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Mbius strippers never show you their backsides
M & M : Macho and Marvelous.
M - I - C Seeya real soon!
M - O - O - N that spells "Bob"
M A X I M I Z E
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S & H A P P Y N E W Y E A R ! ! !
M O D E R A T I O N is I M P O R T A N T
M R Ducks, M R Knot, C M Wangs, L I B, M R Ducks
M R Kin, M R Not, O S A R C M Skeletons, L I B M R Ancestors!
M R Pigs! M R Not Pigs. S A R! C M Tales? L I B...M R Pigs!
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R! C M Tails?...L I B...M R Pigs
M R Pigs, M R Not Pigs, S A R...L I B...M R Pigs
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of enui
M is for machine, which technically is Data
M is for the many things she taught me... - Oedipus
M is for the military-industrial machine! -- Joel Robinson
M v y r v w ls v r d or 'll g t c ns n t d
M y G o o s e I s C o o k e d !
M y H ar d Dr i ve i sn' t f ra g m ent ed !!!
M$ - Where Do You Want To C(r)ash Today?
M$ Marketing: Screw the stupid bastards. We're Big Bro.
M&M's: Melt in your hand; not in your mouth
M&M's: Melt in your mouth; not in your hand. HA!
M&Ms will cure anything....Yes, even THAT!
M&Ms, the Official Candy of the Dept. of Redundancy.
M&gt; BG&gt; JH&gt; MF&gt; stop quoting this.
M'liss, you may take off that storter now
M'lord, I have just stepped into an aspect, and its' sticky!!
M*A*S*H payday: "All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede."
M-1 & 2 .GIF DISC 904.878.4413
M-C-M-L-X-I-X, Daiei makes the very best, NOT! - Tom
M-I-B...C-I-A...M-O-U-S-E!!!
M-I-C, K-E-Y, O-U-S-O-B whoops! I mean M-O-U-S-E!
M-I-C-...See you real soon. -K-E-Y...Why? Because we LIKE you!
M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T.. M-O-U-S-E
M-I-C-ya real soon!
M-O-O-N and that spells Corn Pops
M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen. -- Tom Cullen
M-O-O-N spells Tom Cullen... Everyone knows that! Stephen King
M-O-O-N! That spells Don't Fear the Reaper!
M-O-O-N, that spells Dean Cran, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells you, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells Orville, laws yes. --Tom Cullen.
M-O-O-N, that spells assimilation...Tom Cullen of Borg.
M-O-O-N, that spells bike, laws yes. -- Tom Cullen
M-O-O-N, that spells smart! -Booey
M-O-O-N, that spells sore feet. - Tom Cullen
M. T. Headed
M. AMSTERDAM - Memento Morey
M. Bob Carr, Congressman (Mich.), was an Eagle Scout.
M. C. Escher is not a rap star!
M. Spock, ne touchez pas à cette enfant!
M. Spock, vous avez perdu votre caleçon
M. Spock, ça c'est une fille. Répétez après moi: fille
M..M..M..Mel Tillis has "Phrase Jitter"
M.A.D.D.: Midgets Against Desk Drawers.
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
M.C. Simon Milligan: Master of funk, and... EVIL!
M.C. Tagline: o/~ Can't take this! o/~
M.D. - Some breeds of animals eat their young at birth. I understand why
M.D. - Youth. What a shame it is wasted on the young
M.P.: Every Spam is sacred
M.P.: Go and boil your bottom under a silly person!
M.P.: Is that a *chicken* up there?
M.P.: Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam!
M.P.: No one expects the Spammish Repetition! Spam! Spam! Spam!
M.P.: Spam! Lovely spam! Beautiful spam!
M.P.: Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam
M.P.: Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam
M.P.: Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on
M.P.: This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won
M.P.: We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes.
M.P.: We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!
M.P.: You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits!
M.P.: You don' frighten us, English pig-dogs!
M/H Insurance: No lawyers, politicians move in next door.
M5 *thinks,* Captain. - Daystrom
M5 computer: Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
M5 doesn't know it's a game. - McCoy
M5 is out of a job! - Kirk
M:OTOH or Manos: On the Other Hand, the long-awaited big-budget sequel
MA Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot.
MA Driving #2: Everything is under construction.
MA Driving #3: Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike.
MA Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system
MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
MA Driving #6: Suicide Alley is the better of the roads.
MA! I managed to miss the schoolbus!
MAAAAAAATLOOOOOOCK! - Grampa
MAB: Melt Address Bus
MAC - *M*early *A* bad *C*omputer
MAC -- Malfuntioning Apple Computer
MAC = Money Always Counts.
MAC PROGRAMMERS do it in windows.
MAC USERS can only do it with menus.
MAC USERS do it with mice.
MAC error message: Like, hey dude, something went wrong.
MAC error message: Init System Failed!? Oh, like wow... Bummer, dude.
MAC error msg: "Like dude, something went wrong
MAC programmers DO IT in windows
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that
MAC users don't DO IT, they just point and click on the genital icon.
MAC's Place BBS home of the C & C++ Programmer
MAC: It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MAC: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
MAC:It does less, It costs more, It's that simple.
MACH 10 - ANGELS 100,000!
MACHIAVELLI NETWORK: SUBTERFUGE FOR JESUS!
MACHINE CODERS do it in bytes.
MACHINE LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS do it very fast
MACHINE LANGUAGE programmers poke it all in.
MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers.
MACHINISTS drill often.
MACHINISTS make the best screws.
MACHO: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
MACINTOSH - Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hang
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH = Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs.
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
MACINTOSH: Macs Are Computers? I Never Thought Of Such Hell!
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not The OS Hangs
MACINTOSH: Machine always crashes; if not, then OS hangs.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MACINTOSH: That single step between your child's Super NES and an IBM.
MACINTOSH=Machine Always Crashes If Not The Operating System Hung
MACRO : What you set a sprat to catch.
MACRO = Misspelt computer fish
MACRO created tagline&(*$@%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%#@@!
MACRO? Is that short for Macaroni?
MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence
MADAME BOVARY MAN - Tom's super hero
MADD - Mummies Against Damp Dungeons
MADD = Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving
MADD: Mothers Against Drug Deprivation.
MADONNA - Immaterial Girl
MADONNA - This Used To Be My Playground
MADoka Max: The Kimagure Orange Road Warrior
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (OK/NAH)?
MAFIA DOS: Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA DOS: dis isa you last chance (y)es (n)o
MAFIA DOS: this isa you lasta chance! (y)es (n)o ?
MAFIA DOS: Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MAFIA DOS: Thisa you lasta chance (y/n) ?
MAFIA families CEMENT relations!
MAFIA.EXE located on-line: Execute SYSOP (Y/n)?
MAG Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
MAGES do it with their familiars.
MAGGOT ??? I thought it was rice !!!
MAGIC EYE TAGLINE (WARNING experts only) .,.,,
MAGIC USERS do it with flare.
MAGIC USERS do it with their hands
MAGIC USERS have crystal balls
MAGIC USERS have magic wands.
MAGIC: on a Corvette.
MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.
MAGICIANS do it with mirrors
MAGICIANS do it with rabbits
MAGICK USERS do it with their hands!
MAGICK USERS have crystal balls!
MAGICK is a creation of the love and life of your beauty
MAGNET(n): something you find crawling on a dead cat.
MAGNETIC HEAD: Result of sticking finger in fuse socket.
MAIL DELETED BECAUSE OF LACK OF DISK SPACE
MAILMAN and SLMR! What a combo!
MAILMEN do it at the mail boxes.
MAINFRAME : biggest peripheral available
MAINTENANCE FREE: Impossible to fix.
MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.
MAKAI Software Support Node (1:226/1420.1)
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR: Slogan of people who are lousy at both
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A CLINTONS-FREE ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE A RIGHT-WING-WACKO ZONE...VOTE BUCHANAN.
MAKedonija
MAL-2..."Even false things are true."
MALARIA, NETWORK! SHIVERING YELLOW S***S FOR JESUS!
MALE - A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex
MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.
MALINGERERS do it as long as they can't get out of it.
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Mar 15th
MALTESE AMOEBA activates Nov 1st
MAN (n): An abbreviation of woman.
MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
MAN MURDERS 6, BLAMES DOOM GAME FOR CORRUPTING HIM - details inside
MAN Targeted.... FIRE!
MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! &lt;AAAOOOGGGAAA!&gt; MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!
MAN is the missing link between apes, and rational beings!OJW
MAN..ualy...Inserted Tagline...Now how does that joke go about
MAN.SYS found, executing GROPE.EXE
MAN.SYS found.... execute GROPE.EXE (Y/n)
MAN.ZIP: Great program! (Fun to unzip!)
MAN: Remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: A biodegradable but nonrecyclable animal blessed with opposable thumbs capable of grasping at straws. - Bernard Rosenberg
MAN: Great concept, bad engineering.
MAN: Great idea, bad design.
MAN: Make Animal Noises
MAN: Remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back.
MAN: The only animal who can play scrabble!!
MANAGERS do it by delegation.
MANAGERS have someone do it for them
MANAGERS make others do it.
MANAGERS supervise others.
MANDATORY DISCLAMER: IT'S A JOKE
MANGLE 1.11 þ Like a fine wine, being improved over time
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
MANICS FOR JESUS!! ..oh never mind, I'm really bummed
MANICURIST: Someone who makes money hand over fist
MANTIS: Metro Area Nerd Turns Into Stud
MANUAL?!? Do I look like a SISSY to you?
MANURE (n): comes from a bull; WOMANURE (n): comes from a cow
MANX: Ollick Ghennal Erriu as Blein Feer Die. Seihil as Slaynt Da'n Slane Loght
MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING
MARACAS? I DON'T NEED...MARACAS. - Death (RM)
MARATHON NETWORK! RUNNING FROM JESUS-the choice network
MARATHON RUNNERS do it for hours.
MARCEL MARCEAU -
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it at camp.
MARCHING BAND MEMBERS do it on the field.
MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS - Et Tu, Brute!!!!!
MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!
MARGE! BEER ME! - Homer
MARGE! BEER ME! - Homer Simpson
MARGRANE (mar' grayn) The blinding gpain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly
MARIA FOR PRESIDENT!
MARINE: Muscles Are Required - Intelligence Not Expected
MARINE: Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.
MARINES do it on land, sea or air.
MARION BARRY CAMPAIGN SLOGANS; I'LL GET DRUGS OFF THE STREET.
MARIONETTE NETWORK: PUPPETS OF JESUS!
MARK SCHAFER K D 6 G K B ILINK HANDICAP HOST
MARK TWAIN - No exaggeration this time
MARKETING REPs do it on comission
MARRIAGE(n): The Mourning After The Knot Before
MARRIAGE(n): the sole cause of divorce
MARRIAGE(n):expensive way 2 get your laundry done free.
MARRIAGE(n):process whereby Love ripens into Vengeance.
MARRIAGE.COM is seldom available in the Shareware version.
MARRIAGE: A place where you sleep with the enemy....
MARRIAGE: expensive way 2 get your laundry done free.
MARRIED PEOPLE do it with frozen access.
MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
MARS NEED WOMEN!!! &lt;apply in person&gt;
MARS PROBE ERROR: A)bort R)etry T)ell 'em where I am?
MARS isn't just a planet!
MARS: Something your kids always find while you're shopping.
MARSUPIAL, NETWORK! Pouching youths for Jesus!
MARTHA WASHINGTON - R.I.P., By George
MARTYRS die trying to do it.
MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID (Douglas Adams)
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, NOW SHE'S READY FOR DESERT
MASCULINE---Unable to cope with dirty diapers.
MASOCHIST (mas-oh-kist) noun: Windows user.
MASOCHIST (n):runs Win 3.x using a 386 & 2 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST (n):runs Windows95 using a 486 & 4 megs of Ram
MASOCHIST - Windows user
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n): Windows user.
MASOCHIST(n):runs Windows using minimum requirements
MASOCHIST: A person who enjoys pain & agony, i.e. a cat lover
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
MASON-DIXON (n): Line that separates y'all from youse-guys
MASON-DIXON LINE: Separates y'all from youse guys.
MASON-DIXON(n):Line that separates y'all from youse-guys.
MASONS do it secretively
MASTER OF DISASTER
MASTERBATION : The human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTERBATION the human AUTOEXEC.BAT
MASTICATOR, NETWORK! CHEWING THE FAT WITH JESUS
MASTURBATE...........What's used to catch very large fish
MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
MASTURBATORS do it singlehandedly.
MATCH MAKERS do it with singles
MATCH MAKERS do it with sticks.
MATH COPROCESSOR: Part of the computer bragged about but seldom used.
MATH MAJORS do it by example.
MATH MAJORS do it by induction
MATH MAJORS do it with a pencil.
MATH POLICE: Hold it!! Dividing by zero is illegal!
MATHEMATICIANS do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
MATHEMATICIANS do it as continuous function
MATHEMATICIANS do it associatively.
MATHEMATICIANS do it by the numbers.
MATHEMATICIANS do it commutatively
MATHEMATICIANS do it constantly
MATHEMATICIANS do it continuously
MATHEMATICIANS do it discretely
MATHEMATICIANS do it exponentially
MATHEMATICIANS do it forever if they can do one and can do one more
MATHEMATICIANS do it functionally
MATHEMATICIANS do it homologically
MATHEMATICIANS do it in fields
MATHEMATICIANS do it in groups
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary domain.
MATHEMATICIANS do it in imaginary planes
MATHEMATICIANS do it in numbers
MATHEMATICIANS do it in theory
MATHEMATICIANS do it on smooth contours
MATHEMATICIANS do it over and under the curves
MATHEMATICIANS do it parallel and perpendicular
MATHEMATICIANS do it partially
MATHEMATICIANS do it reflexively
MATHEMATICIANS do it symmetrically
MATHEMATICIANS do it to prove themselves
MATHEMATICIANS do it to their limits
MATHEMATICIANS do it totally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transcendentally
MATHEMATICIANS do it transitively
MATHEMATICIANS do it variably
MATHEMATICIANS do it with Nobel's wife
MATHEMATICIANS do it with a Minkowski sausage
MATHEMATICIANS do it with imaginary parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it with linear pairs
MATHEMATICIANS do it with odd functions
MATHEMATICIANS do it with prime roots
MATHEMATICIANS do it with relations
MATHEMATICIANS do it with their real parts
MATHEMATICIANS do it without limit
MATHEMATICIANS do over an open unmeasurable interval
MATHEMATICIANS have to prove they did it.
MATHEMATICIANS prove they did it
MATHEMATICIANS take it to the limit.
MATHEMATICIANS work it out with a pencil.
MATT DILLON - Arrest in Peace
MATURITY-The ability to think and act rationally...most of the time
MAUDLIN! NETWORK: Whining and crying for Jesus Christ!
MAUSOLEUM, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.
MAW: Make Aggravating Whine
MAXILLA NETWORK: FAKING FOSSILS FOR JESUS!
MAXIM: An established principle or proposition, of law... universal
MAXIMUM UNPLEASANT STIMULI!!!
MAY GOD'S GREATEST GIFT ( LOVE ) BE RAINED DOWN ON YOU.
MAYBE, and that's final!
MAYDAY isn't a day in May
MAYNARD G. KREBS - O.T.L.
MAYOR: A female horse
MAYTAG is Your middle name, if Your an agitator.
MAZ: Multiply Answer by Zero
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MAZEL ! TON Tons of luck
MBASIC : Programme language for the Mbanga tribe in deepest Africa.
MBAs DO IT to learn
MBAs do it to learn.
MBC: Make Batch Confetti
MBF: Multiply and Be Fruitful
MBH: Memory Bank Hold-up
MBR: Move Bits Randomly
MBTD: Mount Beatles on Tape Drive
MBTOL: Move Bug To Operator's Lunch
MC Hammer, n. Device used to ensure firm seating of MicroChannel boards
MC&D & Chocolates: You never know what your gonna get
MC&D..Where Scott Heald donated his brain to science.
MC&D: Long-legged, whip-totin' redheads ARE the topic
MC&D: Where CHATTING is unforgivable.
MC&D:Where Liz is a few bulbs short of a Christmas tree
MC, ICE T, CHRIS X, NEW KIDS - 4 Horsemen of the apocolypes of Rock =-
MC: Melt down Core
MC: Move Continuous
MCA ... More Chit America!
MCAFEE: Patron saint of paranoid computer users
MCARTHUR virus: your drive doesn't die, it just fades away.
MCCC Rule #1: Only wake the commander for key-turn.
MCCC Rule #3: You can only beat a deputy so much.
MCD - Mad Cow Disease
MCD stands for Mad Cow Disease and is the stock symbol for McDonalds...Hmmm?
MCI = Masterferengi Communications Inc
MCI Friends and Family -- Borg Destruction Plan #2
MCI long distance. Dishonest, SLOW, and you pay for collect calls.
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
MCP - Money Clouds my Perception
MCSE: MicroSoft Certified Entertainer
MD: Create a new place to lose files.
MD: Create a new place to lose files.
MD: Move Devious
MD: Move and Drop bits
MDC: Make Disk Crash
MDDHAF: Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floor
MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance.
ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
ME is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
ME on the food chain
ME! is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! - Victor Kostrikin
ME262, it's a German Jet...JU-Junkers 004.
ME? A twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
ME? Paranoid? (Who wants to know?)
ME? OPINIONATED? How could you even think such a thing?
MEAT ME AT 7:00 WITH A BIG WOODEN SPOON
MEAT SUBSTITUTE(n): examples: soybeans, vibrators
MECHANICAL ENGINEERING MAJORS do it in gear.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it automatically
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with fluid dynamics.
MECHANICAL ENGINEERS do it with stress and strain
MECHANICS do it from underneath.
MECHANICS do it on their backs
MECHANICS do it with oils.
MECHANICS have all the right tools
MECHANICS have to jack it up and then do it.
MED TECHS do it 24 hours a day.
MED TECHS do it STAT.
MED TECHS do it with machines.
MED! Moderator / The New 'HOT' UFO Conference.
MEDIA MAN - Joel's super hero
MEDIA PEOPLE invade your privacy.
MEDIA: Manipulating Everyone's Decisions In America
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS do it with a mice.
MEDICAL RESEARCHERS make mice do it first
MEDICAL VIRUS-It Boots Your PC And Bills You $4500.00
MEDICINE: The art of amusing the ill while nature heals.
MEDICS do it in an orderly fashion.
MEDIEVALISTS do it with fake, fluffy weapons.
MEDIOCRE NETWORK: KINDA PREACHING CHRIST'S WORDS!
MEE TOO!!, the AOLer said in his crosspost to 14 Internet NewsGroups.
MEEEEENDOOOOOZAAAAA!!!! - McBain
MEEKNESS, n. Uncommon patience in planning revenge that is worthwhile.
MEETS QUALITY STANDARDS: ours, not yours
MEGABYTE: What you do to a McDonald's BigMac
MEGAHERTZ: When something is really painful.
MEGAHERTZ: Your hand's condition after hitting your computer
MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!
MELANCHOLY: Cross between Lassie and a cantalope.
MEMACS = _Major_ Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
MEMBER: Tagline Thieves Local #363
MEMO FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
MEMORIZE THESE: WE WILL BE EXAMINING YOU LATER!
MEMORY : Umm, ah, er.
MEMORY ERROR: Now what?
MEMORY MAP - Drawings showing where the nearest computer store is.
MEMORY: The thing Bob forgets with.
MEMORY: The thing Gary forgets with
MEMORY: The thing Holly forgets with.
MEN ver. 1.0 .... bugs found .... rewrite.... WOMEN ver. 1.1(beta)
MEN! 'Nuff said!
MEN(n):children with paycheques
MEN, don't try this at home without a woman present.
MEN: Can't live with them, can't keep them in a trunk.
MEN: Can't live with them, can't sell them for parts!
MENAGE-A-TROIS............French for where Jesus was born
MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric.
MENDELIAN NETWORK: Cross-pollinating myths for Jesus!
MENSTRUAL CYCLE.......Vehicle having three or less wheels
MENSTRUAL.......................A singer in medival times
MENSTRUAL..A singer in medival times
MENU - An itemised list of ways to make a mistake on a computer
MENU (L)eech files (Y)ell at sysop (D)rop carrier.
MENU - An itemized list of ways to make a mistake on a computer
MENU: (L)eech Files, (C)omplain To SysOp, (D)rop Carrier
MEOW ...SPLAT WOOF ...SPLAT (Raining cats and dogs).
MEOW is like Aloha; it can mean anything and usually does
MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
MERCHANTS do it to customers
MERCY! Look what just walked through the door!
MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
MERDE!!! I rescued the dragon!!
MERIT STONE-WHEAT CRACKERS! -- TV's Frank
MERMAIDS can't do it.
MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
MESSAGE (n): Tagline carrier.
MESSAGE (n): recipe carrier.
MESSAGE (n): tagline carrier.
MESSAGE ACKNOWLEDGED -- The Pershing II missiles have been launched.
MESSAGE GOES BOTTOMLESS IN PUBLIC ECHO; TAGLINE LEFT BEHIND
MESSAGE: (n) Tagline carrier.
MESSAGE: 5.8 - 4.6 - 5.0 - 4.9 * TAGLINE: 9.8 - 9.9 - 10 - 9.8 - 9.9!
MET: Misread and Eat Tape
METAL MANIAC hits one @TO@ for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Jason Rothstein for 2200 points of damage!
METAL MANIAC hits one Orville Bullitt for 2200 points of damage!
METALLURGISTS are screw'n edge.
METALLURGISTS do it in the street
METEOROLOGISTS do it at all levels.
METEOROLOGISTS do it unpredictably
METEOROLOGISTS do it with forecasts.
METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
METHODISTS do it by numbers
METRONOME - a small person riding the subway
METRONOME: A dwarf who lives in the city
METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism.
MFC: Mangle Following Command
MFM - Maximum Failure Mode?
MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next
MFM? RLL? IDE? SCSI? ESDI? I'm confused!
MFO: Mount Female Operator
MG: Money Guzzler
MGM Makes Great Movies
MHz - When something is really painful.
MI Many a slip between cups.
MI6 told me to Murder Pseudophile...with Machine Gun
MICE KRISPIES: Breakfast food for cats
MICE do it every day, but sometimes need their balls cleaned.
MICHAEL JACKSON does it to his nose.
MICHAEL LANDON - Little House UNDER The Prarie
MICHAEL MILKEN - Buy-Buy
MICHAELANGELO activates Mar 6th
MICK JAGGER - Gathering Moss
MICROBIOLOGISTS do it with culture.
MICROCHIP: The stuff in the bottom of the snack-food bag.
MICROSECOND: Delay between green light and honking horns.
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MICROSOFT: we are the leaders - wait for us!
MIDDLE AGED BOY - Crow's super hero
MIDDLE-AGE: Someone 10 years older than you are
MIDI Amin? Isn't he the moderator of the MIDI conference?
MIDI Guitar Rules!
MIDI interface and controller by Yo-Mama-ha
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Indefinitely
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely
MIF&gt;"Don't let it get around." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I like a customer who knows what she wants!" -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I wonder if they like to gamble." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I'll make it so simple even a Vulcan can understand." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"I'll wager 5 bars of latinum, on Sisko." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I'm not a thief.." - Quark "You are a thief!" - Odo
MIF&gt;"I'm your host, the proprietor." - Quark
MIF&gt;"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
MIF&gt;"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo
MIF&gt;"Indisposed? She's in a cocoon!" - Londo Molari.
MIF&gt;"Isn't that illegal?" -- Quark "Oh, spare us..." -- Odo
MIF&gt;"Just kidding about that God part. No offence." Ivanova
MIF&gt;"Just making sure where we stand." - G'Kar
MIF&gt;"Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
MIF&gt;"My brain will be five minutes dead before I trust a Centauri."
MIF&gt;"My shoes are too tight." -- Londo
MIF&gt;"Never trust ale from a God fearing people." - Quark
MIF&gt;"No boom?" - Garibaldi "No boom." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"Not diverting enough." - Quark
MIF&gt;"Run out of small children to butcher?" -- G'Kar
MIF&gt;"See-toe, Reach-oh, Malto-Ray." -- SoulHunter
MIF&gt;"Some things are better left buried.Z]Waribaldi
MIF&gt;"That's a lie." -- Bester "Yes it is. What's your point?"
MIF&gt;"There is a hole in your mind..."
MIF&gt;"This is a helluva time to think of this." - Ivanova
MIF&gt;"This kind of help we don't need." - Sinclair
MIF&gt;"We were trying to keep this quiet" - Sinclair "Nice job"
MIF&gt;"Well, that'll cut down on tourism." - Ivanova
MIGRAM activates any Saturday
MII: Mask all Interrupts and then Interrupt
MIISSSUUUURRRRREEEEEE
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV - The Party's Over
MILI: Move It or Lose It
MILIHELEN: The amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship.
MILITARY FAST: COLONEL O'CORN(l)
MILITARY TRUCKERS do it bigger, faster and further.
MILITARY TRUCKERS move bigger loads.
MILITARY cooks eat it.
MILK DRINKERS do a body good.
MILK: It's fitness you can drink
MILKMEN deliver twice a week.
MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.
MILLISECOND: Delay between a green light and honking horns
MILTON BERLE does it in his BVDs.
MILY I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
MIME! NETWORK, FAKING IT FOR JESUS!
MIMES do it without a sound.
MIMES don't do it; everyone hates a mime
MIND - the fault is with reality
MINE are a little bit more pouty - Joel on alien nipples
MINE, adj. Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.
MINE: on a Lincoln Town car.
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
MINERS do it deeper than divers
MINERS sink deeper shafts.
MINERVA.EXE running. YAKKO.SYS and WAKKO.SYS drooling
MINI-DISKETTE- A diskette left out in the rain.
MINIM: The time you spend with Vire when there is a long line
MINISTERS do it on Sundays.
MINISTERS do it vicariously
MINNESINGER: A boy soprano
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.
MINUTATER (min' u tay tur) The smallest french fry in the bag.
MIPS Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Performance
MIPS =&lt; Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
MIPS: Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed.
MIPS: The shapely part of a computer that sways
MIPS: Meaningless Index of Processor Speed.
MIPS: Shapely parts of a computer which sway laterally
MIPS: What my wife gives me sun up to sun down.
MIRACLE CURE!!! WD-40 banishes arthritis!!! - National Inquirer
MIRACLE(n):needed to get to the top when boss is childles
MIRAMANEEEEEEEEE! * Kirok
MISERY: a warm coke and a cold hotdog.
MISFORTUNE(n):the kind of fortune that never misses.
MISFORTUNE, n. The kind of fortune that never misses
MISS WORMWOOD! - Susie Derkins
MISSILE ENGINEERS do it in stages.
MISSILE MEN have better thrust.
MISSING TAGLINE...REWARD OFFERED
MISSING Tagline. Blue Eyes. Brown Hair. Savy Rhetoric!
MISSING: 1 eyed, 3-legged dog, answers to the name Lucky.
MISSING: Tagline, 57 characters long, last seen in Nevada.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Louisiana.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in New Jersey.
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Virginia
MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen on Fidonet.
MISSIONARY POSITION.....What Catholics assume while confessing
MISSUS MARTIAN - Tom's super hero
MISTAKE Something a virgin and a parachutist can only make once.
MISTAKE: The unmarried daughter of Mr. Stake.
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
MIT: The Georgia Tech of the North
MIXED EMOTION: When your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXED EMOTION: Your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new car.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" in sex ed class.
MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class.
MIXER : A place to mix in.
MIllard Pratt, SysOp
MK&gt; SM&gt; RO&gt; RC&gt; SF&gt; GP&gt; WD&gt; KF&gt; LP&gt;
MKII Doesn't even begin to compare to MKII! Or SSF2 to SSF2!
MKII: Get SMOKEd in the portal.
ML of W - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
ML&gt; I'm after some Calvin & Hobbes taglines.
MLA Multi Letter Acronym
MLAS Syndrome: um, I forgot what that means.
MLAS: Mind (or Memory) Like A Sieve
MLASBWABHII [Mind Like A Steel Bucket With A Bloody Hole In It])
MLASS Mind (or Memory) Like A Steel Sieve
MLB: Memory Left shift and Branch
MLP: Make Lousy Program
MLP: Multiply and Lose Precision
MLR: Move and Lose Record
MM-mm MM-mm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup, MM-mm Good!
MMF: Melt Main Frame
MMLG: Make Me Look Good
MMM-MM!! So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!
MMM..., No Sir..., I Don't Think So- Mr Horse.
MMM..., Shiny Butt! - Mr Horse.
MMMHHH....EiN PiLZ
MMMMMMM&gt; 2222222Tag fumeur222222222 Tag non fumeur
MMMMMMMMEAT - Tinker Galoot.
MMMMMmmmmmm &lt;Whack&gt; &lt;Slam&gt; Hot, Too Hot.
MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog! - Homer
MMMMOOOOOMMMMMM! - The Kurgan
MMMMyy dddaaammmnnn kkkeeeyyys aarreee sssttuucckk
MMMmmmm... OOOhhhh... AAAhhhh... Baby! This candy is good!
MMMyyy rrreeepppeeeaaattt kkkeeeyyy iiisss ssstttuuuccckkk
MMP? You voted for MMP? Now you've gone and done it!
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
MNI: Misread Next Instruction
MNP - Modem Needs Pizza?
MNP 5 Compresses data (about 2:1)
MNP means Modem Needs Pizza.
MNP: Modemer Needs Pizza
MNP: Man Needs (er ahem, ah, well... CENSORED)
MNP=Modemers Need Pizza
MOBILITY...The Ability To Act Like 1 Of The 3 Stooges !
MOBIUS STRIPPERS never show you their back side
MOCCASINS(n):Imitations of real transgressions.
MOD found: (C)ancel (N)ew (R)eplace , replacing
MODELS do it beautifully.
MODELS do it in any position.
MODELS do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on
MODEM Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM "moe-dem" n. Another word for Divorce
MODEM - Deterrent to receiving wanted & unwanted calls
MODEM - Money OweD to tElecoM
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
MODEM - My Other Dollar Eating Monster ... sorry kids
MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM : What to do with tall weeds
MODEM = Mechanism for acquiring massive phone bills
MODEM = Monumentally Overpriced Data eating Machine.
MODEM = USRobotics 21.6K HST / DUAL W/FAX !
MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.
MODEM N,: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
MODEM......A proven deterrent to phone solicitors
MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds
MODEM: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM: The root of all evil.
MODEM: Contraction, as in "Give me modem cookies!"
MODEM: Fun, Friends and a Happy Phone-Company
MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds.
MODEM: More Online Downloads,Exponately decreasing Money
MODEM: Most Obstinate Device Ever Manufactured
MODEM: The root of all evil.
MODEM: What to do with tall weeds
MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck and a spoon!
MODEM?! I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck
MODEMS %JH3 TAGFILE
MODERATOR of BORG. Your topic will be assimilated.
MODERATOR'S CAR BUMPERSTICKER: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait
MODERATOR.COM found: Restore ONTOPIC.SYS?
MODERATOR.SYS detected! LOAD ON_TOPIC.COM? (Y/n)
MODERATOR: (n), See god, despot, tyrant, oppressor, egomaniac
MODERATOR:"This Is A Tech help Echo! Please Don't Ask Questions Here."
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal.. don't you agree
MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
MODERN GIRL: One who'd rather be well formed that well informed.
MODESTY - What women in labor soon get over.
MODESTY: Something women in labor soon get over
MODESTY: What women in labor soon get over.
MODOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launcher.
MODULA: Mystical, Obsolete, Dumb, Useless Lanugage, Absolutely
MOE: Homer Sexual?.... awwww... c'mon, one of you guys must be Homer-sexual?!
MOG: Make Operator Growl
MOGUR þ
MOLE: A small, burrowing mammal, comprised of 6.023e23 molecules
MOLECULAR BIOLOGISTS do it with hot probes.
MOM (M)ultitasking (O)ffspring (M)anager
MOM! Chad stole my tagline!
MOM! LOOK! I'm evolved!
MOM! Bart's taking a picture of his butt! - Lisa Simpson
MOM! Goober formatted my hard drive!
MOM'S HINT #001: Cut off the crusts.
MOM'S HINT #002: Make real cocoa.
MOM'S HINT #003: Hang their drawings on the fridge.
MOM'S HINT #004: Say the clay ashtray is what you always wanted.
MOM'S HINT #005: Sing silly songs.
MOM'S HINT #006: Make goofy faces.
MOM'S HINT #007: Let them take off the training wheels.
MOM'S HINT #008: Remind the Tooth Fairy about inflation.
MOM'S HINT #009: Buy a good stain remover.
MOM'S HINT #010: Let them keep the kitten
MOM'S HINT #011: Remember when YOU misbehaved.
MOM'S HINT #012: If you don't know, say so.
MOM'S HINT #013: Let grandma spoil them.
MOM'S HINT #014: Let them stay up just a little bit longer.
MOM'S HINT #015: Lock up the good china.
MOM'S HINT #016: Tickle.
MOM'S HINT #017: Be a good sport.
MOM'S HINT #018: Be a good friend.
MOM'S HINT #019: Smile when your mother-in-law gives you advice.
MOM'S HINT #020: ALL mothers are working mothers.
MOM'S HINT #021: Ultimatums don't work.
MOM'S HINT #022: Bribes work.
MOM'S HINT #023: Hysteria will get you nowhere.
MOM'S HINT #024: Their first summer at camp is murder.
MOM'S HINT #025: Let them lick the spoon.
MOM'S HINT #026: Learn lots of lullabies.
MOM'S HINT #027: Breastfeeding in public goes over better in Europe.
MOM'S HINT #028: Learn to handle sleep deprivation.
MOM'S HINT #029: Have an answer ready for "Where do babies come from?"
MOM'S HINT #030: Don't flinch when they grow taller than you.
MOM'S HINT #031: Going to college doesn't mean they won't come back
MOM'S HINT #032: Don't teach them to parallel park.
MOM'S HINT #034: Think quick.
MOM'S HINT #035: Improvise.
MOM'S HINT #036: Sympathize.
MOM'S HINT #037: Remember: It's just a phase.
MOM'S HINT #038: "Wait till your father gets home" is a cop-out.
MOM'S HINT #039: "Because I said so" is a good reason.
MOM'S HINT #040: Never tell them how much they'll inherit.
MOM'S HINT #041: Teach them four precious words: "We can't afford it.".
MOM'S HINT #042: Carry Wash'n Dri.
MOM'S HINT #043: Smile when you change that diaper.
MOM'S HINT #044: It's absolutely okay to say "No".
MOM'S HINT #045: Buy chunky peanut butter in jumbo jars
MOM'S HINT #046: Run a credit line at the toy store.
MOM'S HINT #047: Forget suede.
MOM'S HINT #048: Teachers ARE underpaid.
MOM'S HINT #049: Learn the rules of football.
MOM'S HINT #050: Teach them to write thank you notes.
MOM'S HINT #051: Your teenage daughter WILL find you embarrassing.
MOM'S HINT #052: Cheese food is not cheese.
MOM'S HINT #053: Thirteen is too late to put them up for adoption.
MOM'S HINT #054: Potty training builds character (yours).
MOM'S HINT #055: Sibling rivalry builds character (theirs).
MOM'S HINT #056: Worry, worry, worry.
MOM'S HINT #057: Childbirth is not for wimps.
MOM'S HINT #058: Stretch marks are a badge of honor.
MOM'S HINT #059: Half your brain leaves with the placenta.
MOM'S HINT #060: Donate pre-pregnancy jeans to charity.
MOM'S HINT #061: Don't read the label on baby formula.
MOM'S HINT #062: With luck, they'll call you once a week when they leave
MOM'S HINT #063: With luck, they won't call collect.
MOM'S HINT #064: With luck, they'll pay for their own therapy when grown
MOM'S HINT #065: No matter what, they'll always be your babies.
MOM'S HINT #066: The older they get, the wiser you'll seem.
MOM'S HINT #067: Just when you've got them figured out, they change.
MOM'S HINT #068: Kiss it an make it better.
MOM'S HINT #069: Make ice cube popsicles.
MOM'S HINT #070: If you promised, do it.
MOM'S HINT #071: Watch what you promise.
MOM'S HINT #072: When in doubt, say "We'll see."
MOM'S HINT #073: Bunk beds are cool.
MOM'S HINT #074: You'll sometimes act just like YOUR mother.
MOM'S HINT #075: Buy Permapress.
MOM'S HINT #076: Use the honor system.
MOM'S HINT #077: You can only shoot so much videotape.
MOM'S HINT #078: Pose good questions.
MOM'S HINT #079: Colic happens.
MOM'S HINT #080: Cowlicks happen.
MOM'S HINT #081: Look what being a martyr got Joan of Arc.
MOM'S HINT #082: A dishwasher is not a luxury.
MOM'S HINT #083: The new math is harder than the old math.
MOM'S HINT #084: Let's hear it for leftovers.
MOM'S HINT #085: Don't leave their teddy bear behind.
MOM'S HINT #086: Learn to make daisy chains.
MOM'S HINT #087: Not everyone can be a valedictorian.
MOM'S HINT #088: They're never too old to scold.
MOM'S HINT #089: They're never too big to hug.
MOM'S HINT #090: They're never too smart to receive some good advice.
MOM'S HINT #091: They're never too rich to take home your clothes
MOM'S HINT #092: Don't remind your grown son you changed his diapers.
MOM'S HINT #093: If they grow up to be doctors, take the credit.
MOM'S HINT #094: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT #095: If they become pro-athletes, take the house & car.
MOM'S HINT #096: If they become politicians they were switched at birth.
MOM'S HINT #097: Don't teach the kids your fear of bugs.
MOM'S HINT #098: Take them to a petting zoo.
MOM'S HINT #099: Don't use a pediatrician who isn't a parent.
MOM'S HINT #100: You can never have too many Kleenex.
MOM'S HINT #101: Reserve the New Year's Eve babysitter on January 2.
MOM'S HINT #102: You can blame just about anything on teething.
MOM'S HINT #103: Some of the great minds of our time were bed wetters.
MOM'S HINT #104: Let someone else break the news about Santa Claus.
MOM'S HINT #105: Not everyone can win the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
MOM'S HINT #106: Iodine really DOES sting.
MOM'S HINT #107: Mother's Day comes but once a year--milk it.
MOM'S HINT #108: Adjust allowances for cost of living.
MOM'S HINT #109: Cookie dough is better than cookies.
MOM'S HINT #110: Don't let the kids forget Father's Day.
MOM'S HINT #111: Tie their mittens together.
MOM'S HINT #112: When they say they've got to go, stop!
MOM'S HINT #113: An unmade bed is easier to get into.
MOM'S HINT #114: Prove there's no monster under the bed.
MOM'S HINT #115: Hugs are the antidotes to nightmares.
MOM'S HINT #116: Don't put their favorite blankie in the wash.
MOM'S HINT #117: Disney World is not optional.
MOM'S HINT #118: A little fast food never killed anyone.
MOM'S HINT #119: They already know more about computers than you do.
MOM'S HINT #120: Even George Bush didn't eat his broccoli.
MOM'S HINT #121: Teach the kids to recycle.
MOM'S HINT #122: Someday your son will love another woman.
MOM'S HINT #123: When they leave home, you'll actually miss them.
MOM'S HINT #124: Whatever your age, you're too young to be a grandma.
MOM'S HINT #125: The more they tease you, the more you're loved.
MOM'S HINT #126: Always make their favorite dish when they visit.
MOM'S HINT #127: Believe it or not, SATs aren't everything.
MOM'S HINT #128: Yes, it's important they wear what their friends wear.
MOM'S HINT #129: Teenagers are SUPPOSED to dress goofy.
MOM'S HINT #130: Yes, we're all tired of dinosaurs.
MOM'S HINT #131: Anyone can make a secret special sauce.
MOM'S HINT #132: Buy them a globe.
MOM'S HINT #133: Socks and underwear are not gifts.
MOM'S HINT #134: Ear thermometers beat rectal any day.
MOM'S HINT #135: Hide old toys and reintroduce them next week.
MOM'S HINT #136: Bribe the babysitter with Hagen-Dazs.
MOM'S HINT #137: No matter what, your son will wind up with a toy gun.
MOM'S HINT #138: No matter what, your daughter will want Barbie.
MOM'S HINT #139: No matter what, you will memorize GOOD NIGHT MOON.
MOM'S HINT #140: Puberty was hell for you too.
MOM'S HINT #141: They'll always bring home their laundry.
MOM'S HINT #142: Courage.
MOM'S HINT #143: Grace doesn't count unless it's under pressure.
MOM'S HINT #144: Many geniuses were late bloomers.
MOM'S HINT #145: When you retire, feel free to spend their inheritance.
MOM'S HINT #146: Hold their hands during vaccinations.
MOM'S HINT #147: Look encouraging at the dentist.
MOM'S HINT #148: Don't give your son a crew cut.
MOM'S HINT #149: "Bambi" is too scary for five-year olds.
MOM'S HINT #150: Froot Loops are NOT a balanced meal.
MOM'S HINT #151: Yes, they need all sixty-four Crayolas.
MOM'S HINT #152: No, they can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #153: Chicken soup couldn't hurt.
MOM'S HINT #154: Keep the cookie jar full.
MOM'S HINT #155: Tuck them in.
MOM'S HINT #156: Add sound effects to the bedtime story.
MOM'S HINT #157: No, they REALLY can't have a pony.
MOM'S HINT #158: Gingerbread houses aren't worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #159: Tollhouse cookies ARE worth the work.
MOM'S HINT #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes.
MOM'S HINT #161: Don't tell you helped blow out the candles.
MOM'S HINT #162: Kids give more gifts than they'll receive.
MOM'S HINT #163: Kids WILL drink straight from the carton.
MOM'S HINT #164: Look sad when the snowman melts.
MOM'S HINT #165: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange.
MOM'S HINT #166: A sense of humor is a necessity.
MOM'S HINT #167: They don't call it women's intuition for nothing.
MOM'S HINT #168: Insist on short-haired dogs.
MOM'S HINT #169: Coax the cat out of the tree
MOM'S HINT #170: For the last time, a pony is out!
MOM'S HINT #171: Sew name tags in their underwear.
MOM'S HINT #172: Be a den mother.
MOM'S HINT #173: Let your daughter have a training bra.
MOM'S HINT #174: Buy your share of EXPENSIVE Girl Scout cookies
MOM'S HINT #175: Cultivate the art of napping.
MOM'S HINT #176: Washable markers aren't.
MOM'S HINT #177: Help build a sandcastle.
MOM'S HINT #178: Let them make a fort out of boxes.
MOM'S HINT #179: Piano lessons aren't for everyone.
MOM'S HINT #180: Tell Dad to share the toy trains.
MOM'S HINT #181: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOM'S HINT #182: Host a slumber party.
MOM'S HINT #183: Don't hover.
MOM'S HINT #184: Childhood doesn't go as fast as they say.
MOM'S HINT #185: Don't make your twelve-year-old shop for underwear.
MOM'S HINT #186: Take snapshots on the first day of school.
MOM'S HINT #187: Help carve a pumpkin.
MOM'S HINT #188: Sail paper airplanes.
MOM'S HINT #189: Teach them to whistle.
MOM'S HINT #190: Volunteer for class trips.
MOM'S HINT #191: Join the PTA.
MOM'S HINT #192: Don't panic.
MOM'S HINT #193: Hunt for four-leaf clovers.
MOM'S HINT #194: Befriend other mothers.
MOM'S HINT #195: Don't let kids record answering machine messages.
MOM'S HINT #196: Scotchguard everything.
MOM'S HINT #197: There's a little Martha Stewart in all of us.
MOM'S HINT #198: Never use the check-out with the candy display.
MOM'S HINT #199: All car trip diversions last three minutes.
MOM'S HINT #200: Snowsuits induce the desire to go to the bathroom.
MOM'S HINT #201: Let them eat Oreos inside-out.
MOM'S HINT #202: Be ready when kids ask "What were the Beatles?".
MOM'S HINT #203: You did SO do that at their ages.
MOM'S HINT #204: The more solemn the moment, the louder they cry.
MOM'S HINT #205: Kids get dirty quicker on more important occasions.
MOM'S HINT #206: Don't take kids grocery shopping on empty stomachs.
MOM'S HINT #207: Forget your moral objections to pacifiers.
MOM'S HINT #208: Forbidden junk food will be eaten at neighbor's house.
MOM'S HINT #209: Prohibited TV shows will be watched at neighbor's home.
MOM'S HINT #210: Tell know-it-alls: Mind your own business.
MOM'S HINT #211: Put a lock on your bedroom door.
MOM'S HINT #212: Trust your instincts.
MOM'S HINT #213: Occasionally you WILL use the TV as a babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #214: If they won't clean their plates, use smaller plates.
MOM'S HINT #215: Pack school lunches with good trading items.
MOM'S HINT #216: There's a lot of wisdom in MAD magazine.
MOM'S HINT #217: Don't flush the fish.
MOM'S HINT #218: Let them eat cake.
MOM'S HINT #219: Let them eat animal crackers.
MOM'S HINT #220: Keep smiling.
MOM'S HINT #221: There's no escaping car pools.
MOM'S HINT #222: Yes, they'll need braces.
MOM'S HINT #223: Yes, they'll need stitches.
MOM'S HINT #224: Guilt is an art form.
MOM'S HINT #225: Curfews are made to be broken.
MOM'S HINT #226: Dry their tears.
MOM'S HINT #227: Play Name the State Capitals.
MOM'S HINT #228: Teach them to read maps.
MOM'S HINT #229: Do a jigsaw puzzle together.
MOM'S HINT #230: Ask only that they try their best.
MOM'S HINT #231: Your son's wife will not be pretty enough.
MOM'S HINT #232: Your daughter's husband will not earn enough.
MOM'S HINT #233: When they have kids, they'll REALLY appreciate you.
MOM'S HINT #234: Grandchildren are for spoiling.
MOM'S HINT #235: Transfer old home movies to video.
MOM'S HINT #236: Make lemonade from real lemons.
MOM'S HINT #237: It's your duty to brag.
MOM'S HINT #238: Point out that your granddaughter has your eyes.
MOM'S HINT #239: Be sure to mention that your grandson has your smile.
MOM'S HINT #240: Let your daughter think she's a better mother than you.
MOM'S HINT #241: When daughter's in labor don't say "Now you know.".
MOM'S HINT #242: Teenage daughters are hazardous to your health.
MOM'S HINT #243: Teenage sons are hazardous to their own health.
MOM'S HINT #244: How long CAN you put off the birds & bees lecture?
MOM'S HINT #245: How many times can you rewrite your will?
MOM'S HINT #246: Never buy retail.
MOM'S HINT #247: Cheer when they get their driver's licenses.
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
MOM'S HINT #249: Send a care package to college.
MOM'S HINT #250: Resist the impulse to clean their dorm rooms.
MOM'S HINT #251: If they become Ivy Leaguers it's because of YOUR genes.
MOM'S HINT #252: If they're going to State, it's because of Dad's genes.
MOM'S HINT #253: Teach them to swim early.
MOM'S HINT #254: Insist on bike helmets.
MOM'S HINT #255: Learn CPR.
MOM'S HINT #256: Take them to the circus.
MOM'S HINT #257: Send an apple for the teacher.
MOM'S HINT #258: No blue hair.
MOM'S HINT #259: Remind them when it's your silver anniversary.
MOM'S HINT #260: Forbid them to put you in a nursing home.
MOM'S HINT #261: Threaten to haunt them from beyond the grave.
MOM'S HINT #262: Ask them for advice once in a while.
MOM'S HINT #263: Look humble when they say "How'd you do it, Mom?"
MOM'S HINT #264: Pass along your wedding dress to your daughter.
MOM'S HINT #265: Give Snickers at Halloween.
MOM'S HINT #266: Remember the names of their stuffed animals.
MOM'S HINT #267: Watch all the Peanuts TV specials.
MOM'S HINT #268: Buy industrial-size detergent boxes.
MOM'S HINT #269: Learn to say "Watch out!" with feeling.
MOM'S HINT #270: Buy them cool lunch boxes.
MOM'S HINT #271: Remain calm when you find your son's "Playboy".
MOM'S HINT #272: Remain calm when you find daughter's birth control.
MOM'S HINT #273: Your daughter's house will never be as clean as yours.
MOM'S HINT #274: Dance a tango at your child's wedding.
MOM'S HINT #275: Reminisce.
MOM'S HINT #276: Make their Halloween costumes.
MOM'S HINT #277: Play Scrabble with them.
MOM'S HINT #278: Play cards with them.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good news and bad: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #279: Good/bad news: Anything can be a toy.
MOM'S HINT #280: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're walking.
MOM'S HINT #282: Good news & bad: Before you know it they're in college.
MOM'S HINT #283: Keep a first-aid kit handy.
MOM'S HINT #284: You and Dad need a "Date Night".
MOM'S HINT #285: Let them make their own sundaes.
MOM'S HINT #286: Don't show their dates naked baby pictures.
MOM'S HINT #287: Traditions are important.
MOM'S HINT #288: Don't forget, each new kid is a tax deduction.
MOM'S HINT #289: Teach them to love libraries.
MOM'S HINT #290: Help start a stamp collection.
MOM'S HINT #291: Give pennies for piggy banks.
MOM'S HINT #292: Learn to love Trolls.
MOM'S HINT #293: Pray for a chicken pox vaccine.
MOM'S HINT #294: Don't insist on combing your daughter's hair in public.
MOM'S HINT #295: Try to get some breakfast in them.
MOM'S HINT #296: Ice cream still solves most problems.
MOM'S HINT #297: You can't praise a kid too much.
MOM'S HINT #298: Buy them a good dictionary.
MOM'S HINT #299: Let them have an aquarium.
MOM'S HINT #300: Shiny thing in driveway is your kid's new retainer.
MOM'S HINT #301: Always look before sitting.
MOM'S HINT #302: Have a snowball fight.
MOM'S HINT #303: Hold hands while crossing.
MOM'S HINT #304: Let them visit where you work.
MOM'S HINT #305: No matter what, they'll bring home colds from school.
MOM'S HINT #306: Remember what happened to Joan Crawford.
MOM'S HINT #307: Don't weep when the school bus takes them away.
MOM'S HINT #308: Attend school plays.
MOM'S HINT #309: Don't yell at Little League umpires.
MOM'S HINT #310: Junior High is traumatic.
MOM'S HINT #311: Everyone tries to get out of gym class.
MOM'S HINT #312: Before disciplining -- decompress.
MOM'S HINT #313: They'll outgrow their shoes before the laces get dirty.
MOM'S HINT #313: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT #314: Let them play dress up.
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
MOM'S HINT #316: Learn to catch a boomerang.
MOM'S HINT #317: If they created it at camp, put it on display.
MOM'S HINT #318: Food fights happen.
MOM'S HINT #319: Get washable wallpaper.
MOM'S HINT #320: Don't let them call you by your first name.
MOM'S HINT #321: They DO look cutest when they're sleeping.
MOM'S HINT #322: Tell ghost stories.
MOM'S HINT #323: Kids love antiheroes.
MOM'S HINT #324: Remember how your mother felt about Mick Jagger.
MOM'S HINT #325: Celebrate Velcro!
MOM'S HINT #326: Record their singing.
MOM'S HINT #327: She's all grown up when she stretches your sweater.
MOM'S HINT #328: You know your son's grown up when he blushes.
MOM'S HINT #329: Hang a tire swing.
MOM'S HINT #330: They'll eat paper and dirt and survive.
MOM'S HINT #331: If all else fails, take them to the video arcade.
MOM'S HINT #332: Let them get their ears pierced.
MOM'S HINT #333: Monster truck rallies can be educational.
MOM'S HINT #334: Let them play cowboy.
MOM'S HINT #335: Discourage them from tying up the babysitter.
MOM'S HINT #336: Don't hold up other people's children as role models.
MOM'S HINT #337: When they fall asleep in the stroller, don't move them.
MOM'S HINT #338: Show them photos of yourself as a child.
MOM'S HINT #339: Let's hear it for stereo headphones.
MOM'S HINT #340: Cartoons are a good way to learn classical music.
MOM'S HINT #341: Don't kiss teens in front of their friends.
MOM'S HINT #342: No credit cards until they graduate.
MOM'S HINT #343: Check before believing Dad said it was okay.
MOM'S HINT #344: Murphy's Law is true.
MOM'S HINT #345: Feel free to remind them of your labor pains.
MOM'S HINT #346: Sometimes you'll have to tell little white lies.
MOM'S HINT #347: Remember that you used Cliff Notes too.
MOM'S HINT #348: At least comic books mean they're reading.
MOM'S HINT #349: Disposable diapers are worth the guilt.
MOM'S HINT #350: Don't buy infant clothes without snaps.
MOM'S HINT #351: Clothes that fit just right are too small.
MOM'S HINT #352: Everybody's a critic.
MOM'S HINT #353: Get call waiting.
MOM'S HINT #354: If you have teenagers, get your own phone.
MOM'S HINT #355: You know more about chaos theory than most physicists.
MOM'S HINT #356: Grass stains are Mother Nature's way of saying "Hi".
MOM'S HINT #357: Nervous breakdowns-Nature saying "Take it easy.".
MOM'S HINT #358: Arrange to sleep in at least once a month.
MOM'S HINT #359: Know when enough is enough.
MOM'S HINT #360: Don't mention their zits.
MOM'S HINT #361: When technology is ready, clone yourself.
MOM'S HINT #362: Let your daughter wear your high heels.
MOM'S HINT #363: Admire your son's mustache even if you can't see it.
MOM'S HINT #364: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book.
MOM'S HINT #364: Plumbers (at $35 an hour) are the best babysitters
MOM'S HINT #365: Teach them to drive on ice
MOM'S HINT #365: You'll never stop wondering if you did a good job.
MOM'S HINT #366: A computer is not a luxury
MOM'S HINT #367: Discourage grown kid's from writing a tell-all book
MOM'S HINT #369: Never steal your mother's taglines!
MOM'S HINT: If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame.
MOM'S HINT: Tell your daughter she CAN be a fire fighter.
MOM, Bart's taking a picture of his butt! - Lisa
MOMENTREPRENEUR
MOMMY! Billy Gates called me a DIPswitch!
MOMMY.COM and DADDY.COM not present..Dowhatchawannado!
MONAGE A TROIS I am three years old
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
MONDAY! Didn't we already have one this week?
MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
MONDAY: The day after the ball game
MONEY GOING OUT LIKE THE TIDE!
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! (Send $20 for more info)
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Send $9.95 for info
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. Please send $20 for more info.
MONEY LENDER: A person who takes a lot of intrest in his work
MONEY TALKS but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is SEE YA!
MONEY TALKS ... buy me a Eclipse!
MONEY TALKS But all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS... and I want to say hello to yours
MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
MONEY TALKS... but it speaks Japanese!
MONEY TALKS.....Mine is forever saying Goodbye
MONEY TALKS...mine always says, "Take me shopping!"
MONEY: It can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery
MONKS do it by hand
MONOCHROME: Couldn't afford color.
MONOPOLY is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
MONXLA activates the 13th of any month
MOO! It's a cow thing.
MOON CRESCENT POWER! - Sailor Moon
MOON RIVER, WIDER THAN A MILE; WHEN'S THE NEXT SODDING FERRY?
MOON TYRANNOSAURUS POWER! - Sailor Red Ranger
MOON, FULL : An object that obscures recently discovered novae.
MOON.....TIARA......uh, er,..NARF! - Sailor Pinky
MOONIES do it within sects.
MOOOOOOOO oh! MOOOOOO!
MOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
MOOSEHEAD: A great beer and a new experience for a moose.
MOP AND GLOW, Floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team.
MOP: Modify Operator's Personality
MOPAR = Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly!
MOPAR: Most Our Parts Are Rusted
MORAL FIBER -- Now available from General Mills.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj. Having the quality of general expediency.
MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right.
MORAL, adj. Having the quality of general expediency.
MORALE IMPROVED, BUT NOW I ENJOY THE BEATINGS!
MORBID: higher offer
MORE FUN THAN FLYING TOASTERS, EH?
MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
MORE tax contributions? I gave at the office!
MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much.
MORF Male OR Female?
MORK! Is that you?
MORTAL KOMBAT, have fun, play the game, kill your friends
MORTHOS ACCESS -- let's give it...na, better wait and give 'em a chance
MORTHOS ACCESS -- it's not just for kids anymore
MORTHOS ACCESS -- what do you and garbage have in common? Both dumped.
MORTICIANS do it gravely
MOSES - Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
MOSES to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go
MOSFET's Plumbing and Fence.. A good Source for Drains and Gates.
MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all
MOSQUITO: Mother Nature's way of making us appreciate spiders
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTHER GOOSE - A tisket, a tasket, A big mahogany casket
MOTHER'S DAY: Nine months after Father's Day.
MOTHER'S WEIGHT--- None of your damn business.
MOTHER: The parent who changes their child's smelly nappy at 3am
MOTHERS do it with their children.
MOTORCYCLE RIDERS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS do it with spread legs
MOTORCYCLISTS like it with chains.
MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.
MOTORCYCLISTS need a side stand.
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOXERS do it in the dirt.
MOTSFC (Member of the Smiley Face Conspiracy ;))
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MOTSS is an Internet newsgroup that refers to Members Of The Same Sex.
MOU: MOunt User [causes computer to screw you]
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it on the rocks
MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS do it with ropes.
MOUNTAIN DEW: Operator fuel
MOUNTAIN.DEW not found - Operator halted!
MOUNTAINEER: Someone who always wants to take one more peak
MOUNTAINEERS do it with ropes
MOURNER: SAME AS A NOONER BUT SOONER
MOUSE(n): elephant produced by Japanese engineers
MOUSE-DRIVEN: Runs at the speed of a hamster on an exercise wheel.
MOUSE.COM detected. Run CAT.EXE to delete? [y/n]
MOUSE.COM detected. Run CAT.EXE to delete? (Y/N)
MOUSE.COM not found. (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE: A peripheral for removing dirt from your desk.
MOUSE: Species of rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSE: A cat-toy which brinks on the cheesy.
MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers.
MOUSTACHE(n):flow through buffer for dinner
MOV AX, 0013h; INT 10h to switch to Graph 320x200x256
MOVIE STARS do it on film.
MOZART - DIP (Decomposing In Peace)
MOn some clear disk ya' kin seek foreva'
MP stands for Magnificent Pension
MPE My Point Exactly!
MPLP: Make Pretty Light Pattern
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
MPro 1.51 Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears.
MPro 1.53 Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows
MPro 1.53 Lestat's high-rise: The Vampire State Building
MPro 1.53 Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
MPro 1.53 Taglines make great Christmas gifts
MQ13 "Well, then aren't you the clever ones?" NWO
MQ15 "You're an animal!" "No. Worse. Human." RT
MQ21 "This was no boating accident!" (not Jaws.) S
MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!
MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN
MR. BILL . . .Ooooohhh Nooooooooooo¨{‘²ÆÅ NO CARRIER
MR. CARSON - Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
MR. CHRISTIAN ANDERSON - Look, Ma, No Hans!
MR. ED - "Can't Talk Now, of course, of course."
MR. PAPER CUT - Joel's super hero
MR. PICKWICK - Gone to The Dickens
MR. TORN - RIP
MR. VONDEE NATHANIEL TETTEH,{R.M.CADET}
MR. WIZARD!!! I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
MR. WIZARD!!! I don't wanna be a programmer anymore!!!!
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
MR. WORF! THAT IS AN ORDER! --Riker
MRE = Meals Rejected by Everybody
MRE Beverage Base Powder: "it's doing something to my cup."
MRE: Gummint efficiency. Three lies for the price of one!
MRFA : It's not just a good idea...it's the law!
MRFA : Where intellectual giants come to frolic.
MRFA...&lt;M&gt;ales &lt;R&gt;econditioning &lt;F&gt;emale &lt;A&gt;ttitudes
MRFA...where mind and spirit come together and have a really good time
MRFAthe club that dares to ask the question,"Huh?"
MRFAwhere all are one and one are all
MRS. DYLAN - Lay Lady, Lay
MRS. MUIR - She Finally Gave Up The Ghost
MRS. O'LEARY'S COW - Kicked the Bucket
MRZ: Make Random Zap
MRducks. MRnot! MRso! Cedar wings? ...Whale oil beef hooked, MRducks!
MS DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS DOS of Borg: Press any key to be assimilated
MS Lemmings plunging into the sea of FUD
MS Visual Basic - You too can program like Bill Gates
MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in.
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
MS Windows Pen Extensions: Are we mice, or are we pens?
MS Windows support line, how may we defenestrate you?
MS Windows! From the people that brought you EDLIN!
MS Windows, from the people who brought you EDLIN.
MS Windows, yesterday's software tomorrow!
MS Windows....Symbolism without Substance!
MS Windows: vedi, vidi, shelfi
MS Windows: How to turn a 486DX into an Etch-A-Sketch
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS decided that in NZ, they'd skip to DOS 7 (to avoid sux)!
MS gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house
MS, Microsoft, Windows and Windows NT are registered trademarks of
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore Julian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (J)ulian
MS-DAX 6.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore
MS-DOG Error #10: Upgrade will cost $25, available in 1 week.Promise!
MS-DOG Error #11: Nothing serious...Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue.
MS-DOG Error #3: Keyboard not found...press RETURN.
MS-DOG Error #4: Press any key to continue, any other key to quit.
MS-DOS - Just Say Abort, Retry, Ignore
MS-DOS - celebrating ten years of continous obsolescence.
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
MS-DOS 6... from the makers of EDLIN!
MS-DOS 6.0 -- Now you can't just blame Windows!
MS-DOS 6.0 Error! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS 6.0...and I thought Windows was a virus!
MS-DOS 6.0: The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS 6.0: no longer vaporware, but it smells anyway
MS-DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS
MS-DOS 6.x problem! (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue Microsoft?
MS-DOS = Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS = Only Amiga makes it possible. - Commodore Amiga
MS-DOS = Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS = suit & tie * Mac = cool shades * Amiga = high heels & a whip
MS-DOS = suit & tie, Macintosh = cool shades, Amiga = high heels & leather
MS-DOS ERROR:Corrupted File (A)bort (R)etry (F)TP Sporken anon.
MS-DOS ERROR:Unknown Identity. (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue Microsoft
MS-DOS Rant Meter EMPTY [#################...] FULL
MS-DOS SIX.0: The Nightmare Continues.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.
MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used in laborat
MS-DOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight--it took
MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids.
MS-DOS is a boot sector virus!
MS-DOS is loaded high and passed out on the couch
MS-DOS is to a real OS as "creation science" is to paleontology.
MS-DOS must die!
MS-DOS or IBM-DOS? What's the diff?... Arghhhhhh!
MS-DOS v6.0 virus scan: OS/2 detected! Delete? (Y/n) _
MS-DOS--Just say "no"
MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
MS-DOS.DR DOS' Sister.
MS-DOS6: Brought to you by the creators of DOS 4.0
MS-DOS6: From the creators of EDLIN, DOS 4.0 & WINDOWS.
MS-DOS: Celebrating 13 years of continuous obsolecence.
MS-DOS: MR-DOS's sister; DR DOS: MS-DOS's Gynecologist.
MS-DOS: Mister Satan's Demonic Operating System
MS-DOS: Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS: The McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS: if you believe in a flat Earth, this is the OS for you.
MS-DOS: Christianity, Mac = Buddhism, Amiga = pagan sex magick
MS-DOS: Gates to nowhere
MS-DOS: Just Say No!
MS-DOS: Microsoft Seeks Dominion Over Society
MS-DOS: Mighty Slow-Decrepit Old System
MS-DOS: Morons Shouldn't Design Operating Systems
MS-DOS: My Slow Dratted Old System.
MS-DOS: Republican, Macintosh = Democrat, Amiga = anarchist
MS-DOS: celebrating eighteen years of obsolescence
MS-DOS: celebrating fifteen years of continuous obsolescence.
MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms.
MS-DOS: the McDonald's of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the Ronald Reagan of operating systems.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Democrats.
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
MS-DOS? Foutjuuuuh bedankt!
MS-Whore: Microsoft Prostitute
MS-Windows - A colorful clown suit for DOS.
MS-Windows = Mainly Slow When It's Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
MS-Windows from the People who brought you EDLIN!
MS-Windows95, from the folks who gave us EDLIN!
MS-Windows: Multiple Sclerose Windows
MS: Multiple Sclerose
MSAV: = MisSed All Viruses
MSDOS - Most Significantly Disfunctionate Operating System
MSDOS 6 is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS 6.0 - Because there aren't enough problems in the w
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!
MSDOS is a boot sector virus.
MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spencer
MSDOS isn't dead. It just smells like it
MSDOS upgrade installed - press your luck to continue.
MSDOS was created to keep idiots away from Unix
MSDOS&PCDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
MSDOS, PCDOS, DRDOS, 4DOS, DILDOS
MSDOS: Just Say NO!
MSFT: ManySystemsFailingTogether
MSG 1 of 16534 (sigh)
MSG...COOH(CH2)2 CH(NH2) COONa.
MSGD: Make Screen Go Dim
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 or is it already?
MSI - Connecting The World In '94
MSI - Honking off the world in '95
MSI - Losing market share in '94... '95... '96
MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93
MSI - Running out of cutesy taglines in '95
MSI - Trying to FINALLY get it together in '92
MSI - stripping ANSI in '91, '92, '93, '94, '95
MSI HQ! BBS - Home of Off-Line Xpress 805-395-0650
MSM: (Madras & Southern Mahratta Railway) Mail Slowly Moving.
MSNTBC is Still the One to See in 2003!
MSNTBC is having problems with BBC7! Instead, it's time for LBC News 1152
MSNTBC presents, The Sunday Movie of the Week
MSNTBC presents, The Sunday Movie of the Week
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSP: Mistake Sign for Parity
MSPI: Make Sure Plugged In
MSR: Melt Special Register
MST3K Rocks !!!!!!! (cough, hack, Wheeze)
MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
MST3K 3-5 PART III: I - O 900 Taglines
MST3K: Funnier than Siskel. Thinner than Ebert.
MST3K: THE ECHO "Oh bite me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO "Oh byte me, it's fun!"
MST3K: THE FIDONET ECHO - "Cheesy Movies For A Cheesy World"
MST3k: The Gathering
MST: Mount Scotch Tape
MSTie and Fanimaniac
MSTies of Borg: Assimilate the tapes.
MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus
MT%HRDV: Mag Tape \(em High speed Rewind and Drop Vaccuum
MT-ness is owning a Roland
MT.DEW not found ... Sysop not started
MT: Muddle Through
MTE: Mangle Tape on Exit
MTG may not be an RPG, but it's a damn fine card game!
MTI: Make Tape Invalid
MTP: MounT Programmer
MTV - Where's the music? On VH-1! :)
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think
MTV -- why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, or speak
MTV is my source for new music
MTV's JACKASS: for those who find professional wrestling too hard to follow...
MTV's JACKASS: the bastard offspring of the Three Stooges and the X-games.
MTV-1 --- Usually the same as MTV, but it's a better kind of Music TeleVision
MTV-1's problem: mtv
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV1: More Television Violence at One (O'Clock)
MTV: We never said you could drink it
MTV: We never said you could drink it
MTV: Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
MUDDERS DO IT over the internet.
MUDDERS do it over the InterNet
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand house renovating method.
MUDSLIDE : New Zealand land clearance method.
MUDders do it over the InterNet.
MUG: Make Ugly Graphics
MUGGER: A benevolent citizen of the streets who frequently spares the lives of
MUHAMMED ALI - Punched out
MULDER.EXE and SCULLY.BAT. Are those the XFILES?
MULTITASKERS do it everywhere: Concurrently!
MULTITASKING: Blinking BOTH eyes at the same time.
MULTITASKING: Leaving a message AND a tagline.
MULTITASKING: Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING: Taking a shower while you mail downloads.
MULTITASKING: Walking and chewing gum.
MULTITASKING: Honking horn and running over cat.
MULTITASKING: Making love AND farting.
MULTITASKING: Screwing up several things at once!
MULTITASKING: Start a download. Get a beer.
MUM: Multi-Use Mnemonics
MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE POOF!
MUMPS? Ooh, the kissing disease! My little girl's growin' up!
MUNG - Recurisve acronym for "MUNG until no good".
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT:
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Beer Math -&gt; 2 beers time 37 men equals 49 cases
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Body count math -&gt; 3 guerrillas plus 1 probale plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Friendly fire isn't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove ANYTHING
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If the enemy is in range, so are you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If the sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Incoming fire has the right of way
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Interchangeable parts aren't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able toget out
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Murphy was a grunt
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No plan survives the first contact, intact
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: No-combat ready group has passed inspection
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support despertly
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Remember, a retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Suppressive fires - won't
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The easy way is always mined
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The enemy never watches until you make a mistake
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The important things are always simple
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The most dangerous thing in the world is a second lieutenant with a map and a compass
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal Of Honor
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The one item you need is always in short supply
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The simple things are always hard
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: There is always a way
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Tracers work both ways
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When in doubt empty the magizine
MURHPY'S LAWS OF COMBAT: When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
MURPHY (Swami) activates Apr 15th
MURPHY WAS AN OPTOMIST
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal Of Honor
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose,
MURPHY'S LAW OF COMBAT: When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: Smiling makes people wonder what you're thinking.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: The best way to hold someone is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW OF SEX: A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a rid
MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS - Things get worse under pressure.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX - Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: "This won't hurt, I promise."
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Do it only with the best.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Feeling good? Don't worry, you'll get over it
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: If you try to please everyone, no one will like it
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: It is always the wrong time of month.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love comes in spurts.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love is a hole in the heart.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never say no.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: No sex with anyone in the same office.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Nothing improves with age.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: One good turn gets most of the blankets.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex has no calories.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The world does not revolve on an axis.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: The younger the better.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: Virginity can be cured.
MURPHY'S LAW ON SEX: When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will.
MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch
MURPHY'S LAW: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: A man in the house is worth two in the street
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: If the effort that wethis down-watch".(Know it -blow it)
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: It is always the wrong time of month
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Love is a hole in the heart
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Love your neighbor, but don't get caught
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Nothing improves with age
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex has no calories
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex is dirty only if it's done right
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The best way to hold a man is in your arms
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down. (Just one more throw)
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: The younger the better
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: There is no remedy for sex but more sex
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Only too little wine
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: Virginity can be cured
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX: When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
MUSHROOMS ARE THE OPIUM OF THE MOOSES
MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE ***
MUSIC HACKERS do it at 3 am
MUSIC HACKERS do it audibly
MUSIC HACKERS do it in concert
MUSIC HACKERS do it in scores
MUSIC HACKERS do it with more movements
MUSIC HACKERS do it with their organs
MUSIC HACKERS want to do it in realtime
MUSIC MAJORS do it in a chord.
MUSICI Musicians do it together.
MUSICIANS do it in the practice room.
MUSICIANS do it on a higher scale.
MUSICIANS do it rhythmically
MUSICIANS do it with rhythm
MUSICIANS duet
MUSICIANS duet better.
MUSICIANS duet.
MUSICIANS know how to blow.
MUST CUT THE CHEESE!! - Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim
MUST you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle ?
MUST... DESTROY... MANKIND....... oops! Time for lunch!
MUSTANG Software: making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
MUTANTS = Men Under the Arcane Notion They're Special.
MUTANTS! Surrender now, or be DESTROYED!
MUTANTS: Men Under The Arcane Notion They're Special.
MUTATE NOW! Avoid the rush!
MVS CATASTROPHIC ERROR
MVS PROGRAMMERS would do it, if RACF would let them.
MW: Malfunction Whenever
MW: Multiply Work
MWAG: Make Wild-Assed Guess
MWAH Goodnight, everybody!!! - Yakko
MWAH! Thank you. - Wakko
MWC: Move and Wrap Core
MWT: Malfunction Without Telling
MY "homosexual agenda" is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY BACK IS KILLING ME...WHERE ARE MY DRUGS AT?
MY BBS? Rockville MD, &lt;Void where prohibited&gt;
MY BBS? Rockville MD, &lt;Void where prohibited&gt;
MY BRAAAAAIN HURTS!!!!!!
MY CAR: at least now we know who owns that car
MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN ANY DOG!
MY Cat's on Steroids - it's NOT a pussy any more.
MY DAD WENT TO LONDON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SCREEN SAVER
MY DEBT: on a New York car.
MY DOG, YES; MY OL' LADY, MAYBE; MY HARLEY, NEVER!
MY EYES HURT! - Danny Dp
MY FAMILY SAYS I'M A PSYCHOPATH, BUT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
MY FUHER!!!! I CAN WALK!!!!! -Dr. Strangelove
MY GET UP AND GO----HAS GOT UP AND GONE
MY GIRLFRIEND IS SCHIZOID. SHE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
MY GOAL: To comfort the afflicted, and to afflict the comfortable!
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, sorry-didn't know y
MY GOD! SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
MY KARMA JUST OVERCAME MY DOGMA.
MY LIFE IN ASTROLOGY, Sybil Leek, 1970
MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode.
MY Life v0.01b Millenium Edition cannot be patched
MY MY red riding hood what NICE &lt;slap&gt; you have!!!!!!!!!
MY NAME is O J but not Simpson it is O JENSEN!
MY OTHER SHIP IS A CUBE TOO : Borg bumpersticker
MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
MY SysOp lets me say things like [ C E N S O R E D ]
MY TAGFILE IS TAGLINEALLY CHALLENGED!!!!
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS STILL BOARDING AT THE STATION.
MY WORDS ARE SPIRIT AND THEY ARE LIFE
MY computer only accepts CHOCOLATE chips!
MY fun meter is PEGGED! But it's a *LOW* number!!
MY hEAD X-RAy shOwed NotHinG.
MY homosexual agenda is simply to be left alone, okay?
MY income is ALL disposable!
MY question is not WHO changes the bags but WHERE does he put them?
MY sysop can beat YOUR sysop!
MY íç×är M™däm |s … sTr|üg and a ç|n (an
MYAM Molly Yard At Midnight, i.e., things CANNOT get worse.
MYCAPSLOCKANDSPACEBARAREBROKEN!
MYOB, Gawd, everyone thinks they're a moderator!
MYOB, I DO know what I'm doing*!@#$* NO CARRIER
MYOB, I am not off topic!
MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator
MYOB, junior moderators are not needed here.
MYOB: "Forgive me, father. I am a worm." -- The Kurgan
MYOB: "The secret of life isMYOB: a nectarine." -- Q
MYOB: "We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!"
MYOB: All the world's a stage, and I must be a stand-in.
MYOB: Confusion is brought on by a firm grasp of reality.
MYOB: Distance lends enchantment to the view..T.Campbell
MYOB: Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, right!
MYOB: Having lost faith in reality, give me a good fantasy.
MYOB: I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
MYOB: I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable.
MYOB: I'm weird, too, that makes two of us.
MYOB: If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking.
MYOB: If it wasn't for me, myself and I; I'd be alone.
MYOB: If this is my life, I demand a recount.
MYOB: Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
MYOB: Life after death? Is that like terminate and stay resident?
MYOB: Life is an adventure if you play it right.
MYOB: My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
MYOB: Reincarnation, the opportunity to mess up all over again.
MYOB: To thine own self be true, to all others - improvise.
MYOB: Words of truth seem contradictory.
MYRA I FOX (remember her?) is the Moderator here, now!! **HI, MYRA**!
MYRA.DUF found (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
MYREVNG: My Revenge (Divorcee).
MYSTERY
MYTAGS.TAG 26484199 08-17-93 7:33p - The Ultimate!!!!!!!!
MYTH: When a wedding ring is placed on a woman, her brain stops.
MYZRATI: Seen on a Mazerati in San Jose.
Ma Bell ? My mother never treated me like this
Ma Bell is a mean mother!
Ma Bell is m$3essing up m&!@y Tagline ag*##ain.
Ma Bell runs a baudy house
Ma Bell what a joke! My Mother never Ripped me off!!
Ma Bell, lines so quiet you can hear a carrier drop!
Ma always did say that I had a screw loose
Ma bearins, ma poooor bearins!" Scotty
Ma boli te lud, pravi se ku*rac !
Ma in Ispagna son hia mille e tre!
Ma is a nun, as I am
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Ma is as selfless as I am. (Palindrom)
Ma nemam vise bre ni tagove!
Ma popuçiç mi joint
Ma ti uopste ne razmisljas.Da razmisljas-ti bi se ubio!
Ma trzam ja, al' :)))
Ma'am will do in a pinch. However, I prefer `Captain'. --Janeway
Ma'am! Ma'am? You forgot your hot rollers. -- Mike Nelson
Ma'am! Ma'am? You forgot your hot rollers - Mike
Ma'am, I can make it any size you want - Odo
Ma'am, I retract what I said. PLEASE unhand those
Ma'am, there's a Mr. Carter here about the room.
Ma'am, we need hookers - Crow as Texan
Ma, @FN@'s is beating up on me again!
Ma, I just killed a guy, gimme a break - Crow
Ma, I say! Lee's as eely as I am!
Ma, Orville's is beating up on me again!
Ma, can I be a feminist and still like men?
Ma, naostrio se on propisno da nauci nesto.
MaMANo Hunter Yohko: I'd be glad to be hunted.
Maa haa haa it is my time to shine!
Maab understands that Klingons are our sworn enemies! - McCoy
Maah's Law: Things go right so they can go wrong.
Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head
Maat - Goddess-Named-Truth
Maat, Goddess-Named-Truth.
Mabee you should see a p-sychiatrist.--Wakko Warner
Mabon: Circa Sept 21 Autumnal equinox; God prepares for his death.
Mabuhay! Philippines
Mabye we should slay *him*. - Dot Warner
Mabye we should slay *him*. - Dot Warner
Mac - a computer for those who can't handle reality
Mac -- an IBM built by Fisher-Price.
Mac 84 + Amiga 85 + Linux 93 + OS/2 Warp 94 = Windows 95
Mac : The excuse for not wanting to learn computers
Mac Attack: Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers!
Mac Error: Like, dude, something messed up.
Mac Tara "Daffy Duck? He's sorta like the Egyptian God of Frustration." -Zack
Mac detected entering network...Kill it? (Y/HELL YEAH!)
Mac does what Windoze don't
Mac error message,"Woah Dude, something went boom."
Mac error message: "Like, dude, something totally went w
Mac error message: "Like, dude... Something went TOtally WRONG!"
Mac error message: Like, dude, something's wrong
Mac error message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac error message: "Um, dude, this is like, totally bogus."
Mac error message: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac error message:"Like, dude, uh, something's wrong."
Mac error msg: "Like, dude, something, uh, went wrong..."
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Mac screen msg: Hey Dude! Bogus keypress, Dude!
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Mac user's life: 1/3 sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting
Mac users do it slow and easy
Mac users laugh at OS/2 users. Why? OS/2 users use Windows apps.
Mac vs OS/2: The Mac still has faster graphics support.
Mac vs OS/2: What? No Quicktime?
Mac vs. Windows'95 = Tyson vs. McNealy.
Mac'88 == Win'95
Mac's Diner on the Moon. Great food but no atmosphere
Mac's such a pain in everyone's neck, the aspirin people are thinking of giving him a royalty
Mac, adj. The excuse for not wanting to learn computing.
Mac, it's already gone to far -- Richie Ryan
Mac, this is Dana Scully. Agent Scully, Duncan McLeod
Mac, will we ever have to face each other? - Richie Ryan
Mac-In-A-Sac: Apple Powerbook Computer
Mac... will we ever have to face each other? -- Richie Ryan
Mac: The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake to clear the screen!
Mac: An Etch-A-Sketch you don't have to shake
Mac: Computer with training wheels. &lt;whee!&gt;
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
Mac: Malformed Apple Computer
Mac: Monstrously Aggravating Coding
Mac: Mouse Activated Computer
Mac: The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake to clear the screen!
Mac: Tomy's most advanced toy computer
Mac? No thank you, I already own a good paper weight
Mac? No thank you, I've already had my apple for today!
Mac? No thank you, I already own a good paper weight.
MacArthur Park, hit for Richard Harris, late 60s
MacArthur Park, remade for disco by Donna Summers, mid-70s
MacArthur Park, written and first performed by Jim Webb
MacArthur was wrong - Law School is hell!
MacAttack...The Apple ad blitz against Windows'95.
MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant
MacBorg: Over 50 million assimilated!
MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts
MacDonald's Second Law: Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them
MacGlaughlan Group from the skies - Mike on parachuters
MacGyver creates life from Ductape and a pack of matches
MacIntosh - The step between Nintendo and IBM!
MacIntosh - a computer with training wheels you can't remove
MacIntosh PowerPoint: PC envy
MacIntosh... Your nightmares come true!
MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remov
MacIntosh: A computer with permanent training wheels.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntosh: only non-removable training wheeled Computer!
MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
MacIntoshYour nightmares come true!
MacIntyre and Pierce, that's what happened! - Frank Burns
MacPherson's Theory of Entropy: It requires less energy to take&lt;&gt;an object out of its proper place than to put it back
Macarthur's Triumph - By V. J. Daye
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 57... -Tom Servo
Macax - Computer shut-down
Macdonaldus Senex fundum habiut. E-I-E-I-O
Mace, n. - Chemical irritant that makes a Kennedy cry after sex
Mace: never bring a gadget to a gunfight
Macek doens't suck....he just blows!
Macek has near-death experience. GIF at 11.
Mach es sehr schnell, rein und raus, Magisches Schwein!
Mach es zu gro~ und hau solange drauf, bis es pa~t
Machete in use
Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Machine Code: A Language That's Best Left To Machines
Machine Coders do it in bytes.
Machine Dependency: An Affliction Of Machine Users
Machine Language: "Zoom, Putt-Putt, Chug-A-Chug-A," Etc
Machine independent code isn't.
Machine language programmers DO IT with a monitor.
Machine language programmers do it bit by bit
Machine language programmers do it very fast.
Machine wash warm ... tumble dry
Machine-Independent Program: A Program Which Will Not Run On Any Machine
Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-independent program [Will not run on any machine]
Machine-independent: Does not run on any existing machine.
Machine-indepenent program: Program that will not run on any machine.
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure. -- Leo Rosten
Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
Machines must run on smoke. When it escapes, they fail
Machines should work. People should think
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency - Alan Turing
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives
Machines to save our lives... machines dehumanize
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence?
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
Machinists do it to exacting tolerances.
Machinists drill often.
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Machinists make the best screws.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong
Macho MS programmer -- "COPY CON EXCEL.EXE"!
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Macho Tim: Tracker
Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels!
Macho does not prove Mucho.
Macho does not prove Mucho. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Macho feminist: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start
Macho is among the leading causes of death.
Macho woman: a female who uses a vibrator with a kick start.
Macho women kickstart their own vibrators
Macho, macho robot! - Tom sings
Macho: The man who jogs home from a vasectomy
Macindouche...A procedure for deleting old files on a Mac.
Macintonym...Any computer phrase that contains the word "Mac."
Macintosh (n). -- An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh - The Barney of computers.
Macintosh - The computer with training wheels
Macintosh - the step between Nintendo and IBM.
Macintosh - when you need your software spoon-fed to you.
Macintosh = Computer with training wheels.
Macintosh Error: 184 - Operator fell asleep while waiting
Macintosh Power PC...Now on sale at Toys-R-Us and 7-11 stores everywhere.
Macintosh Screen Message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Macintosh error message: Like, bogus keypress, dude!
Macintosh error message: Like, dude, something went wrong or something.
Macintosh error message: "Something went wrong, dude."
Macintosh error message: "Weird disk error"
Macintosh font imitation #127: SaN fRaNcIsCo
Macintosh is NOT a virus...Viruses *DO* something!
Macintosh is for people who haven't tried OS/2!
Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
Macintosh programmers do it in windows
Macintosh- The etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh-PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macintosh. Makers of fine rainwear for over 60 years.
Macintosh....an "Etch-a Sketch" You Don't Have to Shake
Macintosh....just like Nintendo but not as much fun
Macintosh...from the people who brought you the Lisa.
Macintosh...just another rotten Apple.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh: The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: The only computer for which a keyboard is optional.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you can't shake.
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't have to shake!
Macintosh: An Etch-a-Sketch you don't shake.
Macintosh: An IBM with brains and talent.
Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but fewer games available.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun.
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo, but fewer games available
Macintosh: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The OS Hangs!
Macintosh: That single step between Super NES and an IBM.
Macintosh: The computer for the rest of us.
Macintosh: The computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Macintosh: the etch-a-sketch you don't have to shake.
Macintosh:MachineAlwaysCrashesIfNotTheOperatingSystemHang
Macintosh=Hackintrash
Macintosh=apple. Apple=fruit. QED
Macintosh? No thanks, I already have a trash can.
Macintosh? No thanks, I already own a paperweight
Macintoshes don't get viruses. Viruses do something
Macintush...the butt of the computer indutry.
Mack the Mouse ANSI Cartoons - Lunatic Fringe
Macka je najbolja covekova prijateljica.
Macooy, bring OUR child! - Eleen
Macro Macro Macro
Macro - Expression of surprise, as in "Holy Macro!"
Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro".
Macro head... haha Micro brain. Q to Worf
Macro me baby!, Macro me hard!, Macro me fast!
Macro: A Tasty Saltwater Fish
Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise as in Holy Macro.
Macros will do that to you deary
Macross II!!!!!! ((((((((((((((((((( -=*BOOM*=- )))))))))))))))))))
Macross' little-known cousin: Alvin the Purple.
Macs are for people who can't understand "COPY" or "DIR".
Macs are to computing what Barney is to entertainment.
Macs are too dumb to understand what a virus is!
Macs make great paperweights.
Macy's Red-Tag Tagline Sale, Sat. & Sun. 9 AM-9 PM!
Mad Cow Disease ! What will those Brits think of next !
Mad Dash To The Outhouse - By Willie Maykit
Mad Dogs & Englishman, who do we kill today.... S.I.Cyr
Mad Nigel sees leg in dam.
Mad about the boy. Norma Desmond
Mad at your neighbor? Buy his kid a drum set!
Mad cow disease can be neutralized with A-1 Steak Sauce.
Mad cow disease is an udder distaster for the Brits.
Mad cow disease: Encephalopaedia Britannica.
Mad dash, eh, Saddam
Mad dogs and Englishmen make strange bedfellows
Mad enough to kill and they can retain water! - Blonde Desert Storm
Mad love, Shadow love, Random love, and Abandoned love
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ...
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ... -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Mad, bad and dangerous to know
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad: Affected with a lot of intellectual independence
Mad: Tosses computer from window. Sane: Tosses Windows from computer.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of Stan independence.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Mad: Affected with a lot of intellectual independence.
Madam I'm Adam
Madam! An error, we did the hysterectomy on your husband!
Madam, a Republic, if you can keep it! -Benjamin Franklin
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madam, if a thing is possible, consider it done; the impossible? that will be done. - Charles Alexandre de Calonne
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Madam, my name is Adam.
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. -- W. C. Fields
Madam, this bed/nest is alive.
Madam, this is no laughing matter. - Bashir
Madam: For whom the belle tolls.
Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender! - Doc Zimmerman
Madame - I am a doctor, not a bartender! - The Doctor
Maddam: your washing is done.
Made In Canada
Made In Japan. (Everything else is.)
Made a career out of mid-life crisis.
Made for HBO: THe King In Yellow. With free YELLOW SIGN!
Made her look a little like a military man. Ä Beatles
Made in God's own image, yes sir! - Calvin
Made it back, but we lost him. Radiation poisoning. - Franklin
Made it foolproof, but we have a better grade of fools
Made it, Ma! Top of the world! James Cagney
Made my Computer Happy, Deleted OS2, Installed Win 4.
Made my Monday, a great day! Thank you!
Made on Earth
Made one of these for the kids last Christmas. - Q (D.A.F.)
Made out of gold and you can't be sold - Hendrix
Made this from a soft serve yogurt machine -Tom on gadget
Made you look
Madison Square Garden is round. Times Square is a triangle
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
Madmyke from Easy Pc BBS, Belgium, Europe.
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. - Spock
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor"
Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal. - Spock
Madness in the method
Madness is hereditary, and you'll get it from your children
Madness is rare in individuals--but in groups, parties, nations, and ages it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Madness makes sense!
Madness takes a toll - make sure you have the exact change
Madness takes control
Madness takes it toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll. No change will be given
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's toll... Exact change please!
Madness takes it's toll...Please have exact change.
Madness takes it's tollPlease deposit exact change..
Madness takes it's tollPlease have exact change.
Madness takes its toll - exact change, please.
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Madness takes its toll. Have exact change ready.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
Madness takes its toll. Exact change only, please.
Madness takes its toll. Please deposit exact change.
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
Madona's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna *is* Italian. Does she take Zucchini and...? Never mind!
Madonna -- "[I hope] my child will ge a good [Roman] Catholic like me."
Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madonna Gump: Like a chocolate, licked for the very first time
Madonna Gump: I am like a box of chocolates. Eat me!
Madonna Gump: Lak a chocolate, licked for the very 1st time.
Madonna comes to you for pointers
Madonna is a new low in popular culture.
Madonna is the King of the world
Madonna wears the latest in Ferengi female fashion
Madonna will do it in her under garments.
Madonna's legs are nicknamed Seven-11 because they never close
Madonna's new film: "The Search for the Lost Dick".
Madonna, behind the green door. --Tamarian Pornography
Madonna, fire phasers at Mr Worf ... Zzzzzap!
Madonna, her clothes off. --Tamarian dirty joke
Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente.
Madrid 1492: Oust infidels! 1992: Welcome folks!
Madrone! With what I've heard about Klingons & Cherokees, it
Mae West had a Cockatiel...but she preferred a Cock-a-too
Mae West of Borg, come on over and be assimilated some time.
Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me
Mae West's Observation: To err is human, but it feels divine.&lt;&gt;
Maestro survives lightning hit: He was a poor conductor.
Maestro's Rule !
Mafia Barney: I love you, you love me. Or else, see?
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [y/n]?"
Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"
Mafia Gump: Chocolates! We don't need so steanking Chocolates!
Mafia hires Pro Wrestlers to assassinate OJ - Nat. Enq. [Duhhhh.]
Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italian
Mafia staff car, keep U hands off
Mafia tagline: U steala my tagline-a, I breaka u keyboarda
Mafioso, n. - One who is oh so Mafia
Mag Tape: Tape Used On The Wheels Of Cars
Mag-nif-ique 'Bot Tom! - Tom sings
Mage: The Ascension.
Magenta has just released the dogs. -- Riff Raff
Magenta has just released... the dogs.
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist @FN@
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Riff Raff. --Frank N Furter
Magenta. Columbia. Go and assist Orville.
Mages do it with crystal balls
Mages do it with more Intelligence
Mages do it with their familiars.
Mages don't kill people! SPELLS kill people!
Mages rule - Darkwood
Maggag: A perfume strip magazine insert.
Maggie - A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
Maggie = Brave on the keyboard, but shy in person
Maggie found the secret of youth. She lies about her age.
Maggie is so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.
Maggie prefers me talkative, I can tell
Maggie's 51% Sweetheart...49% Bitch.....DON'T PUSH HER!!!
Maggie's so fat, she could sell shade.
Maggie's so fat, she uses the 118 as a Slip n' Slide!
Maggie's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read,"to be continued"
Maggie's so old that she doesn't learn history. She remembers it.
Maggie, honeyNo I don't feel the 3rd little bump..just the 1st 2.
Maggie, you got me wishing we were hugging and kissing.
Maggie. I may never hold you again..eww, stinky pants! - Homer
Maggie? Can you point to the credenza?
Maggit: A subscription card that falls from a magazine.
Magic Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
Magic Johnson did not practice safe sex, and we made him a hero.
Magic Marker...Now you see it, now you
Magic Mike
Magic Starter Packs come wrapped like cigarettes. Coincidence?
Magic Two-Day Mail Bomb! - Sailor Post Woman
Magic Users do it with their hands.
Magic Users have crystal balls.
Magic and technology, voodoo dolls and chants - Weird Science
Magic doesn't discriminate. Incoming fire has the right of way.
Magic frequencies
Magic is a foot in the door of Time.
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic
Magic is but true love of life and spirit... Magick Happens! May the
Magic is either an elephant by chance
Magic is just undiscovered technology -- Dr. Strange
Magic is mortal mystery, religion is mortal misery
Magic is mushroom, not a herb... :) (c) Pyc `99
Magic is not an exact science.
Magic is real, unless declared integer.
Magic is seldom spectacular because it seldom needs to be
Magic is the art of courting coincidence
Magic passes ./. gates
Magic runs through my fingers, one touch you'll see!
Magic users DO IT with flare
Magic users DO IT with their hands.
Magic users are WIMPS!
Magic users do it with a puff of smoke
Magic-Users Do It With A Puff of Smoke
Magic-users are no match for fighters. - Fred. &lt;ZOT!&gt; - Kask
Magic: The Gathering! It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya
Magic: The Addiction
Magic: The Gathering Cards are the SF world's form of crack
Magic: The Gathering weaves a powerful spell.
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Gathering! It's not just a game, it's an obsession!
Magic: The Gathering! The first vial's free, then it costs ya...
Magic: The Imitators
Magic: applied coincidence
Magical action,wonderous power,chop wood,carry water
Magical music never leaves the memory. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Magically Endowed Polka-Dotted Sabre-Toothed Giant Space Hamster.
Magicians DO IT with rabbits.
Magicians are a vanishing species.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Magicians do it the rite way.
Magicians do it with a flourish.
Magicians do it with mirrors.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Magicians do it with sleight of hand.
Magicians do it with their wands
Magicians don't toss spells off the tops of their heads.
Magicians never die, they just get a new wand! Old wizards never die;
Magick Happens!
Magick Happens! May the
Magick is as Magick does... by Forest Gumpmancer
Magick is knowledge. Magick is power. - Raphael, The Awakening
Magick is the ability to shape reality. - Raphael, "The Awakening"
Magick? Imagine what you want...you get it
Magick? Its sorta like popcorn...**pop** where'd that come from?
Magick? NO NO NO! Not the card game!
Magick? No. No animal sacrifices. Unless you count Barney's death
Magick? Ummm.. No, I can't do the Houdini trick
Magick? Yes i know love spells...no...they can't help YOU
Magla me cuvala od pogleda, bojim se sjecanja
Maglev engaged. Be seated to avoid injury. - Seaquest DSV
Magma Giant Space Hamster.
Magna Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.
Magnag - Magazine renewal sent a year before a subscription runs out
Magnavox Commercials: Stupid. Very Stupid
Magnesium (Mg) 24.31200
Magnet - Something you find crawling all over a dead cat
Magnet, n.: Something acted upon by magnetism
Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Magnetic Core Rules!
Magnetic Tape: Mylar strips useful for bonding ferrous metals.
Magnetism, n.: Something acting upon a magnet
Magnocartic - Any car that attracts shopping carts in a p
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts. -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
Magnocartic: An automobile that when left unattended attracts shopping carts.
Magnocartic: Any car that attracts shopping carts in a parking lot.
Magnum dopus: obviously not the famous detective.
Magoo of Borg.You will be,uh,uh, now where are those glasses
Magoo of Borg: You will be... uh... uh... where are those glasses?
Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Magrathea: We build planets YOUR way. (Magrathean Commercial Council)
Magritte: ceci n'est pas une tagline
Magus! Thou art mine to defeat! - Frog
Mah homework wuz not stolen by some one-armed d00d
Mah reality check plum bounced. Cheeeiit.
Mah yo' angry when youse beautiful - Q
Mahatma Gandhi said "You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
Mahjong Players of Borg: "All your tilesets will be assimilated..."
Mahjong Players of Borg: "All your tilesets will be assimilated..."
Mahler died for your sins.
Maid's night off, said Tom helplessly. -Edward J O'Brien
Maidenform woman: you never know when she'll be MURDERED
Maier's Law: If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of
Maier's Second Law: The bigger the theory, the better
Mail ? What Mail ? I'm a server, not a Post Office !
Mail Call, Ya' all !
Mail Manager, The Last Frontier !
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Mail Not Found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;B&gt;lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail Not Found: Kill Sysop? Y/n [Y]
Mail Order Department ?...%$#@& - NOT CARRIED
Mail delivery on a Platinum Server!
Mail delivery via Blue Wave!
Mail ducks go "QWK QWK QWK..."
Mail early in the millenium.
Mail found: praise sysop!
Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to @TO@
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Cal Webster
Mail ideas on the back of a $ bill to Orville Bullitt.
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Mail is there to read.......if u have time
Mail junkie and offline reader pimp!
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Mail me your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill and earn *BIG*.
Mail not found (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack sysop.
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
Mail not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame sysop, (S)cream
Mail not found... Electrocute Sysop? (y/n)
Mail not found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;F&gt;lail arms in panic!
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;B&gt;lame the Mail Door!
Mail not found: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;anic &lt;B&gt;lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Leprechauns
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame sysop
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Address_Change |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_BBS_Software |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Planet_Connect
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_QWK_Door |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Squish
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_VBBS |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame_Wrong_Address |-)
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (&lt;Ctrl&gt;&lt;Alt&gt;&lt;Del&gt;).
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop.
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame_Mail_Door
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame Sysop
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)all The Lair!
Mail not found: Begin whine/pout sequence? (Y/n)
Mail over! Enter reply to continue
Mail packet not found. Threaten Sysop (Y/y)
Mail packet processed at the Daystrom Insitute of Technology
Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
Mail runs, albeit slowly
Mail waiting! Wow! Must have said something really stupid!
Mail without taglines is like Hockey without Fighting.
Mail your ideas on the back of a $100 bill
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 to: @FROM@
Mail, Mail Everywhere...And Not A Stamp To Lick !
Mail, Mail, The Gang's All Here !
Mail? Female
Mail? Maybe
Mail? Nope
Mail? What?
Mail? Yup
Mail? the latest Couch Potato craze????
Mailing by ship is Cargo...Mailing by car is Shipment...???
Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.
Main Memory: My Wife's - She Never Forgets Anything
Main Memory: Remembering Where The Water Line Is
Main Menu: (L)eech Files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Car#
Main Menu: (L)eech files (B)itch to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
Main or Regular Taglines or Star Trekkin'
Main squeeze indeed! I could only WISH for that!
Main target, A-133, Z-165. - Hayase Misa, Macross
Main use of cow hide - keeps the cow in.
Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
MainDoor/2 v1.02+, LoraBBS/2 v2.40+, AMU/2 v2.01+, FastEcho/2 v1.50
Mainboard not found .... please reboot your system
Maine - The way life should be
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe: Large advanced storage unit
Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available!
Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Mainframe: Very expensive peripheral for your PC.
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
Mainframe: the biggest available PC peripheral
Mainframe? ..We don't need no steenking mainframe!
Mainframes are monsters
Mainiac,Those who leave Maine; Mainer, someone who stays.
Maining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis
Mainly Slow When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire
Mains Law: for every action there is an equal and opposite government programme
Mainspring's wound too tight.
Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted? - Calvin
Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal.
Maintain course andReport! Janeway
Maintain my fish belly white complexion -Tom as pale girl
Maintain my fish belly white complexion... -- Tom Servo
Maintain surveillance. --Kirk Yassah, massah! --Sulu
Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
Maintained by Jascha Franklin-Hodge
Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.
Maintaining Entropy. All ahead reverse.
Maintains professional attitude: A snob -work evaluationese
Maintenance Free: It's Impossible To Fix
Maintenance free: It's impossible to fix.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Maintenance mode deletes duplicate and close duplicates from database.
Maintenance named it the B5 Triangle. - Garibaldi
Maintenance release - The janitor wrote it!
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
Maintenance runs: The Joy of Checks
Maintenance-free - When it breaks, it can't be fixed
Mairzy doats and dozey doats and little lambsey-divey
Mais Bon Dieu Que Fous Je Ici For God Sake!
Maiwage. Maiwage is what bwing us togever today. --Bishop (TPBride)
Majel Inside -- run your applications FASTER than the speed of light!
Majel Inside -- run your applications at Warp Speed!
Majestic Group, MJ-12, Jason Society..all same thing
Majestic-12 aren't Nazis, they just employ them.
Majesty snatchers! Unhand that highness! - The Tick
Major Frank Burns. - Potter. Just friends, sir! - Hoolihan
Major Hoolihan threw me out of the nurses' tent. - Klinger
Major Kira is a babe by Bajoran standards. - Tim Edwards
Major Kira, do you perform rishathra? ....PLEASE????
Major Kira, report to my hot tub!
Major Kira:"I don't believe it! I am talking to a tree."
Major Operation - A job for the Major
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man
Major Tom to Ground Control, can we blast'em off yet?
Major Triad: Name of the head of the Music Department.
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
Major movements have 2 core stimuli: emotion rejection & economic hurt
Major politicians of that era were ALL Doughy Guys - Crow
Major, Constable, would you care to join us? - Sisko
Major, I just love a woman in uniform! - Quark
Major, I've never seen you looking so ravishing
Major, I've never seen you more ravishing. Garak
Major, can I have a word with you? - Sisko
Major, larks true pepper. O'Brien
Major, tow it to 300 metres _off_ the Docking Ring. - Sisko
Major, would you join us? - Sisko
Majordomo bird, hippity hop all the way to the birdie boiler. --Bonzai
Majordoomo: Nostradamus.
Majoring in computer science means that you are always behind
Majorities, of course, start with minorities. -- Robert Moses
Majority Rule can be the worst Tyranny of all
Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all. - Robert A. Heinlein
Majority, n.: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law
Make $400 a month with your computer - THROW IT AWAY!!
Make 'em Laugh - By Joe King
Make 'em laugh.. make 'em cry... make 'em dance in the aisles
Make A Cop Come - DAIL 911
Make A Joyful Noise Unto God, All Ye Lands: Sing Forth the Honour of His Name !!
Make Alaska into two states and Texas will be 3rd largest
Make Barney have an intelligent conversation with Howard Stern.
Make Barney play with matches on any windy day in L.A.
Make Barney read anything written by Ivana Trump.
Make Barney walk around in high heels and stockings for a week.
Make Barney watch the programs he recorded.
Make Big $$$! Become a SysOp!
Make Big $$s! Become a Musician! (HAH!!)
Make Blue Wave idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make Everything as Simple as possible, but not simpler
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines
Make Gary's day, ask him for Taglines &lt;g&gt;.
Make God laugh, Tell her your plans.
Make God laugh. Tell Her your plans for today.
Make God laugh. Tell Her your plans for today.
Make God laugh.........Tell him your plans for the day.
Make Headlines -- Use a corduroy pillow
Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
Make Lots of Money, Enjoy the Work, Operate Within the Law: Choose 2
Make Love not taglines.
Make Love not war. Hell, do both; get married!
Make Love, Not War. Get Married & Do BOTH!
Make Lunch Not War .............................J.Dutton
Make Money The Old Fashioned Way - PRINT IT
Make QFE _your_ Qmodem 4.2 .FON processor!
Make Tea not Love. (Monty Python)
Make The Ceiling Higher! - By Y. C. Stars
Make Up Your Mind - By Dee Side
Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit.
Make Windows Fly! Use OS/2 and throw the other
Make Windows fly... put it on the space shuttle
Make Windows go fast: drop it from a balcony.
Make You Die, Your Brain
Make Your Home Secure - By Havelock Smith
Make Your Marriage Work - By Stan Byerman
Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake
Make a Batman movie but don't call Adam West - Crow
Make a F*ing compost pile....Then fertilize your garden
Make a Joyful Noise! ( but deny it if smelled by others )
Make a RUN for the Border...'Taco Bell'.
Make a SysOp happy. Say "Thank you!"
Make a Vet's day just like old times. Spit on him as he walks by!
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Make a cat bark? Gas, match, kitty go WHOOOOOFF!
Make a cat float? Start with 2 scoops of ice cream
Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW
Make a cat speak dog. Cover with gasoline, throw match. WOOF!
Make a deal with the devil - Support Bill Clinton
Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract!
Make a dog meow? Easy, freeze, run thru saw. Meeeeoowww
Make a ewe turn? Kiwi says.. I can make her eyes cross!
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
Make a friend before you need them.
Make a friend out of your enemy's enemy.
Make a habit of doing things chronologically. It's less confusing that way
Make a joyful noise (but deny it when smelled by others).
Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye nations.
Make a joyous noise! (But deny it when smelled by others)
Make a joyous sound! (Deny it if smelled by others.)
Make a lasting friendship, introduce friends to Smith and Wesson
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Make a little birdhouse in your soul -- TMBG
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Make a living, but make room for life.
Make a politician keep his promise by using a quality Bajoran phaser.
Make a program fool proof and soon some fool will break it.
Make a reasonable offer, need $ for PC Expo!
Make a run for her border at Lesbian Bell.
Make a run for the border!
Make a saving throw? Sorry, I never learned judo.
Make a sentence from these words: Face, Sodding, Your, Shut
Make a sound and I'll break your neck. Klingon Torres
Make a wish and it might come true
Make a wish and then make it come true
Make a wish, it might come true.
Make a woman happy! Mail packets and Chocolate!
Make all the laws you want, he's [Kramer] still gonna bother people
Make an appointment for a feminist to take a ride with Susan Smith.
Make an appointment for a gender feminist with Dr. Kevorkian.
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt to take a ride with Susan Smith
Make an appointment for a gender feminizt with Dr. Kevorkian
Make an octopus mad and get an obscene gesture you won't believe!
Make an offer, need cash for PC Expo!
Make another pot of coffee ... I'm gonna read mail.
Make another pot of coffee, dear. I'm going to read mail
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read mail
Make believe I'm a postage stamp
Make believe I'm an ice cream cone
Make believe this came from Dalton, GA!
Make believe this came from Rindge, NH! (97:914/103.1)
Make both love and war: Get married
Make boyfriend scream during sex, call and tell him who you're with!
Make coffee from freeze-dried fundies!
Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner
Make deals, not war. -- Swindle
Make each sensation a little bit stronger
Make everyday like your last day on Earth : A lot of whimpering!
Make everything as simple as possible, but not more so.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Albert Einstein
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m.
Make friends with SysOps! Page them at 3:00 am!
Make friends with Sysops: Page them at 3 A.M.!
Make friends with Sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with a SysOp ..Page them at 3:00 in the morning
Make friends with a SysOp: page at 3:00am.
Make friends with airport security: Yell BMOB backwards.
Make friends with sysops, page 'em at 3am!
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 AM
Make friends with the Sysop - page him at 3am.
Make friends with the sysops: Page 'em at 4 a.m.!
Make friends with your BBS SysOp: Page him for a [C]hat around 3:00am.
Make friends with your SysOp - page him at 3 a.m.!
Make good habits and they will make you.
Make haste with prudent deliberation
Make hay while the sun shines.
Make headlines -- sleep on a corduroy pillow.
Make headlines! Use a cordoroy pillow!
Make headway at work. Continue to let things deteriorate at home
Make heavy demands on your men in practice. -Rommel
Make her sound like a kazoo - Joel on alien lab tests
Make her sound like a kazoo! -- Joel Robinson
Make him an offer he can't understand.
Make him stop hiiiiitting meeeeee!
Make input easy to proofread.
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
Make it Happen.
Make it SBD, Then hope the dog is still in the room!
Make it SOO - Picard
Make it a Chipper Day !!
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who'll never find out.
Make it a quick, single thrust! - Claudius Marcus
Make it a spinoff Number One - Capt. Picard
Make it as simple as possible but no simpler
Make it blow. - Picard to air conditioner repairman
Make it do ... Or do without.
Make it do EVERYTHING... but keep it simple
Make it go, Daddy!
Make it idiot proof & someone will make a better idiot!
Make it idiot proof and a better idiot will emerge
Make it idiot proof and someone will come up with a better idiot
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it idiot-proof, and a better idiot will emerge.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
Make it look like we're in serious trouble. Torres
Make it mad?!?! Are you nuts?!?! Commander? - Garibaldi
Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English
Make it possible to write programs in English and you will find that most programmers cannot write in English
Make it quick, I have important business. --Quark to Odo
Make it right before you make it faster.
Make it sew. - Picard to his tailor.
Make it so
Make it so -- Picard
Make it so Number one - Captain Picard
Make it so! - Patrick Stewart
Make it so!! - Capt. Picard
Make it so, Mr. Crusher
Make it so, Pinky. Aye, aye, Brain...er, Captain! Narf!
Make it so, make it so, make it so! Ä Picard at Christmas
Make it so-da" - Picard to Replicator
Make it so.
Make it so. - Jean-Luc Picard
Make it so. - Picard
Make it so. Sir? I mean, jam on it; do that thing!
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able toget out
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
Make it tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Make it two beers. Thinking up taglines is thirsty work.
Make it work before you make it fast
Make it work first before you make it work fast
Make it.. make it... um, er... how does that go? Picard
Make its simple as possible - but not simpler
Make like 80% of live births and head out.
Make like Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
Make like Ben Johnson and loose it
Make like Camilla and spread.
Make like Christopher Columbus and sail off.
Make like Fergie and split.
Make like Houdini and disappear.
Make like Imelda Marcos and buy a pair of shoes
Make like Jacques Cousteau and blow this dive.
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Make like Jesus and leave us.
Make like Linda Lovelace and blow.
Make like Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost.
Make like Lorena Bobbitt and cut it.
Make like MacArthur and fade away.
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
Make like a *breeze block* (= brick) and float.
Make like a Canadian, "Eh".
Make like a Catholic and pull out.
Make like a Cobain and die.
Make like a Ferrari and burn rubber.
Make like a GMC truck and blow.
Make like a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of here.
Make like a Mexican dinner and run.
Make like a Sheppard and get the flock out of here
Make like a Tom and Cruise.
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
Make like a amoeba and split
Make like a baby and head out!
Make like a bad map and get lost.
Make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
Make like a banana and split.
Make like a bee and buzz off.
Make like a bottom and split.
Make like a bowel and move.
Make like a boy and get lost
Make like a boy and get lost (the Lost Boys - Peter Pan).
Make like a breach baby and butt out!
Make like a bread man and hall buns.
Make like a breech baby and butt out!
Make like a breech baby and get out butts outta here.
Make like a breeze block and float
Make like a busboy and get the fork outta here.
Make like a carpenter and screw off.
Make like a cause and get lost
Make like a cause and get lost (lost cause).
Make like a check (or cheque) and get lost.
Make like a cheerleader and split.
Make like a chicken and suck seed.
Make like a chimney sweep and haul ash.
Make like a chord and get lost
Make like a chord and get lost (the Lost Chord).
Make like a computer programmer and shoot yourself in the foot
Make like a cow and mooo-ve.
Make like a cow chip and hit the trail
Make like a dick and beat it.
Make like a dick and head out.
Make like a dick and pull out of this hole.
Make like a dirty shirt and take off.
Make like a donkey and haul butt outta here.
Make like a donkey herder and move your butt.
Make like a donkey's dick and hit the road
Make like a drum and beat it!
Make like a dump truck and haul butt.
Make like a fart and blow this hole
Make like a fetus and abort.
Make like a fetus and head out.
Make like a fly and buzz off.
Make like a ghost and vanish.
Make like a glove and get lost.
Make like a goalie and get the puck outta here.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Make like a hairstyle and part.
Make like a hat and go on ahead.
Make like a hippie and blow this joint
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here
Make like a hockey team and get the puck outta here
Make like a horse and hit the trail.
Make like a jet and take off.
Make like a junkie and blow this joint.
Make like a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
Make like a king and trump
Make like a krieg and blitz.
Make like a leper and depart.
Make like a liberal reality and get lost.
Make like a library and book.
Make like a loser and beat it.
Make like a magician and disappear.
Make like a maid and get the sheet outta here.
Make like a mirage and fade out of here.
Make like a missile and cruise.
Make like a mountain climbing expedition and get lost.
Make like a network and di