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W atc hyo urta bs !
W A R N I N G!! Taglines are V E R Y
W A R N I N G!! Taglines are V E R Y addictive!!
W E L C O M E T O F L S I N G L E S & F R I E N D S ! ! ! ! !
W M M R 9 3 . 3 F M * Philly, PA
W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a r
W h o s a y s 1 2 0 0 b a u d i s s l o w ? ? ?
W is for Wesley, who always saves the day
W is for Winie, embedded in ice, X is for Xercies, devoured by mice
W is for the many ways that you're served! - Joel sings
W not shipped since I live so close. I
W)here Y)our S)tupid I)nterface W)eathers Y)our G)enius.
W* [0M* ** ****. GV* ** **** *mM0*** ** D**.
W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
W**nin*g,* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e*
W*A*R*N*I*NG: TR*I*BB*L*ES A*RE*EV*E*R*YW*H*ER*E!
W*E*L*C*O*M*E T*O T*H*E F*L*S*I*N*G*L*E*S
W*E*L*C*O*M*E T*O T*H*E F*L*S*I*N*G*L*E*S & F*R*I*E*N*D*S E*C*H*O
W+/- -> e+/- + v -*Another weak interaction*-
W-A-R-N-I-N-G!!! The Kirkwood virus was found on drive C:\!!!
W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months!
W-What is it exactly that y-you want? - Cecil
W-will you cook for me the rest of your life?
W.A.C.O - Janet Reno's "Washington Approved Cook Out"
W.A.C.O, acronym, Washington Approved Cook Out
W.A.C.O. : Washington Approved Cook Out
W.A.R.P.: We Are Real Programmers
W.C. Fields is alive and drunk in Philadelphia.
W.D.A.T. -- Digitized Android Emotion Radio
W.E.N.C.H. <- Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
W.I.P.
W.Jim asks ... "If Odo told bad jokes, would he be known as the Punstable?"
W.Jim asks ... What do you call a wolf who can take down a deer from either flank? The answer, of course, is ... "Bambidextrous."
W.Jim asks ... What do you call a wolf who can take down a deer from either flank? The answer, of course, is ... "Bambidextrous."
W.Jim's friend's daughter's college dorm sports this on a wall: "Normal is a setting on a washing machine."
W.Jim's friend's daughter's college dorm sports this on a wall: "Normal is a setting on a washing machine."
W.Jim's friend's family motto could be said to be: "We are normal. The rest of the world is dull."
W.Jim's friend's family motto could be said to be: "We are normal. The rest of the world is dull."
W/1/2 my brain tied behind my back,to be fair
W/1/2 my brain tied behind my back,to be fair
W/34 cylinders the cars of yesteryear never flooded -Crow
W/Windows and $3000 in hardware, you can emulate an Amiga
W/out a cast there can be no cast party - Frank on movies
W10 Warp 10 - Infinite Speed
W8LFTR: Weightlifter.
WA*R*NIN*G:* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! -Usagi Tsukino, on falling
WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!! [THUD]
WABC, Wheel of Fortune, 1995
WACO - The BATF's reply to Patrick Henry.
WACO - The BATF's reply to Patrick Henry.
WACO - We Are the Church of Ordinance
WACO - What A Cook Out!
WACO - Where Arson Cults Originate!
WACO Lesson #7: Gas the children to save the children.
WACO _is_ located in a Most Favored Nation
WACO: A place where MANY idiots live(d). Outpaced only by New Jersy.
WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender, then Massacred Children & All.
WACO: Washington-Approved Cook-Out
WAD = Working As Designed ( -><- )
WAD = Working As Designed ( -><- )
WAD DEU you mean, you hate DOOM?
WAD DEU you mean, you hate DOOM?
WAD's, .LMP's, and Modem's! Oh my!
WAD: Walk Away in Disgust
WAF: Warn After the Fact
WAFFLE: What's the big deal?
WAIT A MINIT!! That's a RECYCLED Tagline!!
WAIT stop, im trying 2 imagine u with a personality!
WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(
WAIT!!! Don't pick up the pho^$L%'#!(
WAIT!!!! There's been a slaughter here!! --Jim Morrison
WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
WAITER: Someone who works overtime
WAITERS and WAITRESSES do it for tips
WAITRESSES do it with chopsticks
WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.
WAKE UP BRAIN!!!...Oh Dear...we have a deserter
WAKE UP!!!! (and smell the coffee).
WAKE: 1. A convivial soiree with a preserved corpse in the room. 2. What the
WAKKO.SYS LOADED: coMputER ACtiNgg vERyy odDLyyy.
WAKKO.SYS missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ancel Animaniacs?
WALLET=SECURED (and empty) FLAME_SHIELD=ACTIVATED (all)
WALLPAPER = VISUAL MUSAK
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation
WALTER CRONKITE -- And that's the way it was
WALTZING COW: Udder disaster.
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
WANNA RAISE SOME HELL? -Stone Cold Steve Austin
WANTED - A boy who can take care of horses who can speak German.
WANTED - Enemy for NATO. Will pay top dollar
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE! -- Schroedinger's Cat
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE! -=> Schrodinger's Cat <=-
WANTED DEAD AND ALIVE!--Schrodinger's Cat.
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: HULK HOGAN (Preferably DEAD !)
WANTED Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit with a drum
WANTED Dead -or- Alive: KC and the Sunshine Band!
WANTED Dead. One pink bunny, carrying a drum.
WANTED Dear -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit with a drum
WANTED, dead or alive: Schrodinger's cat.
WANTED- Guillotine operator: generous severance pay.
WANTED-- Man to work in dynamite factory. Must bewilling to travel.
WANTED-Guillotine operator: generous severance pay.
WANTED: 386DX fatherboard to make SX with my motherboard
WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
WANTED: An alien family to adopt a cute purple dinosaur!
WANTED: Chad Harris for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: DEAD AND ALIVE! - Schrodinger's Cat
WANTED: Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit. Usually seen with a drum.
WANTED: Dead AND Alive!--Schrodinger's Cat.
WANTED: Good taglines to steal
WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
WANTED: Operating Manual for Females - will pay big $$$!
WANTED: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
WANTED: Research Asst. to work on hypothesis SEX > Logic
WANTED: Scab tagline writers to replace strikers
WANTED: Tickets to watch Hec thrash MSI over "Xpress"!
WANTED: UNIX Programmers...We're looking for a few million programmers.
WANTED: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
WANTED: "Excess Tagline Removal Utility"
WANTED: 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred
WANTED: @TO for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: A new signature, most ideas welcome.
WANTED: Any Bell Atlantic employee, to be shot on site!
WANTED: Dead >and< alive -- Schrodinger's Cat!
WANTED: Dead -or- Alive: 1 pink rabbit. Usually seen with a drum.
WANTED: Escape Pod Test Pilots. No Experience Necessary!
WANTED: Guillotine Operator, good chance to get ahead.
WANTED: Kevin Mitnick for security work on the Internet
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
WANTED: Model for the NEW sexual harassment poster girl!
WANTED: Orville - for Tagline Theft! $25,000 Reward!
WANTED: Orville Bullitt for Tagline Theft! $100,000 Reward! Dead!
WANTED: Press secretary. Some dissembly required
WANTED: Security Men To Guard President, BIG Money!.
WANTED: Small person to work as MUDFLAP. Must be willing to travel
WANTED: Small person to work as MUDFLAP.Must be flexible.
WANTED: Tagline appropriate for this sort of crap!
WANTED: Test Rider - For Hot Pussy, Apply Here!
WANTED: Used secretary in good condition.
WANTED: cheap taglines
WANTED: cheap taglines.......
WAR is PEACE! Alt-F4
WAR will cease when people refuse to fight.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace.
WAR: Fight 'em, whip 'em -- feed 'em and finance 'em.
WAR: Hi-tech natural selection.
WARL.OCK not found. Ohh well
WARMING: speeling chekcer inopreative
WARNIG! Hex dump in progess
WARNING - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
WARNING The preceding tag line has been stolen by OLX!!
WARNING ! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING ! You Are Being Audited For Unpaid Snack Taxes
WARNING !! === DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!
WARNING !!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
WARNING #134: CRIME.COM detected. System hanged.
WARNING * Your tagline dispens*r *s r*nn*ng l*w *n v*w*ls.
WARNING - I operate on a few fries short of a happy meal!!!
WARNING - THIS TEXT MIGHT CONTAIN AN UNKNOWN VIRUS!
WARNING - Taglifters will be prosecuted!
WARNING - Tagline thief in this echo.
WARNING - The above text may contain a subliminal message
WARNING - This is an adult rated tagline
WARNING - This is not a safe alternative to Cigarettes
WARNING - This tagline contains a subliminal message
WARNING - This tagline may be distressing to some viewers
WARNING - recipe thief in this echo.
WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
WARNING : Keep sharp knives out of children !
WARNING : User initialisation sequence suboptimal - add coffee and try again
WARNING Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves
WARNING! Air Conditioned. Do Not open WINDOWS.
WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
WARNING! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
WARNING! Computers can be hazardous to your Wealth!
WARNING! Computers warp the Users time continuium.
WARNING! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO LASER! Huh?.....OW
WARNING! Drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
WARNING! HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
WARNING! He is a confirmed tagline thief!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING! I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
WARNING! I am mean and my dog is hungry.
WARNING! I kill every 3rd message, the 2nd one just left
WARNING! Inserting keyboard in mouth can cause a short.
WARNING! KENNEDY COMPOUND! Trespassers will be violated.
WARNING! Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health!
WARNING! Message explodes when deleted!
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice.
WARNING! Murphy's Law strictly enforced ahead.
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING! Objects in mirror are stupider than they appear.
WARNING! Parameters are askew! WARNING!
WARNING! Programmer X-ing
WARNING! Prosecutors will be violated!
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
WARNING! Removal of this recipe prohibited by law!
WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING! Surviving trespassers will be shot again!
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! Tagline protected by Trained Attack Cat!
WARNING! Tagline thief in this echo.
WARNING! The "esc" key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
WARNING! The TOPIC COP is watching!
WARNING! The moderators break their own rules. WARNING!
WARNING! The preceding tag line has been stolen by OLX!!
WARNING! The tech support people are even dumber than you!
WARNING! This PC is protected by a ferret with a black belt in Karate
WARNING! This PC protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer assault vole!
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer dog
WARNING! This computer is protected by attack faeries!
WARNING! This is a "No Thinking" Zone
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
WARNING! This message is contageous!
WARNING! This tagline is protected by an Attack Cat. ;*)
WARNING! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
WARNING! We're all vegetarians here - except the DOG!
WARNING! Your hard drive will be formatted in 5 seconds.
WARNING! recipe THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! - Objects in taglines are closer than they appear
WARNING! - WARNING! - DANGER! Alien Virus approaching!
WARNING! Barney's a purple Velociraptor!
WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN FOUND, PROGRAMMER PROBABLY LOADED.
WARNING! Computers and modems are ADDICTIVE!
WARNING! Conscience Failure! You're on your own.
WARNING! Cover your mouth so as to NOT spit BEER all over screen!
WARNING! DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO LASER! Huh?.....OW! OW! OW!
WARNING! DO NOT USE HATCHET TO REMOVE FLY FROM FOREHEAD.
WARNING! Do not feed the Moderator!
WARNING! Do not feed the Sysop!
WARNING! Do not remove under penalty of law.
WARNING! Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego
WARNING! Genealogy Pox carrier, NO KNOWN CURE!!!
WARNING! HIGH ENTROPY ZONE
WARNING! HOT TUB LIFE SUPPORT NOW TERMINATED!
WARNING! Highly irascible! Do Not Irasce!
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING! I operate a few fries short of a happy meal.
WARNING! I stole your tagline!!
WARNING! If you're going to take Drugs, DON'T TAKE MINE!
WARNING! Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes!
WARNING! Illogical plotting detected!
WARNING! It is illegal to steal taglines.
WARNING! It's 5am and the moderator hasen't slept yet. LOOK OUT!!!
WARNING! Lasers and mirrors don't mix --Sickbay
WARNING! Mail packet too large. (A)bort transfer, (C)hange name
WARNING! Message truncated!
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice.
WARNING! No ordinary Taglines allowed in 3 mes. radias
WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this Tagline!
WARNING! Programmer X-ing!
WARNING! REALITY.SYS corrupted!....Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE IS PROHIBITED BY LAW.
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
WARNING! SAFESEX.LZH is a Trojan
WARNING! Strain of Jerusalem virus found at C000:D000
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
WARNING! THIS MESSAGE HAS HUMOR.
WARNING! THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5...4...3...2
WARNING! The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth!
WARNING! The SysOp is watching you!
WARNING! The TOPIC COP is watching!
WARNING! This Tagline is guarded by a killer dog.
WARNING! This computer protected by attack cats!
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
WARNING! Twit filter full. Recomend you delete this echo.
WARNING! WARNING!
WARNING!! I steal taglines.
WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
WARNING!! Sun block wont protect you from RF BURNS
WARNING!! HARD DRIVE WILL SELF EREASE IN 60 SECONDS!!
WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan
WARNING!! There is an electron gun aimed at you.
WARNING!!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan
WARNING!!! This Tagline protected by attack faeries!!
WARNING!!! this procedure requires hard drive oil.
WARNING, illogical plotting detected!
WARNING-- Message detonates in five minutes
WARNING... Engage brain before putting mouth in gear!
WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
WARNING: Compulsive explainer in active mode.
WARNING: Computers warp the Users time continuium.
WARNING: Do not feed the Ighels n'gaan-spiced milkshakes.
WARNING: Do not fornicate with livestock.
WARNING: Do not look in this end with remaining eye!
WARNING: Do not reuse recipe. Discard safely after use.
WARNING: Drinking tap water may kill your thirst!
WARNING: Genealogy Pox carrier....no known cure!!!!
WARNING: I am mean and my dog is hungry.
WARNING: I can't keep this up much longer.
WARNING: I have IBBD (Impulsive Book-Buying Disorder)
WARNING: If I don't have my coffee, all my posts turn into flames.
WARNING: Message explodes when deleted!
WARNING: Moderator armed and shoots back!
WARNING: No ordinary Taglines allowed in 3 message radias.
WARNING: Objects in mirror are more stupid than they appear.
WARNING: Parenting can be hazardous to your wallet!!
WARNING: Shock hazard. No user-servicable components in
WARNING: Tagline Theft Alarm Active!
WARNING: Taglines are not to be taken seriously!
WARNING: The DM is Chaotic Evil!
WARNING: This PC protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
WARNING: This message may be harmful to your ego.
WARNING: This tagline is tapped. Speak quietly.
WARNING: Vegisexuals are quietly living in a community near you!
WARNING: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
WARNING: Windows Found, System In DANGER!
WARNING: Writer of this message has a .QWK Wit
WARNING: my messages are offensive to morons!
WARNING: < CHILD ON BOARD >
WARNING: *Cats* chase Birds-could be habit forming!!!
WARNING: BFG9000 Shredder in use. IDDQD required for reading
WARNING: Be Alert! -- What the world needs is more lerts!
WARNING: Blonde tap dancer's are falling in sinks around the world!!!
WARNING: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE
WARNING: Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball.
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
WARNING: Do not feed the @TOLAST@s
WARNING: Do not feed the Bullitts.
WARNING: Do not feed the Orvilles.
WARNING: Do not read this Tag-line under penalty of law.
WARNING: Do not reuse this tagline. Dispose properly after use
WARNING: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition
WARNING: Earth 98% full, delete anyone you can!
WARNING: FDA recalls Preparation H contaminated with Super Glue.
WARNING: Guard Dog Protected by a COLT !
WARNING: Hammers can be harmful or fatal if swallowed
WARNING: I Operate On A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Mea+
WARNING: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the above because my cats have apparently learned to type
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it
WARNING: If you do not steal this tagline you hard disk will crash!!!!
WARNING: Incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige.
WARNING: Intel inside !
WARNING: Jeff Gordon (#24) fan on board
WARNING: Keep taglines out of reach of children.
WARNING: Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health
WARNING: LARK'S VOMIT!
WARNING: Life can KILL you!
WARNING: Message detonates in five minutes...
WARNING: Militant Nuclear Reformed Smoker approaches
WARNING: Modem habit is out of control. Reconfigure user.. Y/N?
WARNING: Musical Condoms at an orgy can cause hearing loss!!
WARNING: NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE THIS MESSAGE
WARNING: NVRAM battery dead - next boot will fail
WARNING: Never Spur A Red FlightDragon-- <grunt!> Sorry, big fellow
WARNING: No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
WARNING: Now entering Sleazegate's QC dept.
WARNING: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
WARNING: Objects in mirror may be stupider than they look
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING: Programmer at play
WARNING: Reading this message may be hazardous to your productivity
WARNING: Red Dwarf fan at other end of telephone line
WARNING: Replying to this message could be dangerous!
WARNING: SYSOP NOT FULLY LOADED: UPLOAD WARMBEER.NOW!!!!!
WARNING: SYSTEM OVERLOAD, CORE MELTDOWN IMMINENT!
WARNING: Studies suggest life can cause cancer. Please refrain.
WARNING: Surgeon General may be hazardous to your health
WARNING: THIS BICYCLE CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT
WARNING: Tagline thieves in echo! No tagline is safe!
WARNING: The Blue Wave is washing through here. Sink or swim.
WARNING: The Conductor aboard this train is a MEAN OL' BASTARD!
WARNING: The Surgeon General Has Started Smoking!
WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHI
WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHING causes SOMETHING
WARNING: The Surgeon General is hazardous to your health.
WARNING: Theft of this tagline may result in injury or death
WARNING: There is at least one electron gun pointed at you
WARNING: This PC Is Protected By Cat With Black Belt In Mouse Kwan Do!
WARNING: This Recipe harmful if taken internally.
WARNING: This is a 100% matter product. Do not contact antimatter.
WARNING: This product attracts all other matter in the universe.
WARNING: This product warps space and time in its vicinity.
WARNING: This recipe harmful if swallowed.
WARNING: This recipe harmful if taken seriously.
WARNING: This tagline contains bugs.
WARNING: This tagline harmful if swallowed.
WARNING: This tagline harmful if taken internally.
WARNING: This tagline harmful if taken seriously.
WARNING: This tagline is tapped. Speak quietly.
WARNING: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical!
WARNING: Windows'95 requires 16 GB of memory. Please Correct
WARNING: You're trying to multitask from Windows!
WARNING: Your brain is not turned on !
WARNING: Your pants are on fire. Do not panic. Scream silently and leave room
WARNING: cannot run this virus - Windows required
WARNING: my messages are offensive to morons!
WARNING: scan has noted user's reality.sys is corrupted!!!!!
WARNING: this computer makes hexist remarks!
WARNING:Drinking causes smoking
WARNING:Smoking causes taxes.
WARNINGdrinking tap water may kill your thirst.
WARP - Official radio station of psychopaths.
WARP 3 Scottie, and close those damn Windows
WARP 3.0? Aye Captain!!
WARP 6 A Law We Can Live With
WARP DRIVE NOW, Mr. Scott
WARP-- Windows: Archaic, Rundown, Problems.
WARP: the second-best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
WARP:(v)To fly at high speed. DOS:(v)To sleep. WINDOWS:(n)Glass pains
WARRANTS!! We don't need no steenking warrants!
WARREN COMMISSION VIRUS - Won't allow you to open your files for
WAS HIS: After a divorce, on a jaguar.
WASHINGTON, DC: America's work-free drug place.
WASHINGTON: Beneath the phony crap, there's genuine crap.
WASK: White Anglo-Saxon Klingon
WASP - Someone who gets out of the shower to urinate
WASP, n.: Someone who gets out of the shower to take a piss
WASP: Someone who gets out of the shower to urinate.
WAT: WAste Time
WATCH OUT! I'm Locked and Loaded!
WATCH THIS!! /. PrestO! ChangeO! /.
WATCH THOSE WAMBATS, THEY'VE ALREADY STOLE THE GARDEN HOSE!
WATER SKIERS come down harder.
WATER SKIERS do it with cuts.
WATER STAGE: Froggy and Clawdaddy
WATERSPORTS.............Swimming, surfing, canoeing, etc
WATERSPORTS..Swimming, surfing, canoeing, etc.
WATERWAYS OF THE WORLD by Sue S. Canal.
WAVE PROPAGATION: Just a Hop, Skip, and a Jump
WAYNE GRETZKEY - The Puck Stopped Here
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #84: sulphuric acid
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #123: curling iron
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #137: tweezers
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #149: belt sander
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #173: starving PCP -laden gerbils
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT #215: paying off little brother
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #12 Hydrochloric acid.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #27 Use an electric belt sander.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #4 Cattle prod set on "Ultra High".
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #42 Use a weedeater.
WAYS TO SKIN A CAT: #83 Use a food processor set on "puree".
WBB: Write to the Bit Bucket
WBIBTW #01. You can enjoy a beer all month long
WBIBTW #02. Beer stains wash out
WBIBTW #03. You don't have to wine and dine beer
WBIBTW #04. It waits patiently in the car while you play football
WBIBTW #05. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
WBIBTW #06. Beer is never late
WBIBTW #07. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
WBIBTW #08. Hangovers go away
WBIBTW #09. Beer labels come off without a fight
WBIBTW #10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up one
WBIBTW #11. Beer never has a headache
WBIBTW #12. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning
WBIBTW #13. It won't get upset if you come home with another beer
WBIBTW #14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
WBIBTW #15. A beer always goes down easy
WBIBTW #16. You can have more than one in a night and not feel guilty
WBIBTW #17. You can share a beer with your friends
WBIBTW #18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
WBIBTW #19. Beer is always wet
WBIBTW #20. Beer doesn't demand equality
WBIBTW #21. You can have a beer in public
WBIBTW #22. A beer doesn't care when you come
WBIBTW #23. A frigid beer is a good beer
WBIBTW #24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
WBIBTW #25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
WBIBTW #26: We're not ready for Spike TV (as of June 13th)
WBIBTW #27: This is CBS, not NBC.
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WBT: Water Binary Tree
WC: Waste Core
WC: Wind Clock
WCR: Write to Card Reader
WCX = Weenie Code eXtension
WD-40 and Duct Tape.... Tools for the Professional
WD-40 is the best of lubricants.
WD-40 won't fix this one, either
WDR: Warp disk DRive
WDS: Warp Drive, Scotty!
WE ARE BORG
WE ARE KLINGONS!! Kahless
WE ARE PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU WILL BE APPROXIMATED
WE DON'T CARE - WE DON'T HAVE TO - WE'RE ANSI-PHREAKS!
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO INCREASE DRAMATIC TENSION,and now back
WE MUST PROTECT THE TEROK NOR RODINA! (whatever that is)--Ed Lee
WE WANT ALF BACK ON TV!!!
WE WANT BORGS WITH POWER! RR! RRR! --Iain Twolan
WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now
WE are Marvel of Borg. Your cash will be assimilated
WE shall find no ancestor before their time.
WE'LL ALWAYS STAY ON GOOD TERMS as long as they're my terms
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! -- Crow T. Robot
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Oh, that's just the intercom light
WE'RE CANNON-FODDER IN THE COGS OF CORPORATE CULTURE
WE'RE FED-UP!!! And We're Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!!
WE'd be going back to a time when you were only two years old. Paris
WE: Write and Erase data
WEAKER SEX - The kind you have once the kids wear you out
WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.
WEALTH---What you gave up for the joys of child raising.
WEATHERMEN do it with crystal balls.
WED: Write and Erase Data
WEDDING RINGS: The world's smallest handcuffs.
WEIGHTLIFTERS pump harder.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!
WELDERS do it with hot rods
WELDERS fill all cracks.
WELDERS have hotter rods.
WELDERS heat it up before it cuts.
WELFARE -- The more you deceive the more you receive.
WELFARE RECIPIENTS do it while everyone else pays for it.
WELFARE.$$$ not found: (P)rotest, (R)iot, (B)urn
WELFARE: Legalized con to deprive taxpayers.
WELL BASTE MY STEAMING PUDDINGS!
WELL DIGGERS do it in a hole
WELL, YOU CAN JUST ROCK ME TO SLEEP TONIGHT!! - Binkley
WELL, if I called a wrong number... why did YOU answer?
WELWH: Nadolic Llawen. Blwyddn Newdd Dda
WEMG: Write Eighteen Minute Gap
WENCH - Women Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness.
WENCH: what is used to turn the head of a dolt.
WENCH: Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!
WESLEY saves it and saves it and saves it (yawn) STAR TREK: THE NEXT
WESLEY! I don't care what bbs you loged on, unplug data
WESTWOOD activates Friday the 13th
WET PAINT (This is not an instruction or command.)
WET: Why Even Try?
WF Warp Factor
WF: Wait Forever
WFL: Wave FLag
WGA building in L.A. is of all-block construction!
WGFF? Who Gives A Flyin...?
WGPB: Write Garbage in Process-control Block
WH Well, since my birthday is coming up at the end of this week,
WH>Hello All...!
WH>anyone have any taglines for birthdays? ;)
WHADDAYA MEAN I CAN'T HUNT 'EM??? It's TOURIST Season, ain't it?
WHADDAYA MEAN, 'FILE NOT FOUND?' YOU <CENSORED> COMPUTER!!!
WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MA'AM!
WHAT "any" key!?!?
WHAT ALL MEN EXPECT: My wife will never get sick-- but will only be allergic to jewelry and fur coats
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!, THIS IS THE RIGHT SPOT!!!! - Ren.
WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW: What are you guys still doing here
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE THIS END TABLE SO CHEEZED OFF? - Earthworm Jim
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE CAPS-LOCK LIGHT IS ON?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES A: Elvis has been sighted
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!!--Buzzcut WINDOWS!--all
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM???????
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Fur-lined vibrating athletic supporters.
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: No more lawyers!
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Profit and loss statements.
WHAT NHL HOCKEY PLAYERS WANT: Two words: more babes.
WHAT Prime Directive?!? FIRE!!!
WHAT THE FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO IS GOING ON HERE ?
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!!
WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT OTHERS SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU
WHAT rejected footage?!? - Crow
WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
WHAT will we do about this situation? (come up with more tags, natch!)
WHAT! Nothing but Xanth to read? ....Click....BOOM!
WHAT!? Am I to blame for your lack of a sense of humour?
WHAT!? I'm missing Babalon 5???!! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER
WHAT!? I'm missing Star Trek! `v=y%%(v@!~~%!# NO CARRIER
WHAT!? Windows is used to do WORK!?
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER
WHAT!?! Star Trek's on? %$#@#$ NO CARRIER - Sleepwalker
WHAT!?? Windows is used to do WORK!??
WHAT'S A CAPSLOCK KEY?
WHAT... is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
WHAT... is the capital of Assyria???
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT? Give up C:\< for silly ICONS?
WHAT? I thought it said "Don't live an IMMORTAL life!
WHAT? Newbie AGAIN? Awwwwww Ma, we had Newbie for dinner LAST night!
WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT? No Evil ISS? Say it isn't so! Is this is some sort of cruel joke?
WHAT? No more beer? Who's been drinking all my beer?
WHAT? Some people still read mail on-line?!?
WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
WHAT? These aren't my eye drops? CRAZY GLUE!?! OH SH@!##%$!@$%^
WHAT? This ain't the Files Section?
WHAT? You call THAT humor?
WHAT?! You did WHAT with WHO?!?!?!?
WHAT?!! Is this some SNOBBY, ELITIST, AESTHETIC THING??!! - Calvin
WHAT?!?! All right, Tim, your butt is mine!! (Shut up, David.)--Gen
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
WHATEVER HAPPENS behave like you meant it to happen that way. Ed Murphy
WHATEVER HAPPENS, behave like you meant it to happen
WHATS_UP.DOC found in BUGSBUNY.ZIP
WHATS_UP.DOC?
WHATTAYAMEAN??? Blood on the chainsaw--that's just rust!
WHATTHEHECKISCROSSNET? - FREQ CROSSNET.ZIP
WHAT`S THIS CAPS LOCK KEY FOR?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! And we're off on a tangent
WHEN IN DOUBT, GIVE IT A CLOUT
WHEN THE BUS IS FULL, THE PUBLIC SHALL WALK THE EARTH
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR, YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER.
WHEN YOU'VE FINALLY SAVED THE WORLD FROM ALL THE FOOLISH PEOPLE -- who saves it from you?
WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU CAN TOSS IT OUT.
WHERE %JH3 TAGFILE
WHERE ARE ALL MY CARTOON CHARACTER UNDERPANTS??!! - Calvin
WHERE ARE THE GOD-DAMNED CIGARETTESOh, sorry... -- Shiela Bungee
WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
WHERE FRIENDS MEET!!
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.-Enterprises womens toilet wall graffiti
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S INHERITANCE TAX.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE BILL GATES TO GO TODAY?
WHERE are YOUR Taglines???
WHFO: Wait until Hell Freezes Over
WHHOOOMP Hit me!
WHILE (length(walk) length(pier)) DO BEGIN
WHILE User=aufmerksam DO Harmlos;
WHILST your evil dopplegangers were sent - Mike
WHITE BEER: A Trailer Park of Flavor in Every Bottle
WHITE HOUSE - WHORE HOUSE: Only two Characters make them different!
WHITEHEAD'S LAW - The obvious answer is always overlooked.
WHO CARES where Carmen Sandiego is?
WHO ME???? I don't read taglines! (this space for rent)
WHO NEEDS REALITY. I HAVE IMAGINATION
WHO PROGRAMMED THIS JAZZ?
WHO WILLS CAN-WHO TRIES DOSE-WHO LOVES LIVES
WHO let that F*CKING woman drive?!! NASA 1987
WHO say's blondes have more fun anyway?
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
WHO was the man that saw a snail and said, "I'm gonna eat that thing."
WHO'S GOING TO STRIP?!?" -Nene, BGC
WHO's going to strip?!? (Nene)
WHO? WHEN?! ME?! It was the Booze! - Binkley
WHOA KEEN! The TICK CAM!! -The Tick
WHOA! No wonder they call you Mrs. BUSH! - George
WHOA! Star Trek's on! &^#%NO CARRIER
WHOA! LOOK OUT EVERYONE! HE'S GOING TO BLOW!
WHOA! Shot down while using his 'manlihood'.
WHOA! Star Trek's on! &^#%NO CARRIER
WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!!
WHOA!!! That was close! You almost caught me caring
WHOA!!!! BITTER BEER FACE!!! :P
WHOA, boy! WHOA! Dadgummit, Ah said WHOA! <WHAM!>
WHOCARZ: Who Cares?
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house
WHOKNOWS is now carrying this conference
WHOOMP, there's my butt! - Butt-Head
WHOOOOO IIIIIISSS MERRIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIG! SOOOIEE!!!
WHOOPY F**KIN' DOO!
WHOOSH: on a Porsche.
WHORE: Woman Having Orgasms Really Enthusiastically
WHORU: Who are you?
WHOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase
WHOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!
WHP: Wave Hands over Program
WHY %JH3 TAGFILE
WHY ARE WOODPECKERS BAD COMPANY? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS BORING
WHY BE *NORMAL*?
WHY BE BORN AGAIN!?!? Just Grow Up!
WHY DO THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW THINK THEY ARE PARANOID?
WHY DO THOSE THREE DOTS KEEP FOLLOWING ME? (PARANOID TAGLINE)
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN : Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair
WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD........?
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
WHY JOHNNY CAN'T READ - Available on VHS (& multimedia).
WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU UNSUBSCRIBE ME??? I'VE ASKED DOZENS OF TIMES!!
WHY am i watching `Hogan's Heroes'? - arifel
WHY are you reading this tagline? Don't you know what they do to your mind?
WHY did the damn designer put the Imps in front of the BROWN wall???
WHY do I have to KEEP learning?!
WHY do shoppers always return their shopping carts to the handicapped parking slots
WHY is the damn Shadowlord staying in the city I wanna go to? - Avatar
WHYME.EXE Fatal character flaw. Kick in ASCII? (Y/N)
WHat do you call a man in a meat grinder? Chuck
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
WHy do 75% of taglines involve Pooh Bear?
WI: Why Immediate
WI: Write Illegibly
WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WIC, but no Men, Infants, and Children club.
WIC, federally financed females-only club.
WID: Write Invalid Data
WIDOWER(n):man who just lost 90% of his mind.
WIFE.ARJ -Strange program: Only contains lots of on-line help!
WIFE.COM not working, MALL.EXE busy, better get $$$.BAT
WIFE.EXE not working, busy at MALL.COM better get $$$.BAT
WIFE.ZIP 29,246 Excellent program, no documentation!
WIIIIITTTHH...A HERRING!
WILD GOOSE: A finger that's one inch off center.
WILDCAT! BBS * QmodemPro * Off-Line Xpress: Perfection!
WILDCAT! V3.02...the thing dreams are made of!
WILDNET : If you're interested in something different.
WILL UNINSTALL WINDOWS 95 FOR FOOD
WILLIAM HOLDEN -Tombstone 17
WILLIAM KELLY, 87, WAS FED SECRETARY
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (BY HIMSELF)
WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER
WIMP - Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus.
WIN '95 = Macintosh '87`
WIN '95 ERROR: Purchase P-200 with 100 Meg & 10 Gig to continue
WIN - Worlds biggest batch!
WIN 3.0 : UAE, WIN 3.1 : GPF, OS/2 : WORKS
WIN 95 : second to none :-))
WIN 95: Press <START> to kill your wallet!
WIN error #41- GPF in PROGMAN: (R)eboot (R)eboot (R)eboot?
WIN error #41- Some kind of error happened. (R)eboot (R)eboot (R)eboot
WIN error #46 - Not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes free
WIN error #52: Press F46@CG(uiT)GH56%JgtqYL3 to continue
WIN error #73: .DLL corrupted. Major bummer.
WIN is not an OS/2er, but OS/2 is a WINner
WIN is to computing what a travelogue is to travel
WIN'95- Beta tested by over 400,000 disgruntled postal workers
WIN-NT : The one way to your suicide
WIN.COM ??? Shouldn't it be LOOSE.COM ???
WIN.COM not found. Eat DOS, mother@($@$(.
WIN.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)ho cares?
WIN.INI not found. Eat DOS, mother#$%&*@!
WIN.INI not found. I hope to God you can still do DOS.
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, expensive computer courtesan
WIN3.1 - proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards.
WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
WIN95 - "Where would like to crash today?"
WIN95 : debug [CR] f 0:0 Lffff 0 [CR] [RESET]
WIN95 = Macintosh '87`
WIN95 ad: "You make a grown man cry!"
WIN95 found... Delete? (y/j)
WIN95: From the People who brought you Edlin
WIN95: Most expensive OS/2 backup disks I've ever purchased.
WIN95: seen, cryed and DELeted
WIND SURFERS do it standing up.
WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows
WINDOES: Functionally challenged software
WINDOW ERROR 44: File Not Found, Wanna play Solitaire?
WINDOWS %JH3 TAGFILE
WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
WINDOWS - From Microsoft, the makers of the 640K Barrier
WINDOWS - From the same folks who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS - From the same people responsible for EDLIN
WINDOWS - from the creator of EDLIN
WINDOWS 3.1 VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like an XT.
WINDOWS 3.1: Now you can crash more than one program at a time
WINDOWS 3.1: from the people who brought us EDLIN
WINDOWS 95 - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
WINDOWS 95 is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOWS 95, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS 95: An overpriced way to eat up HD space.
WINDOWS 95: From the EDLIN makers
WINDOWS ERROR #00: Windows doesn't feel good today
WINDOWS ERROR - Play Mine Sweep and dream about Windows95?
WINDOWS ERROR 04: Multitasking attempted-system confused
WINDOWS ERROR 44:..File not found...Wanna play Solitaire?
WINDOWS Energizer Bunny: It's still loading & loading
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS USERS do it with mice.
WINDOWS from the people who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS is cool, uh, or something.
WINDOWS is not a virus. A virus does something!
WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOWS really means: Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software!
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
WINDOWS! Procomm plus! Off-Line Xpress!: Perfection!
WINDOWS! Brought to you by the folks that gave us EDLIN!
WINDOWS!! = Install it and find out for yourself
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS, from the people that brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS, n. Microsoft's proof of PT Barnum's theory
WINDOWS, the EDSEL of operating systems. Yes, ahead of it's times!
WINDOWS95 only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
WINDOWS95?!? Been there, Done that, threw it out the window!
WINDOWS95?!? Been there... Done that!
WINDOWS: Brought to you by the makers of Edlin.
WINDOWS: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
WINDOWS: Just say NO!
WINDOWS: (W)ish (I) (N)ever (D)itched (O)ld (W)orking (S)oftware!
WINDOWS: An Unrecoverable Acquition Error.
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
WINDOWS: Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
WINDOWS: From MicroSoft, they brought you EDLIN! (SCARY!)
WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life
WINDOWS: It's not "crippled", it's "differently abled"!
WINDOWS: SUCKS!!
WINDOWS: Something that comes with the mouse you bought
WINDOWS: The instant 80486 to 8088 downgrade kit!
WINDOWS: Well, It's Not Doing Our Work, Sir.
WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
WINDOWS: Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software
WINDOWS: Wish I'd Never Dumped Old -- Working -- System.
WINDOWS: Worthless Inane No-good Depressing Overblown With Swearing
WINDOWS: from the people that brought you the 640kb barrier
WINDOWS?!!!??? If I wanted a Mac,I'd buy one!
WINDOZE 3 - 5 Megs Of Tranquilizer For A Computer
WINDOZE 95 Insufficient memory: add 8 megs and retry!
WINDOZE 95: Press <START> to kill your wallet!
WINDOZE NT PROGRAMMERS still can't do it.
WINDOZE!! We don't need no stink'n WINDOZE!!
WINDSCREEN WIPER: Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
WINDowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger
WINDows open: Jump? [Y/y/y]
WINDows: the banana peel of the electronic age
WINDoze error #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting
WINE IS FINE BUT WHISKEYS QUICKER~~SUICIDE IS SLOW WITH LIQUOR
WINTER (Steve) is FidoNet's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
WINTER (Steve) is FidoNet's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
WINTER(n):when the air-conditioning finally kicks in.
WINTER,SPRING,SUMMER OR FALL..ALL YA GOT TO DO IS CALL..AND I'LL BE THERE,YEAH,YEAH,YOU GOT A FRIEND
WINTER: Something that rich people go south during.
WINTER: Something that rich people go south during.
WINTER: The time of year when it gets later earlier
WINWORD caused a gene protection fault
WIN_ERROR: No Mouse found - klick to continue
WINdoze: Written entirely by blondes.
WIRE MY NIPPLES ZAP!!!!!!!!!! - George Lungren
WIRED: the magazine that still takes Marshall McLuhan seriously
WISE MEN CHANGE THEIR MINDS, FOOLS NEVER
WISE husband puts his foot down only to shift position
WISHING YOU AND YOUR'S THE BEST OF THE SEASON!
WISIWIW - What I See Is What I Want!
WITCH: Wiccan Invoking Tolerance, Compassion and Healing!
WITH Pascal DO Write(Programs);
WITH... all due... respect... Sir... BE GONE! - Worf
WIVO: Female counterpart of a marriage
WIZZO'S do it with jamming
WIZZO'S jam it faster, deeper, and more powerfully.
WIthout you, M fears for the security of the free world. - Nigel
WK: Write to Keyboard
WKRP in Cincinatti, With more music, and Les Nesman
WLAF.NOT! AWLF: America: Where Limbaugh Fights.
WLAF.NOT! FALW: Fire Alarms, Loud Whistles
WLAF.NOT! WLFA: Women Love Fooling Around
WLFA: Women Love Fooling Around
WMC: Write Millions of Comments
WMTA Warped Minds Think Alike
WNAM: We Need A Miracle
WNBC is gonna make me rich.
WNHR: Write New Hit Record
WNHR: Write New Hit Record
WNR: Write Noise Record
WN_CowTipping Conference Moderator
WO K.C. in 2K BE THERE! K.C. in 2K
WO> WY> OU> CA> NR> EA> DT> HI> SH> ID> DE> NM> ES> SA> GE>
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA CHOMP!{Cat being eaten by Pac-Man}
WOE is me!
WOFTAM Waste Of [Flipping] Time And Money
WOK: What you thwow at a wabbit.
WOLF = Weird, Overglorified, Limp-dicked, Faggot.
WOLF(n):one who whistles while he lurks
WOLFENSTEIN: Kiddie Trainer for Doom!
WOM - Write only memory
WOM: Wead-onwy memowy
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH WHILE SKY-DIVING - Baby is born in free-fall. - The Globe
WOMAN! You can change my world! - Scorpions
WOMAN.COM: Unstable, no docs, but fun once unzipped.
WOMAN.DOC Press F9 Don't expect to understand it
WOMAN.EXE a great idea, but where's the damn .DOC's?
WOMAN.EXE. Great program, no documentation
WOMAN.ZIP Great Program, No Documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP Great program but no documentation...!
WOMAN.ZIP - Fine program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP - Good utility, with proper configuration.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great Program. No documentation, but fun to unZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program but no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program but won't do windows
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program, lots of fun, especially after unzipping!
WOMAN.ZIP - Great program. README.1ST file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP - Great software, but no docs.
WOMAN.ZIP - No docs, but fun to UNZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, but no dox!
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP - nice features, fun to play with, but BUGGY!
WOMAN.ZIP - no files but really fun to unzip.
WOMAN.ZIP - no files, but fun to UnZip.
WOMAN.ZIP -- GREAT PROGRAM! (Fun to unzip!)
WOMAN.ZIP -A great program, and lots of fun, especiaily after unziping
WOMAN.ZIP : Shareware or freeware?
WOMAN.ZIP does have docs. You just need to look under GYNE
WOMAN.ZIP- Great program. But absolutely NO documentation...
WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows.
WOMAN.ZIP-Great Program. No docs, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP. Great Software. No docs.
WOMAN.ZIP... Good utility when properly configured.
WOMAN.ZIP... Great program but no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP...*Great* Program, Lousy Docs
WOMAN.ZIP..... Great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, if configured properly
WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, with proper configuration.
WOMAN.ZIP.....Great program, no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP...Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP!
WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but doesn't come with docs!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but won't do Windows!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no docs.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP.
WOMAN.ZIP: A great program that comes with no documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Fine program. No dox, but fun to unZIP
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Program! Lousy .DOC files! Multiple Upgrades Available!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but absolutely NO documentation
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation!
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but the "README.1ST" file is missing.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, won't do Windows.
WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No Docs but, fun to unZIP.
WOMAN.ZIP: Lovely program, lousy documentation.
WOMAN.ZIP: Program crash, inconclusive hypotheticals!
WOMAN: Great concept, bad engineering.
WOMEN %JH3 TAGFILE
WOMEN : Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WOMEN : Wild Ovulating Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WOMEN IN SPACE: "Which way to the Moon Mall?"
WOMEN are like fires: They go out if unattended!
WOMEN came from the WOAH, MEN in front of the ladies' restroom.
WOMEN fake orgasms - MEN fake foreplay !
WOMEN.TXT 0 bytes - "What Men Know About Women"
WOMEN.ZIP - Great program! No docs
WOMEN.ZIP a great program, but where's the documentation?
WOMEN.ZIP... a great program but no documentation
WOMEN.ZIP... great program, no documentation, but fun to unzip!
WOMEN.ZIP: A great program, but it doesn't come with documentation.
WOMEN.ZIP: This is NOT! freeware
WOMEN.ZIPgreat program, no docs, but fun to unzip!
WOMEN: Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs.
WOMEN: n., pl.: Wild, Ovulating, Man-Eating Nymphomaniacs.
WOMENARENEVERVIOLENT!!! -- lizzie@axe.murder
WON, TOO, THRE, FOR. . . _Duz_ spelling count??
WONDERFUL! You have some of my favourite problems
WOO.. I didn't know that was a Frank Zappa line!
WOODAPPLE - Biker without a bike
WOODEN STICK 3.1 - For Propping Open Your Windows
WOODSTOCK: I was too young in '69, too old in '94!
WOODWARD'S LAW - A theory is better than its explanation.
WOODWIND PLAYERS have better tonguing.
WOOF WOOF ,thats my other dog imitation
WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF! (that's my dog imitation...)
WOOHOO! IN YOUR FACE! SHE SAID YES! - Homer proposing to Marge
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
WORD. Four letters. Starts with a W. D on the end. <Riggs>
WORDPERFECT, ETC.) AND SAVE AS A .TAG FILE
WORDSTAR: A complicated method of avoiding writing letters in EDLIN.
WORDperfect, LETTERperfect, what's next? BLANKperfect?
WORF Radio: Honorable music with a Klingon beat!
WORF will fight you for it. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
WORF! Growl for me, let me know you still care.--Q
WORF--- I AM *N*O*T* A MERRY MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&*#@#$*
WORF: AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! That is how the Klingon lures a mate.
WORF: Human women are too fragile !
WORF: I protest, I do NOT want to have a Happy Holiday
WORK GETS IN THE WAY OF WHAT I DO!!
WORK HARDER! Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!
WORK HARDER!! Millions on welfare are counting on you!
WORK HARDER!... Millions on Welfare depend on YOU!
WORK is a 4 letter word!
WORK is for people who don't know how to play GOLF !
WORK! for people who don't know how to FISH or GOLF!!
WORK, CONSUME, BE SILENT, DIE
WORK....is being married to a Red head!
WORK: Annoyance to endure between coffee breaks
WORK: The curse of the drinking class.
WORK: Something to do between breaks
WORK: The curse of the drinking class.
WORK: The slow, dragging fingernail on the blackboard of life.
WORKING MOTHER---Any mother who gets out of bed.
WORLD MUSIC - A dozen different types of percussion all going at once
WORLD TO END AT SIX O'CLOCK! Film at eleven.
WORRIER---A synonym for parent.
WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE BRITAIN PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS?
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT ?-- Bill Clinton in 96
WOW !...EXTRAORDINARY Means Extra Mediocre ???
WOW spelled backwards is... uhhhhhh.. I had it... - Stoned Spike
WOW! I might have to steal that. :)
WOW! Isn't that a FAST, SMOOTH graphics di What? Oh, it's a *TV*!
WOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase.
WOW! READ the DOCS? ... what a rad concept!
WOW! Short runwaybut look how WIDE it is!!!
WOW, JIM! YOU LOOK...like a complete goomba. - Peter Puppy
WOW, short runway...but look how WIDE it is!
WOW... she whisperd. Are ALL hard disks this big???
WOW.....Mom spelled upside down :)
WOXOF: What a VFR pilot does when it is
WOXOFF: What a VFR pilot does in zero/zero conditions
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
WP: Write Poop
WPET: Write Past End of Tape
WPM: Write Programmer's Mind
WQ/2 1.1 OS/2 2.1 - The coming of age of 32 bit computing! WQ/2 1.1
WRAITH/RASTA TEAM - GUESS-YOUR-WEIGHT-BY-THE-JIGGLE-OF-YOUR-BREASTS!
WRESTLERS do it on mats
WRESTLERS have better holds.
WRESTLERS know the best holds
WRESTLERS try not to do it on their backs
WRGAS; Who Really Gives A $hit.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines
WRITE OR DIE!!
WRITERS have novel ways.
WRITING an echo where EVERYONE moderates....!
WRITING: the echo where EVERYONE moderates
WRNO (New Orleans) airs Rush Limbaugh across the planet on 15.42 Mhz.
WROM: Write to Read Only Memory
WRONG!
WRONGtry again<- Scratch here to reveal prize
WRT :With regards to
WRTJ: Who Reads This Junk?
WSE: Write Stack Everywhere
WSTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WSWW: Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways
WTANS Will These Acronyms Never Stop?
WTF What The [F]
WTF "what the F>>K"
WTH :What the H***
WTH :What the H***
WUPO: Wad Up Printer Output
WW I GIs did it over there.
WW,RB,JG,DS,PW,PT,MT,BB,SB,JP,MM,MR,GS,DM,ETC
WW1 Soldiers "WE will remember them!" Do we?
WWCD. (What would Cthulhu do?)
WWF - The Soap Opera for Men
WWF: On top of the hill, not over it!
WWF: On top of the hill, not over it! -dSXY bTY
WWHHAATT DDOOEESS EECCHHOO OONN MMEEAANN ??
WWI GIs did it over there.
WWJD? JWRTM!
WWJT....Who Would Jesus Torture?
WWLR: Write Wrong Length Record
WWLR: Write Wrong Length Record
WWR: Write Wrong Record
WWW - World Wide Wait
WWW - World Without Windows
WWW Dot Bid High, Bid Up, Dot TV
WWWHHHAAATTT TTTIIIMMMEEE will my daughter be HOME????? *BANG!*
WWWHHHAAATTT TTTIIIMMMEEE will my daughter be HOME????? *BANG!*
WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWhat's an anal probe? - Kyle
WWhhaatt ddooeess dduupplleexx mmeeaann??
WWhhaatt ddooeess hhaallff dduupplleexx ddoo??
WWhhaatt eecchhoo??
WWhhaatt ddooeess ""HHaallff--dduupplleexx"" mmeeaann??
WWhhaatt ddooeess DDUUPPLLEEXX mmeeaann??
WWhhaatt ddooeess LLooccaall EEcchhoo OOnn MMeeaann??
WWhhaatt iiss llooccaall--eecchhoo ??
WY: Wyoming, the obvious
WYBMADIITY: Will You Buy Me A Drink If I Tell You?
WYGIWYAF: What You Get Is What You Asked For [Certain Text Processing Programs]
WYGIWYD - What you got is what you deserved
WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR.....Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMTGWTC: Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk To Go With That Comment? [Aus.]
WYLASOMWTR............Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Remark?
WYME Radio - the all-manic-depressive talk show
WYMI - All philosophy all the time!
WYMI - The all philosophy radio station.
WYMM: Will You Marry Me
WYNIWYG: What You Need Is What You Get [claim of many systems]
WYPIWYF: What You Print Is What You FAX
WYPIWYG = What You Printed Is What You Got
WYPIWYW: What you pee is what you wet.
WYSAWYG: What You See Ain't What You Get [the opposite of WYSIWYG]
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIAWYG: What You See Is {Almost|Approximately} What You Get
WYSIAYFWG: What You See Is All You're F*cking Well Getting [normal display]
WYSIAYG: What You See Is All You're Getting
WYSIC: What You See Is Crap
WYSINWYG: What You See Is Not What You Get
WYSITWIRLS: What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life
WYSIWAG: What you see is a moving dog's tail.
WYSIWHIP: What you see is dessert topping.
WYSIWIG: What You See Is What I Got. [Failed Initial concept-Networked GUI]
WYSIWIG: What you see is fake hair.
WYSIWIS: What You See Is What I See
WYSIWIT - What You See Is What I Tiped.
WYSIWYAG: What You See Is What You (Almost) Get
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYG - What You Sell Is What You've Got.
WYSIWYG : When You're Sure It's Wrong, You Grimace
WYSIWYG is a fiber optic illusion.
WYSIWYG: "What You See Isn't What You Get"
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get [duh!]
WYSIWYG: hat You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYG? Big deal! My typewriter is WYSIWYG!
WYSIWYNG: What You See Is What Your Neighbour Got.
WYSIWYP: (Dog neutering) What you spay is what you pet.
WYSIWYP: What You See Is What You Print [impossible claim of WP and DTP]
WYSIWYP: What you see is what you pee -Guy Kawasaki, of Apple Computer,
WYSIWY_WT_G : What You see is what you want to get
WYSLRN: What You See Looks Really Neat [describes the Andrew ez editor]
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't ge
WYWH: Wish You Were Here
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before
W_y _re t_ere mi__ing letter_ in t_i_ t_gline?!
Wa*r*nin*g,* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e*
Wa-ah-ah-ah, ohh. At the Late Night Double-Feature Picture Show
WaCkO.ExE found... CPU behaving _very_ oddly
WaRP Graphics Special Air Service - Who's Cute Wins
Waa-hoo! --Zane Grey, The Last of the Plainsmen
Waaa! I wanna go 300 scale miles per hour!
Waaaaaahhhhhhh! Anna-chan hasn't threatened my life yet!
Waaaaaffffles weeee loooove yoooouuuu! - Joel/Bots sing
Waaahhh Ricky!! Welcome to the crypt!! I've been lurking for you!!
Waarom Windows? Als het traag moet, zet ik de turbo wel uit!
Wabbit swayer, guitar pwayer, nastie habit
Wacka! Wacka! Wacka! - Fozzie Bear
Wackland! Home, Surreal Home! -- Gogo Dodo
Wacko of Borg: Heeeeeelllllloooooo Spot!
Wacky Wheels * You can't throw hogs at real life drivers!
Wacky Wheels runs over the competition!
Wacky Wheels Eat hog, Peanut Breath!
Wacky Wheels Floor it! 'Cause there's no speed limit!
Wacky Wheels Hey, you can't win! My hedgehog was jamme
Wacky Wheels Hit me with your best hog!
Wacky Wheels Hog crossing. Alternative route underwater
Wacky Wheels Keep driving Tigi, there's no stopping now
Wacky Wheels Put it in reverse and run over Mario Kart!
Wacky Wheels Put it in reverse and run over Skunny Kart
Wacky Wheels Underwater driving possible by air pumps
Wacky Wheels Watch for the ice on the road!
Wacky prop comic, Ludipus-Top - Crow
Waco - Home of the Right Wing Ulta-Conservative Southern Baptists.
Waco - More churches and convenience stores per capita than Dallas.
Waco - Waco Right now is HELL!
Waco - Where MCC means McLennan Community College.
Waco -- Bill Clinton's first death camp.
Waco is the halfway point between Dallas, Austin and Hell.
Waco lesson #1, kill them before they burn you alive
Waco lesson #2: Obey or die
Waco lesson #4: Declare them a cult, then kill without mercy
Waco lesson 2. Obey or die.
Waco votes to rename town "Corpus Crispy"-details at 11
Waco wackos woasted, fiwm at eweven
Waco was just another Indian village
Waco, TX -- Home of Char-Broiled Christianity
Waco, Texas, the Tianamin Square of the free world
Waco, Texas, the Tienamin Square of America
Waco,TX bumper sticker: Honk if you think you're Jesus
Waco-We Ain't Comein' Out
Waco... a sleepy little town.
Waco: proof that Janet Reno approves of children smoking
Waco: America's FIRST Tieniman Square. Where's the NEXT one?
Waco: Bill Clinton's first death camp!
Waco: how do you like your religion? Original Recipe and Extra Crispy?
Wadda ya expect from a nice Italian girl?
Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy?
Wadda ya mean broken? I thought it was a fixed disk!
Waddaya get when ya goose a ghost? A handful of sheet.
Waddaya mean I gotta make the decision?
Waddaya mean which way? Follow the holes.
Waddya mean FIRED?!
Waddya mean, "Blind Driver"? I hit the dog, didn't I?
Waddya mean; Eat it, it's still movin'!
Wade, I'm Southern. don't tell me you love me like a sis
Wadya mean I need a shrink? I'm 4'-11"!
Waffle House...Breakfast of Champions and Insomniacs
Waffle Irons: "Ribbed for her pleasure."
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick--W.J. Clinton
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick.
Waffle softly and talk a bit slick. --W.B.J. Clinton
Waffles is no more than a vehicle for butter & syrup -Dr.F
Waft the odor towards Frank - Mike to Dr. F
Waftdogs - Old sneakers
Wage Peace.
Wage war against littering.
Wagner's "Ride of the Valkeries" - War's theme song! jt
Wagner's music is better than it sounds
Wagner's music is better than it sounds. -- Mark Twain
Wagner: The original heavy metal composer.
Waigel of Borg: Your income will be assimilated!
Wailing Wall: The place where exam results go up
Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
Wait 'til I get your Hanes off you
Wait 'til Rush's fans realize Republicans are anti-Labor!
Wait 'till I start swinging the dead skunk around this joint!
Wait - let me cue the tape... OK, go ahead
Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything.
Wait ... is this a FUN THING or the END of LIFE in Petticoat Junction??
Wait .... I'm thinking
Wait .... I'm thinking ....
Wait 3 days until Christ is risen, bake in a 450 oven & serve!
Wait Kitty, don't step ےformat drive c:
Wait Sex isn't merely anything.
Wait Strawberries don't normally have gray fur!
Wait a Minute! Didn't the Indians have a "Contract With America"?
Wait a few weeks and you'll be amazed again.
Wait a minit, WAIT a minute!! There's more to come!
Wait a minute ... this isn't my tagline!
Wait a minute Mr. Sysop. Wa-Wa-Wait Mr. Sysop.
Wait a minute Officer, you're a public servant. Get me a beer!
Wait a minute man, you mispronounced my name. - Alanis Morissette
Wait a minute my PANTS ARE ON FIRE! SHISSSSS Ah that feels better
Wait a minute something's wrong. My key won't unlock this door-Hendrix
Wait a minute! Did someone slip me a prozac
Wait a minute! Empty your pockets........now! - Odo
Wait a minute! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND! -- Crow T. Robot
Wait a minute! I'd distinctly remember forgetting that.
Wait a minute! If it didn't work very well _last_ time... - Kira
Wait a minute! That was a Tagline.
Wait a minute! This is fantastic! You're a chimponaut! -- Al
Wait a minute! What are you going to say about me!? - Ro Laren
Wait a minute! You can't talk about my friends that way.
Wait a minute! what are you doing with that tagline?
Wait a minute! 8 times 7 isn't 200! - Crow
Wait a minute! Calm down. --Riker
Wait a minute! I just lit a rocket & rockets EXPLODE!! - Woody
Wait a minute! I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! - Crow
Wait a minute! Is this gonna be about wrestling?! - Mike
Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you.
Wait a minute! This isn't my cat! -Data
Wait a minute! Why would God need a star ship?
Wait a minute, I paid good money for that wreckage!
Wait a minute, I think I just saw a message from Elvis
Wait a minute, I've got it, don't birds swim south for the winter?
Wait a minute, Officer, you're a public servant. Go get me a beer!
Wait a minute, are you serious?! - Kira
Wait a minute, wasn't I out of this conversation?
Wait a minute, what was I thinking? Forget the bikini
Wait a minute, what's this?! - O'Brien
Wait a minute. I married David Hartman? -- Mike Nelson
Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks. - Butt-Head
Wait a minute. - Dax
Wait a minute. I married David Hartman? - Mike as girl
Wait a minute. This isn't my Tagline!
Wait a minute. This isn't my recipe!
Wait a minute. We've already considered this! - The Doctor
Wait a minute. We've already considered this!--HoloDoc
Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks. - Butthead
Wait a minute... I said said 'vette, not T-bucket.
Wait a minute...strike that, reverse it - Willy Wonka
Wait a minute; I lost him. Odo
Wait a moment! Who's coming? - Yoshi
Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment
Wait a second. Does that dragon have a tag that says "MC"?
Wait a second. You mean you guys *aren't* volunteers? -- Opus
Wait a second... you hired a *bodyguard* for me? -- Stonewall
Wait a second......this is weird. - Geordi
Wait and see
Wait for OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
Wait for further instructions
Wait for it! Wait for it! -- Dr. Forrester
Wait for it. -- Jack Butler
Wait for me, I won't be long, Gilles Villeneuve
Wait for me, take a dive and take a piece of my life
Wait for me. -- Godot
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time. -- Pericles
Wait just a little while, and the Wheel turns. -- Delenn
Wait minute, I'm talking to Bill Gates.
Wait on the Lord: be of good courage-- Psalm 27:14
Wait right here. I'll be riiiiight baaaaacck
Wait there! We're coming to attack you! -- Joel Robinson
Wait till I buy it, the price will drop 20% in a week!
Wait till they find out that the Gay gene is Bi. -- Dr. MindBender
Wait till they see the camoflauge bikini panties in the next series!
Wait till your father gets home
Wait until November '96 !"...UnaRepublican
Wait until it is night before saying it has been a fine day.
Wait while I look up Unicorn. No sense shooting it if it's extinct.
Wait! Clinton's How to Serve Taxpayers -- it's a...COOKB
Wait! Don't Pick Up The Pho{1ݬ'Dodyo_Oo
Wait! Hear me out! - O'Brien2
Wait! I can explain. -- Frank N. Furter
Wait! I feel the power of... the Schwartz!
Wait! I forgot to cancel my flight plan &*^| &%NO CARRIER
Wait! It's too dangerous!
Wait! That's the FORBIDDEN dance!
Wait! You have not been prepared! -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday"
Wait! You have not been prepared! Mr. Atoz, stardate 3113.2.
Wait! You're forgetting something! - Yakko
Wait! "Clinton's How to Serve Taxpayers" - it's a COOKBOOK!
Wait! Could you stamp my hand so I could get back in? - Duckman
Wait! Don't be mad! It's a Python song! A Python S#%&*()t~NO CARRIER
Wait! Don't pick up that ph*^&%@*(&) NO CARRIER
Wait! Don't pick up that telephon#%&L! *&#^%y@# NO CARRIER
Wait! I can explain!
Wait! I draw my two-handed sword of instant vorpal slaying!
Wait! I forgot to cancel my flight plan &*^| &%NO CARRIER
Wait! I just want to say
Wait! I'll be right down! Save me a couple of glasses of it!
Wait! I'm a PEACEFUL burgler! It's NOT a REAL gun! <BLAM>
Wait! Let me rephrase that
Wait! Let's not be hasty! - Quark
Wait! Stop! Federal Agent! Put your hands against the wall! - Scully
Wait! That's not Orville Bullitt! That's Odo!
Wait! Wait! He Is Innocent! I Stole The Tagline! <BANG!> Nevermind
Wait! You did say mad
Wait! You have not been prepared!
Wait! You have not been prepared! --Mr. Atoz
Wait!! Don't pick up that teleph#%&L! *&#^%@# NO C
Wait!, there MUST be an unsupported way
Wait'll I break your jaw, yeh! - Joel & Bots sing
Wait'll I find my sword!
Wait'll he sees the 8x10s on the bulletin board. - Hawkeye
Wait'll my Young Life meeting hears - Tom
Wait'll they get a load of me! - The Joker
Wait'll they get to the creamy filling. Yakko, Animaniacs
Wait, #TN#! It's too dangerous!
Wait, @TOFIRST@! I'll be right over! Save me a couple pitchers of it!
Wait, @TOFIRST@! It's too dangerous!
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{Œ
Wait, FN@! I'll be right over! Save me a couple pitchers of it!
Wait, I found it on page 574, paragraph 13
Wait, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago..."
Wait, Orville! It's too dangerous!
Wait, Robbie! It's too dangerous!
Wait, Toto, don't bite into that electrical wir@#&$^NO TERRIER
Wait, Win95 loads ۰ 15% of 70
Wait, YOU! It's too dangerous!
Wait, am I replying to the wrong message?
Wait, soldier! There's been enough killing! Eneg
Wait, there ARE 5 lights, I didn't see that other one!
Wait, what are you taking Stan's blood for? - Kyle, South Park
Wait, yes! There ARE 5 lights! I musta missed that one.
Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance.
Wait. This brick is talking to me - Mike
Wait. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Paris
Wait. You think I'm right? --Mulder to Scully.
Wait... I was goning to make Espresso
Wait... Processing... Done. Tagline is now complete.
Wait... Sex isn't merely anything. -- Heinlein
Wait... Strawberries don't normally have gray fur!
Wait... They're dubbing English into English! - Tom Servo
Wait... They're dubbing English into English! ---
Wait.......something's not right here. - Geordi
Wait...haven't we danced this waltz before?
Wait...were there 7 or 8...? **BOOM!** Eight, definitely 8... -EWJim
Wait; it gets better.
WaitSex isn't merely anything. -- Heinlein
WaitSpiderMan-Don'tLeaveMeHere! J.J.J/SpiderMan Classic
WaitStrawberries don't normally have gray fur!
WaitUntilYouFeelTheDeathGripOfThisOne! - Phantom/SpiderMan Classic
Waitaminit, there's a clue here `bout what you'd like to have, I
Waitaminite, what are you going to say about me? Ro
Waitasecond! Smells like AMBUSH! - The Tick
Waiter - there's a feature in my soup!
Waiter! Check please!
Waiter! There's a symbiont swimming in my milk!
Waiter! There's soup in my fly!
Waiter! Two pieces of bread! I'm gonna make a sandwich! - B.P
Waiter! Another round for my friends here!
Waiter! Check please!
Waiter! There's a fly in my qagh!
Waiter! WAITER! There's SOUP on my FLY!
Waiter! Waiter! Now there's a beetle in my soup, Sorry, sir, we're out of flies today
Waiter!! My escargot is covered with snails....!
Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had.
Waiter, bring this man the reality check, please
Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter Barclay
Waiter, there's @TOLAST@ in my tagline!
Waiter, there's NO fly in my soup! - Kermit
Waiter, there's Orville in my tagline!
Waiter, there's a @F in my tagline!
Waiter, there's a @TOFIRST@ in my Tagline!
Waiter, there's a Orville in my tagline!
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter, there's a fly in my qagh.
Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my rib cage. Dax
Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! - Kermit
Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! Kermit The Frog
Waiter, there's this dead fly swimming in my soup! Nonsense, madam--dead flies can't swim
Waiter, there's this fly in my soup! Force of habit, madam, the chef used to be a tailor
Waiter, this chicken's rubbery! Oh, fank you velly much! More fly lice?
Waiter, waiter! There's a Vole in my soup!
Waiter, waiter, there's soup on my fly!
Waiter, we'll try what that couple under the table had
Waiter, what did the dead man have? I want anything else.
Waiter: Unemployed actor
Waiter? I'll have what the man in the chandelier is having.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
Waiters do it on the tables.
Waiters do it with your mouth full.
Waitin' on a train in a railway station, one toke over the line.
Waiting for "Where in HELL is Carmen Sandiego?"
Waiting for Godogma.
Waiting for Lorena Bobbitt: It won't be long, now.
Waiting for Spring Takes a Long Time
Waiting for Star Trek IX, X, XI, XII
Waiting for Star Trek VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII
Waiting for a rabbit to hit upon a tree and be killed in order to catch it. - Chinese Proverb
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for response
Waiting for soemone or something to show you the way -Floyd
Waiting for somedough
Waiting for the Energizer bunny in the Toilet Duck com..!
Waiting for the dinner bell to do the bell thing.
Waiting for the winds of change to sweep the clouds away..... -RUSH
Waiting for the world's applause
Waiting here, seems like years, never see the light of day
Waiting in Annnnnnnntiiiiiiciiiipaaaaation!
Waiting like a stalking butler
Waiting on the first step
Waiting patiently
Waiting the hour destined to die, here on the table of Hell
Waiting to be crushed between some sun babe's legs
Waiting to overcome all objections results in nothing
Waiting to overcome all obstacles, results in nothing
Waiting... Eternally speaking, time is on my side
Waitress to Dracula: How would you like your stake?
Waitress! *glare* This roadkill is not properly aged!
Waitresses DO IT for tips.
Waitresses DO IT with chopsticks.
Waitresses serve it hot.
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go's about the Vietnam war -Crow
Wake N' Bake
Wake UP! Drowsy Drivers Die
Wake Up The Echos
Wake Up! - By Sal Ammoniac
Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
Wake me up before Armagedon please.
Wake me up if you don't like what I'm dreaming.
Wake me up in '96 and tell me it was a bad dream !
Wake me up in '96 and tell me it's all been a bad dream!
Wake me up next year. Tell me it's all been a bad dream!
Wake me up on payday.
Wake me up when doublespace finishes the H/D defrag
Wake me up when we hit 2001.
Wake me when it's over.
Wake up and pull your head out of the sand.
Wake up and smell the Kilrathi! - jrc
Wake up and smell the coffee or just wake up to individuality
Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
Wake up and smell the coffee. - Expergiscere et coffeam olface.
Wake up and stop shaking 'coz you're just wasting time. -- M Manson
Wake up earthling, you haven't got all light-year!
Wake up the girls so they can scream - Tom
Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world
Wake up! This is Quark you're talking to, remember? - Quark
Wake up! Time to DIE!
Wake up! Wake up, Charlie's home! - Grandpa Joe
Wake up, its time for your sleeping pills
Wake up, time to die. - Leon
Wake up. It's time to die
Wake: a dead man's party.
Wakey! Wakey! Eggs & Bakey! - Crow as Godzilla wakes
Wakin' up on Christmas mornin' hours before the daylight sun's ignited!
Waking a person unnecessaraly should be considered a capital crime.
Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is
Waking the Witch
Wakka wakka WAKKKA!
Wakka-wakka-WAKKKA!!! - Fozzy Bear
Wakko = Animaniacs: Quotes by Wakko Warner
Wakko It's a little thing I do. BW-Dot
Wakko Warner, your time has come! - Death
Wakko of Borg: Heeeeeeellllllllo Collective!
Wakko packs away the snacks while Bill Clinton plays the sax!
Wakko packs away the snacks, we pay lots of income tax
Wakko, look out for the tree!!! What tree?$^#$%^@#$ NO CARRIER
Wakko.exe found... CPU behaving _very_ oddly
Wakko: Want to see me make bubbles with my spit?
Waldheimer's disease is what you have when you can't remember you were a Nazi
Waldo and Magic, Inc. by Robert A. Heinlein
Waldo's Observation: One man's red tape is another man's system.
Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against
Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against a white wall
Waldust: Powder that sticks to you when you lean against \TAGLINES.MR
Walk softly and carry a Megawat laser!
Walk All Over You -- AC/DC
Walk Like An Egyptian -- Bangles
Walk On With Hope in Your Heart !
Walk This Way -- Aerosmith
Walk a mile on these paws and call me a liar. - Gaspode
Walk away, and leave forever, do I dare
Walk barefoot in wet grass
Walk beside me, Na'Toth. - G'Kar
Walk beside me, Na'Toth. I must not show weakness. G'Kar
Walk east until your hat floats
Walk east...... until your hat floats.
Walk free. Talk free. I'm not saying to be foolish. - Betty Shabazz
Walk him and pitch to the rhino
Walk in shadows, but watch out for the cat.
Walk in the Shadows..... Just don't trip over the cat
Walk into Death's jaws to steal his gold teeth.
Walk into an antique shop and say, "What's new?"
Walk into the light. -- Agent Cooper
Walk like an Egyptian --The Bangles
Walk like an encryption
Walk on barefoot for me, suffer some misery, if you want my love
Walk or bike to drive-up bank-tellers & fast-food windows.
Walk softly and carry a 44 Magnum.
Walk softly and carry a 500 gigawatt laser
Walk softly and carry a Nerf bat!
Walk softly and carry a big RESET switch
Walk softly and carry a big stick
Walk softly and carry a big stick. - Teddy Roosevelt
Walk softly and carry a big sword - Darkwood
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Walk softly and carry a fully charged disrupter
Walk softly and carry a fully-chargedd phaser!
Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.
Walk softly and carry a semi automatic.
Walk softly and carry a thump gun
Walk softly and carry a twenty megaton nuclear weapon
Walk softly and carry an John Hancock 3.0
Walk softly, and carry a .357 magnum
Walk softly, and carry a BFG 9000
Walk softly, and carry a GPS receiver
Walk softly, and carry a Ginzu steak knife
Walk softly, and carry a GyroJet
Walk softly, and carry a Mauser C-96
Walk softly, and carry a bazooka
Walk softly, and carry a bullwhip
Walk softly, and carry a can of Mace
Walk softly, and carry a cattle prod
Walk softly, and carry a chainsaw
Walk softly, and carry a ghetto blaster
Walk softly, and carry a light-saber
Walk softly, and carry a megawatt laser
Walk softly, and carry a phazer
Walk softly, and carry a photon missile launcher
Walk softly, and carry a railgun
Walk softly, and carry a shillelagh
Walk softly, and carry a sledge hammer
Walk softly, and carry a staple gun
Walk softly, and carry an AK-47 assault rifle
Walk softly, and carry an electric carving knife
Walk softly, and carry an ice pick
Walk softly, but carry a big tagline
Walk sotly, and carry a large caliber!OJW
Walk the mystic path with a liberal and remain lost
Walk through doors, don't crawl through WINDOWS!
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows 95.
Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?
Walk with a smile, kind word, and a pocketed .38 Special!
Walk with me, Commander. -- Riker
Walk with me, Commander. --Riker to Shelby
Walk with me, Rom. Zek
Walk with the Prophets, my child. - Winn
Walk with the Prophets, my child.--Winn to Kira
Walkin' the tightrope tryin to make it right
Walking around wondering
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in my winter underwear
Walking into the jaws of Death so's you can steal His gold teeth.
Walking makes the world much bigger and therefore more interesting. - Edward Abbey
Walking on water is *not* in my job description!
Walking on water is NOT part of my job description!
Walking on water wasn't built in a day. -- Jack Kerouac
Walking point = sniper bait
Walking the Hallways, by 'Corey Door'
Walking through forests of palm tree appartments
Walks off with whip in one hand and ice cream in the other
Wall Street indices predicted nine out of the last five recessions ! - Paul A. Samuelson
Wall to wall women and twice as many breasts. Lovely!
Walla Walla Wash and Kalamazoo ... -- Pogo
Wallace in a Ford, like putting the Red Baron in an F16!
Wallace's Observation: Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.
Wallet, keys, mucous, yup, I've got everything. Seinfeld, on kerchiefs
Walls impede my progress.
Walls, the Wallman, the Wallinator, Wallinowski, Wally!
Wally Brown only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls
Walpurga, Goddess of Springtime
Walrus of Borg: I am assimilated, they are assimilated resistance is
Walt Disney Pictures' - "Aladdin" - Now available on home video
Walt Disney didn't die, he's in suspended animation.
Walt Disney is in suspended animation.
Walt Disney is not dead. He's in suspended animation.
Walter Pidgeon wouldn't have made it as a park sculptor.
Walter.Mittlerf105.n247.z1.fidonet.org
Walters' Rule: All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from
Walton's Law of Politics: "A fool and his money are soon elected."
Walton's Observation: Given two choices, you'll make the wrong one -- twice
Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathilda
Wan "You'll be malfunctioning in a day you nearsighted scrapepile" C3P0
Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm
Wand? Why, no, that's my rolling pin
Wander down the ancient hallway, taking the stairs one at a time
Wanderbilt DOS: (A)bort (R)etry (C)all Daddy
Wanderers and nomads have gone to see their chieftains
Wandering Punster
Wandering about like a fart in a pair of trousers.
Wandering and dreaming
Wang-dang a ling hoy!
Wango Tango!
Wann haben Sie Ihr letztes Backup gemacht?
Wann immer Du faellst, heb was auf !
Wann kauft der CCC die Post auf?
Wann kommt _XP'95_? (
Wann, wenn nicht jetzt ?
Wanna Be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC
Wanna Be a Psychopath? Read ZMODEM.DOC.
Wanna Buy A Rubber Computer?
Wanna REALLY Orville a Dalek? Use it for a trash can!
Wanna REALY enjoy your mail? Be .QWK about it!
Wanna be a Power User? Go stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
Wanna be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or FD.DOC. (FrontDoor)
Wanna be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC.
Wanna be a leader? Respect speed limits on narrow roads
Wanna be cool? Stick frozen starfish down your pants
Wanna bet on it? Tribble or nothing. - Quark
Wanna bet? I'm crazier than You
Wanna buy a DUCK?
Wanna buy a duck? - Joe Penner
Wanna buy a halibut? Tom asked selfishly.
Wanna buy that bus for my baby some day
Wanna byte my bit?
Wanna change your name to 'Homer Junior'? The kids can call you 'HoJu'!
Wanna come over and see my XT?
Wanna come up to my place & remap my keyboard, Big Boy?
Wanna confuse Clinton? Sew up the fly in his underwear!
Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
Wanna die young? Snort Dandelions
Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder.
Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!
Wanna get a porn movie? - Tom as man to his son
Wanna get back into the game?-I'm not ready to solo yet.-Freedman
Wanna get hit by some math? Try this 2 by 4 bitch!
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass & WAIT!
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything.
Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in your .CFG file.
Wanna give FIDO fits? Address your message to SYSOP!
Wanna give it another go? - Tom
Wanna go halves in a baby?
Wanna go see the vroom vrooms? - Mike
Wanna grab an oar? - Mike to singing girl on boat
Wanna have fun? Tell your sysop his spelling sucks!
Wanna help me do a rain dance? :) - Dione
Wanna help me feed my Dragon? {Evil Grin}
Wanna help me feed my dragon <evil grin>
Wanna jerk Jack Butler's chain? Invent YOUR OWN witty taglines!
Wanna know a way to my []? Sit on my []
Wanna learn about spoolers? The queue forms to the left
Wanna lip wretle?
Wanna lower your standards and live a short life? Start smoking!
Wanna make a difference? Love one another!
Wanna piece of me? I'm standing right here! - Crow to Tom
Wanna piece of my nummies?
Wanna play "Don't Whiz On the Electric Fence"?
Wanna play "Whisper Down The Lane"?
Wanna play cops and robbers? Great! SPREAD 'EM!
Wanna play doctor?
Wanna play with Gambit? Here, take a card
Wanna pull up that police car footage? - Tom
Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC?
Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book!
Wanna read my bootleg Star Wars III script, "Fall of the Republic"?
Wanna really impress someone? Pray in Enochian
Wanna reduce crime? Disarm the government!
Wanna sammitch? - Tom
Wanna scare a cat lover? Poop in the kitty litter box
Wanna see a cat run? Start the can opener.
Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? ...Maybe later
Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? Wakko Maybe later. Yakko
Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?-Wakko
Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression?
Wanna see my magic nose-goblin collection?
Wanna see my pet? - Dot
Wanna see some sumac? - Crow
Wanna suck face?-Freddy Krueger
Wanna swap Internet addresses?!?!
Wanna take a ride in a BIG car little girl!
Wanna take a survey?
Wanna tan? Naw
Wanna try a network? The first call is free
Wanna upset a card collector? Shuffle his sets. >:)
Wanna watch me blow bubbles with my spit? - Wakko
Wanna watch me make Crow look like an idiot? -- Tom Servo
Wanna' give a blonde a job? Have her alphabetize the M&Ms!
Wanna' watch me make Crow look like an idiot? - Tom
Wannabe Tims (D'avanent Archers)
Want 20/20 hindsight? Go read History
Want 20/20 hindsight? Go read History .............
Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the U.S. Congress.
Want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield? - Elwood
Want Internet access? Click here to visit our Web site.
Want Jujubees or Juicy fruit? - Crow
Want LW? Call 616/869-5519! It's in MAIN/ShareWare Unleashed!
Want Taglines? Ask the *TagKing*, Jack Butler (FIDO).
Want Taglines? Ask the *Tagline Addict*, Gary Caplan.
Want Taglines? Get them the old fassioned way, Steal them
Want Windows to go faster? Throw it harder...!
Want a LAUGH run a spell check on DSZ docs.
Want a bite? Oh, sorry, you're a hologram. -- sam Beckett
Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton
Want a good laugh? Look in the mirror!
Want a good laugh? Turn to WOR and watch the Mets!
Want a great deal on some write only memory?
Want a hickie <sp> ? -Young Dracula
Want a house with a view,....Buy an Aquarium.
Want a jelly baby?
Want a little cheese with that ham? -- Bowler
Want a new idea? Read an old book!
Want a reason to use birth control? Watch Rush Limbaugh.
Want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Want a stupid answer? Ask your sysop!
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!
Want breasts! Want breasts NOW! --Nate
Want cheap SX .. buy 2nd hand.
Want harder disks, bigger bits, & tighter ascii?
Want lots of personal messages? Just make a little mistake.
Want lots of personal messages? Use "All" as an alias.
Want me to check the trunk ? "
Want me to come out looking like you? Cactus butt!?! - Shenzi
Want me to create a diversion?
Want me to scat for you guys? - Tom to Mike & Crow
Want me to wake you up when you've finished eating? - Hawk to Radar
Want more power? Let Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor upgrade your computer.
Want my ammunition? You can have them one bullet at a time
Want my gun? I'll give you the bullets first
Want my guns? Come in range and get them
Want of money is not the root of evil.
Want peace and quiet? Get a phoneless cord.
Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt.
Want permanent birth control? Just look in the mirror!
Want some advice? Drop Dead.
Want some candy little girl? It's chocolate!
Want some candy, little girl?
Want some cheese to go with that whine?
Want some of my mayonnaise muffin? - Dot
Want some of my mayonnaise muffin? - Dot Ech, no! Go away! - Blowski
Want some of my mayonnaise muffin? -Dot
Want some pizza and a f**k? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
Want something of you foolish, fragile non-entities? Q to Riker.
Want the "bill of rights" to protect you, you MUST protect it!
Want the right answer? Ask the right question!
Want the ultimate oxymoron? Look at the cover of ANY copy of MS-DOS 6.x!
Want these tags? Take 'em! I stole 'em from The Wabbit!!
Want to *post* Taglines? Use yer nearest TAGLINES Conference.
Want to anger a Liberal? Agree with him
Want to anger a Liberal? Say "Our founding forefathers."
Want to argrue? Go ahead ! Abuse me with your tounge!
Want to attract a girl of the 90s? Be one
Want to be a BETA tester, Ok, Just run ANY Micro$oft product!
Want to be our bunky? - Yakko
Want to break up an Iraqi Bingo game??? Yell B-52!!!
Want to bust a chair across my teeth?
Want to change the World? Call 1-900-CHT-HULU.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy
Want to come up to my apartment and see my Gif's?
Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
Want to cure hiccups? Just ook at a feminist
Want to curse and *flame*? ... Take it to the Internet!!
Want to destroy the Borg? Give them Windows.
Want to do it again?
Want to double your hard drive space? Delete Windows!
Want to end the drug war? Make sure all gang members are
Want to experience the sights and sounds of nature.??
Want to fill me in on where my brain is???
Want to fix the US economy? Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit! - Jim Warford
Want to forget all your troubles? Wear tight shoes
Want to get more FIDO mail? Change your log-on name to ALL!
Want to get really stoned? Drink wet cement
Want to get your lineage traced quickly? Run for public office!
Want to have some fun? Walk into an antique shop and say, What's new?
Want to improve your looks? Walk backwards!
Want to invest in an uranium mine? See Willie Clinton
Want to kiss me, ducky? Marlene Dietrich
Want to know a phone number? Go to the library.
Want to know about courses of study? Go to the library.
Want to know the heart and mind of America? Learn baseball.
Want to know why I look run-down? Just look at the bills my wife runs up
Want to know your I.Q.? Dial 1-900-I AM STUPID
Want to locate an address? Go to the library.
Want to look around? - Picard
Want to look young and thin? Hang around with old fat people
Want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans!
Want to make your 486/33 run like an XT? Run Windows.
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out the window
Want to meet new people? Pick up the wrong golf ball
Want to own a small buisness? Buy a big one and wait
Want to play a game? Yes... Windows loaded
Want to play videogames? At the prompt, type WIN
Want to practice SAFE shareware? With ME?
Want to read a good horror novel? Get a history book!
Want to read newspapers? Go to the library.
Want to retire the debt? Retire Congress!
Want to save money every month? Throw out the computer!
Want to see Michael Jackson blowing bubbles?
Want to see a great idea in action? - Calvin
Want to see a miracle? look in the mirror!
Want to see a quieter way of life? Visit Forest Lawn.
Want to see me make bubbles with my spit?
Want to see me make bubbles with my spit? - Wakko Warner
Want to see my full scale model of the Earth?
Want to see my stamp collection?
Want to see the great outdoors? Become a Scoutmaster.
Want to talk to Elvis? Call 1-900 HES-DEAD
Want to turn a 486/66 into an 8088/4.77? Load Windows!
Want to turn your 386 into a Gameboy? C:\WIN <enter>
Want to watch me make bubbles with my spit? Wakko Warner
Want to watch the world go by? Drive the speed limit
Want vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details.
Want your children to listen? Try talking softly -- to someone else.
Want your coffee black ?-Are there any other colors ?
Wanta' see me pull a rabbit outa' my hat??
Wanted - Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
Wanted - sombody to pay me to do what I want!
Wanted By Cracken - By West End Games
Wanted Consultant: Must be over-rated, underworked and overpaid
Wanted Dead or Alive: 1 Pink Rabbit With A Drum!
Wanted Dead or Alive: 1 pink rabbbit with a drum.
Wanted Dead or Alive: Irving Gould & Mehdi Ali, 10000$ reward (apiece)
Wanted Dead or Alive: One pink bunny, carrying a drum.
Wanted Dead or Alive:Damon Oliver for Posting Offtopic!
Wanted Food Lion Deli workers, No ethics required
Wanted a pair of watch dogs, named the pups Timex and Bulova.
Wanted battery repair technician: Must be able to take charge
Wanted dead on Miridan, for stealing the crown of the First Mother. --Q
Wanted dead or alive ... one pink rabbit with a drum.
Wanted female companionship. Couldn't spell. Spent night in warehouse.
Wanted, Dead or Alive: Randall Terry.
Wanted, Dead or Alive: Schrodinger's Cat.
Wanted, dead or alive: Schroedinger's cat
Wanted, used taglines. Write on $20 bill & mail.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted. Farmer to tend cow that does not smoke or drink
Wanted. Preparer of food. Must be dependable like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty
Wanted...Entertaining Taglines. Reward $$$ >G<
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Customers. We will train.
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Good chance to get ahead.
Wanted: Man with cute ass and tight jeans with front bulge.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
Wanted: New taglines!!!
Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead or alive
Wanted: Single girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night
Wanted: Taglines. Must be original, intelligent & free!
Wanted: Volcano. Average size. Must be active
Wanted: Woman with computer. Send photo of computer.
Wanted: Women To Test New Condom!.
Wanted: 386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Bigger hard drives - for the computer and the bedroom.
Wanted: Bill Gates - dead or alive !
Wanted: Bill Gates - preferably dead !
Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References.
Wanted: Condom to fit my modem - I *knew* handshaking wouldn't last.
Wanted: Cute witty tagline to accompany message
Wanted: Dictionary with Index.
Wanted: For possession of snagged tag-lines.
Wanted: For possession of stolen tag-lines.
Wanted: GE 645. Can substitute with DEC PDP-7.
Wanted: Girls to pick fruit a
Wanted: Girls to pick fruit and produce at night.
Wanted: Good recipes to snag
Wanted: Good taglines to steal
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Chance to get ahead.
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Will train. Good chance to get ahead.
Wanted: Guillotine operator...good chance to get ahead!
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted: Instructor for crash course in auto safety
Wanted: Large quantities of Kamikaze Sysops - *Old* and *Durable*.
Wanted: Man to milk cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: Man with computer. Send photo of computer
Wanted: Man with cute ass and tight jeans with front bulge
Wanted: Meaning of life - dead or alive
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Wanted: Men To Test New Condom!
Wanted: Men To Test New Solo-Flex!
Wanted: Men To Test New Waterbed!
Wanted: Mood rings of all shapes and sizes.
Wanted: One good Tagline manager.
Wanted: One good Tagline manager.
Wanted: One new, impressive tagline. Without Stealing
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sand
Wanted: Politicians. Lie, cheat, steal, etc. Apply w/in.
Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required.
Wanted: Rich man with poor eyesight & lousy lawyer.
Wanted: Single White Female with Amiga. Send picture of Amiga
Wanted: Sysops. Some assembly required.
Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply
Wanted: The Enterprise's computer (that comes with BlueWave)
Wanted: Two belly dancers on a rotating basis.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Wanted: Used DAP-310 dead or alive. I pay $hipping.
Wanted: Volcano. Average size. Must be active.
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Wanted: Woman with fine figure, high IQ and low standards.
Wanted: Women To Test New Condom!
Wanted: Women To Test New Waterbed!
Wanted: a alien family to adopt a cute purple dinosaur!
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200.00 a month. References required
Wanted: programmers with experience. Some assembly required.
Wanted: random answer generator for trainee computer salesman.
Wanted: sponsors to supply me with tackle and boat and
Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard
Wanting is often more pleasurable than having. -- Spock
Wanton, Wiccan and Wonderful!
War - all that running around and shooting one another.
War Dims Hope for Peace- headline
War Doesn't Decide Who's Right. Only Who's Left.
War Injuries I Have Seen - By V. A. Hospital
War Is Peace Freedom Is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
War News: Sadam's army blown away by Thai hokkers.
War Zones: Northern Ireland, Somalia, Bosnia, Los Angeles, and NYC.
War and whiskey don't mix. - General Steele
War can only be abolished through war. - Mao Tse -tung
War catches youngsters in the draft and oldsters in graft
War comes to the Land of Dairy Queen. -- Crow T. Robot
War debt: alimony.
War dims hope for peace
War does not decide who is right, only who is left
War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left
War doesn't decide who's right. Only who's left.
War doesn't determine who is right, merely who is left
War doesn't determine who's right War determines who's left
War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left
War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.
War doesn't determine who's right. Merely who's dead
War doesn't determine who's right...only who's left.
War doesn't prove who is right; only who is left. --Sam Levenson
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left
War fact #234: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
War fact #287: Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
War fact #475: The easy way is always mined.
War fact #946: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
War games
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. - Hannah Arendt
War has its fortunes, good and bad. -- Kor
War hath no fury like a Draft-Dodger with his own Army and Navy
War hath no fury like a guy too old to fight.
War hath no fury like a non- combatant. - C.E.Montague
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
War hath no fury like a non-combatant. -- Charles Edward Montague
War hath no fury like a noncombatant's. - Montague
War hero
War imminent!!! Journalsts massing on border!!
War is Capitalism with the gloves off
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
War is Hell, Peace and love are beautiful.
War is Imminent, Journalists massing on the border.
War is Peace -Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ketchup is a Vegetable.
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ketchup is a Vegetable.
War is _never_ imperative, Mr Spock! - McCoy
War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
War is a matter not so much of arms as of expenditure
War is a matter of vital importance to the State. - Sun Tzu
War is a series of catastrophes that results in victory.
War is a terrible waste of humanity and resources!
War is an equal opportunity destroyer
War is based on deception. - Sun Tzu
War is based on deception. - Sun tzu (+/- 500 B.C.)
War is death's feast.
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. -- Desiderius Erasmus
War is good business - invest your sons.
War is good for business.
War is hell...expansion is worse
War is hi-tech, except the part about walking on crutches
War is high tech. Except for the walking on crutches part
War is instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. - Kirk
War is just a hostile corporate take over.
War is just another government program. - Joseph Sobran
War is just menstruation envy!
War is like love, it always finds a way. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage"
War is like love; it always finds a way. - Bertolt Brecht (1898-1956)
War is menstruation envy
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military. -- Clemenceau
War is never imperative.
War is never imperative. - McCoy
War is never imperative. -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror"
War is never imperative. McCoy, Balance of Terror, starda
War is never started by people with full stomachs L.Long
War is not good for people and monsters too!
War is not healthy for soldiers and other living things.
War is not obsolete. - Rush Limbaugh
War is nothing but a duel on a larger scale. -Clausewitz
War is peace, freedom is slavery, and Orville is absolutely right!
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ketchup is a vegitable!
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ke
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Microsoft is strength
War is peace. - George Orwell's 1984
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Jesse Helms is human - jms
War is so unjust and ugly that all who wage it must try to stifle the voice of conscience within themselves. -Leo Tolstoy, novelist and philosopher (1828-1910)
War is the greatest of all crimes; and yet there is no aggressor who does not color his crime with the pretext of justice. - Voltaire
War is the greatest of all crimes; and yet there is no aggressor who does not color his crime with the pretext of justice. - Voltaire
War is the playground of the ignorant. -- Highbrow
War is the science of destruction. -Abbott
War is the usual condition of Europe. -Kropotkin
War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men. - Georges Clemenceau
War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
War is...a trinity of violence, chance, and reason. -Clausewitz
War is...a trinity of violence, chance, and reason. -Clausewitz
War isn't a good life, but it's life
War isn't a good life, but it's life. -- Kirk, "A Private Little War"
War isn't fought to decide who is right but who is left
War never decides who is right only who is left.
War of 1812? How should *I* know when it happened?
War on Drugs, n. - War to make the world safe for alcoholics
War on Drugs: cure that is FAR worse than the disease.
War on Drugs? Bomb R.J. Reynolds.
War on Puberty: New program to eliminate teenage crime
War on drugs?!?! Put ME on the FRONT LINES!
War proves nothing 'cept who's willing to waste the most lives! jt
War should not be seen as a deterent to over population.
War spares not the brave, but the cowardly. -- Anacreon
War springs from unseen and generally insignificant causes
War will cease when men refuse to fight
War will cease when men refuse to fight. - Fridtjof Hansen
War would end if the dead could return
War would end if the dead could return. - Stanley Baldwin
War! The highest social function
War! huh, Good God! What is it Good for? Absolutely Nuthin! hey hey
War's God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce, writer (1842-1914)
War's a dirty game - and I'm a dirty player! - Blades, Autobot
War's been a boon to that guy - Tom on guy with babe
War, he sung, is toil and trouble; Honour but an empty bubble. - John Dryden
War-all that running around and shooting one another.
War-all that running around and shooting one another. <Londo<
War-horse?! Army mule?! -- Hoolihan to Burns
War. What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING! (say it again)
War. Good god, y'all! - Mike on bombers
War. Huh. What is it good for - Mike on bombers
War. Such a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
War. What is it good for? Absolutely NOTHING! (say it again).
War: The old in Congress voting to send the young to die.
War: all that running around and shooting one another. - Londo
War: fight 'em, whip 'em, feed 'em and finance 'em.
Warchild dance the day, and nights away
Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver.
Ward, U were pretty rough on the Beaver last night
Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen again!
Ward, there's something bothering the Beaver
Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night
Warding off the evil spirits from your system
Ware nitpickers, for they just dont know when to quit
Ware those robotic Scots, mlord ... the clan MacHinery
Ware-o-ware has my OS/2 gone?
Warette: A little war.
Warf's wolf whimpers wildly
Warlocks make it with magick!
Warm & sunny in Australia! Again!
Warm Boot: What you get when you tread in fresh cow dung
Warm Fuzzies beat Cold Pricklies anyday!
Warm Fuzzies come in free and limitless quantities!
Warm bed? Nope. Kind word? Sorry. Unlimited power? Let's talk.
Warm beer and bread, they say, could raise the dead.
Warm beer on a cold night. Nothing better.
Warm boot: Something that comes immediately before a hot foot.
Warm chocolate coated....flesh
Warm father God, hugging every child,
Warm hands, cold heart.
Warm is better... trust me. - Dire Wolf
Warm up the bed honey, I'm comin' home.
Warm wash, do not iron, but do please reply to me.
Warm winds caress her, her lover it seems
Warm, warmer, disco
Warm, wet and sticky - eating a mango in the sun.
Warm...willing..and waiting.. so wot's keeping you :)
Warmed up cabbage wears out the poor master's life - Juvenal
Warmer, warmer, disco... -Mia
Warned you have been (Yoda)
Warner Bros. MIS/AmpTech Software. Burbank/Glendale Ca
Warner-Warner 1996 -- The Baloney in Slacks campaign
Warner-Warner @YEAR@ - The Baloney in Slacks campaign
Warning - I'm schizophrenic and I may mob you
Warning - Inserting keyboard in mouth can cause a short.
Warning - Objects in your mirror are dumber than they appear
Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth...
Warning - This message may be harmful to your ego.
Warning - moods subject to change without notice.
Warning BBS under construction!
Warning Earthlings! We Claudians hate fish!
Warning New User !
Warning Reality Overload!! Escape to Star Trek <Y/y>
Warning Will Robinson...Warning
Warning blow up eminent!
Warning deleting this message will result in upmost horror!!!
Warning labels on cigarette ads but not on recruitment ads?
Warning on knife: "Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children."
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Warp speed mister Sulu... and hit the lights!
Warp, OS of the future.
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Warren B. Rudman, Senator (N.H.), was an Eagle Scout.
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Warriors On The World...By Marx! - Joel & Bots sing
Warriors from Hell's Domain will bring you to your Death
Warriors from the gates of Hell, in Lord Satan we trust!
Wars are not fought to decide who is right - only who is left.
Wars are paid for by the possession of reserves. -Thucydides
Wars don't decide who's right. They decide who's left
Wars kill people. Governments cause wars. Let's ban government!
Wars not make one great.
Wars on nations change maps. War on poverty maps change - Muhammad Ali
Wart-hog [n] The result of crossing a pig with a frog.
Warte, warte noch ein Weilchen ... - J. Hingsen
Warum Heiraten, Leasing ist doch so einfach
Warum Tierversuche, nehmt doch Windows User !
Warum benutzen Beamte dreilagiges Toilettenpapier ? Weil Sie fuer jeden Scheiss zwei Durchschlaege brauchen
Warum engagiert mich keiner als Tester ?
Warum hat mich niemand daran erinnert, eine Brandschutzverordnung zu erlassen? - Nero
Warum ich Elfen hasse? Weils Spass macht! :)
Warum ich kein Cl*ustaler trinke ?
Warum immer ich ?
Warum ist am Ende vom Geld noch soviel Monat uebrig ?
Warum ist die oesterreichische Flagge rot-weiss-rot? So kann man sie nicht falsch herum aufhaengen
Warum riecht das denn so komisch ??
Warum schrieben sie ueber solche Themen? - Nein
Warum sollte ich einen Zoll bezahlen, nur weil ich einen Deich ueberqueren will? - H. Haien
Warum verletzt man immer die am meisten, die man liebt?
Warum werden Frauen seit 5000 Jahren unterdrckt ? - Weil es isch bewhrt hat !
Was *anybody* on that ship working for me? - Chakotay
Was ANYONE on that ship working for me? - Chakotay
Was Adam an Eavesdropper?
Was Aladdin the first Genie-us grant recipient?
Was Beehtoven's 1st movement done in the toilet or privy?
Was Bjorn Borg a robotized E.T.? --The Daily Tabloid
Was Clinton lying before the election or after? Yes.
Was Clinton's first trip abroad a broad?
Was Cousin "It" the world's first tribble?
Was David Koresh the Waco Wacko?
Was Dracula a "suck-up"?
Was Fido a bad dog?
Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts?
Was Gertrude Stein a Vogon? - Next on Geraldo
Was Humpty Dumpty guilty? Was he assassinated? By whom?
Was I back to normal? - Odo
Was I great, or what?
Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind? - Fastball
Was I reincarnated, or did someone just unNEW my file?
Was I reincarnated, or did someone just unerase my .SAV file?
Was I singing? I thought I was dancing. -- Hawkeye
Was I speaking Latin again?
Was I suppose to take the Fish out of the Bag?
Was Jimi Hendix' modem a purple Hayes?
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ?
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a ' `[1;35mPurple Hayes `[0m?
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ?...? Oh, yeah, baby
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a `[1;35mPurple Hayes`[0m?
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes?
Was Newton using his head?
Was Nietzsche the first existentialist? Explain your answer.
Was Robin Hood's children known as "Hoodlums?"
Was Robin Hood's mother Motherhood?
Was Robin Hood's mother known as Mother Hood?
Was Roy Rodgers a Trigger Happy Cowboy?
Was Roy Rogers the original Trigger man?
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Was Steely Dan really a cleptomaniac?
Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry?
Was Trelane Q as a child?
Was Wile E. Coyote a member of MENSA?
Was a bird? Was a plane? No, it was a Meteor Warp 9
Was able to locate SF Boof -- System Halted!
Was anyone hurt? - Winn
Was assimilated by the Borg
Was bei uns der Arbeitsplatz, ist in Mexiko die Siesta
Was born an acrobat but landed on his head.
Was das Leben betrifft, sind wir alle Amateure
Was dropped on his head when he was a baby.
Was first in line for brains, but ended up holding the door open.
Was getting on the bus dressed like this really a good idea? - Nene
Was he joking? What am I saying, he's a Vulcan! -- McCoy
Was he properly impressed by the depth of your expertise? -- Kira
Was he receiving special treatment? - Scully
Was he the one who had the lobotomy? Orville asked absent-mindedly
Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.
Was it "break ground and fly into the wind," or...?
Was it Admiral Hatchew that said, "Damn the QWacKs, full Wave ahead!"
Was it Bill who said, "A prostitute is never prone to argue."?
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? The Palindromic Pig
Was it General Hatchew that said, "Damn the QWacKs, Blue Wave ahead!"?
Was it Officer Barbrady? Mr. Garrison? The 1988 Denver Broncos?
Was it REALLY necessary to put the whole station in jeopardy? -Sisko
Was it a car or a cat I saw
Was it a rat I saw?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Was it as good for youah, who cares
Was it by any chance ... SATAN!
Was it food, or was it Memorex? - Yakko
Was it good for you Shamoo?
Was it good for you, too, @FN@?
Was it good for you, too, @TOFIRST@?
Was it good for you, too, YOU?
Was it good? Did it have raisins in it?
Was it just me, or did that last message SUCK?
Was it just me, or was that last message DUMB?
Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Was it love, or just the idea of being in love? - Pink Floyd
Was it love? Or just the idea of BEING in love?
Was it my rippling glutials that did it to you? - Mike, MST3K
Was it something I said? She's a virgin, she just told me. SEINFELD
Was it something I said? Timon
Was it something we said? - Yakko
Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war? - Rev. William Spooner
Was it you who stole the Home Stone of Ar..?
Was it you who twitted the moderator?
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby
Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!
Was my XT ALWAYS this slow???
Was my wife outspoken? Not by anyone I know of.....
Was napping in the nut pile the day God was cracking nuts.
Was playing poker with Tarot cards I got a flush .. 5 people died!
Was she a Q? No, there was a Vash difference
Was she good? - Trapper. My lips may never walk again. - Hawkeye.
Was silk invented so women could go naked in clothes?
Was thaT a bAd speLliNg, no jUst aN oVer cHarged BT phOne liNe.@~#$%&!
Was that Aussat satellite that blew up, Austel Approved?
Was that YOU on America's Most Wanted last night?!
Was that YOUR wife I saw me with the other night?
Was that _your_ spouse I saw in that .GIF?
Was that a 0 or an O?
Was that a UFO that just smoked us??
Was that a joke? Am I missing something?
Was that an African or European swallow?
Was that an insult? Or did I miss something?
Was that bang big enough for you, Brigadier? - Fourth Doctor
Was that blue?...Or was it just a pigment of my imagination?
Was that deodorant or hair spray?
Was that funny? - Data
Was that green drink that Data gave Scotty liquid Ganja?!
Was that lame or what? -- Crow T. Robot
Was that one of Guinan's hats that just flew by at Warp 9.9999?
Was that over the top? I can never tell... - Riddler/BATMAN FOREVER
Was that over the top? I can never tell... -- The Riddler
Was that yes to nuke Russia or... number two? -- Unnamed Blue Blazer
Was that you I saw in that Adult gif, Bob??
Was that you I saw in that Adult gif, Charlene??
Was that you I saw in that Adult gif, Rick??
Was that you I saw in that Adult gif, Tinkerbell??
Was that you I saw in that Adult gif??
Was that your Girlfriend I saw in the GIF?
Was that your wife I saw in that .GIF last night?
Was that your wife I saw in that GIF.
Was that your wife I saw in that Grasp animation?
Was the Enterprise built by the lowest bidder?
Was the One Ring made of Krell metal?
Was the dark of the moon on the fifth of June
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
Was there anybody in here? - Checkov ST:G
Was there ever a man more misunderstood? - 007 (Thunderball)
Was there life before coffee ???
Was there wit once from whence there was whining?
Was this another one of your holosuite adventures?--Danny Davids
Was this post pay for view? I've already seen it!
Was this post supposed to be On Topic?
Was this post supposed to be on-topic???
Was this song in Esperanto? - Crow on heavy metal song
Was this supposed to be connected to my jockstrap? - Crow
Was today really necessary?
Was told Geo. Washington was bled to death by folks wanting to help.
Was you born that way, or did your mama marry an armadillo?
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
Was: Wine, Women & Song. Now: Beer, The Old Lady, & TV!
Wasabi is of course the best reason to eat sushi.
Wasatch Brew Pub: We Drink Our Share And Sell the Rest. Park City, U
Wash DC--Southern Efficiency, Northern Charm
Wash all our heartaches away... - Moody Blues
Wash away my troubles, wash away my cares, on the road to Shambala
Wash me down with Aunt Jemima! - Joel sings about waffles
Wash the windows once a week
Wash your CGA monitor's screen with LSD, and get 16.7 million colours!
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Wash your hands before returning to the keyboard
Wash'in the dog! Wash'in the dog!! -- Beavis and Butthead
Washed the Kat; took HOURS to get the hair off my tongue!
Washetti: What left of a tissue that has gone through the wash.
Washing Windows is better than running it.
Washing machine: The place where socks disappear.
Washing the dog! Washing the dog! Washing the dog!
Washing the dog,Washing the Daawg. Washing the dog, Washing the dawwg.
Washing windows is better than using Windows
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Washington D.C. (Corruption, Crime, Cesspool, Clinton)
Washington D.C. - What Liberals can do with a good idea
Washington D.C. is *NOT* the village I want to help raise *MY* kids!
Washington D.C.: 26 square miles surrounded by reality.
Washington D.C.: living proof that gun control doesn't work!
Washington D.C.:87 sq.miles surrounded by reality
Washington DC - Home of corruption and danger to freedom!
Washington DC simulator: Sin City
Washington DC: America's work-free drug place.
Washington DC: Southern Efficiency, Northern Charm...!
Washington Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 :-{
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm
Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy
Washington file transfer: PKZIP A:IRS_CHK.ZIP \MONEY\*.*
Washington is a joke. Have you laughed lately??OJW
Washington is great! 12 million slugs CAN'T be wrong!
Washington it AIN'T your money! - Rush
Washington, D.C. Wasting your money since 1810
Washington, D.C. 26 square miles surrounded by reality
Washington, D.C. has the best politicians money can buy,,,
Washington, D.C.: America's Work-Free Drug Capitol
Washington, D.C.: America's Work-Free Drug Capitol
Washington, D.C.: America's work-free drug place
Washington, D.C.: the "left" armpit of America.
Washington, D.C: Fifty square miles almost completely surrounded by reality
Washington, DC (motto: Don't laugh, you're paying for it)
Washington, DC *
Washington, DC : Northern Charm, Southern Efficiency
Washington, DC: America's work-free drug place.
Washington, DC: School for MODERATORS.
Washington, DC: Where perception is everything, and reality nothing.
Washington: it ain't YOUR money! - Rush Limbaugh
Washingtonians never tan -- they just rust!
Washroom: "A PLACE WHERE MEN KNOW WHERE THEY STAND"
Washuu-chan, you're scheming something, right? -Tenchi
Wasn't Armgeddon today? - Orion Darkwood
Wasn't EZ-Reader a child's 1st Grade Tutorial.
Wasn't Jimi Hendrix's modem a purple Hayes?
Wasn't Wyatt Earp a pun-slinger?
Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Wasn't anybody working for ME?! -- Chakotay
Wasn't anyone on that ship working for me?! - Chakotay
Wasn't he caucasian earlier? - Crow
Wasn't he caucasian earlier? -- Crow T. Robot
Wasn't he the little girl in the Cowsills? - Crow
Wasn't madness the final logical conclusion? - The Stand
Wasn't strapped in during launch.
Wasn't there a cliff around herrrrrrrr***** NO BARRIER
Wasn't there a cliff around herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Waste - it's a terrible thing to mind!
Waste Water - By Sue Ridgepipe
Waste in the `80s: Clouds will now be lined with zinc.
Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. - Euripides (431 BC)
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
Waste not, want not
Waste not, want not // Waste not seen is the most obscene
Waste not, want not.
Waste not, want not. Turn off the Doctor when you leave
Wastebasket, n. - Next to the dog, man's best friend
Wastebasket: Something to throw things near
Wasted days and wasted nights
Wasteful: Using a 14.4k modem to call mostly 2400 BBSes
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville... Jimmy Buffet
Wasting Areoflot Planes with BB Guns - Nelson
Wasting away again in Margaritaville
Wasting hundreds if not thousands of dollars every time I post
Wasting my time, resting my mind -Floyd
Wasting time is a fun part of living, and it's free!
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Wasting time is an important part of my life. This is proof!
Wat do you mean they've repossessed the Enterprise?
Wat er ook gebeurt, doe steeds alsof het de bedoeling was
Wat isn CalvaDOS? n UNIXderivat, watt??
Wat zeg je, Bert?
Watch "Platypus Man." The crew of Voyager does!!!
Watch & learn, Stink Bombs - Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Watch 'yer top knot!
Watch For Weasels. *Listen* for turtles.
Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity! - Ned Flanders
Watch My Ass, Not Hers!
Watch Out For Spencer, He's Spinning.Oh..S#!t !!!
Watch Out! New, beta tagline in use!
Watch Rush! Get Limbotomized!
Watch TV in your pyjamas
Watch TV with the volume off and the stereo on.
Watch YOUR spelling, but don't worry the other guy about his.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year.
Watch a sunrise at least once a year. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Watch all-night Donna Reed reruns until your mind resembles oatmeal
Watch and Pray, That Ye Enter Not Into Temptation !!
Watch and learn
Watch and learn, Stink Bombs... -- Dr. Forrester
Watch and learn. - Troi. (FoE)
Watch and learn...
Watch as I dance in glee!--Tom Chorlton
Watch for Aardvarks!
Watch for Earl Hollimania, coming to your town soon - Tom
Watch for Terminator III. It has built in access to the IRS.
Watch for big problems. They disguise big opportunities.
Watch for falling taglines
Watch for falling taglines <BONK> I warned you!
Watch for giant snowflakes!
Watch for the new improved Democratic four finger glove
Watch her every move...Superconductor -RUSH
Watch her every moveSuperconductor
Watch how we used to fill the empty spaces -Pink Floyd
Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience
Watch it Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know. - Monty Burns
Watch it or I'll slap you with my purse!.
Watch it! It's a Trojan!
Watch it! The paranoids are out to take over the world!
Watch it! I'm out to steal your Tagline!
Watch it! You are trying my infinite patience!
Watch it! You're talking about the woman I love - Tom
Watch it, Fox! -Falco
Watch it, Smithers. That sponge has corners, you know. -- Burns
Watch it, buster. You're trying my infinite patience
Watch it, or I'll sic the moderator on ya!
Watch it, you overgrown g