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Y B ordinary.
Y Chromosomes: Deity's way of keeping things mildly interesting.
Y H g0d yUNg. nt h avrg g in (oGss.
Y bother with games that aren't worth the CD they are on!!
Y is for Yar, who was killed on Vagra ][
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin
Y is for Yuggoth, a planet far
Y"ou're perfectly heatlhy, Mr. Spock." Chapel
Y' yin quap' je! (Klingon for "Survive and succeed".)
Y'ALL BE QUIET OR THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY DIES! - Ms. Crabtree
Y'Know, those witty message-ending one-liners :)
Y'a plus de ciel que de terre parce que sur la terre, y'a de l'eau
Y'ain't drunk if y'can lie on th'floor without hanging on
Y'all Come Now, Ya Heaahhh ?
Y'all are a pretty crazy bunch of people, like myself * John Stewart
Y'all must be hearin' things. - Data
Y'all must be mistaken. - Data
Y'know Jerry, it's a good thing I wasn't so particular. - Mr. Seinfeld
Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE? Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great
Y'know spend Karma and you can get a red .. Bwahahaha
Y'know the one thing we need is a left hand monkey wrench
Y'know these things are REALLY hard to load... - Jerry, on Pez
Y'know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!!! - Yakko
Y'know you're a computer addict when
Y'know, I've been wondering how being dead is a tax advantage
Y'know...OS/2 requires more memory than any Windows app I've ever seen
Y're growing old when your knees buckle & your belt won't
Y'see? It heard the word power and it responded, just like we do!
Y.A. Tittle, out - Mike as bald air traffic controller
Y0u +avE bEEU a$imi+atEd. Y0u aLE U0w: ||+||||#||
Y2K-Y Jelly: when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before
Y2K: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
Y666 - amount of damage done by the beast that ate Tokyo
YA YA YA YA I AM THE EGGMAN
YAAAAAWN where have you been? Prince Valium
YAAR if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice machine
YAB: Yet Another Bug
YABADABADOO! "Oh Fred, you spoke in TONGUES!"
YABAs: Yet Another Babylon Anomaly.
YABBA DABBA DON'T
YABBA-DABBA-DOODADS! - Greaseman
YABUA Yet Another Backbreaking Unix Acronym grep?
YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
YAFT-Yet Another Fine Tagline
YAGDSFC - Yet Another Gawd Damned Science Fiction Classic
YAKKO-I be Yakking Yak, WAKKO-I be Wakko Who Waltzes With Wolves
YAKKO.SYS corrupt. <A>bort, <R>etry, <U>nZoo YAK.ZOO?
YAKKO.SYS corrupt. <A>bort, <R>etry, <U>se ANIMAL.YAK ? _
YAKKO.SYS missing: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ancel Animaniacs?
YAKKO.SYS not found! <A>bort <R>etry <C>ancel Animaniacs
YAKKO.SYS not found, reboot Animaniacs? <Y/N/R> -- WB's Computer
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
YAMAHA: You Always Must Acknowledge Higher Authority
YAMLA. YAMLA YAMLA YAMLA. yamla? YAMLA! yamla yamla
YANKEE(n): like a Quickie,but you do it yourself
YAPT -- Yet Another Pointless Tagline
YAR Yet Another Rumor
YASE: Yet Another Stupid Error
YASQ Yet Another Stupid Question
YAT Yet Another Tagline
YAT = Yet Another Tagline
YATI Yet Another Trivial Inconsistancy
YATI *this*, you pissy little...OOPS...wrong show!
YATI: Yet Another Trek Inconsistency
YAWA: You and what army? (Sam Tuirel)
YAWN(n):only time some men get 2 open their mouths
YAWN: A silent shout
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed
YAWN: The only time @FN@ gets to open his mouth.
YAWN: The only time men get to open their mouths.
YDAGWYW: You Don't Always Get What You Want
YEA, YEA...Once A Hobby, Now An Expensive Addiction!
YEAH! An' I got a dog what plays the saxophone!
YEAH! I LOVE MY BOTTOM SPOTTY! -Vyv
YEAH!! But why doesn't it work???
YEAH!!! Flame war FLAME WAR!!! I'm a happy GUY!!! :-)
YEAH!!!!!!
YEAH, I MAINLINE CAFFEINE!!! SO?!!!
YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT ....... We finally got one to work -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT: finally got one that worked
YEEE-HAWW! ... That's the official redneck noise. -- Foxworthy
YEEEEESSSSSS!
YELLOW PAGES - Any book a naked baby sits on.
YELLOW RIVER by I. P. Freely
YELLOW SUBMARINE - Apple - 13 Jan 69
YER A REDNECK IF you can have sex w/o spilling your beer.
YES !! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO !!! - Vyvyn, The Young Ones
YES! <pumping a fist> - Anna Steven
YES! I'm a trouble maker!
YES! It's about time they played something cool. -- Butthead
YES! It's the Duke of Kent to the rescue!
YES! Now we're getting somewhere! - Butt-Head
YES! E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y has to LIKE me! (George)
YES! GOOD BYE JACK BUTLER! YES YES YES! - Danny Della Paolera
YES! It's about time they played something cool. -- Butthead
YES! Now we're getting somewhere! -- Butthead
YES! Otherwise I wouldn't be here, silly!
YES! Sound Garden kicks ass!
YES! We Deliver... Open 24HRS!
YES! YES! YES! <lifting a fist in solidarity> - Anna Steven
YES! You may have already won
YES! You may have already won.......
YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!!
YES, @FROM@ is my real name!
YES, Cherry is my real name!
YES, this is my Truck; NO, I will not help you Move !
YES, you have NO email today.
YES, you have NO email today.
YES,tonight....I have a headache!!!
YES661: Your Easy Shop (on SKY EPG 661)
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
YGLT You're gonna love this
YGWYPF: You Get What You Pay For
YHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
YIELD(n):the sign your kids "purchased" at about 3 am
YIG Yes, I'm Grinning
YIHmey vImuSqu' (Translation: I hate Tribbles!)
YII: Yield to Irresistable Impulse
YIP YAP YAP yip yip yip YAP yap yap *BANG* -NO TERRIER-
YIP! YIP! YAP! YAP! YIP! *BANG* ^&$&NO TERRIER
YKYABD if no one shows up for your gamming session
YKYABD if the players throw dice at you
YKYAR if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice machine
YKYARW You know you're a redneck when==
YKYARW Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card
YKYARW the main color of your pickup is primer.
YKYARW the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
YKYARW you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
YKYARW you come back from the dump with more than you took
YKYARW you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
YKYARW you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window.
YKYARW you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
YKYARW you're too drunk to fish.
YKYARW your truck cost more than your house.
YKYBDTTLW ... everything you post comes out in taglines.
YKYBDTTLW ... you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBDTTLW ... you start singing tagline songs
YKYBDTTLW ... you're always saying, "That'd make a great tagline!"
YKYBDTTLW ...People begin turning your messages into taglines
YKYBDTTLW ...You begin turning other peoples messages into taglines
YKYBDTTLW everything you post comes out in taglines.
YKYBDTTLW you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBDTTLW you start singing tagline songs.
YKYBDTTLW you're always saying, That'd make a great tagline!
YKYBDTTLW...everything you post comes out in recipes.
YKYBDTTLW...you start writing taglines about writing taglines
YKYBDTTLW: you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBITTL When "Bother, Said pooh" is in your normal vocabulary!
YKYBITTL when Myra harrasses you with winkie messages!
YKYBITTL when ya know Anime from Animaniacs without watchin!
YKYBITTL when you build an altar to Gary Caplan!
YKYBITTL when you can't find any new tags outta 84 messages!
YKYBITTL when you create a special macro for "*S*W*I*P*E*D*"
YKYBITTL when you find yourself asking, "A Crow is a BIRD??"
YKYBITTL when you start examining messages for hidden tags!
YKYBITTL when you're up to your neck in Tribble taglines!
YKYBITTL when your message text becomes tagline fodder!
YKYBRTMRJW you hear yourself say "Blood and bloody ashes!"
YKYBRTMRJW: You think of David Koresh as a False Dragon.
YKYBWTMB5W--The phone rings and you tap the back of your hand.
YKYHW = You Know You're Hooked When:
YKYHW: you Blue Wave EVERY conference
YKYHW: you answer people in chat out loud
YKYHW: you are in chat by yourself and like it
YKYHW: you can understand your taglines
YKYHW: you can't get away from the screen
YKYHW: you can't pry your fingers from the keys
YKYHW: you consider BBS subs the ultimate gift
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than chocolate
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than ice cream
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than sex
YKYHW: you consider file listing serious research
YKYHW: you copy every tagline you can find
YKYHW: you don't care if you never get phone calls
YKYHW: you don't eat supper until breakfast time
YKYHW: you dream of new Trade Wars moves
YKYHW: you experience "screen vision"
YKYHW: you feel depressed when you can't log on
YKYHW: you flame yourself to watch the action
YKYHW: you forget how to leave your screen
YKYHW: you get excited by the time bank balance
YKYHW: you get nervous when away from the BBS
YKYHW: you have treads on your fingertips
YKYHW: you hold the world's record for posting
YKYHW: you laugh out loud at the taglines
YKYHW: you log on right at midnight after reset
YKYHW: you post a test to yourself every day
YKYHW: you post messages to see your name in print
YKYHW: you realize you never sleep anymore
YKYHW: you sign your handle to your checks
YKYHW: you spend all night making up taglines
YKYHW: You answer people in chat out loud.
YKYHW: You are in chat by yourself and like it.
YKYHW: You can understand your Taglines.
YKYHW: You can't get away from the screen.
YKYHW: You can't pry your fingers from the keys.
YKYHW: You consider BBS subs the ultimate gift.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than chocolate.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than sex.
YKYHW: You consider file listing serious research.
YKYHW: You copy every Tagline you can find.
YKYHW: You don't care if you never get phone calls.
YKYHW: You don't eat supper until breakfast time.
YKYHW: You dream of new Trade Wars moves.
YKYHW: You experience screen vision.
YKYHW: You feel depressed when you can't log on.
YKYHW: You flame yourself to watch the action.
YKYHW: You forget how to leave your screen.
YKYHW: You get excited by the time bank balance.
YKYHW: You get nervous when away from the BBS.
YKYHW: You have treads on your fingertips.
YKYHW: You hold the world's record for posting.
YKYHW: You laugh out loud at the Taglines.
YKYHW: You log on right at midnight after reset.
YKYHW: You post a test to yourself every day.
YKYHW: You post messages to see your name in print.
YKYHW: You realize you never sleep anymore.
YKYHW: You save Tagline *conferences*.
YKYHW: You sign your handle to your checks.
YKYHW: You spend all night editing Taglines.
YKYHW: You spend all night editing recipes.
YKYHW: You spend all night making up Taglines.
YKYHW: the computer store gives you a fequent buyer discount.
YKYHW: you Blue Wave EVERY conference
YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop
YKYHW: you sell your house to pay for board access
YKYHW: you start carring a clipboard around to write down good taglines
YKYHW: you start seeing messages in your dreams
YKYHW: you start thinking about your computer at work.
YKYHW: you want your own echo to moderate
YKYHW: your fingers fall off
YMBACHI: Any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos
YMBAGI: you ever considered killing someone for losing your dice
YMBAGI: you look around you and figure the damage office supplies do
YMBAGI: you think of everyone in terms of their experience level
YMBAGI: you try punishing your dice when they roll badly
YMBARI: "Somebody jiggle that" is a common household phrase.
YMBAT If you say "On Screen" to turn your TV on - YMBAT
YMBAT if you live at 1701 Kirk St. (no Apt. A, B, C, D!)
YMBATA = Youth Might Be Attracted To Angels; or,
YMBATI: you scream "MIRAMANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" while making love
YMMV Your mileage may vary.
YMartha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is boil the chicken in water then Dump The Stock.
YO MAMA LOOKS LIKE A HUMOR MODERATOR.
YO MAMA LOOKS LIKE A HUMOR MODERATOR.
YO MIKEY!!! He'll eat anything!!!
YO MOMMA WEARS OPEN TOED COMBAT SANDALS
YO car's so ugly, Someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
YO mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
YO mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
YO! Picard! That jus' ain't logical! * S'talone of Vulcan
YO! Tell me what you want, What you really really want!!! - Spice Girls
YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode
YOGI BERRA - It's Good to Be Alive
YOGURT---The baby's home facial kit.
YOKO ONO CAN'T PAINT FOR TOFU
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU'LL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
YOOooooooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOooooOOoooOO!!
YOT YM: My toy, backwards.
YOU *did* vote out the Democrats in office!!! 11/08/1994.
YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT by Sue Nora Later.
YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAYTHING!! - Woody to Buzz
YOU ARE A TOY!! - Woody to Buzz
YOU ARE HERE ------------< X
YOU ARE HERE- (Where did you think you were?) Mindplayers
YOU ARE HERE-> (Where did you think you were?) - Mindplayers, Cadigan
YOU ARE NOW MY MASTER, AND KURT COBAIN IS MY GOD... -Dingbelle
YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!!!! -- Ren Hoek
YOU CAN COUNT ON THE DECIMAL SYSTEM
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..etc.etc. - BUT NOT US!
YOU CAN PUT PICKLES UP YOURSELF <Newspaper Headline>
YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU CAN STOP NOW! --Anna, LGD
YOU CAN WITH A HARRIDAN!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T WIN, YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN, EITHER.
YOU CANNOT PARTITION THE LORD WITH DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MONEY
YOU DIE!! Oh wait, we haven't gotten to that point in the game, yet
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE A BEER HOME IN THE MORNING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT ! JUST TURN DOWN THE TONER VOLUME !
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF CONFUSION AND MISERY until you have searched for enlightenment and happiness
YOU FORMATTED WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!.
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY - E.D. 209
YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO AROUSE VARIOUS EMOTIONS IN ME. Please select carefully
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN: You can remember when it wasn't necessary to call the bank before the plumber
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN: You go to the Mall not to shop but get a free blood pressure examination
YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, DIDNT YOU? -- BOB
YOU MAY EXPERIENCE RECEPTION DIFFICULTIES -DO NOT ADJUST YOUR WALL
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, Hey, y'all watch this!
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Jack Daniels makes your list of Most Admired People
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... One of your kids was born on a pool table
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You go to your family reunion looking for a date
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its 'wheels'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You take a six-pack cooler to church
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think Genitalia is an Italian airline
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, Gentlemen, start your engines
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your Junior/Senior Prom had a 'Daycare'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your school fight song is Dueling Banjos
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your wife's (mother, daughter, sister, girlfriend) hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
YOU NAAAAASTY MAN! - Joe Penner
YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY - E.D. 209
YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT IS 'ENOUGH' AFTER YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU FASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?! Yes daddy. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!! - Extreme
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
YOU WILL *NEVER**SINK**THIS**BOAT*! -- Lt. Dan
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable
YOU WON TOPIC-LOTTO!! You get to pick today's topic!! Have fun!!
YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE
YOU are bluffing! Bayleth
YOU are correct. Data
YOU can double your money! ... Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can double your money, @TOFIRST@! Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can double your money, Orville! Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
YOU do that... <shuffle, shuffle, flop, THUD> - Anna Steven
YOU get 6 F R E E Steak Knives with every Tagline
YOU go and love your brother.I'll go and love your sister
YOU go talk to the "Friendly" RED Dragon !
YOU have been caught stealing taglines again!
YOU look like an elephant!
YOU multitask?? I'm WRITING this on the toilet!!
YOU saved his life. YOU did. Not some program.--Kes
YOU take the three taglines....I'LL take the rest
YOU try and color-coordinate in the dark! - Klinger
YOU! Kidney failure! -Death
YOU! WHAT PLANET IS THIS?! - McCoy
YOU! - Beam up to the runabout and call the station! - Kira
YOU! Chair! G'won g'won g'won! I LOVE my chair. - Ted Bullpit
YOU! Kidney failure! --Death.
YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!
YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT YOUR NAME AND PUT IN YOUR VARIABLE (WHICH IS
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH!
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A CLONE!
YOU'RE NOT OF THE BODY!!! - McCoy
YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?
YOU'RE scared? How d'you think I feel? - Lister
YOU'VE become quite friendly with Major Kira, haven't you? - O'Brien
YOU'VE been ta3:05) Number: 21
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again haven't you?
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again! - Sinclair
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again! Haven't you?
YOU, GOLD, OWE, ME! Quark
YOU... CAN'T... BUILD... ROBOTS! -- Crow T. Robot
YOU...CAN'T...BUILD...ROBOTS! - Crow to Mike
YOU...STUPID...LITTLE...(beep) - Crow to his computer
YOU? Run MY bar?!?!? Wahahahaha! - Quark
YOUNG LOCHINVAR - Came *Into* the West
YOUR A REDNECK IF the color of your car is 'primer'.
YOUR ADVERTISMENT HERE $10 /Month
YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT. PASS IT ON
YOUR REASONING IS EXCELLENT. It's your basic assumptions that are wrong
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
YOUR SUBSYSTEM HAS DIED
YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!!!
YOUR help is the last thing he needs. - Nemesis
YOUTHFUL FIGURE: What you get when you ask a woman her age.
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!"
YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!
YOW!!! I am having fun!!!
YOWCH! I bit my tongue! ...and it needs a pinch of something
YOYO: (See EFBI)
YOZOZO! You are a mallard
YO_'RE C_NCELED. -- A Letter To Pat Sajak
YOu knO, a mOOse Once bit my sister
YPT Your Pal Tony, Your Phaser Tickles
YRthere so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?--Kermit
YTERM: A terminal program for queries.
YUPPIES: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Sushi.
YVONNE KING just wants to PUUUUMMMMPPPP. . . YOU UP!
YW> DW> JP> K> B> AH> M> C> KM> SJ> SM> SV> QB> Stop quoting this!
YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed -- Butthead
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ya I 'read' Playboy. That's it, that's the ticket
Ya I know, I look like Mel Gibson, everyone says that.
Ya can't blame a guy for trying to con--er, make a buck!-Scheme Gene
Ya can't go round sayin yer gonna do somethin, and then not do it-WJBC
Ya can't sing you know. * Talkie Toaster
Ya canna be sayin I speak wi a accent, can ya? -- Scotty
Ya canna change the laws of physics,laws of physics... -Star Trekkin
Ya di'na tell 'im how long it would really take did ya!? - Scotty
Ya from Kansas? Well, welcome to the USA.
Ya god damm parents are trippin
Ya got a bullet in ya head
Ya got another objection? Hmmm?
Ya got him, Cindy! Ya got him where ya want him! - McCoy, ST VI
Ya got some kinda good kinda hold on me.
Ya gota love this place; everyday's like Halloween."--Mulder
Ya gotta be YOUNG and STUPID before being OLD and WISE!
Ya gotta be cunning to speak dat lingus!
Ya gotta be subtle! - M. Hammer
Ya gotta do what ya can. Let mother nature do the rest.
Ya gotta have heart. All ya really need is heart
Ya gotta help me, doc. My daydreams are running rampant.
Ya gotta keep 'em separated.
Ya gotta keep 'em seperated, COME OUT AND PLAY! - Offspring
Ya gotta kick a little to be tough.
Ya gotta kick a little to cause a stir.
Ya gotta let 'em know you had enough.
Ya gotta loive this place; everyday is like Halloween."- Mulder
Ya have anything to do with Judas Priest? -Crow to priest
Ya hear that? `Blessed are the Greek'! - Pilgrim, Life of Brian
Ya just can't get close to some men! - Rogue
Ya just gotta love Catholic school: If you don't you go to hell
Ya know @FN@, mailin' ya is like watchin' Beavis n' Butthead!!!
Ya know I could never lie.
Ya know Jesus was a hippy? - Tom
Ya know the lady's a lot like Reno.
Ya know what burns my butt? A flame about yay-high.
Ya know when ya getting old, everything stop growing but
Ya know, I don't want what you want...I want what I want
Ya know, I should be urchin everybody to stop this thread.
Ya know, Jesus was a hippy. -- Tom Servo
Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
Ya know, it's strange... - Scully (Piper Maru)
Ya know, next time you come in here I'm gonna toast ya.
Ya know, nothing's been the same since Marie Osmond's divorce!-Binkley
Ya know, some days life is just one non sequiter after catfish.
Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself - Han Solo
Ya know, sometimes I'm really amazed at how weird you are
Ya know, sometimes it is soooo easy to be dumb!
Ya know, we really should have giv'in that borg a C compiler
Ya know, with a little work, I think I could do 'em all...:-)
Ya know... nothings been the same since Bloom County ended! - Binkley
Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
Ya lay a whole lotta love on me.
Ya learns sumpin' new ever' day 'round here.
Ya lousy bum... - Muddy Mudskipper
Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?! - Opus
Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well, that's just loverly
Ya might be better off alone.
Ya mudda's like Nintendo.....Now she's portable
Ya mudda's like a hardware store.....2 Cents a screw
Ya mudda's like a race car.....4 Rubbers a day
Ya mudda's so stupid, she tripped over the cordless Telephone
Ya need anything from the feed store? - Mulder
Ya only THINK I'm devious, actually, I'm far more twisted
Ya pays your money and you take your chances.
Ya picked a fine time to leave me Lucile - Kenny Rogers
Ya read what I said, now do ya know what I mean?
Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
Ya really had me going, stringing me along.
Ya right, if stranded on an island I'll want some asprin
Ya saw the word *SEX* near the top of the page, and ... <sheesh>
Ya say love is blind, I say baby not this time
Ya should see the one I have IN my computer.
Ya still believe that it won't go wrong this time.
Ya sure, but how would OJ do against Lorena Bobbitt?
Ya wanna REAL demon? Try Asmodeus...dial 1-900-GBYESOUL, $5/minute
Ya wanna know how a Holodeck works?
Ya wanna know how to make it rain? Go wash and wax your car!
Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Ya win some, ya lose some ... Just be sure to win *more*
Ya' can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Ya' hear that Kate Mulgrew is Mrs. Piccard? - Mike
Ya' heard of me?
Ya'all want to fight now, or what? - Bowlin Bob to Earthworm Jim
Ya'll come back now ya hear.
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?
Ya, I'm a lowly Cadet, but I should be getting a promotion soon!
Ya, jussa sec. I'll do it in a minute. Hold on willya?
Ya, send me this, this and that
Ya, ya, ya ...it's all a rich tapestry ...whatever
Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?
Yaaayy, Sandy! - Joel & Bots cheer Sandy Frank's name
Yaabbaadabbbaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
Yabba Dabba Doo. Fred Flintstone
Yabba Dabba/2
Yabba dabba do! - Flintstone
Yabba dabba doo. - F. Flintstone
Yabba dabba doooooooooo!
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! -- F. Flinstone
Yabba-dabba-doo time is relative
Yabettanot: The warning at the beginning of a home videocassette.
Yachties Do It With Berth Control.
Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!!
Yah shur. Coulda swore I saw 'em coupla days ago posted to Yakko.
Yah! Is home of Rice'a'Roni! -- Tom Servo
Yah! Is home of Rice'a'Roni! - Tom as Russian on Frisco
Yahoo! A real yahoo! -- Crow T. Robot
Yahweh (n): not *my* way
Yahweh came from a dysfunctional family
Yahweh said "I Myself will go with you and I will give you rest.
Yak with a Kentucky long rifle - Mike
Yak yak yak. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Yakka Foob MoG. GRuG PubbawuP Zink wattoom GaZoRk. CHuMBLE Spuzz.
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble Spuzz - Calvi
Yakkety yak.. y'all come back now.. ya hear?
Yakkity-yak, TommyNak
Yakko "Hellooooo, Nurse!" - Yakko & Wakko
Yakko & Wakko of Borg: Prepare to be anviladed!
Yakko & Wakko of Borg: Prepare to be.....HelloOO, NURSE!
Yakko = Animaniacs: Quotes by Yakko Warner
Yakko Warner only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
Yakko Warner suffers from terminal brain-lock.
Yakko of Borg: Being a potty mouth is futile.
Yakko of Borg: Today's moral is irrelevant.
Yakko, is our use of falling anvils going to be a bit excessive? - Dot
Yakko.EXE found. Computer now has irresistable attraction to women
Yakko: Will someone stop this Borg from saying "Assimilate"???
Yakuza, Yakuza never a blooza!
Yale -- it's what southern cheerleaders do....
Yam-yam! Yum-yum!
Yankee Go Home!
Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
Yankee doedel
Yankee found in family tree- Will trade 4 Horse Thief
Yankee found in family tree- will trade for black sheep or horse thief
Yankee: Any person born north of Gainesville Florida.
Yankee: Any pilot asking JAX Center to "say again."
Yankees do it frugally.
Yankees do it until
Yankees do it until they're blue.
Yankees do it up north.
Yankees in Georgia!? How'd they ever get in?
Yappa Dappa Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yappapai Yappapai Iinshyanten
Yar to O'Brien. Transport Data directly to my quarters
Yar: "Riker, watch my behind..."
Yard ape here - Dr. Forrester referring to TV's Frank
Yard by yard it's very hard; inch by inch it's a cinch
Yard by yard, life is hard, Inch by inch, life's a cinch.
Yard sales are like men. You have to go through a whole lot of bad ones to find a good one
Yardshtick - Lame neighborly quips exchanged in the backyard.
Yasar Arafat to Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!!"
Yassar Arafat: Sound of Dolly Parton removing her bra.
Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id. -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
Yawking: Speaking and yawning simultaneously.
Yawl: Southern version of "ahoy".
Yawn -- the only time some people should open their mouths.
Yawn a more Roman way.
Yawn, Where did Q come from?!?
Yawn: The only time men get to open their mouths.
Yawn: The only time a man gets to open his mouth.
Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Yawning at X-rated movie: Indecent composure.
Yawning is an orgasm for
Yawning is an orgasm for your face. -- Gunvar Ingeborg
Yay! What are these? - Crow on Mamie's bust
Yay!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap.
Ydo shoppers always return shopping carts 2the handicapped parking slots?
Ye Shall Know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Make You Free !!
Ye Shall Seek Me, And Find Me, When Ye Shall Search For Me With All Your Heart !!
Ye are of your father the devil. -- John 8:44
Ye canna change the laws of physics, Cap'n! -- Scotty
Ye cannae change the laws of physics! -Scotty in EVERYthing
Ye cannot serve God and money. - Matthew 6:24
Ye didna' tell him how long it would REALLY take, did ye?
Ye gads, what am I, flypaper for whackos on echos?
Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. - Jesus Christ; John 8:15
Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. John 8:15
Ye may become like angels of heaven, sources of happiness to souls.
Ye powers of the West - dammit, NORTH! (confused HPS)
Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. -- Genesis 3:5
Ye shall journey far into a land of pestilence and evil
Ye shall know the truth and it shall make ye freak.
Ye shall know the truth, & the truth shall make you mad.
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall cost ye $40,000.
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall piss you off.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad!
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad!
Ye shall know the truth, and ye shall freak
Ye shall know them by their fruits... Look, there's one now!
Ye shall know them by their recipes.
Ye shall know them by their taglines.
Ye shall leave them defenseless, and penniless. Liberals 21:7
Ye shall not attach disks to your fridge with magnets!
Ye shall remove their rights and legislate morality. Fundiviticus 1:23
Ye shalt not ask where the "Any" key is!
Ye shalt not insert thy fist into the computer screen!
Ye shalt not insertith thy fistith into thy computer screenith.
Ye shalt not justify thy $2,000 computer purchase by purchasing games.
Ye that love the Lord, hate evil. - Psalm 97:10
Yea tho I walk through the valley of sysoping, I shall fear no user
Yea verily, thou art Chaotic Evil and I must slay thee.
Yea! The RULES! I've been waiting for a month. Thanks.
Yea, ..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yea, I think they're getting hostile. -Scott Benard
Yea, I'll pick-it-up& I'LL MAIL IT TO `YA!
Yea, I'm a pacifist. Wanna make somethin' of it, bub?
Yea, Though I Walk Through the Valley of The Shadow of Death, I Will Fear no Evil
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of Clintons.. I'll fea
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of TAX & SPEND, I'll f
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of TAX & SPEND, I'll fear no Liberal!
Yea, Verily, I doth say: Bite-eth me!
Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C
Yea, but can Rush make the Trains run on time ?
Yea, dost thou jeer and flout me in the teeth?
Yea, right, when...oink, flap, oink, flap...well I'll be
Yea, tho I COM thru the valley in the shadow of the SYS
Yea, though I walk thru the valley of Clintons, I'll fear no Liberal!
Yea, verily do many strange things come to be
Yea, verily, and forsooth, 'tis not to me that thou shouldst speak
Yea, yea, yea... I'm shaking in my boots - Garabaldi
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yea. Me Skeeve. Who you? - Skeeve
Yea.. That's the ticket
Yea...It's show time! --Duncan MacLeod
Yeaaaaahooooo! -Major Fokker
Yeah - and monkeys will fly out my butt! - Garth
Yeah - can't find it playing on any local cable stations
Yeah . . . I know . . . I need to quit licking the dog... - Layla
Yeah ... I think that Ernest fellow is funny...what's wrong with that?
Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!
Yeah Brain, but we don't have enough cabbage. Pinky, Animaniacs
Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her.
Yeah I could hide in the calm of the eyes of the storm
Yeah I got $50 for this handgun I bought for $25 - one guy said!
Yeah I got a drinking problem - Two hands and one mouth
Yeah I got a good heart, I wouldn't hurt a soul.
Yeah I got this thing it's comin over me
Yeah I guess your right <g>That makes me, gary, and
Yeah I know the feeling
Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though... -- me
Yeah I like spreading; PB&J, BS, BUTTER, but mostly LEGS!
Yeah I love work, I could sit and watch it all day...
Yeah I use Windows but I don't use a mouse. -overheard at a meeting!
Yeah I went with nothing. Nothing but the thought of you. I went wandering. - Bono
Yeah I'll have a waitress to go, with nothing on it
Yeah I'm gay. Why should it matter to you?
Yeah I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt -
Yeah Patrick, but can a Pontiac do Warp 9?
Yeah and some day the sun will die out.
Yeah baby, I'll show you a good time <heh heh> GULP! ACK! Morphworm!!!!
Yeah he called her a bitch, and so far, nobody's denying it.
Yeah mon. No prahblem.
Yeah right Gryph. Go back to your dream country! I admit NOTHING.:)
Yeah right Orville, I think you're having a brain cramp!
Yeah so gimme a beat, 'cause here I come!
Yeah sure--and I'm the Kumquat Haagendasz!
Yeah that's an old one I knowBut a goody.
Yeah those suck and seem to happen a lot too Mcfly
Yeah we ALL seem to have picked up that bad habit... - Quickling
Yeah yeah Yosemite Sam, I know, you "Hates Rabbits". But when you think about it, that rabbit you hate so much... well... he's your only friend isn't he Yosemite... I want you to think about that befo
Yeah yeah, I know... the check is in the mail!
Yeah yeah, I know... the check is in the mail!
Yeah yeah, I love dogs too. Want to trade recepies?
Yeah yeah.... Shut up... Go away... we're Like closed... or something!
Yeah! A dolphin-burger, and put it in a styrofoam box!
Yeah! I had to! I was drunk!
Yeah! I've got a bit of scum in me! Yeah!! -Vhujunka
Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while! -- Crow T. Robot
Yeah! We're crazy! - Wakko
Yeah! Cute like a thtomache pump! - Daffy Duck
Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks!
Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks! [The Tick]
Yeah! I know, ladies room. But I'm blind! Remember? - Geordi
Yeah! I'm really starting to like this hero stuff! - Charlie
Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while! -- Crow T. Robot
Yeah! Made my fur turn grey! - Modo
Yeah! They're almost as big as his mom's!
Yeah! We bad or what? - Modo
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I'm shaking in my boots
Yeah!! Thanks! -Peppy
Yeah!... No, wait! The Brain
Yeah, 'cuz I'm single, I'm thin and I'm neat. - Seinfeld, on gay rumor
Yeah, *that's* telling him!!..;)
Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Yeah, Brain. But Gandhi already won an academy award. Pinky
Yeah, Brain. But where are we going to find chaps in our size
Yeah, Brain. But Ghandi already won an academy award. Pinky
Yeah, Brain. But Regis Philbin is already married. Pinky
Yeah, God is dead, he laughed himself to death
Yeah, I 'Got Movin' With Oprah'.--Allan Burch
Yeah, I consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I didn't expect you to answer. - Mulder
Yeah, I do happen to have a velvet bedspread...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I do have a picture of Elvis on velvet...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I do have two relatives, Elmer and Jed...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I fired a warning shot... in his chest.
Yeah, I fired a warning shotin his chest. - Janier
Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
Yeah, I had a Tribble tagline once, then I got a real one
Yeah, I happen to have a civil war chess set...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I haven't seen the first 12 Apollo movies
Yeah, I know "F.Y. Beast."
Yeah, I know - "Beast, you're a sick puppy"
Yeah, I know - "SHADDAP, Beast!"
Yeah, I know"F.Y. Beast."
Yeah, I know, I know
Yeah, I love cats too... want to trade recipes?
Yeah, I love cats too...you wanna trade recipes??
Yeah, I love work, I could sit and watch it all day
Yeah, I meant to ask, how are you? and I hope everyone is safe!
Yeah, I said the words. Sort of. - Ash
Yeah, I slept with your sister, whadda gonna do about it?
Yeah, I think they're getting hostile. -Scott Bernard
Yeah, I use Windows. Win-OS2!
Yeah, I used to be a vampire for years. Now I've got no stake in it
Yeah, I used to be into necrophelia, bestiality and sadism, but then I realized I was just flogging a dead horse
Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs! - Cartman
Yeah, I want cheesy poofs. - Cartman, South Park
Yeah, I wouldn't want to step in anything. - Mulder
Yeah, I'd say they definitely match. - Scully
Yeah, I'll buy another Intel product. In 27,000 years!
Yeah, I'm a hi-skool grajuit... wanna make somthin outta it?
Yeah, I'm cute! I like being cute! Cutes a good thing!
Yeah, I'm cute! I like being cute! Cutes a good thing! -Vhujunka
Yeah, I'm fine Superman...Where's Clark? -Lois Lane
Yeah, I'm from the Lair. Wanna make somethin' about it?
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name
Yeah, I'm psycho but I'm STILL a cop! <Riggs>
Yeah, I'm religious. Hockey's a religion, right?
Yeah, I'm running Win#%^ NO CARRIER
Yeah, I'm starting to scare MYSELF now.--Jeff Godemann
Yeah, I'm sure. - O'Brien
Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yeah, I'm weird; so what ?
Yeah, I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt - Butthead.
Yeah, I've been there, I've done that. - Nick Knight
Yeah, I've got a pool table, but it's all wet. And no diving board.
Yeah, I've heard a few stories about Jono after just one can of beer
Yeah, I've seen you too - hiding under the bleachers watching the cheerleaders. -- 3rd Rock
Yeah, Jesus saves - but why not just use a tape backup instead?
Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion! - Dot
Yeah, Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut. - Kramer
Yeah, Thanks Stimpy! - 10lb Crappy.
Yeah, Thrakhath and I have gone a few rounds... - Blair
Yeah, _my_ fault. - Ro Laren
Yeah, and hookers! We need plenty of hookers! - Bender
Yeah, and it had a rectangular shape. La Forge
Yeah, and just call me Mr. Prozac!
Yeah, and now *I* itch all over! @$#% Tribbles <scratch>!!
Yeah, and road kill don't get flatter as time goes by!
Yeah, and she says it's natural.
Yeah, and where's the rest of it ?
Yeah, another clone. (Hysterical giggling)
Yeah, back when movies had plots... -- Joel Robinson
Yeah, but I figure what the Hell... that's Jersey
Yeah, but I kid the pornographers... -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, but I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke! - Pinky
Yeah, but WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeah, but can she pick up a bowling ball?
Yeah, but does 'Suck, don't blow' apply to female Vampyres?
Yeah, but if I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping!
Yeah, but if a virgin is a "maid", is an ex-virgin a "made"?
Yeah, but if you can't imitate him, don't copy him!
Yeah, but is a sexy virgin a cherry tart?
Yeah, but is virginity hereditary?
Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.
Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!
Yeah, but the Road to Success is always under construction
Yeah, but the souffle also rises
Yeah, but we could never get the Holodecks to work right.--O'Brien
Yeah, but what does Habs stand for? Have Another Beer Stupid?
Yeah, but what if the wolves aren't just as afraid of us as we're of them?
Yeah, but what pixels! - Lister
Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?
Yeah, but when it's a clear night, why don't they call it `moony'?
Yeah, but where are we will we find rubber pants our size? - Pinky
Yeah, but why bother? said Pooh
Yeah, but you know my peculiar tastes... - Anna Steven
Yeah, but you oughta see him dance. - T. Carlisle
Yeah, but you're not telling me to kiss it. - Geordi.
Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context!
Yeah, by why does s**t always happen to ME? -- Jewish
Yeah, children mutilate each other all the time. -- Tom Servo
Yeah, definitely underground...very resistant... - Sewer Urchin
Yeah, first you start stealing Taglines, and then
Yeah, go home you little dildo. - Cartman
Yeah, go home you little dildo. - Cartman, South Park
Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was? - ENS Kim
Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was? Chakotay
Yeah, got the son-of-a-gun! - Cobra makes a kill
Yeah, he *only* did what his Rice Crispies told him to do.
Yeah, he was a nice guy till the asteroid hit him
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can git.
Yeah, here comes the rooster, and he ain't gonna die! --Alice in Chains
Yeah, hot as Vulcan. Now I know what that phrase means. McCoy
Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it
Yeah, it was cold. Yes! La Forge
Yeah, it's been going on for SOOOO long... <sigh> :) - Dire Wolf
Yeah, it's done. Can't you hear the smoke alarm?
Yeah, it's gotta be exact, you're givin' her a shot in the heart!
Yeah, it's over now, but I can breathe somehow. --Alice in Chains
Yeah, its the comic book version. - Lister
Yeah, lemme speak to Brett Weir!
Yeah, like I might use Wildcat. NOT!
Yeah, love is knocking outside your dooowa!
Yeah, maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. - Ash
Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care.
Yeah, nice. I got one just like it in my living room
Yeah, no prob. - Dot
Yeah, now that we have bombs in Europe, let's Nuke someone
Yeah, okay, bye-bye. Spiderman
Yeah, once I shot deer from inside the house...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, out like a lighthouse, hard as a carp, cold as a mackeral.
Yeah, right. Kill them. -- Crow
Yeah, right. When <oink, oink> <flap, flap>......never mind.
Yeah, riiiigghht!
Yeah, so what's the speed of dark?
Yeah, somebody said keep on rockin'?
Yeah, sure -- and Carl Sagan is a creationist.
Yeah, sure, smarter than Einstein, Hawking, Cochrane, all Vulcans!
Yeah, sure. That'll happen when hell < 32F !
Yeah, sure. When frogs tapdance and Shrimp sing!!
Yeah, tee off on *this*! -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, that way people might mistake them for yours eh?
Yeah, that's a good one . . . HEY! - Calvin
Yeah, that's it !
Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter. - Apu
Yeah, that's it... I had a blond moment!
Yeah, that's okay. I have one here. - O'Brien
Yeah, the form is right. My hobby is narcotics.
Yeah, the guy with the knife is still here. -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any
Yeah, there's a lot of stress here, but I'm not straining.
Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. - Kyle on Visitors
Yeah, they really want you.
Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! :-))
Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! huh huh huh
Yeah, this is gonna look *real* good on my field report! - Scully (DT)
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Zorch
Yeah, tomorrow we're in, ah, let's see, Tierra del Fuego
Yeah, uh, that's the ticket!.....
Yeah, verily! Gadzooks!
Yeah, we want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan
Yeah, we're not exactly 'proper' channels. - Mulder
Yeah, well I got me eye on you.
Yeah, well I've had a really bad day.
Yeah, well he made a mistake. - O'Brien
Yeah, well it's an imperfect universe. - Garibaldi
Yeah, well some *people* are animals also
Yeah, well there's a woman behind every great >loser<, too!
Yeah, well, I havn't made up my mind about you, yet. Trixie
Yeah, yeah, I know...I screwed up again
Yeah, yeah, I love cats too. Want to trade recipes?
Yeah, yeah, I love cats tooespecially with soy sauce
Yeah, yeah, I love cats, too Want to trade recipes?
Yeah, yeah, bore me with "Win 95" when it exists
Yeah, yeah, okay. Fine. I'll come back later. - DEATH
Yeah, yeah, save the commercial. Vin
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Message received and ignored
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm shaking in my boots. - Garabaldi
Yeah, yeah, yeah...Message received and ignored...
Yeah, yeah. <pouting> - Anna Steven
Yeah, yeah. Patience! What's that take? like... an hour?
Yeah, yeah.. Kill the messenger - Calvin
Yeah, yeah...wait a minute! I got another hole here
Yeah, you have mail
Yeah, you're right, you can't sense to cretins....<g<
Yeah,and if my grandmother had warp drive she'd have been a starship!
Yeah,but you gotta chair for a head! You're really a freak! Chromedome
Yeah,right,when...OINK,FLAP;OINK,FLAP..well, I'll be darned
Yeah--but what's the speed of *DARK*?
Yeah. And winged pigs are readying for takeoff
Yeah. Tell me about it.--Odo
Yeah. Usually it's fate... But sometimes it's me. - The MAXX
Yeah. . . . But does he know the speed of dark??
Yeah. And it sucks too. --Beavis.
Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! SEINFELD
Yeah. Sure. - Richie Ryan
Yeah... Basically I run the army. -- Mike Nelson
Yeah... THAT's the ticket!
Yeah... once I rolled that riding lawn mower...what's wrong with that?
Yeah... to say you're still broken up. - Zorak (SGC2C)
Yeah...I love the Wheel of Morality...*MWAH* - Wakko
Yeah...and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp... - Jerry Seinfeld
Yeah...and WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeah...and some day the sun will die out.
Yeah...hehehehehehehehehehe. -Beavis
Yeah...right Beavis. What a wuss!
Yeah...why don't you try telling the truth, @TOFIRST@!
Yeah? I'll fight ya with one arm tied behind your back!
Yeah? So, Ma, like, which is it, be careful or have a good time?
Yeah? Well, how do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents -- Geordi
Yeah? And you're ugly! - Ace Ventura
Yeah?! Well, FREQ you too!
Yeah?!? What are YOU gonna do about it?!?
YeahI love the Wheel of Morality*MWAH* -- Wakko
Yeahand WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeahand some day the sun will die out.
Yeahdeath of a salesman. <BELCH>.
Yeahhhh, there you go! Who would've thought? - O'Brien
Year 2000. Windows 2000. Y2K. W2K. Coincidence?
Year 2000: Are you getting ready for the third millenium?
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments
Year: 52 mondays
Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
Year: a period of 365 disappointments.
Yearly average in US: Mining Deaths - 65, Nuclear Power - 0
Yearnings?! - Dax
Years go by.
Years go by... -- Tori Amos
Years of development: We finally got one to work
Years of insanity have kept me from going crazy.
Years went by & the dream grew strong - Hendrix
Years, education and understanding offtimes are foes.
Yeast Devil! Back to the oven that baked you!- Tick, to a bread bomb
Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!
Yec, I do hev a Spall Chucker
Yeccchhh! That must be a face, it has ears!
Yecch Error: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
Yee Haw Jester's dead! -Goose
Yeeaahh, I'm def-in-ate-ly an excellent Super Hero... - Sewer Urchin
Yeeah! You Rimp wristed occidental roser! - Crow as ninja
Yeech! I can taste...EVERTTHING! - Arthur in Tongue-Tongue's body
Yeech! I can taste...everything! - Arthur in Tongue-Tongue's body
Yeech! Put that thing away, wiggy tongue-man! - The Tick to Mung-Mung
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!
Yeeeeeww SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
Yeeeehah!! Jester's dead!!!! - Goose
Yeehaaa! Cambot? - Crow
Yeesssssssssssssssss! Oh, god you're good! - Ivanova
Yeh dude, I think your dog is gay.-Cartman * What do you mean?-Stan
Yeh! Big Sweat can drive! - Crow
Yeh, I'm sick of sex anyway - Mike on marriage short
Yeh, but I kid the pornographers - Mike
Yeh, but that sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan. - Kyle
Yeh, granola pisses me off. - Cartman, South Park
Yeh, have some consideration! - Crow
Yeh, he knows a LOT about women's toenails - Mike
Yeh, here's my torso - Mike sings as girl dances
Yeh, me too. Delmar the Elfen King - Crow
Yeh, my hair's frosted - Tom as dorky tough guy
Yeh, right. My name's Peter Rabbit - Crow
Yeh, so long, Dali - Tom
Yeh, tee off on THIS - Mike
Yeh, the crows'll get 'em - Mike on dead guys
Yeh, whatever! Let's go! Let's wail! - Crow
Yeh, women know NOTHING about underwear - Mike
Yeh. Yeh. We want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan, South Park
Yeh...Now the Whole world understands
Yehi Sach hai
Yeild to temptation! It may not pass your way again!!
Yeild to temptation! It may not pass your way again!!
Yelling into a cell phone in public is how women take your attention off their thighs,,,
Yello, Deep 13. How can I help you? -- Dr. Forrester
Yello, Deep 13. How can I help you? -- Dr. Forrester
Yellow + Pink = Clinton
Yellow Alert! - drink!
Yellow Alert? Against our own imaginations!? - Kira
Yellow Jello...The Building Block of Men.
Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers.
Yellow River - by I.P. Freely
Yellow River - By I. P. Daily
Yellow River, by I. Peed Freely
Yellow Snow Studied To Test Nutrition
Yellow alert! Secure Ops! - Kira
Yellow bird you are not long in singing -Floyd
Yellow journalism is media ochre
Yellow matter custard - dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Yellow snow is not a Lemonade Fizz!
Yellow snow is not lemon flavored.
Yellow...no, I mean blue!
Yellowknife - Glove it or leave it.
Yellowknife - Have you jump started your kid today?
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: July and Winter.
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
Yellowknife - Many are cold but few are frozen.
Yellowknife - One day it's warm the rest of the year it's cold.
Yellowknife - mosquito supplier to the free world.
Yellowknife ...I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Yellowknife Headline: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
Yellowknife I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Yellowknife gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop
Yellowknife has five seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, Winter.
Yellowknife, NWT: Home of the Thermally Challenged!
Yellowknife, a really cool place!
Yellowknife: Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Yellowknife: closed for glacier repairs.
Yeltsin is Clinton's OTHER brother
Yen passant: temporary infatuation.
Yendi coils and strikes, unseen
Yentas do it nosily.
Yeooow! I'm looking good today! * Cat
Yeow! I'm looking good today! -- The Cat
Yeow! I feel good! --James Brown
Yeow! I'm looking good today! - The Cat
Yep - he probed her. - 3rd Rock
Yep folks, just like the 10:00 news. The crazies ARE out there!
Yep they named a street sign after Shan........."ONE WAY"
Yep! You bet... What was that you said?
Yep! That's who it was, alright! And they had Pictures!! They Did!!
Yep! This is just another one of those irrelevent posts
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yep, I found a piece o'.....GOLD!!!! (Animaniacs)
Yep, Mercury's in retrograde, all right... -Nash Bridges
Yep, another day, another box of stolen pens.
Yep, here's your problem, someone set this thing to evil
Yep, that's pretty rare. - McCoy
Yep, there ca not be inter-species breeding.
Yep, this is gonna take a while... -- Tom Servo
Yep, we all know she's a few K short of a Meg
Yep, you never know who'll turn up. - Yakko
Yep. She wants me, pretty much - Mike as geeky scientist
Yep. You got a planet stuck in your ear. - The Tick, to Omnipotus
Yep... I do...Have fun in here..I do..I love this.. - Sherry Holley
Yepper doodle do - Crow
Yer Duane 'n Audrey?
Yer Motherboard Wears Combat Reboots
Yer a fart smeller, I mean smart feller!
Yer a real loser when your dog gets a new best friend
Yer girly tricks won't work on me, Bimbo! --Roseanne, LGD
Yer gonna end up hooked on smack and then yer gonna die. --Leary.
Yer hooked when: you can understand your taglines
Yer hooked when: you copy every tagline you can find
Yer hooked when: you laugh out loud at the taglines
Yer hooked when: you spend all night making up taglines
Yer hooked when: you laugh out loud at the taglines.
Yer momma's so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yer momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yer momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yer momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yer momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yer momma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yer momma's so old her social security number is 1!
Yer momma's so old she has to have a fire permit for her birthday cake
Yer mother's a Hampster & yer father smelt of elderberrys
Yer motherboard wears army reboots!
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots
Yer on an express elevator to hell. Going down! -"Aliens"
Yer so cheap you always licks yer eyeglasses after eating grapefruit!
Yer such a wild thang!
Yer sure, eh? [y/n]
Yerassic Park: Where your butt's on the line!
Yes Maybe
Yes - Sheridan What do you mean `yes'? Its me - Ivanova
Yes @N@, but you're taking the universe out of context
Yes BOSS, a 486DX-50 is necessary to run Qedit
Yes Bud, fish take walks...just inside the tank!
Yes Captain, we have entered the Q(edit) Continuum.
Yes DOS.... ah dear.... I'll be right there.
Yes Dear! I'll fix it after I get off the computer
Yes Dear!! I'll be done after the next meg worth of personal messages.
Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
Yes Dear, I'll be off the computer in just a minute.
Yes Dear, I'm doing that damn computer mail thing again
Yes Dear, just a few more minutes
Yes Dear; it's that horrid computer mail thing again
Yes Dire, and you're straying very close to anvil territory :) - Jal
Yes Drill Private!
Yes Honey, we need a Pentium & a 21" monitor just for email
Yes I am a pirate, born two hundred years to late
Yes I am a witch, but only for a spell.
Yes I feel I was destined to drive. Sliders
Yes I hate Haiku. Haiku makes me want to die. Haiku reall
Yes I have, but only a time or 2..3..4..5
Yes I have. It's just like steely and goldie, 'cept it's made of iron.
Yes I know I'm off the topic. Thank you for your concern
Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up - Tori Amos
Yes I know... I've already used Alt A to steal this tagline
Yes I wonder, is this the way life's meant to be?
Yes I'm a rocket scientist. Why do you ask?
Yes I'm built like a newborn baby, 8 lbs. 5 oz. and 21 inches.
Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yes Lord Melchit. I. I was flossey. BAAAAAA. -BA
Yes Miss,I'll have a fur burger & a side of thighs
Yes Money does talk... Mine says Goodbye!
Yes Mr. Limbaugh, I *am* going to finish this sandwich.
Yes Satan - Ace Ventura
Yes Scully, there IS a Santa-Claus
Yes Sir, you can have a fur burger and a side of thighs
Yes Thor .. Babies *ARE* evil. Lao Tzu
Yes Virginia, there is a @TO@
Yes Virginia, there is a Al Gore.
Yes Virginia, there is a Bill Clinton.
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes Virginia, there is a Sanity Clause
Yes Virginia, there is a Sunni Meade
Yes We Can! Fool America by saying the word "change".
Yes Your Moderateness, I'll get back on topic!
Yes Your Moderateness, I'll get back on topic!
Yes dad, that IS a doggy - Mike
Yes daughter, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time
Yes dear, I KNOW I SHOUTING!!!!
Yes dear, I'll get off the computer in just a minute.
Yes dear... of course, dear... yes, dear... no, dear
Yes folks, a FREE recipe
Yes folks, a FREE tagline
Yes he's got a unique style.......one of having no style at all!
Yes honey, I'm sure it's suppose to expand!!!
Yes it F***ing does and don't call me names!
Yes it's Roberta Fett ... Boba to her friends.
Yes it's a good plan but have you taken the Voles into consideration?
Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n] -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Yes means no means yes means no.... - Meat Loaf
Yes moderator, I know, so here's a couple
Yes my God exists. I carved him from wood myself
Yes my child,my hat was modelled after the ancient Sydney Opera House.
Yes my son, long ago citizens were allowed to own guns.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 at a time.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read with Blue Wave.
Yes of course I payed my phone bi%Μ NO CARRIER
Yes officer, BUT I HAD TO GET HOME TO MY E-MAIL!
Yes perhaps I may die; you, however will be joining me.
Yes perhaps You Know St. Murphy
Yes sir I'll fill her up right away! But won't she mind?
Yes sir Mr. Spacely. Right a way, Mr. Spacely.
Yes sir, we're next months garage sale fodder for sure! - Piggy Bank
Yes sir. It's... ah... it's a bit runny
Yes sir; no sir; don't come closer... - Aerosmith
Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line
Yes this tagline is stolen, you think I have a brain?
Yes was the answer. What was the question? - Sheridan
Yes we have no bananas, Would a nut do instead?
Yes we have no bananas.. the cat eats them!
Yes yes yes. We heard them all. Any new material?
Yes you are! And you've been taglined! :) <whack!> -Twopaw
Yes! Come on, you little horse! - Homer at the dog track
Yes! Do you want to switch places?
Yes! Hit them hard and hit them fast! -- Worf
Yes! I always drink coffee while I watch radar!
Yes! It is We! The Platypus Brothers!
Yes! We just might win!
Yes! Yes! Yes! I get to wear black satin and put people in jail!
Yes! Yes, right away! I'll get back on topic
Yes! Another movie: "Free Willie Part 2," starring Lorena
Yes! Come on, you little horse! - Homer at the dog track
Yes! I want to live in a Smart House.
Yes! I'm free! - Billie Munny
Yes! I'm free! - Billie Munny
Yes! Let us all grunt in unison. - Keepers
Yes! Mr. B/Natural had breasts! - Crow
Yes! Of course I paid my phone bill! I...E$#$+-34 NO CARRIER
Yes! Oh yes! - Tom as guy strokes missile
Yes! The Chargers ARE in the Super Bowl. Deal with it, America.
Yes, Anastasia. All your dollies are friends - Tori Amos
Yes, Arthur, you've got something I need in your suit! - Carmelita
Yes, Brain, but burlap chafes me so - Pinky
Yes, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Yes, Brain, but where are we going to get chaps our size? - Pinky
Yes, Bud...you can help Momma paint...but not the cat!
Yes, But is your tongue as good as that of the rock star from KISS?
Yes, Constable. That's exactly right. It was a Borg ship
Yes, Dad...a 486DX-66 is essential for my schoolwork.
Yes, Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute!
Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter
Yes, Father, I had a little of the prayer wine
Yes, Father, I had a motor vehicle or horses
Yes, Fish Guy, you STINK! - The Mask
Yes, God has a sense of age
Yes, God has a sense of humor! @F's here, right?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! FEMMSA's still here, ain't it?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! YOU's here, right?
Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy
Yes, Hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy.
Yes, I *DO* look deceptively intelligent.
Yes, I *am* turning everything you say into a tagline.
Yes, I *do* own a Perilous Wear t shirt :)
Yes, I *love* cats... particularly with a nice Chianti!
Yes, I AM an "old fart".why do you ask?
Yes, I DO have PMS. What's your excuse?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. What's your point?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
Yes, I _am_ turning everything you say into Taglines.
Yes, I admit it --- I'm a chocoholic.
Yes, I admit it. I do snag recipes.
Yes, I admit it. I do steal Taglines.
Yes, I admit it. I like Spam. I LOVE Spam. Spam rules!
Yes, I admit, *I* snag recipes!?!?!
Yes, I admit, *I* steal Taglines !
Yes, I am FULLY functional. - Data
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Yes, I am looking to steal some Babylon 5 tag lines.
Yes, I bet you have - Han Solo
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail. -- Tim the Enchanter
Yes, I caused the winds to withdraw from your sails. - Apollo
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
Yes, I do have the crabgrass, now where are the apples?
Yes, I do talk to my wife after sex - if she phones.
Yes, I do, a few. However, your list, like millions of Star Trek lists
Yes, I expect they cured death the instant we left Earth
Yes, I get funny looks. I like funny looks
Yes, I have a life ... but I'd rather do this
Yes, I have heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Yes, I have tried PICKUP & RECORD!
Yes, I have trod the boards! - Mike on acting background
Yes, I know I'm off topic
Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern.
Yes, I know I'm off topic. So what?
Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern.
Yes, I know I'm still off topic.
Yes, I know I'm still off topic. So what?
Yes, I know I'mm still off topic
Yes, I know all about "stressed": it's "desserts" spelled backwards
Yes, I know it's bad for me, but nagging me about it might be bad for you
Yes, I know that Data, but what could it be? --Picard
Yes, I know that, what's it doing in a tagline?
Yes, I know the secrets of the island mind.
Yes, I know your reputation. - Kirk
Yes, I know--but I'm only trying to help
Yes, I know. Terrible jokes... probably not gnu ones either
Yes, I lied about my alibi. - Kira
Yes, I like cats! ... do you want to trade recipes?
Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but now it's even more obvious. - Anna S
Yes, I mean you, Steve
Yes, I must follow my leader, I must walk the Trail of the Gates Nerd
Yes, I read you. The answer is negative. <Ripley>
Yes, I read, write and speak Taglinese.
Yes, I skip messages without taglines!
Yes, I speak English...and I understand "Southern."
Yes, I speak email.
Yes, I suppose our relationship has always been...co-operative. -Odo
Yes, I think God has a sense of humour. No, I don't understand it.
Yes, I think it's time to cull the herd. Have Maggie lead!
Yes, I use a spell checker. Butt how did ewe no?
Yes, I want to eat my cake too! And where's my ice cream?
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight... the same as you.
Yes, I wonder, is this the way life's meant to be?
Yes, I'd say that's rare. McCoy
Yes, I'll have a waitress to go, with nothing on her
Yes, I'll have to talk to them about that. - Kirk
Yes, I'll try some of your burned replicated bird flesh.
Yes, I'm Christian Orville confirmed
Yes, I'm Crazy -Octave: Moody Blues
Yes, I'm Still Using WordStar -- By Choice!
Yes, I'm THAT strongly built, said Tom soberly.
Yes, I'm a flirt! And damn proud of it too!
Yes, I'm a geezer but I'ts taken me years to qualify!
Yes, I'm a masochist. I own a tent, don't I?
Yes, I'm a power user, -- my computer is plugged in.
Yes, I'm a sex beast! - Lister
Yes, I'm a strict parent, but maybe my kid will hire yours someday.
Yes, I'm afraid it's true ... I DO actually read 'em <sniff>
Yes, I'm an NRA Member ... and Proud Of It!
Yes, I'm an agent of the Devil, but my duties are mostly ceremonial
Yes, I'm concerned! - Nurse Chapel
Yes, I'm dating myself, no doubt. - Anna Steven
Yes, I'm drunk. Why? - Tom as cop
Yes, I'm gonna punch ed r mama in bubble wrap
Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin
Yes, I'm paranoid, and they DO want to take my guns away!
Yes, I'm smart! No one's found the bodies yet, have they?
Yes, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry indeed. It won't happen again.
Yes, I'm talking to >you<, Strudel Boy! - Dr. Niles Crane
Yes, I'm weird. So what?
Yes, I've been a very bad elf, what's my punishment?
Yes, I've been smoking that stuff again.
Yes, I've found Jesus. I have him in my trunk.
Yes, I've read _Gulliver's Travels_, replied Tom swiftly.
Yes, Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. (No he's not! She's got Syph!)
Yes, Janet, life's pretty cheap to that type. --Brad (Yay that type!)
Yes, Massa ?
Yes, Mister Lister Sir! Practice, Rimmer, makes perfect
Yes, Moderator, this is the end of the thread
Yes, Moerator, I was on topic, want to do something about#$%@ NO CARRIER
Yes, Mr. Crow. Where was it last when we met? - Mike
Yes, Mr. LaForge, I get the idea. - Picard
Yes, Mr. Limbaugh, I *am* going to finish that sandwich.
Yes, Mr. Moderator. I'll get back on subject right now.
Yes, Mrs. Carmichael! Picard
Yes, Ms. Moderator. I'll get back on subject right now.
Yes, My new Mac&^$^%^&$% NO APPLE
Yes, Satan? - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Yes, Satan? -- Ace Ventura
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
Yes, YES! _EXCELLENT_ idea, sir!! -- Data to Riker, ST:G
Yes, a corn detassler - Mike
Yes, a fatally poisonous sweet potato! :)
Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly
Yes, and I can blend into the Queen St landscape that much easier
Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood
Yes, and I know where it hurts the most you little troll! - Lwaxana
Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ. - Mulder
Yes, and by the same token, no.
Yes, and you're so cute when you're investigating someone close to you.
Yes, another loose-lipped idiot found it's way to rfc.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM having fun!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a lawyer
Yes, at last we are even. - Louis
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out!
Yes, but 10,000 in cold blood! - Londo Molari
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
Yes, but I'm a CHOSEN heathen!
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yes, but can you dance? - F! to Guitierrez
Yes, but did you read the *really* small print?
Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
Yes, but family is a relative term... -Magius
Yes, but he's an arch-sysadmin
Yes, but in this case it's different. - Scully
Yes, but it is do-able. --Cranston.
Yes, but it's an Organized Mess.
Yes, but the pirates don't eat the tourists!
Yes, but the real world is a special case
Yes, but what does it all mean? - Picard
Yes, but what does it all mean?--Jean-Luc Picard
Yes, but what if I am a figment of MY own imagination?
Yes, but what if this weren't a rhetorical question?
Yes, but what is the speed of Dark?
Yes, but what's the speed of DARK?
Yes, but where did the bowl of tropical fruit come from?
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert?
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Yes, but you've always been a bit of an oddity. -Jalapeno to Dire Wolf
Yes, but.. your mood is weird ALL the time. :) - Dire Wolf
Yes, connect it to the blue cable. - Holly
Yes, dear, with Robo I now have time for a QWKie
Yes, death would change my mind about this
Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing! - The Tick
Yes, do like all smart motorists. Choose Crelm toothpaste.
Yes, even in my naive days, I knew when I saw something good
Yes, ex-wives should be allowed in combat!
Yes, find your own chair, you smelly little dog's pizzle! -Ghost
Yes, he is a dickweed-- Crow T. Robot
Yes, he's been decapitated. Huh! Oh my God, they killed Kenny! - Kyle
Yes, he's born again, and he's an even bigger pain in the ass
Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and
Yes, indeed...I killed him myself at one point. Anyone else? -Harry
Yes, it IS a Jap bike. That okay with you, dirtbag?
Yes, it annual 'Running of the Breasts' - Tom
Yes, it appears WE will do well in this century. - Khan
Yes, it does look nice .. but I needed it LAST Christmas!
Yes, it is I - from transsexual TRANSYLVANIA!!!
Yes, it is a very manly soap. Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
Yes, it is something serious, your brain is not on file.
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil. - Sirah the Yang
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil. -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory"
Yes, it is written.Good shall always destroy evil.
Yes, it looks like a fat little white nazi stormtrooper - Dana Scully
Yes, it looks nice,..but I needed it LAST Christmas!
Yes, it really is a glass bathroom... -- Sheila Bungee
Yes, it sure helped. :-) Thanks again.
Yes, it was dark. Riker
Yes, it was going to be just plain Rat but the Van ran over it
Yes, it's Doc Zimmerman: the portable! 1001 uses!
Yes, it's THE VAN PATTEN PROJECT!
Yes, it's a Turbo Charged Toaster, black in 2 sec. flat!
Yes, it's a vibrator *and* a phone
Yes, it's been quite a pony ride. - Catherine Sakai (B5)
Yes, it's female sex fantasies on ice!
Yes, it's like talking to a stone. - Dax
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice! -- Crow T. Robot
Yes, it's spelled "Chuck" but PRONOUNCED "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Yes, it's the Booze Barge! - Mike on drunk boat captain
Yes, it's the Booze Barge! -- Mike Nelson
Yes, it's true, I refused to take accordian lessons when I was a kid
Yes, let him tackle us single-handed!
Yes, let him tackle us single-handed! -- Dingo
Yes, let it out! Let the joy in your heart be heard. - Kahless
Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. -- Brad Majors
Yes, most of them came from here!
Yes, my assault weapon can kill someone. So can Ted Kennedy's car
Yes, my master. - Barada
Yes, my name is *Bob* - and I'm suing Microsoft for defamation
Yes, my son, 2400 baud was once high speed
Yes, my son, a 10 meg hard drive was once really big
Yes, my son, long ago mail was read one packet at a time
Yes, my son, we once thought nobody would ever need 640k
Yes, nurses really do put bedpans in the freezer first.
Yes, of course you are. - Lwaxana
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Yes, of course. It's all the Wolf's fault. - Renimar Keth-solamni
Yes, of course. The entire landing party. Spock-2
Yes, on Bajor the entities _are_ worshipped as Prophets. - Keiko
Yes, only a couple of wins IS washed up for Dale Earnhardt
Yes, perhaps an intelligence so _vast_ it eluded me. - Troi
Yes, please, I want more! - Data
Yes, sanity's a one-trick pony, but when you're mad, the sky's the limit!
Yes, she faked another upload last night
Yes, sir, if you say so, sir. - Radar
Yes, sir, the bowling ball nipple rings in black. Will there be anything else?
Yes, sir, we graphed the data. It's a smiley face, sir
Yes, some Way-Gog music would be very nice, thank you
Yes, some of us DO read these stupid taglines
Yes, son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
Yes, son, long ago, mail was written with pen and paper.
Yes, son. There was a time when people read their mail on-line
Yes, teens dig the lush orchestral arrangements - Tom
Yes, thank you, I know how to open it. Gary Seven to Isis
Yes, that *is* a gun in my pocket and I *am* glad to see you.
Yes, that IS a banana in my pocket.
Yes, that is an SKS, and I AM happy to see you
Yes, that is the rare Aluminum Foil Dragon.
Yes, that tagline's very nice, but it's not yours.--Odo
Yes, that's right, I am Queeg. - Holly
Yes, that's the idea. - Sheridan
Yes, that's very politically correct. - Mulder
Yes, the Air Force is THAT way. Over THERE - Tom
Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
Yes, the one used for crushing mimes! -- Dr. Forrester
Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all'
Yes, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest. - 007
Yes, there was a sound. Riker
Yes, they certainly know how to keep order
Yes, they did the 'nasty' - Crow on honeymooners
Yes, they look fine, now put them back in your blouse.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinkin' alone. - Billy Joel
Yes, this IS the end of the message. You may reply now.
Yes, this is John Hancock speaking...
Yes, this is REALLY Violet. The voluptuous one!!
Yes, this is a Beta version of the Xpress reader
Yes, this is a gun and I'm NOT glad to see you!
Yes, this is old and stolen. (And boring.)
Yes, this was an official moderation message.
Yes, thus improving the babbled text
Yes, we are strange. Some things don't change
Yes, we have no bananas!
Yes, we in the Special Crime Squad have been using wands for a year
Yes, we must all control our thoughts. - Spock
Yes, we're very much a alike Captain, both proud of our ships.-Balok
Yes, we're, we're looking for the Grail
Yes, well, congratulations, Ensign. Kirk
Yes, well... let's press on, dingleberry! -- Dr. Forrester
Yes, werstling. The clean sport - Crow
Yes, who the hell is it? - Picard.
Yes, yes, I remember! - Kirk
Yes, yes, I see,... that you're a bleedin' loonie!
Yes, yes, yes! - Ro Laren
Yes, yes. It's all a rich tapestry. - Dr. Wieg
Yes, you *DO* look deceptively intelligent.
Yes, you are beautiful. You would do Aphrodite credit. Apollo
Yes, you can help us fight at the corral, Tom Wyatt okayed.
Yes, you have to get a keyboard with those characters
Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!!
Yes, you read that tagline correctly!
Yes, you're in the wrong echo and you *are* off-topic!
Yes, you're jumpin' like a real live wire!
Yes, you're right. No reply deserved
Yes, you're right. Unfortunately, I don't really care
Yes,I've hurt your pride.Give me a chance,I'm still loving you.
Yes,ThereWill*Always*BeSullivansToMakeLifeFun
Yes,but...I'm getting some unusual readings from his bioscan. - Data
Yes,the #$%#^*!?&# % thing works fine!
Yes,the surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual. GEORGE
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Yes-sir-re-bob-er-roo-ney! - Yakko
Yes. Good. Bayleth
Yes. Yes, I am
Yes. --Kosh
Yes. --Sheridan. What do you mean `yes'? Its me. --Ivanova.
Yes. I am a model. Why do you ask?
Yes. I hate this! It is revolting! Data
Yes. I'm THAT screwed up - Mike as geeky guy
Yes. Oh sure. Recommends rolling up the window - Crow
Yes. That is it. I hate it. Data
Yes. We're actually quite spoiled. - Dejar
Yes... It's true... some people *do* cross networks! <Bill Newman>
Yes... the wolf does have his moments
Yes... what do you THINK it is? :) - Dire Wolf
Yes........and if you remind me, I might even bring film.....;*)
Yes....curious, but it's true. - Odo
Yes..I AM waiting for Christmas
Yes: A married man's last word
YesIt's truesome people *do* cross networks! <Bill Newman>
Yeshua - A Consuming Fire
Yeshua - the True Vine
Yeshua ...Mighty Redeemer!
Yeshua is Messiah's Handel
Yeshua means "salvation"
Yeshua, ha'Mashiach
Yeshua...Mighty Redeemer! I Know He lives
Yeshua...every knee shall bow
Yesmen: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Yessir I'll fill her up right away! But won't she mind?
Yessir, I like it! - Mr. Horse
Yessss!!! Oh the pain, the pain
Yesterdaays flower children are todays blooming fools.
Yesterday Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone and became Hillary!
Yesterday I bench-pressed 287 Mb.
Yesterday I couldn't spell "computer programmer". Now I are one
Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
Yesterday I knew everything ... but I was wrong
Yesterday I knew nothing, Today I know that
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing... - Steven Wright
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business
Yesterday I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
Yesterday I was a dog
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy
Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
Yesterday I were a progrmmr and today I can't spell one.
Yesterday Seems As Though It Never Existed (Metallica, Fade To Black)
Yesterday Tax, Today Nepotism, Tomorrow Communism.
Yesterday a conscience, today a modem, tomorrow poverty
Yesterday a convenience store chain filed Chapter 7-11.
Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promisory note; today is ready cash. Spend it wisely
Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today is a
Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow
Yesterday is cancelled. Please go directly to tomorrow
Yesterday is gone at last, even God won't change the past
Yesterday is simply a reflection of tomorrow
Yesterday seems as though it never existed.
Yesterday the Great Creator, today Beloved One
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints!
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints, I'm afraid
Yesterday was the deadline for complaints.
Yesterday we had a smooth-running war. - Frank Burns
Yesterday's A Memory. Tomorrow's A Dream. Today's A Bitch.
Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
Yesterday's future is here today !
Yesterday's history, tomorrow's mystery, today's reality
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish & chip paper.
Yesterday's scandal! Today's family history!!
Yesterday's technology doing today's work tomorrow
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift-- which is why they call it the present. - Bill Keane
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called "The Present"
Yesterday, Hillary and Gennifer - today the rest of us
Yesterday, I had lunch at the place of one of the richest men in the world! ... McDonalds.
Yesterday, I wanted a revolution. Today, I want a Pepsi
Yesterday, I wanted a revolution. Today, I want a Pepsi
Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well
Yesterday, Love Was Such An Easy Game To Play
Yesterday, all my taglines seemed so far away.
Yesterday... was once upon a time
Yesterday...All my troubles seemed so far away.
Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one.
Yesyesyes. Mostest dreadfullest. Mostest noxiousest. Yesyesyes.
Yet Another D**n Yankee
Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!!
Yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser. - Kirk
Yet another Dirty SysOp lusting for the Pair!
Yet another area we forgot all about
Yet another bad storyline brought to you by the WCW.
Yet another great idea the producers will probably never go for.
Yet another message strong AND true!
Yet another stupid tagline.... ho hum
Yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons.
Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. (PSA 2:6)
Yet it seems limitless. -Brandon Lee
Yet now you approach the limits - not of belief, but of comprehension
Yet one breath leads to the insatiable desire for suicide in sex
Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
Yet the light of the bright world dies, with the dying sun.
Yet there is a place where no Truthsayer can see
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?"
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?"
Yet, like the lake, my serenity is rippled, not ruffled. -Henry David Thoreau in "Walden"
Yet. There is something. About sulpher. - Kirk
Yethth Mathter,... Anything you thay Mathter
Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.-- John Cheever
Yew Haul...Do-it-yourself tree removal.
Yew hvae jsut bin enfekted by the tipe=o\Virus
Yggdrasil, the Norse Mythology game!
Yibbida, yibbida ....that's all folks ! - Rex Hunt
Yiddle with a Fiddle - Crow
Yield for any vehicle Uglier or Larger than your own!
Yield the right-of-way. Beats being DEAD right!
Yield to Desire; you may catch her attention only once
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
Yield to Temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield. - Aesop
Yield to temptation - you've gotta have some fun in life!
Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@, I may not pass your way again
Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@..... ME!
Yield to temptation for it may not pass your way again
Yield to temptation, It might not pass your way again. -L.Long
Yield to temptation, it may never pass your way again
Yield to temptation, it may not come your way again
Yield to temptation, it's ususally chocolate flavoured!
Yield to temptation. It may not come along again.
Yield to temptation. I may not make the pass again.
Yield to temptation... ME
Yield to temptation...it may be your only chance, @FN@!
Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. - Heinlein
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. - Lazarus Long
Yielding to the will of God is not bondage - it is blessing.
Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation - DRH
Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation. - W.V.O. Quine
Yihla Moja, Yihla Moja, the man is dead.
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
Yikes! Those hollow points really hurt!
Yikes, my genes are faded and full of holes!
Yikes, you're this new and you know me that well already? - Dire Wolf
Yikes. Looks like I need more! :)
Ying tong yiddle I po.
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Yinkel: A person who combs his hair over a bald spot.
Yip yip yap yip yap yip yip yip yap y...BANG! NO TERRIER
Yip yip yip YAP YAP YAP YIP yip *BANG* NO TERRIER
Yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* %@#$@^% NO TERRIER
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! BANG! NO TERRIER
Yippee *die* yi yay! -- Evil Captain Mike
Yippee DIE yi yay! - Evil Captain Mike
Yippee yi OUCH - Frank
Yippee! I'm a pilot! -- Mike Nelson
Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you -Pink Floyd
Yippee! I'm a pilot! - Mike
Yippee-kiyay, mamma-jamma!
Yippie! You can't see me but I can you.
Yisterday i cudnt spell Jeanealigest, now i air one.
Yk it is time to diet when Weight Watchers demands your resignation
Yk it is time to diet when they throw puffed rice at your wedding
Ymodem if you can Zmodem
Yno such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?ANS:Bcuz no1 wants 2quit!
Yo Ho Yo Ho it's a pirate's life for me! - Crew on Hook's ship.
Yo Mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo Mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo Mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters
Yo Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll
Yo Mama don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before.
Yo Mama fat, when a cop saw her, he told her Hey you two, break it up!
Yo Mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo Mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo Mama got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo Mama got a face like a bag of chisels
Yo Mama got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo Mama got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo Mama got a metal Afro with rusty sideburns
Yo Mama got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo Mama got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo Mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
Yo Mama got three fingers and a banjo
Yo Mama got two wooden legs and one is one backward
Yo Mama hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo Mama hair is so short she curls it with rice
Yo Mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo Mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo Mama has an afro with a chin strap
Yo Mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo Mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying
Yo Mama has one hand and a Clapper
Yo Mama head so big it shows up on radar
Yo Mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo Mama hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo
Yo Mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
Yo Mama is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow
Yo Mama is like a door, In and out and in and out and in
Yo Mama is like a double barreled shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo Mama is like a gas station, 10 bucks a hump.
Yo Mama is like a hardware store, 2 cents per screw.
Yo Mama is like a light bulb, a 3-year old can turn her on.
Yo Mama is like a race car, she's always burning rubber.
Yo Mama is like a shotgun, every cock, she blows.
Yo Mama is so dumb she rode the short bus to school. and liked it.
Yo Mama is so dumb she thought softball was a venereal disease.
Yo Mama is so fat and stupid that she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Mama is so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo Mama is so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo Mama is so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide.
Yo Mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mama is so fat,her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mama is so fat,i had to walk around her and got lost
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo Mama like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Yo Mama like a stop sign she's on every corner
Yo Mama like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man everybody gets a piece
Yo Mama so black a piece of coal makes a white mark on her
Yo Mama so black she got out of the car and the oil light came on
Yo Mama so dumb she got locked in a quickie mart and starved to death
Yo Mama so fat at her graduation picture they had to take an air shot.
Yo Mama so fat she has 2 area codes
Yo Mama so fat she irons her pants in the driveway...
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air she got stuck
Yo Mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper
Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
Yo Mama so fat when she cut her self gravy poored out
Yo Mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out
Yo Mama so fat you can't tell if she is coming or going
Yo Mama so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Mama so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo Mama so funky, she made right guard turn left.
Yo Mama so funky, she slowed down speed stick.
Yo Mama so poor, she cant afford free cheese!
Yo Mama so poor, the Somalians are sending her food.
Yo Mama so short, she jumped off the curb and died.
Yo Mama so skank she gets drunk at communion
Yo Mama so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore
Yo Mama so stupid she tried to hang her self with a cordless phone
Yo Mama so stupid, she gets lost in thought.
Yo Mama so stupid, she ran after a parked car!
Yo Mama so stupid, she went to a 99c store and asked for a price check
Yo Mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and kicked God in the chin.
Yo Mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo Mama so ugly her rice crispies won't talk to her
Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo Mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo Mama so ugly she went out in the woods and big foot took pictures of her
Yo Mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
Yo Mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo Mama so ugly, there's a better face on the iodine bottle
Yo Mama so, black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Yo Mama so, dark, she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo Mama so, dumb, she puts lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind
Yo Mama so, fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas
Yo Mama so, fat, a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo Mama so, fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo Mama so, fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo Mama so, fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss!
Yo Mama so, fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo Mama so, fat, if she was a super hero, she would be "incredible bulk."
Yo Mama so, fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance
Yo Mama so, fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo Mama so, fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out
Yo Mama so, fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama so, fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo Mama so, fat, she jumped in air and got stuck
Yo Mama so, fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama so, fat, she sweats Crisco
Yo Mama so, fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad
Yo Mama so, fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo Mama so, fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Mama so, fat, she's on both sides of the family
Yo Mama so, fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo Mama so, fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign
Yo Mama so, fat, the shadow of her ass weighed 50 pounds
Yo Mama so, fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo Mama so, fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Mama so, fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo Mama so, fat, when she goes to the beach, kids go "free willy! free willy!"
Yo Mama so, fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo Mama so, fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
Yo Mama so, fat, when she tripped on Walnut, she landed on Spruce
Yo Mama so, hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
Yo Mama so, old, her social security number is 1
Yo Mama so, old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments
Yo Mama so, old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo Mama so, old, she knew Burger King When he was a prince
Yo Mama so, old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo Mama so, old, she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Yo Mama so, old, she planted the first tree at Central Park
Yo Mama was so dumb the retarded kids made fun of her.
Yo Mama's So Stupid She took the Pepsi Challenge and Chose JIF!
Yo Mama's breath stank so bad when she breathes her teeth duck
Yo Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo Mama's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo Mama's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo Mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Yo Mama's got snake skin teeth.
Yo Mama's like 7-Up...never had it never will.
Yo Mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo Mama's like Lucky, still the low price leader!
Yo Mama's like McDonalds, over 85 billion served!
Yo Mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo Mama's like a Ferrari, she burns 4 rubbers a day!
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more.
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in.
Yo Mama's like a bubble gum, 5 cents a blow!
Yo Mama's like a doorknobeverybody gets a turn.
Yo Mama's like a video game, 3 men for a quarter!
Yo Mama's mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama's real nice - she'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo Mama's so Dumb: She jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama's so Fat, she's got two area codes!
Yo Mama's so black she drinks water and pisses coffee.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she took and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo Mama's so dumb- she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb: She asked for a price check at the $1.00 store
Yo Mama's so fat she has to use a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat they had to Baptize Her at Seaworld.
Yo Mama's so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo Mama's so fat, Her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.
Yo Mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo Mama's so fat, Mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo Mama's so fat, They baptized her at Sea World.
Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Yo Mama's so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Mama's so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's so fat, her graduation picture they had to take an air shot
Yo Mama's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mama's so fat, her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo Mama's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo Mama's so fat, she has 2 area codes
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo Mama's so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway
Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in the air she got stuck
Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
Yo Mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama's so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a Holy Place.
Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she cut her self gravy poured out
Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out
Yo Mama's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going
Yo Mama's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat..she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo Mama's so fat..that when she sits on my face I can't here the stereo.
Yo Mama's so fat..you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo Mama's so fat: Her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' ove
Yo Mama's so fat: Mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo Mama's so fat: They baptized her at Sea World
Yo Mama's so fatthat when she sings, it's over!
Yo Mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Yo Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo Mama's so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch.
Yo Mama's so old:God said let there be light & she flippe
Yo Mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway.
Yo Mama's so short: She poses for trophies
Yo Mama's so stupid she jumped out a window and went up.
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Yo Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo Mama's so stupid- we told it was chili outside and she went and got a
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she won't even play with herself!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road!
Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your mother!
Yo Mama's so ugly: Her teeth look like dice.
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, she can see in the dark!
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, she drank some water and turned to lemonade
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, traffic slows when she yawns.
Yo Mama's thighs are so big...she needs hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo Mama`s so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a Holy Place.
Yo Mamas so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mamma's so fat that when she sings, it's over
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Moma So Fat: She gotta VCR for a Beeper!!!
Yo Momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo Momma so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Momma's teeth so yellow, traffic slows when she grins.
Yo Yatdom awaits you in N'Awlins, dawlin'!
Yo Yo Ma goes camping - Crow
Yo babe! You! Me! Champagne! Trifle! Capish?
Yo babe! You! Me! Mango-juice! Capish? -- Tom Servo
Yo babe! You! Me! Mango -juice! Capice? - Tom
Yo baby yo baby yo. - Eddie Murphy
Yo boy! When Orville's `doc is finished with you, you know it!
Yo breath so stank when you exhale your teeth gotta duck
Yo forehead's so big you could show slides on it
Yo habla zero spinach!
Yo head so big, you dont have dreams, you have movies
Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Yo ho, yo ho, a perverts life for me!
Yo lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things
Yo mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now and Laters.
Yo mama breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
Yo mama can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo mama could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama dress you funny and you need a mouse to delete files
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama goes out, takes a look at the menu and says 'That'll do'
Yo mama got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo mama got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo mama got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo mama got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo mama got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo mama got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo mama got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo mama got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo mama got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo mama got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo mama got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama got a peg leg, wit' a kickstand! (from Eddie Murphy)
Yo mama got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!
Yo mama got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
Yo mama got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick
Yo mama got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Yo mama got snake skin teeth.
Yo mama got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build Frosty.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build a snow man.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could write your name in the snow.
Yo mama got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo mama has an afro with a chin strap.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has no NECK!
Yo mama has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses
Yo mama has one arm and a clapper.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud
Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama is a Ferenghi ho!
Yo mama is a triceratops!
Yo mama is just like a TV remote, a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama is like a TV, a two year old could turn her on!
Yo mama is like a bus: Guys payin a quarter to get on her all day.
Yo mama is like a race car, burns 4 rubbers a night.
Yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow!
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama is so black, they count her absent at night school.
Yo mama is so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama is so fat that when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!
Yo mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell
Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't cast a shadow.
Yo mama is so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama is so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a satellite disk as a diaphragm.
Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Astrodome for a diaphragm.
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.
Yo mama is so fat...she fell down, broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo mama is so funky, when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
Yo mama is so hairy that big foot takes photos of her.
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate expired
Yo mama is so old she played kick-ball with JESUS!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her fighting an ant for food.
Yo mama is so poor, Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money.
Yo mama is so skanky, she puts ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama is so small she could hang-glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she dialed 911 for information.
Yo mama is so stupid, she fell UP the stairs!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so sweaty that you'd run out of flour.
Yo mama is so ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
Yo mama is so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet *FLUSHES*.
Yo mama is so ugly, you can press her face into dough and make gorilla cookies!
Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the current in the bath tub.
Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the wind in the Metronome.
Yo mama is so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama is sooooooo fat that it takes two loads to haul ass!
Yo mama is sooooooooo fat, she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo mama like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
Yo mama like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo mama like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo mama like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo mama like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo mama like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo mama like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo mama like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo mama like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo mama like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, LAYS! LAYS!
Yo mama like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo mama like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo mama like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo mama like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo mama like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo mama like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo mama like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size
Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo mama like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo mama like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo mama like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama mates out of season.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama might of wrote this.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo mama only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket!
Yo mama pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo mama referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo mama rides a dustbuster! --Buster Bunny.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day
Yo mama smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo mama smells so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so backwards, she sit on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so big, she don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo mama so black that they marked her absent in night school.
Yo mama so black, she farts soot!
Yo mama so black, she got out the car and the oil light came on
Yo mama so black, they mark her absent at night school!
Yo mama so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels.
Yo mama so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo mama so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo mama so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
Yo mama so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so dirty you could write your name in the sand.
Yo mama so dirty, when she goes to take a bath, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so dumb, her brain cells are on the ENDANGERED SPECIES list.
Yo mama so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama so dumb, she think a HOT MEAL is stolen food.
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train buses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Yo mama so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo mama so fat We went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit
Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat even Pres. Clinton couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.
Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she ate Santa!
Yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat she had a run in her jeans.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo mama so fat she has her own time zone.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
Yo mama so fat she lives in two time zones: supper time and dinner time.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she runs on diesel...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skiddles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she uses the freeways as a slip N slide
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she won Miss Bessie the Cow 94.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo mama so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says no livestock please
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she play's hop scotch she goes Denver Chicago
Yo mama so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo mama so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat y'all thought it was an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo mama so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo mama so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo mama so fat, cars run out of gas before passing yo mama's fat ass
Yo mama so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial!
Yo mama so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo mama so fat, her school picture was an aerial picture
Yo mama so fat, if she weighed 5 mo' pounds, she'd get group insurance
Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo mama so fat, she CAN HEAR BACON FRYING in Canada.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat, she don't have cellulite, she's got cellu-HEAVY!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo mama so fat, she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway!
Yo mama so fat, she jump in the air and gets stuck
Yo mama so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box
Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat, she runs on Diesel!
Yo mama so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a satallite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo mama so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the salad bar and PULLED UP A CHAIR.
Yo mama so fat, she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat, she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat, we take her to macdonalds just to watch the sign change.
Yo mama so fat, we're IN her now!
Yo mama so fat, when she breaks her leg she bleeds gravy!
Yo mama so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a rainbow she makes Skittles!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on my face, I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued".
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time."
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read ...to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, when she sweats, everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo mama so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!".
Yo mama so fat, when she wears her "X" jacket, helicopters land on her
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so funky, her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo mama so funky, she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama so funky, she sweats Black Flag!
Yo mama so funky, she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo mama so generous, she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mama so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
Yo mama so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits.
Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo mama so hairy that Big Foot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mama so hairy, she played in gorillas in the mist
Yo mama so lightheaded, when she jumps out the window, she flies UP!
Yo mama so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo mama so nasty even the flies puke.
Yo mama so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so nasty she has two pussies and they both stink.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she put on Secret deodorant and it told on her.
Yo mama so nasty she uses drano to douche.
Yo mama so nasty she was declared quarantine since before she was born.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo mama so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo mama so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama so nasty when yo daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
Yo mama so old her ass is a cave for Indians.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old her birthday's expired.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.
Yo mama so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old she farts dust!
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired!
Yo mama so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus food stamps!
Yo mama so old, she was there for the first day of slavery.
Yo mama so old, she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo mama so old, when Moses split the Red Sea she was on the other side
Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!
Yo mama so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo mama so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor, she bitches about the hi prices at Goodwill.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to @TO@
Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo mama so poor, your family at cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she is the original Q-tip.
Yo mama so short she models for trophies.
Yo mama so short she poll vaults with a toothpick.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo mama so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!
Yo mama so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.
Yo mama so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo mama so skinny, Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo mama so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS.
Yo mama so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo mama so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
Yo mama so slutty she has Trojan written on her gum line.
Yo mama so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease.
Yo mama so slutty she swims after troop ships!
Yo mama so slutty she would bend over backwards for YOU.
Yo mama so stank, she could knock a buzzard off a $#!t wagon.
Yo mama so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Yo mama so stupid be missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama so stupid her brain cells die ALONE.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo mama so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
Yo mama so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Yo mama so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo mama so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she think innuendo is an Italian suppository.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying Hi! Hitler.
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M and M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid, I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, she got a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
Yo mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama so stupid, she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo mama so stupid, she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was change.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves
Yo mama so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", she did
Yo mama so stupid, when she went to take the number 44 bus, she took the
Yo mama so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo mama so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo mama so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo mama so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
Yo mama so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks.
Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo mama so ugly she just got a job at the airport, sniffing for drugs.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Yo mama so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly she scares wild life.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play
Yo mama so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo mama so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo mama so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to cheese
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama so ugly the tide won't even take her out.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals
Yo mama so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say Damn, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the lake jumped back!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary it has her picture
Yo mama so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo mama so ugly, HER DOCTOR IS A VET.
Yo mama so ugly, WHEN SHE SITS IN THE SAND the cat tries to bury him.
Yo mama so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo mama so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so ugly, her nickname is Damn!
Yo mama so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no
Yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly, she went in the woods and Bigfoot took pictures of HER
Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama so ugly, they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN.
Yo mama so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
Yo mama so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo mama so ugly, when she walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks in the bank they TURN OFF THE CAMERAS.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, God admitted that even *he* could
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama so unco, she DJs an Ice Cream Truck!
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama stinks so bad, she uses lysol for perfume.
Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank
Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth areScotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER
Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama was a hamster.
Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama was in church with a tee-shirt on that said WHO FARTED?
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch
Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama waves around a pop sickle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."
Yo mama wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo mama would eat the flour!
Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome
Yo mama's Yo mama
Yo mama's a hamster.
Yo mama's a man
Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator
Yo mama's arm-pits stink so bad, she made Right Guard turn to left!
Yo mama's arm-pits stink so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater
Yo mama's ass is so tight, only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, eats odor eaters
Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck
Yo mama's breath so bad, her teeth have asbestos caps!
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar!
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates
Yo mama's feet so big, she got to have license plates for her shoes
Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at herY
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind!
Yo mama's glasses so thick, she can see the future!
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony
Yo mama's got 10 fingers, all on the same hand.
Yo mama's got 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama's got a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a peg leg, wit' a kickstand! (from Eddie Murphy)
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand
Yo mama's got a short arm and can't applaud.
Yo mama's got a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama's got a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!
Yo mama's got everything a man could want
Yo mama's got green hair, and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Yo mama's got one hand, and a Clapper.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg, and a bicycle.
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys
Yo mama's got so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama's gpt a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo
Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets
Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass
Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take pain killers to comb it!
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it
Yo mama's hair is so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama's hair so nappy, she has to take painkillers when she combs it
Yo mama's hair so nappy, she rolls her hair with rice!
Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo mama's head is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed
Yo mama's head is so short that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers
Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza
Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind
Yo mama's house is so small..the Welcome mat just says Well
Yo mama's house so dirty, the mice ride dirt bikes!
Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me around."
Yo mama's just like a TV remote, a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama's just like the Pillbury Doughboy... everybody pokes her.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula
Yo mama's like 7-11. She's on every corner, and she's always open.
Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away
Yo mama's like Denny's, open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing
Yo mama's like McDonalds, Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get
Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide
Yo mama's like Nintendo, Now she's portable
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her
Yo mama's like a T.V. A two year old could turn her on.
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow
Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump
Yo mama's like a goalie, she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 2 Cents a screw
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night
Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's like a race car driver, she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a race car, 4 Rubbers a day
Yo mama's like a railroad - she gets laid all over the country!
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her
Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's all set to blow!
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up
Yo mama's like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow!
Yo mama's like a shotgun...give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth
Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck
Yo mama's like a window, always open
Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day
Yo mama's like an ice cream cone, everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her
Yo mama's lips are so big, chap stick invented a spray!
Yo mama's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller...
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair
Yo mama's lips so big, Chapstick invented a spray!
Yo mama's middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound
Yo mama's nose is so big, you can bowl with her booger!
Yo mama's nose so big, she uses her boogers for bowling balls!
Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous
Yo mama's only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket
Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens
Yo mama's so *OLD* she drove a chariot to high school!
Yo mama's so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind
Yo mama's so bald, her hair looks like stitches
Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice
Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom
Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so big she's been given her own statehood.
Yo mama's so big she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass
Yo mama's so big, she don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee
Yo mama's so black, she farts soot!
Yo mama's so black, they mark her absent at night school!
Yo mama's so boring, she make Presidental speeches sound intresting
Yo mama's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change
Yo mama's so cheap, even you could buy her
Yo mama's so chunky, she be the chunkiest mama in all da' land
Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin
Yo mama's so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so dirty, when she goes to take a bath, the water jumps out!
Yo mama's so dumb, her brain cells are on the ENDANGERED SPECIES list.
Yo mama's so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice!
Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so dumb, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so dumb, she returned a puzzle, complaining it was broken!
Yo mama's so dumb, she shaves off her hair to ware a toupee.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so easy, that Madonna get tips from her!
Yo mama's so fat - she cut her legand gravy poured out!
Yo mama's so fat and old, she fell down and created the Grand Canyon
Yo mama's so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama's so fat if she'd died, you'd have to take her in two trips.
Yo mama's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo mama's so fat light gets stuck near her.
Yo mama's so fat see keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama's so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a didlo.
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama's so fat she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo mama's so fat she had to be baptized in Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo mama's so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Yo mama's so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper
Yo mama's so fat she wore a wigwam as her hat.
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own post code.
Yo mama's so fat that NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo mama's so fat that her high school photo was an aerial photograph..
Yo mama's so fat that she fell, broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks she leaves snail tracks....
Yo mama's so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo mama's so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo mama's so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said TO be continued.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 'One at a time
Yo mama's so fat you can't tell where her boobs end and her arms begin
Yo mama's so fat you gotta slam her thigh and ride the wave...
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her
Yo mama's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo mama's so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mama's so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts
Yo mama's so fat, and stupid, that she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama's so fat, cars run out of gas before passing yo mama's fat ass
Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat, he blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial!
Yo mama's so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo mama's so fat, her high school photo was an aerial photograph
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, her school picture was an aerial picture
Yo mama's so fat, her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo mama's so fat, it takes two loads to haul ass!
Yo mama's so fat, keeps Tandy in business by making leather belts once a
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama's so fat, see keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama's so fat, she CAN HEAR BACON FRYING in Canada.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out!
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
Yo mama's so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo mama's so fat, she can use Mt. Everest for a didlo.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade
Yo mama's so fat, she don't cast a shadow.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't have cellulite, she's got cellu-HEAVY!
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles
Yo mama's so fat, she fell down, broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama's so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo mama's so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo mama's so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama's so fat, she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo mama's so fat, she had to be baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks
Yo mama's so fat, she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo mama's so fat, she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a satellite disk as a diaphragm.
Yo mama's so fat, she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo mama's so fat, she influences the tides
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat, she jump in the air and gets stuck
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped into the sky and got stuck!
Yo mama's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama's so fat, she runs on Diesel!
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skiddles popped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic
Yo mama's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow for a Maxi pad!
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a satallite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat, she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the Astrodome for a diaphragm.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo mama's so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the salad bar and PULLED UP A CHAIR.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own post code.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American
Yo mama's so fat, she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat, she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama's so fat, she's works in the movies -- as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, that her high school photo was an aerial photograph
Yo mama's so fat, that it takes two loads to haul ass!
Yo mama's so fat, that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!
Yo mama's so fat, that when she walks she leaves snail tracks
Yo mama's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
Yo mama's so fat, the patrolman made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
Yo mama's so fat, they mistake her for a country
Yo mama's so fat, to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo mama's so fat, we're IN her now!
Yo mama's so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time
Yo mama's so fat, when she breaks her leg she bleeds gravy!
Yo mama's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out!
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip
Yo mama's so fat, when she falls it measures on the richter scale!
Yo mama's so fat, when she falls, she really falls!
Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out
Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!
Yo mama's so fat, when she got her ears pierced gravy shot out!
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck!
Yo mama's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow she makes Skittles!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face, I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale it read to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said 'One at a time
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said,To be continued.
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read ...to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sweats, everyone around her wears raincoats
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips
Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks she leaves snail tracks
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her "X" jacket, helicopters land on her
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her X jacket, helicopters try to land
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop
Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra
Yo mama's so fat, you gotta slam her thigh and ride the wave
Yo mama's so flat chested, she's jealous of the wall
Yo mama's so funky, her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo mama's so funky, she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo mama's so funky, she sweats Black Flag!
Yo mama's so funky, she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo mama's so generous, she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo mama's so hairy, bigfoot takes photos of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples
Yo mama's so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker
Yo mama's so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave.
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes
Yo mama's so lightheaded, when she jumps out the window, she flies UP!
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk
Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas
Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs
Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back
Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old she D-jed the Boston Tea Party!
Yo mama's so old she has Jesus and all the disciples in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama's so old she has jesus and all the disiples in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old she used to drive a chariot to high-school
Yo mama's so old she went to Pizza Hut when it was only a teepee.
Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number
Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired!
Yo mama's so old, her birthday cake is a fire hazard
Yo mama's so old, she D-jed the Boston Tea Party!
Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama's so old, she councled Adam and Eve
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust!
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust
Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket
Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she has jesus and all the disiples in her yearbook.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus food stamps!
Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park
Yo mama's so old, she played kick-ball with JESUS!
Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples
Yo mama's so old, she still owes Moses a quarter!
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS
Yo mama's so old, she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus's beeper number.
Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces!
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama's so po, she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo mama's so poor that Jerry Lewis sends her money.
Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china
Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama's so poor, she catches fire flies for heat.
Yo mama's so poor, she considers jail as a fancy hotel
Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC and licks everybody's fingers.
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps
Yo mama's so poor, that when she wrote a check the whole bank bounced!
Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps
Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears
Yo mama's so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off
Yo mama's so poor, your family at cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant
Yo mama's so short, she can bungee-jump off a curb!
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear
Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes
Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo mama's so short, she plays racquet ball on a curb!
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies!
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin
Yo mama's so short, she's affraid to get off the carpet alone
Yo mama's so short, when she jumped off a Now-n-Later she died!
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's licencse
Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle
Yo mama's so skinny - she could go hang gliding on a Dorito!
Yo mama's so skinny, Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo mama's so skinny, she could hula-hoop through a Cherrio!
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama's so small she poses for trophies!
Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch
Yo mama's so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard
Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections
Yo mama's so stupid - she ran into a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid - she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid it takes her hours to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see what time they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't even spell 'I.Q'.
Yo mama's so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trains.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought O.J. Simpson was some kind of fruit
Yo mama's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on a VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid she went swimming to a car pool.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section fishing.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside, she got a spoon
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
Yo mama's so stupid, mind-readers charge her half-price.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't even spell 'I.Q'.
Yo mama's so stupid, she dialed 911 for information.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you
Yo mama's so stupid, she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she goes to Taco Bell to pay the telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked up in a Supermarket and starved
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out
Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up
Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies
Yo mama's so stupid, she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama's so stupid, she sniffs Coca-Cola (Coke)
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought O.J. Simpson was some kind of fruit
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over the cordless Telephone
Yo mama's so stupid, she wemt to Dr. Dre for a pap smear
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor, she did!
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved
Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo mama's so toothless it takes her an hour to eat minute rice!
Yo mama's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly that her doctor treats her by mail.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo mama's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest, they'd say Sorry, no
Yo mama's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, people make jokes about her
Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings
Yo mama's so ugly, she loses to Jabba the Hutt in a beauty contest!
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on poster for abstinence
Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck
Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, she breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet *FLUSHES*
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end
Yo mama's so weak, she threw a rock at da ground and missed
Yo mama's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah
Yo mama's so white, she makes albinos look dark.
Yo mama's so white, when she lies in the snow naked, she disappears.
Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's soooo fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread !!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles all the traffic slows.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow....I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mama's throat is so tough, she could gargle peanut butter!
Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tatoo "front" on her chest
Yo mama's twice the man you are.
Yo mama,s so dumb, her brain cells are on the ENDANGERED SPECIES list.
Yo mamas glasses are so thick she can see people waving.
Yo mamas like Betty Crocker icing, always ready to spread.
Yo mamas like a revolving door, everyone gets a turn.
Yo mamas like a smokehouse, always full of meat.
Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND it!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread !!
Yo mamas teeth so bad, look like she got a mouth full of dice.
Yo mamma has so much dandruff, the lice have to wear snow boots
Yo mamma is a Ferrengi ho!
Yo mamma is a triceratops!
Yo mamma is like a lunch table, everybody sits down to eat!
Yo mamma is like a race car, burns 4 rubbers a night.
Yo mamma is so big, she burns diesel!
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mamma is so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the VCR
Yo mamma might of wrote this.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her
Yo mamma so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her
Yo mamma so stupid she ran into a parked car
Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car to buy brand new tires
Yo mamma so ugly she could make an onion cry
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor just slapped her parents
Yo mamma's so dumb, she returned a puzzle, complaining it was broken!
Yo mamma's so easy, that Madonna get tips from her!
Yo mamma's so fat, they mistake her for a country
Yo mamma's so ugly, she can turn Madusa to stone
Yo mamma's so ugly, she loses to Jabba the Hutt in a beauty contest!
Yo mamma's so white, she makes abinos look dark
Yo mamma's so white, when she lies in the snow naked, she disappears
Yo mamma's teeth so yellow, when she yawn's, traffic slows down!
Yo maxi pad is so thick you could bend over and deflect bullets
Yo moma so fat you can slap her leg and ride the wave!!
Yo moma's like a door knob... everybody gives her a turn!!
Yo moma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo moma's so stupid, her shoes says TGIF- toes go in front
Yo momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo momma got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!
Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Yo momma got snakeskin teeth.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo momma got so much dandruff you could build Frosty.
Yo momma got so much dandruff you could build a snow man.
Yo momma got so much dandruff you could write your name in the snow.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap
Yo momma has an arse soo big she has to crap in a dumpster
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're sayin
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Yo momma house so small she droped a washcloth and you had instant carpeti
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no mor
Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS CRAP"
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks she is smart
Yo momma is so stupid, she dialed 911 for information.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in to the mirror she says what an ugly person
Yo momma is so ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
Yo momma is so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet FLUSHES
Yo momma just like 7-11. Open 24 hours a day
Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
Yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma pits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in an head lock
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo momma raunchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo momma so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma so black that they marked her absent in night school.
Yo momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
Yo momma so dark she can go to a funeral buck naked
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo momma so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
Yo momma so dark when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheesebur
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so dirty you could write your name in the sand.
Yo momma so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so dumb, she sold the car for gas money!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side!
Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo momma so fat We went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit
Yo momma so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo momma so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat even Pres. Clinton couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma so fat she ate Santa!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo momma so fat she has her own time zone.
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo momma so fat she went to Kuwait to light a fag
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says no livestock please
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rainforests
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears red she looks like the Kool-Aid Man
Yo momma so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo momma so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat y'all thought it was an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Yo momma so hairy she uses a lawnmower to shave her armpits.
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy that Big Foot takes pictures of her.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo momma so nasty even the flies puke.
Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
Yo momma so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her.
Yo momma so nasty she uses drano to douche
Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her
Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo momma so nasty when yo daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so old her ass is a cave for indians.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.
Yo momma so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo momma so old she farts dust!
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo momma so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in ethiopia!
Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.
Yo momma so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out
Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships!
Yo momma so slutty whe would bend over backwards for YOU.
Yo momma so smelly, that her crap is glad to escape
Yo momma so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home
Yo momma so stupid be missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.
Yo momma so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
Yo momma so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo momma so stupid she saw a "wet floor" sign and peed on the floor
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she think "innuendo" is an Italian suppository
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie juice
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly I've seen cowpies I'd rather do it with.
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN facehuggers run away from her!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
Yo momma so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a huricane to catch a breeze.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport, sniffing for drugs
Yo momma so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!
Yo momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!"
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly she scares wild life.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out
Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted
Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right!
Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo momma's so boring, she make Presidental speeches sound intresting
Yo momma's so fat and old, she fell down and created the Grand Canyon
Yo momma's so fat that when she walks she leaves snail tracks
Yo momma's so fat, she has 2 passports - Niels
Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
Yo momma's so hairy, she uses a lawnmower to shave.
Yo momma's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back!
Yo momma's so old, her birthday cake is a fire hazard
Yo momma's so old, she councled Adam and Eve
Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo momma's so poor, she considers jail as a fancy hotel
Yo momma's so stupid, she sniffs Coca-Cola (Coke)
Yo momma's so ugly Dairy Queen don't even treat her right
Yo momma's underwear is so full of holes that when she farts they whistle
Yo mommas teeth so dirty she drank water and spit out yohoo
Yo needle dick!-Debbie
Yo so fat, when yo steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo so fat, yo steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued".
Yo so grouchy, the McDonalds yo works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, yo was on the other side.
Yo supergirl! It's dead. Give a bug a break-Rick
Yo yo yo! That's a nice baud you got there
Yo! MTV-1 Sucks
Yo! MTV Sucks!
Yo! MTV Sucks!
Yo! Picard raps
Yo! Bikes! - Vinnie
Yo! Dudes! Don't have a cow, Man!
Yo! Jingle This.
Yo! Kirk! That jus ain't logical! -- S'tallone of Vulcan
Yo! Picard raps...
Yo' Life be uncertain so's eat dessert *first*.
Yo' Mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo' Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo
Yo' Momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Yo' Momma's so fat she had to get her own area code.
Yo' mama don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before tellin cop to get lost
Yo' mama is so fat and stupid that she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo' mama is so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up
Yo' mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo' mama is so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost
Yo' mama is so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph
Yo' mama's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo' mama's real nice - she'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo' mama's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game
Yo' momma don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before
Yo' momma is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo
Yo' momma is like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away
Yo' momma is so fat and stupid that she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo' momma is so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up
Yo' momma is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo' momma is so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost
Yo' momma is so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph
Yo' momma smells so bad she made Right Guard turn to left!
Yo' momma smells so bad she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo' momma smells so bad she uses Lysol for perfume
Yo' momma smells so fishy I can't believe it's not tuna!
Yo' momma so black, she farts soot!
Yo' momma so nasty, she used secret and IT TOLD on her!
Yo' momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jor
Yo' momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo' momma's armpit's so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo' momma's armpits stink so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo' momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo' momma's ass 's so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo' momma's breath is so bad her teeth have asbestos caps!
Yo' momma's breath is so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters
Yo' momma's breath is so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Yo' momma's butt is so big, crack dealers say she's got enough already
Yo' momma's butt is so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap
Yo' momma's ears are so big she drives the freeways by sonar!
Yo' momma's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick, she could read my mind!
Yo' momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb it!
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo' momma's hair is so nappy, she rolls her hair with rice
Yo' momma's hair is so short she curls it with rice
Yo' momma's hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo' momma's head is so big it shows up on radar
Yo' momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo' momma's head is so small she got her ear pierced and died
Yo' momma's head is so small she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo' momma's head is so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow
Yo' momma's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo' momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them
Yo' momma's hole is so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo
Yo' momma's house is is so small, the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo' momma's house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo' momma's house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before going outside
Yo' momma's house is so dirty the mice ride dirt bikes!
Yo' momma's house is so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting
Yo' momma's house is so small she droped a washcloth and you had instant carpeti
Yo' momma's house is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza
Yo' momma's house is so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo' momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind
Yo' momma's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no mor
Yo' momma's just like a TV remote: A 2 year old could turn her on
Yo' momma's just like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Everybody pokes her
Yo' momma's like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread
Yo' momma's like Crazy Eddie: She practically giving it all away
Yo' momma's like Denny's...open 24 hours
Yo' momma's like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo' momma's like Mcdonalds: What you want is What you get
Yo' momma's like Nintendo: Now she's portable
Yo' momma's like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo' momma's like a 10 Seater Bike: It take 10 people to move her ass
Yo' momma's like a 7-11: She's on every corner, and she's always open
Yo' momma's like a 7-UP: Never had it, never will
Yo' momma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her
Yo' momma's like a Coke machine: 50 cents a pop
Yo' momma's like a Denny's: Open 24 hours
Yo' momma's like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served
Yo' momma's like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo' momma's like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo' momma's like a bike: People constantly pumping away at her
Yo' momma's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece
Yo' momma's like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in
Yo' momma's like a broken bubble gum machine: 25 cents gets it all
Yo' momma's like a bubble gum machine: Everyone gets a pop
Yo' momma's like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow
Yo' momma's like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo' momma's like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long
Yo' momma's like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo' momma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo' momma's like a garden: She's always gettin' planted
Yo' momma's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods
Yo' momma's like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo' momma's like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo' momma's like a horse: She's always gettin' mounted
Yo' momma's like a lamp post: She be on every street corner
Yo' momma's like a light switch: Even a little kid can turn her on
Yo' momma's like a motorcycle: Couple kicks and shes roaring to go
Yo' momma's like a pack of bubble gum: 5 sticks for a quarter
Yo' momma's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo' momma's like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
Yo' momma's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers
Yo' momma's like a race car: She's always burning rubber
Yo' momma's like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country
Yo' momma's like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo' momma's like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn
Yo' momma's like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded
Yo' momma's like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
Yo' momma's like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo' momma's like a smokehouse: Always full of meat
Yo' momma's like a stamp: You lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo' momma's like a stop sign: She's on every corner
Yo' momma's like a taxi: Constantly giving rides to strangers
Yo' momma's like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo' momma's like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck
Yo' momma's like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Yo' momma's like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo' momma's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick
Yo' momma's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo' momma's like castlebury stew: Servings are family size
Yo' momma's like chinese food: Sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo' momma's like mustard, she spreads easy
Yo' momma's like potato chips: Flat, Greasy and Frito-Lay
Yo' momma's like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
Yo' momma's like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece
Yo' momma's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo' momma's lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller
Yo' momma's lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray
Yo' momma's middle name is Rambo
Yo' momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound
Yo' momma's nails is so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's
Yo' momma's nose is so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo' momma's nose is so big she uses her boogers for bowling balls!
Yo' momma's nose is so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo' momma's pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies
Yo' momma's pussy so dry, the crabs carry canteens
Yo' momma's real nice: She'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo' momma's rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
Yo' momma's shoes are so old when she step on gum she know the flavor
Yo' momma's so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
Yo' momma's so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo' momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo' momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo' momma's so big she's been given her own statehood
Yo' momma's so big she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' momma's so big when she sweats people wear raincoats around her!
Yo' momma's so boring she make Presidential speeches sound interesting
Yo' momma's so cheap she whored her way on to the metro
Yo' momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo' momma's so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo
Yo' momma's so dark if she cut herself she would smoke!
Yo' momma's so dark she can go to a funeral butt naked
Yo' momma's so dark she creates a eclipse
Yo' momma's so dark she farts soot!
Yo' momma's so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo' momma's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo' momma's so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Yo' momma's so dark the sun sends her a monthly bill
Yo' momma's so dark they dye bowling balls in her bath water
Yo' momma's so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
Yo' momma's so dark when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheesebur
Yo' momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo' momma's so dumb, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store
Yo' momma's so easy that Madonna get tips from her!
Yo' momma's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo' momma's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
Yo' momma's so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo' momma's so fat I had to walk around her and got lost
Yo' momma's so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped
Yo' momma's so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats
Yo' momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo' momma's so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Yo' momma's so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo' momma's so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo' momma's so fat We went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit
Yo' momma's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo' momma's so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo' momma's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo' momma's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo' momma's so fat cars run out of gas before passing yo momma's fat ass
Yo' momma's so fat don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo' momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo' momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo' momma's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo' momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap
Yo' momma's so fat her blood type's "Ragu."
Yo' momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes
Yo' momma's so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds
Yo' momma's so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper
Yo' momma's so fat her driver license picture's continued on the back
Yo' momma's so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph
Yo' momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo' momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo' momma's so fat her nickname is "damn."
Yo' momma's so fat her only pictures are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo' momma's so fat her tits are in two different time zones
Yo' momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo' momma's so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance
Yo' momma's so fat if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips
Yo' momma's so fat it say on her driver's license "Picture continued on back"
Yo' momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up
Yo' momma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo' momma's so fat last time she went swimming she got harpooned
Yo' momma's so fat light gets stuck near her
Yo' momma's so fat mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo' momma's so fat people ice skate on her toe nails
Yo' momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo' momma's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo' momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo' momma's so fat she been given her own statehood
Yo' momma's so fat she been mistaken for planet X
Yo' momma's so fat she bought 2-18 wheelers trucks to go in-line skating
Yo' momma's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo' momma's so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo' momma's so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo
Yo' momma's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo' momma's so fat she can't make a leap of faith
Yo' momma's so fat she can't walk home so she rolls home
Yo' momma's so fat she cant reach her back pocket
Yo' momma's so fat she dressed up as a bouncy castle
Yo' momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo' momma's so fat she eats out of a satellite dish
Yo' momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo' momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo' momma's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!
Yo' momma's so fat she got Amtrak written on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat she got Brighton stuck up her arse
Yo' momma's so fat she got a date with the Pillsbury dough boy
Yo' momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite
Yo' momma's so fat she got her own area code!
Yo' momma's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo' momma's so fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo' momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo' momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo' momma's so fat she gotta' take two trips to haul ass!
Yo' momma's so fat she had a run in her jeans!
Yo' momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo' momma's so fat she had stretch marks when she was a virgin
Yo' momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo' momma's so fat she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo' momma's so fat she has a run in her blue jeans!
Yo' momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo' momma's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo' momma's so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo' momma's so fat she has her own gravity
Yo' momma's so fat she has her own zip code
Yo' momma's so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck
Yo' momma's so fat she has shocks on her toilet seat
Yo' momma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
Yo' momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant
Yo' momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo' momma's so fat she has to lay down to tie her shoe
Yo' momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo' momma's so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up
Yo' momma's so fat she hides her goiter with her chin
Yo' momma's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl
Yo' momma's so fat she influences the tides
Yo' momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo' momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo' momma's so fat she keeps her diagphram in a pizza box!
Yo' momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Wi
Yo' momma's so fat she lives in two time zones: supper time and dinner time
Yo' momma's so fat she looks like a kangaroo with all the kids home
Yo' momma's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo' momma's so fat she needs a bookmark to find her chin
Yo' momma's so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on
Yo' momma's so fat she on both sides of the family!
Yo' momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yo' momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo' momma's so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
Yo' momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo' momma's so fat she runs on Diesel!
Yo' momma's so fat she sat on a face at Mt. Rushmore and covered it!
Yo' momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo' momma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower
Yo' momma's so fat she shows up on radar
Yo' momma's so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond
Yo' momma's so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a dime and picked up two nickles
Yo' momma's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!
Yo' momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it goes: One at a time please
Yo' momma's so fat she takes baths in swimming pools
Yo' momma's so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo' momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chicken's a holy place
Yo' momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo' momma's so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad
Yo' momma's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock
Yo' momma's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm
Yo' momma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo' momma's so fat she uses sheep for tampons
Yo' momma's so fat she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo' momma's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo' momma's so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship
Yo' momma's so fat she was baptised in the ocean
Yo' momma's so fat she was baptized at Marine World
Yo' momma's so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo' momma's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo' momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo' momma's so fat she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo' momma's so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo' momma's so fat she went to "Butter Fat High" School
Yo' momma's so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo' momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo' momma's so fat she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair
Yo' momma's so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo' momma's so fat she works in the movies - as the screen
Yo' momma's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg
Yo' momma's so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse
Yo' momma's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo' momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo' momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo' momma's so fat that ever time she farts, you have to re-build your house
Yo' momma's so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo' momma's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes
Yo' momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas
Yo' momma's so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese
Yo' momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo' momma's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch mark
Yo' momma's so fat that whenever she burps, your dinner is ready
Yo' momma's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo' momma's so fat the Himalayas are practice runs
Yo' momma's so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight
Yo' momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo' momma's so fat the elastic in her underwear is used for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo' momma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo' momma's so fat the scale read, "Forget it."
Yo' momma's so fat the zoo elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo' momma's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo' momma's so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
Yo' momma's so fat they mistake her for a country
Yo' momma's so fat they use her eyelashes as wickets
Yo' momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo' momma's so fat they used her pussy as the Channel Tunnel
Yo' momma's so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo' momma's so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle
Yo' momma's so fat were in her right now
Yo' momma's so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped
Yo' momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her: Hey you two break it up!
Yo' momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing u
Yo' momma's so fat when she back up she beep
Yo' momma's so fat when she brings down the house she takes New York with her
Yo' momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo' momma's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo' momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Yo' momma's so fat when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo' momma's so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo' momma's so fat when she fell over an' cut herself - gravy ran out
Yo' momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo' momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock
Yo' momma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo' momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
Yo' momma's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo' momma's so fat when she hoola-hoops, she looks like Saturn
Yo' momma's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo' momma's so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her
Yo' momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo' momma's so fat when she moons people they turn into Werewolves
Yo' momma's so fat when she moves the moon follows her
Yo' momma's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicag
Yo' momma's so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rainforests
Yo' momma's so fat when she sings, it's over, it IS over!!
Yo' momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo' momma's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo
Yo' momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo' momma's so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo' momma's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo' momma's so fat when she turns around it's her birthday
Yo' momma's so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil
Yo' momma's so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks
Yo' momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' momma's so fat when she wears her X jacket, helicopters land on her
Yo' momma's so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo' momma's so fat when she's pissed, it looks like a tornado is coming
Yo' momma's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo' momma's so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo' momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo' momma's so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo' momma's so fat you can't tell if she is coming or going
Yo' momma's so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her
Yo' momma's so fat your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo' momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo' momma's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo
Yo' momma's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo' momma's so funky she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo' momma's so funky she slowed down speed stick
Yo' momma's so funky she sweats Black Flag!
Yo' momma's so funky she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo' momma's so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her
Yo' momma's so generous she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo' momma's so generous that she would give all her money to a bum
Yo' momma's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo' momma's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo' momma's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo' momma's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo' momma's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo' momma's so hairy her momma almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo' momma's so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo' momma's so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock
Yo' momma's so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo' momma's so hairy she played in Gorillas In The Mist
Yo' momma's so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Yo' momma's so hairy she uses a lawnmower to shave her armpits
Yo' momma's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo' momma's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo' momma's so lightheaded when she jumps out the window she flies UP!
Yo' momma's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infect
Yo' momma's so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo' momma's so nasty her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo' momma's so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
Yo' momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo' momma's so nasty she gets drunk at communion
Yo' momma's so nasty she gets sour dough yeast infections
Yo' momma's so nasty she gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fre
Yo' momma's so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo' momma's so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink
Yo' momma's so nasty she made right guard turn left
Yo' momma's so nasty she made speed stick slow down
Yo' momma's so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her
Yo' momma's so nasty she uses drano to douche
Yo' momma's so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
Yo' momma's so nasty she was quarantined before she was born
Yo' momma's so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
Yo' momma's so nasty skunks run from her
Yo' momma's so nasty sometimes people mistake her for a fishing boat
Yo' momma's so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape
Yo' momma's so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo' momma's so nasty they sell her crabs at the fish market
Yo' momma's so nasty when she goes for a walk cats follow her
Yo' momma's so nasty when yo'daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning
Yo' momma's so old God said let there be light and she flipped the switch
Yo' momma's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10
Yo' momma's so old even God calls her mother!
Yo' momma's so old her ass is a cave for indians
Yo' momma's so old her birth certificate expired!
Yo' momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo' momma's so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo' momma's so old her birthday's expired
Yo' momma's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo' momma's so old she D-J'd the Boston Tea Party!
Yo' momma's so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of
Yo' momma's so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments
Yo' momma's so old she counseled Adam and Eve
Yo' momma's so old she dreams in black and white
Yo' momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school!
Yo' momma's so old she farts dust!
Yo' momma's so old she has Jesus and all the disciples in her yearbook
Yo' momma's so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo' momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo' momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo' momma's so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo' momma's so old she played kick-ball with Jesus!
Yo' momma's so old she ran track with dinosaurs
Yo' momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Yo' momma's so old she sh*ts clay tablets
Yo' momma's so old she still owes Moses a quarter!
Yo' momma's so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo' momma's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo' momma's so old she was there for the first day of slavery
Yo' momma's so old she went to Pizza Hut when it was only a teepee
Yo' momma's so old she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo' momma's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo' momma's so old shes blind from the big bang
Yo' momma's so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo' momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo' momma's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side
Yo' momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!
Yo' momma's so old when she was in school there was no history class
Yo' momma's so poor I saw her fighting an ant for food
Yo' momma's so poor Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money
Yo' momma's so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo' momma's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp
Yo' momma's so poor she can't afford free cheese!
Yo' momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' momma's so poor she catches fire flies for heat
Yo' momma's so poor she considers jail as a fancy hotel
Yo' momma's so poor she drives a peanut
Yo' momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Yo' momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo' momma's so poor she was kickin' a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo' momma's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
Yo' momma's so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper
Yo' momma's so poor that Jerry Lewis sends her money
Yo' momma's so poor that when she wrote a check the whole bank bounced!
Yo' momma's so poor the Somalians are sending her food
Yo' momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo' momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo' momma's so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys
Yo' momma's so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo' momma's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo' momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
Yo' momma's so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo' momma's so short she does back flips under the bed
Yo' momma's so short she has to slam dunk her change on the bus!!
Yo' momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo' momma's so short she is the original Q-tip
Yo' momma's so short she jumped off a curb and commited suicide
Yo' momma's so short she models for trophys
Yo' momma's so short she plays racquet ball on a curb!
Yo' momma's so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
Yo' momma's so short she trips on spit
Yo' momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo' momma's so skank she gets drunk at communion
Yo' momma's so skinny Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo' momma's so skinny she could go hang gliding on a Dorito!
Yo' momma's so skinny she could hula-hoop through a Cherrio!
Yo' momma's so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in ethiopia!
Yo' momma's so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip
Yo' momma's so skinny she got a run in her hose and she fell out
Yo' momma's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo' momma's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex
Yo' momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo' momma's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared
Yo' momma's so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad
Yo' momma's so skinny she uses suspenders for panties
Yo' momma's so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
Yo' momma's so slutty she blind and seeing another man
Yo' momma's so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo' momma's so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo' momma's so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo' momma's so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline
Yo' momma's so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
Yo' momma's so slutty she swims after troop ships!
Yo' momma's so slutty she wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo' momma's so slutty the bottom of her feet are suntanned
Yo' momma's so slutty whe would bend over backwards for YOU
Yo' momma's so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito
Yo' momma's so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon!
Yo' momma's so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
Yo' momma's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod
Yo' momma's so stupid I saw her standing on an empty bus
Yo' momma's so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, she got a spoon
Yo' momma's so stupid be missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo' momma's so stupid her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo' momma's so stupid her brain cells die ALONE
Yo' momma's so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo' momma's so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch
Yo' momma's so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
Yo' momma's so stupid it take her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo' momma's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo' momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo' momma's so stupid mind-readers charge her half-price
Yo' momma's so stupid she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store
Yo' momma's so stupid she asked for help to use hamburger helper
Yo' momma's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo' momma's so stupid she be missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo' momma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at h
Yo' momma's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check
Yo' momma's so stupid she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo' momma's so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some
Yo' momma's so stupid she can't even spell `IQ'
Yo' momma's so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo' momma's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo' momma's so stupid she dialed 911 for information
Yo' momma's so stupid she fell on her stomach and broke her back
Yo' momma's so stupid she gets lost in thought
Yo' momma's so stupid she got a bowl when told it was chilly outside
Yo' momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job!
Yo' momma's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged
Yo' momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo' momma's so stupid she got left back in Romper Room
Yo' momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo' momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo' momma's so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
Yo' momma's so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs
Yo' momma's so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo' momma's so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo' momma's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Yo' momma's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your ho
Yo' momma's so stupid she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept!
Yo' momma's so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo' momma's so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed
Yo' momma's so stupid she saw a "wet floor" sign and peed on the floor
Yo' momma's so stupid she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo' momma's so stupid she shaves off her hair to wear a toupee
Yo' momma's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' momma's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo' momma's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
Yo' momma's so stupid she stole free bread
Yo' momma's so stupid she think innuendo is an Italian suppository
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought a hot meal is stolen food
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was change
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo' momma's so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler."
Yo' momma's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice
Yo' momma's so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore
Yo' momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo' momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Yo' momma's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo' momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
Yo' momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb
Yo' momma's so stupid she tried to hang her self with a cordless phone
Yo' momma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo' momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' momma's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
Yo' momma's so stupid she went swimming to a car pool
Yo' momma's so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo' momma's so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo' momma's so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo' momma's so stupid she went to a gunfight armed with a knife
Yo' momma's so stupid she wrote `M,F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"
Yo' momma's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car
Yo' momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her
Yo' momma's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo' momma's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
Yo' momma's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' momma's so stupid that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo' momma's so stupid that she tried to go swimming in a car pool
Yo' momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo' momma's so stupid the retarded kids make fun of her
Yo' momma's so stupid when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11
Yo' momma's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo' momma's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' momma's so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth
Yo' momma's so tall she did a cart wheel and kicked God in the chin
Yo' momma's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida
Yo' momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
Yo' momma's so toothless it takes her an hour to eat minute rice!
Yo' momma's so ugly Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right
Yo' momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo' momma's so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with
Yo' momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo' momma's so ugly a fly wouldn't sit on her
Yo' momma's so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!
Yo' momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo' momma's so ugly everytime I see her I get a soft-on
Yo' momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo' momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo' momma's so ugly her doctor is a Vet
Yo' momma's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo' momma's so ugly her face is like a melted willy
Yo' momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo' momma's so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling shot
Yo' momma's so ugly her nickname is Damn!
Yo' momma's so ugly her teeth look like dice
Yo' momma's so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo' momma's so ugly if she joined an ugly contest they'd say: Sorry, no
Yo' momma's so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo' momma's so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo' momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo' momma's so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone
Yo' momma's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo' momma's so ugly she could curdle urine
Yo' momma's so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon
Yo' momma's so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road
Yo' momma's so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck
Yo' momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo' momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo' momma's so ugly she enlisted in the Cavalry, and they shoed her
Yo' momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo' momma's so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo' momma's so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships
Yo' momma's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo' momma's so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water
Yo' momma's so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks
Yo' momma's so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo' momma's so ugly she has to pay a rapist for sex
Yo' momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a huricane to catch a breeze
Yo' momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror
Yo' momma's so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo' momma's so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs
Yo' momma's so ugly she looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
Yo' momma's so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Yo' momma's so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp
Yo' momma's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo' momma's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo' momma's so ugly she loses to Jabba the Hutt in a beauty contest!
Yo' momma's so ugly she made a happy meal cry
Yo' momma's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo' momma's so ugly she make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo' momma's so ugly she make my ass pucker
Yo' momma's so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!
Yo' momma's so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo' momma's so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo' momma's so ugly she scare a buzzard off a gut wagon
Yo' momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away
Yo' momma's so ugly she the cover girl for iodine
Yo' momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo' momma's so ugly she uglier than a mudpie fence
Yo' momma's so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded
Yo' momma's so ugly she won't even play with herself!
Yo' momma's so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play
Yo' momma's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road
Yo' momma's so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon
Yo' momma's so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine
Yo' momma's so ugly that her doctor treats her by mail
Yo' momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
Yo' momma's so ugly that she makes the Ugly Duckling look beautiful!
Yo' momma's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to chees
Yo' momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life
Yo' momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo' momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown
Yo' momma's so ugly the tide won't even take her out!
Yo' momma's so ugly they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN
Yo' momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo' momma's so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show
Yo' momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo' momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo' momma's so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo' momma's so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth
Yo' momma's so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Yo' momma's so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous
Yo' momma's so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo' momma's so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo' momma's so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face
Yo' momma's so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo' momma's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her
Yo' momma's so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itsef
Yo' momma's so ugly when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo' momma's so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted
Yo' momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
Yo' momma's so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the lake jumped back!!
Yo' momma's so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary it has her pictur
Yo' momma's so ugly yo'daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face
Yo' momma's so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears
Yo' momma's sohairy she beats her chest after sex
Yo' momma's soskinny her nipples touch
Yo' momma's soweak she had to fight the current in the bath tub
Yo' momma's soweak she had to fight the wind in the Metronome
Yo' momma's sowhite she makes albinos look dark
Yo' momma's sowrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo' momma's such a wonderful person & we are blessed that God created her
Yo' momma's such an alcoholic in college her major was Old English, room 800
Yo' momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread!
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow she can see in the dark!
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach lights up
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down!
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo' momma's thighs are so big she needs hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo' momma's throat so tough she could gargle peanut butter!
Yo' momma's twice the man you are
Yo'daddy like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
Yo'daddy so old, he was the promoter for David vs. Goliath.
Yo'dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton.
Yo'dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.
Yo'mama drivers license photo is a fold-out
Yo'mama so fat she was diagnosed with skin-eating disease, got 15 years to live
Yo'mama so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip
Yo'mama so fat ya had to take a train and 2 busses to get on her good side
Yo'momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo'momma armpits stink so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo'momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo'momma ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo'momma breath so bad her teeth have asbestos caps!
Yo'momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo'momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo'momma butt is so big, crack dealers say she's got enough already.
Yo'momma butt so hairy she has to part the crack to crap.
Yo'momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo'momma could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo'momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo'momma don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock and Roll.
Yo'momma drives a peanut.
Yo'momma ears are so big she drives the freeways by sonar!
Yo'momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo'momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo'momma glasses so thick, she could read my mind!
Yo'momma goes out takes a look at the menu and says "That'll do."
Yo'momma got a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo'momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo'momma got a butt soo big she got to crap in a dumpster
Yo'momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo'momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo'momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo'momma got a face like a bulldog licking pee off a nettle
Yo'momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo'momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo'momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo'momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo'momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo'momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo'momma got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo'momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo'momma got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo'momma got a yeast infection so bad, she pees biscuits
Yo'momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo'momma got an ass soo big she got to sh*t in a dumpster.
Yo'momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name Neicee
Yo'momma got four eyes and two pair of sunglasses.
Yo'momma got green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo'momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo'momma got lips on her ass, that's why she talks a lot of sh*t!
Yo'momma got lips on her butt, that's why she talks a lot of crap!
Yo'momma got more pricks than a pin cushion.
Yo'momma got no legs & her name Contsuelo
Yo'momma got snakeskin teeth.
Yo'momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo'momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo'momma got so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.
Yo'momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo'momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo'momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo'momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo'momma hair is so nappy, she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo'momma hair so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb it!
Yo'momma hair so nappy she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo'momma hair so nappy when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo'momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo'momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo'momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo'momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo'momma has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back.
Yo'momma has an ass soo big she has to use a dumpster.
Yo'momma has green hair and thinks she a tree.
Yo'momma has no ears. I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses.
Yo'momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo'momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo'momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo'momma head so small she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo'momma head so small she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo'momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo'momma hips so big people set their drinks on them.
Yo'momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
Yo'momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo'momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before going outside.
Yo'momma house so dirty the mice ride dirt bikes!
Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo'momma house so small, her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small, the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma just like a TV remote: A 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo'momma just like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Everybody pokes her.
Yo'momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo'momma like Crazy Eddie: She practically giving it all away.
Yo'momma like Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo'momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.
Yo'momma like Mcdonalds: What you want is What you get.
Yo'momma like Nintendo: Now she's portable.
Yo'momma like a 10 Seater Bike: It take 10 people to move her ass.
Yo'momma like a 7-11: She's on every corner, and she's always open.
Yo'momma like a 7-UP: Never had it, never will.
Yo'momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo'momma like a Coke machine: 50 cents a pop.
Yo'momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo'momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo'momma like a TV set: Even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo'momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo'momma like a bike: People constantly pumping away at her.
Yo'momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo'momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo'momma like a broken bubble gum machine: 25 cents gets it all.
Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: Everyone gets a pop.
Yo'momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo'momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo'momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo'momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo'momma like a garden: She's always gettin' planted.
Yo'momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
Yo'momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo'momma like a horse: She's always gettin' mounted.
Yo'momma like a lamp post: She be on every street corner.
Yo'momma like a light switch: Even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo'momma like a motorcycle: Couple kicks and shes roaring to go.
Yo'momma like a pack of bubble gum: 5 sticks for a quarter.
Yo'momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street: "LAYS! LAYS!"
Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo'momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
Yo'momma like a refrigerator: Everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo'momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo'momma like a rifle: Four cocks and she loaded.
Yo'momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
Yo'momma like a shotgun: One cock and she blows!
Yo'momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
Yo'momma like a stamp: You lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo'momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
Yo'momma like a taxi: Constantly giving rides to strangers.
Yo'momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
Yo'momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Yo'momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo'momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
Yo'momma like cake mix: 15 servings per package!
Yo'momma like castlebury stew: Servings are family size.
Yo'momma like chinese food: Sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo'momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
Yo'momma like potato chips: Flat, Greasy and Frito-Lay.
Yo'momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
Yo'momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo'momma like the railway system: She gets laid all over the country!
Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo'momma lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo'momma looks like a humor moderator.
Yo'momma mates out of season.
Yo'momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo'momma mouth so big she speaks in surround sound.
Yo'momma nails so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's.
Yo'momma nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo'momma nose so big she uses her boogers for bowling balls!
Yo'momma only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket!
Yo'momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo'momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo'momma real nice: She'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo'momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo'momma said she liked seafood so I gave her crabs.
Yo'momma shoes so old when she step on gum she know the flavor.
Yo'momma smell so bad she made Right Guard turn to left!
Yo'momma smell so bad she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo'momma smell so bad she uses Lysol for perfume.
Yo'momma smell so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo'momma smell so fishy I can't believe it's not tuna!
Yo'momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo'momma so backwards, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo'momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo'momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo'momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo'momma so big she's been given her own statehood.
Yo'momma so big she's on both sides of the family!
Yo'momma so big when she sweats people wear raincoats around her!
Yo'momma so boring she make Presidential speeches sound interesting.
Yo'momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo'momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo'momma so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo'momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo'momma so dark if she cut herself she would smoke!
Yo'momma so dark she can go to a funeral butt naked.
Yo'momma so dark she creates a eclipse.
Yo'momma so dark she farts soot!
Yo'momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo'momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo'momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo'momma so dark the sun sends her a monthly bill.
Yo'momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water.
Yo'momma so dark when she got outta the car, the oil light went on!
Yo'momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo'momma so dumb, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo'momma so easy that Madonna get tips from her!
Yo'momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo'momma so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo'momma so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo'momma so fat I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo'momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo'momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo'momma so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo'momma so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo'momma so fat and old she fell down and created the Grand Canyon.
Yo'momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo'momma so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat cars run out of gas before passing yo mama's fat ass.
Yo'momma so fat don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo'momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo'momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo'momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo'momma so fat her blood type's "Ragu."
Yo'momma so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.
Yo'momma so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo'momma so fat her driver license picture's continued on the back.
Yo'momma so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo'momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo'momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo'momma so fat her nickname is "damn."
Yo'momma so fat her only pictures are satellite pictures.
Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo'momma so fat her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo'momma so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.
Yo'momma so fat if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips.
Yo'momma so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo'momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo'momma so fat last time she went swimming she got harpooned.
Yo'momma so fat light gets stuck near her.
Yo'momma so fat mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo'momma so fat people ice skate on her toe nails.
Yo'momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo'momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo'momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo'momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo'momma so fat she been given her own statehood.
Yo'momma so fat she been mistaken for planet X.
Yo'momma so fat she bought 2-18 wheelers trucks to go in-line skating.
Yo'momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo'momma so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo'momma so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
Yo'momma so fat she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo'momma so fat she can't make a leap of faith.
Yo'momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo'momma so fat she can't walk home so she rolls home.
Yo'momma so fat she dressed up as a bouncy castle.
Yo'momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo'momma so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.
Yo'momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo'momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo'momma so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo'momma so fat she got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo'momma so fat she got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo'momma so fat she got a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo'momma so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo'momma so fat she got her own area code!
Yo'momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo'momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo'momma so fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo'momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo'momma so fat she gotta' take two trips to haul ass!
Yo'momma so fat she had a run in her jeans!
Yo'momma so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo'momma so fat she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo'momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo'momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo'momma so fat she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo'momma so fat she has a run in her blue jeans!
Yo'momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo'momma so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo'momma so fat she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo'momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo'momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo'momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo'momma so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo'momma so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo'momma so fat she keeps her diagphram in a pizza box!
Yo'momma so fat she looks like a kangaroo with all the kids home.
Yo'momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo'momma so fat she needs a bookmark to find her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on.
Yo'momma so fat she on both sides of the family!
Yo'momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo'momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo'momma so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo'momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo'momma so fat she runs on Diesel!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a face at Mt. Rushmore and covered it!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo'momma so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo'momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo'momma so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo'momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a dime and picked up two nickles.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!
Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes: One at a time please.
Yo'momma so fat she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks Church's Chicken's a holy place.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo'momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo'momma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo'momma so fat she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo'momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo'momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
Yo'momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo'momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo'momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo'momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo'momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo'momma so fat she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo'momma so fat she went to "Butter Fat High" School.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo'momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
Yo'momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 95."
Yo'momma so fat she works in the movies - as the screen.
Yo'momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo'momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo'momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo'momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo'momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo'momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo'momma so fat that whenever she burps, your dinner is ready.
Yo'momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo'momma so fat the Himalayas are practice runs.
Yo'momma so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo'momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo'momma so fat the bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo'momma so fat the elastic in her underwear is used for bungee jumping.
Yo'momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn!
Yo'momma so fat the scale read, "Forget it."
Yo'momma so fat the zoo elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo'momma so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo'momma so fat they mistake her for a country.
Yo'momma so fat they use her eyelashes as wickets.
Yo'momma so fat they used her pussy as the Channel Tunnel.
Yo'momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo'momma so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo'momma so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo'momma so fat when a cop saw her he told her: Hey you two break it up!
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo'momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo'momma so fat when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell over an' cut herself - gravy ran out.
Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says: To be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo'momma so fat when she hoola-hoops, she looks like Saturn.
Yo'momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo'momma so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her.
Yo'momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo'momma so fat when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo'momma so fat when she moves the moon follows her.
Yo'momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over, it IS over!!
Yo'momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo'momma so fat when she steps on a scale it read one at a time, please.
Yo'momma so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo'momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo'momma so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks.
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo'momma so fat when she wears her X jacket, helicopters land on her.
Yo'momma so fat when she wears red all the kids scream Kool Aid!
Yo'momma so fat when she's pissed, it looks like a tornado is coming.
Yo'momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo'momma so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo'momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo'momma so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo'momma so fat you can't tell if she is coming or going.
Yo'momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo'momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo'momma so funky she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo'momma so funky she slowed down speed stick.
Yo'momma so funky she sweats Black Flag!
Yo'momma so funky she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo'momma so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
Yo'momma so generous she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo'momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
Yo'momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo'momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo'momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo'momma so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo'momma so hairy her momma almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo'momma so hairy she beats her chest after sex.
Yo'momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo'momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo'momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo'momma so hairy she played in Gorillas In The Mist.
Yo'momma so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
Yo'momma so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits.
Yo'momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo'momma so lightheaded when she jumps out the window she flies UP!
Yo'momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo'momma so nasty her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo'momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.
Yo'momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo'momma so nasty she gets drunk at communion.
Yo'momma so nasty she gets sour dough yeast infections.
Yo'momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo'momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
Yo'momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo'momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo'momma so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her.
Yo'momma so nasty she uses drano to douche.
Yo'momma so nasty she was quarantined before she was born.
Yo'momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the Dead Sea.
Yo'momma so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo'momma so nasty sometimes people mistake her for a fishing boat.
Yo'momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo'momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo'momma so nasty they sell her crabs at the fish market.
Yo'momma so nasty when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
Yo'momma so nasty when yo'daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo'momma so nice she'd give me the hair off her back!
Yo'momma so old God said let there be light and she flipped the switch.
Yo'momma so old I told her to act her age, and the bitch died.
Yo'momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10.
Yo'momma so old even God calls her momma!
Yo'momma so old her ass is a cave for Indians.
Yo'momma so old her birth certificate expired!
Yo'momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo'momma so old her birthday cake is a fire hazard.
Yo'momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo'momma so old she D-J'd the Boston Tea Party!
Yo'momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.
Yo'momma so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.
Yo'momma so old she counseled Adam and Eve.
Yo'momma so old she dreams in black and white.
Yo'momma so old she drove a chariot to high school!
Yo'momma so old she farts dust!
Yo'momma so old she has Jesus and all the disciples in her yearbook.
Yo'momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo'momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo'momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo'momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo'momma so old she played kick-ball with Jesus!
Yo'momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo'momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo'momma so old she sh*ts clay tablets.
Yo'momma so old she still owes Moses a quarter!
Yo'momma so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse.
Yo'momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo'momma so old she was there for the first day of slavery.
Yo'momma so old she went to Pizza Hut when it was only a teepee.
Yo'momma so old she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo'momma so old she's blind from the Big Bang.
Yo'momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!
Yo'momma so old when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo'momma so poor I saw her fighting an ant for food.
Yo'momma so poor Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money.
Yo'momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo'momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo'momma so poor she bitches about high prices at Goodwill.
Yo'momma so poor she can't afford free cheese!
Yo'momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo'momma so poor she catches fire flies for heat.
Yo'momma so poor she considers jail as a fancy hotel.
Yo'momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Yo'momma so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo'momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
Yo'momma so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway.
Yo'momma so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
Yo'momma so poor that Jerry Lewis sends her money.
Yo'momma so poor that when she wrote a check the whole bank bounced!
Yo'momma so poor the Somalians are sending her food.
Yo'momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo'momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says DING!
Yo'momma so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelley's.
Yo'momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard.
Yo'momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo'momma so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
Yo'momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo'momma so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo'momma so short she has to slam dunk her change on the bus!!
Yo'momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo'momma so short she is the original Q-tip.
Yo'momma so short she jumped off a curb and commited suicide.
Yo'momma so short she models for trophies.
Yo'momma so short she plays racquet ball on a curb!
Yo'momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick.
Yo'momma so short she trips on spit.
Yo'momma so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo'momma so skank she gets drunk at communion.
Yo'momma so skinny Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo'momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo'momma so skinny she could go hang gliding on a Dorito!
Yo'momma so skinny she could hula-hoop through a Cherrio!
Yo'momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!
Yo'momma so skinny she got a run in her hose and she fell out.
Yo'momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Yo'momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo'momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo'momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo'momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo'momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo'momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS.
Yo'momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo'momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo'momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo'momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
Yo'momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gum line.
Yo'momma so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease.
Yo'momma so slutty she swims after troop ships!
Yo'momma so slutty she wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo'momma so slutty the bottom of her feet are suntanned.
Yo'momma so slutty whe would bend over backward for YOU.
Yo'momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo'momma so smelly that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo'momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon!
Yo'momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
Yo'momma so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Yo'momma so stupid I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo'momma so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, she got a spoon.
Yo'momma so stupid her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo'momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE!
Yo'momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo'momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo'momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo'momma so stupid it take her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo'momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo'momma so stupid mind-readers charge her half-price.
Yo'momma so stupid she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo'momma so stupid she asked for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo'momma so stupid she asked you: What is the number for 911?
Yo'momma so stupid she be missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo'momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo'momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo'momma so stupid she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!
Yo'momma so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
Yo'momma so stupid she can't even spell `IQ'.
Yo'momma so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo'momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo'momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo'momma so stupid she dialed 911 for information.
Yo'momma so stupid she fell on her stomach and broke her back.
Yo'momma so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo'momma so stupid she got a bowl when told it was chilly outside.
Yo'momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job!
Yo'momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Yo'momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo'momma so stupid she got left back in Romper Room.
Yo'momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo'momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo'momma so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo'momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo'momma so stupid she puts a ruler by bed to see how long she slept!
Yo'momma so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo'momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
Yo'momma so stupid she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!
Yo'momma so stupid she shaves off her hair to wear a toupee.
Yo'momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo'momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo'momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo'momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo'momma so stupid she think innuendo is an Italian suppository.
Yo'momma so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo'momma so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo'momma so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought a hot meal is stolen food.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was change.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.
Yo'momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal disease!
Yo'momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler."
Yo'momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo'momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo'momma so stupid she tried to hang her self with a cordless phone.
Yo'momma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo'momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo'momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo'momma so stupid she went swimming to a car pool.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo'momma so stupid she went to a gunfight armed with a knife.
Yo'momma so stupid she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"
Yo'momma so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.
Yo'momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo'momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo'momma so stupid that she tried to go swimming in a car pool.
Yo'momma so stupid the bitch bought a glass door with a peep-hole.
Yo'momma so stupid the retarded kids make fun of her.
Yo'momma so stupid when she counts to ten she get stuck at 11.
Yo'momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo'momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo'momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo'momma so tall she did a cart wheel and kicked God in the chin.
Yo'momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo'momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo'momma so toothless it takes her an hour to eat minute rice!
Yo'momma so ugly Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
Yo'momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo'momma so ugly I wouldn't |=/////> her with a stolen dick.
Yo'momma so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.
Yo'momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo'momma so ugly a fly wouldn't sit on her.
Yo'momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!
Yo'momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo'momma so ugly everytime I see her I get a soft-on.
Yo'momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo'momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo'momma so ugly her doctor is a Vet.
Yo'momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo'momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo'momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo'momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo'momma so ugly her nickname is Damn!
Yo'momma so ugly her teeth look like dice.
Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo'momma so ugly if she joined an ugly contest they'd say: Sorry, no.
Yo'momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo'momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Yo'momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo'momma so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo'momma so ugly she could curdle urine.
Yo'momma so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Yo'momma so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo'momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo'momma so ugly she enlisted in the Cavalry, and they shoed her.
Yo'momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo'momma so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo'momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo'momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo'momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
Yo'momma so ugly she had to wear two bags in case one breaks.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first
Yo'momma so ugly she has to pay a rapist for sex.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo'momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo'momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Yo'momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo'momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo'momma so ugly she loses to Jabba the Hutt in a beauty contest!
Yo'momma so ugly she made a happy meal cry.
Yo'momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo'momma so ugly she make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo'momma so ugly she make an onion cry.
Yo'momma so ugly she make my ass pucker.
Yo'momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!
Yo'momma so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo'momma so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo'momma so ugly she scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo'momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo'momma so ugly she the cover girl for iodine.
Yo'momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo'momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo'momma so ugly she uglier than a mudpie fence.
Yo'momma so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Yo'momma so ugly she won't even play with herself!
Yo'momma so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
Yo'momma so ugly that her doctor treats her by mail.
Yo'momma so ugly that she makes the Ugly Duckling look beautiful!
Yo'momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo'momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo'momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo'momma so ugly the tide won't even take her out!
Yo'momma so ugly they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN.
Yo'momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo'momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo'momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo'momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo'momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo'momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the after birth!
Yo'momma so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
Yo'momma so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
Yo'momma so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo'momma so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo'momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo'momma so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo'momma so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo'momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo'momma so ugly when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
Yo'momma so ugly when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Yo'momma so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
Yo'momma so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
Yo'momma so weak she had to fight the current in the bath tub.
Yo'momma so weak she had to fight the wind in the Metronome.
Yo'momma so white she makes albinos look dark.
Yo'momma so white when she lies in the snow naked she disappears.
Yo'momma so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.
Yo'momma stinks so bad she uses lysol for perfume.
Yo'momma such a wonderful person & we are blessed that God created her.
Yo'momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo'momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo'momma teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo'momma teeth so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo'momma teeth so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread!
Yo'momma teeth so yellow she can see in the dark!
Yo'momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach lights up.
Yo'momma teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down!
Yo'momma thighs are so big she needs hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo'momma threw a frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo'momma throat so tough she could gargle peanut butter!
Yo'momma twice the man you are.
Yo'momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
Yo'momma waves around a pop sickle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo, Borg from da Bronx, Assimilate 'dis.
Yo, Jungle Jim! Up here! - Spiderman
Yo, Todhunter! Get down! -- Lister
Yo, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem! Wanna see?
Yo, dude. Like, evacuate my space, man
Yo, ma! It's me! Your little boy! Your snuggle-snout!-ALF
Yo-del-a-hee-NARF!--Pinky
Yo-yo: Something occasionally up but normally down (see also "computer").
Yo. She bitch. (Shotgun cocking) Lets go. - Ash, AOD
Yo...I am Alf of Borg. All of your cats are going to be assimilated
YoMomma = Yo Momma's so
Yob llud a sirhC sekam yalp on dna krow lla
Yoda "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda
Yoda "Many Bothans died to bring us this information." - Mon Mothma
Yoda Gump.......Use the chocolate, Luke!
Yoda I am of Borg. Assimilated will you be.
Yoda and Dr. Ruth Agree! Size Matters Not
Yoda in AD&D terms: Sex between an orc and a halfling.
Yoda of BORG am I. Futile is resistance...assimilate you I will.
Yoda of Borg I am
Yoda of Borg I am, assimilated you will be, futile is resistance
Yoda of Borg I am. Assimated you will be. Resistance futile is!
Yoda of Borg I am. Assimilate you we will.
Yoda of Borg I am. Assimilated you will be. Futile resistance is!
Yoda of Borg I am. Assimilated you will be. Resistance futile is!
Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will
Yoda of Borg I am. Irrelevant, proper order of words is
Yoda of Borg I am..
Yoda of Borg I be...Assimilated you will be...Futile resistance is
Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilate you, I will, yes.
Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilate you I will!
Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilated you we will. Resistance futile is
Yoda of Borg am I. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is Resistance... Assimilate you, I will.
Yoda of Borg am I...Assimilated you will be...Futile resistance is
Yoda of Borg am I..Assimilate you I will, Yes.
Yoda of Borg, I am. Futile, resistance is
Yoda of Borg, I am. Assimilated, you will be, yes!
Yoda of Borg, am I. Assimilate you into Jedi, I will!
Yoda of Borg, am I. Assimilate you, I will!
Yoda of Borg, am I. Assimilated, you will be.
Yoda of Borg: "Futile is resistance, assimilate you I will."
Yoda of Borg: "Futile...resistance is...Hmmmm?"
Yoda of Borg: AHHH, Assimilated you will be.
Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
Yoda of Borg: Silence cannot be misquoted.
Yoda of borg, I am. Assimilated will you be, hmm?
Yoda's problem: He lost his grammar at an early age.
Yoda, you seek Yoda!
Yoda: A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind
Yoda: Ahead you will go, my day you will make! Hmm?
Yoda: Always in motion is the future
Yoda: Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm
Yoda: Control, control. You must learn control
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try
Yoda: Found someone you have I would say
Yoda: Great warrior? War does not make one great
Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm
Yoda: Hmmmm... Teach you backwards to speak, I can
Yoda: Hmmmmm....take you to him I will
Yoda: How you get so big eating food of that kind
Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience
Yoda: Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?
Yoda: Luke, I'm your mother
Yoda: Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter
Yoda: Mind what you have learned. Save you it can
Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
Yoda: Must face Vader. Then a Jedi you will be
Yoda: No. There is another
Yoda: Ohhhh! Jedi master! Yoda... you seek Yoda!
Yoda: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force
Yoda: So certain are you, yes?
Yoda: Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong
Yoda: Take you to him I will, yes!
Yoda: Trouble with grammar have I, yes
Yoda: Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try
Yoda: Ummm, trouble with grammer have I, yes?
Yoda: When 900 years old *you* reach, look as good you will not
Yoda: When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not
Yoda: You are reckless!
Yoda: You must unlearn what you have learned
Yodel in any key to continue.
Yoe toe... Yoe toe... 50K no less. Arrh! <Wham!>
Yogi Bare was a Buddhist Nudist.
Yogi Berra of Borg: "Futility if futile."
Yogi Dax- Smarter than the average Trill!
Yogurt - tastes the same coming out as it does going in
Yogurt has taught you well.
Yogurt is one of only three foods that tastes the same as it sounds.
Yogurt makes a great ice cream clone.
Yogurt the All Powerful.
Yogurt the Great, Yogurt the all powerful?? No just plain yogurt!
Yogurt the Magnificent.
Yogurt the Wise.
Yogurt the Wise. Yogurt the All Powerful. Yogurt the Magnificent
Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!
Yogurt, I hate Yogurt, even with strawberries! - Dark Helmet
Yogurt?!
Yogurt?there are little bugs inside: don't eat it.
Yoho, boobies! - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
Yoicks and Away! Yoicks and Away! Yoicks and
Yoiks! and away! (WHAM!) Yoiks and away. (Wham!) Yoikth and avay (wham!)
Yoink! - Bart YOINK?! - Kent Brockman
Yoink? -- Kent Brockman
Yoko's Robe - By Kim Ono
Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono*
YokoZuna's from Japan. San Diego is in Japan, isn't it?
Yokono..English for Japanese wife.
Yokozuna with the Banzai drop on @FN!!!!!!
Yomanda verliest het van mijn Higscreen! [*]^[*]
Yonjuni. Now if we knew what the question was.
Yoo arrr Mary, Queen of Scots? I am! <crash><bang><scream>
Yoo hoo... Pink-Wonder...? - Brain
Yoohoo! It's Little Yoshi... let's go play! - Bumpty
Yoohoo, Mr. Ipkiss! You're overdue for your lobotomy! - dr. Neuman
Yooooooooouuuuuuu'rrreeee Irrelevant. Daffy Duck
Yoooooour dithhhhpicable!!!
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! Daffy Duck of Borg
Yoouu raaang
Yorkshire 232 all out, Hutton ill - I'm sorry, Hutton 111. - John Snagge,BBC News
Yoshi-- Wellington boots and an appetite!
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.
You know what they say about the length of a man's tagline!
You say potato, I say potato. Somehow, that doesn't work when typed
You think this grave was unearthed by aliens, Agent Boxx?"--Mulder
You you're down to *only* 10.5 MB of Taglines??
You ! How did YOU get into art college? - Rimmer
You "Dittoheads" and "Liberals" go ahead without me
You %WILL% have fries with that, wretched human!! - McBeryl's
You & I need to have a talk about Trill's and relationships. - Dax
You & I refueled by moonlight - Tom sings
You & me, going round & round, bot'o a bot'o -Crow to Tom
You <squeak> won't eat it <squeak> will you? WAAAAAHH! -C-ko
You 'gotta love it baby!! Utah Jazz Basketball
You 'grok' my point? Is that painful? --Mary D
You *ARE* remarkable! - Dr Bashir
You *REALLY* outta spay yer pet, or at least trim his nails!
You *VALUE* your ignorance of what's to come? Wormhole creators
You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
You *are* a barbarian. Anan 7 to Kirk
You *are* a loony!
You *are* all alone. I'm a holographic projection. Doctor
You *are* at your station, Mr. Spock. McCoy
You *are* interesting. - Dr. Chase Meridian
You *are* referring to taglines
You *are* such a naughty boy! - Scar
You *are* the only doctor we have. -- Kes
You *can't* be serious... - Scully (Fallen Angel)
You *can* be too rich and too thin! -- Tom Servo
You *can* go home again. Just type "cd \".
You *didn'thear that?! Bender
You *do* realize God's gonna' get ya' for this, right?
You *hit* me! Picard never hit me! --Q I'm not Picard. --Sisko
You *know* our Moderator doesn't like these non-tags very much!
You *must* be kidding!
You *own* a MAC? Like dude, you been eatin bad acid again?
You *stink*! And coming from a skunk, that's some insult! -Fifi, TTA
You *will* get what's coming to you...unless it's E-mailed!
You *will* vote for John Brain for President in '96!
You ,eam Oi could be in here the rest of my life. Neelix
You - Me? I'd rather be caught in a dark alley with Loreyna Bobbit!
You - Off my planet.
You - quick! Pick a color from 1 to 10
You -NEED- this echo! It has become your crack cocain. - David Rice
You 2 should be sentenced to life in front of a firing squad. - Henry
You =know= what I am thinking
You @TOFIRST@, are part of the Rebel Alliance
You @TOFIRST@, are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor
You ALWAYS beat me! - Dot
You ARE a Cardassian, Ensign. EMHP
You ARE a strange one, and no mistake. - Anna Steven
You ARE fully functional, AREN'T you, Data?--Tasha
You ARE one sick Puppy! Got any more?
You ARE what you think about all day long!
You ASCII Stupid Question, You Get Stupid ANSI.
You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet!
You Always Breastfeed Artichokes
You Always Get Caught - By Sue Nora Later
You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister
You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today
You Are So Stupid! - Ren.
You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated Caller.
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Neighbors borrow your tools
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You call Olan Mills before they call you
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You can go bowling without drinking
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You constantly talk about the price of gasoline
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You enjoy hearing about other people's operations
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You get into a heated arguement about pension plans
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You got cable for the weather channel
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You have a dream about prunes
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You have a party, and the neighbors don't even realize it
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You know what the word "equity" means
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You send money to PBS
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You sing along with the elevator music
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You still buy records, and you think a CD is a certificate of deposit
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You take a metal detector to the beach
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You talk about "good grass," and you're referring to someone's lawn
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You wear black socks with sandles
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You would rather go to work than stay home sick
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your are proud of your lawn mower
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your back goes out more than you do
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your best friend is dating someone half his age..... and isn't breaking any laws
You Aren't A Kid Any More When: Your ears are hairer than your head
You BET I'm shy! I'm a SHYster lawyer. Groucho Marx
You BITCH--Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!
You BUY fleas? My cats bring them home FREE!
You Bet Your ASCII
You Bloated Sack Of Protoplasm - Ren
You Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.
You CAN be poor and happy, just not both at the same time.
You CAN eat your friends and have them too!
You CAN fool 43% of the people ALL of the timeBill did!
You CAN multi-task in WIN on a 486. Have a multitude of 486s.
You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian.
You CAN'T call 911! I'm downloading mail!
You CAN't improve on perfection: USS Enterprise NCC-1701
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
You Can Tell An Owner By his/her Cat
You Can Wish for a Dragon, But you Can't Make Him Obey
You Can't Always Get What You Want~~The Rolling Stones
You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play
You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith, Too. -- C&W Song
You Can't Squeeze Cheese From A Goat, Before It's Hatched! - Jimminy.
You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile!
You DARE compare weirdness with me? Foolish mortal
You DID WHAT ?!!? While on The Keyboard...?!?!
You DIDN'T hear it from me!
You DO believe me, don't you? Kira-2
You DO have a purpose in LIFE.....you make ME laugh!!!
You DO have a suspicious mind. I like that. - Sheridan
You DUBBED Dominion?! You will DIE!!! -Leona Ozaki
You Did not See a UFO, It was a Flying Saucer! - A Dumb CIA man
You Do It, I'm Too Bitter - Crow Refuses To Do Address
You Dogs are all the same, Sniff
You Don't Need A Reason You Just Need RIME!
You Don't buy beer, You rent it!
You Don't have all your cornflakes in one box
You Don't have all your dogs on one leash
You Don't need to Know What's inside
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Drip! - By Lee K. Fawcette
You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette
You EAT your god? Ewww, gross!
You EEDIOT! - Ren Hoek
You Earth people glorified organised violence for 40 centuries. -Spock
You Earthlings have such strange eating habits
You Fredding bum!
You GO girl!
You GOT the RIGHT one, BABY. Uh-HUH!
You GOTS to be kidding!
You Get Used To Those Things
You Got anymore taglines I can Umm, plagerize? Yeh that's it.
You Grow Up the Day You Have Your First Real Laugh - At Yourself !!
You HAD to remind me, didn't you?
You HAVE to be born a little different to call this BBS
You HAVE to be born a little different to use Windows
You HIT me! Picard never hit me! - Q
You Had Some Mail, But The Server Ate It.
You Have Been Hacking Too Long : When you dream and try to set breakpoints
You Have Voice Mail !
You Human-Headed Ring Ball - Dr. Forrester to Joel
You Humans are stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
You Humans have no perception. Spock
You I see as my security
You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!
You IDIOT! I told you "Pillage, THEN Burn." Stupid berzerkers
You IDIOT! What are you doing? - Deveel Shopkeeper
You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!
You IDIOT! What are you doing? - Deveel Shopkeeper
You Idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!
You Invid aren't so tough... Aaaaaaaaa! -- Rook
You JERK, said Tom galvanically.
You Judge People, You Have No Time to Love Them !!
You Just Can't Leave Him
You KNOW grout - Mike to Crow
You KNOW what happens when you call me 'tetchy'. - Kryten
You KNOW you're getting old the second time you can't do it once!
You Klingon son! You killed my bastard! No, wait a minute.
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard!
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Got that wrong.
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! No, wait, that's not it
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! No, waitasec
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Oops, cut. Take two.
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! (wait a second...)
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Got that wrong.
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! No, wait
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Oops, cut. Take 2
You Klingon son, you killed my bastard...er, wait
You Klingon sons! You killed my bastard... no, wait
You Klingon sons, you murdered my bastard. Uh, I mean
You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait
You Know It Hurts When You Make Me Angry, Do You Want To Get Me Killed!
You Know You're In Trouble When .... Your suggestion box starts ticking.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When.... You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You help your dog chase its tail.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
You Know you're not Paranoid when the White Jackets are after you!
You Know you're not Paranoid when the White Jackets are after you!
You Know you're not Paranoid when the White Jackets are after you!
You Know you're not Paranoid when the White Jackets are after you!
You Know you're not Paranoid when the White Jackets are after you!
You Know, that should answer your question ;-) !
You Live For The Night When Your Days Are A Fright!
You Livies hate us Deadies. - Rimmer
You Love Me, I Love You, Let's put Barney in the Stew
You MEAN it's supposed to do that!?! Why?
You MUST be kidding, @FN@!
You MUST be kidding, @TOFIRST@!
You MUST be kidding, YOU!
You MUST be'n only child. NOBODY could be horny 'nuff t'risk having you
You May Be A Trekkie if you call your doctor "Bones."
You May say I'm A Dreamer... But I'm Not The Only One
You Might Be a Computer Programmer If... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail
You Might Be a Computer Programmer If... You can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
You Might Be a Computer Programmer If... You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
You Might Be a Computer Programmer If... You spend more on your home computer than your car
You Might Be a Computer Programmer If... Your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
You Might Be an Engineer If... People groan at the party when you pick out the music
You Might Be an Engineer If... You are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor
You Might Be an Engineer If... You did the sound system for your senior prom
You Might Be an Engineer If... You don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is
You Might Be an Engineer If... You ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have introduced your kids by the wrong name
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have more friends on the Internet than in real life
You Might Be an Engineer If... You have more toys than your kids
You Might Be an Engineer If... You know what http:/ stands for
You Might Be an Engineer If... You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
You Might Be an Engineer If... You thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
You Might Be an Engineer If... You window shop at Radio Shack
You Might Be an Engineer If... You've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
You Might Be an Engineer If... Your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
You Might Be an Engineer If... Your checkbook always balances
You Might Be an Engineer If... Your wrist watch has more buttons than a telephone
You Might Be an Engineer If... Your wrist watch has more computing power than a Pentium Celeron
You Must be a Gelatinous Freek, Hi! -TheWriter
You NAMED the Borg? - Guinan.
You NEVER like my friends!!!! -- Katie Go-Boom
You NEVER want to shake hands with Mr. Electricity
You Never Have Mail.
You OK? --Mulder. I feel better than you look. --Scully.
You Orville, are part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor.
You Oughtta Know! Alanis Morissette
You R A Piece of Sh*t ... Deal With It. Seriously...!
You RAT! - Rick Hunter
You RAZED the bridge? I said, "RAISE the bridge!"
You Read My Tagline.. Now You Must Die!!
You SCRATCHED Bonaparte! You'll DIE for this! --Leona Ozaki.
You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!
You Set Me Up And He Knocks Me Down - Ren.
You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!
You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces! - Great God Om
You Shareware authors are so damn chea#%ECHO Y | DELTREE C:\
You Shareware authors are so damn chea#%U NO USER
You Should Always Listen To Your Conscience - Stimpy.
You Should Have Mail !
You Sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County
You Starfleet types are too dependent on gadgets and gizmos. - Kira
You Started at your wit's end.
You Still Haunt Me... You Still Touch Me... (Sting)
You Tell Me The Answer! - By S. Q. Question
You Too Can Be Tim: Farrel's Mantle
You U/L'd it *here*, overloading 1500 computers in 30 States?
You WENT in the SHOWER? (Elaine)
You WERE born yesterday!
You WHAT ! You told my wife I said I was in total control
You WOUND me, mon capitain...--Q
You Want *WHHAAATTT ???!!*
You Wash, I'll Dry - By Terry Cloth
You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth*
You Were Expecting Maybe Bugs Bunny?
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You Who Think You Know It All Are Damn Annoying to Those of Us Who Do
You Wouldn't Understand..........It's A Computer Thing!
You X-Men sure don't believe in dull moments do you?
You [PETA] are using death where you think it's convenient. - Nugent
You [butt]wipe! I was about to have a wet dream! -Butt-Head
You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational.
You _are_ the Messiah and I should know, I've followed a few!
You _are_ the leading candidate to become the next Kai. - Sisko
You _do_ believe me, don't you? - Intendant
You _do_ know him well? An old friend? - Kirk
You _hit_ me! Picard never hit me! - Q, DSN "Q-Less".
You _know_ you were supposed to have been out of here by now. - Kira
You _really_ expect me to believe that? - Sisko 2
You _sure_ about the ships??
You _sure_ about the ships?? <BEG>
You _think_ that you find a way to deal with these things... -Scully
You _think_ you can look into the face of pure evil... - Scully
You _tried_ nude photography and darn near froze to death!
You _will_ let me know what you decide? - Sisko
You _will_ need top efficiency, Captain..... - Spock
You a Liberal? I'd slap you, but I just washed my hands.
You act like a bigshot/But you're really a dummy... Ramones
You act like we never had love --U2
You act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
You act like you've got termites in your truss. - Potter to Burns
You actually READ the articles in Playboy??
You actually read these taglines!!!???
You admit that?
You adopted a fox cub who's mother was somebody's coat.
You agree, Sir Slams-A-Lot? - Crow to Tom
You aimin' to change the world? - Just our little corner of it.-BJ
You ain't a man at all! You're some kind of a devil!
You ain't always gonna be seventeen/Anger Incorportated... Adam Ant
You ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'; you get caught cheatin', you ain't tryin' hard enough
You ain't from round here, are ya?
You ain't hardcore just 'cause you spike your hair... -- Biafra
You ain't havin' fun 'till someone dials 911
You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.
You ain't never had a friend like me! - Saddam to that kid
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same
You all live in a yellow submarine!
You all look alike to us. - Captain Pak, R.O.K.
You all saw that! ... HE threatened me with FACTS!
You all sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! -Ke
You all think I'm paranoid, don't you?!
You all think I'm paranoid, don't you?! - Eddie on drugs
You almost make it sound like a child. - Sisko
You alone can make my song take flight! - The Phantom
You alone can make my song take flight... -- The Phantom of the Opera
You already have too many recipes.
You already have too many taglines.
You already have, Luke. You were right about me. Tell your sister...you were right. - Anakin Sykwalker
You already haven't done it. - Louis
You always find it in the last place you look.
You always find my faults faster than you find your own - Tori Amos
You always find something in the last place you look
You always find something the last place you look.
You always find something the last place you look. -- Arthur Bloch
You always find things in the first place you look, but not the first time you look there
You always find what you're looking for in the last place you look
You always find whatever you are looking for
You always had the better hand, in everything. T. Riker
You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb
You always have time for someone you care for.
You always hurt (Ouch)!..The one you love..(Yeek)!
You always hurt the one you love
You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer
You always pass failure on the way to success.
You always say it's nothing, but it's alsways something
You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot.
You always think of a good comeback after it's too late.
You always took the jokes too seriously. George Burns
You always wanted to be somebody. You should have been more specific!
You always were a source of repressed pride
You and I are completely different from them - Lore
You and I are going fishing. --Riker.
You and I are going to go a couple rounds. - Aahz
You and I can handle this. - Riker
You and I have *got* to have a talk. - Sisko
You and I must have gone to different schools together!
You and I will eat dinner like a civilized family-Fran clubbing food
You and I, strangers lost in in a moment
You and Me and ABC
You and Patricia deserve each other, said Tom meretriciously.
You and Patricia deserve each other, said Tom meretriciously.
You and Prince have already made 3 records
You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!
You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits! -- French guard
You and me against The Rangers? GREAT! When do we attack?
You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?
You and me against the world? Let's attack!
You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?
You and me have such wonderful times... when I'm all by myself
You and what army?
You and what army? - Famous last words
You and you. You've just become nurses. - Chekov
You and your Cyberpunks - Dr. Forrester to Joel & Bots
You and your Federation exist in a universe of darkness...! - Winn
You and your lawyer take a hike. - Col. Potter to Klinger
You and your party have been declared war casualties. Anan 7 to Fox
You appeal to a small group of confused people.
You appear to be suffering from Clue Deficiency Disorder
You ar e twisted and sick. I like that in a person.
You are *NOT* Feklar! - Worf
You are *always* entitled to your own stupid opinion.
You are ALL my children now... - Freddy Krueger
You are BEATEN. It is USELESS to resist. - Darth Vader
You are CONSTANTLY in my thoughts. I can't even concentrate. -Bashir
You are Gorloft, Dwarf Prince - Tom the Dungeonmaster
You are IT! Really now... I'm not kidding here
You are Jehovah, the God that healeth me!
You are Klingon. - Worf
You are Most Definitely invited to the Labor Day Weekend Bash!
You are NOT here
You are Redneck when you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
You are So CUTE when you're righteous!
You are _constantly_ in my thoughts. - Bashir
You are _not_ here. (marked with an X)
You are _real_! - Worf
You are a <expletive> <expletive> jerk! Windows!
You are a Brenda Keyport: If you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
You are a Quat (One Cum short of a cumquat ;-)
You are a Redneck if you go to the family reunion to pick up women
You are a Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window
You are a Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room
You are a Redneck if you own more TVs than books
You are a Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense
You are a Redneck if your daughter's children also call you Cousin!
You are a Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck
You are a Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts
You are a Redneck if: After making love, you have to ask your date to roll down the window
You are a Redneck if: Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road"
You are a Redneck if: Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people
You are a Redneck if: Lawn ornamentation means a Chevy and a Buick
You are a Redneck if: Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card
You are a Redneck if: Someone asks to see your ID, and you show them your belt buckle
You are a Redneck if: State trooper to "kiss my A**"
You are a Redneck if: The directions to your Double-wide include the statem
You are a Redneck if: The most common phrase you hear at a family reunion is: "What are you looking at s***head
You are a Redneck if: The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights
You are a Redneck if: The primary color of your car is "Bondo"
You are a Redneck if: The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones
You are a Redneck if: There is a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home
You are a Redneck if: You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work
You are a Redneck if: You call your boss "Dude."
You are a Redneck if: You consider Outdoor Life deep reading
You are a Redneck if: You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment
You are a Redneck if: You consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it
You are a Redneck if: You father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening in the lube rack
You are a Redneck if: You get an estimate from the barber before he cuts your hair
You are a Redneck if: You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken
You are a Redneck if: You have a "Hefty bag" for a passenger side window on your car
You are a Redneck if: You have a gun rack on your bicycle
You are a Redneck if: You have a picture of Willie Nelson or Johnnie Cash over your fireplace
You are a Redneck if: You have a rag for a gas cap
You are a Redneck if: You have any relatives named "Elmer" or "Jed."
You are a Redneck if: You have ever bar-be-qued hamburgers at the driver-in theater
You are a Redneck if: You have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
You are a Redneck if: You have ever driven down the road with your seat belt hanging out of the door making sparks
You are a Redneck if: You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
You are a Redneck if: You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."
You are a Redneck if: You have ever spray-painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass
You are a Redneck if: You have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior
You are a Redneck if: You have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside
You are a Redneck if: You honestly believe women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures
You are a Redneck if: You look like Willie Nelson after you get your hair cut
You are a Redneck if: You need one more hole punched in your card before you get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos."
You are a Redneck if: You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
You are a Redneck if: You own more cowboy boots than sneakers
You are a Redneck if: You own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves
You are a Redneck if: You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland
You are a Redneck if: You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car
You are a Redneck if: You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house
You are a Redneck if: You think BMW are the call letters for a radio station
You are a Redneck if: You think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug
You are a Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy
You are a Redneck if: You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups
You are a Redneck if: You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre
You are a Redneck if: You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time
You are a Redneck if: You view the next family reunion as a great chance to meet a woman
You are a Redneck if: You wear a belt buckle that weighs more than three pounds
You are a Redneck if: You've ever barbecued SPAM on the grill
You are a Redneck if: You've ever been to a funeral or wedding where there were more pickup trucks than cars
You are a Redneck if: You've ever hollered: "Rock the house Bubba" during a piano recital
You are a Redneck if: You've ever used lard in bed
You are a Redneck if: You've ever worn a cowboy hat to church
You are a Redneck if: You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding
You are a Redneck if: Your Mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
You are a Redneck if: Your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run."
You are a Redneck if: Your brother-in-law is also your uncle
You are a Redneck if: Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade
You are a Redneck if: Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
You are a Redneck if: Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging
You are a Redneck if: Your family tree does not fork
You are a Redneck if: Your favorite actors are Gomer Pile, Goober, and Barney Fife
You are a Redneck if: Your front porch collapses and kill more than three dogs
You are a Redneck if: Your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute
You are a Redneck if: Your house doesn't have any curtains- but your truck does
You are a Redneck if: Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else
You are a Redneck if: Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand
You are a Redneck if: Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the
You are a Redneck if: Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event
You are a Redneck if: Your pet parrot knows how to whistle the song to "the Andy Griffith Show."
You are a Redneck if: Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off
You are a Redneck if: Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive
You are a Redneck if: Your wifes hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan
You are a brave & profoundly stupid robot - Tom to Crow
You are a brave and profoundly stupid robot. -- Tom Servo
You are a bundle of energy always on the go
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. - from Desiderata
You are a completely unique individual, just like everybody else.
You are a computer nerd if people groan at the party when you pick out the music
You are a computer nerd if the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
You are a computer nerd if you can name six Star Trek episodes
You are a computer nerd if you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
You are a computer nerd if you can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary
You are a computer nerd if you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
You are a computer nerd if you can't remember where you parked your car for the third time this week
You are a computer nerd if you did the sound system for your senior prom
You are a computer nerd if you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
You are a computer nerd if you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your garage
You are a computer nerd if you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
You are a computer nerd if you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
You are a computer nerd if you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
You are a computer nerd if you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
You are a computer nerd if you have more toys than your kids
You are a computer nerd if you have never backed-up your hard drive
You are a computer nerd if you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
You are a computer nerd if you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use
You are a computer nerd if you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
You are a computer nerd if you know what "http" stands for
You are a computer nerd if you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys
You are a computer nerd if you need a checklist to turn on the TV
You are a computer nerd if you own "Official Star Trek" anything
You are a computer nerd if you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers, but you don't remember where they are
You are a computer nerd if you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
You are a computer nerd if you spend more on your home computer than your car
You are a computer nerd if you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
You are a computer nerd if you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
You are a computer nerd if you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
You are a computer nerd if you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
You are a computer nerd if you want an 12X CDROM for Christmas
You are a computer nerd if you window shop at Radio Shack
You are a computer nerd if you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
You are a computer nerd if your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
You are a computer nerd if your checkbook always balances
You are a computer nerd if your four basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
You are a computer nerd if your laptop computer costs more than your car
You are a computer nerd if your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
You are a computer nerd if your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX2-66
You are a computer nerd if your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
You are a copy,....a fraud! - Worf
You are a deeply superficial person
You are a failed experiment, Crane. Nothing more. -- The Guyver
You are a few pickles shy of a jar
You are a figment of my imagination. I can terminate you at will.
You are a fine broth of a man; too bad some ofthe noodles are missing
You are a fluke of the universe
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
You are a full deck; I am just government
You are a general favorite among your many friends
You are a gentleman. Wait a minute! Them's fightin' words! :)
You are a good Moderator, but not the natural.
You are a good example why you shouldn't play hockey without a helmet!
You are a kindergarten baby - Tom to Crow
You are a lunatic. Go away. Pester someone else. - Londo Mollari
You are a master of understatement! -- Chekov
You are a member of a very militant segment of society[PETA]. - Nugent
You are a murderer and a thief. Worf
You are a naughty boy. - Scar
You are a page short of a book
You are a pain in the fundiment
You are a part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!
You are a part of the reason my phone bill is so D&*# high!
You are a perfect example of the need for condoms.
You are a perfect example of why some animals eat their young.
You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions
You are a rare treasure. Maybe someone will bury you.
You are a sacred person here Wesley -- The Traveler
You are a sacred person here, Wesley. - Aconta
You are a sad, strange little man! - Buzz to Woody
You are a sick, sick person! - Kryten
You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now
You are a threat to tolerance.
You are a towel-holder for Barney!
You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed
You are a toy: You're not the real Buzz Lightyear you're an action figure
You are a vampire and I am the walking dead
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are
You are a walking wind tunnel.
You are a waste of space - Basil Fawlty
You are a wish to be here wishing yourself -- Philip Whalen
You are about to read the shining triumph of my life. Zek
You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind. -- Sherlock Holmes
You are absolutely right, @TOLAST@. I knew I'd forgotten something
You are absolutely right, Bullitt. I knew I'd forgotten something.
You are acceptable as a mate. Take me now - Mike
You are acting like over doped silicon.
You are aging when all your black book names end in M.D.
You are all figments of my imagination... I must be sick!
You are all going to die. -- The Crow
You are all going to die. -- Eric Draven
You are all going to die. --The Crow.
You are all green alike
You are all of those things, and many more. - McCoy
You are all the Buddha. - Last words of Buddha
You are all... going... to... DIE! -- TV's Frank
You are all...going...to...DIE! - Frank to Joel & Bots
You are almost godlike in your modesty
You are already dead.
You are also too late. The kind ones always are. Gorgan
You are always busy
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk
You are always entitled to your own stupid opinion.
You are always on my mind... - Willy Nelson
You are always welcome in my territory at your own risk.
You are an affront to the purity of our race. - Neroon
You are an alien. Surrender
You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
You are an individual interested in foreward thrust and the future
You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you
You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immedia
You are an intruder !
You are anatomically correct.
You are approaching the Tao. Please continue, but don't look for it.
You are arguing semantics! - Ilon Tandro
You are as I am with You
You are as entertaining as one wrestler.
You are as old as you feel, so I feel young girls.
You are as old as you feel, so I feel young women
You are as stubborn as another Captain of the Enterprise I knew -- Spock
You are asked to leave for want of a smile. --Jim Morrison
You are asking me to work with...stone knives and bearskins. - Spock
You are at Witt's End
You are aware that there is an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. - Vader
You are beaten. It is useless to resist.
You are being held by a force of 2 gravities. <Delenn>
You are being held by a force of 2 gravities. 3 gravities. - Delenn
You are being hypnotized by my cat. ((((You are getting sleepy))).
You are being paged.
You are being swapped.
You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few
You are borrowed by everything you love.
You are both the sculptor and the clay.
You are broad minded and socially active
You are but a memory. This is but a dream
You are capable of planning your future
You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements
You are clean, but animated.
You are clearly the best warrior in the realm, @TO!
You are clever, alert, and intellectual
You are completely dead, am I right, sir? -- Mike Nelson
You are completely dead, am I right, sir? -Mike on voodoo
You are confident of things you know nothing about.
You are confused. -Worf
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
You are cool and we are not.
You are cool! (scroll down)NOT!
You are cordially invited to dinner with the P.M... $200 a plate!
You are cordially invited to go eat a frog!!
You are crazy! Works for me, darlin'
You are cunning. You must have Klingon blood. - Worf
You are currently sitting in front of your computer reading this.
You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances
You are definitely on my list -but I've forgotten what it's a list of.
You are defying the laws of gravity
You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation
You are destined to department of transportation
You are dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth -- Worf
You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend
You are dismissed, Doctor! Richard Franklin Yes, sir! --Franklin.
You are either a hammer or an anvil in the world
You are entering another dimension. A dimension of szzzt!
You are entering.... the Twilight Zone
You are entitled to your opinion no matter how misguided.
You are entitled to your opinion... no matter how wrong you are!
You are entitled to your own stupid opinion!
You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are barred
You are fairminded, just and loving
You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends
You are false data
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend
You are fast becoming my favorite sick person.
You are fat if helicopters try and land on your back.
You are fat if your toilet has shocks on it.
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way
You are fine now. You may leave. Doctor
You are finished, Data - Picard
You are finite. Zathras is finite. This... is wrong tool. - Zathras
You are fired buddy! - Mayor
You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose
You are flawed and imperfect! Kirk to Nomad
You are free to do that, of course. - Sisko
You are full of Bravo Sierra!
You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth
You are fully functional, Data? - No, I am shareware
You are fully functional, Data? - No, I am shareware. Please send $30.
You are fully functional, aren't you? -- Yar
You are generous and always think of the other fellow
You are getting older when your dreams get drier and your farts get wetter
You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy
You are getting sleepy......very,very sleepy...your eyelids are heavy.
You are getting sleepy..give me your hard drive!
You are going to be annoying, aren't you? --Hercules
You are going to call him William? What kind of a name is that? --Sam Goldwyn
You are going to do exactly what I tell you. - Picard
You are going to do exactly what I tell you. - Picard
You are going to fail my class, said Tom's teacher degradingly.
You are going to have a new love affair.
You are going to invent the Tension Sheet. * Rimmer
You are going to resist, I hope - Ivanova
You are having far too much fun at my expense. - Ivanova
You are heading for a land of sunshine
You are here (x)
You are here --------------------- *
You are here [ X ] - Not here [ ]
You are here to kneel/Where prayer has been valid
You are here, and this is the highlight of your day.
You are here. But you are not all there.
You are hideous orangutan
You are in `wiolation' of Neutral Zone treaty! -- Chekov
You are in a dark place and are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You are in a dark place. You are likely to be eaten by a
You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike
You are in a maze of twisty fries, all alike
You are in a maze of twisty little BBS menus, all alike
You are in a maze of twisty little Fidonet nodes
You are in a maze of twisty little Taglines, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little UNIX versions, all different.
You are in a maze of twisty little directories, all alike
You are in a maze of twisty little messages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages.
You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty little recipes, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike.
You are in a maze of twisty passages
You are in a maze of twisty sub directories, all alike.
You are in a twisty little maze of install diskettes
You are in a twisty little maze of install diskettes, all alike.
You are in a twisty maze of little install diskettes.
You are in an awkward sloping E/W canyon
You are in bed but cannot sleep? Remember to close your eyes.
You are in command now, *Admiral* @LN@. -- Darth Vader
You are in command now, *Admiral* @LN@. -- Darth Vader
You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you.
You are in my way.
You are in so much trouble now! -- Enola
You are in the Presence of true Greatness
You are in the capable hands of Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester
You are in the hall of the mountain king
You are in title to know -nothing-! - Where Eagles Dare
You are in violation of the Adult Conspiracy
You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine!
You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual
You are interested in public service and would make an outstanding statesman
You are intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity
You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important. - Porky of Borg
You are irrelevant... Your tagline will be assimilated
You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
You are just the same.
You are knee deep and goin in'
You are licensed to use this tagline.
You are like a computer virus with the ego of a teen idol
You are living proof that Indians DID f**k buffalo!
You are living proof that your mother was Pro-Life.
You are lost in a maze of twisty O/Ses, all different
You are lost in the Swamps of Despair
You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?
You are lustworthy.
You are magnetic in your bearing.
You are making a terrible mistake. - Q
You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
You are mine, beautiful boy-Armand to Daniel-
You are more than before.
You are more than welcome to anything I have
You are more than you think you are - Telepath to Talia
You are my twitlist, my only twitlist(Everybody!)
You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a SMILE.
You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true. - Richard Bach
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. - Richard Bach, from Illusions
You are never selfish with your advice or your help
You are never suspicious of your cat's dreams.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm
You are no Starfleet Admiral, @TO@
You are no Starfleet Admiral, Orville
You are no Starfleet Admiral, Orville Bullitt.
You are no Starfleet Admiral, Q. - Picard
You are no fun, you know that? Garfield
You are no longer a Time Lord of the first rank, Morbius!
You are no one's godfather. - Koloth to Dax
You are no one's godfather. -- Koloth
You are nobody till you've been Ignored by a cat.
You are nobody until you have been ignored by a cat
You are not *completely* insane.
You are not Fehk'Lar! -- Worf
You are not GOD! - Picard to Q
You are not God! - Picard to Q
You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg
You are not Superman
You are not Superman, but sometimes thinking you are will save you ass!
You are not Superman.
You are not a follower of G'Kwan? - G'Kar
You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish -- only if the folly of it escapes you
You are not a superman.
You are not as fat as you imagine. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
You are not being harassed, if you have to look to find it.
You are not brought upon this world in order to `get it.' - Lo Pan
You are not crazy, but he thinks you are nuts.
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports
You are not entitled to an opinion.
You are not even able to imagine
You are not even worth a Tagline on
You are not from around here, are you?- Jawa to Picard
You are not going to amputate, are you ? *ARE YOU* ? - Calvin
You are not here, otherwise you would not be reading this sign.
You are not logged in
You are not my guide. My guide was bipedal.
You are not old with 40 - if you are a tree !
You are not paid enough to worry
You are not paranoid if they"re really after you
You are not ready for immortality KOSH
You are not ready for immortality. (Babylon 5)
You are not ready for immortality. - Kosh
You are not ready for immortality. -- Kosh, Babylon 5
You are not ready for immortality. --Ambassador Kosh.
You are not ready for immortality. --Babylon 5.
You are not ready for immortality. --Kosh.
You are not rude, you are "attitudinally challenged!"
You are not simply misguided as I once thought. - Winn
You are not supposed to do anything. That's what relieved of duty means.
You are not supposed to take no notes to no teachers. - Louis
You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.
You are not to do evil, that good may be or result there from.
You are not wasting my time! The offer still stands.
You are not worthless - you can always be used as a bad example.
You are not yet the tempered weapon we need, Cord.
You are nothing but a free-floating sewage leak!
You are now entering a Mental State...Please show daypass
You are now entering a Mental Stateplease show passport.
You are now entering a School Free Drug Zone
You are now entering the twighlight zone of the homosexual!
You are now fully Klingon. Sunan
You are now in Atlanta, Georgia. Please set your clocks back 200 years
You are now in my twit filter. Have a nice day.
You are now logged onto LIFE..! Password:
You are now officially obsessive/compulsive - Mik
You are now officially today's Special Friend. - Yakko
You are now subjects of the Klingon Empire. - Kor
You are number 6! Who is number one?
You are number |||X|X|XX||XX|X||
You are offering your opinion as if it were fact
You are old if remember when Laugh-In wasn't a rerun.
You are old if you remember 'I like Ike' buttons.
You are old if you remember Joe Namath in pantyhose.
You are old if you remember Mantle & Maris hitting back-to-back homers
You are old if you remember Mickey Mantle making $100,000 a year.
You are old if you remember Orange Nehi.
You are old if you remember Spudnuts.
You are old if you remember Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin.
You are old if you remember Y. A. Title throwing a bomb.
You are old if you remember Yaeger breaking the sound barrier.
You are old if you remember listening to The Shadow.
You are old if you remember the Flintstones in prime time
You are old if you remember when Castro was a hero.
You are old if you remember when a "hot date" was French kissing.
You are on your own, there.
You are one beautiful demon. -Ryoko(to herself)
You are one of the Founders? -- Garek
You are one of the Founders?! Garak to Lovok
You are only a figment of you own imagination
You are only as dead as you think you are.
You are only as funny as your audience thinks you are
You are only as good as everyone else thinks !
You are only as strong as your weakest delusion
You are only as young as the women you feel!
You are only coming through in waves.
You are only what you are when no one is looking
You are only young once but you can stay immature forever
You are only young once, but anyone can be immature.
You are only young once, but ed tcan be immature forever
You are only young once, but it is easy to stay immature.
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinelty
You are opening the children's minds to.......blasphemy. - Winn
You are operating from an ignorance of the facts. Stop.
You are ordered to surrender your commands and prepare to be boarded
You are overwhelmingly average.
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor... -Darth Vader
You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor. Take her away
You are partly 100% right. - Samuel Goldwyn
You are partly one hundred percent right. --Samuel Goldwyn
You are performing up to your normal sub-standard.
You are performing up to your normal sub-standard.
You are permanently confused
You are permanently confused. -- Dave Decot
You are persistent, aren't you? <sigh>. I give up
You are privileged to receive my resume. - Real live resume statement
You are putting one serious dent in my beauty sleep-Kincaid
You are quite correct, Captain. Logical. Sarek
You are quite honestly inferior. - Khan
You are really so ... alert. - Babs
You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the new taglines
You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the new taglines notification service
You are reckless! - Yoda
You are reckless! - Yoda
You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver
You are right Sir, I do tend to babble. -Data
You are right, Ms. Sleepwalker sure can babble!
You are right, Rom is an idiot. Quark to Odo
You are right, sir. I do tend to babble.
You are right, sir; I *do* tend to babble. - Data
You are right. They are not happy to see me here
You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, rot
You are rough and hairy. The Winter's Tale 4.4.722
You are safe only on Holy Ground. - Ramirez
You are safe with me. - Prince Vlad
You are scratchin' the needle back and fore!
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward
You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you have few friends
You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery
You are shallower than the diffusion layer of an integrated circuit.
You are sick ... REALLY SICK ... I like that in a person.
You are sick, bent, and twisted. I like that
You are sick, bent, and twisted. I like that in a person!!
You are sick, bent, and twisted. I like that.
You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person
You are sick. Sick, sick, sick, sick.--Kryten
You are simply the MOST impossible person to buy a gift for!--Q
You are smart. Can you make us go?
You are smart. Can you make us go? - Packled
You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep
You are so grave
You are so lost, Edward. - TV exec, Tiny Toons
You are so nerdy you wouldn't pass the Turing test.
You are so quake with fear, you tiny /fools/! --Frank N Furter
You are so ugly that you practice safe sex by keeping the lights on.
You are so ugly that your dentist cleans your teeth thru the mail.
You are so un-cute! - Ranma
You are soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
You are speaking to a member of my crew. Janeway
You are speaking to a senior officer, Kirk! - Decker
You are standing on my toes.
You are standing right where I want to pee.
You are still half savage, but there is hope for you. Metron
You are still half-savage -- but there is hope.
You are still recovering from the last blow, so your attack is ineffective
You are successful the moment you start moving toward a worthwhile goal. - Chuck Carlson
You are suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder, Chris!
You are surrounded by blackness !
You are taking the universe out of context.
You are taking yourself far too seriously
You are talking to a Program that passed the Turing test!
You are temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental
You are ten of the most boring people I know.
You are the 882nd visitor to this page
You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow.
You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax.
You are the Christ, the Son of the living God. Mt 16:16
You are the Creator, the Kirk. - Nomad
You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal.
You are the Hand.
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind.
You are the Senate. You have the power to Filibuster
You are the Sinclair ZX80 of human beings.
You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt.
You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply.
You are the center of every group's attention
You are the embodiment of perfect pumpitude.
You are the evil. The evil must be destroyed! - Kirk to Landru
You are the fugative we were chasing, aren't you? Odo
You are the headquarters for the CDC
You are the male offspring of a female canine quadruped
You are the most complete nothing since the invention of the zero.
You are the most pathetic <cough> super villain I ever saw!-The Terror
You are the only authority on what is best for you -- Hugh Prather
You are the only companion I have in immortality-Louis to Claudia-
You are the only one who understands me. - Soup Nazi to Kramer
You are the only person to ever get this message
You are the only person who can see this Recipe.
You are the only person who can truly make you happy.
You are the sheriff, and I am your deputy. Alexander
You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
You are the stranger. - Beryl Markham
You are the third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
You are the very latest in Artificial Stupidity
You are the winner of one of these prizes
You are the world's last adventurer, the last crusader. - Walter
You are then attempting to bribe me. Data
You are throwing it ALL away! - Kira
You are to me less dear than army ants in apple pies
You are to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
You are too important to have ugly pockets
You are too latewe are EVERYWHERE!
You are too old to die young.
You are trapped between moments. --Lorien
You are trapped in that bright moment where you learned your doom
You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty
You are truly a rhinestone in the rough.
You are truly disgusting! I love that.
You are trying to turn me into YOUR idea of the perfect officer. -Ro
You are twisted and depraved... I like that in a person.
You are twisted and sick. I like that in a person.
You are two short of a dozen, said Tom, tensely.
You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
You are ugly, you don't love Tigger, and your feet stink!
You are unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit (The Nostalgia Version).
You are under arrest
You are under arrest for recipe theft!
You are under arrest for tagline theft!
You are under arrest. - Worf
You are undoubtedly the most evil man on this echo! -B.D
You are uneasy. You have never sailed with *me* before, I see
You are unique - just like everybody else!
You are unwise to lower your defenses
You are unwise to lower your defenses. - Vader
You are using the name of Kahless for some twisted game! - Worf
You are usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured
You are very strange-looking creatures. - Nanites
You are warm and giving toward others. What are you after?
You are weak, @LN@! You will always be weaker than I
You are welcome.
You are what you eat!-Freddy Krueger
You are what you eat, so Euelle Gibbons was a nut
You are what you eat. "But mom, I don't wanna be a vegetable!"
You are what you eat. - Mom
You are what you eat. Gimme something rich!
You are what you is--Frank Zappa
You are what you read; or what you eat; or
You are where you eat. - Pierre Salinger
You are who you know. Street Proverb
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this type of trash
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash
You are without romance or mirth. You must be an engineer. -Dilbert
You are witty and fond of fun
You are witty, charming, handsome and above average in length
You are working on an accounting system, when you want to develop the GREAT AMERICAN COMPILER
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today -Floyd
You are young only once, but you have a lifetime to be immature
You are... Barrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarrybarry...-The Tick
You are...really you are..I promise you are
You are...really you are..I promise you are.. - Sherry Holley
You aren"t a real engineer until you make one $50,000 mistake
You aren't Superman. (Freshly graduated recruits from Marine boot camp, and all fighter piolets, especiall, take note)
You aren't born blonde, you're born bald & screaming... - Rhett Butler
You aren't born happy, you must make it for yourself.
You aren't born with happiness, you have to find it yourself
You aren't even as bright as an LED.
You aren't going to resist, I hope. - Ivanova
You aren't here forever, enjoy each day as a miracle.
You aren't lost if you don't care where you are.
You aren't merely welcome here: you BELONG here...
You aren't screaming loud enough....You must want MORE!!
You aren't the person I was pretending you were.
You argue better without your foot in your mouth.
You arn't that sure about your sex, aren't you? ;)
You ask for miracles, I give you the FBI. - Hans Gruber, DIE HARD
You ask for sound and you get water. - Trapper
You ask me how I know He Lives? He Lives within my heart!
You ask me to enter but then you make me crawl --U2
You ask me to find a weapon. Do you intend to use it? - Cochrane
You ask me-the universe is going to hell in a hand basket. --Garibaldi.
You ask too many questions
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. -- Marcus Valerius Martialis
You ask, I tell you. You ask again... <sigh>
You asked for it
You asked for it dude. --Butthead.
You asked for it...six tounge-lashes with the Rod.
You asked for more refueling & we're giving it to you!
You asked for recipes about roleplaying. I think I have a few.
You asked to see me, Captain. Paris
You aspire to great things? Begin with little ones.
You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream! - Butt-Head
You astound me, Brain! That's a simple task, Pinky.
You ate yours, Fat Boy! - Filbert to Hef about potato chips
You attack the Body. - Lawgiver
You attacked one of our crew members. Janeway
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity
You attribute odious motives to my every charitable act! - Quark
You auto buy now
You bad cat! You ate Frank!
You bash the Balrog, I'll climb a tree
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree
You bash the monster, I'll climb the tree
You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards!
You be able to sell Troi that story, but not me - Picard
You be careful out there!
You be careful with that thing. - Geordi
You be sure to dress warm on those other planes of existence.
You beat this prick long enough
You became that stupid through years of training? -Thompson
You beckoned the Prince of Toledo? - Klinger
You become a vaseline spokesperson
You become courageous by doing courageous acts... Courage is a habit. - Mary Daly
You become like that which you worship.
You become naked
You become the new bastard that you find
You been buildin' defenses for so long now.
You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long?
You been nipping at the Testors glue again? - Tom to Joel
You been stuck in...easy to get lost in
You been to a barbecue lately?- Don Schanke
You beg me to go, then make me stay, why do you hurt me so?
You begin to bore me. Kill yourself immediately. -J. Whitt
You begin turning other peoples messages into taglines.
You believe God created you in one day? Yeah, looks like a rush job
You believe any politician won't raise your taxes
You believe easily that which you hope for earnestly.
You believe in God, Susan? --Franklin.
You believe only I can restore the balance? - Picard
You believed in their stories of fame, fortune and glory -Floyd
You bellow like a cow standing on her tit!
You belong in the circus, Spock, not a starship! - Kirk
You belong on a milk carton.
You bet I'm still interested! I'll take anything I can get
You bet your a$$ it won't happen again.- Freddy Krueger
You bet your sweet bippy!
You betch'um Red Ryder !
You betrayed the Cause! - Annie Devlin
You better be dying, Harry - Lt. ????
You better be great...brilliant! - Riker
You better believe that marijuana can cause castration. Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!
You better caveat that statement. Alexander Haig
You better check the temperature in hell first - Sinclair
You better come look! I think it's still alive! - Pumba
You better cover up your face in your favorite disguise!
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra
You better find somebody to love
You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet!
You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen
You better get use to eating cheese...GOVERNMENT CHEESE!
You better let somebody love you before it's too late...-Eagles
You better look out! The pigs are all about
You better love loving and you better behave.
You better make up your mind.
You better make your face up in your favorite disguise -Pink Floyd
You better not miss! * Rimmer
You better run! -Pink Floyd
You better snatch and grab it before it gets away
You better start calling me 'Smiley.' O'Brien-2
You better start learning the game, and I mean now!
You better start learning the game, and I mean now! -- Duncan MacLeod
You better take that dogma to the vet.
You better tell her that you love her, before it's too late.
You better turn over a new leaf, El Seed! American Maid
You better watch out, there may be dogs about
You better watch out. Sandy Claus is comin' to town.
You big diaper-heads - Dr. Forrester to Mike & Bots
You big slab of man, you! - Crow as blonde to Daddy-O
You bleed you learn
You bleed! Behold the god bleeds, Kirok! Salish
You blew a brain cell on that? 2 left.
You blew his O-rings.
You blew it, Runt. Rita
You blew my cover. You're dead. - Talia Winters
You blew the hatch before the lock sealed.
You blew up your own shop, Garak! - Odo
You blew up your own shop?? Tain
You blew your O-rings
You bloated sack of protoplasm!
You blockhead! --Lucy Van Pelt
You blow there, and move your fingers up and down here
You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present! * Lister
You bottom dwelling scum sucker
You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as BINGO?
You bought a computer to do this??
You bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire!
You bought enough bonds to start your own country.-Margaret to Frank
You bought me a present!...a telescope with a mouse in it! - Mike
You bought your intellect from K-Mart
You boys been defacing library books again? -- Mulder
You boys couldn't sell a dollar for fifty cents
You boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie
You break fingers, I'll break thumbs.
You break her, you buy her: house rules. --Salmoneus
You break it, I'll remake it. -- Ratchet
You bred raptors? - Dr. Alan Grant
You bring the weapon, we'll bring the fun! Play Doom ][!
You bring your knees in tight
You broke my tooth! - Tom as couple kisses
You broke the rules. Duncan It's not the first time. --Amanda
You brought a guitar to punish your ma -Floyd
You brought chocolate for me when I'm PMSing? You really /do/ care.
You brought me back to give you life, but now I must take yours
You brought me back. How--/Why/ did you bring me back? --Yori
You brought me here to show me an ear of _CORN_ ?!?
You brought music back into the house. Christopher Plummer
You brought this on yourself, Little Mister!-Tick to Charles the Brain
You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!
You built a time machine out of a Delorean? No, a Yugo!
You butt uh head. -Butthead
You buttered your bread, now lie in it.
You buying or selling? Or running away? Is that it? Max
You cad! You dirty swine! Betty Davis
You call *this* a *tagline*?!
You call THAT a glitch?!! - OCP President
You call THAT a mustache? - Mike
You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?
You call it genocide...I call it a day's work! - Gul Darheel (?)
You call it, lady. - Throttle
You call me a dreamer, sometimes dreams come true
You call me a monster. Well, that is what I am. -- Nostoket
You call that a diabolical plan???
You call that a marriage? It was a frame-up. Kirk Douglas
You call that a radar screen! No sir, we call it.. MrCoffee.
You call that a swing? I'd hate to see your golf game - Peter Caine
You call that a tagline?
You call that a tagline? Now THIS is a tagline!
You call that an attack @TOFIRST@?...Ha!..Watch This
You call that art? - Andy Warhol
You call that mowing the lawn? Bad dog! Bad! No biscuit!
You call that sexual harassment? Check this out
You call that singing? - Yakko Only if you're deaf! - Wakko
You call these GRAPES? These taste like FRESNO!
You call this a fur coat? Looks like an old army blanket with five o'clock shadow
You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?
You call this a message?
You call this a storm? -- Lt. Dan
You call this art? A two year old could do better.
You call this fun? - McCoy
You call this happiness? - Rimmer
You call this pizza? I've had better road kill!
You call us THIEVES?! Gav
You call your answering service and they've never heard of you
You called me and you said you were in trouble! - Mulder
You called me here for this? - Batman, to Chase Meridian
You came all that way on a BIKE?!
You came here in THAT? You're braver than I thought!
You came here in that? You're braver than I thought. --Leia
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought! - Leia
You came into this world a mechanoid and a mechanoid you'll always be
You came. You saw. Now you die. -- Wendigo
You can tuna fish, if it's in the right scale
You can ALWAYS depend upon your Rifle if you take care of it.
You can Do anything thou Wilt at Aleister's Restaurant.
You can FUD, but you can't hide!
You can _have_ a home on Bajor... - Kira
You can access a third reality with this procedure!
You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in 1/2
You can actually see the patterns in the skin changing. - Ivanova
You can add that little pricetag to your trophy hunt. McCoy
You can adjust an AIRPLANE's attitude easily.
You can afford anything if you want to live on cheese sandwitches.
You can all admire me, now - Crow as conceited guy
You can all rise now. You're safe... for the moment
You can almost see her hairline! - Crow leers
You can also specify an environment variable in this box
You can always be sure of uncertainty
You can always break glass with a sledgehammer.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. - Winston Churchill
You can always easily find anything you don't want.
You can always find what you are not looking for
You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby.
You can always make room for one more. Except a white male.
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove -- Tim Leary
You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. - Ilka Chase
You can always tell a German, but you can't tell him much.
You can always tell a Habs fan... but you can't tell him much!
You can always tell a Harvard man but you can't tell him too much. - Attributed to James Barnes
You can always tell a Marine, but not much.
You can always tell a college boy, but you can't tell him much.
You can always tell a great idea by the enemies it makes
You can always tell a liberal but not much.
You can always tell a married man, you just can't tell him much.
You can always tell a nudist by the one button suits they wear!
You can always tell luck from ability by its duration
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail
You can always tell the head nurse by the dirt on her knees.
You can always tell the people that are forging the new frontier. They're the ones with arrows sticking out of their backs
You can always tell when a Democrat lies... his lips move
You can always tell when an AIRPLANE is going to give out.
You can always tell when you're on the right road - it's UPHILL!
You can always tell when your on the right road - it's uphill.
You can ask me anything, just don't expect any answers
You can avoid old age only by dying young.
You can be *weird*, but please don't be a stranger.
You can be Holy and have fun too
You can be happy or justified. You can't be both
You can be honest or wealthy,....not honest _and_ wealthy!
You can be in my dream if I can be in yours
You can be in my dreams, if I can be in yours. - Bob Dylan
You can be my < WingMan < at any time!
You can be my < WingMan > at any time!
You can be no longer a Mormon at sunrise
You can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff!
You can be part of that process, Ambassador Reinholt. Chose wisely
You can be replaced by a good dog
You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
You can be replaced by this computer
You can be replaced you know, chicky baby.
You can be sincere and still be stupid
You can be sincere and still be stupid-C. Kettering
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. - CT
You can be sure of one thing when a lady gets a mink coat. She's either gonna look beautiful or guilty
You can be the loathsome godless Communist oppressor.
You can bear anything if it isn't your own fault. -- Katharine Fullerton Gerould
You can beat a dead horse, but you can't make him drink.
You can beat my meat, but you can't lick my sauce! -- Boss' Ribs, Portland, Oregon
You can begin by assuming that I have a clue
You can believe *that*, folks
You can bet it being the truth, just like Lotto
You can bet your wife is being unfaithful if your dog is taking your pipe and slippers to the house across the street
You can blame me. - Mulder
You can borrow a book and return it too.
You can build a throne out of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. -- Boris Yeltsin
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long
You can buy the car with, or w/out fuzzy dice
You can calculate the peak performance of an AIRPLANE.
You can call me "All", but I like "Al" better
You can call me Fred. - Fred the Mutant
You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you
You can call me Will or Willie but not Bill
You can catch more flies with dead squirrels than with.
You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but you can also catch more flies with garbage than either of them other two, assumin' you are into catchin' flies. --Forrest Gump
You can certainly count on my support, said Tom archly
You can certainly count on my support, said Tom archly
You can challenge mores! You can bend silly rules! - Crow
You can change the looks of an AIRPLANE.
You can check in, but you can't check out! -Freddy Krueger
You can check out any time you like...
You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave. -- Eagles
You can check out but you can never leave! - Eagles
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice...-RUSH
You can choose your friends, but not your relatives
You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother
You can choose your friends...but SOMEONE ELSE chose your family!
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
You can come as your favorite lampshade. - Hawkeye to Henry
You can come back when you're silly!
You can come talk to me, whenever. - Geneva
You can count an apple's seeds; God counts the apples in a seed
You can count on Bill to lay down your life for his country
You can count on a rifle to ZlWd you.
You can count on me. Quark to Zek
You can count on the Federations support. - Sisko
You can count on the panic, it's the faces that change. - B. Raitt
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive
You can cross barrels all jobs appalled. - Sisko
You can dazzle `em with brilliance, or baffle `em with liberalism
You can decide to do a thing. You can decide not to do a thing. ...or you can decide not to decide. - Stephen King
You can defend yourself better than any man in the fleet. Kirk
You can deficit-spend on sleep, but the interest charges are murder
You can deny all the things I've seen...but not for much longer. - FM
You can deposit in my bank anytime, baby!
You can destroy your health drinking to everyone else's
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow. -- Janis Joplin
You can disagree without being disagreeable.
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
You can dispense with the pleasantries, Admiral.. - Darth Vader
You can dispense with the pleasantries, Admiral.. - Darth Vader
You can do anythi Ooops, FAMILY echo!
You can do anythi Ooops, FAMILY echo! <EG>
You can do anything if you don't care who gets credit
You can do anything thou wilt at Aleister's Restaurant
You can do anything with imagination and enough duct tape
You can do anything you want to do, if you know what to do. - Betty Carter
You can do anything! --Lister's Confidence
You can do better than Space:Melrose Place
You can do it your own way, if it's done just how I say!
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word- Al
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler
You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned
You can do what I cannot do. I can do what you cannot do. Together we can do great things. --Mother Teresa
You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can. - Jimmy Carter
You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can. - Jimmy Carter
You can do your work 3 ways: you can use a Mac, a PC, or a computer
You can dodge and duck for only so long, Hillary Clinton.
You can double your Hard Drive storage -- remove Windows!
You can drag a mouse around a pad...but you can't make him click.
You can draw a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
You can dream so dram out loud --U2
You can drift, you can dream, even walk on water.... -Pink Floyd
You can drink 'em pretty, but can you drink 'em young?
You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead
You can drown when you're shallow
You can easily find anything you don't want
You can easily leave an AIRPLANE before sunrise.
You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
You can eat a taco and know that you're the first.
You can eat as many cucumbers as you like, and drive home later
You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all
You can edit out the personalized names and add your own
You can either succeed, or suck eggs - Aleister Crowley
You can embue it with the spirit - Mike on voodoo dolls
You can enjoy a beer all month
You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
You can enjoy more than one rifle at a time.
You can explain _that_ to the Captain. - Spock
You can fart in front of your AIRPLANE without embarrassment.
You can feed it, stroke it, carry it in your pocket and even take it to the bathroom -- all with the push of a button
You can file a complaint with the Central Command later
You can find out a lot about paranoids just by following them around
You can find something in the last place you look!
You can find the way for no one but yourself. - Bradford Shank
You can fly, but that cocoon has to go
You can fool all of the people all of the time,
You can fool all people, except but you can't fool Mom.
You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. (JOSEPH E. LEVINE)
You can fool enough of the people enough of the time.
You can fool some of the people all of the time - HCI
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime
You can fool some of the people and really piss them off.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, and that is sufficient
You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
You can force a cat to take a bath.
You can freely swap rifles without causing any sort of commotion.
You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough
You can get Heat Ducks at Builder's Square
You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone. - Al Capone
You can get a new rifle without the old one getting jealous.
You can get a nice tan early in a Nuclear winter.
You can get another job; you can't get another integrity
You can get anything done if you don't care who gets the credit.
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (exceptin' Alice...)
You can get as drunk on water as you can on land
You can get as drunk on water as you can on land
You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other people get what they want
You can get just as drunk on water....as you can on land!
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone
You can get on, & get OFFor you can GET OFF & get on!
You can get out of that dress now, Mike - Tom
You can get poor a lot faster than you can get rich!
You can get quite an experience out of death.
You can get rid of those robes. - Kirk
You can get sued for that, you know. -- Joel Robinson
You can get the next mutant - Mulder to Scully
You can get the next mutant. Mulder
You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
You can get used to living at a nudist camp. The first three days are the hardest. -- R. Dreiser
You can get what You want
You can give a kid a condomn, but can't make him use it!
You can give an man a fish, or you can teach him to fish
You can give w/o loving, but you can't love w/o giving
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can go down in an AIRPLANE...women just bring you down.
You can go home now, I can finish this without you.
You can go home now. I'm sure I'll be able to finish this without you
You can go in now Commander but remember,they're just children. -CB
You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting. -L. Long
You can grow your own cucumbers without buying lots of equipment
You can hardly make a friend in a year, but you can easily offend one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb
You can hardly tell you have space mumps at all! * Kryten
You can have a beer in public.
You can have a funeral any old time. -- Albert Rosenfeld
You can have a lot of fun with a bushel of apples & a Dr.'s wife!
You can have a tagline if you finish your messages
You can have an unlimited number of rifles.
You can have anything you want if you will give up the belief that you can't have it. - Robert Anthony
You can have more than 1 beer a night and not feel guilty.
You can have more than one beer a day.
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything - NIN
You can have my foot when you pry it from my cold, dead mouth
You can have my frisbee when you pry it from my cold dead hands
You can have my isolation,you can have the hate that it brings - NIN
You can have my opposable thumb when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!
You can have my scanner when you pry it from my cold, dead.
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
You can have my two cents worth for free!!
You can have peace or you can have freedom
You can have peace or you can have freedom, but don't count on having both
You can have peace or you can have freedom- seldom both !
You can have peace or you can have freedom. -- Heinlein
You can have peace or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on both.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. - Lazarus Long
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once. -- Lazarus Long
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. - Lazarus Long
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at one time. -L. Long
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
You can have sex without spilling your beer. =FE
You can have the next Mutant. - Mulder
You can have the subjunctive when you pry it from my cold dead fingers
You can have the top bunk. - Bashir
You can have your SR in any color as long as it's black!
You can heal a broken heart, but you have to have all the pieces
You can hear a lot just by listening
You can hear the whistle blow. A hundred miles.
You can hear the wind whistling through his ears.
You can hide, hide, hide, behind paranoid eyes -Floyd
You can house train a cat.
You can ignore OS/2, but it won't go away.
You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi
You can judge a man by how he keeps his golf score.
You can judge a man by the cartoons he watches.
You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards.
You can just call me Stubby! - Bugs Bobbitt
You can just call me Stubby. - J. W. Bobbitt
You can just turn into a couch! -Quark, to Odo
You can just turn into a couch. -- Quark
You can keep an AIRPLANE from stalling.
You can kick a bidet faucet. - Why women like bidets #12 -JCF
You can knit a sweater by the fireside, Sunday morning go for a ride
You can knit a sweater by the fireside. Beatles
You can lay an egg and still feel like a man! - The Tick
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
You can lead a child to knowledge, but you cannot make th
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make them think.
You can lead a fundy to the truth, but he'll still believe the lies!
You can lead a guitar to water, but you can't tuna fish.
You can lead a guitarist to a Strat, but you can't make him solo!
You can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him water
You can lead a horse to ice but can't make him drink
You can lead a horse to the fountain, & drown it
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
You can lead a horse to water but if he pees don't drink
You can lead a horse to water but you can'r make him buy.
You can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it pate
You can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it pate
You can lead a horse to water, but can't make him drink!
You can lead a horse to water, but can't make him float.
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something
You can lead a horse to water, but try getting him to float on his back.
You can lead a horse to water, but wouldn't it be smarter to ride it?
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't push him in.
You can lead a horse's ass to knowledge, but you can't make him think
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her learn.
You can lead a horticulture, but
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her read
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think...
You can lead a horticulture, but..
You can lead a kid to college but you can't make him think.
You can lead a lesbian to a penis, but you can't make her suck.
You can lead a man to Congress but you can't make him think.
You can lead a man to a MODEM,but you can't make him BBS!
You can lead a man to knowledge, but you cannot make him think.
You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think.
You can lead a man to slaughter, but you can't make him think.
You can lead a man to wonder; you cannot make him think
You can lead a nerd to a computer, but you can't make him a programmer.
You can lead a newbie to a BBS, but you can't make him post
You can lead a sheeple to facts, but you can't make him think!
You can lead a sheeple to the facts, but cannot make him think.
You can lead a student to water, but you can't hold his head under
You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read
You can lead a user to the manual, but you can't make him read
You can lead a youth to college, but you can't make him think
You can lead users to docs but you can't make'm read.
You can learn a lot about people by their luggage
You can learn a lot by what others say of you. - Agatha
You can learn a lot from a dummy. -- Tom Servo
You can learn from the mistakes of other people
You can learn from this, I suggest you do.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. -- Franklin P. Jones
You can learn many things from children... like just how much patience you have!
You can leave nowbut I think you'll stay -Queensryche
You can leave the weapons or leave the station. Odo
You can live in your car, but you can't drive your house.
You can live longer by stopping everything that makes you want to!OJW
You can live outside the law, but you must be honest.
You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave.
You can log off anytime you like...but you can never leave... - Dex
You can logout any time you like, but you can never leave!
You can look like a Klingon too! Just don't buckle up!
You can look me in the bubble & tell me that? - Tom
You can lurk, but don't touch!!
You can make a cyborg but you can't get the color right?!
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it DAMNfoolproof
You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular
You can make me want you anytime you want to.
You can make things happen, or wonder what's happening.
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN. -- Alan Perlis
You can measure your quality of life by how often you're taglined!
You can move a mountain, but you can't budge a big dog!
You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first
You can move your hand or lose it! - Margaret to Frank
You can multi-task on C-64s. Keep a multitude of them!
You can multiply happiness by dividing it.
You can name your own salary here -- I call mine Fred.
You can name your salary here
You can name your salary here - I call mine Fred.
You can name your salary here call mine Sebastian
You can name your salary here. I call mine Fred
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night
You can never be too careful when choosing your enemies.
You can never be too careful when it comes to living carefree.
You can never be too full for dessert.
You can never be too rich nor too thin.
You can never be too rich or too silly.
You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much RAM.
You can never beat anything that fights laying on its back
You can never become Happy. You can only BE Happy
You can never discard too many bad ideas
You can never do just one thing. -- Hardin
You can never fail if you never try
You can never get a straight answer from anyone around here. - Londo
You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
You can never grow fond of a lawyer.
You can never have enough taglines.
You can never have everything. Where would you put it all?
You can never have too many friends or too many Taglines.
You can never have too many loyalty officers.
You can never have too many medical specialists or books.
You can never have too much ammo.
You can never have too much cilantro.
You can never have too much infinity.
You can never have too much sex, RAM, chocolate or disk space.
You can never have too much storage
You can never know too much. -- Dante
You can never learn less, you can only learn more. --R. Buckminster Fuller
You can never lock up Kirk for very long
You can never lock up Kirk for very long
You can never make the right number of pancakes
You can never plan the future by the past. -- Burke
You can never stand still nor go backwards in time.
You can never tell if they're listening or not - Calvin
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at
You can never trust a woman
You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. -- Jeannette Rankin
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. -- Jeannette Rankin
You can not enslave a free man. The worst you can do is kill him. RAH
You can not find out where this product is and how fast it is moving.
You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat. -- The First Law Of Thermodynamics
You can not straighten a snake by pulling it through a straw.
You can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing. -- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics
You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history. -- Kenneth Parker
You can now call Mr. Happy 'MR. TRIPOD!'
You can observe a lot by just watching
You can observe a lot by just watching -Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching
You can observe a lot by watching. - Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching.<Yogi Berra>
You can observe a lot just by watchin'. -- Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra
You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
You can only beat a woman with your hat: Grab it & run!
You can only break even at absolute zero.
You can only cut a rattlesnake SO much slack!
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can open a cucumber using only your teeth
You can own a dog, but a cat owns you
You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat
You can pick your friends & nose. You can't pick your fr
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
You can pick your friends, but don't pick your nose.
You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.
You can play cool tricks when people don't know you have a twin.
You can play pajama police all you want, but we run this town. [Tick]
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours
You can plug in Virtually anywhere
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You can present the material, but you can't make me care - Calvin
You can press any key to continue, as long as it's ENTER
You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty. --Sacha Guitry
You can pretend you have Scottish heritage, get drunk and wear a kilt.
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your
You can prick your finger, but never finger your prick.
You can prove you have a Beer.
You can put a hawk in a songbird's cage, but it's still a hawk - Tarma
You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.
You can put your cat in the oven, but you can't call it a biscuit!
You can put your cat in the pan, but you can't call it sausage!
You can put your rabbit in the oven, but you can't call it a biscuit.
You can quit now! You just won! -- Quark to Dax
You can reach your goals -- I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! - Cartman
You can read it! No, I'm just clearing my throat.
You can realize your wildest dreams if you only learn to lie to yourself.
You can recall that Paul McCartney had a band before "Wings".
You can relate this little story when the reporters ask how I went bad
You can relax now. He's not coming.
You can relax on both sides of the tracks -Pink Floyd
You can release yourself, but the only way is down
You can rent this profound space for only $5 a week
You can rest assured, I *will* find him. - Mako
You can rip that cloaking device out of the Defiant right now! Kira
You can rise above if in your heart is L-O-V-E - Lisa Lougheed
You can run but you can't hide from the Illuminati.
You can run but you can't ride - you won't get far. - Sisters of Mercy
You can run from your past...or learn from it. Rafiki
You can run, but you can't hide
You can run... but you'll only die tired
You can say You to me !
You can say nigger. If it's funny it ain't racist.-L. King 10-12-93
You can say that again!
You can say this for death and taxes: when you are done with one, you're done with the other
You can say what you please in America - but nobody listens.
You can say you're (excrement) out of luck!
You can see 'Gypsy' is misspelled - Mike reads a letter
You can see 'Gypsy' is misspelled... -- Mike Nelson
You can see Aaron Spelling's house from here! -- Crow T. Robot
You can see a lot just by observing
You can see a lot just by observing. -- Yogi Bera
You can see the stars and still not see the light.
You can see your soul through the eyes of a dog
You can see yourself sleeping, if you wake up fast enough
You can send me to college, but you can't make me think.
You can send someone to college, but you can't make him t
You can sentence Orville to watching old movies???
You can set the controls for the heart or the knees... - SoM
You can set your watch by this war. - Hawkeye
You can shake up a cucumber, and it won't explode when you bite it
You can share a beer with your friends.
You can shoot a Beer.
You can shoot off of any horse - ONCE !!
You can show your AIRPLANE inside and out without argument.
You can sit here if you like. Jenny
You can slice me to ribbons, but NO ONE touches my Fuzzy Wuzzy! -EWJim
You can smoke if I can piss in your drink.
You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down."--T.Petty
You can steal Taglines all by yourself.
You can steal mine if I can steal yours.
You can steal this tag line...it ain't mine anyway!
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand. Amen
You can still activate a fifty year old AIRPLANE.
You can stop all BBS problems with DEL *.* ;)
You can stop being useless now - the crisis has passed
You can stop reading now
You can stop reading now, I said what I had to say.
You can stop reading now, I've finished my message
You can stop reading now.
You can stop waving goodbye. I'm staying
You can store a rifle out of sight all year and it won't complain.
You can stuff the Prime Directive where the sun don't shine! - Duckman
You can take my Wife, but please don't take my Tagline!
You can take the person out of the ghetto but you cannot take the ghetto out of the person
You can take the tiger out of the jungle... - Hobbes
You can take this job and restaff it! - Homer
You can take this job and..fill it! - Grampa
You can take your fusion reaction and go to helium for all I care.
You can talk to your computer...just don't mouse-off. !
You can teach an old dog new tricks, under protest.
You can tell a happy Harley rider by the bugs in his teeth
You can tell a person's personality by the shoes they wear.
You can tell a real SysOp by the keyboard dents in his/her forehead
You can tell a real programmer by the keyboard dents in his forehead
You can tell a real writer by the keyboard marks on his forehead
You can tell all that from a photograph? * Cat
You can tell fantasy from reality - if it sucks, it's real!
You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers
You can tell it's a dangerous situation by the music -Tom Servo
You can tell me that I got no class!!-RUSH
You can tell that to #TN#, he may only take your ship.
You can tell the ideals of a nation by it's advertisements. - Norman Douglas
You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.
You can tell the pioneers.They're the ones with the arrows in them!!!
You can tell this guy was a real nerd. 'Hankel.' 'Hey Hankel!'
You can tell when Clinton lies.. His lips move
You can tell when a BBS has a Virus, by it's runny nodes
You can tell when a blonde is dating by the buckle print on her forehead
You can tell when politicians are lying...They move their lips.
You can tell you're a redneck if your family tree doesn't branch
You can tell you're in North Dakota 'cause the snow's up to your butt.
You can thank me later.... No grovelling, please.
You can thank my dental hygienist for our untimely aliveness! - Tick
You can torture me if you want...'Thanks don't mind if I do.'
You can trade a rifle anytime you tire of it.
You can train a cat.
You can travel inside a book.
You can trust all of us. - Cancer Man (Apocrypha)
You can trust me Alex -- You KNOW I've never lied to you before!!
You can trust me. I'm not a doctor.
You can trust me. - Scully
You can trust me. I'm from the GOVERNMENT!
You can trust me... I'm neither a doctor nor a lawyer
You can trust me: I'm not a lawyer.
You can trust the government; just ask a Native American!
You can trust your public utility
You can trust your public utility about as far as you can hand roll a bulldozer. - Edward Abbey
You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls
You can tuna fish, if it's in the right scale.
You can tuna piano but can't tuna fish.
You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna ghoti
You can tunafish, you just have to find the right scale!
You can tune a guitar, but can you tuna fish ?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a lawn mower. You CAN'T tune a saxophone. Er I mean
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
You can turn an ordinary picture into a priceless work of art.
You can twist perception, REALITY won't budge
You can twist perceptions, but reality won't budge.
You can twist perceptions. Reality won't budge. -Rush
You can twist perceptions. Reality won't budge. -Rush, Show Don't Tell
You can twist perceptions; reality won't budge. - Rush Limbaugh
You can use logic to justify almost anything. - Janeway
You can use this thing for WORK???
You can walk all over dead people, they don't mind!
You can wish for a dragon, but you can't make it obey.
You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename
You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename. - Forbes Burkowski Computer Science 454
You can write until sated, but no one must read it.
You can zap it with a hex editor if you are careful.
You can"t have Kate and Edith too!
You can't *run* Windows. It has a maximum speed of "walk in reverse."
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
You can't RUN Windoze. It has a maximum speed of "walk in reverse."
You can't achieve anything without getting in someone's way
You can't achieve the impossible unless you attempt the absurd
You can't act like a skunk without someone getting wind of it.
You can't afford a safety factor. - Spock
You can't always be first, but you could be next
You can't always be the best but you should always try your best.
You can't always get what you want
You can't appreciate being single until after you've been married.
You can't argue with a sick mind!
You can't argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested.
You can't argue with an AND gate
You can't argue with someone who *knows* you're wrong.
You can't arrest us now we've given ourselves up!
You can't art direct those stains on the wall - Crow
You can't assassinate Clinton's character, he has none
You can't avoid a little ugliness
You can't ban me, you no good*****h***C* NO CARRIER
You can't ban me, you no good...#$%!#$% NO CARRIER
You can't ban me, you no good...*****h***C* NO CARRIER
You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
You can't be CIA! - Roberta Lincoln to Gary Seven
You can't be a figment of my imagination - I'd have done a better job
You can't be a professor. You are making sense
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa
You can't be a real country unless you have a football team
You can't be a real country unless you have a football team
You can't be a real country unless you have some nuclear weapons.
You can't be a repeat criminal if you are dead from capital punishment
You can't be a woman and not have children. - Hillary Clinton
You can't be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing
You can't be careful on a skateboard. -- Anonymous Teenager
You can't be first, but you can be next.
You can't be half-and-half. You're either guilty or not guilty
You can't be late until you show up.
You can't be meek in Texas. It's a State Law
You can't be pro-choice and be conservative-Cal Thomas
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
You can't be serious. You are serious!
You can't be something you're not. Be yourself. By yourself. - Pantera
You can't be the Ugly American. You're overqualified.-Hawk to Frank
You can't be this dumb. -- Bud
You can't be this dumb.- Bud I can be anything I wanna be. - Kelley
You can't be too careful in the choice of your enemies
You can't be too careful. -- Lester
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners. - Rita Mae Brown
You can't beat SOMEbody with NObody
You can't beat fun for a good time
You can't beat me...I'm a computer
You can't beat the price on Betazoid wedding dresses.
You can't beat the real thing
You can't believe anyone but yourself -- and don't trust yourself too completely
You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can't believe reviews, good or bad. <Joan Collins>
You can't blame a guy for trying - Mike to Dr. F
You can't blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing
You can't blame me, you didn't see me do it
You can't blow your nose on it up there, you know.
You can't book a judge by his cover.
You can't break eggs without making an omelet
You can't break even
You can't break even. -- Second Law of Thermodynamics
You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do. - Liz Smith
You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do
You can't burn down a symme-tree.
You can't bury the truth! - Mulder to Cancer Man
You can't buy love...but you can rent it
You can't buy my silence with a STINKING light-up duck hat. -- Chris
You can't buy my soul for gold, but my heart's for hire
You can't buy my soul for gold, but my heart's for hire - Great White
You can't buy my soul for gold, but my heart's for hire.
You can't call 911 now!! I'm downloading!!
You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading!
You can't call me fuzz-buddy! I'm the *HERO*! - Peter
You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks
You can't catch a cub without going into the tiger's den. - Chinese Proverb
You can't catch a hard baseball in your mouth.
You can't catch any nasty diseases from a cucumber!
You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer
You can't catch fish if the line isn't in the water.
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died...yes it did!
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You can't catch social diseases from a Beer.
You can't change fate, but don't feel so bad. -Oingo Bongo
You can't change the past but you have choices for the future.
You can't change the past. Simba
You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump. -- W.C. Fields
You can't cheat the phone company
You can't choose your face, but you can pick your nose.
You can't chose your enemies but you can chose your friends.
You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.
You can't close the door when the wall's caved in.
You can't compete with MY taglines!
You can't confiscate Morn's voles! They're like his pets! - Quark
You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
You can't cross a chasm in two steps. <Rashi Fein>
You can't cross a large chasm in two small jumps
You can't cut MY feed, you no go... }}}@# NO CARRIER
You can't cut me off, you don't know where I'm getting it from!
You can't cut the Canadian ratio. Who'll play special teams?
You can't deny it, you closet punster you. - Jestar The Wizard
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. --Stephen King (1947 - ), "Hearts in Atlantis"
You can't deny my right to vengence. - Dax to Kang
You can't deny my right to vengence. - Dax to Kang
You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it up. -- Richard Nixon, 1952
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can't die for God if you can't kill for God. --David Koresh.
You can't direct the wind but you can adjust your sails
You can't do that! It's not even an option! - G. Carlin
You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed
You can't do the crime if you are dead from capital punishment.
You can't do this to me! I'm rich! I'm important! I'm a republican!
You can't do this. - Lethian
You can't drain the swamp when you're up to your ass in alligators.
You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come
You can't drink and drive but you can drink in Congress.
You can't drink negative beer. Well, I guess you could throw up. - Forbes Math Elective 102
You can't drown your troubles, not the real ones, because if they are real, they can swim
You can't drown, you fool... you're immortal! - Ramirez
You can't drown, you fool...you're immortal! - Highlander
You can't drown, you foolyou're immortal! - Ramirez
You can't duck an Uzi, but you can Uzi a duck!
You can't eat me Mr. Troll, I'm under contract! - Wakko
You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle. - Seinfeld
You can't eat your friends and have them too.
You can't eat your friends and have them too. Wanna bet?
You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up. -- Peter Frampton
You can't escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. - Abraham Lincoln
You can't escape, Doctor! Lethian
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. -- McCoy
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. -- McCoy, "I, Mudd"
You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. McCoy, I, Mudd, stardate 4513.3
You can't even cut the cheese.
You can't even get together on one little word?!-Hawk to peace talks
You can't even quit
You can't even quit the game
You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school. -- H.H. Munro
You can't expect both ends of a sugar cane are as sweet. - Chinese Proverb
You can't fake a stomachache right before having spinach for dinner.
You can't fall off the floor
You can't fall off the floor, so keep laughing..ha..ha
You can't fall off the floor.
You can't fall off the floor. - Paul's Law
You can't fight City Hall, but you can burn it down!
You can't fight city hall, but you can punch out the mayor
You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck! - Arthur
You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!
You can't fight in here, this is a War Room.
You can't fight the law of conservation of energy but you sure can bargain with it
You can't find your glasses if you don't have them on.
You can't fire anyone from the post office... they fire back
You can't fire me - Slaves have to be sold
You can't fly high if you don't take yourself lightly
You can't fly with the eagles.............when you run with the turkeys
You can't fool Mother Nature.
You can't fool me - there ain't no sanity clause.
You can't fool me - there ain't no sanity clause. - Chico Marx
You can't fool me, that's DIRTY DANCING, I see.
You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.
You can't fool me. I know what you're thinking
You can't fool me; I know what an idiot is!!!
You can't fool the people forever! * Fox Mulder
You can't fool us......take us to your leader's wife
You can't force a candle.
You can't force it to rain by waxing your car
You can't free a fish from water!
You can't free a fish from water. - FRA #117
You can't gain or maintain, unless you say my name. - LL Cool J
You can't get a better stem bolt in this sector! - Nog
You can't get ahead while getting even. - Dick Armey
You can't get anything without working for it
You can't get away with everything but it's fun to try.
You can't get diseases from an AIRPLANE.
You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
You can't get good Sins these days - must be the wages, moped Satan
You can't get hamburger from salisbury steak
You can't get letter bombs in E-mail.
You can't get out more than you put in
You can't get out of the game. -- Third Law of Thermodynamics
You can't get snot off a suede jacket
You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. - Lenny Bruce
You can't get something for nothing
You can't get there from here
You can't get there from here, you have to go somewhere else first.
You can't get there from here.
You can't get there from here. It's out back - here's the key.
You can't get to heaven on rollerskates.
You can't get up to speed until you're over the hill
You can't get what you want...till you know what you want - Joe Jackson
You can't get where you want to go if you don't know where you are
You can't give up! We're not done with you yet!!!!!
You can't go faster than the speed of sound, Tom said mockingly.
You can't go forward looking in the rearview mirror.
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
You can't go home till the fat lady sings
You can't go home unless I reconfigure the Transporter. - O'Brien
You can't go potty at a Beatles' concert because there is no John
You can't go wrong if you go right.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
You can't go wrong with basic black
You can't go wrong with me but it's fun trying
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
You can't grep dead trees
You can't guard against the arbitrary. -- Borkowski's Law
You can't handle the logical reason!
You can't handle the truth! -- Tom Servo
You can't handle what you haven't got.
You can't have Nat'l morality apart from religious principle
You can't have a Van Dyke in the navy! - Mike
You can't have a baby! where're you going to keep the fetus? in a box?
You can't have a clear head when there is a sword hanging over it
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in -- Arlo Guthrie
You can't have an ocean except at sea level
You can't have any egos at this time of year. - Doug Flutie 1995
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!
You can't have any, you're too young. -Porthios
You can't have everything - where would you put it?
You can't have everything. Where on earth would you put it?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - S. Wright
You can't have everything. What would you put it in?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it if you did?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
You can't have money like that and not swell out.
You can't have my shiny thing! * Cat
You can't have the hate that it brings
You can't have the revolution without good typesetting.
You can't have those powers anymore, Lwaxana! Giv'em back! - Q.
You can't have too many recipes, only too much blank space.
You can't have too many taglines. Only too small a drive
You can't have your Kate -- and Edith too!!!!
You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too.
You can't have your brownies frosted and eat them too
You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand
You can't have your frog and crunch it too
You can't hear everything you believe
You can't hear it, but the universe is laughing at you behind your back.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
You can't hide mashed potatoes in your hat.
You can't hide your dog under your bed.
You can't hide. We know where you live
You can't hide......those twighlite eyes!
You can't hide; it's just a one-way street.
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. -- Booker T. Washington
You can't hug a child with Nuclear Arms
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!
You can't idiot-proof everything, idiots are too resourceful.
You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a god. - Hirohito, Emporer of Japan
You can't intimidate milk, it just isn't possible
You can't jail a free man, the best you can do is kill him. - Heinlein
You can't join. You can't love. - Kirk
You can't judge Egypt by Aida.
You can't judge a book by its cover. The back-blurb, on the other hand
You can't judge a book by its movie
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
You can't judge a sewer by its manhole cover. - The Tick
You can't jump a canyon in two leaps.
You can't just buy someone's genetic makeup - it's immoral.
You can't just go in there and erase certain files! - Scully on brains
You can't just lop someone's head off and blame it on the Vikings. -BA
You can't just rely on your sweet doughs anymore - Mike
You can't keep a good Mac down
You can't keep dancing when your legs are blown away! - J. Biafra
You can't keep me out forever! I've got auto-redial!
You can't keep me out of your dreams
You can't keep me out of your dreams. -- Specter
You can't kill a Borg with a combadge!
You can't kill a man born to hang.
You can't kill me...You MADE me! - Joker
You can't kill the Captain, he's too ornery! - O'Brien2
You can't kill, kill Charley
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly - only sooner than she
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly, only sooner than she thought.
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she
You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
You can't last if you don't love it. -John Wayne
You can't lay all that on my shoulders. - Hawkeye
You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse
You can't learn anything with your mouth open.
You can't leave during a family crisis.
You can't legislate common sense!
You can't legislate common sense! Liberals need it!
You can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!!
You can't let nature run wild!
You can't let wishful thinking guide you Councillor! - Ro Laren
You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately I'm game...
You can't live on hope alone, nor can you live without it.
You can't live with the way I pray
You can't live without lawyers and you can't die without them.
You can't live wrong and die right.
You can't lobotomize a liberal. There's NOTHING to cut!
You can't love 'em you can't trust 'em you can't take 'em anywhere
You can't love somebody until you learn about hate.
You can't make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant Some scientist
You can't make a perfect society out of imperfect people.
You can't make a piano out of a bacon box. -Irish proverb
You can't make a program without broken egos.
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You can't make anyone love you.
You can't make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious
You can't make dill bread without dill dough.
You can't make lemonade out of a dead dog
You can't make love without a soul
You can't make things foolproof: fools are too ingenious
You can't make too many mistakes with your mouth shut!
You can't mean my body lacks dirt? - Kes
You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane
You can't mine that sacred site - the holy spirit Metho lives there
You can't miss it. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus.
You can't out-macho a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
You can't out-think a person who isn't thinking
You can't outrun DEATH! - Lethian
You can't outrun them. You can't destroy them. - Q
You can't outsmart me, 'cause I'm a moron.
You can't page the SysOp! This is OFF-LINE EXPRESS!
You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow.
You can't play poker if you're not holding any cards - Cancerman
You can't play sick & then expect your mom to let you go to the mall.
You can't play your friends like marks, kid. -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting"
You can't please everyone. But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time.
You can't polish a turd, Beavis
You can't polish a turd, Beavis but I bet it was pretty cool to try!
You can't polish a turd, Beavis...
You can't polish a turd, Beavis... - Butt-Head
You can't possibly bite off everyone's head .. can you? - Roy
You can't pray a lie.
You can't pray a lie. - Mark Twain
You can't produce a baby in 1 month by impregnating 9 women.
You can't produce a baby in just one month by impregnating nine women.
You can't propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back
You can't protect someone who's trying to destroy you! - Kirk
You can't protect them, Richie. - Duncan MacLeod
You can't prove anything about anybody by what he carries.-Freedman
You can't push Willie 'round, Willie won't go
You can't push a rope.
You can't push away your conscience.
You can't push on a rope.
You can't push on a string
You can't push with a rope
You can't put a price on a miracle.
You can't put a price tag on love but you can on all its accessories
You can't put it together again unless you've torn it apart first
You can't quit
You can't quit now! You just won! - Quark to Dax
You can't quit now... you just won! - Quark
You can't raise taxes on unemployed workers
You can't ration common sense, liberals need more of it than anybody!
You can't re-stock your wife when she gets old
You can't read a girl like a book but it's fun browsing the pages.
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
You can't really dust for vomit. -Nigel, Spina---
You can't really think he tried to cheat you? - Kira
You can't really train a beagle, Tom dogmatized. -Roy Bongartz
You can't really train a beagle, he dogmatized.
You can't reason with someone who has a twisted mind.
You can't remember what you never read
You can't repeat the crime if you are dead from capital punishment.
You can't resist Those Flashey Shoes in 2001.
You can't rewrite history. Not one line! - The Doctor, The Aztecs
You can't rewrite history. Not one line! - The Doctor, The Aztecs
You can't rollar skate in a buffalo herd...you can't rollar skate
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
You can't run away forever, but there's nothing wrong with getting a good hea
You can't run from trouble; there's no place that far
You can't run with the big dogs if you're peeing with the puppies.
You can't run with the big dogs, if you pee like a puppy
You can't save money for a rainy day when you blow it in on a wet night. - Italian Proverb
You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOU understood the joke!
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you a new way. -- Will Rogers
You can't say that in Latin.
You can't scare her... she's sleeping with Prince Valium
You can't scare me. I have children.
You can't scare me. I'm a teacher
You can't scare me..... I have *children*!!!!!
You can't scare me...I have kids!
You can't scare me..I have *children*!!!!!
You can't see because your head's up your a$$
You can't see my face... it's buried in that girl's face... -- Sarah O'Brien
You can't sell nonsense to me by claiming to be fresh out of sense.
You can't sell the house if you can't find it
You can't set rules about love... Adam Ant
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. - Ghandi
You can't shake the Devil's hand then say you're only kidding
You can't shoot an idea. - Thomas E. Dewey
You can't shoot down a flying saucer! - Tom incredulously
You can't shoot down a flying saucer! -- Tom Servo
You can't show your bosom 'fore 3 o'clock. Hattie McDaniel
You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant"
You can't sing you know. - Talkie Toaster
You can't sleep with the owls to fly with the eagles.
You can't smoke the CARPET, man !
You can't soar with Dragons if you work with gargoyles.
You can't soar with the eagles in the morning if you hoot with the owls at`night
You can't spank the monkey if he's on your back.
You can't spell "HypoCrIte" without HCI!!!
You can't stamp a huge lion `property of the zoo'! Monty Python
You can't start a fire. Sittin' around crying over a broken heart. - Bruce Springsteen
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now
You can't stay awake forever. -- Specter
You can't stay away, you need me, I need you
You can't stay here. You can't survive without the spores! - McCoy
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. --Jay Leno (1950 - )
You can't stay young, but you can remain immature forever!
You can't stay young, but you can remain immature forever!
You can't steal my tagline <neh neh-neh neh neh..neh neh-neh neh neh!>
You can't steal this tagline, it's nailed down!
You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you
You can't step in the same river twice.
You can't step on the same piece of water twice.
You can't step twice in the same river
You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. - Edward Abbey
You can't stumble if you're not on the move
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten. -- Charles Schulz,
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten. -Peanuts
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of his speeches.
You can't take a career to bed with you
You can't take damsel here now
You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line
You can't take it with you. So don't go.
You can't take this Klingon flea-trap through time - McCoy
You can't talk about nothing, without mentioning it
You can't talk to Stan, Wendy. He throws up when you do. - Kyle
You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
You can't teach a mouse old clicks
You can't teach a old dog new tricks if you don't try.
You can't teach an old dog new math
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dogma neCome on Illuminati.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
You can't teach an old god new tricks!
You can't teach an old lesbian new tricks.
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
You can't teach and old dog new math.
You can't teach old dogs new tricks.
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it o
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it or they don't.
You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't. -- Dagwood Bumstead
You can't teach seven foot. - Frank Layton
You can't tell @F anything. He has a soundproof head
You can't tell Bill Clinton anything. He has a soundproof head.
You can't tell Orville anything. He has a soundproof head.
You can't tell a book by its cover.
You can't tell a computer by its monitor.
You can't tell he anything. He has a soundproof head.
You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it.
You can't tell me what sucks! -- Beavis
You can't tell the depth of a well by the length of the pump handle
You can't tell which way the train went by looking at its tracks
You can't think a man to death. - Kirk
You can't throw us into space, we're trying to write a book.
You can't touch this!
You can't trade death for death. - Duncan MacLeod
You can't train a beagle, Tom dogmatized
You can't train a cat, but a cat can train you. - LaForge
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
You can't trust someone who'll kill their own kind. - Maniac
You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again
You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden
You can't turn off the information
You can't un-melt a snowflake
You can't underestimate the power of fear
You can't underestimate the power of fear - Tricia Nixon
You can't underestimate the power of fear.
You can't unring a bell
You can't unscramble an egg
You can't use "all-purpose" household cleaner as a chicken marinade.
You can't walk in the daylight if you fly with the bats at night.
You can't whack death on the head! -- Rimmer
You can't win
You can't win ‘em all. Hell, you can't even *fight* ‘em all
You can't win if you don't play
You can't win if you don't play. -- Heinlein
You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket. --Noreen Ayres
You can't win them all, but you can sure lose them all.
You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all
You can't win, #TN#.
You can't win, @LN@.
You can't win, @TOLAST@
You can't win, Bullitt.
You can't win, Darth. - Obi Wan
You can't win, Orville.
You can't win, but there are alternatives to fighting.
You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting. - Obi-Wan
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game.
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit.
You can't win. You can't even break even
You can't win... but there ARE alternatives to fighting
You can't worm your way out of this one, Dax!
You can, too, trust the government--just ask the Indians!
You can. Mail me the Catskill Mountains, I guess
You can...sell your soul for complete control - Pink Floyd
You canna change the laws of physics, Captain; I've got to have thirty minutes!
You canna change the script, Captain!--Scotty
You canno do da canno do dat wi da no !
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. - Albert Camus
You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time.
You cannot argue with someone who denies the first principles. - Auctoritates Aristotalis
You cannot assume something is possible just because it happens
You cannot be God, Q, the universe cannot be so poorly designed!
You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies.
You cannot break the laws of physics, but you can make them up.
You cannot build a community from the top down
You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it
You cannot change a person with your fists . . . - Bruce Lee
You cannot cheat an honest man
You cannot conquer a free man, the most you can do is kill him.
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread t
You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it. - Ramirez
You cannot die, MacLeod. -- Ramirez
You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it. - Ramirez
You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. -R Waldo Emerson
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know when it will be too late
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong. - R.W.Emerson
You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel
You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf.
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren -- WILLIAM HENRY HUDSON
You cannot friend a hawk... unless you are a hawk yourself. - DT I
You cannot gauge the intelligence of an American by talking with him. (ERIC HOFFER)
You cannot get ahead while you are getting even. - Rep.Dick Armey
You cannot give away kindness, it always comes back to you.
You cannot have a science without measurement. -- R. W. Hamming
You cannot have more respect for an animal than when you cultivate it
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot hurt a twinkie! - Apu
You cannot interfere, MacLeod. The battle has been joined!
You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect.
You cannot kill time without assaulting eternity.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity -- Thoreau
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You cannot kiss gravity good bye !
You cannot laugh and be unkind at the same time.
You cannot manipulate a marionette with only one string. --The Zensunni Whip
You cannot pick roses without fear of thorns, nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns. (Benjamin Franklin)
You cannot plant an idea in a closed mind
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on
You cannot reason a man out of that which he has not been reasoned into
You cannot regulate a right, only a privilege.
You cannot relent or repent or confess or abstain
You cannot run faster than a bullet. -Idi Amin
You cannot run the race until you learn to walk.
You cannot scare me... I'm a teacher!
You cannot see the wood for the trees
You cannot see the wood for the trees -- John Heywood
You cannot serve both God and money. - Matthew 6:24
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. <Indira Ghandi>
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaniously prevent and prepare for war
You cannot step twice in the same river.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. - A. Lincoln
You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth
You cannot tarnish a rusted blade
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight -- Aristophanes
You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
You cannot tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it
You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track
You cannot traverse a chasm in two leaps
You cannot use your friends and have them too
You cannot wrestle in satin tap pants - Crow
You cant afford the luxury of being anything less than perfect. - Spock
You care to recommend a better place? - Kirk
You carried the cross and my shame --U2
You caught a 44 character 8 space loudmouth tagline!
You ceiling is hideous. Neelix
You certainly are a delicious cook. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan
You certainly got smooth skin - between the wrinkles, that is!
You certainly have a way with people - Leia
You certainly must like bad food, son. -- Father Mulcahy
You change just like the weather.
You chat, I chat, We all chat!
You cheat your 1000th customer? - Kira to Quark
You ching, They ching, We all ching for I Ching!
You choose, but pick the one where I don't hear anything snap. -Earl
You claim you can send bricks to sleep
You click it on and you have a picture - FM on working of TVs (3x23)
You climb the Balrog, I'll fight the tree.
You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down. -- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
You cling to your *paganism* like lichen to a stone.- Nick Knight
You cod dam small-fry, now you've got me hooked too!
You colored good, sir - Tom
You come at last to a mad place beyond which you cannot go.
You come from a long line of first cousins
You come from the shallow end of the gene pool?
You come in second to Annie, and you'll die. Forever
You come in second to Annie, and you'll die. Forever. --Duncan MacLeod
You come most carefully upon your hour. -- Shakespeare
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside. -- Heathcote Williams
You come see me anytime, and bring your friends. - Mother Abagail
You comes from a long line of first cousins.
You coming on to me? - Crow as bread man to girl
You coming to Atlanta? Cya at ONE BBSCON in August.
You committed *murder*, Duke! The Shadow
You compile it, you eat it
You complain about everyone's English but yours -- Do you really think this is quite fair?"
You conceded, or you're conceited? <Riggs>
You confess to listening? Lock 'im up, Dano! -RUSH
You conjure it, you feed it!
You consider a six pack & a bug Zapper - Quality Entertainment
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
You consider me unqualified? - Beverly
You consider the fifth grade your senior year
You continue to lie like a cheap throw rug. - Marty Leipzig
You control the birth rate. Mother Nature controls the death rate.
You cook YOUR way; I'll cook MY way.
You could A)rchive the message and LIST it.
You could ALWAYS read the...Nah, what *was* I thinking???
You could afford your house without your government - if it weren't for your government. - Rush Limbaugh
You could always sound-proof your apartment, Tom allowed noisily
You could at least smile, Worf. * Pulaski
You could at least tell me what you want. - Sheridan
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - On a bag of Fritos
You could be playing a video game instead
You could be reading the next message by now
You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys
You could be worse...you could be twins!
You could call cigarettes TUMORS, smokers will still but'em.
You could count them on less than one hand.
You could cut the tension with a dull object - Mike
You could die from such a man.
You could do better, but why bother?
You could do it in a boat, you could do it with a goat.
You could do that, but it would be wrong
You could eat processed cheese but Why would you?
You could feel the wind at your back in those days. - Kirk
You could floss your toes... - Ren Hoek
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance
You could get lost on an escalator.
You could have "I'm a wuss" tattooed across your butt - Butthead.
You could have Butthead sit on a glass jar and fart
You could have any woman you wanted, dead or alive.
You could have cigarettes called TUMORS, smokers will still buy 'em.
You could have easily been right -- Deanna
You could have easily been right. - Troi
You could have it all, my empire of dirt - NIN
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
You could have said 'Pee-pee-soaked heck hole'! - Probation Guy
You could have spared him. And me. Lenore Karidian
You could have, "I'm a wuss!" tattooed across your butt! huh huh huh
You could hear eagle bone whistles screaming. --Black Elk
You could impress the ladies... - Chief I'LL DO IT! - F!
You could infuriate a rock. Sophocles
You could kill me now, but you would never know the truth.
You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth. - X-Files
You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth. --Cancerman.
You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth. --X-Files.
You could know a person's every thought! - Scully
You could learn a lesson here.
You could learn from his example. - The Nagus
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body
You could lose a battle of wits with an iguana.
You could make it bigger and bigger
You could make quite a good tagline out of that
You could mess up their root systems quite nicely
You could never be a truly world class dancer-Tom to Mike
You could play weeth your special puppet pals. - Ren Hoek
You could play with your magic nose goblins. - Ren Hoek
You could play with your pet Crocostimpy... - Ren Hoek
You could put a bag over his head and do it for Babylon 5-Franklin
You could put somebody's eye out with that thing!
You could say I have a magnetic personality. - Data
You could say I'd lost my faith in our politicians.
You could say we're of two minds on the subject. - Two-Face
You could see that he was trying to breathe, but there was nothing
You could take the Fjord! - Tom to guys on horseback
You could taste-test popular colas... - Ren Hoek
You could tie balloons to your ears... - Black Rose
You could use a good kiss! - Han Solo
You could use that face to jimmy door locks - Tom
You could've at least shaved your legs - Mike
You could...you know...say you won
You couldn't be a real copper in Ankh-Morpork and stay sane. (M@A)
You couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson
You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.
You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.
You couldn't get me on Mars if it were the last place on
You couldn't have a consistent relationship with a doorknob.
You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a &%#@ boat - C Davis
You couldn't locate the earth on a globe
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
You couldn't pronounce it. - Spock on his other name
You couldn't put off the inevitable.
You couldn't sell fake patents to your mother! Mudd to Spock
You couldn't win a debate against Suzy Creamcheese.
You countermanded me on WHO'S authority? - Pope John
You countermanded me on WHOSE authority? POPE JOHN
You cried for the moon.... -Pink Floyd
You cry in vain, Satan takes over your soul!
You cry to weak friends that sympathise. - Pantera
You cut the telephone line, the story might change.
You dance divinely.-My parents made me take divine lessons.-Hawk
You dance the tagline tango divinely, my dear
You dare sting me with your solo ding dong? - Tom to Crow
You decide to procrastinate but never get around to it.
You definately have an attitude...now gain some altitude
You definately have an attitude...now gain some altitude and take off
You definitely intend to start living sometime soon
You definitely rate a bilabial fricative
You deliberately disobeyed me. Mafusa
You deliberately stopped me! Why?? McCoy
You depend too much on computers for information.
You deserve a big hand-right across the mouth!
You deserve the best. Download Blue Wave today!
You deserve the gods you worship.
You designed that? Sears' has the same thing for $40
You desperately need help
You destroy the poor one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater!
You destroyed a Centari warship. -
You dial 911 and I'll dial .357
You dial 911 while drinking water - Dr. F to TV's Frank
You dialed 5483.
You dialed an imaginary number. Turn the phone 90 degrees and retry
You dialed an imaginary numberturn the phone 90 & retry
You did *WHAT* to my ship, Number One?! - Picard (STG)
You did *WHAT* while on the keyboard?!?!
You did *what* in my name?!? -- Jesus
You did WHAT in My name?
You did WHAT in a trash bag?
You did WHAT to the disk drive?!
You did WHAT with TurboTax? OMG!
You did a great job putting all that together.
You did it BEFORE we got married
You did it again, you pulled another Clinton.-D.Quayle
You did it backwards Nurse! I said prick his boil!
You did it on the golf course and you weren't a member? -- Rimmer
You did not ask to be white. Perhaps this is not your fault. -- Chiun
You did not nay, this night, Spot
You did not. It was hot, and I was hungry.
You did that to me deliberately. - Spock to Kirk
You did very well during the drill. - Sito
You did vote NO I guess ?
You did well, but you need more.
You did what to the car?
You did what with a spoon!?!?!
You did what you could, Doctor. Sisko
You did.. ask me to be thorough. - Data
You didn't "ruffle my feathers". You "royally pissed me off"!
You didn't actually think you could possibly win, did you?
You didn't ask. -Ivanova
You didn't bother me. - Bashir
You didn't come to raid my mini-bar, did you? - Mulder (1x02)
You didn't have the right parents!? Who's parents did you have?
You didn't have the right parents? Whose did you have? * Lister
You didn't have to impale me! -- Tom Servo
You didn't have to insult me!
You didn't have to shove me, Mr. Spock! I'd have gotten 'round to it!
You didn't hurt me, nothing can hurt me, nothing can stop me now.
You didn't invite me, so I crashed! - Penguin
You didn't invite me... so I crashed!
You didn't know California had hick towns?!
You didn't say the magic word
You didn't say what you said I said you said
You didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take did ya? - Scotty
You didn't think I'd fall for that old exploding warehouse trick...?
You didn't think I'd show up with my army. - Alanis Morissette
You didn't wait for all the information B4 you turned me away - Alanis
You die when you kill. - Armand
You die, Amanda will be free to date. - Methos
You die, Joe!
You die, Joe!! - Crow
You die, the girl dies, EVERYBODY dies!
You different men are all alike. -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye
You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. -- Albert Rosenfeld
You dirty bastards...! Give me back my hand...!
You disagree? May I plea guilty by reason of sanity?
You disappoint me. Not very wise. - Shang Tsung
You disgust me - Dr. Forrester to Mike
You disgust me ... DO IT some more!
You disgust me, but I like it
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy
You do *what* on this holodeck? * Scotty
You do battle with the nose of your birth??? -The Tick
You do care about how I perform! - Lore
You do chain taglines? Even Oprah is more entertaining.
You do have 14,400 speed modem, right?
You do have a big heart, @FN@...I like you a lot.
You do have a certain flair for sarcasm.--Garak
You do have one redeeming feature - mortality.
You do have one redeeming quality - mortality!
You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them. - Leia
You do it, I'm too bitter - Crow T. Robot
You do know that I'm a Real Vampire right??? "D"
You do know what a leading question is, don't you?
You do know what this entails? - Ivanova
You do know who I am - Data
You do not beg the sun for mercy. -Paul Muad'dib
You do not believe your first Pygmy when you see him. - Negley Farson
You do not drool very prettily, Baron
You do not drool very prettily, Baron. -Piter de Vries
You do not even know what real Warnog tastes like! - Worf
You do not have mail
You do not know what you have done, but you will. - Kalas
You do not like to be pushed. Very good. - Kor to Kirk
You do not look like a storekeeper. - Kor to Spock
You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs.
You do not need to make an elaborate dish if the individuals are dogs.
You do not understand. - Delenn
You do not understand. - Worf
You do not wait for fulfillment, but brace yourself for failure. - Zen Philosophy
You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! - Beavis
You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! - Cornholio
You do not wish to continue our lovers' quarrel? - Data
You do now. - Wakko
You do realize the couch potatos aren't vegetables, don't you? :)
You do realize you're asking a guy inna rat suit?
You do remember Edlin, the Edsel of word processing programs?
You do ride in a surrey with a fringe on top? - Crow
You do some... Cardassian neck trick, don't you? -- Quark
You do some...Cardassian neck trick. Right?--Quark
You do that. Chakotay
You do the hokey pockey... - G'Kar
You do the hokey pokey --G'Kar.
You do the hokey pokey and you give a little shout. -Londo
You do the hokey pokey... -G'Kar
You do the work of 2 men: Laurel and Hardy!
You do the work of 3 men - Larry, Moe, and Curly!
You do too know how to sign! You know how to flip the Bird, don't ya?
You do understand that I can keep this up until I run out of cereal.
You do your worst, and we will do our best. -Churchill
You doen't have all the dots on your dice
You doen't have all your cups in the cupboard
You doen't have both oars in the water
You doen't have enough sandwiches for a picnic
You doen't know what you're talking about
You doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard.
You doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
You doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
You doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
You doesn't have both oars in the water.
You doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
You doesn't know what he's talking about.
You doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!
You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs! -- French guard
You don't *deserve* RADAR!
You don't *go* to Denny's, you *end up* there
You don't *have* to be crazy to post here ... but it certainly helps!
You don't BUY rootbeer, you rent it! - Tom
You don't Buy beer, you only Rent it!
You don't GRAB power, you accumulate it, quietly... - The Nagus
You don't MAKE mistakes, you MANUFACTURE them!
You don't SEE Nick's fireworks (unless they're real wet!)
You don't WANT to get even, you like being ODD!
You don't _like_ Ferengi, do you? -Quark
You don't _understand_! - O'Brien
You don't always know what I mean!
You don't appreciate a trickle down until it stops
You don't ask the Almighty for his ID! -- McCoy
You don't ask the almighty for his ID! <- Bones
You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one
You don't believe him and you can't explain it? - Kirk
You don't believe me, do you? - Q
You don't believe me? - T.Riker
You don't believe me? Thomas Riker
You don't belong here. Max
You don't buy beer, you just rent it
You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it
You don't buy beer, you merely rent it.
You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while.
You don't buy beer; you just rent it for a while -Archie Bunker
You don't by chance have 6 fingers on your right hand?
You don't call Jupiter on the `Friends and Family' plan
You don't care about me. I don't care about that - Hendrix
You don't change when you're Immortal; you just live longer
You don't come here to hunt, do you?
You don't date often, do you
You don't deserve NICE taglines, FOOL!!!
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't die of a broken heart, you only wish you did. - Marilyn Peterson
You don't direct Kline, you just get outta the way - Mike
You don't do pranks at a police station.
You don't drown by falling into water. You drown by staying there." -- Robert Allen
You don't eat crackers in the bed of your future. - The Tick
You don't end prejudice by changing the words for it.
You don't even know what city you're in, funnel-head!
You don't even know who sent that information. - Scully
You don't exist. Go away
You don't expect me to believe that's a real name, do you?
You don't fool me! You're not really an idiot!
You don't fool me, 'cause I know what you feel.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! - Monty Python
You don't get AIDS, you get HIV.
You don't get a second chance to make a first impression.
You don't get freedom for free.: Rush
You don't get it boy, this is an operating table.
You don't get once-in-a-lifetime offers like this every day.
You don't get something for nothing, You don't get freedom for free!
You don't give a damn about apathy.
You don't give resentments: you take them.
You don't give up, do you? - Odo
You don't go blind from, you know
You don't go fishing for minnows when you've got Mobey Dick at home!
You don't go into a brothel for a kiss. Don't go into a bar for a Coke.
You don't go to Denny's. You just end up there.
You don't happen to be on the Fido Non_Sports echo, do you ?-)
You don't have PMS, you're just logically underenhanced!
You don't have a '486 yet?!?!?
You don't have a baby. The baby has you. -Gallagher
You don't have a hand up your tookus! Oy, hey! - Gabbo
You don't have alot, but it's all that you've got
You don't have any special immunity....not anymore. - McCoy
You don't have mail
You don't have the huevos rancheros for this job! -- Bowler
You don't have the right to _force_ your own opinion on others.
You don't have to BE straight to SHOOT straight.
You don't have to be CrAzY to be committed, but it helps!
You don't have to be Felinni to figure that out
You don't have to be Freud to figure this out. -- Crow
You don't have to be a cannibal to be fed up with people
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to be an aeronautical engineer
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to work at NASA
You don't have to be an archaeologist to dig up a copy of Messenger.
You don't have to be crazy to do this....but it surely helps!
You don't have to be crazy to drive this road, but it helps
You don't have to be crazy to participate here...but it helps! :)
You don't have to be crazy to post here -- but it's assumed you are!
You don't have to be crazy to post here, but it helps.
You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you
You don't have to be crazy, but it sure helps
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear
You don't have to be gay to be tolerant!
You don't have to be in Who's Who to know what's what.
You don't have to be in the army to fight in the war
You don't have to be intelligent to use it but it helps.
You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning on coming back down. -- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie"
You don't have to be queer to be tolerant!
You don't have to be quite so gentle. -- Quark
You don't have to be sheep; you can be wolves. - Kirk
You don't have to be undead to be evil, but it helps.
You don't have to burn books to subjugate;just get'em to stop reading.
You don't have to do this to impress me.
You don't have to do this to impress--ZZIIPP!... Oh, my God!
You don't have to eat, you know. - Q to Amanda Rogers
You don't have to eat, you know. It's just a nasty human habit. -Q
You don't have to explain something you never said
You don't have to explain something you never said- C. Coolidge
You don't have to explain something you never said.
You don't have to explain something you never said. - Calvin Coolidge
You don't have to have a point to have a point.
You don't have to have blood to have a native heart. Manyfeathers
You don't have to impress me with your technobabble! - Neelix
You don't have to introduce us, said Tom metaphorically.
You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
You don't have to know where you're going as long as you're on your way.
You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes
You don't have to le Recvd: NO
You don't have to let a beer win.
You don't have to like Paramount to love Trek
You don't have to marry a lawyer to get screwed by one.
You don't have to reload a sword
You don't have to reload a sword. -- Donna Barr
You don't have to show me how/'Cause it's second nature to me now TR
You don't have to sit in a feminizt to know what it smells like
You don't have to sit on a Femagogues to know what * IT * smells like
You don't have to sleep to see nightmares (2
You don't have to sue me to get my pants off
You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. <Mr. Burns>
You don't have to sweet-talk an AIRPLANE.
You don't have to talk dirty to your rifle to get it to work.
You don't have to tell me how good the coffee is. I buy it. I know how good it is
You don't have to think too hard when talking to teachers.
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinger
You don't have to try, you just have to be
You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
You don't have to wait for the flush. -Why women like b
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
You don't have to worry about getting AIDS from a bisexual beer
You don't have to worry about getting cucumber stains on your clothes
You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual!
You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!
You don't have to urk, urk, urk any more! <*smile*>
You don't hold a Siamese cat - you wear it
You don't just scuffle with the leader of the Third Reich! - Rimmer
You don't knock on peoples' doors trying to give away beer.
You don't know all the facts, sir! - Ro Laren
You don't know anything else about him? - Mulder
You don't know how it feels to be me
You don't know how it feels to be me - Tom Petty
You don't know how it feels to be me.
You don't know how it feels!-Tom Petty
You don't know how lucky you are.
You don't know how much this means to ME. Quark
You don't know how much you don't know until you know alot. -- Nick Holland
You don't know how stupid I am. -Gary Dell'Abate
You don't know how? Practice on someone else's mind
You don't know if it's fear or desire --U2
You don't know it boy, but you just blew it.
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal Recipe
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline......
You don't know me. -Federal Witness Protection Agency
You don't know me. --Federal Witness Protection Program.
You don't know me...you just wish that you did.
You don't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
You don't know right from wrong.
You don't know the power of the dark side! - Vader
You don't know the power that you have. - Tori Amos
You don't know the systems are compatable - Ivanova
You don't know what fast is, furball. Blackarachnia, Beast Wars
You don't know what harrasment is! - Kermit
You don't know what it is, living with a wife and a mother-in-law. It's like a weak martini-- to
You don't know what it means to care for someone, do you? Garak
You don't know what it's like being short. - Radar
You don't know what it's like in our universe! - Riker
You don't know what love means. Paul Newman
You don't know what you are missing. Q
You don't know what you want, and are willing to go throu
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
You don't know what you've got till it's
You don't know what's wrong ? Have you ruled out stupidity ?
You don't know where ya goin if ya don't know where ya been!
You don't know your Marx. -- Lee Harvey Oswald
You don't know your own mind - or you'd hate it!
You don't know your own strength. You've never seen any.
You don't learn less and less, you learn more and more
You don't leave your fly open in a pressure suit
You don't like Heinlein? Don't they have drug-therapy for that now?
You don't like Rush Limbaugh's show? Then get your own talk show
You don't like Servo? - Giant Tom Servo
You don't like it? We don't care! (Road Warriors)
You don't like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. --Charles Bukowski
You don't like me very much, do you? - Remick
You don't like me, do you sir? - Wesley
You don't like me, do you, Vir? Morden
You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk!
You don't live in the fast lane, you live in oncoming traffic!
You don't look at the mantle-piece when you poke the fire!
You don't look but you kick me
You don't look like Charlie Chaplin, Baldric. You don't have a moustache
You don't look so well. - Dot
You don't look very confident, Chief. - O'Brien2
You don't lose your starting position because of injury.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
You don't make misteaks, just arrors
You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Winston Churchill
You don't miss the old neighbourhood until you move away.
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina. -- Guindon
You don't need "protection" with a cucumber
You don't need Windows 95 to corrupt a politician
You don't need a backup unless you don't have one.
You don't need a computer to put two and two together.
You don't need a license to live with a Beer.
You don't need a life outside of the modem
You don't need a life outside of the modem. - Joe Mirolli
You don't need a parachute to skydive. To skydive twice, though
You don't need a power-on light for a Pentium! It glows!
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind bl
You don't need death, you need hope. Bob Hope, that is.
You don't need insurance to drive the information highway.
You don't need insurance to drive the information highway.
You don't need one to detect the scent of..._opportunity_. - Quark
You don't need proof when you got instinct
You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with Bill Cl
You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people.
You don't need to bring your adversaries to their knees, just to their senses
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on her birthday
You don't need to fix me. I am not broken
You don't need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough yet to ask you all the questions
You don't need your teeth. It's soup.
You don't offend me. But that does. - Ivanova
You don't own the only heart that's been broken
You don't really WANT it to end, DO you, GARAK?!?--Odo
You don't really believe in that stuff, do you? - FM on UFOs (1x04)
You don't really exist. You are part of a holodeck simulation
You don't really need your paycheck, do you? Vote for Clinton!
You don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass
You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. - Leo Durocher
You don't say. - Yakko
You don't see them screwing each other over for a bigger percentage
You don't seemlike a bad... uh, person-frog-thing... - Lucca
You don't serialsly believe the number is really gone?
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food
You don't shoot to kill, you shoot to live
You don't solve problems, you survive problems. Aquinas
You don't sound entirely convinced. - Dax
You don't suffer from insanity, you enjoy EVERY SECOND of it!
You don't suffer from insanity, you enjoy every minute of it
You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you? - Mulder
You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you?--Mulder (Syzygy)
You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl
You don't talk much.- Kira
You don't think anyone will suspect us do you? - Vhujunka
You don't think females are explosive?? Try dropping one.
You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to the nose. (Jerry)
You don't understand something so you become fearful.
You don't understand the Vulcan way, Captain. Amanda
You don't understand the gravity of the situation
You don't unhook anything to get to the nose. (Jerry)
You don't use liquid soap in a dishwasher.
You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major ap
You don't vote? Don't criticize the government, then!
You don't wanna know what he DID kill!!
You don't wanna know what he DID kill!! <G>
You don't want Everything..... Where would you put it?
You don't want abortions, you want battered children - J. Biafra
You don't want peace! You want revenge!
You don't want to ask me that Commander! - Kira
You don't want to be the one I am looking for. - Cidwine
You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.
You don't want to die and I don't want to have to kill you!
You don't want to know what happened to this tagline.
You don't want to marry me. Jenny
You don't want to pay for abortions, I don't want to pay for churches
You don't want to see this again, boy. Let's go... - Crow
You don't win friends with salad!
You done started back doing the things you used to do
You dont buy beer, you rent it...
You dont have to yell at me, I'm not blind! -Bobby Heenan
You dont really need your paycheck, do you? Vote Clinton!
You double-dipped the chip! (Seinfeld)
You doubt Clinton's "character", and elect GINGRICH?!?
You drank everything in this state. Try Nevada. Michael Caine
You dream a God up, and call it Christianity
You dream of things that aren't and ask "why not?".
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar -Pink Floyd
You dreamt about me? When? - Julia Heller
You drink, you drive, you D I E!!
You drive faster when you're lost
You drive me crazy babe. It's a love drive!
You drop your carrier and I'll drop my pants
You dropped your hair. - Dot
You dropped your hair. Dot, Animaniacs
You dropped your hardware three times. - Hawkeye to Henry
You dumb dummies! - Dr. F
You dumb dummies! -- Dr. Forrester
You earn it. We burn it. We're Socialists
You eat 'em, silly mustache man! - Dot
You eat healthy, don't smoke, drink, or have sex, yet you still die!
You eat one lousy foot, they call you a cannibal
You eat terrible. You got no manners. Judy Holliday
You eat too much - it keeps you alive!
You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day. - Alexander Pope
You echo between the ears
You either believe in yourself or you don't.
You either control your attitude or it controls you!
You either get an OLMR, or get on the all time twit list!
You either surf or you fight
You embarassed Spock this evening. Sarek
You embezzled money? From the Nagus? -- Quark
You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! -- French guard
You enjoy being difficult, don't you Gord? - Jalapeno
You enjoy the company of other people.
You enjoyed that, didn't you? - Ivanova
You ever breathe oxygen kid? Good, don't start!
You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? - Joker
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
You ever find yourself with too much time on your hands?
You ever go tharn when a hruddudu runs by?
You ever hear of the Bell Riots? Sisko
You ever heard of calling ahead? Duncan to Amanda
You ever met anybody you didn't kill? <Murtagh>
You ever notice how boogers don't smell?
You ever traveled the great road and seen the madness out there?
You ever watch golf on TV? It's like watching flies f*ck. - Carlin
You ever wonder *why* resistance is futile? -- Rooney of Borg
You examine any object; you question everything.
You exist here. -- The Entities
You exist; it's this echo that is unreal.
You expect a great tagline from everybody?????
You expect me to *believe* this appalling tale? - Odo
You expect me to entertain you every time I write?????
You expect me to give YOU a tagline worth stealing??
You expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!
You expect us to eat this?! Chakotay
You expect us to share our litter box with that newcomer?
You expected a clever line? Think again.
You expression is the most important thing you wear.
You extend your hand to those who suffer - NIN
You face reverse entropy of the soul. - Walter
You face the sworn protectors of the city...you face The Tick!
You face the wrath of the sworn Protectors of the Purity of Chili!
You fail to grasp Tai Kwon Leap. Approach, that you may be enlightened
You fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
You fail to overlook the crucial point. - Samuel Goldwyn
You failed *miserabley*!!! - Nagus Zek
You failed *miserably*! -- Grand Nagus Zek
You failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
You failed. Watch out for the Gom Jabbar.
You fan club - Tar & feathers will be provided.
You fat bloated EEEDIOT!!!
You fat, bloated eediot! - Ren Hoek
You favor admission? Why? Gav
You fed the horse Beef-A-Reeno?! GEORGE Well, I overbought! KRAMER
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did wh
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it,,,
You feel there's something calling you, you're wanting to return-Rush
You feel you're being symbolically cast.... in a bad light
You feelthy swine! - Ren Hoek
You fell asleep. - I figured that when I woke up. - Hawkeye
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders... - Vinzinni
You fez-headed blaaaaahhhh - Joel
You fiendish diabolical wretched WONDERFUL man -Tom lisps
You fight good wherever it may be! Except in bright, well-lit places
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
You fill a much--needed gap.
You finally did it! Damn you all to hell!! - Planet of the Apes
You find a strange document, obviously misfiled under the heading 'acrylic fungus painting technique'
You find me beautiful? Then I can be many women. Sylvia
You find one in every car. You'll see
You find out who your friends are after that first nervous breakdown.
You find out your parents were right when you get kids
You find us well, I trust. Sobi
You find yourself doing the weirdest things. -- Crow
You fingered Sonny for the Santino people. - Michael Corleone
You first
You flatter me by laughing at my puns My husband always just groans.
You flatter yourself. - Intendant
You flush your toilet and put in your little curl-meter, and it spins!
You fly back to school now, little Starling. -- Hannibal Lector
You fly like the ape that you are! - Kilrathi Taunt
You folks aren't talking about Barney, are you? I'm outta here.
You folks see this accident?
You folks telling me that intolerance is a Traditional Family Value ?
You follow old Rafiki, he knows the way. Come on!
You follow the rabbit, I'll backtrack the girl. - Kirk
You followed me! * Rimmer
You fool! That's the Echo History Eraser Button!
You fool, Warren is dead!
You fools! Bullets won't stop him!
You fools! BULLETS WON'T STOP HIM!
You foreigners see millions of stars and nothing beyond.
You forget! You are talking to a SYSOP here!
You forget, I took a first in Oriental languages at Cambridge. - 007
You forget, Jean-Luc, you destroy humanity. - Q
You forgot because you were distracted by foolishness! - Worf
You forgot the Power Glove!!!-Freddy Krueger
You forgot the bloomin' TAGLINE.
You forgot the gun was loaded.
You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you will need that version.
You forgot to erase the transit files. - Kira
You forgot to pay his brain bill.
You forgot to pay your brain bill
You forgot to say 'Boo!' - Sheriff Buck
You formatted drive C. Press F1 for instructions to hara-kiri
You fought in the Clone Wars?
You found God? I never even knew he was lost!
You found God? If no one claims him in 30 days He's yours!
You found it! Thanks! - Wakko
You found it? Run it over to Mr. Bobbitt's operating room
You found it? Run it over to Operating Room #2 for John B
You found the airport all right.KATIE Yes I followed the planes.JERRY
You found us a river! FIORD! - Pinky
You freely express resentment at bad treatment. Then you forget it
You frightened me. Do it again.
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way -Floyd
You from the casino? I'm from *a* casino. Good enough.
You gambled. He won. Not all your patients are so lucky.--Bev
You gat a new fool. Ha, I like it like that! - Hendrix
You gave away fourty-seven meelion dollars? - Ren Hoek
You gave it to "The Rush Room," and they SOLD it?
You gave me Schumers, I asked for Trojans
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got
You gave me two less than a dozen, Tom said tensely
You gave my cards to the RECYCLERS? Aieeeeee!!!
You gave up your civil rights when you committed treason. - Mulder (PM)
You gawdanged aliens keep your ship out of my wheat field!!!
You generally start at the top and work your way down
You gentlemen have a *problem*? - Skinner to dressy thugs (PM)
You get AIDS by giving money to TV evangelists. - Elayne Boosler
You get Oder-Eaters as a Christmas present
You get a better view with OS/2!
You get a catcher's mitt for Xmas, for those that go over your head!
You get a free T-Shirt when you join our Nudist Colony.
You get a hit and your mind goes ping
You get a splinter in your finger every time you scratch your forehead
You get a stack of Taglines here instead of just one at a time?
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people
You get it, it'll be `Good-bye beach' forever, won't it? -Ben Knox
You get laid every night and run five miles a day? -- Stone
You get lost if your personality doesn't show through. -John Wayne
You get me closer to God - Trent Reznor (NIN)
You get me the real money, I'll get you the real diamonds. - 007
You get on my nerves. And I don't like your hat.--Sisko
You get people who will be rolled as part of hall of fun
You get stack of Taglines here instead of just one at a time.
You get stucco when you sit on gummo
You get the life you ask for. - Duncan MacLeod
You get the most of what you need the least.
You get the occasional evil morning person, but rarely before 7:30
You get the one with the silver T-Shirt I'll get the rest with a net.
You get to come for supper... MY supper!! - Naval Pirhana
You get up there and you stare. (Jerry)
You get what you deserve
You get what you deserve -- NIN
You get what you deserve.
You get what you pay for
You get what you pay for,,,,,unless you use tax money
You get what you pay for. -- Gabriel Biel
You get what you pay for. Life is free. Hmmm
You get what you tolerate! - Rush
You get what's coming to you...unless it's mailed.
You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye -Floyd
You get your news from Mad Magazine
You get your oil changed by your barber
You gets his news from Mad Magazine.
You getting this, Zapruder? - Tom as sniper takes aim
You gimboid, that's a Blue Wave headed for the Red Dwarf!
You girls watch out for those weirdoes!" "We ARE the weirdoes, Mister!"
You give a whole new meaning to the term "drop cloth"...<Volsted>
You give away a lot of advice. You only charge what it's worth.
You give dogs orders... you give a cat SUGGESTIONS!
You give it all but I want more --U2
You give me all I need.
You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life. May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Goethe
You give me the anger, you give me the nerve
You give me the reason you give me control
You give these guys your number and then they don't call! (Jerry)
You give up hot dates to nurse sick computers
You give'em a book and they eat the pages.
You glorify the past when the future dries up.
You go Uruguay, I'll go mine.
You go Western? I professor here!
You go Yahweh, I'll go mine
You go ahead, I'll be finished by the time you get back. - T.Riker
You go first, you're immune to bullets
You go online, you get techno-weenievision. - J.Harris
You go over my head again..I'll have yours on a platter
You go throught a Sealy (tm) a week
You go to Arby's a lot don't you? - Mike as guy in car
You go to Heaven... God sneezes... What do you say?
You go to family re-unions looking for Womem to date
You go to heaven and God sneezes. What do you say?
You go to heaven....God sneezes... What do you say?
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Hat
You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr.Hat, South Park
You go to the church you kiss the cross,you will be saved at any cost
You go to the moon by way of Alaska? -- Tom Servo
You go to the moon by way of Alaska?! - Tom incredulously
You going somewhere, Chief? - Sisko
You gonna lecture me, or what? - Funboy
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? -- Josey Wales
You gonna rag on me or take me to get something to eat? - Mulder
You gonna talk, or play cards? - Riker
You gonna turn off the tape or shoot me with the .45?
You goof! - Tom to hysterical girl
You goofy Lefty Liberals are a hoot.
You got 10 lb. balls? - Tom on pawn shop owner
You got 5 minutes to get below 1k
You got Jesus in my peanut butter! You got peanut butter in my Jesus!
You got Windoze? Mongo want..........No, on second thought
You got a D-CUP...er a Decaf? - Crow leers to busty girl
You got a better idea?! - Kirk
You got a big pimple back here, want me to pop it? - Tom
You got a brand new pair of roller scates, I got a brand new key.
You got a lot of hair up your nose - Mike as couple kiss
You got a lot of hair up your nose. -- Mike Nelson
You got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you, Bob
You got a new fool. Ha, I like it like that! - Hendrix
You got a one-bit brain with a parity error
You got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
You got a problem kid ?... ---celenza
You got a problem like that again, you just REACH FOR THE SKY! - Jack
You got a problem with that? Sheridan
You got a problem, Mr. Nel-STUPID? - Tom
You got a real nice face, you know. Ernest Borgnine
You got a theme park between your legs? - Jill Taylor
You got a thing or two to learn about me baby.
You got a towel with you?
You got a towel with you? -Ford Prefect
You got a.. comfort problem there? Yeah, I think these Jockeys shrunk
You got all that, ahhhhh, Scotty? Kirk
You got any meat? - Kramer, pulling out 2 loaves of bread
You got any more Taglines I can plagiarize ?
You got any more recipes I can plagiarize ?
You got any more taglines I can plagerize?
You got any stethoscopes? - We're a medical unit! - Hawkeye
You got filkers. You should spray.
You got him mad! Wambaugh
You got it, pardner. - Data
You got me out my mind,I can't explain. I can't explain it baby!
You got me sick as a dog, and I can't have that.
You got me where you want me.
You got new legs. - Forrest Gump to Lt. Dan
You got no apology from me, which you didn't accept. George Burns
You got one major plaque build-up back here! - Lunch to Roy
You got problems. The problem is you. -Sex Pistols
You got some kind of probelm here, boy? - Large
You got some splainin to do! - Ricky Ricardo
You got succotash on my stole! - Klinger to Hawkeye
You got the DEAD one baby uh huh!
You got the decease I got the solution.... REVOLUTION!
You got the left one BAYBEE.... YEEEE-OUCH!
You got the rest of your life to give me answers - Scully to Skinner
You got the right one baby Uh Huh, Uh Ouch!
You got the right syringe, Baby! Uh uh! Uh uh!
You got the right ta-ta but the wrong ho-ho
You got the whole blanket Tom said, coldly
You got the whole blanket said Orville coldly
You got the whole blanket said Tom, coldly.
You got those large, fleshy hands - Mike to Tom
You got to be all mine, all mine, foxy lady!
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra
You got to cry without weeping --U2
You got to cry, do it by yourself and be quick about it.
You got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven
You got to know when to banish, know when to vanish
You got to start somewhere if you're going end elsewhere.
You got to stop screwing around, daddy.
You got what it takes to be a full fledged member!
You got your 9 iron in the back seat just incase --Tori Amos
You got your batwoman in my mole people - Tom
You got your gods, I got mine. If something happens, can I borrow one?
You got your mole people in my batwoman - Mike
You goto get a wonder braw
You gotta admit it's pretty creepy down here! -Crow T. Robot
You gotta admit, Deep Space 9 is a pretty good place to get experience.
You gotta admit, it's pretty funny - Mike on board gag
You gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Dirty Harry
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
You gotta be at least a LITTLE insane to like life! =)
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need -Floyd
You gotta be kidding! - Mulder
You gotta be smart to be crazy.
You gotta be warped to weave.
You gotta burp, Charlie, it's the only way! - Grandpa Joe
You gotta fight for your right to PARTY. - Beastie Boys
You gotta get your knee outta my groin! - Mike
You gotta go where the hamster goes, you're a ninja - Tom
You gotta grow old, but I refuse to grow up
You gotta hand it to those blind prostitutes.
You gotta have big balls to play CFL football.
You gotta have heart. -- Paul Winchell
You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. -- Neil Young
You gotta keep her warm - Crow as guy covers burn victim
You gotta know the rules before you can break 'em!
You gotta know when to code 'em and know when to modem.
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
You gotta learn when to shut your mouth! <G, D & R>
You gotta live somewhere. -Ohio State Motto
You gotta look out for #1, but don't step in #2 doing it!
You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween. --Fox Mulder.
You gotta love this place. Every day's like Halloween
You gotta love this place. Every day's like Halloween." - Fox Mulder
You gotta make a genuine effort to keep a redhead's interest!!
You gotta make a genuine effort to pretend you're interested. - Roy
You gotta move it up, and use it like a schoolboy would. -ZZ Top
You gotta play by my rules, It's my football.
You gotta put your behind in your past! -Pumbaa, The Lion King
You gotta put your behind in your past. Pumbaa
You gotta read "Cat in the Bed" by Claude Balles.
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking -Floyd
You gotta walk with the turkeys before you can fly with the eagles.
You gotta watch her! She'll say anything!
You great poof!
You green blooded, inhuman - McCoy
You gregarious, galvanized garbage can - Crow to Tom
You grew up in the 1980s if a keyboard was a "Synthesizer."
You grew up in the 1980s if you could breakdance, or wish you could.
You grew up in the 1980s if you ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
You grew up in the 1980s if you know who Fat Albert is.
You grew up in the 1980s if you know who Mr. T is.
You grew up in the 1980s if you wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You grew up in the 80s if partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away
You grew up in the 80s if you have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon."
You grew up in the 80s if you know what leg warmers are and had a pair
You grew up in the 80s if you owned any cassettes.
You grew up in the 80s if you remember life before minivans and SUVs.
You grew up in the 80s if you remember when Sat. Night Live was funny
You grew up in the 80s if you thought the Thriller video was cool.
You grew up in the 80s if you wished you had a light saber.
You grow up the day you have your first laugh--at yourself
You guys are SO weird! - Gypsy to Mike & Bots
You guys are dead, huh? What's that like? -- Mike Nelson
You guys are grossing me out<turning green> - Danny Davids
You guys are just floundering around.
You guys are just too dark! -- Joel Robinson
You guys are kidding, right? - Radar
You guys are never gonna get any. - Daria
You guys are one for the book. - Potter to Hawkeye & BJ
You guys are so unhip it is a wonder your buns don't fall off!
You guys are the greatest. Yea I'm a liar but you don't care.
You guys are too smart to be officers. - Sgt. Kimble to Hawk & BJ
You guys are worse than Allen & Rossi - Crow to Joel/Tom
You guys can't evolve, you're machines! - Joel to Bots
You guys can't evolve... You're machines! -- Joel Robinson
You guys don't know a thing about women. - Frank to Hawk and BJ
You guys enjoyin' all the music goin' down here? -Hetfield at WS '94
You guys have been underground a little too long. -- Joel
You guys have got to be yanking my chain! - Lister
You guys in here sure are weird! :) That's a good tagline. h hehe
You guys look at me when I'm talking to you. -- Joel Robinson
You guys look ridiculous - Mike to Bots with fire helmets
You guys make me look awful good. - Col. Blake
You guys might be right, but I've got all the beer.
You guys really need safer working conditions. - Anna Steven
You guys should be on the Gong Show - Crow to Joel & Tom
You guys should be on the Gong Show. -- Crow T. Robot
You guys start writing code and I'll find out what they want
You guys still invisible or am I alone? guys?...GUYS???
You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?
You guys will get yours. - Col. Flagg to Trapper & Hawkeye
You guys would take a bullet for me? - Mike to Bots
You guys would take a bullet for me? -- Mike Nelson
You guys, Sally Struthers is holding food from us!!! - Cartman
You had a relationship with a Redhead?! You Survived? You must be a GOD!!
You had a toothpick in your mouth when your Wedding pictures were taken
You had a vasectomy, so I'll still be a virgin? No worries then.
You had all of them on your side, didn't you? Didn't you?
You had all that time to tell me the btruth.-Odo to Kira
You had all that time to tell me the truth. -- Odo
You had all that time to tell me the truth.-Odo to Kira
You had diddly for deductions - Tom to Crow
You had diddly for deductions... -- Tom Servo
You had good - now you've got me.
You had hallucinations. They were solid. -- Rimmer
You had mail
You had mail, but I read it, and deleted it!
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
You had mail, but the sysadmin read it, and deleted it
You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said
You had me going for a while there. Bender
You had new mail, but the sysadmin thought it was irrelevant and deleted it
You had new mail; but the sysadmin thought it was obscene and has deleted it
You had no claim on that vessel - Picard
You had quite a turbulent couple of years.
You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind
You had to ask? I was just being a DORK
You had to ask? I was just being a DORK........<G>
You had to be the hero! - Richie Ryan
You had to give up. I'm too dangerous for you.
You had to hand it to the Patrician.
You had to see it to believe it was real. - Duncan MacLeod
You hair's thinning. So who wants fat hair?
You hairdressing little cowpokes! - Mike to Mads
You hairdressing little cowpokes! -- Mike Nelson
You harldy went to council meeting until I showed up. - Sheridan
You hate mail.
You have 144 mails
You have 2 choices for dinner--take it or leave it
You have 2 choices for dinner. Take it or leave it. Bon appetit!
You have 2 choices...open the door or I hump your leg!
You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you
You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy
You have HUGE ... Eyes! (Must be a hyperactive thyroid.)
You have PMS and a Handgun? I'll go quietly.....
You have PMS and a Handgun? I'll go quietly. - Smart guy
You have PMS and a Handgun? You're in charge!
You have PMS and a Sword? I'll go quietly. - Smart guy
You have Voice Mail..."Please deposit 35 cents"
You have _got_ to do better! - Intendant
You have a *serious* impulse control problem! - The Riddler
You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window
You have a SERIOUS impulse control problem! -Riddler, BATMAN FOREVER
You have a Wessonality disorder.
You have a better idea? - Sisko
You have a boogie in your nose. - F!
You have a boogie in your nose. - Freakazoid
You have a brilliant grasp of human nature, Wally. - Dogbert
You have a certain flair for sarcasm. -- Garek
You have a clear mind, it isn't cluttered up with facts!
You have a collective call from Borg, will you accept the charges?
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic
You have a demented mind... and I admire that in a person
You have a diarrhea of words and constipation of thought.
You have a face like Captain Hook's arse when he wiped it with the wrong hand
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
You have a fine personality..but not for a human
You have a friend at the FBI. -- Mr. X
You have a frog in your pocket?
You have a gift for understatement, Mr. Spock. Kirk
You have a hard time getting a waiter
You have a hard time getting up in the morning
You have a higher tolerance level than most people around my town...:-)
You have a hole in your mind... Fill it with Bab5 beer!
You have a keen eye for the obvious
You have a licence to kill, not to break traffic laws. - Q (Golden Eye)
You have a lot of free time, don't you? - Crow to Tom
You have a lovely brain. It will make a fine addition to our files.
You have a lovely brain. It'll make a good addition to our files.-HD
You have a martyr complex, Doctor. - Spock
You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.)
You have a mean face. It punished people.
You have a mean face...it punishes people!
You have a message from the operator
You have a mouth like a steel trap....Full of mice!
You have a nail
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. --Henny Youngman
You have a nimble wit. I think twas made of Atalanta's heels. - w.s.
You have a nimble wit. I think twas made of Atalanta's heels. - w.s.
You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.
You have a perverted mind! I like that in a person!
You have a point there, but if you comb over it, no one'll see
You have a poor choice of friends. Kor to Kirk on Spock
You have a question for my face? -- Crow T. Robot
You have a question for my face? -Crow as David Hartman
You have a ready wit. Let me know where it's ready.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. --Henny Youngman
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pity that it's totally undeserved
You have a right to be stupid but don't abuse the privilege.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
You have a room-temperature I.Q.
You have a ship? - Data to Jack London
You have a sick, sick, sick mind. Mind you, so did Freud. -Jalapeno
You have a slow clock.
You have a slow leak? - Yakko
You have a snail
You have a strange eye for beauty, Dax. Sisko
You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.
You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first
You have a sub-dermal communicator? - Jennifer2
You have a sudden craving for a pecan twirl
You have a tagline pointed at your head. What do you do?
You have a tail
You have a talent for umox! -Quark
You have a taxidermist's phone number on your speed dial
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most comp
You have a thing about weddings, don't you? - Annie Ross
You have a thing about weddings, don't you? - Duncan MacLeod
You have a time machine and you use it for watching television?
You have a tongue blessed by the God, Sterculius
You have a truly strong individuality
You have a very good point. (Fortunately, your hat covers it!)
You have a very good point; but comb your hair right, it won't show.
You have a very striking face. Can I strike it too?
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom y
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact
You have a wrong number. Please hangup the phone and press redial.
You have a yearning for perfection
You have absolutely no idea what irony is, have you Baldrick?
You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n). --More--
You have again wasted a great chance to remain silent
You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead. -- Lois Platford
You have all the brainpower of a dead amoeba.
You have all the character references of a politician. - Odo.
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. - Aristophanes
You have all the qualities of a politician. Odo
You have all the signs of a serious tagline addiction
You have all the tender sweetness f a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
You have always been a part of the Prime. -- Sister Evara
You have always been here. Kosh to Sheridan
You have always been here. - Ambassador Kosh
You have always been here. - Koch
You have always been here. - Kosh, the Vorlon Ambassador.
You have always been here. --Ambassador Kosh.
You have always been here... - Kosh
You have always been my inspiration
You have an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
You have an ability to sense and know higher truth
You have an advantage: You can kiss my butt, and I can't
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
You have an important role as a negative example.
You have an incoming phone call... +++ ATH
You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools
You have an interesting point
You have an opinion on the matter??
You have an opinion, but it's still wet behind the ears"
You have an overactive imagination... - Dax
You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly
You have an unusual magnetic personality
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down
You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships
You have any Dramamine? These things always make me seasick - Mulder
You have arrived at a totally illogical conclusion. - Spock
You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! - Beavis
You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay! - Cornholio
You have baseball eyes-two baggers!
You have beautiful thighs
You have become your father - Well-Dressed Man to Mulder
You have been a bad li'tle bunny rabbit, George.
You have been accused of committing a homocide. - Worf
You have been caught cheating on taglines again.
You have been completely annihilated. Congratulations
You have been corrected, Captain. - Spock
You have been correctly informed. - Bareil
You have been eaten by a grue. -Zork
You have been found unworthy of having existed. - Inquisitor
You have been immortalized, true! Forever? Hmmmmm. :-)
You have been on 9 minutes with 21 remaining
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have been targeted for termination.
You have been using this software for 26363 days. Please register it!
You have been warned
You have blue mail
You have both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to the crew - Picard
You have bubbles in his think tank.
You have bubbles in your think tank
You have called 99999 times today! NO CARRIER!
You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge... - The Phantom
You have come to seek me out with your green eyes. - Lo Pan
You have connected to a C=64 BBS! !@#$&*@#$ NO CARRIER
You have connected to a C=64 BBS! +++ATH0 NO CARRIER
You have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth
You have crossed the path of DIE FLADERMAUS!...which is ok...really
You have delusions of adequacy.
You have diabetes, Tom said sweetly
You have diabetes, Tom's doctor said sweetly.
You have entered Ontario. Set your clocks back 20 years
You have entered a dark place
You have equality only when differences do not matter
You have erased the thin line between genius and insanity
You have failed many times? How fortunate! You ought to know by now some of the things NOT to do
You have failed the test.
You have fallen so far behind, there is no reason to log
You have fe-mail
You have five million muslims after you... (Elaine)
You have forgotten something. Your V8. -- Kosh, the short-order cook.
You have forgotten who you are. Mufasa
You have found him... Captain Picard. - Ambassador Spock
You have freedom when you're easy in your harness.
You have gambled with your own life, and you face the night alone
You have gone where no man's gone before!" Bones
You have got the BFG 9000 !
You have got the chain saw !
You have got to be kidding me! -- Crow T. Robot
You have got to teach me to do that sometime. - Natalie Lambert
You have had a considerable spectrum of occupations. Data
You have had a long--term stimulation relative to busines
You have hate mail.
You have his solar panels aimed at the moon.
You have it floored in neutral.
You have junk mail.
You have just been served by the *Tagline Addict*
You have just crossed that line... -- Joel Robinson
You have just entered THE EMMITT ZONE!
You have just left the family-zone, cover eyes accordingly
You have just made your first mistake, Vedec. - Sisko
You have just won a trip on the E! Phone 1-8&^ NO CARRIER
You have learned much, young one. - Vader
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop
You have little to fear brave knight, unless the dragon stops purring.
You have lost a screw. Please don't tell anybody!
You have made an enemy today.
You have made an enemy today. - Kazon
You have made many enemies - G'Kar Call it a lifestyle - Garibaldi
You have made me proud. - Apollo
You have made me the happiest giant talking worm in the world. -EWJim
You have made the world a better place-Crow reads to Dr.F
You have mail
You have mail that you shouldn't read in front of others
You have mail, but I'm baffled as to where I put it
You have mail, but not for long!
You have mail, for a change
You have mail, which I have read. You live a boring life
You have mail.
You have mail. For a change of pace, I have hidden it
You have mail. How unusual
You have mail. It will self-destruct in 30 seconds
You have mail. It's ticking
You have managed to stay in good standing with me.
You have many friends and very few enemies
You have me at a disadvantage, MacLeod! Kalas
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
You have mistakenly ascribed that item to me.
You have more guts than a road kill
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior
You have my files, you have my gun-Don't ask for my trust
You have my personal guarantee. - Arthur Daley
You have my sympathys but there may be more questions. - Sisko
You have never failed to Meditate, or AP, or OBE, or FYHO, or
You have new junk mail waiting! Read now? (Y/n)
You have new mail
You have new mail, and it's leading your old mail to revolution!
You have new spam
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar. - Smaug
You have no RIGHTS to be Politically Correct
You have no debt to me, Mr. Paris. Tuvok
You have no earthly idea how bizarre I truly am! - Goldust
You have no file restrictions! I want more file access
You have no file restrictions! I want more file access ...NO CARRIER
You have no grain in the silo
You have no idea how difficult this is with fins! -Bowlin Bob, EWJim
You have no idea what you are about to endure. -- Dr. Forrester
You have no idea what you are! - Tarsis
You have no idea. - Worf to Data
You have no knowledge of your true potential. - Ramirez
You have no mail
You have no problem? Call us and you'll get one at
You have no real enemies
You have no regard for the consequences of your acts
You have no rights,only orders to be carried out. --CancerMan to Krycek
You have no rights... only orders to be carried out. - Cancerman
You have no time to think when you are speaking
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. -- John Viscount Morley
You have not died if somone remembers you
You have not died until you have experienced a group hangover.
You have not heard the last of me!
You have not suffered the ravages of intelligence
You have nothing I want. - Worf
You have nothing to be afraid of - Scully
You have nothing to be afraid of. - Scully (Revelations)
You have nothing to fear from Tongue-Tongue, he's only tasting you
You have nothing to fear from us. Janeway
You have nothing to lose & everything to gain.
You have nothing to resist but resistance itself. -- JFK of Borg
You have nothing to resist but resistence itself
You have now crossed that line! - Picard
You have now entered the Zucchini Zone <creepy music>
You have offended yourself. I have done nothing but exist. --Scott Safier
You have old mail
You have one chance to live. - The Crow
You have only a very small head and must live within it.
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced
You have personal mail. Assume warm glow? (Y/N).
You have pimples! Oxy-cute them! - Tom on closeup of geek
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls
You have probably guess by now that the answer to this is yes.
You have problems. - Margo Lane to Lamont Cranston
You have quite an imagination, Bob!
You have quite an imagination, Chrissy Di!
You have reach the Borg... Press 1 to be assimilated...Press 2 for
You have reach this tagline, ple$%%#$^&^# - darn recorders!!!!
You have reache the limit of Shadow or the end of yourself.
You have reached 1-800-I-FEEL-OK
You have reached 911, all representatives are currently busy.
You have reached 911. Please hold
You have reached 911. To report a murder, press 1...To
You have reached the Borg... Press 1 to be assimilated...Press 2 for
You have reached the Borg..Press 1 for assimilation, Press 2 for assim
You have reached the Incontinence Hotline. Please hold
You have reached the Lawn Mowing Enthusiast BBS @#$&$#! MOW CARRIER
You have reached the Lawn Mowing Enthusiast BBS! +++ATH0...NO CARRIER
You have reached the Suicide Hotline... please hold.
You have reached the limit of Shadow or the end of yourself
You have read mail
You have responsibilities, junior... - Crow
You have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser.
You have seen the hidden path. You must follow or forsake it. -TT
You have set them all on fire! -- Judas
You have several screws loose.
You have several screws loose. (Most already fell out.)
You have sex with women? That's sick. - Ray I.
You have sex, complain to have it
You have six fingers on your right hand. <thud>
You have so MUCH and I have so little.... - Rom
You have some advice for me? - Sisko
You have something, Constable? Sisko
You have stimulated me! You have stimulated me!
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is all you really need. - Vernon Howard
You have such a keen sense of the obvious
You have taken yourself too seriously.
You have taken yourself too seriously. - The Fifth, and only, rule of the British diplomatic service
You have tasted two worms. - Spooner
You have the Mark of the Beast on you - Mike
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double dose of acid.
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double espresso
You have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha.
You have the attention span of a ferret on double espresso
You have the attitude of a winner
You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
You have the body of a 19ty to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today
You have the bridge Number One..I have to go number two
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will l
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. If You'll let yourself.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today
You have the con Mr. @TOLAST@
You have the con Mr. Bullitt.
You have the con Mr. Orville.
You have the conn, Mr. @TOLAST@
You have the feet of a teenager. - Hawkeye to Col. Potter
You have the flu!
You have the heart of a conservative...a lump of black rock.
You have the honor of being the first visitor from the other side
You have the inalienable right to say <G>oodbye at any time
You have the mental agility of a soap dish
You have the mind of a 2 yr. old, And He Wants It Back!
You have the mind of a two-year-old. (He wants it back!)
You have the mind of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact
You have the power to make the difference
You have the recall of a lima bean, Pinky. - The Brain
You have the recall of a lima bean. - Brain (to Pinky)
You have the right to be silent
You have the right to be silent. You have the right to have a lawyer
You have the right to bear arms, bare chest... oops, sorry!
You have the right to have a lawyer
You have the right to life until you're born
You have the right to remain Stupid, Everything you say can and will be ignored
You have the right to remain an idiot, @FN@.
You have the right to remain assimilated. Anything you say or do will be futile
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to remain silent so please SHUT UP!
You have the right to remain silent, If you give up that right. DEATH!
You have the right to remain silent, said Tom arrestingly.
You have the right to remain silent. Exercise it
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you
You have the right to remain silent. Use it!
You have the right to remain silent....
You have the right to remain silent.... USE IT!
You have the right to remain unconscious. <Riggs>
You have the wisdom which comes with age - senility!
You have this "just spanked" look about you.
You have three options: Die. Die painfully. Drink Pepsi.
You have to >be< an antique to appreciate one.
You have to admit, that was exciting. - Mulder (Space)
You have to be REALLY short to be an underdog!
You have to be SURE of yourself... I think
You have to be an antique to appreciate them.
You have to be faster! Or else you'll be burned!
You have to be rolling before you can be fighting. -- Hoist
You have to be sharp to be on the cutting edge.
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
You have to be trusted...by the people that you lie to... - Pink Floyd
You have to be very sneaky if you borrow your sister's clothes.
You have to believe in something. I believe I'll have a beer.
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate entire worlds. - Barbara Bloom
You have to commit me. - Ace Ventura
You have to do more than call to make a cat come.
You have to draw the line somewhere: ----------------
You have to get up pretty early to fool me pretty early.
You have to give it the full path to your editor so it can find it.
You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven. - Hendrix
You have to hand it to Venus de Milo -- otherwise she'd starve.
You have to hand it to him, so, go ahead already and hand it to him....
You have to hate to lose to win
You have to have a quick wit to keep up with @TOFIRST@
You have to have a quick wit to keep up with All.
You have to have an ace in the hole.
You have to have it in the bottle before you can pour it!
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a prince
You have to kiss alot of frogs before you meet the handsome prince!
You have to kiss many frogs before you find a prince !
You have to know the rules to break them
You have to know these sorts of things when you're a king.
You have to know these things when you're a king, you know
You have to know where you are before you know what to do. Streetwise
You have to listen. To Goody-Two-Shoes. Rodent
You have to move to limit freedom. - B. Clinton, 1994
You have to move to limit freedom." - Bill Clinton, @YEAR@
You have to move to limit personal freedom. - Bill Clinton, 1994
You have to mow MY lawn, AND DO A DECENT JOB OF IT FOR A CHANGE! -- NF
You have to pay us to take that away. - Yakko
You have to re-crank your car at every intersection
You have to rebuild human culture with every generation
You have to respect the branch cut
You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see
You have to show a Missourian how to DO IT.
You have to sign a message like that "THE MODERATOR", are you?
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day
You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! - Chandler
You have to support the right party, said the politician patronizingly.
You have to the count of 3 to stop it ... 1000, 999, 998, 997, 996
You have to trust me.Please. Trust me. <B2>
You have to vewwy quite when assimiwating. --Fudd of Borg.
You have to wonder about any period in history in which p
You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive
You have too many lice to feel an itch.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabin
You have too much yardage between the goal posts
You have total recall of all things imaginary. Roseanne
You have trouble dealing with reality.
You have turned this into a galley?! Janeway
You have two chances. Slim and none
You have two choices for dinner. Take it or leave it.
You have two choices for dinner. You can take it or you can leave it.
You have two choices for dinner: Take it or leave it.
You have two choices: vote, or lose all your rights.
You have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise
You have two neurons separated by a spirochete.
You have unread mail
You have used this unregistered copy 620,958,284 times.
You have used this unregistered copy one googol times.
You have violated Robot's Rules of Order
You have won $1,000,000!! Press ALT-$ to collect!!
You have your intelligence controlling your fear. - Spock
You have your orders.
You have your problems, and I have yours.
You have your prophets, I have my profits.
You have your solar panels aimed at the moon
You have your whole lives behind you now... -- Dr. Chennard
You have...forgotten something. - Kosh
You haven't a single redeeming vice.
You haven't answered my question. - Spock
You haven't been acceptable. You've been REMARKABLE.--Kes to HoloDoc
You haven't converted a man because you've silenced him
You haven't lived till you try anchovie pizza with marshmellow sauce.
You haven't lived until you've slept with Laurie. - Barbara Matson
You haven't lost anything else I hope? - Odo
You haven't lost until you quit trying
You haven't lost your mind, it's backed up somewhere
You haven't said a word to me in over an hour. Kira
You haven't saved? Oh BTW, what's this button next to turbo for?
You haven't seen America 'til you've seen it from a train. - Mulder
You haven't seen my Royal touch, have you? -Iolus
You haven't seen my bad side yet.
You haven't seen your floor in a week
You haven't the vaguest conception under God what you ask!
You hazed your own self? - Crow to Mike
You hazed your own self? -- Crow T. Robot
You headbutt steel posts for fun
You headed somewhere with this or just grazing? -- Col. Potter
You hear a boom. You see a flash. You see a smoking Mech
You hear laughter cracking through the walls -- it sends you spinning
You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? Marsellus Wallace
You hear some-thing about someone you thought you know
You hear that, whoever you are, where ever you are... I QUIT. - Sam
You hear the _strangest_ things around here
You hear the tolling bell and touch the silk in your lapel
You heard me Chekhov....trash the planet !
You heard me Spock. I said, SHUT YOUR VULCAN MOUTH ! ! !
You heard me rapping, right? - The Crow
You heard me, Tinker Gnomes have invented Uzis
You heard that we were great, and now you know we're lame. --Local H
You heard the Commander, you star-butts! - Plug
You heard the man. - Fourby
You heard, on your way troublemaker!
You here again?? When do you sleep??
You hit me Picard never hit me. - Q. I'm not Picard. - Sisko.
You hit me! Picard never hit me! - Q to Sisko
You hit me! Picard never hit me... * Q
You hit me! Professor Robinson never hit me! - Dr. Smith to Sisko
You hit me! @TOLAST@ never hit me! I'm not @TOLAST@
You hit me! Bullitt never hit me! I'm not Bullitt.
You hit me! Orville never hit me! I'm not Orville.
You hit me! Picard never hit me. -- Q I'm NOT Picard! -- Sisko
You hit me! Picard never hit me. I'm NOT Picard!
You hit me! Professor Robinson never hit me! --Dr. Smith to Sisko.
You hit me... Picard never hit me. - Q. I'm not Picard. - Sisko.
You hit the nail right between the eyes!
You hold 'em off, I'll go for help
You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh)
You hold an opinion. A conviction holds you
You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate! - Real live resume statement
You hold to nothing, as fast as you can - Tori Amos
You how where we went wrong during the American Revolution? It should have been NO TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION too!
You humans are all alike.
You humans are simply fascinating! -- The Infinite Man
You humans are so unpredictable. - Rayden
You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. - Spock
You hunt us. You kill us. We cannot allow that. -- Picard
You hurl the fireball and hit the Buick for 34 HP!
You hurt that woman and it will take you 10 days to die - Garibaldi
You idiot! You *made* me! - The Joker
You idiot! You look even more stupid than usual! - Ren
You idiot. Think you could handle reading instructions?
You idiots! That's a live grenade! - Army recruiter, B&B
You idiots! You've captured they're stunt doubles!
You improve on misquotation
You in the red shirt, go check out that strange noise.
You in the red shirt, go look behind that big rock!
You in the red uniform, see what that noise is. - Kirk
You in the red, investigate that noise. * Kirk
You incremented the count. I smoked your monitor. We're even.
You infernal machine! Give me a soda or my money back!
You interrupted a Zane Grey gunfight for a schoolyard spat?! Potter
You just *don't* go around slapping girls on the but