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Y B ordinary.
Y Chromosomes: Deity's way of keeping things mildly interesting.
Y H g0d yUNg. nt h avrg g in (oGss.
Y bother with games that aren't worth the CD they are on!!
Y is for Yar, who was killed on Vagra ][
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin
Y is for Yuggoth, a planet far
Y"ou're perfectly heatlhy, Mr. Spock." Chapel
Y' yin quap' je! (Klingon for "Survive and succeed".)
Y'ALL BE QUIET OR THE CUTE LITTLE BUNNY DIES! - Ms. Crabtree
Y'Know, those witty message-ending one-liners :)
Y'a plus de ciel que de terre parce que sur la terre, y'a de l'eau
Y'ain't drunk if y'can lie on th'floor without hanging on
Y'all Come Now, Ya Heaahhh ?
Y'all are a pretty crazy bunch of people, like myself * John Stewart
Y'all must be hearin' things. - Data
Y'all must be mistaken. - Data
Y'know Jerry, it's a good thing I wasn't so particular. - Mr. Seinfeld
Y'know how s'm people treat th'r body like a TEMPLE? Well, I treat mine like 'n AMUSEMENT PARK... S'great
Y'know spend Karma and you can get a red .. Bwahahaha
Y'know the one thing we need is a left hand monkey wrench
Y'know these things are REALLY hard to load... - Jerry, on Pez
Y'know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!!! - Yakko
Y'know you're a computer addict when
Y'know, I've been wondering how being dead is a tax advantage
Y'know...OS/2 requires more memory than any Windows app I've ever seen
Y're growing old when your knees buckle & your belt won't
Y'see? It heard the word power and it responded, just like we do!
Y.A. Tittle, out - Mike as bald air traffic controller
Y0u +avE bEEU a$imi+atEd. Y0u aLE U0w: ||+||||#||
Y2K-Y Jelly: when you want to put four digits where only two could fit before
Y2K: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
Y666 - amount of damage done by the beast that ate Tokyo
YA YA YA YA I AM THE EGGMAN
YAAAAAWN where have you been? Prince Valium
YAAR if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice machine
YAB: Yet Another Bug
YABADABADOO! "Oh Fred, you spoke in TONGUES!"
YABAs: Yet Another Babylon Anomaly.
YABBA DABBA DON'T
YABBA-DABBA-DOODADS! - Greaseman
YABUA Yet Another Backbreaking Unix Acronym grep?
YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
YAFT-Yet Another Fine Tagline
YAGDSFC - Yet Another Gawd Damned Science Fiction Classic
YAKKO-I be Yakking Yak, WAKKO-I be Wakko Who Waltzes With Wolves
YAKKO.SYS corrupt. <A>bort, <R>etry, <U>nZoo YAK.ZOO?
YAKKO.SYS corrupt. <A>bort, <R>etry, <U>se ANIMAL.YAK ? _
YAKKO.SYS missing: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ancel Animaniacs?
YAKKO.SYS not found! <A>bort <R>etry <C>ancel Animaniacs
YAKKO.SYS not found, reboot Animaniacs? <Y/N/R> -- WB's Computer
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
YAKKO.SYS not found: <R>etry <F>ail <A>ttract with NURSE.SYS?
YAMAHA: You Always Must Acknowledge Higher Authority
YAMLA. YAMLA YAMLA YAMLA. yamla? YAMLA! yamla yamla
YANKEE(n): like a Quickie,but you do it yourself
YAPT -- Yet Another Pointless Tagline
YAR Yet Another Rumor
YASE: Yet Another Stupid Error
YASQ Yet Another Stupid Question
YAT Yet Another Tagline
YAT = Yet Another Tagline
YATI Yet Another Trivial Inconsistancy
YATI *this*, you pissy little...OOPS...wrong show!
YATI: Yet Another Trek Inconsistency
YAWA: You and what army? (Sam Tuirel)
YAWN(n):only time some men get 2 open their mouths
YAWN: A silent shout
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed
YAWN: The only time @FN@ gets to open his mouth.
YAWN: The only time men get to open their mouths.
YDAGWYW: You Don't Always Get What You Want
YEA, YEA...Once A Hobby, Now An Expensive Addiction!
YEAH! An' I got a dog what plays the saxophone!
YEAH! I LOVE MY BOTTOM SPOTTY! -Vyv
YEAH!! But why doesn't it work???
YEAH!!! Flame war FLAME WAR!!! I'm a happy GUY!!! :-)
YEAH!!!!!!
YEAH, I MAINLINE CAFFEINE!!! SO?!!!
YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT ....... We finally got one to work -- computer terms as seen from a Marketing point of view
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT: finally got one that worked
YEEE-HAWW! ... That's the official redneck noise. -- Foxworthy
YEEEEESSSSSS!
YELLOW PAGES - Any book a naked baby sits on.
YELLOW RIVER by I. P. Freely
YELLOW SUBMARINE - Apple - 13 Jan 69
YER A REDNECK IF you can have sex w/o spilling your beer.
YES !! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO !!! - Vyvyn, The Young Ones
YES! <pumping a fist> - Anna Steven
YES! I'm a trouble maker!
YES! It's about time they played something cool. -- Butthead
YES! It's the Duke of Kent to the rescue!
YES! Now we're getting somewhere! - Butt-Head
YES! E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y has to LIKE me! (George)
YES! GOOD BYE JACK BUTLER! YES YES YES! - Danny Della Paolera
YES! It's about time they played something cool. -- Butthead
YES! Now we're getting somewhere! -- Butthead
YES! Otherwise I wouldn't be here, silly!
YES! Sound Garden kicks ass!
YES! We Deliver... Open 24HRS!
YES! YES! YES! <lifting a fist in solidarity> - Anna Steven
YES! You may have already won
YES! You may have already won.......
YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!!
YES, @FROM@ is my real name!
YES, Cherry is my real name!
YES, this is my Truck; NO, I will not help you Move !
YES, you have NO email today.
YES, you have NO email today.
YES,tonight....I have a headache!!!
YES661: Your Easy Shop (on SKY EPG 661)
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
YGLT You're gonna love this
YGWYPF: You Get What You Pay For
YHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
YIELD(n):the sign your kids "purchased" at about 3 am
YIG Yes, I'm Grinning
YIHmey vImuSqu' (Translation: I hate Tribbles!)
YII: Yield to Irresistable Impulse
YIP YAP YAP yip yip yip YAP yap yap *BANG* -NO TERRIER-
YIP! YIP! YAP! YAP! YIP! *BANG* ^&$&NO TERRIER
YKYABD if no one shows up for your gamming session
YKYABD if the players throw dice at you
YKYAR if you've been arrested for relieving yourself in an ice machine
YKYARW You know you're a redneck when==
YKYARW Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card
YKYARW the main color of your pickup is primer.
YKYARW the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
YKYARW you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
YKYARW you come back from the dump with more than you took
YKYARW you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
YKYARW you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window.
YKYARW you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
YKYARW you're too drunk to fish.
YKYARW your truck cost more than your house.
YKYBDTTLW ... everything you post comes out in taglines.
YKYBDTTLW ... you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBDTTLW ... you start singing tagline songs
YKYBDTTLW ... you're always saying, "That'd make a great tagline!"
YKYBDTTLW ...People begin turning your messages into taglines
YKYBDTTLW ...You begin turning other peoples messages into taglines
YKYBDTTLW everything you post comes out in taglines.
YKYBDTTLW you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBDTTLW you start singing tagline songs.
YKYBDTTLW you're always saying, That'd make a great tagline!
YKYBDTTLW...everything you post comes out in recipes.
YKYBDTTLW...you start writing taglines about writing taglines
YKYBDTTLW: you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
YKYBITTL When "Bother, Said pooh" is in your normal vocabulary!
YKYBITTL when Myra harrasses you with winkie messages!
YKYBITTL when ya know Anime from Animaniacs without watchin!
YKYBITTL when you build an altar to Gary Caplan!
YKYBITTL when you can't find any new tags outta 84 messages!
YKYBITTL when you create a special macro for "*S*W*I*P*E*D*"
YKYBITTL when you find yourself asking, "A Crow is a BIRD??"
YKYBITTL when you start examining messages for hidden tags!
YKYBITTL when you're up to your neck in Tribble taglines!
YKYBITTL when your message text becomes tagline fodder!
YKYBRTMRJW you hear yourself say "Blood and bloody ashes!"
YKYBRTMRJW: You think of David Koresh as a False Dragon.
YKYBWTMB5W--The phone rings and you tap the back of your hand.
YKYHW = You Know You're Hooked When:
YKYHW: you Blue Wave EVERY conference
YKYHW: you answer people in chat out loud
YKYHW: you are in chat by yourself and like it
YKYHW: you can understand your taglines
YKYHW: you can't get away from the screen
YKYHW: you can't pry your fingers from the keys
YKYHW: you consider BBS subs the ultimate gift
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than chocolate
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than ice cream
YKYHW: you consider BBSing better than sex
YKYHW: you consider file listing serious research
YKYHW: you copy every tagline you can find
YKYHW: you don't care if you never get phone calls
YKYHW: you don't eat supper until breakfast time
YKYHW: you dream of new Trade Wars moves
YKYHW: you experience "screen vision"
YKYHW: you feel depressed when you can't log on
YKYHW: you flame yourself to watch the action
YKYHW: you forget how to leave your screen
YKYHW: you get excited by the time bank balance
YKYHW: you get nervous when away from the BBS
YKYHW: you have treads on your fingertips
YKYHW: you hold the world's record for posting
YKYHW: you laugh out loud at the taglines
YKYHW: you log on right at midnight after reset
YKYHW: you post a test to yourself every day
YKYHW: you post messages to see your name in print
YKYHW: you realize you never sleep anymore
YKYHW: you sign your handle to your checks
YKYHW: you spend all night making up taglines
YKYHW: You answer people in chat out loud.
YKYHW: You are in chat by yourself and like it.
YKYHW: You can understand your Taglines.
YKYHW: You can't get away from the screen.
YKYHW: You can't pry your fingers from the keys.
YKYHW: You consider BBS subs the ultimate gift.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than chocolate.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than sex.
YKYHW: You consider file listing serious research.
YKYHW: You copy every Tagline you can find.
YKYHW: You don't care if you never get phone calls.
YKYHW: You don't eat supper until breakfast time.
YKYHW: You dream of new Trade Wars moves.
YKYHW: You experience screen vision.
YKYHW: You feel depressed when you can't log on.
YKYHW: You flame yourself to watch the action.
YKYHW: You forget how to leave your screen.
YKYHW: You get excited by the time bank balance.
YKYHW: You get nervous when away from the BBS.
YKYHW: You have treads on your fingertips.
YKYHW: You hold the world's record for posting.
YKYHW: You laugh out loud at the Taglines.
YKYHW: You log on right at midnight after reset.
YKYHW: You post a test to yourself every day.
YKYHW: You post messages to see your name in print.
YKYHW: You realize you never sleep anymore.
YKYHW: You save Tagline *conferences*.
YKYHW: You sign your handle to your checks.
YKYHW: You spend all night editing Taglines.
YKYHW: You spend all night editing recipes.
YKYHW: You spend all night making up Taglines.
YKYHW: the computer store gives you a fequent buyer discount.
YKYHW: you Blue Wave EVERY conference
YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop
YKYHW: you sell your house to pay for board access
YKYHW: you start carring a clipboard around to write down good taglines
YKYHW: you start seeing messages in your dreams
YKYHW: you start thinking about your computer at work.
YKYHW: you want your own echo to moderate
YKYHW: your fingers fall off
YMBACHI: Any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos
YMBAGI: you ever considered killing someone for losing your dice
YMBAGI: you look around you and figure the damage office supplies do
YMBAGI: you think of everyone in terms of their experience level
YMBAGI: you try punishing your dice when they roll badly
YMBARI: "Somebody jiggle that" is a common household phrase.
YMBAT If you say "On Screen" to turn your TV on - YMBAT
YMBAT if you live at 1701 Kirk St. (no Apt. A, B, C, D!)
YMBATA = Youth Might Be Attracted To Angels; or,
YMBATI: you scream "MIRAMANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" while making love
YMMV Your mileage may vary.
YMartha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is boil the chicken in water then Dump The Stock.
YO MAMA LOOKS LIKE A HUMOR MODERATOR.
YO MAMA LOOKS LIKE A HUMOR MODERATOR.
YO MIKEY!!! He'll eat anything!!!
YO MOMMA WEARS OPEN TOED COMBAT SANDALS
YO car's so ugly, Someone broke in just to steal The CLUB
YO mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
YO mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
YO! Picard! That jus' ain't logical! * S'talone of Vulcan
YO! Tell me what you want, What you really really want!!! - Spice Girls
YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode
YOGI BERRA - It's Good to Be Alive
YOGURT---The baby's home facial kit.
YOKO ONO CAN'T PAINT FOR TOFU
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU'LL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
YOOooooooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOooooOOoooOO!!
YOT YM: My toy, backwards.
YOU *did* vote out the Democrats in office!!! 11/08/1994.
YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT by Sue Nora Later.
YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAYTHING!! - Woody to Buzz
YOU ARE A TOY!! - Woody to Buzz
YOU ARE HERE ------------< X
YOU ARE HERE- (Where did you think you were?) Mindplayers
YOU ARE HERE-> (Where did you think you were?) - Mindplayers, Cadigan
YOU ARE NOW MY MASTER, AND KURT COBAIN IS MY GOD... -Dingbelle
YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!!!! -- Ren Hoek
YOU CAN COUNT ON THE DECIMAL SYSTEM
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME..etc.etc. - BUT NOT US!
YOU CAN PUT PICKLES UP YOURSELF <Newspaper Headline>
YOU CAN SHARE YOUR BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU CAN STOP NOW! --Anna, LGD
YOU CAN WITH A HARRIDAN!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T WIN, YOU CAN'T BREAK EVEN, EITHER.
YOU CANNOT PARTITION THE LORD WITH DOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MONEY
YOU DIE!! Oh wait, we haven't gotten to that point in the game, yet
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE A BEER HOME IN THE MORNING.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT ! JUST TURN DOWN THE TONER VOLUME !
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF CONFUSION AND MISERY until you have searched for enlightenment and happiness
YOU FORMATTED WHAT?!?!?!?!!!!.
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY - E.D. 209
YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO AROUSE VARIOUS EMOTIONS IN ME. Please select carefully
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN: You can remember when it wasn't necessary to call the bank before the plumber
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN: You go to the Mall not to shop but get a free blood pressure examination
YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, DIDNT YOU? -- BOB
YOU MAY EXPERIENCE RECEPTION DIFFICULTIES -DO NOT ADJUST YOUR WALL
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, Hey, y'all watch this!
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Jack Daniels makes your list of Most Admired People
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... One of your kids was born on a pool table
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You go to your family reunion looking for a date
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its 'wheels'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You take a six-pack cooler to church
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think Genitalia is an Italian airline
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, Gentlemen, start your engines
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your Junior/Senior Prom had a 'Daycare'
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your school fight song is Dueling Banjos
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..... Your wife's (mother, daughter, sister, girlfriend) hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
YOU NAAAAASTY MAN! - Joe Penner
YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY - E.D. 209
YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT IS 'ENOUGH' AFTER YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU FASCIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!
YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?! Yes daddy. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!! - Extreme
YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!
YOU WILL *NEVER**SINK**THIS**BOAT*! -- Lt. Dan
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable
YOU WON TOPIC-LOTTO!! You get to pick today's topic!! Have fun!!
YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE
YOU are bluffing! Bayleth
YOU are correct. Data
YOU can double your money! ... Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can double your money, @TOFIRST@! Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can double your money, Orville! Here's how: fold it in half!
YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime
YOU do that... <shuffle, shuffle, flop, THUD> - Anna Steven
YOU get 6 F R E E Steak Knives with every Tagline
YOU go and love your brother.I'll go and love your sister
YOU go talk to the "Friendly" RED Dragon !
YOU have been caught stealing taglines again!
YOU look like an elephant!
YOU multitask?? I'm WRITING this on the toilet!!
YOU saved his life. YOU did. Not some program.--Kes
YOU take the three taglines....I'LL take the rest
YOU try and color-coordinate in the dark! - Klinger
YOU! Kidney failure! -Death
YOU! WHAT PLANET IS THIS?! - McCoy
YOU! - Beam up to the runabout and call the station! - Kira
YOU! Chair! G'won g'won g'won! I LOVE my chair. - Ted Bullpit
YOU! Kidney failure! --Death.
YOU!! Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!! An make it SNAPPY!!
YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT YOUR NAME AND PUT IN YOUR VARIABLE (WHICH IS
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCH!
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A CLONE!
YOU'RE NOT OF THE BODY!!! - McCoy
YOU'RE Zaphod Beeblebrox? THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?
YOU'RE scared? How d'you think I feel? - Lister
YOU'VE become quite friendly with Major Kira, haven't you? - O'Brien
YOU'VE been ta3:05) Number: 21
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again haven't you?
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again! - Sinclair
YOU'VE been talking to GARIBALDI again! Haven't you?
YOU, GOLD, OWE, ME! Quark
YOU... CAN'T... BUILD... ROBOTS! -- Crow T. Robot
YOU...CAN'T...BUILD...ROBOTS! - Crow to Mike
YOU...STUPID...LITTLE...(beep) - Crow to his computer
YOU? Run MY bar?!?!? Wahahahaha! - Quark
YOUNG LOCHINVAR - Came *Into* the West
YOUR A REDNECK IF the color of your car is 'primer'.
YOUR ADVERTISMENT HERE $10 /Month
YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT. PASS IT ON
YOUR REASONING IS EXCELLENT. It's your basic assumptions that are wrong
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
YOUR SUBSYSTEM HAS DIED
YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE!!!
YOUR help is the last thing he needs. - Nemesis
YOUTHFUL FIGURE: What you get when you ask a woman her age.
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!"
YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!
YOW!!! I am having fun!!!
YOWCH! I bit my tongue! ...and it needs a pinch of something
YOYO: (See EFBI)
YOZOZO! You are a mallard
YO_'RE C_NCELED. -- A Letter To Pat Sajak
YOu knO, a mOOse Once bit my sister
YPT Your Pal Tony, Your Phaser Tickles
YRthere so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?--Kermit
YTERM: A terminal program for queries.
YUPPIES: Yes Under Peer Pressure I Eat Sushi.
YVONNE KING just wants to PUUUUMMMMPPPP. . . YOU UP!
YW> DW> JP> K> B> AH> M> C> KM> SJ> SM> SV> QB> Stop quoting this!
YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed -- Butthead
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ya I 'read' Playboy. That's it, that's the ticket
Ya I know, I look like Mel Gibson, everyone says that.
Ya can't blame a guy for trying to con--er, make a buck!-Scheme Gene
Ya can't go round sayin yer gonna do somethin, and then not do it-WJBC
Ya can't sing you know. * Talkie Toaster
Ya canna be sayin I speak wi a accent, can ya? -- Scotty
Ya canna change the laws of physics,laws of physics... -Star Trekkin
Ya di'na tell 'im how long it would really take did ya!? - Scotty
Ya from Kansas? Well, welcome to the USA.
Ya god damm parents are trippin
Ya got a bullet in ya head
Ya got another objection? Hmmm?
Ya got him, Cindy! Ya got him where ya want him! - McCoy, ST VI
Ya got some kinda good kinda hold on me.
Ya gota love this place; everyday's like Halloween."--Mulder
Ya gotta be YOUNG and STUPID before being OLD and WISE!
Ya gotta be cunning to speak dat lingus!
Ya gotta be subtle! - M. Hammer
Ya gotta do what ya can. Let mother nature do the rest.
Ya gotta have heart. All ya really need is heart
Ya gotta help me, doc. My daydreams are running rampant.
Ya gotta keep 'em separated.
Ya gotta keep 'em seperated, COME OUT AND PLAY! - Offspring
Ya gotta kick a little to be tough.
Ya gotta kick a little to cause a stir.
Ya gotta let 'em know you had enough.
Ya gotta loive this place; everyday is like Halloween."- Mulder
Ya have anything to do with Judas Priest? -Crow to priest
Ya hear that? `Blessed are the Greek'! - Pilgrim, Life of Brian
Ya just can't get close to some men! - Rogue
Ya just gotta love Catholic school: If you don't you go to hell
Ya know @FN@, mailin' ya is like watchin' Beavis n' Butthead!!!
Ya know I could never lie.
Ya know Jesus was a hippy? - Tom
Ya know the lady's a lot like Reno.
Ya know what burns my butt? A flame about yay-high.
Ya know when ya getting old, everything stop growing but
Ya know, I don't want what you want...I want what I want
Ya know, I should be urchin everybody to stop this thread.
Ya know, Jesus was a hippy. -- Tom Servo
Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
Ya know, it's strange... - Scully (Piper Maru)
Ya know, next time you come in here I'm gonna toast ya.
Ya know, nothing's been the same since Marie Osmond's divorce!-Binkley
Ya know, some days life is just one non sequiter after catfish.
Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself - Han Solo
Ya know, sometimes I'm really amazed at how weird you are
Ya know, sometimes it is soooo easy to be dumb!
Ya know, we really should have giv'in that borg a C compiler
Ya know, with a little work, I think I could do 'em all...:-)
Ya know... nothings been the same since Bloom County ended! - Binkley
Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
Ya lay a whole lotta love on me.
Ya learns sumpin' new ever' day 'round here.
Ya lousy bum... - Muddy Mudskipper
Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?! - Opus
Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well, that's just loverly
Ya might be better off alone.
Ya mudda's like Nintendo.....Now she's portable
Ya mudda's like a hardware store.....2 Cents a screw
Ya mudda's like a race car.....4 Rubbers a day
Ya mudda's so stupid, she tripped over the cordless Telephone
Ya need anything from the feed store? - Mulder
Ya only THINK I'm devious, actually, I'm far more twisted
Ya pays your money and you take your chances.
Ya picked a fine time to leave me Lucile - Kenny Rogers
Ya read what I said, now do ya know what I mean?
Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
Ya really had me going, stringing me along.
Ya right, if stranded on an island I'll want some asprin
Ya saw the word *SEX* near the top of the page, and ... <sheesh>
Ya say love is blind, I say baby not this time
Ya should see the one I have IN my computer.
Ya still believe that it won't go wrong this time.
Ya sure, but how would OJ do against Lorena Bobbitt?
Ya wanna REAL demon? Try Asmodeus...dial 1-900-GBYESOUL, $5/minute
Ya wanna know how a Holodeck works?
Ya wanna know how to make it rain? Go wash and wax your car!
Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Ya win some, ya lose some ... Just be sure to win *more*
Ya' can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Ya' hear that Kate Mulgrew is Mrs. Piccard? - Mike
Ya' heard of me?
Ya'all want to fight now, or what? - Bowlin Bob to Earthworm Jim
Ya'll come back now ya hear.
Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some rays and became a tangent ?
Ya, I'm a lowly Cadet, but I should be getting a promotion soon!
Ya, jussa sec. I'll do it in a minute. Hold on willya?
Ya, send me this, this and that
Ya, ya, ya ...it's all a rich tapestry ...whatever
Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?
Yaaayy, Sandy! - Joel & Bots cheer Sandy Frank's name
Yaabbaadabbbaaaaduuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
Yabba Dabba Doo. Fred Flintstone
Yabba Dabba/2
Yabba dabba do! - Flintstone
Yabba dabba doo. - F. Flintstone
Yabba dabba doooooooooo!
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! -- F. Flinstone
Yabba-dabba-doo time is relative
Yabettanot: The warning at the beginning of a home videocassette.
Yachties Do It With Berth Control.
Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!!
Yah shur. Coulda swore I saw 'em coupla days ago posted to Yakko.
Yah! Is home of Rice'a'Roni! -- Tom Servo
Yah! Is home of Rice'a'Roni! - Tom as Russian on Frisco
Yahoo! A real yahoo! -- Crow T. Robot
Yahweh (n): not *my* way
Yahweh came from a dysfunctional family
Yahweh said "I Myself will go with you and I will give you rest.
Yak with a Kentucky long rifle - Mike
Yak yak yak. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Yakka Foob MoG. GRuG PubbawuP Zink wattoom GaZoRk. CHuMBLE Spuzz.
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble Spuzz - Calvi
Yakkety yak.. y'all come back now.. ya hear?
Yakkity-yak, TommyNak
Yakko "Hellooooo, Nurse!" - Yakko & Wakko
Yakko & Wakko of Borg: Prepare to be anviladed!
Yakko & Wakko of Borg: Prepare to be.....HelloOO, NURSE!
Yakko = Animaniacs: Quotes by Yakko Warner
Yakko Warner only uses his brain to keep his head from caving in.
Yakko Warner suffers from terminal brain-lock.
Yakko of Borg: Being a potty mouth is futile.
Yakko of Borg: Today's moral is irrelevant.
Yakko, is our use of falling anvils going to be a bit excessive? - Dot
Yakko.EXE found. Computer now has irresistable attraction to women
Yakko: Will someone stop this Borg from saying "Assimilate"???
Yakuza, Yakuza never a blooza!
Yale -- it's what southern cheerleaders do....
Yam-yam! Yum-yum!
Yankee Go Home!
Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
Yankee doedel
Yankee found in family tree- Will trade 4 Horse Thief
Yankee found in family tree- will trade for black sheep or horse thief
Yankee: Any person born north of Gainesville Florida.
Yankee: Any pilot asking JAX Center to "say again."
Yankees do it frugally.
Yankees do it until
Yankees do it until they're blue.
Yankees do it up north.
Yankees in Georgia!? How'd they ever get in?
Yappa Dappa Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yappapai Yappapai Iinshyanten
Yar to O'Brien. Transport Data directly to my quarters
Yar: "Riker, watch my behind..."
Yard ape here - Dr. Forrester referring to TV's Frank
Yard by yard it's very hard; inch by inch it's a cinch
Yard by yard, life is hard, Inch by inch, life's a cinch.
Yard sales are like men. You have to go through a whole lot of bad ones to find a good one
Yardshtick - Lame neighborly quips exchanged in the backyard.
Yasar Arafat to Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!!"
Yassar Arafat: Sound of Dolly Parton removing her bra.
Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id. -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
Yawking: Speaking and yawning simultaneously.
Yawl: Southern version of "ahoy".
Yawn -- the only time some people should open their mouths.
Yawn a more Roman way.
Yawn, Where did Q come from?!?
Yawn: The only time men get to open their mouths.
Yawn: The only time a man gets to open his mouth.
Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Yawning at X-rated movie: Indecent composure.
Yawning is an orgasm for
Yawning is an orgasm for your face. -- Gunvar Ingeborg
Yay! What are these? - Crow on Mamie's bust
Yay!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap.
Ydo shoppers always return shopping carts 2the handicapped parking slots?
Ye Shall Know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Make You Free !!
Ye Shall Seek Me, And Find Me, When Ye Shall Search For Me With All Your Heart !!
Ye are of your father the devil. -- John 8:44
Ye canna change the laws of physics, Cap'n! -- Scotty
Ye cannae change the laws of physics! -Scotty in EVERYthing
Ye cannot serve God and money. - Matthew 6:24
Ye didna' tell him how long it would REALLY take, did ye?
Ye gads, what am I, flypaper for whackos on echos?
Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. - Jesus Christ; John 8:15
Ye judge after the flesh; I judge no man. John 8:15
Ye may become like angels of heaven, sources of happiness to souls.
Ye powers of the West - dammit, NORTH! (confused HPS)
Ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. -- Genesis 3:5
Ye shall journey far into a land of pestilence and evil
Ye shall know the truth and it shall make ye freak.
Ye shall know the truth, & the truth shall make you mad.
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall cost ye $40,000.
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd
Ye shall know the truth, and it shall piss you off.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad!
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad!
Ye shall know the truth, and ye shall freak
Ye shall know them by their fruits... Look, there's one now!
Ye shall know them by their recipes.
Ye shall know them by their taglines.
Ye shall leave them defenseless, and penniless. Liberals 21:7
Ye shall not attach disks to your fridge with magnets!
Ye shall remove their rights and legislate morality. Fundiviticus 1:23
Ye shalt not ask where the "Any" key is!
Ye shalt not insert thy fist into the computer screen!
Ye shalt not insertith thy fistith into thy computer screenith.
Ye shalt not justify thy $2,000 computer purchase by purchasing games.
Ye that love the Lord, hate evil. - Psalm 97:10
Yea tho I walk through the valley of sysoping, I shall fear no user
Yea verily, thou art Chaotic Evil and I must slay thee.
Yea! The RULES! I've been waiting for a month. Thanks.
Yea, ..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yea, I think they're getting hostile. -Scott Benard
Yea, I'll pick-it-up& I'LL MAIL IT TO `YA!
Yea, I'm a pacifist. Wanna make somethin' of it, bub?
Yea, Though I Walk Through the Valley of The Shadow of Death, I Will Fear no Evil
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of Clintons.. I'll fea
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of TAX & SPEND, I'll f
Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of TAX & SPEND, I'll fear no Liberal!
Yea, Verily, I doth say: Bite-eth me!
Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C
Yea, but can Rush make the Trains run on time ?
Yea, dost thou jeer and flout me in the teeth?
Yea, right, when...oink, flap, oink, flap...well I'll be
Yea, tho I COM thru the valley in the shadow of the SYS
Yea, though I walk thru the valley of Clintons, I'll fear no Liberal!
Yea, verily do many strange things come to be
Yea, verily, and forsooth, 'tis not to me that thou shouldst speak
Yea, yea, yea... I'm shaking in my boots - Garabaldi
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yea. Me Skeeve. Who you? - Skeeve
Yea.. That's the ticket
Yea...It's show time! --Duncan MacLeod
Yeaaaaahooooo! -Major Fokker
Yeah - and monkeys will fly out my butt! - Garth
Yeah - can't find it playing on any local cable stations
Yeah . . . I know . . . I need to quit licking the dog... - Layla
Yeah ... I think that Ernest fellow is funny...what's wrong with that?
Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!
Yeah Brain, but we don't have enough cabbage. Pinky, Animaniacs
Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her.
Yeah I could hide in the calm of the eyes of the storm
Yeah I got $50 for this handgun I bought for $25 - one guy said!
Yeah I got a drinking problem - Two hands and one mouth
Yeah I got a good heart, I wouldn't hurt a soul.
Yeah I got this thing it's comin over me
Yeah I guess your right <g>That makes me, gary, and
Yeah I know the feeling
Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though... -- me
Yeah I like spreading; PB&J, BS, BUTTER, but mostly LEGS!
Yeah I love work, I could sit and watch it all day...
Yeah I use Windows but I don't use a mouse. -overheard at a meeting!
Yeah I went with nothing. Nothing but the thought of you. I went wandering. - Bono
Yeah I'll have a waitress to go, with nothing on it
Yeah I'm gay. Why should it matter to you?
Yeah I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt -
Yeah Patrick, but can a Pontiac do Warp 9?
Yeah and some day the sun will die out.
Yeah baby, I'll show you a good time <heh heh> GULP! ACK! Morphworm!!!!
Yeah he called her a bitch, and so far, nobody's denying it.
Yeah mon. No prahblem.
Yeah right Gryph. Go back to your dream country! I admit NOTHING.:)
Yeah right Orville, I think you're having a brain cramp!
Yeah so gimme a beat, 'cause here I come!
Yeah sure--and I'm the Kumquat Haagendasz!
Yeah that's an old one I knowBut a goody.
Yeah those suck and seem to happen a lot too Mcfly
Yeah we ALL seem to have picked up that bad habit... - Quickling
Yeah yeah, I know... the check is in the mail!
Yeah yeah, I love dogs too. Want to trade recepies?
Yeah yeah.... Shut up... Go away... we're Like closed... or something!
Yeah! A dolphin-burger, and put it in a styrofoam box!
Yeah! I had to! I was drunk!
Yeah! I've got a bit of scum in me! Yeah!! -Vhujunka
Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while! -- Crow T. Robot
Yeah! We're crazy! - Wakko
Yeah! Cute like a thtomache pump! - Daffy Duck
Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks!
Yeah! He can sqwoosh rocks! [The Tick]
Yeah! I know, ladies room. But I'm blind! Remember? - Geordi
Yeah! I'm really starting to like this hero stuff! - Charlie
Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while! -- Crow T. Robot
Yeah! Made my fur turn grey! - Modo
Yeah! They're almost as big as his mom's!
Yeah! We bad or what? - Modo
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I'm shaking in my boots
Yeah!! Thanks! -Peppy
Yeah!... No, wait! The Brain
Yeah, 'cuz I'm single, I'm thin and I'm neat. - Seinfeld, on gay rumor
Yeah, *that's* telling him!!..;)
Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Yeah, Brain. But Gandhi already won an academy award. Pinky
Yeah, Brain. But where are we going to find chaps in our size
Yeah, Brain. But Ghandi already won an academy award. Pinky
Yeah, Brain. But Regis Philbin is already married. Pinky
Yeah, God is dead, he laughed himself to death
Yeah, I 'Got Movin' With Oprah'.--Allan Burch
Yeah, I consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I didn't expect you to answer. - Mulder
Yeah, I do happen to have a velvet bedspread...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I do have a picture of Elvis on velvet...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I do have two relatives, Elmer and Jed...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I fired a warning shot... in his chest.
Yeah, I fired a warning shotin his chest. - Janier
Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
Yeah, I had a Tribble tagline once, then I got a real one
Yeah, I happen to have a civil war chess set...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, I haven't seen the first 12 Apollo movies
Yeah, I know "F.Y. Beast."
Yeah, I know - "Beast, you're a sick puppy"
Yeah, I know - "SHADDAP, Beast!"
Yeah, I know"F.Y. Beast."
Yeah, I know, I know
Yeah, I love cats too... want to trade recipes?
Yeah, I love cats too...you wanna trade recipes??
Yeah, I love work, I could sit and watch it all day
Yeah, I meant to ask, how are you? and I hope everyone is safe!
Yeah, I said the words. Sort of. - Ash
Yeah, I slept with your sister, whadda gonna do about it?
Yeah, I think they're getting hostile. -Scott Bernard
Yeah, I use Windows. Win-OS2!
Yeah, I used to be a vampire for years. Now I've got no stake in it
Yeah, I used to be into necrophelia, bestiality and sadism, but then I realized I was just flogging a dead horse
Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs! - Cartman
Yeah, I want cheesy poofs. - Cartman, South Park
Yeah, I wouldn't want to step in anything. - Mulder
Yeah, I'd say they definitely match. - Scully
Yeah, I'll buy another Intel product. In 27,000 years!
Yeah, I'm a hi-skool grajuit... wanna make somthin outta it?
Yeah, I'm cute! I like being cute! Cutes a good thing!
Yeah, I'm cute! I like being cute! Cutes a good thing! -Vhujunka
Yeah, I'm fine Superman...Where's Clark? -Lois Lane
Yeah, I'm from the Lair. Wanna make somethin' about it?
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name
Yeah, I'm psycho but I'm STILL a cop! <Riggs>
Yeah, I'm religious. Hockey's a religion, right?
Yeah, I'm running Win#%^ NO CARRIER
Yeah, I'm starting to scare MYSELF now.--Jeff Godemann
Yeah, I'm sure. - O'Brien
Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yeah, I'm weird; so what ?
Yeah, I've been injured. I've got a big crack in my butt - Butthead.
Yeah, I've been there, I've done that. - Nick Knight
Yeah, I've got a pool table, but it's all wet. And no diving board.
Yeah, I've heard a few stories about Jono after just one can of beer
Yeah, I've seen you too - hiding under the bleachers watching the cheerleaders. -- 3rd Rock
Yeah, Jesus saves - but why not just use a tape backup instead?
Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion! - Dot
Yeah, Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut. - Kramer
Yeah, Thanks Stimpy! - 10lb Crappy.
Yeah, Thrakhath and I have gone a few rounds... - Blair
Yeah, _my_ fault. - Ro Laren
Yeah, and hookers! We need plenty of hookers! - Bender
Yeah, and it had a rectangular shape. La Forge
Yeah, and just call me Mr. Prozac!
Yeah, and now *I* itch all over! @$#% Tribbles <scratch>!!
Yeah, and road kill don't get flatter as time goes by!
Yeah, and she says it's natural.
Yeah, and where's the rest of it ?
Yeah, another clone. (Hysterical giggling)
Yeah, back when movies had plots... -- Joel Robinson
Yeah, but I figure what the Hell... that's Jersey
Yeah, but I kid the pornographers... -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, but I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke! - Pinky
Yeah, but WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeah, but can she pick up a bowling ball?
Yeah, but does 'Suck, don't blow' apply to female Vampyres?
Yeah, but if I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping!
Yeah, but if a virgin is a "maid", is an ex-virgin a "made"?
Yeah, but if you can't imitate him, don't copy him!
Yeah, but is a sexy virgin a cherry tart?
Yeah, but is virginity hereditary?
Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.
Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!
Yeah, but the Road to Success is always under construction
Yeah, but the souffle also rises
Yeah, but we could never get the Holodecks to work right.--O'Brien
Yeah, but what does Habs stand for? Have Another Beer Stupid?
Yeah, but what if the wolves aren't just as afraid of us as we're of them?
Yeah, but what pixels! - Lister
Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?
Yeah, but when it's a clear night, why don't they call it `moony'?
Yeah, but where are we will we find rubber pants our size? - Pinky
Yeah, but why bother? said Pooh
Yeah, but you know my peculiar tastes... - Anna Steven
Yeah, but you oughta see him dance. - T. Carlisle
Yeah, but you're not telling me to kiss it. - Geordi.
Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context!
Yeah, by why does s**t always happen to ME? -- Jewish
Yeah, children mutilate each other all the time. -- Tom Servo
Yeah, definitely underground...very resistant... - Sewer Urchin
Yeah, first you start stealing Taglines, and then
Yeah, go home you little dildo. - Cartman
Yeah, go home you little dildo. - Cartman, South Park
Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was? - ENS Kim
Yeah, good work. Would you mind telling me where I was? Chakotay
Yeah, got the son-of-a-gun! - Cobra makes a kill
Yeah, he *only* did what his Rice Crispies told him to do.
Yeah, he was a nice guy till the asteroid hit him
Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can git.
Yeah, here comes the rooster, and he ain't gonna die! --Alice in Chains
Yeah, hot as Vulcan. Now I know what that phrase means. McCoy
Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it
Yeah, it was cold. Yes! La Forge
Yeah, it's been going on for SOOOO long... <sigh> :) - Dire Wolf
Yeah, it's done. Can't you hear the smoke alarm?
Yeah, it's gotta be exact, you're givin' her a shot in the heart!
Yeah, it's over now, but I can breathe somehow. --Alice in Chains
Yeah, its the comic book version. - Lister
Yeah, lemme speak to Brett Weir!
Yeah, like I might use Wildcat. NOT!
Yeah, love is knocking outside your dooowa!
Yeah, maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. - Ash
Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care.
Yeah, nice. I got one just like it in my living room
Yeah, no prob. - Dot
Yeah, now that we have bombs in Europe, let's Nuke someone
Yeah, okay, bye-bye. Spiderman
Yeah, once I shot deer from inside the house...what's wrong with that?
Yeah, out like a lighthouse, hard as a carp, cold as a mackeral.
Yeah, right. Kill them. -- Crow
Yeah, right. When <oink, oink> <flap, flap>......never mind.
Yeah, riiiigghht!
Yeah, so what's the speed of dark?
Yeah, somebody said keep on rockin'?
Yeah, sure -- and Carl Sagan is a creationist.
Yeah, sure, smarter than Einstein, Hawking, Cochrane, all Vulcans!
Yeah, sure. That'll happen when hell < 32F !
Yeah, sure. When frogs tapdance and Shrimp sing!!
Yeah, tee off on *this*! -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, that way people might mistake them for yours eh?
Yeah, that's a good one . . . HEY! - Calvin
Yeah, that's it !
Yeah, that's it, Milhouse, keep up the chatter. - Apu
Yeah, that's it... I had a blond moment!
Yeah, that's okay. I have one here. - O'Brien
Yeah, the form is right. My hobby is narcotics.
Yeah, the guy with the knife is still here. -- Mike Nelson
Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go out with you if you don't have any
Yeah, there's a lot of stress here, but I'm not straining.
Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. - Kyle on Visitors
Yeah, they really want you.
Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! :-))
Yeah, this chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! huh huh huh
Yeah, this is gonna look *real* good on my field report! - Scully (DT)
Yeah, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Zorch
Yeah, tomorrow we're in, ah, let's see, Tierra del Fuego
Yeah, uh, that's the ticket!.....
Yeah, verily! Gadzooks!
Yeah, we want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan
Yeah, we're not exactly 'proper' channels. - Mulder
Yeah, well I got me eye on you.
Yeah, well I've had a really bad day.
Yeah, well he made a mistake. - O'Brien
Yeah, well it's an imperfect universe. - Garibaldi
Yeah, well some *people* are animals also
Yeah, well there's a woman behind every great >loser<, too!
Yeah, well, I havn't made up my mind about you, yet. Trixie
Yeah, yeah, I know...I screwed up again
Yeah, yeah, I love cats too. Want to trade recipes?
Yeah, yeah, I love cats tooespecially with soy sauce
Yeah, yeah, I love cats, too Want to trade recipes?
Yeah, yeah, bore me with "Win 95" when it exists
Yeah, yeah, okay. Fine. I'll come back later. - DEATH
Yeah, yeah, save the commercial. Vin
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Message received and ignored
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm shaking in my boots. - Garabaldi
Yeah, yeah, yeah...Message received and ignored...
Yeah, yeah. <pouting> - Anna Steven
Yeah, yeah. Patience! What's that take? like... an hour?
Yeah, yeah.. Kill the messenger - Calvin
Yeah, yeah...wait a minute! I got another hole here
Yeah, you have mail
Yeah, you're right, you can't sense to cretins....<g<
Yeah,and if my grandmother had warp drive she'd have been a starship!
Yeah,but you gotta chair for a head! You're really a freak! Chromedome
Yeah,right,when...OINK,FLAP;OINK,FLAP..well, I'll be darned
Yeah--but what's the speed of *DARK*?
Yeah. And winged pigs are readying for takeoff
Yeah. Tell me about it.--Odo
Yeah. Usually it's fate... But sometimes it's me. - The MAXX
Yeah. . . . But does he know the speed of dark??
Yeah. And it sucks too. --Beavis.
Yeah. Assman, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! SEINFELD
Yeah. Sure. - Richie Ryan
Yeah... Basically I run the army. -- Mike Nelson
Yeah... THAT's the ticket!
Yeah... once I rolled that riding lawn mower...what's wrong with that?
Yeah... to say you're still broken up. - Zorak (SGC2C)
Yeah...I love the Wheel of Morality...*MWAH* - Wakko
Yeah...and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp... - Jerry Seinfeld
Yeah...and WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeah...and some day the sun will die out.
Yeah...hehehehehehehehehehe. -Beavis
Yeah...right Beavis. What a wuss!
Yeah...why don't you try telling the truth, @TOFIRST@!
Yeah? I'll fight ya with one arm tied behind your back!
Yeah? So, Ma, like, which is it, be careful or have a good time?
Yeah? Well, how do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents -- Geordi
Yeah? And you're ugly! - Ace Ventura
Yeah?! Well, FREQ you too!
Yeah?!? What are YOU gonna do about it?!?
YeahI love the Wheel of Morality*MWAH* -- Wakko
Yeahand WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
Yeahand some day the sun will die out.
Yeahdeath of a salesman. <BELCH>.
Yeahhhh, there you go! Who would've thought? - O'Brien
Year 2000. Windows 2000. Y2K. W2K. Coincidence?
Year 2000: Are you getting ready for the third millenium?
Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments
Year: 52 mondays
Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
Year: a period of 365 disappointments.
Yearly average in US: Mining Deaths - 65, Nuclear Power - 0
Yearnings?! - Dax
Years go by.
Years go by... -- Tori Amos
Years of development: We finally got one to work
Years of insanity have kept me from going crazy.
Years went by & the dream grew strong - Hendrix
Years, education and understanding offtimes are foes.
Yeast Devil! Back to the oven that baked you!- Tick, to a bread bomb
Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!
Yec, I do hev a Spall Chucker
Yeccchhh! That must be a face, it has ears!
Yecch Error: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
Yee Haw Jester's dead! -Goose
Yeeaahh, I'm def-in-ate-ly an excellent Super Hero... - Sewer Urchin
Yeeah! You Rimp wristed occidental roser! - Crow as ninja
Yeech! I can taste...EVERTTHING! - Arthur in Tongue-Tongue's body
Yeech! I can taste...everything! - Arthur in Tongue-Tongue's body
Yeech! Put that thing away, wiggy tongue-man! - The Tick to Mung-Mung
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehah!
Yeeeeeww SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
Yeeeehah!! Jester's dead!!!! - Goose
Yeehaaa! Cambot? - Crow
Yeesssssssssssssssss! Oh, god you're good! - Ivanova
Yeh dude, I think your dog is gay.-Cartman * What do you mean?-Stan
Yeh! Big Sweat can drive! - Crow
Yeh, I'm sick of sex anyway - Mike on marriage short
Yeh, but I kid the pornographers - Mike
Yeh, but that sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan. - Kyle
Yeh, granola pisses me off. - Cartman, South Park
Yeh, have some consideration! - Crow
Yeh, he knows a LOT about women's toenails - Mike
Yeh, here's my torso - Mike sings as girl dances
Yeh, me too. Delmar the Elfen King - Crow
Yeh, my hair's frosted - Tom as dorky tough guy
Yeh, right. My name's Peter Rabbit - Crow
Yeh, so long, Dali - Tom
Yeh, tee off on THIS - Mike
Yeh, the crows'll get 'em - Mike on dead guys
Yeh, whatever! Let's go! Let's wail! - Crow
Yeh, women know NOTHING about underwear - Mike
Yeh. Yeh. We want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan, South Park
Yeh...Now the Whole world understands
Yehi Sach hai
Yeild to temptation! It may not pass your way again!!
Yeild to temptation! It may not pass your way again!!
Yelling into a cell phone in public is how women take your attention off their thighs,,,
Yello, Deep 13. How can I help you? -- Dr. Forrester
Yello, Deep 13. How can I help you? -- Dr. Forrester
Yellow + Pink = Clinton
Yellow Alert! - drink!
Yellow Alert? Against our own imaginations!? - Kira
Yellow Jello...The Building Block of Men.
Yellow Pages do it with Walking Fingers.
Yellow River - by I.P. Freely
Yellow River - By I. P. Daily
Yellow River, by I. Peed Freely
Yellow Snow Studied To Test Nutrition
Yellow alert! Secure Ops! - Kira
Yellow bird you are not long in singing -Floyd
Yellow journalism is media ochre
Yellow matter custard - dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Yellow snow is not a Lemonade Fizz!
Yellow snow is not lemon flavored.
Yellow...no, I mean blue!
Yellowknife - Glove it or leave it.
Yellowknife - Have you jump started your kid today?
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: July and Winter.
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
Yellowknife - Many are cold but few are frozen.
Yellowknife - One day it's warm the rest of the year it's cold.
Yellowknife - mosquito supplier to the free world.
Yellowknife ...I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Yellowknife Headline: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
Yellowknife I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Yellowknife gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop
Yellowknife has five seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, Winter.
Yellowknife, NWT: Home of the Thermally Challenged!
Yellowknife, a really cool place!
Yellowknife: Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Yellowknife: closed for glacier repairs.
Yeltsin is Clinton's OTHER brother
Yen passant: temporary infatuation.
Yendi coils and strikes, unseen
Yentas do it nosily.
Yeooow! I'm looking good today! * Cat
Yeow! I'm looking good today! -- The Cat
Yeow! I feel good! --James Brown
Yeow! I'm looking good today! - The Cat
Yep - he probed her. - 3rd Rock
Yep folks, just like the 10:00 news. The crazies ARE out there!
Yep they named a street sign after Shan........."ONE WAY"
Yep! You bet... What was that you said?
Yep! That's who it was, alright! And they had Pictures!! They Did!!
Yep! This is just another one of those irrelevent posts
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yep, I found a piece o'.....GOLD!!!! (Animaniacs)
Yep, Mercury's in retrograde, all right... -Nash Bridges
Yep, another day, another box of stolen pens.
Yep, here's your problem, someone set this thing to evil
Yep, that's pretty rare. - McCoy
Yep, there ca not be inter-species breeding.
Yep, this is gonna take a while... -- Tom Servo
Yep, we all know she's a few K short of a Meg
Yep, you never know who'll turn up. - Yakko
Yep. She wants me, pretty much - Mike as geeky scientist
Yep. You got a planet stuck in your ear. - The Tick, to Omnipotus
Yep... I do...Have fun in here..I do..I love this.. - Sherry Holley
Yepper doodle do - Crow
Yer Duane 'n Audrey?
Yer Motherboard Wears Combat Reboots
Yer a fart smeller, I mean smart feller!
Yer a real loser when your dog gets a new best friend
Yer girly tricks won't work on me, Bimbo! --Roseanne, LGD
Yer gonna end up hooked on smack and then yer gonna die. --Leary.
Yer hooked when: you can understand your taglines
Yer hooked when: you copy every tagline you can find
Yer hooked when: you laugh out loud at the taglines
Yer hooked when: you spend all night making up taglines
Yer hooked when: you laugh out loud at the taglines.
Yer momma's so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yer momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yer momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yer momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yer momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yer momma's so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yer momma's so old her social security number is 1!
Yer momma's so old she has to have a fire permit for her birthday cake
Yer mother's a Hampster & yer father smelt of elderberrys
Yer motherboard wears army reboots!
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots
Yer on an express elevator to hell. Going down! -"Aliens"
Yer so cheap you always licks yer eyeglasses after eating grapefruit!
Yer such a wild thang!
Yer sure, eh? [y/n]
Yerassic Park: Where your butt's on the line!
Yes Maybe
Yes - Sheridan What do you mean `yes'? Its me - Ivanova
Yes @N@, but you're taking the universe out of context
Yes BOSS, a 486DX-50 is necessary to run Qedit
Yes Bud, fish take walks...just inside the tank!
Yes Captain, we have entered the Q(edit) Continuum.
Yes DOS.... ah dear.... I'll be right there.
Yes Dear! I'll fix it after I get off the computer
Yes Dear!! I'll be done after the next meg worth of personal messages.
Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute
Yes Dear, I'll be off the computer in just a minute.
Yes Dear, I'm doing that damn computer mail thing again
Yes Dear, just a few more minutes
Yes Dear; it's that horrid computer mail thing again
Yes Dire, and you're straying very close to anvil territory :) - Jal
Yes Drill Private!
Yes Honey, we need a Pentium & a 21" monitor just for email
Yes I am a pirate, born two hundred years to late
Yes I am a witch, but only for a spell.
Yes I feel I was destined to drive. Sliders
Yes I hate Haiku. Haiku makes me want to die. Haiku reall
Yes I have, but only a time or 2..3..4..5
Yes I have. It's just like steely and goldie, 'cept it's made of iron.
Yes I know I'm off the topic. Thank you for your concern
Yes I know what you think of me, you never shut up - Tori Amos
Yes I know... I've already used Alt A to steal this tagline
Yes I wonder, is this the way life's meant to be?
Yes I'm a rocket scientist. Why do you ask?
Yes I'm built like a newborn baby, 8 lbs. 5 oz. and 21 inches.
Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Yes Lord Melchit. I. I was flossey. BAAAAAA. -BA
Yes Miss,I'll have a fur burger & a side of thighs
Yes Money does talk... Mine says Goodbye!
Yes Mr. Limbaugh, I *am* going to finish this sandwich.
Yes Satan - Ace Ventura
Yes Scully, there IS a Santa-Claus
Yes Sir, you can have a fur burger and a side of thighs
Yes Thor .. Babies *ARE* evil. Lao Tzu
Yes Virginia, there is a @TO@
Yes Virginia, there is a Al Gore.
Yes Virginia, there is a Bill Clinton.
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yes Virginia, there is a Sanity Clause
Yes Virginia, there is a Sunni Meade
Yes We Can! Fool America by saying the word "change".
Yes Your Moderateness, I'll get back on topic!
Yes Your Moderateness, I'll get back on topic!
Yes dad, that IS a doggy - Mike
Yes daughter, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time
Yes dear, I KNOW I SHOUTING!!!!
Yes dear, I'll get off the computer in just a minute.
Yes dear... of course, dear... yes, dear... no, dear
Yes folks, a FREE recipe
Yes folks, a FREE tagline
Yes he's got a unique style.......one of having no style at all!
Yes honey, I'm sure it's suppose to expand!!!
Yes it F***ing does and don't call me names!
Yes it's Roberta Fett ... Boba to her friends.
Yes it's a good plan but have you taken the Voles into consideration?
Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n] -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Yes means no means yes means no.... - Meat Loaf
Yes moderator, I know, so here's a couple
Yes my God exists. I carved him from wood myself
Yes my child,my hat was modelled after the ancient Sydney Opera House.
Yes my son, long ago citizens were allowed to own guns.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 at a time.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read with Blue Wave.
Yes of course I payed my phone bi%Μ NO CARRIER
Yes officer, BUT I HAD TO GET HOME TO MY E-MAIL!
Yes perhaps I may die; you, however will be joining me.
Yes perhaps You Know St. Murphy
Yes sir I'll fill her up right away! But won't she mind?
Yes sir Mr. Spacely. Right a way, Mr. Spacely.
Yes sir, we're next months garage sale fodder for sure! - Piggy Bank
Yes sir. It's... ah... it's a bit runny
Yes sir; no sir; don't come closer... - Aerosmith
Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line
Yes this tagline is stolen, you think I have a brain?
Yes was the answer. What was the question? - Sheridan
Yes we have no bananas, Would a nut do instead?
Yes we have no bananas.. the cat eats them!
Yes yes yes. We heard them all. Any new material?
Yes you are! And you've been taglined! :) <whack!> -Twopaw
Yes! Come on, you little horse! - Homer at the dog track
Yes! Do you want to switch places?
Yes! Hit them hard and hit them fast! -- Worf
Yes! I always drink coffee while I watch radar!
Yes! It is We! The Platypus Brothers!
Yes! We just might win!
Yes! Yes! Yes! I get to wear black satin and put people in jail!
Yes! Yes, right away! I'll get back on topic
Yes! Another movie: "Free Willie Part 2," starring Lorena
Yes! Come on, you little horse! - Homer at the dog track
Yes! I want to live in a Smart House.
Yes! I'm free! - Billie Munny
Yes! I'm free! - Billie Munny
Yes! Let us all grunt in unison. - Keepers
Yes! Mr. B/Natural had breasts! - Crow
Yes! Of course I paid my phone bill! I...E$#$+-34 NO CARRIER
Yes! Oh yes! - Tom as guy strokes missile
Yes! The Chargers ARE in the Super Bowl. Deal with it, America.
Yes, Anastasia. All your dollies are friends - Tori Amos
Yes, Arthur, you've got something I need in your suit! - Carmelita
Yes, Brain, but burlap chafes me so - Pinky
Yes, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Yes, Brain, but where are we going to get chaps our size? - Pinky
Yes, Bud...you can help Momma paint...but not the cat!
Yes, But is your tongue as good as that of the rock star from KISS?
Yes, Constable. That's exactly right. It was a Borg ship
Yes, Dad...a 486DX-66 is essential for my schoolwork.
Yes, Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute!
Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter
Yes, Father, I had a little of the prayer wine
Yes, Father, I had a motor vehicle or horses
Yes, Fish Guy, you STINK! - The Mask
Yes, God has a sense of age
Yes, God has a sense of humor! @F's here, right?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! FEMMSA's still here, ain't it?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?
Yes, God has a sense of humor! YOU's here, right?
Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy
Yes, Hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy.
Yes, I *DO* look deceptively intelligent.
Yes, I *am* turning everything you say into a tagline.
Yes, I *do* own a Perilous Wear t shirt :)
Yes, I *love* cats... particularly with a nice Chianti!
Yes, I AM an "old fart".why do you ask?
Yes, I DO have PMS. What's your excuse?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. What's your point?
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
Yes, I _am_ turning everything you say into Taglines.
Yes, I admit it --- I'm a chocoholic.
Yes, I admit it. I do snag recipes.
Yes, I admit it. I do steal Taglines.
Yes, I admit it. I like Spam. I LOVE Spam. Spam rules!
Yes, I admit, *I* snag recipes!?!?!
Yes, I admit, *I* steal Taglines !
Yes, I am FULLY functional. - Data
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Yes, I am looking to steal some Babylon 5 tag lines.
Yes, I bet you have - Han Solo
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail
Yes, I can help you find the Holy Grail. -- Tim the Enchanter
Yes, I caused the winds to withdraw from your sails. - Apollo
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
Yes, I do have the crabgrass, now where are the apples?
Yes, I do talk to my wife after sex - if she phones.
Yes, I do, a few. However, your list, like millions of Star Trek lists
Yes, I expect they cured death the instant we left Earth
Yes, I get funny looks. I like funny looks
Yes, I have a life ... but I'd rather do this
Yes, I have heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Yes, I have tried PICKUP & RECORD!
Yes, I have trod the boards! - Mike on acting background
Yes, I know I'm off topic
Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern.
Yes, I know I'm off topic. So what?
Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern.
Yes, I know I'm still off topic.
Yes, I know I'm still off topic. So what?
Yes, I know I'mm still off topic
Yes, I know all about "stressed": it's "desserts" spelled backwards
Yes, I know it's bad for me, but nagging me about it might be bad for you
Yes, I know that Data, but what could it be? --Picard
Yes, I know that, what's it doing in a tagline?
Yes, I know the secrets of the island mind.
Yes, I know your reputation. - Kirk
Yes, I know--but I'm only trying to help
Yes, I know. Terrible jokes... probably not gnu ones either
Yes, I lied about my alibi. - Kira
Yes, I like cats! ... do you want to trade recipes?
Yes, I may be a hypocrite, but now it's even more obvious. - Anna S
Yes, I mean you, Steve
Yes, I must follow my leader, I must walk the Trail of the Gates Nerd
Yes, I read you. The answer is negative. <Ripley>
Yes, I read, write and speak Taglinese.
Yes, I skip messages without taglines!
Yes, I speak English...and I understand "Southern."
Yes, I speak email.
Yes, I suppose our relationship has always been...co-operative. -Odo
Yes, I think God has a sense of humour. No, I don't understand it.
Yes, I think it's time to cull the herd. Have Maggie lead!
Yes, I use a spell checker. Butt how did ewe no?
Yes, I want to eat my cake too! And where's my ice cream?
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight... the same as you.
Yes, I wonder, is this the way life's meant to be?
Yes, I'd say that's rare. McCoy
Yes, I'll have a waitress to go, with nothing on her
Yes, I'll have to talk to them about that. - Kirk
Yes, I'll try some of your burned replicated bird flesh.
Yes, I'm Christian Orville confirmed
Yes, I'm Crazy -Octave: Moody Blues
Yes, I'm Still Using WordStar -- By Choice!
Yes, I'm THAT strongly built, said Tom soberly.
Yes, I'm a flirt! And damn proud of it too!
Yes, I'm a geezer but I'ts taken me years to qualify!
Yes, I'm a masochist. I own a tent, don't I?
Yes, I'm a power user, -- my computer is plugged in.
Yes, I'm a sex beast! - Lister
Yes, I'm a strict parent, but maybe my kid will hire yours someday.
Yes, I'm afraid it's true ... I DO actually read 'em <sniff>
Yes, I'm an NRA Member ... and Proud Of It!
Yes, I'm an agent of the Devil, but my duties are mostly ceremonial
Yes, I'm concerned! - Nurse Chapel
Yes, I'm dating myself, no doubt. - Anna Steven
Yes, I'm drunk. Why? - Tom as cop
Yes, I'm gonna punch ed r mama in bubble wrap
Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today.
Yes, I'm movin', Yes, I'm movin
Yes, I'm paranoid, and they DO want to take my guns away!
Yes, I'm smart! No one's found the bodies yet, have they?
Yes, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry indeed. It won't happen again.
Yes, I'm talking to >you<, Strudel Boy! - Dr. Niles Crane
Yes, I'm weird. So what?
Yes, I've been a very bad elf, what's my punishment?
Yes, I've been smoking that stuff again.
Yes, I've found Jesus. I have him in my trunk.
Yes, I've read _Gulliver's Travels_, replied Tom swiftly.
Yes, Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. (No he's not! She's got Syph!)
Yes, Janet, life's pretty cheap to that type. --Brad (Yay that type!)
Yes, Massa ?
Yes, Mister Lister Sir! Practice, Rimmer, makes perfect
Yes, Moderator, this is the end of the thread
Yes, Moerator, I was on topic, want to do something about#$%@ NO CARRIER
Yes, Mr. Crow. Where was it last when we met? - Mike
Yes, Mr. LaForge, I get the idea. - Picard
Yes, Mr. Limbaugh, I *am* going to finish that sandwich.
Yes, Mr. Moderator. I'll get back on subject right now.
Yes, Mrs. Carmichael! Picard
Yes, Ms. Moderator. I'll get back on subject right now.
Yes, My new Mac&^$^%^&$% NO APPLE
Yes, Satan? - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Yes, Satan? -- Ace Ventura
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
Yes, YES! _EXCELLENT_ idea, sir!! -- Data to Riker, ST:G
Yes, a corn detassler - Mike
Yes, a fatally poisonous sweet potato! :)
Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly
Yes, and I can blend into the Queen St landscape that much easier
Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood
Yes, and I know where it hurts the most you little troll! - Lwaxana
Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ. - Mulder
Yes, and by the same token, no.
Yes, and you're so cute when you're investigating someone close to you.
Yes, another loose-lipped idiot found it's way to rfc.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM having fun!
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a lawyer
Yes, at last we are even. - Louis
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out!
Yes, but 10,000 in cold blood! - Londo Molari
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
Yes, but I'm a CHOSEN heathen!
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yes, but can you dance? - F! to Guitierrez
Yes, but did you read the *really* small print?
Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.
Yes, but family is a relative term... -Magius
Yes, but he's an arch-sysadmin
Yes, but in this case it's different. - Scully
Yes, but it is do-able. --Cranston.
Yes, but it's an Organized Mess.
Yes, but the pirates don't eat the tourists!
Yes, but the real world is a special case
Yes, but what does it all mean? - Picard
Yes, but what does it all mean?--Jean-Luc Picard
Yes, but what if I am a figment of MY own imagination?
Yes, but what if this weren't a rhetorical question?
Yes, but what is the speed of Dark?
Yes, but what's the speed of DARK?
Yes, but where did the bowl of tropical fruit come from?
Yes, but which self do you want to be?
Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON MAIDEN concert?
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
Yes, but you've always been a bit of an oddity. -Jalapeno to Dire Wolf
Yes, but.. your mood is weird ALL the time. :) - Dire Wolf
Yes, connect it to the blue cable. - Holly
Yes, dear, with Robo I now have time for a QWKie
Yes, death would change my mind about this
Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing! - The Tick
Yes, do like all smart motorists. Choose Crelm toothpaste.
Yes, even in my naive days, I knew when I saw something good
Yes, ex-wives should be allowed in combat!
Yes, find your own chair, you smelly little dog's pizzle! -Ghost
Yes, he is a dickweed-- Crow T. Robot
Yes, he's been decapitated. Huh! Oh my God, they killed Kenny! - Kyle
Yes, he's born again, and he's an even bigger pain in the ass
Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and
Yes, indeed...I killed him myself at one point. Anyone else? -Harry
Yes, it IS a Jap bike. That okay with you, dirtbag?
Yes, it annual 'Running of the Breasts' - Tom
Yes, it appears WE will do well in this century. - Khan
Yes, it does look nice .. but I needed it LAST Christmas!
Yes, it is I - from transsexual TRANSYLVANIA!!!
Yes, it is a very manly soap. Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
Yes, it is something serious, your brain is not on file.
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil. - Sirah the Yang
Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil. -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory"
Yes, it is written.Good shall always destroy evil.
Yes, it looks like a fat little white nazi stormtrooper - Dana Scully
Yes, it looks nice,..but I needed it LAST Christmas!
Yes, it really is a glass bathroom... -- Sheila Bungee
Yes, it sure helped. :-) Thanks again.
Yes, it was dark. Riker
Yes, it was going to be just plain Rat but the Van ran over it
Yes, it's Doc Zimmerman: the portable! 1001 uses!
Yes, it's THE VAN PATTEN PROJECT!
Yes, it's a Turbo Charged Toaster, black in 2 sec. flat!
Yes, it's a vibrator *and* a phone
Yes, it's been quite a pony ride. - Catherine Sakai (B5)
Yes, it's female sex fantasies on ice!
Yes, it's like talking to a stone. - Dax
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice!
Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice! -- Crow T. Robot
Yes, it's spelled "Chuck" but PRONOUNCED "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Yes, it's the Booze Barge! - Mike on drunk boat captain
Yes, it's the Booze Barge! -- Mike Nelson
Yes, it's true, I refused to take accordian lessons when I was a kid
Yes, let him tackle us single-handed!
Yes, let him tackle us single-handed! -- Dingo
Yes, let it out! Let the joy in your heart be heard. - Kahless
Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. -- Brad Majors
Yes, most of them came from here!
Yes, my assault weapon can kill someone. So can Ted Kennedy's car
Yes, my master. - Barada
Yes, my name is *Bob* - and I'm suing Microsoft for defamation
Yes, my son, 2400 baud was once high speed
Yes, my son, a 10 meg hard drive was once really big
Yes, my son, long ago mail was read one packet at a time
Yes, my son, we once thought nobody would ever need 640k
Yes, nurses really do put bedpans in the freezer first.
Yes, of course you are. - Lwaxana
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Yes, of course. It's all the Wolf's fault. - Renimar Keth-solamni
Yes, of course. The entire landing party. Spock-2
Yes, on Bajor the entities _are_ worshipped as Prophets. - Keiko
Yes, only a couple of wins IS washed up for Dale Earnhardt
Yes, perhaps an intelligence so _vast_ it eluded me. - Troi
Yes, please, I want more! - Data
Yes, sanity's a one-trick pony, but when you're mad, the sky's the limit!
Yes, she faked another upload last night
Yes, sir, if you say so, sir. - Radar
Yes, sir, the bowling ball nipple rings in black. Will there be anything else?
Yes, sir, we graphed the data. It's a smiley face, sir
Yes, some Way-Gog music would be very nice, thank you
Yes, some of us DO read these stupid taglines
Yes, son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
Yes, son, long ago, mail was written with pen and paper.
Yes, son. There was a time when people read their mail on-line
Yes, teens dig the lush orchestral arrangements - Tom
Yes, thank you, I know how to open it. Gary Seven to Isis
Yes, that *is* a gun in my pocket and I *am* glad to see you.
Yes, that IS a banana in my pocket.
Yes, that is an SKS, and I AM happy to see you
Yes, that is the rare Aluminum Foil Dragon.
Yes, that tagline's very nice, but it's not yours.--Odo
Yes, that's right, I am Queeg. - Holly
Yes, that's the idea. - Sheridan
Yes, that's very politically correct. - Mulder
Yes, the Air Force is THAT way. Over THERE - Tom
Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
Yes, the one used for crushing mimes! -- Dr. Forrester
Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all'
Yes, there is something I'd like you to get off your chest. - 007
Yes, there was a sound. Riker
Yes, they certainly know how to keep order
Yes, they did the 'nasty' - Crow on honeymooners
Yes, they look fine, now put them back in your blouse.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinkin' alone. - Billy Joel
Yes, this IS the end of the message. You may reply now.
Yes, this is John Hancock speaking...
Yes, this is REALLY Violet. The voluptuous one!!
Yes, this is a Beta version of the Xpress reader
Yes, this is a gun and I'm NOT glad to see you!
Yes, this is old and stolen. (And boring.)
Yes, this was an official moderation message.
Yes, thus improving the babbled text
Yes, we are strange. Some things don't change
Yes, we have no bananas!
Yes, we in the Special Crime Squad have been using wands for a year
Yes, we must all control our thoughts. - Spock
Yes, we're very much a alike Captain, both proud of our ships.-Balok
Yes, we're, we're looking for the Grail
Yes, well, congratulations, Ensign. Kirk
Yes, well... let's press on, dingleberry! -- Dr. Forrester
Yes, werstling. The clean sport - Crow
Yes, who the hell is it? - Picard.
Yes, yes, I remember! - Kirk
Yes, yes, I see,... that you're a bleedin' loonie!
Yes, yes, yes! - Ro Laren
Yes, yes. It's all a rich tapestry. - Dr. Wieg
Yes, you *DO* look deceptively intelligent.
Yes, you are beautiful. You would do Aphrodite credit. Apollo
Yes, you can help us fight at the corral, Tom Wyatt okayed.
Yes, you have to get a keyboard with those characters
Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!!
Yes, you read that tagline correctly!
Yes, you're in the wrong echo and you *are* off-topic!
Yes, you're jumpin' like a real live wire!
Yes, you're right. No reply deserved
Yes, you're right. Unfortunately, I don't really care
Yes,I've hurt your pride.Give me a chance,I'm still loving you.
Yes,ThereWill*Always*BeSullivansToMakeLifeFun
Yes,but...I'm getting some unusual readings from his bioscan. - Data
Yes,the #$%#^*!?&# % thing works fine!
Yes,the surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual. GEORGE
Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Yes-sir-re-bob-er-roo-ney! - Yakko
Yes. Good. Bayleth
Yes. Yes, I am
Yes. --Kosh
Yes. --Sheridan. What do you mean `yes'? Its me. --Ivanova.
Yes. I am a model. Why do you ask?
Yes. I hate this! It is revolting! Data
Yes. I'm THAT screwed up - Mike as geeky guy
Yes. Oh sure. Recommends rolling up the window - Crow
Yes. That is it. I hate it. Data
Yes. We're actually quite spoiled. - Dejar
Yes... It's true... some people *do* cross networks! <Bill Newman>
Yes... the wolf does have his moments
Yes... what do you THINK it is? :) - Dire Wolf
Yes........and if you remind me, I might even bring film.....;*)
Yes....curious, but it's true. - Odo
Yes..I AM waiting for Christmas
Yes: A married man's last word
YesIt's truesome people *do* cross networks! <Bill Newman>
Yeshua - A Consuming Fire
Yeshua - the True Vine
Yeshua ...Mighty Redeemer!
Yeshua is Messiah's Handel
Yeshua means "salvation"
Yeshua, ha'Mashiach
Yeshua...Mighty Redeemer! I Know He lives
Yeshua...every knee shall bow
Yesmen: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Yessir I'll fill her up right away! But won't she mind?
Yessir, I like it! - Mr. Horse
Yessss!!! Oh the pain, the pain
Yesterdaays flower children are todays blooming fools.
Yesterday Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone and became Hillary!
Yesterday I bench-pressed 287 Mb.
Yesterday I couldn't spell "computer programmer". Now I are one
Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
Yesterday I knew everything ... but I was wrong
Yesterday I knew nothing, Today I know that
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing... - Steven Wright
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business
Yesterday I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
Yesterday I was a dog
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -- Snoopy
Yesterday I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke!
Yesterday I were a progrmmr and today I can't spell one.
Yesterday Seems As Though It Never Existed (Metallica, Fade To Black)
Yesterday Tax, Today Nepotism, Tomorrow Communism.
Yesterday a conscience, today a modem, tomorrow poverty
Yesterday a convenience store chain filed Chapter 7-11.
Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promisory note; today is ready cash. Spend it wisely
Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today is a
Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow
Yesterday is cancelled. Please go directly to tomorrow
Yesterday is gone at last, even God won't change the past
Yesterday is simply a reflection of tomorrow
Yesterday seems as though it never existed.
Yesterday the Great Creator, today Beloved One
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today -- I think he's from the CIA
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints!
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints, I'm afraid
Yesterday was the deadline for complaints.
Yesterday we had a smooth-running war. - Frank Burns
Yesterday's A Memory. Tomorrow's A Dream. Today's A Bitch.
Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
Yesterday's future is here today !
Yesterday's history, tomorrow's mystery, today's reality
Yesterday's news is tomorrow's fish & chip paper.
Yesterday's scandal! Today's family history!!
Yesterday's technology doing today's work tomorrow
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift-- which is why they call it the present. - Bill Keane
Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called "The Present"
Yesterday, Hillary and Gennifer - today the rest of us
Yesterday, I had lunch at the place of one of the richest men in the world! ... McDonalds.
Yesterday, I wanted a revolution. Today, I want a Pepsi
Yesterday, I wanted a revolution. Today, I want a Pepsi
Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well
Yesterday, Love Was Such An Easy Game To Play
Yesterday, all my taglines seemed so far away.
Yesterday... was once upon a time
Yesterday...All my troubles seemed so far away.
Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one.
Yesyesyes. Mostest dreadfullest. Mostest noxiousest. Yesyesyes.
Yet Another D**n Yankee
Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!!
Yet I would trade them all for a hand phaser. - Kirk
Yet another Dirty SysOp lusting for the Pair!
Yet another area we forgot all about
Yet another bad storyline brought to you by the WCW.
Yet another great idea the producers will probably never go for.
Yet another message strong AND true!
Yet another stupid tagline.... ho hum
Yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons.
Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion. (PSA 2:6)
Yet it seems limitless. -Brandon Lee
Yet now you approach the limits - not of belief, but of comprehension
Yet one breath leads to the insatiable desire for suicide in sex
Yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
Yet the light of the bright world dies, with the dying sun.
Yet there is a place where no Truthsayer can see
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?"
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -- Pray what is the reason of that?"
Yet, like the lake, my serenity is rippled, not ruffled. -Henry David Thoreau in "Walden"
Yet. There is something. About sulpher. - Kirk
Yethth Mathter,... Anything you thay Mathter
Yevtushenko has... an ego that can crack crystal at a distance of twenty feet.-- John Cheever
Yew Haul...Do-it-yourself tree removal.
Yew hvae jsut bin enfekted by the tipe=o\Virus
Yggdrasil, the Norse Mythology game!
Yibbida, yibbida ....that's all folks ! - Rex Hunt
Yiddle with a Fiddle - Crow
Yield for any vehicle Uglier or Larger than your own!
Yield the right-of-way. Beats being DEAD right!
Yield to Desire; you may catch her attention only once
Yield to Temptation ... it may not pass your way again. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
Yield to Temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield. - Aesop
Yield to temptation - you've gotta have some fun in life!
Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@, I may not pass your way again
Yield to temptation @TOFIRST@..... ME!
Yield to temptation for it may not pass your way again
Yield to temptation, It might not pass your way again. -L.Long
Yield to temptation, it may never pass your way again
Yield to temptation, it may not come your way again
Yield to temptation, it's ususally chocolate flavoured!
Yield to temptation. It may not come along again.
Yield to temptation. I may not make the pass again.
Yield to temptation... ME
Yield to temptation...it may be your only chance, @FN@!
Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. - Heinlein
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. - Lazarus Long
Yielding to the will of God is not bondage - it is blessing.
Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation - DRH
Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation. - W.V.O. Quine
Yihla Moja, Yihla Moja, the man is dead.
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
Yikes! Those hollow points really hurt!
Yikes, my genes are faded and full of holes!
Yikes, you're this new and you know me that well already? - Dire Wolf
Yikes. Looks like I need more! :)
Ying tong yiddle I po.
Yinkel, n.: A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Yinkel: A person who combs his hair over a bald spot.
Yip yip yap yip yap yip yip yip yap y...BANG! NO TERRIER
Yip yip yip YAP YAP YAP YIP yip *BANG* NO TERRIER
Yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* %@#$@^% NO TERRIER
Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! BANG! NO TERRIER
Yippee *die* yi yay! -- Evil Captain Mike
Yippee DIE yi yay! - Evil Captain Mike
Yippee yi OUCH - Frank
Yippee! I'm a pilot! -- Mike Nelson
Yippee! You can't see me, but I can you -Pink Floyd
Yippee! I'm a pilot! - Mike
Yippee-kiyay, mamma-jamma!
Yippie! You can't see me but I can you.
Yisterday i cudnt spell Jeanealigest, now i air one.
Yk it is time to diet when Weight Watchers demands your resignation
Yk it is time to diet when they throw puffed rice at your wedding
Ymodem if you can Zmodem
Yno such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?ANS:Bcuz no1 wants 2quit!
Yo Ho Yo Ho it's a pirate's life for me! - Crew on Hook's ship.
Yo Mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo Mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
Yo Mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters
Yo Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll
Yo Mama don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before.
Yo Mama fat, when a cop saw her, he told her Hey you two, break it up!
Yo Mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo Mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo Mama got a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo Mama got a face like a bag of chisels
Yo Mama got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo Mama got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo Mama got a metal Afro with rusty sideburns
Yo Mama got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator
Yo Mama got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo Mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
Yo Mama got three fingers and a banjo
Yo Mama got two wooden legs and one is one backward
Yo Mama hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo Mama hair is so short she curls it with rice
Yo Mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo Mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo Mama has an afro with a chin strap
Yo Mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo Mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying
Yo Mama has one hand and a Clapper
Yo Mama head so big it shows up on radar
Yo Mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo Mama hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo
Yo Mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
Yo Mama is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow
Yo Mama is like a door, In and out and in and out and in
Yo Mama is like a double barreled shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo Mama is like a gas station, 10 bucks a hump.
Yo Mama is like a hardware store, 2 cents per screw.
Yo Mama is like a light bulb, a 3-year old can turn her on.
Yo Mama is like a race car, she's always burning rubber.
Yo Mama is like a shotgun, every cock, she blows.
Yo Mama is so dumb she rode the short bus to school. and liked it.
Yo Mama is so dumb she thought softball was a venereal disease.
Yo Mama is so fat and stupid that she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Mama is so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo Mama is so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo Mama is so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide.
Yo Mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mama is so fat,her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mama is so fat,i had to walk around her and got lost
Yo Mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!
Yo Mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo Mama like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Yo Mama like a stop sign she's on every corner
Yo Mama like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man everybody gets a piece
Yo Mama so black a piece of coal makes a white mark on her
Yo Mama so black she got out of the car and the oil light came on
Yo Mama so dumb she got locked in a quickie mart and starved to death
Yo Mama so fat at her graduation picture they had to take an air shot.
Yo Mama so fat she has 2 area codes
Yo Mama so fat she irons her pants in the driveway...
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air she got stuck
Yo Mama so fat she uses a vcr for a beeper
Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
Yo Mama so fat when she cut her self gravy poored out
Yo Mama so fat when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out
Yo Mama so fat you can't tell if she is coming or going
Yo Mama so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Mama so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo Mama so funky, she made right guard turn left.
Yo Mama so funky, she slowed down speed stick.
Yo Mama so poor, she cant afford free cheese!
Yo Mama so poor, the Somalians are sending her food.
Yo Mama so short, she jumped off the curb and died.
Yo Mama so skank she gets drunk at communion
Yo Mama so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore
Yo Mama so stupid she tried to hang her self with a cordless phone
Yo Mama so stupid, she gets lost in thought.
Yo Mama so stupid, she ran after a parked car!
Yo Mama so stupid, she went to a 99c store and asked for a price check
Yo Mama so tall, she did a cart wheel and kicked God in the chin.
Yo Mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo Mama so ugly her rice crispies won't talk to her
Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo Mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo Mama so ugly she went out in the woods and big foot took pictures of her
Yo Mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects
Yo Mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo Mama so ugly, there's a better face on the iodine bottle
Yo Mama so, black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Yo Mama so, dark, she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo Mama so, dumb, she puts lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind
Yo Mama so, fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas
Yo Mama so, fat, a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo Mama so, fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo Mama so, fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo Mama so, fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss!
Yo Mama so, fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo Mama so, fat, if she was a super hero, she would be "incredible bulk."
Yo Mama so, fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance
Yo Mama so, fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo Mama so, fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out
Yo Mama so, fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama so, fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo Mama so, fat, she jumped in air and got stuck
Yo Mama so, fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama so, fat, she sweats Crisco
Yo Mama so, fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad
Yo Mama so, fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo Mama so, fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Mama so, fat, she's on both sides of the family
Yo Mama so, fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo Mama so, fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign
Yo Mama so, fat, the shadow of her ass weighed 50 pounds
Yo Mama so, fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
Yo Mama so, fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Mama so, fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo Mama so, fat, when she goes to the beach, kids go "free willy! free willy!"
Yo Mama so, fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
Yo Mama so, fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
Yo Mama so, fat, when she tripped on Walnut, she landed on Spruce
Yo Mama so, hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
Yo Mama so, old, her social security number is 1
Yo Mama so, old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments
Yo Mama so, old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo Mama so, old, she knew Burger King When he was a prince
Yo Mama so, old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo Mama so, old, she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Yo Mama so, old, she planted the first tree at Central Park
Yo Mama was so dumb the retarded kids made fun of her.
Yo Mama's So Stupid She took the Pepsi Challenge and Chose JIF!
Yo Mama's breath stank so bad when she breathes her teeth duck
Yo Mama's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo Mama's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo Mama's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo Mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Yo Mama's got snake skin teeth.
Yo Mama's like 7-Up...never had it never will.
Yo Mama's like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo Mama's like Lucky, still the low price leader!
Yo Mama's like McDonalds, over 85 billion served!
Yo Mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo Mama's like a Ferrari, she burns 4 rubbers a day!
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more.
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo Mama's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in.
Yo Mama's like a bubble gum, 5 cents a blow!
Yo Mama's like a doorknobeverybody gets a turn.
Yo Mama's like a video game, 3 men for a quarter!
Yo Mama's mother's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama's real nice - she'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo Mama's so Dumb: She jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama's so Fat, she's got two area codes!
Yo Mama's so black she drinks water and pisses coffee.
Yo Mama's so dumb, she took and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo Mama's so dumb- she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb: She asked for a price check at the $1.00 store
Yo Mama's so fat she has to use a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat they had to Baptize Her at Seaworld.
Yo Mama's so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo Mama's so fat, Her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.
Yo Mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo Mama's so fat, Mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo Mama's so fat, They baptized her at Sea World.
Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Yo Mama's so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Mama's so fat, her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's so fat, her graduation picture they had to take an air shot
Yo Mama's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Mama's so fat, her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
Yo Mama's so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo Mama's so fat, she has 2 area codes
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway!
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo Mama's so fat, she irons her pants in the driveway
Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in the air she got stuck
Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
Yo Mama's so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama's so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a Holy Place.
Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she cut her self gravy poured out
Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow skittles pop out
Yo Mama's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going
Yo Mama's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo.
Yo Mama's so fat..she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo Mama's so fat..that when she sits on my face I can't here the stereo.
Yo Mama's so fat..you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo Mama's so fat: Her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' ove
Yo Mama's so fat: Mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo Mama's so fat: They baptized her at Sea World
Yo Mama's so fatthat when she sings, it's over!
Yo Mama's so old she owes Jesus Christ a quarter
Yo Mama's so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo Mama's so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch.
Yo Mama's so old:God said let there be light & she flippe
Yo Mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway.
Yo Mama's so short: She poses for trophies
Yo Mama's so stupid she jumped out a window and went up.
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money
Yo Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo Mama's so stupid- we told it was chili outside and she went and got a
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo Mama's so ugly, her mother had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo Mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she won't even play with herself!
Yo Mama's so ugly, she'd make a train take a dirt road!
Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your mother!
Yo Mama's so ugly: Her teeth look like dice.
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, she can see in the dark!
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, she drank some water and turned to lemonade
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, traffic slows when she yawns.
Yo Mama's thighs are so big...she needs hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo Mama`s so fat, she thinks Church`s Chicken`s a Holy Place.
Yo Mamas so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mamma's so fat that when she sings, it's over
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Moma So Fat: She gotta VCR for a Beeper!!!
Yo Momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo Momma so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
Yo Momma's teeth so yellow, traffic slows when she grins.
Yo Yatdom awaits you in N'Awlins, dawlin'!
Yo Yo Ma goes camping - Crow
Yo babe! You! Me! Champagne! Trifle! Capish?
Yo babe! You! Me! Mango-juice! Capish? -- Tom Servo
Yo babe! You! Me! Mango -juice! Capice? - Tom
Yo baby yo baby yo. - Eddie Murphy
Yo boy! When Orville's `doc is finished with you, you know it!
Yo breath so stank when you exhale your teeth gotta duck
Yo forehead's so big you could show slides on it
Yo habla zero spinach!
Yo head so big, you dont have dreams, you have movies
Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Yo ho, yo ho, a perverts life for me!
Yo lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things
Yo mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now and Laters.
Yo mama breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
Yo mama can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo mama could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama dress you funny and you need a mouse to delete files
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama goes out, takes a look at the menu and says 'That'll do'
Yo mama got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo mama got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo mama got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo mama got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo mama got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo mama got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo mama got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo mama got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo mama got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo mama got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo mama got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama got a peg leg, wit' a kickstand! (from Eddie Murphy)
Yo mama got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!
Yo mama got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
Yo mama got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick
Yo mama got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Yo mama got snake skin teeth.
Yo mama got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build Frosty.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build a snow man.
Yo mama got so much dandruff you could write your name in the snow.
Yo mama got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo mama has an afro with a chin strap.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has no NECK!
Yo mama has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses
Yo mama has one arm and a clapper.
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud
Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama is a Ferenghi ho!
Yo mama is a triceratops!
Yo mama is just like a TV remote, a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama is like a TV, a two year old could turn her on!
Yo mama is like a bus: Guys payin a quarter to get on her all day.
Yo mama is like a race car, burns 4 rubbers a night.
Yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow!
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama is so black, they count her absent at night school.
Yo mama is so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama is so fat that when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!
Yo mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight down to hell
Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out.
Yo mama is so fat, she don't cast a shadow.
Yo mama is so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama is so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a satellite disk as a diaphragm.
Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Astrodome for a diaphragm.
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.
Yo mama is so fat...she fell down, broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo mama is so funky, when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
Yo mama is so hairy that big foot takes photos of her.
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate expired
Yo mama is so old she played kick-ball with JESUS!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her fighting an ant for food.
Yo mama is so poor, Jimmy Swaggart gives HER money.
Yo mama is so skanky, she puts ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama is so small she could hang-glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama is so stupid, she dialed 911 for information.
Yo mama is so stupid, she fell UP the stairs!
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama is so sweaty that you'd run out of flour.
Yo mama is so ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
Yo mama is so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet *FLUSHES*.
Yo mama is so ugly, you can press her face into dough and make gorilla cookies!
Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the current in the bath tub.
Yo mama is so weak she had to fight the wind in the Metronome.
Yo mama is so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama is sooooooo fat that it takes two loads to haul ass!
Yo mama is sooooooooo fat, she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo mama like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
Yo mama like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo mama like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo mama like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo mama like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo mama like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo mama like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo mama like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo mama like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo mama like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, LAYS! LAYS!
Yo mama like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo mama like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo mama like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo mama like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo mama like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo mama like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo mama like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size
Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo mama like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo mama like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo mama like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama mates out of season.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama might of wrote this.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo mama only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket!
Yo mama pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
Yo mama referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo mama rides a dustbuster! --Buster Bunny.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day
Yo mama smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo mama smells so bad that she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so backwards, she sit on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so big, she don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo mama so black that they marked her absent in night school.
Yo mama so black, she farts soot!
Yo mama so black, she got out the car and the oil light came on
Yo mama so black, they mark her absent at night school!
Yo mama so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so cross eyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels.
Yo mama so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo mama so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water
Yo mama so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
Yo mama so dark, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so dirty you could write your name in the sand.
Yo mama so dirty, when she goes to take a bath, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so dumb, her brain cells are on the ENDANGERED SPECIES list.
Yo mama so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
Yo mama so dumb, she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama so dumb, she think a HOT MEAL is stolen food.
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train buses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Yo mama so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo mama so fat We went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit
Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat even Pres. Clinton couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back.
Yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she ate Santa!
Yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat she had a run in her jeans.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo mama so fat she has her own time zone.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
Yo mama so fat she lives in two time zones: supper time and dinner time.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she runs on diesel...
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skiddles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo mama so fat she uses the freeways as a slip N slide
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she won Miss Bessie the Cow 94.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step
Yo mama so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says no livestock please
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she play's hop scotch she goes Denver Chicago
Yo mama so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo mama so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat y'all thought it was an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo mama so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo mama so fat, McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Yo mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo mama so fat, cars run out of gas before passing yo mama's fat ass
Yo mama so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial!
Yo mama so fat, her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo mama so fat, her school picture was an aerial picture
Yo mama so fat, if she weighed 5 mo' pounds, she'd get group insurance
Yo mama so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Yo mama so fat, she CAN HEAR BACON FRYING in Canada.
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat, she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat, she don't have cellulite, she's got cellu-HEAVY!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat, she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a car and the car sued for body damages
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo mama so fat, she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway!
Yo mama so fat, she jump in the air and gets stuck
Yo mama so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box
Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat, she runs on Diesel!
Yo mama so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a satallite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat, she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo mama so fat, she wears pillow cases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the salad bar and PULLED UP A CHAIR.
Yo mama so fat, she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat, she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama so fat, we take her to macdonalds just to watch the sign change.
Yo mama so fat, we're IN her now!
Yo mama so fat, when she breaks her leg she bleeds gravy!
Yo mama so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a rainbow she makes Skittles!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits on my face, I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "...to be continued".
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time."
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read ...to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, when she sweats, everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo mama so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!".
Yo mama so fat, when she wears her "X" jacket, helicopters land on her
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so funky, her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo mama so funky, she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama so funky, she sweats Black Flag!
Yo mama so funky, she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo mama so generous, she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mama so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
Yo mama so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave her armpits.
Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo mama so hairy that Big Foot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo mama so hairy, she look like she got Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mama so hairy, she played in gorillas in the mist
Yo mama so lightheaded, when she jumps out the window, she flies UP!
Yo mama so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo mama so nasty even the flies puke.
Yo mama so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so nasty she has two pussies and they both stink.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she put on Secret deodorant and it told on her.
Yo mama so nasty she uses drano to douche.
Yo mama so nasty she was declared quarantine since before she was born.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo mama so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo mama so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo mama so nasty when yo daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
Yo mama so old her ass is a cave for Indians.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old her birthday's expired.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.
Yo mama so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old she farts dust!
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired!
Yo mama so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus food stamps!
Yo mama so old, she was there for the first day of slavery.
Yo mama so old, she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo mama so old, when Moses split the Red Sea she was on the other side
Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!
Yo mama so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo mama so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor, she bitches about the hi prices at Goodwill.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to @TO@
Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
Yo mama so poor, your family at cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she is the original Q-tip.
Yo mama so short she models for trophies.
Yo mama so short she poll vaults with a toothpick.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet
Yo mama so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!
Yo mama so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.
Yo mama so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo mama so skinny, Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo mama so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS.
Yo mama so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo mama so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
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