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" " - [cloaked tagline]
" " -- Marcel Marceau. "
" ." - Morn of Borg
" " - Confucious
" " - Lao Tzu
" " -- Marcel Marceau
" " - [cloaked tagline]
" ." -- Morn of Borg
" ", said Tom blankly.
" " - Marcel Marceau
" " -- Rush Limbaugh, Thinking
" ", said Tom blankly.
" , !" (Laryngitis)
" " Marcel Marceau
" ," Tom said blankly.
" ." -- MORN of Borg.
" " said Pooh as he was rendered speechless
" ", said Bob blankly.
" ," said @F, forgetting his lines
" !", " !", " !!" ... (2 Betazoids arguing)
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" and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
" " <-- Stealth Tribble
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietist in my school
" " " " " " " " " " " <-- Rush Limbaugh's listeners
" " " " " " " " " " " < Rush Limbaugh thinking
" " -- Harpo Marx
" " said Tom blankly
" ", "", "...", "!" (I was voted quietest in my school yearbook.)
" ", said Orville blankly.
" ", said Tom blankly.
" 'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo."
" 'Ello... I'd like to buy an argument."
" 'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'..."--Mulder quoting Max (Fallen Angel)
" 'Mean' Joe Green and Coca-Cola" - 1979
" 'Tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical." --RW
" 'Trust no one', very wise..."--Max Fenig to Mulder (Fallen Angel)
" 'Well, let's see if we can find some space anomoly today that might
" * * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Pixi Photos
" *..* " Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
" -- trust in the Force, young Jedi Scully."
" -leave bad enough alone!"
" . " This is your brain. " * " This is my brain. Any questions?
" ... Shit! " Quote by: George Hatchew, in a tagline, 28 Aug 1994
" 0* " <-- Guinan tribble
" A promise to present ideas "
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" Always waiting for some Batman to save you!"-BATMAN RETURNS
" BANG BANG !!! " - Cactus Jack
" Come on honey! Pull daddy's finger!" - Bill Clinton
" DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk! "
" Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
" Doh! " said Homer as Hogan won another match.
" Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "
" Easy credit terms available..." Satan
" Every little BYTE helps "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? " - Q
" I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral..."
" I shall smite thee! "- Ranma 1/2
" I think he IS lightning" Fox Mulder.
" I'm in the mood for LOVE!!! "- Sorcerer Hunters
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Look up because the sky could fall on you!" -Yellow Dancer
" May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
" Mr C, may I be excused? My brain is full."
" Od biraca nema jebaca " :)))
" Of Course it is." _ " Must be expensive ? " _ " Very . I'm Rachel. "
" PrincessPrincessPrincess! "-Sorcerer Hunters
" The Kilrathi must not die out as a race..." - Melek
" The WCW. We're number 1 (in Angola) "
" There is something serbian in the state of Denmark ".
" Too Sexy For My Pants," by Harry P. Ness
" Umm... Can I UN-cast that Fireball? I think it made him mad."
" When All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" Q
" YYYOOUU...Got what I neeeeed" -- Butthead
" You men are all alike, Big, * ow *, Strong * ow *, Dumb, * owowowoowowo* " -Sorcerer Hunters
" _ _ _ " Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
" a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
" s'cuse me while i kiss the sky!".....j hendrix
"!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT"
"!!", groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue
"!" -publisher of "Les Miserables" to Victor Hugo, 1862
"!" exclaimed Tom.
"!" said Tom while banging his head.
"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"
"!sruoY pU" gniyas fo yaw s'erutan tsuj si retniW
"" " "" " " "" (Random Quotes)
"" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes
"" - Rush, 'Leave That Thing Alone'
"" -- Marcel Marceau
""15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
""All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." -- Monty Burns
""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" Ä Bart on the blackboard
""Bother!"" said Pooh, and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he hid the Death Star plans in his Hunny pot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
""Bother!"" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
""How do I set my phaser to tickle?""
""I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." -- Opus
""Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!"
""We're not just Las Vegas showgirls - We're commandos!"
""When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!" -- Bashir"
""You got one major plaque build-up back here!" - Lunch to Roy
"#N@I've done you before, haven't I?"
"#N@You stink!" - Maverick
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
"$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown?" -- Tom Servo
"$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?" -- Tom Servo
"$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President!" -Ernest Stalvo Perot
"$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink." -- Hawkeye
"$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disembowled yet!" - Ethyl on buffets
"$400. Do I hear $500?" asked the auctioneer morbidly.
"$55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks!" H. Stone
">LIE< if you have to, but say it now!" Garak
">THE< Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." - Ed Wood
">sigh< We have another flat," Tom said tiredly.
"<<SLURP>>...<<glip>...Slimy...yet satisfying." - Simba
"<<achoo>> Every damned time!" Kit O'Brady
"<**EXPLETIVE DELETED**>!!!" - Richard Nixon
"<BANG!> "That's it, look out, a meteor is about to hit the ship" - Hol
"<BRAAAAAAAH>...I'm stuffed!" - Pumbaa
"<Bleep!> you very much." --Tori "Tease." --George, SN
"<CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue ->" .........
"<Censored...............>!"
"<Censored...............>!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993
"<FLUSH!> Whee! Ha Ha Ha!I'm done with my bath!" - Calvin
"<GASP!> It's the four elephants of the apocalypse!" - Ned Flanders
"<Link established with the Bajoran Archival Records>" - DS9 computer
"<Ptooey> Ding!" -- Tom Servo
"<SUCK><SUCK>" -- Maggie
"<Sigh> We have another flat", Tom said tiredly.
"<Tap> Odo to Ops. <Tap> Ops? <Tap> OPS! <Tap> OPS!!"-Odo
"<WHAM!> Stupid TV.. BE MORE FUNNY!!!" - Homer, watching a boring show
"<cough> Jalapeno was exposing Dire Wolf's WHATS?" - Dire Wolf
"<evil nasty chuckle> You asked for it and you knew it. :)" - Dire Wolf
"<gasp> A teacher shouldn't talk about bras!" - Dana
"<gasp> Another sentance! My god! :)"
"<gasp> Another sentence! My god! :)" - Renimar Keth-Solamni
"<gasp> What is there other than messages?!" - Dire Wolf
"<laugh> If only the innocents knew...:)"
"<laugh> You don't have to give into temptation *every* time..<g>"
"<pant pant pant> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhh MAN! That was SUPER!"
"<poof>," said Pooh, as he exploded in the microwave
"<sigh> My own country bumpkin!" -- Dot Warner
"<sigh> Why oh why do I even bother calling here?" - Dire Wolf
"<snort!> Now THAT's a creative argument."
"<weak grin> Heh heh. I thinks I has revealed my ignorance."
"'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.'"
"'A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease'? Fascinating." Dax
"'A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease?'" McCoy
"'A snoot full?'" - Data
"'Am I indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?"
"'Ave you come to arrange a vacation, or would you like a blow job?"
"'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice." --Bart Simpson.
"'Better' is a highly subjective term." --Data
"'Bout time, you big ugly yak!" -- Tom Servo
"'CRY HAVOC!', and let slip the dogs of war!" - Julias Ceasar
"'Captain.' Even when he doesn't say it, he does." Keeler
"'Cause I'm a man with a mission...a boy with a gun...."
"'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
"'Cause there's no wind left in my soul and I've grown old" -Floyd
"'Cause they got so many eyes, you see..." -- Joel Robinson
"'Cause we love ya! *MMMMMMWAH!*" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys!" --Phil Ochs
"'Christmas Carol' with a K?"
"'Downtown?'" Ivanova "It seemed like a good name." Sheridan
"'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
"'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
"'E's not really the Messiah! 'E's just a very naughty boy!"
"'Ee ah wor 'ungry-like!" "Ah, hungry!"
"'Ello!" "did you just say hello?" "No! I said 'ello! - but it's close enough!"
"'Ello, I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python
"'Ere we are... Cockroach Cluster!"
"'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!"
"'Ere, is that rat tart?" "Yes." "Disgusting!"
"'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."
"'Exciting' is hardly the word I would use." - C-3PO
"'Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him anyways." -- Kirk
"'God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
"'Goody Two Shoes' is a great song," Tom said adamantly.
"'Guinan.' Is that your name now?" - Q
"'Gunfight At The OK Corral In Morse Code'."
"'Hark! Hark!', harkened he..."- Stimpy reading 'Robin Hoek'
"'Hell.' What a fortunate word to choose." LaCroix
"'Hobbes' loot'??"--Calvin's Mom
"'I can't stay.' Now THAT's comedy! Bye-bye." Vir
"'I the Jury' by Mickey Spillane?" - Quark
"'I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!' cried the dust speck." - Calvin
"'I'll be in touch.' Touch THIS!" Londo
"'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory!"
"'Julian Bashir? Who the hell is he?'" O'Brien
"'Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp'."
"'Justice' is a search for workable customs." - Heinlein
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
"'Kin-HELL!" cried Pooh as Tigger kicked him in the testicles
"'La Kajira,' she wept. 'La Kajira!'"
"'Lectric! 'Lectric! 'Lectric!" -- Tom Servo
"'Lt. O' Reilly.' I'll never get used to that." -- Hoolihan
"'Never running from a real fight' ... who WROTE that line?!"
"'Next time, my way.'" Ivanova
"'Not a morning person' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it..."
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." * Picard
"'Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it'" - Tim
"'One cannot cheat fate.'" - Data
"'Oochie-woochie-coochie-coo?'" Spock
"'Ow are you, Bruce?" "Goodnight Bruce!" "Bruce."
"'Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"
"'Ow d'you know 'e's a King?" "'e 'asn't got $&!# all over 'im."
"'P' is for PETA who's boycotting this!"
"'Pedorasto', the game for all the family."
"'Penny' for your thoughts." -- Q
"'Rachel Rachel,' a European film, a work of art is what it is." (G)
"'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'"
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!" -- Joel Robinson
"'Scuse me while I slip into something more appropriate."--Curzon Odo
"'Scuse me! Excuse me! Yes, excuse me!" -- Wakkorotti
"'Scuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?"--Odo
"'Sophomoric' is the liberal codeword for 'funny.'" - Michael O'Donahue
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Sound mind, sound body' - you're halfway there." MacLeod
"'Stange notions.' I got your strange notions right here." Franklin
"'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!!"
"'Sword of stars?'" - Sisko
"'Teenage mating rituals?!'" Wesley Crusher
"'Television' was the colloquial term." Spock
"'Thanks for coming, Duncan.'" - MacLeod
"'The Gospel According To Charlie Drake'?"
"'The Semaphore Version Of Wuthering Heights'."
"'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'."
"'Thief' is SO ugly. I prefer 'Creative Aquisition Specialist.'"
"'Tis a pity, but it had to happen sometime. :"^/ " - Anna Steven
"'Ware and were, friend."
"'Waste and want,' that's *my* motto." - Calvin
"'We need our breathing room'-Gen.Chang 'Earth-Hitler, 1939,'-Kirk"
"'We were just friends, Q, nothing more'." -Q
"'What is it?' Why, lovely lady, it's a tribble." Cyrano Jones
"'What now?' Lemme tell you what now!" Marsellus Wallace
"'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else."
"'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!'
"'Wife kills self after strange death of husband'..."- Freddy Krueger
"'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate!" -Australian Christmas
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et out the .45?"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend it didn't happen."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)roject thoughts of massive violence."
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!"
"(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing"
"(I'm sorry)" - Ivanova
"(It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way." * Worf
"(Let's go and play.)" - Mary Janowski
"(Strawberry) isn't a dog. Dogs are loyal and run hard after balls"
"(WHACK!) That was a bookcase--do you feel better?" --Pirate Jenny
"(expletive deleted)" Richard Nixon
"(expletive deleted)" - R. Nixon
"* <- Tribble *** <- Sergeant tribble"
"* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla"
"* <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble"
"* * * * * " Tribble Con 1995! Guest Tribble: Shatner's Hairpiece!
"*" tribble w/captains bars. Capt. Tribble leader of tribbles.
"*> - | <- Tribble Archery"
"*.*" - Carl Sagan
"*ALERT* Megamaid has gone from suck to BLOW"
"*Ahem* Okay Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"*BRILLIANT!*" -Amanda/Finale II:Highlander
"*Bark!* *Bark!*... and you stay out of mine!" -- Dr. Crusher
"*CheeeEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEeese!*" -Monterey Jack, Rescue Rangers
"*Come* to Butt-Head." - Butt-Head, to attractive women
"*Double* Red Alert!" Kirk, 'The Conscience of the King'
"*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"
"*Finally*, a body."--Mulder to Scully (Teso Dos Bichos)
"*Four hours* to bury a cat?" "Yes - it wouldn't keep still."
"*GAMES*?! Did someone say games?" -Q
"*He* won't be back next week!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Help* me understand..." - Scully, holding a gun on Mulder (Grotesque)
"*I'm* not the one who fell under the spell of Zor..." -The Regent
"*I* am the elder brother, K'ern." - Worf
"*I* could be writing this crap!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*I* don't have the fire. *You* do." Methos to MacLeod
"*I* have the phaser, Captain." Spock-2 to Kirk
"*I* haven't lived four hundred years" -- Richie Ryan
"*I* wear the khakis around here!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*IF* the premise is sound, so is the conclusion." Data
"*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!" - B5
"*KISS* Did I ever mention you're a MAGNIFICENT scoundrel?"-Curzon Odo
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
"*Lie* if you have to, but say it now!" -- Garek
"*MWAH* Goodnight, everybody!!!" - Yakko Warner
"*MWAH*! Goodnight everybody!" -- Yakko
"*More* Akageyama's!" -- B-Ko
"*NARF*" -- Pinky
"*NARF*"-Pinky/Animaniacs
"*NOBODY* expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"*Not* an actor!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Nothing* is trivial!" - The Crow
"*Now* we're getting somewhere." - Beavis
"*One* True God? No, I have about 92."
"*Please* tell the SWAT team to stop shooting!" -- Runaway
"*Sigh*, Close communique and go back to green alert." - Sisko
"*Silence*?" - Dot Warner
"*Silence*?" -- Dot
"*THIS* is the assignment I wanted." Bashir re DS9
"*Testy?* Moi? But I sing and bounce along *so* merrily" -- Beast
"*That's* for making the scene go on so long!" -- Tom Servo
"*That's* gonna make a hole..." -- The Deacon
"*That* will really help the centuries fly by." -- Rimmer
"*The* Bela Lugosi. Yes, he's still alive." -- Ed Wood
"*These* are the clothes they wear, not these!" Sulu
"*This* is fun? Are you mad?" -- Rimmer
"*This* would never happen nowadays!" -- Crow T. Robot
"*Three* shall be the number of the counting" -Monty Python
"*Whilst* your evil dopplegangers were sent..." -- Mike Nelson
"*Wow*! What type of drinks do you serve here?" - Ford Prefect
"*You're* supposed to wake *me*." -- Frank to Radar
"*You* are the keepers of the Holy Grail?" -- Sir Galahad
"*You* are trying to *set me up*??" Benjamin to Jake
"*You* try and color-coordinate in the dark!" -- Klinger
"*Your* help is the last thing he needs." Nemesis
"*sigh* Area code 1 or 2, sir?" - Watson to Bell (Animaniacs)
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
"++++++++", Said she addictively.
"- I'm afraid he's turning me into him!"- Maggie
"---Don't ask me Bill, ... call your Social Worker!"
"-Orlith "I'm only wet!" - Moreta
"-then we all jump out and yell SURPRISE!!"-D.Koresh,Waco
". . . and for Mr. Worf a New Photon Cannon." - Santa
"... "Good... Bad... I'm The Guy With The Gun."
"... ALL ALONE IN THE NIGHT..."
"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"
"... And now I'm worried." - Washuu
"... As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"... But moonshine made her cry ev'ry time" -Floyd
"... But the sun is eclipsed by the moon" -Pink Floyd
"... Don't pay no 'tention to the gitar, there."
"... Freedom ... is a worship word..." - Cloud William
"... I'm the man on the outside looking in" -Floyd
"... Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
"... Oh, and HUGE pectoral muscles... Amen."- Ren Hoek
"... There's a dust in my eyes, that blinds my sight" -Pink Floyd
"... What a funny thing to do 'cause I'm feeling very pink." -Floyd
"... Where the speechless unite in a silent accord" -Pink Floyd
"... Young at heart...slightly older in other places!"
"... a thin, silent smile that had its own disquieting gleam." - DT I
"... a trumpet voice, a burning brand, a weary pilgrim on the road."
"... all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Poe
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain
"... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently.
"... and I shall cry "MOTHER!", for the universe is my mother ..."
"... and lose a few", said Tom winsomely.
"... and so the ol' lady sez: 'Not with *my* dog you don't!'"
"... and the last to truely love me in these final moments."
"... and then the fun began" -N. Bonaparte
"... and to the Republic for Richard Stanz ..."
"... and weeping fire I shall look upon all the starry universe ..."
"... but have you tried PRUNES?"
"... exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids"
"... for the myth, for the grail, for the Tower." - DT I
"... fricasseeing duck..." - Daffy Duck
"... from a mind so twisted, it was actually sprained."
"... he was the last, the last gunslinger." - DT I
"... sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
"... terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side..."
"... the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket." - Demon
"... then one is true. But if one is true, then two is-- Aaaaaa!" - Joy
"... top it off with a red-hot Nazi Spy (that's a big pie)..."
"... you will feel like you walk on cheese." -- Muscle
"...(A)bort (R)etry (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor?"
".... now touch these wires to your tongue!"
".... running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".... while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"........"--Morn
"............" <blank, stupid expression> -- Mr. Bean
"........you killed my father, Prepare to Die!"
".....Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth".
"....Dry as a funeral drum" -Pink Floyd
"....It's Not Crunch Time Yet," Said Janeway.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
"....then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
"...4 for recursion. <beep> dial 4 for recursion. <beep> dial..."
"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS
"...A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"...Admiral... There Be Whales Here !" - Scotty
"...All the lonely people, where do they all come from?" - Beatles
"...An elf with an overgrown thyroid." Kirk to Spock
"...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'". * Worf
"...And now, you've made me MAD!!"
"...And that's all I have to say about that." --Forrest Gump
"...And thus we are all connected in the great Circle of Life."
"...And what do we *DO* with nutcrackers?"
"...Another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes."
"...As far back as the saber-tooth tiger." Spock
"...Babylon 5, The last best hope for a quick buck." Ivanova
"...Beast just kind of SAT on him..."
"...Bother," said Pooh. "That's the last of the pot."
"...But never relax at all with our backs to the wall"
"...Charles likes people to see his brain..."
"...Discover New Horizons... along your road to success.."
"...Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy." Spock
"...Going To California with an aching in my heart" -Zep
"...Green with apricot? That just might work!" - The Cat
"...He talks to his FARTS??"
"...I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP," - George Carlin
"...I didn't inhale." Bill Clinton
"...I didn't think it was THAT funny..." -Prof. Atkinson
"...I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps."
"...I have a bad habit of telling the truth..." - Kira
"...I just live here..."--Calvin's Dad
"...I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers." Forrest Gump
"...I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!"
"...I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal."
"...I wonder what McGyver would do..." *Jean Luc Picard*
"...I would be derelict in my officiousness." -- Frank Burns
"...I wouldn't know right from wrong if it were 2 feet from me." Sulu
"...I'd march right over there and ask her to ride my rancor." - Han
"...I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool." - Scar
"...I'm as dirty as a Frenchman." - Homer
"...I'm gonna leave her where the guitars play" -Zep
"...I'm locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T SEND HELP!"
"...It ain't there? Whaddya mean, it ain't there???..." - Rollins
"...It stays crunchy, even in meelk..."- Ren Hoek
"...Let's get out story straight: she tripped, right?" - Homer
"...Never stand in back of a cow..." -El Seed
"...On the order of 10,000 centuries old." Spock
"...PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
"...Philosophy begins in wonder." -- Plato
"...Right next to the dog-faced boy!" Kirk
"...Sickos don't worry me, at least they're committed."....Catwoman
"...Slide show... ...BORING... <thunk> Zzzz..." - The Tick
"...So I forgot about the gem, gime a break!" - Ryoko
"...Then I'm gonna HIT'CHA and yooouu're gonna FALL!!!"
"...There's just one thing to do - Drink Coca-Cola." -1900
"...This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."
"...This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!"
"...To baldly go where the hand of man has never set foot before."
"...To seek out strange, new Taglines...To boldly quote..."
"...Trekkies..." >THWACK!!< "Oww! TREKKERS! I mean TREKKERS!"
"...We'll give them a proper English greeting!" "Ooo! Gift baskets!"
"...Well if you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying??"
"...What is going on here???..."
"...When it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible" -Entek
"...You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinately" "I'm game..."
"...You have everything!" -Lani Lenni <> "Except coordination!" -Darien
"...a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?"
"...a civilized nation has full gun registration." - Adolph Hitler
"...a few too many scrimmages without a helmet." -- Trapper, on Henry
"...aibohphobia - fear of palindromes."
"...all which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead."
"...an' if you ever come back, we'll kill ya!" --Bonzai
"...and I do eat children, and I haven't had my lunch yet." - Paris
"...and LOVINGLY garnished with lark's vomit!"
"...and Pooh just is!"
"...and after you've done the nacelles, wax the saucer."
"...and brother, do they have a lot of will!" - McCoy
"...and garnished with lark's vomit."
"...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators."
"...and ice, mast-high, came floating by, As green as emerald."
"...and if you get a christmas present..." "IF I get a present!?!"
"...and in this cartooney, we're invading your PC!"
"...and it don't matter whose side you're on..."
"...and it was a HUMAN number..."
"...and never, never invoke anything you can't banish!"
"...and prepare the dish with a sharp Bat'leth." -Klingon Cooking Show
"...and rubbin', son, is racin'" Harry Hoag in "Days of Thunder"
"...and screamed at him to shut the blinds." (Elaine)
"...and sometimes the bear eats you."
"...and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film."
"...and the aptly named Sir..."
"...and the ocean flows in my veins." -Rush
"...and the second time bomb on your right."
"...and the suspect sped by me at a high rate of speed in his Yugo."
"...and the wind cried back" -Pink Floyd
"...and the world screams, 'Kiss me, Son of God!'" - TMBG
"...and we spend eternity together." Q "Oh, no." Picard
"...and when you add them, they magically become one new #" -Calvin
"...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed!"
"...and with these teeth you shall bite me!"
"...and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bible
"...and you can kiss my pouch!" - G'Kar
"...another bad guy with his hair pulled into a ponytail."
"...anyway, I'm not much of an actor." - Picard
"...aowAAARRRgh!" -the first caveman to encounter lava.
"...as soon as we find the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back."
"...because in Koo-Koosville there is no hit parade."
"...besides, it's clearly a bunny rabbit.
"...blessed are the cheesemakers??"
"...but I do believe they think I am some sort of god." - C-3PO
"...but I'm just sick of DOOM,DOOM,DOOM everywhere!" - JK
"...but I've never been in love." Hedford
"...but if the goverenment trusts me, maybe you could too." -Maverick
"...but not when the news is on..."
"...but the Prince is young and foolish and has a peanut for a brain"
"...but the future is always uncertain." Tharn
"...but to Klingons, it's entertainment." - Quark
"...challenge of D'Gor, son of... whatever." - Quark
"...come to mummy..." takkatakkatakkatak! (S.Weaver clone in Aliens XIX)
"...cover her up in chocolate syrup..." - Frank Zappa
"...cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!*"
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"...descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood."
"...ever since he was sedused by that bimbo slut whoar Alice."
"...everything else is just fiction."
"...for duty, for honor, Colonel, for all mankind..." - Eisen
"...for the Gingrich's heart was two sizes too small."
"...get drunk, get high, get laid,..." Ross Perot
"...he said,'Ooh eeh,ooh ahh ahh,ting tang,whallawhalla bing bang...'"
"...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon
"...if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings..." McCoy
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" "Wrong tribe." --Voyager
"...if I save your life, it's mine?" -Tom Paris
"...in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe." - PF
"...in those Oklahoma hills where I was born...." --Woody Guthrie
"...in touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage." -Rush
"...into a brave new world where the strong will survive..."
"...it is time the Kilrathi find new ways." - Melek
"...it was terible. He couldn't sing." -Eddie Van Halen on David L Roth
"...it's just one adventure after another." - Bashir
"...just caaaall on Super Chicken! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!"
"...kind of like..." Kim "Bread crumbs. Got it." Janeway
"...lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..."
"...look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe."
"...no matter what I play it sounds like me." -Eddie Van Halen
"...old enough to know better;...too damned young to care!"
"...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way t
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline..."
"...or That's the worst case of Hemmorids I have ever seen!" Ace Vent..
"...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle
"...people who have no vices have very few virtues." -- A. Lincoln
"...perky and energetic Commander Susan Ivan Ova." Torqueman
"...quite frankly, I don't know how it ends." Kirk
"...send lawyers, guns and money."
"...showed HIM. Get all Zen with ME..."--K's't'lk
"...so you spend a miserable evening listening to Klingon opera."--Odo
"...still shackled to the shadow that followed you..."
"...supposed abduction was a psychological reaction." -Keyhoe
"...swims, goes qwack qwack. How is it called?" Londo - "A cat" Vir.
"...swordplay, that kind of thing." Chakotay
"...tease me, taste me, treat me...in other words...make me purr!..."
"...tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up!"
"...the Hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!"
"...the Lollypop. She's a good ship." Riker [Arsenal of Freedom]
"...the curtains flew and then He appeared..."
"...the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." - C-3PO
"...the name of the place is BABYLON 5!"-B5 intro, 2nd season
"...the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore....
"...the ship is of MGM importance...er..." * Picard
"...the silent night will shatter from the sounds inside my mind..."
"...then again, all good things must come to an end." - Q
"...then it would RULE!" -- Butthead
"...they are not underlings; they are other nations..."--H. Beston
"...they work with their women. And force them to wear clothing!?!"
"...they'll be no 'tribble' at all." Scott
"...this is God....STOP!"
"...this is Penguin Lust at its UGLIEST!" - Otis Oracle
"...this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" -- Monty Burns
"...to boldly go where no mallard has gone before!" - Darkwing Duck
"...to help other people at all times..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself physically strong..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...mentally awake..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to keep myself...morally straight..." -- portion of Scout Oath
"...to mold a new reality...closer to the heart." -Rush
"...to the wolf with the red rose?"
"...two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow." - Tom Lehrer
"...we're going to start a crime wave right here at the Bazaar." - Aahz
"...what should I do- create a family? Raise an army?" -HoloDoc
"...what squirrell...ooohhh, that squirrel."
"...what with you being so clever and all..." --Scar
"...whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him..."-Zazu
"...with a crashing of thunder, a flashing of lightning..."- Nick 3:8
"...with a gusto that'd curl the genitals of a dead dog."--Mary Walsh
"...with talent on loan from God." - Rush Limbaugh
"...you and I are going to go a couple rounds." - Aahz
"...you should never tell the same lie twice." - Garak
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
"...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villanry" BK
"...you're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers" -Simba.
"..And we're way too smart to care who we offend ..." - Dinosaurs
"..Hardly the time to teach you the true nature on the universe!" - Q
"..I thought I was on the wrong ship" - Wesley
"..If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"..Mmmmm.... uh-HUH.. That's it, babe..." - 'Big Al' Fonduzi
"..Opps! Sorry Odo. Thought you were the mop bucket..."
"..Somewhat larger star-shaped mole on her" Beta 5
"..Truth above all. When a man lies he murders some part of the world!
"..Try to be diplomatic." Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." Kira
"..With her big bad gun -but then, that's Traditional for you X-Women."
"..You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"..`Tis better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"
"..a case that's as watertight as a mermaid's brassiere." -BA4
"..and you want to be as stupid as them?!" - Lore
"..doing well by doing good..."
"..is simple: Termination of the Kilrathi Homeworld via the T-Bomb."
"..nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind." - MR
"..onounce you man & wife!" "Yahoo!!! NO MORE ALIMONY!!!"
"..the Mistress is prettier then you, Master.." k-9
"..the jungle swarms with green apostrophes"
"..towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
"..two dead-ends and you've still got to choose", Tom Waits
"..wild duodenum are lurking in the trees..."
"..you just don't put the effort into your schemes that you used to."
".It sounds like an X-file." - Fox Mulder
".running before time took our dreams away" -Pink Floyd
".then it would RULE!" - Butt-Head
".while nations wash their bloody hands" -Pink Floyd
"/* This statement is not executable, */" Tom commented. -John Foster
"/Aaaahh!/ A Cardian!" -- Serena "Not quite." --Gen, SN
"007 on an inland populated exclusively by women?! You won't see him."
"1 girl was just abducted."--FM "Kidnapped."--DS "Potato, potato.."-FM
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"1 little, 2 little, 3 little cannonballs!" - Vinnie
"1, 2, Skip a few, 99, 100!" - Yakko Warner
"1-Adam-12. Important scientific documents stolen from Motel 6."
"10,000 doctors and we had to get Betsy Ross." -- Blake, on Burns
"10--See fireworks with Lisa. 11--More fireworks with Lisa."--Oracle
"100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress".
"100 years of blood is not something you forget overnight" - Sheriaden
"1000 years, Captain?" "Well, that gives us a *little* time."
"1001001 - In distress" Body Electric
"101 Things To Do with Kool-Aid."--by Erich Jerscheid
"1010105 --- That's the Gold Channel frequency for Earth Force 1!"
"1040 good buddy." - IRS Auditor
"11 long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus."
"11" - there's my two bits' worth.
"113 grams, 10 milliliters He's lead, Jim."
"11th commandment, though shall not pirate software!"
"1348. The Black Death, typhus, cholera.. those were the days."
"139 (crucifictions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover."
"139 people died aboard the Icarus, Mr. Morden." Sheridan
"14 injuries reported, none serious." Tuvok
"140,000 rehydratable chickens?" * Rimmer "Check." * Lister
"15 YEARS !! ...Don't you mean 15 dollars ?" - Rembrandt Brown
"15 people have died; I want no more deaths." Kirk
"16 tonnes in another day's pain!" - Fred the Mutant
"16, and dating a Dabo girl...Godspeed, Jake!"--O'Brien
"16, eh?" - Ed "`Hello, pot? This is kettle. You're black.'" - Anna
"16-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for two bucks"
"17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock" - Data
"186,000 miles/sec eh?, so what's the speed of dark?"
"19 out of 20 men who have tried Camels, Prefer women."
"1943. A very good year for beans." -- Hawkeye
"1stReader is so good it's taxable!"
"2 HOURS to bury a cat??"..."Well Hunter, it wasn't dead!"
"2 bdrm furn w 5 appl", said Tom aptly.
"2 feet below the surface i can still make out your wavy face"
"2 is <> 3, not even for large values of 2." Grabel
"2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service." - s.w.
"2! 4! 6! 8! It's time to calculate! 2 24 720 40,320"
"2, 10, 11... Eyes, fingers, toes." -- Gomez Addams
"2.59 ought to be enough for anybody ..." - Vince Gates
"20 dollars? Aww, I wanted a Peanut!" - Homer Simpson
"20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." -- H. Simpson
"21st Century (Digital Boy)" -- Bad Religion
"2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds." -=- Kirk
"2400 baud makes you want to get out and push"
"2400 baud sucks. Huh-huh huh." - V.Bis & Baudhead
"2400 sucks!" V.Bis and Baudhead
"25,000 gropos aren't exactly inconspicuous." - Garibaldi
"25,000? I don't have nearly enought space..." - Sheridan
"27.2 mm would be approximately...there." Spock
"2U2" Say it out loud and you get "to you, too"
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
"3 Hail Marys beats 2 of a kind." -- Hawkeye to Mulcahy
"3 Million years! I've still got that library book!" * Lister
"3 PC's and a swivel Chair-True Multitasking!"
"3 days of solid chess...ugh..." -- Finieous Fingers
"3 million years in space, nothing! Then 5 suddenly show up!" * Holly
"3 things make a movie great: Horses, cowboys, and horses." - Potter
"3-2-1 Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble you call."
"3-51, 3-51, Rover! Sit! Hut-Hut!" -- Ace Ventura
"3...2...1...DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!"
"30 Mhz and 16 Meg of RAMÄ" "Dexter, you're boring us again, Sweetie."
"30 credits says Mars gets swept, four-zip." - Ramirez
"30 seconds, hurry!" Quark
"300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law."
"33. Peace is good for business." - Dax
"34? War is good for business" - Quark
"36-24-36ha ha ha" - Bart's locker combo
"3:28 A.M. an' I'm fitshaced ag'in..."
"4 Billion for a space toilet? Yea what the heck" -- BUSH
"4 PM and still in a housecoat?! Put on a dress!" -- Henry to Klinger
"4 megs ought to be enough for anyone" - Unknown
"4 tons of Fred and Ginger is not what we need!" - Iago
"4-6-1-9-5. There are five pencils, Mrs. Jewls." - Joe
"4-wheel drive van, loaded from the rear."-A.Ventura
"40 lashes??? If you use your tongue, you got yourself a deal!"
"40% of all accidents are almost half of all accidents"
"40% of all accidents are caused by...WOMEN'S HEINDERS!!"
"400 Vulcans just died." Spock
"42 Meeeellion Dollars! I'm Stimpy! I'm the cat!"
"42 pizzas, 6 without crusts."--Wakko into phone
"42? 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42? 7.5 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" - HHGTTG
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
"42?!" 7.5 million years a- oh, you were running Windows.
"48 hours is better than nothing." Kirk
"486 dx2/66: Smell something burning?"
"5 Cents : At Fountains, In Bottles." -1900
"5 days to get two and from the cargo decks?" * Rimmer
"5 fish? I'll be rich!"
"50 Days In The Saddle" - By Capt. O. Blubalz
"50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover", by Lorena Bobbitt
"50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Betty Dont
"50,000 volts up the butt." -- Dahria
"50...the old age of youth, the youth of old age." William Powell
"500 people, 1 gunshot and _everyone_ says they did it? Put suicide..."
"5000 Miles in the Saddle" by Major Assburn
"5000 years." MacLeod "Give or take." Methos
"509!" "509!" "Power ball number!"
"53 bottles of blood on the wall. 53 bottles of blood!" -- Joel
"6 TIE fighters? No problem - be back in a minute" - Brash Pilot
"6000 IQ isn't that much." -- Holly
"639.997623k should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, post-Pentium
"640 kb should be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"640K should be enough memory for anyone." - Bill Gates
"65 CENTS FOR A CANDY BAR?!? WHAT ARE YOU??? NUTS???"
"69, Dude!" - Bill & Ted
"7+3." - Calvin "73." - Hobbes
"7, 8, 9, 10. Okay, 11, 12, 13. I hate payday." - Quark
"700 brides for 700 brothers" -- Crow T. Robot
"75 years is a long time." Picard
"77" better than "69", you get ATE more
"8 weeks painting the ship!" * Rimmer
"8-0 Canada - and that's also the score of the first game." - Fran Rosa
"8-BIT MACHINE - a computer selling for four quarters"
"9 conferences is plenty for PCBoard" - Fred Clark, 1986
"90% of PC problems are between the keyboard & the chair."
"90% of all statistics are made up"
"90% of everything is crap." -- Murphy
"911 - if you are calling to report a murder, press 1..."
"911" - government-sponsored 'dial-a-prayer.'
"911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If your reporting...."
"911, please hold..."
"98% of all constipated people don't give a crap."
"99 Ways To Die!" -Megadeth
"=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!"
"=This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape..." - DarkWing Duck
"? . . . thy micturations are to me! . . ." - Vogon Poetry
"?" -Victor Hugo to Publisher of "Les Miserables", 1862
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
"@#$%*! I've struck oil", said Tom crudely.
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
"@@@@@hhh, wrong Echo, bub." - Yakko
"@F!" "Dr. Scott!" "@F!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@F@biteme.com" -- @N's Internet Address
"@FN@! No sleeping on the Promenade! Go home!" - Odo
"@FN@! There's some lovely filth down here!"
"@FN@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@FN@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@FN@'s thinking about my breasts again,Captain!" - Deanna Troi
"@FN@, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"@FN@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@LN@!" -- Hanover Fist
"@N@" - Coming soon to a Holodeck near you!
"@N@" soon to be the basis for an X-Files episode!
"@R!" said @N, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@R," said @N, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@R," said @N, as he waited for Windows '95
"@S Power!" - Sailor @F
"@S!" said @N as Piglet took his modem away from him
"@S!" said @N as he cut his initials in the snow
"@S!" said @N, as he missed Sailor Moon again
"@S" said @N as he was given a tour of the Lion's stomach
"@S", said @N, wrestling with the moderator
"@S",said @N as he paid off the Simpson jury
"@S," said @F, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @F, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N as Jabba threw his friends to the Rancor
"@S," said @N as NBC cancelled Star Trek
"@S," said @N as Yoda told him of another @N
"@S," said @N as he infected the Indians blankets
"@S," said @N as he pulled a Tribble from a honeypot
"@S," said @N as he realized he was a Star Trek redshirt
"@S," said @N as he saw his friends dressed in black robes
"@S," said @N as his friends left him alone to die
"@S," said @N, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer
"@S," said @N, as he found out his tribble was pregnant
"@S," said @N, as he was arrested for running a pirate BBS
"@S," said @N, as he was locked out of the BBS
"@S," said @N, as the Fax Modem said No Carrier
"@S," said @N, unable to escape the Ooh! BBS meet
"@S," said @N, when his parents confiscated the modem
"@S," said Capt. @N when he found his toupee was a tribble
"@S@!" said @N@, as he tried to install Windows'95
"@S@," said @N@, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95
"@S@," said @N@, as he waited for Windows '95
"@TOFIRST@!" "Dr. Scott!" "@TOFIRST@!" "Brad!" "Rocky!"
"@TOFIRST@" he said,"you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"@TOFIRST@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
"@TOLAST@!" -- Hanover Fist
"A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it." - Sheridan
"A 'wild party?'" - Data
"A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*!" -- Crow
"A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
"A 2x4, Sir?"
"A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11."
"A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy?" - Darien
"A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16." -- Crow T. Robot
"A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...."
"A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me," Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
"A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM." -- Crow T. Robot
"A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
"A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass"
"A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!"
"A Bestiary of Plant Eaters" - by Herb Avore.
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac." -Vincent
"A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products!" (C) DA 1993
"A Bomb!" * Lister
"A Canadian is an unarmed American with health insurance"
"A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device?" Kira
"A Changeling." "I beg your pardon?" "An ancient Earth legend."
"A Charlie Watts walk on..." -- Mike Nelson
"A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu."
"A Command Gone Bad" The bad command or file name story.
"A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -- Disraeli
"A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire"
"A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?" -- Tom Servo
"A Demolished" is only found on an 'Ovation Guitar' <-oxymoron
"A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's."
"A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first"
"A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game." -- Crow
"A FAIR price?" Rom
"A FISH STORY" by Czar Dean
"A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling." - Data
"A Fistful of Datas" = "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
"A Francis Ford Coppola production." -- Tom Servo
"A GameBoy is a tricorder." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #2
"A Get has to have priorities." -- Jurgi Hautala, Get of Fenris
"A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner"
"A HUD castle!" -- Mike Nelson
"A Hospital? What is is doctor?" "A big white building..."
"A Japanese art director? Noooo!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father."
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
"A Joke By Ingmar Bergman." -- Mike Nelson
"A Keyboard. How Quaint": Spock
"A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- Worf
"A Klingon is his work, not his family." Klang
"A Klingon security officer?" Okona "Yes." Worf
"A Klingon!" Redshirt "Grant! No!" Kirk
"A Lerxst in Wonderland" -Rush
"A Long Walk" - by Miss DeBus
"A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*!" -- Mr. Buzzcut
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
"A Marshall of France Ridiculous!" -- Picard
"A MiG on your six is better than no MiG at all!"
"A NICE arrangement for the Brekians." Crusher
"A Penny for your thoughts." Q
"A Philistine on the sidewalk." - Hobbes
"A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage."
"A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!"
"A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship!" - Amis.
"A Star Ship? What registry would that be?" Clemens
"A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?"
"A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster." -- Tom Servo
"A T. Rex? You have a T. Rex?" -- Ellie Sattler
"A TV movie Mount Rushmore..." -- Tom Servo
"A Tahitian babe for everyone!" -- Tom Servo
"A Trip to the Outhouse - by Willie Makeit
"A VERY small joke, ensign . . ." - Spock
"A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity!" Kirk
"A Warrior does NOT steal taglines." - Worf
"A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean!
"A _De Lorean_???" Michael J. Fox
"A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms." -- Heinlein
"A `snoot full'?" -- Data
"A bad workman always blames his fools." -- The Doctor
"A bathroom with a phone? That's great!" -- Mike Nelson
"A battle avoided cannot be lost." - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
"A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices." -Moltke
"A battle front is only as good as its supply line." -- Long Haul
"A battle of wits," inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated."
"A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?"
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A battle plan is only as good as its programmer." - Chromedome
"A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker."
"A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it?" Q
"A beaver without a cause!" -- Tom Servo
"A belief is not true because it is useful." -- H.F. Amiel
"A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun."--Marc Lavallee
"A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird." - Tao of Pooh.
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose"
"A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead."
"A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it?" - Aahz
"A bit pretentious don't you think?"
"A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river." Chakotay
"A blind man could see it with a cane." McCoy
"A blind man teaching a robot to paint?" - Riker
"A bomb!" Tom expoloded.
"A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us." -KAFKA
"A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass"
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
"A boy's best friend is his mother." Anthony Perkins
"A brain. I need a brain for my Spock." - Dr. Kirkenstein
"A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy." Q
"A bread that doubled as a hood ornament." -- Tom Servo
"A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan)
"A brother is born for adversity." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate." - Heinlein
"A bucket for messeur. And, a hose."
"A bug I ate! With little wings!" - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
"A bungee jump without the bungee!" -- Tom Servo
"A burp is not an answer." - Bart's Board
"A burp is not an answer." --Bart Simpson.
"A calculated risk, Mr. Spock." Kirk
"A capucino machine that also takes pictures." -- Joel Robinson
"A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine."
"A cat a day keeps the blues away."
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." - Heinlein
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." -- RAH"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer." - Someone else
"A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer."
"A cellular fossil?" Picard
"A census taker once tried to test me." -- Hannibal Lector
"A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist."
"A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt." - Hercules to Hades
"A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow." - The Stand
"A chat with you, and death loses its sting!" -- Blackadder
"A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight."
"A child of five could understand this!" "Fetch me a child of five!"
"A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds." -- Troi
"A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her." - Scotty
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" - D. Troi
"A chronaton field?" La Forge
"A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence." - Aristotle
"A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain." - Neuman
"A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory."
"A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye."
"A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort."
"A cobbler, I believe." Romulan "A tailor, actually." Sisko
"A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately." -- Data
"A cold what?" - Data
"A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha."
"A comfortable place for a fight..." -- Mike Nelson
"A command of your own? I can swing that, too!" Kirk-2
"A command-level officer? You mean, like you?" Nog
"A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain." L. Long
"A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves." - Heinlein
"A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do." <Holly>
"A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?"
"A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy."
"A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
"A cool ball gathers no gutters" Homer Simpson.
"A country boy can survive." -- Bocephus
"A couple of light years can't keep friends apart" - Wesley
"A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet." -- Dobbs
"A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg."
"A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins." -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
"A crucifix? Oy vay, have you got the wrong vampire!"
"A cult is a religion with no political power." - Tom Wolfe
"A cup of `SPLIT-PEA ISADORA SOUP'?" -- Mike Nelson
"A cup of millipede juice, hold the shells." -- Quark
"A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points." -Mae West
"A daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer..." -- Mike Nelson
"A daughter is an embarrassing and ticklish possession."--Menander
"A day job? In an office? MY WORST NIGHTMARE!! NOOOOOOOO!" - Tick
"A day without dragons is MUCH SAFER!!!"
"A dead woman bites not." -- Gray
"A death mark's not an easy thing to live with." - Rieekan
"A debt to Virgil is a debt to Nature." -- Chesterson
"A decision had to be made." -- Riff Raff
"A definate progression. From planet. To planet." Kirk
"A demon has infested him. The name of the demon is HEROIN." - Oracle
"A dense smug is rolling in..." -- Mike Nelson
"A dentist!" "You've been watching too many Xmas specials."
"A diamond is forever, but real estate appreciates faster"
"A die for a die." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
"A difficult weapon to confiscate." -- Yar
"A diplomatic insult to the Cardassian people would be a problem" Gul D
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
"A dirty joke is a sort of mental revolution." -- Orwell
"A do-nothing lackluster wherever he sat." -- A. Haig on George Bush
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A dog with money is referred to as Mr. Dog."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're asleep
"A dream itself is but a shadow." - Shakespeare
"A dream to some... A nightmare to others!" -- Merlin
"A dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." - Charles Xavier
"A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night..."
"A duck? Now that's senseless!"
"A duel of wits? To the death?" - Vinzinni
"A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind." - Ben Franklin
"A duplicate me!" * Rimmer
"A dustbuster is a phaser." -- Okuda's Law of Cheap Props #1
"A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this?" -Floyd
"A fact: do with it what you will." - Ellison
"A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie." -- Joel
"A family reunion is an effective form of birth control." - Heinlein
"A fatal attration holding me fast" -Floyd
"A fault!" Martina cried reservedly.
"A few Beta's short of a full release!"
"A few hundred years of bad blood will do that." - Garibaldi
"A few more questions, Mr Computer" - Moriarty
"A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp." -- Westley
"A fight! Let's go get 'em!" - Kid
"A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine
"A fireball as a door-opener?!" - "Got a better idea?"
"A fishfinder? In a hospital?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut." --Guard #1
"A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
"A flop is a place to sleep." Keeler
"A fly on my pizza?!" - "Um, actually, it's an olive fragment."
"A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
"A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop"
"A fool and their money are soon parted." - The Florida L
"A fool and your money are soon partners." -- Mark's Law
"A fool is the twin of the wise." - The Iron Circle
"A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees." -- Blake
"A fool uttereth all his mind." -- Proverbs 29:11
"A fool's bolt is soon shot." - Shakespeare
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" R.W. Emerson
"A fortress, but no gate..." -- Mike Nelson
"A fraction of a second would make them invisible?" Worf
"A free people ought...to be armed..." - George Washington
"A friend in need is a pain in the ass." -- Heinlein
"A friend is never known until you're in need." -- Roch, Brujah
"A friend loveth at all times." -- Proverbs 17:17
"A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeiting pennies." - S. Wright
"A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine..."
"A friend who can't catch? I don't think so." -- Tom Servo
"A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!"
"A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus"
"A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him."
"A gay guy who likes truckers." -- Tom Servo
"A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A." - Mick Jagger
"A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future."
"A generous grant from the Mom Corporation." -- Mike Nelson
"A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." Joey Adams
"A genuine Felix lighter. How illuminating" - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
"A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best." (Tick)
"A giant once lived in that body." Spencer Tracy
"A giant, orbiting lady depilitator!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A gift from Zek to them." Quark
"A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas!!" - Opus
"A gift, from friends you don't know you have." -- Morden
"A girl can't live by psychoses alone." - Dr. Chase Meridian
"A girl's got to have friends of her own." Amanda
"A goal is a dream taken seriously." - Henry David Thoreau
"A god cannot survive as memory." Apollo
"A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys." -Billy Graham
"A good deed is its own reward." -- Rom
"A good engineer is a wee bit conservative." - Scotty
"A good indignation brings out all one's powers." - Emerson
"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures." - Irish proverb
"A good loser's still a loser." Sheriff Buck
"A good man died because of us." Bashir
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming..." - Barbarella
"A good movie this time? I think not!" -- Tom Servo
"A good quantum physicist is hard to find." -- Vicky Sailer
"A good question. There is no easy answer." -- Mike Nelson
"A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid..." -- Servo
"A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for"-Neelix
"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice." - Howe
"A good traveler leaves no track." - Lao Tzu
"A good workman is known by his tools." - Proverb
"A government in "action" is interesting only if it's not your own."
"A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top." - James Restonn
"A government supported artist is an incompetent whore." - Heinlein
"A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking" - Blofeld
"A graveyard! Now they can bury the script!" -- Joel Robinson
"A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On"
"A great warrior? Wars not make one great." - Yoda
"A grown up did it!" - Wesley
"A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original." - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
"A gun gives you the body, not the bird." -- Thoreau
"A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you" - H. Rollins
"A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die"
"A happy tattoo is worth a little pain." - HCTV
"A harmonica? As if he wasn't annoying enough!" -- Tom Servo
"A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness!" -- Apu
"A health shake. You're soaking in it." -- Joel Robinson
"A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear" - Suffocation 1991
"A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13..." -- Mike
"A hit! A most palpable hit!" - Shakespeare
"A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse," Mr. Ed sang stiffly.
"A hot milk toddy? You're kidding." -- Riker
"A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Lincoln
"A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it."
"A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it." Carlin
"A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side..." Morbius.
"A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!"
"A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back"
"A hunger that never dies..." Sybo
"A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror..." Sybo
"A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak!" Sybo
"A is for apple." -- Hester Pyrnne
"A jack, still no help for the @Klingon." - Data
"A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something?"-Ranma 1/2
"A joke's a very serious thing." -- Churchill
"A joke... is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others what
"A keyboard? How quaint." -- Scotty, *Star Trek IV*
"A king without a sword! A land without a king!" -- Lancelot
"A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you"
"A kingdom of Robert Borks!" -- Mike Nelson
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss."
"A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true."
"A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." - Shakespeare
"A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear." -- Tagspeare
"A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool."
"A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
"A lawyer is like a river." -Kosh.
"A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade." - Lincoln
"A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow."
"A leopard never changes his stripes." -- Al Gore
"A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however..."--HoloDoc
"A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it."
"A lie is a very poor way to say hello." Keeler
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths" - Deep Throat
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." - Churchill
"A life is worth more than a penis." - Lorena B.'s lawyer
"A light heart lives long." - Shakespeare
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too." -- Tom Servo
"A little fermented curd will do the trick."
"A little greed can get you a lot of stuff."
"A little harsh but it had to be done." -- Mike Nelson
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation." - Saki
"A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muerte
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Hamlet
"A little more than kin, a little less than kind." -- Shakespeare
"A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!"
"A little off the top?"- Freddy Krueger
"A little pot boils easily." -- Dutch proverb
"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing." Thomas Jefferson
"A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing."
"A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess." - Blair
"A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'." -- Mike
"A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance."
"A little suffering is good for the soul." - Kirk
"A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness."
"A little too `a lotta cars in here'." -- Mike Nelson
"A little trick I picked up from the Borg." "Yeah, they're full of great ideas." - Soran and Geordi, discussing tortue techniques
"A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here." -- Tom Servo
"A little warning would've been nice." - Quark
"A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind..." -- Gibran
"A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
"A little young for you, isn't he?" "He's 27. I'm 28." "328, maybe."
"A little...claustrophobic, maybe..."--Neelix
"A living dog is better than a dead lion." -- Ecclesiastes 9:4
"A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable." -- Garek
"A long shot, Watson; a very long shot." -- Sherlock Holmes
"A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -- Smokescreen
"A lot can happen when you're gone all morning." -Calvin
"A lot has changed in the last three hundred years." -- Picard
"A lot of 'if's,' I agree." Kirk
"A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s" -- Crow
"A lot of love in a family always makes me smile." - Talyn
"A lot of people mistakWarning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." -Doug Larson
"A lot of people my age are dead at the present time." Casey Stengel
"A lot you know..." - Miracle Max
"A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math." - Heinlein
"A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." - Monty Python
"A lucky guess." - Q
"A magic sword that does dishes is just plain silly." - Cimorene (SfD)
"A mall, like any other, only more so." - Rogue (Carol Danvers)
"A man after his own heart." -- 1 Samuel 13:14
"A man and a lady in the same water?!" - Radar. "Baptists." - Hawkeye
"A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did."
"A man called the Walkin Dude, or sometimes the Boogeyman."
"A man from another time who had reached a point of pointless ending."
"A man has got to know his assimilations." -- Harry of Borg
"A man has got to know his limitations" - Dirty Harry
"A man is a old as he is feeling. A woman is as old as she looks."
"A man is as young as the women he feels!"
"A man is only as good as what he loves." - Saul Bellow
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married." --H.L. Mencken
"A man must know his limitations if he wants to survive." - Hamza
"A man must learn to gently dominate." -RUSH
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest." - H. Ellison
"A man never tells you anything until you contradict him."
"A man of genius makes no mistakes." -- Joyce
"A man ought to do what he thinks is right." John Wayne
"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him." -- Johnson
"A man should keep friendships in constant repair." -- Johnson
"A man who is a genius and doesn't know is probably isn't." -- Lec
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
"A man with nine legs.." "He ran away!"
"A man's a man for a' that!" -- Burns
"A man's character is his fate." -- Heraclitus
"A man's got to live." - St. Cloud "Not necessarily." - MacLeod
"A man's gotta live." -- Xavier "Not necessarily." -- MacLeod
"A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." - Keats
"A man's toys are limited by his wife's chequebook"
"A man-of-war is the best ambassador." -Oliver Cromwell
"A manic depressive who walks in the rain" -RUSH Cinderella Man
"A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious."--Calvin
"A mass of conflicting impulses." Nomad on Uhura
"A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."
"A meal that leaves you nothing to hope for."
"A mean guy shouldn't have any wine." - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb
"A member of Facial Hair Club for Men." -- Joel Robinson
"A member of our crew is missing, too." Chakotay
"A memory that is too painful to withstand the light of day"
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." -- Proverbs 17:22
"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance." -- Proverbs 15:13
"A mess, eh?" - Morgan "Feels like home..." - Mulder (Piper Maru)
"A metaphor is like a simile"
"A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS"
"A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark." -- Dante
"A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark
"A million could be years on a thousand may be worlds..."
"A mime is a terrible thing to waste...kill them slowly." -zf-
"A mind is a terrible thing" - Jim Adams, 1993
"A mind what?" Neelix
"A mind's journey begins with a single why?" -- Confucius
"A minor example of my work, yes." -- Garek
"A miracle would definitely be a step in the right direction."-Hawkeye
"A moment of indecision can be your last." Backstreet
"A moment of joy in a lifetime of suffering." - Londo
"A moment of sanity had come back, a moment of choice." - The Stand
"A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience."
"A momentary lapse of reason that binds a life for life" -Floyd
"A momentary lapse of treason..." - Pink Fraud
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together.." - Data
"A monster!" - Jerry Lewis
"A moose once bit my sister.."
"A more central location would give added meaning." Data
"A most difficult decision, Captain." Spock
"A most illogical reaction." Spock
"A most unpleasant situation, Captain." Spock, 'Catspaw'
"A motion to adjourn is always in order." -- Heinlein
"A murder is only an extraverted suicide."
"A naked American man stole my balloons."
"A naked general outranks a dressed wound." -- Col. Potter
"A narrative approximation of something..." -- Tom Servo
"A narrow vision. You, too, will be assimilated."
"A natural electircal charge?" Yar
"A negative man with no face. She would see and then go mad."
"A new "Health Bill"? Did we have an old one?"
"A new century if felt, not measured." Walter Lord, 1960, on 1900.
"A new crop of eunuchs?" -- Mike Nelson
"A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices"
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat."
"A paradox can be paradoctored." (R.A.Heinlein)
"A part of me knew when I first saw you" - Tessa Noelle
"A party? For me? Here?" - Uncle Fester
"A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out"
"A perpetual desire for power after power." - Hobbes
"A person never truly dies, as long as they are remembered."
"A personal receiver?" Kirk
"A phaser is the universal communicator." -Worf
"A phaser." Kirk "On overload!" Spock
"A pig in a suit is still a pig."
"A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!" -- Mike Nelson
"A pint cannot hold a quart, Mr. Pizer." V.I.N.Cent
"A pinup of Kathy Bates..." -- Mike Nelson
"A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were."
"A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale."
"A pity. She's quite attractive." Q
"A plamsa storm might not >leave< any debris." Paris
"A plan with no drawbacks!" -- Rimmer
"A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" -MST3K
"A platypus could do my job!" -- Tom Servo
"A pleasant face man steps up to greet you" RUSH Twilight Zone
"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."
"A poker face carved in marble." La Rue
"A political career comes to a screeching halt." -- Mike Nelson
"A political party is organized opinion." - Disraeli
"A pony, an ironing board, and some stirrup pants!" -- Crow
"A pony: a big juicy one, grilled to perfection" - Baby's birthday
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
"A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!" -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"
"A pox on your first born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!"-Opus
"A pretty car makes an even prettier wreck." -- Runabout
"A pretty damn convenient illness." Sheridan
"A pretty girl like you shouldn't be eating alone."--Odo to Kira
"A problem can be found for almost every solution."
"A promise is a promise, Lt. Dan." Forrest Gump
"A proper perspective about one's history is vital." -- Disraeli
"A psycho-who-a-what?" -3rd Rock From The Sun
"A race of ham radio operators." -- Crow T. Robot
"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."
"A random toss - the only true justice." - Two-Face
"A rather barbaric period in your American history." Spock
"A really trivial use for dark powers." -- Mike Nelson
"A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness." Calvin
"A remarkable experience, Commander." - Data
"A replacement must be requested as soon as possible." --Doc Z
"A right DELAYED is a right DENIED." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast." Proverbs 12:10
"A room should reflect its occupant." - Kirk.
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
"A rose by any other name is more confusing." -- G. Stein.
"A rough ascii date would be helpful too."
"A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world." -- Forrester
"A salad bar!" -- Tom Servo "With a decorative snot guard!" -- Crow
"A salute to No-Panty-Lines!" -- Tom Servo
"A salute to careful shaving." -- Tom Servo
"A scratch? Your arm's off!" --King Arthur
"A second phone! Of course!" - Bell "Well, DUH!!!!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"A secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!?" - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
"A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know" -- Crow
"A seven corpse meal!" -- Tom Servo
"A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set..."
"A shame, Captainit would have been Glorious!"
"A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose." -- Paine
"A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet!" M. Python
"A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night."-B5 2nd season
"A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer..." --Scar
"A shot in the dark is better than nothing." -- Geordi
"A sick thirst darkens my veins." - The Crow
"A simple `no' would have worked" -- Richie Ryan
"A simple yes or no would have been fine." -- Tom Servo
"A simple yes would have sufficed." - Picard
"A singing pentagram..." -- Tom Servo
"A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror."
"A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure." Quark
"A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds." Spock on platinum
"A small man, a whiny type of guy." -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
"A smart man would ride out right now." MacLeod
"A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles." -- Tom Servo
"A snoot full?" - Data
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." -- Proverbs 15:1
"A soldier's record tells a lot about a person." - Hague
"A soul in tension, that's learning to fly..."<Pink Floyd>
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"A spacesuit with cuff links?" -- Lister
"A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!"
"A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair", said Tom, visibly
"A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission." -- Rush Limbaugh
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..."
"A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away." -- Crow T. Robot
"A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there!" -- Crow
"A starved body has a skinny soul." Marlon Brando
"A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse."
"A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time." - John,"V"
"A steel pinata? This could take hours!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A stiff apology is a second insult." -- Chesterton
"A stitch in time saves nine." (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein." -- Anonymous
"A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
"A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows." -- O Henry
"A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles." -Ko
"A subjective term, Riker." - Q
"A subspace tractor beam?" Chakotay "Exactly." Torres
"A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty."
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by
"A suggestion. Switch to decaf."--Victor Luk
"A superior woman. I will take her." Khan
"A sword, Frank... a very *rare* sword..." -- Brenda Wyatt
"A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt." -Chmee: Niven
"A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos..."
"A tagline has got to know its limitations": Dirty Harry
"A talking horse.." "It's Ed, Jim."
"A talking horse?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A teddy bear?!" McCoy
"A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?" - Spiral
"A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing."
"A theater manager is always ready, Tanya!" Shanda
"A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd!" -- Finieous
"A thing here more than a week is an heirloom." -- Kender Proverb
"A thing well said will be wit in all languages." -- Dryden
"A thinly veiled allegory, a Metamucil if you will..." -Kelly Bundy
"A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time" -Floyd
"A thousand thanks, Monsieur," Tom said mercifully.
"A three thousand year old childproof cap?" -- Crow T. Robot
"A threefold cord is not easily broken." -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
"A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns..." - Mutant Raccoon
"A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance." -- Mallarme
"A tiger in Africa?" "Hmm?" "A TIGER in AFRICA?"
"A time to be born; a time to die." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to break down, and a time to build up."
"A time to kill, and a time to heal." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to mourn, and a time to dance." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted."
"A time to weep, and a time to laugh." -- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"A toast to absent friends." -- Frank N. Furter
"A toothache of a man." -- Jim Hightower on George Bush
"A toss of the coin. The only true justice." - Two-Face
"A traffic jam at the congress intersection." -- Tom Servo
"A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" Ronald Reagan
"A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed."
"A trifle overpowering, isn't it?" - 007 (Moonraker)
"A troop is a group of monkeys stupid, ..change your bunch of banana!"
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway."-R.Heinlein
"A truer sentiment has never been typed!" - Gryphontamer
"A type II phaser beats four aces."-Worf playing poker.
"A typical man." - Hoolihan. "Don't lump us all together."-Hawkeye
"A typical romantic. All you scientists are." The Colonel
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." S. Goldwyn
"A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose." Lamont Cranston
"A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." - Shakespeare
"A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience." -- Tagspeare
"A very impressive title." - Neelix
"A very lovely thought, but not at all practical." - Jiminie Cricket
"A very sophisticated, very professional job." Odo
"A very special Ziffle family reunion" -- Crow T. Robot
"A virus? Some kind of disease?" Janeway
"A volatile mixture of hot munitions and cool jazz!" -- Crow
"A vole fight! I'm appalled!" Quark
"A war put off is not a war avoided." - Charlton Heston
"A warrior does NOT steal taglines." --Worf
"A warrior's drink."-Worf "A warrior's name."-Holodeck babe
"A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE." <g,d,rf>
"A warriors drink" Well that certainly explains a lot.
"A what? To order a what? With what?" - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
"A wheel slices into the crowd, killing three" -- Mike Nelson
"A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us." Kirk
"A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again!" -- Frank on Margaret
"A white male, middle class power holder." -- Gypsy
"A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off."
"A whole new day of rock climbing!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A whole skin is worth a thousand victories." -- Brassclaw Orcs
"A wiener running away from a kettle..." -- Tom Servo
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -- Bacon
"A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits." -- Pope
"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire
"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit."
"A woman is always buying something." -- Ovid
"A woman knows, Lieutenant." Adel Renn
"A woman should be obscene, not heard." - Gypsy Pete (Drunk)
"A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing."
"A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke." -- Kipling
"A woman, like music, should have a good end" -- F. Schubert
"A world of indifference. Heads and hearts too full.": Rush
"A world of red neon and ultramarine" RUSH -Alien Shore
"A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.": Rush
"A wounded spirit who can bear?" -- Proverbs 18:14
"A yarn monster!" -- Crow T. Robot
"A yawn is a silent shout." -- Chesterton
"A young doctor means a new graveyard." - German proverb
"A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!"
"A zoinoid Guyver?" -- The Guyver
"A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." - Heinlein
"A! talking! horse! ?" "He's Ed, Jim."
"A<<1/4Nåa," said Pooh, as he saw another message in Cyrillic
"A) You didn't ask" - Ivanova
"A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it."
"A**HOLE, sir. Major A**hole."- Spaceballs
"A-HA-WHOooo! You really bought the whole line, didn't you, kid?" - Aahz
"A-Ko, B-ko Save your fighting for the classroom." -- Ayumi-Sensei
"A-hem, helllooooo nurse... I don't get it?" -- Slappy
"A.J. knows everything from the Fairley OddParents." (Nickelodeon, April 2001)
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHH! Just resting my eyes!" - Homer
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants are alive! They're shrinking!" * Lister
"AAAAHHHH! My underpants shrinking! Get them off! GET THEM OFF!"
"AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" -- John Wayne Bobbit
"AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!" ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
"AAAHH,...AAAHH,...AAAHH CHOOO!" - Data
"AAAHHAAAHHAAAHHCHOOO!" -- Data
"AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" -- Chekov
"AAAhhhhhhhh! The flying Elvises are BACK!!!!!!!"
"AAH! SKYLAB!" The Tick
"AARRGGHH! I've just been stabbed!" said Tom, half-heartedly.
"AAaaarrrghh! Pandas can't talk!" - Genma
"ABLE: Okay: the ship I was on, well, it, er, kind of crashed a bit
"ABSCISSA!!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
"ACE RIMMER: Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas
"ACE: This is my best top, damn it!
"ACE: Your brain moves quicker than a nun's first curry
"ACT NORMAL! ACT NORMAL!!" - Homer
"ACTING!" -- Tom Servo
"AGH! A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME!" -- Calvin
"AHHHH! PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" Spock
"AHHHHHH!" - Thunder "I don't think he's gonna stop!" - Wang
"AIDS didn't kill these people. Politics did." -- Dr. Don Francis
"AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!"
"AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant>" -- C-Ko
"ALERT! There's a Shriner in the punch!" - Milo Bloom
"ALIVE" Gave the phrase 'Having friends for dinner' a new meaning!
"ALIVE" rated four stars by the Times Food Critic.
"ALIVE, you morons. The operative word is ALIVE!" - Aahz
"ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!"
"ALREADY-MARRIED MAN!" -- Crow T. Robot
"AMAZON.GIF 1024x768x256".... Sounds like one big mama
"ANARCHY NOW!" - Milo Bloom
"ANNA STEVEN (pant, pant. drool)" - Volehunters #2
"ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz
"ARE YOU MOCKING MY HAND GESTURE?" - Dex "Oh, no!" - Danny
"ARE YOU THE MAN WHO SHOT MY SISTER?! YOU SHOT MY SISTER!!"--Scully
"ARGH!!! GARIBALDI!!! You're a DEAD MAN!!!"
"ASCII and you shall receive" Z.MODEM
"ASSIMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!" - Tigger of Borg
"AST Advantage" (4066d) - is the name of my new game!
"AT&T KFC" = "Reach out and touch someone finger licking good."
"ATDT" - Avon Calling.
"ATTAAACK!!" - B&WYakko
"ATTACK!" -- Black and White Yakko
"AUGHHH! A SNOW SNAKES GOT ME!" - Calvin
"AUX PWR LOWAUX PWR FAIL20, 19, 18..." Computer on Jurassic Park
"AW GEEZE... Will ya LOOK at THIS!!" - Archie Bunker
"AWESOME, COSMIC POWERS ... itty-bitty living space."
"AaaaAAaaaauuuuuuuuGGhghhhhh <gurgle>."
"Aaaaaas yooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish......"
"Aaannnnddd..always look on the bright side of life.."
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."
"Aaaww, Mr. Sabretoothie just needs a big hug!" -- Elmyra
"Aachoo!" "Gesundheit!" - Calvin and Hobbes (and several monsters)
"Aack! I'm alone with a human being!" -Cathy
"Aah! I'm a geek!" "Eeek, I am too!"
"Aah! There's a horrible slug on your shoulder! Aah!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
"Aardvarking Through Georgia" by S. M. Stirling
"Aarg Aarg I'm dying you idiot" - Baby's naming, Dinosaurs
"Abandon all hope ye who read this..."
"Abandon ship! This is not a drill!" - Data
"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."
"Abandon thought and let the dream descend!" - Phantom
"Abash the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is..." - T-Bird
"Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)"
"Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!" -- Mike Nelson
"Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose." -- Tom Servo
"Ability without honor has no value." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Able and Unwilling...", um...no... wait....
"Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound..."
"About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin..." -Lehrer
"About as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy..." -- Mike Nelson
"About the possum" said the 'gator, "I ate 'er."
"About this long... this thick..."- Wesley
"About you, until you are ready to fight legends." - Kosh
"Above all else a god needs compassion!" - Kirk
"Abra-cadaver!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Absence diminishes minor passions and enflames great ones."
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire." -Bussy-Rabutin
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -Anonymous
"Absence makes the heart grow yonder." -King's Quest 5
"Absence makes the nose grow longer." - The Doctor
"Absinthe Lite: a third fewer pathogens than regular absinthe."
"Absinthe makes the head pound harder"
"Absofragginlutely, dammit!" - Delenn
"Absolute time is irrelevant." -- Einstein of Borg
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Absolutely I will not interfere!" - Chekov
"Abstain from all appearance of evil." -- 1 Thessalonians 5:22
"Abstract impressionism. It's what hot" -- Tom Servo
"Accept the pain, Frank..." -- Dr. Forrester
"Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth." - Data
"Accessing SLIP server... Entering my I.P. address..." -- Crow
"Accessing. Reboot. Shut down." -- Crow T. Robot
"Accessory After The Fact Theater will return..." -- Tom Servo
"Accidents cause people." Neece's personal tagline.
"According to Dax, anyway." Kira
"According to the life monitors, we're dying." McCoy
"According to the news, it was an accident." Winters
"According to these readings, it's a ship without engines." Janeway
"Accordions are poison to Vogons!" -Vogons, WTNE
"Accountability is Un-American!!" - Opus
"Ace Frehley has the same kind of business" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace Rimmer. Space Corps." * Ace Rimmer
"Ace and No Face are calling" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ace, give me some of that Nitro-9 you're not carrying!" - The Doctor
"Ach, nein - not ANOTHER aircraft destroyed!" - Nightcrawler
"Achamoth" - Mother Goddess, birthgiver to the Creator.
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat
"Ack! Phfft! Thptpth!".. "Admit it, you liked it, didn't you?"
"Ack!Phfft!Thptpth!" - Bill the Cat "All of this genorosity has made me tired!" * Cat
"Ack" - B.T. Cat
"Ack, they could teach us a thing or two." Scott
"Acknowledged. Beam engaged." Torres
"Acrophobia Explained" - by Alfredo Heights
"Act first, ask questions later." Siren
"Act now and you too can be a meanie!"
"Act now we must, for we have no more time for words." -- Amara
"Actin' funny, but I don't know why...'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing."
"Acting's easy when you can read your lines!"
"Action Jesus! Manger sold seperately..." -- Crow T. Robot
"Action Ken Doll is there!" -- Mike Nelson
"Action sequence narrowly aborted!" -- Tom Servo
"Action's what the Flash-man needs" - Flash
"Activate Holodeck Program Paris Three." Paris
"Activate cluster bombs on my mark" --Scott
"Activate it and direct the beam here." Doctor
"Activate the time machine." -- Captain Galaxy
"Activating evasive maneuver omega." Chakotay
"Activating pattern enhancers. Energizing." Data
"Actually I like running around in my bare feet." - Picard.
"Actually I'm making great time..." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually what I was looking for was some witty repartee..." Q
"Actually, *I* blew up my shop." -- Garek
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
"Actually, I came here to rescue you." Sisko
"Actually, I'm losing an officer." Kirk
"Actually, I'm only 21 years old." - Celsius.
"Actually, if they leak, you've pumped them too many times."
"Actually, it's she, but yes, she usually guides me well." Chakotay
"Actually, it's very NICE junk." -Roy Fokker
"Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now." -- Mike Nelson
"Actually... It's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"ActuallyI'm so confused now *I* don't know what to believe...:)"
"ActuallyIt's not that bold." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ad Nausaeum:" Commercials that make you puke.
"Adam, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky)
"Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n" said Tom meanly.
"Add the nutmeg!" - Pinky
"Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n", said Tom meanly.
"Addendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adding `just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." - Dot Warner
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
"Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing," Tom decreed
"Aditi" - Mother of the lights of heaven.
"Adm., there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft."
"Admiral! There be whales here!" "That's a mirror, Scotty."
"Admiral! There be *whales* here!" -- Scotty
"Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song." (Uhura)
"Admiral, there be WHALES here!" - Montgomery Scott
"Admiral, there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a mirror."
"Admiral, you only have the CONN temporarily." Picard
"Admiral,there be whales here!" "Scotty, that's a @N@."
"Admire it later prisoner, for now just use it." - Roland
"Admit it. You liked it, didn't you?" -- Frank N. Furter
"Admit it... you all will be destroyed." - Alien
"Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!"
"Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach..." -- Mike Nelson
"Adolph Hitler is NIGHT RIDER"
"Adrian, you realise you're first on call tonight..." "Oh my god! I forgot to ring my hairdresser!" -- Eric, Adrian
"Adult wolves are always naked too." - Dire Wolf
"Adult" McDonalds ad (next in series): Ronny nails Wendy
"Adultery Is Fun" By Gomez A. Round
"Adults are obsolete children." (Dr. Seuss)
"Adventure is found in unlikely places." Landfill
"Adventure is the champagne of life." -- Chesterson
"Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things." - Yoda
"Advertisments" - by Bill Board
"Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager!" -- Sam
"Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!"
"Aerosmith is God. There is none higher. Heh-heh. Heh-heh."
"Affection has no price." -- St. Jerome
"Affordable supercomputing" is almost an oxymoron. - eugene miya, NASA Ames Research Center
"Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" - Han Solo
"Afraid I'll make a stink?"-Ace Ventura
"African or European?" "Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I
"After a thousand years the darkness has come again!" - G'kar.
"After a trip with you, he may survive." -- Hawkeye to Mitchell
"After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same." - Rogue
"After all these years, I DID enjoy it." Kirk
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
"After all we've been through?" Seska to Chakotay
"After all you've seen, why can't you believe?" - Fox Mulder
"After all, it's only money." Zek
"After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it?" - Q
"After all, this *is* 1920." -- Kalas
"After all, unlike your god, we are civilized." - Dan Ceppa
"After all, we're big enough to take a FEW insults." Scott
"After all, who remembers the Armenians?" -Adolf Hitler
"After all, you're only 102." McCoy
"After dinner", he said, "Your modem or mine?"
"After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human." - Data
"After many years of wrestling with reality, I final won."
"After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it." -- Al
"After such knowledge, what forgiveness." -- Eliot
"After ten long years they left him out of the home..."
"After that you are free to go to hell in your own way." - Roland
"After that, I must have fallen asleep." Paris
"After that, Mama went to a hotel to lie down." Forrest Gump
"After that, shrimpin' was easy." Forrest Gump
"After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole."-Trapper
"After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" - S. Wright
"After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo
"After today, I am the hawk." - Roland
"After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!"
"After what I saw in the street today, I think I could kill." Isak
"After what happened today, I don't think I can wear that." - Sheridan
"After what you've been through, you deserve to sit for a while."
"Afterwards, the only ones looking happy were the lions." Methos
"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure." - HHGTTG
"Again and again it ends this way... upon the killing ground." - DT I
"Again with the phallic references!" -- Tom Servo
"Again, exactly like Earth." Spock
"Again, that anger! 'Seized my vessal'! 'Seized my vessal'!" -Q
"Again?!" - Rocky the flying squirrel
"Against the run of the mill" -RUSH
"Age before beauty" -- Duncan MacLeod
"Age before beauty, pearls before swine." -- Tom Servo
"Agent Mulder believes we are not alone." - Dana Scully
"Agh! It's a nightmare! I'm seeing *six* Warners!" -- Plotz
"Agonizer? Where did I put that doohickey?" -- Evil Crow
"Agreed. More like...love." Kirk
"Agressive stewardess recruiting." -- Tom Servo
"Ah blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur Keeng!"
"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more."
"Ah don't see no points on yoah eahs, boy..."--Admiral McCoy
"Ah ha. Lets see if I've got this straight." -- Blackadder
"Ah here we go...Fireball...wonderful spell." - Fizban
"Ah jeeez.... who writes this crap?" Julie/The Maxx
"Ah so, Mr. Suzuki." "You sure are!"
"Ah thank you, but this is not, I, ah hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah the joys of hacking... the agony of no sleep." -mrk
"Ah yes, poor friend. I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake." -- Kirk
"Ah yes, the Garden of Eden. Just outside Moscow." - Chekov
"Ah! A Herring Sandwich!" -- Robot in Mostly Harmless
"Ah! Ahhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Ah! Good... a fight!" -- Dr. Chennard
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! I have access." -- Data
"Ah! Now that's entertainment!" -- Vlad the Impaler
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah! A traditional old style Pagan wedding!"--Nate Bredfeldt
"Ah! Have I been called to testify?"--HoloDoc
"Ah! Humor in Uniform!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah! The Club Jobless!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah'm nae dirty!" -Pte MacAuslin.
"Ah, Camalot." "Actually it's just a modle." "Shhhh!"
"Ah, Eulle Gibbons in his element." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, Friend Klingon!" Cyrano Jones
"Ah, I know this one. He was trouble." - Londo
"Ah, I know this one." - Londo
"Ah, I see. Will you be requiring me to cut off an arm or a leg?"
"Ah, Kirstie... We thought we'd lost you." -- Pinhead
"Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho, Godspeed."
"Ah, Mr. Vulcan, come in, come in!" -- Neelix
"Ah, Mr. Woof." Lwaxana Troy
"Ah, Ponch and John are calling..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, Robotech, the show that gave me a fetish for green hair..."
"Ah, Robotech, the show that made me HATE girls who can't sing..."
"Ah, Seanette, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed."
"Ah, Swisher Sweets!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, an open mind. The essense of intelect." - Garek
"Ah, baby! You puss! Push the button, Frank." -- Dr. Forrester
"Ah, bustling city music!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, but the lad has such a sweet young body," the Baron said.
"Ah, come on guys...You're high...you're so high!"
"Ah, don't hop over the bodies. It's so glib." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, forget it, I'm done!" þ Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
"Ah, he had a little too much death ray..." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, he's the Vasectomy Kid!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, hee he he ha!" --Monty Python
"Ah, here we are - 'How to Raise the Dead'." - Bart Simpson
"Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizban
"Ah, it's like the first time you fall in love." - Scotty
"Ah, jam it, you crummy prole!" -- Joel Robinson
"Ah, just like that Jim" - Bones comes out of the closet
"Ah, let 'em crash." -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, men! Enjoying their manliness!" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works." * Riker
"Ah, now I can see through the window," said Tom stiltedly.
"Ah, she's blind! That explains the decorating!" -- Crow
"Ah, thank youbut this is notIah, hell!" - Ivanova
"Ah, the Pop-Up Karma Sutra, Zero-Gravity Edition! That's mine."
"Ah, the children of the night - what music they make." - Dracula
"Ah, the effect of jazz on youth..." -- Tom Servo
"Ah, the leg is on the other thigh now!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, the suffering. The sweet suffering." -- Pinhead
"Ah, the sweet smell of terror..." -- Orion the Hunter
"Ah, the sweet stinging kiss of hot lead." -- Apu Apeenapostlepetalon
"Ah, the traditional Yuletide cabbage!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here..."
"Ah, they're bluffing." Sheridan
"Ah, thirst quenching! Who needs therapy when you can suck souls?"
"Ah, to be old again!" said the young corpse. -S. Lec
"Ah, urinal cakes! My favorite!" -- Crow T. Robot
"Ah, war is heck!" -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, well, you'll get used to it."
"Ah, wheels! What doesn't this movie have?" -- Tom Servo
"Ah, wilderness." "Where's the TV?"
"Ah, yes! My lightly propped garage." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you know of me, then?" Garek to Dr. Bashir
"Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music and not the song."
"Ah, you shouldn't do that. Don't you know you'll mess the carpets?
"Ah, you're deep, Tony. Real deep." -- Mike Nelson
"Ah, you've come to help me find the Zero Room." -- The Doctor
"Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding." - Homer
"Ah, youth. Ah, statute of limitations." - John Waters, SHOCK VALUE
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word! Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah..."
"Ah-ha! They take me for the fool I am!" -Groo the Wanderer
"Ah-ha, so that's what you're supposed to look like in a tux."
"Ah-hah, that was why what?" - Mihoshi
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. I assume I have been activated to testify." -- Doc Zimmerman
"Ah. So you're a waffle man!" -- Talkie Toaster
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. Flying hell-beast. Seen it." -- Tom Servo
"Ah. That." Morden on the Icarus
"Ah. Ticket Master: The Early Years." -- Tom Servo
"Ah.. the pun *is* mightier than the swore..."
"Ah... A game!" - Data
"Ah... missed!" -- Gomez Addams
"Ah... so this isn't New Jersey." "No, you're on a spaceship."
"AhAll is well that ends well." --E.A. Poe "Oh Bother" --Pooh
"Aha! I think we just foiled someone!" -- Mike Nelson
"Aha, rules of the game, go on" - Quark
"Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze." -Memphis IHOP
"Ahead full, Mr. Pinky!" - Brain
"Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah!" - Holly
"Ahead groove factor 5" - Holly
"Ahead of them was darkness and death." - The Stand
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
"Ahead warp factor 6 and mind the black hole." *Thump!*
"Ahem Okay... Thank you, Mr. Spock." -- Tom Servo
"Ahem!" - Skraig the Red Dragon. "Oops!" -- Finieous Fingers
"Ahem," said the Dragon, killing the party.
"Ahem," said the lich threatningly.
"Ahem." Said the lich threateningly to the party.
"Ahh AHH*CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh I see an Evil Georgie Grin d;-)" - Quickling
"Ahh but we're talking literature not logic..." - Quickling
"Ahh! Don't ride the Wild Mouse! It's not saaaaaaaafe!"
"Ahh! No harm done." Picard
"Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs!" Joel on shrew
"Ahh! This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. THHHHP! Ahh! Still good!
"Ahh!! They're dogs!! and...they're playing POKER!!
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
"Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"Ahh... AHH... *CHOOOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!"
"Ahh... Ahh... *CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahh... Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python
"AhhAhh*CHOO!* I'm allergic to taglines!" - Sneezer
"Ahhh I see where you're going!!" - Geordi
"Ahhh! My GOOD friend Miiister Stra-CHIN-ski!"
"Ahhh, another bowl of chocolate frosted sugar bombs." - Calvin
"Ahhh. So you're a waffle man!" * Talkie Toaster
"Ahhh... A warriors tagline!" þ Worf
"Ahhh...flying hellbeast...seen it!"
"Ahhhh...Default. The two sweetest words in the English language."
"Ahhhhh, continuity's for wusses!"--[insert your favourite ITB here]
"Ahhhhhh, a simple problem for simple minds!" - Curly Joe
"Ahmissed!" - Gomez Addams
"Aieee! Sunlight! Turn it off! Turn it off!" -- Sheila Bungee
"Ain't I a stinker?" -- Bugs Bunny
"Ain't I great?" - Double J, Jeff Jarrett
"Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" -- Van Halen
"Ain't got no home..no place to roam..." - Clarence "Frogman" Henry
"Ain't it a shame when you got nuthin'" -- Frank Zappa
"Ain't no artist, I'm a businessman, no ideas of my own" - J. Biafra
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
"Ain't that a kick in the butt!" -- Al
"Ain't that right, new boy." B.C.
"Air Modo clear for landing." - Modo
"Air pressure! It's gotta be air pressure!" "Not this week!"
"Airbags suck!" Yeah... huh huh huh
"Airport movies are like watering holes of B Movie actors."
"Aivas, aivas, aivas.It doesn't sound like a real word."
"Akaar is dead. I am the Teer." Maab
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
"Ako bude bio smak sveta, odlozicemo kontrolni."
"Ako se nema sredstava, treba imati jaku zelju" No. 1
"Al! Quit uploading naughty GIFs into my hard drive." -- Ziggy
"Al's gonna sing a test song...it WAS a protest song..." --Mike Love
"Al, I Just Leaped Into a Tagline. What Does Ziggy Say?"
"Al, I felt the baby kick!" -- Sam Beckett
"Al, I need more money; what you need is a second job." -Peggy Bundy
"Al, looks like I've leapt into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?"
"Al, read *my* lips... I'm pregnant." -- Sam Beckett
"Al, what's all this hardware attached to me" - Sam of Borg "Ohhh Boy"
"Al... don't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Alan Alda revealed as Anti-Christ!" -- Joel Robinson
"Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards."
"Alas, I am dying beyond my means." (as he sipped champagne on his deathbed) - Oscar Wilde
"Alas, I am inconsolable!" said Tom uncomfortably.
"Alas, my world crumbles about me." - Lawrence Limburger
"Alas, poor Aardvark, I knew him well!"
"Alas, poor Yorick." "He's dead, Jim."
"Alas," lamented Pooh, "poor @FN@, I knew thee well..."
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Albatross!!!...it's a bird, isn't it? It's bloody seabird flavour..."
"Albatross? Albatross!" -- Albatross peddler, M.P.F.C.
"Albatross? What flavor is it?"
"Albatross? What flavor is it?" "It's bloody albatross flavor, mate!"
"Albert's path is a strange and difficult one." -- Agent Cooper
"Albert, let's talk about knuckles." -- Sheriff Truman
"Alchohol: The more you drink, the less you think." -Dinosaurs
"Alcmene" - Virgin Mother, Power of the Moon.
"Alcohol was just poison to him." - Hemingway, on F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think!" - Dinosaur TV ad
"Aldon't leave me..." "I won't, Sam."
"Ale. Romulan. Lots." - Kirk
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take Assimilated Races for $100." -Borg Jeopardy
"Alex, I'll take, 'Things Only I know' for $1000 please.
"Alexander Walcott and McGruff? He's all over the map."
"Alexander, beating on Worf's head: Not the mamma!"
"Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while?" Picard
"Alfred. Don't touch me. Aunt Harriet." -- Tom Servo
"Algol standards aren't the same without Niklaus," said Tom wirthlessly.
"Alia jacta est." -Julius Caesar
"Alia jacta est." (The die is cast.)
"Alice beckons"-Mark
"Alice in Wonderland" -Carroll
"Alien plot? What have you heard of an alien plot?"
"Aliens ate my Buick!"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?" - Animaniacs
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
"Aliens. Go fig." - Dot Warner
"Aliens. Go fig." -- Dot
"Alimony is just another word for rape." -- Betty Hapschatt
"Alive! My corn-fed Minnesota chicken is alive!" -- Dr. Forrester
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer, food critic.
"Alive" rated four stars by Jeffery Dahmer.
"All ? What kind of a name is All ?"
"All About Kissing" - by Miss L. Toe
"All Alone" - by Saul E. Terry
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
"All Brian, all the time." -- Crow T. Robot
"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth" - NHL Theme Song.
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- Kirk
"All I ask is a tall ship, and Morn to steer her."
"All I can say is `No. Bite me!'" -- Crow T. Robot
"All I did was pull the spark plug wire," Tom said shockingly.
"All I did was to spray paint: Cardies Go Home!" *Kira*
"All I envy is your chutzpah." -- Hawkeye to Winchester
"All I ever do is milk this damn cow", Tom uttered continuously.
"All I ever do is work," Tom droned.
"All I ever wanted was to have what other people have." -- Keogh
"All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks" - Weird Al
"All I gots is time...Got no meaning, just a rhyme..."
"All I have is two pair. Of queens." Amanda
"All I hear is Bret! Bret, Bret, Bret!"-Owen Hart, on "The Hart Bunch"
"All I know is I am not a Marxist." -- Marx
"All I know is I gotta help her, Mac" -- Richie Ryan
"All I know is normal is not what I think." - Fox Mulder
"All I know is that I am not a Marxist." -Karl Marx
"All I know is what I read in the taglines." - Me.
"All I know is what I see on the monitors."
"All I know is what the Rat told me." -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
"All I need is to find Grendel." EHMP
"All I really want is some patience."--Alanis Morissette
"All I said was, `That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!'
"All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mall
"All I want is 20,000 machine guns", said the dictator disarmingly.
"All I want is a cup of coffee!" -Mihoshi
"All I want is someone I can't resist." -Aerosmith & McFly :)
"All I want to do is save these people and then go home."- Frank Burns
"All I'm asking for is a little leap of faith." Zek
"All I'm interested in is justice." - Odo
"All Stop!...StarTrek's on!"
"All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape."
"All aboard!" -- Mikey
"All across the sky I'm wanted. Am I flattered? Yes I am!" -fan?
"All agents defect; all resistors sell out." - Clarke Nova
"All alone and trapped in time..."
"All alone in the night..."
"All along the minitower"
"All ancient Chinese artifacts should be burned," said Tom charmingly.
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
"All around my hat, I will wear the green willow."
"All art constantly aspires to the condition of music." -- Pater
"All battles are battles of the spirit." - Caine
"All blonde not blonde by cracky"
"All cats are *not* grey at night. Endless variety" - Heinlein
"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices"
"All comedians put your notebooks away." -- Mike Nelson
"All communications are...out." Uhura
"All constants are variables." - Murphy's Law of Mathematics
"All day and every day making tomorrow look like yesterday!" -Reg
"All decks, stand by! Shock waves!" Chekov
"All done, bye bye."
"All else is froo froo." - Ken Stuckas..
"All else shall perish before the power of SPRAGG, the Living Hill!"
"All empires are no more than power in trust." -- Dryden
"All existence is expression, especially in the Underworld."
"All fantasy should have a solid base in reality." - Sir Max Beerbohm
"All fighters, fire at will." - Ivanova
"All for love, and nothing for reward." -Edmund Spencer
"All general statements are false." -- The Ultimate Law
"All girls, all garters," indeed!
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good comes from Vaal." Akuta
"All good things must come to an end." * Q
"All good things succumb to those who wait." -- Razorclaw
"All good things to those who wait" - Hannibal Lecter
"All great discoveries are made by mistake." -- Young's Law
"All great men make mistakes." -- Churchill
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw
"All hail Excalibur, sword of kings!" - a comic book cover from a Wendy's kids meal
"All hail Schweitzer!" -- Freyja
"All hands on *ME*!"
"All hands, brace for impact!" Riker
"All human things are subject to decay."
"All humans are born free and equal in dignity and rights."
"All humans things are subject to decay."
"All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny" Twain
"All in a good cause" -- Kalas
"All in all it was all just bricks in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all you're just another brick in the wall" -Floyd
"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." -- Pink Floyd
"All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer." -- Kryten
"All in good time, Captain. All in good time." - Delenn
"All in good time, Major Kira, all in good time." Dukat
"All in life is a waking dream and in death is the final awakening."-Q
"All is vanity, and vexation of the spirit." -- Ecclesiastes 1:14
"All kings are mostly rapscallions." -- Twain
"All life on Earth originated in the pond of GOO..." - Q
"All life on the planet is being destroyed, sir." Dat