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I love the women's movement - especially from behind!
Ào-À>À-Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
But does Bo know double diamonds?
+ = if you're not careful
å - Thats ok son it'll grow
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
...Like a Tagline/Stolen for the very first time...
All My loving...I will send to you.....
Denise was a woman who thought she was a Tagline...
Folks, they wanna have Taglines!
HELP.. I need a Tagline. HELP.. Not just any Tagline.
I come from Alabama with a Tagline on my knee
I've got this funny feeling, that you don't love me anymore.
JoJo was a man who thought he was a Tagline...
Like a Tagline [hey!] Stolen for the very first time
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa
Taglines, Taglines, Catch the fever now...
You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you...
You're so vain, you think this Tagline is about you.
looking for a lover who won't blow my cover....
<- Brigadier General Tribble
<- Major General Tribble
<- Lieutenant General Tribble
<- General Tribble
ú ù ù ú * * ~ ~ ú <- Tribble Solar System
:-} User is a cheese-head
---------- Look MOM I resistered It
If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't
" F e ‚ Ÿ ¼ Ù ú - D to you, too, Buddy!
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
<--that's an S-Hole
î¨!¨ Wî d™¥'t g™t ¥™ tŒ¥kŒ¥g vŒçšî!!!
Dis side up
Or is it?
p p p <- Tribbles listening to rock music
*' <-Vulcan Tribble =* <-Andorian Tribble <<* <-Klingon Tribble
[0 I hate these [0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING[0m Taglines
[0;1;34mThis Tagline now in living [35mColor![0m
[32mMy Tagline is on t[5;36mhe bli[0;1;32mnk again[5;36m![0m
ALERT! ALERT!... No, it's TWO Lerts!
- <CTRL>+<the beast>
Proctologists are very probing people
<-empty tagline
<- Invisible Tagline
<- Spaced out tagline
Right-wing tagline.
<- Invisible Tagline
This is off-center.
GO NAVY!!!
(X) You are here.
This is off-center.
( -- Monty Burns)
<- Cloaked Tribble
<-empty tagline
- Cloaked Tagline
This is off-center
<- *Generic Tagline*
<- CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
<- I Forgot To Add A Tagline
<- Place Tagline here
<- Spaced out tagline
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
<- Tagline with a cloaking device.
<-- Invisible tag line
GROG!
<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
- (McBain)
This is off-center
<- tagline abducted by aliens
"FORTY-TWO!"
*JACK BUTLER'S MST3K FILE*
<-- Tagline abducted by aliens!
<- cloaked tagline.
Doc Zimmerman -- USS Voyager
<-Tagline with a cloaking device.
Sysops like to watch
<This tagline intentionally left blank>
*Headline* Tags
"Uh huh. Want some coffee?"
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
From the book Hit or Myth
"Isn't this the FILES Section??"
......<-Stealth Tagline
Captain Kathryn Janeway -- USS Voyager
First Officer Chakotay -- USS Voyager
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
T a g l i n e s n o w
Uh huh. Want some coffee?
[OS/2 - Why Wait ?]
$ x $ r $ g ....
-- CLOSED FOR RECIPE DEVELOPMENT --
Guide/Cook/Handyman Neelix -- USS Voyager
Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager
What?! No Tagline
**"The Crow" MOVIE and Comic Book QUOTES 133 Taglines**
-- NO SUITABLE TAGLINE FOUND --
Chief Engineer B'Elanna Torres -- USS Voyager
Starfleet Lieutenant Tom Paris -- USS Voyager
>>recipe moved to upper memory<<
<- cloaked Tagline.
(Welcome back from the previous message!)
(a short musical interlude)
***GRATUITOUS MILLER LITE COMMERCIAL REFERENCE!***
-- NO SUITABLE TAGLINE FOUND -- .
/* I can C clearly now */
~Gary (Baltimore, Maryland; USA) Internet: gary@mbbs.com
**"The Crow" MOVIE and Comic Book QUOTES 133 Taglines**
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS...
Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class
Ops/Communication Officer Harry Kim -- USS Voyager
"'o.o'"
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
...you tend towards short sentences when speaking.
IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE
MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
<-- Cloaked Tribble
Hmmmmmmmmm, very interesting!
I'll tell you what's the matter! This parrot is dead!
Not a problem. Here's the next batch. {BTW: Netmail coming
Slim pickin's so far, but here's what I've collected:
Yeah - can't find it playing on any local cable stations...
the invisible man
Starfleet Tactical Security Officer Tuvok -- USS Voyager
as good as a happy smilie
"If you can't sing good, sing loud." -- Forrest Gump
>>>> In Stereo Where Available <<<<<
>Crash<
<- Bald tribbles <- after hairclub visit
<- Tribbles listening to rock music.
(:)-) from someone wearing scuba mask
(a short musical interlude)
...you're always saying, "That'd make a great tagline!"
Gary, HELP!!!
a double-chin
>>Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
<>>>>>>>>>>>> BBS NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<*>>>>> <- Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
((((( This signture in Stereo where available ))))
(This tagline deleted due to lack of interest)
(This tagline may contain an encrypted satanic message)
*: *: *: *: My cat walks all over me :* :* :* :*
-<< Brain Swapped to Disk >>-
-=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=-
-=( Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here )=-
...It's me and you and tags...it's me and tags ... oh. Sorry.
...You read Panamanian postings to steal their tags. In Spanish.
...the first thing you do in the morning is sort last night's tags.
...you don't write home, don't write reports; you write taglines.
...you haven't allowed anyone else access to the 'puter for weeks.
...you hear your family mumbling, "She's still doing taglines."
...you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
...you say, "I'll come to bed as soon as I finish sorting these."
...you start singing "tagline" songs. (Me and my taglines ...)
...you stay up till 4 am on your spouse's birthday ... doing tags.
Buy left-handed coffee mugs.
FROINLEVIN!
H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
Makethe taglines go awaaaaaaay...
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
Please Hold
TAGLINE ERROR! Report to tech support
Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
This tagline deleted due to lack of interest.
Univac loves you.
are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)
eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:
plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)
trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
"No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<<*>>>>> <- Senior Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
(A short musical interlude).
*** Nobody's perfect, but I'm not nobody ***
. A .
=== Yakko Warner: Captain of the USS Water-Tower, NCC-456W, a ===
A: Kettle drums.
Adam - "Who else?"
Come to LA and be treated like a King!!!
DM: "It doesn't want to have sex."
Here are a few of mine.
I love fine tuning programs.
In thought and favor, word and deed.
MST3K 3-5 PART III: I - O 900 Taglines
Mike
Nervous Technicians?
There are three sexes; males, females and girls.
You know you've been doing taglines too long when = YKYBDTTLW
"Or a disease." - Dot
<<<*>>>>> <- Chief Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
<And I do carry quite a few other tag files. :)) >
(and here is my maintags.tag files from bw2.20)
:^) Specially captioned for the humor impaired :^)
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
Beyond this tagline there is a militant Naturist...
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! See?
HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline.
Is this thing on..?
Mike
Scarfing as many tagines as you bloody well drae. :))
\\\*/// <- Senior Airman Tribble
`"Y888P"' dolittle@frappy.brewich.com
"How can anyone flunk sex education?"
>---- Stealth Tagline.
>Guest-Starring Anne Baxter as Zelda the Great.
<<<* <- Sergent Tribble
<<<*)) <- Sergent Tribble First Class
<<<*))) <- Master Sergent Tribble
<<* <- Corpral Tribble
<* <- Private Tribble First Class
(Vert Tab) (Form Feed) = (End of Text)
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
-Simon & Garfunkel: Sounds of Silence
. Robert A. Heinlein memorial taglein.
:-* User just ate something sour
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! See?
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire....
Fundamentalist (n): braindead, backwoods redneck.
I heard these hand crafted words from IAN to ALL
I heard these hand crafted words from Sarah to All
I'll tell you what's the matter! This parrot is dead!
My computer put the byte on me and my wallet!
Now GET LOST!!!vies?chamber.fately! sir.ip!/
SURF NAKED
Thanks, SYSOPs
Why is this here?
Windows! <G>)
\\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
\\\\*//// <- Staff Sergeant Tribble (AF)
about: Philosophy Tags
about: TAGLINES?
comment on mine. -Jennifer Baker
{COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down
! Origin: A Byte Of Aloha (1:105/331)
! Origin: HyperMail! - Feel the *Power* (1:209/7211)
"*MWAH*! Goodnight everybody!" - Yakko
"...But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo" - Animaniacs
"...death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth." -- Tim
"A battle of wits?" inquired the dragon. "To whose death, Sir knight?"
"A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?!"--Rimmer
"All the jump-jets are down? !@#@&*^ NO HARRIERS
"And then you turn the corner..." And the DM starts chuckling...
"Bother" said Pooh as he found his smack had talc in it.
"Did you say Beelzebub?!!!"
"Do you know who I am?!" - Dr. Scratchansniff
"He's dead, Jim. Ensign Dahmer, stop that!"
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..."
"I loike traffic lights..." - Monty Python
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney
"I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert." - Lister
"I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed to kill you with sex."
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..." - Monty Python
"I'm not sure." - Werner Heisenberg
"Let's try this again, boy. More friendly like." -- Mako
"Living in a world of make-believe..."
"Lt. Yar, you are naturally blonde!" - Data
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
"No one told me when to run; I missed the starting gun." -- Pink Floyd
"No thanks. I'm on a low saliva diet." - Slappy
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K..." - Monty Python
"Perhaps a sedative?" - Slappy
"Rancor Collections Inc.:You want it WE'LL get it,or ELSE."
"Sam,Ziggy says you're a news Anchor on some show called FYI
"Steal the best taglines" shall be the whole of the Law.
"That's enough, Data." * Picard
"That's quite a dress you almost have on." -- Gene Kelly
"There are worse things than dying." -- Kalas
"Things don't bug you if you don't think about them." -- Calvin
"Void where prohibited by aardvark"
"Wake up. It's time to die."
"Whatever she says, I didn't do it." - Quark
"When you're in love with a beautiful person..." - Dr. Hook
"You watch too much TV, Pinky." - Brain
"ah smells like a new movie"
#*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
#*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
#:-) User is wearing a turban
#= User is pro-nuclear war
$719.28: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-6 User is braindead
> Pardon me if my ignorance is showing, but who is Heinlein?
> Thanks for posting those Heinlein literary tags back in January.
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>Slam< >Bang<
<-- YOU ARE HERE (Total Perspective Vortex)
<:-I User is a dunce
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-) User is Chinese
'Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen' (Everybody!)
(-*-) <-- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
(-: User is left handed
(8-o It's Mr. Bill!
(:I User is an egghead
(_)] <- Short Beer.
(a short musical interlude)
* <----Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP
* Never trust a sysop.
* <- After hair club for Tribbles . <- Before hair club.
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Good Tribble =* <- Evil Tribble
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
* <- McCoy Tribble. "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble..uh.."
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Regular Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribbl*ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!* BOOM!!!!
* <- Tribble <- Tribble bugs
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribbles
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble after a Bud Light
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after 120VAC 60Hz 5A
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble . <- Honey, I shrunk the tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble <- Approximates
* <- Tribble <- Balding Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Dribbles
* <- Tribble <- Fraction Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Hare Krishna Tribbles (You never see just ONE)
* <- Tribble <- Scribbles.
* <- Tribble <- Snake Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles after a summer haircut
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble
* <- Tribble <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the dark
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.PAK +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Wendys' Double Tribble sandwich.
* <- Tribble <- dissected tribble
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble */ *********@@@** <- Tribble halftime
* <- Tribble @ ******* ******** <- Tribble football
* <- Tribble <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Anti-tribble
* <- Tribble <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble <- Balding Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble <- British Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dagwood Bumstead Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble <- Deep-Sea Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble <- Japanese Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Major General Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Minimized Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Rectangular Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble After a Close Shave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Reproducing
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Rockettes
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Running
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble <- Tribble Unrolled
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after a really close shave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after struck by elevator door
* <- Tribble <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble <- Tribble at a Weight Watchers meeting
* <- Tribble <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble <- Tribble celebrating New Year
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble having Safe Sex
* <- Tribble <- Tribble impaled on huge spear
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in transporter
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on Stilts
* <- Tribble <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble <- Tribble that didn't make it
* <- Tribble <- Tribble version 0.72
* <- Tribble <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a Wave
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.ARC
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS \__/ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.SQZ
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) <- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <- Tribble <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble * <- Red Baron Tribble in his triplane
* <- Tribble + * <- Four seconds in the growth of a tribble.
* <- Tribble got'ta match? * Tribble refuses.
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised Tribble
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble with a Mohawk
* <- Tribble !*! <- Skiing Tribble
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble "*..*" <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears
* <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Borg assimilated Tribble
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble Waffle.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after being assimilated by the Borg
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after getting stuck in a waffle iron
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble in transporter
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble sees a Klingon
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble with his hair spiked
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble # - Tribble Assimilated by BORG
* <- Tribble #####@@*# <- Atlanta Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <- Tribble #%*&@ <- Tribble mixed up with bad company
* <- Tribble #*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles looking between the shutters
* <- Tribble #~ <- Electrocuted Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
* <- Tribble $***,***,***.** <- floating Tribble sign
* <- Tribble % <- Female Tribble
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Tribble-twins
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese Twin Baby Tribbles
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Banker
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble in need of a stress pill
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble neighbors
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble wearing glasses
* <- Tribble % <-- Siamese twin baby Tribbles.
* <- Tribble %%%%%%%%*%%% <- Tribble stuck in zipper
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy machine
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble.ZOO
* <- Tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- Klingon sees a Tribble
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble boomerang
* <- Tribble > <- Tribble on a bender
* <- Tribble >>>*> <- Steve Martin Tribble
* <- Tribble >< <- Tribble in a vise-grip
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Luke Skywalker Tribble
* <- Tribble >*< <- Tribble in an X-Wing
* <- Tribble >-(_____) <- Tribble winning Sumo match
* <- Tribble >|< <- Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble <> <- Tribble in a TIE fighter
* <- Tribble <<<* <- Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*>>> <- seaman Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*) <- Staff Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<<*)) <- Sergeant Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <<<*))) <- Master Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble <<* <- Corporal Tribble
* <- Tribble <* <- Private Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble <*> <- Grinning Tribble
* <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble <*< <- Tribble Rubber Chicken
* <- Tribble <*-<*-<*-<*- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Happy Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Inhale * <- Exhale <- Inhale * <- Exhale
* <- Tribble <- Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Major General Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Stealth Tribble
* <- Tribble <- The Invisible Tribble
* <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love
* <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble <- Tribble with a cloaking device
* <- Tribble <- Tribble.OWS +__+ Unpacked Tribble.OWS (dead)
* <- Tribble <- Tribbles in the dark.
* <- Tribble <- teenage mutant ninja Tribbles
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Tribble in a TIE Interceptor
* <- Tribble <-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble <--> <- Darth Tribble in Tie Fighter
* <- Tribble <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale * <-exhale <-inhale
* <- Tribble <censored> <- Very, very horny male Tribble.
* <- Tribble ' <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble pilot in a TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with deflector screens
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with headphones
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up
* <- Tribble (-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
* <- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <- Tribble (____) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
* <- Tribble (side view)
* <- Tribble * U * <- Tribble horseshoes
* <- Tribble * <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* <- Tribble * <- King NepTribble
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribbles dueling
* <- Tribble * Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* <- Tribble * <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bill ClinTribble playing saxophone
* <- Tribble * <- Black Widow Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bullwinkle Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Captain Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat
* <- Tribble * <- Cross Country Skiing Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Generic Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!!
* <- Tribble * <- McTribble sandwich
* <- Tribble * <- Odo disguised as a Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar
* <- Tribble * <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Rectangular Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Square Tribble o <- Round hole
* <- Tribble * <- Squared Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Top view) * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Escargot
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble at Custer's last stand.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble calling for police
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk (You can tell!)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble doing the twist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble having safe sex
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble in the mist
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble, the Flying Nun
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. (Creativity Block)
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble. Tribble -> * Tribble -> * * <- Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Trigonometric Tribble. (L&R side views, Top view)
* <- Tribble * <- UHF/VHF Tribble
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble * * <- Doubbles * * * <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble * * <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble * * <- Tribble Olympics: Syncro Swimming
* <- Tribble * * <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribble Olympics: Biathlon
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribbles Meet Bambi
* <- Tribble * * * <- Delta Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
* <- Tribble * * * <- Treble
* <- Tribble * * * <- Tribbles with legs
* <- Tribble * * * <- eta Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * <- terrifying flying Tribbles
* <- Tribble * * * * * <- Tribble Con.
* <- Tribble * * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits
* <- Tribble * * ** *** ***** ******** <- Fibonacci Tribbles
* <- Tribble * - <- William the Conquering Tribble with crossbow
* <- Tribble * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble * ====u\ >BLAM!< How to shoot a Tribble. (Why?)
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
* <- Tribble *! . <- Tribble Olympics, Baseball
* <- Tribble *!#*!^*&:-) <- a schizophrenic Tribble
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble playing the harp
* <- Tribble *& <- Tribble sitting in Lotus position
* <- Tribble *> - | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *< <- Tribble with a megaphone
* <- Tribble *< *<*<*<*< <- Donald, Daisy, Huey, Dewey, Louie Tribbles
* <- Tribble *< . o o <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble *<*< <- Tribble Olympics: rowing
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude
* <- Tribble *) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *) <- Tribble Smilie
* <- Tribble *)- * <-Tribble hunting Tribbles.
* <- Tribble ** <- Siamese Tribbles
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <- Tribble ** <- Tribbles having Safe Sex (Can't you tell??!!)
* <- Tribble ** <- Young Tribbles in love
* <- Tribble *** <- Treble Tribbles
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble and qagh surprise
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble chain.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble *** <- pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble **** <-- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble ***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
* <- Tribble ****** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter
* <- Tribble ******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute
* <- Tribble ********* <- 5 minutes and a bowl of wheat later
* <- Tribble ****************** <- Tribble Orgy
* <- Tribble ****************************** <- Tribble reunion
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble **7 <- Secret Agent Tribble.
* <- Tribble *- -* <- Tribble Olympics, Duelling
* <- Tribble *- <- Aroused Tribble
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble With A Chainsaw
* <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation surgery
* <- Tribble *-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- triple Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *--) <- Coal Mining Tribble with pick
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribble roasting a marshmallow
* <- Tribble *--* <- Tribbles holding hands
* <- Tribble *--* <- violent Tribbles
* <- Tribble *-o-*-o-- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble *. <- Female Tribble,"Not tonight, I started my period."
* <- Tribble *. <- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/tribblings
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *. <- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.<- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble With Tribblepups.
* <- Tribble *.<- Tribble droppings
* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribbles
* <- Tribble *.* <- Tribble file name
* <- Tribble *.. <- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble *.. <-Tribble Droppings
* <- Tribble *..<- Tribble Mother and Young
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
* <- Tribble *..* <- Tribble Family.
* <- Tribble *.......<- Mama Tribble and seven Tribblepups/Tribblings
* <- Tribble */ <- Band conductor Tribble
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsaber
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a sword
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting
* <- Tribble */(***) <- Censored Tribble
* <- Tribble */*/::\ \ <- Tribble Funny Cars drag racing
* <- Tribble */-* <- Tribble sword fight
* <- Tribble *// <- Tribble going skiing
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping small sized hat
* <- Tribble */s <- Laplace transformed Tribble.
* <- Tribble */~~ <- Tribble dominatrix
* <- Tribble */~~~~~~ <- Tribble motorboat
* <- Tribble *1 <- Tribble footnote
* <- Tribble *2 <- Squared Tribbles
* <- Tribble *8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
* <- Tribble *= <- The Starship Tribbleprise
* <- Tribble *? <- Grandpa Tribble with hearing aid
* <- Tribble *D--> <- William Tell Tribble
* <- Tribble *I* am the elder brother, Kern.
* <- Tribble *J <- Tribble snorkelling
* <- Tribble *L. <- Tribble playing golf
* <- Tribble *L. I <- Tribble Olympics, Golf
* <- Tribble *Y <- Tribble Snorkelling
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\ <- Tribble with a HEAVY saber
* <- Tribble *\ . /* <- Tribble Olympics: Ice Hockey
* <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *\\ *\\ <- Tribble Olympics: Skiing
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing
* <- Tribble *\__|--|_/* <- Tribble polevaulting
* <- Tribble *][ <- Tribble II: The adventure continues
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying
* <- Tribble *^^^ <- Bajoran Tribble
* <- Tribble *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear."
* <- Tribble *___*____*_____ <- Tribble Olympics: hurdles
* <- Tribble *______________o_____ <- Tribble bowling
* <- Tribble *e <- How Quayle spells Tribble
* <- Tribble *o <- Tribble In Love With A Rock
* <- Tribble *o*o- <- Tribble & onion kabob.
* <- Tribble *|* <- Tribbles playing water volleyball
* <- Tribble *|-------*- <- Jousting Tribbles
* <- Tribble *} - 0 <- Tribble Olympics, Archery
* <- Tribble *} -- | <- Tribble Archery
* <- Tribble *} --> <- Tribble Hood, Prince of Thieves, with longbow
* <- Tribble *}* <- 2 Tribbles talking on phone
* <- Tribble + <- Bald Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Born again Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Emaciated Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble With Mange
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble after a shower
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble.ZOO v2.1
* <- Tribble + <- Tribbles On Drugs
* <- Tribble + <- Wet Tribble
* <- Tribble +++o+++ <- Rudolph the Red Nosed Tribble
* <- Tribble +---*---+ <- Texas Longhorn Tribble
* <- Tribble +^+^+^+^+^+^+ <- Thangies
* <- Tribble , <- A:\Tribble.ZIP . <- A:\Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble , <- DH0:Tribble.ZIP . <- DH0:Tribble.LhA
* <- Tribble ,* <- Tribble peg-leg with cane
* <- Tribble ,** <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing
* <- Tribble ,*|-------*- <- Tribble Olympics, Jousting
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Negative Tribble Tribble
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble After Ultra Slim Fast.
* <- Tribble - <- Tribble with a headache
* <- Tribble - -- ---===>>>>>>>>>>>>* <- Tribble snagged by comet
* <- Tribble ->I<- <-Tribble on steroids
* <- Tribble -<--*-- <- Tribble after sword fight
* <- Tribble -*- <- Flying Tribble
* <- Tribble -*- <- Kung Fu Tribble breaking board with body
* <- Tribble -*- <- Tribble Hula-Hooping
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble chain
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob
* <- Tribble --*-- <- Tribble at Custers last stand
* <- Tribble ------ <- Tribble-kabob
* <- Tribble -|--*-- <- Tribble after a sword fight
* <- Tribble . . . . <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles
* <- Tribble . <- Alien Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Before hair club for Tribbles * <- After hair club
* <- Tribble . <- Brigadier General Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Chinese Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble . <- General Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Shaved Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Teenage mutant ninja Tribble
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble After A Shower
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after an ARJ encounter
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble midget
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on Dexitrim
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble with a crew cut
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) . <- Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
* <- Tribble . <- Tribbles on drugs
* <- Tribble . <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble . <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble .<- Brigadier General Tribble
* <- Tribble .*e <- How Quayle spells "Tribble"
* <- Tribble .. <- Lieutenant General Tribble
* <- Tribble / <- Tribble after squeezing through a door.
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches
* <- Tribble /\*/\ <- Alien After Gestation Inside A Tribble.
* <- Tribble /\*\ <- Tribble putting on a roof
* <- Tribble /\/\/\/\*//\/\/\/\/\/\ <- Tribble Olympics: moguls
* <- Tribble /| _ *\ <- Tribble K.O. & Tribble in neutral corner
* <- Tribble /| * |\ <- Tribble rope-a-dope
* <- Tribble /~\*[-- <- Teenage Mutant Ninja Tribble
* <- Tribble 0 <- Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble 0_*__ <- Tribble being sucked into a black hole
* <- Tribble 3 <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble : <- 2 wet Tribbles having sex.
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble Looking at you
* <- Tribble : <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble :*: <- Tribble on a dune buggy.
* <- Tribble :. <- Tribblets
* <- Tribble = <- McTribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks
* <- Tribble = <- dissected Tribble
* <- Tribble =<*>=<8) <- Tribble Meets a Snake.
* <- Tribble =*= <- Red Baron Tribble
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill
* <- Tribble ===\-+-+-/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning Tribble
* <- Tribble ===|###|*|oo00oo\=== <- Tribble Train going into tunnel
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis
* <- Tribble ?*? <- Tribble In A Quandary
* <- Tribble ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbles
* <- Tribble @ <- Dreaded Tribble viper
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble fetus
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on LSD
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble on a target range
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble x-ray
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble, as seen by a druggie
* <- Tribble @******+******@ <- Tribble Olympics: Tug o'War
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Ferengi Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- Macro Tribble
* <- Tribble @*@ <- The offspring of a Tribble and Ross Perot
* <- Tribble @*o <- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <- Tribble @\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ _/* _/@ <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble @n*++------o <- Top Fuel Class Tribble
* <- Tribble Alt-21 <- Hero Steam engine powered Tribble
* <- Tribble D <- Tribble sandwich
* <- Tribble Duh.
* <- Tribble Gotta match? * Tribble refuses.
* <- Tribble H@\_ *\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_*\_ . _/* _/@H <- Tribble hockey
* <- Tribble I* <- Geordi Tribble (asleep, of course!)
* <- Tribble Load"*",8 <- Commodore 64 Tribble
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles on a windy day.
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Grunting With Power!
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble after big dinner
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble in cap and gown
* <- Tribble O <- Tribble wearing condom
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles after Biology lab
* <- Tribble O O O <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble Oo*0 <- Tribble in a line-up
* <- Tribble Ryder* <- Mad Tribble Bomber
* <- Tribble X <- Tribble in a Transporter
* <- Tribble X< o= o= <- Tribbles and Rock!
* <- Tribble Y <- Tribble doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble Y Y Y <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones
* <- Tribble [+*+] <- Tribble on a Klingon Firing Range
* <- Tribble [] <- Mime Tribble trying to get out of box
* <- Tribble \* <- Tribble slide.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Airman Tribble
* <- Tribble \*/ * <- Tribble giving up to mugger
* <- Tribble \*/ |* * * <- Teenage Mutant Tribbles
* <- Tribble \/~~~~*~~~ <- ship saving drowning tribble
* <- Tribble \\*// <- Airman Tribble First Class
* <- Tribble \\\ ((>>>*<<<)) /// <- service striped Sergeant Tribble
* <- Tribble ]]]]*[[[[ Captain Tribble
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble beaming up
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula, the BatTribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Dead Tribble
* <- Tribble ^*^ weightlifting Tribble
* <- Tribble ^.^ <- Viking Tribble
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- Tribbles who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Oops! Didn't see that one!
* <- Tribble _ <- Roadkill Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble Vs. A Klingon
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after a steam roller
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble after unfortunate steam roller accident
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble roadkill
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble under an elephant.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble who spent a weekend at Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ <- Worf's Tribble after not using the litter box.
* <- Tribble _ <- after fight with Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble _ <-Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After fight with Godzilla
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- After visit to Jurassic Park
* <- Tribble _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble Bozo
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble With Extra Large Feet
* <- Tribble _*_______*_ <- Tribble Olympics: High Jump
* <- Tribble _OO O * O___O * O <- 4 racing Tribble Belt Sanders
* <- Tribble __ <- Oops! Didn't See That One!
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble after run-in w/ Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's Tribble after not using the litter box
* <- Tribble __ <- Worf's pet Tribble after it ate his qagh
* <- Tribble __ <= A Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble __*_\__|--|_/*___ <- Tribbles polevaulting
* <- Tribble ___ <- Road Tribble.
* <- Tribble ___------------------* <- Bungee jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble ____ <- Tribble meets Ford at 65mph
* <- Tribble ______/ \\* <- Tribble Olympics: ski jump
* <- Tribble _________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble
* <- Tribble `*' <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble `*' `*' `*' <- Vulcan Tribbles.
* <- Tribble a a a <- after the wash cycle
* <- Tribble e* Tribble calling for police
* <- Tribble eDD Tribble celebrating New Year
* <- Tribble f f f <- Anti-Tribbles
* <- Tribble h <- Tribble Sandwich
* <- Tribble j j j <- Tribbles wearing condoms
* <- Tribble k k k <- Hari Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble m m m <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble o <- Baby Tribble with bottle
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Minimized Tribbles
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Shaved Tribble with an innie belly button!
* <- Tribble o <- Sheared Tribble ,,,,,, <- Tribble Wool
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a close shave
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble after a haircut
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a hula hoop
* <- Tribble o <- Tribble.ZIP . <- Tribble.ARJ
* <- Tribble o o o <- Bald Trebles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Minimized Tribbles.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Picard Tribbles
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles after a winter haircut!
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles on drugs.
* <- Tribble o o o <- Tribbles with hula hoops
* <- Tribble o o o <- after hairclub visit
* <- Tribble o** <- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island
* <- Tribble o*o <- McTribble
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling
* <- Tribble o*o o*o <- Mickey and Minnie Tribble
* <- Tribble o-*-o <- Tribble in a Y-Wing
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble listening to rock music
* <- Tribble o= <- Tribble on a windy day
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Trebles on a windy day.
* <- Tribble o= o= o= <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble oo*o <- Tribblemobile oo*o <- after crash test
* <- Tribble p p p <- dissected Tribbles
* <- Tribble q <- Hare Krishna Tribbles
* <- Tribble x <- Village people Tribble
* <- Tribble xxx==<*>=<*>=<*>==<8)>-< <- Tribbles meet Snake
* <- Tribble y y y <- Tribbles after a haircut
* <- Tribble {{* <- Klingon Tribble
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble caught in a trash compactor
* <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity
* <- Tribble | <- anorexic Tribble
* <- Tribble | * * o | <- Tribble croquet
* <- Tribble | | | <- after being stuck in elevator
* <- Tribble |\|/| <- Big mutant Tribble claw
* <- Tribble |_*_\ |_*_\/_*_| |_*_\ <- Tribble Dodg'em cars
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble
* <- Tribble |_____________________* <- bungee-jumping Tribble
* <- Tribble || <- Tribble stuck between elevator doors.
* <- Tribble }*{ <-Tribble TIE fighter.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee
* <- Tribble ~ <- Very drunk Tribble
* <- Tribble ~#~ <- Tribble's head exploding
* <- Tribble ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble with snowshoes
* <- Tribble #####-@@*# <- Atlanta Tribble Olympics '96: Tractor Pull
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs.
* <- Tribble ***+ pretty good Tribble movie rating
* <- Tribble *-~ <- Tribble after sex
* <- Tribble O* <- Good Tribble =* <- Bad Tribble
* <- Tribble o <- Picard Tribble
* <- Tribble. *-~ <- Tribble after sex.
* <- Tribble: Fuzzy ball, born pregnant, and has voracious appetite!
* <- Tribble[space][space]*[space]<-[space]Generic Tribble
* <- tribble * tribble calling for police
* <-- Tribble ! <-- Tribble after encountering a Klingon
* <-- Tribble (As though you didn't know by now!!)
* <-- Tribble *- -* <-- Tribble Olympics, Dueling
* <-- tribble ~%#{..~$ <-- tribbles after using Windows
* * * <- Tribbles * <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut
* Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left!
* TLX v4.00 *
* Tribble + : Grain = ***********************
* a good pun is its own reword---
***** <- Tribble Con '93! Guest Tribble: James Doohan!
***** <- Tribbles _____ <- no Tribble at all
******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
****************** <- Tribble Orgy
**************************** tribble tagline.
****************************** <- Tribble reunion.
**************************The*Tribble*Tagline************************
*****************Dang*Tribbles******************
***This*tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*******
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-(Tribble:Hands Across America)*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
*-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob
*:o) And Bozo the Clown!
*Inalienable*. *Human* rights. Even your language is racist!
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH Work! (Please!!!)
+++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATHWork Damn-it!!!
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
,-) Ditto...but he's winking
,:-) Same thing...other side
- - - S a v e T h e H u m a n s - - - -
- - - S a v e T h e N e w b i e s - - - -
- -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)
- -:-) User is a punk rocker
- No Tag Line, Just a Barcode...
- ambulance number of the beast
-<< Blondes. <smirk> Enough said >>-
-=>Quoting Danny Della Paolera to All<=-
-=>Quoting Danny Della Paolera to Myra I Fox<=-
-WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching!.
. <----- Teenage Mutant Ninga Tribbles
.-) User only has one eye
... :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: (recipe in Braille)
.d8 Y8Y 8b. -=The DoLittle 8-)=-
/^\/^\/^\_O_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
1) Good guys always shoot better than bad guys.
3) Good guys always win and get the girl.
3:[ Mean Pet smilie
3:] Pet smilie
4) Good guys are always good looking.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
8 :-) User is a wizard
8-) User is wearing sunglasses
888 8 888 Star Wars, The Role Playing Game
888b.d8b.d888 Play By E-Mail
8:-) User is a little girl
:<) User is from an Ivy League School
:'-( User is crying
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying
:*) User is drunk
:-# User is screaming
:-# User wears braces
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-)~ User drools
:-* User just ate something sour
:-/ User is skeptical
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-7 User just made a wry statement
:-9 User is licking his/her lips
:-: Mutant Smilie
:-? User smokes a pipe
:-C User is reaally bummed
:-D User is laughing (at you!)
:-E Bucktoothed vampire
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-P Nyahhhh!
:-Q User is a smoker
:-S User just made an incoherent statement
:-X User's lips are sealed
:-[ User is a Vampire
:-o Uh oh!
:-{) User has a mustache
:-{} User wears lipstick
:-~) User has a cold
::-) User wears normal glasses
:=) User has two noses
:^) User has a broken nose
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
=:-) User is a hosehead
AD&D Mistake #2: Insulting an archmage
Actual newspaper headline, 1/17/77: "Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. --Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)
And the mage draws her two-handed sword. We're in trouble.
And the mage draws her two-handed sword. We're in trouble.
And the mage draws her two-handed sword. We're in trouble.
At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music.
Automatic rejection of BBS advertisement taglines.
Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. I will kill your family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
Bimbattle-axe: Blonde mother-in-law
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye.
Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.
Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
CUNNILINGUS.....An Irish-American Country-Western singer
Cinderella is the idol of female Capricorns everywhere!
Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap@#&$NO CARRIER
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Did you ever realize that the "stronger sex" is really the "weaker sex" because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex?
Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP!
Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP!
ENEMA.....Someone who is not your friend
ENEMA.....Someone who is not your friend
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
FROINLEVIN!/Animaniacs
Famous Last Words #18: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
HH>I have 9705 Trek taglines, which includes tribble tags. Are
HH>I have 9705 Trek taglines, which includes tribble tags. Are
HH>In case you don't have many Tribble taglines, here is some
Ha! -Simba/Lion King
Hi, Mr. Rex! I'm Barney!I love youyou love m..*CHOMP!!!!*
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
I always wanted a pet god
I always wanted a pet god
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
I duzn't know how I gots here. Cheeeiit....
I duzn't know how I gots here. Cheeeiit....
I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class
I have first amendent righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
I like Florida. Everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs. --George Carlin
I love you, you love <BOOM!!!!!>
I love you, you love <BOOM!!!!!>
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. -Barney Borg
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world. --Samuel Johnson [1709 - 1784]
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH>!
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH>!
I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated!
I'm a Friday's child in a Wednesday's world.
If a tree falls in the forest and no ones blogs about it, does it make a noise?
Internal tagline browse function, add/delete/edit taglines.
Internal tagline browse function, add/delete/edit taglines.
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. --Sir Winston Churchill
It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. --Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, [Sherlock Holmes]
May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk"
Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wrong, it will
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. --Orson Welles
My idea of roughing it is turning the air conditioner to 86
My idea of roughing it is turning the air conditioner to 86
My name is Jim Taylor. I'm a fool. I carry a badger.
My name is Jim Taylor. I'm a fool. I carry a badger.
Nahh, real mathematicians do it discretely -- anyone who does it
Never mistake green slime as spilled Jell-o.
Nothing says `I love you' like eternal torture. - Drow Priest
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. --Joe Gores
Only God can make a random selection.
Only God can make a random selection.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something
Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed." - Leia
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. --Fred Hoyle
Suggests taglines based on the subject and content of the message!
Suggests taglines based on the subject and content of the message!
Tag lines are like cats, you only think you own them.
Tag-X can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
That was *not* manual override. -- Data
The "Tagline Mangler" creates interesting taglines!
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
The Crow The Crow said don't look!!
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. --Arthur C. Clarke [1917 - ]
The bigger they are...the harder they hit.
The bigger they are...the harder they hit.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. --e e cummings (1894 - 1962)
The only thing the Borg left was Barney.
The only thing the Borg left was Barney.
The season is named Spring, b/c that's when temperatures Spring back and forth
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. -- Kilgore Trout, (Philip Jose Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. -- Kilgore Trout, (Philip Jose Farmer), "Venus on the Half Shell"
Vampires do it all night long!
Vampires do it all night long!
Welcome to Dante's! Which level of Hell will you be visiting today?
What if the 'Hokey Pokey' really *is* what it's all about?
What you get when you don't get what you want.
What you get when you don't get what you want.
What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Putting the car in park.
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? Five beers.
Windows: Written entirely by blondes.
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
Wonder if blondes prefer gentlemen?
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When....Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. -Neil Young
You heard me, Tinker Gnomes have invented Uzis.
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer!
You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?
You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you...
Your blonde roots are showing, dear.
ZS> Here's a couple of Tribble tags I just thought of:
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[0mThe [30minvisible [37mrecipe.
[5;32;40mAm I crazy... Or is this recipe blinking?.[0m
[Clove captioned for the ham impaired....]
[Sneak] [Stop] [Sneak] [Snatch] Gotcha! Another recipe!
[This recipe Censored by The Citizens For Decency]
___. ._.. __. ._ _ __ ._. _.__ _._. .__ _ ._ __.(Morse Code recipe)
`88888888888' Game Master and Useless Trivia Guru
bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
fangs, tail, fur...I'm ready for a night in the woods.
is he being a cannibal? I do. -- K'ehlyr.DD
not loaded
wtf.....what the !@#$
|--|On 03/28/96, I saw that Donn Sartain wrote about
|--|On 03/28/96, I saw that Donn Sartain wrote about
!
! <-- Tagpunctuationwithexclamationaryintent
! <- Tribble with a BIG mohawk
! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely.
! < Tribble heading 0 mark 180, Warp 3
! Not on your life !
! Origin: Always know where your towel is. (1:143/207.1)
! b***r* * *x**pt * B*dw**s*r
! said Tom while banging his head.
! yek ecapskcab eht dnuof I ! tsal tA
!! DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
!! (G)arbage (I)n, (G)arbage (O)ut !!
!! FLASH !! - people are missing computers suspected!
!! TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
!!!! CAUTION Ed Murphy FIELD !!!! ŽEdsil Murphy
!!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD !!!!
!!!! THIS COPY HAS BEEN UNREGISTERED FOR 182981 DAYS !!!!
!!!!! TAGLINE FOR THE HARD OF HEARING !!!!!
!!!!!!! UP THE IRONS !!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!GO LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!KIDS!!!!!!!! <sigh>
!!!!!CP MBI na ni deppart m'I !pleH
!!!!em sa sdrawkcab sa er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
!!!!hctiws esever eht dnuof I
!!!SMILE!!! <CLICK> <FLASH> GOT IT!!!
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT
!!, groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue.
!!DRIEW eb rehtar d'I ?lamron eb yhW
!!Eliminate legalized theft; abolish Congress !!
!!WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
!!WARNING!! JOLT.CAN found, programmer probably wired.
!!eerreehh ssii 44..11 rreekkaaeerrFF ttxxeeTT
!!evirD draH ym pu kcab nac I woN !!esrever dnuof I
!"Random" taglines
!$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now, where do we land?
!'+++ )++S+ ++eRe +[] ++++\/e f++XXX
!(* &(#&*$*#(**#&(*&*() (*))!_)()*)!# )!, etc
!(a+b) = !a * !b =0
!(a+b) = !a * !b =0 (hay - I just wrote the things - it might not be!)
!*! !*! <-- Tribbles with snowshoes
!- Maximus 2.02
!. Oh, ABE!!! One night at the Theatre isn't going to kill you
!. Personality: what Engineers use for birth-control
!. USER: A technical term used by SysOps. (also see IDIOT)
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of my cat)
!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnGkj (Tagline courtesy of three year old)
!?!?oakcac ovo tepo ej ok aP .uderu ejin otsen onvitinife
!@!!~$! %!%@#^!^ -- Time up. NO CARRIER
!@#$%&* The most widely used computer language in the world
!@#$%@! Can't escape from the jaga kereta!
!@#$%^&* Who Put That Bubble Gum In My B: Drive!
!@#$%^&*: The most widely used Windoze term worldwide
!@#$%^&*hanks for hanging up, dear
!@#$& Rats! My finger must have slipped
!ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
!Apathy.
!Are you being served
!Body parts and jokes.
!Books and Book titles
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
!CP siht edisni deppart m'I !EM PLEH
!Camelot
!Cannibal
!Caution! Taglines may be hazardous to disk space!
!Children and Teens.
!Clean and cleanliness
!Clothing
!Desufnoc Yrev Si Enilgat Siht
!Evil
!Gimme a beer! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger...
!Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
!I'd love to but....
!NIAGA ,sdrawkcab gnipyt m'I !TI NMAD
!NOTTIRB TTOCS EM LLIK TSUM UOY EMAG EHT TAEB OT
!PPPS! LeT THeRe Be hOUzE!
!PPPS! home of FoRMAT C: and LaBEL A:
!Por Favor, No Rompa Mis Cojones! Gracias!
!RRRRRRRrrrrrrrr - RRev up with RoseReader!
!Reality Overload Warning! Escape to Star Trek (Y/n)?
!SBB siht yb renosirp dleh gnieb m'I ,PLEH
!SDRAWKCAB si enilgat sihT
!SRAIL era peehS eht ;ti EVORP t'nac uoy ;em WAS ydobon ;TI OD t'ndid I
!SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH
!Static Attack ! Pass the Bounce
!TRC eht dniheb kcuts m'I !!!!!!!!!!!PLEH
!WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded again.
!WARNING! Do not install prior to installation!
!Wh!o wa!lked ac!ross my! t!agline! w!ith mu!dd!y !feet?!
!Who! wal!ked ac!ross this ta!glin!e wit!h muddy fee!t?
!ZTAGID=!
!aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,oN
!aixelsyd evah uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!dab LAER kaerb a deen uoy ,siht daer nac uoy fI
!daeha seil erutuf ruo fo tsoM
!daer ot ysae eb ot evah senilgat syas ohW
!deb ot og ot emit sti, elbuort yna tuohtiw siht daer nac uoy fI
!deciton t'ndah I ,yrroS ?siht ekil daer ot reisae ti sI
!doog er'uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
!edis gnorw eht morf enilgat siht ta gnikool era uoY
!edis gnorw eht morf enilgat siht ta gnikool era uoY!!edis gnorw eht no er'uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!edis gnorw eht no er'uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!edis grorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!egnatrs yrev kool sgniht.
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enif tsuj si gnihtyreve ,yllaer oN
!enilgaT oediV esreveR
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!enilgat cinataS !eraweB
!enilgat siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH
!ereh fo tuo em teg ydobemoS .rotinom eht ni m'I !pleH
!ereh yas ot diputs gnihtyna fo kniht t'ndluoc I
!evirD-draH ym pu kcab nac I woN !!esrever dnuof I
!evird drah ym pukcab nac I won ,esrever dnuof yllanif I
!evird drah ym pukcab nac I,yllaniF.!esrever dnuof I
!evitcepsrep gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool er'uoY
!evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL
!gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihtoN
!hctiws esrever eht dnuof I
!hctiws esrever eht dnuof I !yeH
!knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD
!knoH if you understand Lexdysia
!knoH know if you understand do Lexdysia
!laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!lanoisseforP X-gaT esU !nuF evaH !gnuoY eB
!llaW ehT ffO ,rorriM ,rorriM
!llepS: the dyslexic spell checker
!miJ ,daed s'eH
!nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT
!neercs eht dniheb deppart m'I !pleH
!neercs eht fo kcab eht morf skool enilgat a woh si siht
!neercs srotinom sretupmoc ruoy dniheb kcuts m'I pleH
!noitacideM deen I os ,kO
!noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
!nwod edispu si enilgat sihT
!pukcab egami rorrim a dah I dog knahT
!purpose=General Taglines for Messages!
!redaerlaim siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!rehc nom zev*r suoV ?ioM ?euqixelsiD
!retupmoc eht fo edisni deppart m`I !pleH
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
!revo draobyek eht nrut dluohs uoy ebyam esac taht nI
!rorrim a teG !kciuQ
!rotinoM siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!rotinom nmad siht fo tuo em teg ydobemoS !pleH
!rotinom ruoy edisni deppart m'I !pleH
!sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa tnemnrevoG eruceS dna efaS troppuS I
!sdohtem noitpyrcne devorppa-tnemnrevog troppus I
!sdrawkcaB si enilgaT sihT
!sdrawkcab elttil a m'I yas elpoep emoS
!sdrawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog I kniht I
!sdrawkcab seog ti wols os si cp yM
!seinnep ni llib cirtcele ruoy yaP
!senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY
!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW!!sretirw enilgat cixelsyd fo eraweB
!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW
!si gnitirw rehto lla ,sdrawkcab t'nsi enilgat sihT
!sretirw enilgat cixelsyd fo eraweB
!srorrim dna ekoms htiw enod lla s'tI
!srorrim htiw enod lla s'tI
!swodniw ni evird drah ym pu gnikcab m'I
!t* t** t'*** ll*ts *** t*b **G *b **m t*
!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT
!teem sdne ekam ot sekat ti tahw tog s'ehS ... suoregnad s'ehS
!teem sdne ekam ot sekat ti tahw tog s'ehS ... suoregnad s'ehS!!ti ezimodnar :seye gniyrp morf atad tcetorP
!thgir er'uoy ,wonk uoY
!ti ezimodnar :seye gniyrp morf atad tcetorP
!ti gnivol dna...*exuLeD liamQ gnisu *ton* woN
!ti tner uoy ,reeb yub tnod uoY
!tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ
!uoy knaht ,enif tsuj gniod m'I
!won etal oot s'ti ,rehtob t'noD
!xob XINEX siht edisni kcuts m'I ,pleH
!yaD yM neeB toN saH
!yaD yM neeB toN saH sihT
!yaw gnorw eht su gnikat si noitartsinimdA notnilC ehT
!yrgnUh em GnIKam Si SIhT Fo llA
!ywercs elttil a og sgniht semitemoS
!ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS
!ztagid=ZIPtag * !
!{] Hard drives have gremlins! BEWARE!!.
!{] HeyThsythsopths are NOT wimpths...!
!{] Hows that for briefity? (ish)
!{] I must be brief, I'm going to explode soon
!{] No please don't get up -- I'm finished
!{] What? That was my life? Don't I get a 2nd chance?.
!{] .,.+,+.,.+,.,+.,+.,,+.,..+..,,.Tagline Graves
!{] I don't create bulk taglines, I make 'em interestin
!{] When the land cooled, there were many taglines
# <- Tribble assimilated by the Borg
# <- Tribble hit by a car + <-Balding Tribble
# <- electrocuted tribble
# <- Macintosh _ <- Macintosh when I'M done with it.
# <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
# <--- electrocuted tribble
# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation.
# 02: Get a good spell checker.
# 1: Apply butt to chair and fingers to keyboard.
# 2: Get a good spell checker.
# 3: TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS SHOUTING!!! (Cool it.)
# 4: Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do y'all do here?"
# 5: Discover off-line readers.
# 6: Remember which conference you are in.
# 7: Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topicbut"
# 8: The *stupid* question is the one unasked.
# 9: We're born with *sex*; everything else must be *LEARNED*.
# This is a tribble on drugs
# XX: Want to *post* Taglines? Use yer nearest TAGLINES Conference
# XXXX þ I *TRIED* to register it!
# of Pentiums required to screw in lightbulb = .999999999
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.00
# oh boy..tHe trOubLe thAT results wheN yoU pOst ONE hArMlEsS tAGFILe. #
# programmers to change a lightbulb? 0. That's software
# unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
## Ride FREE! ## Ride SAFE! ## Ride ON! #@
## I found my Trill On Daxberry hill ##
## Look --- A tag line with no meaning ##
### Borg tagline
##### <-- Scratch & Sniff.
##### Personal Color Greetings #####
##### Silly color - ascii roses #####
##### Some very generic smoochy stuff #####
##### Songs to sing to people #####
##### Stuff I tend to say alot in Teleconference #####
##### can Guess the quoter and tagline formats for each message.
##### greetings/good-byes/hold-ons for the teleconference #####
####### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize!
######## In Stereo Where Available ########
######## EMT'S - The Bondage Experts!!! ########
######## IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ########
######## In C I N E M A S C O P E with BlueWave ########
######### <- Scratch Here For Your Instant Antitrust Exemption
########## ######### ##################### -NORAD Unknown Track Report
########### <------ Tagline Lotto: Scratch off to reveal your prize.
########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize.
############## Finish Line ################
############## BROADCAST IN STEREO (where available) ##############
############## OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
############### $$ WholeSale Long Distance Reseller $$ ################
############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize
################ I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!! ################
################# <==== Scratch here to reveal your prize.
####################### Transmission Terminated #######################
################################### -This tagline censored by the CIA
#########---* Watch it! I've got Dynamite and I KNOW how to use it!
####*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
####Your Normally Politically In-Correct Tagline Has Been Deleted!####
###++ERE |s ++o grav|+y. +++S Sar###++ s++c#<s.
##*#####*##+SQm#T*##g is eating my taglines.
#$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now, where do we land?
#$%& *& %!@#$% $%*....oops sorry- no speaka de ASCII!
#$%^&^* Keyboard! Where's that hammer?!?!
#$%fkgheopps......."Hey, get the Kat off the keyboard!!"
#$^!* NO CARRIER "Great! Now where do I land this modem???"
#$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#%$@! NO CARRIER, but I've got two destroyers
#%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land???
#'M ST#P#D "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."
#*# #*# #*# <- Tribbles after the Wash Cycle.
#*#*# TAGLINE CLOSED FOR MAJOR REDEVELOPMENT WORKS #*#*#
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* Yellow Brick Road
#*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER
#*/+~@!! My Inner Child Just Threw Up!
#*DHey cat! <SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
#+mdJ = ca |
#+mdJ = ca | u++#?+# <--- OOPS! My buffer barfed!
#-) from someone who partied all night
#-Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, Lurk-#
#/~make love - Make: don't know how to make love
#048: "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
#1 AIDS lie: It is caused by HIV
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
#1 Hydro Song: Hertz so Good
#1 INGREDIENT OF PICKLED BREAD: DILL-DOUGH!!!!
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!
#1 Republican party recruiter of 1993 - Bill Clinton
#1 in the "don't bother" catagory.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
#1 on BORG Hit ParadeWe all sleep in a single subroutine.
#1 reason that Ziggy can't bring Sam back: Al installed Windows95.
#1> Once you have their money, never give it back.
#10 Greed is eternal.
#10 TERROR SQUAD
#103> Sleep could interfere with .....(not finished)
#1089 REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q)
#109> Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#10: *Flaming* doesn't make for *understanding*.
#10: Greed is dead.
#112: "Never have sex with the boss's sister."
#117: "You can't free a fish from water."
#11: The other person has another point of view. Read carefully.
#12: Don't like what you're seeing? Press "ENTER/RETURN" for relief.
#1303, Power NOT on!!
#139> Wives serve, Brothers inherit.
#13: I love my country; the other fellow loves his! No *bashing*!
#14: Admit to a mistake; apologize; then move on. :-)
#15: Download your mail regularly; keep in contact with your buds.
#16> A deal is a deal.
#16: Watch YOUR spelling, but don't worry the other guy about his.
#17: Be nice to the person using English as a *second* language.
#18: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
#18: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#18: Find out how to do FIDO Email if at all possible.
#18: RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
#19: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#19: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#19: RIME direct routing is easy! Ask your Conference Host about it.
#1E0+=|>fcd}85^7@jxz*7"[=}}+_..My modem is speaking in tongues again.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. All a Borg!
#20: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#20: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#20: Feel irritated? _WAIT_ before uploading that HOT retort!
#21> Never place friendship above profit.
#218: "Always know what you're buying."
#21: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#21: Feel good? Share it with others! :-)
#21: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#22 of Taglines To collect and love
#22> A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
#223 Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox
#22: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#22: Murphy's Law: "If something CAN go wrong, it WILL!"
#22: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#23: 90% of computing problems: Loose nut between keyboard & chair.
#23: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#23: Want to curse and *flame*? Take it to the Internet!!
#24 Jeff Don't Call Me Flash Gordon (Ma Man!!!!)
#24 Jeff Gordon
#24 Jeff The Flash Gordon (Ma Man!!!!)
#24: We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
#25: Age is irrelevant. A poised 13 beats an older *jerk*, any time.
#25: Fear makes a good business partner.
#26: Want to curse and *flame*? Take it to the Internet!!
#28 Davey Allison 1961 - 1993
#285 No good deed goes unpunished.
#285: No good deed ever goes unpunished. (Collaborator)
#29: Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know.
#2: "We want information." #6: "You won't get it!"
#31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
#33> It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#34 War is good for business.
#342245 - This tagline is serial numbered to prevent theft.
#47> Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#51 Neil Bonnett 1946 - 1994 ...always a WINNER!
#57: Good customers are as rare as latinum--treasure them. (Armageddon
#59 Free advice is seldom cheap.
#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#62> The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
#7 Keep your ears open.
#7 Alan Kulwicki 1954 - 1993 Winston Cup Champion 1992
#7 for #3 in '94!!!!
#7 in the bag, #8 on the way
#7> Always keep your ears open.
#858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
#9> Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
#:-) <: - Snake stalking person.
#? > [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
#@!?> NO CARRIER...
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl ... Hey, get the Cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljdkljl Get off the keyboard ya stupid cat!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get that cat off the keyboard!
#@$ffwe99fjaljklkl Hey, get that cat off my keyboard!
#@^*&%*&(*$%*&*&*(&$%(*#*&$()(@ cat - Darkwood
#@ffwee99fjaljk....hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
#AN# has been caught stealing taglines again.
#All we are is dust in the wind#
#G&$D KJ(^~71h ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!!!
#N@... I've done you before, haven't I?
#N@You stink! - Maverick
#T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#I#N#E#!#
#T#H#I#S##I#S##A##T#A#G#L#I#N#E##I#N##D#I#S#G#U#I#S#E#
#TN# Wa Nin Chee Goo Yja Wetching Tri Whynin E Oh Ska.
#TN# is here. The Force is with him.
#TN# was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
#TN#'s just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.
#TN#'s the brains sweetheart!
#TN#, I'll pay you because it's my pleasure.
#TN#, get us out of here!
#TN#, my boy... why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that?
#TN#, ou are part of the Rebel Alliance... and a traitor!
#TN#, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans
#TN#, were gonna have company!
#TN#, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
#TN#. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon.
#TN#... Jedi Knight!
#TN#? What makes you think so?
#TN#? #TN# where are you?!
#TN#Jedi Knight!
#UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY Tagline
#^*$##)y!??????šœ…g®?? NO CARRIER
#define 0x32 0x07
#define BITCOUNT(x) (((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
#define CHANGE TRUE
#define FALSE TRUE
#define ME CRAZY
#define OFF ON
#define ON OFF
#define QUESTION ((bb) ][!(bb)) <Shakespeare>
#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.
#define QUESTION { ((*b) || !(*b)) } -- Shakespeare
#define QUESTION {(2b II !2b)} -- Shakespeare
#define ROSE any_other_name
#define ROUND_ONE _FIGHT
#define TRUE FALSE
#define VGAHI CGAC0
#define _TURBOC _MSC
#define class union
#define far near
#define flame_retardant I know you are, but what
#define getch( system("FORMAT C:"
#define int bool
#define long char
#define main Main
#define main Main /* Now try to link this! */
#define main myfunc
#define scanf printf
#define signal abort
#define stdout stderr
#define struct union
#define struct union /* great space saver */
#define sysop GOD #define reality NULL
#define while if
#define while(x) if(x)
#h#~ #~ #### m###M ## ###gs
#include "shastdio.h"
#include "tags.h" main() { printf("%s\r", tagline() }
#include <clue.h>
#include <cute.tagline.h>
#include <disclaimer.h>
#include <disclaimer/favourite>
#include <funny_sig.h>
#include <joltcola.h>
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
#include <std.disclaimer>
#include <taglines.h>
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
#include <std.disclaimer.h>
#include SWEEPING_GENERALITY.h
#include clue.h
#include disclaimer.h
#include disclaimer/favourite
#include joltcola.h
#include mandatory_cute_tagline
#include std.disclaimer.h
#include taglines.h
#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"
$ WHO is John Galt? $
$ $ d dg$. Any questions?
$ $ $ $ <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles
$ In God we trust, all others pay cash.
$ is the // of all Unix.
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$ not found (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, G)et cash from charge?
$ not found A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy
$ not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
$ not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick a Conserv
$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
$#&#%*(&)(^$$#%^$.....ohhh sorry - no speaka de ASCII !
$#@!%#@!#@! NO CARRIER! Now where do we land?
$$ A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor $$
$$ PATTON EXCHANGE LETTER $$
$$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
$$$ Please ask your SYSOP to register this message $$$
$$$ not found - A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$ not found -- (A)bort (R)efinance (B)ankrupt
$$$ not found -- (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy
$$$ not found -- (A)bort (R)efinance (B)ankrupt
$$$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare Bankrupcy
$$$ not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance (F)ile Bankruptcy
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all evil $$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$.$$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, B)ankruptcy?
$%&%$R&/&- ...NO CARRIER
$%*&^% NO CARRIER" said Pooh as his modem went bang
$(classified) for 'Operation Sheepwalk. Hmm, What's that?
$0063 bottles of beer on the wall...
$1,000,000 GUARANTEED! Call this number now 1-800-572-
$1,000,000 Guaranteed! Call this number now! 1-800-572-
$1,000,000 Guaranteed! Call 1-800-572- @)&!#$* NO CARRIER
$1,000,000 reward for finding this man: *
$1,500 to file for bankruptcy? Take a cheque?
$1. Correct answers: $5. Dumb looks: Free!
$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing
$1000 Reward for Finding This Man: @N@.
$1000 reward for finding @TO@
$1000 reward for finding him, dead or alive.
$1000 reward for finding this man:
$1000. reward (check) for my lost $500. (cash)
$110 for a bottle of Southern Crown? - Tom
$13,000 Cadillac / 13* cat = 1 with nothing left over
$19.95!!! $49.95!!! $99.95!!! $199.95!!! [Price Tagline]
$2 each for 500,000 people will make you a millionaire
$2,000 + $1,800 = $3,600 according to Clinton
$2.75. Cheap -Alfred E. Neuman
$20 a month covers all this, and time limitations are non-existant!!!
$20 will buy many peanuts - Homer Simpson's Brain
$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage?
$20,000,000 and they *still* use stock footage? -- Tom Servo
$20,000? Oh yeah, I loaned that to my Mother, said Slick Willie
$200 of sand inside (tm).
$25,000 Reward! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ?
$3 million, Mr Bond, or I'll run for President! -Ernest Stalvo Perot
$3,010...I'd like to buy South Korea a drink. - Hawkeye
$3...all the stars you can view
$3.95 per minute - must be 18
$33 a year more in Clinton gas tax, your mileage may vary.
$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disembowled yet! - Ethyl on buffets
$400 per taxpayer, Mr. President. That's two haircuts
$400. Do I hear $500? asked the auctioneer morbidly.
$5 Tagline observation fee. Please remit today.
$5.00 rebate on your next tagline purchase.
$50 for the person who finds my stolen tagline.
$50... who wouldn't be interested in $50?- Emmet Otter's mum
$55 & time served. Let's take a break, folks! - H. Stone
$636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
$636.95 - # of the Beast at Sam's Club, but you have to buy a case of 10
$636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club.
$636.95 -- The Number of the Beast at Sam's Discount Warehouse.
$636.95 -- The number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$665.95 - retail beast price
$696.28 -- The Number of the Beast (including tax)
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$705.96: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
$712.28 - Number of the Beast (including tax)
$717.06 - beast plus 8% tax
$717.06 - beast plus 8% GST
$717.06 - beast plus 8% tax
$717.06: Beast plus 8% sales tax.
$719.28: The Number of the Beast (including tax)
$765.90 - beast plus 15% gratuity
$80 to rotate my spark plugs. The last time it was only $60
$80 to rotate my sparkplugs! $25 would be a fair price
$@#%&$!@#% (Tagline vanishes)
$A...@...>HELP<z....L;* ...NO CARRIER
$FE7A bottles of beer on the wall, $FE7A bottles of
$HOME = /dev/null.
$HOME sweet $HOME.
$HOME: My home away from home
$Make money fast!$ For info send 2 latinum strips to "QUARK",c/o DS9
$PATH = (Follow;The;Yellow;Brick;Road;)
$^] Donald Trump.
$hh œ‹sç‚ï çå ÑhŠ á¡ÑsçÚˆ†ms...Ñhˆy „≠v“‹›‰s àŸ„Ú
$sv WH BTHR(
$u maGaRaDa nE vaR ? (SoN s™zLeRden)
$ubliminal tagline. $end money.
% <- Tribble undergoing mitosis.
% <- Tribble teeter-totter
% % % <----- Teenage Mutant Turtle Tribbles
% <- Tribble neighbors.
% <-- Tribble Kids Seen From Above Arguing over a Fence.
% archie life
%#$;lkjd$## "There might have been a cat on the keyboard" Ž Schrodinger
%#&*@! ---- just more graffiti to detract from this message.
%$#@*! said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane.
%$#^@#" NO CARRIER "Toto, don't think were online anymore."
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%End Quote%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%>STONE TEMPLE PILOT TAGLINES (STP.TAG) ......133
%*@:-( Hung over
%+{ from the loser of a fight
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
%-) staring at terminal too long
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-) Person submitting has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours.
%------ ----- --X=E X Happy Holidays To All X E=X-- ----- ------%
%-6 User is brain dead.
%-\ from someone hungover
%-{ sad variation.
%-} humor variation.
%@!*#!!*@*@!(@*C*L&O!A^C$K@E*D@#T*A^G@L!I%N@E$%(look!!)
%BW Tags
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory
%DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory; VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears
%DCL-W-SOFTONEDGEDONTPUSH, Software On Edge - Don't Push.
%NOTES-F-STUPERNAM, personal name too stupid to print.
%POPI Punch Operator Immediately
%RSSC reduce speed, step carefully (for improved accuracy)
%RTAB Rewind tape and break
%RWDSK rewind disk
%RWOC Read Writing On Card
%SCRBL scribble to disk - faster than a write
%SHT-I-CMPLT, shutdown completed
%SHT-I-CMPLT, shutdown completed%%SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
%SLC Search for Lost Chord
%SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
%SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
%STROM Store in Read Only Memory
%SYS-F-BLAKHOLE, Message Lost
%SYS-I-Stopped, process 0002000A37D stopped
%SYSTEM-F-ANARCHISM, The operating system has been overthrown
%TAGLINE%
%TDB Transfer and Drop Bit
%Tagline File 1
%echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
%{ 1 fish, %{ 2 fish, %{ red fish, %{ blue fish
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
& U Can See All The Stars As You Walk Down Hollywood Blvd
& a hey, nonny nonny
& finallyif `ya don't like the weatherMOVE!
& they'll know we R Xtians by the <>< on our cars
‘Do What Thou Wilt' shall be the whole of the Law
&%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"
&%#jfksikkkslgpopps.. "Hey, get the cat off the keyboard!"&&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII
&& wroBC) !=
&'''''25!#$&@E%sfhxv... oops Sorry... no speaka de ASCII.
&TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeT1stToStart
&^*$%#@!?>(&anks for hanging up the phone, dear!
&^*%%#$! This message censored by the God Squad.
>
> <- Cloaked Tagline
> Skippy <LOL!!>
> ^^^^^^^^ <= This version by Ron Janorkar's evil twin,
> bond me !! <
> ttyl...Randy Prez\MRFA
> > > > > > >Nobody has been quoted in this tagline
> > -=) Unicorn in love, with little hearts above it's head
> >Thanks, Randy Prez/MRFA
> * Origin: H-E-B BBS Help!!! get me out of here!!! (1:130/901)
> GC> (as I didn't know how to FIDO Email). So, what did you
> GC> **DEAD, DEATH, DIED 162 Taglines**
> GC> Blondes DO IT with a thermos.
> GC> I do have FIDO NetMail, and Internet EMail; your choice!
> GC> your head! <LOL!>
> Go Wolf Clan <
> Out of Taglines, Please Order More <
> Out of recipes, Please Order More <
> Polytheism, n.: The belief in a Divine Parrot. <
> SF> GP> WD> KF> JP> MM> BG> JH> MF> stop quoting this.
> Thanks for posting those Heinlein literary tags back in January
> XALL ECHO Y\DEL *.*
>###CROW (Movie & Comic Book) *NEW* Jack Butler 133
>>
>> A moderator of Taglines.
>> Ankh if you love Isis <<
>> BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
>> Don't argue - I'm from Eastern Europe <<
>> From 0 to light speed in 6.1 seconds <<
>> I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me. <<
>> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? <<
>> Will Rogers never met a lawyer
>>#'M ST#P#D<< "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat. An `O' please."
>>> jim <<<
>>> Clearance sale: All Taglines HAVE TO GO! <<<
>>> Continued for the sake of boring you to death.
>>> Continued from previous message
>>> Continued to next conference
>>> Continued to next message
>>> Continued to previous message
>>> Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
>>> FRESH FROM THE FUNNIES* <<<
>>> Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
>>> Insert Clever Tagline Here <<<
>>> Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. <<<
>>> Part 11 of 13
>>> Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed <<<
>>> TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! <<<
>>> Thank you, to those who reply, in advance. <<<
>>> Think! <<< While it's still legal!
>>> WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
>>> Why is it that the best taglines are just a little too lo
>>> You need to be at least 10% smarter t<han the equipment
>>> _'M ST_P_D <<< "Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O'..."
>>>> Help...My net's crashed and I can't link up!! <<<<
>>>> IBM = (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable <<<<
>>>> Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT! <<<<
>>>>> ======= IGNORE EVERYTHING ABOVE THIS LINE ======= <<<<<.
>>>>> Guns Don't Kill People. Mailreaders Kill People! <<<<<
>>>>> I'm telling you, liberals are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<
>>>>> What It Is The Was Of What Will Be. <<<<<
>>>>> What is is the was of what will be... <<<<<
>>>>>> ============IGNORE EVERYTHING BELOW THIS LINE ========== <<<<<<
>>>>>> Real Tagline Power Users Abuse JH! >>>>>>
>>>>>> Rock and Roll is not a crime! <<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>> Police tagline. Do not cross. <<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>> I am NOT indecisive. Am I? <<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Vote Green <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> S N A G !! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stop quoting this!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Adventure? Excitement? Natch! I'm Modeming.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE.....See?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Captain Southwell, we've just <*THUD*> landed!<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>S>P>A>M>I<S<G<O<D<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>Go on, be yourself! There isn't anyone better qualified.<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>I am NOT addicted. I ju>st use the Modem all the time!<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE.....See?<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>¡¤ô¢rm†t‹“ü ‘b•—t H.R§ss ž‚r•t:ph”üˆ1-800-685-7777
>>>>>>......Myra I Fox - The Tagline Princess From Tennessee!.....<<<<<<
>>>>>-----> Pikard/Riker '96 <-----<<<<<
>>>>>=====>>Indians had LOUSY immigration laws<<=====<<<<<
>>>>......Myra Irene - The Tagline Queen From Tennessee!.....<<<<
>>>>My other computer is a Cray Y-MP!<<<<<<<<
>>>-- The information went data way ----->
>>>---taglines pierced while you wait---|>
>>>Caution! Blind Skateboarder Crossing!<<<
>>>Computer Error<<< Ram ran off with ewe
>>>I feel much better since I gave up hope.
>>>Tagline censored by Jesse Helms<<<<
>>>WARNING: Twit Filter Full. Delete Conference?
>><< >><< Bugs... What Bugs? >><< >><<
>>*<< >>*<< Bugs? Bugs?... What Bugs?
>>:-> User just made a really devilish remark
>>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made
>>??++h+n AeCohanks for hanging up, dear
>>DING!<< >>DING!<< There's your two points! :)
>>Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
>>Life's a bitch, then one moves in with you<<
>>PANON BBS<< 021/25-119 ; 021/52-739 0-24 14400!
>>Religious discussion is shoptalk carried to a higher power!<<
>>Run Time Error 485728403 SysOp Obviously Crazy<<
>>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE!
>>Tagline Deleted By Florida Censors<<
>>Tagline moved to upper memory.<<
>>insert handle/name here<< GETS A COLD, PHLEGM AT 11!
>>recipe moved to upper memory<<
><> **<>< ><>.** It's fish!
>(That's one for the over-35 crowd; the kiddies will have to look up
>*< <- Luke Skywalker Tribble in his X-Wing Fighter
>*< <-- Sheridan Tribble in his Starfury.
>*MSGID: 1:330/301.0 313e0ea9
>*PID: BWRA 3.20 [Reg]
>*REPLY: 1:261/1137 42c1adac
>*TID: FastEcho 1.45a 7854
>---- Stealth Tagline.
>... Bluewave gets my mail, keeps me safe from the twits and flames!
>... But it was over when the Sysop had a plan
>... Just another withdrawal from the insanity bank
>8-0 Surprised, wide-eyed, yelling smiley
>:>) User has a big nose
>:*) Rudolph the red nosed smily
>:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark
>:-> leer
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>:-< mad
>:-( Mad, annoyed
>:-D Evil glee
>:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah
>:-] User is feeling develish
>:^[-B Girlfriend's mad at me.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>=<)))('> Something smells like fish! <'}{{{>=<
>=X) Cat, complete with whiskers
>=o] >Q=oP >*=o] <-- Warner Sibs Family Portrait.
>Actual Headline: Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by Board
>Actual Headline: Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>Actual Headlines: Air Head Fired
>Actual Headlines: Drunken Driver Pays $1000 in '84
>Actual Headlines: Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
>Actual Headlines: Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
>Actual Headlines: Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
>Actual Headlines: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
>Actual Headlines: Stolen Painting Found by Tree
>Actual Headlines: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
>Again... Well welcome back again
>Any more Jim Morrison Quotes anyone?-)))
>BANG< >BANG< >BANG< >BANG< "That'll learn ya!" Ä Yosemite Sam
>BEEP< You have an incoming phone call... +++ ATH
>Bo) Furry with big nose, wearing shades
>Coming soon to your FidoNetmail box
>Crash<
>DING!< Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence.
>DING!< Tasty recipe found, initiating snagging sequence.
>DING!< Thank you, that's it.
>FOOM!< Said the dragon.
>Fatal error... Computer out of patience!
>Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
>From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! -- Khan
>From the Department of Redundancy Dept
>From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc
>G< -------- a GRIN that got away
>GC> >... Can I just touch the hem of your tunic?
>GC> >... Gary doesn't need a Life; he has TAGLINES!
>GC> <Er, ... uh-oh ... <*cringe*>> :-)
>GC> ... >>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE.....See?<<<<<<
>GC> Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art
>GC> Insanity? ... Why, I'm so SANE I don't even have any INSANITY
>GC> Taglines! Watch! <Search Master File for INSANITY>
>Gary :Buchanan: Storm trooper for g0D!
>Gary :Headline: Ability To Swim May Save Children From Drowning
>Gary :I hope you'll like these ... <G>
>Guest-Starring Anne Baxter as Zelda the Great
>Hi Gary, I was wondering if you have any files dealing with PMS? <g>
>Hmm. So tell me -- does the number of taglines bear any relation to
>I'll see what I can dig up for you. Later!!
>KABOOM!< "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" Ä Crazy Harry
>LIE< if you have to, but say it now! Garak
>LT<Hello all you tagline enthusiasts
>LT<I am in search of Queensryche, Pink Floyd, Faster PussyCat, etc
>LT<Tags.... Especially Queensryche
>Real Headlines: Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
>Real Headlines: Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
>Real Headlines: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
>Real Headlines: New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
>SLAP< Wake up, you're dreaming again!
>Say good night Gary. Good night Gary!
>Sigh< You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read.
>Slam< >Bang<
>Splut< Umm. Were you very fond of that cat?
>THUMP< OWWW! Who turned the gravity on?!
>TWEET!< UNDERWAY - SHIFT COLORS! USS Anzio is now underway
>Thanks Gary...Enjoyed them. If you need anything, let me know and
>The BBS that I use is Freeman Brothers (1:140\65), or you can just post
>The foregoing does not necessarily reflect the views of the *Tagline
>This tagl ineh asto oman yfou rlet terw ords.
>True Headlines: Farmer Bill Dies in House
>True Headlines: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
>True Headlines: Stud Tires Out
>True Headlines: Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
>Wednesday, 03/27/96 at 10:18:43
>Will Work For Food< ...Franchises still available!
>YOUR BACK!
>Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I?
>beedeep< "Tuvok to Kim - Don't be a smartass"
>beep< - Error 211: Tagline printer - offline.
>beep< - Error 213: Tagline printer out of paper.
>in the tagline echo
>keep up our end.<BG> But I thought I would show you some of the tags I
>mod in their Funk & Wagnall's. <VBG>)
>ov++h+n AC*hanks for hanging up, dear.
>sniff<
>sniff< Did someone fire a phaser in here?
>sniff< You didn't put a single tagline in your message. >sniff<
>thud< "Message for you sir..."
>your I.Q. (Insanity Quotient)????? <ROFL!>
>ø<<<=< (Thread Herring)
&here's a hand, my trusty friend&you shall give me thine&we'll take a right good sup,ForAuldLangSyne
< The information went data way >
< ?Que? >
< Aoooga! Aoooga! Dive! Dive! >
< Caution: naughty bits follow... 101001100011101 >
< Doppler TAGLINE
< Falcon System >
< Horny meter: ################################# (99%)
< I went pure OS/2 this time....I'm Microsoft Free!>
< I'm not old, I'm young with lots of experience >
< If you can read this, you have too much time!
< Insert Politically Incorrect Tagline Here >
< JJ's Bad Luck Point >
< Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... !
< Registered with a Rubber Check!
< Tagline removed to avoid embarassment. >
< This tagline is hidden by a cloaking device. >
< Yeah, right. You call this a tag line? >
< bad recipe removed to avoid embarrassment. >
< comes from > gozinta -Computer Jargon v2.9.12
< dated drug humor tagline deleted >
< grains of salt, please take one.
<"Enjoy supper, Dax out.">
<%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish
<> <--- Put complaints in this box
<> Barney loves to grin
<>>>>>>>>>>>> BBS NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
<>< - Christian Fish <DARWIN>< - Evolutinoist's Fish
<>< Christian Fish <DARWIN>< Evolutionist Fish <gefilte>< Jewish Fish
<><><><><><><> BBS NAKED <><><><><><><>
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<>:{(} Lt. Worf.
<< (Tagline cloked)
<< Romulan tagline decloaking >>
<< Procrastinate...Later :) >>
<< * * * Politically Incorrect Tagline Deleted * * * >>
<< BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
<< Bill Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal >>
<< CENSORED >>
<< In Stereo Where Available <<
<< Insert really bad pun here. >>
<< Jack Howard saying "Yeellloow There"! >>
<< Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
<< M. T. Headed <<
<< Politically Correct Tagline Deleted! >>
<< Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted!
<< Reduce - Recycle - Re-use >>
<< Registration number coming soon! >>
<< Trek DUP 'REALITY' RCL SAME NOT <<'REALITY' STO>> IFT >>
<< create DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >> << recreate DUPLICATE +
<< create DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >> << recreate DUPLICATE + TAGLINES >>
<< place Tagline here >>
<<>> <<>> <<>> <<>> Designer Tagline II! <<>> <<>> <<>>
<<>> <<>> <<>> <<>> Designer Tagline II! <<>> <<>> <<>> <<>> <<>>
<<< Why is this here? <<<
<<< (c) Copyright 1995 by AOL SUCKS, INC. ... All rights Reserved. >>>
<<< Danger >>> >> 1,000,000 Ohms <<
<<< Fastest Hello ! (say it in a tagline) Goodbye! >>>
<<< General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh! >>>
<<< Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<<
<<< ItsCrkrsToSlpARzrTheDrpsyInSnide >>>
<<< No Message Collected >>>
<<< Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. <<<
<<< Shadow Tagline <<<
<<< T.A.G.-line deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
<<< Tagline Stolen By Nat'l Endowment for the Arts >>>
<<< Tagline deleted by Senator Thurmond >>>
<<< Tagline prohibited by law >>>
<<< This is no test - repeat, this is no test >>>
<<< WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
<<< Why is this here? >>>
<<<< First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
<<<< IN SEARCH OF THE LAST VIRGIN >>>>
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
<<<<< Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet? >>>>
<<<<< Im telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! <<<<<
<<<<< In God we trust. All other must use the callback verifier. >>>>>
<<<<< Thank God I'm a blond! >>>>>
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<<<<< What it is the was of what will be... <<<<<
<<<<<< Rock and Roll is not a crime! <<<<<<<<
<<<<<< ÛßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÛÍÍ͹I Just Got Run OverÌÍÍÍÛßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÛ >>>>>>
<<<<<<< It'll be in v1.2... I promise!!!! >>>>>>>
<<<<<<< Politically Incorrect - Tagline Deleted! >>>>>>>
<<<<<<< This is Rick Burwell of Tag-X Pro. He's Beta, Jim. >>>>>>>
<<<<<<< tagline cancelled >>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet? >>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<< Personally, I'd rather be posting funny Taglines. :-)
<<<<<<<<< Goody Two Shoes is a great song, Tom said adamantly. >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<< are compuTeR ViruSes CybERnetic orGanISMs? >>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<< CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<< SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<<
<<<<<<<<<<<<< Û²±° Where the HECK is Topeka, Kansas? °±²ÛÝ >>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Crash resistant tagline >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :-[ User is a Vampire. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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<<<<<<<<<<<IN STEREO - WHERE AVAILABLE>>>>>>>>>>
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<<<<<<Conference and Subj not changed to annoy Tim>>>>>>>
<<<<<<IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE>>>>>>
<<<<<=====----- @FN@ -----=====>>>>>
<<<<<=====----- Sarasota, Florida -----=====>>>>>
<<<<<Don't panic.. it's only a virus>>>>>
<<<<<TOP SECRET<<<<< This message will self destruct in 5 seconds!!!
<<<<BOOOOO....HISSSSSS>>>>!
<<<<POLICE TAGLINE<<<<<<DO NOT CROSS<<<<<<POLICE TAGLINE<
<<<<SLiMeR proof of purchase
<<<* <- Sergent Tribble
<<<*>>> <- Chief Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
<<<*) <- Staff Sergent Tribble
<<<*)) <- Sergent Tribble First Class
<<<*))) <- Master Sergent Tribble
<<<:-{ Worf (never smiles anyways, so he's a bad smiley)
<<<DARN>>> your Once more for old times sake
<<<DEADLY NINJA THROWING TAGLINE>>>
<<<From the desk of one of God's affiliates>>>
<<<Genuine Exploding Tagline>>> Acme Tagline Inc
<<<HECK>>> WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE <<<BADWORDFILTER>>>
<<<TAGLINE ERROR>>> Report to tech support
<<<This message has God's seal of approval>>>
<<<cloaked tagline>>>
<<<harddrive is down and the sexdrive is operational!
<<<recipe ERROR>>> Report to tech support.
<<(Press Here)<< for static discharge.
<<* <- Corpral Tribble
<<*>> <- Senior Master Sergeant Tribble (AF)
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