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P &gt;&gt;smack&lt;&lt;)
P O P P I E S ! ! ! POPPIES! Poppies
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
P is for Picard, who giveth all the orders
P l e a s e Mr. Data - no more jokes!
P! U!...Who stepped in a pile of lawyer?
P$*!: Punch Obscenity
P&G. Touching lives, imrpoving life.
P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm
P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm
P)eace L)ove U)nity R)espect
P)rotocal change
P,S...the new hot keys to view participants and subjects in Xpress!
P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-) from someone getting fresh
P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed!
P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty!
P. A. R. T. - Y? Because I gotta!
P. Funk of Borg: Assimilatin' Just For the Funk of It.
P. Funk of Borg: Assimilatin' You in Your Ear hole
P. Funk of Borg: Somethin' about the music is irrelevant
P.B. don't mean Paranoid Baker
P.B. don't mean Penguin Blackbelt
P.B. don't mean Pig Basketball
P.B. don't mean Polynesian Bobsled
P.B. don't mean Pottsdown Barbarian
P.B. don't mean Propeller Beanie
P.B. don't mean Purple Bananas
P.E.T.A. - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
P.I.T.A.
P.I.T.A.-(P)ain (I)n (T)he &lt;oh well, you get it&gt;.
P.L.O.K.T.A.: Pound Lots Of Keys To Abort
P.M. ROGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired.
P.O. Box 666: Mailing address of the Beast
P.O.A. - Plain 'Ol Arithmetic.
P.PIG - Th-th-th-th-th- That's All Folks
P.S. #3 will NEVER win Daytona 500
P.S. (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT) (BOOT)
P.S. Hope you like the pinking shears. -- TV's Frank
P.S. Say hi to Alyce for me
P.S. YES, obviously I'm STILL alive
P.S. Your fly is open
P.S. Hope you like the pinking shears - Gypsy reads
P.S. I don't know where saturn is either. - Steve Munk
P.S. Life is like a box o'chocolates you never know what you're gonna
P.S. Look for some Snail Mail soon!
P.S. We also walk dogs.
P.S.666 - school of the beast
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, aOGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and I - No evil Shahs live on
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and I believe it!
P.T. Barnum said it, Jerry Falwell proves it, and Ior the Funk of It
P.T. Barnum should have been in the comic business.
P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve!
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
P/-\ul
P004593 Entered at [CRS]
P120 + WINdoze 95 = Maserati with the parking brake on.
P133 mit 180MHz, PC-Config: value out of range
P2/300, 128Mb 10ns RAM, 100Gb 1ms HD. Can Windows beat a DOS 8088?
P5-133, 108 MB RAM, 9 G drive: Just an entry-level Win-95 machine.
P6 + Windows 95 - A speedboat with no water.
P6 + Windoze 95 - a speedboat bogged in mud
P: Worf, fire at will! Riker: ARGH!
PA Dutch Turn Signal-Dented Front Fender.
PA: Punch in ASCII
PAC committees: Political Action Committees commitees.
PACIFIC NORTHWEST hackers do it with n loggin' sorts.
PACIFISTS do it non-violently.
PADRES preach it.
PAF the Magic Wagon -- a carriage to the past
PAF the magic Dragon ........ a carriage to the past.
PAG Psychoanalytical Grin
PAGAN REDNECK: "Damn Straight" replaces "Blessed Be"
PAGAN REDNECK: Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'"
PAGAN REDNECK: Fun is throwing shotgun shells in the fire
PAGAN REDNECK: Their Goddess poster says "Miss September"
PAGAN REDNECK: Uses gasoline to start the Beltane fire
PAGAN REDNECK: Your Goddess poster says "Miss September"
PAGAN REDNECK: Your ritual wine comes from a still.
PAGANS Are NOT Evil, Just Different!
PAGANS do it naturally.
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
PAIN - n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink ballet slippers.
PAIN: "Transfer completed (1 CPS)..."
PAIN: Nature's way of reminding you who's in charge!
PAINTERS do it out in the field with brightly colored sticky substances.
PAINTERS do it with longer strokes
PAINTERS have longer strokes.
PAJAMAS clothing newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire
PAL: - Pay All The Luxury
PAL: - Pictures At Last!
PAL: Pack And Leave
PALADIN 4 HIRE:Dragons Rescued...Maidens Slain...errrr
PALADINS do it good or not at all
PALADINS don't do it
PALINDROME TAGLINE ENILGAT EMORDNILAP ...
PALINDROME spelled backwards is EMORDNILAP.
PANDA MATING FAILS VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unZip this file!
PANIC! write_sb():cannotacvts3superb() yet
PANIC! write_sb():cannotacvts3superb() yet
PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment o
PANTHER *Freeware* Communications Software! PANTHER2.ZIP!
PANTIES: Next to the best thing in the world!
PANTOMIMISTS do it silently
PAPARAZZI do it to the rich and famous.
PAPER CLIP(n): larval stage of coat hanger.
PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY! PAR-TY
PARABLE: Two male bovines.
PARADOX --- Two obstetricians
PARADOX = 2 PhD's PARADISE = 1 PhD + 1 JOB
PARADOX---Two obstetricians.
PARAMEDICS HELP DOG BITE VICTIM.
PARAMEDICS can revive anything.
PARANOIA - Hearing Satanic messages in your modem's 'connect noises'
PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality.
PARANOID: Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computers
PARATROOPER: A drop out
PARATROOPERS do it by vertical insertion.
PARATROOPERS only two things fall from the sky : bird sh*t and idiots
PARDON ME, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY! -- Carlin
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
PARENT: Don't you understand English? HONEST CHILD: No, not fully!
PARENTHOOD: Feeding the hand that bites you.
PARENTS: A teenager's burden in life
PARITY: n. Have a ball: Let's parity!
PARKING METER: Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr
PARKINSON'S LAW OF DELAY: Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR: Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PAROLE: conditional release to prove the inadequacy of the sentence.
PARTICLE PHYSICISTS do it energetically
PARTICLE PHYSICISTS to it with *charm*.
PAS: Print And Smear
PASCAL - (P)rogrammers (A)ssurance-to (S)tupid (C)ode (A)nd (L)oonecy
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS REPEAT it.
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS do it for an educational experience.
PASCAL PROGRAMMERS do it with indentations.
PASCAL USERS do it with run time support.
PASCAL is a French sex position involving cheese.
PASCAL is not dead, it just smells that way.
PASCAL is the best of best!
PASCAL is to Programming what Asemmbler is to Windows NT.
PASCAL programmers DO IT from the top down
PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.
PASCAL programmers are better structured.
PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
PASCAL users DO IT with run time support
PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
PASS: Tagline Inspector #13
PASSIO Musicians do it with rhythm.
PASSION PIT: Stud dog.
PASTORS do it with SPIRIT.
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps!
PATH =: "Build a building and more fun!"
PATH C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\LOAD;C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
PATH= Look around hard drive, then check top drawer, or maybe the box.
PATH=C:\;C:\DOS;C:\UTIL;C:\WISCONSIN;
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\DAD\DEL\WIN
PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\USE\OS2
PATH=C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
PATH=C:\HELP\NEEDHELP\MOREHELP\SENDHELP\OH_NO\WHOOPs!
PATH=C:\LESS\TRAVELED
PATH=C:\WICCA;C:\NEOPAGAN;C:\DICORDN;C:\MYSTIC;D:\LE_ENGLE
PATH=C:\WIN\HELP\MOREHELP\OH_NO\ARRRGGGH\KILL\DIE_WIN\;
PATH=Curiouser and Curiouser!
PATH=Desk;Drawer;Shelf;Closet;BoxUnderBed;Garage;Trashcan
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/CAN/ON/SUDBURY/MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/USA//MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWAY/SOL_SYS/TERRA/USA/VA/NORFOLK/MY_HOUSE/COMPUTER_DESK
PATH=UNIV/MILKYWY/SOLSYS/TERRA/USA/NJ/MATAWAN/MYHOUSE/COMPUTERDESK.
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/B-C/VICTORIA
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/ONTARIO/MUSKOKA/BRACEBRIDGE
PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/ONTARIO/WINDSOR
PATH=allthosedirectories.
PATH=c:\to\shining\;c:\;
PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder
PATH=look around hard drive;then check top drawer;or maybe the box on
PATHOLOGISTS do it with corpses
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE! BE PATIENT DARNIT.
PATIENCE is something you greatly admire in the driver behind you, but NOT in the one ahead of you
PATIENCE, A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
PATIENT SAVED FROM DOOM ADDICTION BY PLAYING TETRIS - details inside
PATIENTS do it in bed, sometimes with great pain
PATRICK HENRY - Wishes Granted
PATRIOT CLASS LIGHT CARRIER: small but efficient
PATROL CAR BUMPERSTICKER: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait.
PAUD: PAUse Dramatically
PAUL RUBIN - Rest In Pee's
PAUL SIMON - Hello Darkness, my old friend.
PAVLOV did it with drooling dogs.
PAWSH: on a Porsche.
PAZ: Pack Alpha Zone
PAZ: Pack Alpha and drop Zones
PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay!
PAdolescence begins when kids stop asking questions b/c they know all the answers.
PBC: Pretensious Black Clothing
PBC: Pretensious Black Clothing
PBC: Print and Break Chain
PBD: Print and Break Drum
PBF: Pay Bus Fare
PBL: Pack Bags and Leave
PBM: Pop Bubble Memory
PBP authentication: This is me
PBPBPBP: Place Backup in Plain Brown Paper Bag Please
PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.
PBS Virus: Your computer stops every five minutes to ask for money
PBS is pretty cool. - Butt-Head
PBS is pretty cool. huh huh huh
PBS: TV for the humor impaired.
PBS: Shareware TV
PBS: Shareware TV! To register, please send a check or money order
PBS: Shareware TV.
PBS: TV for the humor impaired.
PBST: Play Batch mode Star Trek
PBT: Prune Binary Tree
PC & recipes under final tests.
PC & taglines under final tests.
PC (and taglines) are on the "bench."
PC - A politically correct computer.
PC 1st Amendment: "Free speech for me but not for thee."
PC AD&D: Chaotic Evil characters are now moral relativists
PC Board Repairman - by Solder Medic
PC GP30 hits bus load of smurfs...Conrail Blue is born!
PC Mapera chaiWIw itrwheels!loT
PC Math: Game - Fun = Simulation
PC Multitasking: Have a beer and fart while downloading
PC PLOD HIDES HIS HELMET
PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
PC RAID - Kills program bugs dead!
PC RAID -- Kills program bugs, DEAD!
PC SPEAK&gt; Boring: Differently interesting.
PC SPEAK&gt; Dead: Terminally inconvenienced.
PC SPEAK&gt; Deaf: Aurally inconvenienced
PC SPEAK&gt; Sloppy: Specially organized
PC SPEAK&gt; Stolen: previously owned
PC Term: Gesturing charged sports [ Hockey, Football ]
PC Term: bovine control officers [ Dallas Cowboys ]
PC Tools: A pipe wrench and a jack hammer.
PC Upgrade definition: Take the OLD bugs out, Put new ones in
PC and recipes are under repair.
PC and taglines are under repair.
PC doesn't work.
PC fairy tale: Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Men
PC for sale, am switching to gas heat. ... But teacher! My
PC memo - henceforth broadjumping will be referred to as womynjumping.
PC on fire press ESC!
PC prices Ч Wait a few weeks and you'll be amazed again
PC software policy: Compiled; first screen came up; ship it!!!
PC stands for Perpetually Constipated.
PC term for Creationist: Evidentially Challenged
PC term for Necrophilia: Post-terminal intimacy
PC terms for FRPs: NPC = person of limited destiny
PC to Bad DM #1: "Tinker gnomes have invented uzis?"
PC to Bad DM #2: "Nukes haven't been invented yet!"
PC to Bad DM #3: "We've already killed him three times!"
PC to Bad DM #4: "How many HPs does that orc have?"
PC to Bad DM #5: "So where *ARE* our weapons?"
PC to Bad DM #6: "How much strength does that kobold have, anyway?"
PC to Bad DM #7: "How many 30th level wizards are in this village?"
PC to Bad DM #8: "Just how much damage did that inch-high orc do?"
PC to Bad DM #9: "What do you mean the devil ate my soul?
PC version of dead: Metobolicaly challenged.
PC! Politically Correct (or) Pure Crap!
PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry.
PC's have RAM & ROM, I've got VSM - Very Selective Memory
PC's w/[4]DOS адададад, w/WINDOWS дддддддд
PC, not in your hand. ... SLOGAN FOR PENTIUM: 3.14141414
PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
PC. That's Petty Crybaby. Right?
PC.. Just say NO!!!
PC: "I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragonuhI run..."
PC: "I mount my horse." DM: "It doesn't want to have sex."
PC: Primitive Calculator.
PC: Pseudo-Computer.
PC: "I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon...uh...I run..."
PC: "I have a 21 Physical Endurance! I don't *need* sleep!"
PC: "Is it too late to change my character sheet?"
PC: "Luckily, all ley lines lead to Lazlo..."
PC: "Natural 20!" DM: "You miss." PC: "Uh-oh...."
PC: "What do you mean I hit with negative damage?"
PC: I didn't hit the pit floor? DM: Nope, the spikes broke your fall.
PC: I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon...uh...I run...
PC: I mount my horse.
PC: I point da wand at da dragon. DM: You die. PC: WHAT? DM: Wrong end.
PC: If you believe in a flat Earth, then this is the computer for you
PC: Personal Confuser
PC: Piece 'a Chit
PC: Programmable Canker
PC: not blind,not visually impaired... but - OUTTA SIGHT!
PC: the refuge of the cognitively challenged.
PC:I open the door. DM:Umm..are you SURE? &lt;evil grin&gt; PC:Uh, no.
PC:I point da wand at da dragon. DM:You die. PC:WHAT? DM:Wrong end.
PCB's are bad for the environment, call a Wildcat! TODAY!
PCB: Pause for Coffee Break
PCBOARD!? &^%#%$#* those guys! - Jim Harrer 4/25/93
PCBackup 1 of 1362 disks.
PCBackup: Insert disk 1 of 1362 disks!
PCBoard 14.5A/E3 the best (until PCBoard 15.0/E3)
PCBoard ratio headaches? Doctors recommend PCBFRE!
PCBored - the EDLIN of BBS software
PCBored was God's second mistake
PCBored? Call a TriBBS BBS tonight!
PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
PCD&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU
PCD: PunCh Disk
PCDOS 6.3 & OS/2 - Make your system Microsoft Free in '94 Y'know...
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
PCI: Pleat Cards Immediate
PCMCI:People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industries Acronyms
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA-PeopleCannotMemorizeComputerIndustryAcronyms.
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCR: Print and Cut Ribbon
PCRelay:GODFTHR -&gt; #63 RelayNet (tm)
PCRelay:IBMNET -&gt; #5 RelayNet (tm)
PCRelay:LOONEY -&gt; #1671 RelayNet (tm)
PCS: Push to Centre of Stack
PCTOOLS7 - So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
PCUGR = Politically Correct Users Group of the Redwoods
PCZ port 4 speed 2400 rz nyuk nyuk nyah nyah
PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
PCs arn't stupid, they're just intellectually denied
PCs...The preffered food of dragon's everywhere.
PD&gt; HEINLEIN.BW Robert A. Heinlein Quotes
PD: Play Dead
PD: Punch Disk
PDA = Public Display of Affection
PDH: Page to Disk for the Hell of it
PDLD: Power Down and Lock Door [to computer room]
PDSK: Punch DiSK
PEACE
PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY - THAT'LL DO NICELY
PEACE in America, NOT America in Pieces.
PEACE, LOVE AND MOVIE RIGHTS
PEACE: Panic Exits As Christ Enters!
PEACE: The Universal Greeting Word for The Asiatic World!
PEACEMAKER: COLT.45
PEACEMAKER: GLOCK .40
PEACEMAKER: S&W .357
PEACENIKS! Just try to demonstrate in a dictatorship!
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
PEACOCK(n): Chicken in bloom
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBCAK: Problem exists between chair and keyboard.
PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PED 'X'ING: 100 POINTS IF THEY BOUNCE, 500 IF THEY BOUNCE TWICE
PEDERAST............................What a statue sits on
PEDERAST..What a statue sits on
PEDIATRICIANS do it with children.
PEDICURE: Bicycle repair
PEDIDDEL - A car with only one working headlight.
PEDOPHILE......................Someone who collects pedos
PEDOPHILE..Someone who collects pedos
PEDOPHILES do it on their knees.
PEE WEE's CLEANERS: Drop your pants and Jacket off here.
PEED v1.4 /TLX
PEER'S LAW - The solution to a problem changes the problem.
PEG Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT
PEHC: Punch Extra Holes in Cards
PEI doesn't share a border with the US, or with anyone for that matter
PEI: You can walk across the province in half an hour.
PELVIC EXAM - one test you can't cheat on.
PELVIS: cousin of Elvis
PEN**.SYS not found, loading DIL**.COM &lt;sorry&gt;
PENALTY! (R)eset button pushed: Contents of memory erased!
PENGUIN LUST! ...Nothing but urges from Hell!! - Fundamentally Oral
PENGUINICITY!!
PENIS.SYS not found, loading DILDO.COM &lt;sorry&gt;
PENTAGON PRESS RELEASE: COLONEL O'TRUTH AND LOTTA LIES(l)
PENTIUM - Can you count to 5??
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PENTIUM SLOGAN 7.9414610: Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 0.998 The Errata Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 1.9517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 2.919 Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 3.998245917 Division Considered Harmful.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 4.9021 We Fixed It, Really.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 5.9835 Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 6.9831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 7.9414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: 9.973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: Division Considered Harmful.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's Close Enough, We Say So.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: The Errata Inside.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: We Fixed It, Really.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
PENTIUM SLOGAN: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
PENTIUM SLOGAN: You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
PENTIUM quote #1.9999823221 We're looking for a few good flaws.
PENTIUM quote #2.9998453123 Why do you think they call it "Floating
PENTIUM quote #4.9998232132 We Fixed it, Really!
PENTIUM quote #5.9998122332 Redefining the PC
PENTIUM: A bad random number generator
PENTIUM: Chip off the old blockhead.
PENTIUM: Processor Eventually Needs To Imitate Unusable Machine
PENTIUM: Produce Errant Number Thru Incorrect Use of Math
PEOPLE ALWAYS remember the last mistake that you made
PEOPLE ALWAYS remember the last mistake that you made. дEdsil Murphy
PEOPLE DON'T MAKE YOU ANGRY, YOU MAKE YOURESELF ANGRY
PEOPLE I CAN DO WITHOUT: Guys in their 50's named "Skip". -Carlin
PEOPLE OF STATURE: People who don't need status.
PEOPLE are more fun than Anybody!
PEP: Print on Edge of Paper
PEPARED CHILDBIRTH - A contradiction in terms.
PEPSI - Please Expect Plastic Syringes Inside.
PERCUSSIONISTS beat off.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic
PERES de Cuellar meets EEC TROICA.
PERFECT PAUL & HIS MAGNETIC SPLEEN - Tom's super hero
PERFECTION IS NOT REQUIRED. FUN IS.
PERFECTIONISTS do it better.
PERFORMANCE PRACTISE: Sex education
PERFORMANCE PROVEN: will operate through warranty period
PERIPHERAL = Essential device which does not come with price of computer
PEROT for PRIME MINISTER PEROT for PRIME MINISTER!
PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) (n): Greek goddess of bills
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
PERSONAL.MSG not found- Initiate Whine/Pout Routine?
PERSONALITY: What @TOFIRST@ uses for birth control
PERVERTED HACKERS do it with POPs.
PESSIMISTS can't do it.
PESSIMISTS do it with a sigh
PESSIMISTS do think they'll enjoy it.
PETA - (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
PETA is willing to let a human die to save a rabbit.- T.Rosta,LIFEbeat
PETA, n. - Extreme fringe group: "People Eating Tasty Animals"
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals...
PETA: People for the Elimination of Tame Animals
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
PETA: People Exterminating Tame Animals
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals!
PETB charges SFBC with Book Clubbing, plans protest.
PETE ROSE - Arrestin' Pete
PETER GRAVES - Remission: Impossible
PETER JENNINGS - Anchor's Away
PETTY CASH...What Tom Petty Carries In His Wallet
PFD: Punt on Fourth Down
PFE: Print Floating Eye
PFLAG refers to Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays.
PFM Pure [Flipping] Magic
PFM Pure F***ing Magic
PFM: Pray For Miracle
PFML: Print Four Million Lines
PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl, X = Everybody gets girl
PG: Print Garbage
PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 Guns, X=Extra Guns
PGP + NSA + Disinformation = Hey, this is too hard for us to crack!
PGP ENCRYPTION: They can't censor what they can't read
PGP Key Fingerprint: 1C 8D EF 9B 5E 51 75 EE BA 69 F2 BE 05 A7 AF 49
PGP Public Key per frequest "PGP"
PGP: Encryption used by the masses, to thwart the asses.
PGPBlue and Bluewave could end up like Ozzie/Harriet, George/Gracie!
PH&gt; taglines.
PHALLUS...........Where the Queen lives, as in Buckingham
PHARMACISTS do it with drugs.
PHARMACISTS do it with side effects
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it by prescription.
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it via the oral route.
PHARMACOLOGISTS do it with affinity
PHBBTT! Supreme Court. What have THEY done for us, lately? - Bart
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS. . . itty-bitty tagline space.
PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER...itibitylivingspace
PHERIPHERAL DRIVER : The drunk who thinks the footpath is highway one.
PHHHHHHHRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! &lt;- Heard while stealing a tagline
PHILOSOPHERS do it for pure reasons.
PHILOSOPHERS do it in their minds
PHILOSOPHERS go deep.
PHILOSOPHERS think about doing it
PHILOSOPHERS think they do it
PHILOSOPHERS wonder why they did it
PHILOSOPHY(n): a tagline longer than 57 characters
PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
PHILOSOPHY: A path from nowhere to nothing
PHILOSOPHY: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
PHM BID: 3/128, 4/128 PHZ BID: 11/128, 12/128 SCV BID: 25, 8 1/4
PHO: Pull Hair Out
PHOBIA(n): what you have left in a 6-pack,after U drink 2
PHOBIA; What's left after drinking two of a six-pack
PHONE BILL: Something your spouse sees before you do
PHONE FACE - Crow's super hero
PHONE OPERATORS let their fingers do the walking.
PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
PHOTOGRAPHER: A flash guy
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it at 68 degrees or not at all.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in a flash.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in synch.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the DARK!
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it in the dark
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it while exposing
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with "Enlargers"
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.
PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a zoom.
PHOTOMETER: Device to prevent *anyone* looking through your telescope.
PHOTOTHERAPISTS do it with the lights on.
PHP: Put Hackers into Privileged mode
PHYSICAL INTERFACE = Now then!
PHYSICAL THERAPISTS do it until it hurts.
PHYSICAL THERAPISTS work your muscles.
PHYSICIAN VIRUS-Boots PC, Bills Medicare $45,000.00
PHYSICIST: A man who makes lemonade
PHYSICISTS do it a quantum at a time
PHYSICISTS do it at the Speed of Light.
PHYSICISTS do it at two places in the universe at one time
PHYSICISTS do it attractively
PHYSICISTS do it energetically
PHYSICISTS do it in black holes.
PHYSICISTS do it in waves
PHYSICISTS do it like Einstein.
PHYSICISTS do it magnetically
PHYSICISTS do it on accelerated frames.
PHYSICISTS do it particularly
PHYSICISTS do it repulsively.
PHYSICISTS do it strangely
PHYSICISTS do it with Charm
PHYSICISTS do it with Tensors
PHYSICISTS do it with black bodies
PHYSICISTS do it with frequency until it Hertz.
PHYSICISTS do it with large expensive machinery
PHYSICISTS do it with rigid bodies
PHYSICISTS do it with the help of an absolute Bohr.
PHYSICISTS do it with their vectors
PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion
PHYSICISTS get a big bang.
PHYSICS MAJORS do it at the speed of light
PI seconds is a nanocentury
PI seconds is a nanocentury. - Tom Duff, Bell Labs
PI-TY?" THERE IS NO SUCH WORD IN OUR VO-CAB-U-LARY!
PI: Punch Invalid
PIA: - Please Inform Allah
PIANO PLAYERS have faster fingers
PIANO STUDENTS learn on their teachers' instruments.
PIANO TUNERS do it twice a year.
PIBM: Pretend to be an IBM
PIC: Permute Instruction Codes
PIC: Print Illegible Characters
PIC: Print Invalid Character
PIC: Punch Invalid Character
PICARD does with by command. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
PICARD/RIKER '96. MAKE IT SO!
PICARD: I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair
PICARD: "FIRE AT WILL!" RIKER: "What a minute, I can explaAUURRGH!"
PICARD: I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair...
PICARD: Worf, get that apple out of your mouth!
PICASSO would have done it with square balls.
PICK-UP LINE: I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.
PICK-UP LINE: I would kill or die to make love to you.
PICK-UP LINE: Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
PICK-UP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today!
PICKERING: Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE: Can't afford them, Governor. (George Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion, )
PICKUP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today!
PICKUP a copy of RECORD at a BBS near you today! - Blue Wave/QWK
PID: GED386 B1016 1615US1
PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
PIGS have [P]ride, [I]ntegrity, and [G]uts!
PIGS: what Clinton calls military..what ex housekeeper calls Clintons
PILFERING: Theft by the employee
PILOTS do it higher.
PILOTS do it in the cockpit
PILOTS do it on the wing.
PILOTS do it to get high
PILOTS do it with flare
PILOTS keep it up longer.
PILOTS stay up longer.
PIMP: a fornicaterer.
PINBALL : Where the safest place is behind a flipper
PING-PONG = Game to play while engineer fixes corrupted HD!
PING-PONG PLAYERS always smash balls.
PING-PONG PLAYERS do it with paddles.
PINING FOR THE FJORDS? What kind of rubbish is THAT?
PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PIPE FITTERS do it snugly.
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
PIRATE: What your enemies call your best friend.
PIRATES do it with attitude ;)
PIRATES do it with stumps.
PISS ON IT...It needed to be watered anyhow!!
PITA Pain in the a-- (ASCII?)
PITA...................Pain in the a--
PITA; Pain In The A$$
PITCHERS.BAT found. Delete DH.SYS (Y,y)?
PITY(n):sugarcoating ignorant put on PREJUDICE 2feel better about it--P.Thetford
PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
PITY:sugarcoating the ignorant put on PREJUDICE2feel better about it--P.Thetford
PIZZA DELIVERY BOYS come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
PIZZA!!
PIZZA: Nature's perfect food.
PK2.04 Chaos - On the next Geraldo!
PKLite Beer?
PKLite compresses OLXTD.EXE by 45%!
PKUNBTN LEVI.501 successful. Start PKSUK? (Y/n)
PKUNBUTN LEVI.501 Succesful. Start PKLIK [Y/n]?
PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP... Exploding ECONOMY.USA
PKUNZIP CLINTON.ZIP..PKUNZIP(E11) File structure corrupt! Use PKZipFix
PKUNZIP Levi.501 Successful! Start PKLICK (Y/N)
PKUNZIP WOMAN.ZIP *SLAP!*
PKUNZIP complete. Begin PKBLOW? (Y/n)
PKUNZIP complete. Begin PKSUCKC.OCK (Y/n)
PKUNZIP finished...PKBLOWJOB now commencing.
PKUNZIP? What, is my fly down?
PKUnzip successful. Begin PKSuck? &lt;Y/N&gt;
PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm)
PKZIP 2.04c is a virus!! It spreads, nd cmpreses n cprss
PKZIP 2.04c: Format another (Y/N)?
PKZIP HOMOSAPIENS *.*
PKZIP HUMANS *.* Computer age population control
PKZIP OLDKITBAG.ZIP C:\TROUBLES\*.*
PKZIP PEASANT.EXE "Help, help! I'm being compressed!"
PKZIP oldkitbag C:\TROUBLES.*
PKZIP: Comprssn ARJ: Cmprssn PKZIP 2.0h: Cm@!"$#*n
PKZip - it's not just for downloads anymore
PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
PKZip: Comprssn ARJ: Comprsn PKZip 2.04: C*p╔&!n
PKunZIP V56.7 FAST! Exploding Universe-&gt;&gt;CRC-Л error!
PKunzip complete, now starting PKBLOW!
PL/1, "the fatal disease", belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. -- E. W. Dijkstra
PLAMF (Parry Like A Mad Fool)
PLANE.COM crashing; (A)bort (R)etry (K)iss your ASCII goodbye
PLANET DESTRUCT MODE (S) Start (S) Stop (S) Abort... 8-(
PLASMA PHYSICISTS do it with everything stripped off
PLASTERERS to it hard.
PLASTIQUE (Cobol) activates Jan 1 - Sep 21
PLASTIQUE activates Sep 20 - Dec 31
PLATH, BROWNING, MILTON, KEATS and SANDBURG - Poets Society
PLAY BALL!: The last two words of the National Anthem!
PLAY BALL: Last 2 words of the national anthem.
PLAYBOY..one who shortens the day by lengthening his night.
PLAYERS do it in a team.
PLEASE DISENGAGE OPERATOR, CEREBRAL MELT DOWN
PLEASE LEAVE TAGLINES BLANK AT ALL TIMES!
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THERE IS ANY FURTHER TROUBLE I CAN GIVE YOU
PLEASE LOG OFF!.... NOW ! ! !
PLEASE PERSONALISE YOUR TAGLINES...OR I'LL DIE OF BOREDOM
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!
PLEASE STAND-BY: SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS(TAKING A LEAK)
PLEASE STAND-BY: SYSTEM PAUSING TO EMPTY TAGLINE BUFFER
PLEASE STANDBY: OUR COMPUTER SYSTEM IS PAUSED TO EMPTY TAGLINE BUFFER.
PLEASE STOP READING THIS MESSAGE NOW.
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
PLEASE Wear a helmet, my wife is out driving somewhere!!!
PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!
PLEASE don't call me Thunderball.--Riker
PLEASE don't let me fall apart, pleaded Tom gloomily
PLEASE don't pickup the puCe+++++++++++NO CARRIER
PLEASE nitify the pussy patrol ASAP.
PLEASE reset your equipment for a MAXIMUM of 100-110 lines. (Remember,
PLEASE tell your aardvark that I'm NOT an anthill!
PLEASE tell your cat that I'm NOT a tree!
PLEASE try to hit the water instead of the rim!!!
PLEASE! I am no more than what I seem to be...... - Garak
PLEASE! I have already told you MORE than I know!
PLEASE!!! Abolish Mornings!!!!
PLEASE!!!! No messages in taglines!!!!!
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who Nicole Schwab is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who @TO@ is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who Lance Lovett is?
PLEASE, a little respect! Don't you know who Orville Bullitt is?
PLEASE, don't Phul around in the echoes
PLEASE, don't talk to me about Yamok sauce!! - Quark
PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.
PLEASE.....help yourself! - Quark
PLEASE...don't remind me!
PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection.
PLEBISCITE(n):vote 2 validate will of unknown sovereign.
PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
PLEEEASE, just a quick, little peak, she said, slyly
PLEEEEEEZE, don't banish me to Chit-Chat!
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOKTA: Pound Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOP! That tingled my bottom! - F!
PLOP! That tingled my bottom! - Freakazoid
PLSC: Perform Light Show on Console
PLUG IT IN!!!
PLUG-AND-PLAY: A new hire who doesn't need any training
PLUGH ..... nothing happens
PLUMBERS do it under the sink.
PLUMBERS do it with plumber's friends
PLUMPER THERAPY!
PLUS PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit.
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PM&gt; Does anyone have any type of dog taglines?
PM. Ed Meese Virus: Automatically deletes graphic files suspected of
PMDBM - If it can be simplified, it will be!!
PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers
PMETC Pardon Me, ETC.
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PMJI :Pardon me for jumping in
PMJI-Pardon My Jumping In
PMS - Learning when to keep your mouth shut
PMS - Periodic Monster Syndrome.
PMS - Pooped Mommy Syndrome
PMS - Pretty Miserable Spouse ?
PMS ... Punish My Spouse
PMS = (:D &gt;:-( (:D &gt;:-( (:D &gt;:-( (:D &gt;:-( (:D &gt;:-(
PMS ? better Pack My Suitcase :-)
PMS Barbie and chocolate bringing Ken! What every girl wants for Cmas!
PMS Punish My Spouse.
PMS and yeast infection - ultimate whine and cheese party
PMS as PM does
PMS envy - man's need for a good reason to be grouchy
PMS is a vicious cycle!
PMS means SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP!!!
PMS(n):the pre-period time when women behave like men do all the time
PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome.
PMS...Petty Male Syndrom.
PMS: Isn't that a Time Zone?
PMS: Periodic Monster Syndrome.
PMS: Permanent Mean Streak
PMS: Perverted Mental State.
PMS: Please Move Sir. *Wham!* Not fast enough!
PMS: Pooped Mommy Syndrome.
PMS: Pre Monster Syndrome - Crow
PMS: Presentation Manager Syndrome
PMS: Pretty Mean Streak.
PMS: Punish My Spouse.
PMS: Punish the Male Species
PMS: Punishing My Sibling
PMS: Punishing My Spouse
PMS: That's Pacific Mountain Standard time, isn't it?
PMS: There's no such thing. It's just tight shoes
PMS: When women act like men do all the time!
PMS= Punish my spouse
PMS? Isn't that a time zone?
PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why? - Hoosier Red.
PMS] P]lease M]ove S]ir *Wham!* Not fast enough!
PMT: Punch Magnetic Tape
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives
PMYMHMMFSWGAD-Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me
PNG: Pass Noxious Gas
PNIH: Place Needle In Haystack
PNRP: Print Nasty Replies to Programmer
PNS Pretty Neat Stuff
PO = Post Office. PO = Pissed Off. Coincidence?
PO: Punch Operator
POCK, he's that guy from Tar Trek! 8^)
POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience.
POCL: Punch Out Console Lights
PODIATRISTS do it with someone else's feet
PODS? Pagans On Dustbusters?
POEM activates Dec 21st
POETS Party: "Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday"
POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday. д Monty Python
POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday.
POG: Print Only Greek
POI: Power Off Intermittently
POISE: the ability to face the quillotine without losing your head
POISON? That's such a Nasty word! We prefer "Life Signs Inhibiter."
POKE brain,10gr
POKER - The game of the GODS!
POKER FACE: A face that's launched a thousand chips
POKER PLAYERS do it with a full house.
POKER PLAYERS do it with their own hand.
POLAROID does it in one step.
POLAROID does it in seconds
POLE VAULTERS do it with long flexible instruments.
POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
POLICE TAG LINE - DO NOT CROSS - POLICE TAG LINE - DO NOT
POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*
POLICE TAGLINE. DO NOT CROSS. NO VIDEO CAMERAS, PLEASE.
POLICE TAGLINEDO NOT CROSSPOLICE TAGLINE
POLICE TAGLINEDO NOT CROSSPOLICE TAGLINE{ 1 fish, { 2 fish, { red fish, { blue
POLICE TOILET STOLEN!...Officers have nothing to go on!
POLICE-TAGLINE--DO-NOT-CROSS--POLICE-TAGLINE--DO-NOT-CROSS--
POLICE.COM not found. Run DONUT.BAT to locate [Y/n]?
POLICEMEN come when you dial 911.
POLICEMEN like big busts.
POLICEMEN never cop out.
POLIDENT(n):damaged parrot
POLISH: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia i szczesliwego Nowego Roku
POLITENESS (n): socially-accepted hypocrisies
POLITENESS, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: calls itself an "electronic micro-organism"
POLITICIANS bicker about it.
POLITICIANS do it for 4 years and then have to get re-elected.
POLITICIANS do it to everyone
POLITICIANS do it to make the headlines
POLITICIANS do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards
POLITICIANS: Lawyers who don't inhale.
POLITICIANS: People who have no Morals,no Vision,no Clue
POLITICS %JH3 TAGFILE
POLITICS - "Poli" means Many; "Tics" means Bloodsuckers
POLITICS: Poly (many) = Tics (blood suckers)
POLITICS: Poly (many) + Ticks (blood-sucking parasites)
POLITICS: A parasite that Bothers parrots
POLITICS: Poli = Poly = Many, Tics = Blood Suckers.
POLITICS: The entertainment branch of industry.
POLITICS: [Poli - many; Tics - blood sucking parasites]. see LAWYER
POLITICS: poli=many; tics=small blood-sucking creatures.
POLITICS: poly (many) + ticks = numerous blood sucking parasites.
POLITICS: poly = "many" tics = "blood-sucking parasites"
POLITICS= POLY (many) + TICS (blood sucking parasites)
POLO: Horse Hockey
POLYGAMY.......................................Baby frogs
POLYGAMY..Baby frogs
POLYGAMY: A failure to learn from one's mistakes.
POLYGON: A dead parrot.
POLYMER CHEMISTS do it in chains
PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadilliac
POOF....be gone.
POOL CLEANERS do it wet.
POORSCH: on an RX-7 Turbo.
POP: Pop Or Push
POPES do it in the woods.
POPEYE - I Fought To The Finish
POPEYE did it with Oyl.
POPI: Punch OPerator Immediate
POPN: Punch OPerator's Nose
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
PORCUPINE: A squirrel having a really bad hair day.
PORNOGRAPHY.......The business of making vinyl recordings
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
PORSCHE: - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PORSCHE: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
PORTABOR: A wild pig with carrying handles.
PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal.
PORTUGUESE: Feliz Natal e propero Ano Novo
POSH MORTEM - Death styles of the rich and famous.
POSITIVE THINKING: Self-improvement through self-deception
POSITIVE(adj):mistaken, at the top of one's voice.
POSITIVE, adj. Mistaken at the top of one's voice
POSSIBLE DATA LOSS 00 55
POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POST OFFICE WORKERS do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90.
POST: - People Of Slow Transport
POST: - Public Organisation for Supressing Technology
POSTED: No tresspassing comedians under penalty of guffaw.
POSTMAN: Someone who gets the sack everytime they go to work
POSTMEN are first class males.
POSTMEN come slower.
POSTMEN fill lots of boxes.
POT NOODLES - THE DEVIL'S OWN CONFECTIONARY
POTATOES!!!!!
POTS...Plain Old Telephone System
POTTIE called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
POTTY EMERGENCY here!--Wakko
POV Point Of View
POV VERSION 3.0 HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED YET! DON'T ASK!!
POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform.
POW - Lets you use YOUR Taglines from the word go!
POW - don't it just grow on you!
POW Maintenance release out NOW! POW103.ZIP
POW's - Bring 'EM Home or send us Back!
POW/MIA You are NOT forgotten.
POW: "Pwitty Obwious Weelly" said Wabbit!
POW: the Perfectly Obvious Way to read your mail!
POWDERED TOAST MAN.....Leave everything to me!
POWER BRAKES: Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick
PP PP PP Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
PPA - Piss Poor Attitude
PPA: Print Paper Airplanes
PPC: Purge Pascal Compiler [HP 3000]
PPI and tech. support, another of lifes oxymorons
PPI's new Betazoid modem: It downloads the files it sense
PPL: Perform Perpetual Loop
PPP: Print Programmer's Picture
PPR: Play Punk Rock
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn
PPRREENNDDRREE UUNN PPEETTIITT CCOOUUPP... OUPS!
PPSW: Pack Program Status Word
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PPTSPAHS Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce...used when I've had
PPTSPAHS......Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce.
PPlleeaassee ttuurrnn ooffff yyoouurr dduupplleexx!!
PR: calling a traffic jam "rush hour"
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION
PRAISE: What people give you when you're dead
PRAY IN CHURCH - STUDY IN SCHOOL during finals do the reverse
PRAYER--instant access;no CallBackVerifier needed!
PRE-TEST: A test made too early
PRECONCEIVE---To get pregnant before you intended to.
PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency.
PREDICTION You are reading messages right now.
PREDICTION: @FN@'s reading messages right now.
PREDICTION: You are reading a message right now.
PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
PREGNANT Past tense of virgin.
PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum.
PREJUDICE(n): vagrant opinion w/out vis. means of support
PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE -&gt; The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch
PRENATAL---When your life was still your own.
PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.
PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.
PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong.
PRESBYTERIANS do it decently and in order.
PRESHRUNK---A garment that will fit the baby at least a week.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
PRESIDENTIAL RACE: Where 2 or more IDIOTS prove it
PRESS ANY KEY
PRESS ANY KEY TO ENTER TERMINAL MODE
PRESS RETURN FOR NEXT MESSAGE
PRESS THIS BOX TWICE FOR MORE TAGLINES: p
PRESS Ч Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
PRETENTIOUS? MOI???
PREVARICATORS do it with tall tales.
PREVENT MIND DECAY - READ BOOKS
PRICA SE PRICA DA RUSI DOLAZE
PRICETAG-What Salespeople Play When Nobody's In The Store
PRIDE OF CHANUR: A great read if you don't mind the pits.
PRIESTS do it faithfully with Masses.
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY AS*! Phasers on maximum! Load photon torpedoes!
PRIMEVAL TERROR IS UNLEASHED
PRINCE CHARLES does it in succession.
PRINT "Have a nice day."; A$
PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP
PRINT LARGER! I'M HARD OF HEARING!
PRINTER : A computer accessory for destroying forests.
PRINTER: A man of letters
PRINTERS do it with pins.
PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets!
PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.
PRINTSHOP: A program used to waste paper in massive quantities.
PRIOR DAY CORRECTION
PRISM(n):place 4 light waves who commit minor refractions
PRISONERS do it with balls and chains.
PRIVACY - What childless or very old couples have.
PRIVATE PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be stripped
PRIVATE PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be blown up
PRIVATE PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be vandalized
PRM: PRint Money
PRNet: Lurker-friendly! Questions? We got answers! Or we'll get 'em!
PRO BOZO PUBLICO - Support your local clown
PRO-CHOICE: Abort Clinton Mid-Term
PRO-GUNCONTROL: Use BOTH hands!
PRO-LIFE.....PRO-GUN......PRO-FAMILY.............PROZAC!
PROBATE LAWYERS do it willingly.
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
PROBLEM: Can't watch Animaniacs; must work SOLUTION: Don't goto work
PROBLEM: Mall full of clothes SOLUTION: Paige Fox
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
PROBLEM: annoying house guest SOLUTION: Sic Wakko on him
PROCAINE HYDROCHLORIDE NETWORK: Numb brains for Jesus!
PROCRASTINATION ALERT! We'll have to give this one a little more thougt.
PROCRASTINATORS do it later.
PROCRASTINATORS will do it tomorrow.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.
PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine
PRODIGY - the World's Largest Online Coloring Book!
PRODIGY: Actually an illigitimate son.
PRODIGY: Lots of ads, and we read your mail!
PRODIGY::Now you can see commercials on your computer
PRODIGY:Home Shopping Network for your computer
PROFANITY(n):the linguistic crutch of ignorant bastards.
PROFANITY: The language all programmers know.
PROFESSIONAL TENNIS IS A RAQUET
PROFESSOR BACKWARDS - P.I.R.
PROFESSOR HITLER & HIS INVISIBLE KNEE MACHINE - Crow
PROFESSOR: Someone who talks in somebody else's sleep.
PROFESSORS do it by the book.
PROFESSORS do it from a grant
PROFESSORS do it with class.
PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students
PROFESSORS forget to do it
PROFEX: - Profitable Reparaturen Ohne Fehler-EXterminierung
PROFIT BEFORE TAX: Loss
PROFIT: Profit
PROFIT? What an anti-Democrat idea!
PROFIT? What an anti-socialist idea
PROFIT? What an innovative idea
PROGRAM (n.) - organized sequence of counteracting errors
PROGRAM (n.) - used to turn input into error messages
PROGRAM (n.) Organized sequence of counteracting errors.
PROGRAM - A random collection of Bugs
PROGRAM ::= Do What I Want
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against a wall
PROGRAM(n):device 2 creatively turn input in2 error msg.s
PROGRAM: (n) Organized sequence of counteracting errors.
PROGRAM: Those things you used to watch on TV
PROGRAM: n. used to turn valid data into error messages
PROGRAM: v; act akin to beating ones head against a wall
PROGRAMMER : Organism that metabolizes coffee into code
PROGRAMMER : Red-eyed mumbling mammal communicating with inanimate objects
PROGRAMMER : Red-eyed mumbling mammal communicating with inanimate objectsScrute the inscrutable, eff the ineffable
PROGRAMMER'S OXYMORON: Spare Time
PROGRAMMERS 6502 it do their with bytes reversed.
PROGRAMMERS cycle forever, until you make them exit.
PROGRAMMERS do it all night
PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit.
PROGRAMMERS do it bottom-up
PROGRAMMERS do it by pushing and popping
PROGRAMMERS do it in higher levels
PROGRAMMERS do it in iteration.
PROGRAMMERS do it in loops
PROGRAMMERS do it in microseconds.
PROGRAMMERS do it in software
PROGRAMMERS do it on command
PROGRAMMERS do it top down
PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
PROGRAMMERS do it with disks.
PROGRAMMERS do it with their fingers.
PROGRAMMERS give it a top down design.
PROGRAMMERS have bigger disks.
PROGRAMMERS peek before they poke.
PROGRAMMERS repeat it until done.
PROGRAMMERS will do it all night, but only if you are debugged
PROGRAMMING: Same as using a PoGo stick in a minefiled
PROJECT MANAGERS do it on schedule.
PROLIFE.SYS error found. Only options are (I)gnore, (R)etry, (F)ail.
PROLOG PROGRAMMERS are a cut above the rest.
PROMISCUOUS HACKERS share resources.
PROMOTE the general welfare..", not PAY for it!!!
PRONOUN: A noun that has lost its amateur status
PROPAGANDA! NETWORK: Publishing lies for JESUS!
PROPERTY OF THE SDF-1
PROPRIETARY TAGLINE --&gt;&gt;
PROSTITUTE - A receiver of swollen goods.
PROSTITUTES do it at illegal addresses
PROSTITUTES do it for profit
PROSTITUTION =SEX+ FREE ENTERPRISE. which dont you like
PROTECT JIMMY CARTER. Clinton is a heartbeat away from the Presidency
PROTECTO First Pull Up Then Pull Down
PROTEIN: Favoring young people.
PROTESTANTS do it unwillingly
PROVERB: The stupidest thing you can do is to humiliate the GM!
PROXITY SOFTWORKS: To code, what no one has coded before
PROZAC! Breakfast of postal workers.
PROZAX HOT-LINE: If you are armed, press 1
PROgress is the opposite of CONgress
PRS: PRint and Smear
PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.
PRUNES: Making sure that all this shall pass.
PRUNING family trees is NOT allowed.
PR_CT_L_GY ... hmmm, can I buy a vowel, Pat?
PS- The answer to question #2 is "Yes".
PS- The answer to question #2 is "Yes".
PS. I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person!
PS. I just read your next message in line.
PS. I promise to read the FAQ soon.
PS.. any news on Carrie Ross? :)
PS/ There might ba a few french tags, but feel free to delete them if you want
PS/2 -=&lt; Just Say No
PS/2 -=> Just Say No
PS/2 it? PS/on it too.
PS/2 it? PS/on it!
PS/2, OS/2 - twice the price, half as nice!
PS/2: Half a computer?
PS: I'm not fishin' for another compliment
PS: I'm not fishin' for another compliment. &lt;G&gt;
PS: Pirate Software
PSALM 109 verse 8 Let his days be few, And let another take his office
PSI COP: "That's a lie." SINCLAIR: "Yes it isso what's your point?
PSM: Print and SMear
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PSP: Print and Shred Paper
PSP: Push Stack Pointer
PSR: Print and Shred Ribbon
PSSSSSST! Hey! Ya wanna buy some taglines?
PSSST! Commander Data Runs Telegard. Pass it on!
PSY COP:"That's a lie." SINCLAIR:"Yes it is... so what's your point?"
PSYCHIATRIST: A blind man in a dark basement looking for a black cat - that isn't there
PSYCHIATRISTS do it for at least fifty dollars per session
PSYCHIATRISTS do it on the couch
PSYCHIC PREDICTION: You just read this message.
PSYCHOLOGIST: A blind man in a dark basement looking for a black cat
PSYCHOLOGISTS do it with rats
PSYCHOLOGISTS think they do it
PSYCHOLOGY: THE ARE OF TURNING STUPIDITY INTO ILLNESS.
PT 90210 - Joel on boat
PTL: Pacify The Loonies
PTL: Padres Tickle Ladies
PTL: Pagans Teaching Love
PTL: Pain The Logical
PTL: Panhandlers Turned Lorders
PTL: Pardon The Lapse
PTL: Pardon The Lies
PTL: Part Tammy's Lips
PTL: Part The Lips
PTL: Pass The Ladies
PTL: Pass The Lobster
PTL: Pass The Loot
PTL: Pass The Lube
PTL: Pathetic, Those Losers
PTL: Paw Those Labia
PTL: Pay Tammy's Lawyers
PTL: Pay The Lady
PTL: Pay The Lawyers
PTL: Pay The Liar
PTL: Pay The Lord
PTL: Pay To Lucifer
PTL: Penchant To Leer
PTL: Penis Tax, Lord
PTL: Pennies Taken Liberally
PTL: People To Loathe
PTL: Pilfered Thousands, Lord
PTL: Pillage The Lost
PTL: Pills, Tranquilizers, Ludes
PTL: Pinheads To Lummoxes
PTL: Pivot Thy Loins
PTL: Pleasing The Libidos
PTL: Plot To Lust
PTL: Plunder The Laymen
PTL: Plunder The Losers
PTL: Poke The Lady
PTL: Poontang Taken Liberally
PTL: Poor Tammy's Loaded
PTL: Poverty To Luxury
PTL: Praise Tammy's Lungs
PTL: Prayers Too Late
PTL: Preachers Take Loot
PTL: Preachers Televised Loudly
PTL: Preachers Telling Lies
PTL: Preachers That Lie
PTL: Preachers To Lechers
PTL: Preachers, Thieves, Liars
PTL: Predisposed To Larceny
PTL: Pretend To Love
PTL: Pretty Tammy Lies
PTL: Pretzels To Lobsters
PTL: Price The Lord
PTL: Prison Term Likely
PTL: Prison Term Long
PTL: Privy To Larceny
PTL: Profit, Then Loss
PTL: Promise Them Lies
PTL: Prone To Lust
PTL: Propositional Temporal Logic
PTL: Pry The Loot
PTL: Pursue The Ladies
PTP :Pardon the pun
PTP: Produce Toilet Paper
PTT je inace jedna jako divna org@&^$@#^$ NO CARRIER
PTerry = Terry Pratchett
PU That Stinks!
PUBERTY CAN BE A HAIRY TIME
PUBIC HAIR.....A breed of wild rabbit from Pueblo, Colorado
PUBIC HAIR: Organic dental floss
PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it on a soap box.
PUBLIC SPEAKERS do it orally
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
PUI: Piglet User Interface
PULL TRIGGER. REPEAT IF NECESSARY - BFG 9000 INSTRUCTION MANUAL
PULL........&lt;CRASH&gt;....PULL....Hold still will you! &lt;GG&gt;
PULP: We put new meaning to DEAD POETS SOCIETY!
PUNCTUAL---Childless.
PUNK - Potpuno Uvredljivo Negiranje Klasike
PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!!
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PUNNY BOOK = I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting.
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PUNNY BOOK = I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop.
PUNNY BOOK = I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight.
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PUNNY BOOK = I Like Fish: Ann Chovie.
PUNNY BOOK = I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
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PUNNY BOOK = I Need Insurance: Justin Case.
PUNNY BOOK = I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant.
PUNNY BOOK = I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion.
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PUNNY BOOK = I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd.
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PUNNY BOOK = I'm Fine: Howard Yu.
PUNNY BOOK = I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid.
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PUNNY BOOK = Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh.
PUNNY BOOK = Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard.
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PUNNY BOOK = Just Say No: Will Power.
PUNNY BOOK = Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
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PUNNY BOOK = Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer.
PUNNY BOOK = Laid Off!: Gwen Home.
PUNNY BOOK = Lawn Care: Ray King.
PUNNY BOOK = Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
PUNNY BOOK = Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace.
PUNNY BOOK = Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver.
PUNNY BOOK = Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland.
PUNNY BOOK = Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp.
PUNNY BOOK = Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy.
PUNNY BOOK = Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum.
PUNNY BOOK = Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn.
PUNNY BOOK = Life in Chicago: Wendy City.
PUNNY BOOK = Look Younger: Fay Slift.
PUNNY BOOK = Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry.
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PUNNY BOOK = Love Wills: Benny Fishery
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PUNNY BOOK = Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota.
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PUNNY BOOK = Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha.
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PUNNY BOOK = Meat Eaters: Carney Vore.
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PUNNY BOOK = Military Rule: Marshall Law.
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PUNNY BOOK = Monkey Shines: Bob Boone.
PUNNY BOOK = Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch.
PUNNY BOOK = Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand.
PUNNY BOOK = Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk.
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PUNNY BOOK = My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum.
PUNNY BOOK = My Lost Causes: Noah Veil.
PUNNY BOOK = My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse.
PUNNY BOOK = Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
PUNNY BOOK = NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp.
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PUNNY BOOK = No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse.
PUNNY BOOK = No: Kurt Reply
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PUNNY BOOK = Parachuting: Hugo First.
PUNNY BOOK = Party On, Dude: Jill Out.
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PUNNY BOOK = Poetry in Baseball: Homer.
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PUNNY BOOK = Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.
PUNNY BOOK = Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK = Prevent Drowning: Buddy System.
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PUNNY BOOK = Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze.
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PUNNY BOOK = Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants.
PUNNY BOOK = Racketeering: Dennis Court.
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PUNNY BOOK = Robots: Anne Droid
PUNNY BOOK = Round the World: Madge Ellen.
PUNNY BOOK = Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike.
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PUNNY BOOK = Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
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PUNNY BOOK = Sea Birds: Al Batross.
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PUNNY BOOK = Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe.
PUNNY BOOK = Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen.
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PUNNY BOOK = Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile
PUNNY BOOK = Sofa so Good: Chester Field
PUNNY BOOK = Solving Crimes: D. Tective.
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PUNNY BOOK = Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep.
PUNNY BOOK = Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening.
PUNNY BOOK = Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo.
PUNNY BOOK = Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde.
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PUNNY BOOK = Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco.
PUNNY BOOK = Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath.
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PUNNY BOOK = Surprised!: Omar Gosh.
PUNNY BOOK = Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
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PUNNY BOOK = Take a Break!: Colin Sick.
PUNNY BOOK = Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
PUNNY BOOK = Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr.
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PUNNY BOOK = The Bog: Pete Maas.
PUNNY BOOK = The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.
PUNNY BOOK = The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee.
PUNNY BOOK = The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary.
PUNNY BOOK = The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver.
PUNNY BOOK = The Empath: Ophelia Sadness.
PUNNY BOOK = The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board.
PUNNY BOOK = The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
PUNNY BOOK = The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms.
PUNNY BOOK = The French Chef: Sue Flay.
PUNNY BOOK = The Garden State: Ida Hoe.
PUNNY BOOK = The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp.
PUNNY BOOK = The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe.
PUNNY BOOK = The Great Escape: Freida Convict.
PUNNY BOOK = The Great Flood: Noah Zark.
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PUNNY BOOK = The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick.
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PUNNY BOOK = The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons.
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PUNNY BOOK = The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin.
PUNNY BOOK = The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee.
PUNNY BOOK = The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann.
PUNNY BOOK = The National Science Foundation: Grant Money.
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PUNNY BOOK = The Paper Route: Avery Daye.
PUNNY BOOK = The Peace Mission: Olive Branch.
PUNNY BOOK = The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx.
PUNNY BOOK = The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter.
PUNNY BOOK = The Porn Queen: Mona Lott.
PUNNY BOOK = The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium.
PUNNY BOOK = The Senior Prom: Spike Drink.
PUNNY BOOK = The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner.
PUNNY BOOK = The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges.
PUNNY BOOK = The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap.
PUNNY BOOK = The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports.
PUNNY BOOK = The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope.
PUNNY BOOK = The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent.
PUNNY BOOK = The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember.
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PUNNY BOOK = Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover.
PUNNY BOOK = Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples.
PUNNY BOOK = Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur.
PUNNY BOOK = Tight Situation: Leah Tard.
PUNNY BOOK = Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood.
PUNNY BOOK = To be Honest: Frank Lee.
PUNNY BOOK = Too Rough: Soren Redd.
PUNNY BOOK = Trial Law: Tess Temoni.
PUNNY BOOK = Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt.
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PUNNY BOOK = Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma.
PUNNY BOOK = Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion.
PUNNY BOOK = Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac.
PUNNY BOOK = We Won 20-1!: Barry Um.
PUNNY BOOK = We're All Flakes: Dan Druff.
PUNNY BOOK = Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary.
PUNNY BOOK = West Coast Universities: Stan Ford.
PUNNY BOOK = What I Took: Irv Erginity.
PUNNY BOOK = What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.
PUNNY BOOK = What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast.
PUNNY BOOK = Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob.
PUNNY BOOK = When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant.
PUNNY BOOK = Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago.
PUNNY BOOK = Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know.
PUNNY BOOK = Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.
PUNNY BOOK = Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves.
PUNNY BOOK = Wind Instruments: Tom Bone.
PUNNY BOOK = Winning the Race: Vic Tree.
PUNNY BOOK = Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye.
PUNNY BOOK = Without Warning: Oliver Sudden.
PUNNY BOOK = Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt.
PUNNY BOOK = Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono.
PUNNY BOOK = You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette.
PUNNY BOOK = You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth.
PUNNY BOOK = You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest.
PUNNY BOOK = You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup.
PUNNY BOOK = You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny.
PUNNY BOOK: Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights.
PUNNY BOOK: Ah, Thor!: Ty Till.
PUNNY BOOK: All Alone: Saul E. Terry.
PUNNY BOOK: Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe.
PUNNY BOOK: Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway.
PUNNY BOOK: And Shut Up!: Sid Downe.
PUNNY BOOK: Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax.
PUNNY BOOK: Animal Scents: Farrah Mones.
PUNNY BOOK: April Fool!: Sue Prize.
PUNNY BOOK: Archery: Beau N. Arrow.
PUNNY BOOK: Armed Heists: Robin Banks.
PUNNY BOOK: Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity.
PUNNY BOOK: As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar.
PUNNY BOOK: At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt.
PUNNY BOOK: Gambling: Monty Carlos.
PUNNY BOOK: Gangway!: Hedda Steam.
PUNNY BOOK: Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush.
PUNNY BOOK: Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg.
PUNNY BOOK: Get Out There!: Sally Forth.
PUNNY BOOK: Go Away!: Ron Onhome.
PUNNY BOOK: Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz.
PUNNY BOOK: Gone Fishing: Rod Annette.
PUNNY BOOK: Gone With The Wind: George Uh.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Steak!: T. Bone.
PUNNY BOOK: Good Works: Ben Evolent.
PUNNY BOOK: Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer.
PUNNY BOOK: Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture.
PUNNY BOOK: Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe.
PUNNY BOOK: Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender.
PUNNY BOOK: Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah.
PUNNY BOOK: Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade.
PUNNY BOOK: He Disappeared!: Otto Sight.
PUNNY BOOK: He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles.
PUNNY BOOK: Head of Security: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK: Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything.
PUNNY BOOK: Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle.
PUNNY BOOK: Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr.
PUNNY BOOK: Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes.
PUNNY BOOK: Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya.
PUNNY BOOK: Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn.
PUNNY BOOK: Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard.
PUNNY BOOK: Home Alone III, The Sequel: Eddie Buddyhome.
PUNNY BOOK: House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme.
PUNNY BOOK: House Plants: Clay Potts.
PUNNY BOOK: How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake.
PUNNY BOOK: How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock.
PUNNY BOOK: How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele.
PUNNY BOOK: Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme.
PUNNY BOOK: Hypnotism: N. Tranced.
PUNNY BOOK: I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player.
PUNNY BOOK: I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg.
PUNNY BOOK: I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting.
PUNNY BOOK: I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight.
PUNNY BOOK: I Hit the Wall: Isadore There.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Fish: Ann Chovie.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol.
PUNNY BOOK: I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour.
PUNNY BOOK: I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth.
PUNNY BOOK: I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Mathematics: Adam Up.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love Wills: Benny Fishery.
PUNNY BOOK: I Love You!: Alma Hart.
PUNNY BOOK: I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant.
PUNNY BOOK: I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin.
PUNNY BOOK: I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate.
PUNNY BOOK: I Win!: U. Lose.
PUNNY BOOK: I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle.
PUNNY BOOK: I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee.
PUNNY BOOK: I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Fine: Howard Yu.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid.
PUNNY BOOK: I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous.
PUNNY BOOK: In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer.
PUNNY BOOK: Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue.
PUNNY BOOK: Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis.
PUNNY BOOK: Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal.
PUNNY BOOK: Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum.
PUNNY BOOK: It Won't Work!: Mel Function.
PUNNY BOOK: It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Magic!: Sven Gali.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Springtime!: Theresa Green.
PUNNY BOOK: It's Unfair!: Y. Me.
PUNNY BOOK: It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic.
PUNNY BOOK: It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity.
PUNNY BOOK: Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya.
PUNNY BOOK: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh.
PUNNY BOOK: Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard.
PUNNY BOOK: Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger.
PUNNY BOOK: Just Say No: Will Power.
PUNNY BOOK: Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
PUNNY BOOK: Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer.
PUNNY BOOK: Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer.
PUNNY BOOK: Laid Off!: Gwen Home.
PUNNY BOOK: Lawn Care: Ray King.
PUNNY BOOK: Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett.
PUNNY BOOK: Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace.
PUNNY BOOK: Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver.
PUNNY BOOK: Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland.
PUNNY BOOK: Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy.
PUNNY BOOK: Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum.
PUNNY BOOK: Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn.
PUNNY BOOK: Life in Chicago: Wendy City.
PUNNY BOOK: Look Younger: Fay Slift.
PUNNY BOOK: Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry.
PUNNY BOOK: Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes.
PUNNY BOOK: Love Wills: Benny Fishery.
PUNNY BOOK: Manana: Stew Layt.
PUNNY BOOK: Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota.
PUNNY BOOK: Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana.
PUNNY BOOK: Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria.
PUNNY BOOK: Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work.
PUNNY BOOK: May Flowers: April Showers.
PUNNY BOOK: Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha.
PUNNY BOOK: Measles Collision!: Kay Rash.
PUNNY BOOK: Meat Eaters: Carney Vore.
PUNNY BOOK: Mensa Man: Gene Yuss.
PUNNY BOOK: Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma.
PUNNY BOOK: Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem.
PUNNY BOOK: Military Rule: Marshall Law.
PUNNY BOOK: Misunderstood: Art Tistic.
PUNNY BOOK: Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago.
PUNNY BOOK: Monkey Shines: Bob Boone.
PUNNY BOOK: Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch.
PUNNY BOOK: Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand.
PUNNY BOOK: Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk.
PUNNY BOOK: Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale.
PUNNY BOOK: My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum.
PUNNY BOOK: My Lost Causes: Noah Veil.
PUNNY BOOK: My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse.
PUNNY BOOK: Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung.
PUNNY BOOK: NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee.
PUNNY BOOK: No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse.
PUNNY BOOK: No: Kurt Reply
PUNNY BOOK: Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows.
PUNNY BOOK: Not So Hot: Luke Warm.
PUNNY BOOK: Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion.
PUNNY BOOK: Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis.
PUNNY BOOK: Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg.
PUNNY BOOK: Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer.
PUNNY BOOK: Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco.
PUNNY BOOK: One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday.
PUNNY BOOK: Options Trading: June Gold.
PUNNY BOOK: Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco.
PUNNY BOOK: Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue.
PUNNY BOOK: Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright.
PUNNY BOOK: Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick.
PUNNY BOOK: Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts.
PUNNY BOOK: Parachuting: Hugo First.
PUNNY BOOK: Party On, Dude: Jill Out.
PUNNY BOOK: Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties.
PUNNY BOOK: Personal Best: Marco DeStinction.
PUNNY BOOK: Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower.
PUNNY BOOK: Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe.
PUNNY BOOK: Poetry in Baseball: Homer.
PUNNY BOOK: Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight.
PUNNY BOOK: Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction.
PUNNY BOOK: Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK: Prevent Drowning: Buddy System.
PUNNY BOOK: Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho.
PUNNY BOOK: Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze.
PUNNY BOOK: Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious.
PUNNY BOOK: Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants.
PUNNY BOOK: Racketeering: Dennis Court.
PUNNY BOOK: Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist.
PUNNY BOOK: Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar.
PUNNY BOOK: Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.
PUNNY BOOK: Red Vegetables: B. Troot.
PUNNY BOOK: Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste.
PUNNY BOOK: Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise.
PUNNY BOOK: Robots: Anne Droid.
PUNNY BOOK: Round the World: Madge Ellen.
PUNNY BOOK: Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike.
PUNNY BOOK: Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra.
PUNNY BOOK: Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish.
PUNNY BOOK: Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd.
PUNNY BOOK: Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp.
PUNNY BOOK: Sea Birds: Al Batross.
PUNNY BOOK: Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation.
PUNNY BOOK: Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver.
PUNNY BOOK: Shhh!: Danielle Soloud.
PUNNY BOOK: Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste.
PUNNY BOOK: Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper.
PUNNY BOOK: Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew.
PUNNY BOOK: Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout.
PUNNY BOOK: Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser.
PUNNY BOOK: Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe.
PUNNY BOOK: Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen.
PUNNY BOOK: Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust.
PUNNY BOOK: Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast.
PUNNY BOOK: Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile.
PUNNY BOOK: Sofa so Good: Chester Field.
PUNNY BOOK: Solving Crimes: D. Tective.
PUNNY BOOK: Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane.
PUNNY BOOK: Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening.
PUNNY BOOK: Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo.
PUNNY BOOK: Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde.
PUNNY BOOK: Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee.
PUNNY BOOK: Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco.
PUNNY BOOK: Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath.
PUNNY BOOK: String Instruments: Viola Player.
PUNNY BOOK: Strong Winds: Gail Force.
PUNNY BOOK: Surprised!: Omar Gosh.
PUNNY BOOK: Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters.
PUNNY BOOK: Tailoring: Serge Soote.
PUNNY BOOK: Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt.
PUNNY BOOK: Take a Break!: Colin Sick.
PUNNY BOOK: Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know.
PUNNY BOOK: Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr.
PUNNY BOOK: Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox.
PUNNY BOOK: The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad.
PUNNY BOOK: The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp.
PUNNY BOOK: The Bog: Pete Maas.
PUNNY BOOK: The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz.
PUNNY BOOK: The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee.
PUNNY BOOK: The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary.
PUNNY BOOK: The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver.
PUNNY BOOK: The Empath: Ophelia Sadness.
PUNNY BOOK: The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board.
PUNNY BOOK: The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt.
PUNNY BOOK: The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms.
PUNNY BOOK: The French Chef: Sue Flay.
PUNNY BOOK: The Garden State: Ida Hoe.
PUNNY BOOK: The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp.
PUNNY BOOK: The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe.
PUNNY BOOK: The Great Escape: Freida Convict.
PUNNY BOOK: The Great Flood: Noah Zark.
PUNNY BOOK: The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear.
PUNNY BOOK: The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift.
PUNNY BOOK: The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick.
PUNNY BOOK: The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty.
PUNNY BOOK: The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat.
PUNNY BOOK: The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg.
PUNNY BOOK: The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons.
PUNNY BOOK: The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff.
PUNNY BOOK: The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin.
PUNNY BOOK: The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee.
PUNNY BOOK: The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann.
PUNNY BOOK: The National Science Foundation: Grant Money.
PUNNY BOOK: The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King.
PUNNY BOOK: The Paper Route: Avery Daye.
PUNNY BOOK: The Peace Mission: Olive Branch.
PUNNY BOOK: The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx.
PUNNY BOOK: The Philippine Post Office: Imelda Letter.
PUNNY BOOK: The Porn Queen: Mona Lott.
PUNNY BOOK: The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium.
PUNNY BOOK: The Senior Prom: Spike Drink.
PUNNY BOOK: The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner.
PUNNY BOOK: The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges.
PUNNY BOOK: The Sweat Shop: Hiram Cheap.
PUNNY BOOK: The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports.
PUNNY BOOK: The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope.
PUNNY BOOK: The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent.
PUNNY BOOK: The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember.
PUNNY BOOK: The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial.
PUNNY BOOK: The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval.
PUNNY BOOK: Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover.
PUNNY BOOK: Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples.
PUNNY BOOK: Tight Situation: Leah Tard.
PUNNY BOOK: Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood.
PUNNY BOOK: Too Rough: Soren Redd.
PUNNY BOOK: Trial Law: Tess Temoni.
PUNNY BOOK: Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt.
PUNNY BOOK: Tug of War: Paul Hard.
PUNNY BOOK: Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick.
PUNNY BOOK: Unemployed: Anita Job.
PUNNY BOOK: Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma.
PUNNY BOOK: Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion.
PUNNY BOOK: Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac.
PUNNY BOOK: We Won 20-1!: Barry Um.
PUNNY BOOK: We're All Flakes: Dan Druff.
PUNNY BOOK: Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary.
PUNNY BOOK: West Coast Universities: Stan Ford.
PUNNY BOOK: What I Took: Irv Erginity.
PUNNY BOOK: What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel.
PUNNY BOOK: What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast.
PUNNY BOOK: Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob.
PUNNY BOOK: When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant.
PUNNY BOOK: Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know.
PUNNY BOOK: Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank.
PUNNY BOOK: Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves.
PUNNY BOOK: Wind Instruments: Tom Bone.
PUNNY BOOK: Winning the Race: Vic Tree.
PUNNY BOOK: Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye.
PUNNY BOOK: Without Warning: Oliver Sudden.
PUNNY BOOK: Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt.
PUNNY BOOK: Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono.
PUNNY BOOK: You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette.
PUNNY BOOK: You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth.
PUNNY BOOK: You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest.
PUNNY BOOK: You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup.
PUNNY BOOK: You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny.
PUNTATEUCH: The first five bad jokes in the Bible
PUNTIFICATE - trying to predict which direction a football will bounce
PUNTIUM: Computer that makes bad jokes.
PUNch line - the point of all these puns
PUNt-To kick a ball without skill
PUO: Perform Unknown Operation
PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it
PUPPY LOVE - Why babies allow doggies to French-kiss them.
PUPSQUEAK - sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide
PURE MATHEMATICIANS do it rigorously.
PURGE COMPLETE.
PURPOSE=Macros For Idaho Interactive!
PURR if you love cats
PURR if you're a Tribble
PURRANOIA: The fear that your cat is up to something
PURVEY(n):sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
PUS: PUrge System
PUSH--Print Until Something Happens
PUSHROD-What You Do If Mr.Stewart Is Near The Pool !
PUSS - He Died With His Boots On
PUSSY G.....IN THE KEY OF OOOOOOOOOOOOOrgasm
PUSSY needs love, admiration, & Worship, as you need food.
PUSSY-WHIPPED(adj):describing men of higher-intelligence.
PUSSibility: The chance of you takin your cat to the vet.
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY.. I'm quitting NOW!
PVLC: Punch Variable Length Card
PWA - Airline Service
PWB: Put to Waste Basket
PWCMCIA - People Who Cannot Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PWP: Print Without Paper
PWS: create PoWer Surge
PWYP: Practice What You Preach
PXT Happiness is a HeathKit disruptor kit
PXT Unspeakable error in module C'thulhu at address R'lyeh
PYROMARTYR NETWORK! Blowing ourselves up for Jesus!
PYROTECHNICIANS do it with flare.
PYROTECHNICIANS experts do it with a blinding flash
PYS: Program YourSelf
P`[31mlankton lobbyist`[34m: "NUKE THE WHALES!"`[0m
Pa's a sap.
Paasault - Cracking an Easter egg on someone's head
Paasorb - A peeled Easter egg that has the color of the shell on it
PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program!
Pablo and Gibsons coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit.
Pace yourself you have all day to be evil!
Pace yourself, you have all day to screw up!
Pachelbel - The Round of Music!
Pacific Bell Is Proud To Offer FREE Call Waiti+ng*x*%@#NO CARRIER
Pacific Grove, CA - "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine
Pacific Northwest hackers DO IT with loggin' sorts.
Pack the bags. We're going on a guilt trip.
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun. -- Auden
Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag
Pack up your troubles. [*] Are we leaving? [*] It's a song title, Spock.
Pack your bags, were going on a guilt trip.
Packard Bell equipment, Taco Bell warranty
Packed File corrupt.
Packed file corrupt: appoint special prosecutor? [Y/n]
Packed with cops, this movie really satisfies - Tom Servo
Packers GM on the phone.. "I don't care what it takes!! Get me Ki-Jana!"
PacketBoy IS the e-mail reader of choice!
PacketBoy puts it right on the doormat!
PacketBoy: (DataBase) (Multimedia) (Spellcheck) (Wow)
PacketBoy: Bicycle not included
PacketBoy: Even Beavis and Butthead can use it
PacketBoy: He rides a bike. He's lean and mean
PacketBoy: Luxuriantly hand-crafted from Windows.
PacketBoy: So is this neat or what?!
PacketBoy: Take a test drive. Fell it handle the mail
PacketBoy: The e-mail adventure has just begun!
PacketBoy: The new kid in town
PacketBoy: There's no one way to do it. Keep it loose
PacketBoy: This changes everything
PacketBoy: This kid's got the right stuff!
Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my!
Packets and Trivia and Doors, oh my!
Packled Borg: We look for things. Things to assimilate.
Packleds DO IT With Borrowed Parts
Packrat"s credo: "I have no use for it, but I hate to see it go to waste."
Packwood is a hands on boss.
Pacts with the devil aren't legally binding.
Pacup your Tribbles in your old kit bag
Pad nauseam: home sick.
Padded walls scratch your nose when wearing a Straight Jacket.
Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
Paddling with one oar
Pagan Barbie! (wand, athame, incense, pentacle sold separately)
Pagan Missionary
Pagan Problem #6: which deity's name to call out during sex?
Pagan Redneck: A combined Maypole Dance/Tractor Pull is fun
Pagan Redneck: A wet T-shirt contest chooses your HPS for you
Pagan Redneck: All of your coveners share the same last name
Pagan Redneck: Altar has a gun rack
Pagan Redneck: Annointing oil smells a lot like Old Spice
Pagan Redneck: Beltane partner has buck teeth
Pagan Redneck: Beltane partner smokes a corn cob pipe
Pagan Redneck: Broom has four-wheel drive and SC plates
Pagan Redneck: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies
Pagan Redneck: Call their HP Lord Billy Bob
Pagan Redneck: Can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo
Pagan Redneck: Celebrates the autumn harvest with beer nuts
Pagan Redneck: Chalice is a mug with Budweiser on it
Pagan Redneck: Circle dance includes the words dosey doe
Pagan Redneck: Circle opening chant is "Dixie"
Pagan Redneck: Closing ends with "Y'all come back now"
Pagan Redneck: Cone of power comes from Dairy Queen
Pagan Redneck: Considers chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb
Pagan Redneck: Coven meetings are held at the Deja Vu
Pagan Redneck: Coven-stead is propped up on cinder blocks
Pagan Redneck: Familiar is named Duke or Beau or Ol' Blue
Pagan Redneck: Fills their chalice from a keg
Pagan Redneck: Goddess has hair like Reba McEntire
Pagan Redneck: Goddess picture says "Miss September"
Pagan Redneck: Invocation starts with "Y'all"
Pagan Redneck: Measures wisdom by the length of a beard
Pagan Redneck: Owns the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck
Pagan Redneck: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing
Pagan Redneck: Prays nightly to the god of big tires
Pagan Redneck: Reached 3rd degree but not the 3rd grade
Pagan Redneck: Refers to south as the "lower 40"
Pagan Redneck: Ritual robe doubles as hunting camos
Pagan Redneck: Ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it
Pagan Redneck: Ritual wine comes from a still
Pagan Redneck: Ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam
Pagan Redneck: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting
Pagan Redneck: Spirit critter is a 'possum
Pagan Redneck: The Charge begins "If ya'all need somethin'"
Pagan Redneck: Their God statue looks like Elvis
Pagan Redneck: Thinks Brooks and Dunn are the Gemini Twins
Pagan Redneck: Thinks John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest
Pagan Redneck: Wand of Power is a cattle prod
Pagan Redneck: West quarter is the out-house
Pagan Redneck: Worships the gods of cheap beer and Nascar
Pagan Redneck: Your God statue looks like Elvis
Pagan Redneck: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam
Pagan Redneck: Your robes originate at K-Mart
Pagan Terran lesbian pro-choice radical non-conformist. Questions?
Pagan and Proud
Pagan tip #253: Don't try astral projection in the tub.
Pagan tip #254: Accentuate the positive.
Pagan to Christian: "How many TIMES have you been
Pagan's make the best friends. They worship the ground you walk on!!
Pagan: Sh*t happens by will of the gods: accept it
Pagan: n. A person whose religion is different from the speakers.
Pagan? Not me! I have enough trouble with *one* god!
Paganini: Din in a gap
Paganism - **** happens to make the flowers grow
Paganism, the choice of a new (and old) generation
Paganism- Christanity without the guilt.
Paganism: the gods to have, when you're having more than one.
Pagans & heretics & witches, oh my!
Pagans DO IT in a circle
Pagans DO IT in the Woad
Pagans DO IT with mother earth.
Pagans are Born again, and again, and again
Pagans are born again...and again...and again...
Pagans are wary of large groups of Christians bearing torches.
Pagans do it
Pagans do it in a circle.
Pagans do it in the woad.
Pagans do it like magic.
Pagans do it.
Pagans have Rites too!
Pagans have better sects
Pagans! and Heathens! and Witches! Oh, my!!!
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Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap
Paging Agent Gordon...urgent message on your pawphone
Paging Dr. Benway, white courtesy phone.
Paging Dr. F! - Frank
Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard
Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy telephone, please
Paging"Jimmy Hoffa, call your office."
Pah lay vooh fransayh?
Pah, catfish! Can't hit what you can't see! -- Sea Change
Paid for by Dragonstar Excursions.
Paid for by the Committee to Scare Your Pants Off
Paid for by the Oklahoma City chapter of the Buffalo Bills Fan Club!
Paid for by the commitee to bring back The Guardians
Paid for my wife's breast implants. I put my money where my mouth is.
Paid my auto insurance. Had to sell the car to DO IT!
Paid off? What does that mean?
Paid your commission up front, I see. Dr. Niles Crane
Pain - finally, something we can depend on
Pain Farr: Vulcan S&M
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Pain Farr: Vulcan sex done incorrectly.
Pain Killers - By N. L. Gesic
Pain Relief - By Ann L. Gesick
Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick
Pain and PLeasure are just a matter of reference.
Pain and Pleasure is a matter of reference
Pain and pleasure are a matter of referance.
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
Pain in the ***! is what I call this
Pain is SUCH a rush!- Bachelor Party
Pain is a part of all life. Misery is at your option.
Pain is a part of life. Misery is an option
Pain is a poison I digest. - Collective Soul
Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. - Spock
Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled. -- Spock, "Operation -- Annihilate!"
Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really *hurts*. - Grin
Pain is forgotten; insult lingers on.
Pain is good. It lets you know your still alive
Pain is implicit in mortality. - Jeff Cooper
Pain is inevitable, but misery is optional.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Pain is inevitable. Misery, however, is an option.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.&lt;Thiesen&gt;
Pain is inevitable; misery, however, is optional
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
Pain is just nature's way of telling you you're alive.
Pain is just your body's way of saying "system error."
Pain is nature's way of telling you not to do something
Pain is necessary, misery is optional
Pain is no evil unless it conquers us. - Charles Kingsley
Pain is so close to pleasure everybody knows.
Pain is temporary...Glory is forever
Pain is the breaking of the shell enclosing your understa
Pain is the root of knowledge.&lt;Weil&gt;
Pain is the touchstone of spiritual progress.
Pain is your body's way of saying, "Hey! Stop that!"
Pain n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink slippers!
Pain of child birth; preview of things to come.
Pain, pain is all he wants. And hate, yes hate.
Pain.....your body's way of saying "Hey, stop that!"
Pain: Klingon mating rituals.
Pain: Telling a Klingon his mother wears combat boots.
Pain: Finally something on which we can depend.
Pain: Telling a klingon his mother wears lipstick
Pain: giving a Klingon a noogie.
Pain: n. Telling a Klingon his mother DOESN'T wear combat boots
Pain: slidding down 100' rasor blade into pool of alcohol
Pain? PAIN?!? You want pain? I'll give you pain!
Painful... Getting rear-ended by a unicorn
Painfully heterosexual, but not bunged up about it.
Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)
Painless Steal Tagline
Pains of love be sweeter far. Than all other pleasures are. - Jon Dryden
Paint "Salman Rushdie lives here" on Barney's front porch.
Paint a Trabant in red - sell it to Albania as a Ferrari.
Paint a number on her head and Sinead's a billiard ball.
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Paint has no value, till you put it on a canvas
Paint it Octarine: the color of magic.
Paint it blue again, Tom said reassuringly.
Paint never looks the same on the wall as it does on the color chart.
Paint the hind ends of all the ships. Leave no stern untoned.
Paint: substance to apply before using paint remover.
Paintball? No. But my cat plays hairball.
Paintballers do it at high velocities
Painted lady, don't you do those dirty deeds. (Electric Light Orchestra)
Painters DO IT out in the field w/brightly colored sticky substances.
Painters do it to fill in the cracks.
Painters do it with longer strokes.
Pairanoia: The fear of being smothered between 48 DD's.
Pajamas, jazz & communism - Crow
Pajamas: Item of clothing laid by the bed in case of fire
Pakled Invention: Sugar coated insulin.
Pakled Prunes: Things to make you go.
Pakled laxatives? Things to make us go!
Pakled/Picard/Borg: We Look for Shakespeare to Assimilate.
Pakleds : We look for things, things to kill Wesley with.
Pakleds' favorite song: Things That Make You Go! HMMM!
Pal, help me find the secret button -Crow to Dr.Forrester
Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics.
Paladin: Canned food for dragons
Paladins DO IT Good.
Paladins Do It Reverently.
Paladins do it good or not at all.
Paladins do it lawfully good.
Paladins do it perfectly.
Paladins don't do it.
Paladins is *sooooo* stupid! - many games, many times.
Palance on Palance: Believe It Or Not - Mike
Pale ink beats a good memory.
Paleontoloically speaking, there's enough Parasaurolophus.
Palestenian and Norwegian wed. First child? Yassir Yubetcha.
Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
Palimony suits are unjust in a society where abortion is a right.
Palindrome - "Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.
Palindrome - "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.
Palindrome - 'Tis Ivan, on a visit.
Palindrome - A dog! A panic in a pagoda.
Palindrome - A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Palindrome - A mock coma.
Palindrome - Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Palindrome - Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
Palindrome - Allar munum ralla. [Icelandic]
Palindrome - Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Palindrome - Dennis Krats and Edna Stark sinned.
Palindrome - Desserts stressed.
Palindrome - Detartrated. (a contrived chemical name)
Palindrome - Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God!
Palindrome - Drowsy sword.
Palindrome - Ebro e Otel, ma Amleto e orbe. [Italian]
Palindrome - Egad! Alas! A salad age!
Palindrome - Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
Palindrome - Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
Palindrome - Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
Palindrome - Funeral - Real fun.
Palindrome - Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Palindrome - Harass Sarah!
Palindrome - He lived as a devil, eh?
Palindrome - I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
Palindrome - I, madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
Palindrome - If I had a hi-fi.
Palindrome - Kanakanak. (near Dellingham, Alaska)
Palindrome - Lepers repel.
Palindrome - Lew Otto has a hot towel.
Palindrome - Lion oil.
Palindrome - Ma is as selfless as I am.
Palindrome - Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
Palindrome - Mr. Alarm.
Palindrome - Neder sit Wort; trow tis Reden. [Dutch]
Palindrome - Niagara, O roar again!
Palindrome - No evil Shahs live on.
Palindrome - No garden, one dragon
Palindrome - No lemons, no melon.
Palindrome - No trace - not one carton.
Palindrome - No word, no bond, row on.
Palindrome - No, it is open on one position.
Palindrome - Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
Palindrome - Oh who was it I saw, oh who?
Palindrome - Pa's a sap.
Palindrome - Pacer race car recap!
Palindrome - Pam, draw a ward map.
Palindrome - Pepsi is PEP.
Palindrome - Pull up if I pull up.
Palindrome - Rats drown in Wordstar.
Palindrome - Red rum, sir, is murder.
Palindrome - Reflog a golfer.
Palindrome - Rise to vote, sir.
Palindrome - Saippuakivikauppias. (Finnish word for a dealer in lye)
Palindrome - Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindrome - Sex at Noon taxes.
Palindrome - Sit on a pan, Otis.
Palindrome - Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Palindrome - So many dynamos.
Palindrome - Some men interpret nine memos.
Palindrome - Step on no pets.
Palindrome - Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Palindrome - Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Palindrome - Tell Abe to vote ballet.
Palindrome - Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome - Too hot to hoot.
Palindrome - Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome - Was it a rat I saw?
Palindrome alert: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
Palindrome isn't one.
Palindrome tagline - enilgat emordnilaP
Palindrome д Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god
Palindrome д Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas
Palindrome: No evil sex at noon; taxes live on.
Palindrome: Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & gun.
Palindrome: Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome: Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome: Won't lovers revolt now?
Palindrome: "Nora, a raft!" "Is is far, Aaron?"
Palindrome: A Toyota
Palindrome: A dog! A panic in a pagoda.
Palindrome: A dog, a plan, a canal. Pagoda!
Palindrome: Detartrated (a contrived chemical name).
Palindrome: Diamond light, Odo, doth gild no maid!
Palindrome: Emil's niece, in slime
Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.
Palindrome: Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!
Palindrome: God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog
Palindrome: I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
Palindrome: I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!"
Palindrome: Kanakanak (near Dellingham, Alaska).
Palindrome: Last egg gets Al.
Palindrome: Lepers repel.
Palindrome: Level
Palindrome: Live sex in a Toyota nixes evil.
Palindrome: Ma, I say! Lee's as eely as I am!
Palindrome: Madam, I'm Adam.
Palindrome: Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam
Palindrome: Malayalam (language of the Malayali in Kerala, so. India).
Palindrome: Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Palindrome: No evil sex at noon; taxes live on.
Palindrome: No trace - not one carton.
Palindrome: Now Ned, I am a maiden nun Ned, I am a maiden won!
Palindrome: Pacer race car recap!
Palindrome: Palindromic taglines are not on erase nilgatci mordnilap!
Palindrome: Pam laid a dial map.
Palindrome: Pepsi is PEP
Palindrome: Race car
Palindrome: Radar
Palindrome: Rats live on no evil star.
Palindrome: Redivider.
Palindrome: Reflog a golfer.
Palindrome: Releveler (won't work with British spelling though).
Palindrome: Rise, sir lap dog. God, pal, rise sir.
Palindrome: Saippuakivikauppias (Finnish word for a dealer in lye).
Palindrome: Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindrome: Sex at noon taxes.
Palindrome: Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns.
Palindrome: Stressed desserts
Palindrome: Taem, no Devil lived on meat.
Palindrome: Tell Abe to vote ballet.
Palindrome: Ten animals I slam in a net.
Palindrome: Toot
Palindrome: Top spot
Palindrome: Wanna tan? Naw
Palindrome: Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Palindrome: Won't lovers revolt now?
Palindrome? Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Palindromeemordinlap
Palindromic recipes are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap
Palindromic taglines are not on erase nilgatci mordnilap!
Palindrone - Oh who was it I saw, oh who?
Palistinian Suicide Squad to the recue. Ready! Suicide! Arggggh
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium.
Palm Bay Florida: Decades of tradition unimpeded by progress.
Palm Bay, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
Palm Farr: If PeeWee Herman was a Vulcan
Palm Farr: Vulcan sex with PeeWee Herman.
Palm Springs University-more than 100 degrees available
Palm readers do it with your hand.
Palmgreasity - A maitre D's attitude
Palmolive oil: Use it for salads or cooking or dishwashing.
Pals excuse you when you make a fool of yourself
Palsy could get a gynecologist arrested
Paluckoo stew sticks to your ribs; Paluckoo doo sticks to
Palukoos taste better when fed on a diet of Tribbles
Pam laid a dial map.
Pam's Law of Group Insurance: The illness you come down with is&lt;&gt;the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover
Pam, draw a ward map. The Palindromic Pig
Pamela Lee is officially in love with @N@
Pamela, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Pamplona, Spain the annual running of the goats - Crow
Pamtim lepe trenutke, a ona se nicega ne seca
Pan - god of critics
Pan Am is still in MY heart
Pan Amime - Motions airline attendant does while another explains
Pan Posieden Dionysus Cernunous Mithrus Loki... Apollo
Pan up! - Crow on floor level shot of girl taking shower
PanAnubisDionysusOsirisRaCernunnosBaphomet
Panama driving: All garbage goes out the window immediately.
Panama driving: At all costs, don't spill your beer.
Panama: Relax!!! Thats how a scorpion says "Thanks for the shelter".
Panama: Why did all of those one day strikes seem to fall on Mondays?
Panasia BBS: Internet/EchoMail; No fee & Minimum red tape
Panda Farr: Vulcan sex uh, never mind.
Pandaemonium, the capital of Hell in Paradise Lost by John Milton [1608-1674]
Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!
Pandemonium doesn't reign here... It pours!
Pandemonium! BBS - Where those who know don't ask
Pandora's Box...Intel was Inside.
Pandora's Law: Never open a box you didn't close yourself.
Pandora's Rule: Never open a box you didn't close
Pandora, Earth Goddess
Pandora, get away from that box!!
Pandora: we know all about her box.
Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in glass houses
Pane Farr: A Vulcan peeping Tom
Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in a glass house.
Panem et circenses
Pang Farr: Vulcan sex while incredibly hungry.
Pangalactic Gargleblaster or Old Mink? Your choice.
Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
Panic [in large, friendly letters] ... origin: an utterly
Panic crept up on him with its cloak open and gathered him in
Panic is never encountered by a Scout who's prepared.
Panic must be done in an orderly fashion!
Panic now - avoid the rush!
Panic now, and avoid the pre-examination rush
Panic! Walk around in ever-decreasing
Panic, n. - The first time you can't do it a second time
Panic, n. - The second time you can't do it the first time
Panic: Not enough memory to shut down
Panic: can't find rm --rf *
Panic: ifree: freeing free inodes
Panic: kernel trap (ignored)
Panic: when you discover that you look like your Dad
Panicky violence does not a Probationer make
Pansy - someone who likes his vice versa.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on
Pant Farr: Exhausting Vulcan sex.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex when you're winded.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on.
Panther(TM) is a reg'd Trademark of Pink Panther
Panthyr for Moderator! Yay!
Panthyr's Tagline Foundry and Riverside Plasma Center
Panties are irrelevant! --Sharon Stone of Borg
Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next to it.
Panties conceal nature's most deadly weapon.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Panties, n. - Maybe not the best thing in the world, but next to it!
Panties: Not best thing, just close to it!
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to it
Panties: not the best thing in life, but next to it
Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
Pantomime, n. - The art of boring an audience without speaking
Pantomimists do it silently.
Pantone 666 - color of the beast
Pants are always optional, but recommended for you
Pants... thank you! - Sam, "M.I.A"
Pants... thank you! - Sam, "M.I.A"
Pants.Zip Not Found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;ee anyway?
Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Pantuso's First Law: The book you spent $14.95 for today will&lt;&gt;come out in paperback tomorrow
Pantyhose = software: free installation available.
PaooOGET - Dead, Deceased, Expired
Pap smear - a fatherhood test
Papa Smurf for President; his neigbours for Congress
Papa was a rollin' stone
Papa! A quoi Гa sert "Format C:" ?
Papal Decree - No masturbating in the afterlife
Paparazzi DO IT to the rich and famous
Paper Towels? I thought it was bathroom tissue for big -
Paper a$$holes: gummed paper reinforcements -U.S.Navy
Paper a*sholes: gummed reinforcements -U.S.Navy
Paper burns, but the words fly away. Ben Joseph Akiba
Paper can't wrap up a fire. - Chinese Proverb
Paper clip: The larval stage of a coat hanger
Paper clips are the larvae stage of coat hangers.
Paper cut; Insulting Tagline.
Paper hangers do it vertically.
Paper is always strongest at its perforations
Paper is always strongest at the perforations. -- Corry
Paper is no longer available, wipe your ass with an owl
Paper is paper, gold and silver are money!
Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!"
Paper or plastique, Mr. Qadaifi ?
Paper plates again ... next them d*mned powdered eggs!
Paper tagline, or plastic?
Paper will put up with anything that's written on it
Paper? You mean you print things on DEAD TREES? Yuck!
PaperBoy is almost finished. Wish OS/2 was.
Paperclips are the embryo form of clothes hangers.
Paperless Office: Your stall in the bathroom!
Paperless office
Papers, Papers, Where's the starting point?
Paperweights - The only way to keep bills down.
Paperwork - you want it wadded or in roll form?
Pappa's got a brand new bag...of fish! - The Tick
Papsmear: Fatherhood test.
Par polka: Dance follow-through some golfers make when teeing off.
Para cuando E-SCREEN v3.01?... Pronto, muy pront
Parachute School Dropout
Parachute for Sale ! Used only once, never opened, small stain.
Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened. One red stain.
Parachutes only work when they are open
Parachuting - By Hugo First
Parachuting: Hugo First
Parachutists daughter, but she was free-4-all
Parade the ox and start the flood - Course of Empire
Paradigms - you know what they say, "shift happens."
Parading around in that revealing sweater - Tom
Paradise : two cubes with dots on them
Paradise Motel: Jimmy Swaggart's Home for Wayward Girls!
Paradise by the dashboard light.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now ... only much, much better. -- Laurie Anderson
Paradise is exactly like where you are, only MUCH, MUCH better. -- Anderson
Paradise is where I am. -- Voltaire
Paradise sucked the big one. - Mary Draganis
Paradise sucks - Beavis
Paradise! Prepare for...deconstruction!
Paradise: Can it be all that I heard it was?
Paradox - 2 things ya tie yer boat to
Paradox - n., that which is not a paradox
Paradox 1: Free will and predestination co-exist
Paradox is the apostle of sedition in the Kingdom of Orthodoxy
Paradox, n: Two physicians
Paradox: Enterprise security officers versus Imperial Stormtroopers.
Paradox: Two MDs.
Paradox: two physicians
Paradox: when premature insight clashes with prevailing nonsense.
Paradox: A very small medical group.
Paradox: An assistant to PhDs
Paradoxical Quote: Taglines are for Morons!
Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. Paragraph. -David Moser
Paragraphs are your *friend*
Paralell Universe Parking - Tom on old 40s era cars
Paralell Universe Parking... -- Tom Servo
Parallel Minor - A music student who is as tall as his instructor
Parallel Paths: Death and Homosexuality!
Parallel lines DO meet, but only incognito
Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.
Parallel parked in a diagonal universe.
Parallel processors share the task.
Parallel. A parallel universe. Kirk
Paralysed from the neck up
Paralysis through analysis
Paralyze Resistance with Persistence
Paralyze: The checks in the mail and Trust Me.
Paralyze: The checks in the mail and Trust Me.
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Paramedics are patient people.
Paramedics can revive anything.
Paramedics save lives, EMT's clean suction units.
Paramedics save lives....EMTs still drive the ambulance!
Paramedics save lives...EMT's clean suction units
Paramedics save lives...EMT's still drive the ambulance!
Parameters! We don' need no steenking parameters!!
Paramount bastards! Ye killed my Capt'n! - Scott
Paramount has given in to temptation. I don't like DS9. - Michael S
Paranoia (n) the feeling that a tagline is about you
Paranoia (n): the belief that this tagline is about you
Paranoia - Believing this tagline is about you
Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get you
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to
Paranoia is OK. If they're really out to get you
Paranoia is a Positive survival trait!
Paranoia is a man's worst friend.
Paranoia is healthy if they ARE out to get you!
Paranoia is heightened awareness
Paranoia is knowing all the facts. William S. Burroughs
Paranoia is nothing to be afraid of!!
Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoia is when you think these are about you.
Paranoia isn't as much fun as it used to be.
Paranoia must run in your species, Odo -- Quark
Paranoia n: Fear of being watched. Who'd bother with _You_?! Oh, THEM!!
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep...
Paranoia virus: deletes all files & replaces them with duplicates
Paranoia: Believing this tagline is written about you.
Paranoia: Not an attitude but a way of life.
Paranoia: The feeling that this tagline is about you
Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe
Paranoia: Believing this Tagline is written about you
Paranoia: Believing this recipe is about you.
Paranoia: Not an attittude but a way of life.
Paranoia: Two fears for the price of one.
Paranoia: Yugo Owner with THE CLUB.
Paranoia: n. fear of white designer jackets that close from behind.
Paranoia: n. fear of white designer jackets with 52 inch sleeves!
Paranoia: the feeling that a tagline is about you.
Paranoia:n. fear of being watched. Who'd bother with _You_?! Oh, THEM!
Paranoia? Hell, no. Heightened awareness is more like it
Paranoid (n.) One that is badly in touch with reality.
Paranoid - someone who has all the facts
Paranoid -- Black Sabbath
Paranoid = Paranoid Tags
Paranoid BBS: All the nodes are out to get YOU
Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!
Paranoid Delusions can affect Anyone, at least that's what THEY told me!
Paranoid Taglines are hard to find. They run and hide
Paranoid recruitment drive: tell a Ranger fan about the Illuminati.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies 2 to 1!
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.
Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies two to 1!
Paranoid, I melt into myself.
Paranoid: "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."
Paranoid: One who is really in touch with reality
Paranoid: Someone who just figured out what's going on
Paranoid: Yugo Owner with THE CLUB
Paranoid: two geeks
Paranoid: One who has just figured out what's going on.
Paranoid: two geeks
Paranoid? Me? Who said that...?
Paranoid? Me? Who told you to say that? Garibaldi, B5
Paranoid? Who me? What? Where? How? Why? Help!
Paranoid? Why should _I_ be paranoid?
Paranoid? Me? Who wants to know?
Paranoid? Why should *I* be paranoid? - D. Wolf
Paranoids Anonymous. "Stop reading my taglines!"
Paranoids are dangerous - we have to keep track of them
Paranoids are justified.
Paranoids are never alone.
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticise,
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too
Paranoids have enemies, too.
Paranormal; Beyond the realm of the normal.(see note above)
Parapet: Two Dogs.
Parapsychology, n. - Science qua seance
Paras... I know a good tag line when I steal one
Parasites--what makes them tick?
Parasitic Drag: Pilot who bums rides and whines
Paratime Elevator - when it HAD to be there Yesteryear!
Paratroopers DO IT by vertical insertion
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
Paratroopers go deeper, last longer, and pack a heavier load
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening
Pardon *my* gender-type, but after you."--Mulder to a b/tch (PM)
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Barbie Dolls?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue GP-38's?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Gray Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Grey Poupon? ___ Blue W
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Yellow Poupon?
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any noodles?
Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is
Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is Blue Poupon?
Pardon me boy - is this the lair of great Cthulhu?
Pardon me but I am chasing Ancestors!
Pardon me but would you have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyways
Pardon me if my ignorance is showing, but who is Heinlein?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Pardon me while I barf
Pardon me while I check with God.
Pardon me while I go throw up
Pardon me while I just squeeze in here. -- Odo
Pardon me while I laugh
Pardon me while I pluck that beam from your eye
Pardon me while I snag your recipe
Pardon me while I steal a mirror
Pardon me while I steal your tagline
Pardon me while I whip this out
Pardon me! Where did you get the idea that the whistle pulls the train???
Pardon me, @FN@, is that the kat who chewed your new shoes?
Pardon me, @TOFIRST@ - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, Gord. Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, I find your existence offensive; please die.
Pardon me, I think the floor is this way. *thump* - Jeff Hancock
Pardon me, I'm a beta tester for a designer drug lab
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, I've been smoking DSZ docs.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill
Pardon me, Orville - Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Pardon me, but are reason and logic allowed here?
Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Pardon me, but did you say `Blessed are the cheesemakers'?
Pardon me, but do you have any (ClCH2CH2)2S?
Pardon me, but do you have any Earl Grey Pupon?
Pardon me, but do you have any Gagh Poupon?
Pardon me, but do you have any grey tampons?
Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!
Pardon me, but does your dog bite? --Inspector Clousseau.
Pardon me, but does your menkey bite? &lt;Inspector Clouseau&gt;
Pardon me, but is that Grey Poupon on those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
Pardon me, but what's this fish doing in my ear?
Pardon me, but would you happen to have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you have any Gagh Poupon?
Pardon me, but would you have any original Taglines?
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Pardon me, but your Freudian slip is showing.
Pardon me, but your broom is double parked
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing
Pardon me, did you drop your wrestler? - Mike
Pardon me, do you have any Earl Grey Poupon?
Pardon me, do you have any Heinz Pickled Herring?
Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?
Pardon me, is that a real duck?
Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants
Pardon me, may I borrow your Wobbly Goblin?
Pardon me, my brain is clogged with bong resin
Pardon me, ordinary citizen! - EWJ
Pardon me, pardon me. - Odo
Pardon me, please. I just regained consciousness
Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Pardon me, sir, but are reason and logic allowed in this echo?
Pardon me, sir, you're bad entertainment. W. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
Pardon me, sir, you're bad entertainment. - Shakespeare
Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare
Pardon me, son, she ain't no kid.
Pardon me, the cheese slipped off my cracker for a moment
Pardon me, there's a cat on my keyboard.
Pardon me, waiter. I like my water diluted.
Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
Pardon me, which way to the casual sex?
Pardon me, you seem to have mistaken me for someone you can mess with.
Pardon me, your horse is on fire!
Pardon me-it appears my mind is out at the moment-leave a message.
Pardon me. Attempts to define 'God' cause one to break out in hives
Pardon me. Did you drop your wrestler? -- Mike Nelson
Pardon me. I find your existence offensive; please die.
Pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs!
Pardon me... I lost my mind there for a second
Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Pardon me... do you have any Blue Poupon?
Pardon me...Do you have any Double Coupons?
Pardon me: weren't the Borg originally from the Delta Quad?
Pardon me; I believe you're sitting on my banana.
Pardon my circumlocutions, I seem to be soliloquizing.
Pardon my driving -- I'm reloading right now
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload and dropped my bullets.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move.
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload!
Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. - Janier
Pardon my driving, officer, I was trying to reload!
Pardon my driving... I don't have a licence
Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload, eh?
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. --Ambulance Driver.
Pardon my hipness - Tom as cheesy hippy character
Pardon my hipness. -- Tom Servo
Pardon my ignorintz
Pardon my rubber. -- Mulder
Pardon my spandex - Mike as girl disrobes
Pardon my spandex. -- Mike Nelson
Pardon our dust... nonsense under construction
Pardon our existence and we'll pardon yours.
Pardon the scattered thoughts, my neurons are pinging. :
Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction
Pardon this tagline, my other one got lost in cyberspace!
Pardrobe: A professional golfer's clothing.
Paree', I Give My Life To Thee - By Ben Eaten
Parent's Law: By the time you're right, you're dead
Parent/Teacher Night: Let's Share The Blame.
Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six."
Parental Chat Controls...The Mother of all Vaporware.
Parental Discretion is advised.
Parental units told me I'd have millennia like this.
Parentheses - a bad habit, but I'm trying to bracket.
Parentheticals mean never having to say "It was a JOKE!"
Parenthood is when you're better chaperoned than before the wedding.
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Parenthood: the longest guilt trip you'll ever take
Parents - People who use the rhythm method
Parents Who Watch Television - Have Kids Who Watch Television
Parents are content when their kids are in bed safe and soundless.
Parents are sure inscrutable, huh? - Calvin
Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth. - Peter Ustinov
Parents are the last people on earth who should have children
Parents become instantly wiser when a teenager turns 21!
Parents didn't, you won't. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur
Parents dilemma: Sleep? Sex?... Sleep? Sex?... Slee...zzzz
Parents don't get enough appreciation.
Parents don't live longer, it just seems that way
Parents freak out when you have a party with loud music.
Parents have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Parents like stupid things.
Parents never fully appreciate teachers until it rains all weekend
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it
Parents remember everything, whether it happened or not
Parents should come with instructions.
Parents, Make The Call!
Parents. Couples that practise the rhythm method.
Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life
Paris IDIC: Infinite Devotion for Irritating Chakotay
Paris and Neelix 'go' to hell ? I figure they already are there
Paris of Borg: "Let's assimilate the twins in stellar cartography."
Paris, Humanoid life signs over here. Kim
Paris, did you program him? -Torres
Paris, did you program this guy? Torres
Paris, my crew is coming over. Chakotay
Parity Error ! System Halted !
Parity Error, System Halted, Daves out of coffee, Hit Enter to restart
Parity error -- Turn computer on and off 12 times quickly
Parity errors are a bit too much for me
Park Harpell? Thats Canadian English,this is Canada -Mike
Park Overall is an optimist.
Park the HD? As in moving it from D to P?
Park your hard disks here!
Park's Law of Insurance Rates and Taxes: Whatever goes us, stays&lt;&gt;up
Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes cle
Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bon
Parking Lot: A place to keep potholes until needed.
Parking for Wizards Only...all others will be toad.
Parking for Wizards only -- Violators will be toad!
Parking for ticket buyers only. Violators will be ticketed
Parking is for Disabled patrons only. Violators will have their thighs Superglued Together
Parking is such street sorrow.
Parking is such street sorrow.
Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen
Parking is such street sorrow. -- Mario Andretti
Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen
Parking lot - A place where arguments start from scratch
Parking reserved for witches only. Violators will be toad
Parking space - An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn
Parking: Wizards only! Violators will be toad!
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it
Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai
Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done
Parkinson's Law for Medical Research: Successful research&lt;&gt;attracts the bigger grant which makes further research&lt;&gt;impossible
Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it
Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income.
Parkinson's Sixth Law: The progress of science varies inversely&lt;&gt;with the number of journals published
Parlez vous tagline?
Parliament: "They have what it takes, to get what you got."
Parna masina je pronadjena jer nije mogla neparna.
Parnoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep
Parody error: Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
Parrot - Official Bird of the Tagline echo
Parrot in a raincoat: polyunsaturated.
Parrot: Official Bird of the Tagline echo.
Parrot: Official Bird of the recipe echo.
Parrotnoia: Fear that your parrot is up to something!
Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Parry. Thrust. Parry - Mike as girl awkwardly fights
Parser? Parsnip? - What's the difference? W. Erickson
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnish their wages?
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnish their wages? Paul Revere'd the right to bear arms. Will you?
Parsley farmers: can the IRS garnishee their wages?
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parsley is just like pubic hair. Push it out of the way, keep eating.
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme... - Simon & Garfunkle
Parsley, sage, rosemary, strychnine
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so no recycling
Parsleymonious, adj.; stingy with the greens
Parson's Law of Passports: No one is as ugly as their passport photo
Parsons Ammonia: Cleans your Avenue like nothing else!
Parsons of Borg: "You cannot resist our instrumentals!"
Part #135246B-6. Elastic band for 386-33.
Part (2/8), File: "confu.tag", Status: [ЧЧЧЧЧЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЗ]
Part 2 to a better America: HANG ALL POLITICIANS
Part 2's: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To The Bathroom
Part 2: Sheep
Part 2: The Llama
Part 7: Teeth
Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The Senate of Canada
Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The U.S. Senate
Part of my job as a coach is to keep the five guys who hate me away from the five guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester
Part of the art of being a woman is knowing when not to be too much of a
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting ba
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles, but in avoiding them. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory
Part of the hospital hazing - Joel as guy sprays patients
Part of this tagline is umop apisdn
Part of what you are saying to me is a lie. The rest is painfully true. - a shrink on a Quantum Leap episode
Part parasite, part sabrobe!
Part-time Chocolate Patrol.
Part-time GYN, only on friday nights and weekends
Part-time bandleaders are semiconductors
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Partays wait for no one.
Parted from me and never parted
Partial nuclear disarmament is like being a little pregnanant
Partially sage, rows Mary in Thames
Participant, SEA War Games 1968-75 (2nd Place)
Participant, Southeast Asia War Games 1949-1975 (2nd Place).
Particle Man!!!! Particle Man!!!! Where are you Particle Man?
Particle Man....doing the things a particle can
Particle man fights Tagline man
Particle physicists DO IT energetically.
Particle physicists DO IT with *charm*.
Particle physicists do it energetically.
Parties are no fun when the hostess is exhausted. - Anna Steven
Parties exist, therefore I am.
Parties. The silver lining of higher education!
Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis
Parting is such sweet sorrow. - Figaro
Parting is such sweet vinigar
Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater
Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler.
Partner and Poodle missing!! Reward for poodle!
Partners are like fires; they go out if left alone
Partnership for a Democrat-Free America
Parts is parts.
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter.
Parts that cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord
Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
Parturition: Lots of action, what with Janeway's new do.--Micheal
Party On, Dude - By Jill Out
Party On, Dude: Jill Out*
Party On, Dudes and Be Excellent To Each Other!! ....Bill & Ted
Party Time coming soon to a DLBB near you!
Party all night, ohh oh All night long.
Party at Chez Anthony!
Party at Chez Dennis!
Party at Chez Gracie!
Party at Chez James!
Party at Chez Jaunty!!
Party at Chez Jo!
Party at Chez Leman!
Party at Chez Mary!
Party at Chez Mic!
Party at Chez Smoke!
Party at Chez Stephen!
Party at Chez Tammy!
Party at Chez Yvon!
Party at Ground Zero.
Party like a bitch from hell!
Party on @FN@! -- Garth Algar
Party on @TOFIRST@! -- Garth Algar
Party on Dudes!
Party on Wayne!! Party on Garth!! Party on Bluewave!!
Party on the Edge of Forever.
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @F.
Party on, Wayne. Party on, @TOFIRST@
Party on, Wayne. Party on, Orville.
Party till you puke
Party till your tongue turns green
Party time! Excellent!
Party with Spike in ZERO days, June 16th
Party, Party, going to a Party.ЪЪ
Party, Party, going to a Party.ЪЪ
Party, caramba, fiesta forever
Partying is such sweet sorrow
Pas de deux (father of twins)
Pascal -