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T --- The most commonly used Key in OLX.
T --- The most commonly used key in SLMR
T A G L I N E  F O R   S A L E. G O O D   P R I C E
T A G L I N E Inc. A member of the T A S K  F O R C E
T Arrington wears sunglasses at night!
T H E   F   W O R D
T H E   T R U T H   I S   O U T   T H E R E
T H I S   I S   N O T   A   D A T I N G   S E R V I C E ! !
T TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
T Tagline thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
T in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name
T is better to be vile than vile esteemd, <Shakespeare>
T is better to be vile than vile taglind. --Tagspeare
T is for Ten Forward, the hostess is Guinan
T is for tormented, tortured, and teased! -- Tom Servo
T minus 41 days and counting!!
T of Borg.  I pity da foo dat resists me!
T or F : Semen is a term for sailors.
T<wo Cents> for your thoughts...$20 to act it out
T' be   * AND *   not t' be  =  Zen Shakespeare
T'Pau, I plead with thee. I *beg*! Spock
T'Pau, sister of T'Boom and T'Bang.
T'Pooh!SSounds to me like it had a lot of character. - Mullibok
T'Pring, T'Pau, T'Pooh! (vulcan kid playing shootist)
T'Pring, T'Pow, T'Pooh:  The sound a Vulcan makes while shooting.
T'dit, t'dit, t'dit, t'dats all folks!
T'greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves. Sophocles
T'hell with it.  Lets just shoot. -- Tom Servo
T'ing ta'ting ting ting t't't'ta'ting t'ing t'ing  -Rush, _YYZ_
T'ing ta'ting ting ting t't't'ta'ting t'ing t'ing -YYZ, Rush
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair
T'was on a Monday morning that the gas man came to call!
T**R*IBBL*ES***E***VE*R*YWHE*RE!!!**
T*ts is such a friendly word.  Kind of a new snack food... - G. Carlin
T-Bird, you idiot... the blood is on the inside. - The Crow
T-Recall BBS: Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII!
T-Shirt on MPD patient   -   I'm with Stupid 
T-Shirt saying:  Biodegradeable
T-Shirt sported by Saddam Hussein: I would have voted Clinton!
T-Shirts - taglines for the Computer Illiterate.
T-Shirts. Heh! Sequels. Heh! A Jedi Knight craves not these things.
T-Shirts: Clothes captioned for the thinking-impaired.
T-Shirts: Recipes for the Computer Illiterate
T-Shirts: Taglines for the Computer Illiterate....
T-T  Yep, you said it right.
T-T-T-T-Talking 'bout my g-g-g-g-generation!
T-aXg rPo ... o'tnd iElam ttiwuho it!
T-shirt Of The Day: I'm the person your mother warned you about
T-shirt of the Day: Head for the Mountains -- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer
T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
T-shirtless in Amsterdam.
T-shirts - taglines for the computer illiterate
T-shirts in the year 2025 will read "Disco STILL sucks!"
T. G. I. *Die*-Day! -- Mike Nelson
T. G. I. DIE-Day - Mike
T. POWER - Ty Died in '58
T. R. C. Club member since 1989 - "Total Random Caos"
T. Rex: 10 ton roadrunner from hell!
T.A. ... Taglaholics Anonymous (800) 824-5463.
T.A.G. you're it!
T.A.G.-line Lotto: [********] <- Scratch here to reveal p
T.E.A.M.   T ogether   E veryone   A chieves   M ore.
T.E.A.R...A.L.O.N.G...D.O.T.T.E.D...T.A.G.L.I.N.E
T.Rex: 20 ton roadrunner from hell!.
T.S. Eliot:  the best-known anagram of 'toilets.' - Clive Anderson
T3 - "The Sperminator: I Come Again."  --  Arnold
T@ *must* not have been gone long, his modem's still warm.
TA DA DA DAAAAA!  I'M STUPENDOUS MAN!  KAPWINNNGGG! - Stupendous Man
TABER'S LAW OF SUPERMARKETS: The shorter the line, the slower
TABLET:  Mini-table!!
TABLOID(n): newspaper with a permanent (crime) wave
TABTRB #17: Taglines don't spend the grocery money on cigarettes
TABTRB #18: Taglines don't make you do all the cooking
TABTRB: #1 Nobody cares if you swipe someone else's Tags
TABTRB: #10 A Tagline never asks, was it was good for you?
TABTRB: #11 You never have to break up with your Taglines.
TABTRB: #12 Taglines never make you sleep on the wet spot.
TABTRB: #13     Taglines don't snore
TABTRB: #14 Stealing Taglines will never get you pregnant.
TABTRB: #16 Taglines won't stalk you
TABTRB: #2 Taglines will spread faster than legs
TABTRB: #9 You can steal Taglines all by yourself.
TABTRB: Taglines Are Better Than Relationships Because
TACO BELL is NOT a Mexican telephone company!
TACO BELL isnt a Mexican telephone Co.???
TACO BELL: A beautiful Mexican waitress
TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
TACT = The skill to tell me to go the Hell, and makes me want to go.
TACT(n):2tell a man he has open mind when he really has a hole in head
TACT,def: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
TACT--The ability to make a guest feel at home when you wish they were
TACT:  a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
TACT: Making guests feel at home when you wish they really were.
TACT: The ability to make guests feel at home when you wish that they were!
TACTICS:  Candy for dyslexics.
TACTICS: Breath freshener for dyslexics.
TAFN                  That's All For Now
TAG LINE XPRESS and TAG-X PRO
TAG X PRO @VER@ <- Next release, full UNIX support� -grep-grep-grep-
TAG YOU'RE IT !!!
TAG YOUR IT
TAG!  YOU'RE IT!
TAG!  You are it!
TAG! YOU'RE IT!
TAG-LINE!!! You're it-line! No tagline-backs!
TAGALOG (Filipino): Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
TAGLINE %JH3 TAGFILE
TAGLINE %JH3 TAGLINES
TAGLINE C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
TAGLINE CODED FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED
TAGLINE DEPARTMENT CLOSED
TAGLINE ERROR!    Report to tech support, please.
TAGLINE Echo, your source for taglines. Send for free catalog
TAGLINE FOR SALE.
TAGLINE FREE ZONE
TAGLINE FURNISHED UPON REQUEST
TAGLINE INSPECTION PATROL
TAGLINE Moderator does it with Taglines.
TAGLINE NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED.
TAGLINE OMITTED DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING
TAGLINE POLICE:  Please pull over to the side of the message.
TAGLINE RAILROAD CROSSING: IIIIIIIIIIII  |  IIIIIIIIIIIII
TAGLINE SECTION CLOSED FOR MAJOR REDEVELOPMENT
TAGLINE SERVICE DISCONTINUED UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECIEVED
TAGLINE UNCLEAR, ASK AGAIN LATER
TAGLINE Win95 Drag & drop: Drag Win 95 package and drop into the trashcan!
TAGLINE assimilated, resistance is futile.
TAGLINE for rent, inquire within
TAGLINE paranoia: The feeling that the moderator is watching you.
TAGLINE so large, it was necessary to compress.
TAGLINE! We don't need no stinkin' TAGLINES! hahahahaha!
TAGLINE.CTL corrupt deleting"Only just got the full set, Bother"
TAGLINE: A line that does the work of many (lines) !
TAGLINE: Scripture for computer nerds.
TAGLINE: Your chance to piss someone off.
TAGLINES (tag'linz) - bumper stickers for EMail.
TAGLINES : Poetry for short people
TAGLINES ECHO: Saying it with taglines is the law.
TAGLINES ECHO: Where changing a thread saves you from the moderator!
TAGLINES echo needs four moderators.  Just in case one is on vacation.
TAGLINES echo!  It's purpose is taglines, not chatter
TAGLINES in moderation!
TAGLINES moderator does it with taglines
TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.
TAGLINES! We don't need no stinking taglines!
TAGLINES!TAGLINES?TAGLINES!TAGLINES?--Where will the insanity stop?
TAGLINES---one question, WHY?
TAGLINES.ANI  Anime & Manga Quotes
TAGLINES.ANS  ANSI Taglines
TAGLINES.BBS  Taglines About BBSing
TAGLINES.CAR  'Toons & Comix
TAGLINES.CAT  Taglines About Cats
TAGLINES.COM  Taglines About Computers
TAGLINES.DEF  Unusual Definitions
TAGLINES.DUM  Dumb Questions
TAGLINES.FLI  Outrageous Flirting
TAGLINES.FRE  Taglines About Friends & Friendship
TAGLINES.GEN  General Purpose Taglines
TAGLINES.HIN  Humourous Insults
TAGLINES.IMP  Important Messages Using Humour
TAGLINES.INJ  In-Jokes (Don't Even BOTHER To Get These)
TAGLINES.LOV  Love And Other Mysteries Of Life
TAGLINES.PHI  Philosophic Taglines
TAGLINES.PUT  Put-Downs
TAGLINES.QHE  Quote Headers (non-taglines)
TAGLINES.QUO  Famous Quotes
TAGLINES.REP  Answering Taglines--Special Replies & Snappy Answers
TAGLINES.RPG  RPG Taglines
TAGLINES.SER  Serious Philosophic Taglines
TAGLINES.SEX  Sexual Innuendoes & Other Rude Subjects
TAGLINES.SIN  Serious Insults
TAGLINES.SSQ  Quotes With A Serious Message
TAGLINES.STU  Stupid Comments
TAGLINES.TAG  Taglines About Taglines (!)
TAGLINES.WAR  Taglines About War, History, Diplomacy and Politics
TAGLINES:  Never had 'em.  Never will!
TAGLINES:  Share and steal alike.  (GW)
TAGLINES:  Things that make you go 'Hmmm ...'
TAGLINES: Bumper stickers for electronic mail.
TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo!
TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO !
TAGLINES: Never had 'em.  Never will!
TAGLINES: Share and steal alike
TAGLINES: Things that make you go 'Hmmm..'.
TAGLINES: the sound bite of e-mail
TAGLINES: who cares where they come from...?
TAGLINES? We don't need no steeeking TAGLINES!
TAGLINES?! We don't need no steenkin' tagline
TAGS 'R' US ONLY COSTS US$25
TAGTEAM... A bunch of people thinking up taglines!
TAGX PRo TAGLINE STORAGE GAUGE:  [�� E ....*....*../.*.... F ��]
TAG_TALK is one FidoNet conference that does not allow cross posting of
TAH: Take A Hike
TAI: Trap Absurd Inputs
TAILFINS!! ... click
TAILHOOK CONVENTION VIOLATES LOOK AND FEEL
TAILORS come with no strings attached
TAILORS make it fit.
TAIWAN activates the 8th of any month
TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER....AND LEAVE'M!
TAKE A KID CAMPING and leave it there
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP
TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!  Quick!  I have a VIRUS!!!
TAKE, v.t.  To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.
TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT
TAMPAX..............................A small woodland tool
TAMPAX..A small woodland tool
TANDY is dandy, but IBM don't rot your brain!
TANJ                  There Ain't No Justice
TANK: A means of transportation the Soviet army uses to visit its friends
TANKERS do it but leave tracks.
TANKERS do it with protection.
TANSTAAFL
TANSTAAFL             There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch).
TANSTAAFL - Grok?
TANSTAAFL!
TANSTAAFL.  Bummer!  How about dinner?
TANSTAAFL.  But for some, shareware comes close
TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAAFL?  Bummer, how 'bout breakfast and dinner? -Lounge Liberal
TANSTAAFM:  There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Mason
TANSTAFL There ain't no such thing as free lunch!
TANSTAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
TAP DANCERS do it with their feet
TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
TARC: Take Arithmetic Review Course
TARDIS EXPRESS - When it has to get there *YESTERDAY*
TARDIS Express - When it absolutely must be there BEFORE
TARDIS Express - When it absolutely must be there BEFORE you send it!
TARDIS Express:  When it absolutely, positively has to be there yesterday.
TARDIS Express: When it absolutely must be there BEFORE you send it!
TARDIS Express:When it absolutely, positively, must be there yesterday
TARDIS Mail: When it has to be there before you send it
TARDIS expess;  When it must be there before you send it
TARDIS: When it *has* to be there before you send it!
TARDISDOS 1.0 : Delete CONSOLE.ROOM? (Y/n/Maybe) =-
TARDISDOS 2.0 : (M)alfunction (G)ive Doctor a good tossing (A)bort
TARDISDOS 3.0 : Bang fist on any part of the console to continue
TARDISDOS 4.0 : BIG.BANG found. (P)anic (S)elf-destruct (F)ake it?
TARDISDOS 5.0 : Delete BIG.LUXURIOUS.POOL.ROOM.WITH.SAUNA? (Y/n) =->
TARDISDOS 6.0 : Delete DOCTOR.WHO? (Y/n/Partially) =->
TARDISDOS 7.0 : Delete ONLY.NEEDED.ROOM.IN.WHOLE.EPISODE? (Y/n) =-
TARDISDOS 8.0 : (N)ew Console (M)ove column up/down (S)nap&pop
TARDISDOS 9.0 : (D)isplay something illegible (M)ake weird sounds
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TAS           The Animated Series
TATTOO: One of the few things you CAN take with you.
TAX FORMS SHOULD READ INCOME OWED US AND IN COMMODE YOU.
TAX THIS CLINTON!
TAXES,n.-The more you make, the more THEY take.
TAXES:  your money spent for things you wouldn't buy.
TAXES: The thing most often raised on land
TAXES: your money spent for things you wouldn't buy
TAXI CAB DRIVERS come faster
TAXI DRIDER: Someone who earns a living by driving customers away
TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.
TAXIDERMISTS mount anything
TAXIDERMISTS will mount anything.
TAXPAYER: To work for the Government without taking the civil service test
TAXULA: Algore, I need more blood! Let's go to Congress!
TAYLOR:  So, you were at Berkley?  SPOCK:  I was not
TB or not TB, that is the congestion - Woody Allen
TB or not TB, that is the infection.
TBFTG: Two Burgers and Fries To Go
TBPH; To be perfectly honest.
TBS: Tagline Broadcasting Service
TBS: Totally Beat Shaq
TBS: Totally Beat Shaq
TBSL            Turning Blue Stifling Laughter
TBSL            Turning Blue Stifling Laughter
TBSL...................Turnming Blue Stifling Laughter
TBakerDos 4.0:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (J)elly Baby?
TC: Transmit Colors
TCAS:Terminally Confused Altitude Seperator?
TCB           Taking care of business
TCBY          Taking care of business, Ya'll
TCCIC         Take Care Cuz I Care
TCI: The Borg of the telecommunications industry.
TCP: Terminate Control Program
TCR = Trashed, Call Repairman
TCS           The Cartoon Series/The Comics Series
TDB a strong opinion and a weak one, is strength of charactor.
TDB: Transfer and Drop Bits
TDM                   Too D*mn Many
TDRB: Test and Destroy Random Bits
TDS: Trash Data Segment
TEACHER: I'm happy to be able to give you a in Science. FRED: Why don't you really enjoy yourself and give me ?
TEACHER: Name three animals of the canine family. SUSIE SIMPLE: The mommy dog, the daddy dog, and a puppy
TEACHERS do it 50 times after class.
TEACHERS do it in front of everyone.
TEACHERS do it repeatedly
TEACHERS do it with class
TEACHERS do it with instruction
TEACHERS make _you_ do it till you get it right.
TEAEARLGREY.HOT *not* found. NCC-1701.D execution failure
TEAMWORK is the ability to work together toward a common vision.
TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself
TEAMWORK: Having someone else to blame
TEASING---The trait boys have an extra gene for.
TEC: }(;-)      <- The Evil Crown
TECH SUPPORT: Demo of manufacturer's local FM station.
TECHIES UNITE (so i can ask for help)
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES....Please Stand-By
TECHNICALITY:  A liberal's view of the 2nd Amendment
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSE'S* Constitutional rights
TECHNICALITY:  To a liberal - someone *ELSE'S* Constitutional rights
TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSE'S* Constitutional rights.
TECHNICIANS do it with frequency
TECHNICIANS do it with greater frequency
TECHNICIANS do it with high voltage probes.
TECHNICIANS do it with mechanical assistance
TECHNICIANS test it first.
TECHNICOLOR: YAWN...the ONLY movie Ted Turner left alone!
TECO: The Tyrannosaurus Rex of editors.
TED KENNEDY VIRUS - Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened
TED TURNER VIRUS - Colorizes your monochrome monitor
TED: Why did the American go West in covered wagons? ED: They probably didn't want to wait forty years for a train
TEDDY BEARS do it at picknicks.
TEDDY BEARS do it with small children
TEDDY ROOSEVELT did it softly, but with a big stick.
TEEN is your first and foremost responsibility! - Melissa Bosh
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES do it in the sewer.
TEENAGERS.... Gods punishment for enjoying sex.
TEENAGERS: People so smart only other teenagers understand them.
TEENAGERS: Those who tell adults the benefit of their inexperience.
TELEMARKETERS never stop doing it.
TELEMATE -> communication with your spouse
TELEMATE... Phoning Your Spouse !
TELEPHONE CO EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.
TELESCOPE, SCHMIDT-CASSEGRAIN:  An elaborate dew-collecting device.
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.   
TENCTONESE SPOKEN HERE!
TENENBAUM'S LAW OF SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS: The most interesting results only happen once
TENNIS PLAYERS (or jugglers) do it with colored balls.
TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
TENNIS PLAYERS do it in sets.
TENNIS PLAYERS do it in their shorts
TENNIS PLAYERS do it with balls.
TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.   
TENTACLES(n): Linebacker's dream every game.
TERMINAL INTELLIGENCE - To be so smart it kills you!
TERMINAL PAYMENT: Golden handshake
TERMINATE/TerMAIL/TAGit! - perfect pHun A TROI!
TERMinator III...the term program that kicks ASCII.
TERRORIST - one who governs by violent methods which arouse fear
TERRY RANDLE VIRUS - Prints, "Oh no you don't," whenever you choose, "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Ignore" message
TESSERAT: A four-dimensional rodent
TEST MAKERS do it sometimes/always/never.
TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING -> We were so suprised that the stupid thing works
TESTATORS do it willingly
TESTERS do it over and over.
TESTICLES........................The 8 arms of an octopus
TESTICLES..The 8 arms of an octopus
TESTICLES: Book of the Bible.
TESTING 1 2 # 4 % 6 & 8
TESTING...ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ...1234567890
TET: Triple Execution Time [SUN]
TEXANS do it with oil.
TEXAS Driving Rule #10: Before changing lanes, pull out your 9 mm
TEXAS Driving Rule #239:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm
TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file
TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure it's bigger than any other file on your system
TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other
TEXAS: If you don't like our weather, wait 5 minutes!
TEXAS: Only heaven is better....MAYBE!!!!!
TEX_FLA/TREK_STORY/TREKTECH/STDSN  Echosia: The Next Generation!
TFC - Texas Fried Christian
TFF           The Final Frontier
TFG           Task Force Games (company that puts out SFB)
TFM means RTF .txt files too
TFS           The Film Series
TFTHAOT       Thanx for the help ahead of time...used for a favor
TFTHAOT -Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time..
TFTHAOT, BTW 8-)
TFTHAOT: Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTPTDOPPWICOSV if you know what this means....well you know
TFW is turning me into a Windows GEEK!
TFW...It ain't done 'til GENERAL.SLT runs !
TGIF                  Thank God It's Friday
TGIF...Toes Go In First.
TGLNE.ZIP  Use PKUNZIP to view.
TH  Kai Wars: Opaka Strikes Back
THANK (insert Deity here - Atheists leave blank)!
THANK YOU FOR NOT BREEDING
THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING!  Hahahaha!  -Opus
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CRITICISMS -- WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?  But I think should ask someone else
THANK YOU for the opportunity to enhance my TWIT list.
THANK you, Odo!--Kira
THANKS FOR CARRYING THE "FL SINGLES & FRIENDS" ECHO!!!!!
THANKS FOR CARRYING THE "FL SINGLES" ECHO!!!!!!!
THANXDAD: well, what can I say?
THAT DOES IT! I say we =toast= this toad... --DarkWing Duck
THAT WHICH can not be serviced will require the most service
THAT WHICH can not be serviced will require the most service. � Edsil Murphy
THAT is an EVIL snicker me man
THAT is what humans believe?  Saavik
THAT'S LOW, MAN
THAT'S NOT HAIKU!  YOU'RE JUST COUNTING SYLLABLES! - Migraine Boy
THAT'S URANUS! - Freakazoid
THAT'S an eyebrow wiggler, that is!!!
THAT'S an odd taste - Dr. F after reviving Resusci Annie
THAT'S entertainment!!! -- Vlad the Impaler
THAT's how alone works
THE 1996 NBA CHAMPIONS:  THE CHICAGO BULLS
THE 2ND AMENDMENT -- GUARANTOR OF THE OTHER NINE
THE A-BOMB DIDN'T WIN WORLD WAR II----SPAM DID
THE AIR FORCE does it ...after coffee.
THE AIR FORCE does it and aims high.
THE AIR FORCE does it...  ...after coffee.
THE AIR FORCE, aims high, shoots low.
THE AIRBORNE 'chute their loads.
THE AIRBORNE FALL ON THEIR ENEMIES
THE AIRBORNE does it from above.
THE ANSWER'S NO!    Now what's the question?
THE APRIL 15th PRINCIPLE: A fool and your money are soon partners.
THE ARMY does it 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
THE ARMY does it being all that they can be.
THE ARMY does it with brute force.
THE ARTILLERY does it with 155mm guns.
THE ARTILLERY shoots bigger loads.
THE BABY BOOMERS GOT ALL THE GOOD ROMPER SUITS
THE BABY...an instrument of destruction.
THE BEST OF
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE DUTY FREE
THE BLACK NUN: All black, none of the white bits - Crow
THE BLACK PTERODACTYL SUBVERTS THE EXPENSIVE PETUNIA
THE BLIND MAN'S BLUFF (404)361-2496 APOGEE SOFTWARE DIST
THE BLIND do it with feeling.
THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
THE BOSS IS COMING! QUICK, PRESS ESC!
THE BOY SCOUTS: Like the army with adult supervision.
THE BUTTER CATS - Tom's super heroes
THE CAVALERY does it with charge
THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR!  GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!!! - Beavis
THE CHEQUE'S IN THE MAIL - HONEST!
THE CHICKENS ARE RESTLESS
THE CHURCH POLICE!
THE CLAM - Joel's super hero
THE COMFY CHAIR?!?
THE CORPS IS YOUR FRIEND -- TRUST THE CORPS <B5>
THE COUNTRY GIRL PRIVATE EXCHANGE * GOLETA *
THE CRYSTAL BALL, Sibyl Ferguson, 1979
THE DEAF do it with a sign.
THE DISABLED -- The best minority around!
THE DISABLED === The only minority you can join
THE DOCTOR IS IN
THE DONNER PARTY - Eat, drink and be merry!
THE DOORS PRATO "No one here gets out alive"
THE DREAMER HAS AWAKENED!-Paul Maud'dib
THE EASIEST computers to use are those YOU don't have to use.
THE END
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY - Gone
THE ENERGIZER BUNNY does it and keeps going and going, and going, and going
THE Earth is flat and the sky IS too falling.TOLDYA SO !!
THE FASHION HORROR! - Peter
THE FBI does it under cover.
THE FIRST BBS : A big tin with 50 strings radiating from it
THE FURTHER OFF new technological developements are, the better they l
THE ForcAst For toNIGht: DARK
THE GANGSTERS by Robin Steele.
THE GIRL WHO SMELLS LIKE SODA CRACKERS -Crow's super hero
THE GOLDEN BOUGH, James Frazier, 1922
THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES: The one who has the gold makes the
THE GOLDEN RULE:  The guy with the gold makes the rules
THE GOLDEN RULE: He who has the gold makes the rules
THE HELL AM I! C:\PROGRAM, C:\PROGRAM\RUN, C:\PROGRAM\BOMB,
THE HUMAN DOG - Tom's super hero
THE IMPERIUM BBS
THE INFANTRY does it cam'ed.
THE INFANTRY does it on the attack.
THE INTERNET IS FULL!   GO AWAY!
THE KEYBOARD OF: @FROM@
THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL IS LYING IN A HOLE
THE LARGE PRINT GIVETH, the small print taketh away.
THE LEAST EXPERIENCED FISHERMAN ALWAYS CATCHES THE BIGGEST FISH
THE LESS a computer peripheral costs the more it costs to fix
THE LIVING ROOM OF INIQUITY! (The den is back there...)
THE LOST PARATROOPER -  RIPcord
THE LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math!
THE MAN FROM DEL MONTE HE SAY YOWSER!
THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH! Aaa..er..if it's okay with you
THE MONK BOUGHT LUNCH!        yes he did ..... he bought a little
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
THE MORE SURE YOU ARE -- THE MORE WRONG YOU CAN BE
THE NAVY does it in waves.
THE NET, winner of the 1995 Szarka Award for Ignorance in Hollywood
THE NEW WORLD ORDER - The last step for Mankind!
THE NUMBER ONE cause of computer problems is computer solutions!
THE ONE WHO does the least of work always gets the most credit
THE ONLY GOOD HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE THE ONES WITH NO TEETH!!
THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS IS TO PROTECT THOSE OF OTHERS!
THE PHEASANT PLUCKER - Tom's super hero
THE PM THEME SONG: We wreck your work, We wreck your life,
THE PRODIGY
THE PS/2! IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
THE PUTRID TORNADO IS WELL-DRESSED
THE RAPTURE!....THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!!
THE RAZOR'S EDGE - Just another BBS success story !
THE REEDER"S D1GE5T HAS PAGES 4 PE0PEL LIKE U!!
THE REV. WILLIAM A. SPOONER - I Pray the Lord my Toll to Sake
THE ROBOT (Hurrrray!) VS THE AZTEC MUMMY (Boooooooo!)
THE SALMON MOUSSE!!!
THE SECOND AMENDMENT is my gun permit!
THE SHADOW: Defender of downtrodden co-moderators!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON but I don't have to stay and watch
THE SOLUTION: Coming in September
THE SOLUTION: September
THE SPIRITUAL LIFE: NED ITATION(l)
THE STAGES OF AN ILLNESS: ill, pill, bill
THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNS THAT THE SEX TOY IS CAT-LIKE
THE TIN CAN COOKBOOK by Billie Gote.
THE TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU FREE
THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE !!
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED HERE ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY WIFE
THE cAPS-lOCK kEY dOESN'T ever ACT UP!!!!
THE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
THEATER MAJORS do it with an audience.
THEATER TECHIES do it in the dark, on cue
THEBRAIN.EXE loaded...Will try to take over world tonight.
THEBRAIN.EXE loaded:  Computer will try to take over world tonight
THEDRAW:  A form of color Etch-A-Sketch.
THEFT AMONG ARTHROPODS: THE LIEUTENANTS(l)
THEFT RESISTANT TAGLINE**  (didn't work...I stole it!)
THEFTXRESISTANTXTaglineXSTEALXTHISXIFXYOUXCAN
THEFTXRESISTANTXrecipeXsnagXTHISXIFXYOUXCAN
THEFT�RESISTANT�Tagline�STEAL�THIS�IF�YOU�CAN
THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
THEM!! PARANOID - One who is truly in touch with reality
THEN I'll feel better
THEN they tell me there are no nurses. I've no one to assist me.--HD
THEORETICAL ASTRONOMERS only *think* about it.
THEORETICIANS do it conceptually.
THEORETICIANS do it with a proof
THERE ----- ARE ----- *FOUR* ----- LIGHTS!!!!!!
THERE ARE FOUR. LIGHTS!!!!!! -- Picard
THERE ARE MANY BARGAINS IN THE SHOPPING MALL OF LIFE
THERE ARE NO RULES IN CALVINBALL!
THERE ARE NO SUBlIMINAL MESSaGES LuRKING IN THIS TAgLINE, hONEST
THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS ORBITAL MIND CONTROL LASERS.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! <Swish, thud> It ain't you pal!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE....place for *fantastic* savings!
THERE IS ALWAYS ONE WITNESS TO EVERY MURDER
THERE IS MADNESS ALL ABOUT!!! Shall we fight? or join in?\
THERE IS NO GIANT FUR-BEARING TROUT! - Post car guy, Earthworm Jim
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
THERE IS NO PRIZE!!!
THERE WERE COMPUTERS IN BIBLICAL TIMES. ADAM HAD A WANG
THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPP
THERE! I've run rings around you logically.
THERE!!  ARE!!  FOUR!!!  LIGHTS!!!! - Picard
THERE'S NO GNU    Like a new gnu.
THERE'S NO GOVERNMENT LIKE NO GOVERNMENT!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WALRUS WAFERS! Well, there should be!
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO LOOSE!!!!!!!
THERE'S POWER, KNOWING I COULD BORE THE WORLD TO DEATH!
THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!! -- Picard
THESAURUS -ancient reptile with a great vocabula
THESAURUS: A verbose member of the dinosaur family.
THESAURUS: a dinosaur with a good vocabulary.
THESE ARE CRITICAL TIMES!         (as usual)
THESE SKATES MAKE ME CLUMSY!! - Serena
THESE aren't my colors!  And what're you blathering about, Riker?
THEY ARE HERE!!!  AND THEY'RE...WEARING MY PANTS!!!!
THEY CALLLL MEEEEE...MISSSTER PIG!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH--HAH! - Pumbaa
THEY CAN ALWAYS HURT YOU MORE
THEY ruled the earth. THEY were supreme. THEY are badly animated
THEY told me you were paranoid but I didn't believe THEM until Now!
THEY'RE ALL WASTED!
THEY'RE GOING TO KILL JOEL!  AAAGGGHHH! -- Gypsy
THIEF!  THIEF!  THIEF!  BAGGINS!  WE HATES IT...FOR EVER! - Gollum
THIEVES do it in leather.
THIEVES do it when you're not looking
THIEVES do it with tools.
THINGS TO DO TODAY:  Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.
THINK --it gives you something to do while the computer is down.
THINK ABOUT IT... WINDOWS 3.1 FROM THE EDLIN PEOPLE!!!
THINK PIG
THINK!  If you are already thinking, please disregard this message
THINK! Your brain's only evolutionary advantage over sponge cake!
THINK! or THWIM!
THINK.EXE - bad command or file name
THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths!
THIRD LAW OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed
THIRD LAW OF THE MARKETPLACE: Weekend specials, aren't
THIS *IS* CETI ALPHA FIVE!!! -- Khan
THIS BOOK IS SO PROFOUND it bores me to death.
THIS COPY HAS BEEN UNREGISTERED FOR 182981 DAYS
THIS HAD BETTER MAKE IT OUT!!!
THIS IS 911...To report fire press 1,burglary press 2,rape press 3,
THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY E-MAIL SYSTEM!
THIS IS A TEST OF THE USELESS TAGLINE SYSTEM.  THIS IS ONLY A TEST
THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NEW KIND OF CHAIN LETTER!!!-Fertilizer Society
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! - Monty Python
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!!
THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!! -- Khan
THIS IS MY WORLD, AND WELCOME TO IT.
THIS IS NOT A HANGOUT PLACE!
THIS IS NOT A TAGLINE!!!!  It's just a stupid statement
THIS IS NOT A TAGLINE!!!!  It's just a stupid statement
THIS IS PLEDGE WEEK FOR THE FORTUNE PROGRAM
THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL RADIO! C'MON, LET'S ROCK WITH THE RAMONES! 
THIS IS WHAT WAS FOUND IN MY MASTER TAG FILE:
THIS ISLAND EARTH doesn't shine for me anymore
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR, somebody else.
THIS MESSAGE (c) 1995 BY JIM WELLER. QUOTE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN MONITORED BY U.S. GOVT. AGENT #7340
THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
THIS PARKING SPACE IS FOR HANDICAPPED ONLY--unless you are blind.
THIS PLACE IS JUST _SLOPPING_ OVER WITH PEACE AND QUIET! - Daffy
THIS SCREEN WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN TEN SECONDS
THIS SOFTWARE HAS BEEN ILLEGALLY COPIED - NOTIFY THE POLICE
THIS SPACE FOR RENT!!!  Leave feedback for more info!
THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S CUTE TAGLINE IDEA
THIS TAG LINE WAS WRITTEN WHILE HIGH ON CANDY CANES
THIS TAGLINE HAS BEEN UNREGISTERED FOR 36 DAYS
THIS TAGLINE INTENTIONALLY BLANK
THIS TAGLINE IS AWAITING FCC APPROVAL ///
THIS TAGLINE IS COPYRIGHTED!  Stealing this gets you a $10,000 fine!
THIS TAGLINE IS OFF TOPIC! (yeah...as if the rest of the reply wasn't)
THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD.
THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.
THIS definitely takes, eats and sh*ts the cake
THIS is a close-up?!?  A CLOSE-UP, YA JERK! A CLOSE-UP!!!
THIS is my theory <ahem>, that is to say, the theory that is MINE.
THIS is not a clear & present danger? I must read the rule book again.
THIS is our glorious future?
THIS is where the adventure is.This is where heroes are made.-Bashir
THIS one didn't come out of any holosuite! - O'Brien
THIS one goes there THAT one goes there
THIS ought to catch the moderator's attention
THIS recipe NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD.
THIS time for sure!
THIS would never happen nowadays! - Crow
THISTAGLINEISDESIGNEDTOGIVEYOUAHEADACHEWHICHISSTARTINGNOW
THOM'S THIRD LAW OF MACHINES: If it jams, force it; If it
THOMAS EDISON - Here lies a light sleeper.
THOMAS EDISON - Who turned out the lights?
THOR : Thandinavian god of acheth and painth
THOSE WHO ARE A GOSSIP TO YOU~~ARE A GOSSIP OF YOU
THOUGHT FOR TODAY:  Try not to think about it!
THREE CLASSES OF PEOPLE: The Haves, The Have-Nots, and the Charge-Its.
THREE GERMAN SOLDIERS CROSSED THE LINE! TABOO! TABOO!
THREESOME....................Short for "Thirty-something"
THREESOME..Short for "Thirty-something"
THRONE(v):regal verb,as in "your crown was throne away"
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
THX 1138 is charged with Criminal Drug Evasion.
THYME'S LAW - Everything goes wrong at once.
THe eVil bUnnY liT all tHe othEr aNimaLs oN fiRe.
THe ensign simply...got in the way! Daystrom
THere's a bee the size of a moose over there! - Crow
THws taKlyne wos typwd un a mIkraSOfd Nadural KyebOrad~
TIA                   Thanks In Advance
TIA-Thanks In Advance
TIC             Tongue in cheek
TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM!
TICKETS ! TICKETS ! See Sleepwalker climb steps ! TICKETS ! TICKETS !
TIDMADT : These Initials Don't Mean A Damn Thing
TIGER IN THE BATHROOM by Claude Bawls
TIGER'S REVENGE  by Claude Balls
TIGER(n): a 500 lb. pussy that eats YOU!!!
TILLIS' LAW OF ORGANIZATION: If you file it, you'll know where
TILT = Totally Illogical Liberal Thinking!
TILT! All data lost!...TILT! All data lost!
TIM BBS Your Window into Japan!
TIMBERSHEIK: A guy who kisses his girl between the limbs.
TIME STANDS STILL, Film at 11...or whenever...
TIME TO BOOGIE
TIME TO EAT! by Dean R. Bell.
TIME TO PLAY!
TIME TRAXX -- Bringing you tomorrow's technology TODAY!
TIME's 1994 Moron of the Year.
TIME: Natures way of preventing that everything happens simultanously
TIMEOUT; NO CARRIER
TIN CAN: on a Toyota.
TINALO          This is not a legal opinion
TINAR           This is not a recommendation
TINY TIM - Please Do Not Step on the Tulips
TINY TIM - Tiptoe Through the Tulips, on Me.
TIO: Take It Over
TIP - Empty Tic-Tac packs are great for small parts!
TIPPER GORE VIRUS - When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children
TIPS:  Wages we pay to other people's hired help
TIPS: Wages we pay to someone else's hired help
TIT4TAT--Thoughts In Taglines 4 Theives' Assimilating Tendencies
TITO IST TOT!
TITO-PARTIJA! TITO-PARTIJA!!!  (scena iz fliperane)
TITS: Too Inviting To Stop
TJ's Druid Circle cookies are to die(t) for.
TJ's Law: You can't fall off the floor
TLA           Three Letter Acronym
TLA: [T]hree [L]etter [A]cronym; why pilots can't spell.
TLAM[N] - When you care enough to send the very best!
TLC is a wonderful gift.
TLF is home to a LOT of strange things, isn't it???
TLF:Road Warriors On The Information Superhighway
TLNF: Teach me a Lesson i'll Never Forget
TLO = three letter origin
TLO: Turn indicator Lights Off
TLW: Transfer and Lose Way
TLX of Borg - "Your tagline will be assimilated."
TLX steals Taglines.. not me!
TLX v3.40 steals taglines..... not me!
TLX v4.2         sometimes I lie.
TLX � A winner: � Don't judge a book by its movie �
TLX, it's getting beta, beta and beta!
TLX: An essential component for the *joy* of Modeming!!
TMNM, Teenage Mutant Ninja Moderator; The (ab)user's wors
TMP           The Motion Picture
TN: Take a Nap
TNG           The Next Generation
TNG Soap Operas #1: The Young and the Warpless
TNG Soap Operas #5: The Boldly Going and the Beautiful
TNG axed?  All hands brace for impact! All ha@$#%^#$^  NO CAREER
TNG contradicts TOS (if you're sober enough to tell) - drink!
TNG is like Shakespeare and DS9 is like Dickens. Then what is VOY?
TNG was fun, but DS9 pushes all the right buttons for me. - Anna S
TNG* Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode. --Barclay.
TNG* Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
TNN/Soon-to-be-Spike TV (2003)
TO ARMS !!  TO ARMS !!  THE AMERIKANS ARE COMING !!!!!!!
TO ARMS !!  TO ARMS !!  THE AMERIKANS ARE COMING !!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT THRILLING INSTALLMENT!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT THRILLING recipe!!!!!
TO BE OR NOT TO BE - SORRY, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
TO BOWLING ALLEY: " DO you have 12 pound balls?...."
TO BUTCHER: "Do you have pig's feet? Where the h**l do you get shoes!"
TO EXIT PROGRAM, TURN OFF COMPUTER. - Sharedata
TO GET AWAY FROM HAIRY APES, LADIES JUMP FROM FIRE ESCAPES.
TO HELL WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE who don't love humanity as much as I do
TO HELL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct
TO have an AMIGA is fine, To emit to it, "is DEVINE"!!!!
TO: John Hinkley.  "Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster" -- Reagan
TOAC: Turn Off Air Conditioner
TOAD - (n). What happens to an illegally parked frog
TOASTER.COM - Insert bread in drive A: Press any key.
TOBAL                 There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG                  This Oughta Be Good
TODAY'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY! HAVE YOU GOT ALL PRESENTS YET?
TOE : A parent's sensor for finding childrens' toys in dark rooms.
TOE:  Device for finding furniture in the dark
TOFLY: on a late model Olds 442.
TOG: Take Out Garbage
TOG: Time Out, Graduate
TOGETH  Musicians do it with feeling.
TOGG'S LAW OF ABSENCE When you do things right, nobody will be there to see it
TOH: Take Operator Hostage
TOKYO (Reuter) - Japan, a land famed for sudden fads, has a new craze -- "The Virtual Pet."
TOM 1.1 - Tagline-O-Matic  (c) 1993 Mike Zier
TOM Cat virus found.....Mouse.com deleted !!!
TOM SERVO!  ART CROW!  SHEILA MCGYPSY! -- Joel Robinson
TOM SERVO! ART CROW! SHEILA MCGYPSY! - Joel
TOM: HEY! It's a 21 TERD salute!
TOMB, n.  The House of Indifference.
TOMBSTONE SLIGHTLY USED.  Sell cheap.  Weil's Curiosity Shop
TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes!
TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELED, DUE TO AN ERROR NOTED ELSEWHERE
TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELED, DUE TO AN ERROR NOTED ELSEWHERE TOMORROW, TODAY!
TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY and I hope it's not a day like this one
TOMORROW, TODAY!
TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
TONIGHT at 20:00 hours, Happy Hour at Quarks!
TONIGHT! - MUD WRESTLING!! - Major Kira  verses  Lt.Commander Ivanova
TONITE AT 25:30 HOURS - VOLE RACING AT QUARKS! - (Don't tell Odo!)
TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??
TONYA HARDING DOLL: Assault and Battery Sold Separat
TONYA HARDING does it with a baton.
TOO  +++uC++  $ex  A((ecT$  YOUr  eye$ig++T
TOO LATE, BRAD DISCOVERED 'SQUID BE GONE'
TOO MUCH CPU-POWER DETECTED! RUN WINDOWS TO SLOW DOWN!
TOO: Turn On/off Operator
TOON-TANG:  Wanting to have sex with a cartoon character
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies
TOP SECRET MESSAGE!  BURN BEFORE READING!
TOP SECRET This message will self destruct in 5 seconds!!!
TOP SECRET! DO NOT READ BELOW THIS LINE!
TOP SECURITY CLEARANCE REQUIRED. BURN BEFORE READING
TOP TEN Methods to Kill your 'X' 9. Sniper attack from atop Tall Building
TOP: Trap OPerator
TOPOLOGISTS do in on rubber sheets.
TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed. -- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery
TOPSHELF CONFUSION
TOR between two lovers - Tom sings about Tor Johnson
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1994 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
TORY: Those Other Reform Yuks!
TOS           The Original Series
TOS + 6 Movies + TNG = 8, so DS9 is #9.
TOS = Red Shirt; TNG = Ensign; DSN = Runabout; VOY = Harry Kim
TOS, TAS, TMP, TWOK, TSFS, TVH, TFF, TUC, TNG, DS9 ??
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TNG,TVH,TFF,TUC,DSN,???,VOY
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
TOS: Trash Operating System
TOUCAN SAM SNUFFS IT! - Cereal Killing Spree Continues!
TOUCH THIS FACE!!!
TOUGH LOVE(n): choke chains
TOURIST SEASON! DOES that mean we can shoot them?
TOURIST(n):what you call a pretty girl in Vancouver.
TOURISTS: People taking training classes just to get a break
TOW: Take Over World
TOWEL -- Don't leave home without it!
TOYOTA      - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
TOYOTA      - Toyauto
TOYOTA: By the same great guys who attacked Pearl Harbor!
TOYS JUST GET BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER, AINT IT FUN?
TP Curse:May the face of Bob walk your dreams
TP for my bonghole!--Beavis
TP for my bunghole! --Beavis/Cornholio
TP> "Do you recall what P.T. Barnum said about suckers?" -- Scully
TPD: Terminal Printer Destruct
TPD: Total Program Diagnostic
TPD: Triple Pack Decimal
TPDH: Tell Programmer to Do it Himself
TPF: Turn Power oFf
TPN: Turn Power oN
TPO: Turn Power Off
TPR: Tear PapeR
TPS * Yes, my son, a 10 meg hard drive was once really big
TPTB                  The Powers That Be
TPTB - The sound the roadrunner makes with his tongue
TPTB define "canon" as: this week's episode
TPTB: The Powers That Be
TR had a Bully Pulpit; FDR had a fireside; Bill Clinton has MTV
TR makes TV, TV published by 3D.  Say that 10 times fast
TR: Turn into Rubbish
TRA: Te Rdls Arvs [type ridiculous abbreviations]
TRACK RUNNER WHO TRIPS: RUNTIME ERROR
TRACKBALL:  A heavier, harder type of tetherball.
TRACKS IN THE SAND by PETER DRAGGIN.
TRADEWARS 2002:  Some people's only reason to own a modem or to live.
TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY
TRAIN!  EVERYBODY OFF THE TRACKS! -- Blindside
TRAINEES do it as practice.
TRAITOR (n.): A person winning an argument with a liberal.
TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it in the air.
TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it over a net
TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it swinging from bars.
TRAMPOLINE ACROBATS do it under the big top
TRAMPOLINIST: Someone whose life is full of ups and downs
TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED
TRANSECT(n): when a Baptist marries a Methodist
TRANSISTOR: A nun after a sex change.
TRANSPORT supports it.
TRANSSEXUALS do it right eventually.
TRANSVESTITE: A man who wants to eat, drink and be Mary.
TRANSVESTITES do it dressed.
TRAP XXXX       ERRCD=XXXX  ERACC=XXXX  ERLIM=XXXXXXXX
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
TRAPPED IN CHAT BY THE KITTYCAT FROM HELL!!  Story at 11!
TRC eht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
TRD: TRansfer and Drop bit
TRDMC           Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TRE-MEN-DOUS COSMIC POWER!!!...itsy-bitsy living space!  -The Genie
TREE MEN do it in more crotches than anyone else.
TREE:  Something shaken to see what files will fall out
TREK is a crossdresser. TREK is a crossdresser. TREK is a crossdresser.
TREK wisdom:  Runabouts have the life expectency of a redshirt
TREKIE %JH3 TAGFILES
TREKKERS do it with warp drive!
TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN!
TRESPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED! (Sign at Kennedy homes)
TREWLY Narly peepul are cunsistantly wierd and HORABLE spelers!
TRE_MEN_DOUS COS_MIC PO_WER           itty bitty tagline.
TRIBBLE movie: Friday the 1,238,890,166,001,523,939th
TRIBBLE tune  "Just rolling along...
TRIBBLE,  cuddly ball of lint
TRIBBLE.DAT = *   TRIBBLE.ZIP = /   TRIBBLE.ARJ =
TRIBBLE:  cuddly ball of lint
TRIBBLE: TOS creature, small fuzzy, hates Klingons.
TRIBBLES IMITATING ANTS.********************************
TRIBBLES??... OH NO!!! I thought they were new toilet brushheads!!
TRIBBlE math is sexpoential.
TRIBIOLOGICAL ENGINEERS do it by using lubricants.
TRICHINOSIS(n):pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
TRICHINOSIS, n.  The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
TRICK QUESTION: What a man asks a street walker.
TRINITY: An odd way to promote unity.
TRIOLET:  poem frequently in need of a plumber
TRIUMPH     - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TRIUMPH     - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH     - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIVIA: IN "COURT MARTIAL" WHO WAS THE "PROSECUTER"?
TRIVIA: IN "ST II" KHAN WAS FOND OF QUOTING FROM
TRIVIA: In "Measure Of A Man", _____ is the prosecutor against Data?
TRIVIA: In which episode is Picard seen as a god ?
TRIVIA: Joan Collins portrayed this character.
TRIVIA: MAXIMUM GROSS WEIGHT OF THE ENTERPRISE IS? (TONS)
TRIVIA: WHAT WAS THE MAXIMUM SAFE CRUISING SPEED ...WARP?
TRIVIA: What alias did Harry Mudd use?
TRIVIA: What does O'Briens's wife do on DS9?
TRIVIA: What is Major Kira's proper Bajorian Name?
TRIVIA: What type of brain does Data have?
TRIVIA: Who introduced Jack and Beverly Crusher?
TROI senses it first. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
TROI:  How was your date with Data?  TASHA:  Insufficient Data
TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain!  RIKER: Glad you liked it!
TROI:How was your date with Data? YAR:Insufficient Data
TROLLEY-CAR
TROMBONE PLAYERS are constantly sliding it in and out.
TROMBONE PLAYERS do it faster.
TROMBONE PLAYERS do it in 7 positions
TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with slide action finger control.
TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with slide oil
TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with their "F" attachment.
TROMBONE PLAYERS have something that's always long and hard.
TROMBONE PLAYERS slide it in and out.
TROMBONE PLAYERS use more positions.
TRQ: To Read Queue.  Also VTRQ "Virtual To Read Queue".
TRS-80 * The Best 8-bit Computer Ever Built!
TRUCE, n.  Friendship.
TRUCK DRIVERS carry bigger loads.
TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road.
TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.   
TRUCK and TESTICLE - Now there's a men's magazine!
TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.
TRUCKERS have bigger loads.   
TRUCKERS have moving experiences.
TRUE CE alignments put Heads of Force in kids' marble bags.
TRUE multitasking-playing Doom while cooking breakfast on the Pentium.
TRUE! Heavy metal group MEGADEATH just won the Doris Day award!
TRUETYPETRUETYPETRUETYPETRUETYPETRUETYPETRUETYPETRUETYPE
TRUMP does it with cash.
TRUMPET PLAYERS blow hard.
TRUMPET PLAYERS blow the best
TRUMPET PLAYERS can't do it!
TRUMPETERS blow hard
TRUST ME!--I work for the government!
TRUST NO ONE. --Deep Throat. Trust me. -zf- Doh! --Homer Simpson.
TRUST NO-ONE. BELIEVE NOTHING
TRUST me I am a POLITICIAN
TRUST me, @FN@. Would *I* lie to you?
TRUTH - An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance
TRUTH HAS A WAY OF DEMEANING EVERYONE, EVEN THE REDEEMED
TRUTH IS THE BURDEN I CARRY - ARISTOTLE : LYING GIT - PLATO
TRUTH, n.  An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance.
TRUTH.TXT not found. Impeach CLINTON.COM (Y/n)?
TRUTH.VER cross-linked w/CLINTON.LIE: LIMBAUGH.EXE to fix.
TRUTH: Backup files are never complete.
TRUTH: Stranger than fiction, but not as popular.
TRUTH: Things go right just so they can go wrong.
TRUTHFUL, adj.  Dumb and illiterate.
TRY 'PLATO', THE NEW GREEK WASHING UP LIQUID
TRYING TO PLEASE WOMEN NEVER WORKS.  NEITHER DOES IGNORING THEM.  
TS FOR LESS
TS-430S - The best HF radio ever made!
TSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAITSAI
TSE (The SemWare Editor) -- So FAST, it leaves RUBBER on your desk!
TSE, the do it your way editor.
TSFTIORCA:  The Society For The Invention Of Really Complicated Acronyms
TSH: Trap Secretary and Halt
TSM: Trap Secretary and Mount
TSR = (T)rashes (S)ystem (R)andomly
TSR = Terminate Security Regime
TSR = Terminate, Stall, Reboot!
TSR's last book: Player's Guide to kill bad DMs!
TSR's!!!!!   Bah! Humbug!
TSR:  Trashes System Randomly.
TSR: Terminate and Scramble Ram
TSR: Terminate, Stall, Reboot!
TSR: Trash System Randomly
TSR= [T]rashes [S]ystem [R]andomly
TSRs are the instruments of Cthulhu.
TST: Trash System Tracks
TSUNAMI: (n) A REAL big Blue Wave.
TSZ: Thus Spake Zarathustra
TT%CN: TeleType \(em Clunk Noise
TT%EKB: TeleType \(em Electrify KeyBoard
TT> I am looking for Tags related to money or paying bills......any
TT> suggestions ??
TT>I _desperately_ (!!!) need some moderator and Startrek taglines! If
TTA - Tagline Thieves of America (member since 1990)
TTA: Try, Try Again
TTBOMK                To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTEkozVyPFh
TTFN                  Ta Ta For Now
TTFN                  Ta Ta For Now
TTFN:  Thank Thor Friday Nears!
TTFN; Ta Ta For Now
TTIHLIC: Try To Imagine How Little I Care
TTITT: Turn 2400 foot Tape Into Two 1200 foot Tapes
TTL4N                 That's The Lot For Now
TTL: Tap Trunk Line
TTL: Time To Logoff
TTMFITT method: (T)hrow (T)he (M)(F) (I)n (T)he (T)rash
TTMS            Talk (TYPE) To Me Soon
TTSF, Truth Through Superior Firepower
TTTT; To tell the truth.
TTTTTTTTTTT: My T key is stuck.
TTTTTTTT| HHHH|  HHH| EEEEEEEEE|   SSSSS|   PPPPPPPP|  III|   SSSSS|
TTUL                  Talk To You Later
TTYL            Talk (or Type) To You Later
TTYL(A): Talk (or Type) To You Later (Alligator)
TTYL, Will in Sunny Tucson, Arizona
TTYL-Talk (or Type) To You Later
TTYL.... FIRST
TTYL: Talk To Your Lover.
TTYL: Tender-Tush, Your Lover.
TTYL; Talk to you later.
TTYRS         Talk To You Real Soon?
TTell us again about the end of the world, Socko! - Beavis
TThe 2nd Amendment is NOT a permit to be issued by the police!
TThe longer the title, the less important the job
TThe river speaks. Corn listens. Potatos merely observe
TThheerree''ss aann EEcchhoo iinn hheerree.
TThis Tagline iz sslighhtly ouut of focus.
TThis recipe iz sslighhtly ouut of focus.
TThis taglin iz sslighhtly ouut of cofus.
TUBA PLAYERS do it deeper.
TUBA PLAYERS do it with big horns
TUBA PLAYERS have the biggest instruments.
TUBA PLAYERS usually do it on one and three.
TUBAS do it deeper
TUC           The Undiscovered Country
TUMOR: An extra pair.
TUMOR: Number of beers yew can drink after last call.
TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP.. to quote Opus' first words.
TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP...  Opus's first words
TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMPto quote Opus's first words...
TURING == Totally Useless, Really Ignorant, No Good
TURKISH MINERALS: ASA MINER(l)
TURKISH: Yeni Yilnizi Kutar, saadetler dilerim
TURN OFF YOUR CAT & SPEAK DIRECTLY INTO YOUR POWER SAW
TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!! - Dot
TURTLE LIPS:  Not just for breakfast anymore
TV "Truth" - If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
TV - Chewing gum for the eyes
TV - Radio without the imagination.
TV - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.
TV Agent -- customization, details, timeliness -- 130+ TVRO channels
TV BATMAN - West in Peace
TV ChalkZone: Good Drawings vs. Bad Drawings (2000)
TV DINNER: Food that tastes like it was prepared by the TV repairman.
TV DINNER: Food that tastes like it was prepared by the TV repairman.
TV EVANGALISTS do more than lay people
TV Evangelists:  The pro wrestlers of religion
TV FREE MARS - PPG and Terrorist Appreciation Kit sold separately.
TV Guide : the liberal's definition of serious reading
TV High School students look thirty years old.
TV How am I DOOM ][-ing?  Dial 1-900-BFG-9000.
TV How do you spell excellent 3D action game?  D-O-O-M
TV I blame DOOM ][ for these rings under my eyes
TV I have seen the future of gaming and its name is DOOM ][.
TV I used to have a life.  Now I have DOOM ][.
TV I'd rather be playing DOOM ][!
TV In 1994, I was sure that the world was DOOM-ed.
TV Is DOOM ][ better than Sex?  On the next Geraldo
TV MegaArmor/SuperCharge/BFG9000 * What more could a person ask for?
TV Mercenaries Wanted * Apply at:  Union Aerospace Corporation, Phobos
TV No Sir, I didn't get it done.  I was in DEATHMATCH mode
TV Play DOOM ][ by Modem?  E-mail me and let's rock n' roll!
TV Problem with DOOM ][?  End of the line is WAAAY back there.
TV REPAIRMEN do it in SYNC.
TV REPAIRMEN do it with a vertical hold
TV REPAIRMEN do it with their tubes.
TV Radio without the imagination.
TV Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDCLEVem!
TV Space aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV TRUTH:  Kid's rooms are always spotless.
TV TRUTH: "Real men" can punch a hole in a car window.
TV TRUTH: Kid's rooms are always spotless.
TV TRUTH: Nobody ever needs to use the bathroom.
TV TRUTH: Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly
TV TRUTH: People sit only on one side of the dinner table.
TV TRUTH: The murderer always hides in the back seat.
TV Too much DOOM ][:  You fire a Rocket into Dark rooms.
TV Too much DOOM ][:  You've started to side step into rooms.
TV Too much DOOM ][:  Your clock seems to be fast.
TV Too much DOOM ][:  Your coffee has frozen.
TV Too much DOOM ][:  Your fingers start to shake.
TV Truth # 1: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth # 2: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
TV Truth # 3: Aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth # 4: All alien races look like deformed humans.
TV Truth # 5: All Asians know karate.
TV Truth # 6: All Brits are classy and all Frenchmen are jerks.
TV Truth # 7: All cars will explode when wrecked.
TV Truth # 8: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
TV Truth # 9: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
TV Truth #01 - If ya can't dooda time, don't dooda crime - Tony Beretta
TV Truth #01: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth #02: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
TV Truth #03: Aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth #04: All alien races look like deformed humans.
TV Truth #05: All Asians know karate.
TV Truth #06: All Brits are classy and all Frenchmen are jerks.
TV Truth #07: All cars will explode when wrecked.
TV Truth #08: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
TV Truth #09: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
TV Truth #1 - If ya can't dooda time, don't dooda crime - Tony Beretta
TV Truth #105: Car tires squeal on dirt roads.
TV Truth #10: Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
TV Truth #11: Butt, Crap, and Boob are cuss words.
TV Truth #12: Car tires squeal on dirt roads.
TV Truth #13: Cartoon characters don't die.
TV Truth #14: Court cases are all solved with a suprise witness.
TV Truth #15: Crime pays; sell your story to the movie-of-the-week.
TV Truth #16: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
TV Truth #17: Explosions in space make noise.
TV Truth #18: Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
TV Truth #19: Global corporations set up their HQ in small towns.
TV Truth #1: Explosions in space make noise.
TV Truth #2 - Nobody said life was fair - Jimmy Carter
TV Truth #20: Good guys always live forever.
TV Truth #21: Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
TV Truth #22: Good guys are always good looking.
TV Truth #23: Good guys can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
TV Truth #24: Good guys live forever.
TV Truth #25: Happiness is boring.
TV Truth #26: Haunted houses are never locked.
TV Truth #27: High School students look thirty years old.
TV Truth #28: Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.
TV Truth #29: If a car flips over, it always bursts into flames.
TV Truth #2: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
TV Truth #3 - "And that's the way it is" - Walter Cronkite
TV Truth #30: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
TV Truth #31: If there's a thunderstorm, someone will be murdered.
TV Truth #32: If women have breasts, they're hookers.
TV Truth #33: In a soap, everything happens to the same 20 people.
TV Truth #34: Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
TV Truth #35: Kids' rooms are always spotless.
TV Truth #36: Life is a measure of popularity.
TV Truth #37: Love conquers all obstacles.
TV Truth #38: Martial artists never get killed by bullets.
TV Truth #39: Mothers actually worry about brands of peanut butter.
TV Truth #3: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
TV Truth #40: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
TV Truth #41: No one does housework, but all homes are clean.
TV Truth #42: No one has trouble finding parking spots in a hurry.
TV Truth #43: No soap opera perfect relationship will ever last.
TV Truth #44: Only Archie Bunker and Fred Sanford use the restroom.
TV Truth #45: Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
TV Truth #46: People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
TV Truth #47: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
TV Truth #48: People sit on only one side of the dinner table.
TV Truth #49: Psychos never kill teens who are virgins.
TV Truth #4: All cars will explode when wrecked.
TV Truth #50: Scary music always precedes tragedy.
TV Truth #51: Small towns always have hospitals and colleges.
TV Truth #52: Teenagers can access any computer using their PC's.
TV Truth #53: The murderer always hides in the backseat.
TV Truth #54: Women always have to be rescued.
TV Truth #55: Women always vacuum the house wearing pearls.
TV Truth #56: Yeast infections are a topic of casual conversation.
TV Truth #57: Bad guys make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys.
TV Truth #58: Explosions in empty space *HAPPEN*.
TV Truth #59: Good guys always win and get the girl.
TV Truth #5:  Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
TV Truth #60: Good guys are always outnumbered.
TV Truth #61: Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
TV Truth #62: Good guys don't take drugs.
TV Truth #63: Good guys live forever, no matter how badly they're hurt.
TV Truth #64: Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
TV Truth #65: If it isn't hand-hammered, it's not the real thing.
TV Truth #66: SF shows all intelligent beings are humanoid.
TV Truth #67: Something violent must happen in the first 15 seconds.
TV Truth #68: Spinning tires on sand always creates a screech.
TV Truth #69: Undercover cops are too good to be spotted.
TV Truth #6: In a soap, everything happens to the same 20 people.
TV Truth #7: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
TV Truth #7: Car tires squeal on dirt roads.
TV Truth:  "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth:  A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
TV Truth:  A running woman will trip and fall.
TV Truth:  Aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth:  All Asian people know some type of Martial Art.
TV Truth:  All Asians know  karate.
TV Truth:  All Britishers are classy, all Frenchmen jerks.
TV Truth:  All alien intelligent beings are humanoid.
TV Truth:  All alien races look like deformed humans.
TV Truth:  All cars will explode when wrecked.
TV Truth:  All husbands are less intelligent than their wives.
TV Truth:  All husbands are wife-beaters.
TV Truth:  All men are evil.
TV Truth:  All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
TV Truth:  Anyone can jump through a plate glass window
TV Truth:  Babies age five times as fast as their parents
TV Truth:  Butt, Crap and Boob are cuss words.
TV Truth:  Car tires squeal on dirt roads.
TV Truth:  Cartoon characters don't die.
TV Truth:  Computers know EVERYTHING, and they NEVER crash.
TV Truth:  Court cases are all solved with a suprise witness.
TV Truth:  Drinking beer attracts beautiful females ...
TV Truth:  Every small town has a college and a hospital.
TV Truth:  Everyone Wins in Las Vegas.
TV Truth:  Everyone knows how to pick a lock with only one tool.
TV Truth:  Explosions in empty space *HAPPEN*.
TV Truth:  Explosions in space make noise.
TV Truth:  Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
TV Truth:  Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
TV Truth:  Good guys are always good looking.
TV Truth:  Good guys are always outnumbered.
TV Truth:  Good guys live forever, no matter how badly their hurt.
TV Truth:  Good guys live forever.
TV Truth:  Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
TV Truth:  Happiness is boring.
TV Truth:  Haunted houses are never locked.
TV Truth:  High School students look thirty years old.
TV Truth:  Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.
TV Truth:  If a car flips over, it always bursts into flames.
TV Truth:  If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
TV Truth:  If being stalked in your house, one should run upstairs.
TV Truth:  If it isn't hand-hammered, it's not the real thing.
TV Truth:  If women have breasts, they're hookers.
TV Truth:  If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.
TV Truth:  In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
TV Truth:  International companies set up their HQ in small towns.
TV Truth:  Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
TV Truth:  Kids rooms are always spotless.
TV Truth:  Life is a measure of popularity.
TV Truth:  Love conquers all obstacles.
TV Truth:  Martial artists never get killed by bullets.
TV Truth:  Massive Overkill saves the day - Darkwood
TV Truth:  Mothers actually worry about brands of peanut butter.
TV Truth:  Movies BASED on true stores are MADE UP.
TV Truth:  Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
TV Truth:  No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
TV Truth:  No one EVER locks a car when they get out of it.
TV Truth:  No one does housework, but all homes are clean.
TV Truth:  No one has trouble finding parking spots in a hurry.
TV Truth:  No soap opera "perfect relationship" will ever last.
TV Truth:  Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
TV Truth:  One sentence from a beautiful woman can de-roof a bar.
TV Truth:  Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
TV Truth:  People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
TV Truth:  People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
TV Truth:  People on the news blink a lot.
TV Truth:  People sit on one side of the dinner table.
TV Truth:  Psychos never kill teens who are virgins.
TV Truth:  Real Men can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth:  Rich people are unhappy.
TV Truth:  SF shows all intelligent beings are humanoid.
TV Truth:  Scary music always precedes tragedy.
TV Truth:  Soap Opera small towns always have hospitals and colleges.
TV Truth:  Something violent must happen in the first 15 seconds.
TV Truth:  Space aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth:  Spinning tires on sand always creates a screech.
TV Truth:  Teenagers can access any computer by using their PC's.
TV Truth:  Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in a grotesque way
TV Truth:  The "Good Guys" are the only ones with a sense of humor.
TV Truth:  The group ALWAYS splits up to look for the alien.
TV Truth:  The last 5 min. of any show will be 20 min. with commercials.
TV Truth:  The murderer always hides in the back seat.
TV Truth:  The police are smart.
TV Truth:  Ugly people are ALWAYS the bad guys.
TV Truth:  Whenever there's a thunderstorm, someone will be murdered.
TV Truth:  Women NEVER do housework but the houses are ALWAYS clean.
TV Truth:  Women always have to be rescued.
TV Truth:  Women always vacuum the house wearing pearls.
TV Truth:  Yeast infections are a topic of casual conversation.
TV Truth:  You can build a new house yourself.
TV Truth:  You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
TV Truth:  You only speak to the camera when spoken to first
TV Truth: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth: A 9mm pistol is a more powerful weapon than an AK-47.
TV Truth: A chop to the neck with the.
TV Truth: A running woman will trip and fall.
TV Truth: Aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth: All Asian people know some type of Martial Art.
TV Truth: All Asians know karate.
TV Truth: All Britishers are classy, all Frenchmen jerks.
TV Truth: All Brits are classy and all Frenchmen are jerks.
TV Truth: All alien intelligent beings are humanoid.
TV Truth: All alien races look like deformed humans.
TV Truth: All cars will explode when wreaked
TV Truth: All husbands are less intelligent than their wives.
TV Truth: All husbands are wife-beaters.
TV Truth: All men are evil.
TV Truth: All police killings are in self-defense
TV Truth: All prisoners are wearing ugly tatooes
TV Truth: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes.
TV Truth: Anyone can jump through a plate glass window.
TV Truth: Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
TV Truth: Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys
TV Truth: Butt, Crap, and Boob are cuss words.
TV Truth: Car tires squeal on dirt roads.
TV Truth: Cartoon characters don't die.
TV Truth: Computers know EVERYTHING, and they NEVER crash.
TV Truth: Court cases are all solved with a suprise witness.
TV Truth: Crime does pay, just sell your story to the movie-of-the-week.
TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
TV Truth: Every Englishman is classy, every Frenchmen a jerk
TV Truth: Every small town has a college and a hospital.
TV Truth: Everyone Wins in Las Vegas.
TV Truth: Everyone knows how to pick a lock with only one tool.
TV Truth: Everyone's rich in the U.S.A
TV Truth: Explosions in empty space *HAPPEN*.
TV Truth: Explosions in space always make noise.
TV Truth: Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
TV Truth: Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
TV Truth: Good guys always win and get the girl.
TV Truth: Good guys are always good looking.
TV Truth: Good guys are always outnumbered.
TV Truth: Good guys are the only ones with a sense of humor.
TV Truth: Good guys can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
TV Truth: Good guys don't take drugs.
TV Truth: Good guys live forever, no matter how badly their hurt.
TV Truth: Good guys live forever.
TV Truth: Good guys will only get shot in the arm or leg.
TV Truth: Happiness is boring.
TV Truth: Haunted houses are never locked.
TV Truth: High School students look thirty years old.
TV Truth: Housewives always wear dresses, heels, and aprons.
TV Truth: If a car flips over, it always bursts into flames.
TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
TV Truth: If being stalked in your house, one should run upstairs.
TV Truth: If it isn't hand-hammered, it's not the real thing.
TV Truth: If there's a thunderstorm, someone will be murdered.
TV Truth: If women have breasts, they're hookers.
TV Truth: If you are being stalked in your house, run upstairs.
TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
TV Truth: International companies set up their HQ in small towns.
TV Truth: Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
TV Truth: Kids rooms are always spotless.
TV Truth: Life is a measure of popularity.
TV Truth: Love conquers all obstacles.
TV Truth: Martial artists never get killed by bullets.
TV Truth: Mothers actually worry about brands of peanut butter.
TV Truth: Movies BASED on true stores are MADE UP.
TV Truth: Murders will always be accompanied by sinister music.
TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
TV Truth: No one EVER locks a car when they get out of it.
TV Truth: No one does housework, but all homes are clean.
TV Truth: No one has trouble finding parking spots in a hurry.
TV Truth: No soap opera perfect relationship will ever last.
TV Truth: Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
TV Truth: One sentence from a beautiful woman can de-roof a bar.
TV Truth: Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
TV Truth: People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
TV Truth: People on the news blink a lot.
TV Truth: People sit on one side of the dinner table.
TV Truth: People won't leave television for the *Internet!*
TV Truth: Police never wait for back-up
TV Truth: Real Men can punch a hole in a car window.
TV Truth: Rich people are unhappy.
TV Truth: SF shows all intelligent beings are humanoid.
TV Truth: Scary music always precedes tragedy.
TV Truth: Soap Opera small towns always have hospitals and colleges.
TV Truth: Something violent must happen in the first 15 seconds.
TV Truth: Space aliens are always immune to bullets.
TV Truth: Spinning tires on sand always creates a screech.
TV Truth: Teenagers can access any computer by using their PC's.
TV Truth: Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in a grotesque way
TV Truth: Television programming schedules are *brilliant!*
TV Truth: The "Good Guys" are the only ones with a sense of humor.
TV Truth: The group ALWAYS splits up to look for the alien / monster
TV Truth: The last 5 min. of any show will be 20 min. with commercials.
TV Truth: The murderer always hides in the backseat.
TV Truth: The police are smart.
TV Truth: There is a higher intelligence at work to solve your problems.
TV Truth: Ugly people are ALWAYS the bad guys.
TV Truth: Undercover cops are too good to be spotted.
TV Truth: Whenever there's a thunderstorm, someone will be murdered.
TV Truth: Women NEVER do housework but the houses are ALWAYS clean.
TV Truth: Women always have to be rescued.
TV Truth: Women always vacuum the house wearing pearls.
TV Truth: Yeast infections are a popular topic
TV Truth: Yeast infections are a popular topic of casual conversation.
TV Truth: Yeast infections are a popular topic.
TV Truth: Yeast infections are a topic of casual conversation.
TV Truth: You *CAN* get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
TV Truth: You can build a new house yourself.
TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
TV Truth: You only speak to the camera when spoken to first
TV Try the *latest* in PhobosWear.  Open midriff optional!
TV Why sleep when you can DOOM ][!
TV You're an INFORMANT?  Nice try, but this is DOOM ][!  >BLAM!<
TV addict who grumbles when disturbed:  grouch potato.
TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket.
TV be some medium; anythin' well done be rare.  Cheeeiit.
TV casualty
TV court cases are all solved with a suprise witness.
TV doesn't make $ence.  They are out to make dollar$.
TV getting dull? Turn it upside down
TV is a crutch for people who can't afford drugs.
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
TV is a medium because it is seldom well done.
TV is a medium; anything well done is rare.
TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.   -- Frank Lloyd Wright
TV is like a steak   -   a medium rarely well-done
TV made me do it.
TV news anchors do it every night.
TV repairmen do it with a vertical hold.
TV set has gone to the test pattern
TV truth--good guys always live forever.
TV truth: All jockeys are midgets
TV truth: Churches are always open, 24 hours every day
TV truth: Churches give music lessons on the organ
TV truth: Churches have organ music playing all the time
TV truth: Dogs always make silly wimpering noises
TV truth: Explosions in space always make noise.
TV truth: Good guys always live forever.
TV truth: Old, homeless men wear long, grey coats
TV truth: Young people are never homeless. Only old men are
TV truth:Any non-Judeo-Xtian place of worship is a "temple" or "ashram"
TV"I wouldn't leave if I were you.  DOS is much worse." - DOOM ][
TV's Famous Last Words:  "Be careful out there."
TV's Famous Last Words:  "Book him Dano."
TV's Famous Last Words:  "Is anyone down there...?"
TV's Famous Last Words: "Book him Dano."
TV's Famous Last Words: Be careful out there.
TV's Famous Last Words: Book him Dano.
TV's Famous Last Words: Is anyone down there...?
TV's Frank - This one's for you! - Crow
TV's Frank is an agent?! - Crow
TV's biggest problem is killing time between commercials.
TV, Ieacetof
TV, a medium rarely well done.
TV, or not TV:  That is the question.
TV-- that big, plastic, remote-controlled, cat warmer.  --  josh wilson
TV-AM, you jerk! IT'S TV-AM
TV. Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
TV. Just got a new big screen TV for my boyfriend...GREAT TRADE!
TV: Radio without the imagination.
TV?  That's the thing that looks like a computer monitor?
TVA mind is a terrible thing toTVOOOOH, DOOM ][ is here!
TVBS3, the network for likely taglines.
TVCASTLE WOLFENSTEIN:  Kiddie Trainer for DOOM ][!
TVCASTLE WOLFENSTEIN:  Kiddie Trainer for DOOM ][!
TVCastle Wolfenstein 3D - training course for DOOM ][!
TVComing Soon - DOOM ]I[:  What The Hell?
TVDOOM ][ - Destroy Opponents Over Modem
TVDOOM ][ - Forget Disney WorldTVI'm going to Hell!
TVDOOM ][ - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!
TVDOOM ][ D We Must get together for a Death matcTV@#$^!:"{..SPLAT!
TVDOOM ][ DEATHMATCH MODE:  Reach out and KILL someone!
TVDOOM ][ Tip:  Look out!  There's a demon behind you!
TVDOOM ][ is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id)
TVDOOM ][ unto others as they DOOM ][ unto you.
TVDOOM ][:  "It's a chain saw.  I always carry one for emergencies."
TVDOOM ][:  "NIGHTMARE" MODE - Where NOTHING stays dead for long.
TVDOOM ][:  2368 Enemies in 27 Levels * Nothing to Sneeze at!
TVDOOM ][:  Ammo!  Ammo!  I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
TVDOOM ][:  Don't trust anything that moves - kill it instead.
TVDOOM ][:  He who laughs last probably has the most ammo.
TVDOOM ][:  If you hit every time, the target's too near.
TVDOOM ][:  If your enemy is in range, so are you.
TVDOOM ][:  Killing Alien Monsters was never so much fun.
TVDOOM ][:  Map of Hell included.  It's good to know where you're going.
TVDOOM ][:  May your shotgun never be empty.
TVDOOM ][:  Not just a spectators sport.
TVDOOM ][:  Not recommended for children of any age.
TVDOOM ][:  See you in hell.
TVDOOM ][:  When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000!
TVDOOM ][:  Where going to HELL is actually fun.
TVDOOM ][:  Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle.
TVDOOM ][:  Where the sanest placeTVis behind a trigger.
TVDOOM ][: Ammo!  Ammo!  I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
TVDOOM ][: He who laughs last probably has the most ammo
TVDamn - I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAIN GUN!
TVF TALENT - TV's Frank, Talent Agent
TVH           The Voyage Home
TVI? What TVI?
TVO: Type Various Obscenities
TWA             The Wrong Airline.
TWA - Teeny Weeny Airline
TWA - Third World Airlines
TWA - Two Wing Airplane
TWA - What a joke!
TWA: Takeoff With Another
TWA: Time-Waste Airlines
TWA: Travel With Arabs
TWA: Try Walk Across
TWA: Try With Another
TWAIN: Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWEETIE BIRD - I *Knew* I Taw a Puddy Tat
TWEETY: on a yello 57 Thunderbird.
TWELVE STEP MAN - Tom's super hero
TWENNY-TWENNY-TWENNYFOUR HOURS TO GO - WANNA BE CIVILIAN!!!
TWICE, adv.  Once too often.
TWINS---Womb mates.
TWIT.DAT = 16 Megs? No wonder I never get any mail!
TWIT.LST filled to capacity, there's nobody left to talk!
TWIT: Person who knows everything & gets straight F's.
TWIT: Thoughtful, Witty, Intelligent & Truthful!
TWMM: Motives are rarely unselfish.
TWO 50-yard lines, double your fun!
TWO METER OPERATORS do it with very high frequency.
TWO THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL. HYDROGEN AND STUPIDITY
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises
TWiT BBS - im herZen von twiTstadT. CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!
TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your
TXT2MSG 2.42u (unregistered)
TYF: Trust Your Feelings
TYHO #002: "Sorry, I just broke the hard, colorful disk!"
TYHO #006: "This floppy disk makes a great Frisbee!"
TYHO #016: "Floppy disks in the toaster light up cool!"
TYHO #027: "Oops! Sorry I picked up the phone!"
TYHO #046: "This disk is bent. I put it on the heater."
TYHO #081: "Floppy disks don't burn very well, do they?"
TYHO #083: "I touched the computer & a big spark jumped!"
TYHO #103: "I can't make the foot pedal work!"
TYHO #104: "Oops! My pop spilled in the computer!"
TYHO #149: "Why won't this floppy disk fold right?"
TYHO #159: "This disk was dirty, so I washed it."
TYHO #195: "Why'd the nuker quit with the disk in it?"
TYHO #230: "Look! A frozen floppy disk!"
TYHO #253: "My magnet won't pick up this floppy disk!"
TYHO #256: "Floppy disks make cool coasters!"
TYHO #278: "Ewwww! Floppy disks taste awful!"
TYHO #298: "My pancake won't fit in the floppy drive!"
TYHO #307: "The dog ate the disk with your .REP packet!"
TYHO #308: "What does this big red button do?"
TYHO #340: "I put this disk on a light bulb!"
TYHO #354: "I turned off the computer while you napped."
TYHO #367: "What does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?"
TYLENOL.COM not found, Operator temporarily haulted!!
TYNH � "Actually, I can't stand peaches." - Glenn Brensin
TYNH � "Dan, I've taken a job with Exec-PC" - John Schmid
TYNH � "I love Windows!" - Joe Siegler
TYNH � "I really don't care where the comma goes."-Scot T
TYNH � "I'm switching to OS/2" - Terry Herrin
TYNH � "I'm switching to Wildcat Software" - Dan Linton
TYNH � "I'm working for Epic now" - Joe Siegler
TYNH � "Windows is the only OS I'll ever need" - Joe Sieg
TYPE Story.txt YOURSELF, I'M BUSY FORMATING A HARD DRIVE!
TYPE:  DOS function to read docs.  Used only in emergencies.
TYPESETTERS do it between periods
TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS SHOUTING!!! (Cool it.)
TYPISTS do it in triplicate.   
TYPOGRAPHERS do it to the letter
TYPOGRAPHERS do it with tight kerning
TYPOS: correct all you want. I'll make more!Tax the churches! --Zappa.
TYRES: Flatfahrts
TYS           Told Ya So
TYVM                  Thank You Very Much
Ta Da Da Daaaaa! I'm Stupendous Man! -Calvin (& Hobbes)
Ta Da!  Bat dog!
Ta Ta till next time #(:)o - Crow's column
Ta m�re elle essaie de formater ses CD!
Ta m�re � hollywood sur le dos d'un BatMan
Ta'hell with it, lets just shoot - Tom
Ta-@LN@-Gor
Ta-Sardar-Gor
Ta-da! The Pink-Wonder is ready for action! - Pinky
TaH pagh taHbe'-- Hamlet Act III, scene i (To be, or not to be)
Tab Hunter hunting down people that don't pay their tabs
Tab Hunter was Troy Donahue at one time - Tom
Tab Hunter was Troy Donahue at one time... -- Tom Servo
Tab is just a spectre in this film - Crow
Tab to the next Promise
Tab to your Indenets.
Tabasco: a gateway drug for Chile-Heads.
Tabasco: hmmm, tangy... I thought it was supposed to be hot?
Tabitha Soren: redheaded love goddess or omen of the Apocalypse?
Table manners are for men who have nothing better to do !
Tablet - a small table
Tablet............ A small table.
Tablet:  A small table...
Tabloid:  A newspaper with a permanent crime wave
Tac-Tics:  Breath mints for dyslexics.
TacTics = candy for dyslexics.
Tachyon Modem -- comes in apricot, mauve, and chartreuse.
Tachyon detection grid: Federation no-parking area for Romulan ships
Tachyons do it after afterplay.
Tachyons do it before foreplay.
Tack that up in triplicate. - Col. Potter to Radar
Tackett the brown-nosed user
Tacking the wind???...Nah!!...Reversing Doctrines
Tacky holidays to you
Taco Bell Grandee: Taco's owner.
Taco Bell Laboratories: where UNIX programmers eat out
Taco Bell did NOT write "Canon in D".
Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
Taco Bell is *NOT* a phone company
Taco Bell is *NOT* a phone company.
Taco Bell is *Not* a Mexican phone company!
Taco Bell is NOT a phone company, but it should be
Taco Bell is NOT a phone company.
Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company...
Taco Bell is _not_ a Mexican phone company!
Taco Bell is not the Mexican National Telephone Company
Taco Bell is not the Mexican phone company!
Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company.
Tacos don't get upset if you eat another taco, "Just for fun."
Tacos don't put frilly covers on the toilet seat so the lid won't stay up
Tacos don't say "That's okay, it doesn't have to be good for me."
Tacos don't use your razor on their legs
Tacos will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement, or seek custody of anything
Tacos won't ask you about your last lover, or speculate about your next one
Tact (n): The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Tact - changing the subject without changing the mind.
Tact consists in knowing how far to go too far. - Jean Cocteau
Tact consists of knowing how far to go too far.
Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. -- Jean Cocteau
Tact is a kind of mind- reading. - S.O.Jewett
Tact is for WEENIES!
Tact is for weenies.
Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someon
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tact is like wallpaper. It goes on better with a sledgehammer - Liche
Tact is remembering a lady's name and forgetting her age.
Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead of rubbing it in
Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy
Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's where you wish they were
Tact is the intelligence of the Heart
Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking.
Tact, (n): The unsaid part of what you are thinking.
Tact:  Describing others as they see themselves
Tact:  Knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tact:  Making a point without making an enemy
Tact:  Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tact:  The art of recognizing when to be big and when not to belittle.
Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Tact: Knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tact: Recalling a birthday but forgetting the age.
Tact: Remembering a lady's birthday; forgetting her age.
Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking
Tact: knowing how far to go too far.
Tact: making a point without making an enemy.
Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mouth shut
Tactical Intelligence Officer required. Apply c/o Station Deep Space 9
Tactical analysis, Mr. Data? - Picard
Tactics and wine, eh?  That sounds like Aahz. - Rupert
Tactics are real: move right or you die.
Tactics is what you do when there's something to do, strategy is what you do when there isn't. - Tartakower
Tactics:  Breath freshener for dyslexics
Tactics: Candy for dyslexics.
Tactics: breath freshener for dyslexics.
Tactless - yet rude. - Slappy
Tad infinitum: feels a bit like forever.
Tada. (I don't think anybody dusts under here.)
Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Tag - @FN@'s it!
Tag - @TOFIRST@'s it!
Tag - YOU's it!
Tag - Your it!  How childish
Tag Line Writer Required.  Apply within.
Tag Line Xpress support at your doorstep!
Tag Line Xpress, don't EMail without it!
Tag Line Xpress, don't leave home without it!
Tag Lines are irrelevent.
Tag Lines? What's a Tag Line????
Tag Ripping should be a sport
Tag Rule #1 One tagline per message (unless you can get away with more)
Tag Rule #2 Always steal more taglines than you'll need in ten
Tag Rule #3 Don't use offensive tags. It may upset the jerk reading this
Tag Rule #4 Always make sure your taglnes are spelt corectly!
Tag Rule #5 There are no rules when it comes to using taglines.
Tag Rule #6 There are no rules to using taglines except for rule #5.
Tag Rule #7 !senilgat esrever esu reveN
Tag Rule #8 Never use taglines that are too long to fit on one line
Tag Rule #9 Never write a whole message when just a tagline will do.
Tag Theives Inc.  Now accepting applications!
Tag cloaked, put a Loki Class Research Cruiser here for decloaking
Tag condom.  Used properly, protects against tag virii
Tag construction ahead.Reduce speed.Be prepared to stop
Tag disappeared? Ihh... there are Orions pirates here
Tag it!!
Tag less messages just look naked somehow
Tag line  continued from previous message
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag line absent-please try another B.B.S.
Tag line deleted, it was a crap one you've all seen before
Tag line dievery On de next Geraldo.  Yo' Man!!
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
Tag line thievery's fun ...On to the next Geraldo!
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
Tag line thieves and the women who love them ... On the next Geraldo!
Tag line under construction.
Tag line with five words
Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them.
Tag lines, Recipes, everywhere.  but not a Recipe to snag.
Tag lines, taglines, everywhere.  but not a tagline to steal.
Tag lite--a third less funny than a regular tag
Tag tag bo-bag, bananafana fo-fag, me my mo-mag, TAG!
Tag team:  A group of people thinking up taglines.
Tag under demolition. BLASTING AREA - NO CB'S
Tag your it - Darkwood
Tag!  You're it!
Tag! You're it! - Modo
Tag! Your it!
Tag's gone to heaven, so I gotta be good. So I can see my babeee
Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag!
Tag, you're it!
Tag, you're it, Tag, you're it, Tag you're it again, Tag, you're it no
Tag-O-Matic V.13 My tearline says wants to date ur tearline
Tag-O-Matic V.13F Internet Accounts available.... Ask for details
Tag-O-Matic now steals from JAM message bases!
Tag-X Pro ... don't Email without it!
Tag-X Pro steals Taglines..... not me!
Tag-X Pro v1.24� ---------- Look MOM I registered It
Tag-X Pro v1.40 Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X
Tag-X Pro, don't leave home without it!
Tag-X Pro: An essential component for the *joy* of Modeming!!
Tag-X Pro: Bringing database management to Taglines
Tag-X Professional support at your doorstep!
Tag-X Professional � Super shareware bargain
Tag-X Professional, don't leave home without it!
Tag-X Professional, the ultimate tagline manager!
Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X Tag-X
Tag-X and Blue Wave...Your 1 2 knockout punch for email!
Tag-X can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.
Tag-X steals Taglines.. not me!
Tag-X: An essential component for the *joy* of Modeming!!
Tag-line ! You're `it' !!!
Tag.  You're it!           (c) 1993, All Rights Reserved.
Tag... Yer it.
Tag..... You're it!
Tag.......quoi ?
Tag:  "pro-choice"-- see "lie."
Tag: Wait for further instructions
TagCupon: 50� off next purchase of a tag lines
TagDude 0.87 [Unregistered] with 14957345738972872864372052 taglines.
TagDude!  Now suggests taglines based on message content!
TagDude!  The BEST tagline program to have.  ;-)
TagFind 1.4: Free and available upon request.
TagGod no longer. Merely the Tagline King. - Jack Butler
TagLine Lite: Not as funny, but better for you
TagLine Ser.No.23459-(C) 1992,All rights reserved
TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved
TagLine Super Plus Pro Gold Expert II Version 1.00�
TagLine support contract for renewal. Ignore this if you've already paid
TagLine.Txt not found
TagLine: Hello From "The Festival City" Stratford, Ontario Canada
TagLines are a figment of your imagination.
TagLines are for the perpetually Bored.
TagLines are powerful, reliable and built to last.....
TagLines have no calories no cholesterol no nutrition
TagMan v1.0 [NR]  PICK ANY NOSTRIL TO CONTINUE
TagRule #1 One Tagline per message (unless you can get away with more).
TagRule #5 There are no rules when it comes to using Taglines.
TagRule #6 There are no rules to using Taglines except for rule #5.
TagRule #9 Never write a whole message when just a Tagline will do.
TagX Pro of Borg - "Your tagline will be assimilated."
TagX-Pro � Tagline management will NEVER be the same again!
Taga nemaMor' bid' bidne, al' sad nema
Tagalog - official language of the Taglines echo
Tagcrafters -- Taglines in about an hour
Tagectomy - next week on Operation, only on The Learning Channel.
Tageline - Nuke Barney from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.
Tagfile insult deleted. Better luck next time
Tagged in Fidorama.
Tagged you...Your it
Tagging along for the ride!
Tagging this tagged tagline... wait 30 sec's until it's ready
Tagito ergo sum  (I Tag, therefore I am).
Tagito, ergo sum.
Tagleinz unter alles
Tagless messages just look naked !!!!
Tagless messages just look naked somehow...
Tagless messages just look naked!
Taglifters will be prosecuted
Taglifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent!
Taglination...The art of transforming succinct aphorisms into useless drivel.
Tagline  for  the  blind  ::..::.  :..:..::::.:.:. :...:.::::..:.::
Tagline #27, See Appendix C, pg 245
Tagline #27@DY@63, pg 562, Appendix G
Tagline #7 �� Not just your average tag!
Tagline (C)1994. All rights reserved
Tagline (c) 1991. Unauthorized duplication prohibited!
Tagline (n) High Technology bumper sticker.
Tagline (n): 2) A hobby
Tagline (n): 3) Duh, whaddya think this is???
Tagline (n): High Technology bumper sticker.
Tagline - (n.) - Object that is used to give out my wisdom
Tagline - an excuse to forget your message
Tagline 1  I really miss Bluewave!
Tagline = Tags about taglines
Tagline Addicts should be flayed...... After they post
Tagline Author dies and this is his epithet
Tagline BAD.
Tagline BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE!
Tagline Bad or Missing  NO CARRIER
Tagline Beaters: Real tagline flavor without cholesterol
Tagline Bounty Hunter
Tagline Bumper Sticker: Honk if your SWIPER's working!
Tagline CENSORED for being too explicit.
Tagline Censorship: Good Taste In Small Doses
Tagline Chips! Betcha can't snag just one!
Tagline Cola - Refreshment in 75 characters or less.
Tagline Conference lurkers: on the next Geraldo.
Tagline Copy-Protection ON... klsmnfkej4no78yu348no7587623.`[[]0-
Tagline Disabled
Tagline ERROR:  Contact your System's Programmer
Tagline Echo - where men are men and sheep are nervous!
Tagline Echo Utility Kit 4. #########################
Tagline Empty:  Please order more!
Tagline Error -- Please contact the USS YATI
Tagline Error at 000H:13H4
Tagline Exempted...  #3252141e
Tagline Express makes life so EASY
Tagline For Sale CHEAP.   Send $20.00 to Bill Chalfant
Tagline For Sale CHEAP.   Send $20.00 to Cal Webster.
Tagline For Sale CHEAP.  Insert $1.00 into drive A:
Tagline Found. (N)ext (S)wipe (C)orrect grammar
Tagline Fu.  Three stars.  Joe Bob says check it out
Tagline Function Disabled
Tagline Gene Sequenced! ....AGTAGTAGTAGTAGTAGTA
Tagline Groups introduced!
Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In.
Tagline Hotel: Tags check in, but they *don't* check out!
Tagline II:  The Sequel
Tagline If you read it ... You're it!!
Tagline Infringement?  Sounds like an oxymoron
Tagline Infringement?  Sounds like an oxymoron <g>.
Tagline Inspected by No. 1,234,456
Tagline Installed - Reality Corrupted
Tagline Kit -> ABCdefGhiJklmNopQRStuvwXyZ,.?!:;'*[] and NO HI BIT!
Tagline Kit now available, in Regular, Super, and Stand!Back! styles
Tagline Kit: $19.95-Comes with letters and numbers
Tagline Kit: $19.95.  Complete with letters, numbers
Tagline License Plate #1:           PMS 666
Tagline License Plate #1: PMS 666
Tagline Lingerie, so sheer it shows your personality.
Tagline Lite -- A third less funny than a regular tagline.
Tagline Lite:  Not funny, but better for you
Tagline Lottery: ********** <-- Scratch here for prize
Tagline Lotto:           <- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline Lotto: ######### <=== Scratch here for Prize.
Tagline Lotto: ##########<- Scratch here to see if you win!
Tagline Lotto: **********<- Scratch here for prize
Tagline Lotto: 2222222222&lt;- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline Lotto: XXXXXXXXXX &lt;-- Scratch here for prize
Tagline Lotto: __________&lt;- Scratch here for prize.
Tagline Lotto: �try again�&lt;- Scratch here to reveal prize
Tagline Lotto: ��������� &lt;-scratch here!
Tagline Lotto: ����������
Tagline Lotto: ����������<- Scratch here for prize
Tagline Lotto: ����������  &lt;- Scratch here for prize
Tagline MADE IN USA (Assembled in Mexico)
Tagline NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED.
Tagline Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)teal one
Tagline Orphanage. All taglines loved and cared for
Tagline Out To Lunch.  Back in an hour.
Tagline Parking Lot: �������� �� � ������� �:Four Stolen!
Tagline Party overruns the Information Highway!  Film at 11!
Tagline Philosophy:  Don't type--swipe!
Tagline Police on patrol!!!! Only _originals_ allowed
Tagline Police!  Drop your carrier!  Okay!  NO CARRIER
Tagline Poor! Soak the Tagline Rich!
Tagline Quiz:  What is the dirtiest line ever said on television?
Tagline Readers, GET A LIFE!
Tagline Repairs: Make smart $1.25; Make funny $125
Tagline Seminar:  Overcoming your dependency.
Tagline Serial No. 10397 -- (C) 1999, All rights reserved
Tagline Sex:  Next on Geraldo!
Tagline Shoplifters will be Executed!
Tagline Stealing: Official sport of the AUTORACE echo.
Tagline Stealing: Official sport of the Tagline echo.
Tagline Subsystem down at this time.
Tagline Technology at work...     Do not disturb!
Tagline Theft - News at 11:00
Tagline Theft Guild Member
Tagline Theft isn't a crime, it's an art!
Tagline Theft: I know it's stealing...but what can I say!
Tagline Theives, Inc.  Now accepting applications!
Tagline Thievery ...Comin' up next on Geraldo
Tagline Thieves Local #721
Tagline Thieves: You bake'em, we take'em
Tagline Virus....watch how it replicates!
Tagline Virus:  At.acks and d.stro.s th. tagl.n.s. .n
Tagline Voting Poll: Press ALT-H for @FROM@
Tagline Wars: Full coverage on CNN
Tagline Will Self Implode -- &lt;mooB&gt;
Tagline Withdrawal Syndrome
Tagline Witheld: Patent Pending
Tagline Wrestling-"I stole it FIRST!" "No, it's MINE!!"
Tagline [\..] satisfaction [.|.] meter [../]
Tagline access denied!
Tagline addiction hotline:1-800-TAG-ADCT Free tags while you wait.
Tagline addiction. It's all YOUR fault!
Tagline addiction: It's a humor ailment.
Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules.
Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.
Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.  Do not tear.
Tagline affixed in defiance of Moderators Rules
Tagline along what line?
Tagline backordered.  Availability in question
Tagline banned under the Community Standards Act
Tagline being cleaned...watch this space
Tagline being sued by Lotus for look and feel violation
Tagline blank due to threats from underworld kingpins.
Tagline bought from Homeboy Shopping Network.
Tagline brought to you by Nabisco. &lt;ding!&gt;
Tagline bungee jumper .______________________________&gt;-&gt;o
Tagline burnout: Stress caused by constant cleverness
Tagline can't be displayed due to gag order
Tagline canceled due to lack of interest.
Tagline cancelled by the US government shutdown
Tagline cancelled due to brain malfunction.
Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest!
Tagline censored by Iraqi government.
Tagline censored by the National Endowment for the Arts
Tagline challenge:To be a genius in 45 spaces
Tagline choices reflect on our personalities
Tagline cleared by U.S. military
Tagline closed due to weather
Tagline confiscated by order of FBI
Tagline connoissuer
Tagline constructed at the Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards
Tagline continued from previous message.
Tagline contributions may be tax deductable.
Tagline copyright 1994. All rights reserved.
Tagline copyright @YEAR@. All rights reserved
Tagline core ejection systems are offline, Captain
Tagline courtesy Silly Little Tagline Scrambler
Tagline definition....Last words of unusual advice or pun
Tagline deleted
Tagline deleted by @TName
Tagline deleted by National Endowment for the Arts
Tagline deleted for brev
Tagline deleted per Title Xii, Article 13 Sect 231
Tagline deleted to save space.
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad weather
Tagline designed for Microsoft Windows 95
Tagline designed to keep the moderator off my back 8-)
Tagline desk with modesty panel, standard, $129.00
Tagline disabled
Tagline dispenser empty: To order more, call 1-800-TAG-LINE.
Tagline dispenser on the blink - please type in tagline manually
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order
Tagline droped due to budget cuts
Tagline dueling: email variation of telephone tag.
Tagline engaged.  15 seconds to punchline... 14... 13
Tagline error 176: duplicate joke
Tagline error, Steal another? (Y/n)
Tagline error.  Contact your systems programmer.
Tagline evaluation: [ ] Humorous [ ] Insightful [x] Stupid
Tagline exclusively for (Mr) (Ms) Gretchen Hakola from Will Sulzner
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS.  Film at 10 PM
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS.  GIF at eleven!
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 10 PM!
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of BBS addicts
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi\SLMR\T
Tagline file TAGLINES.BW corrupt. Loading file MY_DIARY.TXT
Tagline file empty.  Please refill the bit bucket
Tagline file not found - make something up? Y/N
Tagline for mind readers:
Tagline for rent
Tagline found on Martian meteorite: "We come in peace."
Tagline found on meteorite: proof of an extra-terrestrial BBS
Tagline found on meteorite: proof of dull life off earth
Tagline found... T)ake  A)cquire  G)rab  S)teal
Tagline frequencies are Open
Tagline from Todd Reddy to All on 04-09-94
Tagline from hell
Tagline generator halted - please stand by
Tagline generator out of order. Sorry-- The Management
Tagline go down the hoooooole!
Tagline goes crazy!  Hundreds injured.  Reply at 11.
Tagline goes here - Use your imagination!
Tagline has been read, please kill it, if no longer needed.
Tagline has been stolen!  Call the police!
Tagline here           &lt;----- added by wave rider
Tagline horror - Gary crashes his hard drive and has no backups!
Tagline imminent
Tagline implanted without reader - arrest that user!
Tagline impregnated w/corbomite.  Steal at your own risk.
Tagline impregnated with Corbomite; steal at your own risk!
Tagline in &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; STEREO &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; where available
Tagline in <<<< STEREO >>>> where available
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
Tagline in shop, will be ready next Tuesday.
Tagline intentionally omitted
Tagline intentionally omitted for fear of being flamed by Jack Butler.
Tagline intentionally omitted.
Tagline intermittent in flight............Ground checks normal
Tagline intro: The Carousel Waltz
Tagline invisible until it attacks someone, or 24 hours.
Tagline is Cloak Captioned for the Romulan Impaired
Tagline is Delyria affected This by
Tagline is a snippet of surreality.
Tagline is brought to you by the letters B & W and the number 2.12!
Tagline kit for sale - abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Tagline language bar: ���������������������������������:�
Tagline left out for some mysterious reason
Tagline limit ---------------------------------------&lt;
Tagline lotto:  ����������&lt;- Scratch here to reveal prize
Tagline lottory : ������� &lt;-- Scratch here for a prize !!!
Tagline management will never be the same again!
Tagline manager under construction!
Tagline may be hazardous to your health.
Tagline may be too intense for some viewers.
Tagline mirror -&gt;&lt;-rorrim enilgaT
Tagline misplaced.
Tagline missing. User deleted.
Tagline misspellings are sacred - do not change!
Tagline night light - never tagline in the dark again
Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!
Tagline not available at press time
Tagline not available, Abort, Retry, Fail? _
Tagline not found - Please notify Sysop!
Tagline not found - have you looked under the couch?
Tagline not found! (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se Spellbook.
Tagline not found, (a)bort (R)etry (M)ake a new one
Tagline not found.      User twitted
Tagline not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (M)ake a new one?
Tagline not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ype one in?
Tagline not found:  Moderator deleted.
Tagline not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ry |-(
Tagline not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)ype one in? T
Tagline not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (M)ake a new one?
Tagline not found: Moderator deleted.
Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop!
Tagline not funny -- Steal anyway (Y/n)? _
Tagline not included
Tagline not responding... Accept, Reject, Flame
Tagline number 3, please turn and face the right
Tagline of Borg:  Everything above this line is irrelevant
Tagline of Dreams: "If you post it, they will steal it."
Tagline omitted due to lack of interest.
Tagline omitted to conserve precious, expensive space.
Tagline omitted.  With Anna leaving, why bother... :(
Tagline on hiatus
Tagline on hold till ROOTS IV is mastered. Cannot handle any more!
Tagline on strike.
Tagline or die!
Tagline out of gas
Tagline out of gas.. .  .   .    .     .      .       .        .
Tagline out of order
Tagline out of order, please call back later
Tagline out of order, proceed with caution.
Tagline out of paper.
Tagline out of service
Tagline out to lunch.  (Back in an hour)
Tagline overload in 3 seconds!
Tagline price does not include state or local sales taxes
Tagline prohibited by law
Tagline protected by Smith & Wesson 
Tagline protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS
Tagline randomized by Silly Little Tagline Scrambler.
Tagline readers DO IT on the bottom.
Tagline ready on Holodeck 3, you may read when ready
Tagline rejected.  Resubmit in 90 days for final disapproval
Tagline removed due to lack of interest.
Tagline removed for your protection!
Tagline rule #4576: Why create when you can appropriate?
Tagline rule: Them that has the taglines make the rules.
Tagline sanitized for your protection
Tagline security enabled - Enter Password: ___________
Tagline seeds -  sprout new prose (Bard planted a garden)
Tagline shortage.   Please help recycle Taglines
Tagline sign is 15 seconds
Tagline sold by volume, not by weight.
Tagline space to let.  Inquire within.
Tagline sponsored by Ginger's Port Limited 614-523-2307
Tagline staff: official officials who generate official taglines.
Tagline stealers have no HONOR!
Tagline stealers,  please don't steal this tagline!
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
Tagline stealing: the highest form of flattery.
Tagline sticker - JESUS SAVES! CRASH...oops-tagline wrecked!!!
Tagline stolen and added to my collection.
Tagline stolen by McFly.
Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10.
Tagline stolen from Bob Lyon.  (Steal & Change Name)
Tagline stolen?  Call 911, ask for the Tagline Division.
Tagline stomped on by. NO CARRIER
Tagline stomped on by................ NO CARRIER
Tagline subject to change without notice
Tagline swiping can be a serious offense young man!
Tagline swiping:  The ultimate Object-Oriented application!
Tagline switch set to AutoSteal
Tagline tagline, who-oa, you end my message now
Tagline temporarily out of order please use the stairs
Tagline theft is a compliment.
Tagline theft is more than a hobby, its a way of life.
Tagline theft is the sincerest form of flattery.
Tagline theft really burns my ASCII
Tagline theft successful. Use immediately? Y/N
Tagline theft, like car-jacking, is on the rise
Tagline theft:  The LAW of Cyberspace!
Tagline theif level 20:  +7 to swipe.
Tagline theivery is politically incorrect; use Tagline reclamation
Tagline theives are dirty rotten buggers
Tagline thief level 20,  +7 to swipe.
Tagline thievery . . . On the next Oprah!
Tagline thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
Tagline thievery... coming up on the next Geraldo!
Tagline thievery....on the next Geraldo!
Tagline thievery:  Coming up next on Geraldo.
Tagline thievery? ... Coming up in the next echo!
Tagline thieves only get short sentences.
Tagline thieves should be cut up into tiny pieces
Tagline thieves, and the men who love them...on the next Geraldo!
Tagline toll booth 2 messages ahead
Tagline toll booth two messages ahead. Please have exact $
Tagline too old! Please replace by a later version
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead, Ensign
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead, Mr. @TOLAST@
Tagline uncloaking dead ahead, Mr. Todd.
Tagline under constru
Tagline under constru.......
Tagline under construction.
Tagline under demolition.  BLASTING AREA - NO CB'S
Tagline undetected.  (A)bort (R)etry (D)issolve into goop?
Tagline unfunny. Steal anyway? [Y/n]
Tagline utility kit: ,./&lt;&gt;?:";'{}[]`~!@#$%^&*()_+|
Tagline void where inhibited.
Tagline void where prohibited
Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator
Tagline void where prohibited by law
Tagline void where prohibited by moderator.
Tagline voting: [ ] good [ ] good [ ] good [X] bad
Tagline wanted! Pays minimum wage and Gov't Healthcare.
Tagline wanted. Apply within ====================&gt;
Tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds
Tagline wish.....I wish I had more Teacher/Education tags.
Tagline withheld against possible security leak
Tagline withheld by request of message writer
Tagline writer:  One who thinks in 57 characters or less
Tagline written on the fly.  Boy, are my arms tired!
Tagline!  You're "it"!
Tagline! Taaagline! Message end and me won' go home
Tagline's off today, luv.
Tagline's this not words order in are
Tagline) `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'
Tagline* If you read it ... You're it!!
Tagline, I don't need no stinking tagline!
Tagline, Pytamus. Thisbe, stand forth. - W. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline, [n]: The meaning of life, in 75 characters or less
Tagline, tagline, wherefore art thou?
Tagline, thy name is woman! - Tagspeare
Tagline-ShareWare version. Please register soon
Tagline-file lost..(N)ow what, (P)anic, (S)teale 1
Tagline-lite!  1/3 less serious
Tagline. TAGLINE!  We don't need no steenking TAGLINES!
Tagline. This a random is
Tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo
Tagline..just a phrase I'm going through.
Tagline/?: Press 'T' to swipe tagline, dummy.
Tagline:  Your last chance to piss someone off.
Tagline:  what we wade through a whole message for.
Tagline: I'm it
Tagline: Reward for reading message
Tagline: Something to waste space!
Tagline: The REAL reason for echomail.
Tagline: The meaning of life in 75 characters or less.
Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 38 bytes.
Tagline: Your last chance to piss someone off.
Tagline: a satisfied joke!
Tagline: one-way traffic
Tagline: snake in your mail
Tagline: there's a snag in it
Tagline: what we wade through a whole message for.
Tagline: what you stand in to get your license plates.
Tagline::~Tagline()  { screw this tagline; }
Tagline?  And be creative at the same time?  &lt;sigh&gt;
Tagline?  Don't need no stinkin' tagline!
Tagline?  I don't need no stinking Tagline!!!
Tagline?  I'm much too old to play tag.
Tagline?  No it's really the Nanites expressing themselves
Tagline?  What tagline?  We don't need no stinkin tagline
Tagline?  What's a tagline?
Tagline?  What's that?  And are we TAXING it?  - Bill Clinton
Tagline? I don't need no steenkin tag line.
Tagline? Is that a kid's game?
Tagline? My dog ate it, yeah, that's right
Tagline? What tagline?
Tagline? What tagline? I don't see a tagline here!
Tagline? What tagline?.....
Tagline? What's that? And are we TAXING it? -- Hitlery Clinton
Tagline? What's that? Are we taxing it? - Obscure politician
Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyways?
Tagline?...what tagline...is this gonna make me look stupid?
Tagline?..We don't need no stinking Tagline!
Taglinecontentsmaysettleduringtransmission
Taglined to death What a tombstone header
Taglinefromhell
Taglinehasfullnetweight.Contentsmayhavesettledduringshipping.
Tagliners are no good doers. -Tagspeare "Henry VI"
Taglines
Taglines  \'tag-linz \  The bumperstickers of the internet
Taglines  \'tag-l*inz \  The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
Taglines !?!?!  We don't need no stinking taglines !!!!
Taglines & text, and use your word processor to get rid of the
Taglines 'R Us! (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
Taglines (n.): The bathroom walls of the Internet.
Taglines - (n.) - News Service to the World
Taglines - America's Forgotten Thingees
Taglines - Bumper Stickers of the '90's
Taglines - The BBSer's graffiti of the `90s.
Taglines - The REAL reason for EchoMail!
Taglines - an MSDOS program written by Duane Bristow
Taglines - can't live with 'em
Taglines - dolar more in your phone bill!
Taglines - not just for messages anymore
Taglines - smart thougts for dummy readers!
Taglines - the "Magic: The Gathering" of BBSing!
Taglines - the REAL reason for Fidomail!
Taglines -- When you're too tired to be original, steal 'em.
Taglines ?? We don' need no stinkin' taglines!!
Taglines Anonymous. Taking it one tag at a time.
Taglines Anonymous: Twelve easy steps
Taglines Co-Mod to user: "Leaving so soon?  It's almost lunchtime"
Taglines Done While-U-Wait !!!
Taglines Echo although I have seen some here
Taglines I've stolen, never meaning to send
Taglines On Strike.  We demand more space!  We demand mor
Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!)
Taglines R Us: Philosophy in a nutshell
Taglines R Us�                  Clearance NOW in process!
Taglines Suck
Taglines Taglines Taglines  are 5000 enough ?
Taglines \'tag-lainz\ The bumpersticker of BBSing.
Taglines about Quark [DS9]
Taglines about taglines are superfluous (like this one).
Taglines about zucchini & shaving cream are not allowed in this echo
Taglines affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules
Taglines and Taglines
Taglines and Taglines...........
Taglines and mail readers and QWK packets -- oh, MY!
Taglines and politics: a match made in heaven (or hell?)
Taglines and sex... two things you can't get enough of!
Taglines and those who spawn them: Next on Sally Jesse Raphael
Taglines are FunDemento
Taglines are GRRRREAT!  Just ask Tag the Tlion
Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP   Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Taglines are Satanical - It says so in MY bible
Taglines are `bout as much fun as you can have with your jeans on.
Taglines are a snippet of reality.
Taglines are a waste of space
Taglines are a waste of time
Taglines are added automagically by most off-line readers.
Taglines are almost as bad (good) as bumper stickers
Taglines are an important part of a healthy lifestyle
Taglines are better than bumper stickers.
Taglines are contagious! Some are coprophemia
Taglines are cool!  Huh huh huh
Taglines are desperate tries of getting attention!
Taglines are dumb
Taglines are dumb........
Taglines are dying in the world. Adopt your own! Press ALT-A!
Taglines are essential.  It gives them something else to talk about.
Taglines are for computer nerds
Taglines are for fun
Taglines are for idiots!
Taglines are for lovers
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines are for the perpetually Bored.
Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time.
Taglines are for wimps
Taglines are fun; try them someday
Taglines are futile!! Taglines will be assimilated!!
Taglines are great!! especially HARD ones!
Taglines are hazardous to your health. Avoid inhaling
Taglines are in FIDO and RIME and ILINK and INTELEC Oh, my!!
Taglines are in PODS and MufoNet and DharmaNetoh, my!
Taglines are integral to
Taglines are integral to  off-line communication!
Taglines are irrelevant
Taglines are irrelevant - that's why I don't use them
Taglines are irrelevant.
Taglines are irrelevant.  You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Taglines are irrelevant. Messages are irrelevant. You are irrelevant.
Taglines are irrelevant. This one has been assimilated.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into Censorship!
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into FidoNet.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into goat cheese.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
Taglines are irrelivent, you will be assimulated into the Bluewave
Taglines are just messages that haven't grown up yet
Taglines are like blonds, you just THINK they're yours!!
Taglines are like bumper stickers, only without the same sense of relevance.
Taglines are like cars - You get a good one, then someone nicks it
Taglines are like cars - pick a good one and someone nicks it!
Taglines are like cats - you only think you own them.
Taglines are like cats, you just think they are yours!
Taglines are like cats.  You just *think* you own them
Taglines are like cats.  You just think that they're your
Taglines are like cats.  You only *think* you own them.
Taglines are like cats. You just THINK they're yours.
Taglines are like cats. You just think that they're yours.
Taglines are like cats. You only _think_ you own them
Taglines are like cats.. you just _think_ you own them.
Taglines are like cats....you just THINK they're yours.
Taglines are like kats. You just think that they're yours
Taglines are like kats....You just think they are yours
Taglines are like motel towels, they're meant to be taken!
Taglines are like motel towels...meant to be taken
Taglines are like redheads, you just THINK they're yours!!
Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and
Taglines are like the footnotes to messages.
Taglines are made to be stolen.
Taglines are meant to be loved
Taglines are meant to be loved, not dropped!
Taglines are meant to be stolen.
Taglines are never invented, they are always stolen.
Taglines are no good unless you can annoy someone.
Taglines are not addictive. Excuse me for a sec.
Taglines are not in my job description
Taglines are on strike - Please do not read
Taglines are reality, the rest is illusion
Taglines are seeds for Doctorate thesis.
Taglines are smurfy
Taglines are stupid
Taglines are stupid - I never use them myself
Taglines are stupid!  Don't use them!
Taglines are subject to change without notice
Taglines are subject to change without notice; Taglines are slightly
Taglines are the Rest Room walls of BBSing!
Taglines are the bathroom wall of Fidonet.
Taglines are the bathroom wall of Nets
Taglines are the bumper sticker of the computer age.
Taglines are the bumper stickers of BBSing
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90's
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the Information Super-Highway!
Taglines are the graffiti on the E-walls of Cyberspace
Taglines are the restroom wall of FidoNet.
Taglines are the restroom wall of Off Line Readers.
Taglines are the restroom wall of RelayNet.
Taglines are the root of all evil.
Taglines are used with off-line mail readers
Taglines aren't all that important.  I never use them
Taglines aren't necessarily philosophies
Taglines aren't obssessed with weight
Taglines available upon request
Taglines can be more interesting than messages!
Taglines can make a nice simple delicious nutritious meal
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines created with the nation's finest available ASCII text.
Taglines deleted
Taglines deleted ......
Taglines do it in 70 characters or less.
Taglines do not remain stockpiled.  -Tenzin Gyatso &lt;NOT&gt;
Taglines don't have to be politically correct!
Taglines don't snore.
Taglines duplicate when you remove the tag saying "Do not remove".
Taglines for BBS Addicts:
Taglines for Rent - Call 1-900-GIGGLES
Taglines for sale!  whoops, never mind, they were just stolen
Taglines for sale! Taglines! Taglines on a stick! They're lovely!
Taglines for sale. Make best offer.
Taglines for the poor?
Taglines give me catalepsy.
Taglines go at the end of an electronic message
Taglines in good taste?  How 'bout good tasting taglines?
Taglines in this message are weirder than they appear.
Taglines just wanna have fuuunnnnnnn
Taglines keep fallin' on my head
Taglines made from 100% post-consumer electrons.
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
Taglines may be funny, but they won't get you tenure.
Taglines may vary in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines never die, the just become bumper stickers.
Taglines never make you sleep on the wet spot.
Taglines not sold by volume. Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Taglines now has a new moderator, thanks a Million.
Taglines of the next generation series #923882.
Taglines of the world unite!
Taglines omitted due to insufficient memory (Mine, not the computers)
Taglines on backorder. Please call back
Taglines provoketh thieves sooner than gold - Tagspeare
Taglines reflect a bias. I also have my Rush Limbaugh taglines in here as
Taglines rule - Me
Taglines should be GAGlines.
Taglines smaglines.. Who needs the damn things..!
Taglines sold by weight, not volume!
Taglines sold separately
Taglines suck  *NOT*!!!
Taglines suck.  Mine do it well!
Taglines temporarily out of order please use your imagination
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Taglines that make you go "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Taglines that make you say.......Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
Taglines unavailable.  Try again later.
Taglines under construction
Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines.
Taglines up to 72 characters long can be used.
Taglines v1.07 � (c) 1989 Tony Tortorelli
Taglines void where prohibited
Taglines void where prohibited, banned, ############, or "uh-uh-uh'd!"
Taglines wanted (of course)
Taglines wanted!
Taglines were discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls!
Taglines were invented by people with nothing to say
Taglines will accumulate to fill all available HD space!
Taglines won't bounce your checkbook
Taglines won't stalk you
Taglines you might like and hope to see your posts again sometime! =)
Taglines!  -(@ @)-  Taglines! Gota Have More Taglines!
Taglines!  Taglines!  I like Cal Webster Taglines!.
Taglines!  Taglines!  Taglines!  I want Taglines!
Taglines! Taglines! I like Cal Webster Taglines!
Taglines! Taglines! I like Randy's Taglines!
Taglines! Taglines! Taglines! I want Taglines!
Taglines! Watch! &lt;Search Master File for INSANITY&gt;
Taglines, "Road Kill Cafe" taglines and "Greetings from" taglines that
Taglines, Mister Rico..!  Zillions of 'em..!
Taglines, Mr. Barnes..!!   Zillions of 'em..!!.
Taglines, Mr. Scudder..!! Zillions of 'em..!!.
Taglines, Mr. Tippett..!!   Zillions of 'em..!!.
Taglines, Taglines, Catch the fever now
Taglines, anyone??? - Tom Hickey
Taglines, bumper stickers of the 90's.
Taglines, superfluous techno-weenie balderdash, Nah
Taglines, taglines, taglines.  So many taglines, and so little time!
Taglines, the electronic form of a bumper sticker
Taglines, they're not just for hard drives any more.
Taglines, we need more tagline!  Lots more!
Taglines- the REAL reason for echomail
Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
Taglines-aholics Anonymous - President, Triangle, Va Chapter
Taglines.  How quaint.
Taglines. I've got a million of them, but 999573 don't fit
Taglines. The REAL reason for Echomail!
Taglines... one line freedom of speech!
Taglines... one of the few forms of immortality.
Taglines... please post any others that you have
Taglines... the electronic "bumper snicker."
Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more!
Taglines........ there just never seems to be enough roo
Taglines..........The bumper stickers of BBSing
Taglines.....the final frontier!
Taglines...? What are they, @TO?
Taglines...? What are they, Orville Bullitt?
Taglines...? What are they?
Taglines...Aphrodisiac for bored computer users.
Taglines...Gutter splutter.
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Taglines...the electronic "bumper snicker"...
Taglines:  BBS answer to too much time on your hands
Taglines:  E ---+----+----+----/ F
Taglines:  If you can't say it in 57 chars, why bother?
Taglines:  More interesting than the garbage above.
Taglines:  No calories, AND always hungry for more.
Taglines:  One-line freedom of speech.
Taglines:  The REAL reason for netmail.
Taglines:  The bumper stickers of the Information Super Highway
Taglines:  Things that make you go "Hmmm....."
Taglines:  Today's single-line restroom wall of high-technology BBS's.
Taglines:  What some of us wade through a whole message for.
Taglines:  Your last chance to say something stupid!
Taglines:  the &gt;real   now
Taglines:  the &lt;real&lt; reason for BBSing.
Taglines: 1% inspiration, 99% kleptomania
Taglines: A new life for old cliches and maxims.
Taglines: About the most fun you can have with your pants on!
Taglines: An Equal Opportunity Slam of *Your* Home! &lt;G&gt;
Taglines: Another fine service from the SysGod.
Taglines: Betcha can't post just one!
Taglines: Bumper Stickers for Computers
Taglines: Bumper Stickers of the Info Highway
Taglines: Bumper snickers for your computer.
Taglines: Catalyst for discussion (failing all else!)
Taglines: Cybergraffiti!
Taglines: Cyberspatial bumper stickers.
Taglines: FACT OR FICTION?   On the next In Search Of
Taglines: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO !
Taglines: Go ahead and steal 'em. We'll make more!
Taglines: I steal them ALL and sort them in UED
Taglines: I've skipped the rest, and swiped the best!
Taglines: If you can't steal them, make them!
Taglines: More interesting than the crap above.
Taglines: No calories. AND always hungry for more.
Taglines: One-line freedom to abuse others with your speech.
Taglines: Steal all you want we'll make more.
Taglines: Take all you want. We'll make more.
Taglines: The *real* reason for FidoNet.
Taglines: The Movie
Taglines: The REAL reason for echo mail.
Taglines: The icing on the netmail cake.
Taglines: The most fun you can have with your pants on.
Taglines: The number one reason for getting a mail reader!
Taglines: The sound bytes of the information superhighway
Taglines: The things you say when you play Tag! (1:147/1012)
Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmm....."
Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....'
Taglines: Very addicting. Harder to drop than cigarettes.
Taglines: What some of us wade through a whole message for.
Taglines: You stole the rest, now steal the best!
Taglines: Your chance to piss someone off!
Taglines: Your last chance to really piss off the other guy!
Taglines: Your last chance to say something stupid.
Taglines: and How They Affect Women.  Next On Oprah.
Taglines: bumper stickers for computer nerds.
Taglines: bumper stickers of the 90's.
Taglines: no calories or fat, but always hungry for more.
Taglines: programmable bumper stickers
Taglines: the bumper stickers of BBSing.
Taglines: the license plates of BBSing.
Taglines: the restroom wall of BBS'ing
Taglines: the toilet-stall walls of BBSdom
Taglines: your chance to have the last word
Taglines: your chance to piss someone off.
Taglines:The number one reason for getting a mail reader!
Taglines?  Hey! Give that back! <Grin>
Taglines?  Hmmm...sounds like fun to me.
Taglines?  Hmmm...sounds like fun to me.
Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Taglines?  I thought you asked to see my TANlines!
Taglines?  I thought you invited me to see your Tanlines!
Taglines?  I've given up on them, all the good ones are taken.
Taglines?  Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Taglines?  We doan need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
Taglines?  We don' need no steenking taglines!
Taglines?  Yes sir, I like 'em! - The Horse
Taglines? Don't tell me.  Tuesday?
Taglines? Hey! Give that back! &lt;Grin&gt;
Taglines? I got your tag line. Hanging
Taglines? Nah, I order 'em through the mail
Taglines? We ain't got no taglines.
Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' taglines
Taglines? We don't need no stinkin' tagl.@$#% NO CARRIER
Taglines? What are they?
Taglines?!?  WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINES!
Taglines??  I thought you asked to see my tanlines!
TaglinesBackup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
TaglinesSteal 'em; We'll make more!
TaglinesTaglines!!!!!
Taglines\'tag-linz\the bumperstickers of BBSing.
Taglinespackedbyweight.Somesettlingmayoccurduringshipment
Tagling: little tagline.
Taglini Galori...Italian Web Site for Taglines.
Taglining is the maddess.  Modeming is the method.
Taglinitis is both an *Addiction* and an *Electronic Tragedy*
Taglinius Addictus ... That *Tagline Addict* of FIDO and RIME
Taglinius Addictus*: Gary Caplan
Taglinius Addictus, that *Tagline Addict*  95-07-16
Taglinius Addictus, the *Tagline Addict*, of FIDO and RIME.
Taglinology...The study of taglines.
Taglinophobia: Fear of having an insipid tagline
Tagloins - tenderest part of the message steak
Tagman will return after these commercial messages
Tags dealing with the awesome Warner Sib- er, BROTHERS cartoon show
Tags for sale, form lines to the right.
Tagteam Wrestling Tonite! - Kira & The Intendant Vs. O'Brien & Smiley
Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up Taglines.
Tagteam: A group of people thinking up Recipes.
Tagteam: a bunch of people thinking up taglines together.
Tagwine twacks!
Tagword
Tai chi players do it in perfect form
Tai chi players do it in perfect form, and over and over and over.
Tai chi players do it in perfect form.
Taildraggers forever!!
Tailgater - one who makes ends meet.
Tailgaters beware!  Reflex check in progress.
Tailgaters flunked physics!
Tailhook takes it on the road! -- Joel Robinson
Tailhook:  Better than flaps for short field landings
Tailoring  - By Serge Soote
Tailoring: Serge Soote
Tailors come with no strings attached!
Tailors do it with cuffs.
Tailors make it fit.
Tails of Borg: Flying is irrelevant.
Tain't funny, McGee - Molly McGee
Tain't nobody's business (not even mine).
Tajna je ono sto svi znaju u poverenju.
Takaramono wa PIKAPIKA no DAILY LIFE. - Shinobu, GW
Take  life  in   big   bites...  Moderation  is  for monks...Lazarus
Take 'em down. - Yeah... If nothing else, they ruined my good clothes!
Take 2 and hit to right
Take 2 asprin & wear your best slip next to your skin.-Hawk to Klinger
Take 2 squid and call me in the morning
Take 2 steps back - spin - 1 step forward - grin - do the Clinton!
Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.
Take A SYSOP To Lunch. He Needs A Steady Diet Of Bytes
Take Back Your Country:  Shoot a Bureaucrat!
Take Back Your Country:  Shoot a Lawyer!
Take Barney fishing ... then use him as shark bait.
Take Barney to Three-Mile Island and tell him to breathe deep.
Take Barney to the zoo and let him play with the big kitty cats.
Take Care Smarty-Pants - MagicM
Take Care of the Molehills, and the Mountains Will Take Care of Themselves. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
Take Courage, now there's a sport
Take D'Artagnan here to sick bay -Spock
Take Dax. I do have feelings for her. Bashir
Take Five And Get One Free
Take Me To Your Leader
Take Nothing but Pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time. - Motto of the Baltimore Grotto
Take Stock - By Russel Steers
Take THAT, you satin-suited, Tolkein-reading loser!
Take The Quantum Leap: 10p&2a ET/7p&11p Mondays-Fridays o
Take The Quantum Leap: 10p&2a ET/7p&11p Mondays-Fridays on SciFi Channel
Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Fridays on USA
Take This 'Conference' and Shove It.
Take This Job And Shove It - by Ike Witt
Take Us Out Of Orbit, Ensign Crusher.  -/-  Picard, Jean-Luc
Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get? NT!
Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
Take a BITE out of crime:  ARM the citizens (victims)!
Take a Bite out of Crime -- Shoot the Bastards!
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
Take a MODERATOR to lunch,(s)he's probably broke.
Take a Picture and make a Poster ;-)
Take a SysOp out to lunch; he's probably broke!
Take a Sysop to lunch, he's probably broke.
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
Take a big steamy gawk at the circus freak -Mike as giant
Take a big steamy gawk at the circus freak. -- Mike Nelson
Take a bite out of crime .. Abolish the IRS!
Take a bite out of crime, the dog said gruffly.
Take a bite out of crime--blow the scumbag away!
Take a bite out of crime. Return all stolen taglines
Take a bite out of crime... Arrest Congress.
Take a bite out of crime...shoot a politician.
Take a bite out of crime: Abolish the DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Take a bite out of crime: arm the victims!
Take a bite out of crime: blow the scumbag away!
Take a bite out of crimeArrest Congress.
Take a bottle of Apirin and call me next month.
Take a bow. Bow wow take a bow  Know this song?
Take a break from mutants.  Read Sandman.
Take a break from the mousetrap we call home
Take a break in the bathroom?  Not me, bud... I got a laptop. &lt;G&gt;
Take a byte out of crim
Take a cannibal to lunch
Take a congressman to lunch. You will need a tenderiser
Take a couple of good hops in the sack and call me in the morning.
Take a deep breath and relax
Take a dollar for that?
Take a double dose of C-Ko's lunch and call me in the afterlife.
Take a giant step for mankind. - 007 (Moonraker)
Take a good, steamy look at it! - Crow
Take a good, steamy look at it! -- Crow T. Robot
Take a great physician, and combine him with a light switch.-Picardo
Take a hard look at what you married! - Tom
Take a high-pitched sonic shower. -Dax to Bashir
Take a hint from the Daleks on how to deal w/ Homosexuals. EXTERMINATE
Take a hint, Q, no one wants you around.  - Vash
Take a hit from tha bong
Take a key and unlock your brain... think about this for awhile!
Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout
Take a little time to do whatever makes a happy you.
Take a little time to realize I'll love you faithfully
Take a little wine for thy stomach's sake..St Paul
Take a lock of our skin to remember us by - Tom to apes
Take a long second & get used to this face - Crow
Take a long second and get used to this face... -- Crow T. Robot
Take a look and be - burn slowly the candle of life
Take a look at this. Janeway
Take a look at your tax bill...ou'll never call them "cheap politicians" again!
Take a major chill pill, Daddy-O!!!
Take a major chill pill, Daddy-O!!!
Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator.
Take a minute to BEAT your Sysop
Take a minute to beat your Sysop.
Take a minute to delete a twit or two.
Take a nap.  You didn't see any of this.
Take a picture.  It lasts longer
Take a pin to him and see how he lightens up
Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan. -- Law of Moderators
Take a rabbit's foot and leave a pint of blood as a deposit
Take a ride on the *Real Blue Wave*
Take a ride on the tide with the assassin at your side.
Take a risk todaySpeed!
Take a running jump over a big puddle
Take a sad song and make it better.  � Beatles
Take a sailor home. Six months of back pressure can work for you to.
Take a step to the unmarked door
Take a stress pill and relax. Bob!
Take a trip and never leave the farm - read a book.
Take a trip in a boat on a river called lsd
Take a walk on the wild side
Take a walk on the wild side. - G. Gebel Williams
Take a walk on the wild side...
Take a walk sweet city girl. - Indecent Obsession
Take a walk, Frank. -- Grace Musso
Take a walk, GEEK!
Take a wench for a bride
Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way
Take after the trees...reach for the sky!
Take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man
Take aim with sheer power and precision
Take aim, then call whatever it was you hit your target.
Take aim, then call whatever it was you hit your target.
Take all the pieces and make an island, might even raise a little sand
Take all the time you want. - Odo to Dax
Take all the time you want. -- Odo
Take an astronaut to launch
Take an astronaut to launch this week.
Take an astronaut to launch.
Take an economy flight.  No movie, but they fly low over drive-ins.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Take another bite, it'll be aright.
Take any honest work, but keep moving!        - Heinlein
Take away cats and our earth is a tomb. -Browning
Take away gay-bashing and theres no fun left in the world
Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Browning
Take away my handgun?..sure!..out of my cold dead clutching hands!
Take away our guns and we'll fight tyranny with rocks
Take care of me with your hot, moist lips
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. -- Lazarus Long
Take care of the pence and the Inland Revenue will take care of the rest
Take care of the pennies and... Who stole my dollars?
Take care of your reputation.  It's your most valuable asset.
Take care of your skin, it stops you leaking!
Take care of yourself Odo.  -Quark
Take care of yourself or find someone to do it for you!  -Elaine
Take care of yourself, Dad. - Franklin
Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get. - George Bernard Shaw
Take care which rut you choose; you'll be in it for the next ten years
Take care!!!   William
Take care, @TOFIRST@, and don't be mean to yourself
Take care, Orville, and don't be mean to yourself.
Take care.  Have fun.  Bring your own banjo
Take charge of your attitude.  Don't let someone choose it for you.
Take comfort in the saying "beauty is only skin deep"
Take credit when people don't know someone beat you to it.
Take defeat like a man, blame it on your wife!
Take down the shutters - open more Windows on genealogy.
Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors.
Take enlightenment wherever you find it :)
Take every thought captive and make it obedient to Christ. 2 Cor 10:5.
Take everything in stride.  Trample anyone who gets in your way.
Take five
Take full advantage of Windows'95...use a Macintosh.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
Take heart, I read the end of THE book . . . . .we win.
Take heed that no man deceive you. - Matthew 24:4
Take heed, ere summer comes, or cuckoo-bird do sing
Take heed; have open eye; for thieves do foot by night
Take her hand, she will need you through the fires
Take her to quarters and detain her there. - Sisko
Take her! Warp her! Destroy her mind! - Kolreth
Take him out of here too soon and he'll have lilies on his chest. � BJ
Take him to Sickbay. - Spock
Take history lessons, read!
Take it all with a grain of salt.  Your health won't fail!
Take it as it comes.
Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader!
Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader! � M. Python
Take it away, Ghengis.
Take it back where you bought it, and get it exchanged.
Take it back!
Take it back!  Take it back! -- Crow T. Robot
Take it easy
Take it easy ! That`s Life
Take it easy ... but take it
Take it easy Dax!  We're going fishing with lures, _not_ worms!
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will -Zep
Take it easy lad !
Take it easy now, calm down. - Very sensitive. - Sulu
Take it easy you have all time the world!!!:)))
Take it easy, be a Point
Take it easy, but take it - Studs Terkel
Take it easy, we're in a hurry.
Take it easy. - Sulu
Take it for what it's Worthless
Take it from @TOFIRST@
Take it from Death, life is a terrible thing to waste!
Take it from Orville.
Take it from Rodney King and Reginald Denny, stay in your car
Take it from me - he's got the goods
Take it from me - he's got the goods -- WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
Take it from me. Safe sex is in the palm of your hand
Take it home, Joel - Tom
Take it outside, God-boy! Okileedokilee!
Take it slow, but take it.  And don't forget to KEEP IT FUN.
Take it to alt.sex.monkey.spanking
Take it while you can. - Londo
Take it, Crow, daddy! - Tom
Take it, Easy, take it!
Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
Take love away from life and you take away its pleasures.
Take me 4 better or 4 worse
Take me as I am.
Take me away But be gentle, I'm fragile. - Yakko to Nurse
Take me away, 7Up! - Mike as young cop
Take me away... But be gentle, I'm fragile. - Yakko to Nurse
Take me down to Paradise City  A. Rose
Take me drunk officer - I'm home.
Take me drunk, I'm home
Take me drunk, I'm home again!
Take me drunk, I'm home.
Take me home - furry people need love too
Take me home, Smiley. - Sisko
Take me home, furry people need love too
Take me in your arms and love me!
Take me on...I deserve it, I'm just a thief! -- Finieous Fingers
Take me to another land where I don't have to stay
Take me to another place in my mind. - Fishbone
Take me to the Earth Consulate
Take me to the Earth Consulate at once.
Take me to the Earth Consulate immediately.
Take me to the Earth Consulate without delay.
Take me to the Earth Consulate.
Take me to the Intendants quarters. - Sisko
Take me to the SEA, and let me listen to my beginings
Take me to the dance, Mary bawled
Take me to the dance, Tom bawled.
Take me to the mushroom palace, my sweet friend booze!
Take me to the place I love.  Take me all the way. -RHCP
Take me to the river; wash me in the water. 
Take me to your Sysop! tm
Take me to your anus! - Crow to Tom
Take me to your leader earthling, or I'll atomize your face.  Garfield
Take me to your leader, human... Hillary, not the fat one.
Take me to your reader
Take me to your river, baby, take me to your sea -Coverdale/Page
Take me tonight to the river and wash my illusions away
Take me with a grain of salt, but add some thyme and coriander.
Take me! - Tom as girl at dinner table
Take me, I'm yours, she said easily.
Take me, subcreature!
Take me, take me to the Dreamer's Ball
Take me, to the Dreamers' Ball!  --Queen
Take me, you wonderful brute! - Tammy TagLine
Take me. Take me, take me, take me, take me. Apollo
Take milk of amnesia when you need to forget
Take moderation into extremity.
Take more than a metdown to show us how
Take my PC--please. Its the AMIGA *I* want! -Data
Take my Tagline, Please!!!!!
Take my Visa, take my husband, but don't touch my modem.
Take my Visa, take my husband-but not my modem!!
Take my Worf ..... please! - Data
Take my Worf ..... please! -- Data  &lt;*badahbumb*&gt;
Take my Worf, please! - Data (The Outrageous Okana)
Take my Worf..PLEASE!! - Anonymous
Take my advice
Take my advice (I don't need it any more!)
Take my advice - I don't need or use it.
Take my advice - I never use it.
Take my advice - I'm not using it.
Take my advice Mr. President, don't talk to your hookers. -Dick Morris
Take my advice, I don't need it
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.  ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Take my advice, I don't use it anyways.
Take my advice, Jefferson ... I don't use it anyway.
Take my advice, Orville; 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Take my advice, it's Shareware
Take my advice----I'm not using it!!
Take my advice.  After all, I'm not using it
Take my advice.  I don't use it anyway!
Take my advice.  I'm not using it at the moment, anyway.
Take my advice.  I'm not using it.
Take my advice. I don't use it anymore
Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.
Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway!
Take my advice; I don't need it.
Take my child, I give her to your keeping. - Fantine, Les Mis
Take my hand @TOFIRST@, I will lead you to the inferno
Take my hand, @FN@.
Take my hand, @TOFIRST@
Take my hand, DiDi. -- Death
Take my hand, I will lead you to the inferno
Take my hand, I'm a stranger in Fidoland
Take my hand, I'm a stranger with parasites - Tom
Take my hand, Orville.
Take my hand, YOU.
Take my hand, and, let go of your life
Take my hand, brother.  - Connor MacLeod
Take my hand, the night grows ever colder. - Fantine, Les Mis
Take my life please.   Henny Youngmodem.
Take my life, and let it be, consecrated, Lord, to Thee.
Take my modem? When they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Take my self control, I'm not using it anyway.
Take my tagline ... please
Take my visa, take my wife, but NOT my modem!!
Take my wife - to Egypt, and don't never come back. - Redd Foxx
Take my wife! Please! Oh--sorry, dear...(gulp)
Take my wife, pl--wrong echo!
Take my wife, please..  --Henny Youngman 
Take my word for it, @FN@.
Take my word for it, @FN@.
Take my word for it, @TOFIRST@
Take my word for it, YOU.
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool
Take no friends and leave no enemies.
Take no prisoners and eat the wounded
Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.
Take not a single bit!
Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records. 
Take off the Trek-Colored glasses!
Take off the mask of Barney the dinosaur, and I bet you'll find Elvis
Take off this uniform and leave the show
Take off your clothes. - Seven of Nine
Take off your hat to your yesterdays; take off your coat for your tomorrows. - Proverb
Take off your underwear w/out taking off your pants -Mike
Take off, eh!
Take one down, short it to ground
Take only memories, and leave only footprints. -  John Muir
Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
Take over for us! Yakko No way! Wayne/Garth Way! Yakko
Take over for us!-Yakko No way!-Wayne Way!-Yakko
Take pleasure in the little things!
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Take pride in Scouting.
Take public transportation, bike or walk
Take responsibility for every area of your life. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Take sominex, Tom said sleepily.
Take tea and see, said Tom briskly.
Take that
Take that back! It tastes like the stuff my wife makes.
Take that gun and shoot yourself in the head...  -- Mulder to Krycek
Take that trip to the brain.
Take that you community theater reject!  *WHAP!*
Take that, Lorena said cuttingly.
Take that, Naughty-Spawn! -- The Tick
Take that, Pink Boy! - Crow as robot wins chess match
Take that, dumbass. - Beavis
Take that, nega-toad! - Sailor Mars
Take that...and while you're at it...take this too
Take the "E" out of Dude and you're left with a DUD!
Take the 'e' out of Dude and you've got a DUD!
Take the EDLIN Challenge!
Take the Galaxy Express 999 to the Anime Resource
Take the action and let go of the results.   --Michael J. Fox 
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors.
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors. - William Safire
Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors.
Take the cheese to sick bay. - Tuvok
Take the course opposite to custom and you will almost always do well
Take the curl, take the divergence, you'll see the derivatives drop like flies
Take the greatest risk: let yourself be just the way you are.
Take the gun out of the CRIMINAL's cold, dead fingers!
Take the law into your own hands?
Take the living water!
Take the low road.  Not that low. - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
Take the money & run.In politics,it's Run,then take the $$
Take the phasers off stun. No more Mr. Nice Guy! - Sisko
Take the prisoner to the dungeon he said condescendingly.
Take the red pill,Take the blue pill!!! and groove the night away. 
Take the road block challenge - Tom on Coke truck in road
Take the road block challenge! -- Tom Servo
Take the short-cut to Geodesic Park!
Take the skin and peel it back - NIN
Take the skin heads bowling. Be sure to wax their heads!
Take the steps, the elevator don't work.
Take the time to really listen to your children
Take the time to snuff the dandelions
Take the time to understand and lend a gentle helping hand!
Take them all to security! - Odo
Take them back to their cage. - Claudius
Take them, Brother. Lore
Take this JOBO and shove it!
Take this brother, may it serve you well
Take this bus to New Jersey!
Take this job and SHOVE IT! said Johnny Paycheck resignedly.
Take this job and shove it!
Take this man's mailer away, he replies to far too many messages
Take this person to the computer in the padded room
Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!
Take this shove and job it
Take this soapbox back, I'm getting splinters in my feet.
Take this thing back to Baltimore! -- Senator Martin
Take this world of life one day at a time
Take those broken wings and learn to fly again.
Take those phasers off stun, Mr. O'Brien. No more Mr. Nice Guy - Sisko
Take time to appreciate the little things.
Take time to do the things that really make you happy.
Take time to listen
Take time to read...  it is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to smell roses, trees, grass, rocks, fire hydrants
Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.
Take time to smell the roses, but watch out for the bees.
Take time to smell the roses...and trees, grass, rocks, fire hydrants
Take time to stop and smell the Pizza.
Take time to stop and smell the napalm.
Take time to think...  it is the source of power.
Take time to understand and lend a gentle, helping hand
Take time with a wounded hand cause it likes to heal
Take to a book on a holiday
Take two Taglines and call me in the morning.
Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning -Klingon Rx
Take two aspirin and call the consultant.
Take two aspirin first then it won't hurt so much!
Take two asprin and see the Dept of Neural-Surgery immediately!
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
Take two hours of Rush Limbaugh and call me in the morning.
Take two modems into the shower, not me, I just 28.8k and go!
Take two pawns and drink plenty of liquids.
Take two recipes and call me in the morning.
Take two tagline files and call Bert in the morning
Take two taglines and call me in the morning.
Take two taglines and post me a message in the morning
Take two teddies and call me in the morning
Take us out of orbit Mr Spock. Ahead Warp factor 1 - Kirk
Take us out.  - Captain Kirk
Take us to your leader, the one you humans call Curly.
Take what Scouting taught you everywhere you go.
Take what you can use and let the rest go by
Take what you can use and let the rest go by. - K.Kesey
Take what you can use and let the rest go by. - KEN KESEY -
Take what you get :-))
Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
Take what you want.  Delete what you don't.   =)
Take yer flunky and dangle
Take you for me in eight !
Take you to him I will, yes! -- Yoda
Take you to my leader?  I think not!
Take your Senator to lunch this week
Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes
Take your best stab at the beast  Anagram
Take your brother swimmin' with a brick it's alright.
Take your cat for a wok.
Take your dimwitted gibberish to alt.dumb.ten.year.olds
Take your dress off! Diolus  &lt;&lt;slap&gt;&gt;
Take your hammer to a party; it's a good ice breaker.
Take your hand from my blouse! Mary tittered.
Take your hands off the mouse and assume the position
Take your hat off boy when you're talking to me and be there when I feed the tree
Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it.
Take your life into your own hands, and what happens. A terrible thing: no one to blame. - Erica Jong
Take your mask off...oh sorry, I thought you were wearing one
Take your medicine like a man.
Take your mind off your troubles with a quick hand? - Vagabond
Take your positions for the crutch race. -- Col. Potter
Take your powder, take your gun, report to General Washington!
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Take your shoes off.  And get rid of that popcorn.  I hate popcorn.
Take your shot, Fun Boy! You got your dead-bang. - The Crow
Take your shot, Fun-Boy.  You've got me, dead-bang! - The Crow
Take your thumb outta your ear and put it back in your butt!
Take your time. Kes
Take your time. The plane doesn't leave for 3 minutes
Take your time...hurry up...the choice is yours...don't be late!
Take your weapon...strike me down with all of your hatred
Take your wife's first advice, not her second.
Take yourself a friend, whether woman or man
Taken a Turing test lately?
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd.
Taken the Sears auto center & turned it into HQ - Tom
Taken the Sears auto center and turned it into an HQ. -- Servo
Taken the joy outta looking at someone's hinder - Tom
Takeoffs are optional, landings are mandatory
Takeovers are always announced one day after you sell the stock of the target company
Takes a Wanking and keeps on cranking!
Takes a heap of money to look this cheap. ...Dolly Parton
Takes a little effort to make PCBoard do un-natural acts.
Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
Takes a nuclear attack to distract me. - Anna Steven
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys su
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys superiors' drinks
Takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it!!!
Takes me longer to write this than it does the message!
Takes more than a meltdown to show us how
Takes more than a message to make me smile
Takes one to know one, I say
Takes one to know one, I say.   - Renimar Keth-solamni
Takes pride in work: Conceited. -work evaluationese
Takes so long to bury a cat, damned things keep digging out.
Takes so long too bury a cat, stupid thing keeps digging its way out.
Takes you 24 hrs. to just pick up the stupid phone! -Crow
Takin' every shortcut that leads to your heart. - Indecent Obsession
Takin'my tagline, eh?  Give it back here, ya hoser!
Taking a Greyhound to Hawaii wasn't a good idea. - Mike Nelson
Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past.
Taking a collection to put the Barney kids in therapy.
Taking a pee in the Enchanted Forest, wish you were here - Blonde Moments
Taking a tern for the wurst
Taking criticism is a prerequisite to success.
Taking me seriously can be hazardous to your sanity!
Taking no chances ~~&gt; Bumper sticker seen at mosque that read "Allah bless America."
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited
Taking of lawyers with traps and deadfalls is permitted.
Taking something with a grain of salt may raise your blood pressure
Taking the gun away only changes the way you get screwed.
Taking the wind out of Windows
Taking things philosophically is easy if they don't concern you
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to J
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Taking up collection to give Barney one way ticket to Jur
Taking your LITTLE NOTES--!!!--Mulder
Taking your wife to Paris is like taking a sandwich to a banquet.
Tako je ruzno vreme da ni zenu ne bih pustio napolje !
Takvu retkost odavno nisam video, a onda pustih vodu.
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast
Tale of a tagline thief: I came, I saw, I swiped.
Talent develops in quiet places; character, in the full current of human
Talent develops in tranquillity, character in the full current of human life.  - Goethe
Talent does what it can, genius does what it must, I do what I'm paid to
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.
Talent is as talent does.
Talent is what you posses; genius is what possesses you - Cowley
Talent lies in your choice of drama coach. -S. Adler, Brando's choice
Talent on loan from God.
Talent on loan from God...we are all on loan from God, you see. - Rush
Talent: Being able to bush polka dots.
Tales of a Tagline thief - I came, I read, I stole.
Talgine - The pain of seeing a misspelled taglinne.
Talgine - the pain of a misspelled tagline.
Talgine -- the pain of a misspelled tagline &lt;g&gt;.
Talk - Something that is cheap except for Lawyers and Congressmen
Talk Is Cheap  - By U. N. Envoy
Talk Is Cheap, Because Supply Exceeds Demand
Talk Talk by Talk Talk on an ablum called Talk Talk - Tom
Talk about   s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g   the truth!
Talk about a group of women w/PMS - Joel on girls w/guns
Talk about anal, you must have been toilet-trained at gunpoint
Talk about body styles...my body HAS styles!
Talk about living high on a low hog! - Tick, about Sewer Urchin's apt
Talk about memory!  This system even has a sense of guilt!
Talk about memory, this system includes a sense of guilt.
Talk about tacky" - Fox Mulder (3x19)
Talk about things that make you go hmmmmmm!
Talk about weight off your mind! * Lister
Talk about willing people... over half of them are willing to work and the others are more than willing to watch them
Talk about your fixer-upper... - Timon
Talk about your photo opp
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
Talk be cheap, but rarely free.  Cheeeiit.
Talk digital to me - gives me quantum thrills
Talk dirty to me, baby... baby... baby
Talk funny Zathras does.  Related to Yoda he is!
Talk in your sleep, eh? Don't sleep next to a replicator. Too messy.
Talk is Cheap, unless you're online
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
Talk is cheap - unless it's a lawyer talking!
Talk is cheap -- except when Congress does it.
Talk is cheap -- supply exceeds demand!
Talk is cheap -- until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap . . . until Congress does it!
Talk is cheap . . . until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap ; supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap ONLY  because supply exceeds demand!
Talk is cheap and supply always exceeds demand
Talk is cheap because Supply exceeds Demand ..
Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand
Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand...
Talk is cheap because supply is greater than demand
Talk is cheap because the supply exceeds the demand.
Talk is cheap but Ammo is Cheaper!-The Excellent Anime
Talk is cheap except when a lawyer does it!
Talk is cheap on satellite, but all I get is static
Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap till you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap until you get a lawyer.
Talk is cheap, and so am I.
Talk is cheap, and time's expensive.
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap, but rarely free.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap.  Using a modem gets expensive.
Talk is cheap. 'til you hire a lawyer!
Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive!
Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
Talk is cheap...real hams beep!
Talk is cheap...until you hire an attorney!
Talk is cheap:it'simple supply and demand
Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money
Talk is cheap?  Congress ran up $3 trillion doing it
Talk is cheap???  I suppose you've never hired a lawyer!
Talk is cheapuntil you hire a lawyer.
Talk is easy and natural - Old hams chirp like turKEYS!
Talk loudly and carry a small stick. - Bill Clinton
Talk me into losin' just as long as I can win - Billy Joel
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Talk of revolution is one of avoiding reality.J.K. Galbraith
Talk or kiss.  Not both. -- Kira to Bareil
Talk or play.  Not both. * Worf
Talk or scream. The choice is yours, @FN@
Talk or whine. The choice is yours, @FN@
Talk radio causes terrorism just like MTV causes teen suicide.
Talk radio is irrelevant. -- Clinton of Borg
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish -- Euripides
Talk slow but think quick!
Talk slowly, I'm only running at 33Mhz.
Talk softly and carry a "BIG" stick
Talk to God we're praying, when God talks to us we're schizophrenic.
Talk to God; dial IME-LVIS
Talk to Guinan.
Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli
Talk to him Steven.  Tell him what you feel... - Ivanova
Talk to me @N@. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me Orville Bullitt. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me Ron Janorkar. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me Seanette Blaylock. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me Yakko Warner. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me before I have to let these people take you! - Sisko
Talk to me, Orville Bullitt.  Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me, honey. Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to me.  Hi Jeffery, Hi Steven, Hi David... -- TV's Frank
Talk to me.  Make believe I'm your bartender.
Talk to the World - Become a Ham Radio Operator
Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny!
Talk while making love: "Relax, ain't nobody comin'"
Talk with your hand over your mouth
Talk without speaking --U2
Talk's cheap till you need a lawyer.
Talk's cheap, not if it's a lawyer talking
Talk, scream, or whine. The choice is yours, @TO.
Talk, whine, or scream.  The choice is yours
Talk, whine, or scream.  The choice is yours, Orville Bullitt.
Talk:  Something that is cheap except for Lawyers and Congressmen.
Talkative Japanese - By Terry Yaki
Talkers are no good doers. - William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Talkers are no good doers.&lt;&lt;Shakespeare&gt;, "Henry VI"&gt;
Talkie Toaster? What a concept.
Talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation
Talking Barbie and the Pentium-90 agree!  "Math is hard!"
Talking Politics to the Bottom of the "Bell Curve."
Talking Vaccum Cleaner: "You want me to suck WHAT?!"
Talking about books is never a waste of space... -- Mycroft
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. (Laurie Anderson)
Talking bathroom scales: Proof that technology isn't always good
Talking is a disease of age.
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
Talking poo is where *I* draw the line! - Cartman  [South Park]
Talking right is not politically correct.
Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board.
Talking to the stiffs again, Melvin? -- Aggie
Talking to them won't make them go away
Talking to you is like talking to a wall! &lt;The Iron Circle&gt;
Talking to yourself isn't bad... unless you do it with a megaphone
Talks a lot but he doesn't say much. - McCoy on Cochrane
Talks as if balancing the family tree on his nose
Talkshow hosts that run out of weirdos to feature. Next, on Geraldo.
Tall & tan & young & lovely, the girl from Hiroshima -Tom
Tall Tails for the Tailless.
Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Hiroshima
Tall as a post and just as smart
Tall, dark, good-looking beers are common
Tallulah Bankhead barged down the Nile last night as Cleopatra and sank. -- John Mason Brown, drama critic
Tallulah Bankhead quotes
Talmac casts and ......... The quarterback is toast !
Talmac casts and ......... The quarterback is toast !
Talmudic scholars/ponder SPAM.  Is anything/on Earth less kosher?
TamDos 1.0 (A)bort (R)etry (K)iss Dex?
Tamales make my bottom burble.-Goose at football game,Rocko's Mod Life
Tamarian Thief: 'Temba, with his hands up... NOW! suckah!'
Tamarian mugger: "Temba, his arms up, NOW, suckah!"
Tamarian mugger: Timbir, his arms up, NOW!
Tamarian nightmares: Kirk and Spock, at McDonalds
Tamarian pornography:  Madonna, behind the green door.
Tamarie Simmons on screen.  Set phasers to Slaughter
Tame cat
Taming of the Shrew - Starring Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Tammy Faye loves you.  Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
Tammy Potash ... EchoTaglineConnoisseur
Tammy are you naked?
Tammy is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Tammy's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day.
Tammy, Tammy, boTammy, bananarama poTammy, fee fi foTammy, Tammy!
Tammy/Tammy Potash/Queen of the Wild Frontier
Tamo dje su djetici krcili putljagu.
Tampa Bay are 11-0?  Oh, I've aaaaalways been a Buc's fan!!
Tampering w/wrestling will bring punishment - Tom
Tampon Man (Rag Man)
Tampon in mouth, Blondie didn't know what she did with her cigarette
Tampon lomim, ruke mi krvave.
Tampons $1 a dozen! No strings attached!
Tamsen Thistlehawk-Ranck: a weed, a bird, and a military sleeve
Tamsen has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Tan? Heck no..I'm from Vancouver...that's rust.
Tandy America's Technology. Sure!
Tandy DOS 3.20.22 -&gt; What Is this neat little toy ?
Tandy is not dandy...it's just a randy computer !
Tandy...You can buy better, but you can't pay more.
Tandy: A computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Tandy: For the unsuspecting consumer.
Tandy: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices.
Tandy: You can buy better, but you can't pay more.
Tangent - Man who has been in the Sun
Tangent: n., Man risking melanoma.
Tangle up your twisted tongue.  It's simple. - Collective Soul
Tango Sierra Soldier!  FIDO! - Curt Carson
Tango:  You can't untie it
Tanit           - Heavenly Goddess
Tank Rambo:  an all terrain combat me. -- Tom Servo
Tanker: Someone who rides, to where he is going to die, in his coffin.
Tankers DO IT with armor.
Tankers refer to the infantry as Crunchies
Tanks -- they're a "male thing!"
Tanned women are like turkeys---All the white meat is the best!!! |-)
Tant va la tagline au BBS qu'� la fin elle est vol�e
Tantric electronics: � mani padme �
Tanya Harding cocktail: Club soda on ice
Tanya Harding: 7 lead pipes from the gold.
Tanya Harding: Botched up tying her shoelaces too.
Tanya Rodham Bobbitt of Borg: one mean woman!
Tao abides in non-action, Yet nothing remains undone. &lt;Tao Te Ching&gt;
Tao can be spoken not real Tao.
Tao is only a word in my ear. --Chuang Tzu
Taoism                    sh*t happens
Taoism - **** Happens
Taoism ... S*** happens
Taoism: (def.)  S**t happens.
Taoist: dung is tao too.
Tap a da marnien te ya!
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Tap dancing in the canoe of life
Tap dancing is a lot of fun, you just have to be really careful you don't fall off
Tap here &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; with HAMMER for new monitor!
Tap pants...er..uh...Dance belt - Crow
Tap the cunt.
Tap to produce 3 mana of any color.  Mox Lotus
Tap to produce 3 mana of any color.  Mox Lotus
Tap with hammer here &gt;&lt; for "breaking glass" sound effect
Tap with hammer here ���� for new monitor!
Tap! Tap! Is this tagline thingie working?
Tap..Tap..Tap.. 'Scuse me, is this thing on?...Onneeee...Twwoooo
Tapas, n.: Spanish for "not enough food"
Tape Drive...Disk Drive...Hard Drive...CD-ROM Drive...Warp Drive
Tape backup-something you do after a poster falls down
Tape librarians will mount anything
Tape tonight's episode of Tek Wars - Dr. Forrester
Tape, staples, stitches, glue: John Bobbitt's shopping li
Taped live
Tapes are burnt out,......trying the memory banks... - Spock
Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive
Tapioca:  The only known dessert that produces leftovers.
Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap...Fireball!
Tar & feathers will be provided
Tar is not a Plaything
Tar is not a play thing -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F02
Tar is not a plaything
Tar is not a plaything - Bart Simpson's lines
Tar is not a plaything. - Bart Simpson
Tar is not a plaything. - Bart's Board
Tar is not a plaything. --Bart Simpson.
Tarantula (n) Tribble with an attitude
Tardis Express.  When it has to be there Yesterday!
Tardis Express:  When it positively HAS to be there YESTERDAY!!
Tardis: for those packages that really need to be there yesterday.
Target Front.....INCOMING FRONT!!!!!!
Target sighted and locked. - Billie Munny
Target that explosion and fire! -- Sulu
Target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
TarglIj yInga' yIruch! (Klingon for: Go f*ck your targ!)
Tarotdactyl: dinosaur who reads your cards
Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. -- B. Franklin
Tarzan no need stupid firehose! -- Johnny Fever
Tarzan no want Jane - Tarzan want Steve.
Tarzan of Borg - "Me assimilate.  You assimilated."
Tarzan travels to California in:  The Apes of Wrath
Tas, I didn't even know you had a sweetheart!--Tanis
Tasha Burger:    (It'll come up again later after it's gone.)
Tasha Yar - one who knows the real meaning of receiving Data.
Tasha Yar Supports Data Entry
Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry - it never happened!
Tasha Yar dreams of data entry overflow
Tasha Yar seeks Data input
Tasha Yar supports "Captain's Log" Entry.
Tasha Yar supports Data Entry!
Tasha Yar works in a Data entry position.
Tasha Yar's busy in her quarters receiving Data.
Tasha Yar's least favorite phrase?  "Insufficient Data".
Tasha Yar's specialty:  Data input!
Tasha Yar, busy in her quarters receiving Data.
Tasha Yar: "Put down that Playboy, my phaser's set to kill!"
Tasha and Data, when the bulkheads shook
Tasha and I were intimate -- Data
Tasha doesn't support Data entry.  She says it never happened!
Tasha tried tremendously,thankfully two tries to treat trekers triumph.
Tasha, leave DATA's floppy disk alone!
Tasha:  "Insufficient."
Tasmania.... down under, Down Under :)
Tasmania:  Beautiful one day, Related the next.
Tasmanians can multitask!
Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Taste 'em again for the first time
Taste bad to your predators
Taste cannot be controlled by law. - Thomas Jefferson
Taste first, ask questions later
Taste is the enemy of creativeness. - Pablo Picasso
Taste just like Mothers recipe, she couldn't cook either
Taste makes waist
Taste me you will see... more is all you need!
Taste me....I'm organic!
Taste my steel, Pasty Boy! -- Dr. Forrester
Taste my steel, pasty boy!
Taste my steel, please - Mike as wimpy tennis player
Taste my steel, please. -- Mike Nelson
Taste tester for Alpo.
Taste the good things in life...Kiss a Pagan!
Taste the love can it be magic?
Taste the love it makes you numb.
Taste the pain!
Taste, n. - The difference between an oral and an anal thermometer
Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste.
Tasteful words, you might have to eat them.
Tasteless recipe attached to pointless message.
Tasters Choice:  The Final Chapter! -- Crow T. Robot
Tasters Choice: The Final Chapter - Crow on dating couple
Tastes great AND less filling.
Tastes great!
Tastes great! Less filling!
Tastes just like chicken. (Jeffery Dalhmer)
Tastes like a chocolate covered urinal cake - Tom
Tastes like chicken. - Timone
Tastes like goat drool!  Weak selling point!
Tastes like horse pee?  Domestic or imported?
Tastes like horse pee? Corn fed Clydesdale or grass fed quarter horse?
Tastes like horse pee? DON'T invite me to those parties
Tastes like horse pee? Have a breath mint
Tastes like horse pee? Is that opposed to pony pee?
Tastes like horse pee? What ELSE do you drink in the barn?
Tastes like horse pee? What did you water the horse with?
Tastes like horse pee? You took trickle down economy too seriously
Tasting, 1-2-3, Tasting
Tasty cheddar makes everything better
Tata, vidi prase! Stani prase!!!
Tatercrater - Hole dug in mashed potatoes to keep the gravy in.
Taterfamilias: the head of the Potato Head family
Tatewaki Kuno:  The ego that walks like a man
Tatoo Parlor Hell: "EAGLE? I thought you said BEAGLE."
Tatoo Parlor Hell: "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
Tatoo Parlor Hell: "There are 2 o's in Bob, right?'
Tatoo Parlor Hell: "We're all out of red, so I used pink."
Tatoos are the common man's way of investing in art
Tattered times and brainwashed minds, cluttering up his thinking.
Tattoo's favorite kind of M&M's:  "The Plain!  The Plain!"
Tattoos, n. - Just a pigment of your immagination
Tattoos, n. - The crowning touch to excessive plastic surgery
Tau, tau, carry the tau...Yeah, that's the ticket.--A. Einstein
Taueret         - Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing
Taueret, Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing.
Taught him everything I know, and still he knows nothing.
Taunting the sense and tempting the soul
Taurus Excretum Ad Infinitum
Taurus: official sign of the Taglines echo
Taurus: official sign of the recipes echo
Taut, taut, strewn about, your callow life in dismay...- Warlock
Tawn Hermo, Snack Giver of Carthage - Tom Servo's names
Tax 'em all, let Hillary sort 'em out.
Tax Man - He's got what it takes to take what you've got!
Tax News: People who made no money last year will get 10% back!
Tax Return May Be Required After Death
Tax Shelter Tip #1: Buy High -- Sell Low.
Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents.
Tax This!
Tax abatement is welfare for the rich.
Tax dollars: Clinton's soldiers in the war on poverty.
Tax forms should read "income owed us" and "in commode yo
Tax increases are irrelevant. --Clinton of Borg
Tax office, n.: Den of inequity
Tax office: a den of inequity.
Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
Tax reform:  Don't tax you or me, tax that fellow there
Tax reform: Taxing something new.
Tax return
Tax rich bachelors heavily. Why should they be so happy?
Tax shelter - A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents
Tax the Federal Reserve to pay off the Federal Debt!
Tax the churches!!!!!
Tax the churches. Tax the busineses owned by the churches. -F.Zappa
Tax the poor and the ugly! Everyone should sacrifice!
Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there's no rich no more.
Tax time - that's when all your pictures of George Washington give their farewell address
Tax, Tagline, and title included.
Tax, n. - Payment made to government for servitude rendered
Tax, recipe, and title included.
Tax, tagline, and title included.
Tax-all: Clinton's cure for economic growth
Tax=Contribution; Investment=Spending -&gt; From the Clinton Era.
Taxandspendus liberalus ad nauseam extremeus
Taxation *WITH* representation ain't so hot, either.
Taxation WITH represenation isn't that great either!
Taxation WITH representation is no great deal either!
Taxation WITH representation isn't so great either
Taxation is Theft!
Taxation is Theft, Jury Duty and the Draft are Servitude.
Taxation is little more than legalized extortion.
Taxation may be theft, but *I* like paved roads
Taxation with representation is THEFT!
Taxation with representation isn't very great either.
Taxation without representation was cause for revolt.  We
Taxes - a government term for screwing you without kisses
Taxes are a form of Capitol punishment.
Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself out of the market
Taxes are high because of the dope in Ottawa
Taxes are not designed to be fair, they're designed to raise money
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. - Lazarus Long
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. Robert A. Heinlein
Taxes are not levied for the taxed.
Taxes are not raised for the benefit of the taxed
Taxes are not raised for the benefit of the taxed. - Lazarus Long
Taxes are revolting, why aren't you?
Taxes prepared by you: H&R Blockhead.
Taxes still too low for you?  Then vote for Clinton/Gore in '96!
Taxes still too low?  Clinton/Gore '96
Taxes still too low? Vote democrat in 2000
Taxes, Taxes and more Taxes ! Of course I live in Toronto
Taxes, Taxes, that great big expanse east of New Mexico!
Taxes, n. : Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension
Taxes, the death of all of us.
Taxes: A government term for screwing you without kissing you.
Taxes: A synonym for robbery
Taxes: Just another name for robbery!
Taxes: The failure mode of IncumboCrats.
Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes.
Taxi cab drivers come faster.
Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
Taxi! How much to the airport if I drive?
Taxi, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline is adopted!
Taxidermist vs Tax collector: Taxidermist takes only the skin.
Taxidermist, n.: A man who mounts animals
Taxidermist:  A man who knows his stuff.
Taxidermists do it to last.
Taxidermists mount anything.
Taxidermists never die-they just begin a gnu
Taxidermists will mount anything
Taxidermy Cafe:  Let us stuff you
Taxing the country into prosperity: Clinocchio!
Taxis are water soluble. G. Kelly
Taxodiaceae, Pinaceae, Glossopteridales Oh my!
Taxpayer, n. - An April fool
Taxpayer:  A government worker with no vacation, no sick leave and no holidays.
Taxpayers are the chief food of politicians.
Taxula! - And his side kick - ALGORE!!!
TazDOS:  Inflatable life raft found.  Eat?  (Yeah/yeah/yeah/yeah)
TazDOS:  Life raft found.  Eat?  (Yeah/yeah/yeah/yeah)
Tchaikovsky: winner of the War of 1812
Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates
Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates after a goal
Te only thing the borg left was this MacIntosh
TeNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I
Tea For Two  - By Roland Butta
Tea just happens to be my 3rd favorite thing in the Universe
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot, NOW!!! - Captain Edward Jellico
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.  OW!!! not THAT hot!! - Picard
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. - And computer...in a cup this time
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Engage. Make it so.  Come! - Gnomish Picard
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.-Picard Ale, Romulan, Lots.-Kirk
Tea, Earl Grey, hot ... "IN A CUP!" - Picard to replicator
Tea, Earl Grey, hot for 10,000 - Locutus of Borg
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.....OUCH!
Tea, Earl Grey... no.  Make that a lemonade. Cold. (Picard)
Tea, Earl GreyHot. -- Picard
Tea, earl grey, NOT!!!
Tea, white with 2, just like my men.
Tea-Earl-Grey-Hot. Engage. Make it so. Come!
Tea.  Earl Gray.  Hot.  IN A CUP!
Tea.  Earl Grey.  Hot.  Ow!  Not *that* hot! -- Picard
Tea.  Earl Grey.  Ice cold, dammit.
Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. But...in a CUP, this time!--Picard
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Ow! Not *that* hot! - Picard
Tea. Earl Grey. Slightly warm.
Tea; Earl Grey; NOT! - Capt. Wayne Campbell, Starship Aurora
TeaEarlGreyHotEngageMakeitsoCome! - Gnome Picard
Teach Me!  - By I. Wanda Know
Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Teach a Kid to Fish and Get them `Hooked' for life.
Teach a Yankee to drive: Point him back up I-95 NORTH!
Teach a bird to play baseball, he might make the mynah leagues.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway
Teach a man to fish and you won't have to share your worms.
Teach a man to fish, and he sits in a boat and drinks beer
Teach a pig to sing?  It wastes time and annoys the pig
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway
Teach kids the value of a dollar, give them a dime
Teach me how to Kill them Kosh. You will Die. Yes, but not alone.
Teach me no more, bondsman.  Today I tech you. - Roland
Teach me to fish and I will eat forever
Teach one to fish and they eat for a lifetime
Teach only Love, for that is what you are
Teach them to observe ALL my commandments - Matthew 28:20
Teach what you know to those that can use it, and sell to the rest
Teach you the classic 'Board gag' - Mike to Tom & Crow
Teach you the classic `board gag'... -- Mike Nelson
Teach your kids to think so they can be free
Teach...your children well
Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother.
Teacher = Person attempting to civilize youth. See crazy.
Teacher Assistants do it with class.
Teacher in sex-education class:  Lets begin with the obvious.
Teacher is not a leper
Teacher is not a leper    -Bart
Teacher is not a leper - Bart Simp./Epis. 9F08
Teacher is not a leper - Bart Simpson's lines
Teacher is not a leper -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F08
Teacher is not a leper � Bart on the blackboard
Teacher is not a leper. - Bart Simpson
Teacher is not a leper. - Bart's Board
Teacher is not a leper. --Bart Simpson.
Teacher of Borg: Homework will be assimilated.
Teacher of Borg: Not doing your work is futile!
Teacher said it was dain bramage
Teacher said use my grey matter but underwear didn't help
Teacher!  Tommy drew a bong
Teacher! @F drew a bong
Teacher's Work Day. OxyMoron, or rare occurance?
Teacher, may I please be excused?  My brain is full.
Teacher, teach us now! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Teacher:  A non-violent mother
Teacher: How do you spell tardiness?  Student: L-A-T-E.
Teacher: If there were five flies on this table and I killed one, how many would be left? Student: One. The dead one
Teachers DO IT 50 times after class
Teachers DO IT every period.
Teachers DO IT repeatedly.
Teachers DO IT with instruction.
Teachers affect eternity
Teachers are the best people in the whole world.
Teachers aren't Einsteins.
Teachers do it for good heads.
Teachers do it repeatedly.
Teachers do it with class.
Teachers do it......but forgot how!
Teachers have class.
Teachers have more fun than ;[5%mNO CARRIER
Teachers have more fun than...W$%& a NO CARRIER
Teachers make little things count
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.  - Chinese Proverb
Teachers who ask for blind obedience get dumb students.
Teachers would do it....but forgot how!!
Teachers would do it....but with class!!
Teachers! Stretching the minds on the rack of knowledge! - The Tick
Teaching 3 "R's" in CA public schools - rap, rubbers & revolvers.
Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time & annoys the pig
Teaching history is a thing of the past
Teaching is most effective in those happy dispositions where it is almost -- Gibbons
Teaching is the art of assisting discovery
Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without p
Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possessing it.
Teaching kids there are no absolutes leads them to drugs. -Mel Gabler
Teaching programming in BASIC is like teaching driving in a wheelbarrow.
Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty. - Albert Einstein
Teaching:  Appearing to have known your subject forever.
Teaching: Insanity with a purpose.
Teahouse of the August...MURDER! - Crow
Team Amiga: The user base for the machine that makes it all possible
Team Amiga: we're different
Team OS/2 -- I've been warped (Warp II that is...)
Team OS/2: The Few, The Proud, The Confused.
Team effort:  A lot of people doing what _I_ say!
Teamsters motto: "You got a problem with that, buddy?"
Teamsters? .. We don't need any ... we have market clout!
Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.
Teamwork is VITAL.  It gives you someone to blame.
Teamwork is critical; it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork is essential - it gives them another target
Teamwork is essential - it gives them someone else to shoot at.
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork is essential, it gives them somebody else to shoot at
Teamwork is essential. It gives them another target.
Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else
Teamwork is essential; it gives them other people to shoot at.
Teamwork is very important... it allows you to blame someone
Teamwork is vital!  (It  gives  you someone to blame.)
Teamwork is vital; it allow you to blame someone else
Teamwork ist unentbehrlich. Du kannst die Verantwortung jemand zuschieben
Teamwork, n.: Having someone to blame
Teamwork:  Helping one another be right, not wrong.
Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someo
Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at
Tear Up Those Betting Slips  - By Lou Zerr
Tear Your Hair Out #1: "Kittycat just ate the mouse!"
Tear down the Wall!
Tear down the wall! -Floyd
Tear drops on my pillow.
Tear drops on my window.
Tear gas is produced with onions & baked beans.
Tear him to pieces!--Do it presently!
Tear it from your soul in nightly hunt. -Metallica
Tear off his sign bit and SHIFT down his throat!
Tearline not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Mail_Tosser |-)
Tears are  the  safety valve of the heart
Tears are the safety valve of the heart. -- Albert Smith
Tears are the thank yous of the soul.
Tears don't lie, Tearlines often !
Tears fall and burn the garden greens - Hendrix
Tears of Time, just an Illusion
Tears on the sleeve of a man.. don't wanna be a boy today - T. Amos
Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean   Tennyson
Tease me, please me, 69 me!
Tease the wool? Well, okay...dirty old woo-ool! Dirty
Tease your plants!! Water them with Ice cubes!!
Tease, n. - Girl whose clothes are so tight, the guys can hardly breathe!
Teasing plastic takes protein out. -- Joel Robinson
Teats? Wow can we say that? Teats! Teats! Teats! - Tom Servo & Crow
Tech Rep's Motto: If it ain't broke, fix it
Tech Support HelpLine - just an engaged signal away
Tech Support is Just A Busy Signal Away
Tech Support: Having a tremendous grasp of the obvious
Tech Support: Just a busy signal away!
Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure!
Tech Support: help is just a busy signal away.
Tech support abuse hotline. WTF did you screw up now?
Tech support?  What's that?--Bill Gates
Tech writers do it manually.
Techies DO IT in the blackout (with power tools).
Techies DO IT till it Hz.
Techies do it behind the scenes. (as in stage hands)
Techies do it in the dark.
Techies do it on cue.
Technical Books - "Sleeping pills you read!"
Technical Support is just a busy signal away
Technicality: A liberal's view of someone else's rights
Technicality: A liberal's view of the 2nd Amendment.
Technically speaking, 0110100111101011101100101101 0100111011111000
Technically, it's a lethal dose, but it keeps me happy
Technically, sir, tomatoes are fags
Technically, the small intestine *begins* at the mouth
Technician in search of a network
Technicians DO IT with greater frequency.
Technicians DO IT with high voltage probes
Technicians DO IT with mechanical assistance.
Technicians DO IT with precision!
Technicians do it accurately.
Technicians do it with frequency.
Technicians tinker.  Engineers tear it up.
Technique: A trick that works
Techno Pagan.
Techno Unplugged !
Techno entsteht, wenn die Soundkarte defekt ist
Techno, Handy und Computer inside
TechnoBabble - Requires BS to understand!!!
TechnoBabble, the language of choice!
Technobabble : Double Talk for the 24th Century
Technobabble limit exceeded.  Del JARGON.EXE?  (Y/n)
Technobabble limit exceeded.  Delete OKUDA.EXE (Y/y)?
Technobabble limit exceeded. Del JARGON.EXE Y/N?
Technochicken: So I do the only thing I can: I cross.
Technological Civilization: Redundant or Contradictory?
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. - Albert Einstein
Technologie don't transfer - Conrad Stenton
Technology ... Ain't it amazing?
Technology Gone Wild - Technical solutions to technical problems
Technology abhors little failures but rewards big ones
Technology always seems to be deeper than your pockets
Technology does not move backward.  B. Jones
Technology high on the leading edge of life
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. - Max Frisch
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what
Technology is no more of a problem now than it has always been.  --J. Redford
Technology is so technological
Technology is the drug of choice for most Americans
Technology is too easy a tool for the misguided musician.
Technology makes "overpopulation" a mislabeled term. : Karl Marx
Technology or Magic: You Decide
Technology won't save us. - George Lucas
Technology:  Stuff that wasn't around when you were born
Technology: magic to a barbarian.
Technology; also science, physics, etc, Something that works, has the desired affect but one thinks one knows why
Ted "Chappaquidick" Kennedy for Boston Dog Catcher!!
Ted "My Other Car is a U-Boat" Kennedy
Ted Bundy supports General Electric
Ted Kaczynski has aplomb.
Ted Kennedy . My other car is under water...
Ted Kennedy Bumper Sticker - My Other Car is Under Water
Ted Kennedy Party Tip - Take Off Pants, Mingle
Ted Kennedy Virus: Crashes your computer, but denies it e
Ted Kennedy Virus: Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened.
Ted Kennedy Virus: Crashes your hard drive, but denies it ever happen
Ted Kennedy and Bob Packwood think harass is two words.
Ted Kennedy for LIFEGUARD at the White House!!
Ted Kennedy for Lifeguard.
Ted Kennedy for President, have a blond in every pond!
Ted Kennedy for lifeguard!
Ted Kennedy has a confirmed kill, unlike the Iraqi's AF
Ted Kennedy of Borg: You will be assimilated.  Hop in the car.
Ted Kennedy party tip: take off pants and mingle.
Ted Kennedy � "My other car is under water..."
Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker [ My other car is underwater ]
Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My Other Car is Underwater!
Ted Kennedy's Law Firm:  Wyner, Dyner, Dicker and Dunker
Ted Kennedy's PT109 - Mike on boating lovers
Ted Kennedy's PT109. -- Mike Nelson
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than all my guns
Ted Kennedy: "My nephew will walk your daughter home."
Ted Kennedy: Proof that booze, driving and swimming dont mix.
Ted Kennedy:"My nephew will walk your daughter home."
Ted Koppel: the father Alfred E. Newman never talks about.
Ted Nugent & Dave Mustaine - rock`n'roll political polarity.
Ted Nugent - Official rock and roller of the E.I.B. Network.
Ted Nugent and Dave Mustaine:  Rock`n'roll political polarity.
Ted Nugent for President!
Ted Turner Virus: Colorizes your mono monitor.
Ted Turner is colorizing the universe.
Ted Turner is colorizing the universe. -- Joel Robinson
Ted Turner: "Nuclear war would really set back cable."
Ted my friend, strange things are afoot at the Circle K
Ted's Law:  You can't fall off the floor.
Ted's the only one I know who tried to kill his animal guide.
Teddy Bears DO IT in their bear skins.
Teddy Bears are better than valium.
Teddy Failure ** (A)rouse, (R)elieve or (T)ickle?
Teddy Fear - World Tour - 1996
Teddy Kennedy, leader of the Libertine Party
Teddy Kennedy:  A Blonde in Every Pond!
Teddy Kennedys car killed more people than my gun has
Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick.
Teddy bear replaces Clinton in bloody Pooh-d'Etat!  Film at 11!
Teddy bear replaces John Howard in bloody Pooh-d'Etat, Film at 11!
Teddy bears and hugs, my next best favorite things!
Teddy bears do it till they're stuffed.
Teddy bears do it with small children.
Teddy cocktail....more bear than one man can
Teddy control - Eat the whole box? (Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,y)
Teddy to Bill: "You should have drowned her too..."!
Teddy with a Truncheon - Mike
Teddy with a truncheon... -- Mike Nelson
Teddy's furry mound - Her nose (well it IS covered in fur!)
Teddybear for president !
Teddys' mating call: "MORE, MORE, MORE!!"
Tee deum: golf deity.
Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt. --Jack Nicklaus
Tee, Eye, Double Guh, ER,  That spells TIGGER!
Tee, Eye, Double Guh, ER,  That spells TIGGER!
Teehee. I'm horny! - Tom Servo as young girl
Teela Brown doesn't believe in Murphy
Teen Challenge a Christian drug and alcohal rehab
Teen Dad - Tom
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hooker Nuns on the next Geraldo.
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFO Aliens - Next on Geraldo
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFOs! - Donahue
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFOs! - Geraldo
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers raped by UFO: On next Geraldo.
Teen Mother  - By Pasteur Period
Teen suicides have gone down since '77. Hmm, what year did disco die?
Teen-age Mutant Ninja Haggis!!
Teen-age boys will drive anything - except a lawn mower.
Teen-agers are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Teen:The age when boys experience life, liberty & happiness of pursuit
Teenage Hell:  A parent who's into BBSing
Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*????
Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Haggis!!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Technical Writers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles,soft & furry & in no hurry!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DO IT with pizza.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri
Teenage males can *do it* every 20 minutes. Really!
Teenage mating rituals?! --Wesley Crusher
Teenage wasteland, its only teenage wasteland
Teenager declared insane after voluntarily cleaning room.
Teenager:  Punishment for great sex
Teenager:  a young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
Teenager: A hormone with feet
Teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
Teenager: One with tunnel vision and selective hearing.
Teenager: Person having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
Teenagers - GODS punishment  for unplanned sex !!
Teenagers - people so smart only other teenagers understand them
Teenagers : Your punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenagers Of The '50's - By Bobbie Sox
Teenagers Of The '50's:            Bobbie Sox*
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox
Teenagers are God's punishment for enjoying sex!
Teenagers are afraid of nothing - except shovelling snow
Teenagers are alike in so many disrespects.
Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!!
Teenagers are two year olds with hormones and wheels. -- Will Limon
Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex!
Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque ways.
Teenagers who have sex are destined to die in grotesque waysTeenagers, God's Joke for Enjoying Sex
Teenagers with a Drivers license - your worst nightmares!
Teenagers, God's Joke for Enjoying Sex
Teenagers, God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenagers, protesters and lawyers think they're never wrong.
Teenagers:  Punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenagers:  The price paid for that TWO HOURS of "fun".
Teenagers:  Your punishment for enjoying sex.
Teenagers: Punishment for great sex
Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex
Teenagers: who have sex are destined to die
Teenmobile ON! - Joel as teen runs to his car
Teens come runnin' for the good taste of porn - Mike
Teens, Smaller versions of immature adults.
TeenyTag 2.00: the niftiest tagline program for TerMail.
Teeth don't fail me now! - Filbert, Rocko's Modern Life
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. -dentist ad in Hong Kong
Teeth mark on a man will heal
Teeth marks on a toilet bowl rim.
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Teets!  Teets! -- Crow T. Robot
Teets! Teets! - Crow on name in credits
Teflon Keyboard...for sticky fingers.
Teflon brain (nothing sticks)
Teflon brain -- nothing sticks.
Tefnut          - Goddess of Death
Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.  -- Geoffrey Chaucer
Tek kad sam upalio racunar,shvatio sam da sam ga ugasio
Tel Aviv, Mondamin !
Tel SYSOP ... tel user......................L.U.I.
Telco.sys corrupted. recommend competitive market
TeleMate & OLX two horses on same rider!
Telecom   -   Australian for "Inefficient Monopoly"
Telecom Rule #1: Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Telecom: Collect call from the Gamma Quadrant. Will YOU accept charges
Telecommuncations -- A bit far fetched.
Telecommunication:  telepathy for the psi impaired.
Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Telecommunting is great therapy!
Telecomputing is to the mind as sex is to the body
Telecourse: it's hard to get an `F'
Telecrastination: waiting until the 2nd ring to answer.
Telefonkatalogen er god nok, men filmen var bedre
Telefun radi ki zmajcek.
Telegan--Oversexed and underlaid
Telegans....not so brave in the microwave!
Telegant: Looking good on tv
Telegard's the orginal, anything else is just a hack!
Telegram? No, Witches use Pentagrams!
Telegrapher's daughter, but she sure didit...didit...didit
Telemarketer's tombstone: Dead ringer.
Telemarketers DO IT over, and over, and over
Telemate and Bluewave: Everything bad brought together!
Telemate built-in multi-tasking is great!
Telemate--the more you use it, the better it is!
Telepath They're here -Delenn
Telepath needed. You know where to apply!
Telepathy interface error. Think F1 to continue
Telepathy is minding someone else's business.
Telepathy is minding someone else's business. -- Luxwana Troi
Telepathy means never having to say you're sorry
Telepathy:  Knowing what people think when really they don't think at all
Telephone Tag:  The Sport of the Future
Telephone charges are cheaper the farther you call, go figure
Telephone poles only hit cars in self defense.
Telephone sex?  But those holes are so small!
Telephone was ringing, they told me it was Chairman Mao. -L. George
Telephone...  Telegraph...  Tell-a-queen
Telephonsex ? Aber das Ding geht doch gar nicht in den H�rer 'rein !
Teleport - BEST value for Internet access.
Teleport NOW, Orac!
Teleportation affects orientation.
Teleporting Demonic Sorceresses Don't Die!
Telerama: The Best Internet Provider!  28.8k 412-226-8060
Telescopes are for those who are C00L! - Beavis & Butthead
Telethon Donation Line?...%$#@& - NO JERRY
Televangelism             Send all your money or sh*t will happen
Televangelists. The pro wrestlers of religion
Televangelists: The professional wrestlers of religion
Televators - The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal
Television - a medium - never rare nor well done
Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done
Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert Carson
Television ChalkZone: The Chalk of the Town (1995)
Television critic
Television critic
Television does not equal violence - Mulder  (3x23)
Television gives good disaster.
Television has a lot to answer for!  RoboCop
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Landers
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare
Television is chewing gum for the eyes
Television is chewing gum for the eyes (racing, the exception)
Television is democracy at its ugliest
Television is democracy at its ugliest - P. Chayefsky
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Television is democracy at its ugliest.  - Paddy Chayevsky
Television is not only furntiure, but generally tasteless in style
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel. -- Gore Vidal
Television is so dull that children are doing their homework.
Television is the vessel of the eternally absent
Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosives.
Television proves people will look at except each other.
Television rots tha brane.
Television shows:  those little interludes between the commercials.
Television sucks...the intelligence right out of you - Chao
Television test patterns are more educational than Barney.
Television.  Turkey sandwiches.  Let the OK times roll
Television:  Society's best pesticide for the reading bug
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
Television: Society's best pesticide for the reading bug.
Television: no good will come of it. The word is half Greek and half Latin.
Televisiono Francus! - TV's Frank
Televisiono Francus! - TV's Frank
Televison allows thousands of people to laugh at the same joke and still remain alone. - Bertrand Russell
Telix + PICK-UP + RECORD + Qedit = $110.00  :)
Telix - the more you use it, the better BitCom looks!
Telix changed my life. I used it to download Telemate!
Telix is for kids
Telix jammer active: 
Telix saved my life; I used it to download Telemate!
Telix users DO IT with SALT!
Telix users are worth their SALT.
Telix would be a steal at $69!
Telix--the more you use it, the more they hate you!
Telix: Tastes great, Less filling.
Tell  us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of
Tell 'em I'm comin' and tell 'em hell's comin' with me!...Wyatt Earp
Tell 'em to flip a coin! - Geordi
Tell 'em we said, "Sayonara."      Marlon Brando
Tell Abe to vote ballet.
Tell Barney "only the little people pay taxes".
Tell Barney Sharon Stone wants to be his "love kitten".
Tell Barney smoking will improve his image.
Tell Barney the National Enquirer is good literature.
Tell Barney there's a white sale at a KKK rally.
Tell Barney to "just say no" to a carjacker.
Tell Barney to drive in California during an earthquake.
Tell Barney to follow the exploits of Donald Trump.
Tell Barney to invest in Whitewater.
Tell Barney to move to germany with an immigration visa.
Tell Barney to take his nap on a park bench.
Tell Bush overpopulation is the big problem!
Tell Clinton: demand human rights for Tibetans or no MFN for China
Tell Dark Helmet that he must take the princess alive!
Tell Dr. McCoy he should have wished me luck. Spock
Tell Godot I couldn't wait.
Tell Lorena Bobbitt Barney cheated on her.
Tell Me Lies.....Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
Tell Me!  I'm cleared for wierd
Tell Mericus I'd like to see him. - Kirk
Tell Michael Jackson NOT to get hold of himself
Tell Michael it was only business. - Tessio
Tell Michael it was only business. I always liked him. - Tessio
Tell Mother... I feel fine. - Spock, *Star Trek IV*
Tell Scully I've been working out -- Frohike
Tell Security we found the intruder. Kirk
Tell Spock. It worked. - Kirk
Tell a blonde 2 part her hair in middle, she does splits!
Tell a child he got 1 right - not 99 wrong!
Tell a lie and find the truth
Tell a lie!  Tell the truth!  Tell a lie!"
Tell a man he is brave, and you help him to become so.
Tell a man there are 400 billion stars ... he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint ... he has to touch it
Tell a woman from the music she listens to when alone.
Tell all the Truth but tell it slant --
Tell almost the whole story.&lt;Sexton&gt;
Tell everyone they should be in therapy
Tell her to make me a chambray shirt (A deep forest green)
Tell her... I feel fine. - Spock to Sarek
Tell her; I feel fine -- Spock
Tell him I died and didn't leave a forwarding address. - Hawkeye
Tell him I sent you!  On second thought ...  
Tell him I'm jewish.
Tell him about the twinkie.
Tell him he is a good cat.  And a pretty cat. - Data
Tell him it's *our* protocol. - Scully
Tell him it's urgent. Nog
Tell him, Picard.  Sarek
Tell it to the Judge
Tell it to the corpse bearer - Tom to guy after car wreck
Tell me Bill Clinton, is stupidity painful?
Tell me Data. Are you fully functional? - Tasha
Tell me Doctor, where are we goin' this time?
Tell me I won guys. Just tell me I won. - Nigel Mansell
Tell me I'm crazy - Fox Mulder Mulder, you're crazy! - Dana Scully
Tell me I'm crazy then love me like crazy tonight.
Tell me I'm crazy. --Fox Mulder. Mulder, you're crazy! --Dana Scully.
Tell me I'm crazy...then love me like crazy tonight.
Tell me I'm not f**ked. &lt;M&gt;   Well, ok, but I'd be lyin'. &lt;R&gt;
Tell me Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
Tell me about it. - Odo
Tell me about it. - Sisko
Tell me about it. --Sinclair.
Tell me about power, Captain. - Sylvia
Tell me about them, as a people. Janeway
Tell me about this miracle typhoid cure you've discovered. - Potter
Tell me about your homeworld, Usul. -- Crow T. Robot
Tell me about your portfolio!--Ivanova.
Tell me about your sexual organs, Commander.
Tell me about yourself. I want to hear more about your "applied art"!
Tell me again about those mango-juice rubbing babes -Crow
Tell me again how I'm lucky to live here..I keep forgetting
Tell me again how lucky I am to work here (I keep forgetting).
Tell me again how much I enjoy working here....I keep forgetting!
Tell me again what that '-r' option to rm does
Tell me again why you named your kid "Rasputin?"
Tell me again,                  are we having fun yet???
Tell me again, how do I set my laser printer to stun?
Tell me again, how do you 'hang ten'?
Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I will understand. - Chinese Proverb
Tell me everything you know.  I have a few seconds to kill.
Tell me folk stories about leprechauns Orville implored
Tell me folk stories about leprechauns, Tom implored.
Tell me his name, Doctor! -- Clarice Starling
Tell me how it feels to use 10% of your brain. -Dick to class,3rd Rock
Tell me how you got your name. - Kira
Tell me how, @FN@.
Tell me how, @TOFIRST@
Tell me how, YOU.
Tell me how,. Dave.
Tell me if you need me to put it in all upper case
Tell me is something eluding you, sunshine? -Floyd
Tell me little girl, are these cookies made with *real* Girl Scouts?
Tell me more about my eyes
Tell me more about these "habits" -- Beverly
Tell me more about this plucky turtle called Gamera
Tell me more!
Tell me more, be explicit, you have tweeked my interest.
Tell me now, @FN@, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
Tell me now, who undoes your hair? - Witch Hazel
Tell me now. Before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.
Tell me of your homeworld, Usul. -- Chani
Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?
Tell me something I don't know...&lt;G&gt; but, I could give he
Tell me something new, Dataman
Tell me that's a clue. -- Kira
Tell me the thoughts that surround you. I want to look inside your head. Yes I do. - Peter Sarstedt
Tell me the truth: did you vote for him?  Me neither. -- Brown
Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are. (ORTEGA Y GASSET)
Tell me what to think!!!
Tell me what you believe and I'll tell you where you're going wrong
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. - Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it
Tell me what you think, Captain, I'm all ears - Spock
Tell me where does all the magic go - Joel sings
Tell me why that boat is still firing. -- The Deacon
Tell me will this Deja Vu never end? - Spice Girls
Tell me you love me. I must know. Anna
Tell me you're crazy.  Maybe then I'll understand. - Tori Amos
Tell me young @FN@, what brings you out this far?
Tell me your plan! - Bashir
Tell me your problem, but don't wake me up !
Tell me your secret - KFMDM
Tell me! I'm cleared for weird
Tell me, Commander, would you allow your son to participate in DIXNET?
Tell me, Crow T. - Tom
Tell me, Data.  Are you fully functional? - Yar
Tell me, Deanna, do you ever... ah... experiment? purred the doctor
Tell me, Deanna, do you ever..ah..experimentpurred the
Tell me, Deanna, do you ever..ah..experimentpurred the naked Beverly
Tell me, Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
Tell me, What makes a man like me this way?  Carrie Ann
Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened?
Tell me, do you actually _save_ all those Taglines?
Tell me, do you still do the Cardassian neck trick? Cardassian
Tell me, how dead is the Dead Sea? and who killed it?
Tell me, is it static electricity that makes your hair do that ? - Hobbe
Tell me, is this Heaven?          No, it's Idaho
Tell me, is this Heaven?  No, it's Iowa.
Tell me, what awaits us beyond this life? - Worf
Tell me, when did you stop beating your computer?
Tell me, young #TN#, what brings you out this far?
Tell me...did they really dredge the tub after you took a bath?
Tell me? Why was Lennier walking through the Zoccalo asking for tampons?
Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis
Tell my wife I love her very much... she knows
Tell no big lies today.  Small ones are just as effective
Tell some girls their hair looks like a mop and they don't mind it. They don't know what a mop is
Tell someone you're dead and they look at you as if they've seen a ghost
Tell the DJ to SHUT-UP!
Tell the Enterprise to have a full security party standing by. -Kirk
Tell the Hell's Angels Barney let the air out of their tires.
Tell the Intendant what you told me. - Garak2
Tell the Kai after we have destroyed her Shadowen, we will come for her!
Tell the Pope I said he could bite the big one
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
Tell the boys to...what are YOU grinning at? - Shai-ster
Tell the fat lady to shut up.  It's not over, yet.
Tell the kids to chew sugarless gum.    -Doug Gilmour
Tell the teacher we're surfin', surfin' USA
Tell the tower the music is too loud - Tom on soundtrack
Tell the tower the music is too loud... -- Tom Servo
Tell the truth Hillary, Was it the colors of the Navy's towels ?
Tell the truth and run
Tell the truth and run &lt;Yugoslavian proverb&gt;
Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslav proverb
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember
Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.  -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Tell the truth, then duck and run
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with
Tell the widow that you're the deceasd's gay lover.
Tell the widow the deceased's last wish was she make love with you.
Tell them Eric Draven said hello. -- The Crow
Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards. - Eric
Tell them Eric Raven said hello. - The Crow
Tell them I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me!
Tell them it's a biological agent........of unknown origin. - Mulder
Tell them not to operate heavy machinery after reading. -Anna Steven
Tell them of us.  My darling. Eline
Tell them that death is coming for them, tonight - The Crow
Tell them to drop their weapons! Neelix
Tell them to stand closer apart. - Samuel Goldwyn
Tell them to take a good guess, but clear that board, Lieutenant
Tell them we have a prisoner. Kirk
Tell them we're having mechanical problems. Sheridan
Tell them we're pixies - Crow
Tell this Nozzle to take a hike! - Al, Quantum Leap
Tell those Marines to stop singing in the hallways!  ... Montazuma
Tell us about it, Janet! --Magenta and Columbia
Tell us again about the end of the world, Socko! - Beavis
Tell us that story about Cole Porter again - Dr. F
Tell us that story about Cole Porter again... -- Dr. Forrester
Tell us the story.  Tell us how it all began.--Anna to Tammy
Tell us what you'll do with the time you save?
Tell us what you're looking for. Janeway
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Tell us. It's very important you tell us everything. Janeway
Tell when the Sysop's out of town.)) `Nuff to drive him & me crazy!
Tell which way the train went by looking at the track
Tell ya what I'll get Dax for you if you get me Julian :-)-Sherry H
Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on to venge me as I may
Tell you what, I'll hold the string for you
Tell you what, let me sweeten the deal a bit for you
Tell your boss what you think of him, and you shall be set free.
Tell your husband he looks good, even if he looks like a well-used truck.
Tell your loved ones how much you DO love them
Tell your loved ones how much you DO love them
Tell your modem not to walk my way
Tell your parents to be more careful next time.
Tell your senators to support The Dietary Supplement Health & Edu. Act
Tell'em what they won, Johnny
Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue.
Tellerrand ist abgebrannt
Tellers do it in a window
Tellin' me lies when the truth was clear, I think she knew what I wanted to hear. - Maxi Priest
Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.
Telling someone to go to he!! & make 'em look forward to the trip
Telling teenagers the facts of life is like bathing a fish
Telling the Truth: Faking sincerity perfectly
Telling the truth is the doorway to healing
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it? -- A. Hope
Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Telltale Heart - By Stefi Scope
Telnet to Stir The Cauldron With Arwen  204.27.125.152 (Use Neterm)
Teloustic - Tendency for people to shout when calling lon
Teloustic : Tendency to shout when calling long distance.
Temba, his arms wide
Temba, his eyes open.
Temba, with arms wide.
Temba, with his pants down. -Picard
Temp. Insanity: I'm buying a Stainless Steel Cod Piece!
Temper The Wind  - By Sean Lamb
Temper gets us into trouble. Pride keeps us there.
Temper is a strange thing-- it spoils children, ruins men, and strengthens steel
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble.  Pride is what keeps us there
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is wha
Temper merely shows lack of control and temporarily places you in the ranks of lunatics and fools. - William Nickerson
Temper, temper, mon capitaine! - Q, to Picard
Temper, temper, mon capitaine.  -The Q
Temper, temper.  You're showing your ignorance again.
Temperament is the key to maintaining a tranquil mind.
Temperance: eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Temperature Error!  SkyClad Dancing Halted.  BBRRRRrrrrr!!!!!!
Tempest: (T)ransient (EMP) (EST)imates.
Tempest: (TEM)-Wave (P)ropagation in (E)-Field (S)ite (T)esting.
Tempest: (TEM)porary (PE)rsonnel (S)ecurity (T)est.
Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots.
Tempo - This is where a headache begins
Temporal distortion located around workplace clock.
Temporarily out of tag lines.
Temporary Insanity, Just one day off sick!
Temporary suspension of disbelief is a wonderful thing.
Temporary sysop access granted!
Temporary tax increase
Temporary things tend to become permanent.
Tempt me with a spoon!
Tempt not a desperate man. -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
Tempt the fates - play poker with Tarot cards!
Temptation abounds but sadly i am locked in a cage of despair.
Temptation come in many forms 
Temptation is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.  W.M
Temptation is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.  W.M
Temptation is one of my favorite sports beaten only by sarcasm.
Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you second chances
Tempus Flipper: Time is a dolphin.
Tempus edox, homo edacior
Tempus fable: Time has a moral.
Tempus fabricate: Time is a lie.
Tempus fact: Time IS.
Tempus factor: Time is a component.
Tempus faculty: Time teaches.
Tempus faery: Time has wings.
Tempus fairy: Time has a tale.
Tempus fairy: Time likes boys.
Tempus faithful: Time doesn't cheat.
Tempus fakir: Time charms snakes.
Tempus falsetto: Time talks funny.
Tempus fantasy: Time is an illusion.
Tempus farewell: Time's up!
Tempus farther: Time isn't there yet.
Tempus faultless: Time is perfect.
Tempus favor: Time likes you.
Tempus feces: Time is sh*t.
Tempus fecund: Time f*cks.
Tempus federal: Time is wrapped in red tape.
Tempus felonious: Time is illegal.
Tempus feral: Time is a wild child.
Tempus fermentation: Time is 80 proof.
Tempus fertile: Time is pregnant.
Tempus fetus: Time is unborn.
Tempus feverous: Time is hot stuff.
Tempus fibrous: Time is a thread.
Tempus fictitious: Time is imaginary.
Tempus fiesta: Time is a party.
Tempus filibuster: Time is a politician.
Tempus fillet: Time has no bones.
Tempus film: Time is a camera.
Tempus finance: Time costs money.
Tempus finger: Time gives you the bird.
Tempus fitness: Time is aerobic.
Tempus fixit: Time is repairable.
Tempus flaccid: Time can't keep it up.
Tempus flapjack:  Time goes good with maple syrup.
Tempus flatfoot: Time is a cop.
Tempus flawless: Time is perfect.
Tempus flicker: Time is a Bic.
Tempus fluster: Time excites me.
Tempus foggy: Time is in London.
Tempus folklore: Time is a myth.
Tempus follow: Time doesn't lead.
Tempus football: Time needs a first down.
Tempus forage: Time eats berries.
Tempus forbid: Time is taboo.
Tempus forceps: Time delivers.
Tempus foreign: Time is an alien.
Tempus forest: Time can't see the trees.
Tempus forget: Time has Alzheimer's Disease.
Tempus forlorn: Time gave up.
Tempus fortune: Time plays the Lottery.
Tempus frater: Time is a brother.
Tempus freezer: Time is really cold!
Tempus frugal: Time is an economist.
Tempus fumble: Time dropped the ball.
Ten Bajoran bureaucrats
Ten Blondes in a freezer = frosted Flakes !!!
Ten Elf Pick-up Line: Sex is a killer, so die happy.
Ten Laps To Go...  We Take You Now to PGA Golf.
Ten Pins - By Mr. Strike
Ten animals I slam in a net
Ten bucks says that I've kicked my gambling habit!
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss. - Alexander Pope
Ten chocalte sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood. - Q
Ten death knights approach. I close the door.
Ten dollars does not a profit make.
Ten hours on, ten hours off. --Cranston.
Ten kids in a Cadiliac. Stand in line for welfare checks
Ten minutes and a rubber hose are excellent cryptoanalysis tools
Ten minutes may be enough time for you, Mulder." - Henderson
Ten of ten who die in the forest have no life west
Ten out of ten people surveyed in the street are pedestrians
Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. -- Napoleon I
Ten score years ago, defeat the kingly foe
Ten seconds and already this one's in the toilet. - Space Ghost
Ten sounds good. Paris
Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground.  � Beatles
Ten thousand bears can't be wrong -- eat your honey!
Ten thousand credits, on delivery. Max
Ten to one you can't dance to it
Ten undead on a paladin's chest, yo ho ho and a bottle
Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Ten years after the Earth/Minbari war
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
Ten, fire-breathing tot.  Likes Ataru...rare, medium, or well done
Ten-hut!! - Hawkeye &lt;whole room snaps to attention&gt;
Tenaguitarskatoa
Tenchi Muyo Excuse # 1: Giving samples to Washuu-chan.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse # 2: Taking a bath with Ryoko.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse # 3: Having breakfast with Sasami.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse #1: Giving samples to Washuu-chan.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse #2: Taking a bath with Ryoko.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse #3: Having breakfast with Sasami.
Tenchi Muyo Excuse #802: Taking a bath with Ryouko
Tend the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves
Tender are the words I choose ... Tender is the night  -Jackson Browne
Tender is the night. -Doc Zimmerman
Tender, teasing feathers on inner thighs
Tenderfoot, Second Class, First Class, Star, Life, EAGLE!
Tendons make an excellent source of bindings
Tennesee DOS: Ya'll reckon (Yep/Dunno/Nope)?
Tennesee DOS: Ya'll reckon? (Yep/Nope)? _
Tennesee... Tennis, see?  Tenor C.   Ten I see
Tennessee Vol. Going All The Way in 1995.. Go Volunteers
Tennessee foreplay: "Hey Maw, where's cousin Ellie Mae?"
Tennessee is just south of Kentucky at the present time
Tennessee:  It's illegal for a woman to telephone a man for a date
Tennis ? Da schau ich ja noch lieber �lfarbe beim Trocknen zu !
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Tennis balls, my liege
Tennis balls, my liege
Tennis in the Bible: "Moses served in Pharaoh's court..."
Tennis is irrelevant -- Bjorn Borg
Tennis is not my Racket
Tennis ist 90% mental... Die andere H�lfte ist physisch
Tennis players (or jugglers) DO IT with colored balls
Tennis players DO IT in their shorts.
Tennis players DO IT with balls
Tennis players DO IT with love!
Tennis players cannot play with balls all day long (too tired).
Tennis players do it in sets.
Tennis players do it in their shorts.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Tennis pros have Bjorn Borg-asms.
Tennis racket broken, anyone got a extra cat?
Tennis:  a game where love means nothing.
Tennnn-hut!  Readyyyy?   PANIC ... two, three, four.
Tenor Madness needs no cure
Tenors do it for a song.
Tenors have breath control
Tens and twenties are the best ways to say "thank you."
Tenser, said the tensor...Tenser, said the tensor
Tensil is really snake mirrors
Tension breaker #3: Go bungy jumping, forget the rope!    cc
Tension is the great integrity. --R. Buckminster Fuller
Tension's risin', you can cut it with a knife
Tension's risin', you can cut it with a knife
Tension, Apprehension & Dissension have begun.
Tension: what we're supposed to pay when someone is talking.
Tent pegs..check..twine..check..tents..tents? TENTS! ARGH!
Tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!
Teoretski, ljubav lepo zvuci, malcice je drugcije u praksi,
Tequila Cthulhu: the worm swallows you!
Tequila and Milk = Dirty Mother
Tequila is the gulp of Mexico!
Tequila...Spanish for cactus juice.
Tequilla Sunrise * Home of the ~Sailor Moon~ Echo *
Terabytes Windows NT: Nice Try..! Windows NT: The epitome of
Teri Hatcher is the most gorgeous actress of our era!
Terlawk Restaraunt #01: Greasy Weird-Smelling Chicken
Term limits - One in Office, One in Jail!
Term limits aren't enough, we need to jail 'em
Term limits aren't enough. We need jail. - PJ O'Rourke
Term limits for congress, 2 year: one in office, one in jail
Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die. -- C.S. Lewis
Terminal Area? Sounds kinda ominous to me
Terminal Emulation...An invention by Thomas A. Edison.
Terminal Illness:  Getting sick at the airport.
Terminal Velocity � Strap yourself in for true 3D action!
Terminal Velocity: Get some shades and sun oil-it's hot!
Terminal Verbosity Support Group: On and On Anon
Terminal Whiff: The airline smell your clothes have after a long flight.
Terminal glare - A look that kills
Terminal illness - getting sick at the airport
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Terminal initialization
Terminal: The effects of infinite recursion on a finite machine.
Terminally Crazed
Terminally Ill
Terminally Lewd
Terminally Weird
Terminally clueless!
Terminally clueless!!   - Geco
Terminate - Been There, Done That, Using Terminator 2 Because Of It!
Terminate IS the final terminal!
Terminate botch job? [Y/N]
Terminate him. Tain on Odo
Terminate point system
Terminate point system, the easiest in the world!
Terminate registration site Belgium
Terminate!  The terminal program that lets all the others die in peace
Terminate/TMail/TmNice A Perfect Liaison A Trois. :-)
Termination complete.  Acceptable losses.  Lets go! -- Tom Servo
Terminator - The few, the proud, the machines
Terminator 2 on int'l terms:  Hasta la vista, Bebe!
Terminator 3:  Klingon female with PMS.
Terminator 3: @F @L With A Hockey Stick
Terminator 3: Female Klingon With PMS.
Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS.
Terminator 3: Liquid Metal Hillary Clinton goes after the kid
Terminator 4:  The Sex Machine, And He's Comming!
Terminator Spaghetti: pasta la vista, baby
Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED.
Terminator of Borg:  Assimilated,  BA-BY!
Terminator virus found.  Hiding in file ILLBE.BAK
Terminator virus found?  Use ILLBE.BAK!
Terminator: I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Terminators... the few, the proud, the Machines
Terminito ergo sum. (I TERMINATE, therefore I am.)
Termites attack Al Gore ... Film at 11
Termites've Have Eaten Thru To Your Top Layer
Terok Nor Echo was a dream given form
Terok Nor Echo was our last, best hope for peace.
Terok Nor was the last, best hope for fun in the Galaxy
Terok Nor"Don't Worry; Be Filky!"
Terok Nor's the name... Filkin's our game.
Terok Nor-- where seriousness is Off-Topic.
Terok Nor. No Warp Factors. Just Fun Factors.
Terok Nor...Let Freedom Sing!
Terok Nor...the Babylon 5 of the Trek Echos
Terok Nor...where all the world's a filk
Terok Nor: "Come out from among them, and be ye separate." 2 COR 6:17
Terok Nor: May the Filk be with you!
Terok Nor: Rated G(en). ;) -- Edward Lee
Terok Nor: relax in the infamous Tub o' Jello or the EchoDarkCorner!
Terok NorLet Freedom Sing!
Terraform Mars? Why not terraform the Earth?
Terri's not much of a challenge. I like a good fight. Tanya
Terrible puppy-children are after me. - Wally Llama
Terrible puppy-children are after me. -- Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
Terrible things done in the name of progress are still terrible things
Terrible when someone gets hit crossing the street. -- Zharvic
Terribly pleased
Terries go home!
Terrific of Frank to put all that stuff in our service records.-BJ
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "...and after I patched the microcode..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Damn, and I just bought that pop..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Didn't you say you turned it off?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Do you smell something?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Go get your backup tape."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Hey!  The suns don't do this."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Hey, what does mkfs do?
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Hmm, maybe if I do this..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Hmmm, curious..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I don't know if this is ethical, but..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I got a better job at Lockheed..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I hate it when that happens."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I have never seen it do *that* before..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "I remember the last time it did that..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Ignore the errors. It complains too much.
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "It didn't do that a minute ago..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "It shouldn't be doing that..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Management says..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "My leave starts tomorrow."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "NO!  Not _that_ button!"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Ooops.  Save your work, everyone.  FAST!"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Ooops."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "SMIT makes it all so much easier..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Say, What does "Superblock Error" mean?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "System coming down in 0 min..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Terminated?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "That's SOOOOO bizarre."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "The new equipment didn't get budgetted."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "This won't affect what you're doing."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Uh-oh..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Was that YOUR directory?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "We _won't_ support that."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "We're standardizing on AIX."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Well, _my_ files were backed up."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Well, it's doing _something_..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What do mean by "fired"?
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What do you mean that wasn't a copy?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What software license?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What the hell!?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What'd you say your (l)user name was...?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What's that grinding sound?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "What's this switch for anyways...?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Where'd you say those backup tapes were?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Where's the DIR command?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Where's the GUI on this thing?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Why did it say `/bin/rm: not found'?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Why is my "rm *.o" taking so long?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Wonder what *this* command does?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Wow!  Look at this..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "Wow... that seemed _fast_..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "YEEEHA!!!  What a CRASH!!!"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "You _do_ have a backup tape?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "You did _what_ to the floppy?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "You mean you needed that directory?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "You've got TECO.  What more do you want?"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix"
Terrifying sysadmin comment:  "don't do that, it'll crash the sys..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment: "Damn, and I just bought that pop..."
Terrifying sysadmin comment: "You can do this patch with the system up."
Terror    : A female Klingon with PMS.
Terror (n). 1:  Naked female Klingon with whip and PMS
Terror (n): A Klingon with an accordian
Terror (n): A female Klingon with PMS.
Terror (tehr-er) n. 1. A female Klingon with PMS.
Terror is also a form of communication
Terror, n: A female Klingon with PMS.
Terror--A Klingon with PMS
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS!
Terror: @FN@ with PMS!
Terror: @TOFIRST@ with PMS!
Terror: A Kligon female with PMS
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS!
Terror: B'Elanna Torres with PMS.
Terror: Ellison and his continual PMS!
Terror: Encountering a female Klingon with PMS.
Terror: YOU with PMS!
Terrorism - Think Globally, Act Locally
Terrorist: Somebody who blows things up out of all proportion.
Terrorists are just patriots who haven�t won yet. - -KyleJ.
Terrorists are just patriots who haven�t won yet. - -KyleJ.
Terrorists suck- 11 Sept. 200
Terrorists suck- 11 Sept. 200
Terrorists were much more fun back then. -- Crow T. Robot
Terrorists, Sam.  They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer.
Terrorized, adj: A Klingon whose wife has PMS.
Terry Farrell is less of a Trill and more like a thrill!
Terry Labonte, 1996 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion!
Teruillian was one of the founders of the Catholic Church
Tes, Earl Gray, Hot. - Picard
Tesla, nightmare figure of computer hobbyists everywhere
Tess, it's some cruel law of nature. - Richie Ryan
Tess, you do remember that they all carry *big* swords
Tesseract now!
Tessie, the Porshe 959 of Offline Reader Editors!
Test Crash-Procedure...RUN [Win'95].
Test Gun Control: walk through Washington D.C. at 3 a.m.!!
Test Tagline, isn't this too interesting?
Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test Test
Test a faith healer, ask for a different shoe size
Test as test can
Test everything. Hold on to the good. -1 Thessalonians 5:21
Test it?  Are you kidding?  So what are users for?
Test makers DO IT sometimes/always/never
Test not, lest ye also be tested.
Test subjects? Hey! Sign me up!
Test the BeST
Test tube babies get a womb with a view.
Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Test tube baby: in a glass by itself.
Test your pit bull: give it a lawyer
Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on????
Test...test.....test....test...test..test.test tes
Testators do it willingly.
Tested on dolphins and assorted helpless furry creatures
Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes.
Testes, Testes 1... 2... 3? -Butt-head
Testes, Testes 123? -Butthead
Testes, Testes.  one, two, THREE??!!?!!!?
Testesaurus, n. - The World Wrestling Federation's Good Book
Testicles - found on an octopus.
Testify 3.0: Clinton's Cabinet: Treasury, Charles Keating.
Testify 3.0: Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!"
Testify 3.1:
Testify 3.6: Atheist achieving an orgasm: "Oh, random!  Oh, chance!"
Testify 3.6: Every time I lose weight, it finds me again
Testify 3.6: I am Redundancy, of Borg...irrelevancy is irrelevant
Testify 3.6: Redneck marriage proposal.........YER WHUT!!??????
Testify 3.6: She's so fat, she could sell shade.
Testify 3.6: Statisticians do it with a little deviance.
Testify 3.6: Trading in futures?  What about yours in heaven?
Testify 3.6: Where do people in hell tell each other to go?
Testimony 3:6 "I am redunancy of the Borg...Redunancy is..."
Testing 1 2 3.  Hey, is this thing on?
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo
Testing can show the presence of bugs but not their abse
Testing can show the presence of bugs but not their absence. Edsger W. Dijkstra
Testing held @ 3 A.M. on the 1st Floor of the *Tagline Court* Bldg.
Testing testing testing 1 2 3 4 5 6 - - OK
Testing the Emergency Tagline System is not an easy job!
Testing the emergency ]recipe snaging system. OK.
Testing the emergency ]tagline stealing system. OK.
Testing the emergency tagline stealing system ... ... ... ... ... OK
Testing the test to see if the testing was tested so don't get testy
Testing, Testing, Testing 1,2,3 - can you hear me ?
Testing, testing, 1-2-3? Hell, no! 28,800! :)
Testing.. Testing.. Is this a real Tagline ??
Testing: 1, 2, 3. &lt;tap&gt; &lt;tap&gt; Hey, is this thing on?
Testosterone + primal pyro-maniacal urges = "grill masters"
Testosterone weakens a man's immune system.
Tests made with laboratory rats have proven that death is over 99% fatal
Tests made with laboratory rats have shown that living in cages causes cancer
Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily... -- Beast
Tetesasaurus, n. - The World Wrestling Federation's Good Book
Tetrachloromethane may or may not be poisonous. Try it and find out
Tetracycline is your best friend
Tetris tagline: XX  XXX  XXXX  XXX  XXX  XXX  XXX  XXX
Tetris tagline: ��  ���  ����  ���  ���  ���  ���
Tetsuo! Kinaida! Tetsuo! Kinaida! Tetsuo! Kinaida! Tet
Teutonic [n] -- Not enough gin.
Teutonic:  Not enough gin
Tex Ritter?  Pat Buttram?  Slim Whitman?  Hank Snow? -- Frank
Tex's Cafe!  Day's Specialty:  Mustang & Ketchup
Tex-Mexistentialism by Juan-Paul Salsa
Tex-Mexistentialism will also raise your cholesterol.
Tex-Mexistentialism will raise your consciousness.
Texaco guys! - Mike on security guards
Texaco guys! -- Mike Nelson
Texan - "Ah got me four Cadillacs...one for each direction."
Texan by choice, American by force!
Texan is one of the minor dialects of English.
Texans are southerners with an attitude
Texans do it with oil
Texans have a different word for sushi: Bait
Texans just do it.  She it!
Texans...Rent Oklahoma for picnics and family gatherings.
Texans..Believe that owning more than two Lear jets is pretentious
Texans..Have unlisted area codes, counties and congressmen
Texans..Rate a man by the horsepower of his pickup
Texans..Refer to anyone less than six foot four as "shorty"
Texans..Refuse to recognize the existence of Alaska
Texans..Rent Oklahoma for picnics and family gatherings
Texans..Use New Mexico as a trash dump
Texans: All belong to the NRA.
Texans: Believe that owning more than two Lear jets is pretentious.
Texans: Have unlisted area codes, counties and congressmen.
Texans: Protect their ranches with MX missiles.
Texans: Rate a man by the horsepower of his pickup.
Texans: Refer to anyone less than six foot four as shorty.
Texans: Refuse to recognize the existence of Alaska.
Texans: Rent Oklahoma for picnics and family gatherings.
Texans: Use New Mexico as a trash dump.
Texas -- the land of good-lookin' horses and fast women!
Texas 7-course meal - a bowl of chili and a six-pack
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
Texas Bumper Sticker: Pardon my driving - I'm trying to reload !!!!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, they took my baby away from me
Texas DOS:  Y'all reckon? [Yup/Naw]
Texas DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Y)ep/(N)ope
Texas DOS: Y'all reckon? [Yup/Naw]
Texas Friendly Spoken Here!
Texas Instruments' TM4000 WinDX cleans Windows very nicely.
Texas Motor Speedway - a wreck waiting to happen!
Texas Motor Speedway where wrecking is a way of life!
Texas Motor Speedway..Village Of The Damned
Texas Sidewinder - By I. P. Crooked
Texas Speedway open while track is being repaired!
Texas Toilet paper, it don't take $hit off anyone.
Texas funeral:Administer enema.Bury in matchbox.
Texas is Earnhardt country. Dale certainly had a LOT of fans at the Texas race,
Texas is Hell on woman and horses.  -- Wayne Oakes
Texas is heaven for men and dogs, hell for women and oxen.
Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession
Texas math: .357 + .30x.30 + .44 = 0
Texas speed bumps. Assassins do it from behind
Texas toilet paper, it don't take s**t off anyone.
Texas virus: No damage; makes certain it's bigger than any other file.
Texas � The Apogee State
Texas!  hot food, hot weather, and HOT WOMEN!
Texas' Lottery: Finally a tax we can just say NO to.
Texas's 4 seasons: Fall, Winter, Spring, and Hell.
Texas, if you don't like the weather wait ten minutes.
Texas. Where men are men and sheep are scared.
Texas...nowrGIT!loW,lcomeuto
Texas: It is illegal to have a pair of wire cutters in your car.
Texas: It's like a whole 'nother country!
Texas: Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Text Editor: Employee of local newspaper.
Text mode forever!?  Oh, please!  Oh please!
Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud / Freakazoid, Freakazoid
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud/F!, F!
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud/Freakazoid
Texte mit der Maus bearbeiten ist wie Suppe mit der Gabel essen
Tg Ln Lite - 30% lss chrctrs
Tg Ln Lite -- 30% fwr chrctrs
TglncmprssdbyDublSpc
TglncmprssdbySStor
Th is  t ag li ne  i n  ja il ,   Do not steal.
Th s  ag in i m ss ng ev ry  hi d  eter
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Th!$ TagL!ne Made fRom rEcYcLeD A$c!! chaRacTEr$.
Th!$ TagL!ne maqe fgom gEcYcLeq A$c!! chagacTEg$.
Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
Th' frezberger has tripped the presnell converters!
Th'omone's a bitch! - Crow lisps
Th--th-th-th-th-that's all, folks.
Th-th-th-h-h-h-at's all folks!
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Th-th-th-that's all, folks! - Porky Pig
Th-th-th-that's what I think!
Th...th...that's all folks !
Th15 ta9L1n3 Ha5 A v1rU5 - D0nT 5teaL
ThE MaStEr wOuLd nOt aPpRoVe oF StUdLyCaPs
ThE mAsTeR WoUlD nOt aPpRoVe Of .SiG fiLeS! -- Torgo
ThEre Is nO wAy out...  It'll bE DaRk sOon...- Torgo
ThIs TaGlInE WrItTeN WhIlE HiGh On PiXy StIx!!!
ThIs TaGlInE wAs AsSiMiLlAtEd By ThE bOrG.
ThIs iS yOuR KeYYYBoooaaArd on DrUgzzZZz
Th_ most cri__c_l thi__ is n_ver to _____ _______ ___ - Any questions?
Tha's a joke, son, a funny, dontcha geddit?
Tha's funny, Dataman, you don't LOOK like a newt
Tha's funny, Jefferson, you don't LOOK like a newt
Tha's funny, you don't LOOK like a newt
Thad Cochran, Senator (Miss.), was an Eagle Scout.
Thae only thing I am sure of is I don't need you. -- Henry to Frank
Thalassa        - Mother of the Enchanters, Goddess of Sex and Marriage
Thalassa  - Mother of the Enchanters
Thalassa, Goddess of Sex and Marriage
Thalassa, Mother of the Enchanters.
Thalia Clan-Healing People and Planet Through Laughter
Thalia-Healing people & the planet through laughter.
Thallid (artist:  Edward Beard, Jr.):  "Cousin It"
Thallids (In General):  "Mushrooms"
Tham Shrivo - The Innumerable Names Of Tom Servo!
Than an older guy who was born back in 1943!
Thank Congress for the 1st 10 and the 14th !
Thank God Almighty, I'm fwee at wast! � M. L. Fudd, Jr
Thank God Canada Post isn't in charge of E-Mail.
Thank God I am an atheist
Thank God I didn't ask him to park the car. - Johnny Cage
Thank God I don't live in a theocracy!
Thank God I'm a country boy...  - John Denver
Thank God I'm an atheist!
Thank God I'm wearing my Himalayan walking shoes. (Elaine)
Thank God I've always avoided persecuting my enemies. - Hitler
Thank God Les Paul is backing them on guitar! -- Crow T. Robot
Thank God Microsoft doesn't design medical equipment.
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
Thank God cats don't have opposable thumbs!
Thank God for Greyhound and Phone Disk.
Thank God for Jay Miner.  Otherwise I'd be stuck with a Macintosh.
Thank God for SysOps!  But why do they DO IT?
Thank God for SysOps!  But why do they do it?.&lt;---DUMB Question!
Thank God for a Prophet in these latter days!
Thank God for compensating errors
Thank God he's back alive.  I'm gonna kill him! - Potter on Klinger
Thank God it's Friday - Robinson Crusoe
Thank God it's Friday! (TGIF)
Thank God methane rises - Crow on cows
Thank God methane rises... -- Crow T. Robot
Thank God or Christ for living, and you live forever!
Thank God that a person can have only one MIL at a time.
Thank God that we can practice Atheism in this country
Thank God the driver saw me, or I might be there still! -Anna Steven
Thank God the ship cleans itself! Lt. Davids just left holodeck 2!
Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. @TOLAST@ just left holodeck 2!
Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. Bullitt just left holodeck 2!
Thank God the ship cleans itself, Lt. Rawsthorne just left holodeck 2!
Thank God this is bullet proof ermine... -- Mike Nelson
Thank God we do not get all of the government we pay for!
Thank God we don't get as much government as we pay for.
Thank God your not pregnant! I'd have to admit I had sex with *you*
Thank God!  A jump cut! -- Crow T. Robot
Thank God! A jump cut  - Crow after worker burns to death
Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy. -Adm. Horatio Nelson, 21 Oct 1805
Thank God, the ship cleans itself; Lt. Hill just left holodeck 2
Thank God, we're not getting all the gov't we're paying f
Thank Goodness we don't get all the Government we pay for
Thank Heaven for little girls, they keep on getting smaller every day.
Thank Krishna for Indian Vegetarian Cooking
Thank U.We're all refreshed & challenged by ur unique point of view
Thank You - Stimpy.
Thank You for *NOT* Projectile Vomiting!
Thank god I'm an atheist!
Thank god for Jay Miner. Otherwise I'd have to buy a Mac.
Thank god for the Gatling gun.
Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant
Thank god the ship cleans itself, Lt. Orville just left holodeck 2!
Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
Thank goodness I don't know what I'm missing.
Thank goodness I was able to salvage this girl - Crow
Thank goodness for my electric dress - Crow
Thank goodness for my twit filter.
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future. -- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
Thank goodness you were close by Odo! - Quark
Thank goodness!  This reinforces my simplistic world-view
Thank goodness. Eline
Thank heaven for little girls, they grow up in such delightful ways.
Thank heaven for little girls.  We know who to thank for boys.
Thank heaven you've still got all your marbles. - Rimmer
Thank heavens for happenstance! - Fox Mulder
Thank heavens my name isn't Smith, Taylor, McCurry, Johnson etc
Thank the 1st Amendment that this BBS exists.
Thank the Lord Rush Limbaugh's on the EIB.
Thank the Maker! - C-3PO
Thank the Prophets! Seska
Thank the family of a soldier today!
Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel SO good!
Thank you
Thank you - Amanda Kruger
Thank you Easter Bunny
Thank you Lord for giving me this rewarding job with charming coworkers.
Thank you Lord this brother makes me smile!
Thank you Mike. Tim Salvo. And, uh, the rest - Dr. F
Thank you Mr. Data
Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad! - JL Picard
Thank you again for your help. Sarah
Thank you and Happy Taggling
Thank you berry much!
Thank you doctor, I feel better already -- Quark
Thank you everybody, we're Nine Inch Nails. -Butt-Head
Thank you for Considering The Following.--Bill Nye
Thank you for NOT using tag lines! &lt;Huh?&gt;
Thank you for almost killing me! -- Crow T. Robot
Thank you for being gutless - Crow
Thank you for being gutless. -- Crow T. Robot
Thank you for bringing me to the Eel Club festival -Crow
Thank you for calling 911, at the tone gurgle directions
Thank you for calling 911, at the tone gurgle directions for the coroner
Thank you for calling 911, can you hold please?
Thank you for calling 911.  For murder, press 1
Thank you for calling 911...to report a fire, press 1; to report
Thank you for calling the Sucide Hotline: Please hold!
Thank you for coming! I'll see you in Hell! - Apu
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
Thank you for everything. Kes
Thank you for fighting for him. - Judge Bone
Thank you for flying Africair. Being birds, you don't need parachutes
Thank you for flying ME airlines - Crow
Thank you for flying Nissan
Thank you for giving me so much to react against.
Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke!
Thank you for holding...Bah-bye
Thank you for hurling that gas bomb at me. -- Joel Robinson
Thank you for indulging me. - Kai Opaka
Thank you for inhaling your exhale.
Thank you for listening to me jabber.
Thank you for loving me as much as I love me.-Ophelia
Thank you for making CBS America's most watched network! Welcome home.
Thank you for making a simple door very happy
Thank you for making a simple door very happy
Thank you for making a simple mail reader very happy
Thank you for making a simple tagline's day so fulfilled.
Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
Thank you for not annoying me any more than you do.
Thank you for not being perky.
Thank you for not breathing while I smoke.
Thank you for not lecturing me about smoking
Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl
Thank you for not mooning your host.
Thank you for not smoking. -- Robocop
Thank you for not testing your condom in the store.
Thank you for not trying to raise my conciousness.
Thank you for not using Windows in this Conference
Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
Thank you for pot smoking
Thank you for pressing the Self-Destruct Button
Thank you for pressing the self destruct button. (Spaceballs)
Thank you for pushing the self destruct button.
Thank you for reading my tagline.
Thank you for reading this message!
Thank you for riding MagLev
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
Thank you for sharing that with us.  Now sit down and shut up.
Thank you for sharing.  Sharing time is over.
Thank you for sharing. - Mulder
Thank you for shopping at Tag-Mart
Thank you for that large round of indifference.
Thank you for the opportunity to stick my ASCII in here.
Thank you for the tea, Delenn, and your honesty. - G'Kar
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want, but I don't have
Thank you for turning a simple chat into a bizarre ritual
Thank you for using FidoNet.  Please allow 6-8 weeks for a reply.
Thank you for visiting Florida.  Now go home.
Thank you for visiting.  Now go home. -- Florida Proverb
Thank you for your anticipated responses!
Thank you for your co-operation. -- Robocop
Thank you for your concern
Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! - Real live resume statement
Thank you for your generous donation to my tagline collection
Thank you for your gift of sarcasm.  I will cherish it always
Thank you for your gracious contribution to my tagline collection.
Thank you for your help!
Thank you for your help, Mrs. Renn. Tuvok
Thank you for your support. - Bartles & James 1987
Thank you for your time and attention
Thank you for your time, doctor. - Odo
Thank you for your time. Now, get a life!
Thank you kindly!  I will definitely let you know what turns up.
Thank you masked man. -Bernard
Thank you mayor, it's been great working for you. - Johnson
Thank you so much @TOFIRST@ for your comment.  Now, back to your cage!!
Thank you so very much. Stevie Ray Vaughan
Thank you soooo much &lt;sigh of contentment&gt; d:-) - Quickling
Thank you thank you thank you
Thank you very little.
Thank you very much
Thank you very much! - The Mask
Thank you very much, Mr. Smart-guy Know-it-all Wolverine! - Jubilee
Thank you very much.
Thank you!  *NO* applause - just sex
Thank you!  You love me!  You really love me!  The Mask
Thank you! Thank you, Franky! Folks at home! - Dr. F
Thank you! You love me! You really love me! - The Mask
Thank you, 'Captain' McCoy. - Spock
Thank you, @FN@.
Thank you, @TOFIRST@
Thank you, Captain Cut-away! -- Crow T. Robot
Thank you, Commander; I know you'll make the right decision. Nog
Thank you, Crow T. Gutherie - Joel
Thank you, Crow T. Gutherie. -- Joel Robinson
Thank you, Data.  And... sweet dreams. Bashir
Thank you, Doctor.  I welcome the opportunity. - Data
Thank you, Doctor; you've been very helpful. Zek
Thank you, Dragon Bitch - Tom on evil woman character
Thank you, Feces - Crow to Greek character
Thank you, Franky - Dr. Forrester
Thank you, God.  Keep it up!!!
Thank you, Hillary!
Thank you, Karl
Thank you, Ma'am.  May I have another?
Thank you, Miss Annie.  I'm in your debt. - Worf
Thank you, Mr. Cowboy. I'll take it under advisement
Thank you, Mr. Data. * Jean-Luc Picard
Thank you, Mr. Exposition. � Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
Thank you, Mr. Moderator.  I'll take it under advisement
Thank you, Mr. User.  I'll take it under advisement. -Moderator
Thank you, Mr. Utley  - Tom to Joel
Thank you, Ms Dedicated Scientist! -- Crow T. Robot
Thank you, Ms. Dedicated Scientist!
Thank you, NO applause, just sex.
Thank you, Odo. That means a lot to me. - Quark
Thank you, Perry Mason. -- Sam Beckett
Thank you, Sir.  I comprehend. -E computer dissing Data
Thank you, Slartibartfast, that will be all
Thank you, Thigh Master! - Unknown
Thank you, Vampira  - Tom to newslady with too much makeup
Thank you, Vampira. -- Tom Servo
Thank you, YOU.
Thank you, and f*ck you. - Leary
Thank you, but I don't accept gifts from the likes of you. - Odo
Thank you, but I have other plans. - Response to 'Have a nice day' suggested by Paul Fussel
Thank you, but my answer is still no. Odo to Lovok
Thank you, but that won't be necessary. - Ulani
Thank you, but when we were discussing the above, the moderator was
Thank you, but...this is not...I don't...aw, hell.--Ivanova
Thank you, come again. - Apu
Thank you, drive through. - Beavis
Thank you, duck, for gettin' down!
Thank you, ferret face - Tom on cheesy gibbon makeup
Thank you, for being YOU!!!
Thank you, it said, for making a simple door very happy.
Thank you, my son. - Eastwood to Schwartzenegger
Thank you, sir.  I will try that. - Data
Thank you, sir.  I'll get right on it. - O'Brien
Thank you, sir. - Sito
Thank you, so mulch! Col. Wheat
Thank you, thank you, thank you and f*ck you. - Leary
Thank you, token - Crow on only ethnic character
Thank you.  &lt;meandering blearily off&gt;  - Anna Steven
Thank you.  Everybody not going to Earth had better get off
Thank you.  We're all refreshed and challenged  by your unique point of view
Thank you.  We're all refreshed by your unique point of view.
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake. -- Worf.
Thank you. Drive through. Heh heh
Thank you. Happy tagging
Thank you. Old friend. I will miss you. Urza
Thank you. Pixel, The cat you don't have to let out.
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet!
Thank you. Very much. Bashir
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Thank you. You've been helpful. - Odo
Thank you... drive through now
Thank your sysop for netmail by not using quote boxes
Thank-you for calling 911, our office hours are from
Thank-you for calling 911, your call is important to us, at the beep
Thanking the Maker
Thanks
Thanks #AN# for replying to my message.
Thanks @TOFIRST@, for replying to my message
Thanks Be To God For His Unspeakable Gift !!
Thanks Big Man, we've all been touched by your Bigness. -Rocko
Thanks Cal, for replying to my message.
Thanks DM.  I thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough.
Thanks Doug!
Thanks He  for replying to my message.
Thanks Man! - Ren.
Thanks Michael, for replying to my message.
Thanks Odo.  I need to call in a little more Dabo girls. - Quark
Thanks Steven, for replying to my message.
Thanks Todd!
Thanks a bunch!!!!! You truly made today Christmas in July!
Thanks a bundle, Great Granddad. -Zaphod Beeblebrox the First
Thanks a lot!          -Mac-
Thanks a lot, Joel. -- Tom Servo
Thanks a meg!
Thanks again!
Thanks alot Rick!
Thanks alot! and Thanks to those that have helped me before.
Thanks anyway, it's the Thought that counts
Thanks anyway, it's the Thought that counts &lt;G&gt;.
Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift. (2 Cor 9:15)
Thanks but no. We don't need sysop.
Thanks for Visiting.  Now Go Home. -- Florida State Motto
Thanks for all you do as SysOp to make the net a good one
Thanks for another Tagline.
Thanks for any light you can shed on any of the above.
Thanks for calling 911, our office hours are from
Thanks for calling and not Reversing the charges - Skroob
Thanks for coming, Duncan. - MacLeod
Thanks for dialing 911. To report a problem hit #1. To report
Thanks for everything. Kes
Thanks for flying USAF; consider us next time you wish to bomb Baghdad
Thanks for following up on this for me!
Thanks for for dialing 911; our office hours are
Thanks for giving me the courage to eat all those ants.
Thanks for helping me debug the debug problem.
Thanks for including me in a criminal conspiracy.  -Chakotay
Thanks for including me in your criminal conspiracy
Thanks for letting me butt in!  Thanks in advance!
Thanks for letting me excite your phosphors
Thanks for listening,
Thanks for making my night, Suney...&lt; again &gt;...:)
Thanks for not breathing while I'm smoking!
Thanks for not smoking, Orville breathed
Thanks for not smoking, Tom breathed.
Thanks for nothing. -Harry Canyon
Thanks for putting the fun back into football for Doug Flutie
Thanks for refreshing my memory, said RAM to CPU
Thanks for satisfying my curiosity. - Anna Steven
Thanks for shredding the cheese, Tom said gratefully.
Thanks for taking an off-topic post and showing us all that even in things
Thanks for that backrub - Tom to Crow in hot tub
Thanks for the NEW tagline
Thanks for the Recipes, Patrick.  I really liked 'em.
Thanks for the Taglines, David.  I really liked 'em.
Thanks for the all-clear, Moneypenney. - Tom Servo
Thanks for the aside - Tom on villain's soliloquy
Thanks for the concern
Thanks for the concern- TEC
Thanks for the concern...
Thanks for the confidence in my abilities. - Wally
Thanks for the confidence. - Sisko
Thanks for the enlightenment; I'm gonna go now. - Skinner (PM)
Thanks for the extra FreakaTags!  Let's see what I can find...How
Thanks for the hugs, they were well received.  :-{ )
Thanks for the idea cp
Thanks for the mammaries
Thanks for the mammaries - Beavis
Thanks for the noise filt............ NO CARRIER
Thanks for the nose-news neighbor! - Ned Flanders
Thanks for the parking ticket, officer, your handwriting is excellent
Thanks for the radio! Tom said with a short wave.
Thanks for the ride. Ro
Thanks for the tagline, Dave..now put Windows away Dave
Thanks for the tagline.  :-)
Thanks for the taglines.  *Loved* that one.
Thanks for the tip, though....Where is Mat Dillon on this continent?
Thanks for the warning, dude. We're outta here. - Guy #3
Thanks for the warning. Sisko
Thanks for using Environmentally Correct E-Mail
Thanks for watchin' my back old chum!
Thanks for your help last time.
Thanks for your support. * Rimmer
Thanks for your tagline list,
Thanks heaven for little girls... MOMO of Borg
Thanks honey, cardboard and chocolate sauce again!
Thanks if U can help. Oh heck,even if U can't
Thanks in advance for anything that you can pass on.
Thanks so much for the support, Miss Cheerful Thoughts!
Thanks so much.  I am having fun with this one!
Thanks son, I never said you weren't a Gentleman
Thanks to AOL users, I don't need to buy floppy disks.
Thanks to AOL, I don't need to buy disks. *]:-)
Thanks to AOL, I no longer need to buy disks.
Thanks to Carolyn Daly!! - Paul Pennington
Thanks to Clinton even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
Thanks to Dennis Heeren for 1000+ quotes!!  Legend!! - Paul Pennington
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a Sexual Spastic
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a Sexual Spastic. --Zappa.
Thanks to MS Word, viruses are more portable than ever!
Thanks to Slick Willie, I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!
Thanks to all the Sysops who made this message possible.
Thanks to my new error correcting modem, I'm never wrong!!
Thanks to teamwork, I almost stapled something today. - Dilbert
Thanks to the Clinton Health plan taxes can never be the
Thanks to the pioneers, there are too many pathways.
Thanks to working women, thousands of men...have learned to vacuum.
Thanks to you and all others who "clued me in" on this!
Thanks very Much!  I knew I could count on you to be of assistance!
Thanks!                    -Mac-
Thanks! Now I know a *LOT* more now than I did.
Thanks, Charles, I needed that
Thanks, DM.  I thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough
Thanks, Dave!
Thanks, I could use an extra stupid comment
Thanks, I have a good one. What I need is a longer one.
Thanks, I needed that!
Thanks, I wanted a fixerupper
Thanks, Jim.  You're a lifesaver!
Thanks, Number One. Errmmmm.... he's my Number One Dad! - Picard
Thanks, Pete! Thanks, Paul! 'Pizza & Pasta' - Dr. Erhardt
Thanks, SYSOPs
Thanks, Slann.  We know the rules. - Connor MacLeod
Thanks, and lose the dots. - den
Thanks, but I did before I left home. - Dot
Thanks, but I know very little about how it is run.
Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in Wrapping. Judy the Elf
Thanks, but my mom got it right the first time
Thanks, but my name is All, not 'Starfleet'
Thanks, cheap, yet incredibly wise, little souveneirs...-Earthworm Jim
Thanks, doll face - Crow to Gypsy
Thanks, for the memories  ... psssst ... got another 100K?
Thanks, now I'm barren - Crow as dog gets caught in fence
Thanks, that was the best thing that happened to me today
Thanks, what is it? I don't know, I found it in my armpit. -EWJim
Thanks.  I always thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough.
Thanks.  I'll mull that over. -- Crow T. Robot
Thanks. For what you did. - Londo
Thanks. I always thought having two arms wasn't challengi
Thanks. We make a good team. Hercules
Thanks. You're like the drunken, abusive father I never had
Thanks.. it makes it easier for me to bury you now.. =) -Durkin
Thanks...for the memories
Thanks...uh...what is it?
Thanksgiving at the Bobbitts - Lorena preparing to carve
Thanksgiving dinner is the American counterpart of a Chinese dinner. You eat it and a year later you're hungry again
Thanksgiving is that time when turkeys who fatten up all year go to the chopping block. With humans, it's April th
Thanksgiving: Reflecting on our blessings by eating non-stop all day
Thanksto the Crew of the Enterprise NCC 1701-D, for a 7-year Trek.
Thankya ferlettinme be mice elf, agin
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyouverymuch! &lt;making a curtsy&gt;
Thanx for refreshing my memory, said RAM to CPU
Thanx for the answer tho! Learn something new every day!
Thanx for the compliment!
Thanx for your idea's, Somewhere their is an answer!
Thanx to The Young and the Restless, I failed college!
Thanx, Here are a few more,
Thar ya goo!-- Any Texan
Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale.
That "Light at the end of the tunnel" may well be a dragon's fireball.
That "bug" took me two weeks of hard work to implement
That 'hurry up' part was pure genious - Mike
That *had* to sting! -- Tom Servo
That *is* the story of my life. -- Joey
That @FN@. Just gotta love 'im, eh?
That Ain't My Wife.    ......She's My Sysop
That Amazon queen wanted me for only one thing, said Tom studiously.
That Barney Rubble. What an actor!
That Can't Be Right  - By Shirley Nott
That Cardassian is firing at a Bajoran scout ship in Bajoran space!
That Clinton guy is on TV again!
That Damn cat ate my Mouse again
That Death Star's causing some harm, big time! - Lando
That Electric Chair business really burns me up.
That Excalibur's one helluva ship. - Rachel
That HAD to sting! - Tom
That I lived, that I loved, that my flesh was warm-Pandora-
That ILink Net goes down more often than a $2 whore.
That IS your arm, isn't it? - Tom as blind man
That Light at the end of the tunnel!!! It's the train
That Little Yoshi, he's SO cool. - F. Wiggler
That Load Becomes Light Which is Cheerfully Borne !!
That Must Be Wonderful!  I Don't Understand It At All!
That Nagging Cough - By T. B. Carrier
That One-eyed cat's not coming in, It's going out
That Orville. Just gotta' love 'im, eh?
That Picard never had a brush with death. --Q.
That Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
That Seth Able is sure a moody little fella  ;
That Should do it.  Look around on Trek File Distribution Netword BBSs.
That Spider!!!
That Splink from Sea World --- 1990's
That UFO I didn't see last night?  I didn't see it just now!
That UFO I didn't see last night?  I didn't see it just now!
That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{`
That WAS a tough divorce settlement, wasn't it? :-*
That WASN'T rice.  Those were MAGGOTS!
That Was Nice, But Will Someone GET THIS BIG FAT OAF OFF MY BACK - Ren
That Was Quick!  - By Wendy Dothat
That Woof fellow. Just plain rude. - Lwaxana
That XEROX is always copying everybody else's ideas
That YOU. Just gotta love him, eh?
That _is_ what I imagined. - Sisko
That _would_ explain the changes in the Klingons' brain. - Bashir
That `hurry up' part was pure genius... -- Mike Nelson
That a BlueWave packet in your pocket or are you just gla
That about right, Zorch?
That action injured you and saved me. I will not forget it. --Data.
That ain' workin'-That's the way y'do it-money for nothin.
That ain't Dusty Rhodes; In TX the pigs walk on two legs!
That ain't a tag ! THIS IS A TAG !
That ain't no pet...that's my roomate...yeah, that's the ticket
That ain't so good English!
That aint the way I heerd it Johnny - The Old Timer
That all depends-on what `yo packin...Regular or KING-SIZED!
That all makes perfect sense, Scully; I don't like it at all. - FM
That almost sounds like a domestic inquiry.  Sisko to Jennifer
That and 95 cents will get me a cup of coffee.
That answer was incorrect.  The penalty is death.   D.M
That answer was incorrect.  The penalty is death. - Butt-Head
That appropriately tension-filled incidental music - Crow
That area has been sealed since Babylon 5 went online. - Ivanova
That argument you won from your wife isn't over yet
That array is the only way to get home. Torres
That aught to hold him... -- Joel Robinson
That babbling brook jest never did learn to keep quiet
That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!!
That ball was right over the plate, Tom said strikingly.
That bastard! -- Crow T. Robot
That bear has Hammer-pants on! -- Joel Robinson
That belt is a fashion accessory of evil,and evil is never in fashion!
That belt too tight, Lowell? Sheriff Buck
That best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered`acts of kindness and of love
That better be my breakfast! - Earl at egg announcement
That big white chunk in your pork and beans is the "Queen Bean."
That bird in the hand makes for a messy grip.
That bird is sick, Tom said illegally.
That bird's a turkey, Tom gobbled.
That bitch! I'm the hostage! - Crow as woman
That blast came from the Death Star!  That thing's operational!
That blonde has a Teflon brain: Nothing sticks to it.
That bloody spider was taunting me before I made it one with the floor - kol
That book is called "Vendetta" by Peter David.
That book sucked so hard it gave me a hickey.
That boy is just a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
That boy sure is a runnin' fool!
That boy's about a couple fries short of a Happy Meal
That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball
That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver
That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver - Foghorn Leghorn
That boy's about as sharp as a pumpkin. - F. Leghorn
That boy's logic wigs me out. - The Tick
That boy's so dumb he thinks a pig-pen is something you write with
That boy's so horny even the crack of Dawn ain't safe!
That bra's about as sexy as a concret embuttment - Mike
That brat, @FN@, says she's made the discovery of a lifetime
That brick may be an important clue. - Troi
That bull has real stage presence, said Tom oratorically.
That burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp.
That by the punishment of a few, the fear of it may affect all
That can be arranged! - Han
That can't be Jesus.  He looks like a 7-11 cashier!
That can't be Scientology... there's no form in it to become a member
That can't be pornography! I don't even own a pornograph!!
That car sticks like chewing gum Benny Parsons
That cast sort of a dim shadow over the evening - Tom
That cat talked! - Mina
That cat's something I can't explain.
That censor has me insenced!
That certainly sucked the air outta' the room - Mike
That cheap aftershave stuff he uses registers him as a man with plenty of common scents
That chick reads her mail offline.  She rules...huh-huh  Butt-Head
That city will NEVER be rebuilt, the prophets babble on.
That cloud does impressions - Calvin
That comic book ad PROMISED these "X-Ray" things worked!
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
That could be enjoyable, we better BAN it
That could have gone better. -- Joel Robinson
That creature has stolen the Aludium Q-36 Explosive Space Demodulator!
That creature has stolen the space modulator!
That cretin is on a national talk show!  Spin Doctor (Tick)
That crossed the line from ironic coincidence to evil omen
That damn Cardassian is firing at a Bajoran scout ship in Bajoran space!
That damn Guinan. She keeps cutting in on my territory - Troi
That damn ham is up to it again. Jammin' up the bands with his HAM!
That damn plate mail o' his didn't save him from the boiling oil
That damnabley kind of you, Mr. Mallory! Arturo
That damned plate mail o' his didn't save him from the oil
That darn Masseur rubs me the wrong way!
That darn bicycle tried to kill me!  - - Calvin
That darned cat!  She always did get those words mixed up
That darned pink elephant followed you home again?
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
That deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball...  - Who
That decision is not yours to make, *Cadet*! -- Picard
That dent you wanted.  It's not much.  But it's there. � Chekov
That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, said the Cat -- Lewis Carrol
That depends on the writers, so bet on it.--Deputy Tim
That did it... I'm just *asking* to be lynched. -- Trautman
That didn't sound at all like Spock, Jim! - McCoy
That ditz couldn't lead sheep! - Sailor Mars
That does it!  I'm introducing you to my mother. � Troi
That does it! Quark
That does it, Charles... Hypodermics at 20 paces! � Hawkeye
That does it.  I'm introducing you to my mother.  Troi
That does it. I'm introducing you to my hedgehog. Troi
That does it. I'm introducing you to my llama. Troi
That does not compute.
That does sound harsh, doesn't it? -- Crow T. Robot
That doesn't agree with our records. O'Brien
That doesn't give us much time to retrieve the database. - Riker
That doesn't help me at all, but I apprecate the thought.
That doesn't negate the possibility. Romulan
That doesn't quite explain the potato. Scully & Mulder
That doesn't sound like much of a deal. - Shai-ster
That doesn't sound like the Garak I know. Bashir
That doesn't sound very Tractory --Kyle J.
That doesn't sound very tractory
That doesn't sound very tractory
That doesn't strike you as the least bit unusual? -- Sam
That doesn't strike you as the least bit unusual? -- Sam
That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see! - Homer
That dog is a gay homosexual. - Cartman * He's just confused. - Stan
That dog musta been sick
That dog's dead! !@#$**%$*  NO TERRIER
That don't impress me much. - Shania Twain
That donut was awful. Where's my dog's rubber chew-ring?
That door wasn't trapped the last time we were here.
That doughnut was awful.  Where's my dog's rubber chew ring?
That dragon was going 100 mph. Hold on...there be wind-whack for sure!
That dragon's a wuss... a wimp... right behind me, isn't he?
That dress is very becoming on you and if I were on on you I'd be cumming too.
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I
That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room
That dress makes Jack look 'hippy' - Mike
That dress would look good on the floor beside my bed.
That ees some eee-kee tasting stuff! - Ren Hoek
That evening, when @TOFIRST@ went to bed, she was unable to sleep
That evening, when Sharie went to bed, she was unable to sleep.
That explains a lot
That explains everything but your inability to coherently express yourse
That explains this device, then. - Sheridan
That explains why our beards didn't grow. La Forge
That failure caused problems onboard. - Kira
That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!,  @TOFIRST@ ejaculated
That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!,  Tom ejaculated. &lt;= Bad? Crude!
That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!,  Tom ejaculated. -Gary Caplan
That feels ... so gooo... OOOHHH, Gawd!, Orville ejaculated
That feels soooo...ooo...ah..gawd! Tom ejaculated.
That felt good.
That film looks at me when I am naked and calls its friends.
That film was flawed in certain ways - Crow
That fire has a snorky, brambish smell - Hobbes
That formality sounds kinda funny coming from a Yakko :-)
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
That full star that ushers in the even. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
That full tagline that ushers in the even. --Tagspeare
That girl at the end of the bar wants you to know that she
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper
That girl's gonna be the death of me.
That gives me a birdie for this hole, Tom chipped in.
That goes beyond the limits of good taste
That government is best which governs least
That government is best which governs least - Thomas Jefferson
That government is best which governs least.
That government is best which governs least. - Henry David Thoreau
That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience"
That government is best which governs not at all - Henry David Thoreau
That great dust heap called 'history'" -- Birrel
That guardianship is secure which trusts to itself alone
That gum you liike is goinng to kum bak in styyle. -LMFAP
That gum you like is going to come back in style.
That gum you like is going to come back into style. -- The Dwarf
That guy Ibid, he thinks he knows everything!
That guy don't pay my salary. It's a guy with a beard. Curley
That guy has an IQ just above room temperature
That guy in the ugly suit is probably CIA - Fox Mulder
That guy looks like a cross between Spock & Bones - Mike
That guy looks like he swallowed a junkyard.  -- Trapper
That guy makes you wish abortion was retroactive
That guy raises Dead End Kids - Mike
That guy raises Dead End Kids... -- Mike Nelson
That guy sure is a slow learner! Diolus
That guy was a yutz. - Rita
That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots
That guy's 'Big Boy'! - Mike
That guy's 7th year in an unpaid internship - Crow
That guy's a sinner.  They're all sinners! -- Mike Nelson
That guy's got a photografic memory  -  his name's Ray Tracer
That guy's got a real Scot Thorston quality - Mike
That guy's magnetic - Joel as guy moves pen w/his mind
That guy's pretty much beef jerky - Tom on burn victim
That guy's pretty much beef jerky... -- Tom Servo
That guy's trashed - Crow on guy in garbage can
That guys one of the best lookers-on in the business-Crow
That hair's gonna mop up a lotta water-Joel as girl swims
That hairball might be from Schroedinger's cat.
That hardly seems likely. Spock
That has got to be the coolest jailbreak of all time! -- Quinn
That has got to be the coolest jailbreak of all time! Mallory
That hatch!  Is hugh! La Forge
That heading takes them into the Badlands. - Kira
That helmet covers a multitude of sins. - Kirk to Spock
That horse has a Beatle's wig - Mike
That horse has a Beatle's wig! -- Mike Nelson
That horse is dead.
That horse looks like Stallone - Crow
That horse looks like a good bet at 75 to 3, said Tom oddly.
That horse should have died, or better yet, been lunch
That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps
That hurt
That hurts worse than the uniform. McCoy
That hypocrite standing between you & God is closer!
That illegal back street turn costs you $20, said the policeman finally
That illegal turn is going to cost you $20, said the policeman finally.
That interpretation is to be received, which will not intend a wrong
That irony is all the justice I require. - Londo
That is *not* cheese! -- Professor Arturo
That is *not* cheese! Arturo
That is ONE Irish catholic family - Crow on Mongol horde
That is _so_ close to being fascinating. - Dilbert
That is a &gt;distinct&lt; possibility. Garak
That is a *distinct* possibility. -- Garek
That is a fascinating hypothesis. --Data
That is a full time job entering this data.
That is a highly Copenhagenistic explanation, @FN@
That is a horse of different color
That is a most illogical attitude. Spock
That is a rule up with which I shall not put. - Winston Churchill
That is a two part question
That is a woman's game -- Worf
That is adorable! -- TV's Frank
That is an excellent idea. I will wait in there. Data
That is beyond belief off topic.
That is certain which can be made certain
That is certain which may be rendered certain
That is correct! Lets move on to the lightning round-Tom
That is every other one but the one needed.
That is great.  I am using that as a recipe.
That is great.  I am using that as a tagline.
That is hardly likely.
That is high praise from a Vulcan. -- Picard
That is his special nature - Picard
That is how it always starts: very small. - Egg Sheng
That is impossible.  My timing is digital. * Data
That is my brother. Was my brother. - James Kirk
That is my companion. It is not intended as a tip.
That is my ear.
That is my impression, anyway
That is my transportation. It is not intended as a food.
That is necessity which cannot be dispensed with
That is no country for old men
That is no creature of God-Amanda Krueger
That is none of your business, Earthman. &lt;Fredric Brown/All Good Bems&gt;
That is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
That is not a demand, that is a solid fact!
That is not a weakness... that is life - Picard
That is not acceptable, Mister Data. -- Remick
That is not an option, Mr. Mulder - Deep Throat
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
That is not demonstrable.
That is not what room service means on Earth.
That is of course an internal Cardassian matter. - Sisko
That is ok for amateur uses, but not for commercial or BBS uses.
That is one BAAAD end table!! - Earthworm Jim
That is one magic loog'ee! (Jerry)
That is perfect which is complete in all its parts
That is ridiculous.
That is so amazingly amazing I thin
That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it
That is some outfit. It makes you look like a homosexual.(McBain)
That is tagline is TRUE *&gt; &lt;* That tagline is FALSE
That is the Dog Star. And over here is the Kitty Star
That is the exact question that I would like to know.
That is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put!
That is the one you will speak to. Chakotay
That is the quick and dirty way.
That is the sickest thing you've ever done... -- Joel
That is the sort of English up with which I will not put.  (Winston Churchill)
That is the total and absolute generalization...well, almost
That is the true beginning of our end. -- Shakespeare
That is the worst chunka'crap monster I've ever seen -Tom
That is totally uncalled for!!!!! - Fred Findling
That is weird, do we have a "Rod Serling BBS" in the net somewhere?
That is what I'd call a dead parrot!
That is what Netmail is for, after all.
That is why I am your King!
That is why Kosh cannot leave his encounter suit. --Delenn.
That is why my phone bill was $978.37! My wife is BBS hunting again!
That is why the lady is a champ - Tom sings
That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines
That isn't possible. - Scully
That isn't possible. Nothing could do that. Rizzo
That isn't very reassuring - C3P0
That isn't very reassuring.    -C3PO
That just doesn't add up, Tom said, nonplussed
That just wasn't good enough for you, was it?! - Intendant
That keyboard may have a lack of intelligence at the other end.
That kidney you donated to me really hit the spot. - Burns to Smithers
That kind of man doesn't give up. - McCoy
That kind of monster was called a werewolf. - The Stand
That kind of talk tightens my colon. - Frank Burns
That lady has an ice-bag on her head! -- Crow T. Robot
That last tagline really stirred something up inside me. Dax
That law is the best which leaves the least discretion to the judge
That light at the end of the tunnel is a train
That lightening sounds close..#~@$#$%$^..NO CARRIER
That lightning sounds clos\#)!&^#~%##% NO CARRIER
That little 'droid's going to get me in a lot of trouble
That little bitch! - Tom after girl turns into a dog
That little droid and I have been through a lot together. - Luke
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane
That little faggot--he's a millionaire!
That little minx! - Joel on leading lady
That little waltz may have just cost you your life--Vinnie.
That long black cloud is comin' down.  I feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door. - Bob Dylan
That looks like a snake! - Walter Ekland
That looks like a...Romulan warbir.....NO CARRIER
That looks like a...Romulan warbir�����NO CARRIER
That looks like something I sifted out of the litter box!
That looks sharp!  You wouldn't cut me would you? -- Kearne
That made me snicker, actually. - Anna Steven
That made water come out my eyes... &lt;sniff&gt; - Freakazoid
That makes a woman happy? Mail packets & Chocolate!
That makes marriage the leading cause of divorce !
That makes me feel a whole lot better. Paris
That makes me warm and squishy. Either that, or I need diapers. - Dot
That makes me yearn for a $5 hotdog! - Mike on airport
That makes me yearn for a $5 hotdog! -- Mike Nelson
That makes my stomach woozy - Crow on bubbling apparatus
That makes perfect sense. Perfectly __________ sense !
That makes us MR. AND MRS. Psychopath, DOESN'T IT? - Ned/NED&STACEY
That malfunctioning little twerp - C3P0
That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked me - C3P0
That man has a _very_ faulty memory! - Lois Lane
That man is a Politician - set Phasers to KILL!
That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward. - Edgar Allan Poe
That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest
That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. - Thoreau
That man is scum! ..Then call me Mrs. Scum!
That man was Gabrial Bell. Sisko
That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy
That march, I wish everyone could have seen it! J.Helms
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. --Bill Cosby
That may be the first time any man has dared insult me.
That may be the first time any man has dared insult me.
That may cause my violin strings to snap, was Tom's gut reaction.
That may not be wise. - Spock
That may well be so true, but my mind working am not
That means nearly 20 people watched! - EWJ
That means she's probably nearby. Sisko
That mechanical beastie is up here. - Scott
That medium did a bad job, Tom said disspiritedly.
That message had all the subtlety of the ear scene from RESERVOIR DOGS
That message sucked so hard it gave me a hickey.
That message ticked me off as well
That message ticked me off as well - Don Horton
That message ticked me off as well.
That mild speed lift...shooting freeze dried Folgers
That milk is going to be awfully chocolatey.
That mountain doesn't reach all the way to the ground
That movie was very stupid... take it from an optimist like me.
That much is certain. -Spock
That music is kinda nice - my compliments to the clef.
That must be tempting. - Beverly
That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
That must be wonderful, I have no idea what it means.
That must be wonderful.  I don't understand it at all
That must be wonderful: I don't understand it at all. -- Moliere
That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means.--Moliere
That must have been an awful lot of Vaseline to cart around.-Anna S
That must have cost you a fortune in stamps, Ring.
That name no longer has any meaning to me. - Vader
That name no longer has any meaning to us.
That name sounds familiar. - Scully
That nerdy Bill Gates is a Romulan spy.
That new bra makes you look WONderful!, Tom said upliftingly
That no cookie!  - Short Round
That no flesh should glory in his presence. (1CO 1:29)
That no-one ever reads these things?
That noise you just heard was Betty Crocker rolling over in her grave.
That nutty moon maiden - Joel on alien girl
That old Velveeta really sticks like glue!
That old sourpuss is our control operator, Lisa Hayes. -Roy Fokker
That olive stuck its pimento out at me!
That one I gotta write down. - Trapper (and tagline writers &lt;G&gt;)
That one hit hard - Joel on Crow's cutdown
That one looks like a dragon. . Spock on cloud
That one slice was probably the whole loaf
That one who said Whatever goes up must come down has not tried to check the price of houses lately
That one will GROAN on you for a few weeks!
That one wouldn't lower his guard for his own grandmother!
That one's ripped put on this red one � Kirk
That one. She's not afraid of silence-Crow on voodoo girl
That only puts another dollar in the bank of permissiveness. - Frank
That otta send you to the Funk'n'Wagnells &lt;- check sp pls
That ought to blow some circuits at NASA! -C&H on Mars
That ought to keep you and TagDude busy for awhile! :-)
That oughta hold him for about six hours. McCoy
That oughta keep the little squirts happy. YES! - Brain
That oughta shut you up for awhile! - Malachite
That outfit would look great all over my bedroom floor!
That packet of assorted miseries which we call a ship
That packet of assorted miseries which we call a ship -- RUDYARD KIPLING
That parrot is definitely deceased
That parrot is not dead,its pining for the fjords
That parrot wouldn't VOOOM if you put 4 million volts through it!
That parrot's not dead, he's pining for the fjords!
That part is bad which accords not with the whole
That penny pincher wants to be addressed formally, Tom surmised.
That person is a couple of tapes short of a full backup
That pig's about as smart as a bag of hammers
That place is so crowded no one ever goes there anymore. - Yogi Berra
That planet is off the table and into somebody's pint of beer
That polyester suit is gonna go up in a blaze  - Tom
That poor guy doesn't have a fighting partner! - Mike
That probe will never break free, Captain. Kim
That problem has finally been solutioned.
That proceedure is not recommended. - Enterprise Computer
That proceedure is not recommended. - Enterprise Computer
That profession is illegal here.          Supposedly.
That provided much needed comic relief - Mike
That provided much needed comic relief... -- Mike Nelson
That puts me on the edge of my teeth.
That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile long!
That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile long!
That race was all about competition
That really wasn't very nice.  Hardly sporting. - Ward
That really �is� a gun in my pocket
That recipe is TRUE -  - That recipe is FALSE
That reminds me of a goat named Gretchen I knew in Vermont.  That goat would wait for me with that evil look in her eye
That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods
That restaurant is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
That robot's wearing a fig leaf! - Crow on apron
That robot's wearing a fig leaf! -- Crow T. Robot
That rodent's go' a viscious streak a mile wide!
That saves me from having to give you a history lesson. - O'Brien2
That says it all.
That scene was a load of crap! - Crow
That scene was a load of crap! -- Crow T. Robot
That sea of shallow faces masked i warm regret
That sea of shallow faces masked i warm regret - Sarah McLachlan
That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
That seems to be the general consensus. Bashir
That seems to be what's triggering my time shifts. O'Brien
That self-richeous doo-gooder.  Q
That self-righteous do-gooder!  - Q
That sensor ghost is moving closer. Spock
That ship is acting against Bajoran interests. - Kira
That ship isn't leaving till _I_ say it is! - Kira
That ship was constructed for a suicide mission. Spock
That ship.  While I was asleep, it sang to me
That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be coming too
That shirt's ripped. Put on this red one. -Kirk
That shoe fits him like a glove.
That shoots that theory to hell. - Al Calavicci
That should be satisfactory. - Krax
That should clear out your sinuses.
That should do it! --Hercules
That should do it. How does it feel? Doctor
That should give you a rough idea, anyways.
That should keep the invisible recipes turned on.
That should make a good specimen. - Kirk
That should more than take care of the Founders. -- Garek
That should please those little S.o.b.s - Gabbo
That sign really seduces you into buying a burger - Mike
That signal originated in the Alpha Quadrant. Tuvok
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once
That smells like a skunk, Tom said instinctively.
That soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin!
That some things are better left buried. - Mulder (Teso Dos Bichos)
That song was pretty white. - F. Zappa, HEAD
That sound like a wonderful idea... Troi
That sounded better before I said it.
That sounded like Laura leaping to her death. --Joel Hodgson.
That sounded like a very intense discussion. Guinan
That sounds GOOD to me!!
That sounds great, so go on.. Last I wished for a little head
That sounds like Steve taking a slug from a .30-06 - Crow
That sounds like a cause of death, not a 'condition'! - Ragnell
That sounds like a nibble to me. Chakotay
That sounds like a painful reality. - Spock
That sounds like a wonderful idea... Troi
That sounds like animals. - Picard
That speal had a point, but I forgot what it was.
That spear looks VERY nasty, Tom said pointedly.
That spot on Gorbachev's head? Herpes! Trust me! - Krusty
That spot: I spilled acid there a year ago. McCoy
That square bugs me!  He really bugs me! -- Joel Robinson
That square bugs me! He really bugs me! - Joel as biker
That star is Canopus, said Tom outlandishly.
That statement is false-&gt;   &lt;-That statement is true
That still leaves us with the question 'why?' Odo
That stuff is lying around just waiting to be picked up. - The Stand
That stump throwing sonova'bitch - Crow as Mongol
That stupid Tears Routine doesn't work on me!   NYEAH!
That stupid squarehead - Crow
That sucking sound? The Clinton presidency being flushed in '96!
That sucks.  How 'bout 'Alligators bit off my face.' -- Bart
That summer wind was all around me.
That tag line is TRUE -&gt;  &lt;- That tag line is FALSE
That tag line is false =&gt; &lt;= No, THAT one is false
That tagline is TRUE -&gt;  "x"  &lt;- That tagline is FALSE.
That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE
That tagline is not recommended
That tagline is so old it's given me montior burn
That tagline is true --&gt;  &lt;-- That tagline is fals
That tagline is true ---   --- That tagline is false
That tagline was a STEAL!
That tavern's ale is a *great* Molotov cocktail.
That tears it...  -Annie
That that is is
That that is is not that that is not.
That that is is that that is not is not
That the Bible sustains a wrong can never make it right
That the place you have been confused by the text
That the sky is brighter than the earth means little unless the earth itself is appreciated and enjoyed. - Helen Keller
That the sun shines tommorow is a judgement that is as true as the contrary judgement. - David Hume
That the thing may rather have effect than be destroyed
That there is one of them new car boats. - State Trooper (L.A.L.D.)
That thickheaded Vulcan stamina. - McCoy
That thing CUT me! Ooooooooh! - Crow
That thing has all the earmarks of an eyesore,,,
That thing in his butt is linked up to the visitors! - Kyle, South Park
That thing in his butt is linked up to the visitors! - Kyle, South Park
That thing is virtually made out of stone! - McCoy
That thing looked like the Manson family Christmas Special
That thing murdered one of my crewmen!! - Kirk
That thing must be destroyed! Decker
That thing on the sidewalk wasn't a tootsie roll afterall!
That thing you ate only *looked* like a Snickers bar.
That thing's no more alive than I am! -- Crow
That thing's operational...Pull up!
That threw cold water on everything - Tom on crossbow
That tickles! Zek
That time has come, and not that time has gone.
That touches my huge heart - Mike as fat Russian
That train ran over my dicksaid Tom, going off � cocked
That unit is a woman.
That unit is a woman. - Spock to Nomad on Uhura
That unit is a woman. A mass of conflicting impulses. Spock and Nomad
That unit is defective. - Nomad on Uhura
That used to be my favorite song, until just now.
That user posesses corbomite devices, flame at your own risk.
That wall there? Holy cats! - Dr. Forrester
That wanker Mat Bettinson file attached AmigaGuide to Arexx to SlimeLite
That was *just* good enough that I'll probably let you live. - JMS
That was *not* manual override.  -- Data
That was *retract* plank, not *remove*. -- Picard
That was GREAT! Now go get me cold beer and a cigarette.
That was MY order, Captain! Baris
That was NOT cool. - Butt-Head
That was NOT manual override! - Data.
That was ZEN -- this is TAO
That was Zen, this is Tao.
That was Zen.  This is Tao.  -- Peter da Silva
That was Zen... this is Dao
That was Zen; this is Tao.
That was _not_ manual override-Data
That was a 7.2 on the Sphincter Scale!!
That was a GOOD CRAP! - Mike as tough lady enters
That was a GREAT scene - Mike sarcastically
That was a HOOT!
That was a JOKE, son!  A JOKE!
That was a Pinto! - Joel on burning car
That was a bus... He killed a bus... -- Don Yemano
That was a close one!
That was a dirty trick, Pierce. - Col. Blake
That was a fascinating period of time for electronics.
That was a favor I did you?
That was a filthy crack. Speaking of filthy cracks, how's your mother?
That was a fine novel.
That was a gas attack? -- White Knight
That was a great message.  Mind if I make a recipe out of it?
That was a helluva' meat loaf! - Mike
That was a joke . Steph wasn't that a joke or did I lie again?
That was a message?  I thought it was modem noise.
That was a perimiter warning from the Remla array. Data
That was a pointing device?  My cat thought it was dinner.
That was a pretty nice move! - O'Brien2
That was a pretty real illusion, Mr. Spock. - McCoy
That was a river, this is the ocean.
That was a stitch! - Dr. Forrester laughs
That was a very ugly thing you just said -- Keiko
That was a wonderful date, Tom said in Dutch.
That was an act of unmitigated Gall, I admire Gall. - Worf
That was an especially good one.
That was an interesting program. - Troi to Worf
That was an interesting trick. Can you do it again?
That was another...Useless Fact
That was as clean as a whistle. - O'Brien
That was before I found out I could bluff his socks off.  - O'Brien
That was before my hedgehog accident, but I'm feeling MUCH better now.
That was beyond the limits of good taste. - Beavis
That was close! - Ro Laren
That was cool! huh huh huh
That was deep. Dot, Animaniacs
That was definately the LAST bug! ;-)
That was definately the LAST bug, take my word for it.
That was definitely the LAST bug!
That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it.
That was different. It was only research to him. - Odo
That was easy, can we have another test daddy???
That was either Superman or dad falling off the roof
That was falling with style. -- Woody
That was fast! Tom quickly exclaimed.
That was first-degree toastercide! - Talkie Toaster
That was going to be my question - Troi
That was good, but. @@@@@@@hhh, I wanna do it again! - Yakko
That was gratuitous! - Tom as guy gets whipped
That was great. I've never been handled like that - Crow
That was him, Scully.  That was Big Blue - Mulder (3x22)
That was intended from the beginning, Captain. Thelev
That was interesting.  Not at all insulting. -- Mike Nelson
That was irrational of you, not to mention unsportsman like. - Roy Batty
That was just _make-believe_. - O'Brien
That was me! Thanx a lot! B-) Uhhhh, do you got any Sysop Taglines?
That was more than your job. You enjoyed it. - Picard
That was my dad. - Garibaldi So much for genetics. - Franklin
That was my good friend, Mr. Garibaldi - Londo
That was my guess, too. Janeway
That was my old prom theme!
That was my virgin alarm.  Its programed to go off before you do!
That was nice..... Let's do it more often
That was no jump. We've been hit. - Sheridan
That was no lady, that was my rent-to-own
That was no laser blast!  Something hit us. - Han Solo
That was not a luxery that I was afforded. - Richard Franklin
That was not my first choice. -Brain
That was not nice
That was number TWO!!! - Crow
That was obviously some sort of commentary - Calvin
That was one high colonic! - Tom as hero
That was one monkey who was hurtin' for certain. - The Stand
That was one unstable octopus!
That was one weird-assed movie - Tom
That was one weird-assed movie. -- Tom Servo
That was painful and dumb... - F! Narrator
That was painful and dumb... - Freakazoid Narrator
That was perfect! - Ed Wood
That was pretty disgusting, Joel... -- Tom Servo
That was pretty fast for someone who agreed not to use her powers!
That was quite a blast. POW! - Die Fladermaus  [The Tick]
That was really beautiful, Chief. Bashir
That was really uncalled for, Senator @TOLAST@
That was really uncalled for, Senator Bullitt.
That was really uncalled for, Senator Orville.
That was roughing. At least let us scrape him off the field. - Chef
That was setting #1.  Anyone want to see setting #2?
That was so fast, can you show me one more time? -- Troi
That was so funny, I laughed 'til I stopped.
That was so good even the neighbours lit cigarettes
That was such an ordeal! -- Joel Robinson
That was tasteless, vulger and discusting...got any more???
That was the Joker! I cussed out the Joker!!!
That was the Mulderism that should've been!
That was the Sheewash Drive, said Goth
That was the WORST tasting jello I ever had...Odo? Odo?!
That was the advice of my public-screaching teacher.
That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!
That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!
That was the day my dead pet returned to save my life.
That was the first time you've blown HIM up. - Zorak (SGC2C)
That was the incredible action sequence - Tom on dullness
That was the inspiration for "Ren & Stimpy."
That was the mission where James Kirk was killed. - Riker
That was the most cruelest, evilest thing you've ever done to me! -Alyx
That was the most unheard-of thing I've ever heard!
That was the reaction I was looking for, yes.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
That was the stun setting.  This is not.    --Data
That was the stun setting. *bleep* This is not. - Data
That was then and this is NOW!
That was then, this is now.
That was totally convincing, wasn't it? * Kryten
That was truly... unique. -- Picard
That was unpleasant. - The Brain
That was very amusing
That was very clever Benjamin! - Intendant
That was very rude, blasting me like that.-Nameless Beast on EWJim
That was very therapeutic. - Brain
That was vivid wasn't it children?
That was your first lesson. Remember it. Apollo
That was zen.  This is now.
That was, I said, that was a JOKE son! - F. Leghorn
That was, I say, that *was* a joke, son.  -- F. Leghorn
That was, as I'm sure you realized, only elf funny.
That was....rude and completely uncalled for! - Yeoman Rand
That wasn't Fudge! That was the Dogs
That wasn't Sinbad. -- Gypsy
That wasn't a TURN, more of a slight VEER! - Bullwinkle J. Moose
That wasn't a bowl of oatmeal!  That was Odo!
That wasn't a demi-lich you just stepped on, was it?
That wasn't a dream Cartman, those were visitors! - Stan, South Park
That wasn't a vote for Clinton - it was a vote for Socks!
That wasn't an office building, it was an abattoir
That wasn't funny, dumbass!
That wasn't in the manual, I don't know. - George  [Seinfeld]
That wasn't included in the data you sent us. - O'Brien
That wasn't me. My farts smell like candy!
That wasn't my typo, the keyboard went Devorak on me.
That wasn't so bad, was it? - Kirk
That wasn't supposed to happen! - Wesley
That wasn't supposed to happen! -- Wesley Crusher
That wasn't telepathy, that was common sense.
That we can go through life without offending anyone is offensive!
That we don't have a caffeine-making gland, proves there is no God.
That well-known purveyor of fine wines, Wal-Mart. &lt;snork&gt; &lt;snork&gt;
That went well. - Yakko
That which I may defeat by my entry, I make good by my confirmation
That which can be imagined can also actually be reality.
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. DMURPHY'S LAW
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. �Edsil Murphy
That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart. �MURPHY'S LAW
That which does kill me makes me undead
That which does not destroy me makes me stronger. - Nietzche
That which does not destroy, strengthens. - Nietzsche
That which does not is again.  So there
That which does not kill me better make damn sure I don't get back up!
That which does not kill me better run away damn fast!
That which does not kill me came damn near once
That which does not kill me does not kill me.
That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast
That which does not kill me had better not let me up!
That which does not kill me had better run away damn fast!
That which does not kill me has but seconds to live.
That which does not kill me is dead when I'm through with it
That which does not kill me makes me smarter, except for oxygen deprivation
That which does not kill me makes me stranger
That which does not kill me pisses me off
That which does not kill me, better be able to run DAMN fast.
That which does not kill me, does not kill me. &lt;Whew!&gt;
That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger. - Nietzche
That which does not kill me...probably missed!
That which does not kill us had better watch its back!
That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain
That which does not kill us makes us stranger. - Goodchild/AEON FLUX
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
That which does not kill us powers up our weapons
That which does not kill us strengthens us
That which does not kill us took its ball and went home.
That which does not kill us..will be darn funny some day.
That which does not kill you , makes you stronger
That which does not kill you... really hurts!
That which doesn't crash the network will make it stronger
That which doesn't kill me had better run away damn fast.
That which doesn't kill us is below us on the food chain
That which doesn't kill you serves to make you stronger
That which is LEEEEEEEECHed is meant to be shared
That which is called firmness in a king is called obstinacy in a donkey. - Lord Erskine
That which is done before the naked stars is remembered.
That which is escaped now is pain to come.   Proverb
That which is hateful to you, do not do to others
That which is imperfect must be sterilized. Nomad
That which is incapable of proof itself is not proof of anything else. -Shelley
That which is infinite or endless is reprehensible in law
That which is most beautiful...is often evil in disguise.
That which is most common is most often the most obscure!
That which is not eternal is already outdated
That which is not eternal is already outdated. - C. S. Lewis
That which is not good for the swarm, neither is it good for the bee
That which is not otherwise permitted, necessity allows!
That which is permitted only at a loss, is not permitted to be done
That which is the principal part of a thing is the thing itself
That which kills me, REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!  -Guyver A
That which kills you makes you... well, dead
That which maybe done only at a loss is not allowed to be done.
That which we resist the most is what we become
That which you haven't achieved can hardly be called your own.
That whisteling among the clapping?  Swedes giving standing ovations
That white smoke is starting to piss me off! - Butt-Head
That will *probably* take care of the problem
That will be the essence of the teaching
That will become clear very shortly -- Sela
That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant
That will have to do, Mr. Scott.
That will really help the centuries fly by. - Rimmer
That will teach exactly what to whom?
That without substance can enter where there is no room-Tao Te Ching
That wizard did a bad job, Tom said disenchantedly.
That woman gave you a dirty look! What woman? Mother Nature!
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them. -- Dorothy Parker
That woman's [Hillary] eaten more p*ssy than I have.-Bill, per Flowers
That won't be necessary. - Kira
That won't bother me....I've eaten 'eads before!
That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
That worked! - Duncan MacLeod
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.   --Dorothy Parker, 'But the One on the Right,' in New Yorker, 1929
That would be a logical conclusion. -- Tuvok
That would be a logical conclusion. -- Tuvok
That would be a specialty bread - Crow
That would be cool.  I'll go get the pliers. - Butt-Head
That would be inadvisable, sir. - Data
That would be inconceivable.
That would be inconvenient, but acceptable. - Tuvok
That would be inconvenient.....but acceptable.
That would be suicidal. - Dax
That would be telling
That would be very much appreciated. - Sisko
That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke!
That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
That would have worked, if the rubber band hadn't broken.
That would involve the use of Klingon pain sticks. Data
That would just stunt our development - Crow to Mike
That would make an excellent mini-golf course.
That would make it more like a virus. - O'Brien
That would make you a bartender's bartender. - Don Horton
That would mean a significant course change. Janeway
That would not be an accurate perception...-Tuvok
That would not be an atypical Romulan ploy
That would not be appropriate, Captain. Neelix
That would seem logical. Spock
That wouldn't happen to be your famous Refrigerator Mold Pie? -Earl
That wuz cool, There is none higher.   Ennhh Ehhnnn  Uhh Huhh Huhhh
That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear
That young insect is female, said Tom gallantly.
That young insect is male, said Tom buoyantly.
That your leg? - Crow after guy fell onto another guy
That'd be great.  Thanks. - Garibaldi to Sinclair
That'll be $67.50  CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
That'll be a 10 on the "Whoops" Scale! - Peter Puppy, Jim's sidekick
That'll be all. Thank you. Drive through
That'll be enough of that! - Dot
That'll be the day when -OINK OINK FLAP FLAP- Well I'll be darn
That'll be the day! -- Picard
That'll be two cents, please
That'll break your neck! - Mr. Perfect, on the Rocker Dropper
That'll holdem awwighthahahahahaha. -- Elmer Fudd
That'll keep the wolves away! -- Joel Robinson
That'll keep you going for the show
That'll keep you going through the show - come on it's time to go
That'll probably be the part of that's gonna get eaten first. - Earl
That'll put a kink in his colon! - Col. Potter
That'll teach you to play with your nibs! - Mutant Raccoon
That'll teach your mom to service the family dog!
That's "It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea!"
That's $4.99 please pull ahead! - Frank to Dr. Forrester
That's 'Big-boo-tay'! &lt;John Bigbootie&gt;
That's 'Buck' with a 'B'. Sheriff Buck
That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells.
That's 'Whitewater investigation', Janet, not 'white wash'
That's *Judge* Q to you! -Q
That's *MISTER* Cthulhu to you, buddy!
That's *MISTER* Stinking-Rotten-Mouthpiece to you! -- Tom Servo
That's *Master* Q to you, you foolish, fragile non-entity!
That's *three* words. Bashir
That's *too* bad! - Quark
That's *why* I'm in the basement, Scully! - Mulder (Piper Maru)
That's -*Mister*- Idiot, to you!
That's /it/ Pervert!  MARS...POWER!  MARS...FIRESTORM...FLASH!
That's 1 giant step for man, & 1 bad day for that guy.-Darkwing Duck
That's 2 minutes in the penalty box for clipping. - Rita
That's 500 people we talked to today. Bashir
That's @fn@...with a love for animals that's almost illegal!
That's A Ten-Four, Good Buddy  - By C. B. Radio
That's Absolutely Correct, Stupid! - Ren.
That's Adolf Hitler--leader of the runner-up in WWII.  -Rimmer
That's Adolph Hitler!  He was the leader of the runner up in WWII.
That's Adolph Hitler- Leader of the runner up in WWII. - Rimmer
That's Australian for BBS, mate.
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven
That's Captain Q to you young man! -- Q
That's Captain Q to you! --  Q
That's Cauchy calling. --when the phone rang
That's Clara's wrestling name - Mike
That's Crow.  I'm Tom.  And I'll get Mike... -- Tom Servo
That's DEEP!
That's Da Vinchi! That's delightful!
That's Dr. Karbunke to you! - Karbunkle
That's ENOUGH! Sisko
That's French for "When we finish off the Super Villains". - The Tick
That's George "Just say no to Broccoli" Bush
That's Gravy?! I Thought The Dog Had Gotten Sick! --Tom.
That's Gypsy. She's in Financial - Joel
That's Hoek you idiot! Not HoOoOook! -- Ren
That's Homer Simpson, Sir.  He's a drone from Sector 7-G. - Smithers
That's Homer Simpson, one of the carbon blobs in sector 7-G - Smithers
That's Homer Simpson, sir, he's a drone in Sector 7-G - Smithers
That's Homer Simpson, sir.  He's a drone in Sector 7-G
That's Homer Simpson.  One of the carbon blobs in sector 7-G
That's It Ren!, We Broke It Too Many Times - Stimpy.
That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!
That's It!!!!  ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
That's It, Poles Up, You Just Scared Away, All The Fish!!! - Ren.
That's John Gill! Kirk
That's Kodos. The Executioner. Dr. Thomas Leighton
That's MISTER Faggot to you, mate!
That's MISTRESS Uhura, slave kirk. YOU open the hailing frequencies!
That's MR. Almighty to you!
That's MR. Banana Beak to you! - Zazu
That's MR. HORTON to YOU
That's MR. Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer!
That's Martinus, if I wanted two, I'd ask for them.
That's Mick Jagger's cloud.  Stay off it! -- Tom Servo
That's Mick Jagger's cloud. Stay off it - Tom on Heaven
That's Missile Mike. It's one of our children's shows. -Murray
That's Mister Idiot to you!
That's Mr. McFly, to you!
That's Ms. Bitch to you!
That's My Baby... She Can Be All Four Seasons In One Day... (Sting)
That's NOT funny, Adam!  Beam up the clothes TOO!!
That's NOT our system. &lt;Ripley&gt;
That's OK. We just wanted the oil. - Yakko
That's PervERT until I see your money. - Frumple
That's Right Jump For Daddy - Victor's Dad.
That's Right... Ice... man... I am dangerous. -Maverick
That's SAINT nikolai to you, buddy!
That's Sergeant Big Butt To You! - Big Butt.
That's Sunday at the building with the big pointy thing at the top!
That's Val-dos-ta, *not* Val-dough-sta.
That's WOMAN School - Crow on credit "Girlschool"
That's Whitewater investigation Janet, not white wash.
That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!
That's Why I Just Fixed Up This Nice Big Pail Of Chum. - Ren.
That's [personal trained pigs] what my parents call you. Chelsea to SS
That's _exactly_ what I was going to ask. - McCoy
That's `Mister Lister' to you.--Lister
That's `Mr. Lister' to you - Lister
That's `retract the plank' Number One.  Not `remove' - Picard, ST:G
That's a *Star Trek* Tagline! &gt;;-&gt; ... I thought ... well, O.K
That's a *bad* thing?"-Mulder to astrologist on a planetary alignment
That's a 40-pound butt in 30-pound butt capacity pants!
That's a Human? (Chrysta) Yes, yes!  Catch it! Kill it! Cage it!
That's a Jiffy Pop hat - Crow on Palance's odd hat
That's a Jiffy Pop hat! -- Crow T. Robot
That's a Klingon ship! Scott
That's a Mr. Burger Buster Bomb - Joel
That's a Mr. Burger Buster Bomb! -- Joel Robinson
That's a Satanic lie:  The Bible was written in English.  R. Stokes
That's a Spam and rat tart of a different color
That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.' Janeway
That's a TagLine son. You're suppos--I say, you're supposed to laugh.
That's a big NFW. DeJohn
That's a big leap, Data. - La Forge
That's a big no-can-do. &lt;Buckaroo Banzai&gt;
That's a big one! - Barbara Matson
That's a big ten-forty, Roger, over and out! - The Tick
That's a bit like using an elephant gun to kill a housefly. - Jean
That's a boy, keep it up. Work off a little sweat... - McCoy
That's a certain way to get ripped off.
That's a chain reaction, Tom said atomically.
That's a chance I'll have to take. - Sisko
That's a chance we're going to have to take. - Janeway
That's a cheap motivational ploy. What, you don't see through that?
That's a cocktail waitress with a Dolly Parton wig.
That's a common language of micros, said Tom basically
That's a cute goat, kidded Picard
That's a delicate piece of transporter work - Sisko
That's a different horse of the same color
That's a dilly of a pickle! - Ned Flanders
That's a dragonfly, dear. But Mommy, what's he draggin'?
That's a duck-sensitive bomb.  &lt;click&gt;-&gt;KA-BOOM!!!&lt;-
That's a finely calibrated piece of investigative equipment. - Mulder
That's a good idea, Jim, but syrup won't stop 'em.
That's a good philosophy of life, actually. - Anna Steven
That's a good start for EVERBODY, you pathetic loser!
That's a good way to go - Crow as girl leg-scissors guy
That's a great answer! Now, what was my question again?
That's a great answer...what was the question again?
That's a great idea!  Why didn't I think of that?
That's a head?  I thought it was a watermellon.
That's a heck of a right you've got. Hades to --Hercules
That's a hope I can assure you we share. - Sisko
That's a keyboard!?  Well no wonder my programs look like sheet music!
That's a laugh, everyone knows it builds up muscle tone. - Bibi
That's a leap into the stupidity abyss that I won't be making.
That's a lie! *Dax*
That's a lie! Tom said in falsetto.
That's a lie! said Tom in falsetto.
That's a lie.  - Bester     Yes it is.  What's your point?  - Jeff
That's a lie. Bester
That's a little simplistic, don't you think?
That's a lizard from pet world! - Tom on cheesy dinosaur
That's a lizard from pet world! -- Tom Servo
That's a load of Bravo Sierra -- G. Gordon Liddy
That's a long sentence & you're probably tired - Frank
That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be.  - - Calvin
That's a lot of Yamok sauce. - Nog
That's a lot of fabric to be wearing on a cycle. -- Crow
That's a lot of fabric to wear on a cycle... -- Joel Robinson
That's a lot of firepower just to protect Mother Nature. - Mulder
That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot.-Mulder
That's a nice drawing.  What is it?
That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it?
That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
That's a pain that's going to linger. -the Brain
That's a pretty smile... When do I get to see the real you?
That's a promise, Tuvok. Janeway
That's a question I don't get asked very often. - Dax
That's a rather personal question, sir!
That's a rather tander subject... Another slice anyone? - Frank
That's a rather tender subject.  Anyone care for another slice? --Frank
That's a rather tender subject... Another slice, anyone? -Frank
That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing
That's a scientist for you... -- Joel Robinson
That's a security seal.You need an EJ7 interlock to close it. -O'Brien
That's a sensitive spot there! - Frank w/dino in pants
That's a simple task, Pinky
That's a slogan, not an answer. - Martok
That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror?
That's a strange expression, Bruce.
That's a tagline, son - you're supposed to laugh.
That's a tagline, son. You're suppos--I say, you're supposed to laugh.
That's a terrible thing to do to a cute little gerbil!!
That's a thought
That's a very Russian attitude. I commend you. - Susan Ivanova (B5)
That's a very Russian attitude... I commend you. - Ivanova
That's a very large shark
That's a very large shark, said Tom superficially.
That's a very lovely dress, Mrs. Cleaver.-Eddie Haskell
That's a very vaginal response!
That's a weird hat - Crow on girls odd hairdo
That's a yahtzee.-- Crow T. Robot
That's a..spicy meatball! - The Mask
That's about all there is to it :-).
That's about as funny as a beer-fart in a space suit!
That's about as serious as I get! &lt;grin&gt;
That's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
That's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
That's about the sum of it.
That's absolutely correct, Neil. We'll have to kill him first!
That's absolutely disgusting....Do it again, quick!
That's absurd.No Bajoran interests are even involved here. -I.Tandro
That's all Folks
That's all I can stanz, I can't stanz no more. (Popeye)
That's all I could stomach. If you want any more, you know where to find it. -J
That's all I have to say about that
That's all I have to say about that. -- Forrest Gump
That's all I have to say about that....
That's all I need for now. - Ro Laren
That's all I need to know. - Odo
That's all I think about: sleeping with a giant. (George)
That's all I've become to you: a pair of dirty hands.  &lt;L. Olivier&gt;
That's all I've become to you: a pair of dirty hands.  Laurence Olivier
That's all for Annoying Music Night - Crow
That's all for Annoying Music Night. -- Crow T. Robot
That's all right, dear.  Just eat around the tire marks.
That's all there is to it. Janeway
That's all they'd need. But will they do it?  All together now!-A.S
That's all we needed, a Druish Princess
That's all you need; if you are a damned fool. - Beverly
That's all. See you later - Gypsy writes Adam West
That's all? Thanks? - Londo
That's allright I know your sister too.
That's alright, forget about it. - O'Brien
That's alright, they won't get far. - Kira
That's alright.  I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile.
That's alright.  I'd like to keep it on manual for awhile.-Luke
That's always nice to hear. - Sisko
That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy. -- Evelyn E. Smith
That's an Aardvark of a different color
That's an assortment of "dad" bodies -Mike on flabby guys
That's an interesting cane. Crusher
That's an interesting challenge. - Ro Laren
That's an interesting stain.  How'd it get there? -- Tom Servo
That's an odd name; mind if we call you Bruce?
That's an odd name; mind if we call you Bruce? --Monty Python
That's an odd nativity scene - Mike on people w/dead guy
That's an odd nativity scene... -- Mike Nelson
That's an onion in the ointment.. - Grampa
That's an original spur of the moment tagline!
That's an very important thought,, Tom said profoundly
That's as big as I can get it - Walt
That's as far as you go, Hercules! Nemesis
That's as high as we go for this particular garage. - Yakko
That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
That's as may be, it's *still* a frog.
That's as much as I dare do! -  McCoy
That's as useless as a screen door in a submarine!
That's as useless as a trap door in a canoe!
That's as well said, as if I had said it my self.
That's because I was taking care of _you_ all night. - Kira
That's because I'm allergic to cranapple. - F!
That's because I'm allergic to cranapple. - Freakazoid
That's because I'm dead.  Dead as a can of spam. - Rimmer
That's because I'm the son of God, brainiac. - Jesus (S.Park)
That's because your favorite charity is your own pocket. - Odo
That's blackmail!-Zale.  That's right.-BJ.  That's a deal.-Zale
That's called the 'Crappie' - Tom as girl flops on mat
That's calling the kettle black! -- Crow T. Robot
That's core for the parse.
That's cute, a zombie with a gas attack. Garibaldi
That's dating in the 90s. The EIGHTEEN 90s! Haha! - Mike
That's disgusting, but funny.
That's disgusting.  Do it some more
That's downright disrespectful... -- Joel Robinson
That's easy for him to say!
That's easy.  I'd kill him.  Think about it. - Aahz
That's enough Data
That's enough for YOU, man! - Cheech & Chong
That's enough for now...... be careful.... there WILL be more
That's enough procedures for one day.
That's enough senseless violence for one day, little buddy. - EWJim
That's enough! You are grounded for ten days.
That's enough, Data!
That's enough, Data!
That's enough, Data. * Picard
That's enough, Joel!  I can't take anymore! -- Crow
That's entertainment! - Vlad the Impaler
That's exactly how it seems. Kes
That's exactly what I'd call for. Doctor
That's exactly what they were trying to do. - Picard
That's fantastic! I could kiss you if you didn't have bad breath!
That's fine for me, but give the rest of 'em the cheap stuff. - B.P
That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.
That's fine officer, but can I see your badge please?
That's for letting me think you were dead. Dax-2
That's for me to know and you to find out
That's for not keeping me up on script-changes! -- Joel
That's funny ... I don't remember seeing *you* here before!
That's funny `Ho-Ho.' I want funny `Ha-Ha.'
That's funny `Ho-Ho.' I want funny `Ha-Ha.' - Mr. Director (Animaniax)
That's funny coming from a spasmodic fractulator - Crow
That's funny ho-ho.  I want funny ha-ha! * Animaniacs
That's funny, I didn't think I was edible.. :) -Dire Wolf
That's funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
That's funny, I'm usually handcuffed by this point
That's funny, someone is usually handcuffed by this point
That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
That's funny, you don't LOOK Druish
That's funny, you're usually handcuffed by this point!
That's funny. - Batman
That's going to take several hours to setup & de-process. - Beverly
That's gone right up my flagpole, I'm saluting it! - Lister
That's good news. - Sisko
That's gotta be it! - O'Brien
That's gotta hurt! -- The Mask
That's gotta hurt. Hercules
That's grim deadline. - Scully
That's hamburger meat, you fool! - Pretorius
That's happened to me often enough when using TagX
That's highly illogical, Captain.  They'll just steal the taglines.
That's his Star Trek fan club bolo tie - Tom
That's his job.  He's head fink. -- Trapper, on Frank
That's history fulfilling itself. - Picard
That's how Cardassians... do... things. -- O'Brien
That's how I'm blowing up
That's how bold the stuff is, you little priss-ant! -- Crow
That's how it is for programs. - Tron
That's how they play the game, isn't it?
That's how we get out We're buying this place -- Riker
That's how whitey keeps us down! - Mike
That's how you're gonna beat 'em.  They keep underestimatin' ya
That's illegal!  M-O-O-N and that spells il-legal. - Tom Cullen
That's illogical captain, frog's can't flie
That's illogical, asswipe! - Butt-head of Vulcan
That's impossible! - Troi
That's impossible, even for Bob!
That's impossible, even for a computer!
That's impossible, even for a computer. - Wedge
That's impossible, even for you!
That's impossible. - Intendant
That's impossible. - Scully
That's inches away from being millimeter perfect.
That's interesting; never thought about it that way. - Mulder (Apocr)
That's it baby.  When you got it, flaunt it. &gt;Mel Brooks
That's it for now.......M.C.McCurry
That's it for today.
That's it man, GAME OVER MAN! Game over! - Hudson
That's it man, game over man, game over!
That's it!  ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES!
That's it!  Game over! - Jake
That's it!  I'm gonna be a monk! -- Crow T. Robot
That's it!  We're outta here! -- Rita
That's it! - O'Brien
That's it! - Pesto
That's it! Go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama! - Ash
That's it! I WANT a piece of steak!! - Crow T. Robot
That's it! I'm gonna be a monk - Crow T. Robot as couple kisses
That's it! I'm outta here! - Homer's brain
That's it! Kira
That's it! We're all the same schmuck! - Lenny Bruce
That's it!! I'll give you an eggroll! Here's your eggroll! - Sasha
That's it, I'm outta here! - Homer's brain
That's it, baby, work those ankels!  -- Monty Burns
That's it, isn't it?  Insecurity? McCoy
That's it, keep reading just a little longer
That's it, keep rubbing salt in the wound.. :) - Digital Shakespeare
That's it, little boy! - Crow yells at Tom
That's it, man. Game over.
That's it, that's the straw! - O'Brien
That's it, we're deader than platform shoes. - The Cat
That's it.  Next time, you drive.  -Porthios
That's it. Check your ticket stubs. We're all going to Hell.
That's it. Go! Kirk
That's it....spank me....- Harry, dancing
That's it? But you only made 23 moves. � Pulaski
That's it?? That's the entire appeal process??!! Mallory
That's its power, and that's its flaw. Janeway on logic
That's just Spunky's way of saying he loves you. -Rocko
That's just a book of carpet samples! Oooh..fuzzy!
That's just a faded memory.  I need a bigger hammer
That's just a fluke.  Holy mackeral!
That's just dandy, Radar. - Col. Henry Blake
That's just it, Doc, my mind has always been my Achilles heel! - Tick
That's just my day job. I'm really a leprachaun.
That's just my humble opinion.  Actual user opinion _may_ vary.
That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. -- Dennis Miller
That's just putting the gravy on the cake.
That's just silly, Ray. - Benton Fraser
That's just silly, Ray. - Benton Fraser
That's just what I was thinking. - Col. Henry Blake
That's just what I'd expect a dupe of the Conspiracy to say!
That's just what this country needs - a cock in a frock on a rock
That's just what we call pillow talk Baby. --Ash.
That's just what we call pillow talk, baby.
That's just your opinion.
That's kind of a gross exaggeration, isn't it? -- Tom Servo
That's kind of like my goal; to get naked with Robert Redford and to have a huge hit record. - Sheena Easton
That's kinky! - Crow as guy straddles water melon
That's life Jim, but not as we know it
That's like finding out Micky Mantle corked his bat. (Jerry)
That's logic and as such has nothing to do with my position
That's me - the macabrer, the better. - Judy Hayes
That's me alright.  Roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
That's me before Slimfast - Crow
That's me in Slo-mo! * Cat
That's me in Slo-mo! - The Cat
That's me in the spotlight, I'm losing my religion
That's me on the hard drive, losing my partition
That's me with Cthulhu.  That's me...AAARRGHHHH!!
That's me, Herc, that's me!
That's me, but I'm moist. -- Tom Servo
That's me. *OOF*  The human slinky. - Calvin
That's me. Roadkill on the information superhighway
That's mine and that's mine and that's mine--The Cat.
That's mostly Tribbling!
That's my 600 year old tradition, don't smear the wet ink!
That's my Industrial Strength Hairdryer and I can't live without it!
That's my Jerry hair! - Crow as Mike takes his wig off
That's my Sasha; so beautiful and so disdainful
That's my Virgin Alarm - it's programmed to go off before you do
That's my baby in the White Boots.
That's my bouy! Charter board captains -Sylvia Bernstein, Far Rockaway NY
That's my cat, Quark. Isn't he charming?
That's my chair. - O'Brien
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it
That's my family, Kay, it's not me. - Michael Corleone
That's my girl, my whole world, but that ain't my truck
That's my gold mine! Tom claimed.
That's my job, young man. - Picard
That's my job. - Odo
That's my job... thinking up goofy sh*t. - G. Carlin
That's my job... thinking up goofy sh*t.&lt;Carlin&gt;
That's my mother. Well, everything's gotta go - Crow
That's my name - that's what I do. Dazzle people. - Dazzler
That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical. -Carlin
That's my prescription.  Plenty of rest and 100 cc's of lollygag. � BJ
That's my specialty: making something out of nothing. Neelix
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
That's my theory, and I'm sticking with it.
That's never stopped me before!  :)
That's nice, Plato.  Go play with your Forms. -- Teachings of Bob
That's nice. You show up and all the gorillas run inside.
That's no Dilithium Crystals Capt'n that's  ice
That's no Internet Email address ... that's Odo!
That's no Tagline! ... It's @FROM@ carryin' on again!
That's no Tagline! ... It's Gary Caplan carryin' on again!
That's no Tagline! It's Odo!
That's no Vorlon!  It's Odo!!
That's no alien, that's my mother!
That's no answer! - Kirk
That's no beagle, it's a mongrel, Tom muttered. -Roy Bongartz
That's no excuse! - Yeomen Rand
That's no fair!  It's supposed to work every time! - Sailor Moon
That's no head, Max!  That's one damn ugly time bomb! - Sam
That's no mean claim. - Mulder
That's no moon! It's a space station! No..Wait.. Geez! It's Uncle Vinn
That's no moon! It's a space station... -Ben Kenobi
That's no moon, that's a space station! - Obi Wan
That's no moon.  It's a space station.  - Obi Wan Kenobi
That's no moon. It's a vice-moderator!
That's no moon... -- Obi-wan Kenobi
That's no moon... It's a vice-moderator!
That's no moon... That's an AT&T logo.
That's no moon... it's a space station.
That's no moon... this is a moon, said Ben, pulling down his pants.
That's no moon.....that's a space station.
That's no moon...it's the STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO!
That's no moon...that's an Imperial Tagline!
That's no moonIt's a vice-moderator!
That's no moonThat's an AT&T logo.
That's no moonit's a space station.
That's no moonit's the !
That's no ordinary rabbit
That's no ordinary rabbit! ... Look at the bones!
That's no orge, it's just my pet Siobhan!
That's no priest, that's Lovejoy! - Crow
That's no reflection on me said Tom, transparently
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
That's no silver bullet you dolt! It's a suppository!
That's no tagline - it's ODO!!!
That's no tagline! It's Odo!
That's no way to behave on your first day out!
That's no way to behave on your first day out! - Frank N. Furter
That's no way to treat your business partner. -- Mulder to Krycek
That's not Commander Sinclair!  It's Odo!!
That's not Elvis!  It's Odo!!
That's not God! That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there! - Marge
That's not MY duck!
That's not Tracy! That's the Female Changeling! Blast 'er!!
That's not a "bug", that's a feature!
That's not a Bug, it's liberalism
That's not a Bug, that's a Free Enhanced Feature!
That's not a Dog - That's a Canine-American!
That's not a Tagline! It's Odo! -- Sisko
That's not a UFO, that's just @F on her broomstick
That's not a Yes or No Question! You forfeit your remaining questions!
That's not a banana in his pants. It's a passion fruit.
That's not a bug! It's a seldom-used, undocumented feature!
That's not a bug! It's supposed to do that!
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
That's not a bug, it's a Free Enhanced Feature!
That's not a bug, it's a powerful feature!
That's not a bug, it's an enhanced feature!
That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not a knife, Now that's a KNIFE  ===|&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;========----
That's not a lie, it's a terminological inexactitude
That's not a lie; it's a terminological inexactitude. --Alexander Haig
That's not a mummy. - Wakko
That's not a noif, *this* is a noif!
That's not a phaser. THIS is a phaser. - James T.Dundee
That's not a phaser....THIS is a phaser! - Cpt. Crocodile Dundee
That's not a plan!  That's suicide! -- Al Calavicci
That's not a real Gun - John Lennon
That's not a silly walk - THIS is -   ! ! @
That's not a steel wool pad, it's a Dorsai tribble
That's not a strawberry--that's a tribble!  Put it back!
That's not a tagline! It's Odo!  Sisko
That's not a tagline, that's Wakko Warner carrying on again!
That's not a tagline. THIS is a TAGLINE!
That's not a tagline.... It's Odo!
That's not a very Christian tenant. - Mulder
That's not a very good effect -- Crow T. Robot
That's not a virus....!  It's Windoze.
That's not all he's lost
That's not all! still more to come!
That's not an 'or' question. - Dogbert
That's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one
That's not art, Tom said abstractly.
That's not art, the critic said abstractly.
That's not ass'mlation.  THIS is ass'mlation. --Borg Dundee
That's not enough! We demand MORE asbestos! More asbestos! - Bart
That's not fair! - Kira
That's not fair. Leta Alexander
That's not fat -- it's insulation!!   (I'm rated R-79)
That's not freedom, that's dependency. - PJ O'Rourke on welfare
That's not funny, 007 - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
That's not funny, dumbass!!!
That's not going to help. - Jake
That's not good enough! - Kirk
That's not got much Worf in it.--Tracy Hemenover
That's not his name. Who is he? Doctor who?
That's not like him. He's never late. He knew I was coming. - Hague
That's not line noise - My modem's speaking in tongues!
That's not line noise -- my modem's speaking in a foreign language.
That's not line noise, my modem's speaking in tongues.
That's not line noise...that's my modem speaking in tongues!
That's not line noisemy modem is speaking in tongues!
That's not lip service. - Alanis Morissette
That's not me in those pictures, it just looks like me!
That's not much of an excuse. - Sisko
That's not much reward for being trustworthy, isn't it? - Sheridan
That's not much reward for being trustworthy, isn't it? - Sheripeople killed my people on The Line. - Kliest
That's not my belly button
That's not my department says Werner von Braun
That's not my father, that's just my reflection.   Simba
That's not personality, that's blood. - bek
That's not puke! It's a 'personal protein spill'
That's not real!  Real tails don't stand up like that. - Ethyl
That's not really Dracula, Tom discounted.
That's not the agenda I was referring to, Commander. - Odo
That's not the best picture of me. It was a bad ear day
That's not the best picture of me. It was a bad ear day.  [The Tick]
That's not the point! The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin!
That's not the sound you want from your auditor. - Dogbert
That's not the way it happened! Paris
That's not true, Brain! He's a crime-fighting genius! - Brain
That's not true. - Kira
That's not what I meant - Official Clinton Quote.
That's not what I meant, now put the helm back Data -- Picard
That's not what happened! - Riker
That's not what she said.
That's not what you said when you sent him your navel. -Baldrick
That's not who I am. - Kira
That's not wussy--that's suicidal! - Anna Steven
That's not your usual brand of entertainment - Scully to Mulder
That's odd - I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's odd -- I had a recipe when I came in here
That's odd -- I had a tagline on when I came in here
That's odd.  That's very odd.  Wouldn't you say that's very odd?
That's off SNL, therefore it's unworthy of serious consideration
That's okay, I love you, bye-bye! - Mindy
That's okay, K'vin. Don't let it happen again. - Anna
That's okay, Neil; you're just denying your inner child. Charlie
That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
That's okay, the spikes broke his fall
That's on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.  -Bester
That's one Aardvark Supreme... hold the moose
That's one for the book...your book.   John Hodiak
That's one for the psychic philosopher. &lt;Scully&gt;
That's one heck'ov a head you got there. Does it cost much to get it mowed?
That's one hell of a defense mechanismyou don't dare kill it.
That's one penalty point for Mr. Servo - Joel
That's one penalty point for Mr. Servo. -- Joel Robinson
That's one small node for man, and one big network for mankind
That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong
That's one small step for man...and a lot of frequent flyer miles for me.
That's one way to remove a splinter. - Catwoman
That's only a difficult concept to understand if you're a lawyer.
That's only a theory, it's never been done! - Scotty
That's pathetic! -Claudia
That's plain to see
That's poetic but it won't help us much. - Scully
That's possibly because no one has died, Jim. McCoy
That's pretty cools !
That's pretty good coverage for a disintegrated pile of rubble.
That's pretty good timing, don't you think? Picard
That's pretty good, but that ain't the way I heard it!
That's pretty smooth, Beavis. - Butt-Head
That's price-fixing! said Tom caustically.
That's privileged information. - Father Mulcahy
That's pronounced 'Pervect!' - Aahz
That's putting it mildly 007. - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
That's quite a compliment, don't you think?  Crazy, Babe
That's quite a dress you almost have on
That's quite a dress you almost have on.   Gene Kelly
That's quite a video library you've compiled for yourself. - Mulder
That's quite all right, dear, beacuse I don't believe in you, either
That's racing
That's racing...
That's real funny Scotty.  Now beam up the clothes too!
That's rich, you know, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.  - Lister
That's right ... I have amnesia ... I completely forgot about that!
That's right Artoo, the Dagobah system.  -Luke
That's right after my face went over to the dark side - Crow T. Robot
That's right friends we got tribble!  Right here in River City!
That's right honey, because he's the flying boy - Mike
That's right!  I think he got it from me!
That's right! @FN@! - Crono's Mom
That's right! I'm bad! - Tom
That's right, Cybil. Scream him a goodbye kiss.- Freddy Krueger
That's right, Money. Your money's happiness is all that money. - Homer
That's right, Moth Boy! -The Terror
That's right, SEX-ED week!! - Buzzcut
That's right, Vince and Hillary had an affair. - Larry Nichols
That's right, retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois cliches.
That's right, send a self-abused stomped elephant to:
That's right, that's it...! - Nog
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
That's right, we must be nice...  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
That's right.  Nurse Drivel and Doctor Manure. -- Hawkeye to Frank
That's right.  Who's laughing now? - Ash
That's right.  You were here for the groveling
That's right. Nurse Drivel and Doctor Manure. - Hawkeye to Frank
That's right. Rented the spare room to Elmer Fudd - Mike
That's right. She actually stops and says, "Sh*t." &lt;Riggs&gt;
That's right... With Blue Wave you get 72 characters!
That's right.....it's okay....everything's going to be fine. - Kira
That's right...pretend it's a lollipop!
That's right...you were here for the grovelling.  - Quark
That's right; you were born on Mars. - Ivanova
That's sick! But I like it!
That's simple. Your future is whatever you MAKE it!!
That's simply divine!- Divinissimum est!
That's so sweet, I'm getting cavities! - Queen Beryl
That's something no one should have to see. - Lister
That's strange, half of my ancestors are men!
That's strange. - Dax
That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
That's stronger than a garlic milkshake.
That's suicide, Data! - Riker
That's supposed to teach what to whom?
That's sweet. I used to follow my dad to a lot of bars, too. - Barney
That's the $64 question... -- Crow T. Robot
That's the $64,000 Question, Scully. -- Fox Mulder
That's the 1st time I ever did THAT again!
That's the 64 dollar question- Crow
That's the Canadian health care system - Crow
That's the Canadian health care system... -- Crow T. Robot
That's the Chicago way. - Elliott Ness
That's the Data I remember - Picard
That's the EPA's private jet - Mike on smokey jet
That's the Ethiopian Shim Sham!
That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever
That's the Vulcan Death Grip for you! McCoy
That's the angle to work on, gentlemen. Kirk
That's the bad guy! - Alexander
That's the beer that made Mil Famey walk us
That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
That's the easiest  explanation.Its also the most implausible. - Muld
That's the easy part.  Now I gotta *tell* him I removed his leg.-BJ
That's the first sensible thing you've said all day
That's the first time I ever had to smuggle myself - Han Solo
That's the first time I tasted a woman, they're rather good. - 007
That's the great thing about infinity. There's no top
That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
That's the kind of thing that makes people go "Hmmmmmmmm..."
That's the last file conversion.Now for a bac����"
That's the last mistake you'll ever make. - Luke
That's the last thing I'd ever want to do
That's the last time I ever travel by bean. - Yakko
That's the last time I pet a lion said Tom offhandedly.
That's the last time I trust a randomly-selected tagline!
That's the last time I'll pet a lion, Tom said offhandedly
That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
That's the most ridiculous thing I ever "hoyd."
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.  -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?"
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. - Marx
That's the most unheard -of thing I ever heard of. - Joseph McCarthy
That's the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not. - Miguel de Cervantes
That's the nuttiest idea you've had, Counselor -- Geordi
That's the only stall I could think of. - Sisko
That's the problem with the gene pool:  No lifeguard
That's the real reason we wear gloves, isn't it? -- Winters
That's the same scene as before!  Rip off! -- Crow T. Robot
That's the second biggest arrow I've ever seen. - Maxwell Smart
That's the second time I've fallen for that one this week
That's the second time we changed course, remarked Data
That's the servant... he'll be gone This is a different thing,
That's the sickest thing you've ever done! -- Joel Robinson
That's the sound of the lesbian, working on the chain, yeah!
That's the sound of the men workin on the tag line!
That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
That's the spirit boys, let's get that testosterone flowing. - Jimbo
That's the spirit we need with our hookers! - Tom
That's the spirit, Thing!  Lend a hand.  Gomez Addams
That's the support team?  Three guys in a woody? -- Tom Servo
That's the support team? 3 guys in a Woody? - Tom
That's the tallest building in the Ferengi Alliance. Rom
That's the third quake since we got here. Kira
That's the trouble with directors - always biting the hand that lays the golden egg
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg. - Samuel Goldwyn
That's the trouble with heroics- they seldom run to schedule.
That's the trouble with regeneration-you never quite know what you get
That's the trouble with regeneration: U never kn
That's the trouble with regeneration: U never know what you'll get.
That's the trouble with the Black Market,you lose your consumer rights
That's the ugliest mouse I ever saw
That's the voice... -- The Eremite
That's the way it was in 1881.
That's the way the veal cutlets.
That's the way the wookie grumbles.
That's the way things come clear.  All of a sudden.  And then you realize how
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I LIKE it
That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!
That's the worst case of Hemorrhoids I have ever seen! - Ace Ventura
That's third base, and I don't go that far. - Marcia Br\SL
That's three ones and a two."--Carlin
That's three. Give them a try and tell me if you have any luck.
That's to let you know I missed you. Dax-2
That's too bad, but I'm not Cheyenne. - Cescka
That's too easy for Lennon.
That's too narrow. We're not going to make it. Torres
That's traffic control. - Cop
That's true. I'm not Ardra. Picard
That's two, Frank... -- Dr. Forrester
That's unreal!  I've never seen anything like it! - Scully (DT)
That's user, u s r, and then there's a space
That's very amusing, Doctor. - Neelix
That's very cute.  &lt;BLAM!&gt;  I hate things that are cute.
That's very funny, Scotty, now beam down my pants!
That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumble-bee
That's very funny, lets see you do that WITHOUT your head
That's very good timing don't you think? - Picard
That's very interesting! &lt;Yawn!&gt;
That's very interesting, kid. But not to me
That's very ironic, I have a thingy that's shaped like a turnip
That's very kind of you.--HoloDoc
That's very pig-hearted of you.
That's very rare. - Mulder
That's very thoughtful, Quark. *Kira  It's also very small. *Odo
That's war.  Crazy things happen. -- Col. Potter
That's was it :-))))
That's what ALL the boys say! Lydia
That's what I call a sore winner. - Hawkeye
That's what I get.
That's what I like about you.
That's what I like about you.  You're easily impressed.--O'Brien
That's what I like to see:  cats pushin' up daisies. - Rollins
That's what I meant....only different.
That's what I ordered! Change mine to the soup
That's what I said, soldier.  Lieutenant Colonel O'Reilly! -- Radar
That's what I think it is: a doomsday machine. - Kirk
That's what I was taught. - Ro Laren
That's what I'm afraid of
That's what I'm afraid of-Alice
That's what I'm asking! Who's on first?! - Abbott and Costello
That's what I'm trying to tell you, they're made of meat!
That's what Redlocks do!
That's what a Deathocrat's made of.
That's what a Deathocrat's made of.
That's what friends are for...
That's what he thinks!
That's what i get -- NIN
That's what it's all about
That's what it's all about!  - Londo
That's what it's all about!  --G'Kar.
That's what it's all about.
That's what its like to be borned - Crow on guy in hatch
That's what its like to be borned. -- Crow T. Robot
That's what mothers are for, I think.. - Dire Wolf
That's what navigators are for. I just shoot things.  -William Hughes
That's what she said.
That's what the Ocampa call him. - Neelix
That's what the Spanish said. Clemens
That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that!
That's what they say about Florida
That's what they want, isn't it?! - Sheridan
That's what we are here for... :)
That's what you want from grandma - Crow sings
That's when @TOFIRST@ realized it was a daymare!
That's when Bob realized it was a daymare!
That's when I fell in love with the leader of the pack...VAROOM
That's when I reach for my pocket nuke
That's when Orville realized it was a daymare!
That's when Starchild woke from the dead and yelled at David
That's when he realized it was a daymare!
That's when they put a big metal hooba-jube up yo' butt. - Chef
That's where I live... on stage. - Barbra Streisand
That's where I'm going. Chakotay
That's where the next character appears said Tom with a cursory glance.
That's why GOD made your eyes;  to plagiarize.
That's why I bought it.  I'm cheap!
That's why I compared their brain scans. - Beverly
That's why I didn't do it, Tom replied lazily
That's why I gave you a greater challenge. Q
That's why I got my main man, Rooster - Crow
That's why I got my main man, Rooster... -- Crow T. Robot
That's why I had my Appendix out - Twice. * Rimmer
That's why I had my appendix out... twice. - Rimmer
That's why I keep a dicktionary by the PC.
That's why I say "HEY MAN, NICE SHOT"
That's why I stifled my inclination to run on with this message.
That's why I wear... TUNA FISH SANDWICH!!!
That's why I'm in the basement, Scully! - Mulder
That's why all this makes no sense. - Kirk
That's why my mom got me a pot-bellied pig. Cause its poop is small
That's why she's still wearing her jammies - Crow on kiss
That's why the Savior is a tramp - Mike sings as priest
That's why the killing of Meat!  Mongo like two worlds
That's why they call it a DROP spindle.
That's why they call it a catapult !--Chance
That's why they call it a stairmaster... (Jerry)
That's why they call me "Spooky". - Mulder
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
That's why they put the eye in FBI. --Fox Mulder.
That's why they put they 'I' in 'FBI'. - Mulder
That's why we like you, Mulder -- your ideas are weirder than ours!
That's why we practically rule New York now. -- Shakespeare
That's why we're greasing him up - Mike
That's why you're not in command.  Dismissed! -- Col. Potter
That's worse than `Sweatin' to the Oldies'!  Yakko Warner
That's wrong -- I do bite. * K'Ehleyr
That's wrong with the old one?
That's your answer to everything:  `Use the atom bomb'!
That's your excuse - being dead. * Lister
That's your movie.  There ya' go! -- Dr. Forrester
That's your movie. There ya' go! - Dr. F to Mike
That's your problem, not mine.  Doctor out.-Doc Zimmerman
That's-a spicy meat-a-ball! - S. Ipkiss
That's... Homer Simpson, sir. SIMPSON!, eh?
That's... a metaphor for the truth, not the truth itself" - Mulder
That's...umm...interesting, Aahz. - Skeeve
That'sTooBadForYou-NowIShallHaveToDisposeOfYou! TheVulture/SpiderMan
That, Doctor, is another calculated risk we must take. Spock
That. Unit was my Chief Engineer. - Kirk
That?...Sure I can fly it - it has wings doesn't it?
ThatClocksGettingCloserNowIt'sOnlyEightHoursOff - PeterParker/SpiderMan
ThatFeatheredFinkSureLaysAPowerfulEgg - SpiderMan Classic
ThatShouldTakeCareOfSpiderMan! - EveryNemesis/SpiderMan Classic
Thats 2 cents worth from me.
Thats a laugh, everyone knows it builds up mussle tone. - Bibi
Thats a lot more mature than I care to be at the moment!
Thats a nice dog, hey! dont bite me. no,NOo ah, AUGGGG!!!
Thats a very Russian attitude.  I approve.  -  Lt. Cmdr. Ivanova
Thats a very Russian attitude. I approve. --Ivanova.
Thats about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward
Thats all i can think of right now.. i lost my collection of tags
Thats all we nedded, a Druish Princess.
Thats called a header, it's used to start a message.
Thats for making the scene go on so long - Tom Servo
Thats it, were deader than tank tops. - The Cat
Thats just my two cents (wouldnt buy anything these days anyway).
Thats my Industrial Strength Hairdryer and I can't live without it!
Thats no moon...... it's a space station. - Obi-wan
Thats no moon....THIS is a moon Obi-Wan Kenobi drops pants
Thats not a bug, it's a feature!
Thats not all he's lost.
Thats right after my face went over to the dark side-Crow
Thats the first time I tasted woman, they're rather good. - 007
Thats typical earthbound thinking
Thats us in the corner.  That's us in the spotlight... -- Nelson
Thats us in the corner. That's us in the spotlight - Mike
Thats what I ordered! Change mine to the soup.
Thats what I want: mummified & placed next to Stalin-Crow
Thats what happens when you drink in a hottub - Crow
Thats what happens when you drink in a hottub... -- Crow T. Robot
Thats when men were men - Mike
Thats why God put woman on this green earth - Crow
Thatta gun in yer pocket...Hey!  That is a gun in your pocke+
Thaz really great, Tick. How ees your English? -Blitzen, Super Heroine
The  Borg  vs Jehovah  Witness:  What's  the  difference?
The  Missing  Link.....Offline  Mail  Addicts
The  More  Things  Change,  the  More  They  Stay  Insane,,,
The  O U T S I D E R  Press   by  DEPECHE PUBLISHING
The  O U T S I D E R  Press   by  DEPECHE PUBLISHING
The  VERY best things in life aren't  things  at  all
The  difference  between  genius and stupidity: Genius  has  its limits
The  difference between meat and fish is that if you  beat  your fish it dies.
The  mother of all TAGLINES &lt;grin&gt;
The  problem- once identified -- Trivial  !!
The "Any Key", yeah, that's the big red switch on the side.
The "Any" key?  It's the one in back marked "power"!.
The "Any" key?  See the one in the back marked "power"?
The "Any" key? See the red button marked "Reset?"
The "Any" key? See the red one in the back marked "power"?
The "Bill" of Rights has become the "Loose Change" of Rights!
The "Borg"ness. I hate Lion King.
The "C" in Rap is silent.
The "Enemy within:"  the Pentagon.
The "Freedom Bowl" - U.S. Patriots vs. Federal Kevlar Cowboys
The "HELL" you say
The "He's dead, Jim!" taglines are dead, Jim!
The "Hillary" pack at KFC: no breasts, large thighs; all left-wings.
The "Humor" conference is for important messages from the sysop.
The "Jeopardy" echo: Is this where all answers must be in question form?
The "Light at the end of the tunnel" may be dragon's fire
The "Living Bra"??  Sounds like something out of a horror movie
The "Man From Hope" is now hopeless.
The "Message Header" echo: where origin lines are not allowed.
The "Messages" echo: where taglines are not allowed.
The "Moderator Express" Card: Don't leave your Echo without it!
The "Morning After" pill for men: Changes your blood type
The "National Enquirer" just loved those nude shots of you
The "Nick Wells" technique for showing apprehension... Thanks, Nick!
The "Off Topic" echo:  where questions are allowed, but not answers
The "Ouchless"  tagline: ����۰���������
The "Rainbow Nation" Something for everyone
The "Tagline Mangler" creates interesting taglines!
The "Tagparagraph echo" where taglines are not allowed.
The "Thought Police" gave you a ticket for loitering
The "Twoonie", broken after 2 days in circulation!
The "U":  A race that follows the Q everwhere!
The "War on Drugs" is a war on the Constitution.
The "War on GUNS" is a war on the Constitution and Law-abiding Citize
The "Window of Opportunity" is next to the "Trapdoor of Disaster."
The "World Series" _ISN'T_ !!
The "`Bout Ready For Bedtime" Administration 1993-1997
The "aether" is a notion that virtually exists
The "any" key is that red button by the power switch
The "c" in "rap" is silent.
The "chain" of command is often a noose.
The "cutting edge" is getting rather dull. -- Andy Purshottam
The "girlfriend" in THE CRYING GAME is actually a guy.
The "oink!" of Pig Man cries desperately for help.
The "problem" with today's society, is that; (no one) knows how, to punctuate correctly, anymore?
The "silly question" is the first intimation of some totally new development - Alfred North Whitehead
The "space bar":  A CyberNightClub
The "tagline" is plain as way to parish church. --Tagspeare
The "theory" of Creation is more holey than holy
The "why" is plain as way to parish church. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
The # 1 cause of computer problems is computer solutions,,,
The # of Vulcans to replace a bulb?  Precisely 1.0000000!
The # of Vulcans to replace a bulb?  Precisely 1.0000000!
The # you have dialed, Nine-one-one, has been changed to an unlisted #
The #@#$ universe keeps drifting off frequency!
The $ prompt...America's symbol of power.
The 'Curdless' Phone - Dr. Forrester on cheese phone
The 'H' stands for horrible, right? * Lister's Confidence
The 'Pledge Of Allegiance' does not end with 'Hail Satan.' --Bart Simpson
The 'Zugsmith' touch - Tom on name in credits
The 'agains' frighten me more than the 'yets'.
The 'c' in 'crap' is silent
The 'c' in rap is silent and invisible
The 'c' in rap is silent.
The 'chain' of command is often a noose. - McCoy
The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars!
The 'other side' looks exactly like the other side - Crow
The 'poor cat in the rain' look - it never fails
The 'young woman' over there has over 300 years experience...-Bashir
The (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail ?
The *Real* Story of the Film So Far
The *Tagline Addict* Strikes! (And your Hard Drive file area shrinks.)
The *Tagline Addict* is not amused.
The *best* mini-vac for after-meal cleanup is a dog!
The *correct* plural of Oxymoron is oxymora.
The *love* of money is the root of all evil.
The *only* duly authorized Computer Curmudgeon
The *only* thing that's easy to learn is *sex*.
The *stupid* question is the one unasked.
The .357 Mag in a crowded elevator, there is no finer weapon.
The .45: "In a crowded elevator, there's no finer weapon"
The /69 = ...................................8 something.
The /real/ Microsoft:  WinEVER!
The 10 Commandments had a smaller cast than this - Crow
The 10 Commandments:  the taglines Moses stole from God.
The 10 Commandments: The recipes Moses stole from God.
The 10 Commandments: The taglines Moses got from God
The 10 million byte flamethrower.
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
The 10th Amendment - The newAmerican Revolution begins
The 10th Doctor will be played by Elvis Presley.
The 11th COMMANDMENT - Thou shalt not be a smartass!
The 11th Commandment:  Provoke thy children not unto wrath.
The 11th Commandment: "Love your neighbor, not his wife."
The 1800s were the golden age of gravy!
The 1890s were the gay '90s.  The 1990s are the Gay '90s.
The 1950's:  Ball and chain. - The 1990's:  The mouse.
The 1950's: Signed-Sealed-Delivered - The 1990's: Saved-Emailed-Downloaded.
The 1958 Floosy - Tom on trampy girl
The 1970's had the jet set...the 1990's has the NetSet.
The 1980's was about acquiring--wealth, power and privilege. -Hitlary
The 1995 Grey Cup Game--November 19 at Taylor Field in Regina, SK!
The 1996 Democratic slate, better known as the "Twit List."
The 1996 Olympics: Official Sports Marketing Division of Coca-Cola
The 1996 White House "Christmas card" was a KWANZA card..?!
The 1996 election: Vote against the Fugitive, pick the One-armed Man
The 1st Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians -- Pat Robinson
The 1st Amendment protects only the sports news?
The 1st Law of War: Never get involved in a land war in Asia
The 1st country Hitler conquered ... was Germany with gun control
The 1st ever Mystery Science Theater convention! - Tom
The 1st half of life is ruined by parents, the 2nd by our children.
The 1st nonabsolute number is the number of reservations.
The 1st person to raise his fist, just ran out of ideas.
The 1st rule of smart tinkering, save all the parts
The 1st rule of tinkering is to save all the parts.
The 1st step to burglar-proof your home, Clean your gun.
The 1st thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers
The 1st time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. Nancy Astor
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
The 2 most useless things in aviation, altitude above & runway behind.
The 2 prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck. --Vonnegut
The 21st century will start on a monday!
The 23:00 News and Mail Service
The 2400 shall inherit the Earth. Bible: Bill Gates vers.
The 24th-century isn't so tough. - Kirk
The 2nd Amendment arms patriots, not sportsmen!
The 2nd Amendment doesn't say "...only these firearms..."!
The 2nd Amendment enforces the other nine.
The 2nd Amendment is NOT a permit to be issued by the police!
The 2nd Amendment is a RIGHT, not a Clinton granted gift
The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Florida.
The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Massachusettes
The 2nd Amendment is in case the government ignores the other 9!
The 2nd Amendment is to assault as the 1st Amendment is to slander.
The 2nd Amendment won't be needed until they try to take it
The 2nd Amendment: It keeps on going, and going
The 2nd Amendment: It's not about guns, it's about freedom.
The 2nd Amendment: Just in case the government forgets the 1st!
The 2nd I Couldn't Care Less Tagline:  ==_-=-      (  *         )
The 2nd amendment guarentees all the other amendments.
The 2nd amendment is in case the gvrnmnt ignores the 1st
The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason
The 2nd gunman behind the grassy knoll was &^$&%#@*NO CARRIER
The 3 Deadly Sins: Tofu, Avocados and Alfalfa Sprouts
The 3 Tees of Golf: VaniTee, InsaniTee & ProfaniTee
The 3 best things in life: A Whisky before and VGA Planets after
The 3 kinds of lies - lies, damned lies & statistics
The 3 men I admire the most: The Father, The Son & The Holy
The 3 stages of marriage, lust, rust and dust
The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Good-looking 3) Geco
The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Nice Looking 3) @FN@
The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Nice Looking 3) The Majority.
The 3 types of men: 1) Intelligent 2) Nice Looking 3) YOU
The 30-second sound bite is a fact of life, but we don't have to be prisoners of it. - Adam Smith
The 357.73 Theory: Auditors always reject expense accounts with a bottom line divisible by 5
The 3rd I Couldn't Care Less Tagline:  ==_-=-        &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt; &lt;&gt;
The 4 Basic Food Groups: Ice Cream, Pizza, Diet Pepsi and Women.
The 4 Basic Food groups: Chocolate, Pizza, Caffeine, Sex.
The 4 Basic Foods: caffeine, chocolate, sugar, and sex.
The 4 Brensinger Food Groups: Peaches, Peaches, Peaches,
The 4 Cat Food Groups:  Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours.
The 4 Food Groups:  Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
The 4 best anti-depressants:  Money, Sex, Chocolate and Raquel Welch.
The 4 dog food groups:  Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours
The 4 food groups......Caffeine, Chocolate, Honey and Sex
The 4 food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwave.
The 4 food groups: Frozen, Instant, Takeout, & Microwave
The 4 food groups: Soda, Ice cream, tacos & pizza
The 4 food groups: bottle, box, can and carton.
The 4 food groups: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate and *milk*!
The 4 food groups: chocolate, ruffles, coke and twinkies.
The 4 food groups: fast, frozen, instant, and microwave.
The 4 food groups: soda, ice cream, tacos, and pizza.
The 4 food groups: spam, spam, eggs and spam.
The 4 food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
The 4 food groupsCaffeine, Chocolate, Honey and Sex
The 4 foods groups: cheese, wine, olives and sausage.
The 4 major food groups: fast, frozen, junk, & spoiled
The 4 seasons: salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
The 4077th is out of blood...now we're squeezing turnips. - Potter
The 486SX:  Intel's test of your gullibility!
The 4th dimension is just one big clambake of weirdity! - Tick
The 4th, 5th, 9th & 10th amendments ALSO protect RTKBA.
The 5 Doctors:  McCoy, Crusher, Pulaski, Bashir, EMHP.EXE
The 5:15 from Duluth, Oh my it's just derailed - Crow
The 60's weren't all failure, it's the 70's that stunk!
The 60's.."more a dream than a memory?" Oh Wow did I say that? Heavy!
The 64 Dollars Question (Take It or Leave it)
The 70's... Decade of shame
The 700 club is to science as Barney is to Les Miserables.
The 7th I Couldn't Care less Tagline:  ==_-=-   &lt;===&lt;&lt;   ( Alpha  )
The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
The 80986 will complete instructions before it gets them!
The 8th I Couldn't Care less Tagline:  ==_-=-    -= -= -=  ______==~~=
The 8th graders cull the herd - Mike
The 8th graders cull the herd. -- Mike Nelson
The 90's are going to make the 60's look like the 50's
The 90's are the 60's turned upside down.
The 94/95 NHL season begins on October 1st. Are you prepared?
The =which= Directive??? --Janeway
The @%*%# said something mystical, 'Herro' - Waters
The @LN@ is the strongest of all the Immortals
The @N@ Tagline collection, coming soon on CD ROM
The @TO@ School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The @TOFIRST@ Channel!
The @TOFIRST@ School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The @TOFIRST@ echo - A representative will annoy you shortly
The @TOFIRST@ that can be described is not the true @TOFIRST@
The @TOLAST@ is the strongest of all the Immortals
The A-Bomb - Built by lazy Americans, Tested in Japan
The A-Bomb is a dud.  Film at 11.
The A-bomb, the Big One, the big fire, my life for you! - Trashy
The ACLU...unraveling the moral fiber of America!!!
The ACLU: Friends of criminals and enemies of the people.
The ACLU: unraveling the moral fiber of America!
The ADL Lies about Gun Control,about Militias,and about Judaism.-JPFO
The AE35 will go 100% failure
The ANSi Crisis:  "But it worked in test"
The ANTics begin! - SimAnt
The ANY key? It's that big red one on the right side.
The ANY key? It's that button marked `RESET'.
The ARMY said I was too heavy. The police said I was too DUMB. - Homer
The ATM just asked if I wanted to go double or nothing!
The ATOG killed my Shivan?!?!
The AUTORACE AVENGER (retired temperarily)
The AW ban has always been phonier than Bill Clinton's tears. -Chapman
The Aardvark Amongst US
The Aardvark Files
The Aardvark In Spite Of Himself Christopher Stasheff
The Aardvark Who Sold the Moon RAH
The Aardvark and the George Gordon Dickonson
The Aardvark are coming!  The Aardvark are coming!
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The Abrams' Principle: The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
The Accused  - By Watts E. Dunn
The Actor-Singer is dead! --D. Letterman.
The Adams Family finds religion - Fox Mulder
The Addams Family finds religion... - Mulder  (Gender Bender)
The Addams family crunches, froggy parts for lunches
The Addams family finds religion. - Mulder
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh  - by W. Gates
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - SysOp Gail, attr.to Bill Gates
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - by W. Gates.
The Afterlife is run by you, as the Universe is not so badly designed.
The Agamemnon. The Captain's old ship. - Ivanova
The Age of Aquarius, indeed - LaCroix
The Agnostic's Prayer: "Oh, God, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul". - Ernst Renan
The Agony & DX/DC -- bestselling Calculus text (go figure...)
The Air Force escorts Sununu to a golf game - Crow
The Air Force is at the Dog & Suds? - Mike
The Air Force recommends 'crank' - Mike
The Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time
The Albino Rembrandt has just left the building! -- Jack Brim
The Alcoholic Voyage of Sinbad - Crow
The Alcoholic Voyage of Sinbad... -- Crow T. Robot
The Aliens told me not to be afraid, he said
The All-new ginsu recipe, minces, dices, splices, chops
The Alliance said you were dead. - Tuvok2
The American Civilization? That would be a good idea.
The American Dream - A Conservative policy
The American Dream - A Liberal's nightmare
The American Dream BBS moves to Callahan FL Soon
The American Dream: A silent liberal
The American Kitchen: Remove food from packaging and put it on dishes
The American Kitchen: Remove food from packaging and put it on dishes
The American Legal System  - By Sue Someone
The American Library Association is a good organization!
The American Revolution was illegal until it was over.
The American dream: Smoke pot, cheat on your wife, & become president!
The American home is sound as can ever be--thanks to television
The American people are too easily fooled.  Rush Limbaugh
The American people are wise enough to run their own affairs. - Heinlein
The American people aren't interested in details. - Lyn Nofziger
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. - Dan Quayle
The American public knows what it wants, and deserves to get it good and hard
The American sister states: Mary Land, Ida Ho, Louisa Anna, & Minne Sota
The Americans have taken umbrage.  Whereabouts is that?
The Amiga A4000/040 is not Amiga compatable
The Amiga CANNOT be killed. - Patrick Ford
The Amiga Is Not A Religion! It's A Computer!
The Amiga had it _right_ from the start!  It took 10 yrs for Win 95
The Amiga had it right from the start. 10 yrs later, Win 95 isn't!
The Amiga: Intel Outside but Alien Love Secrets Inside!!!
The Amish man married the Amish woman.  Soon after, he drove her buggy.
The Amoeba never lies.
The Anal Gang - Tom
The Anarans show no signs of disease, but all the symptoms. Crusher
The Angel of Music has her under his wing... - The Phantom
The Angels Rejoice When Forgiveness Prevails
The Angels want to wear my red shoes. -- E. Costello
The Angry Man  - By T. Doff
The Angry Tiger &
The Animal House BBS Tagline CApitol of The U.S
The Anita Hill Doll: pull string, it talks after 10 years.
The Anita Hill doll:  Pull string, talks in ten years
The Anne Meara of Canada - Mike on bossy woman
The Anne Meara of Canada... -- Mike Nelson
The Annoyance Detection Squad is WATCHING YOU!
The Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been canceled due to unforseen circumstances
The Answer To The Great Question :
The Answer is 42
The Ants are my friends; they're blowing in the wind
The Anxious Moment - By R.U. Cummin
The Any key? It's the one in back marked power!.
The Apathetics Convention has been cancelled due to disinterest.
The Apathy Anonymous meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest.
The Apathy Rally was cancelled due to lack of interest.
The Apogee Beta Team � Because the best is yet to come
The Apple Capital-Yakima Wa
The Apple Dumpling Gang...Jobs and Wozniak.
The Apple and the Newton: 32.19 ft/s.
The Apple and the Newton: 9.81 m/sec.
The Aquinas Axiom:  What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
The Arch-Bug is the official Palace Loonie...- Princess WhatsHerName
The Archdruid is the one with the biggest chainsaw.
The Arctic Circle begins somewhere around Atlanta. - Florida Native
The Arctic Ocean - by I. C. Waters
The Area_52 is watching you :)
The Arkansas State Police.  To Serve and to Procure
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock
The Arlington Software Exchange * 703-532-7143
The Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood
The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains
The Army is like the Boy Scouts without adult supervision.
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe. - Bill Murray
The Army's "I want you" poster has a new meaning
The Army's got some new recruits./They wear high-heeled Army boots.
The Armys purpose is to kill people and break things.....RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Art Ross Trophy winner for 95-96...The Magnificent Mario Lemieux!
The Art of Secret Dating - by Rhonda Voo
The Art of Sex ... by Carmen Gettit
The Art of Shoplifting - by Phil Mypockets
The Art of Underwear Exchange by Betty Won't
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince has a new album out. It's called "The Songs Formerly Known As Hits."
The Asaault Weapons Ban was bad law to begin with. - Charlton Heston
The Asaault Weapons Ban was bad law to begin with. - Charlton Heston
The Ascension: An air traveler's frequent miles dream.
The Assault Weapons Ban was bad law to begin with. - Charlton Heston
The Astral Express Card-Don't leave the Plane without it!
The Auberge Grand-M�re affair: The grandmother of Canadian scandals.
The Author wishes to thanks Dennis for a veritable truck load of quotes.  What a legend! - Paul Pennington
The Auto Salvage Business  - By Rex Toad
The Autobiography of Miss Tom Pittman. -- Mike Nelson
The Automated Episode Guide by Snake-Byte Incorporated!
The Averil Harriman Memorial Lunar Dome
The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lo
The Aztec priests donned the skins of their sacrificial victims. There are lots of girls who would like to wear mine
The Aztecs executed any noble under sixty caught drunk
The BATF is Government sponsored gang activity
The BBC wishes to apologize for the preceeding message
The BBC would like to apologize for that last apology.
The BBC would like to apologize for the preceding message.
The BBS `plug' is O.K. cos that's what it's into.
The BBS has ended because of a gas problem.
The BBS has ended because of an exception trap.
The BBS in English.
The BBS isn't dying; the internet just took away the idiots
The BBS of the Stars!"
The BBS on a mission from God.
The BBS that 'Rocks Philadelphia'.
The BBS that asks the question, but doesn't care about the answer.
The BBS that boldly goes.  We haven't figured out where yet.
The BBS that cares enough to send the very best.
The BBS that dares to ask the question: 'Huh?'
The BBS that gives your modem an April fresh smell.
The BBS that glows in the dark.
The BBS that looks GREAT in silk stockings.
The BBS that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The BBS that never repeats repeats itself itself
The BBS that never sleeps.
The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied.
The BBS that they invented autodial for.
The BBS to have when you're having only one.
The BBS with Take-out.
The BBS with a hint of musk.
The BBS with the best g-spots...er...g-files around.
The BBS with the biggest phone bill loses!!!! Oh god, I'm lost Now!!
The BBS you wrote home about
The BBS your mother warned you about.
The BEST echo in fidonet is devoted to autoracing
The BIG BANG and the BIG CRUNCH are not Nestle Bars!
The BOOK means BIBLE. So don't swear by the BOOK 
The Babearlon project was a scheme given shape
The Bablon project was a dream given form
The Baby's Revenge:   by Nora Tittoff
The Babylon Project was a dream given form.
The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.  It failed
The Babylon project was a dream given form... - Sinclair
The Babylon project was our last best hope for peace - Ivanova
The Bad Boys gonna set ya free, Rock on, Rock Ya, Rock Ya.
The Baggenses steals our taglineses, my precioussssss
The Bagginses, they steals our taglines, precioussss
The Bajoran Internal Revenue Service: Your Prophets are OUR business.
The Bajoran Phaser - a simple answer to tricky political problems.
The Bajoran Resistance fighters were wary of Palukoos in the latrines.
The Bajoran death chant lasts over 2 hours. -- Worf
The Ballad of  Lorena  and  John  Bobbitt
The Ballad of John and Lorena Bobbitt.
The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!
The Balrog casts a spell of Zorton - Mike to Tom
The Barbarian of Seville. -- Hawkeye on Winchester (and his singing)
The Barber Of Seville  - By Ray Zerr
The Barbershop Quartet - By Mike Mixer
The Bard's Curse:  "I'll make you immortal!"
The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture.
The Barnabus Collins look - Tom on guy w/weird haircut
The Baron Latimer knows Needlepoint best
The Basic Law of Budgets: You can only spend it once
The Basics: A beer, a blonde, & a boob tube
The Bat, the Cat, and the Penguin - June 19
The Bat-signal is not a beeper! - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
The Bataan "Oh my God, my dogs are aching" march - Crow
The Batman play seemed important to Crow - Mike to Tom
The Batman play seemed important to Crow. -- Mike Nelson
The Battle Belongs To The Lord
The Battle Of Pearl Harbor. By the Batley Townswomen's Guild
The Battle of Bannockburn will never be forgotten by Scottish people
The Battle of the Network Stars should be waged with guns.
The Bavarian Illuminati are watching you.
The Beach Bully  - By Harry Ayp
The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp*
The Beast at Tanagra.
The Beast of Both Worlds
The Beast taints all emotions. -- Nostoket, Gangrel
The Beast's Lair users come in two types - Quick or Dead
The Beast's Lair: Where we operate at a 90� angle to reality
The Beast, the keeper of the Tower.  The originator of all glammer
The Beatles said it best, Obla-Dee, Obla-Daa, Life Goes On
The Beatles: Paul McCartney's old back-up band
The Bedpan Patrol  - By B. M. Routine
The Behemoth was not the only rabbit in Confed's hat. - Paladin
The Belgian government has decided that the British system of
The Bell nutwork:  Squirrel transportation provided by telephone lines
The Bells of St. *Murder*! -- Tom Servo
The Bells of St. MURDER! - Tom
The Ben Reynolds School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The Benefits of being Female: Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance
The Benefits of being Female: Taxis stop for us
The Benefits of being Female: Taxis stop for women, unless there's a wheelchair involved.
The Benefits of being Female: They absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality
The Benefits of being Female: They can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers
The Benefits of being Female: They can cry and get off speeding fines
The Benefits of being Female: They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
The Benefits of being Female: They got off the Titanic first
The Benefits of being Female: They've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game
The Benefits of being Female: We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
The Benji-Nator!
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing
The Bermuda Triangle swallows seamen.
The Best Government is the least government
The Best Of Elmer Fudd - By U. U. Wabbit
The Best Of Holiday Greetings And Wishes To You All
The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past
The Best Tagline  * &gt;&gt; DOES NOT EXIST &lt;&lt; *
The Best Thing About My Parents (2001)
The Best of Rush?  We get that everytime he is on the air
The Best of Rush?  We get that everytime he is on the air
The Best test for survive was Windows
The Best way to accelerate a PS/2 is at -9.8 m/s�
The Best way to be useful - STAY OUTTA THE WAY!!!!
The Betty Ford clinic is now taking BBS addicts.
The Beverly Hillbillies -- Y'all things considered
The Bible Belt is often caught unbuckled
The Bible Belt won't keep MY pants up.
The Bible begins with Genesis and ends in Revolutions!
The Bible does NOT say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay."
The Bible does _not_ say Noah took cats aboard the Ark
The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be reread
The Bible falling apart usually belongs to a person who isn't.
The Bible for Blondes: Oral Sex Techniques by N. Onegulp.
The Bible has a word to describe "safe" sex:  It's called marriage.
The Bible is God talking to you.  Prayer is you talking to God
The Bible is a window in this prison of hope, through which we look into eternity. - Timothy Dwight
The Bible is an opiate to keep the beasts of burden complacent.
The Bible is criticised most by those who think while reading it
The Bible is criticized most by those who read it least.
The Bible is criticized most by those who think while reading it.
The Bible is literature, not dogma. - George Santayana
The Bible is the bread of life that never becomes stale.
The Bible is the cornerstone for American liberty
The Bible says so, that's why!
The Bible says, Love thy neighbor, hate the gayness
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat
The Bible, it knows, and some people hate that! (Heb. 4:12)
The Bible, the Blood, and the Blessed Hope.
The Bible: God's QWK packet for @N@
The Bible: God's QWK packet to the human race!
The Bible: criticized most by those who read it least.
The Big Apple is one big Bone Gnawer playground. -- Shakespeare
The Big Bang Theory:God spoke, and *BANG* it happened!
The Big Bang was an orgasm of Divine Joy.
The Big Bang was only the universe rebooting.
The Big Bang?  You'll have to ask Tom Arnold
The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One
The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine: Alien Prostitution.
The Big Cigar  - By Smokey Stogie
The Big Comptroller In the Sky - Mike
The Big Dipper is the father of the Little Dipper.
The Big Dipper looks inviting
The Big KPS
The Big Parade - By Marsha Long
The Big People: What Leprechauns see when they are drunk.
The Big Scene - Crow as girl tearfully recounts crime
The Big Snitch - By Ima Telling
The Big Wave - By Sue Nami
The Big Wave: Sue Nami
The Bigger the Drive, the more Junk Collected
The Biggest Pile Of Useless Information This World Has Seen
The Bill Clinton Watch: Only $14.95 + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax + Tax
The Bill of Rights - void where prohibited by law.
The Bill of Rights -- Void Where Prohibited By Law 
The Bill of Rights goes too far -- it should have stopped at "Congress shall make no law."
The Bill of Rights isn't a Menu! - Charles Curley
The Bill of Rights went too far. They should
The Bill of Rights. "It's ALL in 'dere!"
The Bio-Gel Packs on the Voyager are lactose intolerant
The Biography of Ben Dover by Seemore Butt
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National Redwood Forest
The Birch John Society - Dedicated to the preservation of wooden outhouses
The Bird Collection  - By Arnie Thologie
The Bishop!!
The Bitterest of pain has much knowledge and no power
The Bjoran death chant lasts over 2 hours.
The Black Hand does not share its secrets willingly
The Black Hand keeps the mages *very* happy... -- Sidieu
The Black Hole Golf Course:  A hole in one every time!
The Blackbird will never die!
The Blazes with the Prime Directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS to the BORG
The Blessing - By Benny Dixon
The Blonde Bible? "The Joy Of Oral Sex..."
The Blonde Sex Manual:  IN - OUT.  Repeat as necessary
The Blood Bank rejected my blood--my plasma had an olive in it
The Blood of Jesus Christ His Son Cleanseth Us From All Sin !!
The Blue Wave ...  The totally cool way to do mail!
The Blue Wave Hates me !
The Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader v2.12
The Blue Wave Reader v2.12 is over 2 years old and still going strong!
The Blue Wave drowns all other mail readers!
The Blue Wave echo, were suggestions are taken seriously!
The Blue Wave packets are not in the main computer.
The Blue Wave:  what Smurfs do at a football game.
The BlueWave echo, were suggestions are taken seriously!
The Boatniks:  Undercover! -- Crow T. Robot
The Bob Hope entourage prepares for another USO tour-Crow
The Bobbitt Trial: A Slice of America
The Bobbitt Virus - turns your hard drive into a 3.5" floppy.
The Bobbitt interview was running a little long, so they
The Bobbitt interview was running a little long, so they cut him off.
The Bobbitt trial ended up with a Re-hung jury.
The Bobbitts  A marriage made in hell.
The Bobbitts - Taglines For Your Viewing Pleasure.
The Bobbitts ... A marriage made in hell.
The Bobbitts:  A set of sickos for the nasty nineties!
The Bobbitts: A marriage made in hell.
The Bobbitts: Married - June 18, 1989; Severed - June 23, 1993.
The Bobbitts: On the `cutting edge' of society.
The Bobbitts: Set of sickos for the nasty nineties!
The Bobsy Twins are calling - Tom on the Mads
The Bobsy Twins are calling... -- Tom Servo
The Body absorbs its enemies. Reger
The Bog � by Pete Maas
The Bog: Pete Maas*
The Bondage Experts!!! ########
The Book of Armaments, Chapter Two, verses 8 to 11
The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print - Mark Twain
The Bookworm's Lair
The Borg - plastic surgery taken too far.
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
The Borg Assimilated and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
The Borg Bopper:  "Assimilate you at 8?...You *know* what I like!!"
The Borg Bunny....It keeps assimilating and assimilating and assi
The Borg Cable Co.: Subscriber's wishes are irrelevant.
The Borg Collective: the ultimate voice mail
The Borg Empire:  An Equal Opportunity Assimilator
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg Express Card: don't be assimilated without it!
The Borg Institute of Technology: Science on the march!
The Borg Mail Reader -- Tagline theft is futile!
The Borg Offline Reader:  taglines are irrelevant
The Borg Ship - "Hip To Be Square".
The Borg Spreadsheet:  Locutus 1-2-3
The Borg Telephone Co.: Subscribers' wishes are irrelevant.
The Borg Utilites: There ARE no recovery tools
The Borg Utilities: There are NO recovery tools.
The Borg Vs. the Christians-what's the difference?
The Borg are *so* square, they're cubed!
The Borg are approaching! - Quick, begin tagline nutation!
The Borg are back an' there's gonna be trouble hey na hey na...
The Borg are back and there's gonna be trouble
The Borg are back, and this time no more Mr. Nice Guy.
The Borg are busy now. Will a fake Borg do?
The Borg are coming!  Quick ... try to look useless!
The Borg are coming!  Quick!  Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming! Look useless!
The Borg are coming! Quick! Look Useless!
The Borg are coming! Quick! Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming! Quick, look useless.
The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless
The Borg are coming! Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming! Try to look useless, act like a liberal!
The Borg are coming!!! Quick, try and look assimilated
The Borg are coming, try to look useless!
The Borg are coming. Quick, hide your hockey gear!
The Borg are eating my brain! - Jean Lu�* Locutus
The Borg are looking for a few good men.
The Borg assimilate Earth, and leave Ch.9 behind
The Borg assimilated & all I got was this lousy Tagline.
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this crummy T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this stupid T-Shirt!
The Borg assimilated me and all I got was this T-Shirt.
The Borg assimilated my cat...He doesn't act any differently.
The Borg assimilated my culture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
The Borg assimilated my planet & all I got was this lousy tee shirt!
The Borg assimilated my planet: All I got was a T-shirt
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T shirt
The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this tagline.
The Borg assimilated my race & all they left was this copy of Windows!
The Borg assimilated my race - all they left me was this damn t-shirt!
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was ... &lt;AAAARRRGGGHH!!&gt;
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy tag line
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy\SLMR\TAG
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this tagline
The Borg assimilated my race and all they left me was this damn t-shirt!
The Borg assimilated my race and all they left was this copy of Windows!
The Borg assimilated my race, I just got this lousy implant
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was a T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this crummy t-shirt
The Borg assimilated my race,and all I got was a T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my species and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated the Warners- and never recovered.
The Borg assimilated; all I got was this stupid T-shirt.
The Borg at Hungry Jacks, Resistance is Futile!
The Borg could only assimilate God if Ditka was their leader.--EB
The Borg do it collectively.
The Borg do not apologize for anything.
The Borg don't ingest food. --Crusher
The Borg have entered sector 001. -- Shelby
The Borg have neither honor nor courage
The Borg have superconductivity. Resistance is futile
The Borg in Florida:  "John Tanner is irrelevant."
The Borg is *everywhere*!   --"Riker"
The Borg is an equal opportunity assimilator
The Borg is the ultimate user. - Q
The Borg just don't fix food the way my Grandma used to!
The Borg left this package sir. The label reads "Win95"?
The Borg prefer to think INSIDE the box!
The Borg refused to assimilate Wesley.
The Borg refused to assimilate Wesley.
The Borg ship has reached Jupiter, announced Shelby jovially
The Borg ship is an Irrelevant class vessel, sir.
The Borg ship is undamaged. -- Worf
The Borg sure know how to push Data's buttons
The Borg tried to assimilate me. So I ate them. --T. Rex.
The Borg vs. The Dittoheads...what's the difference?
The Borg!?!?  Where?  I don't se*(#$&...NO CARRIER
The Borg's turbolift music - "It's Hip to be Square".
The Borg, plastic surgery taken too far.
The Borg, victims of low self-esteem? On the next Geraldo.
The Borg......they're not sleeping, they're re-charging!
The Borg:  Calm, cool, and collective.
The Borg:  Plastic surgery taken too far.
The Borg:  Victims of Low Self-Esteem?  On the Next Geraldo!
The Borg:  We came.  We assimilated.  We left.
The Borg: A committee that actually does something.
The Borg: A liberal government in the 24th century.
The Borg: Plastic Surgery Taken Too Far.
The Borg: Plastic surgery taken a bit too far
The Borg: Puts a new spin on COLLECTIVE bargaining
The Borg: Victims of Low Self-Esteem? On the Next Geraldo!
The Borg: We came. We assimilated. We left.
The Borg: the ultimate in voice mail
The Borg?  Politically correct: The non-amalgamatorily challenged!
The BorgMail echo is empty.
The Borgs favorite beer - TuBorg
The Boulevard of Extreme Discomfort! - Earthworm Jim
The Bouncing Bullet  - By Rick O'Shay
The Bowery Boys Meet Bigfoot.
The Boxer Rebellion was actually started by the Pugs
The Boy Scout credo: sound mind, sound body...take your choice
The Boy Scouts is like the Army with adult supervision
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
The Boy stood on the burning deck..PRATT!
The Boys Are Back In Town -- Thin Lizzy
The Boys in BLUE!!... Our Metro FINEST!
The Brady Act is worthless...but, but, it's Constitutional! - Liberals
The Brady Bill is about a useful as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$
The Brady Bill wouldn't have changed the Brady shooting
The Brave only die once, the coward dies a hundred deaths.
The Braves rule!!!. . . Ex Cubs fan
The Braves will win The World Series in 1995.......Go Braves
The Bread That I Will Give is My Flesh, Which I Will Give For The Life of The World !!
The Bride Wore Spam.
The Bride of Bigfoot.
The Bride's First Night  - By Peter B. Kyne
The Bridge Between Tagline Addicts
The Bright Side of Teamwork: You can blame someone else!
The British are coming!  The British are coming!
The British just came out with this sub-subcompact. It's so small, the windshield is one monocle
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office. - George Bernard Shaw
The British tourist is always happy abroad so long as the natives are waiters. (Robert Morley)
The Broken Strap - By Won Hung Lo
The Broken Window  - By Eva Brick
The Brotherhood of Gentlemen, PER ARDUA AD ASTRA
The Brothers Grimm wouldn't have made it as standup comedians.
The Bruins are on TV? Nahh...I'd rather watch hockey!
The Bruins bite the dust - HEY! HEY!
The Brunette Sex Manual: Take it when you want it!
The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here!
The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits..
The Buffalo Bills - Winners despite conventional wisdom
The Build Engine is in Ruins. - Ken, get your debugger!
The Building - By Eddy Fiss
The Bullfighter  - By Matt Adore
The Bulls are gonna get blistered by the Suns!
The Bundy Trail... ! ! &lt;&lt;&lt; Bruno Maglis
The Bureau of Incomplete Statistics reports that one out of three
The Burglar  - By Robin Banks
The Bush presidency: Austin powers.
The Bush twins stole my beer!
The ByteBrigade...We recycle spent font cartridges.
The C Language := The Write Only language!
The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language
The C Team--I love it when a program comes together
The C.I.A. is often a contradiction in terms.
The CFL - Entertainment for 60 minutes....and beyond!!
The CFL:  "It's very nice." -- Mujibur and Sirajul
The CIA and CSIS are watching you!
The CLOCK$ stops here.
The COBOL Crisis:   But it worked in test
The CSRA PC Users Group sponsors this conference
The Cajun four seasons: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Hunting.
The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina.
The Calgary Exhibition and Stampede - July 7-17, 1994
The Calgary Stampede, Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth!
The California Condor is a rare and extremely ugly bird.
The California Legislature... the best YOUR money can buy!
The California Lottery: a tax on the mathematically impaired.
The Caller before you was God
The Calypso Band - By Lydia Dustbin
The Campus Crusade for Cthulhu:  "It FOUND me!"
The Canadian Breast Support Foundation, (A non-profit society).
The Canadian Dublooney: Two, two, two coins in one.
The Canadian Dublooney: a bagel and a doughnut hole: 2 flavors in one.
The Canadian Dublooney: kibbles and 4bits and 4bits and 4bits and 4bits
The Canadian Dublooney: the lifesaver without the hole
The Canadian Looney/Dublooney: the coins for the paperless office
The Canadian Senate...more dinosaurs than Jurassic Park!
The Canadian Tire catalogue is my bible!!!
The Canadian dollor.  Current 70.85   Next 66.75?
The Candy Store  - By Pepper Mintz
The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz*
The Cannibal's Daughter               By Henrietta Mann
The Canonical List of Taglines
The Capellan's basic weapon is the kligat. McCoy
The Captain finds out, she's gonna blow a gasket!
The Captain is missing? I must be on the voyage of the damned
The Captain said "Energize!" and this little pink bunny appeared
The Cardassian Cable Co.:  4 channels?  No, we have *5* channels!
The Cardassians considered their security chief a security risk!-Odo
The Cardassians left my planet & all we got was a lousy space station
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead.
The Carnival Cruise line fights back! -- Crow T. Robot
The Carnival Cruiseline fights back - Crow on battleship
The Carpal "Tunnel of Love"...cyberplace sex hangout.
The Carpenters of Borg: "We've only just Borgun..."
The Castle Agggh.  Our quest is at an end.  God be praised!
The Castle Ahrgggh.  Our quest is at an end.
The Castle Anthrax? - Sir Galahad
The Castle of Uugggggh! - Maynard
The Cat Seldom Interferes With Other People's Rights.
The Cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
The Cat ate my tagline
The Cat came Back, but that's another story! &lt;G&gt;
The Cat had the right idea. -- Fritzenjammer
The Cat is, above all else, a dramaticist
The Cat lets me live here
The Cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of his ownee
The Cat, ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
The Catholic Church:  A successful vampire cult.
The Cats let me live here
The Cavalryman - By Rhoda Norse
The Cave = 18:00-6:00
The Cave of Destiny, half a block south of Mort's Big And Tall
The Cave of Dr. Calimari - Crow
The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction
The Center of Cyberspace...ego@manic.id
The Chainsaw Luke, use the Chainsaw.
The Chair Too! BBS  � HUB � Message Board Only �
The Chairman of the Department of Redundancey Department
The Challenge is to try and fit em all together
The Challenger's gone, but the challenge is still there.
The Charly Callas defense! - Crow on goofy suspect
The Charter of Rights - void where prohibited by law.
The Cheap Eats Cafe...  A great place; the drinks are cold!
The Chef is the Boss in This Kitchen
The Chief has asked me to overlook this little ruckus. --Plug.
The Chief's a good engineer. - Dax
The Chiefs are #1! - @N@
The Child is the Father of the Man!
The Children of Davros shall rule!
The Chinaman With One Testicle - By Wot Went Wong
The Chinese Population Explosion      By Wee Fukum Jung
The Chinese Rupture  - By Wang Hang Lo
The Choice is yours [ Linux | BSD | BeOS ]
The Choice:  Roll over or stand up and be counted.
The Choice:  Roll over or stand up to the challenge.
The Christian Coalition: The mentally stunted turn morally rabid
The Christian Right is wrong.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
The Christmas Pageant does not stink - Bart Simpson's lines
The Christmas Pageant does not stink - Bart Simpson/Episode 8F09
The Christmas Pageant does not stink. - Bart's Board
The Christmas Pageant does not stink. --Bart Simpson.
The Christmas Spirit - By Joy X. Noel
The Christmas pageant does not stink
The Christmas pageant does not stink � Bart on the blackboard
The Christmas presents of today are the garage sales of tomorrow.
The Christmas spirit is not something you drink
The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
The Chuck Berry Story  - By Judy Frudy
The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy*
The Church Is To Be A Rest Stop, Not A Battle Field
The Church has appropriated God for its own ends!
The Church has appropriated God for its own ends! - Machiavelli
The Church hates a thinker like a criminal hates the police.
The Church hates a thinker like a robber hates a cop.
The Church hates a thinker like a robber hates the police
The Church must learn humility, as well as teach it. - G.B.Shaw
The Church of Scientology told me to Mug Space alien...with Sub-Machine gun
The Church of St Todd the Incontinent
The Church of St. Humid the Incontinent.
The Church of the Kinky Taglines
The Church of the Latter Day Sinners
The Church of the Sub-Genius can save your sanity!
The Church of the SubGenius - pull the wool over your own eyes.
The Citadel is getting a Cheerleader
The Citadel is getting a Cheerleader
The City looks almost peaceful under a freshly fallen souffle. -Tick
The Civil War wasn't. The Revolutionary didn't
The Clan is stronger than the chief.- Old Scot Sayin
The Classic Monastery Painters - By Art Monk
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks.
The Claw has decided, he must go!
The Claw has decided, he must go!
The Cleaning lady has to do windows, I don't.
The Clinton "Agenda": We knew he was a liar, now he wants to be a thief
The Clinton Administration (1993...1997)...Government By Crisis Invention
The Clinton Administration is working on that
The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation..
The Clinton Administration... The Worst Foreign Policy in 50 Years
The Clinton Administration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
The Clinton Administration: Home of the Whopper!
The Clinton Administration: Murphy's Law in Action!
The Clinton Administration: Taxation without hesitation.
The Clinton Administration: Tyranny in the shadows
The Clinton Adminstration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
The Clinton Armed Forces- Eat, Drink and be Mary.
The Clinton Campaign.. Press C to Cancel ... PLEASE!
The Clinton Comedy Hour starring Donna Shalala.
The Clinton Comedy Hour starring Robert Reich.
The Clinton Comedy Hour starring the "Not Ready for Reali
The Clinton Economy: Record 1.1 million bankruptcies expected in 1996!
The Clinton Era: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Clinton MisAdministration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
The Clinton Motto: "What can we get away with today?"
The Clinton Plan. What?  There is no plan
The Clinton Sandwich: $5 worth of Baloney, $20 tax
The Clinton Sex Scandal: Fornigate!
The Clinton Staff * Rookies that didn't make the cut.
The Clinton Watch: Just $5.95 ($54.95 with tax)
The Clinton White House: THE TRUE EVIL EMPIRE!
The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S!
The Clinton family makes Billy urinating in public not seem so bad
The Clinton pardons: I get a kickback out of you.
The Clintonista invasion/occupation: 1993 - 1997
The Clintons - Living examples of Artificial (and Inept) Intelligence
The Clintons: America's First (low-life) Family
The Clintons: America's first hermaphroditic president.
The Clintons: Co-presidents and co conspirators
The Clintons: We're inept, we're incompetent, and we're i
The Clipboard provides temporary storage
The Clipper Chip:  "Big Brother Inside"
The Clipper Chip:  Having a Peeping Tom install your window blinds.
The Clipper Chip: Better government through surveilance.
The Clone Rangers teleport again!
The Clown Prince Of Modemworld.
The Club!
The Coarse Golfer: One who has to shout 'Fore' when he puts
The Coast Guard, for men too chicken to join the navy. -- Crow
The Coast Is Clear - By C. N. Eebuddy
The Cockpit BBS    SysOp: `//idow.\\aker   USMC   JAPAN
The Coffee Maker - By French Press
The Cold Steel Kid, as I live and breathe! --Sebastian Jackal
The Collective Strikes Back! - SW/ST crossover film
The Colloquium, Canberra, Australia (3:620/267)
The Colonel you ain't, o'tay????!!!! :)
The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
The Comma Sutra - the guide to Grammatic Satisfaction.
The Commodore 64 will NEVER die!
The Commodore 64--it keeps going and going and going and
The Commons- A unique concept in population control
The Communist vision is the vision of man without God. Chiang Kai-shek
The Commuter - By Jocelyn Train
The Company loves misery.
The Compiler Bug hits you - your harddisk feels lighter
The Complete Book Of Lasgana - By Aieda
The Complete E-Mail System!
The Complete Gnome's Guide to Tinkering With Artifacts
The Computer Gamer's Motto: We die and learn.
The Computer Says: Only a dirty commie woulnd't join the AEAS!
The Computer hates cheaters and coincidences.
The Computer is Watching.
The Computer is impressed with Data's hardware.
The Computer is no place for sex.....unless it's a really big computer
The Computer is our friend.  Hail the Computer!
The Computer is your friend
The Computer is your friend! Trust the Computer!
The Computer is your friend.
The Computer made me do it
The Computer says: Join the AEAS, or you are a traitor!
The Con: abbreviation for the "Contract With America"
The Concerto for Timpany & Carhorn - Mike
The Confed ape dares to attack?! - Kilrathi Taunt
The Conference Room has been booked for an assignment-of-blame meeting
The Congress - Home of the Whopper!
The Congress is becoming the BANE of Democracy and Freedom!
The Congressman's Credo: To boldly tax what no man has taxed before.
The Consequences Of Trick Or Treating By Tommy Ayk
The Conservative Candidates were elected, not the Conservative Agenda.
The Constable and I have a LOT of catching up to do. -- Lwaxana
The Constable will be OCCUPIED.--Lwaxana
The Constipated Chinaman  by Hung Chow
The Constitution - The main obstacle to Bill Clinton's plans.
The Constitution and Bill of Rights are NOT outdated!!
The Constitution does not make conspiracy a civil right. 341 US 494
The Constitution doesn't apply to non-Christians. -- Pat Robertson
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself. - John Ciardi
The Constitution is not a technicality.
The Constitution may not be perfect, but it's a lot better than what we've got!
The Constitution protects the people from government.  Guns ensure it.
The Constitution was to CONTROL the Government.
The Continuum didn't think you had it in you, Jean-Luc. -Q
The Contract Parking gang - Tom
The Contribution Of Political Correctness To Free Speech
The Conversation Sieve Defense: It doesn't matter what dumb thing you say in a conversation, as long as the person you're talking to is dumber
The Corbomite Maneuver
The Corlick Sisters must DIE!
The Corp doesn't murder its own. --Winters.
The Corps is Mother!  The Corps is Father!
The Corsican Kitties:  pet one, and other other purrs
The Cost of A Thing is The Amount of Life Which Must be Exchanged For It !!
The Council discovered something terrible. -- Lennier
The Counselor and I will be indisposed today -- Riker
The Course of Progress:  Most things get steadily worse.
The Covenstead Grove is a Wicca'ed Board!
The Cow Blew Up on the Launching Pad.
The Coyote---Coming soon to a BBS near you!!!
The Crawlacopter? That's your answer for everything -Crow
The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments. - PBS
The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments. - from 'The Creation of the Universe' on PBS
The Creator is a comedian, only the audience is afraid to laugh.
The Creator was simply testing your memory banks. - Spock
The Credit Card  - By Wright N. Bills
The Creeping Nepotism - Mike on nephew/deputy
The Creeping Nepotism... -- Mike Nelson
The Creeping Terror likes to frolic in the fields - Mike
The Crime Bill ... a $33 Billion Dollar Basketball Game.
The Crime Bill: a "crime" for "Bill" to be President
The Criminals Of Watergate - By Barton Mee
The Croatians don't play well without the ball - Barry Venison
The Crow Of Diamonds! - Crow on new card
The Crow The Crow said don't look!!
The Crow, Pretty much same as above,p;)
The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775
The Cruise of Wine & Roses - Tom on drunk boat captain
The Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, Watergate... - Q
The Crusades:  Overly assertive missionary tactics
The Cursed Cursor curses and having cursed
The Cute, Sweet, Little One!
The Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner?
The Czech is in the mail
The Czech's in the mail, ... sending Frenchman by FAX.
The D.C. park service has declared the man they shot a suicide
The D/L ain't over 'til the FAT table dings.
The DAR fund raiser is going quite well -Tom on wrestlers
The DLS - home of the 5 Meg twit list
The DLS BBS & M  -  Home of the Screwy Decimal System
The DLS is proud and will give you credit for this
The DM is lying. I know because I am dead.
The DM lies --Note inside a used D&D book for sale.
The DM lies.  -Note inside a used Player's Handbook
The DM lies.  Note inside a used D&D book for sale
The DM lies. Note inside a used Player's Handbook.
The DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon
The DNA *is* compatible. With a little help. K'Ehleyr
The DNC is a Cereal Bowl: Full of fruits, nuts, and flake
The DOG f*rted!--Carlin
The DOGGIE(tm) bra:  makes pointers out of setters
The DR-DOS Windows Compressor: XDEL \WIN\*.* /R /S /N /D
The DUCK walks in square circles!
The Daguerreotype was an early development... -- W. Jim Sutton
The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE!  ASSIMILATE!
The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs.
The Dan Quayle virus causes mysterious spelling errors to appear.
The Dark Grandma of Death! - Mike
The Dark Grandma of Death! -- Mike Nelson
The Dark One falls across the land
The Dark Side is like Macintosh. Quicker, easier, more seductive
The Darkness has Teeth... And It Hungers! -- The Book of Madness
The Darkness is Past, And The True Light Now Shineth !!
The Darkstryder Campaign (Boxed Set) - By West End Games
The DataQuest is OS/2'ing it!
The Davidians Door is stored beside JFK's brain
The Day All Heck Broke Loose - By K. T. Bardedoor
The Day I Ripped My Pants by Barb D. Wire
The Day William Died by Bill D. Coffin.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
The Days of Swine and Roses
The Dead Of Winter:  Jan Yuary
The Dead Sea Scrolls: The Bible v1.0�
The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh
The Dead wanna-be's - Crow
The Death Penalty is 100% deterent!
The Death Penalty is a 100% Deterrence
The Death Star has cleared the planet!
The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets
The Death Star will be in range in 5 minutes
The Death With Dignity committee - Crow
The Death With Dignity committee. -- Crow T. Robot
The Death of Common Sense
The Death penalty is a 100% deterance.
The Debtor - By Owen Munny
The Declaration of Independance = 1,322 word
The Declaration of Independence was the promise; the Constitution was the fulfillment
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
The Decline Of Civilization  - By Helena Handcart
The Decline of Western Civilization, Part III:  The Grammy Years
The Deed of Paksennarion by Elizabeth Moon (1 vol. TPB)
The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The Defiant Debs - Mike
The Defiant is a FIGHTING ship, not a 'hotel in space'.--Peter Bryce
The Defiant is a _fighting_ ship, and not a "hotel" in space - P Bryce
The Definition of Redneck foreplay......Psst....Sis, you awake?
The Delta Quad:  just a speed bump in Voyager's road of life.
The Delta Quadrant: A speed bump in Voyager's road of life.
The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - After 5pm - Try before U bu
The Democratic Party is seldom on speaking terms with itself
The Democratic Party is the party of gimmes
The Democratic Party:  Their symbol tells it all
The Democratic Party: For when you want others to pay your bills
The Democratic emblem is a jack*ss -- obviously a charact
The Democratic emblem is a jack*ss -- obviously a character reference!
The Democratic party cannot live without the female vote
The Democratic party is just that,,, A Party!
The Democratic rule:  "Confusion creates jobs!"
The Democrats and the Republicans are in bed together
The Democrats are tax-collectors; the Republicans are taxpayers!
The Democrats believe that everyday is April 15th - Ronald Reagan
The Democrats have been Clinterminated!!!
The Democrats want to destroy Amendment 2 and 10.
The Demon In Your Mind Will Rape You In Your Bed At Night
The Demon offered me a choice: Ten Megabucks or a Redhead (tough choice!)
The Dems have the Presidency & a majority in both houses of Congress.
The Department of Redundancy Department.
The Devil Drum has now de-virginized this table. - Graves
The Devil HATES Sunday!
The Devil already has all the lawyers for himself.
The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. -- Antonio
The Devil can cite taglines for his purpose
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
The Devil has three children: Pride, Falsehood and Envy
The Devil hath the power to assume a pleasing shape. - &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
The Devil is most devilish when respectable.
The Devil is my brother-in-law - Crow as goofy suspect
The Devil made me do Alright, I did it myself!
The Devil made me do it (snicker)
The Devil made me do it, and I want to do it again!
The Devil made me do it.
The Devil made me do...  Alright, I did it myself!
The Devil made me do...&lt;ACK!&gt;...YOU!
The Devil made me do...&lt;ACK!&lt;...@FN@!
The Devil made me read Zmodem docs
The Devil watches all opportunities. -- Congreve
The Devil's Express Card:  Don't go to Hell without it!!!
The Devil's children have the Devil's luck.
The Devil's gonna show up as a hooker now - Crow
The Devil's greatest triumph was convincing the modern world that he doesn't exist
The Devil's most devilish when respectable. -- Browning
The Devils Conference, type 'GO TOHELL' at the ! prompt.
The Dialectics of Progress:  Direct action produces direct reaction.
The Diamond Robbery - by Jules Argon
The Difference Between a Dog and a Fox?  About 6 Beers!
The Dinosaurs kept all their eggs on one planet
The Disabled - The only minority you can join
The Disappointed Old Maid  - By Dickie Small
The Disciple is Not Above His Master, Nor The Servant Above His Lord !!
The Disciple: This isn't my real face
The Disco Craze  - By B. G. Singers
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, a French movie
The Discworld is in for a wild time, when Death gets a life
The Disk Crash BBS - now with 360K Online
The Disk Crash BBS:  360k floppy online!
The Disruptor as been purposly sabotize to conceal a tran
The District Attorney sez he only has a few more questions
The Do-It-By-Hand Offline Mail Reader* Carpal Tunnel v1.0
The Do-It-Yourself Borg Kit.  Some assimilation required.
The Doctor is in! How's that penicillin working?
The Doctor is in! Turn your head and cough please
The Doctor will see you now @TOFIRST@. If you're cute, please disrobe
The Doctor will see you now @TOFIRST@. Please disrobe!
The Doctor will see you now Bob Morgan!
The Doctor will see you now Dal. Please disrobe!
The Doctor will see you now Orville. If you're cute, please disrobe.
The Doctor will see you now Orville. Please disrobe!
The Doctor will see you now Taglit!
The Doctor will see you now. Please disrobe!
The Doctor wouldn't be caught dead with an Intel TARDIS.
The Doctor's Menu Bar: File Edit Stall Bluff Gizmo SonicScrwdrvr
The Doctor's almost as clever as I am. - Zoe Herriot
The Doctor's not as big a moron as he was.  Smarter?  No, thinner.
The Doctor, wonderful chap.  All of them. - Brig. Stewart
The Doctor? Wonderful chap. All of them. -- The Brigadier
The Doctors of Law don't seem to be able to find a cure
The Doctors should have thrown Schumer out and kept the afterbirth.
The Dodgers will never make it to the world series. - Ramirez
The Dog Star is a very Sirius matter.
The Dog Track  - By C. M. Run
The Dolphin, ne'er has anything been more divine  --  Oppian
The Doom That Came To Saranath
The Door of Death is made of Gold.   Wm. Blake
The Door to The Human Heart Can Only be Opened From the Inside !!
The Dot.EXE Virus - Type in "Dotty" and you die
The Double Cranch does not validate - Mike
The Double Cranch? - Frank on Double C Ranch sign
The Dr. That's not a good idea implodes
The Dragon Taxi Service  - we will take theeanywhere.
The DragonKill war is named for what the dragons DID!
The Drawbacks Of Strong Drink  - By D. T. Sufferer
The Drawing Lesson - By Art Master
The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your *souls*! - Fezzig
The Dreaded Phrase: "I'm PMSing and I'm out of chocolate!"
The Dream Is Over -- Van Halen
The Dream State
The Dream of any fidoman - 1 Mbit/sec unlim internet
The Dream-Quest Of Unknown Kadath
The Drunk was REAL Good! - Tom
The Dryads of Shanodin forest are seen only when they wish to be
The Duluth Chamber of Commerce bids you adieu - Mike
The Dumb Don't Survive!!!!
The Dungeon Master of my life shows me NO MERCY!!!!
The Dungeon Master of my life shows no mercy.
The Dungeonmaster *has* arrived! -- Tom Servo
The Dungeonmaster HAS arrived - Tom Servo
The Dunny Bowl, Clitoris and Anniversaries - Why do males miss all 3 ?
The Dunny Bowl, Clitoris and Anniversary - Why do males m
The Dunny, The Clitoris and Anniversaries - Why do males
The Duras sister Playmate figures fall over because they're top heavy!
The Duras sisters come supplied with their own up-front airbags
The Dyslexic Bard:  Master-of-all-trades, jack of none.
The Dyslexic Chicken Parade, Boy I need some SPAM
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
The EASIEST Comm program for Win95 is a DOS Program! www.split.com
The END (and more than you wanted to know)
The END must be near!! The fat lady's SINGING
The ENERGIZER BUNNY, arrested...........charged with Battery.
The ENO? - Crow on end credits spelled with cigarettes
The ENTERPRISE         is outnumbered     by Three (3) Klingon ships!
The EPA comes looking for you
The EPA is banning everything and no one will ever die.
The EXXON monster of Planet Hazelwood just ate @TOFIRST@
The EXXON monster of Planet Hazelwood just ate Orville.
The Eagle is ready to dive - Crow in Deep 13
The Eagle is ready to dive. -- Crow T. Robot
The Eagle is running!  The Eagle is running! -- Crow T. Robot
The Eagle is running! The Eagle is running - Crow panics
The Eagle is wetting his pants! - Crow in Deep 13
The Eagle is wetting his pants! -- Crow T. Robot
The Eagles are flying again.
The Earth Alliance can't go around being the galaxy's policeman.
The Earth Alliance can't go around being the galaxy's policemen. --Senator Hiroshi
The Earth Consulate will hear of this.
The Earth Shakes at the sound of His voice!
The Earth ain't round, either. Nope, it's shaped like a burrito
The Earth changed. Your fathers changed
The Earth does not belong to us, We belong to the Earth.
The Earth hath skin, and the skin hath diseases.  One of these.. is called Man.  -Nietzsche
The Earth is 98% full.  Please .ZIP yourself.
The Earth is 98% full.  Please delete anyone you can!
The Earth is a Witch... and men still burn her!
The Earth is but a tiny grain of sand - only much, much heavier
The Earth is flat / pi equals three / the Bible says it / so it must be
The Earth is flat, like the surface of a sphere.
The Earth is home....clean your room
The Earth is in beta test and will be upgraded by ET's
The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.  --Robert A. Heinlein
The Earth is like a grain of sand, but bigger.
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger.
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much much heavier.
The Earth is one big Chia Pet.
The Earth is our Mother & our 9 months are up
The Earth is our Mother.  Respect and love her
The Earth is our home....Clean your room!!!
The Earth is round.  But you don't have to believe it. -- Forrest Gump
The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot remain in the cradle forever. -  Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
The Earth men make excellent game. Maab
The Earth was loaned to us by our grandchildren
The Earth's eco-system is not fragile. - Rush Limbaugh
The Earth's foundations must be shaking. - Anna Steven
The Earthers like those fuzzy things, don't they? Korax
The Earthquake - By Major Diaster
The East is lost in incense, the West is lost in footnotes.
The Easter Bunny is dead. Eaten by Santa on Thanksgiving.
The Easter groundhog saw his shadow and yea, we DID have 6 weeks of wint
The Easy Lay - By Carmen Gettit
The EchoMornFanClub: pay those dues, buy the guy a drink!
The Economy Is Recovering! - By Knott Quite
The Economy has fallen, and it can't get up
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite
The Economy is weird -- banks fail before toasters do.
The Effects of Alcohol - By Sir Osis of Liver
The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.
The Egyptians had the right idea, they worshiped cats as gods.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower, the biggest lightning rod on the planet! - Duncan
The Eiffel Tower, the world's biggest lightning rod! - Duncan MacLeod
The Eiffel Tower.  The world's biggest lightning rod. -- MacLeod
The Eiffel Tower: *&gt;the world's biggest lighning rod!!!&lt;* MacLeod
The Eiger Sanction had more Hawaiin locations - Tom
The Einstein theory is relatively simple.
The Einstein theory is relatively simple. - Robin Williams
The Elder Gods say they can make me a man! All it costs is my soul!
The Electric Chair Choice:  Regular or Extra Crispy?
The Electric Chair Choice: Roasted or broiled.
The Electric Chair Choice: Slow or Fast.
The Electric Chair and the Clapper Switch.  A great combo!!!
The Electric Chair means not having to say, "You again"
The Electric Chair supports OS/2, NT and UnixWare !
The Electric Chair's Raw: Quickly cook on superheated seat.
The Electric Chair's Well Done: Bring chair to a slow boil.
The Electric Fox - Bringing *joy* to the American Heartland! &lt;GETE&gt;
The Electric Fox - Memphis, Tennessee.
The Electric Fox - Myra I Fox - Memphis, Tennessee.
The Electric Fox - Warm Glow of the Southeast.
The Electronal College only tabulates votes by email.
The Elements of Style:  Strunk first, then White!
The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
The Eleventh Commandment: Don't get caught!
The Elite Media is the REAL enemy of the people
The Elves gathered huge piles of rot to grow fungus
The Elves gathered huge piles of rot to grow fungus. -- Night Soil
The Elves train our healers, and we keep the Orcs at bay
The Elvis Diet: Eat anything you want, get real fat.
The Elvis hotline limits rednecks to one call per day.
The Elvis stamp is to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet.
The Emergency Holographic Doctor didn't appear,...Rimmer did instead
The Emilio Este-Pez! - Joel
The Emilio Este-Pez! -- Joel Robinson
The Empath - By Ophelia Sadness
The Empath: Ophelia Sadness
The Emperor didn't die. He became a cricket.
The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
The Emperor has been expecting you
The Emperor has been expecting you. - Vader
The Emperor is coming here?...we shall double our efforts
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. - Vader
The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. - Darth Vader
The Empire is on the verge of success
The Empire shall fall... and hurt her ankle again!
The Empty Cookie Jar - By Arthur Anymore
The End Of The Week  - By Gladys Friday
The End That Justifies The Means - By C. Y. Eyedidit
The Energiser tagline - it keeps going and going and goi
The Energizer  Bunny  was  arrested!  He  was  charged  with  BATTERY
The Energizer Bunny of Borg:  Still assimulating!!
The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY...
The Energizer Immortal: It keeps dying, and dying, and dying
The English Rupture  - By Lord Howard Hurtz
The English certainly and fiercly pride themselves in never praising themselves. - Wyndham Lewis
The English country gentlemen galloping after a fox- the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable
The English drive on the left side of the road, just like California.
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. - George Bernard Shaw
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love
The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it
The English never forgive a man for being clever.
The Enquirer didn't pay you enough
The Enterprise - Crewed entirely by Officers?
The Enterprise Princess now commanded by Capt. Stubing
The Enterprise crew actually fires shots in a fight - 2 drinks!
The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
The Enterprise crew wins 'cause Star Trek has human writers.
The Enterprise fires...but Haydon disbelieves!!!
The Enterprise has seen more action than a tribble in heat - Picardo
The Enterprise is at impulse speed, and you are cleared for takeoff
The Enterprise is burning in space.--Madred
The Enterprise is not responding to our hails. - Data
The Enterprise is our ship, somewhere at sea. - Kirk
The Enterprise just docked at a star base @TOLAST@
The Enterprise just docked at a star base Bullitt.
The Enterprise just docked at a star base Orville.
The Enterprise just passed through a wormhole. Picard
The Enterprise runs Amiga Workbench 1701.D
The Enterprise runs OS/2 v9.1 !  (The Ferengi use Win NT)
The Enterprise was the result of Genetic engineering
The Enterprise's secondary Sensory Array: Counselor Troi
The Enterprise's sensors detect other model ships, not CGI ones!  :-)
The Ephebians had gods in the same way that other cities had rats.
The Eremite.  That's what he calls himself now. -- DiDi
The Errant Sledgehammer  - By O. G. Datturts
The Errors are out there. Trust no one!
The Escape From Cthulhu Game: Just read the incantation, then escape!
The Escape Of Bonnie Prince Charlie  - By Scot Free
The Eternal Triangle is usually right tangled
The Ether Net...Today's helium supply for cyberjunkies.
The Eva'-Impressive GENIE OF THE LAMMMPPP.  Yo' Man!!! - Genie
The Ever-Impressive GENIE OF THE LAMMMPPP!! - Genie
The Ever-Ready Genealogist: Still tracing and tracing and tracing.
The Evil Adventure is Just Beginning
The Evil olive
The Exact Opposite Of General Belief Is Often The Truth
The Excitement Of Trees  - By I. M. Board
The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board
The Excursion  - By Sally Forth
The Extension of My Manhood Car! - Crow T. Robot
The Exxon Valdez! - Tom on drunk boat captain
The Eye appraised them coldly.  They were coming. - The Stand
The Eye of Proteus becomes you.
The Eyes of The Blind Shall Be Opened, And The Ears of The Deaf Shall Be Unstopped !!
The F word: Fart
The F-15 Eagle: If it's up, we'll shoot it down.  If it's
The F-15 Eagle: If it's up, we'll shoot it down; if it's down, we'll blow it up
The F4 Phantom.  Proof that bricks can fly.
The FAA assures the public that flying saucer travel is safe
The FACTS keep interfering with my theories.
The FACTS keep interfering with my theories. - Graeme Smith
The FACTS keep interfering with my theories. - Liberal
The FACTS keep interfering with your theories, @TO@!
The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN
The FAT table must be were the best food is!
The FBI belongs in Prague like the ATF belonged at Waco!
The FBI can have my guns when I get their _matches_!
The FBI has me under surveilance.  They think I'm cute.
The FBI is in *REAL* trouble
The FBI's term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue."
The FBI, CIA, & KGB haven't caught me yet so you'll have a harder time
The FIRST message sent with the SkyDome "jammed"!
The FL SINGLES & FRIENDS Echo is available NOW on:
The FL SINGLES echo is on Region 18 Backbone! Everyone's Welcome!!
The FOLDGERS crystals won't take much more, Captain!
The FREE GIFT of God costs just too damn much.
The FREE GIFT of God is eternal life
The FUTURE's so BRIGHT, we are gona wear SHADES !!!
The Fabio Army arrives - Mike
The Fabio Army arrives... -- Mike Nelson
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
The Falklands war was a quarrel between two bald men over a comb.
The Fall Of A Watermelon - By S. Platt
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
The Family Car Trip Sketch, ladies and gentlemen! -- Tom Servo
The Family Values crowd secretly worry about their OWN sexuality.
The Family of Shame - Mike
The Family of Shame. -- Mike Nelson
The Famous Five; the Secret Seven; the Non-Alliterative Eight
The Farm of Secrets & Lies - Tom
The Farmer's Wife  - By Mike Howe
The Faster Windows Mail Reader
The Fat, Lard, And Oil Diet
The Fates?  Here?  That is indeed bizarre... -- Despair
The Father, the Sin and the Holy Gross.  --Arkham Asylum, Grant Morrison
The Fear Monger's Shop: serving your phobia needs since 1957.
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The Fed. Reserve specializes in precision guesswork
The FedEx guy just vanished!@)#&^% NO COURIER
The Federal Anacronym Response Team (FART)
The Federation comes when you call.  Bajorans have answering machines
The Federation wins 'cause Star Trek has human writers.
The Feline Law of Obedience:  As yet undiscovered.
The Fellowship of the Aardvark JRR Tolkien
The Female Ghost - By Sheila Peer
The Feminist Express Card: don't leave HIM without it!
The Ferengi Holy Book: "The Words of the Profit"
The Ferengi are marketing Windows 95: See Rule of Acquisition #19
The Ferengi made Daddy turn off the main computer
The Ferrengi Express Card - Don't Let Go of It!
The Fetus Express Card: don't leave the womb without it!
The Few, The Proud, The Free - United States Citizens
The Few, The Proud, The Tagline Thieves
The Few, the Proud, ....the Literate!
The Few, the Proud, the Politically Incorrect!
The Few, the Proud, the REGISTERED!
The Few, the Proud, the Registered
The Few.  The Proud.  The TagLines.
The Few.  The Proud.  The folks who still read books.
The Few. The Proud. Join the Space Marines!
The Few. The Proud. Those that like *ALL* of RAH's books.
The Few. The Proud. Those who think Lazarus Long is an okay kind of guy.
The Few.. The Perverted.. The Otaku
The Fewmet-obsessed, The Proud, The FIDO_SFers! &lt;dj&gt;
The Fifth Commandment is: Honor they father and mother.
The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Fimbulwinter comes -- Windtongue, Get of Fenris
The Final Frontagline - now the job is completed, Jim.
The Final Frontier...these are the voyages
The Final Jeopardy Answer is 42.  Write your questions.
The Finnish version of Night Court - Crow
The First Amendment does not cover burping
The First Amendment is a loophole. -- Pat Robertson
The First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)
The First Church of Holy Sweet Bleeding Christ and Auto Repair
The First Commandment for Technicians: Beware the lightening that lurketh in
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The First Ever MST3000 ConventioCon Expo-Fest-A-Rama!
The First Goal of Evil : Effect a Compromise.
The First Law Of Air Travel: The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight, the later your flight will depart
The First Law of War:  Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
The First Law of Wing Walking: Never let hold of what you've got until you've
The First Law of Wing Walking: Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else
The First Law:	You can't get anything without working for it
The First Liar Never Has A Chance
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The First Myth of Management: It functions
The First Ones went away. All but One. - Delenn
The First Rule Of Manhood:  Never Ask For Directions
The First Rule Of Owning A Cat: Look before you sit.  Garfield
The First Rule of Program Optimization:  Don't do it.
The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it. �Edsil Murphy
The First Share of the Kill For the Greatest in Station.
The Fischer Price Airport set. With Weebles - Tom
The Fisher-Price Airport set.  With Weebles. -- Tom Servo
The Five Doctors:  McCoy, Crusher, Pulaski, Bashir and the HoloDoc.
The Five stages of drunkness: Verbose, jocose, lachrymose, bellicose, coma
The Flag, Constitution, Bill of Rights: Liberals just don't get it
The Flies of Texas are upon you. - Ray Stevens
The Flip Dizzy Hawaiian  - By Lacka Nookie
The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
The Florida Panthers The NHL's Real Dream Team.
The Floridian is the most perfect creature on the Earth.
The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate wants YOU!
The Flying Hamster Rides Again.
The Folgers crystals canna take much more, Keptin!
The Folgers crystals won't take much more, Captain!
The Following Assimilated Material Has Been Set Up For Use With:
The Food Channel - Targeted for people on a diet
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
The Force has a strong influence over the weak minded - Obi-Wan
The Force has been assimilated. -- Darth Vader of Borg
The Force is irrelevant...Jedi will be assimilated.
The Force is strong in this one! - FanBoy
The Force is strong with this one
The Force is strong with this one! - Vader
The Force is strong...use it for good! - Young Jedi
The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. - Obi Wan
The Force is what gives the Jedi his power
The Force is what gives the Jedi his power.  That and batteries.
The Force is what holds everything together.  It has its dark side, and it has its light side.  It's sort of like cosmic duct tape
The Force is with #TN#!
The Force is with @FN@!
The Force is with Dataman!
The Force is with Orville Bullitt!
The Force is with Orville!
The Force is with Taxi!
The Force is with YOU!
The Force is with you, my friend. But you are not a Jedi yet
The Force is with you, young @LN@. But you are not a Jedi yet
The Force will be with you, always. - Ben Kenobi
The Force will be with you... always! - Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Force will be with you....always.  - Obi Wan
The Force?     No!  The Schwartz!
The Forces of Darkness are always among us, childe. -- Dohlman
The Forgotten Tales
The Forrest plague           Ewww..these Chocolates are bad
The Fortuneteller  - By Reid Palms
The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms*
The Founding Fathers warned us about this!
The Fountain of Youth is an OLD man's dream.
The Four Basic Food Groups:  Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar, and uh Sex!
The Four Boxes of Freedom: Soap, Ballot, Jury & Cartridge.
The Four Dullards of the Apocalypse! -- Tom Servo
The Four Food Groups:  Frozen, Instant, Microwave, Takeout
The Four Food Groups:  crust, sauce, toppings, cheese.
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Chocolate, Sugar & Sex.
The Four Food Groups: Caffeine, Tobacco, Chocolate, and Sex.
The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
The Four Food Groups: Coffee, Beer, Pizza AND Sex
The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
The Fox Network has sunk to a new low.. - Lisa
The Free Church of Scotland & The makers of Action Man have successfully stopped
The Free Radical -- Do You Get It?
The Free State - With a $1 Billion Debt - Maryland State Motto (1995)
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The Freight Train of Truth is coming. LIbEralS are pennies on the track.
The French Chef  - By Sue Flay
The French Chef: Sue Flay*
The French are wonderful.  They're so, so...FRENCH.
The French defence isn't
The French take care of themselves - except in wartime.
The Fresh Start Club - where Death is only the beginning!
The Friendly Bartender - By Juana Beer
The Friends:  "We are the shock troops of reality!"
The Froggies call crabs 'butterflies of love'
The Frozen South - By A. Winterbottom
The Fugitive Part II, starring OJ Simpson.
The Funeral  - By Paul Bearer
The Fuselage isn't bent permenently, it's just "racked"
The Future is Deep Space Nine!
The Future is but Past forgotten.
The Future of Robotics - by Anne Droid
The GLAND Institute?! - Joel
The GODS may smile on you, A-Ko, but I never will! B-Ko
The GOP has a Contract With America.  Clinton has one ON America
The Gamma Quadrant Dual Flush Toilet - For Founders and Solids.
The Gamma Quadrant is 70,000 light years from Bajor. - Sisko
The Gang And The Government Are No Different
The Gangsters - by Robin Steele
The Garbage Disposal God demands the offering of a spoon!
The Garbage Disposal God requires the offering of a spoon
The Garden State - By Ida Hoe
The Garden State: Ida Hoe*
The Garden of Eden had a moderator, and He was PISSED!
The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. � Chekov
The Garden of Eden, with land mines. Kirk
The Garden of Eden. Just outside of Moscow. -Chekov
The Gardener - By Moses Lawn
The Gardener's Express Card: don't leave loam without it!
The Gay Navy gives the rank "Rear Admiral" a new meaning!
The Gene Simmons boat! - Mike
The General Law: The chaos in the universe always increases.
The General Theory of Relativity is far too specific
The General may be beaten, but he can never be destroyed.. - Zelazny
The General's first name was Ulysses, Tom granted.
The Generalized Thermodynamic Law (Systems Theory): More
The Generals gave thanks as the other ranks held back the enemy tanks.
The Generation that'd change the world is still lookin for its car keys!
The Genesis Story - the first pair ate the first apple
The George Bush life insurance plan: Dan Quayle
The German Bank Robbery  - By Hans Zupp
The German army advances north in a Cadillac - Tom
The German's Favorite Spot - By Herr Bottom
The Germans make everything difficult.  -Goethe
The Gettysburg Address = 286 words
The Ghetto of Pleasant Valley Acres - Crow
The GhostRider is back!!
The Giants win the Pennant! - Tom as dorky guy gets a hit
The Giants win the Pennant! -- Tom Servo
The Gimp's asleep.  Well, I guess you'll just wake him up
The Gimp: "mmmfffggg!"
The Gingrich that stole xmass!
The Gingrich that stole xmass!  In theatres Dec 21, video Jan 1!
The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything
The Girls Corps, 100 Magnificently trained girls - Mike
The Glaucoma Players - Tom
The Glaucoma Players proudly present... -- Tom Servo
The God I pray to ain't short of cash, Mister. - U2
The God of Decaffinated Coffee. -- Joel Robinson
The God of Peace will soon crush Satan under your feet
The God's play games with men as balls
The Goddess Eris prevails
The Goddess Loves You!  Just don't push it till she's had her coffee!
The Goddess created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
The Goddess has a GREAT sense of humor...you're here aren't you?
The Goddess is Alive, and Magick is Afoot!
The Goddess is afoot?  Gee, I thought she was a *whole* Lady!
The Goddess is alive and magic is afoot
The Goddess is alive, ask any flower!
The Goddess is not anorexic and does not use Microsoft Word
The Goddess lives and there is magic afoot
The Goddess loves you ... just don't push it 'til She's had Her coffee.
The Goddess loves you, but Her coffee comes first!
The Goddess loves you...But wait until She's had her coffee
The Goddess made cats so we might kiss tigers full on the lips
The Goddess made the cat so man could pet the lion.
The Goddess said "Let there be cats!" and She was promptly ignored
The Godfather BBS: Big bits, soft blocks, tighter ASCII
The Godfather Virus: Makes you a buffer you cant reuse.
The Godmother never sleeps
The Godpigeon says take *all* the eggs. - Bobby
The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
The Gods have their own rules
The Gods never close one door but they open another.
The Gods only walk with you if you're going in Their direction.
The Gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this tagline
The Gold Coast: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
The Gold Latinum Card. Don't leave orbit without it.
The Golden Age Of The Doughy Guy! - Mike
The Golden Age of Making Stuff up - Tom
The Golden Age of Stalking - Tom
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The Golden Arches lead to the Pearly Gates
The Golden Bird is circling - Crow in Deep 13
The Golden Bird is circling. -- Crow T. Robot
The Golden Dog of the Sun ate my homework!
The Golden Key to this thing called life is rigorous self-honesty.
The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move. -- Frank Crane
The Golden Rule is the greatest moral truth. If you don�t believe in it, at least try to fake it.
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
The Golden Rule: The one with the most gold makes the rules.
The Golden Rule: Them's that has the gold makes the rules
The Gomer Pyle-driver! Gollee! - Tom
The Good Breakfast - By Hammond Deggs
The Good Employee  - By O. K. Boss
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. - Bart's Blackboard
The Good Lord Pardon Every One That Prepareth His Heart To Seek God !!
The Good Old Songs For Me!
The Good of the Body is the Prime Directive. - Landru
The Good of the Body. That is the Key. - Spock
The Good,  The Baud,  and the Ugly!
The Good, The Bad...the Cosmetically Challenged
The Good, The bad, and the guy with the pun.:  Various Holy Smokers
The Good, the Borg, and the Ugly.
The Good, the bad, and the guy with the pun. - Various
The Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another
The Gorge: been there, done that.
The Gorgons had long snakes in their hair. They looked like women only more horrible
The Gospel According To Charlie Drake?
The Gourmet Club will sample exotic mushrooms as its final banquet.
The Government Is Run By Aliens
The Government and Media are lying to you!
The Government does it to EVERYONE,
The Government reserves the right to REFUSE to serve everyone.
The Government should fear the people.--Thos.Jefferson
The Government took my guns, I'm safer now, Thanks Fuhrer
The Grail is hidden in the Castle of AAAUUGGGGHHHH!
The Grand Canyon. What a..grand..canyon.. - Homer
The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging, all ready to use.
The Grass Is Always Greener  - By N. V. Uss
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence
The Grass is always greener when you remember to water it
The Graveyard sequence - Tom
The Greasy Spoon � by Chris Coe
The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe*
The Great Dane parks his Land Rover in the Barking Zone.
The Great Escape - By Freida Convict
The Great Fabrication  - By Paul E. Ester
The Great Flood  - By Noah Zark
The Great Flood: Noah Zark
The Great Gula Mons.  Been there.  Done That
The Great Prevaricator. - Demo Chair Charles Manatt on Ronald Reagan
The Great Quux The program is [1 J^P$L$$ J &lt;.-Z;
The Great Rubber Failure - By Iva Child
The Great Spirit will not punish us for what we don't know. Red Jacket
The Great Stories always return to their original form
The Great [ESC]...Now Playing At A Monitor Near You !
The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time Dr. Demento
The Greatest Persuit of all is the Persuit of Why.
The Greatest Pleasure  - By X. T. See
The Greatest Right is the Right "To Fail"
The Greatest labor saving device of all time ---     $Money$
The Greatest of Faults Is To Be Conscious of None
The Greek national anthem has 158 verses. No one has memorised them all
The Green Mile-Book 1 _Two Dead Aardvarks_ {Stephen King}
The Grim File Reaper.
The Grim Legion wants YOU! (To get out of its way - or else!)
The Grim Reaper has cashed my life savings check.
The Groovy Ghoulies in the Ghoulag Archipelago? - Tom
The Groutful Dead.
The Grunions are coming, the grunions are coming - Paul Revere
The Guide is Definitive. Reality Is Frequenty Inaccurate!
The Guide is definitive, reality is frequently inacurate
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. [HHGTTG]
The Gulf War Diet Plan: Kuwait Watchers! --Simon.
The Guy With The Bubble Gum Machine Head - Satellite News
The Gypsy's Den BBS - Nothing works and nobody cares
The HECK w/ messages, send me Taglines, Jokes, and MONEY!
The HELL you say...
The HOME is even planning on declaring a HOLIDAY!
The Ham Radio Primer - By Loudon Clear
The Hand of Tyr are perfect killing machines. -- Windtongue
The Handyman's Secret Weapon...Duct Tape! - Red Green
The Happy Hacker
The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55
The Harder you work . . . the luckier you get
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad.
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat. - Jim Steinman
The Harper Valley Death Squad - Tom
The Hat Squad consoles her - Crow
The Hat Squad consoles her... -- Crow T. Robot
The Hatfields and McCoys feuded to see who would get to do it.
The Hawaain disease.....lackanookie.
The He's dead, Jim! taglines are dead, Jim!
The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff.
The Headlight is on!  But no one is in the Cab!
The Healthcare crisis is really a result of greed
The Hearbeat of America, that's todays IBM!
The Heart and Mind united in a single perfect sphere
The Heart of the Tiger continues to weaken.. - Thrakhath about Blair
The Heart of the Tiger has failed his race... - Thrakhath
The Heart of the Tiger...In my bones, I wish to kill you... - Melek
The Heathen run amok! - Otis Oracle
The Heaven's in their last throes of death
The Heck With Fuzzy Slippers! Just Give Me A Warm Cat On My Feet
The Hedgehog's Guide to the Galaxy
The Heimlich Manoeuvre, I believe it helps women stop crying
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night
The Hendersons will all be there.  - Beatles
The Hendersons will dance and sing.  � Beatles
The Hernia Society needs your support
The Hero I am not. I can do naught. --Frog
The Herrin Virus - Your hard drive is filled with REP's
The Heys!...They look just like my sidekick, Arthur! - The Tick
The Hidden Flaw Never Stays Hidden
The Hidden Surprise  - By Pam Perz
The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz*
The High School bigshot! - Tom sings
The High Times corporate picnic - Tom on bikers
The High Times corporate picnic... -- Tom Servo
The Highways jammed with power heroe's
The Hilary Factor... Practice birth control PLEASE!
The Hillary Clinton IRA: In - $1000. Out - $100,000!
The Hillary Factor... Practice birth control PLEASE!
The Hillary Health Care Caravan: We're all Bozos on this bus
The HindenBorg - Safe Landings are Irrelevant!
The Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh:  Two explosive Nazi gasbags.
The Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh: a flaming Nazi gasbag, and a dirigible
The Hippos are lactating
The History Of Exxon - By Phil Errup
The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup*
The History Of Rock And Roll - By Tristan  Shout
The Hitchhiker - By Juan Nalift
The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift*
The Hitler "World Domination" tour, 1939-48 (cut short)
The Hittleman film empire started w/this movie - Dr. F
The Hive - Sidekick of Lord of the Pit.
The Hobby Pharm --&lt; is now CompuPharm(tm)
The Holistic BBS: Home of the "Post with the Most"
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars." -- Johnny Carson
The Holodeck has OTHER uses, Geordi! Find a real girl!
The Holy Bible is "The Sporting News" of Christianity.
The Holy Hand Gernade of Antoich! - Arthur
The Holy Roman Empire: neither holy, Roman, or an empire.
The Holy Spirit can replace our self-doubt with power.
The Holy Spirit gives us power to be better than we are.
The Holy Trinity IS a Biblically-supported concept.
The Holy Trinity of Rock: E-A-B, E-A-B-A.
The Holy Trinity: Danger mouse, Penfold, um.. Bananaman!
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice
The Homeboy Shopping Network - Where Everything is For Sale!
The HoneyBorgers, To Wolf 359, Alice! To Wolf 359!
The Honeymoon is the time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
The Hoosier State  - By N. D. Anna
The Hooterville Seven - Crow on group of hicks
The Horta move through rock the way we move through air. - Spock
The Horta was so startled, she lost her marbles
The Hostess will seat you now.
The Hound of Heaven is a Great Tracker
The Hounds Of Winter, They Harry Me Down... (Sting)
The House of Lords has a value ... it is good evidence of life after death
The House of Lords is a model of how to care for the elderly
The House of Lords is a perfect eventide home
The House of the Heart Is Never Full.
The House of the Rising Pun - Tom on Chinese temple
The Housing Problem  - By Rufus Quick
The Housing Problem:               Rufus Quick
The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
The Hubbell space telescope works fine; all that stuff is blurry!
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
The Hubble telescope is now searching for the Mars Probe.
The Hubble works fine...all that stuff IS blurry.
The Human Brain  - By Sarah Bellum
The Human Race - Membership is a Privilege
The Hunchback of Notre Dame's secret mantra:  Oh mommy pat my hump.
The Hurrier I Go, The Behinder I Get! (PA Dutch Genealogist &lt;G&gt;)
The I'm not afraid of Skydiving by Hugo First.
The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester
The I-Way...Route RS232.
The I.Q. of a group is the lowest I.Q. of the member of that Group divided by the number of the people in the group
The I.R.S. must like poor people, it makes a lot of them.
The IBM PS/70: We'll keep trying until we get it right.
The IGNN - Sometimes the truth is worth dying for
The IQ of a group = the lowest IQ of a group member / the number of people in the group
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group
The IRS does it to EVERYBODY.
The IRS is proof that the Devil is Real. &lt;=NOT when refunds come!
The IRS is the democratic party's collection department
The IRS is to the people what pantyhose are to quick sex.
The IRS just called......They said it was urgent!
The IRS' new motto: You make it, we take it
The IRS: You make it, we take it
The Icarus Class starship had problems when it flew too near the sun.
The Ice Age cometh.
The Ice Age is cool, but the Stone Age rocks!
The Ideal Husband  - By John Henry Everhard
The Ides of March have come -- Julius Caesar
The Ides of March have come.                Julius Caesar
The Iliad...It's Homer--...READ A BOOK!! - Handy  [The Tick]
The Illiterati Programus Canto 1: A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows
The Illuminated Congregation of Melchizedek
The Illuminati -- "Running America since 1774."
The Illuminati are in turn ruled by... Barney the Dinosaur!
The Illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name?
The Illuminati do not exist.  Really.  We're not kidding.
The Illuminati knows all..sees all..tells all..and at reasonable rates
The Illuminator: I'll be back!
The Illuminutti are in turn ruled by... Barney the Dinosaur!
The Imp has called his bride, and he means to put her with child
The Imperial and Rebel Alliance Sourcebooks - By West End Games
The Incompetent Bullfighter - by Gordon Bloody
The Incomplete Handbook (Class to Be Named Soon).
The Indifference conference has been cancelled due to lack of interest
The Industrial Revolution  - By Otto Mattick
The Industrial Strength BBS.
The Indy 500%:  The slot through which a clerk draws your credit card.
The Information Superhighway bypasses the Global Village
The Inquisition allowed Torquemada personal growth
The Inquisition, what a show..The Inquisition, here we go
The Insular Cases, 5 cases in the book, U.S. Supreme Court.
The Intel Pentium: "The Error Inside"
The Intendant menaced,"And you said I blow bottom bubbles in my bath!"
The Intendant met Kira and sobbed,"I loved the way you looked BEFORE!"
The Intendant.....when the robes fell.....her arms open wide
The Intepid is manned by Vulcans, isn't it? McCoy
The Internet - the Information SuperHYPEway
The Internet Group
The Internet has made the world a single neighborhood again. Now we're
The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it. --John Gilmore
The Internet is just like any other net. Along with the good stuff, you also pull up the trash
The Internet is the government's "Frankenstein"!
The Internet...Getting There is Half the Fun
The Internet:  Bring the Global Community into Reality
The Internet:  Bringing the Global Community into being
The Internet:  Onramp to the Information Superhighway
The Intrepid died of that particular virus. Kirk
The Invasion USA Orchestra - Crow
The Invid?!  Where?!. . .  )@*!@)!&@*#&#*&$%&#$*^$NO CARRIER
The Iraq Country Club -   18,000 hole golf course!
The Irish Heart Surgeon  - By Angie O'Plasty
The Irish In Israel:  A Retrospective
The Irish are fair; they never speak well of one another.
The Irish are great cursers! (ed. cursors?)
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch &lt;old saying&gt;
The Irish people do not gladly suffer common sense.
The Irish use 2 condoms to be sure, to be sure.
The Isaac Asimov Body Splash - Dr. Forrester
The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East.  They treat the Arabs like postmen. -- Franklyn Ajaye
The Isuyu Sosumi - Drive the car lawyers love to drive.
The JABBER crisis: "But it worked in Beta testing!"
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Jack Butler Tagline collection, coming soon on CD ROM
The Jack Nicholson Courtesy Driving School - Tom/#606
The James Brown Auto Alarm: Aiyow! Aiyow! Aiyow! Aiyow!
The Janitors Union went on strike demanding sweeping reforms. The Baker's Union, however, wanted more dough
The Japanese are not our saviors, they are our competitors
The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!
The Japanese define an orgasm as a gland finale
The Japanese grow up to be small, so they can fit in their country.
The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru.
The Japanese just inproved bungee jumping--CORDLESS!
The Japanese may call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!
The Japanese say Canadians are lazy...  HAH!  We cook our fish!
The Japanese speak a funny language - French or something.
The Japanese way of Death - by Harri Kari.
The Jay Leno gang! - Crow on dorky bikers
The Jayne Mansfield story - Tom as blonde's car swerves
The Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice
The Jedi are extinct...their fire has gone out of the universe
The Jem'Hadar blew up my ship and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
The Jerull Holy Empire: You shall be converted, or crushed.
The Jester will prevail!  Death to All the Tyrants!!
The Jewish religion was admirably fitted for defence, but it was never designed for conquest. -Edward Gibbon
The Jews and Arabs should settle their disputes in the true spirit of Christian charity. - Alexander Wiley
The Jews are a frightened people. Nineteen centuries of Christian love have broken down their nerves. - Israel Zangwill
The John Bobbitt Doll! (Some assembly required)
The John Watch Program: Buy and Tell!
The Jolly green giant Fears Avacado Pickers
The Joneses? Heck, I can't keep up with the Simpsons
The Joranian ostrich hides with his head under water... -Odo
The Journey's there to make you learn to fly...  VH
The Joy of Sax - Jazz Music in the Late 20th Century.  -SLR
The Joy of Six - Child Prodigies.
The Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Players.
The Joy of Sux - The History of the Electric Vacuum.
The Joys Of Playing An Instrument  - By Clara Nett
The Juicer - the only way Windows will ever be fluid.
The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly
The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. -- Obi Wan
The Jupitarians have landed, and they brought the kids.
The Justly Compensated League of Super-Heroes.  Wow! -- The Tick
The K.I.S.S. Principle: Keep It Simple Stupid!
The KING's daughter married a QUEEN?
The KJV is right: the name of the LORD is to be shouted!
The KKK is a landfill that only takes white trash.
The Kai has Voles scampering in her bedroom. She's NOT happy about it!
The Kakapo is the only flightless Parrot.
The Kansas State Library burned.....both books destroyed.
The Kat is never vulgar
The Kat was created when the lion sneezed. - Arab Myth
The Kazon are _always_ having a bad hair day!
The Keeper is helping them. He thinks. Bring in the logic probe! --Sark
The Keiko/Miles thing still feels good to me. - Anna Steven
The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad -- get even.
The Kennedy Family's Favorite Sex Position - defendant.
The Kennedy family's favorite sexual position:  Defendant.
The Kennedys' favorite sexual position: Defendant!
The Kentucky Cycle has more Hawaiin locations - Crow
The Kernighan & Richie Virus: "C" sickness.
The Key of Ufology is.............. MARS!
The Keyboard is Mightier Than the Sword
The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
The Kilrathi do not co-exist. - Angel
The Kilrathi don't usually upload their schedule in advance. - Flint
The Kilrathi must not die out as a race... - Melek
The Kin of the Rat deserve our respect. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
The King and I...It's a movie about Elvis
The King has left the building! [Mole King, that is]  From The Tick
The King is Jesus Christ!!!
The King is a Fink!
The King is dead! Long live the King!
The King is gone, but it's not forgotten
The King of the Potato people won't let me Rimmer: Quarantine
The King's English" was not originally meant to be complimentary.
The King, Nope not Richard Petty, Guess again!
The Kingdom of Heaven is At Hand !!
The Klingon Empire demands a CFL franchise! - Sign at '94 Grey Cup
The Klingon Prime Directive:  "Shoot it."
The Klingon said, 'Victory' just before he died.... - Kira
The Klingon that can be Romulan is not the true Klingon.
The Klingon's mission must've failed. - Kira
The Klingons are a military dictatorship. - Kirk
The Klingons choose their friends very carefully. -- Guinan
The Klingons have taken over the Romulan Empire. - Picard
The Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape them off Jim!
The Knightly News: what Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot watched evenings
The Korean War must have been fun
The Kraft Report: "first thing we do; fire all the safety inspectors.
The Kurgan, he is the strongest of the Immortals. - Ramirez
The Kzinti warrior leapt for the tlhIngan's throat; a worthy opponent!
The L.A. Riots of 1992: Shakka, when the malls fell
The LA Lakers' Breakfast - by Kareem O'Wheat
The LAN of Nod was Cain's first primitive one computer network.
The LAPD ----- Treats ya like a KING
The LAPD ----- Treats ya like a KING .........
The LAST place you'd look for a spare part is in the tool box
The LEAST dangerous man in America!
The LEAST government is the BEST government.
The LITE F.M. And now, here's FIST - Tom
The LORD called to the man clothed in linen.  Ex 9:3
The LORD is my Shepherd;
The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready!
The Lab called.   Your brain is ready, Geco!
The Lab called.   Your brain is ready, Pangborn!
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
The Lady Is A Tramp.  Is that so hard to understand?
The Lady Pirate  - By Peg Legg
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg*
The Landru Rover - it can take The Body anywhere!
The Largest Bra In The World - By Norma Stitz
The Largest and the BIGGEST street gang in the World ...L.A.P.D.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutas.
The Last Frontier  - By L. S. Kah
The Last Of The Independants
The Last One's Law of Program Generators: A program generator
The Last Roundup - By Brandon Irons
The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons*
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
The Lava Boat - Tom
The Law is your friend... but watch out for the Lawyers.
The Law of Fashion: The same dress is: indecent 10 years before
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
The Law of Medium Numbers: For medium number systems, we can
The Law of Raspberry Jam: The wider any culture is spread, the
The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage
The Law of Unintended Consequences carries it own penalties
The Law of the Letter: The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope
The Law of the Torpedo states the ship with fighters wins
The Lawnmower Man really knew how to modem
The Laws of Nature have no pity.  -- Heinlein
The Laws of Nature have no pity. - Robert A. Heinlein
The Laws of Nature have no pity. -- Heinlein
The Lazybowl - Reclining toilet seat with foot rest.
The Leader May Not Be Challenged During Wartime.
The Leafs are on TV? Nahh...I'd rather watch hockey!
The League of Non-Aligned Worlds
The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine
The Leap Year Corollary:  Exceptions always outnumber rules
The Ledge
The Left is everyone who isn't pathologically insane.  Noam Chomsky
The Legacy of Bigfoot
The Legend of Boggy Creek had more depth - Tom
The Legend of Curly Joe Dorita's Gold - Mike
The Legend of Dina Shore? - Tom
The Legend of Dinah Shore? -- Tom Servo
The Legendary "Foul Mouth Bass" - Ren.
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #2:  Gary Caplan.
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #2: @N@
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #2: Dan Welch
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #2: Gary Caplan.
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #3:  Myra I Fox.
The Legends of Taglines Collectors Series #3: Myra I Fox.
The Lethian. He came out of nowhere. Odo
The Liberal Crisis: "But it worked out on paper !!!
The Liberal Democrats are THE Enemies of Freedom
The Liberal Hot Line: 1-900-WEL-FARE ($25 per minute).
The Libertarian Party represents YOU!
The Libertarian Party: legalize slavery for the sake of freedom
The Librarian's Defense: There are no answers -- only cross references
The Library of St. John the Beheaded - Catalogue #3@DY@679@DD@
The Life is a Game! Try to win ;-)
The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower.
The Likely Lads at SBC?
The Lily, Thistle, Shamrock, Rose/ The Maple Leaf, forever!
The Lily, Thistle, Shamrock, Rose/ The Maple Leaf, forever!
The LimBORG have neither honor or accurate information.
The Limbaugh Zone: No thinking allowed.
The Limborg have neither honor, nor accurate information.
The Lion Attacked  - By Claudia Armoff
The Lion Attacked! by Claude Enarmoff
The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
The Lion King is...really an adult-cartoon movie... -CHUM FM 30
The Lion King made $200 million in 33 days, second to Jurassic Park.
The Lion King rules Canadian box office, $15.7 million -Toronto Star.
The Lion-Tamer - By Claud Face
The Lippman Lemma:  People specialize in their area of greatest&lt;&gt;weakness
The Liquidator...liquidates with his tongue.
The Lisan-al-Gaib shall see through all subterfuge. -- Coda
The Little Computer That Could..."Icon compute..Icon compute."
The Little Creatures Of Nature...They Don't Know That Their Ugly!.
The Little Engine that Could Becomes intoxicated and Kills Civillians.
The Little Mermaid wears an algaebra
The Lizards: Green Rambos on steroids!!!
The Loch Ness Monster and Lady Godiva tried to kiss and make-up, Says John Major
The Lollypop.  It's just been commissioned.  It's a good ship. � Riker
The Lonely Lady"  - By Herman Lefter
The Long Hot Summer  - By I. Scream
The Long Walk Home. Actually it is - Tom as girl walks
The Long and Winding Road that leads to your door.  � Beatles
The Loonie: I sheathe my long sword and kiss the ogre on the lips!
The Loony Detector van you mean
The Lord Make His Face Shine Upon Thee, And Be Gracious Unto Thee !!
The Lord Reigneth; Let The Earth Rejoice !!
The Lord _Used_ To Work In Mysterious Ways, Now He Works In Subspace.
The Lord also will be a refuge for the oppressed-- Psalm 9:9
The Lord bless thee and keep thee. -- Numbers 6:24
The Lord constituted us all, no matter what color, we require the same amount of nourishment.WRoger
The Lord giveth - the government taketh away.
The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away
The Lord giveth and the government taketh away
The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away. Fickle, fickle Lord.
The Lord in his wisdom made the fly, and then forgot to tell us why
The Lord is My Shepherd; I Shall Not Want
The Lord is My Strength and Song, And is Become My Salvation !!
The Lord is a great God, and a great King above all gods. - Ps. 95:3
The Lord is a man of war. -- Exodus 15:3
The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.
The Lord is my light
The Lord is my light, then why should I fear?
The Lord is my light.
The Lord is my shepard- Psalm 23:1
The Lord is my shepherd... And I am glad He is*
The Lord knows who I am and where I am... - Gen. Risner, in POW camp
The Lord knows who I am and where I am... - General Risner
The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks.
The Lord may be subtle, but He is not malicious. - Albert Einstein
The Lord of the Dance first appeared on the Earth
The Lord prefers common-looking people.  That is the reason that He makes so many of them.  -- Abraham Lincoln
The Lord preserveth all those that love Him. - Psalm 145:20
The Lord watch between me and thee, when we are absent one from another. - Genises
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Just ask the altar boys!
The Lord {is} my shepherd; I shall not want. (PSA 23:1)
The Lord {is} my shepherd; I shall not want. (PSA 23:1)
The Lord's Prayer = 66 words
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are
The Lorena Bobbitt virus: Turns your 5.25" disk into a 3.5" floppy!
The Loser's Club gets off a good one! -- Richie Tozier
The Lottery:  A tax for people who don't understand statistics!
The Lotto breaks up families
The Lotto has ended because of an large jackpot!
The Love Trek, exploring new feelings. Come aboard
The Lucky Stiff Funeral Home: We put the FUN back in funeral
The Luggage said nothing, but louder this time.
The Lurking Fear
The M5 must be destroyed. - Kirk
The MANOS: HAM OF FATE RUBEN! - Mike on deli menu
The MERIT STONE-WHEAT CRACKERS - Frank orders lunch
The MIND is the weapon...everything else is just a tool!
The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 �
The MONTI-CHRISTO-MARKHAM - Mike on deli menu
The MPC Standard is for wimps.  I'm Ultima VII compliant!
The MR. B NATURAL-DIET PLATE? - Mike on deli menu
The MS died get the DR Dr Dos 6.0!
The MSNTBC Saturday Movie of the Week
The MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
The MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!!
The MaStEr doEs'nt liKE vIsItOrs...-Torgo
The Mac was better off when it was just a hamburger
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best
The Macintosh!  Argh
The Mad Scientist Masculine Hygiene Mist - Dr. Forrester
The Mafia hitman is taking you for a ride: a slay ride.
The Magic of Windows 95 can be yours for only $3000!
The Magic of Windows 95:  Turns a Pentium into an XT.
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a Pentium-100 into a 4MHz XT
The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away.  � Beatles
The Magical Mythstery Tour
The Mahdi will be aware of things others cannot see. -- Coda
The Mailman bringeth...The Garbageman taketh away!!!
The Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't brok
The Major Kira Nerys Virus  ITS HIGHLY VOLATILE!
The Major Kira Nerys Virus- It's HIGHLY Volitile!
The Major Kira Nerys Virus.  ITS HIGHLY VOLATILE!
The Major Kira Nerys Virus........ITS HIGHLY UNSTABLE!
The Major Kira Virus..."IT'S HIGHLY VOLITILE!"
The Majority is never right; unless it includes me
The Makers designed us. Norman
The Male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow.
The Malkavians are unknowable. -- Shamish, Ventrue
The Man On The Ledge - By Willy Jump
The Man Who Sold The Moon by Robert A. Heinlein
The Man With the Golden Aardvark with agent 007.1275
The Man is the Center of All Things. Companion
The Man must continue. Companion
The Man of Steel just hates industrial electromagnets.
The Man wants eleven dollar bills, 'n you only got ten.
The Management of this Establishment is not Responsible.
The Management reserves the right to serve refuse to anyone.
The Manson Family home videos - Tom on bikers
The Manson Family home videos... -- Tom Servo
The Many, The Same, The Invid!
The Maqui's probably dead from one of the cave-ins. Kira
The Maquis are as close to family as I've ever had. -- Torres
The Maquis ships are regrouping. - Data
The Maquis:  A haven for all manner of spies.
The Marine Sex Manual:  IN - OUT.  Repeat if necessary
The Marines are looking for a few good transexuals?
The Marines: The few, the proud, the dead on the beach
The Marines: The few, the proud, the not very bright
The Mars Probe was programmed with EDLIN.
The Mars probe dropped carrier
The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
The Martian canals were the Martians' last ditch effort.
The Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.
The Mary Jo Copechtne Memorial Bridge - Crow
The Masked Avenger Cow is eliminated - Tom
The Massiah is coming - look busy!
The Master said, 'Clever talk and a pretentious manner' are seldom found in the Good. - Confucius
The Master said, 'Clever talk and a pretentious manner' are seldom found in the Good. - Confucius. The Analects, (I, 3)
The Math Club adjourned sqr(1-cos(die)^2)
The Math of Love:  1+1= everything.   2-1= nothing.
The Matrix has you
The Matt Decker Award for over acting
The Maus mobile comes loaded with options--electric windows, 8-track
The Maxx's menubar: File Edit Glower Mumble Destroy SwitchToOutback
The McDonald's has burgers, for those who buy them.
The McJackson -- a big weenie between two little buns
The McJagger - made from cow lips.
The Meaning Of Life Part 5: Live Organ Transplants
The Meaning Of Life Part 6B: The Meaning Of Life
The Meaning Of Taste 
The Meaning of Life: Do#$%^&*#NO CARRIER
The Meaning of Life: Do#$%^&*#NO CARRIER
The Media Creates news, the way banks create money. Out of nothing
The Media: Damage control for Democrats
The Meek Don't Want It
The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, The Rest Of Us Will Go To The
The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth; Everyone Else The Stars
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth... We're heading for the stars!
The Meek shall inherit the earth, after probate.
The Meek shall inherit the earth, but I'll have fun until they do.
The Meek shall inherit the earth, but the inheritance taxes will be prohibitive.
The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it.
The Meek shall inherit the leftovers!.
The Men Who Hold High Places Must Be The Ones To Start
The Merry Men:  Boyz of the Hood
The Method: The casting out of false prophets.
The Methodists are gonna have a W.C. Fields day!
The Microsoft Motto:  "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
The Microsoft Network   Can you hack it?
The Microsoft Network   Gates of bogosity.
The Microsoft Network   Not quite a Marvel.
The Microsoft Network   Vaporware online!
The Middle of Nowhere -
The Mighty Ducks?  Really?
The Mighty Oak - By A. Korn
The Military Salute now uses a much limper wrist
The Military:  Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby
The Militia is the People of our great Republic
The Militia:  Our LAST line of defense
The Milling About festival - Tom
The Million Eyes of Subaru - Tom
The Minbari are an intergalactic problem waiting to happen
The Mini Cooper, three times winner of the Monte Carlo Rally
The Miracle Drug - By Penny Cillin
The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin*
The Miss Macross Pageant was FIXED!  There is no other possible way!!
The Missionary Man, he was followin' me
The Mississippi is the nation's sewer, and Louisiana the
The Mississippi is the nation's sewer, and Louisiana the septic tank.
The Mistress is prettier then you, Master -- k-9
The Mob And The Government Are No Different
The Mob Squad - Crow
The Mob has many heads, but no Brains
The Moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING!
The Moderator had a full quota of *fresh meat* _last_ week.
The Moderator has a longer attention span than my Tagline file
The Moderator has spoken
The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet. - Don Horton.
The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic... yet
The Moderator here doesn't bother anyo.@#$% NO CARRIER
The Moderator is Dead. Long Live the Moderator.
The Moderator is God, and there is no God except the Moderator
The Moderator is NOT God! God has mercy!
The Moderator is dead. Long live the monitor.
The Moderator is not infallible. Wait, I may be mistaken about that
The Moderator is the Court of No Appeal!.
The Moderator is, to put it mildly, busting his buttons
The Moderator makes *toast* of those who don't *post*.
The Moderator needs a Moderator!
The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble
The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation.
The Moderator's personal handbook of "on topic" discussions, of course!
The Moderator: Judge, Jury, and Executioner
The Moment of Conception:  ( -&gt; )-+
The Monkey Cage  - By Jim Panzee
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee*
The Montreal Canadiens kick ice!
The Moon. Yes, That will be my home.
The Moose is Loose in Atlanta
The Moral Majority is NEITHER!
The Moral Majority is neither.
The Moral Majority isn't moral nor is it the majority.
The Moral is:  Never EVER trust a Draft-dodger!
The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Harley
The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
The Morgors, like Death, were without art.
The Mormon Guide To Alternative Sex
The Morning After - "WHERE ARE MY EYEBROWS?!?"
The Morning Zoo: 1983-1991 R.I.P. And GOOD RIDDANCE!
The Morpork Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick/Lost Dragons
The Morris Dance is common to all inhabited worlds in the multiverse.
The Morse Code -- Just Do It!
The Morse Code -- Just Do It... Any way you can!
The Mosquitoes in Minnesota are so big they made it the state bird!
The Most Dangerous Thing:  A second lieutenant with a map.
The Most Popular People Are Cooks! The Most Overworked Also!
The Motel of your mind has many vacancies
The Mother Board - The Movie! coming to a theater near U!
The Mother of All Taglines
The Motorcycle Dude Wants You to Look Left then Right,Then do it Again
The Motorcycle Dude Wishes For Every One To Ride Safe And Enjoy Life
The Mule conquered Both the First & Second Foundations si
The Multi-Phrase tractor beam has left everyone speechles
The Murphy Philosophy:  Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse
The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.          By Candy Mann
The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.:  Candy Mann.
The Musical World Of Walt Disney - By M. O. Yewessee
The Mustang...   Behold! A box on wheels!
The Mutants are Dead. The Mutants are History.
The Mutual Funds don't like Clinton either
The Mystery Man came over and he said "You're outta sight".
The Myth Of The Mafia  - By I. L. Killya
The N.B. economy is based on fish, cows and ferrying cars to Boston.
The N.S. economy is based on lobsters and fiddle music.
The NAACP: an organization for discriminating people.
The NASCAR deal of racing to the yellow didn't help either
The NAZGUL are dead ringers.
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
The NET...Love it - or LOG-OFF !
The NEW Doctor McCoy! He's a doctor--AND a floor wax!
The NEW Tachyon-Modem -- downloads files before you dial out!
The NEW Terminate will -=&gt; FAX &lt;=- almost anything!
The NEW WWF Generation...On top of the hill, not over it
The NEW XT EMULATOR!  MicroSoft Windows NT
The NFL is suing the CFL 'cause they use yards too
The NFL's newest team: The expansion Baltimore Roadkill Eaters!
The NFLD economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products.
The NHL: The No Hockey League!
The NHS is so underfunded that even the placebos are fake
The NRA stands for CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY!  JOIN US.
The NSA doesn't exist.  Just ask them.
The NSA is watching y#$% NO CARRIER
The NUMBER of malefactors authorizes not the crime
The Nagus said you'd react like this. Rom
The Nagus wouldn't dream of excluding you, Brother. Rom
The Name "Mustang" on an LX is a sign of Fords stupidity!
The Names Project
The Names Project.....
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter... - Elliot
The Nanites have *lawyers?*
The Narn are falling before us. - Londo
The Narn do seem to be a most...passionate people. - Lennier (B5)
The Narns are like the Natoth.  Smelly - Centari
The Nat'l Endowment for Arts is Unconstitutional
The National Football Conference:  Winner of 10 straight Super Bowls!
The National Hernia Society needs your support
The National Internet Souce, Inc
The National League-Where REAL baseball is played!
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled
The National Registry of Historic Hideouts - Crow
The National Science Foundation  - By Grant Money
The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says: Support your right to bare arms!
The Naughtiest Girl in the School--Men of the 14th Marine Cmd
The Naughty Farm Boy - By Enid Spankin
The Navel Dept. has a hand in it - Crow on girl's tummy
The Navy Seals are here - Tom on Mongols in water
The Navy! Not just a job! It's a date!
The Navy, it's not just a job...it's losing track of weekends!!
The Navy. Hundreds of years of traditions ... in really screwing up.
The Nebraska State Forest - Crow on desolate landscape
The Necronomicon must not fall into the hands of the deadites!
The Necrotelecomnicon:  Book of telephone numbers's of the dead.
The Negative orgasm:     "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"
The Nerd - By C. S. Major
The Network Consultants Full Employment Act of 1990. Windows 3.x -
The New "Clinton" 104 0-EZ Form:  A)  Bend Over  B)  Insert Here
The New 2006 Dodge Charger, 7% closer to the real Dodge Charger than the 300C.
The New Age is just like the old age - only newer
The New Age is just like the old age - only newer
The New Chrysler Presidential Car:  The Dodge Drafter
The New Deal FDR..The Raw Deal Bill Clinton
The New Deal: FDR - The RAW Deal: Clinton
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot
The New Gay Slogan: 2Q2BSTR8
The New KKK--Klinton Kongressional Kaucus
The New NRA...A Granny with a GUN soon puts Liberals on the run!!
The New Presidential Car: Chrysler Dodge Drafter.
The New Presidential Facial Cream: Rub-Out.
The New Presidential Shoes: Flip-Flops.
The New Queer Slogan: 2QT2BSTR8
The New World Order isn't just a Conspiracy, it's a Political Agenda
The New World Order.......Now playing in your neighborhood
The New York Breakfast:  Two cups of coffee and three cigarettes
The New York Yankees: 33 Pennants, 22 World Championships.  THE Team.
The New testament is about catering for large numbers
The Newt Deal has arrived
The Next Aussie Anthem: Waltzing with Jadzia
The Next Generation
The Next Message Will Probably Be Better
The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine
The Night  by HEART
The Nightcrawler's waiting for you. - LaCroix
The Nine Billion Names Of Tom Servo:  Don Servo.
The Nine Billion Names Of Tom Servo:  Tolchetomethuenicazit.
The Nine Billion Names Of Tom Servo:  Tom Survo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Bob Balaban.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Clod Merlot.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Com Earlobe.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Deus Servomachina.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Hod Velcro.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Hop Curlew.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Hop Sterno.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Knock Pearljam.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Lob Siltloam.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Mob Neverball.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Nod Earful.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Paul Anka.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Ptahm Syrvault.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Ron Purloin.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Tawn Hermo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Tham Shrivo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Tom Cyrveaux
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo:  Tom Serbia.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Bob Balaban.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Clod Merlot.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Com Earlobe.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Deus Servomachina.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Don Servo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Hop Curlew.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Hop Sterno.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Knock Pearljam.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Lob Siltloam.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Mob Neverball.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Nod Earful.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Paul Anka.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Ptahm Syrvault.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Ron Purloin.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Tawn Hermo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Tham Shrivo.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Tolchetomethuenicazit.
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Tom Cyrveaux
The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo: Tom Serbia.
The Nine Planes Cookbook.
The No-Win Tagline:  ===__-+-   *-=/__ *-/__ *-=/__
The No.2 pencil is mighter than the ink pen.
The Node *IS* the world!
The Norsemen never wrote home - when Odin found out, they were Runed.
The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on its back!
The Notorious B.O.R.G.: Your ho's, bling-bling, and Cristal will be assimilated.
The Number 1 reason for running Windows is..........................?
The Number Five: Let's Survive in 1985
The OCA is perverse and unnatural
The OCA is perverse and unnatural
The OFFICIAL  of the 1996 Olympics!
The OFFICIAL Recipe of the 2000 Sydney Olympics Bid!
The OFFICIAL Tagline of the @YEAR@ Olympics!
The OFFICIAL recipe of the 1996 Olympics!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1992 World Series Champions!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 2000 Sydney Olympics Bid!
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 2040 Olympics!
The ONLY Channel 1 we have in the USA is MSNTBC Shield.
The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat   (Alf)
The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat   (Alf)
The ONLY good cat is one embedded in my tire tread!
The ONLY sporting use protected by the 2nd Amendment: Tyranticide!
The ONLY thing better than being in love is loving.
The ONLY thing constant is change... Hmmm
The OR is not supposed to be some kind of coffee klatsch! - Frank
The ORB!  Of *course*, what else? -- Bowler
The ORIGINAL tagline (one-liner) author: Henny Youngman
The OTHER planets have no life!
The Oath is more important. Unless it's the Measure.--Tarli
The Obamas another black family in public housing!
The Observation Lounge has turned into a swamp! - Riker
The Observation Lounge has turned into a swamp! - Riker
The Ocean is/as is/as is/as  the endless sigh of dreaming
The Odd couple: A Deaf man and a blind woman.
The Odo burger: It's a shake; it's a burger; it's fries.
The Official Candy of Windows95: Snickers
The Official Colorado State Vegetable is now the "state legislator"
The Official Offline Reader of The Lunatic Fringe!
The Old Codger - By A. T. Yearsold
The Old Fashioned Way  - By Ilene Back
The Old Gods aren't Dead, They think *we*are!!!!
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are
The Old Republican Health Plan:  PRAY YOU DON'T GET SICK!
The Olympics are for lugers.
The One Minute Mafia - Mike
The One Who Dies With The Most Women In His Harem Dies Happy.
The One is hurt.  Must find.  Zathras must find.  Help
The One with The Answer is seldom asked The Question
The Only Consistently Bright Life is The Persistently Right Life !!
The Only On-Screen Relevant ICCL Tagline :    ==_-=-            -=-=__
The Only Self Cleaning thing in this house is My Cat!
The Only Thing I have found, Is all things are equal -TheWriter
The Only Wise Speed at Which to Live is... GodSpeed !!
The Oo-Ah bird is so-called 'cause it lays square eggs. "OO! AH!"
The Oo-Ah bird is so-called because it lays square eggs.
The Open Kimono  - By I. C. Hair
The Open Window  - By Eileen Doubt
The Operating System is mightier than the User.
The Opinion of Man is no substitute for the Word of God.
The Opinions presented are not necessarily those of Management.
The Optician's Guide - By Seymour Clearly
The Optimist Club meeting will probably be cancelled
The Optimist: A Mac salesman with a pager
The Oracle can no longer punish us. McCoy
The Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
The Order doesn't reward failure. - Gilora
The Origami SIG will not meet this week. It folded.
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The Original dBase dGenerate
The Origional Series ...No bloody TAS, TMS, TNG, DS9, ..or..VOY
The Orkin man tells you, "Give up; you've lost."
The Orville Bullitt School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The Orville Channel!
The Orville School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The Orville that can be described is not the true Orville.
The Orville-miester, makin' copies.
The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!
The Over The Wall Gang -- Gone in 15.9 seconds
The PADDs are functioning normally. LaForge
The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL!
The PATH to heaven contains C:\JESUS.
The PC is down.  I hope it's something serious.
The PC is the LSD of the Nineties. -- Timothy Leary
The PC you *want* always costs $5,000
The PC you *want* always costs $5,000. &lt;g&gt;
The PC: Colt'45 of the Information Frontier
The PEN is mightier than the SWORD? Where's the 15 day waiting period?
The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!!  But they went to MARS around 1953!!
The PRODIGY Service, your global neighborhood
The PS/2 Family: Yesterday's hardware today.
The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.
The PS/2! It's! Hummm, uhhhh IBM compatible!
The PTA reminding you to always do your homework - Crow
The PTA reminds you to always do your homework. -- Crow T. Robot
The Pac attack is back, jack!
The Packers back in '68...Now THERE was a team! - Tom
The Packers make great helmets. Just ask Billy Blaze
The Paint Ingredient - By Linsey Doyle
The Palace Roof has a Hole - By Lee King
The Palestinians are our enemies. And with enemies there's only one thing to do - peace!
The Palukoo exploded & the Bajorans realised it was a Cardassian plot.
The Paper Route  - By Avery Daye
The Paper Route: Avery Daye*
The Paranoid Bloodhound?  He Thought Everyone Was Following Him!
The Park! in Waco - Quantum Leap HQ for Central Texas!
The Party Law:  The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat
The Passenger
The Past, Present & Future of Networking.
The Pasteur's core is going to breach! - Picard
The Path To A Friends House Is Never Long
The Path of Progress:  shortcut is the longest distance between 2 points
The Paul Anka Mass - Mike as Anka sings "Ave Maria"
The Peace Mission  - By Olive Branch
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch*
The Peace of God, Which Passeth all Understanding !!
The Pedigree of Honey / Does not concern the bee --
The Peeping Tom  - By C. K. Undress
The Peggy Noonan gang - Mike
The Pentacle Chip is flawed! - Roddy McStew
The Pentagon calls peace "permanent pre-hostility"
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow, Operation Re-elect Bush doesn't seem to cut it,,,  --Jay Leno
The Pentium is one hot computer - it melted my linoleum.
The Pentium is one hot computer - it melted my linoleum.
The Pentium's bug isn't fatal, the FPU just can't add
The Pentium's replacement chip: The Repentium!
The People Of Mensa  - By Gene Yuss
The People of Vaal seem to have disappeared. Spock
The Perils Of Drug Addiction - by Anita Fixx
The Perspective Perspective: I'm not short -- I'm a normal person in an  over-tall world
The Peso stops here - Bill Clinton
The Pet Principle:  No matter which side of door the cat or dog&lt;&gt;is on, it's the wrong side
The Phantom Spitter was here *.
The Phantom of the Opera is there... inside my mind!  - Christine
The Philistines be upon thee, Samson. -- Judges 16:9
The Phillipine Post Office - By Imelda Letter
The Philosophy Shop - Your source for discounted ideas
The Phone Booth Rule: A lone dime always gets the number nearly right
The Picard family...voices raised in song...--Madred
The Pig Riders Of Perm
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a roll model
The Pillsbury Doughboy is a albino Smurf!
The Pineapple Principle:  The best parts of anything are always&lt;&gt;impossible to remove from the worst parts
The Pink Panther surfs the Blue Wave.
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
The Pirate - by Peg Legg
The Pitfalls of Genius:  No boss will keep an employee who is&lt;&gt;right all the time
The Pixies of Argoth bent their magic to more practical ends
The Pizza Dominatrix!
The Pizza Dominatrix! - Tom on stern looking girl
The Planet of No Continuity - Crow
The Planet of No Continuity. -- Crow T. Robot
The Planets Collection - By West End Games
The Plastic Pillar represents Science and Reason
The Playboy Channel is scrambled again. -- Tom Servo
The Pledge of Allegiance does NOT end with, "Hail Satan".
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan -Bart Simp./1F16
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. -Bart's Board
The Plywood PC - 604-598-1546 - Home of SLMR!
The Point of no Return!
The Poker Player - By Delia Cards
The Poles are now telling free market jokes.
The Police DO IT at Dunkin' Donuts.
The Police Station: The hot new disco - Mike
The Politically Correct John Bobbit: Genitally Challenged
The Politician's Diet:  Crow, Limburger and hogwash
The Pony Club Show - By Jim Carner
The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull!
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy:
The Pope is proof Catholics can take a joke
The Pope lives in a vacuum.
The Pope wanted to give last rites to Algore
The Popemobile: Proof that prayer doesn't work
The Porn Queen - By Mona Lott
The Porn Queen: Mona Lott*
The Post Office is being run like NOBODYS business.
The Post Office just gave Pavarotti a new area code.
The Post Office operated all telephone and telegraph systems until 1919
The Postal Stamp especially for Bills & Taxes..We give you "THE BIRD"!
The Postman Always Knocks You Off Twice
The Postman Always Shoots Twice
The Pot Hole at the End of the Universe
The Potsy Story - Mike
The Potsy Story! -- Mike Nelson
The Power is Yours !
The Power of Blood is both a curse and a blessing. -- Sidieu
The Power of Thought, the magic of the Mind. &lt;Byron&gt;
The Power of the music of the night...  - The Phantom
The Powerglide XL440 adaptor plate - Tom on robot part
The Predator will get everything!
The Preservers put an asteroid deflector on that planet. Kirk
The Presidency is just no place for on-the-job training, Bill!
The President Doll-Wind it up for four years and it does nothing
The President announced today that UFOs are
The President announced today that UFOs are&*#@ NO CARRIER
The President announced today that UFOs are...
The President cleans up his OWN house FIRST.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous
The President has no specific cuts in mind - Stephanopoulos
The President of the United States is our employee. - PJ O'Rourke
The President should HAVE character, not BE one
The President sucks - And boy does her husband love it!
The Presidential address is pre-empted for the OJ Simpson trial!
The Prevue Channel, see what's on.
The Price is Right. COME-ON-DOWN and do it.
The Price is Right. COME-ON-DOWN and do it.
The Prime Directive doesn't apply, Tuvok. They've got coffee!
The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules. -- Picard
The Prime Directive is preached by Picard - drink!
The Prime Directive is preached by someone else - 2 drinks!
The Prime Directive would seem to apply. Tuvok
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone
The Problem with Beavis and Butthead is which one is Clinton?
The Problem with Political Jokes is they get Elected.
The Procrastinator's Meeting has been postponed.
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed indefinitely.
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed until further notice
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed.
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting was postponed indefinitely
The Programmers' Cheer:
The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to the left; Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!
The Prophecies of Monikastradamus
The Prophets had nothing to do with what happend here today! - Sisko
The Prophets have been kind today. - Winn
The Prophets have spoken to me through the Orbs... - Winn
The Prophets have taken over my computer!!
The Prophets sent you, didn't they? - The Sirah
The Prophets spoke!  I answered their call! - Neela
The Prophets teach us patience. - Bareil
The Prophets tell us not to use Windows, my child. --Kai OS/2
The Prophets were their only source of hope and courage. - Sisko
The Prophets!?  Hahaha! I don't believe in the Pro@$#%^%#$^ NO CARRIER
The Proud Family are swell to be on Channel SHELL.
The Provisional Government & I don't agree on a LOT of things
The Provisional Government & I don't agree on a LOT of things
The Psi Corp is your friend
The Psi Corp is your friend. Trust the corp.
The Psi Corps Is Your Friend.  Trust The Corps.
The Psi Corps is your friend.  Trust the Psi Corps.
The Psi-Corps:  We're everywhere...for your convenience.
The Public is merely a multiplied "me."	-- Mark Twain
The Pullman Sleeper  - By Bertha Buv
The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv*
The Punny Book Title Collection 8-)  - By R. D. Harhar
The Puns will continue until morale improves!
The Puppet Masters by Robert A. Heinlein
The Purple Pedophile must die!
The Purple Stream : by I.P. Peculiar
The Pussy Lifesaver! Do you need Rescusitation?
The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain
The Q Continuum does it any way they want.
The Q and the Proud.  Q forms a galactic military organization
The Q entity, sir. - Data.
The QWK brown FOX jumped ver the ez dogs bnu's.
The QualityCareFordCreditThunderbird ran great today!
The Quebec Bra:  Lifts AND Separates!
The Queen Mother could heat up a room more'n this - Crow T. Robot
The Queens Hotel; where the lights were low and the prices were high
The Quest for a better tagline continues.
The Quest is the Quest. --The Doctor, "Underworld"
The Queue Principal: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line
The RCAF lives!:  CAF means the Canadian Air Force
The RCMP always get their man, it's the women they have trouble with.
The REAL Crisis is Bill and Hillary Clinton!
The REAL computer user's ONLY icon:  C:&gt;
The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush
The REAL problem with a political joke:  We elected one
The REAL tagline anti-theft device&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; � SLTS v1.xx �
The RIME private routing feature is really wonderful
The RINGWORLD isn't unstable...it's dynamically challenged!
The RINGWORLD isn't unstable...it's mathematically challe
The Rabbit Rule: Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.
The Race To The Outhouse - By Willie Makeit
The Raiders, who are they? &lt;BG&gt;
The Raiders; the most winningest team in pro sports history
The Rainy Day Fun Book of Cod Pieces - Crow
The Ranger isn't going to like it, Yogi.
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi. - Booboo
The Rangers are on TV? Nahh...I'd rather watch hockey!
The Rapture is *not* an exit strategy!
The Reader's Choice...Silver Xpress!
The Reader's Choice...Silver Xpress!
The Real Canadian DOS Prompt (per a Canadian)______EH?:\&gt;
The Real Canadian DOS Prompt-----------------------EH?:\
The Real Enterprise is NCC-1701-No A,B,C,or D
The Real Stephen A. King -- Tustin, Ca
The Real World	- Super Computer
The Real World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.
The Really Happy Man is The One Who Can Enjoy the Scenery While Taking a Detour !!
The Rebel BBS
The Recipe says a pinch of spice. I thought it said a 'pound'.
The Red Cross rejected this guy's blood donation--his plasma had olives in it
The Red Zone is for Cuba & Un-Cuba only - Tom
The Red Zone is for Cuba and Un-Cuba only... -- Tom Servo
The Redneck national anthem: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
The Reds are up to bat here, too! - Potter
The Redundancy Syndrome - Joel on repetitious effect
The Redundancy Syndrome. -- Joel Robinson
The Reflexive Property of Mathematics:  a = a
The Reform Party: Clinton's only chance of reelection
The Religious Reich, where hatred is a Family Value!
The Religious Right are a bunch of NUTS - Barry Goldwater, 1994
The Religious Right is NEITHER!
The Religious Right's Health Plan...Kill a doctor!
The Religious Right's health plan: kill the doctors.
The Religious Right:  Fascism, by any other name
The Ren & Stimpy Fan Club is a twisted pair network
The Rennaisance Festival: we'll annoy you by sundown -Tom
The Republican Health Care Plan: Don't Get Sick!
The Republican Party - We're Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Republican emblem is an elephant... we never forget.
The Republican response.  Sorry Mr. President, the sky is not blue.
The Republican view of America looks like the Klingon Empire.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! - Mark Russell
The Republicans want to destroy Amendment 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
The Respiratory System - By Aaron Lungs
The Results of your IQ test came back. They're negative.
The Resume Rule: Anyone can be made to look good on paper.
The Return of the Son of the Monster Magnet
The Rev Smith spoke briefly, much to the delight of the congregation.
The Reverse Picard Maneuver - with a skirt.
The Revolution WILL be televised.  Film at 11
The Revolution is successful... Kodos
The Revolution will NOT be televised!
The Revolutionary War started as gun-control resistance
The Rifle Range  - By Bob Downe
The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. -- Sheridan
The Right Reverend Burt Reynolds? Hope Davidson
The Right to KEEP and BEAR Arms *IS* your last defense of Freedom!
The Right to Keep and Bear Arms is, essentially, the Right to be FREE!
The Right to Keep and Bear Arms-Your last defense of Freedom
The Ringworld isn't unstable, it's mathematically challenged.
The Ringwraiths ride in black
The Road Ducks - "Get Ducked" - 1988
The Road goes ever on and on
The Road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began
The Road goes ever on and on...
The Road to Amber --- is difficult. &lt;Florimel&gt;
The Road to Enlightenemnt is long & difficult so bring lots of snacks.
The Road to HELL is paved with GOOD INTENTIONS!
The Road to Hell is paved with honorable intentions
The Road to Liberty Is Paved with the Brave... Please Lie Here.
The Roadkill Cafe presents Chicken that didn't cross the road.
The Roadkill Cafe:  "You kill it...we grill it."
The Rock in Betty Lou's panty hose! - Crow
The Rock of Borg: If you smelllllllll what the Rock...is...assimilatin'!
The Rockford Files:  European Vacation. -- Tom Servo
The Rocky Horror Picture Show:  a different set of jaws
The Rodney King Institute of DEFENSE! Send $20.00 for FREE Brochure.
The Rodney-us King-us verdict just came in - Crow
The Roissy International Resort Chain--with REAL chains!
The Role Of The Hit Man  - By L. M. Innate
The Rolling Clones
The Rolling Stones by Robert A. Heinlein
The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should
The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it
The Romulans want a computer. Worf
The Ron and Nancy Reagan Home Computer: No colon, no period, no memory
The Rooster's Mistake  - By Rhoda Duck
The Roseanne Barr Diet:  One meadow per day.
The Ross Perot Watch-you get wound up, it stops running
The Roswell Alien raped My Son, Claims Pseudophile
The Royal Canadian Mounties always get their man.
The Royal Shakespeare Company presents: "Gay Boys in Bondage"
The Ruby Yacht of Omar Kayyam
The Ruptured Chinaman  by Won Hung Lo
The Ruptured Japanese  - By Hung Low
The Rush Limbaugh show: New slim applicater! Same full Super-plus Truth!
The Russian Butcher, by Ivan Cutchakockoff.
The Russian Express Card Moto: Don't Leave Home!
The Russian Express Card: "Don't leave home!"
The Russian Lorainna Bobbit: Lorainna Cutchapeckerkoff.
The Russian With Three Testicles - By Ooja Nikabolokov
The Russian is a delightful person till he tucks in his shirt.
The Russians are going forward, more in hope than optimism
The Russians aren't coming !  The Russians aren't coming !
The Ruth Buzzi line of leather & PVCs - Crow
The S word: Sucks
The S.G. has determined that Windoze is bad for your mind
The SAME WAVE keeps coming in and COLLAPSING like a rayon MUU-MUU
The SCA:  We have archaic and eat it too!
The SCA:  where they take their aristocracy SERIOUSLY! - Larry Niven
The SCA?  Been there, did that, got the chain mail
The SD70MAC - this isn't your father's SD40-2!
The SDF-1 has more firepower than this bucket of bolts!
The SFB Andromedan Tagline:  o  O  ()  ( )   (o   )   (ooo     )
The SFB Federation Tagline:  ~==-  _-+-  __-=-  ~~-=-  ==_-=-  ==__=-=-
The SFB ISC Eschelon Tagline:  &lt;([E-   &lt;(E-   &lt;E-   &lt;E   &lt;-  :::
The SFB ISC Eschelon Tagline:  ([E-   (E-   E-   E   -  :::
The SFB Klingon Tagline:  =-*  _=-*  _=--*  __==--*  __==_=-*
The SFB Kzinti Tagline:  = `,  =D `,  #=D `,`,  #==D `,`, ##==[D `,
The SFB Lyran Tagline: _--  _=-  _==-  ~-_==-   __===-   ~~-_===-
The SFB Romulan Tagline (cloaked):
The SFB Tholian Tagline:       X   ==   #=   ##=
The SFB Tholian Tagline:  &lt;&gt;  &lt;&gt;&gt;   &lt;X&gt;&gt;   ==&lt;&gt;   #=&lt;&gt;   ##=&lt;&gt;
The SID TUNA-MELTON with MONKEY-BOY FRIES - Crow
The SID TUNA-MELTON with MONKEY-BOY FRIES. -- Crow T. Robot
The SONAR the better - Crow
The STEALTH CONDOM&lt;tm&gt; -- "They will never see you coming"
The SUN just came out, so close our IBM contract
The Sage fusses over nothing and thus spoils nothing
The Sage fusses over nothing and thus spoils nothing.&lt;Lao Tzu&gt;
The Sailor Moon I know can barely swing a hammock! - Sailor Mars
The Same thing we do every night Pinky, Try to takeover the world!
The San Andreas fault is the most stable thing in California
The San Diego Freeway.  Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics!
The San Francisco Ku Klux Klan wears topless sheets.
The Sand Man couldn't make it... I'm the Quick Drying Cement Man.
The Sandman:  "Dreams of Dragonfire"
The Sandman:  "Exit light, enter night..."
The Sandman:  "Master of Dreams"
The Sandman:  "We're off to Never-Neverland."
The Sandman: "Dreams of Dragonfire..."
The Satellite of Love is Unstable!  The Satellite of Love is Unstable!
The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made
The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan
The Sayings Of Homer Simpson - By Y. U. Liddle
The Scantily Clad City - Mike
The Scantily Clad City... -- Mike Nelson
The Scenery continually changes for the lead dog.
The Scent Of A Man - by Jim Nasium
The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium*
The Scent of Sensuality,  by Mike Hunt
The Schizophrenic:  An Unauthorized Autobiography.
The Schwartzkopf Slim-Fast diet, One Week and We'll take off Kuwait.
The Scouse SuperHighway ............ the way of all flesh
The Scout of today is the leader of tomorrow.
The Sean Penn Story - Crow on Starfighters title
The Second Amendment follows the First
The Second Amendment guarantees the other nine
The Second Amendment guarantees your 1st Amendment Rights!!!
The Second Amendment is **NOT** about hunting!!
The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the First One.
The Second Amendment is there in case they ignore the First.
The Second Amendment was adopted!
The Second Amendment was burned side by side with the Davidians.
The Second Amendment:  America's last defense
The Second Amendment:  America's last defense against Liberalism
The Second Amendment:  America's last defense against tyranny
The Second Foundationers are nothing but a bunch of Mind
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!  -- Jim Warner
The Second Law of War:  Never march on Moscow!
The Second Law:	The most you can accomplish by working is to break even
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackson
The Second's about HUNTING?  What, BATF agents?
The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do
The Secret Council -- The Spies of the Universe.
The Secret of Life can be found on page 135 of the Yellow Pages.
The Secret of Success is Consistency of Purpose !!
The Secret of Success:  "Make light around you," said the fire.
The Secret of success is survival followed by growth!
The Secret of success is survival!
The Secret to Happiness is Short term Stupidity!!
The Secret to Immortality is .%&@{    CARRIER LOST
The Sela Doll - the ultimate partner for the perfect night's sleep
The Self-Made Man  - By Peter Long
The SemWare Editor: THE Power Programmer's Editor!!!!!!!!
The Semaphore Version Of Wuthering Heights
The Semi-Nude Club - Crow on guys in locker room
The Semi-Nude Club. -- Crow T. Robot
The Senate Ethics Committee is an oxymoron.
The Senate Ethics committee dropping by unannounced -Crow
The Senator  - By D. C. Resident
The Senator founded the Fathers... -- Paige Katz
The Senery Never Changes, If You Ain't The Lead Dog
The Senior Prom  - By Spike Drink
The Senior Prom: Spike Drink*
The Serene Prairie Gopher
The Seven (7) Dwarfs were in the bath feeling Happy, so he got out
The Seven Borgs:  Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to assimilate we go
The Sewing Circle Marching Band motto: Darn Tootin'
The Sex Mad Russian  - By Ivantor Titsoff
The Sex Maniacs Guide  - by Rippernickerszov
The Sex was so good even the neighbors lit Profit!the
The Sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes afterwards
The Sex was so good... The neighbors lit a cigarette
The Shadow *knows*, Superman just guesses.
The Shadow Lords are truly trustworthy only when they are asleep.
The Shadow Over Innsmouth - H.P. Lovecraft
The Shadows Know!
The Shadows have come for us all - Lady Ladira
The Shadows have come for us all!
The Shadows were old even when the Ancients were young. -- Delenn
The Shadows will move now, before we're ready. -- Delenn
The Shadows.  The Shadows are coming for him - Lady Ladira
The Shaker Village Electrical Engineering Lexicon
The Sheik Battles Bigfoot
The Sheriff of Nottingham lives in the WHITE HOUSE!
The Shivan seems to take particular glee in the misery of others
The Shleggy SHL-673, What kind of shopping channel is it?
The Shopping is Better at TVSN (1995)
The Shopping is Better at TVSN (1995)
The Shortest Straw has been pulled for you!
The Shortest Straw has been pulled for you!
The Show Must Go On - Pink Floyd
The Shrinking Society  - By Les Ismoor
The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor*
The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed. -- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia
The Silence of the Teenage Mutant Dancing Wolves.
The Silent Majority isn't silent. The Government is deaf.
The Silent Majority of today are the slaves of tomorrow.
The Silent Service
The Silver Cat is back!
The Simpson's represent the American family in all its horror.
The Singapore Sling: the bottom line on crime!
The Singer - By Barry Tone
The Sinister Urge is a silly urge - Mike sings
The Sinister Urge is a stupid urge - Tom sings
The Sixty-Ninth Romance  - By E.R. French
The Sky Is Falling!...Oops!...No, the Ground is Flying!
The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
The Sky is full of Good and Bad that Mortals Never Know
The Sleeper Has Awakened.
The Sleeper must awaken. -- Duke Leto Atreides
The Slick Willie Reader.  Registration $25 + tax + tax + tax
The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes
The Smoker you Drink, The Player you get - Joe
The Smorgasbord  - By Buffy Dinner
The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner*
The Smurfs versus Godzilla
The Snakes of Set will run for their hiding holes. -- Shamish
The Social Contract : Man is born free but everywhere is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The Society of Independent People has no members
The Soft Parade, an ancient rustle of silk--Jim Morrison
The Soft Serve Murders - Tom
The Soft-Serve Murders... -- Tom Servo
The Solar System - by P. Lanets & Son
The Solitary Beast - By Annie Malone
The Solution for Multilingual Messages
The Solution to a Problem Changes the Problem
The Sons of Soong are together at last
The Sons of Soong have joined forces... - Data
The Soong Family: Lore, Data, Rumor, Innuendo, Quoted Sou
The Soup Borg: No assimilation for you!
The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present format.
The Soviet Union never had gridlock, and look what it got them.
The Soviet press is useful on hot days, said Tom fantastically.
The Specter Justice Net! Where Their Crimes Come Back To Haunt Them!
The Speed Of Light (186,000 miles/sec (300,000 km/sec))
The Speed Of Time is approximately 1 second per second.
The Spice is all.
The Spice is the Worm!  The Worm is the Spice!
The Spice must flow...
The Spirit always speaks in harmony with the Word.
The Spiritual Life - By Ned Itation
The Splink Show (Slingshot TV3, 2002)
The Splink on Spike TV (2003)
The Splink on Spike TV (2003)
The Spot On The Wall: by Mister Completely.
The Spot On The Wall: by Mister Completely.
The Spotted Owl and Snail Darter Cookbook.  Ummm Ummm GOOD!
The Spy Who Hugged Me - Crow's spec script
The Squeaking Gate - By Rusty Hinges
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges*
The Stand:  King's personal Vietnam.
The Stand:  Makes a great doorstop when you're done reading it.
The Stand; King's personal Vietnam.
The Stand; makes a great doorstop when you're done reading it.
The Stanley Cup is coming home baby, where it belongs - Montreal!
The Stanley Cup? It's a good bet the Bruins know we're here.
The Star Trek Express Card:  Don't leave orbit without it
The Star Trek Saga - From One Generation to the Next!
The Star Wars Adventure Journal - By West End Games
The Star Wars Movie Trilogy Sourcebook - By West End Games
The Star Wars Sourcebook - By West End Games
The Stark Bumper of Retribution
The Stark Packet of Retribution
The Stark Plasma Rifle of Retribution
The Stars Tell It All  - By Horace Cope
The Starship Voyager seats six comfortable, Oh, I meant the Minivan!
The State Takes Too Much From Me - To Do Too Much To Me
The State has no place in the bedrooms of the nation
The State of California has no business subsidizing intellectual curiosity. -- Ronald Reagan
The State: friend to all, enemy of each one.
The States has too many McDonalds and it's over run with Americans.
The Stones, I love the Stones.  I watch them whenever I can.  Fred, Barney.. - Steven Wright
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them when I can. Fred, Barney
The Story of Bigfoot
The Story of Wisconsin Sausage - Tom on title 'Bloodlust'
The Story of the Film So Far
The Strange High House in the Mist - H.P. Lovecraft
The Strip Joint  - By C. R. Boddies
The Strom's haven't been gone long, the modem is still warm.
The Styrofoam Express Card: don't leave foam without it!
The Sugar Bear does it with Honey.
The Sun is at the center of the Universe  --  Copernicus
The Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed
The Surgeon General Has Determined That Life Causes Death.
The Surgeon General has determined "Taglines are addictive"
The Surgeon General offered me a cigarette!
The Surgeon General should issue a warning about playing with women.
The Swartzberg Test: The validity of a science is its abi
The Swartzberg Test: The validity of a science is its ability to predict
The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap*
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg borg borg!"
The Swedish Moses of Soul - Mike
The Swedish Moses of Soul. -- Mike Nelson
The Swiss "porcupine" defense:  Roll into a ball, and show your quills
The Swiss are Armed.  The Swiss are free.  Think about it
The Swiss are armed. The Swiss are free and at peace. Think about it.
The Swiss are free because they require ownership of guns
The Swiss are invading America,and they are starting with the CITY!-DF
The Swiss invented time purely & simply to sell watches
The Swiss require guns & are free.  We dont.  We won't be
The Sword In History - By Ray Pierre
The Sword of Damocles hangs over Pandora's Box
The Sword of Gentleness wishes to be used? - Kheth
The Symbolic Cinematic Love Scene - Crow as planes dock
The SysOp here thinks he's so good. Well, he su@#&*%@#* NO CARRIER
The SysOp of this BBS is from Alpha Centuri, The CoSysOp is from Mars
The SysOp probably disagrees with this user!
The Sysop *made* me do it!
The Sysop Of MY Board Is Better Than Yours!!
The Sysop doesn't know what I'm doi#&@#%$#% NO CARRIER
The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches.
The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides.
The Sysop of Beyond Reality is HIVE!!!!
The Sysop of MY board is better than yours!
The Sysop types all this in
The Sysop wears a toupee.
The Sysop's Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex.
The Sysop's on vacation.
The System has detected an Internal Processing Error in module REALITY.SYS. Please shut down your universe and reboot
The TELIX.FBK's here!  The TELIX.FBK's here! - S. Martin
The THIGH-MASTER is now the DIE-MASTER!
The TMBG 1987 Bring Me the Head of Kenny Rodgers tour.
The TMBG 1989 Don't Tread on the Cut-Up Snake Tour
The TMBG 1995 That Pioneer Spirit Tour
The TMBG 2002 Cartoon Network Tour.
The TMBG Grumpfest '90 Tour
The TMBG Grumpfest '90 Tour
The TRULY aware are all paranoid
The TRUTH - next, on the Rush Limbaugh program!
The TRUTH will set you free!!!
The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! then i woke up.
The TRUTH-next, on the Rush Limbaugh program!
The TV News Anchorman  - By Maury Ports
The TWOP objects under her T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
The Tagline Addict Strikes! (And your Hard Drive file area shrinks.)
The Tagline Echo - where Taglines ARE the message.
The Tagline I had was definately not appropriate!!
The Tagline I put here was too good  sysop deleted it
The Tagline Olympics: "Moderator! Can I start over? My laces broke!"
The Tagline Project  was  our last, best hope for humor... Oops
The Tagline Project was our last, best hope for humor. It failed
The Tagline of Tommorrow................Today!
The Tagline scheduled at this time will not be shown
The Tagline that unfreshes.
The Tagline you save, maybe your own.
The Taglines Conference, the final frontier
The Taglines Olympics: "Moderator? Can I start over! My laces broke."
The Tammy Potash School of Tagline Thief--Creative Acquisition?
The Tao is an empty vessel; It is used but never filled... - Lao -Tzu
The Tao is near and people seek it far away. -- Menicus
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies - looking for a few good zen.
The Tao that can be expressed is not the eternal Tao
The Tao which can be spoken is not the true Tao
The Tax Dept can put the screws on you quicker than an undertaker.
The Tax Man Cometh
The Ted Kennedy School of SCUBA diving:  Help find old cars!
The Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor
The Teddy Kennedy School of Scuba Driving!
The Telephone Exchange ... A unique experience.
The Tell-tale Heart   ��Edgar Allen Poe
The Telltale Heart - By Stefi Scope
The Ten Commandments are NOT a multiple choice quiz!
The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
The Ten Commandments; no more than six to be attempted
The Terminator - By L. B. Back
The Terminator Said It Best.
The Terminator's Sidekick:  Albie Bach
The Terok Nor Echo was our last, best hope for peace
The Terok Nor echo is supposed to be a fun, happy thing.  :-)
The Terror is springing the Human Ton and his little friend, Handy!
The Terror(ist) Bill - Janet Reno's 007 License
The Terror(ist) Bill - Janet Reno's 007 License has been renewed!
The TexacoHavolineMacToolsFordThunderbird ran great!
The Texas Legislature... the best YOUR money can buy!
The Thanksgiving turkey, the baloney, and other deli meats belong to the cat
The Theorem Theorem:  If if, then then.
The Thick Chalk Years - Mike
The Thigh-Master is now the Die-Master! -- Dr. Forrester
The Third Law of War:  Never *ever* attack the United States
The Third Law:	You can only break even at absolute zero
The Thirst for Knowledge is Never Ending!
The This Morning team & Spiderman are trying to silence Jimmy Hill forever
The Three Faces of Steve - Crow on lunatic
The Three Faces of Steve. -- Crow T. Robot
The Three Food Groups:  Frozen, Instant, and Take Out.
The Three Rules of Social Intercourse:^It's easier to bel
The Three major Food Groups: Pizza, McDonalds and beer!
The Three worst words during sex: "Honey I'm Home!"
The Thrill Of Victory & The Agony of Delete
The Thunderbirds - The show that time forgot
The Tick caters to NO man! - The Tick, to American Maid
The Tick caters to no man! - The Tick
The Tick fears no man *or* beast.  - The Tick
The Tick is out of his mind right now.  Leave a message at the beep
The Tick is out of his mind right now. if you'd like to leave a mess
The Tide Is Turning
The Tidy Bowl Emmisary : Sisco in a Sailer Suit
The Tidy Bowl man says..."Blue and yellow make green"
The Tiger's Revenge by......Claude Balls
The Tiger's Revenge, by Claude Bawls.
The Tigers are playing tonight, Sal, and I never miss a game
The Tightrope Walker - By Betty Falls
The Time Travel Seminar will be held last week
The Time Travel Society will hold a meeting last Tuesday
The Time is Always Right to do What is Right  -MLK Jr.
The Time is NOW....   OS/2 !!
The Time? Half past a monkey's @ss & a quarter to the hole
The Tin Can Cookbook - By Billie Gote
The Titanic - The Hindenburg - The Clintons
The Toddler...an instrument of destruction
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The Toilet, the clitoris and anniversaries - why do males miss all 3?
The Tomb
The Tongue and Chocolate were Made for each other!
The Tongue in Cheek, Old Jokes Club. Charter Member
The Tonya & Lorena drink: A club soda with a slice
The Tonya Harding doll. Assault & Battery sold separately
The Tonya Harding doll: Assault and batteries included.
The Tooth Fairy is the main stockholder in C+H Sugar Inc.
The Toronto Blue Jays - The 1992 World Champions!
The Tortoise won by a Hair.
The Tour de France!
The Tour de France!   uuu A AI oa+
The Tour de France!   zzz D DM ob
The Tour de France!   � �� � �� o�
The Tower of Commerce? Rom
The Tower of Gourds Horn Section - Tom
The Tower of Pisa is a listed building
The Tower will kill you half a world away. - Walter
The Tracks of My Tears - Data, Starfleet Records
The Train of Truth is coming. LIbEralS are pennies on the track
The Transporters' re-routed us here! - O'Brien
The Trashheap has spoken!  Nyah!
The Traveler! - Wesley Crusher to the Traveler
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad
The Tree of Novelty Items - Mike
The Trees are all held equal by hatchet, axe and saw. -Rush
The Trial never ends.
The Trial never ends.                             AGT
The Tribble with some taglines is 'there not funny!'
The Trill Is Gone    Dax
The Trill of victory; the agony of de feet.
The Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Tipper.
The Triune God is the only God
The Trix are for Kids monument - Mike
The Trojan War - By Helena Troy
The Trotskys suffered badly from diarrhoea
The Trouble With Aardvarks
The Truancy Problem - By Marcus Absent
The Truly Suave got blue ball caps as mementoes
The Truth & The Outrageous often are hard to distinguish. - S.Butler
The Truth IS Out There...Unfortunately, so is the government!
The Truth Is A Puzzle Combined With A Problem Wrapped In An Enigma
The Truth Is Out There (we just haven't found it yet...)
The Truth Is Out There -- The X-Files
The Truth Is Out There and the Feds Aren't Telling!
The Truth Shall Rape You Over. -- Caltech
The Truth and The Outrageous often are hard to distinguish. - J Butler
The Truth is IN there.
The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here?!
The Truth is Out There. Trust No One. Oh, except the SysOp
The Truth is Out Therebut do we really want to know it?
The Truth is Out there.. Trust No One. but the Sysop Here
The Truth is out there (not always in my Mails) :)
The Truth is out there..................in 1996!
The Truth is out there.........until Garak gets to it
The Truth is realized in an instant; the Act is practiced step by step.  - Zen saying
The Truth shall set you free! But first it shall piss you off
The Truth was out there... until my hard drive crashed!
The Truth will make you flee
The Truth will set you free, but first it's gonna mess with your mind
The Truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off!
The Truth will set you free. So will bran
The Truth: There's never enough beer, sex or disk space!
The Tsongas ended, but the malady lingers on.
The Tudor Banquet  - By Henrietta Knox
The Tungu Meteor sandwich - Tom
The Turing Tarpit is where everything is possible but nothing interesting is  easy
The Turtle Moves
The Turtle Moves - Terry Pratchett
The Twelfth Month  - By Dee Sember
The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the Moderator.
The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
The Two Stooges:  Curly, Moe...%$#@& - NO LARRY
The Two most feared words in AmeriKa: Ditto's RUSH!
The Two-Step and a Margarita:  The Joy of Tex-Mex
The U. S. Constitution (C) 1791  All Rights Reserved
The U.F.O. Hotline limits Rednecks to one call per day
The U.N. - The United Nitwits
The U.N. Flag makes an excellent place to wipe your feet
The U.N. is *NOT* worth one drop of American blood.
The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!
The U.S. Congress, the best politicians money can buy!
The U.S. Congress, the best politicians money can buy!
The U.S. Congress: Our tax dollars at work.
The U.S. Constitution (C) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
The U.S. Constitution:  The only lawful contract with America!
The U.S. Constitution: Void where prohibited by law?
The U.S. Government is really starting to Hanoi us now
The U.S. has a vital interest in that area of the country. - Referring to Latin America. - Dan Quayle
The U.S. is free only to welfare clients!
The U.S. is next to greatness......Canada
The U.S. needs our water...... Flush Twice!
The U.S.S. Nimitz just expLo##m#+b++|  NO CARRIER
The UART's can't take this speed, Captain!
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain!
The UARTS can't take this speed for long Captain!
The UARTs can't take much more o' this Captain!
The UARTs canna take it anymore, Captain!
The UARTs won't take these speeds, Captain!
The UARTs won't take this kind of speed, Captain!
The ULTIMA Workout:  Get a clue, walk to the other side of the world
The UN is NOT our friend!!!
The UNHOLY Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Hillary
The UNIX environment...a programer's eternal Purgatory.
The UNIX learning curve bends over backwards to help
The UNTOUCHABLES - the series! Great entertainment!
The US Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
The US has a variety of postage stamps but, they all taste the same.
The US has much to offer the 3rd world war. -Reagan
The US is not a free country. Ask the IRS or the BATF
The USA is bordered on the south by a truly amazing nation...TEXAS!
The USA was FOUNDED by religious nuts with guns!
The USA was founded by armed sepratist religious "cults!"
The USC pool player's equipment didn't arrive on time, Tom calculated.
The USS Crazy Horse is arriving &gt;CRASH&lt; uh.. leaving Docking Pylon One
The USS Enterprise is moving to investigate and assist. - Kirk
The USS Enterprise is powered by two Keith Black Hemis
The USS Reagan -- "To boldly  um  I forget..."
The USS Reagan...To bodly  um  I forget
The USS Tolstoy was destroyed at Wolf 359.. I bet Tol was upset!
The Uggerumph, the Rettysnitch and the Wouff-Hong can serve again!
The Ukranian national anthem - Crow on odd soundtrack
The Ultimate Answer is: FORTY ONE POINT NINE NINE...!! (on a pentium)
The Ultimate Modem Init String - AT FORSALECHEAP
The Ultimate OXYMORON for the 90's: "SAFE SEX!"
The Ultimate Oxymoron - - - Conservative Democrat.
The Ultimate Wisdom Philosophers must ultimately find their true perfection in knowing all the follies of mankind by introspection
The Ultimate office automation, Networked Coffee Machines
The Ultimate put down: "You have blonde roots."
The Umbilli-pod in the Umbilli-port - TV's Frank
The Unapplicable Law:  Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
The Unbearable Darkness of Being... Undead.
The Unbearable Whiteness of Being - Mike on pale lovers
The Unbearable Whiteness of Being... -- Mike Nelson
The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of Party.
The Undertaker's gone...NO BURIER
The Unexpected - By Oliver Sudden
The Unfinished Tagl
The Unitarians are really just a bunch of atheists who really like going to church
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorale director - Mike
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus - Mike
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus... -- Mike Nelson
The United States also has its native Fascists who say that they are "100 percent American"..  - U. S. Army (1945)
The United States borders on the magnificent ! CANADA !!
The United States borders on the magnificent...-&gt; Canada!
The United States borders on the magnificent: CANADA!
The United States has a lot to offer the Third World War. -- Quayle
The United States has much to offer the third world war
The United States has much to offer the third world war. Ronald Reagan
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him. -- Jim Samuels
The Universe is a big place... perhaps the biggest.
The Universe is a figment of it's own imagination.
The Universe is a little too darned orderly to be just a big accident.
The Universe is a lot safer if you bring a towel
The Universe is ending. Please logoff now
The Universe is haphazard, morally neutral and unimaginably violent
The Universe is laughing behind your back -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
The Universe is not limited by your perception of it
The Universe is not user friendly
The Universe is not user friendly. Kelvin Throop
The Universe is over. We can all go home now.
The Universe is populated by stable things.  --Richard Dawkins
The Universe is queer.
The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of 3 element
The Universe is stranger then we CAN imagine! - Arthur C. Clarke.
The Universe is under no obligation to make sense.
The Universe isn't only stranger than you imagine,but stranger than you CAN imagine
The Universe was dark & void.  Then God removed the lens cap.
The Universe was dictated but never signed.
The Universe will reboot in 5 seconds...this is a recording
The University of Arizona
The University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal, and deviation standard
The Unix FORTRAN optimizer is invoked with "rm *.f"
The Unknown Author - By Ann Onymous
The Unknown Dissident
The Unknown Rodent - By A. Nonny Mouse
The Unknown Soldier...better him than me * Bill Clinton
The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag by Robert A. Heinlein
The Unpublished Assembly Mnemonics #379.4: PAS - Print And Smear
The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something: if it is good, it goes away. if it is bad, it happens
The Unspeakable Law: As soon as you mention something: if it is good, it goes away. if it is bad, it happens
The Unthinkables, starring Wesley Crusher, MacGyver and T
The Unthinkables, starring Wesley Crusher, MacGyver and The Professor.
The Ups & Downs of Penis Therapy by John Wayne Bobbitt
The Urinalysis - By P. P. Inacupp
The Usenet Oracle:  Virtual Reality's Answer to Miss Manners on Acid
The Usenet vulture,/Cancelmoose, has unbounded/Appetite for Spam
The Utney Reader editorial board - Tom on scummy guys
The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book
The V-Shaped diamond encrusted mummy thing - Crow
The VAX is down and won't be up,
The VINCE VAN PATTY-MELT - Crow on deli menu
The VINCENT VAN PATTY-MELT. -- Crow T. Robot
The Valdez was steered by a Windows program.
The ValvolineCumminsDieselFordThrundebird ran great!
The Vampire Express Card: don't leave the tomb without it!
The Van Patten Project! - Crow's conspiracy theory
The Vatican Express Card.  Don't leave Rome without it
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born. --Elayne Boosler
The Veil Shall Not Be Lifted.
The Veil Shall Not Be Lifted.
The Velcronomicon:  A grimoire that sticks with you
The Veloci-Rabbits are flanking us!
The Video Machine makes the Toaster obsolete!
The Virgin Mary in my face oil! - Tom as guy with mirror
The Virgin Mary was an adulteress and Jesus was a bastard!
The Virgin Mary was an adulteress!
The Visitor  - By Enoch Zatador
The Visitors' Supreme Commander, @FN@, is here to make a statement
The Vogon Constructor Fleet coasted away into the inky st
The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky
The Vogons are NOT the worst poets in the Galaxy, and I can prove it.
The Voice of America (1990's Style)..."WHERE'S MY E-MAIL?"
The Voice of One Crying In The Wilderness !!
The Voice of the Furries: Fox Populi
The Voice of the Turtle was heard in the land
The Void - By M. T. Ness
The Volehunters are the most violent, heavily armed and popular band in history. --Dax, SN
The Volkswagen Bug- 58 years in the making, and still going strong!
The Volunteer's Guidebook  - By Linda Hand
The Vorlons use organic technology. Sheridan
The Vorlons?  I don't know what can pose a threat to them - G'kar.
The Vortex was okay... but AFTERWARD! -Zaphod
The Voyager is built for action, and built for speed.
The Voyager? Toilet seat. Horseshoe crab. Salamander. Heart of Gold
The Vulcan Death Grip causes the Bajoran Death Chant.
The Vulcans ATE my homework. (Better than Ponn Farr)
The Vulcans stole my homework.  Then they ate Nog.  --  Jake
The Vulcans were using a primitive device. - O'Brien
The W-H-E-E-L-S are in M-O-T-I-O-N! (Jerry)
The WARPER strikes back
The WB? the Wimpy Boys? the Wet Bananas? The Weird Butt? - F!
The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola)
The WINDOWS Everready Bunny: It's still loading
The WIZ! is -not- mad. Kerplunk, kerplunk, fizzwibbly, ferrrrrtang.
The WIZ! suggests if you cant 'fumble' it out, RTFM
The WORLD is my ashtray
The WWF is running on DIESEL POWER!
The WWF is to sports what Spam is to meat!
The WWF is to wrestling what Spam is to meat!
The WWF:  There's nothing old or artificial here!
The Wages of Sin DOUBLES your disk space!
The Wages of Sin is Death; But The Gift of God Is Eternal Life Through Jesus Christ !!
The Wally Succubus's over on Oak Street? - Crow
The War On Drugs is a War on our Rights!
The War On Drugs is the greatest threat EVER to the Bill of Rights.
The War On Drugs: the greatest threat the Bill of Rights has ever seen.
The War on Drugs - America's latest Vietnam.
The War on Drugs has become the War on Liberty
The War on Drugs has become the War on Teenagers
The War on Drugs is Lost!  ABBA is available on CD!
The War on Drugs is just a small part of the War on the United States Constitution
The War on Poverty is over.               Poverty won.
The Warbird doesn't look to have sustained any damage at all.-Geordi
The Warfare equivalent of swatting a bug
The Warp energy symposium was fascinating. - Geordi
The Warrent Commission's Search For Truth
The Watchers Out Of Time
The Watchtower plants rotten trees which bear evil fruit.
The Water Diviner  - By Hazel Fork
The Watergate Principle: Government corruption will always be reported in the past tense
The Wave... The totally cool way to do mail!
The Way Things Are Going They're Gonna Crucify Me
The Way Things Ought To Be.  Still #1!
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The Weasel's ultimate jammer was a 500 pound bomb.. - EWO Leo Miller
The Weather Bureau is a non-prophet organization.
The Weather is here, I wish you were Beautiful!!
The Web is not the real world. It usually doesn't even resemble the real world
The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble
The Web site you seek cannot be located but
The Welsh do it very sparingly.
The Welsh dw ytt wyttht ysngg vwls.
The Werewolf, Middleweight Champ -- UCWF.r
The West is hell on women and horses
The Whalers should apply their bar fighting abilities to hockey!
The Wheel of Morality adds educational value.... -- Yakko
The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and go,
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills. &lt;many&gt;
The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
The White House:  New Home of the Whopper!
The White House: The new home of the Whopper!!!
The Whole Earth is Full of His Glory !!
The Whole Justice System Is Rife With Injustice
The Whole Sky Can Be Yours With A Satellite Dish
The Whole World's On Backorder!!!
The Whole of Tokyo in ruins.... -Hikaru
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The Wild Child BBS - Moving to Beaverton this summer!!
The Will of God is the sanctuary of ignorance.  Spinoza
The William Tell Overture - Do they call it that because of the Lone Ranger?
The Windows Energizer Bunny-it's still loading!
The Windows Energizer Bunny:  It's still loading, and loading
The Windows Energizer Bunny: It's STILL loading!  And loading
The Windows Eveready Bunny: It's still loading
The Windows Mail Reader
The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!
The Windows95 Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading
The Wisdom of Age is to be aware of the Foolishnes
The Wisdom of Dan Qualye - 347 pages, all blank
The Wishbook lives!
The Wit And Wisdom Of Chico Marx - By Y. A. Duck
The Wizard of Oz...The First SYSOP.
The Wizard rules, OZ!
The Wizard says..             "Go Away..!"
The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook [Melissa Garber?]
The Woman From AUNT...Solo's antithesis.
The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I got one for my beer-gut brother-in-law.
The Woods Are Lovely, Dark And Deep ...., But I Have Promises To Keep
The Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
The Woody Allen Story - Tom on 'Date With Your Family'
The Word Pet is Spelled Wrong--It Should Be L-O-V-E.
The Word Was Made Flesh, And Dwelt Amoung Us !!
The Word of God is the Will of God
The Word steals men's souls, while the sword only kills their bodies. - Ulric Wolfshead
The Words of the Prophets are written on the BBS walls
The Works Of Leo Tolstoy - By Warren Peace
The World Owes Me Your Living." - Liberal theme song
The World Wide Web - Man, that must be one damn big spide
The World crowns sucess, but God crowns faithfullness..,
The World is Flat!--Class of 1491.
The World is coming to an End. Please log off properly.
The World is flat again. It's on screen!
The World is made of Glass - Morris West
The World of Susie Wong, C.P.A. - Crow
The World's Best Recipes - By Gus Tatorial
The World's Deadliest Joke - By Theophilus Punoval
The World's Dullest Subject:  Somebody else's diet.
The World's Last Days  - By D. N. Izneer
The World's Third Dullest Subject:  Special Interest Liberation.
The World's Your Lobster - Hilda Ogden
The World, a film which men devise--Jim Morrison
The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers.
The Worlds not passing me by, its running right over me
The Wormhole Entities don't have to suffer with waking up on Mondays!
The Wright Bothers weren't the first to fly.  They were just the first not to crash
The Wright Brothers had little to do with _this_ activity!!
The Writers Must Be Borgs! -- Story Concept Integrity is Irrelevant.
The Wyld is dying.  Man is killing her. -- Jalisha, Black Fury
The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn -- Aether-Tongue
The X - Files have been closed, Agent Mulder. - Skinner
The X - Files presented in |)(| DOLBY SURROUND where available
The X Files: Deny Everything
The X Files: The Truth Is Out There
The X Files: Trust No One
The X server is probably the biggest program that doesn't do anything for you
The X-Files:  "Deny Everything."
The X-Files:  "Government Denies Knowledge."
The X-Files:  "I want to believe."
The X-Files:  "The truth is out there."
The X-Files:  "Trust no one."
The X-Files:  Deny Everything.
The X-Files:  Government Denies Knowledge.
The X-Files:  The Truth Is Out There.
The X-Files:  Trust No One.
The X-Files: "Apology is Policy"
The X-Files: "They may be listening."
The X-Files: Apology is Policy
The X-Files: Deny Everything.
The X-Files: EL 'AANLLGOO 'AHOOT'E.
The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge.
The X-Files: The truth is out there.
The X-Files: Trust no one.
The X-Men didn't come here to perpetuate the slaughter
The X-Men vs. The X-Men (Again) with special guests... The X-Men!
The X-Tags: Deny everything... except your love of taglines
The X.P.S.R.L. The Immortal Still Lives!
The XDC Tagline Collection � Compiled by Dan Cerman
The Yankee spies are looking for my ancestors!
The Yankee's right: let's get the Big Boy in here. Sonny
The Year my country broke
The Yellow River by I. P. Freely
The Yellow Stream, by I. P. Daley
The Young Conservatives from Sirius B, are they here?
The Young Gladys Crabbits Chronicles - Mike
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