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Mbius strippers never show you their backsides
M & M :  Macho and Marvelous.
M - I - C    Seeya real soon!
M - O - O - N     that spells "Bob"
M A X I M I Z E
M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S   &   H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R ! ! !
M O D E R A T I O N   is    I M P O R T A N T
M R Ducks, M R Knot, C M Wangs, L I B, M R Ducks
M R Kin,  M R Not,  O S A R   C M Skeletons,  L I B   M R Ancestors!
M R Pigs!  M R Not Pigs.  S A R!  C M Tales?  L I B...M R Pigs!
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R! C M Tails?...L I B...M R Pigs
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R...L I B...M R Pigs
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui
M is for machine, which technically is Data
M is for the many things she taught me... - Oedipus
M is for the military-industrial machine! -- Joel Robinson
M v  y  r v w ls  v r  d   or    'll g t c ns n t d
M y   G o o s e   I s   C o o k e d !
M y  H  ar d    Dr i   ve    i sn' t   f ra  g m ent  ed !!!
M$ - Where Do You Want To C(r)ash Today?
M$ Marketing: Screw the stupid bastards. We're Big Bro.
M&M's: Melt in your hand; not in your mouth
M&M's: Melt in your mouth; not in your hand. HA!
M&Ms will cure anything....Yes, even THAT!
M&Ms, the Official Candy of the Dept. of Redundancy.
M&gt; BG&gt; JH&gt; MF&gt; stop quoting this.
M'liss, you may take off that storter now
M'lord, I have just stepped into an aspect, and its' sticky!!
M*A*S*H payday:  "All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede."
M-1 & 2 .GIF DISC  904.878.4413
M-C-M-L-X-I-X, Daiei makes the very best, NOT! - Tom
M-I-B...C-I-A...M-O-U-S-E!!!
M-I-C, K-E-Y,  O-U-S-O-B whoops!  I mean M-O-U-S-E!
M-I-C-...See you real soon. -K-E-Y...Why?  Because we LIKE you!
M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T.. M-O-U-S-E
M-I-C-ya real soon!
M-O-O-N and that spells Corn Pops
M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen. -- Tom Cullen
M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen... Everyone knows that!  Stephen King
M-O-O-N! That spells Don't Fear the Reaper!
M-O-O-N,  that spells Dean Cran, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N,  that spells you, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells Orville, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom Cullen of Borg.
M-O-O-N, that spells bike, laws yes. -- Tom Cullen
M-O-O-N, that spells smart! -Booey
M-O-O-N, that spells sore feet. - Tom Cullen
M.  T.  Headed
M. AMSTERDAM - Memento Morey
M. Bob Carr, Congressman (Mich.), was an Eagle Scout.
M. C. Escher is not a rap star!
M. Spock, ne touchez pas à cette enfant!
M. Spock, vous avez perdu votre caleçon
M. Spock, ça c'est une fille. Répétez après moi: fille
M..M..M..Mel Tillis has "Phrase Jitter"
M.A.D.D.:  Midgets Against Desk Drawers.
M.A.D.D.:  Modems Against Display Drivers.
M.C. Simon Milligan: Master of funk, and... EVIL!
M.C. Tagline:  o/~  Can't take this!  o/~
M.D. - Some breeds of animals eat their young at birth. I understand why
M.D. - Youth.  What a shame it is wasted on the young
M.P.: Every Spam is sacred
M.P.: Go and boil your bottom under a silly person!
M.P.: Is that a *chicken* up there?
M.P.: Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!
M.P.: No one expects the Spammish Repetition! Spam! Spam! Spam!
M.P.: Spam! Lovely spam! Beautiful spam!
M.P.: Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam
M.P.: Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam
M.P.: Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on
M.P.: This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won
M.P.: We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes.
M.P.: We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!
M.P.: You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!
M.P.: You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!
M/H Insurance: No lawyers, politicians move in next door.
M5 *thinks,* Captain. - Daystrom
M5 computer: Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
M5 doesn't know it's a game. - McCoy
M5 is out of a job! - Kirk
M:OTOH or Manos: On the Other Hand, the long-awaited big-budget sequel
MA Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot.
MA Driving #2: Everything is under construction.
MA Driving #3: Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike.
MA Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system
MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
MA Driving #6: Suicide Alley is the better of the roads.
MA! I managed to miss the schoolbus!
MAAAAAAATLOOOOOOCK! - Grampa
MAB: Melt Address Bus
MAC - *M*early *A* bad *C*omputer
MAC -- Malfuntioning Apple Computer
MAC = Money Always Counts.
MAC PROGRAMMERS do it in windows.
MAC USERS can only do it with menus.
MAC USERS do it with mice.
MAC error message:  Like, hey dude, something went wrong.
MAC error message: Init System Failed!?  Oh, like wow... Bummer, dude.
MAC error msg: "Like dude, something went wrong
MAC programmers DO IT in windows
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that
MAC users don't DO IT, they just point and click on the genital icon.
MAC's Place BBS home of the C & C++ Programmer
MAC: It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MAC: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
MAC:It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MACH 10 - ANGELS 100,000!
MACHIAVELLI NETWORK: SUBTERFUGE FOR JESUS!
MACHINE CODERS do it in bytes.
MACHINE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS do it very fast
MACHINE LANGUAGE programmers poke it all in.
MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers.
MACHINISTS drill often.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MACHO:  Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
MACINTOSH - Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hang
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs.
MACINTOSH:  Machine Always Crashes;  If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH:  Macs Are Computers?  I Never Thought Of Such Hell!
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine always crashes; if not, then OS hangs.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH: That single step between your child's Super NES and an IBM.
MACINTOSH=Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hung
MACRO : What you set a sprat to catch.
MACRO = Misspelt computer fish
MACRO created tagline&(*$@%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%#@@!
MACRO? Is that short for Macaroni?
MAD, adj.  Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence
MADAME BOVARY MAN - Tom's super hero
MADD - Mummies Against Damp Dungeons
MADD = Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving
MADD: Mothers Against Drug Deprivation.
MADONNA - Immaterial Girl
MADONNA - This Used To Be My Playground
MADoka Max: The Kimagure Orange Road Warrior
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (OK/NAH)?
MAFIA DOS:  Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA DOS:  dis isa you last chance (y)es (n)o
MAFIA DOS:  this isa you lasta chance!  (y)es  (n)o  ?
MAFIA DOS: Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MAFIA DOS: Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA families CEMENT relations!
MAFIA.EXE located on-line:  Execute SYSOP (Y/n)?
MAG           Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
MAGES do it with their familiars.
MAGGOT ???    I thought it was rice !!!
MAGIC EYE TAGLINE (WARNING experts only) .,.,,
MAGIC USERS do it with flare.
MAGIC USERS do it with their hands
MAGIC USERS have crystal balls
MAGIC USERS have magic wands.
MAGIC: on a Corvette.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye. 
MAGICIANS do it with mirrors
MAGICIANS do it with rabbits
MAGICK USERS do it with their hands!
MAGICK USERS have crystal balls!
MAGICK is a creation of the love and life of your beauty
MAGNET(n): something you find crawling on a dead cat.
MAGNETIC HEAD: Result of sticking finger in fuse socket.
MAIL DELETED BECAUSE OF LACK OF DISK SPACE
MAILMAN and SLMR!  What a combo!
MAILMEN do it at the mail boxes.
MAINFRAME : biggest peripheral available
MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.   
MAKAI Software Support Node (1:226/1420.1)
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR: Slogan of people who are lousy at both
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A CLINTONS-FREE ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A RIGHT-WING-WACKO ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKedonija
MAL-2..."Even false things are true."
MALARIA, NETWORK!  SHIVERING YELLOW S***S FOR JESUS!
MALE - A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex
MALEFACTOR, n.  The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
MALINGERERS do it as long as they can't get out of it.
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Mar 15th
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Nov 1st
MAN (n): An abbreviation of woman.
MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
MAN MURDERS 6, BLAMES DOOM GAME FOR CORRUPTING HIM - details inside
MAN Targeted....     FIRE!
MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!   &lt;AAAOOOGGGAAA!&gt;    MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!
MAN is the missing link between apes, and rational beings!OJW
MAN..ualy...Inserted Tagline...Now how does that joke go about
MAN.SYS found, executing GROPE.EXE
MAN.SYS found.... execute GROPE.EXE  (Y/n)
MAN.ZIP: Great program! (Fun to unzip!)
MAN:  Remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: A biodegradable but nonrecyclable animal blessed with opposable thumbs capable of grasping at straws. - Bernard Rosenberg
MAN: Great concept, bad engineering.
MAN: Great idea, bad design.
MAN: Make Animal Noises
MAN: Remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
MANAGERS do it by delegation.
MANAGERS have someone do it for them
MANAGERS make others do it.
MANAGERS supervise others.   
MANDATORY DISCLAMER: IT'S A JOKE
MANGLE 1.11 þ Like a fine wine, being improved over time
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
MANICS FOR JESUS!! ..oh never mind, I'm really bummed
MANICURIST: Someone who makes money hand over fist
MANTIS: Metro Area Nerd Turns Into Stud
MANUAL?!?  Do I look like a SISSY to you?
MANURE (n): comes from a bull; WOMANURE (n): comes from a cow
MANX: Ollick Ghennal Erriu as Blein Feer Die. Seihil as Slaynt Da'n Slane Loght
MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING
MARACAS? I DON'T NEED...MARACAS. - Death (RM)
MARATHON NETWORK!  RUNNING FROM JESUS-the choice network
MARATHON RUNNERS do it for hours.
MARCEL MARCEAU -
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it at camp.
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.
MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS - Et Tu, Brute!!!!!
MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!
MARGE!  BEER ME! - Homer
MARGE!  BEER ME! - Homer Simpson
MARGRANE (mar' grayn) The blinding gpain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly
MARIA FOR PRESIDENT!
MARINE: Muscles Are Required - Intelligence Not Expected
MARINE: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
MARINES do it on land, sea or air.
MARION BARRY CAMPAIGN SLOGANS; I'LL GET DRUGS OFF THE STREET.
MARIONETTE NETWORK: PUPPETS OF JESUS!
MARK SCHAFER K D 6 G K B ILINK HANDICAP HOST
MARK TWAIN - No exaggeration this time
MARKETING REPs do it on comission
MARRIAGE(n): The Mourning After The Knot Before
MARRIAGE(n): the sole cause of divorce
MARRIAGE(n):expensive way 2 get your laundry done free.
MARRIAGE(n):process whereby Love ripens into Vengeance.
MARRIAGE.COM is seldom available in the Shareware version.
MARRIAGE: A place where you sleep with the enemy....
MARRIAGE: expensive way 2 get your laundry done free.
MARRIED PEOPLE do it with frozen access.
MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
MARS NEED WOMEN!!!   &lt;apply in person&gt;
MARS PROBE ERROR: A)bort  R)etry  T)ell 'em where I am?
MARS isn't just a planet!
MARS: Something your kids always find while you're shopping.
MARSUPIAL, NETWORK! Pouching youths for Jesus!
MARTHA WASHINGTON - R.I.P., By George
MARTYRS die trying to do it.
MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID (Douglas Adams)
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, NOW SHE'S READY FOR DESERT
MASCULINE---Unable to cope with dirty diapers.
MASOCHIST (mas-oh-kist) noun:  Windows user.
MASOCHIST (n):runs Win 3.x using a 386 & 2 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST (n):runs Windows95 using a 486 & 4 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST - Windows user
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n):  Windows user.
MASOCHIST(n):runs Windows using minimum requirements
MASOCHIST:  A person who enjoys pain & agony, i.e. a cat lover
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
MASON-DIXON (n): Line that separates y'all from youse-guys
MASON-DIXON LINE:  Separates y'all from youse guys.
MASON-DIXON(n):Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.
MASONS do it secretively
MASTER OF DISASTER
MASTERBATION : The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTERBATION the human AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTICATOR, NETWORK! CHEWING THE FAT WITH JESUS
MASTURBATE...........What's used to catch very large fish
MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
MASTURBATORS do it singlehandedly.
MATCH MAKERS do it with singles
MATCH MAKERS do it with sticks.
MATH COPROCESSOR:  Part of the computer bragged about but seldom used.
MATH MAJORS do it by example.
MATH MAJORS do it by induction
MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil.
MATH POLICE:  Hold it!!   Dividing by zero is illegal!
MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous function
MATHEMATICIANS do it associatively.
MATHEMATICIANS do it by the numbers.
MATHEMATICIANS do it commutatively
MATHEMATICIANS do it constantly
MATHEMATICIANS do it continuously
MATHEMATICIANS do it discretely
MATHEMATICIANS do it exponentially
MATHEMATICIANS do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
MATHEMATICIANS do it functionally
MATHEMATICIANS do it homologically
MATHEMATICIANS do it in fields
MATHEMATICIANS do it in groups
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain.
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary planes
MATHEMATICIANS do it in numbers
MATHEMATICIANS do it in theory
MATHEMATICIANS do it on smooth contours
MATHEMATICIANS do it over and under the curves
MATHEMATICIANS do it parallel and perpendicular
MATHEMATICIANS do it partially
MATHEMATICIANS do it reflexively
MATHEMATICIANS do it symmetrically
MATHEMATICIANS do it to prove themselves
MATHEMATICIANS do it to their limits
MATHEMATICIANS do it totally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transcendentally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transitively
MATHEMATICIANS do it variably
MATHEMATICIANS do it with Nobel's wife
MATHEMATICIANS do it with a Minkowski sausage
MATHEMATICIANS do it with imaginary parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it with linear pairs
MATHEMATICIANS do it with odd functions
MATHEMATICIANS do it with prime roots
MATHEMATICIANS do it with relations
MATHEMATICIANS do it with their real parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it without limit
MATHEMATICIANS do over an open unmeasurable interval
MATHEMATICIANS have to prove they did it.
MATHEMATICIANS prove they did it
MATHEMATICIANS take it to the limit.
MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.
MATT DILLON - Arrest in Peace
MATURITY-The ability to think and act rationally...most of the time
MAUDLIN! NETWORK: Whining and crying for Jesus Christ!
MAUSOLEUM, n.  The final and funniest folly of the rich.
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
MAXILLA NETWORK: FAKING FOSSILS FOR JESUS!
MAXIM: An established principle or proposition, of law... universal
MAXIMUM UNPLEASANT STIMULI!!!
MAY GOD'S GREATEST GIFT ( LOVE ) BE RAINED DOWN ON YOU.
MAYBE, and that's final!
MAYDAY isn't a day in May
MAYNARD G. KREBS - O.T.L.
MAYOR: A female horse
MAYTAG is Your middle name, if Your an agitator.
MAZ: Multiply Answer by Zero
MAZDA       - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MAZEL ! TON Tons of luck
MBASIC : Programme language for the Mbanga tribe in deepest Africa.
MBAs DO IT to learn
MBAs do it to learn.
MBC: Make Batch Confetti
MBF: Multiply and Be Fruitful
MBH: Memory Bank Hold-up
MBR: Move Bits Randomly
MBTD: Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
MBTOL: Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
MC Hammer, n. Device used to ensure firm seating of MicroChannel boards
MC&D & Chocolates: You never know what your gonna get
MC&D..Where Scott Heald donated his brain to science.
MC&D:  Long-legged, whip-totin' redheads ARE the topic
MC&D: Where CHATTING is unforgivable.
MC&D:Where Liz is a few bulbs short of a Christmas tree
MC, ICE T, CHRIS X, NEW KIDS - 4 Horsemen of the apocolypes of Rock =-
MC: Melt down Core
MC: Move Continuous
MCA ... More Chit America!
MCAFEE:  Patron saint of paranoid computer users
MCARTHUR virus: your drive doesn't die, it just fades away.
MCCC Rule #1: Only wake the commander for key-turn.
MCCC Rule #3: You can only beat a deputy so much.
MCD - Mad Cow Disease
MCD stands for Mad Cow Disease and is the stock symbol for McDonalds...Hmmm?
MCI = Masterferengi Communications Inc
MCI Friends and Family -- Borg Destruction Plan #2
MCI long distance. Dishonest, SLOW, and you pay for collect calls.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MCP - Money Clouds my Perception
MCSE: MicroSoft Certified Entertainer
MD:  Create a new place to lose files.
MD:  Create a new place to lose files.
MD: Move Devious
MD: Move and Drop bits
MDC: Make Disk Crash
MDDHAF: Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance.
ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
ME is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
ME on the food chain
ME! is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! - Victor Kostrikin
ME262, it's a German Jet...JU-Junkers 004.
ME?  A twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
ME?  Paranoid?  (Who wants to know?)
ME? OPINIONATED?  How could you even think such a thing?
MEAT ME AT 7:00 WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON
MEAT SUBSTITUTE(n): examples: soybeans, vibrators
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gear.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it automatically
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with fluid dynamics.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with stress and strain
MECHANICS do it from underneath.
MECHANICS do it on their backs
MECHANICS do it with oils.
MECHANICS have all the right tools
MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it.
MED TECHS do it 24 hours a day.
MED TECHS do it STAT.
MED TECHS do it with machines.
MED! Moderator / The New 'HOT' UFO Conference.
MEDIA MAN - Joel's super hero
MEDIA PEOPLE invade your privacy.
MEDIA:  Manipulating Everyone's Decisions In America
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS do it with a mice.
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS make mice do it first
MEDICAL VIRUS-It Boots Your PC And Bills You $4500.00
MEDICINE:  The art of amusing the ill while nature heals.
MEDICS do it in an orderly fashion.
MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapons.
MEDIOCRE NETWORK: KINDA PREACHING CHRIST'S WORDS!
MEE TOO!!, the AOLer said in his crosspost to 14 Internet NewsGroups.
MEEEEENDOOOOOZAAAAA!!!! - McBain
MEEKNESS, n. Uncommon patience in planning revenge that is worthwhile.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS: ours, not yours
MEGABYTE: What you do to a McDonald's BigMac
MEGAHERTZ:  When something is really painful.
MEGAHERTZ:  Your hand's condition after hitting your computer
MEGAWEAPON!  MEGAWEAPON!  MEGAWEAPON!
MELANCHOLY: Cross between Lassie and a cantalope.
MEMACS = _Major_ Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
MEMBER:  Tagline Thieves Local #363
MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
MEMORIZE THESE: WE WILL BE EXAMINING YOU LATER!
MEMORY : Umm, ah, er.
MEMORY ERROR:  Now what?
MEMORY MAP - Drawings showing where the nearest computer store is.
MEMORY:  The thing Bob forgets with.
MEMORY:  The thing Gary forgets with
MEMORY:  The thing Holly forgets with.
MEN ver. 1.0 .... bugs found .... rewrite.... WOMEN ver. 1.1(beta)
MEN! 'Nuff said!
MEN(n):children with paycheques
MEN, don't try this at home without a woman present.
MEN:  Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
MEN:  Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
MENAGE-A-TROIS............French for where Jesus was born
MENDACIOUS, adj.  Addicted to rhetoric.
MENDELIAN NETWORK: Cross-pollinating myths for Jesus!
MENSTRUAL CYCLE.......Vehicle having three or less wheels
MENSTRUAL.......................A singer in medival times
MENSTRUAL..A singer in medival times
MENU  - An itemised list of ways to make a mistake on a computer
MENU (L)eech files (Y)ell at sysop (D)rop carrier.
MENU - An itemized list of ways to make a mistake on a computer
MENU: (L)eech Files, (C)omplain To SysOp, (D)rop Carrier
MEOW ...SPLAT WOOF ...SPLAT (Raining cats and dogs).
MEOW is like Aloha; it can mean anything and usually does
MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
MERCHANTS do it to customers
MERCY! Look what just walked through the door!
MERCY, n.  An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
MERDE!!!  I rescued the dragon!!
MERIT STONE-WHEAT CRACKERS! -- TV's Frank
MERMAIDS can't do it.
MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
MESSAGE (n):  Tagline carrier.
MESSAGE (n): recipe carrier.
MESSAGE (n): tagline carrier.
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
MESSAGE GOES BOTTOMLESS IN PUBLIC ECHO; TAGLINE LEFT BEHIND
MESSAGE:  (n) Tagline carrier.
MESSAGE: 5.8 - 4.6 - 5.0 - 4.9 * TAGLINE: 9.8 - 9.9 - 10 - 9.8 - 9.9!
MET: Misread and Eat Tape
METAL MANIAC hits one @TO@ for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Orville Bullitt for 2200 points of damage!
METALLURGISTS are screw'n edge.
METALLURGISTS do it in the street
METEOROLOGISTS do it at all levels.
METEOROLOGISTS do it unpredictably
METEOROLOGISTS do it with forecasts.
METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
METHODISTS do it by numbers
METRONOME - a small person riding the subway
METRONOME: A dwarf who lives in the city
METROPOLIS, n.  A stronghold of provincialism.
MFC: Mangle Following Command
MFM - Maximum Failure Mode?
MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next
MFM? RLL? IDE? SCSI? ESDI?  I'm confused!
MFO: Mount Female Operator
MG: Money Guzzler
MGM Makes Great Movies
MHz - When something is really painful.
MI  Many a slip between cups.
MI6 told me to Murder Pseudophile...with Machine Gun
MICE KRISPIES:  Breakfast food for cats
MICE do it every day, but sometimes need their balls cleaned.
MICHAEL JACKSON does it to his nose.
MICHAEL LANDON - Little House UNDER The Prarie
MICHAEL MILKEN - Buy-Buy
MICHAELANGELO activates Mar 6th
MICK JAGGER - Gathering Moss
MICROBIOLOGISTS do it with culture.
MICROCHIP:  The stuff in the bottom of the snack-food bag.
MICROSECOND: Delay between green light and honking horns.
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MICROSOFT: we are the leaders - wait for us!
MIDDLE AGED BOY - Crow's super hero
MIDDLE-AGE: Someone 10 years older than you are
MIDI Amin? Isn't he the moderator of the MIDI conference?
MIDI Guitar Rules!
MIDI interface and controller by Yo-Mama-ha
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his
MIDI:  Musicians In Debt Indefinitely
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely
MIF&gt;"Don't let it get around." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I'm not a thief.." - Quark  "You are a thief!" - Odo
MIF&gt;"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"If only  I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
MIF&gt;"Indisposed?  She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.
MIF&gt;"Isn't that illegal?" -- Quark     "Oh, spare us..." -- Odo
MIF&gt;"Just kidding about that God part.  No offence." Ivanova
MIF&gt;"Just making sure where we stand." - G'Kar
MIF&gt;"Life's full of mysteries.  Consider this one of them." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
MIF&gt;"My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri."
MIF&gt;"My shoes are too tight." -- Londo
MIF&gt;"Never trust ale from a God fearing people." - Quark
MIF&gt;"No boom?" - Garibaldi  "No boom." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"Not diverting enough." - Quark
MIF&gt;"Run out of small children to butcher?" -- G'Kar
MIF&gt;"See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray." -- SoulHunter
MIF&gt;"Some things are better left buried.Z]Waribaldi
MIF&gt;"That's a lie." -- Bester    "Yes it is.  What's your point?"
MIF&gt;"There is a hole in your mind..."
MIF&gt;"This is a helluva time to think of this." - Ivanova
MIF&gt;"This kind of help we don't need." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"We were trying to keep this quiet" - Sinclair   "Nice job"
MIF&gt;"Well, that'll cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
MIGRAM activates any Saturday
MII: Mask all Interrupts and then Interrupt
MIISSSUUUURRRRREEEEEE
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV - The Party's Over
MILI: Move It or Lose It
MILIHELEN: The amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship.
MILITARY FAST: COLONEL O'CORN(l)
MILITARY TRUCKERS do it bigger, faster and further.
MILITARY TRUCKERS move bigger loads.
MILITARY cooks eat it.
MILK DRINKERS do a body good.
MILK: It's fitness you can drink
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.  
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MILLISECOND:  Delay between a green light and honking horns
MILTON BERLE does it in his BVDs.
MILY  I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
MIME! NETWORK, FAKING IT FOR JESUS!
MIMES do it without a sound.
MIMES don't do it; everyone hates a mime
MIND - the fault is with reality
MINE are a little bit more pouty - Joel on alien nipples
MINE, adj.  Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.
MINE: on a Lincoln Town car.
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MINERS do it deeper than divers
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINERVA.EXE running. YAKKO.SYS and WAKKO.SYS drooling
MINI-DISKETTE- A diskette left out in the rain.
MINIM: The time you spend with Vire when there is a long line
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MINISTERS do it vicariously
MINNESINGER: A boy soprano
MINOR, adj.  Less objectionable.
MINUTATER (min' u tay tur) The smallest french fry in the bag.
MIPS  Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Performance
MIPS =&lt; Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MIPS:  Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.
MIPS:  The shapely part of a computer that sways
MIPS: Meaningless Index of Processor Speed.
MIPS: Shapely parts of a computer which sway laterally
MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.
MIRACLE CURE!!! WD-40 banishes arthritis!!! - National Inquirer
MIRACLE(n):needed to get to the top when boss is childles
MIRAMANEEEEEEEEE! * Kirok
MISERY: a warm coke and a cold hotdog.
MISFORTUNE(n):the kind of fortune that never misses.
MISFORTUNE, n.  The kind of fortune that never misses
MISS WORMWOOD! - Susie Derkins
MISSILE ENGINEERS do it in stages.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MISSING TAGLINE...REWARD OFFERED
MISSING Tagline. Blue Eyes. Brown Hair. Savy Rhetoric!
MISSING: 1 eyed, 3-legged dog, answers to the name Lucky.
MISSING: Tagline, 57 characters long, last seen in Nevada.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Louisiana.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in New Jersey.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Virginia
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen on Fidonet.
MISSIONARY POSITION.....What Catholics assume while confessing
MISSUS MARTIAN - Tom's super hero
MISTAKE Something a virgin and a parachutist can only make once.
MISTAKE: The unmarried daughter of Mr. Stake.
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
MIT: The Georgia Tech of the North
MIXED EMOTION:  When your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED EMOTION: Your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new car.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" in sex ed class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXER : A place to mix in.
MIllard Pratt, SysOp
MK&gt; SM&gt; RO&gt; RC&gt; SF&gt; GP&gt; WD&gt; KF&gt; LP&gt; 
MKII Doesn't even begin to compare to MKII!  Or SSF2 to SSF2!
MKII: Get SMOKEd in the portal.
ML of W - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
ML&gt; I'm after some Calvin & Hobbes taglines.
MLA                   Multi Letter Acronym
MLAS Syndrome:  um, I forgot what that means.
MLAS: Mind (or Memory) Like A Sieve
MLASBWABHII [Mind Like A Steel Bucket With A Bloody Hole In It])
MLASS           Mind (or Memory) Like A Steel Sieve
MLB: Memory Left shift and Branch
MLP: Make Lousy Program
MLP: Multiply and Lose Precision
MLR: Move and Lose Record
MM-mm MM-mm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup, MM-mm Good!
MMF: Melt Main Frame
MMLG: Make Me Look Good
MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
MMM..., No Sir..., I Don't Think So- Mr Horse.
MMM..., Shiny Butt! - Mr Horse.
MMMHHH....EiN PiLZ
MMMMMMM&gt; 2222222Tag  fumeur222222222  Tag non fumeur
MMMMMMMMEAT - Tinker Galoot.
MMMMMmmmmmm &lt;Whack&gt; &lt;Slam&gt; Hot, Too Hot.
MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog! - Homer
MMMMOOOOOMMMMMM! - The Kurgan
MMMMyy dddaaammmnnn kkkeeeyyys aarreee sssttuucckk
MMMmmmm... OOOhhhh... AAAhhhh... Baby! This candy is good!
MMMyyy   rrreeepppeeeaaattt   kkkeeeyyy   iiisss   ssstttuuuccckkk
MMP? You voted for MMP? Now you've gone and done it!
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
MNI: Misread Next Instruction
MNP  - Modem Needs Pizza?
MNP 5 Compresses data (about 2:1)
MNP means Modem Needs Pizza.
MNP:  Modemer Needs Pizza
MNP: Man Needs (er ahem, ah, well... CENSORED)
MNP=Modemers Need Pizza
MOBILITY...The Ability To Act Like 1 Of The 3 Stooges !
MOBIUS STRIPPERS never show you their back side
MOCCASINS(n):Imitations of real transgressions.
MOD found: (C)ancel (N)ew (R)eplace , replacing
MODELS do it beautifully.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODELS do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on
MODEM           Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM "moe-dem" n.    Another word for Divorce
MODEM - Deterrent to receiving wanted & unwanted calls
MODEM - Money OweD to tElecoM
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
MODEM - My Other Dollar Eating Monster ... sorry kids
MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM : What to do with tall weeds
MODEM = Mechanism for acquiring massive phone bills
MODEM = Monumentally Overpriced Data eating Machine.
MODEM = USRobotics 21.6K HST / DUAL W/FAX !
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MODEM N,: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM......A proven deterrent to phone solicitors
MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors
MODEM:  Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds
MODEM:  Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM:  The root of all evil.
MODEM: Contraction, as in "Give me modem cookies!"
MODEM: Fun, Friends and a Happy Phone-Company
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds.
MODEM: More Online Downloads,Exponately decreasing Money
MODEM: Most Obstinate Device Ever Manufactured
MODEM: The root of all evil.
MODEM: What to do with tall weeds
MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM?  I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a spoon!
MODEM?! I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck
MODEMS %JH3 TAGFILE
MODERATOR of BORG. Your topic will be assimilated.
MODERATOR'S CAR BUMPERSTICKER: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait
MODERATOR.COM found: Restore ONTOPIC.SYS?
MODERATOR.SYS detected!  LOAD ON_TOPIC.COM? (Y/n)
MODERATOR: (n), See god, despot, tyrant, oppressor, egomaniac
MODERATOR:"This Is A Tech help Echo! Please Don't Ask Questions Here."
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal.. don't you agree
MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
MODERN GIRL: One who'd rather be well formed that well informed.
MODESTY - What women in labor soon get over.
MODESTY:  Something women in labor soon get over
MODESTY:  What women in labor soon get over.
MODOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launcher.
MODULA:  Mystical, Obsolete, Dumb, Useless Lanugage, Absolutely
MOE: Homer Sexual?.... awwww... c'mon, one of you guys must be Homer-sexual?!
MOG: Make Operator Growl
MOGUR þ
MOLE: A small, burrowing mammal, comprised of 6.023e23 molecules
MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes.
MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager
MOM!  Chad stole my tagline!
MOM!  LOOK!  I'm evolved!
MOM! Bart's taking a picture of his butt! - Lisa Simpson
MOM! Goober formatted my hard drive!
MOM'S HINT #001: Cut off the crusts.
MOM'S HINT #002: Make real cocoa.
MOM'S HINT #003: Hang their drawings on the fridge.
MOM'S HINT #004: Say the clay ashtray is what you always wanted.
MOM'S HINT #005: Sing silly songs.
MOM'S HINT #006: Make goofy faces.
MOM'S HINT #007: Let them take off the training wheels.
MOM'S HINT #008: Remind the Tooth Fairy about inflation.
MOM'S HINT #009: Buy a good stain remover.
MOM'S HINT #010:  Let them keep the kitten
MOM'S HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved.
MOM'S HINT #012: If you don't know, say so.
MOM'S HINT #013: Let grandma spoil them.
MOM'S HINT #014: Let them stay up just a little bit longer.
MOM'S HINT #015: Lock up the good china.
MOM'S HINT #016: Tickle.
MOM'S HINT #017: Be a good sport.
MOM'S HINT #018: Be a good friend.
MOM'S HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice.
MOM'S HINT #020: ALL mothers are working mothers.
MOM'S HINT #021: Ultimatums don't work.
MOM'S HINT #022: Bribes work.
MOM'S HINT #023: Hysteria will get you nowhere.
MOM'S HINT #024: Their first summer at camp is murder.
MOM'S HINT #025: Let them lick the spoon.
MOM'S HINT #026: Learn lots of lullabies.
MOM'S HINT #027: Breastfeeding in public goes over better in Europe.
MOM'S HINT #028: Learn to handle sleep deprivation.
MOM'S HINT #029: Have an answer ready for "Where do babies come from?"
MOM'S HINT #030: Don't flinch when they grow taller than you.
MOM'S HINT #031: Going to college doesn't mean they won't come back
MOM'S HINT #032: Don't teach them to parallel park.
MOM'S HINT #034: Think quick.
MOM'S HINT #035: Improvise.
MOM'S HINT #036: Sympathize.
MOM'S HINT #037: Remember: It's just a phase.
MOM'S HINT #038: "Wait till your father gets home" is a cop-out.
MOM'S HINT #039: "Because I said so" is a good reason.
MOM'S HINT #040: Never tell them how much they'll inherit.
MOM'S HINT #041: Teach them four precious words: "We can't afford it.".
MOM'S HINT #042: Carry Wash'n Dri.
MOM'S HINT #043: Smile when you change that diaper.
MOM'S HINT #044: It's absolutely okay to say "No".
MOM'S HINT #045:  Buy chunky peanut butter in jumbo jars
MOM'S HINT #046: Run a credit line at the toy store.
MOM'S HINT #047: Forget suede.
MOM'S HINT #048: Teachers ARE underpaid.
MOM'S HINT #049: Learn the rules of football.
MOM'S HINT #050: Teach them to write thank you notes.
MOM'S HINT #051: Your teenage daughter WILL find you embarrassing.
MOM'S HINT #052: Cheese food is not cheese.
MOM'S HINT #053: Thirteen is too late to put them up for adoption.
MOM'S HINT #054: Potty training builds character (yours).
MOM'S HINT #055: Sibling rivalry builds character (theirs).
MOM'S HINT #056: Worry, worry, worry.
MOM'S HINT #057: Childbirth is not for wimps.
MOM'S HINT #058: Stretch marks are a badge of honor.
MOM'S HINT #059: Half your brain leaves with the placenta.
MOM'S HINT #060: Donate pre-pregnancy jeans to charity.
MOM'S HINT #061: Don't read the label on baby formula.
MOM'S HINT #062: With luck, they'll call you once a week when they leave
MOM'S HINT #063: With luck, they won't call collect.
MOM'S HINT #064: With luck, they'll pay for their own therapy when grown
MOM'S HINT #065: No matter what, they'll always be your babies.
MOM'S HINT #066: The older they get, the wiser you'll seem.
MOM'S HINT #067: Just when you've got them figured out, they change.
MOM'S HINT #068: Kiss it an make it better.
MOM'S HINT #069: Make ice cube popsicles.
MOM'S HINT #070: If you promised, do it.
MOM'S HINT #071: Watch what you promise.
MOM'S HINT #072: When in doubt, say "We'll see."
MOM'S HINT #073: Bunk beds are cool.
MOM'S HINT #074: You'll sometimes act just like YOUR mother.
MOM'S HINT #075: Buy Permapress.
MOM'S HINT #076: Use the honor system.
MOM'S HINT #077: You can only shoot so much videotape.
MOM'S HINT #078: Pose good questions.
MOM'S HINT #079: Colic happens.
MOM'S HINT #080: Cowlicks happen.
MOM'S HINT #081: Look what being a martyr got Joan of Arc.
MOM'S HINT #082: A dishwasher is not a luxury.
MOM'S HINT #083: The new math is harder than the old math.
MOM'S HINT #084: Let's hear it for leftovers.
MOM'S HINT #085: Don't leave their teddy bear behind.
MOM'S HINT #086: Learn to make daisy chains.
MOM'S HINT #087: Not everyone can be a valedictorian.
MOM'S HINT #088: They're never too old to scold.
MOM'S HINT #089: They're never too big to hug.
MOM'S HINT #090: They're never too smart to receive some good advice.
MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your clothes
MOM'S HINT #092: Don't remind your grown son you changed his diapers.
MOM'S HINT #093: If they grow up to be doctors, take the credit.
MOM'S HINT #094: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT #095: If they become pro-athletes, take the house & car.
MOM'S HINT #096: If they become politicians they were switched at birth.
MOM'S HINT #097: Don't teach the kids your fear of bugs.
MOM'S HINT #098: Take them to a petting zoo.
MOM'S HINT #099: Don't use a pediatrician who isn't a parent.
MOM'S HINT #100: You can never have too many Kleenex.
MOM'S HINT #101: Reserve the New Year's Eve babysitter on January 2.
MOM'S HINT #102: You can blame just about anything on teething.
MOM'S HINT #103: Some of the great minds of our time were bed wetters.
MOM'S HINT #104: Let someone else break the news about Santa Claus.
MOM'S HINT #105: Not everyone can win the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
MOM'S HINT #106: Iodine really DOES sting.
MOM'S HINT #107: Mother's Day comes but once a year--milk it.
MOM'S HINT #108: Adjust allowances for cost of living.
MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.
MOM'S HINT #110: Don't let the kids forget Father's Day.
MOM'S HINT #111: Tie their mittens together.
MOM'S HINT #112: When they say they've got to go, stop!
MOM'S HINT #113: An unmade bed is easier to get into.
MOM'S HINT #114: Prove there's no monster under the bed.
MOM'S HINT #115: Hugs are the antidotes to nightmares.
MOM'S HINT #116: Don't put their favorite blankie in the wash.
MOM'S HINT #117: Disney World is not optional.
MOM'S HINT #118: A little fast food never killed anyone.
MOM'S HINT #119: They already know more about computers than you do.
MOM'S HINT #120: Even George Bush didn't eat his broccoli.
MOM'S HINT #121: Teach the kids to recycle.
MOM'S HINT #122: Someday your son will love another woman.
MOM'S HINT #123: When they leave home, you'll actually miss them.
MOM'S HINT #124: Whatever your age, you're too young to be a grandma.
MOM'S HINT #125: The more they tease you, the more you're loved.
MOM'S HINT #126: Always make their favorite dish when they visit.
MOM'S HINT #127: Believe it or not, SATs aren't everything.
MOM'S HINT #128: Yes, it's important they wear what their friends wear.
MOM'S HINT #129: Teenagers are SUPPOSED to dress goofy.
MOM'S HINT #130: Yes, we're all tired of dinosaurs.
MOM'S HINT #131: Anyone can make a secret special sauce.
MOM'S HINT #132: Buy them a globe.
MOM'S HINT #133: Socks and underwear are not gifts.
MOM'S HINT #134: Ear thermometers beat rectal any day.
MOM'S HINT #135: Hide old toys and reintroduce them next week.
MOM'S HINT #136: Bribe the babysitter with Hagen-Dazs.
MOM'S HINT #137: No matter what, your son will wind up with a toy gun.
MOM'S HINT #138: No matter what, your daughter will want Barbie.
MOM'S HINT #139: No matter what, you will memorize GOOD NIGHT MOON.
MOM'S HINT #140: Puberty was hell for you too.
MOM'S HINT #141: They'll always bring home their laundry.
MOM'S HINT #142: Courage.
MOM'S HINT #143: Grace doesn't count unless it's under pressure.
MOM'S HINT #144: Many geniuses were late bloomers.
MOM'S HINT #145: When you retire, feel free to spend their inheritance.
MOM'S HINT #146: Hold their hands during vaccinations.
MOM'S HINT #147: Look encouraging at the dentist.
MOM'S HINT #148: Don't give your son a crew cut.
MOM'S HINT #149: "Bambi" is too scary for five-year olds.
MOM'S HINT #150: Froot Loops are NOT a balanced meal.
MOM'S HINT #151: Yes, they need all sixty-four Crayolas.
MOM'S HINT #152: No, they can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #153: Chicken soup couldn't hurt.
MOM'S HINT #154: Keep the cookie jar full.
MOM'S HINT #155: Tuck them in.
MOM'S HINT #156: Add sound effects to the bedtime story.
MOM'S HINT #157: No, they REALLY can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #158: Gingerbread houses aren't worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #159: Tollhouse cookies ARE worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes.
MOM'S HINT #161: Don't tell you helped blow out the candles.
MOM'S HINT #162: Kids give more gifts than they'll receive.
MOM'S HINT #163: Kids WILL drink straight from the carton.
MOM'S HINT #164: Look sad when the snowman melts.
MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.
MOM'S HINT #166: A sense of humor is a necessity.
MOM'S HINT #167: They don't call it women's intuition for nothing.
MOM'S HINT #168: Insist on short-haired dogs.
MOM'S HINT #169:  Coax the cat out of the tree
MOM'S HINT #170: For the last time, a pony is out!
MOM'S HINT #171: Sew name tags in their underwear.
MOM'S HINT #172: Be a den mother.
MOM'S HINT #173: Let your daughter have a training bra.
MOM'S HINT #174: Buy your share of EXPENSIVE Girl Scout cookies
MOM'S HINT #175: Cultivate the art of napping.
MOM'S HINT #176: Washable markers aren't.
MOM'S HINT #177: Help build a sandcastle.
MOM'S HINT #178: Let them make a fort out of boxes.
MOM'S HINT #179: Piano lessons aren't for everyone.
MOM'S HINT #180: Tell Dad to share the toy trains.
MOM'S HINT #181: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOM'S HINT #182: Host a slumber party.
MOM'S HINT #183: Don't hover.
MOM'S HINT #184: Childhood doesn't go as fast as they say.
MOM'S HINT #185: Don't make your twelve-year-old shop for underwear.
MOM'S HINT #186: Take snapshots on the first day of school.
MOM'S HINT #187: Help carve a pumpkin.
MOM'S HINT #188: Sail paper airplanes.
MOM'S HINT #189: Teach them to whistle.
MOM'S HINT #190: Volunteer for class trips.
MOM'S HINT #191: Join the PTA.
MOM'S HINT #192: Don't panic.
MOM'S HINT #193: Hunt for four-leaf clovers.
MOM'S HINT #194: Befriend other mothers.
MOM'S HINT #195: Don't let kids record answering machine messages.
MOM'S HINT #196: Scotchguard everything.
MOM'S HINT #197: There's a little Martha Stewart in all of us.
MOM'S HINT #198: Never use the check-out with the candy display.
MOM'S HINT #199: All car trip diversions last three minutes.
MOM'S HINT #200: Snowsuits induce the desire to go to the bathroom.
MOM'S HINT #201: Let them eat Oreos inside-out.
MOM'S HINT #202: Be ready when kids ask "What were the Beatles?".
MOM'S HINT #203: You did SO do that at their ages.
MOM'S HINT #204: The more solemn the moment, the louder they cry.
MOM'S HINT #205: Kids get dirty quicker on more important occasions.
MOM'S HINT #206: Don't take kids grocery shopping on empty stomachs.
MOM'S HINT #207: Forget your moral objections to pacifiers.
MOM'S HINT #208: Forbidden junk food will be eaten at neighbor's house.
MOM'S HINT #209: Prohibited TV shows will be watched at neighbor's home.
MOM'S HINT #210: Tell know-it-alls: Mind your own business.
MOM'S HINT #211: Put a lock on your bedroom door.
MOM'S HINT #212: Trust your instincts.
MOM'S HINT #213: Occasionally you WILL use the TV as a babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #214: If they won't clean their plates, use smaller plates.
MOM'S HINT #215: Pack school lunches with good trading items.
MOM'S HINT #216: There's a lot of wisdom in MAD magazine.
MOM'S HINT #217: Don't flush the fish.
MOM'S HINT #218: Let them eat cake.
MOM'S HINT #219: Let them eat animal crackers.
MOM'S HINT #220: Keep smiling.
MOM'S HINT #221: There's no escaping car pools.
MOM'S HINT #222: Yes, they'll need braces.
MOM'S HINT #223: Yes, they'll need stitches.
MOM'S HINT #224: Guilt is an art form.
MOM'S HINT #225: Curfews are made to be broken.
MOM'S HINT #226: Dry their tears.
MOM'S HINT #227: Play Name the State Capitals.
MOM'S HINT #228: Teach them to read maps.
MOM'S HINT #229: Do a jigsaw puzzle together.
MOM'S HINT #230: Ask only that they try their best.
MOM'S HINT #231: Your son's wife will not be pretty enough.
MOM'S HINT #232: Your daughter's husband will not earn enough.
MOM'S HINT #233: When they have kids, they'll REALLY appreciate you.
MOM'S HINT #234: Grandchildren are for spoiling.
MOM'S HINT #235: Transfer old home movies to video.
MOM'S HINT #236: Make lemonade from real lemons.
MOM'S HINT #237: It's your duty to brag.
MOM'S HINT #238: Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes.
MOM'S HINT #239: Be sure to mention that your grandson has your smile.
MOM'S HINT #240: Let your daughter think she's a better mother than you.
MOM'S HINT #241: When daughter's in labor don't say "Now you know.".
MOM'S HINT #242: Teenage daughters are hazardous to your health.
MOM'S HINT #243: Teenage sons are hazardous to their own health.
MOM'S HINT #244: How long CAN you put off the birds & bees lecture?
MOM'S HINT #245: How many times can you rewrite your will?
MOM'S HINT #246: Never buy retail.
MOM'S HINT #247: Cheer when they get their driver's licenses.
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
MOM'S HINT #249: Send a care package to college.
MOM'S HINT #250: Resist the impulse to clean their dorm rooms.
MOM'S HINT #251: If they become Ivy Leaguers it's because of YOUR genes.
MOM'S HINT #252: If they're going to State, it's because of Dad's genes.
MOM'S HINT #253: Teach them to swim early.
MOM'S HINT #254: Insist on bike helmets.
MOM'S HINT #255: Learn CPR.
MOM'S HINT #256: Take them to the circus.
MOM'S HINT #257: Send an apple for the teacher.
MOM'S HINT #258: No blue hair.
MOM'S HINT #259: Remind them when it's your silver anniversary.
MOM'S HINT #260: Forbid them to put you in a nursing home.
MOM'S HINT #261: Threaten to haunt them from beyond the grave.
MOM'S HINT #262: Ask them for advice once in a while.
MOM'S HINT #263: Look humble when they say "How'd you do it, Mom?"
MOM'S HINT #264: Pass along your wedding dress to your daughter.
MOM'S HINT #265: Give Snickers at Halloween.
MOM'S HINT #266: Remember the names of their stuffed animals.
MOM'S HINT #267: Watch all the Peanuts TV specials.
MOM'S HINT #268: Buy industrial-size detergent boxes.
MOM'S HINT #269: Learn to say "Watch out!" with feeling.
MOM'S HINT #270: Buy them cool lunch boxes.
MOM'S HINT #271: Remain calm when you find your son's "Playboy".
MOM'S HINT #272: Remain calm when you find daughter's birth control.
MOM'S HINT #273: Your daughter's house will never be as clean as yours.
MOM'S HINT #274: Dance a tango at your child's wedding.
MOM'S HINT #275: Reminisce.
MOM'S HINT #276: Make their Halloween costumes.
MOM'S HINT #277: Play Scrabble with them.
MOM'S HINT #278: Play cards with them.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good news and bad: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good/bad news: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #280: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're walking.
MOM'S HINT #282: Good news & bad: Before you know it they're in college.
MOM'S HINT #283: Keep a first-aid kit handy.
MOM'S HINT #284: You and Dad need a "Date Night".
MOM'S HINT #285: Let them make their own sundaes.
MOM'S HINT #286: Don't show their dates naked baby pictures.
MOM'S HINT #287: Traditions are important.
MOM'S HINT #288: Don't forget, each new kid is a tax deduction.
MOM'S HINT #289: Teach them to love libraries.
MOM'S HINT #290: Help start a stamp collection.
MOM'S HINT #291: Give pennies for piggy banks.
MOM'S HINT #292: Learn to love Trolls.
MOM'S HINT #293: Pray for a chicken pox vaccine.
MOM'S HINT #294: Don't insist on combing your daughter's hair in public.
MOM'S HINT #295: Try to get some breakfast in them.
MOM'S HINT #296: Ice cream still solves most problems.
MOM'S HINT #297: You can't praise a kid too much.
MOM'S HINT #298: Buy them a good dictionary.
MOM'S HINT #299: Let them have an aquarium.
MOM'S HINT #300: Shiny thing in driveway is your kid's new retainer.
MOM'S HINT #301: Always look before sitting.
MOM'S HINT #302: Have a snowball fight.
MOM'S HINT #303: Hold hands while crossing.
MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.
MOM'S HINT #305: No matter what, they'll bring home colds from school.
MOM'S HINT #306: Remember what happened to Joan Crawford.
MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.
MOM'S HINT #308: Attend school plays.
MOM'S HINT #309: Don't yell at Little League umpires.
MOM'S HINT #310: Junior High is traumatic.
MOM'S HINT #311: Everyone tries to get out of gym class.
MOM'S HINT #312: Before disciplining -- decompress.
MOM'S HINT #313: They'll outgrow their shoes before the laces get dirty.
MOM'S HINT #313: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT #314: Let them play dress up.
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
MOM'S HINT #316: Learn to catch a boomerang.
MOM'S HINT #317: If they created it at camp, put it on display.
MOM'S HINT #318: Food fights happen.
MOM'S HINT #319: Get washable wallpaper.
MOM'S HINT #320: Don't let them call you by your first name.
MOM'S HINT #321: They DO look cutest when they're sleeping.
MOM'S HINT #322: Tell ghost stories.
MOM'S HINT #323: Kids love antiheroes.
MOM'S HINT #324: Remember how your mother felt about Mick Jagger.
MOM'S HINT #325: Celebrate Velcro!
MOM'S HINT #326: Record their singing.
MOM'S HINT #327: She's all grown up when she stretches your sweater.
MOM'S HINT #328: You know your son's grown up when he blushes.
MOM'S HINT #329: Hang a tire swing.
MOM'S HINT #330: They'll eat paper and dirt and survive.
MOM'S HINT #331: If all else fails, take them to the video arcade.
MOM'S HINT #332: Let them get their ears pierced.
MOM'S HINT #333: Monster truck rallies can be educational.
MOM'S HINT #334: Let them play cowboy.
MOM'S HINT #335: Discourage them from tying up the babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #336: Don't hold up other people's children as role models.
MOM'S HINT #337: When they fall asleep in the stroller, don't move them.
MOM'S HINT #338: Show them photos of yourself as a child.
MOM'S HINT #339: Let's hear it for stereo headphones.
MOM'S HINT #340: Cartoons are a good way to learn classical music.
MOM'S HINT #341: Don't kiss teens in front of their friends.
MOM'S HINT #342: No credit cards until they graduate.
MOM'S HINT #343: Check before believing Dad said it was okay.
MOM'S HINT #344: Murphy's Law is true.
MOM'S HINT #345: Feel free to remind them of your labor pains.
MOM'S HINT #346: Sometimes you'll have to tell little white lies.
MOM'S HINT #347: Remember that you used Cliff Notes too.
MOM'S HINT #348: At least comic books mean they're reading.
MOM'S HINT #349: Disposable diapers are worth the guilt.
MOM'S HINT #350: Don't buy infant clothes without snaps.
MOM'S HINT #351: Clothes that fit just right are too small.
MOM'S HINT #352: Everybody's a critic.
MOM'S HINT #353: Get call waiting.
MOM'S HINT #354: If you have teenagers, get your own phone.
MOM'S HINT #355: You know more about chaos theory than most physicists.
MOM'S HINT #356: Grass stains are Mother Nature's way of saying "Hi".
MOM'S HINT #357: Nervous breakdowns-Nature saying "Take it easy.".
MOM'S HINT #358: Arrange to sleep in at least once a month.
MOM'S HINT #359: Know when enough is enough.
MOM'S HINT #360: Don't mention their zits.
MOM'S HINT #361: When technology is ready, clone yourself.
MOM'S HINT #362: Let your daughter wear your high heels.
MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.
MOM'S HINT #364: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book.
MOM'S HINT #364: Plumbers (at $35 an hour) are the best babysitters
MOM'S HINT #365: Teach them to drive on ice
MOM'S HINT #365: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT #366: A computer is not a luxury
MOM'S HINT #367: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book
MOM'S HINT #369: Never steal your mother's taglines!
MOM'S HINT:  If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT:  Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOM, Bart's taking a picture of his butt! - Lisa
MOMENTREPRENEUR
MOMMY!  Billy Gates called me a DIPswitch!
MOMMY.COM and DADDY.COM not present..Dowhatchawannado!
MONAGE A TROIS I am three years old
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n.  Government.
MONDAY!  Didn't we already have one this week?
MONDAY, n.  In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
MONDAY:  The day after the ball game
MONEY GOING OUT LIKE THE TIDE!
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!  (Send $20 for more info)
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Send $9.95 for info
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. Please send $20 for more info.
MONEY LENDER: A person who takes a lot of intrest in his work
MONEY TALKS   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is SEE YA!
MONEY TALKS ... buy me a Eclipse!
MONEY TALKS But all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS... and I want to say hello to yours
MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS... but it speaks Japanese!
MONEY TALKS.....Mine is forever saying Goodbye
MONEY TALKS...mine always says, "Take me shopping!"
MONEY: It can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery
MONKS do it by hand
MONOCHROME:  Couldn't afford color.
MONOPOLY is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
MONXLA activates the 13th of any month
MOO!  It's a cow thing.
MOON CRESCENT POWER! - Sailor Moon
MOON RIVER, WIDER THAN A MILE; WHEN'S THE NEXT SODDING FERRY?
MOON TYRANNOSAURUS POWER! - Sailor Red Ranger
MOON, FULL : An object that obscures recently discovered novae.
MOON.....TIARA......uh, er,..NARF! - Sailor Pinky
MOONIES do it within sects.
MOOOOOOOO oh! MOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose.
MOP AND GLOW, Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
MOP: Modify Operator's Personality
MOPAR  =  Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly!
MOPAR: Most Our Parts Are Rusted
MORAL FIBER -- Now available from General Mills.
MORAL, adj.  Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj.  Having the quality of general expediency.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj. Having the quality of general expediency.
MORALE IMPROVED, BUT NOW I ENJOY THE BEATINGS!
MORBID:    higher offer
MORE FUN THAN FLYING TOASTERS, EH?
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
MORE tax contributions? I gave at the office!
MORE, adj.  The comparative degree of too much.
MORF            Male OR Female?
MORK!  Is that you?
MORTAL KOMBAT, have fun, play the game, kill your friends
MORTHOS ACCESS --  let's give it...na, better wait and give 'em a chance
MORTHOS ACCESS -- it's not just for kids anymore
MORTHOS ACCESS -- what do you and garbage have in common?  Both dumped.
MORTICIANS do it gravely
MOSES - Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
MOSES to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go
MOSFET's Plumbing and Fence.. A good Source for Drains and Gates.
MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all
MOSQUITO: Mother Nature's way of making us appreciate spiders
MOTAS                 Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTHER GOOSE - A tisket, a tasket, A big mahogany casket
MOTHER'S DAY: Nine months after Father's Day.
MOTHER'S WEIGHT--- None of your damn business.
MOTHER: The parent who changes their child's smelly nappy at 3am
MOTHERS do it with their children.
MOTORCYCLE RIDERS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS do it with spread legs
MOTORCYCLISTS like it with chains.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS need a side stand.
MOTOS                 Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOXERS do it in the dirt.
MOTSFC  (Member of the Smiley Face Conspiracy ;))
MOTSS                 Member Of The Same Sex
MOTSS is an Internet newsgroup that refers to Members Of The Same Sex.
MOU: MOunt User [causes computer to screw you]
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it on the rocks
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it with ropes.
MOUNTAIN DEW: Operator fuel
MOUNTAIN.DEW not found - Operator halted!
MOUNTAINEER: Someone who always wants to take one more peak
MOUNTAINEERS do it with ropes
MOURNER: SAME AS A NOONER BUT SOONER
MOUSE(n): elephant produced by Japanese engineers
MOUSE-DRIVEN:  Runs at the speed of a hamster on an exercise wheel.
MOUSE.COM detected.  Run CAT.EXE to delete? [y/n]
MOUSE.COM detected. Run CAT.EXE to delete?  (Y/N)
MOUSE.COM not found. (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat
MOUSE:  A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE:  A peripheral for removing dirt from your desk.
MOUSE:  Species of rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSTACHE(n):flow through buffer for dinner
MOV AX, 0013h;    INT 10h to switch to Graph 320x200x256
MOVIE STARS do it on film.   
MOZART - DIP (Decomposing In Peace)
MOn some clear disk ya' kin seek foreva'
MP stands for Magnificent Pension
MPE             My Point Exactly!
MPLP: Make Pretty Light Pattern
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MPro 1.51   Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
MPro 1.53   Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows
MPro 1.53   Lestat's high-rise: The Vampire State Building
MPro 1.53   Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
MPro 1.53   Taglines make great Christmas gifts
MQ13 "Well, then aren't you the clever ones?" NWO
MQ15 "You're an animal!" "No. Worse. Human." RT
MQ21 "This was no boating accident!" (not Jaws.) S
MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!
MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
MR. BILL . . .Ooooohhh Nooooooooooo¨{‘²ÆÅ NO CARRIER
MR. CARSON - Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
MR. CHRISTIAN ANDERSON - Look, Ma, No Hans!
MR. ED - "Can't Talk Now, of course, of course."
MR. PAPER CUT - Joel's super hero
MR. PICKWICK - Gone to The Dickens
MR. TORN - RIP
MR. VONDEE NATHANIEL  TETTEH,{R.M.CADET}
MR. WIZARD!!!  I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
MR. WIZARD!!!  I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
MR. WIZARD!!!!  I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
MR. WORF! THAT IS AN ORDER! --Riker
MRE = Meals Rejected by Everybody
MRE Beverage Base Powder: "it's doing something to my cup."
MRE: Gummint efficiency. Three lies for the price of one!
MRFA : It's not just a good idea...it's the law!
MRFA : Where intellectual giants come to frolic.
MRFA...&lt;M&gt;ales &lt;R&gt;econditioning &lt;F&gt;emale &lt;A&gt;ttitudes
MRFA...where mind and spirit come together and have a really good time
MRFAthe club that dares to ask the question,"Huh?"
MRFAwhere all are one and one are all
MRS. DYLAN - Lay Lady, Lay
MRS. MUIR - She Finally Gave Up The Ghost
MRS. O'LEARY'S COW - Kicked the Bucket
MRZ: Make Random Zap
MRducks. MRnot! MRso! Cedar wings? ...Whale oil beef hooked, MRducks!
MS DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS DOS of Borg: Press any key to be assimilated
MS Lemmings plunging into the sea of FUD
MS Visual Basic - You too can program like Bill Gates
MS WINDOWS:  Something the mouse dragged in.
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
MS Windows Pen Extensions: Are we mice, or are we pens?
MS Windows support line, how may we defenestrate you?
MS Windows!  From the people that brought you EDLIN!
MS Windows, from the people who brought you EDLIN.
MS Windows, yesterday's software tomorrow!
MS Windows....Symbolism without Substance!
MS Windows:  vedi, vidi, shelfi
MS Windows: How to turn a 486DX into an Etch-A-Sketch
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS decided that in NZ, they'd skip to DOS 7 (to avoid sux)!
MS gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house
MS, Microsoft, Windows and Windows NT are registered trademarks of
MS-DAX 6.0:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore Julian
MS-DAX 6.0:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (J)ulian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore
MS-DOG Error #10: Upgrade will cost $25, available in 1 week.Promise!
MS-DOG Error #11: Nothing serious...Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.
MS-DOG Error #3: Keyboard not found...press RETURN.
MS-DOG Error #4: Press any key to continue, any other key to quit.
MS-DOS - Just Say Abort, Retry, Ignore
MS-DOS - celebrating ten years of continous obsolescence.
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
MS-DOS 6... from the makers of EDLIN!
MS-DOS 6.0 -- Now you can't just blame Windows!
MS-DOS 6.0 Error!  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS-DOS 6.0:  The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS 6.0: no longer vaporware, but it smells anyway
MS-DOS 6.66:  The Anti-DOS
MS-DOS 6.x problem!  (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS = Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS = Only Amiga makes it possible. - Commodore Amiga
MS-DOS = Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS = suit & tie * Mac = cool shades * Amiga = high heels & a whip
MS-DOS = suit & tie, Macintosh = cool shades, Amiga = high heels & leather
MS-DOS ERROR:Corrupted File (A)bort  (R)etry (F)TP Sporken anon.
MS-DOS ERROR:Unknown Identity. (A)bort  (R)etry  (S)ue Microsoft
MS-DOS Rant Meter           EMPTY [#################...] FULL
MS-DOS SIX.0:  The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used in laborat
MS-DOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight--it took
MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids.
MS-DOS is a boot sector virus!
MS-DOS is loaded high and passed out on the couch
MS-DOS is to a real OS as "creation science" is to paleontology.
MS-DOS must die!
MS-DOS or IBM-DOS? What's the diff?... Arghhhhhh!
MS-DOS v6.0 virus scan: OS/2 detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
MS-DOS--Just say "no"
MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
MS-DOS.DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS6: Brought to you by the creators of DOS 4.0
MS-DOS6: From the creators of EDLIN, DOS 4.0 & WINDOWS.
MS-DOS:  Celebrating 13 years of continuous obsolecence.
MS-DOS:  MR-DOS's sister; DR DOS:  MS-DOS's Gynecologist.
MS-DOS:  Mister Satan's Demonic Operating System
MS-DOS:  Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS:  The McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS:  if you believe in a flat Earth, this is the OS for you.
MS-DOS: Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS: Gates to nowhere
MS-DOS: Just Say No!
MS-DOS: Microsoft Seeks Dominion Over Society
MS-DOS: Mighty Slow-Decrepit Old System
MS-DOS: Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS: My Slow Dratted Old System.
MS-DOS: Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS: celebrating eighteen years of obsolescence
MS-DOS: celebrating fifteen years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms.
MS-DOS: the McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Ronald Reagan of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Democrats.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
MS-DOS?  Foutjuuuuh bedankt!
MS-Whore: Microsoft Prostitute
MS-Windows - A colorful clown suit for DOS.
MS-Windows = Mainly Slow When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
MS-Windows from the People who brought you EDLIN!
MS-Windows95, from the folks who gave us EDLIN!
MS-Windows: Multiple Sclerose Windows
MS: Multiple Sclerose
MSAV: = MisSed All Viruses
MSDOS - Most Significantly Disfunctionate Operating System
MSDOS 6 is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS 6.0 - Because there aren't enough problems in the w
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!
MSDOS is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way.  -- Henry Spencer
MSDOS isn't dead.  It just smells like it
MSDOS upgrade installed - press your luck to continue.
MSDOS was created to keep idiots away from Unix
MSDOS&PCDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
MSDOS, PCDOS, DRDOS, 4DOS, DILDOS
MSDOS: Just Say NO!
MSFT:  ManySystemsFailingTogether
MSG 1 of 16534 (sigh)
MSG...COOH(CH2)2 CH(NH2) COONa.
MSGD: Make Screen Go Dim
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 or is it already?
MSI - Connecting The World In '94
MSI - Honking off the world in '95
MSI - Losing market share in '94... '95... '96
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
MSI - Running out of cutesy taglines in '95
MSI - Trying to FINALLY get it together in '92
MSI - stripping ANSI in '91, '92, '93, '94, '95
MSI HQ! BBS - Home of Off-Line Xpress 805-395-0650
MSM: (Madras & Southern Mahratta Railway) Mail Slowly Moving.
MSNTBC is Still the One to See in 2003!
MSNTBC is having problems with BBC7! Instead, it's time for LBC News 1152
MSNTBC presents, The Sunday Movie of the Week
MSNTBC presents, The Sunday Movie of the Week
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSPI: Make Sure Plugged In
MSR: Melt Special Register
MST3K  Rocks !!!!!!! (cough, hack, Wheeze)
MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
MST3K 3-5 PART III: I - O          900 Taglines
MST3K:  Funnier than Siskel.  Thinner than Ebert.
MST3K: THE ECHO  "Oh bite me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO   "Oh byte me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO - "Cheesy Movies For A Cheesy World"
MST3k: The Gathering
MST: Mount Scotch Tape
MSTie and Fanimaniac
MSTies of Borg: Assimilate the tapes.
MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus
MT%HRDV: Mag Tape \(em High speed Rewind and Drop Vaccuum
MT-ness is owning a Roland
MT.DEW not found ... Sysop not started
MT: Muddle Through
MTE: Mangle Tape on Exit
MTG may not be an RPG, but it's a damn fine card game!
MTI: Make Tape Invalid
MTP: MounT Programmer
MTV -  Where's the music? On VH-1! :)
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think
MTV -- why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, or speak
MTV is my source for new music
MTV's JACKASS: for those who find professional wrestling too hard to follow...
MTV's JACKASS: the bastard offspring of the Three Stooges and the X-games.
MTV-1 --- Usually the same as MTV, but it's a better kind of Music TeleVision
MTV-1's problem: mtv
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV: We never said you could drink it
MTV: We never said you could drink it
MTV: Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
MUDDERS DO IT over the internet.
MUDDERS do it over the InterNet
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand house renovating method.
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand land clearance method.
MUDders do it over the InterNet.
MUG: Make Ugly Graphics
MUGGER: A benevolent citizen of the streets who frequently spares the lives of
MUHAMMED ALI - Punched out
MULDER.EXE and SCULLY.BAT.  Are those the XFILES?
MULTITASKERS do it everywhere: Concurrently!
MULTITASKING:  Blinking BOTH eyes at the same time.
MULTITASKING:  Leaving a message AND a tagline.
MULTITASKING:  Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING:  Taking a shower while you mail downloads.
MULTITASKING:  Walking and chewing gum.
MULTITASKING: Honking horn and running over cat.
MULTITASKING: Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING: Screwing up several things at once!
MULTITASKING: Start a download. Get a beer.
MUM: Multi-Use Mnemonics
MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE   POOF!
MUMPS?  Ooh, the kissing disease!  My little girl's growin' up!
MUNG - Recurisve acronym for "MUNG until no good".
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT:
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Beer Math -&gt; 2 beers time 37 men equals 49 cases
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Body count math -&gt; 3 guerrillas plus 1 probale plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Friendly fire isn't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If the enemy is in range, so are you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Incoming fire has the right of way
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Interchangeable parts aren't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able toget out
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Murphy was a grunt
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No plan survives the first contact, intact
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No-combat ready group has passed inspection
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support despertly
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Suppressive fires - won't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The easy way is always mined
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy never watches until you make a mistake
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The important things are always simple
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal Of Honor
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The one item you need is always in short supply
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The simple things are always hard
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: There is always a way
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Tracers work both ways
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When in doubt empty the magizine
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
MURPHY (Swami) activates Apr 15th
MURPHY WAS AN OPTOMIST
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal Of Honor
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose,
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  Smiling makes people wonder what you're thinking.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  The best way to hold someone is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX:  There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a rid
MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS - Things get worse under pressure.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX - Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  "This won't hurt, I promise."
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Do it only with the best.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Feeling good?  Don't worry, you'll get over it
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  If you try to please everyone, no one will like it
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  It is always the wrong time of month.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Love comes in spurts.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Nothing improves with age.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Sex has no calories.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  The world does not revolve on an axis.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  Virginity can be cured.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX:  When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
MURPHY'S LAW:   If anything can go wrong, it will.
MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch
MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: If the effort that wethis down-watch".(Know  it -blow it)
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: It is always the wrong time of month
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Love is a hole in the heart
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Nothing improves with age
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex has no calories
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex is dirty only if it's done right
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The best way to hold a man is in your arms
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down. (Just  one more throw)
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The younger the better
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Only too little wine
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Virginity can be cured
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
MUSHROOMS ARE THE OPIUM OF THE MOOSES
MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE ***
MUSIC HACKERS do it at 3 am
MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly
MUSIC HACKERS do it in concert
MUSIC HACKERS do it in scores
MUSIC HACKERS do it with more movements
MUSIC HACKERS do it with their organs
MUSIC HACKERS want to do it in realtime
MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord.
MUSICI  Musicians do it together.
MUSICIANS do it in the practice room.
MUSICIANS do it on a higher scale.
MUSICIANS do it rhythmically
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm
MUSICIANS duet
MUSICIANS duet better.
MUSICIANS duet.
MUSICIANS know how to blow.
MUST CUT THE CHEESE!! - Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim
MUST you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle ?
MUST... DESTROY... MANKIND....... oops! Time for lunch!
MUSTANG Software: making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
MUTANTS = Men Under the Arcane Notion They're Special.
MUTANTS!  Surrender now, or be DESTROYED!
MUTANTS:  Men Under The Arcane Notion They're Special.
MUTATE NOW! Avoid the rush!
MVS CATASTROPHIC ERROR
MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.
MW: Malfunction Whenever
MW: Multiply Work
MWAG: Make Wild-Assed Guess
MWAH Goodnight, everybody!!! - Yakko
MWAH!  Thank you. - Wakko
MWC: Move and Wrap Core
MWT: Malfunction Without Telling
MY "homosexual agenda" is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY BACK IS KILLING ME...WHERE ARE MY DRUGS AT?
MY BBS? Rockville MD, &lt;Void where prohibited&gt;
MY BBS? Rockville MD, &lt;Void where prohibited&gt;
MY BRAAAAAIN HURTS!!!!!!
MY CAR: at least now we know who owns that car
MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN ANY DOG!
MY Cat's on Steroids - it's NOT a pussy any more.
MY DAD WENT TO LONDON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SCREEN SAVER
MY DEBT: on a New York car.
MY DOG, YES; MY OL' LADY, MAYBE; MY HARLEY, NEVER!
MY EYES HURT! - Danny Dp
MY FAMILY SAYS I'M A PSYCHOPATH, BUT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
MY FUHER!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!!     -Dr. Strangelove
MY GET UP AND GO----HAS GOT UP AND GONE
MY GIRLFRIEND IS SCHIZOID. SHE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
MY GOAL:  To comfort the afflicted, and to afflict the comfortable!
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT!  Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT!  Oh, sorry-didn't know y
MY GOD!  SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT!  Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY KARMA JUST OVERCAME MY DOGMA.
MY LIFE IN ASTROLOGY, Sybil Leek, 1970
MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode.
MY Life v0.01b Millenium Edition cannot be patched
MY MY red riding hood what NICE &lt;slap&gt; you have!!!!!!!!!
MY NAME is O J but not Simpson it is O JENSEN!
MY OTHER SHIP IS A CUBE TOO : Borg bumpersticker
MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
MY SysOp lets me say things like [ C E N S O R E D ]
MY TAGFILE IS TAGLINEALLY CHALLENGED!!!!
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS STILL BOARDING AT THE STATION.
MY WORDS ARE SPIRIT AND THEY ARE LIFE
MY computer only accepts CHOCOLATE chips!
MY fun meter is PEGGED! But it's a *LOW* number!!
MY hEAD X-RAy shOwed NotHinG.
MY homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY income is ALL disposable!
MY question is not WHO changes the bags but WHERE does he put them?
MY sysop can beat YOUR sysop!
MY íç×är M™däm |s … sTr|üg and a ç|n (an
MYAM          Molly Yard At Midnight, i.e., things CANNOT get worse.
MYCAPSLOCKANDSPACEBARAREBROKEN!
MYOB, Gawd, everyone thinks they're a moderator!
MYOB, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER
MYOB, I am not off topic!
MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator
MYOB, junior moderators are not needed here.
MYOB: "Forgive me, father.  I am a worm." -- The Kurgan
MYOB: "The secret of life isMYOB: a nectarine." -- Q
MYOB: "We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!"
MYOB: All the world's a stage, and I must be a stand-in.
MYOB: Confusion is brought on by a firm grasp of reality.
MYOB: Distance lends enchantment to the view..T.Campbell
MYOB: Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, right!
MYOB: Having lost faith in reality, give me a good fantasy.
MYOB: I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
MYOB: I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
MYOB: I'm weird, too, that makes two of us.
MYOB: If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.
MYOB: If it wasn't for me, myself and I; I'd be alone.
MYOB: If this is my life, I demand a recount.
MYOB: Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
MYOB: Life after death? Is that like terminate and stay resident?
MYOB: Life is an adventure if you play it right.
MYOB: My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
MYOB: Reincarnation, the opportunity to mess up all over again.
MYOB: To thine own self be true, to all others - improvise.
MYOB: Words of truth seem contradictory.
MYRA I FOX (remember her?) is the Moderator here, now!! **HI, MYRA**!
MYRA.DUF found (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
MYREVNG: My Revenge (Divorcee).
MYSTERY
MYTAGS.TAG  26484199 08-17-93   7:33p - The Ultimate!!!!!!!!
MYTH: When a wedding ring is placed on a woman, her brain stops.
MYZRATI: Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose.
Ma Bell ?  My mother never treated me like this
Ma Bell is a mean mother!
Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y Tagline ag*##ain.
Ma Bell runs a baudy house
Ma Bell what a joke!  My Mother never Ripped me off!!
Ma Bell, lines so quiet you can hear a carrier drop!
Ma always did say that I had a screw loose
Ma bearins, ma poooor bearins!"  Scotty
Ma boli te lud, pravi se ku*rac !
Ma in Ispagna son hia mille e tre!
Ma is a nun, as I am
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Ma is as selfless as I am. (Palindrom)
Ma nemam vise bre ni tagove!
Ma popuçiç mi joint
Ma ti uopste ne razmisljas.Da razmisljas-ti bi se ubio!
Ma trzam ja, al' :)))
Ma'am will do in a pinch. However, I prefer `Captain'. --Janeway
Ma'am!  Ma'am?  You forgot your hot rollers. -- Mike Nelson
Ma'am! Ma'am? You forgot your hot rollers - Mike
Ma'am, I can make it any size you want  - Odo
Ma'am, I retract what I said. PLEASE unhand those
Ma'am, there's a Mr. Carter here about the room.
Ma'am, we need hookers - Crow as Texan
Ma, @FN@'s is beating up on me again!
Ma, I just killed a guy, gimme a break - Crow
Ma, I say! Lee's as eely as I am!
Ma, Orville's is beating up on me again!
Ma, can I be a feminist and still like men?
Ma, naostrio se on propisno da nauci nesto.
MaMANo Hunter Yohko:  I'd be glad to be hunted.
Maa haa haa it is my time to shine!
Maab understands that Klingons are our sworn enemies! - McCoy
Maah's Law:  Things go right so they can go wrong.
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head
Maat            - Goddess-Named-Truth
Maat, Goddess-Named-Truth.
Mabee you should see a p-sychiatrist.--Wakko Warner
Mabon: Circa Sept 21 Autumnal equinox; God prepares for his death.
Mabuhay! Philippines
Mabye we should slay *him*. - Dot Warner
Mabye we should slay *him*. - Dot Warner
Mac - a computer for those who can't handle reality
Mac -- an IBM built by Fisher-Price.
Mac 84 + Amiga 85 + Linux 93 + OS/2 Warp 94 = Windows 95
Mac : The excuse for not wanting to learn computers
Mac Attack:   Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
Mac Classic:  The COPY CON of Computers!
Mac Error: Like, dude, something messed up.
Mac Tara "Daffy Duck? He's sorta like the Egyptian God of Frustration." -Zack
Mac detected entering network...Kill it? (Y/HELL YEAH!)
Mac does what Windoze don't
Mac error message,"Woah Dude, something went boom."
Mac error message:  "Like, dude, something totally went w
Mac error message:  "Like, dude...  Something went TOtally WRONG!"
Mac error message:  Like, dude, something's wrong
Mac error message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac error message: "Um, dude, this is like, totally bogus."
Mac error message: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac error message:"Like, dude, uh, something's wrong."
Mac error msg: "Like, dude, something, uh, went wrong..."
Mac screen message:  "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac screen msg:  Hey Dude! Bogus keypress, Dude!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac user's life: 1/3 sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting
Mac users do it slow and easy
Mac users laugh at OS/2 users. Why? OS/2 users use Windows apps.
Mac vs OS/2: The Mac still has faster graphics support.
Mac vs OS/2: What? No Quicktime?
Mac vs. Windows'95 = Tyson vs. McNealy.
Mac'88 == Win'95
Mac's Diner on the Moon.  Great food but no atmosphere
Mac's such a pain in everyone's neck, the aspirin people are thinking of giving him a royalty
Mac, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.
Mac, it's already gone to far -- Richie Ryan
Mac, this is Dana Scully.  Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod
Mac, will we ever have to face each other? - Richie Ryan
Mac-In-A-Sac:  Apple Powerbook Computer
Mac... will we ever have to face each other? -- Richie Ryan
Mac:  The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake to clear the screen!
Mac: An Etch-A-Sketch you don't have to shake
Mac: Computer with training wheels. &lt;whee!&gt;
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
Mac: Malformed Apple Computer
Mac: Monstrously Aggravating Coding
Mac: Mouse Activated Computer
Mac: The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake to clear the screen!
Mac: Tomy's most advanced toy computer
Mac?  No thank you, I already own a good paper weight
Mac?  No thank you, I've already had my apple for today!
Mac? No thank you, I already own a good paper weight.
MacArthur Park, hit for Richard Harris, late 60s
MacArthur Park, remade for disco by Donna Summers, mid-70s
MacArthur Park, written and first performed by Jim Webb
MacArthur was wrong - Law School is hell!
MacAttack...The Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant
MacBorg:  Over 50 million assimilated!
MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts
MacDonald's Second Law: Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them
MacGlaughlan Group from the skies - Mike on parachuters
MacGyver creates life from Ductape and a pack of matches
MacIntosh - The step between Nintendo and IBM!
MacIntosh - a computer with training wheels you can't remove
MacIntosh PowerPoint: PC envy
MacIntosh... Your nightmares come true!
MacIntosh:  Computer with training wheels you can't remov
MacIntosh: A computer with permanent training wheels.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntosh: only non-removable training wheeled Computer!
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntoshYour nightmares come true!
MacIntyre and Pierce, that's what happened! - Frank Burns
MacPherson's Theory of Entropy:  It requires less energy to take&lt;&gt;an object out of its proper place than to put it back
Macarthur's Triumph  - By V. J. Daye
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 57... -Tom Servo
Macax - Computer shut-down
Macdonaldus Senex fundum habiut.  E-I-E-I-O
Mace, n. - Chemical irritant that makes a Kennedy cry after sex
Mace: never bring a gadget to a gunfight
Macek doens't suck....he just blows!
Macek has near-death experience.  GIF at 11.
Mach es sehr schnell, rein und raus, Magisches Schwein!
Mach es zu gro~ und hau solange drauf, bis es pa~t
Machete in use
Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Machine Code:  A Language That's Best Left To Machines
Machine Coders do it in bytes.
Machine Dependency:  An Affliction Of Machine Users
Machine Language:  "Zoom, Putt-Putt, Chug-A-Chug-A," Etc
Machine independent code isn't.
Machine language programmers DO IT with a monitor.
Machine language programmers do it bit by bit
Machine language programmers do it very fast.
Machine wash warm ... tumble dry
Machine-Independent Program:  A Program Which Will Not Run On Any Machine
Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-independent program                [Will not run on any machine]
Machine-independent:  Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-indepenent program:  Program that will not run on any machine.
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure. -- Leo Rosten
Machines have less problems.  I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
Machines must run on smoke.  When it escapes, they fail
Machines should work.  People should think
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency - Alan Turing
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives
Machines to save our lives... machines dehumanize
Machines used in demolition are called Cats.  Coincidence?
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
Machinists do it to exacting tolerances.
Machinists drill often.
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Machinists make the best screws.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong
Macho MS programmer  -- "COPY CON EXCEL.EXE"!
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Macho Tim:  Tracker
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
Macho does not prove Mucho.
Macho does not prove Mucho. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Macho feminist: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start
Macho is among the leading causes of death.
Macho woman: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start.
Macho women kickstart their own vibrators
Macho, macho robot! - Tom sings
Macho:  The man who jogs home from a vasectomy
Macindouche...A procedure for deleting old files on a Mac.
Macintonym...Any computer phrase that contains the word "Mac."
Macintosh (n). -- An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
Macintosh - The computer with training wheels
Macintosh - the step between Nintendo and IBM.
Macintosh - when you need your software spoon-fed to you.
Macintosh = Computer with training wheels.
Macintosh Error: 184 - Operator fell asleep while waiting
Macintosh Power PC...Now on sale at Toys-R-Us and 7-11 stores everywhere.
Macintosh Screen Message:  "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Macintosh error message:  Like, bogus keypress, dude!
Macintosh error message:  Like, dude, something went wrong or something.
Macintosh error message: "Something went wrong, dude."
Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"
Macintosh font imitation #127:  SaN fRaNcIsCo
Macintosh is NOT a virus...Viruses *DO* something!
Macintosh is for people who haven't tried OS/2!
Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
Macintosh programmers do it in windows
Macintosh- The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh-PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macintosh. Makers of fine rainwear for over 60 years.
Macintosh....an "Etch-a Sketch" You Don't Have to Shake
Macintosh....just like Nintendo but not as much fun
Macintosh...from the people who brought you the Lisa.
Macintosh...just another rotten Apple.
Macintosh:  An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh:  Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh:  Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh:  The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh:  The only computer for which a keyboard is optional.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you can't shake.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't shake.
Macintosh: An IBM with brains and talent.
Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but fewer games available.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo, but fewer games available
Macintosh: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The OS Hangs!
Macintosh: That single step between Super NES and an IBM.
Macintosh: The computer for the rest of us.
Macintosh: The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: the etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh:MachineAlwaysCrashesIfNotTheOperatingSystemHang
Macintosh=Hackintrash
Macintosh=apple.  Apple=fruit.  QED
Macintosh?  No thanks, I already have a trash can.
Macintosh? No thanks, I already own a paperweight
Macintoshes don't get viruses. Viruses do something
Macintush...the butt of the computer indutry.
Mack the Mouse ANSI Cartoons - Lunatic Fringe
Macka je najbolja covekova prijateljica.
Macooy, bring OUR child! - Eleen
Macro     Macro     Macro
Macro - Expression of surprise, as in "Holy Macro!"
Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro".
Macro head...  haha Micro brain.  Q to Worf
Macro me baby!, Macro me hard!, Macro me fast!
Macro:  A Tasty Saltwater Fish
Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise as in Holy Macro.
Macros will do that to you deary
Macross II!!!!!! ((((((((((((((((((( -=*BOOM*=- )))))))))))))))))))
Macross' little-known cousin:  Alvin the Purple.
Macs are for people who can't understand "COPY" or "DIR".
Macs are to computing what Barney is to entertainment.
Macs are too dumb to understand what a virus is!
Macs make great paperweights.
Macy's Red-Tag Tagline Sale, Sat. & Sun. 9 AM-9 PM!
Mad Cow Disease !  What will those Brits think of next !
Mad Dash To The Outhouse - By Willie Maykit
Mad Dogs & Englishman, who do we kill today.... S.I.Cyr
Mad Nigel sees leg in dam.
Mad about the boy. Norma Desmond
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum set!
Mad cow disease can be neutralized with A-1 Steak Sauce.
Mad cow disease is an udder distaster for the Brits.
Mad cow disease: Encephalopaedia Britannica.
Mad dash, eh, Saddam
Mad dogs and Englishmen make strange bedfellows
Mad enough to kill and they can retain water! - Blonde Desert Storm
Mad love, Shadow love, Random love, and Abandoned love
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ... -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Mad, bad and dangerous to know
Mad:  Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad:  Affected with a lot of intellectual independence
Mad:  Tosses computer from window.  Sane:  Tosses Windows from computer.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of Stan independence.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad: Affected with a lot of intellectual independence.
Madam I'm Adam
Madam! An error, we did the hysterectomy on your husband!
Madam, a Republic, if you can keep it! -Benjamin Franklin
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madam, if a thing is possible, consider it done; the impossible? that will be done. - Charles Alexandre de Calonne
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Madam, my name is Adam.
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. -- W. C. Fields
Madam, this bed/nest is alive.
Madam, this is no laughing matter. - Bashir
Madam:  For whom the belle tolls.
Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender! - Doc Zimmerman
Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender! - The Doctor
Maddam: your washing is done.
Made In Canada
Made In Japan.  (Everything else is.)
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Made for HBO: THe King In Yellow. With free YELLOW SIGN!
Made her look a little like a military man.  Ä Beatles
Made in God's own image, yes sir! - Calvin
Made it back, but we lost him. Radiation poisoning. - Franklin
Made it foolproof, but we have a better grade of fools
Made it, Ma!  Top of the world!    James Cagney
Made my Computer Happy, Deleted OS2, Installed Win 4.
Made my Monday, a great day!  Thank you!
Made on Earth
Made one of these for the kids last Christmas. - Q (D.A.F.)
Made out of gold and you can't be sold - Hendrix
Made this from a soft serve yogurt machine -Tom on gadget
Made you look
Madison Square Garden is round.  Times Square is a triangle
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
Madmyke from Easy Pc BBS, Belgium, Europe.
Madness has no purpose.  Or reason.  But it may have a goal. - Spock
Madness has no purpose.  Or reason.  But it may have a goal. -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor"
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. - Spock
Madness in the method
Madness is hereditary, and you'll get it from your children
Madness is rare in individuals--but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Madness makes sense!
Madness takes a toll - make sure you have the exact change
Madness takes control
Madness takes it toll.  Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll. No change will be given
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll... Exact change please!
Madness takes it's toll...Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's tollPlease deposit exact change..
Madness takes it's tollPlease have exact change.
Madness takes its toll - exact change, please.
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Madness takes its toll.  Have exact change ready.
Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change
Madness takes its toll. Exact change only, please.
Madness takes its toll. Please deposit exact change.
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Madona's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna *is* Italian.  Does she take Zucchini and...?  Never mind!
Madonna -- "[I hope] my child will ge a good [Roman] Catholic like me."
Madonna Gump:  Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madonna Gump:  Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madonna Gump: I am like a box of chocolates.  Eat me!
Madonna Gump: Lak a chocolate, licked for the very 1st time.
Madonna comes to you for pointers
Madonna is a new low in popular culture.
Madonna is the King of the world
Madonna wears the latest in Ferengi female fashion
Madonna will do it in her under garments.
Madonna's legs are nicknamed Seven-11 because they never close
Madonna's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna, behind the green door. --Tamarian Pornography
Madonna, fire phasers at Mr Worf ... Zzzzzap!
Madonna, her clothes off. --Tamarian dirty joke
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
Madrid 1492: Oust infidels!   1992: Welcome folks!
Madrone!  With what I've heard about Klingons & Cherokees, it
Mae West had a Cockatiel...but she preferred a Cock-a-too
Mae West of Borg, come on over and be assimilated some time.
Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me
Mae West's Observation:  To err is human, but it feels divine.&lt;&gt;
Maestro survives lightning hit:  He was a poor conductor.
Maestro's Rule !
Mafia Barney: I love you, you love me. Or else, see?
Mafia DOS:  "Thisa you lasta chance [y/n]?"
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"
Mafia Gump: Chocolates! We don't need so steanking Chocolates!
Mafia hires Pro Wrestlers to assassinate OJ - Nat. Enq. [Duhhhh.]
Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italian
Mafia staff car, keep U hands off
Mafia tagline: U steala my tagline-a, I breaka u keyboarda
Mafioso, n. - One who is oh so Mafia
Mag Tape:  Tape Used On The Wheels Of Cars
Mag-nif-ique 'Bot Tom! - Tom sings
Mage:  The Ascension.
Magenta has just released the dogs.  -- Riff Raff
Magenta has just released... the dogs.
Magenta.  Columbia.  Go and assist @FN@
Magenta.  Columbia.  Go and assist Riff Raff. --Frank N Furter
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Orville.
Mages do it with crystal balls
Mages do it with more Intelligence
Mages do it with their familiars.
Mages don't kill people!  SPELLS kill people!
Mages rule - Darkwood
Maggag:  A perfume strip magazine insert.
Maggie - A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Maggie = Brave on the keyboard, but shy in person
Maggie found the secret of youth.  She lies about her age.
Maggie is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Maggie prefers me talkative, I can tell
Maggie's 51% Sweetheart...49% Bitch.....DON'T PUSH HER!!!
Maggie's so fat, she could sell shade.
Maggie's so fat, she uses the 118 as a Slip n' Slide!
Maggie's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read,"to be continued"
Maggie's so old that she doesn't learn history.  She remembers it.
Maggie, honeyNo I don't feel the 3rd little bump..just the 1st 2.
Maggie, you got me wishing we were hugging and kissing.
Maggie. I may never hold you again..eww, stinky pants! - Homer
Maggie?  Can you point to the credenza?
Maggit:  A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
Magic Book that sticks with you:  The VELCRONOMICON
Magic Johnson did not practice safe sex, and we made him a hero.
Magic Marker...Now you see it, now you    
Magic Mike
Magic Starter Packs come wrapped like cigarettes. Coincidence?
Magic Two-Day Mail Bomb! - Sailor Post Woman
Magic Users do it with their hands.
Magic Users have crystal balls.
Magic and technology, voodoo dolls and chants - Weird Science
Magic doesn't discriminate. Incoming fire has the right of way.
Magic frequencies
Magic is a foot in the door of Time.
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic
Magic is but true love of life and spirit... Magick Happens! May the
Magic is either an elephant by chance
Magic is just undiscovered technology  -- Dr. Strange
Magic is mortal mystery, religion is mortal misery
Magic is mushroom, not a herb... :) (c) Pyc `99
Magic is not an exact science.
Magic is real, unless declared integer.
Magic is seldom spectacular because it seldom needs to be
Magic is the art of courting coincidence
Magic passes ./. gates
Magic runs through my fingers, one touch you'll see!
Magic users DO IT with flare
Magic users DO IT with their hands.
Magic users are WIMPS!
Magic users do it with a puff of smoke
Magic-Users Do It With A Puff of Smoke
Magic-users are no match for fighters. - Fred.  &lt;ZOT!&gt; - Kask
Magic:  The Gathering!  It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic:  The Gathering!  The first vial's free, then it costs ya
Magic: The Addiction
Magic: The Gathering Cards are the SF world's form of crack
Magic: The Gathering weaves a powerful spell.
Magic: The Gathering!  The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Gathering! It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Imitators
Magic: applied coincidence
Magical action,wonderous power,chop wood,carry water
Magical music never leaves the memory. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Magically Endowed Polka-Dotted Sabre-Toothed Giant Space Hamster.
Magicians DO IT with rabbits.
Magicians are a vanishing species.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Magicians do it the rite way.
Magicians do it with a flourish.
Magicians do it with mirrors.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Magicians do it with sleight of hand.
Magicians do it with their wands
Magicians don't toss spells off the tops of their heads.
Magicians never die, they just get a new wand! Old wizards never die;
Magick Happens!
Magick Happens! May the
Magick is as Magick does... by Forest Gumpmancer
Magick is knowledge.  Magick is power. - Raphael, The Awakening
Magick is the ability to shape reality. - Raphael, "The Awakening"
Magick? Imagine what you want...you get it
Magick? Its sorta like popcorn...**pop** where'd that come from?
Magick? NO NO NO! Not the card game!
Magick? No. No animal sacrifices. Unless you count Barney's death
Magick? Ummm.. No, I can't do the Houdini trick
Magick? Yes i know love spells...no...they can't help YOU
Magla me cuvala od pogleda, bojim se sjecanja
Maglev engaged. Be seated to avoid injury. - Seaquest DSV
Magma Giant Space Hamster.
Magna Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Magnag - Magazine renewal sent a year before a subscription runs out
Magnavox Commercials: Stupid. Very Stupid
Magnesium     (Mg)    24.31200
Magnet - Something you find crawling all over a dead cat
Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism
Magnet:  Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Magnetic Core Rules!
Magnetic Tape: Mylar strips useful for bonding ferrous metals.
Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet
Magnocartic - Any car that attracts shopping carts in a p
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
Magnocartic:  An automobile that when left unattended attracts shopping carts.
Magnocartic: Any car that attracts shopping carts in a parking lot.
Magnum dopus: obviously not the famous detective.
Magoo of Borg.You will be,uh,uh, now where are those glasses
Magoo of Borg: You will be... uh... uh... where are those glasses?
Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Magrathea:  We build planets YOUR way. (Magrathean Commercial Council)
Magritte:  ceci n'est pas une tagline
Magus! Thou art mine to defeat! - Frog
Mah homework wuz not stolen by some one-armed d00d
Mah reality check plum bounced.  Cheeeiit.
Mah yo' angry when youse beautiful - Q
Mahatma Gandhi said "You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
Mahjong Players of Borg:  "All your tilesets will be assimilated..."
Mahjong Players of Borg:  "All your tilesets will be assimilated..."
Mahler died for your sins.
Maid's night off, said Tom helplessly. -Edward J O'Brien
Maidenform woman: you never know when she'll be MURDERED
Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of
Maier's Second Law: The bigger the theory, the better
Mail ? What Mail ?  I'm a server, not a Post Office !
Mail Call, Ya' all !
Mail Manager, The Last Frontier !
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Mail Not Found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;B&gt;lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: Kill Sysop? Y/n [Y]
Mail Order Department ?...%$#@& - NOT CARRIED
Mail delivery on  a  Platinum Server!
Mail delivery via Blue Wave!
Mail ducks go "QWK QWK QWK..."
Mail early in the millenium.
Mail found:  praise sysop!
Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to @TO@
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Orville Bullitt.
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mail is there to read.......if u have time
Mail junkie and offline reader pimp!
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Mail me your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill and earn *BIG*.
Mail not found  (A)bort  (R)etry  (B)lame sysop
Mail not found.  (A)bort  (R)etry  (S)mack sysop.
Mail not found.  (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame sysop, (S)cream
Mail not found... Electrocute Sysop? (y/n)
Mail not found:  &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;F&gt;lail arms in panic!
Mail not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;)
Mail not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found:  (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;B&gt;lame the Mail Door!
Mail not found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;anic &lt;B&gt;lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Leprechauns
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame sysop
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Address_Change |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_BBS_Software |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_QWK_Door |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Squish
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_VBBS |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Wrong_Address |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;).
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame Sysop
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: Begin whine/pout sequence? (Y/n)
Mail over! Enter reply to continue
Mail packet not found. Threaten Sysop (Y/y)
Mail packet processed at the Daystrom Insitute of Technology
Mail packet:  Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Mail runs, albeit slowly
Mail waiting! Wow! Must have said something really stupid!
Mail without taglines is like Hockey without Fighting.
Mail your ideas on the back of a $100 bill
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 to: @FROM@
Mail, Mail Everywhere...And Not A Stamp To Lick !
Mail, Mail, The Gang's All Here !
Mail? Female
Mail? Maybe
Mail? Nope
Mail? What?
Mail? Yup
Mail? the latest Couch Potato craze????
Mailing by ship is Cargo...Mailing by car is Shipment...???
Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.
Main Memory:  My Wife's - She Never Forgets Anything
Main Memory:  Remembering Where The Water Line Is
Main Menu: (L)eech Files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Car#
Main Menu: (L)eech files    (B)itch to Sysop    (D)rop Carrier.
Main or Regular Taglines or Star Trekkin'
Main squeeze indeed! I could only WISH for that!
Main target, A-133, Z-165. - Hayase Misa, Macross
Main use of cow hide - keeps the cow in.
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
MainDoor/2 v1.02+, LoraBBS/2 v2.40+, AMU/2 v2.01+, FastEcho/2 v1.50
Mainboard not found .... please reboot your system
Maine - The way life should be
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Mainframe:  the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe: Large advanced storage unit
Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Mainframe: Very expensive peripheral for your PC.
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe: the biggest available PC peripheral
Mainframe? ..We don't need no steenking mainframe!
Mainframes are monsters
Mainiac,Those who leave Maine; Mainer, someone who stays.
Maining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis
Mainly Slow When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
Mains Law: for every action there is an equal and opposite government programme
Mainspring's wound too tight.
Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted? - Calvin
Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
Maintain course andReport! Janeway
Maintain my fish belly white complexion -Tom as pale girl
Maintain my fish belly white complexion... -- Tom Servo
Maintain surveillance. --Kirk    Yassah, massah! --Sulu
Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
Maintained by Jascha Franklin-Hodge
Maintainer's Motto:   If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintaining Entropy.  All ahead reverse.
Maintains professional attitude: A snob -work evaluationese
Maintenance Free:  It's Impossible To Fix
Maintenance free: It's impossible to fix.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Maintenance mode deletes duplicate and close duplicates from database.
Maintenance named it the B5 Triangle. - Garibaldi
Maintenance release - The janitor wrote it!
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Maintenance runs:  The Joy of Checks
Maintenance-free - When it breaks, it can't be fixed
Mairzy doats and dozey doats and little lambsey-divey
Mais Bon Dieu Que Fous Je Ici For God Sake!
Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwing us togever today. --Bishop (TPBride)
Majel Inside -- run your applications FASTER than the speed of light!
Majel Inside -- run your applications at Warp Speed!
Majestic Group, MJ-12, Jason Society..all same thing
Majestic-12 aren't Nazis, they just employ them.
Majesty snatchers! Unhand that highness! - The Tick
Major Frank Burns. - Potter. Just friends, sir! - Hoolihan
Major Hoolihan threw me out of the nurses' tent. - Klinger
Major Kira is a babe by Bajoran standards. - Tim Edwards
Major Kira, do you perform rishathra? ....PLEASE????
Major Kira, report to my hot tub!
Major Kira:"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree."
Major Operation - A job for the Major
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man
Major Tom to Ground Control, can we blast'em off yet?
Major Triad:  Name of the head of the Music Department.
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
Major movements have 2 core stimuli: emotion rejection & economic hurt
Major politicians of that era were ALL Doughy Guys - Crow
Major, Constable, would you care to join us? - Sisko
Major, I just love a woman in uniform!  - Quark
Major, I've never seen you looking so ravishing
Major, I've never seen you more ravishing. Garak
Major, can I have a word with you? - Sisko
Major, larks true pepper.  O'Brien
Major, tow it to 300 metres _off_ the Docking Ring. - Sisko
Major, would you join us? - Sisko
Majordomo bird, hippity hop all the way to the birdie boiler. --Bonzai
Majordoomo: Nostradamus.
Majoring in computer science means that you are always behind
Majorities, of course, start with minorities. -- Robert Moses
Majority Rule can be the worst Tyranny of all
Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all. - Robert A. Heinlein
Majority, n.: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law
Make $400 a month with your computer - THROW IT AWAY!!
Make 'em Laugh - By Joe King
Make 'em Laugh!!
Make 'em laugh.. make 'em cry... make 'em dance in the aisles
Make 'em laugh.. make 'em cry... make 'em dance in the aisles
Make A Cop Come - DAIL 911
Make A Joyful Noise Unto God, All Ye Lands: Sing Forth the Honour of His Name !!
Make Alaska into two states and Texas will be 3rd largest
Make Barney have an intelligent conversation with Howard Stern.
Make Barney play with matches on any windy day in L.A.
Make Barney read anything written by Ivana Trump.
Make Barney walk around in high heels and stockings for a week.
Make Barney watch the programs he recorded.
Make Big $$$!  Become a SysOp!
Make Big $$s!  Become a Musician!  (HAH!!)
Make Blue Wave idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make Everything as Simple as possible, but not simpler
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines &lt;g&gt;.
Make God laugh, Tell her your plans. 
Make God laugh. Tell Her your plans for today.
Make God laugh. Tell Her your plans for today.
Make God laugh.........Tell him your plans for the day.
Make Headlines -- Use a corduroy pillow
Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
Make Lots of Money, Enjoy the Work, Operate Within the Law: Choose 2
Make Love not taglines.
Make Love not war.  Hell, do both; get married!
Make Love, Not War.       Get Married & Do BOTH!
Make Lunch Not War .............................J.Dutton
Make Money The Old Fashioned Way - PRINT IT
Make QFE _your_ Qmodem 4.2 .FON processor!
Make Tea not Love. (Monty Python)
Make The Ceiling Higher! - By Y. C. Stars
Make Up Your Mind  - By Dee Side
Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit.
Make Windows Fly!  Use OS/2 and throw the other
Make Windows fly... put it on the space shuttle
Make Windows go fast: drop it from a balcony.
Make You Die, Your Brain
Make Your Home Secure  - By Havelock Smith
Make Your Marriage Work  - By Stan Byerman
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a  milkshake
Make a Batman movie but don't call Adam West - Crow
Make a F*ing compost pile....Then fertilize your garden
Make a Joyful Noise! ( but deny it if smelled by others )
Make a RUN for the Border...'Taco Bell'.
Make a SysOp happy. Say "Thank you!"
Make a Vet's day just like old times.  Spit on him as he walks by!
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Make a cat bark? Gas, match, kitty go WHOOOOOFF!
Make a cat float? Start with 2 scoops of ice cream
Make a cat meow?  Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW
Make a cat speak dog.  Cover with gasoline, throw match.   WOOF!
Make a deal with the devil - Support Bill Clinton
Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
Make a difference in the world today:  Subtract!
Make a dog meow?  Easy, freeze, run thru saw.  Meeeeoowww
Make a ewe turn? Kiwi says.. I can make her eyes cross!
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Make a firm decision now...  you can always change it later.
Make a friend before you need them.
Make a friend out of your enemy's enemy.
Make a habit of doing things chronologically. It's less confusing that way
Make a joyful noise (but deny it when smelled by others).
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye nations.
Make a joyous noise! (But deny it when smelled by others)
Make a joyous sound!  (Deny it if smelled by others.)
Make a lasting friendship, introduce friends to Smith and Wesson
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Make a little birdhouse in your soul -- TMBG
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Make a living, but make room for life.
Make a politician keep his promise by using a quality Bajoran phaser.
Make a program fool proof and soon some fool will break it.
Make a reasonable offer, need $ for PC Expo!
Make a run for her border at Lesbian Bell.
Make a run for the border!
Make a saving throw?  Sorry, I never learned judo.
Make a sentence from these words:  Face, Sodding, Your, Shut
Make a sound and I'll break your neck. Klingon Torres
Make a wish and it might come true
Make a wish and then make it come true
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make a woman happy! Mail packets and Chocolate!
Make all the laws you want, he's [Kramer] still gonna bother people
Make an appointment for a feminist to take a ride with Susan Smith.
Make an appointment for a gender feminist with Dr. Kevorkian.
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt to take a ride with Susan Smith
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt with Dr. Kevorkian
Make an octopus mad and get an obscene gesture you won't believe!
Make an offer, need cash for PC Expo!
Make another pot of coffee ... I'm gonna read mail.
Make another pot of coffee, dear. I'm going to read mail
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read mail
Make believe I'm a postage stamp
Make believe I'm an ice cream cone
Make believe this came from Dalton, GA!
Make believe this came from Rindge, NH! (97:914/103.1)
Make both love and war:  Get married
Make boyfriend scream during sex, call and tell him who you're with!
Make coffee from freeze-dried fundies!
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
Make deals, not war. -- Swindle
Make each sensation a little bit stronger
Make everyday like your last day on Earth : A lot of whimpering!
Make everything as simple as possible, but not more so.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Albert Einstein
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m.
Make friends with SysOps!  Page them at 3:00 am!
Make friends with Sysops: Page them at 3 A.M.!
Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with a SysOp ..Page them at 3:00 in the morning
Make friends with a SysOp: page at 3:00am.
Make friends with airport security:  Yell BMOB backwards.
Make friends with sysops, page 'em at 3am!
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 AM
Make friends with the Sysop - page him at 3am.
Make friends with the sysops: Page 'em at 4 a.m.!
Make friends with your BBS SysOp: Page him for a [C]hat around 3:00am.
Make friends with your SysOp - page him at 3 a.m.!
Make good habits and they will make you.
Make haste with prudent deliberation
Make hay while the sun shines.
Make headlines -- sleep on a corduroy pillow.
Make headlines!  Use a cordoroy pillow!
Make headway at work.  Continue to let things deteriorate at home
Make heavy demands on your men in practice.  -Rommel
Make her sound like a kazoo - Joel on alien lab tests
Make her sound like a kazoo! -- Joel Robinson
Make him an offer he can't understand.
Make him stop hiiiiitting meeeeee!
Make input easy to proofread.
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
Make it Happen.
Make it SBD, Then hope the dog is still in the room!
Make it SOO - Picard
Make it a Chipper Day !!
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out.
Make it a quick, single thrust! - Claudius Marcus
Make it a spinoff Number One - Capt. Picard
Make it as simple as possible but no simpler
Make it blow. - Picard to air conditioner repairman
Make it do ... Or do without.
Make it do EVERYTHING... but keep it simple
Make it go, Daddy!
Make it idiot proof & someone will make a better idiot!
Make it idiot proof and a better idiot will emerge
Make it idiot proof and someone will come up with a better idiot
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it idiot-proof, and a better idiot will emerge.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it look like we're in serious trouble. Torres
Make it mad?!?!  Are you nuts?!?!  Commander? - Garibaldi
Make it myself?  But I'm a physical organic chemist!
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English
Make it possible to write programs in English and you will find that most programmers cannot write in English
Make it quick, I have important business. --Quark to Odo
Make it right before you make it faster.
Make it sew. - Picard to his tailor.
Make it so
Make it so -- Picard
Make it so Number one - Captain Picard
Make it so! - Patrick Stewart
Make it so!!  -  Capt. Picard
Make it so, Mr. Crusher
Make it so, Pinky. Aye, aye, Brain...er, Captain! Narf!
Make it so, make it so, make it so!  Ä Picard at Christmas
Make it so-da"  - Picard to Replicator
Make it so.
Make it so. - Jean-Luc Picard
Make it so. - Picard
Make it so. Sir? I mean, jam on it; do that thing!
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able toget out
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Make it two beers.  Thinking up taglines is thirsty work.
Make it work before you make it fast
Make it work first before you make it work fast
Make it.. make it... um, er... how does that go? Picard
Make its simple as possible  -  but not simpler
Make like 80% of live births and head out.
Make like Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
Make like Ben Johnson and loose it
Make like Camilla and spread.
Make like Christopher Columbus and sail off.
Make like Fergie and split.
Make like Houdini and disappear.
Make like Imelda Marcos and buy a pair of shoes
Make like Jacques Cousteau and blow this dive.
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Make like Jesus and leave us.
Make like Linda Lovelace and blow.
Make like Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost.
Make like Lorena Bobbitt and cut it.
Make like MacArthur and fade away.
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
Make like a *breeze block* (= brick) and float.
Make like a Canadian, "Eh".
Make like a Catholic and pull out.
Make like a Cobain and die.
Make like a Ferrari and burn rubber.
Make like a GMC truck and blow.
Make like a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of here.
Make like a Mexican dinner and run.
Make like a Sheppard and get the flock out of here
Make like a Tom and Cruise.
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Make like a amoeba and split
Make like a baby and head out!
Make like a bad map and get lost.
Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
Make like a banana and split.
Make like a bee and buzz off.
Make like a bottom and split.
Make like a bowel and move.
Make like a boy and get lost
Make like a boy and get lost (the Lost Boys - Peter Pan).
Make like a breach baby and butt out!
Make like a bread man and hall buns.
Make like a breech baby and butt out!
Make like a breech baby and get out butts outta here.
Make like a breeze block and float
Make like a busboy and get the fork outta here.
Make like a carpenter and screw off.
Make like a cause and get lost
Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).
Make like a check (or cheque) and get lost.
Make like a cheerleader and split.
Make like a chicken and suck seed.
Make like a chimney sweep and haul ash.
Make like a chord and get lost
Make like a chord and get lost (the Lost Chord).
Make like a computer programmer and shoot yourself in the foot
Make like a cow and mooo-ve.
Make like a cow chip and hit the trail
Make like a dick and beat it.
Make like a dick and head out.
Make like a dick and pull out of this hole.
Make like a dirty shirt and take off.
Make like a donkey and haul butt outta here.
Make like a donkey herder and move your butt.
Make like a donkey's dick and hit the road
Make like a drum and beat it!
Make like a dump truck and haul butt.
Make like a fart and blow this hole
Make like a fetus and abort.
Make like a fetus and head out.
Make like a fly and buzz off.
Make like a ghost and vanish.
Make like a glove and get lost.
Make like a goalie and get the puck outta here.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Make like a hairstyle and part.
Make like a hat and go on ahead.
Make like a hippie and blow this joint
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Make like a hockey team and get the puck outta here
Make like a horse and hit the trail.
Make like a jet and take off.
Make like a junkie and blow this joint.
Make like a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
Make like a king and trump
Make like a krieg and blitz.
Make like a leper and depart.
Make like a liberal reality and get lost.
Make like a library and book.
Make like a loser and beat it.
Make like a magician and disappear.
Make like a maid and get the sheet outta here.
Make like a mirage and fade out of here.
Make like a missile and cruise.
Make like a mountain climbing expedition and get lost.
Make like a network and disconnect.
Make like a new bride's panties and take off.
Make like a newborn baby and head out.
Make like a newsreader and reply!
Make like a nose and boogie!
Make like a nose and run.
Make like a nosebleed and head back.
Make like a nut and bolt.
Make like a nylon and run.
Make like a pair of nickers and skid.
Make like a pay cheque and get lost.
Make like a phantom and vanish.
Make like a plane and jet.
Make like a plane and take off
Make like a plumber and get the crap outta here.
Make like a potato and chip.
Make like a prom dress and take off.
Make like a quarterback and take a hike.
Make like a rawhide bra and round 'em up and head 'em out.
Make like a sanitary towel...and press on.
Make like a serealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
Make like a sewer and get the dung outta here.
Make like a sheep and flock off.
Make like a sheepherder and get the flock out of there
Make like a shepherd and get the FLOCK out of here!
Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
Make like a snail and leave a trail.
Make like a software pirate and get the phrack out of here.
Make like a strawberry and jam.
Make like a stripper and take off.
Make like a surrealist and fill a bath with orange juice.
Make like a tailor and get your butt in gear.
Make like a terrorist and blow this place.
Make like a toilet and bog off.
Make like a toilet and get the crap outta here.
Make like a tomato and ketchup.
Make like a train and leave tracks.
Make like a tree and go away
Make like a tree and leaf.
Make like a tribe and get lost
Make like a tribe and get lost (the lost tribes of Israel).
Make like a virgin and lose it.
Make like a weekend and get lost
Make like a weekend and get lost (John Lennon's lost weekend).
Make like a wheel and spin.
Make like a zit and head out.
Make like an alligator and drag ass
Make like an alligator and drag your butt out of here.
Make like an amoeba and split.
Make like an amputee and depart.
Make like an atom and split.
Make like an e-mail network and lose it.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Make like an envelope and get stuffed!!.
Make like an epileptic and shake a leg.
Make like an exorcist and get the devil outta here
Make like an exorcist and get the hell out of here
Make like an ice cube and melt.
Make like an insect and fly.
Make like cheap jeans and fade out of here.
Make like dandruff and flake off.
Make like deodorant and roll on
Make like diarrhea and run.
Make like horse dung and hit the trail.
Make like jelly and jam
Make like keys and get lost.
Make like lightening and bolt.
Make like moose dung and hit the trail.
Make like mul and head.
Make like one sock and get lost.
Make like peanut butter and jam.
Make like poo and ooz.
Make like silverware and get the fork out of here.
Make like smoke and dissipate.
Make like some crusty boxers and take off.
Make like the Sahara and desert.
Make like the birds and flock off
Make like the dew and evaporate.
Make like the wind and blow.
Make like traffic and jam.
Make like virginity and get lost.
Make like whiplash and disappear
Make like your girlfriend and blow me?
Make like your hand and beat it!.
Make like your head and come to a point.
Make like your mother and |=////&gt; me.
Make like, Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
Make like, Marilyn Chambers and blow! (works with any porn star)
Make like, Put an egg in your shoe and beat it
Make like, a Canadian, Eh.
Make like, a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of her
Make like, a breech baby and butt out!
Make like, a donkey and haul ass outta here
Make like, a donkey herder and move your ass
Make like, a dump truck and haul ass
Make like, a hairstyle and part.
Make like, a horse's dick and hit the road
Make like, a plane and take off
Make like, a serialist and fill a bath with orange juice
Make like, a sheep and get the flock outta here
Make like, a terrorist and blow this place.
Make like, a tree and get out of here
Make like, a virgin and loose it
Make like, an alligator and drag your ass out of here
Make like, an insect and fly
Make like, whiplash and disappear and reappear again
Make love AND war : Get married !
Make love line war
Make love not Taglines
Make love not war people probably flunked both.
Make love not war. Get married and do both.
Make love not war: People who probably flunked both
Make love not waror get married and do both.
Make love or fight.  Get married and do both.
Make love to a Democrat ........Hug a Tree!
Make love when you can, it's good for you. - Kurt Vonnegut
Make love with a teacher, it's educational
Make love, net wahr ?
Make love, not babies !
Make love, not clones !
Make love, not dog pounds Garfield
Make love, not justice !
Make love, not sense !
Make love, not soup!
Make love, not war - see me for details
Make love, not war -*- Make love like war !
Make love, not war -- but be prepared for both
Make love, not war!  Get married, do both!
Make love, not war! (See SysOp for details.)
Make love, not war.  Be prepared for both.
Make love, not war.  Or get married and do both.
Make love, not war. Be prepared for both
Make love, not war. See me for details...
Make love, not war...but be prepared for both.
Make love, not war;  get married and do both!
Make love, not war; be prepared for both
Make love, not war; get married and do both!
Make love, they haven't figured out how to tax it yet.
Make manners your watchword in everything you do. - Stu Redman
Make me an instrument of Thy peace. -- St. Francis of Assisi
Make me an offer!!    (I need cash for PC Expo!)
Make me an offer.  I have a computer to support!!
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it - Troi
Make me dinner, and perhaps I'll consider it!
Make me feel like a woman, ask me to do laundry
Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!
Make me scream with pain, then kick me once again, & say we'll never part
Make me. Tanya
Make millions: Start a restaurant called No Stupid Birthday Songs
Make mine a "Cub" sandwich! - Shenzi
Make mine a Class 20 Autocannon
Make mine an Assault Mech
Make mistakes and confuse the enemy. - The Doctor
Make money fast: don't give it any food
Make more than you, ya'fruit - Mike
Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Make my day.  Make me whole again - Tori Amos
Make new friends but cherish the old ones.
Make new friends but keep the old ones;  One is silver and the other's gold
Make new friends but keep the old. Like silver and gold.
Make new friends but keep the old...One is silver and the other gold.
Make new friends, but cherish the old ones. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Make new friends, but keep the old.  One is silver...the other, gold.
Make no campaign promises you have not already kept.
Make no little Plans. They have no Magic to stir Mens' Blood
Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men's blood. - D. B. Hudson
Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood. -- Daniel Hudson Burnham
Make offer or buy all for $100.00 Shipping or COD not included.
Make our eyes flow with joy, hearts dance with comforts
Make peace not war...now try and
Make peace not war...now try and tell it to a red dragon!
Make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
Make photons the old fashioned way - burn stuff
Make plans as complex as necessary, but give simple orders.
Make possible the impossible, complete the incomplete, eff the ineffible
Make rice, not war.
Make somebody happy.  Mind your own business!
Make someone happy today - mind your own business
Make someone happy today: Mind yer OWN darn business!
Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today
Make someone happy.  Mind your own business.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the car behind you.
Make something fool-proof, and someone will make a better fool
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a be
Make something idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make something positive out of something negative.
Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
Make sure all variables are initialized before use.
Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth
Make sure brain is loaded before shooting off mouth!
Make sure comments and code agree.
Make sure the file is convertible.
Make sure they know this is just an informal session. - Sisko
Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death. Jewish Proverb
Make sure you get water in every wound - Crow
Make sure you've got plenty of film in your camera
Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully.
Make sure your part is gouged into your skull - Crow
Make taglines, not love
Make ten copies of this tagline and send it to ten friends.
Make that Nag screen pretty and I'll register your prog!
Make that computer Talk and Sing!
Make that paranoia of yours pay off for once... - Cobra to Rollins
Make that two hearing aids, straight up!
Make the Moor thank me, love me, and reward me
Make the best of bad situations
Make the draft Retroactive.  Send Clinton to Vietnam
Make the familiar, the exotic familiar. -Mikhezia
Make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes
Make the most of an uncertain future.
Make the most of hemp seed.  Sow it everywhere. - George Washington
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.
Make the rules for your children clear, fair & consistent
Make the same mistakes twice and you won't have time for new ones!
Make the world a better place...go off and die somewhere.
Make them eat wake
Make them fear government - Lenin
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them lay down and die -Floyd
Make them mad, make them sad, make them add two and two -Floyd
Make them me, make them you, make them do what you want them to
Make them?!?!  I'm having enough trouble stealing them!
Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler
Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Einstein
Make this evening a memorable one
Make this your motto: Don't die until you are dead.
Make those steaks well done, darlin'. I don't want no pets.
Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be co
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Make up a language and ask people for directions. It is much easier to be
Make up a language and ask people for directions. It is much easier to be critical than to be correct
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. - Thomas Henry Huxley
Make up your mind!  The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind, Bill Clinton and stick with your decision!
Make up your mind, Edwin! The chicken is getting confused!
Make up your mind; do you want us to patronize you or not?
Make us feel tough and wouldn't Maggie be pleased? - Floyd
Make war not love
Make way for Dark Helmet
Make way for the Ku Klux Clowns! -- Tom Servo
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER  HAS  ARRIVED!!
Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit
Make welfare as hard to get as business permits.
Make wind chimes of the Holy Rings for all I care!
Make with the chow, broads! - Crow
Make with the chow, broads! -- Crow T. Robot
Make with the death! - Crow during dull scene
Make with the death! -- Crow T. Robot
Make you wife mad during sex.....Call her up.
Make your 486 a Game boy; type WIN3 at the C:\&gt;.
Make your 486-50 perform like a Gameboy, use Windoze.
Make your PC a Gameboy; type WIN at the C:\&gt;
Make your boyfriend angry during sex: Point and laugh!
Make your boyfrined angry during sex: Tell him he's doing it wrong!
Make your captain wear a condom or don't let him into your foxhole.
Make your choice, fighting man.  me or the Fremen. -- Tuek
Make your congressman work. Don't re-elect him.
Make your dreams your goals, not your goals your dreams.
Make your mark in this world or at least spray in each corner.
Make your money with a suit and a tie
Make your opponent think you know more than you know - Sheriaden
Make your own XT!  Run your 386 under Windows!
Make your own XT: run Windows on a 486
Make your own tribble:  Pull the legs off your hamster!
Make your peace with the gods. Urza to Londo
Make your peace, Mr. Rollins... - Eisen
Make your taglines funnier - add the word weasel to them
Make your wife angry during sex.  Call her up.
Make your wife angry during sex: Phone her.
Make your wife angry during sex: call her up.
Make your wife co-sysop, share the blame.
Make your wife mad during sex..Call her up.
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one rascal less in the world. - Thomas Carlyle
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen
Make yourself necessary to somebody -- Emerson
Make yourself necessary to somebody. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make yourselves at home. - Sisko
Make-up improves Mother Nature but doesn't fool Father Time.
Make... the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay
Make: Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
Makeout police!  Come out with your lips up! -- Mike Nelson
Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language.
Makes headlines! Use a corduroy pillow
Makes its own sauce!
Makes life easy, anyway.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
Makes me feel like I'm driving. (Jerry)
Makes me wanna stay, what they said was real, makes me wanna steal
Makes me want 2 write poetry - or eat M&Ms,I 4get which.
Makes me want to write poetry - or bake a ham, I forget which. - Dot
Makes more sense when you're tripping.
Makes my do-lap proud! - Mike
Makes my head hurt
Makes no difference...He's Alive!!!!
Makes of Cars
Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?  Can we have your liver?
Makethe taglines go awaaaaaaay
Makin' all the world a sunny day
Makin' her shake like a Californian quake.
Making Explosives: Stan Wellback
Making Problems ? No Problem ! Solving them - a new one !
Making S'mores! - Crow on buring building
Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author. --Jean de la Bruyere
Making a book is as much a craft as making a clock.
Making a deal with Congres
Making a deal with Congress is like paying a cannibal to eat you last.
Making a fool of yourself isn't so bad if you realize who did it.
Making a living selling lemonade.
Making a mistake is falling down, failure is not getting up again. - Helen Keller
Making abortion illegal will only cause illegal abortions
Making all his nowhere plans for no collective.
Making believe that you just don't feel the same
Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Making energy is making magic, making magic is making love
Making every promise empty
Making fun of something is the sincerest form of envy
Making love Twenty Times a Day,  by Dick Kurtz
Making love ain't a game, it's an art form.
Making love and Breaking hearts, it is a game for you
Making love and she has a 4 hour orgasm then I realize she's epileptic.
Making love is a mental illness that wastes time & energy. -China 1971
Making love to his tonic and Gin -Billy Joel
Making magic is making love
Making me thense to watch the way she breed...Fear,
Making money doesnt OBLIGE people to forfeit thier honor or thier conscience. - Baron Guy De Rothschild
Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. -Klaus Kinski
Making mud pies double oh seven? - Blofeld (D.A.F.)
Making mud pies double oh seven? - Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever)
Making of a Terrorist - Mike
Making of a Terrorist... -- Mike Nelson
Making payments on the orthodontist's Porsche!
Making preliminary search of area - Crow in Deep 13
Making preliminary search of area... -- Crow T. Robot
Making rules is easy, but living by them is virtually impossible
Making the most of the raw meterials of  futility. --Vonnegut
Making this clock run again will be a breeze, Tom said windily.
Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next one
Making tomorrow's mistakes today!
Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine. - F!
Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine. - Freakazoid
Mala Jela na travicu sela,termite broji dok se lozom poji
Mala Mira kurca ne bira.
Malaria - Several shopping Stores
Malayalam (language of the Malayali people in Kerala, southern India).
Malcolm X - skip the movie, read the book
Malcolm X?  I haven't even seen Malcolm IX yet!
Malcolm X?  Never saw the first 9!!?
Malcom  X?  Whatever  happened to I through  IX???
Male    :-  Female  &gt;-
Male Child Abuse:  Football in school and calling it education.
Male Feminist, n. - A man who will tell any lie to get laid
Male Feminist, n. - A simpering, pussy-whipped wimp
Male Power: paying *her* to be her bodyguard (aka dating).
Male Republicans vote for Bush!!!!
Male Rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow
Male and female he created them. - Genesis 1:27
Male bashing is not feminism.  Male bashing is sexism.
Male bonding:  Half a dozen guys glued to a TV
Male bonding:  Half a dozen guys glued to a TV watching football.
Male bonding:  Half a dozen guys glued to a TV.
Male bonding: Half a dozen guys glued to a TV watching football.
Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
Male compassion
Male feminists are sheep in sheepskin clothing. Ewe guys are terrific.
Male gender biased - prefers men who shave their chests
Male golfers wriggle their feet to get their stance right - they look like cats preparing to pee
Male gynecologists are like auto mechanics who never owned a car. --Carrie Snow
Male homosexuals need to RECTIFY their situation! 
Male menopause: Change of wife.
Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.
Male-bashing is a hate crime
Malek's Law:  Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way
Males and money don't mix.
Males get PMS too--they catch it from females.
Males: primary victims of all violent crimes except rape.
Maleski!  This guy's a pig...and so are you.  Did you program this guy
Mali je pokrio lice rukama, ali je ostao bez bubrega
Malibu Barbie Car! - Mike
Malibu Barbie Car! -- Mike Nelson
Malice can always find a mark to shoot at, and a pretence to fire! - Charles Simmons
Malice drinks one-half of its own poison - Seneca
Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power.
Malice is sour, it is the quality of a bad mind
Malice supplies age
Malice:merely stupidity raised to a higher power
Malicious error.  Desqview found on drive
Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! - Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas
Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it.
Mallard: brand of awful smelling soap -JCF
Mallet!...Anvil!...Squeeze toy! - Earthworm Jim, during fight
Mallets by Bashum & Warner of Beverly Hills.
Mallwaltzist - Person hired to demonstrate pianos and org
Mallwaltzist - Person hired to demonstrate pianos and organs in malls.
Malmborg in Plano!
Malpractice makes malperfect.
Malpractice makes malperfect.-- Solomon Short
Maltese Alien: Been there, done that!
Maltigo    : Mall confusion about which direction one entered from.
Mam, we need another breathalizer, try using this
Mama Burger, Papa Burger... Hmmm
Mama Cass summed it up best when she said, `GaKCHH'! -- Leary
Mama Mama Mama weer all crazee now!
Mama always said...: Life is a box of chocolates.
Mama always says, "Life is like a box of Moxes."
Mama corn to baby corn...the stalk brought you.
Mama don' 'low no Pseudonecrobeastaphilaphobia round here
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's!
Mama get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head
Mama moth to baby moth: lf you don't eat up all your gabardine you won't get any crepe de chine!
Mama said there would be days like this
Mama said they were my magic shoes. Forrest Gump
Mama say stupid is as stupid does. - Forrest Gump
Mama told me not to come. --Three Dog Night
Mama told me there'd be years like these.
Mama warned me about @TO@!
Mama warned me about Orville Bullitt!
Mama warned me about Orville!
Mama warned me about women like Orville!
Mama warned me about women like Taxi!
Mama wore a leather nursing bra
Mama! Not my kind of rock and roll. - Modo
Mama's Don't let her babies grow up to be Sysop's
Mama's don't let'chur babies grow up to be SysOps
Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you -Pink Floyd
Mama's got a squeezebox; Daddy doesn't sleep at night
Mama, can we watch `Much Before Nothing' again? -- Carl Chamness
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines
Mama, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate.
Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time.  Elizabeth Taylor
Mama, life had just begun, now it seems I've gone and blo
Mama, life had just begun, now it seems I've gone and blown it all away
Mama, put my guns in the ground, I can't shoot them anymore. - Bob Dylan
Mama, take this BATCH off of me
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be moderators
Mamas don't let your daughters marry O.J.!
Mamas dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be taglines
Mamas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Mamie Eisenhouwer-y? - Mike on odd 50s woman
Mamie Eisenhowery? -- Mike Nelson
Mamie Van R-r-r-r-r-r! - Tom leers
Mamma Tagline & her babies -&gt; -&gt; -&gt; -&gt; -&gt; =====&gt;&gt;
Mamma didn't have no mouth... - Earthworm Jim
Mamma we're all crazy now....SLADE
Mamma's dont' let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be Trek Fans
Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be lawyers
Mammogram - A telegram to Mom
Mammon-the god of the world's leading religion. A. B
Mammy!  Don'cha reco'nize me! --Sailor Neptune, SN
Mamogram: A telegram to Mom.
Man  who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!
Man &lt;looking at spotted dress&gt;: "Polka dot?"  Dot: "If you insist..."
Man (n) an abbeviation of woman
Man Accused Of 'Passing Gas'
Man Fly Upside Down Have Crack-Up!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Man Grows New Finger: Docs Stumped
Man Looketh on The Outward Appearance, But the Lord Looketh on The Heart !!
Man Loves A Rubber Woman'.
Man MUST reach for the stars, else he will wither and die -Heinlein
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Man Shoots Sparks When He Passes Gas!
Man Shot, Stabbed; Death By Natural Causes Ruled
Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charges
Man Sues Over Mouse Head In Peanuts
Man Vs. Beer: A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer can't interrupt.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't snore.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't sulk.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer never needs a shave.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer tastes good.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer will only come when you want it to.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer won't switch the TV channel.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer won't tease you because you once liked Manilow.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
Man Vs. Beer: A beer wouldn't waste its money on Play bee
Man Vs. Beer: A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
Man Vs. Beer: Hangovers go away.
Man Vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Man Vs. Beer: Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
Man Vs. Beer: You don't have to let a beer win.
Man Who Jump Out Of Airplane Without Parachute Jump To Conclusion
Man against machine: Sonic Soldier Borgman vs. the Borg. Man wins
Man and mouse alike,  both end up in pussy.  Ä Confucius
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted
Man and wife make one fool.
Man and woman - two mutually symbiotic species
Man are those creatures with two legs and eight hands
Man attacked and killed by toilet bowl.
Man be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, piss on it
Man belongs wherever he wants to go. -- Wernher von Braun
Man bites mad dog feminist, film at eleven.
Man born of woman is few of days & full of trouble.- Job
Man can have unity if Man will give up freedom. -- Auden
Man can not live on beer alone. But it's sure fun trying
Man can not live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
Man can produce nothing - Modify or consume - To modify h
Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies. - George Sanders
Man cannot know God intimately on the basis of reasoning
Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but a woman sure can
Man cannot live on beer alone..but its fun trying!!
Man cannot live on bread alone; that's why there's orange marmelade.
Man cannot live on head alone.
Man cannot live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
Man caught steaing taglines from Congress, News at 11.
Man charged with theft after attacking pizza
Man claims U.S. Constitution plagiarized from High School essay.
Man created God in his own image.
Man developed faith to meet a God already there.
Man didn't find the animals amusing. -- Nietzsche
Man dies with overheated imagination....News at 11
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx
Man does not live by bread alone, but by the Word of God!
Man does not live by bread alone. But he damned well doesn't live without it, either
Man does not live by bug fixes alone. Ä The Super-User
Man does not live by chocolate alone
Man does not live by coffee alone Have a cigarette
Man does not live by coffee alone.  Have a danish!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Doughnut!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man does not live by lesbians alone.
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson
Man doesn't have to be inherently evil - he's inherently stupid
Man doesn't live by bread alone - many get by on crust
Man doth not live by bread alone. - Deuteronomy 8:3
Man dreads fame as a pig dreads fat. -Oriental Proverb
Man fails to protect, persecution results; women fail, she is protected
Man finds winning lottery ticket in dog's mouth.
Man forgives anything but the wit to outwit him. &lt;Minna Antim&gt;
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him. - Minna Antrim
Man from NYC: Connecticut? WHOA! Ya mean...you've seen a tree?
Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas.
Man has a cock that won't crow.
Man has his will  Woman has her won't!
Man has his will - but woman has her way
Man has his will - but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Man has his will,  but woman has her way!
Man has his will.  Woman has her won't!
Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Allen
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity
Man has never been the same since God died. -- Millay
Man has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments
Man has no automatic code of survival.
Man has only two primary passions: To get and to beget
Man has the True Religion---several of them!-Mark Twain
Man has the one true religion.  Several of them!  -- Twain
Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more
Man hays the one true religion.  Several of them! -- Twain
Man hits smiling psychic - says he was just striking a ha
Man hunts in sport... the beast dies in ernest.
Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers - Confucius
Man in line: Hey, who the hell do you think you're pushing? Other man: I don't know--what's your name?
Man in love with dimple make mistake marrying whole girl.
Man in need is equal to the animal
Man invented Alcohol.  God invented Grass.  Who do you trust?
Man invented alcohol; God invented pot. Who do you trust?
Man invented language in order to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy a deep need to complain.
Man invents invisible car - car lost in parking lot!
Man is God's version of virtual reality.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbicile. - A.Schweitzer
Man is a complex being, he makes deserts bloom and lakes die
Man is a dog's best friend, and a cat's slave.
Man is a dog's idea of God
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.- Andre Malraux
Man is a dog's idea what God should be.
Man is a dominating animal by his nature. - Hobbes
Man is a fool, always wanting what is not.
Man is a god in ruins
Man is a history making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind. - W. H. Auden
Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade. -- P.J. Bailey
Man is a piece of the universe made alive
Man is a piece of the universe made alive -- Emerson
Man is a piece of the universe made alive.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. -- Oscar Wilde
Man is an animal that makes bargains. - Adam Smith
Man is an animal that thinks.  A chicken is an animal that...clucks
Man is an animal that thinks; chicken is an animal that flies.
Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains
Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains -- JEAN ROSSEAU
Man is born into trouble, as the sparks fly upward. - Job 5:7
Man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward..Old Test., Job
Man is by nature a political animal -- Aristotles
Man is by nature a political animal.            Aristotle
Man is free to think as his reason tells him. -- Spinoza
Man is great by thought. --Blaise Pascal
Man is his own worst enemy. -Cicero
Man is incomplete until he is married - then he is finished
Man is more ape than many of the apes. -- Nietzsche
Man is not a pet.  Man is one of Nature's mistakes.
Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.
Man is not made for defeat.   &lt;Spencer Tracy&gt;
Man is not so much a rational animal as he is a rationalizing animal
Man is not the creature of circumstances; circumstances are the creatures of men. - Benjamin Disraeli
Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Man is nothing else than fetid sperm, a sack of dung, the food for worms ... You have never seen a viler dunghill. - St. Bernard of Clairaux
Man is only truly great when he acts from passion. -- Disraeli
Man is powerless to resist evil if he does not recognize it as such
Man is quite insane. - Montaigne
Man is so made that he can find relaxation from one kind of labour by taking up another. - Anatole France
Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibility vanishes. - Jean de la Fontaine
Man is something more than a carcass loosely coupled to a ghost. - Sir Cyril Burt
Man is something to be surpassed. -- Nietzsche
Man is star-stuff that has taken over its own destiny. - Carl Sagan
Man is that he might have joy. - Joseph Smith
Man is the animal who thinks he isn't an animal
Man is the bad child of the universe.
Man is the highest animal -- Man does the classifying
Man is the measure of all things.  --Protagoras
Man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to -- Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
Man is the only animal that eats when he is not hungry, drinks when he is not thirsty, and makes love at all seasons. - Unknown
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature
Man is the only animal that walks upright and carries a slanted point of view. - Anonymous
Man is the only animal which blushes.  Or needs to. -- Twain
Man is the only animal with the True Religion--Several, in Fact
Man is the only animal with the true religion...several of them- Twain
Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device
Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekhov
Man is, by his constitution, a religious animal. -- Burke
Man kann keine Eier zerbrechen, ohne da~ einige davon auf den Boden fallen
Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.  Ä Confucius
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times
Man killed by family cat, after shooting it eight times.
Man kills family at breakfast table, says he did it for "KIX"!
Man looks into the abiss, and sees himself
Man loves liberty -- Jose Marti
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
Man made alcohol.  God made marijuana.  Who are you going to trust?
Man made beer.  God made pot.  In God we trust
Man made beer; God made grass, who do you trust.
Man made booze, God made grass -- who do YOU trust?
Man made man
Man made man,man will destroy humanity
Man may often be funniest when he least means to be.
Man may rule, but cats really don't care
Man may work from sun to sun, but woman's work is never done.
Man must be faithful to himself. - Paine
Man must choose whether to be rich in things or in the freedom to use them. - Ivan Illich
Man must learn to gently dominate
Man must put an end to war or war will put an end to man
Man must reach for the stars, else he will wither and die.
Man must shape his tools lest they shape him. -- Arthur R. Miller
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit
Man of 85 streaks through flower shop..wins best dried arrangement!
Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets.
Man often abolishes God.  Luckily, God is more forgiving!
Man often abolishes God;forturnately God is more tolerant
Man only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Man pines to live but cannot endure the days of his life.
Man piss in wind, wind piss back
Man proposes, God disposes. -- Thomas `a Kempis
Man says body is his wife, but she tells police it isn't.
Man seen pushing clone off bell tower busted for obscene clone fall.
Man shall follow my command, Sorcery shall conquer my fear.
Man shall not live by bread alone...he must have peanut butter
Man shall not live by bread alone..New Testament, Matthews
Man shot in back, head found in street
Man should BE upright, not be KEPT upright
Man should be like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, piss on it.
Man should learn how to mastabate - come in handy
Man should learn to masturbate ... come in handy !!
Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud
Man stagnates if he has no ambition,
Man stand for long time with mouth open before roast duck fly in. - Chinese Proverb
Man standing on toilet is high on pot
Man stands in corner with hands in pocket not feel crazy, feels nuts.
Man still bears the indelible stamp of his lowly origin. --Darwin.
Man swallows frog.  Doctors fear he might croak.
Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth
Man that lightening sounds clo........NO CARRIER
Man that lightning sounds clo.*&^^%$@~NO CARRIER
Man that was one big TAGLINE file glad that over
Man the battlestations - someone wants to reason with us!
Man this runway is short.. Yea, But look how wide it is
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam
Man trapped in sewer eat s#it and die
Man trapped in whore house get jerked around
Man trouble? Don't those words automatically go together?
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy. -- Albert Einstein
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory - must be willing to travel.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing
Man was given a sense of humor to console him for what he is
Man was god's first mistake, woman was God's second mistake
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired
Man was predestined to have free will.
Man was so vis, and then he made Windows.
Man was triumphant. Armed with the faith and the will, that even the darkest ages couldn't kill. - Billy Joel
Man weighs the deeds, but God weighs the intentions
Man whitewashes; God washes white.
Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who arrives at party two hours late finds he has been beaten to the punch
Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Man who can catch fly with chopsticks can achieve anything
Man who dance in crowded ballroom dance cheek to cheek with woman behind him
Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have s#!tty time
Man who drop watch in toilet have s#itty time
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons
Man who eat pussy do lip service
Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass makespectacle of self.
Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew
Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Man who fart in church, sit in pew alone. - Confucius
Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
Man who farts in church sit on pew.  Ä Confucius
Man who farts in church sits in own pew. (Confucius)
Man who farts in church sits on own pew
Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night
Man who fight with wife in morning, get no piece at night.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed
Man who finger woman during her period,  gets caught red handed
Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs (Confucius)
Man who fly plane upside down all cracked up
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man who fly upside-down have crack up!
Man who fu&lt;k turkey eat stuffing
Man who fu&lt;k ugly dog get howled at
Man who get hit by car get that run down feeling
Man who get kick in testicles left holding the bag
Man who get paid pick up chick
Man who gets kicked in testicles is left holding bag.
Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow
Man who go out with flat chested woman have right to feel low.
Man who go through  airport  turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok
Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat
Man who go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly fingers.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution in hand
Man who goes through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok
Man who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand.
Man who goto bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with brown finger
Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.
Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Man who invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who keep money in jockstrap has financial matters all balled up
Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
Man who knows better wants woman not quite that old
Man who kwitisizes moduwator gets node bwoke
Man who lay girl on hill not level
Man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth
Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth.
Man who leave navy leave best friends behind
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off
Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!
Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who marries bustless woman have right to feel low dow
Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down
Man who marry girl with no bust, should feel low down.
Man who mastabate only screwing himself
Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Man who meows ate pussy!
Man who neglects his duty as a citizen isn't entitled to his rights.
Man who paints on toilet door is a s#ithouse painter
Man who pull out too fast leave rubber
Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end
Man who put cream in tart not always baker. --Confucius
Man who put cream in tart not necessarily pastry cook
Man who put dick in peanut butter is fu&lt;king nuts
Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day
Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!
Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
Man who put woman on ground have peace on earth.
Man who puts hand on knob, opens the door
Man who read woman like a book, Prefer braille edition
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.45% shown
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!
Man who says it cannot be done, should not interrupt woman doing it.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
Man who screws near graveyard is fu&lt;king near dead
Man who screws woman on hill not on level. -- Confucius
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
Man who sit on jelly roll have rear end in jam
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky
Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night
Man who sleeps with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger
Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle
Man who snatch kisses when young does vice versa when old
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
Man who stand on toilet get high on pot
Man who stands on toilet be very high on pot
Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot
Man who stands on toilet is high on POT!
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius)
Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.
Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things Ä Confucius
Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Man who take fools advice, wind up very foolish person
Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Man who walks center of road gets hit from BOTH sides!
Man who walks thru closing airport gates is going to Bangkok
Man will never be contented until he conquers death.
Man will never fly.  Space travel is merely a dream.  All aspirin is alike
Man will survive into eternity he's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
Man will ultimately be goved by God or tyrants. -Benjamin Franklin
Man with 42 bullet wounds killed in Gang War walks away!
Man with Severe Headaches finds a spoon under his Scalp!
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump. (Confucius)
Man with atletic finger make broad jump.
Man with balls of steel fears only a scorned woman with magnetic scissors
Man with closed mouth gathers no foot!
Man with dick in peanut butter is fu&lt;king nuts
Man with erection who walks into a wall, breaks his nose.
Man with hand in bush...Not necessarily trimming shrubs
Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.
Man with hand in pocket is having a ball
Man with hands in pockets always on the ball
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day.  Ä Confucius
Man with holes in pockets feels nuts
Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.  Ä Confucius
Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
Man with ice cubes wishes to meet woman with Scotch
Man with no legs bums around
Man with no name:Silicon Trip
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man with steel balls not play with magnets.
Man with tool in hand not neccesarily fixing car
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist
Man with vasectomy :   O-//-&gt;
Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Man without a cat purring on his lap is like a tagline without a perio
Man year:730 people working feverishly 'til noon
Man your ships!  And may the Force be with you!
Man!  She's good! - The Tick
Man!  Smell those trees.  Smell those Douglas firs. -Dale Cooper
Man! That was REALLY WEIRD! How long was I out?
Man's 'Serious' Condition An Improvement Over Death
Man's chief end is to glorify God, and enjoy Him forever
Man's constitutional rights conflict with woman's protection, bye rights
Man's greatest problem is man himself.
Man's greatest problem is man himself. - Billy Graham
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision
Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn.
Man's love is of man's life a part; it is a woman's whole existance. - Lord Byron
Man's mind compared to God's Mind is but an insignificant reflection! Albert Einstein
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr
Man's reach must exceed his grasp, for why else the heavens?
Man's reach should exceed his overbite
Man's religions... Satan's idea, not God's!
Man's rights can be violated only by the use of physical force.
Man's the bad child of the universe -- Oppenheim
Man's three stages in life: Tri-weekly, Try weekly, Try weakly
Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between the desire to stand out and the need to blend in. -- Sydney J. Harris
Man, Barnaby Jones had better fight scenes than this movie!
Man, Hasselhoff can't suck it in like THIS guy - Mike
Man, Hello Kitty doesn't like being called a dyke.
Man, I Knew You Were Stupid!, But Your A Nincum Poop - Ren.
Man, I ain't gettin' nowhere. I'm just livin' in a dump like this. - Bruce Springsteen
Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!
Man, I hate it when my Tagline ends up being to long for
Man, I really like cattle - Crow as Texan
Man, I really smelled up the joint - Mike
Man, I'm all choked up now
Man, I'm almost glad I wasn't there...  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Man, I'm tired of being right. - Ace Ventura
Man, I've never told such a lie... at least, not fully clothed
Man, an animal that makes bargains. - Adam Smith
Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble
Man, born of woman, is of few days- Job 5:5
Man, does he ever stop telling war stories? - Keffer
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Man, if we could see that, it would be *so* scary! -- Joel
Man, if you can't out-act a post- Crow
Man, is Danny gonna be mad.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
Man, my friend...we will throw rocks at them.  --Mike the Computer
Man, night falls fast around here! -- Joel Robinson
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Man, that lightning sounds clos»³Æßë¶Á×? NO CARRIER
Man, that was *awful*! -- Crow T. Robot
Man, that was -awful-!
Man, that's a short runway..  Yea, but sure is wide though
Man, that's classic compulsive behaviour ...Wow, free beer!
Man, the air is bumpy today.  Hopefully I haven't got a flat.
Man, the pressure to come up with a tagline is killing me
Man, the secrets of sympathetic magic stink! - Peter Puppy, EWJim
Man, these mini-malls are EVERYWHERE! - P.Puppy, edge of the universe
Man, this chin is filthy - Mike
Man, this guy has some attitude huh! - Joe Norris
Man, this hobby is expensive!
Man, this place comes alive at night - Crow on restaurant
Man, this place comes alive at night... -- Crow T. Robot
Man, today is so LOOPY! - The Tick
Man, what a huge ear! - Crow
Man, what an ugly horse. -- Al Calavicci
Man, woman, boy, child, make you feel you were born wild
Man, would I like a .GIF of HER!
Man, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
Man, you guys are EL-DER-LY!! - The Terror
Man, you guys are EL-DER-LY!! - The Terror   [The Tick]
Man, you're so cool down here! - The Tick, to Sewer Urchin
Man,the missing link between apes and human beings
Man-portable equipment never says how many men.
Man.  A creature with two legs, no feathers and a soul.
Man. Is he Flemish! - Tom on villain
Man... if you can't out-act a post... -- Crow T. Robot
Man..... Are you surre this is for mere mortals??
Man.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing
Man:  A creature made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.
Man:  Great concept, bad engineering.
Man:  Great idea, bad design.
Man:  There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant
Man: A creature made at the end of a week's work when God was tired.
Man: Great concept, bad engineering.
Man: Great idea, bad design.
Man: The only province to ever violently rebel against the feds.
Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant.
Man: Yes! Walking on the moon
Man:"Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man:"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"  Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man:"I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man:"I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man:"I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man:"Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man:"So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man:"Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:Saint of Hopeless Causes * Tom:He was w/the Mariners
Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision.
Mana Chickens (Birds of Paridise)
Managed to pull it off w/out a moments suspense - Crow T. Robot
Managed to pull it off without a moment's suspense. -- Crow
Management - a substitute for herding cats ... sort of like Moderating
Management NOT responsible for tagline-induced injuries
Management action
Management course: sex and drugs and rock and r“le-play
Management is incapable of recognizing a true crisis
Management is the art of getting other people to do all the work.
Management not responsible for stolen taglines.
Management reserves the right to steal & use all good Taglines.
Management science
Management style
Management support
Manager: One who knows more buzzwords than you
Managers do it by delegation.
Managers have someone do it for them.
Managers make others do it.
Managers supervise others.
Managing a network is like trying to herd cat's.....\
Managing engineers is like herding cockroaches
Managing men is like trying to herd cats.
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Managing software engineers is like herding cats
Managing women in a mall is like trying to herd cats
Manaiaturists do it with as little as possible.
Manana - By Stew Layt
Manana: Stew Layt*
Manda Boyd - just another inmate in this insane world
Mandate: The type all girls pray for
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Mandatory jail terms for people who don't use turn indicators!
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Mandysh Makora!
Manemiff - A bad hair day
Mangle-oid: victim of Baum's Syndrome
Mangled text... Wasn't that a sidedish offered by Boston Chicken?
Mango-kiwi tropical swirl;  now we know we're dealing with a madman. - FM
Mango-mania! - Tom
Mango-mania! -- Tom Servo
Manholes are round, therefore I'm in perfect shape!
ManiaTag:"And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky!" - Brain
ManiaTag:"I'm in considerable pain." - The Brain
Maniac, when have you known someone to actually take your advice?
Maniac:  An early computer built by nuts.
Maniac:  He who leaves Maine.  Mainer:  He who stays
Maniac: An early computer built by nuts.
Maniac: He who leaves Maine.  Mainer: he who stays.
Manic Depression is so ugly you can feel it
Manic Depression is so ugly you can feel it... - Jimi H-------
Manic Depressive - A man pressed down to the floor
Manic.com Corrupted! Abort, Retry, Load-Depression.com instead?
Manicurists have polish and style!
Manifest things require no proof
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Manilow von Trapp -- The Sound of Muzak
Manitoba: Be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
Manjana znaci sutra. Pidzama znaci veceras.
Manje kucaj, vise tucaj :)
Mankind - The dying creed, reared on ignorance and greed
Mankind comes from 2 curious words, "mank" and "ind". -Jack Handey
Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away. - Confucius
Mankind has never reconciled itself to the ten commandments
Mankind is made up of 2 mysterious words, "mank" and "ind".--J.Handey
Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts. -- Plotinus
Mankind is tired of liberty. - Benito Mussolini
Mankind isn't, freeways aren't and diehards don't
Mankind must know its limitations. 
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind. - John F. Kennedy
Mankind owes to the child the best it has to give.
Mankind was my business. -The ghost of Marley
Mankind will not remain tied to Earth forever - Tsiolkovskii's tombstone
Mankind's 3 classes: Immovable, movable, and those that move.  Arabian
Mankind...  infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada.  -- Ambrose Bierce
Mankind...The public enemy's not the man who speaks his mind -Anthrax
Mankinds final Creation will be a six foot hole.
Mankinds last words: "Hey general! What's this button do?"
Manly men in the full bloom of manhood. - Fox Mulder
Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too! - Butt-Head
Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too. huh huh huh
Manly's Maxim:  Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it too!
Manly, yes, but HE likes it, too!
Manner and agreement overrule the law
Manners are acquired, not inherited! S. PENN
Manners are noises you don't make while eating soup.
Manners? ... Must've left MINE in a jar, somewhere. :-(
Manos was filmed on location in a vacant lot. -- Crow T. Robot
Manslaughter is awful; women's laughter can be even worse
Mantell I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Manual Writer's Creed:  Garbage in, gospel out.
Manual labour:  reading the manual.
Manual typewriters: "Fool the hackers. Guaranteed virus-resistant."
Manual's out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Manual?  Do I look like a sissy to you?
Manual?  We've just been pushing buttons until it works
Manual?  What manual?
Manual? What manual? This is UNIX!
Manual??  There was a manual??
Manual?? Oh, you mean the thing you wipe up coffee with?
Manuals come out after all possible keystrokes fail.
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Manuals:  Never has so much been so confused by so many.
Manuals: for those who can't spare 3 weeks on trial & error.
Manuals? MANUALS!?! I doan' reed no steenkin' manuals!!
Manuals? We don't need no stinkin' manuals!
Manubay's Law for Programmers:  If a programmer's modification of&lt;&gt;an existing program works, it's probably not what the users want
Manuel: I know not'ing, Meester Fawlty
Manuel: Que?  Basil:  No, it's NOT OK!
Manuels out, after all possible keystrokes have failed
Manufracture: to produce items which break after little use
Manure Occurs
Manure comes from a bull ... Womanure comes from a cow!
Manuscript: Something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford
Manuska? Oh, that's my manicurist - Mike
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen - by Minnie Sota
Many Bothan's died to bring us this information...Don't loose it @TO@
Many Bothans died to bring us this information. - Mon Mothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information...
Many Coke junkies are switching to Diet Pepsi.
Many Myths are based on truth
Many Myths are based on truth -- Spock, "The Way to Eden"
Many Myths are based on truth.
Many Myths are based on truth. Spock, stardate 5832.3.
Many Obsolete Parts Arranged Ridiculously
Many Overrated Parts Arranged Ridiculously
Many Windows applications use the default printer.
Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database! - Holly
Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'!
Many a bachelor feels the need to insert his masculinity
Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. -- George M. Cohan
Many a dumb blonde is in reality a smart brunette.
Many a false step is made by standing still.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
Many a girl at loose ends is anxious to be tied up
Many a golfer yells "fore", takes 6, and puts down 5
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. -- Shakespeare
Many a good message ends with a bad Tagline.
Many a good message ends with a bad recipe.
Many a good message ends with a bad tagline
Many a jackass believes he has "horse" sense
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. -- Stephen Leacock
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with   a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
Many a poet has learned that rhyme doesn't pay.
Many a slip between cups.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
Many a true word is spoken in jest. - English Proverb
Many a war's been lost by one man doing nothing.
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it
Many a woman borrows a man's heart; very few could possess it.
Many a yo-yo think he have the world on a string.
Many aligators will be slain, but the swamp will remain
Many animals at the zoo, die of boredom.  Wouldn't you?
Many apil-ogies for the in-con-wien-ience
Many are absent from reality physically and/or mentally.
Many are called but few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing
Many are called but few volunteer
Many are called, but few are at their desks.
Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do t
Many are called, few volunteer.
Many are called, most won't go.
Many are chosen, byt few come when you call them. -Ä Canines:3-5
Many are clothed but few are dressed.
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Many are educated but few are learned
Many are educated...few are learned.
Many are the lessons to be reinforced when one HURRIES
Many are the varnish; few are the wood.
Many be called, but few chosen. - Matthew 20:16
Many books are written because they should not have been! 
Many campaign promises are sound. Just sound!
Many can rise to the occasion, but few know when to sit down.
Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it. - The Midrash
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long
Many dead animals changed to fossils; others preferred to become oil.
Many don't speak their own language any more.
Many excellent cooks are spolied by becoming artists
Many eyes go thru the meadow, but few see the flowers.
Many false prophets shall rise, and shall decieve many. (Matt 24:11)
Many false prophets will come and deceive many.(Matt.24:11)
Many family trees need trimming
Many folks are smarter than they look.  Thank goodness!!
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers,,,
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
Many girls today have a keen sense of rumor
Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time
Many hands make light work.
Many hands make light work.      John Heywood (1497-1580)
Many happy returns!
Many have quarreled about religion that never practiced it - B. Franklin
Many have tried, yet none can measure up to me. --Worf
Many horses, far away - Mike on soundtrack
Many horses, far away... -- Mike Nelson
Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales
Many is the word that only leaves you guessing
Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off.
Many kiss the hand that they wish they could bite off.
Many know how to flatter; few know how to praise
Many lessons take a lifetime to learn. -- Raging Eagle
Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu
Many men know many things, no one knows everything
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many miles to go before I sleep.
Many more people commit suicide using cigaretts than guns.
Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because of  The light at the end of the
Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because of  The light at the end of the
Many myths are based on truth -- Spock
Many nails build a crib, but one screw fills it.
Many nice things suck
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly upon our own point of view. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Many of the truths we hold dear, depend on a point of vue. OB1
Many of this country's heroes were once Boy Scouts.
Many of us have an excellent aim in life, but no ammunition
Many pages does a thick book make.
Many pages make a crowded castle.
Many pages make a thick book
Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very very thin paper
Many pages make a thick book.
Many pages make a thick book. To bad yours are blank!
Many people act as though they are godlike - but *I* never act!
Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will recommend that they do what they want to do
Many people are living in an emotional jail w/o realizing it.&lt;Satir&gt;
Many people are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges
Many people are secretly interested in life
Many people are unenthusiastic about their work
Many people confuse bad management with destiny
Many people confuse price with worth. Thinking costs nothing
Many people discovered America. Columbus had a press conference.
Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you suffer
Many people feel that they deserve some kind of recognition for all the bad things they haven't done
Many people have shining qualities beneath a rough exterior.
Many people lose their tempers by seeing you keep yours
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Moore Colby
Many people mistake their imagination for their memory
Many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright
Many people resent being treated like the person they really are
Many people think Joan of Arc was immortal, but she did in fact exist
Many people who use drugs use them because the drugs are fun
Many people would enjoy working for that fellow-if they were gravediggers
Many people would sooner die than think.  In fact, they do.  - Bertrand Russell
Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.
Many receive advice but only the wise profit from it
Many receive advice, few profit by it. -- Publilius Syrus
Many receive advice, few profit from it
Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it.
Many rednecks never go out in the sun -- how did their necks get red?
Many smokers quit 'cause there isn't much air in a coffin
Many species require more than one host..." - Dana Scully
Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your Gateway. Guardian
Many suitcases look alike.
Many that are wits in jest are fools in earnest.
Many things are conceded indirectly which are not allowed directly
Many things are lost for want of asking.        --- English proverb
Many things are more than just the sum of their parts.
Many things have I seen and many things have I done
Many things pass as a whole which would not pass separately
Many times I've wondered how much there is to know -Zeppelin
Many times in order to receive something, you have to ask for it
Many tombstones should read:  "Died at 30. Buried at 60."
Many who plan to repent at the 11th hour die at 10:30.
Many who plan to seek God at the 11th hour...Die at 10:30!
Many wish to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity
Many women say Bill Clinton leaves a bad taste in their mouths
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. - Thomas Fuller
Many would be cowards if they had enough courage
Many years ago, I climbed the mountains, even though it is forbidden
Many, O Lord My God, are Thy Wonderful Works !!
Many, O Lord my God, are the wonders You have done.
Mapping?  No, I'm not mapping.  I thought YOU were mapping!
Maps really tell you everything except how to refold them
Mar&co
Maradonna ... oh dear, the hand of God again
Marble buildings are OK, but they tend to roll away
Marbury v. Madison makes all unconstitutional laws NULL and VOID!
Marcel Proust is a yenta.
March 15, when the buzzards come back to Hinckley, Ohio
March 2000: A Smith & Wesson no longer beats four aces
March 26, 1827.  Beethoven begins decomposing.
March into hell for a heavenly cause.  Vote Democratic.
March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like. - Garrison Keller
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb
Marching band members DO IT in patterns.
Marching band members DO IT with a leader.
Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind!
Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind. - Han Solo
Marching to a different kettle of fish.
Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia - Jan Brady!
Mardi Gras Time  - By Lou Isiana
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana*
Mardi Gras...biggest free party in the world
Mardon DeMichele - ICS Publicity
Mares eat oat, and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy!
Mares eat oats and Does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
Margaret Fonteyne Was Here
Margaret, I'll trade my maintenance for your nurse-looking-after.-Hawk
Margaret, my brains are on fire. - Hawkeye
Margaret, we won't get anywhere if you keep holding back. - Hawkeye
Margarine headaches : this kind must not be set off by dairy products
Margaritas do NOT repel mosquitos, but I'll keep trying
Margaritas in a birdbath?  Enough tequilla mockingbird!
Marge Robbins is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers
Marge Simpson told me to Murder Over-friendly Lesbian...with Meat Cleaver
Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there. - Homer
Marge, is this a pimple or a boil? - Homer
Marge, is this a pimple or a boil? Homer Simpson
Marge, it takes two to lie.  One to lie and one to listen. - Homer
Marge, you gotta watch out.  Your little boy, Bart, could have been eaten by that pony!
Margery Kempe was always wanting the eucharist. (ed. sounds like an adiction to me)
Marginality confers legitimacy on one's contrariness.
Margot Adler's new book on technopagans -&gt; Download the Moon
Margot Adler:new book on Technopagans..Download the Moon
Margrane - Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush to
Maria after sex: "You'll be back!"
Maria laughs at a computer with a blank screen?? AARRGGHH!
Maria's need for {gasp!} 200 floppies for saving ZIP files.
Marie-Antoinette?  She has a good head on..er..NEAR her shoulders
Marie-Joseph?  It's a lovely name!  It just sounds silly, that's all.
Marigold with blue?  Are you crazy? - Cat
Marijuana - Nature's way of saying Hi dude.
Marijuana carpets? - Tom
Marijuana carpets? -- Tom Servo
Marijuana is Nature's way of saying "High!"
Marijuana is used for many other things than just smoking -Cypress
Marijuana legalized, Visine stock triples
Marijuana smokers will forget they read this tagline in 24 hours.
Marijuana, n. - Drug causing a tendency toward paranoia in chronic non-users
Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!"
Marijuana- Nature's way of saying Hi dude.
Marijuana: Virtual reality without expensive hardware
Marijuana: What a man does when he loves a girl named Juana
Marillion, Meatloaf, Savatage (alot).
Marilyn Monroe, on posing nude for the calendar: "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio
Marilyn Monroe: "I've been on a calendar, but never on time."
Marilyn Monroe?  A vacuum with nipples.
Marine - Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
Marine Mammal Communication  - By C. L. Barking
Marine snipers: reach out and touch someone
Marine wisdom:  1+2=3.  Therefore 4+5=6.
Marine- Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
Mariner's opening day - Tom on sandlot baseball game
Mariners: Another name for clergy who perform weddings.
Marines have to be told when they're having fun.
Mario   :-)
Mario Andretti might drive a Daytona.
Mario Andretti might drive a Gran Prix.
Mario is good.  But I don't see a spark in his eye anymore.
Mario is slowing on the backstretch -- Tom Carnegie
Mario! It's Sailor Axem Red of the Smithyverse! - Sailor Toadstool
Mario! It's Sailor Yaridovich of the Smithyverse! - Sailor Toadstool
Marion Barry for Drug Czar!
Marion Barry's Reelection Campaign:  Give him another Crack at it!!!!
Marion Barry: Gram for gram, D.C.'s best mayor ever.
Marion Barry: The Most Famous Mayor In The World(c)1995 by C.Robinson
Maritime Disasters - By Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules - By Paula See
Maritime Rules: Paula See
Mark Hills...  I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon
Mark Holtz - Founder & Co-Moderator..... QUANTUMLEAP
Mark Holtz - Founder & Co-Moderator..... TREK_VOYAGER
Mark Holtz, Babylon Five Fan
Mark Holtz, Chief Engineer-Starbase Cosgrove
Mark Holtz, ExUseListMaster
Mark Holtz, Needs A Vacation
Mark Holtz, Never Heard Of Him
Mark Holtz, Now accepting quotes for a *BUG FREE* Pentium 90 PCI Syste
Mark Holtz, Now accepting quotes for a 486DX2-66 VLB System
Mark Holtz, Republican - And proud of it!
Mark Holtz, Smeghead
Mark Holtz, Works Too Hard
Mark Holtz, [Space for Cute Saying For Rent! $5/week]
Mark Holtz, aka mholtz@netcom.com
Mark Holtz, member-The TechnoMages
Mark Livingston - Condom poster child for 1994.
Mark Livingston - Paranoia Poster child for 1994.
Mark Livingston - Poster child for Densa.
Mark Livingston - Poster child for birth control.
Mark Livingston only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Mark Livingston wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.
Mark Russell in `96! It can't get worse, but it can get funnier.
Mark Spitz wouldn't have made it as an etiquette consultant.
Mark Twain had it right of course
Mark Twain:  When angry, count four;  when very angry, swear.
Mark down the date!
Mark my words, there's going to be trouble. - Bashir
Mark of a true professional: Giving more than you get
Mark of the beast, behold the trifixion.
Mark one of the following:     (A) True    (B) False
Mark! Mark! (Hairlip Dog)
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer
Mark's Law of Monetary Equalization:  A fool and your money are&lt;&gt;soon partners
Mark's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations. HELP US!
Mark's mark: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.
Mark, I said TUCK the kids in bed!
Mark, my mind is going...I can feel it
MarkMail * Robocomm * Pkzip * What a life!
Market wages are unfair to owners. - Bud Selig
Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
Marketing reps do it on comission.
Marketing strategy
Marketvendor: Tagline!... Tagline!... Tagline!... Tagline
Marks' Law: A fool and your money are soon partners.
Marlin Perkins of Borg. You will be assimilated in Mutual of Omaha.
Marlo Thomas is "That Guy" - Mike on ugly girl
Marlo Thomas is "That Guy"! -- Mike Nelson
Marlyn Bumpus is closing in on 6000 Taglines.
Marlyn is the most sensible looking person talking nonsense.
Marlyn, please! You're disturbing the twits
Marmal - The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade.
Marmalade, said the newly hatched chicken.
Marriage - a step towards death or divorce.
Marriage - to some men, it's only a part-time jab.
Marriage = begging for money for upgrades!
Marriage Ceremony:  An incredible metaphysical sham of wa
Marriage Recipe: 1 man, 1 woman, shake well, simmer and serve.
Marriage Witness Entries required
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum, (1888-1960)
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. -- Vicki Baum
Marriage by a TV evangelist is actually considered legal in most states.
Marriage causes dating problems.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative
Marriage cost: $35.00 for the license, your pay check for life!
Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.
Marriage ends in death or divorce.....How dismal!
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex. -- Peter De Vries
Marriage has many pains ... but celibacy has no pleasures.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures -Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
Marriage in puppy love usally end with man having dog's life
Marriage is 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is Grand...Divorce is 20 Grand
Marriage is Grand; Divorce is Ten Grand!
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Marriage is a 50/50 deal.  I make it, she spends it.
Marriage is a desperate thing -John Selden
Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
Marriage is a gas!   Pardon me while I lift my cheek.
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
Marriage is a great institution - no family should be without it.
Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet.  -- Mae West
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
Marriage is a mistake every man should make -George Jessel
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is a premature punishment for those who get divorced.
Marriage is a rest period between romances
Marriage is a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter
Marriage is a serious step ... even for a horse. MR.ED
Marriage is a souvenier of love.
Marriage is a system for reserving girls until I can get around to them
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
Marriage is a trip between Niagra Falls and Reno.
Marriage is a war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option
Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
Marriage is an institution -- but who wants to live in one?
Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to be institutionalized?
Marriage is based on incompatability. Your income-her  patability.
Marriage is better than bachelorhood.  SHEAHRIGHT!
Marriage is fun.  It can also be dangerous
Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes.
Marriage is grand....DIVORCE twenty grand!
Marriage is learning about women the hard way
Marriage is like Pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Marriage is like a bank account.  You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Professor Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a dog: chained, restrained, refrained!
Marriage is like a hunting license-One dear at a time
Marriage is like a novel, but the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is like a novel, except the hero dies right away
Marriage is like a tourniquet; it stops your circulation.
Marriage is like burning the house down to toast the bread
Marriage is like horseradish... men praise it with tears in their eyes.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.  -- Baskins
Marriage is made in heaven; so is thunder and lightning
Marriage is not a WORD, it's a SENTENCE.
Marriage is not a lottery, in a lottery you have a chance
Marriage is not a word - it's a sentence.
Marriage is not a word but a sentence.  -Unknown
Marriage is not a word, its a SENTENCE !
Marriage is not a word: it is a sentence
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place. -- Calvin Trillin
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Marriage is one of the main reasons for divorce
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. - Frank Burns
Marriage is proof that two can live as bitter as one.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Marriage is the belief that one woman differs from others
Marriage is the hangover from the intoxication of passion.
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Marriage is the only adventure open to a coward.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized. Both sides think they're management
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy
Marriage is the process by which love ripens into vengeance
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
Marriage is the rest period between romances.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage is the vocal version of a beautiful story called love
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions
Marriage is when you talk about 'it' more than you 'do it'!
Marriage isn't a word ... it's a sentence
Marriage isn't a word, it's a paragraph.
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity.
Marriage means commitment.  Of course, so does insanity.
Marriage on the rocks, please
Marriage or a gun? --- The gun is faster.
Marriage should be every woman's end--but not her finish
Marriage starts with passion and leads to laundry.
Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and a lot of other virtues you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single
Marriage! The first union to defy management.
Marriage's like a cage; birds outside desperate to get in, those in desperate to get out.--Montaigne
Marriage, a lifelong venture, is best approached with caution
Marriage, a lifelong venture, is best approached with caution
Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter.
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle. -- Edmond About
Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution.
Marriage, n. - Captive breeding program
Marriage, n. - The sole cause of divorce
Marriage, n.: The evil aye
Marriage, the binding of souls.  (with a ball and chain)
Marriage. What would YOU know about marriage? - Dr. F
Marriage:  A process whereby love ripens into vengeance.
Marriage:  A sentence, not a word.
Marriage:  Foreplay for divorce.
Marriage:  The cure for the full wallet!
Marriage:  The mourning after the knot before.
Marriage:  When it's legal to steal the grooms money.
Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first.
Marriage: A bribe to make the housekeeper think she is a householder.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. - Herbert Spencer
Marriage: A matter of wife and debt
Marriage: A place where you sleep with the enemy....
Marriage: A process whereby love ripens into vengeance.
Marriage: A sentence, not a word.
Marriage: Foreplay for divorce.
Marriage: It's not only a word, but a sentence!
Marriage: The cure for the full wallet!
Marriage: The most expensive way to get laid
Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.
Marriage: The surest way to end a romance
Marriage: Three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Marriage: Where a fool and his money are soon parted!
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
Marriage: a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter
Marriage: a snappy introduction to a tedious book
Marriage: a war in which you sleep with the enemy
Marriage: a way of being informed of all your faults.
Marriage: breeding in captivity
Marriage: for better *AND* for worse.
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Marriage: the price men pay for sex
Marriage: the price men pay for sex.  Sex: the price women pay for marriage
Marriage=institutionalized "cruel & unusual" punishment
Marriage?   No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage?  No danks,  I duzn't breed well in captivity.  Ya' know?
Marriage?  No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage?  No thanks.  I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage?  Sorry, I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage? Nah, I'm not into bondage
Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.
Marriage? No thanks; I don't breed well in captivity.
Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Marriages are like union contracts; six weeks after the signing, both
Marriages are made in Heaven.  So are thunder & lightning.
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly
Marriages are made in heaven but so are thunder and lighting
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunderstorms
Marriages are made in heaven; so are thunder & lightning.
Marriages tend to spoil perfectly good relationships.
Marriages, Births, Dismemberments, Large Bites, Hurlings
Married - treat men like vegetables.  Divorced - vegetables like men!
Married 19 years?  Earl, you must be made of steel! - Gary
Married Priest & Mormon have successfully infiltrated the Masons
Married by a judge?  Shoulda had a jury.
Married by the law of man, divorced thanks to God.
Married life
Married life is murder on the wallet
Married men die earlier because they WANT to
Married men go all to pieces when their girlfriends get engaged. - BJ
Married people do it with frozen access.
Married people don't live longer; it just seems longer.
Married politicians DO IT to wife and country!
Married women make the best wives
Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity!
Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel. - Real live resume statement
Married.. Who me ?  ... I can't mate in captivity.
Married: Presumed dead or comatose
Married?  Not me...  I can't mate in captivity!
Married? Hell no I'm not married, but my wife is for sure
Marry Jane in my brain, help me ease the pain
Marry a Baker. They roll in the dough!!
Marry and angel and raise some hell!
Marry for love, but be sure he has plenty of money.
Marry for love. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months
Marry in haste, repent at leisure -proverb
Marry me and I'll never bother you again
Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse. - Groucho Marx
Marry only for love.
Marry your mistress, create a job vacancy.
Marrying is not Marriage.
Marrying is not necessarily Marriage.
Marrying someone for their good looks is like buying a house for the paint
Mars Flaming Sniper! - Sailor Mars
Mars Needs Women!  (But they'll settle for you)
Mars Needs Women!  (But they're willing to settle for you.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Donna Shalala.)
Mars Needs Women! (But they're willing to settle for Janet Reno.)
Mars Probe ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
Mars Probe is running HST while NASA's running v.32bis
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids
Mars chasing Venus thru the Heavens... Now *that's* tag!!!
Mars is small, and Jupiter big, and Saturn shows off its rings.
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
Mars needs women - no experience necessary!
Mars needs women and so do I!
Mars needs women, apply at NASA.
Mars needs women. No experience required!!!
Mars probe error: Executable program not found
Mars still need women? TAKE HILLARY!!
Mars still needs women?  See if they will TAKE HILLARY!!
Mars will never be free until the sands run red with Earther blood!
Mars's Rule:  An expert is anyone from out of town
Mars?  I was supposed to go to Grandma's!
Marsha Wallace in the stands today - Tom on weird girl
Marshall Thompson:  the LEEEEEEECH's friend!!!
Marshall has things pretty stable on TCR. - Q. D. Walls
Marshall, Will, and Holly...on a routine expedition
Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.
Marsupial with big hairy chest, seeking female with same. -Rocko ad
Marten is no more.  The man in black has eaten his soul. - Oracle
Marten was the acknowledger; My father was the mover. - Roland
Martha Metz? Oh, yeah! The bitch! - Ace Ventura
Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!
Martha Stewart will not be dining with me this Thanksgiving.
Martha Stewart will not be dining with us.  I am thankful.
Martha Stewart will not be dining with you this Thanksgiving.
Martha Stewart's mother: "You use the same knife for all courses."
Martial law
Martian "There's nothing small about messing with time!" -Holly
Martian Furniture by Fritz of Mars - Crow T. Robot
Martin & Lewis .     Liz & Eddie .     Mikhail & Boris
Martin Briscoe - Fort William - Inverness-shire - Scotland
Martin Brodeur, 1994 Calder Trophy winner!!!
Martin Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
Martin Kowalewski's post: H)umorous I)nsightful J)ust plain stupid.
Martin Luther Weight Loss Plan:  Diet of Wurms
Martin Marietta - Creating Tomorrow's Problems -- Today!!
Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic - Mike
Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic... -- Mike Nelson
Martin Pollard only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Martin Short wouldn't have made it as an electrician.
Martin's Extension:  "Those who cannot teach Ä administrate."
Martinee, shaking not stired. -007
Martinii?  No, that's Martinus, if I wanted two, I'd ask for them.
Marty Robbins?  Nancy Walker?  Sonny Burgess? -- TV's Frank
Marty Wade fan club - where we pay YOU to be a member
Martyr without a cause
Martyr:  A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
Martyrdom - become famous without ability
Martyrdom is the oldest way of achieving fame without ability
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw
Marv Has Date City Stunned... -- Mike Nelson
Marv Has Date City Stunned... -- Mike Nelson
Marv Has Date City stunned - Mike as guy reads newspaper
Marv Lintbaugh on the Excellence in Babytalk Network! --Marvin `toon.
Marv's gonna buy a fresh dad - Tom
Marv's gonna buy a fresh dad... -- Tom Servo
Marvel Comics has using "Phoenix" for one of its characters for years!
Marvelous How easily humans do that -- Data
Marvelous machine, the M5 unit, no off switch. - McCoy
Marvelous thing, technology! - Kalas
Marvelous thing, technology.
Marvelous thing, technology. - Kalas
Marvelous!  You're going to kill me. What a
Marvelous... How easily humans do that -- Data
Marvin Gaye Sr. Admittedly he was a little strict - Crow
Marvin didn't grow up in a normal place like `South Park'
Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to me about Assimilation
Marvin should really be in his car seat - Crow on teen
Marvy.  Fab.  Far out. - Calvin's Father
Marx If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you.  Groucho Marx
Marxism is the opiate of the athiest.
Marxism's appeal...it gives you someone to blame besides yourself. -PJ
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants
Marxists DO IT with class
Marxists DO IT with class consciousness.
Marxists DO IT with class.
Mary Had A Little Lamb -- Aint Genetic Science Amazing?
Mary Had A Little Lamb -- Isn't Genetic Science Wonderful?
Mary McCarthy & Lillian Helman have it out - Mike
Mary Moon - the new Galli-Curchi
Mary Poppins  first of the Q to visit earth ...
Mary Poppins Files Paternity Suit Against Princess Anne -- Claiming Sex Change
Mary Poppins wouldn't have made it as a pilot of hot-air balloons.
Mary Poppins... first of the Q to visit earth
Mary Poppins:  she carried her closet with her.
Mary Shelley's "FEINSTEIN!," coming to a theater near you
Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
Mary had a BIG RAM -- only about a GIG or so.
Mary had a Crunchy Frog / Crunchy Frog / Crunchy Frog...Mary had a
Mary had a Little Lamb-- Isn't Genetic engineering great!
Mary had a big steel cow, she milked it with a spanner
Mary had a little
Mary had a little Lamb, whose stash was white as snow....BUSTED!!!
Mary had a little RAM  - - only about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM  -- but she dumped him for me!
Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- a LAMB would have been better.
Mary had a little RAM -- about a MEG or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- and she's still sore
Mary had a little RAM -- only about 640k or so.
Mary had a little RAM -- onlyyabout a MEG or so
Mary had a little RAM -- too bad she couldn't run Windoze
Mary had a little RAM, its bits were white as snow.
Mary had a little RAM, little RAM, little RAM
Mary had a little RAM, talk about kinky!
Mary had a little RAM.  She should have stayed out of the sheep pen.
Mary had a little RAM.....16 megs or so
Mary had a little RAM..About a meg or so.....
Mary had a little Vedek... No one was suprised.
Mary had a little gram, its stash as white as snow.
Mary had a little lamb - BOY, That must have Hurt!
Mary had a little lamb - I wonder who the father was?
Mary had a little lamb - ain't genetic science amazing?
Mary had a little lamb - another mistake at the IVF clinic!!
Mary had a little lamb - the doctor died of shock!
Mary had a little lamb - with a little mint jelly too!
Mary had a little lamb -- Ain't Genetic Science Amazing?
Mary had a little lamb -- The event made world history.
Mary had a little lamb -- a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb --and rice, salad & jello
Mary had a little lamb and a side order of fries.
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted!
Mary had a little lamb with mint jelly. - Dot Warner
Mary had a little lamb, Another mistake at the IVF clinic!
Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb, along with potatoes, wine and a salad.
Mary had a little lamb, and Joseph was surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, and boy, was the doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, and then a few green beans
Mary had a little lamb, and was the doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, her Husband found out & divorced
Mary had a little lamb, her father had a stroke.
Mary had a little lamb, some white wine, and a salad.
Mary had a little lamb, some wine, and a dinner salad.
Mary had a little lamb, support Planned Parenthood.
Mary had a little lamb, talk about Kinky!
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was quite surprised!
Mary had a little lamb, then sued the hospital
Mary had a little lamb, then the police were called!
Mary had a little lamb, which completely baffled her doctor.
Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly - Dot's Poetry Corner
Mary had a little lamb-and boy was her doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb-her doctor was very surprised!
Mary had a little lamb.  .. Also a side order of fries.
Mary had a little lamb.  She hasn't been the same since
Mary had a little lamb.  That'll teach her to stay out of the barn.
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor fainted!
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor had a heart attack
Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was quite surprised!
Mary had a little lamb.  With gravy, potatoes, and peas
Mary had a little lamb. Support planned parenthood.
Mary had a little lamb. Talk about kinky.
Mary had a little lamb. That'll teach her to stay out of the barn.
Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn.
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
Mary had a little lamb. Want to meet her boyfriend?
Mary had a little lamb... I've seen the scar from the caesarean.
Mary had a little lamb... The Doctor was supprised
Mary had a little lamb... and claimed the operation on Medicare.
Mary had a little lamb... and followed it up with desert.
Mary had a little lamb... and some roast spuds, peas and gravy.
Mary had a little lamb... but I guess that's not uncommon in N.Z.
Mary had a little lamb... but prefered the pony with the big dick.
Mary had a little lamb... but the mint sauce made her throw up.
Mary had a little lamb... it took 25 stitches to fix her pussy.
Mary had a little lamb... so she sued the test-tube baby lab.
Mary had a little lamb... the doctor died of shock!
Mary had a little lamb... the little slut
Mary had a little lamb... the midwife had a heart attack.
Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly.
Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly. - Dot Warner
Mary had a little lamb.....Boy, was the doctor surprised!
Mary had a little lamb....and Mulder was determined to find out why
Mary had a little lamb....but Bashir discovered it was a Changeling!
Mary had a little lamb...Hey Mary leave those sheep alone!
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Mary had a little lamb...guess she had alot of RAM
Mary had a little lamb...plus a side order of fries
Mary had a little lamb...the doctor had a stroke
Mary had a little lamb...the little slut!
Mary had a little lamb...which really freaked her doctor.
Mary had a little lamb...with some white wine and a tossed salad
Mary had a little lamb.and the doctor fainted!.
Mary had a little lamb:  Another mistake at the IVF clinic!
Mary had a little lamb: The doctor died of shock.
Mary had a little lamb; her mother had a cow!
Mary had a little lamb; it was delicious.
Mary had a little lamb; the doctor had a cow!
Mary had a little lamb; wasn't she surprised!!
Mary had a little lambwith mint jelly. - Dot Warner
Mary had a little lambwith some white wine and a tossed salad
Mary had a little palukoo or two &lt;&lt;BOOM&gt;&gt; Mary had a little palukoo st
Mary had a little pram -- punch line for sex.
Mary had a little slug, then she bought some Baysol
Mary had a little trill, she shot it out the airlock
Mary had a little.
Mary had potatoes, wine, salad & a little lamb
Mary had some corn, mashed potatoes, and a little lamb
Mary had some wine, steak, & a little lamb
Mary is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
Mary is the mother of Jesus, not the mother of God!
Mary to the three kings:  "It's a girl!"
Mary was a surrogate mother.
Mary's the only one I know who tried to kill her animal guide.
Mary, The Why Fire Door
Mary, YOU'RE WHAT!? ... OK, I've got an idea... -Joseph
Mary, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Mary, her gun aimed. Dax, her slug dead.
Mary, my fine daughter, show your legs to the wealthy man.
Mary, no sleeping on the Promenade.  Go home. - Odo
Mary, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Maryann's Law:  You can always find what you're not looking for
Mascara:  GUI for women computer users.
Masconi? Was he some famous billiards player? - Kim
Masculine: Unable to deal with dirty diapers.
Maserati with the parking brake on. 586, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD.
Mash that avocado and add some seasoning, said Tom guacamole.
Mashed potatoe looks a bit like snow, and is harmless for children
Mashed potatoes can be your friend! - A. Yankovic
Mashed potatoes with skim milk is like a sports car with an automatic.
Maslacak sam vetar me nosi, ima me u tvojoj kosi, Sanja
Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail
Masochism - "Hit me, Hit me!"   Sadism - "No!"
Masochist (noun): smiling Windows programmer
Masochist to Sadist:  Beat me! Hurt me!  Sadist to Masochist:  No!
Masochist to sadist: "Hit me!" ... Sadist to masochist "No!"
Masochist:  Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Masochist: "Hit me!"   Sadist: "No!"
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!...Give me Quotes"
Masochist: Hit me! Sadist: No!
Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile!
Masochist: a person who enjoys pain and agony, i.e. a cat lover
Masochist: anybody willing to moderate LIMBAUGH.
Mason to Dixon: Well we gotta draw the line somewhere!
Mason's First Law of Synergism:  The one day you'd sell your soul&lt;&gt;for something, souls are a glut
Mason-Dixon Line  n.  Separates y'all from youse guys
Mason-Dixon: A line that separates Y'all from Youse Guys.
Mason-Dixon: Line separating y'all from youse-guys.
Masons do it secretively.
Masquerade, paper faces on parade, masquerade  Phantom Full Company
Masquerading as a man with a reason
Mass Confusion, and those who cause it, on the next Geraldo!
Mass Media: The Ministry of Truth by any other name
Mass confusion: 20 blind lesbians in a fish market.
Mass confusion?  They're talking about the plot. -- Joel
Mass demand has been created almost entirely through the development of advertising. - Calvin Coolidge
Mass effects of watching Pauly Shore's last movie - Mike
Mass murderers are in touch with their feelings
Mass starvation:  What a beautiful choice.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy!
Massachusetts þ The Software Creations State
Massachusetts: special female facility for children visitation, no male
Massachusetts: the "Live free or die (in a sweater)" state
Massing near Sullust
Massive expenditures obscure the evidence of bad judgements
Master Baiter
Master Baiter. The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Master DragonCard don't go adventuring without it -Darkwood
Master Hicks, a Mr. Barney is here to see you
Master It And Move On
Master debaters argue with themselves
Master of Dungeon
Master of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Master of Pun Fu
Master of Puppets / I'm pulling your strings
Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes)
Master of images, songs shine a light on you.
Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon.
Master the Art that controls the impure, inherit the infamous keys
Master the forces and powers of Satan
Master yourself and you can master anything!
Master!  /Master/!  We have a visitor! --Riff Raff
Master!  We have a visitor.  -- Riff Raff
Master! Master!--You promised only lies!
Master, I'm so glad to feel your presence ! )
Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.  -- Riff
Master, a Mr. Barney is here to see you
Master, dinner is prepared!  -- Magenta
Master, we need your skilled hands. My skilled hands are busy!!
Master-Card Intergalactic: "So wicked, so welcome."
Master......I am affected by a bald patch
Master: Would you answer my question or answer another? Student: Yes
MasterDOS 6.0: Double your disk with Tissue Compression Eliminator(tm)
Masterbate is used to catch large fish.
Masterbater: One who puts bait on hook in professional manner
Mastering others requires force; Mastering the self needs strength.
Mastermind specialist subject - the bleedin' obvious..
Masterminding Yesterdays Technologies Tomorrow - Apogee
Masterpiece: The best sex you ever had.
Masterpieces Of Fox TV - By Annette Work
Masters & Johnson Mobile Research Unit.
Masticate! Masticate! Masticate! Expectorate!
Masturbate - something used to catch big fish.
Masturbate is used to catch big fish
Masturbation (v): Coming unscrewed
Masturbation = Knowing you love who you have sex with.
Masturbation doesn't cause blindness, love does.
Masturbation is coming unscrewed.
Masturbation is just sex with someone you truly love.
Masturbation is just too painful - E. Scissorhands.
Masturbation is taking matters into your own hands.
Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton
Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to real life.
Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to real life.  -- K. Marx
Masturbation!  The amazing availability of it!  -- James Joyce
Masturbation, n. - Sex with someone who understands you
Masturbation:  The human version of AUTOEXEC...BAT
Masturbation: *Safe* when your Significant Other is in her 9th month.
Masturbation: At least it's sex with someone I love!
Masturbation: Autoeroticism.
Masturbation: Can cause insanity
Masturbation: Can cause insanity. &lt;- Back to the 18th Century, shmuck!
Masturbation: Doesn't cause blindness; Love does.
Masturbation: Doing it wrong ... How can you do it W*R*O*N*G??
Masturbation: Feels good, provides relief, no disease worries.
Masturbation: If you DO IT wrong ... How can you DO IT W*R*O*N*G ???
Masturbation: If you smoke when you finish, you're going way too FAST!!
Masturbation: Knowing you love the one you have sex with.
Masturbation: Males don't have to be *taught* how to do it!
Masturbation: Natural? Yes. Preferred? Sometimes. Fast? Usually.
Masturbation: No apology necessary if you can't keep it up.
Masturbation: No criticism of sexual performance, ever!
Masturbation: Not as good as a partner, but *always* available.
Masturbation: Nothing follows you around later that's not *attached*.
Masturbation: OOHHHHH, that F-f-f-feels so GOOOOOD, Tom ejaculated.
Masturbation: Sex with someone you truly love.
Masturbation: The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
Masturbation: The speedy relief, tension reducer, erection eraser.
Masturbation: the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
Masturbation? Sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
Masturbators DO IT singlehandedly
Masturbators DO IT singlehandedly (sometimes).
Match Activated Controlled Response Operation is ON
Match makers DO IT with singles.
Match makers do it with sticks.
Match-makers do it with singles.
Matching Bumperstickers:  I_vote_Pro-Life   I'm_the_NRA
Mate, this bird wouldn't 'voom' if you put 4 million volts through it!
Mate, this bird wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it
Matematicar je masina za pretvaranje kafe u teoreme.
Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention]
Mater of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Maternity Shop: We provide the accessories after the fact.
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
Maternity pay?	Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant
Maternity pay?  Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.  -- Malcolm Smith
Mates like a Tribble.
Math & Alcohol don't mix.   Don't drink and derive!
Math & alcohol don't mix; Please don't drink and derive!
Math - the one subject that *really* counts!
Math / CS / Theater / Philosophy
Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus.
Math Problems?  Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2.
Math Problems?  Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i) ]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
Math Problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2.
Math Problems? call 0898 10x(24+13)-(4-16)/2*21.23+34
Math and Alcohol don't mix.  Please don't drink & derive.
Math and Alcohol don't mix.... Don't drink and derive!
Math and Alcohol don't mix:  please don't drink and derive.
Math and alcohol don't mix, so don't drink and derive
Math and alcohol don't mix.  Please don't drink & derive!
Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive!
Math and booze don't mix. Don't drink and derive.
Math and booze don't mix: Please don't drink & derive
Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH.  --Rick Bayan
Math class is tough.  (Hillary Rodham)
Math class is tough.  (Hillary Rodham)
Math illiteracy affects 7.9999857 of every 4.9999834 PENTIUMS!
Math illiteracy affects 8 of every 5 people.
Math illiteracy affects eight of every five people.
Math is hard, so I will eat your brain -- New Barbie/Venom Doll
Math is like a box of chocolates... -Pentium Gump
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.  -- R. Drabek
Math is like love Ä a simple idea but it can get compli
Math is supposed to be a science.  I think it's a religion.
Math is the language God used to write the universe.
Math is the square root of all evil
Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex
Math majors DO IT by induction.
Math on a pentium: 1+1=1.3457458937
Math phobic?  Dial 1-800-10x(24 + 13)-(64-16)/24E2
Math problems ???    Call 1-800-(3*43)+(135\9)-(285/3)2
Math problems?  Call 1-800-10*(24+13)-(64-16)/2^14E2*3.14
Math problems? Call --x[y+a]sin/(x)
Math problems? Call 1-800-10*(24+13)-(64-16)/2^14E2.
Math problems? Call 1-800-10^8(24a+13)-(64Z-9%)/2+x
Math problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/24E2.
Math problems? Call 1-800-10x*(24y-3z^2)-(4y^2+10x^2)
Math problems? Call 1-800-2x[3y+a]sin(5x)
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i).]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Math problems? Call 1...800...10*(24+13)...(64...16)/2^14E2
Math problems?? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-8y)/2+36x-17
Math problems??? Then call 1-800-363-(3+256)/2x(34/3.1416)/56
Math professors have bore-gasms.
Math sums things up
Math teacher
Math trouble?  Call 1-800-2x+Sin(y)-5*3
Math trouble? Call 1-800-2x+y[sin]-5*3
Mathematical Model:  46-26-38
Mathematician using HP49 calculator: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. Try to Recover Memory?
Mathematician using Unix: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is BUS ERROR
Mathematician using Unix: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is BUS ERROR
Mathematician using Windows: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 caused an illegal operation in module PRIME.DLL.
Mathematician using Windows: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 caused an illegal operation in module PRIME.DLL.
Mathematician:  a machine for converting coffee into theo
Mathematician:  a machine for converting coffee into theo
Mathematicians DO IT as continuous function.
Mathematicians DO IT by the numbers
Mathematicians DO IT commutatively.
Mathematicians DO IT discretely.
Mathematicians DO IT exponentially!
Mathematicians DO IT forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians DO IT homologically.
Mathematicians DO IT in groups.
Mathematicians DO IT in imaginary planes.
Mathematicians DO IT on smooth contours.
Mathematicians DO IT partially.
Mathematicians DO IT reciprocally.
Mathematicians DO IT symmetrically.
Mathematicians DO IT to prove themselves
Mathematicians DO IT to their limits.
Mathematicians DO IT transcendentally.
Mathematicians DO IT variably.
Mathematicians DO IT with imaginary parts.
Mathematicians DO IT with logs.
Mathematicians DO IT with nobel's wife.
Mathematicians DO IT with odd functions.
Mathematicians DO IT with relations.
Mathematicians DO IT with sum.
Mathematicians are # (Exp(i*pi))!
Mathematicians can do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
Mathematicians do it ad infinitum
Mathematicians do it an uncountable number of times.
Mathematicians do it associatively.
Mathematicians do it by manipulating figures.
Mathematicians do it commutatively.
Mathematicians do it complexly
Mathematicians do it compoundly.
Mathematicians do it constantly.
Mathematicians do it continuously.
Mathematicians do it discretely.
Mathematicians do it equally
Mathematicians do it exponentially!
Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians do it functionally.
Mathematicians do it homologically.
Mathematicians do it in fields.
Mathematicians do it in groups.
Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes.
Mathematicians do it in numbers.
Mathematicians do it in pairs.
Mathematicians do it in periods
Mathematicians do it in power series.
Mathematicians do it in quadrants
Mathematicians do it in series.
Mathematicians do it in theory.  
Mathematicians do it on smooth contours.
Mathematicians do it onto others.
Mathematicians do it over and under the curves.
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular.
Mathematicians do it partially.
Mathematicians do it recursively.
Mathematicians do it reflexively.
Mathematicians do it symmetrically.
Mathematicians do it to prove themselves.
Mathematicians do it to their limits.
Mathematicians do it totally.
Mathematicians do it transcendentally.
Mathematicians do it transitively.
Mathematicians do it variably.
Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife.
Mathematicians do it with a Minkowski sausage.
Mathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts.
Mathematicians do it with linear pairs.
Mathematicians do it with odd functions.
Mathematicians do it with pi.
Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
Mathematicians do it with relations.
Mathematicians do it with sets
Mathematicians do it with the natural log.
Mathematicians do it with their real parts.
Mathematicians do it without limit.
Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval.
Mathematicians have to PROVE they can do it
Mathematicians have to prove they did it.
Mathematicians practice absolute freedom. -- Henry Adams
Mathematicians prove they did it.
Mathematicians stand on eaach other's shoulder, Computer Scientists stand on each other's toes
Mathematicians think they're metamathematicians
Mathematicians, beware the sine of the beast!
Mathematicians; Don't drink and derive.
Mathematics Made Easy - by Lois Denominator
Mathematics is 10% inspiration ...and 99% perspiration
Mathematics is a subset of language, NOT the other way around.
Mathematics is the language God used to write the universe.
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what  one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. -- Russell
Mathematics not Zathras' skill
Mathematics tutorial .. 008 - (23^2)/4 45^-3 !3 2pi log 34*2
Mathemeticians do it exponentially!
Mathemeticians do it with sets
Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times.
Mathmaticians do it by manipulating figures.
Maths - the one subject that *really* counts!
Maths and Alcohol don't mix.  Please don't drink & derive
Matilda's Law of Sub-Committee Formation:  If you leave the room,&lt;&gt;you're elected
Matilda's Sub-Committee Law:  If you leave the room, you're elected.
Mating Call Of The Mail Duck:  "QWK!  QWK!  QWK!"
Mating call of a blonde:  "I think I'm drunk"
Mating call of a brunette:  "Is that damn blonde gone yet?"
Mating call of the Redneck?  "Honey, you awake?"
Matowingus: When part of your sandwich flies out into your lap.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matrix me the Epson way!
Matron Mothers know best. - Drow Proverb
Matrurity, n. - The most disillusioning part of a young adult's life
Matsch's Law:  It's better to have a horrible ending than to have&lt;&gt;horrors without end
Matt DE N9PBJ David
Matt Lord loves a cheerful Giwer.
Matt Toney þ It's not valid until I get a 20 or 21 incher
Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
Matt! Matt! It's Jim Kirk! Kirk
Matt! We're stronger with you than without you! - Kirk
Matt, please hand me another E.I. Brick!
Matt. 15:6
Matt:  Limbless man on a doorstep.
Matter can be neither created or destroyed. However, it *can* be mislaid
Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost
Matter cannot be created or destroyed or returned without a receipt.
Matter of time: When someone burns a flag and calls it kinetic art.
Matter will be damaged in direct propartion to its value.
Matter/anti-matter, the debate continues
Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance?
Matthew 15:32
Matthew 23:9:  And call no man your father upon the earth
Matthew 24:10 | And then shall many be offended,
Matthew 24:11 | And many false prophets shall rise,
Matthew 6:11 | Give us this day our daily bread.
Matthew 7:1 | Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Matthew 7:20  |  Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know  them
Matthew 7:7  Ask, and it shall be given you;
Matthew 7:7 |... seek, and ye shall find;
Matthew Coon Come wouldn't have made it as an exterminator.
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus.  Neil Matthews was one
Mattress Police...spread'em, and DON'T remove that TAG!
Mattress Tagline:  Do not remove under penalty of Law
Mattresses tend to be full of life, and no one writes odes to them.
Mature software:  code old enough that for every bug fixe
Mature student
Maturity & cunning beat youth & inexperience EVERY TIME
Maturity comes from the threat of mortality.
Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up
Maturity is not biting a cat.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffer
Maturity is the belief that reality subdues idealism
Maturity of mind is the capacity to endure uncertainty. - John Finley
Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Matz's Maxim:  A conclusion is the place where you get tired of&lt;&gt;thinking
Matz's Medication Rule: A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report
Matz's Rule Regarding Medications:  A drug is a substance that,&lt;&gt;when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report
Matz's Warning:  Beware of the physician who is great at getting&lt;&gt;out of trouble
Matz's maxim: the conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Mau gosto - ideal se visitar tribos canibais
Maugham's Thought:  Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
Maureen, does have a way with words. Serge I. Cyr
Maurice F. Granville, Chairman & CEO (Texaco), was an Eagle Scout.
Maurice, love is not blind enough to allow me to ignore that tie
Maury Povich?  Coco Channel?  Earnest Tubbs? -- TV's Frank
Mausoleum:  The final and funniest folly of the rich. - A
Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. - Ambrose Bierce
Mawwage.  Mawwage is wot bwings us togever today... - The Bishop
Max doesn't believe he was abducted by aliens, I believe he was! - FM
Max has listed "Reality" as a PREVIOUS address!!
Max oxymoron: The Senate Ethics Committee.
Max takes your BBSing to the Maximum and further!
Max's Theory of Evolution - Darwin was adopted.
Max, a smartass kid dosen't think were scarry... - Sam
Maxddudes ? Imaxned
Maxey's Maxim: No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would
Maxim! Yours was the vital spark which kindled us all
Maxims of Law Taglines *S*W*I*P*E*D!*        Thanks, John! :-)
Maximum Sheilds, there seems to be a large Blue Wave approaching.
Maximum phaser range; fire on my mark
Maximum power. Chakotay
Maximum suckage! - Psycrow, on Earthworm Jim
Maximus, Blue Wave, Qedit & ShareSpell... the awesome 4-some!
Maxres.ZIP is a trojan that will damage your system
Maxwell Smart of Borg: Missed assimilating him by thaaat much!
Maxwell Smart of Borg: You will be assimilated. Sorry about
Maxwell of Borg: "Not now 99! Would you believe I'm assimilating?
May 1, 2015 headline: Elvis spotted in retirement home.
May 9th, 1995 - Bill returns home to Moscow
May Allah blow sand in your Preparation H
May Batgirl WALK IN PEACE!
May Christ Continue to bless you and your family!!
May Cupid's arrow be stong and true...Happy Valentine's Day!
May DeForrest Be With You.
May Ed McMahon bend the boards on your doorstep
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
May Flowers  - By April Showers
May Flowers:                       April Showers
May Flowers: April Showers
May Fortune favor the foolish -- Kirk
May God Jim...Your Dead!
May God and Rush Limbaugh save us from Slick Willy!
May God answer all your prayers - then mistake your worst enemy for you
May God be between you and harm, and all the empty places you must walk.
May God bless and keep the censors...far away from us!
May God grant me a pliant maiden, a swift horse and a stout sword
May God grant you mercy that I cannot. -- The Crow
May God grant you the mercy that I cannot.
May God grant you the mercy that I cannot. -- Eric Draven
May God grant you the mercy that I cannot. -- The Crow
May God have mercy on your soul because I won't
May God hold you in his arms while we're apart
May God keep you and your family tree from all harm.
May I always walk with God, His arm around my shoulders and His hand over my mouth
May I ask how you got here? - Riker
May I ask sir,when you graduated from this sort of assigment?-Bashir
May I ask what crime you have comitted? - Kirk
May I ask what you offer in return for this worship? - McCoy
May I ask when you became morale officer? - Tuvok
May I ask why you wanted it? --Data
May I be excused ?   My brain is FULL
May I be excused?  My brain is full ! - Maggie
May I be excused?  My brain is full.
May I be excused?  My brain is full. - Calvin
May I be of some service? - Odo
May I be so bold as to make a couple of suggestions (BTW, I can
May I be the man my dog thinks I am
May I begin?
May I borrow your PPG to shoot myself squarely in the head? - Susan
May I buy less government please?
May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
May I come back as an X-File and be explored by Mulder
May I dab tenderly at your forehead, Steve - Tom as guy/#606
May I fire you?
May I have a Moeba please.
May I have a chocolate? she asked sweetly.
May I have one of those chocolates?  Tom said candidly
May I have one of those chocolates? asked Tom, candidly
May I have some more smoked salmon?
May I have ten thousand marbles please?
May I have ten thousand taglines please.
May I help you, Sahr? - Deveel Shopkeeper
May I introduce the family Stone? Tom asked slyly.
May I join your group and sing, too? Tom inquired.
May I leave now????  My brain is full!
May I leave the room? asked the schoolboy, high-handedly.
May I live as long as I want to, and want to as long as I live.
May I mumble dogface to the banana patch? - S. Martin
May I plea guilty by reason of sanity?
May I please be excused?  My Brain is full
May I pour you a buttock? Uh, Nipp...uh, drink? - Tom
May I remind everyone? We ARE in the Arctic" - Fox Mulder
May I remind you to BITE ME?!
May I say you look beautiful this morning. Neelix
May I see it? - Kirk
May I see your moderator hunting permit, sir?
May I show you some of our latest fashions? - Garak
May I suggest a nice set of fur lined ankle straps?
May I suggest an ace?
May I take a message?  He's in prison right now.
May I take this home with me?
May I take your order, please? -- TV's Frank
May I... get you a drink, dear? - Data
May Kahless guide us on this day of vengeance. - Kang
May MichealAngelo never paint your screen
May Roger always walk the pattern of Amber.
May Rothschild make you his heir, then outlive you.
May Ted Kennedy give you a ride home!
May The Farce Be With You
May The SMORE Be With You!
May Trollsnot cling to your eyelashes for ever!
May Urth's magic songs  on all sides guard thee.
May Vincent Vega give your child his next booster shot!
May Yoko Ono sing you to sleep every night
May Your Nightmare Be With You!!
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
May a camel give birth in your tent.
May a convoy of driving students preceed you
May a dictionary be with you
May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister
May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz
May a moody baby doom a yam?
May a pregnant elephant give birth in your living room.
May a thousand angry hornets take refuge in your briefs
May accuracy triumph over victory!
May all of your Christmas wishes come true!
May all your B-Days be happy ones, may you see a Hundred More!
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
May all your Tribbles be little ones
May all your boils, sores, scabs, , and carbuncles be little ones.
May all your daughters become well-known... to policemen
May all your desires be granted at once.  -Ancient Chinese curse
May all your desires be granted at once. -- Persian Curse
May all your dreams be chocolate!
May all your dreams come true, and may you have only nightmares.
May all your enemies pilot assault 'Mechs
May all your family trees branch toward the stars! 
May all your guesses be right -- McCoy
May all your hang-ups be drip dry
May all your nouns and adjectives agree in gender and number.
May all your pains be small enough so there's room for them all.
May all your ports be "best price" ports
May all your pushes be popped!
May all your relatives move in with you.
May all your rinse cycles be gentle - Dr. Forrester
May all your tribbles be little ones
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions.
May all your ups and downs be in bed.
May all your weeds be Wildflowers.
May all your weeds turn out to be Wildflowers.
May all your wishes be granted
May all your wishes come true.  -Ancient Persian curse
May an alien blood drench our furrows! (last line, La Marsellaise)
May an unclean yak sit in your sister's chicken soup. - Karnak
May bad English makes me so fast nobody after !
May barbarians invade your personal space!
May be armed with a large, experimental brassiere.
May be too intense for some viewers.
May cause excitability, especially in children.
May conspirators assassinate you in a mall!
May da' Schwarz be with you! - Yogurt
May divorce be with you!
May evil BEWARE!..and good dress warmly and eat fresh vegetables.-Tick
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!
May flies do it, then die.
May fortune favor the foolish
May fortune favor the foolish and ships named Enterprise.
May fortune favor the foolish and ships named Voyager.
May fortune favor the foolish and those named @TOFIRST@!
May fortune favor the foolish.
May fortune favor the foolish.  -  J. Kirk
May fortune favour the foolish.
May gold, jewels, and silver never mean a thing to you.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat them.  - Howard the Dolphin
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, David Rawsthorne.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you, Rush Limbaugh.
May great Cthulhu rise and eat you.
May habaneras grow in your armpits
May he rest in pieces. - Wambaugh
May his days be few; may another take his office. Psalm 109:8
May his honeymoon be like a kitchen table, all legs and no drawers.
May it always be so to tyrants.
May it be Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
May it be on this earth?
May it fill out lives with new meaning - Lore
May it soon cleave goblins once again. - Thorin Oakenshield
May loud beeps infest your early morning hours!
May mercy and peace and love be multiplied
May misfortune follow you all of your life, but never catch up
May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
May my search reveal all
May no one ever burst your bubble..Happiness always
May no son of the ocean be devoured by his mother. (Navy)
May our love always be dangerous, no guarantees.
May our nation be the BEAKON of hope to the world.- Quayle'89 XmasCard
May our search reveal all
May rudders govern, and ships obey. (Navy)
May spill checker tolled me I spill god.
May the 'great bird of the galaxy' bless your planet. - Sulu
May the *Flush* be with you! - ToiletMan
May the Camel of Paradise bestow upon you a dropping
May the Carrier be with you
May the Cosmic Star Goat have mercy on his reprobate soul. --Shelby S
May the CyberFairy carpal upon your keyboard !
May the Dream of life be Silver and Up
May the FNORD be with you!
May the Farce be with you
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May the Force be ... and all that.
May the Force be with us. - Admiral Ackbar
May the Force be with you.  Pass the ketchup.
May the Force be with you. --Quimby. Don't you know who I am? --Nimoy
May the Frog of Grace flatulate in your skillet
May the Fur be with you, always
May the Glory of God surround you with love and give you peace
May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace
May the Gods avert this omen. -- Cicero
May the Gods grant me a pliant maiden, a swift horse and a stout sword.
May the Gods smile on you in everything you do!
May the Good Lord bless and keep the Moderator... far away from us!
May the Great Bird Of The Galaxy bless your planet.
May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless you planet.   - Sulu
May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet.
May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you.
May the Great God of Sysoping smile upon you. :)
May the Great Maker forgive me - Londo Molari
May the Great Spirit look over your families the whole year.
May the Great Spirit look upon you with favor.
May the Iguanas Run Free!
May the KAT be with you..... @FN@ is to Katnet what Barney is to reality
May the LORD bless you and give you peace
May the Light always find you on a dreary day, When you need to be home, may you find a way. May you always have courage to take a chance, And never find frogs in your underpants,
May the Lord make us truly thankful, said Tom gracefully.
May the Lord make us truly thankful, said Tom gracefully.
May the Love of the Lady be always in your heart!
May the Porsche be with you.
May the Prophets forgive you for abandoning them - WWW
May the Prophets guide you
May the Prophets guide you -- Kira
May the Prophets inspire you
May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
May the Stars Shine Upon Your Wishes.
May the White Buffalo Spirit guide and protect you.
May the angel of death skip your house  -- and send Satan instead
May the angels that guard your bed take bribes from the devil.
May the bird of paradise DIE up your nose.
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits
May the bounty of Kjeld enrich your days
May the brain be without you
May the bugs of a thousand JHs infest your socks.
May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive.
May the bytes of a thousand replies infest your CPU.
May the clouds of reality never again cover the sun of happiness!
May the coming year be free of UAE!
May the cube be with you! - Thomas Dolby
May the dark side of the force be with You !
May the egg you ate tonight rouse you bright and early tomorrow.
May the entity of your  choice smile kindly upon you
May the evolution of the wired society still leave room for face-to-face dialogue
May the fairy god-camel leave a lump on your pillow!
May the farts be with you !
May the fates have mercy on you, sir
May the fire be your friend, may the sea rock you gently.
May the fleas of a thousand aardvarks infest your erogenous zones!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest Janet Reno's crotch!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your data line.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nose hair
May the fleas of a thousand camels nestle in your armpits.
May the flies rest lightly on your cheese
May the force be with you
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. 
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
May the forces of evil become confused on their way to your doorstep
May the four winds blow you home again
May the gods ignore you whenever you so desire
May the great galactic kitten add cream to your life
May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
May the great galactic kitten always ride on your shoulder
May the great galactic kitten always warm your lap
May the great galactic kitten be your cherished companion
May the great galactic kitten bring you perfect bliss
May the great galactic kitten carry you with soft paws
May the great galactic kitten cover your mistakes with sand
May the great galactic kitten drop a furball in your cup
May the great galactic kitten drop a gift in your cuff
May the great galactic kitten find you a scratching post
May the great galactic kitten frolic at your feet
May the great galactic kitten hide a gift under your pillow
May the great galactic kitten loveingly smooth your fur
May the great galactic kitten make you more aware of birds
May the great galactic kitten make you smile
May the great galactic kitten make your home warmer
May the great galactic kitten make your life rodent free
May the great galactic kitten never alter you
May the great galactic kitten never bury your virtues
May the great galactic kitten never ignore your call
May the great galactic kitten never put you out at night
May the great galactic kitten open your heart
May the great galactic kitten share its table with you
May the great galactic kitten shed in your shredded wheat
May the great galactic kitten shower you with catnip
May the great galactic kitten shred your shorts
May the great galactic kitten spray your garden of desire
May the great galactic kitten untie your shoelaces
May the great gods of spare time rock your runabout.
May the hair on his toes never fall out. - Thorin Oakenshield
May the horse be with you. -- Obi Wan to Roy Rogers
May the joy of a redheads love be yours!
May the light of Nyarlathotep never shine on you
May the love of the Lady always be in your heart.
May the love of the Lord and Lady always be within you.
May the love you share be as timeless as the tides & as deep as the sea
May the moon light your way, till the wind sets you free.
May the next version of WP be the last!
May the peace and the glory of Jesus Christ be with you always.  Amen.
May the sauce be with you !
May the seasons turn many times 'for you see evil again
May the skepticism that we develop on April Foods' Day protect us for the rest of the year
May the source be with you
May the source be with you, Luke !
May the source be with you.
May the spirit of Goa trance be with you!
May the sun and the spring breeze warm and caress you like an apple as you hang from a tree
May the tears of the tankard afford us relief
May the towel be with you!
May the turning of the wheel bring you what you seek
May the virii of a 1000 Lamerz fall upon your CPU.
May the volts of a 1000 lightning bolts strike your modem
May the wind at your back always be your own
May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.
May the wind at your back not be your own.
May the wind be fast to your back and blow you over.
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May the wind behind you always be your own.  Old Viking proverb
May the wings of love never lose a feather.
May the wolves never eat you because you're so tough and stringy.
May the wolves run at your side and not at your heels.
May these events not eat thy servant like sushi
May they all die beautifully!
May they find thousands of new cures for you each year.
May they name something new after you: a disease.
May this new year be filled with blessings for you and yours
May thy Pipes be created on floppies
May thy knife chip and shatter
May trouble last as long as your New Years resolution
May we find an abiding reality that we call God.
May we get in our arms those whom we love in our hearts
May we kiss the ones we please, and please the ones we kiss.  -Doom
May we kiss those we please And please those we kiss
May we live so all know maturity of mind and spirit.
May we speak with him alone? Tuvok
May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul
May whatever god you believe in save your butt.
May whatever god you believe in, have mercy on your souls - Q
May wolves run at your side, and not at your heels
May ye be bitten only in daylight.
May you afford only the finest gruel.
May you always ask a question at the right time of the right person.
May you always have drink in your hand.
May you always have food in your belly.
May you always have love in your heart
May you always have water.
May you always misuse the subjunctive!
May you always pilot an Ostscout
May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth.
May you and your wife share with each other like a horse & a sparrow
May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time. 
May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.
May you be able to afford only gruel
May you be cursed with chronic anxiety about the weather
May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead!
May you be richly rewarded by the Lord, the God of Israel
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.
May you be such a fast healer, new boils keep growing over you scabs.
May you be twins, so all your pains, troubles & worries are double
May you become the greatest expert on drought, locust, pip, and anthrax.
May you croak one day before your worst enemy.
May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
May you die afraid, alone and in pain.
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you die on Caladan! --Ancient Drinking Toast
May you drink the nectar of the Gods, and not wake with a hangover.
May you dwell forever in Amber, which endureth forever. &lt;Eric&gt;
May you enjoy your wedding feast, then choke on the last bite.
May you ferment in the frothing feces of a constipated crocodile!
May you find a wife who dresses as well as you do. -- BJ to Klinger
May you find sweet inspiration - may your memory not be dull.
May you find the light and walk the mountain tops.
May you find your way as pleasant. - The Keeper
May you float in the waters of life forever. Never thirst
May you fool your enemies and beat them to Paradise.
May you get exactly what you deserve - Shin'a'in curse
May you get what you deserve, in this life and the next
May you get what you deserve, in this life and the next. (Wiccan curse)
May you get-not what you deserve-but your heart's desire-Sayvel
May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya.
May you have as many sorrows as a chicken has lips.
May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters
May you have many friends and very few living enemies
May you have many handsome and obedient sons
May you have the power of a pagan, and the wisdom of a witch.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door
May you live all the days of your life
May you live all the days of your life -- Swift
May you live all the days of your life.
May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift
May you live all the days of your life. -SwiftM
May you live an interesting life.  -- Old Chinese curse
May you live in His Peace forever.
May you live in exciting times.  -Ancient Chinese curse
May you live in interesting times
May you live in interesting times - Tayledras saying
May you live in interesting times.
May you live in interesting times.  --Chinese curse
May you live in interesting times. (Ancient Chinese curse)
May you live in interesting times...and take pictures
May you live in uninteresting times.
May you live in uninteresting times. -- Chinese proverb
May you live to see a great Prime Minister in office again
May you live to see a great president in office again.
May you live until you die
May you lose all your teeth - but one should remain for a toothache
May you lose all your teeth... but one for a toothache
May you lose all, so that no enemy can cast an evil eye upon you
May you make a poor man richer: your doctor.
May you make a widow and orphans happy - your own
May you marry the best cook in the world and get ulcers.
May you never develop stomach trouble from too rich a diet.
May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, or prick
May you never find a tribble in your chicken soup.
May you never gag on your GAHK! * Klingon Saying
May you never gag on your gahk! -- Klingon Proverb
May you never have to listen to surf music again. -- Jimi Hendrix
May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.
May you never hear a word of gossip, slander, profanity, or blasphemy.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
May you never sneeze backwards!
May you sup sour from the spoon of grief. - Irish
May you taste like chicken in your next incarnation
May you wake up with the Breath of 1000 Camels
May your 1040 be audited by a Ferenghi.
May your Backfire never backfire.
May your FUTURE endeavors LINK you to success
May your Gagh never wander off of your plate.
May your Gagh never wander off your plate. - Klingon curse
May your Gahk never move off your plate.
May your Gahk never move off your plate. - Klingon culinary saying
May your Gakh never wonder off your plate.
May your Kayak have only one hole in it.
May your Monitor Live Long and Phosphor
May your New Year be a thousand times better than any you've ever had.
May your SO always know when you need a hug
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels
May your _gagh_ never wander off your plate.
May your animal guide lick you in the face.
May your backups always be good but never be necessary!
May your best yesterday be better than your worst today.
May your bollocks turn square and fester at the corners
May your bread rise well and your oven bake perfectly
May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
May your camel be as swift as the wind
May your camel spit nothing but dates. -- Klinger to Hawkeye
May your cavalry be an Urbanmech company
May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
May your computer grow ears and start listening.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet!
May your daughters be like the flowers in the field -- wither away and f
May your daughters hair grow thick and abundant, all over her face
May your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
May your daughters' hair grow thick and abundant all over their faces
May your day be blessed with simple pleasures.
May your dragons enchant (and not enslave) you.
May your enemies get cramps in their legs when they dance on your grave.
May your family tree grow happy branches.
May your fingers never lose their cunning. -- Hawkeye to Fr. Mulcahy
May your fortune grow so you can afford only the finest specialist
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
May your glass never be empty & your life always bubbly.
May your halls be filled with laughter and merriment.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends
May your journey be free of incident.
May your landings equal your takeoffs.
May your life be filled with experiences.
May your life be filled with lawyers.
May your life be interesting --- Shin'a'in curse
May your monitor Live Long and Phospher!
May your monitor live long and phosphor!
May your mouth never close and your anus never open
May your next door neighbor buy five small yapping dogs
May your pans never burn & your milk never scorch.
May your path be easy and your burdens light
May your path be filled with groovy scenery!
May your pinfalls be many and your screwjobs few.
May your qagh never wander off your plate. ÄÄKlingon grace
May your rainbows have blunt, rounded edges
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
May your sails be dry and blade slick with blood
May your screen live long and phosphor.
May your scrotum sack turn into a nerf -pussy
May your search reveal all !
May your shadow always be found in happy places
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case
May your spirit stay unbroken let you not be deterred
May your way be as pleasant. - The Keeper
May your wife super-glue your dick to your belly.
May your yourney be free of incidents. - Spock
Maybe "All You Need Is Love," but money helps.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theolo
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.  - R. S. Barton
Maybe Dr. Pulaski should have been pushed down a turboshaft???
Maybe Forrester will cut Nummy-Muffin's head off - Crow
Maybe God is a kid playing SimEarth.
Maybe God will cover up his eyes
Maybe Gore was reincarnated. No one could be so dumb in ONE lifetime!
Maybe I DO have room for a pool table - Mike on cavern
Maybe I am fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight!
Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing.       Doctor #4
Maybe I better go to Sick Bay. --La Forge
Maybe I can fit my other foot in my mouth
Maybe I can get a point for originality - Calvin
Maybe I could change the world/Or maybe I could change myself  Utopia
Maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable - Ash
Maybe I don't FEEL like smiling
Maybe I don't want to have a nice day
Maybe I got it yesterday
Maybe I need someone who doesn't speak English. - George
Maybe I read too much into it. - Anna Steven
Maybe I should ask for a Sex on the Beach all the time
Maybe I should check your systems. Lore
Maybe I should cut back to 12 pounds of caffeine a day?
Maybe I should cut the power before I--  ZZZAAPPOWWWWWW
Maybe I should get some sleep. - Sito
Maybe I should go--Odo OH, no. STAY.--Kira
Maybe I should have started drinking earlier
Maybe I should join the Ozone Layer?
Maybe I should just save the world & blow you away right now. Kermit
Maybe I should take a shower before I die - Mike as girl
Maybe I should take the mike, stand up tall like Micheal Stipe. - Miles
Maybe I use a disguise.  Faith and begorrah.
Maybe I was holding all the aces, but what was the game?
Maybe I'll be fast as you
Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and
Maybe I'll do things right.
Maybe I'll experiment tonight
Maybe I'll get myself a few majors and go into business.-Col. Potter
Maybe I'll just stick with nose ridges, to balance out the earring
Maybe I'll live so long that I'll forget her. Maybe I'll die trying.
Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my belly button lint
Maybe I'll protract this scene a little longer - Mike
Maybe I'll see you in CHAOS_LANDING
Maybe I'll step outside too. - Kirk
Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while. - Ivanova
Maybe I'll wait til ya'll work the bugs out first
Maybe I'll wear my hair UP tonight. - Marj Simpson, on her prom night
Maybe I'm a witch, lost in time. -Tori Amos
Maybe I'm being paranoid... - Scully to Mulder
Maybe I'm being paraoid..."--Dana Scully
Maybe I'm here to start the unisex revolution. -- Sam Beckett
Maybe I'm in the wrong place?
Maybe I'm just going crazy - Luke Skywalker
Maybe I'm just going crazy. - Luke
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. - Ashleigh Brilliant
Maybe I'm not Jesus!  Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!....&lt;D. Koresh&gt;
Maybe I'm wrong, but don't I have a right to be wrong?
Maybe I've been up here in the frozen north for too long
Maybe I've changed in the past few years. --Sisko
Maybe I've had 12 nice days in a row.  Now I'm ready for a crappy day
Maybe Joycelyn Elders is the "rut" of the problem.
Maybe Joycelyn Elders just can't understand the "rammerfercations."
Maybe Lorena Bobbit should visit Michael Jackson.
Maybe Michael Jackson could get a cell with Peewee
Maybe Schumer CAN make a widow and orphans happy...his own!
Maybe THE UNIVERSE is fuzzy! -Hubble Astronomers
Maybe Zek's just giving them a box. - Rom
Maybe _you'd_ like to do it. - Riker
Maybe a 2nd draft would've helped this movie - Crow
Maybe a CPA reading this can explain the advantages of death!
Maybe a Dragon started the fire in Waco.
Maybe a bright sandy beach is gonna bring you back --Tori Amos
Maybe a great magnet pulls all souls towards truth. -k.d. lang
Maybe a little hot sex could replace the bitching part!
Maybe afraid of it, let's discredit it, let's pick away at it - NIN
Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well. -- Will Rogers
Maybe all we need is to get our foot in the door. - Scott
Maybe all you need to do is work on your approach
Maybe being dead isn't so bad after all! - She-Hulk
Maybe candy and flowers once in a while would help
Maybe carrots will give me strong, sharp eyes, but what if they also give me long floppy ears?
Maybe ducks are easier to fool than snow - Calvin
Maybe everyone is wrong.
Maybe hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the risk?
Maybe he *really* didn't wanna go to jail. - Mulder on Pusher
Maybe he didn't die for nothing. - Kirk on Decker
Maybe he knows the deeper secrets of their madness - Fox Mulder
Maybe he left a will. Torres
Maybe he needs the practice. - Al Unser Jr
Maybe he remarried.
Maybe he was gonna fit her for a pillowcase, too - Fox Mulder
Maybe he woke up on the wrong side of the cage
Maybe he's (the whale) singing to that man!
Maybe he's just tired of listening to you complain. I know I am.
Maybe he's over-reached himself. - Kirk
Maybe he's something more, something darker. I only know that he is
Maybe heaven is a place where you're *allowed* to be bad - Calvin
Maybe his friends can take up a collection to buy him a clue.
Maybe his mind has snapped...snapped further...-Princess What'sHerName
Maybe i'm all messed up in you -- NIN
Maybe if I expand the search to include all primates... - Dogbert
Maybe if I give @TO@ a bath in Preperation H he'll go away
Maybe if I give Shadow Ripper a bath in Preperation H he'll go away.
Maybe if I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow
Maybe if he had some Lava, I coulda done a better job
Maybe if she shaves her head and talks slowly with her hands
Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake!
Maybe if we hold the pages up to the light. Quark
Maybe if we're noisy enough, we'll get an answer
Maybe if we're noisy enough, we'll get an answer  &lt;g&gt;.
Maybe in a strange sort of way he was trying to be a hero -- Sisko
Maybe it *is* Irene Ryan. -- Tom Servo
Maybe it *isn't* an accident that Janeway got lost?
Maybe it _was_ my imagination. - Troi
Maybe it didn't mean so much but it meant everthing to me
Maybe it is Pardise after all. Kirk
Maybe it isn't malice at all.  Mabe it's just stpidity!OJW
Maybe it was Memphis, maybe it was you, maybe it was me
Maybe it was a probe of some kind. --La Forge
Maybe it was another baldheaded, jigsaw - puzzle - tattooed naked guy - FM
Maybe it was another naked tattoo-headed man eating a fish.--Mulder
Maybe it was just me, but college was very confusing times
Maybe it was something your mother took during pregnancy
Maybe it was sumthin I ate. - X-Files Connundrum
Maybe it went with the cup and spoon...:)
Maybe it will work itself loose. Janeway
Maybe it won't be long.
Maybe it''s time for ol' Carl to move on. - Carl Robinson
Maybe it'll go away like a bad dream! - Don Horton
Maybe it's Canada pretending to be England? -- Tom Servo
Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be American?
Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be English?
Maybe it's Prozac causing media to live in unreality?
Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets. - Stan
Maybe it's Tom I don't get... -- Gypsy
Maybe it's a disgrunted altar boy" - Fox Mulder
Maybe it's a dream come true.
Maybe it's a film on sex? - Tom as season's change
Maybe it's a light summer casket - Joel
Maybe it's a light summer casket... -- Joel Robinson
Maybe it's an unusual away mission. -- Guinan
Maybe it's because I find it so hard to trust anybody. - Mulder
Maybe it's for the young generation - Crow on metal music
Maybe it's in the basement.  I'll go upstairs and check
Maybe it's inbreeding that makes the Democrats that way
Maybe it's just my cynicism talking, but I doubt it.
Maybe it's just your destiny to be tormented with a camera. -Durkin
Maybe it's right to be nervous now
Maybe it's the threat of being burned at the stake... - Mulder
Maybe it's time for ol' Carl to move on. - Carl Robinson
Maybe my computer's hurt: it ruptured its disk
Maybe my lobotomy didn't take
Maybe my modem cable is faulty
Maybe next time you'll listen when I tell you not to do something.
Maybe next time!
Maybe next year I'll work on my procrastination!
Maybe none of your gay friends have come out to you.
Maybe normal voice phone lines can't handle things like that.
Maybe now we'll get some answers. Picard
Maybe one of these sources could shed some light
Maybe she's Not Really Dead (tm).
Maybe she...Maybe she
Maybe someday
Maybe someday I'll be strong.
Maybe someone should have labeled the future:  Some Assembly Required!
Maybe something bad, maybe something good
Maybe that's how immortals do it, but I have to be more careful
Maybe the Devil is God in exile
Maybe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is just being italic
Maybe the Mars Probe Comm unit can be upgraded
Maybe the Nagus has gone insane! - Rom
Maybe the Tower of Pisa is just being italic
Maybe the government wants to keep us as pets
Maybe the hole in the ozone layer came from the outside?
Maybe the meek will inherit the earth, but if they do, they'll
Maybe the moderators twitted all of US.
Maybe the proof of God's sense of humor is the existence of atheists.
Maybe the universe *is* fuzzy. --Hubble Astronomers
Maybe the universe *is* fuzzy. --Hubble Scientists
Maybe the universe IS fuzzy. - Hubble scientists
Maybe the universe is SUPPOSED to be fuzzy--Hubble Scientists
Maybe the universe really IS fuzzy? --- Hubble Telescope Scientist
Maybe the words are more important than the man. --Kahless II
Maybe the world doesn't existit blew up and we're all dead.
Maybe their parachutes didn't open- Fox Mulder on falling toads
Maybe there was *too* *much* wrestling... -- Crow T. Robot
Maybe there was TOO MUCH wrestling - Crow
Maybe there's a signal breach between his brain and his body Wesley
Maybe there's a way to mimic their functions. Doctor
Maybe there's a witch doctor with an office in town. - Jim Steinman
Maybe there's nothing here. - Scully
Maybe there's nothing here." "Maybe he's hiding something."--M & S
Maybe there's some truth to those rumours. - Mulder
Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.
Maybe they just grew up.  Not me.  I refuse! - Ken Stuckas
Maybe they went to the movies" - Fox Mulder
Maybe they weren't looking in the right direction. - Mulder (Eve)
Maybe they'll invent a psychotic computer - Calvin
Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!
Maybe they're all pimps in space - Crow on crew uniforms
Maybe they're really brought by the Easter Lizard on the Easter Snake.
Maybe they've given up? - Dax
Maybe this is new way to advertise in this echo???
Maybe this is titilating to some of the lower animals. -- Nelson
Maybe this is titilating to some'a the lower animals-Mike
Maybe this isn't a problem......maybe it's an opportunity. - Nog
Maybe this isn't such a good idea. - Jake
Maybe this sour milk will be fresh tomorrow.
Maybe this was back when Trill still lived in feet.
Maybe this world another planet's Hell (A. Huxley)
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Maybe tonight, we'll find each other.
Maybe tonight, we'll get together.
Maybe tonight, you'll turn around and I'll be there.
Maybe tonight.  Maybe tonight you'll be gone
Maybe tonite,  we'll find each other.
Maybe tonite,  we'll get together.
Maybe tonite,  you'll turn around and I'll be there.
Maybe we _have_ made some progress after all. - Sisko
Maybe we can be partners? Tom ventured.
Maybe we can find a better solution down the road. Paris
Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes
Maybe we can go around them? - Picard
Maybe we can't break it, but I'll bet we can put a dent in it.
Maybe we caught somebody's attention. --La Forge
Maybe we could introduce your dad to my mom. -- Radar to Hawkeye
Maybe we could make a reservation, or some wine with candlelight
Maybe we could paint GOLDIE HAWN a rich PRUSSIAN BLUE.
Maybe we could solve the mystery of the Horney Beast!"--White to Fox
Maybe we evolved because the Earth wanted some plastic. -- Carlin
Maybe we should all move to Outland and join Opus.
Maybe we should ask his cat
Maybe we should ask his cat - Riker
Maybe we should ask his cat.
Maybe we should have a new cultural item..RELIGON!  --Neanderthal
Maybe we should have dropped this case when you were told. - Scully
Maybe we should have subtitles for this.
Maybe we should have subtitles for this. -- Tom Servo
Maybe we should just watch television..."--Mulder (Syzygy)
Maybe we should just write Dear Abby.  Yakko Warner
Maybe we should let it run its course - Crow on murders
Maybe we should postpone the war - Riker
Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony.
Maybe we should slay *him*. - Dot
Maybe we should stay right here and see what happens. - Ro Laren
Maybe we should turn the power on BEFORE we call Tech Support
Maybe we were meant to fight our way through.
Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise
Maybe we'll find something we *both* can agree on..."--Mulder
Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present.
Maybe we're just here to give him someone to talk to. Odo
Maybe we're just imagining that."--Mulder to Scully (Syzygy)
Maybe we're not Italian enough. -- Mike Nelson
Maybe we've been at this too long - Beverly
Maybe we've no business here. I'll put in for a transfer. - O'Brien
Maybe what they found wasn't a Japanese sub - Fox Mulder
Maybe yer just a Bay City Rollers fan
Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe maybe
Maybe you ALL are homosexuals! - McBain
Maybe you can change all that. --Q
Maybe you can confirm this with your Doctor Bambi. - Scully to Mulder
Maybe you can confirm this with your Dr. Bambi. -- Scully
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge
Maybe you can't face her, but I can. - Richie Ryan
Maybe you can't, but we can. Chakotay
Maybe you could help this guy out?  He came in that way!
Maybe you could use this list of BBS Lingo?
Maybe you didn't hear me, thats an ambassadorial vessle - Sheridan
Maybe you gave up a little easily - Geordi
Maybe you guys can convince Gary that he should take a li'l vacation.
Maybe you guys need to drink more beer. - Calvin
Maybe you just need a little more coffee.
Maybe you left it in Ops? - Neela
Maybe you need another treatment - Data
Maybe you oughtta get the harpoon out your chest first. - Seinfeld
Maybe you should approach this from a more human standpoint. -Bashir
Maybe you should go down a difficulty setting
Maybe you should have filled me in before you tried to kill me - FM
Maybe you should let the m-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r-s do the moderating
Maybe you should put the speakers on the inside - Mike
Maybe you should work on a shorter intro, @F.
Maybe you should work on this one a little more.
Maybe you smell the smoke from my cigarette. How are things going?
Maybe you two could settle this another time! - Kira
Maybe you'd be okay once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance
Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak
Maybe you'll mutate into something smarter. - Dogbert
Maybe you're correct being nervous now.
Maybe you're making porno films. JERRYU   Yeah.I'm Buck Naked. GEORGE
Maybe you're more of a leader type than you think. - Anna Steven
Maybe you're not cut out for a life of depravity. - BJ to Radar
Maybe you're right. - O'Brien
Maybe you've logged on too many times.
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
Maybe. Maybe not. Sounds damned good though, doesn't it?--Stone
Maybe. Someday. When you're ready. --La Forge
Maybe. This is no time for maybees, Doctor. - Kirk
Maybe... Try... A... More... Wooden Delivery! -- Tom Servo
Maybe...........Its back to Robo!
Maybe...Try...A...More...Wooden Delivery - Tom
Maybe: A stinging insect found in late sprin
Maybelline!  Why can't you be true?! -- C. Berry
Maybutt - A wishy-washy person
Mayday, mayday... they've covered up my viewports! -- Arsenal
Mayflies continually plot to topple the cedar
Mayflies do it, then die.
Mayhem is incipient homicide
Mayhem is the least of great crimes, and the greatest of small
Mayhis Rule: It is bad luck to be superstitious
Mayne's Law:  Nobody notices the big errors
Mayonnaise:  Bill Clinton's Grey Poupon
Mayor McCheese caught in a hotel room smoking crack!
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the F*** was that????"
Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the HELL was that?!?!?"
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that????
Mayor says DC is safe except for murders - film at 11
Mayor:  Just send in the geometrist.   Johnson:  Geologist.  South Park
Mayor: How dare you insult my intellect! - South Park
Maytag is my middle name. I'm an agitator.
Maytag: The loneliest tag in the world.
Maytreearchy: ruled by a government that leaves in the spring
Mazda Ad: It's better to be rotary than to be pist-on.
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mazel ton:  Lots of luck.
Mc@L's - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly
Mc@L's - Over 4 Billion Insulted
Mc@LN@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly
Mc@LN@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted
Mc@N@'s -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly
Mc@N@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted
Mc@TOFIRST@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored-to-Death
Mc@TOFIRST@'s - Over 4 Billion Insulted
Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly
Mc@TOLAST@'s -- Over 4 Billion Insulted
McAFFEE:  Patron saint of paranoid computer users.
McAfee's v. 1458943.4--The choice of Borg everywhere!
McAffee Scan Results: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
McBORG: Over 50 Billion assimilated!
McBorg - Billions and Billions assimilated.
McBorg - Over 50 billion assimilated!
McBorg'ers:  Over 10000000 assimilated.
McBorg's - "We assimilated Millions and Millions."
McBorg's -- over half a billion assimilated.
McBorg's:  Over 100 million assimilated.
McBorg:  Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorg: Over 1,000,000 Assimilated
McBorg: Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
McBorger King. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
McBorgers - over 50 billion assimilated.
McBorgers...over 2,000,000,000,000,000 assimilated
McBorgers: Over three billion assimilated
McBorgerss - Over 26 billion assimilated!
McBorgs - Over one billion assimilated!
McBorgs, over a Half-Billion Assimilated.
McBorgs, over half-billion assimilated
McBorgs: Over 1,000,000,000 Assimilated!
McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. - Paul Sabourin
McBullitt's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McBullitt's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McCOY:  Do you have any idea (of) what you're saying?
McCOY:  He's not exactly working on all thrusters
McCOY:  I know engineers, they love to change things.
McCOY:  I'll say one thing SPOCK, you never cease to amaze me!
McCOY:  If I'm not careful, I'll end up talking to myself!
McCOY:  My god, the man's talking about logic.
McCOY:  Who's been holding up the damn elevator?
McCOY:  Why Spock, I didn't know you had one!
McCOY:  You (Spock) really have gone where no man has gone before.
McCOY: Darnit Jim, what the heck is the matter with you?
McCOY: God darn irresponsible... playing games with life!
McCOY: God, I liked him better before he died!
McCOY: No! You'll flood the whole compartment!
McCOY: Why Spock, I didn't know you had one!
McCOY: You really have gone where no man has gone before
McCain 2008!  WAR FOREVER!
McCauly! What is this glove doing here? - Mac's mom
McCauly! What is this glove doing here? - Mac's mom
McClinton's - over 250 million swindled
McCoy - "Its Ensign Pillsbury, he's BREAD Jim!"
McCoy has somehow changed history. Kirk
McCoy of Borg: Damn it, Jim! I'm a Borg not a Doctor!
McCoy of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
McCoy on Chang: I'd give real money if he'd shut up.
McCoy on Chekov: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim.
McCoy on Klingon ship: I just wish we could cloak the stench.
McCoy on Romulan ale: I only use it or medicinal purposes.
McCoy on Spock: He's not exactly working on all thrusters.
McCoy on Spock: He's really not dead as long as we remember him.
McCoy on Spock: It seems that I have all his marbles.
McCoy on Spock: That green-blooded son of a bitch...
McCoy on Spock: Why that cunning little Vulcan
McCoy on Sybok: Imagine that, a passionate Vulcan.
McCoy on Trelane's castle: In the name of heaven, where are we?
McCoy on V'ger: It's a long time since I delivered a baby.
McCoy on V'ger: What do you suggest we do, spank it?
McCoy on alien: He's definitely on about something, Jim.
McCoy on rabbit and Alice: Did you see them? [*] Sulu: See what?
McCoy on sickbay: It's like working in a damn computer center.
McCoy tribble --" * - Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble..uh.."
McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"
McCoy's last words to Kirk: "You're dead, Jim."
McCoy, DDS He's DEAD, Jim.
McCoy, bring OUR child. - Eleen
McCoy, kneeling by the corpse
McCoy: "Captain Kirk, meet my father.  He's Dad, Jim."
McCoy: "I'm going to find a pot of black coffee."
McCoy: "Jim, you don't ask the Allmighty for his ID!"
McCoy: Dialysis? My God, what is this? The Dark Ages?
McCoy: He's as tightlipped about it as an Aldeberon shellmouth.
McCoy: He's dead, Jim. Kirk: NO SH**!
McCoy: Hi, busy? [*] Spock: Uhura is busy; I am monitoring.
McCoy: Hot as Vulcan.  Now I understand what that phrase means.
McCoy: How can you be deaf with ears like that?
McCoy: How can you get a permit to do a bloody illegal thing?
McCoy: I'm a Doctor, NOT a TAGLINE Maker
McCoy: I'm a Doctor, NOT a tagline maker...
McCoy: I'm a doctor, not an engineer. [*] Scott: Now you're an engineer.
McCoy: Yes, you were going through the Kolineer discipline.
McCoy: You call this relaxing?  I'm a nervous wreck.
McCoy: You have a point, Spock? [*] Spock: Yes, Doctor.  Always.
McCoy: You know, you two could drive a man to drink.
McCoy: You never cease to amaze me. [*] Spock: Nor I myself.
McCoy:"On second thought, maybe I'm not a doctor"
McCoyDOS 6.22:(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ap Ace's Nose
McCoyDos 7.0: No error messages, user knows everything ahead of time.
McCrum's Maxim: ASCII no questions and I'll TELETYPE you no lies
McD's breakfast-for-under$1costs more whenUfactor cost of coronary bypass surgery
McD's sign-World famous hot coffee-Over 2.5 million awarded
McDahmer's.  Would you like a filet of fisherman today?
McDeath's corpse-juice french fries
McDonald's -- Because you're worth it
McDonald's announced plans to get their customers back, they're only going to serve fresh food and have clean restrooms.  So what were they thinking before? -Jay Leno
McDonald's breakfast-for-under $1 costs more when you factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery
McDonald's breakfast-for-under $1 costs more when you factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery
McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal"
McDonald's golden arches is a phallic symbol.
McDonald's is to food as rap is to music.
McDonald's of Borg: Coffee temperature is irrelevant
McDonald's on ALF's planet: Cat McNuggets, Cater Pounder, Kitty Meal
McDonald, Oh:  It's illegal to march your goose down the main street
McDonaldNet - Over 46 million taglines stolen daily
McDonalds Hamburger 69›.....Kal Can cat food 89›..Hmmmm?
McDonalds Space Station Drivethru: Please impulse to the next window
McDonalds dinner
McDos
McDougal said Bill Clinton is "an amiable f*ck-up who needed help."
McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance: When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to lie down and rest
McFly... a legend in his own mind!
McGovern's Law: "The longer the title, the less important the job."
McGowan's Axiom: If a Christmas gift is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:  If an item is advertised as&lt;&gt;"under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95
McGruff for President!!!!
McGuire AFB: 11 square miles surrounded by reality
McKee's Law:  When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will&lt;&gt;turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop
McKernan's Maxim:  Those who are unable to learn from past&lt;&gt;meetings are condemned to repeat them
McLean Stevenson (1929-1996), Rest In Peace.  That is all
McMatveeva's - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly
McMatveeva's - Over 4 Billion Insulted
McMemories: a tofu tribute to the burger. RIP Beef.
McOdo's: It's a burger!  It's a shake!  It's fries!
McOrville's - Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McOrville's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McOrville's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
McPC...a 1/4 Mb-er with floppies and a CD to go.
McRush's: Over 200 million misled!
McSushi--cooked fresh EVERYDAY!!!
McWright's -- Over 4 Billion Bored Silly.
McWright's -- Over 4 Billion Insulted.
Mderator's Christmas, "Bah Humbug."
Mdm. Bovarie's House of Chickens. We pluck 'em, you f*** 'em.
Me & my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. -Hudson
Me & you and a Borg named Hugh!
Me - indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that
Me Confused.... Huh?
Me Hulk of Borg. HULK 'SIM'LATE PUNY HUMANS!!!!!
Me I'm a lawn-mower, you can tell me by the way I walk. -Peter Gabriel
Me Paranoid?  They told you to say that, didn't they?
Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are SC members !
Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are SysOps!
Me Tarzan!  You  Crazy!
Me With a Phased Plasma Rifle"
Me a pain in the neck?  Some have a lower opinion
Me a skeptic?  I trust you can prove that!?
Me a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met.
Me against my brothers, me and my brothers against anybody else
Me and Bobby McGee and @N@ are two of a kind
Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream - Tori Amos
Me and Cinderella can put it all together.  We can drive it home on one headlight. --The Wallflowers
Me and Falwell are gonna talk first thing! -- Jesus
Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. - Micky Rivers, Texas Rangers outfielder
Me and God - we'd be mates!
Me and Jesus are gonna whip your ass!
Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh
Me and my 4th wife believe in family values.
Me and my Shadows
Me and my Shadows....
Me and my over used cliches- Rita
Me and my two friends, GIF and Wesson.
Me and the husband have sex doggie style: I roll over; He plays
Me and the wife have sex doggie style; I roll over, she plays dead.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh...
Me bairns! Me poor bairns! Scott
Me boom-boom cow long time! - J.Mirolli
Me confused?  I can't remember when I last wasn't that way!
Me cook?? You've been sniffing glue sticks again! We went out to eat!
Me crazy?  Oh well, sanity is just a state of mind
Me der am de Swedish Chef of Borg, Borg Borg Borg.
Me doctor? "No, me doctor, you patient, she nurse.
Me fail English?  That's unpossible!  -- Ralph Wiggum
Me fat? No just circumferentially disproportionate.
Me forget?  I even forgot that I forget!
Me give up my gun?  No thanks, I'm an AMERICAN
Me go now... Me come back!
Me hates peoples who don't use gooder English.
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me heap big programmer; me read core dumps in restrooms
Me ignorant, apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Me knew spell chucker work grate! Knead Gramma Chicken
Me know gammar.  Me cood use it gud.
Me lose brain? Uh-oh! AHAHAHAHAHAHA- Why I laugh? - Homer Simpson
Me love Kookies - Sesame Street Cookie Monster.
Me lucky? I had a wet dream and woke up with VD.
Me multitask? my kids do it all the time
Me mundane? Never! =) -Tristessa
Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day'
Me no wanna goto work.  Me wanna bang on keyboard!
Me opinionated? . . . Nah!
Me paranoid? Why do you say that?
Me paranoid??  WHY do you ASK?!?!??
Me playing a priest? Never. Unless... there is a god for pizza's.
Me precioussss.  J.R.R.Tolkien
Me rational? -Tristessa
Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos !
Me so ho'nee.  Me suckee, suckee.  Me love GI long time
Me taglines! They canna take namore, captain!
Me thinkest the fecal matter has just hit the rotary blades
Me thinks a mortal does approach! - Santiago
Me thinks she protesth too much
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni. (Beam me up, Scotty)
Me want blanky - Mike as dumb guy
Me wor...worried? What ever ga...gave you tha...that idea?
Me, Doctor.  No, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
Me, I *love* foreplay. - jms
Me, I just haul my butt back and forth between starbases
Me, I prayed for Jetboy
Me, I want a Hula Hoop. (Alvin)
Me, I'm just a lawnmower, you can tell me by the way I walk.
Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that.
Me, Worry?  No, I think I'd rather Panic...later...NOW!
Me, a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Me, a stranger?  Nah, just a friend you haven't met
Me, and you, God only knows it's not what we would choose to do
Me, enter a spelling bee!?  Nah...I couldn't spell worth shirt!
Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Me, indecisive? SPLUNGE!!
Me, on the rag? Think NOT!
Me, sexist?  Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me, skeptical?  I trust you have proof?
Me, too.                                 To each his own!
Me, you know exactly how naughty I am. -Marilyn Chambers
Me.. a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Me... and my SHADOW... strollin' down the avenue... - Londo
Me...?     I hardly think so!
Me...a skeptic ?  I trust you have proof.
Me: Optimistic Pessimist, Wife: Pessimistic Pessimist.
Me: one who operates at a 90ø angle to reality
Me?  A Jesus Freak?  Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
Me?  A skeptic?  Can you prove it?
Me?  A skeptic?  I trust that you have proof?!
Me?  Cryptic?  Xrxflxfl!
Me?  Fat?  No, just horizontally disproportionate.
Me?  I *never* steal taglines
Me?  Sexist?  Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me?  Sexist?  Why some of my best friends are Poofters
Me?  Sexist?  Why, some of my best friends are Bimbos!
Me?  Show my style?  Ok, LOOK!
Me?  Skeptical?  I doubt it.
Me? ... Addicted?? ... To Modeming?? ... Naah, it'll never happen!
Me? 40? I demand an immediate recount!
Me? A sceptic? I hope you have proof!
Me? A sceptic? I trust you have proof
Me? A skeptic?  I doubt it!
Me? A twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places!
Me? Addicted?? To Modeming?? Naah, it'll never happen!
Me? Afraid of big brother? I *am* big brother!
Me? FAT?  No, just horizontially disproportionate
Me? Fair to middling, partly cloudy, rain later tonight.
Me? I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER
Me? I'm a Friday's child in a Wednesday's world.
Me? I'm trying to make these insects fly, said Mark flippa
Me? No, never. I imply nothing. I'm stating it bluntly.
Me? No, never. I imply nothing. I'm stating it bluntly. :) - Dire Wolf
Me? No. Never. Uh-uh. No way.          Maybe
Me? Paranoid? Which one of my enemies told you that!?
Me? Paranoid? Who wants to know?
Me? Sexist? Some of my best friends are bimbos!
Me? Sexist? What's so wrong with making fun of men?
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are Poofters..
Me? Sexist? Why some of my best friends are bimbos.
Me? What's the use of a good quote if you can't change it?" - Dr. Who
Me?!?  Lie?!?  Perish the thought!
Mea Gulpa
Mea Gulpa, - Aplogy offered after drinking soeone else's coffe
Mea culpa
Mea culpa - maybe I should be a Blonde :-)
Mea puna, mea puna, mea maxima puna!
Mead get off the monitor! &gt;THUNK&lt; No! not the mo-NO CARRIER.
Mead is proof that there *is* a Goddess and that She loves us.
Mead not found:  (G)rab import, (S)tart brewing?
Mead not found: (S)ettle for import; S(t)art brewing!
Mead! Get off the monitor. &gt;THUNK&lt; No! Not th-NO CARRIER.
Mead, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Mead:  Proof that there *is* a Goddess, and She does love us!
Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else
Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so
Meaders law: when something has happened to you, it will have previously happened to someone else only more so
Meadow Waffers: Nature's way of saying watch your step
Meadow's Maxim:  You can't push on a rope
Meadowheads and Deadheads, they just use different grass!
Meal Master, the most fun you can have without cooking.
Meal-Time is When It's Ready!!!!!
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha*
Meandering to a different drummer
Meanest girl in the world: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt
Meaning is not in words, but in the order of words. -Pascal- (sorta)
Meaning no offense, and you do your job as you see fit,
Meaning of Life:  &lt;Deleted for lack of space&gt;
Meaning of Life:  &lt;Edited for Brevity&gt;
Meaning of Life:  &lt;Omitted Due To Lack of Space&gt;
Meaning of Life: Ommitted Due to Lack of Space
Meaning of Life: The Cereal or the Magazine?
Meaning of life:
Meaning of life:  &lt;deleted for lack of space&gt;
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of drugs>
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>.
Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER
Meaning of life: We are here becauœÃá&ý#^1sðÔ NO CARRIER
Meaning that we've lost the lock-on signal from the jump gate!
Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here.
Meaningless TagLine Version 1.0 Copyright (c) 1992
Meaningless message deleted for brevity
Meaningless quotes a specialty.
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Meaningless taglines for sale cheap!
Meanwhile Audrey Hepburn was making Roman Holiday - Tom
Meanwhile at the superimposed rocket - Tom
Meanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin' their dates!
Meanwhile back at the ranch, the cattle were UFO's
Meanwhile the evil Baron Scarpia
Meanwhile, While trapped in a trunk Pizza the Hutt
Meanwhile, at stately Wayne Manor.. - Batman
Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat
Meanwhile, at the Colliseum... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, at the Gotham City bank... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, at the superimposed rocket... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, at the winery of Ernest and Julio Gallo... -- Servo
Meanwhile, back at reality. . .  - G. Lucas
Meanwhile, back at the Love Shack - Tom on kissing couple
Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Meanwhile, back in kiddie land, She-Ra waved her magic sword.
Meanwhile, back in reality
Meanwhile, back in the year ONE
Meanwhile, back on Voyager, Belanna tears herself a new hairstyle.
Meanwhile, back on the Greasy Bastard - Crow on boat
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time low over the world
Meanwhile, here's X-MEN
Meanwhile, in a desparate attempt to make this message look on topic
Meanwhile, in a soap opera not far away... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, in an equally racist Tarzan movie across the way
Meanwhile, in another movie... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, in outer space
Meanwhile, in some soap opera not far away.  Ya' know?.. -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, in the OTHER incomprehensible plot - Crow
Meanwhile, in the courtroom:"Mr. John Bobbit, will you pl
Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void
Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, in the same room across town - Crow
Meanwhile, in the same room across town... -- Crow T. Robot
Meanwhile, in yet *another* movie... -- Servo
Meanwhile, on Trapper John, MD... -- Tom Servo
Meanwhile, on a lighter note--CLOWNS! -NewsAnchor, Sally Vacuum [Tick]
Meanwhile, we remain in orbit to complete our mission. - Kirk
Meanwhile; sit here and learn something. --Picard
Measles Collision! - By Kay Rash
Measles Collision!:                Kay Rash
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tire gauge in her ear!
Measure a man by the enemies he has made.
Measure twice 'cause you can only cut once
Measure twice, cut once
Measure wealth not by the things you have, but by the things you have for which you would not take money
Measure with a micrometer.  Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer; mark with chalk; cut with an axe. -- Ray
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Measured with a micrometer.  Marked with chalk.  Cut with an axe
Measurements of every woman on my route - Tom
Measuring a summer's day, I only finds it slips away to grey
Meat Eaters.  - By Carney Vore
Meat Eaters: Carney Vore
Meat is murder, Frank-- Dr. Forrester
Meat may be murder, but spinach is grand theft auto
Meat product made of Snake, Possom And Mole {SPAM}! &lt;*urp*&gt;
Meat, vanilla, catchers mit, squirrel - Tom on smell
Meat... vanilla... catchers mit... squirrel... -- Tom Servo
Meat? I don't, I don't know, go...hunt! - Jerry, to Kramer [Seinfeld]
MeatLoaf!! I would do ANYTHING for Love! But I wont do THAT!
Meatloaf came over for dinner, so we ate him!
Meatloaf tastes better after a day in the refrigerator.
Mecca of the Pacific Northwest.  I discovered Rush and got hooked.
Mechanic: Rommel, what happened? Crow:It's Patton... he read my book
Mechanical engineers DO IT automatically.
Mechanical engineers DO IT with stress and strain.
Mechanical engineers do it automatically.
Mechanicalize something idiosyncratic
Mechanics DO IT on their backs.
Mechanics DO IT with their tools.
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Mechanics do it with bigger tools.
Mechanics do it with bigger wrenches.
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
Mechanics only torque about it.
Mechanics' Rule: Tighten 'til it cracks, then back off half a turn.
Mechwarrior Curse #2: May your base be guarded by Chargers.
Med en AK-4 i handen står man aldrig sist i kön
Med techs DO IT on the bench.
Med techs DO IT whenever doctors tell them to.
Med. term: TUMOR - An extra pair
Meddle not in Dragon's affairs for you are crunchy & good with ketchup
Meddle not in the affaires of witches,[POOF!] croak croak
Meddle not in the affairs of cats for you are soft-skinned, and blind at night
Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on your keyboard.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are chewy and tasty.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good wit
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you're a great little snack!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons.
Meddle not in the affairs of witches for *POOF!* croak, croak
Meddle not in the affairs of witches, for [POOF!] ribbet-ribbet.
Meddle not in the affairs of witches, for...&lt;poof&gt; ribbit?  ribbit?
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for &lt;&gt;...ribbit
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for &lt;&lt;poof&lt;&lt;...ribbit.
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for &lt;...ribbit
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for... &lt;poof&gt; ribbit? ribbit?
Meddle not with Dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
Medford, Or:  It is against the law to leave a cellar door open
Medi-Scare: When an INCREASE in medicare is termed a "cut".
Media is the plural of mediocre
Media is the plural of mediocre. Rocky Bridges
Media not found on drive C:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)onder?
Media&Reagan/Bush: witch hunt. Media&Clinton: tea party.
Media's self fu care!!!   William
Media's self fulfilling prophecy: the public is watching O.J.'s saga.
Median 85% of adult homeless are men.
Mediators do it until everyone is happy
Medicaid payment
Medicaid payment
Medical Daffynition Ä  Oxymoron:  Blonde who has used too much acne goo
Medical Daffynition: Fibula = Small lie
Medical Daffynition: Genital: Non Jewish
Medical Daffynition: High Clonic: Jewish religious holiday
Medical Daffynition: Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Medical Def'n #9:OUTPATIENT; A person who has fainted.
Medical Def.#10: TUMOR: An extra pair
Medical Def.#2  ARTERY: The study of fine paintings
Medical Def.#3  BARIUM: What you do when somebody dies
Medical Def.#4: CAESARIAN SECTION: A district in Rome
Medical Def.#5: COLIC: A sheepdog
Medical Def.#6: NITRATE: Cheaper than the day rate.
Medical Definition Ž CAT Scan:  Searching for a kitten
Medical Definition Ä Artery:  Study of fine paintings
Medical Definition Ä Bacteria:  Back door to the cafeteria
Medical Definition Ä Bowel:  A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Medical Definition Ä Caesarean Section... A district in Rome
Medical Definition Ä Capsule:  A space ship
Medical Definition Ä Cauterize:  Made eye contact with her
Medical Definition Ä Cesarean Section:  A historic district in Rome
Medical Definition Ä Colic:  Sheep Dog
Medical Definition Ä Coma:  A punctuation mark
Medical Definition Ä Congenital:  Friendly
Medical Definition Ä Cranium:  Place where large birds are kept
Medical Definition Ä D & C:  Where Washington is
Medical Definition Ä Dilate:  To Live Long
Medical Definition Ä Enema:  Not a friend
Medical Definition Ä Fallopian tube:  Part of an entertainment system
Medical Definition Ä Fester:  Quicker
Medical Definition Ä Genital:  Not Jewish
Medical Definition Ä Hangnail:  Coat hook
Medical Definition Ä Impotent:  Distinguished, well-known
Medical Definition Ä Labor Pain:  Getting hurt at work
Medical Definition Ä Medical staff:  A doctor's cane
Medical Definition Ä Morbid:  A higher offer
Medical Definition Ä Nitrate:  Cheaper than day rate
Medical Definition Ä Node:  Well aware of
Medical Definition Ä Outpatient:  Person who has fainted
Medical Definition Ä Papsmear:  Fatherhood test
Medical Definition Ä Pelvis:  Brother to Elvis
Medical Definition Ä Postoperative:  Letter carrier
Medical Definition Ä Prostate:  Flat on your back
Medical Definition Ä Recovery room:  Place to do upholstery
Medical Definition Ä Rectum:  Darn near killed him!
Medical Definition Ä Rheumatic:  Amorous
Medical Definition Ä Secretion:  Something someone is hiding from you
Medical Definition Ä Tablet:  A small table
Medical Definition Ä Terminal illness:  Getting sick at the airport
Medical Definition Ä Tibia:  Country in North Africa
Medical Definition Ä Urine:  Opposite of "You're out"
Medical Definition Ä Varicose:  Near by
Medical Definition Ä Vein:  Conceited, stuck up
Medical Definition:- "DILATE" - to live longer
Medical Dictionary. "Barium- What doctors do when treatment
Medical Dictionary. "Cat Scan- Searching for kitty."
Medical Problem: A reason to stay home and read Taglines.
Medical Procedures - By N. G. Ogram
Medical Staff - a doctor's cane
Medical Staff:  Doctor's cane.
Medical Terms: Seizure             A Roman emperor
Medical Tricorder *bzzzt* Oh, gee, I better lie down. - Picardo
Medical definition Ä Artery:  The study of fine paintings
Medical definition Ä Barium:  What doctors do when treatment fails
Medical definition Ä Bedpan:  larger than a pie pan
Medical definition Ä Benign:  What you are after you be eight
Medical definition Ä Catheter:  String instruments
Medical definition Ä G.I. Series - Army baseball
Medical definition Ä Tumor:  A request for an extra pair
Medical definition Ä clitoris:  a type of flower
Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long
Medical ethics
Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease.
Medical men are trained in logic, Mr. Spock. --McCoy
Medical problem:  A reason to stay home and read taglines.
Medical researchers DO IT with mice.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Medical science *still* cannot cure stupidity.
Medical staff (def.) - doctor's cane.
Medical staff - a Doctor's cane
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
Medical staff:  A physician's cane
Medical terminology:  10 cc of air in IV line.
Medical waste washes up near the sex change clinic.
Medically Soothing Beverages - by Dr. Pepper
Medically impossible by any standards. - McCoy
Medicare Virus: Tests system, finds nothing wrong, bills you $4,500
Medicare:  A partial care.
Medicine - The art of amusing the sick until nature heals them.
Medicine = A perscription for major cash redistribution.
Medicine amuses the sick while nature cures the disease.
Medicine and Surgery for Lawyers - By A.J. Buzzard
Medicine label: "Avoid alcohol. Keep away from children."
Medicine:  used to distract the ill while nature does the healing
Medicine: The fine art of doing as little as medically possible.
Medieval - Partly no good
Mediocre is as mediocre does.  Just average.
Mediocre people are always at their best!
Mediocrity always succeeds over originality
Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. -- Frederick Crane
Mediocrity imitates
Mediocrity is excellence to the mediocre.
Mediocrity is unacceptable!
Mediocrity killed the cat.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself!
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve it's dignity
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Meditate on the pure white light of stupidity!
Meditation is not a mea
Meditation is not a means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Meditation is not what you Think.
Meditation is the seeing of what is and going beyond it--Krishnamurti
Meditation or Medication?
Meditation ÄÄ it's not what you think!
Meditation,spirituality,love ... :)
Medium prices at the fortune-teller's.
Medlab, this is Sheridan: I need an emergency team fast.
Medusa -- Anthrax
MeeeoOOW SPLAT WooOFF SPLAT - Raining cats and dogs.
Meek (The), n. - Those who shall inherit the earth. (In 6' x 2' plots.)
Meek Inherit The Earth-Inheritance Tax is $6,784,691 Each.
Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. (GAL 5:23)
Meekness:  Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that i
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that's really worth while
Meep!  Meep!  (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Meep!  Meep!  [F/X - picture a cloud of smoke...]
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mees yeht tahw ton era slwo eht ,repooC tnegA
Meester Garibaldi
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meet Captain Kathryn Janeway, pool shark of the Delta Quadrant.
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, @TOFIRST@!
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, Bob!
Meet George Jetson... oh, it's YOU, Orville!
Meet George Jetson...his boy, @FN@!
Meet George, two weeks ago he couldn't spell tagline, now he's writing
Meet Jane - who used to be Dick "Dances With Convicts" Smith.
Meet Jane - who used to be Dick "Juggles With Chainsaws" Smith.
Meet John Brain!
Meet Josh Peck, he's the #3 judge for the Funniest Kid in America. (NICK-July 2003)
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Meet Xaviera Zimmerman, the Happy HoloDoc.
Meet me at Gandalf's Tavern, @F!
Meet me at Sams. You can play it again.
Meet me at the Soda Fountain...Coca-Cola - 1954
Meet me at the coffee shop, we can dance like Iggy Pop. --RHCP
Meet me half-way: you need the exercise.
Meet me in Transporter Room 3 at 1900 hours. Its important.' -Troi
Meet me in my room in five minutes and bring a cattle prod
Meet me in the INFO_HIWAY echo!
Meet me on the grassy knoll
Meet my 2.3 children...Robert, Amanda and ste
Meet my friend Thor.  He makes thunder. --Trillian
Meet my friends, Ida Noe and H.E. Dunnit
Meet my girlfriend, her name is Ranma... Why are you laughing?
Meet my kids: Abort, Retry and Ignore
Meet my latest girlfriend, said Geordi unsteadily.
Meet my pagan friends Passing Wind, and his consort, Summer's Eve
Meet the cast! See a live show! Win a prize - Crow
Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss
Meet the new DOS-Same as the old DOS
Meet you by the lunch room to pants ya' Marvin - Tom
Meeting Places - By Ron Devoo
Meeting Tom gave me the push I needed. Adel Renn
Meeting Troi is embarrassing.She's always blushing at my thoughts. :-)
Meeting next Tuesday. Friends of the vanishing malaria mosquito.
Meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem
Meeting:  Gathering where the minutes are kept and the hours lost.  --Gourd
Meeting: an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Meeting: where minutes are kept, but hours are lost
Meetings are Tuesday. Bring some fondue! - Anna Steven
Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do any 175
Meetings will continue until productivity improves
Meets government specs, if any are applicable.
Meets quality standards:  Compiles without errors.
Mega Enhanced Neuro-Skills Applied
Mega culpa: I'm really, really guilty!
Mega dittos from the Bayou State
Mega dittos from the Comonwealth of Virginia
Mega dittos from the lone Star State
Mega voltage.....touch the wrong line and you're dead. - Kirk
Mega-Dittos Rush!
Mega-Dittos, Rush! You tell me EVERYTHING I need to think!
Mega-Message was here
Mega-Servo was out there! - Tom
Mega-Servo was out there! -- Tom Servo
Mega-dittos, Rush!  You've taught us all that we need to know!
Mega-dittos, Rush! You've taught me all I need to know! &lt;-`90s Loser
MegaArmor/SuperCharge/BFG9000 * What more could a person ask for?
MegaDittos, Rush! You tell me EVERYTHING I need to think!
MegaHertz...Rent-A-Power Cycle.
MegaHertz:  A VERY large car rental company.
MegaLith: Heavy metal band formed by geologists.
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail:  The Mother of All Readers
MegaRead is on vacation this week
MegaReader À
MegaReader á tester - and PROUD of it!
MegaReader áeta árigade
MegaReader, all other readers are just cheap imitations!
Megabyte- A nine course dinner.
Megabyte: (n.) more than you can comprehend and less than you'll need.
Megabyte: A nine course dinner.
Megabyte: precedes a really big drink
Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term "oxymoron."
Megadittos from the Sunshine State.
Megadodo Publications Inter-Office Mail
Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to
Megaflop:  The Worst Play You Ever Saw
Megahelen: Beauty needed to launch a space armada.
Megaherts: A really bad pain
Megahertz costs Megabucks
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Megahertz:  One million aches and pains.
Megahertz:  When something is really painful
Megahertz: A termendous ammount of pain.
Megahertz: One million aches and pains.
Megahertz: Thing deleted mail is carried in.
Megahertz: when something is really painful.
Megalomania is its own reward.
Megalophobia - Fear of Large objects
Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a
Megasaurass - &lt;me'-ga-soor-ass&gt; (n)- a homosexual dinosaur
Megaweapon!
Megaweapon! - Mike & Bots on firetruck
Mehturt:  ancient Egyption sky-goddess represented as a collossal cow.
Mein Fuhrer... (Aaack!) ... I- I can VALK!!
Mein Kamf + Das Kapital = Clinton Administration
Mein Kampf, Y'All, by Pat Buchanan.
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!
Mel Torme & his Jazz Nazis! - Crow
Mel is the driver side air bag - Mike on Mel Torme in car
Mel! Buckle your Borsch Belt! Homer Simpson
Mel's goiter was smaller back then! - Crow on Torme
Melacon is a traitor to is own people! - Gill
Melancholy is the nurse of frenzy.      -- Shakespeare
Melanesia - Loss of memory in cantaloupes and honeydews
Melanie Mayron the New York Marathon.
Melbourne vs. yogurt: yogurt has an active, living culture.
Melbourne, Florida, USA, Sol 3, 5th Sector, Quadrant 2A, Milky Way.
Mele Kaliki Maka -- Hawaiian Christmas
Mele Kalikimaka nui loa! - Hawaiian Christmas
Melenkurion, Melenkurion abatha--war cry of the high lords
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing
Mellow out, J.G. Vietnam's over! - Tom to crazy pilot
Mellow out, J.G.!  Vietnam's over! -- Tom Servo
Melodies decaying in sweet dissonance
Meltdown averted. Good boy. - Sector 7G Voice
Meltdown averted. Have a nice day. - Sector 7G Voice
Melted Chocolate On Keyboard. Delete Children (Y/N)?
Melted Fruit Snacks On Keyboard.  Delete Children (Y/n)?
Melted M&M's on keyboard: Delete children? (Y/N)
Melted fruit snacks found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/n]?
Melted fruit snacks found on keyboard. Delete children (y/n)
Melted sticky candy on dashboard. Delete child now? (Y/n).
Melting pot: used to be USA, now means wrong dish in microwave.
Melting pot: was 'USA', now means wrong dish in microwave
Melts in your mind, not in your mouth.
Melts in your mouth, bulges in the mirror.
Member #102 of Monika's Tagline Stealing Academy.
Member - Ladies' Sewing Circle & Terrorist Society.
Member ACNE - Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic
Member BDA!  Benevolent Dictators Association
Member I.B.T.C.:   Itty-Bitty Tagline Commitee!
Member IBTT: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves
Member In The Grass:  The John Bobbitt Story
Member John Guest School of Creative Editing
Member NAFWD - National Association for Windows Deletion
Member R.O.S.K. (Royal Order of Sleepless Knights)
Member ST:TOS Redshirt Veterans Association
Member in the Grass - The John Bobbitt story.
Member of "International Brotherhood of Computer Addicts"
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Member of Smurf Stompers Anonymous
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Member of a fine fraternity - TAPPA KEGGA BUD
Member of an invisible minority:  the intelligent. -- The Starwolf
Member of an invisible minority: being intelligent
Member of the Adopt-a-Leviathan program.
Member of the Alyce King high society fan club !!
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Member of the Klingon Rollerball Team
Member of the Legion of Decency....Retired
Member of the Moron Tallywacker Choir.
Member of the Radical Center Party: If you don't agree with our very moderate policies, we'll kill you
Member of the Richard Nixon Record & Tape Club
Member of the Tagline Thieves' Guild.
Member of the global hegemonic oligopatriarchy and proud of it! 
Member, Cadavers Union Local B-943
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Member, National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA)
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Member, the Society for Creative Anachronism.
Member. IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit!
Member:  International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
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Member: Brotherhood of International Tagline Thieves
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Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team).
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Member: Save the were'mals foundation.
Member: Society of RIME computer adicts.  Come join us!
Member: Tagline THIEF'S Local #5156
Member: Tagline Thieves Guild
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
Members of the Obsidian Order don't often perform at childrens parties
Members of the jury, I must ask you to disregard my last remark
Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?
Membership has its privileges
Memeber of the Guild of Tagline Theives.
Memo to Clinton:  Blow the sax - not the country!
Memo to Florida State Legislators:  DO SOMETHING... ANYTHING!
Memo to Myself: Touch the puppet head -- TMBG
Memo: Never ask what are Prairie Oysters in the cooking echo.S.I.Cyr
Memo: Remember never to ask what are Prairie Oysters on the cooking echo
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store.
Memoirs are the back stairs of history
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left
Memories always start 'round midnight... 'round midnight
Memories are made of this!
Memories come rushing up to meet me now
Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door.
Memories linger in my brain, burning from the acid rain
Memories of you remind me of you
Memories of you remind me of you. - Karl Lehenbauer
Memories, ah, sweet, pungent smelling memories
Memories, like fingerprints, are slowly raising
Memorize these: we will be examining you later!
Memorized? Good! The test will be @ 3AM in the *Taglines Courthouse*
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Memory Conflicts with Windows 3.11
Memory ERROR on Brain1 - (R)eboot (S)mack upside the head
Memory Fault  (core dumped)
Memory Greed : Apollo 11 mission - 48kB.  Win3.1 Solitaire - 8MB!??!!
Memory Management:  Brainwashing
Memory Manager Windows 3.1: It manages to use it all
Memory Manager:  Something I need more than my computer.
Memory Manager: Something I need more than my--- TBBS v2.1/NM
Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing location of computer store.
Memory OverFlow ERROR!  Pound head on the floor to continue
Memory Overload ERROR ... Meltdown Evident.
Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident
Memory allocation error - Universe Halted.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory bank error bit map =
Memory chip makers LOVE windows!
Memory dump - Amnesia
Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head.
Memory fault - where am I?
Memory fault -- brain fried
Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!
Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness
Memory is a story we make up from snatches of the past.&lt;Schwartz&gt;
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is like money: the more you have, the more you want.
Memory is no problem, as long as you have enough
Memory is the 2nd thing to go.  I can't remember the 1st.
Memory is the diary that we call carry about with us.
Memory is the first to go--thank goodness!
Memory is the second thing to go
Memory is the second thing to go during the human story
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory is the second thing to go.  I can't remember the
Memory is the second thing to go;  I forget what's first.
Memory is the thing we forget with
Memory is the treasurer of the mind.
Memory is truly random-access.
Memory is what I have instead of a view. -- Hannibal Lector
Memory now where did I put my memory?
Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident.
Memory parity error
Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Memory plays strange tricks.
Memory prices have come way down - I forget how much
Memory seems to go first, or second, or
Memory should be the starting point of the present
Memory takes a lot of poetic license
Memory, n. - Mental capacity of recalling what never happened
Memory, what a thing to lose,  almost as bad as your mind. :-)
Memory--What you forget with
Memory....??....What memory??
Memory:  Part Of A Computer Where Data Is Placed Prior To Destruction
Memory: 170 K -- That proves that my mind is blank
MemoryHogError: CreditLimit reached. Pawn kids? (Y/N)
Memphis where the humidity stays the same-only the temps change
Memphis, Tn., or ~~19208, or -&gt;PARTY
Memphis, home of Graceland and kooky Elvis fans.
Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky.
Memphis-home twice a year to the Elvi
Memry Hog Error. More Ram needed. More! More!
Men - can't live with 'em; can't play mind games without 'em!
Men - never underestimate the power of stupidity
Men = parking spaces.  Good ones taken - ones left are handicapped.
Men = parking spaces: good ones are taken; those left are handicapped.
Men ALWAYS have to go to the bathroom in pairs - Mike
Men Are Like...bike helmets they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly
Men Are Like...copiers you need them in reproduction but that's about it.   
Men Are Like...government bonds they take so long to mature.   
Men Are Like...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.   
Men Are Like...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.   
Men Are Like...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.   
Men Are Like...mascara they usually run at the first sign of emotion.   
Men Are Like...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.   
Men Are Like...placemats they only show up when there's food on the table.   
Men Go Crazy In Congregations, They Only Get Better One By One
Men Go Crazy In Congregations, They Only Get Better One By One
Men Only Have Two Faults:  Everything They Do AND Say!
Men Tell Women: "I don't care what it costs."
Men Tell Women: "I love foreplay."
Men Tell Women: "I'll call you tomorrow."
Men Tell Women: "I'm a one woman man."
Men Tell Women: "I'm working late."
Men Tell Women: "I've never met anyone like you."
Men Tell Women: "I've never said this to anyone before."
Men Tell Women: "No. I would never think of cheating."
Men Tell Women: "Of course I remembered your birthday
Men Tell Women: "Of course I'll respect you in the morning."
Men Tell Women: "We can still be friends."
Men Tell Women: "You're like a sister to me."
Men VS Beer: A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer
Men VS Beer: A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up
Men VS Beer: A beer lasts longer than seven seconds
Men VS Beer: A beer never has a headache
Men VS Beer: A beer never needs a shave
Men VS Beer: A beer tastes good
Men VS Beer: A beer will only come when you want it to
Men VS Beer: A beer won't switch the TV channel
Men VS Beer: A beer would never make fun of your new outfit
Men VS Beer: A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine
Men VS Beer: A beer's life does not revolve around the football
Men VS Beer: After you have a beer the bottle is still worth 10 cents
Men VS Beer: All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak
Men VS Beer: You can put your old beers in 1 room & they won't fight
Men VS Beer: You can shoot a Beer
Men VS Beer: You can't catch social diseases from a Beer
Men Vs Beer: Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Men Vs Beer: Beer is never late
Men Vs Beer: Beer isn't jealous if you grab another beer
Men Vs Beer: Beer labels come off without a fight
Men Vs Beer: Beer stains wash out
Men Vs Beer: Changing beers doesn't cause you to pay alimony
Men Vs Beer: Hangovers go away
Men Vs Beer: When beer looses its potency, you can toss it out
Men Vs Beer: When you go to a bar, you can pick up a beer
Men Vs Beer: You can have a beer in public
Men Vs Beer: You can have more than one beer a night!
Men Vs Beer: You can share your beer with your friends
Men Vs Beer: You don't drive a beer home in the morning
Men Vs Beer: You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste good
Men Vs. Beer: Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban
Men and nations behave wisely when all options are exhausted.
Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted
Men and women are different... but compatible!
Men and women are two different species, descended from different animals
Men and women both like the company of men. -Michael Douglas
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve.
Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Men are alright as friends, but don't take one home
Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn
Men are animals but they make great pets!
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
Men are born ignorant; they are made stupid by education.
Men are but children of a larger growth
Men are creatures who can wait three hours for a fish to bite--but can't wait fifteen minutes for their wives to dress
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Men are deprived of their right to life because of their sex.
Men are either born with consciences, or marry them.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. Pets are from Pluto
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. -- Mike Nelson
Men are from earth.  Women are from earth.  Deal with it
Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win...they lose.
Men are gonna be the death of me...but what a way to go!
Men are good but women are magic. -Catherine Deneuve
Men are great! Every woman should own one!!!
Men are hormone-_driven_.  Women are hormonally _imbalanced_
Men are just boys in better bodies!
Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are just like pantyhose, they either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Men are like bras: they offer light, medium and complete support.
Men are like buses, they have spare tires and smell funny
Men are like buses: Buses come every 15 minutes. :-)
Men are like cookies: sweet, crumbly, and bad for you
Men are like fires: They go out if unattended!
Men are like fudge: sweet, but dense and rarely good for you. -- Audrey Walton-Hadlock, '99
Men are like kleenex; soft, pliable, and disposable
Men are like portable heaters that snore.
Men are like programs, smart women always keep a backup.
Men are like programs.  A smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are like small children.  You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Men are like teeth. They go away if ignored.
Men are made by nature unequal. -- Froude
Men are meant to be obscene, and not heard!
Men are men, they needs must err. - Euripides
Men are more sentimental than women.  It blurs our thinking.  -Heinlein
Men are more sentimental than women.  It blurs their thinking. - L. Long
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs our thinking.
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their minds
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.  L. Long
Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.
Men are neither suddenly rich nor suddenly good
Men are not innocent as beasts and never will be. -- Auden
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. - Betty Friedan
Men are ok, but I would not want my sister to marry one
Men are okay, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
Men are only good for one thing-- and how many times a day do you need to parallel park?     --Tuesday Smith
Men are only good for one thing...two, if they're good at it.
Men are pigs... Pass the chocolate! -- Dornhecker
Men are punished by their sins, not for them. - Elbert Hubbard
Men are respectable only as they respect. -- Emerson
Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great rewards. - Elbert Hubbard
Men are scum and should be treated merely as sex objects
Men are scum, of course. Still, some are less scummy than others.
Men are such idiots and I married their king. -  Peg Bundy
Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence. - Aristotle
Men are the best cooks.  We're not afraid of animal fat.
Men are the best cooks.  We're not afraid of sugar and white flour.
Men are the missing link between the ape and the human being
Men are the reason that women hate one another.
Men are those creatures with 2 legs and eight hands.- Jayne Mansfield.
Men are what their mothers made them.
Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. - George Bernard Shaw
Men are worth what you pay for them - Lwaxana Troi
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.  They're attracted by what I don't mind...  -- Gypsy Rose Lee
Men argue, nature acts. - Voltaire
Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett
Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless enemies
Men become dad's so they can be children again!
Men bond by giving criticism, women bond by giving support.
Men call us birds.  Is that 'cos we pick up worms?
Men can be a great deal of work for very little reward. -G. Jackson
Men can be genuinely shy... Women merely have their customs. -Heinlein
Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness. - George Orwell
Men can't deny me. - S. Kyle
Men cannot for biogenetic reasons find their own clothing
Men cannot live without being loved!
Men change. Memory changes. - Kirk
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and DAMN that's gonna hurt!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Average, and Ooohhh BABY!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and DAMN! That's gonna hurt!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and OH MY....!
Men come in 3 sizes: Small, Medium, and OHhhhh BABY!!!
Men come in three sizes:  small, medium, and Oh my God!
Men come in three sizes: small, average, and OOoohhh baby!
Men come with instructions, they're just written in pig latin.
Men defien a "50-50" relationship...they iron, we wrinkle.
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they clean, we dirty.
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they cook, we eat.
Men die and worms eat them - but not for love
Men die but an idea does not. - Alan Jay Lerner
Men do come with instructions, they're just written in Pig Latin.
Men do not live only by fighting evils.  -Berline
Men do not make laws.   They do but discover them.
Men do not mind bust in mouth if provided by voluptious lady.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men do not roar. Women roar, and they hurl heavy objects.
Men do to get PMS - Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS - Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS - Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Men do too get PMS: Post Macho Syndrome!
Men don't care what's on TV.  They care about what ELSE is on TV.   --Jerry Seindeld
Men don't care what's on TV.  They only care what *else* is on TV.
Men don't care what's on TV.  They only care what *else* is on TV.
Men don't care what's on tv, just what ELSE is on tv
Men don't get cellulite.  God might just be a man.
Men don't get smarter when they get older.  &lt;Claudette Colbert&gt;
Men don't know what bidets are. -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF
Men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are
Men don't make passes at crones with big asses.  - Cybil
Men don't roar,woman roar.They hurl heavy objects & claw at you.-Worf.
Men don't whistle at me. The sight of me leaves them breathless!
Men falsely accused of rape is, in essence, emotionally raped.
Men fear death as children fear the dark. -- Bacon
Men fight because of causes.  Causes exist that men may fight.
Men fight for Freedom, then pass laws to take it away!
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live. - Margaret Fuller
Men forget everything; women remember everything
Men freely believe that what they wish to desire. -- Julius Caesar
Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love
Men go on cruises for the fishing while girls go on cruises for the hunting
Men grow virtuous in their old age
Men growing up are rewarded socially for eating a lot.
Men hate more readily than they love.
Men have a joystick whereas women just have a game port.
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencken
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. -- E.W. Howe
Men have become the tools of their tools.
Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau
Men have become the tools of their tools. - THOREAU
Men have become tools of their gadgets
Men have become tools of their tools
Men have become tools of their tools. - Thoreau
Men have many faults, Women only 2: All they say, & all they do!
Men have many faults, women only two, all they say & all
Men have nipples so women can indulge their latent homosexuality
Men have no civil rights when women jab uncivil lefts.
Men have testicals women have breasticals
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. - George Bernard Shaw
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny
Men in Little Bo Peep costumes with stinky cigars - Crow
Men in charge (crime), more time; women in charge, MAN does more time.
Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
Men is short for Meshuginah, since women drive men crazy!
Men just don't seem to have a head for this kind of thing. - Gilora
Men know life too early, women too late
Men know life too early, women too late - Oscar Wilde
Men know life too early, women too late.
Men learned how to walk upright cuz they put beer on the top shelf.
Men lie?  Of *course* we do.  It's in our contract.
Men like phones with lots of buttons.  It makes them feel important.
Men like public toilets: Vacant, engaged, or full of s#!t. Which are you?
Men like to barbecue; they'll cook if danger is involved.
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion. - Sir Thomas Browne
Men live by positive goals. -- Berlin
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food
Men look before going to the bathroom.  Women find this illogical.
Men look before using a toilet. Women find this illogical
Men love sex with blonds, but there wives don't appreciate it!!
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Men love to wonder. And that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. (John :)
Men make great pets!
Men marry women, cause sheep can't cook and clean
Men may construe things after their fafshion.
Men may work from sun to sun, but women's work is never done.
Men naked from the waste up watchin Days of Our Lives-Tom
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Pascal
Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses. -- Dorothy Parker
Men never thought of suing the mouth that fed them.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. - Winston Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened
Men of ideas vanish first when freedom vanishes. - Carl Sandburg
Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active. -- Leonardo da Vinci
Men of peace usually are [brave].
Men of peace usually are [brave]. - Spock
Men of peace usually are [brave]. - Spock, "The Savage Curtain"
Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality
Men of quality respect women's equality.
Men of quality respect women's quality -- such as it is.
Men of the South!  It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. -- EMILIANO ZAPATA
Men often bear little grievances with less courage than they do large misfortunes. - Aesop
Men often forget how sweetly most girls can sing.  -Vonnegut
Men only learned how to walk upright cuz beer's on the top shelf.
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on t
Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf!
Men pay dues for labor unions, taxpayers pay dues for feminism.
Men pay when a mess up in male role *or* female role.
Men play the game.  Women know the score.
Men prefer the simple things in life WOMEN! 
Men prefer the simple things in life...Women
Men rattle their chains to show that they are free
Men read Playboy for the articles - women go to malls for the music.
Men read love poetry . . . and duck a lot.   ÄÄWorf
Men receive death sentence for murder 20x more than women.
Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them. -- DeSegur
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.-- "News Item" - Dorothy Parker
Men seldom make passes at a woman who surpasses
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable
Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable.  -- Mrs. White,
Men should come with instruction booklets.
Men show their character best by the things they laugh at
Men snore to protect their women from wild animals.
Men spend enough money on women in a year to pay the national debt.
Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last
Men stumble on stones, not mountains.
Men suffer more from female hormones than women
Men take only their needs into consideration - never their abilities. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Men talk of killing time while time quietly kills them. - Dion Boucicault
Men tell women: "I'm working late."
Men tell women: I love foreplay.
Men tell women: I'll call you tomorrow
Men tell women: No. I would never think of cheating.
Men tell women: Of course I remembered your birthday.
Men that take steroids should be hung.
Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.  -- Willa Cathe
Men travel on cruises for the fishing, girls travel on cruises for the hunting
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. - Voltaire
Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to conceal their thoughts. -- Voltaire
Men versus beer: A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Men vs Cucumbers: Cucumbers stay hard for at least a week.
Men vs Cucumbers: The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
Men vs. Beer: Beer can't interrupt.
Men vs. Beer: Beer does as many chores as a man.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you balance your checkbook.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sleep with the windows open.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't snore.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't sulk.
Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
Men vs. Beer: Beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
Men vs. Beer: Beer never needs a shave.
Men vs. Beer: Beer tastes good.
Men vs. Beer: Beer will only come when you want it to.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't care if you can't find the carburetor.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't care if you forgot to check the oil
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't expect you to cook dinner.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't love its sports car more than you.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind pantyhose drying in the bathroom.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't mind you not being wanting a beer.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't switch the TV channel.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't tease you because you like Manilow.
Men vs. Beer: Beer won't want to go out with the other beers.
Men vs. Beer: Beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
Men vs. Beer: Beer wouldn't waste its money on men's magazine.
Men vs. Beer: Beer's life does not revolve around football.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Men vs. Beer: Having a beer won't make you want to shower.
Men vs. Beer: If beer finishes before you, you can have another.
Men vs. Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
Men vs. Beer: You don't have to let a beer win.
Men vs. Cucumber: Cucumber never needs a shave.
Men wear the pants.  Women wear the panties
Men wear their hair 3 ways: parted, unparted & departed.
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
Men who became women to become lesbians... next on "Donohue!"
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them. -- Joseph Addison
Men who eat chocolate live longer. I plan to live forever
Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude.
Men who know they are geniuses usually aren't.
Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
Men who live too near the temple laugh at the gods.  Chinese Proverb
Men who love women who hate men who love women
Men who love women who hate men who love women ... On the next Oprah!
Men who love women who hate men who love women.
Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts.. on the final Oprah.
Men who reach high levels are often "high-level mediocres."
Men who value self--ignored; men who sacrifice self--applauded.
Men will always be men - no matter where they are.
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are. - Harry Mudd
Men will always be men -- no matter where they are. -- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women"
Men will always be men, no matter where they are.
Men will drive in circles for hours rather than ask for directions.
Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.. - Henry Ward Beecher
Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs
Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
Men willingly believe what they wish.       Julius Caesar
Men willingly believe what they wish.   J.Caesar
Men with clenched fists can't shake hands
Men with high IQs tend to be sexier than duller ones.
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep in the nude!
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep naked.
Men with playful cats shouldn't sleep nude!!!
Men with playful kitties should NEVER sleep nude!
Men without the Spirit don't accept spiritual things.
Men would be angels.  Angels would be gods. -- Pope
Men would respect a woman's mind more if it bounced gently as she walked
Men!  Go figure!
Men! Learn from John Bobbitt. Don't cheat on your girlfriend/wife!
Men! Learn from John Bobbitt. Sleep on your stomachs!
Men". Let me take you far a way, you'd like a holiday. -Scorpions
Men's advantage Ä Guys in hockey masks don't attack you
Men's best X-mas gift?  To add ex- to wife!
Men's movement--an evolutionary shift in the system itself.
Men's movement-must go beyond gifted mouth/retarded ear.
Men's victimizer status camouflages men's victim status.
Men's wear
Men, Just children with paychecks
Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. - Lord Chesterfield
Men, can't live with 'em, and can't sell 'em for parts.
Men, can't live with 'em, and sheep don't cook!
Men, can't live with em...and ya can't sell em for parts!
Men, in general, are but great children
Men, in general, are but great great children - Napoleon
Men, in general, are but overgrown children.
Men, learn from John Bobbitt - sleep on your stomachs!
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest. - Jean Paul Richter
Men, like women are a nice diversion.
Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you had your brain in your pants!
Men, stupid? You'd be dense too if you sat on your brain all day.
Men, their rights, nothing more; women, their rights, nothing less.
Men, we're going to the Olympics. -- The Colonel
Men, you can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
Men, you can't live with them and you can't sell them for parts!
Men, your objective is to eliminate Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Men.  Go fig. - Dot
Men.. can't kill 'em.. can't sell `em for parts!
Men.. can't live with 'em, can't get away with shootin' 'em!
Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Men... you can't live with 'em... pass the chocolate
Men...can't live with 'em and cucumbers rot!
Men...can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts.
Men...can't live with them, can't keep 'em in the trunk.
Men:  Because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Men:  Because vibrators don't know how to fix a car
Men:  Peasants in knight's clothing.
Men: Because beer and pizza can't snuggle.
Men: Because cucumbers can't fix a car.
Men: Can't live with 'em,  Can't shoot 'em.
Men: Can't live with 'em, don't really need them anyways
Men: Right to life, obligation to death.
Men: Suicide is not a selfish act, but an act of love
Men: The sex more willing to pay the price of power.
Men: Vaginally challenged?
Men: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
Men: can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em!
Men: can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.
Men?  On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
Men? On the whole, I'd rather do it myself!
MenCan't live with themCan't play mind games without them
MenPat their tush and they'll do all your bidding.
Menage a Trois? - I'd rather be with Kira, Ro, and Sito.  :®)
Menage a Twat, n. - What you could call three dykes in bed together
Menage, n. - If at first you don't succeed, troi and troi again!
Menbers 182-195, Multiple Personality Society
Mencan't live with 'em and cucumbers rot!
Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American: The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife
Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards
Mencken's Metalaw: For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong
Mend it [affirmative action] but don't end it. - Bill Clinton, 7/19/95
Mend the pen only after the sheep are all gone. - Chinese Proverb
Mene nema, potpuno sam prazan i za srce ujela me sarka,
Mene su babe vracare uklele, da mi o glavi rade dzukele.
Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen
Mene, nikada, nece, uhvatiti-Dzordz, Radovan III
Meni niko nista ne moze
Meningitis - Getting a Man
Menjam cimera koji hrce za cimerku koja uzdise.
Menjam sobnu lampu za dvosobnu!
Menjam zenu od 34 godine za dve od 17
Menopause (Blood Lust)
Menopause: God saying  I'm not putting up with your PMS either!
Menopause: When one stops and reflects upon men.
Mens sana in campari soda
Mens sana in corpore sanella
Mensa                     The top 2% of sh*t happening
Mensa Man  - By Gene Yuss
Mensa Man:                         Gene Yuss
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
Mensa: (M)y (E)go (N)eeds (S)ome (A)ttention
Mensa: a support group for the severely gifted
Mensans are not pathetic, sexless food tubes!
Mensapause is when you finally get old enough to wise up.
Menschen ham 'ne Wirbels„ule, nur wenige ein Rckgrat
Menstrual Cycle - "A bloody Japanese motorbike, mate!"
Menstrual cycle - has three wheels.
Menstruation - Male Model display
Menstruation, Menopause, Mental Breakdowns... ever notice how all
Menstruation:  Male Model display.
Mental Backup in Progress - Do Not Disturb &lt;zzzzz&gt;
Mental Backup in progress, do not disturb.  (snore)
Mental Floss helps prevent Moral Decay
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.  Ya' know?
Mental Floss:  In one ear and out the other
Mental Floss? Moral Decay? In the Music Conference?
Mental Giants  - By I. Q. Test
Mental agility of a soap dish.
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Mental floss - might prevent moral decay
Mental floss prevents truth decay
Mental floss twice a day... you'll prevent truth decay
Mental health crops up when you least expect it.&lt;Worthington&gt;
Mental health is overrated.
Mental note:  Question all you know to be true. -- Parker Lewis
Mental note:  Shazam! -- Parker Lewis
Mental note: purchase new day planer. - Pretorius
Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure.
Mentally challenged.
Mentally qualified for handicapped parking
Mentioning the bogus science in Star Trek will derail any conversation--
Mentors do it mentally.
Mentos mints are the key to all your own nirvana
Mentos, the Freshmaker - Mike on group of teenagers
Mentos, the Freshmaker... -- Mike Nelson
Mentos: The mints of death.
Menu, n.: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu:  A Bit Like A Real Menu - Full Of Things You Don't Understand
Menu:  A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Menu:  a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier
Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run
Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of
Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
MeooOOW! SPLAT! wooOOF! SPLAT! (raining cats and dogs)
MeooOOW!" SPLAT! "wooOOF!" SPLAT!  (Raining Cats & Dogs)
Meow ...splat... Aarf ...splat... (raining cats and dogs).
Meow culpa." - Something you'll never hear from a cat.
Meow is like Aloha it can mean anything.
Meow what?  Meow I want to go out?  Meow I want to eat?  What?
Meow! &lt;splat&gt; Woof! &lt;splat&gt;   Hmm... Must be raining
Meow! &lt;splat&gt; Woof! &lt;splat&gt;: raining cats and dogs.
Meow, kitty, meow so pretty, oh what a pity but the cat came back.
Meow, splat, scrape, clang, fry, DINNER!
Meow.  &lt;BOOOM&gt;
Meow:  See "Ayee yah".
Meow: Sound made by a frozen doggy on a table saw.
Meow?  Meow, what?  Meow, I want to go out?  Meow, I want to eat?  What?
Meowa culpa - Something you'll never hear from your cat
Meower Power!
Mephisto...Lucifer...Beelzebub...Satan...Samhain...Gates
Mer-Kist&lt;tm&gt;, the first dolphin AND mermaid-safe tuna.
Mercedes Ruehl wouldn't have made it as CEO of General Motors.
Mercenaries Wanted * Apply at:  Union Aerospace Corporation, Phobos
Mercenaries never die .. they just regroup in Hell!
Merchandise is whatever can be sold
Merchants DO IT to customers
Merchants do it to customers.
Merci rien         (Thanks for nothin')
Merciful gods of earth, I am falling into the sky!  HPL
Mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.
Mercury Aqua Rhapsody! - Sailor Mercury
Mercury bubbles.... Freeze!
Mercury must be in retrograde, Nash... --Harvey Leek
Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West
Mercury power, make up! - Mizuno Ami/Sailor Mercury
Mercy for the criminal is, Injustice for the victim.
Mercy for the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.
Mercy is a great virtue, but that doesn't mean you should pay
Mercy is a great virtue, but that doesn't mean you should pay full price for a late pizza
Mercy is for fools and priests -- Tarsis
Mercy rien:  Thanks for nothing.
Mercy sakes alive!  Looks like we got us a _Convoy_!
Mercy sakes alive!  Looks like we got us a _Convoy_! Ä C.W. McCall
Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent. - Adam Smith
Merd:  Abbreviation of Marriage that accurs after 18 to 24 months.
Merd: An abreviation of Marriage that acuurs after 18 to
Merde ! Rien ne va plus !
Merde alors!  Tout que j'ai pour dire
Mere bullets have no effect on *our* moderators!
Mere life is not victory, mere death is not defeat.
Mere words cannot express my feelings in this matter
Meredith had an unbounded enthusiasm for French letters
Meredith's Law for Grad School Survival:  Never let your major&lt;&gt;professor know that you exist
Merfolk (In General):  "Anchovies"
Mericus is first citizen. Butcher. --Flavius Maximus
Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Chistmas) -Japanese
Merkin's Maxim: When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue
Merlin Olsen is NO action hero - Crow on hero
Merlin! And against all hope
Mermaid mathematicians wear algaebras
Mermaid wanted, inquire within
Mermaid:  Not enough fish to bake, not enough woman to love
Mermaids CAN'T do it.
Mermaids are no fun to dance with, but very nice in the pool.
Merriment and whatnot... it's just what would happen. Ä Eeyore
Merry Christmas To All!
Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -English June-Feb. sho
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. --English June-Feb. shopping signs
Merry Christmas and a Happy Newt Year
Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown
Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good cat!!!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal ... an' a happy new year!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, $#@#$ you
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Merry Cmas and A Happy New Year
Merry Cmas, Happy Hanukkah, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Merry Easter, from St Patrick
Merry Meat - The Wiccan Butcher Shop!
Merry Meat, where a banana can be seen as a potent fertility symbol.
Merry Meet, Merry Part, and Merry meet again
Merry Meet, and Merry Part, and Mary Tyler Moore.
Merry Merry Christmas and Happy Happy New Year to ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Xmas and A Happy New Year
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukah, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Merry meet and merry part and merry meet again.
Merryville, MO:  Women are prohibited from wearing corsets.
Merv, Are You One of My GRIFFINS?
Merwage.  Merwage is wot bwrings us togever today
Mery christmas. Check out argonet.acorn.freeads for bargins
Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
Mesomorphic chance: neither slim nor fat
Mesquite, TX þ Epicenter of the QUAKE felt around the world!
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Messaging = ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
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Messenger: Fun!   Messenger: A time saver!   Messenger: User friendly!
Messiah Complex?  Me?!  Well, let me just sayeth unto you
Messiah complex? Me? Well just let me sayeth unto you..!
Messianism: a genius for fanaticism of every kind.
Messier: Doesn't have to worry about his hair getting messy, eh!
Messiliu Badarian's _Kabarikh hiLlyan lel Maisurmra Kolumebabar_
Messy, but it got the job done. -- Jeresca
Met a Girl and all she wanted was 760Megs Hard
Met a cat lover. Sent her a kzin.
Meta phors be witchu.
Meta-physics is meta-difficult.
Metabolically Challenged: Politically Correct term for dead people.
Metabolically challenged
Metabolically challenged: Dead.
Metabolicly challenged - dead
Metaforce be with you
Metal Fighter MIKU!  Hottest Female Wrestler in the year 2061
Metal and flesh will fuse today
Metalhead cat igniters in Jerusalem: Beavis of Nazareth.
Metallurgists are screw'n'edge.  
Metallurgists do it in the street.
Metamathematicians think they're philosophers
Metamorphasis complete sir.  Spaceball one has become... MEGA MAID!
Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
Metaphores are ideas sporting borrowed coats.
Metaphors are similes.  Similes are like metaphors.
Metaphors be with you!
Metaphysically problematic
Metaphysics 5 cents--the philosopher IS
Meteor Blockade Runner - The Williams of VGA Planets
Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
Meteorologist, n.: A man who can look in a woman's eyes and predict whether
Meteorologist: he who can look at a girl and tell weather
Meteorologists DO IT at all levels
Meteorologists DO IT unpredictably.
Meteorologists DO IT with forecasts
Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
Meter: [...../]   Kilometer: [x1k...../]  Deadmeter: [.._..]
Meter: [...../]   Meter on a brain: [..../@]  Any questions?
Meter: [...../]   Meter on drugs: [\..|../]  Any questions?
Meter: [...../]   Tribble multiplication meter: [*****/]
Meter: [...../]   Water Meter: [÷÷÷÷÷/]
Meter: [...../]  Tribble multiplication meter: [*****/]
Meter: [...../] Kilometer: [x1k...../] Deadmeter: [.._..]
Meter: [...../]. Meter on drugs: [\..|../] Any questions?
Metermaids eat their young
Methinks I am being drawn into something here
Methinks I am being drawn into something here...&lt;G&gt;
Methinks she doth protest too much
Methinks that thou art attempting to Obfuscate the issue!
Methinks the warlock playeth with his wand too much.
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
Methodism                 sh*t happens; support groups available
Methodist by birth, Druid by choice.
Methodist by birth, Pagan by choice
Methodists do it by numbers.
Methos doesn't exist!  The oldest immortal?  He's a legend!
Methuselah Lived to be 969 Years Old
Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker -work eval
Metric Lit:  The Courtship of Kilometers Standish
Metric System, n. - System of measurment we should support every inch of the way!
Metrics:  A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers
MetroLink * Crunchy Frog: We Enforce Anarchy
MetroNet BBS - Part of MetroNet Internet Services, LLC
Metrognome: City dwelling earth sprite
Metrolink * Vegemite Express! * Seattle, WA
Metronome needs oil.
Metronome:   A little humanoid that lives downtown
Metronome: Little leprechaun that lives in Dublin.
Metronome: a city dwarf.
Metronome: a city person of diminished stature
Metronome: a city-dwelling earth spirit
Metronomes live in the Paris Underground.
Metropolis mourns the return of about a billion Supermen.
Mets need for success: Nine Baseball players!
Metzengerstein   ÄÄEdgar Allen Poe
Meum est propositum in taberna mori
Mewage.  Mewage is wot bwings us togever today... -- The Bishop
Mexican DOS Prompt  C:\?QUE&gt;
Mexican Food...6 ingredients served 85 different ways.
Mexican Revenge  - By Monty Zuma
Mexican Revenge:                   Monty Zuma
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
Mexican beer sold in Rome:  Dos XX or Two Twenty in Italian.
Mexican fast food eatery in Germanay, Taco Schnell!
Mexican ninja?  HA!  How about a Jewish ninja?
Mexican spaghetti...Pasta La Vista.
Mexican/Italian Food - By Pepe Roney
Mexican/Italian Food:              Pepe Roney*
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney
Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population
Mexico's greatest export:  Their population
Meyer's Law:  It is a simple task to make things complex, but a&lt;&gt;complex task to make them simple
Meyers's Law:  In a social situation, that which is most&lt;&gt;difficult to do is usually the right thing to do
Mezzosopranos do it in the middle.
Mfume and the CBC make me queasy
Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a million pains'.
Mi Amiga es no mas.
Mi Vida Loca  over & over. Welcome to my crazy life!
Mi casa su casa... -- Methos
Mi lengua, mi lengua...se sale de mi boca. - Steve Vai
Mi smo eto, blizu kraja, jedan korak do ocaja,
Mi smo lepa zemlja. A lepota i pamet retko idu zajedno.
Mi tagline es su tagline
Mi'casa su'casa dond e'stad tu? - Tom
Mi'cha flung the brute over ten meters. -- War Mammoth
Mia to Soon-Yi: "Please make an effort to get to know him better."
Miami -- see it like a native -- carry a gun!
Miami Rental Car Special: 1000 rounds of Ammo FREE with Uzi rental!
Miami bumpersticker: Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload.
Miami only has two imports, Cubans and cocaine
Miami residents don't worry that others might be armed. They KNOW it
Miami's Dead Persons Society .... we're doing it in our genes
Miami, Florida: where winter is 3 days of temperature in the 60's.
Miami: Se habla Espanol; no hablo Englais
Mice Crispies, n. - Breakfast food for cats
Mice Crispies: Breakfast of Grand Champion cats!
Mice Crispies: breakfast of champion cats!
Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat!
Mice Krispies - kitty breakfast food
Mice Krispies: Breakfast of champion cats
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
Mice are cool. - Guy #3
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Mice crawl under doors, programs crawl under Windows.
Mice found everywhere! [F]ire cat  [G]et more cats
Mice found everywhere! [F]ire cat  [G]et more cats  [S]et Traps
Mice have small balls because very few can dance
Mice never win, unless you believe those lying cartoons!
Michael Bolton of Borg-  Be assimilated or you will listen to me sing.
Michael Davis - one sandwich short of a picnic.
Michael Gillespie                    michaelg@gray.mb.ca
Michael Gothreau aka Mick Buzzworthy of The Buzztones
Michael Ironside of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated with extreme prejudice!
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him. - Mojo Nixon
Michael J. Fox is the Anti-Elvis!
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson & Elton John duet: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"
Michael Jackson & K-Mart: both have little boys' pants half-off.
Michael Jackson - the taste of a new generation.
Michael Jackson Had His "THRILLER" And Was Real "BAD"
Michael Jackson Will Be Attending The Pee Wee Herman Univ
Michael Jackson and Boston duet: "More Than a Feeling!"
Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley-A marriage made on Mars.
Michael Jackson has offered to take care of OJ's kids
Michael Jackson is now grabbing other crotches too
Michael Jackson must appreciate all the OJ headlines.
Michael Jackson must be so proud of his son
Michael Jackson sang "Baby Be Mine." I think he meant it
Michael Jackson sang "Baby Be Mine." I think he meant it
Michael Jackson says there's nothing as special as sharing your bed with someone. Lets see if he feels the same way when he goes to prison.
Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music
Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music
Michael Jackson supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
Michael Jackson to O.J. Simpson: "I'll watch your kids."
Michael Jackson to OJ Simpson "I'll take care of the kids!"
Michael Jackson vs Barney in a 13 round winner take all.
Michael Jackson vs Sen. Packwood in a grab-off.
Michael Jackson walked backwards all the way to England.
Michael Jackson's Dangerous?? Only to little Kids.
Michael Jackson's bumper sticker: "HAVE I HUGGED YOUR KID TODAY?"
Michael Jackson's dilemma: 13 or 14, 14 or 13, 12 or 13?!
Michael Jackson's mother: "I know this really cheap plastic surgeon."
Michael Jackson's new song = "Don't let your son go down on me"
Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
Michael Jackson, going where no man has gone before.
Michael Jackson: @ Before,  After, ³³³³ Soon
Michael Jackson: Official Babysitter of the Tagline echo.
Michael Jackson: Whiter than Edward Scisserhands!
Michael Jackson@, Lisa Marie , The kids .@@@@
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined
Michael Jordan retired.  NOW I want to be like Mike!
Michael Jordan retired? I wanna be like Mike!
Michael Mcmullin only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Michael New for president - He can remember the oath of office
Michael Rainey was Ill the day the Earth stood still 
Michael Rennie was ill The Day The Earth Stood Still, but he told us\n where we stand
Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still
Michael can grab a boys crotch while it looks like he's w
Michael can't wait to have kids of his own!
Michael come back and face the music.
Michael failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
Michael had a Migraine Monday. What's next Toddler Tuesday?
Michael has been hiding inside Barney this whole time.
Michael is one strange ?sexual.
Michael is trying to fix the mars probe.
Michael likes to do the "below the belt" thing too
Michael looks just like his sister.
Michael should go back to jumping the elephant mans bones
Michael should have hired Harding as his private eye
Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way.
Michael this is Woody, Woody, Michael Jackson
Michael to Lisa Marie "Let's adopt a eleven year old."
Michael walked backwards all the way to England.
Michael your 'Teanager in Love' musical condoms are in
Michael!  Don't chew on that@#~!...    NO CARRIER
Michael's addicted to Morphine, Amphedimine, and Preteen.
Michael's back, Barney makes a new show. Coincidence?
Michael's gloves have plenty of vaseline on 'em
Michael's his name, Cuddling's his game
Michael's new book: The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.
Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette
Michael, Row the boat ashore...Hallelujah! þ Hugh
Michael, get bunk beds!
Michael, hand me that stick.  I stepped in it again!
Michael, you wouldn't believe it. - Sinclair
Michael.  I wouldn't. - Sheridan
Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3."
Michael? -Vyv   Don't broadcast the handle, Vyv. -Mike
Micheal Fay says vandalism in Singapore is a real pain in the butt!
Micheal Fay was the butt of several strokes.
Micheal Jackson , Lisa Marie , The kids 
Michelangelo would have made better time with a roller.
Michelangelo's mother: "Stop marking up the walls."
Michelle Pfeiffer:  The Bat's meow
Michelle my belle, Sunday monkey play piano song, piano song -Beatles
Michelle's taking off her robe!! - Rizzo the Rat
Michelle, ma belle, some day monkey want a piano song
Michigan - Crocodiles may not be tied to fire hydrants.
Michigan - it is against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk.
Michigan:  Spring, summer, fall, winter, winter, winter!
Michigan: Crocodiles may not be tied to fire hydrants.
Michigan: It is against the law to put a skunk in your boss' desk.
Mick Gump:  "I Can't Get No Box of Chocolates."
Mick Gump: "I - Can't - Get - No... Box - of - Choc - lates."
Mick Gump: I Can't Get No Box of Chocolates.
Mick Jagger is older than President Clinton
Mickey (App. Wizard)
Mickey Mantle: "What time is it, Yogi?" Berra: "You mean right now?"
Mickey Mouse is alive and well
Mickey Mouse to a child is a six-foot friggin' RAT!!!
Mickey Mouse wears a @NAM@ watch
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Bob Morgan watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch!
Mickey Mouse wears a Dino Pantazopoulos watch
Mickey Mouse wears a Donald Duck watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Nannette Thacker watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Orville watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Ronald Reagan watch.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Mickey Mouse wears an Al Gore watch!
Mickey Mouse went to a psychiatrist because he thought he was goofy
Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer.
Mickey a de grandes oreilles, je répète, Mickey a
Mickey is a mouse, Pluto is a dog, Donald is a duck, What's Goffey ?
Mickey mouse is a rat !!!!!!!
Mickey's Mailer - the Happiest Reader On Earth!
Mickeysoft makes bugs..bugs...bugs!
Micro = small, Soft = mushy
Micro Credo:  Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Micro Focus COBOL:  The Cutting Edge of COBOL for the PC!
Micro brain? It's more of a 'mini' really.
Micro$lop.... Making it all make no sense!
Micro$oft - What would you like to debug today ?
Micro$oft - Where do you want to crash today ?
Micro$oft - the choice of the "Duh..." generation
Micro$oft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT:
Micro$oft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT:  Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
Micro$oft Windows a virus with mouse support.
Micro$oft Windows: the ultimate trojan w/mouse support.
Micro$oft Windowsa virus with mouse support.
Micro$oft gives you Windows. Unix gives you the house
Micro$oft gives you Windows...OS/2 gives you the whole house
Micro$oft has a new model of WIN NT: for FORTRAN Based Punch Card Calc
Micro$oft is NOT the answer. Micro$oft is the question. The answer is NO
Micro$oft is a bunch of !Cs
Micro$oft is not the answer. Micro$oft is a question. The answer is Linux
Micro$oft ist nicht die Antwort. Micro$oft kommt nicht in Frage !
Micro$oft promises, OS/2 delivers
Micro$oft really wanted to do VB/DOS slower than QuickBASIC. Succeeded
Micro$oft really wanted to do a C++ better than Borland's. Failed.
Micro$oft really wanted to slow down QuickBASIC. Succeeded.
Micro$oft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !
Micro$oft steals ideas of DRDOS for his MSDOS
Micro$oft steals ideas of DRDOS for his MSDOS. (it's true.)
Micro$oft's áeta testers:  The buying public!
Micro$oft: How slow do you want to go today?
Micro, and soft. Oh! How large is my HARD DISK?!! _Gates_
Micro. First it was a skirt, and now it's Software
Micro. Soft. - Attributed to Mrs. Bill Gates on her wedding night.
Micro:  Anything Both Very Small And Very Expensive
MicroPlanet Gravity 2.60
MicroSecond (Def.):  Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
MicroSecond (Def.):  Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
MicroSloth: Bringing you ten year old technology, tomorrow, maybe.
MicroSlurpie - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
MicroSoft - Where Quality Is Job 1.1!
MicroSoft - Where do you want to crash today?
MicroSoft -- Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
MicroSoft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT:
MicroSoft Function call to load WINDOWS/NT:  Soo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
MicroSoft Product detected: (A)bort (R)etry (G)rab a stick and kill it
MicroSoft Product detected: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill It Quick!
MicroSoft Support isn't!
MicroSoft Support:   call your vendor.
MicroSoft Technical support: DIAL 1-800-SUCKERS
MicroSoft Windows:  The first virus with Mouse Support.
MicroSoft Windowsa virus with mouse support.
MicroSoft Works doesn't, and WordPerfect isn't!
MicroSoft could sell lead weights to Titanic passengers!
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right  DOS 99
MicroSoft has lots of bugs to squelch.
MicroSoft is the mother of all screw-ups!
MicroSoft is trying to drag me, kicking and screaming into the '80's!
MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system.
MicroSoft translates to: Small and Squishy?
MicroSoft's Tech Support said those errors just aren't possible
MicroSoft, makers of the best viruses since 1985
MicroSoft...Making tomorrow's mistakes today!.
MicroSoft:  Where quality is job 1.1!
MicroSoft: Does that mean Small & Limp??
MicroSoft: The weak link.
MicroSoft: Where quality is job 1.1!
MicroSoft: does that mean small & limp?
MicroSoft: if at first you don't succeed, market it like you have
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
MicroSoft=MacroSmor
Microbiologists DO IT with culture
Microbiologists do it with culture and sensitivity.
Microbiologists wear designer genes
Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only Beyond This Door
Microbiology lab: Staph only.
Microbrain! Growl for me, show me that you still care. --Q
Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. (Q who)
Microfiche - Plankton
Microfiche - Sardines.
Microfiche and integrated circuits: fiche and chips?
Microfiche:  Extremely small French fish
Microfiche: Sardines.
Microhelen: The amount of beauty required to motivate one sailor.
Micromachines at 12 o'clock, and GI Joe is there! -- Crow
Microminiaturization:  "Get Small" In Computerist's Language
Micronians think too much!  -Khyron the Backstabber
Microprogramming:  Programming done on extremely small computers.
Microsecond - Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
Microsecond:  The Amount Of Time Required For A Program To Hang Up
Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
Microsloth Windoze - just say NO!!
Microsoft - Desaster at your Fingertips
Microsoft - Little mushy things?
Microsoft - The Guys who brought you edlin
Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility
Microsoft - When do you want to crash today ?
Microsoft - where do you want to go in three weeks?
Microsoft : How many times do you want to crash your computer today?
Microsoft = Soft * 1E-6
Microsoft Bob: Windows for Morons?
Microsoft Compatible Mouse For Sale: $15.00 (Almost New!)
Microsoft Compatible Mouse For Sale: $15.00 (Good Cond)
Microsoft DOS 5.0 Cust. Support: 1-800-SUCKERS
Microsoft Drivespace...the final frontier
Microsoft Encarta?  Is that from South Africa?
Microsoft Free Zone!
Microsoft Haters Anonymous
Microsoft Linux 2000
Microsoft Makes It Easier!  (to switch to OS/2)
Microsoft MicroSoft Technical support: DIAL 1-800-SUCKERS
Microsoft Momie I finished the Windows, Can I go play with OS/2
Microsoft Motto: "Wait for us, we're the leaders!"
Microsoft Piracy Hotline 1-800-NO-COPYN.
Microsoft Product detected:  (A)bort (R)etry (G)rab a stick and kill it
Microsoft Rep --- What's CGA?
Microsoft Virus: UNRECOVERABLE APPLICATION ERROR!
Microsoft Windon't.
Microsoft Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN
Microsoft Windows - XT emulation for 486!
Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
Microsoft Windows 3.1.....a virus with mouse support
Microsoft Windows is NOT a virus.  Viruses do SOMETHING
Microsoft Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Microsoft Windows-From the people that brought you Edlin.
Microsoft Windows. Winner of 7 academy awards!
Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
Microsoft Windows... from the people that brought you EDLIN.COM.
Microsoft Windows:  A torture device not yet banned by Geneva Convention
Microsoft Windows:  EDLIN on LSD
Microsoft Windows:  From the people who brought you EDLIN
Microsoft Windows:  It just keeps getting beta and beta
Microsoft Windows:  Proof that P.T. Barnum was correct
Microsoft Windows:  The first virus with Mouse Support
Microsoft Windows: EDLIN on LSD
Microsoft Windows: From the makers of EDLIN!
Microsoft Windows: It just keeps getting beta and beta
Microsoft Windows: The first virus with mouse support!
Microsoft Windows: from the people who brought you EDLIN.
Microsoft Windows: like putting lipstick on a chicken.
Microsoft Windoze... Software for insomniacs
Microsoft Works
Microsoft Works - voted the Number One oxymoron of all time!
Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Microsoft announces EDLIN for Windows.
Microsoft announces the release of Win2010 in Spring 2024
Microsoft bashing is an art form!
Microsoft bashing to an art form! Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10
Microsoft celebrating over 15 years of continuous obsolescence
Microsoft crawls under Gates. Software crawls under Windows. OS/2!
Microsoft finally did SOMETHING right...  Windows 99.6
Microsoft gave you windows.  OS/2 gives you the house.
Microsoft gives U Windows..OS/2 gives U the house!
Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house
Microsoft gives you Windows ... IBM and OS/2 give you the whole house!
Microsoft gives you Windows, OS/2 gives you the house!
Microsoft gives you Windows. OS/2 gives you the whole house. Microsoft
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house
Microsoft installation error. Remove disk #92 & restart.
Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
Microsoft is a high-maintenance whore.
Microsoft is in Fear, Uncertain and Doubtful
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer
Microsoft is suing American Airlines 'cause they have lawyers too.
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
Microsoft is the BORG of the computer industry
Microsoft is the BORG of the computer industry. -- Scott Dowdle
Microsoft like the Pentium so much they use it to schedule Windows '95
Microsoft motto -- "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
Microsoft motto: "DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run"
Microsoft motto: "We're the leaders, Let Us Bug You!"
Microsoft motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
Microsoft perfect version of Windows; it crashes BEFORE installation.
Microsoft plays with themselves. - Philippe Kahn
Microsoft policy:  "If you can't beat them, delete them."
Microsoft relieved as court rules against them. Hmmmm
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
Microsoft tech support:  1-900-USUCKER
Microsoft technical support line: 1-900-SUCKERS
Microsoft wants you!
Microsoft! And to think it all started with GeeWiz Basic!
Microsoft's Motto #2 "Were #1......Wait for us!! "
Microsoft's Motto: We're the leaders, wait for us!
Microsoft's beta testers:  The buying public
Microsoft's largest competitor has a 5% market share.
Microsoft's new motto - "Wait for us, we're the leaders!"
Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum Windows is made by MicroSOFT, not
Microsoft's troubles are just beginning.
Microsoft,  Making it Easier...to switch to OS/2.
Microsoft, circa 1994:  Chicago will be a painless upgrade.
Microsoft, here for the long haul
Microsoft, where quality is job 0.997245813
Microsoft--using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
Microsoft. Making it easi...er...prettier!
Microsoft...making it easier...to switch to OS/2.
Microsoft:  Bringing you yesterday's technology "real soon now".
Microsoft:  How much money is left in your wallet today?
Microsoft:  Making it all.  Make sense?
Microsoft:  Making it easier... to switch to OS/2!
Microsoft:  The only company named after the CEO's penis.
Microsoft:  They don't benchmark any better than they write OSes.
Microsoft:  To badly go where more clever people have avoided going.
Microsoft: "Anwendungs-Taste".  Me: "Taste dungs yourself!"
Microsoft: Does that mean small and limp?
Microsoft: How much money is left in your wallet today?
Microsoft: If you believe in a flat Earth, this is for you
Microsoft: Making it easier to choose OS/2.
Microsoft: Making tomorrow's mistakes today...
Microsoft: Pay the Bill!
Microsoft: To badly go where everyone else has already been
Microsoft: What API do you want to use today ?
Microsoft: What do you want to crash today?
Microsoft: When do you want Windows to crash today?
Microsoft: Where did you want to go before Windows95 crashed?
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
Microsoft: You can buy better but you can't pay more!
Microsoft:"Demo first,contract second,finish code later."
Microsoftmaking it all make MONEY!
Microwave Hint#3:  Make a hole in the turtle's shell first
Microwave fireplaceSpend a whole evening in front of the fire in 5 mins.
Microwave on High for 5 minutes, or place on Pentium for 2 minutes
Microwave oven?  Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?  I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks
Microwave:  Signal from a friendly micro.
Microwave:  Wave from a midget.
Microwave: Form of greeting, popular in Silicon Valley.
Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro.
Microwave: Wave from a midget.
Microwaves friz your heir.
Microwaves... definitely microwaves... -- Recoil
Mid-evil: When the bad guys have you surrounded.
Midas was into golden showers.
Midasize! What've you got, an Evinrude? - Tom on loud car
Midden:  a kind of fingerless glove
Middle Age is when actions creak louder than words
Middle Age, n. - Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway!
Middle Age, n. - When you know your way around but don't feel like going
Middle Age:  Halfway between adolescence and obsoloescence.
Middle Age:  With any luck I'll outgrow it.
Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence!
Middle Age: The point at which your middle begins to show.
Middle Age: When actions creak louder than words
Middle Age: When knees buckle and belts won't!!
Middle Age: With any luck I'll outgrow it.
Middle East peace process
Middle Management of the Old West - Tom
Middle age is 10 years from now
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. - Richard Armour
Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier
Middle age is when you know your way around but don't feel like going!
Middle age is when you narrow waist and your broad mind change places
Middle age is when you wonder if your warranty is running out
Middle age is when you're stiff all over except where it counts.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.  --Ogden Nash
Middle age starts when your broad mind and narrow waist change places
Middle age starts when your broad mind and narrow waist change places
Middle age:  When your age starts to show at your middle
Middle age: When broad mind and narrow waist swap places
Middle age: when your age starts to show at your middle.
Middle aged is fifteen years older than I am
Middle aged women don't have hot flashes - they have power surges!
Middle index, sign of the time
Middle management of the O-l-l-l-d West
Middle of the roaders get run over by both sides
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator.
Middle-age: The broad mind and narrow waist swap places.
Middle-age: When the narrow-waist and broad-mind change places.
Middle-aged and crazy and enjoying every minute of it
Middle-aged cats don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
Middle-aged guns don't kill men, boys do!
MiddleEarth BBS - Home of the Tolkein Ring Network
MiddlePark Cowboys 73 - Cows 6! South Park beats the spread!
Middleton Stott, I'm looking for you!!
Midget Psychic Escapes From Prison: Small Medium at Large
Midget magicians are cunning runts. A female track team
Midget psychic escaped from prison: Small medium at large!
Midget soothsayer robs bank!  Small medium at large
Midgets simply belittle.
Midi isn't a sound file, it's a region in France!
Midlife Crisis is when your kids and your clothes are the same age.
Midlife crisis is optional
Midnight Basketball, "Just say not to crime"
Midnight Patrol  - By Hugo Sair
Midnight Rider: Horny husband at 2:30 a.m
Midnight basketball? I'd rather midnight modem with Fidonet.
Midnight on the Firing Line - day 2 of the Shapero Babylonathon
Midnight was a barrier back in 1963
Midnite Rider:  Horny husband at 2:30 a.m
Midrash: "And that Rock was Messiah" I Cor. 10:4
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Midwest flood humor:  Des Moines, Iowa has a new zip code: 50H2O
Midwest flood humor:  Fairmont, MN folks recently had a "Mud Olympics."
Midwest flood humor:  Missouri has a new state motto:  Row-Me State
Midwife - Second wife in three marriages
Midwife.................. Second wife in three marriages.
Midwife: Second wife in three marriages.
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc
Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz.
Miesch's Note:  A camel is a racehorse designed by a committee
Mieux vaut tard que jamais
Might I inquire what's going on?"   Han Solo: "Why not?"
Might I interest you in a white jacket, extra long, with buckles?
Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casa
Might as well face it,  you're addicted to code
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. - Weird Al
Might as well gimme the mannequin, too - Mike
Might as well go for a soda, nobody hurts, nobody cries.
Might as well go home, Mulder, this case is as good as solved"-DS
Might as well have Mitchell as a dad - Tom
Might as well have Mitchell as a dad... -- Tom Servo
Might as well take a few days off and work.
Might as well take off my clothes & run around -Mike
Might as well take off my clothes and run around... -- Nelson
Might be a good time to take that paid vacation - FM to hooker (2x13)
Might be a good time to take that paid vacation" Mulder to prostitute
Might be interesting to see what they look like... - Spock
Might be the be-all and the end-all -here,
Might be the perfect time to have a talk with my inner child... -Freak
Might does not make right. But it sure makes what is. - Edward Abbey
Might expect to pay up to $3 million for a death ray... -- Servo
Might have been is but ashes upon the wind.  -Tsuranuanni saying
Might have been meThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas
Might may not be right, but it usually wins
Might take you a little while to get used to it. - Geordi
Might wake up and say, "OH, I wanna drop a piano on my head!" - Brust
Might wanna notch down the music. -- Mike Nelson
Might want to save this Tagline for someone it might scare.
Might we have moved into another dimension? - Riker
Might you have a large pair of handcuffs on you?  - Opus
Mightier than a sword and you're never out of range
Mighty Morphin Power Strangers Rule!
Mighty Mouse will save the day.
Mighty aches from little toe corns grow.
Mighty big shoes you're trying to fill, little lady!
Mighty songs, with goodly spells and wish-speeding runes.
Mighty tasteful words.  You might have to eat them.
Migraine - Not your wheat, but mine
Migraine = what a farmer calls his harvest
Migraine:  Not your wheat, but mine.
Migraine: Not your wheat.
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for bookstores.
Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties
Migs and Fulcrums fly for Hornet target practice
Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi
Miiiiiiinnnnnniiiiiimmmmmmmmuuuummmm WAGE Heyah! [Whipcrack]
Miiuuuuuu! - Ryo-o-ki
Mike
Mike *tagged* Paula about Re: X-Files tags (3/3)
Mike Andrew's limits are limitless. Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
Mike Copeland only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Mike Furlan, moderator: soc.history.war.us-civil-war
Mike McCurry: The Joseph Goebbels of the Democratic Party
Mike Patino sings like a cat in heat!
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Mike Tyson fondles butts. Jeffery Dahmer fondues them.
Mike Tyson should have taken her for a drive--Ted Kennedy
Mike Zier has 30,070 Taglines
Mike Zier is BACK in the echo!
Mike Zier, You have become my favorite Bobbitt Tagline pe
Mike always has a smile.  *Forced* on my face. -- Mike Nelson
Mike always has a smile. FORCED on my face - Mike
Mike!  To me you're the Don Cornelius of the 90's! - Crow
Mike! It's you! You're cool! - Crow on Nelson cigarettes
Mike! Muh-muh-muh Mike! Muh-muh-muh Mike! - Crow sings
Mike's Dream #2: To be Gates McFadden's hairstylist
Mike's Dream #3: To be a coalescant being touching Beverly's hair
Mike's Dream #4: A week alone on Risa with Beverly
Mike's Vet & Taxidermy: Either way you get your dog back
Mike, Gypsy, Crow & Tom over the left breastical region
Mike, Have you been sampling the pharmaceuticals again?!!! -TB
Mike, I'm scared! - Crow as tough, trampy lady talks
Mike, If push came to shove....I could take you!
Mike, have you had any problems with security? - Dr. F
Mike, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Mike, that is it! You're a miracle worker young man -Crow
Mike, this sucks!  Can we just eat? -- Gypsy
Mike, unless they have fooled with the system AGAIN, they DO
Mike, we weren't gonna haze you - Crow
Mike, what have we learned? - Crow
Mike, you dial 911 - Gypsy during fire drill
Mike, you gotta help us. We're on a date - Dr. Forrester
Mike, you old fruit bat - Tom
Mike, yuck! Icky! - Dr. Forrester on messy satellite
Mike. Mike. Something's...Happening - Tom as Batman
Mike:  Limbless guy with a powerful voice
Mike: (name in credits) Joseph Harris? * Crow: Here!
Mike: (name in credits) Sig Shore? * Tom: Present!
Mike: (on drag race) Ben Hur! * Tom: Ben Him?
Mike: 509! * Crow: 509! * Tom: Power ball number!
Mike: A BIG garage * Crow: It's even got a subway stop
Mike: Are you a real lonely guy? * Tom: Yeh. You?
Mike: Arrrgh! * Tom: Jeez Mike, can you keep it down?!
Mike: Ciao Laverne! * Crow: Ciao Shirley!
Mike: Do you wanna get married? * Crow: No * Tom: No
Mike: Gas station jokes? * Tom: In there!
Mike: Go girl! * Crow: Right on, woman!
Mike: Hey Sigfried, you fly the plane * Tom: Nazi bastard
Mike: Hey! Tom: Hey! Crow: Hey! Mike: Hey! Tom: Hey!
Mike: I don't smoke * Crow: Isn't it time you started?
Mike: Is there a problem? * Frank: Oh, nothing. Nothing.
Mike: It won the Palme De'Butt at Cannes * Tom: Can!
Mike: John Caradine! * Crow: Was he ALWAYS 100 years old?
Mike: Let the games begin * Magic Voice: B37. B37.
Mike: Limbless guy with a powerful voice
Mike: Lincoln! * Tom: Douglas!
Mike: Marching Band station * Tom: All Sousa All The Time
Mike: One night stand stuff? * Tom: It's all covered!
Mike: Pat Buchanan with a gun * Crow: Normal
Mike: Remember that song? * Tom: NO!
Mike: Shut up! * Tom: Shut up! * Mike: Shut up, you!
Mike: Stuffing! * Tom: Potatoes!
Mike: Tastes great! * Tom: Less filling!
Mike: Thank you for saving my bacon * Crow: Nooo Problem!
Mike: Tom Servo's planetarium show * Crow: What luck
Mike: Uh, multiple partner elusions? * Tom: Got it!
Mike: We're NOT artists * Crow: Maybe YOU'RE not, Michael
Mike: We've done 'promiscuity' entendres * Tom: Check!
Mike: You wanna marry...? * Crow: Tom Servo!
Mike: You're better * Crow: I know
Mike:A 4 Star Prison * Crow:Recommended by Best Leftists
Mike?  Dr. MindBender here.  Have you thought of Lake Victoria lately?
Mike?  Real personal knowledge comes only from deep introspection. D.M.
Mike? Shall we? - Tom asks Mike to dance
Mikey Mouse and I agree, cats are war mongers. (Polly)
Mikey gonna see King of Trains. - Mikey
Miki Maus je silovao Mini, tako je nastao Silja
Mikie will do it with anything.
Mikroschrott - Where do you want the bugs today?
Miksch's Law:  If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Mikäs vitun johto se tässä roikkuu?
Mild doses of arsenic are more your style [Derek]! -B.D
Mildred! ... Women aren't supposed to say that `bout themselves! :-)
Mildy peeved researchers?  -Dr. F on Mad's new designation
Mildy peeved researchers? -- Dr. Forrester
Mile-stone: a book that paves the way for more goodies.
Mileage may vary, Your plane may explode
Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife!  12 year-old Keiko
Miles O'Brien *is* a chief petty officer.
Miles and Miles of files.
Miles aren't the only distance
Miles behind the killing hordes - Course of Empire
Miles to walk before I rest.
Miles's Law:  Where you stand depends on where you sit
Miles, pray for an early or late baby.
Miles, you want me to move where???!!?? þ Keiko
Miles, you've got your answer. --O'Brien to O'Brien
Miles. --O'Brien to O'Brien
Miles. Miles, wake up. --O'Brien to O'Brien
MilesDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (G)et Right On It, Sir
MilesDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (K)ick The Bas***d!
Milhous, we live in the age of cooties!  -- Bart Simpson
Milhouse, can you keep a secret? ..No.. Oh well, who cares
Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties - Bart Simpson
Milhouse, we live in the age of redheads!  - Bart Simpson
Milhouse, we're livin' in an age of lesbians!
Milhouse:"What about Ray Bradbury?" Martin:"I'm familiar with his work."
Militancy of feminism is inversely proportional to beauty.
Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either.
Militant Agnostic: I don't know, and neither do you!
Militant Evangelical Taoists: Send money, but not to us!
Militant Feminists, - Women too ugly to be sex objects anyways
Militant Idealist - things will get better, or else
Militart justice
Military Defeats - By Major Disaster & General Mayhem
Military Fast  - By Colonel O'Corn
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn
Military Intelligence - In God We Trust, everyone else we monitor.
Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Military Intelligence. Two words combined that can't make sense.
Military Intelligence:  The ultimate oxymoron.
Military Life  - By Private Parts,
Military Oxymoron II: Military Intelligence
Military Rule  - By Marshall Law
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Military intelligence
Military intelligence and corporate ethics are oxymorons
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms -- Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.  - Groucho Marx
Military intelligence: n. A contradiction in terms
Military justice is to justice as military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to \SLMR\
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music -- Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
Military motherboards have combat boots!
Military oxymoron: Killed by friendly fire.
Military peace
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident"
Military: Universal Obscurant [Smoke]
Militia's form to protect citizens from their own government
Militia: 1. A CITIZEN army, as distinct from a body of professionals.
Milk + (Nestle + QWK) = chocolate milk?
Milk = Dirty Mother
Milk.  Warm.  A dash of nutmeg. - Crusher
Milkbone underwear for a dog eat dog world
Milkdudes - Any two milk duds fused together by accident
Milken of Borg: I assimilate only your dollars.
Milking stools have only three legs because the cow has the  udder one
Milkman in high heels:  Dairy Queen
Milkman's daughter, but she was cream of the crop
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
Milkmen do it in the morning.
Mill-stone: a book that receives lots of disgruntled reactions.
Millenium - home of OM
Millenium Falcon here. Who're those bozos in the cubes?
Miller Lite presents.... Beach Improvement!
Miller is a "flavor-neutral alcohol delivery system."
Miller's Law: You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it
Miller's Maxim:  In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel&lt;&gt;does not get the grease; it gets replaced
Miller's Slogan: Lose a few, lose a few
Millhouse, we're living in the age of cooties.-Bart Simpson
MilliHelen (mH): Unit of beauty required to launch one ship
MilliHelen (n.):  The amount of beauty needed to launch one ship.
MilliHelen, n: Amount of beauty required to launch a single ship
MilliHelen:  amount of beauty needed to launch one ship
MilliHelen: Beauty required to launch one ship.
MilliHelen: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
MilliHelen: the amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship
Millihelen (n.):  Unit of beauty needed to launch one ship.
Millihelen þ Amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship
Millihelen, adj: The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Millihelen:  The amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.
Millihelen:  The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
Million Dollar Wonder Boy!  Jeff Gordon and Dupont rulez!
Million here-million there-soon you're talking real money!
Million miles from home you're on your own -Floyd
Million of tribble Taglines I leave unquoted
Million to one chances occur nine times out of ten
Millionaire Senators:  21 Democrats, 7 Republicans. Tax the rich?
Millionaires pay to have it done.
Millions for chaos, not one cent for entropy.
Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth.
Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Millions for the wisdom to quit sniffing glue!
Millions have reported testing positive for EIB. - Rush Limbaugh
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon!
Millions now living will never fry!
Millions of Tribble Taglines I leave unquoted
Millions of peaches, peaches for you. - Anna Steven
Millions of people are not meant to be Unitarians.
Millions of people will die who have never died before."  ... Spock
Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime
Millions of years ago, man climbed out of the slime. You want to join the party?
Millions of years ago, the Earth was a molten mass
Millions of years of evolution, and we get Jeremy Beadle!
Millions quit smoking every year -- by dying!
Millions saw the apple fall but Newton was the one to ask why. Bernard M. Baruch
Millions who want immortality get bored on rainy Sundays.
Millions! Billions! F**kin' Donald Trump lotto!! &lt;Murtagh&gt;
Millisecond:  Delay between a green light and honking horns
Milliway's is an extraordinary venture in catering.
Milo Bloom for Florida's next Governor.
Milo.., the walls are crawling with giant fanged winkerbeans (Opus)
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged @TO@'s
Milo... The walls are crawling with giant, fanged Orville Bullitt's.
Milstead's Christmas Card Rule:  After you've mailed your last&lt;&gt;card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked
Milstead's Driving Principle:  Whenever you need to stop at a&lt;&gt;light to put on makeup, every light will be green
Milton A. Canniff, cartoonist ("Steve Canyon"), was an Eagle Scout.
Milton A. Canniff, cartoonist (Terry & the Pirates) was an Eagle Scout.
Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
Milton Berle said, "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Milton: The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven
Milton: The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven
Milwaukee cocktail party:  The beer is served in a glass
Milwaukee's Longest FidoNet SysOp and It's all Greek to me.
Mime's theme song:  "I Love a Charade."
Mime: One who doesn't speak even when spoken to.
Mimes do it silently.
Mimes do it without a sound.
Mimes don't DO IT; everyone hates a mime.
Mimes: Milli Vanilli unplugged.
Mimic the turtle. To get places, it sticks its neck out!
Mimir! You're a sight for sore eyes! --Odin
Mimoids - People addicted to the smell of newly mimeograp
Minako has two brains. One's lost and the other one went to find it
Minbari Windsword to Picard:  "There is a hole...in your hair."
Minbari do not lie, Captain. - Lennier
Minbari don't have hair. This is Human hair. - Kliest
Minbari of Borg: We let you assimilate us. Won't say why.
Minbari to Minbari? Garibaldi As you say. --Lennier.
Minbari, Centauri and Narns, OH MY!
Minbari: The term 'bonehead' will never be the same again.
Mince Your Words, Makes Them Easier to Eat Later.
Mind Like  A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Mind Like A Sieve: discards everything that doesn't blink.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Mind Like a Wool Sock (MLAWS) - Fuzzy, moth-eaten, full of holes.
Mind Over Your Massive Mouth
Mind Powers Only Work On Minds
Mind altering drugs don't always work...............immediately.
Mind altering drugs don't always work...............immediately.
Mind altering drugs. There not just for kids anymore!
Mind altering drugs? No thanks. I might become normal.
Mind by TV,.....body by Feng Shui
Mind full of trivia.  No room left for real knowledge.
Mind goes blank? Remember to turn off the sound!
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Mind if I cry on your shoulder while I PMS?
Mind if I cut in? - Vinnie
Mind if I just squeeze in here? --Odo
Mind if I play... er, talk through?
Mind if I rape your daughter
Mind if I sit down? I think we're all bozos on this bus!
Mind if I zip this up? - Joe Cox
Mind if we call you Bruce just to keep it clear?
Mind if you smoke?  Umm, how about you just burst into flames?
Mind in the gutter alert!! WoooOOP! WoooOOP! WoooOOP!
Mind like a . . . sieve?  Nah, that wasn't it.
Mind like a ... what's that called?
Mind like a steel sieve
Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
Mind like a steel trap -- everything gets mangled / full of mice /
Mind like a what's that called?
Mind numbed robots on the left.  Those of thought on the right.
Mind over matter - We don't mind - they don't matter
Mind over matter:  I don't mind and you don't matter.
Mind over matter: I don't mind, if it doesn't matter.
Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter
Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Mind over muscle, Superman?-Lex Luthor
Mind the misty sea or end up sad like Mr. Me -TMBG
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed. - John Christian Bovee
Mind what you have learned.  Save you it can. - Yoda
Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
Mind your manners or I'll stick a sword through your lips
Mind your own busines, Fox! -Falco
Mind your own business, Gawd, everyone thinks they're a moderator
Mind your own business, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER
Mind your own business, I am NOT off topic
Mind your own business, I don't care if you do think you're the modera
Mind your own business, I find you little more than annoying
Mind your own business, I know how to connect the mod*@#$ ATHO
Mind your own business, I'm happy just the way I am
Mind your own business, Mr. Spock.  I'm sick of your halfbreed interference
Mind your own business, Spock
Mind your own business, Spock.  I'm sick of your half-bre
Mind your own business, Spock.  I'm sick of your halfbreed interference
Mind your own business, if I wanted your opinion I'd ignore you
Mind your own business, junior moderators are not needed here
Mind your own business, moan, whine, and pout elsewhere
Mind your own business, one false step and it's flame, flame, flame
Mind your own business, the life you save may be your own
Mind your own business, then you don't mind mine
Mind your own business, you do have your own life, don't you
Mind your own business, you might need to know what your business is
Mind your own business, you must have something better to do
Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself. -PJ on government
Mind your own friggin' business, will ya?!?
Mind-altering drugs don't always work   ...Immediately.
Mind-numbed robot, n: Rush-basher
Mind-set is your primary weapon - Col.  Jeff Cooper
Mind...  Mind...  Let's see, I had one of those around here someplace
Mind?  No--go ahead--I second-hand smoke two packs a day. - Seinfeld
Mind? It doesn't matter. Matter? Never mind
Mindful of th' unhonored dead. -- Gray
Minding true things by what their mockeries be
Minding your own business will not be tolerated.
Mindless Chatter and Drivel *is* the topic.
Mindless Chatter&lt;tm&gt;:Takes no prisoners - and eats the Wounded!!!
Mindless Chatter---This ain't no "CHAT with your friends" echo.
Mindless Chatter: A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs.
Mindless Chatter: Newbies are people too! (giggle giggle, yeah right!)
Mindless Chatter: This ain't no CHAT echo.
Mindless Chatter: This ain't no pen pal echo.
Mindless Chatter: Where EVERYBODY but *YOU* is a Co-moderator
Mindless Chatter: Where everyone is a Co-moderator.
Mindless Chatter: Where everyone with a CLUE&lt;tm&gt; is a Co-moderator
Mindless Chatter: Where reality is just a concept!
Mindless Chatter: Where we operate at a 90 degree angle to reality
Mindless Chatter: Where we roast marshmallows on the flames of others.
Mindless Chatter: Worst Echo in Fidonet
Mindless Chatter: Worst Echo in Fidonet &lt;tm&gt;
Mindless Chatter: Worst Echo in Fidonet.
Mindless ramblings brought to you courtesy of a lack of caffeine.
Mindless ramblings have been brought to you courtesy of much caffene.
Mindraping virgins with evil brainwashing
Minds  are like parachutes, both work better when open!
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Minds and parachute only work if open
Minds and parachutes only function properly when open.
Minds are conquered not by arms but by greatness of soul.  Spinoza
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. --Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes - they only work when they're open
Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open. -- Bumper sticker
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.     --Sir Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes.  They only function properly when open.
Minds are like parachutes... they work only when open.
Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open.
Minds are like parachutes; they only function when fully open. --Sir James Dewar
Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open
Minds are like umbrellas. They only function when they are open.
Minds are parachutes, they work best when open.
Minds like beds - all made up
Minds, like parachutes and garbage cans, work only when open
Minds, like parachutes, only work when open.
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open!
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
Mindweb, the machine guns popped the ball again! -- Blackwolf
Mindy of Borg: OK, Mrs. Assimilated Lady! Luvyabyebye!
Mine are becoming tighter and tighter all the time. - Dire Wolf
Mine eyes have seen the coming of the gory of the morgue.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
Mine is a lot smaller than many on here, so hopefully that indicates a
Mine is better than ours--Ben Franklin
Mine is the last voice that you'll ever hear
Mine is the number just before infinity... --Crow on his monster
Mine was a lovely world-until the parasites took over. - Heinlein
Mine! Mine! I got dibs! Great Tagline, thanks.
Mine! Mine! It's all mine! - Daffy Duck
Mine's dead now and is the onliest good cat i ever seed.
Mine's gone too, but I didn't see it go.
Mine's proportionally longer than most. -- Karen Peisley
Mine... is the last voice you will ever hear
Mineralogy for Giants  - By Chris Tall
Mineralogy for Giants:             Chris Tall
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Miners do it deeper than divers.
Miners do it with a bang.
Miners do it with a big drill.
Miners sink deeper shafts.
Miners with illuminated helmets are lightheaded
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one
Mines are equal opportunity weapons
Mines bought and paid for...how about you??
Minesweep Sailors....Iron Men In Wooden Ships
Mini people   think   small!  Misspelled?  Impossible
Mini-skirt: a might gown.
Mini-skirts always get maxi-attention!
Miniature Giant Russian Dwarf Giant Space Hamster.
Miniature cocktail: You drink one and in a miniature you’re out.
Miniaturists do it with as little as possible.
Minicomputer:  The Pier To Mickey's Computer
Minicomputer: A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager
Minimum security:  Wiffle-ball and chain
Minimum wage always lags slightly behind inflation
Minimum wage for politicians.
Minimum: A very small mother (Stan Kegel)
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
Miniskirt types : Mini, Micro, Don't bend over, NICE VIEW !
Minister -- Su Tung-p'o
Ministers DO IT on sundays.
Ministers DO IT vicariously.
Ministers do it on Sundays.
Ministers do it only on Sunday.
Ministers do it vicariously.
Ministers say matrimony should be enduring.  It is
Ministry of Silly Walks
Minmei (adj.): One that irritates a person to the point of suicide.
Minmei does it without thinking.
MinneSota-DOS:  OK?  (Y)ah sure, by golly  (N)ope  (U)ff da
MinneSota-DOS:  You tink so?  (Y)ah sure you betcha  (I) dunno  (U)ff da
Minneapolis! - Mike
Minnesota - Glove it or leave it.
Minnesota - Have you jump started your kid today?
Minnesota - Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
Minnesota - Land of two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
Minnesota - Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here.
Minnesota - Many are cold but few are frozen.
Minnesota - One day it's warm the rest of the year it's cold.
Minnesota - Where the elite meet the sleet.
Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
Minnesota - home of blonde hair and blue ears.
Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
Minnesota ... Home of the MOOSEquito
Minnesota DOS: You tink so? (Y)ah sure, you betcha (I) dunno (U)fdah!
Minnesota Home of the MOOSEquito
Minnesota State Motto: L'Etoile du Nord
Minnesota gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop
Minnesota state bird: the Mosquito!
Minnesota....I came. I thawed. I transferred.
Minnesota: The land of blonde hair and blue ears!
Minnesota: closed for glacier repairs.
Minnesota: women's prisons built alongside schools; men's not.
Minnie Mouse has grown up a cow. - Bush
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
Minnie Pearl's murder weapon - Mike on tagged arrow
Minnie Pearl...The Grand Ole Osprey
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
Minor Operation.......A Coal Digging
Minor Operation:  Coal digging.
Minor Operation: One performed on someone else
Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds
Minor Triad:  Name of the wife of the head of the Music Department.
Minor operation.  What workers do in a coal mine.
Minor operation... Coal digging.
Minor operation:  One performed on somebody else.
Minor operation:  What workers do in a coal mine
Minor sexual abuse: 1 boy to 1.7 girls.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however
Minos BBS,  the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!!
Minot ND  "Cold enough to take the heat off OJ Simpson!"
Minot ND  "No Eskimos, It's just too cold for them!"
Minoxidil didn't work  $#%#&@ NO HAIRIER
Minuet:  sixty seconds
Minute 6 of the glorious refueling sequence - Tom
Minute Man: Guy who double parks in front of whore house.
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.  Why?
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.........Why?
Minute six of the glorious refueling sequence... -- Tom Servo
Minutes of the last AARP meeting: "ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Minutes spent at the table don't put on weight...seconds do.
Miracle Ear:  A Ferengi sex toy.
Miracle Software, Inc- "If it works, it's a Miracle!"
Miracle Stick!  Made of tough, genuine wood!
Miracle Story #7234: One leg Johnny can run again.
Miracle Worker, Doctor!  I'm a dammit, not a Jim!  No, scratch that
Miracle Worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim!      &lt;*Huh???*&gt;
Miracle Worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim! No, scratch that...
Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought.
Miracle worker, Doctor! I'm a dammit, not a Jim... err, no, scratch
Miracle worker, Doctor, I'm a dammit, not a jim! No, no, wait
Miracle worker, doctor, I'm a dammit, not a Jim!  No, wait, hold on.
Miracles are great, but they are so damned unpredictable.
Miracles arise from our ignorance of nature, not from nature itself
Miracles do not happen. -- Arnold
Miracles while-U-wait. The impossible takes a little longer
Mirage a Trois:  Act of having sex with two imaginary people.
Mirage? That's where you keep your automobile. -- Curley
Miranda branda - The logo sticker on a banana
Mirath with sails unfurled!
Miriya!  You cooked the coffee pot!!  -Max Sterling
Miriya! you cooked the coffee pot!!  -Max Sterling, Robotech #25
Mirror mirror on the wall, whose the.... &lt;CRACK!&gt;
Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL
Mirror, Mirror on the Ceiling........How'm I doin'? - Mae West
Mirror, mirror on the table
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of the mall?
Mirror, mirror on the wall/ | \llaw eht no rorrim ,rrorriM.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, the face you show me scares me so
Mirror-image tagline || enilgat egami-rorriM
MirrorImageTaglinenilgaTegamIrorriM
Mirrorabilia: The stuff people hang from their rearview mirrors.
Mirrorcide - Leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Mirrorcide: Main cause of death among finches and budgies.
Mirrorcide: leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice... 
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images -- Jean Cocteau
Mirth Control * Void where prohibited by law (3:770/140)
Mirth Control:  Proper use of a conundrum
Mirthgirth: Weight gained over the holidays.
Mirthgirth: weight gained at parties
Misanthropology: the study of why people are so stupid and why
Misanthropology: the study of why people are so stupid and why most of them should die, SOON!
Misbehaving Witches are sent to the broom closet
Misbehaving, no regrets, no blame. - QR
Miscarriage - Firing a Rifle and missing a train car
Miscarriage:  Firing a Rifle and missing a baby buggy.
Miscarriage: Firing a Rifle and missing a target.
Miscellaneous is always the largest catagory - Slovotsky's Law.
Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth.
Mischief, thou art afoot, take thou what thou wilt
Misconception: Getting pregnant while using birth control.
Misdemeanor: An unmarried woman named Demea Nor.
Miserable comforters are ye all. - Job 16:2
Miserable, penny-pinching, never-spend-a-dime people may be a pain to live
Misers accumulate their money the hoard way!
Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors. 
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. - Shakespeare
Misery acquaints a man with strange taglines. -- Tagspeare
Misery brings strange bedfellows.
Misery is a cold hot dog. --Mad Magazine
Misery is being a smoker--and being chased by a mugger who isn't.
Misery is not my friend.  But I'll break before I bend.-RHCP
Misery is your wife, dog, mistress & secretary all pregnant at once!
Misery likes company, but prefers loneliness
Misery loves company, All.
Misery loves company, Lawrence.
Misery loves company, STEVE.
Misery loves company, Tuvok
Misery loves company, Tuvok -- Chakotay
Misery loves company, Tuvok.
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Misery loves company, but she will rarely foot the bill.
Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays it insists on it.
Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker
Misery prefers companion
Misfortune - The kind of fortune that you never miss.
Misfortune comes to all men and most women. - Chinese Proverb
Misfortune is not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot. - Chinese Proverb
Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses
Misfortune shows those who are not friends -- Aristoteles
Misfortune shows those who are not friends.&lt;Aristotle&gt;
Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.	-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Misfortune:  The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them.
Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents.  But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the sting of life
Misinform: delivering pertinent facts to the ladies.
Misinformation Central.
Misinformation can come in the form of MISSEDinformation
Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all.
Miskatonic U - Home of the Fighting Cephalopods  *GO PODS!*
Miskatonic U. - why study LESSER evils?
Miskatonic U. Alumni Association.  Go Pods!
Miskatonic U. motto: 'The Truth Shall Make You Flee'
Miskatonic University "Class of 1767"
Miskatonic University, Gateway to a Higher Learning Dimension.
Miskatonic University--why study LESSER evils?
Miskatonic University:  Gateway to a Higher Learning Dimension.
Miskatonic University: The Truth shall make you flee.
Mislabeled,OffTopic,WrongSub,Mizspeled,BadGrammer,GreatTag!
Mislim da mislim, znaci postojim :)
Mislim dakle postojim !            (rekoh pa nestadoh)
Mislim, dakle naj*bo sam
Misljenje je kao dupe, svako ima pravo na svoje!!
Misogynist Club: Ladies' Entrance
Misogyny recapitulates philandery
Mispelled ?  Impossible. My modem is error correcting ...
Mispelled?  Impossible!  I have an error correcting modem
Mispelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting
Mispellers of the world UNTIE!
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. - Hesketh Pearson
Misquote!  10 yard penalty, loss of down! &lt;Fweeeet!&gt;
Miss America ' was a bathing beauty worth wading for
Miss America -- Styx
Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. - 007
Miss BackYard murdered the sysop of Creations and netmailed Anthony
Miss BackYard murdered the sysop of Creations and posted a message
Miss Clairol's slogan? Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match!
Miss Galileo come with me, and view the new Astronomy.
Miss Hathaway goes berserk! -- Mike Nelson
Miss Internet 1995...Carol Carpal.
Miss Jane Pittman! - Tom on zombie
Miss Lashkara 1992, what should you do NOW?!
Miss Lashkara 1998 is open for business!
Miss Lashkara 1998 is open for business!
Miss Lashkara 2001 is ready         
Miss Lashkara 2001 is ready         
Miss Lashkara 2002 is ready   
Miss Lashkara 2003 is ready.
Miss Lashkara 2003 is ready.
Miss Lashkara 2003 is ready.
Miss Manners in Personal Best - Mike
Miss Manners in Personal Best - Mike
Miss Piggy's response to Win95:  HAAIII-YA!  &lt;sound of breaking disks&gt;
Miss Stein was a past master in making nothing happen very slowly. - Clifton Fadiman
Miss Stove seems to be going off the boil
Miss Winters, it's late. --Ivanova.
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market
Miss, n.: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Miss? Do you gift wrap?
Missed by that much
Missed by that much. "     "
Missed by that much. - Maxwell Smart
Missed it by  |  | &lt;- That much!
Missed it by  ÄÄ´ÃÄÄ  that much.        Ä Maxwell Smart
Missed it by &lt;&lt; that much!
Missed it by that much! - M. Smart
Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart
Missed me!! - Neelix
Missile engineers DO IT in stages
Missile engineers do it in stages.
Missilemen have better thrust.
Missiles locked captain
Missiles locked on, ready to terminate - Mike
Missiles of ligneous or osterous consistency have the potential of
Missing - man claiming to be a politician escaped Arkansas funny farm!
Missing - presumed married.
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Missing Mouse Driver. Punish the cat? (Y/N)
Missing a few buttons on his remote control. 
Missing a few catalog cards
Missing a few catalog cards / gears / marbles.
Missing a few gears
Missing a few marbles
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.
Missing and presumed married.
Missing for six years, and now this.  Junk in space. -- Kirk
Missing from the Mac Commandments: "Gimme my DAMN floppy DISK !!!
Missing keyboard - press F1
Missing keyboard. Think F1 to continue.
Missing messages? That Fido is ONE hungry puppy!
Missing one inside of me
Missing page from the Bible: "This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance..."
Missing presumed having a good time.
Missing tagline, if found call 1-800-TAG-LINE
Missing you dog? Look under my car tires!
Missing your cat ?  Check under my tires
Missing your cat?   ...look under my tires.
Missing your cat?  Check the tread on my car's tires
Missing your cat?  Let me check my tires
Missing your cat?  Look under my car tires!
Missing your cat?  Look under my wheelchair!
Missing your cat? ...look under my tires.
Missing your cat? Check between my tires!
Missing your cat? Check the tread on my car's tires.
Missing your cat? Check under my tyre
Missing your cat? Don't look under my wheelchair, haha
Missing your cat? Look in my tree shredder
Missing your cat? Look under my car tires!
Missing your cat? Look under my wheels
Missing your cat? Mr. Worf, check the photon torpedo bay!
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires
Missing your dog?  Check my tires
Missing your dog? Look under my car tires!
Missing:  A Life.  Inquire without.
Missing: Castle, two turrets, one small moat monster. Contact David.
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
Mission accomplished! - Crow after debriefing Mike
Mission accomplished! Oooo, ooo, oo ooo oo ooo ooooo! - Y/W/D
Mission critical origin
Mission of Deep Space 9: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before
Mission statement: Modem down with my Uart chip set at stun-ning speed
Missionaries gave cannibals the first taste of Christianiy.
Missionaries: The other white meat.
Missionary position: The missionary on top
Missionary position: acceptable, but you're not allowed to dance.
Missionary! The Man on a Mission!
Mississippi It's illegal to use an elephant to plow a cotton field
Mississippi speed bump: Any redneck with a six-pack.
Mississippi's 4 seasons: Fall, Winter, Spring, Hell
Mississippi:  Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missles headed for U.S.!  Film at eleven.  Or maybe not
Missouri state police are not allowed to chew tobacco while on duty
Missouri, the "Show Me" state
Misspeled? Imposible. I have an error corecting modum.
Misspelled ?  Never !  My modem is error correcting !
Misspelled?  I'm using an error-correcting modem!
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting!
Misspelled?  Impossible. Error correcting modem have I!
Misspelled?  Naah...my modem is error correcting!
Misspelled?  No way!  I use an error-correcting modem.
Misspelled? Impossible my modem is error correcting
Misspelled? Impossible! My modem is korecting.
Misspelled? Impossible. I have an error-correcting modem!
Misspelled? Impossible. My GPS is error correcting!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem has error correction
Misspelled? Impossible... error correcting modem!
Misspelled? No WAY! I've an ERROR-CORRECTING MODEM!
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Misspelled?..Impossible! My modem is error Correcting!
Misspellers of the world, UNTIE!!!!!
Misster, do you vant to buy a duck.
Missus Bates wants her hair back -Tom on guy's goofy hair
Missus Forrester, your son is SICK! - Gyspy
Missus Hathaway goes berserk! - Mike
Missus Roosevelt's looking FINE! - Crow leers at old lady
Missy, did you see that cute moose? Sissy
Mistake #10 Being knighted with a sword of life draining
Mistake Number One:  There are no spell books. -- Fritzenjammer
Mistake: Proof that somebody tried
Mistake: Something a Virgin and a Parachutist only make once!
Mistake: Something a Virgin or a Parachutist make only once!
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
Mistakes are only knowable when you make an odd number of them
Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce
Mistakes at least show someone did something at some time
Mistakes were made
Mistakes will happen, but don't give them too much help.
Mistakes're part of being human.Appreciate yr mistakes4 what they are:precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.Unless it's a fatal mistake, then others can learn from it.-Al Franken
Mistakes=Learning. If you knew it, you wouldn't make 'em
Mistakes=Learning. If you knew it, you wouldn't make 'em
Misteaching - Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs
Misteaks whmade while you wait
Mister 'I am the Law!' .. Hmpf! -Fergie
Mister Baggins, it seems you lag behind. - Thorin Oakenshield
Mister Bear is spending a year dead for tax purposes
Mister Big Butt, Sir. - Ren
Mister Blaes is spending a year dead for tax purposes.
Mister Garibaldi !!!!!   I Knoooooww.
Mister Happy Boy, Right! - Ren.
Mister Kim, we're StarFleet officers - weird is part of the job
Mister Kingdom help me please to find the rainbow's end
Mister Pinky and Call any Vegetable
Mister Saturday Night Special, got a barrel that's blue and cold
Mister Spock does it with a Vulcanized rubber
Mister Worf! Stop blasting the Jawas!!--Picard
Mister Worf, show Wesley to the airlock. - Picard
Mister Worf, show these childern the air lock - Picard
Mister!  Don't you got a football game to go to?!
Mister!  Here's your mule! 
Mister, The Civic Minded 5 will put an end of your shenanigans! -4Legs
Mister, can you paradigm?
Mister, can you spare us a copper penny?
Mister, your ninja's dragging - Joel on ninja under truck
Mistew Suwu, ahead Wawp Factow Fouw.  --- Capt. James T. Fudd
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Mistletoe is a plant that one must understand to appreciate
Mistress - Something between a Mister and a matress
Mistress Anna would now like her whip back, thank you. - Anna Steven
Mistress! - Crow & Tom as guy buy's lingerie
Mistress, n. - Something between a mister and a mattress
Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my! - P. Droid
Mistress:  A cutie on the Q.T.
Mistress:  Something between a mister and a mattress...
Mistress: halfway between a mister and a mattress
Mistress: something between a mister and a matteress
Mistrust first impulses, they are always good.
Mistrust first impulses; they are always right
Misunderstanding is very easy in Echo life. -- Mayhew
Misunderstood: Art Tistic
Mit freundlichen Gráen
Mit pulver und Blei, die Gedanken sind frei
Mit vollen Hosen l„át sich gut stinken
Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it
Mitchell.  Even his name says, `Is that a beer?'
Mitre:  A funny hat worn by a Bishop.
Mix Chivas and Slim Fast! Get drunk and loose weight!
Mix a little folly with your plans: it is sweet to be silly at the right moment. - Horace
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment. -- Horace
Mixed Doubles - Renee Richard and Martina Navratolova
Mixed Drink:  Sonic Screwdriver Ä Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2
Mixed Emotions - When your teenager gets an A in Sex Education
Mixed Emotions: 89 new messages. 32 of them to you.
Mixed Emotions: MotherInLaw drives your new car off a cliff!
Mixed Emotions: Your Mother-In-Law drives your NEW car off a cliff!
Mixed Emotions: Your kid gets an "A" in Sex Ed class.
Mixed Emotions: Your teenager gets an A in Sex Education.
Mixed Emotions:Your kid gets an A in Sex Education
Mixed emotions is when your kid gets an  A  in sex class.
Mixed emotions: When your kid gets an "A" in Sex Education.
Mixed emotions: Your mother-in-law going over a cliff on your Harley
Mixed-up cartoons: PRINCE VALIUM
Mixed-up television shows:  The Madonna Reed Show
Mixing Bowls May Be Licked if the Cat Doesn't Want Them!
Mixing and Drinking don't drive.  Am not I drunk
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating
Mixing bowl set to please a cook with round bottom for bea
Miyazawa to Bush:  "Your dinner is on me!"
Mladost je srecna jer za nju postoji buducnost
Mmm mmm good; Cream of Spotted Owl Soup, yum
Mmm, I love a good flashback! Better than pro-wrestling! -Peter, EWJim
Mmm, Kal Kan IS better - Crow as man eats from a can
Mmm, boy!  I love these toenail clippings! -- Tom Servo
Mmm, it's from the International Super Hero Exchange Program! -Tick
Mmm-hey! - Scientist
Mmm..Berger.. - Homer
Mmm..Marge.. - Homer
Mmm..apple.. - Homer
Mmm..barbeque.. - Homer
Mmm..beer.. - Homer
Mmm..bowling fresh.. - Homer
Mmm..chicken.. - Homer
Mmm..chocolate.. - Homer
Mmm..crumbled up cookie things.. -- Homer
Mmm..donuts.. - Homer
Mmm..foot-long chili dog.. - Homer
Mmm..forbidden donut.. - Homer
Mmm..free goo.. - Homer
Mmm..ham.. - Homer
Mmm..hamburgers.. - Homer
Mmm..hog fat.. - Homer
Mmm..invisible cola.. - Homer
Mmm..money.. - Homer
Mmm..organized crime.. - Homer
Mmm..pancakes.. - Homer
Mmm..patata chips.. - Homer
Mmm..purple.. - Homer
Mmm..sacrilisious.. - Homer
Mmm..shrimp.. - Homer
Mmm..snout.. - Homer
Mmm..something.. - Homer
Mmm..soylent green.. - Old Homer
Mmm..urinal fresh.. - Homer
Mmmm Beeeeeerrr! - Homer Simpson
Mmmm this tuna melt sammich really tastes quite nice -Tom
Mmmm! Good reefer, man - Crow
Mmmm, Gummy-Beer. --Homer Simpson.
Mmmm, a vibrating laser. - Anna Steven
Mmmm, beer. Glorious beer! - Homer Simpson
Mmmm, boy, this is fun.  This is good fun
Mmmm, kind of a minty...Whoop whoop whoo! - Tom
Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.
Mmmm, nice back porch - Crow on guy bending over
Mmmm, something smells good!  It's me. -- The Cat
Mmmm, something smells good! Hey, it's me!
Mmmm, something smells good! It's me. --The Cat.
Mmmm. Looks like Maggie the cat - Tom on undressing girl
Mmmm. Nope. No that didn't do it - Mike as couple necks
Mmmm... Soylent Green. - Homer
Mmmm... doughnuts. - Homer Simpson
Mmmm... invisible cola. - Homer Simpson
Mmmm...pecans with a very pleasant crunch. - Timon
Mmmm...you want her to come back willingly, don't you?
MmmmRoast Leg of Insurance Salesman!
Mmmmm!  A problem with grammar have I, yes! - Yoda
Mmmmm, boy! These space cookies sure are great! - The Tick
Mmmmm, good dirt today! - Earthworm Jim
Mmmmm, good ice cube! - Crow
Mmmmm, pigs knuckles! - Crow
Mmmmm, that smells WONDERFUL! What is it?
Mmmmm... Beeeeeeeeeeer...(H.J. Simpson)
Mmmmm... Organized crime!
Mmmmm... Voyager
Mmmmm... stranded 75,000 light-years away from Patti and Selma
Mmmmm.... uh-HUH.. That's it, babe... - 'Big Al' Fonduzi
Mmmmmm I love Tribbles!
Mmmmmm, something smells good!  It's me. * Cat
Mmmmmm, you know, I just hate to cook. Do you deliver?
Mmmmmm...soul food.  My favorite!-Freddy Krueger
Mmmmmm...sounds gorgeous, but somewhat crunchy. - Listening Woman
Mmmmmmm, Tribble flavoured peanuts.....you just can't stop at one
Mmmmmmm. Doughnuts!  Wwwow
Mmmmmmm...Doooonnnnnuuuuuuuttttttt.......DOH!
Mmmmmmmm, Gummy-Beer.
Mmmmmmmm, donuts. - Homer
Mmmmmmmm, donuts. - Homer Simpson
Mmmmmmmmm........delectable!.........and so are _you_. - Intendant
Mmmmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut! Ahm uhm ahm
Mmmmmmmmmm, wonderful! - Dax 2
Mmmrow... it means.. "Feed me breakfast you human you."
Mnemonic:  Said Of Someone Suffering From Mnemonia
Mo Mo Modem broke, what am I to do? Mo Mo Mode**@#!&^%**NO CARRIER
MoDOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launcher
MoDems... what Clinton asked Santa for Christmas.
MoPar forever: God drives a HEMI
MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI!
Moapr: My Old Pig Ain't Running
Mob Neverball - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Mob rule #1 : Nazis and Mob members DON'T mix
Mob: An angry group with many hands but no brains
Mobil's Maxim: Bad regulation begets worse regulation.
Mobile Annual Rain Festival: January 1 to December 31
Mobile Homes - By Winnie Bago
Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago
Mobile No Smoking Zone
Mobile:  [Mo-BEEL'] -n...  Cultural center of the Universe
Mobility:  The ability to act like one of the three stooges
Mobilnu telefoniju je izmislio Vitez Koja
Mobius Strippers, n. - Nude dancers who have no rear end
Mobius strippers have no rear end.
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
Mobnoxious: A group of loud teenagers in a mall.
Moby Dick - a venereal disease.
Moby Dick is NOT a social disease!
Moby Dick is not a venereal disease
Moby Disk:  "Call me E-mail . . ."
Moby þ Taking music into another dimension
MobyTurbo: A whale even the cops can't catch
Mock Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail
Mock frog!  We use *no* artificial additives or preservatives!
Mock-water, in our English tongue, is valour, bully
Mockery is the ignorant man's weapon. -- Crow T. Robot
Mod hair Ken bulks up - Crow as teen lifts weight
Mode of power?  Beats me what makes it go. - Scotty
Model Train Fanatics - By H. O. Scale
Model railroading: A very "N"gauging hobby!
Modeling for a proctology textbook photo shoot?
Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business. -- P.J. Denning
Modelism: belief in the deity of Cindy Crawford.
Models DO IT in any position.
Models by Ernie & Lewis Hungren. 4th & 5th grade - Joel
Models by Ernie and Lewis Hungren, 4th and 5th grade. -- Joel
Models do it beautifully.
Models do it in any position.
Models do it in the buff.
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
Models who don't need girdles model girdles.
Modem (mo-dem): lots, as in "I want modem funny taglines!"
Modem + BBS = A Damn Good Time
Modem ... a deterrent to bill collectors calling you at home.
Modem = Modem Tags
Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem Addiction Help Line: Data only.
Modem Addiction Helpline:  1-800-CON-NECT (Data only)
Modem Law:  +++ATH = ********** NO CARRIER
Modem Law:  +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER
Modem Naked!
Modem Police.... we booked you at 1600 cps
Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Modem Police.we booked you at 1600 cps
Modem Warning:  For external use only.  Keep out of reach of owner.
Modem \MO-dem\ - 1: Lots, as in "I want modem funny taglines!"
Modem a deterrent to bill collectors calling you at home.
Modem addicts - call 1-900-BBS-USER (voice) for help.
Modem addicts do it online.
Modem addictus has got us!
Modem arrested - accused of baudy talk; film at 11.
Modem cross talk noise = phantasmagorical communications?
Modem in haste, repent at Moderator
Modem is plugged into Jack but Jack doesn't much like it
Modem life: Lots of bytes, but nothing to eat
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
Modem naked with a friend
Modem not found(A)bort...(R)etry...(G)o to bed?
Modem not found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)cream.
Modem not found:  (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)uke, (g)o shop.
Modem not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)cream.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)cream.
Modem not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)uke (g)oshop
Modem not listening! Hang up failed!
Modem on Wheels - Central Texas PC Users Group.
Modem on drugs...Ë‡×‰$ —‰ ážø0$ ‡„$Š ¥Ë£ž‰ Žá×åâ $„ ƒ‡€
Modem owners DO IT on-line.
Modem owners do it online!
Modem police ... we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
Modem police! We clocked your Sportster at over 1900 CPS!
Modem sex ? Oh THATS where all these little modems came from.
Modem sex begins with a handshake
Modem sex is too dam safe.
Modem sex!:you're faxed!
Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
Modem users DO IT with a handshake.
Modem users do it in packets
Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem.
Modem, Larrydom and Curlydom
Modem, modem, modem - keep them bits a flowin'
Modem, n.: Device for exchanging baud-y messages?
Modem, said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.
Modem... MOdulator DEModulator... MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. 
Modem:  Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem:  How a Redneck asks for seconds
Modem:  How a Southerner asks for seconds.
Modem:  Newest effective non-medical birth control device.
Modem:  Reach out, and BYTE someone!
Modem:  What I Did With My Oats Before Job Stacking
Modem: A deterrent to phone solicitors.
Modem: A device that triples your phone bill.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem: A way not to answer phone soliciters.
Modem: Complement of Mode W.
Modem: Deterrent to parents who call to remind you to close the fridge
Modem: Deterrent to parents who call to say, "Don't run with scissors"
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Modem: Device to simulate sound of disconnected telephone
Modem: Highly effective non-medical birth control device.
Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds.
Modem: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
Modem: Noise for 5 seconds, then quietly fills your HD.
Modem: The newest effective non-medical birth control device!
Modem: What de gardener do to dem lawns
Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
Modem: What to do to tall weeds.
Modem: n. a deterrent to phone solicitors
Modem: what to do to tall weeds.
ModemFreaks: The Few, The Eccentric, The Mentally-Challenged!
ModemMOdulator DEModulatorMOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modemac, was that your tagline or did your mail reader throw
Modemer/card collector's problem:  Cards or QWK...? Cards or QWK...?
Modemers do it `error free'!
Modemers do it `long distance'!
Modemers do it `with a long cable'!
Modemers do it and don't drop their carrier afterwards.
Modemers do it bit by bit and never byte off too much.
Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric!
Modeming `till you drop - C
Modeming `till you drop - carrier
Modeming forever  - housework whenever"
Modeming forever .... Housework whenever.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modeming is like sex, except for not wanting to get off
Modeming or new baby -- either way, dear, not tonight!
Modeming takes a lot of time.  Oh well, I'd just be asleep otherwise!
Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off.
Modeming's more fun than sex.  Well, less messy at least.
Modemming runs in my family. My uncle ran a baudy house.
Modemo Ergo Dingbats
Modemo, ergo dingbat.
Modems - the modern method for mail messaging.
Modems - the next best thing to being there
Modems -- reach out and byte someone.
Modems Are Getting Cheaper & Prices Are Coming Down Too
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems are an Illuminati conspiracy to keep us all poor.
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themselves
Modems are the point's best friends!
Modems are too slow, and life is too short
Modems do it with a handshake.
Modems have feelings too!
Modems think WE sound funny
Modems... reach out and BYTE someone.
Modems... the best things since Teddy Bears.  cc
Modems.... reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Modems...reach out and BYTE someone!
Modems..Reach out and byte someone
Modems:Cheaper then drugs, much more addictive!
Modemus Operandi, torture the data till it confesses
Modemus Operandi: Torture the data till it talks
Moderate not lest thou be moderated thineself.
Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself
Moderate only as necessary.  Otherwise be invisible.
Moderate: Keeping within reasonable limits; temperate
Moderated.....But.....I was ONLY Joking!
Moderately Liberal Conservative
Moderaters do it with a big stick
Moderating  -  More fun than setting your hair on fire
Moderating JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Moderating a FidoNet echo is like trying to herd ferrets!
Moderating in Moderation.
Moderating is a dirty job, but I'm glad YOU have to do it!
Moderating is a real angina gluteus maximus
Moderating is like tapdancing in a minefield
Moderating now sublet to Chtulhu in this conference.
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Moderating.  Not quite as painful as shotgun-applied rock salt
Moderating:  More fun than Novocaine-free root canal work
Moderating:  More fun that diving into molten glass
Moderating:  Slightly less annoying than Gilbert Godfried's voice
Moderating:  the ultimate twit filter.
Moderating: More fun than having a sharp stick poked in your eye
Moderating: The ultimate twit filter.
Moderation could be needed, but not usually.
Moderation here subcontracted to Cthulhu, Inc.
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
Moderation in all things, especially moderators!
Moderation in all things, including moderation
Moderation in all things.  Especially moderation!
Moderation in all things. -- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]
Moderation in everything, including abstinance
Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. - B. Goldwater
Moderation in this conference has been subcontracted to C'thulu.
Moderation in this conference subcontracted to Cthulhu Inc.
Moderation in war is imbecility. Admiral John Fisher
Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like excess
Moderation is a fatal thing.  Nothing succeeds like excess. -- Oscar Wilde
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess
Moderation is best for those who own stock in AT&T.
Moderation is fatal... Nothing succeeds like excess
Moderation is for monks
Moderation is for monks and Moderators.
Moderation is for monks.
Moderation is good, but boring.
Moderation now being subcontracted to Chtulhu in TAGLINES
Moderation now being subcontracted to Cthulhu.
Moderation of this conference has been subcontracted to S
Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc.
Moderation, if nothing else, should be fair and consistant.
Moderation:  A dirty job but someone has to do it
Moderator  TEEN_SAC SAC_ASCI (814:814/0)  Fidonet: 1:2622/5
Moderator & Sysop of Largest GENEALOGICAL BBS in Midwest!
Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile
Moderator (n) A smarmy aligator with a superiority complex
Moderator (n):  See God, Fascist, Oppressor, Dictator.
Moderator (n):  See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator (n): FidoNet alias for Dictator.
Moderator (n): Subspecies of God, specific to Fidonet.
Moderator (n): also see GOD, Tyrant, Egotist, Opressor
Moderator (n): see also dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor, slimeball.
Moderator (n.): Subspecies of God, specific to Fidonet.
Moderator - I'll go on Topic - (when I know what it is!)
Moderator 1:mediator 2: one who presides over a disscusion. or echo
Moderator : Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator = God - wisdom + intolerance
Moderator = Satan in some cases.
Moderator Alert!!! I know he's somewhere around Here..(Ouch!)
Moderator Complaint: "What, *you* again?"
Moderator Error:  Moderator deleted.
Moderator Mafia: Toucha my Tag and you're dead!
Moderator Mode  on alert.
Moderator Motto: "Excess is never enough."
Moderator Policy #1: If you can't beat 'em, BAN 'em!
Moderator Policy #2: Policy is whatever we say it is.
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps, cut links!
Moderator Rule #1: You CANNOT post the rules too often
Moderator Rule #2:  You are *not* God... but don't tell a
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #3:  Off-Topic posts are a threat to your
Moderator Rule #3: You are *not* God... but don't tell anyone
Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God But don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #4:  Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood.
Moderator Rule #4: You're NOT God... But don't tell anyone
Moderator Rule #5:  Boring on-topic posts are off-topic.
Moderator Rule #5: Everyone hates you - so hate 'em back!
Moderator Rule #5: On-Topic posts that bore you should be
Moderator Rule 6: Off-topic posts directly threaten your manhood.
Moderator Toss Event, scheduled for the near future!
Moderator [mod-e-ra-tuh] (n) arbiter (Lat. moderare, to limit)
Moderator alert Well, yes ma'am Sorry.  But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alert!  Well, yes ma'am...sorry.  But it is kinda off topic.
Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry.  But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alertWell, yes ma'amSorry.  But it is kinda On Topic.
Moderator alertwell, yes mammsorry.  But it is kinda on t
Moderator and Topics Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile
Moderator approaching... quick, hide the off topic posts! The Fritos, too!
Moderator control - When the Sainz go marchin' in.
Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for?
Moderator is armed and dangerous!
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Moderator not found, (r)etry (p)ost off topic?
Moderator not found, entering forbidden topi@$#%& NO CARRIER
Moderator not found.  Enter     forbidden topics?  [y] [n]
Moderator not found.  Enter forbidden subjects?  ([Y]/n)
Moderator not found.  Enter forbidden topics?  [Y/n]
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n)
Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [y] [n]
Moderator not found. Insert FORBIDDEN TOPICS &lt;Y/n&gt;
Moderator not found:  (r)etry, (p)ost off topic?
Moderator not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)ost Off-Topic?
Moderator now selected and on duty.  New policy. New rules posted. New
Moderator of Borg: "That is irrelevant. You will die."
Moderator of Borg: Kill thread, your topic is irrelevant
Moderator of Scream Teen Chat *
Moderator of the Abhor Conf. banned me for being urbane
Moderator of the FidoNet STERN-SHOW Conference
Moderator of the KLIN_CHEF - KlinNet Cooking Echo
Moderator off topic, delete (Y/y/A)?
Moderator on the warpath? No he's out of Coffee
Moderator on vaction.... Let's PAR-TAY!
Moderator on vaction.... Let's PAR-TAY!....&lt;G&gt;
Moderator sighted at Mark..Holtz.
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic recipe.
Moderator sighted: (A)bort, (R)un away, (F)ire rocket launcher?
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of sel
Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of self destruction.
Moderator word processor: Word Imperfect
Moderator þ Intelec Family Humor Conference þ
Moderator"s third lie: I will be a good, fair, impartial moderator
Moderator's Motto: Never twit a user without first humiliating him
Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.
Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation
Moderator's fifth lie: I will appoint a good (co)moderator
Moderator's first lie: Netmail or e-mail me and I will answer
Moderator's fourth lie: I will follow the RULES like everyone else
Moderator's have more fun than ##%@&lt;NO CARRIER&gt;
Moderator's law: Take a vacation and it hits the fan.
Moderator's second lie: Things will cool down in a few weeks
Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet
Moderator(n): see also god, dictator, egotist
Moderator, Conf. Moderators Impersonators Conference
Moderator, Cthulhu...there's a difference?
Moderator, Fidonet SHAREWRE, Fidonet MEMORIES  kand@onr.com
Moderator, ILink "Off-Topic" Conference
Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference.
Moderator, SHAREWRE  kand@onr.com
Moderator, Scn-Music.
Moderator, YES I AM!
Moderator, a Sysop with indigestion
Moderator, n.  A person upon whom all blame rests.  See scapegoat
Moderator-n-- see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator..  Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant
Moderator.Com found ,.. restore topic.on [y/n]?
Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut.
Moderator:  Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator:  Move it to another echo, please.   NOW!
Moderator:  One who has the ultimate twit list.
Moderator:  Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator:  Satan in some cases.
Moderator:  See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator:  Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet.
Moderator:  The guy you DON'T want to get upset
Moderator:  pupal stage of SysOp?
Moderator: "Limit this user to 300 baud when in this conference."
Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator: Kinda like a Sysop, but only more arrogant
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet.
Moderator: Limit this user to 300 baud when in this conference.
Moderator: Move it to another echo, please. NOW!
Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list.
Moderator: Person with a parity error between the ears.
Moderator: Please limit this user to 300 baud when in TAGLINES.
Moderator: Satan in some cases.
Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor.
Moderator: See also: ego-tripper,dork,power-freak,megalomaniac,wanker
Moderator: Subspecies Of God, Native To Fidonet
Moderator: The person laughing at your typing
Moderator: You're gonna run out of BBS's before I run out of Netmail.
Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp?
Moderator: the one job that makes herding cats look easy!
Moderator? They have those here?
Moderator? We done nede no stinkin Moder(*^$%^&  NO CARRIER
Moderator? We done nede no stinkin Moderator here.
Moderator? What's a #$^&()%#@$ moderator?
Moderator? Where's the Moderator?! Don't need no Stinkin' Moderator!!!
Moderatoritis:  symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
Moderators  - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
Moderators (Ooops wrong file)
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare some
Moderators - Preserving our rights to nothing at all.
Moderators - The people USERS laugh at!
Moderators - What to do when you have no life.
Moderators CAN'T use twit filters!
Moderators DO have a sense of humor! It's just rated PG-17
Moderators DO post messages sometimes
Moderators Parking Space: Offenders will be twitted
Moderators R Us.
Moderators You Can't Trust:
Moderators are a pretty indulgent lot
Moderators are a pretty indulgent lot..&lt;g&gt;
Moderators are always right, aren't they?
Moderators are back judge, line judge, and referee, so I
Moderators are back judge, line judge, and referee, so I get 3 timeouts.
Moderators are like policemen.  You can never find one when needed.
Moderators are not God.  God has mercy.
Moderators are not supposed to know how to spell
Moderators are people, too.
Moderators ave more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Moderators die at an early age; murdered by their wives.
Moderators do have a sense of humor.  Sometimes it is NC-17.
Moderators do have a tough job.
Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it.
Moderators do it however they want
Moderators don't _do_ spew warnings! - Robert Craft
Moderators don't have to sign messages, you just KNOW.
Moderators don't have to sign posts:  you just *know*!
Moderators don't need a license. They just do it.
Moderators don't need relevance.
Moderators don't nybble just a bit. They bite! A lot!
Moderators drink Maalox like people drink water
Moderators hate ON-TOPIC messages...nothing for them to do!
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Moderators hate on-topic messages; leaves nothing for them to do.
Moderators have a sense of humor.  Sometimes it is PG-17.
Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Moderators have more fun than a Babylon 5 Fan caught at a Star Trek rally
Moderators have more fun. Users ARE more fun!
Moderators have seen it, ALL.
Moderators issue feedcuts I HOPE
Moderators issue feedcuts!
Moderators make good Pets. Just get lots of newspaper
Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo!
Moderators moderating moderate Moderators- on the next Oprah!
Moderators moderating moderators, on the next Geraldo!
Moderators need love, too
Moderators need to moderate in moderation.
Moderators posting rules is never off-topic. BTW, your "witty reply" was
Moderators should be obscene and not heard
Moderators should be well versed in moderation.
Moderators shouldn't post and make friends, it backfires.
Moderators who moderate moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo!
Moderators who read Taglines scare me!
Moderators...awesome power yielded with incredible wisdom!
Moderators:  Out of sight, out of mind.
Moderators?  We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER
Moderatr = Moderator Tags
Modern Exercise  - By Jim Nasium
Modern Tree Watches  - By Anna Log
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Modern birth control: Lunch at a Chuck E. Cheese's.
Modern curse: May your life be an X-File
Modern dancing is old fashioned. - Samuel Goldwyn
Modern economics is old theory founded on newly bankrupt assumptions.
Modern education - there are no wrong answers!
Modern girls don't know how to cook, but they know what's
Modern lingo: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR
Modern man is the missing link between apes and human bei
Modern marriage - For better or worse...rarely for good
Modern mother:  "You don't write, call, or e-mail!"
Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax."
Modern music theory-If you can't play good, play loud.
Modern people have put aside superstition and acquired psychiatry.
Modern planes off today are so fast, you have to program the control for landing even before taking off
Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe
Modern religions are only ancient follies rejuvinated
Modern society: The lowest common denominator.
Modern warrior, mean mean stride, today's Tom Sawyer....-Rush
Modern women don't have hot flushes, they have power surges
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. Wm S.
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Modesty died when clothes were born
Modesty died when clothes were born. - Twain
Modesty died when false modesty was born
Modesty died when false modesty was born. - Mark Twain
Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue.
Modesty is a good bait when fishing for praise.
Modesty is a shield against the eye of the unclean. -- Gibran
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.  Galbraith
Modesty is but one of my many wonderful traits.
Modesty is dishonesty.
Modesty is for a shield against the eye of the unclean
Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise.
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise. -Chesterfield
Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.  J. Swift
Modesty:  Being comfortable that others will discover your greatness
Modesty:  the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be
Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. -- Oliver Herford
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be
Modified final judgement
Modular Sofas.  Only $299.00.  For rest or fore play.
Modulation in all things
Modulation:  "Nothing is bad in modulation."
Modules do it on the stage.
Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads!
Moe, I think he meant through nonviolent, grassroots political action
Moe: Fire at will!  Curly: Which one is Will?
Moebius always does it on the same side
Moebius strip - see other side for instructions.
Moebius stripper never show you their backsides.
Moebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo
Moet juste: bombed on bubbly.
Moff Tarkin of Borg:  Thank you Princess...Proceed with t
Moff Tarkin of Borg: Thank you Princess. Proceed with the Assimilation
Moggy Lives!
Mogla si da budes moja, al' nisi htela
Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble.
Mohammed Salami is my hero!
Moi an INSTIGATOR????????
Moi, in the altogether? Honey, NO studio has that much $$. -Bette Midler
Moi, l'augmentation du prix de l'essence, je m'en fous. J'en prends
Moist as grass, ripe and heavy as the night.
Moj krevet - OLTAR ;))))))))
Moj racunar ima dvobitni procesor
Moj san su 4P: Pajero, Pistolj, Plavusa, Pentium
Moja jedina mana je skromnost, inace sam savrsen !! :)
Moja ljubav prema tebi je bezgranicna.Glupost ne zna za granice
Moja sreca ne lici na tebe
Moja zemlja je mala ali rastresita
Molasses:  Additional girls.
Mold has spores.  People have pores.  It is one way to tell us apart.
Mold.  It's the only culture some people have.
Moldy? Old?  I think I'll go get something to eat! - Homer
Moldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat! - Homer
Mole(n)-Burrowing mammal comprised of 6.023e23 molecules.
Mole: burrowing mammal composed of 6.02x10^23 molecules.
Molecular biologists do it with hot probes.
Molecular structure is the key to success. -- Huffer
Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff! - Deep Thought
Molester, Killer, Rapist:  These are the people in your neighbourhood
Mollari (Centauri)  G'Kar (Narn)  Delenn (Minbari)  Kosh (Vorlon)
Mollari!  You!  I'm going to get you . . . a drink
Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon
Mollari-Centauri, G'Kar-Narn, Delenn-Minbari, Kosh-Vorlon --Babylon 5.
Molly Ivins on Camille Paglia: "Sheesh, what an asshole."
Molly McGee of Borg: Don't assimilate that closet, Fibber!
Molly O'Brien likes Morn to babysit because he tells the best stories
Molly does backflips in joy!  Radar is home again
Molly is a singer in a band.  Ä Beatles
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face.  Ä Beatles
Molly, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. - Odo
Molly, this is Baldrick, a pointless peasant.
Molly, you know the rules. No sleeping on the Promenade.--Odo
Molotoff cocktail: shake well and swerve.
Molotov cartail: A car with a rag sticking out of its gas tank.
Molson Canadian - because I AM
Mom
Mom  said carrots are good for my eyes  but it hurts when I insert them
Mom - Calvin?  Who's Calvin?  I'm *Stupendous Man*! - Calvin
Mom Germwall - The Googooplex Names of Tom Servo!
Mom always said that ANYONE could become president
Mom and Dad went to Quark's and all I got was this T-shirt!
Mom and dad had a plan for me.
Mom asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
Mom doesn't appreciate me
Mom get off the neighbor's porch - Crow
Mom has to *earn* a night's respite from me. -- Calvin
Mom never spanked: she would beat the hell out of
Mom raised me to have a maid
Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY??
Mom said carrots are good for my eyes, but it hurts when
Mom said carrots are good for my eyes, but it hurts when I insert 'em.
Mom said if I listened to rock and roll it would make me have kids.
Mom said: "If you can't post something smart, post something stolen".
Mom said:"If you can't post something smart, post lots."
Mom to picky child: "Just give peas a chance."
Mom told me there was also one weirdo on the bus.
Mom wanted a girl. I just know it - Calvin
Mom was the travel agent for my guilt trips
Mom went looting in LA & All I got was this tagline
Mom went looting in LA and all I got was this dumb .signature!
Mom would be a lot more fun if she was a little more gullible.-Calvin
Mom!  @F's staring at me! Make him stop!
Mom!  @TOFIRST@'s staring at me!
Mom!  What kind of bug spray do I use on buggerers?
Mom! Better call the Orkin Man, the UN troops are here!
Mom! Dad killed Flipper! &lt;Murtagh's youngest&gt;
Mom! I just saw Tuxedo Kamen walk into the forest! - Gaz, KSM
Mom! It's Arbies..they say they cook beef! NOT Cats!
Mom! It's the Blood Mobile--they're returning your donation!
Mom! It's the Spermbank. They're returning Dad's donation!
Mom! Look! A Psi Cop! Johnny
Mom!!  You're messing up my mane!   Nala
Mom!!!  Tell Stephen King to quit making the walls bleed.
Mom!?! I'm talking to the dead! - Tom
Mom's Hint #014: Let them stay up just a little bit longer
Mom's Hint #030: Don't flinch when they grow taller than you
Mom's Hint #059: Half your brain leaves with the placenta
Mom's Hint #108: Adjust allowances for cost of living
Mom's Hint #132: Buy them a globe
Mom's Hint #134: Ear thermometers beat rectal any day
Mom's Hint #148: Don't give your son a crew cut
Mom's Hint #175: Cultivate the art of napping
Mom's Hint #213: Occasionally you WILL use the TV as a babysitter
Mom's Hint: Thirteen is too late to put them up for adoption.
Mom, Dad killed Flipper
Mom, I don't like my brother! - Ok, boy, so you eat just the potatoes
Mom, I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. - Calvin
Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off!  - - Calvin
Mom, I'm on the phone! - Katie Kaboom
Mom, Tom Servo is *not* related to E.T.! -- Mike Nelson
Mom, Tom Servo is NOT related to E.T. - Mike
Mom, can I go out and play with @FN@?
Mom, can I go out and play with Orville?
Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
Mom, can you get me some weight gain 4000. - Cartman, South Park
Mom, did you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?
Mom, do we HAVE to watch ANOTHER Star Trek Movie?
Mom, the cat ate my tagline!
Mom, was I ever a grub?  - - Calvin
Mom, what's 'SEX'? - Mike as young girl
Mom, what's Paranoid?
Mom, what's an orgasm?     I don't know.  Ask your dad.
Mom, why's that man strapped to the hood of that car?
Mom, would you help me get the chocolate out of the toaster?
Mom.. mom! You're messing up my mane. - Simba
Mom:  Son, close that door.  Kid:  I can't, I'm not the On-Line
Mom: Calvin!! Get back here and get all those dead bugs out of my shampoo!!
Mom: Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman
Mom? Is dad asleep yet? -California foreplay
Momas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Momas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Momee I don't like my little sister.  Shaddup and eat you
Moment of silence, please.                     Thank you
Moment of silence?  NO!  Better an hour of science
Moments later - "Fold back foil to expose Tater-Tots(Tm)" - Beast
Moments will be lost like tears in rain
Momentum :What you give a person when they're going away
Momentum is pushing your physics teacher out of the window.
Momentum is what you give a person when they are going away
Momentum: A segment of time less than a minute but longer than a second
Mometer - Back of Mom's hand that determines if a child has a fever
Momma don't 'low dat messydos garbage round here.    -- H. Sullivan
Momma take this gun from me; I can't use it any more. 
Momma told me not to come... - T.D.N
Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be writers!
Momma, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate... - Willie Nelson
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be  message
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to read Taglines
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be Tagline writers!
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be sailors
Mommas, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Mommie, what's an abortion?
Mommy - I want a new Troi for Christmas
Mommy I don't like my little sister. Shaddup and eat your Veggies.
Mommy I don't wanna be a daddy!  Shut up and get in bed
Mommy I don't want to go to Europe!  Shut up and keep swimming
Mommy I dont like Grandpa!  Well okay , eat the beans instead
Mommy I hate my sisters guts!  Shut up and keep eating
Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! Shut up, we only have it once a month
Mommy Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here. Shut up or I'll flush it again
Mommy Mommy, there's a strange man in my head!
Mommy am I done with my bath yet?  Shut up or I'll flush you down
Mommy are light bulbs good to eat?
Mommy can I lick the bowl?  Shut up and flush the toilet
Mommy here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
Mommy mommy, can I go play now? Shut up and deal!
Mommy mommy, why is daddy running? - Shut up and reload!
Mommy said my dog was asleep. I questioned it when he was decomposing
Mommy was doing a little more than kissing Santa Claus!
Mommy what does b-l-e-a-c-h spell?  Timmy says it tastes funny
Mommy when is the pool going to be ready?  Shut up and spit
Mommy when will we get to see Grandma?  Shut up and keep digging
Mommy why are Quentin and Mark doing that youngster thing
Mommy why is Daddy running so fast?  Shut up and reload
Mommy!  @F took my tagline from me!  Make him give it back!
Mommy!  @TO@ took my tagline from me!  Make @TOFIRST@ stop!
Mommy!  @TO@ took my tagline from me!  Make her stop!
Mommy!  Buy me that!  BUY ME THAT!!!
Mommy!  Daddy is looking at dirty .GIF's again.
Mommy!  Guess what fits inside your A drive!
Mommy!  I'm your best boy, aren't I? -- TV's Frank
Mommy!  The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again!
Mommy!  The cursor's winking at me!
Mommy! I'm your best boy, aren't I?! - Frank
Mommy! Mommy! - Crow to Dr. F's robot
Mommy! Mommy! I'm evaporating!
Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex? mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble!
Mommy! The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again!
Mommy's all right.  Daddy's all right.  They just seem a little wierd. --Cheap Trick
Mommy's baby, daddy's maybe !
Mommy's having a bad hair day.....Call 1-800-GRA-NDMA
Mommy's very busy, call Dad. - Chelsea Clinton
Mommy, Billy barfed. Why're you crying? Sally got the big pieces.
Mommy, Daddy (White) is looking at dirty GIF's again
Mommy, Daddy is putting pollen on the maid again
Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
Mommy, I don't want any lunch.  "Eat your soup before it clots."
Mommy, I killed someone and its all over the carpet! Thats ok!
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make pizza? - Shut up kid, and get back in the oven
Mommy, Mommy! Can I brush my teeth? Yes, now shut up and get the jar!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress? You know it won't fit over your iron lung
Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? Of course not dear, you are only seven years
Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? Of course not dear, you are only seven years old. OK boys, same again
Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma? Not today, we already dug her three
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder! Shut up and eat your hamburger!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows!
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up and step on the gas!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. Shut up and eat around it!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then
Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? Shut up and search the sand traps!
Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spagetti! Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm
Mommy, Mommy! I HATE tomato juice! Shut up and drink it before it clots
Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa. Well, just push him aside and eat your beans
Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgs for supper! Shut up or I'll grind your other hand
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. Shut up son and keep swimming
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls! Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Well, just leave them on the side of the plate
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you
Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up son or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
Mommy, Mommy! I want to play with Sheldon! Shut up and close the coffin!
Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again!
Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your french fries!
Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? Shut up and get back in the barrel!
Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma's nail. Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!
Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board!
Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here; have you got the money or should I go out and play?
Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Shut up and comb your face!
Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye! Shut up and eat around it
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!
Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? - Shut up kid, and drink your soup before it clots
Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf? - Shut up kid, and comb your face
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? Shut up and get back in the box!
Mommy, Mommy! Whats an orgasm? I don't know dear, ask your father
Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father
Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning? Shut up son, and keep licking
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garburator? Shut up and chew!
Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? Shut up and keep digging
Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload
Mommy, Mommy, I don't want any lunch. Eat your soup befor
Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush the toilet.
Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?  "Shut up and ki
Mommy, Mommy, why can't I play with the other kids? Shut up and deal.
Mommy, Mommy, why is everyone running away? Shut up and reload.
Mommy, can @FN@ sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on?
Mommy, can @FN@ sleep over if she keeps her chastity belt on?
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up? --Calvin.
Mommy, can I kill Barney? Sure son, as long as you're home for dinner.
Mommy, can I take this planet home? It's magic!
Mommy, daddy's on fire... Shut up and get the marshmellows!
Mommy, did they have computers when you were little?
Mommy, if Janet Reno can start fires, why can't I?
Mommy, let me push a butto*$#!@# NO CARRIER
Mommy, mommy!  Where's Fluffy?  "Shut up and finish your
Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein? ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!
Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face.
Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy? Shut up and finish your casserole.
Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar
Mommy, mommy, what is a deliquant child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards
Mommy, mommy, why's daddy so quiet? - Shut up and keep diggin'!
Mommy, what are TAGLINES?  The Same as the Birds & Bees
Mommy, what does "Formatting Drive C" mean?
Mommy, what does "Read Error in FAT" mean?
Mommy, what does this little red butt&**** NO CARRIER
Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?
Mommy, whats a tagline?
Mommy, why are the US soldiers marking us?
Mommy, why does my pet lamb have three-inch canines :)
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack? --Calvin.
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
Mommy, why is Kitty at the bottom of the pool?
Mommy, why is daddy so pale? Shut up and dig!
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!"
Mommy, why's the IRS building on fire?
Mommy. Meet my new friend-Jacob
Mommy....Do we own our dogs, or do they own us?
Mommy...ALIENS are coming..WHAT? Hiss- Splat!
Mommy? Can I go out and... kill tonight? --Misfits.
Mommy? Is that you?
Moms and reason are like oil and water.  - - Calvin
Moms don't need to teach daughters "On Sale," it's in their darn DNA
Moms make better lunches than dads.
Mom’s Hint #020: ALL mothers are working mothers
Mom’s Hint #033: Be consistent
Mom’s Hint #078: Pose good questions
Mom’s Hint #092: Don't remind your grown son you changed his diapers
Mom’s Hint #128: Yes, it's important they wear what their friends wear
Mom’s Hint #130: Yes, we're all tired of dinosaurs.
Mom’s Hint #145: When you retire, feel free to spend their money
Mom’s Hint #211: Put a lock on your bedroom door
Mom’s Hint #221: There's no escaping car pools
Mon pouse dit que je ne l'coute pas... ou quelque chose comme a
Mon Dieu, more melancholy nonsense. - Lestat
Mon capitaine!  I thought you'd never get here! - Q
Mon capitaine! I thought you'd never get here! -Q to Picard
Mon pays, c'est le Canada et la neige !
Mon-i-tor E-missions haven't fried my brane!
Mona Lisa musta had the blues..u can tell by the way she smiles!!
Mona Lisa was framed!
Monastary: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monastery - A home for un-wed fathers
Monastery: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monaural and quadraphonic systems are an exception, said Tom
Monday - A hell of a way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday November 07 1994 00:09, Anthony Kring wrote to All:
Monday is *NOT* user-friendly
Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life
Monday is a depressing way to spend one-seventh of your life
Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of your life
Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is a terrible way to spend a seventh of your life.
Monday is an awful was to spend 1/7 of your life.
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is one HELL of a way to spend 1/7th of your life
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Monday is the root of all evil!
Monday morning brought to you by the letters OH and NO
Monday special, two valiums with a coffee chaser.
Monday's a heck of a way to spend one seventh of your life
Monday's are the potholes in the road of life
Monday's child is fair of face
Monday, November 18, 1991 at 4:15 am
Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Monday:  The day after the football game.
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the footbal
Monday: The day after the football game.
Monday: The worst way you spend 1/7 of life.
Monday: whatta crappy way to spend 1/7 of your life
Mondays - the potholes in the road of life.
Mondays are a horrid way to spend 1/7th of your life
Mondays are a rotten way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Mondays are the lint balls in the washing machine of life
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. - Tom Wilson -
Mondays are the potholes of life
Mondays through Fridays I sleep in a wigwam, said Tom attentively.
Mondays:  The potholes in the road of life.
Mondays: The lint balls in the washing machine of life.
Mondays: The potholes in the road of life.
Mondays: a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life
Mondo bizarro
Money - money, like everything else - is a deception and a disappointment. - H
Money - the root of all women
Money = Stuff needed to buy a better computer
Money Can Buy A Cat, But Only Love Makes Her Purr
Money Can Make You Rich!
Money Can't Buy Happiness? Give Me A Million For A Year To
Money DOES talk - it says goodbye
Money I can cover my naked butt with! - Mike Nelson
Money I can cover my naked butt with! - Mike as bread man
Money Is The Root Of All Evil. Send $20 For More Info.
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Money Management - By Owen Cash
Money Management: Owen Cash
Money Not Found:  (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)reak out Quicken?
Money Talks - and it usually says NO!!
Money Talks ..... But all mine every says is GoodBye
Money Talks!  Mine always says goodbye!
Money and Success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Money and its fool are soon parted.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two things we have. -- The Best of Will Rogers
Money burns a hole in my pocket. How about yours?
Money buys the cat, but love wags the tail
Money buys the dog.  Love wags its tail.
Money can buy force, and force can extract money
Money can never buy love, but at least is can often buy co-operation.
Money can never replace dignity. -- Rom
Money can"t buy happiness, but it lets you be miserable in comfort
Money can't buy everything.  That's what credit cards are for.
Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
Money can't buy happiness - but it sure can RENT a lot!
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Money can't buy happiness, but I hear you can lease it!
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. -- C.B. Luce
Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay off misery
Money can't buy happiness, but it can sure rent it!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves!
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves!
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can make missery more enjoyable
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything
Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it
Money can't buy love, but I'm willing to fake it.
Money can't buy love, but diamonds can.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy alot of happiness.
Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for awhile
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.  -- Christopher Marlowe
Money can't buy love, but it makes a nice downpayment
Money can't buy love, but it sure can make someone more likeable.
Money can't buy love, but it'll rent it for an awful long time.
Money can't buy love, but most women sure can love money!
Money can't buy love, but who needs love when you have money?
Money can't buy love, unless you're cute
Money can't buy love, you need a good credit line too
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation
Money can't buy me love. - Lennon/McCartney
Money can't buy poverty - you sort of have to earn it
Money can't buy poverty, you have to earn it
Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you chocolate!
Money can't buy you love, but it sure makes shopping fun!
Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship
Money does bring happiness.  Send some and watch me smile
Money does grow on trees. It's just that the banks own all the branches.
Money doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
Money doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop
Money doesn't come easy  --  that's the way it goes!
Money doesn't go as far as it used to, but it does go faster...
Money doesn't go as far as it used to. Now it seems to go just far enough to stay out of my reach,,,
Money doesn't matter - as long as it isn't mine.
Money doesn't matter - as long as it isn't mine.
Money doesn't put fish on the table, FISH put fish on the table! Fin
Money doesn't talk these days. It goes without saying.
Money doesn't talk, it swears. -- Bob Dylan
Money doesn't talk: It screams obsenities -B.Dylan
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Money for nothing, Chick's for free.
Money is Root of Evil- And we All need Roots!
Money is a burden. If you have no money, you have no burden. - Dean Roehrich
Money is a good aphrodisiac.  Flowers work almost as well
Money is a good aphrodisiac.Sex may work almost as well.
Money is a good servant but a bad master.              FRENCH PROVERB
Money is a good servant but is a cruel master.
Money is a good servant, but a dangerous master.
Money is a great means of keeping score.
Money is a lousy means of keeping score.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac, but flowers work well
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long
Money is a sixth sense without which you cannot make use of the other five
Money is always there but the pockets change.
Money is an aphrodisiac.  Flowers work almost as well.
Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen
Money is flat and meant to be piled up. (Scottish proverb)
Money is great, but you waste a lot of time making it
Money is how people with no imagination keep score
Money is human happiness in the abstract: he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes his heart entirely to money.-Arthur Schopenhauer, philosopher 1788-1860
Money is information.
Money is information.
Money is ink on a paper.ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ
Money is its own reward
Money is life to us wretched mortals. --Hesiod
Money is like a promise, easier made than kept
Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it.
Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. --Henry Ford
Money is like manure - it is meant to be spread around.
Money is like manure; not good except spread. -- Bacon
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. - Francis Bacon, The Essays or Counsels
Money is money, but women are better!
Money is my middle name, first name Ihaveno, last name Left.
Money is no good if you can't spend it
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul. -Thoreau
Money is not the root of evil.
Money is round and rolls away
Money is round, it rolls away.
Money is still the most efficient labor saving device.
Money is the ROOT of ALL EVIL!  Send $20 for more info
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Money is the Schrodinger's Cat of Economics.
Money is the enemy of poorness!
Money is the guiltiest thing in the world. It stinks. - William Saroyan
Money is the root of ALL Evil!  Send $20 for more info
Money is the root of all Evils! It's true! And a man Needs Roots!!!!
Money is the root of all Wealth!
Money is the root of all bills.
Money is the root of all evil - but a man needs roots!
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Money is the root of all evil.  Women need roots. - D. Trump
Money is the root of all evil. For more info, send $200.
Money is the root of all evil. Proof? Roberts, Bakker and Swaggart
Money is the root of all evil. Save yourself, GIVE ME!
Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots. - D. Trump
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Money is the root of all money
Money is the root of all politicians
Money is the root of all wealth
Money is the root of all wealth!--Donald Trump
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money is the sincerest form of flattery.
Money is the sincerest of all flattery.  - Heinlein
Money is the sincerest of all flattery.  - Lazarus Long
Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered.
Money is the sinews of both love and war.
Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the five others
Money is thicker than blood
Money is truthful.  If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. -- Lazarus Long
Money is truthful.  Men who speak of honor must pay cash.
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash
Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash.
Money is truthful; if a man speaks of his honour, make him pay Cash. - Lazarus long
Money is welcome, even if it comes in a dirty sack.
Money isn't everything - it can't buy poverty.
Money isn't everything - it isn't even enough
Money isn't everything -- but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.  -- Sir Edmond Stockdale
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
Money isn't everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch
Money isn't everything, but it can buy everything
Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch!
Money isn't everything, but it's ahead of what's in second place.
Money isn't everything, usually it isn't even enough.
Money isn't everything,,,,there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
Money isn't everything-In fact, it's usually not enough
Money isn't everything-In fact, it's usually not enough
Money isn't everything. I have money and I have everything, and they're not the same thing
Money isn't everything... men with money, now THAT'S everything!
Money isn't everything...according to those who have it.
Money isn't everything...usually it isn't even enough
Money isn't everything..but it keeps the kids in touch.
Money isn't everything; it's just up there with oxygen, food, water
Money just for getting hurt?  That's cool! - Butt-Head
Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy
Money makes not so many true friends as real enemies.
Money makes the world go round!
Money may be the root of all evil, but greed is the fertilizer.
Money may be the root of all evil-but we need roots, don't we?
Money may buy "friendship," but it cannot buy love.
Money may buy a cat, but it cannot make it stay
Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love
Money may not buy happiness but it can sure buy the presidency. 
Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure rent it. &lt;ss&gt;
Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure rent it. &lt;ss&gt;
Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy Pilchards
Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy chocolate.
Money no longer talks - it goes without saying.
Money not found (A)bort, (R)efinance, (G)et cash from charge?
Money not found: (A)bort, (R)efinance, (D)eclare bankruptcy?
Money not found:(A)bort(R)e-finance(F)ile for Chap. 11
Money often costs too much.
Money only brings misery--but with it one can afford misery
Money refused liberates the debtor
Money seems to have lost its value these days.  Tony Randall
Money should be BOOLEAN not REAL, you got it or you ain't.
Money speaks a language everyone understands.
Money still talks, only you have to turn up the volume to hear it.
Money talk... Mine always say "GOODBYE"
Money talks - but credit has an echo
Money talks - it says goodbye
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money talks - mine says "Goodbye"
Money talks - that explains why I've been so quiet lately.
Money talks -- mine says "Goodbye"
Money talks ... and mine only says "Good bye."
Money talks and often just says "Good Bye"
Money talks but all mine ever saids is goodbye sucker!
Money talks but it doesn't say when it's coming back.
Money talks! Mine just said goodbye!!
Money talks, I don't deny, I heard it once, it said "Good-bye!"
Money talks, anyone can understand it
Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye."
Money talks, but all mine says is GOODBYE!
Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention
Money talks, but it can't sing & dance and it can't walk.
Money talks, but it doesn't always tell the truth.
Money talks, but it don't sing & dance and it can't walk
Money talks, just kidding-it doesn't really
Money talks, mine goes without saying!
Money talks, mine only says 'GOODBYE'.
Money talks.  Mine just keeps saying "goodbye!"
Money talks. Congress claims it's saying "Spend Me"
Money talks. Mine says goodbye!
Money talks. Usually it says, "Bend over."
Money talks.. but all mine ever says is 'GOODBYE'
Money talks.... L $ c Y P DM f !
Money talks...But Chocolate sings.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Money talks...but all mine keeps saying is "goodbye"
Money talks: Mine says "Fire, Fire in your Pocket!"
Money talks: Mine says goodbye!
Money talks?  No wonder my wallet never says anything!
Money talks?  hmm, all mine does is sob hysterically!
Money the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money trumps fun.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unha
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years
Money won't buy happiness, but it'll sure rent it!
Money won't buy happiness, but it's a great downpayment.
Money won't grow on trees as long as banks own branches
Money won't guarantee happiness, but it calms the nerves. French Prov
Money wont buy love, but it'll rent the hell out of it
Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some
Money! HaHaHa! I'm rich! I can buy off anone! The world is mine -Calvin
Money's a powerful aphrodisiac. Flowers work well, too
Money's better than poverty,if only for financial reasons
Money's just the way we keep score.
Money, for nothin', on the M-T-V. -Dire Straits
Money, get away, get a good job with good pay and you're okay
Money, n. - Along with manure it works better when spread around!
Money, n. - It wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some
Money, no, LAWYERS are the root of all evil.
Money, not morality, is the principal commerce of civilised nations
Money, not morality, is the principle commerce of civilized nations. - Thomas Jefferson
Money, so they say is the root of all evil today -Floyd
Money, the evil of all roots.
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money.  It always comes down to that, doesn't it?
Money:  A mint makes it first and we try to make it last
Money:  The root of all evil !  Send $20 for more info.
Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
Money: The Gathering
Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Money: You can't take it with you; but you dont need it there anyway.
Money: the root of all evil.  Roots are important. þ
Money?  Sysops don't make any!
Moneyliness is next to Godliness.  -- Andries van Dam
Mongo LIKE Candygram.
Mongo don't know; Mongo but little chip in big computer game.
Mongo don't know; Mongo but pawn in game of life
Mongo don't know; Mongo but stupid Detroit Lions tackle in game of football.
Mongo not know.  Mongo only pawn in game of life
Mongo only five tons of fun
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Mongo run for Congress under name "Newt Gingritch"
Mongol: For my share * Tom: MicroSoft stock!
Mongolian potentates love their Ulan Bator-gasms.
Mongolian stir-fry for everyone! - Tom
Monitor fall down, go boom on hand!
Monitors?  The new ones have monitors?
Monk's T-Shirt: Ask me about my vow of silence.
Monkey + Peanut + Flower = Rhesus Peanut Buttercup
Monkey + blender = Rhesus pieces.
Monkey Bump? Wedgie? - Tom
Monkey Patrol! In color! - Joel
Monkey Pudding Pops - Crow on frozen lab monkeys
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
Monkey Thump - A bruise on a banana
Monkey doo...zoo poo.
Monkey eyed kraut packer! - Crow on odd German guy
Monkey in a blender = Rhesus pieces
Monkey muffins
Monkey, Sandy, Pigsy, Tripitaka... the gang's all here!
Monkey1550: Barney without a brain
Monkeys always look!  Monkeys always look! - Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Monkeys always look!-Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Monkeys do it aboreally.
Monkeys fly out of my butt!  Open a few doors, they do!
Monks Do It With Shaven Heads.
Monks do it by hand.
Mono means 'one', and 'rail' means 'rail'. - Lyle Lanley
Monoaceticacidester of salicylicacid: Asprin
Monocot weeds: Foxtail Barley, Barnyardgrass, Crabgrass, Yellow Foxtail
Monocot weeds: Nimblewill, Orchardgrass, Quackgrass, Redtop, Rescuegrass
Monocot: Bermudagrass, Smooth Brome, Coarse Fescue, Dallisgrass
Monocot: Foxtail Barley, Barnyardgrass, Crabgrass, Yellow Foxtail
Monocot: Goosegrass, Poa Annua, Sandbur, Witchgrass, Bentgrass
Monocot: Nimblewill, Orchardgrass, Quackgrass, Redtop, Rescuegrass
Monocot: Ryegrass. Sedge, Timothy, Velvet Grass, Wild Garlic
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous.
Monogamous blondes: Scared of getting pregnant by 5 guys at the same time
Monogamy and bigamy are synonymous - one wife too many.
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. -- H.H. Munro
Monogamy is too many wives
Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
Monolith Aquarium:  "My God!  It's full of gars!"
Monolith Atheists "What God? It's full of Stars!"
Monolith Autoplex: "My God! It's full of cars!"
Monolith Fire Escape: "My God! It's full of stairs!"
Monolith Fish Hatcheries: "My God! It's full of gars!"
Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!"
Monolith Mall:  My god!  It's full of stores!
Monolith Pascal: My God, it's full of VARs!
Monolith Pickle Packing Plant: "My God! It's full of jars!"
Monolith Politicians"My God! It's full of ****"
Monolith ST:DS9: My God, it's full of Dars.
Monolith Smoke Shop: "My God!  It's full of cigars!"
Monolith Surgical Ward-My God! It's full of scars!
Monologue - A conversation between realtor and prospect
Monopolized cable service is all cable and no service.
Monopoly
Monopoly is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation
Monopoly is more fun when you make your own Chance cards. - Calvin
Monopoly players do it for hours.
Monopoly?  No, we just don't want competition  -- MicroSoft
Monopoly?  No, we just don't want competition. --Intel
Monopoly?  No, we just don't want competition... - Bill Gates
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition --I
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition -MicroSoft
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.
Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. - B. Gates
Monorail doesn't go all the way to Tomorrowland
Monostable - Accomodation for one horse
Monotheism is a gift from the Gods!
Monotheism is but imperialism in religion. -- Breasted
Monotonous tagline, Isn't it?
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful. - A. G. Buckham
Monotony is the law of Nature. Observe the monotonous manner in which the sun rises
Monotony, n. - The law restricting you to only one spouse
Monotony: The practice of having only one spouse at a time
Monroe, UT: Daylight must be visible between couples on a dance floor.
Monster Bash þ Zombies & Snakes & Ghouls... Oh My!
Monster aerobics - Crow as alien runs across moonscape
Monster alignment? DM alignment is more relevant
Monster cars, patrolling our highways & biways - Joel
Monster face and wuss music do not go together. - Butt-Head
Monster-packet. Had to delete tag file for memory. Sorry.
Monster: Grrr! * Tom: Get near a consonant, let us know
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Monsters come in many forms.
Monsters do not kill people. I do
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
Monsters we are lest monsters we become
Monstrous! - Yes, but, very beautiful. - Armand to Louis
Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
Montana Max has money; Elmyra is a pain!
Montana hunter kills and stuffs Big-foot!
Montana: A grizzly bear praying for the early arrival of cable television
Montana: Where forty-three below keeps out the riff-raff
Montana: Where men are men and women are sheep
Montana: where men are men and sheep are scared
Montel Williams can kiss my ass - Whoopi Goldberg , Comic
Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds
Montreal Canadiens: Greatest team in hockey history.
Monty Hall of Borg:  Door #3 is irrelevant.
Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry.
Monty Python junk E-mail: I wasn't expecting some kind of spammish imposition!
Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly irrelevent!
Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly irrelevent!
Monty Python: "I'd like to have an argument, please."
Monty Pythonborg's Flying Collective.  You KNOW resistance is futile.
Mony a yen spiers the gait he kens fu' weel.- Old Scot Sayin
Moo Poo Giapan...Cow chips served Chinese style.
Moo yourself, you lower lifeform. - Rita
Moobeah, Moobeah, eh? - Nien Nunb
Moodiness comes and goes with memories
Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship
Moon Gorgeous Meditation! - Sailor Moon
Moon Healing Escalation! - Sailor Moon
Moon Incomprehensible Stock Phrase Flash!!
Moon Princess Halation!
Moon Prism Power - Make Up!
Moon Rover -NASA
Moon Sceptre elimination!
Moon Spin Wah!WEE!Woo!Agh! Pthbtt!  Sailor Taz, again
Moon Spiral Heart Attack! - Sailor Moon
Moon Tiara Action! - Sailor Moon
Moon Tiara Power!!!!!
Moon Tidiness Power! - Sailor Tanner
Moon Unit, where did I go wrong? --Zappa
Moon comes out/plum petals fall-heavy/with raindrops.
Moon crystal power, make up! - Tsukino Usagi/Sailor Moon
Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.   Goodman Ace
Moon tiara action!  -Tsukino Usagi/Sailor Moon
Moon water. It will make me well. Very fast. --Survival
Moon, n.:
Moon...Scepter.../ACK!/ --Serena, SN
Moon:  A planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.
Moonies                   Only happy sh*t really happens
Moonies - Only happy **** really happens.
Moonies do it within sects.      
Moonlighting: The sun's other job
Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead. * Shakespeare
Moonshine washing line, they suit him fine -Floyd
Moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still
Moooo!   A *chicken*. Oh right! Cluck cluck cluck!
Moore or Less!
Mooring lines don't reach the dock
Moose - A Scotish digitizer.
Moose Jaw Saskatchewan: Where men are men and sheep are scared.
Moose trained by @N@.
Moose trained by Ross Perot.
Moosehead - Great beer,and a new experience for the moose.
Mooses - Hebrew prophet who parted the Maine woods
Mopar           Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar           Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar:  Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts (Paint) And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mutilates Other Products At Races
Mophobia, n.: Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.
Moprodough - A professional athlete's new contract
Moral Anarchy is the seedbed of Tyranny!
Moral Indignation:  Jealousy with a Halo.
Moral Majority
Moral bankruptcy is the ultimate future.
Moral failure (core dumped)
Moral failure. Core dumped. - Dave Mark Voorhis
Moral garbage on legs
Moral indignation - jealousy with a halo. - H.G. Wells
Moral indignation is jealousy hiding under a halo.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)
Moral of Vietnam/Somalia: Leave military decisions to the military.
Moral of Zippergate?   It's not what you know but who you blow
Moral of story - Always write your mail when you're wide awake!!
Moral values are the motive power of a man's actions.
Moral victories don't count
Moral:  Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.
Moral: design before you implement.
Moral:Term used to tell others you're better than them
Morale improved, but now I *enjoy* floggings!
Morale improved, but now I ENJOY floggings!
Morale is faith in the man at the top.  Albert S. Johnstone
Morale is self-esteem in action
Morale will continue until the beatings improve.
Morale will decrease until beatings continue!
Morale: how well people are doing when they're not doing well at all
Moralische entruestung= 2%moral+ 48%hemmungen+ 50%neid
Morality Can one really be ethical by following someone else's rules?
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legal.
Morality is a necessary evil
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
Morality is learned, not legislated.
Morality is not a contest of whims.
Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice. - Rush Limbaugh
Morality is not defined by individual choice.
Morality is one thing.  Ratings are everything
Morality is only moral when it is voluntary.
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde
Morality is the attitude we adopt to people whom we personally dislike
Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Morality is... how we should become worthy of happiness. -- Kant
Morality must be defined by individual choice.
Morality progress: 1) Virtue, 2) Boredom, 3) Syphilis
Morality, like art, requires drawing the line somewhere
Morality?  Like Psalms 137:9?
Morally right, like Politically Correct, rarely is.
Morals for Sale, Never Used.  Contact Bill Clinton
Morals for sale - never used.  Call Bill Clinton for info.
Morals for sale, never used.  Contact Bill Clinton
Morals for sale, never used.  Contact Bill Clinton at the White House.
Morals for sale, never used.  Contact Bill Clinton.
Morals for sale, never used.  Contact Claus Mueller
Morals for sale--never used.  Call Bill Clinton for info.
Morals for sale.  Hardly used.  Call (202) 456-1111.  Ask for Bill.
Morals?  What are they?  Can you eat 'em?
Moram da smislim bolji tag
Moram da smislim bolji tag........
Morbic: mor'bic (adv.) depressed feeling when your pen runs out of ink
Morbid - a higher offer
Morbid - a slightly higher bid
Morbid satire the way God feared, as it should be
Morbid............ A higher offer.
Morbid:  Higher offer...
Morbid:  The next higher offer at an auction
Morbid: A higher offer.
Morbid: The next higher offer at an auction.
Morbius. There is something coming this way!"
Mord says that Omar says that we are all unicorns anyway
Morden is human. Morden dat I can't say. - jms
Morden is never alone. --Delenn.
Morden's job:  Hiding in the Shadows, asking obtuse questions.
Morden:  What is a mouse with everything?
More "moderators" should be more moderated.
More Beard Than Music  - By Z. Z. Topp
More Bobbitt Taglines are ALWAYS Welcome!
More For Your Money  - By Max Amize
More Human Than Human!
More I Know People, More I Love My Cat!
More Kinfolk!
More Oxymorons: Farewell reception; green oranges
More Power! ARRR ARRR ARRR--- Tim Alan
More Redlocks Than Shakilahs
More Rocky Horror Tags
More Rocky Horror Tags
More Similac, Dear? - Mike
More Southern Dos: Drive not found. Get Jack Daniels? [Y/N]
More Southern Dos: Drive not found. Squeal like a pig? [yep/nope]
More Speed Scotty. But Capt'n, we're at 38500 baud
More Taglines coming soon.
More Taglines than you could shake a @TOFIRST@ at.
More Taglines than you could shake a Barry at
More and more I begin to see that we must start the MAD
More are taken in by hope than by cunning. -- Vauvenargues
More assassinations and fewer lawsuits.
More bad hair in this film than an Ewok adventure - Crow
More bare than a funnel full of monkeys
More beautiful for having known restraint.
More black males are in prison than in college.
More businesses die from indigestion than starvation.  -- David Packard
More cheese Gromit!
More cheese steak, please! - Mike on kiss
More chiles, less cat, please!
More clothes!  Gotta bye her more clothes! -- Tom Servo
More coffee?  I'm having some!  The Tick
More comfortable seeing 2 men holding guns than holding hands?
More coordinating of efforts, maybe?
More duck tape!  Our duck has another quack in it.
More duct tape! Donald has developed another quack!!
More exciting than a @TOLAST@ film!
More exciting than a Bullitt film!
More exciting than a Orville film!
More food RICHER food older MINDS - Nakalene
More food.  Hide the pain.  More food. -- Mike Nelson
More food. Hide the pain. More food - Mike
More food... RICHER food... older MINDS...   Nakalene
More for Your Money: Max Amize
More fun please, quickly
More fun than a Ginsu Dildo.
More fun than a barrel of drunk Congressmen
More fun than a barrel of formaledehyde, me - Entrippy
More fun than a busy signal."
More fun than a dead fish.
More fun than a ferret in your pants!
More fun than a pool full of fat guys.
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
More fun than being slapped in the face with a wet fish.
More fun than humans deserve to have!
More fun than setting your genitals on fire."
More fun than sex.  Well, less messy at least.
More gargoyles, Scully... sculpted in clay. - Mulder
More government is like a recreational root canal
More grist for the rumor mill!!
More guvment be likes some recreational root canal.  Yo' Man!!!
More hasteless Speed.
More have repented speech than silence
More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
More husbands would leave home if they knew how to pack!
More in the mind than the body this feeling.
More kitty-litter! I'm hot today! - Maniac makes a kill
More laws don't mean fewer broken laws
More lies are told on the golf course than to the IRS
More light! - Goethe's last words
More like I am now, than I was before
More like Woody Woodpecker with a perm!
More like a Human...nightmare. - Kirk
More like a wrinkle in time" - Fox Mulder
More like regular Dr. Pepper than what?
More like the Midwest part of the West - Crow
More look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs one. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr
More means worse. - That include sex??
More men are sheep in wolves' clothing than the other way around
More nervous than a long -tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
More nukes, less kooks!
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie
More often than we realize, what we didn't achieve, we didn't want.
More over, nature teaches me that many bodies exist around mine, of which some are to be avoided. -- Descartes
More parents should have a kid like me." * Calvin
More peach wyne, mye plantain? - Sir Thomas Serveau
More people are flattered into virtue than bullied out of vice.  -- R.S. Surtees
More people are run down by gossip than by automobiles
More people are slain by suppers than by the sword
More people commit suicide with a fork than with a gun.
More people die in HOSPITALS than anywhere else in America!
More people died at Chappaquiddic than at 3 Mile Island.
More people died from abortions last year than from guns
More people died in Waco than in the L.A. riots
More people have died from religion than from cancer
More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nucl
More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants
More people have seen Bigfoot than have seen Jesus.
More people live on Vancouver Island, PEI still got the big-ass bridge
More people voted against Bush then for Clinton
More people were born from sex last year than died from H
More people would be alive if more criminals got the death penalty!
More people would be alive if there were a death penality!
More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing nothing, than by believing too much. - Phineas T. Barnum
More plays more yardage more scoring.....that's the CFL difference!
More poms in Perth,Aus. than sassernachs in Perth,Scot.
More power to the people, said Tom, electrifingly.
More power to you! &lt;Unless you're taking some of mine.&gt;
More power!  Argh-argh-argh!  -- Tim Taylor
More powerful than a bastard maniac...-Freddy Krueger
More powerful than a locomotive
More precious than diamonds, more treasured then gold.
More ram needed.  More!  More!
More ramblings from the mind of @TOFIRST@
More ramblings from the mind of Bob !
More ramblings from the mind of Keith !
More ramblings from the mind of Myra !
More ramblings from the mind of Orville!
More reading to make the light shine brighter!!
More rock - less talk.
More rumours. - Scully
More similac, dear? -- Mike Nelson
More stuff that's older than any computer getting this conference
More stupid? You'd have to be watered twice a week
More taglines about buildings and food!
More taglines coming soon
More taglines than you could shake a @F at.
More taglines than you could shake a Orville at.
More testicles mean more iron! - Lunchlady Doris
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
More than 80% of all monsters are female
More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!!
More than I wanted to know, and I'm sorry I asked! :-)
More than a mouthful's wasted?!?  How small is *your* mouth?
More than a reader - it's a dessert topping, too!
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
More than compelling enough for me!
More than elsewhere, everybody [in New York] wants to be somebody. - Sydney J. Harris
More than five taglines might get ya some netmail. Mod's whim
More than half of all patients of abortion clinics die.
More than half the population has IQs less than 100
More than interesting, Mike.  Spooky! -- Crow T. Robot
More than interesting, Mike. Spooky! - Crow
More than just a book-it's a major piece of torture.
More than just a dotted line, more than just a dash
More than kin but less than kind... - Billy S
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking. - Mark Twain
More than one mage was driven insane by