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J i m m y H o f f a , c a l l y o u r o f f i c e.
J is for James who took lye, by mistake
J is for joking, with which Data annoys
J!:*#/g_lqer{ 8ry]@jvBnjjj (recipe courtesy of my three year old neice)
J'ai faim, insrez un hamburger dans le lecteur A:
J'ai fait une provision de timbres-poste avant qu'ils n'augmentent
J'ai pas trouv le backup: (A)bandon (R)efaire (P)aniquer
J'ai uni ame solitaire.
J'aime l'ne si doux marchant le long des houx
J'aime tout le monde. C'est une manire de m'aimer moi sans que ca se
J'aimerais assez que mon oeuvre soit publie a titre pr-posthume
J'me marie, j'me marie pas, j'fais un... Sysop
J'peux pas utiliser Windows: mon chat a mang ma souris!
J'suis le Grand Zombie!
J-E-S-U-S is Right for, peace, love, joy, happiness!
J-L Picard: "To baldly go where no one has gone before."
J. DAHMER, services 9:00. Or, 15 piece family pack, only $12.99!
J. Dahlmer to L. Bobbit--"You gonna eat that?"
J. Edgar Hoover slept with a night light on all night.
J. J. Pickle, Congressman (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. Roy Rowland, Jr., Congressman (Ga.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. Terry Sanford, Senator (N.C.), was an Eagle Scout.
J. William Marriott, Jr., CEO, Marriott Corp., was an Eagle Scout.
J.D. McDuffie 1938-1991 #70
J.D. Quayle = Mr. Potatoe Head
J.J. Judkins for President. It's the RIGHT thing to do.
J.S. Bach wrote a one-act operetta called the Coffee Cantata.
J.S. Gillette's Commentary on Decisions: I always know what I<>want . . . I just keep changing my mind
J.S. to God: "And I thought the gathering of eggs was a chore!"
J.S.? Yeah, John Sheridan. This is supposed to be *ME*?
J/K = Just Kidding
JAA: Jump Almost Always
JABBA Just Another Brain-Boggling Acronymn
JABBA - AAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact
JABBA - ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex
JABBA - ADN: Any Day Now
JABBA - AFAIK: As Far As I Know
JABBA - AIMB: As I Mentioned Before
JABBA - APA: Amateur Press Association
JABBA - ASAP: As Soon As Possible
JABBA - ASYOYO: Adios, Sucker - You're On Your Own!
JABBA - ATSL: Along The Same line
JABBA - ATST: At The Same Time
JABBA - AWGTHTGTTA?: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
JABBA - BAC: By Any Chance
JABBA - BCNU: Be seeing you
JABBA - BION: Believe It Or Not
JABBA - BIP: Books In Print
JABBA - BNF: Big Name Fan
JABBA - BRB: Be Right Back
JABBA - BTSOOM: Beats The Stuffing (?) Out Of Me
JABBA - BTW: By The Way
JABBA - CBIP: Current Book In Progress
JABBA - CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
JABBA - CU: See You
JABBA - CUL8R: See You Later - also CUL
JABBA - CYA: Cover your a-- (ASCII?)
JABBA - DIIK: Damned If I Know
JABBA - DILLIGAFF: Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Figment?
JABBA - DLG: Devilish Little Grin
JABBA - DNPM: Darn Near P***ed Myself
JABBA - DOM: Dirty Old Man
JABBA - DUOE: Dried-Up Old Eunuch
JABBA - EMSL: Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
JABBA - EOD: End Of Discussion
JABBA - EOL: End Of Lecture
JABBA - FIAWOL: Fandom Is A Way Of Life
JABBA - FIFO: First in, first out
JABBA - FITB: Fill In The Blank
JABBA - FUBAR: Fouled up beyond all repair
JABBA - FUBB: Fouled Up Beyond Belief
JABBA - FUBS: Fidonet Used Book Squad
JABBA - FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussion.
JABBA - FWIW: For what it's worth
JABBA - FYI: For Your Information
JABBA - G,D&R: Grinning, Ducking, and Running
JABBA - GAFIA: Get Away From It All
JABBA - GIGO: Garbage in, garbage out.
JABBA - GIWIST: Gee I Wish I'd Said That
JABBA - GLG: Goofy Little Grin
JABBA - GO PRI: Send Private Mail
JABBA - GR8: Great
JABBA - IAC: In Any Case
JABBA - IAE: In Any Event
JABBA - IANAL: I Am Not A Lawyer
JABBA - IAW: In Accordance With
JABBA - IC: I See
JABBA - ICOCBW: I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong
JABBA - IIRC: If I Remember Correctly.
JABBA - IMCO: In my considered opinion
JABBA - IMHO: In My Humble (or Honest) Opinion
JABBA - IMNSHO: In My Not-So Humble Opinion
JABBA - IMO: In My Opinion
JABBA - IMOBO: In My Own Biased Opinion
JABBA - INPO: In No Particular Order
JABBA - IOW: In Other Words
JABBA - JABBA: Just Another Brain-Boggling Acronymn
JABBA - KHYF: Know how you feel
JABBA - KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
JABBA - L8R: Later
JABBA - LLAP: Live Long and Prosper
JABBA - LLTA: Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause
JABBA - LOL: Laughing Out Loud
JABBA - LSL: Loud Screaming Laughter
JABBA - LTMSH: Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
JABBA - LTNT: Long time, no type
JABBA - MLASS: Mind (or Memory) Like A Steel Sieve
JABBA - MORF: Male OR Female?
JABBA - MPE: My Point Exactly!
JABBA - NBD: No Big Deal
JABBA - NBL: Not Bloody Likely
JABBA - NIMBY: Not In My Back Yard
JABBA - NP: No Problem
JABBA - NRN: No Reply Necessary
JABBA - NTYMI: Now that you mention it
JABBA - OAS: On another subject
JABBA - OIC: Oh, I see
JABBA - OOP: Out Of Print
JABBA - OOTC: Obligatory On Topic Comment
JABBA - OOTQ: Obligatory On Topic Quote
JABBA - OTOH: On The Other Hand
JABBA - PITA: Pain in the a-- (ASCII?)
JABBA - PMETC: Pardon Me, ETC.
JABBA - PMJI: Pardon My Jumping In
JABBA - POV: Point Of View
JABBA - RAVE: Retch And Vomit Explosively
JABBA - ROFL: Rolling On Floor Laughing
JABBA - ROFLASTC: Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat.
JABBA - ROTBA: Reality On The Blink Again
JABBA - ROTF: Rolling On The Floor
JABBA - ROTFLH: Rolling On Floor Laughing Hysterically
JABBA - ROTFLMHO: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
JABBA - ROTM: Right On The Money
JABBA - RSN: Real Soon Now
JABBA - RTFM: Read The "Fine" Manual
JABBA - SFBC: Science Fiction Book Club
JABBA - SITD: Still in the dark
JABBA - SNAFU: Situation normal, all fouled up
JABBA - SOP: Standing Operational Procedures
JABBA - SOW: Speaking of which
JABBA - SYT: Sweet Young Thing
JABBA - TANJ: There Ain't No Justice
JABBA - TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
JABBA - TBSL: Turning Blue Stifling Laughter
JABBA - TIA: Thanks In Advance
JABBA - TIC: Tongue in cheek
JABBA - TINALO: This is not a legal opinion
JABBA - TINAR: This is not a recommendation
JABBA - TOBAL: There oughta be a law
JABBA - TOBG: This oughta be good
JABBA - TPTB: The Powers That Be
JABBA - TRDMC: Tears Running Down My Cheeks
JABBA - TRQ: To Read Queue
JABBA - TTBOMK: To The Best Of My Knowledge
JABBA - TTFN: Ta Ta For Now.
JABBA - TTMS: Talk (TYPE) To Me Soon
JABBA - TTYL: Talk (or Type) To You Later
JABBA - UBS: Used Book Store
JABBA - WAMKSAM: Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me?
JABBA - WIBAMU: Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
JABBA - WYSBYGI: What You See Before You Get It
JABBA - WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
JABBA - WYTYSYDG: What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
JABBA - YAFA: Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
JABBA - YATI: Yet Another Trivial Inconsistancy
JABBA - YGIAGAM: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
JABBA - YGLT: You're gonna love this
JABBA - YMMV: Your mileage may vary.
JABBA AAA: Amazingly Appropriate Abbreviation
JABBA AAMOF: As A Matter Of Fact
JABBA AIMB: As I Mentioned Before
JABBA ATSL: Along The Same line
JABBA ATST: At The Same Time
JABBA BCNU: Be seeing you
JABBA BION: Believe It Or Not
JABBA BIP: Books In Print
JABBA BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again!
JABBA CBIP: Current Book In Progress
JABBA CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
JABBA CMIIW: Correct Me If I'm Wrong
JABBA CYA: Cover your a-- (ASCII?)
JABBA DIIK: Damned If I Know
JABBA DNPM: Darn Near P***ed Myself
JABBA DOM: Dirty Old Man
JABBA DUOE: Dried-Up Old Eunuch
JABBA EMSL: Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
JABBA ESAD: Eat S*** And Die
JABBA ESAL: Eat S*** And LIVE
JABBA FIFO: First in, first out
JABBA FUMTU: Fouled Up More Than Usual
JABBA GAFIATE: Get Away From It All
JABBA GIGO: Garbage in, garbage out
JABBA GIWIST: Gee I Wish I'd Said That
JABBA GMTA: Great Minds Think Alike
JABBA GO PRI: Send Private Mail
JABBA GO PRI: Go Private; Send Private Mail
JABBA GR8: Great
JABBA HAPRD: Had a perfectly rotten day
JABBA HARDEHAR: Here's a really dumb euphemism hardly anyone reads
JABBA HHOK: Ha, Ha Only Kidding
JABBA HHTYAY: Happy Holidays to You and Yours
JABBA IAE: In Any Event
JABBA IANAC: I am not a crook
JABBA IAW: In Accordance With
JABBA IBARFT: It's been a real fun time
JABBA IC: I See
JABBA ICOCBW: I Could, Of Course, Be Wrong
JABBA IDIC: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations
JABBA ILIWTPCT: I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
JABBA IMCO: In my considered opinion
JABBA IMNSHO: In My Not-So Humble Opinion
JABBA IMOBO: In My Own Biased Opinion
JABBA IRMC: I Rest My Case
JABBA ISBAB: I should have bought a book
JABBA ITSFWI: If the shoe fits, wear it
JABBA JANFU: Joint Army-Navy Foul Up
JABBA JIC: Just In Case
JABBA JK: Just Kidding
JABBA L8R: Later
JABBA MORF: Male OR Female?
JABBA NATITIRI: Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
JABBA NBD: No Big Deal
JABBA NBL: Not Bloody Likely
JABBA NCC: Naval Construction Contract
JABBA NIMBY: Not in My Back Yard
JABBA NP: No Problem
JABBA NRN: No Reply Necessary
JABBA NTYMI: Now that you mention it
JABBA OAS: On another subject
JABBA OOTC: Obligatory On Topic Comment
JABBA OOTQ: Obligatory On Topic Quote
JABBA OTTOMH: Off the Top of My Head
JABBA OTTOMHAROOB: Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds
JABBA PNS: Pretty Neat Stuff
JABBA POV: Point Of View
JABBA RAH: Robert A. Heinlein
JABBA RAVE: Retch And Vomit Explosively
JABBA ROFLASTC: Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
JABBA ROTBA: Reality On The Blink Again
JABBA ROTFLMHO: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
JABBA ROTM: Right On The Money
JABBA RSN: Real Soon Now
JABBA RTFM [alternate]: "The Joy of Sex."
JABBA SALFU: Such A Lovely Foul Up
JABBA SAPFU: Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
JABBA SFBC: Science Fiction Book Club
JABBA SITD: Still in the dark
JABBA SOL: S**t Out of Luck
JABBA SOW: Speaking of which
JABBA SQPWYC: Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons
JABBA SUSFU: Situation Unchanged, Still Fouled Up
JABBA SYT: Sweet Young Thing
JABBA TARFU: Things Are Really Fouled Up
JABBA TBSL: Turning Blue Stifling Laughter
JABBA TCB: Taking care of business
JABBA TGIF: Thank God It's Friday
JABBA TGINM: Thank God It's Not Monday
JABBA TIA: Thanks In Advance
JABBA TINALO: This is not a legal opinion
JABBA TINAR: This is not a recommendation
JABBA TLA: Three Letter Acronym
JABBA TPTB: The Powers That Be
JABBA TTBOMK: To The Best Of My Knowledge
JABBA TTIHLIC: Try To Imagine How Little I Care
JABBA USS: United Space Ship
JABBA WAPWOT: What A Phenomenal Waste Of Time
JABBA WMTA: Warped Minds Think Alike
JABBA WNAM: We Need A Miracle
JABBA WTANS: Will These Acronyms Never Stop?
JABBA WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
JABBA YGIAGAM: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine!
JABBA YGLT: You're gonna love this
JABBA: BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again!
JABBA: FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussion.
JABBA: KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
JABBA: PWYP Practice What You Preach
JABBA: WYBMADIITY Will You Buy Me A Drink If I Tell You?
JABBA: WYMM Will You Marry Me
JABBA: WYNIWYG What You Need Is What You Get [claim of many systems]
JABBA: WYPIWYF What You Print Is What You FAX
JABBA: WYSIAWYG What You See Is {Almost|Approximately} What You Get
JABBA: WYSINWYG What You See Is Not What You Get
JABBA: WYSITWIRLS What You See Is Totally Worthless In Real Life
JABBA: WYWH Wish You Were Here
JABBA: YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
JABBA: STNR Signal-To-Noise Ratio
JABBA: WY Wyoming, the obvious
JABBA: WYPIWYG What you printed is what you got
JABBA: WYSAWYG What You See Ain't What You Get [opposite of WYSIWYG]
JABBA: WYSIAYFWG What You See Is All You're F*cking Well Getting
JABBA: WYSIAYG What You See Is All You're Getting
JABBA: WYSIC What You See Is Crap
JABBA: WYSIWIS What You See Is What I See
JABBA: WYSIWYAG What You See Is What You (Almost) Get
JABBA: WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get [duh!]
JABBA: WYSLRN What You See Looks Really Neat
JABBA: YDAGWYPF You Don't Always Get What You Pay For
JABBA: YDAGWYW You Don't Always Get What You Want
JABBER - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER!
JABBER steals taglines..... not me!
JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader
JABBER... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine...
JABIC Just Another B5 Improbable Coincidence
JACK NICKLAUS - One In Hole
JACKO'S FAVORITE SONG? 'I'M FOR EVER BLOWING BUBBLES'
JACQUES BREL - No Longer Alive and Well
JAFAR...JAFAR!...GET A GRIP...!!! <CHOKE!> Nice grip...! - Iago
JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS do it poorly, but they make movies about it anyway.
JAMES BOND - No Moore
JAMES EARL CARTER - " Found a Peanut..."
JANE EYRE - Vanished into Thin Eyre
JANE! Stop this crazy thing!!
JANE! Get me off this crazy thing!
JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING. G. Jetson
JANIS IAN - At Seventeen also
JANITORS clean up after wards.
JANITORS do it in the washroom.
JANITORS do it with a plunger
JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING
JAPANESE ANIMATION: 101 Ways To Blow Up The Earth
JAPANESE: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
JASA Just Another Stupid Acronym
JASA- Just Another Stupid Acronym.
JASSLA Just Another Stupid Six-Letter Acronym
JAVA = Just Another Virus Attack
JAWS Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe
JAZZ TRIO MAN - Joel's super hero
JAZZ, isn't for everyone...it's too good for everyone!
JAZZ: Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
JAZZMAG FRENZY
JB> It is better to feed one cat than many mice
JB> It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the
JB> Sorry. I no longer have any Calvin and Hobbes or Barney
JBS: Jump and Blow Stack
JC2: Judgement Day *
JCI: Jump to Current Instruction
JEANEALOGY: The study of Levi's, Wranglers, and other denims.
JEDI KNIGHTS do it forcefully.
JEDI KNIGHTS do it with force.
JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
JEEP: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
JEEP: Just Eat Every Pickle
JEFFREY DAHMER does it then eats it.
JELLO WRESTLING...the best food fight there is!
JELLO: KoolAid with a hard on!
JENKINSON'S LAW - It won't work.
JENNY.SYS, from Jennifer's new Bible software company
JERRY GARCIA - Crate full o'dead.
JERUSALEM (Anarkia-B) activates October 12th
JERUSALEM (Arnakia) activates Tuesday the 13th
JERUSALEM (January 25th) activates Jan 25th
JERUSALEM (Jerusalem-PLO) activates Jul - Dec
JERUSALEM (Mendoza) activates Jul - Dec
JERUSALEM (Payday) activates Fridays (not 13th)
JERUSALEM (Phenome) activates any Saturday
JERUSALEM 11-30 activates Nov 30th
JERUSALEM activates Friday 13th
JESUS IS COMING soon to a theater near you.
JESUS IS COMING soon to a theater near you.
JESUS IS COMING!!! (Look busy....)
JESUS LOVES YOU~~everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole
JESUS Lives!!! R U 4 Him???
JESUS Lives!!! R U 4 Him???
JESUS ROCKS! World Tour II Coming Soon!
JESUS SAVES (By clipping coupons and shopping wisely)
JESUS SAVES (and we're gonna spend it for him)
JESUS SAVES (but Norton does backups)
JESUS SAVES SINNERS! (He must have a lot by now)
JESUS SAVES but Moses invests.
JESUS SAVES!...Passes to Jordan...Who JAMS it home!
JESUS SAVES!...but then, He's not on PAYE
JESUS SAVES, but Clones 'R' Us makes backups!
JESUS SAVES, passes to Moses, he shoots. It's good! He scores!
JESUS SAVES..Nystrom steals..he shoots..HE SCORES!!
JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
JESUS fasted for 40 days and nights. ELVIS had irregular eating habits
JESUS walked on water. -Matt 14:25 ELVIS surfed. -Blue Hawaii/Paramount:1965
JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop
JESUS was first the Son of God. ELVIS first recorded with Sun Studios
JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio
JESUS' Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' Memphis Mafia, had 12 members
JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around
JESUS: "Love thy neighbor." -Matthew 22:39 ELVIS: "Don't be cruel." -RCA 1956
JESUS: Man shall not live by bread alone
JESUS: Resurrection. ELVIS: famous 1968 "comeback" TV special
JESUS:If any man thirst..-John 7:37 ELVIS:Drinks on me!-Jailhouse Rock/MGM'57
JET SKIERS do it with more thrust.
JETSON You're FIRED!
JEWELERS mount real gems.
JEWISH MYSTICISM: LEV ITATION(l)
JEWS worry about doing it.
JFK shot first! Lee Harvey Oswald was just defending himself.
JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER
JFK: I need this motorcade like a hole in my head!
JFK: Killed because he wanted to tell TRUTH about UFO's! -Anon
JFM: Jump on Full Moon
JH 28.8k cherche compagne pour rseau. 300 bps s'abstenir
JH3 - 'v gt th rght bb h HH
JH3 - 'v g Th pghT ᘭ h HH
JHRB: Jump to H&R Block
JIC Just In Case
JIHAD! upon those who declare holy wars!
JIM CROCKETT - Composting
JIM JONES - It's a Kool-Aid Day
JIM...His brain is GONE! * Bones
JIMMY DURANTE - Inka Dinka Done
JIMMY HOFFA - A Man Among Giants
JIMMY HOFFA FOUND! Makeup removed from Tammy Faye
JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again
JITNOT Just In The Nick Of Time
JJ was watching Geraldo talk about Sysop & trek tags needed on 08-07-93
JJ> ok... i will. after i figure out what re.. what are they for??
JJ> they
JJJ!!!!:*#/g_lqerJJJJJJ!!!{ 8ry]@jvBnjjjjj (Jaeda's recipe)
JJoohhnn,, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt--EE ddoo??
JK Just Kidding
JKB said! "Cat-Tags" can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
JKB said! "Cat-a-Lan" a network of Cats--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! Dec.25th. "Cat-a-Claus" is coming--Ho Ho Ho!!!
JKB said! My Cat crawls under *Beds*...Software crawls under *Windows*
JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! My Cat likes "Cat-Mobiles"--they stop at "Cats-X-ings!"
JKB said! My Cat likes serial Mice for breakfast! it's the "Cats-Meow"
JKB said! My Cat looks for "Bugs-in-Win95"-they're the "Cats-Meoww!"
JKB said! My Cat loves "Santa-Cat-Alina"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! My Cat uses "Cat-Apults"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! Sea Cats prefer "Cat-Amarans"--they're the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKB said! WARNING: *Cats* chase Birds--could be habit forming!!!
JKb said! My Cat sleeps in "Cats-Cradles"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
JKeyboard Not Found - Press [F1] to Continue
JLP: Jump and Lose Pointer
JLP: one who does not need to pretend to be someone else
JLR: Jump and Lose Return
JMAT: JuMp on Alternate Thursdays
JMP if you love assembly language!
JMS has said that Morden was indeed human.
JMail-H 2.80 (Omega 4a)
JN: Jump to Nowhere
JNA trt ili smrt?
JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking
JO(inside)KE <-- inside joke. <g>
JO(inside)KE -- inside joke
JOB: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning
JOB: Jump On Beaver
JOCKEYS do it at the gate.
JOCKEYS do it on the horse-back
JOCKEYS do it with their horses
JOCKEYS do it with whips and saddles
JOE DON BAKER BAKED POTATOES - Frank orders lunch
JOE DON BAKER BAKED POTATOES! -- TV's Frank
JOE NAMATH - Passed Away
JOEL ROBINSON IS DEAD! -- Tom Servo
JOEL-ROB-IN-SON-IS-DEAD! --Tom cries.
JOEL: Umm, sorry General, that's my FLINGING hand!
JOGGERS do it on the run.
JOHN AKERS - Goodbye, Mr. Chips
JOHN BARTLETT - "R.I.P."
JOHN BELUSHI - I'm a SOUL, man
JOHN DOE - Gone But Not Forgotten
JOHN F.KENNEDY - Jack In The Box
JOHN LENNON - Number Nine... or was it 910 ..the one after 909
JOHN WAYNE IS BIG LEGGY
JOHNNY ACTION FINGER - Tom's super hero
JOHNNY KINGSFORD - edges light evenly - Crow's super hero
JOHNSON-LAIRD'S LAW - Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
JOIN Orphan Voyage of Alabama today PO BOX 45754 Madison, WI. 53744
JOIN THE ALL-CAPS BBS CLUB! THE WAY BBSING USED TO BE!
JOIN THE BAN OF ASCII 97 THROUGH 122!
JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA
JOIN the club? I FOUNDED the club
JOIN! The Pink Bunny Rangers. Special weapons training in Snare drums.
JOKER BURGERS!!! Talk about a HAPPY MEAL!!!-Joker
JOKES - The Politically InCorrect conference.
JOKES--the politically incorrect conference.
JOLLY GREEN GIANT - Rest In Peas
JOLT COLA: TWICE THE CAFFINE
JOM: Jump Out of Memory
JOM: Jump Over Moon
JOP: Jump OPerator
JORDACHE: Pain in the jord
JOSEPH E. SEAGRAM - He's With Us In Spirits
JOSHI activates Jan 5th
JOURNALIST: Person with nothing on his mind & the power to express it.
JOURNALISTS do it write.
JOUST NAKED @==>>============>
JOY - Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last.
JOYSTICK: Peripheral used by consulting adults.
JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs
JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrives
JPEG: a GIF corruption utility (virus?)
JRAN: Jump RANdom
JRCF: Jump Relative and Catch Fire
JRGA: Jump Relative and Get Arrested
JRL: Jump to Random Location
JRRT = J.R.R. Tolkien
JRSR: Jump to Random SubRoutine
JS: "Catalog writer's block?" EB: "Yeah... that's funny."
JS: "Do women go left or right?" EB: "No, we just play defense."
JS: "What'bout the breathing, the panting, the screaming, the moaning?"
JS: "What's the show about?" GC: "Absolutely nothing."
JS: What do I do with latex? GC: I don't know, you manufacture it!"
JS? --Sheridan. John Sheridan. --Ivanova
JSC: Jump on System Crash
JSNM; Just Stark Naked Magic
JSOR: Jump Somewhere Over Rainbow
JSP: Jump on Sexy Programmer
JSPS Just Some Poor Schmuck
JSU: Jump Self Unconditional
JS I'm looking for some taglines relating to "vomiting"
JT: Jump if Tuesday
JTC: Jump To Conclusions
JTT: Jump and Tangle Tape
JTZ: Jump to Twilight Zone
JUDGES do it in chambers.
JUDGES watch it and give scores.
JUG-U-LATE, v. to cut the throat
JUGGERNAUT: Der Fukkengratt Trukken
JUGGLERS do it in a flash.
JUGGLERS do it with more balls
JUGGLERS do it with their balls in the air
JUICE!!!
JULIA CHILD - Whisked Away
JULIA CHILDS - Ciao
JULY 13TH activates Jul 13th
JUM: Jeer at User's Mistake
JUMP OFF OF THE CLIFF by Hugo First
JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.
JUMP! -- One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong
JUNE 16TH activates Jun 16th
JUNE: When young men graduate from college and begin their education.
JUNK(n): stuff we throw away. STUFF(n): Junk we keep.
JUNKFOOD.EXE - necessary command or file name
JURORS do it at her majesties pleasure (UK).
JURORS hand down their verdict.
JURY BACK: Trust Innocent! It was curiosity that killed the cat!
JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.
JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.
JURY: Twelve people chosen to determine the best lawyer
JUST A MATTER OF TIME
JUST ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG - Winston Smith
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!
JUST ANOTHER WITHDRAWAL FROM THE INSANITY BANK
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING DAVE?
JUST...CRY...*HAVOK*...!!!
JUST: Jackson's Unified Shield Theory
JUSTHOWMANYCHARACHTERSCANYOUPOSSIBLYFITONONETAGLINEANYWAY
JUSTHOWMANYCHARACHTERSCANYOUPOSSIBLYFITONONETAGLINEANYWAY
JUXTATAG: [Pause] I 'ave no idea wot that means
JUaqg haqfr vaqttden ki taqngdentblofrdet
JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world
JW's of Borg: Only the first 144,000 will be assimilated.
JW's: so serious that you can only joke about them
JWN: Jump When Necessary
JWs: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight
Ja #Sezame otvori se> a on #Incorrect Password>
Ja das ist ein schnitzelbank!
Ja devojku volim na travi, u prirodnoj prirodi...
Ja ga posl'o u Minken da studira, a on cimer !?
Ja imam bombu u grudima i jedan zestok plan samo za dvoje
Ja ne znam nista o racunarima. Zato sam pozvao njih !
Ja nemam Ebola virus.
Ja nikad necu biti s drugom, uz vino ja sam pored nje
Ja nisam AUTONOMAS, ja sam REPUBLIKANAC.
Ja nisam USER o naprotiv, meni je osmeh light motiv
Ja nisam covek od jedne zelje!
Ja nisam isao u Jovinu Gimnaziju !
Ja nosim samo samocu i tugu, ko zna sta ona sad oseca,
Ja sam VOJVODJANIN !!!!!
Ja sam danas razocaran skoro svim i svacim
Ja sam jedan ostavljeni tagOna me vise ne voli. :~(
Ja sam ovde samo zbog para.
Ja sam pripadnik lepseg pola.
Ja sam strani placenik.
Ja sam suluhuidan tip :)
Ja sam zvezda padalica. Pozeli zelju....
Ja samo zujim-ne ubadam :)))))))
Ja svake noci sanjam, najlepse oci tvoje
Ja sve radim polako uverices se. O;)))
Ja vise ne stanujem ovde.
Jabba "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha
Jabba "You must unlearn what you have learned." - Yoda
Jabba the Hutt meets Rudolf the Reindeer. I dunno, mom - Calvin
Jabba wants to see YOU, #TN#
Jabba wants to see YOU, @FN@
Jabba wants to see YOU, Bob !
Jabba wants to see YOU, Taglit !
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. - Luke
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us...or die.
Jabba: LIFO - Last in, first out
Jabba: FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussions
Jabber... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine
Jabberwockies, bandersnatches and jubjubs....Oh! My!
Jabjabber - After-fight interview
Jace, that's my nurse Rainbow's house. Let's be discrete! Ian
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill....To Have Sex
Jack & Jill file $10,000,000 lawsuit after hillside fall
Jack & Jill, pail of water,...Riiiiight
Jack & Jill...pail of water???.....Riiiight!
Jack Butler has been caught stealing Taglines again
Jack Butler has no Elvis in him.
Jack Butler is an ass
Jack Butler is more like... a force of nature. -- Brian Williams
Jack Butler's Ultimate Tagline File! 44 Meg and Still Growing!
Jack Butler's Ultimate Tagline File: 43 Megs and Climbing!
Jack Crawford sent a trainee to me? -- Hannibal Lector
Jack Daniel's Law of Motion: 'You can't fall off the floor'!
Jack Daniels - It's not just for breakfast anymore
Jack Daniels and George Dickel, America's best known ambassadors!
Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people
Jack Daniels makes my list of admired people...what's wrong with that?
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose
Jack Kennedy was a dittohead
Jack Kervorkian for White House Physician
Jack Kervorkian's patients NEVER complain !
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
Jack Kevorkian for house doctor in Congress!
Jack Lalaine is The Fugitive! -- Mike Nelson
Jack Lemmon wouldn't have made it as CEO of General Motors.
Jack Mort died alone. - DT II
Jack Nicklaus said "Polio was only slightly worse than peddling insurance. Oysters go down easier than goldfish. And if you want a crack at 18 majors, try humming 'Jamaica Farewell'"
Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin
Jack O'Lobotomy - Removal of pulp and seeds from a pumpkin
Jack Palance fights back - Tom
Jack Palance fights back! -- Tom Servo
Jack Snerdley - Official Call Screener for the Limbaugh Echo.
Jack and Jill are over the hill.
Jack and Jill... pail of water? Riiiight!
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over...oh, Jack!
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.
Jack has Van Gogh's ear for music.
Jack hits the warp! - Larry
Jack in and feel the burn -=> Cyber Junkie
Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.
Jack relax, get busy with the facts ... RUSH Roll the Bones
Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise. - Snow Crash
Jack! Having you as a friend is like having a pet disease!-MacGyver
Jack's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
Jack's Law: You can't fall off the floor
Jack, please tell me you saw the humor in Shatner's SNL sketch.
Jack, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you!
Jack, there's some lovely filth down here. -Adapted frm M. Python
Jack, you have debauched my sloth!--Stephen Maturin
Jack, you've debauched my sloth
Jack: Limbless man stuck under a car
Jackbootedemperatorthug-aphobics United for Govornment Shrinking
Jacket blurb: Fable of contents.
Jackie Gleason's Music To Buy Acid By - Tom
Jackie Vernon hitting a little fungo - Tom
Jackie's acting is very frightening. -Dracula Gottfried
Jackpot!
Jackrabbit Slim's: Next best thing to a time Machine
Jackson Roykirk, Captain James Kirk. Kirk
Jackson of Borg: Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya k
Jacob - Another soldier in the War of transverse realities!
Jacob RUN!-Alice
Jacob wrestled the angel and was overcome --U2
Jacob! That's not your father!-Alice
Jacob's Law: To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is<>even more human
Jacobson's Law: The less work an organization produces, the more<>frequently it reorganizes
Jacqueline Kennedy: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."
Jacques Brel might drive a Parisienne.
Jacques Strap! I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! - Moe
Jacques and Serge all at once??? Man oh man!!! This IS a good day!!!
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life,<>liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session
Jacuzzi of the Gods! -- Tom Servo
Jade, amber, tiger-eye, garnet. I LIKE being stoned.
Jade: Over 1,000,000,000 Served
Jadzia Dax: No Julian, you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down.
Jadzia Dax: Victor/Victoria reincarnated?
Jadzia likes to be on the bottom. Dax
Jadzia of Borg: Resistance is *DEFINATELY* futile.
Jadzia of Borg: NO Julian I will not assimilate you!
Jadzia, I just love older women!! Bashir
Jadzia, I want your body! You can keep the worm. * Bashir
Jadzia, after the Trill is gone
Jadzia, her towel fallen down. Bashir, his tongue on the floor
Jadzia...will you marry me?
Jafar Jafar he's our man, if he can't DO IT - GREAT! - Genie
Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!
Jaffar, Jaffar, he's our man. If he can't do it *GREAT!* - Genie
Jaffe's Precept: There are some things that are impossible to<>know -- but it is impossible to know what these things are
Jaguar: Yes. I want a hand Job. (Crazy People)
Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Jail for Tagline Thieves
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho
Jail's $34-Million Price Tag Doesn't Include Cell Doors
Jailbait, n. - A girl with a Fisher-Price vibrator
Jailer, n. - One who is his brother's keeper
Jake Bullet, Cybernautic Detective. - Kryten
Jake Sisko: just call him "Anti-Borg"
Jake The Pig by Rolf Harris
Jakes snowball flew out of Quarks holosuite and into Sisko's face
Jalapenos are only small pickles. Go ahead. Take a bite
Jalepeno's 'R' Us.
Jamaican bobsledders DO IT poorly, but they make movies about it.
Jamaican coffee, double-strong, double-sweet. -- Chief O'Brien
Jamboree On The Air -- shortwave Scouting friendship.
Jamboree On The Air -- the World Jamboree from all over the world.
James 4:7-10
James A. Lovell Jr., Astronaut (Gemini, Apollo), was an Eagle Scout.
James Anteater Brown: the aardest varking man in show biz
James Bond in a pickle factory: licensed to dill.
James Bond is dead
James Bond rules, 00K
James Borg 007 - CubeRaker.
James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.
James Borg 007 - The Borg Who Loved Me.
James Borg 007 - The Man with the Golden Borg.
James Borg 007 - You only Assimilate Twice.
James Brady = Predator 3 -- he attacks if you have a gun
James Brown - "I've fallen and can't get down!"
James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!"
James Brown: I've fallen and I can't get down.
James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive
James Dixon is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion
James Dixon was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum.
James Dixon, his mind closed, his mouth open.
James Earl Jones, ladies and gentlemen! -- Tom Servo
James Earl Ray in back there - Mike
James Earl Ray is back there... -- Mike Nelson
James Hamilton was 'Jim - Jim, the Dog - Faced Boy' - Scully
James Jontz, Congressman (Ind.), was an Eagle Scout.
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized. -- Tom Stoppard
James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump -- TMBG
James Laine only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
James Last wouldn't have made it as a marathon runner.
James R. Olin, Congressman (Va.), was an Eagle Scout.
James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.
James T. Dundee: That's not a phaser. THIS is a phaser!
James T. Welk: Show's almost over, haven't kissed alien!
James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.
James is a few fries short of a happy meal. (:
James's a real big gun - of small caliber and immense bore.
James, take me around the world one more time. - Holly Goodhead
James, would you care to settle this outside?
Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher
Jamie Farr: Vulcan sex with an out-of-work actor.
Jamie mist safe hand well
Jamming with Blue Wave, QEdit and Maximus!
Jamming with Silver Xpress!
Jammit Dim; Im' a dokter, not a tipist!@!
Jan 1, 1994 - Unfinished Business. Jan 1, 1995 - Finished Business!
Jan 17, 1994: Earthquake struck Los Angeles; 6.6 on the Richter Scale.
Jan Brady, like you've never seen her before - Tom
Jan. 11, 1994: Lorena Bobbitt trial begins. Charge: Malic
Jan. 11, 1994: Lorena Bobbitt trial begins. Charge: Malicious wounding
Jana's Law of Love: A dandelion from a lover means more than an<>orchid from a friend
Jana's Second Law of Love: Better a pebble given out of love<>than a diamond given out of duty
Jandor opened the saddlebags and found them full
Jane Fonda Falls Twelve thousand feet out of Helicopter ... and survives
Jane Fonda has more combat experience than Bill Clinton!
Jane Fonda is the Mother Of My Child, Reveals Jarvis Cocker
Jane Fonda's at the U.N. Complaining the US won't fund abortions!
Jane Fonda, call home: 1-800-HANOI
Jane Stewart's mother: "And always be generous, Jane."
Jane sees Dick, Jane likes Dick, Jane plays with Dick
Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Jane! Help! Jaaaaaaaaaane!
Jane! Stop this crazy thing! <-- George Jetson
Jane! Stop this crazy thing! Help! Jane! -- G. Jetson
Jane, you say it's all over for you and me, girl
Jane, you're playing a game called
Jane? Wh--Where's my lithium? - Billionaire Ted
Janet Hayes SPEAKS ABOUT Leather/SM Taglines!
Janet Reno - safe from advances if she cooked naked in a lumber camp
Janet Reno Hair Removal System: Burns 'em out down to the roots!
Janet Reno can kiss my SKS and suck my GLOCK!
Janet Reno doesn't have enough qualifications to be a meter maid.
Janet Reno has been inducted into BATF's HALL OF FLAME
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
Janet Reno is Adolf Hitler in DRAG.
Janet Reno is a SCUD, all the PATRIOTS are out to get her.
Janet Reno would be perfect to put in prison and cure sex offenders
Janet Reno, look out! - Mike on guy dressed as girl
Janet Reno, look out! -- Mike Nelson
Janet Reno, why are armed Christians worse than armed robbers?
Janet Reno-Williams -- "The Destroyer"
Janet Reno: "Cookin' with gas!"
Janet Reno: Chief meter maid of Clinton's D.C. Loon Platoon.
Janet Reno: Concentration camp maid of Clinton's D.C. Goon Platoon
Janet Reno: Himmler in a skirt, except Himmler had better legs.
Janet Reno: The Shakiest gun in the East!
Janet Reno: a clown in the Bungling Bros., Rodham & Billy Circus.
Janet Reno: the President's personal meter maid.
Janet! Doctor Scott! /Janet/! *Brad*! Rocky! <Say 3 times>
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Uhhh!
Janet! I'm running with scissors! Better kill me before I lose an eye!
Janet, Brad, Dr.Scott, Rocky, UNGHH! Janet, Brad
Janet. Flower? -The Tick
Janet? Are you deezent... Janet? -- Bert Schnickt
Janeway ! Stop this crazy thing! Help! Janeeeewaaaaay! - Lt. G. Jetson
Janeway Burger: All bun
Janeway IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Coffee.
Janeway of Borg: "You'll be assimilated, or face deadly force!"
Janeway to Bridge: anybody there? Janeway
Janeway to Torres: what's going on down there? Janeway
Janeway to Voyager! JANEWAY TO VOYAGER! Damn, it's busy!
Janeway! Chakotay! Neelix! There -- I am on topic!
Janeway's hairdo: THE BUN OF STEEL!!!
Janeway, the hard way, far, far away! And, don't come back to soon!
Janeway: Doesn't need Q to tell her when a gas cloud is a lifeform.
Janeway: Dorothy, Paris: Scarecrow, Chakotay: Tin Man, Kim: Toto
Janeway: Only a FEMALE captain could actually ADMIT she's lost.
Janeway: There is coffee in this nebula ahead
Janeway: You KILLED him? 7/9: He wasn't responding to diplomacy
Janie's Got a Gun
Janier knows two types of pedestrians - Quick and Dead.
Janier's Diner - Turkey $2.35; Chicken $2.25; Children $1.50!
Janier's Tagline \c3--==Kill a kid--God will make more.=--\c7
Janier's an Apathetic Sociopath.. ...she'd kill you if she cared !!
Janier: "murder always cheers me up"
Janis Joplin didn't die for our sins, she died from Heroin.
Janitors clean up afterwards.
Janitors do it in supply closets.
Janitors do it with a plunger.
Janitors do it with mops and brooms.
January. It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese
Janway to Kim. That's odd. Janeway
Janyway's animal guide: Newt "Gingrich"
Japan says your illiterate.
Japan: Jump And Pump All Night
Japanese Accountants do it in strange forms.
Japanese Animation Rule #91: 100 ton hammers are highly accessible.
Japanese Cookbook: "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
Japanese Pet Store Slogan: "Buy one get one flea!"
Japanese Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
Japanese battleship dead ahe@#$#@$ NO CARRIER
Japanese is strange. I Kana understand it
Japanese proverb: "Mi kara deta sabi."
Japanese say Americans are lazy. HAH!! At lease we cook
Japanese say Americans are lazy? Hah!, we cook our fish!
Japanese say Americans are lazy? HAH! At least we cook OUR fish.
Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu
Japanese think Americans are lazy? At least we COOK fish!
Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it.
Japple...an Apple computer sold in Japan.
Jared would rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand!
Jared, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Jargon is a method of succeeding by anti-simplification.
Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying.
Jargon: method of succeeding by antisimplification
Jarheads. - Ivanova
Jasmine, rose, honeysuckle, old hay . . . the smell of love. - DT I
Jason Blanks reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
Jason Levine makes Pee-Wee Herman appear funny.
Jason Meaden - SysOp - Rough N Ready - TeamOS/2 -
Jason Rothstein is to Fidonet, what The Canadians are to hockey.
Jason White wrote: Wow! How old are you!?!?! I am 14 (almost 15).
Jason joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party
Jason turned in his hockey mask for OS/2.
Jason, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Jason, you certainly know how to make a Point!
Jason, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
Jaundice - To include in a group
Jaunty!
Jaunty! is locked inside a chocolate factory...DON'T send help!
Jaunty! seen pushing clone off bell tower; busted 4 obscene clone fall
Jaunty!'s birthdate has B.C. at the end of it!
Javacise - Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap.
Jaw - A shark without as much teeth
Jaws caught Jezus allright!
Jaws-The man whom would not die
Jaws: even ankle-deep water conceals predators as big as Winnebagos
Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show
Jay Leno votes for my taglines
Jay Miner is dead. :-( Long live the AMIGA!!!
Jay Miner's dog helped design my Amiga! Cool!
Jay Moock only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jay is nowhere, man.
Jay's First Law of Leadership: Changing things is central to<>leadership; changing them before anyone else does is creativity
Jazz - the highest common denominator!
Jazz Musician- Juggler using harmonies instead of oranges
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa
Jazz is what jazz players play when they play jazz !!
Jazz isn't for everybody... It's BETTER than that!
Jazz* isn't dead, it just smells funny -Frank Z
Jazz, girls, drugs, communism...What a "party"!!
Jazz: The Joy of Sax
Jazzy says, "Wow!"
Je dfendrai jusqu' la mort votre droit mon opinion
Je m'appelle Bill Gate, Dieu n'a qu' se tenir pnard :)
Je me souviens
Je mens toujours
Je pense que je pense, donc je pourrais tre
Je pense, donc je suis
Je pexu tapre 300 most a la mniute
Je plotter, desto flotter!
Je prfre encore avoir une photo rate d'un type comme moi qu'une photo
Je suis Jean-Luc Picard. Avez-vous des Poupon Gris?
Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho!
Je suis celibataire par choix : personne ne m'a choisi
Je suis un antisolipsiste. Tout le monde existe sauf moi
Je t'aime, je t'adore.
Je t'emerde, espece de porc a la manque!
Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!
Je vois que vous avez une chou!!!
Je*o te Haso,za koga ti navijas,za mene il' za medjeda?
Jealous, am I? Yes, I suppose I am. Clark Gable
Jealousy and Astrology: Two things I never get involved with.
Jealousy causes a lot of the "Anti-Earnhardt" messages
Jealousy has often been a motive for murder.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they are having.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have,,,
Jealousy is the greatest evil
Jealousy is the greatest evil
Jealousy is the injured lover's hell.
Jealousy is the weapon - you kill me
Jealousy...All the fun you think they have
Jean Chretien's golf course: The wearying of the green.
Jean Claude Van Damme: Feet of fury, mouth of marbles.
Jean Gravel [c]93/94
Jean Luc, Geordi's Specs, Mysteries on the Holodecks
Jean Luc, I am Beldar and this is Primat. We are from France too
Jean Luc, I'm in control now, and you may address me as MISTRESS Troi.
Jean Luc, the only reason I come here is to listen to these speeches.
Jean Nate, jock strap, rotted- Crow describes smell
Jean Taylor's the Lawn Ranger.
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek
Jean-Luc and the T-Rex: Jurassic Picard!
Jean-Luc! I just love your new hairstyle! -- Q
Jean-Luc! What naughty thoughts! -- Lwaxana Troi
Jean-Luc! How 'bout a big *hug*!! - Q to Picard in Qpid.
Jean-Luc! How about a BIG hug? -- Q
Jean-Luc! What naughty thoughts! - Lwaxana Troi
Jean-Luc, I am Beldar. I am also from France
Jean-Luc, I do not like being handcuffed. - Beverly
Jean-Luc, I do not like being handcuffed. -- Crusher
Jean-Luc, I don not LIKE being handcuffed - Dr. Crusher
Jean-Luc, I don't like being handcuffed. - Bev Crusher
Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle! - Q
Jean-Luc, I know what you're thinking...- Troi
Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring. - Beverly
Jean-Luc, I never knew you were such a cad! --Q
Jean-Luc, look at your team for a minute. We are children. - Guinan.
Jean-Luc, there's something I've been meaning to tell you
Jean-Luc, we need to talk. Dr. Crusher
Jean-Luc....read me....underwear....mcnuggets -Vash
Jean-Luc: Hate Enterprize, hate Worf. Taking Vash. -Q
Jeane Moore has been diagnosed with Tagline Fever.
Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
Jeaux sans Frontiere
Jebes ribu sa VEKS-a :) (i ja bi)
Jedan ce ludak letjeti, kroz planine, do tebe
Jede Organisation w{chst j{hrlich um 5 bis 6 Prozent. -- Parkinsons Gesetz
Jede gen}gend fortgeschrittene Technik grenzt an Magie. -- Clarke
Jedem leba i parizer, ja sam Vosin simpatizer!
Jedi Knight Geordi... May LaForge be with you!
Jedi Knights do it forcefully.
Jedi Knights don't wait fifteen years for a sequel.
Jedi Masters do it with even more Force.
Jedi do it with Force.
Jedi to hot dog vendor: "Make me one with everything"
Jedi's never die, they fade away
Jedi's nightmare: Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri!
Jedis never die, they fade away !
Jedite spanac i bicete snazni i celavi. sifra "Popaj"
Jedne noci ni sam ne znam koje, tvoje usne bice samo moje.
Jedni grabe napred, a drugi otpozadi.
Jednim udarcem teram u gips, a drugim u grob!!!
Jednog dana nema me, da nikada ne dodjem !
Jeeez...even my tagline suggestion file was empty on this one!
Jeep Junk Each Eagle Produced
Jeep Just Excrement Expensively Priced
Jeep: Just Everyone Elses Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Just Eats Every Part
Jeesh!.... You go right for the throat!
Jeez if you love honkus
Jeez! Aren't there any roads in this town? -- Crow T. Robot
Jeez! He really sucked the air out of this room. -- Joel
Jeez! This is getting preachy!
Jeez! This sketch is getting preachy! -- Crow T. Robot
Jeez! Tolkein couldn't follow this plot! -- Crow T. Robot
Jeez! I'm Getting Older By Leaps and Bounds!
Jeez! Why do I always have to save your--AAAAAAAAUGH! - Timon
Jeez, Billy... you sure look Keen!
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeez, lady! Scream in someone else's ear! -- Crow T. Robot
Jeez, next time buy something - Crow on his veggie stand
Jeez, she's cantilevered into that shirt! - Tom
Jeez, sometimes I crack myself up!
Jeez, victims are *so* touchy! -- Crow T. Robot
Jeez, victims are SO touchy - Crow
Jeez, where'd ya dig *this* bozo up? - Iago
Jeez, you could shave with her voice - Mike
Jeez, you start havin' fun, they send in the lawyers!t
Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.
Jeez. They over-booked the credits. -- Tom Servo
Jeez. They over-booked the credits - Tom
Jeezy cow!!!!
Jeezzzz it's tough to be over the hill at such a young age!
Jeff Bingaman, Senator (N.M.), was an Eagle Scout.
Jeff Crow is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion.
Jeff Dahmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.
Jeff Dahmer kept substantial frozen assets.
Jeff Dahmer to Lorena Bobbitt: You gonna eat that?
Jeff Dalhmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.
Jeff Dalhmer was sane and stood trial, not Lorena.
Jeff Dunham & Peanut - Mike
Jeff Gordon - Future Winston Cup Champion.
Jeff Gordon - Winner of the Inaugural Brickyard 400
Jeff Gordon -- Bringing NASCAR into the 21st Century!
Jeff Gordon -- The Dale Earnhardt of the 21st Century!
Jeff Gordon -- The Dale Earnhardt of the 90's!
Jeff Gordon -- The NASCAR Driver of the 21st Century!
Jeff Gordon -- The NASCAR Driver of the 90's!
Jeff Gordon -- The future of NASCAR has to start somewhere!
Jeff Gordon and Chevy, It just don't get no better!
Jeff Gordon and DUPONT, It just don't get no better!
Jeff Gordon and the Daytona 500 both WINNERS!
Jeff Gordon pulls out the "R&D Test Car" and smokes his bags
Jeff Gordon to Dale Earnhardt... I'm not Intimidated...<G>
Jeff Gordon wins Rockingham - 2-23-1997, in a Chevy Monte Carlo
Jeff Gordon wins the Daytona 500 - 2-16-1997, in a Chevy Monte Carlo
Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!
Jeff is a wanky bastard
Jeff to Tonya: I'm free next year, if you are maybe we
Jeff, yeah, yeah, we're getting you. - Sinclair
Jefferson Airplane/Surrealistic Pillow
Jefferson Darcy...male gigolo. Marcy Darcy...female impersonator.
Jefferson figured we'd need at least 2-3 revolutions per century.
Jefferson put the Bible in our schools as a light
Jeffery Dahmer - Just another eating disorder victim.
Jeffery Dahmer Borg: Prepare to be assim..err..digested!!
Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit: You gonna eat that?
Jeffery Dahmer was caught trying to butter up the judge!
Jeffery Dahmer's IQ kit: Eat gifted children
Jeffery Dahmer: "All I did was have some friends for dinner?"
Jeffery Dahmer: Cannibals! The people lovin people!
Jeffery Darmer is a smoker. They found a pile of butts in his house!
Jeffrey Dahlmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.
Jeffrey Dahmer Virus: Eats your system piece by piece
Jeffrey Dahmer added a new meaning to the term, "finger food"
Jeffrey Dahmer is a smoker. They fuound a pile of butts in his house!
Jeffrey Dahmer is so lonely for sex he can almost taste it.
Jeffrey Dahmer was a "humanitarian?" <*shudder*>
Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.
Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: How to cook with Heart and Soul
Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: How to get a head in refrigeration.
Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef!
Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite film: Three Men and a Little Gravy.
Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite recipes: Fried green Tommy toes
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jeffrey Dahmer: "Homophobe, MOI?! Au, contrair......."
Jeffrey Dahmer: "A mind is a terrible thing to taste!!"
Jeffrey Dahmer: The queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jeffrey Dahmers CookBook: Shortcuts on becoming Head Chef
Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.
Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: How to cook with Heard and Soul.
Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: How to get a head in refrigeration.
Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef.
Jeffrey Darmer is a smoker. They found a pile of butts in
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: ART's Choked Heart.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BABY Back Ribs.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: BOB-B-Que.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Baked Alaskan.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Brown Knees.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: CHUCK's Roast.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Elbow Macaroni.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Eyesburg Lettuce.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Fillet O'FRED.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Finger Sandwiches.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Handburger.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Head Lettuce.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Icebox Surprise Pie.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Kidney Pie.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Leg O'SAM.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Manwich.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Mixed Nuts.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Moo Goo Guy in a Pan.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: PETER Bread.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Rice a RONNIE.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Rump Roast.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Scrambled Legs.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Screamin' SAMMY Sausage.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Shisk-K-BOB.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Sloppy JOE.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Spaghetti and Pete's Balls.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Sum-Yun-Guy.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: TERRY Aki.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Tongue Sandwich.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: VINCE Meat Pie.
Jeg vil godt have et semikolon her -> ;
Jehovah Java, my reviver, caffeine is sufficient for me
Jehovah Shammah - The LORD is present. Ezek. 48:35
Jehovah Witnesses of BORG: Can we come in and talk to you about Assimilation?
Jehovah Witnesses of BORG: We just Assimilate you for a few minutes?
Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! - Life of Brian
Jehovah's Witness Relocation Program Director
Jehovah's Witness rock music: "All Along the Watchtower."
Jehovah's Witness: (def) Knock, knock "S**t happens"
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, knock... sh*t happens
Jehovah's Witnesses!!?? I didn't know He was on
Jehovah's Wittness ... (knock, knock) S*** happens
Jehovah, Yahweh, Allah What's he hiding with all those aliases?
Jehovah-Jireh! Our Provider!
Jehovah-rapha: The LORD that heals.
Jehovah-shalom: The LORD our peace.
Jehoviah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, Sh*t happens!
Jel' bi ti tantario Tanju ?
Jel' ova linija mora uvek da bude ukljucena?
Jell-O: Kool-Aid with a hard-on.
Jello and chocolate pudding on the computer <children> delete Y/N?
Jello and onions! - Al, on Sam's choice of snack food, "8 1/2 Months"
Jello can be violent in the wrong hands
Jello is Kool-Aid with a hard-on.
Jello is antimatter.
Jello, n. - Kool-Aid with an erection
Jelly; usually found on bread, kids and keyboards
Jellybean, Aardvark, Hayden, Haberdashery
Jellybeans and Windows are essentially evil.
Jemimites - Tiny pancakes formed from batter that fell of
Jeni Morgan for Governor of Texas
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
Jenna Jameson joins the Navy! (She has a passion for seamen...)
Jenna... are we no longer... a couple? - Data
Jennette
Jennie Garth is "HOTT".
Jennie Garth is a "BABE".
Jennie's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Jennifer Lopez of Borg: "I am J.Lo-cutus!"
Jennifer Lopez of Borg: Putting the "ass" in "assimilation!"
Jennifer Vitelli, that explains it all!
Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show"
Jenny Shipley... a good example of why animals eat there young!
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again. Forrest Gump
Jenny bought an apple and a lemon. The apple was a peach but the lemon was a lemon
Jenny came back and stayed with me. Forrest Gump
Jenny's engaging in another of those Real-Life Simulations
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
Jeordi to the Bridge! Data is being formatted!!
Jep - you are right!
Jer Amerika je zemlja daleka..nazalost :(
Jer alkohol je nas zivot i on nam znaci sve
Jer jak je glas sto me doziva, sa druge obale - sa one obale
Jer za ljubav treba imat dusu
Jer za tebe vise nema povratka, sta uradi ova kurva zelen
Jeramia was a bulltag. He was a good friend of mine.
Jeremiah Johnson might drive a Summit.
Jeremiah was a Bullfrog, Was a good friend of mine
Jeremiah was a Bullfrog, Was a good friend of mine, 3 Dog Night
Jeremiah was a Bullfrog, Was a good friend of mine.
Jeremy Mullins's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Jeremy Wong (1978-1994): One only dies when one is truly forgotten
Jeremy spoke in / class today..........blam
Jeremy, get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK!
Jerk (n): What is found on both ends of fishing lines.
Jerk Trek: ...to wussily pissfart where no buthead pissfarted before
Jerk: What is found on both ends of fishing lines
Jerky Boys! - Crow as guy hangs up phone
Jerome Greene "Just the FAQ's"
Jerry ASCII and Jerry receives.
Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.
Jerry Faries only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
Jerry Lawler vs. Tazz, the eternal debate: "Puppies!" "Tomatos!" "PUPPIES!!!" "TOMATOES!!!"
Jerry Reed in `Who's Life Is It, Anyway?' -- Mike Nelson
Jerry the Belly Button Elf: "I HATE LINTLOAF Aaaaagh ..."
Jerry wrote this in the fall of 1993.
Jerry, I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
Jerry, You are just like a crab, always on the ball...<G<
Jerry, look how tense you are, you need to take a soak! (Kramer)
Jerry. Did ya ever have your sperm count checked? - Kramer
Jersey Shore's Dance Music Net!!!!!! FREQ "DANCE" 1:107/453
Jes' da sam celav i dlakav k'o medved, al' imam DUSU!
Jesi li video zenu Stivija Vondera? Nije ni on.
Jesse Helm's Angels - Tom
Jesse Helms: The number one argument for term limits
Jesse Jackson: The Disk Crash of political candidates.
Jesse Jackson: The EDLIN of political candidates.
Jesse Jackson: Wanna-be Massa of the LIbEral Plantation.
Jesse James was a good shot, but you'll be a hotshot with Messenger!
Jesse's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
Jesse, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Jessie Jessie, Jessie Jessi-cah... Now she's far away... (Ethnix)
Jest - What the doctor ordered.
Jest da nam je zemlja mala al je leglo kriminala
Jestering is grueling - Crow
Jestering is grueling. -- Crow T. Robot
Jesters do often prove prophets. <Shakespeare>
Jests directed against the unfortunate are inhuman. - Qunitilian
Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
Jesus Saves. Moses invests. Feminizts just steal
Jesus * 9 = 666 (try it! A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6 etc)
Jesus - Eternal Combustion Protection
Jesus - Not a religion, but a relationship!
Jesus Built My Hotrod!
Jesus Christ - True God of True God - begotten not made!
Jesus Christ The Same Yesterday, And Today, And Forever !!
Jesus Christ is Lord!
Jesus Christ is coming back soon. Are you ready? Are you saved?
Jesus Christ is physically coming back soon. Are you saved?
Jesus Christ is the answer. Now, what was your question
Jesus Christ loves you!
Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. (HEB 13:8)
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel... - The Crow
Jesus Christ was cool, it's just his fan club that irritates me.
Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
Jesus Christ, God Son, our Savior
Jesus Christ, I hate those christians!
Jesus Christ, a freeware program
Jesus Christ, serving you for over 2000 years!
Jesus Christ, shut the door! Were you born in a barn?!?
Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, and today and for ever.- Heb. 13:8
Jesus Christ: Don't leave earth without Him
Jesus Christ: God become human so that humans might become God
Jesus Christ: God over all. --Romans 9:5
Jesus Christ: The man who knows it all*
Jesus Christ: Your Creator, not your spirit-brother. - Col. 1:16-17
Jesus Christ: sharing God's nature from eternity. --John 1:1
Jesus Gives Hugs
Jesus H(arold) Christ. Harold Be thy name!
Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters. Elvis Presley has 12 letters.
Jesus Is Coming! Quick, look busy!
Jesus Lives, I should know, He's taking to me now.*
Jesus Loves You. I Don't. Get Out Of My Way.
Jesus NEVER fails.
Jesus Not Only Saves, He Also Makes Backups Frequently
Jesus SAVES! passes to Moses, Judas steals and he SCORES!!!!
Jesus SAVES! Passes to Moses. He shoots! Scores!
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
Jesus Saves - and Dalglish gets the rebound!
Jesus Saves - at First National Bank
Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
Jesus Saves ---- Passes to Moses ---- AND HE SCORES!!!!
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
Jesus Saves .. Moses Invests .. Cthulhu Forecloses.
Jesus Saves He passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus Saves Passes to Moses shoots SCORES!
Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound.
Jesus Saves! Is that why there are so many "Pennies From Heaven?"
Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus Saves! Moses Invests!<Bild>
Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses, he shoot's... he scores!
Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses....He dropped the tablets
Jesus Saves! passes to Moses, he Scores
Jesus Saves!!!(by clipping coupons & shopping wisely)
Jesus Saves!.... Passes to Moses!.... SHOOTS! SCORES!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves, Johnson scores on the rebound.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, Rush Limbaugh Tells The Truth
Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, He Shoots; SCORES!!
Jesus Saves, Vishnu invests
Jesus Saves, Vishnu invests, but E.F. Hutton says
Jesus Saves, Vishnu invests.
Jesus Saves, but Cthulhu Engulfs and Devours
Jesus Saves, but with Hasek in net, He's trade bait.
Jesus Saves, by striking out the side in the bottom of the ninth.
Jesus Saves, pases to Moses... he shoots... HE SCORES!
Jesus Saves, passes to Moses who shoots and SCORES!!
Jesus Saves, passes to Moses......He SCOOOOOORES!
Jesus Saves. Vishnu Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. Mohammed buys on margin
Jesus Saves.. Moses Invests.. I Just Steal Barabbas
Jesus Saves..--Gretsky steals-HE SCORES!!!
Jesus Saves... Pagans recycle
Jesus Saves... Gretsky gets the rebound & scores!
Jesus Saves... I just want your money! j92
Jesus Saves... Moses Invests.
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... He SCORES!
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses. Shoots... IT'S A GOAL!!!!
Jesus Saves... Passes to Moses... shoots... SCORES!
Jesus Saves... Vishnu Invests... Cthulhu Forecloses
Jesus Saves... but Moses invests!
Jesus Saves..... Moses Invests..... I Just Steal
Jesus Saves...But not at the Congressional Bank.
Jesus Saves...Passes to Moses..Shoots....Scores!
Jesus Saves...passes to Moses, He shoots, He scores!
Jesus Saves..passes to Moses..shoots..SCORES!
Jesus SavesPasses to Moses. ShootsHe SCORES!
Jesus SavesVishnu InvestsCthulhu Forecloses...
Jesus appears at disco; states "I've risen and I can't get down"
Jesus at a Disco: "I've risen and I can't get down!"
Jesus at an inn "Here's 3 nails, can you put me up for the night?"
Jesus at disco: "I've risen and I can't get down!"
Jesus blasphemed and died for your blasphemy.
Jesus built a bridge to heaven:3 nails & 2 pieces of wood
Jesus built my car,a love affair,just Jesus and my hothod
Jesus built my hot rod.. it was a love affair.
Jesus came back already; he got disgusted and left!
Jesus chased out the tax collectors; he missed here!
Jesus collects sinners and trades them for cash prizes
Jesus comes to you in 30 minutes or your next religion is free.
Jesus could keep a party going all night on one six-pack.
Jesus coulda been an awesome surfer
Jesus didn't say "Give to the poor and send your $$ to Rome"
Jesus didn't wear a condom when he came - now he's a dad
Jesus died for >my< sins? I'll make sure he gets his money's worth!
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
Jesus died for our sins - so let's not disappoint him!
Jesus died for you, too.
Jesus died for your sins, don't disappoint him
Jesus died for your sins, make it worth his while.
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his effort
Jesus died for your sins; I'm dying for a little sin of my own.
Jesus died on the cross, for our sins
Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
Jesus died to take away your sins, not your sense of humor.
Jesus does not erase our past, but He does forgive it
Jesus got nailed for playing God
Jesus hands the guy the nails and says "Can you put me up for the
Jesus he's not even real, but he's more of a human being than I am
Jesus is Lord!
Jesus is Love !!!!!!!
Jesus is Messiah's Handel
Jesus is Our Awsome Saviour
Jesus is a Capricorn. Elvis is a Capricorn.
Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn
Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25) Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)
Jesus is a friend that walks in when the world has walked out
Jesus is alive and well on MTV !
Jesus is alive and well on MTV-1! (2001-2003)
Jesus is back---and he refuses to be a Christian.
Jesus is back---and he refuses to be a Christian.
Jesus is coming - if He's late, your next savior is free!
Jesus is coming - look busy!
Jesus is coming back and boy, is he pissed!
Jesus is coming in 30 minutes or your next pizza free!
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Jesus is coming! Everyone look busy.
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
Jesus is coming! No - wait, he's just breathing hard.
Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed off.
Jesus is coming, and is He pissed!
Jesus is coming, wait, no he's just breathing hard
Jesus is coming. Do you spit or swallow?
Jesus is coming. Look busy
Jesus is coming.......Nevermind, he is just breathing really hard
Jesus is coming....twist up an extra fat one.
Jesus is coming...no...wait...just breathing heavy.
Jesus is coming...no...wait...just breathing heavy.
Jesus is coming?... I wasn't even aware he had sex regularly
Jesus is in my heart and owes me three months back rent.
Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL
Jesus is not my best friend. I have real friends. - A.X. Lias
Jesus is real - real dead!
Jesus is real.......DEAD.
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus is the ONLY name given among men to be saved!
Jesus is the Reason for the Season
Jesus is the Rock of stumbling; we dare not reduce him to a pebble.
Jesus is the one and only lasting sacrifice
Jesus is the reason for ALL seasons.
Jesus is the sweetest name I know.
Jesus is the way the truth and the life. John 14:6
Jesus isn't coming? May I suggest...A BLOWJOB.
Jesus knows your soul can not be saved!
Jesus lefthanded? Sure! He was perfect, wasn't he?
Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly easte
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
Jesus lives - oh damn, there goes our Easter holidays
Jesus lives! (He's in my trunk)
Jesus lives! Damn, there go our Easter holidays
Jesus lives. Vampires never die.
Jesus love you, everybody else thinks your an ass.
Jesus love you. I think you're s**t wrapped in skin.
Jesus loved & forgave people, why can't Christians?
Jesus loved us enough to give His life for us
Jesus loved us enough to give His life for us. - B. Evans
Jesus loves everyone! Except for those damn ants.
Jesus loves everyone! Except for you, and that other guy
Jesus loves me.
Jesus loves me. This I know - Tom sings as stripper
Jesus loves me? Is he gay?
Jesus loves the white male fetus.
Jesus loves you - but then again, so does Barney.
Jesus loves you - but then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks you're a moron.
Jesus loves you -- but then again, so does Barney.
Jesus loves you -- everybody else things you're an a*****e
Jesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you are an ass
Jesus loves you ... but then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you are a moron
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a loser.
Jesus loves you more than I do.
Jesus loves you! Just send $19.95 + $3.95 S&H
Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're an a**
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a loser.
Jesus loves you, but not enough to swallow
Jesus loves you, but then . . . so does Barney
Jesus loves you, but then again so does Barney.
Jesus loves you, but then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a moron.
Jesus loves you. But then again, so does Barney.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a butthead.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're silly.
Jesus loves you. However, I happen to think you're a geek.
Jesus loves you. However, I think you suck.
Jesus loves you. I don't. Get out of my Echo.
Jesus loves you. *I* don't! So, get out of my way!
Jesus loves you. But then again so does Barney.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
Jesus loves you. I, however, think you're sh*t wrapped in skin.
Jesus loves you. Just send $19.95 and $3.95 S&H. GET YOURS TODAY!!
Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're a jerk.
Jesus loves you... Read the New Testament, you'll see!
Jesus loves you... but then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves you.... So does Barney
Jesus loves you.... everyone else thinks you are a moron
Jesus loves you...but then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves you...the rest of us think you're a jerk!
Jesus loves you...which prooves even He has a sense of humor.
Jesus loves you..but then again, so does Barney.
Jesus loves you.Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
Jesus loves you.everyone else thinks you are a moron
Jesus loves you; the rest of us think you are a rectal sphincter!
Jesus loves youbut then again, so does your dog.
Jesus loves, but he doesn't know you
Jesus may love you but the rest of us think you're an ass
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning
Jesus must be in jail; that's where everyone seems to find him
Jesus of Borg....What's the difference?
Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated- they shall inherit the earth
Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated.
Jesus of Borg: This day shall ye be with me in the collective!
Jesus paid a bill He didn't owe
Jesus passes to Robinson and its a SLAM DUNK!
Jesus reigns over all
Jesus said He was God. Are you calling Him a liar?
Jesus said it, I believe it
Jesus said to Moses "Come fourth"; but he came fifth and won a tea pot
Jesus said"I am the Way, the Truth, & the Life"
Jesus said: "Get a life!"
Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death.
Jesus said: "If a man love me, he will keep my words."
Jesus said: Peter, feed my sheep. Not bludgeon them to death.
Jesus save me from your followers
Jesus save sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes!
Jesus save souls! And redeems them for valuable cash prizes!
Jesus saves - Moses invests - Cthulhu squanders.
Jesus saves - Moses scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves - but he couldn't on my salary
Jesus saves - he shops at Walmart!
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu engulfs and devours.
Jesus saves -- Moses invests -- Cthulhu squanders.
Jesus saves -- and Gretzky scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves . . . passes to Gretzky . . . he shoots, he SCOOOOOORES!!
Jesus saves ... Passes to Moses ... Shoots ... Scores!
Jesus saves ... he owes a lot and can't pay
Jesus saves and "The Trinity" sweeps the series & season undefeated!!!
Jesus saves and takes half damage.
Jesus saves but he dosn't do backups.
Jesus saves sinners - and redeems them for merchandise.
Jesus saves sinners and redeems `em for VALUABLE prizes!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for a valuable prize!
Jesus saves sinners and trades them in for cash prizes!
Jesus saves sinners then redeems them for valuable prizes!
Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!
Jesus saves sinners... and redeems them for cash & prizes
Jesus saves sinners... and redeems them for valuable prizes
Jesus saves souls...in case he's hungry later.
Jesus saves! Everyone else better make backups.
Jesus saves! He only takes half damage from the fireball!
Jesus saves! He passes to Moses--he shoots!! He SCORES!!!!!
Jesus saves! He passes to Moses.. He shoots!! Mary Blocks!!!!!
Jesus saves! Is that why there's so many "Pennies from Heaven?"
Jesus saves! Long pass to Moses - the shot is up, it's GOOD!
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Jesus saves! But Gretzky gets the rebound! He shoots! He SCOOOOOORES!
Jesus saves! He only takes half damage from the fireball!
Jesus saves! He passes to Moses.. He shoots! He SCORES!
Jesus saves! He then runs 50 yards for a touchdown.
Jesus saves! Muller gets the rebound. He shoots. He scores!
Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! He shoots! He SCORES!!!
Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Jesus saves, Cthulhu forecloses.
Jesus saves, @FN@ picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, Boojum invests, Cthulhu engulfs and devours.
Jesus saves, Cthulhu forecloses.
Jesus saves, Desjardins picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, Gretski scores on the rebound
Jesus saves, Gretsky steals, he shoots, HE SCORES!
Jesus saves, Kali scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves, Kutzler picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, Moses Invests. Cthulhu forecloses.
Jesus saves, Moses earns, but the Mongol Hordes
Jesus saves, Moses invests and Cthulhu forcloses!
Jesus saves, Moses invests, Cthulhu squanders.
Jesus saves, Moses invests, Strawberry preserves.
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Buddha pays dividends
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but Cthulhu forecloses!
Jesus saves, Orville picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, Vishnu Invests, Cthulhu Forecloses.
Jesus saves, and "The Trinity" sweeps the series and the season
Jesus saves, and only takes half damage.
Jesus saves, but Cthulhu forecloses.
Jesus saves, but Esposito scores on rebounds.
Jesus saves, but Gretzky gets the rebound... He shoots... He SCOOORES!!!
Jesus saves, but Hull scores on the rebound!!!!
Jesus saves, but does he recycle?
Jesus saves, but the IRS gets /.
Jesus saves, pases to Buddha, skates past Mohammed, he shoots, scores!
Jesus saves, pases to Moses, shoots, Ohh, bad luck!
Jesus saves, passes over Moses, receives, you win!!!
Jesus saves, passes to Judas, shoots. . . Scores!
Jesus saves, passes to Judas, shoots. . . Scores!
Jesus saves, passes to Moses - he shoots, he SCORES!
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus saves, passes to Moses...YES, AND IT COUNTS!!
Jesus saves, skated up ice by Moses, he shoots *SCORES*
Jesus saves. Mohammed invests.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forcloses.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu reposesses
Jesus saves. With today's economy, THAT'S a miracle!
Jesus saves. At today's prices THAT'S a miracle.
Jesus saves. Boojum invests. Cthulhu engulfs & devours
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. He shoots! HE SCORES!
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. Moses shoots. He scores!
Jesus saves. Mohammed invests.
Jesus saves. Moses Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu repossesses.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. But only Buddha pays dividends.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu collects.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu engulfs and devours.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu forecloses.
Jesus saves. Moses invests. Cthulhu squanders.
Jesus saves. No! He Shoots... He SCORES! --Unknown
Jesus saves... Gretzky gets the rebound and SCORES!
Jesus saves... Passes to Moses.. he shoots.. and SCORES!
Jesus saves... Passes to Moses... He Shoots... He Scores!
Jesus saves... at First National Bank
Jesus saves... but Gretzky steals! He shoots! He scores!
Jesus saves... but Lindros scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves... but Muller scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves... but it's stolen by Mahommet, who SCORES!
Jesus saves... fakes to Moses, he shoots - and scores!
Jesus saves... passes to Moses... he shoots... he scores!!!!
Jesus saves... shoots... scores!
Jesus saves.... Passes to Moses.... Shoots! Scores!
Jesus saves........He passes to Moses, Moses shoots......he scores!
Jesus saves........Moses invest........Cthulu Collects
Jesus saves....Passes to Moses....He shoots! HE SCORES!
Jesus saves....passes to Moses...he shoots....scores!
Jesus saves...Moses invests....Cthulhu forecloses.....
Jesus saves...Passes to Moses...He shoots...HE DROPPED THE TABLETS! :-}
Jesus saves...Passes to Moses...Moses Shoots....Scores!
Jesus saves...and Gretsky scores on the rebound!
Jesus saves...passes to Judas...shoots at wrong basket...SCORES! :-(
Jesus saves...passes to Moses...Moses shoots and the net parts!
Jesus saves...shoots from across the court...goes in...it's a MIRACLE!
Jesus saves...shoots from behind the cross...it's a THREE POINTER!
Jesus saves...the cock crows for the fifth time...and He fouls out.
Jesus saves...the crowd is on their feet!!...He rises again!
Jesus saves..passes to Moses..shoots..SCORES!
Jesus saves; He passes to Moses; He shoots -- He scores!
Jesus saves; Moses gets the rebound and scores!
Jesus saves; Moses invests; I speculate
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jesus saves? Not on my pension, he doesn't!
Jesus savesPasses to MosesHe ShootsHe Scores!
Jesus savesat First National Bank
Jesus savespasses to Moses, he shoots, SCORES!!
Jesus says that I don't control him. - Roland I do. - Driss
Jesus takes, Allah spends, Vishnu squanders
Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Jesus to Multitude: What, 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?
Jesus to crowd: 5000 of you, & no one brought sandwiches?
Jesus to his followers: "You did WHAT in my name?!?"
Jesus told me he hates you - Crow T. Robot
Jesus turned our sorrow into dancing. Elvis played at proms.
Jesus turned water into wine....the ultimate party guest!
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965
Jesus was *at least* a 15th level cleric.
Jesus was a Carpenter, Elvis took woodshop in High School.
Jesus was a Jew, but only on his mother's side
Jesus was a Jew, but only on his mother's side -- Archie Bunker
Jesus was a Jew, but only on his mother's side.
Jesus was a Social Activist Liberal
Jesus was a bad revolutionary
Jesus was a bad revolutionary
Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis' favorite h.s. class was wood shop.
Jesus was a cross-dresser
Jesus was a jew, but only on his mother's side. -- Archie Bunker
Jesus was a new ager: He makes everything crystal clear. *
Jesus was adopted
Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.
Jesus was my co-pilot, but our plane crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him
Jesus was on a cross cause his friends didn't like him!!
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special
Jesus was run down with a Thunderbird. -- Tom Servo
Jesus was the Son of God. Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios.
Jesus was the lamb of God. Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.
Jesus wept. - John 11:35
Jesus will love you for $19.95 + $3.50 shipping and handling!
Jesus wore a crown of thorns. Elvis wore Royal Crown hai
Jesus would roll over in his grave, if he was in it
Jesus would've been a Democrat. The money lenders, GOP
Jesus wouldn't last long in HolySmoke. - Fredric Rice
Jesus! Who's your dentist? Tiffany's?
Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still. -- Butler
Jesus' Apostles had 12 members. Elvis' Memphis Mafia had 12 members.
Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter.
Jesus, David...your timing is a bit scary. - Nathan Spring
Jesus, Drop that cross again and you're out of the parade!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, on a picnic
Jesus, Toto, let's lay off the windowpane, OK?
Jesus, does the afterlife have a revolving door? <vjml>
Jesus, if there is one thing tijuana doesn't need, it is more robots
Jesus, save me from your followers.
Jesus, save me! ...from your self-proclaimed followers.
Jesus, the same yesterday, today, forever: Dead.
Jesus... don't leave earth without him.
Jesus: Born to die that you might live!
Jesus: He died so I MIGHT live? He was a lousy negotiator!
Jesus: In 1 & 2 & 3 John he is AS WE ARE
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Chronicles he is THE KING'S SON
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Corinthians he is THE BELIEVER'S SACTIFICATION
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Kings he is GREATER THAN THE TEMPLE
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Peter he is THE PASTOR
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Samuel he is THE ROOT AND OFFSPRING OF DAVID
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Thessalonians he is THE BELIEVER'S SOON GLORIFICATION
Jesus: In 1 & 2 Timothy he is THE FAITHFULL MAN
Jesus: In Acts he is THE GIFT OF HOLY SPIRIT
Jesus: In Amos he is THE RAISER OF DAVID'S TABERNACKAL
Jesus: In Colossians he is THE BELIEVER'S COMPLETNESS
Jesus: In Daniel he is THE STONE THAT BECAME THE HEAD OF THE CORNER
Jesus: In Deuteronomy he is THE TWO LAWS: LOVE GOD AND LOVE THY NIEGHBOR
Jesus: In Ecclesiastes - Song of Solomon he is ONE AMOUNG A THOUSAND
Jesus: In Ephesians he is THE BELIEVER'S HEAVENLY STANDING
Jesus: In Ester he is THE SAVIOUR OF GOD'S PEOPLE
Jesus: In Exodus he is THE PASSOVER LAMB
Jesus: In Ezekiel he is THE TRUE SHEPARD
Jesus: In Ezra - Nehemiah he is THE REBUILDER
Jesus: In Galatians he is THE BELIEVER'S RIGHTEOUSNESS
Jesus: In Genesis he is THE PROMISED SEED OF THE WOMAN
Jesus: In Habakkuk he is OUR JOY AND CONFIDENCE
Jesus: In Haggai he is THE DESIRER OF THE NATIONS
Jesus: In Hebrews he is THE HIGH PRIEST
Jesus: In Hosea he is THE LATTER RAIN
Jesus: In Isaiah he is JACOB'S BRANCH
Jesus: In James he is THE ROYAL LAW
Jesus: In Jeremiah he is OUR RIGHTEUOSNESS
Jesus: In Job he is THE DAYSMAN
Jesus: In Joel he is GOD'S DWELLING IN ZION
Jesus: In John he is THE SON OF GOD
Jesus: In Jonah he is OUR SALVATION
Jesus: In Joshua he is THE CAPTIAN OF THE LORD OF HOSTS
Jesus: In Jude he is THE BELOVED
Jesus: In Judges he is THE COVANANT ANGEL NAMED WONDERFUL
Jesus: In Lamentations of Jeremiah he is THE UNBELIEVER'S JUDGEMENT
Jesus: In Leviticus he is THE HIGH PRIEST
Jesus: In Luke he is THE MAN
Jesus: In Malachi he is THE SON OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
Jesus: In Mark he is THE SERVANT OF MEN
Jesus: In Matthew he is THE KING
Jesus: In Micah he is THE LORD OF KINGS
Jesus: In Nahum he is THE STRONGHOLD IN TIMES OF TROUBLE
Jesus: In Numbers he is THE STAR TO ARISE OUT OF JACOB
Jesus: In Obadiah he is THE DELIEVERER ON MOUNT ZION
Jesus: In Philemon he is THE LOVE OF A BELIEVER
Jesus: In Philippians he is THE BELIEVER'S SELF ADAQUACY
Jesus: In Revelation he is THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS
Jesus: In Romans he is THE BELIEVER'S JUSTIFICATION
Jesus: In Ruth he is KINSMAN REDEEMER
Jesus: In Titus he is THE FELLOW - LABORER
Jesus: In Zechariah he is OUR SERVANT THE BRANCH
Jesus: In Zephaniah he is OUR MIGHTY LORD
Jesus: In the Proverbs he is THE WISDOM OF GOD
Jesus: In the Psalms he is THE SONG OF THE PSALMS
Jesus: Love thy neighbor-Matthew 22:39 Elvis: Don't be cruel-RCA,1956
Jesus: Love thy neighbor. Matthew 22:39
Jesus: Love thy neighbor. Matthew 22:39 Elvis: Don't be cruel. RCA,1956
Jesus: One of the best known Cross-dressers
Jesus: son of God. Lisa Marie Presley went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
Jesus:"Come Forth Moses", but he came 5th, lost the race
Jesus:If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis:"Drinks on me! J
Jesus:If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis:"Drinks on me! Jailhouse Rock
Jesus:Love thy neighbor-Matthew 22:39. Elvis:Don't be cruel-RCA,1956
Jesus:Man shall not live by bread alone. Elvis:peanut but
Jesus:Man shall not live by bread alone. Elvis:peanut butter & bananas
Jesus:Son of God. Lisa Marie Presley went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
Jesuszilla, n. - Son of Godzilla and the Virgin Maryzilla
Jesuz and Smirnoff - just good friends
Jet Engine Theory - Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow!
Jet Jaguar.....AMMMMMMAAAAAOOOUUUUGHHHH!!!
Jet Noise...the sound of freedom.
Jet Pack?!?! SLICK! - The Tick
Jet engine mechanics do it with more thrust
Jet engine theory: suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
Jet engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Sound familiar?
Jet engines suck and blow. Sorry, no gay aircraft allowed here
Jet ne sais pas: Can you fly this thing?
Jet noise - The sound of freedom!
Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Buzzard Stubble and Boot Walrustitty
Jethro Q. Bunn Whackett Walrustitty: the Silly Candidate in `96!
Jethro Trek: He's dim, Jed!
Jets are here to stay! (well, for this year)
Jetschpiel - The animated "safety speech" given on airlines
Jetzt mit noch besserer fido-adresse
Jeux sans frontieres.
Jewel-encrusted belts make good emergency snow treads - Blonde Moments
Jewelers mount real gems.
Jewelry Hillary would look best in? Handcuffs!
Jewish Dilema: FREE HAM
Jewish Dilemma <smile> :Pork chops; half-price
Jewish Dilemma: Pork chops; half-price
Jewish Egotists - By Chaim Wonderful
Jewish Haiku <> A lovely nose ring -- excuse me while I put my head in the oven.
Jewish Haiku <> Concert of car horns as we debate the question of when to change lanes.
Jewish Haiku <> Hard to tell under the lights--white Yarmulke or male-pattern baldness?
Jewish Haiku <> Is one Nobel Prize so much to ask from a child after all I've done?
Jewish Haiku <> Jewish triathlon: gin rummy, then contract bridge, followed by a nap.
Jewish Haiku <> Left the door open for the Prophet Elijah. Now our cat is gone.
Jewish Haiku <> Our youngest daughter, our most precious jewel. Hence the name, Tiffany.
Jewish Haiku <> Quietly murmured at Saturday services, Yanks 5, Red Sox 3.
Jewish Haiku <> Seven-foot Jews in the NBA slam-dunking! My alarm clock rings.
Jewish Haiku <> Sorry I'm not home to take your call. At the tone please state your bad news
Jewish Haiku <> The shivah visit: so sorry about your loss. Now back to my problems.
Jewish Haiku <> The sparrow brings home, too many worms for her young. "Force yourself," she chirps.
Jewish Haiku <> Today, mild shvitzing. Tomorrow, so hot you'll plotz. Five-day forecast - feh
Jewish Haiku <> Yenta. Shmeer. Gevalt. Shlemiel. Shlimazl. Tochis. Oy! To be fluent!
Jewish Holidays - By Hannah Kuhh
Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh*
Jewish Mysticism - By Lev Itation
Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
Jewish Xmas:dance around cashreg,singing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus!
Jewish boy to parents: "Mom, Dad... I think I'm goy."
Jewish wine: "I Wanna go to Miami"
Jewish! What do I do when I can't afford the lawyer anymore?
Jews For Jerry (Garcia)
Jews always know two things: suffering and where to find great Chinese food. -- From the movie "My Favorite Year"
Jews are a menorahty group
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty. - Cathy Ladman
Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is. - Carol Siskind
Jews for Buchanan
Jews have big noses because air is free?
Jews worry about doing it.
Jews: God is 1! Atheists: God is i!
Jez? He's a kinda biscuit
Jezebel: Recommended by 9 out of 10 dogs. (II Kings 30-37
Jezik za zubima je nas sluzbeni jezik
Jheeesh!!!
Jhegaala shifts as moments pass
Jhereg feeds on others' kills.
Jiggle the plot. Sometimes you have to kick it.
Jigglysomething - Irritating way the camera bounces in yu
Jigglysomething - Irritating way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials
Jigglysomething: the way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials.
Jim Baker taught his dog to heal
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send me money or they'll assimilate me!
Jim Bakker taught his dog to heal
Jim Beam me up, Scotty
Jim Beam up, Scotchy!
Jim Beam, Scotty!
Jim Bob: Computer software for ya'all.
Jim Bolger is my shephard, I shall soon want.
Jim Brady relied on the Government for his safety
Jim Cooper, Congressman (Tenn.), was an Eagle Scout.
Jim Derr <jim.derr@kandy.com< CSERVE(76266,2634)
Jim Heath. He sucks old people. For cash. And likes it
Jim Henson's Baby Babies! - Crow
Jim Henson's Cracker Babies - Tom on rednecks
Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies - Joel
Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies! -- Joel Robinson
Jim Henson's Exodus Babies! -- Joel Robinson
Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies - Crow
Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies! -- Crow T. Robot
Jim Henson's Misfit Babies - Crow
Jim Henson's Misfit Babies! -- Crow T. Robot
Jim Henson's Witness babies! -- Joel Robinson
Jim Jones Eat sh*t and die
Jim McDougal...Would you buy a used governor from this man?
Jim Morrison's favourite BBS activity? Playing The Doors!
Jim Ross of Borg: "He's being assimilated like a government mule!"
Jim Ross of Borg: "He's more irrelevant than a pet coon!"
Jim Taylor? I heard he is a man of sorts
Jim Taylor? I heard he is a man of sorts
Jim Waddell only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
Jim he's dead. I'll take his wallet you get his phaser, Bones.
Jim is such a bad lover he once caught a peeping tom booing him
Jim that's illogical. Even Vulcans have needs. Bend over.
Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.
Jim! Scotty's snorted the dilithium crystals again
Jim! Break off your attack! Wesley
Jim's World. Party time, excellent!
Jim, *ALWAYS* ask the Almighty for his I.D.! - Carolyn
Jim, Edith Keeler must die. - Spock
Jim, He's dead. You get the tricorder and I'll get his wallet!
Jim, I believe you knew him. - Spock
Jim, I don't think anyone's in there. - McCoy
Jim, I think you better get down here. McCoy
Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!
Jim, I'm a doctor, not a rodeo clown! - "Bones" Who's Jim? - Duckman
Jim, I'm a programmer, not a paeologist! :->
Jim, be careful. Spock | WE will. McCoy
Jim, hate to tell you, but you're dead.
Jim, he'll soon reach a point where he won't back down. - Spock
Jim, he's run off! - McCoy
Jim, if you stand you could start to bleed again. McCoy
Jim, that's your pants phone, aren't you going to answer it? -Princess
Jim, that's your pants pnone! Aren't you going to answer it? - Peter
Jim, this is a Klingon one-liner, but not as we know them.
Jim, this man is a Klingon McCoy on Darvin
Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you! McCoy
Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID!
Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID! -- McCoy
Jim, you don't ask The Almighty for his ID!
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D. Bones
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.! - McCoy
Jim, you fail to grasp Ti Kwon Leep. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
Jim, you must become ONE with the Blue Wave
Jim, your life is in danger. - Spock
Jim,any seats left? There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER
Jim. Your name is...Jim. -Spock in ST3:TSFS
Jim. 4000 people were *butchered*!! Dr. Thomas Leighton
Jim... Your name is Jim -- Spock
Jim.......Your name is...Jim. -- Spock
Jim......that doesn't _quite_ ring true. - McCoy
Jim...it's been 7 years, Jim...hold still, Jim.
Jim: Do you know what English sea monsters have for lunch? Slim: Of course--fish and ships
Jim: That Jones girl doesn't seem to be very intelligent. Jack: No, she didn't pay any attention to me, either
JimYour name is Jim -- Spock
Jimi Hendrex's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jimi Hendrix rules!!!
Jimi Hendrix used a Purple Hayes.
Jimi Hendrix uses a Purple Hayes modem
Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes ?...? Oh, yeah, baby
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Jimm's got an infotel! Jimm's got an infotel!
Jimm... Jammes... Jimmmmy????
Jimmer the .QWK mail door for RBBS.
Jimmmmmmmmm, Jimbo, Jimaruskie, Jimarino, the Jimster
Jimmy Buffet for President.
Jimmy Carter - No longer our worst president.
Jimmy Carter had his dumb brother Billy. Clinton is Billy
Jimmy Carter in Rat Patrol! -- Joel Robinson
Jimmy Carter is Rommel! -- Crow T. Robot
Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst President we've ever had.
Jimmy Carter probably *eats* broccoli
Jimmy Carter's going to hell for giving away the Panama Canal
Jimmy Carter. I've always liked the man. -- Crow T. Robot
Jimmy Carter. I've always liked the man - Crow
Jimmy Carter...No Longer Our Worst President!
Jimmy Carter...No longer the worst President!
Jimmy Carter: No longer the worst president of the USA.
Jimmy Carter: no longer the worst president.
Jimmy Chinese Buffett - Joel on Japanese country singer
Jimmy Chinese Buffett. -- Joel Robinson
Jimmy Dean -- Rebel Without a Sausage.
Jimmy Dean, Rebel without a sausage - Tom Servo on hero
Jimmy Doorlocks! - Crow
Jimmy Doorlocks! -- Crow T. Robot
Jimmy Hoffa Found!!! Tammy Faye's Makeup Removed!!!
Jimmy Hoffa found in Elvis Presley's grave! Film at 11.
Jimmy Hoffa has been spotted on the Promenade! Or mabye it's Odo again.
Jimmy Hoffa is buried here ------> X or is it here? --> X or..?
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Jimmy Hoffa, please call your office immediately!
Jimmy Hoffa--please call home.
Jimmy Pearson for Kansas State Executioner!
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
Jimmy jumpsuit! This is Hermes - Crow on secret mission
Jimmy makes chairs now. Bet the legs aren't even
Jimmy says resistance is futile. Jimmy says you will be assimilated
Jimmy's goin' into shock! Jimmy
Jimmy's going to get you, Kramer! Jimmy
Jimmy--An implement useed by men of acquisitive natures who cannot afford seats in the Stock Exchange
Jingle writers work under ad verse conditions
Jingo Reinhart tunes up his guitar. -- Tom Servo
Jinxy's Veterinary and Taxidermy -- "Either Way You Get Your Dog Back"!
Jippi Yah Yeh
Jive Trek: ...to macholy boogie down where no dude boogied before
Jn 10:28 I give unto them eternal life, and they shall never perish
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a tagline
Jo, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dead Bishops Conference Host
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Dog Kennels Conference Host
JoAnne Wardlow: Intelec Lumberjacks Conference Host
JoJo was a man who thought he was a tagline...
Joan Baez has more combat experience than Bill Clinton!
Joan Rivers of Borg..........Can we assimilate?
Joan of Arc heard voices too
Joan of Arc is alive and medium well.
Joan of Arc is dead...long live Joan of .ZIP!!!
Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.
Joan of Arc was a virgin, and look where it got her!
Joan of Arc was the patron saint of welding.
Joan of Arc: patron saint of welders
Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
Job available in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel
Job hunting in California is like fishing in a chlorinated swimming po
Job not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)elfare.
Job opening; native-born Esperanto speakers only.
Job security? Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
Job wanted. minimum hours, high pay, good benefits.
Jobbies Bottoms Willies Farts Fannies and Poohs
Jobs Rated Almanac: President, US; 241 out of 250.
Jobs are delegated to the person who understands them the least.
Jocaboodle: A stash of sports figure trading cards.
Jocelyn Elders - an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
Jocelyn Elders said to Lorena Bobbitt? "Be sure to put condom on it."
Jock (Slang), n. - Guy who can squeeze "I love you" into a single belch!
Jockey's Rule of Thumb: Put your money where your mount is.
Jockey's daughter, but all the horse manure
Jockeys DO IT at the gate
Jockeys DO IT on the horse-back
Jockeys DO IT with their horses.
Jockeys DO IT with whips and saddles.
Jockeys do it at the gate.
Jockeys do it in the saddle.
Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
Jockeys do it with their horses.
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
Jockulars: Happy sports announcers.
Jocular - Of or relating to sports
Joe ! A thrustmaster is _not_ a sex toy
Joe "Skinny Legs" Tagliano? - Dr. Forrester
Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee. -- Snoopy
Joe Dufresne: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts
Joe Goyette - Barney's biggest fan.
Joe Goyette is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
Joe Hazelwood for Governor of Alaska
Joe McCarthy was cloned, and the clone calls himself Limbaugh.
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
Joe McCarthy's clone: Rush Limbaugh.
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
Joe Peschi died for our sins.
Joe Salemi and Ed Lee are the moderators. Accept no substitutes - Anna
Joe Servo - The Nine Billion Names of Tom Servo!
Joe Siegler - Master of the Canned Response
Joe Siegler - My mind doesn't go blank, it clouds up!
Joe Siegler - SWC's Main Board chat police
Joe Siegler - SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup"
Joe Siegler "I know I'm right; you're an ass."
Joe Siegler ...wall panels are really walls in reality
Joe Siegler Bleh!
Joe Siegler Conference 7 Seems I was right all along
Joe Siegler DOOM is not an Apogee game!
Joe Siegler Even tougher than a CyberDemon Lord
Joe Siegler I don't mind quickies, but not with food
Joe Siegler I haven't been able to kill myself without
Joe Siegler It'll be out when it's finished!!!
Joe Siegler It's only $22 if you do it right!
Joe Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Joe Winnett : 4015 Penrod; Dallas, Tx. 75211
Joe Wins At A Track Meet - By C. Howie Runns
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns
Joe have you ever been a member of the Illuminati?
Joe paved the way for Herve Villaichase - Crow
Joe vs. the Volcano = screenwriter vs. audience
Joe's Creamatorium! You kill 'em, we grill 'em! - Bart
Joe's Dinner - "Buffett Special - $2.99 - All You Can Hold Down"
Joe's Law: The business contact that you have developed at great<>expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate<>reorganization
Joe's Morgue you kill'em we chill'em!
Joe's Moturary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Joe's Point -- A Tripacer in the Sky
Joe's Taxidermy! You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em! - Bart
Joe's crematorium u kill'em we grill'em!
Joe's funeral home. You stab em, we slab em!
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Joe, did you get Jean's ansi figured out yet?
Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat
Joe. aka <joseph.lalingo@westonia.com>
Joe: What wears a coat all winter and pants in the summer? Moe: I'm in the dark. Joe: A dog
Joel ? What kind of a name is Joel ?
Joel R.: He got beamed into `Song of the South'!
Joel R.: Whoah! Space babes!
Joel R.: You taste like chili peppers
Joel Robinson a Wisconsin farmer?
Joel Robinson a Wisconsin farmer? E...I...E...I DON'T THINK SO!
Joel Robinson killed us! Joel Robinson killed us!
Joel Robinson: Dead at 31.
Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair! MY HAIR!!!!
Joel has a good frame of mind, but no picture.
Joel is a very good example of a naked ape - Tom
Joel is floating naked in space! - Tom & Crow
Joel is gone, there's a void... or a noid. -- Tom Servo
Joel just transferred his home movies to videotape! -- Crow
Joel posits: "Oscar Wilde wasn't this gay."
Joel! I'm tripping! -- Tom Servo
Joel's dressing up robots as farm animals! - Tom
Joel's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations
Joel's really gone off the deep end this time! -- Tom Servo
Joel, I'm pregnant with your child - Tom
Joel, I'm scared... -- Crow T. Robot
Joel, do human beings really act like this? -- Tom Servo
Joel, don't vapor lock on us! -- Tom Servo
Joel, grades are important! It's the SAT's that matter!
Joel, is there any point to this? -- Gypsy
Joel, man! You were REALLY out there! Haha! - Tom
Joel, may I remind you to bite me!?! -- Tom Servo
Joel, that's a trash-can lid... -- Tom Servo
Joel, the kids in the hole are calling... -- Crow T. Robot
Joel, this is getting wierd... do something! -- Crow T. Robot
Joel, this movie isn't really good, is it? - Crow
Joel, we *are* heavy machinery! -- Tom Servo
Joel, we ARE heavy machinery - Tom
Joel, will you carry me everywhere from now on? -- Tom Servo
Joel, you magnificent b*stard...I READ YOUR MENU!
Joel, you magnificent bastard! I read your menu! -- Tom Servo
Joel, you magnificent bastard...I READ YOUR MENU!
Joel, you should really just relaxe - Crow
Joel, you're ruining it
Joel. Don't vapor lock on us! - Tom
Joel: (on sexy girl) Thumbs up! * Tom: Not JUST thumbs!
Joel: (on spit take) The Juicy Lucy * Crow: Aaaah Ricky!
Joel: (reading letter) I'm 13 * Crow: It's over
Joel: A black hole * Crow: A Joel hole!
Joel: Bob, you got a little lemur * Tom: Oooohhh!
Joel: Boil some water! * Crow: Boil some newspaper!
Joel: Cosmic Princess * Crow:I've been called that before
Joel: Eidipus * Tom: Rex (on Tyrranasaurus rex)
Joel: Have you ever thought of being evil? I mean REALLY evil?
Joel: He 'blowed up' lame! * Bots: REAL lame!
Joel: He combed his hair with an iron * Tom: A five iron!
Joel: Honk-shoo? Whats that? * Tom: Honk-shoo! Honk-shoo!
Joel: How do they get away w/it? * Crow: Roger Corman
Joel: Husky Kenny * Tom: He WAS a blubber boy, wasn't he?
Joel: I love you Crow! * Crow: You're not my real father!
Joel: I love you Tom Servo * Tom: (Sobs) I love you Joel
Joel: I'm THX1138 * Crow: That's my mother's name
Joel: I'm going to shut you down * Crow: Shut down THIS!
Joel: It's the Agony of Defeat auditions!
Joel: Kill Hooker! * Crow: Oh, alright. Kill Hooker.
Joel: Maxis, midis, minis * Tom: Veni, vidi, veci
Joel: Nice robot, eh? * Tom: What a babe!
Joel: Noah's ark * Crow: And there's Moses's jeep!
Joel: PMS * Crow: Poor Movie Syndrome!
Joel: Safe boating * Crow: He brought his Jimmy Boat!
Joel: Sam Chew? * Crow: Gesundheidt!
Joel: Servo, that lamp looks just like you * Tom: Mommy!
Joel: Sound again! * Bots: Three...Four!
Joel: Sound off! * Bots: One...Two!
Joel: Sumuru * Crow: No, that's a Volvo
Joel: That's pretty GOOD! * Tom: That's not half BAD!
Joel: The crowd goes wild * Bots: (sounding bored) Yay
Joel: The plot thickens * Tom: Like rancid feces!
Joel: There's Amsterdam * Tom: Hey, Morey!
Joel: This place is a mess! * Crow: It's dirty, too!
Joel: Three fisted hot butter Bob!
Joel: Uranium? * Tom: Uranus!
Joel: We're gonna burn up! * Crow: Crispy critter time!
Joel: Where do you wanna be in 3 yrs? Crow: Sidehacker II
Joel:(On UFO) A giant roach motel * Crow: For scientists
Joel:Know how to make a dead woman float? * Tom: Rootbeer
Joel:Looks like Sandy Duncan Tom:Keep an eye out for her
Joel:Sugar britches? Crow:Sweet pants! Tom:Honey drawers
Joel:The friendly dinosaur * Tom:Aren't they all, though?
Joel:The perfect vacuum * Tom:Kirby is the perfect vacuum
Joey Kocur: Ever wonder if his last name holds any precedence - COKER?
Joey the Lemur!
Joey the Lemur! - Mads sing
Jog my memory? I didn't realize it was overweight!
Jog to work tomorrow - Just for the health of it !
Joggers DO IT on the run.
Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!
Joggers do it on the run.
Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion
Jogging my memory is about as close as I get to exercise!
Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger - "I'll be BACH!"
Johann Sebastian Schwarzennegger: "I'll be Bach..."
John 3:16 - For He so loved the world
John Barleycorn got up again and sore surpris'd them all!
John Birch Society -- that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morgan
John Birch Society nut... dumb and dangerous. -- Sinatra on Reagan
John Blue: His last name sure reflects his game performances.
John Bobbit has no hard feelings about what his wife did.
John Bobbit in Germany: Patchendervienerbache.
John Bobbit is only half the man he used to be
John Bobbit to bartender: "Just one more, then cut me off."
John Bobbit was hoping for a hung jury.
John Bobbit: A man without peer!
John Bobbitt - the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools.
John Bobbitt called 911 but, unfortunately, was cut off
John Bobbitt foreplay: 1 uppercut, and 1 kick in the butt.
John Bobbitt gave Lorena the shaft, so she kept it!
John Bobbitt has PMS. Penis Malfunction Syndrome!!
John Bobbitt has hung on to the thing he likes the most.
John Bobbitt has no hard feelings about what his wife did.
John Bobbitt in a American Express Travelers Check ad?
John Bobbitt is changing his name to Les Johnson.
John Bobbitt is picking up the pieces after his trial.
John Bobbitt is the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools
John Bobbitt needed a Michael Jackson cod piece.
John Bobbitt offended his wife, so she took up her knife.
John Bobbitt to bartender: One more and cut me off.
John Bobbitt was a man of lust, whose wife was filled wit
John Bobbitt won't be Bobbing it with Lorena anymore
John Bobbitt's been feeling a little down and detached.
John Bobbitt's pick up line at the bar: Wanna see something funny?
John Bobbitt's pick-up line: "Hello... Can I show ya something funny?"
John Bobbitt's try at intercourse after surgery: "That didn't work."
John Bobbitt's try at intercourse following surgery: "Tha
John Bobbitt: "Who's the idiot that sewed this *thing* on backwards?"
John Bobbitt: no HARD feelings about what Lorena did
John Bryant, Senator (Tex.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Burrows is Elvis Presley
John Cage on the sound track - Mike
John Caradine for Viceroy - Tom
John Cleese in '96: Time for Something Completely Different
John Colosio | jcolosio@fatal.com |BBS 916(365)7456/6104
John Cretein speaks out of the side of his mouth
John D. Schapiro, Chairman, Boston Metals, was an Eagle Scout.
John D. Waihee III, Governor (Ha.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Deere won't stand behind its manure spreaders
John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should.
John Denver eating old fish: Rank Cod in a Country Boy.
John Drake, Secret Agent, *is* The Prisoner.
John Drake, Secret Agent, *is* The Prisoner.
John Drinkwater wouldn't have made it as a bartender.
John E. Dolibois, U.S. Ambassador to Luxembourg, was an Eagle Scout.
John Elway in the O.J. movie - he plays a slow-moving white Bronco.
John Elway is NOT the "slow white, Bronco" they want.
John F. Kennedy said ”If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."
John Forsythe and Linda Evans might drive a Dynasty.
John Forsythe and Linda Evans might drive a Dynasty.
John Foster Dulles? He was named for my grandfather. -John Foster
John Foster has been caught cheating on Taglines again.
John Foster's memory is truly random-access.
John Foster's zero k memory.
John Galt lives!
John Goodman on Hume Cronan's back could outrun this-Mike
John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could outrun this. -- Nelson
John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you?
John Hancock 3.0: world's largest disk-based toy
John Hancock and DeLuxe2...Good to the last quip!
John Hancock is where it's at!
John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. <General>
John Hancock..when you want to send the very best!
John Hinkley shot the wrong Brady
John Ingram - born brain dead and still is that way.
John Ingram's slower than my grandma. She's been dead for 20 years.
John Kellner's egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity.
John Knox wouldn't have made it as a bell-ringer.
John Laroquette, Klingon comedian.
John Lennon of Borg: Imagine there's no assimilation
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
John M. M.: "Who did YOU sell your cowboy love to?"
John M. Wright, Jr., Comptroller Gen. of the Army, was an Eagle Scout.
John M. Wright, Jr., Lt. General, was an Eagle Scout.
John Madden...A few ports short of a complete game.
John Madden...The world's largest game port.
John P. Murtha, Congressman (Penn.), was an Eagle Scout.
John Paul II: One of the greatest minds of the 19th century
John Pigman was an artist, man
John Sargent from Choo Choo Town
John Schmidt I don't want a double wide air stewardess
John Scully...Chief Apple Polisher.
John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.
John Steinbeck in 'Of Mice & MURDER'! - Mike
John Steinbeck made a mistake. It was supposed to be The Red Car
John Tanner, 1995 Busch series Rookie of the Year!
John Tesh might drive (John says ride) a Celica.
John Tesh on the keyboards. -- Joel Robinson
John W. Campbell: The REAL Father of Modern Science Fiction
John Wayne Bobbitt - a cut above the rest.
John Wayne Bobbitt: O-- -->
John Wayne Toilet Paper: Rough & Tough & doesn't take Sh*
John Wayne Toilet Paper: Rough & Tough & doesn't take Sh*t off anyone!
John Wayne Zucchini: What, you've never heard of "The Zuke"?
John Wayne toilet paper: Rough & Tough & don't take sh*t
John Wayne would have used Blue Wave version 2.20!
John Wayne would have used Blue Wave!
John Wayne would have used OS/2!
John Wayne would have used PXEDIT!
John Wayne would have used Platinum Xpress!
John Wayne would have used QEdit!
John Wayne's World! Party on, pilgrim!
John Wayne's World: I support gun control....NOT!
John and Lorena were meant for each other
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. - Russell Beland
John has been caught cheating on taglines again.
John is getting married again and making money selling t-shirts.
John knows Taglines!
John loves Marry. Too bad he's married to Sue!
John makes Keith Richards look dewey - Crow
John really fills out a pair of overalls - Tom
John warned of false prophets in 2 John.
John wondered during a file transfer what that black switch was
John's Axiom: When your opponent is down, kick him.
John's Collateral Corollary: In order to get a loan you must<>first prove you don't need it
John's Gourmet Taglines: Best and Freshest Every Day!
John's Tagcrafters: taglines repaired in about an hour.
John's not really dead, he's just been hanging out with Elvis
John's second collateral Law: in order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it
John, jog his memory.
John, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
John, there's a lovely kill-floor in here - Mike
John, there's a lovely kill-floor in here... -- Mike Nelson
John, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?
John-O-Rama, The Johninator, John-Man, The Johnmeister
John...NOOOOOOOO!!! Resist!! RESIST!!!!! :)
John: Love Powered by Joni!
Johnny Bravo - The one-man-army
Johnny Cash -- Coins you keep to use a pay toilet.
Johnny Cash: A pay toilet
Johnny Pooper, number 2 bad man in the west - Crow
Johnny be fair and Johnny be fine and wants me for to wed;
Johnny he's a Joker! He's a Bird! A very funny Joker
Johnny take a walk with your sister the moon --U2
Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more
Johnny! Auntie Em! Mr. Whipple! Mr. Rogers! - Crow
Johnny's got his fast car.. Herbert wins the Brittish GP!
Johnny, Angry @TOFIRST@, this is @FROMFIRST@ in Hell
Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?
Johnny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Johnny, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Johnny, show her who she shot! - Tom
Johnny, what do we have in the way of parting gifts for @TOFIRST@?
Johnny, what do we have in the way of parting gifts for Nicole?
Johnny: "Godo! Godo, help!" Crow: "Go to hell?!"
Johnson & Johnson : ۰ "ouch"
Johnson & Johnson BloodLine (c): [[[[[00000[[[[[ "ouch!"
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ouch!"
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ۰
Johnson Vikings use the latest in GlassFETs.
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time
Johnson's Law: The number of minor illnesses among the employees<>is inversely proportionally to the health of the organization
Johnson's law: Systems resemble the organizations that create them
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Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands, meet exciting interesting people, and kill them
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Join us. Please. Spock to Kirk
Join you where? Janeway
Joint capsule - space age dope smuggling device
Joint: A location or place.
Joj sto mi se spava
Joke 'em if they can't take a f***! Robin Williams
Joke 'em if they can't take a f*ck
Joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. <Nietzsche>
Joke them if they can't take a f*ck." -- Robin Williams
Jokes For All Occasions - By U. Y. Sky
Jokes on the Enterprise, Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer.
Jokeys do it with whips and saddles.
Joking is the only way of opening my mouth without screaming. - Hawk
Jolan Tru or Jolan False?
Jolan tru, Qapla'!, Live Long & Prosper, Sayonara, etc.
Joliet, IL - It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the city.
Jolly Rancher Candy of Borg: The Great Taste of Fruit -- Cubed!
Jolly old elf had better make out his will ohh! - Bots
Jolly old elf had better make out his will ohh! - Bots
Jolt: The Switch is ON!
Jon Bogdanove.. Nobody claims him
Jon Mikl Thor was in the movie - Tom Servo
Jon Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" - Expert: "Er, yes."
Jon is not going to be happy about this. Garfield
Jon wanted to talk to me. To know where I was coming from.
Jonah. Whale? Neelix
Jonathan is life, Jim, but not as we know it
Jonathon Hayes. All through my brain - Tom on credits
Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Jone's Principle: Needs are a function of what other people have.
Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumu
Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Jones's 2nd Law: the man who can smile when everything goes wrong, has just thought of someone he can blame it on
Jones's Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen<>will not be labeled
Jones's Second Law of TV Programming: If there are only two<>shows worth watching, they will be on at the same time
Jones's Third Law of TV Programming: The program you've been<>looking forward to all week will be preempted
Jones's law: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
Jonesboro, GA - It is against the law for any person to say, "Oh Boy!"
Jonesboro, Ga: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
Joni Stanley, You are fast becoming my favorite slick person
Joni is one of our prize citizens; we're giving her away next week.
Joni: 100% huggable, lovable and lovely.
Joni: Love Powered by John!
Jonses ? - I can't keep up with the Simpsons !
Jos Windows olisi auto, se olisi Lada
Jos drhtim od tvog pogleda,iz nekih starih razloga,ne mogu da se sredim
Jos jedan dosadan tag.
Jose Canseco - role model for the '90's???
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Fidel Castro, Gran Persson
Joseph to Mary: "I thought it said "Manager", not "manger"!!!
Joseph to Mary: "What do you mean, 'It's a GIRL?'"
Josh Peck: Amanda Bynes (1998)
Josh Peck: Disney Channel's Movie Surfers (2001)
Josh Peck: Drake and Josh (2003)
Josh Peck: Drake and Josh (2003)
Josh Peck: ER-NBC (2001)
Josh Peck: Fillmore for ABC Kids (2002)
Josh Peck: Man of the Two-Thousands (1999-2000)
Josh Peck: Man of the Two-Thousands (1999-2000)
Josh Peck: Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)
Josh Peck: Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network (2001)
Josh Peck: Snow Day (2000)
Josh Peck: Whatever Happened to Robot Jones (2002)
Josh Peck: Whatever Happened to Robot Jones (2002)
Joshua... what are you doing? -- Dr. Falken
Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you are at it.
Journalism, like prostitution, is a career in which just one foray makes a professional
Journalistic accuracy
Journalistic ethics: An accurate quote? Whats that?
Journalistic integrity
Journalists DO IT daily
Journalists DO IT write
Journalists aren't liars...they're factually challenged.
Journalists do it daily--SUPORT THE FIRST AMENDMENT!
Journey Across The Desert - By Mustapha Kamel
Journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Mom
Journeys begin with a single step, and a decision to take it.
Jowly good Chow! British dog owner -Marian Simpson, Berkeley CA
Joy can be many things.
Joy fixes us to eternity and pain fixes us to time.<Weil>
Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift. - Albert Einstein
Joy is a light that fills you with hope and faith and love
Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul
Joy of Sox - Boston and Chicago Baseball Players. -SLR
Joy shared is doubled, sorrow shared is halved
Joy to the world, narf narf narf narf! - Pinky
Joy to the world, the Lord is come; Let earth receive her King!
Joy untouched by thankfulness is always suspect. - T. Haecker
Joy! -- Stimpy
Joy!, Joy!, Joy!, Oh Joy! - Stimpy.
Joy, another flame war... [hopefully not]
Joy, temperance, and repose, Slam the door on the doctor's nose. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Joy, you're going home on the kindergarten bus today! - Mrs. Jewls
Joycelyn Elders - living proof that quotas reduce quality
Joycelyn Elders has no wind in the windmills of her mind!
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
Joycelyn Elders: first non-blonde "airhead"
Joycelyn Elders: living proof that quotas reduce quality.
Joycelyn was born with a rusty spoon in her mouth!
Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee --French Christmas
Joyeux nobel: the international prize for happiness.
Joyous distrust is a sign of health. Everything absolute belongs to pathology. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Joyous joys and jubilation!--Tom Chorlton
Joys Of Cowardice - By Lily Livard
Joys Of Exhibitionism - By Thay C. Mie
Joys Of Parachuting - By Hugo First
Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard*
Joystick- A peripheral intended for use only by consenting adults.
Joystick: Peripheral used by consulting computer pilots.
Jr. Accept the ways of others. Respect first, your own.-Master Kan
Juan Valdes dies: family says they will freeze dry! -N'tl Inquirer
Juan Valdez is staying in Maxwell's House
Juan Valdez must be the busiest guy in Colombia.
Judaism Why does this sh*t always happen to us?
Judaism - Why does this **** always happen to us?
Judaism ... Why does S*** keep happening to us?
Judaism: Why does Sh*t always happen to me?
Judaism: (def) Why does this s**t always happen to me?
Judaism: Religion of the `chosen people.' God, choose someone else!
Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
Judas Betrayed Jesus for 30 Pieces Of Silver
Judas was a low, mean premature Congressman. -- Twain
Judge - An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.
Judge Gives Drunk Six Months in Violin Case
Judge Green, 1984 - Change is better!!
Judge Ito - ring leader of a three ring circus.
Judge Ito, as confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo. _
Judge Roy Bean might drive a Pinto.
Judge Rush Limbaugh by looking at those who criticize him.
Judge Rush Limbaugh by those who praise him.
Judge Stone does not preside over this trial*&^% NO HARRY-HERE
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire
Judge a man not by his car, but by his computer
Judge by deads and not by words. - Someone
Judge not a carpenter on hoe fast chips fly
Judge not a hockey player by his strength, but by his lost teeth!
Judge not according to appearance. - John 7:24
Judge not lest ye be Judged - punk! - Judge Dredd
Judge not lest you be judged, you bastard
Judge not lest you be judged, you stupid ba$tard!
Judge not the horse by his saddle. - Chinese Proverb
Judge not, lest ye be judged incompetent by the world.
Judge not, lest ye be judged. - Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that you be not judged. -- Jesus, Mat. 7:1
Judge people by what they are, not where they are.
Judge people from where they stand, not from where you stand.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Judge, and be prepared to be judged
Judge, jury, executionor... moderator!
Judge: An unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress.
Judgement and punishment, some silly conservative Christian hoopla.
Judgement comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgement.
Judgement day is coming, and it don't care what you look like. - Amis
Judgement is usually sound: Lucky -work evaluationese
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark. - <Ovid>
Judgement, not headlong courage, is the true arbiter of war
Judges DO IT with better rulings.
Judges are people, there WILL be and ARE some who rule by bias!
Judges do it in chambers.
Judges use the law the way a hillbilly uses a corncob
Judges watch it and give scores.
Judgin' by the taste, I'd say the other one's Shinola.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder brides often blush.
Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger
Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger
Judging by the US lately, God owes an apology to Sodom and Gomorrah
Judging from the smell, you must be a top honors dirt-worshipper
Judging from the taste, I'd say the OTHER one was Shinola
Judging from the taste, I'd say the other one is shinola.
Judgment Day -- Van Halen
Judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.
Judgment is coming, and it don't care what you look like. --Amis
Judian People's Front? We're the People's Front Of Judia!
Judicial offices ought not to be granted before they are vacant
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
Judo: The stuff you make bagels out of
Judo: Used to make bagels
Judy Finnigan Tells Of Night Of Terror With Prince. "He Threatened Me With a Sub-Machine gun"
Judy Garland - Over the Rainbow
Judy Haigh is Bisexual ... PHHHHHHHHHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Judy! Judy! Judy! - Crow
Judy: Beyond Thunder Squishy - Mike
Juggler - A schitzophrenic playing catch.
Juggler: A schizophrenic person playing catch
Jugglers DO IT with more balls.
Jugglers DO IT with their balls in the air.
Jugglers do it 'till they drop.
Jugglers do it with more balls.
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
Jugglers have lots of balls.
Jugglers know how to handle LOTS of things
Jugular - one who does skillful tricks of sleight of hand
Juhani's Law: The compromise will always be more expensive than<>either of the suggestions it is compromising
Juice stains on white carpet? Just pour more juice over the rest of it
Juicers do it quickly
Julia Child does it with asparagus and Hollandaise sauce.
Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett? Yes! There's hope!
Julia doesn't deserve to come back. It's not fair. -- Kirstie
Julian & Jadzia's Nuptials: Married ... With Symbiont
Julian Bashir, Secret Agent, will return. - BASHIR
Julian and Bev circle each other--OH, MY, THE DANCING DOCTOR IS DOWN!!
Julian, I'm quite sure there has never been a Charles Dax. - Jadzia
Julian, get this thing OUTTA me! -Dax after watching Aliens
Julian, go take a high-pitched sonic shower -- Dax
Julie Have a Happy and Safe Holiday
Julie, you were always the ONLY Catwoman.
Julienne fries not supported! Not affliated with RONCO
Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" Romeo: "Surfing the Net. Where else would I be?"
Juliet: What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare
Julius Borg: "We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated."
Julius Caesar On An Aldus Lamp
Julius Caesar was a salad dressing dude!
July in Minnesota - Mike on river full of ice
Jumbo Shrimp? Let's think about that
Jumbo Shrimp??????
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
Jumbo shrimp? Let us examine this concept more closely
Jumbol - A fat jogger
Jumja - the great in-between snack that won't ruin your appetite
Jump *toward* the propellor, right? -- Tom Servo
Jump In The Water, Come on Baby Get Wet With Me (Peter Gabriel, "US")
Jump Suit - A hooker's apparel
Jump TOWARD the propellor, right? - Tom
Jump down off'n that horse and grab a slug of swamp water, stranger
Jump high and you will see the mountain little mouse
Jump in, the board's fine
Jump through hoops? I don't think so. Crawl through Windows? *HELL NO*!!
Jump to the jam/Boogie-woogie jam slam
Jump up and down on the keyboard to continue
Jump: "Trampoline"
Jumpers die of deceleration trauma.
Jumpgate activated, here they come
Jumpies: Downwardly mobile (9.8m/sec}) Yuppies
Jumpin' G. Horse-Phat!! Bullwinkle Moose
Jumpin' Gerbils, Fudgeman!
Jumping Jack Flush by The Rolling Stones
Jumping Off a Cliff: Eugo First
Jumping off my soapbox, now.
Jumping off the cliff won't necessarily KILL him.
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane to walk where your going
Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise
Jumping to conclusions is a dangerous exercise!
June Cleaver: Wally, if I know your father, he's out looking for Beaver.
June is National Adopt-a-Cat Month
Jungle manners: First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
Jungle: a rain forest with poor public relations.
Junior College - Workstation
Junior High School - Palm Top Compute