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R = U / I
R U 2 QT 2 B STR8?
R U A 2 J ?
R U Pregnant or R U 486?
R U pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
R is for Riker, in Troi's heart, he's the King
R'lyeh hath no fury like an angry moderator.
R)etry, (P)retend this never happened
R*m*mb*r: K**p y**r **mp***r *w*y *r*m *h* **r****!
R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R=RRRRRRRRR
R-@FN@? R-@FN@, where are you?!
R-U-S-H spells relief!
R. A. Hienlien "Time enough for love" "Note books of Lazarus Long"
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. F. Burns - SHOCKING! đ8-()
R. Limbaugh: The Populist Voice of American Capitalism's Loser Class
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.?? No. Pies R round. Cornbreads R square!
R.E.M. Out Of Time
R.I.P. Kurt Cobain 1967-1994
R.I.P. "BYTE magizine", mcgraw-(K)hill(ed) it, 11/1990
R.I.P. Gene Roddenberry, 1921-1991... beamed to a better
R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992
R.I.P. graphics now available!
R.S.P.C.E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G
R.S.V.P.: Rush in, Shake hands, Vanish Promptly
R/O Receiver Only
R/O Capable
R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!)
R/O, R/O, R/O your boat gently down the bitstream.
R2 has been known to make mistakes. From time to time. -- C3PO
R2 says the chance of survival is seven hundred seventy-five - to one.
R2-D2, where are you? - C-3PO
R2D2 - Rest, Tin Piece
R2D2 - Rust in Peace
R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh
R2D2 of Borg: piepip..dudl..ASSIMILATED!
R2D2 where are you? - C3P0
R2D2! Where are you?!?
R2D2, I suggest a new strategy....let the Cardassian win!
R6000: Stack overflow. Dolly, is that you?
R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0 v7n6, pp3
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
RA REALL RACKS
RA: Randomize Answer
RAAF Captures Flying Saucer on Ranch in Roswell Region - 1947 Tagline
RABBIT FACED BABY HAS 10" EARS - Bucktoothed mom chomped carrots while pregnant. - The Sun
RACE TO THE BATHROOM by Willie Makeit illustrated by Betty Wont
RACE TO THE OUTHOUSE by WILLIE MAKIT
RACERS do it with their horses.
RACERS like to come in first.
RACIAL PREJUDICE A pigment of your imagination.
RACING: the ultimate drug... and you can't buy it!
RACN: Racing.
RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.
RADAR ENGINEERS do it till their GHz (giga-hertz).
RADAR can't look into the heart, Sir!
RADAR spelled backwards is RADAR. Gottcha coming & going!
RADE DVOKRATNO, A KRADU NON-STOP
RADIATION AREA: Pre-faded genes only.
RADIO AMATEURS do it with more frequency.
RADIO AMATEURS do it with two meters
RADIO ANNOUNCERS can turn your dial.
RADIO ENGINEERS do it till it MegaHertz.
RADIO ENGINEERS do it with frequency
RADIO and T.V. ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.
RADIOACTIVE TAGLINE: if you can read this you're sterile!
RADIOACTIVE: If you can read this, you're sterile.
RADIOCASTERS do it in the air
RADIOLOGISTS X-ray it.
RADIOLOGISTS do it with high frequency
RAF STANDS FOR REAL AIR FORCE
RAFTERS do it rapidly.
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINISTS - TAKE THOSE SOCKS BACK!
RAGING WATER....AL JARREAU
RAH Robert A. Heinlein
RAI: Randomize Accounting Information
RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!!
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus' DEAD!!!
RAIDS disease: Recently acquired income deficiency syndrome.
RAILROADERS do it on track.
RAISIN: A Grape with a sunburn
RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn
RALLY DRIVERS do it sideways
RAM &lt;---Request All Memory---
RAM - a male sheep. ROM - a ram after a delicate operation.
RAM = Randomize All Memory
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory (it only SIMMS like that!)
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memorys---
RAM = Rarely Adequet something - I forget what
RAM = Rarely Adequite Memory.
RAM = Rarely Available Memory
RAM DISK is *NOT* an installation procedure...
RAM DISK is N O T an installation procedure now days!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!.. (Right?)
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.
RAM DISK is a virtual object, not a suggested course of action!
RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!
RAM JET is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM VIRUS activates Friday the 13th
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
RAM vendors: See, there was this factory that burned down
RAM wasn't built in a day
RAM-ery ROM-ery .DOC, the mouse clicked on the clock
RAM: Rarely Accessable Memory
RAM: a male sheep.
RAM: How most folks put disks into drives
RAM: Radar Absobent Material
RAM: Randomly Access Memory
RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory
RAM: Read Ambiguous Memory
RAM: What you do to side of your PC when it's not working
RAM=Readily Absent Memory
RAM=Really Absent Minded
RAMBO WIFE KNOCKS HUBBY'S HEAD OFF! - Doctors stitch it back on and he lives! - The Globe
RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional!
RAMBO'S next movie: NORTON COMMANDO
RAMDRIVE: Last Resort Install Procedure For New Hard Drive
RAMsom, what you pay to sloppy programmers.
RAN: RANdom opcode [similar to 16-bit what gate]
RANGERS do it in the woods
RANK.SYS corrupted. Reboot O'Brien (Y/N)? &lt;N&gt;
RAP MUSIC : Isn't!
RAP is to the 90's what ROCK was to the 50's
RAP music is misspelled. Someone forgot the C in front
RAP: Acronym for (R)eally (A)wful (P)ounding.
RAP: Music for those who can't sing
RAP: People talking when they should be singing.
RAP: Music for those who can't sing, read or write.
RAP: People talking when they should be singing.
RAPA-NUI (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
RAPACITY, n. Providence without industry. The thrift of power.
RAPPERS pump it up.
RAPTOR: A Breakthrough in Mass Destruction and Mayhem
RAPTOR: Don't mess with the monkeys!
RAQUETBALL PLAYERS do it with blue balls
RARE: on a 55 Chevy.
RASC: Read And Shred Card
RASCAL, n. A fool considered under another aspect.
RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice.
RASQWK* *
RAST: Read And Shred Tape
RASTA SERVICES: Virgins Converted, Orgies Organize, Uprisings Quelled!
RASTA'S BABOON SALOON - Hunting grounds for prime mates.
RATED (G) for GRIN
RATIO(n): a veranda for rodents
RATS - What you say when your mouse doesn't work
RATS ON THE RUN!
RAU: Ridicule All Users
RAUCHEN VERBOTEN: German for "don't blow smoke around me"
RAVE Retch And Vomit Explosively
RAVELAND - Let the Grass grow!
RAY TRACERS do it on any available platform.
RAYTRACE: photorealistic 3D rendering conference on RIME
RB&gt;Anyone have any good Cat tags??
RBAO: Ring Bell and Annoy Operator
RBBS: Ridiculous BBS.
RBBS?
RBEGH Really Big Evil Grin Here
RBLY: Restore Back-up from Last Year
RBR: Remove Bits Randomly
RBT: Read Blank Tape
RBT: Rewind and Break Tape
RC&gt; SF&gt; GP&gt; WD&gt; KF&gt; JP&gt; MM&gt; BG&gt; JH&gt; MF&gt; stop quoting this
RC&lt; SF&lt; GP&lt; WD&lt; KF&lt; JP&lt; MM&lt; BG&lt; JH&lt; MF&lt; LM&lt; RW&lt; DH&lt; Stop quoting this!
RC: Rewind Core
RC> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this
RCA = Real Crappy Audio!
RCAJ: Read Card And Jam
RCB: Read Command Backwards
RCB: Run Clock Backwards
RCC: Read Card and Chew
RCCP: Randomly Corrupt Current Process
RCF: Rewind Cabinet Fans
RCKG: Read Count Key and Garbage
RCL: Rotate Carry Left
RCM: Randomly Corrupt Microcode
RCMP/GRC = Royal Canadian Mounted Police/Gravel Road Cops
RCP: Reschedule Car Payments
RCR: Rewind Card Reader
RCRV: Randomly Convert to Reverse Video
RCS: Read Card Sideways
RCS: Read Card and Scramble data
RCs come and RCs go, but a good NC lasts forever!
RD: A command often used to find out if a directory is empty yet.
RD: Randomize Data
RD: Reverse Directions
RDA: Refuse to Disclose Answer
RDB: Replace Database with Blanks
RDB: Run Disk Backwards
RDD: Reverse Disk Drive
RDDBF: Rock Disk Drive Back and Forth
RDEB: Read and Drop Even number of Bits
RDF: Randomize Directory Filenames
RDI: Reverse Drum Immediate
RDI: Rewind Disk Immediate
RDL: Rotate Disk Left
RDLI: Rotate Disk Left Immediate
RDR: Reverse Disk Rotation
RDR: Rotate Disk Right
RDRI: Rotate Disk Right Immediate
RDS: ReaD Sideways
RE-FORMAT HARDDRIVE (Y/N)?N FORMATTING C:
RE-HYPERTAG
RE: ???
READ ERROR: Remove cat from drive A:
READ ONLY MEMORY : The art of conversation is dead.
READ THIS LINE: Tag! You're it!
READ! Are you nuts? Nobody reads anymore! -Heffer, Rocko's Modern Life
READING ABOUT A DESCRIPTION OF WOOD
README file from the NetHack game
READY TO LOG IN
READY TO LOG OUT
READY TRI-COLBOLT TORPEDOES.....FIRE!!!
REAGAN virus: your computer has no memory at all.
REAL Programmers Don't Write Games
REAL Americans don't wear U.N. Blue. -- Michael G. New
REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.
REAL Endangered List: Morals, Family Values, Telling the Truth
REAL FUNNY, Scotty! Now beam down my clothes
REAL Gun control - Five Shots -&gt; ONE Hole!
REAL MEN DON'T USE PORN!!!
REAL MEN TAKE THEIR DOS STRAIGHT!
REAL MEN don't need no stinkin backups!
REAL MEN don't use P-Torps, they MOTH!!!!!!
REAL MEN drive black Chevy Lumina's with the #3!
REAL NIGHTMARE: C:\doom&gt; del *.*
REAL REJECTION: Your imaginary friends won't talk to you!
REAL Robocommies don't eat quiche
REAL Roleplayers cast "Control Dice" spells.
REAL Roleplayers cast "Control Dungeon Master"
REAL Roleplayers wear Gauntlets of Infinite Ring-Wearing
REAL Sponge cake: Ingredients-borrow them ALL!
REAL Sponge cake: all the ingredients are borrowed.
REAL Star Trek fans work out at the He's Dead Gym
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
REAL WOMEN RIDE THEIR OWN
REAL computer users don't NEED menus!
REAL computer users don't NEED menus!
REAL hackers can boot up at a moment's notice.
REAL headlines: Tuna Biting Off Oregon Coast
REAL headlines: Woman Better After Being Thrown From High-Rise
REAL men don't fear EDLIN!
REAL men don't fear the command line.
REAL men don't join the BATF...unless they're named Janet Reno
REAL men don't use WINDOWS
REAL men don't use oven mits
REAL men have better things to do than to join the BATF
REAL men know where to come
REAL men play QUAKE!
REAL men sleep in the wet spot!
REAL men use COPY CON to create Windows apps
REAL men use COPY CON to write Windows applications.
REAL men use EDLIN
REAL multitasking - 3 computers and a chair with roller castors!
REAL multitasking - 3 computers and a chair with wheels!
REAL programmers CREATE undocumented DOS calls!
REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe
REAL programmers do it with: COPY CON PROGRAMM.EXE
REAL programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads
REAL programmers run OS/2 on a Timex Sinclair.
REAL programmers type COPY CON: PROGNAME.C
REAL programmers use "COPY COM1 PROGRAM.ZIP" and whistle
REAL programmers use COPY CON PROG.EXE
REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls
REAL programmers use: COPY CON &lt;program&gt;.EXE
REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code
REAL radios have TUBES and RELAYS
REAL roleplayers cast "Control Cthulhu"
REAL women don't deflate when you bite them.
REALITY ????? You HAVE to be joking !
REALITY CHECK - &gt;pinch&lt; - Ouch! REALITY CONFIRMED
REALITY CHECK ... Nope, none here! he he he he he he he
REALITY CHECK Nope, none here!
REALITY CHECK: no reality on-line at this time!
REALITY CONTINUES TO RUIN MY LIFE.
REALITY CREPT IN. I NAILED IT FOR TRESPASSING.
REALITY IS A FIGMENT OF *YOUR* IMAGINATION, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!
REALITY, n. The dream of a mad philosopher. The nucleus of a vacuum.
REALITY.DAT not found. Press any key to reset Universe
REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe
REALITY.DAT not found. Press any key to reset Universe.
REALITY.SYS Not found ... Reboot Universe [Y/n]
REALITY.SYS - Read Error - Solar System halted.
REALITY.SYS - Unable to load - Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
REALITY.SYS Corrupt... Unable to recover universe!
REALITY.SYS Corrupt: Reboot Universe (y/N)?
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Engage BIGBANG.EXE? (Y,N)
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable
REALITY.SYS Corrupted. (R)eboot Universe?
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: (A)bort, (R)etry, A(L)ternate.SYS
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Load UNREAL
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot UNIVERSE.EXE? (Y/N)
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/?)
REALITY.SYS FAILURE: REBOOT UNIVERSE
REALITY.SYS HAS FAILED-(R)EBOOT REALITY OR (E)XIT
REALITY.SYS Not found. Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q)
REALITY.SYS aborted - Reboot Universe (Y/n)?
REALITY.SYS bad or corrupted. Reboot universe? (Y/N)
REALITY.SYS corrupt - Reboot Universe (Yes/No/Quit) Q
REALITY.SYS corrupt, reboot universe? (y/n/q).
REALITY.SYS corrupt: (S)tarTrek (R)edDwarf (B)abylon5-select one!
REALITY.SYS corruptREBOOT Universe &lt;Y/N&gt;...
REALITY.SYS corrupted - Reboot universe (Y/N)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted - unable to recover universe.
REALITY.SYS corrupted! Reboot the universe? (Y/N)
REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted. Cause: "UNIONGRE.ED". Delete (Y/N)
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Re-boot universe (Y/N/A)?
REALITY.SYS corrupted; unable to recover Universe.
REALITY.SYS damaged - switch to STARTREK.SYS?
REALITY.SYS error - reboot Universe [Yes,No,Panic]?
REALITY.SYS hallucinated. Take another hit? &lt;Y/n/q&gt;
REALITY.SYS missing or corrupted, please reboot universe
REALITY.SYS missing... Universe halted
REALITY.SYS not found - Re-Boot Universe
REALITY.SYS not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
REALITY.SYS not found: loading hidden file CONSPIRE.EXE
REALITY: Illusion produced by Mountain Dew deficiency
REALITY: The dream of a mad philosopher. The nucleus of a vacuum
REALITY? Next Exit!
REALLY ANNOYING WHINE MODE: ON
REALLY DEEP MAN! He's REALLY DEEP, man -Joel's super hero
REALLY safe sex: Masturbating wearing a condom
REALLY, adv. Apparently.
REAR SEAT: Der Schpringentester
REAR VIEW MIRROR: Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: All of them are lousy anyway.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: All the different brands are incompatible.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Computer paper is cheap and flimsy.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Computer salesmen are sleazeballs.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Most computers have dumb names.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Printers sound like World War III.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: There are too many kinds to choose from.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They are an escape from the reality of life.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They break down all the time.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They cost too much.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They don't make good conversation at parties.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They don't understand plain English.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They take up too much desk space.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're taking away people's jobs.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're too hard to fix.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: They're ugly.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Women don't seem to like them.
REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: You have to know how to type to use them.
REASON REJECTED: Little sense of humor.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions.
REBOOT-: Kick the computer a second time.
REBOS: (sober, backwards).
RECEPTIONISTS do it all day at their desks.
RECEPTIONISTS do it on the phone.
RECEPTIONISTS do it with men AND women.
RECONSIDER, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell.
RECTUM: darn near killed him
RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!!
RECURSIVE PROGRAMMERS break it down.
RECYCLE: Die during sex. You're born out of it & die in it.
RECYCLERS do it again and again and again.
RECYCLERS use it again.
RED 1: I can't shake him! RED 2: Perhaps you should stir him?
RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching.
RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED ALERT! Captain to the bridge, Cmdr Data is being formatted!
RED ALERT! Raise shields! What shields?!?!?!?! (Emissary)
RED ALERT! Tagline Being Stolen! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED ALERT! recipe Being snagged! Shields Up! Arm Phasers!
RED ALERT, SHIELDS UP, PHASORS AND PHOTONS AT READY!
RED DWARF OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
RED DWARF fans are everywhere!
RED WINGS in '95-'96!!!!
RED ship crashes into BLUE ship...Saliors MAROONed!
REDDVL: on a 911 turbo.
REDHEAD CAUTION #35: Irritation causes violent eruptions
REDHEADS! Full of enough Fire to last a Lifetime!
REDNECK Answer: One of his feet are both the same!
REDNECK Joke: What's the difference between a duck?
REDNECK...After removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifty more miles to the gallon
REDNECK...After the prom, you drove the truck while your date hit road signs with beer bottles
REDNECK...Any of your children were conceived at a car wash
REDNECK...Hitchhikers don't get in the car with you
REDNECK...Less than half the cars you own actually run
REDNECK...Red Man Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card
REDNECK...The front license plate of your car has the words "Foxy Lady" written in airbrush
REDNECK...The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot
REDNECK...The hood and one door of your car are a different color than the rest of it
REDNECK...The rear car tires are twice as wide as the front ones
REDNECK...The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones
REDNECK...The taillight covers of your car are made of tape
REDNECK...The trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything
REDNECK...Truckers tell your wife to watch her language
REDNECK...You buy a color-coordinated rope to tie down your car hood
REDNECK...You can give the date and place of every bullet hole in your car
REDNECK...You converted your carport into a beauty shop
REDNECK...You go to a stock car race and you don't need a program
REDNECK...You have to curl the sides of your cowboy hat so your wife can ride it the truck too
REDNECK...You have to recrank your car at every intersection
REDNECK...You honest-to-God in your heart believe that Ted Nugent rules
REDNECK...You know how many bales of hay your car can hold
REDNECK...You need one more hole punched in your card before you get a freebie at The House Of Tattoos
REDNECK...You own a home that is mobile and five cars that aren't
REDNECK...You paint your car with latex housepaint
REDNECK...You prefer car keys to Q-tips
REDNECK...You see no need to stop at the rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car
REDNECK...You show your boyfriend you really love him by carving his name into your arm
REDNECK...You slam the door on your truck and your shotgun creates an instant sunroof
REDNECK...You think the French Riviera is a foreign car
REDNECK...You use a '55 Chevy as a guest house
REDNECK...You wash your car more often than your kids
REDNECK...You watch cartoons long after your kids become bored
REDNECK...You've ever cut your grass and found a car
REDNECK...You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop
REDNECK...You've ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow
REDNECK...Your bumper sticker says, "my other car is a combine."
REDNECK...Your car breaks down on the side of the road and you never go back to get it
REDNECK...Your car stereo costs more than your car
REDNECK...Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does
REDNECK...Your idea of going formal is a black truck
REDNECK...Your junior-senior prom had to have a day-care center
REDNECK...Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts
REDNECK...Your trunk is tied down and you're not hauling anything
REDNECK.You know the date and place of every bullet hole in your car
REDNECK.Your Christmas cards have a Xerox copy of your butt included
REDNECK.Your truck can pass over a 55gallon drum without touching it
REDSHIFT: When the cellophane falls off your torch again.
REDSKINS: People on the American bathing beaches
REDUNDANCY: ABS brakes in politician's car
REDUNDANCY: Dumb blonde
REDUNDANCY: a politician with an air bag in his car.
REEEOOOORWW! FOOOOPP!: Word of Wisdom: Don't Vacuum the cat.
REEL fisherman use rods!
REFERENCE LIBRARIANS know where to find it FAST.
REFORM: Recycled Former Members (Tories).
REFUGEE FROM MUNDANIA
REGISTERED TO: Adam Theis
REGISTERED UNEVALUATED COPY
REHAB is for quitters
REHABILITATION: Magic word said before releasing criminals
REINCARNATION: A fate worse than a fate worse than death
RELATIVES!!
RELATIVES... People who come to dinner and who aren't friends.
RELAX.. It's only ones and zeros anyway
RELIABLE SOURCE: Person starting slanderous rumour
RELIGION: Just another one of man's errors.
RELIGION: a means to get people out of warm beds into cold rooms
RELUCTANT VIRGIN One who doesn't want to be one.
RELY UPON THE ABOVE ADVICE AT YOUR OWN RISK! - Generic disclaimer -
REM / From MYSTERY - Home of the Demon
REMARRIAGE: Triumph of hope over experience!
REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
REMEMBER! Friends don't let Friends Vote for Democrats
REMEMBER, the proper way to exit a door is ALT-H
REMEMBER: Hind sight is always 20/20P.S. Nice Ass!!
REMINISCING: What "necking" becomes after age 50 or so.
REMbo I: First dream!
REN & STIMPY RULE! Got a problem with thart
REN AND STIMPY IN '92!
REN VALOR.* MON-EL.*
RENO & POTTS, sitting in a tree, G A S S I N G.
RENTAL CAR: The only *TRUE* all-terrain vehicle
RENVR: REName Variables Randomly
REP .REP .REP (Duck choking on QWK packet)
REP..REP..REP(Frog w/QWK packet stuck in throat)
REP: Randomly Execute Programmers
REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
REPAIRMEN can fix anything
REPEAT INC(WALK) UNTIL (WALK &gt; PIER)
REPELLERS do it with ropes.
REPLY NOT REQUIRED.
REPLY and make me happy!!!
REPLY: 1:280/66.0 2ebee20d
REPLY: Buy a lady a second drink.
REPORTERS do it daily
REPORTERS do it for a story
REPORTERS do it for the sensation it causes
REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.
REPRODUCTIVE PHYSIOLOGISTS do it for a living.
REPUBLIC: Country famous for bananas.
REPUBLICANS do as their lobbyists tell them to.
REPUBLICANS do it to poor people.
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.
RESEARCH PROFESSORS do it only if they get grants
RESEARCHERS are sill trying to confirm that they are doing it.
RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.
RESEARCHERS do it with control
RESERVED PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be stolen
RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.... - The Borg
RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID Honk if you're Scottish
RESTORE A: C:\VIRGINITY\*.* /S
RET: Read and Erase Tape
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
RETIREMENT: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
RETIREMENT: When you stop living at work and start working at life.
RETREAT! - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
RETREAT! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
RETURN TO BAGHDAD..but let's do it RIGHT this time.
REVEALED AT LAST! WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS! (And you don't look so terrific yourself...)
REVENUE CANADA EMPLOYEES do it to everyone.
REVENUE CANADA EMPLOYEES do it to everyone.
REVERSIBLE---Dirty on both sides.
REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!
REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor
REWARD! Lost: $50.00 If found, just keep it
REjoice, Dear Hearts!
RF&gt;... Clap On *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap Off *CLAP* *CL*$*(@)F{]/~ NO CARRIER
RF: Read Fingerprints
RFWIWD (respectfully, For what it's worth Department).
RG: Read inter-record Gap
RG: Record Garbage
RHAPSODY in Glue!
RHNEZ: Randomize and Halt if Not Equal to Zero
RHO: Randomize and Hold all Output
RHODE ISLAND,WHERE THE THINGS U THINK CAN'T HAPPEN, DO !
RHUBARB(n): bloodshot celery
RHYTHM Musicians do it in scores
RHYTHM Musicians do it with their fingers
RHYTHM METHOD - Baby roulette.
RIC: Rotate Illogical thru Carry
RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON - I am Not A Corpse
RICK: Did you hear about the actor who got on a soap? RED: It must have been awfully slippery
RICK: We'll need a writer to report on the new baby bear at the zoo. VIC: Let's send our cub reporter
RICO means never having to read your Miranda rights.
RID: Read Invalid Data
RIDDLE TIME: A man filled an empty barrel. It was lighter than when he had started. What did he fill it with?
RIDDLE TIME: Ben was 20 years old in 1980 but only 15 years old in 1985. How come?
RIDDLE TIME: No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
RIDDLE TIME: What has three legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
RIDE A BIG HERRING INTO THE BLUE
RIDE BIKE!
RIG: Read Inter-record Gap
RIGHT!! None o'that *synthetic* truth for US! :-)
RIGHT!!! What's all this, then?
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS RAPTURED! NATIONAL IQ SURGES!!
RIGHT-WING CHRISTIANS RAPTURED! NATIONAL IQ SURGES!!
RIGHT2VOTE...1,2,3,4...RIGHT2VOTE...1,2,3,4
RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.
RIKER is number one. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
RIME RelayNet (tm) International Message Exchange
RIME - Random Intermittant Message Exchange
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
RIME Bulge conference:larger msgs,longer text,wider body
RIME Entertainment Host & Old Cars Conf Host
RIME MAGICK: THE NECRONOMICONFERENCE
RIME Monty Python Conference Hostess -&gt;1481
RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
RIME has a Rush Limbaugh conference. You might be happier there.
RIME's Cherry Picker Guru - Version 2.00 Registered :)
RIME, it wasn't broke, so why did they fix it?
RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
RIMJOB........Something to do with the wheels on your car
RING...ATA...CONNECT...CURRENT SPEED NOT ALOWED...buaaaaa
RIOP: Rotate I/O Ports
RIP Graphics: Really Imperfect Product.
RIP IT UP AND START AGAIN
RIP file not found. Should I load your mail package?
RIP graphics: The name says it all.
RIP, FAX, FORMS, OPX and QWK.....Silver Xpress V5.00....It's Jammin!!
RIP, FAX, FORMS, OPX, QWK and, NOW... SX for OS/2!
RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off
RIP: The U.S. Constitution. One amendment at a time
RIPThis Recipe had now been ripped off.
RIPThis tagline had now been ripped off.....
RIR: Read Invalid Record
RIRG - Read Inter Record Gap (Irish Assembler)
RIRG: Read Inter-Record Gap
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
RISC ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMERS do it 1073741824 times a second
RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
RISE OF THE LURKERS! - Coming Soon - Featuring The Newbies!
RISE OF THE LURKERS! - Coming Soon To An Echo Near You
RISE, sir Tom, most faithful of all my knights.
RISING SUN: movie with two sushi-eating scenes, only one of which features sushi.
RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (G)o to bed ?
RISING.SUN detected : (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (G)o to bed ?
RITFWNGF: Rolling on the floor with my girlfriend
RITMO: - Rost In Turin Montiert
RITZ CRACKER FOUND IN DRIVE A: Delete children? (Y/N)
RIW: Re-Invent Wheel
RJE: Return Jump and Explode
RJT: Read and Jam Tape
RKBA Prescription-Take 2 assault rifles and you won't need to call me
RKC - You kill it, we grill it
RKO: the official radio station for transvestites
RL - Read LPT1 (Irish Assembler)
RL "Dah dah lup dah dah lup Dah dah lup dah dah lup..."
RLAC | Relocate and Lose Core
RLB: Ruin Logic Board
RLBM: Ruin Logic Board Multiple
RLBMI: Ruin Logic Board Multiple Indexed
RLC: Relocate and Lose Core
RLC: Reread Last Card
RLC: Rotate Left with Carolyn
RLI: Rotate Left Indefinitely
RLP: Refill Light Pen
RLP: Rewind Line Printer
RM&gt; I HAVE F***ING HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RM: Ruin My files
RMI: Randomize Memory Immediate
RMM: Read Manager's Mind
RMT - Read & Mutilate Tape (Irish Assembler)
RMT: ReMove Trap
RMV: Remove Memory Virtues
RN: Read Noise
RNBS: Reflect Next Bus Signal
RNC: Re-Number Channels
RNR: Read Noise Record
RNZ Romulan Neutral Zone
RO Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
ROA 1. Once you have their money, never give it back.
ROA 2. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
ROA 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 7. Keep your ears open.
ROA 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA #001. Once you have their money, you never give it back
ROA #002. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try
ROA #003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to
ROA #003. You can always buy back a lost reputation
ROA #004. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough
ROA #005. If you can't break a contract, bend it
ROA #006: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
ROA #007. Keep your ears open. - In the Hands of the Prophets
ROA #008. Keep count of your change
ROA #008. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity
ROA #009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit
ROA #010. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
ROA #012. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice
ROA #013. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
ROA #014. Anything stolen is pure profit
ROA #015 Acting stupid is often smart
ROA #016. A deal is a deal
ROA #017. A bargain usually isn't
ROA #018. Beware of relatives bearing gifts
ROA #019. Don't lie too soon after a promotion
ROA #019. Satisfaction is not guaranteed
ROA #020. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat
ROA #021. Never place friendship above profit
ROA #022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind
ROA #022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - Rules of Acquisitio
ROA #023. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest
ROA #025. Fear makes a good business partner
ROA #030. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money
ROA #031. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
ROA #033. It never hurts to suck up to the Boss!
ROA #033. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. - Rules of Acquisition
ROA #034 - War is good for business
ROA #035. Peace is good for business
ROA #041. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention
ROA #043. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
ROA #047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own
ROA #047: Don't trust a man with a better suit than you!
ROA #048. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
ROA #057. Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them
ROA #058. Friendship is seldom cheap
ROA #059. Free advice is seldom cheap
ROA #060. Never use credit where your words will do
ROA #061. Never buy what can be stolen
ROA #062. The riskier the road, the greater the profit
ROA #062. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.-Rules of Acquisi
ROA #070. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about
ROA #076. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies
ROA #101. Never do something you can make someone do for you
ROA #102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever. - The Jem'Hadar
ROA #102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever
ROA #103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]
ROA #103. Sleep can interfere... - Rules of Acquisition
ROA #109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
ROA #111. Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them.
ROA #123. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something
ROA #139. Wives Serve, Brothers Inherit
ROA #172. If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it
ROA #185. No good deed goes unpunished
ROA #194. It is always good business to know about new customers befor
ROA #1: Once you have their money...never give it back.
ROA #212. Never give away for free what can be sold
ROA #217. You Can't Free A Fish From Water
ROA #218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much
ROA #22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - Rules of Acquisitio
ROA #285. No good deed ever goes unpunished. - The Collaborator
ROA #286. When Morn leaves, it's all over
ROA #33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. - Rules of Acquisition
ROA #6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA #62.The riskier the road, the greater the profit.-Rules of Acquisi
ROA #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA #7. Keep your ears open. - In the Hands of the Prophets
ROA 001. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ROA 003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 006. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 007. Keep your ears open.
ROA 008. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
ROA 009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA 016. A deal is a deal.
ROA 018. Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
ROA 021. Never place friendship above profit.
ROA 022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
ROA 031. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
ROA 034. War is good for business.
ROA 035. Peace is good for business.
ROA 047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
ROA 048. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
ROA 057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
ROA 059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
ROA 062. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
ROA 075. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
ROA 076. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies.
ROA 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
ROA 10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.
ROA 101. Never do something you can make someone do for you.
ROA 102. Nature decays, latinum last forever.
ROA 103. Sleep could interfere with opportunity.
ROA 103. Sleep can interfere . [cut off]
ROA 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
ROA 11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
ROA 111. Treat people in your debt like family....Exploit Them!
ROA 112. Never have sex with the boss' sister.
ROA 12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
ROA 123. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something.
ROA 13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
ROA 139. Wives Serve, Brothers Inherit.
ROA 14. Anything stolen is pure profit.
ROA 15 Acting stupid is often smart.
ROA 16. A Deal is a Deal.
ROA 17. A bargain usually isn't.
ROA 172. If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.
ROA 18. Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
ROA 185. No good deed goes unpunished.
ROA 19. Don't lie too soon after a promotion.
ROA 194. It is good business to know about new customers
ROA 20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
ROA 21. Never place friendship above profit.
ROA 212. Never give away for free what can be sold.
ROA 214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
ROA 217. You Can't Free A Fish From Water.
ROA 218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
ROA 22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
ROA 23. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.
ROA 25. Fear makes a good business partner.
ROA 285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
ROA 286. When Morn leaves, it's all over.
ROA 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
ROA 3. You can always buy back a lost reputation.
ROA 30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
ROA 31. Never make fun of a Ferengi's Mother.
ROA 33. It never hurts to suck up to the Boss!
ROA 34. War is good for business.
ROA 35. Peace is good for business.
ROA 4. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.
ROA 41. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.
ROA 43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon
ROA 47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
ROA 47. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.
ROA 47: Don't trust a man with a better suit than you!
ROA 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
ROA 5. If you can't break a contract, bend it.
ROA 57. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.
ROA 58. Friendship is seldom cheap.
ROA 59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
ROA 6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
ROA 60. Never use credit where your words will do.
ROA 61. Never buy what can be stolen.
ROA 62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
ROA 7. Keep your ears open.
ROA 70. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about
ROA 75. Home is where the heart is but the stars are made of Latinum.
ROA 76. Every once in a while declare peace - it confuses your enemies
ROA 8. Keep count of your change.
ROA 8. Only a fool passes up a business opportunity.
ROA 9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
ROA#33 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."
ROA#34 - War is good for business.
ROA#35 - Peace is good for business.
ROA#47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
ROA#57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
ROA194. It's always good business to know about new customers before
ROAD CLOSED. Watch out! screech==)-(*&^.. NO BARRIER
ROAD: Roll over and die
ROADRUNNER 486 SX by ACME Computers
ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs.
ROBERTS,STRONG,RAWSON,THOMAS,KIRCHNER,GRUNWALD
ROBES Pierre? With the robes, you know - Tom
ROBO READER does everything but think up new taglines
ROBOCOMM - Because life's too short to dial manually
ROBOCOMM IT!
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
ROBOCOMM and PEPSI....GOTTA HAVE IT!
ROBOCOMM, because life's too short to dial manually.
ROBOCOMM: Now there's even enough time for a QWKie
ROBOHUBBY: Keeps your wife happy while you're online
ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online
ROBONAP - Sleeps FOR you while you're Online!
ROBONAP 1.0: Sleeps for you while you're online.
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
ROBOSEX...Services your wife so you can post..!!
ROBOT ROLL CALL: Cambot...Gypsy...Tom Servo...Crooooow
ROBOTAG: Automatic encrementing tagline 0 000 001
ROBOTS do it mechanically
ROBOWIFE: Sleeps with you while you're online.
ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you!
ROC: Randomize Op Codes
ROC: Rotate Outward from Center
ROCK IS DEAD! Long live paper and scissors!
ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with higher thrust
ROCKET SCIENTISTS do it with thrust.
ROCKY does it in a ring.
ROCKY does it with Bullwinkle.
ROCKY does it with big black men.
ROD: ROtate Diagonally
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFL!! That's a little too Worf for comfort! - Anna Steven
ROFL!! You ol' curmudgeon, that was a _hell_ of an answer.
ROFL(Really Offensive Foul Language)(U KNOW what MAO are!
ROFL: Read Our Flappin' Lips...?
ROFL: Read Our Flashin' Lines...?
ROFL: Really Odd Foreign Language...?
ROFL: Really Old Foreign Literature...?
ROFL: Reams Of Forgettable Learning...?
ROFL: Results Of Fast Living...?
ROFL: Rigors Of Forced Labor...?
ROFL: Roar Of Falling Lean-to...?
ROFLASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat.
ROFLMAO Rolling on the Floor, Laughing My (ACII) Off
ROFLMAO *WMP Same beginning *Wet my pants!
ROFLMAO; Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off!
ROFLMAOSKCAD = ROFL My A$$ Off Slipped Killed the Cat And the Dog
ROFLMAOWPASTC!
ROFLMPO; Rolling on the floor laughing my pants off!
ROGER MOORE - Saint Elsewhere Now
ROGER WATERS IS PINK FLOYD
ROLF Rolling on Linoleum F...whoops, family echo
ROLF Rolling on Linoleum Floor
ROLL TIDE ROLL
ROLLER-SKATERS like to roll around.
ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE does it where they rock.
ROM = Really Old Machine
ROM BIOS Error - Press &lt;F13&gt; to continue.
ROM BIOS Error: Press to continue
ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind.
ROM wasn't built in a day!
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory.
ROM: Running Outta Memory
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
ROM: Read Operator's Mind
ROMANIAN: Sarbatori Fericite. La Multi Ani
RONALD REAGAN - We Are Forever in His Debt
RONALD REAGAN does it for the Gipper.
RONALD REAGAN fell asleep while doing it.
RONALD REAGAN forgot how to do it.
ROO: Rub Out Operator
ROOFERS do it on top
ROOP: Run Out Of Paper
ROOSTERS do it coquettishly
ROPF: Read Other People's Files
ROS: Reject Operating System
ROS: Return On Shield
ROSEANNE ARNOLD does it while singing the National Anthem.
ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component, then whole thing quits
ROSS PEROT does it - it's just that simple.
ROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CR
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTBNAGIC - rolling on the bed naked,and giggling in chains
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTF...................Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFLMAO Rolling On The F&lt;explective deleated&gt; Floor Laughing My A-- Off
ROTFFLMAO-Rolling On The F&lt;expletive deleted&gt; Floor
ROTFFLMAO...Rolling On The F... Floor Laughing My A-- Off
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL Rave on, tofu flinging leeches!
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFL - Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches
ROTFL - Realm of Tofu Flinging Leeches.
ROTFL I was Rolling On The Floor Laughing when someone told me what ROTFL meant
ROTFL my butt off wetting my pants scaring the cat!
ROTFL! I love it! Wonder how it works as a tagline
ROTFL!! Great, Tom! But, I'd never do that to you!
ROTFL-Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFL..... Love it!
ROTFL: Ran Out To Find Lunch.
ROTFL: Rats on Thorazine Feel Lazy
ROTFL: Rave On Tofu-Flinging Leeches: runner-up acronym of recipes echo
ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches
ROTFL: Running out to find lemons.
ROTFL; Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLASTC............ Rolling On The Floor Laughing & Scaring The Cat
ROTFLASTC: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLH Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROTFLMAO&STCTD! Thanks!
ROTFLMAO. Isn't that one of those Teutonic Deities?
ROTFLMAO: Proven far more effective than Thigh Master!
ROTFLMAO:Rolling on the floor, laughing my A** off
ROTFLMAOASTC - Rolling on the floor laughing ... and scaring the cat.
ROTFLMBOWMP&STC: ROTFL my butt off wetting my pants & scaring the cat!
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROTFLSHIWMP Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard I wet my pants!
ROTFLSHMEAB - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard My Eyes Are Bleeding
ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTISSERIE: Ferris wheel for chickens
ROTLF: Rolling On The Laughing Floor: official acronym - Taglines echo.
ROTLF: Rolling on the linoleum, f*cking
ROTM Right On The Money
ROTT splatters the 3D standard with excessive gore!
ROTT: A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of
ROTT: Because we came to have \FUN
ROTT: Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM
ROTT: I'll plugem with my MP40
ROTT: Outta my way, dipstick!
ROTT: Rise of the Triad
ROTT: Super save games designed to make Erik Harris nuts
ROTT: The Vomitorium: So much fun it makes me sick!
ROTT: Thi Barrett says "Why doncha come up and eat lead
ROTT: Wonder what this thi-- woof! Woof woof woof!
ROTT: The Pentium of 3-D multiplayer games
ROUS's? I don't think they exist ÄÄ oooff!
ROWERS do it with a fast drive.
ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) &lt;grin&gt;
ROYAL GUARDS do it in uniforms
RP: Read Printer
RPB: Raise Parity Bits
RPB: Read Print and Blush
RPB: Reverse Parity and Branch
RPC: Rotate Program Counter
RPG Role Playing Game
RPG Famous Last Words: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "A 25th level evil mage? I pinch her butt!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
RPG Famous Last Words: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I don't see any archers..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "I think it's dead..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
RPG Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe now, it's dead..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe, I disarmed the trap."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level."
RPG Famous Last Words: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "This dungeon is a pushover."
RPG Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
RPG Famous Last Words: "This should be easy..."
RPG Famous Last Words: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "What pit?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
RPG Famous Last Words: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
RPG Famous Last Words: 12 Death Knights? I close the door
RPG Famous Last Words: Beholder--beschmolder... Let me at it!
RPG Famous Last Words: C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
RPG Famous Last Words: Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon
RPG Famous Last Words: Don't worry - it doesn't bite
RPG Famous Last Words: Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
RPG Famous Last Words: Forget picking the lock--just attack the door!
RPG Famous Last Words: Forget the Dragon - I wnat that gold
RPG Famous Last Words: Go ahead--I dare you!
RPG Famous Last Words: Have I ever let you down before?
RPG Famous Last Words: Hey, Mr. Dragon - got a light?
RPG Famous Last Words: I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
RPG Famous Last Words: I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
RPG Famous Last Words: I missed with a natural 20?
RPG Famous Last Words: I never heard of a `sword of party slaying.'
RPG Famous Last Words: I take the wizard's wand, and snap it in two.
RPG Famous Last Words: I think the dragon's asleep
RPG Famous Last Words: I thought YOU silenced the guard!
RPG Famous Last Words: I wait until I can see its eyes
RPG Famous Last Words: I'm not afraid
RPG Famous Last Words: It's not poisonous
RPG Famous Last Words: Naw - it's just sleeping
RPG Famous Last Words: Nope. No trap on THIS chest
RPG Famous Last Words: Stand back you wimps - *I* will kill it!
RPG Famous Last Words: That's its 9th attack, can I draw my sword now?
RPG Famous Last Words: The DM's an idiot.
RPG Famous Last Words: Then we just clip this little wire here
RPG Famous Last Words: Watch me moon that werewolf
RPG Famous Last Words: We aren't lost!
RPG Famous Last Words: We really won't need a Cleric anyway.
RPG Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them
RPG Famous Last Words: What's that green stuff drippin' from the
RPG Famous Last Words: Where do you want me to sign that contract?
RPG Famous Last Words: Why bother checking for traps?
RPG Famous Last Words: Why's the GM smiling?
RPG Famous Last Words: You don't look so tough
RPG Famous last words: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
RPG Famous last words: "The GM won't let us die!"
RPG Player's Last Words: "The DM's an idiot."
RPG Proverb: don't go down innocent looking corridors.
RPG Quote: "Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?"
RPG Quote: "Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways."
RPG Quote: "But I don't have 30 hit points left. DEAD?!? Oh."
RPG Quote: "Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!"
RPG Quote: "Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure."
RPG Quote: "We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink."
RPG Quote: "We were surprised by a 55' dinosaur in an empty field?"
RPG Quote: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
RPG Quote: "What do you mean I missed with a natural 20?"
RPG Quote: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"
RPG Rule of Thumb: Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
RPG Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
RPG Rule: +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small.
RPG Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
RPG Treasure: +3 Dwarven Thrower - magical hammer that hurls dwarves.
RPG and ICN: another therapy for chaotic and frustrated Nederland.
RPG: An excuse to have arguments with imaginary weapons.
RPGNet - The Dedicated RPG Mail Network, Check It Out
RPI The modem virus you can't erase.
RPI - Really Poor Idea
RPI - Repulsive, Putrid, and Icky!
RPI = (R)eally (P)oor (I)dea
RPI = Rip Off
RPI = Rip Off ...
RPI Modems = (R)eally (P)oor (I)dea
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159
RPI: From the same company that brought you the Challenger and B-1!!
RPM: Read Programmer's Mind
RPN with it do PROGRAMMERS FOURTH.
RPO: Read and Punch Operator
RPSW: Randomize Program Status Word
RPU: Read character and Print Upsidedown
RR 1.60 P002030: !RRRRRRRrrrrrrrr - RRev up with RoseReader!
RRAAAAWWWRRR!
RRC: Rotate Random thru Carry
RRR = Tags from "Rock & Roll Racing" game
RRR: Randomly Rotate Register
RRR: Read Record and Run away
RRRL: Random Rotate Register Left
RRRR: Random Rotate Register Right
RRSGWSSNK: Round and Round She Goes, Where She Stops, Nobody Knows
RRSTC: Return on Ruby Slippers Triple-Click
RRT - Read Random Tracks (Irish Assembler)
RRT: Record and Rip Tape
RRWARARRHHG!! - Wookie Proverb
RRecipes are like cats. You just think that they're yours
RS232...R2D2's first cousin.
RS232C brain with a DIN connector.
RS: Random Slew
RSC: Rewind System Clock
RSD: on Read error Self-Destruct
RSN Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RSN....................Real Soon Now
RSN; Real Soon Now
RST: Rewind and Stretch Tape
RSTOM: Read from STore-Only Memory
RSpVaMNTtatoHRWBH
RT: Reduce Throughput
RT: Reduce Throughput
RTF (Rich Text Format): It costs alot and that is why it
RTFM
RTFM Read The [Fine] Manual (or message)
RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual
RTFM Read The Friggin' Manual
RTFM Read The "Fabulous" Manual
RTFM Read The "Fine" Manual
RTFM Read The F(riendly) Manual :-X
RTFM !!!
RTFM - Resume Tantrum, Forget Manual!
RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
RTFM - it's the computer manuals I hate!
RTFM is a four-letter word!
RTFM-Read The "Fabulous" Manual
RTFM-unless it's from Chuck Forsberg
RTFM: "The Joy of Sex."
RTFM: It's not just an acronym, it's the law!
RTFM: Responding To Fine Messages.
RTFM: "The Joy of Sex."
RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate.
RTFM: Rounding-up Taglines For Myra.
RTFM: Rounding-up recipes For Myra.
RTFM; Read The Fine/something Manual
RTFM? As if I didn't have enough to do!
RTFM? I'm too busy trying to make this thing work!
RTFM? NO! Call author at home - at night!
RTFM? You've got to be kidding.
RTFM? And spoil all the fun?
RTFM? I can't *LIFT* the thing!
RTFM? I can't even LIFT it!
RTFM? What do I raise the monitor with then?
RTFM?!? But I can't even _find_ TFM!!
RTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTMFRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFMRTFM
RTFS (Read the F#@% source code).
RTKBA Prescription-Take 2 assault rifles and you won't need to call me
RTP: Reduce ThroughPut
RTS: Return To Sender
RTS: Rewind Tape and Shred
RU A GURL??!!?? L8ER DUDETTE!!?
RU-486 = "Are You For Stiffin The Kid?"
RU-486, Intel 486: Alternatives in birth control
RU-486, Isn't that the new PC chip developed at Rutgers?
RU-486? No, I'm still running an 80286/16
RU-486? RU CRAZY?
RU486: new CPU with modified (R)etry (C)ancel (A)BORT!
RU486DX - Abortion pill with math co-processor.
RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill.
RU4REAL: Are you for real?
RUAG8D8: Are you a great date?
RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken
RUBBISH COLLECTORS do it by emptying their sacks.
RUBZ2NT: Are you busy tonight?
RUBZ: Are you busy?
RUDOLPH - Our Deer Departed
RUGBY : One of the few things New Zealanders *can* do
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with leather balls
RUGBY PLAYERS do it with their hookers.
RULE #1:Don't sweat the small stuff. RULE #2: It's all small stuff. - Mantell
RULE #2: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate.
RULE 1 : The only one you can trust is yourself
RULE OF ACQUISITION 345: Take the money and run!
RULES: English is the official language.
RULES? There ain't no rules in a knife fi&lt;GOOMPH&lt;
RULES? We don't NEED no stinking RULES!
RUM.INI not found, RASTA.COM not loaded.
RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
RUMOR: Windows 95 was originally downloaded from the Borg
RUMOR: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
RUMOR: David Copperfield got AIDS from doing MAGIC
RUMOR: [n] A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs
RUMRS2: Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2).
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! MONTY PYTHON
RUN TIME ERROR: All out of Taglines
RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp!
RUNNERS do it with vigor
RUNNERS get into more pants
RUNTIME ERROR Should I walk? (Y/N)...
RUNTIME ERROR 103 CAPITAL HEAD QUARTERS!
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
RUNTIME ERROR!!!! SysOp having too much fun
RUNTIME ERROR!!!! SysOp having too much fun...&lt;G&gt;
RUNVUS: Are you envious?
RUSH (noun): Conservative adrenalin.
RUSH -- A liberal's four letter word!!!
RUSH : the William Tell of Truth-always on Target
RUSH IS RIGHT! Well, _almost_ always, but he sure isn't LEFT!
RUSH LIMBAUGH - "You People Are So Lucky that I'm HERE
RUSH LIMBAUGH - E.I.B. (Excellence In Broad-casket)
RUSH LIMBAUGH FAN! DITTOs TO YOU DITTO HEADS OUT THERE!!
RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DISGUISE
RUSH LIMBAUGH: An example of why some animals eat their young.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: So conservative he has two rights sides.
RUSH Limbaugh and Dan Quayle in 1996!
RUSH Limbaugh..the only voice of sanity in America today!
RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH
RUSH agrees with ME
RUSH(n): Name for someone who thinks he's always right
RUSH: (R)adically (U)ptight (S)ecret (H)omophobe (Limbaugh)
RUSH: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
RUSSIA: USSAren't
RUSSIAN TENNIS SHOES: IVAN ODOR(l)
RUSSIAN VASECTOMIES by I. Kutchakokoff
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
RUSSIAN: Pozdrevly ayu sprazdnikom Rozhdestva Khristova is Novim Godom
RUSSIAN: person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
RUSTY BEDSPRINGS by I. P. Nitely
RUn home children, before it gets dark. -- The Crow
RVAC: Return from VACation
RWC: ReWind and Crash heads
RWCR: ReWind Card Reader
RWD: Rewind Disk
RWE: Run Without Error
RWF: Read Wrong File
RWT: Read/Write while stretching Tape
R\C Pilots do it by radio control!
R\C Pilots do it with a long antenna
Ra Ra Ra! Wrap'em up, Wrap'em Up, Egyptian High!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
RaPunzel - a female punster with very long hair
Raaspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!
Rabbit au gratin de gelatine under tooled leather... drool, drool!
Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
Rabbit pellets nourish the globe - Joel on seeds
Rabbit stew for dinner...it seems more than one of us can split hares!
Rabbit, n. - A timid, cute and nourishing little animal
Rabbit, phasers are for kids.
Rabbits dance at the funeral of the lion
Rabbits do it repeatedly.
Rabbits may multiply but only a snake can be an adder.
Rabbits reproduce like taglines.
Rabbits' feet are lucky?!? Tell that to the rabbit!
Rabbits. With big guns. And good aim. -- Mike Nelson
Rabbits...With big guns...And good...aim - Mike
Rabbitt Season-Duck Season-Tourist Season-Liberals ????
Rabk Xeros: we taught the world to copy, not cheat
Raccoon taught curiosity to the cat... as a joke.
Raccoon taught curiosity to the cat... as a joke.
Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!
Race Wheels spelled backwards be Race Wheels.
Race car drivers DO IT at high speeds
Race car drivers do it at high speeds.
Race car drivers do it while shifting
Race it 'till it breaks, fix it, do it again!
Race to the Outhouse by Willy Makeit and Betty Dont
Race track: The place where windows clean people
Race you down, Grandpa! - Deedee I'm not Grandpa! - Old Dexter (DL)
Race you to the raft!
RaceNet - The Electronic Speedway!
Racecar drivers don't retire. They just make looong pitstops
Racedrivers don't retire, they just change gear
Racenet, catch the wave.úùøùú..úùøùú..úùøùú..úùøùú
Racers do it in the DIRT!
Racers do it with speed.
Racers like to come in first.
Racers slide it in deeper and bring it out harder
Rachel L Akers for Moderator in OZ Humour
Racial characteristics: violently loud alcoholic roughnec
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
Racial pride is alright, unless your a white male, then it's racism.
Racial quotas (are) one of the worst evils of racist regimes.
Racin' better than sex cause you get kissed by the snap on tool girls at
Racin' is better than sex 'cause you get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools
Racin' vs sex .. you get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.
Racin' vs sex .. you're not expected to DO IT 5 minutes later
Racing better than sex cause once you're done you're not asked to repeatR
Racing car drivers with laryngitis have hoarsepower.
Racing down, a river, from the past.-RUSH
Racing fifty yards with a pregnant woman, he'd come in third.
Racing is better than sex... It's no problem to get men to wear helmets.
Racing is better than sex... The faster you are the better it is.
Racing is better than sex... You get a kiss from Ms. Snap On Tools.
Racing is better than sex...cause the faster you are the better it is.
Racing is kind of like breathing you either can or you can'tR
Racing to the Restroom by Willie Makit
Racing toys for older boys!
Racing vs sex .. it's no problem to get men to wear helmets.
Racing vs sex .. the faster you are the better it is.
Racing vs sex .. you can blame the pit crew for poor performance
Racing: Popular nautical contact sport.
Racism - Random acts of blindness.
Racism hurts everyone.
Racism is just a pigment of the imagination.
Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice.
Racism: Belief in the 100-yard dash.
Racism=Ignorance,Ignorance=Hatred,Hatred=Distruction:Oklahoma City,OK.
Racist (RAY sist) n. 1. Liberal for "I disagree with you on that."
Racist (n): anyone who's winning an argument with liberals.
Racist is Politically Correct. Politically Correct is racist.
Racist leaders live off the fatheads of the land.
Racist, sexist, anti-gay, born again bigots, go away.
Racist: Someone who argues with a liberal.
Rack my brain to try to remember your name -Floyd
Rack, n. - A machine for stretching the truth
Racketeering: Dennis Court
Rackware companies start when file leeches grow up
Racoon Boy - Tom on cheesy gibbon makeup
Racquetball players DO IT with blue balls.
Racquetball players do it off the wall.
Racuna ON,racuna ONA,ONO je greska u racunu.
Rad Techs know ALL the positions
Radar about to be jammed! - Barf
Radar about to be...JAMMED!!
Radar repaired sir. We're picking up the outline of a... Winabego?
Radar will decide who sleeps with whom. - Col. Henry Blake
Radar, can you be twice as scared? - Col. Potter
Radar, stop working yourself into a froth over nothing. - Hawkeye
Radar, watch the road. I'll do the smelling. -- Hawkeye
Radar, why are you waking my feet? - Hawkeye
Radar, you're talking in our sleep. - Trapper
Radar, you've got class coming out of each belly button. - Hawkeye
Radar: ECHO) ECHO)) ECHO))) ECHO)))) ECHO)))))
Radar? For a Dragon? Why?
Radar? Who's he? He who? (whom, you idiot!)
Radi bolje ako ga ukljucis.
Radiating from the dark side of Mongol
Radiation leak already at terminal level. - Link
Radiator Shop: The best place in town to take a leak.
Radical meanies, reactionary meanies Thank God for liberals.
Radical right family values are hatred and bigotry
Radical: A conservative out of a job.
Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours
Radical: anyone whose opinion differs from mine.
Radicalism: The conservatism of tomorrow injected into the affairs of today. -- Ambrose Bierce
Radically taken out of context in order to use tagline.
Radicchio: Italian for "tastes so bad even starving goats spit it out."
Radicitus, comes!
Radio 98RDU We got a fax!; _AND_ a photocopier!!
Radio CFI-CARE!
Radio Engineers do it till it MegaHertz.
Radio Engineers do it with Frequency.
Radio Free Rush: 15.420 Mhz
Radio Free Taglines
Radio KALI -- All Thuggee, all the time.
Radio KPLA: All Klingon opera, all the time.
Radio Korea - the original seoul music station!
Radio Operators Use Their Antennas in SPECIAL ways!!!
Radio Shack--Yesterday's technology tommorow!
Radio Shack: An electricians heaven!!!
Radio WYMI: The all-philosophy radio station.
Radio Waves...Just a Freq of Nature!
Radio amateurs DO IT with two meters.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Radio control is cooool, heh heh heh heh
Radio engineers DO IT till it megahertz
Radio engineers DO IT with frequency.
Radio is a broken TV set.
Radio is the last refuge for bad music. [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
Radio men do it with frequency until it Hertz.
Radio newscasters do it every hour.
Radio playing our favorite song.
Radio talk show hosts DO IT with a microphone
Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling - Rush Limbaugh
Radio-active Halibut? Oh, you mean fission chips!
Radio/Broadcasting Students do it till it Mega-Hertz!
Radio: A TV set with a burnt out picture tube
Radioactive Giant Space Hamster.
Radioactive Halibut makes great fission chips!
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
Radioactive Homer: "Must destroy mankind... (looks at watch) Oooh, lunchtime!"
Radioactive Zombie Porn Stars - On the next Geraldo!
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Radioactive cats have 18 half -lives
Radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives.
Radioactive halibut is good for fission chips
Radioactive halibut makes fission chips.
Radioactive kats have 18 half-lives
Radioactive: individual who can't work without music.
Radioactivecats are very, very HOT!
Radioactivity -- it's in the air for you and me
Radioactivity Fades Your Genes.
Radiocasters DO IT in the air
Radiocasters do it in the air.
Radiodling: Singing along with your car radio.
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio.
Radiologist - a doctor with an interest in radios.
Radiologists can see right through you.
Radiologists do it with high frequency.
Radiology appointments are always catch as CAT scan.
Radios will fail as soon as you need air support
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. 'Murphy
Radishes make me burp! - Tom
Raditi raditi i samo raditi a onda crci!
Radix lecti (Couch potato)
Radovane, Radovane, zemlja ti se radovala!
Raduje me vrlo prerezano grlo
Rael, Imperial Aerosol Kid.
Raffi raffi bo baffi bananamana mo maffi fe fi fo faffi RAFFI!!!
Rafters DO IT with long, hard strokes.
Rafters do it in holes.
Rag Doll, daddy's little cutie!
Rag doll, baby wont you do me/like you've done before
Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off.
Rage against the drawing of the light
Rage unfocused is Rage lost. -- Jalisha, Black Fury
Rage. Rage! RAGE!!! -- Mari Cabrah, Black Fury
Raging Hormones are LEGAL defense for woman to murder.
Raging at unreachable glory
Raging at unreachable glory, straining at invisible chains RUSH
Raiden Immortal? I don't think so! - Homey the Fatality
Raidoactive Hallibut makes Fission Chips
Rail at a liar. The Palindromic Pig
Rail conductors do it with a punch.
Railroad engineers are on the right track
Railroaders do it with with knuckles
Rails - - NOT Trails
Railway crossing accident; GM versus Ford. Score: GM 1, Ford 0.
Railway crossing are *OBVIOUSLY* No Parking Zones!!!
Rain - Nature like man, sometimes weeps for gladness
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
Rain gives dead people something to gripe about.
Rain is caused by moist air and weekends.
Rain is just God peeing on you.
Rain is nature's way of saying "I'm sorry."
Rain is saved up in cloud banks
Rain or shine, I'm happiest when I'm with Tuxedo Mask
Rain sucks! huh huh huh
Rain! Burt Lancaster
Rain: The gods are washing their windows
Rainbow In The Dark -- Dio
Rainbow Moon Heart Ache!
Rainbow Moon Heart Ache! - Sailor Moon
Rainbow Surfin...on the Rainbow Connection!!!
Rainbows apologize for angry skies.
Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists.
Rainforests are the womb of life - so let's screw 'em!
Raining Cats and Dogs is better than hailing Taxis!
Raining Cats and Dogs? Don't step in any poodles!
Raining blood under a lacerated sky
Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
Rainy days & automatic weapons always get me down
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down... - Carpenters
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Raise Shields - What shields?
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.
Raise nae mair deils than ye're able to lay.- Old Scot Sayin
Raise one ship in the alpha quadrant and it has to be a Romulan
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress
Raise taxes $400, why that's only 2 of my haircuts!
Raise the f#@&lt;ing Sheilds!
Raise up an army, O God
Raise you hand for more gun control-- "Seig Heil!"
Raise your IQ - eat gifted children.
Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans.
Raise your IQ: eat gifted children
Raise your glass for the comrades we've lost.
Raise your hand for more gun control -- "Seig Heil!"
Raise your right hand if you like the French . . . Raise both hands if you are French.
Raised by humans
Raised by humans
Raised by psychopathic werewolves
Raisin - A worried grape
Raising Flowers By Hand - By Flo Wrist
Raising Kids Is Like Trying To Heard Cats.
Raising Kids is like herding cats
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Raising children is like herding cats.
Raising children is like nailing a poached egg to a tree!
Raising electric eels has lots of current popularity
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Raising pet electric eels has lots of current popularity.
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current pop
Raising taxes won't help, we're all unemployed stupid
Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument.
Raisins are just humiliated grapes
Raisins murdered! Cereal Killer? Film at 11
Raisins: prunes on steroids.
Raisins: prunes for midgets.
Rajske zmije, u svoju odbranu, jos uvek cute?
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Ralph Kramden uses Norton Utilities.
Ralph Snart for President!
Ralph Wiggum: "It says, 'I choo-choo-choose you!' and it has a picture of a train! Hee-hee-hee!!"
Ralph is ralphing! - Tom
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough. --Bart Simpson.
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry
Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!
Ralph: This is the most inefficient ship I've seen
Ram Cache: Where the sheep hide their money
Ram Disk ?? Ram it Where ? With what ? Will it work then
Ram disk is NOT an install function.
Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day
Ram's Bladder Cup. Now, what sort of confectionery is that?
Rama Lama Fa Fa Fa!
Ramble on
Ramble on.....
Rambling Violation Detected! GAG.COM not found! Motor Mouth Halted!
Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this!&lt;BANG&gt;&lt;BANG&gt;&lt;BANG&gt;
Rambo, Rauma Mail Box
Rambo, what mean...expendable?
Rambos have their brains in their barrels.
Ramdrive mated with a ewedrive - lambdrive
Rameses Niblick III, Ker-plunk, Ker-plunk, Whoops Where's My Thribble?
Ramirez was an effete snob. - The Kurgan
Ramirez's blade didn't cut deep enough. - Connor MacLeod
Ramming the cucumber firmly home with a mallet
Ramoth and Mnementh are here!
Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party
Rampant phone call action! - Mike
Rampant phone call action! -- Mike Nelson
Rampart how do you read? Uh, never got past 3d grade -Tom
Rampton's Restroom
Ramshackle: Chain used to tie up a male sheep
Ran out of recipes: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Ran out of sick days..so I'm calling in dead.
Ran out of taglines: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.
Rancor Collections Inc.: "You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE."
Rancor in a box: Insert lightsaber for 10 character points.
Rancor in a box: Insert lightsaber for 10 experience points
Rancorous? Did you honestly use the word `rancorous'? -- Blink
Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg.
Rand, I'm a little worried by that wicked gleam in your eye
Randall Flagg, the dark Santa, in his National Guard sleigh
Randall Flagg, the dark man, strode south on US 51... - The Stand
Randall Markus has been caught cheating on taglines again
Randall Markus writes the best taglines, but humans need pictures
Randall at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines
Randall has been caught cheating on taglines again
Randall knows Taglines!
Randall must be a great guy. Just look at his wonderful taglines!
Randall's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Randall's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour
Randist: It's your choice whether the glass is empty or full.
Random (Def.): We don't UNDERSTAND the pattern!
Random = Uncategorized Tags
Random Access Memory (RAM) - When it feels like it
Random Main Message Above Added to Default Tagline Here [end program]
Random Number Seed - enter any 12-digit prime number to start game.
Random Ray strikes again :&gt;
Random Tagline (interrupt). Tap 2 green to chuckle
Random access is the optimum of the mass storages.
Random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty
Random answers are my specialty!
Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb blond looks: Free
Random bombing should do the trick... -- Tom Servo
Random car directing! - Tom
Random car directing! -- Tom Servo
Random chance seems to have operated in our favor. - Spock
Random dropouts courtesy of TELECOM AUSTRALIA.
Random is as random does.
Random numbers are too important to be left to chance.
Random order = oxymoron
Random order is an oxymoron.
Random tagline deleted, 'cause it was dirty!
Random tagline function is inoperable
Random tagline made up so as not to get kicked off the echo.
Random thought...okay, I'm done.
Random, n.: As in number, predictable. As in memory access, unpredictable
Random: Deterministic in a way I can't determine
Randomly Operational Memory
Randomly insult the people around you
Randy Ever wonder what the other 0.56% of Ivory soap is?
Randy Flagg is going to be a da-da. - R.F
Randy Stonehill on espresso: "Out on the Wired Frontier."
Randy only uses Blue Wave on days that end with a "Y".
Randy's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired for about $20.00!
Randy's one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
Randy, this post was so different and funny that I've gone ahead and
Randy: How's it feel to be a hundred and two Paps? Grandpa: Shoot me
Range: 28 NM beyond point where all tanks fill with air
Rangers In The Night - By Forrest Fyar
Rangers To Test Peeters For Rust
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
Rangers not trained by the Elves just aren't the same
Rangers won the Cup - someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
Rank does not confer privlege or give power. It imposes responsibility. --- Peter Ducker
Rank hath its privileges and all that... &lt;eg&gt; - Anna Steven
Rank hath its priviliges. Kirk
Rank means nothing if you're not the Captain
Rank: Serial No:*
Ranked in accordance with Winslow Tagline Rate-O-Meter(tm).
Rankin vaihe viinanpoltossa on ohi
Ranma 1/2 Song - "I'm half the man I used to be..."
Ranma and Akane went up the hill, to fetch a pail
Ranma and Akane went up the hill, to fetch a pail of... YEA RIGHT
Ranma and I are of one mind and one body! - Pig-Tailed Gi
Ranma got run over by a reindeero
Ranma of Borg has this uncanny ability to change to a human
Ranma, if you're going to sneak into a girl's room, do it quietly
Ranma: I'm a girl already so I don't care
Ranma: I'm not a bowl of instant noodles, you know!
Ranma: Look at me you idiot, I'm a guy! Oh no!
Ranma: Oink oink to you too
Ranma: Omee, kawaikunee n da yo!
Ransom demand will be met. Just return the coffee pot.
Rap .. the Special Olympics of music.
Rap DOES have a purpose - it makes disco sound good
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron
Rap Music is a contradiction in terms.
Rap _IS_ music ... bad music.
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine.
Rap is to music what Windows 3.1 is to operating systems
Rap is to music what traffic court is to justice.
Rap is to music, as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Rap is to white people what muzak is to black people.
Rap makes me miss disco
Rap music
Rap music = oxymoron
Rap music is Oxymoron
Rap music is an oxymoron. Anyone listening to it is just a Moron.
Rap music, yet another oxymoron.
Rap music? Whaddya mean, "music"?
Rap myth #46: All rappers have no problem getting la*d
Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popco
Rap!?! I thought we were talking about MUSIC.
Rap: bad poetry put to a continous drum solo.
Rap: nature's way of redistributing bad taste
Rape *decreased* by 33%, from 1973-1988.
Rape In The Gas Station - By Who Pumped Ethyl
Rape at the Gas Station by Who Pumped Ethal
Rape is unwanted sex----Men can be raped!
Rape no good Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down
Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq!
Rape, loot, pillage, burn, but all in moderation
Raphael Raven here! Caww! - R. Raven
Raphael the Raven and Shy-Guy are no longer bewitched!
Rapid transit
Rapido, seguro, Y economical
Rapier fighters DO IT with longer thrusts.
Rapist: A man who has the sexual morals of a woman.
Raptor * And you thought you were tough!
Raptor: And you thought DOOM would wear out your mouse?
Raptor: Because gun control doesn't apply to PC games!
Raptor: Bird of prey.
Raptor: Blink and you may miss something!
Raptor: Do NOT put quarters in the floppy drive!
Raptor: Ever been beat up by a cow?
Raptor: Fly High and Fly Safe!
Raptor: It doesn't get any better than this
Raptor: Keeping the munitions plants running overtime!
Raptor: Lay on the fire button with reckless abandon!
Raptor: More explosions per minute than any other game!
Raptor: No finesse required. Just lots of ammo!!
Raptor: So much destruction it will fry your brain
Raptor: The game of skilled destruction!!
Raptor: The game of skilled, total destruction
Raptor: The new name in Carnage and Mass Obliteration
Raptor: The strong shall survive and the weak shall die
Raptor: The ultimate game of Skill and Survival
Raptor: This ain't no dinosaur game!
Raptor: Unlimited ammo, cause there's no time to reload
Raptor: When in doubt.....FIRE!!
Raptor: You will crash & burn. Count on it
Raptorlo sa raptor
Raptus regaliter
Rapunzel, Rapunzel! - By Harris Long
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, download your hair
Rare Book: One that comes back after you've lent it.
Rare Steak ---> One that costs less than $20.00
Rare crunchy British dragons are made from aluminum foil.
Rare crunchy British dragons are made from aluminum foil.
Rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place.
Rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place. &lt;E. Jong&gt;
Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales. -Byron J. Langenfeld
Rare steak
Rare steak
Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.
Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking
Rarity: A politician who thinks you should keep your own money.
Rascal, am I? Take THAT! -- Errol Flynn
Rascality has limits:stupidity has not. N. Bonaparte
Rascality has limits; stupidity has none -- Napoleon
Rash Decisions I Have Made - By X. M. Ah
Rash of Cow Tipping Baffles Police
Raspberry jam found on CD-ROM discs. Delete children (Y/N) ?
Raspberry! There is only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!
Raspituju se kod seljaka gde ima fazana.
Rasputin and my wife are lovers, said Nicholas bizarrely.
Rasta - the Michelangelo of deviant behavior.
Rasta doesn't bite &lt;chomp&gt; Ok, so he lies too!
Rasta is programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
Rasta's Ladies' Shavers: I liked the legs so much, I bought the company!
Rasta's Lick-A-Chick Moustache Rides - $ 10.00 a crack!
Rasta's Pubic Hair Designs" A clean shave, with lots of attention !
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Check out our value combo's.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Drive through service available.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: Where our secret sauce isn't a secret for long.
Rasta's Sex Clinic: You stroke it, we poke it.
Rasta's Sexual Healing Center: Your Satisfaction or your virginity back.
Rasta's my sweetie and he always has my pillow fluffed-Ms. Sleepwalker
Rasta, have you been sniffing the Ganja again?
Rasta- I have something to say; got a few hours?
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this sh*t
Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this ****.
Rastafarianism: (def) Let's smoke this s**t?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t!
Rat Patrol. In color - Tom on desert scene
Rat Race, n. - The problem is that the rats are winning
Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Rat je mir, Sloboda je ropstvo, Neznanje je moc = 1984
Rat. Tat. Tat. Tat. - Tom boredly as gun shoots
Rate of compaction seems constant. - Spock
Rate yourself as a programmer on a scale of 0 to F
Rated G=Guns, Rated PG=Plenty of Guns, Rated PG-13=More than 12 guns
Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists
Rated PG-13 for its graphic description of reality.
Rated R - for saying "±±±±" in the tagline
Rather be anatomically than politically correct
Rather be roadkill than listen to this - Tom as squirrel
Rather have a bottle in fronta me than have to have a frontal lobotomy
Rather have a dragon or a virgin on call?
Rather see two men holding guns than holding hands?
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. - H Thoreau
Rather than men in my life, I prefer life in my men.-Mae West
Rati - Goddess of Erotic Delight
Rating System: S = Silly, VS = Very Silly, SML = Shirley MacLaine. PJ
Rating women on the Budweiser scale; the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull you off her
Ratings Not Responding - (A)dd sex, (C)hange timeslot, (B)lame Worf
Ratio omnia vincit (perhaps)
Ration government, not medicine!
Rational information in arguments not permitted here.
Rational responses force a change of plans.: Rush
RationalRomanticMysticCynicalIdealist
Rationalist: Education = man achieving potential
Rationalizing dishonesty doesn't turn it into honesty
Rationed Thought, n. - What's taught at most universities nowadays
Rats 'n'......so many rats, you forget the fiber
Rats drown in Wordstar
Rats have rights!
Rats live on no evil star.
Rats prefer communism because they sometimes run out of rat poison
Rats with wings do your thing! - Penguin
Rats! *NARF* We're not rats! Pinky
Rats! I had another thought but it died of loneliness!
Rats! Missed another Kodak moment
Rats! The cat got my mouse!
Rats! *NARF* We're not rats! - Pinky
Rats! I had another thought but it died of loneliness!
Rats! My fiwer must have slipped
Rats!! I woke up!! I swear this happens to me everyday. Garfield
Rats, I deleted all my tags with
Rats. I can't tell my gum from my silly putty. - Calvin
Rats. All my best taglines are on my other computer
Rats. I can't tell my gum from my silly putty
Rats...you recognized the line
Rats: mice with extremely bad attitudes.
Rats? I don't recommend them. - Louis - Interview
Ratta tat tat, Never hesitate to put a nigga on his back
Rattlesnakes refuse to bite lawyers. Professional courtesy.
Rattlesnakes won't bite lawyers. Professional courtesy
RavE FoR EveR
Ravage, Pillage, Plunder, maim and put big hickeys on the fair damsels
Rave (slang) - Amazing what drugs and no sense of self-preservation can do
Rave on, Joel Robinson! -- Crow T. Robot
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Ravens: Proof that Harley-Davidson designs better bikes than uniforms! *
Ravens: Proof that Harley-Davidson shouldn't design emblems! *
Ravers are like roaches! Drugs don't seem to affect them.
Raving beauty: A girl who finishes last in a beauty contest
Raw Data: A naked android.
Raw cookie dough
Raw cookie dough. YUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Raw uranium gives you atomic ache
Rawboot? What that? Ayla don't know. - Ayla
Rawk Und Role iz Hear Two SLAY!!!! -- Bloody Spleen
Ray Charles is outta sight!
Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby.
Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end. - Brian Johnston, BBC Radio
Ray Liotta's a Fisherman's Gentleman
Ray Oliver has been caught cheating on recipes again.
Ray Tracer bei der Verfolgung eines verdaechtigen Li
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon.
Ray's Hangover Cure: Stay drunk!
Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe
Ray's like Howard Hughes...the mystery is half the fun. &lt;G&gt; -Judy H
Ray, giving the Dirty Pair the Wave Motion Cannon was a BAD idea.
Ray, may I have one of your teeth, please? -- Beakman
Ray, take care of this!
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES! - Winston Zeddmore
Ray-traces and Fractals: Art for propeller-heads
Ray-tracing: What you see is based on how long you wait.
Rayban:Not a pair of sunglasses but a directive from the DS9 moderator
Rayburn's Rule: If you want to get along, go along.
Rayce, The Choice Of ParaMoGnuMorph Generation
Raymond Burr the Maine.
Raymond Engelbrecht said this to All Re: Bug in Describe!
Raytraces & Fractals & Beer...Oh My!!!
Razendflitsenfrissendsnelvibrerendkoelkoelkoelsissende
Razors pain you;
Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided.
Re - Bobbitt: Imagine being the person who actually found *it*?
Re Becca J. Huggins > Behave yourself, to me!
Re Becca J. Huggins > KJV BIBLE Reads: John 26:50 Jesus Call'd Judas His Friend! Amen!!!!!
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert
Re vera, potas bene
Re-Elect Nobody
Re-elect Clinton-Gore, and their husbands.
Re-elect Jimmy Carter! The best President Panama ever had.
Re-engage lurker mode... &lt;Lurker mode on&gt;
Re-establish the Bear Flag Republic!
Re-industrialize the USA
Re-instatement of the X-files must be undeniable. - Mulder
Re-introduce the MEXICAN GREY WOLF
Re-organization implies an existing 'organization'
Re-use, Re-cycle, Re-fuse
Re: *Some Fave* Tags 1/3
Re: Babylon 5 Taglines 2/2
Re: Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0
Re: Prowrite & BW
Re:Quayle I will not trade pants with others.
RePentium: The replacement chip for the Pentium
Reach Amarillo by morning
Reach a new consciousness level. Listen daily to the MahaRushi
Reach for the heavens And hope for the future In all that we can be Not what we are. - John Denver
Reach for the sky! - Woody
Reach into the cosmic consciousness of your race
Reach out & GREP someone!
Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!!
Reach out an touch some lesbians!
Reach out and BYTE someone!
Reach out and GRAB someone!
Reach out and crush someone. We're the Phone Company.
Reach out and grep someone.
Reach out and offend someone!
Reach out and take-take-take it... - Cheap Trick
Reach out and touch a lesbian!
Reach out and touch someone - just be careful where.
Reach out and touch someone and you'll get your face slapped.
Reach out and touch someone, just be careful where you touch her!
Reach out and touch someone; they might like you!
Reach out with the Force... reach out and touch someone! - AT&T Kenobi
Reach out your hands, I'm just a step away.
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Reach up as far as you can & God will reach down the rest of the way.
Reached beer d/l limit must u/l now.
Reached, surpassed, the level of my own incompetance.
Reaction isn't action--that is it isn't truly creative. &lt;E. Janeway&gt;
Reaction level's much too high / I can do without the stimuli
Reactor closed. Gone fission.
Reactor error - core dumped!
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton.
Read "The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh" - by A.A. Gates.
Read "The Book Of Dzyan" for new insights into theosophy.
Read "The Book Of Eibon" for new insights in paleontology.
Read "The Pnakotic Manuscripts" for lost histories.
Read "The R'lyeh Text" for new insights into theology.
Read "The Revelations Of Glaaki" to learn true pragmatism.
Read 'em and weep.
Read 'em the CD ROM Riot Act!
Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128
Read *my* lips: NO TAXES.
Read Chapter 1. Quiz on Monday!
Read Ludvig Prin's "De Vermis Mysteriis" to learn of life and death.
Read My Ears
Read My Lips! No New Taglines
Read My Lips! No New recipes.
Read My Lips: Hamerf, snifrt hiser arachnt olrf - Clinton
Read My Lips: No Nude Texans (Bush corrects himself)
Read My Teeth! No New Tarpits! - Barney Bush
Read THE Enviro-Bible: "Silent Spring" by Rachael Carson!
Read The Fantastic Manual and I'm sure you'll find RTFM
Read This Or Be Afflicted By An Ancient Gypsy Curse (RTOBABAAGC)
Read Von Juntz's "Unausprechlichen Kulten" for interesting philosophy.
Read WHAT docs??
Read WHAT docs?????????
Read Widely - Think Critically - Speak with Wisdom
Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored
Read a R.A.T.phile today!
Read a cold, Write a feverÿÿ
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman!
Read all about it in black and white
Read all you want...I'll write more!
Read and obey, or flee before the &lt;spack&gt; gets too thick
Read any good T-shirts lately?
Read any good haiku lately?
Read any good recipes lately?
Read any good taglines lately?
Read any good taglines recently?
Read backwards for hidden Satanic messages.
Read books : There is no tax on it as of now!
Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening.
Read fast! Message transmitted at 14.4k bps
Read health books with care - you might die of a misprint.
Read into the Record: Something put before Congress that
Read it and weep...if you want on HF, you gotta BEEP!!!
Read it backwards: A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!
Read it backwards: Dennis and Edna sinned
Read it backwards: God lived as a devil dog
Read it backwards: Never odd or even
Read it backwards: Niagara, o roar again
Read it backwards: Not New York, Roy went on
Read it backwards: Sit on a potato pan Otis
Read it backwards: Was it a car or a cat I saw
Read me doctor memory!
Read message - not taglines !
Read message backwards for Satan's instructions!
Read message backwards for Satanic worship instructions.
Read messages, not recipes.
Read messages, not taglines.
Read much, but not many books. - Benjamin Franklin
Read my LISP - no new syntaxes
Read my beak: 'no more birds!'
Read my chips. No New Upgrades!
Read my code: no new features!
Read my lips - NO MORE SUSHI!
Read my lips - no new taxes. --Gorge Bu$h.
Read my lips :-(O)
Read my lips and come to grips with reality. --Jafar
Read my lips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my lips, no nude Texans'. What George really said
Read my lips, the girl won't read my lips! (Oscar Proud [The Proud Family] 2001)
Read my lips. This is Taglines. Post one
Read my lips. This is Taglines. Post one
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
Read my lips... DROP DEAD!!! -Hawkeye Pierce
Read my lips...Al ee GAY Tors
Read my lips...HOLLywood
Read my lips: Know new taxes! -- George Bush, misquoted
Read my lips: NO NEW WINDOWS !!!!
Read my lips: No nude Texans! -- George Bush, misquoted
Read my lips: "NO NEW TAGLINES!"
Read my lips: Know new taxes!
Read my lipsNo more cows, man.
Read my muzzle: No more gun laws!
Read my quips! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my quips!! NO NUDE TEXANS!
Read my quips!! NO NEW TAGLINES TAXES!
Read my quips!! NO NEW recipeS TAXES!
Read newspapers - an informed citizen panics more intelligently.
Read only politically correct taglines -- or think for yourself!
Read our lips: NO MORE ASSIMILATION! --George Bush of Borg
Read post backwards for Satanic Worship message
Read so much bad about drinking; I gave up readi
Read the "Cthaat Aquadingen" to understand the Esoteric Order Of Dagon
Read the .DOCs...why? Quicker results 2 phone author@home!
Read the Bantam book. Buy the drinking glass. -- Mike Nelson
Read the Bantam book. Buy the drink glass - Mike
Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
Read the Bible - It's Old, But It's Good!
Read the Bible-It will scare the Hell out of you.
Read the Docs *only* after all possible keystrokes have failed
Read the FL Singles daily....Everyone needs a Brain Laxative.
Read the Natops! Wow, what a radical concept.
Read the Taglines forget the messages!
Read the best books first, or you may not be able to read them all.
Read the book "Anti-Gravity" -- I couldn't put it down!
Read the book on sandworms: couldn't make head or tail of it
Read the dictionary backwards and look for secret messages
Read the directions - even if you don't follow them. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Read the docs! Read the docs! Read the docs! Read the docs!
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs. If that doesn't work, follow them
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs? Surely, you jest!
Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept!
Read the docs? I don need no steenking docs!
Read the docs? Wow, what a radical concept!
Read the docs?! Wow, I never thought of that &lt;giggle&gt;.
Read the docs?!? What an unusual concept -- and whatever on earth for?
Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Read the docs?wow, radical concept!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite
Read the funnies - throw the rest of the paper away
Read the instructions? I'm not that desperate yet
Read the instructions? Why? It seems to be working fi
Read the local ghost stories, maybe you'll find family
Read the manual before entering cave - You might get killed otherwise.
Read the manual yet? a) yes b) no c) what manual?
Read the manual. If that doesn't work, do what it says
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Read the manual? Why, whatever for?
Read the manual? You mean to tell me it doesn't come in automatic?
Read the manual??! Do I look like a sissy to you?
Read the new book "Falling Trees" by Tim Burr
Read the new book "I Didn't Do It!" by Ivan Alibi
Read the new book "Stop Arguing" by Xavier Breath
Read the new book "Why Cars Stop" by M.T. Tank
Read the new book "how to Annoy" by Aunt Agonize
Read the new book about French overpopulation by Francis Crowded
Read the new book about artificial clothing by Polly Ester
Read the next message STUPID....!
Read the recipesforget the messages!
Read the rules
Read the screen, student, read the screen!
Read the sign: NO RIFF-RAFF!
Read this Ho-Jon {wink} I think you'll find it more to yer likin
Read this message at your own risk
Read this tagline or we'll shoot this dog.
Read to diffcult are sentences not the order in words with.
Read to your children.
Read what I WROTE, not what you THINK I wrote.
Read what I mean, not what I write.
Read you later Alligator, after a while crocodile
Read your newspaper an informed citizen panics more intelligently.
Read! Post! Reply! Netmail! FLAME!!! *TOING!!!!!*
Read. You may learn something!!!
ReadRoom door, catching phone lines on fire near you!
Reader not found - please notify tagline.
Reader not found..., please notify recipe.
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
Reader signature is fully configurable.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
Readers Ask: Is it possible to kill a vampire with a gun?
Readers Digest Torah: In the beginning, Moses died
Readers and Doors and Packets - oh my!
Readers are the best publicity for a book
Readers beware, I don't know what I'm saying.
Readers of the lost .ARC
Readers' Digest Condensed Bible: In the beginning, Moses died
Readhead's mating call-ALL THE BLONDES HAVE GONE HOME!
Readin' Writin' and Aggrevation
Reading J.R.R. Tolkien is hobbit-forming
Reading = Knowledge. Knowledge is good
Reading Glasses: Educated tumblers
Reading Heinlein, Floyd listening. It don't get better!
Reading Klingonthat's hard. -- Scott
Reading OS/2 documentation is an exercise in futility
Reading Tolkien is Hobbit forming
Reading about relatives is relative reading
Reading begets Reading
Reading doc's ? I prefer nurses
Reading from an empty disk
Reading from an empty/blank/unformatted disk.
Reading furnishes knowledge, thinking makes it ours
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. - Hobbes
Reading is an ingenious device for avoiding thought
Reading is for the mind what excerise is for the body.
Reading is fun when the story is about YOU! Create-a-Book
Reading is important - read between the lines. Don't swallow everything. - Gwendolyn Brooks
Reading is my third favorite thing to do in bed
Reading is no substitute for experience. - Londo Mollari
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. -Joseph Addison, essayist and poet (1672-1719)
Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Am
Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Am
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad. - George Bernard Shaw
Reading magazines/Gulping thorazine...We're a happy family/ Ramones
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon
Reading recipes has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals.
Reading taglines makes you stupid.
Reading takes time. It's FUNNER on RIME.
Reading that stuff made me dizzy
Reading the fine print is education; not reading it is experience
Reading the small print is education; not reading it is e
Reading the works of J.R.R. Tolkien is hobbit-forming
Reading this drivel is enough to make ANYONE swear!
Reading this message may be hazardous to your sanity
Reading this posting obligates you to concur with all opinions therein.
Reading this tagline violates the ECPA of 1986.
Reading this tagline will hypnotize you into submission.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Reading with your eyes closed may help you understand.
Reading your cleavage, now - Crow leers to girl reporter
Reading, Writing, and the Buying of Books. What else is there???
Reading, writing. Who cares about arithmetic?
Readjust your CRT so that the focus is just slightly off
Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn't know Greek.
Ready Captain? - O'Brien2
Ready Or Not -- Riggs
Ready for Miss Lashkara 2000?
Ready for San Francisco, Mr. Whalen? - Picard
Ready for San Francisco, Mr. Whalen? - Picard
Ready for refueling. Over - Tom to Crow
Ready kafka.
Ready on the right? Ready on the left? Firers, scan your lane
Ready or not, here I come. - Pretorius
Ready or not, here we exist.
Ready or not, here we exist. -- Joel Robinson
Ready or not, springhead, here I come!
Ready to Transport. - Dax
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Ready to link up with the space ship Sausage - Tom
Ready when you are sir - La Forge
Ready when you are, C.F. - TV's Frank to Dr. Forrester
Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry. -- Hannibal Lector
Ready when you are. --Franklin.
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! -Kyle * Don't kick the baby.-Ike, SouthPark
Ready... Aim... Fire!!! No, you morons!!! Not at ME!!!
Ready..., FIRE!!! Aim
Ready...Set... - By Sadie Word
Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.
Reagan Rich,Lots to Eat.Hungry Kids,their bed the street.
Reagan Sold Us To The Japanese; Bush Threw Up At Their Table????
Reagan and Bush did the work of 3 men... Moe, Larry, & Curly.
Reagan backed Bork*Bush backed Thomas*Clinton backed down
Reagan can't ACT either
Reagan could phone it in and STILL do better than Bill
Reagan displays abysmal ignorance about current events.-Sam Donaldson
Reagan forgot to take his senility tests.
Reagan is proof that there is life after death.
Reagan is the most breathtaking new thinker around. -- Newt Gingrich
Reagan is the most breathtaking new thinker around.-Newt
Reagan library burned! Both books destroyed! Crayons saved ,though.
Reagan memoirs
Reagan of Borg: Well, Sam, Ollie's going to assimilate you.
Reagan thought that all numbers in the budget should be bigger
Reagan virus: your computer has no memory at all
Reagan was the answer? Now what was the stupid question?
Reagan watched John Wayne movies. Clinton watches the Marx Brothers
Reagan's dumb luck beats Clinton's sound planning
Reagan's faith: massive deficits are simply going to vanish.-Stockman
Reagan, Bush, Clinton: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Reagan/Bush: Economic prosperity that only cost $10,000,000 a second!
Reagan: He's not the president, but he once played one on TV.
Reagan: No longer the prez, but he once played one on TV
Reagan: Proof the U.S.A can survive without leadership!
Reagan: The Great Communicator. Clinton: The Great Fabricator
Reagan?! Who's vice-president? Jerry Lewis?! -- Doc Brown (1955)
Reaganomics works! Just ask any millionaire.
Reaganomics works,Whitewater could become the W Hemisphere's mecca.-HC
Reagonomics is voodoo economics! -George Bush
Real .. frontier medicine! - Bashir.
Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN
Real BIOS error: Keyboard error: Press &lt;F1&gt; to continue
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building
Real Democrat: Person who knows Vietnam and Korea were wars.
Real Democrat: Person who pays the share holders.
Real Democrat: The one who shags bullets during a war.
Real Democrat? Ask G.Gordon Liddy.
Real Environmentalists should eat road kill
Real Estate! Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Real Family Values -- with liberty and justice for all.
Real Friends don't let Friends use Blue Wave!
Real Gods are not limited by the myths that attempt to describe them
Real HAMS do it till their Mega Hertz(Hurts)
Real Hackers don't eat quiche. They eat Szechuan food
Real Headline: Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Real Headline: KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
Real Headline: Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Real Headlines: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Real Headlines: Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Real Headlines: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Real Klingons do NOT eat Gagh quiche!
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Alien from Lou Albano's home in Bangkok
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Evil Spirt from Linda Ronstadt's home in Lisbon
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Ghost from Tony Blair's home in Fidonet
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Martian from Steffi Graff's home in Beirut
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise Pixie from Johnny Carson's home in Beirut
Real Life Tip #8: Stay away from the brown acid.
Real Love is the mellowed product of time. -Scott Cunningham
Real Mathematicians do Mandelbrots with pen & abacus
Real Men Don't Need Instructions
Real Men Don't Use Taglines
Real Men Drink Moxie
Real Men Read Instructions - Study the Word
Real Men always click on "Yes to all". Always. - Penn
Real Men don't get older. They just date younger women.
Real Men don't play DOOM'S GodMode.
Real Men don't play in Doom's GodMode.
Real Men don't read Docs
Real Men don't use Doom's Very Happy Ammo Mode.
Real Men like Leather on Real Women
Real Men program in &gt;solder&lt;!
Real Men use BASIC. C is for Unix.
Real Men use DOS...and they do Windows!
Real Men use RAM drives!
Real Men... Never Set their Phasers to Stun!!
Real Newspaper Headline: BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
Real Newspaper Headline: Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Real Newspaper Headline: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
Real Newspaper Headline: Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Real Newspaper Headline: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
Real Newspaper Headline: Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Real Newspaper Headline: ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE.
Real Newspaper Headline: ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
Real Newspaper Headline: EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
Real Newspaper Headline: Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Real Newspaper Headline: IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
Real Newspaper Headline: JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
Real Newspaper Headline: Kids make Nutritious Snacks
Real Newspaper Headline: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Real Newspaper Headline: MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
Real Newspaper Headline: Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Real Newspaper Headline: Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Real Newspaper Headline: New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Gr
Real Newspaper Headline: New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
Real Newspaper Headline: Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Real Newspaper Headline: PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
Real Newspaper Headline: POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
Real Newspaper Headline: PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
Real Newspaper Headline: Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Real Newspaper Headline: SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
Real Newspaper Headline: STUD TIRES OUT
Real Newspaper Headline: Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Train
Real Newspaper Headline: Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Real Newspaper Headline: TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Real Newspaper Headline: WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
Real Patriots blow up federal buildings
Real Pilots enjoy NDB approaches to minimums!
Real Programmers Collect Lint.
Real Programmers DO IT in assembly.
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
Real Programmers Lick Nine-Volt Batteries
Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTO's.
Real Programmers balance their checkbooks in hex
Real Programmers call bugs "undocumented features"
Real Programmers code in pen
Real Programmers do List Processing in FORTRAN.
Real Programmers do it in Z80 Assembly! in under 64K.
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Real Programmers don't comment. What's hard to write should be hard to read
Real Programmers don't do Windows
Real Programmers don't do maintenance
Real Programmers don't document. Docu is for simps who can't read object code
Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simps who can't read the listing or the object deck
Real Programmers don't drink de-caf or lites
Real Programmers don't eat Cache!
Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food
Real Programmers don't have MBAs
Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious
Real Programmers don't work anywhere more than 2 years
Real Programmers don't work at banks for even 6 months
Real Programmers don't work for the government at all
Real Programmers don't write COBOL
Real Programmers don't write application programs
Real Programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC, after the age of 12
Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies
Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN
Real Programmers don't write scripts!
Real Programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to
Real Programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get
Real Programmers drive VWs - in need of paint
Real Programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
Real Programmers like vending-machine popcorn.
Real Programmers live on Coffee and Cigarettes!
Real Programmers make lousy managers
Real Programmers never backup on tape. They upload their stuff to ftp servers
Real Programmers never refuse a drink
Real Programmers never sleep. They enter brainsaver mode
Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night
Real Programmers program in solder!
Real Programmers refuse to write a program that can't rewrite its own code
Real Programmers roll up their shirt sleeves - if any
Real Programmers snort Taster's Choice
Real Programmers think an 8-hour day is for sissies
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue. Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then
Real Programmers use "Copy Con Filename.exe"
Real Programmers use "cat &gt; a.out"
Real Programmers use "copy con filename.zip"
Real Programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real Programmers use Copy Con Filename.exe
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real Programmers use FORTRAN 90 - to write their own C compilers
Real Programmers use Patch Cords!
Real Programmers use punched cards
Real Programmers use vi
Real Programmers use vi; real people use vim !
Real Programmers work nine to five - 9 pm to 5 am, that is
Real Programmers would not use the word "loathe."
Real Programmers write 4K GUIs.
Real Programmers write device drivers with "cat | modload"
Real Programmers write self-modifying code.
Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time
Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
Real Racing: When The Green Flag Drops, The Bull Stops
Real Republicans hunt giraffes
Real Roleplayers play Call of Cthulhu.
Real Sloppy® is a registered trademark of Micro$oft Corporation
Real Soon Now
Real Sports Cars don't have back seats !
Real Super Computers live in aquariums - Seymour Cray
Real SysOps DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real SysOps HATE `Text-Trix'
Real SysOps actually have a personality.
Real SysOps always back up their hard disks - NOW!
Real SysOps answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real SysOps are always on the brink of divorce.
Real SysOps are suprised when they receive donations.
Real SysOps aren't hypocrites.
Real SysOps aren't in any local `Warez Clubs'
Real SysOps aren't that excited about HBBS (Hi-res BBS)
Real SysOps avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards.
Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards.
Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real SysOps disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real SysOps don't care about "Improper Signoffs"
Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month.
Real SysOps don't have a `Pin the Tail on the Donkey' game on-line
Real SysOps don't have a command for every key on the keyboard
Real SysOps don't have on-line AE or Catsend
Real SysOps don't leave mail to users begging them to post.
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
Real SysOps don't post on `Warez boards'
Real SysOps don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Real SysOps don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real SysOps don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'.
Real SysOps don't run `pay boards'
Real SysOps don't say `L8r' `K-K00l' `B@SS' or anything like that
Real SysOps don't think that they're better than others. They know it
Real SysOps don't think they are Ghods and better than everyone else
Real SysOps don't trade `new warez'
Real SysOps don't use `Text-Trix'
Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Real SysOps hate 2400 baud transmission.
Real SysOps hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money
Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself a 'future SysOp.'
Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself an `assistant SysOp'
Real SysOps have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have 9600 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have VGA systems
Real SysOps have a batch file for EVERYTHING.
Real SysOps have a clock card.
Real SysOps have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!)
Real SysOps have a real computer such as Compaq, Kaypro or IBM
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.
Real SysOps have a room specifically for their BBS.
Real SysOps have a second computer to test for Viruses
Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed.
Real SysOps have at least 2400 baud. There are few exceptions
Real SysOps have lots of drive
Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory
Real SysOps have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.'
Real SysOps keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Real SysOps know that 'phone' is spelled with 'ph' and 'fun' with 'f'.
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser
Real SysOps know what the GBBS back door is
Real SysOps make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Real SysOps offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
Real SysOps only need $500 a week to live.
Real SysOps put up a BBS as a service, not as an ego trip!
Real SysOps rarely have any money to improve their systems.
Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Real SysOps spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Real SysOps take pride in their BBS
Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down
Real SysOps turn off the monitor as often as possible
Real SysOps turn off the ringer on their telephone.
Real SysOps turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
Real SysOps won't give you level 8 for a copy of Lotus 1-2-3
Real SysOps write their own BBS software
Real Sysops DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real Sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real Sysops answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems.
Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real Sysops avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real Sysops come up with original names for their boards
Real Sysops disconnect the speakers.
Real Sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real Sysops don't change the name of their board every month
Real Sysops don't leave mail to Users begging them to post.
Real Sysops don't need &lt;yawn&gt; sleep
Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real Sysops don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real Sysops eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Real Sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real Sysops hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Real Sysops have 14400 or 28800 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have Super VGA systems
Real Sysops have VGA systems.
Real Sysops have a batch file for EVERYTHING
Real Sysops have a clock card.
Real Sysops have a real computer such as a 386, 486 or a Pentium
Real Sysops have a second computer to test for Viruses.
Real Sysops have all important programs PATHed
Real Sysops have only 3 files in their root directory.
Real Sysops know how to spell.
Real Sysops know the difference between a new User and a loser.
Real Sysops make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Real Sysops rarely have any money to improve their systems.
Real Sysops try to help the new Users; not cut them down.
Real Sysops turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH!
Real Tagline Power Users Abuse Tag-X Pro!
Real Terror: A klingon liberal pit-bull with PMS on drugs named Hillary.
Real Time, adj.: Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then
Real Time: Here and now, as opposed to Fake Time, which is there and then
Real Trekies use WordStar?
Real Trekkers post their trivia quiz answers!
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Real UAC Marines don't use cheat codes!
Real Users are afraid they'll break the machine -- but they're never afraid to break your face
Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts down the system for days
Real Users hate Real Programmers
Real Users hate Real Programmers (and vice-versa)
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
Real Users know your home telephone number.
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program doesn't deliver it
Real Users never use the Help key.
Real airplanes have Roung Engines. Jets are for Kids
Real ale reaches the parts Heineken daren't mention
Real anarchists play chess without the kings
Real are the dreams of Gods. - Keats
Real are the dreams of Gods. - Keats
Real bankers end up getting buried in a vault!
Real boards have Real SysOps
Real captains don't need hair.
Real cats don't eat lasagna
Real change takes real time.
Real christians don't have moccasins. They have real sins.
Real coders work that way: "COPY CON PROG.ZIP"
Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler. They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil
Real computer users do it on the command line.
Real computer users do it with DOS commands
Real computer users used core!
Real computers don't eat cache.
Real computers multitask!
Real cross stitchers floss every day.
Real cute Scotty, now beam down my clothes!
Real dogs don't bark or shed but they bite real hard
Real dogs have no tails!
Real dragons don't sing opera - just torch songs and scales
Real drivers pass in tight corners and on the throttle
Real environmentalists eat road kill.
Real estate agent's daughter, but she gave a lot away
Real estate brokers DO IT for a commission
Real estate brokers DO IT on the ground
Real estate brokers do it for a commission.
Real estate brokers do it on the ground.
Real estate people know all the prime spots.
Real fantasy
Real fun is bungie jumping off the edge of insanity!
Real funny Data! Now DELETE WINDOWS!
Real funny Scotty, now beam my clothes down here!
Real funny, Nog.--Jake
Real hackers never make typso.
Real hackers use an axe!
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Real hams are just naturally salty
Real hams are radioactive.
Real hams build their own gear and use Morse!
Real imitation orange-food crystals! -- The Tick
Real is something that happens to you.
Real is what we percieve - feelings are facts! (Peters & Austin)
Real joy comes from doing something worthwhile
Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. --CONFUCIUS.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.
Real learning means inventing my own ways of solving problems. - Stoll
Real life is for people who can't handle BBSing.
Real life isn't like this.
Real life just isn't like this!
Real life? This IS real life.
Real live Christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days
Real love means not having to say: I infected you
Real love stories have no ending
Real love stories never have endings.
Real mathematicians are a subset of complex mathematicians
Real mathies are a subset of complex mathies.
Real men *can* cook!
Real men *do* cry in real time and real space.
Real men are afraid of butt pirates.
Real men are pro-choice.
Real men aren't afraid to have a woman in control
Real men aren't concerned about other's sexuality
Real men aren't mama's boys.
Real men aren't pro-choice.
Real men buy flowers for no reason, other than to make the woman happy
Real men do sex.
Real men don't abuse children.
Real men don't ask directions
Real men don't beat children.
Real men don't beat women.
Real men don't bus children.
Real men don't drink and drive.
Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
Real men don't eat RICE CAKES!
Real men don't eat children.
Real men don't eat men.
Real men don't eat quich! (Unless they eat the pan too)
Real men don't eat quiche and dispise gender feminizts.
Real men don't get cut off. Know what I mean, Mr. Bobbit?
Real men don't have floppies.
Real men don't have floppy disks
Real men don't have the blues
Real men don't need EXTENDED memory
Real men don't need documentation
Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Real men don't need to hate anybody.
Real men don't set for Stun!!
Real men don't set phasers on stun
Real men don't sexually harass.
Real men don't snort mayonaise!
Real men don't think of women as sex objects.
Real men don't think of women as sex objects...well, not all the time
Real men don't use Icons
Real men don't use corny pick-up lines.
Real men don't use debuggers
Real men don't use thesaurases
Real men fly tail-draggers!
Real men go dancing.
Real men have a KNEAD too
Real men jog home from the vasectomy.
Real men know how to please a woman.
Real men know how to satisfy a woman.
Real men love Jesus!
Real men never need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Real men only need 3 downs.
Real men own IBM clones
Real men play hockey.
Real men put the toilet seat back down!
Real men respect women.
Real men sleep in the wet spot.
Real men use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"
Real men use CHAINSAWS!!
Real men use DOS!
Real men use EDLIN to create Windows apps...
Real men use Windows!
Real men watch hockey.
Real men wear Leather ('cause chiffon wrinkles!!)
Real men wear kilts. -- Roddy Piper
Real men wear leather - chiffon wrinkles
Real men wear leather - chiffon wrinkles too easily
Real men wear leather - chiffon wrinkles.
Real men wear skirts
Real men write self-modifying code.
Real name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? Truth in
Real nerds type "PRINT [FILE].QWK" and "EDIT [FILE].REP"
Real nice art direction! - Mike on sleazy liquor store
Real nice art direction! -- Mike Nelson
Real night mare...dreamed of my wife..horrible !
Real old movie Truth: Guns never run out of bullets.
Real penguins don't eat squid eyeballs... they eat quiche. - Opus
Real people wear fake fur!
Real pilots fly upside down
Real pilots use marked checklists
Real poetry doesn't say anything--Jim Morrison
Real power comes out of wall outlets.
Real processors don't have segments.
Real progammers don't need spell chekers!
Real programers copy con program.exe.
Real programers make Windows programs in Edlin
Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications.
Real programmer use EDLIN
Real programmer's type: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers aren't.
Real programmers can write Copy Con:Program.EXE
Real programmers can write FORTRAN in ANY language
Real programmers can't do code while wearing a tie!
Real programmers chew coffee beans
Real programmers confuse Christmas & Halloween: DEC 25=OCT 31
Real programmers confuse DECember 25 and OCTober 31
Real programmers confuse XMAS and Halloween: DEC 25=OCT 31!
Real programmers confuse xmas & Halloween: DEC25=OCT31
Real programmers design the microprocessor directly for the program.
Real programmers do all their DTP work in DEBUG.
Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche
Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Real programmers don't compile.. they just COPY CON OS_2.ZIP
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Real programmers don't draw flowcharts
Real programmers don't have a life...in the daytime
Real programmers don't have floppy disks.
Real programmers don't include Bill Gates in their number
Real programmers don't need MBA's.
Real programmers don't need an OS.
Real programmers don't program; they BECOME the program
Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]
Real programmers don't use high-level; they program the silicon itself
Real programmers don't work for corporations
Real programmers don't write code, they give birth to it.
Real programmers don't write documentation
Real programmers don't write games, they play them.
Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty
Real programmers don't write tirades.
Real programmers drink Jolt Cola
Real programmers fit it into a single segment.
Real programmers hate decaffeinated coffee
Real programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
Real programmers ignore schedules.
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell
Real programmers load 100kb bootstraps from memory.
Real programmers make someone else DO IT
Real programmers make someone else do it.
Real programmers memorise bios call lists
Real programmers practice safe HEX
Real programmers practice safe HEX (and use Trojans).
Real programmers practice safe hex.
Real programmers smoke C-gars!
Real programmers snort Taster's Choice.
Real programmers start with COPY CON PROGRAM.ZIP
Real programmers use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE".
Real programmers use "cat &lt; a.out".
Real programmers use "copy con program.exe"
Real programmers use BC PROGRAM.BAS!
Real programmers use COPY CON MYPROG.ARJ.
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGNAME.EXE
Real programmers use EDLIN!
Real programmers use MASM PROGRAM.ASM
Real programmers use Patch Wires!
Real programmers use TCC PROGRAM.CPP...error...error...er\COMM
Real programmers use magnets.
Real programmers use punched cards.
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers write in machine code
Real programmers write programs in 4K.
Real programmers wrote game theory.
Real programmers&lt;&gt;write BASIC.Actually,programmers&lt;&gt;writeBASIC &gt;puberty!
Real programs don't eat cache.
Real programs don't use dongles
Real prorgammers use DEBUG $ €|E¥!!!
Real prorgammers use DEBUG &lt; PROGRAM.HEX
Real race cars DO NOT have fenders!
Real race cars don't have fenders
Real race cars don't have fenders or doors or radios!
Real race cars don't wear Bowties!
Real radios glow in the dark
Real radios glow in the dark .. Use tubes !!
Real radios glow in the dark!
Real readers let you use fifty-seven character taglines!!
Real recipe Power Users Abuse JH!
Real rejection - your imaginary friends ignore you.
Real roleplayers cast Control Cthulhu!
Real roleplayers play Call of Cthulhu.
Real shareware authors use COPY CON PROGRAM.ARJ
Real software engineers don't debug programs. They verify correctness
Real sponge cakes are made with borrowed ingredients
Real starship captains don't need hair.
Real superusers don't eat chache.
Real sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real sysops ONLY allows Z-modem for file transfers
Real sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems
Real sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
Real sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
Real sysops cut the line between the pc speaker and the computer.
Real sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real sysops don't TOUCH Zoom Modems
Real sysops don't change the name of their board every month.
Real sysops don't use ALLANSI.ZIP
Real sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real sysops hate 300 baud transmission.
Real sysops hate it when you call yourself a 'future sysop.'
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real sysops have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections
Real sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Real sysops know how to spell.
Real sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
Real trekkies work out at the "He's Dead Gym".
Real users don't read documentation.
Real vampires make typo's
Real wealth can only increase. - R Buckminster Fuller
Real wealth is the kind that can only increase.
Real women always find someone to blame.
Real women are on MY right.
Real women breathe through their noses
Real women can read the Pterry IN ANY ORDER!!! :)
Real women cook for their man.
Real women do it on a Solo-Flex.
Real women do not deflate when you bite them.
Real women don't ask directions. They know what to do.
Real women don't belong to N.O.W.
Real women don't deflate when you bite their ears
Real women don't deflate when you bite them. Well, not as much.
Real women don't deflate when you bite them...
Real women don't deflate when you nibble on their ears.
Real women don't get hot flashes .. they get POWER SURGES.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Real women don't require inflation
Real women know a fool and his money when they see one.
Real women know how to blame anything on anybody.
Real women know how to please a man.
Real women let the man get the door.
Real women pay for the drinks half the time.
Real_Fido_sysops_don't_*need*_spacebars
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
Real_men_don't_use_spaces
Real_programmers_don't_use_spaces.
Reale Estate!
Realism... has more to do with reality than anything else. - Hob Broun
Realist, n - One who says reality is Silly Putty, then bounces it around
Realistic schedule
Reality (n.): Where the pizza dude comes from.
Reality *is* ViRTuaL!
Reality - I only go as a tourist!
Reality - Where no man has gone before - Brochures available here
Reality - a fantasy that went dreadfully wrong.
Reality - a state caused by a lack of alcohol
Reality - like truth - is such a slippery thing. &lt;Myra&gt;
Reality - like truth - seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
Reality - only a concept and the home of the brave.
Reality - the ultimate illusion.
Reality - what a concept!
Reality - where no man has gone before - brochures available here
Reality -- what a concept! -- Robin Williams
Reality 1.03 contains bugs, return for FREE upgrade
Reality : Where the pizza delivery guy comes from
Reality Calling. Will you accept the charges?
Reality Captioned for the Doublespeak Impaired.
Reality Check - &gt;pinch&lt; - OUCH! Yep, Reality Confirmed
Reality Check: [E\........F] Hmmph! Thought so
Reality Error in progress... Do not adjust your penguin
Reality Failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
Reality Is What You Can Get Away With - R.A. Wilson
Reality May Be a Rough Road, But Escape is A Precipice !!
Reality Meter [....../] But what will we do with all this reality
Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmph! Thought so
Reality Overload Warning! Escape to Star Trek (Y/n)?
Reality V1.1 is still in beta testing
Reality always seems harsher in the early morning
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Reality can't be beaten ... no matter how imaginative.
Reality can't be beaten ... only denied.
Reality causes stress to BBSers and other living things.
Reality check
Reality check bounced when I tried to make a withdrawal!
Reality check just bounced, Must have come from Congress.
Reality check! &gt;click&lt; NO CARRIER
Reality check! *click* NO CARRIER
Reality check&lt;click&gt; #$%#$ NO CARRIER
Reality check. Nope, none here. Its safe.
Reality check... nope, not there
Reality check... &lt;click&gt; #$%#$ NO CARRIER
Reality check...[F]ail, [R]etry, [A]bort, [G]et another beer?
Reality check: what Clinton's legal defense fund should be written on.
Reality checks pay interest.
Reality continues to ruin my life - Calvin
Reality corrupted! Reboot universe (Y/N)?
Reality corrupted. Please boot REALITY.SYS
Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.
Reality crashes my brain
Reality crept in and I nailed it for trespassing!
Reality crept in, BUT I nailed it for Trespassing
Reality crept in. I shot it for trespassing.
Reality crept in... I nailed it for tresspassing.
Reality depends on the book I am currently reading.
Reality depends on the book I am currently reading. * Jonathan Lang
Reality depends on who I am currently feeling.
Reality does not exist - yet.
Reality down for maintenance work, full service will resume shortly.
Reality during December: Kill a tree for Christ.
Reality exists through being perceived
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality gauge: [\........] Hmmph! Switching to alternate universe
Reality happens when you can't make it to the bathroom
Reality has been banned from this echo until further notice.
Reality has been