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N = 1 -> P = NP
N C C 1 7 0 1 No bloody A, B, C, or D! Scotty
N C C One Seven Oh One. No Bloody A, B, C, or D.
N C C One Seven One Zero ...No bloody A, B ,C ,or D.. - Scotty
N E V E R ! tail gate a truck hauling bee hives
N could be a vowel if enough people just believed in it.
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
N is for Natasha, who said "See ya lata!"
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime."
N'awlins, where they suck head and pinch tail!
N'imported: home-grown.
N+1 trivial tasks take twice as long as n trivial tasks
N-C-C 1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, OR D... - Montgomery Scott
N-C-C 4-6-8-1-R, No Bloody A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, J
N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, or D! - Capt. Montgomery Scott
N-C-C-1-7-0h-1. No bloody A, B, C _OR_ D! -- Scotty
N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D! -- Scotty
N-C-C-One-Seven-Zero-One. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D. --Capt. Scott
N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice -
N-ary the tree, I am, I am
N. C. C. 1. 7. 0. 1. No bloody A, B, C, or D. - Scotty
N.B. has French people, but they don't want to kill you.
N.I.L.E. - No Intelligent Lifeforms Encountered
N.O.T.N.O.W. -- National Organization of Terribly Nasty Old Womyn.
N.O.W. - Not Off Welfare
N.O.W. -- Nasty Old Whiners.
N.O.W. -- epitome of hypocricy in regards to Anita Hill & Paula Jones.
N.O.W. officials have well-earned the name "feminazi."
N.O.W.: National Organization of Whiners.
N.O.W.: epitome of hypocrisy in regards to Anita Hill & Paula Jones
N.P.: "Foolish Heart" -- Grateful Dead
N.P.: "Souvenirs" -- Jimmy Buffett
N.P.: "Sunny Afternoon" -- Jimmy Buffett
N.W.O. Gun Control; for fear of revolution, NOT crime!
N.Y. Post headline: HEADLESS TAGLINE IN TOPLESS MESSAGE.
N.Y. cops go bar hopping, L.A. cops go NIGHT CLUBBING!!
NA Oxymoron: Passive activity.
NAAAAAAAAH!
NADA
NAFTA (No American Factories Taking Applications)
NAFTA = National Association For Tagline Assimilators.
NAFTA = North American Fajita + Taco Agreement
NAFTA = North American Fraud and Theft Agreement.
NAFTA will get us nowhere. At least nowhere good.
NAFTA: No American Factories Taking Applications.
NAFTA: the price we finally pay for the Mexican War
NAFTA: No American Factories Taking Applications
NAFTA: Not Another F______ Trade Agreement
NAGLINE "Put on a sweater before you catch a cold."
NAGLINE(n):"Put on a sweater,or you'll catch cold."
NAH NAH!
NAK NAK Who's there? Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
NAK NAK Who's there? rdgnker#$%^#$%^@#%U#%^#... NO CARRIER
NAK NAK who's there? ^A!@#$%^B&*()^Z NO CARRIER.
NAK NAK who's there? ¹^DÜ@)½$×Eƒ^E NO CARRIER
NAK NAK NAKin' at Heaven's Door
NAK NAK What we have is failure to telecommunicate
NAK NAK Who's there?Î#ÛEÆ) NO CARRIER
NAK NAK Whose there? Popeye ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
NAK NAK who's there? S#j8)&!k NO CARRIER
NAK NAK who's there?^A!@#$%^B&*()^Z NO CARRIER.
NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
NAK NAK, "Who's There?"#@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NO CARRIER.
NAK NAK, 'Who's There?' #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
NAK NAK... Who's there?
NAK NAK...Who's there? æÝhßK@œßÅð
NAK NAKWho's there?
NAKED BILLIARDS: Get felt on the table
NAMASTE! - I bow in reverence to you and to your beliefs.
NANCY!! Why is everything RED?!
NANI?!?! Usagi's sniffing white-out?! No wonder she acts so ditzy!
NANOSECOND: Used to measure a User's attention span
NAP: Narcoleptics Against Prejudizzzzzzzzzzzz
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
NAPOLEON XIV - They've come to take me away, haha
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe? Everything he says is wrong
NARF - Pinky
NARN DOS: format C: ...only if Made on Centauri
NARODNJAK - Seljak bez njivu.
NASA = Not All Satelites Answer
NASA BBS - Ever been smoking moonrocks?
NASA bumper sticker:My other vehicle is a space shuttle
NASA is smart? They count backwards!
NASA renames "FREEDOM" to "FRED" to fit new bulkhead dimensions.
NASA reports it's safe to land on the sun...if it's done at night.
NASA wants you for a manned expedition to Uranus.
NASA's new contest - Find the Mars probe, win a free case of Tang!
NASA: Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA: Not All Satallites Answer
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR - Everything else is just a game!
NASCAR - Where speed excels!
NASCAR Always Pushing The Envelope!
NASCAR Drivers go in deeper and come out harder
NASCAR Racing League: 3500 lbs. of HEAVY METAL! Be there!
NASCAR fans do it at high speeds
NASCAR--the only way to travel
NASCAR...everything else is just racing!
NASCAR: Not Another Senseless Confusing Altered Rulebook?
NATALIE'S LAW OF SCHOOLWORK: You never catch on until after the test
NATIONAL HEADLINE : BRAIN LEADS POLLS!
NATITIRI Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
NATIVE AMAZONIANS do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes
NATIVE AMAZONIANS do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes from an amazing distance
NATIVE AMERICANS do it with reservations.
NATO: Not Another Thousand Orphans?
NATR: National Association of Tagline Recyclers.
NAVIGATOR----->Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map
NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
NAVIGATOR: Woman on a trip in the car, with a road map in her lap.
NAVIGATORS can show you the way.
NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself Not an adventure,
NAVY SH-3H ....Thunderpig on patrol
NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBA Jam: Altitude with an ATTITUDE!
NBAcious - Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer goes off.
NBC Executive (June 1965): "Drop the guy with the devil ears."
NBC Movie of the Week: "Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story"
NBC Programming Pinhead Warren Littlefield. -- David Letterman
NBC firebombing GM trucks since 1993 <BOOM>
NBC, June 1965: Get rid of the guy in the devil ears.
NBC: National Baloney Channel.
NBC: Negate By Clearing
NBD No Big Deal
NBFD No Big [Flipping] Deal
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NBR: Unconditional No BRanch
NBRM: Unconditional No BRanch Multiple
NC = No Carrier
NC Beach Bum Here!!
NC17: 50's style! - Crow leers on scantily clad girl
NCC Naval Construction Contract
NCC 1701, No Bloody A,B,C, or D ! -- Scotty
NCC-1701-D: The ONLY way to fly
NCC-1701-D: Definitely * NOT * your father's Oldsmobile!
NCC-1701-D: Not your father's Enterprise.
NCC-1701-D: The ONLY way to fly
NCC-1701-D:*NOT* your father's Oldsmobile!
NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D. -- Scott
NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D. - Captain Montgomery Scott
NCC-1701: Intel Inside
NCC-1701D bumpersticker: "Our other ship seperates into 3 pieces!"
NCC-1701D: *NOT* your father's Oldsmobile!
NCC-one-seven-oh-one, no bloody A, B, C or D!
NCO Officer: Non-Commissioned Officer officer
NCOD? I forget, ask Gary
NCW: Notch Carriage and Way
NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under one
NDP - Next Dead Party.
NE T 0WINNERFEYou w
NE GRLI ME NOGAMA-BACICU TE DOGAMA
NE SUTOR SUPRA CREPIDAM
NE1 going slower than U=Idiot,NE1 going faster than U=Maniac--George Carlin
NEAR ACCIDENT: Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen
NEBULA COFFEE: Maximum viscosity for maximum vitality.
NEC Code: National Electrical Code code
NECROCOMEDIAN: The Book of Dead Jokes.
NECROCOMICON: The book of dead jokes.
NECROMANCER: A guy who kisses his girl's throat a lot.
NECRONOMICON... Read it, most intriguing.
NECRONOMICONReadit.Sys corrupted -- Reboot
NECROPHIL
NECROPHILIACS do it cryptically.
NECROPHILIACS do it until they are dead tired
NEED MORE SAILOR MOON MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!
NEGLIGENT.....MALE NEGLIGEE
NEGOTIATING: The art of persuading your opponent to take the nice shiny copper
NELBBUG: Northeast Louisiana Bulletin Board Users Group
NELLIE MELBA - The Toast of the Stage
NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks
NERD Never-Ending Resplendent Discussion.
NERD : Nursing Electronic Reality Delirium
NERDS do it in Rot13.
NERDs: N.ot E.xactly R.eal D.orks
NES ve assimilate moose a isqvirrel!" horse. 0SQVIRR Windo
NET VODKA NET RABOTKA
NETLive-Archiv's Local Gate
NETWORK - What a fisherman does when he's not fishing
NETWORK ENGINEERS do it under desks.
NETWORK HACKERS know how to communicate.
NETWORK MANAGERS do it in many places at once
NETWORK--The occupation of a fisherman.
NETWORK: What fishermen do when not fishing.
NEUMATIC MELISMA: A bronchial disorder caused by hockets
NEUMS: Renaissance midgets
NEUROTIC: Sane but unhappy about it
NEVER
NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT
NEVER CARRY A PARCEL BY THE STRING
NEVER DIE WHILE IN YOUR DOCTOR'S PRESENCE OR UNDER HIS DIRECT CARE
NEVER MIND THE DOG, B E W A R E T H E W I F E!!
NEVER MIND, I'VE GOT MY HEAD ON STRAIGHT AFTER ALL.
NEVER argue with a dragon or a redhead!!! Both will burn you!
NEVER argue with people who know they are right!
NEVER ask what hot dogs are made of! - Yakko
NEVER assume your opponent is smart enough not to attack
NEVER compare an Amiga with a Pentium. It's not fair for the Pentium
NEVER date a woman who puts ketchup on her mustard greens !
NEVER drink and use an electric mixer at the same time!!!
NEVER eat children! You don't know where they've been!
NEVER hit a demon !!!!!!
NEVER let a dark spectre onto the ship again - Joel
NEVER let an Intel get out of it's PC!
NEVER let your conscience be your guide. Sheriff Buck
NEVER lie to a telepath or an empath. It WON'T work
NEVER loc
NEVER mistake your Rubber Chicken for a rubber.
NEVER moon a police officer who has a nightstick.
NEVER moon a police officer who has a polearm.
NEVER repeat the words of a barbarian. That is what they live for.
NEVER say Cthulhu's name ou%^*$%#^*$%NO CARRIER
NEVER sleep with someone CRAZIER than yourself!
NEVER squat while wearing spurs
NEVER suffer fools gently. . . Kick them!!!
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle
NEVER tug on Kira's ear ring to get her attention!
NEVER use the Crescent MOON Wand on a werewolf
NEVER! or at least not until after lunch.
NEVER! I shall come out, puns blazing! - Dire Wolf
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER moon a werewolf!!!!
NEW - Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?
NEW DRINK: The Simpson: Slice with a twist and a dash of OJ.
NEW Edlin for Windows NT!!!!!
NEW FILE COMPRESSOR compresses 100%!It's called "DEL *.*"
NEW FISH? No honey, that fish has been there for months!
NEW FUNDY MOTTO: Support Pro-Life or I'll kill you
NEW From TagCo... TagLine-Lite ...All the Impact, 1/3rd Less Serious.
NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD
NEW ORLEANS WOMAN INFECTED BY ALIEN VIRUS IN CAT FOOD!!!
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Division Considered Harmful.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's Close Enough, We Say So.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Redefining the PC - and Mathematics As Well.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: The Errata Inside.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: We Fixed It, Really.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws.
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?
NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: You Don't Need to Know What's Inside.
NEW PIVOT MAN!!!
NEW RELEASE: 101 ways to WOK your dog
NEW Rx -- Aestheominophen: You don't feel any better, but you look fabulous
NEW Rx -- Histalavista: say bye-bye to those allergies.
NEW Rx -- Mazeltoff: Won't cure anything, but you may win the lottery.
NEW Rx -- Milk of Amnesia: for the new mother to help forget birth trauma.
NEW Rx -- Non-interferon: black-market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.
NEW Rx -- Prestidigitalis: a cure-all ~ works like magic!
NEW Rx -- Ropadopamine: retards brain damage from blows to the head
NEW Rx -- Sexcedrin: what to give someone who says, "Not tonight, Dear; I have a headache."
NEW Rx -- Silliconia: A cream imported from Romania to increase breast size.
NEW Rx -- Testosteroni: a hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.
NEW SOUTH AFRICAN DICTIONARY: Pee Pull - Die Mense.
NEW SOUTH AFRICAN DICTIONARY: We Men - Ladies.
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP - headline
NEW TIDE for KIDS: for tough stains, grass, MJ's makeup
NEW USERS do it after reading the help file.
NEW USERS do it after reading the helpfileNNEW YORK DOLLS
NEW USERS do it after receiving advice
NEW YORK DOLLS
NEW YORKERS do it in a jam.
NEW for year 2,000: the Cyberpope legally performs weddings/honeymoon planning!
NEW from Franklin Mint: America's Best Beloved Taglines
NEW from Ralston Purina! Human-flavored Dragon Chow!
NEW from Ralston Purina: Priest/Mage flavored DRAGON CHOW!
NEW from Ralston Purina: Newbie flavored Dragon Chow...
NEW from Ralston Purina: Priest/Mage flavored DRAGON CHOW!
NEW! From MicroSoft! Visual EDLIN for Windows! Now 64-bit!
NEW! NEW! Windex 3.1 for Windows! NEW! NEW!
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious
NEW! Windex 3.0 for Windows!
NEW! From Ralston-Purina! It's Camper Flavored Bear Chow!
NEW! NEW! Kurtis Oliverson 4.0 FOR WINDOWS!!! :)
NEW! NEW! Windex 3.0 for Windows! NEW! NEW!
NEW! Nabisco T*TS! Betcha can't eat just one! - G. Carlin
NEW! Purina Tyrannosaur Chow -- a Lawyer in every bite.
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
NEW! Tagline-lite! 1/3 less serious than a regular tagline.
NEW! The "Subject" echo, where only the subject is the subject
NEW! The "chat" echo, where everybody talks at once
NEW! The "consequences" echo, where suspended users may post
NEW! The "crosspost" echo, where you may only plagiarize
NEW! The "echo" echo, where you only send messages to yourself
NEW! The "flame" echo, where moderation is off topic
NEW! The "local" echo, which may not be read elsewhere
NEW! The "message" echo, where taglines are off topic
NEW! The "moderator" echo, for moderation and netmail only.
NEW! The "netmail" echo, where you only send complaints.
NEW! The "new" echo, where you may not post stolen taglines.
NEW! The "newbie" echo, where only one tagline is allowed per user
NEW! The "off topic" echo, where topics are off topic
NEW! The "offensive" echo, where taglines accompany netmail.
NEW! The "old" echo, where you may only post stale taglines
NEW! The "on topic" echo, where moderation is unneeded
NEW! The "origin" echo, which has neither messages nor taglines
NEW! The "read only" echo, where nobody can post
NEW! The "tagline" echo, where only one at a time is allowed
NEW! The "taglines" echo, er...ah...no...that's OLD
NEW! The "tagword" echo, where spaces are off topic
NEW! The Fart Book; complete with scratch and sniff $4.95.
NEW! The moderator echo, for moderation and Netmail only.
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!!
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!! Faster Light, Less Fueling!
NEW: Crunchy Taglines - betcha can't read just one!
NEW: Last years model in a different colour
NEW: Postal Stamp especially for Bills & Taxes"THE BIRD"!
NEWARK has been REZONED!! DES MOINES has been REZONED!!
NEWBURY STREET COIFFURE| AFFORDABLE|An Alternative to Looking Good
NEWBY ON FIDO TAGLINES: What's this area about?
NEWS AT 11: Tagline Spillage, Hard Drive Overload
NEWS FLASH Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
NEWS FLASH - Dyslexic Christian Sells Soul to Santa!
NEWS FLASH - John Bobbitt signed as spokesperson for Snap-On Tools.
NEWS FLASH - Man Loves Woman! Woman Loves Man!
NEWS FLASH - Microsoft announces Visual EDLIN for Windows!
NEWS FLASH CLINTON SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES, BUDGET DEAD IN SENATE: 99-0 !
NEWS FLASH! Elvis is *still* dead!
NEWS FLASH! Clinton tried camels; prefers men. News @ 11.
NEWS FLASH! Elvis is *still* dead!
NEWS FLASH! Sarah Brady decapitated in dungbeetle attack!
NEWS FLASH!! Hillery charges admittance to Bill's Balls!
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion
NEWS FLASH!!!..Energizer Bunny: Now wired to 220, and he's pissed!
NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director.
NEWS FLASH--Man Loves Woman! Woman Loves Man!
NEWS FLASH-dyslexic sells his soul to Santa.
NEWS FLASH: Birdland Bar closed for serving mynahs.
NEWS FLASH: Red ship crashes into blue ship. Sailors marooned!
NEWS FLASH: Taglines discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls!
NEWS FLASH: Virus Author offers free upgrades to registered users.
NEWS FLASH: "Queen Hillary turns heads. Stomachs follow."
NEWS FLASH: Dyslexic christian sells soul to Santa.
NEWS FLASH: Karl Marx inhabits body of Bill Clinton.
NEWS FLASH: Suicidal twin accidently kills brother
NEWS FLASH: Taglines discovered in Dead Sea Scrolls!
NEWS FLASH: The Complete @FF@ Handbook has just been released!
NEWS FLASH: The Complete Tony Baechler Handbook has just been released!
NEWS FLASH: The Complete f&%k Y%$ Handbook has just been released!
NEWS FLASH: Virus Author offers free upgrades to registered users.
NEWS SERVICE: USS NIMITZ sunk by Sperm-Whale's cum shot
NEWS! British left waffles on Falkland Islands
NEWS! Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
NEWS! Cold wave linked to temperatures
NEWS! Eye drops off shelf
NEWS! If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
NEWS! Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
NEWS! Miners refuse to work after death
NEWS! Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says
NEWS! Soviet bloc heads meet
NEWS! Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
NEWS! War dims hope for peace
NEWS! 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout count
NEWS! Drunk gets nine months in violin case
NEWS! Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
NEWS! Farmer Bill dies in house.
NEWS! Iraqi head seeks arms
NEWS! Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.
NEWS! Miners refuse to work after death.
NEWS! NEWS! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 3rd German seen in TAGLINES-Echo!
NEWS! Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
NEWS! Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
NEWS! Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
NEWS! Squad helps dog bite victim.
NEWS! Stolen painting found by tree
NEWS! Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
NEWS! Two soviet ships collide, one dies.
NEWS! War dims hope for peace
NEWS: ..Eskimo stabs self with icicle, dies of cold cuts.
NEWS: Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead
NEWS: DeLoreans recalled, for snorting up the white lines
NEWS: Eskimo stabs self with icicle, dies of cold cuts.
NEWS: Next week, Taglines will be sent out in Morse code.
NEWSBYTES: "Win95 runs great on our TRS-80s," say Microsoft reps.
NEWSFLASH - Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better!
NEWSFLASH! Dyslexic christian sells soul to Santa.
NEWSFLASH! - Brent Spiner quits TNG! Replaced by Robby the Robot!
NEWSFLASH! - Mr Mott transferred to DS9 to be Sisko's personal barber!
NEWSFLASH! 1995: IBM PCs move one step closer to a 1985 Amiga OS!
NEWSFLASH! Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa
NEWSFLASH: Guillotine operators get severance pay
NEWSFLASH: Red ship crashes into blue ship. . . sailors marooned.
NEWSFLASH: Cat Eats Ball of Yarn, Gives Birth to Set of Mittens!
NEWSFLASH: Drunk gets nine months in violin case
NEWSFLASH: Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree
NEWSFLASH: Mike Arndell phasers his foot to spend a day with Beverly!
NEWSFLASH: Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
NEWSFLASH: Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
NEWSFLASH: Red ship crashes into blue ship. . . sailors marooned.
NEWSFLASH: Stolen painting found by tree
NEWSFLASH: Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
NEWSFLASH:Mike Arndell demoted for impersonating Mr Mott with Beverly!
NEWSFLASH:Mike Arndell thrown into brig for beaming into Bev's shower!
NEWSFLASH:Mike Arndell wills his body to Beverly for research now!
NEWSPAPER BOYS do it in front of every door.
NEWT: Newly Elected Whitehouse Terror
NEWT: Nutty Extreemist Whitehouse Terror
NEW_ALE. not found. Start wine-pour sequence? (Y/N)
NEXT - Next what?
NEXT WEEK : Neelix loses his lunch ...er lungs
NEXT WEEK ON MITCHELL: The Cloverleaf!
NEver piss off a Dragon or a Sysop OR a MODERATOR <<SNIP>>
NFGAA No Freaking Grin At All
NFL Preseason: Kansas City Chiefs 74 - Cowboys/Saints 12!
NFL Week 11: Kansas City Chiefs 22 - San Diego Chargers 7!
NFL Week 14: Kansas City Chiefs 29 - Oakland Raiders 23!
NFL Week 2: Kansas City Chiefs 20 - New York Giants 17!
NFL Week 3: Kansas City Chiefs 23 - Oakland Raiders 17!
NFL Week 5: Kansas City Chiefs 24 - Arizona Cardinals 3!
NFL Week 8: Kansas City Chiefs 21 - Denver Broncos 7!
NFL theme song. Steroid to Heaven
NFL vs NHL: NFL players tackle, NHL player brawl.
NFW No [Flippin'] Way
NFX V1.0 [Freeware] Graphic Offline Mail Reader
NFX v1.3 [000] ..and DON'T call me STORMY...I HATE that!--Cybil Shepard.
NFylMvoKMXyBZow
NHL - No Habs or Leafs!
NHL - No Habs or Leafs!
NHL 1994-95....And I STILL hate the Leafs!
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp*
NHL News: Golden Brett... stolen! Jewelry thieves suspected!
NHL News: Hartford Whalers raided by environmentalists... 10 killed
NHL News: Ottawa Senators get financial backing from Trojan Condoms!
NHL News: Pittsburgh Penguins move to Antarctic to be with mascot!
NHL is for adults === He plays with it a bit, he shoots, he SCORES!
NHL theme song: All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth.
NHL.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Bettman? (Y/y)?
NHL.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Goodenow? (Y/y)?
NHL.SYS corrupted. Re-boot owners? (Y/y)?
NHL? Didn't they used to play hockey or something?
NHTV3 (27-03-2003) 27-MAR-03: Intuition by JEWEL3TV
NI, not noo. It's a more throaty sound
NI, not noo. It's a more throaty sound
NIAGARA FALLS! Sloooowly, I turned
NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
NICBDAT = Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NICE EH: on a REALLY beat up car.
NICE TAGLINE! <swipe> Thanks!! <GRIN> ;-)
NICE TRYYYY!! - Calvin's Mom
NICE TRYYYY!! -Mom
NICE TRYYYY!!" -Calvin's Mom
NICE TRYYYY!!-Mom
NICE? I'm never nice. KIND sometimes, but NICE isn't in my contract!
NIFOC -- Not in front of the Children.
NIFOC -- Nude In Front Of Computer
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
NIGHT PORTER: Someone who can earn a living without doing a days work
NIKE VIRUS: Just does it
NIKE commercial: Lawyers do it in briefs.
NIKE just does it.
NIMBLE little minx, isn't she?
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMBY=Not In My Backyard
NING! This tagline will self-destruct in 15 seconds
NIPPLE..........................What fish do to your bait
NIPPLE.....What fish do to your bait
NIRVANA WAS A BAND, NOT A PLACE
NITRATE: cheaper than day rate
NITRATE: Lower rate than the DAY RATE!!
NIXON IN '96! (Better DEAD than RED. . .)
NIXON did it trickily.
NJ Host for Teen International Message Exchange Network
NJ State Bird is the Mosquito.
NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it
NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it to the Japanese
NJ has toxic dumps; CA, lawyers. NJ had first choice.
NKOTB meet the Revolting Cocks! Story at 11
NLTDB:-):-):-): Nothin' Left To Do But Smile, Smile, Smile.
NMI: Negate Most Integers
NN>Also how about some from the mask?
NNI: Neglect Next Instruction
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN <- Zip up your tagfile
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Zip up your tagfile
NNice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
NNooww wwhheerree DDIIDD II ppuutt mmyy ggllaasssseess??
NO BATHROOM = Just boldly go where no man has gone before!
NO BLOODY A, B, C, *OR* D! M.Scott
NO CARRIER Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
NO CARRIER ... where will the fighterplanes land?
NO CARRIER Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
NO CARRIER ...where will the airplanes land??
NO CARRIER Rats, where am I gonna land this thing?
NO CARRIER (Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway.)
NO CARRIER - Aircraft unable to land.
NO CARRIER - Hacker's and Navy Pilots' worst nightmares!!!
NO CARRIER - Navy Pilots Worst Nightmare
NO CARRIER - Oh well I didn't want to land anyway.
NO CARRIER - a naval aviator's worst nightmare!
NO CARRIER - but I've got a spare Battleship
NO CARRIER ... Just Kidding! ... NO CARRIER
NO CARRIER ... where will the fighter planes land?
NO CARRIER .... Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway !
NO CARRIER DETECTED. Is there any life out there?
NO CARRIER! A naval aviator's worst nightmare.
NO CARRIER! Oh well, I didn't want to land, anyway!
NO CARRIER!? .Oh well, I didn't really want to land it now anyway.
NO CARRIER's giving you the benefit of the doubt!
NO CARRIER, but I still have 2 destroyers and a frigate
NO CARRIER, but I've got a few warships and F-15's
NO CARRIER, but I've got a spare Battleship....
NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.
NO CARRIER. FORMAT SYSOP ? (Y/N) : Y
NO CARRIER. Now where do we land?!
NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.
NO CARRIER... How about a battleship?
NO CARRIER... A navy pilot's worst nightmare!
NO CARRIER... I guess this BBS must use Single Side Band!
NO CARRIER... Naval Aviator's worst nightmare!
NO CARRIER... SAY WHAT?
NO CARRIER...No planes either!
NO CARRIER...Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway!
NO CARRIER...SAY WHAT?
NO CARRIER...but I've got 2 destroyers and a frigate
NO CARRIER...just 2 destroyers and a minesweeper
NO CARRIER: Naval aviator's greatest fear
NO CARRIER: What Admiral Nagumo found at Pearl Harbor.
NO CARRIER: A naval aviator's worst nightmare.
NO CARRIER: An aviator's worse nightmare!
NO CARRIER: An aviator's worse nightmare!NNO CARRIER: Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
NO CARRIER: What Admiral Nagumo found at Pearl Harbor.
NO CARRIER: What we have here is a failure to communicate
NO CARRIER: Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
NO CARRIER:.. what, does this mean I have to walk?
NO CARRIER? How are we gonna land this modem?
NO CARRIER? Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway.
NO CARRIER? How 'bout 2 frigates and a destroyer?
NO CARRIER? How About 2 Frigates And A Submarine?
NO CARRIER? Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways.
NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
NO CARRIERNaval Aviator's worst nightmare!
NO CHOCOLATE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NO CONCEALED FIREARMS? Fine...NO SALE!
NO DOCTOR YOU SHALL DIE! DIE DOCTOR! DIE DOCTOR!
NO DOPE - NO HOPE!
NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes, and blonds!)
NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blonds)
NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for redheads)
NO Hillary--the red phone is NOT room service!!
NO I DON'T WANT DECAF!!! WHY WOULD I WANT DECAF!!?!!
NO I said get me a WAITRESS SANDWICH not a sandwich,Waitress.-Kennedy
NO JOB is so simple that it can't get screwed up
NO KILL I - HORTA
NO LITTERING - $100 FINE - Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap!
NO LITTERING þ $100 FINE þ she got off cheap
NO MAN IS AN ISLAND -- but some of us are long peninsulas
NO MORE BU__ SH__
NO MORE JANIS THORNES!!!
NO MR. WORF. I SAID SETTING 6, NOT 16!!!!?? stupid Klingon..ZAPPPPP
NO Mr. Clinton, we DON'T believe you!! Little Rock Jury 5-28-96
NO NAME Qualitaet braucht keinen Namen
NO NO Nurse, I said to grab his spectacles!
NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles
NO NURSE! I said: "remove his SPECTACLES"!
NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for SysOp? (Y/n)
NO Nurse! I said Prick his Boil! - Bunny
NO ONE WILL SURVIVE THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER MICROS!
NO ONE expects the Spanish fishery Commission !
NO OPIUM-SMOKING IN THE ELEVATORS -- sign in the Rand Hotel, New York, 1907
NO PARDON FOR CLINTONS OR RENO !!!!
NO PARKING! Unauthorized vehicles will be burned
NO PARKING! Violators will be eaten!
NO PROGRAM is idiot proof
NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious!
NO PRUNING of family trees. That strange branch may save your life.
NO SCOTTY!!!! I said "beam me a BROAD!"
NO SMOKING HERE...Under penalty of the Smoke Police.
NO SMOKING _ PEOPLE ARE BREATHING
NO SPARKY! Don't chew on the power cor@$!@*#@NO TERRIER
NO SPOT!!!!! I SAID *SIT* ON THE RUG!!!!!
NO Scotch and sofa! Its gin and platonic for you
NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot or molested, depending on sex or age.
NO USE SCREAMING AT A TIME LIKE THIS! NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU!
NO WALRUSES!!!
NO WALRUSES!!!NNO WE'RE NOT!!!! <disgusted look> - Danny Davids
NO WE'RE NOT!!!! <disgusted look>
NO WE'RE NOT!!!! <disgusted look> - Danny Davids
NO WIMPS allowed between EARNHARDT & the wall!
NO Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!.. Mia Farrow
NO be-jumpsuited humans are allowed - Crow to Joel
NO computer is fast enough for windows.....Face it
NO honey, I'm not BBSing again -- I'm writing a letter to my mother.
NO one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
NO organized crime, abolish the unconstitutional federal government!
NO pucks allowed in the Lacher-Room!!
NO special rights for behavior
NO! I do NOT use taglines.
NO! It's MY keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!
NO! NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch!
NO! Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company!
NO! You cannot call 911. I'm downloading my Blue Wave mail!
NO! * MORE! **** TRIBBLES! **************** -Kirk
NO! B5 inconsistencies do NOT exist!
NO! I said raise dead, not animate dead.
NO! I'm not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down.
NO! It's MY keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!!!!
NO! NO! Don't DO IT! <---Huh? Even if it's SAFE sex?
NO! NO! Don't Do it!
NO! NO! NO! I said raise dead >not< animate dead!
NO! NO! Nurse Bobbitt! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!
NO! NO! don't push THAT key! AIIIGGGGGHHHHH!
NO! Not like this!! -- Sinclair at the Battle of the Line
NO! YOU CAN'T call 911 - I'm downloading my MAIL!!!
NO! to a cat means "Not while I am looking."
NO! you can't phone 000 - I've just found Humphrey Bear's Web Page
NO!! - Martin Landau
NO!! Not them! Don't even say their- - Plotz You rang?! - Yakko
NO!!! DON'T scratch the dragon's bel~!@#$%^&NO CARRIER
NO!!! For battle come to *ME*!!! - Worf
NO!!, you can't phone 911 - I'm downloading some new DOOM episodes.
NO, FIDO! DON'T CHEW ON THAT WIRk NO TERRIER
NO, I *don't* wear rubber ears!
NO, I AM NOT PARANOID! WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS 95!!
NO, I ain't posting any new taglines!
NO, I said butt light
NO, I'm not a Kennedy. My pants just fell down!
NO, MY CAPS LOCK KEY ISN'T MALFUNCTIONING, I'M SCREAMING!
NO, NO Woody I said TUCK the kids in bed! - Mia Farrow
NO, NO, Nurse! I said clean his SPECTACLES!
NO, NO, Nurse! I said "prick his Boil!" Ouch!!
NO, NO, Nurse! I said to slip off his spectacles.
NO, UART!
NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER
NO, this Unrecoverable Application Error is _NOT_ OK!!!
NO, you IDIOT! A fireball is NOT used to cook your meals!
NO, you can't call 911 now -- I'm DOWNLOADING !
NO, you can't have that bone
NO, you cannot dial 911. I'm downloading my mail!
NO,I DON'T WANT DECAF!!!!WHY WOULD I WANT DECAF!!??!!!
NO-ONE is to throw ANY stones at ANYONE, even if they DO say "Jehovah"!
NO. You cannot call 911. I am downloading my mail!
NO...what part of this word, are you having difficulty with?
NO: ºSigh... Kinda Childish?????
NOBODY EVER TOLD ME, I FOUND OUT FOR MYSELF, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN FOOLISH MIRACLES~~OzzY
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
NOBODY EXPECTS....oh bugger!!!
NOBODY MESSES WITH ... COLUMBO
NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!
NOBODY cares one FAT FLYING FLAMING FLAMINGO about this.
NOBODY cuddles a Klingon!!!
NOBODY expectedhe Spanish Inquisition!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! - Monty Python
NOBODY hates to say "I told you so"!!!
NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
NOBODY: on a Rolls Royce.
NOBRKS: no brakes!
NODUPS does delete uploaded mail automatically.
NOLAN'S PLACEBO - An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.
NON-Error 256: Programmer Deleted!
NON-SMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.
NONE: Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc).
NONSMOKERS do it without hulling and puffing
NOOO! NOT...........PLAN NINE!!!!
NOOO!!! THE OTHER SCENE! AM I WORKING ALONE HERE?!?!? - Freakazoid
NOOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
NOOOOBODY expects the @TOFIRST@-Inquisition!
NOOOOBODY expects the Orville-Inquisition!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ther're all gonna laugh at you!!!!
NOP
NOP: Needlessly Omit Pointer
NOP: Randomize the PSW and then branch
NOPE.. the microwave method sure didn't work on this cat
NOPLATE: Funny when on paper.
NORAD installed Windows. The Russians declared a national holiday.
NORAD: Home of the WOPPER,
NORMAL BE WHY?
NORMAL---Unlike your children.
NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE - Positively Dead
NORSE-DANISH: Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar
NORTHERN INSIGHTS: all our Insights are NORTHERN!
NORTON: Patron saint of oddly-named utility programs.
NOSTALGIA RULES, HOKEY COKEY
NOT
NOT ALL OUR ARTISTS ARE PLAYING A JOKE ON THE PUBLIC -- SOME OF THEM ARE GENUINELY MAD
NOT ANOTHER TAGLINE, where will I fit them all
NOT BARNEY! HE'S NOT HERE TOO IS HE?!
NOT Clint Eastwood but he gets the job done -Crow on Anka
NOT ENOUGH TIME UNITS!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! $@#$*!^&$&*
NOT FAT: on a RX7 (woman owned).
NOT FEED THE MODERATOR
NOT HOT: on a Porsche 924.
NOT NOW and maybe not later, either
NOT READING DRIVE C: (A)bort (R)etry (B)ribe With Chocolate
NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN.
NOT THERE! Auugggh...the cat sat on the keyboard and erased this!
NOT a dittohead
NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS
NOT an actor! - Crow on stiff character in movie
NOT homeless, NOT hungry, but I WILL work for SEX!
NOT kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle -Mike
NOT that it's ever happened to me, mind you.
NOT the Co-moderator!
NOT the Mama!!
NOT using Deluxeý and loving it!
NOT what the rule above says
NOTE: Driver carries no cash; he's married.
NOTE: Due to inflation, dumb looks are now $1 each.
NOTE: If you are a media outlet and would like to run a story about this
NOTE: MORE SENSELESS COMMUNICATIONS TO FOLLOW AT A LATER DATE
NOTE: The most fundamental particles in your Amiga are held
NOTE: This message was originally addressed to ALL
NOTE: Winter in Dallas fell on a Tuesday this year
NOTHING MATTERS. Nothing matters. -matters. -matters. -tters. -ers.
NOTHING can prepare you!
NOTHING in Policy implies sanity is a SysOp requirement
NOTHING is FOOLPROOF..Fools are too ingenious!
NOTHING is more fun than setting your genitals on fire
NOTHING is unbreakable... just ask any kid!
NOTHING will stop us, we'll be legends in our own minds! - Dire Wolf
NOTHING: Often a good thing to do & a clever thing to say.
NOTHING: Nucleus Of Totally Helpless Independent National Governments
NOTHING: Often a good thing to do & a clever thing to say.
NOTICE! * This tagline protected by an attack cat.
NOTICE: Due to budgetary constraints, the light at end of the tunnel is being turned off.
NOTICE: The new PC term for PC is "culturally sensitive".
NOTICE:All incoming fire has the right of way.
NOTICE:Due2budget constraints,the light@end of the tunnel is being turned off
NOVA, RECURRENT: A star that does nothing until nobody is looking.
NOVEL, Baldrick...not navel. I sent him my NOVEL. -Edmund
NOVEL: A short story padded
NOVEMBER 17TH activates Nov 17th
NOVEMBER, n. The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
NOVICES do it with instructions.
NOW (n), adv: A moment in time that has already passed.
NOW - Nausiating order of Wenches!
NOW CRUSH THAT DOVE WITH A TON OF LOVE - D E V O
NOW ENTERING MONTANA - Please set clocks back 20 years.
NOW I know how you've chalked up so many messages !!
NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED! <GULP!>
NOW I've put my ear in it!
NOW PLAYING: RIB TREK II- THE WRATH OF WESLEY! [PG-10]
NOW SHOWING: Disney's "The Lyin' King" starring Bill Clinton.
NOW THAT IS AN AERODYNAMIC ADVANTAGE!
NOW from Ralston Purina! Human-flavored Dragon Chow!
NOW is a point in time that is already gone
NOW is just a period of time between Yesterday and Tomorrow.
NOW is the time to do things later
NOW recruitment: "We're looking for a few good men -- in women's bodies."
NOW we're gonna see some acting -Crow as alien girl cries
NOW! - Chakotay
NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean
NOW, dammit, you'll tell me the truth AND pronounce the letter 'O'!!
NOW, more than ever, insane!
NOW, you can press the other key to continue
NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again
NObody's sicker than me. (George)
NP No Problem
NPC: "I never START anything..."
NPC: Normalize Program Counter
NPN: No Program Necessary [VAX]
NPO - Nothing Permitted Or else!
NRA Headquarters:Check jackboots at door before entering
NRA INSTRUCTORS: Teaching gun control the RIGHT way
NRA Life Member JFK was shot by ACLU Member L.H. Oswald!
NRA Life Member JFK was shot by ACLU Member L.H. Oswald!NNRN No Reply Necessary
NRA life member JFK was shot by ACLU member L.H. Oswald.
NRA.....We maim to please!
NRN No Reply Necessary
NRVOUS: on a red Porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
NR] I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee.
NR] It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know.
NR] I am an actor NOT a re-actor.
NR] If love is blind, how does love at first sight work
NR] þ I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee
NR] þ "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --In
NR] þ Bless me father for I have SIMMed
NR] þ Floggings will continue until morale improves
NR] þ I am an actor NOT a re-actor
NR] þ If it doesn't fit get a larger hammer!
NR] þ If love is blind, how does love at first sight work
NR] þ It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know
NR] þ Miners refuse to work after death
NR] þ Mouse + mouse = mice. Spouse + spouse = spice
NR] þ My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
NR] þ One more Wendy's commercial, and I'm going to snap!
NR] þ Our father who art in Monterey hallowed be thy DOS
NR] þ Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser
NRun men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER
NS Oxymoron: Peace officer
NSA Agent burned trying to steam open PGP message, details at 11!
NSA Keywords: Drugs, Bush Terrorist, Ocelot, Iraq.
NSA of Borg: I can neither confirm nor deny you are irrelevent.
NSP-17938 T'Pau Vulcan spacecraft
NSTIW...At 10,000' with just a silkworm and a needle
NSW...Monday one day...Tuesday the next
NT Many are educated...few are learned.
NT - As stable as Ted Kennedy on a narrow wooden bridge
NT - The Benford 5000 OS!
NT = New Tribulations? Not Tidy? Nice Try?
NT Craws, Win Walk, Dos Run, OS/2 Fly
NT Version for Windows
NT means Not Tested
NT replace OS/2? And I suppose your favorite editor is edlin.
NT will not be assimilated. Its existence is futile.
NT ð New Trash
NT--> Chicago : If at first you don't succeed
NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM
NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty
NT: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow
NT: The <New Testament> of Windows
NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared
NT=Not There
NT? New Technology? I don't think so
NT? No Thanks!
NTAS - Netware's Top Advertising Service (?)
NTGH: Not Tonight, i've Got a Headache
NTL Nevertheless (Nonetheless)
NTOTO2: And toto too.
NTS: Noticero Tagline Shakers
NTS: Noticero Telemundo Shakers
NTS: Noticero Telemundo Shakers
NTSC: - Never Twice Same Color
NTSC: - Never Twice Same Color
NTSC: - Never the same colour
NTYMI Now that you mention it
NTYMI..................Now that you mention it
NUCLEAR ENGINEERS do it hotter than anything else
NUDE GOLF - New meaning to the phrase "Nice Swing"
NUDE: Barefoot all over.
NUED
NUED...
NUFF GRAFITTI, INNIT?
NUKE RUSH LIMBAUGH! NUKE RUSH LIMBAUGH! NUKE LIMBAUGH NOW! NUKE! NUKE!
NUKE WACO !!
NUKES do it with more power.
NUMBER CRUNCHING: Jumping on a Computer.
NUMBER THEORISTS do it "69".
NUMBER(n): Get her real drunk.
NUMERICAL ANALYSIS : Proving that 2 + 2 really does make 5.
NUNS do it out of habit.
NURSE.SYS found, executing HELLOOOO
NURSE.SYS found.... computer will fall in love in no time flat!
NURSE: Never Underestimate Science, Reality, or Education
NURSES call the shots.
NURSES do it painless
NURSES do it with TLC.
NURSES do it with care
NURSES have a good bedside manner.
NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS NWDOS
NWT official bird: the Mosquito!
NWT's other official flower: empty aluminum beer can :(
NWT: where it's Politically Correct to eat seals.
NWT: where it's Politically Correct to wear furs.
NY Rangers...who gives a puck? 1994 and COUNTING
NY cops go bar hopping. LA cops go night clubing.
NY police go bar-hopping, LA police go night-clubbing
NY, mothers (prisoners) have live-in nursery; fathers do not.
NYC Niagara: The Epitome of Steam Super Power.
NYC in the summer is like a sweat lodge without the spiritual healing.
NYC is to rudeness what Paris is to high fashion.
NYC outlawed MACE. That should stop violent crime!
NYC: Hell with a sales tax.
NYETSCAPE: Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser
NYMPHO.EXE Ready. Copy %1 %2 %3 %4 %5. Timeout %6 %7 %8
NYNEX = Next Year, _No_ Employees eXpected!
NYSE -- Acme Suspenders Break: Consolidated Pants Drop.
NYTT; Now you're talking turkey.
NYUK! NYUK! You fanboys thought this was about the X-Men!
NZ and USA - two countries separated by a common language
NZ kids have Nintendo; Japanese kids have homework.
NZ where men are men, women are cold, sheep are nervous
NZ's other official flower: empty aluminum beer can :(
Na kraj sela chadjava mehana, iz nje viri kosa necheshlja
Na na na naaa, na na na naaa. Hey hey hey Good-bye
Na rusinskom se "POKOPAN" kaze "POHOVAN" !!!
Na'Toth has a present for us courtesy of Ambassador G'Kar - Garibaldi
Na-myoho-ringie-Kai, na-myoho-ringie-Kai... - Danny Davids
NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remover
NaNaNaNaNineteen !
Naaah, couldn't be!
Naaah, real men don't read docs.
Nabavio sam jedan potpuno novi
Nabiki Tendo sold me this tag line only 3,400 yen
Nacelle Condoms... nothing gets through the hull!
Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. -- Gerald Nachman
Nacho, Nacho Man! I wanna be, a Nacho man!
Nacho, Nacho Man! I want to be a Nacho Man! - Homer
Nachos rule. - Butt-Head
Nacionalisti svih zemalja ujedinite se !!
Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympics
Nadie se murio por no hacer nada!
Nadie tiene m s imaginaci¢n que la realidad
Nadine, Nadine, how I love to love Nadine
Nadine, Nadine, how I love to love Nadine. -- Randall Flagg
Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda. - Welsh Christmas
Naeser's Law: You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it<>damnfoolproof
Naf's WHAT?! (Naf's Asp)
Nagasaki '45 - Chernobyl '86 - Windows '95
Nagler's Comment on the Origin of Murphy's Law: Murphy's Law was<>not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name
Nah nah nah I'm an infant give me everything - Mike
Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK!
Nah! That's my modem speaking in tongues
Nah, I call him Eddie Spaghetti `cause he's got worms.
Nah, I don't breathe fire, I shoot energy bolts
Nah, Kramer is only interested in Canadian football.
Nah, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!#NO CARRIER
Nah, he's in security in this reality :)
Nah, he's too cute to shoot... -Desi
Nah. Call me crazy, but I'm satisfied with 9600.
Nah... Jaunty! is guilty!
Nahh, I like the gator-headed chick! - Tom
Nahh, real mathematicians do it discretely -- anyone who does it
Nail here [] for new monitor
Nailbiting cure: Chicken manure on your fingertips!
Nailed 'em both. <Murtagh>
Naimanology 201, first project, disection.
Naivcina i za vesala misli da su ljuljaska !
Naivete, n. - Youth plus confidence plus myopia
Najbolja bolest: Skleroza! Svaki dan cujes nesto novo.
Najbolja farba za jaja je karmin!
Najbolja je EVINA sardina ! ADAM
Najgora stvar u vezi sa cenzurom je __________
Najlepse je ziveti u zemlji dembeliji.
Najlepsi je meni onaj dan kad se budim mamuran
Najlepsi je onaj dan kad se budim nasmejan!
Najlepsi je poziv za vojsku.Drugi deo vica je vojna tajna
Najpametnija je ona devojka koja misli da je glupa !!!
Najpoznatiji americki general bio je GENERAL MOTORS!
Najprivrzeniji stvor na svetu je mokar pas.
Najveca glupost je zasaditi cvarak i cekati da bane
Najveci pedofil ja DEDA MRAZ
Najvise volim Italijankin expreso
Naked Hitchcock?
Naked Lunch - World Tour - 1995
Naked except for your girlfriend and her 120 or so kids right?
Naked jock-strap wrestling - Tom
Naked man trying to buy soda arrested for stealing car
Naked people have little influence on history.
Naked: No clothes. Nekkid: No clothes & up to something.
Nakedness is seldom seen but often noticed. Chinese proverb
Nakid women dropping out of trees causes all kind of problems.
Nam homo proponit, sed Deus disponit.
Namaste: "I honor or worship the Divinity within you."
Name *one* of these actors! -- Mike Nelson
Name - Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force.
Name 4 stoned presidents
Name ONE country that's taxed itself into prosperity
Name ONE of these actors - Mike
Name a Psychological Rock Group? Pink Freud!
Name calling + petty insults = Liberal making a point!
Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?"
Name is Clemens, boy. Samuel Clemens. With an 'E.'
Name me an emporer who was ever struck by a cannonball. - Charles V
Name me one gun control law that reduced crime
Name me one nation that taxed itself into prosperity
Name number 9,000,000,000 is
Name number 9,000,000,000 is........................
Name of new Zen laxative: All Things Must Pass
Name of the bouncer at the gay bar in China: Hu Flung Kum
Name one animal hunted with an AK-47, besides man.
Name one thing that money cant buy..Uh?..Uh!..A Dinosaur!
Name one thing you can do with Prodigy...Hang up!
Name six animals from the Arctic region? Three bears and three seals
Name the joining day. Kirk to Miramanee
Name the winning jockey in the 1972 Greyhoud Derby.
Name your salary here. I call mine Fred
Name's Ash. Housewares. -- Ash
Name's Commander Rimmer. Ace Rimmer
Name's Commander Rimmer. Ace Rimmer. * Ace Rimmer
Name's Lincoln. Abe Lincoln. * Wax Lincoln
Name-callers Anonymous has just denounced Rush Limbaugh.
Name. [*] My name? [*] No, my name! [*] I do not know your name!
Name.....Dave Lister; Occupation.........Bum.
Name: @TOFIRST@ Occupation: Genius
Name: GREY, Spalding. Occupation: Cambodian Swim Team Coach
Name: Rank: Serial No:*
Name: Spalding Grey. Occupation: Cambodian National Swim Team Coach
Name: The Doctor Occupation: "I save planets, mostly."
Name: ___ Address: ___ Postal Code: ___ Age: ___ Sex: [Y/N]
Name:############# Rank:########## Serial No:#########
Namecalling: the refuge of the intellectually challenged
Named our calves "T-Bone" and "Filet." We plan to eat 'em!
Nameless abominations are people too
Names are but the dust of time
Names are mutable, but things immutable
Names are the notes of things
Names are the symbols of things
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Names is for tombstones baby! - Mr Big/Kanaga (L.A.L.D.)
Names' Spayed. Sam Spayed. I'm a private eye. - Ren Hoek
Names, Places, Times. Arnold Rimmer, his locker, this morning!
Namusan! - Zama Shou, Aura Battler Dunbine
Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
Nanako SOS, Nanako SOS! Nanako SOS, Nanako SOS!
Nanana na, nanana na, hey hey, goodbye Tories!
Nancy = Millionaire, Tonya = Zilch
Nancy Kerrigan KFC Special: 2 small breasts & 1 battered thigh
Nancy Reagan agreed to be the first artificial heart donor.
Nancy Reagan never drank water while Ronnie talked
Nancy Reagan wants to divorce old Ron... seems he's making it hard for everyone but her
Nancy Smith - Redneck extrordinaire!
Nancy Vaine is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers
Nancy Wallace, Baltimore, MD/USA, Night Owl Point via Poo
Nancy can't help you...She's still awake.-Freddy Krueger
Nancy lost his mind when a butterfly kicked him in the head
Nani?! USAGI=HIGH?! I %knew% she was on something
Nanites are invading your computer. Munch! Munch! Yummy in the Tummy.
Nanites: The Borg strain of herpes!
Nano, Nano translates into English as Live long and prosper.
NanoBucks...$0.000,000,000,1
Nanoo! Nanoo! -Mork
Nanook say's...Catch the Blue Wave!
Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man.
Nanosecond, Used only to measure a Woman's attention span
Nanosecond, used to measure a man's attention span.
Nanosecond: Amount of time needed for a program to crash
Nanosecond: Mork's stunt man.
Nanosecond: a measure of Grandma's time.
Nanosecond: used to measure a two-year-old's attention span.
Nanotechnology...you've heard of it haven't you?
Nanshe, Goddess of Dreams
Nanu nanu!
Naomi, sex at noon taxes, I moan.
Napjerk - The sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off.
Napkin up the blood & entrails & move on - Joel
Napoleon is a short, dead dude!
Napoleon might drive a Corsica.
Napoleon sat here and blew his Bonaparte.
Napoleon sheds his skin in the summer when the sun is high.
Napoleon's father: "Moscow's really nice this time of year."
Napoleon, STOP that! Mr. Waverly would NOT approve!
Narapoia: when you feel you're always following someone.
Narcissism is the next best thing to being great.
Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name.
Narcolepsy is nothing to lose sleep over.
Narcolepulacy: The contagious action of yawning
Narcotics and character building have nothing in common. -- Ed Parker
Narcotics, now that's the thing of the future. - Tom Hagen
Narn was a green and fertile place then. - G'Kar
Narrator: A spool* Crow: A spool sample
Narrator: Dr. Chin Hu * Tom: Gesundheidt!
Narrator: Einstein * Crow: Morty Einstein
Narrow minded: Looks through keyhole with 2 eyes.
Narrow minded: looks through keyhole with both eyes at the same time.
Narrow mindedness in this world must be addressed.
Narrow minds usually come with big mouths
NaruhitUmino2hardandhehad2go2thehospital
Nas najbolji pozorisni komad je do daljeg Tanja Boskovic.
Nasa si ljubimica ti, danju nocu smo zajedno mi
Nasa si ljubimica ti, pored tebe srecni smo svi
Nasa, it's 10:00 PM, do you know where the Mars Probe is?
Nash's Law: Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long
Nasi Lemak, the breakfast of champions.
Nasmesite se, sa mnogo dobrote i malo, malo gorcine.
Nasser Hasian ________
Nasty LAN... Must teach LAN a lesson. Hands off of my memory, pal!!
Nasty Message Found. (D)elete (S)ave (U)ncoil Whip
Nasty People Suck... Nice People Swallow
Nasty comments go here!
Nat King Cole: "They try to sell us Egg Foo Young"
Nat'l Enquirer: "Secret Photos of Limbaugh blowing Clinton!"
Nat'l well-being might almost be said to be a by-product of pollution
Natalie's Law of Algebra: You never catch on until after the test
Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert
Natas teews ym ot s'ereh...Epacse on s'ereht
Natchez, MS: Elephants are not permitted to drink beer.
Natchez, Mississippi - Elephants are not permitted to drink beer.
Nathan! Quit hitting me! - Mike lisps as tough guy
National Airport: The combat zone.
National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA)
National Association of Manufacturers (No taxation without depreciation)
National DM Association: DMs don't kill people, monsters do!
National DM's Association: Monsters don't kill - *WE* do!
National Directory Of Irish AA Members - Short Book
National Front members - nasty, British and short
National GMs Association: "Monsters don't kill, we do."
National Health care: medicine with postal efficiency & IRS compassion.
National Lampoon Staff Anthropologist at large
National Non Sequitur Society: we don't make sense, but we love pizza!
National Organization of Women of Borg - FemiNazis Asimilate!
National Procrastination Week has been postponed 'til next week
National Psychic Society: You KNOW where the meetings ar+
National Public Gump......All Chocolates Considered
National SEX week telethon...Give till it hurts
National Sausage Week - it was the wurst of times
National Sex Week 1st Jan - 31st Dec
National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf
National security is in your hands - guard it well.
National security is more important than individual will.
National security is the chief cause of national insecurity. --Hagbard Celine
Nationalise crime, and make sure it doesn't pay.
Nationalism is an infantile idea; it is the measles of mankind. Albert Einstein
Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race. - Albert Einstein
Nationalism: The most powerful ism of the entire democratic age.
Nationality, locality, longevity - all recorded in binary.
Nations and empires flourish and decay, By turns command, and in their turns obey. - Ovid
Nations fall to corporations
Native American Ice Cream (Formerly 'Big Chief Crazy Cone')
Native American in the truest sense of the word.
Native Americans do it with reservations.
NativeDOS 1.0: (H)ide in bush, ambush Dr (C)onspire against Dr
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. --Mary Kelly
Nato Ergo Sum
Nato Ergo Sum
Natoma, KS: it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
Nattily noodling my navel near Nirvana
Natural 20! - Player Miss! - DM Uh oh - Player
Natural Born Squirters-Dr. Forrester on Bots w/water guns
Natural Born Squirters... -- Dr. Forrester
Natural Laws have no pity. - Lazarus Long (Robert Anson Heinlein)
Natural blond: Nature's aphrodisiac
Natural laws have no pity
Natural laws have no pity - RAH
Natural laws have no pity. L. Long
Natural laws have no pity. - Lazarus Long
Natural laws have no pity. -- Heinlein
Natural laws have no pity. L. Long
Natural laws have no pity. ûRobert A. Heinlein
Natural laws have not pity.
Natural medicine can NOT interfere with drugs.
Natural progression: 1-2-3 to QUATTRO (logical!)
Natural redhead - Natures aphrodisiac
Natural selection favors psychological denial. -- Garrett Hardin
Naturally, I said to myself, but why? - Umberto Eco
Naturally; they're Bass Masters at this sort of stuff.
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret. Try to push out Nature with
Nature Abhors a Vacuum. Beavis thinks it SUCKS! heh heh!
Nature Always Sides With The Hidden Flaw !
Nature abhors a vacuum
Nature abhors a vacuum, but a good suck turns me on
Nature abhors a vacuum, which is why witches ride brooms.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Nature abhors a vacuum. - Baruch Spinoza (1632-1677)
Nature abhors a vacuum... which is why Witches ride brooms.
Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce
Nature abhors people. -- Thine's Law
Nature almost always sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature always bats last.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature and Books belong to the eyes that see them
Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night, God said, "Let Newton be," and all was light
Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night: God said, "Let Newton be! andall was light." -- Alexander Pope
Nature aspires to perfection, and so does the law
Nature collapses into the screaming void
Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. - 102nd Rule
Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. - Quark, ROA #102
Nature does nothing uselessly. Aristotle
Nature does nothing uselessly.<Aristotle>
Nature draws the line. I just keep crossing that sucker
Nature gave us two ears, but only one mouth
Nature has give us two ears, two eyes; and but one tongue; to the end we shoulid hear and see more than we speak
Nature has given a woman so much power that the law cannot afford to give her more. - Samuel Johnson
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. - Samuel Johnson
Nature hates calculators. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature is a book of which god is the author.
Nature is a mother.
Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature is but a name for an effect whose cause is God
Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mirror.
Nature is one call you can't put on hold
Nature is one call you can't put on hold. - The Tick
Nature is one call you can't put on hold. - Thrakazog [The Tick]
Nature is the art of God
Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries
Nature lies
Nature makes kids cute so we'll tolerate them til they get some sense
Nature makes no leap, nor does the law
Nature makes no vacuum, the law no supervacuum
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Nature seems to side with the hidden flaw
Nature sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature speaks; humans have forgotten how to listen.
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can
Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Darwin's Law
Nature's Grat Book is written in mathematical symbols. - Galileo Galilei
Nature's bounty: Corn, soy'a bean, sorghum, SPACOM - Crow T. Robot
Nature's calling and I must go. --The Rutles
Nature's confectioner, the bee. - John Cleveland
Nature's far too subtle to repeat herself. Paul Muni
Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put here to rise above.
Nature, like people sometimes weeps for gladness.
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. - from Novum Organum. - Francis Bacon
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. -- Francis Bacon
Naugahyde is murder
Naughty Girls (Need Love Too).
Naughty Movies - By X. X. Ecks
Naughty dragon! You spank him!!!!!
Naughty dragon? YOU spank him!!!
Naughty frog! *NARF*! - Pinky
Naughty girl in search of strict discipline!
Naughty naughty... very naughty naughty.. naughty! -Beavis
Navaglancing - Trying to find a good radio station while driving.
Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca
Naval Def'n: Abovewater Warfare | Sailor on a waterbed
Naval Def'n: Foreign Port | Not my wife
Naval Def'n: Higher Education | The bar upstairs
Naval Def'n: Naval Aviator | Sailor being thrown out of a bar
Naval Def'n: Naval Tradition | Hardest way to do something wrong
Naval Def'n: Underwater Warfare | Sailor after sex on a waterbed
Naval Definition: Naval Aviator- Sailor being thrown out of a bar!
Naval Destroyer: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Naval Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
Naval Recruitment Slogans - By C. D. World
Naval Reserve: Where they keep spare belly buttons.
Navidad Ara Pora -Guarani Christmas
Navigation Buoys don't shoot at you.
Navigation error: Where is the keyboard?
Navigator: Heading sir? KIRK: Out there, that-a-way
Navigator: Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
Navigators can show you the way.
Navigators get to tell pilots where to go
Navy (n): An army entirely surrounded by water.
Navy - It's not just a job, it's $98.33 a week!
Navy - Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line.
Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.
Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops.
Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher.
Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line.
Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid.
Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops.
Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher.
Navy Pilots worst nightmare: $%^^NO CARRIER
Navy coffee - the _real_ adventure!
Navy has 2 kinds of ships. Submarines and Targets
Navy pickup line - "Buy_me_a_drink, say-ler!"
Navy pilot's worst nightmare...NO CARRIER!
Navy pilot's worst nightmare: %#.* NO CARRIER
Navy pilots hate it when they see NO CARRIER.
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Naw, I don't need a checklist - I have it all memorized
Naw, Naw, I can't be Dwayne Dibbley!
Naw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!# NO CARRIER
Naw, rain doesn't affect #$&&!#@$&&$ NO CARRIER
Naw, you are really a sweetie and sweeties are never in error!
Nay! Tom bridled hoarsely.
Nay, nay, and again I say nay, Tom said hoarsely.
Nay, then, come on, and take the chance of anger
Nazgul are dead ringers!
Nazi's motto: "Freedom of speech for the ones with correct opinions!"
Nazi, n. - A totalitaryan
Nazi: Between Knot B and Knot D
Nazis. Ooh, I hate these guys. - Indiana Jones
Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Ne Jabba no badda. - Bib Fortuna
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum menum!
Ne boj se, necu ti nista, treba mi rame za plakanje,
Ne bojte se SysOp-a, vec strujnog udara.
Ne diraj lava Dok Holidej
Ne dizi tu slusalicu..."#$##"%"#!1 NO CARRIER
Ne gazite travuPusite je !!!
Ne insistiraj da budes u vecini.Vecina je na groblju.
Ne mentez jamais, sauf si vous avez une trs bonne mmoire
Ne mogu nam zabraniti da umremo.
Ne mrzi rano ujutro - spavaj do podne!
Ne pijem, ne jurim zene, samo pomalo lazem!
Ne pijte vodu, ribe se u njoj je.u
Ne postoji muski sovinizam, sve je to istina
Ne pusim,ne pijem,ne psujem.Jebote,pade cigara u pivo!!
Ne te confudant iligitimi
Ne trosi vreme citajuci ovaj Tag, radi nesto pametnije.
Ne veruj zeni koja laze !!
Ne zelim da ti kazem da zivot nije igra da se osecam starim
Ne znam kad i ne znam gdje ici cemo istom stranom ulice
Ne'er needlessly disturb a thing at rest
NeXT: Unix with training wheels by Armanni - ibid (after admitting to owning a NeXT)
Near as I can tell, this co-incides with the release of MS-DOS. -- Larry DeLuca
Near beer sold here but no beer sold near here.
Near miss = Nearly missed = Hit
Near my school, there is a bridge that someone spray painted "Save the Ozone" on
Near plane accidents make me hot! - Tom as girl
Near the Delaware Memorial Bridge tollbooth, a sign: "INFORMATION POLICE"
Nearing Mars now - Hey! What's that bri&^$%% NO OBSERVER
Nearing Mars now. What's that bright li.$ NO OBSERVER
Nearing Mars now. What's that lig.@#$%^%$^ NO OBSERVER
Nearly 300 Corrrect Opcodes
Nearly all generalizations are false.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraha Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraham Lincoln
Nearsighted: Optically inconvenienced
Neat Idea: Solar-powered flashlight
Neat Shirts - By Preston Ironed
Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
Neat is not necessarily organized
Neat people don't make exciting discoveries like I do!!
Neat play on "Fish and Chips and tantalizing Sauces"
Neat trick. For your birthday I'll buy you a utility belt
Neat! -The Tick
Neater than necessary
Neato complete-o YIPEE! - Yakko Warner
Nebraska Cornhuskers - 1994 National Champions!
Nebuchadnezzar, are you dreaming again? Somebody better
Nebuchadnezzar,....Bless you.*
Neccessity is the mother of reading to most students
Necessary good is not good beyond the bounds of necessity
Necessary meeting
Necessity creates equity
Necessity defends what it compels
Necessity gives a preference with regard to private rights
Necessity has no law
Necessity has no law. -- St. Augustine
Necessity has no law. -Benjamin Franklin
Necessity has no laws...just invented children
Necessity hath no law. -- Oliver Cromwell
Necessity is a mother.
Necessity is a mother..........
Necessity is also the mother of sudden activity
Necessity is not always desirable
Necessity is not an established fact,but an interpretation. -Nietzsche
Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of freedom.
Necessity is the law of a particular time and place
Necessity is the mother of convention.
Necessity is the mother of invention -- Poverty is just a mother.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. Watch who you sleep with
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. --Dave Farber
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.--Mark Twain
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt, 1783
Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. - Pitt
Necessity makes a privilege which supersedes the law
Necessity makes that lawful which otherwise is unlawful
Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin
Necessity overcomes the law
Necessity, where would we be without the inventions of her progeny?
Necessity, who is the mother of invention. - Plato
Necessity: the mother of invention- Discovery: the father
Necktie: The noose of modern civilization
Neckties strangle clear thinking
Neckties strangle clear thinking -- Lin Yutang
Necro's safety tip: Never finger a woman after she decomposed.
NecroARMicon - dead C++ programmer's reference
NecroBeGone - book of insect repellents for the dead.
NecroD-Con - book of insecticides for the dead.
NecroJerryGarciaTelecomnicon: Book of Grateful Dead Phone Numbers
NecroTelecomacon - book of phone #s of the dead.
Necrocomidian - Book of dead jokes.
Necrohippofibrillation: Cardiac nightmares on the next VET'S CORNER
Necrohippoflagellaphilia: (n) Love Of Beating A Dead Horse.
Necrohippoflagellaphilia: The love of beating a dead horse.
Necrohippoflagellation, a Fidonet staple.
Necrohippoflagellation: Beating a dead horse.
Necrohippoflagellation: The love of beating a dead horse
Necrohippoflagellation: Equine nightmares on the next Hard Copy
Necrohipposadism: Love of beating a dead horse
Necromancers do it loud enough to wake the dead.
Necromancers do it to wake the dead.
Necromancers put the FUN back in funerals!
Necromancing - What dead people do for fun.
Necrophelia: a dead art
Necrophilia is dead boring.
Necrophilia means never having to say ... anything.
Necrophilia, Bestiality & Flagellation - Beating a dead horse?
Necrophilia, n. - Love that means never having to say... well, anything
Necrophilia, n. - A dead-end relationship
Necrophilia: a dead art.
Necrophilia: Dropping in for a cold one.
Necrophiliacs DO IT until they are dead tired.
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones... - Dr. Hook
Necrophilohippoflagellation: The love of beating a dead horse.
Necrophobic, can't control the paranoia..scared to die. -- Slayer
NecrotelecomiconBook of dead phone numbers.
Necrotelecomnicon: Book of telephone numbers of the dead
Necrotelecomunicon: Death's fax machine.
Necu Sanja da ti pricam,one stare pesme,
Necu da budem ko masina.
Necu da idem u bioskop jer nema nikog da ide sa mnom,
Necu da te volim!
Necu ti nista reci, tuzan sam, nisam ljut,
Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Ned, go gag Ogden
Nee @FN@ no badda. Me chaade su goodie
Nee Gary no badda. Me chaade su goodie
Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie. - Bib Fortuna
Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee!
Nee! --Monty Python
Nee! Niet weer een UFO... kan ik opnieuw de grasmat gaan leggen
Neece's personal teleprompter: -=<*********** D U H ! ************>=-
Need a message posting robot? Freq "ANNOUNCE" from 2:204/145.0
Need A Lawyer? Email To: oj.simpson@lajail.com for info
Need A Lift Do Ya, Hop In........Circus Midgets! - Fireman
Need More Hard Drive Space? Type Format C:
Need a Hand? : Paris to Holodoc
Need a book? Find a bookworm
Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand.
Need a cop? Call a donut shop!
Need a good insult? Consult <Shakespeare>
Need a good laugh? Listen to a Joycelyn Elders speech.
Need a good laugh? Replay an old Joycelyn Elders speech
Need a good laugh? Turn to WOR and watch the 1993 Mets.
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Need a job? Want an adventure? Call 1-800-327-NAVY
Need a little...help? - The Mask
Need a paperclip or staple? Look on (or in) the copy machine!
Need a partner for Mr.Potatoe Head? Try Mr.Ferengi, only $19.95 + Tax!
Need a sleazy lawyer? 1-800-WE SUE 4 U.
Need a tagline nobody have
Need a walk? Take a stroll through your mind!
Need a worthy cause to support? How about you sysop?
Need an organist? E-Mail me!
Need an spokes person cheap? Call 1-900-hasbeen
Need any more? Just ask!
Need birth control? Buy a computer.
Need blank disks? Call 1-800-AOL-DISK
Need file compression...? DEL *.*
Need fresh air? Pull your head out of your ass! - BlondieBear
Need great graphics? Draw on Corel!
Need great graphics? Draw on Corel!
Need help to shorten phone number! Call 1-800-345-7895-22345568-32357-53688
Need help with Australian research, let me know.
Need help...please send food...and a blond with big tits
Need help? Call Counselor Troi at: 1-900-NCC-1701. ($195 per min.)
Need help? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min
Need medical assistance? Call the Doctor at 1-90-NCC-74656
Need more bandwidth? Use a laser!
Need more power? I got this 350 in the shed, that'll do it.
Need more taglines? Quote every line of a message written at 4 AM.
Need more time? Buy another clock
Need some excitement?...drive to work in reverse
Need some quiet? Play your blank tapes at full volume!
Need taglines? Call 1-900-tagline. Only $1.99 per minute
Need this place. Need this. Need to fight. They told Zathras
Need to contaminate to alleviate this loneliness
Need you dream you find you taste you f*ck you use you scar you
Need, not greed
Needed newsgroup: alt.tv.dr-who.adric.die.die.die
Needed! A Spell Checker to prevent me from sending wrong numbers.
Needed...Older woman to educate young male
Needed: One Dragon to beta test a new +6 sword of Dragonslaying
Needed: Lawyer. Mine died when the ambulance backed up!
Needed: One dragon to beta test a new +6 sword of Dragonslaying.
Needed: new search routine for organic memory module!
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again
Needing to go in the hard direction
Needlepointers never die, they just stitch away
Needles and sutures... - McCoy
Needless to say I am NOT a merry man! - Kevin Karmen
Needless to say, "I am NOT a merry man."
Needless to say, I'm just a little bent about that.
Needless to say, it was a remarkable procedure. EHMP
Needless to say- 3 to 1 it'll be said, and soon.
Needs a BoBo to scare anyway
Needs a little remedial evolution
Needs another brain to make half-wit.
Needs are a function of what other people have.
Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they
Needst thou not a swordsman? --Frog
Needy inches bow down! Pity and a poor boy! - Joel/Bots
Neelix IDIC: Incalculable Delight in Inedible Cooking.
Neelix IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Inedible Cooking
Neelix and the Replicator have food-fight! Film at 11.
Neelix and the Replicator in grudge match, film at 11.
Neelix and the replicator have a food fight. Film at 11.
Neelix bathes on water world, Tuvok disgusted, film at 11.
Neelix bathes on water world, disgusts Tuvok, film at 11.
Neelix for panache and Kes for poise.
Neelix is outraged, Kes has dumped him for the Beetles.
Neelix last words - "Captain, let me give these Borg a moral boost!"
Neelix made crackers out of Ensign Graham???
Neelix of Borg: "Glad to assimilate you!!!"
Neelix starts a riot by making water. Janeway not amused.
Neelix's Ocampa lover, Kes -- USS Voyager
Neelix's meal for the Kazon included many...interesting herbs.
Neelix, these people rescued me. Kes
Neelix, who approved this? Uhh.....well.....nobody.
Neelix, who approved this? - Janeway * Uhh... well... nobody. - Neelix
Neelix, you're alive. You're BREATHING.--HoloDoc
Neelix, you're overreacting. Kes
Neelix: "Can I replicate a Dabo girl?" Tuvok: "Most assuredly not."
Neelix: Star Trek's only bipedal warthog!
Neelix: Nice title, I have no idea what it means, but nice title
Neelix: Part scavenger, chef, tour guide, and sage.
Neener, neener, neener! I'm a stud and you're a weener! - Duckman
Neercs eht fo edis gnorw eht no era uoY
Nefariousness is the mother of invention
Negativ Ghostrider!
Negative expectations yield negative results
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results
Negative facts are not proof
Negative readings on all sensors. - Dax
Negative slack tends to increase.
Negative tribble: *-
Negative, Ghost Rider - the pattern is full
Negative.. Negative.. I'm not a main character so I missed.
Negativism, n. - Tendency to oppose the opposite of what I oppose
Neglect of duty does not cease, by repetition, to be neglect of duty. -- Napoleon
Negligence has misfortune for a companion
Negligent - adj., describes a condition in which you absent - mindedly answer
Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches i
Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches itself to clothes
Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?!
Negotiable BONDS, not negotiable blondes!
Negotiate, my ass! Let's kill something!
Neige en Novembre, Noel en Décembre !
Neighborhood Watches? No, we need Neighborhood Militia!
Neighborhood's as friendly as ever. Rembrandt Brown
Neil Armstrong tripped.
Neil Armstrong, Astronaut, First man on the moon, was an Eagle Scout.
Neil Bonnett 1946-1994
Neil Enns, ennsnr@brandonU.ca
Neil Peart is a drum god!
Neil Young of Borg: Aging is irrelevant. Assimilate Pearl Jam
Neil virus: Refuses to run program and paints astrology chart instead
Neil! How are you keeping that flower pot up?? -Rik
Neil, Davey and AK, gone but not forgotten!
Neil, how are you keeping that flowerpot up?!? - Neil, Young Ones
Neil, we're not having broken crockery again? That's my recipe!
Neil, why are you wearing that dress?
Neil, your bedroom's on fire ! - Rik & Vyv
Nein! I haff vorgotten ze passvort! How inconweenient!
Nein, nicht diese Steckdos *NO CARRIER*
Neither Borrower Or Lender Be; routinely ignored by Congress.
Neither Jew nor Greek...but all are one in Christ Jesus
Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; work for the IRS and steal it.
Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamlet
Neither a borrower nor lender be.<Shakespeare>
Neither a borrower nor tagliner be. Tagspeare
Neither a panhandler nor a Laplander be.
Neither an Optimist nor a Pessimist be. -- Only a Realist.
Neither can I
Neither common sense nor logic can *prove* anything
Neither function alone nor simplicity alone defines a good design. - Brooks, p.43
Neither genius, fame, nor love show the greatness of the soul. Only kindness can do that. - Jean Baptiste Henri Lacordaire
Neither give place to the devil. (EPH 4:27)
Neither man nor nation can exist without a sublime idea. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Neither one of us is very good at this. - Mike Nelson
Neither provides those three little dots, I just add them.
Neither rain nor l?*e nois@ will keep me from my mail
Neither rain nor snow nor l?ne noise will k$%@ #$%("
Neither rain nor snow nor line nois~^+*)*!$#NO CARRIER!
Neither rain or snow or l?ne noise
Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILin $
Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne n oiose
Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne nLoi<se+uA+r
Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne nLoi<se+uA+r........
Neither rain, nor snow, nor l¡¥‘ ¤§Œ$ˆ
Neither spread the germs of gossip nor encourage others to do so
Neither tell me hate mail, I play the game
Neitszche is dead. - God
Neka casa padne, neka prsti staklo, oni traze da pjevamo tise,
Neka ide sve do vraga popicu nesto sada
Neka me pokriva ziva ljuta kopriva, i poneki TAGicak da me podseca na
Neka staro drustvo dodje, ko nekad davno u kraju mom
Nekad mislim a nekad postojim!
Nekad sam bio neodlucan! A mozda i nisam?!
Neko jos nije rekao:"Vama ne sme niko da iskljucuje struj
Nell'anime nostre non entra terror
Nelson Cigarettes. For the spirit of Nelson in all of us
Nelson's Law: The better the four-wheel drive, the further away<>you'll be when you get stuck
Nelson: "Stamp collection???? Hah-hah!!"
Nema demokratije, nema demo.../&$"#$ Ima demokratije,im
Nema ljutis?
Nema odmora dok traje obnova !
Nema svako govno sansu da postane djubrivo!
Nemam velike sise, ali su mi bar dugacke -T. Torbarina-
Nemam vise motiv, da bih bio protiv
Nemas sansu, iskoristi je!
Nemo exspectat Inquisitionem Hispaniensen!
Nemo exspectat Inquisitionen Hispaniensen - Montius Pythonius
Nemo hic adest illius nomunis
Nemo me impune lacessit. [No one provokes me with impunity] -- Motto of the Crown of Scotland
Nemoj Sanja da se menjas, da se stidis lazi
Nemoj da se izmices kad znam sta nam treba zasto ne bi ti i ja leteli do
Nemoj silom! Uzmi veci cekic.
Nemojte ljudi ko boga Vas molim
Neo Tokio Tokio Dream City! "Three Two One! Go!"
Neo-Nazi, n. - Anyone so designated by a neo-McCarthyite
Neo-Nazi? Hitler glows in the Dark?
Neo-Taoist-Techno-Pagan. Hail The Holy Motherboard
NeoAnarchy - real life!
Nephritedrank2muchandmadeapassatQueenBeryl
Nepotism is fine as long as you keep it in the family.
Nepotism is relational.
Nepotism is relative
Nepotism: When many are called but nephews are chosen.
Nepotism: togetherness with pay.
Ner med vanligt folk!
Nerd Measle: An ink spot at the bottom of a shirt pocket.
Nerds DO IT with pocket protectors.
Nerds design ditches, jocks dig them.
Nerds having sex: Oooh! Interface me!
Nerds of a feather talk together
Nerds pummeled in football melee.
Nerdworld Comics www.nerdworld.com/nw164.html
Neroon? I do not understand. He is Warrior caste. - Delenn
Nerve Center: Where the spine is misaligned!
Nerve gas is not a toy
Nerves of steel: Selling a Yugo to a Klingon.
Nervous Technicians?
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
Nervous: Asking what wine goes well with fingernails
Nervous: Asking which wine goes best with fingernails.
Nervous: Asking what wine goes well with fingernails.
Nervous: Asking which wine goes best with fingernails.
Nervous? I'm not nervous. Why should I be nervous?--HoloDoc
Nervy? Irritable? Depressed? Tired of life? ...Keep it up! Ä M. Python
Nerys.....this is _still_ my home. - Mullibok
Nescio quid dicas.
Nespretan - prdne i usere se.
Nesto zlo nam se priblizava,dolazi,ispija,odlazi
Nestor's Nostrum: Anything worth doing makes a mess
Net DOS 1.0: WIPE all disks? [ ] Yes [ ] Repeatedly [x] Using napalm
Net Run \\REALLOVE "BEGONE"
Net boy, net girl, send your impulse 'round the world. -- Rush, 1996!
Net intelligence is constant; population is increasing
Net mail, now where did my opener go
Net plus ultra: the ultimate Web site.
Net ware does not have bugs, it has "Undocumented enhancements"
Net your salamander then make salad in her
NetHack is not a hacking program!
NetHack last words: It smells like cockatrices. Eat it? [yn] (y)
NetMail Replies/Comments to: 1:290/627 or 1:290/2.7.
NetMail Replies/Comments to: 1:290/627 or 1:290/2.7.
NetMail Replies/Comments to: 1:290/627 or 1:290/2.7.
NetSpeak...short for carpalese.
Netherlands, and neither one includes the word "Dutch"? --George Carlin
Netiquette: being polite, even if you feel like strangling someone
Netlink Nomads, Independence, MO
Netmail 1:2630/140. Internet Btblaes@ix.netcom.com
Netmail OJ.SIMPSONCOM for lawyer referrals.
Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!
Netmail from some flounder?
Netmail spanking is not fun
Netmail virus: Shuts down everything as an act of mercy
Netmail: It's not just for breakfast any more. Serves any mealymouth.
Netmail: What you get after you double-fault your serves
Netnews is like yelling, "Anyone want to buy a car?" in a crowded theater
Netnews...For the latest results from Wimbleton.
Netriding at ~3:00 am - for the enlightened souls
Nettling Imp & Royal Assassin: I quit!
Nettling Imp: DAMMIT!
Netvoyage Internet Access Provider
Network Administration is like herding cats
Network Adminstrators thumbing nodes at each other
Network Floating Conference Host
Network Hasselhoff TV3 News: YOUR Local News Source
Network Hasselhoff TV3: The Wednesday Night Authority
Network Management is Like herding Cats.
Network Management is Like herding Cats.
Network Management is Like herding Cats.
Network engineers DO IT under desks
Network error on server FS1: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore?
Network hackers know how to communicate.
Network management is like choreographing a hurricane
Network management is like herding cats.
Network management is like trying to herd cats...
Network managers DO IT in many places at once
Network: 2. What Fishermen Do When Not Fishing
Network? I'm retired, I don't do no work never.
Networked Sysops pick their nodes.
Networking is fun. Repeat as needed.
Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Networks should be labeled NOT-WORKS!!!
Networks: What a successful shrimper says.
Neuritis-early stage of olditis
Neuro toxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling.
NeuroPrancer: A lost reindeer in Cyberspace.
Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue, I'm schizophrenic, What are you?
Neurosis is a communicable disease. -- Solomon Short
Neurosis is the way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being. - Paul Tillich
Neurotic: Self-taut person
Neurotic: when that little voice in your head keeps laughing at you.
Neurotic: A Russian storekeeper worrying about his bread's shelf life.
Neurotic: Self-taut person.
Neurotic: Self-taut person. - Author Unknown
Neurotic: person in a clash with himself.
Neurotic: person who can't leave being well enough alone.
Neurotic: when that little voice in your head keeps laughing at you.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them, and psychiatrists charge them rent
Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling
Neurotoxin Lite! tastes grest, less drooling!
Neuter Newt
Neutered iguanas are loving and good
Neutral Greedy
Neutral Zone: A bathroom used by both Males and Females
Neutralise Warp Mr Mitchell, hold this position. - Kirk
Neutrality favors the oppressor - Bishop Desmond Tutu
Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.
Neutrality pays when your wife and mother-in-law argue.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos do it without being detected.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they're Catholic!
Neva', eva', mess wid de d00d who duz it fo' some livin'.
Nevah trust anyone whose last name ends with a vowel!
Never order Chicken Fried Steak in a joint without a jukebox! Texas proverb
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never *EVERget someone who might be a witch mad! -- I.M.A. Frog
Never *EVERget someone who might be a witch mad! -- Ima Toad
Never *ever* attack the United States. -- 3nd Law of War
Never -- fail as long as I try - M. Muir, Suicidal Tendencies
Never 4get me,bcuz if I thought U would,Id never leave.--W.thePooh
Never ANSWER a twit's posts!!! Stirring manure makes it stink worse.
Never Again: No sales tax!
Never Argue With A Fool, People Might Not Know The Difference -
Never Argue With A Fool... People Can't Tell Who Is Who!
Never Argue With a Mule or a Woman.
Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Bob Morgan.
Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Gary Caplan
Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Gary Caplan. <-Cal Webs
Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Gary Caplan. <-Cal Webster Tagline.
Never Argue With a Mule, Woman or Kelli Williams.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Cat, Woman or a SysOp
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman, SysOp or DM
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a Game Maste
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!)
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp!
Never Argue With a Woman SysOp
Never Argue With a mule, woman, moderator, sysop, or SEANY-POO
Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, Sysop.
Never Ask A Hungry Cat If It Loves You For Yourself
Never Buy a Pitbull from a man with one arm.
Never Do Yesterday What Should Be Done Tomorrow.
Never EVER volunteer to give up your personal firearms.
Never Feed an Otaku AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Never Forget, Never!!!
Never Insult An ALLIGATOR until you've crossed The River
Never Invited to Annual "Night of 100 Paperboys" - Sad Blonde Moments
Never Judge a man by his TAGLINE!
Never Make-A-Fee!
Never Marry For Money, You Can Always Borrow It Cheaper.
Never Moon A Warewolf!!!
Never Moon A Werewolf !
Never Open a Can of Worms Unless You Plan to Go Fishing.
Never Share A Foxhole With Anyone Braver Than Yourself.
Never Sneeze Into A Full Ashtray
Never Tell Me The Odds -- Capt. Sulu
Never Underestimate a Thalian!
Never Underestimate the Power of a Crystallized Attitude
Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
Never Wear Formal Clothing to a Battery-Powered Event.
Never Wrestle With a Pig! You Both Get Dirty, And, The Pig Likes It !
Never a Jehovah's Witness you're invoking Pagan deities downstairs.
Never a bust at Blockbuster!
Never a dull moment!
Never a late apex, never a dull moment!
Never a transport tube when you need one. - Londo
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never a waiter around when you need one... -- Crow T. Robot
Never accept a beer from a Urologist
Never accept a drink from a man who has a tattoo
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Never accept a drink from a urologist. --Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from an urologist!
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa
Never accept apple juice from a urologist!
Never accept beer from a urologist.
Never accept brownies from a proctologist.
Never accept chocolate from a proctologist
Never accept lemonade from a Urologist.
Never accept milk from a Pediatrician or Gynecologist!!
Never act with children, animals, or Alan Rickman
Never actually seen a `dinger' hum. -- Crow T. Robot
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married
Never affirm self-limitations
Never again is what you swore the time before
Never again the burning!
Never again will I stay up 'til five in the morning to answer mail
Never agree with me -- it shakes my self-confidence. --WRE
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Never allow a vampire to stay over at your place for the night.
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. - 6th Rule
Never alone, Delenn. Never alone. -- Lennier
Never anger a SysOp, for you are crunchy and go well with brie
Never anger a blond! You'd look silly stuffed & mounted on a wall!!
Never anger a dragon for you are crunchy & go well with Brie
Never anger a dragon, for thee be quite crunchy and go well with Brie.
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go good with brie!
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well wi
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and good tasting
Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy, and go well with Brie!
Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy, and you go well with Brie
Never anger a dragon, for you go well with Brie.
Never anger a dragon, for you're crunchy and go with Brie
Never anger a dragon. You are crunchy and go well with brie.
Never anger a moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie
Never anger a redhead! You'd look silly stuffed & mounted on a wall!!
Never anger the moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie
Never annoy a CALVIN, I have a stuffed tiger in my pocket!
Never annoy a grizzly, he bears a grudge.
Never annoy a woman when she's b*tchy. Or in a good mood
Never annoy anything that you can't outrun!
Never answer a hypothetical question. - Moshe Arens
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. - Benjamin Disraeli
Never apologize, Mister... it's a sign of weakness. -- Crow
Never apologize, Misterit's a sign of weakness.<Crow, MST3K>
Never apologize; never explain. Sucking up is ok
Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
Never appeal to a man's brain - he probably doesn't have one.
Never appeal to his better nature. He may not have one.
Never approach a Klingon when he's grumbling.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
Never argue over unimportant details
Never argue over unimportant details
Never argue over unimportant details. Even if you win, you'll have gained no advantage
Never argue unless the point you hope to gain is worth more than the cost of an argument of friendship
Never argue with Debi the SysOp God. NOT
Never argue with Rasta - it's frustrating and you'll lose, anyway.
Never argue with Tigger the SysGod
Never argue with a German when you're drunk
Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
Never argue with a Man, SysOp, Cat or Mule
Never argue with a Man, SysOp, Cat or Mule. It's worthle
Never argue with a Moderator who's either tired or rested.
Never argue with a Scorpio - it's frustrating and you'll lose, anyway.
Never argue with a Skunk, a Mule, or a Woman
Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
Never argue with a Woman, a skunk or a especially a SysOp!
Never argue with a Woman, skunk or (especially) ME!
Never argue with a computer
Never argue with a computer, without a hammer.
Never argue with a computer.
Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP.
Never argue with a dragon or a sysadmin
Never argue with a dragon or a sysop.
Never argue with a fool - people can't tell you apart.
Never argue with a fool - people may not be able to tell you apart.
Never argue with a fool - people might not know the diffe
Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference
Never argue with a fool, a passerby can't tell you apart.
Never argue with a fool. He may be doing the same thing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the diffe
Never argue with a fool. Passerbys can't tell you apart.
Never argue with a lady with a gun
Never argue with a man carrying a water -buffalo.
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Never argue with a megalomaniac
Never argue with a moderator who's tired or rested.
Never argue with a pig - you'll just get dirty, and it annoys the pig.
Never argue with a self-proclaimed expert.
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves - Calvin
Never argue with a skunk or a lawyer. You'll either lose or stink.
Never argue with a skunk, a drunk, or a sysop.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or a Democrat
Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, female or a Sysop.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, moderator, or Sysop.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, or a SysOp.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, or woman
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman or SysOp!
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, SysOp or "Moderato
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, or Sysop
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or genealogist
Never argue with a sysop who's tired or rested.
Never argue with a tired woman, or a rested one
Never argue with a woman when she is tired -- or rested.
Never argue with an angry Bajoran holding a phaser!
Never argue with an idiot - people may not know the difference
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. - Dilbert
Never argue with an idiot. Spectators can't tell who's who!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience
Never argue with anyone who buys ink by the gallon.
Never argue with anything scaly and 10 times bigger than you
Never argue with people who *know* they are right!
Never argue with people who buy ink by the barrel
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. - Tommy Lasorda
Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
Never argue with the Divine Right of SysOps.
Never argue with the bouncer.
Never argue with the man who packs your parachute.
Never arrive half prepared for a battle of wits!
Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be expl
Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by a .sig
Never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by ignorance.
Never ascribe to malice what can best be explained by stupidity.
Never ask "Do you ever press charges?" at a job interview.
Never ask a Bug what's for lunch. Never ask a Prootwaddle ANYTHING
Never ask a Scot if he's regimental; he may show you!
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut!
Never ask a barber whether you need a haircut
Never ask a bard to play the banjo.
Never ask a blond if her freckles really go all the way down there
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you!
Never ask a leper to lend a hand.
Never ask a mortician to bring back a cold one!
Never ask a programmer to say "When"
Never ask a question that you don't want answered!
Never ask a red dragon if he has a light
Never ask a redhead if her freckles really go all the way down there
Never ask a sysop to say "When."
Never ask dumb questions, they may have smart answers!
Never ask for a pardon before you have been accused.
Never ask for what you can take - Old Ferengi Saying
Never ask questions, they may have answers!
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut
Never ask what hot dogs are made of
Never ask what you are eating as long as it taste good
Never ask what you can take. - Ferrengi Proverb
Never ask when you can take. Old Ferengi Saying.
Never assume a conspiracy when stupidity will suffice
Never assume anything (unless it's a 4% mortgage).
Never assume anything but a 4 per cent mortgage
Never assume anything except a 4 1/2 percent mortgage
Never assume anything except a 4% mortgage
Never assume anything. When you assume, you make u and me an ass
Never assume conspiracy when stupidity will explain it
Never assume conspiracy where stupidity will suffice.
Never assume malice where ignorance will suffice
Never assume malice where stupidity would suffice.
Never assume the kids aren't watching
Never assume the obvious as it is rarely the truth
Never assume the obvious is true. - William Safire
Never assume the universe evolved in the order you discovered it.
Never assume villainy when mere incompetence suffices.
Never assume villainy where mere incompetence applies
Never assume villany when mere incompetence suffices
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Never at a loss for a clich‚, are we? -- Hawkeye to Frank
Never attack a dragon with a pointy stick.
Never attempt an auto trip if your kids out number the car windows
Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.
Never attempt to tailgate the batmobile.
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -L. Long
Never attribute mallice to what is clearly the result of stupidity.
Never attribute to conspiracy what can be adequately explained by corruption
Never attribute to malice anything explained by stupidity
Never attribute to malice that which can adequately explained by stupidity.
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence. - Don
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity
Never attribute to malice what can be blamed on stupidity
Never attribute to malice what is better explained by stupidity.
Never attribute to malice what's best explained as stupid
Never attribute to malice, what can be explained by simple stupidity.
Never barf unless you're sick
Never battle a dragon in his own lair.
Never be a fish again
Never be able to scrub away the stain from your soul -Tom
Never be afraid to dream...just fall asleep first.
Never be afraid to mislabel a product. -- FRA # 239
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous
Never be ashamed of being a Scout.
Never be ashamed of patriotism!
Never be disagreeable when you can be truly obnoxious instead
Never be first
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Never be the best, MacLeod... 'cause they'll all come for you
Never be the first to break a family tradition
Never been drunk, but often been overserved
Never been married...never will
Never been to Egypt? Tut, Tut, Tut.
Never before Windows has been so unnecessary
Never before has the screen been so electrified - Mike
Never before have so few puked so much on so many.
Never begin a business negotiation on a empty stomach.
Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. - 214th Rule
Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topic... but"
Never believe a rumor until it's officially denied
Never believe a rumour until officially denied - you might get snowed
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
Never believe everything anyone tells you - especially a politician!!
Never believe in miracles, simply depend upon them.
Never believe what you hear, and less of what you think.
Never bet more than you can afford to loose
Never bet on a loser if you think his luck is changing
Never bet on a loser if you think his luck is changing. DMURPHY'S LAW
Never bet on a loser if you think his luck is changing. ÄEdsil Murphy
Never bet on a loser if you think his luck is changing. ÄMURPHY'S LAW
Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose
Never blame the rainbows for the rain
Never board a plane whose flight number is 5050!
Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot. -Irish proverb
Never borrow trouble, the interest is entirely too high.
Never bow down to orcs masquerading as Dragons.
Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat
Never break a Promise just lie out of it!
Never break a promise. Denting it a bit is OK, though
Never break your bread or roll in your soup
Never bring a ghetto blaster to a vision quest.
Never build a deathtrap you couldn't get out of yourself.
Never burn a penny candle looking for a halfpenny.-Irish
Never burp on your first date
Never buy a house at a fire sale.
Never buy a pet that responds to the command, "Release!".
Never buy a software package bigger than your head.
Never buy a used tape recorder from Mr. Phelps.
Never buy anything at full price.
Never buy clothes for someone who's already unhappy with her wardrobe.
Never buy condoms at a second hand store.
Never buy condoms at a second hand store.
Never buy dairy products at a garage sale.
Never buy dental floss at a second hand store.
Never buy flashbulbs at a second hand store.
Never buy from a rich salesman
Never buy from a rich salesman. -- Goldenstern
Never buy lollipops at a second hand store.
Never buy matches at a second hand store
Never buy toothpaste at a second hand store
Never buy what can be stolen
Never buy what you can build yourself at a higher cost
Never buy what you can build yourself for a higher price.
Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you. -- Thomas Jefferson
Never call a man a fool, instead, borrow from him.
Never call a man a fool, just borrow his money
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him
Never call a man a fool. Borrow his money instead
Never call a man a fool. Borrow money from him.
Never call a man a fool. Instead, borrow from him.
Never call a man fool when you can borrow money from him
Never call out the name of your enemy in an ambush (ie: "TETSUO!!").
Never call up Anything you cannot put on hold
Never cared for what they said.
Never cat > /dev/kmem before you've had your first cup of coffee
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone south for the winter.
Never chain a dragon to roast your meat!
Never chain a dragon to roast your meat!
Never challenge a Zakdorn to Strategema
Never change a running system
Never change a running version
Never change a winning dwarf!
Never change a winning team !
Never change diapers in mid-stream
Never change horses in mid-stream.
Never chase a Woman or a Bus, Another will be along soon!
Never chase them damned lil roadrunners dressed as Mech's!
Never cheat a Klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it. - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #192
Never cheat on your taxes. Always let someone do it who knows how
Never check for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never claim as a right that which you can ask as a favor
Never claim as a right what you can ask for as a favour. - J. Churton Collins
Never claim to be Crowley reborn unless you know the next guy *isn't*!
Never climb a fence when you can sit on it
Never close your lips to those to whom you have opened your heart.
Never commit to living on the edge till you see how far the drop is
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you
Never complain and never explain. - Benjamin Disraeli
Never compromise your integrity.
Never confuse "I love you" with "I want to marry you" -Cleveland Amory
Never confuse Faith with religion.
Never confuse I love you with I want to marry you -Cleveland Amory
Never confuse a motion with an action. Apples & Oranges.
Never confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
Never confuse confidence with arrogance. - Dr. MindBender
Never confuse endurance with hospitality.
Never confuse motion with action. - Ernest Hemingway
Never confuse motion with action. -- Benjamin Franklin
Never confuse motion with progress
Never confuse moving fast with going somewhere.
Never confuse wisdom with luck. - FRA #44
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian
Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.
Never cook bacon naked!!
Never cook bacon when you're naked
Never copy what you can trace
Never correct a dragon.
Never cough into a full ashtray.
Never could reach it just slips away but I try
Never count your chickens before they rip your lips off.
Never cover a sneezing dragon's snout and ask him, "Here nowBlow!"
Never criticize a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away... and you'll have his shoes!
Never critize a guy with a razor - Calvin
Never cry over anything that can't cry over you. - Marilyn Monroe
Never cut a deal with the Dragon Lady.
Never cut down an Ironwood Tree to build your life raft.
Never cut what can be untied.
Never cut what you can untie. -- Joseph Joubert
Never dance with a girl whose brothers have knife scars. - Mat Cauthon
Never dare to judge until you've heard all. Euripides
Never date a girl who isn't willing to swallow the evidence
Never date a man who's belt buckle is bigger than his head.
Never date a woman who is ticking
Never date outside your species.
Never deal with a beggar, it's bad for profits
Never deal with a dragon.
Never deck her with a naked pecker.
Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour
Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.
Never despair. If you do, you will work on into despair.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Never did Nature say one thing and Wisdom say another. -- Burke
Never did mockers waste more idle breath. <Shakespeare>
Never did see eye to eye.
Never did tagliners waste more idle breath. -- Tagspeare
Never die, they just look down in the mouth
Never dig in both pockets while driving
Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.
Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all
Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing
Never do anything you wouldn't want to be caught dead doing. -J. Carradine
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. - Agatha Christie
Never do business with a man who says he's totally honest
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never do card tricks in Vegas
Never do the achy-breaky with a fat woman in cowboy boots.
Never do the laundry while there's still clean underwear
Never do today what you can con someone else into doing.
Never do today what you can delegate tomorrow.
Never do today what you can ignore altogether.
Never do today what you can put off 'till next week.
Never do today what you can put off 'till the day after tomorrow.
Never do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow.
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. - Matthew Browne
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never do tomorrow what you can put off today.
Never do what you can deligate.
Never do with your hands what you could do better with your mouth.
Never do your very best; It leaves no room for improvement
Never dog your woman when you know YOU're doing wrong
Never doubt the word of another Ferengi. Just don't trust it
Never draw a weapon unless you intend to use it.
Never draw fire - it irratates everyone around you.
Never draw fire - it irritates those around you.
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you!
Never draw fire, it irritates those around you
Never draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
Never draw what you can copy
Never drink alcohol in the hot sun... Booze evaporates
Never drink and derive
Never drink and drive. You might spill your drink
Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clidesdale horses.
Never drink black coffee at lunch - keeps you awake in the afternoon.
Never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish.
Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water.
Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
Never drink more than you weigh
Never drink whiskey on an empty ulcer!
Never drink with someone who says: The dog barks at midnight.
Never drive faster than you can see. -- Jack Burton
Never drive faster than your angel can fly.
Never drop acid *before* you carve the turkey.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly
Never easy, never clean, to be a beast among human sheep.
Never eat -anything- that comes covered in "Secret Sauce"!
Never eat a hedgehog without peeling it first!
Never eat a meadow wafer
Never eat anything bigger than your head!
Never eat anything bigger than your head. -- Kliban
Never eat anything larger than your head.
Never eat anything that tries to attack you with your fork.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Never eat at a place called "Mom's...". -Nelson Algren
Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey
Never eat at a restaurant located next to the pound
Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal
Never eat food after you dissect something in science class.
Never eat more than you can lift
Never eat more than you can lift -- Miss Piggy
Never eat more than you can lift.
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Never eat on an empty stomach
Never eat pizza under a tree unless you like everything on it.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Never eat somewhere cockroaches bench press burritos!
Never eat the last cookie.
Never eat yellow snow!
Never eatNAK NAK, Who's There? #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
Never eaten a whole prom before - Crow as alien attacks
Never eaten a whole prom before... -- Crow T. Robot
Never eats prunes when your hungry
Never embezzle more than your employer can afford
Never encourage Politicians, Fools, or Punsters!
Never encourage anyone to become a lawyer.
Never end a sentence, a preposition with
Never enough time to do it right... always enough time to do it over!
Never enough time, unless you're serving it.
Never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Anu's Word Server
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
Never ever make out with Your reflection in the mirror
Never ever play leapfrog with a Unicorn!
Never exaggerate your faults; your friends will attend to that
Never explain - your friends do not need it and you enemies will not believe you anyway. - Elbert Hubbard
Never explain yourself, your friends don't need it and
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never believe you anyway. -- Elbert Hubbard
Never explain. Friends don't need it, Enemies wouldn't believe it.
Never explain. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it anyway
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr
Never extend credit to a dragon.
Never face a cornered Vole unless suitably armed
Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. -- Marlo Thomas
Never fall for a tennis player, because to them "love" means nothing
Never fall in love with someone you can't afford to lose.
Never fall in love with your stock certificates.
Never fall in love, it sticks to your face.
Never fear answers. Only fear running out of questions. --Ivanova.
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby. - Ruth E. Renkel
Never fear that you have wandered too far. -- Sister Evara
Never fear, David Greenberger is here!
Never fear, fusion's [almost] here!
Never feed a Mogwai after midnight...and don't forget, keep him dry!!
Never feed a straight line to a warped mind
Never feed a straight line to a warped mind. (Hmmm...)
Never feed the cat anything that doesn't match the rug.
Never feed the cat something that clashes with the carpet
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Never feed your cat anything that matches the carpet!
Never feed your cat stuff that doesn't match the carpet.
Never feed your dog anything that doesn't match the carpet.
Never feed your kat anything that clashes with the carpet
Never fight a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Never fight an ugly man. He has less to lose
Never fight with a Dragon in his own Lair
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Call in an air strike
Never fight with a fool; we can't tell the difference
Never fight with a smart-ass and a sick mind!
Never fight with a smart-ass with sick mind!
Never fight with an inanimate object
Never fire a laser at a mirror.
Never fire a laser at a mirror. - Larry Niven
Never fire a laser at a mirror. <Larry Niven>
Never fire a laser at a mirror. - Larry Niven
Never fire a laser directly at a mirror.
Never fish in the sea of life without bait.
Never fistfight a dwarf, unless you're wearing your cup!
Never flush urinals with your hand - use your elbow.
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey
Never force anything - get a BIGGER hammer!
Never forget @FN@, especially if he owes you money.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you money.
Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave. --Winnie the Pooh
Never forget that clones are people two.
Never forget that you weapon is made by the lowest bider
Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. - Another Murphy's Law (of combat)
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Never forget the "quest" in questions!
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.. - Henry Ward Beecher
Never forget what a man says to you when he's angry
Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Never fork in haste
Never fork in haste. - Dodger
Never french-kiss a Ferengi.
Never frighten a little man - he'll kill you
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. L. Long
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Heinlein
Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you
Never generalize
Never get between a fat guy and the candy machine
Never get between the hunter and the prey. You might be dinner!
Never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman. --Larry Hagman
Never get excited over how people look from behind.
Never get into a fight with an ugly man. He has nothing to lose
Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk!
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose
Never get into something it takes lawyers to get you out!
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never get involved in a land war in Asia. - 1st Law of War
Never get lost, just momentarily disoriented
Never get mad at someone who disagrees with you in Netmail.
Never get mixed up with economists. Their thinking is muddy and they have bad breath
Never get off the boat. -Captain Willard
Never get out of the boat, unless you're gonna go all the way!!
Never get so busy living that you forget to make a life
Never give up, keep looking.
Never give Celine Dion chicken soup.
Never give a feminizt an even break
Never give a gift that's not beautifully wrapped!
Never give a gun to ducks.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break. Make sure it's compound
Never give a sucker an even break. -- EDWARD F. ALBEE
Never give a sucker an even break. -- Rimmer
Never give a sucker an even break; take everything you can from him.
Never give a woman a talking scale
Never give advice in a crowd
Never give an inch!
Never give away a secret when it can be sold for more!
Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. -Sr. Winston Spencer Churchill
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never. - Winston Churchill
Never give succor to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. - William S. Burroughs
Never give them hell. Tell the truth and they'll think it's hell.
Never give up and never face the facts. - Ruth Gordon
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen every day.
Never give up, keep looking.
Never give up, keep trying!
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon
Never give your real address to entities you've just met on the astral
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
Never go in against a Sicilian, when DEATH is on the line!
Never go into a hug off balance.
Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
Never go to Weight Watchers after smoking dope. Munchies!!!
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died. - Lazarus Long
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died. -- Heinlein
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died. --L. Long.
Never go to a doctor whose house plants have died
Never go to a doctor whose office plants are dead
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - L. Long
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor with dead plants in his office.
Never go to a doctor's office whose plants have died.
Never go to a gunfight armed only with a knife!
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight ...Joan Rivers
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. -Murphy's Law #58 on Sex
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight instead.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. --Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad..... Stay up and fight
Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are
Never go to jail without your hat. That's a rule.
Never go to sea with two chronometers, take one or three
Never go to sea with two chronometers; take one or three. - Anonymous
Never go to the cannibal restaurant...Dinner costs an arm and a leg
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. --Erma Bombeck
Never go with the odds
Never go with the odds
Never going back again to crucify msyelf again - Tori Amos
Never gonna see her with the likes of you!
Never grab a falling knife!
Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can't exist in
Never had a plan, just living for the minute.
Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know what 'it' is.
Never hand someone a gun unless you know where he'll point it.
Never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.
Never has my Flabber been so gasted!
Never have I seen a deity, how then shall I know I am not divine?
Never have a 'sleep-over' with a man wearing a cod piece
Never have a companion that casts you in the shade. - Baltasar Gracian
Never have any children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal
Never have children, but always have grandchildren.
Never have children, only grandchildren
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal
Never have sex with anyone in the same office.
Never have sex with someone in your office. Wait until yo
Never have sex with the Boss's daughter!
Never have sex with the boss' sister. - 112th Rule
Never have sex with the boss' sister. - Playing God
Never have sex with the boss' sister. -ROA#112
Never have sex with the boss's sister.
Never have sex with the boss's sister. - FRA #112
Never have so many people understood so little about so much
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke
Never have that thing down!
Never heard of a bulletproof vest? -- Dick Durkin
Never heard this story
Never help your kids with their homework. Getting help with homework defeats the purpose of education, which is to teach humility
Never hire an electrician whose eyebrows are scorched.
Never hit a guy with glasses...Always use your fists!
Never hit a man wearing glasses. Always remove them from your face first
Never hit a man when he's down - always kick him
Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again.
Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him
Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him. It's easier.
Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never hit a man with glasses. A fist hurts more!
Never hit a man with glasses. Be smart, use your fist.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier. -Anonymous
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use a baseball bat!
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists!
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
Never hit anyone bigger than you because it's not nice and you will probably get the bejeezus beaten out of you.
Never hit anyone with a shovel, it might leave an impression.
Never hit anyone with a shovel, it might leave an impression.
Never hit your mother with a shovel.--Tasslehoff Burrfoot
Never hold a belching contest with a dragon.
Never hold a vendetta. Plant it and get a palmetto. -JCF
Never hold discussions with a monkey when the organ grinder is there.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. - Winston Churchill
Never hold vendettas. See also Rules 5a and 5b.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. - Winston Churchill
Never incorrige an incorrigible punster.
Never instruct a computer to "forget it"
Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6-shooter
Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6-shooter. -Col. Potter
Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a six-gun. Zane Grey
Never insult a crocodile until you are safely across the river.
Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river
Never insult anyone you can't beat up or shoot down.
Never insult seven men if you're only carrying a six shooter
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six gun.
Never insult seven men when all your packin' is a six-gun. - Zane Grey
Never insult someone by accident. -- Heinlein
Never insult someone you can't outrun.
Never insult the person who holds the dice
Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.
Never invite Lorena Bobbitt to your brist!
Never invite a vampire in for a bite.
Never invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy!
Never invite newlyweds to a come-as-you-are party.
Never invoke anyone you can't banish.
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
Never invoke gods unless you want them to appear
Never invoke the Moderator unless you want him to appear!
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Never iron in the nude
Never irritate someone in charge of another dimension
Never is such a lonely word.
Never itch for anything you aren't willing to scratch for
Never joke with the ignorant. They take it seriously and
Never joke with the ignorant. They take it seriously and think you're crazy
Never judge a book by its cover.
Never judge a book by its movie. - J. W. Eagan
Never judge a film by the number of thumbs up.
Never judge a fruit by its skin. Neelix
Never judge a man by his Taglines.
Never judge a man by his breast size
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never judge a man by the Taglines he has stolen
Never judge a man by the opinion his wife has of him. Be fair
Never judge a man's virility by the size of his Atog.
Never judge a people by their taglines. (Oh, hope not!)
Never judge a tagline till it's been stolen ... twice
Never judge a woman by her facial hair
Never judge a woman by her taglines
Never judge a woman by her taglines ...........
Never justify anything. If it needs justification, it's already wrong.
Never keep up with the Jones. Drag them down to your level
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. -Harry S. Truman
Never kick a gift horse in the mouth
Never kick a man unless he's down.
Never kick a man when he's down - he may get up.
Never kick a man, unless he's down
Never kill unless it's necessary.
Never kiss a gift horse in the mouth
Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars. - Mat Cauthon
Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips.
Never knew something so strong could be washed away by tears
Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell & run!
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Never knock on Death's door.. ring the bell and run!
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Never knock on death's door: Ring the doorbell and run instead.
Never laugh at a fool... just take his money
Never laugh at anyone's dream.
Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!
Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins
Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]
Never lean forward to push an invisible object.
Never learn how to type. If you do, someone will ask you to do it
Never leave a live enemy behind you
Never leave a man behind
Never leave a youngster in the car without taking the car keys.
Never leave anything to chance; Make sure all your crimes
Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated
Never leave home without your chainsaw. - a Doom addict
Never leave something to *MY* imagination
Never leave the table hungry
Never lend money. It causes amnesia
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never let 'em see ya sleep
Never let a cat play with a Food Processor.
Never let a child moon Michael Jackson.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Never let a dark spectre onto the ship again! -- Joel Robinson
Never let a debt go unpaid... by you or to you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a knitting machine know you're in a hurry.
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
Never let a man make lasagna, he'd screw up a sacred thing!
Never let a midget take a crap in your slippers
Never let a sewing machine know you're in a hurry.
Never let a sleeping dogma lie.
Never let an amateur whip you.
Never let an inanimate object defeat you
Never let an inanimate object know you are in a hurry.
Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry!
Never let common sense overrule your opinion!
Never let go of what you've got until you've got hold of something else
Never let me catch you joculating again
Never let mere mortals stop you from reaching your dreams
Never let morality stop you from doing what is right
Never let people Freq your Fido, he'll bark all night.
Never let people drive you crazy when it's within walking distance
Never let school get in the way of your education
Never let school interfer with your education; Twain(?)
Never let school interfere with your education
Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is doing it
Never let the Devil dress you - Crow
Never let the Devil dress you. -- Crow T. Robot
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story!
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way
Never let the grass grow under your feet. It tickles!
Never let the robots write another segment - Joel
Never let the robots write another segment... -- Joel Robinson
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story !
Never let the truth interfere with a good story.
Never let them see you sweat.
Never let yesterday or tomorrow use up today.
Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Never let your morals get in the way of doing the right thing
Never let your morals keep you from doing what is right.
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the r
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. -- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"
Never let your studies interfere with your education.
Never let your thirteen y/o son moon Michael Jackson.
Never let your tongue cut your own throat. -Chinese Proverb
Never let your wife or girlfriend watch "I Spit on Your Grave".
Never let your will power get the best of you
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never lick a steak knife.
Never lick an envelope after eating a chocolate cookie. --Jim Sutton
Never lie down with a man who's got more troubles than you.
Never lie down with a man who's got more troubles than you.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more trouble than you. -N.Algren
Never lie unless you have a awfully good memory
Never lie when the truth can deceive better.
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Never lie. That way you don't have to remember anything
Never light a fart in polyester pants
Never listen to Blue Oyster Cult played backwards
Never look a GIF horse in the mouse!
Never look a gift horse in the asshole.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome
Never look back. Something may be gaining on you
Never look behind you, something may be gaining on you
Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.
Never look up a word you cannot spell. Never spell a word you cannot look up
Never look up when dragons fly overhead
Never lose sight of the fact that old age needs so little but needs that little so much. - Margaret Willour
Never lose your nerve, your temper, or your car keys.
Never lose your sense of superficial!!
Never love anything so much you cannot see it die
Never love something so much that you can't bear to see it die.
Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
Never make a defence or apology before you are accused
Never make a defence or apology before you be accused. - Charles I
Never make any mistaeks
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful
Never make anything simple and efficient when it can be complex and wonderful!
Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn
Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother -- ROA #31
Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. (Quark, The Siege)
Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. - 31th Rule
Never make fun of a Ferrengi's mother.
Never make light of 'Boing' son - Crow
Never make love to a man who isn't wearing a condom!
Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!
Never make the same mistake twice, make all of them once.
Never make the same mistake twice. There are too many new ones to try
Never make the same mistake twice...there are so many new ones to make!
Never make your lies too complicated. -L. Long
Never makes deals with a dragon.
Never march on Moscow! - 2nd Law of War
Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you
Never marry a railroad man. And if you do, forget him if you can
Never marry a railroad man. He loves you every now and then
Never marry a woman who prays too much
Never marry for ANY reason. You can borrow it cheaper.
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Never marry for money. Borrow it cheaper
Never marry