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U ARE A REDNECK IF you can have sex w/o spilling your beer.
U CONFIG.SYS-u sve mi se motaju neke device.
U LOSE: on a Mustang GT.
U R A Redneck if..you come to a job interview with a beer.
U R A Redneck if..your motto is "a 6-pack a day (nothing else)"
U R NUTS! &lt;G, D & R&gt;
U R as strong as an Ox and almost as intelligent
U R what U eat,but remember: G.I.G.O!
U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike.
U basnama su zivtinje ljudi, u zivotu je obrnuto.
U can put your cat in the oven,but U can't call it a Jew.
U could be the poster child for birth control
U danasnje vreme tesko je biti originalan, rece pirat.
U don't have to blow out my candle to make yours brighter
U got 5 seconds to switch of your Computer .... Else
U got GIFS of DoC BaSeeR NaKeD??? - Anna Steven!
U is for Ultra Slimfast, RIker needs alot
U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train
U j*b*te, od ovog moz' da se rikne !
U kafanu pusu marihuanu, ili neku drogu piju s nogu
U know UR in Yellowknife when:U light a candle & the flame freezes
U know UR in Yellowknife when:your shadow freezes 2sidewalk.
U know your in YK if:Uset a cake out 2cool&in5mins its frosted.
U know your in YK if:your false teeth chatter&theyre still in glass.
U krevetu je bila tornado, a onda je naletela na jebivetre
U label me / I label U / I dub thee unforgivn
U may easily play joke on man who likes 2 argue -- agree w/him--Ed Howe
U meet the Borg, that Achy Breaky Borg, assimilatin's their only plan.
U meni se bore budala i genije. Trenutno vodi budala.
U noci, na plazi sijaju pikavci, talasi pice po obali,
U osamnaestoj godini je i djavo lep
U paklu je vrag pozitivan lik.
U pivu mozes da uzivas ceo mesec.
U plafon udri u zid raspali
U politickim vodama najbolje plivaju balvani.
U principu su sve gljive jestive, vise puta ili jedanput.
U r a living proof that man can live without brains
U ratu, osim poraza,nista nije tako strasno kao pobeda.
U really are not as stupid as u look
U rukama Mandusica RICK-a, svaka puska bice ubojita.:)
U seksu je kao u liftu. Cas gore, cas dole.
U starom dusmaninu nema novog prijatelja
U started at the bottom and it has been downhill all through
U steala my Tagline, I breaka your keyboard!
U stvari su sve gljive jestive, ali neke samo jedanput
U svakom kukolju ima i zita!
U tvome oku je dragi kamen ili to suzu cuvas za mene
U wrap my hopes in *you*
U zabludi su oni koji misle da su realni.
U zeni je svo dobro i zlo ovoga sveta.
U zivotu nema pobednika - ima samo prezivelih.
U! P! N!
U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com
U'NI-net Host sysop@ledge.com
U'll no fear. U'll no pain. And then U'll die. Have a nice flight!
U've found a great way to start the day: U go straight back to bed!
U.S. Air Force: I'd fly to Iraq to smoke a camel!
U.S. Air: $50 off your plane ticket if you bring your dental records!
U.S. Air: Blazing New Trails
U.S. Air: Just dial 911
U.S. Air: Smoking, non-smoking and charred beyond recognition!
U.S. Air: We only teach their pilots to take off!
U.S. Air: When you care enough to burn the living flesh
U.S. Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
U.S. Congress: 536 reasons for term limits.
U.S. Congressional Bank -- checks, no balances.
U.S. DOS VERSIONS
U.S. Department of Redundancy Department
U.S. GRANT - Where AM I Buried?
U.S. Marines--When you care enough to send the very best!
U.S. Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
U.S. News Media: The Propaganda Highway
U.S. Postal Service: Government version of WINdoze!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. SUPREME COURT
U.S. Supreme Court rules that the tomato is a vegetable!
U.S. TROOPS OUT OF U.S!
U.S. children are now teaching their dogs to eat floppies
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
U.S.A tagline. NOT FOR EXPORT
U.S.A. - It is a federal offense for any postmaster to shoot ducks.
U.S.A.F study find 60% rape accusations false.
U.S.Air ad: Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: A real man lands where he wants to.
U.S.Air: Are our jet engines too noisy? We'll turn them off for you.
U.S.Air: Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
U.S.Air: Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
U.S.Air: Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
U.S.Air: Join our frequent near-miss program.
U.S.Air: Learn To Snorkel while on our Scenic Caribbean Flights
U.S.Air: On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.
U.S.Air: Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
U.S.Air: Our staff has had lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.
U.S.Air: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
U.S.Air: The kids will love our inflatable slides.
U.S.Air: We never make the same mistake three times
U.S.Air: We're Amtrak with wings.
U.S.Air: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
U.S.Air: Women and Children Always Ejected First, After the Crew
U.S.Air: You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane!
U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, drop your shields or you will be destroyed
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. @TOLAST@, lower your shields!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship of your worst nightmares!
U.S.S. Alliance, the battleship with Fahrvergnugen!
U.S.S. Bullitt, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Dieckmann, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Enterprise 1701-Z
U.S.S. Hafkenscheid, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. Insane Equine.
U.S.S. Orville, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!
U.S.S. SPECK, drop your shields or you will be destroyed
U2 will become one with the Borg
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
UA: Unload Accumulator
UAE - Unplanned Application Exit
UAE's are a disease - OS/2 is the cure.
UAI: Use Alternate Instruction set
UAPA(AM): Use All Power Available (And More)
UART - Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART stands for U Ain't Registered Telix!?!
UART what UEAT!
UART what you eat.
UART- Users Against Ridiculous Taglines
UART? U Ain't Running TERMINATE? Download it NOW!
UART?.. Me Science?
UBAX vs lbh ybir EBG-13
UBC: Use Bad Chip
UBS Used Book Store
UC2 North American Support and Registration
UCB: Uncouple CPU and Branch
UCI: (Univ. of Calif. Irvine): Under Construction Indefinitely
UCIP: Update Card In Place
UCK: Unlock Console Keyswitch
UCLA UCLA UCLA Fight Fight Fight!!! Go Bruins!
UCLAFOX: on a Woman's 280ZX.
UCLB: Uncouple Comm Lines and Branch
UCM: Uncouple CoMm lines and branch
UCPUB: Uncouple CPUs and Branch
UDF: Use Disk for Frisbee
UDR: Update and Delete Record
UDRI BANDU !!!
UER: Update and Erase Record
UFO Abductees don't remember doing it!
UFO Log Entry: ESP message sent saying "Hi!", They just stare back
UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO UFO
UFO abducts tagline... Elvis blamed. (Huh?)
UFO buffs live longer
UFO cover-up.......no film at eleven.
UFO debunkers: Garbage in, Gospel out!
UFO secrecy is a blight on the human spirit.
UFO sticker: "This spacecraft makes wide right warps."
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. (Real USAF saying!)
UFO's are just flying hub caps from overpowered Chevies of the 50's
UFO's are like SMART blondes... I keep hearing about them but never seen
UFO's are real - the Air Force does not exist
UFO's are real! It's the Air Force that doesn't exist...
UFO's are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real--the Air Force is swamp gas!
UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real: The Air Force doesn't exist! (Real USAF saying!)
UFO's are real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFO's are real: the Air Force doesn't exist. Pizza IS the four food groups!
UFO: (U)nindentifiable (F)ried (O)bject
UFO: Unidentified Flag Operation
UFOlogy: A walk on the wild side
UFOs and smart blondes: Keep hearing about them, but never see any!
UFOs are for real; the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs are real! The US Air Force doesn't exist!
UFOs are real, unless declared integer
UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.
UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs can be seen by draining two fifths, then use them as binoculars
UFOs! Truck drivers of the Universe.
UFP United Federation of Planets
UGH! I'm sick of pickin' these damn onions off my Whopper!
UGH! It's Barney! Quick - get me some insulin!
UH LIKE WALK -- LA Traffic Signal
UH OH ! Too much blood in my alcohol stream !
UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by mistake!!!
UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!! Ha ha
UH-OH!! We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!
UHF Channel 62 (and HDTV 17): "Weird Al" Yankovic's New Flavor
UHURA: Is the old adrenaline flowing? Good boy!
UHURA: Transmission jammed at the source, Sir
UK's last NCAA title was in 1978. That's too long.
UL.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
ULC: Undo Last Command
ULDA: UnLoaD Accumulator
ULTIMATE PLAYERS do it horizontally.
ULTIMATUM - In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions
ULTRA GEEK - Tom's super hero
ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading!
ULTRASOUND---The noise a crying baby makes.
UMFRIEND - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate
UMR: Unlock Machine Room
UN Building? What a joke! -Harry Canyon
UN flags are like potato chips: No one can burn just one!
UN*X is a trade secret shared in a public domain of about 100k people.
UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.
UN: Liberal for USSR.
UN: place there governments opposed to free speech demand to to heard
UNABLE to find 'TOOTHBR.USH' please remove from anal orifice
UNCANNY: Without toilets.
UNCH Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
UNCLE ROGER, THE AIRLINE STEWARD-MAN - Joel's super hero
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by SEYMOUR BUTZ.
UNDER THE BLEACHERS by Seymore Butt
UNDER THE BLEACHERS: SEYMOUR BUTTS(l)
UNDERCOVER ANGEL:1st rule of marriage:If you're right, apologize fast.
UNDERTAKER: Someone who has a grave manner
UNDERTAKERS do it with corpses
UNEMPLOYMENT ISN'T WORKING!
UNEMPLOYMENT: The usual alternative to overwork
UNFORMAT C: WARNING! All data on drive C will be restored!
UNION EMPLOYEES do it with a quick strike.
UNION WORKERS do it with solidarity.
UNITAG - The Unique Tagline Manager
UNITARIAN CHURCH: Designer religion.
UNITARIAN COMMUNION: Coffee and donuts.
UNITARIAN DOCTRINE: Oxymoron
UNITARIAN SEMINAR: No teacher. You pick the subject
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian (A. Bierce)
UNITARIAN: Unbeliever who can't just stay home sunday
UNITARIAN: Unbeliever who just can't stay home sunday.
UNIVERSE.DAT not located, suspect Dirty Pair
UNIVERSE.SYS corrupted. Run BIGBANG.COM (Y/N)?
UNIX (n.) : See archaic.
UNIX - first, last, and only revenge of the nerds
UNIX - if you listen to the shell, you can hear the C
UNIX A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX HACKERS go down all the time.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it in the background.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS do it with (k)orn.
UNIX PROGRAMMERS must C her's.
UNIX When words fail you.
UNIX are lousy lovers.
UNIX doesn't DO IT; their users DO IT
UNIX doesn't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX don't do it.
UNIX don't do it; their users DO IT.
UNIX enhancements aren't
UNIX has gurus. OS/2 has evangelists. Windows has penitents
UNIX hype: "/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/yourself/a/computer/"
UNIX is #1. I just LOVE case-sensitive operating systems
UNIX is RISCy
UNIX is a computer virus with a user interface.
UNIX is a four letter word that comes with a 1000 page manual.
UNIX is a very user-friendly system--it's just not promiscuous
UNIX is many things to many people, but it has never been everything to anybody.
UNIX is not an "a-ha" experience - it's more of a "holy-$#!*" experience
UNIX is our friend!
UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are
UNIX programmers DO IT with (c)-shells.
UNIX programmers DO IT with forks.
UNIX programmers just DO IT cryptically
UNIX programmers just do it cryptically.
UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T
UNIX users are lousy lovers
UNIX was the FATHER of AmigaDOS. Wallow in Amiga Culture.
UNIX! Is that from AT&T? Or ... SATAN!
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX, WeeNIX, INIX OS/2? No, NetWare
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare
UNIX, the MF of all DOS's.
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
UNIX... When words fail you.
UNIX...99 and 44/100 percent carpal !
UNIX...Not just another pretty interface !
UNIX...developed just to tickle your imagination.
UNIX...it's not a career...it's a lifetime of drudgery.
UNIX...it's not a job... it's a career.
UNIX...nobody does it worse better.
UNIX: DOS on acid
UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
UNIX: Live Free or Die!
UNIX: Operating system for the vowel impaired.
UNIX: Security software for harems
UNIX: user-viciousness raised to an art form
UNIXINU: Unix, forwards and backwards.
UNIXWhen words fail you.
UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer
UNLIMITED taglines are supported!
UNNAMED LAW - If it happens, it must be possible.
UNNERPANTS JERRY! UNNERPANTS!!!
UNPD: UNPlug and Dump
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE [Trans: Nothing we had before worked THIS way]
UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user
UNREG* UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COP
UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY OF A WORMHOLE - PLEASE REGISTER
UNREGISTERED UNEVALUATED UNCOPIED UNCOLA UNTAGLINE!!!
UNREGX UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY
UNREST---What parents get when a child is sick.
UNV ME: You envy me.
UNwelcome menu: Do you want to &lt;L&gt;og off or &lt;D&gt;rop carrier abruptly?
UOP: Useless OPeration
UP: (railroad):Union (like onion) Pathetic
UP: Understand Program[mer]
UPA: Use all Power Available
UPC: Understand Program[mer]'s Comments
UPDATE: All known Bugs replaced with NEW!
UPGRADE - Condum with a splint!
UPGRADE : Take old bugs out, put new ones in
UPGRADE to ColinDOS 6.0: We guarantee it'll feel different this time
UPGRADE: Condom with a splint.
UPGRADE: Removing the old bugs and installing new ones!
UPI: Undo Previous Instruction
UPLOAD: Taking out the garbage to get more online time.
UPPER CANADA - Freshly brewed with only four ingredients!
UPS AND DOWNS What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.
UPS EMPLOYEES do it overnight.
UPS merging with Federal Express, new name: Fed-Up
UPS...Object Packager.
UR Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
UR a Redneck if:You consider hub caps a home improvement!
UR an Aussie redneck if URA Queensland cop.
UR an Aussie redneck if your name is John Elliot.
UR glb if "closet" means other than a place for your clothes.
UR glb if "coming out" comes before "going down."
UR glb if GITM, MOTSS, NCOD, and PFLAG have special meaning.
UR glb if your closet doors are bifolds.
UR in YK when: the snowman begs you to take him inside at night.
UR str8 if "coming out" is something only high-society girls do.
UR str8 if you see MOTSS, and you think "applesauce."
UR str8 if you think NCOD is a noncommissioned officer's club in Denver.
UR str8 if you think PFLAG is some sort of insecticide.
UR2LOW: on a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit.
URA You Are A (e.g., redneck)
URA Animaniac if you greet every woman with "Hellooooooo, Nurse!"
URA Animaniac if you refer to your home as "the Water Tower."
URA Animaniac if you think Dot is cute.
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
URA Animaniac if your pickup line is "Hello Nurse!"
URA Montanan if you know Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood.
URA Moonie if over half your video library is Sailor Moon
URA Moonie if you actually know where "Star Gentle Uterus" came from!
URA Moonie if you can rattle off all the Sailors' attacks in 1 breath
URA Moonie if you can spell Takeuchi Naoko's name without looking it up!
URA Moonie if you dressed up as Sailor Claus for Christmas!
URA Moonie if you dressed up as a Sailor Senshi for Halloween
URA Moonie if you dyed your hair blue so you could look like Ami!
URA Moonie if you have a copy of every Sailor Moon fanfic written
URA Moonie if you have the entire "URA Moonie" tagline collection
URA Moonie if you hired the Unabomber to blow up DiC's central office
URA Moonie if you learned Japanese just to watch raw Sailor Moon eps
URA Moonie if you made up better words to DiC's Sailor Moon theme song
URA Moonie if you made your own Silver Moon Crystal
URA Moonie if you named your cats "Luna" and "Artemis"
URA Moonie if you think ANY of the Chibis are cute!
URA Moonie if you think Chibi-Chibi is cute
URA Moonie if you think DIC's Zoycite's chest was a little deflated
URA Moonie if you think Tuxedo Mask is %dreamy%!
URA Moonie if you wish you had your own Luna Disguise Pen
URA Moonie if you write Sailor Moon fanfictions in your sleep
URA Moonie if you've tried to weasel Stanley Chiu's tagfile from him
URA Moonie if your ENTIRE video library is Sailor Moon!
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
URA PAGAN REDNECK IF: The Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'".
URA Pagan Redneck If: Your ritual wine comes from a still
URA Pagan Redneck If: a combined Maypole Dance/Tractor Pull is fun.
URA Pagan Redneck If: a wet T-shirt contest chooses your HPS for you.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you got your robes at K-Mart.
URA Pagan Redneck If: you pray nightly to the god of big tires.
URA Pagan Redneck If: your ritual wine comes from a still.
URA Pagan Redneck if cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if your familiar is a hound dawg
URA Pagan Redneck if your image of the Goddess says, "Miss September"
URA Pagan Redneck if: yore spirit critter is a 'possum.
URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be".
URA Pagan Redneck if: All of your coveners share the same last name.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
URA Pagan Redneck if: If you refill your chalice at a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: If your altar cloth is the Confederate flag
URA Pagan Redneck if: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You call your HP Lord Billy Bob.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You celebrate the autumn harvest with beer nuts.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You consider Chewin' Tabaccy a sacred herb
URA Pagan Redneck if: You fill your chalice from a keg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You own the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck.
URA Pagan Redneck if: You wear a trophy buckle on your cord
URA Pagan Redneck if: You worship the gods of cheap beer and Nascar.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Beltane partner has buck teeth.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your God statue looks like Elvis.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess gives her hair like Reba McEntire
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Goddess picture says "Miss September".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Wand of Power is a cattle prod.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your altar has a gun rack.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle dance includes the words dosey doe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your circle opening chant is "Dixie".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your closing ends with "Y'all come back now".
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your cone of power comes from Dairy Queen.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your familiar is named Duke or Beau or Ol' Blue.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your family is a hound dawg
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all"
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe doubles as hunting camos.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your spirit critter is a 'possum
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your west quarter is the out-house
URA Pagan Redneck if: coven meetings are held at the Deja Vu.
URA Pagan Redneck if: yore familiar is a hound dawg.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you consider chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you measure wisdom by the length of a beard.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you reached 3rd degree but not the 3rd grade.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you refer to south as the "lower 40".
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins.
URA Pagan Redneck if: you think John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest
URA Pagan Redneck if: your Beltane partner smokes a corn cob pipe.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your altar cloth is the Confederate flag.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your annointing oil smells a lot like Old Spice.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your chalice is a mug with Budweiser on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks.
URA Pagan Redneck if: your west quarter is the out-house.
URA Psycho if you munch on your dead neighbor on your front porch.
URA REDNECK IF You: Look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA REDNECK IF...You've ever shot someone over a mall parking space
URA REDNECK IF...Your welcome mat says, "You better have a search warrant"
URA REDNECK WHEN: ADD YOUR HERE!!
URA REDNECK WHEN: a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra.
URA REDNECK WHEN: all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
URA REDNECK WHEN: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA REDNECK WHEN: hail hits your house so you take it in for an estimate
URA REDNECK WHEN: hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
URA REDNECK WHEN: the crack in your windshield is as long as your arm.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you believe Ted Nugent rules.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you consider 'Outdoor Life' deep reading.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you cut your toenails in front of company.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you fully execute the "pull my finger" trick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you grow corn in your front yard.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have ever hit a jukebox with a cuestick.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have grease under your toenails.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to crank your car at every light.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to dress the kids up to go to K-MART.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you have to push start your car.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you made a hot tub with a trolling motor.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you say "you know" twice in a sentence.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you spell with the equivalency of a recent high school
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think beef jerkey is a major food group.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you think women are turned on by animal sounds.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you view duct tape as a long term investment.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever driven a Camaro into the top of a tree.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever stolen a bulldozer.
URA REDNECK WHEN: you've ever used a weedeater indoors.
URA REDNECK WHEN: your name is Capt Bear
URA REDNECK-if you always say, " my good car is in the shop"
URA REDneck if you use a mailbox to hold up a clothesline
URA RedNeck: If you and your family pronounce bear......."bar."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck If U *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck If U *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck If U *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck If U actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck If U actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck If U actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck If U answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck If U are allowed to bring your dog to work
URA Redneck If U are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck If U ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck If U avoid rest stops If U have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck If U beat off to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck If U brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If U burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck If U burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck If U buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck If U call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck If U call your father, "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck If U call your spouse, "Cuz".
URA Redneck If U can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck If U can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck If U can drink tobacco spit.
URA Redneck If U can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck If U can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck If U can have sex without spilling your beer.
URA Redneck If U can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck If U can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck If U can't visit relatives without your car getting muddy
URA Redneck If U car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck If U clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck If U come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck If U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck If U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck If U consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck If U consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck If U consider gargling with Listerine an act of foreplay
URA Redneck If U converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck If U cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck If U cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck If U decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck If U display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck If U do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck If U don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck If U don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck If U don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck If U dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck If U drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck If U eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck If U entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck If U entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck If U ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck If U ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck If U find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck If U find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck If U find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck If U front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
URA Redneck If U get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck If U get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck If U get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck If U get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck If U give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck If U go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck If U go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck If U go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck If U go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck If U grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck If U grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck If U had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck If U had to remove the Marlboro to kiss the bride.
URA Redneck If U have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck If U have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck If U have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck If U have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck If U have a Hefty bag for a car window.
URA Redneck If U have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck If U have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck If U have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck If U have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck If U have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck If U have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck If U have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck If U have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck If U have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck If U have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck If U have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck If U have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck If U have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck If U have ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck If U have manure on your shoes as a fashion statement.
URA Redneck If U have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck If U have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck If U have more than two brothers named Bubb
URA Redneck If U have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard.
URA Redneck If U have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck If U have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck If U have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck If U have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck If U have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck If U have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck If U have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck If U have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck If U hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.
URA Redneck If U keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck If U know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck If U know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck If U know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
URA Redneck If U love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck If U made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck If U mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If U owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck If U own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck If U own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck If U own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck If U own more TVs than books.
URA Redneck If U own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck If U paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck If U pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck If U post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck If U prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck If U prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck If U prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck If U quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck If U quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck If U record WWF Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck If U refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck If U roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck If U serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties.
URA Redneck If U share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck If U show your belt buckle when asked for I.D.
URA Redneck If U show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck If U skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck If U smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck If U still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck If U take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck If U take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck If U take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck If U taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck If U think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck If U think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck If U think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck If U think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck If U think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck If U think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck If U think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck If U think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product.
URA Redneck If U think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck If U think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck If U think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck If U think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck If U think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck If U think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck If U think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck If U think an Odometer measures elasticity.
URA Redneck If U think campho-phenique is a miracle drugio station
URA Redneck If U think cow tipping should be an Olympic
URA Redneck If U think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach
URA Redneck If U think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d'oeuvre.
URA Redneck If U think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck If U think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
URA Redneck If U thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck If U use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck If U use more than one can of hairspray per week.
URA Redneck If U use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
URA Redneck If U view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck If U view duct tape as a long-term investment
URA Redneck If U voted Tammy Bakker as `Year's Best Dressed Woman'
URA Redneck If U want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck If U want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
URA Redneck If U wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck If U wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck If U were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck If U wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck If U wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck If U wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck If U write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck If U're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck If U're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck If U're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck If U're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If U're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck If U're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If U're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck If U're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck If U're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck If U're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck If U've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck If U've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck If U've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck If U've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck If U've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck If U've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck If U've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge.
URA Redneck If U've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck If U've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck If U've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck If U've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck If U've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck If U've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck If U've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck If U've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck If U've ever given rat traps as a gift. &lt;-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck If U've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck If U've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck If U've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck If U've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck If U've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck If U've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck If U've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck If U've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck If U've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck If U've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck If U've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck If U've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck If U've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital.
URA Redneck If U've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck If U've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck If U've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck If U've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck If U've taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA Redneck If U've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck If U've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck If Ur 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck If Ur 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck If Ur Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck If Ur Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck If Ur Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck If Ur Levi's have Skoal can prints on the pockets.
URA Redneck If Ur Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck If Ur all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck If Ur appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck If Ur baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is bigger then your head.
URA Redneck If Ur belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck If Ur best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck If Ur car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck If Ur car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
URA Redneck If Ur car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck If Ur car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck If Ur chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck If Ur coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
URA Redneck If Ur computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck If Ur dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade
URA Redneck If Ur daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck If Ur diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck If Ur dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck If Ur dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck If Ur dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck If Ur family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck If Ur father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck If Ur father made your personalized license plate.
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck If Ur favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck If Ur first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck If Ur flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck If Ur front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck If Ur funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck If Ur genepool is only a foot deep and usually empty.
URA Redneck If Ur have more than two brothers named Bubba
URA Redneck If Ur home needs a hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck If Ur house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does
URA Redneck If Ur house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck If Ur house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck If Ur idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck If Ur idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck If Ur kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck If Ur kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck If Ur lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck If Ur living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
URA Redneck If Ur local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
URA Redneck If Ur local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck If Ur mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck If Ur mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck If Ur matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck If Ur mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping.
URA Redneck If Ur mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck If Ur mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck If Ur mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
URA Redneck If Ur neighbors have ever asked to borrow the lightbulb.
URA Redneck If Ur next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck If Ur other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck If Ur picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck If Ur pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
URA Redneck If Ur porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck If Ur primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck If Ur rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck If Ur richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck If Ur savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck If Ur school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck If Ur second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck If Ur sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine.
URA Redneck If Ur tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
URA Redneck If Ur taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'.
URA Redneck If Ur toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck If Ur truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck If Ur van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck If Ur wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck If Ur watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck If Ur wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck If Ur wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck If Ur wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck If Ur wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck If Ur wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security.
URA Redneck If Ur wife's hairdo has been ruined by a ceiling fan
URA Redneck If Ur wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck If Ur will states all your posessions be sold at auction.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has ever been the proposed site for a landfill.
URA Redneck If Ur yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck If You Think 000 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
URA Redneck If you start foreplay by saying, "Get in the truck, Bitch!
URA Redneck If you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck Jedi: At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored
URA Redneck Jedi: Wookiees are offended by your B.O
URA Redneck Jedi: You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
URA Redneck Jedi: You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
URA Redneck Jedi: Your Jedi robe is camouflage
URA Redneck Jedi:You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
URA Redneck Trekker if the HoloDoc considers you a preferred customer
URA Redneck anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding
URA Redneck extrordinaire!
URA Redneck if "ADD YOURS HERE!!"
URA Redneck if "Somebody jiggle that" is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if All of your four letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck if And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
URA Redneck if Chewing Tabacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if Goodwill declines your mattress
URA Redneck if Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
URA Redneck if Less than half the cars in your yard, work
URA Redneck if Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
URA Redneck if Potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
URA Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if Redman Tobacco sends you Christmas cards
URA Redneck if Saying NO to crack means pulling your jeans up
URA Redneck if Somebody jiggle that is a common household phrase.
URA Redneck if Spam on a saltine is considered an appetizer
URA Redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined b/c you ran out of ketchup
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if The reindeer on your lawn at X-mas are pulling a '57 Chev
URA Redneck if U consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading
URA Redneck if U consider "Penthouse" or "Field & Stream" deep reading
URA Redneck if U consider a family reunion a chance to meet women
URA Redneck if U consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment
URA Redneck if U consider chewing tobacco a basic food group
URA Redneck if U consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck if U consider the fifth grade your senior year
URA Redneck if U converted your carport into a beauty shop
URA Redneck if U don't stop at rest stops cuz U have an empty milk jug
URA Redneck if U look both ways before crossing a one-way street
URA Redneck if U showed up drunk at your D.U.I. hearing
URA Redneck if U're considered an expert on worm ranches
URA Redneck if Ur car wakes people up when you drive down the street
URA Redneck if Ur considered an expert on worm beds
URA Redneck if Ur family tree does not fork
URA Redneck if Ur family tree doesn't have any branches
URA Redneck if Ur family tree is a straight line
URA Redneck if Ur wife can climb a tree faster than your cat
URA Redneck if a 6-pack and a bug zapper makes quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
URA Redneck if a hot water bottle hangs from your shower curtain
URA Redneck if a ladder is needed to get in your truck
URA Redneck if a man lights your cigarette and you show him your bra
URA Redneck if a six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if a starship is a mallet
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house
URA Redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
URA Redneck if a watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck if after making love you ask to roll down the car window.
URA Redneck if after sex, the red light on your roof goes on.
URA Redneck if after your divorce you are still cousins.
URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
URA Redneck if antlers are nailed to the outside of your house
URA Redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
URA Redneck if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money
URA Redneck if anyone in your family wrestles alligators for a living.
URA Redneck if birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire means a new flower pot in the front yard.
URA Redneck if blowing a tire results in a new flower pot
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if both your dad and you are in the same grade
URA Redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
URA Redneck if chewing tobacco is one of your four basic food groops.
URA Redneck if common household phrase is "Somebody jiggle that".
URA Redneck if dating 2nd cousins is considered "playing the field".
URA Redneck if directions include "turn off the paved road"
URA Redneck if directions to your home include Turn off the paved road
URA Redneck if directions to your house are "Turn off road..."
URA Redneck if directions to your house include "Turn off the road."
URA Redneck if every Xmas party means at least one fight in the yard
URA Redneck if every socket in yer house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if everybody can tell what kind of underwear U're wearing
URA Redneck if everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if family business requires a lookout.
URA Redneck if family reunions are good places to pick up women.
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars in your yard really run
URA Redneck if fewer than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if hail hits your home, and you take it to the body shop.
URA Redneck if hail hits your house so you take it in for an estimate
URA Redneck if hail hits your house...you take it to the body shop
URA Redneck if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you
URA Redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you
URA Redneck if it takes more than 5 family members to total 32 teeth!
URA Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest
URA Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
URA Redneck if license plate is personalized b/c your father made it
URA Redneck if more than three major appliances are on your front porch.
URA Redneck if motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother.
URA Redneck if mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if on your honeymoon you leave the driving to Greyhound
URA Redneck if people are scared to touch your bathrobe.
URA Redneck if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard
URA Redneck if people can tell what kind of underwear you're wearing.
URA Redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
URA Redneck if photos of your mama were taken from the front and side
URA Redneck if political correctness means voting for the winner
URA Redneck if roaches leave a note saying "Clean this place up!"
URA Redneck if several family members are Elvis impersonators.
URA Redneck if sittin on yer porch shootin chickens is fun.
URA Redneck if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator
URA Redneck if taillight covers on your car are made of tape
URA Redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill &gt; annual income.
URA Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels.
URA Redneck if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day
URA Redneck if the Orkin Man tells you, "Give up, you've lost."
URA Redneck if the QVC operator recognizes your voice
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
URA Redneck if the color of your car is primer
URA Redneck if the crack in your windshield is as long as your arm
URA Redneck if the dog can't watch you eat without gagging
URA Redneck if the family business is called Hubcap City
URA Redneck if the family business needs a lookout
URA Redneck if the front yard's pink flamingos ain't a joke
URA Redneck if the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if the kids are hungry cos you bought mud flaps.
URA Redneck if the main color of your pickup is primer.
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition over your Christmas ligh
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
URA Redneck if the pink flamingoes in your front yard aren't a joke
URA Redneck if the primary color of your car is "bondo".
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as front
URA Redneck if the rear window of your van is a picture
URA Redneck if the reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
URA Redneck if the roaches left a note saying 'Clean up this place'
URA Redneck if the taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if the taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
URA Redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if there are tobacco stains down the sides of your school.
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home
URA Redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
URA Redneck if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace
URA Redneck if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home
URA Redneck if there's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
URA Redneck if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if turning on your lights involves pulling a string
URA Redneck if visiting relatives gets your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if when you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off.
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if while mowing lawn, you find three cars.
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
URA Redneck if yer idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if yew have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you *still* believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you *still* believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you *think* women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you OWN a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make good toilet paper
URA Redneck if you and Your Dad are both in third grade!
URA Redneck if you answer the door holding a baseball bat
URA Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you are famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck if you are legally named "Bubba."
URA Redneck if you are proud that you can belch your full name
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck if you avoid rest stops if you have an empty milk jug.
URA Redneck if you barbecue Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you beat off to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you believe Ted Nugent rules
URA Redneck if you bought a VCR cos wrestling is on while you work.
URA Redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
URA Redneck if you brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if you burn your front yard instead of mow it.
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
URA Redneck if you call trucks 'chick magnets'
URA Redneck if you call your boss "Dude"
URA Redneck if you call your father, "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck if you call your spouse "Cuz".
URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".
URA Redneck if you can belch the whole song to Jingle Bells.
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
URA Redneck if you can drink beer through your nose
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
URA Redneck if you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck if you can eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite.
URA Redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck if you can have sex w/o spilling your beer
URA Redneck if you can spit without opening your mouth
URA Redneck if you can swallow tobacco spit and not puke
URA Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
URA Redneck if you can't visit friends without your car getting muddy.
URA Redneck if you car stereo costs more than your car.
URA Redneck if you child calls you "Uncle Daddy"
URA Redneck if you clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if you consider "Field And Stream" deep reading
URA Redneck if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
URA Redneck if you consider "TV Guide" to be deep reading
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
URA Redneck if you consider beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
URA Redneck if you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
URA Redneck if you cut your toenails in front of company
URA Redneck if you decorate your living room with hub caps.
URA Redneck if you display a gift you bought at Grace land
URA Redneck if you divorced your cousin
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest stops b/cyouhave an empty milk jug
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest stops beause you have an jug.
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up before going to K-Mart
URA Redneck if you dress up the kids to go to Wal-Mart
URA Redneck if you drink from Mason jars at home
URA Redneck if you drive a tractor to the grocery store
URA Redneck if you drove to elementary school.
URA Redneck if you eat M&Ms...and your neck is red
URA Redneck if you eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of pro bowling
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself with a fly swatter
URA Redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
URA Redneck if you ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you ever woke up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck if you feel cow tipping should be an Olympic event
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
URA Redneck if you find three cars while mowing the lawn.
URA Redneck if you find yourself in the same grade as your uncle.
URA Redneck if you fish in your swimming pool
URA Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
URA Redneck if you fully execute the "pull my finger" trick
URA Redneck if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you get a woody reading Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if you get into a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck if you give away more free puppies than the Humane Society.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion to meet women
URA Redneck if you go to a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
URA Redneck if you go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to look for dates
URA Redneck if you go to stock car races and don't need a program
URA Redneck if you go to your family reunion looking for a date
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn
URA Redneck if you grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
URA Redneck if you had a toothpick in your mouth in your wedding photos.
URA Redneck if you had to remove a Marlboro to kiss the bride
URA Redneck if you had to take the wheels off your new home
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
URA Redneck if you have 3 first names
URA Redneck if you have Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA Redneck if you have `dress' boots.
URA Redneck if you have a Civil War chess set.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag replacing any car window
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window.
URA Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
URA Redneck if you have a civil war chess set & play checkers
URA Redneck if you have a civil war chess set.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you have a fly-strip hanging above the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck if you have a ham hanging from your front porch
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you have a house that is mobile and five cars that ain't.
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on ve--- Fruity Dog 6.2
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet
URA Redneck if you have a picture of Elvis on velvet in plain sight
URA Redneck if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
URA Redneck if you have a suit with sequins on it
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says "Mother" - spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Born to bag groceries."
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
URA Redneck if you have a velvet bedspread.
URA Redneck if you have a velvet picture of Elvis.....in plain sight
URA Redneck if you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if you have asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck if you have been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot"
URA Redneck if you have brothers named "Bubba" or "Junior."
URA Redneck if you have ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you have ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac
URA Redneck if you have ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you have ever bathed with flea and tick soap
URA Redneck if you have ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you have ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if you have ever been too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you have ever bought a used cap
URA Redneck if you have ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you have ever committed a crime with a lawn mower
URA Redneck if you have ever cut your grass and found a car
URA Redneck if you have ever eaten out of a minnow bucket
URA Redneck if you have ever filled your deer tag on the golf course
URA Redneck if you have ever financed a tattoo
URA Redneck if you have ever given rat traps as a gift
URA Redneck if you have ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present
URA Redneck if you have ever hit a jukebox with a cuestick
URA Redneck if you have ever hit on someone in a VD clinic
URA Redneck if you have ever lost a loved one to kudzu
URA Redneck if you have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if you have ever lost your wife in a poker game
URA Redneck if you have ever made change in the offering plate
URA Redneck if you have ever named a child for a good dog
URA Redneck if you have ever raked leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if you have ever rolled your riding lawn mower
URA Redneck if you have ever shot a deer from inside your house
URA Redneck if you have ever shot anyone for looking at you
URA Redneck if you have ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you have ever stolen toilet paper
URA Redneck if you have ever taken a 6-pack to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you have ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you have ever vacationed in a rest area
URA Redneck if you have ever worn a cowboy hat to church
URA Redneck if you have ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
URA Redneck if you have fly strips above the kitchen table
URA Redneck if you have gotten more than three abandon vehicle tickets.
URA Redneck if you have grease under your toenails
URA Redneck if you have hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
URA Redneck if you have jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
URA Redneck if you have more than twelve dogs on your porch.
URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if you have more the 10 ceramic statues in your front yard
URA Redneck if you have named your truck, but not your dog
URA Redneck if you have never paid for a haircut
URA Redneck if you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
URA Redneck if you have reported more than a dozen UFOs this week
URA Redneck if you have season tractor pull tickets
URA Redneck if you have seen kin folk on "America's Most Wanted".
URA Redneck if you have spray painted your girl's name on an overpass
URA Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck if you have taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if you have to crank your car at every light
URA Redneck if you have to dress the kids up to go to K-MART
URA Redneck if you have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if you have to hitch your house to a tree.
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
URA Redneck if you have to move a chicken to sit on the sofa.
URA Redneck if you have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if you have to mow your driveway.
URA Redneck if you have to push start your car
URA Redneck if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
URA Redneck if you have used lard in bed
URA Redneck if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view
URA Redneck if you have velvet paintings above your mantle
URA Redneck if you have worn something to church having sequins on it
URA Redneck if you hold a frog and _it_ worries about getting warts.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp
URA Redneck if you just bought an 8-track tape player for your car.
URA Redneck if you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
URA Redneck if you keep a pellet gun by the front door.
URA Redneck if you keep a spit cup on the ironin' board.
URA Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
URA Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if you know hay many bales of hay your car can hold
URA Redneck if you know how many championships Dale Earnhardt has won.
URA Redneck if you know how to hotwire a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you know how to hotwire a tractor
URA Redneck if you know how to milk a goat.
URA Redneck if you know what barbed wire and string are used for
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best bath tissue.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves make the best toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if you legally name your child "Bubba."
URA Redneck if you list your parole officer as a reference.
URA Redneck if you live with more dogs than family
URA Redneck if you look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
URA Redneck if you look like Willie Nelson after your haircut
URA Redneck if you love your pets more than your family.
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
URA Redneck if you made a hot tub using a trolling motor
URA Redneck if you masturbate to Field and Stream.
URA Redneck if you mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if you mow your lawn with a tractor.
URA Redneck if you mow your yard and discover a car
URA Redneck if you named your van "The Love Machine"
URA Redneck if you need shoes and a light to go to the bathroom
URA Redneck if you often answer the door holding baseball bat
URA Redneck if you often shop for groceries at gas stations
URA Redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
URA Redneck if you own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
URA Redneck if you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if you own a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs
URA Redneck if you own a collection of "monster truck" tapes
URA Redneck if you own a collection of pro-bowling tapes
URA Redneck if you own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
URA Redneck if you own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if you own a mobile home and more than 5 cars on blocks.
URA Redneck if you own a pair of "dress" boots
URA Redneck if you own more TVs than books.
URA Redneck if you own more television sets than books
URA Redneck if you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
URA Redneck if you own more than two tractors.
URA Redneck if you paint your car with cans of spray paint
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck if you pick up chicks at the Family Reunion
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in the Tagline Echo.
URA Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you proudly own a "monster truck."
URA Redneck if you proudly own a denim leisure suit
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
URA Redneck if you quit your job to avoid paying child support.
URA Redneck if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if you really know which leaves make the best toilet paper
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck if you refer to Mason jars as "the good glasses."
URA Redneck if you refer to TV dinners as "gourmet dining."
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck if you refer to certain animals as "good eatin'!"
URA Redneck if you refer to paper plates as "the good china."
URA Redneck if you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year."
URA Redneck if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine."
URA Redneck if you refinance your taxidermy bills
URA Redneck if you regularly exclaim "Them's good eatin!"
URA Redneck if you roll down the car window after sex.
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck if you say "you know" twice in a sentence
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo at your cheese and wine parties.
URA Redneck if you share your beer with the dog.
URA Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station
URA Redneck if you show you're belt buckle when asked for ID
URA Redneck if you show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck if you showed up drunk at your D.U.I. hearing
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck if you spend hours typing redneck jokes!
URA Redneck if you still believe a woman's place is only in the home.
URA Redneck if you still believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you still believe that a man who types is a sissy.
URA Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck if you still owe money on your 8-track tape player
URA Redneck if you still think pro-wrestling is real
URA Redneck if you take a bath once a week
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed
URA Redneck if you take the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
URA Redneck if you take your dog for a walk &youboth use the same tree
URA Redneck if you take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck if you tape WWF Wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later
URA Redneck if you tape pro-wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if you tape wrestling matches while you're at work
URA Redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck if you teach your dog to smoke cigarettes
URA Redneck if you think "Deliverance" was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think "Dishwasher Broken" means wife has no money
URA Redneck if you think "My Dingaling" is a sensitive love ballad.
URA Redneck if you think "opera" is the name of a TV talk show
URA Redneck if you think 'recycling' means going home from work.
URA Redneck if you think 911 Is Pizza Hut's Home Delivery Number.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
URA Redneck if you think Deliverance was a comedy
URA Redneck if you think Deliverance was a love story.
URA Redneck if you think Dishwasher Broken means wife has no money.
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
URA Redneck if you think Ernest P. Worrel is funny
URA Redneck if you think Ernest is funny.
URA Redneck if you think Espresso is a courier service.
URA Redneck if you think French onion dip is an exotic tobacco product
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
URA Redneck if you think Internet is a brand of fishing equipment.
URA Redneck if you think Paprika is a third world country.
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
URA Redneck if you think Virginia Slims is a new brand of condoms.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if you think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
URA Redneck if you think beef jerkey is the only major food group
URA Redneck if you think campho-phenique is a miracle drug station
URA Redneck if you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport
URA Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach
URA Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
URA Redneck if you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors D'oeuvre
URA Redneck if you think say no to crack means pull up your jeans.
URA Redneck if you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if you think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if you think the Grand Ol' Opry is really opera
URA Redneck if you think the Stock Market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if you think the remote control is your kid brother.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by animal noises.
URA Redneck if you think women are turned on by tongue gestures.
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you "`cause he cares".
URA Redneck if you thinks rabbits are food, not pets.
URA Redneck if you tried to take a fishing pole into Sea World
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
URA Redneck if you use a bed sheet as a sofa cover
URA Redneck if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard
URA Redneck if you use aluminum foil in place of curtains
URA Redneck if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap
URA Redneck if you use more than one can of hair spray per week.
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline
URA Redneck if you view a a family reunion as a chance to meet women
URA Redneck if you view duct tape as a long-term investme
URA Redneck if you voted Tammy Baker as "Year's Best Dressed Woman".
URA Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if you want to be DJ when you grow up.
URA Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
URA Redneck if you wear a belt buckle weighing more than 3 lbs
URA Redneck if you wear a dress that's strapless and a bra that isn't.
URA Redneck if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them
URA Redneck if you wear knee-high stocking with a skirt
URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
URA Redneck if you were playing pool when your child was born
URA Redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
URA Redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their bathrooms clean
URA Redneck if you wore a sequined dress to any wedding
URA Redneck if you wore a three-day growth of beard before Don Johnson
URA Redneck if you write off a radiator as a business expense.
URA Redneck if you're affectionately known as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if you're allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine
URA Redneck if you're better than Daddy!
URA Redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
URA Redneck if you're famous for your homemade squash wine.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer & a spitcup & can't clap right now
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding photo.
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck if you're still upset that "Gunsmoke" was canceled
URA Redneck if you're still upset that "Hee Haw" was canceled
URA Redneck if you're thinking about puttin' a road into the place.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if you're two year old has more teeth than you
URA Redneck if you've Barbequed chitlins' on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral
URA Redneck if you've been a snipe hunter more than once
URA Redneck if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'ed chitlins on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever Christmas shopped at a truck stop
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested for obscene mudflaps
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if you've ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a BIGOT
URA Redneck if you've ever been to drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used baseball cap
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop
URA Redneck if you've ever driven a Camaro into the top of a tree
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course
URA Redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift.
URA Redneck if you've ever given rat traps as a gift. &lt;-{ROFL!}
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever left Santa Claus an RC & a moon pie
URA Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck if you've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from Stuckey's
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from rest areas
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you've ever taken the wheels off your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn something to church that had sequins.
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
URA Redneck if you've hit a deer with your car....deliberately
URA Redneck if you've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
URA Redneck if you've named one of you kids after a good dog
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on a bridge
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if you've taken toilet paper home from work
URA Redneck if you've taught your dog to fetch beers from the fridge
URA Redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've vacationed in a rest area parking lot
URA Redneck if you've worn a tank top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having s
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
URA Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
URA Redneck if your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if your Christmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt.
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
URA Redneck if your Home Library is a Bible and the Farmers' Almanac.
URA Redneck if your Junior & Senior Proms had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Junior and Senior Proms had a Day care.
URA Redneck if your Junior-Senior Prom had a Day-Care Center
URA Redneck if your Levi's have Skoal can marks on the pockets
URA Redneck if your Mom and Dad are brother and sister.
URA Redneck if your Mom has a spitton under the ironing board
URA Redneck if your Mom has ever won three bass tournaments
URA Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
URA Redneck if your TV remote is set on "stun".
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if your all-time favorite movie is "Deliverance."
URA Redneck if your all-time favourite movie is "Cannonball Run"
URA Redneck if your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if your arrested for getting relief in an ice machine
URA Redneck if your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose.
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your head.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
URA Redneck if your belt buckle serves as your I.D.
URA Redneck if your best shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap
URA Redneck if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest
URA Redneck if your best suit includes hip waders
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Coors cap & an orange vest
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your boyfriend hits you "because he cares"
URA Redneck if your brake lights are covered with red tape
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle
URA Redneck if your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine".
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
URA Redneck if your car horn plays Dixie.
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street
URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
URA Redneck if your car window is actually a Hefty bag
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
URA Redneck if your child calls you "Uncle Daddy"
URA Redneck if your children address you as "Uncle Dad".
URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool
URA Redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone spool
URA Redneck if your coffee table was a telephone cable spool
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
URA Redneck if your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
URA Redneck if your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if your dad walks you to school b/c you're in the same grade
URA Redneck if your dad's in the same grade at school.
URA Redneck if your daddy is also your favorite uncle.
URA Redneck if your date hits road signs with bottles while you drive.
URA Redneck if your daughters' children also call you Cousin
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
URA Redneck if your dog and wallet are both on a chain
URA Redneck if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
URA Redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if your dog doubles as your dishwasher
URA Redneck if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does
URA Redneck if your doormat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your dress shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires
URA Redneck if your entertainment is a 6-pack and a bug zapper
URA Redneck if your entertainment is shooting rats at the dump
URA Redneck if your family talks like pro wrestlers
URA Redneck if your family tree doesn't fork
URA Redneck if your family tree has no branches.
URA Redneck if your family tree is hollow.
URA Redneck if your famous for your homemade squash wine
URA Redneck if your father is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if your father is in the same grade as you.
URA Redneck if your father legally named you "Bubba."
URA Redneck if your father made your personalised license plate
URA Redneck if your father refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if your favorite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
URA Redneck if your favorite beer is a nice, cold Fudd.
URA Redneck if your favorite meal comes from a can labeled "LaChoy".
URA Redneck if your favorite rock & roll instrument is a fiddle.
URA Redneck if your favourite Chinese meal comes from "LaChoy"
URA Redneck if your fiance carries a spit cup
URA Redneck if your first cousin is also your wife
URA Redneck if your first grandchild is born by your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if your first name is followed by "Bob"
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
URA Redneck if your front license plate has "Foxy Lady" in airbrush.
URA Redneck if your front porch collapses and kill more than 3 dogs
URA Redneck if your funeral had more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty
URA Redneck if your girlfriend has her own minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if your girlfriend just sold off her 'old' saddle.
URA Redneck if your grandmother cusses more than you do
URA Redneck if your have more than two brothers named Bubba
URA Redneck if your holding a beer in your wedding picture
URA Redneck if your home comes with whitewall tires
URA Redneck if your home is mobile but your car isn't
URA Redneck if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides
URA Redneck if your home needs a bumper hitch
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
URA Redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your pickup does.
URA Redneck if your house has to go to a body shop for damage repair.
URA Redneck if your house moves and your 27 cars do not.
URA Redneck if your house moves but your twelve cars don't
URA Redneck if your house warming involves removing the tires.
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet chef" is Chef Boyardee
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" comes from a can
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is chitlins
URA Redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is grits & greens
URA Redneck if your idea of classic literature is TV Guide
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay involves family reunions.
URA Redneck if your idea of foreplay is saying, 'In the truck, Bitch!'
URA Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is chitlins
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is lard
URA Redneck if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
URA Redneck if your idea of literature is the TV-Guide.
URA Redneck if your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets
URA Redneck if your job requires you to wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if your junior prom had a daycare center.
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
URA Redneck if your kid takes your spit cup to Show-and-Tell
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
URA Redneck if your kids call you "Uncle Dad"
URA Redneck if your kids have a 3-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches.
URA Redneck if your laundry can walk around without you in it.
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw
URA Redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.&lt;BR&gt;
URA Redneck if your local ambulance is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
URA Redneck if your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.
URA Redneck if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal
URA Redneck if your mailbox is made from an old farm plow
URA Redneck if your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
URA Redneck if your mat says, 'You'd better have a search warrant.'
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
URA Redneck if your mating call is "Honey, you awake?"
URA Redneck if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling
URA Redneck if your mom earns beer money rebuilding engines
URA Redneck if your mom has "ammo" on her Christmas list
URA Redneck if your mom has a spittoon under the ironing board
URA Redneck if your mother doesn't put on shoes to go grocery shopping
URA Redneck if your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.
URA Redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if your mother is your sister.
URA Redneck if your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
URA Redneck if your mother refers to you as "Bubba, Jr."
URA Redneck if your mother's been in a fistfight at a sports event.
URA Redneck if your mounted deer head has a baseball cap & sunglasses.
URA Redneck if your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
URA Redneck if your mule backs up to every stump it sees.
URA Redneck if your name is Capt Bear
URA Redneck if your neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb
URA Redneck if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too
URA Redneck if your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if your parents are first cousins
URA Redneck if your parents legally named you "Bubba."
URA Redneck if your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
URA Redneck if your pick-up truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your pickup line is "Hey, you look like my sister."
URA Redneck if your pickup truck doesn't meet bridge clearance reqs.
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick
URA Redneck if your pocket knife's been referred to as "Exhibit A".
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs.
URA Redneck if your porch collapses and you kill more than one dog.
URA Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
URA Redneck if your rear tire are twice as wide as the front ones
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
URA Redneck if your savings are just out of reach for that '76 Pinto.
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
URA Redneck if your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
URA Redneck if your stereo speakers came from a Drive-in Theater.
URA Redneck if your still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled
URA Redneck if your tattoo says "Mother" and it's misspelled
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income
URA Redneck if your taxidermist is on 'speed-dial'
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
URA Redneck if your too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if your truck cost more than your house.
URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.
URA Redneck if your truck muffler is held on by a coat hanger
URA Redneck if your turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer
URA Redneck if your two year old has more teeth than you do.
URA Redneck if your vacuum cleaner has four wheel drive
URA Redneck if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if your wading boots double as dress pants
URA Redneck if your wallet and your dog are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if your watch band is wider than any book you've read
URA Redneck if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
URA Redneck if your wife beats you at arm wrestling
URA Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
URA Redneck if your wife carries a spit cup
URA Redneck if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping
URA Redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do
URA Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
URA Redneck if your wife goes to weddings wearing a tube-top
URA Redneck if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly.
URA Redneck if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board
URA Redneck if your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission."
URA Redneck if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral
URA Redneck if your wife has four-wheel drive on her vacuum cleaner.
URA Redneck if your wife is also your sister!
URA Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
URA Redneck if your wife outweighs your truck.
URA Redneck if your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
URA Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
URA Redneck if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos
URA Redneck if your wife wears any camouflage lingerie
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if your wife would rather fish than shop
URA Redneck if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
URA Redneck if your wife's brass knuckles set off the airport security
URA Redneck if your wife's hair has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe
URA Redneck if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan
URA Redneck if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
URA Redneck if your wife's vacuum cleaner has four-wheel drive!
URA Redneck if your will states all you posess be sold at auction.
URA Redneck if your will states all you possess be sold when you die.
URA Redneck if your will states all your posessions be sold at auction
URA Redneck if your yard has ever been the proposed site for a dump.
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
URA Redneck if your your father's first cousin is your mother.
URA Redneck if yourAll-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
URA Redneck if, The reindeer on your lawn at Christmas are pulling a '57
URA Redneck if, You ever named a child after a dog
URA Redneck if, You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog
URA Redneck if, Your dog can't watch you eat without getting sick
URA Redneck if, Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed
URA Redneck if, you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if, your mother genuinely admires your girlfriends tattoos
URA Redneck if... You bring soap to a public pool
URA Redneck if: A six pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment.
URA Redneck if: Birds are attracted to your beard.
URA Redneck if: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene tips
URA Redneck if: Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people.
URA Redneck if: People are scared to touch your bathrobe
URA Redneck if: People hear your car a long time before they see it.
URA Redneck if: Red Man sends you a Christmas Card.
URA Redneck if: Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
URA Redneck if: Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight!
URA Redneck if: The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
URA Redneck if: The Orkin man tells you, "Give up, you've lost."
URA Redneck if: The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
URA Redneck if: The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
URA Redneck if: The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
URA Redneck if: There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
URA Redneck if: There has ever been police tape on your bathroom door.
URA Redneck if: There is a wasp nest in your living room
URA Redneck if: There's more than 5 McDonalds bagson your car's floor.
URA Redneck if: Truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
URA Redneck if: When you kissed your bride your John Deere cap fell off!
URA Redneck if: You answer the door with a baseball bat i
URA Redneck if: You are allowed to bring your dog to work.
URA Redneck if: You barbeque Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: You bring a bar of soap to a Public swimming pool.
URA Redneck if: You burn your front yard instead of mow it
URA Redneck if: You burn your yard rather than mow it.
URA Redneck if: You call your boss "Dude".
URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your be
URA Redneck if: You can't drive home without getting the truck muddy!
URA Redneck if: You clean your fingernails with a stick.
URA Redneck if: You come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if: You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
URA Redneck if: You do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if: You entertain yourself an hour with a fly swatter
URA Redneck if: You ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if: You ever stole one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You get HEARTGERMERS, but not from your Pets.
URA Redneck if: You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
URA Redneck if: You go to family re-unions looking for Womem to date.
URA Redneck if: You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window.
URA Redneck if: You have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape
URA Redneck if: You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle
URA Redneck if: You have more appliances in the yard than in the house!
URA Redneck if: You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
URA Redneck if: You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
URA Redneck if: You have to dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
URA Redneck if: You have to move the transmission to take a bath.
URA Redneck if: You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table
URA Redneck if: You list your parole officer as a referen
URA Redneck if: You mow your lawn and find a car.
URA Redneck if: You own 15 roosters, but no hens.
URA Redneck if: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
URA Redneck if: You own a homemade fur coat.
URA Redneck if: You own more TV's than books.
URA Redneck if: You pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if: You prominently display the gift you got at Graceland.
URA Redneck if: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if: You receive a Christmas cards from a Chewing Tobacco Co!
URA Redneck if: You record wrestling while you're at work
URA Redneck if: You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if: You think Volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy.
URA Redneck if: You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
URA Redneck if: You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
URA Redneck if: You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
URA Redneck if: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
URA Redneck if: You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
URA Redneck if: You think the stock market has a fence around it.
URA Redneck if: You view Duct-Tape as a long term investment.
URA Redneck if: You were holding a beer in your wedding p
URA Redneck if: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born
URA Redneck if: You're chewing on a toothpick in your wedding picture!
URA Redneck if: You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if: You've ever bought a used cap
URA Redneck if: You've ever cut your grass and found a car
URA Redneck if: You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck if: You've ever financed a tatoo.
URA Redneck if: You've ever given rat traps as a gift
URA Redneck if: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
URA Redneck if: You've ever lost a tooth opening a beer
URA Redneck if: You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen
URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen one of my taglines!
URA Redneck if: You've ever stolen toilet paper
URA Redneck if: You've ever used a weed eater indoors.
URA Redneck if: You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home
URA Redneck if: You've never paid for a haircut
URA Redneck if: You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
URA Redneck if: You've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna always hits overpasses.
URA Redneck if: Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
URA Redneck if: Your Jr and Sr. Prom had a daycare.
URA Redneck if: Your Xmas cards include a Xerox copy of your butt
URA Redneck if: Your baby's favorite teething ring is a garden hose
URA Redneck if: Your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers"
URA Redneck if: Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
URA Redneck if: Your bumper stick says "My other car is a combine"
URA Redneck if: Your car has never had a full tank of gas
URA Redneck if: Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
URA Redneck if: Your considered an expert on worm beds.
URA Redneck if: Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
URA Redneck if: Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: Your father made your personalized license plates.
URA Redneck if: Your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell"
URA Redneck if: Your kids are described as "dumb as a brick"
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
URA Redneck if: Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch
URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas l
URA Redneck if: Your pocket knife's been refered to as "Exhibit A"
URA Redneck if: Your primary source of income is the pawn shop
URA Redneck if: Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
URA Redneck if: Your sister subscribes to "Soldier of Fortune magazine!
URA Redneck if: Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
URA Redneck if: Your wife ever burned out an electric razor
URA Redneck if: Your wife has ever said, Come move this transmission so.
URA Redneck if: Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse
URA Redneck if: Your wife's best shoes have steel toes
URA Redneck if: Your wife's hairdo has been ruined by the ceiling fan.
URA Redneck if: Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest
URA Redneck if: all of your four-letter word are two syllables.
URA Redneck if: everyone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
URA Redneck if: the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
URA Redneck if: the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
URA Redneck if: the primary color of your car is bondo.
URA Redneck if: there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
URA Redneck if: you call the boss "dude."
URA Redneck if: you can guzzle Ever Clear!
URA Redneck if: you consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper
URA Redneck if: you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
URA Redneck if: you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bott
URA Redneck if: you get Odor-Eaters as a christmas present.
URA Redneck if: you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
URA Redneck if: you have a gunrack on your bicycle!
URA Redneck if: you have a hefty bag instead of a passenger window.
URA Redneck if: you have a home that is mobile and five cars that aint
URA Redneck if: you have a rag for a gas cap.
URA Redneck if: you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
URA Redneck if: you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if: you have ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if: you have one last dip and you keep it for 3 days.
URA Redneck if: you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
URA Redneck if: you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA Redneck if: you laugh at racist jokes.
URA Redneck if: you mow the front yard and find a car.
URA Redneck if: you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
URA Redneck if: you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
URA Redneck if: you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
URA Redneck if: you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
URA Redneck if: you show your beltbuckle for an ID.
URA Redneck if: you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
URA Redneck if: you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
URA Redneck if: you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if: you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
URA Redneck if: you're entertained by a 6 pack and a bug zapper.
URA Redneck if: you've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
URA Redneck if: you've ever been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if: you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if: you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
URA Redneck if: you've spray-painted your girl's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if: your all-time favorite movie is Cannonball Run.
URA Redneck if: your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
URA Redneck if: your best suit is a Budweiser cap & an orange vest.
URA Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
URA Redneck if: your dad and you to are in the same grade.
URA Redneck if: your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
URA Redneck if: your family tree is a straight line.
URA Redneck if: your father made your personalized licence plate.
URA Redneck if: your first grandchild is born on your 26th birthday.
URA Redneck if: your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA Redneck if: your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
URA Redneck if: your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
URA Redneck if: your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck if: your next family reunion is a chance to meet girls.
URA Redneck if: your other truck is made by John Deere.
URA Redneck if: your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
URA Redneck if: your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
URA Redneck if: your wife would rather fish off a bridge than shop.
URA Redneck if:Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
URA Redneck ifAll of your four-letter words are two syllables
URA Redneck when you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
URA Redneck you you can drink tobacco spit!
URA Redneck, Because I Said So!
URA Redneck, if you ever shoot a deer out of your window
URA Redneck, if your wife is the fastest skinning deer
URA Redneck: "It's been a long time since we ate store-bought meat."
URA Redneck: If you go to family reunions to meet women!!
URA SysOp if U shopped for the wife's birthday present at Best Buy
URA SysOp if a woman finding a hidden directory turns you on
URA SysOp if after making love you go to reboot your computer
URA SysOp if bring your date home to show her your computer
URA SysOp if have a romantic dinner by the soft monitor light
URA SysOp if sit around trying to think up URA SysOp Taglines
URA SysOp if swapping mother boards is your weekend entertainment
URA SysOp if tell people, "your other computer is a Pentium."
URA SysOp if you LAN your computer to the toaster
URA SysOp if you actually understand DMA & interrupt conflicts
URA SysOp if you ask your girlfriend if it's ok to post her GIF
URA SysOp if you call in sick to work to stay home and fix your BBS
URA SysOp if you call your computer HAL and it answeres back
URA SysOp if you can't afford a new car, but yet have 3 phone lines
URA SysOp if you drink and drive on the information super highway.
URA SysOp if you e-mail your family cards on holidays
URA SysOp if you ever borrowed from a 401k plan to pay a phone bill
URA SysOp if you have 4 computers and none of them have a mouse
URA SysOp if you have more CD-ROMs than you do sense
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA SysOp if you lay awake at night and dream of getting more RAM
URA SysOp if you never had a fight w/the wife...not about computers
URA SysOp if you plan your vacation for the town with the best BBSs
URA SysOp if you remember having a computer with 4k of RAM in it
URA SysOp if you remember storing programs on a audio cassette tape
URA SysOp if you spent your bill money on a new 28.8 modem
URA SysOp if you still like to see the DOS prompt
URA SysOp if you tell your callers the problem is on their end
URA SysOp if you think the FBI has your BBS under surveillance
URA SysOp if you voted Wildcat! BBS the years best BBS program
URA SysOp if you watched Alien to figure out Mother's clock speed
URA SysOp if your computer cost more than your house
URA SysOp if your credit card company cuts up your cards for you
URA SysOp if your favorite movies are Sneakers and War Games
URA SysOp if your holding a floppy disk in your wedding pictures
URA SysOp if your kids go hungry because you bought Windows 95
URA SysOp if your mowing your yard and find your old 386
URA SysOp only when you do FIDO FTS style net-mail &lt;g&gt;
URA SysOp only when you know how to setup Front Door
URA SysOp when foreplay involves sending a message
URA SysOp when the phone company asks you to become a partner
URA SysOp when your computer is at the top of your will
URA Sysop if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA TEXAN if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
URA TEXAN if your idea of Civil Rights is a Kinky Freed Man. ;*]
URA Trekkie...If your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator
URA True Northerner if any of your hobbies require dogs and a sled.
URA True Northerner if people ask to hunt in your back yard.
URA True Northerner if sittin on yer deck shootin ravens is fun.
URA True Northerner if you and your wife have matching 4X4s.
URA True Northerner if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
URA True Northerner if you have a `dress' parka.
URA True Northerner if you have ever BBQ'd in a blizzard.
URA True Northerner if you have ever been in a custody fight over a Skidoo.
URA True Northerner if you own a homemade fur coat.
URA True Northerner if you've ever given leg-hold traps as a gift.
URA True Northerner if you've ever had a custody fight over a Skidoo.
URA True Northerner if you've ever shot dinner from inside your house.
URA True Northerner if your deep freezer is the back porch.
URA a Clinton if you think Deliverance was a love story
URA a Redneck if you consider hub caps a home improvement!
URA a redneck if you post "URA Redneck" taglines in this Echo
URA an Aussie Redneck if URA Queensland cop
URA an Aussie Redneck if your name is John Elliot
URA cat lover if U dont consider an outfit complete without cat hair
URA cat lover if going to the bathroom is using the litterbox
URA cat lover if you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber
URA redneck If U have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck If U wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck If Ur children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck If Ur mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull your pants up
URA redneck if The Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
URA redneck if Try-ya some of them Horse Ovaries. directions to your
URA redneck if U take your dog for a walk & U both use the same tree
URA redneck if a starship is a mallot.
URA redneck if a waiter asks for a wine choice and you say Budweiser, 95
URA redneck if all your relatives have the same last name.
URA redneck if house include Turn off the paved road. Jack Daniel's
URA redneck if makes your list of most admired people. you come back
URA redneck if taking out the trash is taking your in-laws to a movie.
URA redneck if taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA redneck if you Mason jars filled with stuff the FBI can't ID.
URA redneck if you entertain your friends with tapes of bowling.
URA redneck if you from the dump with more then you took. give away
URA redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks.
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
URA redneck if you know how many bales of hay fit in your car.
URA redneck if you more free puppies than the Humane Society. have
URA redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers.
URA redneck if you think "Deliverence" was a love story.
URA redneck if you turn your cap backwards before you sit down to eat.
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
URA redneck if your dad and you are both in the third grade.
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
URA redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
URA redneck if your yard has ever been mistaken for a landfill
URA redneck if your your mat says, 'You'd better have a search
URA redneck if: Fewer than half the cars in your yard actually run.
URA redneck pagan if achy breaky heart is a ritual chant.
URAT, = YOU ARE A TREKKIE!
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
URAT, if The Picard Manuever (shirt tug) is a family trait.
URAT, if you *itch* from having Tribbles around.
URAT, if you actually OWN a batleH.
URAT, if you argue with your physics prof about variable warp dynamics.
URAT, if you breed Tribbles for a living.
URAT, if you call a condemned house Decommissioned.
URAT, if you call your boss The Great Bird of the Galaxy.
URAT, if you call your diary The Captain's Log.
URAT, if you call your general practicioner Bones.
URAT, if you call your living room The Bridge.
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
URAT, if you call your spouse Number One.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver in a minivan.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Maneuver on a mountain bike.
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
URAT, if you can't understand why all lights aren't voice-activated.
URAT, if you care about the meaning of URAT.
URAT, if you edit You Might Be (or, YOU ARE A) TREKKIE lists.
URAT, if you follow, and quote, the Rules of Acquisition in business.
URAT, if you graduated from the William Shatner School of Acting.
URAT, if you have a Ph.D in Klingonaase.
URAT, if you have a Ship's Commissioning Plaque on your wall.
URAT, if you have a mechanic named LaForge.
URAT, if you have a shrine in your house to W. Shatner.
URAT, if you have gold-colored contacts.
URAT, if you know the atomic formula for dilithium.
URAT, if you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup.
URAT, if you know what URAT means
URAT, if you know what URAT means. &lt;g&gt;
URAT, if you live at 1701 Kirk St. (no Apt. A, B, C, D!)
URAT, if you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists.
URAT, if you perform sensor sweeps with your satelite dish.
URAT, if you play poker with dead scientists.
URAT, if you refer to your private office as The Ready Room.
URAT, if you say Come when the doorbell rings.
URAT, if you say Deck 6 to elevators and wonder why nothing happens.
URAT, if you say On Screen to turn your TV on.
URAT, if you say Report to your kids when they get home.
URAT, if you say Tea. Earl Gray. Hot! to your microwave oven.
URAT, if you scream *AARRGGHH* during the night, and you're not asleep!
URAT, if you scream Herbert! at people you don't like.
URAT, if you serve Romulan Ale at family dinners.
URAT, if you sit around thinking up new URAT taglines.
URAT, if you spend your days in the ST conference.
URAT, if you take sonic showers.
URAT, if you tap your chest when the phone rings.
URAT, if you think Spock is a modern philosopher.
URAT, if you think a hair clip gives you full EM spectrum vision.
URAT, if you think the gov't is being taken over by bluegills.
URAT, if you travel back in time to save endangered species.
URAT, if you treat your watch like a Tricorder.
URAT, if you vacation on Risa
URAT, if you vacation on Risa. (URAT = URA Trekkie)
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
URAT, if you walk into bars and order SynthAle.
URAT, if you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date.
URAT, if you won't wear red for safety reasons.
URAT, if you're experiencing pon farr.
URAT, if you've ever gotten stuck in an endless temporal loop.
URAT, if you've ever tried to exchange dollars for latinum.
URAT, if you've ever tried to sleep in a bucket, and succeeded.
URAT, if you've memorized the entire Federation Charter.
URAT, if you've succeeded in building a transporter.
URAT, if your PC has an isolinear chip reader.
URAT, if your Pet Rock is a Horta.
URAT, if your calender consists of Stardates.
URAT, if your can put your doctor on mute.
URAT, if your car responds to Warp 1. Engage!
URAT, if your cat eats Feline Supplement 327.
URAT, if your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator.
URAT, if your kids go to Starfleet Academy.
URAT, if your laptop computer is a PADD.
URAT, if your license plate is NCC1701.
URAT, if your office is decorated in ST.
URAT, if your only kitchen appliance is a replicator.
URB: Update, Resume and Branch
URGENCY: Panic
URINAL: The one place where all men are peers
URINATE: Said to a woman who is not quite a "ten".
URINATE: Someone pretty. Almost a TEN
URINE: opposite of "you're out"
URL: http://www.webcom.com/duane/comtags.html
URNU if you can't read this tagline.
UROLOGISTS do it in a bottle.
URSE I'm calm! I've never been so calm in my LIFE!!
US ARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.
US Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
US Congress: taxation and regulation without hesitation
US Contress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait
US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage = 26,911 words
US Mail : The Government's version of POSTLINK.
US Media intelligence - oxymoron of the 90's!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military: fighting for G. TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent.
US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent!
US Mint workers on strike - they want to make less money.
US Patent #5,245,319 is mine. All mine. Mine, Mine, Mine. Ah Hahahahahaha
US ROBOTICS SPORTSTER 28,800 BPS. Comes With Radar Detector.
US Robotics - The Intelligent Choice in Data Communications.
US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.
US starts air-strikes in Bosina, rest of Europe build bomb shelters.
US-AIR UnSafe and In the Red.
USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc.
USA TODAY: Anti-gun bias over journalistic integrity
USA Today = McNewspaper
USA Today: For people who find TV news too complex.
USA host of the 1994 WORLD CUP
USA ut ur Amerika!
USA, we Georgians apologize for Nasty Newt
USA... the only place people are killing themselves to get IN!
USA..."That's computer carpal, Dude!" - USSR..."Das komputer karpal,
USA: lazy and illiterate, but we build a damn good bomb.
USABC is an AMERICAN channel, not a British channel, an American one.
USAF spokesman: "We DO NOT use the "A" word around here!"
USAF spokesman: "We DO NOT use the "A" word around here!"
USAF: Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAF: Uncle Sam's Airborne F*ckheads.
USAF: Unusually Stupid Aerial Fools.
USAir -(U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear.
USC won the R@SE Bowl - 1/1/96 !
USC &gt; UCLA ... Flush twice - It's a long way to Westwood.
USC (Univ. of Southern Calif.): University of Spoiled Children
USC Title 10, Sec. 311 -I AM the Militia!
USDA Grade Newt Certification: Guaranteed no brain matter included
USDA inspects chickens, Who will inspect us Citizens?
USE MORE HONEY! Find out what she knows!
USE YOUR BRAIN It's the little things in life that count.
USELESS INVENTION: Checkered paint.
USELESS INVENTION: Condoms for misogynists.
USELESS INVENTION: Felt Jumper cables.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof cigarettes.
USELESS INVENTION: Fireproof matches.
USELESS INVENTION: Flashbulb tester.
USELESS INVENTION: Fur sink.
USELESS INVENTION: Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.
USELESS INVENTION: Mesh raincoat.
USELESS INVENTION: Money with negative face value.
USELESS INVENTION: Muffler Bearings.
USELESS INVENTION: Non-intrusive alarm clock (Quietly raises a flag)
USELESS INVENTION: Paper mache step ladder.
USELESS INVENTION: Particle board tent stakes.
USENET FREAKS do it with hard drives.
USENET NEWS FREAKS do it with many groups at once.
USER ERROR! Brain not present!
USER ERROR! REPLACE USER AND TRY AGAIN!
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR: Replace user and select OK to continue.
USER ERROR: Strike user to continue
USER ERROR: Please replace user and hit enter to continue
USER ERROR: Replace and strike any key when ready
USER ERROR: Replace and strike any key when ready. &lt;g&gt;
USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
USER ERROR: Replace user and strike any key when ready
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
USER n. A programmer who believes anything you tell him
USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." --
USER: A technical term used by SysOps. (also see IDIOT)
USER: (yoo'-zer) n. - See IDIOT.
USER: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
USER: Technical term used by computer pro's. See Idiot.
USER: the word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot"
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
USHERS do it in the dark
USHERS show you the way.
USMC At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you
USMC Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
USMC: Peace is our profession, mass murder's just a hobby
USMC: Uncle Sam's Marching Circus.
USO : the Uninhibited Sisters of Other guys - Charlene
USR Courier HST - Betamax on a serial port
USR Field Trial Japan Supernode/IFDC Asian Supersite
USR rocks, hayes has had it's time.
USR's V.34 Sportster - The World's Most Returned Modem.
USR's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it senses you want.
USR... yo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USRobotics FileGate UK SuperHub @ V34+
USRobotics...The Intelligent Choice in data communications!
USRyo(U)'re (S)uperior (R)eally????
USS United Space Ship
USS - (U)nited (S)tar(S)hip
USS - (U)nited (S)ystems (S)hip
USS - (U)nited Federation of Planets (S)tar Fleet Division (S)tarship
USS @TOLAST@, drop your shields and prepare to be boarded
USS Alacrity NCC-1881
USS Apollo NCC-13: "Starfleet, we have a problem up here."
USS Challenger, 28 January 1986 - We remember
USS Enterprise 1701-D -- A Special Lady to the End.
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � HONK if you've slept with CDR Riker!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Trigger happy Klingon at tactical
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � We brake for cubes!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Wesley On Board!
USS Enterprise Bumper sticker � Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
USS Enterprise: Boldly going forward 'cause we can't reverse!
USS Excelsior - "No matter where you go, there you are"
USS FUDD: on the wookout for wascally Womulans!
USS John Rodgers (DD-983): Sea Pig Triumphant
USS Justice - "We're the Justice, and you're not." *
USS MORNingstar docking at Deep Space Nine... call Daniel at once!
USS Mr. Bill: To boldly tax where I promised to never tax before Nov. 3.
USS Murray to Rio Grande, docking clearance granted.
USS Pentium registry number: NC