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" " - [cloaked tagline]
" " -- Marcel Marceau. "
" ." - Morn of Borg
" " - Confucious
" " - Lao Tzu
" " -- Marcel Marceau
" " - [cloaked tagline]
" ." -- Morn of Borg
" ", said Tom blankly.
" " - Marcel Marceau
" " -- Rush Limbaugh, Thinking
" ", said Tom blankly.
" , !" (Laryngitis)
" " Marcel Marceau
" ," Tom said blankly.
" ." -- MORN of Borg.
" " said Pooh as he was rendered speechless
" ", said Bob blankly.
" ," said @F, forgetting his lines
" !", " !", " !!" ... (2 Betazoids arguing)
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" and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
" " <-- Stealth Tribble
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school
" " " " " " " " " " " <-- Rush Limbaugh's listeners
" " " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking
" " -- Harpo Marx
" " said Tom blankly
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)
" ", said Orville blankly.
" ", said Tom blankly.
" 'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo."
" 'Ello... I'd like to buy an argument."
" 'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'..."--Mulder quoting Max (Fallen Angel)
" 'Mean' Joe Green and Coca-Cola" - 1979
" 'Tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical." --RW
" 'Trust no one', very wise..."--Max Fenig to Mulder (Fallen Angel)
" 'Well, let's see if we can find some space anomoly today that might
" * * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Pixi Photos
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
" -- trust in the Force, young Jedi Scully."
" -leave bad enough alone!"
" . " This is your brain. " * " This is my brain. Any questions?
" ... Shit! " Quote by: George Hatchew, in a tagline, 28 Aug 1994
" 0* " <-- Guinan tribble
" A promise to present ideas "
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" BANG BANG !!! " - Cactus Jack
" Come on honey! Pull daddy's finger!" - Bill Clinton
" DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
" Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
" Doh! " said Homer as Hogan won another match.
" Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
" Easy credit terms available..." Satan
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? " - Q
" I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral..."
" I shall smite thee! "- Ranma 1/2
" I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
" I'm in the mood for LOVE!!! "- Sorcerer Hunters
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Look up because the sky could fall on you!" -Yellow Dancer
" May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
" Mr C, may I be excused? My brain is full."
" Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
" Of Course it is." _ " Must be expensive ? " _ " Very . I'm Rachel. "
" PrincessPrincessPrincess! "-Sorcerer Hunters
" The Kilrathi must not die out as a race..." - Melek
" The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola) "
" There is something serbian in the state of Denmark ".
" Too Sexy For My Pants," by Harry P. Ness
" Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad."
" When All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" Q
" YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed" -- Butthead
" You men are all alike, Big, * ow *, Strong * ow *, Dumb, * owowowoowowo* " -Sorcerer Hunters
" _ _ _ " Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
" a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
" s'cuse me while i kiss the sky!".....j hendrix
"!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT"
"!!", groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue
"!" -publisher of "Les Miserables" to Victor Hugo, 1862
"!" exclaimed Tom.
"!" said Tom while banging his head.
"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"
"!sruoY pU" gniyas fo yaw s'erutan tsuj si retniW
"" " "" " " "" (Random Quotes)
"" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes
"" - Rush, 'Leave That Thing Alone'
"" -- Marcel Marceau
""15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
""All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." -- Monty Burns
""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" Ä Bart on the blackboard
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
""How do I set my phaser to tickle?""
""I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." -- Opus
""Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!"
""We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!"
""When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!" -- Bashir"
""You got one major plaque build-up back here!" - Lunch to Roy
"#N@I've done you before, haven't I?"
"#N@You stink!" - Maverick
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
"$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown?" -- Tom Servo
"$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?" -- Tom Servo
"$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President!" -Ernest Stalvo Perot
"$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink." -- Hawkeye
"$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disembowled yet!" - Ethyl on buffets
"$400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.
"$55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone
">LIE< if you have to, but say it now!" Garak
">THE< Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." - Ed Wood
">sigh< We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
"<<SLURP>>...<<glip>...Slimy...yet satisfying." - Simba
"<<achoo>> Every damned time!" Kit O'Brady
"<**EXPLETIVE DELETED**>!!!" - Richard Nixon
"<BANG!> "That's it, look out, a meteor is about to hit the ship" - Hol
"<BRAAAAAAAH>...I'm stuffed!" - Pumbaa
"<Bleep!> you very much." --Tori "Tease." --George, SN
"<CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue ->" .........
"<Censored...............>!"
"<Censored...............>!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993
"<FLUSH!> Whee! Ha Ha Ha!I'm done with my bath!" - Calvin
"<GASP!> It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"<Link established with the Bajoran Archival Records>" - DS9 computer
"<Ptooey> Ding!" -- Tom Servo
"<SUCK><SUCK>" -- Maggie
"<Sigh> We have another flat", Tom said tiredly.
"<Tap> Odo to Ops. <Tap> Ops? <Tap> OPS! <Tap> OPS!!"-Odo
"<WHAM!> Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!!" - Homer, watching a boring show
"<cough> Jalapeno was exposing Dire Wolf's WHATS?" - Dire Wolf
"<evil nasty chuckle> You asked for it and you knew it. :)" - Dire Wolf
"<gasp> A teacher shouldn't talk about bras!" - Dana
"<gasp> Another sentance! My god! :)"
"<gasp> Another sentence! My god! :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"<gasp> What is there other than messages?!" - Dire Wolf
"<laugh> If only the innocents knew...:)"
"<laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g>"
"<pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!"
"<poof>," said Pooh, as he exploded in the microwave
"<sigh> My own country bumpkin!" -- Dot Warner
"<sigh> Why oh why do I even bother calling here?" - Dire Wolf
"<snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument."
"<weak grin> Heh heh. I thinks I has revealed my ignorance."
"'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.'"
"'A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease'? Fascinating." Dax
"'A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease?'" McCoy
"'A snoot full?'" - Data
"'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"'Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?"
"'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." --Bart Simpson.
"'Better' is a highly subjective term." --Data
"'Bout time, you big ugly yak!" -- Tom Servo
"'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war!" - Julias Ceasar
"'Captain.' Even when he doesn't say it, he does." Keeler
"'Cause I'm a man with a mission...a boy with a gun...."
"'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
"'Cause there's no wind left in my soul and I've grown old" -Floyd
"'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson
"'Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys!" --Phil Ochs
"'Christmas Carol' with a K?"
"'Downtown?'" Ivanova "It seemed like a good name." Sheridan
"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
"'E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!"
"'Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!" "Ah, hungry!"
"'Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"
"'Ello, I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python
"'Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!"
"'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!"
"'Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"
"'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."
"'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use." - C-3PO
"'Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways." -- Kirk
"'God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
"'Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"'Guinan.' Is that your name now?" - Q
"'Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code'."
"'Hark! Hark!', harkened he..."- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
"'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix
"'Hobbes' loot'??"--Calvin's Mom
"'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir
"'I the Jury' by Mickey Spillane?" - Quark
"'I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!' cried the dust speck." - Calvin
"'I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS!" Londo
"'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!"
"'Julian Bashir? Who the hell is he?'" O'Brien
"'Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp'."
"'Justice' is a search for workable customs." - Heinlein
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
"'Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
"'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric!" -- Tom Servo
"'Lt. O' Reilly.' I'll never get used to that." -- Hoolihan
"'Never running from a real fight' ... who WROTE that line?!"
"'Next time, my way.'" Ivanova
"'Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it..."
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"'Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it'" - Tim
"'One cannot cheat fate.'" - Data
"'Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock
"'Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"'Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"
"'Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."
"'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!"
"'Pedorasto', the game for all the family."
"'Penny' for your thoughts." -- Q
"'Rachel Rachel,' a European film, a work of art is what it is." (G)
"'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'"
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"'Scuse me while I slip into something more appropriate."--Curzon Odo
"'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me!" -- Wakkorotti
"'Scuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?"--Odo
"'Sophomoric' is the liberal codeword for 'funny.'" - Michael O'Donahue
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Stange notions.' I got your strange notions right here." Franklin
"'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!"
"'Sword of stars?'" - Sisko
"'Teenage mating rituals?!'" Wesley Crusher
"'Television' was the colloquial term." Spock
"'Thanks for coming, Duncan.'" - MacLeod
"'The Gospel According To Charlie Drake'?"
"'The Semaphore Version Of Wuthering Heights'."
"'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'."
"'Thief' is SO ugly. I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'"
"'Tis a pity, but it had to happen sometime. :"^/ " - Anna Steven
"'Ware and were, friend."
"'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto." - Calvin
"'We need our breathing room'-Gen.Chang 'Earth-Hitler, 1939,'-Kirk"
"'We were just friends, Q, nothing more'." -Q
"'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble." Cyrano Jones
"'What now?' Lemme tell you what now!" Marsellus Wallace
"'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else."
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
"'Wife kills self after strange death of husband'..."- Freddy Krueger
"'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!" -Australian Christmas
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing"
"(I'm sorry)" - Ivanova
"(It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way." * Worf
"(Let's go and play.)" - Mary Janowski
"(Strawberry) isn't a dog. Dogs are loyal and run hard after balls"
"(WHACK!) That was a bookcase--do you feel better?" --Pirate Jenny
"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon
"(expletive deleted)" - R. Nixon
"* <- Tribble *** <- Sergeant tribble"
"* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
"* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble"
"* * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
"*" tribble w/captains bars. Capt. Tribble leader of tribbles.
"*> - | <- Tribble Archery"
"*.*" - Carl Sagan
"*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to BLOW"
"*Ahem* Okay Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"*BRILLIANT!*" -Amanda/Finale II:Highlander
"*Bark!* *Bark!*... and you stay out of mine!" -- Dr. Crusher
"*CheeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEeese!*" -Monterey Jack, Rescue Rangers
"*Come* to Butt-Head." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
"*Double* Red Alert!" Kirk, 'The Conscience of the King'
"*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
"*Finally*, a body."--Mulder to Scully (Teso Dos Bichos)
"*Four hours* to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."
"*GAMES*?! Did someone say games?" -Q
"*He* won't be back next week!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Help* me understand..." - Scully, holding a gun on Mulder (Grotesque)
"*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..." -The Regent
"*I* am the elder brother, K'ern." - Worf
"*I* could be writing this crap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*I* don't have the fire. *You* do." Methos to MacLeod
"*I* have the phaser, Captain." Spock-2 to Kirk
"*I* haven't lived four hundred years" -- Richie Ryan
"*I* wear the khakis around here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*IF* the premise is sound, so is the conclusion." Data
"*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!" - B5
"*KISS* Did I ever mention you're a MAGNIFICENT scoundrel?"-Curzon Odo
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
"*Lie* if you have to, but say it now!" -- Garek
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
"*MWAH*! Goodnight everybody!" -- Yakko
"*More* Akageyama's!" -- B-Ko
"*NARF*" -- Pinky
"*NARF*"-Pinky/Animaniacs
"*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"*Not* an actor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"*One* True God? No, I have about 92."
"*Please* tell the SWAT team to stop shooting!" -- Runaway
"*Sigh*, Close communique and go back to green alert." - Sisko
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
"*Silence*?" -- Dot
"*THIS* is the assignment I wanted." Bashir re DS9
"*Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily" -- Beast
"*That's* for making the scene go on so long!" -- Tom Servo
"*That's* gonna make a hole..." -- The Deacon
"*That* will really help the centuries fly by." -- Rimmer
"*The* Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
"*These* are the clothes they wear, not these!" Sulu
"*This* is fun? Are you mad?" -- Rimmer
"*This* would never happen nowadays!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Three* shall be the number of the counting" -Monty Python
"*Whilst* your evil dopplegangers were sent..." -- Mike Nelson
"*Wow*! What type of drinks do you serve here?" - Ford Prefect
"*You're* supposed to wake *me*." -- Frank to Radar
"*You* are the keepers of the Holy Grail?" -- Sir Galahad
"*You* are trying to *set me up*??" Benjamin to Jake
"*You* try and color-coordinate in the dark!" -- Klinger
"*Your* help is the last thing he needs." Nemesis
"*sigh* Area code 1 or 2, sir?" - Watson to Bell (Animaniacs)
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
"++++++++", Said she addictively.
"- I'm afraid he's turning me into him!"- Maggie
"---Don't ask me Bill, ... call your Social Worker!"
"-Orlith "I'm only wet!" - Moreta
"-then we all jump out and yell SURPRISE!!"-D.Koresh,Waco
". . . and for Mr. Worf a New Photon Cannon." - Santa
"... "Good... Bad... I'm The Guy With The Gun."
"... ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT..."
"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"... And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"... As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"... But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"... But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"... Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there."
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"... I'm the man on the outside looking in" -Floyd
"... Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
"... Oh, and HUGE pectoral muscles... Amen."- Ren Hoek
"... There's a dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight" -Pink Floyd
"... What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink." -Floyd
"... Where the speechless unite in a silent accord" -Pink Floyd
"... Young at heart...slightly older in other places!"
"... a thin, silent smile that had its own disquieting gleam." - DT I
"... a trumpet voice, a burning brand, a weary pilgrim on the road."
"... all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Poe
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
"... and I shall cry "MOTHER!", for the universe is my mother ..."
"... and lose a few", said Tom winsomely.
"... and so the ol' lady sez: 'Not with *my* dog you don't!'"
"... and the last to truely love me in these final moments."
"... and then the fun began" -N. Bonaparte
"... and to the Republic for Richard Stanz ..."
"... and weeping fire I shall look upon all the starry universe ..."
"... but have you tried PRUNES?"
"... exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids"
"... for the myth, for the grail, for the Tower." - DT I
"... fricasseeing duck..." - Daffy Duck
"... from a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained."
"... he was the last, the last gunslinger." - DT I
"... sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
"... terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"... the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket." - Demon
"... then one is true. But if one is true, then two is-- Aaaaaa!" - Joy
"... top it off with a red-hot Nazi Spy (that's a big pie)..."
"... you will feel like you walk on cheese." -- Muscle
"...(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?"
".... now touch these wires to your tongue!"
".... running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".... while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"........"--Morn
"............" <blank, stupid expression> -- Mr. Bean
"........you killed my father, Prepare to Die!"
".....Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth".
"....Dry as a funeral drum" -Pink Floyd
"....It's Not Crunch Time Yet," Said Janeway.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
"...4 for recursion. <beep> dial 4 for recursion. <beep> dial..."
"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS
"...A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"...Admiral... There Be Whales Here !" - Scotty
"...All the lonely people, where do they all come from?" - Beatles
"...An elf with an overgrown thyroid." Kirk to Spock
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"...And now, you've made me MAD!!"
"...And that's all I have to say about that." --Forrest Gump
"...And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"...And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?"
"...Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"...As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"...Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova
"...Beast just kind of SAT on him..."
"...Bother," said Pooh. "That's the last of the pot."
"...But never relax at all with our backs to the wall"
"...Charles likes people to see his brain..."
"...Discover New Horizons... along your road to success.."
"...Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy." Spock
"...Going To California with an aching in my heart" -Zep
"...Green with apricot? That just might work!" - The Cat
"...He talks to his FARTS??"
"...I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP," - George Carlin
"...I didn't inhale." Bill Clinton
"...I didn't think it was THAT funny..." -Prof. Atkinson
"...I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps."
"...I have a bad habit of telling the truth..." - Kira
"...I just live here..."--Calvin's Dad
"...I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers." Forrest Gump
"...I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!"
"...I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal."
"...I wonder what McGyver would do..." *Jean Luc Picard*
"...I would be derelict in my officiousness." -- Frank Burns
"...I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu
"...I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my rancor." - Han
"...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." - Scar
"...I'm as dirty as a Frenchman." - Homer
"...I'm gonna leave her where the guitars play" -Zep
"...I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T SEND HELP!"
"...It ain't there? Whaddya mean, it ain't there???..." - Rollins
"...It stays crunchy, even in meelk..."- Ren Hoek
"...Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right?" - Homer
"...Never stand in back of a cow..." -El Seed
"...On the order of 10,000 centuries old." Spock
"...PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
"...Philosophy begins in wonder." -- Plato
"...Right next to the dog-faced boy!" Kirk
"...Sickos don't worry me, at least they're committed."....Catwoman
"...Slide show... ...BORING... <thunk> Zzzz..." - The Tick
"...So I forgot about the gem, gime a break!" - Ryoko
"...Then I'm gonna HIT'CHA and yooouu're gonna FALL!!!"
"...There's just one thing to do - Drink Coca-Cola." -1900
"...This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"...This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!"
"...To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."
"...To seek out strange, new Taglines...To boldly quote..."
"...Trekkies..." >THWACK!!< "Oww! TREKKERS! I mean TREKKERS!"
"...We'll give them a proper English greeting!" "Ooo! Gift baskets!"
"...Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??"
"...What is going on here???..."
"...When it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible" -Entek
"...You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"...You have everything!" -Lani Lenni <> "Except coordination!" -Darien
"...a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?"
"...a civilized nation has full gun registration." - Adolph Hitler
"...a few too many scrimmages without a helmet." -- Trapper, on Henry
"...aibohphobia - fear of palindromes."
"...all which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead."
"...an' if you ever come back, we'll kill ya!" --Bonzai
"...and I do eat children, and I haven't had my lunch yet." - Paris
"...and LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!"
"...and Pooh just is!"
"...and after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer."
"...and brother, do they have a lot of will!" - McCoy
"...and garnished with lark's vomit."
"...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators."
"...and ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald."
"...and if you get a christmas present..." "IF I get a present!?!"
"...and in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!"
"...and it don't matter whose side you're on..."
"...and it was a HUMAN number..."
"...and never, never invoke anything you can't banish!"
"...and prepare the dish with a sharp Bat'leth." -Klingon Cooking Show
"...and rubbin', son, is racin'" Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"
"...and screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)
"...and sometimes the bear eats you."
"...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film."
"...and the aptly named Sir..."
"...and the ocean flows in my veins." -Rush
"...and the second time bomb on your right."
"...and the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo."
"...and the wind cried back" -Pink Floyd
"...and the world screams, 'Kiss me, Son of God!'" - TMBG
"...and we spend eternity together." Q "Oh, no." Picard
"...and when you add them, they magically become one new #" -Calvin
"...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!"
"...and with these teeth you shall bite me!"
"...and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"...and you can kiss my pouch!" - G'Kar
"...another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...anyway, I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"...aowAAARRRgh!" -the first caveman to encounter lava.
"...as soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back."
"...because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
"...besides, it's clearly a bunny rabbit.
"...blessed are the cheesemakers??"
"...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god." - C-3PO
"...but I'm just sick of DOOM,DOOM,DOOM everywhere!" - JK
"...but I've never been in love." Hedford
"...but if the goverenment trusts me, maybe you could too." -Maverick
"...but not when the news is on..."
"...but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain"
"...but the future is always uncertain." Tharn
"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"...challenge of D'Gor, son of... whatever." - Quark
"...come to mummy..." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
"...cover her up in chocolate syrup..." - Frank Zappa
"...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!*"
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"...descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood."
"...ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice."
"...everything else is just fiction."
"...for duty, for honor, Colonel, for all mankind..." - Eisen
"...for the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small."
"...get drunk, get high, get laid,..." Ross Perot
"...he said,'Ooh eeh,ooh ahh ahh,ting tang,whallawhalla bing bang...'"
"...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon
"...if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings..." McCoy
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" "Wrong tribe." --Voyager
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" -Tom Paris
"...in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe." - PF
"...in those Oklahoma hills where I was born...." --Woody Guthrie
"...in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage." -Rush
"...into a brave new world where the strong will survive..."
"...it is time the Kilrathi find new ways." - Melek
"...it was terible. He couldn't sing." -Eddie Van Halen on David L Roth
"...it's just one adventure after another." - Bashir
"...just caaaall on Super Chicken! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!"
"...kind of like..." Kim "Bread crumbs. Got it." Janeway
"...lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..."
"...look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe."
"...no matter what I play it sounds like me." -Eddie Van Halen
"...old enough to know better;...too damned young to care!"
"...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way t
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!" Ace Vent..
"...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
"...people who have no vices have very few virtues." -- A. Lincoln
"...perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova." Torqueman
"...quite frankly, I don't know how it ends." Kirk
"...send lawyers, guns and money."
"...showed HIM. Get all Zen with ME..."--K's't'lk
"...so you spend a miserable evening listening to Klingon opera."--Odo
"...still shackled to the shadow that followed you..."
"...supposed abduction was a psychological reaction." -Keyhoe
"...swims, goes qwack qwack. How is it called?" Londo - "A cat" Vir.
"...swordplay, that kind of thing." Chakotay
"...tease me, taste me, treat me...in other words...make me purr!..."
"...tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!"
"...the Hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!"
"...the Lollypop. She's a good ship." Riker [Arsenal of Freedom]
"...the curtains flew and then He appeared..."
"...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - C-3PO
"...the name of the place is BABYLON 5!"-B5 intro, 2nd season
"...the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore....
"...the ship is of MGM importance...er..." * Picard
"...the silent night will shatter from the sounds inside my mind..."
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"...then it would RULE!" -- Butthead
"...they are not underlings; they are other nations..."--H. Beston
"...they work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!?!"
"...they'll be no 'tribble' at all." Scott
"...this is God....STOP!"
"...this is Penguin Lust at its UGLIEST!" - Otis Oracle
"...this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" -- Monty Burns
"...to boldly go where no mallard has gone before!" - Darkwing Duck
"...to help other people at all times..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself physically strong..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...mentally awake..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...morally straight..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to mold a new reality...closer to the heart." -Rush
"...to the wolf with the red rose?"
"...two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow." - Tom Lehrer
"...we're going to start a crime wave right here at the Bazaar." - Aahz
"...what should I do- create a family? Raise an army?" -HoloDoc
"...what squirrell...ooohhh, that squirrel."
"...what with you being so clever and all..." --Scar
"...whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him..."-Zazu
"...with a crashing of thunder, a flashing of lightning..."- Nick 3:8
"...with a gusto that'd curl the genitals of a dead dog."--Mary Walsh
"...with talent on loan from God." - Rush Limbaugh
"...you and I are going to go a couple rounds." - Aahz
"...you should never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
"...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villanry" BK
"...you're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers" -Simba.
"..And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"..Hardly the time to teach you the true nature on the universe!" - Q
"..I thought I was on the wrong ship" - Wesley
"..If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"..Mmmmm.... uh-HUH.. That's it, babe..." - 'Big Al' Fonduzi
"..Opps! Sorry Odo. Thought you were the mop bucket..."
"..Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her" Beta 5
"..Truth above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world!
"..Try to be diplomatic." Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." Kira
"..With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
"..You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"..`Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"
"..a case that's as watertight as a mermaid's brassiere." -BA4
"..and you want to be as stupid as them?!" - Lore
"..doing well by doing good..."
"..is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb."
"..nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind." - MR
"..onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!"
"..the Mistress is prettier then you, Master.." k-9
"..the jungle swarms with green apostrophes"
"..towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"..two dead-ends and you've still got to choose", Tom Waits
"..wild duodenum are lurking in the trees..."
"..you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
".It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder
".running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
".while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"/* This statement is not executable, */" Tom commented. -John Foster
"/Aaaahh!/ A Cardian!" -- Serena "Not quite." --Gen, SN
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"1 girl was just abducted."--FM "Kidnapped."--DS "Potato, potato.."-FM
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"1 little, 2 little, 3 little cannonballs!" - Vinnie
"1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100!" - Yakko Warner
"1-Adam-12. Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."
"10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross." -- Blake, on Burns
"10--See fireworks with Lisa. 11--More fireworks with Lisa."--Oracle
"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress".
"100 years of blood is not something you forget overnight" - Sheriaden
"1000 years, Captain?" "Well, that gives us a *little* time."
"1001001 - In distress" Body Electric
"101 Things To Do with Kool-Aid."--by Erich Jerscheid
"1010105 --- That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"
"1040 good buddy." - IRS Auditor
"11 long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus."
"11" - there's my two bits' worth.
"113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim."
"11th commandment, though shall not pirate software!"
"1348. The Black Death, typhus, cholera.. those were the days."
"139 (crucifictions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover."
"139 people died aboard the Icarus, Mr. Morden." Sheridan
"14 injuries reported, none serious." Tuvok
"140,000 rehydratable chickens?" * Rimmer "Check." * Lister
"15 YEARS !! ...Don't you mean 15 dollars ?" - Rembrandt Brown
"15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
"16 tonnes in another day's pain!" - Fred the Mutant
"16, and dating a Dabo girl...Godspeed, Jake!"--O'Brien
"16, eh?" - Ed "`Hello, pot? This is kettle. You're black.'" - Anna
"16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks"
"17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock" - Data
"186,000 miles/sec eh?, so what's the speed of dark?"
"19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, Prefer women."
"1943. A very good year for beans." -- Hawkeye
"1stReader is so good it's taxable!"
"2 HOURS to bury a cat??"..."Well Hunter, it wasn't dead!"
"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.
"2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face"
"2 is <> 3, not even for large values of 2." Grabel
"2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service." - s.w.
"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320"
"2, 10, 11... Eyes, fingers, toes." -- Gomez Addams
"2.59 ought to be enough for anybody ..." - Vince Gates
"20 dollars? Aww, I wanted a Peanut!" - Homer Simpson
"20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." -- H. Simpson
"21st Century (Digital Boy)" -- Bad Religion
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
"2400 baud makes you want to get out and push"
"2400 baud sucks. Huh-huh huh." - V.Bis & Baudhead
"2400 sucks!" V.Bis and Baudhead
"25,000 gropos aren't exactly inconspicuous." - Garibaldi
"25,000? I don't have nearly enought space..." - Sheridan
"27.2 mm would be approximately...there." Spock
"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
"3 Hail Marys beats 2 of a kind." -- Hawkeye to Mulcahy
"3 Million years! I've still got that library book!" * Lister
"3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!"
"3 days of solid chess...ugh..." -- Finieous Fingers
"3 million years in space, nothing! Then 5 suddenly show up!" * Holly
"3 things make a movie great: Horses, cowboys, and horses." - Potter
"3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call."
"3-51, 3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut-Hut!" -- Ace Ventura
"3...2...1...DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"
"30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAMÄ" "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."
"30 credits says Mars gets swept, four-zip." - Ramirez
"30 seconds, hurry!" Quark
"300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law."
"33. Peace is good for business." - Dax
"34? War is good for business" - Quark
"36-24-36ha ha ha" - Bart's locker combo
"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in..."
"4 Billion for a space toilet? Yea what the heck" -- BUSH
"4 PM and still in a housecoat?! Put on a dress!" -- Henry to Klinger
"4 megs ought to be enough for anyone" - Unknown
"4 tons of Fred and Ginger is not what we need!" - Iago
"4-6-1-9-5. There are five pencils, Mrs. Jewls." - Joe
"4-wheel drive van, loaded from the rear."-A.Ventura
"40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"
"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"
"40% of all accidents are caused by...WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"
"400 Vulcans just died." Spock
"42 Meeeellion Dollars! I'm Stimpy! I'm the cat!"
"42 pizzas, 6 without crusts."--Wakko into phone
"42? 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42? 7.5 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" - HHGTTG
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42?!" 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows.
"48 hours is better than nothing." Kirk
"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"
"5 Cents : At Fountains, In Bottles." -1900
"5 days to get two and from the cargo decks?" * Rimmer
"5 fish? I'll be rich!"
"50 Days In The Saddle" - By Capt. O. Blubalz
"50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt
"50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
"50,000 volts up the butt." -- Dahria
"50...the old age of youth, the youth of old age." William Powell
"500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide..."
"5000 Miles in the Saddle" by Major Assburn
"5000 years." MacLeod "Give or take." Methos
"509!" "509!" "Power ball number!"
"53 bottles of blood on the wall. 53 bottles of blood!" -- Joel
"6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot
"6000 IQ isn't that much." -- Holly
"639.997623k should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, post-Pentium
"640 kb should be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"640K should be enough memory for anyone." - Bill Gates
"65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???"
"69, Dude!" - Bill & Ted
"7+3." - Calvin "73." - Hobbes
"7, 8, 9, 10. Okay, 11, 12, 13. I hate payday." - Quark
"700 brides for 700 brothers" -- Crow T. Robot
"75 years is a long time." Picard
"77" better than "69", you get ATE more
"8 weeks painting the ship!" * Rimmer
"8-0 Canada - and that's also the score of the first game." - Fran Rosa
"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"
"9 conferences is plenty for PCBoard" - Fred Clark, 1986
"90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair."
"90% of all statistics are made up"
"90% of everything is crap." -- Murphy
"911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1..."
"911" - government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
"911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If your reporting...."
"911, please hold..."
"98% of all constipated people don't give a crap."
"99 Ways To Die!" -Megadeth
"=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!"
"=This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape..." - DarkWing Duck
"? . . . thy micturations are to me! . . ." - Vogon Poetry
"?" -Victor Hugo to Publisher of "Les Miserables", 1862
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
"@@@@@hhh, wrong Echo, bub." - Yakko
"@F!" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@F@biteme.com" -- @N's Internet Address
"@FN@! No sleeping on the Promenade! Go home!" - Odo
"@FN@! There's some lovely filth down here!"
"@FN@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@FN@'s thinking about my breasts again,Captain!" - Deanna Troi
"@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"@FN@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@LN@!" -- Hanover Fist
"@N@" - Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!
"@N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
"@R!" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@R," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95
"@S Power!" - Sailor @F
"@S!" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him
"@S!" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow
"@S!" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"@S" said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"@S", said @N, wrestling with the moderator
"@S",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury
"@S," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"@S," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"@S," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N
"@S," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets
"@S," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"@S," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"@S," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"@S," said @N as his friends left him alone to die
"@S," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant
"@S," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"@S," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS
"@S," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"@S," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem
"@S," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble
"@S@!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@S@," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@S@," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95
"@TOFIRST@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@TOFIRST@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@TOFIRST@" he said,"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@TOFIRST@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"@TOLAST@!" -- Hanover Fist
"A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it." - Sheridan
"A 'wild party?'" - Data
"A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*!" -- Crow
"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
"A 2x4, Sir?"
"A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11."
"A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy?" - Darien
"A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16." -- Crow T. Robot
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...."
"A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
"A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM." -- Crow T. Robot
"A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"
"A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" - by Herb Avore.
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." -Vincent
"A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" (C) DA 1993
"A Bomb!" * Lister
"A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance"
"A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device?" Kira
"A Changeling." "I beg your pardon?" "An ancient Earth legend."
"A Charlie Watts walk on..." -- Mike Nelson
"A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu."
"A Command Gone Bad" The bad command or file name story.
"A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -- Disraeli
"A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire"
"A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?" -- Tom Servo
"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' <-oxymoron
"A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's."
"A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first"
"A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game." -- Crow
"A FAIR price?" Rom
"A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean
"A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling." - Data
"A Fistful of Datas" = "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
"A Francis Ford Coppola production." -- Tom Servo
"A GameBoy is a tricorder." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2
"A Get has to have priorities." -- Jurgi Hautala, Get of Fenris
"A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner"
"A HUD castle!" -- Mike Nelson
"A Hospital? What is is doctor?" "A big white building..."
"A Japanese art director? Noooo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father."
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
"A Joke By Ingmar Bergman." -- Mike Nelson
"A Keyboard. How Quaint": Spock
"A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- Worf
"A Klingon is his work, not his family." Klang
"A Klingon security officer?" Okona "Yes." Worf
"A Klingon!" Redshirt "Grant! No!" Kirk
"A Lerxst in Wonderland" -Rush
"A Long Walk" - by Miss DeBus
"A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*!" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
"A Marshall of France Ridiculous!" -- Picard
"A MiG on your six is better than no MiG at all!"
"A NICE arrangement for the Brekians." Crusher
"A Penny for your thoughts." Q
"A Philistine on the sidewalk." - Hobbes
"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
"A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!"
"A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship!" - Amis.
"A Star Ship? What registry would that be?" Clemens
"A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?"
"A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster." -- Tom Servo
"A T. Rex? You have a T. Rex?" -- Ellie Sattler
"A TV movie Mount Rushmore..." -- Tom Servo
"A Tahitian babe for everyone!" -- Tom Servo
"A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit
"A VERY small joke, ensign . . ." - Spock
"A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity!" Kirk
"A Warrior does NOT steal taglines." - Worf
"A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!
"A _De Lorean_???" Michael J. Fox
"A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms." -- Heinlein
"A `snoot full'?" -- Data
"A bad workman always blames his fools." -- The Doctor
"A bathroom with a phone? That's great!" -- Mike Nelson
"A battle avoided cannot be lost." - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
"A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices." -Moltke
"A battle front is only as good as its supply line." -- Long Haul
"A battle of wits," inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated."
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?"
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle plan is only as good as its programmer." - Chromedome
"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker."
"A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it?" Q
"A beaver without a cause!" -- Tom Servo
"A belief is not true because it is useful." -- H.F. Amiel
"A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun."--Marc Lavallee
"A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird." - Tao of Pooh.
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
"A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it?" - Aahz
"A bit pretentious don't you think?"
"A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river." Chakotay
"A blind man could see it with a cane." McCoy
"A blind man teaching a robot to paint?" - Riker
"A bomb!" Tom expoloded.
"A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us." -KAFKA
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
"A boy's best friend is his mother." Anthony Perkins
"A brain. I need a brain for my Spock." - Dr. Kirkenstein
"A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy." Q
"A bread that doubled as a hood ornament." -- Tom Servo
"A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan)
"A brother is born for adversity." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate." - Heinlein
"A bucket for messeur. And, a hose."
"A bug I ate! With little wings!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"A bungee jump without the bungee!" -- Tom Servo
"A burp is not an answer." - Bart's Board
"A burp is not an answer." --Bart Simpson.
"A calculated risk, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"A capucino machine that also takes pictures." -- Joel Robinson
"A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." - Heinlein
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." -- RAH"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer." - Someone else
"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer."
"A cellular fossil?" Picard
"A census taker once tried to test me." -- Hannibal Lector
"A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist."
"A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt." - Hercules to Hades
"A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow." - The Stand
"A chat with you, and death loses its sting!" -- Blackadder
"A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight."
"A child of five could understand this!" "Fetch me a child of five!"
"A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds." -- Troi
"A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her." - Scotty
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" - D. Troi
"A chronaton field?" La Forge
"A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence." - Aristotle
"A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain." - Neuman
"A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory."
"A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye."
"A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort."
"A cobbler, I believe." Romulan "A tailor, actually." Sisko
"A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately." -- Data
"A cold what?" - Data
"A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha."
"A comfortable place for a fight..." -- Mike Nelson
"A command of your own? I can swing that, too!" Kirk-2
"A command-level officer? You mean, like you?" Nog
"A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain." L. Long
"A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves." - Heinlein
"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." <Holly>
"A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?"
"A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy."
"A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
"A cool ball gathers no gutters" Homer Simpson.
"A country boy can survive." -- Bocephus
"A couple of light years can't keep friends apart" - Wesley
"A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet." -- Dobbs
"A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg."
"A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins." -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
"A crucifix? Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire!"
"A cult is a religion with no political power." - Tom Wolfe
"A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'?" -- Mike Nelson
"A cup of millipede juice, hold the shells." -- Quark
"A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer..." -- Mike Nelson
"A daughter is an embarrassing and ticklish possession."--Menander
"A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!" - Tick
"A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!"
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with." - Rieekan
"A debt to Virgil is a debt to Nature." -- Chesterson
"A decision had to be made." -- Riff Raff
"A definate progression. From planet. To planet." Kirk
"A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN." - Oracle
"A dense smug is rolling in..." -- Mike Nelson
"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."
"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
"A difficult weapon to confiscate." -- Yar
"A diplomatic insult to the Cardassian people would be a problem" Gul D
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental revolution." -- Orwell
"A do-nothing lackluster wherever he sat." -- A. Haig on George Bush
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep
"A dream itself is but a shadow." - Shakespeare
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." - Charles Xavier
"A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night..."
"A duck? Now that's senseless!"
"A duel of wits? To the death?" - Vinzinni
"A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind." - Ben Franklin
"A duplicate me!" * Rimmer
"A dustbuster is a phaser." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #1
"A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this?" -Floyd
"A fact: do with it what you will." - Ellison
"A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie." -- Joel
"A family reunion is an effective form of birth control." - Heinlein
"A fatal attration holding me fast" -Floyd
"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.
"A few Beta's short of a full release!"
"A few hundred years of bad blood will do that." - Garibaldi
"A few more questions, Mr Computer" - Moriarty
"A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp." -- Westley
"A fight! Let's go get 'em!" - Kid
"A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine
"A fireball as a door-opener?!" - "Got a better idea?"
"A fishfinder? In a hospital?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut." --Guard #1
"A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
"A fly on my pizza?!" - "Um, actually, it's an olive fragment."
"A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
"A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop"
"A fool and their money are soon parted." - The Florida L
"A fool and your money are soon partners." -- Mark's Law
"A fool is the twin of the wise." - The Iron Circle
"A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees." -- Blake
"A fool uttereth all his mind." -- Proverbs 29:11
"A fool's bolt is soon shot." - Shakespeare
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" R.W. Emerson
"A fortress, but no gate..." -- Mike Nelson
"A fraction of a second would make them invisible?" Worf
"A free people ought...to be armed..." - George Washington
"A friend in need is a pain in the ass." -- Heinlein
"A friend is never known until you're in need." -- Roch, Brujah
"A friend loveth at all times." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeiting pennies." - S. Wright
"A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine..."
"A friend who can't catch? I don't think so." -- Tom Servo
"A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!"
"A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus"
"A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him."
"A gay guy who likes truckers." -- Tom Servo
"A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A." - Mick Jagger
"A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future."
"A generous grant from the Mom Corporation." -- Mike Nelson
"A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." Joey Adams
"A genuine Felix lighter. How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
"A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best." (Tick)
"A giant once lived in that body." Spencer Tracy
"A giant, orbiting lady depilitator!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A gift from Zek to them." Quark
"A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus
"A gift, from friends you don't know you have." -- Morden
"A girl can't live by psychoses alone." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"A girl's got to have friends of her own." Amanda
"A goal is a dream taken seriously." - Henry David Thoreau
"A god cannot survive as memory." Apollo
"A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys." -Billy Graham
"A good deed is its own reward." -- Rom
"A good engineer is a wee bit conservative." - Scotty
"A good indignation brings out all one's powers." - Emerson
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish proverb
"A good loser's still a loser." Sheriff Buck
"A good man died because of us." Bashir
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming..." - Barbarella
"A good movie this time? I think not!" -- Tom Servo
"A good quantum physicist is hard to find." -- Vicky Sailer
"A good question. There is no easy answer." -- Mike Nelson
"A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid..." -- Servo
"A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for"-Neelix
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." - Howe
"A good traveler leaves no track." - Lao Tzu
"A good workman is known by his tools." - Proverb
"A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own."
"A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top." - James Restonn
"A government supported artist is an incompetent whore." - Heinlein
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A graveyard! Now they can bury the script!" -- Joel Robinson
"A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On"
"A great warrior? Wars not make one great." - Yoda
"A grown up did it!" - Wesley
"A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird." -- Thoreau
"A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you" - H. Rollins
"A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die"
"A happy tattoo is worth a little pain." - HCTV
"A harmonica? As if he wasn't annoying enough!" -- Tom Servo
"A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness!" -- Apu
"A health shake. You're soaking in it." -- Joel Robinson
"A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear" - Suffocation 1991
"A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13..." -- Mike
"A hit! A most palpable hit!" - Shakespeare
"A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.
"A hot milk toddy? You're kidding." -- Riker
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Lincoln
"A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it."
"A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it." Carlin
"A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side..." Morbius.
"A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!"
"A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back"
"A hunger that never dies..." Sybo
"A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror..." Sybo
"A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak!" Sybo
"A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne
"A jack, still no help for the @Klingon." - Data
"A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something?"-Ranma 1/2
"A joke's a very serious thing." -- Churchill
"A joke... is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what
"A keyboard? How quaint." -- Scotty, *Star Trek IV*
"A king without a sword! A land without a king!" -- Lancelot
"A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you"
"A kingdom of Robert Borks!" -- Mike Nelson
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss."
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
"A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." - Shakespeare
"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Tagspeare
"A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool."
"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
"A lawyer is like a river." -Kosh.
"A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade." - Lincoln
"A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow."
"A leopard never changes his stripes." -- Al Gore
"A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however..."--HoloDoc
"A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it."
"A lie is a very poor way to say hello." Keeler
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths" - Deep Throat
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." - Churchill
"A life is worth more than a penis." - Lorena B.'s lawyer
"A light heart lives long." - Shakespeare
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too." -- Tom Servo
"A little fermented curd will do the trick."
"A little greed can get you a lot of stuff."
"A little harsh but it had to be done." -- Mike Nelson
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - Saki
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muerte
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Hamlet
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Shakespeare
"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
"A little off the top?"- Freddy Krueger
"A little pot boils easily." -- Dutch proverb
"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." Thomas Jefferson
"A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing."
"A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess." - Blair
"A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'." -- Mike
"A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance."
"A little suffering is good for the soul." - Kirk
"A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness."
"A little too `a lotta cars in here'." -- Mike Nelson
"A little trick I picked up from the Borg." "Yeah, they're full of great ideas." - Soran and Geordi, discussing tortue techniques
"A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here." -- Tom Servo
"A little warning would've been nice." - Quark
"A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind..." -- Gibran
"A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."
"A little...claustrophobic, maybe..."--Neelix
"A living dog is better than a dead lion." -- Ecclesiastes 9:4
"A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable." -- Garek
"A long shot, Watson; a very long shot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -- Smokescreen
"A lot can happen when you're gone all morning." -Calvin
"A lot has changed in the last three hundred years." -- Picard
"A lot of 'if's,' I agree." Kirk
"A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s" -- Crow
"A lot of love in a family always makes me smile." - Talyn
"A lot of people mistakWarning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." -Doug Larson
"A lot of people my age are dead at the present time." Casey Stengel
"A lot you know..." - Miracle Max
"A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math." - Heinlein
"A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." - Monty Python
"A lucky guess." - Q
"A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly." - Cimorene (SfD)
"A mall, like any other, only more so." - Rogue (Carol Danvers)
"A man after his own heart." -- 1 Samuel 13:14
"A man and a lady in the same water?!" - Radar. "Baptists." - Hawkeye
"A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did."
"A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman."
"A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending."
"A man has got to know his assimilations." -- Harry of Borg
"A man has got to know his limitations" - Dirty Harry
"A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks."
"A man is as young as the women he feels!"
"A man is only as good as what he loves." - Saul Bellow
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." --H.L. Mencken
"A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive." - Hamza
"A man must learn to gently dominate." -RUSH
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest." - H. Ellison
"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."
"A man of genius makes no mistakes." -- Joyce
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right." John Wayne
"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him." -- Johnson
"A man should keep friendships in constant repair." -- Johnson
"A man who is a genius and doesn't know is probably isn't." -- Lec
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
"A man with nine legs.." "He ran away!"
"A man's a man for a' that!" -- Burns
"A man's character is his fate." -- Heraclitus
"A man's got to live." - St. Cloud "Not necessarily." - MacLeod
"A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." - Keats
"A man's toys are limited by his wife's chequebook"
"A man-of-war is the best ambassador." -Oliver Cromwell
"A manic depressive who walks in the rain" -RUSH Cinderella Man
"A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious."--Calvin
"A mass of conflicting impulses." Nomad on Uhura
"A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."
"A meal that leaves you nothing to hope for."
"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine." - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
"A member of Facial Hair Club for Men." -- Joel Robinson
"A member of our crew is missing, too." Chakotay
"A memory that is too painful to withstand the light of day"
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." -- Proverbs 17:22
"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance." -- Proverbs 15:13
"A mess, eh?" - Morgan "Feels like home..." - Mulder (Piper Maru)
"A metaphor is like a simile"
"A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS"
"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark." -- Dante
"A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark
"A million could be years on a thousand may be worlds..."
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste...kill them slowly." -zf-
"A mind is a terrible thing" - Jim Adams, 1993
"A mind what?" Neelix
"A mind's journey begins with a single why?" -- Confucius
"A minor example of my work, yes." -- Garek
"A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction."-Hawkeye
"A moment of indecision can be your last." Backstreet
"A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering." - Londo
"A moment of sanity had come back, a moment of choice." - The Stand
"A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience."
"A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life" -Floyd
"A momentary lapse of treason..." - Pink Fraud
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together.." - Data
"A monster!" - Jerry Lewis
"A moose once bit my sister.."
"A more central location would give added meaning." Data
"A most difficult decision, Captain." Spock
"A most illogical reaction." Spock
"A most unpleasant situation, Captain." Spock, 'Catspaw'
"A motion to adjourn is always in order." -- Heinlein
"A murder is only an extraverted suicide."
"A naked American man stole my balloons."
"A naked general outranks a dressed wound." -- Col. Potter
"A narrative approximation of something..." -- Tom Servo
"A narrow vision. You, too, will be assimilated."
"A natural electircal charge?" Yar
"A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad."
"A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?"
"A new century if felt, not measured." Walter Lord, 1960, on 1900.
"A new crop of eunuchs?" -- Mike Nelson
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat."
"A paradox can be paradoctored." (R.A.Heinlein)
"A part of me knew when I first saw you" - Tessa Noelle
"A party? For me? Here?" - Uncle Fester
"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out"
"A perpetual desire for power after power." - Hobbes
"A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered."
"A personal receiver?" Kirk
"A phaser is the universal communicator." -Worf
"A phaser." Kirk "On overload!" Spock
"A pig in a suit is still a pig."
"A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!" -- Mike Nelson
"A pint cannot hold a quart, Mr. Pizer." V.I.N.Cent
"A pinup of Kathy Bates..." -- Mike Nelson
"A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were."
"A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale."
"A pity. She's quite attractive." Q
"A plamsa storm might not >leave< any debris." Paris
"A plan with no drawbacks!" -- Rimmer
"A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" -MST3K
"A platypus could do my job!" -- Tom Servo
"A pleasant face man steps up to greet you" RUSH Twilight Zone
"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."
"A poker face carved in marble." La Rue
"A political career comes to a screeching halt." -- Mike Nelson
"A political party is organized opinion." - Disraeli
"A pony, an ironing board, and some stirrup pants!" -- Crow
"A pony: a big juicy one, grilled to perfection" - Baby's birthday
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"
"A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!"-Opus
"A pretty car makes an even prettier wreck." -- Runabout
"A pretty damn convenient illness." Sheridan
"A pretty girl like you shouldn't be eating alone."--Odo to Kira
"A problem can be found for almost every solution."
"A promise is a promise, Lt. Dan." Forrest Gump
"A proper perspective about one's history is vital." -- Disraeli
"A psycho-who-a-what?" -3rd Rock From The Sun
"A race of ham radio operators." -- Crow T. Robot
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A random toss - the only true justice." - Two-Face
"A rather barbaric period in your American history." Spock
"A really trivial use for dark powers." -- Mike Nelson
"A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness." Calvin
"A remarkable experience, Commander." - Data
"A replacement must be requested as soon as possible." --Doc Z
"A right DELAYED is a right DENIED." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10
"A room should reflect its occupant." - Kirk.
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
"A rose by any other name is more confusing." -- G. Stein.
"A rough ascii date would be helpful too."
"A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world." -- Forrester
"A salad bar!" -- Tom Servo "With a decorative snot guard!" -- Crow
"A salute to No-Panty-Lines!" -- Tom Servo
"A salute to careful shaving." -- Tom Servo
"A scratch? Your arm's off!" --King Arthur
"A second phone! Of course!" - Bell "Well, DUH!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"A secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know" -- Crow
"A seven corpse meal!" -- Tom Servo
"A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set..."
"A shame, Captainit would have been Glorious!"
"A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose." -- Paine
"A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet!" M. Python
"A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night."-B5 2nd season
"A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer..." --Scar
"A shot in the dark is better than nothing." -- Geordi
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
"A simple `no' would have worked" -- Richie Ryan
"A simple yes or no would have been fine." -- Tom Servo
"A simple yes would have sufficed." - Picard
"A singing pentagram..." -- Tom Servo
"A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror."
"A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure." Quark
"A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds." Spock on platinum
"A small man, a whiny type of guy." -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
"A smart man would ride out right now." MacLeod
"A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles." -- Tom Servo
"A snoot full?" - Data
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." -- Proverbs 15:1
"A soldier's record tells a lot about a person." - Hague
"A soul in tension, that's learning to fly..."<Pink Floyd>
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"A spacesuit with cuff links?" -- Lister
"A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!"
"A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly
"A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission." -- Rush Limbaugh
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
"A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away." -- Crow T. Robot
"A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there!" -- Crow
"A starved body has a skinny soul." Marlon Brando
"A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse."
"A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time." - John,"V"
"A steel pinata? This could take hours!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A stiff apology is a second insult." -- Chesterton
"A stitch in time saves nine." (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." -- Anonymous
"A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows." -- O Henry
"A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles." -Ko
"A subjective term, Riker." - Q
"A subspace tractor beam?" Chakotay "Exactly." Torres
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
"A suggestion. Switch to decaf."--Victor Luk
"A superior woman. I will take her." Khan
"A sword, Frank... a very *rare* sword..." -- Brenda Wyatt
"A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt." -Chmee: Niven
"A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos..."
"A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry
"A talking horse.." "It's Ed, Jim."
"A talking horse?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A teddy bear?!" McCoy
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?" - Spiral
"A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing."
"A theater manager is always ready, Tanya!" Shanda
"A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd!" -- Finieous
"A thing here more than a week is an heirloom." -- Kender Proverb
"A thing well said will be wit in all languages." -- Dryden
"A thinly veiled allegory, a Metamucil if you will..." -Kelly Bundy
"A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time" -Floyd
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur," Tom said mercifully.
"A three thousand year old childproof cap?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A threefold cord is not easily broken." -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
"A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns..." - Mutant Raccoon
"A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance." -- Mallarme
"A tiger in Africa?" "Hmm?" "A TIGER in AFRICA?"
"A time to be born; a time to die." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to break down, and a time to build up."
"A time to kill, and a time to heal." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to mourn, and a time to dance." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted."
"A time to weep, and a time to laugh." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A toast to absent friends." -- Frank N. Furter
"A toothache of a man." -- Jim Hightower on George Bush
"A toss of the coin. The only true justice." - Two-Face
"A traffic jam at the congress intersection." -- Tom Servo
"A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" Ronald Reagan
"A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed."
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"A troop is a group of monkeys stupid, ..change your bunch of banana!"
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A truer sentiment has never been typed!" - Gryphontamer
"A type II phaser beats four aces."-Worf playing poker.
"A typical man." - Hoolihan. "Don't lump us all together."-Hawkeye
"A typical romantic. All you scientists are." The Colonel
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." S. Goldwyn
"A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose." Lamont Cranston
"A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." - Shakespeare
"A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience." -- Tagspeare
"A very impressive title." - Neelix
"A very lovely thought, but not at all practical." - Jiminie Cricket
"A very sophisticated, very professional job." Odo
"A very special Ziffle family reunion" -- Crow T. Robot
"A virus? Some kind of disease?" Janeway
"A volatile mixture of hot munitions and cool jazz!" -- Crow
"A vole fight! I'm appalled!" Quark
"A war put off is not a war avoided." - Charlton Heston
"A warrior does NOT steal taglines." --Worf
"A warrior's drink."-Worf "A warrior's name."-Holodeck babe
"A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE." <g,d,rf>
"A warriors drink" Well that certainly explains a lot.
"A what? To order a what? With what?" - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
"A wheel slices into the crowd, killing three" -- Mike Nelson
"A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us." Kirk
"A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again!" -- Frank on Margaret
"A white male, middle class power holder." -- Gypsy
"A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off."
"A whole new day of rock climbing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A whole skin is worth a thousand victories." -- Brassclaw Orcs
"A wiener running away from a kettle..." -- Tom Servo
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -- Bacon
"A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits." -- Pope
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit."
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman knows, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"A woman should be obscene, not heard." - Gypsy Pete (Drunk)
"A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing."
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"A woman, like music, should have a good end" -- F. Schubert
"A world of indifference. Heads and hearts too full.": Rush
"A world of red neon and ultramarine" RUSH -Alien Shore
"A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.": Rush
"A wounded spirit who can bear?" -- Proverbs 18:14
"A yarn monster!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A yawn is a silent shout." -- Chesterton
"A young doctor means a new graveyard." - German proverb
"A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!"
"A zoinoid Guyver?" -- The Guyver
"A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." - Heinlein
"A! talking! horse! ?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A<<1/4Nåa," said Pooh, as he saw another message in Cyrillic
"A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova
"A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it."
"A**HOLE, sir. Major A**hole."- Spaceballs
"A-HA-WHOooo! You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" - Aahz
"A-Ko, B-ko Save your fighting for the classroom." -- Ayumi-Sensei
"A-hem, helllooooo nurse... I don't get it?" -- Slappy
"A.J. knows everything from the Fairley OddParents." (Nickelodeon, April 2001)
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!" * Lister
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants shrinking! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!"
"AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" -- John Wayne Bobbit
"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
"AAAHH,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO!" - Data
"AAAHHAAAHHAAAHHCHOOO!" -- Data
"AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" -- Chekov
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"
"AAH! SKYLAB!" The Tick
"AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.
"AAaaarrrghh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma
"ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit
"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
"ACE RIMMER: Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
"ACE: This is my best top, damn it!
"ACE: Your brain moves quicker than a nun's first curry
"ACT NORMAL! ACT NORMAL!!" - Homer
"ACTING!" -- Tom Servo
"AGH! A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!" -- Calvin
"AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock
"AHHHHHH!" - Thunder "I don't think he's gonna stop!" - Wang
"AIDS didn't kill these people. Politics did." -- Dr. Don Francis
"AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!"
"AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant>" -- C-Ko
"ALERT! There's a Shriner in the punch!" - Milo Bloom
"ALIVE" Gave the phrase 'Having friends for dinner' a new meaning!
"ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.
"ALIVE, you morons. The operative word is ALIVE!" - Aahz
"ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!"
"ALREADY-MARRIED MAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"AMAZON.GIF 1024x768x256".... Sounds like one big mama
"ANARCHY NOW!" - Milo Bloom
"ANNA STEVEN (pant, pant. drool)" - Volehunters #2
"ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz
"ARE YOU MOCKING MY HAND GESTURE?" - Dex "Oh, no!" - Danny
"ARE YOU THE MAN WHO SHOT MY SISTER?! YOU SHOT MY SISTER!!"--Scully
"ARGH!!! GARIBALDI!!! You're a DEAD MAN!!!"
"ASCII and you shall receive" Z.MODEM
"ASSIMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!" - Tigger of Borg
"AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!
"AT&T KFC" = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."
"ATDT" - Avon Calling.
"ATTAAACK!!" - B&WYakko
"ATTACK!" -- Black and White Yakko
"AUGHHH! A SNOW SNAKES GOT ME!" - Calvin
"AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18..." Computer on Jurassic Park
"AW GEEZE... Will ya LOOK at THIS!!" - Archie Bunker
"AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS ... itty-bitty living space."
"AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh <gurgle>."
"Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish......"
"Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life.."
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."
"Aaaww, Mr. Sabretoothie just needs a big hug!" -- Elmyra
"Aachoo!" "Gesundheit!" - Calvin and Hobbes (and several monsters)
"Aack! I'm alone with a human being!" -Cathy
"Aah! I'm a geek!" "Eeek, I am too!"
"Aah! There's a horrible slug on your shoulder! Aah!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Aardvarking Through Georgia" by S. M. Stirling
"Aarg Aarg I'm dying you idiot" - Baby's naming, Dinosaurs
"Abandon all hope ye who read this..."
"Abandon ship! This is not a drill!" - Data
"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."
"Abandon thought and let the dream descend!" - Phantom
"Abash the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is..." - T-Bird
"Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)"
"Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!" -- Mike Nelson
"Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose." -- Tom Servo
"Ability without honor has no value." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Able and Unwilling...", um...no... wait....
"Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound..."
"About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin..." -Lehrer
"About as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy..." -- Mike Nelson
"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."
"About this long... this thick..."- Wesley
"About you, until you are ready to fight legends." - Kosh
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
"Abra-cadaver!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Absence diminishes minor passions and enflames great ones."
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire." -Bussy-Rabutin
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -Anonymous
"Absence makes the heart grow yonder." -King's Quest 5
"Absence makes the nose grow longer." - The Doctor
"Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe."
"Absinthe makes the head pound harder"
"Absofragginlutely, dammit!" - Delenn
"Absolute time is irrelevant." -- Einstein of Borg
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Absolutely I will not interfere!" - Chekov
"Abstain from all appearance of evil." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:22
"Abstract impressionism. It's what hot" -- Tom Servo
"Accept the pain, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth." - Data
"Accessing SLIP server... Entering my I.P. address..." -- Crow
"Accessing. Reboot. Shut down." -- Crow T. Robot
"Accessory After The Fact Theater will return..." -- Tom Servo
"Accidents cause people." Neece's personal tagline.
"According to Dax, anyway." Kira
"According to the life monitors, we're dying." McCoy
"According to the news, it was an accident." Winters
"According to these readings, it's a ship without engines." Janeway
"Accordions are poison to Vogons!" -Vogons, WTNE
"Accountability is Un-American!!" - Opus
"Ace Frehley has the same kind of business" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace Rimmer. Space Corps." * Ace Rimmer
"Ace and No Face are calling" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying!" - The Doctor
"Ach, nein - not ANOTHER aircraft destroyed!" - Nightcrawler
"Achamoth" - Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!".. "Admit it, you liked it, didn't you?"
"Ack!Phfft!Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat "All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"Ack" - B.T. Cat
"Ack, they could teach us a thing or two." Scott
"Acknowledged. Beam engaged." Torres
"Acrophobia Explained" - by Alfredo Heights
"Act first, ask questions later." Siren
"Act now and you too can be a meanie!"
"Act now we must, for we have no more time for words." -- Amara
"Actin' funny, but I don't know why...'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."
"Acting's easy when you can read your lines!"
"Action Jesus! Manger sold seperately..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Action Ken Doll is there!" -- Mike Nelson
"Action sequence narrowly aborted!" -- Tom Servo
"Action's what the Flash-man needs" - Flash
"Activate Holodeck Program Paris Three." Paris
"Activate cluster bombs on my mark" --Scott
"Activate it and direct the beam here." Doctor
"Activate the time machine." -- Captain Galaxy
"Activating evasive maneuver omega." Chakotay
"Activating pattern enhancers. Energizing." Data
"Actually I like running around in my bare feet." - Picard.
"Actually I'm making great time..." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually what I was looking for was some witty repartee..." Q
"Actually, *I* blew up my shop." -- Garek
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
"Actually, I came here to rescue you." Sisko
"Actually, I'm losing an officer." Kirk
"Actually, I'm only 21 years old." - Celsius.
"Actually, if they leak, you've pumped them too many times."
"Actually, it's she, but yes, she usually guides me well." Chakotay
"Actually, it's very NICE junk." -Roy Fokker
"Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually... It's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"ActuallyI'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)"
"ActuallyIt's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ad Nausaeum:" Commercials that make you puke.
"Adam, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n" said Tom meanly.
"Add the nutmeg!" - Pinky
"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n", said Tom meanly.
"Addendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adding `just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
"Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing," Tom decreed
"Aditi" - Mother of the lights of heaven.
"Adm., there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft."
"Admiral! There be whales here!" "That's a mirror, Scotty."
"Admiral! There be *whales* here!" -- Scotty
"Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song." (Uhura)
"Admiral, there be WHALES here!" - Montgomery Scott
"Admiral, there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral, you only have the CONN temporarily." Picard
"Admiral,there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a @N@."
"Admire it later prisoner, for now just use it." - Roland
"Admit it. You liked it, didn't you?" -- Frank N. Furter
"Admit it... you all will be destroyed." - Alien
"Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!"
"Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach..." -- Mike Nelson
"Adolph Hitler is NIGHT RIDER"
"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..." "Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!" -- Eric, Adrian
"Adult wolves are always naked too." - Dire Wolf
"Adult" McDonalds ad (next in series): Ronny nails Wendy
"Adultery Is Fun" By Gomez A. Round
"Adults are obsolete children." (Dr. Seuss)
"Adventure is found in unlikely places." Landfill
"Adventure is the champagne of life." -- Chesterson
"Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda
"Advertisments" - by Bill Board
"Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager!" -- Sam
"Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!"
"Aerosmith is God. There is none higher. Heh-heh. Heh-heh."
"Affection has no price." -- St. Jerome
"Affordable supercomputing" is almost an oxymoron. - eugene miya, NASA Ames Research Center
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" - Han Solo
"Afraid I'll make a stink?"-Ace Ventura
"African or European?" "Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I
"After a thousand years the darkness has come again!" - G'kar.
"After a trip with you, he may survive." -- Hawkeye to Mitchell
"After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same." - Rogue
"After all these years, I DID enjoy it." Kirk
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
"After all we've been through?" Seska to Chakotay
"After all you've seen, why can't you believe?" - Fox Mulder
"After all, it's only money." Zek
"After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?" - Q
"After all, this *is* 1920." -- Kalas
"After all, unlike your god, we are civilized." - Dan Ceppa
"After all, we're big enough to take a FEW insults." Scott
"After all, who remembers the Armenians?" -Adolf Hitler
"After all, you're only 102." McCoy
"After dinner", he said, "Your modem or mine?"
"After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human." - Data
"After many years of wrestling with reality, I final won."
"After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it." -- Al
"After such knowledge, what forgiveness." -- Eliot
"After ten long years they left him out of the home..."
"After that you are free to go to hell in your own way." - Roland
"After that, I must have fallen asleep." Paris
"After that, Mama went to a hotel to lie down." Forrest Gump
"After that, shrimpin' was easy." Forrest Gump
"After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole."-Trapper
"After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" - S. Wright
"After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo
"After today, I am the hawk." - Roland
"After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!"
"After what I saw in the street today, I think I could kill." Isak
"After what happened today, I don't think I can wear that." - Sheridan
"After what you've been through, you deserve to sit for a while."
"Afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions." Methos
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." - HHGTTG
"Again and again it ends this way... upon the killing ground." - DT I
"Again with the phallic references!" -- Tom Servo
"Again, exactly like Earth." Spock
"Again, that anger! 'Seized my vessal'! 'Seized my vessal'!" -Q
"Again?!" - Rocky the flying squirrel
"Against the run of the mill" -RUSH
"Age before beauty" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
"Agent Mulder believes we are not alone." - Dana Scully
"Agh! It's a nightmare! I'm seeing *six* Warners!" -- Plotz
"Agonizer? Where did I put that doohickey?" -- Evil Crow
"Agreed. More like...love." Kirk
"Agressive stewardess recruiting." -- Tom Servo
"Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeng!"
"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more."
"Ah don't see no points on yoah eahs, boy..."--Admiral McCoy
"Ah ha. Lets see if I've got this straight." -- Blackadder
"Ah here we go...Fireball...wonderful spell." - Fizban
"Ah jeeez.... who writes this crap?" Julie/The Maxx
"Ah so, Mr. Suzuki." "You sure are!"
"Ah thank you, but this is not, I, ah hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah the joys of hacking... the agony of no sleep." -mrk
"Ah yes, poor friend. I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." -- Kirk
"Ah yes, the Garden of Eden. Just outside Moscow." - Chekov
"Ah! A Herring Sandwich!" -- Robot in Mostly Harmless
"Ah! Ahhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Ah! Good... a fight!" -- Dr. Chennard
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! I have access." -- Data
"Ah! Now that's entertainment!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah! A traditional old style Pagan wedding!"--Nate Bredfeldt
"Ah! Have I been called to testify?"--HoloDoc
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah'm nae dirty!" -Pte MacAuslin.
"Ah, Camalot." "Actually it's just a modle." "Shhhh!"
"Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, Friend Klingon!" Cyrano Jones
"Ah, I know this one. He was trouble." - Londo
"Ah, I know this one." - Londo
"Ah, I see. Will you be requiring me to cut off an arm or a leg?"
"Ah, Kirstie... We thought we'd lost you." -- Pinhead
"Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho, Godspeed."
"Ah, Mr. Vulcan, come in, come in!" -- Neelix
"Ah, Mr. Woof." Lwaxana Troy
"Ah, Ponch and John are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, Robotech, the show that gave me a fetish for green hair..."
"Ah, Robotech, the show that made me HATE girls who can't sing..."
"Ah, Seanette, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed."
"Ah, Swisher Sweets!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intelect." - Garek
"Ah, baby! You puss! Push the button, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ah, bustling city music!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, but the lad has such a sweet young body," the Baron said.
"Ah, come on guys...You're high...you're so high!"
"Ah, don't hop over the bodies. It's so glib." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, forget it, I'm done!" þ Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Ah, he had a little too much death ray..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, he's the Vasectomy Kid!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, hee he he ha!" --Monty Python
"Ah, here we are - 'How to Raise the Dead'." - Bart Simpson
"Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizban
"Ah, it's like the first time you fall in love." - Scotty
"Ah, jam it, you crummy prole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ah, just like that Jim" - Bones comes out of the closet
"Ah, let 'em crash." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, men! Enjoying their manliness!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works." * Riker
"Ah, now I can see through the window," said Tom stiltedly.
"Ah, she's blind! That explains the decorating!" -- Crow
"Ah, thank youbut this is notIah, hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine."
"Ah, the children of the night - what music they make." - Dracula
"Ah, the effect of jazz on youth..." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, the leg is on the other thigh now!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the suffering. The sweet suffering." -- Pinhead
"Ah, the sweet smell of terror..." -- Orion the Hunter
"Ah, the sweet stinging kiss of hot lead." -- Apu Apeenapostlepetalon
"Ah, the traditional Yuletide cabbage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..."
"Ah, they're bluffing." Sheridan
"Ah, thirst quenching! Who needs therapy when you can suck souls?"
"Ah, to be old again!" said the young corpse. -S. Lec
"Ah, urinal cakes! My favorite!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, war is heck!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, well, you'll get used to it."
"Ah, wheels! What doesn't this movie have?" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, wilderness." "Where's the TV?"
"Ah, yes! My lightly propped garage." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you know of me, then?" Garek to Dr. Bashir
"Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music and not the song."
"Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
"Ah, you're deep, Tony. Real deep." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero Room." -- The Doctor
"Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding." - Homer
"Ah, youth. Ah, statute of limitations." - John Waters, SHOCK VALUE
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ha! They take me for the fool I am!" -Groo the Wanderer
"Ah-ha, so that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux."
"Ah-hah, that was why what?" - Mihoshi
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. I assume I have been activated to testify." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Ah. So you're a waffle man!" -- Talkie Toaster
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. That." Morden on the Icarus
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore..."
"Ah... A game!" - Data
"Ah... missed!" -- Gomez Addams
"Ah... so this isn't New Jersey." "No, you're on a spaceship."
"AhAll is well that ends well." --E.A. Poe "Oh Bother" --Pooh
"Aha! I think we just foiled someone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Aha, rules of the game, go on" - Quark
"Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze." -Memphis IHOP
"Ahead full, Mr. Pinky!" - Brain
"Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah!" - Holly
"Ahead groove factor 5" - Holly
"Ahead of them was darkness and death." - The Stand
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
"Ahead warp factor 6 and mind the black hole." *Thump!*
"Ahem Okay... Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"Ahem!" - Skraig the Red Dragon. "Oops!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Ahem," said the Dragon, killing the party.
"Ahem," said the lich threatningly.
"Ahem." Said the lich threateningly to the party.
"Ahh AHH*CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh I see an Evil Georgie Grin d;-)" - Quickling
"Ahh but we're talking literature not logic..." - Quickling
"Ahh! Don't ride the Wild Mouse! It's not saaaaaaaafe!"
"Ahh! No harm done." Picard
"Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs!" Joel on shrew
"Ahh! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. THHHHP! Ahh! Still good!
"Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"Ahh... AHH... *CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh... Ahh... *CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahh... Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"AhhAhh*CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahhh I see where you're going!!" - Geordi
"Ahhh! My GOOD friend Miiister Stra-CHIN-ski!"
"Ahhh, another bowl of chocolate frosted sugar bombs." - Calvin
"Ahhh. So you're a waffle man!" * Talkie Toaster
"Ahhh... A warriors tagline!" þ Worf
"Ahhh...flying hellbeast...seen it!"
"Ahhhh...Default. The two sweetest words in the English language."
"Ahhhhh, continuity's for wusses!"--[insert your favourite ITB here]
"Ahhhhhh, a simple problem for simple minds!" - Curly Joe
"Ahmissed!" - Gomez Addams
"Aieee! Sunlight! Turn it off! Turn it off!" -- Sheila Bungee
"Ain't I a stinker?" -- Bugs Bunny
"Ain't I great?" - Double J, Jeff Jarrett
"Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" -- Van Halen
"Ain't got no home..no place to roam..." - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
"Ain't it a shame when you got nuthin'" -- Frank Zappa
"Ain't no artist, I'm a businessman, no ideas of my own" - J. Biafra
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
"Ain't that a kick in the butt!" -- Al
"Ain't that right, new boy." B.C.
"Air Modo clear for landing." - Modo
"Air pressure! It's gotta be air pressure!" "Not this week!"
"Airbags suck!" Yeah... huh huh huh
"Airport movies are like watering holes of B Movie actors."
"Aivas, aivas, aivas.It doesn't sound like a real word."
"Akaar is dead. I am the Teer." Maab
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
"Ako bude bio smak sveta, odlozicemo kontrolni."
"Ako se nema sredstava, treba imati jaku zelju" No. 1
"Al! Quit uploading naughty GIFs into my hard drive." -- Ziggy
"Al's gonna sing a test song...it WAS a protest song..." --Mike Love
"Al, I Just Leaped Into a Tagline. What Does Ziggy Say?"
"Al, I felt the baby kick!" -- Sam Beckett
"Al, I need more money; what you need is a second job." -Peggy Bundy
"Al, looks like I've leapt into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?"
"Al, read *my* lips... I'm pregnant." -- Sam Beckett
"Al, what's all this hardware attached to me" - Sam of Borg "Ohhh Boy"
"Al... don't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ!" -- Joel Robinson
"Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards."
"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." (as he sipped champagne on his deathbed) - Oscar Wilde
"Alas, I am inconsolable!" said Tom uncomfortably.
"Alas, my world crumbles about me." - Lawrence Limburger
"Alas, poor Aardvark, I knew him well!"
"Alas, poor Yorick." "He's dead, Jim."
"Alas," lamented Pooh, "poor @FN@, I knew thee well..."
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Albatross!!!...it's a bird, isn't it? It's bloody seabird flavour..."
"Albatross? Albatross!" -- Albatross peddler, M.P.F.C.
"Albatross? What flavor is it?"
"Albatross? What flavor is it?" "It's bloody albatross flavor, mate!"
"Albert's path is a strange and difficult one." -- Agent Cooper
"Albert, let's talk about knuckles." -- Sheriff Truman
"Alchohol: The more you drink, the less you think." -Dinosaurs
"Alcmene" - Virgin Mother, Power of the Moon.
"Alcohol was just poison to him." - Hemingway, on F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!" - Dinosaur TV ad
"Aldon't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Ale. Romulan. Lots." - Kirk
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take Assimilated Races for $100." -Borg Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take, 'Things Only I know' for $1000 please.
"Alexander Walcott and McGruff? He's all over the map."
"Alexander, beating on Worf's head: Not the mamma!"
"Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while?" Picard
"Alfred. Don't touch me. Aunt Harriet." -- Tom Servo
"Algol standards aren't the same without Niklaus," said Tom wirthlessly.
"Alia jacta est." -Julius Caesar
"Alia jacta est." (The die is cast.)
"Alice beckons"-Mark
"Alice in Wonderland" -Carroll
"Alien plot? What have you heard of an alien plot?"
"Aliens ate my Buick!"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?" - Animaniacs
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
"Aliens. Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Aliens. Go fig." -- Dot
"Alimony is just another word for rape." -- Betty Hapschatt
"Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer, food critic.
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer.
"All ? What kind of a name is All ?"
"All About Kissing" - by Miss L. Toe
"All Alone" - by Saul E. Terry
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
"All Brian, all the time." -- Crow T. Robot
"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth" - NHL Theme Song.
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- Kirk
"All I ask is a tall ship, and Morn to steer her."
"All I can say is `No. Bite me!'" -- Crow T. Robot
"All I did was pull the spark plug wire," Tom said shockingly.
"All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home!" *Kira*
"All I envy is your chutzpah." -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"All I ever do is milk this damn cow", Tom uttered continuously.
"All I ever do is work," Tom droned.
"All I ever wanted was to have what other people have." -- Keogh
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks" - Weird Al
"All I gots is time...Got no meaning, just a rhyme..."
"All I have is two pair. Of queens." Amanda
"All I hear is Bret! Bret, Bret, Bret!"-Owen Hart, on "The Hart Bunch"
"All I know is I am not a Marxist." -- Marx
"All I know is I gotta help her, Mac" -- Richie Ryan
"All I know is normal is not what I think." - Fox Mulder
"All I know is that I am not a Marxist." -Karl Marx
"All I know is what I read in the taglines." - Me.
"All I know is what I see on the monitors."
"All I know is what the Rat told me." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"All I need is to find Grendel." EHMP
"All I really want is some patience."--Alanis Morissette
"All I said was, `That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!'
"All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mall
"All I want is 20,000 machine guns", said the dictator disarmingly.
"All I want is a cup of coffee!" -Mihoshi
"All I want is someone I can't resist." -Aerosmith & McFly :)
"All I want to do is save these people and then go home."- Frank Burns
"All I'm asking for is a little leap of faith." Zek
"All I'm interested in is justice." - Odo
"All Stop!...StarTrek's on!"
"All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape."
"All aboard!" -- Mikey
"All across the sky I'm wanted. Am I flattered? Yes I am!" -fan?
"All agents defect; all resistors sell out." - Clarke Nova
"All alone and trapped in time..."
"All alone in the night..."
"All along the minitower"
"All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned," said Tom charmingly.
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
"All around my hat, I will wear the green willow."
"All art constantly aspires to the condition of music." -- Pater
"All battles are battles of the spirit." - Caine
"All blonde not blonde by cracky"
"All cats are *not* grey at night. Endless variety" - Heinlein
"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
"All comedians put your notebooks away." -- Mike Nelson
"All communications are...out." Uhura
"All constants are variables." - Murphy's Law of Mathematics
"All day and every day making tomorrow look like yesterday!" -Reg
"All decks, stand by! Shock waves!" Chekov
"All done, bye bye."
"All else is froo froo." - Ken Stuckas..
"All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"
"All empires are no more than power in trust." -- Dryden
"All existence is expression, especially in the Underworld."
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"All fighters, fire at will." - Ivanova
"All for love, and nothing for reward." -Edmund Spencer
"All general statements are false." -- The Ultimate Law
"All girls, all garters," indeed!
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good things must come to an end." * Q
"All good things succumb to those who wait." -- Razorclaw
"All good things to those who wait" - Hannibal Lecter
"All great discoveries are made by mistake." -- Young's Law
"All great men make mistakes." -- Churchill
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw
"All hail Excalibur, sword of kings!" - a comic book cover from a Wendy's kids meal
"All hail Schweitzer!" -- Freyja
"All hands on *ME*!"
"All hands, brace for impact!" Riker
"All human things are subject to decay."
"All humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights."
"All humans things are subject to decay."
"All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny" Twain
"All in a good cause" -- Kalas
"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all you're just another brick in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." -- Pink Floyd
"All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer." -- Kryten
"All in good time, Captain. All in good time." - Delenn
"All in good time, Major Kira, all in good time." Dukat
"All in life is a waking dream and in death is the final awakening."-Q
"All is vanity, and vexation of the spirit." -- Ecclesiastes 1:14
"All kings are mostly rapscallions." -- Twain
"All life on Earth originated in the pond of GOO..." - Q
"All life on the planet is being destroyed, sir." Data
"All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All men *are* brothers." -- Kirk
"All men are created unequal." - Lazarus Long
"All men are created unequal." -- Heinlein
"All men are ignorant, just in different fields" - Einstein
"All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe"
"All mimsy were the borogroves..."
"All mouth and legs, that's me..." Tegan
"All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane."
"All my hidden skills are undiscovered." - Clinton
"All my intestines cried out at once!" -- Dr. Forrester
"All my knowledge cannot ease my arthritis", said the wiseacre.
"All my real skills are undervalued." - - Calvin
"All new": Parts not interchangeable with previous model
"All night looking for a true romance..."
"All of a sudden we're at Aquaduct!" -- Crow T. Robot
"All of a sudden, Capin Acard ties his own shoes."--ST: TNG Farewell
"All of a sudden, he's the Duke of Ellington!"
"All of life is a series of leaps, for us grasshoppers." - Joseph
"All of life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson
"All of these people are foreigners!" -- Tom Servo
"All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
"All of this was for nothing...unless we go to the stars."
"All of this, just an illusion." "No illusion. Jackson's dead."
"All of this, just an illusion." McCoy
"All of us coporeal linear whatevers..." - Quark
"All orange, all the time" -- Crow T. Robot
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Heinlein
"All other `sins' are invented nonsense." - Lazarus Long
"All our races stand on the edge of extinction" - G'Kar.
"All philosophy is a form of confession." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton
"All planet leave is cancelled, I've just had an unhappy love affair"
"All reet! All reet! Be fleet, cool and discreet, honey ..." - 98.1 F
"All religions suck..." -- Biafra
"All religions===
"All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!" - Iago
"All right -- we'll use a water solution", Tom acquiesced.
"All right! Bovine intervention!" The Tick
"All right! Finally, I'm a loser!" - Vinnie
"All right! Time for a crime spree!" - Snake
"All right! Where is the little weasel?" "Which one?" "EITHER!!!!"
"All right! Who deed eet? Who swiped my reever?"- Ren Hoek
"All right, Benson, what have you been doing?" -- Tom Servo
"All right, Charles, you've made your point!" The Tick
"All right, I'll see that you get that chance." Sisko
"All right, Mr. Pennzoil Head, but you talked us into it!" - Yakko
"All right, Q, that's enough." Picard
"All right, Scotty, put her in full reverse." Kirk
"All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round." -- Jimbo
"All right, Wakko, we got the point." - Yakko
"All right, a dekion beam." Janeway
"All right, all right, break it up!" - Zack Allen
"All right, all right. I get the message." - Aahz
"All right, all right. We get the picture." - Yakko Warner
"All right, buckethead... it's me and you!" -- Force
"All right, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!" - Yakko
"All right, calm down." Jake Sisko
"All right, everybody, we've got a whole new ballgame." -- Henry
"All right, evil-doer, SUCK - <fthoop> - sushi?" - DarkWing Duck
"All right, get lost." Kirk Douglas
"All right, ground-pounders!" - Richard Franklin
"All right, here we go!" La Forge
"All right, let's do it!" La Forge
"All right, let's say there's a monster." Kirk
"All right, let's waste him'no offense'."
"All right, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
"All right, that's enough!" - Tom Wilson during the "Making of WCIII"
"All right, then, smart-ass, it's bloody albatross flavored!"
"All right, we'll call it a draw!" -The Black Knight
"All right, we're lost! But we're making good time!" - Sulu
"All right, who hurled the ball through my window?" asked Tom painfully.
"All right, who wants an overture." -- Joel Robinson
"All right, you feminist screwheads, listen up!" - Ash
"All right, you lovelies, hold together." Scott
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up!" -- Ash
"All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." - Monty Burns
"All right. We waste him. No offense..." -- Hicks
"All right. How about just some hot air?" - Yakko
"All right. I found it." Picard
"All right. I'll be diplomatic. Our definitions may differ." - Kira
"All right. Smiley." Sisko
"All right. We won't try that." -Janeway
"All right. What am I going to hit?" Bashir
"All right. When and where?" Sheridan
"All right... This chick is toast!"
"All senior officers, report to the bridge." Janeway
"All serious riders have their own saddles." --Picard
"All she had on was the radio..."
"All ships check in." -Fox McCloud
"All solutions should be as simple as possible and no simpler!"
"All systems operating" - Data
"All that fussing over a little arrow" -- Amanda
"All that glitters has a high refractive index." - Tom E.
"All that goes, All that passes, the water flows, the heart, forgets."
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.."
"All that night, we made love in the moonlight..."
"All that remains now is honor and death" - Alite Deeron.
"All that was meant to bore you s**tless." - I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought" <Buddha>
"All that we can do is just survive" - Rush
"All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." -Rush
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream..." Poe
"All that's gone, all that's to come ..." Pink Floyd
"All that's left are the front and back," Tom said decidedly.
"All the birds sing words and the flowers croon"
"All the candles... What'd she do, loot a Pier One?" -- Crow
"All the condiments are in order by height and popularity." -- Frank
"All the good movies have Monsters & spaceships."
"All the hair has fallen off of my monkey." "Sell the bicycle!"
"All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey..."
"All the more reason we should have your blood on file." EMHP
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
"All the poet can do today is warn." -- Owen
"All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles, I'm gonna drink 'em up."
"All the time grinning, but the grin never touched his eyes."
"All the wealth I want you can find in here (the Bible)." -- Mulcahy
"All the white horses are still in bed" - Tori Amos
"All the world is dangling for you, darling" - Tori Amos
"All the world is indeed a stage." - Shakespeare
"All the world's a Jabberwock if you WANT it to be..."
"All the world's a stage, and I just forgot my lines."
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players."
"All the world's a stage, and... Line! LINE!"
"All the world's a stage.." - Shakespere "Curtain call" - Death
"All the world's indeed a stage and I got THIRD ROW SEATS!"
"All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players." -RUSH
"All these doughnuts and not a cop in sight." - Plucky Duck
"All these guys look like Ernie Kovacs." -- Crow T. Robot
"All these med units & I have to pull into a funny farm." - Col.Flagg
"All these people are dead now..." -- Joel Robinson
"All these things I think about, I think about...Always come unglued."
"All things are metaphors" -- Goethe
"All things are possible to one who believes." -- St. Bernard
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat." -Monty Python
"All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat..."
"All things in moderation." - a Moderator
"All things we can conceive of clearly; exist." - Descartes
"All things were made by Him." -- John 1:3
"All this 'assimilated' junk. Go fig!" -Dot of Borg
"All this and heaven too." -- Henry
"All this for an AXE??" MacLeod
"All this good food will make us sick." -- Trapper
"All this is Do. What is not Do? Do *is*." -- Gentle Mountain
"All this jocularity is most unseemly." -- Hawkeye as Father Mulcahy
"All this synthehol and no mouth articulation!" --Morn, DS9
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" - Sinclair
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars" : Babylon 5
"All this will be for nothing unless we go to the stars."
"All this will be yours.." "What? The curtains?"
"All this, and a villian too." -The Tick
"All this, self-inflicted. Mass suicide!" Kirk
"All those Kilrathi waiting to die at my hands." - Cobra
"All thta we can do to help ourselves is stay alive.": Rush
"All traditions started out as heresy." - David Grisman
"All trust is foolish." -Drow Proverb
"All trust is foolish." -Drow Proverb
"All truth is simple." Is that not doubly a lie? - Nietzsche
"All truths begin as blasphemies."
"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"All we are is dust in the wind." - Kansas
"All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance" - Lennon
"All we are saying is, give pizza chants."
"All we are saying," "Is give pizza chants."
"All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.." - Herbo protest song
"All we are saying... is give pizza chants."
"All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys."
"All we are... is monkeys with car keys." - Northern Exposure
"All we get is 'Mind-that-bus-what-bus-SPLAT!' --Rimmer
"All we have is this moment - 21st Century's yesterday" - INXS
"All we have to do is stop feeding them!" McCoy on tribbles
"All we need is a few good men" - Q
"All we need to do is close the noose." Cranston
"All we need to do is make sure we keep talking" -Pink Floyd
"All we want is the World Tonite..."
"All we've done since we've met is argue." - O'Brien
"All we've met is large, mutated animals..." -- Tom Servo
"All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead." - H.P.Lovecraft
"All wings report in!" -- Lando Calrissian
"All women are the same height on the echo." --Anna Stevens
"All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy." - Bart's Board
"All would live long, but none would grow old." -- Franklin
"All you care about is getting your next dosage." -- Yar
"All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree" -Coverdale/Page
"All you have in here is a piece of latinum. A _small_ piece."
"All you have to do is live long enough." - Duncan MacLeod
"All you have to do is...catch me."--Meta
"All you need is a willing victim and a bottle of nitrous oxide."
"All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra." -- Al ql
"All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ever be."
"All your prayers must seem as nothing ninety-six below the wave.." -SoM
"All's fair in love And war. What A Contemptible Lie!" -- RAH
"All's fair in love and war--what a contemptible lie." -Heinlein
"All's well that ends well." - Poe "Bother," - Pooh
"All's well that ends well." - E. A. Poe
"All's well that ends well." - Poe "Bother." - Pooh
"All, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?"
"All, you gotta learn to surf!"
"Allegiance To The King" - by Neil Downe
"Allllllrighty then!" -- Ace Ventura
"Allow me to be frank." - CEW. "I beg your pardon?!" - Hoolihan
"Allow me to die with honor." Tosk
"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is mud. <plop>" - Wile E. Coyote
"Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond" - Hugo Drax
"Allow me to knee you right in the groin..." -- Tom Servo
"Allow the little children to come to me...."
"Allow your eyes to close." Chakotay
"Allright Krueger. This time it's for keeps!"-Alice
"Allright so how do I die?" - Scully "You don't." - Bruckman
"Allright, I'm going to punch his ticket"-Alice
"Allright, Spread'em!!" - while playing doctors and nurses
"Alls well that ends well" - Poe "Bother" - Pooh
"Ally Ally Oxygen Free!" þ Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
"Almost a symbiosis of some kind. A sort of joining." McCoy
"Almost never." - Friday
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and sloppy kisses
"Alone, even in a crowd. Dead, but among the living..."
"Alouette, je te plumerai," sang Tom jauntily.
"Alpha 9175-Blue" Sisko
"Already, this movie is like going to the dentist." -- Joel
"Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it!" -- Yakko
"Alright Spread'em!" - while playing cops and robbers
"Alright! Let them eat PIE!" Marie Antoinette, last words
"Alright! We're lost! But we're making good time." -Sulu
"Alright, Brooke, Mr. *Auteur*. Lets see what you got." -- Mike
"Alright, FREEZE!" "Mind if I just go tepid instead?"
"Alright, blame the victim..." -- Mike Nelson
"Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!"
"Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then?" -- Holly
"Alright, now we're worried." - Batman
"Alright, now. Who here is bald?" -- Tom Servo
"Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet???"
"Alright," agreed the husband. "But how about a quarter a point on the side to make it interesting?"
"Alright," said Alice "I'm going back to the other side of the mirror"
"Alright...now dig this baby."
"Alself me to introlow mybody.."
"Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself."
"Also, ALL messages in this echo myst have at least 5 taglines or they are
"Alter your course: glacier up ahead," Tom responded icily.
"Alternating currents force a show of hands." -RUSH
"Although I must say I approve of your new tailor." - Q
"Although I take no pleasure in being right." Neelix
"Although Selina Kyle might be there." - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS
"Although you seem dangerously unequipped, brain-wise....." - Sam
"Always Coca-Cola. Only." - 1993
"Always Coca-Cola." -1992
"Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons." --Dilbert
"Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it." - Heinlein
"Always be smarter than the people who hire you." - Horne
"Always burn your bridges." - Enabran Tain
"Always carry a spare... of everything." -- Ioseph of Locksley
"Always cut the cards." - Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." -- Heinlein
"Always drink apple juice, cuz OJ can kill you!"
"Always expect your opponent to play the best move!"-I.M. Silman
"Always give a monster an even break!" -- Gary Gygax
"Always have Glenn Close play your mom when possible." -- Mel Gibson
"Always hopeful, yet discontent." -Rush: Moving Pictures
"Always hopeful, yet discontent.": Rush
"Always in motion is the future." - Yoda
"Always know what you're buying." - FRA #218
"Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it." - L. Long
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python
"Always look on the bright side of life..."--Eric Idle
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." Heinlein
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." - Lazarus Long
"Always put the important before the merely urgent." -- Heinlein
"Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar." -Jack Butler
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn."
"Always store beer in a dark place." - Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -- Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -L. Long
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
"Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't." - Heinlein
"Always the same place in the end: another deadhouse." - DT II
"Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way."
"Always when I'm in the bathoscope..." -- Joel Robinson
"Always where you never expect it. Always." -- Merlin
"Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?"
"Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again." - RAH
"Always." - 1992
"Am I 'indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"Am I Marilyn Monroe?"
"Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves?" -- 1 Sam. 17:43
"Am I a king or a breeding bull?" Charles Laughton
"Am I a prisoner here?" Picard/Kamin
"Am I afraid of losing command to a computer?" Kirk
"Am I being accused of something here?" Paris
"Am I clear, Mr. Garak?" - Sisko "Absolutely." - Garak
"Am I dancing, Doctor?" - Data
"Am I disturbing you?" - Frank. "Not yet." - Margaret
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
"Am I ever wrong?... Marriages don't count." -- Al Calavicci
"Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet?"
"Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking?" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last th
"Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do."
"Am I having fun yet?" - Zippy
"Am I in the right movie?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I making any sense here?" Paris
"Am I more terrifying than I am beautiful?" -- Bora
"Am I my brother's keeper?" -- Genesis 3:19
"Am I out of Reba? Do I *need* more Reba?" "..or *ANY* Wynonna?"
"Am I out of `Reba'? Do I need more `Reba'?" -- Tom Servo
"Am I overdoing this?" -- Mike Nelson
"Am I pregnant?" -- Gypsy
"Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?"
"Am I right?" Claudius "Quite correct." Spock
"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?" -- Skid Mark
"Am I the only one who finds this funny?" - Quark
"Am I too old ? Is it too late ?" - Pink Floyd
"Am I tripping, Joel?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Am I who I think I am?" -- Dr. Freedman to Col. Flagg
"Am I winning or losing?" -- Hawkeye
"Am I your woman?" Moreau-2 to Kirk
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that" - Crow
"Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do..."
"Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he drives them back." (George)
"Ambassador Delenn told me what happened." - Garibaldi
"Ambassador have a safe trip home." - Picard
"Ambassador, I'm willing to cut a deal with you." Sheridan
"Ambassador, your logic escapes me." -- Picard
"Ambassadors in the culture of resentment" Newsday on Limbaugh & Stern
"Ambiguity is scary!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ambition can creep as well as soar." -- Burke
"Ambition should be made of 'STERNER' stuff" - Julius Caesar
"Ambrosia's been to Hell." "And they kicked her out, right?"
"Ambush?! What a nasty way to put it!" -Kodachi
"Amen! Crack a tube!"
"Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
"Amen." -Brigham Young (1801-77), Mormon leader, last word
"America 10 years ago or Canada today..." -- Tom Servo
"America has no criminal class except her Congress." - Mark Twain
"America is in the heart of every one around the world."
"America is leaning on cheese!" -- Crow T. Robot
"America is the country of young men." -- Emerson
"America needs a full-time President." --Richard Nixon, 1973
"America owes you a debt of gratitude, son." LBJ
"America! Land of the lawsuit!! God bless her!!" - Steve Dallas
"America, Love it or Leave it!" comes back to haunt Dittoheads. - RL
"American Girls" -- Triumph
"American Pilgrims" aka armed seperatist religious cults!
"American Tourister Gladiators." -- Tom Servo
"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed" James Madison
"Americans like me like difficult jobs." -- Col. Flagg
"Americans suffer from emotional chaos without reason." - Chuin
"Amiga? Come on!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Amigo"...What happened to my Amiga when I got a '486.
"Ammo belt.Bandolier.Impossibly huge gun.Head band.Lock and load."
"Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it."
"Amoebas don't make motorcycles and atomic bombs." -- Kay
"Among the Kindred you must be devious." -- Nostoket, Gangrel
"Among the mysteries of science lies the key to victory." Jetfire
"Amplify the ping machine!" <*PING!*>
"Amplify the ping machine!" PING!
"Amputated at the ankles", he said defeatedly.
"Amy has now learned the first rule of Not-Being-Seen."
"An ARMED society is a POLITE society" -Heinlein
"An American missionary living nearby was a skilled plastic surgeon..."
"An Ant-Man has very low horizons." -- Forrest Gump
"An Easy Load to Carry - Coca-Cola." 1914
"An IQ of 6000 isn't that much." * Holly
"An International cast that'll leave you bilingually tortured."
"An Oxy-10 case study." -- Joel Robinson
"An abomination unto the Lord." -- Proverbs 12:22
"An abysmal place." Q "Tatarus V?" Vash "Earth." Q
"An actor turning away his admirers? Very unusual." Kirk
"An agent is a vampire with a telephone." Any editor
"An amazing thing, this silent king."
"An amiable dunce."- Defense secretary Clark Clifford on Ronald Reagan
"An analysis should prove interesting." Spock <<<<boom>>>>
"An ancient UPS look..." -- Tom Servo
"An ancient terror..." Sybo
"An android alarm clock.. is that amusing?" - Data
"An android chaperone?" - K'Ehleyr
"An android has no emotions," Data said excitedly.
"An android would never rip your head off!" * Kryten
"An android." Kirk "And most sophisticated." Spock
"An angry toad would be more dangerous!" -- Capt. Lossow, Sharpe's Gold
"An answer... I don't know the question." -- Kirk
"An anvil's black and shiney / It's very heavy too" - The Warners
"An argument for limited omniscience could be made." Dan Lafferty
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
"An armed high school is a polite high school." -ala Heinlein
"An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject." - Heinlein
"An armed society is a POLITE society" --Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." - Robert A. Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." -- RAH
"An armed society is a polite society." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"An artist must convince others o' de truth o' his lies."
"An assassin?! Oh my *God*! We're in danger!" -- Tom Servo
"An avidity to punish is always dangerous to liberty." -- Tom Paine
"An easily entertained group. Hmm. I like that."--Pat Sajak
"An economic upheaval had occurred." Kirk
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." - Obi Wan Kenobi
"An elephant graveyard is no place for a young prince. Oops!" --Scar
"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
"An enema for a constipated society." -- Limbaugh
"An entrance, Captain, but no exit." Spock
"An equitable trade. I thank you, Doctor." Spock
"An eruption is forming on the surface." Barnaby
"An evolutionary step in the wrong direction." Data
"An evolved Ferengi." Rom
"An excellent suggestion sir, with just two minor flaws...." - Kryten
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less." - RAH
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi
"An eye for an eye" leaves the whole world blind
"An eye for an eye" only ends up making the whole world blind
"An honest God is the noblest work of man." -- Ingersoll
"An honest politician is one who, when bought, will stay bought." L.Long
"An honor to meet you, Mr. Paverotti." Capt. Jack Brim to Arturo
"An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
"An ingenious pig attack from Saotome...is a pig a valid weapon?"
"An intellectual hatred is the worst." -- William Butler Yeats
"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself." - A. Camus
"An interesting...theory, Commander." Karina
"An intimate evening of movies on Lifetime" -- Crow T. Robot
"An investigation is in order." Picard
"An invisible elephant?" Scully
"An iron filing. How'd that get in there?" - LaForge
"An it harm none, do as thou will." -- the Wiccan Rede
"An obscure Earth dialect. If you're interested, consult linguistics."
"An open mind...the essence of intellect." - Garrick, ST/DS9
"An opinion is like a bunghole. Everyone has one." -- Mark Twain
"An opposable thumb! I'm impressed!" -- Crow T. Robot
"An order of chaos to go and keep the change." -- Dobbs
"An orthodontosaur?" -- Crow T. Robot
"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
"An outdoor bidet?" -- Tom Servo
"An ow du I ged diz gloo boddle oud ob I doz?"
"An unathletic nerd. Well, uh, likesayCrow." -- Mike
"An unusual disease." Crusher
"An' last night all but a corpse. How'd ya manage that, @FN@?"
"An' you're the kind of girl garunteed to wreck my bed" -Coverdale/Page
"Anal intercourse is for ********!, Tom said, butting in.
"Anal retensive"? Some kind of suppository, perhaps?
"Analysis, Mr. Kim." Janeway
"Anarchist Jerks!!!" "Police State Dweebs!!!"
"Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom." --Monty Python
"Anarchy is the least stable of all social structures." - Larry Niven
"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try."
"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?" -laundry detergent commercial
"Ancient Human sea shanties." Odo
"Ancient times were the youth of the world." -- Bacon
"And *I* cried, too." Amanda
"And *don't* say `We're going to get through this'!" -- The Cat
"And *its* flesh was juuuuust right!" - Charlene's bedtime story
"And @FN@ has run himself over! What a great twit!"
"And Anna...drew a picture."--Dex
"And Canada will enter the 25th, uh, 21st Century..."-JC
"And Captain...I'll see you at breakfast."--Neelix
"And Chief, light duty means light." Sisko
"And Commander Cleavage, I mean Troi, meet me in my cabin." - J.L. Pic
"And Dark Phoenix has no friends..."
"And David danced before the Lord with all his might."
"And Doctor, try to relax." Garak
"And Dodge Coronets are there!" -- Tom Servo
"And Emmet Kelly's still eating!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
"And God bless Twikki." -- Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
"And God made two great lights." -- Genesis 1:16
"And God said, 'I give you every seed-bearing plant on the earth.'"
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
"And God said, Let us make man in our image." -- Genesis 1:26
"And God saw that it was good." -- Genesis 1:10
"And God smote Egypt with a plague of zucchini..."
"And HE thinks WE're peculiar?!" - O'Brien
"And I ain't too old to hurry, 'cause I ain't to young to die..."
"And I am C-@FN@, human cyborg relations."
"And I am also quite blind." Spock
"And I am the Czar of all the Russias!" Chekov
"And I am unanimous in that!"
"And I can actually see his ears!" Arturo on Young Republican Benish
"And I can see now it was cruel of me to leave you." Q
"And I can still crawl, and I'm Not Dead Yet..."
"And I didn't care for you..." -Pink Floyd
"And I dont need no drugs to calm me!" -Pink Floyd
"And I doubt that either of them will be a threat for much longer."
"And I feel like the trigger on a loaded gun!"
"And I feel som much depends on the weather..."
"And I feel that these are lies to come...would you even care?"
"And I feel that time's a wasted go..."
"And I feel, and I feel, when the dogs begin to smell her..."
"And I have a terrible toothache." -- Crow T. Robot
"And I have no fear of killing you." - Data
"And I know that you care for me too" -Pink Floyd
"And I met the President of the United States. Again." -- F. Gump
"And I need all the love I can get..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And I push her to the limit, to see if she will break" -Floyd
"And I put out my hand just to touch your soft hair" - Waters
"And I really appreciate your help." Kes
"And I really got hot when I saw Jeanette Scott..."
"And I remind you that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And I saw fear in the Klingon's eye." Maab
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God" - The Crow
"And I say 'I'm dead, and I move'." -- The Crow
"And I see that these are the eyes of disarray...would you even care?"
"And I sure am enjoying this so-called 'Iced Cream'." - Monty Burns
"And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything!" -- Al
"And I think I think too much, I don't care, yeah, I don't care..."
"And I think YOU should know- blue panties really don't suit you."-Ranma
"And I think of all the good things that we have left undone" -Floyd
"And I thought *I* was a pessimist." - Susan Ivanova
"And I thought I got screwed in the steam room." -- Muscle
"And I thought I was a pessimist!"
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
"And I thought the lines at the replimat were bad." -- Bashir
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" - Han Solo
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." -- Don Schanke
"And I thought this place was spooky at night." Schanke on The Raven
"And I want all the cash from your register." Arturo
"And I was all happy thinking Danny Davids had a sex life" - Danny Dp
"And I will defend her! From trash like you." - Sailor Moon
"And I will die with your name on my lips." Freya
"And I will not go down alone." Sheridan
"And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." -Meatloaf
"And I'd love to live on a mountain top..." - Amy Grant
"And I'll climb the hill in my own way" -Floyd
"And I'll insist that you all spank me." --- Joel Robinson
"And I'll try not to sing out of key..." - Beatles
"And I'm Gustav Anvil, inventor of the anvil." - Wakko Warner
"And I'm Miss Sterious." - Dot
"And I'm a fan of complete sentences!" The Tick
"And I'm a son of a gun!" -- Hank Williams Jr. in pathetic dweeb mode
"And I'm back in the galaxy again!" Mudd
"And I'm floating in a most peculiar way..."
"And I'm going to make you glad you're alive." Dax-2
"And I'm happy everyone's happy. Oh, happy happiness."--Mark Roper
"And I'm hungry like the wolf." --Duran Duran
"And I'm most obliged to you for making it clear that I'm not here,"
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
"And I'm wondering who could be writing this song" -Pink Floyd
"And I've even checked my dip switches!" -- Crow T. Robot
"And I, unlike you, you poor simian degenerate, can type legibly."-PS
"And IXNAY on the wishing for more wishes!" - Genie of the Lamp
"And Kent . . . STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!" - Jesus, "Real Genius"
"And Kilrathi are most dangerous-when they are unpredictable."- Hobbes
"And Leon's getting lllaaarrrger..."
"And Madonna thinks *she's* innovative" -- Crow T. Robot
"And Maggie, over lunch one day, Took a cruiser with all hands..."
"And McCoy..." Kirk "...is the random element." Spock
"And Merlin draws his Vorpal sword", uhh RUN comes to mind .....
"And NO courtesy reach-around..."
"And NOW for something completely different: A man with 3 buttocks!"
"And Nathan Bomba Harris has KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT!!!"
"And Now it's time for the 'Lightning round'Lum?"
"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."
"And SHUT UP." - Tim
"And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high"
"And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing..." -- Joel
"And Vir, don't give away the homeworld." - Londo
"And a Courier v.24 38 K baud modem." -- Crow T. Robot
"And a Ferengi without profit. Is not a Ferengi at all."
"And a clean pair of shorts." - Ace Ventura
"And a double dumb-ass on you!" -Kirk
"And a man who will exploit any vice you may have." O'Brien
"And a new day will dawn for those who stand long" -Zep
"And a time to every purpose under heaven." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"And a time to every purpose under heaven..."
"And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp again.'"
"And a way to shed some light on the gloom, Mr. Spock!" Kirk
"And above it all, Love Is The Ritual..."
"And after a while, you can work on points for style" -Pink Floyd
"And after all we're only ordinary men..."
"And after the spanking, the oral sex!" -Dingo
"And all of this is going to happen in the next few days." Bashir
"And all that is now, and all that is gone, and all that's to come."
"And all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal" -Floyd
"And all the children are above average in our system." - OBE advocate
"And all the people that come and go, stop and say "hello"." - Beatles
"And all these wonders were destroyed to create Lucifer?"
"And all this science, I don't understand." -- Elton John
"And all we've got to say to you is goodbye" -Pink Floyd
"And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be" -Floyd
"And all your money won't another minute buy!"
"And any fool knows a dog needs a homea shelter from pigs on the wing"
"And as I slowly drift to sleep, for a moment dreams are sacred..."
"And as a consequence, he will die... laughing."
"And as long as I command, there will be order." Kirk
"And as long as you're here Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "I'll always be
"And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone"
"And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band...." -Floyd
"And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our soul..."
"And bad editing in their wake" -- Crow T. Robot
"And balanced on the biggest wave, you race towards an early grave"
"And be Wesley Crusher's roommate."--Picard
"And before I got to third grade, I could retire." - Calvin
"And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died!"
"And besides, your pulse cannons RUINED my bunny slippers!" - Hulk
"And best of allno worries!" -- Timon
"And best regards to Captain Dunsel." -Admiral in TOS:TUC
"And binding with briars, my joys and desires." Garden of Love
"And brother, do they have a lot of will!" -- McCoy
"And by the way, Jean-Luc. Captain Picard day?" -- Blackwell
"And captains always push themselves too hard." - Beverly
"And conquer it you will!" Rex Harrison "My Fair Lady"
"And conquer it, you will." Rex Harrison
"And cover the nipples!" -- Mike Nelson
"And cut! That's wrap!" -- Ed Wood
"And darkness was upon the face of the deep." -- Genesis 1:2
"And dat bay is not green," Tom discovered.
"And dealing in death is the nature of the beast" -Pink Floyd
"And did I mention 'Appreciate'?" - Caveman to family
"And did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?" -Floyd
"And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?" -Floyd
"And did you see that it wasn't only me you were running from..." -Floyd
"And do you feel abused?" -Floyd
"And don't call me Samuel..." -- Sam Beckett
"And don't call me `Chum'." -- Richard Sloat
"And don't dub with your mouth full." -- Tom Servo
"And don't forget to turn me off when you leave." The Doctor
"And don't get the phone all sweaty!" -- Col. Potter to Maj. Burns
"And don't give me that 'What, little old us?' look." Keeler
"And don't let any predators in the house." - Fran on babysitting
"And don't pretend that hurt. Superman." Lois to Clark
"And don't talk to the audience!"
"And don't think any more. I do the thinking around here." - Sark
"And drink the milk of paradise " Xanadu
"And enjoy my stay, to traveler! Welcome your"
"And even if that were true, I'm not going to abandon you." Odo
"And even now part of me flies over Dresden at angels one five"
"And every cloud has a silver lining" -- Methos
"And every day the paper boy brings more" -Floyd
"And everything I had to know, I heard it on my radio..."
"And everything under the sun is in tune...." -Floyd
"And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"And for desert, a bombe surprise." - Mr. Wint (Diamonds Are Forever)
"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors."
"And frankly, I think the galaxy owes me one." -- Kirk
"And from its sheath she drew the two-handed sword." We're in trouble.
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
"And garnished with lark's vomit."
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." -- Kirk
"And get these tribbles outta my lab!"-Jim Kirk, Sysadmin
"And give the other blade a jagged edge." Worf
"And go round and round and round in the Circle Game"
"And have you lived here all your life ?" - "Not yet."
"And he felt fear touch him again with its light moth winds."
"And he had the indecientcy to start dying on his own!" - G'Kar.
"And he has failed a true warrior, the Angel..For she displayed heart"
"And he has the indecency to start dying on his OWN?!"--G'Kar
"And he liked to say the F-word, for some reason." Forrest Gump
"And he talks to the river of lost love and dedication" -Floyd
"And he went..wherever I did go."
"And he'll come creepsy and tricksy and catch us!" - Gollum
"And her cold eyes fixed me to my dark history" - Waters
"And here I guess I'm just a Trill-seeker."--O'Brien
"And here I stand, with this sword in my hand..." -- Tori Amos
"And here is the final score: Pigs 9 British Bipeds 4."
"And here's *my* little secret: *I*...killed,,,Mufasa!" - Scar
"And here, Stinger missles behind the headlights." Q (Golden Eye)
"And his face became spotty..." -from Life of Brian
"And his father shall be courageous and wise .. give me the Whiteout."
"And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged..."
"And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off.."
"And his number is six hundred, threescore, and six."
"And how do we begin to envy?" -- Hannibal Lecter
"And how is 'education' supposed to make me smarter?" - Homer Simpson
"And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom..." -- Tori Amos
"And if I died today, I'd be the Happy Phantom" - Tori Amos
"And if I perish, I perish." -- Esther 4:16
"And if I see a light, should I believe? Tell me how will I know?"
"And if I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?" -Floyd
"And if I were a good man, I'd talk with you" -Floyd
"And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall" -Floyd
"And if all else fails, just yell again, Doctor." - Sisko
"And if anyone asks, I never gave that to you." - Adrian Paul
"And if he signs me then I'll be a law!"
"And if it doesn't, he'll die." Doctor
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." - Scotty
"And if that happens, how is going to affect the future?" Bashir
"And if that sounds like a threat, it is." - Ben Sisko
"And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes..." -Floyd
"And if there's one thing I know, it's that Quark is hard to ignore."
"And if you don't mind we'll break a bottle of wine" -Pink Floyd
"And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.
"And if you want to stay for a little bit...." -Floyd
"And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too..." -Pink Floyd
"And in other news today, Voltron got totally served."
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them." -- Mike Nelson
"And in the darkness bind them..."
"And in the end it's only round and round.... and round" -Pink Floyd
"And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south" -Floyd
"And in the end, the burning was very great." - The Stand
"And in the meantime shut up and let's get on with this parade."
"And in the mists there she rides..." -- Tori Amos
"And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph."
"And in this cartoony we're invading your TV!" -- Tiny Toons
"And introducing Gunter Gable Williams!" -- Joel Robinson
"And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind..." -- Pumba
"And it is *Worf*, madame, not `*Woof*'!" -- Worf
"And it is WORF, madam, not 'WOOF!" - Worf to Lwaxana
"And it is Worf, madam, not Woof." -Worf
"And it is pursuing us." Spock on doomsday machine
"And it just makes me wonder--why so many lose and so few win."
"And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner"
"And it was the happiest time in my life." Forrest Gump
"And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"And it's all because the Emissary used a sword of stars." -- Kira
"And it's been here, silent all these years." -- Tori Amos
"And it's gone! That head is heading non-stop to Hawaii!" - The Mask
"And it's good to see you, and get the opportunity to tag you." 'Talba
"And it's high time.... Cymbaline!" -Floyd
"And it's keen! Living in Deep 13!"
"And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around"
"And just for a second I thought I saw this..." -- Winters
"And just like that, my runnin' days were over." -- Forrest Gump
"And just like that, she was gone, out of my life again."
"And just like that, she was gone." -- Forrest Gump
"And just so you know: I'd trust Hobbes with my life." - Blair
"And just what the bloody nass is going on here?" -- Shvaugn
"And let you gobble me up? I don't think so." - Odo
"And let your best be for your friend." -- Gibran
"And like a good neighbor, Gamera is there"
"And like all imperfect devils, he had been cast out." - The Stand
"And lose a few," Tom said winsomely.
"And lose a few," said Tom winsomely. -Edward J O'Brien
"And mani interesting furry animals."
"And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control" -Pink Floyd
"And may I say, jud...." "Wambaugh, shut up & sit down!"
"And may whatever god you believe in, have mercy on your soul."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains."
"And my heart is sick of being in chains." -- Tori Amos
"And next the room was filled with wild and angry men."
"And night after night we pretend it's all right."
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!" - Yakko Warner
"And nighty-night Wakko's underwear!"--Yakko
"And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril." (Jerry)
"And no matter how we try, none of us die forever!" - Jean
"And no more underground railroad." Sheridan
"And no one sings me lullabies, and no one makes me close my eyes."
"And no one survived from the Royal Fusiliers Company C" -Floyd
"And note I did stop in the doorway, and am not cowering."
"And nothing else matters..." -Metallica
"And nothing is very much fun, anymore."
"And now I give you 'The Eternal Struggle.'" Bart Simpson
"And now I have to strangle Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"And now another boring twenty minute scene." -- Tom Servo
"And now back to more boring scenes." -- Crow T. Robot
"And now for another...<CRASH>...Useless Fact."
"And now for another...Useless Fact."
"And now for something completely different." -- Monty Python
"And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks."
"And now for something completely the same.."
"And now for something more completely different.."
"And now for ten seconds of sex okay, you can stop now."
"And now for the moment no one has been waiting for..." -- Hawkeye
"And now for this week's request death."
"And now from the world of novel writing"
"And now here's 'Another Cornball Skit to Grow On...'"-ALF
"And now it's time to learn about Science." - Ask Mister Lizard
"And now its time for the penguin on top of your TV to explode"
"And now the mighty have fallen."--Guinan
"And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode."
"And now the punch-line."
"And now the rue in his heart was joined by stealthy fear." - DT II
"And now there came both mist and snow, And it grew wondrous cold;..."
"And now young.......You will die." - The Emperor
"And now, @LN@, we will discuss the location of the Rebel base."
"And now, I would like to conclude this arrest, with an hymn."
"And now, Notlob - er, Bolton!"
"And now, Radio Four will explode."
"And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose."
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
"And now, black rubber." Chase "Try firemen; less to take off." Batman
"And now, here are some more Things Not To Do With Your MailPacket."
"And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky!"
"And now, the Crazy Old Man Singers"
"And now, the Red-Hot-Poker-In-The-Eye-Cam!!" - Stay Tuned
"And now, the cherry fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty."
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
"And now, the sound of John Denver being strangled"
"And now, young Skywalker, you will die." -- Emperor Palpatine
"And now, young Skywalker...you will die...."
"And now.. a man with three buttocks."
"And now.. a man with three noses."
"And now... Number one...The larch..."
"And now... The horse chestnut."
"And now?" Bashir "Now I don't. Hate you." O'Brien
"And nowNumber one...The larch..."
"And on that day Satan will be skating to work.
"And on the highway a fire starts, diesel engines & broken hearts..."
"And on the seventh day He took an aspirin."
"And out here, we can use all the friends we can get." Janeway
"And payment is often expensive." Sarek
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space."
"And remember - I'm not just a client, I'm the president!"
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay." - Yakko
"And remember, Yakko spelled backwards is `okkay'."
"And remember, one to a customer." Neelix
"And remember...when you touch yourself, the Saints cry."
"And rememberit's our little secret." -- Scar
"And remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
"And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
"And second...close this door." Kirk
"And shall we have children?" "What do you mean "we?""
"And sharpen those planes!" -- Tom Servo
"And she doesn't need a reason, she just hears a calling to the wild!"
"And she says it's natural, I feel I've come of age..."
"And she was--?" - Chafin
"And she's buying a stairway to heaven..."
"And shun the frumious bandersnatch."
"And silence that speaks much louder than words of promises broken"
"And silent replies that swirl invitation..." Pink Floyd
"And sit up straight!" - Mrs. Flamiel (Animaniacs)
"And sleep to dream till day of the truth that gold can never buy" Poe
"And slowly but surely they drew their plans against us."
"And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry" -Pink Floyd
"And so God said, 'E=«mvý+2P/r' and there was popcorn!"
"And so I thought to myself..." but who else can you think to?
"And so I tried to look Human." Human Torres
"And so castles made of sand, slips into the sea...eventually."
"And so it begins. You have forgotten something." - Kosh.
"And so the King is once again my guest! Was Herod unimpressed?"
"And so they decided to eat the children." -- Crow T. Robot
"And so with vorpal sword in hand"
"And so, it begins." - Kosh
"And so, it seend that fortune had smiled on Brad & Janet."
"And somebody should be told, my libido hasn't been controlled."-Rocky
"And soon the day would burn." - The Stand
"And still insists he sees the ghosts."
"And still the ceaseless murmuring...." -Pink Floyd
"And stop that nutty horn section." -- Crow T. Robot
"And strung out behind us the banners and flags ...." -Pink Floyd
"And suddenly her brown hands were full of thunder." - DT II
"And sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology
"And take those phasers off stun, Chief - no more Mr. Nice Guy."
"And that asteroid will be 4 hours behind us all the way." McCoy
"And that descision plunged them into 40 years of civil war." Picard
"And that seemed to hold him for about a half an hour." - G. Carlin
"And that's Kitty*woman* to you, gringo." - Catwoman
"And that's Quickling, Hermit, Blaze, Minmei.." Red Wizard at RWC Meet 2
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf
"And that's all I have to say about that." Forrest Gump
"And that's when he fired me." - Monica, Dinosaurs
"And that's why `The Plague' is my favorite book." -- Crow
"And that, my leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped."
"And the BBS'er saw that he was without a tagline, and was ashamed..."
"And the Boy Wonder will save us!" - Dot Warner
"And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground."
"And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden."
"And the Lord set a mark upon Cain." -- Genesis 4:15
"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters."
"And the Tower is closer." - Stephen King, December 1st, 1986
"And the Trekkies glivvered in the cocoanuts!" --Vogon Filk
"And the Universe will explode later for your pleasure." -- Max Q
"And the answer will tell you the answer. (Duh!)" - Louis Sachar
"And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."
"And the boredom of an accordianist." -- Crow T. Robot
"And the bruises... my God, the bruises..." - Anonymous
"And the bug-eyed monster?" "Is green, yes."
"And the bug-eyed monster?" -- Arthur "Is green, yes." -- Ford
"And the cause of the damage Ambassador?" ... "Shadow boxing!"
"And the dancer?" --Garibaldi "I married her." --Londo
"And the dancer?" Garibaldi "I married her." G'Kar
"And the devil in a black dress watches over..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the doctor's in here every other day, crying into his synthale."
"And the eagle flies in clear blue skys" -Floyd
"And the earth was without form, and void." -- Genesis 1:2
"And the entire Gotham City council..." -- Tom Servo
"And the evening and the morning were the first day." -- Gen. 1:5
"And the finest one she's got: The Great American Melting Pot!"
"And the forests will echo with laughter...." -Zep
"And the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side"
"And the girls wanna dance, the boys wanna fight..."
"And the green grass grew all around and around..."
"And the green grass grew all around and the green grass grew around..."
"And the hangman in hangin', if I autograph the noose..."
"And the incredible Frog-boy is on the loose again..." - Weird Al
"And the mage draws her two handed sword." "We're in trouble."
"And the meek'll inherit what they damn well please..." - SoM
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to st
"And the men who hold high places must be the ones to start..." -Rush
"And the number of the counting shall be three."
"And the paper's want to know whose shirts you wear..."
"And the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats.."
"And the rum is for all your good vices."
"And the score is Love-Love" -- Crow T. Robot
"And the shadows... my God, the shadows..." -- The Crow
"And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air..." -Floyd
"And the stars are still there, Bones." Kirk
"And the temple of love grows old and strong..." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the temple of love is falling down." - Sisters of Mercy
"And the trees are all kept equal"
"And the very whipped John Forsythe..." -- Dr. Forrester
"And the word is spreading. Only now." Kirk
"And then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out" -Floyd
"And then I say, 'Hellooo Nurse!' What for?" -- Slappy
"And then Lancelot, Robin and I will jump out of the Rabbit."
"And then Lore came around." Riker
"And then he threw a freaking chimney at us!" George the Ninja (Tick)
"And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight"
"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you" -Floyd
"And then she pours me a damn cup of coffee." -- BJ
"And then the DEVIL came to me, trying to force me to copy LOTUS!"
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived" Cut! Cut! STOP!
"And then there was nothing but darkness, and he smiled" -Joe-
"And then there's or. O R."
"And then there's you. The Emissary." -- Kira
"And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water" -Floyd
"And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles
"And then you turn the corner..." And the DM starts chuckling...
"And then, of course, release the vultures."
"And then, she was there." Forrest Gump on Jenny
"And then, the animator suffered a hear attack!"
"And there is a universe to be taken." Kor
"And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray."
"And there was much rejoicing."
"And there was much rejoicing." "Yay. Yay."
"And there was much rejoicing." <cheer> <cheer>
"And there were these two girls in a chorus line..." McCoy
"And there you have it "
"And there's no evidence of an EPS explosion." Riker
"And there's the Hey Mother Ship!" - a What Alien
"And there, apprentice, is the difference between classroom and field."
"And these are my coveted Silver Sow Awards." - Les Nesman
"And they call the wind MARIAH." -West Side Story
"And they called *me* an actor!" -- Reagan
"And they can appear to themselves every day on closed circuit T.V."
"And they harvested the charcoal briquets." -- Crow T. Robot
"And they said imitation diamond wasn't good enough!" -Dr. Fred
"And they shall share your most precious dream." -- Coda
"And they shall take up refrigerated serpents" --Mk.16:18 (revision)
"And they were frightened, and called him the most wild thing of all."
"And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax." Vash
"And they'll crush us if we go too far..."
"And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong!"
"And they're working perfectly, if I may say so myself." Doctor
"And third, I have an excellent disguise." Garibaldi
"And this home improvement loan is for......?" "A divorce lawyer."
"And this is for MY good?" Leila Kalomi
"And this is the machine that goes ping!"
"And this is what you do for fun?!" Guinan
"And this one here is the Eight of Chris Lemon..." -- TV's Frank
"And this promises to be an interesting trip." -- Garek
"And this station is their nest in the sky." - Yarka
"And this time. Let's get it right." Picard
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock Care to step in?"
"And this, Wesley, is an airlock."
"And those are the days worth living." Keeler
"And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"And thus, synchronized swimming was invented." -- Mike Nelson
"And to my cat Mittens I leave my entire, vast...BOOT TO THE HEAD!!"
"And to my cat Mittens, I leave my entirevastBOOT T\SLMR\TAGLIN
"And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love..." -- Gibran
"And to think I hesitated..." -- Dr. Chennard
"And to think I swallowed that lie hook, line and sinker!" Tom gulped.
"And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask." - NegaDuck
"And tonight's power ball number is... 509!" -- Mike Nelson
"And try not to kill anyone this time." -- Joel Robinson
"And wars more evil, ere all wars cease." -- Chesterson
"And watching for pigs on the wing" -Pink Floyd
"And we drop like the fruits of the tree" Meredith
"And we drown in the wake of our power" - Amy Grant
"And we get the android version of Norman Bates!" * Rimmer
"And we have some damn good fights." -- Sisko
"And we heard him exclaim/As he started to roam/ -Bob Violence/Chaykin
"And we may never know. Resume." -- Picard
"And we were sufferin', until Suffrage!"
"And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph"
"And we'll go right down their throat, if necessary." Scott
"And we'll have fun, fun, fun... what? A moderator? Never mind."
"And we'll pay all his bills >for life<." Psi Cop
"And we'll poison the pigeons in the park!" - Tom Lehrer
"And we're movin' at the speed of life, yeah!"
"And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"And what *is* the most popular cheese 'round hyah?"
"And what about Scarecrow's brain?!"
"And what about the boots?"--Doc Mora
"And what about this business of death? I DON'T LIKE IT!" - Binkley
"And what charming underclothes you both have..."
"And what do we burn apart from witches?" "*More* witches!"
"And what do we replicate after Danny? MORE Dannys!"--Dex
"And what do you burn apart from witches?"
"And what exactly do you think brass knuckles do?"
"And what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke?" -Floyd
"And what have they ever given us in return?" "The aqueduct?"
"And what if I refuse?" "Nothing will happen to you.... ever."
"And what if there is no Hell? Or they don't want us there?" - Lestat
"And what is fear of need but need itself?" -- Gibran
"And what is it you want to do?" "I want to go to war." - Eddie
"And what is that word?" Kirk "Please." Norman
"And what is your name, Mr. .44?" - The Crow
"And what is your name?" "I go to church regularly."
"And what the hell was I talking about?" - Talyn
"And what was it last time? Didn't know what the box was?" -- Nailnose
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
"And what's more, I agree with everything I just said." P. Koornhoff
"And what's more, I don't *give* a rat's ass." - Butt-Head
"And when all is over and we return to dust..."
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
"And when the band you're in starts playing different tunes..."
"And when the fight was over, we spent what they had made" -Floyd
"And when you add them, they magically become one new #" * Calvin
"And when you add them, they magically become one new number."
"And when you find the rod, eat it." Garak
"And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown"
"And when you're done, go shoot yourself." - T. Goodchild, AEON FLUX
"And when your head changed, it most always changed forever."
"And where is the Batman?" - The Joker
"And where you see an Emissary, I see a Starfleet officer." - Sisko
"And where's my only cigarette..."
"And who art thou, Sir, decked out in thy cast-iron tuxedo?"
"And who had personally wet himself at the Battle Of Badon Hill."
"And who really knows what the Inconnu think." -- Ty, Giovanni
"And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?" -Pink Floyd
"And who's the fool who wears the crown?" -Floyd
"And who's this 'WE' that's going to stop me, little girl?"
"And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient!" - Q
"And with glasses high, we raised a cry, for freedom had arrived"
"And women were called girls!" -- Joel Robinson
"And ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want..." - Liberal Bible
"And ye shall throw money at the problem" -- Liberals 19:3
"And yesterday I saw you kissing tiny flowers" -Zep
"And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well..."
"And yet we do keep finding each other, don't we?" -- Nailnose
"And yet...somehow...life goes on." - Calvin's father
"And you [butthole], you're lucky to be here!" - from Top Gun
"And you act like *I'm* the jerk!" -- Dr. Forrester
"And you all thought I was harmless. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...."
"And you are the angel of death, and I am the dead man's son" -Floyd
"And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer" -Floyd
"And you call yourself a history teacher." - Dax
"And you can stop goose-stepping around the house!" -Calvin's Mom
"And you can't confuse Rimmer with a book; a book's got a spine
"And you don't *have* to fill the sample jar...;)"
"And you got the gall to make love to that girl!" Kirk
"And you happen to have several to choose from?" -- Kim
"And you have, it was wonderful. Thank you, now good bye!" Vash
"And you know there won't be any happy endings..."
"And you said it was pretty here" - C3P0
"And you should have been more careful shaving!" Amanda to Kalas
"And you stay away from Death Mountain!" "But all my stuff is there!"
"And you think I can trust them?" Sheridan "Yes." Frost
"And you think our parts might mesh, Chief?" - Blair
"And you want to be as stupid as them?" - Lore
"And you want to be my latex salesman." (Jerry)
"And you were doing so well." Doctor
"And you'll find every red corpuscle drained from them." Kirk
"And you're safe, my little green friend." - Roberta Lincoln
"And you, Captain, which world do you prefer?" Claudius
"And you, Captain?" Menendez "Guilty. As charged." Kirk
"And you... you're Garou. You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And your body is the harp of your soul..." -- Gibran
"And your breasts? UhI mean your occupation?" -- Tom Servo
"And your thinking of buying this second shed to write in?"
"And youyou're Garou. You're a werewolf." -- Lord Albrecht
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
"And, Captain, you may find this a bit distressing." Spock
"And, Egad, your head looks like a really clean carrot!" -Pinky
"And, I am NOT intoxicated...YET!" -McClintock
"And, boy, does it catch fish!" -- Joel Robinson
"And, ere it vanishes/Over the margin/After it, follow it" -Tennyson
"And, last but not least, my favorite... a tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, last but not least, my favorite...A TOMMY GUN!" - S. Ipkiss
"And, last but not least, my favoritea tommy gun!" -- The Mask
"And, of coarse, women can't grow beards." - Beverly
"And, well, that's about all the kinds 'a shrimp" -- Bubba
"Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?" --Paul Simon
"Angel I hear you! Speak, I listen. Stay by my side, guide me!"
"Angel in my armour, actress in my role." -Rush
"Angel of Music, guide and guardian..grant to me your glory!"
"Angel of Music, hide no longer, secret and strange angel!"
"Angel, my soul was weak; forgive me! Enter at last, master!"
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us!" - Shakespeare
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us." - McCoy
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." -G. K. Chesterton
"Anger feeds the flame." Sybo
"Anger got bare knuckles, anger play the fool" -RUSH
"Anger is a kind of temporary madness." -- St. Basil
"Anger is a relative state, sir." - Spock
"Anger" is just one letter short of danger.
"Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they."
"Angry men don't write the rules, and guns don't right the wrongs."
"Animal Scents" - by Farrah Mones
"Animals have no rights." : Rush Limbaugh
"Animals... God's first blunder." -- Nietzsche
"Animaney, totally insaney, Miss Helany, An-i-man-i-acs!"
"Animaney, totally insaney, Pinky and Brainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Citizen Kaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Cockamamey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Come back Shaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Dana Delany, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Eisenhower Mamie, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, How urbaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Miscellaney, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Shirley MacLainey, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs!"
"Animany, Totally insaney, Where's Lon Chaney? Animaniacs!"
"Anion emmisions are harmless." Data
"Ankle try sound, reset gleaming?" - O'Brien ("Babel")
"Ankle, try sound, reset gleaming." O'Brien to Kira
"Ann Jillian is not a real blonde?" -- Tom Servo
"Ann Landers told me to..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ann Margaret can raise a few welts on me *anytime*." -- Crow
"Ann Margaret in The Woody Gutherie Story." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ann's my sister", said Andy raggedly. - John Foster
"Anna might still be alive." Sheridan
"Anna" - Grandmother of God.
"Anna, if you tell me to bend like the willow, I'll throw up."
"Anna. We *are* going to get out of here." Picard
"Anna. Are there other people on this planet?" Picard
"Annie, hold a little tighter dear i might just slip away"
"Annoying in *any* dimension" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ano ko, yurusanai!" - Eniru, Gundam X, Ep 5
"Anonymous FTP" is UNIX terminology for "leech access."
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Anonymous FTP" is a software leech's wet dream.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another 7 days has gone by," mused Tom weakly.
"Another Aardvark bites the dust."
"Another Armenia, Belgium." - Kirk
"Another Bermuda Triangle?" Scully
"Another Buddhist protesting the helmet law." -- Joel Robinson
"Another Charlie Sheen fantasy session" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another Hollywood pretty-boy..." -- Mike Nelson
"Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"Another bucket for monsieur ..*BARF!*.. and perhaps a hose."
"Another car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"Another casualty of applied metaphysics." - - Hobbes
"Another casualty of the seduction of art." - - Hobbes
"Another classic walk-across-the-livingroom scene" -- Crow
"Another classic walking scene, this time *uphill*!" -- Crow
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
"Another day in the R.O.K." -- Radar
"Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza."
"Another day, another mind-boggling adventure." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder." -Kirk
"Another genius thwarted by an incapable assistant." -Calvin&Hobbes
"Another great Roger Corman walking scene." -- Tom Servo
"Another great idea from the man who brought you Beer Milkshakes!"
"Another gruesome kill!" - Calvin
"Another minute and we would have had them." Crusher
"Another pass. I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
"Another plate of steamers all around!" Tom clamored.
"Another red shirt's dead? That makes six this week!"
"Another roach attack?" - Scully to Mulder (War of the Coprophages)
"Another round, Mr. Descartes?" "I think not," said Descartes, and disappeared.
"Another round?" Guinan "Please." Data
"Another senseless drive-by filming." -- Mike Nelson
"Another senseless fly-by shooting" -- Crow T. Robot
"Another sheep following blindly behind his woman"
"Another shower, Dad?" "Yeah, 10 more oughtta do it."
"Another slice, anyone?" - Frank N. Furter
"Another slice, anyone?" Frank
"Another soul among the living." -- Mulcahy
"Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone." -Pyrrhus
"Another time, MacCleod." - The Kurgan
"Another tin can with an attitude..." - Wolverine
"Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect" - Calvin
"Another work week begins", Tom said mundanely.
"Answer me, Quark. What are you so worried about?" Zek
"Answer not a fool according to his folly." -- Proverbs 26:4
"Answer the door" "Hello door!"
"Anta bakaa!?" - Souryuu Asuka Langley, Evangelion
"Antenae?" Kirk "They are my Ears of Vaal." Akuta
"Antibodies. ANTIBODIES!!" Kirk
"Antihistamine money -- it's not to be sneezed at!" -- Bullwinkle
"Antlers In The Treetops" - By Hu Goosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Tree" by Whogoosed Themoose
"Antlers in the Treetops" - by Hugh Goos deMoos
"Antoine got a little hot under the collar." - The Joker
"Anvilania...Anvilania..." "*That's* the National Anthem?" Animaniacs
"Anvilania...Anvilania..." "THAT'S the National Anthem?!" -Yakko & Dot
"AnvilaniaAnvilania" "*That's* the National Anthem?"
"Anwendungs-Taste"? Is Microsoft trying to tell us something?
"Any Moderators here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
"Any Sysops here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
"Any advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Clarke
"Any antique dealer on Hudson street can tell you that."
"Any change?" Kirk "Yes. For the worse." McCoy
"Any chicken crossing the road will be met with the deadliest of force
"Any competant officer can command this ship." Amanda
"Any damned fool can predict the past. And most do." - Niven
"Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth..." -Rush
"Any final words, Mister Ghost Man?" - T-Bird
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand & look stupid.
"Any help you could give us would be...helpful" -Monty Python
"Any ideas, T. Hewitt?" -- Tom Servo
"Any indications that the Narn were responsible?" - Sheridan
"Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether." - Fahnstock
"Any kinda touch I think is better than none even upside down" - T. Amos
"Any kinda touch, I think, is better than none." -- Tori Amos
"Any lawyers in here?" <BLAM> "Any more?"
"Any lesbians here?" <BANG> "Any more?"
"Any luck?" "Plenty, Major. Unfortunately, all of it bad."
"Any minute now, unspeakable horror." -- Tom Servo
"Any moment now." -- Rimmer
"Any other problems I can reassure you about?"
"Any place we can be together is Paradise." Chekov
"Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent." RAH
"Any priest or shaman must bepresumed guilty until proven inncocent."
"Any requests?" Riker "'Nightbird.'" Troi
"Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coin
"Any revelations?" - Mulder to Scully after autopsy (Revelations)
"Any room for a poor pulpit-pounder?" -- Father Mulcahy
"Any signs of consciousness?" -Picard "Not yet." -Beverly
"Any stigma is good enough to beat a dogma with." - Phillip Guedalla
"Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic" - A.C.Clarke
"Any time that you want me to."
"Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me..."
"Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry." - Lazarus Long
"Anybody got a peanut?"
"Anybody have anything more helpful?" Janeway
"Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman
"Anybody home?" Bashir
"Anybody know what happened to cambot?" -- Joel Robinson
"Anybody know what this cargo's doing here? - O'Brien
"Anybody seen Dodger? Seen Dodger? Seen Dodger?" - Garibaldi
"Anybody seen my stomach?" - Modo
"Anybody that hates kids and dogs can't be all bad." WC Fields
"Anybody want to see setting number two?" - Guinan
"Anybody who builds a house today is crazy." Cary Grant
"Anybody who hates children and pets can't be all bad." H. L. Mencken
"Anybody who wants to get out of here, follow me!" O'Brien-2
"Anybody who writes a book and does it again is crazy." --G. Takei
"Anymore jell-o in the fridge, Odo? Odo? ODO?"
"Anyone can afford hate. It costs you to love." -John Willianson
"Anyone can be elected govenor. I'm proof of that." Joe Frank Harris
"Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm." - Publilius Syrus
"Anyone can join. You. Me. Him...if he put some clothes on!"
"Anyone can make history. Only a great man can write it." - Oscar Wilde
"Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death." -- Seneca
"Anyone care for a jellybaby?"
"Anyone for a refill?" (Let's see who's the lush now!)
"Anyone got a match"? D.Koresch, Apr 93
"Anyone not singing will have a bottle of Fosters lobbed at his head."
"Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Heinlein
"Anyone who can see through a woman is missing a lot." - Lazarus Long
"Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human." -- Heinlein
"Anyone who consider arithmetic means of producing random number is, of course,
"Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head." -- Frank Burns
"Anyone...anyone...Bueller...Bueller...?"
"Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral."
"Anything but the whip!" "ANYthing?" ... "The whip!"
"Anything else?" Janeway "I'm not sure." Doctor
"Anything for the love of words!" - Andromache
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." Heinlein
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." - Lazarus Long
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it." -- Heinlein
"Anything he says you've got to take with a dose of salts." S. Goldwyn
"Anything is better than this crap!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anything is peaceful from 1350 feet" -Ferris Bueller
"Anything over .30 is gauche." -- Klinger, on .45 caliber earrings
"Anything that can go wrong, will." -- Murphy's Law
"Anything to please your Eminence." - Kren Blista-Vanee
"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." -- Voltaire
"Anything you people decide is fine with me." -- Col. Henry Blake
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "@N@!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Dexter Fernandez!"
"Anything you say will be held against you..." "Michelle Pfeiffer!"
"Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem."
"Anything you'd like to do?" "Yes. Go into a coma."
"Anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John."
"Anytime's the right time for waffles!" -- Joel Robinson
"Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean..." - Elton John
"Anyway, you could use my help."--Scully "*Always*."--Mulder
"Anywhere I roamwhere I lay my hat is home." -Metallica
"Anywhere's a better place to be"...HC
"Apart from a few good friends, we don't take anything on faith."
"Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key".
"Apathy is infinitely more annoying than ignorance." D. Bennett
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
"Apes were invented because politicians were needed." -- Asimov
"Apollo was astonished, Dionysus thought me mad."
"Apollo's no god." Kirk
"Apology accepted, Captain @LN@." -- Vader
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa" <thump>
"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." - Vader
"Apology? Better check the temperature in Hell first!" -Sinclair
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Babylon 5
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!" - Sinclair
"Apology?" "Better check the temperature in HELL first!"--Babylon 5
"Apothecary, give me something to sweeten my imagination!"
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
"Apparently he's entering another cycle." Tuvok
"Apparently he's going to inherit the Earth."
"Apparently it was on the house." - Bashir
"Apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko Warner
"Apparently, it's `The Indecision Decade'!!Wait, that's not it."
"Apparently,this is how Humans reproduce..."-Brain
"Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apple" (C) 1767 By Sir Isaac Newton
"Apple" (c) 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Apples don't grow on trees, you know." -- Frank Burns
"Appraise the Lord! Tax church property and income."
"Approach, bow, scrape, and state your business"
"Approaching the perimieter." Tuvok
"Approximately 3.14159265358979323846 . . ." - Spock
"April Fool!" - By Sue Prize
"April fools!" -Holly "But it's not April!" -Lister
"Aquanetta. Snot is running down her nose." -- Tom Servo
"Aquarist": Spends $1000 to watch $20 worth of fish.
"Ar-YOU-ken!" "Bud Light?!? Why YES, I am Mr..Ken..."
"Aramaiti" - Mother of the people made of clay.
"Arange to feed it." Crusher
"Arbeit Macht Frei" (work shall make you free...sign over Auschwitz)
"Archery Made Simple" - by Beau N. Arrow
"Archery" - By Beau N. Arrow
"Are all your pets called Eric?"
"Are betazoid deliveries always this easy?" "Not according to my mother!
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high scho
"Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high school students."
"Are humans good to eat, Daddy?"
"Are males born disgusting?" - Charlene, Dinosaurs
"Are modern paintings worth stealing?" asked Tom abstractly.
"Are naked women intelligent?" -- Stanislaus Lec
"Are the blondes gone yet?"
"Are the other services as easy listening as the Air Force?"
"Are thee up for some plowing?" - Amish pickup line
"Are there any Christians here?" <lightning from sky> "Any more?"
"Are there any Christians here?" <ribbet> "Any more?"
"Are there any questions?" - S. Wright
"Are there any questions?" - s.w.
"Are there any questions?" -- Wright
"Are there any questions?" asked Tom wisely.
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
"Are these credits supposed to imply that there was a crew?"
"Are they already." T'Jon "Alligned?" Yar "Right." T'Jon
"Are they clinging to their crosses?" -- Chesterton
"Are they crazy? That's practically on top of us!" Ivanova
"Are they dead?" "Does it matter?"
"Are they dead?" - Pugsley "Does it matter?" - Wednesday
"Are they enemies, Captain?" Flavius Maximus
"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?" - Wednesday Addams
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
"Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"Are they using stunt men, now?" -- Tom Servo
"Are those Valerian canapes?" -- Admiral Nogachev
"Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are those curtains Venetian?" Orville asked blindly
"Are those curtains Venetian?" the lady asked blindly
"Are those the Oak Ridge Boys?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are those voices in your head or mine?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are unconscious human usually used for seating purposes?
"Are we THERE yet?"--Harry Kim
"Are we abandoning the rescue attempt?" Chakotay
"Are we at war with the Ferengi yet?" -- Deanna
"Are we awful fast or was that a jump cut?" - Crow T. Robot
"Are we beginning to see the possibilities here?"
"Are we being *pun*ished?" Wakko "Yes." Yakko and Dot
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
"Are we being punished?" -- Wakko
"Are we children?" <WHACK> - Pinky
"Are we clear?" "No. We're opaque."
"Are we clear?" Teacher "No, we're opaque." Yakko Warner
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel "No, we're opaque!" - Yakko
"Are we clear?" - Teacher "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
"Are we clinging tenatiously to my buttocks?"- Powdered Toast Man
"Are we dead yet?" "No." "But you promised!!" - Dinosaurs
"Are we dead?" (Dot) "...or is this Ohio?" (Yakko)
"Are we dead?" - "Feels like heaven to me." -- Hawkeye
"Are we dead?" - Dot "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
"Are we far enough Off-Topic to get jumped on, yet?"
"Are we friends? Then don't insult our friendship." -- Maurice
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
"Are we just toys to you?" - Sheridan to Kosh
"Are we live? YEAH!!!" - Penn Jilette
"Are we on a date?" -- Dr. Forrester
"Are we so arrogant to really think we can damage the planet?" -- Carlin
"Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?"-DS
"Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?"
"Are you Children of the Son?" Septimus
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
"Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?"
"Are you SURE that's my Companion?" - Newly Chosen Herald
"Are you _sure_ you have a Holy Orb?" "Oh yes it's _very_ nice!"
"Are you a Klingon or is that a turtle on your head?"
"Are you a critic or a wife?" William Holden
"Are you a daring young man in a jaunty jalopy?" -- Crow
"Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?"
"Are you a pooftah?"
"Are you a rotten liar!" - The Princess Bride
"Are you a woman this week, Daddy?" -- Chelsy Bakula (age 6)
"Are you accusing my son of being a thief?" -- Rom
"Are you afraid of the Captain too?" - Wesley
"Are you after MY pervert award or what?" - Lummox
"Are you aiding the Body or are you destroying It?" Spock
"Are you aiming for these people?" Zeus "No; maybe that mime." McClane
"Are you all drunk?" -- Nurse Baker to Hawk, Radar, and BJ
"Are you all right, Lieutenant?" - Data to Barklay
"Are you all right?" Kes "Me?" Doctor
"Are you all right?" Rom
"Are you alright?" - Kira "Learning a new trade." - Bashir
"Are you asking me for something, Jean-Luc?" Q
"Are you blind? It's raining blood! But I digress." - The Crow
"Are you checking up on your Chief Engineer?" Chakotay
"Are you considering theft, Captain?" Spock
"Are you crazy? Get that junk heap out of here!" -Roy Fokker
"Are you daft?!" Scott to La Forge
"Are you dead inside, McLeod?" - Annie Devlin
"Are you doctors?" - "Only when the moon is full." -- Hawkeye
"Are you done with the helpful hints?"--Austin "No."--Geiger
"Are you expected?" Zack Allen "No, dreaded." Gueniviere Cory
"Are you feeling sick or something?" --Lunk
"Are you following me, sir?" Keeler "With ulterior motives." Kirk
"Are you following this, Herb?" -- Don the Penguin
"Are you free, Mr Garak?" "I'm freeee, Captain Peacock!"
"Are you going to knock it off?" -- Frank to Hawkeye
"Are you going to spring us?" "I have no idea."
"Are you going to tell Hammond the kids are missing?" "No. You are."
"Are you gonna eat that?" Tom asked hungrily.
"Are you gonna hit me?" -- TV's Frank
"Are you gonna let me ride that donkey?" Orville assed. (boo hiss)
"Are you gonna take me home tonight?"
"Are you here to work or to play?" -- Riker
"Are you homosexual?" Tom queried gaily.
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hungry?" Eline
"Are you hunting or hunted?" MacLeod
"Are you hurt bad?" "Ever hear of anybody hurt GOOD?"
"Are you in pain?" Sunan "It's...nothing." Klingon Torres
"Are you injured?" - Data "Only my pride." - Crusher
"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
"Are you just walking... or hunting?" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Are you kidding? I'm the camp cramp champ." -- Hawkeye
"Are you late for today, or just early for tomorrow."
"Are you looking for an excuse to stop her, or an excuse not to?"
"Are you making some kind of threat, Vedek?" - Sisko
"Are you man enough to take command?" -- Evil Gypsy
"Are you married?" - "I was, but he wasn't." -- Hoolihan
"Are you out of what's left of your mind?" -- Trapper to Frank
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind, Spock?!" --McCoy
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
"Are you out of your goddamned MIND?!?!?!" - Gennaro
"Are you out of your head?" McCoy to Spock
"Are you out of your mind?" Kirk to Spock
"Are you out of your mind??" "Perhaps, Mr. Boma."
"Are you over 21?" "Are YOU?" "I'm not obligated to answer that."
"Are you police?" "No, m'am, we're musicians." The Blues Brothers
"Are you police?" "No ma'am, we're Moderators."-Blues Brothers
"Are you police?", "No ma'am, we're musicians." - Blues Brothers
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Binky?"
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" The Brain
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" -- Brain
"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned little man?"
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
"Are you providing me with a bodyguard, Captain?"
"Are you psychic or something?" -- Dick Durkin
"Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me?"
"Are you quite through shaking the ship around?" McCoy
"Are you ready brothers and sisters!"
"Are you ready to ROCK?!?" "Not yet. Give us five minutes."
"Are you ready to die?" -- Harley Stone
"Are you ready, Commander Data?" Lt. Riker
"Are you ready?" "No, but that's never stopped me before!"
"Are you ready?" - Sheridan "No, but you may proceed anyway." - Delenn
"Are you real?" Cochrane "We're real enough." Kirk
"Are you really as horny as a 10 peckered owl?"- Pump Up The Volume
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
"Are you saying I'm some blind ghost with clothes?" Geordi
"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Are you saying `ni' to that old woman?" - Roger
"Are you saying it's over?" Lt. Riker "No. No." Troi
"Are you saying someone built this asteroid?" Chakotay
"Are you saying that I should take off your head?" -Riker
"Are you saying we should tax Thingy?"
"Are you scanning me?" - Talia Winters
"Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there." - Blonde Moments
"Are you skilled in herb lore?"--Freya "Uhh...in a way, I am."--HD
"Are you so afraid of him you don't dare speak his name?" - Glen
"Are you so certain you are immortal?" -- Kleeg, Samedi
"Are you spose'ta file open sores with an emory board?" -- Nelson
"Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?" - Weird Al Yankovic
"Are you stupid of something?" Jenny
"Are you suffering from short attention span?" "Yeah! <click>"
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" -- Doc Zimmerman
"Are you suggesting I be reprogrammed?" Doctor
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" - Silly Peasants...
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Guard #1
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" --Monty Python
"Are you suggesting eating my mother?" "Yeah. Not raw, cooked." - MP
"Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?" - Monty Python
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Are you suggesting the Lawgivers are mere computers?" Kirk
"Are you suggesting we use your body?" - Riker to Data
"Are you suggesting..eating my mother?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" -- Rom
"Are you sure this is wise?" - Sheridan
"Are you sure this isn't the time for a colorful metaphor?"
"Are you sure this place is safe?" - Vash
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
"Are you sure this thing is safe?" - C3PO
"Are you sure you can't pull it loose?" Odo
"Are you sure you want to 'quit'...I mean do you REALLY TRULY want to QUIT ?".
"Are you sure you're sanity chip is fully in?" -- Kryten
"Are you sure?" "I'm positive." "Only fools are positive."
"Are you tan from the sun?" "Yes." "Welcome, I'm @F from the Earth!"
"Are you telling me he bashed his own head in?" Sheridan
"Are you telling me to go on a DIET!" - Ivanova
"Are you telling me you built a time machineout of a DeLorean?"
"Are you that confident, or that greedy?" - Massha
"Are you the Fish Frier?" "No, I'm the Chip Monk."
"Are you the Son of Moghie?" "Meeooow!" "I thought so."
"Are you the dreamer, or are we in someone else's dream?"
"Are you the police?" "No Mam, we're musicians." - The Blues Bros
"Are you the police?" "No m'am, we're musicians."
"Are you threatening me?" - Beavis
"Are you trying to anger me again?" - Kang to Dax
"Are you trying to be funny?" Flavius "Never." Spock
"Are you trying to get under my cape, Doctor?" - Batman, to Chase
"Are you trying to kill yourselves?" Isak
"Are you uncomfortable around naked men?"---"ADAM---no!"
"Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor?" -- Picard
"Are you warriors or children?" Eleen
"Are you wearing your jimmy-hat?" -- Joel Robinson
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Are you worried about leaving me here?" Kira
"Are you...are you Archons?" Reger
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"
"Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Ä Wednesday
"Aren't five cups of tea too many from one bag?" asked Tom, weakly.
"Aren't they the happy little chatterboxes?" - Babs
"Aren't we lucky??" -- Wakko
"Aren't we the fiesty little go-getter!" - Q to Kira
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" - Leia Organo Solo
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" -Leia
"Aren't you a public servant? Get me a glass of water!" - G. Carlin
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bepetal species." - Alien
"Aren't you contentious for a minor bipedal species." -- The Caretaker
"Aren't you dead?" - Kirk to Spock, STII:TWOK
"Aren't you dead?" -- Kirk
"Aren't you even going to give her a kiss goodbye?" "Nope."
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Sisko
"Aren't you glad slugs don't fly?"
"Aren't you glad you used Dial?" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aren't you going to carry me into the theater?" - TV's Frank
"Aren't you going to kiss me?" "No, I'd rather have a tal
"Aren't you going to thank me?" Lore
"Aren't you over here on the American Plan?" -- Col. Potter
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II
"Aren't you worried about germs?" - Dot
"Argh! Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!" said
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
"Argh, and she be a comely wench!" - Long John Silver
"Argue?! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Bajoran!" X Mcoy
"Argument is the opiate of the net.aholics" J. Parsons, NZ_RELIGION.
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
"Ariadne" - Most Holy, High Fruitful Mother.
"Arinna" - Mother of the Sun.
"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle"
"Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Clinton, why can't we?"
"Arm the warhead." Gary Seven to Beta 5
"Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21." -Maynard
"Armaments, chapter one, verses nine through twenty-seven."
"Armand Asante?" - Scott Calvin on Naughty&Nice List
"Armathr" - Mother of Prosperity.
"Armed men are citizens, unarmed men are SUBJECTS!!!"
"Armed with skill and it's frustration and grace too" - Tragically Hip
"Armies are paid to kill people and break things." Limbaugh
"Arnold Layne had a strange hobby -Floyd
"Arnold Rimmer took the blame." * Kryten
"Around The Earth In 30 Minutes - This Is Commercial Sign"
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
"Around the world in A.D. days": A trip impossible in old Roman times.
"Arrakis has a surprise for you there..." -- Liet-Kynes
"Arrakis is a one-crop planet." -- Kynes <Dune>
"Arrakis is a two-crop planet: Spice and Fedaykin!" - JT
"Arrakis: Dune, desert planet" - Paul Atredies
"Arrange to feed it." Picard
"Arrg. Gok. Geez, I'm chokin' on my own rage here" - Moe
"Arrghwhere are you, Heart of the Tiger?" - Thrakhath
"Arrruhh graagh!" - Chewbacca
"Arse!" said Pooh, trying out a new catchphrase
"Art as expression, not as market campaigns" -RUSH
"Art consists of limitation." -- Chesterson
"Art dee Fulcan, or art dee Human?" T'Pau
"Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible."
"Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed." -- Cao Yu
"Art for art's sake" is the philosophy of the well-fed
"Art is I; science is we." -- Bernard
"Art is a jealous mistress." -- Emerson
"Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." -- Picasso
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution." -- Gauguin
"Art is meant to disturb." -- Braque
"Art is wasted on people who have no souls." -- Jack Butler
"Art upsets, science reassures."
"Arthur Arthur, King of the Britons"
"Arthur Dent? You're jerk! A complete kneebiter!" -Wowbagger
"Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I."
"Arthur! Honk if you love justice!" - The Tick
"Arthur, did you throw away the secret message cannon?" - The Tick
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" - The Tick, with a piece of coal
"Arthur, is it a diamond yet?" -The Tick
"Arthur, please! Stop ordering food!" - The Tick
"Arthur, resistance wearing down. MUST HAVE MORE SOUP." -The Tick
"Arthur, you're getting hysterical. Shut up!" - Ford Prefect.
"Arthur... Arthur, King of the Britons..."
"Artificial People" - by Frank N. Stein
"Artificial Weightlessness" - by Andy Gravity
"Artio" - Mother of Animals.
"Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Artists are egineers of the soul. That's why we lock them up."
"Artoo Detoo, it is you, it is you!"
"Artoo says the chances of survival are 775... to one." - C-3PO
"Artoo! Where are you!!" - C3PO
"Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." - C-3PO
"As Captain I have the power to marry you two."-Hawk to Potter & Radar
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" -- Arthur Carlson
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
"As I feared, you have no sense of humor." -- Chiun
"As I go forward, I hold my sword high in honor of you."
"As I keep on saying, we have hardly any technique in this course."
"As I know more of mankind, I expect less of them." -- Johnson
"As I mentioned earlier, there is tremendous horror here."
"As I recall, he had quite a temper." - Dax
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"As I watch the rising sun, I see a new day just begun" -Coverdale/Page
"As I, the maniacal tyrant, look down upon my pathetic subjects"-Calvin
"As Jubilee would no doubt say: Eat your heart out Bruce Willis!"-Betsy
"As Solid as..." - by Rocco Gibraltar
"As Teer, I give you back my life. Mine is now forfeit." Maab
"As a Human, I would have died of boredom." - Q
"As a Vulcan, I am at all times honest, Commander." Tuvok
"As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this." - Calvin
"As a matter of fact - I DO own the whole damned road!"
"As a matter of fact, I do, Cubby." The Mask
"As a matter of interest," said Trillian, "what are we going to to do?"
"As a physicist, Einstein makes a wonderful violin player."
"As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids."
"As advertised in the pages of _Aardvark Shopper_"
"As always Roland's brain was gone; his eye saw, his hand shot."
"As always, I'll clean up the mess you've made." - Q
"As androids go, you're in a class by yourself." -- Pulaski
"As anticpated, there are problems." - Q
"As crises go, this wasn't that bad." -- Crow T. Robot
"As disgusting pigs, they weren't that convincing." -- Tom Servo
"As dull as a beige room." -- Tom Servo
"As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means." Calvin
"As far as I'm concerned, the world can still be flat." - ML
"As far as anyone knows, I'm a Jewish chaplain." -- Col. Flagg
"As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"As for me..Yawn...I'm going downstairs to open my toys!!" -- Skippy
"As for what you want..." Kirk to Baris
"As he rose like a rocket, he fell like the stick." -- Paine
"As if my own face were a mask." Troi
"As if we cared..." -- Tom Servo
"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity." - H.D. Thoreau
"As long as I got a foot, I'll kick booze." Burt Lancaster
"As meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best!" W. Allen on sex
"As much as I hate to agree with a mere apprentice..." - Aahz
"As much as I want to means AS MUCH AS I WANT TO."--Odo
"As my android gently weeps" -- Crow T. Robot
"As my owner, you have to die with me." * Kryten
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression."-Douglas
"As of Now I'm re-opening the X-FILES" - Skinner
"As of now, I am in control here in the White House." Alexander Haig
"As of now, I'm closing Frank's little office." -- Dr. Forrester
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." - Skinner
"As opposed to a *good* Nissan ad?" -- Crow T. Robot
"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee." - Vogon poetry
"As proof the Narn are barbarians." - Garibaldi immitating Londo
"As proof, I want you to kill Picard." Lore
"As real as the acceptance that it could happen to you."
"As soon as the rain stops, we'll break camp", said Tom intently.
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
"As sun-swept fire caresses your poisoned face..." -D'Artagnon
"As swords part, I bid you good battle!"
"As the Mayor of this Borg, I say "Let the assimilations begin"
"As the Vulcans say, we are here to serve." - O'Brien
"As the breeze flows through the shrub, my heart is at peace."
"As the dew forms upon the morning rose, I bid you farewell."
"As the seasons change, the refueling continues..." -- Mike Nelson
"As the world is enchanted by our whimsy..." -- Dr. Forrester
"As the, uh, Mayor of this Borg, ... I say "Let the assimilations begin!" --- "Diamond Joe" Quimby
"As usual, Ataru Moroboshi seems to be involved."
"As usual, Maniac, your solution to the problem is brainless." - Flint
"As we planned, here I go inside his headpiece!" -- Airwave
"As you Humans say, I'm all ears." Kazago
"As you are quiet fond of pointing out Doctor, I am half Human." Spock
"As you believe, so shall you do" Gorgan
"As you said, such good sport." - 007 (Moonraker)
"As you were." Janeway
"As you wish..." -Westley
"As your Captain, I want to know EXACTLY what is going on" - Picard
"Ascension Sunday.Ascension Sunday!" -- Rimmer
"Asha ? What kind of a name is Asha ?"
"Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end"
"Aside from that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
"Ask a simple question, and get all your tv privileges revoked!" -C&H
"Ask him if his refrigerator's running" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ask me anything." "Anything?" "Thank you."
"Ask me anything." - Wednesday Addams
"Ask me the questions, Bridge-Keeper; I'm not afraid."
"Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid." -- Launcelot
"Ask not for pity from DARK PHOENIX, my love. There is none in her."
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls." - M. Ali
"Ask not for whom the closet knocks... It knocks for thee, not me."
"Ask not what your computer can do for you..."
"Ask. Me. About. My. Day." - Fran at egg announcement, Dinosaurs
"Asking is just polite demanding." -Max Headroom
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
"Assassinated by the Architectural Defense League...?"
"Assassination has never changed the history of the world."
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Heinlein
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." - Lazarus Long
"Assassination is an extreme form of censorship." -- Heinlein
"Assassination is the highest form of public service.
"Assemble for inspection in 20 minutes." * Rimmer
"Asshole." "Hey! Be positive." "OK. I'm positive you're an asshole."
"Assigned seating can be a problem." Hercules
"Assimilate a pitiful species like you? I think not!" - Q of Borg
"Assimilate little old me!", Bugs Bunny.
"Assimilate my shorts!" -- Borg Simpson
"Assimilated you will be, hmmm" - Yoda of Borg
"Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg
"Assimilatin', assmimilatin'! Come along, I haven't got all day!"
"Assimilation is cool. Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh." -- Beavis of Borg
"Assume gawking position!" -- Tom Servo
"Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups." -- Wethern's Law
"Asterisk ? What kind of a name is Asterisk ?"
"Asteroids, Triple Droids, Telepathic Betazoids."
"Asthmatic Hit Man!" -- Mike Nelson
"Astonishing that anything of that bulk could move so rapidly." Spock
"Astonishing!" Neelix
"Astro-Boy owes me forty dollars!!" - Zippy
"At Acme Looniversity we earn our Toon Degree." -- Tiny Toons
"At IBM, We waste more talent than most companies ever have!"
"At The Sound of the Tone: Fessenden Gave Radio Its Voice."
"At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father." - Freud
"At ease before you hurt something." --Janeway
"At ease, Ensign, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At ease, Lieutenant Loser." -- Crow T. Robot
"At ease, before you sprain something." - Janeway
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." -- Orwell
"At home nowhere, except Starfleet." Amanda
"At home, they'd hang me! Here they give me a @#$%&! medal!"
"At last I'm organized!" he exclaimed, and died.
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"At last, all too well, I can see where we all soon will be."
"At last, something sexual he's not into!" -- Sam Beckett
"At last, the Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
"At last, the Gathering" - Kurgan
"At last... the Gathering!" -- The Kurgan
"At least *someone* here is using his brain" - Sisko
"At least I don't work for Jews.."
"At least I have the sense to go *around*!" -Neelix
"At least I still have my pipe." - Bilbo Baggins
"At least I've earned an honest day's wage." -- Tom Servo
"At least he gets 24 hours notice." -- Rimmer
"At least it's got that `lived-in' look" -- Duncan MacLeod
"At least she gave you some good advice." The Doctor
"At least she got to bring her clutch purse..." -- Joel Robinson
"At least that bought us a day..." MacLeod
"At least that cuts the odds." Hercules
"At least theres this riveting soundtrack." -- Mike Nelson
"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
"At least tremble a little...?" -- Death
"At least we are acquainted with the judge." -- Data
"At least we didn't have to see *these* guys wrestle!" -- Tom Servo
"At least we got the matter panel back." * Kryten
"At least we killed it before we put it in there!" -- Crow
"At least we know there's someone out there." * Picard
"At least we're acquainted with the judge, Captain." Data
"At least you'll be able to find something to hide behind." - Blair
"At least you're not ignorant.. (do you know what that means? :)"
"At my age, my feet don't leave the ground" - Huckster
"At my signal, cut starboard power. Kirk out." Kirk
"At no cost?! Oh, ugly, very ugly!" Rada (a Ferengi)
"At our last meeting I died. It alters the appearance."
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." Doctor
"At present, I cannot be downloaded." E.M.H.P.
"At some point, something must have come from nothing."
"At the proper time I will transmit them." Romulan
"At the rate you read, the murderer will escape." -- Winchester to BJ
"At the time it seemed the logical thing to do."- Sarek
"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." -Plato
"At the very least, Harold is dangerously disturbed."
"At this moment, I like my anonymity." - - Hobbes
"At this point we can't rule out anything." -- Dax
"At this point, chocolate is a viable alternative." - AC
"At this rate, you'll *define* the BS in BBS..."
"At time you seem almost human." Kirk to Spock
"At wong wast I shall have my wevenge!" - Napoleon Bre
"Atalkinghorse?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"Atmosphere is the all-important thing." - Lovecraft
"Atomic Punk" -- Van Halen
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- Eric Draven
"Atrocity has that effect on me." -- The Crow
"Attack the day like birds of prey or scavengers under cover.": Rush
"Attacked by a point-of-view shot!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Attempted murder? It's not like he tried to kill someone!"
"Attention K-Art choppers..."-ALF cartoon
"Attention K-Mart shoppers, Minmei has left the building!"
"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation"
"Attention all planets...we have assumed control." -Rush
"Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner."
"Attention on deck, Ensign Picard." Q
"Attention! Tammy eats cats and is not wearing pants!"
"Attention! The buffet is now being served." -- Magic Voice
"Attila the Nun: A simple girl pledged to a life of brutality."
"Attitude control has been restored" - Data
"Attuned to the majesty of music.." -YES
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine He's back!" -- Q
"Au contraire, mon Capitaine..." -- Q
"Au contraire, mon CapitaineHe's back!" -Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! HE'S BAAAACK!!" - Q
"Au contraire, mon capitaine! He's back!" - Q
"AuH20" ... If you remember THAT you ARE old!
"Aunt Slappy, you *gotta* ask better questions!!" -- Skippy
"Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. -Dorothy."
"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog." - Dorothy
"Aural sex gives me an earie feeling." - Mary
"Aurora" - the Morning, Mother of the Sun.
"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you! Amen!"
"Auto stop and eject! AUTO STOP AND EJECT!!" - Zippy
"Autobots! Transform and roll out!" -- Optimus Prime
"Autodial:" body soap for cars?
"Automatic" simply means it can't be fixed
"Automatic" simply means that you cannot repair it yourself
"Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals." -- Data
"Avail Ukrania! My bitter homeland..." -- Mike Nelson
"Avenge me! Avenge me!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Average" is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry." -- Heinlein
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - L. Long
"Avoidance. That is the first lesson in self-defense." <Caine>
"Avon calling. Avon calling." -- Tom Servo
"Aw Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!" - Calvin
"Aw mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bunji cord!"
"Aw! Buckle this!" -Dark Helmet
"Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord!" - Calvin
"Aw, SHIT!" - B.something "Yup." - Beast
"Aw, buckle this!" - Dark Helmut
"Aw, nuts to your white mice!" -Zaphod to Trillian
"Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster." - Homer
"Aw, sweet freedom" -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw, try the fuzzy dice again, man!" - Louie
"Aw, you can see the strings." -- Crow T. Robot
"Aw... poor Puddy tat - he faw down, go BOOM!!!" :-)
"Aw..Why'd ya have to go and tell!" -Clarence Thomas
"Away Team? Me? No way! Guys get killed on those!"--Unknown Red Shirt
"Away in a *murder*. No crib for a *death*!" -- Tom Servo
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda
"Away team to Ganges.....beam us down the toilet paper, please."
"Away with him! Away with him! He speaks Latin." -- Shakespeare
"Awl your money Ah will tax from you, awl your money, awl your money."
"Awright, hold it where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it... where's the mutant repellant?" - Steve Dallas
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Steve
"Awright, hold itwhere's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County
"Aww, C'mon, Londokins... ONE of 'em's gotta work...!"
"Awww, I want a new Universe for Christmas..." - Wesley Crusher
"Awww, I'm sorry. Really, I am. :)" - Dire Wolf
"Awww, what a shame. No 'safe slashing' without latex."
"Awww. Bones." - Kirk, 'Catspaw'
"Awww... no no no... oh the agony of mine own words..."
"Awwwwk buck buck buck."
"Axe held high, I go."
"Ay, Professor Hurts?" -- Mike Nelson
"Aye yam Drak-kul-lah... Aye bid yoo velcome." -- Dracula
"Aye, Captain - it'll be no Tribble at all!" - Scotty
"Aye, every inch!" said Lear achingly.
"Aye, for a turtle as he takes a buzzard." -- Shakespeare
"Aye, that way goes the game." - Shakespeare
"Aye, the haggis is in the fire, for sure." Scott
"Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Ayoyo! Aaamah! Ayoyo!"
"B is for back problem." -- Joel Robinson
"B'Elanna is the only one that tried to kill her animal guide." -Chekote
"B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" "B'Elanna!" "K'Ehleyr!" - barroom argument
"B'Elanna's the only one I know that tried to kill her animal guide."
"B'Ellana, I have something I want to show you." Sunan
"B'Ellana, what have they done to you?" Paris
"B'Ellana, you're with me." Janeway
"B'Ellana?" Paris "Yeah, it's me." Human Torres
"B'OH!" "B'oh? Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says D'OH!"
"B'OH? Homer Simpson does not say B'oh, he says... D'OH!" - Mr.Burns
"B) You don't know the systems are compatable" - Ivanova
"B*tch set me up!" - Marion Barry, crack smoker and mayor of DC
"B-B-Bother," spit Pooh as @FN@'s urine hit his face
"B.P. Richfield: He cares so much it hurts!" -TV announcer,Dinosaurs
"B5 is best!" "DS9 is!!" (a friendly discussion?)
"B5 is best!" <biff!> "DS9 is!!" <punch!> (a friendly discussion?)
"B?#$^f," said @F, as line noise garbled his transmission
"B@$%*&^Y," typed @F, as his wife picked up an extension
"BAAAAAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIINGS, MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"
"BABY ON BOARD" just means five more points.
"BAD MOTHERS...and the bad fathers who love them on the next Donahue"
"BAG 'em?" - Wakko "Bag 'em!" - Yakko
"BALDERDASH! Let me repeat--BALDERDASH!" - The Humbug
"BAM.. BAM.. BAM.." Bam Bam Ruble
"BAND PLAYING" by Clara Nett
"BANG YOUR HEAD! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!"
"BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine." - Beverly
"BARK! BARK! and you stay out of mine!" - Dr. Crusher
"BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'."
"BBS ramblings and actual thought are two different things. =)"
"BE PREPARED" - Scout Motto
"BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"BEAST! Quit baiting the Catsis!" - Tigger
"BEAVIS! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"BEAVIS! What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"BECAUSE I'M AN ENGLISHMAN, YOU BLISTERING IDIOT!" -- Arturo
"BECAUSE--because...I'm in love with you."--Odo
"BEERWARE": If it works right the 1st time, buy yourself a beer!
"BEWARE!!! If you don't wear it, they'll sag!" Happousai
"BILLS" stands for: Boy I Love to Lose Superbowls.
"BITCH!" --- "Oh, excuse me... Ms. Bitch"
"BITE ME, It's fun!" "No! Crow! NO!"
"BLECCCCHHHHH!!!! I've been KISSED by a dog!" Lucy van Pelt
"BOB was spelling his name; a signature on a demonic self-portrait."
"BOOM BOOM - Out Go The Lights!"
"BOOM! Sooner or later BOOM!!!" - Susan Ivanova
"BOOZE...it's what's for dinner."
"BORG TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevent."
"BORRRING!!" - Calvin "But mom, frogs are our *friends*!" - Calvin
"BORRRING!!"--Calvin
"BOTHER!" roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"BOTHER!" said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"BOTHER," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"BOTHER," SAID POOH, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS.
"BOTHER," sprayed Pooh, in 14ft letters across the K-Mart wall
"BRAIN AND BRAIN? WHAT IS BRAIN?" - Kara
"BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not res
"BROTHER! I didn't think you had the lobes!" - Quark
"BRRRRRRRRPPP!" - Worf "You're excused!" - Troi
"BTW, I tend to ramble on when talking about music." - Diabolus 29A
"BTW, does Jesus know you flame?"
"BUM! Get it? Sounds a bit like...bum really"
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
"BURN HER ANYWAY!"
"BURN THE TAPES!!" - Rosebud
"BUT HE HIT ME BACK, FIRST!!!"
"BUT I WANT A TAGLINE! Danny Davids gets them all! Danny's Share"-DDP
"BUTCHER SITS ON MEAT GRINDER - GETS A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS ORDERS"
"BUUURRRRRRP!" Worf "You're excused!" Troi
"BY THE GODS! I, Quigley, have killed men for less!"
"Ba-bye then." - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
"Baa!" "Baa!" ...I think my RAM is lonely
"Baaaaa!" "Baaaaa!" I think my RAM is lonely.
"Baba Yaga is awake... and she's coming for all of us." -- Straub
"Babble sir? I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir."
"Babbling? :) OH, I'm sorry, you meant the taglines.. <g>" - Dire Wolf
"Babies are the enemy of the human race." -- Asimov
"Baby In The Gas Tank" - By Who Pumped Ethel
"Baby can you dig your man?" - Larry Underwood
"Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard"
"Baby needs a new pair of shoes" - Data
"Baby take your teeth out, it'll be fine." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby take your teeth out, try it one time." -- Frank Zappa
"Baby, can you dig your man?"
"Baby, don't look up, the sky is falling" - Tori Amos
"Baby, we know better than to try and pretend..."<Tom Petty>
"Babylon 4? I thought that was destroyed?" Sheridan
"Babylon 5 was on last night." -- TV's Frank
"Babylon Five is a lovely wessel."--Bester
"Back away slowly." Ivanova
"Back down to you, Subterranean Doughy Guys!" -- Mike Nelson
"Back in the 20th century we referred to it as the Tahiti Syndrome."
"Back in the U.S.S.R." - Beatles
"Back in the saddle again." "Shut up, bard."
"Back me up, Anna." --Gen "What, break another nail? Forget it!" --SN
"Back off me, man! I can do eet..."- Ren Hoek
"Back on Earth, I heard things." Frost
"Back on Earth, we have the Laughing Buddah." Sheridan
"Back then everyone drove a boss machine." -- Tom Servo
"Back to DS9 now, 'kay? Afore we gets Orbed. <grin> ' - Anna Steven
"Back to the drudgery that is your life." -- Tom Servo
"Back to the meaning of wolf and man..."- Metallica
"Back to the old electronic brain..." - Marvin
"Back to you, Mitchell..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Back! Back you pink, perfumed peahens from purgatory!!" - Opus
"Backs are out, but uterus's are all right by us." -- Carlin
"Backup Not Found (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame the French ?"
"Backup Not Found (A)ssasinate Bill Gates (R)etry (K)eep trying ?"
"Backup Not Found (G)ive up (H)ave another go (C)ry ?"
"Backups are for wussies!" -Oliver Wendell Jones
"Backward masking for 'Buddy Ebsen has Salmonella'." -- Tom Servo
"Backwards talking am I. Again go there I. Sh*t Oh." - G. Carlin
"Bad Cow Jokes" - by Terry Bull
"Bad FAT" means disk has high cholesterol?
"Bad Money" - by Count R. Fitz
"Bad To The Bone" -- George Thurogood & The Delaware Destroyers
"Bad command or filename, Dave..."
"Bad dates..." -- Sallah
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone...click...###@*##...NO TERRIER
"Bad knee, gotta run" - Pat Buchanan to his draft board
"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused. -Roy Bongartz
"Bad move, wearing that much metal, Destroyer!" -- Polarity
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..."
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..." -- Tom Servo
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad movie? You're soaking in it..."
"Bad new, Dad. Your polls are way down." - Calvin
"Bad news drives good news out of the media." - Lee Loevinger
"Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil." - Calvin
"Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down." - - Calvin
"Bad news, Mom. I sold my soul to the devil" -Calvin
"Bad news... they want to water-ski..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bad science drives out good science." -- Gresham's Law
"Bad year Dan"-Freddy Krueger
"Bad, good... I'm the one with the gun."
"Badches? We don't need no steenkin' badches!"
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year." - Christmas greeting
"Bah, Humbug!" said Pooh, realizing Christmas was not far off
"Bail and wail, manoeuvre no. 12" - Throttle
"Bajorans and PMS - a lethal combination." - Quark
"Baked beans are off!"
"Baker's Man" - by Patty Cake
"Baldric, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?
"Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Baldrick, define Irony" "It's a little like Goldy ..."
"Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?" -- Blackadder
"Baldrick, this is Molly, an inexpensive prostitute."
"Baldrick, why do you have a piece of cheese tied to your nose?"
"Baldrick, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."
"Ball's in your court, Joel..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Balls on standby, sir." - Kryten
"Balls" said Pooh, in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual.
"Balls" said the Queen "if I had two, I'd be King"
"Bambi Meets Godzilla!" In Stereo!
"Band on the run" -Paul McCartney & Wings
"Bangs like a privvy door when the plague's in town."
"Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town." -Black Adder
"Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal.)
"Bansai!" shouted Pooh, suicidally diving towards the US carrier
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree among each other!"
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglican... you can't even agree amoung yourselves!!
"Baptist, Lutheran, Anglicanyou can't even agree among each other!"
"Barehanded. Against the Gorn. I have no chance." Kirk
"Bark At The Moon" -- Ozzy
"Bark at the moon, Isstvan." - Tananda
"Bark! Woof! Froinlaven!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
"Barkeep, please freshen my date." -- Joel Robinson
"Barman, three German beers," said Tom drily.
"Barney = SatanI have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net
"Barney is my hero!" <<BANG>> @#$#%@ NO CARRIER
"Barney would be a kinder, gentler Gorn." -Rosemary Ighel
"Barney?" - Fox Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all"
"Barney?" - Mulder on 'the most heinous force of all'
"Barney?" - Mulder, guessing at "the most henious force of all."
"Barren? Yes, but no one crosses the silver void without our knowledge"
"Barrier is undamaged, Captain." Tuvok
"Barry Young's wardrobe by Victoria's Secret." -- Joel Robinson
"Barry" is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender - Bart Simpson's lines
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender -Bart Simpson/Episode 8F06
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
"Bart Fargo is: Hard To Watch!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bart Fargo! Bart Fargo! Bart Fargo! That's hard!" -- Crow
"Bart Fargo?" -- Tom Servo
"Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water!" - Selma
"Bart, don't use the 'Touch of Death' on your sister."
"Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
"Bartender! Get me a beer, and a drink while I'm waiting." - Rasta
"Bartender, I'll have 20, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."-S.Dallas
"Bartender, I'll have twenty, count 'em, TWENTY double martinis."
"Baseball fever--catch it." -major league baseball promo
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." - Yogi Berra
"Baseball is wrong Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Baseball's a wonderful game, no matter who's playing." -- Col. Potter
"Baseball? What is this?" - Wormhole creators
"Baseball? What is this?" -- The Entities
"Based on what I know so far, there's nothing I can do." Picard
"Basically, I would be leading them into a trap."- Ro Laren
"Bast! I fold." - Sir Isaac Newton
"Bast" - Cat Goddess, Mother of all Cats.
"Bastards," said Pooh, upon receiving his phone bill
"Batboy, Nightwing... what's a good sidekick name?" - Dick Grayson
"Batboy...NightwingWhat's a good sidekick name?" -- Grayson
"Batchelor Hostage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Batman? Coming for you? I'm *counting* on it!" - The Riddler
"Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian." - Batman
"Battle Axes" By Tom A. Hawk
"Battle of the Las Vegas crooners..." -- Mike Nelson
"Battle of the Network Has-Beens!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought with guns.
"Baud, James Baud." - famous British spy/modemer
"Bay 13? Nobody goes into bay 13." - Garibaldi
"Bay 13? No one goes into Bay 13." Garibaldi
"Baywatch can wait for now, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Be Careful, Fox!" -Peppy Hare
"Be Good" "I'm Being Good" "Behave" "I'm Being Have"
"Be Sociable - drink with me... Coca-Cola" - 1937
"Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. I'm Assimiwating A Wace.": Fudd Of Borg
"Be Your Best!" - By X. L. Lent
"Be a Crew Slut! It's a way of life....."
"Be a dear and turn the shower massage head on pulsate." -- Servo
"Be a love and try not to get underfoot during the next week." - Hemlock
"Be a true leader of fish and get over it!" - Lawrence Limburger
"Be afraid. Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- The Warners
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid. Be *very* afraid." - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." -- Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Be afraid... Be VERY afraid..."
"Be all that you can be. Then die." -- Shadow recruitment slogan?
"Be bewy bewy quiet... I'm hunting Womulins." * Elmer
"Be blessed." - Marguerite Kendall "Bite me." - Drew Webber
"Be brave. Be true. Stand." -- Mother Abigail
"Be brief of speech and long on action." Pointblank
"Be calm Kristen"-Kristen
"Be careful and have a good time!" [mother's paradox curse]
"Be careful out there."
"Be careful what you show... and what you don't show." -- Dieter
"Be careful with that saw!" Tom said offhandedly.
"Be careful with that. It'll clear out a whole jungle."
"Be careful, Isis, don't get stepped on." Gary Seven
"Be careful. I *do* tend to take things literally." -- LaCroix
"Be charming to my virus... right
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Heinlein
"Be creative, invent a perversion." - Lazarus Long
"Be excellent to each other!" -- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Be excellent to each other."
"Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth."
"Be fruitful and multiply. *After* you're married." -- Joel
"Be gentle. It's my first time." - Catwoman
"Be good"? Define "good."
"Be happy while y'er leevin, for y'er a lang time died." Scottish motto.
"Be in your pleasures like the flowers and the bees." -- Gibran
"Be just and fear not." (Be stoned and fear nothing!)
"Be kind to all except Non-Christians and Pro-Choicers" -- Bible
"Be kind to animals, everybody. They're reincarnated relatives."
"Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......",,,,,,,,
"Be my brother, or I will kill you." -- Roch, Brujah
"Be nice to gerbil-head!" - Anna Steven (on Neelix)
"Be nice to unattractive people." - Robert Agnew
"Be not deceived by the appearance of things." -- Sidieu, LaSombra
"Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."
"Be not righteous overmuch." -- Ecclesiastes 7:16
"Be on the lookout for two men and a babe!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be original. Say yes. Everyone else says no." -- Martin Riggs
"Be original. Say yes, everyone else says no." -- Riggs
"Be patient, for the world is broad and wide." - William Shakespeare - "Romeo and Juliet"
"Be prepared!" --Scar and Hyenas
"Be prepared, yes?" - Death's Head
"Be quiet Pinky, or I will have to hurt you..."
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" - Monty Python
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
"Be seeing you." -- Death
"Be slow of tongue, and quick of eye." -- Miguel de Cervantes
"Be still as a mountain, move like a great river." -Wu Yu-Hsiang
"Be still my heart." Ivanova
"Be strong and true! I love you. Bye!" -- Joel Robinson
"Be sure to make a plate for the narrator." -- Crow T. Robot
"Be sure to worship at the airport of your choice." -- Mike Nelson
"Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar." - Shakespeare
"Be unyielding as the ocean waves and your enemies shall fall." Seaspray
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - Elmer Fudd
"Be vewwy vewwy quiet..." "Shut Up!" þ Miles Standish, Animaniacs
"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits!"
"Be vewwy, vewwy qwiet. We're hunting Elmers..." - Bugs Bunny & Daffy
"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting the Energizer Bunny" - E. Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!" -- Elmer Fudd
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wontime ewows..."
"Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!"
"Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children."
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
"Be...cause...he's...deaf...not...stuuu...pid!" - Wally Careu
"Beach Blanket Sushi!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beam me a FORD Scotty" <Sigh> "I can't afFORD a Beamer"
"Beam me a board Scotty!" "A 2x4, Captain?"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" !!CLUNK!! "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" <clunk!> "There ye go, Keptin!"
"Beam me a board, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?"
"Beam me a-board, Scotty." "Aye. Chess or Ironing?"
"Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain.
"Beam me aboard Scotty, there is no intelligent life here"
"Beam me aboard Scotty." "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Mr. Scott." "Oak or plywood, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty !" - "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do ?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4 or a 1x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Sir, a 4x2?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye Captain, a 2x4 or a 1x6?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye! Will a 2x4 be sufficient?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Cap'n! Uh, will a two-by-four do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, Captain. Is a 2x4 okay?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, aye, Sir! Will a 2x4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" <-> "Aye, Capn'... Will a 2 X 4 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" <Clunk> "There ye go, Captain!"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" ... "A 2 by 4, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!" [-] "Will a 2 X 4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty" "Is a 2x4 okay, sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Aye, 2x4 or 2x6, Sir?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Will a 2X4 do, Captain?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure thing, Captain: Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?"
"Beam me back, Scotty, I like this planet!"
"Beam me up -- it ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up quickly, Scotty. This is NOT the Mens room!"
"Beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"Beam me up, Chief O'Brien, it's only Q down here!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's...pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!"
"Beam me up, Scotty! The rabbit just died!"
"Beam me up, Scotty!" - Frohicke, via satellite (Fearful Symetry)
"Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent aardvarks here"
"Beam me up, Scotty...I think I'm going to PUKE!"
"Beam me up." "Well, sure if you want me to!"
"Beam me up...uh...uh...Spock? What's that guy's name again?"
"Beam us aboard, Scotty!" "Aye, sir, will a 2x4 do?"
"Beans are neither fruit nor musical." - Bart's Board
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
"Bearing 157 mark 53." Dax "Straight into the wormhole." Kira
"Beat the love of Jesus into them!" -- Mike Nelson
"Beaten out by a guy in a rat suit!" -- Lester
"Beating down the multitudes and scoffing at the wise" -Rush?
"Beating the crap out of Pernell Roberts..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beatle Bailey, The Motion Picture..." -- Tom Servo
"Beatniks? These people aren't even Boatniks!" -- Tom Servo
"Beau knows awkward dancing..." -- Mike Nelson
"Beausoleil, looking at smiles and seeing only grins..."
"Beautiful day, isn't it?" Kirk "Yes. Yes, it is." Picard
"Beautiful is! Chaos too dim is to notice the most of."
"Beautiful plumage, that Tom."
"Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q
"Beautiful! Splash one. Look at the carnage! Haha!" -- Tom Servo
"Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror." -- Gibran
"Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face." -- Gibran
"Beauty is my bidness." - D. Letterman
"Beauty is the lover's gift." -Congreve
"Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk.
"Beauty is transitory." "Beauty survives." - Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives"
"Beauty is transitory." - Spock "Beauty survives." - Kirk
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" Keats
"Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold." - Shakespeare
"Beauty...in the dark." Sheridan
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis has a magic Johnson- It disappears into his hand" -Butt-Head
"Beavis is a do-it-yourselfer. Huh huh." "Heh heh. Oh yeah."
"Beavis is not dog food! .. huh uh huh He's worm food!" - Butthead
"Beavis! What is your major malfunction?" - Buzzcut
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, I've seen the top of the mountain, and it is good." - Butthead
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, don't you *ever* tell me to shut up." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY." - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you gotta get a whiff of this!" - Butt-Head
"Beavis, you stay on that couch!"
"Beavis, you're gonna have like 4 buttholes if you don't shut up!"
"Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me."
"Because I don't have a real sword handy." - Timov
"Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinkin' it." -Dave
"Because I kill indiscriminately?" -- Tom Servo
"Because I'm evil, and love is gone. My love is gone." -Danzig
"Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn't have limits."
"Because he's an ignorant monkey & doesn't know any better." -- Z.B.III
"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!" - C-3PO
"Because in this war, Captain, we need all the chances we can get."
"Because it's always been done that way," is NOT a good reason!
"Because it's there" - James Kirk...
"Because no Changeling has harmed another." Lovok
"Because no matter where you go ... there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
"Because that's what we do. We're professional botherers." -- Al
"Because the TNG Tech Manual SAYS so!" -Canonhead
"Because the frogs don't listen" -- Crow T. Robot
"Because we're Protestant! And fiercely proud of it!!"
"Because you're black." "You are... He is." Lethal Weapon
"Because, I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all."
"Because, my dear Mr. Spock, Rome had no Sun Worshipers." McCoy
"Becausehe'sdeafnotstuuupid!" - Wally Careu
"Become one with what you are. Become one with what you are not."
"Bedeebedeebedee... make it so, folks!" - Porky Picard
"Beefcake season begins today, and I plan on bagging my limit."
"Beefy peanut buster bel grande!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beekeeping" - by A. V. Arry
"Beelzebub the Clown!" -- Tom Servo
"Been a long time since I Rock and Rolled"
"Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true" -Led Zep
"Been down there about five centuries." La Forge
"Been saved again by the garbage truck..." -- Tori Amos
"Been spending most my life living in a Pastime Paradise..."
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"Been through the desert in a car with no name" -- Crow T. Robot
"Been waiting awhile to meet you, for the chance to shake your hand."
"Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor" - Londo Molari
"Beep beep boop beep boop beep beep." - R2D2
"Beep beep? It *must* be Earth humor..." -- Londo Molari
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor.." - Londo
"Beep beep? Beep beep!?" Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
"Beep-beep, Richie." -- The Loser's Club
"Beep? Beep? It must be Earth humour." - Londo Mollari
"Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers" -- ZZ Top
"Beer, Budweiser, ice cold" - Riker
"Beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30."
"Beer, Samuel Adams, cold." - Couch Potato
"Beer. Budweiser. Cold." -- Riker
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." - Homer
"Beer/Wine? Wine made from fresh beer?" -- Mike Nelson
"Before combat, it is important to stay warm." Freya
"Before sunrise he's your son." -- Mufasa
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
"Before the Normans?" "Before the humans."
"Before the dark ages, before, the Empire" - Obe Wan
"Before the dark times. Before the Empire." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
"Before they invented action. Or Paula Abdul." -- Crow T. Robot
"Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?" - Simpsons
"Before you got here, I was a guy." --Tori "/Aaaahhh!/ It's the Evil Toddsite!" --Gen, SN
"Before you louse something up, THIMK!"
"Begging for Mercy: Crawling Cringing Begging Beseeching" - poster
"Begin sterilization." Bashir
"Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush
"Behave yourselves, gentlemen." -- Yar
"Behave, or I *won't* spank you!"
"Behind the bushes on the gravelly road." (Jerry)
"Behind the scenes at Easy Rider magazine." -- Crow T. Robot
"Behind those old eyes you hold a 16-year old heart." Vivian Leigh
"Behold! This is the Holy Grail!" -- God
"Behold, the Walls of Jericho." - Peter Warne
"Behold, the case of Kyre Banord!" --Tim
"Behold, the day! Behold, it has come! DOOM has gone out!" - Ez. 7:10
"Behold, the half was not told me." -- 1 Kings 10:7
"Behold, this dreamer cometh." -- Genesis 32:19
"Behold. A gateway to your own past, if you wish." Guardian
"Being an outsider isn't so bad."--Odo
"Being cold is what keeps me alive." - 007 (Golden Eye)
"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
"Being here is a lot like being lost, Arthur." The Tick
"Being pregnant isn't a reason to get married." -- Sam Beckett
"Being rank has it's privileges" - Greasepit
"Being right too soon is socially unacceptable." - Heinlein
"Being with you, it's just one epiphany after another" - Hobbes
"Bejeeses, I'm no good at speeches." Fredric March
"Bela Lugosi's brother Shemp Lugosi"
"Bela is dead and Vampira won't talk." - Ed Wood
"Bela, I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight." - Ed Wood
"Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man." - Thomas Paine
"Believe in the bible?" "Hell no, I've read it."
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
"Believe me, I never meant to shut you out." - Richard Franklin
"Believe me, I wish I weren't." Doctor
"Believe me, I'm honored to be nominated." Bashir
"Believe me, I'm not." Bashir "I thought so." Dax
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- Eric Draven
"Believe me, nothing is trivial!" -- The Crow
"Believe me, nothing's trivial." -Eric Draven
"Believe me, the air is thick with debacle." - Binkley
"Believe me, this will hurt you more than it hurts me." - Duncan
"Believe me...I wish I weren't."--HoloDoc
"Believe what you will, until experience changes your mind." - Delenn
"Believing in yourself improves your aim better than target practice."
"Believing is seeing." -- DiSimoni's Rule of Cognition
"Bell-Bottoms! Who are you? Sammy Davis Jr.?" - Bloom County
"Beltane, tarot cards, mistletoewhaddaya gonna take next? My watch?"
"Ben Hogan recovered his golf ball," said Tom profoundly.
"Ben! Ben!" - Luke
"Ben, why didn't you tell me?" - Luke
"Bend me, Shape me, Anyway you want me."
"Bend over Blackadder it's poker time"
"Bend the rules, Nemesis." Hercules
"Beneath this flabby exterior lies a complete lack of character."
"Benjamin! You know how I hate to be kept waiting!" Kira-2
"Benjamin, it's getting larger!" - Dax
"Benjamin, why is Kira talking to an invisible person called Al?"
"Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?'" - Dax
"Benji! Don't run out on the high@#%^&(* NO TERRIER
"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence" -- Time Bandits
"Beowolf?" Tuvok
"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you!" -Hoagie
"Bernie & Max have forgotten what "racing" is." - Nick Hamilton
"Bertie" -Victoria (1819-1901), Queen of England, last word
"Beseech this!" -- Joel Robinson
"Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man." - Shakespeare
"Besides that."
"Besides, Angel may yet help us win this thing." - Paladin
"Besides, I didn't know if 'weenie' had a Y or an I." -- Tim Taylor
"Besides, I don't think we have the room." - Sheridan
"Besides, he's kinda sexy..." - Persephone on Hades
"Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" - Data
"Besides, it is clearly a chicken." - Data
"Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating." -- Troi
"Besides, now they're paying me triple." -- Quark
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
"Besides, this may be an opportunity to make a friend." Janeway
"Besides, tribbles have no teeth!" Cyrano Jones
"Besides, you know what a careful guy I am." -- Indiana Jones
"Besides, you look good in a dress." - Riker to Worf
"Best guess, Mr. Sulu." - Kirk
"Best laugh I had all evening." - Ragnell
"Best men are often moulded out of faults." - Shakespeare
"Best not think about it too much, if you ask me." - Bashir
"Bet he wishes he had a life!" -- Joel Robinson
"Bet the camera man got sick" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bet you can't say that three times fast." - Wakko Warner
"Bet you're gay!" - Galahad "No, I'm not!" - Launcelot
"Betcha care now, don'tcha?" -- Tom Servo
"Betrayed by his final thoughts." Bender
"Better Late than never " applies to returning books too.
"Better Living through Blue Wave."
"Better Living through InterMail!"
"Better a known enemy than a forced ally." -Napoleon
"Better an authentic Mammon than a bogus God." -- MacNeice
"Better and better, Mr.Spock." Kirk
"Better be sure." - Jack Napier
"Better cut back on the caffine, my friend." Sheriff Buck
"Better get ready, 'cause we're almost there!"
"Better her then me" - Han Solo
"Better hide your Megadeath albums." - Fox Mulder
"Better is a highly subjective term." - Data
"Better keep the brass monkeys in *tonight*!" -- Col. Henry Blake
"Better know nothing than half-know many things."
"Better late than never!": The single girl's motto
"Better let her go, Sisko. She's all we've got." - Odo
"Better living through Revlon, guys." - Dazzler
"Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko "I'm on it." -- Odo
"Better make myself look *big*!" -- The Cat
"Better one suffer than a nation grieve." -- Dryden
"Better quit while you're behind, Frank." -- Trapper
"Better than the Wolf? I thought that was a given..."
"Better than those No-Scientist strips" -- Crow T. Robot
"Better than wrestlin'!" - Tor Johnson
"Better than you expected or better than you hoped?" - Dana Scully
"Better things to do with my time, Mr. Tech Support." -- Crow
"Better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."
"Better to copulate than never." - Lazarus Long
"Better to die a hero than to live a coward." -- Wisetongue
"Better to die a thousand deaths than wound my honor." - Addison
"Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."
"Better to just buy another one." --Keiichi Nakasato's motto
"Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it"
"Better to throw it out-than throw it in." - Skinny Mitchell
"Better to wrestle with a giant than to lock horns with a Bariaur"
"Better wind up the model again..." -- Tom Servo
"Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button." -- Dr. Forrester
"Better yet, are you programmed to sing?" - Neelix
"Better" is the death knell for "good enough"
"Better'n those dickweeds on 60 Minutes..." -- Tom Servo
"Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket.."
"Betty Rubble? Well I would go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma
"Betty, Marv is more excused than you..." -- Mike Nelson
"Between grief and nothing, I will take grief." - Faulkner
"Between our quests, we seek incest and to impersonate Clark Gable..."
"Between the two of us, we'll kill this thing!" Decker
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Between you, me, and the grand piano, it wasn't a bad idea." - Potter
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
"Beverly Hills Cop: The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Beverly, the Prime Directive is not just a set of rules." Picard
"Beverly, we've done everything we can!" Picard
"Beverly. May I call you Beverly?" Data
"Beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!"
"Beware of Romulans bearing gifts" - Dr. McCoy
"Beware of Shadows. They move when you're not watching." Sinclair
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception," - Heinlein
"Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
"Beware of quantum ducks. Quark! Quark!"
"Beware of the Turd of Altair 7!" -- Tom Servo
"Beware of the man whose god is in the skies" - G.B. Shaw
"Beware of the military-industrial complex." - D. Eisenhower
"Beware of the technological recalicitrants!" - Peter B.
"Beware of the...Oh, NO, ARRGGH!!!"
"Beware of wake turbulence behind departing turtle . . !"
"Beware the Dragon." -ACS Head Sysop
"Beware the Ides of March." - Shakespeare
"Beware the fury of a patient man." -- Dryden
"Beware, little sister. That way lies the Wyrm." -- Jalisha
"Beyond the blue event horizon..."
"Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young" -Floyd
"Beyond the reach of human range - A touch of hell, a drop of strange."
"Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades like shadows into the night"
"Bibbity... bobbity..." - S. Strange, M.D.
"Bible" is pronounced "Buy Bull"
"Bicycle Repair Man! But... how?!?"
"Bicycle Repairman! Thank goodness you've come! Look! It's broken!"
"Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." - Why men like bidets #1
"Biff. Muff. Let me flip one these switches." -- Tom Servo
"Big Daddy Rasta", that's sounds pretty cool!
"Big 7-11 item, provolone." -- Tom Servo
"Big Brother is watching you." -- Orwell
"Big Daddy! Now what makes him so big?" Paul Newman
"Big Dog" "Really Big Dog"
"Big Dog" "Really Big Dog"""Big Fart!" - By Hugh Jass
"Big Dog..." "Really Big Dog..."
"Big Dog..." "Really Big Dog..." - The Tick
"Big John Call IS Santa Claus in `O Little Town of DEATHlehem'!"
"Big Man On Campus" - By A. Letterman
"Big bang took and shook the world, shook down the rising sun."-Rush
"Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in." "What's that?" "C".
"Big deal. So we changed our minds." - Terrible Tues
"Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are" -Floyd
"Big moon staring at the World Tonite..."
"Big shot! Big shot! Big shot!"
"Big tough astronaut guy has a princess phone..." -- Tom Servo
"Big-Cats" are hard to train said "one arm" Harry!--jkb
"Big-Cats" can be dangerous said "one arm" Harry!
"Big-Cats" can be trained said "one arm" Harry!
"Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong." --B Hope
"BigbooTE! TAY! TAY!!!" - John Bigboote
"Bigger Eats Smaller. The Swamp Monster is well within his rights."
"Biggest disaster in US history and they're televising it."
"Biggest gang I know they call the government." - Perry Farrell
"Biggest of all Babylon stations. We need. Needing we take" - Zathras
"Bigomy is non-scriptural. Man cannot serve two masters."
"Bigotry keeps truth safe in its hand with a grip that kills it."
"Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster" -- Reagan
"Bill Clinton, The Best Argument for the Retroactive Abortion..."
"Bill Gates", or how to erase the National Debt?
"Bill T. Cat for President. A desperate choice for desperate times."
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K" -Ted Theodore Logan
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K." -- Ted
"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill." - Homer goes through the daily mail
"Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill." -bad mail day!
"Billie Jean is not my lover..." - Micheal Jackson
"Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton!
"Billy's gonna be a `Boil-In-The-Bag' dinner soon!" -- Crow
"Billy's out of the tub. We can dive." -- Tom Servo
"Billy, what's 2+2?" "That's easy! Square Root of 16!"
"Bimbo," said Pooh, as Britteny Spears took the stage
"Bingo, bango, bongo! True story!" - Al
"Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca." -- Sam Beckett
"Bingo-bango, sugar in the gastank, ex-husband strikes again."
"Biology as in. Reproduction?" Kirk to Spock
"Biology? As in reproduction?" -- Kirk
"Bioneural circuitry?" Paris
"Biped. Small. Good cranial development." McCoy
"Biplane" ...last words a pilot says before bailing out.
"Birdbrain and birdneck, should get on like a house on fire!"
"Birds fly over the rainbow. Why, oh why can't I?"
"Birds" - by C. Gull
"Bit Decay?!? You say you have Bi+ Decay?"
"Bite Me!" - Count Draculas Wife
"Bite me! Suck me! Make me drink blood!" -- the Vampire motto.
"Bite me!" -- Gypsy
"Bite me, Frodo!" -- TV's Frank
"Bite me, it's fun!" "Crow! No!"
"Bite me, it's fun!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Bite me, it's fun!" --Mystery Science Theater 3000 sticker
"Bite me, pig." - Mimi
"Bite off, dirtball."
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original Coca-Cola Chinese
"Bite the Wax Tadpole." Original translation of Coca-Cola into Chinese
"Bite the wax tadpole. " -original Chinese translation of Coca-Cola.
"Bitten, sir, during the night." "Whole leg gone, eh?"
"Bizarre to the point of lunacy."--Arturo
"Bizarre. A sentence fragment. Another fragment." -David Moser
"Black and blue... and who knows which is which and who is who"
"Black arrow! I have saved you to the last!" - Bard, Lord of Dale
"Black blood of the earth." "You mean oil?" "I mean black blood!"
"Black card, Lister, this is a BLACK CARD SITUATION!!!"--Rimmer
"Black card, Lister. Black card." -- Rimmer
"Black racist" is an oxymoron.
"Black wind come carry me far away..." - Sisters of Mercy
"Black" does not equate to "Not Racist"
"Blackened is the end..." -Metallica
"Blackmail's an ugly word."-BJ to Frank. "We prefer extortion."-Hawk
"Blah, blah, blah. Yackety Schmackety."
"Blaine is a pain, and THAT is the truth."-- S. King.
"Blake's gone, son. I'm here." -- Potter to Radar
"Blame is better to give than receive." -- Limbaugh
"Blame is better to give than receive." -Rush: Permanent Waves
"Blame it on the guy who can't speak english." - Homer
"Blame not on stupidity what is best explained by ignorance." - Heinlein
"Blame someone else before they blame you." Nautilator
"Blasphemy. I should cast you out, or smite you or something." -Q
"Blast medicine anyway!" - McCoy
"Blasted government parts." - Lawrence Limburger
"Blasted, forget the manual!" Kirk
"Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream" -Floyd
"Bleeding Pommy!" --Mary "Yes, I am now, thank you." --Todd, DVP
"Blender rotations per second or something. Whirr, whirr."--Matt C.
"Bless this Holy Hand Grenade and with it smash our enemy to tiny bits!"
"Bless your beautiful hide." -- TV's Frank
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
"Blessed are the grease monkeys." -- Joel Robinson
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
"Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy."
"Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God."
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
"Blessed are those who eat first, for they shall have more stamina".
"Blessed are you among women."
"Blessed be the Body, and health to all of its parts." Spock
"Blessed be the Son!" Septimus "Yes, of course." Kirk
"Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus."
"Blesss us and splash us, my precioussss!" - Gollum
"Bleugh," said Pooh, as the salmonella took full effect
"Blew a kiss and tried to take it home...." -Stone Temple Pilots
"Blind devotion came, rotting your brain" - Metallica
"Blind faith in anything can get you killed." - B. Springsteen, 1985
"Blind, stupid, simple, doo-da, clueless LUCK!" - Two-Face
"Blindside, you're flickering..." -- Force
"Blindsided by another short." -- Joel Robinson
"Blink and they'll be ghosts. Blink and they'll be gone."
"Blink and they'll be gone. Blink and they'll be dead." -- LaCroix
"Blond hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blond on blond on blond on blond." -- Crow
"Blonde hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde." -- Crow T. Robot
"Blood in the Saddle" by The Kotex Kid
"Blood is thicker than vacuum. But only slightly." -- Ferengi Proverb
"Blood of the Sisters. Rage of the Mother." -- Black Fury
"Blood sample, Chekov! Marrow sample, Chekov!" Chekov
"Blood thins. The body fails." Karidian
"Bloodcurling Tales of Horror and the Macabre"
"Bloodshed!" - Uncle Fester
"Bloody Cardasians! I just got the damn thing fixed!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardasians! I just got the darn thing fixed!"
"Bloody Cardasians!I just got the damn thing fixed!" O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed." -- O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians! I just got the Damn thing fixed."....O'Brien
"Bloody Cardassians! I just got this damn thing fixed."
"Bloody Cardassians.. I just got this damn thing fixed !" - O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" -- O'Brien
"Bloody hell!" said O'Brien as Pooh turned into a Founder
"Bloody peasant!" "Oh, what a give-away!"
"Bloody peasant!" "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
"Bloody potatoes. Next thing you know, they'll be eating them."
"Bloody syndications! We just got this damn thing fixed!"
"Blow the horn! Make everyone get out of our way!" - Calvin
"Blow the lid off the whole bread wholesaling racket." -- Tom Servo
"Blow up the balloons," Tom said airily.
"Blow your dampers!" Scott
"Blowers good, paper baaad..." -- Dana Carvey
"Blowing the Bosun's pipe" gives Clinton's Navy a new meaning.
"Blue Wave doesn't do Swedish!!!" Don Alt, 1994
"Blue Wave v2.20... Well worth the wait!" Don Alt, 8/8/1995
"Blue Wave v2.20... well worth the wait!!" Don Alt, 8 Aug 1995
"Blue Wave! Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time."
"Blue Wave!...... Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System <tm>!"
"Blue Wavers" are folks who love Blue Wave Offline Mail Products!
"Bo shuda." -- Jabba the Hutt
"Bo-" said Pooh, as the Censor cut him off.
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
"Boards don't hit back!" - B. Lee
"Boat drinks! I gotta go where it's warm!"
"Bob - oh, Bob... Do I have any openings this man might fit?"
"Bob Dole should've known about dandelion patches." - Opus
"Bob and Carol and Tor and Alice..." -- Joel Robinson
"Bob is everywhere, man. Bob is everywhere." -- Agent Cooper
"Bob it? H*ll, she cut it clean off!" --John Bobbit
"Bob knows *things* about *stuff*!!"
"Bob's BigBORG -- We do it OUR way!"
"Bob's Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em. Pickup or delivery?"
"Bob-Cats" can be trained said "two finger" Larry!--jkb
"Bob? Gun." <*BLAM*> - The Joker
"Bobby Rydell goes undercover." -- Crow T. Robot
"Bodduh!" said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Body Talk" -- Ratt
"Body builder by day, Trappist monk by night" -- Crow T. Robot
"Body by Fisher -- brains by Mattel."
"Boing boing cluck boing."
"Boingee, Boingee, Boingee!" - Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner
"Boingie boingie boingie boingie" -- The Warners
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
"Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!" -- Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Boingy, Boingy, Boingy, Boingy!!"
"Boingy, boingy, boingy!" "Oh, yeah? YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!!"
"Bold? Well, hell yes it's bold!" -- Mike Nelson
"Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse!"
"Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse!" - Picard
"Boldly going forward, cause we can't find reverse."
"Boli me uvo za sve!"-Vinsent Van Gog
"Bolje da mene seta po krevetu" :)
"Bollo^G^G^Gther", said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator.
"Bollocks!" said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.
"Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again."
"Bomb so nice he dropped it twice!" -- Tom Servo
"Bon Voyage. I've gotta go jump up out of a cake." -- Al
"Bon appe-die!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bon appite" - 007 (Sean Coonery to piranaha - You Only Live Twice)
"Bon appitite. BITCH"-Freddy Krueger
"Bon joure, mon capitaine. You wanted to see me?" - Q
"Bon soir, my little friends..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Bonanza was never like this..." -- Sam Beckett
"Bond, what do you think you're doing?" "Keeping the British end up sir."
"Bones this man is injured" "Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a, oh yeah.."
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!" "He's dead, Jim. And grateful."
"Bones! That feels wonderful!" "It's head Jim"
"Bones! That! Feels! Wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! I'm dying!" "Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a...oh, yeah."
"Bones! It's EnsignGoodyear!" " He's tread, Jim."
"Bones! It's Jerry Garcia!" "He's dead, Jim...and grateful."
"Bones! It's Sylvester Stallone in a cop suit!" "He's Dredd, Jim!"
"Bones! That feels wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
"Bones! What have I done?" - Kirk STVIII "The search for Depends"
"Bones" McCoy, DDS He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock
"Bones, Check Lt. Pillsbury" "He's Toast Jim!"
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
"Bones, I know a little place..." Kirk
"Bones, I see a white light." "You're dead Jim."
"Bones, I'm a captain! Not a doctor." -- Kirk
"Bones, I've been a bad boy! Spank me!"
"Bones, Its Ensign Zeppelin!" "He's Led Jim."
"Bones, Sarek will die without that operation." Kirk
"Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?" Kirk
"Bones, give me a reading." "It appears to be a taglin
"Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!"
"Bones, it's Ensign Goodyear!" "He's tread, Jim."
"Bones, it's Ensign Ketchup!" "He's red Jim".
"Bones, this man is dying." "Blast it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a- oh"
"Bones, who's that guy with the scythe?" "He's Death, Jim."
"Bones, you know who that is?" Kirk
"Bones. It wasn't your fault. Bones. Bones." Kirk
"Bones. Stay with her. Do what you can." Kirk
"Bones?" "Yes, Captain?" "I shouldn't have chewed you out."
"Bones?" - Yakko "Dammit Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician!" - Bones
"Bonesthere's a 'thing' out there!"
"Bonk! Bonk on the head!" -- Mike Nelson
"Bonk-bonk! On the head! Bonk-bonk!"
"Boo!" - The Crow
"Book yourself, Dano!" -- Tom Servo
"Bookowordies=Another word for Thesaurus"
"Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch." -- Bacon
"Books, like people, are too loud when dropped." -- Worf
"Books?" Who reads "books?" ... All I read are QWK paks & Taglines!
"Boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead" -Pink Floyd
"Boom shabba-labba, boom shabba-labba, hey there hey there" - Ivanova
"Boom, shabalaba, hey there, hey there..." Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba, Boom, shabalabalaba!" Ivanova
"Boom, shabalabalaba..." - Ivanova
"Boom, sooner or later, BOOM!!!" Ivanova
"Boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom." -- Ivanova
"Boom. Boom-boom-boom. Boom, boom, BOOM!"--Ivanova
"Boom. Boom. BoomBoomBoom. Boom! Have a nice day." - Babylon5
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere, can't have that!" Mallory
"Boomerangs and kangaroos everywhere. Can't have that!" -- Quinn
"Boop Boop Bee Boop!" - Betty Boop
"Boop Boop Bee Boop" - Marilyn Monroe
"Boop boop be doop." -- Betty Boop
"Boop boop bee boop." - M. Monroe
"Boost the confinement beam, please." Data to Barklay
"Boot to the head!" *THUD* "Ow!!! You booted me in the head!"
"Bootheels clocked up the hallway toward him." - The Stand
"Booze and jammies don't mix!" -- Mike Nelson
"Booze is good food."
"Booze still heals!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Bordem is the highest mental state." * Einstein
"Bored, bored, bored." "Nail, nail, nail."
"Boredom is the curse of immortality." - Cormac McCardle
"Boredom is the highest mental state." -- Einstein
"Borg ship has broken pursuit." Barnaby
"Borg! Unh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?"
"Borg..Where? I Don't see any...@&*%#$@!
"Borg? I don't see any &)*^$ NO CARRIER
"Borg? I don't see any B%^&# NO CARRIER
"BorgBorgBorg!" - The Swedish Chef of Borg.
"BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename"
"Borgs having an affair with androids..." on the next Oprah.
"Boring conversation anyway." -- Han Solo
"Boris the Spider..." - The Who
"Born again? Excuse me for NOT getting it right the first time!"
"Born free, enslaved by church and state."
"Born from the dark, in the black cloak of night." -Megadeth
"Born to be Kings! We're the Princes of the Universe!"
"Born with a silver foot in his mouth." -- Ann Richards on George Bush
"Born with wings of light and a sword of faith" -- Serra Angel
"Bosnia is free," said Tom acerbically.
"Boss Jim Geddes? Missus Miller? Karen Valentine?" -- TV's Frank
"Boss's always in a good mood when the heroin arrives." -- Nelson
"Boss, their dumpster was *full*!" -- George the Janitor
"Boss, today I got in on time, to make up for being out yesterday."
"Botany Bay... Botany Bay?!?...oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Botany BayBotany Bay! Oh, no!" -- Chekov
"Both**?/bnmj", said @F, as someone blew his head off
"Both.." said Pooh, as the guillotine came down
"Both...<splat>," said Pooh, as someone blew his brains out
"Bothe, said Pooh, as the Hundred-Acre Woods was annexed by SMURFS
"Bothe^$%^&%NO CARRIER" said Pooh as his modem blew up
"Bothel," signed Po-oh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother !" cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lords name backwards.
"Bother Said Pooh 'cos he only had 4 megs
"Bother long and prosper! - Pooh the Vulcan
"Bother said Pooh - and fed the pidgeons to the cat
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him
"Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ replied to his message
"Bother said Pooh as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco
"Bother said Pooh as he deleted Windows
"Bother said Pooh as he realized that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother said Pooh as he set up a claymore
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the handicapped parking space
"Bother said Pooh, as he looked for the wheelchair entrance
"Bother said Pooh, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair as he looked for an accessible bathroom
"Bother said Pooh, from his wheelchair, as he looked for a curb cut
"Bother said Pooh,from his wheelchair,looking4an accessible bathroom
"Bother that damned bird!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl
"Bother! I didn't think you had the lobes!" -- Quark
"Bother! said @F, as he got splattered all over the Taglines
"Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother! said Pooh, this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother! worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!" "Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" - Pooh
"Bother!" A Pooh poo.
"Bother!" Bother! said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!" Said @F, and twited his moderator
"Bother!" Said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" Said Pooh, and twited his moderator.
"Bother!" Said Pooh, as the virus ate his hard disk
"Bother!" aid @F, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother!" cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother!" gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother!" howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly
"Bother!" said %N as %A threw the airlock switch
"Bother!" said @F and deleted his entire message base
"Bother!" said @F and garotted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again
"Bother!" said @F as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother!" said @F as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother!" said @F as he cut his initials in the snow
"Bother!" said @F as he deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F as he developed crabs
"Bother!" said @F as he drank Roo's blood
"Bother!" said @F as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door
"Bother!" said @F as he erased his hard drive data
"Bother!" said @F as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother!" said @F as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader
"Bother!" said @F as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's
"Bother!" said @F as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny
"Bother!" said @F as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother!" said @F as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother!" said @F as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making
"Bother!" said @F as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git
"Bother!" said @F as he tapped out a false distress signal
"Bother!" said @F as he torched the forest
"Bother!" said @F as he transcended this plane
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to install Windows
"Bother!" said @F as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother!" said @F as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said @F as he turned to the Dark Side
"Bother!" said @F as he twitted his moderator
"Bother!" said @F as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother!" said @F as he underwent aversion therapy
"Bother!" said @F as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said @F as the Ewoks stole his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F as the FBI came knocking
"Bother!" said @F as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off
"Bother!" said @F as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup
"Bother!" said @F as the Stormtroopers caught him
"Bother!" said @F as the Vogons destroyed Earth
"Bother!" said @F as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel
"Bother!" said @F locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump
"Bother!" said @F nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny
"Bother!" said @F reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom
"Bother!" said @F sending in a team from the S.A.S
"Bother!" said @F staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library
"Bother!" said @F stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F taking the last hit from his grass
"Bother!" said @F then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder
"Bother!" said @F this Tagline is revolting
"Bother!" said @F tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin
"Bother!" said @F when he couldn't think of a tagline
"Bother!" said @F when he shot a preemie
"Bother!" said @F, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said @F, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said @F, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said @F, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"Bother!" said @F, after not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother!" said @F, and called in an air strike
"Bother!" said @F, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*
"Bother!" said @F, and deleted his source code
"Bother!" said @F, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother!" said @F, and erased his message base
"Bother!" said @F, and garroted another passing proletariat
"Bother!" said @F, and he twit filtered his moderator
"Bother!" said @F, and hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said @F, and inhaled
"Bother!" said @F, and launched a Maverick
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother!" said @F, and pulled the yellow handles
"Bother!" said @F, and reinstalled Tag-O-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Chris Miller
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Ray Oliver
"Bother!" said @F, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said @F, as Bert posted again
"Bother!" said @F, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said @F, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot
"Bother!" said @F, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down
"Bother!" said @F, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed
"Bother!" said @F, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him
"Bother!" said @F, as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet stepped on the land mine
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball
"Bother!" said @F, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said @F, as Q destroyed the universe
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark cheated him
"Bother!" said @F, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print
"Bother!" said @F, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train
"Bother!" said @F, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch
"Bother!" said @F, as Rob replied to Gibson's message
"Bother!" said @F, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie
"Bother!" said @F, as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother!" said @F, as he began transferring his taglines to T-Matic
"Bother!" said @F, as he blew up the Enterprise
"Bother!" said @F, as he broke the last seal
"Bother!" said @F, as he built a glove with knives for fingers
"Bother!" said @F, as he bumped into Barney
"Bother!" said @F, as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle
"Bother!" said @F, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax
"Bother!" said @F, as he fell into the tiger pit
"Bother!" said @F, as he felt Vader's presence
"Bother!" said @F, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said @F, as he fought off three dragons
"Bother!" said @F, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny
"Bother!" said @F, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said @F, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother!" said @F, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.amin
"Bother!" said @F, as he loaded his last round
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost again at "Quarks Place"
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost another game of strip poker
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost antimatter containment
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost at Dabo again
"Bother!" said @F, as he lost in TIE Fighter
"Bother!" said @F, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin
"Bother!" said @F, as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother!" said @F, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"Bother!" said @F, as he mixed the lime with the coconut
"Bother!" said @F, as he mounted Piglet
"Bother!" said @F, as he named the Dark One
"Bother!" said @F, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box
"Bother!" said @F, as he puked on Christopher Robin
"Bother!" said @F, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting
"Bother!" said @F, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git
"Bother!" said @F, as he signed the pact
"Bother!" said @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother!" said @F, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother!" said @F, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said @F, as he stood up to his waist in a cow pat
"Bother!" said @F, as he struggled with his zipper
"Bother!" said @F, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother!" said @F, as he swallowed the 'lit' stick of dynamite
"Bother!" said @F, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said @F, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail
"Bother!" said @F, as he twitted Mother Nature
"Bother!" said @F, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney.
"Bother!" said Bones to Captain Kirk.
"Bother!" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother!" said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off.
"Bother!" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
"Bother!" said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother!" said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh & reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
"Bother!" said Pooh and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh and garotted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh and put a fresh magazine in his Glok
"Bother!" said Pooh and reloaded the shotgun.
"Bother!" said Pooh and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Satan pointed out the fine print.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother!" said Pooh as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he carved Eeyore's name into the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive data.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he read yet another 'Pooh' Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he received his CompuServe bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he saw yet another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the Imperial drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sold Eyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his latest beta program crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother!" said Pooh as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the FBI knocked on his door.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Judge turns another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Messerschmidt strafed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pin fell out the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh from his fighter, lost deep in hyperspace.
"Bother!" said Pooh in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corspe into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh this Tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh when Gerry agreed with him
"Bother!" said Pooh when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he found that the Tagline would not fi...
"Bother!" said Pooh when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for Piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I'm just a sweet transvestite."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "all I wanted was an espresso!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "this Tagline is revolting."
"Bother!" said Pooh, "we're here to <clap> pump you up!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, "who filled my Hunny jar with Crazy-Glue?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
"Bother!" said Pooh, Getting caught with his knickers down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, I'm just a sweet transvestite
"Bother!" said Pooh, It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
"Bother!" said Pooh, _I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after getting the 25th AOL disk, TH1S 1SN"T KEWL!
"Bother!" said Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backward.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, after not recording 'Eastenders'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"Bother!" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted 35 AOLer "Me Too" posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his entire message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother!" said Pooh, and drew his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and erased his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and garotted another passing proletarian
"Bother!" said Pooh, and he twit filtered his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and hit his reset switch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled
"Bother!" said Pooh, and inhaled. <*STONED*>
"Bother!" said Pooh, and installed WINDOWS 95.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and launched a salvo from his MLRS
"Bother!" said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother!" said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled out his .45 and shot the UN soldier.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and put a pin in the Piglet doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and reinstalled TAG-X PRO Tag-X Pro v1.10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and robbed Tigger at gunpoint
"Bother!" said Pooh, and smacked Piglet for not paying.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then deleted his source code
"Bother!" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Aaron Springer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ben Grey
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Chris Miller.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Kwisatz Haderach.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Macgyver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Orville.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Ray Oliver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted Sean Sixsmith
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted his Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother!" said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, and wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as @N fondled him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al disappeared through the Door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Al made a sexist remark.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead roasted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beavis and Butthead torched him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bert posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly got hit by a disruptor blast
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Breughal sold him to the Body Bank.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Bryce Lynch rammed him into the barrier arm.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin dropped his pants
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin vanished from the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Curzon kissed him on the head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dark Helmut captured him again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Deanna Troi sensed he was hiding something.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Dot kissed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Edison Carter interviewed him live and direct.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Eeyore mounted him from behind.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Garak told an obvious lie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Jem'Hadar slid into the Hundred Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Julius Caesar said, "Et tu Poohte?"
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kai Opaka gripped his earlobe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as King Tut's curse claimed him as a victim.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lavos screamed at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mr. McAdow gave him a demerit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Neuromancer flatlined him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh...
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast Fireball.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with ZiViding crop
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark cheated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Sub-Zero ripped his spine out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Superman died of kryptonite poisoning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tammy Potash banned him from TerokNor for life.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as The Circle set back diplomacy 100 years
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger became the Real Drag Queen
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Vulcans stole his homework.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko ate his honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wakko tried to come up with a new Gookie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Winn started foaming at the mouth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Wintermute flatlined him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Worf growled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yakko anvilled him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a concealed handgun shot him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey
"Bother!" said Pooh, as a woozle bit his bottom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed into a squad car.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to @VER@
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he began transferring his taglines to Tag-X Pro
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew away half of the 100 Acre Woods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he broke the last seal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called forth a demon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he carved Eeyore's name in a black candle
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered a round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed a Barney clone into an AOLerKEWL!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he changed history.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he composed Roo's ransom note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he couldn't think of a Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he declared his horse a Senator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted Win95 and re-installed DOS 6.22
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his hard drive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his message base.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he deleted his source code.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he developed crabs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he discovered the insidious Alien Plot
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniformand went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbits door.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drew the Glock.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drop a bloody glove in his honeytree
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his bombs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove down the interstate in a white bronco
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he drove the Ka-Bar home again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he erased his hard drive
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he evicted the aged widow on Christmas Eve.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to appease the gods.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he failed to reach Nirvana.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed the intruder to an alligator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the W.C.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he filed suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fired on the UN commandos
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forgot which Tagline he was going to use.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Earl in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would DO IT.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found a politician in his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated honey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that a 19mm Willmerdinger unit would.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had AIDS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had gonorrhea.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gained the First Power.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he garroted another passing proletariat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got a bill from the IRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got kicked off yet another echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got two Dot Warner POGs in the same pack.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he gunned down yet another drooling FanBoy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he harpooned Flipper.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid Tigger's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hit his reset switch
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inhaled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a Maverick.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched a salvo from his MLRS.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he leaped through time.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he learned that his symbiont detested hunny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded another clip into his UZI.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost again at "Quarks Place".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he lost in TIE Fighter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he made yet another ham sandwich.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he missed Sailor Moon again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mixed the lime with the coconut.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he mounted Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he named the Dark One.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he nuked Iraq.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ordered Mr. Worf to fire all phasers.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he played with the Cynobite's puzzle box.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he poured grease onto the interstate.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he promptly vanished.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled a Tribble from a honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the 5rd AOLer out of his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pulled the yellow handles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he quietly hid Piglet's body away.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of Taglines.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of cigarettes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ran the red light.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.aol-sucks. AOL SUCKS B1G T1ME!!!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read alt.fan.bill-gates -- Cool Programs! :-)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read the Generations script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he read yet another Pooh tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he didn't fit ANY demographics.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Ferengi sell fuel by the US.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit Kwisatz's cigarette.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his Human friends skyclad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the bondage marks on his wrists.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he screwed up X-Wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Kwisatz Haderach for being a git.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the Emperical Drone.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he signed the pact.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stared into the Myrddraal's face.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started to install Windows.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into jello
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his Tagline dupes.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped his Neurostim Bracelet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the Wheel of Misfortune.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he transcended this plane.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows'95
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned into a bat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned the launch key
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian cease-fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he waded through a feminist linguistic polemic
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was defenestrated on the twentieth floor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the Haderach Virus.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was given another bad script.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was hit by the heat ray.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was struck by a meteor and lightning.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched Power Rangers bound to a chair.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he watched yet another Hip Hippos cartoon.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went blotchy from that time with Eeyore.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wondered why he bothered to answer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he wrung out his lambskin condoms to dry.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yanked out the guillotine's lanyar
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Ben-wah balls shattered.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his TIE fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his VCR ate his only Ranma 1/2 tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his blow up love doll exploded
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his condom ripped.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his espresso machine blew up in his face
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his head exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his hemorrhoids flared.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his latest beta crashed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his light saber went out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rectum exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal rift.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his toilet backfired while he was sitting on it
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his torpedoes missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his warp core breached!
"Bother!" said Pooh, as his weapons systems failed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the 4-Iron struck him soundly in the groin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Big Time Bus ran him over.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tongue.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the EPA closed the honey factory.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Enterprise exploded again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the IRS seized his ass...ets.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the LAPD beat him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Millenium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Romulan Warbird uncloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles made him *itch* like mad.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the Y2K bug bit him on the bum
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the alien burst from his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the atomic blast consumed him.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the bungee cord broke.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the condom came away in his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the leghold trap snapped shut on his ankle.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the mob burned another book.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator locked him out of the echo.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him NetMail.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the plot device was used again.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out his nose.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throat.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the shuttle bay decompressed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the thin ice broke beneath him
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the witch hunters tied him to the stake
"Bother!" said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
"Bother!" said Pooh, as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother!" said Pooh, celebrating solstice with candles.
"Bother!" said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, discovering he was anatomically incorrect.
"Bother!" said Pooh, dropping a rock in his crackpipe..
"Bother!" said Pooh, finding that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
"Bother!" said Pooh, hawking 'Saturday Night Specials' in the ghetto.
"Bother!" said Pooh, helplessly.
"Bother!" said Pooh, in an attempt to compose a scintillating tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining AOLers. "1'M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!"
"Bother!" said Pooh, joining Rick Godbee in making excuses.
"Bother!" said Pooh, locking his photon torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
"Bother!" said Pooh, lying, "Yes, I'll respect you in the morning."
"Bother!" said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
"Bother!" said Pooh, noticing the hooker's weeping sores
"Bother!" said Pooh, one last time, as the Earth fell into the sun.
"Bother!" said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
"Bother!" said Pooh, punching holes in another shipment of condoms.
"Bother!" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother!" said Pooh, realizing the game required an SVGA monitor.
"Bother!" said Pooh, seeing that Animaniacs was cancelled.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S.
"Bother!" said Pooh, staring for hours at Rabbit's CD-ROM GIF library.
"Bother!" said Pooh, stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot computer.
"Bother!" said Pooh, sweating over a hot redhead!
"Bother!" said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother!" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
"Bother!" said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
"Bother!" said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when Tigger came out of the closet.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he discovered weavils in the coffee jar
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found that the Tagline would not fi
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he found the shop only had decaf left
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he mixed up the Ben-Gay and the K-Y Jelly
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he saw another Pooh Tagline.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when he shot a preemie.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when his microwave exploded.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
"Bother!" said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother!" said Pooh,"Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I need a sauce for piglet."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"I only wanted to *stun* Tigger."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"We better nuke 'em from orbit."
"Bother!" said Pooh,"_I'm_ Brian of Nazareth!"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother!" said Pooh,"this Martini was stirred, not shaken."
"Bother!" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother!" said Pooh. "Lock phasers on that heffalump!"
"Bother!" said Poohas he parked O.J.'s white Bonco.
"Bother!" said a time-traveling Pooh, as he killed his own mother.
"Bother!" said the *Tagline Addict*, "The Header is missing!"
"Bother!" said the Borg, "we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Borg, as they assimilated Winnie the Pooh
"Bother!" said the Borg,"we assimilated a Pooh."
"Bother!" said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"Bother!" sais Pooh as he put on the Helm of Alignment Scrambling.
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Godzilla's foot descended
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as Worf cut him to ribbons
"Bother!" screamed Pooh, as his mind snapped
"Bother!" she said as she deleted 40MB of taglines.
"Bother!" signed Pooh, in Chinese sign language.
"Bother!" squealed Pooh, as Dracula tore out his jugular
"Bother!" twittered Pooh as the FBI came knocking.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as Eeyore missed another period.
"Bother!" worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother!""Bother!" said Pooh's twin.
"Bother!", Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator.
"Bother!", said Pooh
"Bother!", said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection.
"Bother!", said Pooh, after being rejected to be a surrogate mother
"Bother!", said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother!", said Pooh, and deleted his message base
"Bother!", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan bulldozed the queers
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan closed the borders
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Buchanan penetrated his bum
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as Klingons ran past his Promenade shop again
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he deported Buchanan to North Ireland
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he puked on Christopher Robin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the French Nuclear Testing blew his head off.
"Bother!", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother!", said Pooh, vomiting up the gagh.
"Bother!"said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
"Bother!' said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's butt to Jello.
"Bother!' said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother!, said Pooh, and crushed his radio
"Bother!?" squealed Pooh as the UFO's tractor beams seized him
"Bother" said @F as Windows crashed for the umpteenth time
"Bother" said @F as the Devil crossed Death
"Bother" said @F as the Klingons decloaked
"Bother" said @F when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files. *
"Bother" said @F when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother" said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"Bother" said POOH as French soldiers smashed his camera.
"Bother" said POOH as Marvin spoke to him again.
"Bother" said POOH as Smurfette got dressed.
"Bother" said POOH as VSE revealed a missing limb
"Bother" said POOH as he drank the bong water.
"Bother" said POOH as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
"Bother" said POOH as he found his smack had talc in it !
"Bother" said POOH as he lubricated his paw.
"Bother" said POOH as he put the gun in his mouth.
"Bother" said POOH as he repotted his Aspidistra.
"Bother" said POOH as he saved vs poison.
"Bother" said POOH as he stepped on a Funnelweb.
"Bother" said POOH as he was eviserated by the Power(tm)Rangers.
"Bother" said POOH as he was sodomised by Mr Squiggle.
"Bother" said POOH as the Hundred Acre Woods were annexed by SMURFS
"Bother" said POOH, often.
"Bother" said POOH, releasing the hounds.
"Bother" said POOH, reloading.
"Bother" said Pooh It's your husband and he has a gun.
"Bother" said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty.
"Bother" said Pooh after his third password attempt failed.
"Bother" said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother" said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother" said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse
"Bother" said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother" said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up..
"Bother" said Pooh as "Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill.
"Bother" said Pooh as Beavis kicked him in the gnads.
"Bother" said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother" said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother" said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother" said Pooh as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother" said Pooh as Trollocs came pouring out of the woods.
"Bother" said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother" said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother" said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother" said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother" said Pooh as he >SWIPED< a better tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother" said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother" said Pooh as he broke the last Seal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother" said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother" said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul.
"Bother" said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drank his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother" said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother" said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother" said Pooh as he ejaculated prematurely
"Bother" said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother" said Pooh as he failed his roll, save vs poison.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute.
"Bother" said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother" said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother" said Pooh as he fought off three dragons.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother" said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother" said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother" said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother" said Pooh as he grabbed the wrong end of the heated forge tongs
"Bother" said Pooh as he gunned down yet another drooling Fanboy.
"Bother" said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother" said Pooh as he handcuffed Piglet to the bed.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother" said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother" said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother" said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother" said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi.
"Bother" said Pooh as he look into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother" said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother" said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled a tribble from his honey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother" said Pooh as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother" said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother" said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for Saidin.
"Bother" said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read his Compuserve bill.
"Bother" said Pooh as he read the Generations script.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother" said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother" said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother" said Pooh as he refused the blindfold.
"Bother" said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother" said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother" said Pooh as he released the Balefire.
"Bother" said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother" said Pooh as he said "Bother".
"Bother" said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother" said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother" said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother" said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother" said Pooh as he slipped his date a mickey.
"Bother" said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother" said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother" said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother" said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother" said Pooh as he started up Norton Utilities.
"Bother" said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother" said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother" said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother" said Pooh as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod.
"Bother" said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh as he testified he was with O.J.
"Bother" said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother" said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother" said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother" said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother" said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother" said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother" said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother" said Pooh as he was surrounded by 13 Aes Sedai.
"Bother" said Pooh as he was torched by a BFG9000 in DOOM II
"Bother" said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother" said Pooh as he was tricked into a game of Maiden's Kiss.
"Bother" said Pooh as he watch his 830mb drive slowly format itself.
"Bother" said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother" said Pooh as his Moniter blew up in his face
"Bother" said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother" said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother" said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother" said Pooh as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother" said Pooh as his computer crashed
"Bother" said Pooh as his fur turned gray and he began losing his memory
"Bother" said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother" said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother" said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother" said Pooh as his network froze
"Bother" said Pooh as his scanners detected a Romulan war bird.
"Bother" said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother" said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother" said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother" said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother" said Pooh as the Devil crossed Death.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother" said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld
"Bother" said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother" said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother" said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother" said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother" said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother" said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother" said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother" said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother" said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother" said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother" said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother" said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother" said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother" said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother" said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother" said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother" said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother" said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother" said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother" said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother" said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother" said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother" said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother" said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother" said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother" said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother" said Pooh as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"Bother" said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother" said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the sysop locked him out of the system
"Bother" said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother" said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother" said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother" said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother" said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother" said Pooh as the whole of creation disintegrated.
"Bother" said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother" said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother" said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother" said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother" said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother" said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother" said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother" said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother" said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother" said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother" said Pooh as"Critical" error was displayed
"Bother" said Pooh as"Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother" said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother" said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh stuffing Piglet's lifeless corpse into a dustbin.
"Bother" said Pooh taking the last hit from his grass.
"Bother" said Pooh the atheist as the world ended
"Bother" said Pooh when C4 postponed B5
"Bother" said Pooh when Drew Bledsoe threw yet another interception. *
"Bother" said Pooh when Madonna slipped him the tongue.
"Bother" said Pooh when Piglet's time stabiliser was hit
"Bother" said Pooh when Rabbit declared martial law
"Bother" said Pooh when Sheridan spaced him
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother" said Pooh when he couldn't think of anything new
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered Owl was on stims
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered flarn isn't a bit like hunny
"Bother" said Pooh when he discovered how much hunny costs on a space station
"Bother" said Pooh when he had fallen and couldn't get up.
"Bother" said Pooh when he read the spoiler
"Bother" said Pooh when he realised Eeyore had taken dust
"Bother" said Pooh when he realized he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw Duncan awaken from a mortal wound.
"Bother" said Pooh when he saw the patriots severed head emblem
"Bother" said Pooh when he was arrested for dealing in dust on the zocalo
"Bother" said Pooh when he was expelled from the Grey Council
"Bother" said Pooh when he was exposed as a Psi Corps spy
"Bother" said Pooh when he was told he had `Netter's' syndrome
"Bother" said Pooh when his Mum banned him from B5_UK
"Bother" said Pooh when the ATF confiscated his X - rated GIF files.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest.
"Bother" said Pooh when the Shadows took the bounce out of Tigger
"Bother" said Pooh when unearthed a Shadow ship in the Hundred Acre wood
"Bother" said Pooh while watching the J - E - T - S ! lose on TV. *
"Bother" said Pooh, "I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother" said Pooh, & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
"Bother" said Pooh, after forgetting to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted his message base....
"Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother" said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother" said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, as C:\ÇÆÅš» appeared where C:\Windows should be
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin begged to be spanked again.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin loaded the AK47
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a Tube
"Bother" said Pooh, as Christopher Robin pushed piglet off the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as Cindy Crawford licked honey off his chest
"Bother" said Pooh, as EDDIE MAUPIN placed him in his TWIT filter.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Hillary Clinton started the high colonic
"Bother" said Pooh, as Missing operating system appeared after reboot
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet Engergised
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet clamped his car
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled..
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Roger Cook knocked on the door
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother" said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger chewed his leg off.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Tigger pressed ALT-H during a downlo*ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother" said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw
"Bother" said Pooh, as a secret door let 2 Demons and an Imp loose
"Bother" said Pooh, as a tree fell on his greenhouse killing Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Did a copy from Command.Com to Clock.$
"Bother" said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he accidently ran FDISK
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bet œ1000 on a white X-mas and it rained
"Bother" said Pooh, as he bounced off the Starfury.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he buried Piglet next to Roo.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped his duty free coming through customs
"Bother" said Pooh, as he dropped the razor on his gonads.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he forgot to record 'Star Trek'
"Bother" said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated hunny.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he fried up a pan of Snail Darters
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hacked up a hairball.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he landed his hot air balloon on a Pylon
"Bother" said Pooh, as he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother" said Pooh, as he missed Saddam Hussein with the Bazooka.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he opened his door and found Jehovahs Witnesses
"Bother" said Pooh, as he over-dosed on crack.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he paid $5 extra for "teddy" style.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he pulled the tribble from his honeypot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he read his AIDS test results
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised Piglet was undercooked
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised he'd said f*** in the wrong net
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised that he said f*ck in fido
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realised the doll had a puncture
"Bother" said Pooh, as he realized that his VISOR was a hair barrette.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he saw 1% of 12394KB (at 19 bytes/sec)
"Bother" said Pooh, as he spewed in disgust.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he started earning his "white"-wings
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stepped on a nail.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he stomped Barneys ass to jello.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom..
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tapped out 112 while fitting an extension box
"Bother" said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening
"Bother" said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail
"Bother" said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother" said Pooh, as he waited for Windows '95 to load
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was arrested by the Police
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was barred from his local
"Bother" said Pooh, as he was flamed for no reason
"Bother" said Pooh, as he wiped his flash bios
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Aerial fell of the roof
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Cellnet came up "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Orange Said "NO SERVICE"
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Pirate Sky card wen't down
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Seeboard meter ran out during Voyager
"Bother" said Pooh, as his Sinclair C5 came to a standstill on the M3
"Bother" said Pooh, as his ass caught fire.
"Bother" said Pooh, as his drug dealer got busted
"Bother" said Pooh, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parachute failed to open
"Bother" said Pooh, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother" said Pooh, as his umbrella got caught on the Emergency cord
"Bother" said Pooh, as not recording 'Eastenders'
"Bother" said Pooh, as piglet stabbed him through the kidney
"Bother" said Pooh, as sparklies came up during DS9
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg attacked his Outpost
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the CSA found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Channel 5 Retuner called during Star Trek
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Child Suppot Agency found him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police breathalised him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police followed him back to the Hostel
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police pulled him over for speeding
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Police steamed in with a warrant
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Shuttle Bay decompressed
"Bother" said Pooh, as the Sniper took him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the SysOp locked him out
"Bother" said Pooh, as the TV detector van pulled up outside
"Bother" said Pooh, as the batteries died just seconds before ecstasy
"Bother" said Pooh, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother" said Pooh, as the cashpoint kept his card
"Bother" said Pooh, as the dragon ducked his thrown dagger.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother" said Pooh, as the police enquired about the phonebox ad
"Bother" said Pooh, as the redhead yanked his chain
"Bother" said Pooh, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again
"Bother" said Pooh, as the ticket inspector challanged him
"Bother" said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother" said Pooh, reaching around Owl's waist to adjust his condom.
"Bother" said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
"Bother" said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
"Bother" said Pooh, unable to find any skins
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin came in his mouth
"Bother" said Pooh, when Christopher Robin refused to swallow
"Bother" said Pooh, when he realised he'd missed the r out of brother
"Bother" said Pooh,"I need a honey glaze for piglet!"
"Bother" said Pooh-card, as all his fur fell out.
"Bother" said Pooh..."I'll wear the pants in this family."
"Bother" said Rabbit when he got stuck in a transport tube with Tigger
"Bother" said Sturmbannfuhrer POOH at Nuremberg.
"Bother" said Tigger as he told Pooh to spread em'.
"Bother" signed Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said @F, as racked up another frag
"Bother", said @F, as the Cardassians tortured him
"Bother", said @F, as the Death Star exploded around him
"Bother", said @F, as the spaceships landed
"Bother", said @F, waxing poetic
"Bother", said @F, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said KWK when he got another beta
"Bother", said Pooh as Al disappeared through the door.
"Bother", said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as Beavis & Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother", said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother", said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han asked for more money.
"Bother", said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother", said Pooh as Kosh turned out to be Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother", said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother", said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother", said Pooh as Sky increased subscription by another tenner
"Bother", said Pooh as Tigger trapped his gonads in a vice
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him Leia was his sister.
"Bother", said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother", said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor.
"Bother", said Pooh as he asked Nicole for a smoke.
"Bother", said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother", said Pooh as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother", said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother", said Pooh as he climbed out of his vorlon encounter suit.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut down Al Gore's tree
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother", said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and killed Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as he dropped Bambi with one shot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he erased the QWK packet - AGAIN!
"Bother", said Pooh as he failed to lift the X -wing with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return
"Bother", said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother", said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force
"Bother", said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother", said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother", said Pooh as he greased the Interstate.
"Bother", said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother", said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother", said Pooh as he lobbed grenades into the house.
"Bother", said Pooh as he loosed a mouse in Coronary ICU.
"Bother", said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother", said Pooh as he parked the white Bronco.
"Bother", said Pooh as he played with the Cynobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put his fingers in the mains socket
"Bother", said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother", said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother", said Pooh as he recieved another call from Princess Di
"Bother", said Pooh as he ripped his ringpiece.
"Bother", said Pooh as he rolled over in the gutter.
"Bother", said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother", said Pooh as he shot the propellor from Biggles' machine.
"Bother", said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stepped into the accleration chamber.
"Bother", said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag
"Bother", said Pooh as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
"Bother", said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother", said Pooh as he was hit by a bus
"Bother", said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine lanyard.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the B-52.
"Bother", said Pooh as his Tie -fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother", said Pooh as his X -wing exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself.
"Bother", said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother", said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother", said Pooh as his pit crew was eating ice cream.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother", said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother", said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother", said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother", said Pooh as the AT -AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Stormtroopers caught him.
"Bother", said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother", said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother", said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother", said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother", said Pooh as time unravelled around him.
"Bother", said Pooh when he Duncan awaken from a mortal wound. *
"Bother", said Pooh when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!"
"Bother", said Pooh, "How does Odo form a Comm-Badge?"
"Bother", said Pooh, "because frankly dear, I don't give a damn!"
"Bother", said Pooh, after the garden clipper incident
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted all his message bases.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code.
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base
"Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and he shot Piglet
"Bother", said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled.
"Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
"Bother", said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
"Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled TLX 3.1.
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Telemate 4.12
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled Windows 98!
"Bother", said Pooh, and then deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader used the Force against him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Darth Vader's light saber cut off his paw
"Bother", said Pooh, as Dax's cold hands made him jump in bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Deckard "retired" him with his gun
"Bother", said Pooh, as Garanian Bolites made him itch & change color.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kahn put the creature into his ear.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Keiko O'Brien gave him a -F- for his work
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira accused him of being a Cardassian spy
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira ate him instead of the palukoo.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira laughed at his non-existant genitalia.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kira told him her nose was cuter than his.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt
"Bother", said Pooh, as Lassie cocked her leg over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as Major Kira kicked him in the crotch
"Bother", said Pooh, as Moe poked him in the eyes
"Bother", said Pooh, as Mr Mott insisted on shampooing his fur
"Bother", said Pooh, as O.J. ran him over in a white Bronco
"Bother", said Pooh, as Orac refused to answer his question
"Bother", said Pooh, as President Theodore Rosevelt shot him dead
"Bother", said Pooh, as Pugsley tied him to the tracks
"Bother", said Pooh, as Riker scored his intended girl......again!
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ripley torched him with her flame thrower
"Bother", said Pooh, as Sergeant Pinback hit him with a broom
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Enterprise blew up for the 18th time this season
"Bother", said Pooh, as The Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as Tigger, yet again, hogged the bong
"Bother", said Pooh, as Troi slapped him for his dirty thoughts
"Bother", said Pooh, as Ulf destroyed his medial ligaments
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother", said Pooh, as Worf nicked him in a Bat'leth tournament
"Bother", said Pooh, as a Batarang hit him in the head
"Bother", said Pooh, as he Quantum Leaped into Sam Beckett's body
"Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he appeared in the Time Tunnel
"Bother", said Pooh, as he arrested for non-support
"Bother", said Pooh, as he baked a Gooey Windough$ !
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bent over to pick up the soap.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he called in an air strike..
"Bother", said Pooh, as he connected at 1200 bps.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he crashed his T-16 in Beggars Canyon
"Bother", said Pooh, as he cuckolded Christopher Robin's father
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his message base
"Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory
"Bother", said Pooh, as he died for the 5th time in DOOM!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother", said Pooh, as he failed the dope test
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the accursed spring!
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found Odo in his honey pot.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he was allergic to cat hair.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out Elvis was alive after all
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huun
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got cattle-prodded in the nuts.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he heard the trip wire click.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he held the can of mace backwards.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he hid Piglets corpse
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked Piglet's ass.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. Cheeeiit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he looked at his CompuServe bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as he lost count of Jadzia's spots.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he mounted Piglets head on the wall
"Bother", said Pooh, as he picked bits of Lucas out of his teeth
"Bother", said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he realised he was a Replicant & not a bear
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton
"Bother", said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sabotaged the elevator cable.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw "Filecore in use."
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up
"Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he shot three ATF agents raiding his home.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he slapped another clip into his smoking Uzi
"Bother", said Pooh, as he stole the baby's candy
"Bother", said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the grammar school.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to install Linux.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WIN95.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to use Ziggy's handlink
"Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurves.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was attcked by Nazi Smurf commandos.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws & liver.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was dismissed by the Governor General
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was encased in Carbonite
"Bother", said Pooh, as he was voted most unrealistic alien on DS9
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Harley's backend stepped out
"Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers
"Bother", said Pooh, as his SpeederBike hit a tree on Endor
"Bother", said Pooh, as his Unemployment Benefit was cancelled
"Bother", said Pooh, as his amorous advances were rejected by Dax
"Bother", said Pooh, as his apiarists licence was revoked
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bullet missed Paul Keating's head.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his flatulance enlarged the ozone layer hole
"Bother", said Pooh, as his golf ball struck Ee-Yore in the temple.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his medicine wore off and the demons returned.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his oil soaked cover spontaneously combusted.
"Bother", said Pooh, as his phaser overloaded, exploded, & killed him
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
"Bother", said Pooh, as received his telephone bill
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar fighter crashed into his ship
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Moderator chastised him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Predator ripped out his skull & spine
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Sontaron ate his Jelly Babies
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Spanish Inquisition showed up unexpectedly
"Bother", said Pooh, as the TIE fighter shot him down
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tardis dematerialised without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Tribble relieved itself all over him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the away team beamed up without him
"Bother", said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the concentrated HCl hit the bleach solution.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the glue holding his goatee beard failed
"Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throa
"Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room
"Bother", said Pooh, as the replicator failed to give him honey.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
"Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother", said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet.
"Bother", said Pooh, getting his head stuck on a stick of jumja.
"Bother", said Pooh, in Chinese Sign Language
"Bother", said Pooh, losing count as he counted all of Dax's spots
"Bother", said Pooh, losing the lead role for the Dr Who movie
"Bother", said Pooh, more from force of habit than anything else.
"Bother", said Pooh, on not being chosen to go with the landing party
"Bother", said Pooh, realising Odo was disguised as his honey pot
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was being satirized in taglines
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he was owned by the Tyrell Corporation
"Bother", said Pooh, realising he wasn't in the next Seaquest series.
"Bother", said Pooh, realising his date was one of the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, sharing a turbolift with the Duras sisters
"Bother", said Pooh, tasting the yamok sauce
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to figure out how Odo forms a commbadge.
"Bother", said Pooh, trying to find his self-sealing stem bolts
"Bother", said Pooh, watching his email box fill with flames.
"Bother", said Pooh, when Mulder said he didn't have an X-file on him
"Bother", said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
"Bother", said Pooh, when he realized he didn't really have a stomach.
"Bother", said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
"Bother", said Pooh, wrestling with the moderator
"Bother", said Pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in Klingon
"Bother", said Pooh; and deleted his message base.
"Bother", said Pooh; as he formatted his Hard Drive
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
"Bother",said @F as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother",said @F as he paid off the Simpson jury
"Bother",said @F, as he assaulted Janet Reno
"Bother",said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother",said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU.
"Bother",said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother",said Pooh, as Guinan put her hat on him,saying it suited him
"Bother",said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he accidently triggered the thermal detonator
"Bother",said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno.
"Bother",said Pooh, as he rose from the grave.
"Bother",said Pooh, as laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh, realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,as Lursa & B'Etor refused to conceive his children
"Bother",said Pooh,as a laser guided smart bomb blew up his honey pot
"Bother",said Pooh,as he realised it was Thomas and not William Riker
"Bother",said Pooh,realising Darth Vader wasn't his father after all
"Bother",said Pooh,realising the similarities of Kimba & The Lion King
"Bother"said Pooh,as the spell failure caused Rabbit to grow tentacles
"Bother"sprayed Pooh,in 14pt letters across the wall of the K-Mart.
"Bother"worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
"Bother, Brother, said Pooh's twin
"Bother, I just can't seem to sell any marijuana anymore said Pooh to Eore
"Bother, another box of choclates! said Pooh Gump
"Bother, cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armegeddon
"Bother, my dear Watson, said Sherlock Pooh
"Bother, screamed Pooh, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother, sed Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet
"Bother, worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted a tagline
"Bother," - Pooh
"Bother," said @F as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape
"Bother," said Pooh, as he paid 5 extra for 'teddy' style.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
"Bother," "Bother," said @F's twin
"Bother," - Pooh
"Bother," @F said as he was assimilated
"Bother," A @F poo
"Bother," A Pooh poo.
"Bother," Beavis and Butthead have roasted Piglet
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
"Bother," Pooh screamed, as he became sick of his own tagline
"Bother," SAID @F, AS HE FINALLY READS THE INSTRUCTIONS
"Bother," aid Pooh, as he crossed-dressed for Christopher
"Bother," coughed Pooh, lighting the crack-pipe
"Bother," cried @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," cried @F, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried @F, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," cried Pooh, after he spoke the Lord's name backwards.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory.
"Bother," cried Pooh, as he spoke the Lord's name backwards
"Bother," drooled Pooh, smearing Hunny on @FN@'s breasts
"Bother," ejaculated Pooh, prematurely.
"Bother," gagged Pooh, gazing at @FN@'s yeast infection
"Bother," gagged Pooh, reading @LN@'s message
"Bother," gasped Pooh, approaching climax.
"Bother," gasped Pooh, as the Yakuza jabbed the chopstick in his eye
"Bother," gasped Pooh, choking on the Thanksgiving Turkey bone
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as @F hogged the shredder
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Cliff Hurgin hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Hillary as Pooh hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as George Bush hogged the shredder.
"Bother," grumbled Pooh as Hillary hogged the shredder
"Bother," gurgled Pooh, taking a shower at the Bates Motel.
"Bother," howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tasbasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
"Bother," lied Pooh
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Believe me, it's better this way"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "But everyone else is doing it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Do what you want, I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "He would have wanted it this way...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I already gave at the office!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I am NOT lying!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I can handle it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know it was loaded..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't know you cared.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't see the NO PARKING sign"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't think it mattered"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I didn't understand what you meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if I wasn't the first.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care if you're married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't care"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't expect anything in return"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't have anything to wear..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I don't remember saying that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I forgot my wallet..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I found it, honest.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I had to work late..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I have a bad back
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I just followed instructions..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I knew that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know EXACTLY what I'm doing!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I know my limits!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I meant sometime, not right now..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never got the message.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never make plans that far in advance!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I never said that!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I overslept"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I won't come in your mouth!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise I'll pull out in time..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise no one'll ever see the pictures..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I promise not to tell anyone.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought YOU were going to call ME!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you said...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I thought you were joking!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I tried to call you!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I value your opinion.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I warned you about me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just minding my own business.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was just thinking of you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only doing it for YOU!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I was only trying to help!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I wasn't speeding.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I won't think any less of you if..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I would never ask this of anyone else..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never ask for support"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'd never be jealous of..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll always treasure it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll bring it right back!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll never forget this!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll only put the tip in..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pay you back tomorrow..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll pull out in time, trust me.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'll write soon..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm innocent!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not married..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm not that kind of girl..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "I'm too old for that"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It doesn't matter..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It must have shrunk..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It never even crossed my mind.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It slipped...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It was YOUR idea in the first place!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It wasn't me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It will grow back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It won't stain..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's Soooooo big!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's exactly what I wanted!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's for your own good..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's none of my business..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not how old she is, it's how mature she acts"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's not whether you win or lose....."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's only a cold-sore..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "It's perfect..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me call you right back..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Let me put you on hold for a minute!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My alarm didn't go off..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My car wouldn't start..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My computer was down..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My dog ate it!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "My watch must have stopped.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Next time it will be better!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No means no..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No one ever told me!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, I welcome you opinion."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "No, it doesn't grow back any darker..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Not tonight, I have a headache.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I believe you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of COURSE I read the manuals!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'll respect you in the morning!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Of course I'm by myself..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Someone's at the door, I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I didn't meant to do that..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Sorry, I don't have any change!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That was WONDERFUL!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "That's not what I meant"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The cheque is in the mail!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The game's almost over, honey..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The light wasn't even yellow yet.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "The parking meter must be broken!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There'll never be another you..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "There's someone calling on my other line.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "They're just the right size.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This has NEVER happened before!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This won't hurt a bit..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "This'll only take a second..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Till death do us part.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Trust me...."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We MUST keep in touch..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We can just remain friends"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We could just cuddle..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We don't know each other well enough"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're from the Government, here to help"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're just going for one beer..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "We're out of gas"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Well! I NEVER..........."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You MADE me love you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You can borrow it as soon as I'm finished
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You look SO much better with your hair like that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You must have misunderstood!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You started it..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You'll thank me later..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're beautiful when you're angry!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the best I've ever had!"
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're the first..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "You're too young for that.."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "Your past doesn't matter to me..."
"Bother," lied Pooh, "the check is in the mail..."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Age doesn't have anything to do with anything!"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"Someone's @the door,I'll call you right back"
"Bother," lied Pooh,"This will hurt me more than it will hurt you.."
"Bother," lied Pooh,"U look SO much better with your hair like that"
"Bother," lied Pooh.
"Bother," moaned Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," moaned Pooh, when he saw that the tagline couldn't possibly fi
"Bother," mumbled Pooh as @FN@ sat on his face
"Bother," mumbled Pooh, deep-throating Tigger.
"Bother," muttered Ami, as the psychic kid was blown into Greg McNuggets
"Bother," observed Pooh as the leprosy spread
"Bother," panted Pooh, hidden in the closet as his mom undressed
"Bother," quoth Pooh, "Nevermore..."
"Bother," roared Pooh, pushed beyond his limits
"Bother," said 007 Pooh, "This Martini was stirred, not shaken!"
"Bother," said @F as Chewbakka ripped him in half
"Bother," said @F as Christopher Robin produced a condom
"Bother," said @F as Cthulhu rose up and ate him
"Bother," said @F as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc
"Bother," said @F as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun
"Bother," said @F as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"Bother," said @F as Macgyver posted again
"Bother," said @F as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn
"Bother," said @F as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"Bother," said @F as Odo ordered him off the Promenade
"Bother," said @F as Robert posted again
"Bother," said @F as Scotty beamed him up
"Bother," said @F as Tigger turned out to be a changeling
"Bother," said @F as Trelane aimed his pistol at him
"Bother," said @F as Vader killed Obi Wan
"Bother," said @F as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said @F as Worf growled
"Bother," said @F as Yoda told him of another @F
"Bother," said @F as he admitted being a FBI informant
"Bother," said @F as he arrested for running around bear naked
"Bother," said @F as he assembled the Grand Grimoire
"Bother," said @F as he awakened Tiamet
"Bother," said @F as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods
"Bother," said @F as he breached the damn above Johnstown
"Bother," said @F as he called forth a demon
"Bother," said @F as he carelessly stepped on a limpet mine
"Bother," said @F as he cut and paste the ransom demand
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl
"Bother," said @F as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he emptied the mag on full auto
"Bother," said @F as he engaged his cloaking device
"Bother," said @F as he entered the Badlands
"Bother," said @F as he failed another melee combat roll
"Bother," said @F as he flashed a group of nuns
"Bother," said @F as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note
"Bother," said @F as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe
"Bother," said @F as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had VD
"Bother," said @F as he found that he had gonnarhea
"Bother," said @F as he fried Piglet for breakfast
"Bother," said @F as he gained the First Power
"Bother," said @F as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson
"Bother," said @F as he got off the plane in Medelin
"Bother," said @F as he got up for another brewski
"Bother," said @F as he had Fluffosuction
"Bother," said @F as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said @F as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!"
"Bother," said @F as he infected the Indians blankets
"Bother," said @F as he inserted the suppository
"Bother," said @F as he ladled out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup
"Bother," said @F as he led an attack against the Cylon command ship
"Bother," said @F as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal
"Bother," said @F as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers
"Bother," said @F as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco
"Bother," said @F as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said @F as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw
"Bother," said @F as he put the money under Kanga's pillow
"Bother," said @F as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear
"Bother," said @F as he ran out of dilithium crystals
"Bother," said @F as he reached for the reset button
"Bother," said @F as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon
"Bother," said @F as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"Bother," said @F as he received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said @F as he reported Huey, Dewey & Louie for vandalism
"Bother," said @F as he reverted to his liquid state
"Bother," said @F as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space
"Bother," said @F as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette
"Bother," said @F as he rose from the grave
"Bother," said @F as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap
"Bother," said @F as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said @F as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"Bother," said @F as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said @F as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton
"Bother," said @F as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said @F as he shot Rabbit
"Bother," said @F as he shot the Emperical drone
"Bother," said @F as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot
"Bother," said @F as he started to install Windows
"Bother," said @F as he stepped into the particle accelerator
"Bother," said @F as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend
"Bother," said @F as he strafed the life rafts
"Bother," said @F as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll
"Bother," said @F as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said @F as he turned into a bat
"Bother," said @F as he was arrested for non-support
"Bother," said @F as he was forced to watch Babylon 5
"Bother," said @F as he was molested by Barney
"Bother," said @F as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home
"Bother," said @F as he went to kill Owl
"Bother," said @F as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung
"Bother," said @F as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard
"Bother," said @F as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet
"Bother," said @F as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said @F as his Stinger locked onto the 747
"Bother," said @F as his batteries died just moments before climax
"Bother," said @F as his cable gun jammed
"Bother," said @F as his friends left him alone to die
"Bother," said @F as his lightsaber went out
"Bother," said @F as his regeneration failed
"Bother," said @F as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot
"Bother," said @F as his ship failed to jump to light speed
"Bother," said @F as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle
"Bother," said @F as ran C3PO through the trash compacter
"Bother," said @F as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet
"Bother," said @F as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F as the Enterprise exploded
"Bother," said @F as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him
"Bother," said @F as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl
"Bother," said @F as the Swat Team closed in
"Bother," said @F as the batteries died in his blaster
"Bother," said @F as the police closed in
"Bother," said @F as the tribbles rained down on him
"Bother," said @F as the trip-wire clicked
"Bother," said @F as the vice squad took his GIFS
"Bother," said @F when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar
"Bother," said @F when he noticed Neil Smith's Band-Aid
"Bother," said @F, "I f**king hate taglines"
"Bother," said @F, "It's your husband and he has a gun."
"Bother," said @F, "Tiggers don't like fallatio"
"Bother," said @F, "who put sand in the Vaseline?!?"
"Bother," said @F, I need a honey glaze for Piglet
"Bother," said @F, It's your husband. He has a gun!
"Bother," said @F, after he shagged the transvestite
"Bother," said @F, after he spoke the lords name backwards
"Bother," said @F, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"Bother," said @F, and deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said @F, and deleted Windows
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his WAD files
"Bother," said @F, and deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and filed suit
"Bother," said @F, and he dispatched the Marines
"Bother," said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said @F, and loaded up Rise of the Triad
"Bother," said @F, and opened fire
"Bother," said @F, and promptly vanished
"Bother," said @F, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator
"Bother," said @F, and put a fresh magazine in his Glock
"Bother," said @F, and reinstalled DOOM
"Bother," said @F, and the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless
"Bother," said @F, and the warp core breached
"Bother," said @F, and then deleted his message base
"Bother," said @F, and then he deleted his source file
"Bother," said @F, and then he drew his .45 and shot the intruder
"Bother," said @F, and transcended this plane
"Bother," said @F, and turned the launch key
"Bother," said @F, and twitted @F
"Bother," said @F, and twitted Jon Randle
"Bother," said @F, as 100 Acre Wood was annihilated in a nuclear accident
"Bother," said @F, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver
"Bother," said @F, as @F gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said @F, as @F posted again
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin punched him repeatedly
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin pushed him under a truck
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher Robin shut the washing machine door
"Bother," said @F, as Christopher pulled his stuffing out
"Bother," said @F, as Compuserve taxed his GIFs
"Bother," said @F, as Cotton Eye Joe reached No. 1
"Bother," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore shot him with a rocket-launcher
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed cocaine all over him
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack *everywhere*
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore sneezed the crack all over Owl
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore snorted his last tagline of coke
"Bother," said @F, as Eeyore took him from behind
"Bother," said @F, as Moonbase Alpha depressurised
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet set fire to his ears
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stamped on his boll**ks
"Bother," said @F, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knifepoint
"Bother," said @F, as Roger Cook knocked on the door again
"Bother," said @F, as Satan laid his soul to waste
"Bother," said @F, as Satan pointed out the small print
"Bother," said @F, as Smurfette got dressed
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger bounced on his hard disk
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger burned his grass
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger chewed his testacles
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger stole the profits of his last book
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger surprised from behind him again
"Bother," said @F, as Tigger's claws gripped his buttocks
"Bother," said @F, as Windows crashed again!
"Bother," said @F, as attempted to install OS/2 Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he admitted being Molly Yard's secret lover
"Bother," said @F, as he blew Pooh away with a 12 gauge
"Bother," said @F, as he connected at 300 bps
"Bother," said @F, as he depleted the ozone layer
"Bother," said @F, as he drained the vodka bottle dry
"Bother," said @F, as he drifted off-topic
"Bother," said @F, as he drilled a hole in Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat
"Bother," said @F, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
"Bother," said @F, as he fell off the bridge with his stick
"Bother," said @F, as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said @F, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said @F, as he found he'd used a dirty needle
"Bother," said @F, as he found the smack contained talc
"Bother," said @F, as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said @F, as he lost the lottery
"Bother," said @F, as he poured grease onto the main road
"Bother," said @F, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @F, as he put his finger in the mains socket
"Bother," said @F, as he ran out of taglines
"Bother," said @F, as he read yet another '@F' tagline
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the limitations of Warp
"Bother," said @F, as he realised the needle was dirty
"Bother," said @F, as he reloaded his AK-47
"Bother," said @F, as he said f**k in the wrong conference
"Bother," said @F, as he sank deeper into the honeypot
"Bother," said @F, as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said @F, as he set fire to the panda car
"Bother," said @F, as he stepped on the cat's tail
"Bother," said @F, as he tried to pick Owl's feathers from his teeth
"Bother," said @F, as he waited for Windows '95
"Bother," said @F, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said @F, as he was buried alive
"Bother," said @F, as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said @F, as he was frozen in carbonite
"Bother," said @F, as he was impregnated by a Xenomorph
"Bother," said @F, as he was locked out of the BBS
"Bother," said @F, as he wished everyone a Happy Pearl Harbor day
"Bother," said @F, as he won the Eurovision Song Contest
"Bother," said @F, as his 'B' sample tested positive
"Bother," said @F, as his LAN server started to smoke
"Bother," said @F, as his STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as his Uzi jammed
"Bother," said @F, as his chaingun ran out of bullets
"Bother," said @F, as his flick knife failed to open
"Bother," said @F, as his parents turned up at the rave
"Bother," said @F, as his plastic love doll exploded
"Bother," said @F, as his stitching failed
"Bother," said @F, as his trigger finger tired
"Bother," said @F, as someone else stole his taglines
"Bother," said @F, as someone flamed him for no reason
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg assimilated Piglet
"Bother," said @F, as the Borg pumped their bio-chips into him
"Bother," said @F, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race
"Bother," said @F, as the Chancellor introduced VAT on honey
"Bother," said @F, as the EEC outlawed his favourite sized honey pot
"Bother," said @F, as the FBI found his crack
"Bother," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"Bother," said @F, as the Police surrounded his home
"Bother," said @F, as the STD results came through
"Bother," said @F, as the alien burst from his chest
"Bother," said @F, as the artist's pencil broke
"Bother," said @F, as the bin men stuck him to the front of the cart
"Bother," said @F, as the bridge washed away leaving his twig behind
"Bother," said @F, as the bungee cord snapped
"Bother," said @F, as the children didn't hand over their savings
"Bother," said @F, as the drug squad found half a kilo of Heroin
"Bother," said @F, as the dumdums splattered his stuffing
"Bother," said @F, as the judge sentenced him to 10 years
"Bother," said @F, as the jury found him "GUILTY"
"Bother," said @F, as the lifeboat sunk
"Bother," said @F, as the lipo-suction dissolved his legs
"Bother," said @F, as the media exposed his sexual depravity
"Bother," said @F, as the moderator unlinked him
"Bother," said @F, as the old lady caught him stealing her television
"Bother," said @F, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill
"Bother," said @F, as the pin fell out of the grenade
"Bother," said @F, as the propellor stopped turning
"Bother," said @F, as the small child choked on his eyes
"Bother," said @F, as the social workers took Christopher Robin away
"Bother," said @F, as the vice squad seized his GIFS
"Bother," said @F, as the withdrawl symptoms started
"Bother," said @F, more from force of habit than anything else
"Bother," said @F, reading his bank statement from Barings
"Bother," said @F, realising that Tiggers really are wonderful things
"Bother," said @F, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"Bother," said @F, when Eeyore rejected his advances
"Bother," said @F, when Owl sold his story
"Bother," said @F, when Piglet saw his bacon sandwich
"Bother," said @F, when he found that the tagline would not fi
"Bother," said @F, when he found the batteries were flat
"Bother," said @F, when he looked up his name in the dictionary
"Bother," said @F, when he read his AIDS test results
"Bother," said @F, when he realised he was drawn without genitalia
"Bother," said @F, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said @F, when he realised the aubergene was stuck
"Bother," said @F, when his books were banned for corrupting minors
"Bother," said @F, when his parents confiscated the modem
"Bother," said @F, when his spliff went out
"Bother," said @F, when the needle missed the vein
"Bother," said @N, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TFname, as he pulled the alien face-hugger off
"Bother," said @TFname, when the Alien thingie popped out of his chest
"Bother," said @TO, as he opened a gate to Hell
"Bother," said @TO@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said @TO@, and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TO@, as he received his phone-bill
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@ and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator
"Bother," said @TOFIRST@, and kicked Pooh's tail
"Bother," said Adron e'Kieron, as the Chaos spread
"Bother," said Alice, as Pooh feigned a headache...again
"Bother," said Anthony, when he realised that his phone was tapped
"Bother," said BOBBY QUEEN, as he was assimilated by the Borg
"Bother," said Barney, as he was bitten by a rabid bear.
"Bother," said Bester, when he tried to scan Pooh
"Bother," said Black Pooh, proudly; "I *BE* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh when he found his toupee was a tribble.
"Bother," said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, "Lock phasers on that Heffalump!"
"Bother," said Captain Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost.
"Bother," said Chicken Boo, as his Pooh disguise came off
"Bother," said Christopher Robin, as @F got out the vaseline
"Bother," said Cigarette-Smoking Pooh as Krychek shot him
"Bother," said Cmdr. Pooh as Picard demoted him to Ensign
"Bother," said Couch-Potato Pooh: "I *YAM* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Count Pooh, as he sucked on the used Tampax
"Bother," said Dave, and kicked Pooh's ass
"Bother," said Dave, as another blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Disney, as the Jim Henson estate filed suit.
"Bother," said Doc Zimmerman, as he field dressed Neelix.
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
"Bother," said Eric, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps
"Bother," said HS dropout Pooh, proudly; "I *IS* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Jon, and reinstalled Windows
"Bother," said Kes, as she field dressed Cthulhu of Borg.
"Bother," said Kommandant Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jews
"Bother," said Lt. Pooh as Armus the oil slick killed him
"Bother," said Mexican-Canadian Pooh: "Yo *SOY* Canadian!"
"Bother," said Mr. @LN@, as he was pestered again by Novartza
"Bother," said Naked Pooh, "I'm a bare bear!"
"Bother," said O'Pooh. "Am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?"
"Bother," said Odinn as Vader sent bounty hunters after him
"Bother," said Odo, as Kira kicked him in his non-existent genitalia.
"Bother," said Odo, as Pooh ran out and vaporized him.
"Bother," said Odo, as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Picard, as he became infected with the mutant Pooh
"Bother," said Picard, as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold
"Bother," said Piglet as Pooh wasted him with a chainsaw
"Bother," said Piglet, as Pooh smeared him in honey
"Bother," said Pooh "I'm in the crap now - epsom salts in my hunny!"
"Bother," said Pooh & reached for the reset button
"Bother," said Pooh - as the gates to hell was opened
"Bother," said Pooh Dax, as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty
"Bother," said Pooh and carved Orville's name in the black candle
"Bother," said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS.
"Bother," said Pooh and erased his message base.
"Bother," said Pooh and hid Piglet's corpse.
"Bother," said Pooh and inhaled.
"Bother," said Pooh and shot Owl with his .357
"Bother," said Pooh and smacked Piglet for not paying up
"Bother," said Pooh and twitted @T
"Bother," said Pooh as "Formating Drive C" appeared on the screen
"Bother," said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill
"Bother," said Pooh as @T posted again
"Bother," said Pooh as Alderaan exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as Beavis and Butt-Head began to roast Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Beverly's hair changed color yet again
"Bother," said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes
"Bother," said Pooh as Chewbakka ripped him in half.
"Bother," said Pooh as Christopher Vader led him toward the
"Bother," said Pooh as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Earnhardt won again!
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"Bother," said Pooh as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as Han Solo asked for more money
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti
"Bother," said Pooh as Howard Stern was fined by the FCC.
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as JMS threw him out an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar gasped "Et tu, Poohte?"
"Bother," said Pooh as Julius Caesar uttered "Et tu Pooht
"Bother," said Pooh as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk beamed him down in a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Kirk gave him a red shirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as Klingons boarded the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as Lestat gave him the choice he never had.
"Bother," said Pooh as Londo missed another chance at redemption
"Bother," said Pooh as Macgyver posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Morden asked what he wanted
"Bother," said Pooh as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn.
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
"Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railroads.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet became possesed by a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet came back from the dead.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet sacrified him to Cthulhu.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet stepped on the land mine.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet took his modem away from him
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
"Bother," said Pooh as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"Bother," said Pooh as Quark cheated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Robert posted again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan laid his soul to waste.
"Bother," said Pooh as Satan pointed out the small print.
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sharon approached
"Bother," said Pooh as Sheridan stuffed him in an airlock
"Bother," said Pooh as Spock called him illogical.
"Bother," said Pooh as Sub Zero ripped his spinal column out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as SubZero ripped his spine out.
"Bother," said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling.
"Bother," said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force!
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
"Bother," said Pooh as William Tell sneezed
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed *again*!
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows crashed into piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Bother," said Pooh as Worf growled.
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
"Bother," said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as a Super truck rammed into Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as a gang of teenage thugs beat him to death
"Bother," said Pooh as a vole stole his honey.
"Bother," said Pooh as another Mulder or Scully relative died
"Bother," said Pooh as another OutRage blackmail threat arrived
"Bother," said Pooh as auxillary control blew up.
"Bother," said Pooh as four blondes approached
"Bother," said Pooh as gave him to the Emperor
"Bother," said Pooh as he >S*W*I*P*E*D< a better tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he and Mr. White wound up in a Mexican standoff.
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he approached terminal velocity
"Bother," said Pooh as he arrested for running around bear naked.
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
"Bother," said Pooh as he awakened Tiamet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed into a squad car
"Bother," said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape
"Bother," said Pooh as he beat Steven Seagal to a bloody pulp.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew up the Enterprise.
"Bother," said Pooh as he breached the dam above Johnstown.
"Bother," said Pooh as he built a glove with knives for fingers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he bumped into Barney
"Bother," said Pooh as he buried Piglet next to Roo
"Bother," said Pooh as he burned EEYORE at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he called in an air strike
"Bother," said Pooh as he came all over little Roo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he carved E-E-Y-O-R-E upon the Black Candle.
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh as he chambered a round
"Bother," said Pooh as he changed history.
"Bother," said Pooh as he coached Saddam Hussein on military strategy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he completed his 25th Kamikazi mission.
"Bother," said Pooh as he composed Roo's ransom note
"Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire
"Bother," said Pooh as he crashed through the police road block.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cross-dressed for Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cuckolded Cristopher Robin's father.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut his initials in the snow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut open a Tauntaun.
"Bother," said Pooh as he declared Democrats an endangered species.
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted UNIX from his machine
"Bother," said Pooh as he deleted his hard drive data
"Bother," said Pooh as he delivered another load of pirated videos
"Bother," said Pooh as he denied paternity.
"Bother," said Pooh as he depleted the ozone layer.
"Bother," said Pooh as he destroyed the evidence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he developed crabs.
"Bother," said Pooh as he died in a pool of blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he digested the razor blade in the apple
"Bother," said Pooh as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
"Bother," said Pooh as he disposed of Piglet's body
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja garment and went after Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he donned his ninja uniform and went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank Roo's blood.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank his fifth Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drank the bong water
"Bother," said Pooh as he dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped another white rhino
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his bombs
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped his suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped slugs in2the Salvation Army kettle
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped the nitroglycerine
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove down the crowded sidewalk.
"Bother," said Pooh as he drove the Ka-Bar home again
"Bother," said Pooh as he emptied the mag on full auto.
"Bother," said Pooh as he engaged his cloaking device.
"Bother," said Pooh as he entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
"Bother," said Pooh as he extended his razors.
"Bother," said Pooh as he eyed his turtle egg drop soup.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed another melee combat roll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to appease the gods
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he failed to reach Nirvana
"Bother," said Pooh as he faked the distress signal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he falsified his income tax return.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed the intruder to an alligator
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the Water Closet
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the cauldron of glue
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the nitric acid
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the prostitute
"Bother," said Pooh as he fell off the tightrope
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt Vader's presence.
"Bother," said Pooh as he felt a disturbance in the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fenced a good night's take.
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh as he finished the last line of cocaine.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fished his diskettes out of the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he flashed a group of nuns.
"Bother," said Pooh as he floated out the Babylon 5 airlock.
"Bother," said Pooh as he flooded the computer room with nerve gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Christopher Robin's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forged Necheyev's suicide note.
"Bother," said Pooh as he forgot which tagline he was going to use
"Bother," said Pooh as he forked over 20,000 New Yen for a bribe.
"Bother," said Pooh as he formatted C: drive.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Earl in his honey pot
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Head & Shoulder didn't do Legs & Torsos
"Bother," said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out his symbiont hated "hunny."
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Christopher Robin was Vader.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found out that Eeyore had the Force, too.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had genital warts.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had gonnarhea.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had herpes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had syphillus.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the hook in the fish he had swallowed
"Bother," said Pooh as he found the smack contained talc.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fried Piglet for breakfast.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gave Ted Kennedy another driving lesson.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got off the plane in Medelin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he got splattered all over the taglines
"Bother," said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer
"Bother," said Pooh as he got up for another brewski.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
"Bother," said Pooh as he gunned the truck towards the Marine barracks.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Eeyore for dinner
"Bother," said Pooh as he had Fluffosuction.
"Bother," said Pooh as he had a head-on collision
"Bother," said Pooh as he had another quasi-idea
"Bother," said Pooh as he had sex with Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he handed out Ex-Lax Halloween treats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned Flipper
"Bother," said Pooh as he harpooned SHAMU
"Bother," said Pooh as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
"Bother," said Pooh as he held up Eddie's Discount Liquors
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid Piglet's corpse with Roo's
"Bother," said Pooh as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ignored the white flag, ordering "Open Fire!".
"Bother," said Pooh as he infected the Indians blankets.
"Bother," said Pooh as he informed on Christopher Robin to the CIA
"Bother," said Pooh as he inhaled the tablecloth
"Bother," said Pooh as he inserted the suppository.
"Bother," said Pooh as he joined the Provision IRA
"Bother," said Pooh as he launched the nuclear warheads.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leaped through time.
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an attack against Cylon command ship
"Bother," said Pooh as he led an invasion of the Klingon Home World.
"Bother," said Pooh as he leveled the building
"Bother," said Pooh as he licked the cheese on the mousetrap
"Bother," said Pooh as he lit the end of the gas-soaked rag
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded another clip into his Uzi
"Bother," said Pooh as he loaded his last round
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder
"Bother," said Pooh as he lobbed another WP grenade into the nursery.
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked at his genealogy
"Bother," said Pooh as he looked into the face of the Myrddraal.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost another game of strip poker.
"Bother," said Pooh as he lost antimatter containment.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he made yet another ham sandwich
"Bother," said Pooh as he mined the hospital parking lot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he misquoted the druidic Spell of Making.
"Bother," said Pooh as he mixed the lime with the coconut!
"Bother," said Pooh as he nibbled on himself
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened a gate to Hell.
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened his America Online bill
"Bother," said Pooh as he opened the package from the Unabomber.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury.
"Bother," said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bronco.
"Bother," said Pooh as he passed into the cow's fourth stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he pierced his tongue
"Bother," said Pooh as he played with the Cenobite's puzzlebox.
"Bother," said Pooh as he plunged the adrenaline hypo into Mia Wallace.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilation system.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured carcinogens into the city water supply.
"Bother," said Pooh as he poured grease onto the interstate
"Bother," said Pooh as he prepared Christopher for human sacrifice.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pressed the bomb release.
"Bother," said Pooh as he puked all over Christopher Robin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled out the last of the control rods.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed The Button to start Armageddon
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell
"Bother," said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink
"Bother," said Pooh as he put on the hockey mask and started the saw.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put right what once went wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
"Bother," said Pooh as he quietly hid Piglet's body away
"Bother," said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran Doublespace
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of KY jelly.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of ammo.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of dilithium crystals.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of lighter fluid.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran out of taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ran the rapids in an air mattress
"Bother," said Pooh as he reached for the reset button.
"Bother," said Pooh as he read alt.fan.bill-gates
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Generations script
"Bother," said Pooh as he read the Solar Flux Data
"Bother," said Pooh as he read yet another `Pooh' tagline
"Bother," said Pooh as he realised that his Visor was a hair barrette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he couldn't speak Klingon.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt.
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he was drunk
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized that the bus driver was crazy
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized the TV control was a bomb detonator
"Bother," said Pooh as he received his Compuserve bill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
"Bother," said Pooh as he rejoined the circle of life at the bottom
"Bother," said Pooh as he reloaded his AK-47.
"Bother," said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he reverted to his liquid state.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over and lit @TF's cigarette.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rolled over into the wet spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap.
"Bother," said Pooh as he said "Bother"
"Bother," said Pooh as he said f**k in the wrong conf
"Bother," said Pooh as he sashayed into a Gay bar.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his life flash before him
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw the mushroom cloud
"Bother," said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent another AreaFix message
"Bother," said Pooh as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set crosshairs on Bill Clinton.
"Bother," said Pooh as he set his phaser on kill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shared his pain with Sybok.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook down his classmate's lunch money
"Bother," said Pooh as he shook hands with the leper
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Bambi's mother again
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot Rabbit.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot the Emperical drone.
"Bother," said Pooh as he shot up his fix
"Bother," said Pooh as he signed the pact.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped and fell down the mine shaft
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped the traffic cop $10.
"Bother," said Pooh as he slit his wrists
"Bother," said Pooh as he smashed a beer bottle over piglet's head
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked his 1646's
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sold crack in the school yard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sopped coffee from his keyboard
"Bother," said Pooh as he spammed the Buy/Sell conference
"Bother," said Pooh as he spied into the girl's locker room peephole
"Bother," said Pooh as he spontaneously combusted
"Bother," said Pooh as he started to install Windows!
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the acceleration chamber
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped into the particle accelerator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Bother," said Pooh as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Bother," said Pooh as he struggled with the computer's reset button
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuck his finger in the light socket.
"Bother," said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sucked the life out of Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed a grenade
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed his mouthpiece
"Bother," said Pooh as he swallowed the Coke can
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"Bother," said Pooh as he testified O.J. was with him.
"Bother," said Pooh as he threw the pin and dropped the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as he thumbed through his father's magazines.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Kanga down, "sport!"
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the "Wheel of Lust".
"Bother," said Pooh as he tied Piglet to the bed.
"Bother," said Pooh as he told IRS of Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll.
"Bother," said Pooh as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tossed the bloody glove behind the poolhouse
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
"Bother," said Pooh as he transcended this plane
"Bother," said Pooh as he trapped his testicles in the honey jar
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install OS/2.
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to install Windows
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to learn COBOL
"Bother," said Pooh as he tried to uninstall WARP
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
"Bother," said Pooh as he twitted his moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
"Bother," said Pooh as he unloaded his Aries Predator on Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as he used up the last of his dodge pool.
"Bother," said Pooh as he violated Eeyore.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was arrested for non-support.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was assimilated by the Borg.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
"Bother," said Pooh as he was captured by Nazi Smurf commandos
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill cafe
"Bother," said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete
"Bother," said Pooh as he was faxed to Holland
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to miss Babylon 5.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Nowhere Man.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was frozen in carbonite.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"Bother," said Pooh as he was killed by BATF agents.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was reborn as an amoeba
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sacrificed
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sodomized by Barney.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was sucked into the jet engine
"Bother," said Pooh as he was surrounded by thirteen Aes Sedai.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was thrown 70,000 light years from home.
"Bother," said Pooh as he was trapped in the airtight vault
"Bother," said Pooh as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
"Bother," said Pooh as he went over the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as he went to kill Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh as he whispered innermost secrets to Connie Chung.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wiped the vomit from his chin.
"Bother," said Pooh as he wrestled with the moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yanked the guillotine's lanyard.
"Bother," said Pooh as he yawned so hard he lost Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Ben-wah balls broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
"Bother," said Pooh as his SIN number failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Stinger locked onto the 747.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Tie-fighter smashed into an asteriod.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR ate a Babylon 5 tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as his VCR mangled DEBBIE DOES DALLAS.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his X-wing exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his airbag popped
"Bother," said Pooh as his barrel reached the top of the falls
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
"Bother," said Pooh as his brain was sucked out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his bungee cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his combat drone exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his condom ripped.
"Bother," said Pooh as his credstick deleted itself"
"Bother," said Pooh as his doctor showed him the HIV test results
"Bother," said Pooh as his friends left him alone to die.
"Bother," said Pooh as his hand became snagged in the wringer
"Bother," said Pooh as his head exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his head was sewn back on
"Bother," said Pooh as his last piece of cereal crawled away
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
"Bother," said Pooh as his mind ran out of taglines to use
"Bother," said Pooh as his monitor blew up in his face.
"Bother," said Pooh as his plastic love doll exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rectum exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as his regeneration failed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rubber woman sprung a leak.
"Bother," said Pooh as his runabout entered the Badlands.
"Bother," said Pooh as his saw ran out of gas.
"Bother," said Pooh as his ship failed to jump to light speed.
"Bother," said Pooh as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
"Bother," said Pooh as his synthesizer was smashed by Trent Reznor.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Bother," said Pooh as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
"Bother," said Pooh as his warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as it was his turn to play Russian Roulette
"Bother," said Pooh as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
"Bother," said Pooh as pouring carcinogens into the city water supply
"Bother," said Pooh as ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
"Bother," said Pooh as received his Compuserve bill
"Bother," said Pooh as the AT-AT's foot crushed Tigger and Piglet.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Alien burst out of his chest.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg assimilated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Daleks exterminated him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Death Star shot him down
"Bother," said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ferengi swindled him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Moderator orbed him for being off-topic.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Ravanous Bugblatter Beast of Trall 8 Owl
"Bother," said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Redhead refused to whip him again!
"Bother," said Pooh as the Romulan warbird uncloaked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows closed in
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his homeworld.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Shadows sucked out his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the Storm troopers caught him
"Bother," said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet
"Bother," said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape.
"Bother," said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth.
"Bother," said Pooh as the White Star dived towards the Hundred Acre Wood
"Bother," said Pooh as the aardvarks trampled him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the axe missed the log and sank into his foot
"Bother," said Pooh as the baliffs trashed his messagebase
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Bother," said Pooh as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out!
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull impaled him on his horns
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Bother," said Pooh as the bungi cord broke.
"Bother," said Pooh as the condom came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the crazed dentist started the drill
"Bother," said Pooh as the dirigible popped
"Bother," said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way
"Bother," said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in
"Bother," said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the firing squad took aim
"Bother," said Pooh as the gene pool sprung a leak!
"Bother," said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell
"Bother," said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold
"Bother," said Pooh as the killer bees attacked
"Bother," said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry
"Bother," said Pooh as the left wing snapped off
"Bother," said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree
"Bother," said Pooh as the moderator swung his club.
"Bother," said Pooh as the mosquitos carried him away
"Bother," said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted
"Bother," said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs
"Bother," said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epilleptic fit
"Bother," said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake.
"Bother," said Pooh as the parachute failed to open !!!
"Bother," said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
"Bother," said Pooh as the pentecostal healer grew him a third arm
"Bother," said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade.
"Bother," said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings
"Bother," said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class
"Bother," said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again.
"Bother," said Pooh as the police closed in.
"Bother," said Pooh as the prunes began their work
"Bother," said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
"Bother," said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
"Bother," said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs
"Bother," said Pooh as the shuttle bay decompressed
"Bother," said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg
"Bother," said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur
"Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
"Bother," said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break
"Bother," said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him.
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
"Bother," said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him
"Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files
"Bother," said Pooh as the warp core breached.
"Bother," said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
"Bother," said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy.
"Bother," said Pooh as they buried him face-up
"Bother," said Pooh as they closed the casket on him
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
"Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
"Bother," said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
"Bother," said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
"Bother," said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent
"Bother," said Pooh as: 'CONNECT 1200' showed up again!
"Bother," said Pooh dressed up like Santa, and grabbed his axe
"Bother," said Pooh for no apparent reason.
"Bother," said Pooh joining @F in making excuses
"Bother," said Pooh of Arc, burning at the stake
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, "Hunny is irrelevant, prepare to be."
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimilated Tigger and Pigglet.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg, as he assimiliated Tigger.
"Bother," said Pooh of Borg. "Honey is irrelevant. Prepare to bee"
"Bother," said Pooh on his deathbed
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross, "Helluva way to spend Easter!"
"Bother," said Pooh on the cross,"this is a helluva way2spend Easter!
"Bother," said Pooh pulling the tribble from his honey pot
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