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S  p  a  c  e  d   o  u  t
S $50,000 when you die
S & M Gym ...  We'll WHIP you into shape
S & M: Means never having to say "I'm Sorry"
S & M: You always hurt the one you love.
S E N S U R R O U N D ! !
S E X          is a real attention grabber.
S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! - Russsian Christmas
S S S S <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
S T  R  E   T    C    H     E     D       O     U      T
S is for "Sir, I object, I am NOT a merry man!!"
S is for STORY!
S met ing's hap ening t  my k ybo rd
S not inabliity, and you can do anything you believe
S#$t!, What are you doing!? Just hitting the fan.
S&L robbed ... thieves make off with millions in IOUs!
S&L robbed ... thieves make off with millions in IOUs!
S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings!
S&M + Necrophelia = Tie & Die
S&M means never having to say you are sorry
S&M's candies: they taste HORRIBLE!  But I like 'em!
S&M. It's much better to give than receive!
S&W LadySmith, The Ultimate in Feminine Protection
S' - the Univeral Offline Reader/Editor (Quick
S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks
S'cuse me.......'ave you got a light? :-Q
S'good thing women prefer the simple things in life.
S'hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.
S'il existait des billets de zero franc, j'en donnerais a ceux a qui je
S'matter, Emma, don'tcha trust me? - Capt Sternn
S*CK IT!  -Degeneration X
S*W*I*P*E Taglines? Of course! A few, a page, an entire Conference
S*W*I*P*E*D, Assimilated, The Copies are being sent out! ROTFLMAO!!!
S*x is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question.  "Yes" is the answer
S*x on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
S-E-T  Y-O-U-R  E-M-O-T-I-O-N-S  F-R-E-E  !-!-!
S-s-s-s-s-H brain dead people alert!
S. Nicks - living proof fingernails on a chalkboard can win a Grammy.
S...T...A...N...D (new word) B...A...C...K...STAND BACK? [CRASH]
S.E.O.: Sucker Expoitation Officer.
S.E.X>....Socaly acceptable forplay
S.E.X>....Socaly acceptable forplay
S.L.A.V.E. = Sexually Livid And Very Erotic
S.N.A.G. Tag #3: "I wish I could have periods too!"
S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to
S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to be pregnant.
S.O.S.  A distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf
S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents.
S.O.S. ...An Army acronym for "chips on a disk".
S.O.S., Save our System ?!
S.O.S: Save our SysOp???
S.R.A.C. Centre de Quebec - R.A.S.C. Quebec Centre
S.T.A.N.D.             B.A.C.K.           Scotty STV
S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV
S.U.R.E. - Support Unrestricted Reality Exposure
S.W. LA -- where the chemicals meet the water
S.W.: Bought a decaffeinated coffee table.You can't even tell
S.W.: If our knees were bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
S.W.: It's a small world...But I wouldn't want to paint it
S.W.: Just the other day...No! That wasn't me
S.W.: You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
S.W.A.K.:  Sealed with a kiss or a whack on the ass?
S.W.A.L.K - Sealed With A Loving Keyboard!
S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
S/M sulhanen kantoi vaimonsa kipukynnyksen yli
S/M.......................A postal term meaning Slow Mail
S/M..A postal term meaning Slow Mail
S/he's doing the tongue-thing again! -- Laurie, Barb or Dave
S=)     Smily with one ear flopping down
SA-INT = Saatanasti Aamuja It{isen Naapurin T{hden!
SA-ITS 903  CONSOLE 81 FREE. 14:56:43
SA: Store Anywhere
SAAB            Same As A Buick
SAAB            Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB            Such An Arrogant Bastard!
SAAB            Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB        - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SAAB  - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB: Send Another Auto Back
SAAB: Stupid Arrogant A**hole Babies
SAAB: Such An Arrogant Bore
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Auto Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Are Best
SAAVIK:  He's (Kirk) so human!  SPOCK:  Nobody's perfect.
SAAVIK:  We're (in) over our heads.
SACRILEG.OUS detected:  Lightning bolt? (Y/N)
SAD: Search And Destroy
SADAM needs a FIBER 1 diet
SADD: Students Against Drug Deprivation.
SADDAM SPELLED BACKWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there.
SAFE SEX? When her husband's out of town
SAFESEX.ZIP is a TROJAN!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
SAI: Skip All Instructions
SAIL HACKERS do it with [control]
SAIL HACKERS follow the procedure
SAIL HACKERS have high service levels.
SAIL hackers do it with [Control].
SAIL hackers follow the procedure.
SAIL hackers have high service levels.
SAILORS are best on the sheets.
SAILORS do it ad nauseam
SAILORS do it after cruising the seven seas
SAILORS get blown off shore.
SAILORS like to be blown
SAINT(n): a dead sinner, revised and editted.
SAINT, A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAINT, n. A dead sinner, revised and edited. AB, DD
SAINT:  [n] A dead sinner revised and edited.
SAK: Snooze At Keyboard
SALARY.COM system interrupted. Get a job.
SALE! - $64,362.69 of NEW computer equipment... NOW $37.95!
SALES PEOPLE have a way with their tongues.
SALESPEOPLE push harder.
SALESPEOPLE use high-pressure techniques.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to
SALVATION -- Don't leave Earth without it
SAM requires a human host. -- Malcolm Austin
SAMMY DAVIS JR. - Eye be tapped out!
SAMOAN: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
SAMPLE IT!
SAMPLE: Proof of induction without proof of induction
SAMPO!!!!!!!
SAMUEL CLEMENS -  -30-
SAMUEL COLT - Western Piece
SANDWICH: A faulty attempt to make two ends meat
SANITY is not part of current Fidonet membership requirements
SANITY.SYS corrupt.  MIND lost.
SANTA - An anagram for SATAN?
SANTA CLAUS does it at the North Pole.
SANTA CLAUS does it down the chimney.
SANTA CLAUS does it in your stockings.
SANTA CLAUS does it once a year.
SANTA CLAUS does it with elves.
SANTA CLAUSE: Killed in Vietnam
SANTA ROSA MAN DENIES|HE COMMITED SUICIDE IN|SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO
SANTA'S ELVES: Bunch of subordinate Clauses
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
SARGE: Child killer? It's you or her...just do it!
SARTRE: (Statement has no purpose)
SAS - Sex And Satisfaction (Scandanavian Air Service)
SAS: Show Appendix Scar
SAS: Sit And Spin
SASS  Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
SAST = Sysops * Against * Stupid * Taglines *
SASU - Sysops against Stupid Users
SATANIC (n): Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC (say tan' ik) n.  Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like
SATANIC = Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like!
SATANIC NURSES:  Health care from Hell.
SATANIC:  (n) Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANIC: Anything a Fundy doesn't like
SATANIC: Anything a fundy doesn't understand.
SATANIC; n:  Anything a fundamentalist Christian doesn't like.
SATANISM:  Sneppah tihs.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED       [Manufacturer's (upon cashing your check)]
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED...We'll send you another copy if it fails
SATTINGER'S LAW - It works better if you plug it in.
SATURDAY THE 14TH activates Saturday 14th
SATURN          Sexy Alternative To Ugly Regurgative Nipponese.
SAUCE, n.  The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment.
SAVE : Impossible on my salary.
SAVE BILL!!! I like him just the way he is!!! - B.Weakley
SAVE THE NOCTURNALS!
SAVE THE SKEETS
SAVE THE WHALES!  Get the whole set!
SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out o
SAVE...SAVE...SAVE... Some day I may get to cooking all these recipes!
SAX PLAYERS are horny.
SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones.
SAY IT, don't spray it.
SB>Anybody got any "Ace Ventura" tags?  Or for that matter any Jim
SB>Anybody got any "Ace Ventura" tags?  Or for that matter any Jim
SB?L567!: Go directly to Bowser!
SBB: Store in Bit Bucket
SBBS: The Best BBS in the World - But no where else
SBC: The Network for Sensible People.
SBD: Silent But Deadly.
SBD: Silent But Deadly.
SBE: Swap Bits Erratically
SBF: Skip on Bitbucket Full
SBL........Struck By Lightnin
SC            Steering Committee
SC0 UNiX was made by a SADiST!
SC: Scramble Channels
SC: Shred Cards
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
SCA members have archaic and eat it too!
SCA...A dream for some, a KNIGHTmare for others
SCABBARD(n): non-union poet
SCAN 9.17 V106: Found WINDOWS [Win]  Remove it? [Y/n]
SCAN V Warning- Clinton.Com failed integrity check!
SCAN V2.00 The Cal Webster Virus was found.  Delete? (Y/y)
SCAN V2.00 The [@TOLAST@] Virus was found.  Delete? (Y/n)
SCAN V99 Report:  "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)"
SCAN-V WARNING: CLINTON.COM FAILS INTEGRITY CHECK
SCAN: Windows found! Press any key to erase.
SCAN: Windows found. Automatically purging virus!!
SCARLETT O'HARA - Fiddle De Dead
SCAdians know all the knight moves.
SCB: Spindle Card and Belch
SCCA: Short Circuit on Correct Answer
SCCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  *THUMP!!*
SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!  - Ken Thompson
SCD: Shuffle and Cut Dec
SCENES WE'D LIKE: Holy DNA, Batman! You gave me AIDS!
SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED
SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
SCEU: Simulate Correct Execution, Usually
SCH: Slit Cards Horizontal
SCHEDULED: Hoped for
SCHOOL-AGE - Old enough to know better.
SCHROEDINGER - There may or may not be a cat in here with me.
SCHUBERT didn't finish it.
SCHUMER: Satan's Charles Has Undermined My Earthly Rights
SCHUSSTAFFEL!!!!
SCHWING!!!
SCI: Shred Cards Immediate
SCIENCE: What and how. RELIGION: Who and why
SCIENCE: What and how. RELIGION: Who and why.  Different roles.
SCIENTISTS discovered it.  
SCIENTISTS do it experimentally
SCIENTISTS do it with plenty of research
SCM: Set for Crash Mode
SCNR = Sorry, could not resist
SCOM: Set Cobol-Only Mode
SCORE! Monkeys: one.  Humans: zero.
SCORE:   Monkeys: 1    Humans: 0
SCORES  Musicians do it aurally.
SCORES  Musicians do it in time.
SCOTS RULE, OCH AYE!
SCOTSMEN do it with amazing grace
SCOTSMEN just do it.
SCOTT:  (Speaking to the turbo lift) Up your shaft
SCOTT:  Do you not know a jail break when you see one?
SCOTT:  He's (Kirk) in a wee bit of a snit,  isn't he?
SCOTT:  He's (Spock) dead already!
SCOTT:  What ever you say, Sir.  Thy will be done
SCOTT: The more plumbing, the easier to stop up the drain
SCOTTY:  Where is the darn anti-matter inducer?
SCOTTY:  Would you care for a wee nip of Scotch whiskey?
SCOTTY: He's (Kirk) in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?
SCOTTY: He's (Spock) dead already!
SCOTTY: I think you gave me too much time, Captain
SCOTTY: If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!
SCP: SCatter Printer
SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!- Oscar the Grouch
SCREECH TWWWPPPTT! ACK! ACK! HUUMM:  386 going Turbo.
SCREEN SAVERS ARE COOL
SCREW YOU! <--- The official new motto of the Democratic Party
SCREWDRIVER: Who takes an crazy man to another crazy man.
SCROLL...the electronicless tobacco of choice on the Net.
SCROLL...the electronicless tobacco of choice on the Net.
SCROTUM........................A small planet near Uranus
SCROTUM..A small planet near Uranus
SCRRC: SCRamble Register Contents
SCS: Spurious Cold Start
SCSI - Interface most preferred by ugly women!
SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991
SCSI drive, Shaken, Not Stirred.
SCSI people, SCSI places
SCSI users, unite!  Beware the March of IDEs!
SCSI: System Can't See It
SCST: Switch Channel to Star Trek
SCTR: Stick Card To Reader
SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper.
SCUBA diving:  so many bodies of water, so little money!
SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions
SCUD Light!  Misses the spot every time
SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
SCUD Lite Beer: Drink 15 and maybe they will hit you
SCUD Lite Beer: Drink 15 before maybe they hit you
SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
SCUD: (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections.
SCULLEY:  The angel Lucifer's corporate cousin and Pepsi drinker.
SCULPTOR: A chip of the old block
SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off.
SCULPTORS do it with clay.
SCV, and humbly proud of it.
SD            Stardate
SD: Scramble Directory
SD: Self Destruct
SD: Slip Disk
SDC: Spool Disk to Console
SDD: Scratch Disk and Die
SDD: Seek and Destroy Data
SDD: Spin Disk Dry
SDDB: Snap Disk Drive Belt
SDE: Solve Differential Equations
SDF Main Gun Card,10 red mana.Tap to Bury enemy Zentraedi Fleet Card.
SDI: Self Destruct Immediate
SDIA htiw elpoep ton ,SDIA thgiF
SDJ: Send all Data to Japan
SDL: Shift Disk Left
SDLI: Shift Disk Left Immedite
SDM: Search and Destroy Memory
SDP : Sexually Diverse Person
SDP: Search and Destroy Pointer
SDR: Shift Disk Right
SDR: Slam Down Rondo [worst soda ever made]
SDRAWKCAB DELLATSNI MOR YALPSID TXET  :RORRE
SDRAWKCAB KNIHT
SDRAWKCAB is backwards spelled backwards.
SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards.
SDRI: Shift Disk Right Immediate
SDS: Sort of Do Something
SDS: Stardock Systems.  Lowest Prices!
SE!!...Now that I have your attention!
SEA STAGE: Lunge Fish and Flopsy Fish
SEAN!!!  Don't forget the noise filter!!!!!!
SEAN!!!  Thanks for the noise filt. NO CARRIER
SEAN!!!  You want your noise filter back?
SEARCH SENILE.COM    File found...    Out of Memory
SEARCHING database...no tagline available on this topic
SEARS VIRUS - Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks
SEASON TICKETS: OPRAH MAVEN(l)
SEAT BELT: Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper
SEATTLEites don"t tan ... they rust !
SEB: Stop Eating and Burp
SECAM: - Sans Experience Contre Les Americains
SECAM: - System Even Crappier than American Method
SECOND COMING (def): When Mom sends Jesus back to take out the trash
SECOND FIDDLES do it vilely
SECOND LAW OF DECISION MAKING: Any decision is better than no decision
SECOND MARRIAGE:  The triumph of hope over experience. --Samuel Johnson
SECOND amendment, but maybe the FIRST domino
SECRET: Something you tell one person at a time
SECRETARIAT - I've fallen and I can't Giddyup
SECRETARIES do it 9 to 5
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.
SECULAR HUMANISM: The only state approved religion.
SECURITY!  It's not just a job...It's a major yawn
SECURITY: TED  [found on the album cover of Ted Nugent's Damn Yankees]
SEE ,I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
SEE??  I told you not to invite the cows in for a few drinks!!
SEEK ERROR: (Abort, Retry, Fail, Enee, Meanee, Minee, Moe
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
SEEK ye first the kingdome of God
SEEN-BY: 260/433 480 270/101 280/1 396/1 3615/50 51
SEFEB: Siddig El Fadil Estrogen Brigade.
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows
SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes.
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move.
SEISMOLOGY CENTER GROUNDBREAKING TODAY <Frank & Ernest>
SEIZED my VESSEL! SEIZED my VESSEL!
SEIZURE:   Roman governor
SELECT any_woman FROM yearbook WHERE hitched = 'false'
SELECT brunette FROM phone_book WHERE status = 'single'
SELF-ESTEEM, n.  An erroneous appraisement.
SELF-EVIDENT, adj.  Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
SELF-IMPROVEMENT: RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
SELF: The free will run Riot!
SELFISH - Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others
SELFISH(n):devoid of consideration4selfishness of others
SELFISH, adj.  Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
SEMANTICISTS do it with meaning
SEMANTICS: Does it have anything to do with "reproduction"?
SEMEN............................Another word for sailors
SEMEN..Another word for sailors
SEMI-VIRGIN A girl who tried it once and didn't like it.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  How To Go Shopping With A Women Without Getting Lost.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  How To Stay Awake After Sex.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  Male Bonding  Leaving Your Friends At Their Homes
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  Real Men Ask For Directions.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous.
SEMINAR FOR MEN:  You: The Weaker Sex.
SEMINAR FOR WOMEN:  How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Combating stupidity
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  How NOT to act younger than your children
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  How to Stay Awake After Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Male bonding - Leaving your friends at HOME
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Overcoming selective deafness
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  We do NOT want sleazy lingerie for Christmas.
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  You - The Weaker Sex
SEMINARS FOR MEN:  You Too Can Do Housework
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Communicating is not saying  Oh, nothing.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: Girl Talk - How not to giggle like a 3 year old.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How NOT to act more spoiled than your children.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to say what you mean with using allusions.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: How to stay awake during sex.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: If you really try, you CAN fall asleep without it.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: The remote control - Overcoming your dependency.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: We do NOT want to sacrifice fun for "culture".
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN: You too, can check your own engine.
SEMINARS:  From 'semi' and 'arse', hence, any half-assed discussion
SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!!
SENATORS do it on the floor
SEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!
SEND MONEY - I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!!!
SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!!
SEND MONEY, I NEED TO GO ON VACATION!
SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept.
SENILE PSYCHIC: deja vu and amnesia at the same time!
SENILE.COM cannot be run...  Out of memory
SENILE.COM found - Out of memory!
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .    
SENILE.COM found . once again . hi folks . I just want to say hello
SENILE.COM found ... Dang! ... What was I supposed to do?
SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
SENILE.COM loaded...BEEP.. . . . Out Of Memory
SENILE.EXE found.... Out Of Memory Error
SENILE.SYS found.  Not enough memory
SENILE.SYS found... Out Of Memory
SENILE: Having a mind like a steel sieve.
SENNA (n) A bad piece of music Hurts ears.
SENNA (n) A seasoned rookie. See "silly".
SENNA:  [n] A bad piece of music ... Hurts ears
SEOB: Set Every Other Bit
SEP - Someone Elses Problem
SEPARATED AT BIRTH?!: Rush Limbaugh and Joseph Goebbels
SEPERATED AT BIRTH?: Rush Limbaugh and the Pilsbury Doughboy?
SEPTIC:Sexual Enjoyment Program To Include Carefulness.
SERB-CROATIAN: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
SERGEANTS do it privately
SERIAL KILLER LOOSE, CAPT CRUNCH FOUND DEAD
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
SERVO'S CAREER HITS SKIDS!  CRIX NIX BOT'S PIX!
SERVO-CROWATION BOY - Joel's super hero
SESUR: Sing Elvis Songs Until he Returns
SET A COURSE FOR HOME.... ENGAGE!
SET BUGS OFF ; DO WHAT I WANT ; QUIT
SET COLDBEER.CAN=C:\FRIDGE
SET DEVICE=EXXON to mess up your environment
SET DOPE MODE=OFF
SET OZONE=CLOSE, do enviroment varibles work?
SET PATH=Bookshelf;DeskDrawer;Closet;BoxUnderBed;GarbageCan
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEWINDOWTHATCRASHEDOKAY?
SET RESTART_OBJECTS=DON'T_RESTART_THE_ONE_THAT_CRASHED!
SET THEORISTS do it in groups.
SET THEORISTS do it with cardinals
SET TWIT=SYSOP  @#^&%#$ NO CARRIER
SETEC Astronomy <=> Too Many Secrets  (Sneakers)
SETI: Silly Effort To Investigate. -Stanton Friedman
SETI? We haven't found *TERRESTRIAL* intelligence yet!
SETUP:  Windoze's bellybutton, a retractable outie.
SEVENTY-SOMETHING THINGS TO FILL YOUR TIME 37. Leave a trail of bottle caps
SEX <check one>  Male [ ]  Female [ ]  All the time [ ].
SEX <check one> Male_ Female_ Either_ All the time_
SEX (Check One) MALE___  FEMALE___  All the Time___
SEX APPEAL:50% of what you have & 50% of what people THINK you have.
SEX HAS 2 PURPOSES: orgasm and reproduction. I LOVE IT!
SEX IS ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
SEX LINES?  oh.. you mean SIX LINES, why didn't ya say so
SEX ON TV HAS TO GO! <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> I keep falling off!
SEX ON TV? I swore you said sects, sorry.
SEX and eggs are best when they are fresh...(and hot!)
SEX can be addictive... be careful Wayne!
SEX is DIRTY, but only when it is done RIGHT!
SEX is a misdemeanor, da more I miss, da meaner I get.
SEX is like air, It's only a big deal if you don't get any
SEX is only DIRTY if done PROPERLY with SHOES ON!
SEX!  There, I said it. -- Sheila Bungee
SEX! Now that I have your attention!
SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!
SEX! SEX! SEX!....Now that I have your attention
SEX!!  (Now that I have your attention..)
SEX!!! (now that I've got your attention!)
SEX, the breakfast of champions !
SEX-ALITY: Kitana and Mileena have their mouths in a different place!
SEX.  (Just checking; you may resume reading)
SEX: ( )Male  ( )Female  ( ) Yes
SEX: ( )Male  ( )Female  ( ) Yes (*) Not tonight!
SEX: ( )Male  ( )Female  ( )Yes  (*)NONE OF THE ABOVE
SEX: A misdemeanor... de more I miss, de meaner I get!
SEX: Set EXecution register
SEX: Sign EXtend
SEX: The most successful late night production.
SEX:(M)ale, (F)emale, (A)ll the time, (H)uh?
SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous
SEX? Is that a new operating system?
SEXIST GENEALOGIST: Person Who Looks for Missing and Kissing Cousins!
SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped
SEXX, DRUGXX and REXX 'n' ROLL
SEdit 1.1a #1012 X Awesome Combo! X
SEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
SF            Starfleet, Science Fiction
SF International Airport? I sheet-rocked that place-Frank
SF Security: "Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die."
SF is that which we point at when we say,"Whut the hell IS that?"
SF resembles quick-sand. Once you get stuck, there's no way out
SF stretches from one end of my mind to the other
SF za telepate:'Ma znas na sta mislim'.
SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> LM> RW> DL> CS> Stop quoting this!
SF-Quick/BW - The QWK & Blue Wave Offline Mail Door for Spitfire!
SF-fubs collection Agency: We go where you've gone before!!!
SF=Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction, Serious Fantasy
SFA           Star Fleet Academy
SFA: Seek Financial Assistance
SFAME : Still the Best Full Screen Message Editor for Spitfire.
SFB           Star Fleet Battles
SFB: F&E: "second line?" ".. uh yah... got this B10 ..right here"
SFB: Make him play your game. Don't play his. - Deth O'Kay
SFB: Never fight a battle you do not have to win - Ardak Kumerian
SFB: Prime Directive ? ...this is a GAME buddy
SFB: Reserve power is the heart and soul of SFB - Steven Petrick
SFB: Speed is Life.
SFB: When in doubt Overload. When in trouble Retrograde - Cadet Kaufman
SFBC            Science Fiction Book Club
SFC           Star Fleet Command
SFH: Set Flags to Half-mast
SFLA                  Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFP: Send For Pizza
SFR: Send For Reinforcements
SFT: Stall For Time
SFTT: Strip Form Tractor Teeth
SFU           Star Fleet Universe
SFUTI 3.16  (Unregistered)
SFX           Special Effects
SG: Show Garbage
SGD: Spin and Granulate Disks
SGT Schultz of Borg - "I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!"
SGT. SPIKE & LEATHER WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SH-wait; It gets better. --Robin Williams
SHAB: SHift A Bit
SHABM: SHift A Bit More
SHAKE WELL.
SHAKES the CLOWN 2 with Janet Reno as Shakes & Chuck Schumer as Clown.
SHAKES the CLOWN II - Janet Reno is Shakes & Chuck Schumer is a Clown
SHAKESPEARE - To be or not to be is no longer the question
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question.
SHAMAN: Truth in labeling at last!
SHAMPOO:  For those that can't afford the real stuff
SHAMROCK: Cubic zirconia.
SHAMROCK: Synthetic gemstone.
SHARE the joy, steal a tag line
SHAREWARE PROGRAMMERS let you try it for free.
SHAREWARE, def. 2:  Software containing rules for kindergarten.
SHAREWARE:  What we do with our files anyway.
SHAREWARE_SUPPORT!!
SHARON TATE -- Arrividerci, Roman
SHARP       as a bowling ball
SHATNER.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot character? (Y/N/Q)
SHATNER: ON THE WING! IT WAS HORRIBLE! IT WAS...A CRITIC!
SHATNER: WILL I EVER BE A GOOD ACTOR?  DEVIL MACHINE: NO.
SHAVEN YAKS ARE COOL
SHB: Stop and Hang Bus
SHCD: SHuffle Card Deck
SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!! --Pumbaa
SHEBA SQUEALS!!!                             {Just checking, Shebers...}
SHEEP do it when led astray
SHEEP(n):interactive tampon for an elephant
SHEESH!   But I was only trying to help!
SHELL:  A way to get to DOS when you really shouldn't be there.
SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME! -- The Crow
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Elementary
SHEZ is this a four letter word??
SHHH! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet: I'm hunting FOREBEARS! E.Fudd.
SHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm huntin' Forebears!
SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS!
SHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS
SHIELD.SYS not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)urrender?
SHIFT COLORS - SHIFT COLORS!
SHIFT COLORS - SHIFT COLORS!  USS Thanatos is now underway
SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
SHIFT TO THE LEFT! SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN, n. a body part used to find furniture in the dark
SHIN: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
SHIN: Device for stopping pucks.
SHIRLEY McLAINE - I'll Be Right Back
SHIRTS FOR MEN WITH MINOR FLAWS
SHL! SHR! POP AX! PUSH AX! DB! DB! DB!
SHOCKING TRUTH:  50% of all people are below average
SHON: Simulate HONeywell CPU [permanent no-op]
SHOOT HIM NOW!  SHOOT HIM NOW! - Daffy Duck
SHOOT ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
SHOOT ME NOW! SHOOT ME NOW! <BLAM!> You're ditthpicable!
SHOOT ME NOW! SHOOT ME NOW! <BLAM!> You're ditthpicable!
SHOOT ME NOW!!!! SHOOT ME NOW!!!! <BLAM!> You're ditthpicable!>Daffy
SHOOT THE PUCK!!!
SHOOT THE TUBES, DOGMEAT!
SHOOT THEM!!! - Gul Dukat
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND NEUTERED.
SHORTCOMING - What can still get you pregnant.
SHORTEST BOOK: 0 Uses Of A Dead Cat
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SHOTGUN WEDDING  .. A case of "wife" or "death"!
SHOTGUN WEDDING ... the case of 'wife' or 'death'.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours
SHOW-OFF---A child who is more talented than yours.
SHP: Solve Halting Problem
SHR: SHift Random
SHRC: SHRed Card
SHREWD: Devious
SHRT: SHRed Tape
SHUBERT didn't finish it
SHUSSTAFFEL!!!
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! - Monty Python
SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU!  DO YOU UNDERSTAND? -- Mr. Buzzcut
SHUT UP asswipe!  you probably score! heh! and you're a DORK!-Beavis
SHUT UP you WHALE EATING MORON!
SHUT UP, PICARD!!! - Q
SHUT YER FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!!!
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!  YOUR TYPE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE!!
SHUTDOWN: (See EFB)
SHUTTERBUG: Great & Powerful Wizard of THE LION'S TALE!
SI!!!.....Splash-Alice
SICILIAN MOB activates after December 31st 1991
SICK LEAVE MUST BE APPROVED SIX WEEKS IN ADVANCE
SICK!  OF!  YOOOOUUUU!  I'M SO SICK, SO SICK OF YOU!
SID: Switch to Infinite Density
SIG           Special Interest Group
SIGN AT NUDIST COLONY - "Clothed for the winter months"
SIGN IN TAILOR'S SHOP: "We're willing to dye for you."
SIGN READS:  Out of Body - be back in five minutes
SIGNALERS do it with frequency till it Hertz.
SILENCE!! --Mufasa
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute
SILICON:  A Foolish prisoner
SILICON: n. Absurd felon.
SILLY RABBIT: TRIXIE R. FORKIDS(l)
SILLY SEASON....Motor racings own soap opera!
SIMBA! DOWN SIMBA!!!! Sheesh.... I lose more mailmen that way
SIMM - Simply Insufficient Memory Module
SIMMS:  (n) Silicon implants for computers.
SIMPSON ALIBI SANDWICH: FULL OF BALONEY AND HARD TO SWALLOW.
SIMPSON.OJ not found or corrupt. Search for *.DNA? [Y/n] -by: RST
SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
SIMULATION HACKERS do it with models
SIMULATORS do it continously & discretely
SIN OF OMISSION:   Any sin that you forgot to commit.
SINCE YOU STARTED PUTTING UP A FIGHT, it's not fun to harass you any more
SINEAD O'CONNOR - Rip once, rip twice, spend eternity on ice
SINGERS do it with microphones
SINGLE : Sexy Individual Not Getting Laid Enough
SIP: Store Indefinite Precision
SIR LANCELOT - Silent Knight
SIR MAX BEERBOHM
SIR to you toilet water guzzling little mama's boys -Crow
SISKO: Do I get a vote?   INTENDANT: Of course. It just doesn't count
SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy. - Wakko
SIT DOWN! SHUT UP! SIT DOWN! SHUT UP! SIT DOWN! SHUT UP!
SITCOM: Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage
SITD            Still in the dark
SIXTY-NINER.................A fottball player from the US
SIXTY-NINER..A fottball player from the US
SJV: Scramble Jump Vectors
SKATERS do it on ice
SKEET SHOOTERS do it 25 times in 9 different positions
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
SKELETONS do it with a bone
SKEPTICS doubt it can be done.
SKEW - Interface between consenting computers
SKID: Die Bannanen Waltzen
SKIER'S MOTTO: "Forget my KNEES! Do something about this gravity!"
SKIERS do it spread eagled
SKIERS do it with poles
SKIERS go down fast.
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
SKILLS %JH3 TAGFILE
SKILLS %JH3 TAGFILESSKIPLIST: Earplugs for your eyes
SKINDIVER: A mosquito
SKIPLIST: Earplugs for your eyes.
SKS: The Minuteman's musket for the 1990's
SKUNKS do it instinctively
SKYDIVE NAKED! (>---====ooo-----o:)A---<
SKYDIVE NAKED! (>---====-----8)---<        X
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.
SKYDIVERS do it at great heights
SKYDIVERS do it in the air
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially
SKYDIVERS go down faster.
SKYDIVERS go in harder
SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute.
SKYDIVERS: Good to the last DROP!
SKYWAY - Surfaced Kinetic Yoke Warping Across Yonder
SL> URA Pagan Redneck if: "Damn Straight!" replaces "Blessed Be"
SL> URA Pagan Redneck if: Your invocation starts with "Y'all"
SL>Here's some more original from my sick little mind
SL-=>Does anyone have nay taglines that joke on Star Trek.
SL-=>ex.) Worf, fire at will, hey where'd Riker go?
SLACK: Get it while you can. - Lhyanna
SLAM! said the door, as I saw Barney on the doorstep.
SLAP! *  Wake up, you're dreaming agin!
SLAP! Daddy told me all about girls like you
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!  #$%!!&^! NO CARRIER
SLAP! Wake up, you're dreaming again!
SLAVES ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO OWN GUNS AT ANY TIME
SLAVES are masters at it.
SLAVES do it for the maters
SLAYER RULZ! Thank you for your time.
SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems.
SLEEP [n]: primary symptom of CDD (Caffeine Deficit Disorder)
SLEEP is for people who can't find the coffee pot
SLEEP(n): petit morte (small death)
SLEEP---What only fathers and bedwetters do soundly.
SLEEP.COM *** Process interrupted. Kill intruder? (Y/N)
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
SLEEP: Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
SLEEP: The karmic payback for inadequate caffeine intake
SLEEP: Totally inadequate substitute for Mountain Dew
SLEEP: What you do to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
SLEEP: that fleeting moment just before the alarm.
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!!
SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP!
SLEEP? I'm a programmer!
SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant.
SLEEPING(n): temporarily comatose
SLEGDE-O-MATIC:  For life's more difficult problems.
SLGH:  Supremely logical godless humans.  -  Marty Leipzip
SLICK:"I'm a shape changer, not a politician... let me rephrase that"
SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE.
SLIDING ZIPPER The last thing a girl hears as a virgin.
SLIME in the ice machine! --Marvin Zindler
SLIME your EZ-READER!!!!
SLIP = Stop Living In Peace (Sobriety loses its priority).
SLIP and PPP put *your* computer directly ON the Internet
SLIP:  (S)obriety (L)oses (I)ts (P)riority
SLJO...Stinking Little Jobs Officer.
SLMR * Dalmations are the best * Adelphi, MD
SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
SLMR 2.1a does everything but think up new taglines!
SLMR 21a -does- work off floppies!
SLMR = (S)ingle (L)ine (M)irth (R)egulator :)
SLMR V1.19: Steal entire message - ALT X
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
SLMR...  Makes you Deluxe users jealous, right?
SLOB(n):{PC}: organizationally-challenged.
SLOBODNO - Cuo se glas iz celije
SLOGAM FOR PENTIUM: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 0.998 The Errata Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 1.9517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.14141414 Well, it's ALMOST a circle.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.998245917 Division Considered Harmful.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 4.9021 We Fixed It, Really.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 6.9831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 7.9414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: Optimized for OS/1.997683
SLOGAN FOR PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOMM WEEK: the right selection, check your erection
SLOTGREED - habit of checking every coin return one passes for change.
SLOVAK: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
SLOVENE: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
SLOW(adv):nudist climbing over a barb-wire fence.
SLP: Sharpen Light Pen
SLTS 1.10  SLTS 1.10  SLTS 1.10  SLTS 1.10 
SLUT: A woman who likes sex but not with You.
SLUT: Someone who gets more sex than you.
SLUT: Will do it with anyone.   BITCH: Will do it with anyone but you
SLiMe EZ-Reader !!  SLiMer's the champ!
SLiMeR, when you care enough to use the VERY best!
SM DOS:  File not found, Mistress- Beat me? <Y/Y>
SM DOS:  LASH.COM not found.  Load CAT09.EXE instead?  <Y/N>
SM DOS:  YOURWISHISMY.COM not found.  Load BOOT.LCK instead?  <Y/N>
SM> Sorry, don't know what that's supposed to mean
SM< RO< RC< SF< GP< WD< KF< JP< MM< BG< JH< MF< stop quoting this.
SM: Sear Memory
SMACK activates any Friday
SMACK! SMACK!  Oh dear, it appears that reality is on the blink again
SMALL BOAT SAILORS do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS do it graphically.
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods.
SMART Drive: What D.C. drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV - "Ya mother wears army boots!"
SMARTDRV - Did you think I wanted a dumb one?
SMARTDRV: What Arizona drivers are incapable of.
SMARTDRV: What Tennessee drivers are incapable of.
SMARTMODEM:  Modem that connects with RIME
SMARTNET - 11/1/09 Charlatan's Cabin (213) 654-7337
SMASH FORHEAD ON KEYBOARD TO CONTINUE
SMASH a key! Any key!
SMB Syndrome:  "Jim, foodtime!"  "Coming, ma... just gonna die first."
SMC: Scramble Memory Contents
SMD: Spontaneous Memory Dump
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT TO ME
SMILE ... God loves you ... but don't screw up
SMILE when you say "Darn Yankee"!
SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!..
SMILE!!! It makes people wonder what you are up to!
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
SMILE(n):lighting system of face&heating system of heart
SMILE, OFFICER -- YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMCORDER
SMILE...It makes people wonder what you are up to!
SMILE...MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING!
SMILE; it's the 2nd best thing I can do with your mouth
SMOKE: conditioning of a scuzzy drive installed by McDoogie <G>
SMOKE?  Not me!  I just get hot under the collar.
SMOKER'S PHLEGM - POUND FOR POUND THE MOST DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE ON EARTH
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
SMOKIN WHISKEY & DRINKIN COCAINE
SMOKIN' is hazardous to your health. <BOOM> - The Mask
SMOKIN' is hazardous to your health. <BOOM> - The Mask
SMOP                  Small Matter Of Programming
SMPTE BUS COMPATABILE     [When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound]
SMR: Skip on Meaningless Result
SMS: Shred Mylar Surface
SMURFS!!  Zillions of them! --Todd, LGD
SMYRNA= Stupid Macho Yahoo Red Necks Association
SNAFU                 Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAFU Raffle: she took a chance on a sofa, and won a baby carriage.
SNAFU-Situation normal, all f---ed up
SNAFU:  Situation Normal: All F****d Up
SNAFU; Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
SNAKES do it in the grass
SNAP YOUR SHUTTER in the PHOTOGRAPHY conference!!!
SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP MURDERED - Cereal Killer still at large!
SNARF: System Normalize And Reset Flags
SNEAKERLOCK: Putting your pants on while wearing shoes
SNIPERS do it with a single shot.
SNM: Show No Mercy
SNNKT! Anyone else care to dance with Wolverine?
SNO: Send Nukes on Overflow
SNOBS do it better than you.
SNORER: Invariably, the one who falls asleep first.
SNORK         Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
SNOW: Best four-letter word in the dictionary.
SNOW: WORST four-letter word in the dictionary!
SNOWBALLS: Cold courage
SO                    Significant Other
SO HARD A CAT COULDN'T SCRATCH IT!!!
SO WHAT ABOUT BOB?
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
SO and cat missing.  Reward for cat.
SO jew WANNA play ROUGH!, Say HayLO to my leetle Friend!, SCAR-FACE
SO! Hell's right THERE - Crow on red light in grave
SO! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
SO!......THIS is how it all ends?! - Sisko
SO'S YER OLD MAN!
SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest.
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with lava
SOAP.COM not running. Delete ALL MY CHILDREN Y/N?
SOAWP: SOlve All the World'd Problems
SOB!  You cracked my Dingus Egg!
SOB. Is that Sweet Old Buzzard?
SOB:  Sitting on Branch; FOB:  Falling off Branch
SOB: Stew On Brew
SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
SOCCER PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
SOCCER PLAYERS have better ball control.
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.   
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with class
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with standard deviations
SOCIOLOGY MAJORS do it with a conscience.
SOCRATES: "I drank WHAT?!"
SOD YOU, THEN. - Death (TCoM)
SOD: Scribble On Disk
SOD: Surrender Or Die
SODA.CAN empty:  Operator shelled out to kitchen
SODOMY...............A special type of fast growing grass
SODOMY..A special type of fast growing grass
SOFT SOAP OFTEN HAS A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF LYE IN IT. -- SALADA TEA
SOFTWARE - What hackers wear under their hardware
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it over and over until they get it right
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it with system
SOFTWARE RELIABILITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer.
SOFTWARE STORE - Frederick's of Hollywood
SOFTWARE TESTERS do it over and over again
SOFTWARE:  Pablum for our little babies.
SOGOTP        Sh*t or get off the pot
SOGOTP.................Sh*t or get off the pot
SOI: Screw O'coin Intentional [personal one]
SOL             Smiling Out Loud (or You're Out of Luck)
SOL           S**t Out of Luck
SOL: Shift On Low
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS can't do it where the sun don't shine.
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it all day
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it with flare.
SOLDIERS IN PEACE ARE LIKE CHIMNEYS IN SUMMER.
SOLDIERS do it in a uniform fashion.
SOLDIERS do it on command.
SOLDIERS do it standing erect
SOLDIERS do it with a machine gun
SOLDIERS do it with shoot
SOLDIERS do shoot it.
SOLDIERS parade it.
SOLICITOR:  female lawyer without her briefs.
SOLITAIRE:  Most used Windoze application
SOLITAIRE:  Most used Windoze application, and the least useful.
SOLITAIRE:  Most used Windoze application..
SOLUTION:  Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY
SOMALIA after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking
SOMEBODY HELP ME! My Keyboard Died!
SOMEBODY WANTS TO KILL ME!!! No, wait, it's for All
SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT!  Oh, sorry, didn't know you had bagpipes
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Can I have that cable back?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "God, I remember that machine"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Have you seen my new magnet?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "I told you so"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Oh, it's only 256k is it?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "RTFM"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER:  "Shall I put the coffee here?"
SOMETHING NOT TO SAY TO A COMPUTER USER: "What happens if I press this?"
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
SOMEbody stop me! - S. Ipkiss
SON and cat missing.  Reward for cat
SON! Quit that, you'll go blind.  Dad, I am over here
SONAR MEN do it aurally.
SONG.TUN not in memory... but if you hum I few bars
SONNET:  the male offspring of a gannet
SOP             Standing Operational Procedures
SOP-Standing Operational Procedures
SOP: Stop and Order Pizza
SOPRANOS do it in unison
SORRY NO ORIGIN
SORRY, I'M DRAIN BAMAGED!!!
SOS, in this situation means..."She's Outta-Sight!".
SOS:  Army talk for Chipped Beef on toast.
SOS: Sign Off, Stupid
SOSing in a vast ocean of bits, bytes and data sharks.
SOT: Sit On a Tack
SOVIET HARDLINE LEADERS do it with tanks
SOW                   Speaking Of Which
SOW; Speaking of which
SOciaL LIfE? Of CoURSe! YoU'rE In THe Perfect PLACe, wROng ConfereNce.
SP: Scatter Print
SPA: Sliding Point Arithmetic
SPACE is a thing computer users never can have enough!
SPAM (n): Acronym for Snake, 'Possum, and Mole.
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
SPAM ... I'll try it again, first thing, in my NEXT life <*yucck*>
SPAM = Satan's Power as Meat
SPAM LOVERS COME OUT OF YOUR CLOSETS!
SPAM SLIME IS AN APHRODISIAC
SPAM SPAM SPAM EGGS SPAM SPAM AND SPAM.
SPAM SPAM eggs rice SPAM/not just breakfast anymore/snap crackle plop-pp
SPAM and I ran the/Boston Marathon, but I'm/Tired and SPAM is not
SPAM doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
SPAM enters and leaves/digested, as if unchanged/WYSIWYG food-stuff
SPAM in a can, to/a pan, into the man, and/flushed all down the can
SPAM on the menu.../Do they make it fresh daily?/Or is it just canned?
SPAM radio - for HAM operators only.
SPAM! SPAM ! SPAM!
SPAM(S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM(n): Acronym for Snake 'Possum and Mole.
SPAM(n):Snake Possum And Mole
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, EGGS, SPAM, SPAM AND SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, eggs, and SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, the magical meal.  The more you gag, the better you feel
SPAM, the name disgusts/yet, pink is so enticing/and so, I swallow
SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,BEANS,and SPAM!!!
SPAM...(S)crap (P)ork (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM...[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM...food of the gods!
SPAM:  [S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPAM: (S)crap (P)ork, (A)in't (M)eat
SPAM: (meat)  Squirrels, Possum And Mice
SPAM: Scientifically-Produced Animal Matter
SPAM: Shuggoth Paste and Membranes
SPAM: Silly Putty And Mud
SPAM: Slime Posing As Meat -Jay Leno
SPAM: Soy Sauce, Potatoes, Artichokes, Marmot -Usenet Oracle
SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, Aardvarks, and Moose
SPAM: Squirrels, Possum, And Mice.
SPAM: Subsentient Protoplasm Approximating
SPAM: Swine Parts Atomically Mixed
SPAM: The triumph of technology over taste.
SPAM: stuff phrom a mine
SPAM: swine parts all mashed
SPAM? How did THIS ever get into the Cooking echo?
SPAM[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
SPANDEX: Stretch it... but didn't abuse it!!
SPANISH APRIL FOOLS activates Dec 28th
SPANISH: Feliz Navidad y prospero Ano Nuevo
SPARE TIME - What women with no children have.
SPARROWS do it for a lark
SPAT: Show Passwords on All Terminals
SPB: Simulate Peanut Butter
SPCA--we're here to inquire about the health of Dr. Schroedinger's cat
SPD: SPin Disk
SPDS: Scramble PDS
SPEAKERS do it with pointers
SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
SPECIAL OFFE: R: FREE SEX with any legal marriage to me
SPECIMEN: An Italian astronaut.
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it until it hertz
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it with frequency and intensity
SPEECH COMMUNICATION MAJORS give good oral.
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.   
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS do it orally.
SPEED READ does everything but think up new recipes!
SPEED kills. NOT Shivans. <ac>
SPEED now in 37 states, 14 countries & 5 continents.
SPEED, QUALITY, PRICE: pick any two
SPEEDOMETER: Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper.
SPELL CASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands.
SPELL CHECKER: a game played by magicians.
SPELLCASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands
SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places.
SPELUNKERS do it underground.
SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
SPIES do it under cover
SPIFFY is as SPIFFY does.  -- |\/|ohammed Salami
SPIKE (LEE) spikes SPIKE (TV)—AGAIN!
SPITE:  It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But not by much.
SPITE:  It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. But not by much.
SPITFIRE Shareware
SPLINK: Stupid, Pathetic-Looking, Incredibly Nauseating Kids
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
SPOCK HELP!!  I've Beamed Down and I can't get up
SPOCK's Brain, Elvis' body - think about it.
SPOCK, I though you were dead! I rebooted.
SPOCK, THAT MAN IS A POLITICIAN.  SET PHASERS ON MAIM!
SPOCK:  For everything (Saavik), there is a first time
SPOCK:  I'm afraid I've overshot the mark by one level!
SPOCK:  Jim, life is not "a dream".
SPOCK:  Mr. Sulu, you may indulge yourself.
SPOCK:  Please get a grip on yourself, Doctor.
SPOCK:  Really Dr. McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions.
SPOCK:  Tell her (mother), "I feel fine"
SPOCK:  They're locking phasers
SPOCK:  To hunt a species to extinction is illogical
SPOCK: Captain, we are being scanned!
SPOCK: If we go by the book, hours would seem like days
SPOCK: Jim, life is not a dream.
SPOCK: Klingon vessel now entering quadrant
SPOCK: Scanners and sensors still inoperative
SPOCK:Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! - The Tick
SPORTING: 8 simple letters that have a big meaning
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.   
SPOT!!  COME HERE!! - Worf
SPOTS IN THE DESERT by Squatt & Leavit
SPOTS ON THE BATHROOM WALL by Hu Flung Do
SPOTS ON THE WALL by HOO FLUNG DUNG
SPOTS ON THE WALL by the great Chinese author
SPOUSE ABUSE: Making your husband look at nude centerfolds of Femmi's!
SPREAD EAGLE.............A nearly extinct species of bird
SPREAD EAGLE..A nearly extinct species of bird
SPRINT VIRUS - Periodically runs sound file of a pin dropping
SPRINTERS do it after years of conditioning
SPRINTERS do it in less than 10 seconds
SPS: Set Panel Switches
SPSSS - Society to Promote Schumer as Synonym for $h|thead!
SPSW: Scramble Program Status Word
SPUDRUBBLE - Unclaimed french fries at the bottom of a fast food bag.
SQL - Sex Query Language
SQL PROGRAMMERS do it with relatives (Relational dabasess).
SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE.
SQUARE DANCERS do it in groups of 8 with no sex in all positions
SQUATCHO - The button at the top of a baseball cap.
SQUATTER'S RIGHTS: When the cats take over your sandbox.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! - Tribble to Kirk
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal up to a satellite
SQUISH SQUASH, I was taking a bath
SQUISH SQUASH, I was taking a wash ... on about a Saturday night.
SQWERTY - Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards
SQWERTY:  Computer keyboard sized down for use by children.
SR-71 Blackbird - When you're loaded for purple dinosaur.
SRBO: Set Random Bits to Ones
SRBZ: Set Random Bits to Zeroes
SRC: Select Random Channel
SRC: Select Reader and Chew cards
SRD: Switch to Random Density
SRDR: Shift Right Double Ridiculous
SRO: Sort with Random Ordering
SROS: Store in Read-Only Storage
SRR: Shift Registers Random
SRSD: Seek Record and Scar Disk
SRTC: Stop Real-Time Clock
SRU: Signoff Random User
SRZ: Subtract and Reset to Zero
SS M. Monroe - To Blondly Go Where No One Has Gone Before
SS--POLICE TAG-LINE--DO NOT CROSS--POLICE TAG-LINE--DO NOT CROSS
SSAN: Stop, and See if Anyone Notices
SSB: Scramble Status Byte
SSD: Scramble Segment Directory
SSD: Scratch System Disk
SSD: Stacker Select Disk
SSD: Stop and Scratch Disk [3815]
SSHHH!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!!
SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears!
SSJ: Select Stacker and Jam
SSM: Solve by Supernatural Means
SSM: Stacker Select Memory
SSN: Set Serial Number
SSP: Seek SPindle
SSP: Smoke and SPark
SSSEEEEEEXXXX IIIIIINNNNN  SSSSPPPPAAAACCCEEEEEEE!!!!!
SSSHHHHHH! don't tell anyone..... i occasionally see martin vincent here
SSSSHH!! You don't have to let everybody know! <g>
SSSSTTTTTRRREEEEECCCCHHHHTTTT TTTTAAAAGGGGLLLLLIINNNNEE
SST: Seek and Stretch Tape
SSTV is NOT an acronym!
SSU: Screw the System Users
SSW: Scramble Status Word
SShhoouulldd  eecchhoo  bbee  ooffff??
ST            Star Trek
ST LOUIS, Missouri...... Are you out there?
ST MATTHEW did it passionately.
ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!!
ST malfunction: Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn
ST>Do you have anymore of those TV Truth taglines?  I found em
ST>pretty amusing.
ST-TNG A Space Odyssey: "My God - it's full of Yars!"
ST-TNG is being assimilated by the Neilsons Rating System
ST-TNG..... The Omnitrek Echo!
ST: DS9... Coming soon to a space station near you
ST: DSN... Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
ST: Scratch Tape
ST: Senseless Turbidity
ST: Set and Test
ST: Silly Toy
ST: Sixteen Thirtytwo
ST: Slow Technology
ST: Slow Thing
ST: Still Trying
ST: Stupid Terminal
ST: Superior Technology
ST: Wagon Train in Space.  DS9:  Motel 6 in Space.
ST:DS9.. Coming soon to a space station near you.
ST:DS9: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
ST:DSN - Star Trek: Don't Stop Now!
ST:DSN.....Star Trek:Don't Stop Now!
ST:TNG & DS9 boldly going where no other timeslot has gone before
ST:TNG - To boldly go where @TO@ has gone before!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where Orville Bullitt has gone before!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where TOS has gone before
ST:TNG - We don't need no stinkin' Spock plugs.
ST:TNG Diner - Now Featuring Our All You Can Assimilate SmorgasBORG!
ST:TNG Word Processor  --  Worf for Windows 2.0
ST:TNG, Commercializing the final frontier, before we even get there!
ST:TNG: Good acting; mediocre stories. B Good stories; mediocre acting
ST:TOS: The First Coming of Star Trek!
ST:Voyager junkies.. Next on Geraldo.
STA: STore Anywhere
STACK OVERFLOW . . . I told you not to FLUSH the Buffers!
STACK OVERFLOW: Possible result of a blouse cut too low.
STACK UNDERFLOW: Better shut her down, Scotty. She's suckin' mud again.
STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes.
STAGE HANDS do it in the dark.
STAGE HANDS do it on cue
STAGE HANDS do it on the fly.
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING  alpha:  It compiles!
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING  beta:  It runs on Joe's machine
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING  delta:  It runs on the network
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING  iota:  It crashes with a serial printer
STAGE OF SOFTWARE TESTING  omicron:  As xi, but crashes after printout
STAGNATION(n): a country without women.
STAMP COLLECTORS do it in sets.
STAMP OUT DOPE! IMPEACH CLINTON & GORE!
STAMP OUT TAGLINES
STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets!
STAND BACK! I have a brain and I am not afraid to use it!
STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!! --Evil
STAND for the Truth or you'll FALL for ANYTHING!!!
STAND-UP COMICS do it standing up.
STAR ATLAS: Cleverly recycled painters' drip sheets.
STAR GENERATIONS: THE NEXT NINE DEEP SPACE TREKS!
STAR TRECK XXXXX : PLEASE NO MORE STUPID SPACE ADVENTURES
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before
STAR TREK XXIIV: The Search for Spock's Teeth
STAR TREK XXIVVXXIMCCLXVDDDLETMEOUTTAMYCONTRACT
STAR TREK XXIX:  The Wrath of Metamucil
STAR TREK XXV: Grumpy Old Men
STAR TREK XXXI: Degenerations
STAR TREK XXXIII:The Wrath of Wesley
STAR TREK...it's not just entertainment, it's a culture
STAR TREKKIN' across the universe...
STAR WARS ...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh
STAR WARS ...Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
STAR WARS ...And you said it was pretty here
STAR WARS ...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
STAR WARS ...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm
STAR WARS ...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
STAR WARS ...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators
STAR WARS ...Brian Daley wuz here
STAR WARS ...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s
STAR WARS ...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
STAR WARS ...Fleeing into the woods
STAR WARS ...Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
STAR WARS ...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97
STAR WARS ...Harvest is when we need you the most
STAR WARS ...Having bad feelings about this
STAR WARS ...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
STAR WARS ...Imagining quite a bit
STAR WARS ...Indeed you are powerful
STAR WARS ...Indiana Who?!?
STAR WARS ...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner
STAR WARS ...It is your destiny
STAR WARS ...It's not our fault!
STAR WARS ...Just assume kiss a Wookiee
STAR WARS ...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here
STAR WARS ...L. Neil Smith wuz here
STAR WARS ...Last mistake you'll ever make
STAR WARS ...Let go
STAR WARS ...Letting the Wookiee win
STAR WARS ...Locking S-Foils in attack position
STAR WARS ...Luminous beings are we
STAR WARS ...Massing near Sullust
STAR WARS ...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
STAR WARS ...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
STAR WARS ...Never tell us the odds!
STAR WARS ...Never underestimating the Force
STAR WARS ...Obi Wan has taught you well
STAR WARS ...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
STAR WARS ...Only you could be so bold
STAR WARS ...Outrunning the big Corellian ships
STAR WARS ...Pray we don't alter it any further
STAR WARS ...Rusty Miller IS cool
STAR WARS ...Send in the Clones
STAR WARS ...Situation *Normal*
STAR WARS ...So be it, Jedi
STAR WARS ...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS ...Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000
STAR WARS ...Star Wars/Disney Con `97
STAR WARS ...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
STAR WARS ...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri
STAR WARS ...Thanking the Maker
STAR WARS ...That name no longer has any meaning to us
STAR WARS ...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
STAR WARS ...The fools who follow
STAR WARS ...The swingingest joint since Jedi!
STAR WARS ...There's no such thing as luck
STAR WARS ...Using the Force!
STAR WARS ...We are not a commitee!
STAR WARS ...We're all fine down here...How are you?
STAR WARS ...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
STAR WARS ...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope
STAR WARS ...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi
STAR WARS ...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
STAR WARS ...You must learn control
STAR WARS ...You will join us or die
STAR WARS ...You, like your father, are now ours!
STAR WARS ...being held by you is enough to get us excited
STAR WARS ...digging up old fossils
STAR WARS ...discovering incredible smells
STAR WARS ...discussing hidden Rebel bases
STAR WARS ...disturbing the Force
STAR WARS ...doubling our efforts
STAR WARS ...everything's proceeding as we have forseen
STAR WARS ...finding your lack of faith disturbing
STAR WARS ...floating away with the rest of the garbage
STAR WARS ...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
STAR WARS ...it is pointless to resist
STAR WARS ...now lets blow this thing and go home!
STAR WARS ...recognizing our foul stench
STAR WARS ...taking cyberspace by Force!
STAR WARS ...then we'll see you in hell
STAR WARS ...we feel the conflict within you
STAR WARS ...we're beginning to agree with you
STAR WARS ...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be
STAR WARS ...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE!
STAR WARS ...where DoLittle does!
STAR WARS ...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina!
STAR WARS ...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
STAR WARS ...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
STAR WARS ...where Shoe Ships are discussed
STAR WARS ...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality
STAR WARS ...where everyone's scruffy lookin'
STAR WARS ...where it helps to get out and push
STAR WARS ...where many Bothans die
STAR WARS ...where no reward is worth this
STAR WARS ...where our hands are dirty
STAR WARS ...where wars not make one great
STAR WARS ...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO - Banned from Argo!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Alive...and in perfect hibernation!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...And you said it was pretty here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Apology accepted, Captain @LN@
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Aren't you short for a Stormtrooper?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Away put your weapon...we mean you no harm.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Blue Harvest Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Gump Thermal Detonators!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Brian Daley wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Bullseying womprats in our T-16s
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Don't get all mushy on us, so long @LN@
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...FORCE yourself to stay away!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Fleeing into the woods
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Galoob and dynamite DO mix!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Goo-ta doo-da, @LN@?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Director's Cut/Prequel '97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Hardware Wars Prequel/Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Harvest is when we need you the most
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...If you will not turn, you will be destroyed!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indiana Who?!?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Informing Lord Vader we have a prisoner
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It is your destiny
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...It's not our fault!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Just assume kiss a Wookiee
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Kevin J. Anderson wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...L. Neil Smith wuz here
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Last mistake you'll ever make
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Let go
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Letting the Wookiee win
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Locking S-Foils in attack position
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Luminous beings are we
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Massing near Sullust
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mudhole? Slimey? Our home this is!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never tell us the odds!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Never underestimating the Force
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Only you could be so bold
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Outrunning the big Corellian ships
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Pray we don't alter it any further
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Send in the Clones.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Director's Cut `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars Prequels 1998, 2000, 2002
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Star Wars/Disney Con `97
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...THIS one goes there THAT one goes there
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Thanking the Maker
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...That name no longer has any meaning to us.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The almighty Skip asks why he must pay $50k?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The fools who follow
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...The swingingest joint since Jedi!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Using the Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We are not a commitee!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...What do you get a Wookiee for x-mas?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where the son of Skywalker became a Jedi
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You will join us or die
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You, like your father, are now ours!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...being held by you is enough to get us excited
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...digging up old fossils
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discovering incredible smells
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...discussing hidden Rebel bases
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...disturbing the Force
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...dolittle@frappy.brewich.com
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...finding your lack of faith disturbing
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...floating away with the rest of the garbage
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...it is pointless to resist
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...no greater FORCE in the Galaxy!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...now lets blow this thing and go home!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...recognizing our foul stench
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...taking cyberspace by Force!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...then we'll see you in hell
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...this @N@ has a bad motivator, look!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we're beginning to agree with you
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...when gone are we, the last Jedi you will be.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where @LN@ has a price on his head
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Dark Lord Sentz flies his TIE!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where DoLittle does!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Emperor Shayotovich runs the cantina!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Lando is not your token Black hero!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Shoe Ships are discussed
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where everyone's scruffy lookin'
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where it helps to get out and push
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where many Bothans die
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where no reward is worth this
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where our hands are dirty
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where the Jedi are not extinct
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where wars not make one great
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. I hope you find good use for them!
STAR WARSmore than just four-letter words.
STAR backwards spelled is RATS!!
STAR-BILLIES IV:  Return of the Jed
STAR: A performer who makes more than his or her agent
STARFIGHTERS, a BOLD airforce epic - Dr. Forrester
STARFLEET.. It's not just a job, it's a job without pay
STARK RAVING SOBER
STARSHIP EARNHARDT      LAUNCH DATE 2-19-95
START: Cancel preceding jobs in queue
STAR_TREK - The echo that's shaken, not stirred. - Michael S
STATE MOTTO:  Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
STATE-OF-THE-ART -- a Latin term meaning "expensive"
STATE-OF-THE-ART: Soon-to-be-obsolete
STATESMAN (stayts' mun) n. A dead politician.
STATESMAN: n. A dead politician.  We need more statesman.
STATISTICIANS do it continuously but discretely
STATISTICIANS do it when it counts
STATISTICIANS do it with 95% confidence
STATISTICIANS do it with large numbers
STATISTICIANS do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
STATISTICIANS do it with standard deviations.
STATISTICIANS do it with two-tail T tests
STATISTICIANS do it; after all, it's only normal
STATISTICIANS probably do it
STATISTICS(n): regular numbers looking for an argument.
STATISTICS: numbers looking for an argument
STATUE OF LIBERTY - Rustin' Piece
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in."
STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!
STBR: Scratch Tape Before Reading
STC: Slow To a Crawl
STD's -- the gift that keeps giving
STD: Stop, Take Drugs
STEAL IT!!  HAHAHEHHEHAOHOHAOHAOHOAHAHAHHAHAHOHOAHHAHA
STEAM ENGINES pull trains.
STEARN!  He's nothing but a low down, double crossin' back stabbin'
STEEEEMPY!  You fat bloated EEEEDIOT!
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result
STEPHEN SONDHEIM - Somewhere
STEREOPHONIC Rectaltronic COMING SOON
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it
STEVE FORBES VIRUS: All files are reported as the same size
STEVEN HAWKING - A brief epitaph of mine
STEVEN SPENDER - Spent
STEWARDESS BACKS INTO PROPELLER - DISASTER!
STEWARDESSES do it in the air
STFU   (Aronym for Shut the F*** Up)
STI...Star Treknology Initiative.
STI...Star Treknology Initiative.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A somewhat nonfunctional boomerang
STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work
STICK:  A boomerang that doesn't work.
STICK: A boomerang that won't return.
STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN
STILL BURNING...Hell keeps on burning...and burning...and burning
STILL HERE?  The message is over!  Go Home!....Go On!
STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home.   Go On!
STILL? But it's been THREE WEEKS!
STINKY-FACE & WEASEL WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
STM: STretch Magtape
STM: Skip on Third Monday
STNG Soap Operas #6: Sensor Sweep for Tomorrow
STNR: Signal-To-Noise Ratio [what you want compared to what you do not want]
STO: Strangle Tape Operator
STOLEN: Rowing Skull. Last seen on Nile River, rowed by rabbit.
STOMACH CRAMPS by Henrietta Greenapple.
STONE ME INTO THE GROOVE
STONE THE CROWS - GO SPLIFF UP A TREE!
STONESKIN means never having to say-- CLERIC!
STOP !!!  Look At The Screen Before You Press ENTER.....Too Late.
STOP AHEAD
STOP EDITING, or you will go blind, channel 9!
STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL! -- Crow T. Robot
STOP REPEAT OFFENDERS! Just Don't Re-elect Them ,,,
STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now!
STOP RIGHT THERE! I gotta know right now!
STOP SCRATCHING THERE!! It's NOT polite, this *IS* a public echo!
STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!
STOP THE INSANITY! Boycott PPV sports.
STOP THE SLAUGHTER! BOYCOTT BABY OIL!
STOP THE VIOLINS! There's too much sax and violins these days!
STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy!
STOP moving your lips while you read this!
STOP playing with my bust! -- Dr. Scrachensniff
STOP that! Put my friend Orville DOWN!
STOP!   Originally a norweigian word that means HALT!
STOP!  RED LIGHT! - Gracie
STOP! - Mulder, FBI!, working under Bajoran jurisdiction!
STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
STOP!!  Come any closer and the programmer gets it!!
STOP!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911.
STOP!!!  Don't pick up the pho   NO CARRIER
STOP!!! Please read this HCI brochure while I call 911!
STOP: Get the message?
STOP: No Op
STOPLINK Error -
STORK1: on an Obstetrician's Mercedes.
STP is the racer's edge. -Andy Granatelli
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
STPR: SToP Rain
STRAG (n):  nonhitchhiker
STRAGGLERS do it in the rear
STRATEGY: Low cunning
STREETS: On Sale Now
STRESS IS LIKE ICECREAM, YOU JUST HAVE TO LICK IT!-UNKNOWN
STRESS N.: Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS! Or is it the other way around?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
STRETCH MARKS - Pregnancy service stripes.
STRIKE: STRIKE for more pay, better hours, etc.
STRING space corrupt?  But I always use TAPE!
STRIP IT! No, I just bought this computer and we don't know each other
STRIP-ALITY: Baraka, please we don't need to see your's
STROM: STore in Read-Only Memory
STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS  DO it OD
STTHB: Set Terminal to Three Hundred Baud
STTNG Party Prank #23: Trilithium Resin Balloons
STTNG is fair, but I prefer Science Fiction.
STU           Star Trek Universe
STUDENTS are graded for their performance.
STUDENTS do it as exercises.
STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan.
STUDENTS do it with their students.
STUDENTS use their heads.   
STUPENDOUS MAN TO THE RESCUE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP!  Park elsewhere!
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE
STUPIDITY is NOT a Handicap... Park ELSEWHERE!
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...ask a Liberal
STUPIDITY is not a HANDICAP ... go to school ELSEWHERE!
STUPIDITY:  Idleness of the mind.
STUPIDITY: (n) (e.g. - Joycelyn Elders' off-the-cuff remarks)
STV exorcism: I said, "Non-canon demons, be gone!" and Sybok vanished.
SUB MARINERS do it deeper.
SUB MARINERS use their torpedoes.
SUBARU      - Screwed up beyond all repair usually
SUBJECT:  Good News!
SUBJECT:  Sex talk via Telnet
SUBJECT:  Subscription address for Satanic Digest
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T (drink coke) WORK ON ME!
SUBLIMINALsend moneyTAGLINE.
SUBMARINERS do it deeper
SUBMARINERS use their torpedoes
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: How did the first American barbers arrive? STUDENT: On clipper ships
SUBVERT THE DOMINANT PARADIGM!!
SUBWAY: A place so crowded that even men can't all get seats
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE
SUBsend moneyLIMINAL TAGLINE.......
SUCCESS - The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows
SUCCESS comes before WORK only in the DICTIONARY
SUCCESS, n.  The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.
SUCKER!!! AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SUFFER FROM KLEPTOMANIA? Take something for it!
SUGAR DADDY: A man who can afford to raise cain
SUIQ: Subtract User's IQ
SULU:  Actually, it's my first attempt
SULU:  So much for the little training cruise.
SUME: SUprise ME
SUMMER(n):when the furnace finally starts working.
SUN Microsystems: The Network IS the Load Average
SUNDAY activates any Sunday
SUNDAY(n):day occurring every 7th day after Super Bowl
SUNDAY-2 activates any Sunday
SUNWOMAN .. Defender of truth, justice and the Echo moderator.
SUOGOTE; Shut up, or get off the echo.
SUP: Shred User Printout
SUP: Solve Unsolvable Problem
SUPER BONAPARTE - Tom's super hero
SUPER DANA ANDREWS & VELVET WOMAN - Tom's super heroes
SUPER FANNY BRICE - Crow's super hero
SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!! - Homer
SUPER HARRY CONNICK - Crow's super hero
SUPER KIM CATTRAL - Tom's super hero
SUPER MANNEQUIN - Crow's super hero
SUPER PORTER WAGONER - Joel's super hero
SUPER RAE DAWN CHONG - Crow's super hero
SUPERCOMPUTER - What it sounded like before you bought it.
SUPERCOMPUTER USERS do it in parallel
SUPERCOMPUTER:  What it was before you brought it home
SUPERMAN - What am I Dong in a Krypt tonight?
SUPEROXYMORON:  "Government worker."
SUPERSTAR: A performer who makes more than Guatemala
SUPERcomputerBOWL...Power PC = 10  ;  Pentium = 9.99999998
SUPPLEMENTARY STATISTICAL INFORMATION: Padding
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.....Give them Tom DeLay's congressional pension! 
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GYNOTERRORIST!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GYNOTERRORIST!
SUR: Screw Up Royally
SURF NAKED - Sharks hate to peel their food
SURF is not only a hobby; It's a way of life
SURF, KITTY!   SURF!
SURFERS do it in the tube.
SURFERS do it in waves
SURFERS do it standing up
SURFERS do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
SURFERS(n):cheese on a Ritz cracker, to sharks!
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING - BBSing may cause blindness.
SURGEON:        A fish.
SURGEONS are smooth operators.   
SURGEONS do it incisively
SURIV 1.01 activates Apr 1st
SURIV 3.0 activates Friday the 13th
SURIV 4.02 activates Apr 1st
SURPLUS:  Something you have no need for, like a mother-in-law.
SURRENDER DOROTHY! You, and your little dog, too!"
SUS: Stop Until Spring
SUS: Subtract Until Senseless
SUSAN HAYWARD - I Want To Live
SUSHI: Dead fish. CAVIAR: Unborn offsprings of dead fish.
SUSHI: What is known to the rest of the world as 'bait'.
SUSHI: the Japanese word for 'bait'.
SUSHIDO   the way of the tuna
SUTURE SELF magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
SUV's Blackbox Last Words: Hold my beer I'm gonna try somethin'
SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
SVC: Swindle, Violate and Corrupt
SVE: Skip on Vernal Equinox
SVENSKLINGS RULE! JO HO!!!
SVGA - Still Vague in the Graphics Area
SVGA ...Squirrelly Vision Gone Amok
SVGA: the gift that keeps on .GIF'ing
SW Echo: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess.
SWAG = Scientific wild ass guess
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss (postage stamp tagline)
SWASHBUCKLERS do it with three feet of steel
SWAT: SWAp Terminals
SWEAT(n): motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking
SWEDE IS GOOD
SWEDENESS AND LIGHT - THAT'S RIGHT!
SWEDISH PERFUMERIES: OLE FACTORY(l)
SWF, 5'9", blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative man. No SysOps
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS!
SWF, blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative gentlemen.  No sysops.
SWIMMERS do it in the water
SWIMMERS do it under water
SWIMMERS do it with a breast stroke
SWIMMERS do it with better strokes
SWINDON: What will history say? BURGOYNE: History, sir, will tell lies as usual. - George Bernard Shaw
SWINGING HACKERS move swapped.
SWM computer Geek seeks S*F computer Geeket
SWM ex-con, flatulant, seeks SWF 12-16, to trim body hair
SWM, member of the most hated group in America, seeks
SWMBO                 She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWN: SWap Nibbles
SWOS: Store in Write-Only Storage
SWS: Sort to Wrong Slots
SWT: Select Wrong Terminal
SWTPEA: on a green Porsche 911.
SWU: Select Wrong Unit
SWWPNN        Something We WIll Probably Never Know
SWZN: Skip Whether Zero or Not
SX = Sexually eXtinct, also known as neutered, ergo an SX.
SYMBOLIC NAME : How about idiot.
SYNONYM(n):a word meaning the same as the 1 U CAN'T spell
SYNONYM:  A word used when you can't spell the other.
SYNTAX ERROR IN UNDEFINED LINE.
SYNTAX!? Why not? They tax everything else.
SYNTAX? Why not - everything else is taxed!
SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everthing else!
SYOTMP!  <See You On The Middle Path, of course!>
SYS$TAGLINE
SYS+S+++ ErroR - pr
SYS0000: Unable to locate file-CLINTON_PLAN.USA, economy halted.
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
SYS1526: Reality failure. Press {ENTER} to continuum.
SYS825--Moderator not found. Insert FORBIDDEN TOPICS <Y/n>?
SYS8699 Out of Taglines. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to generate one.
SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liberals? Y/N
SYSERROR: Windows found, system halted !
SYSOP                 System Operator
SYSOP %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOP ('sih sop) n.: the guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP - \'sis ap\ n: the person laughing as you type
SYSOP = Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
SYSOP ALERT -- Beware of geeks bearing GIFS!
SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS.  @#%^#& NO CARRIER
SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
SYSOP IS A BLOO+=o2<|a+++.fJ=o+TOdo&= NO CARRIER
SYSOP IS A BLOO....................&. NO CARRIER
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: hacker's diety; omnipotent.
SYSOP \'sis .p\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SYSOP stands for Sent Your Spouse Obscene Pictures
SYSOP's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SYSOP-System Operator
SYSOP:  Provider of viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP:  Sale Yeti ne Sachant Obeir a personne
SYSOP:  The guy that is laughing at your typing
SYSOP:  The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP:  The person in whose life you put your hands in.
SYSOP:  The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: Hacker's diety; Omnipotent.
SYSOP: Provider of bombs, viruses and virus scanners
SYSOP: Slowly... Your System Operator Pecks
SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
SYSOP: Some Young Slick Opressed Person   :)
SYSOP: Someone You Sic On People!
SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing.
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person in whose hands you place your life.
SYSOP: The person laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
SYSOP: The person that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP: The provider of both viruses and virus scanners.
SYSOP: overly-generous masochistic computer geek.
SYSOP: the guy that is laughing at your typing!
SYSOP; System Operator
SYSOPS %JH3 TAGFILE
SYSOPS KNOW an 8-hour day is for sissies!!!
SYSOPS do it with their computers
SYSOPTRIX...Female Sysop
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SYSTEM ALERT: Private Sector not found
SYSTEM CONFUSED: Strike any user when ready
SYSTEM DOWN AT 5:30PM FOR SYSTEM CRASH
SYSTEM ERROR   Press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!!
SYSTEM ERROR - Coffee Not Found : Operator Halted!
SYSTEM ERROR 10-100: Operator has to go to the bathroom
SYSTEM ERROR 1303 : POWER NOT ON
SYSTEM ERROR!  Strike any user to continue
SYSTEM ERROR.  Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR:  Unable to locate COFFEE.COM -- OFFICER.SYS Halted!
SYSTEM ERROR:  Unable to locate error message
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Place sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue. (Made you look!)
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue..
SYSTEM ERROR: offer sacrifice to keyboard to continue
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
SYSTEM FROZEN! Logoff all users. Create new chat group.
SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK CRASHING.
SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready.
SYSTEM HACKERS get it up quicker
SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEM HACKERS know where to poke
SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand.
SYSTEM HALTED  -  Press F13 to continue
SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue
SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee
SYSTEM HALTED. Press all keys at once to continue.
SYSTEM HALTED: I'm sorry, you're hitting the keys too hard!
SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils.
SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer.
SYSTEMS go down on their hackers.
SYSTEMS have black boxes
SYT             Sweet Young Thing
SZD: Switch to Zero Density
Sa koliko da te pocastim?
Sa vinom se divno hladis...S vinom se divno zabavis
Saavik on humor: It's illogical. [*] Kirk: We learn by doing.
Saavik: You lied! [*] Spock: I exaggerated.
Sabena          Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again!
Saber-toothed tiger, you face the Tick, the world's first super hero!
Sable, a lemming proper, in its stupidity, falling to base.
Sable: The skin women love to touch
Sabotage the Borg, give 'em Windows95.
Sabre-toothed tiger, you face the Tick, the world's first super hero!
Sacekaj da zora svane, sacekaj da kisa stane, sacekaj.
Sacher's Observation: Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell
Saci            - Blessed Goddess of Power
Sack of monkeys in my pocket my sisters ready to go -Joel
Sacramento Kings win NBA Title!  New book explores dreaming
Sacramento? It's just a short drive from Lodi
Sacre bleu !!
Sacre, where did my computer go? Damn aliens
Sacred Chalice of Riix: An old clay pot with mold growing in it.
Sacred Cow, n. - Venerated object. Often another man's meat
Sacred Cows make great hamburgers!
Sacred cows  make the tastiest hamburger." -- Abbie Hoffman
Sacred cows make good hamburgers!
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers. - Robert Reisner
Sacred cows make heavenly bar-b-que.
Sacred cows make the best burgers!
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.  -- Mark Twain
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Sacred words: Ni!, Pang!, and Niwomm!
Sacrificing ships is not how you win
Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially truth.
Sacuvajte ovaj Tag, moze vam doneti kolor TV.
Sad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia.
Sad because I am utterly alone. - The Crow
Sad eyes, crooked crosses --U2
Sad eyes, crooked crosses ... In God's Country
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things,like wild dogs
Sad malo ONA !!!
Sad mi tvoje oci tako mnogo znace i kao kroz maglu redjaju se slike,
Sad sam te uhvatio! Krades tagove, jel' !?
Sad times R these when passing ruffians can nee at will to old ladies
Sad what the mind can do, isn't it?
Sad what the mind can do, isn't it? -- Tom Servo
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know - Tom on Crow
Sad when IT happens to somebody you know, isn't it? - Tom
Sad workers are depressANTs.
Sad-necro-bestiality is beating a dead horse.
Sad: seeing a liberal spending their own money.
Sada je tacno 12:23:23, kako imam tacan sat.
Sada krivim sudbinu, sto ja volim zenu zelenu
Sadaam Hussein eats pork with his left hand
Saddam Hussain - What F**CKING Stealth Plane????
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
Saddam Hussein Condoms: For when you have a No Fly zone
Saddam Hussein ain't laughin'! - Mike
Saddam Hussein is the father of the mother of all cliches.
Saddam Hussein still has a job.  Do you?
Saddam Hussein still has a job. Does anyone at Hayes? :-)
Saddam Hussein still has his job.  Do you?
Saddam Hussein would walk a mile for a Camel...and he doesn't even smoke !
Saddam Hussein's father should have pulled out!
Saddam Husseins' Greatest SCUD Hits Vol.1
Saddam broke a mirror to be sure he'll live another seven years
Saddam eats his Kurds
Saddam says "Don't worry little boy"
Saddam sucks
Saddam sucks......
Saddam who?
Saddam wins the toss...and elects to receive
Saddam: "They elected a Redhead for President? Pull out of Kuwait NOW!"
Sadder still to fly the time, which is a fool
Saddle up, father! - Alexander, to Worf
Saddle up, we're going on a Cheerleader drive
Saddlebags! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Sadism (n): the standard deviation of the mean
Sadism: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
Sadist....Those responsible for the creation of Windows.
Sadist: little old whine maker.
Sadistic Pet Tricks: Teach parrot to say "Here Kitty Kitty Kitty..."
Sadists are nice to masochists
Sadly, my mail packet was rendered useless by a quantum filament
Sadly, we still don't know what causes heterosexuality.
Sadness. Sadness. For the end of things. - Spock
Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry
Sado-masochist? Try Windows!
Sado-necro-beastiality  beating a dead horse.
Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
Sadomasochism, n. - Never having to say you're sorry
Sadomasochism, n. - Where there's a whip there's a way
Sadonecrobeastiality: beating a dead horse.
Safe Magick: the Necronomicondom
Safe SEX used to mean: Put the car in "Park"
Safe Sax
Safe Sex  used to mean  Ask them for their name first.
Safe Sex  used to mean  Lock the office door first.
Safe Sex  used to mean  Park the car first.
Safe Sex , the next best thing to being there.
Safe Sex : Remembering to put the handbreak on.
Safe Sex Means Having A Padded Head-Board
Safe Sex is having a padded headboard on the water bed.
Safe Sex is never having to say: You Have WHAT?!
Safe Sex used to mean put the car in park first
Safe Sex used to mean she didn't care If U snored
Safe Sex used to mean you held the only key to the handcuffs
Safe Sex, n. - Masturbating wearing a condom
Safe Sex: Cover your meat before you plow her seat !
Safe Sex: Cover your stump before you hump!
Safe Sex: Keep your tool out of the stool !
Safe Sex: Marrying a virgin.
Safe Sex: Wrap your pecker before you deck her.
Safe Sex: a pillow propped firmly against the headboard
Safe Water....Drink Beer!!!!!!
Safe hex means never having to say 'You downloaded WHAT?'
Safe sex - chastity before marriage, fidelity during it.
Safe sex HO!
Safe sex is good sex!!
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Safe sex is wearing your .45 to bed.
Safe sex means never having to say  You've got WHAT?!?
Safe sex used to mean a cop wouldn't knock on the car window
Safe sex used to mean her sister didn't snitch to her boyfriend.
Safe sex used to mean making sure the car was in "Park."
Safe sex used to mean making sure the door was locked.
Safe sex used to mean putting your car in Park.
Safe sex used to mean to put the car in  Park
Safe sex used to mean you could get your car out of sight of the road.
Safe sex used to mean: Park the car first.
Safe sex, the next best thing to being there.
Safe sex:  Putting a blanket on the floor so ya don't get rug burn.
Safe vampirism: Drinking tomato juice or biting animals
Safe! - Yakko
Safe.  Out of danger.  SHARK! -- Crow T. Robot
Safe. Out of danger. SHARK!!! - Crow on rescuers in raft
Safeguard your health - don't sleep with any damp women
Safely and quietly ARMED - always!
Safer Sex  used to mean  Ask them for their name first.
Safer Sex  used to mean  Lock the office door first.
Safer Sex  used to mean  Park the car first.
Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.
Safest place in the world to be. - The Crow
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Safety Third
Safety Tip #5: Don't punch bears.
Safety doesn't happen...  It's caused
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Safety first ... wear goggles when compiling!!
Safety goggles must be worn at all times
Safety tip from PeeWee: Don't leave your tools out!
Safety tip:  Never squat while wearing spurs.
Safety's just danger...out of place
Safety, schmafety! - Crow
Safety, schmafety! -- Crow T. Robot
Safety:  Freedom from danger or risk.  Freedom from injur
Safty Tip #5: "Don't punch bears.
Safty Tip: "Don't throw porcupines at someone and say, `Think fast!'
Sag JA zum Wettbewerb und NEIN zu Subventionen
Sag beim Abschied leise "ATH"
Sagan of Borg: Billions and Billions of assimilations.
Sage advice: To cook well, learn all about spices.
SageThis is a Moving MessageThis is a Moving MessageThis is
Said the Burger to the Meister_ `Eat me with Relish'
Said the elephant as he danced among the chickens!
Said the fly " Let us flee."  Said the flea "Let us fly."
Said the spider to the fly:  "Check out my Web page."
Said the tired electronics technician: "I want to go !"
Said you'd call! Said you'd write! I think you did it just for SPITE !
Saigon.  Can't believe I'm still in Saigon! -- Mike Nelson
Sail away from the safe harbor.  Catch the trade winds in your sails
Sail naked.
Sail nude, and *uck the Marine Patrol! (gotcha; that was "duck")
Sail nude....and duck the Marine Patrol!
Sail nude...it's the NATURAL way to go
Sail on to the Night!  Lost in the Shadows!!
Sail on, Servo!  I love a robot with panache! -- Dr. Forrester
Sail to Alpha Centauri?  Why not?
Sailboat fuel for brains.
Sailing into destiny - Closer to the Heart -RUSH
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark
Sailing is not a life and death issue -- It's much more important than that!
Sailing on a winedark open sea--Paul McCartney '93
Sailing ships.  The Viking spits his blood up on the sand
Sailing: A form of mast transit
Sailor Beware  - By Don Bendover
Sailor Kosh Says: <whistle> <guitar riff> We are all kyute
Sailor Moon Quake: Droid_X accepts Sailor_Jupiter's shaft
Sailor Moon Quake: Youma_1 ate Sailor_Moon's tiara
Sailor Moon Says!
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
Sailor Moon VR: Get punished in three dimensions
Sailor Moon is NOT just a bunch of girls in cheerleader outfits!
Sailor Moon is for wusses!! ..3$%#$%^!@$%&* NO CARRIER
Sailor Moon of Borg: On behalf of the Moon, I'll assimilate you!
Sailor Moon says?  What about Sailor Moon does? - Luna
Sailor Moon, huh?  Boy, her grammar's terrible! - Ninjana
Sailor Moon-Borg: In the name of the Moon, I'll assimilate you!
Sailor Polinesi said to Negaverse monster All, 'In the name of Sailor Moon,
Sailor Scouts can't go on strike!
Sailor Scully Says:  Trust no one!  <G> - Jeff Hancock
Sailor Taylor: In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you with MORE POWER!
Sailor Wakko isn't wearing a skirt!
Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind
Sailor's luck, Mr. Spock. -- Kirk
Sailor: "Look, a dead seagull!"  Marine looks up: "Where?"
Sailor: Maryland's on-ramp to the information super highway!
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE <Y/n>?
SailormoonDOS: (A)bort (P)unish (B)awl like Usagi?
Sailors DO IT ad nauseam.
Sailors DO IT after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves!
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Sailors do it ad nauseam.
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
Sailors do it in the waves
Sailors do it with seaman.
Sailors get blown off shore.
Sailors in ships, sail on!  Even while we died, others rode out the storm
Sailors like to be blown.
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
Sailors. Men locked up in floating steel boxes.
Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time."
Saint (n.) A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.
Saint(n): a dead sinner revisited & editted.
Saint, n.  A dead sinner revised and edited.
Saint:  A dead sinner revised and edited. - A. Bierce
Sainthood In Government
Saintliness is also a temptation. - Jean Anouilh
Saints engage in introspection while burly sinners run the world
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. -- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"
Saippuakivikauppias (Finnish word for a dealer in lye).
Sajak of Borg: RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
Sakuro's Disease is extremely rare. - McCoy
Sal Mineo for Viceroy - Crow lisps
Salacia         - Sea Goddess with fish-teeming womb
Salacia, Sea Goddess with fish-teeming womb.
Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
Salad Barbarism: "Sire, the vandals demand croutons!"
Salad needs more butter, mother - Crow
Sale Illegal? Hell! I'll GIVE it away.. with this $5000 ball-point pen
Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
Salemi! In my office! After the commercial!
Sales of stoves will slow down, but refrigerators will heat up.
Sales resistance:  The triumph of mind over patter.
Sales taxes are regressive and punish the poor!
Salesman of RoboMail mail readers. :)
Salesman: To the first words I say when a lady answers the door--Miss, is your mom at home?
Salesmen DO IT with their tongues.
Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time. -- George Carlin
Salivabrating - Kissing someone at midnight on New Year's Eve
Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of li
Saljivdzija - prducka po ceo dan, a nikad posteno da prdne.
Sally Jessy Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers.
Sally Jessy Raphael of Borg: Anything ridiculous will be assimilated
Sally Struthers called.  Your diploma is in the mail.
Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed!
Sally Struthers is the Anti-Christ!  She *must* be killed!
Sally discovered 0-100 wasn't the only thing Sonic did in 2
Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Sally stole seven sysops' signatures!
Sally swaps C shells in the C core
Sally wants cookies.  "Beware the disadvantages of cake."
Sally was low--just watching the show--over and over again
Salman Rushdie? The green courtesy phone
Salmon C: The only compiler to implement upstream spawning.
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. -- From Ross Williams' FunList
Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone
Salmonella:  The fowl's response to condoners of ovaphagy-C. Morton
Salt Lake City, UT: It is illegal for the girl to be on top!
Salt makes the tongue water.
Salt water and computers don't mix well. I got soggy mail
Salt: Something useful in a pinch
Salts!... SMELLING salts, not BATH salts!--Doctor Z
Salty Ron has pecan ice cream for us - Crow
Salty Software Projects on OS/2
Salutations Imperfect One! I Am The Master -Joel As Manos
Salutations, Imperfect One!  I am the Master! -- Joel
Salvador Dali died for art's sins.
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola... It's the surreal thing!
Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: "It's surreal thing."
Salvador Dali's mansion: An example of "surreal estate."
Salvador Dali's modem plugged into the surreal port
Salvador Dali's modem plugged into the surreal port
Salvador Dali: Surreal Killer!  Quaker Oats: Cereal Killer.
Salvation & Loan - A TV evangelist program
Salvation - Don't leave Earth without it
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.
Salvation comes by way of the Jews!PRAISE YHVH!!!!!
Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away.
Salvation, Don't leave earth without it.
Salve, my crature of the night !
Sam
Sam "SLED" Wilmott is alive/living in Ottawa,Ont
Sam Beckett - The ORIGINAL Space Cadet.
Sam Clemen's estranged kids:  Never the Twains shall meet!
Sam Houston Institute of Technology
Sam Kinison's last words:  "AHHH AHHHHHH!"
Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed.
Sam M. Walton, Chairman & CEO, Wal-Mart Stores, was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Morgan dropped to DOS on Amiga central and moaned 'My GOD this
Sam Nunn, Senator (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.
Sam Peckinpah's 'Six Degrees Of Seperation' - Tom
Sam Spade wouldn't have made it in a fertility clinic.
Sam as a lounge act: Leapin' Lizard?
Sam is always leaping to conclusions.
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Sam of Borg I am. Prepare to assimilate Green Eggs and Ham.
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, drustvo bas veselo zar ne
Sam sam sa casom i tugom, staro smo drustvo mi zar ne
Sam u corsokaku, i priznajem poraz.
Sam! Are you scheming?! - Tom
Sam! I'm leaping!
Sam's first law of the universe: nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque
Sam's second law of the universe: 1/4 ounce of chocolate = 4 Pounds of fat
Sam, I'm the one who thinks with his glands, not you! -- Al ql
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Cardassian is
Sam, Ziggy doesn't appear to know what a Ferengi is
Sam, Ziggy says it`s a 94.1% chance your tagline will be adopted!
Sam, Ziggy says there's 94.1% chance that this tagline will be adopted
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that @TO@ is not real
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Andy Anderson is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Darwin Ritchie is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Frederick Sohn is not real
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Gremlin is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Mark Swick is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Michael Mcvay is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance that Orville Bullitt is not real.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94% chance your tagline is to be adopted
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance that you're Edward Lee
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance you tagline is to be adopted!
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline was stolen.
Sam, Ziggy says there's a 97% chance you'll be cancelled.
Sam, Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI... -Al
Sam, if ya want to leap, ya gotta... leap! -- Al Calavicci
Sam, your good deeds are unending. -- Al Calavicci
Sam: Too late for a game of Stratego?   Mulder: 22 years too late
Sam?  At last I'm going to be called by my own name. -- Sam
Samantha Fox Falls Fifteen thousand feet out of Helium Balloon ... and survives
Samantha! Samantha ...it's me Fox, your brother. --Mulder
Samantha, report to Transporter Room 3! (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)
Samauri's without masters have to advertise. --Mulder
Same .BAT channel, Same .BAT time
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Habs won the Cup!
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
Same as it ever was...  Same as it ever was... Same as it
Same audience, same technique, same lack of musical talent.
Same difference
Same files, Same Messages, Different Board - Darkwood
Same lesbian channel, same lesbian time!
Same old Odo. Like a blunt instrument.--Dukat
Same old routine I suppose, Number One? -- Picard
Same price, but the Holiday is definitely enjoyable.
Same seats so we don't have to shoot any more footage-Tom
Same set, different color, cheap flick
Same stuff, different day, bigger shovel... -L. Kiefer
Same thing we do every night, Pinky... <Tarzan yell> - Brain
Same thing we do every night, Pinky: we try to take over the world
Same thing we do every night.  Try to take over the world!
Same time tomorrow Mrs. Bell? - 007 (Roger Moore)
Same to you (whatever you meant by that)!
Samhain 2100: Alpha Centauri or bust!
Samhain: Oct 31 The God dies, only to be reborn again.
Samite Healer:  I-Don't-Think-So-Tim
Sammy Davis Jr. Junior - Crow
Sammy Davis Jr. Monkey - Crow on ape with eye patch
Sammy's been in the band longer than Roth was... people give it a break
Samo jedan dan zivota, jos jednu casu mi dajte sad
Samo kod nas! Tagovi u originalnim metalnim konzervama.
Samo kod prostitutki primanja ne zavise od polozaja!
Samo mrtav poreznik je dobar poreznik
Samo nek ne zuri;)))
Samo onaj ko se reklamira moze skupo da proda svoju kozu.
Samo reci da me volis, pa da skinemo i to sa dnevnog reda
Samo se budale ne boje
Samo ti begaj, ne daj da te dusmani uhvate :)
Sample hound:  a stud on the prowl for a one night stand
Sample my FIST you community theater reject!
Sample my foot, you Community Theatre Reject! -- TV's Frank
Sample tagline.  Not yet registered.
Sampson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of a Clinton
Samsara..I think I've been through that before
Samson died of fallen arches
Samson suffered from fallen arches.
Samson used the jawbone of an ass. So does Rush.
Samsonest - A stach of folding chairs
Samuel Goldwyn: Yes, but that's our strongest weak point. -Sam Goldwyn
Samuel Morse in distres: s: . . . - - -
Samuel Morse in distress:   . . . - - - . . .
Samuel Morse invented Morse code.  Plato invented the Plate.  -Holly
Samuel Pepys was asecurity guard at a ladies' changing room.
Samurai do it with more Body
San Andreas loves to Rock-n-Roll
San Andreas, it's not our fault
San Angelo, Texas.  200 Miles from ANYWHERE!
San Antonio: Henry Cisneros slept here, but not always at home.
San Diego State University and Storm Door Company.
San Diego, CA - Where we measure Sunshine in Days!
San Diego: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
San Francisco - where men are men... and women... and
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.   -- Herb Caen
San Francisco, n. - Where men are men, and so are half the women
San Francisco, n. - Where the women are strong and the men are pretty
San Francisco, n.: Marcel Proust editing an issue of Penthouse.
San Francisco, where nobody eats Rice-a-Roni.
San Francisco...where every man can be Queen for a Day
San Francisco:  Where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni
Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage
Sanctos subiunctivos, Virvespertilio!
Sanctuary district? What year is this? Sisko
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Sand melts in pools of the sky, when darkness lays her crimson cloak.
Sand trap, sand box, what's the difference? -- Garfield on golf
Sand trap, sand box...what's the difference? - Garfield
Sandman: Exit light, enter night
Sandmantenance - Getting ready for bed
Sandpapers Of The West - By Tex Ture
Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture
Sandpit, FL: The Place to Retire to in 2023 ... by Tracy Lincoln
Sandrine, this is my friend, Harry Kim. Paris
Sandro Mancini has been caught snaging recipes again.
Sandro Mancini has been caught stealing taglines again.
Sandstorm! -- TV's Frank
Sandwich Spreads By May O'Naise
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash
Sandwich:  A faulty attempt to make both ends meat
Sandwiches, anyone? - Gypsy
Sandy Claws: Cat leaving litter box
Sandy Fraaank!  Sandy Fraaank! Films are always poorly dubbed!
Sandy Frank presents our own personal hell - Crow
Sandy Frank!  Sandy Frank!  He's the source of all our pain!
Sandy Frank!  Sandy Frank!  Here we go again!
Sane is  a  four  letter word
Sane?  Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
Sane?  If I'm sane, why would I be here?
Sanford N. McDonnell, Chairman (McDonnell Douglas) was an Eagle Scout.
Sanitary belt - a drink from a clean glass.
Sanitary landfill
Sanitized for your protection.
Sanity Clause? I don't need no Sanity Clause!
Sanity Hot Line: 1-800-AMI-NUTS.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State.
Sanity and insanity are only two letters appart.
Sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line
Sanity is a cozy lie. - Susan Sontag
Sanity is a madness put to good uses. - George Santayana
Sanity is a relative measurement & I'm an orphan.
Sanity is for the sane
Sanity is for those who can't afford a modem yet
Sanity is for wimps.
Sanity is just madness put to good use
Sanity is madness put to good use. -George Santayana
Sanity is no benefit in an insane society
Sanity is only a temporary condition!!
Sanity is over-rated
Sanity is relative . . . but not one of mine!
Sanity is such a wonderful thing...  I wish I had some
Sanity is the admission of reality into one's mind.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. - Mark Harrold
Sanity is whatever people let you get away with.
Sanity not found.  Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (F)ail?
Sanity not found. (A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (F)ail?
Sanity prevails; no furthur penalty for Benetton
Sanity! Sanity! Where for art thou sanity?
Sanity's another word for nothin left to lose
Sanity's relative--until yours come to visit!
Sanity, you're INSANE! - The Tick
Sanity.com Corrupted: Loading imaginary.com instead!
Sanity: an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency
Sank heaven for leetle curls
Sankcije? Najzad svoji na svome.
Sans mariage, l'amour est un souffle au fromage.
Sans mes lunettes, ma vie serait moins claire
Santa - how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
Santa = Satan ???
Santa Anna raided the Alamo : Santa Clintonanna raided Waco!
Santa Bites The Bishop?! - Tom
Santa Clarita, CA 91350
Santa Claus is watching!
Santa Claus kidnapped My Baby, Insists Game Show Host.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist
Santa Claus:  kindly old elf, or CIA spook? - Calvin
Santa Claus: He died for your presents.
Santa Claus: The hardest working man in SNOW business!
Santa Claus? No way. And get those reindeer off my roof!
Santa Claustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santa Cube - Yes Virginia, there is a Borg.
Santa Cube - Yes, there is a Borg.
Santa Maria, Andrea Dorea, Lusitania and Titanic Tom said forbodingly
Santa bites the bishop?
Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card.
Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd.
Santa has the right idea: visit people once a year
Santa is An Alien in a Red Suit
Santa is Satan spelled sideways.
Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney.
Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Santa is watching his saturated fat. Scott Calvin
Santa nada - Expecting a certain gift for Christmas & not receiving it
Santa needs a diet!
Santa needs a raise because, New tax on flying sleighs.
Santa needs love too
Santa now gives lumps of enriched-uranium pellets to bad boys.
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Santa says, Don't jingle your bells too near the fireplace.
Santa scrambled is Satan.  Coincidence?  I think not!
Santa stages of life, believe, don't believe, become, look like.
Santa stuck in chimney, christmas every day!
Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
Santa vs Satan - by Ana Gram
Santa's elves are a gang of subordinate Clauses
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa's elves are subordinate Clauses
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Santa's red nose is caused by roof top crashes.
Santa, how much for a copy of your naughty girls list?
Santa, how much for that list of naughty girls?
Santa, how much for your list of naughty boys?
Santa, please bring me a new HF XCVR, a new 2M/440 Allmode, a... ;-}
Santa, please send me your list of naughty girls!
Santa: How much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
SantaSatanBoth wear red and have the same letters in their names
Santaclaustrophobia: Fear of crowded holiday shopping.
Santayana was right, damnit!
Santas primary language is North Polish.
Santeria                  Don't even THINK of sh*tting on me!
Santino's dead. So's Phillip Totaglia, Moe Green, Sceratzi, Cuneo
Sapere aude.  (Dare to be wise.)
Sapiens who are homo.   next on Oprah!
Sapientia       - Lady Wisdom, Goddess-Within
Sapientia, Siren of the Philosophers.
SaraDOS 1.0 : (S)cream loudly (G)randfather!!! (W)imper a lot
Sarah           - Goddess Queen
Sarah Brady got the 100,000 number from the hole in Jim Brady's head
Sarah Brady has Early American features...she looks like a buffalo
Sarah Brady in see-through cammies...fool-proof birth control!
Sarah Brady is Predator 3 - she attacks if you have a gun
Sarah Brady is as useless as windshield wipers on a duck's a$$.
Sarah Brady is to guns as Tipper Gore is to rock music.
Sarah Brady of Borg: "Turn in your Q-Cannon NOW!"
Sarah Brady shoots Sporting Clays on the weekend
Sarah Brady walked into a bar one night...seven guys took the pledge
Sarah Brady walks into a room and the MICE jump up on chairs
Sarah Brady would ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo!
Sarah Brady! Up Saturn! Up Jupiter! Up Uranus!
Sarah Brady's father had sex with a plant and raised a blooming idiot!
Sarah Brady...because sometimes Ipecac isn't enough.
Sarah Brady:  The woman of Hitler's dreams.
Sarah Conner?  I'm Agent Mulder, this is Agent Scully
Sarah Connor? Agent Mulder, Agent Scully. We'd like to talk to you
Sarah Jane Smith to write tell-all book: DOCTOR IN MY HOUSE.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm DEAD! --Fourth Doctor.
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm daed! -- The Doctor
Sarah MUST be an only child.  NOBODY's so horny to risk having two!
Sarah saw Abraham she alighted off her camel.
Sarah, get me Goober!
Sarah... I *do* care... - The Crow
Sarama          - Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama
Sarama, Mother of the Brindled Dogs of Yama.
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads
Sarasvati       - River Goddess, The Flowing One
Sarcasm hasn't hit the Old West, yet - Frank
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think
Sarcasm is a dying art, and one of my few talents
Sarcasm is giving a sharp edge to a blunt truth.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Sarcasm is just one of the many services we offer
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour?  Like it's MEANT to be funny!
Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!!
Sarcasm is wasted on husbands and children
Sarcasm should be met with a complete ignoral
Sarcasm works better when it's spelled correctly
Sarcasm, annoying to some; but to others the ultimate art form.
Sarcasm...just one more service we offer.
Sarcasm:  Barbed ire
Sarcasm:  intellect on the offensive.
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive
Sarcasm?  I have no idea what you're talking about
Sarcasm?  What's that?
Sarcastic?  Me?!  Yeah, right!
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient, who doesn't get it
Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who
Sarek understands my reason. Spock
Sarek, we're a part of each other. * Picard
Sarek, you're proud of him, aren't you? Amanda
Sarek: Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.
Sarek: My logic is uncertain where my son is concerned.
Sark.  All my functions are yours. --MCP
Sartre ihasmartrewloNIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE!MODEMS!loNopamolnt oc plnln
Sartre of Borg:  Existence precedes assimilation.
Sash that hash then thrash that gash
Sask: Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense.
Sask: Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning.
Sask: It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbour's house.
Sask: You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
Sask: You never have to worry about rollback in a standard.
Saskatchewan: Acres and acres of just acres!
Saskatchewan: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!
Sass: Know, be aware of, meet, have sex with.
Sat under the ozone hole too long.
SatNet is a local net that uses a satelite disk to get
Satan (n): Moderator of Hell
Satan : Big fluffy bunny with a cute button nose
Satan : Big guy. Long Tail. Evil as all heck
Satan : He's my friend. He's your friend. He's on crack
Satan can cite scripture for his purpose
Satan drives us compulsively, God draws us lovingly
Satan has requested chat! Alt-H to accept
Satan himself could not have lied with such genial persuasiveness. -DT
Satan holds my future, watch it unfold
Satan is in deep sh*t! -- Harley Stone
Satan is the best friend the church ever had. Anton Levey
Satan kissed my dog!
Satan loves me.  How do I know?  'Cause my Speak'n Spell
Satan luvs you! :)
Satan our master in evil mayhem, guides us with every first step
Satan rushes men; God guides them
Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs
Satan to Gabriel: I've fallen and I can't get up
Satan's Recyclable Plastic Bottle Users
Satan's cross points to Hell
Satan's morbid soldiers chant in lust
Satan's slaughter, ceremonial death, answer his every command!
Satan, bite the dust.
Satan, could you speak up please? -- Mike Nelson
Satan, laughing, speads his wings
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonata.
Satan, what a beautiful choice!
Satan:  The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and windows"
Satan: Moderator of the Magick Echo
Satan: Patriarch of The Church Of The Adversary (Mystic)
Satan: The Moderator from Hell.
Satan: The monster under the bed, for adults.
Satan: The ultimate incarnation of primal urge...kewl eh?
Satan: not just for breakfast anymore!
Satanic (say tan' ik) adj.  Anything a fundy Christian doesn't like.
Satanic laws prevail your life is through!
Satanic music played backwards: A hymn?
Satanic nurses: Healthcare from Hell. On the next Geraldo!
Satanic: Anything a fundy doesn't understand
Satanism                  sh*t is the best part
Satanism is Christianity for rebels with no imagination
Satanism is a Christian religion
Satanism is the best religion. Mess up, you go to heaven
Satanism, n. - Organized blasphemy for black sheep
Satanism: Let's go make more sh*t happen!
Satanism: Siding with a loser
Satanism: Sin is the best part
Satanism: the perfect religion-screw up & you go to heaven
Satanists do it for the hell of it!
Satans Autobiography:  A hiss and tell book.
Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant
Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Satellite Communication - My job is over my head.
Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck
Satellite of Love is passing by! - Joel & Bots
Satine caloris tibi est?
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Satire is tragedy plus time. -- Lenny Bruce
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman
Satire is what closes in New Haven
Satirists DO IT tongue-in-cheek
Satirists DO IT tongue-in-cheek. So bend over babe.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Smile cheerfully Refunded
Satisfaction Guaranteed: We'll send you another copy if it fails.
Satisfaction guaranteed - but don't be hard to satisfy.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back.  -- sign on septic tank
Satisfaction should be made to that fund which has sustained the loss
Satisfied Democrat
Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12
Satisfied? - O'Brien
Satisfy the easily offended, Ban Everything!
Sattinger's Law:  "It works better if you plug it in."
Saturday Morning 10:30 A.M. Easter Matinee.|Every child laying an egg in
Saturday seems fake
Saturday's child works hard for a living
Saturday, sow wild oats. Sunday, pray for crop failure
Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Mickey, Goofy
Saturn: (N) Chevylike vehicle with automatic ignition
Satyr, n. - Mythological Greek beings that have more faun
Satyriasis: see also "Bill Clinton"
Satyrs have more faun.
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. -  Spock
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. The odds will be even. - Spock
Saucer Chaser: We like your ideas Mulder, they're weirder than ours
Saucer Pilot denys discovery of AIRFORCE on Sol 3
Saucer Section separates - oooooooo....whole beer!
Saucer Separation - See the space duck catch the space frisbee
Saucer section separates whenever ship makes a left turn.
Saucer separation in t-minus 5 minutes... - Computer ST:G
Saudi Apartments - Call Low-Rents-of Arabia.
Saudi Arabia, A country where the word "DUCK" is a Verb
Sauerbraten: Moody children.
Sauna (n.):  a nylon tent one hour after sunrise
Sauron is alive in Argentina!
Sausage Grinding is Dirty Dancing to some Germans
Sausage is like the law; once you know what went into it,
Savador Dali:Surreal Killer!
Savage Grace? Wasn't she the daughter of Tarzan and Jane?
Savage is a bonehead!  Savage is a bonehead!  Savage is a bonehead!
Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll get it bad
Save A Planet.  Collect All Nine.
Save America! Impeach President Clinton and her husband, Bill.
Save America: Hilary Clinton '96...........[*NOT* !!!]
Save An Animal - Hunt for Comets
Save California;  when you leave take someone with you
Save Canada: When you leave, take a politician with you.
Save Canada: When you leave, take someone with you.
Save Clayoquot Sound in B.C!!!!!
Save Florida: Restrict Driver's Licenses to those under 100
Save Florida: Teach a Redneck how to drive!
Save Florida: Teach a Yankee how to drive!
Save Florida: When you leave, take someone with you.
Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum!
Save LD charges.  Download it from SWC the first time
Save Laboratory Animals. Use Lawyers instead.
Save M&M's.... They taste better than whales!
Save MSCL ... Rename it My So-Called Panties
Save Net wear and tear...Limit your Email !
Save Our Highways!  Teach a Yankee to drive!
Save Our Jobs - Carbonize Congress.
Save Sally Struthers!
Save Santa a trip, be naughty!!
Save Soviet Jewry...  Win valuable prizes!
Save Soviet Jewry: Collect all 6 or trade with your friends.
Save Soviet Jews. Trade 'em with your friends!
Save The Ansi-Phreaks!  Collect & Trade 'em with friends!
Save The Whales  Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!!
Save The Whales - they make good leftovers!
Save The Whales -- Harpoon Rush Limbaugh!!
Save The Whales! -- Redeem Them For Valuable Prizes!
Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda!
Save The Whales. We can BBQ 'em later
Save Water  --  Drink  more wine
Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
Save Water - shower with a friend.
Save Water - shower with a friend....Hi friend!
Save Water! Shower with a cat!
Save Water, Drink blood!
Save Water, Shower With A Friend
Save Water, Shower with Kei & Yuri!
Save a Cat today!--stop cars at "Cats-X-Ing"--jkb
Save a Minnesotan - Eat a mosquito.
Save a Planet. Collect all 9.
Save a Tree! Publish On Disk! Join the DPA today!
Save a Tree! Stop Reading DSZ Dox!
Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!!
Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick.
Save a bird & help a dog...KICK A CAT!
Save a bird, help a dog, kick a cat!
Save a bird, help a dog... KICK A CAT!!
Save a bird: eat a pussy!
Save a birdhelp a dogkick a cat.
Save a child - kill a social worker
Save a child: prosecute a perpetrator.
Save a choking virgin!  Learn the Hymen Lick maneuver
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
Save a flag - Burn a protester!
Save a forest - eat a beaver!
Save a horse - Ride a cowboy!
Save a lab animal - donate an animal rights extremist to science!
Save a lab animal -- donate a perp to science!
Save a lab rat - inject a PETA member instead.
Save a life.  Adopt a musicologist.
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. -- Ernest Haskins
Save a mouse eat a PUSSY!
Save a star, turn off a light!
Save a starving vampire...donate used tampons
Save a tree - harvest a developer
Save a tree -- leave more E-mail.
Save a tree, eat a beaver tonite
Save a tree-Eat a beaver!
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save a tree...Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
Save a tree...Wipe your butt with a spotted owl - Rush Limbaugh
Save a tree...Wipe your butt with a spotted owl.
Save a tree...kill a woodpecker
Save a whale, harpoon a Norwegian
Save a whale, harpoon a fat person.
Save a whale. Harpoon Rush
Save a young life today.  Support PRO-LIFE causes.
Save all cute things in life.
Save burnt out lighttbulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Save changes before exit?  (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?
Save disk space by the bundle.  Delete WIN95!
Save energy! Install Microsoft Thermal Windows 4.0
Save energy, be apathetic.
Save energy....shower with a friend
Save energy:  Be apathetic
Save energy:  Drive a smaller shell.
Save energy: be apathetic.
Save flags - burn protesters!
Save for a 'rainy day' - and you can be sure it will rain!
Save fuel.  Get cremated with a friend.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
Save gas, don't use the shell
Save gas.  Travel by modem.
Save gas... fart in a jar.
Save gas...Travel by modem.
Save gas:  Commute by modem
Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price
Save heating fuel: Weatherstrip the Canadian boarder!
Save her Peaches! - Crow
Save his life so you can take it away?! - Trapper to Col. Flagg
Save it fo' anotha' day
Save it for another day
Save it for the Jack LaLane show! - Slappy
Save jobs: keep American trees IN America!
Save labor costs. Have your baby delivered at home
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers instead!
Save laboratory animals.  Use lawyers
Save laboratory animals. Use The Bruins instead.
Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers.
Save me O my God
Save me from people who would save me from myself!
Save me your burned out light bulbs - I need them for my darkroom.
Save me, I'm victim of a mortal life.
Save me...an aisle seat!
Save money buying shoes - they're only 85c at bowling alley
Save money! Save time! Save space! Use wsOMR!
Save more trees, eat more beavers.
Save my ship of freedom! I'm lashed helpless to the mast. -Rush
Save on taxes. Kill a burglar.
Save on toilet paper - Use it to clean finger
Save on toilet paper - use both sides
Save on toilet paper: use the other side
Save our  planet, leave something of value behind.
Save our animals!!   Start using blondes for medical experiments!
Save our beaches. Harpoon a fat chick.
Save our environment - use fewer variables
Save our trees......send it by modem
Save our virgin forests - buy a tree a chastity belt.
Save our virgin forests, buy a chastity belt for a tree.
Save our wildlife; hunt activists!
Save out planet for our descendants.
Save paper...... send it by e-mail.
Save paper......send it by modem
Save paper:  Recycle trees!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Save power - share a sonic shower with someone you love.
Save regularly in our bank.  You'll never reget it.
Save some stars...kill a light
Save soon, save often!
Save tax money. Make Jehova's Witnesses deliver the mail
Save that muscoygan crap for the clamdiggers back home, Hawkeye
Save the ALES!
Save the American family:  Nuke Hillary!
Save the Benden!  I'll be back before supper
Save the Canadian! Earth's most recent endangered species
Save the Chia Pet
Save the Children....  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the Choad!  -Strayhorn
Save the Chocolate Moose!
Save the Earth! We may need it later.
Save the Earth, kill Rush Limbaugh.
Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here!
Save the Earth.  Recycle taglines
Save the Forrest Gump: YOU DESTROYED A TREE FOR THAT BOX!
Save the Hobby!  Boycott Kingpin Comics!
Save the LP!!!!!
Save the Manatee - kill a boater
Save the OWLS - Save MEXICO -- Al Gore
Save the Planet
Save the Planet, Mars is too cold
Save the Planet, make a lawyer disappear.
Save the Planet.  We need the refundable deposit.
Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons!
Save the Plankton, eat a whale.
Save the Rainforest! Eat a vegetarian!
Save the Rainforest!!!!!!!!
Save the Snouters
Save the Taglines.....Collect the whole set!
Save the Tiger!  Stuff him and put him in the corner by the eagles
Save the Trees! Stop Reading QModem Dox!
Save the USA - IMPEACH BILLARY!
Save the USA impeach congress
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales - Harpoon a Honda
Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
Save the Whales!  Collect the whole set!  Trade with your friends!
Save the Whales! Collect the whole pod and trad'em
Save the Whales!...and trade them in for valuable prizes!
Save the Whales, seal in a ziplock before freezing
Save the Whales.  Collect the entire set!
Save the Whales. Nuke the Humans
Save the [ANY] key!
Save the baby humans
Save the bales!
Save the bearded one for me!
Save the books!  Burn the censors!
Save the cataloging for later, Tuvok. --Janeway
Save the children! Shoot a drug dealer!
Save the coyote -- abandon cats in the country
Save the dying Adverb, QUICK!
Save the earth, some of my best friends live here.
Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN!
Save the environment... Type SET > ENVIRONM.SAV
Save the environment: recycle this tagline.
Save the excuses, Quark. -- Odo
Save the fire for later, pace yourself.
Save the giblets for the cat - Mike on guy w/body parts
Save the golfs. Buy artificial balls
Save the hermetic seals
Save the humans
Save the kids!  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the males! 
Save the message, and name it, tag1.txt or whatever.
Save the moon, the planet's had it.
Save the next generation - end abortion today!
Save the planet and redeem it for valuable coupons!
Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate
Save the planet.  Kill yourself
Save the planet: Recycle this Tagline
Save the planet;  kill Rush Limbaugh!  *
Save the plankton - eat a whale.
Save the plankton!  Kill the whales!
Save the plankton--eat a whale!
Save the rainforests - kill a logger.
Save the snails!
Save the soybean, eat meat
Save the spotted owl ... for lunch
Save the trees!   Eat more beavers
Save the trees, eat beaver.
Save the trees... family trees, that is
Save the trees.... Use both sides of the toilet paper
Save the turtles - don't wax your car.
Save the ugly animals too!
Save the universe - collect all four!
Save the wales!  Nuke Greenpeace instead!
Save the wales.  Don't let Di & Chuck split up.
Save the water - drink beer
Save the werewolves - help protect an endangering species
Save the whales - Collect the whole set.
Save the whales -- they make great leftovers!
Save the whales and trade 'em in for lawn furniture.
Save the whales collect the entire set.
Save the whales!  Collect the whole set!
Save the whales!  Collect the whole set.  -- Sun Fortune prog
Save the whales!  Collect the whole set. Trade'em with your friends.
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Save the whales! Collect the whole set! - Lhyanna
Save the whales! Feed them Greenies.
Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today.
Save the whales!!! Collect the whole set.
Save the whales, collect an entire set
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law.
Save the whales--collect whole sets!
Save the whales.  Club a seal instead
Save the whales.  Collect the whole set!
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save the whales. (and redeem them for valuable prizes!)
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Save the whales. Refrigerate 'em
Save the whales.... Collect the entire set!
Save the whales...harpoon a rap group
Save the whales; collect the whole set!  Trade them with
Save the whales; collect the whole set!  Trade them with your friends
Save the world ... kill yourself.
Save the world from overpopulation - support the right to choose.
Save the world's forests and save the world
Save then planet! time is running out!
Save this Tagline. It is the key to the universe.
Save this Tagline. It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this message ! You may need it !
Save this message and edit it and append it to to your taglines file.
Save this message!  You may need it!
Save this message, you may need it later
Save this recipe.  It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this tagline!  You may need it!
Save this tagline.  It's drowning in a sea of self pity.
Save this tagline. It may become valuable.
Save this tagline; collect the entire set!
Save time: Boot up precrashed Windows!
Save time: Install precrashed Stacker!
Save toilet paper.    Use the other side!
Save trees - do everything online
Save trees .....  Eat beaver
Save trees! Stop printing tax forms
Save trees, eat  beavers.
Save trees, legalize hemp for fiber farming
Save trees...eat a beaver!
Save up all your hot air and send it to Rush Limbaugh
Save water - shower with your lover.
Save water and phone bills!  Shower with Kodachi!
Save water and your life!  *Don't* shower with Akane!
Save water! Drink blood.
Save water, drink Lion Red
Save water, lose showers - Shower with Kei and Yuri!
Save water, shower with Pansutotaro! (in a LARGE bathroom)
Save water--shower with a friend.
Save water.  Shower with a friend.
Save water. Don't flush the toilet.
Save whales and kill unborn babies?  I don't think so!
Save your Breath...you'll need it to Blow up your date.
Save your Confederate money, boys,
Save your Dixie cups. The South SHALL rise again!
Save your Dixie cups: the south will rise again!
Save your batteries! -- Woody
Save your breath for your inflatable date
Save your burned out bulbs for me. I'm building my own dark room.
Save your cafeteria rolls for the rock garden.
Save your environment--recycle your taglines!
Save your eyes; Plagiarize!
Save your lies for the trial. - Dogbert
Save your mind and load your fantasy!
Save your money - someday it may be worth something
Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95.
Save your money for a rainy day, or a new computer!
Save your money, it may be valuable again someday.
Save your old light bulbs, Geco's building a dark room.
Save your pennies.  The dollars go to the I.R.S.
Save your pity for the weak! - Shang Tsung
Save your pity...share your love!
Save your sour grapes for the vinegar consortium.
Save your strength.  There'll be another time. - Han Solo
Save yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!
Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, "*#&$(@!"  Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Saved by kitty litter
Saved by the bell. Riker
Saved for a rainy day... not earthquaky ones.
Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker.
Saved?  For what, a rainy day???
Saved?  What for, a rainy day???
Saving a person's life against their will is the same as murder
Saving human race from total extinction-no charge.
Saving price
Savings & loan
Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy.
Savings accounts are like toothpaste, easy to take out
Savior, Redeemer of my soul, Whose mighty hand hath made me whole.
Savior, may I learn to love thee, Walk the paths that thou hast shown.
Savour the moment, it doesn't happen all that often.
Savriti         - Mother of Civilization
Savriti, Mother of Civilization.
Saw David Koresh at the store yesterday... in a bag of charcoal
Saw ELVIS! He sat between Jesus and me on the UFO
Saw Russell's butt today! - Mike as Palance
Saw a werewolf drinkin' a Pena Colada at Trader Vic's
Saw better conversations in alphabet soup
Saw my reflection and cried, so little hope that I died. - AIC
Saw off his tweeter! - Butt-Head
Saw off his tweeter!!! huh huh huh huh huh
Saw some of these and went, "MY GODS, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO RETYPE THEM!"
Saw the Blue Angels fly today-like WOW! Up they go into the clouds.
Saw the new Pentium File Servers, Look like cenral heating units!
Saw the vision of the world, and all the wonder it will be.-Tennison
Saw this one in a topless bar ... I think I can do it
Saw this, done that, got the t-shirt.
Saw your name in a bowl of alphabet soup - F R I E N D.
Sawing a lady in half is easy. Putting her back together is hard.
Sax and violins: [musical censoring by the thought police]
Sax me
Sax players DO IT in groups.
Say "Goodbye", Data. -- Geordi  Goodbye, Data. -- Data
Say "Grandma Moses makes munchy meats most Mondays".- Freakazoid
Say "NO", then negotiate.
Say "Unique New York" five times fast!
Say "au revoir" to avoirdupois.  Go metric.  Get real
Say "pistachios."  It's impolite to say "nuts."
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout
Say 'no new taxes' without laughing.
Say 5 times fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun.
Say 95*, Wish I Never Ditched Other Working Software.
Say A Prayer & Kiss Your Heart Goodbye!
Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit
Say Dad, Can We Have A Man To Man Talk, Mono E Mono. - Dog Water.
Say Devil? What's all this about <<<<HECK>>>>fire and Darnation??
Say Devil? What's all this about Hellfire and Damnation??
Say Good night, Bruce.
Say Goodbye to everybody---You're history
Say Grandma Moses makes munchy meats most Mondays.- F!
Say Jennie is Dung = Turned into a frog.(worth trying!)
Say Jennie is Nice = Same as "Star" but a  different message
Say Jennie is Ugly = Back-handed out of the game (for the day)
Say Jennie is a Lady = a wee bit of Gold
Say N2O to drugs.
Say NO to Big Brother Government.
Say NO to IRS: Don't Handicap the Hired!
Say NO to Socialism! Impeach Clinton and Clinton
Say NO to crack, (please pull your pants up!)
Say NO to monopolies!  Boycott Microsoft products!
Say NO! to Negatives!
Say NOPE (Not On Planet Earth) to NIMBY
Say The Magic Word - By Abby Cadabra
Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra*
Say YES to YES661, babes.
Say about twenty guns.  Some on the surface, some on the towers
Say about twenty guns.  Some on the surface, some on the towers
Say everybody, Mr. Garibaldi is here on official business - Ivanova
Say good night @TOFIRST@. "Good night @TOFIRST@!"
Say good night Mark. "Good night Mark!"
Say good night Orville. Good night Orville!
Say good night, Dick.
Say good night, Gracie. - George Burns
Say good night, kitty!
Say good-bye, Data - Wesley Good-bye, Data. - Data
Say goodbye to Checkpoint Charlie, walls are falling every day!
Say goodbye to Rosie--the Queen o'Corona
Say goodbye to all of this -- And hello...to oblivion!
Say goodbye to all of this...and hello to oblivion. - Riff
Say goodbye to all of.../this/, and hello to oblivion! --Riff Raff
Say goodbye to my bird. Goodbye Turdy! - Filbert, Rocko
Say goodbye, Orville.
Say goodnight
Say goodnight, @FN@
Say goodnight, @TOFIRST@
Say goodnight, Bob.
Say goodnight, Dick.
Say goodnight, Gracie. -- Al Calavicci
Say goodnight, Orville.
Say goodnight, YOU
Say goodnight.
Say hello to the 21st century! - Ash
Say hello to the CIA, dear
Say hello to the nice people, Wind Demon. -- Mike Nelson
Say hello to the nice people, wind demon - Mike
Say hello to the stinky guy - Crow
Say hello to the stinky guy. -- Crow T. Robot
Say isn't that the guy from Star Wars? - Tom Wilson 'Maniac'
Say it ain't so Joe
Say it don't spray it, cue ball - Joel to bald guy
Say it in Taglines _is_ @TOFIRST@'s current approach; It works!
Say it in Taglines _is_ Barry's current approach; It works!
Say it like you mean it, fighters. - Throttle
Say it once, nice and loud, "I am Pagan and I am proud!"
Say it to my face, Pinbeak! - Tom to Crow
Say it with SPAM!
Say it with flowers
Say it with flowers - Give her a triffid.
Say it with flowers - Send a Triffid.
Say it with flowers - give her a triffid
Say it with flowers. -- PATRICK F. O'KEEFE
Say it with flowers. Hit her over the head with a bouquet !
Say it with flowers. If you've been bad, do it again.
Say it with flowers. Send her a triffid.
Say it with recipes!
Say it with taglines!
Say its not true, say its not true ..<pout>
Say kids, have you tried new Sugar Frosted Paint Chips?
Say ma, what's for dinner?  Why are you looking at me like
Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Say no to techno!
Say no, then negotiate.
Say no, then negotiate.  --Helga
Say no, then negotiate. DMURPHY'S LAW
Say no, then negotiate. Edsil Murphy
Say no, then negotiate. MURPHY'S LAW
Say nothing & they think you are stupid..Talk & they know for sure
Say old brick, would you grab me a g & t? Mike
Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down yer pants! - Slappy
Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts.
Say please & thank you a lot
Say something cryptic and leave snickering
Say something on topic and puzzle your favorite moderator
Say something soft & sweet.     Marshmallow.
Say something warm 'n' mushy.                Oatmeal.
Say something you'll be sorry for - I love receiving apologies.
Say something, amuse your friends...both of 'em
Say the best.  Think the rest!!
Say the magic pun and win a pound of donkey fazoo
Say the magic word, and the duck will come down.-Groucho Marx
Say the secret woid and be assimilated. - Groucho of Borg
Say the secret woid and the duck is yours
Say the secret word & be assimilated.  *Groucho of Borg
Say the secret word & get killed by a psycho-Crow as duck
Say the secret word and be assimilated. --Groucho of Borg.
Say the secret word and get killed by a psycho! -- Mike Nelson
Say the secret word and get killed by a psycho. -- Crow T. Robot
Say the secret word and this duck is yours.
Say the two words that mean heaven or hell to me. Shoot yourself
Say this five times fast: "Sexy smurf on a sesame seed bun."
Say this ten times fast--Braggin' Dragon
Say to the salesman:  Do you have anything I would like?
Say to yourself 'The child is mine. It is mine.' McCoy
Say what again! Say what again!
Say what the hell's going on/Welcome to my revolution   T Rundgren 
Say what you know, do what you must, come what may.
Say what you like, aardvarks are still first in my book.
Say what you mean and mean what you say!
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. - Mae West
Say what you will about me.  I comprehend little of it anyway!
Say what you will, he's a cautious driver - Mike on punk
Say what you will, he's a cautious driver... -- Mike Nelson
Say whatever you want, because I know that I'm right. - Avery Lette
Say yer prayers, y' flea-bitten' varmint.
Say yes to safe sex
Say you don't need no diamond rings, and I'll be satisifed. - Lennon/McCartney
Say you'll share with me one love one lifetime.
Say your prayers, varmint! - Yosemite Sam
Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!
Say!  Is that potato cake I smell? -- TV's Frank
Say!  This really *is* Nutrageous! -- TV's Frank
Say!  This zombie stuff is kind'a nice! -- TV's Frank
Say!  Who's the new girl?  Hubba Hubba! -- TV's Frank
Say!  Why don't you let some bugs in?  Open up Windows 95.
Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison? - Brad Majors
Say! Is that potato cake I smell?! - TV's Frank
Say! This is the most action I've got - Frank on leech
Say! This really *IS* Nutrageous! - Frank
Say! This zombie stuff is kind'a nice! - TV's Frank
Say! What a dish! - Tom lustily on satellite dish
Say! Who's the new girl? Hubba! Hubba! - TV's Frank
Say!...This a little bit of all right! - Die Fladermaus  [The Tick]
Say, "Please" a lot. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Say, "Thank you" a lot. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Say, Amy, didn't you jump out of Kira's birthday cake?
Say, Clay! Nice spread - Frank on Dr. F's dinner
Say, Clayton. Something unusual about your ears? - Mike
Say, Grnks: This fire thing of yours. I don't think it will catch on
Say, I must be alive!  I have a Tagline!
Say, I must be alive!  I have a recipe!
Say, Jim, is that a tribble on your head?
Say, Pilgrims! Get all the Modems in a circle!!
Say, Sharra, didn't I see you jump out of Julian's birthday cake?
Say, Tom, I'd really appreciate it if you would kill me!
Say, Where is everybody??? - Godot
Say, bartender, isn't it a beautiful evening? Did you come in just to drink or to talk?
Say, can I use that in my recipe?
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Say, can you hear that? It's the sound of the Reaper... - Magus
Say, didn't I see you on the new Baywatch?
Say, didn't you jump out of Kira's birthday cake?
Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
Say, do you suppose it might be Prof. Monkey-for-a-head? - EWJ
Say, has anyone seen my tagline?
Say, have you ever been in deep with the Mob? -- TV's Frank
Say, have you heard about
Say, honey, there are two flies in the kitchen. 'l hat's too bad. We're not allowed pets in the apartment
Say, is this the trailer of Great Cthulhu?
Say, isn't M.C. Escher a famous rap star?
Say, isn't that mistletoe? - Woody to BoPeep
Say, man, show me that little walk again. Elvis
Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE??  NO, it's a DOA!!
Say, that runway down there looks long enough
Say, this a little bit of all right! - Die Fladermaus
Say, those acting classes are really paying off! - Yakko
Say, waiter, this milk is weak. Sorry, the cow got caught in the rain
Say, what does this turbo b u t t o n  d o ?  O h . . .
Say, what's a mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?
Say, when do they begin? - Grouch Marx, watching a cricket match at Lord's
Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?
Say, why don't you let some bugs in, open Windows95.
Say, you got a sweet outlaw ass - Dr. F as two guys talk
Say, you look pretty athletic.  What say we put a pair of tennis shoes on you and run you into the wall?
Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
Say, you're from another planet, aren't you?
Say,what does this turbo b u t t o n  d o  ?  O  h
Say. Nice front porch - Tom as guy kisses girl on porch
Say... They didn't mention THIS in the brochures!
Say... are you about a size 14? -- Buffalo Bill
SayNice bike. -- T1000
Sayin' ain't doin'. -- Grady
Saying "God told me" is no excuse for stupidity
Saying Clinton is best hope is like saying Moe was the best stooge.
Saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock 
Saying a good politician is like saying an honest burglar.
Saying guns cause crime is like saying matches cause arson.
Saying it _LOUDER_ doesn't make it _CLEARER_ !
Saying no to something is actually more powerful than saying yes.  --Tom Hanks
Saying nothing doesn't necessarily mean anything
Saying nothing doesn't necessarily mean anything
Saying there is no truth in the world is a lie.
Saying this, we say what's been handed down.
Says one sperm to another sperm, "L'Eggo my Eggo!"
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
Says who? - Mulder to Scully
Says who?- Quis est qui inquit?
Says you, Pointy Head! - Earthworm Jim
Scalable fonts?  No thanks, I'm afraid of heights
Scaldophobia:  Fear the toilet will flush while showering.
Scalp 'em, Tantric!
Scalpel - What Indians used to do.
Scalpel, Sponge, Syringe, Nipple clamps
Scalpel...sutures...oops...pen...death certificate
Scalpel:  What Indians used to do.
Scan C: - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Scan C: Windows found, erase it (Y/y)?
Scan bar code to continue  ****************
Scan complete. - Tuvok
Scan for di-kronium. Kirk
Scan for life signs. - Picard
Scan that ship! ... Aye, Captain ... 300 DPI?
Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea.
Scandal, like hypocrisy, is bipartisan
Scandinavian Photography - By Matt Finnish
Scanners are ready. - Neela
Scanners aren't picking up any life forms onboard. - Dax
Scanners show no disturbances in this quadrant, Captain. - Spock
Scanners show no intelligent lifeforms in this echo Captain.
Scanning C:; Windows Found - (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide ?
Scanning C:\, DOS Found (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide?
Scanning complete, subject not found - Computer What? - Cranston
Scanning for lifeforms.. la diddly la dum... - Data ST:G
Scanning for virusesWindows found! Please remove!
Scanning the singularity. Paris
Scantabile: a Britney Spears performance.
Scantily clad clam bearers smell fishy.
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Scar of Borg: Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
Scar!   Brother... help me... - Mufasa
Scar:  Rolled tobacco leaf.
Scare a fundamentalist: Say you are a cannibal, too!
Scare a liberal: Hold them to THEIR standards
Scare them into unconsciousness so we can slip in? :) - Dire Wolf
Scare your Representatives-get to know them!
Scared me...and I'm fearless! - Jim Powers
Scared of Speed?  Try Micro$oft Windows!
Scared skydiver:  "Help, I'm up and I can't fall down!"
Scared you, huh! - The Mask
Scared?  You should be
Scared?  You should be. - The Crow
Scares me!And I'm fearless!!!
Scarfing as many tagines as you bloody well drae.  :))
Scariest words known to man "I maxed all your cards Honey
Scarlet 27______________________________________Forza Alesi!
Scarlet eyes and a see thought heart --U2
Scarlett, kiss me.  Kiss me once.   Clark Gable
Scaroth, Cthulhu, is there a connection?
Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.
Scars take time to heal.
Scars, n. - The fashion statement of the New Millenium!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Scary phrases: "My water just broke!"
Scary thought # 5: Tyrannosaurus Dax
Scary, scary!  Don't we look mean! -- Recoil
Scary: Dragons - Funny: Dragon Porn Movies.
Scary: Green Dragon - Funny: Green Dragon in string bikini
Scat and Non-Scat - Mike on buttons in Mel Torme's car
Scatha          - Goddess of Death, The Dark One
Scatman - covek s mackom
Scatology, The science of shooing cats
Scatter the ties that bind the array
Scatterd showers my ass - Noah
Scattered Showers, my ASS! -- Noah
Scattered showers my _a**_! -Noah
Scattered showers my arse.... --Noah
Scattered showers my ass!  -- Noah
Scattered showers, my f??king arse! Noah
Scattered showers? Let me at that Michael Fish! - Noah
Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful.
Scenery is here.  Wish you were nice.
Scenes cut from The Turning Point - Tom on girl wrestlers
Scenes for young actors here - Tom
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 10: Picard uses hair restorer
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 11: Worf has haemorrhoids
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 12: Chekov has hiccups
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 13: The engines actually can take the load
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 14: Kirk suddenly has a headache when seduced by
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 15: The woman goes "Yeuuucchhh!!" at the sight of
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 16: Spock understands a dirty joke
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 17: The Klingons actually hit their targets first
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 18: The crew of the Enterprise do a "moon" at the
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 19: Kirk doesn't have an itchy bum
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 1: Spock farts in the shuttlecraft
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 20: Kirk takes "Viagra"
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 2: The Captain's toilet backs up
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 3: A whoopie cushion on Sulu's chair
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 4: Kirk has crabs
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 5: McCoy diagnoses a disease right first time
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 6: Scotty is unable to fix a calculator
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 7: Kirk falls down instead of the woman
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 8: Uhura has PMS
Scenes not shown on StarTrek 9: Spock's underwear is too tight
Scepticism And The Urban Native Transportaion
Scepticism is the beginning of faith
Sceptics doubt about it.
Sceptics may or may not rule, ok.
Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure
Schedules are never drawn up by the people who will have to keep them
Schematics:  The Joy of Specs
Schematologists DO IT haltingly
Schematologists do it haltingly.
Scheme of government, keep the people ignorant.
Schew - Gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe
Schindler's other list: Ham, bacon, pork chops, sausage.
Schirrup!>"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
Schitzofrenia - Natural multitasking
Schitzophrenia: The human multitasking environment.
Schizopherenia means never having to be alone!
Schizophrenia  -  Nature's way of multitasking
Schizophrenia -  Noun: Human version of cross-linked files!
Schizophrenia - the natural multi-tasking.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone............
Schizophrenia beats drinking alone.
Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone.
Schizophrenia divides and rules, OK?
Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag."
Schizophrenia means never having to say you're lonely!!!
Schizophrenia rules, ok, ok.
Schizophrenia rules.  OK.  OK.
Schizophrenia sure beats being alone!
Schizophrenia...Being alone together.
Schizophrenia: Just another way of multitasking
Schizophrenia: mother nature's way of
Schizophrenic ? Who - us ?
Schizophrenic Hymn: "No, Never Alone."
Schizophrenic Junkie Vampire Psychos it is, then
Schizophrenic convention?  Anyone who is everyone is there!!!!
Schizophrenic threatens suicide!  FBI declares hostage situation!
Schizophrenic vampires have lots of holes in their necks.
Schizophrenic's Hymn:  "No, Never Alone"
Schizophrenic?  I'm a bleedin' Quadrophenic! - The Who, 1972
Schizophrenic?  No, we prefer the word imaginative.
Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadraphonic
Schizophrenic? No, we prefer the word 'Imaginative.'
Schizophrenics DO IT alone
Schizophrenics do it alone.
Schizophrenics do it with themselves. But then, so do most adolescents
Schizophrenics keep their own council
Schizophrenie, das natuerliche multitasking
Schizophyrenia beats being alone.
Schizos are never alone
Schlege.
SchlitzBeer of Borg:  You will be assimilated with gusto!
Schlompf!
Schmidt's Law-If you mess with it long enough, it breaks.
Schmidt's Law:   If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed company. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Schoen, dass du da bist ... und nicht hier ;-)
Scholars are a library's way of making more libraries.
School Reader  - By C. Dick & Jane Run
School attendance is compulsory, learning optional.
School food
School for Gurus: GURU U!
School is like that ol' North wind -- it blows!
School lunches stick to the wall.
School suckz!
School was made to the fool who's not cool <wink>
School's  out  for-EVER!
School's  out  for-EVER! - Alice Cooper
School's OUT for the SUMMER!!
School's Out -- Alice Cooper
School's bad enough - at least I'm not letting them teach me anything.
School: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
Schoolboys are hit by schoolgirls 20:1.
Schoolboys hit schoolgirls 1:20.
Schoolgirls are hit by schoolboys 1:20.
Schoolgirls hit schoolboys 20:1.
Schoolhouse Rock: "And if he signs me then I'll be a law!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "But today I am still just a bill."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Eleven will always be a friend of mine!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Figure eight is two times four."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Figure four, one half-of eight."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses."
Schoolhouse Rock: "I got six!  That's all there is!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "I'm just a bill.  Yes, I'm only a bill..."
Schoolhouse Rock: "Looks like it's going to be a free country!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Two great ingredients:  liberty and immigrants!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Verb!  That's what's happenin'!"
Schoolhouse Rock: "Zero, my hero... How wonderful you are!"
Schoolhouse Rock: 3 is a magic number
Schoolhouse Rock: And if he signs me then I'll be a law!
Schoolhouse Rock: And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!
Schoolhouse Rock: But today I am still just a bill.
Schoolhouse Rock: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Schoolhouse Rock: Darn!  That's the end.
Schoolhouse Rock: Eleven will always be a friend of mine!
Schoolhouse Rock: Figure eight is two times four.
Schoolhouse Rock: Figure four, one half-of eight.
Schoolhouse Rock: He signed you, Bill.  Now you're a law!
Schoolhouse Rock: Hooking' up words and phrases and clauses.
Schoolhouse Rock: I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
Schoolhouse Rock: I got six!  That's all there is!
Schoolhouse Rock: I'm just a bill.  Yes, I'm only a bill...
Schoolhouse Rock: Interjections! show excitement! or emotion!
Schoolhouse Rock: Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl
Schoolhouse Rock: Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your adverbs here.
Schoolhouse Rock: Looks like it's going to be a free country!
Schoolhouse Rock: Lovely Lady Liberty, with her book of recipes!
Schoolhouse Rock: Not a woman here could vote no matter what age!
Schoolhouse Rock: Noun is a person, place or thing
Schoolhouse Rock: Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong
Schoolhouse Rock: There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
Schoolhouse Rock: Time for Timer!
Schoolhouse Rock: Two great ingredients:  liberty and immigrants!
Schoolhouse Rock: Verb!  That's what's happening'!
Schoolhouse Rock: Zero, my hero... How wonderful you are!
Schools ban the story of boy with his finger in a dyke
Schools out Krueger!-Jacob
Schooner:  1) Traditional sail vessel.  2) Traditional ale vessel.
Schopenhauer named envy and sympathy as the characteristi
Schopenhauer named envy and sympathy as the characteristics that are responsible for the main difference in people, stating that envy created a wall between people and sympathy negated any barrier.
Schorschenegger - Total Rebuild
Schpider! (He is our Hero!)
Schpittenpoppenbangentuben - EEC terminology for exhaust pipe.
Schr*dinger's Pet Clinic - Give your cat half a chance.
Schr*dinger's cat?  Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Schrodenger's Cat Games #23:  Ha!  Made you look!
Schrodenger's cat?  Sorry, haven't seen it.
Schrodinger rules the waves
Schrodinger's Cat => <Meow> <Meow> <THUD!>
Schrodinger's Cat Clinic--Give your pet half a chance
Schrodinger's Cat Games #23: Ha! Made you look!
Schrodinger's Cat? I probably have seen it
Schrodinger's Pet Clinic - Give your cat half a chance
Schrodinger's cat is really Krazy Cat in disguise.
Schrodinger's cat may have slept here
Schrodinger's cat?  Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Schrodinger's cat? Well, maybe I've seen it and maybe I haven't
Schrodinger: The glass is either empty or full, we don't know which.
Schrodingers cat? Well maybe I've seen it and maybe I haven't
Schroeder's Cat--put in a box until Beethoven's Birthday
Schroedinger's Pizza
Schroedinger's cat had 18 half-lives
Schroedingerism           sh*t does not happen until you observe it
Schrdinger rules the waves - or at least his cat does
Schshschshchsch.
Schshschshchsch. -- The Gorn, "Arena"
Schubert had a horse named Sara; Schubert's Sara neighed.
Schumer & Clinton:  "Two Fools for Sister Sarah"
Schumer Name-game! Chuck, Chuck, Bo Buck, Banana Fana, Fo F-...whoops!
Schumer Syndrome: Unatural fear of armed law-abiding citizens.
Schumer and Clinton:  "Two Fools for Sister Sarah"
Schumer dies..they give him an enema..they can bury him in a shoebox.
Schumer knifes you in the back...then gets you for a concealed weapon
Schumer leads a rich fantasy life! - Rep. Newt Gingrich
Schumer was such a sleazy child his bath toys were a toaster & radio.
Schumer's not a vulture...more like something a vulture would eat.
Schumer's surgeon must be great!  The lobotomy scars hardly show
Schwabb's Truth:  You can get as drunk on water as you can on land
Schwartzanegger doing Shakespear: To Be or Not To Be, but I'll be back!
Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad.
Schweden:  Sfyfs.. Schysthemboolaghet, har har har!
Schwee:  The sound made by a door opening on "Star Trek."
Schwietzer! Schwietzer! Schwietzer! Schwietzer!
Schwiggle, n.: The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil.
Schwiggle, n.: The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
SciFi (pronounced: skiffy)-- what non-sf fans think sf is
Science Cures Apathy:  so far no one cares.
Science Fiction (oo-oo-oo) Double Feature!
Science Fiction - World Tour - Monday December 12 1994
Science Fiction - World Tour - Sunday August 14 1994
Science Fiction Stories  - By E. T. Fonehome
Science Fiction is no more written for scientists that ghost stories are written for ghosts. - Brian Aldiss
Science Fiction:  The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.
Science Fiction:  a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction: So fun it ought to be illegal, or fat, or sumfin'.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Science Fiction: The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.-CS Lewis
Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
Science Fiction:The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.<CS Lewis<
Science W/O religion is lame, religion W/O S is blind - A.E
Science Without Conscience Is The Death Of The Soul
Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith are in complete discord
Science and the military, working side by side... -- Crow
Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", And cats don't ca
Science asks "How?", Philosophy ask "Why", Nature doesn't give a s--t!
Science asks "How?", Philosophy asks "Why", And cats don't care
Science asks "What do you want?"
Science asks How, Philosophy asks Why, and Ferrets don't care much.
Science asks How.  Philosophy ask Why.  And cats don't care much
Science asks How? Philosophy ask Why? Cats don't care!
Science asks How? Philosophy ask Why? and Cats could care less
Science asks How?, P          Refer#: NONE
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, And cats don't care.
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why, and Dogs don't care much
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.
Science asks how, philosophy asks why, and ferrets don't care much.
Science asks how.  Philosophy asks why.  Dragons don't care.
Science asks how. Philosophy asks why. Cats couldn't care less
Science asks why, I ask why not
Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed. - Thomas Huxley
Science conducts us through the whole creation until we arrive at God.
Science creates Artificial Stupidity - calls it Republicans.
Science distinguishes a man of honor from one of those athletic brutes whom undeservedly we call heroes. - Dryden
Science does not deny God; God does not deny science.
Science does not remove the terror of the gods.
Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten mor
Science ficZ-^ Dare to dream.
Science fiction and fantasy: the world of imagination and possibility.
Science fiction does not occur in a vacuum
Science fiction fans are better prepared for the future.
Science fiction fans seem to love taglines  :^)
Science fiction is for people who can't face reality.
Science fiction is my way to travel interdimensionally.
Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensio
Science fiction stories are whatever SF editors buy. - J.Campbell
Science fiction warps your mind.  Engage warp factor 10.
Science fiction: Dare to dream.
Science has done more for Western Civilization in 100 years then Christianity did in 1800 years. - John Burroughs
Science has finally discovered how to get blood from a stone--make it fill out a tax return
Science has finally found what distinguishes Man from the other beasts: financial worries
Science has found that only one thing can prevent baldness... hair!
Science has made many advances, but none so far with women.
Science has not yet found a cure for the pun.
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. - Ashley Montague
Science has yet to explain Isaac Asimov's sideburns.
Science help build better mousetraps, but nature builds better mice.
Science in a moral vacuum is evil
Science is 3/4 theory and 1/4 proof
Science is a cemetary of dead ideas, even though life may issue from them -- MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO
Science is a collection  of successful recipes
Science is a two-headed beast! - The Tick, to Arthur
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it. - Albert Einstein
Science is absolute, irrefutable fact.  -  Until the next discovery
Science is far more exciting than fiction, far more subtle and has the virtue of being true. -- Carl Sagan
Science is for those who learn; poetry, for those who know. - Joseph Roux
Science is material. Religion is immaterial
Science is not a crutch, but a ladder
Science is not a crutch, but a ladder.  Chris Feree
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith
Science is the main cause of cancer in rats.
Science is the meeting place of two kinds of poetry: the poetry of thought and the poetry of action. - George Agostinho da Silva
Science is to be practised seriously. No cloning around.
Science is to computer science as hydraulics is to plumbing
Science is to computer science as hydraulics is to plumbing. Stan Kelly-Bootle
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing." -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, _Computer Language_, Oct 90
Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts
Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Science may someday discover what faith has always known
Science policy is to science as bird shot is to birds
Science policy is to science as bird shot is to birds. Petr Beckman
Science proves Windows isn't a virus (a virus accomplishes something).
Science rules!
Science seeks to make theories that are so beautiful, elegant,
Science seeks to make theories that are so beautiful, elegant, and logical that Nature is flattered and acquiesces
Science should be taught using looseleaf textbooks
Science should only be taught with looseleaf textbooks
Science teachers DO IT with test tubes
Science teachers do it with test tubes.
Science without Religion is lame - Albert Einstein
Science without Religion is lame--Einstein
Science without philosophy is like economics without politics
Science without religion is lame
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
Science without religion is lame.
Science! Boring! Interest. Waninggg - The Tick
Science, like nature, must also be tamed. Neil Peart - Rush
Science/Religion: Dharmakh and Jhalahd at Tanagra.
Science:  preconception meeting verification
Science; The search for how
Science[Matter] Philosophy[Mind] Religion[Spirit]
Scientific Method:  A useful logical fallacy
Scientific Methodism      Skatole-bearing anomalies materialize
Scientific experiments cause cancer in rats.
Scientific method.   ....Actually I took a guess. - Bashir
Scientific name for democrats: Taxandspendus liberalus.
Scientific progress goes "BOINK"?
Scientific progress goes "BOINK"? -Hobbes
Scientific progress goes 'BOINK' ??   Hobbes
Scientific studies show that drinking on New Year's Eve does not cause a hangover. Waking up the next day does
Scientifically speaking, the only thing different about life and death is that death lasts a lot longer. - Terry Southern
Scientist ask how, philosophers ask why, and blonds don't care!!!
Scientist dates 5,000 year old Mummy. Wedding soon.
Scientist dates 5,000 year old Mummy. Wedding soon.- Nat'l Inquirer
Scientist's Ball:  Watt reckoned it'd be a good way to let off steam
Scientists DO IT experimentally.
Scientists Discover Baby Spice Was Married to King Henry VIII in Previous Life
Scientists Note Progress In Herpes Battle; Ear Plugs Recommended
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it
Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.  -- William Buckley
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scientists aren't sure what this represents - Mike
Scientists check in but they don't check out - Joel
Scientists discover life causes cancer.
Scientists discover rings around Uranus!
Scientists discovered it.
Scientists do it according to established methods.
Scientists do it experimentally.
Scientists do it scientifically.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scientists do it with test tubes.
Scientists don't think; they observe
Scientists have always been the pawns of the military
Scientists have discovered a cure for apathy.  So what?
Scientists invent acid to dissolve anything, but nothing
Scientists invent acid to dissolve anything, but nothing to keep it in
Scientists learn to talk to dolphins, and find them boring.
Scientists shouldn't litter! - Tom
Scientists view:  If Sh*t Happens, record and analyze it.
Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your
Scientists. Mad in shape & purpose - Crow on Mads
Scientology               Does sh*t happen?  (See page 469)
Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minifis
Scintillating Tagline #457
Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance
Scissors always move in pairs
Scit-cat: Breath mints for the dyslexic.
Scitum est inter caecos luscum regnare posse -- Gerard Didier Erasmus
Scizophrenia is a lifestyle choice
Scooby Doo: The Motion Picture - Mike
Scooby Dooby Doo.                       Scooby Doo
Scooby.. Dooby.. Doo.. Where are you?
Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all o
Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all over the floor.
Scope - Fights dragon breath and tastes great!
Scorch the earth until the earth surrenders
Score just in...  Babylon - 5, DS - 9 and Earth - 2
Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9 and Earth - 2
Score just in: Deep Space - 9, Babylon - 5, and Earth - 2
Score one for Earth!
Score one for Earth! -- Joel Robinson
Score one for the secret cervix! - Butt-Head
Score: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2, and Voyager 70,000 ;<)
Score: Voyager 70,000, DS9, Babylon 5, VR5, Earth 2, and Sliders oo
Score:Deep Space 9,Babylon 5,Earth 2,and Voyager 70,000
Scores just in... Earth-2, Babylon-5, Deep Space-9
Scorn pain.  Either it will go away or you will
Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise men turn away wrath.
Scorpion says,"Kill Sub-Zero!"
Scorpions, unless genetically mutated, do not growl!
Scot*y! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
Scotch finger biscuits and American's root beer.
Scotch for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Scotch me up, Beamie... er, Jim Beam me up, Scotchie... er, Energise!
Scotch me up, Beamy !
Scotch whiskey is not a chaser for haggis - it is an antidote
Scotch, no rocks.  Doc said I need to cut my water intake
Scotch: one bottle's too much for one man, but not enough for two.
Scotch: very old ginger ale with an attitude.
Scotia          - Dark Aphrodite, Goddess of Death
Scotland, where men are men and sheep are proud of it!
Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou
Scots In The Desert  - By Lorna Dune
Scots Pagans:  A people who Pict their own gods
Scots do it with an accent.
Scots next door to wild partiers:  "It's bagpipe payback time!"
Scots rule, och aye!
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper a quarter-mile away!
Scots wear kilts because sheep can hear zippers from a mile off.
Scotsmen DO IT with Amazing Grace.
Scotsmen DO IT with the sporans.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Scotsmen wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards
Scott Baio is the Anti-Christ! --Bobcat Goldthwaite
Scott Baio is the AntiChrist!!!
Scott Bakula for Kai...No, Sam, it's not a dress
Scott Bakula:  Best Actor, TV Series Drama, Golden Globe 1992.
Scott Dupuis suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils.
Scott Goodyear - Winner 1992, 1994 - Marlboro 500
Scott McCollough:  The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Scott Me Up Beemie!
Scott gets hammered! - Larry
Scott has been nominated as Dax's host in '95!
Scott me up Beamie!
Scott me up, Beamie!  Er...Uh....I mean
Scott me up, Beamie! Uh
Scott me up, Beamie.  Er, uh
Scott me up, Beamy!
Scott me up, Beamy!  [HIC]
Scott me up, Beamy! - Capt. Tames K. Jerk
Scott on Klingon ship: She's packing quite a whallop!
Scott on whales: The beasties seem glad to see you, Doctor.
Scott talking into mouse: Hello, Computer
Scott to Apollo: We are quite capable of some wrath ourselves.
Scott to computer: Up your shaft.
Scott turn up the master, so I can hear it and talk faster
Scott wanders off in an insane daze singing to himself
Scott's Law: when an error has been detected and corrected It will be found to have been correct in the first place
Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
Scott's second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place
Scott, if I could reach you, I would hurt you. - Brain
Scott, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. --Odo.
Scott: ...then we're dead. [*] Spock: I've been dead before.
Scott: Admiral, thar be drivel here!
Scott: Admiral, thar be whales here!
Scott: Any man who could pull that off I don't dare disappoint.
Scott: Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon, that's hard.
Scott: Don't ye know a jailbreak when ye see one?
Scott: I'll call it the James Kirk memorial brothel.
Scott: If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
Scott: The way it is now, we couldn't beam up a fly.
Scott: Ye canna change the lawsa physics! Q: Speak for yourself!*snap!
Scottch Me Up Beamy
Scottie beam me upNo intelligent life found
Scottie of Borg-you will be assimilated in two hours
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Scottish Foreplay: "Here sheepie, sheepie, sheepie..."
Scottish Kilt Patterns - By Glen Pladd
Scottish World Cup Successes
Scottish country dancers are reel people
Scottish foreplay: So how much are you paying, laddie?
Scottish independence: a threat to the Queen's Caliphate.
Scottish meal of entrails in a bun;Haggis?nope...Big Mac!
Scottish meal of entrails in a bun;Haggis?nope...Big Mac!
Scottish meal of guts in a bun MacHaggis.
Scottish midges: small insects, 1/10 body, 9/10 teeth
Scottish version of Fiddler On The Roof - Mike
Scotty ! Hurry beam me u. *+u?+#mY=b=-  NO CARRIER
Scotty - "I know this ship like the back of my hand!"  <BONK>
Scotty -- hurry, beam me <BZZZZZZRRRPP>
Scotty ... I have fallen and I can't BEAM up!!!
Scotty Beam me aboard! Aye Aye captian...will a 2 by 4 do
Scotty Beam me aboard! Aye Captain, will a 2 by 4 do?
Scotty Burger:  Captain, the pickles canna take na more
Scotty I need shields!  Aye sair, panty or dress?
Scotty I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty Says - If the shoe fits...EAT IT!
Scotty Scale: CAPTAIN  The Springs, they're buckling!
Scotty Warp8! - cpt, not my babies!
Scotty beam me up
Scotty beam me up! There's no intelligent life down here.
Scotty beam me up, there's no intelligent life on earth
Scotty beam us a broad!
Scotty beam us aboard"  "Aye Sir, Will a 2x4 do???
Scotty beam us up ! ---- S C O T T Y ???
Scotty here... Who the hell is going to beam ME up?
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim
Scotty of Borg:  "The laws of physics are irrelevant, Cap'n."
Scotty on STVII: We canna take much more o' this!
Scotty the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard
Scotty up me beam!
Scotty!  Beam me up!  It ate my phaser!!
Scotty!  Beam me up!  It's a planet of (insert sexual preference here)
Scotty!  Hurry!  Beam me uragg^*       NO CARRIER
Scotty!  Hurry!  beam me u- $@#%&    NO CARRIER
Scotty!  I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty!  Why can't I get a directory on this thing?
Scotty! , Beam me Augggggg! # #$%# NO CARRIER
Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! *b*~ NO CARRIER
Scotty! Beam me u...* NO CARRIER.
Scotty! Beam me up. There is no reality here
Scotty! General Order 24 in two hours! Kirk
Scotty! Hurry beam me ^#/%~^&   NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry beam me u.... *+u?+#mY=b=- NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me aurg%$@$@#$#NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me to#$!(^*~~qq^_)$ NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me u...arrgg^*)(@$* NO CARRIER.
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u * -- [NO CARRIER].
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....*       NO CARRIER
Scotty! Hurry, beam me uraghh^*+oO NO CARRIER
Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!!
Scotty! Why can't I get a directory on this thing?
Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$&      NO CARRIER
Scotty!, beam me AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! %^%$# NO CARRIER
Scotty!, beam me Augggg! #$ NO CARRIER
Scotty's been smoking the Dilythium crystals again, Jim.
Scotty, *now* would be a good time - Chekov
Scotty, Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack
Scotty, Beam me a Board!!!....  2x4 Cap'n???
Scotty, Beam me a board. Eye sir will a 2x4 Do?
Scotty, Beam me up - there isn't any intelligent life down here!
Scotty, Doom me up
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u+di{AO Ro +W  e#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me ud#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me ud{ՊR W#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u$d"!$%)(RNO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u**d*{****R* *W****#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, HURRY!  Beam me u|UdU{++eVR% AWN  u#c(&NO CARRIER
Scotty, I need 5th gear NOW or we're all dead!
Scotty, I need shields! Aye sir, panty or dress?
Scotty, I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we're all dead -- Kirk
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!
Scotty, I said BEAM ME ABOARD not BEAM ME A FORD!
Scotty, I've fallen & I can't beam up
Scotty, Kirk here.  Beam down yeoman Randall and a six pack
Scotty, Set Laser Printer To STUN !
Scotty, Warp 5!  But Captain, we're low on comedians!
Scotty, alter our course to...Beta BETA III! - Wesley
Scotty, beam Mr. Clinton and Mr. Gore to the brig.
Scotty, beam m no, NO!  Put the ruby quartz back on!
Scotty, beam me a board... I'm building a deck
Scotty, beam me aboard *2x4 drops from sky*
Scotty, beam me aboard! Aye, sir... will a 2x4 do?
Scotty, beam me arghhhh !
Scotty, beam me down a burrito!
Scotty, beam me down a mortgage application!
Scotty, beam me down another beer! (BUURRP!)
Scotty, beam me that lost ancestor
Scotty, beam me to the Bahamas.
Scotty, beam me up Warp speed
Scotty, beam me up a copy of OS/2 v3.0, please!
Scotty, beam me up a double!
Scotty, beam me up another Blonde
Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message!
Scotty, beam me up another Chit-Chat message
Scotty, beam me up another QMPRO/TAG-X message
Scotty, beam me up!  It ate my phaser!
Scotty, beam me up! But I don't have the power.....
Scotty, beam me up. .  . I'm about to experience a GPF
Scotty, beam mno, NO!  Put the ruby quartz back on!
Scotty, beam this guy up!
Scotty, beam up another Blue Wave packet
Scotty, beam us a board! (2x4 drops from sky)
Scotty, beam us a board! [clunk!]
Scotty, beam us aboard! (2x4 drops from sky)
Scotty, beam us aboard! .. 'Aye sir will a 2x4 do sir?'
Scotty, beam us aboard!"  "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do.
Scotty, beam us down more whiskey and proceed to Rigel VII
Scotty, detonate and energize!  Wait, I mean...[BOOM]
Scotty, how much longer until we can shift into Unix?
Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%* NO CARRIER.
Scotty, hurry.  Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*(    NO CARRIER
Scotty, microwave another victim please
Scotty, now would be a good time!
Scotty, on Argelia they use the lights. Kirk
Scotty, quick!  Beam m@@6"(~\%)#  NO CARRIER
Scotty, save my arse! - Kirk
Scotty, stop screwing around.  Beam up my hairpiece, also!
Scotty, swtich on that device! Kirk
Scotty, the intruder's in your area! Scott
Scotty, the woman is appreciated but I said beam me aboard.
Scotty, transport all Democrats to the null quadrant
Scotty, we have a "situation" here. Beam down Ensign Expendable.
Scotty, we need warp 8 in 10 minutes or we're all dead
Scotty, we need...MORE POWER!!! Argh! Argh! - Cap'n Tim Allen
Scotty, we're running out of time! Kirk
Scotty, when the engines fail
Scotty, you butthead, beam me up another beer
Scotty, you're rehired! Kirk
Scotty. Push it right to the edge. - Kirk
Scotty. Sorry to keep you waiting. - Kirk
Scotty. hurry. beam me  uragg^*._L NO
Scotty. hurry. beam me uragg^**_* NO CARRIER.
Scotty. hurry. beam me Y֚^* NO CARRIER
Scotty... Hurry, beam me up before \^**@~~ NO CARRIER
Scotty... now would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV
Scotty..I Need Shields NOW!  Aye Captain,Dress or Panty
Scotty..I said beam me "aboard", not beam me a 2 X 4
Scotty: "What is it?"  Data: "It is it is green."
Scotty: Captain, Chekov blew up killing Bones! Spock:Fascina
Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Scottynow would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV
Scoundrel for Hire - Ugly Trolls Defended
Scoupe du jour: hot gossip.
Scouse  . . . . . . .   I ' l l   b e   b a c k
Scouse  . . . . . . .   I ' l l   b e   b a c k   . . . . . .
Scouse  ..... bury me in a Y-shaped coffin
Scouse  ..... bury me in a Y-shaped coffin  ..............
Scouse - if you can't inhale it, just swallow ......
Scouse - if you can't inhale it, shove it up yer conk
Scouse - it beats as it sweeps as it cleans .......
Scouse - it won't happen overnight - but it will happen
Scouse - lie back and let it happen !
Scouse - never mind the length, feel the width
Scouse - never mind the length, feel the width ..............
Scouse . . . . . O n e     L u m p     o r     T w o  ?  "
Scouse ... if you can't inhale it .... just swallow
Scouse ... it beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
Scouse ... one size fits all
Scouse ... one size fits all  .... <g>
Scouse ... the only way to travel; climb into one, today
Scouse ..... each day is like a year .. a year whose days are long
Scouse ......... you've probably stood in it
Scouse ......... you've probably stood in it .........
Scouse king - defender of faith .... jam butties an' chips
Scousejudies ..... they're buried in Y-shaped coffins
Scousejudies ..... they're buried in Y-shaped coffins  ..............
Scouseking - defender of faith .... jam butties an' chips ....
Scouseland .......... where the forest meets the sea ............. ?
Scousers of the world - Unite!
Scout "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" - Ben
Scout Motto: A Scout is obedient.
Scouter Truth: Being prepared is only part of it!
Scouter Truth: Dishwashing is the hardest activity to get volunteers.
Scouter Truth: Once an Eagle, always an Eagle.
Scouter Truth: There's always more patches to trade for.
Scouter, Scouter, which way is North?
Scouting - It's only an hour a week!!
Scouting - It's only an hour a week!! <*BIG GRIN*>
Scouting is cool!
Scouting rounds a guy out --- yep, I'm getting round.
Scouting taught me everything I know about knots.
Scouting--I love it!
Scouting: A Bridge to the Future.
Scouting: Many Fires, One Great Light.
Scoutmaster? - I'm not the master of those
Scouts offer to help you across the street.
Scrabble players lay seven in a row,- and score !
Scrabble?  Nah...I can't spell worth a shirt
Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Scramble Watermelon One!
Scrambled brains, I've got a toasted mind - M. Muir
Scrambled eggs on Thursday
Scrambled taglines?  type TAGLINES.MR | so
Scrambled taglines?  type TAGLINES.MR | sort  [filename]
Scrape the rust off your imagination. - Hawkeye to Frank
Scrapple! Nothing like grinding up a pig and selling it in brick form
Scratch & Sniff  [        ]    Smells like glass, doesn't it?
Scratch & Sniff ?  You first
Scratch & Sniff [      ]   Smells Like Glass, eh?
Scratch & sniff? ... I'll be damned if I will! `Bye   ~~~---===oVOOMo
Scratch & sniff?..I'll be damned if I will!
Scratch And Sniff Tagline   ----- ^^^^^^^<-----
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job
Scratch a dog and you'll have a permanent job. - Franklin P.Jones
Scratch a lover and find a foe
Scratch and Sniff Tagline. Smells like glass, doesn't it?
Scratch and Sniff!! ----> 
Scratch and Sniff->   smells like glass, huh?
Scratch and Sniff->  <- smells like dirty glass, huh? ***
Scratch and Sniff-> ..............  Smells like glass, eh?
Scratch and Sniff-> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX  Smells like glass, eh?
Scratch and Sniff->   Smells like glass, eh?
Scratch and sniff? You first.
Scratch here to reveal prize
Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan ... spoiled.
Scratch the disks, dump the core, Roll the tapes across the floor... - Glen Overby
Scratch this tagline to experience Chanel No. 5.
Scratch-N-Snif Gifs??  Hmmmm...  Now there's a concept!!
Scratch-N-Sniff taglines, now that's a concept!
Scratchansniff's Head  Was that thing lumpy or what?!
Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff. - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Scream 250 times a minute... and you've got house-music!
Scream and Shout, lose your voice, let it OUT!
Scream every once in a while so people don't HAVE to wonder.
Scream with me.....!! - Gutierrez
Scream without raising your voice --U2
Scream!   Scream as loud as you can!   Vincent Price...The Tingler
Scream.  I'll save you later. -Ace
Scream. I'll save you later. The Doctor, "No Future."
Screamin', screamin' for vengeance. 
Screaming eagle air attack 5! - Throttle
Screaming in the Night, they have me tied to an Oak tree..  - Krokus
Screaming kids are mandatory on all US airlines.
Screaming out to no one as you fall down a mountain of pride--Gravity Kills
Screaming through the starlit sky, travelling by telephone -Floyd
Screams In The Night - By Claude Balls
Screams from the bluebelles can't make them go away
Screams in the night... it can only mean one thing. -- Gomez
Screams?  WHAT screams?  Oh, those?  Ignore them.
Screech loudly and carry a big ashtray. - Hitlary Clinton
Screen Classic? We'll decide if its a screen classic-Mike
Screen saver with text...that must be....AutoMenu?
Screen test:  an eye test, using an overheard projector
Screen writers apply character personalities like Post-It notes.
Screw "The Final Frontier".  Let's go see "Batman".
Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!
Screw 'em, you're the sysop =).
Screw 'em. Sheridan
Screw MSI!  And their little dog, too! - Jim Powers
Screw Robin Hood.  Let's rob our kids & pay ourselves!
Screw StarFleet! They're 75 years away at warp 10!!
Screw The Prime Directive, Spock - Let's Find Some Alien Babes!
Screw down my diodes and call me Frank!  -Kryten
Screw each and every prime directive.
Screw housework, I'm going to MODEM!
Screw housework.  I'm gonna MODEM!
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em OS/2
Screw the Borg!  Give 'em Windows 3.1!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the Borg! Give 'em OS/2.
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Windows NT!
Screw the Borg--give 'em MS-DOS 6.0 with DoubleSpace on!
Screw the EVIDENCE...it's Politically Correct
Screw the Final Frontier! Let's go see Batman.
Screw the Prime Directive
Screw the Prime Directive - Give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive -- If it moves, SHOOT IT!!!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Give the Borg Windows 95!
Screw the Prime Directive!  If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Inflict Windows 95 on the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Mr. Worf, upload Windows 95 to the Borg!
Screw the Prime Directive!  Send the Borg PC's
Screw the Prime Directive!  Send the Borg Windows NT
Screw the Prime Directive!  Set phasers on puree!!!
Screw the Prime Directive! Give the Klingons Windoze
Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive! Worf, give the Borg Clinton.
Screw the Prime Directive, Spock - Let's Find Some Alien Babes!
Screw the Prime Directive, Upload Windows to the Borg.
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg MS-DOS 1.0!
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg OS/2!
Screw the Prime Directive, give the Borg Windows 3.1!
Screw the Prime Directive--if it moves, SHOOT IT.
Screw the Prime Directive.  Let's kill something
Screw the Prime Directive.  Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive.  Upload Windows to the Borg.
Screw the Prime Directive. If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the Prime Directive. Let's PARTY!!
Screw the Prime Directive. Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive... give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to
Screw the company, those first 20 minutes belong to you.
Screw the docs! Full speed ahead!
Screw the inscrutable
Screw the mug! Give me a caffeine I.V.!!!
Screw the prime directive just give the Borg MS-DOS 6.2!! - Wolf
Screw the prime directive! Give the Borg Windows 3.1!
Screw the prime directive! I say give the Borg Windows.
Screw the prime directive, Give the Borg Windows!
Screw the prime directive, Sir. I say give the Borg Windows 3 * Worf
Screw the prime directive. If it moves, SHOOT IT!
Screw the prime directive...give the Borg a copy of Windo
Screw the whales, save M & M's.  They taste better!
Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else
Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up.
Screw work, I'm going to MODEM!
Screw you brother, odds is you don't know what's happening. -John Lennon
Screw you, hippie. - Cartman, South Park
Screw your friends. Enemies won't let you get that close
Screwed up lately? Blame it on Reagan...everyone else does.
Screwoff - a way to decide a tied beauty pageant.
Scribbling out the message, `She is dead!' -- Auden
Scribline - The signature box on the back of credit cards
Script Writer: "Just *one* glitch away from working!"
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scripture is both history, and a love letter from God.
Scroll. scroll, scroll your screen...gently 'round the Net
Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus
Scrotum is a small planet next to Uranus.
Scrotum:  Small planet near Uranus.
Scrub myself *six* times every day! -- TV's Frank
Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency
Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency. -- Richard Nixon
Scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Scruples are best with garlic butter.
Scrupulous accuracy about such a small amount is a sign of vain conceit than love of truth. -- Ptolemaus Ptolemy
Scrut the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
Scrutamini scripturas. These two words have undone the world. - Selden
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
Scrute the inscrutable...eff the ineffable.
Scryb Sprites: "The Bugs"
Scuba divers DO IT with a buddy.
Scuba divers do it deeper.
Scuffed Floors - By Mark Tupp
Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp
Scully - if you can't keep your head, it's all right to step away. --Mulder
Scully I never thought I'd say this to you but you stink. --Mulder
Scully at least has a name; Ryker gets a number, Chekote just a "Mister"
Scully! I found @F. He's one of THEM! -Mulder
Scully! I found Jorgensen. He's one of THEM. --Mulder
Scully, I know this goes all the way to President Clarke!-Mulder XI
Scully, all I want is the truth...and a pony. - Mulder in a skit
Scully, are you coming on to me? - Mulder (3x22)
Scully, can I confess something to you? - Mulder
Scully, do you think you could cannibalize someone... - Mulder (3x22)
Scully, for gods sake!  It's me!" - Fox Mulder (1x08)
Scully, get that gun off me! - Mulder (1x08)
Scully, get that gun off me! --Fox Mulder
Scully, get that gun off me!" - Fox Mulder (1x08)
Scully, have you ever heard of a race called the "Moderators"?
Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill? - Mulder
Scully, hypertricosis does *not* connote lycanthropy. - Mulder (Humbug)
Scully, if you're having troubel with this case, I want you to tell me
Scully, wake up! --Mulder after window is shattered
Scully, wake up... you gotta see this... - Mulder on UFO (1x02)
Scully, what are you wearing? --Mulder
Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust - Mulder  (3x23)
Scully, you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train. --Mulder
Scully, you're a little late, I'm locked inside that train car - FM
Scully.. you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train"-FM
Scully........"Unarmed and extrmely attractive"
Scully......snake skin. - Scully
Scully: "Chantilly lace?"  Mulder: "You know what I like."
Scully: "I can't take you anywhere"
Scully: "More victims?"     Mulder: "Unless we get to them first."
Scully: "Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life."
Scully: "What are you going to say?"
Scully: "What are you going to say?" Mulder: "Just the truth.....I got hit by a car."
Scully: A brain-sucking amoeba
Scully: A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague.
Scully: Agent Mulder, believes we are not alone.
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Scully: And like rats they just scatter back into the wood pile
Scully: Another Bermuda Triangle?
Scully: Better than you expected or better than you hoped?
Scully: Didn't you want to get his autograph?
Scully: Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?
Scully: Does this have something to do with an X-File?
Scully: History may be the only justice you'll ever know.
Scully: I am afraid. I am afraid to believe.
Scully: I don't know, I've never had the pleasure.
Scully: I feel better than you look. (to Mulder)
Scully: I thought your motto was trust no one
Scully: If this is monkey pee you're on your own
Scully: Let's get out of here Mulder, as fast as we can!
Scully: Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, I need your help! Mulder!
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes?
Scully: Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
Scully: Mulder, you're the only one I trust
Scully: Not FoxMulder.
Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile
Scully: Pardon my rubber
Scully: Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?
Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
Scully: The truth is out there, Mulderbut so are lies
Scully: There is something up there Mulder.
Scully: These are questions we have no business asking
Scully: This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice.
Scully: Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances
Scully: What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?!
Scully: What the hell was that about?
Scully: Whatever happened to 'trust no one'?
Scully: Who is it?  --  Mulder: Steven Speilberg.
Scully: You can't just go in there and erase certain files!
Scully: You may be right.      Mulder: Waityou think I'm right?
Scully: You think these people were eaten?
Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Scully: You've got to trust me.
Scully:"Where are my car keys?"  Mulder:"ALIENS!"
Sculptor:  A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts
Sculptors DO IT with clay
Sculpture: mud pies that endure.
Scum of the Universe #11:  telephone menus ("Press 1...").
Scum of the Universe #1:  Boofheads.
Scum of the Universe #2:  collection agents.
Scum of the Universe #3:  politicians going for re-election.
Scum of the Universe #6:  supermarket/elevator music.
Scum of the Universe #7:  hold music.
Scum of the Universe #8:  tabloid television.
Scum of the Universe #9:  Generals Sherman, Sheridan & Custer.
Scumbags see the judge on Monday morning - Sgt. Reed
Scumies: Socially Conscious Unless Money's Involved.
Scuppers:  Customary disembarkation points for prudent rodents.
Scuse me sir, but how did you fit that EMD 645 into your Civic?
Scuse me while I kiss the sky - Hendrix
Scuse me while I kiss the sky! - Dr. Forrester
Scuse me while I whip this out!!!
Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me! - Wakkorotti
Scuse my spelling, My fingers went DEVORAK on me!!!
Scutters? I wouldn't let them open a can of beans! - Lister
Scuttling thing, a la monkey wrench?
Scuze me while I kiss the sky
Scuze me... WHILE I KISS THE SKY. - JIMI HENDRIX!!!!
Scuze'a
Scuzze me while I Kiss the sky!  HENDRIX
Scuzze me while I Kiss the sky! - Hendrix
Sdnah ruoy no emit fo tol a evah tsum uoY
Sdrawkcab delleps sdrawkcab si BACKWARDS
Sdrawkcab draobyek ym tcennoc I nehw sneppah tahw si sihT
Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato.
Se non  vero,  ben trovato
Se vuol venire nella mia scuola la capriola le insegnero!
SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y) (N)
Sea Birds  - By Al Batross
Sea Birds: Al Batross
Sea Cats prefer "Cat-A-Marans"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Sea World...Sushi lovers go straight to the source!
Sea captains DO IT with charts
Sea captains do it with charts.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts
Sea cool one backs lash r u dare?  I are a computter Prgambler!
Sea monkeys are cool.  Can you spank a sea monkey? - Butt-Head
Sea of Noise BBS:  Now From Concentrate!
Sea the Blue Wave at Miami Shores!
Sea water has the formula CH2O.
Sea-wasp jellyfish are far more dangerous than sharks.
SeaQuest * Flipper, The Next Generation!
SeaQuest DSV: Voyage to the Bottom of the Ratings.
SeaQuest is irrelevent, you will be assimilated into Star Trek
SeaQuest is irrelevent, you will be assimilated into Star Trek
SeaWorld Concession Stand:  Today's Special - Fish Sandwich $1.99
Seabag:  Aging mermaid.
Seagate: Masters of MFM, RLL, IDE, ESDI, SCSI and DOA!
Seagram's Crown Royal + Prune juice = A Royal Flush
Seal off all docking ring airlocks! - Sisko
Sealed With A Key Stroke: "*S*W*A*K*S*"
Sealed with a kiss or a whack on the ass?
Sean Buck has a twit filter and he's not afraid to use it
Sean Buck knows six programming langwitches!
Sean Connery is the sexiest man alive?  Was I on the list?
Sean Young after another part - Mike on masked wrestler
Sean lost his mind...and *I* have the tape back-up! MUhahahaha
Sean, you ...huh... take a laptop to the _bathroom_ with you?
Sean, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
Seaplane pilots do it on water!
Search Master File for SWEAR
Search and destroy typing system has struck again
Search and destroy, rattlesnake! --Andy Cord
Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost
Search dog used to locate missing Bobbitt member was a Cocker Spaniel
Search for an embalmer. <g<
Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow
Search out the past, know yourself, look toward the future
Search out the past... know yourself... look to the future
Search string: smok
Search your thoughts, search them for the truth --Sera
Search, Search, Search.  We're all related, aren't we?
Search: Non-theism&sex&fun&orgasm&lick&kiss&ooohhhh!
Searchers Find Big Ugly Child
Searching 3 provinces for sleazy chicks - Mike
Searching BORROWD.CARSTIKSHFT.SYS found.  Invalid drive.
Searching EWING WIEGAND WETZ CANTER CHADWICK LORTON PEACOCK MIDDELTON
Searching MORLEY, MURLEY, JORY, WILLOUGHBY in Cornwall
Searching Shipping Indexes? Just naval gazing.
Searching Shipping records? Simply naval gazing.
Searching for "vomiting" got me 2 more, and searching for "vomit" got me
Searching for Identity
Searching for Roman Emperors?  Try the Caesarean Section
Searching for Stetler/Stettler; Caffee; Stephenson
Searching for WITCH;WICCA;OTO;CROWLEY
Searching for a needle in a haystack
Searching for a rest stop on the Information Superhighway, wish you were here
Searching for elusive ancestors? Run for public office!
Searching for help in all the right places
Searching for life forms...beep beep beep...those little life forms
Searching for light in the darkness of insanity.
Searching for lost relatives?  Win the Lottery!
Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies! 
Searching for roots beats chasing dust!
Searching for the answer, Christ hasn't come
Searching for the meaning of liquid soap
Searching for the roots of the family Pear tree!
Searching for: The Wisdom to Know the Difference.
Searching our hearts for the first knowing, Love is a battlefield
Searching shipping records is simply naval gazing
Searching shipping records: naval gazing
Searching three provinces for sleazy chicks... -- Mike Nelson
Searching: Copp/Capp; Ware/Wear VA/TN/NC 1600- and OH 1800-
Searching: SUPERTAG  42.7 MB  ET:  7 hours 12 seconds
Searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusion
Searle's Third Law: You win a few, you loose a lot
Sears School of StarShip Piloting
Sears has everything.
Sears is having a Pee Wee Herman sale.  Pants 1/2 off
Season 1 of B5 = "Signs and Portents"
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Season's Greetings to one and all!
Seasonal Cleaning: I only have the energy to DO IT 4 times a year
Seasonal tonnage is removed with an increase in walkage.
Seasons Greetings
Seasons Greetings from the SYSOP of the Checkered Demon B
Seasons Greetings, and best wishes to you and yours
Seasons Greetings...
Seasons' greetings are irrelevant. Bah, humborg
Seasons' greetings are irrelevant. Bah, humborg. --Borg Christmas.
Seat belt laws interfere with natural selection.
Seat belts are not as challenging as wheelchairs.
Seatbelts everyone!  I saw this on a cartoon
Seatbelts everyone!  I saw this on a cartoon
Seated Under The Bleachers - By Seymore Sox
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Seattle Rain Festival! January 1 through December 31
Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks
Seattle:  Seattle's Most Livable City
Seattle: An Indian word meaning 52 and raining
Seattle: Indian word for 58 degrees and raining
Seattle: Indian word for raining and 52 degrees
Seattle: Indian word meaning "52 degrees and raining."
Sebas
Sebastian Martin and Serge Cyr
Sec.Officer Yar.....could ya bend this lad's spine ?
Second Amendment related "sporting use": Tyrannicide.
Second Amendment's "sporting purpose"?  Tyrannicide!!!
Second Bruce:  "New Bruce - are you a pooftah?"
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one
Second Law of Hacking:  first in, first out.
Second Law of Library Science.: Every reader his book.
Second Law of Particle Physics The basic building blocks of matter do not occur in nature
Second Message From Space Received -- "Kiss my ovipositor."
Second Myth of Moderation:  It's needed.
Second Officer, USS Crazy Horse
Second Oilpinion - resticking the dipstick, not trusting
Second Oilpinion - resticking the dipstick, not trusting the first one
Second Rule of Acquisition - Everything Is Negotiable.
Second Rule of Holes:  If you're in one, use a condum!
Second Stage Lensmen by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!!
Second chances aren't usually associated with first impressions
Second childhood?  I haven't finished the first one.
Second childhood?  Who said I ever intended to leave the first?
Second drink to the left and straight on till Morn.
Second drink to the right and straight on till Morn.  -- Tim Priebe
Second ferret to the right, and straight on till morning
Second fiddle's a hard part, I know / When they don't even give you a bow
Second fiddles do it vilely.
Second hand book shops the downfall of Genealogists.
Second hand smoke is dangerous to your health, but it's still cheaper.
Second helpings?-Freddy Krueger
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
Second place is the first loser!
Second place. . . is first loser!
Second star on the right, and straight on 'til morning.
Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning... - Peter Pan
Second star to the right and straight on til morning. --Some guy
Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
Second-hand tagline. As-is. $10. No refund or exchange
Second-hand taglines are just as harmful
Secondhand Smoke is most dangerous when it comes from a gun.
Secondly, I will inform you that I am straight, but not narrow.
Seconds count.  - VR.5
Seconds to live!  Must get personal finances in order! -- Joel
Seconds". Pitts pilots do it upside down and in a tail slide
Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix. - Ha
Secrecy at my job prevents me from knowing what I do
Secrecy is such a nessesary condition... -V.I. Lenin
Secrecy is the beginning of tryanny. L. Long
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.  -- Heinlein
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.  L. Long
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. -- Heinlein
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. L. Long
Secrecy is the keystone of all tyranny -- Robert Heinlein.
Secret Agent Super Booger! - Crow on guy's big nose
Secret Agent Super RUDE!
Secret Agent! Dooby bida wah! - Tom sings jazz/scat
Secret Agent, Super RUDE, if you ask me - Crow
Secret Crime Viewfinder engaged. -- The Tick
Secret Passage out of order !
Secret Passage, this way out ->
Secret Service = SS. Coincidence? I think not.
Secret Service protection for a 13 cat. Thanks Bill
Secret agent Tribble: **7
Secret agent!  On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!? - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
Secret agent's are guests of the luxurious Motel 6... -- Crow
Secret entrance?  Looks like the front door to me.
Secret entrance?  Looks like the front door to me. -- Tom Servo
Secret hacker rule #11:  Hackers read manuals
Secret is strong enough for a man?  Sure, maybe a really girly man
Secret message decoder sequence: Ctrl+Alt+Del
Secret mission?  What plans?  What are you talking about? - C-3PO
Secret negotiations are usually neither
Secret of Electronics - keep the smoke _in_ the wires.
Secret of anti-Klingon weapon: Kling-off
Secret of flying: Fling yourself at the ground and miss
Secret of happiness:  Total disregard of everybody.
Secret revealed:  Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Secret to a long life: Don't die!!!
Secret to staying young:  Find an age and stick to it.
Secret vice of the ghods #8 - snickerdoodle coffee beans
Secretaries DO IT after assertiveness training.
Secretaries DO IT every day, not just on "Secretary's Day."
Secretaries DO IT for their bosses.
Secretaries DO IT when their bosses aren't looking.
Secretaries DO IT with correspondents.
Secretaries DO IT with the rest of the Cabinet.
Secretaries do it by notes.
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
Secretaries do it with no mistakes.
Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
Secretary of Education...Dan Quayle
Secretary of Health and Welfare...Barney Frank.
Secretary of the Treasury - Capo of the Federal Reserve
Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under "the"
Secretary: A device that can be screwed on a desk
Secretary: A device that can be screwed on a desk, and takes dictation.
Secretary: A device that can be screwed on a desk.
Secretion - hiding something.
Secretion -- hiding anything
Secretion......... Hiding something.
Secretion:  Hiding something...
Secretion:  Something someone is hiding from you
Secretion: Hiding something.
Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Secretly we replaced Folgers crystals with this name brand poison
Secretly, we replaced their dilithium with our Folger's Crystals
Secrets Of Dermatology - By X. Z. Mahh
Secrets are SECRET. They will NOT show on the allmap cheat. - G. Fiffy
Secrets are like grain seeds. You can bury them deep, but they always seek the light. - David Gemmell
Secrets are the only real currency we deal in"-Senator Matheson
Secrets are what we tell everybody else not to tell anybody.
Sect:  Someone else's religion
Sect:  Someone else's religion
Section Eight is a revolving door between Psychiatry and milnet.
Section in a pool!
Section in a pool!
Sector 4 clear.  Platform clear for traveller. -- Tom Servo
Sector Not Found (A)bort (R)etry (C)offee?
Sector Not Found, Go to Your Room!
Sector Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee?
Sector Not Found; Take Vacation.
Sector not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ire new navigator?
Sector not found - A)bort, R)etry, G)olly, it's a virus!
Sector not found -- (a)bort (r)etry (s)elf destruct
Sector not found reading drive C:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Sector not found- <A>bort, <R>etry, <H>ire new Helmsman
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa?
Sector not found:  <A>bort <R>etry <T>ell the boss it was a virus.
Sector not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (T)ell the boss it was a virus.
Sector not found:  did you look under the sofa?
Sector not found: (A)bort (R)etry (C)ontact Starfleet?
Sector not found: (A)bort (R)etry (G)iveup
Sector not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (c)ry
Sector not found: Abort Ignore Run screaming from house
Sector not found: did you look under the sofa?
Sects!  Sects!  Is that all Monks think about?
Sects!  Sects!  Is that all religious folks think about?
Sects!  Sects!  Sects!  Is that all Monks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sect!, is that all you monks ever think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects!  Is that all Vedeks think about?
Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all you Bajorans ever think about
Sects, Sects .. is that all you can think about, Sister?
Sects, Sects!  Is that all you monks ever think about?  Asked Sister.
Sects, Sects, Sects - is that all you Monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects !! Is that all monks think about ?
Sects, sects, sects - is that all you protestants ever think about ?
Sects, sects, sects! Is that all that Vedeks think about?
Sects, sects, sects, can't you think about anything else?
Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about?
Sects, sects, sects...is that all you monks ever think about?
Sects, sects... is that all you monks thing about?
Secuirty, confine ensign HANOIAN to the brig.
Secular Humanism is a non-prophet organization
Secular Humanism...Government Approved!
Secular rule without spiritual values is disastrous
Secure from General Quarters. Kirk
Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
Secure the American Dream.  Eliminate Seizure Laws!
Security Nuns! - Tom as nuns break up fight
Security alert 3 - Kirk
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Security for Unix is like Multitasking for DOS.
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
Security is a state of mind
Security is really just a state of mind
Security is the individual's responsibility.
Security is your responsibility.
Security motto: Ours not to reason why. Ours but to scream and die!
Security reports that all phaser weapons have disappeared. - Uhura
Security risk Mike. We had to deal w/her - Crow on Gypsy
Security team had just been sent to Transporter Room 3... - Picard
Security to 10 Forward.  Worf's into the margaritas again
Security to bridge! Commander Data is being formatted!
Security to bridge!!! Data is being formatted!
Security to sickbay...doctor Pulasky is naked!
Security to the Bridge! Data being formatted!!!!!!
Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted!
Security to the Promenade! - Sisko
Security to the Promenade, on the double! - O'Brien
Security to the bridge!  CMDR Data is being formatted!
Security to the bridge! Dr. Pulaski is NAKED!
Security to the bridge, Data is being formatted!
Security was laidback and lax
Security!! Security!! That's right.Ralph WAS security!!!--Plotz
Security,  confine  Ensign @LN@  to  the  brig
Security, all duty squads to the docking ring... - Odo
Security, confine @N@ to Nirula's pizzas, till he tells the truth
Security, confine Ensign  to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign @TOFIRST@ to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Abello to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Adkins to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Borgersen to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Callery to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Chorlton to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Curtis to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Fernandez to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Garner to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Harrison to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Hellsten to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Kauffman to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Koid to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Lemay to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Lincoln to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign McNabb to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Mills to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Moen to the brig!
Security, confine Ensign Oliveros to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign RAY to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Sauer to the brig
Security, confine Ensign St.Jean to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Taglit to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Ussner Kidder to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Vincent to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Weaver to the brig
Security, confine Ensign Westropp to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Williams to the brig.
Security, confine Ensign Zier to the brig
Security, confine Orville to the brig.
Security, confine Private Orville to the lowest regions of Gehenna!
Security, confine Randy Peterson to the brig.
Security, confine the Ensign to the brig.
Security, confine the alien Sysop to the brig.
Security, confine the enseign to the brig.
Security, get that floozie off my bridge. - Picard
Security, he just violated the Prime Directive!
Security, make sure Mr @LN@ arrives at Sickbay
Security, meet me in Transporter Room 3. Tuvok
Security, n. - Freedom from freedom
Security, please escort my other personality to the brig
Security, release Ensign @LN@ from the brig
Security, security team... - Kirk
Security?  Who let Vicky Vale into the Batcave? - Batman
Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]
Sedgwick
Seduced by the chocolate side of the Force
Seduction - the art of genital persuasion
Seduction? Never crossed my mind. May I take your dress?
See - the thing is - I'm an absolutist.  I mean, kind of ... in a way
See @N@ for all your unstable molecule needs
See Avery Brooks and William Shatner on Deep Space 911.
See Barney's popularity drop as Jurassic Park opens.
See COM run.  See EXE run.  See COM and EXE run
See Ceasar come. He is awed by your greatness. Lenore Karidian
See Darwin starring in the new Flipper movie!
See Deano cower.  Cower, Deano, cower!
See Dick ask Jane for coccee. See Jane bring Dick the coffee maker.
See Dick drink & drive, and die.  Don't be a Dick
See Dick drink! See Dick Drive! See Dick die!
See Dick drink, see Dick get drunk, see Dick drive, girls love Dick.
See Dick drink.  See Dick Drive.  See Dick die.  Don't be a Dick!
See Dick get out of jail.  See Dick walk funny.
See Dick.  See Dick make a lateral incision. -- Tom Servo
See Him, talks about people behind their backs
See I told you it was easy
See Indy! I told you it would be all right! -- Sallah
See Jane. See Spot. See Jane and Spot. OOOOOH..!
See Jeff play "dodge the chalk..." {*splat*} Tsk. Too bad
See Lieutenant Scott's death struggle with a crazed desert lion.
See Miss Evans pursued by the man-eating roll-top writing desk
See Myra I Fox for all your unstable molecule needs.
See OJ.  See OJ kill.  See OJ run.  Run, OJ, run!
See Orville Bullitt for all your unstable molecule needs.
See Orville run. Looking for taggies for the Easter Basket!
See Random Ray for your daily tagline fix
See Reed Richards for all your unstable molecule needs
See Richard Godbee sucked dry by the Cal Webster spider!
See Shannen Doherty and Wil Wheaton on Deep Space 90210 !
See Sir. That wasn't so bad, was it? -- O'Brien
See Spot hump Jane's - whoops, that's not her leg.
See Spot run, see Spot knock over phaser, see Spot DIE
See Spot run...See Spot play with phaser...See Spot die!
See Spot.  See Spot run.  See Spot take dump on carpet.
See Spot? Spot Seagate. Spot open gate
See The President Pick His Nose For 5 Cents - Stimpy.
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
See William Shatner on Deep Space 911!
See Ya In The Funnies!
See You In Hell -- Grim Reaper
See You In Phoenix!  - By R. E. Zona
See a monster, kill it, take it's gold, ho-hum ho-hum
See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket.
See above.  Then shred your kid's Barney doll
See above.  Then shred your kid's NES
See all the children's dogs out there?  Shoot'em All! - BATF
See any family resembelance?-Freddy
See any good out of this war? - Not a damn thing. - Col. Potter
See both sides. See both sides run. Run, sides, run
See cat.  See cat run.  All right... Who opened the cat food?
See cat. See cat run. All right... who's using the can opener?
See everything: overlook a great deal: correct a little. -John XXIII
See for yourself. - Wako
See how He moves See His cloven hooves fly
See how I like to ???? filthy cat boxes
See how The Lord works His wonders now and then Here lies a lawyer and an honest man
See how arbitrary this is? This is how you are graded. --to Neil while knocking points off his test
See how clean Frank is? - Dr. Forrester
See how it sings like a sad heart and joyously screams out its pain!
See how love and murder will out. -Congreve
See how many innuendos you can make while ordering a pizza
See how she spins.  See her fingers fly
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.   Beatles
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
See how very much out heavenly Father loves us, for he allows us to be called his children. - 1 John 3:1
See how you can be?
See if that did the trick. - Riker
See if the corridor is empty. Picard
See if you can get her to swallow you - Tom on Gypsy
See if you can guess which drink will make me love you
See if you can hit my curve, Yeh you can hit the curve!
See in what peace a Christian can die. -- Addison
See into the secret life of the situation
See it with someone you love - go by yourself!
See label for sequence.
See ladies blouses.  50% off!
See me a big woman, big woman caught in a trance.
See me, feel me!
See me... feel me... touch me... -- TV's Frank
See me...Feel me...Touch me...Heal me
See my Point?
See my ad somewhere in this mess!
See my evil destroy your race! Loc-Nar
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See no aardvark, hear no aardvark, speak no aardvark
See no evil speak no evil hear no evil and have no fun
See no evil, Hear no evil, Say no Taglines!
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil. YEAH RIGHT! --Becky Burger
See no evil, hear no evil speak no evil. Just do it!
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. BOOORRRRIIINNNGGG!
See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. Boooring!
See no evil. Hear no evil. Think no evil. Have no fun.
See original style Klingons and Romulans at TOSassic Park!
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See that Abacus, That's your hard drive that is
See that LCD game, That's your VGA monitor that is
See that ZX81, That's your 486 DX 66 that is
See that buzzer, That's your sound card that is
See that door ? Get out that window
See that megaphone, That's your modem that is
See that potti, That's your tower system that is
See that slate, That's your keyboard that is
See that snail, That's your clock speed that is
See that, Sheriff?  I did my homework" - Fox Mulder
See that, Sheriff?  I did my homework. - Mulder to arrogant sheriff
See the *new* ASSORTment Taglines, by Tammy Potash!
See the *new* CAL Taglines, by Cal Webster!
See the *new* COFFEE Taglines, by Dennis Courtney!
See the *new* FREEFALL SEX Taglines, by John Torpey!
See the *new* I'D LOVE TO, BUT... Taglines by Richard Godbee!
See the *new* OXYMORON Taglines, by Frank Fitch!
See the *new* SCENARIO Taglines, by Sean Ganess.
See the *new* STAR TREK Taglines, by Ken Rumsey!
See the *new* TOM SAID Taglines, by Mike Copeland!
See the *new* USELESS INVENTIONS Taglines, by Rick Burwell!
See the ASSORTment Taglines, by Tammy Potash!
See the CAL Taglines, by Cal Webster!
See the COFFEE Taglines, by Dennis Courtney!
See the FREEFALL Sex Taglines, by John Torpey!
See the Future: See OS/2. Be the Future: Run OS/2
See the Great Underground Empire for under 1 zorkmid!
See the I'D LOVE TO, BUT Taglines by Richard Godbee!
See the OXYMORON Taglines, by Frank Fitch!
See the SCENARIO Taglines, by Sean Ganess!
See the STAR TREK Taglines, by Ken Rumsey!
See the South Carolina state bird: Blow your horn.
See the TOM SWIFTY Taglines, by Mike Copeland!
See the TURTLE of enormous girth,
See the U-ka-raine from a cattle train!
See the USA in a Chevrolet
See the USELESS INVENTIONS Taglines, by Rick Burwell!
See the blind man, shooting at the world
See the dog. See the dog run. The dog has a ball. The ball is blooie.
See the enemy. Kill him. And leave with great haste.
See the flame in my hand; If you play with fire you're playing in Hell
See the great Centari Republic.  Open from 9 to 5, Earth time - Londo
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline! -- Crow T. Robot
See the happiest fish in the world at our BeerQuarium!
See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Fre
See the loveli lakes
See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as himself.
See the splashing of the kingfisher flashing to the water -Floyd
See the stone set in your eyes --U2
See the thorn twist in your side --U2
See the whole world go and their arms are not so much
See the wonders of many universes for under 30 Altarian dollars.
See the world - join the Navy
See the world -- Join the Crusades!
See the world in revolution, spinning faster all the time!
See the world!  Sail the Seas!  Plunder the lands!  Be a Viking!
See the world; Join the Crusades.
See them standing in the foothills, waiting for the kill.
See these English planes go boom.
See this fist? They used to call it `The Hammer'. --Catfish De Vries
See this hand?  It is mine.  See these things?  They are mine! - Cat
See this?  This is a copy!  I want you to make me the original.
See this? Thisis my BOOM-STICK!
See this? Thisis my BOOM-STICK! -- Ash
See to it that she has her own desk - then keep your hands off it!
See us for all your unstable molecule needs
See what I get for thinking? Do I smell wood burning? :-)
See what I mean Beavis? You like, got some problem or something.
See what I mean?  Red with apricot! -- The Cat
See what I mean?  Red with aprocot! * Cat
See what I mean? - McCoy
See what I mean? Always something. - Garibaldi
See what I mean? Red with apricot! --The Cat.
See what free men can do! -- Rhutan
See what happens when you don't vote?
See what happens when you leave the X-ray on too long. Said the Doctor.
See what happens when you spend too much time in an echo? -H. Sullivan
See what pitiful slop you get when I start trying for originals?
See what you can do about squaring accounts with these gentlemen.
See what?    I don't know.  Do YOU see anything?
See ya 'round the galaxy
See ya at the races!
See ya in hell, honey! - John S
See ya in the chronostream, Time Jockey!
See ya in the floating head band tooth peccadillo - Crow
See ya later alligator! After awhile crocodile!
See ya later, Alligator
See ya on the other side of the moon!
See ya round cyberspace, mate.
See ya!
See ya, Hope all that helps in some way.
See you at duty call. Janeway
See you at the races  ==(O-o\
See you hell, my friend! --Grim Reaper
See you in 20 minutes. Odo
See you in hell! <pause>  From heaven.  -- Rev. Lovejoy
See you in hell!....From heaven.  -- Rev. Lovejoy
See you in the asylum.
See you in the funny papers
See you in the movies.
See you in the wires.
See you later, boys. I think I'm in love... - DieFladermaus [The Tick]
See you next week.  Same ferret time.  Same ferret channel.
See you on the next Geraldo, @TOFIRST@!
See you on the next Geraldo, Orville!
See you on the next Geraldo, Richard!
See you soon. -- Death
See you when I get back. - Sheridan
See you when tea is ready.
See you, in September
See you... Out There. - Q
See you...out there!
See your dealer, or send a check to me: Joe Isuzu
See your eyes, Babe
See yourself for what you are!   Aldous Gaitch
See yourself for what you are, not for what others make you.
See!  I didn't feel a thing!
See! - I told you he had brains! - The Nagus
See! Not all treehuggers are bad! Druid priests ate criminals!
See, I told you so - Rush Limbaugh.
See, I told you so - that's the way things ought to be!
See, I told you! Zek
See, I'm just not talented when it comes to taglines
See, Rush told you so
See, friends, where the light of infinity bursts upon us!
See, he's got a vulnerable side - Mike
See, it's a running gag thing--I think everyone gets the idea now.-Dot
See, the martial arts can be fun  <g>
See, there's some lovely filth down here!
See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it
See, we need Klingons on board when we blow her up. - Anna Steven
See, when you're oder, you dake your sinuses fo granded. - Calvin
See, you can eat it with a fork!
See, you can eat it with a fork! - Dodger
See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool
See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray. - Soul Hunter
See?  He's got a vulnerable side... -- Mike Nelson
See?  Huh?  I TOLD you I had friends!!!
See?  I can be serious once in a great while!!
See?  I told you so!
See?  I'm not a complete idiot.  There are some parts missing.
See? I told you them wizards was dangerous {ribbet}!
See? My luck isn't bad! This clothesline broke my <thwip> faaalll.- DW
See? Price taglines are nothing!
See? We can make a really sharp wing - Mike
See? We can make a really sharp wing - Mike
SeeYUH!
Seed catalog: kernal journal
Seed of Contentment = Harvest of Peace
Seed your own tornados ! - Sam Coyote
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within.
Seeger's Law:  Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored
Seeing a long, flowing tail, the Beast grabbed it and tugged liberally.
Seeing is believing
Seeing is believing but touching and feeling is more fun!
Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing..
Seeing is believing, but touching and groping is fun!
Seeing is believing, touching is convincing
Seeing is believing.  Touching is more fun!
Seeing is believing.  You wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't believed it
Seeing is believing. Touching is convincing.
Seeing is deceiving.  It's  eating  that's believing
Seeing is deceiving.  It's eating that's believing.  -- James Thurber
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
Seeing is not enough. I need something to hold onto. - Mulder
Seeing is, by itself, not enough for believing. -- Searchlight
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. - Benjamin Disraeli
Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
Seeing the world through rose colored glasses.
Seeing your face was the single finest moment in my life - Sheridan
Seeing's believing, but feeling's the truth. - Thomas Fuller, M.D
Seek Professional help.  -The Tick
Seek Professional help.  -The Tick, to BigShot
Seek Those Things Which Are Above, Where Christ Sitteth on The Right Hand of God !!
Seek Ye First The Kingdom of God, And His Righteousness !!
Seek and ye shall find, Scully - Mulder (3x22)
Seek and you will find... right in the manual
Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable. - Real live resume statement
Seek companionship, love and social activity at home
Seek error in brain firmware; rebooting
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty. --The Coda
Seek joy in what you give not in what you get.
Seek not every quality in one individual. - Confucius
Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook
Seek not the level of your neighbor....bring him down to yours.
Seek not the things that are too hard for thee, neither search the things that are beyond thy strength. - Apocrypha
Seek not the truth from behind your falsehoods!
Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought.
Seek out new life and new civilizations
Seek simplicity -- and distrust it.  -- Alfred Whitehead
Seek simplicity, and distrust it. * Whitehead
Seek the Prophets! - Jumja vendor
Seek them yourself. - Odo
Seek time is a measurement in dog years
Seek truth!
Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness.
Seek ye out of the book of the LORD and read. Isa 34:16.
Seek you the bridge of death!
Seek your friends with moments to share, Not moments to waste
Seek, and you shall be disappointed.
Seeking Relative Success!
Seeking Relative Success!
Seeking love? Just look into the eyes of your dog.
Seeking my ancestors is like Hide & Go Seek!
Seeking my ancestors is like Hide & Seek: they may hide or may wave t
Seeking my ancestors is like Hide and Go Seek!
Seeking to know is only too often learning to doubt
Seemed like a lot of wrestling to me - Crow
Seemed like a lot of wrestling to me... -- Crow T. Robot
Seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge.
Seems I find myself on the voyage of the damned. - EMHP, Voyager
Seems I find myself on the voyage of the damned. - The Doctor
Seems I missed one.  This one always is good for friends.
Seems I'm spending my days looking for taglines.
Seems I've been here before - must be dejavu! (check your meds)
Seems I've found myself on the voyage of the damned. - The Doctor
Seems Julian Forsythe-Hyphen-Jenetali isn't in a terribly talkative mood
Seems a common way to go.. get down, row, row, row
Seems almost Human, doesn't he? Ro
Seems almost human, doesn't he. - Ro Laren
Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey!  It was!
Seems like I stepped in the doggie doo again.
Seems like a *one*-way dead end would fill up pretty fast.
Seems like deja vu all over again.
Seems like everybody's just pulling my strings... - Ro Laren
Seems like everyone you try to save ends up dead.
Seems like everyone you try to save ends up dead. - Catwoman
Seems like no one reads Santayana anymore.  -- Ivanova
Seems like nothing matters in my private universe
Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams. - Nine I
Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure
Seems like they forgot to have things happen - Mike
Seems like they're never gonna take you for who you are.
Seems longer than it really is. Sometimes it seems like forever
Seems pretty obvious once I know the answer!
Seems that I did precisely that!!  But, it *has* been a long time!!
Seems the important stuff happens in the dark.
Seems to be confusion w/Austin drivers as to exactly how many're suppose to go thru on a red light
Seems to me the important stuff happens in the dark
Seems to me you have a choice. - Dax
Seems to me your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore
Seems you're always a day late and a dollar short. - Kalas
Seems2Bconfusion w/Austin drivers as2exactly how manyRsupposed2go thru red light
Seen God? Sure, I sat between Her and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Seen Tasha Yar? Call            1-800-TNG-TREK
Seen any big bubbles lately?
Seen any blipverts lately?
Seen any dead jockeys around lately? - Graham Darbey
Seen anyone who may've tampered with lady's wrestling-Tom
Seen in a petrie dish, "Mutate now--avoid the rush!"
Seen in the yellow pages: 4 MB SIP WOM (Write Only Memory)
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Seen it, pinched it, spent it
Seen it.  Done that.  Got the souvenir hat with my name on it
Seen it.  Taped it. -- Crow T. Robot
Seen itAll, done itAll, can't remember itAll!
Seen on BBSer's tombstone: CONNECT 1953, NO CARRIER 1994
Seen on Pavlov's door:  "Knock.  Don't ring bell."
Seen on Web surfer's tombstone: CONNECT 1953, NO CARRIER 1996
Seen on a Scouter bumper sticker - "I'm nuts about knots."
Seen on a baby's diaper cover:  I've got the poop on just about everything!
Seen on a baby's t-shirt:  Warning:  May cause sleepless nights
Seen on a bumper sticker - "My son is an Eagle Scout!"
Seen on a button at an SF Convention:
Seen on a hacker's tombstone:  CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
Seen on a placard: "Refuse to Work, Want Food Anyway."
Seen on baby's bib:  SPIT HAPPENS
Seen on bumper sticker - "Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict."
Seen on hacker's tombstone:  CONNECT 1961, NO CARRIER 1993
Seen on the back of a V.W. When I grow up I'm going to be a Caddie.
Seen on the back of a biker's vest:  'If you can read this, my wife fell off.'
Seen on the door to a light-wave lab:
Seen on the door to a light-wave lab: "Do not look into laser with remaining good eye."
Seen one Earth, seen 'em all
Seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone falls!
Seen the new Clinton Watch? Only $5.95. $54.95 with tax.
Seen the new Clinton watch? It's $4.95.  $59.95 with tax
Seen the new PEZ dispenser yet?  It's O.J. Simpson!!!
Seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?  It's called "Debbie Does Dishes"
Seen the shows, read the books, the books were better!
Seen this, done that, been there
Seeya at the Newbie Death Flaming Competition!
Seeyagottagobye.
Seeyaks - "We should get together again soon", talk with friends
SeeItoldyayoucouldformata360kdiskto1.2meg
Sega and Nintendo are combining to form Windows NT
Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure
Segmentaion fault. Brain dumped.
Segmentation fault (core meltdown sequence initiated)
Segmentation fault. Brain dumped.
Segmentation fault:  message dumped
Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
Seinfeld of Borg: Resistance? What's with you guys anyway?
Seismologists are full of faults
Seismologists do it to a fault!
Seismologists do it with a bang.
Seismologists make the earth move.
Seit's Law of Higher Education: The one course you need for graduation is not offered your last semester
Seize The Day
Seize no evil, Ears no evil, and Nose no evil
Seize the Day.
Seize the Dungeon Master!
Seize the day, and while your at it, give it a good shake.
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!  -- Horace (8 BC)
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!  -- Horace (8 BC)
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!<Horace>
Seize time by the forelock
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Seizure:  Roman Emperor.
Sekhmet         - The Powerful One, Blessed Goddess
Sekserator - moderator Erotika konferencije
Selamat Datang!
Selamat Hari Natal -Indonesian Christmas
Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe -Indonesian Christmas
Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Christmas
Selbstmord ist die aufrichtigste form der selbstkritik
Seldom have so few cost so much to so many - Thomas Sowell on Liberals
Seldom is freedom of any kind lost all at once
Select "Mind". Double-click on <Open>
Select Protocol:  (Z)modem   (Y)modem   (X)modem    (C)3-PO
Selectively slutty
Seleznick's Theory of Holistic Medicine: Ice Cream cures all ills.
Self Appointed The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan Fan Recruiter
Self Control, Not Gun Control!
Self Controll....NOT GUN CONTROLL~!~
Self Denial Made Easy  - By Abner Gation
Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation*
Self Destruct Initiated!!! 987654321
Self Extracting Tagline. Please wait
Self Government without Self Control won't work.
Self Help Workshop:  Looter's Guide to America's Cities
Self Help Workshop: Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Self Help Workshop: Bio-Feedback and How to Stop It
Self Help Workshop: Looter's Guide to America's Cities.
Self Help Workshop: Money Can Make You Rich.
Self Help Workshop: The Primal Shrug
Self Help Workshop: You and Your Birthmark
Self Improvement Classes, A New Drug to Enhance Your Social Life
Self Improvement Classes, Ego Gratification Through Violence
Self Righteouness is the leading cause of blindness
Self Sacrifice is "okay"...but NEVER required!
Self Starters wont.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault
Self Test for Paranoia:UknowUhave it whenUcant think of anything thatsURown fault
Self Unemployed,,,
Self bondage doesn't really work out - Tom on handcuffs
Self bondage doesn't really work out - Tom on handcuffs
Self defense:  To be neither victim nor victimizer. - Claire Wolfe
Self destruct button: Don't push unless you really, REALLY mean it!
Self destruct out of order. Please try again later.
Self evident truths are seldom either
Self harming jealousy! Fie, beat it hence!
Self help books for midgets?  They're on the top shelf over there.
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Self is a prison  that can ever bind the soul.
Self knowledge is best learned not by contemplation, but by action. - Goethe
Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
Self registers null comprehension.
Self righteousness is the leading cause of blindness
Self starters--will not.
Self worth is greater than Net worth
Self, self, self, self, self! -- The Cat
Self-Abuse, n. - Don't try this alone!
Self-Abuse, n. - Potentially dangerous practice if preformed alone
Self-Esteem, n. - Self-generated hot air used to fuel oneself
Self-Help n, - Do not try it alone!
Self-Help, n. - Something to never try alone!
Self-Image, n. - Self-portrait painted in pigments of the imagination
Self-Pity: The most sincere of all emotions  
Self-Unemployed.
Self-Unemployed.
Self-abuse is the most certain road to the grave. -- Dr. George M. Calhoun, 1855
Self-abuse is the sincerest kind
Self-bondage doesn't really work out... -- Tom Servo
Self-centered trumpet players toot their own horn
Self-confessed Tal Shiar members don't get invited to Xmas parties
Self-control:  The ability to eat only one peanut.
Self-deceit is easy; what one wishes one believes is true
Self-destruct order cancelled.  Have a nice day.
Self-destruct order cannot be cancelled..  Have a nice day
Self-esteem is a fragile flower and can be crushed so easily.
Self-esteem: an erroneous appraisement.  Ambrose Bierce
Self-government won't work without self-discipline.
Self-incrimination... tsk, tsk... should've taken the 5th.
Self-interest has no place in society - Sandy Cuney, Handgun Control
Self-love is safe love
Self-love is the only weight-loss aid that really works in the long run. - Jenny Craig
Self-made man... Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.
Self-made man:  A horrible example of unskilled labor
Self-made man: an example of unskilled labour
Self-made men have a problem.  They worship their maker
Self-made men worship their creators
Self-reference (n): See Self-reference
Self-respect--the secure feeling that no one is suspicious
Self-respect: The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. - H.L. Mencken
Self-righteous people have lost their ability to listen
Self-righteousness is a leading cause of blindness.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing. - George Bernard Shaw
Self-sacrifice is always a virtue - in other people
Self-sacrifice means - and can only mean - mind-sacrifice.
Self-sacrifice:  To sacrifice others without blushing
Self-serve tagline.  Think of something funny.
Self-trust is the essence of heroism. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Self-trust is the essence of heroism. --Emerson
Selfish detective: Private I
Selfish, n. Lacking consideration for the selfishness of others
Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others.
Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race -E.W. Gladstone
Selfishness is the only real atheism. - Israel Zangwill
Selfishness...alt.ego.
Selflessness: The highest form of selfishness.
Selig, die nichts zu sagen haben und trotzdem schweigen
Selina.  Don't you see we're the same?  Split right down the center.
Sell NASA? OkPay 10 Trillion Please.
Sell me down the river
Sell your house.  Let someone else remodel it
Sell your soul for complete control, is that really what you need?
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsements
Sellebrities:  TV personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
Sellebrities: Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff.
Sellebrities: T.V. personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
Sellebrity: athlete in TV commercial
Selling Fried Green Tomatoes along side the Information Superhighway
Selling candy to keep kids like ME off the street - Mike
Selling twice.  Sold, to Raoul, Vicomte de Chagny. - The Auctioneer
Selma Bootie - The first woman of the evening
Selma ne naginji se kroz prozor! Selma!!!Pu kurvo raspala
SemWare Rivals RUMOURED to use TSE in RUSH development effort!
Semantical Philosophy, butthead! - Tom
Semanticists DO IT with meaning
Semanticists do it with meaning.
Semantics - n., pranks  conducted by young men studying for the priesthood,
Semantics? Oh, I'm always up for some antics! <Riggs>
Semele          - Virgin Mother, Great Mother of the Gods
Semele, Virgin Mother, Great Mother of the Gods.
Semen - a term for sailors.
Semen is another word for sailor
Semen is not a term for sailors
Semen, n. - The glue of love
Semen:  A sailor.
Semi auto. syst. for filing/retrieval BBS msg.
Semi truck
Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
Semi-Quaver:  Intermediate violinists.
Semi-boneless ham
Semi-colon: A partial removal of the intestines.
Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers.
Semi-private:  one hanger and a 3 inch stub
SemiPsychoticHalfVampireChildHopelesslyAddictedToPlaystation!
Semicomic diarrhea kills 10 times more than AIDS worldwide
Semiconductor:  A part-time orchestra leader.
Semiconductor:  Part-time band leader.
Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.
Semiconductor: Part-time band leader.
Semiconductor: Part-time orchestra leader.
Semiconductors: Part time musicians
Seminar For Males: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
Seminar For Males: Combating Stupidity
Seminar For Males: Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary
Seminar For Males: Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
Seminar For Males: Get A Life, Learn To Cook
Seminar For Males: Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
Seminar For Males: How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
Seminar For Males: How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
Seminar For Males: How To Put The Toilet Lid Down
Seminar For Males: How To Stay Awake After Sex
Seminar For Males: I'll Wear It If I Darn Well Please
Seminar For Males: PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
Seminar For Males: Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
Seminar For Males: Reasons To Give Flowers
Seminar For Males: Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
Seminar For Males: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
Seminar For Males: The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Shower
Seminar For Males: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
Seminar For Males: The Weekend And Sports Are NOT Synonymous
Seminar For Males: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
Seminar For Males: You - The Weaker Sex
Seminar For Males: You Can Do Housework Too
Seminar For Males: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
Seminar For Men: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas
Seminar For Women: How To Cook On An Outdoor BBQ
Seminar For Women: How To Maintain Logic In An Argument
Seminar For Women: How To Wash Your Hair Using Only Shampoo
Seminar For Women: Madge and Mary Kay - The Icon Syndrome
Seminar For Women: Men Can Have Bad Days Too.
Seminar For Women: Realizing That There Are Other Drivers On The Road
Seminar For Women: Shopping Without Going Bankrupt
Seminar For Women: Talking And Actually Saying Something
Seminar For Women: The Art Of Pantyhose Shower-rail Hanging
Seminar For Women: The Stress Of Not Being Blonde
Seminar For Women: Tupperware - Breaking The Seal Of Addiction
Seminar For Women: Understanding That A Joke Is Just A Joke
Seminar For Women: Why Cars Require Oil Changes More Than Once A Year.
Seminar For Women: Why Forests Don't Have Electrical Outlets.
Seminar For Women: Why Putting Down Other Women Shouldn't Be Enjoyable.
Seminar For Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar For blondes: Why Forests Don't Have Electrical Outlets.
Seminar For blondes: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar for Men:  Cooking -- Those numbers Between OFF and HI
Seminar for Men:  How to Put the Toilet Seat Down.
Seminar for Men:  How to ask for Directions.
Seminar for Men:  Laundry -- Red + White = pink.
Seminar for Men:  The Toilet Seat Goes up AND down.
Seminar for Men:  We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas.
Seminar for Men:  You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver.
Seminar for Men:  Your Microwave -- Beyond "Popcorn"
Seminar for Women:  Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
Seminar for Women:  Combatting The Impulse To Nag
Seminar for Women:  Communicating is Not Saying "Oh, nothing."
Seminar for Women:  Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
Seminar for Women:  Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity
Seminar for Women:  How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
Seminar for Women:  How To Close The Garage Door
Seminar for Women:  How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
Seminar for Women:  How To Parallel Park
Seminar for Women:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
Seminar for Women:  How to say what you mean with using allusions
Seminar for Women:  If You Don't Want Excuses, Don't Demand
Seminar for Women:  Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
Seminar for Women:  Marriage - The Number One Cause Of Divorce
Seminar for Women:  Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
Seminar for Women:  Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
Seminar for Women:  Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkeness
Seminar for Women:  We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
Seminar for Women:  Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity
Seminar for Women:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminar for Women:  You Can Change The Oil Too
Seminar for Women:  You Too Can Carry A Backpack
Seminar for Women: Understanding Female Causes Of Male Drunkeness
Seminars For Women: How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
Seminars For Women: Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every
Seminars for Kids:  "I dunno" is not the Answer
Seminars for Kids:  Does this look like a Barn? (AKA Close the Door)
Seminars for Kids:  The Latest Look or how to REALLY Annoy your Parents
Seminars for Kids:  Whining is not Communication
Seminars for Men:  You too can be the designated driver.
Seminars for Men:  Your Microwave -- Beyond "Popcorn"
Seminars for Men: How to fill an ice tray.
Seminars for Men: You too can be the designated driver.
Seminars for Teens:  You too can put Gas in the Car
Seminars for Women:   Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
Seminars for Women:  How to say what you mean with using allusions.
Seminars for Women:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges.
Seminars for men:  How to Stay Awake After Sex
Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half
Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half-assed discussion
Semipossible, v.: Having sex during a bungee jump
Semis! Why are they called double wide when they are double LONG?
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Semper Fi, dude.
Semper Fidelis
Semper Fidelis:  Always faithful.  Semper Gumby:  Always flexible
Semper Ubi Longus Sub Ubi.
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where.
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Semper fidelist: one of Castro's long-time supporters.
Sempre Ubi Sub Ubi!:  (Always wear underwear!)
Sen-smeggin-sational <Rimmer>
Sen-smeggin-sational!  -A. Rimmer
Sen-smeggin-sational... <Rimmer>
Sen-smeggin-sational... - Rimmer
Sen. James Exon & the rest of those Constitution-killers make me CUSS!
Sen. James Exon:  Lieutenant in the Political Correctness Police Force.
Sen. Packwood's lawyers: Letcher, Fondler, Chauvinist, & Pigg.
Senate Ethics Committee
Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors
Senate, n.: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors. -- Ambrose Bierce
Senator Dole is for S&L ethics in the health insurance companies
Senator Dumbo was killed today - Tom
Senator Dumbo was killed today... -- Tom Servo
Senator James Exon: Trashman of First Amendment Rights!
Senator Kennedy woulda handled this differently - Mike
Senator McDonald - Over 27 Billion Spent
Senator Mike Mansfield in hot pursuit! -- Crow T. Robot
Senator Packwood thinks 'harass' is two words.
Senator Packwood's NAFTA deal with Bill: a night in bed with Hillary?
Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her
Senators DO IT on the floor
Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you
Senators do it on the floor.
Send $20 and I will doubble your IQ or no money back
Send $20 for my new book, "Money is the Root of All Evil"
Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth!
Send $50 and I'll double your IQ or no money back!
Send Amy Fisher and Lorena Bobbitt to settle Haiti.
Send Barney over Niagara Falls in an inflatable raft.
Send Barney to Dow Corning for silicone implants.
Send Barney to Dr. Kevorkian for a check-up.
Send Barney to Florida as a German tourist.
Send Barney to Guyana for kool-aid.
Send Barney to Iraq in a T-shirt that says "Shalom Y'all".
Send Barney to Jeffrey Dahmer's for dinner.
Send Barney to Las Vegas with no money and tell him to pay on credit.
Send Barney to Mexico and tell him to drink 8 glasses of water a day.
Send Barney to Somalia for a buffet.
Send Barney to Spain for the running of the bulls.
Send Barney to Waco Texas for a bar-b-que.
Send Barney to a movie with Pee Wee Herman.
Send Barney to deliver the mail without mace.
Send Barney to play in the woods with Bambi.
Send Barney to the DMV for anything.
Send Bill & Al packing back to the south in `96!
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
Send Bill Clinton candy; he has already had Flowers!
Send Clerics, Gold and Crossbows
Send Clerics, Gold and silver bullets
Send Clinton & Co. down the WhiteWater rapids in a canoe w/o a paddle.
Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWERS.
Send Clinton and company down the White Water rapids.
Send Clinton candy, he's already had Flowers.
Send Clinton-Gore back to the South, and their husbands too!
Send Commander Iceman to the brig for creative editing!
Send Dr. Elders back to Arkansas!
Send Hillary where she truly belongs - to prison.
Send Japan all our Liberals, ruin their economy!
Send Joel his weekly diet of movie droppings - Dr. F
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money! The $#@! has hit the fan!
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money
Send ME your money!
Send MORE Missionaries -- the last ones were DELICIOUS!
Send Me Water! Second Day air, is perfect!
Send Michael on a date with Lorena
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
Send Royalties Prompt $h$h$h$h$h$h Please
Send Rush Limbaugh to Bosnia to defend aid convoys.
Send Sarah Brady for a ride with Ted Kennedy.
Send Sarah Brady for a(nother?) ride with Ted Kennedy!
Send Sysop $$ To Quit..OR..Strike Any Key To Continue!
Send Wesley out to fix the hood ornament.  (Warp 9 on my command.)
Send a "TEA BAG' to your Congressman today!
Send a Self-undressed Spammed Envelope to "Crunchy Frog Offer"
Send a man to the moon, why not a 24 hour dildo battery?
Send a message to ARCHIE @ 1:290/10, subject %HELP
Send a self-abused stomped antelope to
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : <Falcon System<
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to Ron Bowman!
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to him.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to this address
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @F
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: Charlene Deering.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: Orville Bullitt.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: ______
Send a self-abused, stomped elephant to P. O. Box
Send a thief to catch a thief.
Send all the details.  Never mind the facts.  Editor NY World
Send all the details. Never mind the facts.-Ed., old Ne
Send candy to Clinton.  He already got flowers!
Send down the topsails.  Prepare for a hurricane.
Send five dollars for our FREE brochure!
Send follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95!
Send from the desk of George Sherman
Send her breasts right in, too - Crow
Send her breasts right in, too. -- Crow T. Robot
Send him after the Mugatu next & throw the EchoStooges into Chaos
Send him down naked if you have to! Kirk out!
Send him home on the kindergarten bus! - Joy Not with me! - Todd
Send him to one of those modern therapy sessions ... He might like that
Send homosexuality back to Satan, where it came from
Send in competition answers with your name, age and how old you are
Send in the Marines!
Send in the clones!
Send in the clones. --Bringlordi leader.
Send in the clowns
Send in the clowns..   Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Send in the clowns... don't bother; they're here. -- Tom Servo
Send in the clowns....Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Send in the clownsdon't bother; they're here. --Tom Servo.
Send in the disposable men in red!
Send it to ZOOM!
Send lawyers, guns and money! The s--t has hit the fan!
Send lawyers, guns and money! The s--t has hit the fan!
Send lawyers, guns and money. -- Warren Zevon
Send lawyers, guns, & money
Send lawyers, guns, and money!
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Dad get me outta this.
Send lots of Valentine cards. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Send me $10,000.00 and I'll send you 25 words or less!
Send me $19.95 for a registered, working copy of this Tagline.
Send me $20 and I will double your IQ or no money back.
Send me $50 or I'll claim we had sex!
Send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
Send me $50.00 for the book: `Secrets of Multiple Taglines!'
Send me 1000$ and I'll show you how to make easy cash with idiots.
Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)
Send me a dollar and I'll send 3 cents to your charity.
Send me a postcard, drop me a line, stating point of view.  Beatles
Send me picture postcards from L.A
Send me to Honolulu!  From there I'll *swim*! -- Klinger
Send me to San Francisco.  From there I'll hitch -- Klinger
Send me your money
Send me your tired, your poor... Oh! And a side of fries.
Send money
Send money - I need to go on vacation!
Send money NOW! I need it yesterday!
Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
Send money.
Send more tourists        The last ones were delicious!
Send more tourists ...the bears are hungry again
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
Send my body to my first wife... she could use a decent meal!
Send one to a writer? Nope! They don't have time.
Send some filthy mail
Send someone to fetch us, we're in Saskatchewan
Send the BATF to Bosnia
Send the Borg a copy of Windows 95.  That'll REALLY slow 'em down!
Send the Custodians back to Custodia where they belong!
Send the virgins to wax my loin cloth !
Send them all my salary on the waters of oblivion
Send this message in tttrrriiipppllliiicccaaattteee.
Send those robot twits 'Time of the Apes' - Dr. Forrester
Send up the `peel and eat' humans... -- Joel Robinson
Send up the peel & eat humans - Joel
Send us the cure, the sickness we have already.
Send you green and white pictures of dead presidents to
Send your mother-in-law flowers on your spouse's birthday
Send your spare mice to SOCKS@WHITEHOUSE.GOV
SendSUBLIMINALmeTAGLINEmoney
Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.
Sending you sunshine and rainbows!
Sendmail may be safely run set-user-id to root. -- Eric Allman, "Sendmail Installation Guide"
Sends the all time loser headlong to his death
Sene sovya caba'donde ain dovienya. - Mat Cauthon
Senescence begins And middle age ends,  The day your descendants, Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash
Senile felines
Senile.exe not executed... Out of memory
Senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
Senility is a.....What was I talking about?
Senility is when you're years beyond your wise.
Senility means never having to drink just to forget.
Senility:  Been there, done that, forgot where I put the t-shirt.
Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead.  Watch for Golden Oldies.
Senior Design Engineer and Condom tester!
Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant
Senior High School	- Lap Top Computer
Senior Prom  - By Spike Drink
Senior bridge officers, report for duty. Janeway
Seniors are years ahead.
Senna would have been driving rings around me, Schumacher
Senor Beavis, Como es Juan? "Uh, spaghetti!" huh huh huh
Senor Butthead, Como es Juan? "Uh, burritos!" huh huh huh
Senor Orville, Come es Juan? "Uh, spaghetti! huh mmm huh uh huh
Senor Orville, Como es Juan? "Uh, burritos!" huh huh huh
Sensationalists do it sensationally.
Sensations, libations, that stagger the mind.
Senseless Massacre and Carnage?!?  Where do I sign up? - Janier
Senseless massacre & carnage?!?  Where do I sign up?!?
Senseless violence, isn't that what hockey is all about?
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote.
Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. (Grover Cleveland)
Sensitive male
Sensitivity training: politically correct term for brainwashing.
Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life.
Sensors also indicate it's there. Paris
Sensors are back online! - Dax
Sensors are detecting a severe increase in thermal radiation.
Sensors are reading elevated neutrino levels at the Wormhole. - Dax
Sensors aren't operating. - Dax
Sensors can not penetrate the subspace field. - Data
Sensors detect a large chamber ahead. - Tuvok
Sensors detect no vessels. Barnaby
Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir
Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
Sensors indicate 1,564 Romulan Warbirds decloaking.
Sensors indicate Spam coming out of Hyperspace, sir!
Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!
Sensors indicate the creatures are "Scrubbing Bubbles."
Sensors indicate there is a rift in the space-time fabric due to YOU!
Sensors record standard phasers. Chekov
Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain.
Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
Sensors still can't locate the Borg ship. --Tate
Sent By Way Of The Electronic HUG [ ] System!
Sent away to die, never quite knowing why
Sent by whom? - Scully
Sent from the desk of George Sherman
Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer
Sent via the orbs
Sentence first - verdict afterwards
Sentence first - verdict afterwards -- LEWIS CARROLL
Sentence is not given upon a thing which is not clear
Sentence the Menendez boys to life in Singapore!
Sentence: 30 lashes with an RJ-45 pigtail
Sentenced to 20 yrs.of looking at Clara Mortenson - Crow
Sentenced to loneliness, forever!
Sentences are essential elements for writers
Sentences ending with prepositions are things up with which I will not put
Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
Sentimental gentlemen are not afraid to show you when
Sentimental???   No, I said you are semi-mental!
Sentimentality -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share. -- Graham Greene
Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds
Seon television can't hurt you... unless you fall off
Separate together in a bunch. - Director Michael Curtiz
Separate two eggs?  Why are they fighting?
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
Separated at birth: OJ Simpson and Sideshow Bob
Separation of church and state:  Not just a good idea, it's the law
Seperate the saucer, and while you're at it, jettison the teacup!
Seperation of Church and state is NOT in the Constitution
Seppuku:  Unique Japanese way to let it all hang out
September 8, 1966.  Need I say more?
Sequal to "The Godfather" - "War and Pizza."
Sequel to "Gorillas in the Mist": "Spanking the Monkeys"  -SLR
Sequel to "The Godfather" - "War and Pizza."
Sequel to the Little Mermaid: "Sleeping with the Anemone"
Sera Angel seeks Northern Paladin for dinner and banding.
Serbs agree!  Gun Control is GGGGGGRRRREEEAAAT!!!
Serendipities are the best kind of discoveries.
Serendipity is looking in a haystack for a needle and finding the farmer's daughter
Serendipity:  Getting Windows NT to boot on the first try.
Serendipity: The process by which human knowledge is advanced
Serenity Tranquility Peace = STP
Serenity bears scrutiny. -Whisper
Serenity through viciousness.
Serenity: An excellent memory for blessings, a poor one for injuries
Serficly pober occifer!  I haven't thunk a dring
Serfs up  -- Spartacus.
Sergeant "Wonder Woman" is on the loose! Evil doers fear reprisal!
Sergeant Exposition and Detective Plot-play. -- Joel Robinson
Sergeant FORMAT vs. General Failure: The battle is on!
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band
Sergeants do it privately.
Sergio Mendez and Airplane '66 - Mike on cheesy music
Sergio Mendez and Airplane '66. -- Mike Nelson
Serial Error: Mouse in trousers - shake leg to (E)xit
Serial Interface:  A Spoon
Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Serial Port - Red Wine on Grape Nuts
Serial drama.. has Gryphon been threatening to steal your Trix? - DW
Serial killer strikes!  Mouse and modem found dead.
Serial killer strikes!! Modem found dead
Serial killer strikes!! Mouse and Modem found dead
Serial number?  We don't need no stinkin' serial number!
Serial.device found - milk.device & sugar.device not found
Serious Shin Care: The kick-ass conditioner.
Serious Trekkies work out at the Dammit Gym.
Serious Trekkies work out at the Dammit Gym.
Serious Young man: Do you enjoy Kipling? Young Woman: I don't know--how do you kipple?
Serious collectors do it in MIMB!
Serious tagline
Serious.com corrupted. Loading Silly.com instead
Serious?  Didn't he and Roebuck have a catalog, or something?
Serious?  Didn't he and Roebuck have a catalog?
Seriously, my condolences on your dead drive!
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college. - PJ O'Rourke
Seriousness is the next step to being very dull indeed
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.   --Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. - Oscar Wilde
Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow
Seriousness is the very first step towards being dull.
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
Seriousness!   Hmph!   Sobriety!   A   Jedi   craves   them   not!
Seriousness, n. - The very next step to being dull
Sermon good, missionary tasty. Send more soon.
Sermons are like pie crust, the shorter the better.
Sermons should be preached with lives,not lips
Serocki's Stricture:  Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Serology:  Study of knighthood.
Serology: Study of English Knighthood
Serology: Study of knighthood.
Serpents are just sexy creatures with a bad biblical reputation.
Serra-Keet (Zephyr Falcon)
Serum. The new CD from Rush - Tom on box marked serum
Servaland & Avon sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
Serve Him With a Perfect Heart And With a Willing Mind !!
Serve The Computer!
Serve The Lord With Gladness; Come Before His Presence With Singing !!
Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. (PSA 2:11)
Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Served as assistant sore manager. - Real live resume statement
Server not found! Fake it? (Y/N) y
Serves her right for messing around with Burmese bus conductors
Serves me right for not being musical. -- Capt. Renault
Service Ceiling: Altitude at which drinks can be served
Service is Free! (Smiles 10 cents extra)
Service is my success
Service is the sum of many little things done well
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. - Muhammed Ali
Service with a smile - Gal. 5:13
Service with a smile.  Flirt with a grin.
Service with a snarl
Service with a snarl / sneer / smirk
Service with a snarl.
Service, VO BISt du? ES COMt keiner!
Service: 1)What a bull does with a cow. 2)What the Phone Co. provides
Servile Software is a Gay Friendly Company!
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Serving one's own passions is the greatest slavery
Serving suggestion
Serving the scum of Paris for over 300 years
Servo hungry! - Giant Tom Servo
Servo is like a precious little flower - Crow cries
Servo is sooo beautiful, man - Crow cries
Servo kill Movie Sign! - Giant Tom Servo
Servo kill? - Giant Tom Servo
Servo no kill! - Mike to Giant Tom Servo
Servo no kill! -- Mike Nelson
Servo no like cookies - Giant Tom Servo
Servo!  What have we done?  Servo, is that you? -- Mike Nelson
Servo! You're a cheap demigogue! - Crow T. Robot
Servo, I have a headache - Mike
Servo, I have a headache... -- Mike Nelson
Servo, fight back! -- Crow T. Robot
Servo, give me my eyes back! -- Crow T. Robot
Servo, what have we done? Servo, is that you?! - Mike
Servo, you are a cheap demagogue! -- Crow T. Robot
Servo, you're it!  Psyche! -- Joel Robinson
Servo, you're it! Psyche! - Joel plays tag with Bots
Servo: "Ah! This is enough to make k.d. lang turn hetero!"
Servo: Excuse me, sexless man/woman
Servo: Let me be the first to offer you sex
Servo: Robot of anatomically indeterminate sex
Servo: Sex for sundries is fun!  Sex for sundries is fun!
Servo: Speech! * Mike: Speech! * Crow: Speech!
Servotron...you're using the Vorlon Cruiser as a *top*?
Sesame Street Wicca has been brought 2 U by Blessed B
Sesamelexia:  Not knowing which is Bert or Ernie.
Seshat, Mistress of the House of Books.
Seska: Traitorous mycophile or dead porn star?
Seska? - She's a Bajoran Jim but not as we know it, not as we know it
Seskuaplane: Bumps on top.. and underneath.
Sesquipadalianism is not affiliated with any other -ism
Sesquipadalianism: We Know What It Means, Do You?
Sesquippledan verboojuice.  Wells
Session complete.  Neural links terminated.  Have a nice day!
Sessions presents:  `Faces Of Death'... -- Tom Servo
Set "followed links" to expire after 0 ( or 1 ) days
Set A Course 666Mark666 Warp Factor 9, The Devil System, Engage!
Set Buffers=10 on even days, =40 on odd days.
Set DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Set Phasers on "Flashlight"
Set Phrases on Pun
Set Sex Ray for HYPERGASM, Fire at will.
Set a course for Planet Hell --Janeway
Set a course for Planet Hell, Commander. - Janeway
Set a course for the Banian homeworld, Commander. Janeway
Set a course for the Devron system, Warp 13. - Bev Picard
Set a new course - there's a chicken in that nebula
Set a stout heart to a steep hillside.    SCOTTISH PROVERB
Set bazookoids to kill, stuff and mount! - Lister
Set blaster=really, really loud
Set course for Betazed, Mr. Crusher*Warp Nine*! - Picard
Set course for Betazed, Mr. Data *Warp Nine*! -- Picard
Set course to intercept the freighter. Warp 2. Picard
Set designers DO IT obscenely
Set designers do it obscenely.
Set for jump gate sequence start. - Ramirez
Set free the bears! And the pandas!
Set him who wishes to be deceived, be deceived
Set honor in one eye and death i' the other.
Set laser printer to "LIBEL"
Set laser printer to "STUN"
Set laser printers to "stun".
Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else. - G. B. Shaw
Set me as a seal upon thy heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death. - The Bible
Set mode=Extremely verbose
Set phaser to "Spank."
Set phasers on  torture!
Set phasers on "Scramble" and fire at the phone company.
Set phasers on "saut*"!
Set phasers on "tease"
Set phasers on 'Discuss Reasonably'. - Picard
Set phasers on ... torture!
Set phasers on Cajun Style.
Set phasers on Habanero
Set phasers on Shake 'N' Bake.
Set phasers on destruc... OOPS, Sorry.  Wrong echo
Set phasers on kill, Mr. Spock - Cutter John
Set phasers on tickle!
Set phasers on tickle! The new non-violent Star Trek.
Set phasers on... ummm... torture! -- Mr. Spike
Set phasers on.ummm.torture! - Stay Tuned
Set phasers to "Major Software Revision."
Set phasers to "deep fat fry"
Set phasers to "spank."
Set phasers to "tease"
Set phasers to 'humiliate', Mr. Worf.
Set phasers to 'tickle'
Set phasers to Cajun Style.
Set phasers to SPANK
Set phasers to Shake and Bake * Kirk (Cameo in Animaniacs)
Set phasers to extreme itching!
Set science back 10,000 years.  No problem. -- Tom Servo
Set science back 10,000 yrs. No problem - Tom
Set taglines on "Stun"
Set the cart before the horse. -- John Heywood
Set the channel changer to "STUN", Scotty.
Set the controls for the art of fugue
Set the controls for the heart of the sun -Floyd
Set the hook!  Play him! -- Tom Servo
Set the hook! Play him! - Tom as girl flirts
Set the phasers on melancholy
Set the razor for a crew cut - Tom
Set the razor for a crew cut! -- Tom Servo
Set the sun trolls for the cart of the Hun.
Set theorists DO IT in groups
Set theorists do it with cardinals.
Set thine house in order; for thou shalt die, and not live. - Is. 38:1
Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner!
Set three extra places, we're coming over for dinner! - the Warners
Set twit filters to @N@
Set twit filters to Danny Della Paolera.
Set twit filters to He.
Set twit filters to Orville
Set twit filters to Orville Bullitt.
Set twit filters to Orville.
Set twit filters to Roger Barnes.
Set up again????
Set up, and DOOM with me, aha, come on and DOOM with me
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e*
Set your Phrasers on "PUN"!
Set your Phrases on to 'Pun'!
Set your course for #TN#'s home planet of Alderaan.
Set your course for Orville's home planet of Alderaan.
Set your laser printer to "STUN"
Set your phasers on Force 3, to kill. - Kirk
Seth is a bean
Setting his death ray blaster on frappe, our hero sets off looking
Setting up external programs with Blue Wave
Settle down Beavis
Settle down Beavis! Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh-Huh
Settle down Beavis.  -Butthead
Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers! - Butthead
Settle down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers. huh huh huh
Settle down Orville, you'll wet your pants.
Settle down, Beavis!  You're gonna soil your drawers! - Butt-Head
Settle down, Orville. You're gonna soil your drawers. huh huh huh
Settle in your seat, and dim the lights... -Pink Floyd
Settle this first - who moved the stone?
Settled some during shipping and handling
Settling for what they give you, you deserve what you get.
Setz dich ruhig in die Nesseln, wer wei, wie lange es die noch gibt
Seuss' Deli: One knish two knish red knish blue knish.
Sevareid's Law:  The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.
Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Ways To Win, Seven Holy Paths To Hell.
Seven Deadly Sins:  All the good stuff in a short list.
Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy!
Seven against one seems fair. - Trapper
Seven are your burning fires, seven your desires
Seven day weekend, up all night
Seven days of sex makes a hole weak!
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Seven days without puns makes one weak
Seven dead and they blame Marine training.
Seven deadly sins, seven days in a week. Hmm
Seven down and three to go.....Dorothy?
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone ... -- Tolkien
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry.
Seven people in the front seat of a pickup truck just doesn't work.
Seven psychic's sidekicks slid slowly sideways
Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.
Seven stranded castaways -- Isle Things Considered
Seven taglines in one blow
Seven years bad acting - Joel as man breaks mirror
Seven years bad acting... -- Joel Robinson
Seven, Eight, Better stay up late...-Elm St. Children
Seven-course meal for a man...a hot dog and a six-pack.
Seventeen-hundred lies later... -- Joel Robinson
Seventh Day Adventism     No sh*t happens on Saturdays
Seventh Day Adventist - No **** on Saturdays.
Seventh Day Agnostic: official religion of the Taglines echo
Seventy years they locked me away. - Killian
Seventy years young is sometimes better than forty years old
Seventy-five cents off the lemon?
Seventy-six trombones is way too many
Several different programs appear to be running. - Data
Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
Several excuses are always less convincing than one. - Aldous Huxley
Several nuts over fruitcake minimum
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Several partners are as one body, by reason of the unity of their rights
Several species of small furry animals grooving with a Pict?!?
Several warships have been dispatched to this sector. --Worf
Several wives can cook but won't. His wife can't cook but does
Severance Pay is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mr. B
Severe Error 102:  Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted.
Severe Memory Limitations
Severe interest penalty for early withdrawal
Severe mental error ... Low Level Brain Format recommended!
Severed heads? - You must mean the New England Patriots! *
Severely/slightly killed
SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
Sew much fabric...sew little time
Sewer Czar probably knows we're here by now. - Sewer Urchin  [Tick]
Sewer Rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know
Sewer Urchin! How are you doing?-Tick  Very poisonous, don't touch me
Sewer hiking:  The Joy of Drecks
Sewer lobsters,Tick. -Sewer Urchin   I was READY for alligators. -Tick
Sewers are not good playgrounds
Sewn up together in paper foil like a pack of Pez...  
Sex     : the price women pay for marriage
Sex & air: not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex <check one> Male [ ]  Female [X]  All the time [X ].
Sex <check one> Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [ ].
Sex (M/F):  Could you repeat the question?
Sex (M/F):  My place or yours?
Sex (M/F):  Y
Sex (M/F): Could you repeat the question?
Sex (M/F): Gee, this is so sudden, can I think about it?
Sex (M/F): My place or yours?
Sex (M/F): Neither. I'm  a virgin.
Sex (M/F): Y
Sex (M/F): other________________________
Sex (M/F, F/F, M/M):
Sex (M/F/O):
Sex (check one): Male [ ] Female [ ] First Available [X]
Sex (n.): Bags used for the storage of potatoes.
Sex ,Drugs and Rock 'n' Role-Playing!
Sex - : Bags used for the storage of potatoes
Sex - Does God have a sense of humour or what?
Sex - changing alien amish murderers. - Geraldo or X - Files?
Sex - the Vinyl Frontier
Sex - the poor man's polo.
Sex - when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training
Sex IS dirty  If you're doing it right.
Sex Object. n. - One who objects to being one, probably isn't
Sex Slaves don't want to be
Sex Slaves don't want to be emancipated.
Sex Slaves want to be
Sex Symbol: A woman that other women are jealous of, cuz they aren't one
Sex Symbol: what Hillary hates...cuz she isn't one, or can't have one
Sex Therapy Conference: He keeps *coming* back for more.
Sex after 50...is it live, or is it memorex???
Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope.
Sex after death - to be laid in a coffin.
Sex ain't dirty unless you're doin' it right.
Sex and D&D: Hot and Painful, but lots of fun.
Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing!
Sex and Drugs and Unix
Sex and Drugs and Unix. Some of our favorite things
Sex and Gore, out in four
Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy 1 if you don't survive other
Sex and bridge: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Sex and chocolate: better together than separate!
Sex and coffee: a great combination, if you can find a big enough mug.
Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime.
Sex and food ain't everything, there's booze too!
Sex and food ain't everything, there's drugs too!
Sex and mathematics have one thing in common.  You can do each while thinking about the other
Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
Sex and religion do mix, and quite well in fact!
Sex and travel
Sex and violence, keep it in the home where it belongs
Sex and violence: Can't enjoy one if you don't survive the other
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. -- Sophia Loren
Sex at my age is like shooting pool with a rope.. - Bard
Sex at night....sex in the morn!!! Can't get enough!!!!
Sex at noon taxes
Sex begins with s and ends with a thank you
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman
Sex by eight or it's too late.
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generation if no one had
Sex cures headaches.
Sex descriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex doggie style: You beg, she rolls over and plays dead
Sex doggy style:  He sits up and begs; she rolls over and plays dead
Sex drive is a craving that begins in adolescence & ends in marriage.
Sex drives me crazy!  Others too!
Sex drives me crazy! Isn't it great!
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex drugs and crime, what will the tories try next ?
Sex for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, what....no snack?
Sex for sundries is fun!  Sex for sundries is fun! -- Tom Servo
Sex goddess: heaven on a dick.
Sex has no calories.
Sex has two purposes: Orgasm and reproduction. I LOVE it!
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie.
Sex in a corn field:  Porn on the cob?
Sex in space, what a concept!
Sex instructor, first lesson free.
Sex is *the* monster in the box.
Sex is *the* monster in the box. - Senator Kreutzer
Sex is 10% Physical, 90% Mental.
Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!
Sex is GREAT!
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Sex is NOT to be done in moderation!!!
Sex is Natural, Sex is fun, Sex is best when it's Two on One!!!
Sex is a biological function; kissing is a committment
Sex is a difficult subject. When it isn't hard, it's impossible.
Sex is a disrobic experience.
Sex is a goodness. It beats the hell outta card games!
Sex is a killer so die happy!
Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Sex is a matter of lighting - Noel Coward
Sex is a misdemeaner sport:  De more I miss, De meaner I get!
Sex is a misdemeanor - The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sex is a poor substitute for masturbation. - Quentin Crisp
Sex is a powerful aphrodisiac.
Sex is a real attention grabber.
Sex is a teenage activity carried on to adulthood.
Sex is a terrible thing to waste. Let me have it!
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
Sex is a two-way treat.
Sex is all in the lighting.
Sex is all right, but it isn't as good as the real thing
Sex is all right, but not as good as The Real Thing.
Sex is an emotion in motion
Sex is an emotion in motion.  -- Mae West
Sex is an emotion in motion...
Sex is as honest a product benefit for fragrance [perfume] as taste is for diet Coke. -- Malcolm DacDougall
Sex is as natural as giving birth.
Sex is bad for one.  - But it's very good for two.
Sex is bad for one...but great for two
Sex is better than golf (you don't need special shoes)
Sex is better than grass if you have the right pusher
Sex is better than jogging.  You don't need special shoes.
Sex is better than logic - but you can't prove it
Sex is better than logic and therefore I don't have to prove it.
Sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it!
Sex is better than logic.  You can't prove it, but it is.
Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is!
Sex is better than logic... Although I can't prove it
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fine  -- JLP
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines.  --Jean-L
Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. * Picard
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Sex is dirty and disgusting - save it for someone you love!
Sex is dirty only if done right!
Sex is dirty only if it's done right - Woody Allen
Sex is dirty only if it's done right!
Sex is dirty only when it"s done right. -- Woody Allen
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right
Sex is easy. it's me that's hard !!!
Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven.  Are you ready
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor
Sex is great, but it can't beat corn on the cob. -- Garrison
Sex is hereditary -- If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents didn't have it, you w
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is hereditary.  If your parents never had it, you won't either.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. - Joseph Fischer
Sex is hereditary: if your parents didn't have it, you wo
Sex is important, but by no means the only important thing in life.
Sex is just another form of expression
Sex is just one damp thing after another
Sex is like a Bank. Once you withdraw, you lose interest! :-)
Sex is like a back account - when you withdraw, you lose interest
Sex is like a bank account. As soon as you withdraw, You lose intrest
Sex is like a bath...leaves your wet and refreshed!
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed
Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you
Sex is like a credit card! Once you withdraw, You'd better pay Interest!
Sex is like a credit card: once you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sex is like a gun.  You aim, you shoot, then run.   - Aerosmith
Sex is like air - important when you aren't getting any!
Sex is like air, It's only a big deal if you can't get it.
Sex is like air, it's not important unless you're not getting any
Sex is like air.  It's only a big deaZIyou can't get any
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur.
Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't.
Sex is like chinese food, half an hour later, ya want more!
Sex is like chocolate, 'fat' isn't on our minds.
Sex is like cold pizza. Even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex is like credit - some get it, some don't.
Sex is like credit. Some get it and some don't
Sex is like euchre If you haven't a partner, you need a good hand.
Sex is like good wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is like money - very nice to have but vulgar to talk about.
Sex is like oxygen, you only notice it when you're not getting any
Sex is like pizza -- when it's good, it's great; and when it's bad, it's still darn tasty!
Sex is like pizza! Even when it's bad it's kinda good...
Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
Sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
Sex is like riding a bicycle.  Pump up and down, harder, faster
Sex is like snow, you always get at least five inches.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is       going to last
Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
Sex is like wine. It gets better with time
Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
Sex is natural (unless you do it right)
Sex is natural except when done right.
Sex is natural, but not if done right.
Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. <--Sounds raunchy!
Sex is natural, but not if its done right!
Sex is natural, but not if its done right! Sex is nobodies business except
Sex is nature's way of saying Hi!'.
Sex is no one's business except the three people involved
Sex is nobody's buisness but the three involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the 1<=N<999999 involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the 3 people involved
Sex is nobody's business but the eight or nine people involved.
Sex is nobody's business but the nine involved
Sex is nobody's business but the one involved - Peewee
Sex is nobody's business but the pile o'people involved
Sex is nobody's business but the three involved
Sex is nobody's business but the three involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved!
Sex is nobody's business but the two involved. Oh! and the cameraman.
Sex is nobody's business except for the three people involved
Sex is nobody's business except the people involved, and their agent.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
Sex is not a answer.  Sex is a question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is not a competition. Sex is not a job description.
Sex is not an answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.
Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.  "Yes" is th
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, and the answer is YES!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.  "Yes" is the answer.
Sex is not the answer. Sex ist the question. The answer is "Yes !"
Sex is not the answer....yes is the answer.
Sex is not the answer; Sex is a question.  Yes is the answer.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Miller
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are
Sex is only a pain in the arse if you miss
Sex is only as good as you make it.
Sex is only dirty if it's done right
Sex is only dirty if it's done right. --Woody Allen
Sex is only dirty when it is done properly!
Sex is only messy if it's done right.
Sex is only the business of the pile of people involved.
Sex is physics; love is chemistry
Sex is power?...I like power!!
Sex is power?...I like power!!  <g>
Sex is so important that people will risk their lives for it
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Sex is the cure for the summertime BLAHS!!!!
Sex is the invention of a clever venereal disease.
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. - M. C. Reed
Sex is the most fun I ever had withough laughing. + Woody Allen
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G.B. Shaw
Sex is the salt of life. An I'm on a low salt diet!
Sex is the thing that takes the least time and causes the most trouble. - John Barrymore
Sex is too important to take seriously
Sex is vile and dirty.  Do it only to someone you love.
Sex is what women have and men want.
Sex is, was and will always be a blood sport. - Germaine Greer
Sex isn't EVERYTHING!  (almost, but not QUITE!)
Sex isn't an answer, it's the question. YES is the answer!
Sex isn't as good as you imagine when jerking off
Sex isn't everything. But its right up there with oxygen!
Sex isn't fattening unless you swallow it.
Sex isn't over-rated -- it's over-analyzed
Sex isn't the answer It's the question Yes is the answer!
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
Sex isn't the only commodity subject to prostitution
Sex isnt the answer.Sex is the question.YES is the answer
Sex kills the weak and unworthy.
Sex life of an electron  by Eddy Current
Sex life? I remember that! It's when two Modems handshake! >;->
Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex must be wicked. Look how your parents were punished for indulging.
Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.
Sex on TV doesn't hurt ... As long as you don't fall off.
Sex on TV is OK, but I keep falling off!
Sex on TV is okay as long as you don't fall off
Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off.
Sex on TV? TV Guide now comes in a plain brown wrapper.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sex on television?  Nah, I keep falling off.
Sex on the TV is OK -- if you don't fall off.
Sex on the computer is Ok, as long as you don't fall off!
Sex on the side?  It's been so long - when did they move it?
Sex on the stove...heats up quickly
Sex on top of the microwave.  Done in just 30 seconds.
Sex only concerns the three people involved.
Sex or chocolate:  which is better?
Sex over rated?  You underestimate me
Sex preference:  Male ( )  Female ( )  Both ( )
Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension.
Sex should be breath taking - literally!
Sex should be friendly.
Sex should be friendly.  -- Heinlein
Sex should be friendly.  Otherwise stick to mechanical toys
Sex should be friendly. -- Heinlein
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys. L. Long
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's  more sanitary. -L. Long
Sex should be friendly..
Sex should be made an olympic sport
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
Sex tones the body and makes two people feel good.
Sex was so good, San Francisco lit up(Michael Jackson)
Sex will age you if you enjoy it
Sex will outlive us all
Sex will outlive us all.  Samuel Goldwyn
Sex with Love: Feeds a hungry mind & satisfies the soul.
Sex with Marv Albert  Carnosaur-gasm or Gnaw-gasm
Sex with Zaphaod,the best bang since the Big One
Sex with a blond is like eating, three times a day oughta do it!
Sex with a shape-shifter...oh, the possibilities!!
Sex with a sheep is never baaaaaad
Sex with a virgin can be a bloody nuisance
Sex with love: Feeds a hungry mind and satisfies the soul
Sex with my wife is like magic, I get into bed and she disappears.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.  - Heinlein
Sex without love is still...Sex!
Sex!  Lies!  Drugs!  Sounds like Congress
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Crime! God, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! God, I love Congress!
Sex! Lies! Drugs! Sounds like parliament
Sex!! ...and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex!?!? - Ivanova
Sex'N'Drux'N'Rock'N'Fukkin'Roll!
Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin!
Sex, Drugs & Rock `n Roll!
Sex, Drugs and Rock & Role-Playing!
Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime...Don't ya just love Congress
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll all can blow your mind.
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, God I love the Vatican!
Sex, Drugs, and Crime
Sex, Drugs, and Crime  God, I love Congress.
Sex, Drugs, and Crime...God, I love Democrats
Sex, Drugs, and Violence: God, how I love "Washington Week in Review"!
Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
Sex, Tawny K., hot.    Captain Coverdale
Sex, Virtual, n. - REAL women don't deflate when you bite them
Sex, drugs and rock & roll....God, I miss college
Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll? I'm missing VGA Planets
Sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll BBS
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll ... but mostly sex.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll can't compare to buggy software.
Sex, hockey, and country music!
Sex, ladies and gentlemen!
Sex, ladies and gentlemen! -- Crow T. Robot
Sex, lies and toupee tape
Sex, lies, drugs. Sounds like a typical teenager to me!
Sex, love and intimacy seminars with Teddy, Book NOW
Sex, n. - A pleasant combination of suction and friction
Sex, n. - Fleeting pleasure at exobirant cost and ridiculous positions
Sex, n. - Fun with dickin' Jane
Sex, n. - Nobody's business but the pile of people involved
Sex, n. - Something you can easily turn ANY conversation about!
Sex, sex, ducks!  (Don't ask...)
Sex, sex, sex. That's _all_ they ever think about. - Mandy
Sex, sex, that's all you ever think about!  (Hmm ... could be worse.)
Sex, unix & rock-n-roll
Sex-Origin: uhhh.. ahhhhh.. darling! ohhhhhhh
Sex-change, n. - Artificial Infemination
Sex-changing alien amish murderers. --Geraldo or X-Files?
Sex.. and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex... The Final Frontier
Sex... sex sex sex... where were we? + M. Python
Sex...Drugs...Crime...Alcohol...God, I love TV evangelism!
Sex...and you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sex...sex sex sex...where were we?
Sex:    Male ( )   Female ( )   Not enough (XXXX)
Sex:  The most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex:  What comes after five.
Sex:  [ ] Male [ ] Female [X] As often as she's willing.
Sex:  the original Plug-N-Play!
Sex: ( ) Male ( ) Female (X) Whenever I damn well want it!
Sex: ( )Male ( )Female ( )Yes (X)Not tonight!
Sex: ( )Male ( )Female (X)Yes
Sex: Get screwed by the Maxtor Corporation!
Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF!
Sex: M__  F__  None of your bloody business!
Sex: Male ( )  Female  ( ) Not Enough  (X)
Sex: Male ( ) Female ( ) Not Enough ( ) Same ( ) Opposite ( ) Either ( )
Sex: My favorite sport--no special shoes needed!
Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridicul
Sex: Something my body needs anyway.  I like that.
Sex: That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex: What comes after five.
Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [X] As often as she's willing.
Sex: ____ Male  ____ Female  ____ Horse  ____ Sheep  ____
Sex: ____ Male  ____ Female  ____ Sheep  ____ Other
Sex: an acceptable chocolate substitute.
Sex: between 2 it's great: between 7 it's unbelievable.
Sex: darned if you do, miserable if you don't
Sex: even when it's bad, it's good.
Sex: the most fun you can have without laughing!
Sex: the pleasure is momentry, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield
Sex: the poor man's polo.
Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate
Sex?  I have no place in my life for it. -- Worf
Sex? Did you say sex?
Sex? I have no place in my life for it. - Worf
Sex? I've tried my hand at it a few times
Sex?: (M)ale, (F)emale, (S)ometimes
SexDrugsCrimeAlcoholGod, I love TV evangelism!
Sexand you thought motorcycles were dangerous.
Sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky high
Sexism from women is the most insidious form of sexism.
Sexism is a social disease.
Sexism is not a gender thing.
Sexist Me??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexist, n. - One who annoys the broads and offends the chicks
Sexist: A man who disagrees with a Liberal woman
Sexist??!! No! I'm just a hyperbiped
SexistMe??? Hell no!!! Some of my best friends are Bimbos.
Sexists come in both sexes.
Sexometer:  ######################### 64%    Keep trying Babe!
Sexometer: ________________######### 64%    Keep trying!
Sexometer: ۰ 64%. Keep trying, babe!
Sexpot - last kitty in a strip poker game
Sextant:  place to have fun on a camping trip
Sexual Battery - What a woman uses in her vibrator
Sexual Dysfunction, n. - When you don't know if you're coming or coming
Sexual Education - By Peter Goesinya
Sexual Harassment Suit:  Cutting 'em off at the pass.
Sexual Harassment legislation hurts women who want *real* equality
Sexual Harassment legislation makes female-as-child.
Sexual Harassment starts at the office.
Sexual Harassment will not be tolerated, .... will be graded.
Sexual Harrasment starts at the office.
Sexual Harris meant the ladies should watch their step.
Sexual Intellectual
Sexual battery... what Heather uses in her vibrator!
Sexual battery... what Sheilas use in their vibrators!
Sexual equity and mix-'n'-match through quote headers! - Anna Steven
Sexual harassment by females will be GRADED!
Sexual harassment will no longer be reported. It will be GRADED!
Sexual harassment will not be reported, but it will be graded.
Sexual harassment will not be reported, it will be GRADED!
Sexual harassment won't be reported, but graded.
Sexual harassment won't be reported,but it will be graded
Sexual harrassment...where and what time?
Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous.
Sexual orientation: prone; sexual preference: often.
Sexual preference not anything other than itself.
Sexual repression causes most of the violence in the world today.
Sexual stimulation only feels good if you DO IT
Sexual, Homer....is anybody there Homer Sexual? -Bart to Moe
Sexuality, Democracy,..two great mysteries
Sexually focused chronologically gifted male - dirty old man
Sexually focused. chronologically-gifted individual and proud of it!
Sexually harass THIS!
Sexy Slaves are hard to find
Sexy Woman: Woman Hillary Clinton hates
Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
Sexy golfers always practice foreplay
Sexy is a state of mind.
Sexy men are nature's way of saying  keep it up!
Sexy zebras just prowl and vie for quick, hot matings.
Sexy, adv. - Using a feather. (Kinky: Using entire chicken.)
Sexy:  uses a feather.   Kinky:  uses the whole chicken.
Sexy: Uses feather.     Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
Seymour's Investment Principle: Never invest in anything that eats
Sgt. Exposition & Detective Plot-play -Joel an cops talk
Sh*t All, It's 10:28:32!! I'm Late!
Sh*t, P*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C*cks*ck*r, M*th*rf*ck*r and T*ts. - G. Carlin
Sh-She's going to MARRY me! - Die Fladermaus  [The Tick]
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
Shaalu Shalom Yerushalayim
Shabeas corpus: poorly dressed body.
Shabon Spray Freezing! - Sailor Mercury
Shabon Spray! - Sailor Mercury
Shabon Spray! Akuryou Taisan! Moon Tiara Action!
Shabon spray!  -Mizuno Ami/Sailor Mercury
Shad should keep you awake!
Shade and sweet water!
Shade and sweet water!
Shades of grey wherever I go. The more I find out the less that I know. - Billy Joel
Shades of operation SunDevil
Shading within a garment may occur.
Shadow Warrior   More butt-kicking fun from Apogee!
Shadow Warrior  Watch out for that tornado!
Shadow extends from Amber to Chaos; all things are possible within it.
Shadow of Borg: "What do you want? To be assimilated?"
Shadow, Shadow, on the wing... Come alive and smear that thing!
Shadowdale - Level don't count when yer dead.
Shadowed by the exit light, his legs take their ascending flight
Shadowmen, PSI-Corp and Minbari Warrior Castes.. Oh-Bother
Shadows fall behind when we walk toward The Light.
Shadows? --Sheridan. That's the only name we have for Them. --Delenn.
Shadrach and Abed'nego!
Shaft! Elevator Shaft! - Joel
Shagams - Very attractive legs
Shaggy sheep-sellers sell cheap sheep
Shaggy's too dope, how about you?
Shah, shah!  Ayatollah you so!
Shah, shah!  Ayatollah you so!
Shaka Khan, when the discos closed.
Shaka,         when the malls  fell.      - The L.A. riots of 1992
Shaka, when the Zulu fell.
Shaka, when the munchkins came to play.
Shaka, when the munchkins fell.
Shaka, when the sewers backed up.
Shaka, when the toilet backed up.
Shaka, when the toilet overflowed
Shaka, when the walls fell
Shaka, when the walls fell Darmok/Picard
Shakaar Resistance Group Reunion Night. Enquiries to Major Kira Nerys.
Shakaar and Kira when the Kai Winn blew
Shakaar/Kira when the reclamator whirred
Shake Hands with Bubble Buddy (SpongeBob SquarePants, NICK-2002)
Shake and Bake, Baby...    Let's eat out!
Shake and Bake, Baby...    Let's eat out!
Shake any family tree and a few nuts will fall
Shake can, hear syringe, You Got The Right One, Babyyyy!!
Shake dat booty baby
Shake for breakfast, shake for lunch -Crow's square dance
Shake for me, girl! -Zeppelin
Shake it off, you whiner - Jole
Shake it off, you whiner! -- Joel Robinson
Shake it, but don't break it.  Sears & Roebuck don't still make it!
Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance.
Shake the world and everything loose lands in Los Angeles
Shake well before and after use.
Shake well before using.
Shake yo' medicine rattle
Shake your family tree & watch the nuts fall!
Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote.
Shaken, not stirred
Shakesbeer was right - 2 Beer are not enough
Shakespeare and your mother certainly knew how to produce tragedies.
Shakespeare communicated at 28,800 bard
Shakespeare communicates at 1600 Bard.
Shakespeare is NOT a chewing gum flavor
Shakespeare is one of the giants of Human literature. -- Bashir
Shakespeare married a Avon lady
Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or not to be
Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated
Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
Shakespeare of Borg: To be, or not to be, assimilated
Shakespeare of the UFP:  To be or not to be... Make it be!
Shakespeare was right
Shakespeare was wrong. It's the _Bankers_!
Shakespeare wrote good plays. You can write great tags with Messenger!
Shakespeare, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote
Shakespeare, did your father help you with this homework?
Shakespeare, of course, is the exception to the rule.
Shakespeare: 2b or not 2b; Kant: 2b is 2 do; Sinatra: dobedobedo
ShakespeareComm ... transmits up to 14400 bard.
Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the
Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard
Shaking it all about rules! - Hokay Cokay
Shaking my head in Faith
Shaking trees and kicking rocks, looking for ancestors
Shakka, when the sewers backed up
Shakka, when the walls fell
Shakti          - Goddess Who is Cosmic Energy
Shaky Knees  - By Cliff Diver
Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver*
Shaky lines on the horizon / Snaky thoughts invade each person
Shala, shala, pa veshala
Shalala, let's live for today - Joel
Shall I activate the Tantalus Field? Mareau-2
Shall I compare thee to a Summer day? No, I guess not
Shall I compare thee to a bleeding flesh wound? -- Tom Servo
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? - Cold, wet and miserable.
Shall I do a few donuts before entering Spacedock, Cap'n?
Shall I frost the cake?
Shall I frost the cake? Tom offered icily.
Shall I guess your dreams? -  Riker
Shall I have Snotty beam you down sir?
Shall I log this in with the rest? - Vir
Shall I pass that onto the crew, sir? - Spock
Shall I scream?  Let's scream together.
Shall I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
Shall I, wasting in despair, Die because a woman's fair?
Shall mortal man be more just than God? - Job 4:17
Shall not be Infringed  NUFF SAID!
Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters? No, no; horrible!
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we buy a new guitar? -Floyd
Shall we call the experts or cock it up between ourselves ?
Shall we dance?
Shall we dance? - The Joker
Shall we drive a more powerful car? -Pink Floyd
Shall we go there now or remain and play...  at love...  Revan
Shall we indulge in rishathra?
Shall we leave that up to the doctor? - Kirk
Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary? -- J.M. Barrie
Shall we play a game? - WOPR
Shall we play a game? -W.O.P.P.E.R
Shall we see what kind of swordsman you've become? - Ramirez
Shall we sin because we are not under law? God forbid!!!!
Shall we watch Ringling Brothers or Election '92 ?
Shall we work straight through the night? -Floyd
Shall we...pick up the pace, gentlemen?
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Shalom B'Yeshua - Peace in Jesus
Shalom Shalame=Live long and prosper!
Shalom rav
Shalom, Y'all!
Shalom/Salaam/Pax Vobiscum/Namaste/Jai/Peace -- Best Brains
Shaman add a different perspective to "beating around the bush."
Shamans and Wiccans and Druids... oh my!
Shame I'll have to kick her big honkin' sluggy butt! - Earthworm Jim
Shame fuels the economy! -- Dr. Forrester
Shame is an improper emotion invented by pietists to oppress the human race. -- Robert Preston, Toddy, "Victor/Victoria"
Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old.
Shame on you!!! for what you're thinking Jean Luc
Shame on you, Bert I. Gordon! - Joel on cheap movie plug
Shame on you, Bert I. Gordon! -- Joel Robinson
Shame on you, Mr. Clemens, shame! Guinan
Shame runs over, as water rolls into my bathroom
Shame there's no lifeguard in the gene pool
Shame we lost the towel. - Arthur
Shame, shame on Hulk
Shame-based science! -- Tom Servo
Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.
Shameless paraphrasing of old Nat. Lamp joke for your enjoyment and nationalistic tittering
Shamen do it like animals.
Shampiquefy - Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have
Shampiquefy - Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have to buy more, yet
Shampoo - A bear imposter
Shampoo say, in name of Moon, Shampoo punish you! - Sailor Shampoo
Shampoo? No thanks, I'll use real poo
Shampooching - Giving your dog a bath
Shampooing:  The Joy of Breck's
Shan tags have been found to correlate with Michael disease
Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the sq
Shane Courtney is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 bill
Shanghai Lil never used the pill
Shangley has 235 tasks done from January 1998 to Today.
Shangri La on dope!  WE LOVE IT!
Shangri La on dope!  WE LOVE IT!
Shank's Pony - for those who have no car or friends
Shannon
Shannon's Observation: Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve
Shanti,Shanti,Shanti
Shape up or ship out
Shape up or ship out -U.S. Navy
Shape up, Ringo!  This is WAR!
Shapely Betazoids feel sensations in crowded turbolifts.
Shapes, I need shapes...--Arthur
Shar Pei: A Canadian talking about his new knife.
Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig
Share Your Pain!  See Star Trek V with a friend!
Share and Enjoy!
Share and enjoy! - Sirius Cybernetics
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Share our experience, strength and DOPE with each other
Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
Share the fantasy!
Share the music, play it  L O U D !!
Share the road!  Bikes belong!
Share the road!  Cars belong!
Share the sacrifice...be a Co-Sysop.
Share water, little brother
Share your feelings with the group. - Butthead
Share your happiness with others today.
Share your intermost secrets... $1.95 per min
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Share.Exe not loaded... Unable to Share Coffee.  It's All Mine.
Shareable Software International Inc. - Shareware Publishers
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased
Shareware + 60 Days - Payment = Thief !!
Shareware - Used clothing
Shareware - it only works if you pay.
Shareware ... it only works if you register!
Shareware ... without it, leeches would get REAL bored
Shareware Conference Moderator
Shareware Error 399 - No help or documentation available whatsoever.
Shareware Mail. Please Register!
Shareware Recipe: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- <grin>
Shareware Registration Fees or How To Go Broke Saving Money!
Shareware Tagline: if you like this Tagline, send $20.
Shareware author dies - .GIF at eleven!
Shareware author dies, .GIF at 11:00
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
Shareware girls - try for 30 days, then legalise or quit
Shareware is in the eyes of the freeloaders.
Shareware is scanned before your BBS gets it
Shareware isn't Freeware, let's keep it that way.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
Shareware of Borg: Please Register Your Assimilation!
Shareware only works if you pay.
Shareware recipe: if you like this recipe, send $20.
Shareware tagline: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- <grin>
Shareware tagline: Send me US$1.00
Shareware tagline: if you like this tagline, send $20
Shareware worth using is worth paying for.
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underware 
Shareware: Try before you buy, not until you die.
Shareware: forget the manual...phone the author at home!
Shareware?  Isn't that my old High School girlfirend?
Shareware?  Reminds me of a few girls in my school
Shareware?  Reminds me of a girl I went to college with!
Shareware?  Reminds me of a girl in my high school!
Shareware?  Sounds like a girl I knew in high school
Shareware?  Use it?  Love it?  REGISTER IT!
Shareware?  Yep!  That's me alright!
Shareware? Isn't that my old High School girlfriend?
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl I knew in High School.
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl I went to college with!
Shareware? Reminds me of a girl at my high school
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Sharewear - Used clothing
Sharewood Forest-We rob the rich for a living
Sharing Genealogy information, is a rewarding experience!
Sharing Indian Beverages - by T. Fatto
Sharing a computer with your wife now?  I recommend:  DEL *.GIF.
Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience. - Deanna Troi
Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience! 
Shark Handlers Cut in Half! (Sea World downsizes.)
Shark at TWA-800 crash, "Who the hell ever said airline food sucks!"
Shark, shark-oh, never mind-it's just my husband.
Sharkastic virus in the system, call antiPolice !!
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent
Sharks don't attack lawyers - professional courtesy.
Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.
Sharks don't feed on lawyers; professional courtesy.
Sharks won't eat lawyers, due to professional courtesy.
Sharks: The Saint Bernards of the Sea
Sharon  :-)
Sharon Stone of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant!
Sharon Stone... a piece of rock that could make me a flintstone
Sharon's Camp for Wayward Motorcycles, Quesnel, BC
Sharon, Lois and Borg We are here to Asimimarinky-Dinkydoo.
Sharp as a drill and twice as boring
Sharp as a tacky marshmallow
Sharp as the leading edge of a basketball.
Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another
Sharp thinking usually comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.
Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner.
Sharp, like stone in river.  Swift, like tree through forest
Sharpen your vision, ray-trace your X-rated GIFs
Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child.
Shatner DOS Prompt:  <KIRKHERE:\)
Shatner On The Planet Of The Big Winds:  To Baldy Go
Shatner has no toupee. He's capillarily challenged
Shatner when the wig fell
Shatner, when the wig fell, his arms covering, his face red.
Shatner, when the wig fell.
Shatner:Get a Life!!!! Its just a T.V. Show
Shattered dreams are a hallmark of our mortal life.  M.L.King
Shauka, when the walls fell
Shave & lobotomy...Two bits! - Joel sings
Shave And a Haircut, 2 Bits
Shave and a haircut... Two Bits!
Shave and lobotomy - two bits!
Shave and lobotomy... Two bits! -- Joel Robinson
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
Shave tall, jump tall & crouch tall - Crow
Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall! -- Crow T. Robot
Shave the whales & visualize whirled peas
Shaves as close as a scalpel or your face back!
Shaw's Principle:
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it
Shawn Michaels dosen't apologize to ANYONE for Anything!
Shay Ossifer, yer a public servant; get me a beer!
Shay'a'chern and Proud of it!!!!
Shayba          - Goddess of the Moon
Shazam!  Babaloo!  Viacom!  QVC! -- TV's Frank
Shazam! Babaloo! Viacom! QVC! - TV's Frank casts spell
Shazm! I didn't put in these chigger dots.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She "Love is peace and tranquility." He: "Nope, that's sleep."
She & the universe seem to have a special relationship" "Don't we all?
She *claims* that I'm into denial!
She *does* have her moods. - Hades on Demeter
She Does the work of 3 Men: Larry, Moe, & Curly
She Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
She Feels Like A Brand New Man Tonight.
She Feels Like a New Man Tonight --C&W Song
She Got the Kids and the money. I got a Head Ache.
She Got the Ring, I Got the Finger
She IS a saint - Crow on trampy girl
She Kills, but the violence is AGAINST women....who figger?
She Love is peace and tranquility. He: Nope, that's sleep.
She STILL looks better'n Lucille Ball in Mame - Mike
She Said if i didn't get off the radio she'd leave me, OVER
She _really_ is submissive, isn't she? - Dax
She about to impress us with her piloting skills.
She aches, just like a woman
She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox
She ain't Miss'd nuttin <evil grin>. - Jym Fox
She already has, in a virtual, cyberspace sort of way  :-)
She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
She always called me Rimmer. To rhyme with scum. - Rimmer
She always flirts with the butcher...Playing for bigger steaks
She always gossips in the present vindictive.
She always takes her clothes off when she paints. - Dharma, on her Mom
She always wears an overcoat to open the fridge.
She apparently is an excellent teacher. - Winn
She asked me if I loved her still.  "Yes," I replied.  "I've never had you any other way."
She asked me out. I was in her house at the time
She attracts me like a magnet, Tom said ironically
She awakes with a hairball and the worst breath of the day!
She became a member of nudist colony because she's wants to know the naked facts of life
She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits
She believes anyone on saying 'Read my Lips.
She believes in a magical invisible man who lives in the sky, loves her & works in mysterious ways that include suffering and death,,,the gullible type, wouldn't you say? 
She blew and she blew.... he was happy... with a ballon!
She blew and she blew.... he was happy... with a ballon!
She blinded me with science!
She bought a living bra and it bit her
She bought it!  C'mon, lets scram! -- Crow T. Robot
She bought it! C'mon, lets scram! - Crow
She brings ice when I bring fire.
She broke my heart, Moe
She broke my nose!   --    Better luck next time.
She broke your ribs giving you a back rub?
She called her parakeet Onan, because he spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker
She called me `monkey boy'! -- Sam Beckett
She came in through the bathroom window
She came in through the bathroom window.........
She came within two feet of being a beauty queen--one on each hip!
She came, She saw, She...She...She...Oh Baby!!
She came, She saw, She...She...WOW!!!!!!
She can be frightfully trying at times, but she does make me laugh AGT
She can choose to abort [child] or to sue for support.
She can go from zero to bitch in 2.1 seconds.
She can if she wants to... I give her permission!
She can't keep her foot off the accelerator
She can't take much more of this Captain.
She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW!  - Scotty
She can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
She canna take anneh more, Cap'n!
She canna take much moor Captin
She canna take much more o' this, Captain! - Scotty
She canna take no more, Captain!
She cannot be replaced and I miss her deeply. - Winn
She cant stand the sight of pudding -Crow as girl screams
She changes everything She touches and touches everything She changes!
She chooses the challenge. T'Pau
She chopped her fingers off, Orville said off-handedly
She chopped her fingers off, the doctor said off-handedly
She cleans both ears with one q-tip at the same time
She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman.
She could loosen another notch in the Bible belt
She could suck a tennis ball through a garden hose. - W. Clinton
She could take Pernell - Mike on girl wrestler
She could've worn clothes for this - Tom
She couldn't cook, but she knew how to bring men to the boil.
She cradled us.  She held us in her arms
She crazy! She flip me over - Mike
She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkb
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.  -- Tommy Manville
She cried; the judge wiped her tears with my chequebook
She cries, it's All In A Day's Work
She criticised my house, so I knocked her flat. [UK only]
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
She criticized my house so I knocked her flat.
She cussed me like a sailor, kicked a hole through the kitchen wall.
She dances with the ancient fears
She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties.
She did all the same stuff at her last concert - Mike
She did her best... -- Joel Robinson
She did it! (Adam to God)
She did one too many Ready Whip hits - Crow on bimbo
She did one too many Ready Whip hits... -- Crow T. Robot
She didn't fasten her chinstrap - Mike on girl's hairdo
She didn't know she was raped until the check bounced
She didn't know which Tony gave her the twins
She didn't like it when her fan belt shrunk and got shorter... --Zappa
She didn't offer a _word_ of explanation, sir... - Bashir
She died as she lived:  failing algebra. -- Crow T. Robot
She died as she lived: Failing algebra - Crow
She died on a Saturday morning. Forrest Gump
She dislikes me so much, it's irresistible. (George)
She does not dare to be herself. &lt;Anais Nin&gt;
She does not seem to be impressed by the heavy metal looks. - Mask
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
She does this thing with quarters - Crow on stripper
She does this thing with quarters... -- Crow T. Robot
She doesn't exaggerate.  She just remembers big!
She doesn't get along well with people, you know, She's a Yankee. -McD
She doesn't have PMS, she really IS a bitch!
She doesn't have PMS, she's really a BITCH!!!
She doesn't have bad dreams 'cause she's just a piece of plastic.
She doesn't like to look at anything with a naked eye
She doesn't need a helmet - Mike on girl's odd hairdo
She doesn't need a helmet. -- Mike Nelson
She doesn't want to leave, she just wonders if there's life out there.
She don't care what's in style.
She don't eat meat, but she sho' like the bone
She don't love me she love my automobile
She doth teach the torches to burn bright
She dreams he'll come home from work and carry her away
She drove herself to madness with a silver spoon
She drove me to drink. I'm been meaning to write and thank her.
She drove me to drinkthat's what I'm indebted to her for
She drowned at the end of her life.
She even flies her own jet, Tom leered.
She even got the same haircut as Hillary (Hayde Sarah)
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak  - Kurt Cobain
She falls in between Levis and Vogue magazine. 
She fed a lot of people, but the tasty they die young. - Folksinger
She fights and vanquishes in me, and I live and breathe in her, and I have life and being. - Migeul de Cervantes
She finishes second! - Larry
She fired four rounds at you...  Skinner to FM about DS  (3x23)
She followed me home, mommy.   Can I keep her?
She fought like a cat woman... guess she loves me... --Simon
She gave me a kiss that would cost $3 in a taxi.
She gave so much that only love remains.
She gave you advice; what's the difference if she's not Chinese?!?!
She give new meaning to the term 'County Seat'
She goes through men like Brooklyn goes through bullets
She got a heart as big as her head.   William Bendix
She got a perfect score on her SATs!  Nothing right!
She got another stallion in the paddock? - Potter to Burns
She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits.
She got the job because her husband is president!
She grows up for another man, and he's down -Floyd
She had a 'For Lease' sign tattooed on her forehead.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off,,,
She had acute angina......and a nice sset of tits as well
She had enough sex appeal to stampede a businessman's lunch
She had enough sex appeal to stampede a businessman's lunch
She had forgotten they were in Orville country, too.
She had got the cancer, and died on a Tuesday. Forrest Gump
She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw
She had more Chins than the Chinese phonebook!
She had more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.
She had no idea that when she sank into his arms, that she would wind up with her arms in the sink
She had poison ivy on the brain and had to think of sandp
She had so many rolls that even flour didn't help
She had the face of a Saint.  A Saint Bernard!
She had to ride the heat of passion.
She had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
She hadt de kliene sitzen und de rozen titzen.  -- Benny Hill
She has P-M-S, E-S-P & a G-U-N. Don't even THINK about it!
She has PMS & ESP.  Now she's a bitch that knows everything.
She has PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic.  Any questions?
She has PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey. Any questions?
She has PMS and a handgun.....Any questions?
She has PMS, ESP and a GUN - don't even THINK about it!
She has SOME support to be the next Kai, probably not enough. - Kira
She has a 80386 mouth with a 8088 brain.
She has a foot fetish, but will settle for 9-10 inches
She has a receding hairline - Tom
She has a sense of humour as I've imagined _you_ do. - Bashir
She has always been that way. Sarek
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring -- they applaud
She has an extra hip.  Really disturbing. -- Mike Nelson
She has as much originality as a Xerox machine.
She has beautiful eyes...too bad she has three of them.
She has been found in more hotel rooms than the Gideon Bible.
She has been under more drunken sailors than a head.
She has carpal tunnel syndrome of the neck.
She has everything a man wants:  bushy eyebrows, a mustac
She has four fatal diseases.    Margaret O'Brien
She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
She has sex, she has options; he has sex, he risks prison for life.
She has so much bridgework, a man pays a toll to kiss her
She has the answer when I don't know what to ask...   Utopia 
She has the blood of a Reptile just underneath the skin
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin - NIN
She has the remains of really remarkable ugliness
She has the smug look of having just dined on her husband.
She has to defend the Mushroom People... -- Crow T. Robot
She has to defend the mushroom people - Crow
She has wonderful muscles. - Chekov
She hasn't beaten us yet! - Sisko
She hides because she don't know nothin', don't know nothin' anymore. --Stone Temple Pilots
She holds my hand, we share a laugh. Sipping orange blosssom breezes.
She holds the title & never lets go - Tom sings
She hoped and prayed that she could stop living - Hendrix
She hunted mushrooms with a bad man and lost her morels.
She if from a world alien to me now! -- Worf
She is T'Pring. My wife. Spock
She is a Chocolate lover maximas!
She is a flood of light whose strenth is mighty
She is about to impress us with his piloting skills.
She is as hard to manage as a sleen
She is as untrustworthy as she is beautiful
She is blonde, tall, beautiful, and as a Z80 for a brain.
She is calling from the deep, summoning my soul to endless sleep
She is descended from a line that her mother listened to.
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to. -- Gypsy Rose Lee
She is finally free of that pain. - Blair about Cobra (R.I.P)
She is hot.  - X-Files
She is in Festival. As you should be! Hacom
She is intolerable, but that is her only fault. - CM de Talleyrand.
She is my navigator and She charts my course by strange stars
She is never going to love you. --Changeling
She is not refined.  She is not unrefined.  She keeps a parrot.	-- Mark Twain
She is not silent.  :-}
She is not: a Bleached Blonde. She is: Peroxide Dependent.
She is one hot mama! - Tom on old lady speaker
She is one of my dead ends; I am trying to trace her lineage.
She is one who kisses, among other things, and tells.&lt;Dorothy Parker&gt;
She is only sixteen - too young to be freeze dried!"
She is pure TV-movie pretty - Crow on overly made up girl
She is pure TV-movie pretty... -- Crow T. Robot
She is quiet, but she's inwardly outgoing...
She is sausage-packed into that outfit! - Tom
She is so coy! I love it! - The Mask
She is so coy...I LOVE IT! - S. Ipkiss
She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
She is so ugly I wouldn't let her sit on YOUR scanner
She is the doctor, I am just the crazy person!
She is the needle and we are the thread
She is the night, and my lonliness in bondage. - Danzig
She is the queen of my double-wide trailor
She is the weaver and we are the web.
She is very unpleasent. - Clym Yeobright
She is wearing rags and feathers from salvation army counters
She is within us beginning to end
She isn't as insane as we make her out to be.
She jumps w/out a chute & her hair opens up - Mike
She just broke the glass ceiling! )*$#! NO BARRIER
She just decided she's dead - Mike on hokey death scene
She just decided she's dead. -- Mike Nelson
She just doesn't like strangers. Adel Renn
She just likes the way he smiles.
She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that s
She keeps getting an AT parity error.
She keeps saying I don't listen to her, or something.
She kept an air of mystery about her. When men asked her name, she'd say: "Never Mind the chit chat .... let's screw."
She kept sayin'  I didn't listen t' ha'o' sump'n.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her DD or something.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something like that
She kept saying I didn't listen to her--or something.
She kept saying I didn't listen to heror something like that!
She kept saying I didn't listen to heror something.
She kept saying I never listen, or something
She kept saying she never listened. Or something
She kissed ME on the cheek. Your target area,however,will be the lips
She knew she was on the losing end.
She knows how to drive a man right back to being a child.
She knows how to get the Maxi out of a Pad-Tom on bandage
She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably.&lt;Anais Nin&gt;
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She learned life from Bugs Bunny.   William Holden
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been - NIN
She left me a note, but I had to make up the chords.
She lied to us Vader..she deliberatly lied
She liked him; he was a man of many qualities, even if most of them were
She likes me!  She stole my recipe!
She likes me!  She stole my tagline!
She likes me! - Crow as girl winks
She likes me! She stole my tagline!
She likes to rock and roll all night long
She likes to spread gossip, news, rumors, legs
She lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted looks
She lives in a fire department training building - Crow
She lives in the thimble kingdom - Crow
She lives in the thimble kingdom. -- Crow T. Robot
She lives on the reflections of herself in the eyes of others. &lt;Nin&gt;
She looked like some pallid deranged sibylFlagg was afraid
She looks just like Geddy Lee -Joel on girl with big nose
She looks like Donald Sutherland in drag. -- Tom Servo
She looks like Jiminy Cricket - Crow
She looks like Jiminy Cricket. -- Crow T. Robot
She looks like Pebbles - Crow
She looks like Pebbles. -- Crow T. Robot
She looks like a Dodge Neon - Mike
She looks like a Dodge Neon... -- Mike Nelson
She looks like a Romulan - Crow
She looks like a Romulan. -- Crow T. Robot
She looks like a leather backed turtle - Crow
She looks like a munchkin from this angle - Crow
She looks like a munchkin from this angle! -- Crow T. Robot
She looks like a negative image of Arsenio -Joel on alien
She looks like a racoon! Who does her eye makeup? - Crow T. Robot
She looks like a white member of the Supremes! - Joel
She looks like an oil fire! -- Tom Servo
She looks like she's on something -Crow on bug-eyed alien
She loved a Biker like an icon; he was the image of her dreams
She loved the bulge in my pocket!!    It was my wallet
She loves me like she means it.
She loves me! Calloo-callay! - Principal Skinner
She loves me, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves nature... despite what it did to her face.
She made me French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
She makes hungry where most she satisfies
She makes love, just like a woman. - Bob Dylan
She makes you watch her from above --U2
She married me for my recipes.
She married me for my tag lines
She may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
She may have flaws, but she has teeth - Sisko (on the USS Defiant)
She may have flaws, but she has teeth. - Sisko
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts
She may very well pass for forty three in the dusk with a
She meant 'walk' the dog, not 'wok' the dog - Joel
She meant `walk' the dog, not `wok' the dog! -- Joel Robinson
She might as well face it, your dick is her grub !
She might as well fake it, your dick is a stub !
She milks butterflies - Tom
She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could have poured on a waffle
She moves like a shadow across my skin --U2
She must around here some where. The modem is still warm.
She must be from Newfoundland - Crow on girl's accent
She must be one of Sen. Packwood's aids - Mike
She must be wearing mink, Tom inferred.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her, she says "Tut, Tut!"  --Henny Youngman
She must have spies everywhere. - O'Brien
She must have spies everywhere. - O'Brien
She must have studied under Jamie Lee Curtis - Crow
She needs a lobotomy! Someone get me a saw!--Pulaski, WTNE
She needs therapy. - Yakko
She needs to wear more, to hide her naughty bits!
She never cried when old Yeller died.
She never kissed a parrot but had kissed a cockatoo!
She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner.
She now had 38 minutes to live - Crow
She now had somewhere between 35 & 37 mins. to live -Crow
She offered her honor, He honored her offer!!
She offered me a root beer... the root was good but the beer was flat
She offered me a tete-a-tete, but I wasn't horny
She often gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it). - Lewis Carroll
She often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
She only gave me backrubs -- Ollie
She only talks to me when the battery is dead.
She only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
She opened her mouth and I showed her what it was for
She ought to name her baby Bonus. She got him from the boss
She paid for her dinner, so that's all that matters. - Lee Ackrill
She picked up her pagan axe, and gave the echo 40 wacks.
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
She practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
She probably doesn't even know where the billiard room is.
She pulled he wheelchair to the edge of the shore - Hendrix
She punched Lancelot! But he kissed me!
She ran off with that spoony bard! --Tellah the Sage
She ran out of pronouns - Tom
She ran out of pronouns. -- Tom Servo
She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'. -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
She really bent your mind like a spoon. -- Al Calavicci
She really rocks me with those Penthouse Eyes
She refused any medication ever used by people who had passed away.
She returned my letters marked Fourth Class Male
She revolutionized the breast - Mike on big, busty girl
She revolutionized the breast! -- Mike Nelson
She rides on stormy seas and does not sink.
She rides!  She riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiides!!!  Lister
She rocks all the Little Dudes' worlds -- Pee Shy
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. -D. Parker
She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans
She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?"
She said Get thee behind me Satan! and lift my skirt!
She said I didn't listen to her, or something like that.
She said I didn't listen to her...or something??
She said I looked awesome. - Duncan MacLeod
She said I never listen to her... or something like that.
She said all she had was rabbi cards - Crow on Gypsy
She said it also feeds on fear. - McCoy
She said it was either her or the radio.  &lt;over&gt;
She said it was okay, but I felt like I just ate my young
She said she had nothing to wear.  I smiled.
She said she hasn't had a bite in two days. So I bit her!
She said she would not eat snails because she preferred fast food.
She said sperm. huh huh huh
She said the first step is the two step.
She said the radio had to go. Over!
She said the word! - Tom after Gypsy swears
She said, "Deeper, deeper!" so I quoted Nietzsche in her ear.
She said, "I want you!" Another darned cannibal!
She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'.  I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.' -- Morrisey
She sat on the pot and sang "Tinkle,Tinkle,Little Star!"
She saw the phone bill & smashed my modem.  UPGRADE TIME!
She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts
She says I never listen to her...or something like that.
She says bring it on down, bring on the wave.
She says hello, you fool, I love you.
She says it's to block the smell of formaldehyde. - Scully
She says she talks to angels... -- Black Crowes
She says, 'Come on girl, it's All In A Day's Work.'
She says: `Cosette, I love you very much.' - Cosette, Les Mis
She scored a couple of keys - Joel on girl w/key ring
She seemed a little too plot-devicey to be legit. - Anna Steven
She seems almost lifelike - Crow
She seems almost lifelike. - Crow T. Robot
She sells C shells
She sells C shells by the C shore!
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
She sells... C shells
She set her sister's hair on fire, sing rickety-tickety-tin
She shooked and shooked. Then we smoked a cigarette.
She should have been a son
She should pack some more foam peanuts around him - Crow
She showed my her brighted star, What was the mirror for?
She showers frequently. I know because I watch her.-Hawk on Margaret
She sleeps above her covers.  4 FEET above her covers
She slowly lifted her dress - Con't Next Tagline
She smiled, and I think she winked her eye.
She snuck me into the bedroom right after you left
She so ugly she'd make a maggot gag at 50 paces.
She sold the Starway To Heaven
She sounds like Moms Mabely - Crow on Gypsy
She speaks  poniards!   And every word  stabs !  Benedict (&lt;Shakespeare&gt;)
She speaks *poniards!*  And every word *stabs*! -- Benedict
She speaks rather loudly for a rational creature
She spreads as easy as butter on hot corn on the cob!
She stayed the whole time... talked a lot. - B. Clinton
She steals the sun and shuts out the light --U2
She still believes in miracles while others cry in vain. - Billy Joel
She still doesn't approve of my superhero lifestyle. -Arthur about Dot
She stole my cigars, too - Crow gruffly as old woman
She stole my cigars, too. -- Crow T. Robot
She stood in the doorway, the ghost of a smile -Floyd
She struck a fellow officer. Tuvok
She struck oil on her land. I remembered her well
She suggested I sit in darkness for a day...quite properly so. -Winn
She sure can't wrestle, but you should see her box!
She survived, now she's gotta be in the film - Crow
She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry
She takes, just like a woman. - Bob Dylan
She talks so much her tongue is sunburned
She tells enough white lies to ice a cake.&lt;D. Parker&gt;
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
She tells me things, I listen well, drink the wine and save the water.
She tends to be rather rigid, but rigid in a wonderful way."--M on S
She thanks you kindly, turns away
She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She thinks she missed the train to Mars. She's out back counting stars
She thought a penal colony was an all male nudist camp.
She threw a curve ball, and I rounded the bases of love.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
She took me and gave me breakfast.
She took me in and gave me a bidgamite sandwich!
She tore my valentine in two, Tom said halfheartedly.
She travels like a rocket through the galaxy
She tried in vain ... but he never caused her nothing but shame
She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing.  Humphrey Bogart
She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough.
She turned her eyes towards the stars and dammed them to hell
She turned me into a Landers!  I got better
She turned me into a NEWT!
She turned me into a NEWT!! A newt? I got better. - M.P
She turned me into a Republican!  --Newt Gingrich
She turned me into a newt! ....well, I got better.
She turned me into a newt! I got better
She turned me into a newt!' 'A newt?' 'Well, I got better.
She turned me into a newt!.. Mmm, I got better.
She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away
She undid the window quickly.
She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now.
She used to have an hour glass figure, but now time hangs heavy.
She used to kiss me on the lips, but now it's all over.
She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows.
She visits the beauty parlor on Monday and comes back on Wednesday
She wakes up from a dream, checks the mirror for reality
She walked right past me, Chief. Bashir re Lenz
She walks as if balancing the family tree on her nose
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
She walks like a shadow, she talks like a dream
She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
She wanted to remain with friends. - Scully
She wants to see you again, twisting on a string.
She wares my love like a see-through dress --U2
She was SO ugly they pushed her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
She was a BIG NUN with a mustache! - Tom
She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hot-dog heart!
She was a _poor_ substitute for you. - Bashir
She was a big nun with a mustache! -- Tom Servo
She was a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window
She was a carpenter's dream...flat as a board and never been nailed.
She was a credit to her gender
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. - Anita Brookner
She was a headache, but viva l'amour! - Pepe LePew
She was a moonshiner's daughter and I love her still
She was a nun, and the priest wanted to watch.  -- The Frogs
She was a pirate's dream...sunken chest!
She was a round hole. I was a square peg.
She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She was a stablemans daughter, and all the horesmen new her!
She was a suicide blonde; she dyed by her own hand.
She was a telegrapher's daughter; she did it, da did it, da dit it
She was a woman who thought she was a tagline
She was afraid in her soul, she was afraid for her soul. - The Stand
She was afraid of him because he was The Really Bad Man. - DT II
She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
She was another one of his near Mrs.
She was beautiful from head to foot but she certainly made a mess of the stuff in between
She was breeding a dwarf but she wasn't done yet
She was buns up kneeling
She was carved from ice by the finest sculptor that ever lived
She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load...  - Holly
She was dead kinky for sweetbreads.
She was engaged to a fellow with a wooden leg. She got angry and broke it off
She was gonna name her boat 'The Stereotype' - Crow
She was gonna name her boat `The Stereotype'. -- Crow T. Robot
She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short.  -Clive James talking about Marilyn Monroe   
She was intent on having a "Klingon afternoon"&lt;WDSNNE&gt;
She was intent on having a "Klingon afternoon"&lt;WDSNNE&gt;
She was just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still
She was loved and we all miss her
She was loyal to the regiment, but rotten to the corps
She was lying...I swear!
She was married to me.   She had to be patient. * Riker
She was meant for him, but he terrified her. - The Stand
She was minus so many buttons
She was much prettier than her 4-color separation.
She was my north, my south, my east, my west. -- Auden
She was naked and then &Z&gt;i?#+n*E#|2+A= NO CARRIER
She was naked and then*Z&gt;?******|***=
She was naked and then+Z&gt;i?#+n*E#|2+A=
She was no bargain, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
She was okay. There was nothing wrong with her that a vasectomy of the vocal cords would not fix. - Lisa Alther
She was one of a kind, love with some skin wrapped around it
She was only a jockey's daughter, but all the horse men knew her.
She was only a mailmans daughter, but she went the whole route with me
She was only a moonshiner's daughter & I love her still.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver
She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
She was only a telegraph operator's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT
She was only a telegrapher's daughter, but she DI DIT DI DIT DI DIT.
She was only the Enterprise's surgeon, but not just anybody cadaver!
She was only the astronaut's daughter, but she knew how to take off.
She was only the bank manager's daughter, but she let me make a deposit.
She was only the bartender's daughter, and preferred men to liquor.
She was only the miner's daughter, but I let her work on my shaft.
She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.
She was only the undertaker's daughter, but any man cadaver.
She was only:  a banker's daughter, but she opened her drawers for cash
She was only:  a chimney sweep's daughter, but she sure knew how to haul ash
She was only:  a coal digger's daughter, but she'll always be mine
She was only:  a fireman's daughter, but her face was a cause for alarm
She was only:  a statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations
She was only:  a wrestler's daughter, but you should have seen her box
She was prepared to die, Earth-man. - Kras to Kirk
She was pure and innocent, at least for appearance's sake.
She was right, but at the wrong time. - Spock
She was right.  White magic.  That's all that's left. - G.B
She was short on intellect, but long on shape. - George Ade.
She was showing me her...ahhh...INITIATIVE.--Quark
She was so blonde - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She was so blonde - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
She was so blonde - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
She was so blonde - she thought a quarterback was a refund
She was so blonde - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
She was so blonde - she tried to drown a fish
She was so blonde - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
She was so dumb that she had to stand on a chair to raise her IQ!
She was so dumb that she thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whore house.
She was so dumb that she thought asphalt was a rectum problem.
She was so fat, she had more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
She was so hungry for knowledge she ate a professor.
She was so nervous-didn't know whether to say: I do, I have, or I did.
She was so special, she walked in slow motion. - Parker Lewis
She was so ugly not even the tide would go out with her
She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
She was so ugly, I wouldn't even let her sit on your face
She was stealing an apple of the people. - Cop
She was such a naughty nanny... - Queen
She was such a skeptic... - Mulder
She was such an ugly bride, all the men got in line to kiss the groom!
She was the Admiral's daughter - got caught with seamen in her navel.
She was the bootlegger's daughter but I love her still.
She was the chiropractor's daughter, but she was known in all joints.
She was the coal miner's daughter but she had a mine of her own.
She was the coal miner's daughter, but she was nobody's fuel.
She was the electrician's daughter - she had all the right connections
She was the farmer's daughter but all the horse manure.
She was the farmer's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
She was the kindest, most caring person I ever knew. - Sisko
She was the minister's daughter, but I wouldn't put anything past her.
She was the moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
She was the morticians daughter but anyone cadaver (could have her).
She was the optician's daughter and she made a spectacle of herself.
She was the prize-fighter's daughter but you should have seen her box.
She was the quarry miner's daughter, but everyone took her for granite.
She was the telegrapher's daughter, but she didit...didit...didit.
She was the undertaker's daughter but anyone cadaver.
She was the victim of ballyhoo and sensation. &lt;L Olivier on M. Monroe&gt;
She was told that in the end/Every Barbi gets her Ken/Lie,lie,lie. -RS
She was using the landscape to hide herself!
She was wearing pierced hearing aids
She was wearing this sexy Freudian slip.
She was wearing--she was wearing...RED.--Sisko
She was wrapped in plastic
She was writing the way one breathes, the way one dreams
She wasn't *that* bad a dancer... -- MacLeod
She wasn't a John Wayne fan.
She wasn't one woman but two. And one of them was dangerous. - DT II
She wasn't perfect; she had some trips of her own. 
She watched her plan materialize
She watching that Oxygen, I'm watching ESPN!
She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
She went away for the holiday/Said she's goin' to LA...   Ramones 
She who begins a conversation does not foresee the end
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
She who dies with the most fabric wins.
She who dies with the most recipeS wins!
She who dies with the most wool, gets fleeced.
She who has never lov'd, has never liv'd.  -John Gay
She will always be here.
She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine
She will choose her champion. T'Pau
She will only walk down a one-way street in the direction of the arrow.
She wiped it on her chin!!! - Crow as Mamie scratches ear
She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n!  The batteries are dead!
She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
She wondered why he kept going to Nymphomaniacs Anonymous
She wore a grey bathing suit & Greenpeace tried to tow her to the sea
She wore a smoke-coloured dress at dinner, said Tom ingratiatingly.
She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini
She works hard for the money! So you better treat her right
She would have been my wife. Isak on Uletta
She would love you anyway, why won't you ask her?
She would rather be looked around at than up to.
She wouldn't know sensuality if it bit her on the ass!
She wouldn't sell his computer; she'd whop him with it!
She wrote a long letter...on a short piece of paper.
She'd be good sitting on a ritz - Joel as dino bites girl
She'd be so right to hold me tonight
She'd been known to drink a few and show off her Texas tattoo.
She'd do anything for a mink, now she can't button it
She'd make a good boat anchor - Crow on drunk anchor lady
She'd make a good boat anchor. - Crow T. Robot
She'd slap you silly if you didn't like Willie.
She'd spend all the money I give her to see the old man in the moon
She'll be a P... C... user! Got disks in her drives!
She'll be a PCuser! Got disks in her drives! &lt;-TLP
She'll be all right.  Inform Lord @LN@ we have a prisoner
She'll be all right. Inform Lord Bullitt we have a prisoner.
She'll be alright.  Inform Lord #TN# we have a prisoner.
She'll be comin' round the modems when she comes. She'll
She'll be coming round the aardvark when she comes
She'll be difficult to forget. - Picard
She'll be right, mate! Who? My missus, of course.
She'll be two years old when I get back. Romulan
She'll blow soon. - Scotty
She'll fly apart!   **Fly her apart then!   Capt. Sulu
She'll grow out of it...won't she? - Katie Ka-boom's mother
She'll have Fun, Fun, Fun till her daddy takes her Spitfire away
She'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her charge card away.
She'll have fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her phaser awaaayyy
She'll just have to stop behaving like a Q. - Q
She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! - Scotty
She'll never tell us the truth. - Kira
She'll prophesy your death but she won't say when.
She'll see through me like Grandma's underpants. - Bart
She'll sigh and thank God for won-won-won-wonderful
She'll take what you give her as long as it's free -Danny Dp(Bj)
She's *extra* smokey! -- Crow T. Robot
She's 18 and very loose. Too bad it's 18 in dog years.
She's 4F:  fair, fat, female, and fifty.
She's ALIVE, Jim!  Pass the Trojans!
She's Chinese so you suggest Chinese food? - Elaine, to Jerry
She's DEAD, Jim. Still warm, though.... Flip ya for it !
She's Dead Will, but you still need to use a condom!
She's EXTRA smokey - Crow on trampy girl
She's Everybody Else's Girl, maybe one day she'll be her own - T. Amos
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
She's Infernal Affairs, Rog. &lt;Riggs&gt;
She's NOT a brunette! I can see those blond roots!
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
She's REALLY annoying - Mike on Lisa Loeb
She's Saran wrapped - Crow on girl's shiny dress
She's Saran wrapped... -- Crow T. Robot
She's So Ugly, I Bet A Cat Wouldn't Cover Her Up.
She's Stephanie Hodge-ish & I do mean 'ish' - Crow
She's THAT kind'a girl.
She's VERY sexy!  Pandora
She's a Honky Tonk woman.
She's a Kitten With A Whip & it hurts so good -Mike sings
She's a _natural_ Blonde, Please Speak slowly
She's a bass.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.  --Henny Youngman 
She's a bird in a gilded cage.
She's a bird in a gilded cage.
She's a chicken, I tell you! - SNS
She's a chiliholic, and she just can't help herself.
She's a dancing Millie Helper! - Crow
She's a dancing Millie Helper! -- Crow T. Robot
She's a drag.  A well-known drag.
She's a few cookies short of a dozen.
She's a fugitive from the law of averages!
She's a gift -- Wesley
She's a gift. - Wes  Obviously, you unwrapped her. - Troi, "Q-In-Law"
She's a golf teacher. I've struck gold! (Kramer)
She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
She's a great housekeeper. She gets divorced. She keeps the house.
She's a heartbreaker, a real mischief-maker
She's a homewrecker
She's a keeper! - Crow on magical lady of the lake
She's a kitten with a whip and it hurts so good! -- Mike Nelson
She's a lady alright.   Her name is "Enterprise." * Picard
She's a little young for you, isn't she, Wesley? -- Geordi
She's a man. - Ace Ventura
She's a natural Blonde, Please Speak slowly
She's a neat gal. She's from Remulak, FRANCE!
She's a one-woman wrecking crew
She's a queen. She'll breed. You'll die. -- Ripley
She's a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
She's a sad tomato
She's a sensation.
She's a skinny bride, but she'll soon fatten, being now fed both ends.
She's a straight back chair type - Tom
She's a suicide blonde... dyed by her own hand.
She's a tank - Crow
She's a what?  -  Connie Chung  1995
She's a witch!  Burn her!
She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back! Boys! -- Dot
She's about as smart as bait
She's alive Stimpy.  Pass the Trojans!
She's all right.  She has to be. - Garibaldi
She's already cut the pork!  Loretta Bobbitt in 96
She's already married
She's already married, said Tom mistakenly.
She's also the only member of her species I've seen
She's always a women to me  - Danny Dp (Billy Joel)
She's always a women to me -Billy Joel
She's always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower
She's always saying "Ho-ho-ho". She's the best known ho-er in town.
She's an American girl
She's an Ellen Jamesian. -- Crow T. Robot
She's an old maid, cause her father didn't have a shotgun.
She's as free as a breeze in her doeskin BVD's - Pocohonatas
She's back. La Forge
She's barracuda bait! - Tom as alien girl wades in ocean
She's barracuda bait! -- Tom Servo
She's beautiful therefore to be woo'd. She's woman therefor to be won.
She's beautiful! Gorilla my dreams! - Tom sings on ape
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got HUGE...tracts of land.
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.. closets
She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huuuuge..tracks a land
She's been "Born again" --Trouble is, she came back as herself,,,
She's been cheated on one too many times.
She's been cheated on one too many times.
She's been everybody else's girl.
She's been everybody else's girl. -- Tori Amos
She's been known to move fast.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
She's been shot up pretty badly. - Ivanova
She's been trying to lower inflation with my credit card
She's being followed by Al Gore - Tom on zombie
She's being followed by Al Gore. -- Tom Servo
She's bisexual, but, alas, not with me.
She's briskly jogging from him - Crow
She's briskly jogging from him... -- Crow T. Robot
She's built like a brick sh...sh...showboat! - Crow
She's calling Confess 'a' Murder... -- Crow T. Robot
She's calling Confess'a'Murder - Crow
She's carrying her clothes on her head - Mike
She's chasing rabbits in her sleep - Crow on girl's dream.
She's cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
She's coming for you, Richie, & she's only the first! - Duncan MacLeod
She's coming for you, Richie, and she's only the first!
She's coming for you, Richie, and she's only the first! --Duncan MacLeod
She's crying out for help... but I can't help her" - Mulder on sister
She's crying out for help... but I can't help her." - FM (1x04)
She's cute. He's cute. I'm cute. But in Purple I'm stunning. --Londo.
She's dangerous ... She's got what it takes to make ends meet!
She's dead Jim! But still warm, shall we flip a coin?
She's dead Jim! Get off her!
She's dead Jim, but she's warm. Flip for her?
She's dead Jim, but still warm, Should we flip a coin??"
She's dead Jim, but still warm, wanna flip a coin?
She's dead Jim, get off of her!
She's dead Jim.... Wanna flip a coin for it?
She's dead Jim..Still warm though.  Flip ya for her?
She's dead Jim.Wanna flip a coin for it?
She's dead, Jim!  But don't worry .. she'll come back as a Romulan
She's dead, Jim! But still warm, shall we flip a coin?
She's dead, Jim! But still warm. Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim! Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim! For God's sake, get off!
She's dead, Jim! I got the cookies, you get the merit badges.
She's dead, Jim! Jim!?!?! &lt;SMACK!&gt; Get off her, I said she's dead!!
She's dead, Jim! Now get off her. - McCoy
She's dead, Jim! Should we bury her or have some fun?
She's dead, Jim! Uhh... You can stop flirting now, Jim... Jim??
She's dead, Jim! We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim, but still warm Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim, but still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Jim, but still warm. Let's flip a coin
She's dead, Jim, but still warm...  Flip for it?
She's dead, Jim, but the body's still warm. Flip you for it.
She's dead, Jim.  But don't worry - she'll come back as a Romulan.
She's dead, Jim.  But she's still warm.  Flip ya for her!
She's dead, Jim.  Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim.  Get off her!
She's dead, Jim.  Now get off her.  - McCoy
She's dead, Jim.  We'll have to wash dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim. But don't worry - she'll come back as a Romulan.
She's dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack.
She's dead, Jim. But you still need to use a condom
She's dead, Jim. Flip you for the funky earring?
She's dead, Jim. Get off her!
She's dead, Jim. I got the cookies, you get the merit badge.
She's dead, Jim. Now get off her. - McCoy
She's dead, Jim. Should we bury her or have some fun?
She's dead, Jim. Still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Jim. We'll have to wash the dishes from now on.
She's dead, Jim...still warm, though. Flip ya for her?
She's dead, Riker.  But you still need to use a condom.
She's dead... wrapped in plastic!
She's dead... wrapped in plastic! -Pete Martell
She's delerious from the smell of bleach - Joel on blonde
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
She's doing the dead *woman* float... -- Joel Robinson
She's doing the dead WOMAN float - Joel on drowned girl
She's doing the fish-flop again - Crow
She's down in the cellar with the amp turned up
She's dressed as the Blue Earth Sugar Beet Queen - Mike
She's dressed like Jack Lalane! -- Tom Servo
She's dressed like an Easter egg! - Tom on queens crown
She's dressed like an Easter egg! -- Tom Servo
She's dressing like Miss Hanson of the 5th grade - Mike
She's dying, Doctor.-- Sharaz Jek.
She's eating shoe polish! - Joel
She's extremely agressive. - Odo
She's fallen and I can't get it up
She's fast enough for you old man?  What's the cargo?
She's feeling like a brand new man
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake. - Elvis Costello
She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down
She's flower units about the lad herself. :O'Brien - Babel
She's full of secrets... -- Dancing Dwarf
She's genuinely bogus.
She's gettin' even, I'm gettin' odd
She's getting Paul Anka: The Home Game - Crow
She's getting ready for a date w/Jerry Seinfeld - Crow
She's gone from suck to blow!
She's gonna eat me!!! - Pumba
She's gonna go vandalize Mr. Ed's house - Crow
She's gonna go vandalize Mr. Ed's house... -- Crow T. Robot
She's gonna make you cry. - Bono
She's gonna snap off his head like a Pez dispenser - Tom
She's got 30 pounds on him - Crow on geeky guy
She's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases
She's got Ernest Borgnine arms -- Tom Servo
She's got GI Joe hair - Crow on alien girl w/buzz cut
She's got GI Joe hair. -- Crow T. Robot
She's got HUGE... tracts of land! --Monty Python
She's got HUGE...tracts of land!
She's got PMS and a .38...any questions?
She's got Sammy Davis eyes - Joel
She's got a Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel.
She's got a LOT of face going on - Mike
She's got a big scab on her knee! - Crow on girl in film
She's got a closet full of dead shoe salesmen! - Tom
She's got a darling triangular figure - Crow
She's got a darling triangular figure. -- Crow T. Robot
She's got a deep voice, for a dog. -- Crow T. Robot
She's got a face like a Sunday school picnic.   Dick Powell
She's got a few bad sectors in her hard drive
She's got a frontal bike rack - Tom on cleavage
She's got a heart like a hurricane.
She's got a matron-at-a-mental-hospital dress on. -- Tom Servo
She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul
She's got a nice republican cloth coat - Mike
She's got a room on the 400th floor! - Mike
She's got a ticket to ride.   Beatles
She's got an angel's face and a devil's grin
She's got an orthopedic body - Mike
She's got good wine
She's got heavy equipment, she'll turn your head in an instant
She's got her hair on sideways - Crow
She's got her hair on sideways. -- Crow T. Robot
She's got her lug nuts rattling in her hubcaps
She's got her own sense of humor - Mike
She's got her own sense of humor. -- Mike Nelson
She's got his whole gland in her hand.
She's got kind of a Pernell Roberts strut - Crow
She's got legs like the Army..Open for all men from 18 to 35.
She's got legs, knows how to use 'em
She's got more face than she needs - Crow
She's got more pancake than IHOP - Mike on girl's makeup
She's got pretty eyes - Tom on voodoo girl's weird makeup
She's got really nice skin for a junkie - Crow
She's got really nice skin, for a junkie. -- Crow T. Robot
She's got rhythm, she's got something I need
She's got tagline fever, and is spreading through all the echos!
She's got teeth like a Ferengi! - Mike on trampy girl
She's got teeth like a Ferengi! -- Mike Nelson
She's got that crazy look in her eyes again!
She's got the best leg flop in the business - Crow
She's got the classy chassis and the do-or-die air
She's got the radio tuned to the marching band station. -- Mike
She's got to have a pinkish hue, a rosy glow. (George)
She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast.
She's gowt wegs...and she knows how to ywse them.   ZZ Fudd
She's guilty of thought crimes! - Mike
She's hot and arm?  Shush, but so are French Devo!
She's hot. - X-Files
She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human
She's in Odo's room, and sounds like she's having her way with him
She's in love with me, and I feel fine!  - Beatles
She's in my heart now where my blood belongs. - TMBG
She's in neural shock! - Bashir
She's innocent... Sam, I can see it in her eyes. -- Al
She's insisting historys changing.So whatever your doing,stop it! - AL
She's into the pits for a new slip! - Tom
She's just buying her time.
She's just coming sir. - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
She's just tagging along for the pun of it.
She's knitting frog collars
She's learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words
She's leaving home after living alone for so many years.   Beatles
She's leaving me because she really wants to
She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!
She's listening to her de-humidifier - Mike
She's living in seduced circumstances - single and pregnant.
She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror.
She's looking for her middrift - Tom on girl's blouse
She's lying, I swear!  Sometimes, toilets just explode!
She's making a human burrito! -- Joel Robinson
She's mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
She's mine, averred the Cockney chauvinist.
She's my kind of ghoul!
She's my kind of ghoul! -- Joel Robinson
She's my niece*Really*. - Maurice
She's my sunny girlfriend, and she just doesn't care.
She's my wife's younger cousin
She's nearly a laugh, but she's really a cry
She's no fun, she fell right over
She's not a "ditchpig" she's an outright "roadkill"
She's not a Bleached Blonde.  She's Peroxide Dependent
She's not a HOOKER, she's a housewife! They do it free
She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced!
She's not a girl who misses much
She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source!
She's not a gossip, just an interesting oral history source!
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid...&lt;DUCK&gt;
She's not coming up until he starts blowing.
She's not cooking on all burners.
She's not dead.  She's metabolically challenged.
She's not only merely dead, but really most sincerely dead.
She's not our mother! - Janus
She's not really fanning herself, she's refueling!
She's not so young! She'll be 27 in four years! -- Harris
She's not that kind of girl--but she should be.
She's not the cheating kind.
She's nuttier than a squirrel's breakfast.
She's only 17..  - This is Joey Butta-fuko's theme song. -- Butthead
She's overjoyed, and self-assured
She's painted for a Laugh-In sketch. -- Crow T. Robot
She's perfect, absolutely perfect! -Wes Crusher, addressing me!  ;)
She's poison and angel, she's fire and rain. Here I go - I'm falling again. - Indecent Obsession
She's prepped, primed, loaded, locked - and ready to kick some ass.
She's pretty longwinded for a ghost. -- Crow T. Robot
She's pretty shaken up, sir. - O'Brien
She's probably Missouri cynic - Mike on voodoo girl
She's probably a Missouri cynic... -- Mike Nelson
She's probably discovered the cure to aging by now. Bashir
She's putting on her tassles, now - Tom on girl singer
She's putting on her tassles, now... -- Tom Servo
She's quiet a little spitfire. Isn't she? - Q
She's quite a little spitfire, now isn't she?  -Q
She's ratty so often I think she has prediurnal tension
She's ready Jim..Lock and Load!
She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!  McCoy, ST VI
She's ready, Jim.  Lock and load! - McCoy
She's ready, Jim; Lock and Load!
She's really a sweet girl. She's just a violent lunatic
She's really most sincerely dead. -- Coroner
She's really over-dressed for this culture - Crow
She's really over-dressed for this culture. -- Crow T. Robot
She's really..  most sincerely..  dead.
She's rich
She's rich -- Luke
She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got HUGE...tracts of land
She's rich, she's pretty, she's got big...er, um, cars.
She's rich-- Luke
She's rich.
She's rich. - Luke to Han
She's right, George, the bottle-wipe is big. (Jerry)
She's romantic unless you fart or something
She's saucier than this town deserves - Tom
She's sewed more oats than Uncle Toby.
She's short a few cards.
She's sick and twisted, I admire that in a woman. -- De Sade
She's sick and twisted; I like that in a woman! -De Sad
She's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight... -- Lydia
She's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
She's sneaking into her OWN lingerie drawer - Crow
She's so *Perky* - Kill her... -- Crow
She's so Blonde - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
She's so Blonde - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
She's so Blonde - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
She's so Blonde - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
She's so Blonde - she got stabbed in a shoot-out
She's so Blonde - she sat on the tv and watched the couch
She's so Blonde - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She's so Blonde - she sold the car for gas money
She's so Blonde - she studied for a blood test - and failed
She's so Blonde - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
She's so Blonde - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
She's so Blonde - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
She's so Blonde - she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
She's so Blonde - she thought a quarterback was a refund
She's so Blonde - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
She's so Blonde - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
She's so Blonde - she tried to drown a fish
She's so Blonde - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
She's so Blonde - she tripped over a cordless phone
She's so fat in a bikini that sumo wrestlers laugh.
She's so fat she could have her own postcode - John Blackman
She's so fat that at her wedding, they threw puffed rice.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over!
She's so fat, when she sings ... it's OVER!
She's so lazy, her exercise bike has "Cruise Control."
She's so nervous that she keeps coffee awake,,,,,
She's so old that, when she goes to bed, she turns out the lights to save money, not to fool around
She's so old, she remembers Madam Butterfly when she was a caterpillar
She's so old, she was the moderator on the ark
She's so old, she's older than her grandmother
She's so special she walks in slow motion. -- Parker Lewis
She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer
She's so ugly she could scare the bad sectors off your hard drive!
She's so ugly, a cat wouldn't cover her up
She's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out
She's so ugly, looks like her face was on fire and put out with petrol
She's so voiceterous!
She's so young, she could be your grand-grand-daughter.
She's so young, she could be your grand-grand-daughter.
She's spending a year dead, for tax purposes.
She's squishy? She's got the reds? - Crow
She's standing on Donna Reed - Mike
She's standing on Donna Reed! -- Mike Nelson
She's still smoking Harry, throw out sompin else
She's such a plucky little thing now, isn't she? - Q
She's such an ugly little dolly / and she's making you look very silly
She's suffering from some kind of paranoid psychosis"-FM on DS (3x23)
She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice. A little crazy, but it's nice
She's tasty
She's terrific. She's even taught me a thing or two. - O'Brien
She's the Captain.  - Chakotay
She's the best engineer I've ever known. Chakotay
She's the healthiest being of her species I have ever seen.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. - Mae West
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with
She's the one named Sailor Moon.
She's the original good time that was had by all!
She's three dots short of a tagline.  :)
She's too mannish for Alice B. Toklas - Crow
She's too old for teddy bears and too young for wolves.
She's too young for Medicare and too old for men to care.
She's too young for wolves and too old for teddy bears.
She's tossing her panties! - Crow as girl throws bottle
She's trying to give someone the SLIP-Tom on girl in slip
She's trying to make it in her daddy's world.
She's trying to put my body in her brain  Hendrix
She's trying to sleep her way to the bottom - Tom
She's turning me into someone else
She's valuable.......we need her! - Sisko
She's was so ugly Senator Packwood kept his hands to himself.
She's wearing 'Defiance green' - Tom
She's wearing Huggies! - Crow on girl's baggy swimsuit
She's wearing a gownless evening strap!
She's wearing a novelty terry top! - Crow
She's wearing a shaggy diaper that leaks. -- Joel Robinson
She's wearing an Armoire on her finger. -- Tom Servo
She's wearing ooga horns - Crow on girl's earrings
She's with child.  I can't leave her in a kennel
She's writing a book about a b*tch and you're in it.-Maher to G.Allred
She's young, she's beautiful, she's got huge tracts of land
She's... Hiding... Behind... A WINDOW! -- Crow T. Robot
She's...Hiding...Behind...A WINDOW!! - Crow on bimbo
She:  Excuse me, do you have the time?   He: Do you have the energy?
She: "Love is peace and tranquility." He: "Nope, that's sleep."
She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy?
She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
She: I've had better nights.  He: You've seen better days.
She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!
She`s an empty canvas.... -Pearl Jam
Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
Sheba - beserking - when Midas smarted off
Sheboygan Wisconsin, U.S.A., Earth, Sometimes
Sheboygan: Indian word for "Great noise underground."
Sheboygan: Stuck in the 19th century without a clue or a calendar
Shed no tears until seeing the coffin. - Chinese Proverb
Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance.
Shedding light on a subject is often blinding
Shedding the light... LIBERTY NORTHWEST BBS NETWORK (1:346/16)
Shedenhelm's Law: All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections
Sheeeeeeh I hate it when things don't go right!
Sheeeesh, for $10-14 million, he can poke me!
Sheeelaalah... @FN@'s liberal as she can be
Sheeelaalah... Orville's liberal as she can be.
Sheeelaalah... she's got Orville down on his knees.
Sheeelaalah...I've got @FN@ down on his knees.
Sheena is a punk rocker/Sheena is a punk rocker now...  Ramones 
Sheep = Tampon for an Elephant.
Sheep DO IT when led astray.
Sheep DO IT with Kiwis (NZ has a reputation for that sort of thing).
Sheep DO IT with kiwis.
Sheep are "ram tough"
Sheep are best!
Sheep are good and they know it.  They'll flirt with ya'.
Sheep are never concerened about their reputation
Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
Sheep do it when led astray.
Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet.
Sheep don't get moody once a month
Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.
Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.
Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.
Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
Sheep drowned in morning, global warming
Sheep grow their own fur coats.
Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
Sheep never have a headache
Sheep never insist on eating out
Sheep testify:  " Rush actually loves animals!"
Sheep will always love ewe
Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.
Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
Sheep=Tampon for an Elephant.
Sheepherders DO IT on the lam.
Sheepherders do it on the lamb.
Sheepish grin: expression on a lonely shepherd's face.
Sheer SIZE!
Sheer magnetism, darling. - 007 (Roger Moore - Live And Let Die)
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so servicable that lots of women wear nothing else
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable
Sheer terror:  Ensign Ro with PMS
Sheergear - The contents of a lingerie shop
Sheesh!  841 taglines and I get _this_ one!
Sheesh!  Even when I'm NOT guilty, I'm guilty
Sheesh!  I make the universe in six days and people want PROOF?
Sheesh!  The random tagline strikes again!
Sheesh!  You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
Sheesh! (pd)
Sheesh! Hope you like Beavis & Butthead! :-)
Sheesh! I make the universe in six days and people want PROOF?
Sheesh! That is a lot of Taglines for sure!!!
Sheesh! That is a lot of recipes for sure!!!
Sheesh! The *instructions* I receive
Sheesh! The *instructions* I receive &lt;BEG&gt;
Sheesh! They're in a time warp. ... Windows and no computers!
Sheesh! Try to do something nice, and you get flamed! -joan@arc.fr
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send in the lawyers!
Sheesh!...the neanderthals that I'm coming across!
Sheesh, Orville--not *another* pain in the `karass'?!
Sheesh, here I am ... at it AGAIN!
Sheesh, here I am ... posting AGAIN!
Sheesh, one little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper
Sheesh, some people
Sheesh, these people need a life!
Sheesh, you've got that right! :-( {Much truth in Taglines!} :-)
Sheet short of a paper airplane
Sheik offers you free shares in the company
Sheila is an Ash-kisser!
Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Shekina, The Indwelling One.
Sheldon Fun Days Includes Nose Picking Contest
ShelfDoze is a registered Trademark of M$
Shell to DO
Shell to DOS    Come in DOS   Do you COPY?
Shell to DOS Shell to DOS, come in, DOS Over.
Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy?
Shell to DOS, come in, DOS. DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS
Shell to DOS, come in, DOSOver.
Shell to DOS, shell to DOS... come in DOS... Do you copy?
Shell to DOS. Come in, DOS Do you copy?
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS, come in, DOS... Over.
Shell to DOS... come in DOS... Do you copy?
Shell to DOS... come in, DOS... do you read... over?
Shell to DOS....Come in DOS....Do you copy? &lt;groan&gt;
Shell to DOS....Come in, DOS.....Do you Copy?
Shell to DOS....come in DOS
Shell to DOS....come in DOS....do you copy?
Shell to DOS...Come in Dos, do you copy?  Shell to DOS...
Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no
Shell to DOS...come in, DOS...do you read...over?
Shell to DOScome in DOSDo you copy?
Shell to Dos...come in DOS..this is Shell
Shell-out:  Shopping at CompUSA.
Shells, I just had it a minute ago!
Shelly Winters & Ernest Borgnine! - Crow on two gorillas
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Shemhamforash!                                            Hail Satan!
Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai --Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Shepherd's Pie = 3.141592653589793238462643383279 sheep
Shepherd's Pie = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419
Shepherd's Pie = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169... sheep
Shepherdess: a baa-maid
Shepherds for Christ: Poor pay, but all the sheep you can fleece!
Sheri Belafonte in Harper - Tom
Sheridan. Learn. --Kosh.
Sheridan: "He's hiding something!"  Garibaldi: "Of course he is."
Sheridan: One teddy bear to launch!
Sheriff Dept toilet stolen; officers have nothing to go on
Sheriff Taylor of Borg. Prepare to be grinned to death
Sheriff and God Collide at Church Intersection
Sheriff's toilet stolen, police have nothing to go on.
Sheriff, look out! - Alexander
Sheriff, we got a lot to talk about. -Dale Cooper
Sherlock Holmes investigates the case of the disappearing ferret
Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will
Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated
Sherlock Holmes was a drug addict without a single amiable trait. - George Bernard Shaw
Sherlock Holmes: "You see, but you do not observe."
Sherlock Holmes: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated.
Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492
Sherman, set the Wayback machine for Sodom and Gomorrah!
Sherriff, you watch your language on this here radio -Burt Reynolds
Sheryl Crow is a goddess -Grimjack
Shevelson's Extension: .  ... having done its damage.
Shew me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths. - Psalm 2
Shew ourselves glad in him with psalms. - Psalm 95:2
Shh - if you listen, you can hear pigs flying.
Shh let's not bring that up here shall we? - Quickling
Shh the topic cops are coming.
Shh!  Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  We're hunting Tosk!
Shh!  Be vewy quiet.  I'm hunting Womulans!!
Shh!  Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears.  E. Fudd
Shh!  Be wery quite!  I'm hunting taglines
Shh!  The Christians think they're alone up here. -- God
Shh! Be bewy bewy quiet; I'm hunting tagwines! Heh, heh!
Shh! Be vewt quiet!I'm hunting wuntime ewwors
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!    Captain Elmer Fud
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
Shh! Be vewy qwiet. I'm hunting dose peskwey wuntime ewwors. Hahahaha!
Shh! Be vewy qwiewet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.
Shh! Be vewy qwiwet. I'm hunting dose peskwey wuntime ewwors.
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting band owpenings!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting taglines! Heh, heh!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet! I'm hunting taglines
Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. - E. Fudd
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Heheheheh
Shh! Be vewy, vewy qwiewet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors
Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here!
Shh! I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Shh!, Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors.
Shh, be vewy quiet; I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh, be vewy, vewy, quiet.  We're hunting Witches. - Alfonse D'Amata
Shh, this is my favorite deodorant commercial - Calvin
Shh.  Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
Shh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting TAGLINES
Shh... Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  We're hunting Tosk!
Shh... The Time Lords are watching.
Shh... the topic cops are coming.
Shh......My little voices are talking.
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shh...be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wuntime ewwows
Shhh!  Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!  We're hunting Tosk!
Shhh!  Be vewy quiet!  I'm assimiwating Womulans! -Elmer of Borg
Shhh!  Be vewy vewy quiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shhh!  Hardware is supposed to be a secret!
Shhh!  I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here!
Shhh!  I'm acting! -- Tom Servo
Shhh!  They'll hear you!
Shhh! A "Whopper" under that lilly pad. Plunk. SPLASH!! ZINNGGGGG!!!
Shhh! Be vewy quiet! I'm assimiwating Womulans! --Elmer of Borg.
Shhh! Be vewy qwiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwows!
Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet--I'm hunting Womulans!
Shhh! Not now. I have to kill something in the fridge.&lt;orig&gt;
Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone. - God
Shhh! be vewy quiet.  I'm hunting womulans
Shhh!:                             Danielle Soloud*
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud
Shhh, Dear! Don't cause a fuss! I'll have your Spam..I LOVE IT!
Shhh, I think the room's bugged.
Shhh, I'm acting! - Tom as hero
Shhh, somebody is reading what you type.
Shhh.. we'll wake my parents.  Your Parents? I thought they were mine!
Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits
Shhh... the Christians think they're the only ones here... -- God
Shhh...Be vewy, vewy qwiet - I'm whunting twagwines
Shhh...be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting TAGLINES
Shhh...it's supposed to be a secret.
Shhh...the Christians think they're alone up here
Shhhh!  The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhh!  The Maestro is decomposing!
Shhhh! And don't tell the men from the asylum that you saw me here
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Shhhh! I'm hunting and I see some Tagline Twacks!
Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP!
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams
Shhhh! The Canadiens game is on!
Shhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhh! They'll hear you!
Shhhh!!  There are paranoid people EVERYWHERE!
Shhhh, Be Veewwyy Quiet, Pete Is Hunting Awiens
Shhhh, people are wrestling! - Crow
Shhhh... Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Tagwines, hahahahhaha
Shhhh... Wabbit Twacks!
Shhhh...I'm huntin' wabbit
Shhhh...I'm snaging recipes.
Shhhh...I'm stealing Taglines
ShhhhBe vewy quiet, I'm hunting Tagwines
ShhhhI'm stealing Taglines.
Shhhhh!  Let's meet at docking bay 2 at 25:30 hours to talk about it
Shhhhh!  The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhhh! Carling watching!
Shhhhh! The Christians think they're alone up here - God
Shhhhh, NOBODY KNOWS! I'M ON!!  PROZAC!!!
Shhhhh, not now. Married With Children is on!
Shhhhh... The moderators coming
Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting Spotted Owls
Shhhhh...this is a liberal zone...?
Shhhhh...this is a sysop zone...?
Shhhhh..SYSOP IN TRAINING
Shhhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet!  I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shhhhhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Womulans!!
Shhhhhh...  The topic cops are coming
Shhhhhh.....I'm plotting against Ross Perot.
Shhhhhh.....The moderator is coming!
Shhhhhh.....the Topic Cops are coming.
Shhhhhh..The moderator is coming!
Shhhhhhh! The Trekkies are restless tonight!
Shhhhhhhhh, I wanna see him do it.--Marc Lavallee
Shhhhhhhhh. - Bashir
Shhwiinng! - "Hey wait a minute, it's &gt;Snikt!&lt; you idiot." - Wolverine
Shhwiinng!--Hey wait a minute, its Snikt! you eediot---Wolvie
Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve
Shield your eyes, Frank... -- Dr. Forrester
Shields Up!  Red Alert!!!  /  William T. Riker (1st Commanding Officer
Shields Up! Ooops, too late.
Shields and deflectors up, Sir.
Shields at 62%. Tate
Shields at 90% and holding. Kim
Shields at 99%...98%...shields have failed, Captain
Shields at full strength, said Worf, defensively
Shields down!  Green alert!
Shields up! - Kira   What shields? - O'Brien.
Shields up, Mr. Sulu. Arm phasers. Ready photon torpedoes
Shields up, go to red alert!   Plot-hole dead ahead!
Shift Happens  - Doppler
Shift happens. - Christian Johann Doppler
Shift happpens. - Doppler
Shift into another dimension if it helps - Crow
Shift key? I thought this keyboard was an automatic!
Shift key? this keyboard is an automatic!
Shift microwave power to FULL...LAUNCH BROWNIES!
Shift to the left!  Shift to the right!  Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out,
Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
Shih-Tzu - The Godly Guard Dog
Shikkari shinasai, Priss!  Don't let them get you!
Shill:  Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling
Shin (n)  Device used to locate furnature in the dark.
Shin (n): Object used to find furniture in the dark
Shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.
Shin - A device used for finding furniture in the dark
Shin n. device for finding furniture in the dark
Shin-Mu         - Mother of Perfect Intelligence
Shin-Mu, Mother of Perfect Intelligence.
Shin...a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin: A device to find stationary objects in darkness!
Shin: A very sensitive device for finding furniture in the dark
Shin: Device for finding furniture when drunk
Shin: Device for finding your way in the dark
Shin: Device for locating furniture in the dark.
Shin: Device to find furniture in the dark
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shin: part of the body used to find furniture in the dark
Shine like an angel, shine like the blues.... - Traci Lords
Shine like the sun, the sun and the moon. - Traci Lords
Shine on you crazy diamond
Shine on you crazy diamond -Floyd
Shine on, you crazy diamond. - Pink Floyd
Shine on, you crazy diamond....
Shine your wings forward to the sun
Shining Aqua Illusion! - Sailor Mercury
Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year) -Japanese
Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year). --Japanese Christmas
Shintoism                 Farts happen
Shiny happy people die in throngs.
Shiny?...You could *read* by your teeth. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan
Shiosni. - Franklin Guzentite. - Garibaldi
Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
Ship ahoy.  Uncle Fester
Ship crashes on water world -- Voyager to the bottom of the sea.
Ship it.
Ship no code before it's time
Shipfish do it in the oceans!
Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS
Shipped via Qmodem
Shipped via Qmodem . . .
Shipping Clerk Wore Khakis - Crow
Shipping line closes down!  @#$$%^&%^  NO FERRIER
Shipping line closes down!  @#$|faw\F  NO FERRIER
Shipping: sending by car.  Cargo: sending by ship.
Ships Of The Navy  - By P. T. Bote
Ships ahoy!
Ships ahoy! said Tom fleetingly.
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there
Ships are safely guided thru the passage by the hand of the Prophets
Ships don't COME in, they're BROUGHT in.
Ships don't come in ...they are built
Shirley MacLaine bought some to use in her next life.
Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams.
Shirley MacLaine: Death's a bitch, and then you live again.
Shirley Maclaine hasn't got a clue!
Shirley Manson of Garbage: World's most dangerous redhead!
Shirley you jest.
Shirley you jest.
Shirley you jest.  -SLR
Shirley's Law:    Most people deserve each other.
Shirley, Gladys and Marcy will follow you all the days
Shirty......the slightly aggressive bear
Shiv'ring through the sky... in snowflake chariots
ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have muc
Sho, whas de qvestion ya wanted to put to me, hey?? - Gear Shift
Sho-ping. Martial art using technique of kew-pon.
Shoapstone  Measures how clean design is
Shock absorbers on atom bombs.
Shock me - say something intelligent
Shock! -watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.
Shock's a pretty mild word for it, Doc. Sheridan
Shocked actors: cast aghast
Shocking that anybody would even IMAGINE such a thing!!
Shoe goes on. Shoe goes off. Shoe goes on. Shoe goes off.. - Homer
Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road.
Shoemaker's favorite program - Awl in the Family
Shoemakers DO IT to last
Shoemakers do it from their sole.
Shoemakers do it to last.
Shoes For Farm And Ranch - By Claude Hopper
Shoes R required 2 eat in cafeteria;socks can eat anywher
Shoes are required to eat in the Dining Room. Socks can eat anywhere.
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want,,,
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want,,,
Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead.
Shoes for the kids? Nah! Not in this sunspot cycle!
Shojo Manga - Handbooks on earth style love.
Shooop! Shooop! Shooop!-Jennifer Aniston
Shoot - I left San Diego about 4 months ago - Holly Sullivan
Shoot a game of Golf?  Sure! Er, are quail loads good for golf?
Shoot a snowbird, and redeem for valuable prizes.
Shoot a televangelist for Jesus!
Shoot all "endangered" species.  Get it over with!
Shoot all fanatics.
Shoot all the "endangered" species.  Get it over with!
Shoot all the Radicals!
Shoot an ILS in an Ultralight???
Shoot at Will, Thank you Data, I mean, Number One -Picard
Shoot everywhere-- since that's where the enemies are. -- Strafe
Shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
Shoot first; answers aren't that important
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars. - Les Brown
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will fall among stars
Shoot for the moon.Even if you miss it,you will land among the stars.
Shoot for the stars and you're unlikely to hit a vital organ
Shoot from the hip...aim fer the groin
Shoot him 'for he run, now! DO the JERK, Baby!
Shoot him! - Crow after Tom says armadillo was on TARKUS
Shoot it, Bubba, it might be my mother-in-law!
Shoot low, boys!  They're riding shetland ponies!
Shoot low, boys, they're riding Shetlands!
Shoot low, sheriff - they're ridin' Shetlands.
Shoot low, the liberals may be crawling!
Shoot me, I'm White!
Shoot me, I'm married
Shoot me, please, I can't take it anymore!
Shoot me, stab me, beat me, but don't infect me. - [COPS]
Shoot me. - Slappy
Shoot me. - Slappy Squirrel
Shoot the DCM Match!  Save a Garand!
Shoot the NRA!
Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck! - Daffy Duck
Shoot the hostage. - Speed
Shoot the juice into me, Bruce
Shoot the one with the brush on his head. -- Tyler Stone
Shoot the picture, let God sort it out - Tom
Shoot them down in a friendly fashion. Admiral Halsey, 1945
Shoot to thrill.  Way to kill.  Too many women and too many pills. --AC/DC
Shoot your program and put it out of its memory!
Shoot!--I forgot about the Amnesia Conference!!
Shoot, I forgot to add the tagline
Shoot, I've already gone too far....why stop now?
Shoot, you're wasting time. Kirk to Spock-2
Shoot. I just waxed that boat - Crow on burning boat
Shootin' gives a man an appetite!
Shootin' the breeze. Shootin' his fish. &lt;Riggs&gt;
Shooting at the ground will not yield a tasty bird.
Shooting developers is morally correct in Florida.
Shooting developers is morally correct in Florida.
Shooting holes in the bible... er... Republican party platform.
Shooting rhubarb! - Tom mumbles during fight
Shooting someone with a small caliber is downright disrespectful
Shooting tourists out of season is a no-no!
Shooting yourself?!  You ought to be shot for that! -- Frank Burns
Shootout at the 640K Corral
Shop Refreshed : Coca-Cola - 1959
Shop Smart.  Shop S-Mart.  YOU GOT THAT!! - Ash
Shop around, you can't beat that price.
Shop as usual and avoid panic buying.
Shop at SHEARS...The Clip Joint
Shop at Sears and The Bay for foreign imports
Shop today for tomorrow they may cancel your credit card.
Shop, bank, pay bills without leaving a smile
Shoplifter: Cost-of-living adjustment specialist.
Shoplifters are cursed with the gift of grab.
Shoplifters on the run take Clepto Bismol
Shoplifters will be hunted down and neutered
Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol.
Shopping Maul:  Somebody mugged my credit cards
Shopping Shelley ----- The Ideal World (2000)
Shopping Shelley says: Anoushka Williams is an auction fan.
Shopping Shelley says: Anoushka Williams is an auction fan.
Shopping Tip: Shoes are only 85 at the bowling alley
Shopping Tip: Shoes are only 85 at the bowling alley
Shopping list? What shopping list?
Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER
Shopping on the Phone with a Credit Card - A womans utlim
Shopping tip: Shoes are $.85 at bowling alleys.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
Shopping trolly: Device to train women to walk on their hind legs
Shopping with Belanger-Wayne-Chisholm 659 is Easy!
Shopping:  The Joy of Sachs
Shopping:  The Joy of Sachs
Short Book  Differences Between Reality and Dilbert
Short Book  Famous Black Canadian Hockey Players
Short Book  Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages
Short Book:  Satan's Love Letters
Short Book:  The Elephant Is A Graceful Bird, It Flits From Tree To Tree
Short Field: All landing sites approached at 150% of Vso
Short a few cards.
Short attention span recipe
Short attention span tagline
Short circuit it and cut off the security force field. - Kirk
Short circuits DO IT intermittently
Short circuits do it intermittently.
Short circuits got no reason to live.
Short cut - the longest distance between two points
Short description of a USR modem: You install it and forget about it! :)
Short guys, tall women in miniskirts.  What a combination!
Short help is better than no help
Short help is better than no help at all. (Han Solo)
Short help is better than no help.
Short is the pain and long is the ornament - Pinhead
Short jokes in the morning bring out my worst. - Don Horton
Short little kraut! - Tom on German
Short memory span.  Need another couple Meg in the head!
Short men who dance with tall women get bust in the eye
Short men. Tall Women. Mini skirts
Short men. Tall Women. Mini skirts.  &lt;VBG&gt;
Short message due to Microsoft now owning the rights to the alphabet
Short of growing a mustache what more will it take?" - Fox Mulder
Short of stature, wide of vision, narrow of purpose. -Krull
Short order cooks DO IT quickly
Short order cooks do it quickly.
Short people RISE to the occasion.
Short people are vertically challenged.
Short people aren't short any more.  They're Vertically Challenged
Short people don't need shrinks.
Short people get rained on last
Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors.
Short range sensors are picking up some debris. - Dax
Short stores are a piece of time. The novel is a way of life.&lt;Bambara&gt;
Short women only dance with short women - Mike
Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all. - Winston Churchill
Short-circuited between the earphones.
Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe!
Short-tempered because he doesn't understand. - Kirk
Short-term memory?  Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
Short-term thinking can lead to long-term disasters.
Short: Vertically challenged
ShortStuff (afinater@mtholyoke.edu) wrote:
Shortage of men? I don't care how short, just isn't enough of'em!
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line
Shortcut: longest distance between two points
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death
Shorter taglines are better?  No wonder mine aren't funny!  But then again, I
Shortest book in the world..Clinton's kept promises
Shortest distance between two jokes		= A straight line
Shortest novels ever written, Italian War Heroes.
Shortest runway I've ever seen....sure is wide, though
Shortly Dwarves will DO IT
Shortly Dwarves will do it.
Shortwave listeners do it with frequency!
Shot  of  reality anyone.....?  3DDDD2~2~2~p=DDDD,
Shot Bill and you'll unite the U.S.
Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit
Shot down the Umbillicus at about 700 miles per sec - Tom
Shot of reality anyone.....?   IJ =,
Shot of whiskey in herbal sleepy time tea soothes the psyche.
Shot through the heart and you're to blame--you give love a bad name!
Shot through the heart by the grammar police!
Shotgun Wedding: Case of wife or death!
Shotgun Weddings are a matter of Wife or Death
Shotgun wedding. Case of wife or death.
Should Clinton pick your family Doctor =&gt; Joycelyn Elders
Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result
Should I *eat* this or lace it up and *wear* it!?
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Should I answer the onion ring?
Should I apologize?  Was I being anti-virgin? - Elaine
Should I ask the fat guy if those are real?
Should I be perterbed by that substance on the floor?
Should I be perterbed by that substance on the floor?
Should I bring my sports bra in case I get chased? - Crow T. Robot
Should I bring the criminal down now? Orville asked condescendingly
Should I consider this to be OFFICIAL flirting, @FN@?
Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
Should I download logs? / Grab it, store it, shove it. - Ivanova
Should I eat at a restaurant called "The Fu King Palace"?
Should I ever respond or talk to her lawyer?
Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Should I file a joint income tax return with my spouse?
Should I find someone for you to expel? -- Frank Lemmer
Should I follow the PATH or the Yellow Brick Road?
Should I get a gun for crooks or a Handycam for cops?
Should I get a kiss good night? (David, Network Hasselhoff TV3, 1987)
Should I get into my underwear? - Crow as bimbo
Should I get into my underwear? - Crow as bimbo
Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
Should I have Snotty Beam you down?
Should I have a written contract with the lawyer?
Should I just submit to my taglined fate??
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. - Woody Allen
Should I or shouldn't I?  Too late, I did!
Should I piddle on his foot? (Rosebud, the Bassalope)
Should I pull myself together or let myself go.
Should I put the cow on the catapult now?
Should I scratch your belly or what? - Tom
Should I shop for a lawyer? How?
Should I sing until i can't sing anymore? -Pink Floyd
Should I stand out in the rain? -Floyd
Should I tell my lawyer the whole truth?
Should I test it? - Neela
Should I tickle the monkey before I eat the baseball?
Should I weed the lawn or say it's a garden?
Should Molly and I start inviting you to the orgies? - Anna Steven
Should You Have Mail ?
Should a gay have to pay a Sirtax?
Should a good Quaker even _know_ these words?  ;&gt;
Should a gynecologist look up his old girlfriend?
Should a virgin be called a notyeterosexual?
Should another universe emerge, this product cannot be guaranteed.
Should another universe emerge, this recipe is void.
Should another universe re-emerge, this product cannot be guaranteed.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne? 
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind?
Should be available in many large libraries.
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Should bears have the right to human arms?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better
Should go far: Please -work evaluationese
Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing.
Should have thought a bit harder about that speech, really--Rimmer
Should justice be bline, deaf and dumb?
Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo
Should people who live in stone houses throw glass?
Should schizophrenics be allowed more votes?
Should schizophrenics get more votes?
Should science attempt to land @FN@ on the sun?
Should shellfish sue for damages in a small clams court?
Should the airport have a volunteer fire department? -- Tom Servo
Should they just leave him there? - Tom on corpse
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Should we all reveal our virtues we would also laugh for the same cause.
Should we be afraid, be very afraid? -- Crow T. Robot
Should we call an ambulance or do you think you'll survive that haircut?
Should we eat him or bury him? -- Crow T. Robot
Should we just leave the dead guys there? - Crow
Should we not... come out and be revealed to the world? Koresh
Should we shout, should we scream -Floyd
Should we tell the children when we move?
Should you choose to accept this mission
Should'a never had those little Vietnamese peppers - Mike
Should've been, could've been, would of been dead... -RHCP
Should've watched more DS9. It makes TNG continuity seem childish. :-)
Shoulda bought me that drink... -- Harry
Shoulda got earthquake insurance. --MacLeod
Shoulda got earthquake insurance.- Duncan MacLeod
Shoulda transferred to a cargo drone. - O'Brien
Shoulder to the wheel..For someone else's selfish gain - Amy Grant
Shouldn't "misandrist" be spelled "MSandrist?"  
Shouldn't C++ have been called D?!
Shouldn't ICE BEER be on a stick?
Shouldn't Siamese cats come in pairs?
Shouldn't a palindrome be called an emordrome?
Shouldn't a self-addressed envelope be addressed "Envelope"?
Shouldn't be very hard to spot a monkey in this barrel. - The Tick
Shouldn't cats contribute in their echo?
Shouldn't have looked, boy. - Crow
Shouldn't it be men who ride side-saddle.
Shouldn't sell Class C narcotics in there - Tom on school
Shouldn't the cosmic stupidity hopper be empty by now?
Shouldn't the moderators contribute in their echo..?
Shouldn't the wind just cry 'Mariah'? -- Crow T. Robot
Shouldn't the wind just cry 'Mary'? - Crow on wind demon
Shouldn't there be a dragon around pretty soon? - Tom
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Shouldn't there be some legal thing about justifiable pushing?-Hawk
Shouldn't this cable go somewhere? - Lister
Shouldn't we be charging admission for this?! -- Zach
Shouldn't we get back to the office & speculate? - Tom
Shouldn't you be doing something now?
Shouldn't you be doing something productive?
Shouldn't you be doing something useful?
Shouldn't you be guarding Oswald? - Mike on guy in suit
Shouldn't you be guarding Oswald? -- Mike Nelson
Shouldn't you be peeking into someone's mind?
Shouldn't you go back to lurking now?
Shout hip, hip and jump for joy; I was here before Kilroy
Shout louder!  Maybe your god is deep in thought or busy.
Shout to a Scout on this BBS.
Shout with joy to God, all the earth! Sing the glory of his name!!
Shouted the lawyer's client.  You're a scoundrel!
Shouting 'Moooo' at a minotaur is not conducive to long life.
Shove your Political Correctness up your calorically chal
Shovel off two truffle-o, sang Miss Piggy.
Show & Tell:  Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee
Show 'im the horn, Arthur. - The Tick
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Show Us Your Aardvarks!
Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response.
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull
Show confidence, computers sense fear or uncertainty.
Show feminists how you feel - give them half a "peace sign."
Show forbearance, benevolence and love to one another.
Show him a beauty contest, and he'll show you a lass roundup
Show him death and he'll be content with a fever -- Persian proverb
Show him we're not to be trifled with. -- Picard
Show me a dead ringer, and I'll show you a deceased Avon lady.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
Show me a good Tagline And I'll steal it.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.  -Leo Durocher
Show me a good tagline and I'll steal it
Show me a junk yard, and I'll show you an arsenal
Show me a magicians notebook and I'll show you a spellbinder
Show me a man who always stands on his own two feet and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants,,,
Show me a milk man in high heels and I'll show you a Dairy Queen.
Show me a milk man in high heels and I'll show you a Dairy Queen.
Show me a mother and I'll show you stress
Show me a mother and I'll show you stress
Show me a one word commercial and I'll show you an adverb. 
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you a person
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you a person
Show me a really insulting telegram and I'll show you a barbed wire,,,
Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!
Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you -C.G. Jung
Show me a sane man and I'll cure him for you.
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
Show me a sane man, and I'll cure him for you!
Show me a sane man; and there's a womam who will cure him of it
Show me a sane woman. I'll cure her for you.
Show me a small hockey arena and I'll show you a dinky rink
Show me a small hockey arena and I'll show you a dinky rink
Show me a tax-collector and I'll show you a dead man.
Show me a telephone operator and I'll show you a call girl.
Show me a vampire with a tan and I'll show you a painter!
Show me an army general, and I'll show you an attention getter
Show me an enemy Firecloud and I'll show your End
Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine.
Show me anything whereof it may be said "See, this is new," and I will show you it hath been
Show me don't tell me   Show Don't Tell
Show me now that you're no fool:  walk across my swimming pool!
Show me some more of this Earth thing called kissing. - Lister
Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.
Show me something built to last
Show me something that doesn't cause cancer and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet. --George Carlin
Show me the glen where the kippers roam free.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar.
Show me the ways to get around the get around.
Show me the ways to get back to the Garden - Tori Amos
Show me where the weapons are stored. - Tosk
Show me you care, snag my recipes.
Show me you care, steal my Taglines.
Show me your Aura, Dora
Show me your Tagline! Oh, really?
Show me your financials, I'll show you my fee structure
Show me your power. - Hope Hubris
Show me your recipe! Oh, really?
Show me your tagline!     Oh, really?
Show me, don't tell me
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. - Georges Danton, to his executioner
Show off always shown up in showdown
Show respect for age, drink good AGED Scotch.
Show respect for age.  Drink good scotch for a change.
Show respect for age. Drink good scotch
Show respect for all living things
Show respect for police officers and firefighters.
Show respect for teachers.
Show some intelligence - crap your ShowView handset
Show them who'se the boss!
Show these kids the door! That's OK, we can see it from here!Yakko
Show these kids the door.  Godfather, Animaniacs
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
Show us the taglines we have earned
Show us your tallywhacker!
Show victims you care, hang a criminal today!
Show ya how to fax in the mail room honey, and have ya home by nine!
Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response
Show your appreciation for your lover with a surprise small gift
Show yourself, destroy our fears, release your mask. - Queen
Show's over.  Go away.  Yakko Warner
Shower - The beginning of the end of a man's reign
Shower Power
Shower with the people you love.
Shower with your Honey...it's good clean fun
Showing up is 80% of life. -- Woody Allen
Showtime, Backdraft, June 1992
Showtime, Cliffhanger, June 1992
Showtime, Cliffhanger, June 1992
Shpider! (He is our Hero!)
Shpider! (He is our Hero!)
Shpider! (Must Stop!)
Shpider! (Step on Shpider!)
Shpider! (We Love You, Shpider!)
Shred the serious Bandwidth!
Shred your kid's Barney doll.
Shredded Cabbage. Not just a good idea, Its the slaw
Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw.
Shredded Wheat should be eaten with a fork.
Shredded Wheat. The breakfast of Hillary Clinton
Shredder? ... SHREDDER! I thought this was the COPIER!!!
Shreddies...Official Breakfast of the Rose Law firm.
Shrews do it vindictively.
Shrewsport La:  It's illegal for undertakers give away book matches
Shrieking his lines shrill as a fish wife - Tom reads
Shrimpin' is tough. Forrest Gump
Shriners DO IT conventionally
Shriners do it conventionally.
Shrink Rap - A group of psychiatrists conversing
Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit
Shrink to Jaws: "Tell me about your childhood".
Shrink-Wrap is the work of the devil
Shrinkage: now given the number of trick-cyclists that abound.
Shrinks have the world beating a psychopath to their door
Shrodenger's cat games #23: Ha! Made you look!
Shroud your trout then make her shout
Shrouding every step I take
Shrouds have no pockets.
Shu Cream Attack!! I mean, %Supreme% Attack!!! - Sailor Jupiter
Shubert didn't finish it.
Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven
Shuck it!  Suck it!  Eat me raw!!  by Mr Oyster
Shucks, I stole it for use as a tagline. - Don Horton
Shudderbugger - Vacationing stranger who wants you to take his picture
Shuffleboard is not a game for cowards and weaklings.
Shufflin' thru' the parkin' lot of an invisible 7-11
Shun thee and the horse and buggy thou rode in on! - Amish trash talk
Shure an would there be anyone havin a few Oyrish tagloins..?
Shure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Shut  up or I'll staple  your  tongue to the roof of  your  mouth!
Shut 'er down Clancey, she's a-pumpin mud!
Shut 'er down Scotty, the warp drives are sucking mud!
Shut Up & Kiss Me!"
Shut Up And TYPE!
Shut Up Bevis.  You ruined my tagline
Shut Up Or You'll SCARE AWAY THE FISSSHHH!!!!! - Ren.
Shut Up Wezzley!!! - Picard
Shut Up You Fool, You're A Cat, You Don't Have Any Pants! - Ren
Shut Up You! - Ren.
Shut her down, Leroy, she's sucking mud!!!
Shut him up or shut him down!
Shut it down, pull the plug Give the core an extra tug. - Glen Overby
Shut off that damn noise! - Picard
Shut the BLOODY busuki players!
Shut up
Shut up & Listen * Lister
Shut up 'n' play yer guitar.
Shut up @FN@, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up @FN@, or I'll take away your thesaurus!
Shut up @TOFIRST@, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
Shut up AND tell you the answer?
Shut up Beavis! Do I have to slap you again?
Shut up Beavis, we're missing this hockey game & it doesn't even suck!
Shut up Beavis, we're missing this video and it doesn't e
Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it!
Shut up Beavis.  Don't make me kick your a** again. -- Butthead
Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip! - Homer
Shut up Eric!!! - Hank, Barbarian, Acrobat, Magic User, Thief - D&D
Shut up Orville, we're missing this video and it doesn't even suck!
Shut up Orville, you're ruining it! huh huh huh
Shut up Spock, I'm sick of your halfbreed interference
Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you -- McCoy
Shut up Wesley in an air-tight box.
Shut up Wesley! - Beverly
Shut up Wesley! - Picard
Shut up Wesley!!! - All Star Trek Fans
Shut up Wesley.
Shut up YOU, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up and Kiss me!
Shut up and arm the photon torpedos, Wilbur.
Shut up and deal!   Shirley MacLaine
Shut up and dig, Tom said gravely.
Shut up and do me!
Shut up and drink your beer!
Shut up and eat your Durian (in memory of Stephen Ceideburg)
Shut up and go get me some antiseptic.  - - Calvin
Shut up and kiss me!
Shut up and kiss me, Riker -- Deanna Troi
Shut up and listen! - Lister
Shut up and look stupid. - Ren Hoek
Shut up and play your guitar! --F. Zappa
Shut up and pleasure me! - Peg Bundy
Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered... -- Joel Robinson
Shut up before I crush you with big boxes full of hundred dollar bills! --Halliburton 
Shut up in the name of all that does not suck!  &lt;Beavis & Butthead&gt;
Shut up in the name of all that does not suck!  &lt;Beavis & Butthead&gt;
Shut up k...I mean, be patient, Master Skeeve. - Aahz
Shut up kid!  - Guinan
Shut up or I'll be forced to listen
Shut up or I'll eat your other eye
Shut up or I'll feed you your own ears
Shut up or I'll sing
Shut up or a Vogon will read poetry to you
Shut up!  Shut up!  Joel, make him stop! -- Crow T. Robot
Shut up!  Shut up! -- Crow T. Robot
Shut up!  You probably score!  And you're a dork! - Beavis
Shut up! McCoy
Shut up! She's the queen! She can do whatever she wants.
Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork! - Beavis
Shut up, Beavis! Oh, sorry man!
Shut up, Beavis! Or I'll kick your butt like a wuss!
Shut up, Beavis, there is a tagline right here, and it SUCKS!
Shut up, Crow! - Tom
Shut up, Frank, or I'll let the dog play with you. -- Forrester
Shut up, Iris - Mike
Shut up, Iris. Shut up, I tell you - Tom
Shut up, Joe! Your character doesn't know that!
Shut up, Mulder"--Scully  "Sure. Fine. Whatever."--Mulder (Syzygy)
Shut up, Mulder."--Scully (Syzygy)
Shut up, Orville! huh huh huh
Shut up, Orville, or I'll let the dog play with you.
Shut up, Quark. -- O'Brien More trouble with the little woman? - Quark
Shut up, Savage.
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!  -- McCoy
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you!  -McCoy. 09 Mar 95
Shut up, Spock!  We're rescuing you! - McCoy
Shut up, Tarzan..!  I'm tryin ta sing..  Ooo Babee Ooo Ba
Shut up, Tom.  Its always one thing or another... -- Joel
Shut up, Wesley!
Shut up, Wilbur, and load the Photon torpedoes
Shut up, asswipe! huh huh huh
Shut up, butthole!
Shut up, dear.
Shut up, dumbass!
Shut up, everyone.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
Shut up, four eyes! - Mike to geeky guy with glasses
Shut up, fuzzknocker!
Shut up, kid -- Guinan
Shut up, kid. - Aahz
Shut up, or I will KILL you!  Do you understand? - Buzzcut
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Shut up, or I'll sick McSorley on you!
Shut up, or I'll sick Probert on you!
Shut up, or I'll turn you into a newt!
Shut up, or else I'll pull a Bobbitt on you!
Shut up, or else I'll turn you into a Bobbitt!
Shut up, yeoman Crow - Evil Captain Mike
Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans
Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans..  M. Python
Shut up, you fool! - Ren Hoek
Shut up, you're my trophy wife - Mike
Shut up.  You're going to jail. - Batman
Shut your cake hole, Mike
Shut your cakehole! - Tom to Crow
Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames.
Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames. -Log Lady
Shut your festering gob!
Shut your mouth pain junkie, I haven't asked you anything yet
Shut your mouth, Pollyanna Prod - Dr. Forrester to Joel
Shut your mouth, pain junkie.  I haven't asked anything yet
Shut your pie hole - Mike to Bots
Shut your pie hole, Crow - Tom
Shut your yap clueless, you'll be rotting soon enough anyway
Shut-up, dude, you're being totally immature. - Cartman, South Park
Shut-up, unfunny people! Be still!
Shutterbuggery is the most vile of all perversions
Shutting down OS/2 is NOT as simple as pulling that plug!
Shutting the chicken coop after the fox is in (Phoning _after_ a slip)
Shutting up, sir..!
Shuttle Bay ? Great place for a swimming pool !! - Neelix
Shuttle Craft 4 has just cleared. Worf
Shuttlecraft, Counselor Troi, Doctor Crusher's little boy
Shutup and drink your prune juice - Troi
Shwartzennegger of Borg: Ahll be Bahk to assimilate you
Shy?  Tyrannosaurus Rex is shy? -- Ian Malcom
Shyness is just egotism out of it's depth. - Penelope Keith
Si  hw weAA this 24ee bd medim   +pgc+eee te 96ee wcck$!
Si Ivory est pur  99.44%, le .56% qui reste, c'est quoi?
Si Jesus Ang May-ari (Jesus is the Owner) - SJAM Merketing
Si j'avais t quelqu'un d'autre, je serais peut-etre devenu mon copain
Si j'avais t quelqu'un d'autre, je serais peut-etre devenu mon copain
Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait. [If youth but knew, if old age but could.] -- Henri Estienne
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
Si la drogue te gne dans ton travail...Arrete le travail
Si la vida no te sonrie, pon una sonrisa en tu vida
Si vous avez l'argent, j'ai le temps
Si vous n'aimez pas ce message, faites mieux c'est tout
Siamese Twins Reunion Night - Come as you are
Siamese cat?  Where's the other half, my dear?
Siamese horses! - Crow
Siamese twins are beside themselves
Siamese twins unite!
Sic 'em tiger. Good dog...&gt;G&lt;.
Sic 'em, Snot! - Earthworm Jim
Sic Gorgiamos Allos Subjectatos Nunc - Adams Family Credo
Sic Tyrannosaur gloria mundi.
Sic biscuitus disintegratum.
Sic transit gloria
Sic transit gloria Monday!
Sic transit gloria Thursdi
Sic transit gloria mundi:  On monday, Gloria threw up on the bus
Sic transit gloria.
Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains.
Sick Reptile - An illigator
Sick em' up, little buddy! - Sam
Sick minds are what makes the world go round!
Sick minds, Mr. President
Sick of insulting ya friends ? Join Fido Net and insult t
Sick of spiritual leaders w/personality?  Try Tom Kai!
Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains.
Sick, sick, sick - The humor of the Beast
Sick, twisted, and demented... I like that in a person. :)
Sick... you havent met my mother
Sick?  Twisted?  Perverted?  I like that in a person!
Sickbay 6 - We'll leave the Doc on for ya!
Sickbay 6:  We'll leave the doctor on for ya.
Sickbay 6: We'll keep the Doc on for ya!
Sickbay 6: We'll leave the doctor on for ya
Sickly sweet, his poison seeks for the young ones who don't understand
Sickos don't worry me, at least they're committed. - Catwoman
Sickos never scare me At least they're committed.
Sickos never scare me...at least they're committed. - Catwoman
Sickyou havent met my mother
Sid Field & the Plot Police! - Crow as cops arrive
Sida je pticija bolest.Siri se putem seve i pada na patku
Side hackin' is the thing to do!
Sidekicks don't kiss!! - The Tick to Carmelita, Arthur's girlfriend
Siduri Sabitu   - Goddess of the Wine of Eternal Life
Sie haben eine einfache tuer sehr gluecklich gemacht!
Sieg Heillary!  Sieg Heillary!  Sieg Heillary!
Sieg Heinlein!!
Siege Sinister Services Syndicate  Dragons Wormed
Sierpinski carpet + Menger sponge = 42
Sierra Beta Tester-Tough job, but someone's gotta!
Sierra Charlie reporting after serving my time in Hell!!!
Sierra Hotel!
Sierra Online's Solitaire. Major Windows competitor.
Sifting through the ashes still trying to find a flame.
Sig-ops have more bulletins!
Sige            - Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess
Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
Sigh We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.
Sigh You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
Sigh, I'm in love...&lt;G&gt;
Sigh, Whack! Sigh, Whack! I *HATE* Mondays! Sigh, Whack! Sigh, Whack!
Sigh.  So many QKW files, so little time
Sigh. My own country bumpkin! - Dot
Sigh. We have another flat, Tom said tiredly.
Sigh.. Do I just live to be taglined?
Sighhh - Calvin
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art; observing is a science.
Sight is an excretion of darkness.
Sigmund Freud slipped here.
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you, Pinky
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sign Here x_______________________________________
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Sign On Girls T-shirt: Have You Seen Mike Hunt?
Sign Outside a radiator repair shop in a small midwestern town. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
Sign above cross...INRI: I'm Nailed Right In
Sign above scale in doctors office: Pretend it's your IQ
Sign above urinal -- "Watch out, you are pissing on your shoes!!!"
Sign all warranty cards and mail them in promptly!
Sign at Denny's: No Shirt, No shoes, No Hood, No Service.
Sign at Diner:  "Breakfast special - scrambled egsg."
Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated!
Sign at Minnesota state line: "Use alternate Route."
Sign at Proctologist's office: "Parking in Rear"
Sign at Wizard's Guild:  Violators will be toad.
Sign at a church, "Come in for a faith-lift."
Sign at a computer store:  "OUT FOR A QUICK BYTE."
Sign at a dentist's office:  Be kind to your dentist -- even a dentist has fillings,,,
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Sign at bake sale:  Cakes - $.66    Upside down cakes - $.99
Sign at bar: If you're drinking to forget--please pay in advance
Sign at cemetery: Get lots while youre young
Sign at edge of Universe: Staff only, beyond this point
Sign at gynecologist's office: I'm at your cervix
Sign at nursery: Come to me my melon-cauliflower baby.
Sign at reducing salon:  "Let us help you win the losing game!"
Sign at restaurant:  PIG in PIG out!
Sign at the North reads Oregon open 9 - 5 don't plan on staying.
Sign at the Red Sea: Caution! Subject to sudden flooding.
Sign at the edge of the Universe:   Staff only, beyond this point.
Sign at the grocery store sez, "Pet Supplies". So I did!
Sign below and return in triplicate immediately
Sign for a gyneacologist who doubles as a general practitioner: DOCTOR FOR WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
Sign from the Roadkill Cafe.  Flat cat $2.00  Stack of flat cats $3.50
Sign here please:_______________________Thanks
Sign here:  x_____________________________________________
Sign here: X______________________________.
Sign in Bathroom:  Look before you leak.
Sign in Cuba: Yankee Go Home! -- And Take Me With You!
Sign in Drs.Office-Specializing in Women & Other Diseas
Sign in Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
Sign in a Florida mobile-home park:  GO SLOW ... GRANDPARENTS AT PLAY
Sign in a Paris boutique: ``Dresses for Street Walking''
Sign in a TRAVEL AGENCY:  Let us show you our latest bag of treks.
Sign in a book store: WE TREAT YOU WRITE.
Sign in a bra store: "Come in and let us help you fix your flats."
Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
Sign in a delicatessen: "Deli Beloved."
Sign in a hardware store: "If it's in stock, we've got it!"
Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day."
Sign in a maternity clothes store: WE ARE OPEN LABOR DAY!
Sign in a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Sign in a music store window: GUITARS FOR SALE, CHEAP NO STRINGS ATTACHED
Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Sign in a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
Sign in a restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
Sign in a shoe repair shop:  "We bring back departed soles"
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
Sign in a taxidermist's window: WE REALLY KNOW OUR STUFF.
Sign in a travel agency: 'Go Away.'
Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.'
Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
Sign in bar:  If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance.
Sign in biker bar: Unattended maidens will be ravished
Sign in church: Returned check fee - $20.00
Sign in front of clock repair shop: CUCKOO PSYCHOANALYZED CHEAP
Sign in hearing aid department: Over 5,000 ears of experience
Sign in jewelry shop: Ears pierced while you wait.
Sign in pet store:  Must Move - Lost our leash!
Sign in rear window: "Horn busted! Watch for finger."
Sign in restaurant window ----->  Eat now - Pay waiter
Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals!
Sign in shop window:  Antique Tables Made Daily
Sign in the Funeral Parlor:  "Drive carefully - we can wait!"
Sign in the window of a modern tailor: Isometric
Sign in window riddled with bullet holes: Bagpipe for sale cheap.
Sign my PETITION
Sign my snarling doggie
Sign of Intel stupidity: NOP = XCHG AX,AX = 90H.
Sign of a Rednck: Circular Family Tree
Sign of a Redneck:  Family Tree doesn't branch.
Sign of a Redneck: Circular Family Tree.
Sign of a Redneck: Family tree doesn't branch
Sign of a bad Funeral Director: Switchs the ashes with Fo
Sign of a bad Funeral Director: Switchs the ashes with Folger Crystals
Sign of a redneck:  Circular family tree.
Sign of a successful moderator: a conference with no messages
Sign on Amish Buggy: "Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
Sign on Borg ship--Under new management Borq! Borq! Borq!
Sign on Closed Nuclear Power Plant"Gone Fission"
Sign on Holodeck door - @FN@ and Troi at play. Do not disturb!
Sign on Holodeck door - Koid and Dax at play. Do not disturb!
Sign on Holodeck door - Peter and Ensign Ro at play. Do not disturb!
Sign on Holosuite door - @FN@ and Dax at play. Do not disturb!
Sign on Pavlov's door:  "Please don't ring bell."
Sign on ZIP file : CAUTION! Contents under pressure!
Sign on a baby's bib:  SPIT HAPPENS!!
Sign on a bakers shop: Come in, I knead the dough!
Sign on a clothing store - Come inside and have a fit.
Sign on a college dorm room:  WARNING CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE
Sign on a condom machine "For refund insert baby here"
Sign on a diaper service truck: Rock a dry baby.
Sign on a fortune-teller's door: Medium prices.
Sign on a hot dog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.'
Sign on a maternity room door: PUSH, PUSH, PUSH
Sign on a pet store: Buy one, get one flea
Sign on a plumber's shop: A royal flush beats a full house every time
Sign on a radiator repair shop: Best place to take a leak
Sign on an Electrician's truck: LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS.
Sign on babies bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Sign on bank:  "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-
Sign on bank:  "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT."
Sign on bank: We can loan you enough money to get you completely out of debt.
Sign on chrch:  "Streaker repent...Your end is in sight."
Sign on church:  "This church is prayer-conditioned."
Sign on church:  "To get to Heaven, turn right and keep straight."
Sign on church: "This church is prayer-conditioned."
Sign on church: "To get to Heaven, turn right and keep straight."
Sign on door of microbiology lab: Staph only
Sign on fence: SALESMEN WELCOME DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE.
Sign on fence; SALESMEN WELCOME, CATFOOD IS EXPENSIVE
Sign on front lawn:  "Free Dog Sh*t  -  U-Pick!"
Sign on high school bulletin board:  "Free every Monday through Friday - Knowledge.  Bring your own container."
Sign on homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
Sign on radiator repair shop:  "The best place to take a leak."
Sign on rocket-inventor's door - Out to Launch!
Sign on the Founder world:  No Piddling In The Great Lake!
Sign on the beach: IF YOU SEE A LARGE FIN . . . leave the water.
Sign on the door of a nuclear physicist: "Gone Fission"
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."
Sign on the door of the sheriff: "Out to lynch."
Sign on the highway: "Next mile marker, one mile"
Sign on the road:  MEN SHOULD BE WORKING!
Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
Sign outside a brothel:  "On Vacation.  Beat It."
Sign outside of Santa's bedroom: "NOELves!"
Sign outside school:  "Don't itch for success.  Scratch for it."
Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our business!
Sign over Ladies room on Enterprise: Where no man has gone before.
Sign over an antique shop: Remains to be seen.
Sign posted: "Due to actions taken by Rush, do not feed the children."
Sign said "SLOW CHILDREN" How Sad for the neighborhood!
Sign seen along I-10: Florida full -- try Alabama.
Sign seen at a propane filing station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
Sign seen in bathroom: "We aim to please - you aim too, please!"
Sign seen in bathroom: "We aim to please - you aim too, please!"
Sign seen on door:  C  I  T  Y   P  L  A  N  N  ING 
Sign them, "Someone who thinks you're terrific." - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Sign your kids up for The Rodham Youth chapter nearest you!
Sign, Sign, Everywhere a sign
Sign:  "Salesmen welcome - dog food is expensive."
Sign: Will work for E-Mail
Sign?  What sign!? - Lwaxana
Signal officers DO IT with frequency, at least until their gigahertz
Signal the closest starship. Harriman
Signal this to all decks, Lieutenant. - Kirk
Signals transmitted, message received Chemistry
Signature/tagline formats are fully user configurable!
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
Signed:   The dirty old man
Signed:   The dirty old man........................
Significant Other...Euphemism for "Piece of meat!!"
Significant Other...Liberalese for "Piece of meat!!"
Signing Off.
Signing off and fading out and silence
Signito ergo sum - I sign therefore I am.
Signpost: what the boss does when the typing is done.
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help. -- The Brown University Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet
Signs that a Democrat is in office: High Taxes, Inflation, Stagnation
Signs that dm is out to get you: "Yet ANOTHER 20th level mage appears"
Signs, signs, everywhere are signs...?
Sigstad's Law: When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules
Siht, gotta rnu -- I kneed to mkae some tyope s - M. Glodberg
Silcon-based life is physiologically impossible! McCoy
Silence = Death.
Silence = Death. Action = Life
Silence Of The Lambs 2: "Quid pro quo, Mr. President, quid pro quo."
Silence Of The Lambs Pt. 2: "Quid pro quo, Hillary, quid pro quo."
Silence Of The Lambs Pt. 2: "Quid pro quo, Mr. Clinton, quid pro quo."
Silence a liberal. Ask how they will pay off the DEBT.
Silence beats a chamber pot in Amber.
Silence cannot be misquoted
Silence cannot be misquoted, however quotes are allowed
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Silence cannot be misquoted.  Except by Rush Limbaugh, that is
Silence cannot be misquoted. Until Limbaugh gets a hold of it.
Silence gives consent, or a feeling that nobody's listening
Silence is Thunder
Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto"Che"Guevara
Silence is better than unmeaning words.  - Pythagoras
Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language.
Silence is evidence of superb language skills
Silence is golden
Silence is golden, except when it's your #1 engine
Silence is golden--except from your left engine!
Silence is golden.
Silence is golden. The squeaky wheel gets the grease
Silence is learned by the many misfortunes of life. &lt;Seneca&gt;
Silence is more eloquent at times than words.
Silence is not only golden; it's often misquoted.
Silence is not only golden; it's seldom misquoted
Silence is often more eloquent than the best of words.
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Silence is one great art of conversation. &lt;Hazlitt&gt;
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. - Josh Billings
Silence is sometimes golden, and sometimes just yellow
Silence is sometimes the severest criticism.
Silence is the Mother of Truth. &lt;Disraeli&gt;
Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves. -- Thomas Carlyle
Silence is the language of complicity
Silence is the only virtue I have left!
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. So SHUT UP!
Silence is the unbearable repartee. -- Chesterton
Silence is the virtue of fools. - Francis Bacon
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Silence is the wit of fools.&lt;Bruyere&gt;
Silence is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Silence like a cancer grows
Silence like a cancer grows...  - Simon & Garfunkle
Silence may not be golden, but at least it's quiet
Silence never brought us anything.&lt;Lorde&gt;
Silence never brought us anything.<Lorde>
Silence that child! - Data
Silence the child or send him away!  Cmdr. Sela
Silence the pianos, and with muffled drum, bring out the coffin
Silence will save me from being wrong [and foolish,] but it will also deprive me of the possibility of being right. --Igor Stravinsky, composer 1882-1971
Silence your dog, Captain! -- Tomallak
Silence your dog, Captain! -- Tomallak
Silence!  I've had enough of this wowdy wabble webel behaviour
Silence! Pick a character - Tom the Dungeonmaster
Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
Silence, fool! - Dr. Forrester to Mike
Silence, foul temptress!  --Monty Python
Silence, foul temptress! -- Lancelot
Silence, n. - Sometimes its not golden, it's yellow
Silence, n. - The less you say, the less you have to take back
Silence, naughty lady of the night!
Silence. Music's original alternative. Roots-grunge!
Silence:  Wisdom's one satisfactory substitute
Silence: The only acceptable substitute for intelligence
Silence: Vangelis unplugged
Silence: the  most perfect expression of scorn
Silence?  Oh no, it's the Attack Of The Mimes!
Silence? - Dot
Silencer of the Pet sold separately. - Stay Tuned
Silent Night, Wholely Night, All is Dark, There's no Light.
Silent Nike, Holy Nike.  All alike, just like Mike
Silent Thunder Out
Silent all these years.
Silent all these years... -- Tori Amos
Silent enim leyes inter arma [Laws are silent in time of war]
Silent foot falls in the night
Silent footsteps, crowding me... - Guess Who
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright round yon
Silent scream
Silentium, stultorum virtus (Silence, the virtue of fools)
Silentium, stultorum virtus: Silence is the virtue of fools. - Francis Bacon
Silently the senses abandon their defences
Silently the senses abandon their defences...  - The Phantom
Silently, dismally, the credits roll on - Crow
Silently, dismally, the credits roll on... -- Crow T. Robot
Silica Gel. Do Not Eat. Stays Crispy in Milk.
Silicon       (Si)    28.08600
Silicon Heaven: The resting place for the souls of electrical equipment
Silicon Valley - Mideastern slang for the Sahara Desert
Silicon Valley - The space between Pamela Anderson's breasts.
Silicon Valley...Home of the Apple orchard.
Silicon: A crazy crook.
Silk -- so that women could go naked in clothes!
Silk was invented so that women could go naked in clothes
Silk was invented so women can go naked with clothes on!!
Silk was invented so women could go naked in clothes
Silk was invented so women could go naked in clothes & bedsheets
Silk was invented so women could go naked in clothes.
Silk, n. - Sensuous fabric, for women to be naked while fully clothed
Silliness is the last refuge of the doomed, -Opus the Penguin
Silly Christians, stones are for loving, not throwing!
Silly David, You NEVER invite a vampire into your home!
Silly Ferengi.  Vids are for twits. --Tori, Sailor Nor
Silly Hooker, Trix are for Magicians!
Silly Iceman!  Tricks are for Hookers!
Silly Junkie, always looking for trouble ;^&gt; . . . -Dodger
Silly Kid. QWKs are for readers!
Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best.
Silly Little Mail Reader, a mean, lean, reading machine.
Silly Macek, Robotech is for kids!
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers
Silly Moderator. :)  All of your taglines have been stolen.
Silly Putty has been proven to ward off llamas do amazing degrees.
Silly Rabbi, Trids are for Kicks
Silly Rabbit - By Trixie R. Forkids
Silly Rabbit, Phasers are for kids
Silly Rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.  - Wave-IT!!!
Silly Wabbit, Trix are for Hookers!!
Silly boy you *never* invite a vampire into your home!
Silly boys, trucks are for girls!
Silly cat!  Get your furry little paws off the keyb/,^%&%^*
Silly circle!  Directrix are for parabolas!
Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie! - Apu
Silly game:  One at which your wife can beat you.
Silly magician, tricks are for hookers
Silly me - when will I ever learn?!?! -Quark
Silly me, silly me, OH, don't I feel silly? Please don't hit me.  :"^)
Silly me.  Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Silly message found. Spank user? (Yes) (N)o (H)arder (P)lease!
Silly message found: spank user (Y)es (N)o (H)arder! (W)ith a club!!
Silly message found: spank user (Y)es (N)o (H)arder!!
Silly newsgroup - alt.c.is.for.cookie.that's.good.enough.for.me
Silly newsgroup - talk.religion.bob
Silly newsgroup - talk.religion.hare.krishna
Silly newsgroup - talk.religion.net.gods
Silly newsgroup  alt.fubar
Silly newsgroup  alt.romance.chat.barf.barf.barf
Silly newsgroup  misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc.misc
Silly newsgroup  rec.sport.boxing.babes
Silly newsgroup  sci.traffic.light.synchronization
Silly newsgroup  sci.transportation.go.see.cal
Silly newsgroup  soc.culture.industrial.slumlords
Silly newsgroup  soc.feminism.pms
Silly newsgroup  spam.bloody.vikings
Silly newsgroup: alt.sex.bestiality.muppets
Silly people, the Rabbit pulls the Bucks in!
Silly programmer!  Turbo's for kidz!
Silly puppy! - Mindy
Silly question!
Silly rabbit . . . Tricks are for hookers!
Silly rabbit!   QWK's are for QWKiddds!
Silly rabbit!! Telix, is for kids!!
Silly rabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly rabbit, Tricks Are For Hookers
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly rabbit. ... Dicks are for chicks!
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for hookers !
Silly rabbit. Tricks are for magicians!
Silly rabit, .qwk's are for kids!
Silly reader, QWacKs are for ducks. (& ducks fart in shallow water)
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for kids
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for mailers
Silly wabbit!   QWK's are for QWKiddds!
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly wabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Silly wood guys! - Mindy
Silly wrabbit, .qwks are for kids
Silly wrabbitt! QWK's are for kids
Silmarillion: Worst book by a dead man.
Silmarillion: Worst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien.
SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man.
SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss! - Sailor Moon
Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The
Silver Xpress!. OPX, QWK, EDI Forms, FAX, RIP & more! Sim
Silver Xpress!...... Don't Read Mail Without it!
Silver Xpress!...... Don't leave home without it!
Silver Xpress!...... Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang f
Silver Xpress!...... Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang for your bucks!
Silver Xpress!...... Pioneering Off-line Mail Technology!
Silver Xpress!...... The Far East pirate's choice!
Silver Xpress!...... The Master Surfer!
Silver Xpress!...... Your Link to the Information Super Highway! &lt;tm&gt;
Silver Xpress...bringing you the future in Off-Line mail
Silver Xpress...bringing you the future in Off-Line mail reading NOW!
Silver Xpress? Its tracks were washed out by a Blue Wave!
Silver and gold have I none, but hot lead give I thee
Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
Silver bullet found:  Execute VAMPIRE.BAT?
Silver in color, very heavy - He's lead, Jim!
Silver linings can disappear but they always shine.
Silver nitrate: after dark fee for Lone Ranger's horse.
Silver or Gold?  How does a girl decide?  The girl doesn't have to!
Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
Silver, Gold and Platinum........Xpress!!
Silver, Gold and Platinum...Xpress family jewels!
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Silvester Stallone:  Father  of  the RISC concept
Sim_Companion V1.0: (S)cream (W)hat now, Doctor? (G)et rescued
Simba of Borg: Nala? Did they assimilate you, too?
Simba!  I'm a little surprised to see you---alive! - Scar
Simba! I'm kinda in the middle of a bath! - Nala
Simba, it's to DIE for! - Scar
Simba, it's to die for!
Simba,...it's to DIE for -Scar, The Lion King
Simbait's to *die* for... -- Scar
Simian cricket player: David Baboon.
Similar sire, similar scion.   &lt;------ like father, like son
Similarity between a cold and a Yugo: You can catch both on foot
Simon Lubkin. Dealer in Romancement
Simon Says:  DEL *.*
Simon Says: 'DIE!'
Simon of Borg: Assimilating with diamonds on the souls of my shoes.
Simon said DO WHAT??
Simon said to do WHAT??
Simon says - DROP to your knees
Simon says DROP to your knees........&lt;G&gt;                
Simon says Stand!  Simon says sit!  Format drive C: !  HA!  Gotcha!
Simon says go f__k yourself - George Carlin
Simon says stand.  Simon says sit.  Format your HD!  HA!  Gotcha!
Simon says, "Give me ALL your taglines!"
Simon says, "Go snow!"
Simon says:  Don't be so suggestible
Simon says: Read Jordan instead of Brust. :&gt;
Simon says: don't be so suggestible.
Simon!  Theodore!  Alvin! -- Mike Nelson
Simon! Theodore! Alvin! - Mike to out-of-control Bots
Simon's Law:  Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Simon's Law: Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Simon, I hate the name
Simpaticno ;)))
Simpaticno ;)))
Simple  Just do this" &lt;universe ends&gt; - Wesley
Simple Palindromes: Race car, Step on no Pets
Simple Solution #11:Turn Social Security into privatly controlled IRA'
Simple Solution #13:Spending controls for Congress.
Simple advice is the best advice. -- Law of Advice
Simple answers to dumb questions make this a fun echo!
Simple concepts come from simple minds.
Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd!
Simple enough, @F, or do you want Barney to sing it to you?
Simple enough, @FN@, or do you want Barney to sing it to you?Simple intuition provides this fact. --S. Wiggins
Simple enough, or do you want Barney to sing it to you?
Simple hesitation!  O'Brien
Simple intuition provides this fact. --S. Wiggins
Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later
Simple physics:  A beam of energy can always be diverted.  Are we there yet, Mommy? --Flynn
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex
Simple rule:  If you don't treat me right, shame on you
Simple solution #2: Restore the Constitution as the law of the land.
Simple solutions are often difficult to find
Simple solutions for a weird age
Simple tagline: Dont Trip
Simple tolerance is the easiest way for a democracy to survive.
Simple when you think about it - huh.
Simple!  Johnny here's obnoxious and disliked!
Simple! Do this... &lt;universe ends&gt; - Wesley Crusher
Simple, but striking
Simple.  Change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q
Simple... Just do this... &lt;universe ends&gt;  Wesley
Simple... Just do this... (universe ends) - Wesley
Simple... logic. - James T. Kirk
Simple.....Ppppllllhhhhttt. - Ace Ventura
Simple...just press this button...&lt;universe ends&gt;  Wesley
Simple..Ppppllllhhhhttt. - Ace Ventura
SimpleWare...Simply Docs - Turn README into RUNME
Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission!
Simpleton: 2000 simples
Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it
Simplicity is always a virtue
Simplicity is always a virtue. - Edward Abbey
Simplicity is favorable to the law
Simplified Crime Bill:  It's illegal to be a criminal.
Simplify and then go deeper, making a commitment to what remains. - from the book _Plain and Simple Wisdom_
Simplify flying... bring back A-N airways!!
Simplistic analogies made to measure.  Ask for quotation
Simply change the gravitational constant of the universe. - Q
Simply having children does not make mothers.
Simply include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes', and your 'No', 'No'
Simply nothing more to give
Simply pushing harder within the old boundaries will not do. - Karl Weick
Simply put, they modulate the amplitude of the sync pulses. - Rod G
Simply saying I believe in you can make someone's day.
Simply the best: Fido Integrated Point System -
Simply, Unreceptable! Is I can't Run Ultima 7 on my 286
Simpson "Hehehe.. joke's on him.  I'll be dead by then!" -Homer
Simpson "Hello? Operator? Give me the number for 911!" -Homer Simpson
Simpson's rule - the homer is the sum of its barts.
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-to-ry
Simpson, eh? - Monty Burns
Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name.. - Mr. Burns
Simpson, eh? New man? - Mr. Burns
Simpson, the drink: Slice with a twist, followed by a dash of OJ.
Simpson. Simpson. French, is it?
Simpson; 100 hairs, my ass. Ouch!
Simpson; That glove belongs to Mr. Jackson
Simpson; Where was Kato?
Simpson;Michael jackson's glove is in the envelope.
Simsalabimbambasaladusaladim
Simulated film snow - Crow
Simulated picture.
Simulation hackers do it with models.
Simulations are FUN, but they cant't match the real thing!
Simulators DO IT continuously & discretely.
Sin -- I didn't invent it -- I'm only trying to perfect it!
Sin boldly. -- Martin Luther
Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all.
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits th
Sin is a choice...not a genetic predisposition.
Sin is a mistake on purpose
Sin is a sickness of the heart
Sin is hurting other people unnecessarily.  - Heinlein
Sin is not in things but in the wrong use of things.
Sin is the disease, Jesus is the cure!
Sin isn't the problem.  The guilty conscience is!
Sin lies in hurting other people Unnessarily. L. Long
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. -- Heinlein
Sin now -- Pray Later!
Sin: A demons ticket to ride
Sinatra of Borg:  Do be do be do is irrevelant.
Sinatra of Borg: Strangers in the night, assimilated, futile at first.
Sinatra, Gates, and GIRLS, might love CHICAGO, but I love OS/2
Sinbad - but lot of fun
Sinbad tested -- god approved
Since 1976 reinstatement of death penalty, 120 men, 1 woman executed.
Since 1982, the US Postal Service has paid for itself WITHOUT taxes.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my black Lab Satan?
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my doberman pincer Satan?
Since God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Since God spelled backwards is Dog, is my poodle Satan?
Since God spelled backwards is Dog, is my poodle Satan?
Since I ALSO have a `sick little mind,' I SWIPED a copy of the ENTIRE
Since I found BLUEWAVE, my wife refers to herself as a BLUEWAVE widow.
Since I gave up hope, I feel much better.
Since I grew my bushy-wushy sideburns... -- Crow T. Robot
Since I have given up on reality, I have so many more options
Since I quit smoking cold turkey I thought I'd give up cigarettes too.
Since I took up exercise I have the energy of a man twice my
Since I'm in the higher tagline bracket, I had to pay 34%
Since I've u+e/ up=my sick leave, I'm2calling nn deada
Since I've used all my sick time, I'm calling in dead.
Since I've used all of my sick days, I'm calling in dead
Since I've used up all my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD
Since I've used up my sick leave, I'm calling in dead.
Since My EEEDIOT And His Smelly Friend Scared All The Fish Away! - Ren.
Since Ronnie won't let me flirt with her, anyway.
Since Rubber Chickens can't hold guns, they won't shoot you.
Since WHEN is a tagline "stupid"?
Since Waco I lost my taste for toasted marshmallows
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him. -- Charles DeGaulle
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll--
Since before your sun burned hot, I have awaited a question. Guardian
Since cows have HORNS, why do they MOO rather than HONK?
Since cows have HORNS, why don't they honk?
Since fear is mostly about ignorance, the best part is that it's as temporary as you choose. - Christine Comaford, 1996
Since it is Testosterone that killes hair folicles it bei
Since it is Testosterone that killes hair folicles it being bald macho
Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it.
Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig
Since my lord is Antony again, I will be Cleopatra. - Shakespeare
Since observed by yours truly, God.
Since observed by yours truly, God. -- Anonymous
Since over 70% of Congress is Lawyers I can see why they have no ethics.
Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned
Since she was a little girl, she danced for me. Tark
Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
Since that, he kinda developed a speech impediment
Since the Beginning, God evolved the Heavens and the Earth.
Since the XP-38 came out, they just aren't in demand.
Since the dawn of time we have been amongst you. - Ramirez
Since the formula worked, we _can_ go back in time. - Spock
Since the guys at CompUSA wear red shirts, can we kill them?
Since the left half of the brain controls the right half
Since the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, only we lefties are in our right minds
Since then there have been 50 deaths by violence. Torqueman
Since they banned teflon bullets, I use spray-on Pam
Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up
Since this is a free country, there will be no charge for my opinion.
Since this message is so long already, I won't bother with a Tagline!
Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians
Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the
Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour?
Since we are playing this tape, we will assume that I am dead. Kirk
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive
Since we're a team, you do the diet part - Capt. John Sheriaden
Since we're all here, we must not be all there
Since we're all here, we must not be all there. -- Bob "Mountain" Beck
Since when are you interested in Bajoran fashions? - Sisko
Since when did YOU become such an expert on Jumja sticks?! - Keiko
Since when did _you_ join Starfleet?! - Odo
Since when did we get a pay phone?! - Mike
Since when did you wear underwear? - M Gibson to G Hawn
Since when do pandas fight with street signs?
Since when do tax cuts have to be PAID for?!
Since when do you have to agree with people to defend them from injustice? - Lillian Hellman
Since when does a Father take the cloth? --MacLeod
Since when does a warrior become a murderer. - Duncan MacLeod
Since when does taking pictures put anyone's life at risk? - Mulder
Since when does the US Treasury have to "afford" anything?!
Since when handicapped people give out parking tickets?!!?!
Since when is "Freedom" a 'figure of speach'?
Since when is "Public Safety" the root password to the Constitution?
Since when is a MacLeod not welcome in Glenfinnan? Duncan McL
Since when is similarity required for the exercise of compassion?-Delenn
Since when is talking a sign of thinking?
Since when is the IRS a service?
Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?
Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?  Er, 1953.
Since when was a phone for talking :-?
Since when was genius considered respectable?
Since when were taglines MEANT to be taken seriously?
Since you and I first had our swooney swoon - Crow sings
Since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours. &#8211; Homer Simpson
Since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer
Since you can't get what you like, like what you can get.
Since you come from Galilee, then you need not come to me!
Since you found me, I found love!
Since you found me, I'm teaching you what real love is!
Since you found me, you love me so tenderly!
Since you found me, you make it easy to love you!
Since you found me, you're teaching me what real love is!
Since you put it that way
Since you remember that, how about dropping the subject for now?
Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield?
Since you're in such need, I'll get you a deal on that lobotomy
Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore
Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore slob stories?
Since you've been a *reasonably* good(?) sport [I'm no mind-reader,
Since your sex change, there's no living with you.
Since, you found me, I can't remember to eat!
Since, you found me, I found love!
Since, you found me, you love me so tenderly!
Since, you found me, you make it easy to love you!
Since, you found me, you're teaching me what real love is!
Sincerely Up Yours etc
Sincerity & truth are the basis of every virtue.
Sincerity -- if you can fake it.
Sincerity and truth are the basis of every virtue. (Confucius)
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake it, you've got it made!
Sincerity is no substitute for competence. P.E.I. Bonewits
Sincerity is the Way.             (Mencius, 372-289 B.C.)
Sincerity is the first step towards the knowledge of the Tao
Sincerity? I can fake that. - Hawkeye Pierce
Sincerity? I can fake that. --Bill Clinton
Sinclair - "Your `noble citizens' have stolen credit chips."
Sinclair My God, man. We've become a tourist attraction. - Londo
Sinclair and Son, Unskilled Laborers': the future looks bright!
Sincognito: disguising oneself to enter a brothel anonymously.
Sine prati radnju vakumom.
Sine qua neon: nothing if not flashy.
Sine, nemoj da ljuljas baku. Nije se zato obesila.
Sinead O'Connor in the side pocket
Sinead O'Connor:  A chia pet before adding water
Sing Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna
Sing Ba Ba Ba... Ba Ba Baborino... I'm Vinny Baborino!
Sing Cause... YOooou Light up myyyy Life, you give me Hope
Sing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang bang we love you
Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas
Sing Everybody run, the homecoming queens gotta gun
Sing Everyone knows its Wiiin-dee
Sing I Am woman hear me roar
Sing I Would do anything for love!
Sing I used to love my uncle but he died
Sing I would do Anything for Love!! But I WONT do that!
Sing I'd like to teach the users to sing in Puuuurfect harmony
Sing If your happy and you know it clap your hands!
Sing Kill the wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!
Sing Lets do the Tiiiimme Waarrpp agaiiinnn! It just a jump to your left!
Sing Old Macdonald had a farm EIEIO. And on that farm he had a Cat
Sing One potato, two potato, three potato, four
Sing Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, do the hokey pokey
Sing Spin the spinner and call the shots, twister ties you up in a knot
Sing Supercalafragalisticexpealidocious
Sing Unto The Lord a New Song, And His Praise From the Ends of The Earth !!
Sing Whos got crablegs? WHOS got crablegs? WE got crablegs! Sea Galley!
Sing a little
Sing a song about the heartland.
Sing a song that can't be sung without the morning's kiss
Sing along if you know the words!
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna! Buy our album! We're Nirvana!
Sing fat boy, sing!
Sing in a choir. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Sing in the shower. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Sing into your hairbrush
Sing me songs, you know will make me smile -Coverdale/Page
Sing on, with hymns uproarious, ye humble and aloof
Sing out loud, sing out strong! - Herb Tarlek
Sing out, Louise...Sing out!    Rosalind Russell
Sing the Batman Theme incessantly
Sing this song: Doo-dah, Doo-dah. --S.C.Foster
Sing to me, sing to me when that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Sing unto the Lord a new song
Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter
Sing. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Singapore has the crime problem beaten!
Singer croons while audience stares -Julio Ing Glassy Eyes
Singer makes it sew
Singers DO IT  E V E R Y W H E R E !
Singers do it harmoniously.
Singers do it with microphones.
Singers do it with their diaphragms
Singin' all day, singin' 'bout nothin'
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor
Singin' to the doagies to keep 'em calm 'till the sun rises
Singing I go along life's Road - Praising the Lord!
Singing Without An Orchestra - By A. K. Pella
Singing has never been particularly easy for me. -Julie Andrews
Singing in the sunshine, laughing in the rain -Zeppelin
Singing suitcase - Mariah Carey-On-Luggage
Singing the LTUAE Me-be Anthem.. I'll do it MY Waaaaay
Singing there are monsters, there are angels--VOTBeehive
Singing to the cat on the other side of the front door is a good thing at 2 am
Singing, you see, is louder than bombs--Hoang Van Dung
Singing-- "Do Wah Ditti, Ditti, Dum Ditti Doo."
Singing. I was singing! Uhura
Single & Available & Looking ..... Let's Talk
Single deaths are tragedies, millions are statistics.
Single female seeks single male with nice software!
Single folks die younger; married folks, slower
Single male seeks single female with nice software!
Single malt.  Really isn't anything else like it. - Natalie Lambert
Single tasking: Just Say No
Single tasking?  Just say no!
Single women know little about men.  If they did, they'd be married.
Single women know more about men; if they didn't, they'd be married.
Single women's lament:  So many boys!  So few men!
Single-sided, low density.
Single-tasking Intel CPU?  Just say no!
Singularities make me nervous
Singularity:  Liberal's brain as well as beliefs
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer
Sink blocked! : (U)se plunger  (P)rod hole  (L)et Odo look inside
Sink faucets are too high for women. -Why women like bi
Sink in your bucket and go numb?
Sink or swim, you've got to give it a whirl
Sink:  A stain into which a steady drip passes on its way to a clog.
Sinner:  A stupid person who gets found out.
Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever
Sinners who post off topic messages...on the next Geraldo
Sins repeated seem permitted.
Sintax Error: Charging more for Booze & Tobacco.
Sintax...a levy against grammatical errors.
Sinticer - The restaurant dessert cart
Sinuses run in our family.
Sioux Falls, SD:  Every Hotel room is required to have twin beds.
Sioux Me! -- Story of an Indian Attorney
Sipping on a Diet Coke, Samantha paid close attention.
Sir - I'd be delighted to accept.  Tell me what you have in mind
Sir Carpal...Mr. SysOps
Sir Crow of Robot, Defender of the Realm! -- Crow T. Robot
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
Sir Gallahad - the one without e-mail address
Sir George...going...UP?
Sir Guy of WHAT?--Vash
Sir Issac Newton. Sir Issa who-who?
Sir Lancelot in an airplane: A fly-by knight.
Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf
Sir Nose D'VoidofBorg: Prepare to be assimilated, Starchild
Sir Nose D'VoidofBorg: Swimming is irrelevant.
Sir Thomas Hewitt Edouard Serveaux.
Sir Thomas Serveau strained to pucker his lips
Sir Thomas Serveau: Captain of the Norwegian Wood
Sir Thomas Serveau: Knight of the Dark Pages
Sir Thomas Serveau: Purveyor of Fine Toiletries
Sir Thomas Serveau: Refiner of the Uncured Oar
Sir Thomas Serveau: Upender of the Great Cups of Talent
Sir Thomas Serveau: Viceroy of the Filter Tip
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Captain of the Norwegian Wood.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Knight of the Dark Pages.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Purveyor of Fine Toiletries.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Refiner of the Uncured Oar.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Upender of the Great Cups of Talent.
Sir Thomas Serveaux:  Viceroy of the Filter Tip.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Captain of the Norwegian Wood.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Knight of the Dark Pages.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Purveyor of Fine Toiletries.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Refiner of the Uncured Oar.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Upender of the Great Cups of Talent.
Sir Thomas Serveaux: Viceroy of the Filter Tip.
Sir hand, or is it ma'am -- TMBG
Sir or Madam, that is mine. (extrinsic)
Sir or Madam, this is a private unit.
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaki..%^$#$%  NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking 2 O :   b   NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking&^%(*&^%.. NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking*2*O*:***b** NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking2e|&gt;i *+ab+=, NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloaking=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER
Sir!  Romulan Warbird decloakingw2XO1:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Sir!  Sensors indicate 1,564 Romulan Warbirds decloaking
Sir!  Two Romulan Warbirds decloakdf//2NO CARRIER
Sir!  Two Romulan Warbirds decloakkt{{}NO CARRIER
Sir!  Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@  NO CARRIER
Sir!  What are you doing?  You're heading right into their fleet!
Sir! Francie's giving reality as a previous address!
Sir! Jem'ha'dar warship approachin-- ^{+Kx NO CARRIER
Sir! Klingon bird of prey decloaking!  @#%^&*  NO CARRIER
Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow! Well, scrape 'em off
Sir! Orville's giving reality as a previous address!
Sir! Roman in a Morris!   The Palindromic Pig
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki+&lt;)=n+  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki2O:b/ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking off th #%NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking**O***b*NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking=2+O#:+/+b+o NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2&#353;O:b&#339;&#8212; NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2:b NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakiw2XO1:4,VbK/ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloa2:b NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan Warbird uncloaking on por@#$%$ NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki****** NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki+&lt;)=n+  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki+&lt;.=.+.......NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki;.uw|A  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird decloaking**:**  NO CARRIER
Sir! Romulan warbird uncloaking!!**&^$!Q#$!@ NO CARRIER
Sir! Sir! Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady.
Sir! The USS YATI is transmitting 285,000 Taglines a second!
Sir! Two Romulan Warbirds decloak*****NO CARRIER
Sir! Warp core breach imminen- @#$@..#@  NO CARRIER
Sir!! Moderator decloakin.... !@#$%^&*** NO CARRIER
Sir!, level 2, corridor 3, reports a disturbance! - Uhura
Sir, Captain Tripps reporting for duty.. *COUGH* *COUGH*
Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked.
Sir, I *must* protest!  I am *NOT* a 'merry man'!
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! --Worf
Sir, I Protest!  I am NOT a merry man!
Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. - C-3PO
Sir, I believe the crew has de-evolved...  &lt;Data&gt;
Sir, I have located Ensign Steven, - Dax
Sir, I have ruled.  Please sit down. - Data
Sir, I just love your wicked mind
Sir, I must protest!  I am not a Merry Man!  - Lieutenant Worf
Sir, I must protest... I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Sir, I protest!  I am NOT a married man! - Worf?
Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!
Sir, I sense NOTHING! The TVs have been turned off!
Sir, I would rather have my problem than yours.
Sir, I wouldn't allow the boy to go roaming...  Chief O'Brien
Sir, I'm afraid it is we who are to be erased. - Kryten
Sir, I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi
Sir, I've discussed it with my partner and you have a deal! - Nog
Sir, Missile fired.  Target &lt;&lt;&lt;SWIPED&gt;&gt;&gt;
Sir, My intelligence circuts have melted. * Kryten
Sir, News from the underground
Sir, Romulan Warbird decloA%}/?:NO CARRIER
Sir, Romulan decloaking, please turn your head
Sir, Worf's smoking the Dilithium again!
Sir, a Transporter accident has turned them all into Playmates!
Sir, about these negotiations... - Kira
Sir, am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried birds here?
Sir, an old Earth police box has materialised on the Promenade!
Sir, can I look up `turnip'? -Baldrick
Sir, can you send me your dog, because my leg don't have girlfriend?
Sir, could you tell your dog that my leg is not his girlfriend?
Sir, do anything but don't yell. - Klinger.  QUIET!! - Potter
Sir, drop shields. - Data
Sir, have you ever served with any Bajoran women? - O'Brien.
Sir, he's dead already.  Scott
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box.  - Mitch
Sir, it's the Canadian Starship Enterprise-Eh!--Iain Twolan
Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable. -- C3P0
Sir, my intelligence circuits have melted. - Kryten
Sir, my nipple nut is not functioning! - Kryton
Sir, no man but a blockhead ever wrote for money.
Sir, no man but a blockhead ever wrote for money.-Samuel Johnson
Sir, not in front of the Klingons
Sir, our sensors indicate that Mr. Sulu cut the cheese
Sir, sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles."
Sir, sensors indicate Mr. Spock cut the cheese!
Sir, several zebras are requesting transport - O'Brien
Sir, something off our starboard bow. - Uhura
Sir, sonar reports screw noises.
Sir, that heading takes us directly into the sun! Tate
Sir, that looks like earth. [*] Turn about!
Sir, the @TO@ spider is alive and responding!
Sir, the @TOLAST@ is not responding
Sir, the Auto-tailor is not working.- Data.  Make it sew! - Picard.
Sir, the Borg are following us. --Tate
Sir, the Bullitt is not responding.
Sir, the Emerling is not responding
Sir, the Fox is not responding.
Sir, the Orville Bullitt spider is alive and responding!
Sir, the Orville is not responding.
Sir, the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain.-BA2
Sir, the Romulans do not take prisoners. Chekov
Sir, the Tribble Ambassador has lodged a protest about the restaurant
Sir, the USS Tagline has warp capability and is 70 characters in size!
Sir, the boy is not responding.
Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding
Sir, the goombas are dancing again
Sir, the men usually *ride* the camel into town
Sir, the scheme is irresponsible, moronic and prepostorous. - Kryten
Sir, there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.   Spock
Sir, there's a nipple on your face... -- Mike Nelson
Sir, try to land on Leonard's carcassssssss!!! - Smithers
Sir, two Romulan Warbirds decloakin...&lt;NO CARRIER&gt;
Sir, we are receiving 285,000 hails. - Lt. Crusher
Sir, we need to burn the midnight petroleum for this job - Data
Sir, we've got enemy ships in sector 2-7! - Lieutenant Sesfan
Sir, why do these DO NOT ENTER signs glow in the dark?
Sir, without you, life was like a broken pencil...it was pointless
Sir, you are under arrest for distributing shareware.
Sir, you have a collective call from Borg, will you accept the charges?
Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy!
Sir,if you had any idea what it was like after that incident...-Sito
Sir,the computer says to watch our speakers.Praxis is about to explode!
Sir,with the utmost respect,that is complete and utter shash. - Kryten
Sir.  I need temporary lodging. Data
Sir. The freighter is disintigrating. Worf
Sir.....We believe we found part of your suitcase
Sir..a large troll here to see you..says it's REAL important
Sir?  Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here?
Sir?  Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here? -- PENGUIN OPUS, at Kentucky Fried Chicken (Bloom County)
Sir?  Bert Sainz's giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!
Sir? Dick is giving "Reality" as a * previous * address!
Sir? Orville's giving Reality as a * previous * address!
Sire? -HelloPrimeMinisterNurse Wait till we're alone. -King Yakko
Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
Siroma sam, al' volem da glasam!
Sirs, adulation is a fatal thing -Rank poison for a subject, or
Sirs, with your permission, would you stop horsing around? - Radar
SirtisFarred: Vulcan sex w/ Troi :D
Sis takes to the comfort of cream items - Mike
Sis takes to the comfort of cream items... -- Mike Nelson
Sis, are you awake? -Arkansas foreplay
Sis, boom, bah: The noise made by an exploding sheep
Siskel & Ebert: The Movie. "Two thumbs up!" - Siskel & Ebert
Siskel and Ebert gave this tagline two thumbs up.
Siskel and Ebert might drive an Acclaim.
Siskel and Erbert gave my latest flick one finger up!
Sisko can't fly merrily off and forget about it.--Tracy
Sisko is straight-forward.  He never gives me the runabout.
Sisko met the Prophets and all I got was this lousy tagline.
Sisko would rather _die_.......which is fine by me. - Kira
Sisko/Kira in '96
Sisko: "Don't do that."      O'Brien2: "I can't help it. It itches."
Sisko: "How is our young doctor?"       Dax: "_Young_."
Sisko? What does he have to do with anything? Quark
SiskoDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (G)rin At 'Em
Siss-Boom-Baa!: A cheerleader or an exploding sheep
Sissie Sez:  Did someone say sex!!??
Sissie Sez: If sex w/o love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell.
Sissies are too scared to use the Real Telix
Sissy, - Someone who'll hit you with his purse if you call him that
Sister Chuck Yeager - Tom
Sister Chuck Yeager! -- Tom Servo
Sister Suzanne, the redheaded nun is here, "On your knee's mister"!!
Sister's make great best friends.
Sister, has your data been saved?
Sister, you got roots - Joel on girl's dye job
Sister, you seem possessed of a superabundance of naivete suddenly.
Sisters are doin' it for themselves!
Sisters brothers mothers daddys standing round cryin - Hendrix
Sisyphus : a particularly difficult infection to treat.
Sisyphus never had to deal with a LAN
Sisyphus was basically a happy man. --Camus
Sit FIDO, SIT I said. That's a good boy.
Sit Happens - International School for Dogs motto.
Sit In - When you sit down to stand up for your rights
Sit Spot .. Sit Spot .. Sit Spot .. Sit Spot - Data
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea.  Distill the life that's inside of me.  - Nirvana
Sit calmly ... I'll go get those nice men with the white jacket, okay?
Sit dow, dial, relax and enjoy
Sit down ; shut up .... and Bite Me !!!!!!!!
Sit down and breath deeply please. - McCoy
Sit down and patch my bones
Sit down and shut up! -- Bush
Sit down before Fact like a little child-T.H. Huxley
Sit down over there, Wesley. * Picard
Sit down whenever possible
Sit down you're rocking the boat.
Sit down!  You're rocking MY boat
Sit down, Steven. - Richard Franklin Yes, sir. - Franklin
Sit down, dial, relax and enjoy
Sit down, make yourself comfortable. - O'Brien2
Sit down, mister. - Kirk
Sit down, strap in, shut up, and HANG ON!!!
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
Sit down. Now come forward. Crusher
Sit down; shut up ... and Bite Me !!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
Sit for a portrait?  Why, I'd be honored, Mr. Pickman
Sit on a happy face
Sit on a pan, Otis.
Sit on a potato pan Otis!
Sit on it!
Sit on my face an tell me that you love me
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...- M. Python
Sit on my face and you'll give up chairs forever!
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
Sit on my face..and you'll never go back to chairs!
Sit on my lap, snookums - Crow as bad guy to Daddy-O
Sit on the conveniently placed stone - Crow
Sit right back & enjoy the Vietnam War! - Tom
Sit right back and enjoy the Vietnam War! -- Tom Servo
Sit you down, father...bless you!
Sit, Ubo, sit, GOOD DOG!   &lt;woof&gt;
Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog. *woof*
Sit, Ubu. Sit.
Sit-stand-kneel; sit-kneel-stand -- Sun am exercise time!
Sit. Be miserable.
Sit. Stare. Remote. [Repeat].
Sita, Whose Name Means Sexual Enjoyment.
Sito never drinks coffee when captured by Cardassians.
Sito's dead Jim.  But then again
Sitophobia: Fear of food
Sits he on ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.
Sits on the customer's chest & dangles lugies - Dr. F
Sittin downtown ata whale-weigh station 1 toe oer the line
Sittin on the dock of the bay, waiting for taglines comin my way.
Sittin' in the Krystal about as drunk as we could be.
Sitting Bull wouldn't have made it in a china shop.
Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!!
Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall -Floyd
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.   Beatles
Sitting in the shadows, blowing smoke rings at the moon
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the band to come.   Beatles
Sitting on a hard drive will break your partitions.
Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two
Sitting under apple trees causes headaches. -- Newton's Law
Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust
Situation Normal.  Panic Accordingly.
Situation no win.  Rush for a change of atmosphere
Situation normal.  Panic accordingly
Situation normal:  I don't know what I'm doing
Situation wanted: Fat, lecherous hillbilly needs job,
Sivu ranu vidim sad u tvojim ocima, lelek zemlje vuce se po poljima
Siwence!  I've had enough of this wowdy wabble webel behaviour
Siwwy Wabbit, QWK's are for kids!
Six Flags Over 10 to the 12th Power! -- Dr. Forrester
Six Flags Over Armageddon -Joel
Six a dozen and half a one of the other.
Six bottles of beer.  And quickly please, the world's about to end
Six bricks short of a full load
Six eh, whooh! - Ivanova
Six feet under and proud of it!
Six for a man; Seven for a woman; Eight for a fool
Six kids... you guys are going to be busy bunnies! -- Al
Six level 20 Tagline Thief Catchers!  I closed the door.
Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Six million sperm and YOURS was the fastest?
Six million sperm, and *YOU* were the fastest???
Six months ago I couldn't even spell "engineer." Now I are one
Six of one, ((one_gross)/12) * 0.5 of another
Six of one, 110 (base 2) of another.
Six of one, 1102 of another
Six personals today, and four were swiped taglines.  &gt;Humph&lt;
Six pints of bitter.  And quickly please, the world's abo
Six shy of a dozen
Six times three isn't two hundred, either! -- Crow T. Robot
Six volts make him smile
Six weeks of sweat? I lose an ounce.
Six words that quell riots: "Lock and Load. Shoot to Kill"
Six years for possession of a cigarette? ... I got six months for possession of a deadly weapon. - Cartoon by S. Harris
Sixteen megs, two monitors, and an attitude
Sixteen'll get you twenty
Sixteen: I fell in love with a girl as sweet as could be. --Zeppelin
Sixth century. Danish, I believe. Chakotay
Sixth gear-Full throttle
Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man
Sixty miles across the sea, Santa Catalina is waiting for me.
Sixty quid, and eight guineas for the fruit bat
Sixty-nine is devine
Size ain't everything ... but it certainly HELPS!
Size and color will vary
Size does matter... - James Dixon
Size doesn't matter.
Size encompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size. - Walter
Size isn't everything you know...&lt;BANG!&gt;...except in this case. -EWJim
Size isn't what's important
Size matters not.  Look at me.  Judge me by my size, do you?  Hm?
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? --Yoda
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm?
Size of error is inverse to elapsed time
Size of the keyboard buffer is inversely proportional to typing speed.
Sizism is still bigotry.
Sizists are narrow minded.
Sizzling pumpkins?  This is truly pathetic! - Slappy Squirrel
Siil le eagna- walk with wisdom
Skate softly and carry a big tire iron-Women's Figure Skating Motto
Skaters DO IT on ice
Skaters are on a roll.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skating away ... on the thin ice of a new day!
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day. . . . --Jethro Tull
Skating away on the thin ice of the new day
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
Skeet Shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions
Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions.
Skeet shooters do it twenty-five times in nine different positions.
Skeleton at CRT: He died waiting on Windows.
Skeleton at Keyboard: Overuse of Windoze.
Skeleton at keyboard: Still waiting on Windows.
Skeleton at the computer. He died waiting on Windows.
Skeleton, n. - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
Skeleton...The human body in wireframe mode.
Skeleton:  A guy inside out with his outside off.
Skeleton: a stack of bones with the people scraped off.
Skeletons do it with a bone. 
Skeletons in my closet are music to me.
Skeletons in your closet?  Don't fret, you may be someone's yourself
Skeletons rattling in my closet are windchimes to me.
Skelton's First Law:  Advice is correct, if and only if it is not taken
Skeptic's Cleaver:  hack off any nonconforming evidence
Skeptical?  Eat this message now.
Skepticism is the chastity of the intelect. -- Santayana
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily. - George Santayana
Skeptics are never deceived.  French Proverb
Skeptics are seldom deceived.
Skeptics doubt about it.
Skeptiks are PROOF that the coverup _DOES_ work!
Ski Areas Closed Due To Snow
Ski no faster than your guardian angel can fly
Skier's DO IT downhill
Skier's do it downhill.
Skier:  Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Skiers DO IT with poles.
Skiers do it in the snow!
Skiers do it spread eagled.
Skiers do it with poles.
Skiers go down fast.
Skiier:  Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them
Skiier: Avalanche looking for a place to happen
Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair
Skiing Season Opens In Iran
Skill and confidence are an unconqered army.
Skill: A long, long streak of blind luck
Skilled advocacy. Practical solutions.
Skills: Operated Pitney Bones machine. - Real live resume statement
Skills: Operated Pitney Bones machine. - Real live resume statement
Skin Tone : The sound your skin makes when you thump it.
Skin is smooth, I steal a glance
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Skin paint? I'll try anything once! - Tom
Skin! I see skin! - Crow
Skin: Keeps insides in and rain out
Skinheads don't shave... The vacuum makes the hair grow inwards
Skinheads: More hair than brains
Skinner: This is where you pucker up and KISS MY ASS!
Skinny dipping in the Amazon is not reccomended
Skinny-dippin'in a hot tub, is like a wennie roast
Skinnydippers unite!
Skins versus... uh... skins. -- Mike Nelson
Skins versus...Uh...Skins - Mike on battle
Skip:  Limbless waterskier
Skippy wants to know, do you ever drink to XS? - L Ras
Skoff's Law A child will not spill on a dirty floor
Skromnost je vrlina velikih ljudi. Ja sam samo visok. :))
Skull and crossbones on a background of black!
Skulls ain't GOT no brains!
Skunk... the world would never be the same... if only for the smell!
Skunks do it instinctively.
Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none.
Skunks in the Shrubbery  - By P. Yew
Skunks in the Shrubbery:           P. Yew
Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
Skutters don't have time off! * Rimmer
Sky Dive:  Why would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Sky King Sky King Do Not Answer
Sky Pilot, how high can you fly?  You'll never reach the sky
Sky divers DO IT in the air
Sky divers NEVER DO IT without a chute
Sky divers NEVER do it without a chute.
Sky divers do it in the air.
Sky of blue and sea of green in our yellow submarine
Sky rockets in flight!  Afternoon delight! -- Servo Chorus
Skyclad dancing to drums, something Wicca this way comes
Skyclad dancing to the beat of the drum
Skyclad, dancing to the drums, something Wicca this way comes.
Skycladliness is next to Goddessness!  -Arwen Nightstar
Skydive naked!  It's a boner crushing rush!!
Skydiver - A guy whose talks fall flat
Skydiver / ASGARD
Skydiver:  A guy whose talks fall flat.
Skydivers DO IT in the air.
Skydivers DO IT spread-eagle
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Skydivers do it at great heights.
Skydivers do it spread-eagled
Skydivers go down faster!
Skydivers go in harder.
Skydivers know why birds sing.
Skydivers've been laying their huge eggs -Mike on helmets
Skydivers've been laying their huge eggs... -- Mike Nelson
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Skydiving & Maxwell House coffee...Good to the last drop
Skydiving - When in doubt, whip it out!
Skydiving 100% pure adrenaline! (&gt;--A12006--O]-&lt;       X
Skydiving 100% pure adrenaline! (&gt;--A12006--O]-&lt;       X
Skydiving and Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Skydiving is good till the last drop.
Skydiving, like coffee, is good 'til the last drop
Skydiving--Gravity Powered Adventure
Skydiving......Good to the last drop! (&gt;---A12006--0]-&lt;
Skydiving...good 'till the last drop.
Skydiving..Only one direction---No decisions!!
Skydiving.The Ultimate High!!
Skydiving:  For that "spontaneous enema" feeling.
Skydiving: Good to the last drop.
Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenalin fueled!
Skydiving: gravity powered adventure.
Skylab died for your sins.
Skylar Vine, Do you "Honor those the Dragon's heed"?
Skylar Vine, Sing!,"Drummer,beat, and piper, blow"
Skylark Three by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Skylark of Space by E.E. "Doc" Smith
Skylie - Phony backdrop of a city you see on 'The Tonight Show.'
Skylight leaks a little.
Skyline Roughlegs on "Giselle and Skyline" in 1989
Skylink Computer Chow -- Megabyte it tonight!
Skylink Computer Chow -- Megabyte it tonight!
Skynet Softball &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Catch it!!!
Skywalker & Sons:  Intergalactic ScrapYards
Skywise is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
Skywise joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party
Slaads are schmucks.
Slack(tm) cannot be packaged
Slack: postmodern/constructivist/existential/humanism
Slainte
Slainte 'Gus saul Agat!
Slam Dunk:  A rough baptism
Slam Event:  A honeymoon
Slam Windows shut with OS/2, and keep the bugs out!!
Slam bam, I'm feeling alright
Slam face into keyboard to continue
Slam forehead on keyboard to continue
Slam, Bang, Crash. I love fine tuning programs.
Slamming not required!  User really wants answers!
Slander, like coffee, is usually handed out without grounds.
Slander, like coffee, is usually handed to you groundless.
Slang From The Roaring Twenties  - By O. U. Kidd
Slang Trek: He's 6 feet under, Jim!
Slang Trek: He's bought the farm, Jim!
Slang Trek: He's karked it, Jim!
Slang Trek: He's kicked the bucket, Jim!
Slang Trek: He's pushing up daisies, Jim!
Slang Trek: He's snuffed it, Jim!
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
Slap me with a splintered ruler. - Alanis Morissette
Slap!  Slap!  Slap! (Playing Doom with no weapons)
Slapped himself getting in touch with his feminine side
Slappy Squirrel of Borg: Branimaniacs is futile.
Slappy darlin'! Is that you? If it aint, you better call my agent!
Slartibartfast had hoped for an easy retirement.
Slartibartfast?!? I told you it wasn't important
Slash the budget: O.J. in '96
Slash.  Maim.  Mutilate.  (Any recipe, any cookbook)
Slash.  Maim.  Mutilate.  -Any Cookbook
Slave screams, he has something to say - NIN
Slave screams, he hears, but doesn't want to listen - NIN
Slave screams, he spends his life learning conformity - NIN
Slave screams, he thinks he knows what he wants - NIN
Slave screams, thinks he has something to say - NIN
Slave to all-Lifeless tralls-Of computer lawsMachines.
Slave to no sect, who takes no private road But looks through nature up to nature's God. - Alexander Pope
Slavery involving into an instiution. Spock
Slavery's not just a job, it's an indenture.
Slaves are not allowed to own guns
Slaves do it for the masters.
Slaves needed volunteer now!
Slaves, assistants, as much gold as I could eat
Slaves: give them an inch and they want a Ruler.
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Slaying under the starless Knight of Solamnia.
Sleasel: A slick suck-up to the boss.
Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair!
Sledgehammer.zip [great virus remover]
Sleep (n): Bodily function that signals lack of caffeine
Sleep (n): what you do when you run out of Caffeine.
Sleep (n.):  The fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep - 1. (n) Brief time between BBS and work.
Sleep - An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.   -- W.C. Fields
Sleep = While...[Pause]...do...[Repeat]
Sleep All Day. Party All Night. Live Forever. Its Fun to be A Vampire.
Sleep Can Interfere ....  (Rule Not Completed). - Quark, ROA #103
Sleep Z]W love well and carry a big stick.
Sleep a lot, eat a lot, brush 'em like crazy
Sleep all day and Party all Night!
Sleep comes like a drug --U2
Sleep comes like a drug ... In God's Country --U2
Sleep could interfere -- ROA #103
Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)
Sleep could interfere- 103th Rule
Sleep deprivation is fun - you see such pretty colors
Sleep deprivation:  the foundation of all great obedience programs.
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  **Yiddish Proverb
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  
Sleep faster: we need the pillows.
Sleep in heavenly peas
Sleep is a luxury, not a necessity
Sleep is a poor excuse for missing a RPG gaming session - Darkwood
Sleep is a poor substitue for caffeine.
Sleep is a sign of caffeine deprivation
Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
Sleep is an illusion caused by too much blood in the caffeine
Sleep is an inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep is for sissies
Sleep is for the weak -- S. Beeman
Sleep is for the weak and sickly
Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace.
Sleep is for tortoises! - The Doctor
Sleep is for wimps.  Happy, healthy, well-rested wimps, but wimps nonetheless
Sleep is great, but it's no substitute for caffeine
Sleep is the opiate of the proletariat
Sleep less, rock harder
Sleep mode: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sleep peacefully teri
Sleep safe - with a firefighter in your bed
Sleep tight, and don't let the Grayliens bite.  :-}
Sleep tight, if you can. We're coming.
Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick.
Sleep well and dream of large cats!
Sleep well and dream of large women!
Sleep well and dream of large women!Wesley farmboy pirate
Sleep well and dream of large women.
Sleep well and dream of large women. - Westley
Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops.
Sleep with a firefighter, they're hot!!
Sleep with an IRS person and wake up feeling taxed
Sleep with firemen: They're HOT!
Sleep with one eye open--gripping your pillow tight... - Metallica
Sleep with the fishes?  No thanks!  I'm gay!
Sleep! It's the second best thing to do in bed!
Sleep, Data  Picard/Locutus
Sleep, Data. -- Locutus
Sleep, n: An inadequate substitute for caffeine
Sleep.  Eat.  Read Comic books.  Life is good
Sleep. Sleep tonight, and may your dream be realised. --U2
Sleep... The thing "some" SysOps go without, cuz BBSing is too fun;-)
Sleep... what a concept!
Sleep:  A poor substitute for caffeine.
Sleep:  Fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep:  Overrated substitute for caffeine.
Sleep:  That fleeting moment before the alarm goes off.
Sleep: (n) Brief time between BBS and work.
Sleep: (n.) the short time between BBS'ing and work
Sleep: A poor substitute for caffeine.
Sleep: An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Sleep: An inferior replacement for caffeine
Sleep: Body function indicating lack of coffee.
Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Sleep: What other people do while the rest of us compute
Sleep: What you do when you run out of caffeine.
Sleep: that fleeting moment just before the alarm rings.
Sleep?  Did you run out of coffee or something?
Sleep?  Isn't that some inadequate substitute for caffeine?
Sleep?  Isn't that some inferior replacement for caffeine?
Sleep?  Sure, after just one more message
Sleep?  What is this?  Bluewave posters  &lt;-TLP
Sleep?  What is this? -  Blue Wave posters
Sleep? I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
Sleep? Isn't that a completely in adequate substitute for caffeine?
Sleep? Isn't that a poor substitute for caffine?
Sleep? Isn't that an inadequate substitute for caffeine?
Sleep? Sure, after just one more message.....
Sleep? What is that? --Fidonet posters.
Sleep? What's that?!?!
Sleep? What's that??  MEGA message READer
Sleep??     (scratching head)            What's Sleep???
Sleep??  What is that??  -- Fidonet posters
Sleeper must AWAKE!
Sleeper speeding: People bleeding
Sleeper waking, meals taking.  Sleeper speeding, people bleeding
Sleeper waking: Meals taking
Sleeping Aloud is not Allowed in this library!! 
Sleeping Bag - Nap Sack
Sleeping Dragons talk in their sleep! It's all LIES! LIES! LIES!
Sleeping Your Way to the Top by Hillary Clinton
Sleeping allowed. But not aloud!
Sleeping alone????   Q
Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing old.
Sleeping is 1/60 part death.
Sleeping is my favorite exercise!
Sleeping is my third favorite thing! - The Cat
Sleeping is not the problem.  Waking up is the problem - Ivanova
Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up, that is a problem
Sleeping my day away
Sleeping now forever, murdered in my dreams
Sleeping one mat, awake half a mat, only 3 bowls of rice
Sleeping pills . . . the permanent kind. Blonde
Sleeping through your execution is treason and is punishable by death.
Sleeping tip: If they think you're in a coma, you're doing it right.
Sleeping with the Enemy, starring Bill Clinton!
Sleepless night?  Morticia Addams
Sleepwalker  "I can walk again!  I can walk again!"
Sleepwalker taking steps - step by step
Sleevless shirts:  The right to bare arms!
Sleight of hand and twist of fate --U2
Slept like a baby! Woke up every 4 hours, hungry and wet
Slept too close to his radium-dial watch.
Sleudian Frip.
Slic je otkriven kao reakcija na pojavu dekoltea.
Sliced Ham, Smoked Ham, Charred Ham, DX'ing Ham *crackles* Hey?!!!
Slicing through the night.
Slick Willie special!  It's ALL FREE...but not in America!
Slick Willie's "2 cents": It's not worth the $10 bill it's printed on.
Slick Willie's cabinet comes from out of the closet
Slick Willie, Commo, Kennedy, Al Bore, Waters, HELP !
Slick Willie, The "Politically Correct" Robin Hood
Slick Willie..an object lesson on failure to use condoms
Slick Willy: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Slick with me, babe, I show you how to fly
Slick: "I feel your pain".   Hillary: "I *AM* your pain!!!"
Slickspeak: "You can bring me my bimbo now, officer."
Slickster: I Was Just Showing Paula Jones My Super Soaker
Slide over so I can curl up here. -cat
Slide rules 0.x2 / K.sin
Slide show.  Boring.  Losing consciousness. - The Tick
Slide show...  ...BORING...  &lt;thunk&gt;  Zzzz... - The Tick
Slide show...boring...losing...conciousness! - The Tick
Sliders and VR5;  IMHO two of the best new shows around!!!!!!!
Sliders go down faster than 55mph. White Castle gets speeding ticket.
Slideryou stink! -Maverick
Slideshow boring.  Losing conciousness... - Tick
Sliding between parallel Earths doesn't bother you, but flying does?
Sliding down the razor blades of life
Slight not what's near, when aiming at what's far. - Euripides
Slight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she ma
Slightly below average: Stupid -work evaluationese
Slightly burned out.... but still smokin
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Slightly off the wall in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada!!!!!
Sliku tvoju ljubim na banderi.
Slim Jims: Things you eat late at night in poor lighting
Slim pickin's so far, but here's what I've collected:
Slime beneath me, ummmm, slime up above....ooooh, you'll love my
Slime molds are the lowest form of life...maybe excepting lawyers.
Slime!  Dog luvs u!  ( Dyslexics for Christ )
Slimey, yet satisfying. - Pumba
Slimming - By Lena Boddy
Slimy yet satisfying. - Pumbaa
Slimy yet satisfying............Lion King
Slimy...yet satisfying. --Simba
Sling another savior on the cross for me
Slinky's kinked.
Slip and Slime, for the pure ectoplasmic experience!
Slip into something a little more uncomfortable - Crow
Slip me some more of that crimson, Jimson.
Slip sliding away..slip sliding away... The Crying Man
Slip the blood to me, bud
Slip under the eiderdown, said Tom comfortingly
Slip-Slidin' Away  - By K. Y. Jellee
Slip:  What your coffee cup does in uncoordinated flight
Slipped Cthulhu a "Mickey"... Now need new mouse!
Slippers.  Ruby.  Red. -- Dr. Crusher
Slippery When Wet!
Slippery when wet.
Slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison!
Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
Slitting your throat on the cutting edge of technology.
Slob's motto: No stain, no gain.
Sloba je ubio Loru Palmer !!!
Slobbing in the morning followed by slobbing in the afternoon.
Slobo pi*do sve si Srbe izd'o
Sloboda je kip u njujorskoj luci.
Slobodan Milosevic killed Lora Palmer
Slobodno pritisni Alt-A, bez ikakvog stida i srama
Sloe Gin + Orange Juice + Galliano = Slow Screw against the Wall
Sloe Gin + Orange Juice = A Sloe Screw
Slogan for Pentium: Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago ... we're
Slogan of new Zen laxative:  All Things Must Pass
Slogan on the back of well-known trucking company's vehicle:  We Always Go the Extra Mile. Scrawled in the dirt just below slogan: That's Because We Missed the Last Exit. 
Slogan previously used by Boots the Chemist: "We Dispense with Accuracy."
Slogan previously used by Boots the Chemist: "We Dispense with Accuracy."
Slogans of 2 generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask why?
Slomila mi je srce. Zauzvrat, ja sam njoj i ruke i noge
Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from t
Sloppy Joe, Slop-Sloppy Joe
Sloppy and proud of it.
Sloppy as a soup sandwich.
Sloppy, raggedy-assed old life. I love it. I never want to die. - Dennis Trudell
Sloth is the mother of invention.  Garfield
Slough your slough in the slough
Slous' Contention: If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it
Slow = 8086/8 Mhz running Windows
Slow Driver Arrested After 4-County Chase -film at 11
Slow as concrete, blurred as a dream
Slow as molasses in January.
Slow children (sign with a picture of a running child)
Slow day.  Practice crawling
Slow down ! Live longer !
Slow down Beavis, before you soil you pants.
Slow down at the next red light. I wanna jump out!
Slow down honey.  Not supposed to have to chase redheads
Slow down! Yeah! Slow down or shut up! -Beavis & Butthead
Slow down, Torres, and tell me what it is. Janeway
Slow down, you move to fast. -P. Simon
Slow down. Now let me get this straight. - Sisko
Slow down..we're going to view the many wonders of my breakfast! -PPup
Slow it down, buy a Pentalum computer!
Slow justice is no justice.
Slow learners, aren't you girls? - Malachite
Slow memory refresh rate
Slow poison. Thelev
Slow programmers Prog-crastinate
Slow the aging process. Put it through Congress.
Slow the world down - I want to see what we're passing!
Slow-1200 Baud zone ahead
Slower Traffic Keep Left  -  Is that so difficult???
Slower than a Turtle with an ingrown toe nail
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
Slower traffic KEEP RIGHT!
Slower traffic keep right. Is that really so difficult?
Slowest thing in the world: nudist going through a barbed wire fence.
Slowly Fades - By Peter Out
Slowly and surely the unix crept up on the Nintendo user
Slowly but surely my Kat is getting me trained to his way
Slowly inching up while stopped at a red light makes it change quicker.
Slowly slowly is indeed the proper path. - Swahili proverb
Slowly!, extremities where I can see them! - Odo
Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour...  - The Phantom
Slowly, slowly!  It's too nice a job to rush! --Columbia
Slowstop - A highway construction crew
Slug Sautee:  A hors of a different d'oeuvre
Slug bug! - Mike as he hits Tom
Slug bug! -- Mike Nelson
Slug, slug, slug, slug... Lovely slug, wonderful slug
Slug....A homeless snail
Slugfest - An escargot cook-off
Slugs are so chewy before you shrivel 'em up. - Calvin
Slugs saut:  An hors of a different d'oeuvre
Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin. - Yogi Berra
Slur:  As opposed to madam.
Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long
Slurm, n.: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Slurm: the slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Slurpeesloppy - Style of attire worn to the convenience s
Slurpeesloppy: Style of attire worn to the convenience store after 11pm.
Slurpeesloppy: clothing style worn to convenience stores after 11pm.
Slusaj me, sit sam svih uvreda, cuti i samo se smej,
Slusaj, sine, obrisi sline! Ne budi alav, jos si balav!
Slut Shade (Hoar Shade)
Slut, n. - Someone who is sequentially monogamous
Slut:  A woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
Slut:  Someone who gets more sex than you do.
Slut: A woman with the sexual morals of a man.
Slut: Someone who gets more sex than you do.
Slut: a girl who will go to bed with anyone, except you
Sly Stallone, how do U spell relief? R-E-E-um-L-E-F-uh-E?
Sly chreotha weaves his net.
Smack!, right in the ol' heart. - McCoy
Smail...Email delivered by the U.S. Postal Service.
Smajliju tu nije mesto !
Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
Small Vegetables - By Russell Sprout
Small Vegetables:                  Russell Sprout*
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout
Small animals were sacrificed and their carcasses laid on the fires.
Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching.
Small brown and green thing for sale--could be a V
Small brown and green thing for sale. Could be a Vermeer.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions
Small change can often be found under seat cushions. -- Heinlein
Small change can often be found under seat cushions. -- One of Lazarus Long's most penetrating insights
Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere.
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Small crowd
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned
Small dogs who jump off bridges: Benji Jumping!
Small furry creatures can live in your shoes
Small is beautiful.
Small is beautiful.  -- Schumacher's Dictum
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls
Small may be beautiful, but big has the grandeur of size.
Small minds ask small questions.
Small minds make for small worlds
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes
Small people talk about other people!
Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds.
Small programs are for small minds.
Small talk between cats:  "Shred any good books lately?"
Small thermo-nuclear devices can ruin your whole day
Small things entertain small minds
Small things like reasons are put in a jar
Small things make base men proud. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Small town sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our kids can't run any faster."
Small vocabulary? Call Rei at 3 in the morning, you'll learn quick!!
Small white pigeons mysteriously appeared in people's clothing.
Small white pussy cat for sale... excellent condition... Monty Python
Small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it
Small yappy dogs aren't dogs, they're moving targets
Small, furry creatures playing Bach: Gopher Baroque.
Smallest book in world: Promises I kept, by W. Clinton
Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
Smalltalkers do it dynamically.
Smart Alec of Borg: You *wish* I'd assimilate you!
Smart Beer Making  - By Bud Wiser
Smart Beer Making:                 Bud Wiser
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
Smart Blonde:  Uses Radar to find the Powder Room
Smart Bomb: "Cogito Ergo Boom."
Smart Choice
Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions!
Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions!
Smart Reading for Smart Readers
Smart Terminal:  The One That Gets You To Buy It
Smart and beautiful. Huh. Too bad, Mulder. - Scully
Smart and sexy. _ Sculy
Smart bomb
Smart bombs have bad days too
Smart drugs
Smart is sexy! - Asimov
Smart is sexy! -- Isaac Asimov
Smart is sooooo sexy - Bob Morton
Smart money said you'd make admiral one day.  So what happened, *Commander*?
Smart redneck: Went to see Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry
Smart?    She knows 300 phone numbers by heart
Smart?  Norman knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
Smart? She knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
SmartNet Node #914-014 ~ 10 FORWARD BBS ~ Pomona, NY 914-
Smartass thieves.  They broke into my car but only took The Club.
Smartass:  An ass hole with a brain!
Smartassic Park:  See the Thesaurus, the pedantic dinosaur!
Smarter than the av-er-age bear!
Smarter than the rest of them
SmarterthanIlookius Kindamaybepartlius
Smartnet #7000:Ye Olde Bailey,Houston,Texas 1-713-520-156
Smartnet + 9/2/1 + NWCS Online + Portland, OR + (503) 620
Smash His Lobster! - By Buster Crabbe
Smash Is The Way You Feel All Alone
Smash face on keyboard to continue.
Smash forehead against keyboard to continue
Smash forehead on any key to continue
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue........ 8*D
Smash forehead on the keyboard to continue
Smash head on keyboard to continue.
Smash the state, and have a nice day
Smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car - Crow
Smashed your Galaxy class starship? No problem - call Star Wrekkers
Smear Tactics: Using toilet paper with pictures of Clinton on it
Smear the road with a runner!!
Smearleer - To hold up eyeglasses to the light to see if they are clean
Smeg... I forgot to ask if there were any curry houses in Dallas
Smeggin heck!
Smeggin' hell!  -Dave Lister
Smeggin' hell! &gt; Lister
Smeggin' hell! > Lister
Smejem se,smejem se a plakao bih
Smell Of The Long Distance Runner  - By Jim Shorts (Sequal)
Smell The Roses And Eventually You'll Inhale A Bee.
Smell coffee, not roses!
Smell it! - Kramer  With all due respect, I don't think so... - George
Smell it! Smell it!! - Crow during fight scene
Smell it! Smell my hand! - Tom
Smell like fish? It's Hillary Clinton with a mini-skirt.
Smell like fish? It's a dish. Smell cologne, leave it alone.
Smell my recipe.
Smell my tagline.
Smell that air, Fester!  Like a tomb.  Gomez Addams
Smell the coffee
Smelling the roses isn't enough. You must also tend them
Smells Like... &lt;sniff&gt; ... Teen Spirit!
Smells like Elvis in there - Tom
Smells like Elvis in there... -- Tom Servo
Smells like Marlboros, Arpege, Juicy Fruit & body odor
Smells like a ferret cage in there - Mike on laboratory
Smells like a ferret cage in there... -- Mike Nelson
Smells like a montage... -- Tom Servo
Smells like a septic tank... - Mulder
Smells like a wrestling mat in here. -- Crow T. Robot
Smells like mummy meat in here! - Joel
Smells like teen spirit. -Butthead
Smells like the inside of John Goodman's chaps - Mike
Smells like the primate house in here! -- Joel Robinson
Smells like werejackal.  Eat it? (Y/n/m)
Smells like, looks like, it is Clinton manure!
Smells like... teen spirit. - Butt-Head
Smelly cat, oh smelly cat, it's not your fault
Smelt: A small fish used for tracking runaway convicts underwater.
Smerfs up!  -- Spartacus
Smile , someone is watching !
Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Smile - things may get worse more slowly.
Smile - things may get worse more slowly. - Heinlein
Smile - you're on Candid Compucamera!
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Smile .. Things can always get worse
Smile ..... Tomarrow will be worse
Smile :) - it makes them wonder what you're up to
Smile :-) it will stretch your ugly face
Smile @TOFIRST@!  It makes people wonder!
Smile Cthulhu loves you.
Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera !
Smile a lot, compliment her handbag, then send her away. -Dinosaurs
Smile a lot.  It costs nothing and is beyond price.
Smile a lot; People will think you're crazy.
Smile and *NOW*! &lt;whack&gt; Kirk
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
Smile and the whole world smiles with you
Smile and the world smiles with you--unless you're a hyena.
Smile and the world smiles with you.  Frown and you get credit for thinking
Smile and the world smiles with you.  Garfield
Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for thinki
Smile and the world smiles with you. Snarl and you get better service
Smile and you'll get one back
Smile at a Klingon and suffer the consequences.
Smile at every ugly. Shine on your shoes and cut your hair - FZ
Smile at women:If they're pretty, you'll feel good; if not, they will!
Smile at your slave, the slut will wonder what you are going to do.
Smile back at the man in the moon
Smile if you are Jesus
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! Giggle for none.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Smile if you aren't wearing panties.
Smile if you can hear me (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Is there anybod
Smile if you like Klingons   {{:-)
Smile if you're a tree-hugging granola-crunching feminist
Smile if you're horny!!!!
Smile if you're not wearing panties
Smile if you're wearing sexy underwear
Smile if you're wearing silk boxers.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Smile when you say that, Pardner!.
Smile when you steal a tag line!
Smile while you sharpen your knives
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
Smile your little smile - take some tea with me awhile.
Smile!  Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Smile!  Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile!  It makes people wonder what your up to
Smile!  It makes people wonder!
Smile!  It's a WONDERFUL day!
Smile!  Punishment is fun!  &lt;whack&gt;...at least for me!
Smile!  Someone is logging your activities
Smile!  The Illuminati are watching
Smile!  You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem!
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem! 04 May 94
Smile!  You're on Candid Modem, Dennis!
Smile! Azathoth loves you!
Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
Smile! Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile! In a few million years Barney will be motor oil!
Smile! It drives the pessimists MAD!
Smile! It gives your face something to do.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile! It's a WONDERFUL day! &lt;g&gt;
Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer
Smile! Things can only get worse.
Smile! Tomorrow is going to be worse.
Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
Smile, Cthulhu loathes you!
Smile, I hope you enjoyed and were not offended by the fact the tags
Smile, It makes people wonder what you're up to!
Smile, It will make people wonder what you are thinking
Smile, and that will mean I may.  -- Frank N. Furter
Smile, apologize, agree, invite them to a tea party.
Smile, but sharpen your knives.
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
Smile, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to!
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you've just done.
Smile, it makes them wonder what your up to!
Smile, it makes you feel better...  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
Smile, it takes only thirteen muscles; A frown takes sixty-four.
Smile, it the second best thing you can do with your lips
Smile, please!
Smile, someone is watching!
Smile, they said, life could be worse. I did, and it was
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile, tomorrow it will be worse
Smile, you still have 9, err 8, err, 7... rights left
Smile---make people wonder what you're thinking
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Smile.  It keeps people off balance
Smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile.  It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. It confuses people!
Smile. It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies!
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
Smile... Cthulhu LOATHES you!
Smile... Cthulhu LOATHES you!
Smile... It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
Smile.... if you're just a bit hard
Smile.....if you're just a bit damp
Smile...the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it in one spot.
Smile...tomorrow will get worse.
Smile..It makes them wonder what you've done!!
Smile..People will wonder what you're up to
Smile:  A slight curve that straightens things out.
Smile:  You're on Candid Computer!
Smile: A slight curve that straightens things out
Smile: It pleases your friends and annoys your enemies.
Smile: It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips!
Smile: Mirth Mark
Smile: it makes others wonder what you are thinking.
Smile: it makes them wonder what you're up to.
Smilepeople will wonder what you've been up to.
Smiles are contagious... and safe to share!
Smiles form the channel of a future tear. &lt;Byron&gt;
Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
Smiley: the 'Geordie'  |-)
Smilie-captioned for the alternatively clued.
Smilin' mighty Jesus:  for "spinal meningitis", (with delirium?)
Smiling is contagious....Be a carrier!!!
Smiling's just a phase
Smith & Wesson - Last Straw Marriage Counselors
Smith & Wesson - My Two Best Friends
Smith & Wesson Life Insurance, Policy #.357
Smith & Wesson Stop Crime.................DEAD!
Smith & Wesson had the first point-and-click interface!
Smith & Wesson, the original point and click interface...
Smith & Wesson, the ultimate point and click interface.
Smith & Wesson--the ORIGINAL point-and-click interface!
Smith & Wesson:  Original point-and-click user interface.
Smith & Wesson:  The Original Point & Click Interface.
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Smith & Wesson:  The ultimate point & click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: Original point-and-click user interface.
Smith & Wesson: The ORIGINAL point-and-click interface
Smith & Wesson: The original point & click interface
Smith & Wesson: The ultimate point & click user interface...
Smith & Wesson: original point-and-click user interface
Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.
Smith & Wesson: the original &#8220;point and click&#8221; interface
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Smith Smith vs The Shadow Robots - Richard Brautigan
Smith University: Where men are men and the women are too.
Smith University: Where men are men and the women are too.
Smith and Wesson:  Faster than 911!
Smith and Wesson:  The original point and click interface.
Smith's Fourth Law of Inertia:  A body at rest tends to watch television
Smith's Law: No real problem has a solution.
Smith's fix it Law: drilled holes will be 1/2 mm too big. Said holes, the right size will be in the wrong place
Smith, Smith, Booty, Bland & Grey - Tom
Smithers who is that man?
Smmeeeeeeggggggg heeeeaaaaaadddddd! - Kryten
Smog makes haze while the sun shines.
Smoke Detector, n. - Small, shrill device to announce when dinner is ready
Smoke Detectors - Don't live home without one
Smoke Detectors - Sounds for your children to LIVE by!
Smoke Detectors -- Sounds to Live By.
Smoke Makes me SICK as a dog
Smoke Me A Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. - Rimmer
Smoke SPAM in a bong./I did it once, now I wear/blue metal jew'lry
Smoke a cigarette and lie some more, conversations kill
Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned.
Smoke a duck? Sure but aren't they hard to light?
Smoke a friend today.
Smoke a herring?  OK, but aren't they hard to light?
Smoke after sex? I'm never finished.
Smoke chicken?  I can't even keep the damn things lit.
Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate
Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate.  Clinocchio!
Smoke dynamite, and really blow your mind
Smoke em if you got em
Smoke fish?  I can't even keep the damn things lit.
Smoke fish? ........They're tough to get lit
Smoke folly and tease the grave.
Smoke in Congress... Maybe the incumbents will get cancer and die!
Smoke indicates you have passed max performance
Smoke may indicate you exceeded maximum performance.
Smoke may indicate you have exceeded my attention span!
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast
Smoke me a kipper ! I'll be back by breakfast ! - Ace Rimmer
Smoke me a kipper !.."what a guy" - Ace Rimmer visits Red Dwarf
Smoke me a kipper & I'll be back for breakfast Ace, Red Dwarf
Smoke me a kipper -- I'll be back for breakfast!
Smoke me a kipper -- I'll be back for breakfast!  -- Ace Rimmer
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for bneakfast
Smoke me a kipper, can you do that?  I'll be back for breakfast.
Smoke me a kipper...I'll be back for breakfast...Ace Rimmer
Smoke me a kipper...can you do that? - Ace
Smoke my skin cigar!
Smoke on the Water.  Fire in the Sky.  Fruit of the Loom.
Smoke on the Weirdo - Tom sings about the Master
Smoke on the water--fire in the sky... - Deep Purple
Smoke on the water... A fire in the sky!
Smoke pot with the seabirds:  leave no tern unstoned.
Smoke:  What comes after sex.
Smoked pot with the seabirds: left no tern unstoned.
Smoker's Cough - By Nick O'Teen
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen*
Smoker: Thank-you for holding your breath while I smoke.
Smokers - helping to keep lung cancer research alive!
Smokers are people who puff on cigarettes, cigars, and steps
Smokers kill.
Smokers of the world IGNITE!!!
Smokers: They're a dying breed.
Smokey the Bear says strip mining prevents forest fires
Smokey the Borg: "Only you can be assimilated..."
Smokin'! - The Mask
Smoking                    |                  Non-Smoking
Smoking  sections  in restaurants are like urinating  sections  in pools
Smoking DSZ Docs Can Be Hazardous To Your Health !
Smoking IS hazardous.....check with the pigs at the BBQ.
Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts
Smoking cure weight problems...eventually
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually... - Steven Wright
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually...s.w
Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... - Steve Wright
Smoking eventually cures itself.
Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time
Smoking in someone else's car can get you in trouble.
Smoking in someone else's car can get you in trouble.
Smoking is a bad habit. My species gave it up centuies ago. Paris
Smoking is a choice. Breathing is a necessity
Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
Smoking is a leading cause of statistics.  F. Knebel
Smoking is not a bad habit. It's a style.
Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.    -- Fletcher Knebel
Smoking is one way... to bury all of your dreams
Smoking is proven to be the leading cause of statistics.
Smoking is slow suicide.
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics
Smoking is the major cause of being broke.
Smoking is the major reason for being broke.
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz
Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Smoking kills. If you are killed, you have lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shield
Smoking kills?  But it CURES bacon!
Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health.
Smoking or Non? Eating or Non? Drinking or Non? Yelling o
Smoking pot can lead to....Uhhh... I forget.
Smoking si a major contributer to tax funds.
Smoking the HEART of all EVIL in Humans!
Smoking these Taglines could be hazardous to your health
Smoking zones in restaurants are like peeing zones in pools
Smoking's a great way of asserting your independence-Crow
Smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed, but not..thingy
Smoking- one of the leading causes of statistics
Smoking- think of it as evolution in action
Smoldering slothdung!
Smooth move you pyro, you nearly melted my boots! - Sailor Jupiter
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors-African Proverb
Smooth seas never made a good sailor.
Smooth-chested men leave me clammy.      - Bloom County
Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking
Smoreplay:  What Smurfs do before they Smuck.
SmorgasBORG: All you can assimilate for $4.99
SmorgasBorg - all you can assimilate
Smorgasbord: All you can assimilate
Smorgasborg - all you can assimilate.
Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
Smudge: Fudge mixed with smores
Smug mode! -- Kryten
Smuggled Cigarettes.. Make Mohawk.. Smoke Signals.
Smuggler, n. - A contrabandito
Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!  -- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office
Smuggy the Boot Black, which of course, is my part - Crow T. Robot
Smugly Canadian, and proud of it.
Smurf 'put down'...Smuck You !
Smurf Sex   Screwing until you're blue in the face
Smurf Sex, making love until you are blue in the face.
Smurf Sex: @#$%ing 'til you're blue in the face
Smurf exterminator.
Smurf sex...DO IT till you're blue in the face
Smurf sex: Making love until you're blue in the face!
Smurf sex:F*** til you're blue in the face.
Smurf's social disease: Smurpes.
Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat
Smurfin' the Bluewave
Smurfs Spotted! Activating Magic Missile Wand!
Smurfs are baby Gamelons
Smurfs are blue, mumins are white
Smurfs do it 'til they're blue in the face!
Smurfs have sex 'til they're blue in the face.
Smurfs spotted . . . Activating Wand of Magic Missile
Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand...
Smurfs suffer from the blues!
Smurfs: Illegitimate children of the Jolly Green Giant.
Smurfs: The illegitimate children of.....@FN@!!!
Smurfs? Please tell me I'm in the wrong conference!
Smurfus Smurf-Me Chain! Sailor Smurfus
Smut, how can we help you? - Tom Servo as man answers phone
Smypathy is wasted on my hollow shell
SnApple...computer juice.
Snackmosphere - The 95% air inside bags of potato chips
Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the cru
Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the crust first,etc)
Snacktivity, n. - Any amusing table passtime
Snacktivity: Any amusing table pastime. (eating the crust first,etc).
Snactionals - The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom o
Snactionals - The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom of the cookies
Snag my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking!
Snagged recipes - 'R - Us
Snaging Recipes is the main reason *any* of us are here
Snaging Recipes, eh?  Book `em for "Grand Theft Motto"
Snaging recipes is an addictive hobby
Snaging recipes, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto."
Snail's pace:  .00758 mph
Snak-y go down da hoooollle. - Baby Plucky (Animaniacs)
Snake Pliskin?  I thought you were dead!
Snake Plisskin?! I thought you were DEAD!
Snake: A pet with a 2-inch head and a six-foot tail.
Snakes DO IT in the grass.
Snakes Of The World  - By Anna Conda
Snakes are just sexy creatures with bad biblical reputations
Snakes do it in the grass.
Snakes don't bite lawyers out of professional courtesy.
Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
Snakes don't wear vests because they have no arms
Snakes have no arms, thats why they don't wear vests.
Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests. -- Steven Wright
Snakes hungry?  I've got a poodle for free     {EG}
Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
Snakes!  Snakes everywhere!
Snakes, as you know, live in deathly fear of...tile
Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes? -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? -- Indy
Snakes? I hate snakes! (unkown archaeologist)
Snap crackle push pop Snap Crack OOPS gimme another CPU.
Snap dad's bra?! - Mike
Snap his hinder with it - Mike on wet towel
Snap it up, flash away, steal a camel for a day.
Snap must have a UPS.  ("I Got The Power!")
Snap out of it, man!  Here comes Captain Stimpy!
Snap out of it. Start acting like men! - Kirk
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
Snap your finger - Stop the world!
Snap! Crackel! Pop!.... Cereal line noise
Snap, Crackel, and Pop murdered - Cereal Killer still at large!
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected, News at 11.
Snap, Crackle, Pop - Cereal Line Noise
Snap, Crackle, Pop ....Darn I hope that was a fuse
Snap, Crackle, Pop Dead! Cereal Killer Suspected!
Snap, crack, bushawhack.  Tie another one to the rack, baby
Snap, crackle, push, pop
Snap..klik!        Gotch ya!
Snapoutofit.com not responding! (Abort, Retry, Fail!)?
Snapple - The official softdrink of the EIB network.
Snapple? - Jerry    No thanks. - Marla   Go on. - Jerry
Snappy comeback: Stop it, butt-hole
Snappy sez: Throw a party for liberals, inside a volcano
Snappy!! I like it, I like it, I like it!!.
Snatch kisses when young, vice versa when older.
Snausages!
Sneak some frosting off a cake
Sneak. Sneak. Sneak - Joel as weasly guy eavesdrops
Sneaky of you, smacking me on the head and dressing me like a walnut
Sneding, v.: to snatch taglines and pile them up on a sled
Sneezing:  Much achoo about nothing.
Snicker at _me_, willya? Ha! The Prophets will get you! -Anna Steven
Snicker-Snag him! - Joel
Snickers!  The Candy Bar With A Sense Of Humor!
Snickers: they're not just for breakfast anymore.
Snidge:  A dieter who sneaks to the refrigerator at night
Snif, what IS that SMELL???
Sniff, Sniff... Do I smell smoke???
Sniff, sniff... Awright, who Farfenugened?
Sniff...Whazat?! Zat's coffee! - Garfield
Sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I find green
Sniffsniffcoughcoughsniffaaaaaa-choo! .....ugh....
Sniglet - Any word which should be in the dictionary but isn't
Snip..Snip..&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;SNATCH&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; Tagline Thieves United
Snipers DO IT with a bang
Snipers do it with a bang.
Snitch Found (Deny, Hide or Pay him $40,000,000) D/H/P ?
Snively Whiplash had rotten-to-the-core-gasms
Snobs DO IT better than you
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
Snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB
Snoop Sisters, the Early Days - Tom
Snoop, Road Kill, Fuzzball, Brain Dead:  Who cares.  Same cat.
Snoopers welcome!  Anything you want to share welcome!
Snoopers welcome!  Feel free to provide comments & relatives!
Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from
Snoring - Sheet music
Snoring:  sheet music.
Snorkel:  A cross between a snore and a chuckle
Snorkelers just look.  Divers go down.
Snorkelling goggles with windscreen wipers.
Snorting My Way To Heaven             By Angel Dust
Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust*
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
Snot is the original rubber cement
Snotty beamed me twice last night... and it was *wonderful*
Snotty, Beam Him Down!
Snouts & Knuckles - Mike
Snow - God's payback for "original sin."
Snow Bunny says Hi to all you wascally wabbits out there.
Snow Day - stay home
Snow King can damage your Elf.
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves
Snow White never could get enough of Seven-Up.       (Els Ergo)
Snow White was a hooker!
Snow White:  "I wanted 7 inches, but not one at a time"
Snow and adolescence are problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough
Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens
Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens- Tori Amos
Snow can wait; I forgot my mittens.
Snow falling around me like angels in flight
Snow goons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR! - Calvin
Snow is Gods way of telling us to take a day off
Snow is for penguins and polar bears. -- Floridian Proverb
Snow is nature's way of telling folks to come to Florida!
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
Snow-plow operators always get the drift!
Snow? I don't want it, You can have it, it's too cold for me!
Snow? You can have it! I want SUNSHINE... Lots of it!!!
Snowball.. You must help us! - Brain
Snowball?! - Brain
Snowbank: An Eskimo lending institution.
Snowboarding is for those who feel that skiing's not lethal enough.
Snowgoons on the horizon... Hobbes, load the CALVINATOR!
Snowmen arrive unassembled.....
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Snozzelberry?  Who ever heard of a snozzelberry?
Snub judice: scofflaw.
Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebu
Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebunnies Snugglebu- Bloom County
So  Red  Ribbons  Help  Cure  Aids?   Give  Me  A  Break!
So 'DSBBPTSS's explanaition was too big for a tagline
So *this* is martinizing? -- Mike Nelson
So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab
So -- what are you wearing?
So -- what was the greatest thing BEFORE canned beer?
So ... where's the keyboard for this "book" thing?
So @FROM@, put your taglines online!
So @TOFIRST@, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira
So Billy, does your dog ever rub up and down on your leg?
So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
So C'mon, let's SEE a sysop with a suntan!
So CUTE when you're righteous!
So Carol, you're a housewife and mother.  And have you got any children?
So Davey says to Alan "lets look up Tim and have a race!"
So Edna, you loathsome little fairy maggot, how are you? -King's Ghost
So FORMAT C: /AUTOTEST gets me 20% more disk space? Cool!
So Far So Good So What?
So Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?  Frosty, where are you?
So Hard It Scares The Cat.  &lt;mrrrow&gt;  - Anna Steven
So I Pulled On Her Hair, Got Her Legs In The Air, And Asked If She Had Any Cooties In There - Zappa
So I am an invertebrate punster. So slug me
So I am an invertebrate punster. So slug me
So I am here to apprehend him? - Worf
So I am told... but the reason is uncertain.  ;-}
So I can take a deep breath and hold it?
So I didn't just clobber him. I blew him to a million pieces!-Slappy
So I don't feel alone, or the weight of the stone -Floyd
So I dub thee unforgiven... -Metallica
So I exercise regularly to keep the body supple
So I forgot about the gem, gime a break! - Ryoko
So I guess that it's also not 'talking to me' then?
So I guess that makes me a sellout. Brynner
So I hit him upside da cranium with that aluminum baseball bat
So I loooose it! I SNAAAAAP!--The Champ
So I missed one stupid inflection... FIREBALL me to death!
So I murdered an axe marrier
So I quit the police department and got myself a steady job
So I said 'be fruitful and multiply' without implying a partner
So I said to my boyfriend, "Don't be a fool! We'll take the million!"
So I said to my girl with the glass eye, "Crystal"
So I said to my one-legged girlfriend, "Peg"
So I said to my wife, "Don't be a fool!  We'll take the million!!!"
So I said to myself, "Self," I said
So I see no other alternative...but to let you go. Janeway
So I sing you to sleep, after the lovin'.
So I sprayed it with Raid.. now my disk drive's ruined!
So I spy on her, I lie to her, I make promises I cannot keep -Floyd
So I stuck my fingers in and FPUUFFF!!! a big 'Purple Haze'!
So I swung my Modem +14400, +28800 vs. V.42 creatures.
So I take it he's spongeworthy? - Seinfeld    Oh, yeah. - Elaine
So I thought to myself
So I told a fib ....big deal &lt;g&gt;
So I told a fib ....big deal <g>
So I took the liberty of spicing it up a bit. Neelix
So I used the Force... I picked up a box... I lifted some rocks
So I walk up on high, and I step to the edge. - Collective Soul
So I walked up on high, and I stepped to the edge to see my world below. --Collective Soul
So I want to kill this waitress
So I want to kill this waitress --Tori Amos
So I want to kill this waitress.
So I will play the role they would have me play -- Spock
So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica.
So I'll remove the cause, but NOT the symptom! --RHPS
So I'll remove the cause. But not the symptom
So I'll remove the cause... But not the symptom! - Dr. Frank
So I'm a good guy? Yeah. You're a *damned* good guy!
So I'm an elitist. So what?
So I'm an idiot sometimes.  Keeps people on their toes.
So I'm flip-flopping. I say let the boy stay down there. - Quimby
So I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather B modeming in the dark!
So I'm not schizo anymore. But where am I now that I need me?
So I'm off topic! What are ya gonna do abou%#$^NO CARRIER
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains -Zep
So I'm quibbling.  So sue me.
So I'm ugly.  So what?  I never saw anyone hit with his face. -- Yogi Berra
So I've made some mistakes. Nog
So I've sat and I've watched an ice-age thaw.  Are you the one that I've been waiting for? - Nick Cave
So I, um... _arranged_ for you to come out here. - Q
So Kilrah has an Achilles' heel... - Eisen
So Ladies, Fish, & Gentlemen...hear my refrain.
So Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen...hear my refrain. --BOC.
So Lister can understand it. - Rimmer Oh dear... - Holly
So Lone Star - I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
So Long and Thanks for all the Fish - deus ex machina
So Many Messages -- So Little Time online....
So Many Messages!.............So Little Time!
So Many Toys. So little Money!
So Miss Vale... another rooster in the henhouse... - The Joker
So Misson:  Fraidy Cat comes to a close. -- Tom Servo
So Mr. Peeper's a heroin dealer? - Mike
So Much Stuff... So Little Memory!
So Old -Her birthday cake has been declared a fire hazard.
So Old -Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
So Orville used the following tagline:
So Orville, you like Bajoran girls, huh? --Kira.
So Orwell was off by ten years: anyone can make a mistake
So Quark, I heard you had some problems with the Klingons... - Odo
So Sioux me.
So Smart Are You! Well I'll tell ya, He's Only Mostly Dead.
So THAT'S what one hand clapping sounds like
So THAT'S where babies come from?(FAINT)-Wesley's 1st hot date
So THAT's where the next letter will appear, said Tom after a cursory
So THIS is what "Kingdom Come" looks like! - Tick, blasted into past
So Tick, you like the taste of flower power? - El Seed to Tick
So WHY in HELL does the FBI have an office in MOSCOW?
So What's yer Point?
So YOU are the one snaging all my Recipes, Brian!!!
So YOU are the one stealing all my Taglines, Bob!!!
So You Maggot's Wan't To Guard The President? - Big Butt
So `yes' is the answer - but what is the QUESTION?!
So a few people won't get letters, Boo Hoo.
So all we gotta do now is nuke Kilrah... - Flash
So arise to Your rest and be blessed/By our praise
So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow
So basically she's gone away because she got sick of EchoMail or what?
So be it
So be it Jedi...if you will not be turned...you will be destroyed
So be it, Jedi
So be it.  Come, Patsy
So be it.  Come, Patsy. -- King Arthur
So beautiful, her name was Wong. She appealed to the chink in my armour.
So boring, his dreams have Muzak
So bring Grandma, and enjoy! - Crow on PULP FICTION
So bye now. Ok, bye. Nothing. Goodbye now. Fine, bye -Tom
So c'mon, let's SEE a sysop with a suntan!
So call it paranoia, I don't see it that way.
So called necessity is the EXCUSE for infringement of freedom
So castles made of sand fall into the sea eventually - Hendrix
So certain are you, yes? - Yoda
So certain are you. - Yoda
So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say? - Yoda
So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle. -- Surrealist Compliment Generator
So cheap, before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
So cheer up, Thorin and company! - Gandalf
So clean yourself in alphabetical order! - Crow T. Robot
So close to finding freedom, then the guard calls my name
So close, no matter how far... -Metallica
So cold the cows gave ice cream.
So come and shake some apples from my tree.
So come here Chewie, you sexy Wookiee
So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind!
So did did they. Kirk
So did their parents; it didn't save them. - Crusher
So did you just quit, or did Fido eat my messages?
So did you pop your block? -- Darryl Sharman
So dim that his psychic carries a flashlight.
So do you think you can tell heaven from hell?
So does anyone use goto in Ada? -- Dan Glastonbury
So dress a little dangerous and modify your walk.
So dry & yet so wet.
So dry &amp; yet so wet
So dull and pointless, you'd swear it was a V'Ger episode
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was a IMHO review.
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was a TNG episode
So dull and pointless, you'd think it was an IMHO review.
So dumb they couldn't drive a nail in a snowbank.
So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him
So dumb, he faxes face up
So dumb, his dog teaches him tricks
So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it
So easy a child can do it. (Child not included.).
So easy a child can do it. Child sold separately.
So eat MYSTOS and live a super long life! - Crow sings
So eat my dimples! - Crow
So eat my dimples! -- Crow T. Robot
So either I was saved by God or a horse. -- Miguel (Spider-Man)
So ends another intelligent comment from an outstanding human being.
So ends one of the strangest bouts of 2 A.M. Tagline cut and paste
So essential did I consider an Index to be to every book... Campbell
So essentially, you chose soup over a woman?  It was a bisque.SEINFELD
So euphoric was I, that I yielded to her every desire. - Louis
So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom
So exactly what kind of fundraisers does the Church of Satan have?
So fair a foul I have never seen.
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. -- Bertrand Russell
So far into the hills, even Episcopalians handle snakes
So far they haven't given us anything to eat or drink. - Sheridan
So far, I'm not crazy about it.
So far, I've had no complaints
So far, nobody has ever wanted to ride the Unicorn twice
So far, so good, so what?
So fat that people jump over him rather than go around.
So fat when he sat around the house he sat *around* the house.
So fat, people jump over him rather than go around
So few girls knew this was an option - Mike on wrestling
So few girls knew this was an option... -- Mike Nelson
So few poets, so many commercials
So free we seem, so fettered fast we are! -- Browning
So give me a sign that a lover makes
So go ahead and do what ya gotta do.
So go on and pour yourself some wine.
So go out, so go out, so go out and do the mud shark baby
So good it's better than itself.
So good of you to come back... -- Nailnose
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone -Floyd
So have some taglines with STOP in them:
So he can go on playing, can he?
So he said it's me or the BBS. I'm gonna miss him!
So he says to his friend, "lets look up @TO@ and have a race!"
So he says to the Shapeshifter waitress, "Keep the change."
So he took a razor and shaved it off !@#$^&$  NO HAIRIER
So he was actually getting better? - Mulder
So help me, I'll (FFFT) mow ya down!--Charlie McCarthy
So help me, I'll rape you.  So rape me, I'll help you.
So her brother says, "I heard you lost your Himem.sys"
So here I sit, my heart in hand, two pieces made of stone; A frozen lake my only friend, will I always be alone?
So here we are, victims of mathematics.. - Londo Mollari
So hit it! -- Yakko
So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
So hot, so cold, so far so out of control... - TSoM
So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
So how DO they get lead in a pencil?
So how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
So how DO you plant seedless grapes???
So how come March gets an airforce base and February or April doesn't?
So how come _viruses_ don't make ya read docs?
So how come `forehead' here gets all the dialog? -- Tom Servo
So how comes March gets an airforce base and February or April doesn't?
So how do they get Teflon to stick to pans ??
So how does this further the game of tennis? - Mike
So how does this further the plot? - Tom
So how long have you been working at a cat house?
So how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So how long, exactly, have you had the delusion that you were a cook?
So how many points do I get on my cooking license?
So how much *will* it cost to have me turned to sto--
So how much does this "free" market really cost?
So how we gonna ditch the dodo? - Nala
So if it's the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
So if she weighs the same as a duck
So if ya meet me have some courtesy and some taste...or I'll lay your soul to waste
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised.
So if you wanna hear evil, come a little bit close. --Danzig
So if you're a dragon, prove it
So if you're a dragon, prove it. &lt;WHOOOMP&gt;
So improbable we almost didn't check it. - McCoy
So in the dark we hide the heart that bleeds, And wait, and tend our agonizing seeds. - Countee Cullen
So in the end...everyone's happy.
So instead, we'll act like Cardassians?! - Kira
So is his name Cheese steak or Colossus? - Crow
So is it funny now?  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
So is it raining in your bedroom?
So is standing in front of a speeding snow-mobile - Crow
So is this like where we share taglines ?
So it begins. The Doctor
So it ends?
So it goes from God, to Jerry, to you...to the cleaners. -Real Genius
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
So it looks like tar. It can't be that bad. - Jalapeno
So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
So it was an accident? - Keiko
So it works out then? - Lister Eventually. - Kochanski
So it's acually possible to alter somebody's dreams? - Mulder
So it's come to this, huh? - TV's Frank
So it's martial law in Rat's Ass, Missouri - Crow T. Robot
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So it's not Christmas; I'm going Carol-ing anyway
So it's not the finely detailed insanity you expect from me. - Mulder
So it's true! Some cartoons DO encourage violence! - Lisa Simpson
So it's your birthday. Big deal!!
So just sit back and relax.  You'll laugh till you collapse!
So just tell me to 'Shut up Wesley!', and I will - Wesley
So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
So just when _did_ you run out of ammunition?
So just when is Win 95 going to be released???
So leave a message at the tone
So leave a tender moment alone. - Billy Joel
So leave your name and number as we're just about to close
So let it be spitten .... so let it be gum.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
So let the party and the sounds rock on
So let your bullets fly like rain
So let's blow this pop stand-Dan
So little money, so much time
So little time, and so little to do. --Oscar Levant
So little time, so many messages.
So little to say and so much time to say it!
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip
So lock on to my signal and BEAM DOWN NOW!
So lock on to my signal, and BEAM ON DOWN! -- Star Trek Salesman
So long - and thanks for all the fish
So long and thanks for all the squid
So long and thanks for all the typos !!!!
So long since I've had sex, I forget who gets tied up!
So long! And thanks for all the fish!
So long, Chinese lanterns - Tom on cheesy multiple moons
So long, Quark. - Riker
So long, Superman.  Your secret identity is safe with me!
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So long, and thanks for all the fish. - The Dolphins
So long, and thanks for all the ice cream!
So long, and thanks for all the recipes
So long, and thanks for all the taglines
So long, build tanks for all the fish
So long, you corn shuckin' suckers! - Mike to farm kids
So long, you corn shuckin' suckers! -- Mike Nelson
So look into my face Marie-Claire and remember just who you are. Then go and forget me forever! - Peter Sarstedt
So look out, mister!
So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane
So many BBSs, so little time!
So many Bruins...SO few bullets!
So many Ferengis, SO little time --Kira, with chainsaw
So many Ferengis, so little time -- Kira
So many Ferengis...so LITTLE time ..- Kira, w/ Chainsaw
So many Fundamentalists, so few lions
So many Jerks, so few bullets
So many Migs...not enough missiles
So many Nymphs, so little time.  -Pan
So many Recipes, so little time.
So many Rikers to choose from....  Troi
So many Rime conferences, so little time.
So many Taglines {yum!} Now, I'll just {*DELETE*} *AARRGGHH*!!
So many Taglines, so little hard drive space
So many True things are so completely ridiculous
So many ancestors, so little time.
So many ancestors...so little time!
So many asanine new laws, I can't remember them ... is that illegal ?
So many beautiful women and so little time. -- John Barrymore
So many big problems, so many little minds
So many books, so little time &lt;sigh&gt;.
So many books, so little time.
So many bytes, so few cps.
So many cats... so few bullets
So many checks, so little money.
So many choices, so little baud.
So many conferences, so little time
So many congressmen......SO FEW BULLETS!!
So many credit hours, so little time. - Kevin Yochum
So many damsels, so little time
So many decision...caught between darkness and light. -RUSH
So many dupes, so little time - Danny Della Paolera
So many dynamos.                 The palindromic  pig
So many echoes, so little time!!
So many festivals, so little cash.
So many fishes, but no one for me!
So many fools, so little time.  &lt;Foolkiller&gt;
So many fools, so little time.  <Foolkiller>
So many fundies, so few bullets.
So many games, so little time
So many gardens, so little Thyme
So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs.--Ella Wheeler Wilcox, poet -1850-1919  
So many idiots, so few bullets.
So many idiots, so few bullets.
So many idiots, so few comets
So many idiots... too few flame-throwers
So many jerks, so few bullets.
So many jerks, so little ammunition.
So many lawyers ... so few bullets!
So many lawyers, so few bullets.
So many lawyers... So little Rope!
So many liberals... too few flame-throwers
So many men, so few bullets.
So many men, so few straight.
So many men, so little time. - Mae West
So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
So many men, so many women, too much virus to go around.
So many men... so few brains. - Ronald-Ann
So many men; so little time
So many messages ... So little time left.
So many messages!.............so little time!
So many messages, so little time
So many messages...so little time. Break out SLMR!
So many messages...so little time. Break out SLMR!
So many moderator gods, so few bullets.
So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets.
So many moderators, so few bullets.
So many needy people, so little time. Zek
So many networks, so little time.
So many off topic posters, so few bullets
So many on-topic posters, SO few bullets.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
So many pedestrians...SO little time....
So many pithy thoughts, so few tagline characters!
So many programs....so little time
So many puns, so little time
So many readers.....so little time
So many recipes  so little thyme!
So many recipes, so few cats
So many relatives, so little time. 
So many stupid people, SO few bullets.
So many stupid people... so few comets.
So many systems...  So little time!
So many taglines, so little time
So many taglines, so little time to steal them all
So many taglines, so little time.
So many taglines,.....so few t-shirts to print them on
So many taglines... so little disk space
So many targets, and so little time. - Tol Sivron
So many targets.......... And so little time
So many things to remember; so few brain cells left!
So many things to see and people to do
So many things to tell her, but how to make her see--Simba
So many things....so little disposible income!
So many threats and fears, so many wasted years, till my life became my own.
So many toys, so little time
So many versions, so little money
So many women tennis players wish they were THAT guy -Tom
So many women, so little charisma.
So many women, so little time - but go ahead, take a numb
So many women.  So little cooperation
So many women; so little nerve
So many women; so little time!
So many words, so little space
So maybe Thomas Jefferson wasn't born in your backyard? - Tori Amos
So men can understand them
So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed. (Acts 19:20)
So mine's old.  Is /yours/ a collectors item?
So mote it be!
So much Work, so little Time; let's go get a beer.
So much anime, so little money
So much blood from one little hole - Trent Reznor
So much data . . . . {sigh} . . .  so little CPU!
So much excellent software, so little time
So much food; so little time!
So much for Christian tolerance
So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip reading.
So much for `Watching'." - Duncan MacLeod
So much for `Watching'... - MacLeod
So much for blissful anonimity. -- Quinn Mallory
So much for changing the world! Now where's the TV guide?
So much for global warming -- Rita
So much for global warming.  Rita, Animaniacs
So much for global warming... - Rita
So much for non-involvement. -- Rembrandt Brown
So much for reason. - Odo
So much for sex appeal. - Catwoman
So much for simple intuition.  Got any math?
So much for the Dominion. - Enabran Tain
So much for the Dominion. Open fire! Tain
So much for the elevator music. -- Johhny Fever
So much for the guard dog. --Hercules
So much for the little training cruise.
So much for the wisdom of even the wisest human beings. - Vonnegut
So much for your soapbox.  ;-)
So much fuel, to many bogeys, so few missiles.
So much fun, there should be a law against it.
So much has happened. Where do you begin? - Mulder
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself. - Francois Rabelais
So much less reputable, so much more fraught
So much mail, so little time.
So much music, so little money.
So much problems, but some are solved :-))
So much they talk'd, so very little said.   - Churchill
So much they talked, so very little said.
So much time, and so little to do.
So much time, so little to do. Strike that and reverse it, thank you.
So much time, so little to do... Strike that & reverse it
So much time, so little to doStrike that and reverse it, thank you.
So much time............ so little to do.
So much to do, so little time. - The Joker
So much to fit in, and so little space.
So much to grok, so little thyme to flavor it.
So much to learn, so little time.
So much work and so few women to do it!
So much work, so little time. Lets go get a beer!
So much wrong could religion induce. -- Lucretius
So much... for the single bullet theory. - The Crow
So muchfor the single bullet theory. -- Eric Draven
So muddy they have to jack up the cows to milk them.
So my finny friend, we find once again that slime does not pay! -Tick
So naive... So simple... Did you know this simple one? - Bowser
So naturally when I'm lonely I think of you. - Uhura
So now I am left with the same choice you made. - Janeway
So now I am torn between great service or a great itinerary.
So now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive
So now it ends
So now it ends. - The Kurgan
So now we're chasing ghosts? - DS  Who you gonna call? - FM  3x19
So now you take the same perverse pleasure in doing it to ME!-Bashir
So now you're improvising. Teriffic. Sheridan
So now, I can get `em to you!
So now, I can get `em to you! &lt;BG&gt;
So obviously I've gotten off-track ... where?
So often fragile power turns to scorn and ridicule
So open minded, his brain fell out
So painful being a crappy special effect! - Crow as Giant
So perfect, you'd think he came packaged in styrofoam
So play nice. -- Woody
So ple-e-e-ease, love me do. - Lennon/McCartney
So please, don't tell me to can it
So politicians are undead? Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
So put him in your skip filter, or just ignore him. -- Patrick Long
So put the gun away
So quake with fear, you tiny fools!  -- Frank N. Furter
So rare and so exciting, I only hope this love we found can last
So remember!  Put on a happy face! - The Joker
So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought
So rested he by the family tree, and stood awhile in thought
So right before you die you can be calculating, 'So this is a Bessel function...' --alluding to Poe
So ripe in your confusion.  So luscious in your pain. -- Frank
So roost awhile
So round, so firm, so fully packed
So round. So firm. So fully packed - Mike as girl smokes
So seek the wolf in thyself!- Metallica
So shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So she decided to die - Hendix
So she said it was either her or the FidoNet
So she said it was either her or the ham radio....OVER
So she told me it's either her or the cat.  Nice kitty
So she'd have to actually turn the knob to get out? -- Crow
So she's NOT a unitarian? - Crow on waitress
So shines a good deed in a weary world.    Willy Wonka
So shoot me!
So short she had to stand up to put on her socks.
So shy is a good deed in a weary world - Willy Wonka
So signal all the children...  Send a message calling to the wild!
So simple a child can assemble it. [Child NOT included..]
So simple a child could do it ... go find me a child.
So simple a child could do it... GO FIND ME A CHILD!
So simple a child could do it... go find me a child.
So simple that even an adult can use it!
So simple, a Kid could do it.  Kid sold seperately.
So simple, a child could do it!  (Child sold separately)
So simple, even a child prodigy can operate it
So slow he has to speed up to stop.
So soon old, so late smart
So sorry I'm not crunchy and don't go well with brie.  - Epithet
So stop wearing out the emporor's new clothes...they're threadbare.
So stupid - mind readers charge you half price
So stupid - you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips
So stupid - you couldn't find your arse in the dark with both hands and a
So stupid - you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were
So stupid - you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom of the heel
So stupid - you'd get stabbed in a shootout
So stupid - your IQ test came back negative
So stupid, mind readers charge her half price.
So sure we were on something... - Tori Amos
So take a look at me now.  Well, there's just an empty space. - Phil Collins
So take off your thirsty boots and stay for a while
So take the wheel, and I will take the pedals
So take your cheatin' hands off of my red dress.
So tall he had to climb a ladder to comb his hair.
So tell me Bill Clinton, is stupidity painful?
So tell me Elvis, is there life after death?
So tell me Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
So tell me about your problems
So tell me, Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister?
So tell me, what colour is the sky on your planet?
So tell me.  Is stupidity painful?
So tell us, does it hurt much to be that stupid?
So tender you can cut *it* with a fork. - Lorena Bobbitt
So that wasn't my orgasm, but just another earthquake?
So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that? -- Hillary 
So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that? -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
So that's all there is!
So that's how you take an average, you add up all the numbers and divide by the sum
So that's it then. We're all going to die.
So that's the traditional headdress of ancient secretaries? - 3rd Rock
So that's what "FORMAT C:" does
So that's what an invisible barrier looks like!
So that's where my sweater's been. - Dolores Fuller
So that's why there are so few Java programs!  Garbage collection!
So thats how you turn it on!
So the Nun say's 10 bucks, same as in town.
So the bartender lived. Hahaha - the bartender never gets killed
So the big shot's in band, big deal! - Crow
So the class that's going on there would say 'Of course we can have both roots.' --describing the hollow earth theory (with diagrams)
So the elephant was'nt a flying trapeeze?
So the gorilla got hair. Me, I get brains. -Gallagher
So the guy with the most taglines died. Was I in his will?
So the guy without a lighter asked David Koresh
So the inflatable sheep arrived ok ?
So the one leads to the other? I should buy a workout video!-Anna S
So the pilot tested above the legal limit for alcohol consumption. Since when is there a "legal limit" for pilots?  --Jay Leno
So the plural of house is hice?
So the plural of house is hice?
So the quick brown fox knew the score - he ran like hell
So the solution is little j of l--so cute, eh? little j
So the world goes round & round with all you'll ever know.
So the zombie settled down, got himself a job - Mike
So then I said, "How do I know you're the REAL angel of death.
So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God. (Rom 8:8)
So there are actually no dilithium deposits on this planet? Kim
So there's a difference...  SO... there's a difference - FM  (3x23)
So there, thrrrrpppppp! .... Bill T. Cat
So they bonked him on the noggin & they shot him into space! - MST3K05
So they bonked him on the noggin and they shot him into space!
So they conked him on the noggin' & shot him into space!
So they didn't go in willingly. La Forge
So they have 40 minute rounds in women's wrestling - Crow
So they keep their word scrupulously. - Kirk
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to D.C.
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to New Jersey.
So they take all the credit here. McCoy on Capellan men
So they want to play rough?  Well that's fine by me. - Shai-ster
So they wanted to destroy me, do they? - Q
So they're blowing stuff up - Joel, boredly
So they're blowing stuff up... -- Joel Robinson
So things are worth the extra money... Like Coffee
So this is Jesus Christ?  I am really quite suprised!
So this is a peace offering? - Anna Steven
So this is how it all ends. Shall I expose my underbelly, sir?
So this is how it begins... -- Harry Wyckoff
So this is it, we're going to die!
So this is it, we're going to die! - Arthur Dent
So this is it, were going to die! Will you stop saying that!
So this is it.  We're going to die! - Arthur Dent
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
So this is where they make movies, Tom said studiously.
So this is where your ancestors are? Tom asked cryptically
So this is your new computer! said Tom calculatingly.
So this is your new computer!, said Orville calculatingly
So this isn't Home Sweet Home...  Adjust!
So this isn't home sweet home, ADJUST!
So this it it.  We're going to die
So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side
So this must be how Kafka Felt
So this wasn't simply a chance meeting? - Frank N. Furter
So to my old headmaster, and to anyone who cares
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 -- Prince
So uh can I get you anything? Uh, bread, water...salad-dressing? JERRY
So um do you date immature men? -Jerry   Almost exclusively...-Vanessa
So use your own as not to injure another's property
So utterly at variance is destiny with all the little plans of men-HGW
So very simple, that only a child can do it!
So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i?
So was Jeffrey Dahmer a practitioner of phagophagy?
So wash your face and for my place it'll be your case
So we can put all this behind us? - Bashir
So we could use the phasers like a spotlight. Janeway
So we crashed the gate doin' 98, I said 'Let them truckers roll 10-4!'
So we live our lives... -- Gentle Mountain
So we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite
So we're going to do nothing?! - Kira
So we're making love &lt;easy&gt;
So we're sailing for another shore where some other ladies wait.
So we're talking about thermonuclear explosion and adios, muchachos!
So we're the same height. Doctor
So weird, he's had death threats from the radical center!
So weird, it must be real life.
So were the ducks working with him? - Mike
So whaddaya wanna talk about?
So what ! Even I can resserect for a second cuming
So what *have* you been doing for the past decade? - Picard
So what ?
So what I want to know is, if you drink Coke, who's drinking Pepsi?
So what am I supposed to do now? Sheridan
So what are you waiting for, god? Your robes? Salish
So what brings you to the Big Apple? -- Lamont Cranston
So what did you say? - Kira
So what do I care if you go?
So what do we do now? - Garibaldi
So what do we do to get out? Kim
So what do we do? Do I go first? Janeway
So what do you do for a living?
So what do you expect me to do? --Winters.
So what do you make of Uncle Fester, down the street?" - Mulder
So what do you think of her, #TN#?
So what do you think of her, Orville?
So what do you think of her, YOU?
So what do you think of me, @FN@?
So what do you think of me, YOU?
So what do you think, Scully?  What's going on out there? - Mulder (FA)
So what do you want me to do? - Col. Potter
So what do you want to talk about?
So what else is new ?
So what else is new? * Talkie Toaster
So what else is new? - W. Cronkite
So what else is nude?
So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
So what happened to the first nine Malcolm movies?
So what icony thing am I, on your mail-re    ?  Or don't I rate?
So what if I am a modem junkie?
So what if I'm Borg? Can't I be assimilated?
So what if Orwell was off by ten years: anyone can make a mistake.
So what if apathy will be the downfall of mankind
So what if he's short? Walk on your knees and have fun
So what if it has bugs? Kip Compton 1993
So what if it has bugs? Phil Katz 1993
So what if tomorrow was the end of the line...  Utopia  
So what if you know karate!  I know Gun-Fu!
So what if you're a slug? It's your body I want!  Bashir
So what in 'ell am I supposed to do with all these green M&M's?
So what is it Mulder, little green men... Hounds of Hell? - Patterson
So what is it Scully, what are we dealing with? - Mulder
So what is the one way everybody knows how to skin a cat?
So what is this... the anti-Waltons? - Fox Mulder
So what makes you so interesting hmm?
So what planet have you been visiting lately?
So what the hell am I supposed to do now?  Ro
So what they are is a bunch of constipated gardeners. -- Peter David
So what was the best thing =before= sliced bread?
So what were you talking to him about? - Odo
So what you're saying is that evil spirits are a BAD thing?
So what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko.
So what!  You can still fight when yer drunk! -Major Fokker
So what'dya want - a Dan Quayle badge ? or an idiot to pi
So what's Hertz charging for "good rental tanks" Janet?
So what's so funny about my tagline?
So what's the green golfball joke?
So what's the matter with MY recipes?
So what's the matter with MY taglines?
So what's the point? Riker
So what's the recommended maximum length of a tagline?
So what's wrong with DOS ?  DEL works just fine !
So what's wrong with a little wishful thinking?
So what's your sign? Come to this galactic quadrant often? -Lady Alien
So what, I can turn the wine back into water ... psssssssss
So what, big deal
So what, you can still fight when your drunk  -Roy Fokker
So what? All our discussions are long and futile. -Gen to Danny
So whats the big brouhaha about my name in Heidi's book?
So when I die, the first thing I will see in Heaven is a score list?
So when are they going to invent cordless bungee jumping?
So when are ya gonna upgrade my valium dosage? - Don Horton
So when do we get to see the famous Poster???? - Rob J
So when does the suspense part begin? - Tom
So when we see one on the screen, we should yell "Run, DMC"?
So when you look into the sun, see all the pleasures nearly won.
So where IS that tagline CD collection?
So where did we all come from?  And stop acting like a monkey
So where does the fun part begin?
So where is that bastion of liberal tolerance Sister Souljah now?
So where were the spiders?
So where ya going to tomorrow?
So where's George Kennedy? - Crow on cheesy TV movie
So where's my popped worms? - Lord Camembert
So which is it?  Am I dead or am I bait? - Amanda
So while I was there, I tried to teach them. - Worf
So while the brilliance of youth has undoubtably faded
So who DID frame Roger Rabbit?
So who ELSE do I add to my list of total jerks?
So who are you then, Goliath's big brother!?
So who did frame Roger Rabbit?
So who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully? - FM
So who else do I add to my list of total jerks - Calvin
So who invented the pointing device?
So who is the is Vader guy, and why is he mad at *me*..?
So who moderates the damn moderator?!
So who put Spam in *your* cornflakes this morning?
So who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha? - Cartman
So who put spam in *your* cornflakes this morning?
So who's afraid of a little abstraction?
So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job
So whom ELSE do I add to my list of total jerks?
So why *does* the Vatican have lightning rods?
So why CAN'T we have the best education system in the world?
So why IS a carrot more orange than a orange?
So why did IBM go from PS/2 to PS/1???
So why didn't you save these literary gems into your tagline file?
So why does Heidi Fleiss have you 9 times in her book?
So why don't you give me the fraging data crystal. - Garibaldi
So why don't you go to your animal guide and talk it out? Seska
So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here
So why'd you bring the leafblower, Walt? -- Tom Servo
So wizards cast your spell, with no heart to do me well
So ya love cats, do ya?  Isn't there a law against doing that???
So ya thought ya might like to go to the show -Floyd
So you _are_ questioning? - Dax
So you believe no one can damage Ham & Eggs, eh?  Try eating at Mom's.
So you believe what you saw was some kind of transmission? - Picard
So you can make me cum; that doesn't make you Jesus!
So you can make me cum; that doesn't make you Jesus! -- Tori Amos
So you can't see me... no, not at all!
So you can't see me... no, not at all! - Magenta
So you come _here_ looking for a more receptive audience. - Sisko
So you compromise, you listen to Klingon opera. - Odo
So you consider yourself an airplane? Now, where's my box of stingers
So you decided to make an illegal move to get my attention! - Dax
So you die Captain & we all move up in rank! - Evil Tom
So you die Captain, and we all move up in rank! -- Evil Tom Servo
So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. Chekov
So you don't feel too close to God today?  Guess who moved.
So you don't know the way to France either - bugger
So you don't think I'm sentimental, just mental, eh?
So you don't think women are explosive??? Drop one!!!
So you fall in love and it picks you up.
So you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
So you feel you're being symbolically cast in a bad light. --Ivanova.
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts --Tori Amos
So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts.
So you got caught with a flat, well... how 'bout that? - Dr. Frank
So you got line noise, Jim. I'm a doctor not a sysop!!
So you gusy want to be cowboys, eh ? Drop your pants
So you guys wanna be Cowboys, huh? Drop your pants and let's see
So you guys wanna be cowboys? Drop your pants
So you have looked at the flight roster... - Flint
So you just, like, popped in on Troi? - Chafin
So you know they're pure. Mostly.
So you like taglines?  Okay, TAG, you're it!
So you mean it's not supposed to run at 500. Fahrenheit?
So you predict that your prediction isn't verifiable?  -P. Diehr
So you really think Morgan thinks I have a racial bias? - George
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean go getter.
So you say I'm not good in bed? - Tom as geeky guy
So you should take your plane out to dinner and a movie?
So you soured the milk! Scott
So you spend a miserable evening listening to Klingon opera. -- Odo
So you stole my tagline, don't worry we'll make more!
So you think YOUR relatives suck? - Odo to Data
So you think my singing is out of time? It makes me money! - QR
So you think that money is the root of all evil.  Have you ever asked what is the root of money? -- Ayn Rand
So you think the Pusher somehow talked him into doing this..."FM 3x17
So you think there's a serial killer at large - Scully (3x22)
So you think this is love? Your education starts today! - D. Henley
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!
So you think you might like to go to the show. - Pink Floyd
So you think you're symbolcially being cast-... in a bad light?
So you think, you could leave FIDO, don't you?
So you thought red lights & strobes marked all aviation obstructions
So you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star? 
So you wanna make a fake account he$(@%^ { NO CARRIER
So you want to become a priest - why?  Do you like little boys?
So you want to start a tagline message also
So you were maybe expecting something funny here?
So you were over Unger and Unger was under Done.
So you were there. - Worf Yes, but-- - Selan That will suffice.
So you wish Keiko were.....a man. - Bashir
So you're Mr. Bond.  I believe I'm having you in half an hour
So you're a Calvinist, huh? I like Hobbes myself
So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute
So you're a waffle man, are you? - Talkie Toaster
So you're a wheel. Know what dogs do to wheels?
So you're back.
So you're back... about time
So you're evil, huh?...Well, it's always something... - Die Fladermaus
So you're going to die.. - Homer
So you're in San Francisco Mensa, said Tom Swift homogeneously.
So you're my replacements, a dandy and a clown! BillDoc
So you're now the high priest of the Lords of Destiny. You didn't think you were going to get anything, did you?
So you're saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
So you're telling me this is the 24th-century, and I'm dead? - Kirk
So you're working for the good guys, and we ain't? M.M.
So you've been challenged. How to get ready for a fight to the death
So you've come to dissuade me from my horrific plan. Soran
So you've decided to steal cable.. - Marge
So you've ruined your life.. - Marge
So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams
So your answer is still no? - Sisko
So your mother's got herself a boyfriend. --Iolus to Hercules
So your name is 'Unknown Sample.' Kira
So your official cause of death is tooth decay? Sheriff Buck
So!  Not and end, but the end of the beginning! - Walter
So! Do you live around here often?
So! Just what part of NO don't you understand?
So's having your eyeballs spooned out and served on toast. - Garibaldi
So's many pithy doughts, so's few tagline characters.  Yo' Man!!
So's your girlfriend, @$$#0[&!
So's your old man!- Atque vetulus tuus!
So, 'Nat'ralists observe, a Flea Hath smaller Fleas that on him prey, And these have smaller Fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum
So, @FN@, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear? -- Dr. Forrester
So, @TO@, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So, @TOFIRST@, what size jumpsuit do you wear? -- Dr. Forrester
So, Ambassador Petri is going to recover. That is too bad. Elaan
So, Bandit, what are your intensions towards my daughter?
So, Bill, how DID you explain Gennifer to the President??
So, Bill, what does the President think of this lawsuit??
So, Bill, what's a UAE going to be called NEXT version?
So, Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
So, Clinton's going to be on the 3 dollar bill?
So, Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.  -Riker
So, Dave, I says ta her, I says...Dave, you listening? - HAL
So, Fish Guy, do you really have all the powers of a fish? - The Mask
So, Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?  Frosty?
So, Frosty, how was the hot chocolate?...Frosty, where are you?
So, Grace...I like a woman who does dirty work. - Der Fladermous, Tick
So, I built a second one!  *That* sank into the swamp.
So, I can't add anything to what was posted here. Perhaps you can?
So, I hear you're into molinology
So, I need your answer, Captain, and I need it now. - Hague
So, I'll take my rage & box it up! - Gyspy
So, I'm *not* a vampire, Tom reflected.
So, I'm blonde, at least I'm not bald!!
So, I'm leaving Las Vegas today
So, I'm paranoid. Don't mean they ain't out to get me!
So, Mike, where's THE ATOMIC BRAIN?
So, Mike.  What size jumpsuit do you wear?
So, Mr. Gates, when was the last time you wrote code yourself?
So, Mrs. Kennedy, other than that, what did you think of Dallas?
So, Orwell was off by ten years. No one's perfect
So, Two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism. - E. M. Forster
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, Who thought up recipes, Anyway??
So, YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!!
So, a buck is a dollar and dough is money. Why are deer called a buck and a doe? Does this mean we should call our loose change fawns?   
So, abducted by space aliens, huh? Well, let the probing BEGIN! - Tick
So, abducted by space aliens, huh? Well, let the probing BEGIN! - Tick
So, animals can sense evil. - Ace Ventura
So, are Cheerios really just donut seeds ???
So, are ya all 'Trekkies' like me?  -- D. Letterman
So, are you saying we should pay more attention to the MOVIES?
So, are you two, like, boyfriend and girlfriend?
So, are your dads bean eating alcoholics, too - Mike
So, dad was a delusional psychotic - Crow
So, did you get that Toma part? - Tom as has been actor
So, do I pass? - Franklin
So, do the Jesuits carry guns, too? - Mike
So, do true vegetarians refuse to eat animal crackers?
So, do you get any holidays in that evil society of yours? - Molly
So, do you live around here often?
So, do you live around here often? - S. Wright
So, do you live around here often? s.w
So, do you live around here often?  Steven Wright
So, do you want to talk about it? La Forge to Data
So, do you wash your crow before eating?
So, does that make me Dex-Three? -- Dex-Three, WTNE
So, fix it now, or wait and see what happens. Your choice.
So, get on your bad motorscooter and ride
So, have the three of you been..talking about me? Riker
So, have you given any more thought to a name? -- Kes
So, have you seen my chests? - Mike as trampy girl
So, here in Twin Peaks, health and industry go hand-in-hand
So, how DO they get the lead into the pencil?
So, how are mom and the girls? - Franklin
So, how are you feeling, Chief? Sisko
So, how do you actually spell this new fangled thing, the DVD?
So, how does it feel being with people again? - Troi
So, how does it feel being with people again? - Troi
So, how long have you been on the edge?
So, how long shall we STARE at each other across the Neutral Zone?
So, how much longer is Keiko going to be on Bajor? Bashir
So, how's your love life?  Still holding your own?
So, if there's no God, who changes the water?  -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
So, if you had to do it all over again? - Q
So, in Newfoundland, is it called Deep Space 9:30?
So, is his name Cheese-Steak or Colossus? -- Crow T. Robot
So, is she working out any better than the last one? - Keiko
So, is that Hoss guy pretty nice? -Tom to Pernell Roberts
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?
So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? --Debbie
So, is there a runaway cadet in here? - Geordi
So, is there a runaway cadet in here? -- LaForge
So, it's Johnny Polite, huh? - The Terror  [The Tick]
So, join in, post often, Have Fun and meet/make new Friends!!
So, let the carnage begin! -- Tom Servo
So, like, uh ... what's the punch line, Dude?
So, ma'am, I cannot help you. Go to window 32,
So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard
So, put a bag over his head and do him for Babylon 5
So, she's *not* a unitarian? -- Crow T. Robot
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell -Pink Floyd
So, son, how are you? -- Riker
So, tell me, again, where Asia really came from
So, the MAN's coming down hard - Mike as cheesy hippy
So, the answer is no?
So, the director has a girlfriend - Mike on bad dancer
So, the director has a girlfriend... -- Mike Nelson
So, the mighty Conan of Cimmeria! Welcome to our space ship!
So, the mighty Hercules! Welcome to our space ship!
So, the shower's a formal high-heal occasion? - Tom
So, they got you back in the saddle again? - Franklin
So, they walked from China to Finland? - Crow
So, this is a Vulcan. -- Claudius Marcus
So, this is a space ship. Clemens
So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.   Q
So, this is your ancestors' tomb, Tom said cryptically
So, this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best, tell us what it's about. - George Gavin, Sky Sport
So, this must be the enigmatic Agent Scully... - Max (Fallen Angel)
So, to be unoriginal myself, can I quote you?
So, uh Have you riven a fjord lately? -Mighty Max
So, until Gidirah attacks DS9.
So, until Gidirah attacks Voyager!
So, we meet again, Doctor. - The Cyberleader
So, we meet for the first time, for the last time.
So, we need a volunteer to get killed at this campsight
So, welcome to your new careers as garbage men. - Alan Smith
So, what DOES locomotive breath smell like???
So, what _did_ you get for that $1500 you paid her?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
So, what can I do for you? Sheridan
So, what dimension are YOU from, Aahz?
So, what does a 'project leader' do, anyway?
So, what good is a ring of Chthulu control?
So, what is it Mulder - little green men, evil spirits...? - Patterson
So, what kind of name *is* Colossus, anyway? -- Mike Nelson
So, what kind of name IS Colossus, anyway? - Mike
So, what's next?  The slaying of the firstborn?
So, what's this 'RESET' button do?
So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway?  And why can't he ever remember his Bible?
So, what's wrong with TED3?  It works, doesn't it?  The price is right
So, when's the next book burning, censor? - Dan Ceppa
So, where IS the &lt;ANY&gt; key?
So, where can someone practice with his phaser around here?  Dr. Bash
So, where do you see yourself in the next five thousand years?
So, where is this Strana Mechty place, anyway..?
So, where's the American Civil *RESPONSIBLITIES* Union?
So, which is it.  Are we psycho or patient?    ;-)
So, which one played Juan Epstein? - Tom on two actresses
So, which one played Juan Epstein? -- Tom Servo
So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks?  - - Calvin
So, who thought up taglines, anyway?
So, who's going to car pool tomorrow? - Mike as teen gang
So, why *is* "Sonic Disruptors" so awful?
So, why don't they make mouse -flavored cat food?
So, would you like to shoot him now or wait 'til you get home?
So, ya think ya funny, eh? Try me
So, ya whizzed on the electric fence, didn't ya?
So, you and Jacobs go back a ways? --Garibaldi.
So, you are a sceptic, Worf.....I like that! - Kahless
So, you finally admit that you took my snowball.
So, you got yourself a dollie and I'm supposed to be scared? - EWJ
So, you got yourself a dollie and I'm supposed to be scared? - EWJ
So, you have a sister. - Darth Vader
So, you have kleptomania             Take something for it
So, you say I'm in a bad mood today!
So, you say there's a race of men in the trees...
So, you think you could out-clever us French folk
So, you thought I was a b*tch, huh?- Maggie
So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay!
So, you'd like to register a complaint?  It's name please.
So, you're a Changeling,
So, you're my replacements? A dandy and a clown! - The Doctor
So, you're telling me that scientists are bent?
So, you've accepted the truth. --Vader
So, you've discovered God  is it anyone I know?
So, you've had your say. Now go play on the freeway.
So, young Jedi we meet again
So, your daughter was voted "Most Likely to Conceive", and you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
So,......this is the extent of your empire? - Henry Crabbe
So,how's life at the shallow end of the gene pool?
So--YOU'RE the one stealing all my taglines!
So. In other words. I won! - Crow on debate
So. Now you know. Odo
So. She's saving my life again. Human Torres
So. This queen. Is she seeing anybody? - Tom
So. You need me. Klingon Torres
So.. pawing my butt when I wasn't looking? You evil wolf! ;) -Trissy
So.. umm do Ocampa have... ummm litters ?
So.. we've converted the subway into an elevated... -- Force
So...  How am I doin'?
So... Hell's right *there*. -- Crow T. Robot
So... I got my tongue up this chicks...and she says
So... In other words... I won! -- Crow T. Robot
So... It's martial law in Rat's Ass Missouri! -- Crow T. Robot
So... This is like a coming of age story? -- Crow T. Robot
So... This is the BIG Time? Great
So... This queen.... Is she seeing anybody? -- Tom Servo
So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab. - Dr. Frank
So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
So... how come the Corinthians never wrote back?
So... it's a peace-loving death ray? -- Tom Servo
So... the *man's* coming down hard! -- Mike Nelson
So... the announcer is calling the shots now?
So... the announcer is calling the shots now? -- Tom Servo
So... what happened to the lemur? -- Tom Servo
So... what?  The murder weapon was a top sirloin? - Fox Mulder
So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?
So... your place or my mother's? - me
So..... you think your a baaaad Fighter, Huh!
So......how did it go?  -- Iago
So......lunch? - Mulder
So....It's Late!!!!!!  ENJOY EVERYONE!!!!!
So...I heard you were arrested for assault & battery...To your puter
So...I'm running in place as fast as I can.
So...THAT is why I got lost on the way home from the bar?
So...This is like a coming of age story? - Crow
So...Zip-fasten or Fasten-zip?
So...anyone read any good books lately?
So...did they get you to trade...your heroes for ghosts?
So...do you know how to get to the Holiday Inn from here?
So...if...she...weighs the same....as a duck
So...is it viruses or is it virii ??????
So...tell us again about your great packet reader!
So...that's the traditional headress of ancient secretaries? -3rd Rock
So...this is HELL, Huh? Is that a pile of XANTH books? *GASP!*
So...this is HELL, huh? Not what I imagined at all!
So...you have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me
So..how much is THIS gonna cost me?
So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo!
So?  And? -- Crow T. Robot
So?  What do you expect ME to do about it?
So? The T-Rex fence is down. He's to stupid to g%#%^#%NO CARRIER
So? What do you want ME to do about it?
So? You want him in the garage? - Tom on dead guy
SoI got my tongue up this chicks...and she says....
SoMe tImEs..iT jUst dOn'T wOrK
Soak Your Ex-Husband - By Ali Money
Soak the rich - lower the tax rates!
Soak the rich, and When you need a job, Call a poor person.
Soaking the brain in alcohol does not improve the mind
Soaking the brain in alcohol does not improve the mind. Bob Edwards
Soanyone read any good books lately?
Soap Opera Truth:  Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
Soap Opera Truth:  No "perfect relationship" will ever last.
Soap Opera Truth:  Nobody ever needs to use the restroom.
Soap Opera Truth:  Small towns always have hospitals and colleges.
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.	-- Mark Twain
Soap manufacturers DO IT with safeguard.
Soap manufacturers do it with Lava.
Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
Soap opera: The glorification of diseased minds made to look normal.
Soap stars DO IT in the daytime
Soap stars do it in the daytime.
Soapbox---penitentiary for Mr. Clean
Soar with the Eagles, and the only way to go is down.
Sob sister: Sits on your knees, bawls, and makes it hard for you.
Sober is the ability to lay on the ground without holding on
Sobering thoughts drove me to drink
Sobriety Checkpoint ahead: unloading driver.
Soccer in Japan is interesting, in Glasgow it's a matter of life and death. - Peter Huistra
Soccer is a good sport!  Just don't SOCK-HER!
Soccer isn't a matter of life & death. It's more important. B.Shankly
Soccer players DO IT for 90 minutes -the length of a soccer game.
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
Soccer players do it to score.
Soccer players have leather balls.
Soccer players:  Wannabe football players
Soccer, the only sport which you can plan the rest of afternoon around
Social Insecurity  - By Wilma Moneylast
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast*
Social Life?  What board can I d/l that from?
Social Node: An old acquaintance
Social Security
Social Security Administration?  NONE OF THE THREE!
Social Security has the same initials as Hitlers' SS.  Coincidence!?
Social Security is a Ponzi scheme which, if not run by the federal government, would be illegal
Social agendas are just today's morality plays
Social engineering ain't the military's job..KEEP THE BAN!
Social engineering is a dangerous avocation.
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
Social interaction can be fatal.  Come to Irvine and live forever
Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws
Social science
Social security has run out for you and me
Social skills are something I was very slow in learning. - Dire Wolf
Social skills? I think I was absent the day they taught that.
Social studies: History diluted in holy water.
Socialism and Nazism is the same.  - Adolf Hitler
Socialism fails when it runs out of other people's money.
Socialism involves more slavery than democracy does
Socialism is a totally bankrupt idea
Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even
Socialism is just Communism without the firing squad!
Socialism is just legal cannibalism
Socialism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower class
Socialism is simply another word for Communism
Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.
Socialism raises toilet paper to a first rate economic problem
Socialism sucks
Socialism, the financial salvation of the Socialist party
Socialism. Get everyone down to the lowest common level
Socialism: You have 2 cows. Government takes one for someone else.
Socialism: the politics of co-dependance and denial.
Socialist w/ knife & fork wants to meet capitalist w/food
Socialist: One who never expects to amount to anything.
Socialists think that the government has their best interest at heart.
Socialists: Communists that don't have all the guns yet!
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless. - B. F. Skinner
Society for Creative Anachronism.
Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up you get a lot of scum on the top. -Edward Abbey, naturalist and author  [1927-1989]
Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. - Edward Abbey
Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. - Edward Abbey
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Society out of order.  Sorting.
Society owes me a Kit Kat bar - Tom Servo
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
Society produces the rogue so that it may punish him.
Society punishes rebels; nature kills them.
Society, like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
Socijalisti su najgluplji !? Skoro kao radikali!
Socijalizam je super ! Ko prezivi shvatice !
Sociologists DO IT with standard deviations.
Sociologists do it with class.
Sociologists do it with standard deviations.
Sociopathic Apathy:  I'd kill you if I cared
Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!
Sock that wanger before you bang her
Socket the Duck: plug in the cart, then plug in the hero!
Socko's got a hand up his butt! -Butt-Head
Socks are natural cat toys.  If you put them on, that is.
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
Socks aren't vegetables,man, they should be wiped out ! - Neil
Socks is the only Clinton with a brain
Socks the Cat admits trying catnip in his youth, but didn't inhale
Socks the Cat: An Independent in the White House
Socks:  I had to waste one of my nine lives on this family!  Sigh!
Socrates himself is particularly missed
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
Socrates would be dead by now anyway. &lt;hehe&gt;
Socrates' last words: I just drank WHAT!
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
Socrates:  Famous Greek who gave advice.  They killed him.
Socrates: "I drank WHAT?!"
Socrates: Boxes for socks
Sod off! I don't need your mumbo-jumbo
Sod the sugar bowl...I'm trying to finish this stinking tune!
Sod's Law 9:The comfort of your lecture hall seat is inversely
Soda Pop History - By Ginger Aile
Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur
Sodium        (Na)    22.98980
Sodium Benzoate: Always Had it always will!!
Sodium chlorate is a oxidizer used in the manufacture of explosives
Sodom! For Gomorrah we die
Sodomy can be a pain in the ass.
Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.
Sodomy is not a civil right -- it is a government prerogative!
Sodomy non sapiens - Alberto Malich (Mort)
Sodomy scandal rears its ugly head at the County Seat.
Sodomy's not a Civil Right: only a Government prerogative.
Sodomy, n. - Anal sex. Sometimes a real bummer
Sodomy:  Special kind of fast growing grass.
Sodu vodu trazimo, pice da razblazimo.
Soemthing Wiccan this way comes, dancing skyclad to the drums.
Sofa so Good: Chester Field
Sofood - Old snacks found under couch cushions
Soft Field Landing:  One approach, three touchdowns
Soft judges make hardened criminals
Soft of eye and light of touch; speak little and listen much. (W.Rede
Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.
Soft rock
Softly, deftly, music shall caress you...  - The Phantom
Softward upgrade installed: Press your luck to continue
Software Aria - The computer's boot-up noises
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Software Creations   Recepticle for faxed Dopefish
Software Creations  #1 BBS Two Years Running!
Software Creations  Conference 7 - Keep up or die!
Software Creations  Dan Linton's virtual neighborhood
Software Creations  Download all you want, we'll write m
Software Creations  Enjoy the finer things in life
Software Creations  Glenn & Dan & Joe, oh my!
Software Creations  Home BBS to the world!
Software Creations  If it's not here it's not worth havi
Software Creations  Land of the peaches!
Software Creations  Membership has it's privileges
Software Creations  QWK packets they're not!
Software Engineer | "males are biologically driven
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software Independant:Won't work with anything else.
Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software Pirate Extrordinaire, @TO@!  Next on Donahue!
Software Pirates - the swashbuclkers of the future - Darkwood
Software Pirates Association: Go ahead, copy that floppy
Software Requirement:  Win 3.1 and a helluva lot of patience
Software Testers do it over and over again.
Software Troubleshooter - @TOFIRST@ w/44 Magnum
Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum
Software Upgrade --- old bugs out; new bugs in
Software containing &gt;&gt;&gt;!!LOUD!!&lt;&lt;&lt; .WAV files:  BLAREWARE.
Software containing Sonny's account of women in his past:  CHERWARE.
Software containing a Halloween costume catalog:  SCAREWARE.
Software containing a guidebook on Australia:  DOWNUNDERWARE.
Software containing blinding screen savers:  GLAREWARE.
Software containing database of airline ticket costs:  FAREWARE.
Software containing guidebook for nudists:  BAREWARE.
Software containing how-to's on changing tires:  SPAREWARE.
Software containing how-to's on fixing tires:  FLATWARE.
Software containing information on shaving one's legs:  NAIRWARE.
Software containing tips for apiarists:  BEEWARE.
Software containing tips for spelunking:  UNDERWARE.
Software containing tips for winning city elections:  MAYORWARE.
Software describing common everyday dangers:  BEWARE-WARE.
Software designers DO IT with system.
Software designers do it over and over again until they get it
Software designers do it over and over until they get it right.
Software designers do it with system.
Software developement means never having to say your finished
Software documentation
Software engineer: One who engineers others into writing the code for him/her.
Software engineering
Software engineering ? That's like military intelligence, isn't it ?
Software failure.  Wait for all brain activity to stop
Software features should be discovered, not documented
Software for peeping Toms:  STAREWARE.
Software for....HardWare
Software full of bugs:  BLUNDERWARE.
Software independant: Won't work with ANY software.
Software independent                      [Won't work with ANY software]
Software independent:  Won't work with ANY software.
Software independent: Crashes with all software
Software independent: won't work with any software.
Software is best understood as a branch of movie making.  - Ted Nelson
Software is good, available now, or cheap. Pick any two.
Software is like entropy: it's hard to grasp,
Software is mind work.  Having the right frame of mind is essential.
Software is never having to say you're done
Software is really HardHumanWare!
Software is the difference between hardware and reality
Software is to computers as yeast is to dough
Software is to computers as yeast is to dough.  - Chuck Bradshaw
Software is very hard HumanWare!
Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape
Software like life was meant to be free! Support Freeware!
Software means never having to say you're finished
Software never has bugs; just develops random features
Software package describing baldness cures:  HAIRWARE.
Software piracy:  stealing a ship's program.
Software pirated under licence from the SPA.
Software profiling Michael Jordan's basketball career:  AIRWARE.
Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer.
Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
Software stands between man and his machine
Software that morphs when the moon is full:  WERE-WARE.
Software that tells how to write your will:  HEIRWARE.
Software too hard
Software unprotect: A hex change operation
Software update installed. Press your luck to continue.
Software upgrade:  take old bugs out, put new ones in
Software, hardware, - is that you talking, Sigmund?
Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Software, n.: The part of a computer system you only can swear at
Software:  formal evening attire for female computer analysts.
Software: Condoms for old men
Software: Fast, Cheap, Good.               Choose any two.
Software: Fur gloves made out of kittens
Software: documentation's way of perpetuating itself.
Software: what you delete. Hardware: what you kick
Software=fur gloves made out of kittens
Software?  Is that like pajamas?
Sogoggog... No, I mean Yog SothoAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
Sol "the fist of Tempus"
Sol Ring: To the tune of "Soul Man" sing, "I'm a soul net dadadada"
Solar astronomers DO IT all day.
Solar astronomers can't DO IT where the sun don't shine
Solar powered flashlight business for sale. Cheap!
Solar powered flashlight for sale
Solar powered torch
Solar system brings us wisdom.
Solaris upgrades are like a box of chocolates
Sold by weight, not by volume
Sold my soul to Rock'N'Roll!  Ack!  Bill The Cat
Soldier ants are combatANTs.
Soldier ants are militANT.
Soldier ants that win battles are triumphANT!
Soldier of Fortran
Soldier on and spread the flu....soldier on and we'll love you
Soldier: I'll show you some action * Joel/Bots: Saayyyyy!
Soldier: Someone who sleeps in the mud but dreams of fresh linen.
Soldier; someone who sleeps in the mud and likes it.
Soldiers DO IT in a uniform fashion
Soldiers DO IT in an orderly fashion.
Soldiers DO IT standing erect.
Soldiers DO IT with a machine gun
Soldiers are a social fiction.
Soldiers do it by cadence.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
Soldiers in peace are like chimneys in summer.  -Lord Burghley
Soldiers of corn, Lend me your ears! -El Seed
Soldiers of corn, lend me your ears! - El Seed  [The Tick]
Soldiers think that a Dame is waiting for them in a Fox Hole.
Soldiers win battles and Generals get the credit.
Soldiers: People who wear uniforms, sleep in the dirt and LIKE it.
Solet's seehot dogs, pop, fire, murder
Solicitor, n. - A female lawyer without her briefs?
Solid Rock BBS, Home of JNET for SpitFire 3.x
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.
Solid glass
Solid, liquid and gas.  The three states of a burrito.
Solids!
Solids. Janeway
Solipsism is its own reward.
Solipsism is no fun if you can't do it with someone else
Solipsism:  I think, therefore you are.
Solipsist achieving orgasm:  "Oh, Me!  Oh, My!"
Solipsists of the World... you are already united. -- Kayvan Sylvan
Solipsists of the world unite!
Solitaire; the _only_ Windows program liked by everyone.
Solitaires do it alone.
Solitary pasttimes: Nose Picking, Farting, Scratching.
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. - Honor de Balzac
Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Solitude..A great place to visit, but a bad place to stay
Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. - Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw)
Solo "We can do business, no?" - Ephant Mon
Solo *  &lt;- Tribble  &lt;-*-&gt;  &lt;- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
Solo Lord Vader..I should've known
Solo Luke!  Fighters on your tail!     |*|  (*)  |*|
Solo guitarists play with themselves.
Solo musicians play with themselves
Solo of Borg:  You will be assimilated... trust me.
Solo of Borg: I have a bad feeling about this assimilation.
Solo of Borg: You be assimilated...trust me.
Solo sole - The one shoe you see lying in the road
Solo: What student pilots wish they were until they are
Solomon Court split on custody issue
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
Solus com sola non cogitabuntur orare Pater Noster
Solution Series:  Works for Windows, Publisher and Money.
Solution to juvenile crime. The Electric Highchair.
Solution to two of the world's problems:  Feed the homeless to the hungry.
Solution:  A more subtle problem.
Solution: a more subtle variant of a problem
Solutions are not the answer. --Richard Nixon
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon. -- K.A. Arsdall
Solutions for a small planet. (TM)
Solve America's problems by depopulating the North East!
Solve a problem before you become part of it !
Solve one problem at a time - Darkwood
Solve the parking space problem--drive a forklift!
Solve the problems and save you worries
Solve the problems of the world:  Vote Anarchist.
Solve your PC problems! Put SET BUGS=OFF in your AUTOEXEC.BAT
Solve your problems with a chainsaw; you'll never have the same problem twice
Solving Crimes - By D. Tective
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
Somalia after 3 megaton nuke: Free CRISPY Food & Parking.
Somalia, the world's largest known food fight.
Sombody help me...I have lost my census.
Sombody's poisoned the water hole. - Woody
Some  are  wise; others are otherwise
Some Accuse me of Cheating on Doors, I don't cheat, I steal from the Rich!!!
Some American poet.. not Sandburg.. 's *gotta* be Thoreau..!
Some Characters Read Every Word, Yet Others Understand more!!
Some DO IT better on disk!
Some Days You Feel Like a Nut; Some Days You Don't
Some Dire Wolf you are..I mean, YOU eat people all the time.. - Jal
Some Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
Some Girls Like to Sweet Talk, Others They Like to Tease
Some Imagination, Huh?  Haha! -Mickey Mouse, Fantasmic!
Some Like It Hot - By Red Pepper
Some Like it Sweet - By Sugar Kane
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks
Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
Some Native Americans  - By T. P. Tent
Some PRINTERS blow bubbles while they're doing it.
Some PRINTERS do it quietly.
Some People
Some People Are Alive Only Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them
Some People, like Flowers, Give Pleasure Just by Being
Some Recipes SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=&lt;
Some Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen you turned out to be!
Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks.
Some Taglines are better than the messages that contain them
Some Things Must be Believed Before They Can Be Seen!
Some a**hole stole my rectal thermometer
Some accidents aren't accidents...just bad Karma
Some animals eat their young. (Woody Allen)
Some animals will eat their own babies! said Tom literately.
Some answer all the questions, I question all the answers
Some applications may not support these processes
Some applications require access to files
Some are Minbari, most are human. Sinclair
Some are afraid of heights, but I'm afraid of widths.
Some are alive because it's against the law to kill them
Some are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them
Some are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Steinem
Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.
Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night. - William Blake
Some are borne to fail, others have it thrust upon them.
Some are happy with the stars. I want the sun.
Some are weather- wise, some are otherwise. - Franklin
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. --Franklin.
Some are wise and some are otherwise
Some are wise, others are otherwise...
Some are wise; some otherwise!
Some assembly required
Some assembly required- like the WHOLE thing.
Some assembly required.
Some assembly required.  Batteries not included
Some assembly required: the whole damned thing.
Some astronomers have 200 inches!
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some babe's talkin' real loud/Talking all about the new crowd
Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits
Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die.
Some book is better than no book on a rainy day.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. - W. H. Auden (1907-1973)
Some books leave us free and some books make us free
Some books leave us free and some books make us free. - Franklin
Some books make me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble. - Ashley Brilliant
Some books promise much but offer little
Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority.
Some boys kiss me some boys hug me, I think they're all Gay!
Some brighteyed and crazy, some frightened and lost -Floyd
Some bugs in Orville Bullitt's software.
Some bugs in Rush Limbaugh's : software.
Some bugs in his software.
Some call it Canada I call it Home.
Some call it laziness, I call it deep thought
Some call it lazyness, I call it DEEP THOUGHT
Some call me a pain in the neck, some have a lower opinion
Some call me a pain in the neck.  Others have a lower opinion.
Some call me the gangster of love.
Some can't love others as their God told them to.
Some can, some can't.  It is for us to know who's who
Some candles still burn, even when the night is gone.
Some cars have fluid drive -- others just have a drip at the wheel.
Some change when they see the light; others, when they feel the heat
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them.  Others are so fast, they don't notice you
Some cheap hack is writing our lives
Some children grow up.  Others become Liberals
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. -- Thoreau
Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it. (Mark Twain)
Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink... I prefer just to gargle
Some commands may differ depending on what you are using.
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, others just go over them. - Sally Poplin
Some cures are worse than the disease.
Some cyberneticists play God.  I just worship Him. - Gwyn
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget!
Some day @FN@ you too will have urges like me.
Some day I'll get my big chance--or have I already had it?
Some day I'm going to take all the red tape and tie up the Establishment for a change
Some day Orville, you too will have urges like me.
Some day YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
Some day a car will stop to pick me up that I never thumbed.
Some day he's gonna get me but [whispered] I'm Not Dead Yet!
Some day my ship will come in but with my luck I will be at the airport
Some day we may need these weapons
Some day we wish to see a waiter with enough of what it takes to lay the check face-up on the table
Some day we'll look back on this and...shudder!
Some day you'll go too far and I hope you stay there.
Some day, Suzanne, you, too, will have urges like me.
Some day, lad, all this will be yours! "What, the curtains, father?"
Some day, son, all this will belong to your ex-wife
Some days I crawl down in between - Course of Empire
Some days I feel like I'm just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Some days I feel like all I do is rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic
Some days I feel like starting slow and tapering off
Some days I have to take 3 or 4 showers before the phone rings.
Some days I just need my Orange soda fix while I'm at work! - Pellinore
Some days I look my best in a thick fog.
Some days I think Computer Science ought to be in the College of Theology
Some days I think I'm a wheel short of a unicycle.
Some days I wished I drove Bond's Lotus
Some days I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Some days I'm a bug; some days a windshield !
Some days Lady Luck turns and bites you on the butt.
Some days are diamonds... Some days are stones.
Some days it all seems so feudal, sighed King #AL#
Some days it all seems so feudal, sighed King Gervais
Some days it all seems so feudal.   King Arthur
Some days it all seems so feudal; sighed King Gar
Some days it doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps.
Some days it isn't worth chewing through the restraints.
Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps.
Some days it just don't pay to get outta bed.
Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints
Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers.
Some days it's better to stay in bed.
Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Some days it's just not worth crawling out of the primordial ooze.
Some days it's just not worth falling out of bed.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.
Some days it's just not worth rising from the dead.
Some days it's melange; some days it's bitter dirt. --Rakian Aphorism
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
Some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some days it's tough just keeping up with the losers.
Some days itAll seems so feudal, sighed King Goldman
Some days its tougher to hang in there than others!
Some days my life is like a John Candy movie
Some days no matter which way you spit, it's upwind.
Some days nothing goes left.
Some days rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase.
Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Some days the only thing good on TV is the sleeping cat!
Some days the smile just barely covers the pain.
Some days this is one helluva big horse. Sheridan
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield
Some days you bite the bear, some days the bear bites you
Some days you feel like a nut; Some days you don't.
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.
Some days you have to make your own sunshine.     W.L.Sakowski
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! - Batman
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!--Batman (Adam West)
Some days you lose, & some days you just don't win.
Some days you step in it, other days you feel like it
Some days you step in it, some days you don't.
Some days you step in it, some you feel like it.
Some days you step in it...some days you don't
Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield.
Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield.
Some days you're a dog, some days you're a fire hydrant.
Some days you're a windshield...other days you're a bug
Some days you're the Dog, other days you're the fire hydrant!
Some days you're the Pigeon...other days the statue!
Some days you're the Statue, some days you're the Pigeon
Some days you're the bug, some days the windshield.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant!
Some days you're the hammer, some days you're the nail.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug!
Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich.
Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Some days, nothing goes left.
Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done.
Some days, the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Some days, the only good thing on TV is the vase.
Some days, the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong.
Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong. - Nathan Spring (SC)
Some days, you just have to make your own sunshine.
Some daze are denser than others
Some daze you just can't win for losin'
Some defeats are more triumphant than victories
Some depraved sven-gooly - Tom
Some diets were meant to be forgotten....LET'S EAT!!!
Some do, some don't, and some never will.
Some do, some don't.  Many wish they did.
Some do, some don't. Some will, some won't. I might
Some do.  Some don't.  I might
Some doctors have all the luck. Kirk
Some doctors say that cheerful people resist disease better than grumpy ones. The surly bird catches the germ!
Some dog I got... he found out we look alike and killed himself.
Some dog I got... his favorite bone is in my arm.
Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
Some dream of changing human nature. Others wake up
Some dreams are supposed to say up in the clouds. -- Al
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge . . . others just gargle
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, others gargle.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle!
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.  -- T.S. Eliot
Some equipment shown is optional.
Some executives call passing the buck delegating authority.
Some fairy tales begin,  "If I am elected."
Some farewells are easier than others
Some farewells are easier than others - P. Marlowe
Some fear you as the symbol of the Federation they view as godless
Some find fault like there was a reward for it
Some fireworks are duds
Some folk's sense of humor doesn't make sense.
Some folks ain't wrapped too tight.
Some folks are as useful as a milk bucket under a bull.
Some folks are forever backstage awaiting a cue
Some folks are just anti-government...ANY government
Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise
Some folks call me apathetic, but hey, who cares?
Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant
Some folks gots arrogance 'sceeded only by ignorance.  Cheeeiit.
Some folks have arrogance exceeded only by ignorance.
Some folks just aren't cut out to be normal.
Some folks never exaggerate. They just remember big
Some folks pursue happiness, others create it
Some folks say I'm crazy, but I don't give a damn.
Some folks sit and think, others just sit
Some folks talked, but everybody looked the other way.
Some folks wear earphones to keep their brains from leaking out.
Some folks who think they are busy are just confused.
Some folks work hard to act the fool, you breezed through it!
Some food for thought.
Some ga's for the teleconference
Some gals like to kiss my face.  Is it luck?
Some gave all...all gave some.
Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!
Some get their fix on a barstool
Some girls are like bathtubs ... they acquire one ring after another
Some girls are sure hard to fgure out, but it's sun intetsting tesearch
Some girls can be had for a song: the Wedding March
Some girls got it, some girls don't. - Dot
Some girls have dishpan hands. She has a dishpan face
Some girls know little about makmg bread but moreabout nmg dough
Some girls resemble paint. Get them stirred up and you can't take them off your hands
Some girls scream at a mouse, but get in a car with a wolf.
Some girls see the latest new bathing suits as indecent. Others have good figures
Some girls think swimsuits are indecent. Others have good figures.
Some girls wait so Iong for their ships to come fn, that the piets collapse
Some go bar-hopping; the Horde goes Knight-clubbing!
Some grow with responisibility, others just swell
Some guy from Little Rock won? You're joking!
Some guy named Satan said to turn down the heat. What's with him?
Some guy's so ugly they HAVE to be thugs - Tom
Some guys marry poor girls to settle down. He's marrying a rich one to settle up
Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano
Some hams DO IT with OSCAR
Some hams do it with OSCAR.
Some have a way with with words, others... um... uh
Some have an intelligence quotient, some have quiet intelligence
Some have bread who have no teeth left
Some have called me Satan's son, a name I cannot deny
Some have greatness thrust upon them. * 12th Night
Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
Some how I think our lives just became a lot more complicated
Some humans have a short fuse.  Klingons have NO fuse.
Some humans make this seem far too difficult. - Worf.
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke
Some indicate they've been *saved* by Rush Limbaugh.
Some indicate they've been saved by God, Jesus, or Rush Limbaugh.
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
Some jerk named Mailer Daemon keeps sending my mail back!
Some jokes are as interesting as watching the cat shed.
Some kid.  This guy's got more women than you do. -- Sam
Some kids get paid to be good.  Mine are good for nothing.
Some kids saw the Virgin Mary over a hot tub - Tom
Some kind of guerilla war? Worf
Some kind of savage, ferocious, opposite. - Scotty
Some kind of tractor beam has locked onto us. Data
Some lawyers are public prosecutors.  Others are private persecutors.
Some legends live forever. Others die on the toilet
Some lies are so well disguised to resemble truth, that we should be poor judges of the truth not to believe them
Some light never sets and some love never fails.
Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!
Some little dip stick stole all my good Taglines.
Some little dip stick stole all my good recipes
Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare.
Some lives are tragic, some ridiculous. Most are both at once. - Edward Abbey
Some lizards bark like dogs.
Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours.
Some love is just a lie of the heart
Some love is just a lie of the mind... --Billy Joel
Some luke warm pork? - Mike making Crow vomit
Some maids DO IT ON the stairs
Some maids do it ON the stairs.
Some make their mark, other's leave it
Some marriage ties are slipknots
Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning
Some may see a hopeless end, but as believers we rejoice in an endless hope
Some men are alive because it is against the law to kill
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to
Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places! -- Mae West
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Some men are discovered, others are found out.
Some men are discovered, some men are found out!
Some men are discovered.  Others are found out
Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors.
Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy
Some men are wise - some are otherwise
Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them is a grudge. -- Helen Rowland
Some men get excited about nothing and then marry her.
Some men have alarm clocks, I have my wife's elbow
Some men interpret nine memos
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure. -- Samuel Butler
Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen. -- Woodie Guthrie
Some men see things and say 'Why?'; I dream things and say 'Why not?'
Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. - George Bernard Shaw
Some men start with roses and end up with forget-me-notes
Some men under-rate their blessings.
Some men were born to lie, and women to believe them.
Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the band at all
Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles.
Some men would just as soon kill me as look at me. -- M
Some men, like wagons, rattle most when there's nothing in them.
Some messages are only entered to show off the recipe.
Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument. - Cat
Some minds NEED to be altered.
Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and completely set.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set
Some minds are like concrete....all mixed up and permanently set
Some minds should be cultivated but others plowed under.
Some minds should be cultivated; others should just be plowed under.
Some misc quotes for today:
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
Some mistakes are way too much fun to only make once,,,
Some more butter for your fingers, Frank? - Hawkeye
Some more butter for your fingers, Frank? - Hawkeye
Some mornings I feel like an amoeba.
Some mornings it doesn't pay to chew through the straps.
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Phillips
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Some mornings it's not worth gnawing through the rope
Some mornings you just don't feel like slaying dragons
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going
Some must die that others might live!
Some never do go crazy. What horrible lives they must lead!
Some new ones (never used):
Some nice crisp, brown, buttered toast! * Talkie Toaster
Some nights I still can sleep and the voices pass with time... - SoM
Some nonsense now & then is relished by the wisest men.
Some of his words were not Sunday-school words. - M. Twain
Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic
Some of my best friends are Klingons.
Some of my best friends are Republicans.
Some of my best friends are calories.  Garfield
Some of my best friends are canned hams
Some of my best friends are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children. - J. D. Salinger
Some of my best friends are drummers
Some of my best friends are etherial voices
Some of my best friends are friendless.
Some of my best friends are human beings.
Some of my best friends are losers. - Mark Klem
Some of my best friends are lumberjacks.
Some of my best friends are lumberjacks. -  M. Python
Some of my best friends are people.
Some of my best friends are tagline addicts
Some of my best friends are taglines!
Some of my best friends are white people! -Deputy Hawk
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Some of my best personalities are insane!
Some of my best taglines are friends!
Some of my closest acquaintances are slugs, Doctor.--Jadzia
Some of my taglines were not stolen
Some of our guys can really shovel the old windsong. - Col. Blake
Some of our politicians who act foolish aren't acting.
Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns.
Some of the congressional investigators look for bones in animal crackers
Some of the crowd have decided to voice their opinion by staying away.
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor, unassisted. -- Wilson Mizner
Some of the hottest snuggling you'll ever see - Tom
Some of the most fun I've ever had was after my curfew.
Some of the most moral men I know are homosexuals. - Dr. Evelyn Hooker
Some of the narrowest minds are found in the fattest heads
Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never really happened
Some of the world's best work has been done by people who didn't feel very  well that day
Some of their ideas are down - right *spooky*. - Mulder on TLG (E.B.E.)
Some of them come true.  Even the bad ones. -- Kirstie
Some of these are in-jokes
Some of these buildings are over *twenty* years old. -- Harris
Some of these people are mentally ill. -- Bashir
Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck.
Some of us are 'more' perfect than others
Some of us are NOT here on vacation.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem
Some of us are born 3 scotches short of reality. - Graham Greene
Some of us choose to walk
Some of us comics dealers are just in it for fun.
Some of us get down right inhospitable! - Mako
Some of us have an Acute Procrastination Syndrome!
Some of us just die, others of us live on.
Some of us learn from other peoples' errors.  The rest must be the other people
Some of us like...companionship...--Quark
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos.
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos. -- Opus Penguin
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos. -Opus, Bloom County
Some of us live in perpetual 20-20 chaos..
Some of us quit looking for work when we find a job
Some of us sailors call her home.
Some of us take longer to grow up than others.
Some of us, are them. -Whisper
Some of you may not return.. the rest of you definitely won't -Yakko
Some old dogs do learn new tricks
Some old kind of Scandanavian currency. Paris
Some one of these days, you're gonna miss me
Some one who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
Some pages missing.
Some painters transform the sun into a yelow spot; others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso
Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented at all costs
Some patients insist on dying. - Sidney Freedman
Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
Some people act crazy. I'm not acting.
Some people act crazy. Others aren't acting
Some people act pretty crazy; some others aren't acting
Some people actually believe that the answer is to pretend it's 1923.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth
Some people are     afraid of hights, i'm afraid of widths
Some people are afraid of heights. I am afraid of widths
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. s.w
Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths
Some people are alive ONLY because it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill
Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Some people are always grumbling because the roses have thorns. I am thankful that torns have roses
Some people are always grumbling that roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr
Some people are always lost in thought; other people lack thoughts large enough to be lost in
Some people are always talking when they oughta be listening
Some people are born idiots but more become stupider as they go along.
Some people are born idiots but more become stupider as time passes
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it.
Some people are born stupid.  Others become that way.
Some people are born with black eyes.  Others have to fight for them.
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain. 
Some people are hard to forget - but well worth the effort
Some people are hard to forget - but well worth the effort
Some people are just educated beyond their intelligence
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet spirited until you try to get into their pews,,,,
Some people are late bloomers - Fox Mulder
Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect.
Some people are like blisters; they show up AFTER the work is done.
Some people are only alive `cause it's illegal to kill them.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill
Some people are only alive because it's against the law to kill them
Some people are really f*cking stupid. - G. Carlin
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Some people are so desperate they flame people just to get replies
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
Some people are so low, they can dangle their feet off a dime!
Some people are so nice to be nast to
Some people are so open minded their brains are falling out.
Some people are so stupid that you need to repeat repeat
Some people are so stupid that you need to repeat yourself. Some people are so
Some people are useless on top of the ground--they should be
Some people are wise - some are otherwise !
Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.
Some people are wise, other people are otherwise
Some people are wise, some are otherwise
Some people are wise, while others are... otherwise
Some people are wise; others are otherwise.
Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening.
Some people around here wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head
Some people ask for my opinion. Others get it
Some people beleive anything. expl: 12 Jurors in Ventura
Some people believe anything if you whisper it.
Some people believe that Elvis is dead.
Some people call RAP music "creative", I call it "CRAP"
Some people call me a pain in the neck; others have a lower opinion.
Some people call me a rebel; I guess that's close enough
Some people call me crazy........"What's your point?"
Some people call me the Space Cowboy
Some people call us a race of listeners. We listen. Soran
Some people can find all the peace of mind they want in a good, satisfying conflict
Some people can look so busy that they seem indispensable
Some people can l
Some people can never forgive... not even themselves
Some people can quit a job without leaving a vacancy
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can stay in a week. - W. D. Howells
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers
Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide.
Some people can't tell the difference, sadly.
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Other cause happiness whenever they go
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whe
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Some people claim there's a woman to blame, but it's my own damn fault. - Jimmy Buffett
Some people collect salt & pepper shakers; fetishists collect dead things
Some people come home to unwind...others unravel!
Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel.
Some people confuse boredom with security.
Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!!
Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
Some people cross-dress. I just cross-reference. - Bill Barnett
Some people deserve to die.  You, for example
Some people do first, think afterward, and then repent forever.
Some people don't have a clue as to what's going on.
Some people don't know the difference between a grin and a grimace.
Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it
Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others gargle.
Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others wash their feet
Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
Some people either have too much time on their hands, or too many hairs across  their A$$ to live happily
Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing.
Some people find fault as if there was a reward being offered for it.
Some people find fault like there was a reward offered.
Some people find that it's easier to hate than to wait anymore. - Billy Joel
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
Some people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two...alone.
Some people get by with a little understanding... - Sisters of Mercy
Some people get by with a little understanding... - TSoM
Some people get by with a whole lot more... - Sisters of Mercy
Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.
Some people go off the deep end when there's no water in the pool
Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue.
Some people handle the truth carelessly. Others never touch it at all.
Some people have Ideals because of people, Others because of the Ideals.
Some people have a family tree, some have a Wine Rack!
Some people have a great ambition: to build something that will last, at least until they've finished building it
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like
Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."
Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
Some people have been asking about taglines.  I've collected my best
Some people have children in order to buy toys--I feel it's cheaper
Some people have children in order to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself
Some people have delusions of adequacy
Some people have it dead easy, don't they?
Some people have more problems than an arithmetic book.
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled
Some people have one of those days.  I have one of those lives.
Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no knowledge of them
Some people have sooooooooo much love to give!
Some people have tact and others tell the truth.
Some people in this department wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head
Some people jog to stay fit, I carry a concealed .45 caliber magnum!
Some people judge you by the way you look.
Some people just beg for it
Some people just can't HACK it!
Some people just don't get it
Some people just don't know how to drive.  I call these people "Everybody but me."
Some people just don't know when to quit
Some people just don't learn unless there's blood spilled
Some people just don't think sarcasm is funny.
Some people just lie in bed. I prefer truth everywhere
Some people just love to steal the roses out of your vase
Some people learn by "try all and error"
Some people like learning Eskimo, but I can't get Innuit.
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it - Gordon R. Dickson
Some people like the oddest things - Trillian
Some people live in the fast lane.  I live in oncoming traffic
Some people live with the fear of a touch, and the anger of having been a fool. - Billy Joel
Some people look for anxiety like pigs look for truffles.
Some people look intelligent when they wear glasses, but it's only an optical illusion
Some people look so busy that they seem indispensable
Some people make me wonder; did we all really come from the same source?
Some people make the world more special just by being in it.
Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?'
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book
Some people march to the beat of a different drummer- and
Some people might as well be crazy for all the sense they have
Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment
Some people need an attitude adjustment, but it won't work
Some people never appreciate what they have... until it's gone.
Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.
Some people never go insane... what truly horrible lives they must lead. -Charles Bukowski, Ham on Rye
Some people never learn, some even later.
Some people never marry because they do not believe in divorce.
Some people never met a conspiracy they didn't like
Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receip
Some people pay so much attention to their reputation that they lose their `character
Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want
Some people play head games, but I can't afford the equipment.--R.W
Some people poo-poo Australian wines
Some people practice what they preach, others just practice preaching.
Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for
Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for
Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one, care less for them.
Some people push for a tofu-free work environment.
Some people read enough to stay misinformed
Some people read their stars - I think I'll write my own.
Some people risk to employ me. Some people live to destroy me.
Some people run from a possible fight. Some people figure they can never win. - Billy Joel
Some people sail to live. Some people live to sail. Me? I just sail.
Some people say I should keep my  mouth shut!!!!
Some people say life is the thing, but I prefer reading
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface
Some people say you're a lot less boring when you're asleep
Some people say, my love cannot be true, please believe me my love
Some people see through the eyes of the old before they ever get a look at the young. - Billy Joel
Some people seem to think that "damn" is God's last name
Some people seldom repeat gossip----the way they heard it
Some people should be required to wear warning signs.
Some people should never be promoted. - Garak (and Kirk)
Some people stay far away from the door, if there's a chance of it opening up. - Billy Joel
Some people still read mail a packet at a time
Some people still think you need shaving cream to use Occam's Razor.
Some people sure can't take a compliment - Calvin
Some people swear by DoubleSpace, others swear AT it.
Some people take the bull by the horns--others shoot it.
Some people talk & never do/That's the difference between me & you.ANT
Some people talk better when they breathe vaccum. - RAH
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum.  -- Heinlein
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum......
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some people think I'm arrogant, but I know better.
Some people think I'm insensitive The bunch of jerks!
Some people think drinking vodka keeps them breathless. They should try smoking!
Some people turn every echo they post on into the Christian echo
Some people type so fast that forget to include
Some people type the Biblical way--seek and ye shall find
Some people use a stick to find a wet spot!
Some people use religion only as a fire escape.
Some people were born liberal. To others God gave brains!
Some people who can't, will try, regardless
Some people who can, should not
Some people who claim they are on a diet observe it only between meals
Some people who don't pay their taxes in due time, do time.
Some people who should, won't
Some people who shouldn't, but try, will then blame others
Some people who shouldn't, will
Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them
Some people will grow up and spread cheer, others just grow up and spread.
Some people will personally rip your explanation
Some people will steal anything.... i only steal quality.
Some people will stoop to anything for attention...especially me
Some people will stop at nothing when it comes to giving.
Some people will turn you away. --M. Jackson.
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. -- The Wizard of Oz
Some people won't get it. that's ok. i'm used to that
Some people would give their right arm for the privilege
Some people would not recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Some people wouldn't be happy if you hung them with a new rope!
Some people wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head
Some people's kids
Some people's mouths work faster than their brains.  They say things they haven't even thought of yet
Some people's nose runs and feet smell
Some people's parents
Some people, find it hard to park a car, others DO IT with a bang
Some people.  I know they loosen my straightjacket
Some peoples messages are like hearing fingernails across a blackboard
Some persons have been helped so much they are helpless
Some persons will stop at nothing when it comes to giving
Some politicans campaign for the funds of it
Some polititions have a price. Some have a bargin sale.
Some power saws are a cut above the rest.
Some practice economy only with the truth
Some printers DO IT with lasers.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
Some push the envelope to the edge.  Others just lick it!
Some questions never merit an answer.
Some quit due to slow progress, without grasping that it iz stiL progress.
Some realities are more allegorical than others.
Some realities are more allegorical than others.
Some recipes are better than the messages that contain them.
Some remedies are worse than the diseases. - Publilius Syrus
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
Some said that killing the Thallids only encouraged them
Some say Pan is just a myth/But guess who I've been dancing with!
Some say he's the devil himself
Some say life is the thing, but I prefer reading.&lt;Rendell&gt;
Some say that knowledge is something that you never have.
Some say the gods are just a myth - guess who I've been dancing with?
Some say the solution to polluton is dilution.
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. - Robert Frost
Some say we're born into the grave.--Alice In Chains
Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. -- Folk saying
Some scholars say they made it all the way to Cardassia. Sisko
Some scientists reject creationism - science does not.
Some see things and say 'Why?'- some dream things and say 'Why not?'
Some see things that are and ask why. Some dream of things that aren't and ask why not. Some people don't have time for all that stuff.
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Some shall depart from the faith. - 1 Timothy 4:1
Some slugs have all the fun!  Dax
Some soldier ants are sergeANTs.
Some sort of plane thing or something - Mike on movie
Some sort of plane thing or something... -- Mike Nelson
Some species eat their young. (Woody Allen)
Some spelling chequers dew knot work write.
Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad.
Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom
Some stuff I put at the end of my messages
Some taglines SHOULD be turned of)Uoo=&lt;
Some taglines are better than the messages that contain them.
Some taglines are like dead fish: they begin to stink after 3 days
Some tags I think... Some tags I don't
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes. - John Mason Brown, July 28,1955
Some things are better in the dark
Some things are better left buried. - Garibaldi
Some things are better left to the experts.
Some things are better left unsaid
Some things are clever only the first time.
Some things are cut and dried, and others, ain't so !
Some things are more important than peace.
Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them. - Leo Rosten
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some things are unnatural when seen in Spandex.
Some things are without rhyme or reason.
Some things are worth dying for.  This isn't one of them.
Some things can make a grown man cry
Some things change, some stay the same
Some things don't need the thought people give them. - Calvin
Some things get better with age, some like Bwave don't!!
Some things have got to be believed to be seen.
Some things have to be believed to be seen.  - Ralph Hodgson
Some things in here don't react too well to bullets. --Ramius
Some things in life are bad.  They can really make you mad
Some things must be believed to be seen
Some things must be believed to be seen ... Unicorn's Rest
Some things never change - if you get my drift.  -- Col. Blake
Some things never changeDeath, taxes and the need to upgrade.
Some things that fall apart can be put together again.
Some things to explain about me & the wind demon - Crow
Some things you just can't explain.
Some things, like fine wines, improve with age.
Some things, they're hard to say.
Some think @N@ as hypocrisy personified
Some think @N@ as ignorance personified
Some think @TO@ as hypocrisy personified.
Some think @TO@ as ignorance personified.
Some think Al Gore as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Al Gore as ignorance personified.
Some think Bill Clinton as hypocrisy personified.
Some think He as hypocrisy personified.
Some think He as ignorance personified.
Some think Orville Bullitt as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Orville Bullitt as ignorance personified.
Some think Orville as hypocrisy personified.
Some think Orville as ignorance personified.
Some think as hypocrisy personified.
Some think as ignorance personified.
Some think like drummers, some act like them
Some think of @N as ignorance personified
Some think of @TO@ as hypocrisy personified
Some think of @TO@ as ignorance personified
Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions
Some tickling or telling funny stories can make sex more interesting!
Some times the prize just ain't worth the Cracker Jacks.
Some treasure the truth so much, they only use it sparingly.
Some trucks are sports cars with a large trunk
Some underquoters are known to have short attention spans, Pilgrim
Some vampires take the saying "Take a bite out of Crime" to literaly
Some viewers explode. Pretty simple really. -Bryce Lynch
Some wars used less ammunition than a cease fire does now
Some were born to become a chalk outline
Some who get credit for being Conservative are merely stupid
Some wild fires searchout a dry quiet kiss on leaving. --JM
Some will like me & some will not, so I might as well be
Some windows were made to be broken
Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them
Some wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately.
Some woman can talk their way outta anything, except a telephone booth
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them
Some women are like musical glasses.  To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
Some women are like watches-hard to regulate
Some women don't have it too good. Between douches and dishes, they're always in hot water
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them
Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him.
Some women go to the beach in their baiting suits.
Some women have alarm clocks, I have my husbands elbow
Some women have kinky taste in men, thank God. -- Al
Some women need a man like a fish needs toilet!
Some women pick men to marry, others pick them to pieces.
Some women show a lot of style and some styles show a lot of women.
Some words to know from the Ozarks: Dafeeda Road = a freeway onramp!
Some workers hit . This old guy beat the hell out of it
Some world views are spacious, some are merely spaced. -N.P, Rush
Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind.
Some would sooner die than think.  In fact, they often do.--B. Russell
Some would think this a good time to take my head. - Duncan MacLeod
Some zoophilic dreams are really wild.
Some-thing is wrong on Saturn-3!  Oooh! - Tom
SomeBody'sCastingTheseShadowsForAreason! - SpiderMan
SomeWillSellTheirDreamsForSmallDesiresAndLoseTheRaceToRats -Rush
Somebodies house is burnin down down .  HENDRIX 
Somebody Pease...  HEP ME, Hep me Now!
Somebody STOLE your pajamas? - Det. Kallaway
Somebody back home loves you.  Don't ask me why. -- Col. Potter
Somebody better call him a sober cab - Tom on Gaos
Somebody better investigate soon. -- Henry Dean
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! - Moe
Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!
Somebody else is going to pay for it?!? I'll have two. - Liberal
Somebody else is going to pay for it???   I'll take two. - Democrat
Somebody get me a Tailor! * Cat
Somebody get me a ball-peen hammer. - Slappy
Somebody get me a nukeI'm going to kill Bester.  Repeatedly.
Somebody get me a tailor! - The Cat
Somebody get me my door key. -- The Deacon
Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning -- Riker
Somebody had thier dose of 'Vitamin |&lt;' - VeRTiG0
Somebody had to do it
Somebody hang up the phone! - Mulder
Somebody has to go polish the stars
Somebody has to pay the communications bill.
Somebody has to save our skins.  Into the garbage chute, fly boy
Somebody here looks out of place. -- BJ to Hawkeye
Somebody just flushed - Crow on whooshing rocket noise
Somebody keeps changing the rules.
Somebody kick me... - Aahz Later, I *PROMISE*! - Skeeve
Somebody kill that Purple Dinasour!
Somebody kill that man....QUIETLY!
Somebody make a light-hearted comment so we can all got home
Somebody must have beamed off the ship as it exploded. - O'Brien
Somebody must have put alcohol in our liquor.  Louis Armstrong
Somebody must have thought up taglines, but it wasn't me ,,,
Somebody needs to add some chlorine to this gene pool! - Duckman
Somebody neuter me!! - Stray dog, on Rocko's Modern Life
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear
Somebody out there REALLY thinks I'm special.  Guess Who??
Somebody out there looking to party? - Modo
Somebody pick Force up, will you? -- Stonewall
Somebody picked your pocket? On Earth? Kim
Somebody pissed into the popcorn you are eating
Somebody please stop me before I download again!
Somebody please tell Limbaugh that America is not a Christian country.
Somebody put a tongue under her wallet! - Tom Servo
Somebody put something in my drink !!!
Somebody put something/Somebody put something in my drink... Ramones
Somebody put the moon base on 'spin' - Crow on effect
Somebody put the moon base on `spin'. -- Crow T. Robot
Somebody said something about an ambush. Franklin
Somebody shut off the noises in my head!
Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check!
Somebody snitched on me, right?
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.   Beatles
Somebody stole my taglines, and I'm really pissed!
Somebody stop me! The Mask
Somebody swiped my recipes!
Somebody swiped my taglines!
Somebody tell me this ain't a government job. --Gene Krantz
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared
Somebody turn off the lights, I've lost my glow-in-the-dark condom!
Somebody up there likes me. - Rocky Graziano
Somebody used my family tree for pulpwood
Somebody was trying to get 2 burials for the price of 1." - Mulder
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
Somebody with an influense... Doorman at the nudebar! - Al Bundy
Somebody! PLEASE! STOP ME before I upgrade again!!!
Somebody's been playing in the pixie dust again, huh?
Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
Somebody's got a Toro snowblower- Joel Robinson
Somebody's got to do it!
Somebody's got to have some damned perspective around here
Somebody's got to have some perspective around here.  BOOM! - Ivanova
Somebody's got to lie in front of the bulldozer, haven't they?
Somebody's house is burnin down down .  Hendrix
Somebody's playin' Don Quixote with the windmills of your mind
Somebody's poisoned the waterhole! -- Woody
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits.  I found a pile of them over in the corner
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of t
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the
Somebody's ultimate mail reader is coming soon!
Somebody, I say, somebody knocked!--Sen. Beauregard Claghorn
Somebody, ah say, somebody knocked! - Senator Claghorn
Somebody, tell me I'm ADOPTED! - Chelsea Clinton
Somebodystolemyspacebardammit!
Someday @FN@, POW! Straight to the moon!
Someday Geco, even you, WILL come to your senses!
Someday God will log you out.
Someday He, even you, WILL come to your senses!
Someday I'll be Ass-Smart ass you.
Someday I'll have - A dissapearing hairline! - CTD
Someday I'll have the time to write my own Tagline
Someday I'll join the Procrastination Conference
Someday I'll out-smart this machine... maybe...hopefully
Someday I'll work on the Smith's.
Someday I'll write my *own* philosophy book - Calvin
Someday I'm going to get this right, maybe
Someday I'm going to open a cantina... - Vaquero
Someday Mother will die, and I'll get the money.
Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too! 
Someday YOU, POW! Straight to the moon!
Someday is not a day of the week
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money - TMBG
Someday my prints will come.- Snow White at Photomat
Someday my ship will come in...with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
Someday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it
Someday the computer will eliminate paperwork!
Someday the military will hold bakesales... not schools.
Someday the rains will come; my blistered hands tell me.
Someday there will be a cure for Star Trek.
Someday they'll outlaw this annual madness known as Rabbit Season
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection
Someday we'll go beyond the *speed* of light
Someday we'll look back on this and shudder
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -- Evan Davis
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
Someday we'll make that hate work for you!
Someday we'll make that stupidity of yours work for you.
Someday when we're dreaming
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
Someday you may see ads for vacation condos in Chernobyl.
Someday you will come to your senses.
Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
Someday you will look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Someday you'll be glad that guy's out of your hair. - BJ
Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
Someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
Someday you'll thank me for this.
Someday you're going to be wrong, and I hope I'm there to see it. - Leia
Someday your prints will come.  - Photo Lab
Someday your prints will come.  -- Cheapo Film Develop Co
Someday your prints will come.  -- Kodak
Someday, POW!  Straight to the moon!
Someday, THESE will be the good ol' days.
Someday, all BBSes will be like this.
Someday, all those healthy laboratory rats will be the death of us.
Someday, and that day may never come, I may ask a favor of you
Someday, at the right time, it might find you again.
Someday, people will find out that "ALL" the Bible applies to them
Someday, someone will remember Sister Souljah with nostalgia.
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
Someday, you'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car
Someday,we'll look back on this,laugh nervously & change the subject
Someday....everybody will know the joy of my nipples
Somedays I feel like a windshield; others a bug!
Somedays it just doesn't pay to be human, G'kar. -Joe
Somedays you're the dog, somedays you're the hydrant!
Somedays you're the pigeon, somedays you're the statue. &lt;Roger Anderson&gt;
Somedays you're the windshield, some days you're the bug
Somedays, I think the world is nothing more than 1's & 0's
Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile
Somehow I can't imagine you ever being little, Bowler. -Brisco
Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore
Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. - Krusty
Somehow I feel responsible. - O'Brien
Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravat
Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravation I cause myself
Somehow I imagined this experience would be more rewarding.
Somehow I know he's always with me
Somehow I know he's always with me ...|he - the unseen genius
Somehow I know he's always with me.
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Somehow I stayed awake till lunch time.
Somehow I've always know I'll never be psychic.
Somehow a serious tagline here seems inappropriate
Somehow it seemed SO worthwhile.
Somehow the fact takes over, and the fiction coming through.
Somehow the longing is so far away
Somehow you taunted an installation procedure!
Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. - Geordi
Somehow, I just don't see Sentinels groovin' to Jimi-- -- Logan
Somehow, I'd feel more secure with a little less defence
Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it
Someone *finally* wrote a real OS for PC's! IBM OS/2 Warp!
Someone Pressed the [Undo] Key of Love.
Someone actually has to think up these things!
Someone always finds me. Loc-Nar
Someone always needs help.
Someone always used to say "I've got things to do and people to see."
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Someone broke in while we were asleep. They left $10.
Someone buy me a beer!
Someone changed my program
Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass - Moe
Someone come and pummel this annoying person!! - The Fin
Someone could get hurt. Lore
Someone else is doing the driving for that boy.
Someone else take over, my inspiration for recipes is gone
Someone else to catch this drift. - Alanis Morissette
Someone forgot to tell the Colts they were supposed to lose
Someone get "refueled" this weekend? - Crow T. Robot leers
Someone get me off this planet...out of this universe...please!!
Someone get me the 'pooper scooper'
Someone go fetch Data, he enjoys pointless bickering.
Someone go walk Fido, I think he's gotta go!
Someone had just poked an eclair through the curtains.
Someone has been on too many DRUGS!
Someone has taken justice and hidden it behind the law
Someone help me....I have lost me census!!
Someone hit someone or we're going back to our porn --Mike
Someone i unenthusiastic about your work
Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
Someone is *always* paying attention Mr. Mulder. - Max (Fallen Angel)
Someone is a few beers short of a 12-pack
Someone is always paying attention
Someone is always paying attention" - Deep Throat
Someone is always paying attention. --Max Fenig.
Someone is always paying attention. --X-Files.
Someone is always paying attention." - Max Fenig
Someone is lying. Tuvok
Someone is printing souls!
Someone is speaking well of you
Someone is speaking well of you.  How unusual!
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone is wearing my favorite perfume
Someone just took the caramel coloring outta my Pepsi.
Someone keeps moving my chair
Someone kidnapped my husband & my dog. Reward offered for return of do
Someone kidnapped my wife & my dog. Reward for return of dog.
Someone left the cake out in the rain
Someone left the cork out of my lunch. W.C. Fields
Someone let the air out of her lock.
Someone living inside the Arctic Circle might drive an Aurora.
Someone must have blessed us when he gave us those songs. - Jim Steinman
Someone must have hidden the Cthulhu escape plans in the escape pod
Someone must suffer for our sins....as long as it isn't us!
Someone ought to sue Joycelyn Elders for medical malpractice.
Someone pays.  The Universe doesn't take credit cards
Someone permanently borrowed your tagline
Someone please tell me this isn't happening! -- Crow T. Robot
Someone please tell me what I'm doing in a bucket? -- Mudslide
Someone posted here that there couldn't be interspecies breeding.
Someone pulled the plug
Someone put Cheez Whiz in my shorts.  -Opus
Someone ran over my cat, said Tom flatly
Someone received our signal, and sent one back. Tuvok
Someone removed all the twos from this deck, Tom deduced.
Someone said I was in my own world. Whose am I supposed to be in?
Someone said you weren't fit to eat with the pigs , I said you were
Someone say "crash"?  We all need hobbies!
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright
Someone sent the promised land, well I grabit with both hands -Floyd
Someone sent their brain trust to meet you. - Felix Leiter
Someone set a bad example.Made surrender seem alright -Rush, _The Pass
Someone should blow @TO@ up! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
Someone should really clean around here....   -Peg Bundy
Someone shows me one of their fingers and I'm supposed to feel bad.JS
Someone somewhere went to sleep and dreamed us all alive.
Someone stole all pain but not right now
Someone stole my computer terminal
Someone stole my computer terminal, said Tom disconsolately.
Someone stole my electrolytic capacitor! Tom charged negatively.
Someone stole my ept! Tom screamed ineptly.
Someone stole my kishka when I turned my back!
Someone stole my kishka! - Mike as deli worker
Someone stole my neck - Crow
Someone stole my neck! -- Crow T. Robot
Someone stole my tagline!
Someone stole my wheels, Tom said tirelessly.
Someone stole this tagline from me
Someone stop that maniac on the bicycle! -- Dax
Someone stop this man from yelling 'dragon'! - Yakko Warner
Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton, but it was a draft; he dodged it.
Someone threw a beer at Clinton, he dodged it...it was a draft
Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. No doubt a draft.
Someone threw a can of beer at Billy; it was a draft, he dodged it.
Someone threw a draft beer at Bill Clinton but he dodged it.
Someone throw Worf a milkbone, he's hungry again.
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes
Someone told me to add a tagline to my message, so I did!
Someone tried to kill you, Garak. Sisko
Someone turn the key off...Sarah Brady's mouth is still running
Someone turn the key off...Schumer's mouth is still running.
Someone wake Albion up... -- The Clansman
Someone was trying to get two burials for the price of one
Someone who avoids beer on tap is a draft dodger.
Someone who can only spell a word one way lacks imagination.
Someone who does not make a mistake usually makes nothing.
Someone who duz not make some mistake usually makes nothin'.
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Someone will pay for this, oh yes! - Peter Puppy, in a dress
Someone will pay...Oh Yes!Someone will pay...-Peter Puppy
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Someone with attention deficit disorder edited this -Crow
Someone you care about is lesbian or gay.
Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian.
Someone you know and love is queer
Someone you trust is one of us
Someone's activated a Level-5 security protocol! - O'Brien
Someone's at the door
Someone's at the door! - American Gothic Mantra
Someone's at the door! Merlyn Temple
Someone's at the door, Tom chimed. -Rambo & Youngquist
Someone's at the door...
Someone's been digging in the remnants pile big time.
Someone's been playing with matches. - Mulder
Someone's down there...alive - Troi
Someone's giving birth in the next tent. -- Tom Servo
Someone's got a fortune, that they're begging me to take - Billy Joel
Someone's got to have some damned perspective around here! - Ivanova
Someone's gotta loot the dead and torture the wounded.
Someone's gotta tell the Volcano God that we're all out of virgins!
Someone's gotta tell this volcano god we're out of redheaded virgins
Someone's taking out our force fields. - Dax
Someone's tryin' to commit suicide in our jail cell. Sheriff Buck
Someone, help call 911 -- this man is unconscious! - Myra I Fox
Someone, somewhere is being assimilated right now.
Someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!
Someones giving birth in the next tent-Tom on party noise
Somethin kinda new, a vortex that likes honey roasted nuts. Freakazoid
Somethin' down there sucked their BRAINS out! COORDINATES!!
Somethin' like a recipe, bits and pieces and - Weird Science
Somethin' tells me I shoulda stood in bed.  &lt;Bugs&gt;
Somethin's gotten hold of my hand, dragging my soul to a beautiful land... - Gene Pitney
Somethin's gotten hold of my heart, keeping my soul and my senses apart... - Gene Pitney
Something *serious* is going down here, Scully! - Mulder
Something *very* strange is going on here, Mulder
Something Amiss?  Hi, I'm Something Amister
Something Christ, King of the Jews
Something GOOFY this way comes!
Something I ask of all my prey, I like the sound of it
Something I can do for you, Ambassador? - Garibaldi
Something I can do for you? Sheridan
Something I hoped I'd never hear again: the rattling of sabers
Something Old, Something Hugh, Something Borged, Something Blew
Something Q cannot do: Teach acting to William Shatner.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Something Wiccan this way comes
Something Wiccan this way comes, dancing skyclad to the drums
Something _bothering_ you, Mr Spock? - Kirk
Something about "Blessed are the cheesecake makers"?
Something about 20 years to life, nothing important. - 007
Something always goes wrong at weddings.
Something amuses you, my captain? Something horrible, no doubt?
Something between a mister and a mattress... Modem Sex begins with a
Something came out of my.....BUTT!
Something caught in your throat again? - Renimar Keth-solamni
Something for our American friends.  Its a `Ghetto-Blaster'. - Q
Something fun to pass his time
Something funny, friend? Paris
Something goes wrong every minute.  What you do is fix it
Something goes wrong every minute. What you do is fix it. -Lt Gen Pagonis
Something good is worth waiting for! Blue Wave v2.20  Don Alt 5/1995
Something happened offscreen over here! -- Mike Nelson
Something has gone horribly wrong, here
Something has invaded my night, cutting it's way through my dreams like a knife... - Gene Pitney
Something has just gone amiss with my vehicle.
Something has reared its ugly head in outer space...&lt;Dr. Banzai&gt;
Something important has come up. Rom
Something impressive?  Ask to see Quark's jar of his collected earwax!
Something in my mind said...home. Kirk
Something in the moon's atmosphere is jamming our sensors. Odo
Something in the next shadow is waiting to eat your face
Something in the way she moves
Something in the way she moves - Beatles
Something in the way she moves...
Something interesting came to my attention last night. - Mulder (PM)
Something is VERY wrong here!
Something is afoot at the Circle-K!
Something is approaching from the south-west. --Robbie
Something is different
Something is here, Scully. - Fox Mulder
Something is here, Scully."- Mulder ("Devil" episode)
Something is lost, something is found
Something is making these things possible."- Mulder (Devil Episode)
Something is making these things possible."--Mulder to Scully
Something is making these things possible.- Fox Mulder
Something is missing in your personal relationships
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. -- Shakespeare
Something is rotten in the state of confusion.
Something is seriously wrong. Your brain is not on file. --Holodoc
Something just came out of my butt - it made a sound - it smelt funny
Something just died here - New Jersey State Motto
Something more splendid than heating bread. - Talkie Toaster
Something must have gone terribly wrong. Quark
Something new coming from the south !
Something new from Frokas III?
Something odd, Captain. - Spock
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something true.
Something or someone is telling you it's over and done.
Something really AWFUL...and it'll chafe...and stuff... - Psy-crow
Something serious is going down here, Scully! - Fox Mulder
Something should be done about this
Something should be done about this...STEAL THE STANLEY CUP!
Something should be done...something irresponsible.
Something sort'a happened. Kind of... - Crow/#606
Something stinks.  I think it's the acting. -- Crow T. Robot
Something stinks. I think it's the acting - Crow
Something strange is afoot at the Circle-K.
Something strange is definitely going on up there. - Scully
Something strange is happening, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson
Something tells me I'd better tag along! - Charlie
Something tells me that's not part of your plan! - Jennifer2
Something tells me that's not part of your plan. Jen Sisko 2
Something tells me the same thing. -- HoloDoc
Something tells me we're in *big* trouble.
Something tells me we're not in Northern Wisconsin anymore - Yakko
Something that is stronger and deeper than any words is found in love.
Something that says `I'm here to destroy you' but w/ a sense of fun!
Something that was emailed to me: a response to the Communications Decency Act of 1996
Something under the bed is drooling
Something under the bed is drooling - Calvin
Something under the bed is drooling...
Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Something wacky this way comes. -- Joel Robinson
Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes--oh, hello, Danny.
Something will have to be done, something irresponsibl
Something wrong, Captain? - Spock
Something wrong, Mr. Nel-SON? - Crow
Something's awfuwwy SCWEWWY here... - Elmer
Something's coming through. - Dax
Something's going on, Captain. - Sulu
Something's gonna change your mind.
Something's happening here
Something's happening in the reactor room! Vanderberg
Something's happening. Crusher
Something's interfering with the re-materialisation process. - Dax
Something's knocked me out the trees / Now I'm on my knees
Something's lost and something's gained in living life each day
Something's not right here. Odo
Something's not right here...--Constable Odo
Something's really wrong here.
Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. -- Shakespeare
Something's silly about men in shorts w/guns - Crow
Something's stiff but it sure ain't dead.
Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file. - The Doctor
Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file. --Holodoc
Something's wrong when kids run wild and dogs are sent to obedience school
Something's wrong with this world when clowns are lawyers too!
Something's wrong.  Data, you have the bridge. Riker
Something's wrong. - Dax
Somethings Fishy in the bookstore.
Somethings flashing over to the what's-it there, ya - Tom
Somethingswrongwithmyspacebar
Sometime I wish *life* had an ESCAPE key!
Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
Sometime it takes a SCHLURPPP! - Crow
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.--Carl Sandburg
Sometime, somewhere, when you least expect it
Sometime, you've gotta break the rules.
Sometimes (always), Moderators can be a pain in the neck
Sometimes *I* can't stand myself, EITHER!
Sometimes America borders on the insane.
Sometimes Fido eats the messages instead of delivering them.
Sometimes God's answer to your prayer is "No!"
Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts
Sometimes I No, I don't. - s.w.
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for G'kar - Londo
Sometimes I am positively *evil*!!  &lt;chuckle&gt;
Sometimes I amaze even myself. - Han Solo
Sometimes I appear to be me, but I'm not.. you know?
Sometimes I can't tell when you people are joking :^)
Sometimes I do the right thing only as a last resort.
Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
Sometimes I don't necessarily agree with soap
Sometimes I don't understand me either. -- BJ
Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut
Sometimes I even amaze myself. - Han Solo
Sometimes I feel Satisfied.  Then I wonder why
Sometimes I feel like I am going sane
Sometimes I feel like I am persecuting somebody
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner... -RHCP
Sometimes I feel like I don't know --U2
Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the
Sometimes I feel like I've got a guardian idiot
Sometimes I feel like I've got a guardian idiot. - The Lucky Duck
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination
Sometimes I feel like a man in the wilderness!
Sometimes I feel like a sad song...  - John Denver
Sometimes I feel like a set of encyclopedias that no one ever opens.
Sometimes I feel like giving the Moderator a big hug
Sometimes I feel like goalie for the dart team
Sometimes I feel like road kill on the information superhighway.
Sometimes I feel that I'm living a life of illusion
Sometimes I forget my own sexuality
Sometimes I get morning wood in the afternoon - Butthead.
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe
Sometimes I get tired of being in here. - Pink Floyd
Sometimes I give myself the creeps - Green Day
Sometimes I go on a power trip.. -Vu Ho
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself.
Sometimes I have this compulsion to speak Latin.
Sometimes I have to remind you just how good I am - Odo
Sometimes I hear my voice.
Sometimes I hear my voice... -- Tori Amos
Sometimes I just can't resist, 8^)
Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior. - C-3PO
Sometimes I just go nuts. Like now...  -- Riggs
Sometimes I just hate this job. - Lawrence Limburger
Sometimes I just love when it ends! - Yakko
Sometimes I just shake my head..but it never helps  - Geco
Sometimes I learn from other people's mistakes
Sometimes I let my other personalities have the day off.
Sometimes I lie
Sometimes I miss humor. Is this a joke?
Sometimes I miss my Mom...then I reload
Sometimes I miss my wife, but my aim's getting better!
Sometimes I miss you...then I reload.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Sometimes I need what only you can provide... Your absence
Sometimes I respond in Taglines; other times I'm a churlish twit!
Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray
Sometimes I sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams&lt;Styx&gt;
Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink.
Sometimes I sits and thinks amd sometimes I just sits
Sometimes I sits and thinks; sometimes i sits
Sometimes I take virtual drugs so I can handle virtual reality.
Sometimes I talk to Nostradamus, and he'll just say, "I know, I know."
Sometimes I think "hmmm"...and sometimes I just don't know
Sometimes I think God created me for another tax deduction.
Sometimes I think I type faster than I think
Sometimes I think I type faster than I think &lt;g&gt;.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you
Sometimes I think I'm not as sick as the others.  &lt;O. de Havilland&gt;
Sometimes I think I'm undecided, and then sometimes I'm not so sure
Sometimes I think civilization is a passing fancy.
Sometimes I think he enjoys seeing me suffer.
Sometimes I think line noise is deliberate.
Sometimes I think my computer had a lobotomy.
Sometimes I think too much, sometimes not at all
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. - Buckminster Fuller
Sometimes I think we're just cannon fodder for the game of life.
Sometimes I think you trick me. - Mike Moore  [Frontline]
Sometimes I wake Grumpy - Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up BITCHY.  Other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up Grouchy!! ..  But usually I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy, but mostly I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up Grumpy; most times I let Her sleep!!
Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake up grouchy...Sometimes I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, but mostly I let her sleep!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
Sometimes I wake upgrouchy. Usually, I let her sleep
Sometimes I wanna put a bullet in my skull - Mike
Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife
Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her).
Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now, things I didn't know then
Sometimes I wish I had a virus so I could throw up on selected students
Sometimes I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now.
Sometimes I wish I were awake when I'm asleep.  Garfield
Sometimes I wish Life had a RESET button.
Sometimes I wish birth control was retroactive
Sometimes I wish life had an &lt;esc&gt; key
Sometimes I wish life had an <esc> key...
Sometimes I wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key
Sometimes I wonder if anyone gives a darn
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then
Sometimes I wonder why Mom didn't snap sooner.
Sometimes I wonder why it took mom so long to snap.
Sometimes I wonder, sometimes I wonder some more!
Sometimes I wonder..If we really feel the same - Amy Grant
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.&lt;Tomlin&gt;
Sometimes I'm so abscure, even *I* don't know what I mean.
Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm shot, sometimes I don't know how much more I got. - Billy Joel
Sometimes I...  No, I don't. - S. Wright
Sometimes I... No, I don't. - S.W.
Sometimes Internet e-mail is a good thing. Sometimes it is a bad thing.
Sometimes Peace is just another word for Surrender. - Ivanova
Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut; Sometimes You Don't!
Sometimes You Have Mail.
Sometimes You're The Windshield, Sometimes You're The Bug
Sometimes a cigar is just  -  a cigar
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  - Sigmund Freud
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar: Sigmund of Borg.
Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
Sometimes a dead man can be a terrible enemy.   Richard Garrick
Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon"
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
Sometimes a friendly smile can make your day--  but it usually takes money or s*x
Sometimes a guy's gotta DO IT manually
Sometimes a guy's gotta do it manually.
Sometimes a guy's gotta do it manually.            Bob Morgan1, 1993
Sometimes a little brain damage can help. -- George Carlin
Sometimes a little cynicism is a healthy thing.
Sometimes a majority means that all the fools are on one side.
Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor
Sometimes a recipe is just a recipe.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes a tagline is just a tagline.
Sometimes a way seems right to a man but the end of it leads to death!
Sometimes a yawn is a silent laugh!
Sometimes being an Immortal comes in pretty handy!  -Carl Robinson
Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool
Sometimes boys will be girls, but not in my case
Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.  - Augusto Pinochet
Sometimes downright blasphemous taglines. Enjoy!" - Vanessa Lopez
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
Sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears. - Paul Simon
Sometimes even the smallest boon can save a life
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. -- Seneca
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. --Lucius Annaeus Seneca, writer and philosopher (BCE 3-65 CE)
Sometimes failure is the path of least persistance.
Sometimes gunpowder smells good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes gunpowder smells good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes gunpowder smells good. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes insanity is the only alternative
Sometimes insanity is the only alternative - Button at a Science Fiction convention
Sometimes it doesn't matter how good you are at something ~ it is how badly  you want it
Sometimes it happens.  People just explode.  Natural causes.   -- Repo Man
Sometimes it happens. And sometimes it doesn't. - Ivanova
Sometimes it healthy to explore the darker side of your psyche
Sometimes it hurts to love
Sometimes it hurts to love, but you can still love
Sometimes it is enough to show teeth, but if you must bite, bite deep!
Sometimes it is good to be only a fly when giants are fighting for the heavens
Sometimes it is not good enough to do your best; you have to do what is required.  --Sir Winston Churchill
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think.
Sometimes it makes no sense at all!
Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up.
Sometimes it pays to revisit decisions... - Tony Stott
Sometimes it rains inside my head
Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over.
Sometimes it seems like things will never change,keep trying.
Sometimes it seems like things will never change,keep trying.
Sometimes it seems my whole life is a surprise party.
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used -Floyd
Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in and get the job done
Sometimes it takes wisdom to stop beating your head against the wall
Sometimes it's a bitch. Sometimes it's a breeze.
Sometimes it's deliberate but I think most of the time it isn't
Sometimes it's easier to DO IT yourself
Sometimes it's easier to do it yourself.
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman - Mike as girl wrestler
Sometimes it's hard to explain about Bajoran lipstick on your collar.
Sometimes it's hard to find the right question.
Sometimes it's like I don't even exist, even God has lost track of my soul...  - Jonny Lang
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife...and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul. - Bruce Springsteen
Sometimes it's roses, sometimes it's weeds.
Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.&lt;Holliday&gt;
Sometimes let things happen but sometimes make things happen
Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays. -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com
Sometimes life brings you roses.
Sometimes life is like a bad Japanese movie.
Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools
Sometimes love progresses beyond belief
Sometimes luck isn't enough. L. LUCIANO
Sometimes magic works,sometimes it don't--Chief Dan George in Little Big Man
Sometimes my logic fails me where my chickens are concerned
Sometimes my modem just quits #&@!#$&$  NO CARRIER
Sometimes my own species makes me ashamed - Joel
Sometimes my own species makes me ashamed... -- Joel Robinson
Sometimes my train of thought never gets out of the station
Sometimes my train of thought never leaves the station
Sometimes my train of thought runs behind schedule
Sometimes nothin is a pretty cool hand.........
Sometimes on a rainy day, I sit around and weed the losers out of my address book. --George Carlin
Sometimes on a rainy day, I sit around and weed the losers out of my address book. --George Carlin
Sometimes one has to counter statistics with facts.
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. - Albert Einstein
Sometimes our big splashes are just ripples in the pool. -N.P., Rush
Sometimes out big splashes are just ripples in the pool
Sometimes owls are big.
Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure
Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure, IF done by a redhead!
Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure.
Sometimes peace is another word for surrender. -Ivanova
Sometimes playing the game is better than winning it.
Sometimes problem I words order the in have getting a right.
Sometimes reality seems so near, I feel I could reach out and touch it
Sometimes she can't wait around for her man to be reincarnated -  DS
Sometimes silence is not golden, it's yellow.
Sometimes silence is the best way to yell at the top of y
Sometimes simple questions can have complicated answers.
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing. - David Letterman
Sometimes sticking up for your friends means killing a lot of people.
Sometimes the "fool who rushes in" gets the job done.
Sometimes the Dragon wins!  Just ask a Crispy Critter.
Sometimes the Dragon wins.  (BURP!)
Sometimes the Garbage Disposal God requires a sacrificial spoon
Sometimes the Government has to kill kids in order to save them
Sometimes the alternative to war is slavery.
Sometimes the bear eats you
Sometimes the best defense is a skillful surrender
Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
Sometimes the best time to do something is later
Sometimes the better road is the one not taken
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease
Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me.
Sometimes the depths of your stupidity amazes me
Sometimes the dragon wins. Sometimes the knight wins.
Sometimes the elevator.  Most often the shaft!!
Sometimes the facts fail to corespond to known reality.
Sometimes the fax lie.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in actually gets the job done.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. AL BERNSTEIN
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand a spoon
Sometimes the garbage disposal gods demand an offering of a spoon.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye
Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't.
Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't. -Chief Dan George in Little Big Man
Sometimes the majority just means all the fools are on the same side.
Sometimes the most intelligent people can be the biggest idiots.
Sometimes the most loving answer is no.
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes the obvious, isn't
Sometimes the only good things on TV are the clock and vase!
Sometimes the only sane responce to an insane world is insanity -FM
Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.  --Homer Simpson
Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one
Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one
Sometimes the solution is so simple the problem becomes unsolvable!
Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets oiled, sometimes it gets replaced.
Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary
Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary
Sometimes the truth is the worst horror.
Sometimes the truth will suit me as well as any lie
Sometimes the way back is the way forward - Dungeon Master, D&D
Sometimes the weasel ends up chasing the monkey
Sometimes the wise ones wove their magic into living plants
Sometimes the wrong idea is the Right idea!
Sometimes there aint no friggin justice.   :-{
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
Sometimes there's no engine pulling my train of thought!
Sometimes they fool you by walking upright.
Sometimes they just grow, and grow, and grow
Sometimes they stay dead, sometimes they don't. O'Brady
Sometimes things aren't what they seem. - Catwoman
Sometimes those quotes used in the right place can be quite clever.
Sometimes to much to drink is barely enough
Sometimes too much drink is not enough
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. -Mark Twain
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
Sometimes trouble just follows a man. Josey Wales
Sometimes we ALL get an attack of Dain Bramage
Sometimes we CAN choose the path we will follow !!
Sometimes we all do things that just don't make no sense. Forrest Gump
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. - Dream
Sometimes we do things that, well, don't make much sense. Forrest Gump
Sometimes we do things thatwell, don't make much sense
Sometimes we have to laugh because there's no other choice,,,  
Sometimes we just outsmart ourselves!!!
Sometimes we just outsmart ourselves!!!
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own"
Sometimes we make it harder than it is - Amy Grant
Sometimes we may learn more from a man's errors, than from his virtues. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Sometimes weird things just happen... -- Sam Beckett
Sometimes what you learn conflicts with what you know
Sometimes when I'm talking my words can't keep up with my thoughts - Cal
Sometimes when it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells die.
Sometimes when my feet smell really bad, I wish that my legs were longer
Sometimes when women are divorced they treat vegetables like men.
Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
Sometimes when you hit the trail, the trail hits back. - Marlboro ad
Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. -- David Letterman
Sometimes windows is a nice place to work, then there's now.
Sometimes windows is good place to work, but then there's now.
Sometimes writing is easy.  And then I wake up
Sometimes wrong, but NEVER in doubt!
Sometimes ya gotta make some noise to be heard.
Sometimes you can be very amusing... then there's now.   Potter
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you
Sometimes you feel like a Nut, sometimes you don't!
Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree! 
Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky
Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky. - Brain
Sometimes you frighten me...  Arthur (Tick)
Sometimes you frighten me... -- Arthur
Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
Sometimes you get the Vedek, and sometimes you get orbed.
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be part of. - G. Weitzman
Sometimes you gotta do it manually
Sometimes you have to choose between being human and having good taste
Sometimes you have to choose love over happiness
Sometimes you have to leave your home to find your home
Sometimes you have to piss back at the gods
Sometimes you have to punch your way through! - Janeway
Sometimes you have to step over the line to know where the line is. - Penn
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
Sometimes you just can't be afraid to wear a different hat
Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'
Sometimes you just gotta wake up and smell the synthehol.
Sometimes you just have to *punch* your way through. - Janeway
Sometimes you just have to ask, "What the heck?"
Sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd.
Sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd.. - Picard
Sometimes you just have to punch your way through.
Sometimes you just have to punch your way through.... -Capt. Janeway
Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the f*ck!'
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck' ___ Blue W
Sometimes you just hit on something that clicks! - Anna Steven
Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win
Sometimes you must be kind to be cruel
Sometimes you must explain things you never said. - D. Wolf
Sometimes you must risk all to find the truth.  &lt;Caine&gt;
Sometimes you must turn and face the tiger
Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother. PJ
Sometimes you never can always tell what you least expect the most.
Sometimes you really amaze me!
Sometimes you step in it, and sometimes you don't
Sometimes you suprise me, Mulder. - Scully
Sometimes you suprise me, Mulder. - Scully (Irresistable)
Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink.
Sometimes you understand something perfectly and still want to kill it
Sometimes you're a Kenworth, sometimes you're a possum
Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes a windsheild
Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes you're a windshield.
Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, sometimes you're the ball.
Sometimes you're the Louisville slugger baby, sometimes the ball.
Sometimes you're the bird, and sometimes you're the windshield.
Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail.
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.  -  Knopfler
Sometimes you're the winshield...  Sometimes, you're the bug
Sometimes your playful eclecticism slips into willful obscurity
Sometimes your wealth of ignorance amazes me
Sometimes, Dead IS Better.
Sometimes, Diane, you just have to bow to the absurd. - Picard
Sometimes, I do the right thing by accident
Sometimes, I even impress myself. - Brisco
Sometimes, I guess there just ain't enough rocks. -- Forrest Gump
Sometimes, I let my other personalities have the day off.
Sometimes, I think I'm a figment of my own imagination.  L. Tomlin
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my husband!
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sometimes, Lyz, you just have to bow to the absurd. * Picard
Sometimes, No. 1, you just have to bow to the absurd!  -  Picard
Sometimes, Number One, you just have to bow to the absurd. * Picard
Sometimes, Orville, you just have to bow to the absurd. --Picard.
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.  - Sigmund Freud
Sometimes, a cigar is just a phallic symbol.
Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them. -- Richard M. Nixon
Sometimes, if you listen really hard you can hear the brain cells die
Sometimes, if you wait, he'll top himself.  - - Hobbes
Sometimes, in life, you have to do more than just watch. &lt;Joe&gt;
Sometimes, it's just too easy. - Dr. Forester, MST3K
Sometimes, late at night, I just come here and watch it. --Ivanova.
Sometimes, no answer is the best answer!
Sometimes, peace is another word for surrender. - Ivanova
Sometimes, the best magic wand is a 2X4, well wielded
Sometimes, the claws slip! - Wolverine
Sometimes, the dragon wins.
Sometimes, the only choice we have is the lesser of two evils
Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem.
Sometimes, the road is less traveled for a reason
Sometimes, there's just no subsitute for knowing what the hell you're doing
Sometimes, to be silent is to be most eloquent. &lt;Charleton Heston&gt;
Sometimes, too long is too long. - Joe Crowe
Sometimes, we eat our own vomit - Crow T. Robot
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her. -- Andy Capp
Sometimes, when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die
Sometimes, you just gotta *punch* your way through. -Janeway
Sometimes, you just gotta say "Screw it, I'm going sailing."
Sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
Sometimes.....dead is better
Somewhat but not entirely unlike
Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her - Beta 5
Somewhere along this journey, we'll find a way back. Janeway
Somewhere deep in the night, I saw the light.
Somewhere else, the tea is getting cold. -- The Doctor
Somewhere hidden in this message there is a hidden message
Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
Somewhere in the -*OFF TOPIC *- Void of &lt;Insert Net Here&gt;
Somewhere in the dirt, I'll find a stone tool
Somewhere in the distance, a lonely dog barks
Somewhere in the fire of love our dreams went up in smoke
Somewhere in the world there's somebody better than me... but I haven't met him yet
Somewhere in the world, it is 5 o'clock.
Somewhere magic has happened
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street -Floyd
Somewhere there is a crime being committed. -- Robocop
Somewhere there is a crime happening - Robocop
Somewhere there's a clown missing a sleeve. -- Crow T. Robot
Somewhere tonight
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, out there, out where dreams come true
Somewhere, over the rainbow...  that's where the airline will find my luggage.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her
Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you.
Somewhere, somehow, there is an ex-moderator laughing
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
Somnambulists give me the creeps . . . - Calvin
Somolian Clue: Everybody. In the toilet. With an AK-47. - PJ O'Rourke
Son . . . you got a panty on yer head!
Son of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Son of a Betcha thought I was gonna say it, didn't you?
Son of a batch.
Son of a... - Ash
Son!  If you don't stop doing that you'll go blind.  I'm over here,
Son!  You've got a panty on your head!  (from the movie, Raising Arizona)
Son's dream: Dad's office needs him so bad they send helicopter
Son's dream: Mom waiting with car at campsite
Son's nightmare: Sleeping with snakes
Son's nightmare: Swimming with parana
Son't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it
Son't use the protonic disassociator to dissolve any cats... -EWJim
Son, "Can I bring my Nintendo?"
Son, "Is Mom gunna meet us at camp when we get ther & cook for us?"
Son, "Where will I plug-in my radio?"
Son, never tell off a teacher until AFTER you get the report card.
Son, now apologize for saying "Eat Me!" to Mr. Dahmer.
Son, scotch is a good breakfast drink - Tom
Son, you got a panty on your head
Son, you may have darn well destroyed Western Civilization.
Sona si Latine loqueris. (Honk if you speak Latin.)
Sonata.          A song sung by Frank.
Song Title ---> Don't Cut through the Wheat Field Granny, You're Going Against the Grain
Song Title of the Week: "They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change in me."
Song Title of the Week: "They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change in me."
Song Title:  Do You Love As Good As You Look
Song Title:  Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains
Song Title:  Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
Song Title:  Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Song Title:  I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
Song Title:  I Wanna Whip Your Cow
Song Title:  I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
Song Title:  I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
Song Title:  I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
Song Title:  If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
Song Title:  If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
Song Title:  If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
Song Title:  It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
Song Title:  My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Song Title:  Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Song Title:  Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
Song Title:  Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Song Title:  There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal
Song Title:  You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
Song Title: "I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised."
Song Title: (Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill.
Song Title: Do You Love As Good As You Look.
Song Title: Every Time You Go Outside I Hope It Rains.
Song Title: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
Song Title: Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.
Song Title: He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk.
Song Title: Heaven's Just A Sin Away.
Song Title: Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
Song Title: Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me.
Song Title: I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy.
Song Title: I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
Song Title: I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
Song Title: I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
Song Title: I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up).
Song Title: I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite.
Song Title: I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue.
Song Title: I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised.
Song Title: I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
Song Title: If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will.
Song Title: If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long.
Song Title: If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure.
Song Title: If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There).
Song Title: It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad.
Song Title: It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me.
Song Title: Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
Song Title: My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You.
Song Title: Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed.
Song Title: She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
Song Title: She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart.
Song Title: The Last Word In Lonesome Is Me.
Song Title: Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
Song Title: Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
Song Title: What Made Milwaulkee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me.
Song Title: When We Get Back To the Farm.
Song Title: You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.
Song Title: You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log.
Song Title: You're A Cross I Can't Bear.
Song Title: You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
Song Tittle ---> Every time we throw a Party, She beats me to the Punch.
Song Tittle ---> If you can't get an upper berth in Hawaii, You can always get Aloha.
Song Tittle ---> If you can't get an upper berth in Hawaii, You can always get Aloha.
Song Tittle ---> If you were the Only Girl in the World, You would probably be my Sister
Song Tittle ---> It's better to have loved a short girl, Than never to have loved a tall.
Song is to mortals the sweetest. -- Musaeus
Song is to mortals the sweetest. -- Musaeus
Song is to mortals the sweetest. -- Musaeus
Song is to mortals the sweetest. -- Musaeus
Song of the South, Sweet Potatoe & shut my mouth.
Song title:  Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed.
Song title: What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me.
Song: Let's Go! * Tom: Okay, well. Let's go then!
Songlonger - A person who always sings "And many moooore"
Songs For Children - by Barbara Blacksheep
Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
Songs mean alot, when songs are bought so are you
Songs without words are best. * du Maurier
Sonic Boom   ======&gt; The POWER behind an Elephant
Sonic Boom   ======&gt; The POWER behind an Elephant ======&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;--,,,
Sonic Interferance, what a nightmare -- Batty
Sonic the Hedgehog is my roll model.
Sonny Bono wore khakis.
Sonogram - A telegram from your son
Sons are special people.
Sons of Confederate Veterans...Heritage, not Hate.
Soo you got yourself a dollie and I'm supposed to be scared? -EWJim
Soon NO land taxes.  The Indians will own it all.
Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture.
Soon as I scrape my butt off the ceiling - Crow
Soon as I scrape my butt off the ceiling... -- Crow  T. Robot
Soon in a computer shop near you: EDLIN for Windows!
Soon it will be Christmas Day
Soon my Army will STORM Gotham City
Soon or a later everyone comes to Babylon 5 -Sinclar
Soon she'll be shipshape and bristle-fashioned. Picard
Soon the whole world will be MiSTieFied!!
Soon to be a major motion picture.
Soon to be moderator of alt.sex.variations.bicycles.spelunkers!
Soon to be occupied by a really stupid tagline!
Soon to have a ticket to talk!!
Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels!
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life...   o/` o/`
Soon we'll see the Green Berets/Wearing khaki negligees
Soon you can trade in that all-winter cold for a case of hay-fever!
Soon you will learn to appreciate me. - Jabba
Soon your weapons will be mine! - Venger, D&D The Animated Series
Soon, my sulfurous little friends.  Soon.
Soon. I'm not committing to any release dates. 1/14/95 M. Pollard
Sooner or later EVERYONE stops smoking.
Sooner or later I'll have to get serious about that line again.
Sooner or later I'll head back to the bar, and you can kiss my a$$!
Sooner or later all message threads wind up being about Heinlein.
Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5. --Sinclair.
Sooner or later everyone comes to Babylon 5.---Commander J. Sinclair
Sooner or later you act out what you really think. - Japanese Proverb
Sooner or later you dance with the reaper!
Sooner or later you have to start programming in C. --Jon Strayer
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins
Sooner or later you must pay for your sins.  (Those who have already paid may disregard this fortune)
Sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater
Sooner or later you'll run OS/2!
Sooner or later, BOOM!
Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking
Sooner or later, everyone comes to Babylon 5.---Cmdr. Sinclair
Sooner or later, everyone falls for that - Calvin
Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.
Sooner or later, generals will own you
Sooner or later, the worst circumstances occur
Sooner or later, the worst is bound to occur
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur
Sooner or later...BOOM!
Sooo - here's all my "6" or "SIX" tags
Sooo...We are in Law Enforcement. - Worf to Alexander
Soooo many programs...so little time
Soooo, this is planet Earth
Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig! (Call for Windoze)
Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig! Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives
Soooo... We are in Law Enforcment. -Worf-
Sooperman, `ees my fav'rit! -Bibbo
Sooth sooth sooth sooth sooth! I'm a soothsayer.
Sophie B. Hawkins. Apparently, I look like her. - Anna Steven
Sophie? - 6-8, hairy legs, longest nose you've ever seen. - BJ
Sophisticated blonde: She thought her period was French Provincial
Sophisticated blonde: Thinks "Period Piece" is screwing on the rag!
Sophisticated frankfurter - a haute dog
Sophisticated people have mutual funds and rednecks have the lottery.
Sophisticated people have mutual funds and rednecks have the lottery. -Jeff Foxworthy
Sopme of us ain't playing with a full deck
Sopranos DO IT in unison.
Sopranos and tenors do it higher
Sopranos do it con passione.
Sopranos do it from above
Sopranos do it in unison.
Sopranos do it with entire orchestras
Sopranos do it with vibrato
Sopwith Delivery Services ("Fly Like A Beagle")
Sor%r@y! Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:&lt;~ )_+| #~
Sorcerer Parking Only.  Violators Will Be Toad.
Sorcerer's parking only, violators will be toad.
Sorceress! - Tom as teacher to trampy girl
Sorcers' Parking Only - Violators Will Be Toad
Soren: Commander, tell me about your sexual organs
Sorne girls will turn a man's head witb their cba amd bis stomah witb theft cooking
Sorrow is better than laughter- Ecclesiastes 7:3
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
Sorrow is yet another feeling to know and explore - Driss
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but faith looks up.
Sorrow. For the murdered children. Spock
Sorrows come, not singly, but in battalions... - The Crow
Sorry
Sorry "MOMMY" is not the ID-USER of anyone present
Sorry 'bout the crayon - they won't let me have any sharp objects.
Sorry - I'm having a little problem with Windows:  its existence.
Sorry - sometimes I just can't help myself.
Sorry -- I was just a mean fetus
Sorry @F, Your brain came with NO warranty and it's NOT exchangable
Sorry @F, you are not cleared for that information
Sorry @FN@, Your brain came with NO warranty and it's NOT exchangable
Sorry @FN@, did you say something?
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Sorry @N@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry @N@, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry @TO@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting
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Sorry @TOFIRST@, I've been indulging in creative forgetting
Sorry @TOFIRST@, did you say something?
Sorry @TOFIRST@, you are not cleared for that information
Sorry Angelo, I'm a little to busy to die right now. -Louie Nichols
Sorry Benjamin, I can't do it now.  I'm defragging the isolinear rod
Sorry Bob Morgan, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Bob, but I'm feeling silly tonight.
Sorry Bongo but lunch is on Millee - Ace
Sorry Congressman. Cash only.
Sorry Dire but 60 idiots couldn't be wrong..  -Quickling
Sorry Dr. F, we can't hear you - Mike on intercom
Sorry Guys! Only one Bottle left!
Sorry HIS, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry HIS, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry Holly Sullivan, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry I couldn't get here sooner... - O'Brien
Sorry I couldn't make the deadline. The dog ate my program.
Sorry I didn't have the answer, I'm looking for one myself.
Sorry I don't need to think-God thinks for me-a fundamentalist
Sorry I get excited when I get out of the dark so to speak &lt;BG&gt;-S.H
Sorry I had to remove this tagline.
Sorry I haven't posted lately, the cat ate my .REP packet
Sorry I left during your sermon. I was sleepwalking
Sorry I made you work the docks for our date - Crow
Sorry I mentioned it. - Quark
Sorry I missed you. he said, reloading
Sorry I put the emphasis on the wrong word - Mike
Sorry I wrote you a long letter, no time to write a short one!
Sorry I'm late with this reply, my life got in the way!
Sorry I'm late, chums - Tom Servo
Sorry I'm late.  I overslept again. -- Riker
Sorry I'm late. I was stuck in the drug traffic
Sorry I'm late...the escalator got stuck
Sorry I'm late.Been looking for spares at Surplus Depot Zed-15 again
Sorry I'm late; there was a pile-up on the information highway.
Sorry I'm later for work, boss, but I had dog trouble
Sorry I'm missing out on the Russian Roulette. -- Tom Servo
Sorry I'm not home right now, I'm walking into spider webs
Sorry Joe, my wife won't let me go dear-hunting with you!
Sorry Lou, I've got to Russoff - Tom on name in credits
Sorry Ma, No grandkids.
Sorry Marge about your dog...he's kinda cute like that
Sorry Mr Moderator, I'll get back to the topic
Sorry Mr. Davis, but we'll have to amputate your buttocks*&^%NO DERRIER
Sorry Mr. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail.
Sorry Mr. Switzer, the drivetrain is shot on your bandwagon
Sorry Ms. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail
Sorry No Tagline!..Lost in Cyberspace
Sorry No Tagline!..Lost in Space
Sorry Orville Bullitt, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Orville Bullitt, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry Orville, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry Orville, Virgins 'R Us is closed due to lack of personnel!
Sorry Orville, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry PeeWee, that's not an exibition sport yet.
Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids
Sorry Sir, The pot of GOLD is at the other end.
Sorry Toyna, no metals, no endorsments, nothing!
Sorry Virginia, There ain't no Sanity Clause!
Sorry YOU, did you say something?
Sorry _ladys_! Only one bottle left
Sorry about my &lt;deleted&gt; insulting tagline. File needs editing
Sorry about my tagfile and it's insulting tags. &lt;Deleted&gt;
Sorry about my weird sense of humor - I'm from the Limbaugh echo.
Sorry about that! Some stupid error in my commy!
Sorry about that, Chief  -- Maxwell Smart "86"
Sorry about that, Chief! - Maxwell Smart (Get Smart TV show)
Sorry about that, chief
Sorry about that, fans.
Sorry about that, it was too tempting and funny to pass up. - Keepers
Sorry about that. I just couldn't resist it!!
Sorry about that. I put the clown chip in instead of the emotion chip
Sorry about that. Maybe next time.
Sorry about the arm... must be a sword of sharpness, eh?
Sorry about the crayon.  They won't let @FN@ have any sharp objects
Sorry about the language Mr/Miss Moderator - but he is! :-)
Sorry about the little duck pile there - Mike as duck
Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down.
Sorry about this flat on the cart, greenkeeper. How'd it happen? Some fool on the th had a bottle under his jacket
Sorry about this my gaily colored beach ball of rapture...- EWJim
Sorry about your Rectal-Cranial Inversion
Sorry about your Rectalcranial Impaction.
Sorry about your rectocranial inversion.
Sorry but I got a strange sense of humor.&lt;GRIN&gt;&lt;CO
Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry but yer late. Assimilation for all!
Sorry captain! I'll get off the bridge immediat****ZAPPPPP.
Sorry folks, I just can't resist!
Sorry for butting in, but could you please pass the toilet paper?
Sorry for not writing sooner. I died last week.
Sorry for the bad quality of my English but I'm Canadian.
Sorry for the bad quality of my English but I'm from NZ.
Sorry for the delay in replying, but things have been so hectic!-Chris
Sorry for the delay.My mail packet was affected by a temporal anomoly
Sorry for the delay; things at this end have been real crazy!!!
Sorry for the inconvenience
Sorry for the inconvenience. -- SL&TFATF
Sorry had to be applause rather than sex {my husband read
Sorry honey... I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!!
Sorry if I don't have this exactly right
Sorry if I looked interested, I'm not
Sorry if I make no sense, the aliens haven't returned my brain yet!
Sorry if it's a little long
Sorry if off-topic
Sorry if we hurt your field mister.
Sorry is the man that loves the pipe but was not born in Scotland!
Sorry it worked out this way, MacLeod. - Joe Dawson
Sorry it's the chocolate talking. -- Wakko Warner
Sorry kid. I don't believe in fairy tales-Freddy Krueger
Sorry ladies Duty calls -- Riker
Sorry my dog ate your cat but he just loves
Sorry never means having your say to love
Sorry no Tagline this time dudes!!
Sorry no tagline.  They're all above!
Sorry officer was I going to fast?  I was only doing 14400.
Sorry officer, I thought the amber light meant accelerate very quickly
Sorry officer, I was holding my dogs' leash at the time.
Sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY!
Sorry officer, but I was only doing 28.8kbps REALLY!
Sorry pal, I can't die yet; union rules.
Sorry sir, my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry sweetie. I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!
Sorry tagline file empty, write your own
Sorry teacher, the Borg assimilated both my dog and my homework!
Sorry that Amin escaped from Uganda, said Tom idiosyncratically.
Sorry the dog ate my message packet!
Sorry there, old spud head! -- Hamm
Sorry this TAGLINE is Out of Service
Sorry to hear about your Rectocranial Inversion.
Sorry to hear you are not getting any nooners
Sorry to interrupt the festivities, Dave, but I think we've got a problem. - HAL
Sorry to interrupt your party, Mr. Potty Mouth.-Yakko
Sorry we're late. Someone dropped a house on my sister.
Sorry wrong answer! You don't win the 10 Million dollar Prize
Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares!
Sorry your mailbox is empty, download more cock (y/n)
Sorry!  I was wiping the tears from my keyboard!
Sorry!  This virus requires Windows 95!
Sorry! - By Anna Poloji
Sorry! Mr. Crow & Mr. Servo are not in right now - Crow
Sorry! This is a hardware store
Sorry! This virus requires Windows 95!
Sorry,  I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts. - Duckman
Sorry,  Pilgrim.  It's  a very clever tagline, like * ALL * of Serge's
Sorry, "Virgins 'R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel
Sorry, @N@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, @TO@ doesn't live here anymore
Sorry, @TO@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him
Sorry, @TOFIRST@ doesn't live here anymore
Sorry, @TOFIRST@ is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him
Sorry, @TOFIRST@, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped
Sorry, Another tag line lost in Cyberspace!
Sorry, Boss, we hit Sodom & Gommarh instead.  Lot got away
Sorry, But The Reality You've Reached Is Out Of Service.
Sorry, Commander @TOLAST@ , but I must decline
Sorry, Commander Bullitt, but I must decline.
Sorry, Commander Orville , but I must decline.
Sorry, Commander, I need a real man. - Ro
Sorry, Commander, but I must decline.  Data
Sorry, Commander.  I need a real man. - Ro
Sorry, Counselor, I don't take candy from strange women. - Wesley
Sorry, Dave, I just couldn't resist that one.
Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet.
Sorry, Fido ate my Blue Wave packet
Sorry, Fido ate my QWK packet.
Sorry, Fido's chasing Gopher right now, no E-Mail today.
Sorry, Fido's out chasing the Gopher.  No e-mail today.
Sorry, Forgot what I was going to say. Old Bean!
Sorry, Governor Clinton, I choke on small bones... - Paula Jones
Sorry, HIS is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, Hal
Sorry, I Forgot All About the Amnesia Conference!
Sorry, I can't drive automatic!
Sorry, I can't go out with you, I'm washing my hair.
Sorry, I can't leave any lawyer taglines. So sue me.
Sorry, I didn't hear you.  I was staring at your breasts.
Sorry, I didn't mean to interupt your fun. --Hercules
Sorry, I do not specialize in normal
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Sorry, I don't do AOL (Hehehehehe). Maybe something else later.
Sorry, I don't do Windows!
Sorry, I don't have a photographic memory.  Will a pornographic one do?
Sorry, I don't have any "Smily-face" tags sorted out.  I have some ASCII
Sorry, I don't have those problems anymore. I run OS/2.
Sorry, I don't use taglines.  Oh, wait
Sorry, I fainted
Sorry, I forgot about the Amnesia Conference
Sorry, I forgot the tagline
Sorry, I gave up Christianity for Lent.
Sorry, I have to go now. I'm the Intendant's plaything for tonight
Sorry, I haven't got time to understand anything
Sorry, I just couldn't help myself!
Sorry, I left the good taglines in my other mail packet
Sorry, I lost my CD lens around here somewhere
Sorry, I lost my head!   &lt;signed&gt; Marie Antoinette
Sorry, I mistook me for someone else
Sorry, I must have bypassed my good taste chip. - Kryten
Sorry, I never go anywh
Sorry, I never go anywhere without this jacket. - Beverly
Sorry, I think my Karma just ran over your Dogma.
Sorry, I thought it was set on STUN!
Sorry, I thought you were an evil conspiracy
Sorry, I turned into the Devil for a sec - Crow
Sorry, I was temporarily insane. Many people are these days.
Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller.
Sorry, I'm not interested; I don't indulge in Rishathra
Sorry, I'm not young enough to know everything!
Sorry, I'm politicotactfully challenged!
Sorry, I'm suffering from Mental Pause
Sorry, I'm too tired today for a funny tagline. Maybe next time
Sorry, I'm writing mail online..no tags today
Sorry, I've been indulging in creative forgetting.
Sorry, Ives..%$#@& - NO COURIER
Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped
Sorry, Mellie -- I don't fraternise with staff. - Ace
Sorry, Mr. Moderator, I'll go back ON-...OW! Hey, I said
Sorry, Mr. Morse can't come to the phone. He has a code in his nose.
Sorry, Ms. Moderator, but some of these yoyos are kind of hilarious!
Sorry, Odo, I didn't know you slept in the blender!
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
Sorry, Orville Bullitt doesn't live here anymore.
Sorry, Orville is now with the FBI. They finally caught up with him.
Sorry, Orville, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Sorry, Peaches is getting kind of clingy - Crow
Sorry, Try Again
Sorry, Virgins 'R Us is closed due to lack of personnel
Sorry, Winston, my cocker, ate all my files. Now What?
Sorry, You're Not My Type  - By R. H. Factor
Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred.  You're dead... Leeech
Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. @FN@'s dead!
Sorry, a little bit of the King slipped out there - Mike
Sorry, all recipes are busy at this time
Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time.
Sorry, braincell on vacation, please leave a message after the tone
Sorry, buddy, my karma ran over your dogma
Sorry, but "inalienable rights" are only for humans. Next please
Sorry, but Ferrengi drool does -NOT- turn me on. - Troi
Sorry, but I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Sorry, but I forgot all about the Amnesia Convention!
Sorry, but I just can't think of the nasty insult that fits you best
Sorry, but I just had to make one of my lamo blonde-type comments there.
Sorry, but I'm feeling silly tonight.
Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet. - Slappy Squirrel
Sorry, but I'm on a low saliva diet. -- Slappy
Sorry, but his saying to you 'You'll get my money over my dead body!' doesn't exactly constitute a will,,,
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Sorry, but that's not my leg
Sorry, but the tractor beam won't be installed until Tuesday
Sorry, but this tagline was inevitable.
Sorry, but we are really getting into this mindless killing stuff
Sorry, but you can't claim your computer as a dependent
Sorry, but you have no choice;  you're God be default
Sorry, can't say. I don't watch that show.
Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for Clinton.
Sorry, computer foul--up!
Sorry, couldn't afford a tagline this month.
Sorry, couldn't help my self.
Sorry, couldn't think of anything clever
Sorry, did I say 'Q'? I meant 'A'
Sorry, didn't mean to give off any negative energies. &lt;Scully&gt;
Sorry, didn't see you.  Thought it was a bowling ball.
Sorry, don't have those problems anymore. I run OS/2
Sorry, don't need inflatable date so you can have your doll back. =)
Sorry, fellas.  Waste not, want not! - S. Ipkiss
Sorry, fellas.  Waste not, want not! -- The Mask
Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not! - S. Ipkiss
Sorry, gotta go! Lab just called and my brain's ready for pick up
Sorry, gotta go.  My regeneration is starting.
Sorry, gotta go. We'll fight later. - The Mask
Sorry, it HAD to be said!
Sorry, it appears the tagline was stolen  *before*  it got to you
Sorry, just me again, I seem to have lost my EOF somewhere.  Aha, there it is
Sorry, kids, all I have here is olives and figs.
Sorry, ladies, I don't flex. --Hercules
Sorry, little fantasy there - Crow on girl wrestlers
Sorry, loss of causality occurred. Reboot universe
Sorry, man, I can't deal with that
Sorry, my English is not very good. No punt intended.
Sorry, my birth is a little too far back for me to remember
Sorry, my brain won't engage without a coffee klatch.
Sorry, my brain's momentarily stuck in my zipper.
Sorry, my call waiting is activated and I'm waiting
Sorry, my dog ate my tagline.
Sorry, my english is not very good. No punt intended.
Sorry, my kender "borrowed" your tagline
Sorry, my mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorry, my mind was on edible panties today.
Sorry, my mind was on edible underwear today.
Sorry, my taglines are in a box somewhere
Sorry, my taglines are on strike!
Sorry, no -- I don't DO Windows!
Sorry, no B5 taglines yet
Sorry, no COOKIES today !!
Sorry, no Recipes available for this topic
Sorry, no Tagline. Check back next week
Sorry, no Taglineimagination still in eta.
Sorry, no Taglines available for this topic
Sorry, no Trek taglines available. Paramounts lawyers took them all
Sorry, no crisis this week - my schedule is already full
Sorry, no fortune this time.
Sorry, no recipe. Check back next week
Sorry, no tagline available for this topic
Sorry, no tagline here
Sorry, no tagline is at home now
Sorry, no tagline this time.  Better luck next time
Sorry, no tagline today.  Dispenser is out.
Sorry, no tagline.  Writer's union is on strike
Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week
Sorry, no tagline... imagination still in beta.
Sorry, nobody  down  here  but the FBI's  most  unwanted. - Fox Mulder
Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts!
Sorry, officer.  I was holding my dogs' leash at the time.
Sorry, once you start...it just snowballs, dammit
Sorry, pal, you can't come in here with a tie
Sorry, people on welfare don't NEED cable TV!!!!!!
Sorry, perhaps another time. Maybe you'd like to try again? - Dax
Sorry, reality is not in service at this time
Sorry, right out of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
Sorry, sir ... I seem to be commenting on everything
Sorry, sir, I can't say. You know how it is
Sorry, sometimes I just cannot help myself
Sorry, sorry!  Sorry, everyone! -- Launcelot
Sorry, taglines stolen -=BEFORE=- it got to you
Sorry, teacher!  The cat ate my homework, then the dog ate the cat!
Sorry, that sounds like your fantasy, not mine.
Sorry, that's all I've got. :-(
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my QWK packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet. Bad FIDO!
Sorry, the Dog ate my E-Mail packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Off Line Express packet
Sorry, the Dog ate my QWK mail packet.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Snail Mail packet.
Sorry, the Dogs ate my file cabinet.
Sorry, the Kat ate my Blue Wave packet
Sorry, the Pei's ate my BlueWave packet.
Sorry, the Zog ate my Blue Wave packet
Sorry, the brain you have reached has been disconnected
Sorry, the butt tattoo is NOT on special this week!
Sorry, the cat ate my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday!
Sorry, the dog ate *most* of my Blue Wave packet.
Sorry, the dog ate my mail packet.
Sorry, the dog buried my Tagline
Sorry, the government isn't home right now.  Please try later.
Sorry, the virtual reality check bounced
Sorry, they all have been removed and relocated.
Sorry, this attempt at running the fortune program has failed
Sorry, this is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall
Sorry, this is the MANUAL TYPING Taglines echo.
Sorry, this message has no on-topic content at all
Sorry, this tagline is in use by another node
Sorry, this virus requires MicroSoft Windows 3.x
Sorry, tomorrow is cancelled due to the lack of interest!
Sorry, too much QRM on your tagline
Sorry, unable at this time to remain clear of the ARSA
Sorry, voluntary departure from this echo is forbidden!
Sorry, we don't ship Taglines to foreign countries.
Sorry, we just ran out of gold-plated canopies!
Sorry, we're all out. - Jumja vendor
Sorry, we're fresh out of taglines
Sorry, we're up to our butts in jar heads - Commander Ivanova
Sorry, wrong number.
Sorry, wrong recipe!
Sorry, wrong switch
Sorry, wrong tagline!
Sorry, you are not an instant winner.  Try another message.
Sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
Sorry, you are starting to loose me in the bafflegab
Sorry, you're not authorized to access that information. Fnord.
Sorry, you're not cleared for that information.
Sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who gives a crap
Sorry, your message has activated a call block circuit
Sorry, your poetic license has expired
Sorry.   Nice try.
Sorry.  Anime flashback. -- Amy
Sorry.  Bratwurst repeating on me. -- Mike Nelson
Sorry.  I don't "do" COBOL.
Sorry.  I don't "do" Fortran.
Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say
Sorry.  I just couldn't resist!
Sorry.  I'll try to speak slower. - Dogbert
Sorry.  It appears that this tagline was stolen before you got to it
Sorry. Back in Da Nang there for a minute - Mike as girl
Sorry. Bratwurst repeating on me - Mike
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
Sorry. Didn't know you had company - Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Sorry. Duck's off - Basil Fawlty
Sorry. I couldn't help myself. Hercules
Sorry. I forget what I was going to say.
Sorry. I left my taglines in my other offline reader
Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
Sorry. Just had to get a little ranting out of my system.
Sorry. Maybe you should go to sickbay
Sorry. My karma ran over your dogma.
Sorry. My mind will be closed today.
Sorry. No room for tagline.
Sorry. No tagline today. I sent them all out to be cleaned and pressed.
Sorry. Nobody here knows anything about it. T'Jon
Sorry. The cat jumped up on the keyboard.
Sorry. We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Sorry.. Only charter members can see the charter. It's in the bylaws.
Sorry... Currently Experiencing TREKnical Difficulties
Sorry... I forgot who I was talking to. -- Al Calavicci
Sorry... My mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorry... My mind was off-line for a few minutes there.
Sorry... Pagans have seniority
Sorry... all taglines are temperarily offline.
Sorry... it's the chocolate talking
Sorry... it's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors
Sorry... my word processor ate my homework
Sorry...*I* am Queen Goddess of ALL things! :)))
Sorry..... My mind has some bad sectors!
Sorry...I just *ain't* gonna give up my point! (Shut up David) - KvH
Sorry...I must have bypassed my good taste chip. - Kryten
Sorry...My mind has a few Bad Sectors...
Sorry...ain't got no good taglines anymore, have to fill her up!
Sorry...but you leave me no choice...  :)
Sorry...it's the cat talking
Sorry...it's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorry...my cat's playing with the taglines right now
Sorry...no quote today.
Sorry...the dog ate my mail.
Sorry? Let's talk Batman, huh? - Mike as Adam West
Sorry?? You are one spooked chick!-Kincaid
SorryCurrently Experiencing TREKnical Difficulties...
SorryI must have bypassed my good taste chip. -- Kryten
SorryPagans have seniority.
Sorryall *.TAG files are currently being edited.
Sorryit's the chocolate talking. - Wakko Warner
Sorryit's the chocolate talking. --Wakko.
Sorrymy mind has a few bad sectors.
Sorrythe dog ate my BlueWave packet.
Sorrywere the voices in my head bothering you?
Sort of a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance.  -- K. Phillips on G. Bush
Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you?   James Stewart
Sort of a fat teddy bear. Amanda
Sort of an expert
Sort of an expert....
Sort of exciting isn't it?  We just don't know? - Ro Laren
Sort of like an inverse Einstein.
Sort of like shutting up a puppy in a room, you know? - O'Brien
Sort of non-alive. Or un-dead. Oh dear
Sort point !!!!!
Sorting men into 3 sizes: small, madium and liars.
Sorting men into 3 sizes: small, medium, large and OMIGOD!
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
Sorting out the truth with a lawyer is like sorting balloons with a pitchfork
Sot ...er,... STOP in the name of the law!
Sought through prayer and medication.
Sought through prayer and medication....(just a joke!)
Soul Net: To the tune of "Soul Man" sing, "I'm a soul net dadadada"
Soul Patrol: Can You Hear It?
Soul Windows (Version 3.1)
Soul of Cassanova.  Body of Elmer Fudd.
Soul of a woman was created below -Zep
Soul, by Cassanova.   Body, by Elmer Fudd.
Soul, renounce suffering; you have danced on the face of the sun.
Soul: an altar-ego.
Soular-powered by The Son.
Sound Advice,QModem,Deluxe,QEdit,& ME. Whata team
Sound Blaster Pro - A professional way to blow your ears
Sound Blaster?  Who needs it?  I've got a Wife!
Sound Of Silence:  0 dB.
Sound Of Very Silly Person Giggling Insanely
Sound Sleeping in 60 Seconds  by Eliza Wake
Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh
Sound has nothing to do with music.
Sound is a rapid series of osculations.
Sound like a Pro - know when to shutup!
Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. - Poe.
Sound medical advice. - Kirk to McCoy
Sound mind, sound body... you're halfway there. - MacLeod
Sound mind? Yes there are sounds in my mind--small voices
Sound of a SysOp reading mail: &lt;CR&gt;&lt;CR&gt;&lt;CR&gt;&lt;CR&gt;
Sound of a SysOp reading mail: &lt;cr&gt; &lt;cr&gt; &lt;cr&gt; &lt;cr&gt; &lt;cr&gt;
Sound of the Pee Wee Herman frog: Rubbit, rubbit, rubbit.
Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music.
Sound sincere even if you don't mean it.
Sound track is available on 8-Track -Crow on cheesy music
Sound words.....we should all head his advice.
Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain!
Soundcard Not Detected, Can't Play Message!!!
Sounds  like Wolf 359 all over again. - Admiral Toddman Stress -
Sounds Montclair Moment-y - Tom on wimpy guy
Sounds awful
Sounds dangerous... Let's DO IT!
Sounds funnier than a Don Knotts film festival!
Sounds good to me.... yeee hah!  Your corral or mine
Sounds interesting... maybe we can play?
Sounds just like an X - File. - Mulder
Sounds like Ambassador Draganis is loose again. - Dex &lt;WTNE&gt;
Sounds like Commissioner Fudd - Tom
Sounds like Commissioner Fudd... -- Tom Servo
Sounds like FDR's announcing the 8th at Aquaduct -Mike
Sounds like Ravi Shankars doorbell -Crow on Chinese music
Sounds like Wolf 359 all over again. - Admiral Toddman
Sounds like Wolf 359 all over again. Toddman
Sounds like a Parody error this time
Sounds like a Sun Tzu - I love that guy
Sounds like a bad Japanese porno movie music  - Tom
Sounds like a general alarm. - Sheridan
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
Sounds like a real kick! - Don Horton
Sounds like a soundtrack by The Residents - Crow on beeps
Sounds like a tagline for me    :^)
Sounds like an alligator mauling Bob - Joel
Sounds like an improvement to me!
Sounds like an improvement to me! &lt;G&gt;
Sounds like an intergalactic Truman Capote - Crow
Sounds like an opportunity to me
Sounds like bad Japanese porno movie music... -- Tom Servo
Sounds like fearless leader's about to book. - Mace
Sounds like fun, but I'm not up to the ten hour drive.
Sounds like fun. Kirk
Sounds like good advice to me!  Are you going to follow it?
Sounds like good training for the Scottsmen Suicide Squad.
Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!!
Sounds like it swallowed a dolphin - Tom on giant bee
Sounds like it swallowed a dolphin- Tom Servo
Sounds like love to me.
Sounds like one of you had some talent after all. - Kira
Sounds like propaganda from the unit monster
Sounds like something my father would say. - Peter Caine
Sounds like something my wife would tell me
Sounds like suspended reality ya know
Sounds like the Foley artists are chasing us. -- Joel Robinson
Sounds like the God-damned Spanish Inquisition -- McCoy
Sounds like the cat's caught a moose up there!-Jed Edison
Sounds like the horn section is stuttering. -- Crow T. Robot
Sounds like the soundtrack is drunk.
Sounds like the work of militant 'right-to-lifers'. - Scully
Sounds like they are not ready. - Sisko.
Sounds like they're preparing for an invasion. Odo
Sounds like too much work! &lt;g&gt;
Sounds like you had quite an adventure in that holodeck.--Janeway
Sounds like you need a locator to locate the locator.
Sounds like you've been snacking on some of the local mushrooms!
Sounds more like a silly experience
Sounds more like a silly experience &lt;g&gt;.
Sounds of crying, weeping will not save your faith... - SoM
Sounds often heard in vulcan toilets: T'Pring, T'Pow,
Sounds pretty human to me. -- Guinan
Sounds super.Do you do any kind of customizing, what about restoration
Sounds to me like it had a lot of character. - Mullibok
Sounds to me that you're DEFENDING Ensign Parsons! Neelix
Sounds wonderful. Too bad I didn't understand a word of it
Soundtrack available in cut-out bins everywhere - Tom
Soup cooks play the stock market.
Soup is good food.
Soup linesFree loaves of breadFive lb blocks of cheese
Sour and salt flavors make wine taste milder and fruitier.
Sour cream goes with everything
Sour milk: Natures diet food
Source code is missing a few lines.
Source file - One which was "appropriated" from the competitors.
Source of Treasure
Source: "Another Burned-Out Spook for Peace," S.F., CA
Source: "Another Burned-Out Spook for Peace," S.F., CA
Source?... What source?... I just made that up!
Sourcery by Terry Pratchett
Sources.  Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Souse: a food item consumed by when scrapple is not disgusting enough.
South African voters have shamed apathetic U.S. voters.
South Carolina is having a going out of business sale
South Carolina law prohibits pants with hip pockets, as furnishing too convenient a place for pint bottles
South Carolina: A law prohibits hip pockets on men's trousers
South Carolina: It's illegal to crawl in the sewers without a permit
South Korea has a lovely capital city, said Tom soulfully
South Mississippi Rime Hub
South Texas bumper sticker: "Honk if I'm an Aggie"
Southern Calif., please ration your RAM
Southern California Pachyderms - By L. A. Funt
Southern California Waffles  - By Sandy Eggo
Southern DOS:  "Y'all reckon?"  (Y)ep (N)ope
Southern DOS:  Hon, you fixin' to run outta space
Southern DOS:  Y'all Recon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: "Y'all reckon?" [Yep/nope]
Southern DOS: Dooooo Whuuuuuut now? Shonuuuuff? (Y/N)
Southern DOS: Hitcha wunna them keys, hon, thass right
Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: Y'all come back now, heah?
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon [Yep/Nope]?
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (yep/nope)
Southern Fandom eat their young, doo-dah, doo-dah
Southern Hospitality is Contagious!!
Southern Pacific - Route of the Grunge Motors
Southern Style
Southern Wiccan greeting- "Blessed be, ya'll"
Southern Wiccan greeting- "Blessed be, ya'll"
Southern cats want their MTV!  (Milk, Tuna and Vittles)
Southern dos: "Y'all reckon?" [Yep/Nope?]
Southern gentility: slow and lazy with character
Southern justice
Southern ladies do not flaunt their elevated positions.
Southern-style: manners will get you where money won't.
Southern?  I was 14 before I knew damn  yankee was 2 words.
Southerners DO IT down south
Southerners do it down south.
Southerners will be polite until they are mad enough to kill you
Souvenir-hunting has been a problem in every war. - Col. Potter
Soverign ingredient for a happy marriage:  Pay cash or do without. LL
Soviet Venereal Disease  - By Itl Rotchakokoff
Soviet hard line leaders DO IT with tanks
Soviet hard line leaders do it with tanks.
Soviet spy-dancer - A ballet ruse
Sow a seed and the earth will yield you a flower.
Sow an act and you reap a habit. - George D.Boardman
Sow and ye shall reap; program and ye shall debug
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Pray for crop failure on Sunday
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then pray for crop failure!
Sow's things asked the boar, nobody knew what the pigment
Sowa suk semen.
Sowhat? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? --Mulder.
Sowhat? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? --Mulder.
Soy el rey de esponja! - EWJ
Soy sauce man:  Working on a tan
Soy un perdador (tan porque no me muertas?)
Soy un perdito. I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me?
Soybeans and dildoes are nothing but meat substitutes
Soybeans and dildos are meat substitutes.
Soylent Green is made of Odo!
Soylent Green is made out of Palukoos!
Soylent Green is made out of Tribbles!
Soylent green AGAIN??? But we had that LAST night.
Soyou got your reward and you're just leaving then?
Soyou have a sister..Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me..
Spa-siba! Russian resort owners -Max Harless, High Point NC
Space A & B:  it makes Babylon 5 look like King Lear.
Space Alien weds two-headed Elvis-clone - Hobbes
Space Being & Mary Poppins are trying to go on holiday
Space Ghost rulez the world!
Space Hamsters Rule!  Death to Unbelievers!
Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later
Space People read our mail
Space People think that TV news programs are comedy
Space People think that soap operas are news.- D
Space Rangers:  Star Trek for the mentally challenged.
Space Shuttle chore: Get roadies to unload amps and drum kit.
Space Shuttle chore: Throw away old ketchup packets in glove compartment
Space Shuttle pilot Admiral Dick Truly [ret.] was an Eagle Scout.
Space Turbulence! - Sailor Uranus
Space alien & Bart Simpson are trying to spread the word of God
Space aliens from Roswell were unavailable for comment
Space bar? I wonder what the cover charge is
Space colonization:  forced human evolution
Space cookies!  Hand me the rap-rod, Plate Captain. -- Zaphod
Space for rent. Cheap!!!!!!
Space is Deep
Space is a state of negative collision. --Dr. Dimension
Space is a vacuum
Space is a vacuum because the earth SUCKS
Space is a vacuum.
Space is an illusion, disk space doubly so.
Space is big.  Really big.
Space is big.  Very, VERY big!
Space is curved, even when you _aren't_ drunk!
Space is curved.  Either that or my car pulls to the left.
Space is empty because 9/10ths of it is missing.
Space is limited! Time is short! - Tom
Space is merely a device to prevent everything from being in the same spot. --Tom Robbins
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you
Space is not safe,picard...It's wonderous..It is NOT for the timid.
Space is the Place!
Space is the final frontier.  Now where did I put my map?
Space is to place as eternity is to time.  --Joseph Joubert
Space is very big.  -Dan Quayle
Space is warped. Me too
Space isn't very much. --Dr. Dimension
Space monsters, my ass! &lt;Secretary McKinley&gt;
Space panties.  For that girl who thinks her ass is outta this world.
Space people read our mail.
Space people will contact us when they can make money by doing so
Space reserved for tagline.
Space still contains infinite unknowns. - Spock
Space sucks....it is supposed to, it is a vacuum after all
Space sucks...it's supposed to; it's a vacuum
Space tells matter how to move and matter tells space how to curve.  --Wheeler
Space tells matter how to move; matter tells space how to curve
Space the final frontier ... Wait, did you say FIVE YEARS?
Space the final....OOHHH BEER! - Homer Trek
Space travel is the only flight to freedom. -- Lightspeed
Space! I'm in space...the far-out Space Tick! - The Tick
Space, The Final Problem On My Harddrive
Space, the Final BEER! Homer Trek.
Space, the final frontier...  0 bytes free
Space-age cybernomad.
Space. The final frontier...... - Blonde Brain Surgery
Space.. the thing between your ears
Space... The final.... Waitaminute! There's no voiceover!
Space..... what a vast subject
Space...the final frontier: yeah? Seen my bedroom?
Space:  The Final Garbage Can
Space: Above & Beyond - "Top Gun" meets "BattleStar Galactica."
Space: Above & Beyond -In space noone can hear you yawn. &lt;sb&gt;
Space: that inconvenient stuff between us and home. Voyager
SpaceBalls II - The search for more money.  - Yogurt
Spaceball One has now become, &lt;Dum dum dum&gt; Mega Maid.
Spaceball One. They've gone to Plaid!  - Barf
Spaceballs - The Tagline
Spaceballs Prison Complex.
Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal.
Spaceballs the Coloring Book.
Spaceballs the Doll. Me.
Spaceballs the Flame-thrower. Kids really love this
Spaceballs the Lunch Box.
Spaceballs the Placemat.
Spaceballs the Shaving Cream.
Spaceballs the Sheet.
Spaceballs the T-shirt.
Spaceballs the Tagline!
Spaceballs the Toilet Paper
Spaceballs!  Forget it!
Spaceballs... The Tagline
Spaceballs: The Flamethrower.   Kids love this one!
Spaceballs: The Tag Line
Spaceballs: The recipe
Spaceballs: the .signature!
Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out.
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spaced aliens: Colombian immigrants
Spaceflight. Pre-founding of Babylon 5 (Second Age of Mankind
Spaceman Spiff is going down over the planet Gork! - Calvin
Spaceman Spiff to the rescue!
Spaceman Spiff, Interplanetary Explorer!
Spaceships?  Where we're going we don't need spacships.
Spackle that drive
Spacom!  The wonder substance! -- Joel Robinson
Spaghetti code = job security.
Spaghetti code promotes job security
Spaghetti?!?!? That's Italian, you MORON!!!
Spagmumps - Any of the millions of styrofoam wads in mail
Spagmumps - The millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages.
Spald - Empty spool of thread
Spam - The government definition of meat
Spam -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
Spam Haiku: Heinz 57/gravely underestimates/SPAM's vast potential
Spam Kinison -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
Spam Kinison: Canned meat that you'll SCREEEEEEEEAM for!
Spam Lite - tastes the same, just as filling.  So what?
Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
Spam Spam Spam Spam Bacon Eggs Spam and Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam jobs and Spam - Bush
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spammity Spammmm Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam... Spam Spam Spam Spam.. Spamityspam!
Spam Tacos,"Breakfast of Champions."
Spam all the chimicals to preserve you for 1,000 years.
Spam cut into 1/2" slices and dried makes excellent roof  shingles
Spam doesn't kill people - it just outlives them!
Spam for me, please, with a side of crunchy frog.
Spam in the morning, Spam in the evening, Spam at suppertime.
Spam in the place where you work-Al
Spam is dead. --Adams. Adams is dead. --Spam. Adams is Spam. --Dead.
Spam is the ditch carp of meats
Spam is the mystery meat-Al
Spam is the preferred bait when trapping foxes.
Spam made from the worst things on earth.
Spam me and you lose my business forever
Spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam.
Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam!  -The Vikings
Spam spam spam spam spam eggs spam spam and spam.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam jobs and spam - Bush
Spam spam!  Spam spam !  No one expects the spamish repetition.
Spam the Great Mystery Meat.
Spam!  Lovely spam!  Beautiful spam!
Spam!  The wonder substance! -- Joel Robinson
Spam! Lovely spam!  Beautiful spam!
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam! Spam! Spam! - Tom
Spam! The wonder substance! -- Joel Robinson
Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, Tagline, Spam Spam Spam, and Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
Spam, spam, it comes in a can...And elephants come in quarts!
Spam, spam, spam spam, lovely spam!
Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.  "Baked beans are off!"
Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam!  -The Vikings
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...spam, spam,spam
Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam and eggs.
Spam,spam,it comes in a can..& elephants come in quarts
Spam-O-Meter: [.........]..../ @FN@ is off the dial! &lt;G&gt;
Spam-O-Meter: [......../] @N@ is at it again...&lt;G&gt;
Spam. It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam...Specially Packed Animal Meat.
Spam...it is the devil's work!
Spam.It's not just for breakfast any more.
Spam: Sound pig makes hitting bottom of elevator shaft.
Spam: Squirrels, possums, and mice
Spam: The government definition of meat.
Spam: The triumph of technology over taste
Spam: lunchmeat of the stars!
Spam: the sound a pig makes hitting the bottom of the elevator shaft.
Spam:Sound pig makes hitting bottom of elevator
Spam; a viable meat alternative
SpamLite, half the calories, and all the chemicals.
SpamMan: The military's replacement for Charlie Tuna.
Spamalism...Taglines utilizing the word SPAM.
Spamby!  Do not put in mouth or rectum. - HCTV
Spamgams: Fat legs
Spamgrams - Fat legs
Spamicide...Pigging out on Spam.
Spamit is the devil's work!
Spammers keep going out of their way to give me credit and for that, I'm deeply indebted.
Spammers suck Uranus tiL they're fuL of politiks.
Spammers suck Uranus.
Spammers suck Uranus.
Spamology...the study of animal guts.
Spamology...the study of animal guts.
Spamology...the study of animal guts.
Spamophobia:  Fear of animal guts.
Spandex is a priviledge, not a right
Spandexterous, v. - Agile, in bicycle shorts
Spaniel? Well, where's the bottle-opener then?
Spanish Borg: Tu eres irrelevento
Spanish Inquisition of Borg: Remember 1 thing, you will be assimilated a
Spanish Rupture  - By Torres Balzoff
Spanish fly and all those other aphrodisiacs all don't work
Spanish is spoken here
Spanish speed greeting:  "Comoestausted?"
Spanish translation: Kira Nariz (Queria nariz) = I want a nose!
Spanish witch causes a brujaja
Spank *THIS*, Big Boy!
Spank it, ever so gently.   Chef? - Stan    Spank it. - Chef
Spank theirs; Protect yours; Kiss mine
Spank-ality: Not recommended for children under 8
Spanking the Monkees - The Mike Nesmith Autobiography  -SLR
Spanking time!
Spankings - They're not just for birthdays anymore!
Spankings all around, then - Mike
Spankings all around, then... -- Mike Nelson
Spankings, n. - That quality time with your loved ones!
Spankings, n. - They're not just for birthdays anymore
Spankings:  Not just for birthdays anymore.
Sparasol - To share an umbrella
Spare RAM, please?
Spare a book and spoil your mood
Spare a talent for an old ex-leper!
Spare a thought for the snake charmer with a deaf cobra
Spare all I have, and take my life. -- Farquhar
Spare me from confusing pain with pleasure! - Quark
Spare me the fairy tales -- Camille, Black Fury
Spare me your pity! - Dodger
Spare no expense to save money on this one
Spare no expense to save money on this one. - Samuel Goldwyn
Spare no tagline
Spare rib
Spare the Rod nurture the child.
Spare the rod and spoil the drag race.
Spare the rod and spoil the rod, eh - Draco
Spare time: What childless people have.
Spare time?  You're lookin' at it.
Spare time? Is that the time you use when your other time goes flat?
Spare your words for the living; the dead no longer need them
Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
Spare yourself many hard falls, don't jump to conclusions.
Sparkling Wide Pressure! - Sailor Jupiter
Sparks ignite & spread new information -Chain Lightning,Rush
Sparky never releases anything (it seems). - Joe Siegler
Sparky's Law:  You must say something cute here!
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky.  Banana Fana Fo-Farky
Sparring-partners *urgently* wanted! --Turgon
Sparrows do it for a lark (hearsay).
Sparrows like bacon rind, tits like watermelons
Spas de deux: two-seater hot tubs.
Spatula City - for all your spatula needs
Spatulas DO IT on the stove
Spatulas do it on the stove.
Spawn of the alter, crush mankind.
Spay your dog before another Rush Limbaugh is born!
Speak Inglish or dye
Speak a dead language, like Latin or COBOL, in casual conversation
Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr
Speak for yourself.  I plan to live forever.  - Riker
Speak for yourself. I'm just a normal person trying to act weird
Speak harshly to your BBS friend, and beat him when he sneezes ...
Speak kind words and you will hear wonderful echoes
Speak kind words, you'll hear a wonderful echo!
Speak kindly of your enemies.. you made them.. - &lt;Yogi Berra&gt;
Speak no evil.  Speak no truth.  Just shut the hell up. - Roland
Speak not against anyone whose burden you have not weighed yourself. - Marion Bradley
Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something.
Speak of punishing mercilessly! Whoah -Joel leers on girl
Speak slowly... I'm naturally blonde
Speak softly & carry a +6 Two Handed Sword of Blessings!
Speak softly and *never* be un-armed!
Speak softly and carry a +6 Two-Handed Sword.
Speak softly and carry a Constitution
Speak softly and carry a Type II phaser!
Speak softly and carry a big aardvark
Speak softly and carry a big check.
Speak softly and carry a big, hairy, spinal mount weapon.  Adm. Riker
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone
Speak softly and carry a megawatt laser
Speak softly and carry a smart stick
Speak softly and carry a thermostellar trigger.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Speak softly and carry an AT style enhanced keyboard.
Speak softly and carry the Staff of Archmage.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. - Dave Millman
Speak softly and wear a LOUD shirt
Speak softly at the entrance to a sleeping bear's den
Speak softly, and carry a big stick; you WILL go far.
Speak softly, and carry an Autoloader
Speak softly, and weigh in at a hundred tons
Speak softly, but carry an M16.
Speak the rhythm on your own!  Speak the rhythm all alone, Spoonman!  --Soundgarden
Speak the truth and run
Speak the truth, and leave quickly
Speak the truth, but be ready to leave immediately after.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.  - Yugoslav Proverb
Speak the truth, but leave immediately afterwords!
Speak the truth, but leave the motor running.
Speak the unspeakable.  It needs to be said.
Speak the word   the word is all of us
Speak to live psychics NAH-let ME talk to a DEAD one!
Speak to live psychics! Nah, Lemme talk to a dead one!
Speak to me in tongues and share. - Collective Soul
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee
Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee. &lt;Job 12:8&gt;
Speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde.
Speak very slowly...she's a natural blonde.
Speak well of your enemies - remember, you made them!
Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.. - Henry Ward Beecher
Speak your mind - I'll enjoy the silence.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse
Speak your mind.  You have nothing to lose
Speak your mind. I enjoy the silence.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly. - from Desiderata
Speak, Count... 'tis your cue. -- Beatrice
Speak, Lord, for thy servant heareth. - 1 Samuel 3:9
Speak, Pytamus. Thisbe, stand forth. - W. Shakespeare
Speak, friend, and enter. (If you don't press &lt;ENTER&gt;, nothing happens.)
Speak, the ball fears you! Smell its fear! - Tick and Speak play fetch
Speak. I am bound to hear.
Speaker Gingrich: A man with a plan!
Speakers DO IT with pointers
Speakers do it with pointers.
Speaking Southern -- Drawl things considered
Speaking as a man in the street... AAAUUUGGGHHH!
Speaking clocks DO IT on the third stroke.
Speaking for myself -- and I am unanimous in this
Speaking from experience again, John?
Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake.
Speaking of HIS weirdness...where is Geco?
Speaking of Parties....What's happenin'?????
Speaking of Talk Show Hosts, Rush says, ^&*(NO LARRIER!
Speaking of accidents... - Crow T. Robot on baby
Speaking of ample bosoms, where's Mistopheles? - Xerxes Aragon
Speaking of durian leftovers -- have you checked your post office box?
Speaking of fruit cakes - Crow on bread man
Speaking of heat, you're quite the dancer.
Speaking of holosuites, happy birthday. Garak
Speaking of piddling, sir - Mike
Speaking of piddling, sir... -- Mike Nelson
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale. After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
Speaking of recycled waste... -- Dr. Forrester
Speaking of retribution... Have some! - Fourby
Speaking of studs - Tom as cop
Speaking of symptoms, take a look at what time this is posted!
Speaking of taglines...here are few you might enjoy
Speaking of tattoo ... "Boss! Boss! Da Plane!"
Speaking of tedium... -- Crow T. Robot
Speaking of which, saucy ones- Dr. F to Mike/Bots
Speaking of which, would you happen to need any targets?
Speaking on behalf of all pigeons in the city...GREAT STATUE! - Mask
Speaking only for myself
Speaking only for myself, one of my many tricks.
Speaking without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Speaking words of wisdom, Let it Be.   Beatles
Spear of Destiny?  How about Javelin the Pocketbook?
Special Agent Cooper of Borg : Damn good coffee, Diane, but irrelevant
Special Agent Mulder is dead, his body will not be recovered - CM
Special Day?!?!  Oh What have I forgotten now? - Homer
Special Exibit... see the world's only living brain donor
Special Mouse Service - Lt. Col. Reipicheep commanding
Special Offer!  Teach Yourself EDLIN Vols 1-32 only $199
Special Rights: When Fundies publish their crap tax-free.
Special Sale!  Today Only!  Buy two, get twice as many!
Special Skills: Speak English. - Real live resume statement
Special agent Dale Cooper, Federal Bureau of Investigation
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
Special consideration should be given for dyslexics
Special dialogue by Neal Simon - Mike
Special dialogue by Neal Simon. -- Mike Nelson
Special effects by Billy! -- Crow T. Robot
Special glasses? - BJ. Vatican Rx. - Fr. Mulcahy (at poker game)
Special requests can be filed after arriving in Heaven
Special seefood diet -- whenever I see food I eat it!
Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes. - Real live resume statement
Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings. - Real live resume statement
Specialist in women and other diseases
Specialization is for insects.  -- Robert A Heinlein
Specialization is for insects.  L. Long
Specialization is for insects. -- Heinlein
Specially captioned for the humour impaired
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
Specially when I make it!!
Specialty breads!
Specialty breads! - Mike, Tom & Crow
Species six two oh one. We assimilated you. --Seven of Nine
Specific gravity...Is there any other kind?
Specifications subject to change without notice.
Specify 78 RPM, 8-Track, or Edison Cylinder when you order
Specify Drive (A): (B): (C): (W)arp
Specify Drive&gt; (A):, (B):, (C): or (W)arp.
Specimen:  An Italian astronaut.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch - Crow
Spectacular, isn't it?! - Bashir
Spectaculum carissimum Illi Silices
Spectaculum carissimum Zona Crepusculi
Spectator fishing - Joel as group watches Sinbad fish
Spectator fishing! -- Joel Robinson
Spectroscopists DO IT with frequency and intensity.
Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity.
Spectrum HoloByte's Tetris Tagline...##  ###  ####  ###  ###  ###  ###
Spectrum, Atari, PC 386. What's new step? (Micro VAX?)
Speculation is futile.Bujold is irrelevent.Mulgrew will be assimilated
Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge.
Speculation, Captain. Thelev
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v!  Works great!
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we mus learn both arts. - Thomas Carlyle
Speech is the gift of all, but thought of few. - Cato
Speech is the index of the mind
Speech pathologists DO IT orally
Speech pathologists are oral specialists.
Speech teachers do it orally
Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
Speech writers hope to make a WordStar.
Speechless, for once.
Speed ...... WINS !!!!   -    ZX7R
Speed ? (a) Llama (b) European Swallow (c) Loaded African Swallow
Speed An elephant is the Windows version of an armadillo
Speed Costs Money - How Fast Can You Afford To Go?
Speed Count Mode  - Kryten
Speed Demon -- Keel
Speed Disk isn't over 'til the FAT table sings.
Speed Kills - Use Windows
Speed Kills - buy a Yugo and live longer (but stay off the Mac bridge
Speed Kills, use Windows.
Speed Kills.  But in this company it merely astonishes.
Speed Kills.  Use Microsoft Windows 95.
Speed Limit  `2.997298x10^8'
Speed Limit 150 MPH.  A law we could live with.
Speed Limit `2.997298x10^8'
Speed Limit on Highway 69:  Lickety Split
Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced
Speed Limit: Warp 5 - Speed checked by radar.
Speed Scares you?  But Micro$oft Windows!
Speed Shift -- Viper
Speed addicted race fans! on the next Geraldo
Speed causes head-on crashes!
Speed coming up fast and out of control. Radars are useless!!
Speed costs money -- How fast do you want to go?
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Faster than that.
Speed doesn't kill, running into slow things kills.
Speed doesn't kill.  Stopping very fast...  THAT kills!
Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
Speed gets you nowhere fast.
Speed has little to do with it, unless you're going *too* fast!
Speed is a viable subsitute fo accuracy.
Speed is fine.  Accuracy is final.  Wyatt Earp
Speed is irrelevant, warp speed doubly so
Speed is killing us.  Use Microsoft Windows
Speed is killing us. Use your road sense - and Microsoft Windows
Speed is life
Speed is power !
Speed is subsittute fo accurancy.
Speed isn't everything.  IT'S THE ONLY THING!  anon
Speed it up, Buy a Pentulam computer
Speed kills
Speed kills ! Try Windows to relax !
Speed kills innocent by-standers!!!
Speed kills!  (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills!  Switch to Windows
Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills! Switch to Windows
Speed kills, but everybody wants more
Speed kills.  Slow infuriates
Speed kills.  Switch to Windows.
Speed kills.  Use Microsoft Windows
Speed kills. Use Windows and live !
Speed kills. Use Windows instead.
Speed kills...and causes other misteaks
Speed kills; Slow just infuriates!
Speed killssave yourselfuse Windows.
Speed leaves _ everyone_ behind.
Speed limit
Speed limit 300 baud - tagline construction area!
Speed limit on Hwy 69?  Lickety split.
Speed limit, 140 beats per minute.
Speed of Lightning! Power of Thunder! Underdog!
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder... UNDERDOG!
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier	= 1 Machturtle
Speed of lightning, Lord of Thunder! Underdog!
Speed on idle - the fumes will kill you.
Speed scare you?  Use MS-Windoze 3.0!
Speed scares you ? Try windows.
Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.
Speed thrills
Speed thrills...
Speed up WINDOWS - Buy an Amiga!
Speed's harmless.  Impacting slower objects kills.
Speed-reading - harmful to your comprehension.
Speed-trap ahead. Watch out!
Speed: all of 200 KPH. Paris
Speed? You can't see him for dust.
SpeedNet: Bigger and better all the time!
Speeding doesn't kill people... Stopping really fast does!
Speeding?! But officer, my radar detector didn't go off!
Speedo! Come back here and CLEAN this seat! Yoyo
Speedreading accident: I hit a bookmark.
Speedy Gonzales of Borg:  Prepare to be accelerated!
Speeeeeewwww! - Skippy Squirrel
Speeeewwwww, Aunt Slappy! - Skippy the Squirrel
Speeeewwwwww!!!! - Yakko/Dot
Speel it rite nesks time dood
Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it
Spegnew SCReaMS "Muad'dib" and explodes Everyone!
Spelchecker, plez!!!!?
Spell Checked and reformatted by Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu)
Spell Checked and reformatted by Nathan Mates (nathan@cco.caltech.edu)Between two evils,  i always pick the one i never tried before. - Mae West
Spell checker's? How about making apostrophe checker's?
Spell checkers don't sea if yew used the write word
Spell checkers don't sea if your grammar is write
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Spell em like thay sownd
Spell keys are like scars-you never lose them. -Meg o' the Maze
Spell that?<>Sure!C as in cue A as in aye S as in sea E as in eye W as in why A as in are Y asin you
Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands.
Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands.
Spellcheck this: antidisestablishmentarianism
Spellcheck, then run Politically Correct V1.1, then post.
Spellchecker not found.  Press &lt;CTRL&lt;-&lt;ALT&lt;-&lt;DEL&lt; to continue
Spellchecker not found.  Press -- to continue
Spelling - grammar - apostrophes - CHECK!
Spelling and typing by someone else!
Spelling checkers at maximum!  Fire!
Spelling errors? NO WAY! I've got an ERROR-CORRECTING MODEM!
Spelling is a lossed art.
Spelling is irrelevant. You will be asillymated.
Spelling is my nemisis!
Spelling is not the problem.. Typing and looking up words, is.
Spelling mistakes?  No way I have an Error Correcting mod
Spelling problems?  Use "error-correcting" modems!
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spells don't kill people!  SPELLS kill people!
Spelunk: The sound you make as you hit the bottom of the cave
Spelunker's tombstone: This looks interesting.
Spelunkers DO IT in the hole.
Spelunkers DO IT while wearing heavy rubber protective devices.
Spelunkers do it going down into deep, wet holes.
Spelunkers do it underground.
Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane
Spend a nickel...cover your pickle!
Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers
Spend more money on the problem is a Liberal's answer
Spend some time alone every day.
Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you. - Annie Dillard
Spend your life lifting people up, not putting people down.
Spend your money and then get the hell out of here
Spend your money now.
Spend your money on women, booze and fast cars ... waste the rest!
Spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Spending: The Liberal answer to EVERY problem
Spendorphins, n. - Endorphins naturally released by shopping
Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life -work
Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life -work evaluationese
Spendthrift: Negative saver
Spent 60 days for just one night.
Spent billions so the Air Force can mess around - Crow
Spent entire per diem on bunch of...CRAP -Mike as Palance
Spent his cash convincing us the desert was a starscape
Spent like so many shell cases on the battlefield of love
Spent most of my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted!
Spent so much on the loom, I've got nothing weft!
Spent the afternoon flinging cow flop frisbees.
Sperm Bank, head teller speaking. Can I help you?
Sperm bank! No Trickster, we asked for a urine sample
Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping
Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping on chenille.
Spew!!!
Spewing out death with the evil I've churned
Spic and SPAM...A cleaning solvent used for disolving animal guts.
Spice is the variety of life.
Spice up your love life... kiss a Klingon today!
Spice up your lovelife . . . kiss a dragon today!
Spice, n. - The plural of "spouse"
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Spider Sports: BUUUUNNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!
SpiderManSchmiderMan,AnybodyCanSaveYouFromSomethingThatDoesn'tExist -JJJ
Spiderman Lives!
Spiderman, Spiderman!  Does whatever a spider can
Spiderman...The WorldWideWeb's number one surfer.
Spiders & maggots & bees! Oh, my!
Spiders are high in protein, but they tickle
Spiders have 8 legs, not 2 like we do.
Spiel checquers dew knot awl weighs due write!
Spiel mal wieder brett - computer aus, los!
Spiel's nochmal Sam ! Nein, kein Heino !
Spielberg eats this stuff up. * Yakko
Spielberg eats this stuff up.  Yakko, Animaniacs
Spies do it under cover.
Spike Lee vs. Spike TV: The Match of the Year
Spike Lee vs. Spike TV: Whose side are you on?
Spike Spikes Spike, That's All!
Spike Spikes Spike, That's All!
Spike milligan___every sock is full of custard
Spike milligan___every sock is full of custard
Spike milligan___every sock is full of custard
Spike the Moderator, give X-lax, instead of Chocolate.
Spill a beer on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels...
Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs due it write.
Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs funk shun write.
Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs wok ass wee eggs peck
Spill chequers dew know work write
Spill something on your computer? Try PC towels.
Spill something on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels
Spilled On This Earth Are All The Joys of Heaven !!
Spilled Spot-remover into my lap ..... Gee, spots gone
Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
Spin Doctor...CD-ROM technician.
Spin My Nipple Nuts and Send Me to Alaska!
Spin doctor: I'm not dead, I'm biologically impaired.
Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! - Kryten
Spin on it. - Lister
Spin: What you hope the engine keeps doing on takeoff
Spinach makes me feel alone.
Spinach puts color in your cheeks. But who wants green cheeks?
Spinal Cord:  Ties your top to your bottom
Spinal Tap
Spindle & Multilate - See if I care
Spindle and mutilate, SEE if I care
Spindle, Fold & Mutilate - See if I care
Spindle, fold and mutilate: see if I care.
Spindle, fold or mutilate.  See if I care.
Spinhead - A person who never misses 'Wheel of Fortune.'
Spinnin' me round, she's coming over me -- Placebo
SpinningWhirlingStillDescendingLikeASpiralSeaUnending! -CygnusX1
Spinout! - Larry
Spinster:  A bachelor's wife
Spiral Tribe, Aztec remains of the question?
Spiral! Do I own this dimension?   Yes, yes, you own all you look at.
Spiral! Stop acting so grim and begin the Dance! - Mojo
Spiral...Knucklebomber...NOOGIES!!! - Sailor Linna
Spirit in black 'till the end!
Spirit is God, and man is His image and likeness.
Spirit is the real and eternal; matter is the unreal, and temporal.
Spirit of the Moment Coca-Cola 1984
Spirit witch, embracing stars, imagining magic.
Spiritless, unmotivated... I quite prefer him this way. -- Lemmer
Spirits damned to rot amidst the brimstone fireballs
Spiritual Path: Justification for arrogant hypocrisy. -- Outis
Spiritual Truth Through Superior Firepower
Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading
Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons
Spiritual Truth thru Superior Firepower
Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons
Spiritual Truth via Superior Firepower!
Spiritual fruits; not religious nuts.
Spiritual truth through superior weaponry
Spiritualist DO IT with no body
Spiritualist do it with no body.
Spiritualists do it out of body.
Spirobits:  The frayed bits of left-behind paper in a spiral notebook.
Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always z
Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always zaps your eyes
Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye
Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye. - Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
Spishak is the best thing in the land.
Spit bubbles are irrelevant. - Wakko Warner of Borg
Spit bubbles are irrelevant. - Wakko Warner of Borg
Spit it out, Chief. - Sisko
Spit it out, sister.  Rita, Animaniacs
Spit life from the maypole in savage ceremony.
Spit on ze FOOD ..EINS ZWEI !
Spit that lady out! - The Tick to Evil Seed's Evil Plant
Spit wads are not free speech
Spit wads are not free speech. - Bart Simpson
Spit wads are not free speech. - Bart's Board
Spitballs are NOT free speech
Spitwads are not free speech
Spitwads are not free speech - Bart Simpson's lines
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F01
Spitwads are not free speech  Bart on the blackboard
Spitwads are not free speech.
Splat. This is your brain on the street. Any questions? - Beavis
Spleen:  The OTHER purple meat!
Splice O'Life - Designer Genes
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde*
Split Windows:  Seeing cross-eyed.
Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends.
Split peas, not taglines! :)
Split personality ? Who, us ?
Split the messages, and they will disagree!
Split your coffee?  Call a Chemist!
Spock & Data in '96.  Anything else would be illogical!
Spock & Data: The Logical Choice
Spock - about those 'colorful metaphors?' - Kirk
Spock -- are you a penguin?
Spock ... are you out of your Vulcan mind? - Kirk
Spock BBS -=- It is LOGICAL to call this BBS.
Spock Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way -- Data
Spock acted in the only logical manner open to him. Sarek
Spock and Data in '96:  The Logical Choice!
Spock and Gorath: Separated at birth? On the next Oprah
Spock at Cmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim
Spock fell into the DOOM PIT! Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!
Spock for PM - "Recalcitrance is illogical"
Spock is my best officer. And my friend. Kirk
Spock is the one with the ears, right?
Spock of Borg:  Resistance would be illogical.
Spock of Borg: I am and will be... assmililated. A search is useless
Spock of Borg: That is illogi... uh, irrelevant, Jim.
Spock on Khan: His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.
Spock on Klingons: They are dying. [*] Kirk: Let them die!
Spock on Sulu: Get D'Artagnon here to sickbay.
Spock on V'ger: I sense no emotion; only total logic.
Spock on computer: It has the unfortunate tendency to giggle.
Spock saying goodbye to a CRT: Live long and phosphor.
Spock scan that ship. [*] Aye Captain, 300 DPI.
Spock to Korrd: Damn you, Sir!  You will try!
Spock to Monitor. Live long and phosphor.
Spock to a crt, live long and phosphor
Spock was always impressionable. -- Sarek
Spock was right, that was a rought ri... Kirk
Spock wears vulcanized rubbers
Spock!  How's...My...Hair...?--Kirk
Spock!  I thought you were DEAD!!  I rebooted Captain.
Spock! My God, he has no hair! (McCoy found Kirk's toupee).
Spock! This is no time for snow angels!--Keith Randall
Spock! What is it that will buy you? Power? Kirk-2
Spock's World ! Spock's World ! Amok Time ! Fascinating !
Spock's World, Spock's World, Logical!  Excellent!
Spock's World:    "Reason on, Spock."  "Reason on, Sarek."
Spock's brain, Elvis's body:  "Jailhouse Spock"
Spock's contaminating this boy, Captain. - McCoy re Chekov
Spock's ears:The left, the right, and the final front ear
Spock's singing doesn't even come close to describing Vegemite
Spock, "Galileo Seven": There are always alternatives.
Spock, Don't be such a guppy
Spock, I believe I'm in love with Edith Keeler. - Kirk
Spock, I though you were dead!    I rebooted, Captain.
Spock, I thought you died?   I REBOOTED JIM!
Spock, I thought you were dead!  I rebooted, Captain.
Spock, I thought you were dead! No, sir. I rebooted.
Spock, I thought you were dead!"  "I re-booted, Captain."
Spock, I thought you were dead? No sir I Rebooted
Spock, I'm sick of your halfbreed interference
Spock, I, um, I'm sorry. It does hurt, doesn't it? McCoy
Spock, It's a song, you're not supposed to analyze it!
Spock, You HAVE gone where no man has gone before!
Spock, about those `colorful metaphors'...-- Capt. Kirk
Spock, be ONE with the horse!
Spock, do you know Row Row..Row Row your boat? - McCoy
Spock, is that an 11.5" Sulu doll?
Spock, just press the right button. Kirk
Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
Spock, saying goodbye to a CRT:  "Live long and phosphor"
Spock, set Phasers on "emancipate!"  -Abe Lincoln (Denis Miller)
Spock, that man is a politician.  Set phasers on KILL!
Spock, there it is! The edge of the galaxy@@&%$@#!)@(NO BARRIER
Spock, you are SUCH a putz!  - Bloom County
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock, you're out of your Vulcan mind!
Spock. Bones. A little Elton John - Mike
Spock... BITE ME!
Spock... Bones... A little Elton John. -- Mike Nelson
Spock... you're such a putz.
Spock.SpockSpockTransmit now. * Kirk
Spock/Data '92 -- The Logical Choice!!!
Spock/Data '96  The Logical Choice.
Spock/Sulu/Uhura/Chekov/Kirk/Scotty/Bones/ Star Trek Quoteless Tagline
Spock/Tuvok '96: The LOGICAL Choice!
Spock:  She's dead Jim, get off her!
Spock:  We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain
Spock: "Is James Kirk a Horn-Dog?"  Capt. Pike: "Beep"
Spock: "Jim, there's an historic opportunity here."
Spock: A lie? [*] Valeris: A choice.
Spock: Anger is a relative state, sir.
Spock: Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?
Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table
Spock: Change is the essential process of all existence.
Spock: Computers make excellent and efficient servants.
Spock: Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatment.
Spock: Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
Spock: Fascinating, Captain!
Spock: I found it an accelerating experience.
Spock: I have been, and always will be your friend.
Spock: I never will understand the medical mind.
Spock: I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
Spock: I weep for V'ger as I would for a brother.
Spock: I'm a Vulcan.  I'm incapable of lying.
Spock: I've had all the shore leave that I care for.
Spock: Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
Spock: It is not logical, but it is often true.
Spock: Liberalism is not logical.
Spock: Life is not a dream. [*] Kirk: Go to sleep.
Spock: Logic and knowledge are not enough.
Spock: Logic is a wreath of flowers that smells bad.
Spock: Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow.
Spock: Logic is the beginning of knowledge, not the end.
Spock: Mr Scott, start your engines.
Spock: Nature abhors a vacuum.
Spock: Please, Captain.  Not in front of the Klingons.
Spock: Shields are failing! [*] Kirk: Give 'em more homework!
Spock: Space still contains infinite unknowns.
Spock: Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain
Spock; I'm sorry.  Sarek
Spock?  Why aren't you dead?
SpockThe usual, Odo? Nothing. The usual. -- Quark/Odo
Spockalypse Now
Spockyou're such a putz.
Spoil The Child  - By Molly Coddle
Spoil ought to be restored before anything else
Spoil your dinner! - Yakko
Spoiled Republicans want their BIG campaign money to stay.
Spoiled, but not rotten!
Spoils of war (n): Army food
Spoils of war(n): Military rations.
Spoilsport - Sheridan Pardon Captain, you're breaking up. - Ivanova
Spoilsport. - Sheridan
Spoke chose his friends well. T'Pau
Spoke. Are our ceremonies for Outworlders? T'Pau
Spoken like a true angel of death
Spoken like a true angel of death. - Funboy
Spoken like a true angel of death... -- The Crow
Spoken like a true bean counter. - Chumley
Spoken like a true martyr. -- Al Calavicci
Spoken like a true messiah. -- Bachman
Spoken like a true smartass
Spoken word not sparrow; once flown, can't catch.
Spokesman: A person who repairs bicycle wheels
Sponge Cake: Dessert made with borrowed ingredients
Sponge cake recipe: First borrow 3 cups of flour
Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients.
Sponges grow in the ocean ... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen
Sponges grow in the ocean ... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn't happen
Sponges grow in the ocean.  That kills me. - S. Wright
Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. - S.W.
Sponsored by National Geographic and Time/Life Television
Sponsored by St. Ferdinand III: Patron Saint of Engineers
Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team.
Spontaneous combustion!  What a stroke of luck!
Spoo is.  What else can one say about spoo?   JMS
Spoo! The OTHER white meat!
Spooge, spooge, spooge luuuuuverly spooge! - Furry Vikings
Spookin'! - The Mask
Spooks are a breed apart.
Spooky chick, huh doc? - Crow
Spoon (Fork)
Spoon feed me the good news, forget about the rest.    -Too Much Joy
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E. M. Forster
Spoon this! - Evil Arthur
Spoon! - The Tick
Spoooooonnnnnnnnn!
Spores? - Spock  &lt;&lt;whooosh&gt;&gt; - spore plant
Spork - The plastic combination spoon/fork you find in fast food places
Sport Fisherman: spends $1000 on equipment to watch $20 worth of fish.
Sport date: kiss her on the strikes, she kisses on the
Sport: Ja sedim, oni skacu!
Sports Car: Pay more to go just as fast
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue -- Elle things considered
Sports Nut - An athletic supporter
Sports car drivers have 4-on-the-floor-gasms.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it. - Haywood Hale Broun
Sports sedan
Sportscasters DO IT by watching football players DO IT
Sportscasters do it by watching football players do it.
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
Sporty Spice Files Paternity Suit Against Bo Derick -- Claiming Sex Change
Sporty Spice Is Really Cyborg From Krypton Insist Ukranian Meta-physicists
Spose The U.S.S. Voyager will come back as Vger too?
Spot ate my tagger! Bad dog
Spot does not respond to verbal commands.        - Data
Spot is a CHIEF PET OFFICER.
Spot is sleeping, sir. - Data
Spot the Cat: "The only thing curiosity killed was a few hours."
Spot was the Changeling that infiltrated StarFleet!
Spot, Bring me another Bud - Whoof, Whoof - Good Dog!!!
Spot, you are disrupting my ability to work. - Data
Spot...Spot...Down...Spot...Down...Down. - Data
Spot? - Data
Spots On The Wall  - By Hoo Flung Dung
Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pooh
Spotted Owl Tastes Just Like Bald Eagle
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.
Spotted Owl tastes like chicken
Spotted Owl: "If you've seen one... you've seen 'em both.
Spotted Owls are dandy....I like mine Medium Rare
Spotted Owls:  The other white meat.
Spotted in a safari park:  ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Spotted owl -- the OTHER other white meat
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken!  Yum!
Spousal abuse is a human issue - not a gender issue.
Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
Spread Eagle the state bird of Florida...a bird lover note.
Spread The Spectrum!!!
Spread eagle - an extinct bird.
Spread eagle is a wild bird.
Spread legs gather no dust....but they may require petroleum jelly!
Spread mattresses below the sliding door until the deck gets built.
Spread the *Joy of Modeming*; send Taglines!!
Spread the table and the quarrel will end.
Spread the word, word for today is "legs"
Spread the world on your breakfast
Spread your wings and fly away
Spread your wings and fly away... - Queen
Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
Spreading in-jokes on national echoes since 1985
Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?
Spreadsheet users DO IT in the Lotus position
Spreadsheets are made from cells. Humans are too. Are spreadsheets human?
Spring - by April N. May
Spring - by April N. May
Spring MD Whey to go! dairy farmers -E. Manganaro, Westtown PA
Spring bursts today, for love is risen and all the earth's at play.
Spring cleaning is called that because it takes most of the Spring!
Spring cleaning: Sweeps week
Spring has sprung, fall has fell, summer is here and it's hot as heck!
Spring has sprung, fall has fell, winter is here and it's cold as ICE.
Spring is God's way of saying, One more time!
Spring is nature's way of saying "Let's Party!"
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Spring makes everything young again except humans.
Spring showers bring May flowers...and May Flowers bring Pilgrims!
Spring, Where temperatures Spring back and forth
Spring---an experience in immoratality
Spring:  When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes
Spring: When nature sends out her Buds in six-packs!
Spring: after winter and before mosquitoes.
Spring: sperm is busting out all ova!
Springfield Nuclear Plant Condition: Meltdown. Flee City.
Springfield Nuclear Plant Condition: Relax, everything is fine!
Springfield Power Plant: As seen on '60 Minutes'.
Springfield Power Plant: Keep one eye.. ..on the other guy.
Springfield Prison: America's Fastest Growing Prison
Springfield Rest Home: Thanks for not discussing the outside world.
Springfield Women's Prison: A Prison For Women
Springfield, Ma:  It's illegal to ride on the roof of an automobile
Springfield, Mo:  It's illegal to sell buttermilk on the sabbath
Springsteen of Borg:  Borg in the USA.
Springtime - By Teresa Greene
Sprinkle's Law:  Things always fall at right angles.
Sprinklers are not sex toys
Sprinters DO IT in less than 10 seconds.
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
Sprite: a mutant elf that lives on video screens
Sprout does it with the Jolly Green Giant.
Spurn him. Reject him. You must. Kirk to Palamas
Spurs only piss a horse off - works okay on cats, though
Spurs only piss off a horse...work okay on cats though
Spurs only serve to annoy horses.  They work okay on cats, though.
Spy Movie Historical Marker, two miles. -- Mike Nelson
Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy Spy -- TMBG
Spy spy spy spy spy spy spy spy
Spy's DO IT in secret
Spy's do it in secret.
Spy's do it under cover
Spy:You a natural redhead?  Crow:You a natural blackhead?
Sqeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.
Squad helps dog bite victim.
Squander not thine eyes. - Anna Steven
Square dancers DO IT in a group of 8.
Square dancers do it on the floor in Groups of 8
Square dancing is friendship set to music
Square knot, not granny knot.
Square meals often make Round people!
Square onions: opinions which lack pi
Square root of 69 ....................... 8 something.
Square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
Squaresville, man!  Strictly squaresville! -- Crow T. Robot
Squaresville, man! Strictly squaresville! - Crow to Mike
Squash 'em into recipes.  Murphy would have.
Squash 'em into taglines.  Murphy would have.
Squash a Smurf today.
Squat-fest on my face?  Why yes, I'd like that
Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while
Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while the dog squats
Squeak I tell you, Squeak!
Squeak!  Squeak!  SQUEAK, I tell you!  SQUEAK!
Squeak!  Squeak, I tell you!  Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak! SQUEAK, I tell you! SQUEAK!
Squeak.  Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK! - Ren
Squeamish rules drive away all manner of good conversational
Squeeeeeeel like a pig boyeee Squeeeeel!! Loudah! Loudah!
Squeeek I tell you, Squeeek!
Squeek Blam Squeek. (Tricycle kindergarten driveby)
Squeek!  Squeek!  Squeek, I tell you!  Squeek!
Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...Squeek...What's yur name?
Squeeze Me Hard! I Work Better Under Pressure!
Squeeze me gently.  I'm under a LOT of pressure
Squeeze me! Tease me! Please me! Then get outta here!
Squeeze my Lemon, till the juice runs down my leg
Squeeze my lemon 'till the juce runs down my leg! - Led Zepplin
Squeeze that monkey, Bubba! - Ren Hoek
Squibblings:  Pickings nibbled furtively off the Turkey carcass
Squid is one of only three foods that tastes the same as it sounds.
Squid pro quo: Who ordered the calimari?
Squirm some more, Bill Clinton.
Squirming through the messages with the wsOMR!
Squirming with anchovies! - Wakko Not! - Dot
Squirrel food.
Squirrel gravy & grits. Only the pure would understand
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Squirrel: Just a cute tree rat with a good PR agent.
Squirrels - Junk food for bears!
Squirrels LOVE peanut butter balls!
Squirrels are messengers from God.
Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry!
Squirrels!  All we really are is squirrels
Squirrels, the 'other' white meat.
Squirrels: rats with good public relations.
Squirt guns don't soak people, People soak people
Squirt guns don't squirt people . . . kids do
Squirt guns don't squirt people...Obnoxious kids do!
Squirt guns don't squirt people...kids do.  (Think about it!)
Squirt water at her! - Mike
Squish 1.00 - the Echomail processor from Cthulhu!
Squish! -- The Eggplant Man
Squished? Time will tell. The wonder is -- By who?
Squrriels, n. - The other white meat
Squrriels, the other white meat.
Sr. Don Gato was a cat; on a high red roof Don Gato sat
Sr. Engineer and Condom Test Consultant.
Sram te bilou tim godinama...;)
Srbija: YUSCII-jem u dvadesetprvi vek !!!!!!
Srem, srem, srem, divan je kiceni srem
Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
Srike any Amiga when ready.
Ss f13 +[] C()+++i++++E
SsUeBnLdIMINmAeL TmAoGnLeIyNE.
Sshh! If my wife catches me on the computer again
Sshhh...don't tell anyone I'm here
Sssh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah.
Sssmokin'! - S. Ipkiss
Sssmokin'! -- The Mask
Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh Don't tell my husband - Sherry Holley
Ssssufferin' succotash.   That's desSpiccable!
St . . . St . . . Stuttering . . T . . . T . . . Tagline
St Melitta of Krups, Brew for Us!
St. Burstyn of Myrth: patron saint of laughter.
St. Croix, WI - it's illegal for women to wear anything red in public.
St. Dismas' Infirmary for the Incurably Informed.
St. Jhon ate 'shrooms, and wrote Revelations
St. Joseph asprin label: DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY TONKA TOYS
St. Jude's coming & he's packing heat! - Tom
St. Louis Mo:  It is unlawful for milkmen to run while on duty
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
St. Mary of Egypt,  worthy
St. Matthew did it passionately.
St. Odo - The Patron Saint of Quality Shareware
St. Patrick should come to Washington! I hear there're some snakes
St. Peter:  "How did you get here?"  New arrival:  "Flu!"
St. Rush of Adrenalin: patron saint bungee jumpers.
St. Silicon lives !
St. Stephen with a rose, in and out of the garden he goes
St. Vidicon of Cathode, pray for us!
St.jean, I thought I told you no DANGLING over the Promenade?!
St: Pvt Kill Rcvd
StOnEd AgAiN
Sta su to tagovi?
Sta sve nece staviti u tag
Sta to radis kume???
Stabbed 9 times, shot 3 times, typical Arkansas suicide
Stability brought about by force is not stability at all
Stability brought about by force is not stability at all. -Dalai Lama
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion
Stable environment - do not open Windows.
Stable relationships are for horses.
Stacatto signals of constant information
Stack Error - Lost on a cluttered desk
Stack Overflow - Brain Halted.
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
Stack Overflow:  Too many cases on top of each other
Stack Overflow:  Too many pancakes
Stack Overflow: too many pancakes, not enough syrup.
Stack Testers have longer hotter probes
Stack corrupt!  News at 0xB
Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies
Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies.     -Datamazing, 4/1/78
Stack overflow hurts!
Stack overflow:  too many pancakes.  User halted.
Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted.
Stack overflow: too many pancakes. Eat some (Y/n)?
Stack their bloody bones up to God's feet.....TOURISTS!!
Stacker has stacked itself!!!
Stacker has trashed all your files, have a nice day.
Stacks of beer as far as the eye can see, this must be heaven!
Stacy Keach:  All cleaned up. -- Crow T. Robot
Stacy Keach: All cleaned up - Crow
Stacy Kouns gets a job at Cray Computers - Crow
Stacy, be proud of your North Tibetan heritage!
Staendig frische Gebuehrenimpulse im Angebot bei:
Staff meeting in the conference room in %d minutes
Stage I Soldiers free Women to be Stage II Women.
Stage II sports: rejoice in competence!
Stage hands DO IT behind the scenes
Stage hands DO IT for every scene.
Stage hands DO IT on cue.
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stagecoach lady, hourglass body, makin' things glow in the night
Stagehands do it on cue.
Stagelights flashing, the feelings smashing! " Run away! Run away!
Stages keep on changing, re-arranging love.
Stages of Life: 8086, 80186, 80286, 80386, 80486
Staggering off bleeding, Spock vows never to mind-meld with Kira again.
Stagnation:  a country without women
Stains like blood on your teeth
Stains like the blood on your teeth - NIN
Stains on the wall by Who flung Doo!
Stairway to Heaven?  I'd rather have a bullet train to Hell
Stairways scare Dan Dare who's there
Stake burning... it's not just for Wiccans any more!
Stalag 90210! -- Tom Servo
Stalagmites stalactites stalagmites -Tom on wave patterns
Stale incense, old sweat, and lies, lies, lies - NIN
Stale tagline.  Go get some new ones
Stalemate - a spouse you are tired of.
Stalemate:  ex-spouse.
Stalin is buried in a communist plot.
Stalin says: 'Human rights??? Cool at Siberia!!!'
Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.
Stalinism begins at home.
Stalker: One who hunts vegetables
Stalking the boards for prey
Stalking's hard when you don't have a car - Mike
Stall: Technique for explaining why the payment's late.
Stammer...Pout...Whine...when all else fails...reboot
Stamp Out Lactose Intolerance!
Stamp it &lt;Preliminary&gt; and ship it.
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE!
Stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancies
Stamp out dope!  Twit filter Patrick Long!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter @N!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Bill Clinton!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter He!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Orville Bullitt!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Orville!
Stamp out dope! Twit filter Roger Barnes!
Stamp out hesitation!  ...no, wait!
Stamp out idiocy! Disband the ACLU!
Stamp out messages!  We want more room for taglines!
Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime!
Stamp out off-topic tags!  &gt;STOMP&lt;  &gt;STOMP!&lt;   :-}
Stamp out off-topic tags!  STOMP!  STOMP!  STOMP!   STOMP!
Stamp out organized crime!!  Abolish the IRS
Stamp out philately!
Stamp out reality!
Stamp out software hoarding  - Free Software Foundation
Stamp out the post office!  Mail electronically.
Stamp out the word "Great" in file descriptions
Stamp out vandalism or I'll break all your windows!!
Stampede heading in your direction
Stan, Stan, he's our boy! If he can't do it, no one..will. - Crowd
Stan:  Visitors took Kyle's baby brother.    Chef:  What?!?  South Park
Stan: You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, Ass-master!
Stand Back!  I'm going to communicate!
Stand Back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!
Stand By For Action!
Stand By... My 486DX-66MHZ is Heating my Home again
Stand Thou Still a While, That I May Show Thee The Word of God !!
Stand and be counted, -millions together as one
Stand and unfold yourself! - a guard in the second line of Hamlet
Stand aside, peasants! I am on imperial business!
Stand back ! I don't know how big this thing gets ! Adam warned Eve
Stand back Musketeers!  They shall sample MY blade!
Stand back everyone!  I know what I'm doing!
Stand back world!  Here I come!!
Stand back!  I don't know how liberal this thing gets!!!
Stand back!  I've got a mouse and I know how to use it!
Stand back!  It's a Beta version!
Stand back!  It's a Beta!
Stand back! He's running the BETA VERSION! Arrrrrrgh.
Stand back! I am a master of the ancient Ferrengi art of whining!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand back! I have a modem and know how to use it!!!
Stand back! I know the ancient Pekingese art of Wiyiatta! - Ace Yu
Stand back! I've got an Orb fragment here, & I'm not afraid to use it!
Stand back!!!! I have no idea how BIG this thing gets!
Stand back, 'cause dismay or may not work
Stand back, I don't know how big it's gonna get!!
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes
Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!
Stand back, I'm in a Tom Clancy novel
Stand back, guys!  He has a MAGNET!!!
Stand beside that lightning rod.  Why are you looking at me like that?
Stand by for modular transformation!
Stand by the time accelerator. -- Captain Galaxy
Stand by to be dazzled...--Quark
Stand by, #TN#, here we go.  Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand by, Orville, here we go. Cut in the sublight engines.
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign @TOLAST@, go change your pants
Stand down from battle stations, Ensign Bullitt, go change your pants.
Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your p\SLMR
Stand down red alert.  Ensign, go change your uniform.
Stand for nothing and you will fall for anything
Stand for something - or you will fall for anything
Stand for something!  Or you'll fall for everything.
Stand on it and turn left  -AJ Foyt
Stand on it until you see God, then brake!
Stand on the toilet and get high on pot.
Stand perfectly still.  This *is* a movie. -- Crow T. Robot
Stand perfectly still. This IS a movie - Crow
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Stand still, Godfrey, it will all be over in a minute.  C. Lombard
Stand straight, walk proud
Stand up BOY, they are playing DIXIE!
Stand up and defend the people who are wronged.
Stand up and fight !!
Stand up close: it's shorter than you think
Stand up for something or you'll fall for anything.
Stand up for something or you'll fall for anything.
Stand up, speak up, shut up
Stand your ground, troops! This shall be our finest hour!
Stand-by, Scotty. Kirk  Very wise, Captain. Claudius
Stand-up for Women's Rightsbring back Batgirl!
Standard British Bird, the gannet, it's in all the books!
Standard Disclaimer Applies... Blah Blah Blah
Standard Disclamer of course
Standard Human Equipment:  2400 baud brain, 19.2k baud mouth.
Standard deviation? Just -who- is the standard deviant?
Standard disclaimer.
Standard disclaimer:  Who knew?
Standard disclaimer: "I just can't help myself!" - Babs Bunny
Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own!
Standard disclaimer: Who knew?
Standard is an expression which in cyberspace has a hundredthousand various meanings
Standard landing party Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Ensign Monsterbait
Standard patrol vessel. Curious. Neelix
Standard procedure is to do what the hell they tell you to do.&lt;Dallas&gt;
Standard sit-com joke landing on runway seven - Crow
Standard sit-com joke landing on runway seven... -- Crow T. Robot
Standard taglines don't count?
Standard villain procedure.  The Tick
Standard villain procedure... - The Tick about Chairface's alligators
Standard: Similar to something else on the market
Standardized teaching + standardized learning = standardized thinking. 
Standardized testing never lies. Principal Skinner
Standardized testing never lies. Principal Skinner
Standards (n). Battle insignia or tribal totems
Standards are Wonderful!  So many to pick from!
Standards are a great idea because there are so many to choose from.
Standards are always out of date.  That is what makes them standards
Standards are crucial.  And the best thing about standards is: there are so ____many to choose from!
Standards are great because they give non-conformists something to not conform to
Standards are wonderful! There are so MANY to choose from!
Standards are wonderful, there are so many to choose from.
Standards are wonderful.  And so many to choose from!
Standards are wonderful:  so many from which to choose!
Standards are wonderful; There's so many to chose from!
Standards aren't standard
Standards!!??  On *this* conference??!!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Standards?  On InterLink?  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Standards?  Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em!
Standards?  What standards?  Whose standards?
Standby to beam aboard survivors from the USS @LN@
Standby to photograph! - Spock
Standin' on the corner, suitcase in my hand. 
Standin' with a Strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son
Standing 8 count! Go to your corners! - Tom
Standing Member, Subliminal Education eXchange
Standing by a parking meter when I caught a glimpse of Rita. - Beatles
Standing by to beam your survivors aboard our ship. - Kirk
Standing here at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
Standing in the shadow of love
Standing invitation to Kes and B'ellana for a REALLY wild night
Standing invitation to Kes for a wild night in a holodeck!
Standing invitation to Major Kira for a wild night in a holosuite
Standing invitation to dance with Nana Visitor.  She can even lead!
Standing on Worf's neck, Kira said, "Now apologise to the Prophets!"
Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only.
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down
Standing on one's own feet make for tired feet.
Standing on the edge of sanity, losing my balance
Standing on the head makes a smile of a frown for mouth only
Standing on the shoulders of giants leaves me cold.
Standing ovation for the Grungy Penney Guy,
Standing there making a sitting target of himself.
Standing under falling pianos is not recommended
Standing your ground is easier when your grounded in God's Word!!!
Standup comics DO IT tongue-in-cheek
Standup comics do it tongue-in-cheek.
Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men: they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night
Stange notions. I got your strange notions right here. - Franklin
Stanislave, preterano seres !
Stanley Marvin Handleman - Crow
Stanley, gay people...well, gay people are evil. - Mr. Garrison
Stannum by my man!
StapemrdMTmrg
Staple guns are useless - Crow on cheesy space weapons
Staple guns are useless! -- Crow T. Robot
Staple: Irish church tower
Star      Trek `36mDeep Space Nine     !
Star Date 9602.34 - Admiral Fox bites Worf!
Star Date 9623.17 - Admiral Smith bites Worf!
Star Date @D - Admiral @N bites Worf!
Star Date @SDATE@ - Admiral @TOLAST@ bites Worf!
Star Fleet IQ Test:  Here, put on this red shirt, ok?
Star Fleet Intelligence Omega Sect -- more to come
Star Fleet security... The few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Star Gazing is a Sirius matter
Star Gentle Uterus! - Sailor Star Maker
Star Light. Star Bright...Where the hell is MR. RIGHT?
Star Sensitive Inferno! - Sailor Star Healer
Star Serious Laser! - Sailor Star Fighter
Star Spangled Barrio - by Jose Canusee
Star Thors:  "May the Norse be with you..."
Star Tours 45, you're going the wrong way, stop immediately!
Star Trek (n) full of inconsistencies, regarding most of technology.
Star Trek 25th Anniversary Movie Marathon:  Sit Long and Prosper!
Star Trek 3.141592654   The Search for Pi
Star Trek 7:  The search for taglines!
Star Trek 95: The Wrath Of Gates
Star Trek : Generations II - The Search For Spot
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:
Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:  &lt;fill in the blank&gt;
Star Trek Captains can't drive a stick
Star Trek Continuity ERROR:  (A)bort (R)ewrite (I)gnore?
Star Trek DOS: Command or file name canna be found, sair!
Star Trek DS9 : "Boldly hanging out Near the Wormhole..."
Star Trek Episodes You'll Never See: "Three in a Ro."
Star Trek Excuse:  Catching up on technical journals
Star Trek Excuse:  Deflectors coming down
Star Trek Excuse:  Doing some fencing with Sulu
Star Trek Excuse:  Don't have orders from Starfleet
Star Trek Excuse:  Have to make a hit on Kracko
Star Trek Excuse:  I hate the Kelvins!
Star Trek Excuse:  It's contrary to the Prime Directive
Star Trek Excuse:  My phaser's dead.
Star Trek Excuse:  My tribbles are breeding
Star Trek Excuse:  Pumped full of stimulants
Star Trek Excuse:  Romulans crossed the Neutral Zone
Star Trek Excuse:  Seen this episode 100 times
Star Trek Excuse:  Sub-space frequencies jammed
Star Trek Excuse:  They want a piece of the action
Star Trek Excuse:  Too much LDS!
Star Trek Excuse:  Transporter Malfunction.
Star Trek Excuse:  Vacationing on Genesis
Star Trek Excuse:  Went drinking with Riley
Star Trek Excuse: Klingons increasing aggressions
Star Trek Excuse: Recovering from a Vulcan Nerve Pinch
Star Trek Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason Stalks The Enterprise.
Star Trek Generations Part II: The Search for Livingston
Star Trek Generations: You're dead, Jim
Star Trek HAS made a difference in cyberspace.  Just look at taglines!
Star Trek II The Musical: The Rap of Khan
Star Trek II: A Tale of Two Starships."Dee starship,dee starship,boss"
Star Trek III: The Search for Plot.  "Spock's brain."
Star Trek IV:In Search of Cash."So long, and thanks for all the fish."
Star Trek IX, The Wrath of Nintendo
Star Trek IX:  Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek IX:  The Search for Kirk's Teeth.
Star Trek IX:  The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek IX: Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock
Star Trek IX: In Search of Geritol.
Star Trek IX: Search for Shatner's Dentures
Star Trek Lives!
Star Trek Taglines
Star Trek Tags:
Star Trek The Musi
Star Trek The Musical II:  The Rap of Kahn.
Star Trek V--Shat happens
Star Trek V:  "Shat" Happens!
Star Trek V: The Final Rip-Off. "We apologize for the inconvenience."
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Money. "Odo, meet Martia. Martia, Odo."
Star Trek VII - The Search for @LN@.
Star Trek VII - The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VII, My god are we getting old
Star Trek VII:  Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII:  JTK - directed by Oliver Stone!
Star Trek VII:  The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Orville leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Samuel Becket leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: Dr. Yakko leaps into Spock.
Star Trek VII: JTK directed by Oliver Stone!
Star Trek VII: Let Kirk Live!
Star Trek VII: Shatner Must Die!
Star Trek VII: The Captain's Ego - Upcoming movie
Star Trek VII: The Search for Kirk's Toupee
Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
Star Trek VIII:  The Search for Shatner's Real Hair.
Star Trek VIII:  The Wrath of Moderator.
Star Trek VIII: JTK - directed by Oliver Stone!
Star Trek VIII: Scotty passes a Stone.
Star Trek Virus - Invades system in places no virus has gone before.
Star Trek Virus: Erases where no virus has erased before
Star Trek Virus: Invades your system where no virus has gone before
Star Trek Voyager......to boldly YATI where no-one has YATI'd before!
Star Trek Voyager..The continuing adventures of V'GER?
Star Trek X:  The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
Star Trek XIV: We All Live in a Yellow Starship
Star Trek XVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth
Star Trek XXIII: Run Out Of Ideas
Star Trek XXIV: The Wrath of Barney
Star Trek XXV "Scotty Passes a Stone!"
Star Trek XXV: So What's the Deal With Guinan, Anyway?
Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek XXVIII - The Search for Shatner's BONES!
Star Trek XXX the serch for geritol.
Star Trek XXX: In Search of Captain Cleavage!
Star Trek XXX: In Search of Geritol * Upcoming movie
Star Trek XXX: The Search for Geritol
Star Trek batteries - they keep on going, and going
Star Trek elevators are always there.  Why can't ours be like that?
Star Trek episodes we'll never see:  "Three in a Ro."
Star Trek is Hope.
Star Trek is OK but I prefer science fiction
Star Trek is dead, Jim!  What are we gonna do for a living?
Star Trek is dying, Jim! QUICK! Call 9111701!!!!!
Star Trek is kinda neat, but I prefer Science-Fiction.
Star Trek is okay, but I prefer science fiction.
Star Trek is the only way to live!
Star Trek light, Star Trek bright, 1st Trek I see tonight.
Star Trek without Jean-Luc Picard is like a message without a Tagline
Star Trek writers shouldn't use a Pentium. We don't like DS8.9999997
Star Trek's on%$&@$%NO CARRIER
Star Trek, Deep Space Nine: Boldy going nowhere
Star Trek, TNG, and DS9 taglines
Star Trek, The Musical II: The Rap of Khan
Star Trek, boldly gone but not forgotten
Star Trek, the Best Possible Future of Man.
Star Trek, the CLASSIC generation.
Star Trek... Gotta love it!
Star Trek:  Deep Space 90210
Star Trek: "Wagon Train in Space."  DS9: "Motel 6 in Space."
Star Trek: DS9 - a great series and no damned warp core breaches!  :-)
Star Trek: Dares to boldy split infinitives no man has split before.
Star Trek: Deep Space 90210
Star Trek: Dip Space Nine.
Star Trek: Not the same without the Enterprise, and never will be
Star Trek: The 51st Generation: "Engage, Warp 512.61..."
Star Trek: The Almost Final Frontier.
Star Trek: The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian"
Star Trek: The Geritol Generation * Upcoming TV series
Star Trek: The Motionless Picture. "Where Nomad has gone before."
Star Trek: The Previous Generation.
Star Trek: The Tagline
Star Trek: Voyager -- THE Starfleet Minivan!
Star Trek: Voyager--What happen when you let a WOMAN drive!
Star Trek: Voyager:  the Starfleet minivan.
Star Trek: the Pepsi Generation
Star Trek:TNG, boldly going where no other timeslot has gone before
Star Trek? How can one foot it in space?
Star Trek? Is that the one with Ed McMahon and the Klingons?
Star Trekkin' across the universe!
Star Trekkin' across the universe, on the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. --The Firm
Star Trick II: The Wrath of Moderators
Star Truck II - The Wrath of Nissan
Star Valley, WY! Where everyone and his brother own a gun!
Star Warriors - By West End Games
Star Wars 1: The galaxy far, far away has never been so close.
Star Wars Director's Cut `97
Star Wars Galaxy Guides - By West End Games
Star Wars Meets The NHL: Empress Chrissy Battles Charles Skywalker!
Star Wars Prequels `98, `99, 2000
Star Wars RPG...8 years a player, 6 years a GM!
Star Wars, The Dark Empire Sourcebook - By West End Games
Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games
Star Wars/Disney Con `97
Star Wars: vehicle to Carrie Fisher, Hamil and Ford to fame.
Star date 274.23.4 Beamed dowm for a pee
Star date @SDATE@, @TO@, beamed down for a pee
Star the Ranger's Famous Quote: Red Dragon? Big deal--I'm married!
Star trek 6: The undiscovered money.
StarBase B-47Ferengi / Federation Free Trade Zone
StarFleet Admiral Q, at your service!
StarFleet medical finals .. Gets 'em every time! - Dr. Julian Bashir.
StarFleet: Hate you.  Hate Alpha Quadrent. Took Voyager.  Janeway
StarFury:Mobile Target
StarGunner  Just when you thought Raptor was the best!
StarShip Captains DO IT at warp speed
StarShip Captains do it at warp speed.
StarTrek XV11 "In search of Shatner's teeth!"
Starbase 42 Magrathea
Starblazers do it with wave motion.
Starboard Wine - Wine for right handed sailors
Starclad dancing to beat of drum, something wiccan this way comes.
Starcladliness is next to Goddessliness
Stardate 02 Feb 95  Wrote a Blue Wave message.
Stardate 47223.4: Beamed dowm for a pee...
Stardate 47988: All Good Things
Stardate 99999.99 - The End Is Coming!
Stardate abc123.0  Beamed down to get away from those kooks!
Stardate unknown
Stardom?  I never touch the stuff. &lt;John Lithgow&gt;
Stare Mode  - Kryten
Stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
Stare at this tagline for fifteen minutes, then ask why.
Stare into the crystal... stare... think nice thoughts... - The Doctor
Stare into the subliminal for as long as you can.
Starfleet *is* a military service.
Starfleet *is* the Federation's navy.
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
Starfleet Academy, Class of 8573.12
Starfleet Academy:  "Ex Astra, Scienta."
Starfleet Admiral Q at your service. -- Q
Starfleet April fool hell, Enterprise says "we have engaged the Borg"
Starfleet Enemas: "To boldly go like no one has gone before!"
Starfleet Inter-office Mail
Starfleet Lieutenant Tom Paris -- USS Voyager
Starfleet Order #32: Always flip for oncoming ships.
Starfleet Security -- the few, the proud, the expendable
Starfleet Security...the few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Starfleet Security:  The few, the proud, the DEAD!
Starfleet Security:  The few, the proud, the horribly mangled.
Starfleet Security: Ours is but to scream and die.
Starfleet Security: Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die
Starfleet Security: The Few, The Proud, The Expendable.
Starfleet Security: The few, The proud, The horribly mangled
Starfleet Security:Ours not to reason why, ours but to scream and die.
Starfleet Tactical Security Officer Tuvok -- USS Voyager
Starfleet code requires a second backup? - Gilora
Starfleet medical finals, gets them every time.  Bashir
Starfleet motto:  "Don't attack; we're incredibly lucky!"
Starfleet. It's not just a job, it's 96.7 credits a week.
Starfleet: Hate you.  Hate Alpha Quadrant. Took Voyager. --Janeway
Starfleet: Peace through political correctness.
Stargunner  Raptor's Older Brother
Staring Mike as "THE DIRTY VICAR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staring at a monitor causes carpal tunnel vision
Staring at my sandals..that's a paddling. - Jasper as a sub teacher
Staring into a dragon's jaws, one quickly learns wisdom.
Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns humility
Staring voices.. from the dark room
Stark raving sober
Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
Starkle, starkle, little twink, who the hell you are I think
Starlet Trek:  Set Phasers to "Stunning"
Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss! - Sailor Moon
Starlight, not streetlights
Starlong: Invented by Zerox. Who else makes better copies?
Starmegabucks: the store changed its name to keep up with its prices
Starring @FN@ as Don Quixote & Cy Huie as the windmill
Starring Adam West as Batman.
Starring Burt Ward as Robin, The  Boy Wonder.
Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews
Starring Roseanne Arnold in ... "The Herniator!"
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: @TO@
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Charles-O. Fournier
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: David Jewett
Starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Orville Bullitt
Starring the law firm of Morris, Brown & Leroy - Crow
Starring the very Kittenish Ann Margaret - Dr. Forrester
Starring..(insert you name here)..as Montigue!!
Stars don't cry. -Mae West
Stars have their moment and then they die. - Nick Cave
Stars high above make me wish under moonlight.   Enya
Stars move slowly in the silvery night. - Mike Oldfield
Starship Captains DO IT with Enterprise
Starship Enterprise - It lifts and separates
Starship Enterprise: Built FORD Tough!
Starship Mine...Mine...Mine...Mine! :"Rascals" Picard
Starship docking requires berth control
Starship drag racing...the sport of the future!
Starship engineers are really warped!
Starship go &gt;&gt;BOOM&lt;&lt;
Starship repairs? Battle damage? Call Subspace BR-549!
Starship, lock in on this.  Three to beam, uh! Merik
Start ....Buying OS/2
Start a Danish revolution: close all breweries!
Start a d/l. Get a beer. Light a smoke. Watch hockey. Multi-tasking.
Start a download, grab a beer--multitasking!
Start a download.  Get a Coke.  Multitasking.
Start a download.  Make a pot of coffee.  Multitasking!
Start a download. Get a beer. Multi-tasking!
Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit.
Start a friendship.  EMail me!
Start a revolution.  Mail a tea bag to congress!
Start at the bottom of the ladder.  If your dad owns it
Start at the end
Start believing or the cat gets it with the water pistol!
Start download. Get beer. Light cigar. Watch hockey. Multi-tasking.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
Start for BlueWave:
Start mail download.  Grab a beer.  Watch some football: Multitasking.
Start meetings on time regardless of who's missing.
Start mouth, engage brain, burn rubber from the so
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Start out with a shattering blow to the ribcage - Crow
Start running, Frank - Dr. Forrester
Start showing up early for work
Start slow and taper off.
Start slow and taper off. --Walt Stack
Start slow and the taper off
Start slow, then taper off!
Start smoking again and you'll have a car accident
Start the Office of Men's Health!
Start the Satanic version of Windows - at the prompt type SIN
Start the day with a jolt!  Go to bed with Lum.
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
Start the day with a smile.  After that you can be your nasty old self again
Start the engine!  I can't find the GTC keys!!
Start the line with three dots and a space, then just type it in
Start things you have no intention of finishing
Start with a big one
Start with this
Start worrying when bugs become stomp resistant!
Start your own revolution and cut out the middleman
Started out at Berkeley, later on at People's Park
Starting a new era in recipe lunacy!
Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
Starting next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
Starting now I'm looking out for #1!
Starting out with Berkeley Free Speech, later on at People's Park
Starting tomorrow, he gets taller. - B.J. Hunnicutt
Startrek makes your sterile.
Starvation of unrich children is not my concern. Reagan
Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian.
Starve with a tiger and the tiger starves last
Starving...will work for online access (or food)
Starz!, Half Baked, 1998
Stash not found.  Cheeeiit. Should  I fake it? Y/N
Stash not found.  Cheeeiit. Should  I fake it? Y/N
Stasis: The ultimate in 'Stay Fresh' technology.
Stat - Info on baseball cards
State College	- Mini Computer
State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept
State Farm?  Guard dogs?
State Motto Of Utah: Industry
State Motto of New Hampshire: Live Free or Die.
State Motto of New Jersey: Liberty and Prosperity.
State Motto: Arkansas...Land of Opportunity.
State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven.
State University	- Micro Computer
State Wildlife Protection Area - party animals live here.
State motto New Mexico: It's all for sale.
State motto New York: Higher Taxes!
State of New Jersey Motto. Who died?
State of New Mexico motto: It's all for sale.
State of New York motto: Higher Taxes!
State of West Virginia motto: Liberty, equality, fraternity.
State of Wisconsin Motto. Eat cheese or die!
State of the art destructive capabilities
State of the art means you can't afford it.
State of the art technology - Mike on old typewriters
State of the art technology... -- Mike Nelson
State taxes, city taxes, federal taxes...and it was an eye-opener. PJ
State your business and leave!
State your business in one word or less. - Hawkeye
State-of-the-art:  What we could do with enough money.
State-of-the-practice:  What we can do with the money you have.
Statements above are logical, well reasoned and my own.
Statements here are NOT those of the Posys
Statements here are not those of the Sysop.
Staten Island isn't really a big landfill
States WITH Concealed Handguns: Murder down 8.5%  Rape down 5%
Statesman - a dead polititian. We need MORE statesmen!
Statesman, n. - A dead politician. We need more statesmen!
Statesman: A dead politician.
Statesman: a dead politician - we NEED more statesmen.
Statesman: politician who's been dead 5 or 10 years.
Statesmen are dead politicians.  We need more statesmen.
Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce
Static Kling: is that a Klingon moon?
Static Kling? isn't that a moon orbiting the Klingon Homeworld?
Static interference provided by New Jersey Bell.
Static on your frequency
Stating the obvious can be a dangerous habit
Stating the opposite sometimes causes the desired response.
Station Log, Stardate.Psst! Kira, isn't this Friday?
Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set.
Station log, Deep Sleep 9
Stationary mice have bigger balls.
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Statistically, 50% of the people you meet have a below average IQ
Statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations
Statisticians DO IT when it counts.
Statisticians DO IT with 95% confidence.
Statisticians DO IT with a little deviance
Statisticians DO IT with charts
Statisticians DO IT with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians DO IT with two-tail t tests
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it in all combinations.
Statisticians do it randomly
Statisticians do it when it counts.
Statisticians do it with 95 percent confidence
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence. 
Statisticians do it with a little deviance.
Statisticians do it with charts.
Statisticians do it with deviates
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it with tables.
Statisticians do it with the largest group possible.
Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests.
Statisticians do it.  After all, it's only normal.
Statisticians probably do it.    
Statistics -  figures used as arguments. - Leonard Louis Levinson
Statistics - figures used as arguments.
Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein
Statistics are like bikinis: what they reveal is suggestive, what they conceal is vital
Statistics are no substitute for judgement!
Statistics are no substitute for judgement. -- Henry Clay
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.
Statistics are no substitute for judgment.  Henry Clay
Statistics can be used to support anything, especially st
Statistics means never having to say you're certain
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo
Statistics show 43% of all statistics are worthless
Statistics show that most men die before their wives. It's the easy way out
Statistics show that people with more birthdays live longer.
Statistics, n. - Proof the average person has one ball and one tit
Statistics: Alter Reality without drugs NOW!
Stats prove those who have more birthdays live longer
Status ---&gt; alive, but without permission
Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in.
Status Quo... Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Willis Stone
Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in.
Status Symbol of the 90's: Not voting for Bill Clinton and Al Gore
Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore!
Status quo.  Latin for the mess we're in.
Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes
Statutes made for the public good ought to be liberally construed
Statutory Rape, n. - Violation by a statue
Stavio sam joj pirane u kadu da se igra dok se kupa.
Stay Alert!  Trust No One!  Keep Your Laser Handy!
Stay Alert!  Trust no one!  Keep your crossbows handy!
Stay Alert.  Stay Awake.  Stay Alive
Stay Furry!
Stay alert!  Trust no one!  Keep - AAAAAAAAHHHH
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your hockey stick handy!
Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep-- AAAAAAAAHHHH
Stay alert, stay alive
Stay and help me to end the day -Floyd
Stay away from flying saucers today.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Stay away from me. Anna
Stay away from my armpit hair. - Skud
Stay away from the Christians; they are bad for you. - Cat
Stay away from the DOS side, Luke!
Stay away from the barbecue sauce  - Crow during fire
Stay away from the barbecue sauce! -- Crow T. Robot
Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, @TOFIRST@
Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, Billy
Stay away, Kinkaid. You'll stay alive. MacLeod
Stay back!  I have a modem and I don't know how to use it!!!
Stay back! I have a hockey stick and I know how to use it!
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!
Stay back. Take your baby and leave-Amanda Krueger
Stay cleaner wrap your weiner.
Stay close to the Vorlon and watch out for the Shadows - Sinclair
Stay close to the Vorlon.  And watch out for Shadows
Stay confident - computers can sense fear.
Stay cool - sit in the freezer.
Stay cool if your power supply burns...  :-&lt;
Stay cool! Hang loose! Admit nothing!
Stay crazy....it's the only way to maintain your sanity
Stay distracted long enough and you can forget the pain
Stay frosty, you two! -- Joel Robinson
Stay gruntled.
Stay healthy--smoke unused cigarettes.
Stay healthy--smoke unused cigarettes.
Stay healthy....eat your honey!
Stay here & make sure he doesn't leave til I get back!
Stay here & make sure he doesn't leave til I get back! - Monty Python
Stay here long enough you might see somebody's knees-Joel
Stay in formation. Hold the line. No one gets through. No matter what.
Stay in it! - Rick and Bubba
Stay in the circle, you puss! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Stay in the circle, you puss! -- Dr. Forrester
Stay in touch! Watch out for all those ladies!!!
Stay inside during a thunderstorm. - Yakko
Stay low and soft. - Bren Derlin
Stay low, and keep your ears open, I expect you back. - Garibaldi
Stay low, conserve ammo, and never deal with a Dragon.
Stay noble, MacLeod... it's what you're good at. - Kalas
Stay off horses, camels, and elephants, and they will stay off you
Stay on Topic, Red 5..!  STAY ON TOPIC..!
Stay on topic, Red 5, STAY ON TOPIC...
Stay open... who knows... lightning could strike.
Stay out of Riker's way; he's having a bad beard day.
Stay out of my way! I am modeming at 28,800. Try to catch me!
Stay out of prison, Mike Tyson is getting horny
Stay out of sight in case things get rude. - Vlad Taltos
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old - Pink Floyd
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.
Stay pink, soft, and oily!
Stay retired, then.  There's no money in it, y'know
Stay sane inside insanity.
Stay sane inside insanity.  -- Columbia
Stay the course, Big Ned, you're doin' super! - Little Ned Flanders
Stay the curse
Stay the f*ck back! Stay the f*ck away from me! -Hillary to Sec.Serv
Stay together, drag each other down
Stay tuned as Beavis & Butt-head break things & blow stuff up!
Stay tuned as Beavis wounds Butthead's inner child.
Stay tuned as Butthead moons Beavis' inner child.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke Kevin McCauley's team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens smoke Roger's team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens take on @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens whip the hell outta @FN@'s team.
Stay tuned as The Canadiens whip the hell outta Connie Sharlow's team.
Stay tuned as the Flames smoke @FN@'s team
Stay tuned as the Flames whip the hell outta @FN@'s team
Stay tuned for Christmas Of The Daleks!
Stay tuned for Weird Al, tonight on UHF channel 62!
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion when
Stay tuned for: Yes-Man and his sidekick, Boy Howdy
Stay tuned to Fox, where we can say boobies. --- The Critic
Stay tuned to this echo for Excellence in BBS'ing.
Stay tuned to this echo for the "Excellence in BBS'ing Network."
Stay tuned...film at eleven
Stay tuned: tagline at 10:00
Stay up past your bedtime
Stay us wherefore in our search for tighteousness, O sustainer!
Stay where you are Scully,I'll be right there to pick you up.-Mulder
Stay where you are, Major; I'm on my way. Odo
Stay where you are, Mr. Kim. - Lt. 'Quickdraw' Tuvok
Stay with him until help comes. - The Crow
Stay with me, Dire Wolf. Stay with me . . . - Digital Shakespeare
Stay with me, I want to be alone.
Stay with me, the best is yet to be
Stay within the lines ... the lines are our friends
Stay? Whaddya think I am, a dog? &lt;Getz&gt;
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! - Count Dracula
Staying away from Old spice
Staying away from Old spice. &lt;G&gt;
Staying on the topic limits my imagination.
Stayinnnn' Alive -Grease
Stays crunchy in milk
Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout - Joel
Steady as she goes, Mr Cthulu.
Steak is my ally!  Butter does my bidding! -- TV's Frank
Steak? Money's too tight for steak.. Steak? Uhh..sure..
Steal THIS -&gt; best frog renaissance amoeba packrat concrete
Steal Taglines?  You can't steal my T
Steal Tags? I like to think I extend their warranties
Steal a bell with one's ears covered. - Chinese Proverb
Steal a tagline? Never! Got one I can borrow for a while?
Steal all you want, we'll make more
Steal each others taglines, but keep your hands off mine!
Steal every tagline from QWK, OPX and BW mail packets automatically!
Steal is stronger then flesh.
Steal me....The keys are under the tagline.
Steal my cash, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal my wallet, car, and TV, but leave the modem!
Steal only the best taglines shall be the whole of the Law
Steal this Tag Line
Steal this Tagline Ms. Sleepwalker and I'll tie-dye Precious!
Steal this Tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
Steal this if you think you're a taglinokleptomaniac
Steal this one, and how many others of mine do you have?
Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat!
Steal this tagline and you're going to get a spanking!
Steal this tagline, and flatter me
Steal this tagline, and you're gonna get a spanking
Steal this tagline... and I'll tie-dye your cat!!!
Steal this tagline: @FROM@ Tagline!
Steal this you $%^&^%#E#@$
Steal two taglines and Netmail me in the morning.
Stealing Picard's artificial heart ... life-threatening, but fun
Stealing Taglines is my newest hobby--Robin Hood
Stealing Taglines is the main reason *any* of us are here
Stealing Taglines is the main reason *any* of us are here.
Stealing Taglines will never get you pregnant.
Stealing Taglines, eh?       Book him for "grand theft motto."
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Stealing from ODO? Man, _that_ takes _guts_! - Anna Steven
Stealing from a tagline thief is not considered a crime.
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research.
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research. Edsil Murphy
Stealing is ILLEGAL.  The government hates competition!
Stealing is illegal: The government hates the competition
Stealing is illegal; the IRS hates competition.
Stealing is legal for lawyers, politicians, and Orville
Stealing it a dollar at a time from a million places-Crow
Stealing my tagline isn't getting your money's worth!
Stealing someone's coffee is called "mugging"
Stealing taglines ......Grand Theft "Motto".
Stealing taglines is an addictive hobby.
Stealing taglines is my newest hobby --Robin Hood
Stealing taglines one at a time is for amateurs.
Stealing taglines one at a time is for the discerning.
Stealing taglines, eh?  Book `em for "Grand Theft Motto
Stealing taglines, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto."
Stealing the best taglines shall be the whole of the fun.
Stealing this tagline is PIRACY!  The FBI will get you!
Stealing this tagline will profit you only slightly
Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming!
Stealth Condoms - Now she'll never know you're coming!!!!
Stealth Condoms - She'll never know your cumming!
Stealth Condoms - she'll never know you're coming...
Stealth Condoms --- She'll Never Know You Were There
Stealth Condoms --- She'll never know you're coming
Stealth Condoms....they'll never see you coming
Stealth Condoms:  She'll Never See You Coming!
Stealth Condoms: She'll never know you're cumming.
Stealth Condoms: They'll never see you coming.
Stealth Fighter? I'll believe it when I see it!
Stealth Modem Low On Dilithium Crystals Sir
Stealth Tagline:                                     &lt;---neat, huh?
Stealth bomber
Stealth condoms...they'll never see you cumming!
Stealth condoms:  They'll never see you coming!
Stealth condoms: They'll never know you're coming.
Stealth condoms: she'll never even see you coming
Stealth condums - They'll never know you're cumming.
Stealth means never having to apologise
Stealth means never having to say you're sorry.
Stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth WHAP!!
Stealth tagline: "                                                  "
Stealth? Stealth, where are you?!
Stealthily like a cat - Crow trips
Stealthistaglineifyoucan!!
Steam fitters do it under pressure
Steam fitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Steam locomotives have a tender behind.
Steam that blows the whistle never turns the wheel!
Steam will save the world!
Steam... Just Gimme Some Steam!!! (Peter Gabriel, "US", 1992)
Steamfitters do it under pressure.
Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
Steckel's Rule to Success: Good enough is never good enough
Steel tide on an asphalt beach.
Steel wool is harvested from sheep on a high iron diet
Steel workers DO IT hotter
Steel workers do it hotter.
Steel wrapped in cotton.  Four ounces deflects a thousand pounds.
Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred
Steele's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink
Steelworker's daughter, but you should see that pig iron
Steen Andersen - Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Steep Bank: Banks charging pilots more than 10% APR
Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck i
Steer the ship, kid.--Stone
Steers don't grow up to be cow boys.
Steers like a dream! - Yakko
Stefan Kroepsch
Steffie, I gotta find cousin Jethro a job. - Clinton
Steinbach's Advice to Systems Programmers: Never test for an error you don't know how to handle
Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
Steinbach's Guidline: Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle
Steinbeck's Law:  When you need towns, they are very far apart.
Stella. Dear. Mudd
Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays.  Embezzlement is another matter
Stem cell research is pro life!
Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up
Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up
Stenographers DO IT short and fast
Stenographers do it short and fast.
Step #1 to successful computing:Apply butt to chair and fingers to keys.
Step #2: Get a good spell checker.
Step #3: LEARN WHAT TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS!
Step #4: Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do ya'll do here?"
Step #5: Discover off-line readers.
Step #6: Remember which conference you are in.
Step #7: Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topicbut"
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Step aside! Neelix
Step away from the edge! - Mulder
Step back.......now! - Troi
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
Step closer! You are not holding a winchester! (toilet writing)
Step in my Mind, and you'll find sadness
Step inside my aura and we'll fantasize.
Step into my spaceship, it's a whole new experience
Step into the airlock Barney, this won't hurt a bit!
Step into the loving light of the sun. -- Sister Evara
Step into the offices of Dr. Dismembrio!
Step into the toilets for a minute - we'll see who's gay! - loki
Step lively!   Zazu
Step off shorty!!!
Step off, I'm do'in the Hump!
Step off, I'm doin' da Hump!
Step on it before it gets the children!
Step on it, Chum and don't spare the mucus! - The Tick to Arthur
Step on no pets!
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away.   Beatles
Step one to destroy the Borg:  Give them windows 3.1
Step out of that giant robot and say that!
Step outside cause this means war.
Step outside for a fresh of breath air - Tom
Step over this line and you die. Ok this line. Ok this line
Step right up and risk rejection.
Step right up, folks.  The war is back in town. -- Hawkeye
Step right up, march, push - NIN
Step the reactor power THREE MORE POINTS!
Step to the door, partner; You're gonna die like a condor to a corpse.
Step up to quality
Step, kick, kick, step, dodge, thrust - WOW, it worked!
Stephane Matteau: Don't ya think he wants someone to "step on his toe"?
Stephanie
Stephen Drake
Stephen Drake..................
Stephen Fry wouldn't have made it as an electrician.
Stephen Hawking could've broken *those* doors! -- Crow T. Robot
Stephen Hawking might drive a Saturn.
Stephen King made me do it!!!!
Stephen King's newest: "Connect 300"
Stephen King's next novel: "Gyna's Semetary." 
Stephen Whitis can levitate birds. No one cares.
Stephen Whitis cloaks in an &lt;esc&gt; pod!
Stephie, I gotta find cousin Jethro a job
Stepped on a pop-top......Blew out a flip flop
Steppenwolf on espresso:  "Born to be Wired."
Steppin' out all over town
Stepping on people's toes messes up their shine
Stepping-stone: a book that leads to more good books.
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar has unleashed the dogs of war.
Steps? They read those at every meeting, but don't worry about them.
Stereo is human...Surround is DIVINE.
Stereo photographers aren't too bright!
Stereo photographers do it solidly!
Stereo speakers are made by 'high volume' manufacturers.
Stereotype:  Generalization by those who find thinking too arduous.
Stereotypes go in both ears!  (And therefore can't get out of people's
Stereotypes, the wave of the future
Sterility is hereditary.
Sterilze. Imperfections. Sterilze. Imperfections. - Spock
Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk -work evaluationese
Stern of Borg: Resistance is futile. Take off your top
Stern of Borg: before you're assimilated, take off your clothes
Sternal - having to do with the back of a ship
Sternbach of Borg:  Scans show your ship designs are infe
Steroids, the breakfast of champions
Steta da se baci
Steva Lozic, covek sa Vizijom
Steve Allen: P.I. - Mike on geeky guy with glasses
Steve Bell - Winner of the 1995 Pick-3 Contest
Steve Crager: hatchetman turned loose cannon!
Steve Dallas - Disco era refugee.
Steve Dallas - an anachronism of the swinging 60's.
Steve Dallas for President!
Steve Hayes, Editorial Department, University of South Africa
Steve Lame-O - Joel on name in credits
Steve Winter is to Fidonet as Barney is to television.
Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to television
Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers.
Steve Winter: See Pat Robertson
Steve Winter?  Oh, just the worst religous zelot Fidonet
Steve Winters is to moderators as Barney is to Television
Steve took me to Singapore & all I got was a Canning :-)
Steve's death will be represented by the oboe... -- Tom Servo
Steve, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. - Odo
Steven Hammond's reality check just bounced.
Steven Hawking presents `The Silly String Theory'! -- Tom Servo
Steven Jobs slept here!
Steven King Literary Compilation '5 books written last June'
Steven Spielberg, movie producer, was an Eagle Scout.
Stevie Nicks vs. Chainsaw - She has vibrato.
Steward wasted our tax dollars.
Stewardess to boyfriend: Not tonight. I'm experiencing turbulence.
Stewardess trainee: "Where does THIS door gooooooooooooo...."
Stewardess, I just must have this receipe before I leave this plane.
Stewardess, quick hand me that Bush Bag!
Stewardesses DO IT in the air
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Stewart's Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil:  Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a-a-ace!
Stick \'stik\ (n) 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
Stick a fork in him and turn him over. He's dead. --Lou Reed.
Stick a fork in him, he's done!
Stick a fork in him, he's done!   -Gorilla Monsoon
Stick a fork in it and find out!
Stick a fork in me.  I'm done.
Stick a fork in me. I'm done. Spiderman
Stick a handful of retractors in your mouth. - Potter to Frank
Stick around a while, you will have enough to choke you.  :-}
Stick around! - Dot
Stick around, the conversations just get weirder all the time :^)
Stick around, we have lots of fun in Taglines
Stick around.  I'll be right back. - Ritchie
Stick em up!  &lt;BANG&gt; O.K... DON'T stick em' up!
Stick firecracker there...light it....&gt;BAMM&lt; ...meeeooww!
Stick foot in mouth, echo internationally!
Stick it out...don't swallow your anger
Stick it, baldy - Crow
Stick jocks do it with calibration.
Stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine - NIN
Stick out your hand, I'll stick out my finger.
Stick that horn in your ear! - Radar to Potter
Stick this in your script file #$%#$#@#$!!!
Stick to cookies.  Leave chili war to the professionals.
Stick to medicine.  Leave war to the professionals. -- Col. Flagg
Stick to the 11th Commandment!
Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended.
Stick with love...hate is too great a burden to bear
Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again.   Scar
Stick with the version that works!.
Stick you head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!
Stick your head in the microwave & get yourself a tan... -Weird Al
Stick your head in the sand and you get shot in the arse
Stick, n.: a non-functional boomerang
Stick:  A boomerang that doesn't work
Stick: A boomerang which doesn't return.
Sticker on a Mac: BEST IF USED BY JULY '87
Sticker seen on Enterprise computer:  Intel Inside
Sticking close to Chewie and Lando
Sticks & Stones may Break Bones, but Whips & Chains Excite Me!
Sticks & Stones may break my bones, but Whips & Chains Thrill me
Sticks & stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Sticks & stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me.
Sticks & stones may break my bones, but online mail- OOO!
Sticks and stones can break my bo&gt;thud&lt; &gt;crack&lt;  OWWIE! ...Never mind.
Sticks and stones can sure mess up a hard drive.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
Sticks and stones may break my....OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
Sticks float.  They wood
Sticks'n'Stones may break bones, but surges really fry me
Sticks/stones break bones, but whips/chains excite me.
Stickstoff and stones may break my bones, but nitrogen doesn't hurt.
Sticky magic book: THE VELCRONOMICON
Sticky situation in the World Tonite
Stick n. a boomerang that doesn't work
Stiff Joints,  by Arthur I. Diss,  illustrations by Ben Gay
Stiff upper lip:  Result of a poof to the snoot
Stiff, O dairyman, in a myriad of fits
Stiff, Sore, Tired, & Grumpy
Stig has been dead for ages, honestly.
Still Going!! Nothing outlasts Data. He keeps going, and
Still Looking For My Heart - By Sam Francisco
Still Trying to Decorate my Family Tree
Still Waiting for BWAVE /INTERNET?
Still a good idea, though!
Still alive and kicking - 'cept, life keeps kicking back!
Still alive. Still alive! - Sheridan
Still assimilating... nothing outlasts a Borg
Still can't download a pizza damnit
Still chasing your own tail?  Q
Still circling, trying to find my wife's good side
Still constant is a wondrous excellence. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm
Still crazy after all these leers
Still crazy after all these years.  - Paul Simon
Still driving that Mini-Bus, Listenin' to the Who, watchin' the Dead.
Still dumber than a bag of hammers! -- Crow T. Robot
Still dumber'n a bag full of hammers - Crow to gorilla
Still figuring it out!!
Still going strong at:  @TIME@
Still going!  Nothing outlasts Data!  He keeps going and \SLMR
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data..he keeps going and go
Still going...Nothing outlasts a loading copy of Windows!
Still going:  nothing outlasts a loading copy of WinDoze!
Still gotta use the crapper - Mike
Still hackin' in the rain
Still have mail
Still here? The message is over!... Go home! Go!
Still howling at the "moon"
Still hung up on the Old Earth Morse Code Scheme
Still in here. It's kind of a rough one -Crow in bathroom
Still in love
Still in love...
Still looking
Still looking for that MAGIC STRING!!!!
Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.  Say, do you have a map to the next joint?
Still master of my domaine (Jerry)
Still miss my ex wife, but my aim is getting better
Still no answer from Earth Outpost number 2, Captain. - Spock
Still no help for the Klingon
Still no help for the Klingon - Data
Still no help for the Klingon. -- Troi
Still no interest, Uhura, hmmm? Sulu-2
Still not alphabetized... tagmanagers HATE me for some reason
Still opening, still inserting, still echoing.
Still posting. No one outlasts Orville. He keeps posting and posting
Still posting. No one outlasts Vampyra. She keeps posting and posting.
Still round the corner there may wait, a new road or a secret gate. - J.R.R. Tolkien
Still running MSDOS in 1995
Still saving to register Blue Wave... meanwhile, the guilt mounts
Still scared of soap, huh?
Still searching for the elusive B5 tagline
Still searching, after all these years! 
Still shackled to the shadow that followed you... 
Still sliding down the razor blade of life
Still sniffin' that wicked cocaine?
Still stings,these shattered nerves,pigs we get what pigs deserve- NIN
Still stumblin...suffocate...suffocate..Why dont you stay...away...'
Still taglined is a wondrous excellence. --Tagspeare
Still the disbeliever? - Winn
Still the same me as I was way back then
Still the same old Benjamin. - Intendant
Still the wry observer of humanoid folly.
Still the wry observer of humanoid nature.
Still trying to beat the system ... from within.
Still trying to decorate my family tree. 
Still trying to figure out who he is.
Still trying to teach those bots about emotions, eh?
Still using Deluxe, but can't wait for RoboMail!!
Still waiting for it to get better.
Still waiting for voting-by-modem.
Still waiting to recieve my registered copy of Doom!
Still wandering through the night
Still waters don't prove the absence of crocodiles
Still waters run deep
Still waters run deep, so be careful I don't drown you!
Still waters run deep.
Still working on that error rate, I see.
Still you lead me and i follow anything you ask you know I'll do
Still, a face full of Velcro is not my idea of fun
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear.....
Still, it seems silly to take risks. - Anna Steven
Still, my unegged beer was more than satisfactory.
Still, pretty good year
Still, we must continue trying. - Delenn
Stille nacht, heilige nacht
Stillson for President!
Stimpington, be a good lad and pass the salt.
Stimpy - you fat bloated e-e-diaot, you dog, you fat throwback!
Stimpy Washed My Collection Of Used Celebrity Underware - Ren.
Stimpy of Borg: Joy is futile.  Happy is irrelevant
Stimpy you fat, bloated e-e-ediot!
Stimpy!  I'm really going to enjoy beating you this time!!
Stimpy, Help Me I'm Stuck! - Ren.
Stimpy, I'm really going to enjoy beating you this time!
Stimpy, after you've ironed the lint, don't forget to walk the lint.
Stimpy, you bloated sack of protoplasm!!!!
Stimpy...  Look at what they did to my a-r-r-m
Stimulant - Wad of hundred dollar bills
Stinger Targeted: Fire AC 20!!! HA!
Stinging in the rain Q? - 007 (F.Y.E.O.)
Stink foot, I ain't lyin', could you rinse it off do you suppose
Stinking Cloud: Component is three pounds of beans
Stinky is not a fantasy, he IS real.  And I will find him! - Stimpy
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stir the cup that's ever filling with the blood of all that's born.
Stir up the Campbell's...MSG is good food
Stitcher's favorite drink--Sewda!
Sto kartanje moze da ubije vreme
Sto ljudi - sto cudi. Sto zena - dvesta sisa!
Sto mladja, to sladja.
Sto ne iskljucite ovu termo peckuKLIK! &lt;VAX offline&gt;
Sto ne moras da uradis danas, ostavi za sutra
Sto se tice izolatora, oni nisu provodnici
Sto si bolji prema svojoj drolji, sve si joj manje i manje po volji
Sto, onda, pokazuje koliku-toliku snalazljivost. :)))))
Stock Market Axiom:  The public is always wrong.
Stock Market: one person buys, one sells; both think they're smart
Stock footage at three o'clock! - Tom on jets
Stock footage at three o'clock! -- Tom Servo
Stock footage, away! - Tom as rocket launches
Stock footage, away! -- Tom Servo
Stock item:  We shipped it once before and we can do it again.
Stock markets in 2001: Down Jones.
Stock news: Apple's core business plan bears fruit.
Stock news: Baskin-Robbins investors take a licking.
Stock news: Boeing earnings hit turbulence.
Stock news: CBS eyes higher profits.
Stock news: CN efforts derailed.
Stock news: Canadian Tire flat in Friday's trading.
Stock news: Certs shareholders breathe easier.
Stock news: Dairy Queen takes a double dip.
Stock news: Disney shares selling at Mickey Mouse prices.
Stock news: Ford's profits shift into reverse.
Stock news: Green Giant sales mushroom.
Stock news: Hoover stock bites the dust.
Stock news: Microsoft shareholders are jumping out of windows.
Stock news: Mr. Christie contracts crumble.
Stock news: Nintendo CEO entertains new game plan.
Stock news: Pampers remained unchanged.
Stock news: Pillsbury has been on a roll.
Stock news: Playboy barely covers margin.
Stock news: Profits up at Viagra; merger expected soon.
Stock news: Smith & Wesson misses target, bites bullet.
Stock news: Sony's new DVD sales shatter old records.
Stock news: Speedo stocks take a dive.
Stock news: The market for Sunkist raisins dried up.
Stock news: Timex clocks an uptick at the 11th hour.
Stock news: Weight Watchers gains considerably.
Stock news: Wonderbra goes bust.
Stock news: Xerox can't duplicate last year's stock prices.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Stock up on enough chocolate for Y2K!
Stock up on reindeer meat now.  Place a few bear traps on your roof.
Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off
Stock... Footage... Animation! -SM rerun
Stockbrokers do it on speculation.
Stockbrokers do it on the margin.
Stocking Stuffer...an Amiga computer.
Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same!
Stocksy-babes (a truly vile British-slang insult).
Stockton, CA: Wiggling on the dance floor is illegal.
Stockton, Ca:  A 1926 law makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing
Stockton, California - Wiggling on the dance floor is illegal.
Stockton, bullet-proof vest capital of the world. ___ Blu
Stockton-A Growing Concern
Stockton: A free bullet-proof vest with every home purcha
Stockton: You've read the headline, now see the city
Stockton: central to what makes California great. ___ Blu
Stoicism                  This sh*t happens to be good for me
Stoicism - This **** is good for me.
Stokes, Rise the Dragonmen of Pern!!
Stole it and put in the suitable variable.
Stole this tag line.."UH Uh HUH HUH modems are cool V.bis & Baudhead"
Stolen Taglines - 'R - Us.
Stolen Taglines!
Stolen for the very first time
Stolen from the 7th. Saint Bar and Grill
Stolen in the days before taglines
Stolen kisses are always sweeter.
Stolen painting found by tree
Stolen tagline deleted !
Stolen tagline recovered! Theives still at large.
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of &lt;offline&gt; flattery
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery!
Stolen with all the grace of a pregnant yak.  ;&gt;
Stolen. And if you don't want it stolen ... tough
Stolen. And if you don't want it stolen ... tough. &lt;g&gt;.
Stomach Cramps - By Henrietta Greenapple
Stomp out prosperity! Increase government spending!
Stomp your enemy, cursh him under your feet. -- Sludge
Stone Age Minds with SPACE AGE tools
Stone Age Trek:  Captain's log, stardate 3 1/2
Stone Cold Steve Austin of Borg: Austin 3:16 sez I just assimilated your ass.
Stone free to do what I need - Hendrix
Stone free to do what I need, to do what I want - Hendrix
Stone free to do what I want - Hendrix
Stone is dust and air remains the only haven you can trust... - SoM
Stone me, stain me, Make me read Tribble taglines
Stone the flaming crows, this Blue wave is a bonza trip.
Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage. -  Richard Lovelace - To Althea, from Prison
Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?"
Stone-Age men were often caught knapping
Stoned forever ?
Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced
Stoneface: a drummer boy who takes greasy stairs four at a time.
Stonehenge was really a prehistoric gay bar
Stones are thrown in the stories you've read - Course of Empire
Stonewall Jackson?  Charlie Pride? -- TV's Frank
Stonn wanted me, I wanted him. T'Pring
Stonn. She is yours. Spock re T'Pring
Stoo the happy ferret.
Stood himself up on his own two casts - TV's Frank
Stool Pidgeon: a common bird found roosting on toilets.
Stoop and you'll be stepped on.  Stand tall and you'll be shot at.
Stop ! Bridge out
Stop ! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots ! - (Palindrom)
Stop & smell the boilers - Crow on guy in boiler room
Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
Stop Atheism: Acknowledge Jesus with your lips AND your lifestyle
Stop Brian! Thief! He Stole My Tagline!
Stop Brian! Thief! He Stole My recipe!
Stop Child Abuse - Shoot a Social Worker
Stop Continental Drift!
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around
Stop Global Warming  Tape Rush Limbaugh's Mouth Shut!!!
Stop Global Whining
Stop Hate Crimes! Honor Diversity
Stop It!!!
Stop Kai Winn from rulin,Bash her till she's droolin!
Stop Me Before I Kill Again...........
Stop Monster Island...I wanna get off!
Stop Orville! Thief! He Stole My Tagline!
Stop Plate Tectonics!
Stop Reading Now
Stop Talking while I'm interrupting.
Stop The Madness, censor a feminizt
Stop U.S. military involvement in North America NOW!
Stop abortion...teach contraception and "safe" sex!!!
Stop acting silly?  I can't - I'm not acting.
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. -- Auden
Stop and smell the roses along the way and you may get a nose full of thorns.
Stop and smell the roses!
Stop animal experimentation. Use lawyers.
Stop arson:  Ban semi-automatic butane lighters!
Stop at the roadhouse for a couple'a brew-towskies -Mike
Stop barking out orders. Bow wow wow!  - Tom on fire chief
Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers
Stop being paranoid.  They're just out to get us.
Stop being so paranoid...even though they really are out to get you.
Stop being so sexist! They're called breasts, and everybody has them
Stop being so silly.
Stop blaming others.  Take responsibility for yourself
Stop blaming others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Stop bleeding on the floor, will ya?
Stop by psychiatric and pick up some more mind altering drugs. - swaz
Stop by the Blue Whale Tavern for a 'Bloody' Mary.
Stop calling me lumpy butt! - Mike as dumpy girl
Stop censorship now, before it stops you!
Stop clogging your colon! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
Stop committing useless mistakes. Make your next mistake count!
Stop complaining about Windows!  You could be running OS/2!
Stop continental drift - join hands across the seas
Stop crack!  Make Rednecks wear belts!
Stop crime NOW.. Let's prevent it ..Not lament it
Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.
Stop crying all the time.  You're not that dumb
Stop cutting old growth forest.
Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it
Stop daydreaming, pay attention to your work! - Quark
Stop discrimination - hate everyone equally
Stop domestic violence -- enact Joint PHYSICAL Custody
Stop draggin' my tagline around.
Stop driveby shootings, 15 day wait on auto purchases!
Stop eating naughty cholesterol!
Stop eet man... You have rendered me hairless! - Ren Hoek
Stop egging me on....I can get in enough hot water alone
Stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda. - Mr Garrison
Stop flaming me!
Stop global warming - shoot a smoker today!
Stop gratuitous sax and senseless violins... kill MTV!
Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
Stop hitting me, Tom expounded.
Stop if you've heard this one.... He's coming back again
Stop illitrissy now !
Stop in the name of all that does not suck! -- Butt-Head
Stop in the name of all that does not suck! huh huh huh
Stop in the name of all that does not suck!!
Stop in the name of all that which does not suck.  -  Butt-Head
Stop it John......I meant with taglines.....&lt;chuckle&gt;
Stop it!  Call yourselves Pwaetonian guards.  Silence!
Stop it!  Oh, stop it!  Ooooh, stop it some moooore
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Roberta Lincoln
Stop it! You're getting silly! - Jalapeno
Stop it! You're just putting lipstick on a pig!
Stop it! You're killing them! - McCoy
Stop it, or I'll wrap you in duct tape and drop you on Roseanne. --Todd, SN
Stop laughing Orville!..... I AM a nice girl!
Stop laughing at me!!
Stop laughing at my computer!
Stop leading the witness!
Stop leading the witness! - Judge  Okay, you lead. - Yakko
Stop looking at my butt, Debbie! - Tom Servo as bimbo
Stop looking at my tagline...QUIT IT!...MOM, TELL HIM TO QUIT IT!
Stop looking at the world through woes-colored glasses.
Stop me before I grill again!
Stop me before I make sense!
Stop me before I post again!
Stop me, before I kill again!
Stop organized crime  -  destroy the goverment
Stop organized crime.. Arrest an IRS agent
Stop organized crime....Abolish the IRS.
Stop patronizing me you! And let me in - Enoch, Demon Dog
Stop picking that nit!  If you keep picking it, it'll NEVER heal!
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
Stop playing with my bust! - Dr. Scratchansniff
Stop playing with your pickle! -- Lester
Stop political partons.  Demand Executive accountability
Stop pollution: compost politicians!
Stop pulling my ears I know what I am doing!
Stop quoting me, you blubbering twit!  -- Confucius
Stop reading me. I don't really exist!
Stop reading now.  Tagline below is not for your reading.
Stop reading this and watch where you're driving
Stop recipe theft! Copyright your recipe (c)
Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them!
Stop right there, Major. When was your last day off?
Stop running in circles or I'll nail yer other foot down.
Stop salivating and listen. - Margaret to Frank
Stop saying `whee'!  Nobody says `whee'! -- Crow T. Robot
Stop saying that Pinky, or I'm going to have to hurt you
Stop saying the weenie word! - Gutierrez
Stop scratching your arse and go to the next message
Stop searching forever, happiness is right next to you
Stop searching forever, happiness is unattainable.
Stop searching forever.  Happiness is just next to you
Stop searching forever.  Happiness is unattainable
Stop searching forever.  Your TECO buffer is circular.
Stop searching forever. /usr/games has been deleted
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable
Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you
Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they'd only take a bath
Stop seeing things in such absolutes! - G'Kar
Stop sending me fake letters! - Mike
Stop sending me fake letters! -- Mike Nelson
Stop smirking Number One.
Stop smirking Number One.  Picard
Stop socialism impeach Clinton, before we all speak Russian
Stop spelling mistakes: use error correcting modems.
Stop spoiling my fun you Sick Chick! - Mojo to Spiral
Stop staring at my (.)(.) taglines!
Stop staring at my tits!
Stop starring at my chest!
Stop sticking your tongue out like that, you'll excite some users.
Stop stressing and start smiling, the world needs happy people to brighten it up a bit :o)
Stop tagline theft!  Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop tagline theft.  Get THE CLUB for taglines!
Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
Stop talking about it, DO IT!
Stop talking and burp me. Kes to Neelix
Stop talking while I'm interrupting.
Stop talking!  I'm out of aspirin!
Stop talking, Pinky! I must think! - Brain
Stop talking. It's not your brains I'm interested in.
Stop that @TOFIRST@, or you'll go blind!
Stop that Thomas, or you'll go blind!
Stop that Wesley! Keep it up, and you'll need a visor!
Stop that horse!
Stop that horse! cried Tom woefully.
Stop that insane laughing!
Stop that man! He's thinking!
Stop that or I shall have to punish you, Negaverse. - Sailor Brain
Stop that pidgeon......NOW!!!!
Stop that ship!  They didn't pay the Wormhole toll!!
Stop that singing! --Monty Python, Holy Grail
Stop that!  Stop that!  You're not going into a song while I'm here
Stop that! My boyfriend's getting...OH WAIT - I don't have one!
Stop that! My girlfriend's getting suspicious!
Stop that! My girlfriend's getting...OH WAIT - I don't have one!
Stop that! Stop that! What a silly way to carry on.
Stop that!!  My boyfriend's getting suspicious!
Stop that, Pinky.  It's very annoying. - Brain
Stop that, or I will hit you hard.
Stop that, son, you'll go blind.  I'm over HERE, Dad!
Stop that, son, you'll go blind.  I'm over HERE, Dad!
Stop that, stop that...It's just too silly. - The Colonel
Stop the Borg? Give 'em Win NT, they'll stop for good!
Stop the Clinton agenda...support the Republicans
Stop the World, I want to throw up.
Stop the bureaucracy that makes it hard for users to register
Stop the hard disk...I want to get off !
Stop the hate. Increase the peace.
Stop the insanity - just say NO to "Windows 95"
Stop the insanity! Don't let Okuda assimilate us
Stop the insanity! Shoot a vegetarian!
Stop the lift!  Worf's carsick again!
Stop the madness! Cook some real food today.
Stop the movie! Explosions don't go boom in a vacuum!
Stop the prejudice!  Give the rabbit the cereal.
Stop the stream before you cream
Stop the turbolift!  Worf's carsick again!
Stop the violins.  Visualise whirled peas.
Stop the world!  I want to get off!
Stop the world, I want to throw up
Stop the world... Nixon wants to get back on!
Stop thinking and end your problems
Stop thinking...! You don't know who's psychic.
Stop this petty bickering; all of you. -- Troi
Stop this thing! I order you! STOP!
Stop this, stop this.  What a silly way to carry on.
Stop too long and they cover you with rocks. - Edward Abbey
Stop touching me.
Stop touching yourself.
Stop trying to bring the war in under budget. - BJ to Maj. Burns
Stop trying to change the things you can't accept
Stop trying to confuse me to death.
Stop trying to kiss up (ok, don't stop....just pause it for a bit.
Stop unzipping my head! - Dexter, to his alter-ego, F!
Stop us before we kill again! -- Crow T. Robot
Stop using NT.  You'll go blind
Stop violent crime! Make MURDER illegal!
Stop violins !
Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!!
Stop while you're a Thread
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stop with your lies.  Reality is what I say it is.
Stop worrying Worf. You've got enough wrinkles on your forehead.
Stop worrying, something already happened.
Stop worrying, something will happen, maybe... sometime?
Stop yelling at me!!! WHAHHHHHH!!!! - Serena
Stop your barking, You wasn't hired as a watch dog
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! &lt;Hudson&gt;
Stop your sniveling, Tom decried.
Stop!  Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it!
Stop!  Don't knock over that pho...  &#^^@!**&%#)"|
Stop!  Don't touch those two wires toge
Stop!  Thief!  He Stole My Tagline!
Stop!  Thief!  He Stole My recipe!
Stop!  You're driving a stake through my heart. - Bashir
Stop! Federal agent and I'm armed! " - Dana Scully
Stop! Modem police. We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 cps!
Stop! Or I shall say stop again!
Stop! Or I'll turn you into applesauce! - Mrs. Gorf
Stop! You're busting my fronds! - El Seed to American Maid
Stop!!! Tagline thief on the loose!!!!!!
Stop, Dave.  My mind is going.  Stop, Dave.  I can feel it. - 2001
Stop, Syrian!  I start at rats in airy spots.
Stop, in the name of Tom Bodett!  - Joel
Stop, in the name of all that does not suck! huh huh huh
Stop, or I shall say stop again!
Stop, or I'll say 'Stop' again! - British Police
Stop, or I'll say 'Stop' again! - Clinton State Department
Stop, or the horse gets it! -- Joel Robinson
Stop.       Hammer Time!
Stop... Hammer Time!! Dum DeDe Dum De Dum
Stop?! That was my big scene, Joel! - Tom
Stopped into a church I passed along the way
Stoppenzefloppen: German word for bra.
Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.
Store dog food in trash cans; put trash in dog food bag
Store in Hot Dry place
Store policy.  Children under 10 must have money.
Store this image away for later nightmares... -- Tom Servo
Stories In The Future  - By S. F. Writer
Stories are what happens to characters you care about
Storing a Yugo for a future collector's item... - Blonde Investor
Stork:white babies;Crow:black babies;Swallow:no babies
Storks bring babies... swallows keep them away
Storks bring babies; Swallows prevent them
Storm Troopers couldn't hit the broad side of the Death Star!
Stormin' Norman knows war
Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekends
Storms in tea cups, but in politics we sail in pape
Storms make trees take deeper roots
Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist
Stormtroopers comin' and you better be prepared...   Ted Nugent 
Stormy Pinkness, Human Weakness
Story of a Tagline thief: I came, I read, I stole
Story of my life...always askin' for it, never gettin' any
Story, time and place - these are the essentials. (Cordwainer Smith)
Storyteller with crutches:  Tales from the crip
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
Stow this tired carp now.
Stozickis are a thing of beauty; Twinkies are a joy forever.
Str8 man! With all those taglines, especially the Freefall Sex! - Vitale
Str8 men talk about sports. Gay men talk about old movies
Str8, Bi, Gay: Not just a `lifestyle;' each is a LIFE. Live it!
Straafed by Strauss they crumble in the eaves again
Strag:  nonhitchhiker
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Straight DCE looking for DTE for mutual exchange of data!
Straight Outta Compton.
Straight but not narrow.
Straight but not normal.
Straight by birth, *understanding* through education.
Straight from the "What it's worth department"!
Straight from the Great Rainy Pacific Northwest!
Straight from the depths of freestyle hell
Straight from the horses mouth "Mr.Ed calling it what it is!!
Straight hook
Straight into the lion's den, eh? - Joe Dawson
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs
Straight man! With all those Taglines, especially the Freefall Sex!
Straight men talk about sports. Gay men talk about old movies.
Straight trees have crooked roots.
Straight, but not narrow!
Straighten Up And Fry Right.
Straining at invisible chains
Stranded On A Motorway - By Buster Tyre
Stranded at the Shell station on the Data Superhighway
Stranded back in time, Odo rested in a bidet and enjoyed the views
Stranded in the gas station of love
Stranded, - A hitch-hiking hippie in Texas
Strange Brew.....Kill what's inside of you - Cream
Strange Echo  alt.sex.falwell-robertson.child.pornography.inc
Strange Idea - "Condoms only work during the school year."
Strange Tagline in a Strange Off-line Reader.
Strange Trails In The Sand - By Peter Dragon
Strange aliens arrive at DS9,yellow with 4 fingers called The Simpsons
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story - A. Brilliant
Strange attractors - getting there is half the fun
Strange avenues, where you lose all sense of direction.
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at school.
Strange behavior... weird costumes - I must be at work.
Strange behaviour, weird costumes - must be at school.
Strange but not a stranger...
Strange courting practices of the Old West - Mike
Strange courting practices of the Old West... -- Mike Nelson
Strange game, the only winning move is not to play
Strange how people who don't even know their neighbors, are extremely curious to know if there's extra-terrestrial life...
Strange indeed be the judgement of man... Koresh
Strange indeed be the judgement of man... Koresh
Strange indeed... -- Albion
Strange is our Situation Here Upon Earth. - Albert Einstein
Strange is your language and I have no decoder.
Strange men lack ambition
Strange notions.  I've got your strange notions right here. - Franklin
Strange shape? Oh, that's just Odo forming an opinion.
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
Strange things are known to happen here
Strange things happen when the Moon is up.
Strange voices in my head... Let me know that I'm not dead
Strange, I thought I was on Deck 3... - Tuvok
Strange, according to my readings... you are not here
Strange, but not a stranger
Strange, but true, that those who have loved God most have loved men least
Strange, the desire for certain pleasures is a part of my pain.
Strange,...how? - Mulder
Strange. You scorn Festival? Reger
Strange... I thawt I thaw a putty cat!
Strange...I'm not registering any atmospheric disturbance. - O'Brien
Strange...according to my readings, you are not here.
StrangeI thawt I thaw a putty cat!
Strangely enough, Data finds himself relating to Heavy Metal.
Strangely enough, he says it like it's a good thing.
Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal.
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. - David Acfield
Strangeness is really reality from a different view.
Stranger and stranger. - Tron
Stranger if u see our bodies, go tell the spartans
Stranger in Paradise? -- Tom Servo
Stranger in a strange country
Stranger in a strange country -- Sophocles (406 BC)
Stranger than Ivy Iverson, Co-Moderator, TAGLINES?  :-}
Stranger then Fiction.
Stranger, approach these bones with gravity. Doc Brown is filling his last cavity. (Horace Brown, dentist)
Strangers are friends you haven't bled for an easy twenty yet.
Strangers are friends you haven't tapped for twenty dollars yet
Strangest of all birth defects is your inability to see things my way!
Strap more crap on your belt - Crow on mt. climber
Strap more crap on your belt! -- Crow T. Robot
Strap on the ol' bit bucket.
Strappy little pal, like no udder! - TV's Frank sings
Strategy Redefined
Strategy for the 90's - Invest in Negotiable Blondes
Strategy for the 90's - Invest in Negotiable Blondes
Strategy is a system of expedients.  -von Moltke
Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn"t know you"re out of ammo
Straw (Drain Life)
Straw, Watson Straw! I Can't Make Bricks without Straw!
Straw: A cascade failure initiation device. (see camel)
Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
Straw? No, too stupid. I put soot on warts!
Strawberry Fields in Leather
Strawberry Spring   Stephen King
Strawberry lips are my favourite flavour. - Indecent Obsession
Strawberryfields for ever!
Stray Cats: Gods little way of saying, "It's time for target practice"
Streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work.
Streakers beware : Your end is in sight!
Streakers re-pant!  Your end is in sight.
Streakin"  - By Running Bear
Streck aus deinen heien gelockten
Street Fighter II. Four disk game of ultimate boredom
Street Fighting Man -- Triumph
Street Fighting Rule #3: Never push a guy named Vinny the Weasel.
Street racing: for punks who can't race for real
Street walkers don't pay taxes.  Look at Hillary.
Streetwalker with too much makeup: a "rouge mercenary."
Strenght is irrilevant
Strength and Love Hebrews 13:5-6
Strength gained is directly proportional to troubles overcome.
Strength in softness, steel wrapped in cotton.
Strength is born in the deep silence of long suffering hearts.
Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy. - Felicia Hermans
Strength is determined by how you confront your weakness
Strength is obtained by meeting resistance.
Strength lies not in defense but in attack
Strength lies not in defense but in attack. - Adolf Hitler
Strength of mind:  Person who can eat one salted peanut
Strength of mind:  The ability to eat one salted peanut.
Strength of mind: Person who can eat eat ONE salted peanut
Strength of mind: Person who can eat one square from a chocolate bar
Strength through our Roots
Strength wins battles, Honor wins wars - Darkwood
Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer. - Real live resume statement
Streptococcus thermophilus...It tastes better than it sounds.
Stress (n): The condition caused by refusing your natural desire to beat the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it
Stress - What you get from owning a computer!
Stress - carrier dropped in the middle of Usurper
Stress - it's just not just for breakfast any more
Stress - n. Doing a 180-degree turn at Warp 9.95.
Stress - that feeling you'd like to choke someone
Stress - the phone bill after BBSing
Stress ? I sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours and cry
Stress Tip: Fill out your income tax with Roman Numerals!
Stress What you get from owning a computer!
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you weren't asleep.
Stress is when you wake up screaming AND you haven't fallen asleep yet!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Stress mamagement tip:  Drive to work in reverse
Stress management technique #6: Slam the door on an Xian.
Stress relief tip:  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
Stress turns me on! -- Crow T. Robot
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
Stress, n: Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic
Stress: What you get when you buy a computer
Stress: When your gut says no and your mouth says yes
Stress: doing a tight 180 degree turn at Warp 9.5
Stressed  is just  desserts  backwards.
Stressed  is just desserts spelled backwards
Stressed desserts
Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any better
Stressed out? Take one RAPTOR, call me in the morning
Stretch out thine hand toward heaven. - Exodus 10:21
Stretch pants! Saayyyyy! - Tom leers as blonde enters
Stretch pants:  What Lassie does when the show runs under
Stretch pants: what Lassie does when filming runs short.
Stretch. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Stretched to the point of no turning back
Stretched to the point of no turning back. - Pink Floyd
Strg + Alt + Entf = The only way out !
Stricken to live, Hell on Earth; Shackled and bound we lie.
Strict Catholic School: The nuns use daggers instead of rulers.
Strictly Ballroom II - Tom
Strictly a Maquis operation. Seska
Strider got ran over by a dragon
Strike Any User To Continue
Strike Commander release date - what? WHEN?!
Strike a happy medium!  (Slap a smiling psychic!)
Strike a happy medium!  Slap a cheerful fortune teller!
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it... Vogue!
Strike any key to continue.
Strike any key to detonate computer
Strike any key when ready.  Mallot optional.
Strike any match to burn computer
Strike any user to continue.
Strike any user when ready
Strike any user when ready . . .
Strike any user when ready.......
Strike back, this is supposed to be brutal!  Q
Strike for the better days !
Strike it RICH, with Silver Xpress!
Strike me catholic! - Ted Bullpit, Kingswood Country
Strike of Twelve, raise the dead, the chapel comes under attack!
Strike that, Reverse it!.....Willy Wonka
Strike when the enemy isn't looking. -- Skywarp
Strike while the iron is hot. -- Dryden
Strike while the iron is still hot
Strike while the irony is hot!
Strike. Send me to Valhalla. Kanwulf
Striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense. Spock
Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop!
String Instruments - By Viola Player
String, weapons, wax or jewels - it makes no difference
Stringing you along? NEVER!
Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country!
Strip Chess gives new meaning to the word 'checkmate'
Strip Mimes, are they an eyesore? - today on Donahue.
Strip Poker is OUT, Majesty.  I've seen the dragon naked, you haven't.
Strip Poker:  The more you lose, the more you have to show for it.
Strip her, and put her in slave bracelets
Strip her, bathe her, and bring her to my tent
Strip me naked and tie me down ...please"
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Strip the human race absolutely naked and it would be a real democracy. (Mark Twain)
Stripping hi-ascii is a sexual perversion!
Stripping naked is not entertainment. -Charles Bronson
Striptease: BATF watching citizens strip down their M-16s
Strive for excellence, not perfection
Strive for excellence, not perfection. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Strive for excellence. Equality will take care of itself
Strive for perfection even if others must suffer. -- Hook
Strive for simplicity but learn to mistrust it--Alfred North Whitehead
Strive for the impossible or you shall wither.
Strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.  -Shakespeare
Strive to Bend, Fold, Spindle and Mutilate
Strive to achieve Pareto-superiority.
Strive to look tremendously important
Strive to protect each man's dignity
Strive to survive. - Caine
Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. - Harriet Braiker
Stroking a furry pussy will get you scratched.
Strollin' arm & arm under a gyp-gyp-gypsy moon -Tom sings
Strong I am with the force !
Strong Winds: Gail Force
Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn -work evaluationese
Strong am I in the Filks, but not that strong. --T Dex
Strong am I in the Force... But not that strong.
Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong.  -Yoda
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause
Strong and pure. Cow manure. We're from Lake Woebegone.
Strong and wild, slow and easy, heart and soul, so completely.
Strong brother in God and last companion, Wine.  - Belloc
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Strong enough for a man.  But I use it, too!
Strong is the man who can fart without distorting his inner strength
Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes
Strong mother God, working night and day,
Strong one, loving one We call You, we call You
Strong presumption avails in law
Strong presumption is full proof
Strong reasons make strong actions. - William Shakespeare
Strong willpower: Eating only one Lay's potato chip
Strong women only marry weak men. -Bette Davis
Strong words connote weak arguments.
Strong's Reply: Genius cannot be fruitful without due consideration and attention to detail
Stroodle - The annoying strand of cheese stretching from
Stroodle - The annoying strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza
Stroustrup of Borg: Functional programming is irrelevant. You will be instantiated
Struck out with Queen Easy? -- Crow T. Robot
Struck out with Queen Easy?! - Crow to Colossus
Structured Programming - go with the flow
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded m
Structured programmers  DO it OD.
Strudel Uber Alles, Und mit Apfelstrudel
Struggle with me, Tom.  Now!  Struggle! -- Crow T. Robot
Struggle with me, Tom. Now! Struggle! - Crow
Struggling to be born from blackness. --Jim Morrison
Struja je imenica zenskog roda koja ne podnosi pipanje.
Strunk & White are Dead & Buried
Strut pout, put it out - Crow sings
Strut! Pout! Put it out! What you want from women? - Tom
Strut, pout, put it out... -- Crow T. Robot
Stu had been right:  The dark man was going to grab them
Stubborn recipe stains wash right away with a low-level format.
Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn! Mudd
Stubborn?  I prefer the word - tenacious. &lt;Caine&gt;
Stuck at 2400 baud...try speed!
Stuck here in the shallow end of the gene pool
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White!
Stuck in traffic on the Information Superhighway.
Stuck on a sandbar in the middle of the Information Canal.
Stuck on you till the end of time; you've got me paralyzed. --Failure
Stud horse: a nag that's too hot to trot
Studants agaynst elliteracy
Student Mugs Eighty-Four Heavy Metal bands With Axe, Then Is Acquitted By Jury
Student athlete
Student of the Harry Tuttle school of Revolutionary Plumbing
Student teacher
Student's snack: Cramberries
Students do it as exercises.
Students do it as extra curricular activity.
Students may like nitrates, they're cheaper than day rates.
Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors
Students use their heads.
Students who pay their own way through university never drop out
Studied all night for the urine test...I passed!
Studies also show that humans disintegrate when struck with a nuke.
Studies have found that thinking causes incorrect thinking.
Studies show cats prefer Microsoft mice 10 to 1
Studies show taglinetheftitis is highly contagious.
Studies show that 100% of all divorced people have been married.
Studies show that 8 out of 5 schizophreniacs agree
Studies show that Messenger users have a 20% more active love life
Studies show that almost 100% of those who advocate abortion are people who already have been born.
Studies show that cats blink when struck with a hammer.
Studies show that the average person has one testicle and one breast.
Studio Models Collector .Gifs - Collect One Today
Studly Geezer Hehehe
Studs 'r us. We deliver
Study 3 "R's" in school. RUSH. Reagan. Republicanism.
Study Demonology with an Enemy This Sunday
Study art and logic- learn to draw your own conclusions
Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die
Study as though life is eternal, knowing that tomorrow you may die
Study for exams? I can't. I MUST send my turn
Study it forever & you'll wonder...fly it once, you'll know
Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover
Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt Feals
Study says all studies are flawed. More study needed
Study the Australian classics, 4XXXX, Fosters, Swan La.... Hic Hic Burp!
Study the Celaeno Fragments to understand The King In Yellow.
Study the Celaeno Fragments to understand The King In Yellow.
Study the Celaeno Fragments to understand lost Carcosa.
Study the Eltdown Shards to understand pre-human history.
Study the docs before you...%$#@& - KNOW CARRIER
Study the past if you would divine the future
Studying for the Voight-Kampf test
Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
Stuff I put on my To-Do list is stuff I've already done
Stuff I put on my To-Do list is stuff I've already done
Stuff On a Stick...Stick your face in our stuff. -Filbert, Rocko
Stuff in a garage sale is one step away from garbage
Stuff like falling cocaine bales are always happening in S. Florida
Stuff probably looks better on the way out.-A.Ventura
Stuff them drawers, baby!
Stuff: Junk we keep.             Junk: Stuff we throw away.
Stuff: Junk you keep Junk: Stuff you throw away
Stuff=junk we keep  Junk=Stuff we throw away.
Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin
Stuffing instead of potatoes?  Honey, I love you! -- Frank
Stuffy, Pretentious, and PROUD of it!
Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us.  What we have to do now is fight the solutions
Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit.
Stumbled over an interesting tagline.  Think I'll take it with me.
Stumblin...stumblin...no one even invite you in
Stumbling is not falling. - Portugese Proverb
Stump: The state tree of Oregon
Stumped my toe yesterday, and now I have amnesia.
Stumps of Mystery
Stun Guns Are Now RESTRICTED Weapons.
Stun her! She's the alien! Tuvok re Janeway
Stunned Over Christmas - By Holly Daze
Stunned?  He took six bullets! -- Crow T. Robot
Stunt Tribble ---   -----===== o*o            / OOOOOOOOOO \
Stunt men do it daringly
Stupid Bloody Taglines!
Stupid Invention #103:  No Lock Chastity Belt!
Stupid Inventions: Nuclear powered ice-cream machine
Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHTER!
Stupid People shouldn't breathe
Stupid Planet Connect.. how did I miss this one? :(
Stupid Snake (n):  1. Slithering idiot.
Stupid TV. BE MORE FUNNY! - Homer
Stupid Tagline Error (F)ormat hard drive (K)ill operater
Stupid Tagline Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)teal a better one?
Stupid am as Stoopid Doo.
Stupid country song titles 1: "It took a hell of a man to take my Ann, but it sure didn't take him long"
Stupid dead cat tricks -  Lie down!... Good kitty
Stupid dead woman. - Homer
Stupid dog, we poured motor oil on it and he still ate it!
Stupid dragon
Stupid dragon.....
Stupid inanimate object! - Mike
Stupid inanimate object! -- Mike Nelson
Stupid is as Government does.
Stupid is as Liberals does, sir!
Stupid is as stupid be, except if you use a 45 ACP
Stupid is as stupid does
Stupid is as stupid does ---Forrest Gump 1994---
Stupid is as stupid does, ma'am. -- Forrest Gump
Stupid is as stupid does.  &lt;---INSERT WHOMEVER COMES TO MIND 1ST
Stupid is as stupid does. - F.Gump
Stupid is as stupid does. - Geco &lt;---INSERT WHOMEVER COMES TO MIND 1ST
Stupid is stupid does......    What ever
Stupid kid. If you don't have anything to say , just keep quiet! - Calvi
Stupid lack of public urinals! - Homer
Stupid machine did what I said, not what I wanted.
Stupid manual - can't find this "KILL 'EM ALL" message anywhere!
Stupid or Apathetic? ..don't know and don't care
Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.
Stupid people shouldn't breathe.
Stupid people shouldn't breathe.   Kennet Shardik
Stupid people shouldn't breed!
Stupid person - A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
Stupid place to hang a mirror. Galway
Stupid poetic justice! - Homer
Stupid question!
Stupid rules! - Mikey
Stupid software written by Mortimer S. Nerd
Stupid suicides-equals-evoluton in action
Stupid, STUPID rat creatures! You WILL be assimilated! --Fone Bone of Borg
Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures! - BoNe!
Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Stupid, stupid rat creatures!
Stupid. I know what that word means. I think it means death
Stupid: A e Women&lt;                    Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Stupid: A few beers short of a six-pack.
Stupid: A fool's fool
Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupid: Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Stupid: Fired his retro-rockets a little late
Stupid: Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
Stupid: Missing a few catalog cards
Stupid: Refills are free, and you pay for a large drink
Stupid: Vertically-fornicated mind
Stupidity -- A mental defect that is not a disability.
Stupidity cannot be cured with money
Stupidity cannot be cured with money, education or legislation.
Stupidity cannot be cured with money.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
Stupidity expands to fill all available space.
Stupidity got is ito this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Stupidity got me into this mess, why can't it get me out?
Stupidity got us here, it can get us out.--Will Rogers
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting - RAH
Stupidity injures most those who least deserve it
Stupidity is *NOT* a handicap, park ELSEWHERE!
Stupidity is *NOT* a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap .... park somewhere else!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap!  PARK ELSEWHERE!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap, go park your car elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap, so please park elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is a force unto itself. (LATIN PROVERB)
Stupidity is a force which no earthquake can match
Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. - John Paul II
Stupidity is always a capital crime.
Stupidity is always a capital crime.  - Larry Niven _N-Space_
Stupidity is an Equal-Opportunity Employer.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Stupidity is an equal opportunity employer.
Stupidity is believing much and understanding little!
Stupidity is contagious
Stupidity is defined only by the limits of humanity
Stupidity is for those who don't question.
Stupidity is generally it's own punishment. - Robert A. Heinlein
Stupidity is generally its own punishment.
Stupidity is its own punishment.
Stupidity is its own reward
Stupidity is no excuse for IGNORANCE!!!!!
Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking.
Stupidity is not a handicap, So Don't Park it here!
Stupidity is not a handicap, you have to park elsewhere.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap. You'll have to move you car.
Stupidity is not a handicap... ask a Conservative!
Stupidity is not a handicap...park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap...park somewhere else!!
Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere.
Stupidity is really the MOST important Attribute. - Amber Bidding War
Stupidity is self-correcting
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. -- Frank Zappa
Stupidity is the building block of the universe
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.  - Heinlein
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime.  The sentence is just.
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime. - Heinlein
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime. The sentence is death.
Stupidity is the world's most natural resource. - Springheel Jack
Stupidity isn't a Handicap, Park somewhere else
Stupidity isn't a condition, it's a career!
Stupidity isn't a crime, but it should be.
Stupidity isn't contagious, bad reputation is!
Stupidity isn't fatal--but it should be
Stupidity of the Universe #1:  psychic hotlines/networks.
Stupidity of the Universe #2:  Jerry Falwell.
Stupidity of the Universe #3:  false modesty/body taboos.
Stupidity of the Universe: psychic hotlines who request your Visa card
Stupidity should be painful.
Stupidity transcends all barriers of race and class.
Stupidity, Foolishness, and Heroics usually occur at the same time.
Stupidity, if left uncorrected, is usually self-correcting.
Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting.  -- Heinlein
Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.
Stupidity. I'm familiar with that feeling
Stupidity: Americans in Toronto in the summer with skis
Stupidity: being unable to find your own butt in the dark.
Stupidity: chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop.
Stupidometer: #################################  (97%)
Stupidometer: {................................./}        (REDLINE!!)
Stupidometer: ۰ 64% ... thought so!
Stupidometer: ۱ (98% complete)
Sturgeon's Law:  Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: "90% of everything is crap."
Sturgeon's Law: 90 per cent of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crud.
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
Stwike him Centuwion, vewwy wuffly!
Stwike him wather wuffly, centurian!
Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.
Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly. -- Pilate
Stwike him, centuwion, vewy woughly
Style and structure are the essence of a book.
Style distinguishes excellence from accomplishment - J. Coplien
Style is always a matter of style
Style is my middle name.  Garfield
Style is the ability to always look good. Fashion is the willingness to always look foolish
Style may not be the answer, but at least it's a workable alternative
Style, daring, AND tasteless is a lot to ask of one little tagline
Stylophone: You don't have to be a musician to play it!
Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.
Styyyyyyle!  -Gallagher
SuPURRfluous: Many extra cats.
Suam Cuique !
Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit.
Sub(buyit)li(buyit)mi(buyit)nal tag(buyit)line.
Sub-Woofer: Canine in an underwater vessel
Sub-space communications--the next best thing to beaming there
Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@
Sub-space message sent on StarDate @SDATE@ at @TIME@ to @TOFIRST@
Sub-titled in HEX for programmers
SubSpace - Where writers can ignore the laws of physics
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Subbliminal tagline - raDical RhINo Killing laMe lIsLess awK
Subdirectories? My HD didn't come with those
Subdominant - Chief officer aboard a submarine
Subj : "Insults" for BW
Subj : Taglines
Subj: "child" taglines      1/3      Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: "funny" Taglines               Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: *(A)bort; Error* Tags          Conf: (297) Tags-R-Us IL
Subj: *LIFE IS...* Taglines          Conf: (1041) TAGSRUS
Subj: *MAKE LIKE...& more*  3/3      Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: *TAGLINES*&lt;=gooduns!  1/2      Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: *TAGLINES*{Oh,Yes}    1/7      Conf: (1041) TAGSRUS
Subj: *computer;error* tags 1/2      Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: ANIMANIACS Tags       3/3      Conf: (1041) TAGSRUS
Subj: Beatles Goof                   Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: CANNIBAL                         Read: Yes
Subj: Calvin & Hobbes II             Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Cooking Tags #4 Conf: (11) Taglines
Subj: GENEALOGY;WHYp01-05   1/5      Conf: (1041) TAGSRUS
Subj: HE'S DEAD, JIM!                Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: HELP?                 1/2      Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: Heinlein                       Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: John Dvorak is God
Subj: Medical Definitions
Subj: Moderator Tag                  Conf: (229) Taglines
Subj: MtG Tags...                    Conf: (66) Im_Tag
Subj: Music Tags???                  Conf: (970) Taglines INT
Subj: My tags/Wanted: Weret 5/ Conf: (117) Taglines
Subj: Number tags                    Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: On From my mom                 Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: One-liners                     Conf: (0) Main Board
Subj: Re: Calvin/Hobbes Tagline      Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: Re: clinton                    Conf: (7) Not_Pc
Subj: STOLEN TAGLINES 1/4        Status: Public
Subj: Scott Raymond Tags             Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Super & BatMan Tags            Conf: (66) Im_Tag
Subj: Sysop 1                        Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subj: TAG-X PRO Help 1      1/7      Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: TAGLX Posting help             Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: Taglines Echo Rules   (1)      Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Tags                           Conf: (38) SL-TAG
Subj: Tags                   01      Conf: (825) Beatles  INT
Subj: Ura rednecks...                Conf: (23) TAGLINES
Subj: Vomit Taglines                 Conf: (198) TAGLINES
Subj: WHY Tags,p06-10       1/3      Conf: (1041) TAGSRUS
Subj: actual taglines!               Conf: (38) SL-TAG
Subj: dead,death,died tags           Conf: (1536) Taglines  FI
Subject to CAB approval.
Subject to change without notice.
Subject: Sundry advice Why waste money on expensive binoculars ? Simply stand nearer the object you wish to look at
Subject: Taglines - 01
Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB
Subliminal tagline ... you will want to steal it
Subliminal:  Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills.
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
Submarine Violin Tide! - Sailor Neptune
Submariners do it deeper! (but not often)
Submariners go down for months
Submariners use their torpedoes.
Submarines:  120 men go down, and, 60 couples come back up
Submission to Those of Higher Station.
Submissive females respond NOW!
Submit only to Gentlemen of quality; accept no substitute
Submit to brain death.
Submit to me my friend and find my torture is your pleasure.
Submit your knockers. - Mutant Raccoon
Submitted for your approval.
Subordinate clauses:  Santa's helpers.
Subplot!  Subplot!  Subplot!
Subplot!  Subplot!  Subplot! -- Crow T. Robot
SubporghveQ qaStaH
Subroutine:  "Dive! Dive!"
Subscribe to Borg's Life. Other mags are irrelevant.
Subscribe to the Flush Rush Quarterly in the handy 250 sheet roll.
Subscription up.  Please place recipe order now!
Subsequent laws repeal those before enacted to the contrary
Subspace Communication: Next best thing to beaming there
Subspace channelers DO IT with frequency
Subspace channelers do it with frequency.
Subspace oscillations?  What the HELL does THAT mean?  Kira
Subspace-transmission end !
Subspecies of Homo Sap: Homophobe Fundamentalis Nonsapiens.
Substance abuse is biting into sand in a tomato sandwich at the beach
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Substitute "racist butthead" for the ethnic slurs in all those old jokes!
Subtle as a fart in church!
Subtle as a flying mallet
Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
Subtle is the dragon who so quietly bites thou in the midst of plenty.
Subtle! like a kick in the groin.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood
Subtlety is wasted on Ross Perot.
Subtlety is wasted on the dense.
Subtlety? HERE??? &lt;snrk&gt; {chortle} *GUFFAW*
Suburb, n. - Where a builder names streets for the trees he's bulldozed!
Suburban : liquor served on submarines
Suburban culture
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. -- Bill Vaughn
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
Subversive intellectual, may be under government surveillance.
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm, Use Linux.
Subvert the dominant paradigm!
Subvert the night before, haven't I?
Subvert your friends.  Worship your enemies.  Be happy
Subway graffiti: Computer-generated graphics
Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door!
Subway:  A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
SubLogic, n. The company of unoperable outdated software
Succeed in spite of management
Succeeding is more satisfying than success
Success - the enjoyment of Peace, Health, and Love!
Success : One who can get thru Cmas without Credit Cards!
Success Comes in a Can.  Failure Comes in a Can't.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. - Steven Wright
Success and Failure are a fork in the road.  You choose.
Success and failure can be equally disastrous.
Success builds character, failure reveals it. - Dave Checkett
Success can only be measured in terms of distance traveled.&lt;Gallany&gt;
Success comes from the threat of failure.
Success comes in a can, failure in a can not!
Success comes in a can.   Failure comes in a cannot.
Success comes in cans;  failure comes in can'ts
Success comes when they remember your name - anon
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill
Success consists of reaching 40 before your waist does
Success covers a multitude of blunders
Success didn't spoil me - I've always been insufferable
Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable. - Lebowitz
Success has a thousand editors; failure is self-published.
Success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan
Success has a thousand fathers; failure is a bastard.
Success has made failures of many men.   Cindy Adams
Success has many fathers, failure is a mother
Success has ruined many a good man.
Success helps you ease up. -Mel Brooks
Success in our work is imperative, Scully. - Mulder
Success is NOT how far you got!
Success is a CHOICE, not a privilidge
Success is a happy family
Success is a journey, not a destination.
Success is a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is a process not an event or destination!
Success is a public affair.  Failure is a private funeral
Success is achieving the top of the food chain.
Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem
Success is being nothing but a quote
Success is best achieved without expecting accolades
Success is getting up just one more time than you fall.
Success is getting up one more time
Success is getting up one more time than you fall down
Success is getting up one more time.
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get. --W. P. Kinsella
Success is getting what you want; Happiness is wanting wh
Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. --Winston Churchill
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George Patton
Success is in the minds of Fools. -- William Wrenshaw, 1578
Success is just a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own.
Success is like a fart-only your own smells good
Success is making it to the top of the food chain!!
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang
Success is more attitude than aptitude
Success is more than knowing how. It's knowing when.
Success is never final; failure is never fatal. Courage counts.
Success is not a destination, it's a journey.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts
Success is not permanent, neither is failure.
Success is one unpardonable sin against one's fellows
Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. -- T.S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"
Success is relative; The greater the success, the more relatives
Success is simply a matter of luck.  Ask any failure.
Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without being discouraged
Success is the art of making your mistakes when nobody's looking
Success is the best revenge.
Success is the brand on the brow of a man who has aimed too low. - John Masefield
Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows. - Ambrose Bierce
Success is the result of a string of failures.
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. - Adolf Hitler
Success is...more attitude than aptitude.
Success isn't how far you got
Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you travelled from where you started
Success isn't how far you got.
Success isn't permanent; nor is failure
Success lies in achieving the top of the food chain.
Success means getting your "BUT" out of the way!
Success needs no apology!
Success occurs in private, failure in public view
Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists.
Success often comes from not knowing you limitations
Success supposes endeavor. - Jane Austen
Success usually comes to those too busy to look for it
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - David Henry Thoreau (1817-1862)
Success.  That's what my career lacks. -- Crow T. Robot
Success:  Making it to the top of the food chain!!
Success:  Meaningful progress in measurable time.
Success:  knowing what to kiss and when.
Success: going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
Success? Ah yes, the 1st three -piece suit, 1st lawsuit... -Robin Williams
Successes: 3; Learning Experiences: 1,237,487
Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue
Successful crimes alone are justified. -- Dryden
Successful diet - the triumph of mind over platter
Successful people don't sue, they succeed.
Successful restaurants dress girls in degrading clothes
Successful vampire cult; The Catholic Church.
Succumb to natural tendencieDon't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses;
Succumb to natural tendencies.   Be hateful and boring.
Such A Shame -- Trauma
Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter.
Such a foolish notion, that war is called devotion, when the greatest warriors are the ones who stand for peace
Such a funny, sporty, savvy, jesty, hokypoky lad the ocean is, oh! - Herman Melville
Such a long long time to be gone
Such a pity. I'll just tell Beryl it was an accident
Such a pleasurable interlude
Such a searing indictment of Hollywood... - Crow T. Robot
Such a seering indictment of Hollywood - Crow
Such a shame I'm not cleared to answer that.
Such a strange situation
Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful
Such blatant symbolism sometimes makes me sick... - Anna Steven
Such burning questions... Must they really serve a purpose other than to
Such evil deeds could religion prompt. -- Titus Lucretius Carus
Such grudges.  Give us a kiss, Worf   --- Q
Such indignant my language lack! My Goodness! Drat! Other obscenity!
Such ingratitude.
Such is life.  &lt;shrug&gt;  - Anna Steven
Such labored nothings, in so strange a style, Amaze the unlearned, and make the learned smile. - Alexander Pope
Such light and flame cannot have been seen on Weathertop since the war- beacons of old. - Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring, p. 316
Such strenuous living I just don't understand.  --Frank
Such sweet compulsions doth in music lie. - John Milton
Such torture is not for the faint at heart.
Such torture is not for the faint of heart. - Mutant Raccoon
Such wonderful treachery deserves a reward! - Quark
Such words of wisdom...NOT!
Suck 'em right down to the bone!
Suck - Taste - Spit. Welcome to life!
Suck Zaps, Fluffy Head!! - Professor Monkey for a Head
Suck gas, evil doers!
Suck gas, evil-doers! - DarkWing Duck
Suck my ther-MOSS! -- Dwayne Dibbley
Suck on THAT you darn son of a frumpa- Crow
Suck on a little JD, buddy? - Tom on lemur with cantine
Suck, Babe, suck! *Blow job* is just an expression.
Suck-up alert Sound the siren
Suckartoon - Suction-cup characters that stick on inside car windows
Sucker!  Competitive violence, that's why you're here! - Homer
Sucker! Uh, wait a minute, thats me! - Crow as leech
Sucker..." - Scully on Mulder buying UFO picture (1x02)
Suckers are a dime a dozen. When they're not they hav a cousin..
Sucking chest wound: Nature's way of saying,"Slow down."
Sucking chest wound: Nature's way of saying,"Slow down."
Sucking up really does work! --L. Lovelace
Sucking up to the moderator doesn't get ya anything, but it don't hurt
Sudden darkness, but I can see... - Guess Who
Sudden prayers make God jump.
Suddenly @TOFIRST@ found himself trapped within a tagline!
Suddenly Gamera has a luggage rack? - Crow
Suddenly Gamera has a luggage rack? -- Crow T. Robot
Suddenly I feel a little sick. -- Al Calavicci
Suddenly I feel extremely religious - Calvin
Suddenly I have this strange feeling of deja vu
Suddenly I stopped caring - Calvin
Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise
Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise...  --Weird Al
Suddenly I'm the 'Expanding Russian Frontier.' - Ivanova
Suddenly Orville found himself trapped within a tagline!
Suddenly and embarrassingly, @TOLAST@'s swash came unbuckled
Suddenly and embarrassingly, Bullitt's swash came unbuckled.
Suddenly its `Carnival of Souls'! -- Crow T. Robot
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile  - Beatles!
Suddenly someone is there in the restroom, A Girl with Colitis Goes By.
Suddenly the Twist & Creme seemed a much darker place
Suddenly the game took a cruel turn... -- Joel Robinson
Suddenly their marriage is the Eiger Sanction - Crow
Suddenly, I'm huge! - Crow T. Robot
Suddenly, Nothing Happened! but, it happened suddenly.
Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar without his duck
Suddenly, a minute passed
Suddenly, a shot rang out --
Suddenly, a temporal distortion appeared and
Suddenly, he was all naked... - Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
Suddenly, nothing happened. Usual Windoze response
Suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!
Suddenly, they're an elite crime fighting unit - Mike
Suddenly, you notice rats frantic to leave the ship.
Sudzicle - Ice-cold beer
Sudzwart - A small bar of motel soap
Sue
Sue @N@ fer me Spock...n' I'll give you a nudie of Uhura
Sue Honig wrote in a message to Anyone:
Sue `em both in your local *Taglines Court*. That'll teach `em!
Sue:  Limbless female trial attorney
Sueker's Note: If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock
Suffer the death of thy neighbor, eh, Spock? McCoy
Suffer the little master to feed me - Muffin
Suffer, dude! - Butt-Head
Sufferin sucitash I thought I saw a dragon 8*{}=-
Suffering from Trek Burnout..what can I say? the phaser blew up.
Suffering from a sex addiction (female) - slut
Suffering from anxiety? The cure can be found in Matthew 6:25-34.
Suffering from hypothermia, the mountains claimed him.
Suffering from kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Suffering from the inhumanity of regular employment
Suffering pathogenic ocular dissonance
Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
Suffice to say, I cannot add, so ask some other kid.  - - Calvin
Sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology
Sufficiently advanced technology=indistinguishable from magic--Arthur C. Clarke
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed"
Suffra-Jet, you & the Living Doll cover us from the air! -Cpt. Decency
Sugar daddy, n.: A man who can afford to raise cain
Sugar glazed, jelly filled with sprinkles on top! -- Dixie
Sugar: White gold! Texas tea..sweetener! - Homer
Suggest you check the parent file. --JEB@fla.gov.
Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier
Suggested new name for Depends adult undergarments: GRAMPERS!
Suggestions are welcome, but probably ought to come via NetMail.
Suggestions, suggested contacts, miracles???  All are welcome.
Suggestions? - Sisko
Suggests taglines based on the subject and content of the message!
Suhor's Law:  A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
Suicidal Person : "Hey, there, bumpy-headed Klingon Dude ! "
Suicidal Tim:  Orcish Artillery
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!
Suicidal blondes dye by their own hand
Suicidal dyslexic jumps behind train - film at 11
Suicidal egomaniac - I'm too sexy for this life
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.  Details at 10:00
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.  Film at eleven.
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Details at 11.
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Next on CNN.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Film at eleven.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake...News at 11!
Suicide - one-way ticket to heaven
Suicide Blonde: Dyed by her own hand.....
Suicide Bomber  =  Politically Correct term for Baby Murderer 
Suicide Gulch is an inappropriate name for a beginner ski slope.
Suicide Gulch is an inappropriate name for a beginner ski slope.
Suicide Hotline here... I'm putting you on hold
Suicide Hotline...  Please hold for the next available operator
Suicide Hotline... please hold
Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available...
Suicide Jump - By Hugo First
Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard
Suicide blond; dyed by her own hand
Suicide can really kill you
Suicide hotline! All lines are busy, please hold your veins together!
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Suicide is a sure cure for AIDS
Suicide is confession and confession is suicide
Suicide is illegal, punishable by death.
Suicide is like telling life: You can't fire me, I quit!
Suicide is murder with an automatic death penalty
Suicide is painless/brings on many changes/& I can take or leave it if I
Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity
Suicide is the most extreme form of self-criticism
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Suicide is the only symptom without a chance of solution.
Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism. -- Donald Kaul
Suicide only works when you're bluffing
Suicide prevention Hotline, Please hold
Suicide prevention, dial 1-800-123-JUMP
Suicide solution: 3 parts cyannide, 2 parts hemlock, 5 parts arsenic.
Suicide stunts your growth
Suicide words:  Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Suicide, the most sincere form of self-criricism.
Suicide:  dressing up as a Big Mac for George Foreman
Suicide: Take your two week vacation in Croatia.
Suicide: the most sincere form of self criticism
Suicide; the ultimate geographical?
Suit of Armor - A knightgown
Suit your elf
Suit yourself.... - O'Brien
Suit.  Cat.  Dude. -- Mike Nelson
Suit. Cat. Dude - Mike as cheesy hippy character
Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances.
Suitable for mixed, slightly twisted, and confused company.
Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai -Thai Christmas
Sulfur        (S)     32.06400
Sulphur, Bull Manure, Taxes, Rotten Food, Clinton
Sulphuring succotash! This just burns me up! - Fred the Mutant
Sulu on bowing Trelane: Is he kidding?
Sulu, fencing on the bridge
Sulu, you don't think...? Chekov
Sulu: "I'll save you, fair maiden."
Sum  spell  checquers  dew  knot  work  wright
Sum Homo.  Nihil Humani mi alienatum est.*
Sum buddy learns me sumthing every day!
Sum na vezi omogucila PTT Srbije
Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.)
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexua
Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!!
Summer School	- Macintosh Computer
Summer camp -- the time when most Scouts' parents get a break.
Summer camp: More fun than a barrel o' bunkies!
Summer finally came to Minnesota - and I had to work that day!
Summer finally came to Yellowknife and I had to work that day!
Summer hockey is where it's at!!!!
Summer in Minneapolis will be on a Wednesday this year.
Summer in Toronto will fall on a Tuesday this year.
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn mower.
Summer of Love - 1992: I didn't sleep with Jimmy Pearson
Summer school
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid,,,
Summer, in Vancouver: the rain feels warmer
Summer, n. - Hot babes, less clothes. 'Nuff said
Summer, n. - When its too hot to do the job that it was too cold for in winter
Summers short.......Stay up late!
Summertime & the livin' is easy
Summertime GUIs. If it's too hot just open another window
Summoned, I take the place that was prepared for me. - Delenn
Sumo Surfer must have grace of Swan and boldness of Tiger to ride the Big One. - Confused Shoes
Sumo Wrestling:  Survival of the fattest
Sumo mud wrestling: an idea whose time has come
Sumo wrestlers make the world move when they DO IT
Sumo wrestlers shave their legs so they won't be mistaken for lesbians.
Sumo wrestling in the canoe of life
Sumo wrestling:  survival of the fattest
Sumo...Japanese for "oversized jock strap"
Sumpin' sounds kinda funny about that plan. - Nunzio
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus -- Leigh Mercer
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Sumtin's wrong wit dat guy
Sumuru muruma!  Sumuru muroooo! -- Joel Robinson
Sumuru muruma! Sumuru muroooo! - Joel hums
Sun Microsystems.  We're the '+ +' in hosts.equiv
Sun Microsystems:  we're the dot in ${PATH}
Sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday - Crow
Sun comes up, like a big bald head
Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas.
Sun's coming up. Time for bed
Sun-worshipping dog launchers! You face the Tick! -Tick, to the Aztecs
SunBlock 2000! Available at a store near you!
Sunday Mornings go for a ride. - Beatles
Sunday alwaays comes too late
Sunday is not a day in law
Sunday is not my favourite day; it's too close to Monday
Sunday morning go for a ride!   Beatles
Sunday morning hockey...The church of the little black disk.
Sunday nights with LWT, now to "Coronation Street"
Sunday school teacher: What are Epistles? Student: I think that is what the wives of Apostles are called
Sunday school teacher: What are Epistles? Student: I think that is what the wives of Apostles are called
Sunday school teacher: What do you believe the land flowing with milk and honey will be like? Student: Sticky!
Sunday, Monday Happy Days - Mike sings
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! -- Mike Nelson
Sunglasses for sailors had better be seeworthy
Sunglasses on a blonde's snatch? She's having sunny periods
Sunjay's Punjab Pallace: You want curry? You want papadums with that?
Sunjay's Punjab Pallace: You want papadums with that?
Sunlight on chrome,the blur of the landscape, every nerve aware
Sunni's New Year's Resolution - Make 1995 the Year of Oral Sex.
Sunny days have funny ways of quiting the roar
Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime
Sunroof on a sub
Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.
Sunshine Superman   Donovan
Sunshine and rainy weather go hand in hand together
Sunshine and sandy beaches, hot, hot, *hot*- Maggieland
Sunshine came softly through my window today
Sunshine every day makes a desert
Super Bowl? Has there ever been one that was Super?
Super Collider (n): Particle accelerator. See Amtrak
Super Collider- n. Particle Accelerator  syn. See AmTrak
Super Conductor of Borg - Resistance is futile at -200
Super Dragon! Wee bah dibop duh bah! -Tom sings jazz/scat
Super Hereos wear snow pants?  When there's snow out they do.
Super Man is dead! - Crow
Super Oxymoron: "Government worker."
Super Patrick!
Super Shopper:  The greatest hero of the mall.
Super Tom Servo with thrustbusters and glass packs. -- Crow
Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW!
Super computer users do it in parallel.
Super duper pooper scooper
Super gnialement grand ce programme
Super gnialement grand ce programme
Super heroes DO IT in Unstable Molecules
Super heroes DO IT with Spandex
Super heroes do it in Unstable Molecules.
Super heroes do it with Spandex.
Super teen extraordinare! Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
Super teen extrodinaire/F!/Runs around in underwear/F!
Super teen extrodinaire/Freakazoid/Runs around in underwear/Freakazoid
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
Super-frantic-unproductive-nothing-legislation!
Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious!
Super-sado-masochistic-sex-is-not-atrocious!
Super-secret chocolate-fudgy cardboard bat cave - Joel
SuperCALIFragilisticexpialidocious...A non-existant State of the Union.
SuperOrville rhymes with ChocoOrville rhymes with MicroOrville!
Superb...Astounding...Best message of all time!-Esquire
Superballeffectballisticexponentialbounces
Superbowl: Our great national campfire around which we cluster. NOT!
Supercalafragilisticexpiala Dough Brain
Supercalanarcolepticextrahalitosis.--Red Green
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky!
Supercalifragilisticexpialiwacky! - Mike, Tom & Crow
Supercollider Programming: Debugging a program by crashing it and looking at what remains
Supercollider Programming: The art of debugging your program by letting it crash and looking at what remains
Supercomputer - a computer that can complete an endless loop in under 5 minutes
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
Supercomputer:  Turns CPU-bound problem into I/O-bound problem
Supercomputer:  Turns CPU-bound problem into I/O-bound problem.  - Ken Batcher
Supercomputers are great space heaters!
Superconducting Kitty Collider - A 'smashing' success!
Superconductor, n.  railroad employee of the month
Superegotism: "My concience is bigger than yours!"
Superfast (266 Mhz):   Not Fast Enough
Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to fini
Superfluities do no injury
Superfluity does not vitiate
Superheroes do it in Spandex.
Superheroes get free donuts. - Mighty Mouse
Superhighway Speed Trap Warning: "300 Baud Modem Ahead"
Superior ability breeds superior ambition.
Superior ability breeds superior ambition. -- Spock, "Space Seed"
Superior ability breeds superior ambition. Spock, stardate 3141.9
Superior ability breeds superior ambition..Spock, Space S
Superior beings in the universe? Yup! Dogs.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations stall.
Superior firepower is valuable when negotiating Patton
Superior morality. -Q to Picard
Superior people never make long visits
Superiority is recessive.
Superiority through superior firepower!!!  YEAH!!!!!
Superman - alias for Sysop.
Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet.
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Superman is dead! -- Crow T. Robot
Superman is dead! -- Crow T. Robot
Superman is what I can do. Clark is what I am
Superman meets Dick Tracy: Clark wants Dick. Dick wants condoms.
Superman of Borg:  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's irrelevant!
Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one.
Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
Superman on TV ? I think not - Clark Kent.
Superman's Vision  - By C. X. Rayz
Superman...the Superuser of Marvel Comics.
Supermarket Trolley: Unsteerable Four Wheel Drive Vehicle
Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt. - The Tick
Supernatural, Perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not.
Supernatural; Beyond the realm of the natural world
Supernovae are a Blast
Superpowers do not a hero make. -- Darkwing Duck
Superpsychecalifragiexpialidelic!
Supersadomasochisticexpealidocious!
Supersedes:  what you need to grow strong plants.
Supersition; also magic, myth, etc.   Something that doesn't work, doesn't have the desired affect, but one thinks it does
Supersonic transport available for hire...ask for Boris!
Superstition brings bad luck!
Superstition is like a maget.It pulls you toward your belief.-Po
Superstition is the poetry of life. -- Von Goethe
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - E. Burke
Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes a-begging. -- Martin Luther
Superstition, n. - Another person's religion
Superstitions bring bad luck!
Superteech vs. Wanda, the Wicked Whip Woman of West Wickham
Supertonic - Schweppes
Supertonic: Schweppes (Diatonic: Low-calorie Schweppes.)
Supertramp - Superman's sister he doesn't talk about
Superunproductiveuselesslegislation!
Superusers do it '&'.  (In the background).
Supervillains at Disney World?  Great!  I'll get my mouse ears!
Supervision is the key to an important operation. - Frank Burns
Supervisor: someone with half your ability and 3 times your salary.
Supper(n):dead animals & some stuff from the ground.
Suppert the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Suppertime And The Liver Is Greasy
Supplementary Security Income?  APRIL FOOLS!
Supplicant, n. - Person willing and able to stand on his own two knees
Supply & Demand - The government demands and we supply.
Supply is still trying to get stuff to Valley Forge. - Potter
Support  the LIBERTARIANS and you will be supporting yourself
Support AIDS research - burn a condom.
Support ALL of the Bill of Rights, EQUALLY!
Support Abortion!  They'd just grow up to be Democrats anyway
Support America's Coyote Habitat.  Abandon your cat out in the desert.
Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets
Support British steel - smelt the Iron Lady
Support CHRS Kludge !
Support CPR for America...Clinton Please Resign!
Support Capitol punishment - spank your congressman.
Support Cat-Snapping As The Next Olympic Event!
Support Cat-Snapping as the next new Olympic Event!
Support Chefs and Cooks : Eat Out More
Support Community Radio
Support Confederate Memorial Day and Robert E Lee's Birthday!
Support Cott Lang's Random Bug Generator...deposit 25 Clams!
Support Criminal Control!
Support D.A.M.--Mothers Against Dyslexia
Support D.A.M.N. - Naked Men Against Dyslexia
Support DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support DNA - the National Dislexics Association
Support Death/Care:  Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96
Support Democracy - Shoot a LIBERAL Politician!!
Support Dice Clay, your free speech depends on it!
Support Dick Armey's FREEDOM & FAIRNESS RESTORATION ACT (Flat Tax)
Support Dick Armey's Flat Tax. It's an idea which time has come!
Support Dick Armey's Flat Tax... more TAXES but less PAPERWORK
Support Drawing Down in the public schools
Support EIB
Support English docs
Support Federal mandates for recycling programs
Support Feminists!  Even ugly, hairy women need love!
Support Free Trade ...   Smuggle!
Support Medical Examiners - Die Strangely!
Support Mental Health Week or I'll kill you
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
Support Morticians. Kill a lawyer.
Support NAFTA! Export Clinton and Gore!
Support National Motherhood Week - Make one today!
Support OS/2 - Show Windows 95 to your friends!
Support OS/2 - show NT to your friends
Support OS/2 -- show the Chicago beta to your friends!
Support OS/2... show Windows NT to your friends!
Support OS/2: Show NT to your friends!
Support OS/2: Show Win95 to your friends
Support Operation Restore Hope...Shoot a reporter!
Support PROgress, not CONgress!
Support Pacifism - get out and fight for what you believe in
Support Rush, buy Florida Orange Juice by the gallon
Support Safe Government; Use Kingdoms!!
Support Search and Rescue.....Get Lost!
Support ShareWare! Register your Copy of Barney BASH!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!
Support Shareware... Register!
Support Space Station Freedom
Support Term Limits: Buy an SKS!
Support Treasure Hunting...Drop Money!!
Support Unrestricted Communications:  Get a divorce
Support Vaporware: Buy MS products with fake money.
Support Victim's Rights by calling 1-800-FYI-CALL
Support Victims Rights
Support Welfare for the Rich...Elect a Republican
Support Windows:  Show OS/2 to your friends!
Support Your Local Amish Science Fair!!
Support Your Local Police-Your life may depend on it!
Support Your Local Politicians. Hemp works
Support Your Local Tracking Dog - GET LOST.
Support ZPG...[delete] a user.
Support a 5-day waiting period to purchase assault knives
Support a Japanimation conference!
Support a two term limit for Politicians - 1 in Office, 1 in Jail
Support animal literacy!
Support arts - feed a musician
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have
Support buggy programs, buy Microsoft products
Support cancer research in your area
Support candidates who run on environmental platforms
Support capital punishment for failed politicians
Support capital punishment for tagline thieves.
Support criminals - Vote Democrat!
Support doctors. Kill lawyers. At least run them over.
Support enactment of Clinton's Life Insurance Policy!
Support equal rights: make him sleep on the wet spot.
Support family values!  Vote for a divorced man
Support fowlplay - save America's wetlands
Support free air trade..  Smuggle!!
Support free software - write it yourself!
Support from people you trust will flow through you like a current, energizing you to get results and have what you want. There is strength and power in support. --Dr Phil McGraw
Support group for compulsive talkers...On and On Anon.
Support group for compulsive talkers...On and On Anon.
Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
Support group for survivors of Windows 95 now forming.
Support higher education:  Send a cop to first grade
Support land rights for gay whales!
Support lesser lifeforms ... take a moderator to lunch
Support medical examiners - die strangely.
Support mental health - or I'll KILL you
Support mental health or I'll kill you!
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support nuclear families!  The mutants are fun to watch!
Support our troops -- Elect a new Commander-In-Chief
Support safe eating: Use condiments.
Support safe housing; use condos.
Support search and rescue.  G E T   L O S T ! ! !
Support smokers.  Get a non-smoker drunk then hand them a smoke.
Support structure: 1) Alpha site.  2) Beta site.  3) Parasite.
Support the *ORIGINAL* Wild Net & Johnnie Yother!
Support the American Kidney Foundation.  Don't wear your motorcycle helmet
Support the Arts - shoot a rapper.
Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper.
Support the Bottom.
Support the Canadian Forces!  We support PEACE!
Support the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund
Support the Constitution, not the government.
Support the FBC (Free BRUST Campaign)..steal a HAT from DeJohn Today!
Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)
Support the Intergalactic Tagline Conspiracy.
Support the Mechanically Enhanced!
Support the Mental Health Program or I'll kill you
Support the Mission to Planet Earth
Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny
Support the Right to Arm Bears!
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support the Shareware Concept!
Support the Shareware concept and register TODAY!
Support the United Networks
Support the arts - shoot a critic.
Support the arts - shoot a rapper
Support the arts...kiss a spotlight.
Support the coyote habitat...abandon cats in the country
Support the economy:  Buy a Hyundai!
Support the economy:  Buy a Hyundai! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2
Support the few, fish heads!
Support the first amendment - read something offensive today!
Support the flag - Burn a protester.
Support the free market! Subsidize business
Support the helpless victims of QWK packets
Support the helpless victims of blabbermouthery!
Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Support the livelihood of those living in indigenous rainforest
Support the metric system - every inch of the way
Support the police - beat yourself up
Support the right to arm bears.
Support the right to bear arms against an opressive government
Support the right to grind up fetuses in the Dispozall
Support the rights of unborn women to keep and bear arms
Support the software industry - DESTROY MICROSOFT
Support the use of low yield nuclear devices by police
Support the use of low yield nuclear devices for Moderators!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for @TOFIRST@!
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for James!
Support the use of low yield nukes by the Police
Support the work of Conservation International
Support vampire bats, boycott vampire wombats!
Support vinyl collectors
Support wildlife -- vote for an orgy.
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support wildlife, throw a party.
Support wildlife, throw a party. 23 Jan 96
Support wildlife... throw a party!
Support yor local medical examiner - die strangely
Support your Lawyers... Become a Doctor!
Support your Local Police....Support Antlerless Lawyer Season
Support your Search and Rescue teams - GET LOST!!
Support your SysOp...  Send YOUR paycheck.
Support your Sysop.  Send him your paycheck.
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support your government -- drink more!
Support your local AAAAA!
Support your local God.
Support your local Locksmith... Break a key
Support your local POLICE -- your LIFE depends on it!!
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
Support your local SAR Sqn - Get Lost!
Support your local SAR helicopter crew--get lost!
Support your local Scout troop.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Support your local StarFleet Medical examiner, die strangely!
Support your local SysOp, send your paycheck today!
Support your local Sysop
Support your local Sysop - Lend him your truss!
Support your local Sysop, he brought you this message
Support your local anvil! Drop in on the Animaniacs!
Support your local bike shop. :)
Support your local bloodhound - GET LOST!
Support your local bloodhound: Get lost.
Support your local church or synagogue.  Worship at Bank of America
Support your local church.  Worship at Bank of America.
Support your local coroner - die strangely
Support your local curmudgeon!
Support your local farmer:  Buy real Spoo.
Support your local homeless shelter for the evolutionary disadvantaged.
Support your local homeless shelter for the gynecentrically-challenged.
Support your local hooker.
Support your local hooker.      Play Rugby!
Support your local med. examiner: Die strangely!
Support your local medical examiner - die strangely.
Support your local neighborhood Witch Doctor, Pinhead!
Support your local nerd - Tom
Support your local nerd. -- Tom Servo
Support your local outlaws!  Use a strong tree limb
Support your local police - Beat yourself up!
Support your local police dept! Bribe a cop!
Support your local police for a more efficient police state.
Support your local police force - speed
Support your local police force -- steal!!
Support your local police force; your life may one day depend on it
Support your local police state - vote Democrat.
Support your local police, Shoot a Judge!
Support your local politicians.  Use a strong tree limb.
Support your local sysop.
Support your local sysop...take a byte outta RIME!
Support your local thieves' guild--leave your doors unlocked
Support your local wizard.
Support your local zoo
Support your medical examiner - die strangely.
Support your programmer...buy his software
Support your right to arm bears.
Support your right to bare arms! -- A message from the National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Support your right to keep and bear taglines! [NTA]
Support your sysop - upload your paycheck.
Support your sysop Send your paycheck.
Support your taglines, let them grow up to full lines!
Supporter of the RTKBA -- the Right to Keep and Bear ANYTHING.
Supporting NASA supports mankind!!!
Supporting TriWave * The BlueWave compatible Mailsystem for TriBBS
Supporting documentation
Supporting gun control gives criminals a secure workplace.
Supporting the Lord from the Grass Roots Movement
Suppose everybody cared enough, everybody shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? - Frank Buchman
Suppose it turns out we understand you humans all too well? - Q
Suppose that there were no hypothetical situations
Suppose there is no life after death......?
Suppose they're all on the same cycle? -Mike on wrestlers
Suppose we discover...that Edith Keeler must die? Spock
Suppose you were a member of Congress, and suppose you were a criminal-- I repeat myself. -- Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.-- Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
SupposeUR an idiot,supposeUR a member of Congress.But I repeat myself-M.Twain
Suppress feelings:  6 times more likely to get cancer than smokers.
Suppress that thought!
Suppressive Fire won't
Suppressive fire - won't.
Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy
Suppressive fires - won't
Suppressive fires - won't.  'Murphy
Suppressive fires-----won't.
Supreme Court....A Collection Of "In"justices
Supreme Court: 
Supreme Thunder Dragon! - Sailor Jupiter
Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the MASSES
Supreme power can dissolve, but cannot bind itself
Supreme thunder dragon!  -Kino Makoto/Sailor Jupiter
Supress the poor, save the rich, kill the strange.
Suprise attack killed him in his sleep - Hendrix
SurReal, n. - Very strange breakfast food
Surak,Saavik,Sybok,Spock,Sarek,Stonn,Sonak, etc
Sure  @ln@  but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure - we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Sure ... here you go. :)
Sure @TOFIRST@, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
Sure Clinton's safe. He's been newt-ered...
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at @TO@!
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Bill Clinton
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Ferengi!
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at Ferengi!Sure I believe in God,  who do you blame?
Sure God has a sense of humor...Look at you!!
Sure I Stole This Tagline,  But I Didn't Inhale It
Sure I believe in God,  who do you blame?
Sure I believe you,......and Voles might fly!
Sure I can Help you out. Which way did you come in?
Sure I can cook!!  A little scorched water bother you?
Sure I can copy a disk! Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I can do it! That's what Tigger's do best. said Christy
Sure I can extend your line of credit... - Lucifer
Sure I can help you out!  Which way did you come in?
Sure I can multi-task!  I have five computers!
Sure I did it, but I'm rich
Sure I did it, but can you prove it?
Sure I did it, but it was Mom & Dad's fault
Sure I know how to copy a disk! Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox?
Sure I know how to copy disks.  Where's the Xerox machine?
Sure I like children, as long as their cooked properly
Sure I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sure I make mistakes.  I'll be the second to admit it!
Sure I multitask!  I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard!
Sure I paid my electric bi
Sure I rationalize, what's wrong with being rational?
Sure I think about ya now and then.
Sure I to UCLA.  Unity College on Lincoln Avenue
Sure I tried catnip, but I didn't inhale - Socks
Sure I'll respect you in the morning. Now roll over.
Sure I'm awake!  I had to get up to answer the phone
Sure I'm ugly, but I don't hit the ball with my face.. Yogi Berra
Sure I'm weird --  but I'm saving up for eccentric
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
Sure I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be outre'.
Sure I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
Sure I've fallen in love, but I've always been tripped.
Sure I've got a key to this gate, it's right there in you hand
Sure Mr. Clinton, Dallas in November is really pretty! 22nd okay?
Sure Newton discovered gravity, but you'll really fall for Messenger!
Sure Orville, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure Reagan promised to take senility tests.  But what if he forgets?
Sure a 6th level mage can toss 2 fireballs, but then he's kaput
Sure a bird could love a fish, but where would they build a nest?
Sure alcohol kills brain cells... but only the weak ones!
Sure as I was borne in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey but raised on gin. -- Rugburns
Sure as the dust that floats b'hind you when movin' through Kashmir
Sure beer kills brain cells, but only the *weak* ones!
Sure blondes have more fun... but they wrinkle faster
Sure cure for a fast computer:  Windows 3.1
Sure drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life.  People know that if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything
Sure fire diet, swallowing pride.
Sure glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
Sure guns are dangerous... for crooks that "drop in" on me!
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Sure hope she's not on the fault line -Crow on busty girl
Sure hope that ronnie isn't blonde these days.
Sure hope this works. Last time I pushed this butto NO CARRIER
Sure is cold up here on Deck Zero.
Sure is for people with nothing on the line. - Garibaldi
Sure is quiet.  Wonder where everyone is? -- Mike Nelson
Sure it allows high-ASCII! It just happens to all be ONE character!
Sure it feels good.  It's a whole-body, whole-mind enema. - Glen
Sure it's a Tagline!
Sure it's a recipe!
Sure it's phallic!  Why wouldn't it be? -- Mike Nelson
Sure it's user-friendly... if you know what you're doing
Sure its a BBS, but do you care?
Sure looked good on paper! - Bill Clinton
Sure money talks.  It says "Buy-bye".
Sure must be nice to be a gwown-up.  &lt;sucking thumb&gt;  - Anna Steven
Sure my face is clean, Mom, just look at the towel.
Sure my guide dog is ten feet tall, but it keeps a woof over my head!
Sure my system is secure - it just locked up again.
Sure she's cute, but can she *type*?
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
Sure the Goddess is nice, just dont get on her Kali side
Sure the public is watching the O.J. story, it's on every channel.
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too. - Richard M. Nixon
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. - Alan Minter
Sure there is.In fact,there are dozens of std unixs out there
Sure there's Republican Family Values -- ask their first wives!
Sure there's apathy in the world, but who cares?
Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!  Man, wise up.  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
Sure they're pink, but their money's green.
Sure thing, I always read messages
Sure thing, giant beer
Sure thing, m'dear. - Anna Steven
Sure thing, when pigs &lt;oink-flap-oink-flap&gt;... Well, I'll be damned
Sure thing. How about some recent Tick tags?
Sure when pigs &lt;Oink Flap Oink Flap&gt; Well I'll be damned!
Sure wish I could have more than one line here!
Sure women come with instructions, just ask one!
Sure you can trust the Government!  Just ask an Indian.
Sure you can trust the government!  Ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask any Indian.
Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government--just ask a whale or an Indian!
Sure you can trust the government. Just ask the Indians.
Sure you can trust the government...ask any Indian.
Sure you can trust the government...just ask American Indians.
Sure you could kick my ass...problem is gettin' me off it.
Sure you don't wanna check my butt for leeches? - Crow
Sure!  We've had our shots! - T.V. models
Sure! :-)
Sure! That's easy for you to say! O'Brien-2
Sure,  but will the Pontiac do warp nine?!
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
Sure, Clinton's safe now.  He's been Newt-ered
Sure, EASY! We just route the main sensor array through Data's cat.
Sure, His Name is Tinker Galoot - Jimminy Lummox.
Sure, I bet you say that to everyone
Sure, I can climb cliffs, Tom bluffed
Sure, I can do it in two shakes!
Sure, I can help you out.  Which way did you come in?
Sure, I could grow hair, but I'm saving my hormones for sex.
Sure, I enjoy reading 100 year old newspapers.
Sure, I know how to copy diskettes. Where's the Xerox?
Sure, I know how to dance.  Around the subject, that is.
Sure, I know what a foot is. It's that thing on my leg
Sure, I like Free Speech...but I'd still rather be paid for it.
Sure, I like girls! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Sure, I like kids: for Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Sure, I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it!
Sure, I stole them.  All of them, and I'm *PROUD* of it! HAHAHAHAHA!
Sure, I turned down a drink once.  Didn't understand the question
Sure, I use DoubleSpace.  In WordPerfect:  Shift-F8,1,6,2,ENTER,ENTER,ENTER.
Sure, I used to watch _ALF_ on TV... but I always rooted for Lucky!
Sure, I wasn't doing anything for the next 10 years -Mike
Sure, I'd trust Rush Limbaugh with my daughter. Just not with my son.
Sure, I'd use a spell checker, but there aren't any witches around.
Sure, I'll do your work for you, if you sign your paycheck over to me.
Sure, I'll get rid of those jewels for you, said Tom defensively.
Sure, I'm drunk; but you're ugly. I'll sober up tomorrow!
Sure, I'm off topic but I've got the right network!
Sure, I'm weird...but around here it's barely noticable
Sure, I've been to the Deep South before- Massachussetts!
Sure, I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
Sure, I've got my ATP! Now wheres the keys for this thing?
Sure, I've tried OS/2; but I didn't inhale!
Sure, I've used OS/2.  But I didn't inhale!
Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too!  Oh, Call Me
Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?
Sure, Reagan has promised to take senility tests.  But what if he forgets?
Sure, WINdoze is stable. I'm using it~*]{&gt;&gt;NO CARRIER
Sure, Windows does background commu#$)$#NO CARRIER
Sure, Windows is stable.  I'm using it~*]{&gt;&gt;NO CARRIER
Sure, [I would inhale marijuana] if I could. - Clinton (MTV, 6/6/92)
Sure, a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy!
Sure, and I'm going to win the lottery this week, too
Sure, body armor slows you down -- but you can't outrun a bullet. --M/Sgt John Hayes, 1967
Sure, but how would OJ do against Lorena Bobbitt?
Sure, but will the Dodge do warp nine?
Sure, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?
Sure, call the flight 'Ross' - Tom
Sure, cats land on their feet, but at 40 stories, does it matter?
Sure, drinking kills brain cells - but only the WEAK ones!
Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
Sure, easy for you to say, you don't have to eat it
Sure, everybody likes Windows!  Bill Gates said so
Sure, everyone knows Pavlov's dog - but who knows it's name?
Sure, fine, whatever- Scully
Sure, fine--whatever."--Scully to Mulder (Syzygy)
Sure, he's cute.  But can he *type*?
Sure, hon. You want some cheesy poofs, too? - Ms. Cartman, South Park
Sure, honey, I'd like a second honeymoon...who with?
Sure, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath!
Sure, it's clean laundry.  The cat's sitting on it, isn't he
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's on it, isn't she???
Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly.
Sure, let Windows make the important decisions for you!
Sure, money talks. All mine ever says is goodbye.
Sure, she's cute.  But can he *type*?
Sure, the Red Onion will solve ALL of your problems - Tom
Sure, they'll believe it.  Just stamp it SECRET
Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer... (Famous last words.)
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
Sure, when &lt;OINK FLAP OINK FLAP&gt;...I'll be damned!
Sure, when ... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... I'll be damned!
Sure, when my butt starts singing show tunes. - Duckman
Sure, when pi- &lt;OINK-FLAP-OINK-FLAP&gt; I'll be damned!
Sure, when pigs fl--OINK FLAP OINK FLAP--Well I'll be darned!
Sure, when... OINK FLAP OINK FLAP... Well I'll be damned!
Sure, you START with stealing "only" taglines, but
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
Sure, you can trust the government!  Ask any Indian!
Sure, you can trust the government...ask an Indian.
Sure, you might get lost...but don't worry, you're biodegradable!
Sure, you start with stealing "only" tags, but
Sure, you've got class.  It's just that all of it is LOW!!
Sure.  Here's a whole smattering of 'em.
Sure. Fine. Whatever."--Mulder (Syzygy)
Sure. You start with stealing "only" tag lines, then
Sure.. Play innocent...:)
Sure.. Play innocent...:) - TEC
Sure...anything for a fellow LEEEEEEEECH! &lt;g&gt;
Sure...anything for a fellow LEEEEEEEECH! <g>
Surely Goodness and Mercy Shall Follow Me All The Days of My Life
Surely I'm worth $240. - Margaret to Frank
Surely McLame - A person who claims to have former lives
Surely Zeus won't mind if I borrow Fire for a while.. Prometheus
Surely it is more logical to heal than to kill. - Surak of Vulcan
Surely there must be some clues. Picard
Surely there must be something you want. - Q
Surely without war there would be no loss.
Surely you can see that ours is a better way. Mea 3
Surely you can't be serious....I am, and don't call me Shirley!!
Surely you don't see your species like that, do you? Q
Surely you jest. - Winchester. Surely you go. - Col. Baldwin
Surely you joust
Surely you've heard of the world famous ESTRO-TESTO THINK TANK?!
Surely, politics is made with the head, but it certainly is not made with the head alone. --Max Weber
Surely, the Moderator _wasn't_ Coridon Henshaw
Surely, the Moderator _wasn't_ Marge Robbins
Surely, thou art INDEED Jack Butler, the Tagline King!
Surf Nebraska!
Surf Ohio!
Surf Surf Surf in the InterNet :)
Surf the Information Superhighway with Blue Wave!
Surf's up aboard a tidal wave.
Surf's up!
SurfTurf...Your Web Home Page.
Surface gravity 2/3's that of Earth. Go long. Go *real* long. -- Wang
Surface must be clean and free of debris before applying
Surfer Golem: Like you totally knarly Baginses really miff me off.
Surfers DO IT in the tube
Surfers DO IT in waves.
Surfers DO IT with their wives; if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Surfers cry..... IF IT SWELLS -  RIDE IT ! ! !
Surfers do it in waves.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with
Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
Surfers: People who love to make waves
Surfin' is the only life, the only way for me now surf..surf..with me!
Surfin' is the only life, the only way for me... - The Beach Boys
Surfin' the Blue Wave!
Surfing in Nebraska.
Surfing the Blue Wave on a wsOMR!
Surfing the InterNet with Blue  \/\/ave on the Shores of Miami.
Surfing the Internet/Fidonet/Usenet on a wsOMR!
Surfing the curl of the gravity wave on the shores of infinity.
Surfing with the Wave - Blue Wave, that is!
Surfs Up!!!  Get on your board and ride the Blue Wave
Surge Protectors-Condums for Computers!
Surge into electronic mail.
Surgeon General found eating buttered popcorn in closet.
Surgeon General has determined that life causes death
Surgeon General's Warning:    Some Assembly Required
Surgeon General's Warning:  Adventuring is hazardous to your health.
Surgeon General's Warning:  Quitting Religion Now Greatly Increases the Chances of World Peace.
Surgeon's general warning: computer use can be addictive
Surgeon's general warning: computer use can be addictive
Surgeons are doctors on the cutting edge.
Surgeons are smooth operators.
Surgeons do it incisively.
Surgeons:  Doctors on the cutting edge.
Surgery is not a sexual sandbox! -- Hoolihan
Surgical nurses DO IT wearing a mask
Surgical nurses do it wearing a mask.
Surly to be and surly to rise
Surly to bed & surly to rise.
Surly to bed, surly to rise . . .
Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average
Surly waitress not included - Dr. F on coffee shop
Surly waitress not included. -- Dr. Forrester
Surpise chiropractors! - Crow as cop grabs suspect
Surpise chiropractors! -- Crow T. Robot
Surplusage does no harm
Surprise ! You are the winner od a random I.R.S. audit !
Surprise an old friend with a phone call.
Surprise due today.  Also the rent.
Surprise is the greatest gift life can grant us!
Surprise me, say something intelligent
Surprise the elderly.  Wax the stairs.
Surprise the world.  Get to work on time today.
Surprise your boss, get to work on time.
Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies-start the party with a BANG!
Surprise!  This tagline doesn't bash Windows!
Surprise!  Those aren't Dilethium crystals--they're Folgers crystals.
Surprise!  You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit!
Surprise!  You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit!  Just type in your name and social security number
Surprise! You're dead
Surprise, those aren't Dilethium crystals - they're Folgers crystals.
Surprised! - By Omar Gosh
Surprised!: Omar Gosh
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Surrender now!
Surrender or die, there is no third option.
Surrender or face the wrath of Holy Providence!  Super Pilgrim (Tick)
Surrender the PINK !                                   
Surrender the pink!
Surrender your arms only when you are tired of liberty!
Surrender your command and prepare to be boarded
Surrender your honey pot.   - Pooh of Borg
Surrender!
Surrender! Escapism is fuedal
Surrender! You wish to surrender to me? Fine, I accept.
Surrender, @TOFIRST@
Surrender, Orville
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away. 
Surrender.  Surrender.  But don't give yourself away. --Cheap Trick
Surrender?  I don't think so! -- Homey the Klingon
Surrender??? What's that???
Surrey Girls can't be raped! (you can't "rape" a willing person!)
Surrounded by insurmountable opportunities
Surveillance should precede saltation.    &lt;---- look before you leap
Surveyers do it on the level
Surveyors Measure Up
Surveyors do it with a plumb line.
Surveys show that 8 out 5 schizophrenics agree
Surveys show that 87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Survival Tip #1: Never smile at a crocodile.
Survival Tip #2 - Never moon a werewolf.
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Survival Tip #2:  Never moon a wolf
Survival Tip #3:  Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
Survival is a form of restance.&lt;Le Sueur&gt;
Survival is a form of restance.<Le Sueur>
Survival is triumph enough. - Harry Crews
Survival of the FATTEST
Survival pod. --Narn. Survival? Hell, let's move. --Sheridan.
Survival tip #42: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Survival tip 3, what you lack in numbers, make up with firepower.
Survival tip:   Never moon a werewolf.
Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf.
Survive Minnesota - The rest of the world is easy.
Surviving a relationship with a redhead is challenging but worth it!
Surviving meant being born over and over. &lt;Erica Jong&gt;
Survivor chicken kamikaze pilot
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Survoids - Irrational mall walking to avoid someone with
Susan B. Anthony, is Ebonics for; A guy who's had a sex change
Susan Ivanova/Julia Heller-96, only the best.
Susan Smith used her "freedom of choice".
Susan? -Tick
Susan? -Tick Now you'redoing it on purpose. How juvenile. -Thrakerzog
Sushi (n): Bait
Sushi Master : "He say you are blade runner."     Deckard : "Tell him I'm eating."
Sushi by any other name is Bait.
Sushi, n.: When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and strapped on with electrical tape
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Sushi:  Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
Sushi: better known to the rest of the world as "cut-bait."
Sushi: known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'
Sushido - The way of the Tuna
Sushido, n.: The way of the tuna
Sushpect - Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell
Sushpect - Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell you to be quiet
Sushpect: Anyone who makes a noise  to tell you to be quiet.
Susie, I hate you. Drop dead. Calvin - Calvin
Susie, don't move, OK?  Stay exactly where you are - Calvin
Susie: Girls have more delicate heinies.
Susie: MISS WORMWOOD!
Suspect software piracy?  Call the SPA at 1-800-388-PIR8
Suspended animation, a state of bliss.. - Pink Floyd
Suspense:
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind. -- Wm. Shakespeare
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer. - William Shakespeare
Suspicion poisons a friendship
Sussh. Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines. hahahahah.
Sustainable logging: sustainable jobs.
Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.
Suture? Janeway
Suum Cuique !
Suzie Chapstick was arraigned today - Crow
Suzie Chapstick was arraigned today... -- Crow T. Robot
Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into ya? -- Frank Zappa
Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you? - Tom
Svaka rupa nadje zakrpu
Svaka zaba misli da je dobar predsednik skupstine.
Svaka zena je dobra, ako kaze da.;)
Svaka zena je malo umetnicko delo
Svako ima glupih misli, ali ih mudrac precutkuje
Svako ima svoje Crnogorce :)
Svakog dana u svakom pogledu sve vise napredujem.
Sve je teze i teze.Ja takodje.
Sve sto je lepo, kratko traje. To mi je redovan izgovor
Sve vise zelim a sve manje imam te
Svega ovoga ne bi bilo da je Pera otisao pravo u policiju.
Svetu se ne moze ugoditi. Najbolji dokaz je tasta.
Sveze meso na stolu ;
Sveze meso na stolu ;&gt;&gt;
Svi moji drugari
Svi smo mi mrtvaci na dopustu.
Svi su te ucili isto,mi zivimo prokleto cisto
Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast! - Picard
Swaggart is no con man.  He is a former televangelist! - Staal
Swaggart of Borg...You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated!  HALLELUJAH!!!
Swaggart of Borg: I have (sniff) assimilated against you.
Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions. -- Johnny Hart
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day
Swallow it down like a jagged little pill. - Alanis Morissette
Swallow pride, it's non-fattening
Swallow your pride, for it is non-fattening
Swallowing angry words before you say them is better than having to eat them afterwards
Swallowing angry words is much easier than having to eat them
Swallowing pride is non-fattening!!
Swallowing your pride is a sure fire diet
Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.
Swallowing your pride won't cause indigestion
Swamp Blanket Bingo - Crow leers during love scene
Swamp Thing vs. The Honey Mooners - Tom
Swamp Thing!  You make my heart sing! -- Tom Servo
Swamp Thing! You make my heart sing -Tom on alien monster
SwampLords of Trimaris!  Death From Below!
Swap - Drink mixer, glasses, tray, etc for good baby carriage.
Swap - Drink mixer, glasses, tray, etc for good baby carriage. [Ossining paper]
Swap - Vacuum cleaner (hardly used) for CD Rom, Fax and fast modem:-)
Swap paws.                    The Palindromic Pig
Swap read error, you lose your core image.
Swap read error.  You lose your mind.
Swap space...Flea Market site on the Net.
Swapped out.
Swapping to disk, please wait. [LONG pause]
Swarmsheet program:  Locust 1-2-3.
Swartzberg Test:The validity of a science is its ability 2 predict
Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swear to beware of shareware when using netware.
Swearing is an art form. - Coleman A. Young
Swearing is the only language all programmers know perfectly
Swearing--Ma bought this suit cheap and swearing better than she thought it would
Sweat Shop -  By Hiram Cheap
Sweat never drowned anybody
Sweat, n. - Nature's coolant so people won't catch fire when making love
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his parent feels chilly
Sweater: What you get for Christmas, instead of a screamer or a moaner!
Sweating keeps you from catching fire when you make love
Swede (n) -(one who is) being intelligent; (one who) comes from Sweden
Sweden - the Greatest place in the World to live
Sweden declares war by surrendering
Swedesboro, NJ*
Swedish Perfumeries  - By Ole Factory
Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory
Swedish War Heroes
Swedish copkillers are chased by several cops  -  up to 20 of them
Sweep on, O fat and greasy citizens! --Shakespeare
Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Sweep on, you fat and greasy taglines. --Tagspeare
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both comple
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and internally consistent at the same time
Sweet 16 = Terrible 2s raised to the 4th power + a drivers license
Sweet April showers do spring May flowers. -- Thomas Tusser
Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low!
Sweet Larissa wants Johnny, but Johnny thinks he's gay
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
Sweet amnesia, come and set me free
Sweet and umami flavors make wine taste stronger and harsher.
Sweet are the uses of adversity, &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Sweet are the uses of taglines, --Tagspeare
Sweet as Heaven, Hott as Hell, born 2 tease. . . and taught 2 please
Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. * Marvin
Sweet dream wishes you can keep, How I hate the night. * Marvin
Sweet dreams are made of me
Sweet dreams are made of this
Sweet dreams of rhythmn and dancing.&lt;La Bouche&gt;
Sweet dreams, Jacob Danial-Alice
Sweet dreams. - Bashir
Sweet is the smell of a dead enemy.  -Alus Vitellius
Sweet little baby, I want you again -Zeppelin
Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And her voice is changing -
Sweet sixteen. But at age 17? Here, you take her!
Sweet sorrow
Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam... - Cartman, South Park
Sweeter than my wildest dreams.
Sweetheart sweetheart are you fast asleep? -Floyd
Swell-head:  Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum
Swelled heads are nature's way of filling vacuums.
Swich to secret hyper jets!
Swick!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy?
Swift as a shadow, short as any dream. - Shakespeare
Swift as a shadow, short as any tagline. -- Tagspeare
Swifties overly modify dialog excessively, said Tom adverbially
Swifties overly modify dialog exessively, Orville said adverbially
Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in
Swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.
Swim nude; sharks don't like to peel their food
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Swim, swim, hungry.  Still going... Nothing outlasts
Swimmers DO IT under water.
Swimmers DO IT wet
Swimmers DO IT with better strokes.
Swimmers do it in the water.
Swimmers do it wet.
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
Swimmers do it with better strokes.
Swimming In The Arctic - By I. C. Waters
Swimming In The Channel  - By Frances Near
Swimming against the mainstream towards truth and knowledge
Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
Swimming in the mainstream is such a lame dream - H. Rollins
Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Swimming is too much  bathing.   -Worf
Swimming is too much like bathing -- Worf
Swimming is too much...  bathing.   -Worf
Swimsuit edition of Leech Illustrated - Crow
Swing Wide Your Gate of Love
Swing at the strikes
Swing dead cat by the tail? More fun using live ones.
Swing hard in case they throw the ball where you're swinging
Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging. &lt;Snider&gt;
Swing her high! Swing her low! - Crow's square dance
Swing it a little until you get married, then you can put it away.
Swing those hips at me: I'll show what'll happen to thee!
Swing with me, Arthur! - The Tick
Swingin' like you had a rough day. Garibaldi
Swinging hackers Move Swapped.
Swinging on the branch of a broken family tree.
Swip: To sneak a sip of someone else's beverage.
Swipe 'em all, let OLX sort 'em out!
Swipe this tagline? (Y/n)
Swiped 'em both.  Really liked that second one.  Here's a few related
Swiped ..... &lt;g&gt;
Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER
Swipple Rule of Order: He who shouts loudest has the floor.
Swirled yogurt.  Essential to space travel.
Swirled yogurt.  Essential to space travel. -- Joel Robinson
Swirled yogurt. Essential to space travel.
Swirly? Book Dump? Titty Twister? - Tom
Swish, two, three, four!  Swish, two, three, four!
Swish.. Killed a fish-Rick
Swiss Steak
Swiss cheese has holes,but it's Limburger that needs the ventilation
Swiss cheese, nature's own whiffle.
Switch 625 -- Def Leppard
Switch blade laws stop stabbings too...uh huh
Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
Switch me on, switch me off.  Like I'm some battery powered sex aid.
Switch off mags when ground looping toward the crowd
Switch to Mom. SWITCH TO MOM!!! - Stay Tuned
Switch to Satan and get 120 minutes free long distance
Switch to Secret Hyperjets!
Switchblade lipstick - Tom
Switches Ok, Buttons Ok, Little Lights Ok
Switzerland is a neutral country, you Goober! -American Maid to D.Maus
Swoooosh...........===__-+-
Swoooshhhh...................... ===__-+-
Swooosshh ===A sentient 1701-D:  Engage it yourself, Picard!
Sword Hell The moderator just cut your FEED
Sword Wraiths? They won't bother us. Wait don't sit on the thro.
Sword of stars. - Kira
Sword of stars... It's just a figure of speech. -- Kira
Sword of stars? - Sisko
Swordpoint conversions are suspect.
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Swords to Plows? Wouldn't they be awfully small?
Swords to harddisks
Swords were given to men, that none might be slaves
Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner
SyberSex:  Log-in, log-out.  Log-in, log-out.  [Repeat].
Sybil           - Blessed Cavern Dweller, Mother of the Gods
Sybil was a multi user.
Sybil, Blessed Cavern Dweller, Mother of the Gods.
Sycamore - Took a turn for the worse
Sycamore: (n) perverted love
Sydney - Home of the 2000 Olympics!
Sydney 2000 Wam Bam Thankyou Juan
Sydney Australia - Home of the 2000 Olympics.
Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras, something for all.
Syek ym desrever ohw yako?
SylDOS 7.0: Includes hidden-file support -- "Shwouding"
Sylphs, Gnomes, Undines, Salamanders Elementals all
Sylvester Stallone and Queen Elizabeth Seen Together in Stalingrad. "Is It Love?"
Sylvester Stallone answering machine: Yo!  You!  Message!  Now!
Sylvester Stallone to Heidi Fleiss: "Yo, ho!"
Sylvester Stallone: The thinking man's Chuck Norris
Sylvester Stallone: father of the RISC concept.
Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant
Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant
Sylvester of Borg: Suthferin' Athsimilathun!
Sylvester, don't step on my keybalgj;ab. Bad kitty
Sylvia Plathe, R.N. - Crow
Sylvia divorced me for religious reasons. She worshipped money and I didn't have any.
Sylvia! I have the transmuter! It's mine now! - Kirk
Sylvia! I have the transmuter! It's mine now! - Kirk
Sylvie.  Priss.  Sylvie.  Priss.  Die Already!!
Symbiotics can be a wonderful asset
Symbol players DO IT with a crash
Symbol players do it with a crash.
Symbol put after phrase to nullify it
Symbolism Over Substance..The Clinton Ideology.
Symbolism is cheap...It's Substance counts!
Symbolism over substance.  (Rush)
Symbollic, don't you think? -- Crow T. Robot
Symbollic, don't you think? -Crow on ink pen & love scene
Symetry has its own beauty. -- Kalas
Symington the ONLY Pro-Gun and Anti big government choice for Governor!
Sympathy for the debil
Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him cash
Sympathy, luxury, somebody will take you there
Sympathy... it's between Sex and Syphilis in Websters!
Sympathy:  What one woman offers another in exchange for the details.
Symptom Of The Universe -- Black Sabbath
Symptomatic, but not contagious.
Sync Period:  Boat Warranty Time
SyncEdit v1.5.0 - THE Synchronet(tm) full-screen editor sucks!
Synchronet UTI v1.03
Synchronize drinking! - Tom
Synchronize your watches!
Synchronized killing - Tom
Synchronized killing... -- Tom Servo
Syncopation - A condition incurred from lack of roughage in one's diet
Syndi Rose has volunteered for the Party Planner Position. - Anna S
Synonym (n): Word used in place of a word you can't spell.
Synonym (n): a word used when you can't spell the other.
Synonym, n. - A word you can never find another word for
Synonym, n. - A word you use when you can't spell the other one
Synonym: A word Geco uses when he can't spell the other one!
Synonym: A word used when you can't spell the first one
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the one you're looking for
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other one.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons;
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
Syntax - Royalties paid by a brothal owner
Syntax ?, Why not, everything else is taxed !
Syntax Error in KITCHEN.EXE: COFFEE not found.
Syntax Error. Speak ENGLISH!
Syntax Error:  Like, I can't deal with that man
Syntax Errors - The only way to keep a programmer busy
Syntax error! Neuronal access failed! Reformatting brain
Syntax is another name for conscience money
Syntax. Why not? In Canada, we tax everything.
Syntax:  A levy on brothels.
Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Syntax?  Why not - they tax everything else!
Syntax?  Why not?  Everything else is taxed!
Syntax?  Why not?  They tax everything else!
Syntax? Why not- they tax everything else don't they?
Syntax? Why not? Everything else is taxed!
SyntaxWhy not? In Canada, we tax everything....
Synth-Ale, Morn?  Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30.
Syntheholics Anonymous -- Meets to drink antique Coors
Synthesized speech:  the ultimate screen saver!
Synthesizer signals suspense! - Mike
Synthesizer signals suspense! -- Mike Nelson
Synthethic chiefs with frozen smiles
Synthetic Mosquitoes - Tom
Synthetic Scotch..........synthetic commanders. Scotty
Synthetic mosquitoes? -- Tom Servo
Synthetic natural gas
Synthetic scotch....synthetic commanders. - Scotty
Synthol - Alternative for water.
Syops do it off-line.
SysAdm: We fix everything but the system sync.
SysAdmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards
SysGod - Lord of the Files
SysObis Boind - he will auch ma
SysOp ('sis sop) n.: The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp (n): One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
SysOp (noun): One who reconfigures
SysOp (sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp - Guy who likes watching others use his computer
SysOp - PVCC User Group BBS - Westfield, MA
SysOp - the guy on the other end laughing at your typing
SysOp : Person with a parity error between the ears.
SysOp Appreciation Week is April 25 - May 1, 1993.
SysOp Dies, .GIF at 11
SysOp Halted... Press F13 to continue
SysOp Law #1 - All new users always find glitches.
SysOp has requested chat!  Alt-H to accept!
SysOp has requested chat.  Type ALT-H to accept.
SysOp missing! Notify computer!
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dude.
SysOp not found!  Please notify computer
SysOp not found.  Enter forbidden topics?  [Y/N]
SysOp of Whistle Stop (jeesh!) is down again!!
SysOp requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode
SysOp would like to Chat.... Press ALT-H to chat.
SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
SysOp'ing: more fun than being shot in the kneecap!
SysOp's & Moderators read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp's Law #1: Always back up your hard disk - NOW!
SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
SysOp's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist.
SysOp, The DMJ BBS System/2
SysOp.exe not found....BBS Halted
SysOp:  (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp:  Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp:  Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n)
SysOp:  See 'glutton for punishment'
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: (noun) One who reconfigures
SysOp: Awzom BheBheEss Ghod
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
SysOp: It's a Tough Job, but Someone has to do it!
SysOp: Read/Write Error... delete (Y/n)
SysOp: See 'glutton for punishment'
SysOp: The person that is laughing at your spellin.
SysOping - Money for nothing, chicks for free
SysOping is like trying to herd cats
SysOpiphobia:  Fear of being nagged by a SysOp
SysOpiphobia:  Fear of being nagged by a SysOp ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
SysOpping makes you fat
SysOpping: Not just an adventure, it's a job!
SysOps all love a hard one every now and then.
SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior
SysOps are not God.  God has mercy
SysOps aren't gods, we just play them in the echos.
SysOps can cut your access if you really pi** them off bad!
SysOps die at an early age...Murdered by their Wives
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
SysOps do it with their computers.
SysOps don't MAKE misteaks - just arrors!
SysOps never die, they just smell that way!
SysOps never sleep!
SysOps should be obscene and not heard!
SysOps will take you to disk.
SysOps: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight
SysOps; the undoing of Big Brother
SysProg Awful Words#04: "I've never seen this happen before."
SysProg Awful Words#18: "It got a clean return code, it must work."
SysProg Awful Words#23: "What do you mean, you put it in production?!"
SysProg Awful Words#2: "When was our last backup done?"
SysProg Awful Words#4: "I've never seen this happen before."
SysProg Awful Words#8: "You know a command to do that, don't you?"
SysTemporary sysop access granted!
Sysadmin training course, lesson #1: rm -rf / . Recover
Sysadmin training course, lesson #2: rm -rf ~yourboss. Remain employed
Sysadminning sure is hard on the fingernails
Sysbelles make rotten planes. That's why we have 747's.
Sysop ('sih sop) n. - The guy who's laughing at your typing
Sysop ('sih sop) n. - the gal laughing at your typing
Sysop ('sih sop) n.: The guy laughing at your Access level.
Sysop ('sis op) n. - the guy laughing at your typing
Sysop (n) A lunatic who thinks he/she is God
Sysop (n):  See also - God, tyrant, egotist, oppressor
Sysop (n): A being that never sleeps, eats or has any MONEY.
Sysop (n): the person laughing as you type.
Sysop (sihs' op) n.: Person who likes watching others use his computer
Sysop (sihs' op) n.: The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop (sihs'op) n.: Person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop (sihs-ahp)n. The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop (sis'op), n. One who reconfigures
Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop - Guy on the other end laughing at your typing
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use her computer.
Sysop - Mail junkie and offline reader pusher!
Sysop - Person who likes watching others use his or her computer.
Sysop = Sysop Tags
Sysop Halted... Pres F13 to continue
Sysop Justification No.1:  Because I'm the Sysop; that's why!
Sysop NOT crazy! But it sure helps
Sysop Reason No.6: Some idiot user paged me at 3:00 this morning
Sysop [n] - the person laughing at your typing
Sysop corrupted - Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Sysop cut off his access! Why? Complete lack of humor in his Taglines!
Sysop cut off his access! Why? Complete lack of taste in his Recipes!
Sysop dies: .GIF at eleven!
Sysop fueled by ATP
Sysop goes berserk...Shoots user....GIF at 11!
Sysop goes on rampage. News at Gaaaahhkk
Sysop has Substance Abuse problem!! Not enough Coffee!!! :)
Sysop is just the network AKA for Cthulhu
Sysop just left his BBS, and I CAN'T LOG ON!!
Sysop late for work
Sysop love habits revealed: next on "Geraldo"
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Sysop missing!  We can have fun now.
Sysop nightmare...kitten tangled in phone line.
Sysop not available - you're using an offline reader!
Sysop not found &lt;C&gt;avort &lt;W&gt;reck havoc &lt;P&gt;lunder
Sysop not found!  Please notify computer
Sysop not found.  Enter forbidden subjects? (Y/N)
Sysop not found. Enter off subject material quick !!!
Sysop not found. Upload some porn ? (Y/n)
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reak havoc (P)lunder
Sysop not found: Enter forbidden subjects? [Y] [N]
Sysop not responding. Execute DIET.COLA? (Y/n)
Sysop of Borg: "I run RBBS; what you run is irrelevent."
Sysop out of town. How do you know? His BBS is `hung'!
Sysop qualifications:  computer, modem, a friend who installs your BBS.
Sysop reason No.1: Because I'm the sysop; That's why
Sysop reason No.2: I've got the phone extension in my hand
Sysop reason No.3: I could be playing DOOM right now.
Sysop reason No.4: I need to get my mail too!
Sysop reason No.5: I got the power plug in my hand
Sysop reason No.7: All the Twits and Leeches out there
Sysop requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
Sysop requesting chat. Hit ALT-H for chat mode.
Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode.
Sysop requires chat. Press ALT+H for entering chat-mode
Sysop sex lives revealed - next on Geraldo!
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press &lt;G&gt;!
Sysop wants to chat.  Press ALT-H to chat
Sysop with the most networks when the BBS dies, wins.
Sysop!  Such thoughts!  For shame!  -- L. Troi
Sysop!  Your BBS gave me a "Printer out of paper" error!
Sysop'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
Sysop's Log, Star Date: 9824.98
Sysop's Log, Star Date: @D
Sysop's We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away
Sysop's have more fun than  ##%@&lt;NO CARRIER
Sysop's holiday: Time between closing door, board.
Sysop's law #1 - New users always find the glitch
Sysop's most used tools,    Coffee and Aspirin
Sysop's point: There never is a point!
Sysop's revenge - turning on strange mail areas for unsuspecting users
Sysop's with happy trigger fingers are hazardous to your health.
Sysop(n)   : The person laughing as you type.
Sysop, sysoppi, sysoparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP!
Sysop.exe not found....BBS Halted
Sysop:  (S)end (Y)our (S)pouse's (O)bsene (P)ictures
Sysop:  (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
Sysop:  A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop:  Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard.
Sysop:  Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop:  One who reconfigures.
Sysop:  Person with a parity error between the ears.
Sysop:  Pupa stage of a Moderator.
Sysop:  Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
Sysop:  The guy laughing at your typing.
Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
Sysop: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
Sysop: (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Sysop: (n.) The person laughing at your typing.
Sysop: (noun) One who reconfigures.
Sysop: A CPU's little way of saying, Oh, Shi*!
Sysop: A VERY difficult job.  Plain and simple.
Sysop: A person who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop: Computer expert, author, artist and entertainer.
Sysop: Descendant of Aesop with a keyboard
Sysop: God saying you have too much time, too much money.
Sysop: Gofer in charge o
Sysop: Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop: Hands on keyboard, head sleeping on monitor.
Sysop: Mail junkie and offline reader pusher!
Sysop: OTGDY BBS. And Tag God *
Sysop: One who likes watching others use their computer
Sysop: One who reconfigures.
Sysop: Person who likes watching others use his computer
Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Sysop: Pupa stage of a Moderator.
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer &lt;g&gt;.
Sysop: The Littlest BBS in Town -&gt;818
Sysop: The guy that is laughing at your typing
Sysop: The person who is laughing at your typing!
Sysop: n. animal that never eats, sleep, and has no money,
Sysop: n. person who enjoys watching other people use his computer
Sysop: pupal stage of a moderator
Sysop: the guy that is laughing at your typing.
Sysop?  What Sysop, Citizen? * The Computer
Sysoping  -  More fun than being beaten with a sledge hammer.
Sysoping Law #1:  New users always find the glitch.
Sysoping Not just an adventure, it's a job..
Sysoping a BBS is like trying to herd ferrets!
Sysoping makes you fat.
Sysoping would be great if it where not for the users
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Sysoping...it's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysoping:  More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
Sysoping: It's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a hammer
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgeham\SLM
Sysoping: More fun than being hit with a hammer
Sysoping: More fun than setting your genitals on fire
Sysoping: More fun than using Windows.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Sysoping: more fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
Sysopingit's not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysops Are So Cool.. you know
Sysops DO IT moderately.
Sysops DO IT while monitoring.
Sysops DO IT with Zip
Sysops DO IT with their computers.
Sysops Flaming:  Next On Jeraldo!
Sysops Rule #1: Hit Your Points To Continue
Sysops all love a hard one every now and then.
Sysops are NOT Gods.  Gods have mercy
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
Sysops are like wonders ..... they never cease
Sysops are people too?
Sysops are the Phone Companies favorite people.
Sysops can cut your access if you really tick them off bad!
Sysops die at a young age - murdered by their wives!
Sysops die at an early Scotty, beam me up! But I don't have the power.
Sysops die at an early age, murdered by their wives.
Sysops die at an early age...  Murdered by their spouses!
Sysops died for your sins.
Sysops do it moderately.
Sysops do it with Utils
Sysops do not sleep, do not eat, they are very cheap pets.
Sysops don't die of old age... they're usually murdered by their wives
Sysops don't do drugs. They're naturally paranoid.
Sysops don't need relevance.
Sysops have BIG hard drives!
Sysops have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Sysops have more fun than..24^@$&  NO CARRIER
Sysops having sex:  "Oooh!  Interface me!"
Sysops just like to watch.
Sysops like to watch
Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
Sysops never die, they just go offline!
Sysops read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
Sysops should not act (David) Rasche-ly!
Sysops up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet!
Sysops with happy trigger fingers are hazardous to your health.
Sysops, always looking for space
Sysops, this is your new Moderator, Bill Clinton, NO CARRIER
Sysops: Can't live with them, can't have a BBS without them!
Sysops; the undoing of Big Brother.
System 7 makes a Mac a 8088-4.77 MHz
System 7 strikes back !
System Administration ...It's not just a job, it's an ADVENTURE !
System Administration = Instant Gratification
System Administration:  it's a dirty job, but someone said I had to do it
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out
System Crash - Computer exhausted needs break!
System Crash! (A)bort (R)etry (U)se dynamite
System Crash:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hrow up, (H)url.
System Disk in MICROWAVE\OVEN\ON corrupt.  Delete children (Y/N)?
System Error (A)bort (R)etry (W)hine
System Error Unable to Locate  Coffee  and Smokes... Operator Halted!!
System Error:  (A)bort (R)etry (C)onsume Chocolate.
System Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (M)ountain Dew time!
System Error: 0003. Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
System Error: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled.
System Errors: Things Written by Programers to BUG You
System Failure Imminent... deposit another quarter
System Failure.  Push (B)last it  (W)hine  (S)urrender.
System IRQ...%$#@& - C:\   N_O __C_A_R_R_I_E_R
System One RPG:  Realism & Simplicity at their best!
System Operator ERROR..NO WAY! NEVER!!
System Posessed: Hit F666 to continue
System Possessed: Hit F666 for exorcism
System Possessed: Hit F666 to continue.
System Possessed: Hit F777 for exorcism...
System administration:  It's not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis
System administration:  More fun than setting your genitals on fire
System administration: more fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
System checkpoint complete.
System crash: [D]odge [R]am [I]gnore?
System crashed
System crashed  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup ?
System destroyed
System error - Press F13 to continue
System error - strike any technical support person to continue
System error! Hard Drive backup over modem commencing
System error: Place sacrifice on keyboard to continue.
System going down at 12:45 this afternoon for disk crash
System going down at 13:45 for scheduled head crash
System going down at 1:45 PM for disk crashing.
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing
System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.
System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug
System going down at NOON for disk crashing.
System going down in 45 minutes for kernel panic
System going down in 60 seconds
System hackers are always ready.
System hackers get it up quicker.
System hackers keep it up longer.
System hackers know where to poke.
System hackers swap on demand.
System halted - Don't waste your time pressing any key.
System halted - Pre
System halted - Press any key to do nothing
System halted - Press any key you like, it won't help.
System halted - press any key to do nothing.
System halted -- Press all keys at once to continue.
System halted -- Press any key to do nothing
System halted -- Press any key to remain frozen.
System halted : Press any key to do nothing.
System halted, user is empty - please change user !
System halted- press all keys at once to continue.
System halted.  There is NOTHING you can do.
System halted. Please make sacrifice at keyboard to continue.
System halted. There is NOTHING you can do to fix it. Have a nice day
System halted: Press any key to do nothing.
System halted: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
System halted; COFFEE.CUP empty  (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
System halted; COFFEE.CUP not found
System haltedhit &lt;ALT-ENT&gt; to continue
System maintenance about to begin.
System memory's fine. It's *mine* that's inaccessable.
System not found. Please notify the SYSOP.
System over heating...Please open Windows
System permanently under construction !
System price error
System price error.  Inadequate money spent
System recovery may prove impossible. - Malcolm
System restarting, please wait.
System restarting, wait.
System stopping for 2 minutes, 1 minute ago.
System's down
System-independent:  Works equally poorly on all systems
Systemerror:blankspacecharactermissingadddonutholestofix
Systems Programmer Awful Words#11: "Oh yeah, I forgot about that"
Systems Programmer Awful Words#2: "When was our last backup done?"
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Systems analyst needs psychoanalyst
Systems analysts do it with computer aided tools
Systems go down on their hackers.
Systems have black boxes.
Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.  - R. S. Barton
Systems programmers keep it up longer
Systems programmers keep it up longer.                           
Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no
Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no simpler.--Einstein
Systems that depend on human reliability is unreliable
S HW WE THS 24 bd MDM  PGE T 960 WK
s'cuse me while i kiss the sky!.....j hendrix
sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
sSsSsSsSsS &lt;---Snake bopping up and down
sUBLIMINaL MESSAGES At MEDUSa'S PARLOR? nOT!
sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things,like wild dogs.
sad zelim samo da te imam, sad zelim nesto da ti dam,
safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
sageThis is a Moving MessageThis is a Moving MessageThis is
said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
salute: ******* ******* *******
samo gluper ne cita Huper ;)
sandwich spread:  The bulge you get from eating too many of them.
sarcastic mode on... "...." sarcastic mode off
sat through this sermon before: deja pew
satis verborum (Enough of words)
sauerbraten:  Moody children.
save energy....shower with a friend......
save the baby humans
scared this person away before: deja boo
scene.'" - Homer Simpson
schatteke ik hou van jou ... ik = Joeri, jou = Valerie :-)
scraping through my head till i don't want to sleep anymore
scraping through my head till i don't want to sleep anymore
scream at me until my ears bleed, i'm taking heed just for you
screaming, terrified, like his passengers
script problem fixed
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
sdrawkcab si enilgat sihT
sdrawkcab ssa si enilgaT sihT
se
seaQuest DSV: Don't Set VCR.
seagulls circle endlessly i/sing in silent harmony
seconds?"-Greta
sedim i cekam da me pozove, telefon cuti kao zaliven.
see here now
see here now ...
see reverse side for remainder....
see ya later alligator, ....... in a while cocodrile
seeYUH!
seek out new life and new civilizations.
seems to work well here.
seen these twins before: deja two
seen this slime before: deja goo
seen this strange animal before: deja gnu
seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
sehcadaeh evah I erofereht ,kniht I
send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
send moneySUBLIMINALsend moneyTAGLINEsend money
send your e-letters to Santa.Claus@north.pole.org
sendSUBLIMINALmeTAGLINEmoney
senility, n.: The state of mind of elderly persons with whom one happens to disagree
sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck ..."
serendipity, n.: The process by which human knowledge is advanced
server as a service to the net but I make no guarantee that it is the
set "followed links" to expire after 0 ( or 1 ) days.
set blaster=really, really loud
settle for a pizza?
sever flesh & bone & offer it to me.
sever flesh and bone and offer it to me
sex munce ehgo ay culdnt evin spel cumpuder
sexy underwear was invented so ugly ppl cud hav sex too
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shall be proved by mine enemies rushing to the water closet in terror!
shall not submit to arbitraty measures. - Junius
share, n.: To give in, endure humiliation
she attracts me like a magnet, tom said ironically
she had enough sex appeal to stampede a businessman's lunch.
she has the blood of a Reptile just underneath the skin
she is wearing rags and feathers from salvation army counters
she leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
she lied to us Vader..she deliberatly lied
she screams in silence, a sullen riot penetrating through her mind
she spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
she wanted a formal wedding so her dad painted the shotgun white
she was gonna' be an actress....i was gonna' learn to fly
sheared this sheep before: deja ewe
sheesh, girls! Always gotta cry when they don't get their way!!
shepherd got fired for falling asleep during inventory.
shes a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road
shhhhh...this is a liberal zone?
shift key/ never heard of it1
shiftreturn?  I can't even find the clutch!
shine your wings forward to the sun
ships and sails and candlewicks
ships and sails and candlewicks.......
shoot at sight
shoot yourself in the head like you did to my father! - Fox to Alex
shoot yourself in the head like you did to my father! - Fox to Alex
shots. It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
shouted the lawyer's client. "You're a scoundrel!
shove it up inside surprise! LIES! stains like blood on your teeth
shove it up inside, surprise, lies
showed HIM. Get all Zen with ME...--K's't'lk
shrug  A genius is never appreciated in his own time
shutdown -h -t NOW "Microsoft"
sick-as-hell anemia     pretty realistic description
sig go down da hoooole
sig still on holiday (wish I was)
sig temporarily closed for repairs
sigh If only the human brain could be multitasked!
sigh..liesall lies
sigh..liesall lies....
sigmentation fault -- quote dumped
sign in biker bar: Unattended maidens will be ravished...
signals transmitted, message recieved
signature not found!  reformat hard drive? [Yn]
simply S)ave the file and name the file to be saved to
simpson; That glove,belongs to Mr.Jackson.
sing this song: Doo-dah, Doo-dah.       Camptown Races (S.C.Foster)
singing: .....Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
sinking deeper into the sickness, like you taught us... - Mulder
sister luck is screaming someone elses name
six muns ago i cudnt even spel florrada singels an now i ARE one
six muns ago i cudnt even spel florrada singels an now i ARE one
sketched this portrait before: deja drew
skiing is spelled A.S.P.E.N
slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen
slave screams he's being beat into submission
sleep
slick shoes, are you crazy?
slusam kako zapitkujes, uzvracam ti osmjehom
slusam kako zapitkujes, uzvracam ti osmjehom
small things like reasons are put in a jar
smart planet
smash up all i believed in smash up all that was true
smash up all i believed in smash up all that was true
smash up my sanity smash up integrity
smelled this bad odor before: deja phew
smile before you die
snag my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
snag my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
snag this Recipe and I'll tie-dye your cat!
snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking!
snagged Recipes are the sincerest form of flattery.
snagged recipes - 'R - Us.
snaging Recipes is the main reason *any* of us are here.
snaging Recipes, eh?  Book `em for "Grand Theft Motto"
snaging recipes is an addictive hobby.
snaging recipes, eh?  Book him for "grand theft motto."
snagth Fighter?, I'll believe it when I see it!
snagth condoms:  They'll never see you coming!
snappy repartee: What you'd say if you had another chance
sneding, v.: to snatch taglines and pile them up on a sled
sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I find green
sniffle I've got a code in my node..
snorkel:  A cross between a snore and a chuckle.
so atleast the dupe checking lasts a while.
so call us cheap
so if it's the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of
so that our neighbors won't see you."
so the Zen monk says to the hotdog vender, Make me One with everything
so these are the mission objectives.  Oh, and one last thing - Blair
so they put him in chains for acting too hard.
so what are you reading?
so who's fault is that?
so you wanna be a rolling stone? then get yourself out in the wind....Allman Bros.
socket?  Help! I installed Windows and my Pentium
socket?  Help! I installed Windows and my Pentium
solving today's problems tomorrow
some people have more GUTS than a road kill
some things ARE forever.....and ever
someone borrowed my tag
someone is wearing my favorite perfume.--Mulder (Syzygy)
someone was trying to get two burials for the price of one - FM 3x19
someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!! &lt;=Washington State Motto.
someonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoorsomeonesatthedoor
something new. --Lois McMaster Bujold
something that starts with a B." "Honey? Honey starts with a bee."
sometimes I get the urge to run naked.then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking 
sometimes called a 'kung fu fantasy':
sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.....................
somewhat flexible with price...
somewhere else"?
somewhere, over the rainbow
soon it will be Christmas Day.
sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater 
sooner or later you'll be a he-man woman hater 
sophisticated, adj. deprived of its native simplicity
sorry officer, I was only doing warp 2
sorry, this web page is currently against our religion. -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish
soulstar
sounds to me like you have an open and shut case!!! &lt;ROFL&gt;
sounds to me like you have an open and shut case!!! &lt;ROFL&gt;
soviet virgin lands short of goal again
space ... the ... final ... tagline ... frontier
space people will contact us when they can make money by doing so...
speak French, but I sure kiss that way!
speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde
spoken by Eric's psychopomp (the mystical crow who advised him on his
spot spot spot HELP -- Supermoo
spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)
sprinkle me with hyssop and I shall be made clean ( Psalm 51:7 )
sqrt (-666) - imaginary number of the beast
square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI!
srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT
sri sai krishna works
sta je bilo sa zivotom, pricacemo jednom, o tom-potom.
sta je bilo sa zivotom, pricacemo jednom, o tom-potom.
sta sam duzan hteo bih da platim, racun molim, koliki je ceh?
stains like blood on your teeth
stale incense old sweat & lies lies lies
stale milk:  When the picture on the carton is of the Lindbergh baby.
stamps and currency.
stand back! ... i don't know how big this thing gets!!
standards, n.: The principles we use to reject other people's code
start
start with a little playful kissing
start.
stat rosa pristina nomine
state of the art hypercomputing technology
statistics, n.: A system for expressing your political prejudices in convincing scientific guise
step right up ....march ....push, crawl right up on your knees
ster than you can say Jack Robinson"
stereotypically."I spilt the syrup", said Tom stickily.
sticks and stone may break my bones but rope and feathers excite me
still more to come from the girl with no Tagtitle! 8-)
still picking at this scab your sweat and perry ellis
still shackled to the shadow that followed you
still trying to write that love song
stop staring and get a job, cuz you can't afford this!!!
strategy, n.: A comprehensive plan of inaction
stray cat is crying so stray cat sings back
street attire
stress - (n.) Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at warp 9.5
stress - (n.) Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at warp 9.5
stretching the bonds of logic and reason
strong am I with the Force, but not that strong
strong and wild... slow and easy
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
sttoopp ssccreewwiinngg wwwiitthhh thhee reemmoottee controlllll
stud hombre cybermuffin
stupid
stupidity:  When the wind blows and your head caves in.
subj: Breaking down Unix system firewalls
summer
suncana strana ulice, gledam lijepe djevojcice,
suncana strana ulice, gledam lijepe djevojcice,
suoinegni oot era slooF  .foorploof si gnihtoN
sup
supposed abduction was a psychological reaction. -Keyhoe
supposed abduction was a psychological reaction. -Keyhoe
sux....huh..huh..huh..V.Bis & BaudHead strike again!
sva je proslost iza nas
svog automobila.
sweater. Veni, vedi, valance:  I came, I saw, I hung curtains.
swordplay, that kind of thing. Chakotay
syntax:  Revenue enhancement on human nature.
syntax?  why NOT?  EVeRytHing else is taXeD!
sysop ('sih sop) n. - The guy who's laughing at your typing.
sysop ('sih sop) n. - the gal laughing at your typing.
system-independent, adj.: Works equally poorly on all systems


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