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L e n g t h e n y o u r s t r i d e.
L is for LaForge, with that bad optic nerve
L is for Lovecraft, the man and the thought
L is for how light you are! You melt in my mouth! - Joel
L'Amour avec un grand Ahhhhhhhhhhh ! (c'est 2cm de plus)
L'Chaim B'Yeshua
L'ETAT, C'EST MOE - All the world's a stooge
L'Etat, c'est moi. -- Louis XIV
L'avant-garde, c'est fini, dipassi.
L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare. -- L. Pasteur
L'impresa eccezionale e' essere normale
L'shana Tova (To a good year) - Hebrew
L-ALT-SHIFT-ESC-BREAK-F12 or ENTER to continue
L-L-licking! L-L-licking! - Arthur, after tasted by Tongue-Tongue
L-O-O-K at me! Tell me I'm not Kramer. (Kramer)
L-O-S-E = misplace / L-O-O-S-E = not tight
L-O-V-E-L-Y A-N-G-E-L. Anything else is fatal.
L. Bobbitt Tool and Die Co. -- Give us your tool and die.
L. Neil Smith wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)
L. Neil Smith wuz here
L. Smith! This guy's a pig...and so are you. Did you program this gu
L.A. Criminal Justice system...where justice is criminal
L.A. POLICE CAR BUMPER STICKER: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait
L.A. has 4 seasons. Fire, flood, earthquake, riot
L.A. has 4 seasons.. Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot
L.A. has Hollywood...Silicon Valley has CyberWood.
L.A.P.D. Motto: -- Let's leave early & beat the crowd
L.A.P.D. card deck: 51 Clubs and a Spade.
L.A.P.D. card deck: 51 Clubs and a Spade.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
L.A.Y.M.B.S. (Lusting after your mind, body, and soul!)
L.B.J. - J. Carter - B. Clinton...We'll never learn
L.I.S.A, am Waldrand rechts
L.O.C. - it cleans where ever it goes
L.O.R.D. (Legend Of The Red Dragon)
L.S.M.F.T. - Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
L666 - value of the Beefeater beast
L8R Later
L8R....................Later ...
L8R; Later...
L8r!!!!!!!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
L: Lie!
LA Laughing Aloud
LA - three thousand points of light
LA Bumper Sticker - Keep honking.. I'm still reloading!
LA County Court rules, ok ... U.S. Gov't overrules, OK!
LA Police Motto: "We'll treat you like a King!"
LA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
LA, CA - you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
LA, where the chemicals meet the water.
LA: Lockout Access
LA: Where the authorities treat you like Kings
LAB&TYD: Life's A Bitch and Then You Die.
LAB(n):room full of icky creatures&the frogs they dissect
LABATT"S BREWERY - Wanted : One legged man to make hops - Sleepwalker
LABEL NOT FOUND: Go To Your Room.
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
LABIA MAJOR...........The nearest galaxy in the Milky Way
LABIA MINOR................A constellation in Labia Major
LABIA MINOR..A constellation in Labia Major
LABOR DAY? That's the day I gave birth to my kids
LABOR PAIN:getting injured at work
LABOR, n. One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
LABOR.SYS infected with Keating virus. - Kill (Y/n) ?
LAC: Lose All Communication
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
LADIES! Be an orgasm donor
LADY (on phone): Doctor, should I do--my little baby has swallowed my pen! DOCTOR: Use a pencil
LAFORGE does it by impulse STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
LAG Lunatic Assylum Grin
LAG: Load and Garble
LAGER FRENZY!
LAGW: Load And Go Wrong
LAK?! What kind of name is Lak?! oh..Lak the wizard!..nice name!
LAKOTA v1.0
LAMA=priest. LLAMA=beast. LLLAMA=conflagration.
LAME ATTEMPT AT HUMOR MODE = OFF/No Tagline; GoTo Next Msg
LAMF always drinks the booze and is a very drunken SYT
LAN HO!
LAN Users Get more Connections
LAN-WAN: Chinese AT&T
LAND RIGHTS FOR GAY WHALES!
LANDLORDS do it every month
LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.
LANGUAGE - (1) What you use to program a computer
LANGUAGE - (2) What you use to swear at a computer
LANGUAGE: (1) What you use to program a computer
LANGUAGE: (2) What you use to swear at a computer
LANS and Tables and Bytes.............oh my!
LANtmine A server on the verge of crashing.
LAP! Network: Going in Circles for Jesus.
LAP: Laugh At Program
LAPD - the good, the bad, and the acquitted.
LAPD ALIEN? or E.T.P.D. Blues?
LAPD Motto: Let's leave early and beat the crowd.
LAPD Motto: We Treat You Like a King
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LAPD Officers trade Batons in on Non Deadly Bricks!
LAPD Officers trade nightsticks for non-lethal weapon: bricks
LAPD Voice Mail. Press (1) if you are a crime victim
LAPD chased a slow, white Bronco - John Elway linked to OJ Case
LAPD sells tickets to the Policemen's Ball the HARD way!
LAPD, Your Own Crime Scene, evidence provided, Call: 1-700-INVOLVE
LAPD. Press 1 for murder, 2 for mugging, 3 for a officer to bribe
LAPD: Let's All Pummel Darkies.
LAPD: More hitters than catchers.
LAPD: We'll treat you like a King!
LARKINSON'S LAW - All laws are basically false.
LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
LARRY, MOE, CHEESE!!!
LASER PRINTERS do it without making an impression.
LASFS Refugee: Death will not release you, even when you die!
LASSIE - Doggone
LAST GAS FOR 60 MILES (54 miles ahead)
LAST STAGE: Bowser!!!!
LATE FOR DINNER by Arthur Scrapps
LATER..........AS IN MUCH!!
LATVIAN: Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu
LAW 127 Law and Lawyers
LAW NUMBER IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to
LAW OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole
LAW OF COMBAT: 1 enemy soldier is never enough, but 2 is too many
LAW OF COMBAT: A clean and dry set of BDU's is a magnet for mud & rain
LAW OF COMBAT: Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan
LAW OF COMBAT: If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
LAW OF COMBAT: Murphy was a grunt
LAW OF COMBAT: Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself
LAW OF COMBAT: Never stand when you can sit
LAW OF COMBAT: Never stay awake when you can sleep
LAW OF COMBAT: No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
LAW OF COMBAT: The easy way out is has already been mined
LAW OF COMBAT: The one item you need is always in short supply
LAW OF COMBAT: There is no such thing as military "intelligence"
LAW OF FAST FOOD: Cheap, Fast, Good. - Choose any two.
LAW: The end of a nightstick.
LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
LAWN (n): acronym for Local Area Weed Network
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: I. Any given program, when running, is obsolete
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: II. Any given program costs more and takes longer
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: IV. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: VII. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it
LAWS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING: VIII. Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug
LAWS: poor substitutes for personal responsibility.
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
LAWYER.EXE: (T)ruth, (W)ole truth, (N)othing but the truth
LAWYER: [n] One skilled in circumvention of the law.
LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice
LAWYER: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying
LAWYER: Larval form of politician. (See Maggot.)
LAWYER: Someone whose opinion is worthless unless paid for
LAWYER: The larval form of Politician
LAWYERS do it in their briefs.
LAWYERS do it on a table
LAWYERS do it on a trial basis.
LAWYERS do it to you
LAWYERS do it with clause
LAWYERS do it with extensions in their briefs
LAWYERS do it, which is a great pity.
LAWYERS lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
LAWYERS would do it but for "hung jury."
LAY Laughing At You
LAYETTE---Baby trousseau.
LAYETTE: Baby trousseau.
LAZINESS - The habit of resting before you get tired.
LAZINESS(n):using a golf cart to play horseshoes
LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
LAZY(n): a word meaning EFFICIENT, used by those who aren't
LB: connect Line-voltage to BITNET
LBJ, LBJ, how many JOKES did you tell today??!
LC: Lobotomize CPU
LCARS in the E's bathrooms : Log and Crap Automated Removal System
LCC: Load and Clear Core
LCD: Lousy Computer Display
LCD: Launch Cartridge Disk
LCK: Lock Console Keyswitch
LD: Lose Device
LEAK! LEAK! LEAK!!! - Buzzcut
LEARN FROM A DOG: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
LEARNER: Die Twatten mit Elplate
LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M HAVING A CRISIS!
LEB: Link Edit Backwards
LECH WALESA - Pole Vault
LECHER: A stud with liver spots
LECTURE: Fundamentally a star is a very simple structure... You would look pretty simple too, at a distance of 10 parsecs. -- Cambridge U
LEE IACOCCA - Sayonara
LEECH Targeted .... FIRE!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
LEFT HANDERS do it right
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
LEGAL REFORM: Fewer laws, and stricter punishment
LEGALIZE DRUGS before my court date
LEMON: on a late model Mustang convertible.
LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA!
LENS DDT - to rid your environment of Liberals!
LEONA HELMSLEY - Suite Dreams
LEOTARD(n): a 'mentally-challenged' lion
LEROI EST MORT. JIVE LEROI The king is dead. No kidding
LESBIAN BY NATURE PROUD BY CHOICE
LESBIAN(n): a vagitarian
LESBIAN.....................A person from the Middle East
LESBIAN..A person from the Middle East
LESLIE GORE - It's my party and I'll die if I want to
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY.
LET Length(Walk) > Length(Pier)
LET PARIS BURN
LET THE WORRYING BEGIN! - F!
LET THE WORRYING BEGIN! - Freakazoid
LET THERE BE DARK! No, that's not right
LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!--Professor Gideon
LET THERE BE TOAST
LET'S - GET - DANGEROUS! DarkWing Duck
LET'S - GET - DECIDUOUS! - BushRoot
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! Kirk
LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!! - Milhouse
LET'S MAKE A DEAL!
LET'S PUT THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS: On somebody else.
LET'S TAKE A HOLIDAY IN PANICBURGH CITY
LET'S WIN THE WAR ON CRIME, ARM VICTIMS!!!
LET... ME... ON... THE... INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! -- Crow
LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME ARM VICTIMS AND PUNISH CRIMINALS!!!
LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME, ARM VICTIMS!!!
LETTIN' OFF STEAM
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
LEVI STRAUSS - Music for a waltz performed in jeans
LEVITE: Person wearing jeans.
LHL : pour lire vos messages chez vous hors connection
LHL just loves Blue Wave mail
LHL un lecteur hors-ligne fabriqu Rimouski
LHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHaLHa
LIA: Load Ineffective Address
LIAR, n. A lawyer with a roving commission.
LIBERAL ARTS(n): see: "Would you like fries with that?"
LIBERAL: A bigot attacking someone elses rights.
LIBERALISM means never having to use your brain
LIBERALISM: The hair of the dog that bit you.
LIBERTY(n):imaginary state of being esp. with Americans
LIBERTY, n. One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
LIBIDO........................A prescription tranquiliser
LIBIDO..A prescription tranquiliser
LIBOSUCTION: vacuuming out of last of liberalism
LIBRARIANS are novel lovers.
LIBRARIANS check it out first.
LIBRARIANS do it by the book
LIBRARIANS do it in the stacks
LIBRARIANS do it on the shelfs
LIBRARIANS do it quietly.
LIBRARIANS do it with attribution
LICK.COM invoked, please spread your legs
LIE: This program is bug free.
LIFE - Living In Fear Everyday
LIFE - the ultimate Adventure
LIFE BEYOND DEATH, Arthur Ford, 1971
LIFE GOES ON, EVEN AFTER A LIFE'S CRISIS.
LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!
LIFE is sexually transmitted, and eventually terminal.
LIFE'S A BEACH AND THEN YOU FRY
LIFE.COM not found: (A)dd Water (R)eserect (I)npregnate
LIFE.COM not found: (C)reate, (B)ury, or (T)ransport
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in *.LIFE
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in Peter Firla.LIFE
LIFE.EXE: Unregistered, can only go forward in your Life.
LIFE: A Sexually Transmitted Disease With 100% Mortality Rate,,,
LIFE: What happens while you'r making other plans.
LIFE: A brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease
LIFE: Chaos uncharted, dreams unrealized, and of course taxes
LIFE: Something to do when you can't get to sleep.
LIFE: Something you do until you die
LIFE: That which happens to us while we're making other plans"!
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
LIFE: What happens to you while you are making other plans.
LIFE= A Screen, A Keyboard, A Message, and a good coffee
LIFEGUARDS carry aids.
LIFEGUARDS do it on the beach
LIFEGUARDS use slow, smooth hands.
LIFEGUARDS use unique entries.
LIFO Last in, first out
LIKE Sailormoon, LOVE Sailormoon, LIVE Sailormoon!!! - Sailor Otaku
LIKE Sailormoon, LOVE Sailormoon, LIVE Sailormoon!!! - Stephen W
LIKE THE MOVIES!!! - The Tick
LIMBAUGH.EXE - superb command or file name
LIMBAUGH.EXE loaded into TSR mode. Ready to protect against LIBERAL.*
LIMBAUGH: On Bill Clinton: "Never EVER trust a draft dodger."
LIMBAUGH:- The Cheese that sane people Rush away from!
LINDA ELLERBEE - And so I went
LINE NOISE COURTESY OF SOUTH WESTERN BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY
LINE NOISE? Press <CTRL>+<ALT>+<DEL>; TWICE IF IT'S BAD!
LINEMEN do it with big cables.
LINEMEN pull their wires.
LING Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
LINGUISTS do it with their tongues.
LINO: Last In, Never Out mode
LINT ATTACHMENT MAN - Crow's super hero
LINUX: Where do you want to go TOMORROW?
LION TAMING!!
LIONS do it with pride
LIP ; Lose Instruction Pointer
LIQUIOR in the FRONT and POKER in REAR
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LISP HACKERS are thweet.
LISP HACKERS do it in lambda functions
LISP HACKERS do it with rplacd
LISP PROGRAMMERS do it by recursion.
LISP PROGRAMMERS do it without unexpected side effects
LISP PROGRAMMERS have to stop and collect garbage
LISP and learn.
LISP hackers DO IT with RPLACD.
LISP hackers are thweet.
LISP hackers do it in lambda functions.
LISP hackers do it with rplacd.
LISP is like a finely choreographed ballet. Ada is like a waltz of
LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects.
LISP programmers have to stop and collect garbage.
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
LISP: To call a spade a thpade.
LISP: - Large and Incredibly Slow Programs
LISP: - Lots of Irritating and Senseless Parentheses
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
LISP: Lots of Idiotic Stupid Parenthesis
LISP: To call a spade a thpade.
LIST - The ultimate DOS utility!
LISTEN HERE! I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
LISTEN UP!
LISTEN to your children
LISTER: Computer senility. Such a weird condition.
LITERACY AIN'T EVERYTHING, Know what I'm sayin',,,,
LITHP: Thructureth and thybolth and thrignth and thingth
LITHP: Thructureth and thybolth and thrignth and thingth
LITHUANIAN: linksmu sventu Kaledu ir Laimingu Nauju Metu
LITTLE FISHES by Anne Chovey.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: A Communist contraceptive.
LIVE FREE -- consult your Blue Pages for details
LIVE FREE- Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!
LIVE LONG AND BE HAPPY ... Patrick Stewart
LIVE WELL LAUGH OFTEN LOVE MUCH
LIVE from Virginia Beach, it's SATURDAY NIGHT Taglines!
LIVE! Via Modem...
LIVE! Via modem
LIVE! Via modem . . .
LIVE, from......zzzZZZzzz.
LIZA WITH A ZZZZZZZ
LIZZIE BORDEN - A Cut Above
LIbEral Rule #2: Anyone who disagrees is a Nazi.
LIbErals will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
LIfe is like a box of chocolates, fundies are turds mixed in the box
LIfe support? I need a life first!
LIfe's too short...Skip Foreplay!!!!
LJD: Lock Job on Disk
LJD: Lock Job on Disk
LL:""... what are the facts, and to how many decimal places?""
LLAP Live Long and Prosper - for Trekkies
LLAP-Live Long and Prosper
LLAP: Laugh Loud And Perspire - a Vulcan Curse.
LLB=A degree to avail oneself of employment as a cabdriver!OJW
LLISTEN HERE! I HAVE FIRST AMENDENT RIGH(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
LLLike a glove. - Ace Ventura
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
LLaacckk ooff sseexx ccaauusseess ddoouubbllee vviissiioonn
LLive long and prosper !
LMAO; Laughing My A$$ Off.
LMB: Lose Message and Branch
LMFAO Laughing My FAce Off
LMFAO Laughing My FAce Off <G>
LMO: Load and Mug Operator
LMPO; Laughing My Pants Off.
LMR 2.1a I love cats - 'cause they're stranger than I am!!
LMYB: Logical MaYBe
LN: Lose inode Number
LNP: Load N digits of Pi
LOAD ""
LOAD "WIN95",8,1
LOAD "Windows 95",8:RUN
LOAD ,8,1:RUN
LOADMASTER 'chute bigger loads.
LOANS OFFICERS do it with security.
LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN ALL TEXAS
LOCK & LOAD...We've passed the point of the talking MODE
LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.
LOCUTUS 1-2-3; All other spreadsheets are irrelevent
LOFTA'S LAMENT: Nobody can leave well enough alone.
LOGIC PROGRAMMERS do it with unification/resolution.
LOGIC(n): 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6
LOGIC: a set of rules to explain what we don't understand
LOGIC??!! Is that a new flavor of yogurt, or what?
LOGICIANS do it consistently and completely
LOGICIANS do it or they do not do it
LOGIN PROCEEDING. LOGIN PROCEEDING.
LOGO: Language Old; Gone Obsolete.
LOGON - Make yourself eligible to receive criticism from a Sysop
LOGOUT RASCISM !
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LOL =lauging out loud
LOL; Laughing Out Loud
LOLAH Laughing Out Loud And Hard
LONELY(n):world's first homosexual
LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
LONG JUMPERS do it with a running start.
LONG LIVE ANIME - IN ALL ITS MUTILATED FORMS!!!
LONG LIVE THE AMIGA!
LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS COCKROACH REBELLION!! - Bloom County
LONG WAY DOWN: RIP CORD BROKE(l)
LONG-DISTANCE RUNNERS do it on a predetermined route
LONG-DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.
LONG-RANGE FORECAST: Wild guess
LONGEVITY - n.: Uncommon extention of the fear of death
LONGTIME ADDICT. Will plead, beg, grovel, and kill for taglines
LOOK ! On the Net ! It's a bug ! It's a mouse ! It's SuperUser !
LOOK AT ME, I'M A TAGLINE!
LOOK AT THIS KID.. ARE YOU FOR REAL?!.. That's a SUPERSTAR POTENTIAL!!
LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
LOOK OUT FOR THE PINK ELEPHANT BEHIND YOU!
LOOK OUT!!! My wife has PMS and a handgun!
LOOK at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm MOLTING! - Iago
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
LOOK! ... @FROM@ just did something *weird* ... He learned something!
LOOK! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...no, it's a bird.
LOOK! It's a bird! It's a plane.. ARGH!.. it's a bird!
LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover! - Yakko
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
LOOK!! It's LTUAE's favorite blowhard Orville!!
LOOK!! Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and "Flock of Seagulls" HAIRCUTS!
LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!!
LOOKS taller than the camera! (Probably the hair!)
LOOP: (go to LOOP)
LOOPING: Feeling experienced by drunk programmers
LOOPINS!.we've got bloody loopins!!Look the cat's died on loopins!!
LOOTING: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot
LORD NIMON! It is I, Soldeed, shamelessly overacting
LORD OF THE DANCE ---- Coming Soon for the 2003-2004 School Year
LORD has 12 Levels
LORD has 12 Levels
LORD: Let Oral Roberts Die.
LOS ANGELES: Land of nuts and fruits.
LOSER in the echos!
LOSER leaves the Flock? It seems the winner should get to leave
LOSER.COM not found! (G)ive up, (R)etry in vain, (F)ail
LOSER: A twit who can't even get straight F's.
LOSM: Log Off System Manager
LOST GOLD MAY BE FOUND,LOST TIME NEVER 30 Dec 95
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
LOST: 1 Iludium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
LOST: Black cat named Goway with huge claws. No reward
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
LOST: Very funny Tagline. $ Generous Reward $
LOTS hackers do it sloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllyyyyyyyy.
LOTS more fun! And no one has to die at the end!
LOTTERY: a tax on people who are bad at math. - LL
LOTTERY: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are bad at math.
LOTTERY: a tax on people who are bad at math. - L. Long
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
LOTUS 1-3-2 Spreadsheet For Dyslexics
LOU: Would you rather have King Kong attack you--or Godzilla? SUE: I'd rather have them attack each other
LOUIS BRAILLE - ;.: `:;.
LOUIS PASTEUR - Put out to pasteur.
LOUIS PASTEUR - Put out to pasteurLLOUISIANANS do it differently
LOUIS XVI - What a Revolting Development
LOUISIANANS do it differently
LOVE & KISSES - MOM
LOVE ME CHAIN!! -Sailor Venus
LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! $9.95 for info.
LOVE is a softening of the hearteries
LOVE knows how to say, "I forgive you!"
LOVE: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
LOVE: An itching about the heart that you cannot scratch. --Gaelic saying
LOVELY RITA METER MAID - Expired
LOW-BRED, adj. "Raised" instead of brought up.
LOW: Launch on Warning
LOYAL SHEEP TAKE NOTICE! Jesus loves ewe!
LP!!!! I'M STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP! HELP!!!! I'M S
LP%PAS: Line Printer \(em Print And Smear
LP%RDD: Line Printer \(em Reverse Drum Direction
LP%TCR: Line Printer \(em Tangle and Chew Ribbon
LPA: Lead Programmer Astray
LPRTC: Load Program counter from Real Time Clock
LPT1 NOT LOCATED, USE BACKUP: Grab a pencil, now get a piece of paper.
LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
LR<Does anyone have any ANSI taglines,er the colored ones<G<
LR: Load Revolver
LRA: Load RetroActively
LRB: Lose Record and Branch
LRD: Load Random Data
LS/MFT: Lotsa Sex Means Fulltime Trouble
LSD - Organic Virtual Reality
LSD - a cheaper version of virtual reality.
LSD - virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
LSD Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
LSD consumes 47 times it weight in excess reality
LSD is virtual reality without the expensive hardware.
LSD makes CGA look like 16 Million colors.
LSD makes CGA look like 16,000,000 colors!
LSD makes your CGA monitor display 16.7 million colors
LSD melt's in your mind, not in your hand
LSD melts your mind and not your hand.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
LSD soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess reality
LSD turned me into a business executive!
LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors
LSD, PCP, DOA - Darkwood
LSD, mans' first Virtual Reality.
LSD: Virtual Reality without all the fancy hardware.
LSD: Virtual reality without all the expensive hardware
LSD: A cheaper version of virtual reality!
LSD: Dr. Timithy O'leary's cheaper version of virtual reality!
LSD: It's like MSG on a neural wafer cracker
LSD: Melts in your mind, not in your mouth
LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality!
LSD: Virtual Reality that runs on existing hardware.
LSD: Virtual Reality without the expensive hardware
LSD: Virtual reality without the hardware.
LSD: a cheaper version of virtual reality.
LSD: virtual reality without the expensive hardware.
LSDÿ-ÿvirtualÿrealityÿw/oÿtheÿexpensiveÿhardware
LSHIHTRDMC Laughing So Hard I Have Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
LSHIP Laughing So Hard I Puked
LSL Loud Screaming Laughter
LSPSW: Load and Scramble PSW
LTD - Laughable Trash Dump
LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTS: Link To Sputnik
LTS: Loop Till Smokes
LTT: Lose Timing Track
LUCIFERnet Ambassador to Europe.
LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast!
LUCIFERnet. Bring out your dead!
LUCIFERnet: Raising HELL coast to coast!
LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead!
LUCK: Explanation for the success of those you hate.
LUCK: A Loser's Justification For A Winner's Effort
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. - The Beatles!!!!
LUFTHANSA - Let Us F**k The Hostess As No Steward Available
LUKE.. LUKE.. Use d'MOUSE, Luke - Obi-Wan Gates
LUKE...LUKE...use the mouse Luke - Obwan Gates
LUM: LUbricate Memory
LUMBER MAN - Joel's super hero
LUMPFISH
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
LUNAR STAGE: Raphael the Raven and Shy-Guy
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
LUNG CANCER(n): one of the few known cures for smoking
LURKERS do it lying down AND sitting up!!
LUW: Life Under Windows
LUXURY: An item that costs 50 cents to make and 50 dollars to market
LWE: Load WhatEver
LWM: Load Write-only Memory
LX 2.1 TD Kitty Cats ... The Purrs of Life!
LX 2.1 TD Terror is a great form of communication.
LX v2.00 "Harry... keep the change."
LYNCH'S LAW - When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
La Simplicit est franchement meilleure
La Bambi by Richi Valens
La Banda del Club de Cors Solitaris del Sgt. Pebre
La Cage Au Folles: Western Style - Tom
La Canada...A small Canadian town near Pasadena.
La Forge to Enterprise, come in, please!
La Forge to Riker: hold your fire
La Grange -- ZZ Top
La Guerre!! (of course, you realize, this means war!)
La Magie de Windows: Changer un 486 DX4 100 en XT 4.77MHz
La Ni¤a's comin'! La Ni¤a's comin'! Run for your lives!
La Paz, Bolivia is the world's most fireproof city. At 12,000 feet about sea level, the amount of oxygen in the air barely supports a flame
La Quinta in English means "Next to Denneys"
La Quinta is Spanish for "Next to Denny's."
La callunia e un venticello, un'auretta assai gentile
La concierge est dans l'escalier
La critique est ais‚e, l'art est difficile
La da dee, one two three, it's Eric the Halfa Bee
La guillotine will claim her bloody prize
La iglesia es tan buen negocio que hay una sucursal en cada barrio.
La la la la la . AAAAAAGGGH! Ä The Smurfs versus Godzilla
La la la la la! Lalala...Crow! - Crow sings
La la la lala! Uh, Crow! - Crow sings
La la la, la la la la... (Banana Splits theme)
La ligne droite est le chemin le plus con pour aller d'un point à un autre
La locura es hereditaria. La obtiene de sus hijos!
La parfume adher toujours a la main qui offre les roses
La pipe au papa du pape Pie pue. Jacques Pr‚vert
La pomme ne tombe jamais loin de l'arbre
La raison du plus fort est toujours la plus bête
La schmoove, ain't got nuttin to prove
La tete, c'est moi!
La vie est une maladie mortelle transmise sexuellement.
La**ck of** s**ex ca**use**s p**oo*r ey**esi*ght*.
La-Bobbit-omy: Kinda like a labotomy, but different, Just as effective
La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah
La-who, Sa-her! - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
La. where the chemicals meet the water.
LaForge of Borg: I will assimilate books.
LaForge remain below
LaForge to Enterprise...we have a problem. -- Geordi
LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's"
LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"
Lab (n): room full of icky creatures and the frogs they dissect
Lab Law #1: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
Lab Law #2: Do *not* pour 12M HCl down the drain.
Lab Law #3: Do *not* slice sodium near a sink with 2cm of water.
Lab Law #4: Do *not* use an open flame to test a Bunsen burner.
Lab Law #5: Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.
Lab Law #6: Carbon monoxide doesn't smell like anything. Be careful.
Lab Law #7: In a ballon, hydrogen looks just like helium.
Lab Law #8: You'd look funnier without eyes than with lab goggles.
Lab mice are NOT to be used as plushies by cat -brained androids -Nam
Lab rats caught smoking...Who bought the cigarettes for them?
Labatt 1995 -- Vote for X beer!
Labatt Blue - out of the blue
Labatt Copper - the Law won't allow us to call it light
Labatt Want Ad: One-legged man required to make hops
Labatt's "Genuine" Draft is really recycled Miller.
Labia majora, n.: The curly gates
Labless. Will do Polymerase Chain Reactions for food.
Labless. Will science for food.
Labor Pain - Got hurt at work
Labor Pain................................Getting hurt at work
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work...
Labor conquers everything.
Labor disgraces no man, but often a man disgraces labor
Labor not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom - Proverbs 23:4
Labor pain (def.) - getting hurt at work.
Labor, n. One of the processes by which A acquires proper
Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Labor-saving device: a husband with money
Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B
Laboratory: a place for labor, not oratory
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Labra lege
Labra lege......Read my lips.
Lace - the final brassiere! Staying boldly where no man has been
Lace and Whiskey! Double indemnity, heavens own remedy
Lace-the final brassiere. These are the voyages of the USS Boobyprize
Lace-up loafers
Laceration - Dainty material allotment
Lacertus atrioli
Lacienega Boulevardez is different
Lack of Communication: The Root of Poor Relationships.
Lack of Communication: The Root of Poor Relationships.
Lack of Taglines makes John a dull girl.
Lack of Taglines makes Orville a dull girl.
Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive. - Josephine Tey
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. - George Bernard Shaw
Lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
Lack of money is the root of all evil.<Shaw>
Lack of planning does not constitute an emergency.
Lack of planning on your part does *NOT* mean an emergency on my part.
Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency on my part
Lack of sex causes poor ---- I don't know; I can't read this word
Lack of sex causes poor eyesight.
Lack of sex causes weight gain.
Lack of sex leads to depression; extreme cases can lead to religion.
Lack of skill dictates economy of style
Lack of skill dictates economy of style - Joey Ramone
Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
Lack of sweets warps the brain and the sense of humor.
Lack of water hurts ice fishing - film at 11
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability. - Flower A. Newhouse
Lackland's Laws: 1. Never be first. 2. Never be last. 3.<>Never volunteer for anything
Lacrosse is a gentleman's game.
Lactomangulation: Abusing the "open here" spout on a milk carton.
Lactose: What you say when someone has no feet.
Lad infinitum: Peter Pan.
Laddie, d'ye think ye might like to rephrase that?
Laddie, do ya think might like ta... rephrase that?
Laddie, do ya think ya should... rephrase that? -- Scott
Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with -- Scotty
Laddie--don't ye think ye should rephrase that?--Scotty
Laddy, don't you think you oughta rephrase that?!!
Ladies & Gentleman! Watch the death defying dive into a pool of Odo!
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system
Ladies & Gentlemen, Roger has left the building
Ladies & Gentlemen, The Presidents of the United States: Billary Clint
Ladies & Gentlemen, tonight we have Rudolph the vole Vs. Odo the rat.
Ladies & Gentlemen. From England. The Femmetones - Joel
Ladies & Gentlemen. Missus Loretta Doyle -Mike on credits
Ladies & gentlemen, may I have your attention please! - Odo
Ladies & gentlemen. The parents of the Beatles - Tom
Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.
Ladies Golf Lessons - By Rasta Palmer, Bedroom Golf Champ
Ladies Wanted! ALL Positions. Will train!
Ladies and Gentlemen - Elvis has now left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen - The KLF has now left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen ÜßÜßÜß start your taglines
Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Your Florida Panthers!!
Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Your Vancouver Canucks!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system.
Ladies and Gentlemen, McFly has left the building!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Roger has left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen, a lesbian has left the building.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is finished, the end has come-Paraguayan reporter
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Professor on the drum kit
Ladies and Gentlemen, the feminist has left the building
Ladies and Gentlemen.....Elvis has left the building.
Ladies and GentlemenAnd all androgynous creatures! --Odo.
Ladies and Gents, I give to you the Cheese-o-phone.
Ladies and gentleman! The Singing Dork! - Mr. Bergstrom
Ladies and gentleman........and all androgynous creatures... - Odo
Ladies and gentlemen, David Copperfield! -- Crow T. Robot
Ladies and gentlemen, This is Spinal Tap
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the 'Attila The Hun Show'!
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a rediculous figure.
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a rid
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your mail readers
Ladies and gentlemen, the parents of the Beatles! -- Tom Servo
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Death speaking. Prepare to crash
Ladies and gentlemen, your pasty white Europeans! -- Crow
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!!
Ladies don't show their undies unintentionally.
Ladies love outlaws like babies love stray dogs
Ladies of leisure, with their eyes on the back roads
Ladies please keep (.) (.) off of the bar!
Ladies please keep your (___)(___) off of the bar!
Ladies with an attitude.
Ladies! Ladies! Don't all fight over me! - Vedek Victor
Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.
Ladies' clothes are your best defense against the system-BJ to Klinger
Ladies, I know Tung Fu.
Ladies, chain out, dosie doe! - Crow's square dance
Ladies, gentleman, androgynous creatures, may I have your attention
Ladies, gentlemen, and all androgynous beings!"--Odo
Ladies, it's ok to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point.
Ladies, please keep (___)(___) off of the bar!
Ladies: PLEASE KEEP (.)(.) OFF THE BAR!
Ladira It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind.
Ladle: The only thing edible in a pot of leek soup.
Lady Astor - Why Sir Churchill you are drunk! Churchill - And you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!
Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse
Lady Justice Blindfold: Hates to see lawyers make deals.
Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight
Lady Luck is a sick twisted bitch!
Lady MacBeth Red: The Lipstick That Won't Wash Off.
Lady Macbeth to her dog: "Out, damned Spot!"
Lady Wrestlers! My love is wider than... -- Mike Nelson
Lady hacker with breast implants: Virtual mammaries
Lady lawyers LOVE hung juries.
Lady lawyers are appealing.
Lady of the Knight
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent -Confucius
Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball.
Lady with dress up run faster than man with pants down.
Lady! Have you got YOUR lions crossed! Timon
Lady, how much longer are you going to be blowing smoke up our ass?
Lady, n. - What a woman should be in public. (And in bed, a whore.)
Lady, you got 10 absurd ideas for my one! <Humphrey Bogart>
Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the Tri-State area! -Tick
Lady, you're a real gentleman. - Hawkeye to Klinger
Lady: I like your style
Lady: Mrs. Fischer * Tom: I brought my asst. of nuts!
LadySmith: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
Ladybug, Ladybug, Fly away home!
Laetrile is the pits.
Laetrile is the pits.
Laforge...." No Wesley you moron that's not how I ended up blind!!!"
Lager: it's the only thing that can kill a vindaloo!
Laid Off!: Gwen Home*
Lair Business Card: "Dragons rescued. Virgins slain"
Lair Policy: Either you post a lot, or you look good in tight jeans
Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle. - Richie Benaud
Laissez Bon Temps Rouler!
Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves
Laissez Le Bon Temps Roullez! Let the good times roll! Cajun saying
Laissez le bon temps roule.
Lak of planning on your part doesn't justify an emergency on my part.
Lak?! What kind of name is Lak?! Oh... Lak the wizard! Nice name!
Lake Erie died for your sins.
Lake Erie's so polluted, an atheist could walk across it
Lake Springfield: No mercury dumping without permit.
Lake Superior is frozen - take the short cut to Canada
Lake Wobegon, Minnesota; home of Powdermilk Biscuits!
Lake of Fire and Brimstone. Safer for tourists than Florida.
Lakewood, Colorado
Lakitu and Goonie are now free!
Lala..Oqht'u and Mey'lota... Shut up, Worf!
LamBORGini - The car that really assimilates the road!
LamBORGini- The car that chooses to drive =you=!
LamBORGini: The car that really assimilates the road!
Lama is close to something that spits, but I think its a kind of Holy man. - Keith Finlayson
Lama=priest. Llama=beast. Lllama=conflagration
Lamb of God, you take away the sin of the world, have mercy on us
Lamb stew: Much ado about mutton.
LambdaComm System - Welcome to Trollinger Country
Lamentoso - With handkerchiefs
Lamers need not reply.
Laminites - Those strange people who show up inside new wallets
Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs
Lampoon: a spear used for harpooning lambs
Lampoon: n. A device for harpooning lambs
Lampwork for Aromatherapy & Perfume Retail Counters
Lance Barton-- If you're good looking, you're gonna succeed through life. If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!
Lance Hillhouse:Professional Instigations for a Nominal Fee
Lance Hillhouse:Professional Instigations for a Nominal Fee
Lancelot of Borg : Resistance is feudal.
Lancelot, Knight of the Internet. Will cure virgins for food
Land Of Plenty - By Alison Ann Moore
Land Shark!
Land Trout migrate to earth occaisionally
Land Yacht: An American built car with fins bigger than a Honda Civic
Land of NODos: Continued (Yesd/Nod)?
Land of Night (and high electric bills).
Land of Nod joke: "Nok Nok." "Who's there?" "NoA" "No?" "Hey!"
Land of song, sang the warrior bard
Land of the Bea Arthurs! -- Joel Robinson
Land of the Single Entendre
Land of the morning calm
Land of the morning calm ...........
Land passes with the encumbrances
Land shark - the cleverest species of them all.
Land shark!
Landing Tip: Fall to Earth at almost negative velocity
Landing lights on? ÄÄ-ww-øUø-ww-ÄÄ
Landing. Please return Stewardesses to upright position.
Landlords DO IT every month
Landlords do it every month.
Lando learned how to play sabacc by listening to Kenny Rogers!
Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fau
Lando's not a system, he's a man. - Han Solo
Lando's not a system, he's a man...Lando Calrissian
Lando, Lando, he's our man! If he can't do it ... we'll get Han!
Lando, open the top hatch!
Landru pulled them down from the skies. - Reger
Landru! Guide us!
Landru! Guide us! -- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons"
Landru! We are the Archons! - Kirk
Landru. Died. 6000 years ago. - Kirk
Landscapers DO IT by design
Landscapers can help you hold up a bank
Landscapers plant it deeper.
Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
Lang, watch the protoculture! You're starting to look like Scotty!
Lang___a movie is never just a movie
Langin's Law: If things were left to chance, they'd be better.
Langsam's Law: Everything depends.
Langsam's Laws: 1. Everything depends. 2. Nothing is always.<>3. Everything is sometimes
Langsam's ornithological axiom: it's hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with Turkeys
Language is a human virus from outer space.
Language is a means by which mistakes are propagated.
Language is a virus from another planet
Language is a virus from another planet. -- William Burroughs
Language is a virus from outer space.
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S. Burroughs
Language is a virus from outer space. -Burroughs
Language is fossil poetry. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Language is fossil poetry. -- Emerson
Language is not a fish, Mike? No bones
Language is the dress of thought. -- Johnson
Language shapes the way we think, and determines what we can think about. - Benjamin Whorf
Language speaks to the mind, but music speaks to the heart.
Language was born from our deep inner need to complain
Language went, It was a total loss. IBM is 99.8% compatible...With
Language without meaning is meaningless
Language- A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
Language: A System For Organizing And Defining Error Messages
Language: A dialect with an army and navy.
Language: A system for organizing and defining error messages.
Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
Languages that don't have separate genders are sexist!
Lao Tze
Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.
Laotion Proverb: When drowning, it is all right to be a fatalist, but one should still move one's feet
Lap Dancing Could be Dangerous with High Heels!
Lap-Top: Smaller And Lighter Than The Average Secretary
Lap-Top: Smaller and lighter than the average secretary
Lap: The place my cat wants to be when I'm online
Lapidarists favorite ice cream: Rocky Road
Laplace's Dictum: "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
Laps :) Laps :) Laps :) ((TK)) :) Laps :) Laps :) Laps :)
Laps are so more than one person can sit on a chair at a time.
Laptop - computer lighter than the average secretary
Laptop computers are okay, but I would prefer my secretary back.
Laptop users should not be permitted to use joysticks.
Laptop users...Computer commuters.
Laptop: Where my cat sleeps
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Laptop: Where my cats sleep.
Laptop: where my kitties sleep
Laptoppers do it in the comfort and warmth of BED!!!
Laptops and Taglines; proof power comes in small packages.
Laptops are expensive toys.I can not afford 1
Laptops are popular because they can be used on the john.
Laptops flunk every safe work station guideline
Lard - We love to eat, we love to pray, mold over mind, hooray!
Large Cheese Pizza UPC Code -> ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Large Kats are a no-no, but a little pussy is fine
Large brains can contain small minds
Large cats are a no -no, but a little pussy is fine
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
Large cats're bad, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
Large fries...pie...large coffee...PRONTO! --Tom Anderson
Large fry, pie, large coffe
Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women. -- Lord Kalvin
Large programmer gets flu ... the burly nerd catches the germ!
Large? What do you mean 'large'? - Dr. Forrester on ears
Largest executable program size 641K (65634 bytes)
Largo al factotum della citta, largo!
Lark's vomit ?!
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
Larry Badger...meaner than a junkyard dog!
Larry Bell isn't a phone company, but he should be!
Larry Bird's gonna help 'em? - Crow
Larry Bird's gonna help 'em? -- Crow T. Robot
Larry D. Welch, Chief of Staff, US Air Force, was an Eagle Scout.
Larry D. Welch, General, US Air Force, was an Eagle Scout.
Larry King couldn't compete against Rush Limbaugh so Larry ran away.
Larry King... Radio's answer to Nyquil
Larry Laffer Lives!!
Larry Mondello as The Babe - Tom on hefty baseball player
Larry Mondello as The Babe. -- Tom Servo
Larry Storch? Jerry Lee Lewis? -- TV's Frank
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up
Larry is the name and, Plastics are my game
Larry, Curly and Moe at Tenagra. - Tamarian Comedy
Larry, the AUTORACE AVENGER
Larry, they're going to pull us to pieces! - Ralph Brentner
Larry, you're a dullard - Mike
Larry: Really frayed toothbrush that should've been tossed weeks ago.
Larry: Ummm! * Dr. F: Yummy noise! (Pizza & Pasta advert)
Larson
Larst munth i cudnt spel Jeeniealijest, now i are wun.
Las Vegas Law: Never bet on a loser because you think his luck<>is bound to change
Las Vegas Plumber: All of our flushes are Royal!
Las Vegas Postcards are great to receive ---
Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures.
Las Vegas: The land of the spree and the home of the knave.
Las mujeres se alocan con taglines largos
Las penas y preocupaciones no se ahogan en alcohol, SABEN NADAR
Las weak i kudden even spel jennyologest, n now eye r wun!
Lasagne is a staple of life!.
Lasciate ogni speranza
Lasciate ogni speranza o voi ci'entrate
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate! Heh heh heh... -- Ty
Laser Security System, mounts on 12 guage shotgun barrel
Laser envy! -- Mr. Potato Head
Laser printer on stun, Mr. Worf.
Laser printer set to stun
Laser printers are great but EXPENSIVE
Laser printers are toner deaf.
Laser printers do it without making an impression.
Laser printers purchased on Rodeo Drive are tonier.
Lass, ye've been hitting the graphite again.--Scotty
Lassie! Come home! I want to have your puppies!
Lassie! Watch out for that car! $^#@(*NO TERRIER
Lassie, Benji and NT = 2 stars and a dog!
Lassie, Benji and Windows = 2 stars and a dog!
Lasso her & tie her to a chair! - Tom during square dance
Lasso her and tie her to a chair! -- Tom Servo
Last 2 words of the US national anthem - PLAY BALL!
Last Chance, No Taglines, Next Five Messages.
Last Christmas my father bought me a train set with a third rail
Last Friday it blizzarded. - Anna Steven 5/Nov/1995
Last Halloween I saw 22 Elvises. Do you think they were ALL costumes.
Last I heard he was calling himself "Shooting Star."
Last I heard he was calling himself "Shooting Star."
Last I heard, being alive is not a crime. - Morden
Last I heard, their asparagus was leaking. -Scott, WTNE
Last Law of Product Design: If you can't fix it, feature it
Last Month I Couldn't Spell Internet.. Now I'm On It!
Last Roundup - By Brandon Irons
Last Tomb On The Left - Crow
Last Will and Testament? Oh, come on, that's a dead giveaway!
Last Words of Schroedinger's Cat: "MEOW!"
Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Last Words: "Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty."
Last Words: "I went here few years ago. That bridge is perfectly safe"
Last Words: "I wonder how fast this car will go?"
Last Words: "If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop."
Last Words: "Just watch me dive from that bridge."
Last Words: "Lemme have that bottle; I'll try it."
Last Words: "Let's see if it's loaded."
Last Words: "Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"
Last Words: "Step on her, boy, we're only going 75."
Last Words: "What if I hit this button..."
Last Words: "What? Your mother is going to stay another month?"
Last Words: "Wife, these biscuits are tough."
Last Words: "You and *WHAT* army?"
Last Words: "You can make it easy...that train isn't coming fast."
Last Words: "Your mother wears army boots."
Last Words: Alright, give back the grenades, Hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?
Last Words: Give the gun back to daddy-
Last Words: Give the gun back to daddy-
Last Words: I swear, I didn't know she was your sister.
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: Relax, it ain't loaded
Last Words: WOW, you look great today, so unlike the past years.
Last Words: no you're not fat like that, but when you turn around...
Last Words: no you're not fat like that, but when you turn around...
Last act of defiance
Last act of defiance
Last act of defiance
Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viaible alternatives. - William Safire
Last egg gets Al.
Last garage sale I had, some bozo bought the garage!
Last guys don't finish nice. -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
Last lap! - Larry
Last man to the escape pods is Borg fodder!
Last man writing
Last minute is always the most productive!
Last mistake you'll ever make
Last mistake you'll ever make - Luke Skywalker
Last mucked with on June 9th 1996
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. -- Tommy Cooper
Last night I dreamed I had insomnia
Last night I dreamed you were back again.
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia!
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler and woke up exhausted.
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world. - Steven Wright
Last night I had a dream,
Last night I neglected to mention something that doesn't bear repeating.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. --Stephen Wright
Last night I was in mood2Csomething silly&idiotic on TV.So I put the cat there
Last night I was in the mood to see something silly and idiotic on TV. So I put the cat there.
Last night our sex was so good, the neighbors lit cigarettes.
Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body.-- Troi
Last nights sex was so good the neighbours lit cigarettes.
Last of the Mohegans, but hopefully not forgotten!!
Last one alive's a wet ponce! -- Lister
Last one in is Cousin It! -Tom as people enter space ship
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last one out of Washington, please don't forget to flush.
Last one out turn on the UPS.
Last one out, please shoot the liberal
Last one out, please turn off the lights
Last one out, turn off the Doctor!
Last one out, turn off the computer!
Last one to the montage is a rotten egg. -- Tome Servo
Last orders, please
Last read message 6 of 47258
Last refugee out of New York City, please turn out the lights. -Con$Ed
Last revised April 19, 1996
Last sentence left ambiguous on purpose
Last sperm in is a rotten egg!
Last spring I planted weeds...flowers popped up everywhere
Last supper: Sacrament administered to a dying Catholic.
Last thing I remember is this leggy red-head with a whip.
Last thing I remember was this leggy blond with a whip
Last thing I remember was this sexy redhead with a whip.
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door.
Last thing people want is truth. -Sylvester Stallone
Last time I felt this good was 9 A.M. - about 12 years ago.
Last time I had sex, well. I'm thinking.
Last time I heard being alive was not a crime.
Last time I saw Odo, he was looking rather pail.--Sisko
Last time I saw Rasta, he was looking for his Ganja stash.
Last time I saw a lobster *that* big, it was wrestling The Rock on SMACKDOWN!
Last time I tried to eat a Dodge Omni, it damn near ran me over! -- Josh
Last time I tried to eat a Dodge Omni, it damn near ran me over! -- Josh Fielek, when told that most people are omnivores
Last time we met it was in a low-lit room --U2
Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake.
Last time you knew all the answers you were wrong.
Last time you turned up, my life was runied -Martha
Last to know . . .First to go!
Last train is nearly due--the underground is closing soon
Last two words of the national anthem: Play ball!
Last typed(words) of a fanatic gamer: 0MG H4XX0RZ H0W D1D U R4P3 M3, 1 W4S PWNING
Last weak, I kudent spel progrmir, now I r wun
Last weak, I kudent spel progrmir, now I r wun
Last week I couldn't even spell engineer, now I are one.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steve Wright
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steve Wright
Last week I got in an accident speeding to my stress management class.
Last week I went fishing and all I got was a sunburn, poison ivy and mosquito bites
Last week on Cannon - Crow
Last week resembled paradise: no f*ck*ng bills at all!
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. - Steven Wright
Last week went so poorly I forgot how to ride a bicycle
Last week's pet, this week's special
Last weke I cudn't even spel kumpooter programer and today I are one!
Last word of a Hero. AARRRGHHFFF smdsker
Last words - "Is it safe?" William Palmer
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough- Karl Marx
Last words at Rusty&Edie's: Ed, go see who's at the door.
Last words in Las Vegas..Give me the money I told you not to give me!
Last words of Bill Gates at execution "Damn, that Windows 95."
Last words of David Koresh: "I said a BUD Light!"
Last words of James T. Kirk: "Bridge on the Captain!"
Last words of Sir Hector: "Watch me goose yon slumbering dragon, lad."
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last words of most rednecks: "Hey guys, watch this!"
Last words: " It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!*
Last words: "'Brak'? That's a stupid name for a barbarian!"
Last words: "..23..24..Well, that's the last of his arrows."
Last words: "A Communist sticker on the Warbot? ... I'll shoot it off."
Last words: "A Nightmare, huh? I'll attack for one round and prepare to run."
Last words: "A cute looking coala with a WHAT!? THEY can't use Kalashnikovs, no!?"
Last words: "A juggernaught? What the hell's a juggernaught?"
Last words: "A sign labeled `pit'? I walk up to it."
Last words: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
Last words: "AGAIN!?!?!"
Last words: "After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin."
Last words: "Aha! So you're the [killer/spy/vampire]!"
Last words: "Airstrike? Sure.....But I get one too."
Last words: "All clear, guys."
Last words: "Anything but a fumble now...."
Last words: "Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time."
Last words: "Beeping? O.K. I put it back in my holster."
Last words: "Black Ice in Mom and Pop's Grocery?!" {front for money launderers}
Last words: "Blue, no...wait, Yellow! Aaaaarghhhh" {to a bridgekeeper}
Last words: "Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."
Last words: "Bugger! Failed my Intelligence test."
Last words: "But [longbows/match locks/nuclear weapons] haven't been invented yet..."
Last words: "But he has to be our friend!"
Last words: "But this was supposed to be foolproof!"
Last words: "By the way, what's the reverse of "summon"?"
Last words: "C'mon! We're a team!"
Last words: "Call me Kregor the Undying!"
Last words: "Can I eat this green slime?"
Last words: "Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
Last words: "Come on! Arrows versus Kevlar?"
Last words: "Come on, there are more good mutations than defected ones."
Last words: "Come on, there's no such thing as a sword made of arsenic..."
Last words: "Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."
Last words: "Computer, I'd like to register my mutation... It's Machine Empathy."
Last words: "Cover me."
Last words: "DO NOT OPEN"
Last words: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Last words: "Damned be him who first cries, 'Hold, enough!'"
Last words: "Demogorgon."
Last words: "Did you see that guy's head? I wonder what did this."
Last words: "Do something, SCHMUCK !"
Last words: "Do you think it's a toxic spirit?"
Last words: "Does anybody in the group have Doc Wagon?"
Last words: "Don't I get the farie fire bonus on my parry."
Last words: "Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."
Last words: "Don't worry - I have Pilot-7."
Last words: "Don't worry sir, we can handle it."
Last words: "Don't worry! I still have a dagger attack."
Last words: "Don't worry, I can hit him! I can hit him!"
Last words: "Don't worry, he is probably just first level."
Last words: "Don't worry, the DM won't hose me"
Last words: "Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20 ?"
Last words: "Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked."
Last words: "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing!"
Last words: "Don't worry. I've got a plan."
Last words: "Don't worry. This is just another empty room."
Last words: "Don't worry. This ship won't sink with this little water inside."
Last words: "Don't worry. With the amount of modifiers you've got there's no way he'll
Last words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Last words: "Dragons give you a lot of Exp."
Last words: "Easy kill."
Last words: "Easy, boy. What's this stupid horse's problem?"
Last words: "Elves don't die. They live eternally." {Not this one, of course}
Last words: "Feel like surrendering ?"
Last words: "Finally! I thought that troll would never die."
Last words: "For some reason I had always imagined that bugbears were somewhat smaller."
Last words: "Funny, doesn't *look* like a cyberpsycho...." {but it was one}
Last words: "Get him!"
Last words: "Give you my T.O.&E ?! Figure it out yourself..."
Last words: "Gummy werebears? They should be cake to kill once they turn human."
Last words: "Guys, I'm out of ammo."
Last words: "Guys, there's some giant bugs in the hallway."
Last words: "Ha ha ha! Let's put bookworms in his spell research library."
Last words: "Hah! I'm not dead yet. I still have five hit points."
Last words: "He has a threat rating of WHAT ?"
Last words: "He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"
Last words: "He just fell off the 10th floor? I run over and catch him."
Last words: "He looks like a sunburnt elf? Huh."
Last words: "He wouldn't try that trick again!"
Last words: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."
Last words: "Here, hold this rope while I go down."
Last words: "Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the dungeon exit."(Lost)
Last words: "Hey man, they're just two lousy orcs..." {He never saw ogres before.}
Last words: "Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill you."
Last words: "Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?"
Last words: "Hey! Where's my components?"
Last words: "Hey, Bill, cast a Detect Invisibility, quick. Bill. Bill? Where's Bill?"
Last words: "Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"
Last words: "Hey, I found it. I'm keeping it."
Last words: "Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."
Last words: "Hey, she's female. Don't worry, this GM never has female villians."
Last words: "Hey, this chest just bit me!"
Last words: "Hey, we're out! We're safe!"
Last words: "Hey, where did I put the top to this Decanter of Endless Water ?"
Last words: "Hey, where'd all the big spiders come from?"
Last words: "Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night' !"
Last words: "Hmmm... odd-colored walls. Well, I touch one." {turned to stone}
Last words: "How does one control something once it gets out of the pentagram ?"
Last words: "How much will you give me for this idol I found (cursed)?"
Last words: "How would you like to have this sword?"
Last words: "Hubba hubba! The nymph's taking off her clothes!"
Last words: "I ain't afraid of no ghost."
Last words: "I am not getting short-changed by this guy."
Last words: "I attempt to disbelieve"
Last words: "I bar the door!" {Door opened inward.}
Last words: "I bet it's just an illusion."
Last words: "I bet that without Mjolnir you're a real wimp."
Last words: "I bet this is not under current."
Last words: "I can banish this demon."
Last words: "I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)
Last words: "I cast a hellblast." {at a gas station}
Last words: "I cast a lightning bolt at the ochre jelly."
Last words: "I didn't find any traps !!"
Last words: "I don't care. I'm taking a bath right now."
Last words: "I don't understand. It should be dead by now."
Last words: "I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."
Last words: "I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake."
Last words: "I finally shot that owl that's been folowing you around !"
Last words: "I follow them."
Last words: "I give him the finger..."
Last words: "I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"
Last words: "I have a very bad feeling about this."
Last words: "I have this dungeon at home, I know where everything is!"
Last words: "I hear a clic-clac? OK, I'll do a fast peek, like in Miami Vice. Those guys never got shot."
Last words: "I jump from our car into theirs."
Last words: "I jump off the roof - He won't get my last HP then."
Last words: "I just HAVE to know what that magic trap(/item) does."
Last words: "I kill it."
Last words: "I knock at that door."
Last words: "I know an illusion when I see one."
Last words: "I know how to handle a flame thrower."
Last words: "I know if I draw a card I'll get the VOID."
Last words: "I light the torch. What do you mean there is a sizzling sound ?" -* BOOM *-
Last words: "I never fall asleep during guard jobs."
Last words: "I never get lost."
Last words: "I never get to have any fun!"
Last words: "I open the door and see who it is." {in response to a knock on the door}
Last words: "I pull the metal ring out of the sphere."(Recognize a Holy Hand Grenade?)
Last words: "I really didn't know it was against the law."
Last words: "I rolled a 20. How could that be a miss?"
Last words: "I see HOW MANY wights?!" (from the crypts of Ravenloft)
Last words: "I shoot a missile at one of the wasps."
Last words: "I sit on the pale lady with the funny teeth." (Ahhh! the infamous vampire)
Last words: "I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me."
Last words: "I stand right underneath the Fire Giant and point my wand straight up."
Last words: "I step back as far as I can." {In an elevator}
Last words: "I tackle her." {She was a wolf shapeshifter in human form}
Last words: "I think I'll rob that place."
Last words: "I think he can be trusted."
Last words: "I think we'll have to reason with him."
Last words: "I thought lighting the candles around the pentagram was YOUR job."
Last words: "I thought this spell required a 5-sided star..."
Last words: "I thought you said "Cone of Cold" not "Coin of Gold"!"
Last words: "I throw a grenade at them." {in the middle of a weapons storhouse}
Last words: "I throw the grenade..." (Onto a proch less than ten feet away)
Last words: "I try to move silently in plate armor..."
Last words: "I try to resurect him with this rod."
Last words: "I try to talk to the blob."
Last words: "I wake up quickly!"
Last words: "I want my reward."
Last words: "I want to kill something."
Last words: "I wish we had a 10 foot pole. Oh well."
Last words: "I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down there."
Last words: "I wonder what this wand does ?" {waving it around}
Last words: "I wonder what's in here?"
Last words: "I'd better carry the explosives, I've got demolition skill."
Last words: "I'll cover you!"
Last words: "I'll cut the red wire."
Last words: "I'll hide my ship near the planet's ring?" {which is where several hundred
Last words: "I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."
Last words: "I'll just close my eyes and walk up to the dracolisk holding up my mirror"
Last words: "I'll just walk up to the dragon invisibly"
Last words: "I'll kick the door in!"
Last words: "I'll kill that sucker if it's the last thing I do." {It was...}
Last words: "I'll light a fire." (In the woods at night (attracted bears)}
Last words: "I'll open it."
Last words: "I'll open the door, sneak up on him from behind and backstab him!"
Last words: "I'll pull the lever."
Last words: "I'll put my head in, and see what's inside."
Last words: "I'll take off my armor so I'm silent and slip past the dragon."
Last words: "I'll try it on."
Last words: "I'll try to fix it."
Last words: "I'll try to pick his pockets." {Pockets belonged to a level 30 mage.}
Last words: "I'll use my taunt skill."
Last words: "I'm SURE there are no traps."
Last words: "I'm a vampire. No mortal can kill me."
Last words: "I'm bored..."
Last words: "I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!"
Last words: "I'm invincible!"
Last words: "I'm not powerful enough, can't you just give me second level."
Last words: "I'm so tired. I'll sleep during my watch tonight. Nothing will happen."
Last words: "I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."
Last words: "I'm sure they didn't trace me."
Last words: "I've been here before. There are no traps in this section."
Last words: "I've got better things to do than run your petty errands, your highness."
Last words: "I've got plenty of spells; I don't need to carry a weapon."
Last words: "I've got you now!"
Last words: "If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack."
Last words: "If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful."
Last words: "In my present mood I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself."
Last words: "Is this one really able to breath fire?"
Last words: "Is this scroll pronounced 'HAStur HAStur' or 'HasTUR HasTUR' ?"
Last words: "Isn't the rope double-secured up there!?"
Last words: "Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)
Last words: "It could be dangerous!"
Last words: "It doesn't look like anyone is hiding in here."
Last words: "It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across."
Last words: "It has an ejector seat? I pull the lever." {in a helicopter-like Flybot}
Last words: "It probably just wants to be friends."
Last words: "It seems easy enough"
Last words: "It'd be stupid to trap this!"
Last words: "It's dangerous, but think of the experience points."
Last words: "It's only an illusionary red dragon!"
Last words: "It's only infantry."
Last words: "It's only one wight. The others are just ghouls."
Last words: "Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around."
Last words: "Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed."
Last words: "Let me control this steering-wheel now."
Last words: "Let me handle this."
Last words: "Let me have this stupid skeleton with my two-handed sword."
Last words: "Let's blow open the airlock."
Last words: "Let's go in."
Last words: "Let's rush them."
Last words: "Let's see what'll happen when I mix these two potions together ?"
Last words: "Let's split."
Last words: "Let's walk this way."
Last words: "Lightning bolts don't ricochet off stone walls, do they?"
Last words: "Live and let live ? Yeah, right!"
Last words: "Look at the size of those tracks!"
Last words: "MAGIC ITEMS!"
Last words: "Magic is for wimps."
Last words: "Master, I kind of forgot to feed your familiar." {never seen again}
Last words: "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
Last words: "Maybe we should just kill him."
Last words: "Me first Me first."
Last words: "Money!"
Last words: "My Character is being careful."
Last words: "My God will protect me."
Last words: "My first arrow MISSED the magic-user pointing at me?? OK, I shoot again!"
Last words: "My two mutations? ...But I've only one!"
Last words: "Mysterious shadows in the room? I'm not scared --- you can't spook me!"
Last words: "NOOO, don't touch anything inside..."* BOOM * {inside a laboratory}
Last words: "Naah. He's the DM, he never kills PCs."
Last words: "No problem. That's easy!"
Last words: "No retreat, no surrender!"
Last words: "No security force is *that* fast responding."
Last words: "No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the pictures."
Last words: "O.K. pal, take your best shot."
Last words: "OK! I moon the Balrog!"
Last words: "Ochre jelly? Ok, everyone, break out the bread and the peanut butter."
Last words: "Oh cute! Look at the fuzzy little cubs!"
Last words: "Oh don't worry. The poisonous ones have orange stripes."
Last words: "Oh no! Let's go help them!"
Last words: "Oh these, I've fought them before..."
Last words: "Oh, he puts those in all of his dungeons. It's a gas spore."
Last words: "Oh, no. We're being rescued. How embarrassing!"
Last words: "Oh, that component was worth THAT much ?"
Last words: "Oh. He'll miss. Just look at my AC."
Last words: "Okay, Ed, your underwear explodes!"
Last words: "Oops."
Last words: "Quick !! How does one UNSUMMON a demon lord ?"
Last words: "Quick! What did that scroll say ?"
Last words: "Read it to me." {It was a fireball scroll.}
Last words: "Remember that demon that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar ? Well..."
Last words: "Run away!"
Last words: "Sacrifice...?"
Last words: "Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?" {laser sight}
Last words: "So that giant fell into the pit? I'll jump over it and get his treasure."
Last words: "So they have a tank...big deal! I have an M-16!!! I can kill it."
Last words: "So what?"
Last words: "Something's wrong with my d20."
Last words: "Stand back you wimps. I'll kill it."
Last words: "Stop!"
Last words: "Sure you can use the LRM Carrier platoon in this scenario ."
Last words: "Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..."
Last words: "Take out a Beholder's eyes, and Bingo!"
Last words: "That fire wand only had 25 charges left on it ?!"
Last words: "That was no healing potion! I'm gonna kill that swindler!"
Last words: "That's only a statue"
Last words: "The warding circle for this demon wasn't continuous before, was it ?"
Last words: "Then I'll hit him back!" {spoken at the start of a bar brawl.}
Last words: "There is no trap on the door, so let's open it"
Last words: "There is only two left..."
Last words: "There's no way they'll ever find us."
Last words: "They can't possibly outflank us. We have a multi-scanner!"
Last words: "They can't see me. I'm invisible!"
Last words: "They don't look so tough."
Last words: "They need a twenty to hit me, I'm invincible"
Last words: "They will flee in terror from my "
Last words: "They're only kobolds!"
Last words: "This 250' wall has so many holes, it should be easy to climb."
Last words: "This is a push-over dungeon."
Last words: "This trap only hits one time. Trust me, I'm sure."
Last words: "This type of undead can't drain levels"
Last words: "Those noises are probably nothing."
Last words: "Trap? What trap?"
Last words: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
Last words: "Trust me."
Last words: "Turn !!!" {to bone golem}
Last words: "Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?"
Last words: "Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?"
Last words: "Um... I charge the machine gun nest."
Last words: "Umm... Do I have a gas mask?"
Last words: "Wait a minute, didn't the old man say something about a curse?"
Last words: "Wait. Let me first look through the keyhole." [a trapped one]
Last words: "Wanna see my new spell?"
Last words: "Want some help ?" {said by an magic apprentice}
Last words: "Was that rune inscribed on the cage important ?"
Last words: "Watch this."
Last words: "We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentacle..."
Last words: "We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping"
Last words: "We killed all monsters on this level."
Last words: "We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun."
Last words: "We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet."
Last words: "Well ...., I'll touch it again"
Last words: "Well, at least I tried...?"
Last words: "Well, if you didn't belch, who did?"
Last words: "Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?"
Last words: "What a stupid 'bot." {It was a hunter-killer drone}
Last words: "What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."
Last words: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Last words: "What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!"
Last words: "What do you mean 18 meter long crocodile--you just said crocodile."
Last words: "What do you mean I hear water?" {in a tunnel}
Last words: "What do you mean `energy weapons are illegal' ?"
Last words: "What do you mean the skull is floating in the air?" {Demilich float}
Last words: "What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"
Last words: "What do you mean they threw it back ?"
Last words: "What do you mean trolls regenerate!?!"
Last words: "What do you mean, `It doesn't work' ?" {Item with no more charges left.}
Last words: "What kind of glue do you use to fix a DragonOrb ?"
Last words: "What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?"
Last words: "What's in this bottle ?" * POP * "Uhh... oh-oh..."
Last words: "What's the duration of this Fly spell?"
Last words: "What's with that wierdo with the teeth?"
Last words: "What?! I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds."
Last words: "Where'd that thief go now?"
Last words: "Who cares about f*king telepathics. Lets torch him."
Last words: "Who's bringing up the rear?"
Last words: "Whoever did this must be long gone by now."
Last words: "Why can't we take Clarissa (Disguised evil high priestess) with us?"
Last words: "Why does the writing on that book disappear while I am reading it ?"
Last words: "Why is this man speaking in sign language?"
Last words: "Why is your torch flame turning blue?"
Last words: "With this body in my possesion I shall now rule the world!!"
Last words: "Wonder what this button does ?"
Last words: "YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." {to an 8 foot tall troll}
Last words: "Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."
Last words: "You are on my side, aren't you ?!"
Last words: "You call yourself a barbarian, you son of a witch ?"
Last words: "You don't look like a mage!"
Last words: "You mean ... this ... is the last ... torch?"
Last words: "You mean there's more ?" {About undeads which entered the room}
Last words: "You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"
Last words: "You mean this suit is nuclear powered? Get me outta here! ... Guys?"
Last words: "You must be kidding! No?"
Last words: "You watch the door, I'll take out the Gas Spore (Beholder) that's guarding the treasure."
Last words: "You wouldn't dare!"
Last words: "You wouldn't happen to have a banishment spell memorized...?"
Last words: "You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!"
Last words: "Your armor is too noisy. Wait here and I'll scout ahead."
Last words: "Your mother was a Gully Dwarf."
Last words: "Zoinks! I sure hope that's just Scooby behind me."
Last words: -"What do you mean 'No reaction' ? I hit him again harder !"
Last words: Dinosaur? Hey, no problem, right Balinor?"
Last words: GM:"You don't get your +5 for being a dwarf, because it's special bodak power"
Last words: GM:"You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take 210 points of damage"
Last words: Hey, wake up, they're coming... For Heaven's sake, WAKE UP!
Last words: I can't possibly miss..."
Last words: I put my AK97 under my coat and go to the subway
Last words: NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk." PC : "Okay!"
Last words: No, you may NOT have another cookie.
Last words: Oh, that bat's not much of a problem." {playing ULTIMA Underworld}
Last words: Oh, that bat's not much of a problem." {playing ULTIMA Underworld}
Last words: One of these must be the right one...just start pushing buttons at random,
Last words: PC1: "So... who knows how to drive?" {noone knew but they didn't care...}
Last words: PLAYER:"BEGONE THINGS OF EVIL!!!" REPLY:"Begone thing of good."
Last words: Star Wars:"Stormtroopers can't hit a Wampa at this dist..."
Last words: That auto-targetting laser can't hit me! I have human reflexes."
Last words: To powerful demon: "Try me sh*t breath!"
Last words: To sleeping dragon: "Oops, sorry...didn't mean to disturb you."
Last words: Traveller:"Who took the battery out of my grav belt?"
Last words: You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"
Last words: we'll hit it."
Last year 20 thousand people were caused by accidents
Last year 450 people fell off their bikes in Oregon and drowned
Last year I did not receive the 15,000 items I requested for christmas
Last year I got my wife a Mothers' Day gift that left her speechless. In fact, she didn't speak to me for three weeks.
Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won
Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
Last, but not least, MY favorite; A TOMMYGUN! The Mask
Last, but not least, avoid cliche's like the plague
Last_laugh = gloat();
Lastly, as all parents discover, a baby is someone who must have a bottle or bust
Lastnight I went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
Late ? Bill is ill, I bet, Al. (Palindrom)
Late Again - By Misty Buss
Late Night's Number 1 "Van Pattens or Body Parts": "Dick"
Late Nights - By S. A. Due
Late Nite Diversions, Sarnia, Ont.
Late Roman score -Lions=3 Christians=1
Late at night, when it's dark & cold, I reach out for someone 2 hold
Late mail due to Khitomer Rememberance Day holiday
Late mail due to Tetryon particle decontaminination of mail packet
Late mail due to a temporal causality loop
Late mail due to defective positronix matrix transfer technology
Late of Pablo Fanques Fair - what a scene! Ä Beatles
Late reply due to Baryon decontamination of mail packet
Late to bed and late to rise ist die beste Eierspeis' !
Late to bed, early to rise means you bbs
Late, too late, all the wretches run... - Queen
Late-night movie fans: Igor-Gasms
Lately I've been suffering from poetic anemia... I'm not getting enough irony
Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been...J. Garcia
Lately, I'm like a watch that's overwound
Lately, I've come to see that "Common Sense" is not so COMMON!
Lately, We've Been Here Just About All the Time
Lately, it occurs to me
Lately, things just don't seem the same.
Later and later and later and later and later and later
Later on we'll perspire as we sit by the fire
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire
Later! Tony Morency
Later, 'O' Mighty Tag God
Later, dude.
Later, in completely unrelated footage - Mike
Later, in completely unrelated footage... -- Mike Nelson
Later, somewhere near a chicken farm - Crow
Later. Latest. Too late! Lenore Karidian
Later...on the Planet of Easily Frightened People...- EWJim Announcer
Later...on the Planet of Man-Eating Socks...- Earthworm Jim Announcer
Latest Blonde Invention: Ejector seats for Helicopter Pilots
Latest Blonde Invention: The Cordless Bungee.
Latest Catholic Craze- "Cheeses of Nazareth"
Latest Catholic Craze- "Portable Prayer Power: Pope on a Rope"
Latest Catholic Craze- Souveigner of the Pope's visit: "Holy Sh!t"
Latest book out: Complete Idiot's Guide to Taglines
Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.
Latest galactic thrill: Tribbles replace Ben-Wa Balls
Latest game on the Enterprises holodeck? - DOOM!
Latest issue of Taglines Today: Tagline Repair - Is It Right For You?
Latest news! Conference moderator overthrown by a coup!
Latest news! GM overthrown by a coup-deville!
Latest news! Conference Moderator overthrown by a coup!
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
Latest word from Microsoft about Windows: "April Fool!"
Latet anguis in herba
Latex Linda... Pooh's *OTHER* honey pot.
Latex condom I'd love to live in one of those! --Grandpa Simpson
Latex lovers live longer
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather. - Wakko Rinse. - Dot Repeat! - Yakko
Latimun tarnishes, Family lasts forever. Rom
Latin Dances For Sheep - By Sam Baa
Latin for "I will stand in public and beg for a quid. It is dandy."
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Latinized, they're Bilious and Hilarious
Latinum - don't leave home without it!
Latinum TALKS! ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
Latinum talks
Latrine time. - Large
Latter-day Saints sh*t happens again and again and again
Latter-day Saints: **** happens again and again and again
Laudate Dominum.
Laugh ? I nearly paid the poll-tax
Laugh Loud And Perspire--Vulcan Curse
Laugh a Little... .. Sing a little
Laugh a lot. A good sense of humor cures almost all of life's ills.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. --Laurie Kuslansky
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and someone yells, "Shut up!"
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
Laugh and the world laughs with you; pun and you pun alone
Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
Laugh at reality. It can't understand this, as the joke is on us
Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
Laugh at your problems. Everybody else does.
Laugh at your troubles & you'll never run out of laughter.
Laugh at yourself before anyone else can
Laugh at yourself- the God/dess loves company, and You!
Laugh away, bipeds. Soon the joke will be on you! - The Ants [Tick]
Laugh i nearly bought a round
Laugh it up, Hairball
Laugh it up, fuzz ball. - Han Solo
Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine. - Tessek
Laugh now, but one day we'll rule the world!
Laugh of the day - Sleepwalker climbing stairs
Laugh or Die
Laugh track: fraudience.
Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!
Laugh while you can, before you accumulate too many wrinkles!
Laugh while you can, monkey boy. <John Worfin>
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy. - Dr. Emilio Lizardo
Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!
Laugh while you can, monkeyboy! - Lord John Wharfin
Laugh with me! Laugh with me! - Guitierrez, on Freakazoid
Laugh with me! Laugh with me! - Guitierrez, on F!
Laugh! And the world things you're an idiot
Laugh&world laughs with U.Cry &U cry w/ your girlfriends--Laurie Kuslansky
Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone. - Ellen Wheller Wilcox
Laugh, and the world ignores you
Laugh, and the world ignores you, Crying doesn't help either.
Laugh, and the world laughs at you
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. - Snore and you sleep alone. RAH
Laugh, and the world think you are an idiot
Laugh, and the world wonders what you are up to
Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like
Laugh, it will cure most forms of mental sicknesses
Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey boy! - Dr. Lizardo
Laugher is the hiccups of a fool. <John Ray>
Laughing In The White House - By Polly Tickle
Laughing all the waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
Laughing at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
Laughing at ourselves as well as with each other gives a surprising sense of togetherness. - Hazel C. Lee
Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird
Laughing at your computer...? Explains your need for a rubber room.
Laughing cows are pretty.
Laughing is good for you so I find humor in my everyday life by looking for people at whom I can laugh.
Laughing morons from the planet Xerox.
Laughing morons from the planet Xerox.
Laughing rides, midway lights, shining stars on summer nights. -Rush
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour
Laughing together is the greatest aphrodesiac
Laughing too loud at the rest of the world with the boys in the crowd.
Laughter feels good all over, but it only shows in one place.
Laughter gives strength; tears takes strength away.
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. --Bob Newhart (1929 - )
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects!
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects!
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. --Arnold Glasow
Laughter is also infectious
Laughter is also infectious
Laughter is an instant vacation. --Milton Berle
Laughter is contagious - start an epidemic!
Laughter is contagious - start an epidemic!
Laughter is contagious. Be a carrier.
Laughter is infectious. Excitement goes to my head!
Laughter is infectious. Excitement goes to my head! -Rush, _ChainLight
Laughter is inner jogging. -Norman Cousins, editor and author (1915-1990)
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship.
Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. --Oscar Wilde
Laughter is part of the human survival kit. --David Nathan
Laughter is part of the human survival kit. --David Nathan
Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.
Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.
Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
Laughter is the best medicine...cheaper too!
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from
Laughter is the most healthful exertion. --Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Laughter lub's lifes engine
Laughter ringing in the darkness. People drinking for days gone by. - Queen
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
Laughter: The shortest distance between two people
Launch fighters. Fire at will. - Sinclair
Launch microprobe. Janeway
Launchpad McQuack wrote it? No WONDER it crashed!
Laundry day down here - Dr. Forrester
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- M. Robbins
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled
Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled or disappear
Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
Launegayer's Obversation: Asking dumb questions is easier than<>correcting dumb mistakes
Laura Palmer is my Mother
Laura had secrets and around those secrets she built a fortress
Laura's Law: No child throws up in the bathroom
Lava come down soft and hot. Better love me now or love me not
Lava, American Style - Tom
Lava, American Style! -- Tom Servo
Lava-Men. I *hate* Lava-Men! -- Ladyhawke
Lavel is a martyr. Ashon
Lavia's Law of Tennis: A mediocre player will sink to the level<>of his or her opposition
Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while
Lavoris anyone? - Mike on crook with bottle
Lavoris, anyone? -- Mike Nelson
Law #1 of Avation: Number of takeoffs must equal number of landings
Law & Order = 357magnum & A Double Cheesburger w/Fries
Law and Order? No! Awe and lauder!
Law and order: A 19l1-A1 and a burger and fries to go
Law arises out of fact; that is, its application must be to facts
Law feigns where equity subsists. 11 Co. 90
Law firm: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Law is a rule of right
Law is crazy. Why so? They swear a man to tell the truth. Well? Every time he starts to, some damn lawyer objects!
Law is order, and good law is good order -- Aristotles
Law is the dictate of reason
Law is the science of what is good and evil
Law is the second oldest profession
Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a<>tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it<>instantly
Law of Applied Terror: 80% of the final exam will be based on<>the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read
Law of Arbitrary Distinction: Anything may be divided into as<>many parts as you please
Law of Arrival: Those who live closest arrive latest
Law of Christmas Decorating: The outdoor lights that tested<>perfectly indoors develop burn-outs as soon as they are strung on<>the house
Law of Combat - Automatic weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat - Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Law of Combat - If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Law of Combat - If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Law of Combat - If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Law of Combat - Incoming fire has the right of way.
Law of Combat - Keep it simple, stupid.
Law of Combat - Never draw fire - it irratates everyone around you.
Law of Combat - No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Law of Combat - Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat - Suppressive fire - won't.
Law of Combat - The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat - Try to look unimportant - they may be low on ammo.
Law of Combat - When in doubt - empty your magazine.
Law of Combat - You are not Superman.
Law of Combat - Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
Law of Combat: All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.
Law of Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Law of Combat: Automatic weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat: Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire.
Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Law of Combat: Friendly fire - isn't
Law of Combat: If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.
Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
Law of Combat: If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
Law of Combat: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
Law of Combat: If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
Law of Combat: Interchangable parts - won't.
Law of Combat: Keep it simple, stupid.
Law of Combat: Leak proof seals - will.
Law of Combat: Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Law of Combat: Never draw fire - it irritates everyone around you.
Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Law of Combat: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Law of Combat: Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Law of Combat: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Law of Combat: Recoilless weapons - aren't.
Law of Combat: Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too.
Law of Combat: Suppressive fire - won't.
Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.
Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range.
Law of Combat: The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Law of Combat: The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
Law of Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Law of Combat: There's always an easy way, and it's usually mined.
Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
Law of Combat: Tracers work both ways.
Law of Combat: When in doubt - empty your magazine.
Law of Combat: You are not Superman.
Law of Combat: Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
Law of Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.
Law of Combat: All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
Law of Combat: Always expect your opponent to make his best move.
Law of Combat: Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing
Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.
Law of Combat: Friendly fire - isn't
Law of Combat: If at first you don't succeed call in an air-strike
Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.
Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.
Law of Combat: If you can't remember, the claymore's pointed at you
Law of Combat: Interchangable parts - won't.
Law of Combat: Keep your boots & weapons where you can find `em
Law of Combat: Leak proof seals - will.
Law of Combat: Military Intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
Law of Combat: Never argue with someone holding a Bazooka!
Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Law of Combat: Never sit when you can lie down
Law of Combat: Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do
Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Law of Combat: No plan survives the first contact intact
Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Law of Combat: Peace is our profession - mass murder's just a hobby.
Law of Combat: Radios fail as soon as you need fire support desperately
Law of Combat: Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
Law of Combat: Smart bombs have bad days too.
Law of Combat: Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy
Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.
Law of Combat: The best defense is to stay out of range.
Law of Combat: The easy way is always mined.
Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.
Law of Combat: The enemy invariably attacks when you're ready for them
Law of Combat: The enemy never watches you until you make a mistake
Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Law of Combat: The quartermaster has two sizes; too large & too small.
Law of Combat: The side with the simplest uniforms, wins.
Law of Combat: There are no atheists in the foxholes
Law of Combat: There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work
Law of Combat: Tracer rounds work BOTH ways.
Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant D the enemy may be low on ammo
Law of Combat: Walking point = sniper bait
Law of Combat: You are not Superman.
Law of Communications:
Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarge
Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right
Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set
Law of Computer programming: Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable
Law of Computer programming: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed
Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way
Law of CyberSpace...He who carpals first must log-off last.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug
Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about,,,
Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Law of Destiny: Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Law of Failure: Technology abhors little failures but rewards big ones
Law of Foot Wear: If the shoe fits, its ugly,,,
Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening: If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Law of Gardening: You get the most of what you need the least.
Law of Gardening: Fancy gizmos don't work.
Law of Gardening: If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Law of Gardening: You get the most of what you need the least.
Law of Gifts: You get the most of what you need the least
Law of Heredity: Twits beget twits
Law of Highway Construction: The most heavily traveled streets<>spend the most time under construction
Law of History: History doesn't repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other,,,
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one<>wants to be stared at
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one<>wants to be stared at
Law of Infinite Data - There will *ALWAYS* be more to learn.
Law of Institutional Food: Everything is cold except what should be.
Law of Institutional Food: Everything, even corn flakes, is greasy.
Law of Institutions: The opulence of the front office decor<>varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm
Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up.
Law of Kitchen Confusion: Once a dish is fouled up, anything<>added to save it only makes it worse
Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references
Law of Life's Highway: If everything is coming your way, you're<>in the wrong lane
Law of Life: When we try to separate anything out by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe,,,
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are,,,
Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does<>from far away
Law of Political Machinery: When no viable candidate exists<>someone will nominate a Kennedy
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
Law of Probable Distribution: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one
Law of Reduced Expectations: Less is less
Law of Regressive Achievement: Last year's was always better
Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and<>you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode
Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Law of Retaliation: Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do.
Law of Retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission,,,
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Revelation: The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Law of Supply: It's yours if you don't need nor want it.
Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your birthright for something, birthrights are a glut,,,
Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for<>comes the minute you're out the door
Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for<>comes the minute you're out the door
Law of Virtue: It is its own punishment,,,
Law of Window Cleaning: It's always on the other side.
Law of Window Cleaning: It's always on the other side.
Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging!
Law of probable dispersal: what ever it is that hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed
Law of the Great Idea: The only time you come up with a great<>solution is after somebody else has solved the problem
Law of the Individual: Nobody really cares or understands what<>anyone else is doing
Law of the Jungle: Everyone is someone else's lunch
Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch
Law of the Kitchen: Cleanliness is next to impossible,,,
Law of the Lie: No matter how often the lie is shown to be<>false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe<>it true
Law of the Lie: No matter how often the lie is shown to be<>false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe<>it true
Law of the Marketplace: If only one price can be obtained for<>any quotation, the price will be unreasonable
Law of the Marketplace: Weekend specials aren't.
Law of the Office: Important letters which contain no errors will develope errors in the mail
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully<>determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter
Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the<>last place you would expect to find it
Law of the Yukon: Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery
Law regards equity
Law remains long after justice flees
Law remains long after justice flees! Hear that BUBBA ???
Law stands mute in the midst of arms. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Law students have better motions.
Law, without force, is impotent. - Pascal
Law: The Joy of Lex
Law: The art of crippling you and then charging rent on the crutch.
Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!
Lawlessness is the condition in which your adversary refers you to a law he made
Lawmakers should not be lawbreakers
Lawn Care - By Ray King
Lawn Care: Ray King*
Lawn dart! - Penguin
Lawn weeds? Send $29.95 for ACME Concrete brochure.
Lawrence (Joe) Mac Donald
Lawrence Mac Donald. Ast.Manager of Maestro Music & Compositions
Lawrence O. Johnstone * Ukiah, CA * GEnie: L.JOHNSTONE2
Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
Lawrence Welk can do it with bubbles.
Lawrence of Arabia might drive a Mirage.
Lawrence of San Francisco - Tom
Lawrence of San Francisco! -- Tom Servo
Laws are like sausages, it is better to not see them made
Laws against bigamy protect the stupid man from himself.
Laws are Certain... Justice is Not!
Laws are abrogated or repealed by the same means by which they are made
Laws are for other people.
Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them made
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. -- Otto von Bismarck
Laws are made to no purpose unless for those who are subject and obedient
Laws are silent amidst arms
Laws are society's common sense, written down for the stupid.
Laws are spider webs through which big flies pass and the little ones get caught. Honore de Balzac
Laws are the tools we use to build an orderly society. - Rush Limbaugh
Laws change, but justice is justice.
Laws change, but justice is justice. --Odo
Laws die, books never. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. -Seneca, 95 AD
Laws don't stop crime - Armed Citizens & Just Punishment do.
Laws don't stop crime...Armed Citizens do.
Laws expand in proportion to the resources available for their enforcement
Laws grind the poor and rich men rule the law.
Laws of Computer Programming I: Any program, when running, is obsolete
Laws of Computer Programming III: If a program is useful, it will have to be changed
Laws of Computer Programming IX: Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited
Laws of Computer Programming V: Any program will expand to fill available memory
Laws of Computer Programming VI The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output
Laws of Computer Programming VII: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the
Laws of Computer Programming X: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later
Laws of Computer Programming XI: There's always one more bug
Laws of Postal Delivery: 1. Important mail arrives late. 2.<>Junk mail arrives the day it was sent
Laws on date rape create a climate of date hate.
Laws should be like clothes - made to fit the people they're to serve.
Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.
Laws were almost always made *by* men, but not *for* men.
Laws which derogate from the common law ought to be strictly construed
Laws without moral force have no standing
Laws, everything's a chance, isn't it? - Tom Cullen
Laws, not words, are imposed on things
Laws: poor substitutes for personal responsibility
Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come
Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
Lawyer + Godfather = an offer you can't understand
Lawyer - Someone with his hand in your pocket
Lawyer - the larval form of Politician.
Lawyer - the larval stage of a Politician.
Lawyer = an individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession,
Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do
Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do
Lawyer \LAW-yer\ v. 1. Uses the law to get yers.
Lawyer in posh restaurant? Ambiance chaser.
Lawyer in your compost pile? Leave em there
Lawyer jokes: Lawyers don't like them, no-one else thinks they're joke
Lawyer to shark: "I promise I won't bite...."
Lawyer went to posh restaurants. He was an ambience chaser.
Lawyer's Duty: Protect a client from others of his species
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke
Lawyer's favorite Japanese corporation: Sosumi ( so sue me)
Lawyer's houses are built on the heads of fools. - G. Herbert
Lawyer, n. - Master of the court-martial art of tongue-fu
Lawyer, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumcision of the law.
Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law. --Ambrose Bierce
Lawyer..One skilled in the circumcision of the law.
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice
Lawyer: Larval form of Politician.
Lawyer: Someone trained in circunventing the law.
Lawyer: The larval form of a politician.
Lawyer: The larval stage of a politician.
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: An ambulance chaser.
Lawyer: I can prove either for an appropriate fee.
Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor
Lawyer: Justice as Politician: Honest.
Lawyer: Larval form of politcian.
Lawyer: Larval stage of politican
Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law.
Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
Lawyer: Someone trained in circumventing the law.
Lawyer: The larval form of a politician.
Lawyer: The larval stage of a politician
Lawyer: The only animal that defecates from both ends.
Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.
Lawyer: one skilled in the circumvention of the law
Lawyer: only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Lawyer: someone who makes sure that he gets what's coming to you.
Lawyer: the larval form of a Politician
Lawyers & Hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers *ARE* the problem.
Lawyers - The greatest threat to America!
Lawyers - can't live with them ... can't eat 'em
Lawyers - can't live with them...can't die without them.
Lawyers - the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers DO IT on a table.
Lawyers DO IT to anyone & everyone & as often as they can!
Lawyers DO IT to you
Lawyers DO IT with appeal.
Lawyers DO IT with clause
Lawyers DO IT with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers The #1 Cause of Divorces...
Lawyers View: If Sh*t Happens, SUE!
Lawyers and Hookers: Both hired to get their clients off.
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Lawyers are like Sperm, one in a million turns out to be human!
Lawyers are like Sperm: One in a Million turn out to be a Human Being
Lawyers are like Sperm: 1 in a Million turn out to be Human.
Lawyers are like cactuses, except the pricks are inside!
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Horace
Lawyers are the larval form of politicians
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
Lawyers aren't crooks - just "ethically challenged"
Lawyers can remove their wingtips.
Lawyers can write a 100,000 word document and call it a brief
Lawyers can't think, people do.
Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
Lawyers complain about briefs.
Lawyers confuse justice for income.
Lawyers could be an important source of protein
Lawyers differentiate between "Free speech" and "Freedom of speech."
Lawyers do it in billable units.
Lawyers do it in briefs.
Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it to anybody.
Lawyers do it to anyone
Lawyers do it to anyone they can!
Lawyers do it to anyone.
Lawyers do it to everyone
Lawyers do it to everyone they can!
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Lawyers do it to others.
Lawyers do it to you legally.
Lawyers do it to you.
Lawyers do it with clause.
Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
Lawyers do it with precedents.
Lawyers do it, then charge high fees.
Lawyers eat their spawn.
Lawyers eat their young.
Lawyers elected to office pass laws that benefit lawyers!
Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer. - J. Elders
Lawyers get Melvin Belli-arrhea.
Lawyers get frequent flier miles. Vultures don't
Lawyers get frequent flier miles. Why don't vultures.
Lawyers have got you in their cites!
Lawyers like wagon wheels must be well greased.
Lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal
Lawyers never lose their appeal.
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin & Barrett.
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps ... hmm, tough choice.
Lawyers or Toxic Waste DumpsHmm, much the same
Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumpshmmm, tough choice
Lawyers representing the Meek contacted me about my inheritance.
Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
Lawyers speak the truth judiciously
Lawyers try to pleas many clients.
Lawyers wear tight collar to keep foreskin hidden.
Lawyers wear tight collars to keep foreskin off their face
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Lawyers, the larva form of politicians
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Lawyers, the roadblocks to progress!
Lawyers, tramps, and thieves
Lawyers, your ambulance-chasing kind of people!
Lawyers- The greatest threat to America
Lawyers--the larval form of politicians
Lawyers. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!
Lawyers... A legal protection racket.
Lawyers: The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers: The larval form of politicians
Lawyers: n The larval stage of politicians
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control!
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: The #1 Cause of Divorces
Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
Lawyers: The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers: The larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: The number one cause of divorces.
Lawyers: n. The larvae stage of politicians.
Lawyers: n. the larval form of Politicians.
Lawyers: n... The larval stage of politicians
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control..
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
Lawyers: the private-sector equivalent of government bureaucrats.
Lawyers:the larval form of politicians
Lay a stick of bubble gum on an anthill for instant Siamese Ant Twins.
Lay down Sue and get some rest, you're delirious again!
Lay down, get IN, shut up, and hold on!
Lay in a course for pusuit. Maximum warp. Janeway
Lay in a course for the Romulan ship! - Riker
Lay my hands on Heaven, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars - NIN
Lay negligent and loose regard upon him.<Shakespeare>
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S.J. Perelman
Lay off! You're suffocating me! - Crow as kid
Lay on MacDuff, and damned be he who cries, "Time out Dude!"
Lay on! And damned be he who first cries "HOLD!"
Lay on! And damned be he that first cries; HOLD, ENOUGH!
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare
Lay on, MacTagline!
Lay then the axe to the root and teach governments humanity. - Paine
Lay your book on my chest. Feel the word - Tori Amos
Lay your hands on me!
Lay-tex Con-dome..boy, I'd like to live in one of those! - Grampa
Laylei: A string of packaged condoms.
Laywer up to his neck in sand = Not enough sand!
Laz je da se mrak siri brzinom svetlosti!
Lazarus Long probably said it best!
Lazarus Long, Greatest lover of all TIME.
Lazarus Long: The greatest lover of all time!
Lazer bleens! - Crow
Lazes, Melita!!!
Laziness and poverty are cousins.
Laziness can easily be mistaken for patience
Laziness is a heavy burden . Irish Proverb
Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction
Laziness: Resting before you get tired
Laziness: The habit of resting before one is tired
Laziness: using a golf cart to play horseshoes.
Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
Lazy Employees - By Hans Doolittle
Lazy Employees - By Hans Doolittle
Lazy creatures, mynah birds
Lazy is taking coffee breaks between naps.
Lazy people have no spare time. -Japanese Proverb.
Lazy sysop - origin lost in space
Lazy: Motivationally deficient
Lazyboy. The name America's comfortable with.
LblError: Reply detected! Autosending Netmail Scolding
LblError: Rude Netmail detected! Returning it to sender
Le Depp, c'est moi
Le Future, C'est C!
Le Mat Revolver: Assault weapon of the 19th century.
Le Predateur - Fancy Dinosaur Restaurant
Le boo! Le hoo! Le boo hoo! -Fifi La Fume, TTA
Le chameau est un dromadaire dessini par un comiti.
Le chimpanz et l'humain ont 99% de leur ADN en commun
Le chƒtiment pour bigamie, c'est deux belles-mŠres
Le diable c'est moi !
Le jour n'est pas plus pur que le fond de mon coeur
Le jour ou les étoiles seront a vendre, elles le seront a un prix
Le lapin Energizer a t arrt et charg de batterie
Le lapin est un animal craintif et nourissant
Le mieux est l'ennemi du bien.
Le monde c'est moi
Le pant, le gasp, le oooh la la. ÄÄ Pepe LePew
Le plus je connais les hommes,plus j'aime mon chien
Le professeur de fran‡ais, c'est je!
Le public est merveilleusement tolrant; il pardonne tout sauf le gnie.!
Le roi est mort. Jive le roi. <The King is dead. No kidding.>
Le stylo est sur la table - Beware the passing tanks!
Le'see..I wanna MODEM,'nd a RAM DISK,'nd KATHLEEN TURNER!
Le.man \'lem-an\ n [ME lefman, Fr. lef] : LOVER, MISTRESS
LeGaLiZe aNalSeX iN uNiTeD kIngDoMS
Lead - Follow - or get out of the way
Lead a horse to water, kill it and eat like a king
Lead by example
Lead me not into Temptation, can find it Myself
Lead me not into Temptation. (I can find it myself, thank you!)
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
Lead me not into temptation - Unless there's money involved, of course
Lead me not into temptation - unless there's money
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way
Lead me not into temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, I know the way myself!
Lead me not into temptation, Lord. I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation, unless there's money involved.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find my own way.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation. I can lead myself quite well
Lead me not into temptation... I always find it myself!
Lead me not into temptation...unless it's chocolate!!!
Lead me not into temptation; I'll find my own way.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown
Lead me not into temptation; I'll find my own way.
Lead me not into temptationFor I can find it myself
Lead me not to temptation for I can find it on my own.
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Lead me not to temptation; I can find the way myself.
Lead on, MacDuff!
Lead on, sleuthful sidekick! There's a mystery to be solved! - Tick
Lead poisoning - getting shot
Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. (LAURENCE OLIVIER)
Lead the horses to water & pray they don't drown.
Lead us not into temptation (I can find it for myself)
Lead us not into temptation...I'll find it myself!
Lead us to temptation and deliver us some pizza.
Lead, Follow, or get the Hell out of the way
Lead, Follow, or...oh, go to your room!
Lead, follow, or get me a beer!
Lead, follow, or get out of the way -- but for God's sake
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Lead, follow, or get the heck out of the way!
Leader, n. - One who follows his nose into other people's affairs
Leader: Keep me briefed! * Crow: Make those briefs SHORT!
Leaders are like eagles, they don't flock, you find them one at a time.
Leadership is action, not position
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage. -Sun Tzu
Leadership is making people do what they don't want to do, and liking it. - H. S. Truman
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G. Bennis
Leadership, Carries a chain saw and gets good results.
Leading Sledge: the world's most reliable pc's!
Leads 3 & 4 (RS-232) permanently connected to ground
Leagalize maru..mawa..moua..mawo..Pot.
Leah it's no good, we're just headed for trouble. --Donny Iris
Leak proof seals - will
Leak proof seals-will, self-starters-won't.
Leak: A nautical situation calling for Leadership.
Leakproof seals ... Do
Leakproof seals ... don't
Leakproof seals aren't
Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't
Leakproof seals--will.
Leakproof seals... do.
Leaky sunroof.
Lean Mixture: non-alcoholic beer
Lean books are often larded with fat of others' works.
Lean just a little more and let's see what happens.
Lean left. Nah, your OTHER left! - Crow as barber
Lean on 'em a little and they fall into line. - Guido
Lean out ya window and shout ... I'll see if I can hear you!!
Lean'n to the Left, Lean'n to the Right, And thats Only the First Two!
Leano - Talk show host leans over to talk as they fade to commercial
Leap - and the net will appear.
Leap before you look! - The Tick
Leap of Faith: Bungee jumping with a Bible
Leapees - Orville's alter egos - On the next ROBERTO!
Leapees - Sam Beckett's alter egos - On the next ROBERTO!
Leapers do it with timing.
Leapers always reflect before deciding what to do next!
Leapers do it time after time after time... -- Mike Gaines
Leapers do it with timing. -- Robin Kwong
Leapin' Lovers, Batman! Batgirl just taught me a new trick!
Leapin' into some message wid no dought fo' safety. Ya' know?
Leaping and dancing! --Ren McCormick
Leaping into a message with no thought for safety
Leaping into a thread with no thought for safety.
Leaping lizards! - Tom as dinosaur jumps
Lear Jet-flyin' limousine-ridin' stylin' and profilin' son of a gun!
Learn 3 clean jokes. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn The Basics Of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Learn a foreign language...C
Learn a little each day!
Learn a new language and get a new soul. <Czech proverb>
Learn a new language...think in WingDing fonts.
Learn a new mating position - Play chess.
Learn about *REAL* cults by reading "Cultes des Goules"
Learn about Asia. Read Eric Van Lustbader !
Learn about a lot of things and the world will open up to you
Learn about the Force, #TN#.
Learn about the Force, @FN@!
Learn about the Force, @TOFIRST@!
Learn about the Force, Bob.
Learn about the Force, Luke. - Obi Wan
Learn about the Force, Orville.
Learn about the Force, Streaker.
Learn about the force, Luke. - Obi Wan
Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself." --Alfred Shienwold
Learn bomb disposal at home. Send $29.95 to
Learn computer repair at home - buy a Gateway 2000
Learn from @FN@'s parents mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from Orville's parents' mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from children to have a meaningful old age.
Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own
Learn from other's mistakes rather than making them all yourself.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself
Learn from the past, adapt to the present, and work for the future.
Learn from the turtle who makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
Learn from ur parents mistakes. use birth control
Learn from your parents' mistakes: Use a condom!
Learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control.
Learn how I made my 1st million. Send $1 for Info.
Learn how to be a fabulous feminist!
Learn how to bend and you'll never have to break.
Learn how to spell, liberal trash. <--Troy Whited 01-15-94
Learn interesting new words. Page your sysop at 4 A.M
Learn math easily.
Learn more about paranoids -- follow them around.
Learn more about paranoids -- follow them around.
Learn new words... Page your Sysop at 3a.m.
Learn patience - ray trace on an XT.
Learn six impossible things before breakfast
Learn something NEW today!
Learn something new every day!
Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Learn the basics of feminism. Call 1-900-BEN-DOVER
Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.
Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.
Learn the facts about Clintonomics: 1-900-SUK-U-DRY!
Learn the rules and you rules the multiverse. That is our goal
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Learn the sacred words of praise: Hail Satan!
Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it
Learn to disagree without being disagreeable!
Learn to fly--skydive!
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Learn to hate correctly
Learn to hate liberalism correctly
Learn to hate the liberal media correctly
Learn to identify local wildflowers, birds, and trees
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Learn to laugh at yourself.............WE HAVE!
Learn to listen
Learn to listen, listen to learn.
Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.
Learn to live on the bright side; there's less traffic
Learn to love me - 'cause I AIN'T leavin' !!!
Learn to make better use of sugar and you can be like me! -Nightfall
Learn to mistrust your own taste - Mike
Learn to mistrust your own taste... -- Mike Nelson
Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you
Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself ,,, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
Learn to recognize and acknowlege these mistakes.
Learn to recognize and acknowlege these mistakes.
Learn to recognize the inconsequential, then ignore it
Learn to say no politely and quickly
Learn to say no. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Learn to splel, danmit!
Learn to swim the Sea of Life, cease being a wannabe
Learn to think for a living.
Learn what, Tess? Learn not to be human? - Richie Ryan
Learn which bridges to cross and which bridges to burn
Learn why the world wags and what wags it.
Learn your history or repeat it in summer school
Learn'd without sense, and venerably dull. - Churchill
Learn, Adapt, Move Forward. Be Well & of Good Spirits!
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
Learned men do not grieve for the dead or the living.
Learning - requires: shut mouth, open ears, and an open mind
Learning Experience, n. - Words preceeding a short stay in a hospital
Learning French is trivial: The word for horse is "cheval," and everything else follows in the same way
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. -- Alan J. Perlis
Learning about the bondage uses of plastic wrap has made me Glad.
Learning and teaching ways to live a healthy life
Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose
Learning by doing
Learning by doing _is_ the virtual way
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere
Learning is a wondrous thing!
Learning is finding out what you already know
Learning is fun...with Freddy-Freddy Krueger
Learning is the Candy Store of Life!
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Perelman
Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
Learning music by reading is like making love by mail
Learning that we're only Immortal for a limited time... -N.Peart
Learning that we're only immortal - for a limited time (Rush)
Learning to Live Again is Killing Me
Learning to build we learn integrity
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggrevation later in life. - Robert Byrne
Learning to let go is one of the hardest lessons in life.
Learning to live without stealing
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
Learning to ski is an uphill battle.
Learning unix via man | pg
Learning without thought is labor lost.
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. -- Confucius
Lease duplicate removed taglines, but not here.
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Leask, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT!
Least I could do...for a Captain of the Enterprise. -Kirk
Least knowledgeable of any president I've met.- Tip O'Neill on Reagan
Least popular new car option #6: Hydraulic roadkill scoop
Least repeated phrase in the world: "Here's your refund."
Least said is soonest disavowed. - Ambrose Bierce
Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Christmas at the Hair Club for
Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings "Sweetheart of the Cell-Block"
Leather and rope.. the ties that bind.
Leather doesn't protect you, but you make a good looking corpse.
Leather is waterproof -- ever see a cow w/ an umbrella?
Leather: It's not just for cattle anymore
Leave It To a BLUE WAVER
Leave It To BWAVER
Leave Livingston alone! We've got bigger fish to fry!
Leave Me Alone, I'm in Denile.
Leave Niki out of this, she is the 8th wonder of the world.
Leave Some Space In Your Habitat, The Spirits Need Room To Dance.
Leave That Thing Alone!
Leave Trousers Behind For Singles' Party Fun
Leave Trousers Behind for Singles Party Fun - film at 11
Leave a message after the scream...don't...DON'T...AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH
Leave a reply here....thanks
Leave a tender tagline alone
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before.... - The Phantom
Leave an Electronic Message; Save a Tree!
Leave an emergency number while on vacation - write "911"
Leave bad enough alone!
Leave bigotry in your quarters!
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge. -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror"
Leave but don't leave me -Floyd
Leave crusts on, so dykes will recognise the sandwiches.
Leave everything a little better than you found it!
Leave everything a little better than you found it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr
Leave him alone Orville! He's monsterbating
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