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I  Deep Space Nine!
I  P C
I  rule the midnight air  the destroyer
I   Doctor Who.
I   Music
I   My Cat!
I   My Dog.  I   My Cat.  I   My Wife.  I   days.
I   l i k e   t o   w a t c h
I   my dog,   my cat, and I don't   baby seals. Have a   day.
I   my wife,I   my cat, I   Med, I   if I do,  if I don't
I   w a n t   M a r i n a   S i r t i s
I  Dr. Bashir
I  Forgot  The  Dream  But  I'm  Missing  My  Pajamas.
I  Music
I  My Dog.  I  My Cat.  I  My Wife.  I  days.
I  My Dog. I . My Cat. I . my wife.
I  NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I  NEVER Read recipes!  Do You?
I  SLMR 2.1a
I  Star Trek !
I  Tribbles
I  WAS  a pail in the back of my office!
I  WP
I  am just putting in an extra line of text to solve  a problem in fin
I  message database managers.
I  met the  surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
I  my dog,  my cat, I don't  baby seals. Have a  day.
I  my dog....
I  my wife,I  my cat, I  Med, I  if I do, if I don't
I  think tag lines should be placed at the beginning of the message.
I  try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean.
I "do" enjoy children... when cooked properly - W.C.Fields.
I "flamingoed" up. - Holly
I &gt;HATE&lt; spiders! Renbrandt Brown
I &gt;hate&lt; my family! Hercules
I &gt;suggest&lt; you reconsider your plans. Dukat to Sisko
I &lt;kick&gt; have HAD &lt;kick&gt; enough of YOU! &lt;BOOT!&gt;
I 'C' said the blind man.
I 'M NOT IN A &lt;CENSORED&gt; BAD MOOD YOU &lt;CENSORED&gt; &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!!
I 'ave da people, I 'ave da plan, I 'ave da h'accent.
I 'm learning the song that never ends... it will take me forever!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I * my cat, I * my Dog.
I * my dog, * my cat, and I * baby harp seals.
I *&gt;HATE&lt;* questionaires. - Worf
I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! - Elwood Blues
I **TRIED** to register it!
I **meant** rope, and hoist, slowly
I *AM* in total control, but don't tell my cat
I *AM* pushing!!! -- Keiko
I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy.  - Q
I *HATE* it when I pi$$ the bed... - Viper
I *HATE* it when my serial port goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
I *KNOW* about these things!
I *LOVE* Tag Line Xpress!!!
I *LOVE* Tag-X Pro!!!
I *LOVE* animals! Been busted seven times for it
I *LOVE* being a Changeling!!--Curzon Odo
I *LOVE* cats...  Stuffed and mounted
I *LOVE* it when a plan comes together!
I *LOVE* this thread!
I *S*W*I*P*E*D* the entire file (Thanks, Cal)
I *STILL* think digital watches are a pretty neat idea
I *TRIED* to tell you! Lydia
I *almost* stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I *am* a Size 10.  My fat is just there to protect my perfect body
I *am* in shape. Round is a shape
I *am* prejudicedagainst stupidity! -- The StarWolf
I *am* spider-man! Look! I've got talons and everything! -- Miguel
I *am* stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will. -Baldrick
I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future!  Ooooooh! -- Al Calavicci
I *am* the Moderator, you twit! - Robert Craft
I *am* the Supreme Being. I'm not *entirely* dim -- Time Bandits
I *am* the button!  TV's Frank
I *am* the law! - Mako
I *am* the messiah I keep talking about. - Digital Shakespeare
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I *couldn't* have cought it, I practice safe modem sex.
I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I?
I *did* read the docs! That's why I'm confused! - Geco
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I *do too* have a life!  It's not much, but it's paid for
I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido
I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me! - Robinson
I *do* have a suggestion if you need some ideas
I *do* remember.  I just remember differently.
I *don't* care.  You're the one who's doing the dying! -- Cat
I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies?
I *hate* temporal mechanics! - O'Brien and O'Brien
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... NINE times. - Rimmer
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... Nine times
I *hope* that I can depend on you. Torres
I *knew* I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque!
I *knew* this Colombian coffee was trouble. - Wally
I *know* I have an afterlife. 1 John 5:11-12 says so.
I *know* I hit him! -- Dick Durkin
I *know* the phone bill's high-That's why I need a faster modem ;
I *like* public access!
I *like* the above!
I *like* to play with myself! - Cartman
I *like* unmitigated gall.  Worf
I *like* unmitigated gall... with ketchup -- Worf
I *look* awesome 闡 you just *are* awesome
I *love* flattery!
I *love* geek smut :) - Skud
I *love* purple! - Vicki Vale
I *love* this joke! -- Crow T. Robot
I *love* to fly! -Jean-Luc Brassard
I *love~my@&*$ computer,&*&( It's 咗㿭ade in Tai𩅛佔wan !?
I *may* be wrong but that doesn't mean you're *right*.
I *may* grow old,...BUT I *refuse* to grow up!  ;*)
I *must* be a Taoist, everyone keeps telling me I am in the Way!
I *must* lead a charmed life
I *need* to know; I need to know the truth! - Mulder
I *never* format my *brain*! It's error correckting. Or something.
I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
I *own* you now, weasel-boy. - Dogbert
I *really relate* to this one!
I *said* cut my *hair* off of the ear!!   -van Gogh
I *should* know - I parked it for them! - Marvin
I *speak* English! You must be a bit of a thicko. -Prince George
I *still* think the opal was a good idea, anyway
I *think* I know what one you're talking about.
I *think* that the messages were just tossed into this area by
I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
I *tried* to explain it to you guys, but do you listen? ;)
I *was* first in line.  Until the little hairball was born. - Scar
I *was* good.  Wasn't I? -- Garek
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy... and not 'yours'.. Thank you
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy...not yours.....Maybe later
I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:)
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk
I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:)
I -am- a great disturbance in the Force.
I -must- patch this coat, Tom said raggedly
I . . Doctor Who.
I . Cats
I . My Dog.  I . My Cat.  I . My Wife.  I . days.
I . my cat, I . my Dog.
I ... I ... I know you think I'm paranoid ... you all do. :-(
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. &lt;BEG&gt;
I .C kopati nos
I /did/ ask you not to say ammunition. --Tori, MPOS
I /was/ listening but when I stopped talking it got really boring
I 8 my cat, tasted like chicken.
I 8 my cat. I 'ed my wife, I my Dog.
I ? my dog, I ?????? my cat
I ALWAYS behave - sometimes good, sometimes bad
I ALWAYS have to get the saw!--Gen Nyland
I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses.
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!!
I AM &gt;TIRED&lt;!!! Karidian
I AM AN  ANTI-CHRIST! I AM AN ANARCHIST!  -=&gt; The Sex  Pistols  &lt;=-
I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#%
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole! - Beavis/Cornholio
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bungholio!  -Beavis
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE.  Oh, that's nice.
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. How very nice for you!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice.
I AM EAGER TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS.  No problems?  Let me make some for you
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL! {But don't tell the wife...}
I AM IRONMAN!  Tom Servo
I AM KIROK! I AM KIROK! Kirok
I AM KORNSHELL HOLIO!!! I NEED T3 FOR MY CISCO!!!! DO YOU HAVE T3 ?? -- delchi@dorsai.org
I AM LEONA OSAKI OF BORG! YOUR TANK WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
I AM NOSTRADAMUS OF BORG! IN 100 YEARS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf, Star Date 99791.9)
I AM NOT CONCEITED!  I JUST HATE MORTALS!
I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE!
I AM NOT PARANOID! AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING!
I AM NOT schizophrenic.  Me neither.
I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE - E.D. 209
I AM NOW in Yuba City and I'm still not ASHAMED!
I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, @F, WILL BE APPROXIMATED
I AM PREJUDICED against stupidity.
I AM PUSHING!  - Keiko
I AM PUSHING! -- Keiko O'Brien
I AM Q OF BORG. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSMILIATION.
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
I AM ROBOMAIL OF BORG; REGISTEREGISTEREG
I AM SERVO-TRON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! -- Tom Servo
I AM SO VERY FORTUNATE THAT MY PERSONAL LIFESTYLE is such a perfect reflection of the absolute good
I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14
I AM THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT . . . where's my bwankey?
I AM THE GUYVER! -- Sean
I AM THE MAN....THAT POOLS...THE WORLD! - Sid the Bookie
I AM THE MAN...THAT JEWELS..THE WORLD!  -- Sid as a jeweller
I AM THE MAN...THAT RULES..LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! - Sid Gump
I AM THE MAN..THAT COOLS...THE WORLD!!! - Sid Frost
I AM THE MOST FIENDISH TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE DARKEST NIGHT
I AM THE WALRUS, GOO-GOO-GOO-JOOB!
I AM WHAT I AM And what I AM needs no excuses.....
I AM WHAT I AM and needs no excuses.....
I AM at attention, sir! It's my uniform that's at ease!
I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage.  SENd $1000 TO my SiTe
I AM home - My modem's on, isn't it?
I AM my other Cat (I'm a Leo)
I AM not a Senior Citizen, just a Teenager with 50 years experience!
I AM playing with a full deck - I just shuffle slowly
I AM politically correct.  I have no opinion
I AM prejudiced... against stupidity
I AM relaxed ... I just can't come to terms with it.
I AM scientific. I have a black hole in my head
I AM some of DS9's fandom subculture.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
I AM standing.
I AM the button!
I AM the evil twin!
I AM the kind of person your parents warned you about
I AM the person your mother warned you about
I AM waving all my fingers. Some are folded for stability
I AM. - God
I AM... THE MAN... WHO WULES... THE WOWLD!!! - Sid Fudd
I ATE'NT DEAD -  Granny Weatherwax
I Always push the doors marked pull!
I Am Come a Light Into The World !!
I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated
I Am HOldINg YouR mAiL HoStaGe. SeNd $1000 tO mY nOdE
I Am He That Liveth, And Was Dead !!
I Am Patient With Stupidity, NOT With Those Proud Of It
I Am Scared! - By Emma Fraid
I Am Someone Else  - By Ima Nonymous
I Am The Door; By Me if Any Man Enter In, He Shall Be Saved !!
I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence.
I Am The Real Andy Davidson..  You Are An Imposter..  Die, Infidel
I Am The Reincarnation of Julius Ceasar, Insists Tony Blair
I Am The Reincarnation of King Henry VIII, Insists Bob Dylan
I Am The Reincarnation of Lady Godiva, Insists Snow White
I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened.
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual
I Am The Watcher Of The Pylons.
I Am The Way, The Truth, And The Life !!
I Am Tired - By Anita Rest
I Am Vadercus of Borg.  You Will Be Assimilated, My Son
I Am Woman! Hear Me Roar As I Knock Him To The Floor! ;&gt;
I Am Woman, I am Invincable, I am Tired
I Am Woman....Hear Me Roar
I Arthur  - Evil Arthur twin
I Arthur! - Evil Arthur Clone
I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague!
I BBQ MY SPOTTED OWL USING GENUINE REDWOOD CHIPS! YUM YUM!!
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I BELIEVE I WAS REINCARNATED FROM A BAGPIPE... - Signpost
I BLEED Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey! - Uncle Creamy, The Tick
I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM.
I BM, You BM, We all BM for IBM
I BM.  You BM.  We all BM for IBM!
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
I BS daily.....oops, I mean BBS, of course.
I Beat Bobby Fischer - By Jess Player
I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I Believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Clinton's integrity
I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man
I Bought some powdered water...just not sure what to add?
I Brake For NO Cat!
I Brake for Brunettes, Blondes, and cold Beer!
I Brake for No Apparent Reason
I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy.
I Butt, You Butt, They Butt, buttbuttbuttbuttbutt.. - Delenn
I Buy, I Call &lt;--------------&gt; You Buy, You Call
I C E-man
I C U've set aside this special time 2 humiliate URself in public
I C what you mean.
I C++, zerefore I am
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I CAN ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE POMPOUS AND HUMORLESS.  I just don't understand why you are proud of it
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. -- BOB
I CAN READ!!! Don't you think I can read?!? - Crow to Tom
I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE BUSY, said Death
I CAN tell you,that he DID love her,for whatever that's worth. - Dax
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME....BONNIE RAITT
I CAN'T be drowning in African waters! pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
I CAN'T eat cheese! It blocks me up! - Crow
I CAN'T eat with the family... My computer gets lonely!
I CAN'T get no... Satisfaction!!  Windoze '95
I CAN'T go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
I CAN'T go to hell, they won't take me!
I CAN'T quite pronounce it let alone spell it!
I CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
I CAN't die, Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
I CAN't help myself...I'm a tagline kleptomaniac!
I CAUGHT YOU!.. reading from the tagline UP!
I CHOOSE NOT TO COPE!
I COULD live without trek, but what would be the point?
I COULDN'T have killed him!  My blasts don't DO killing!
I CRUSH YOUR HEAD!!!
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
I Came ........ I Read ........ I Responded.
I Came here in search of Freedom but all I found were Taglines.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I Came, I Saw, I Ran Like A F*$^%^ Scardy-Cat!
I Came, I Saw, IRAN
I Can Alter My Life by Altering My Attitude !!
I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
I Can Fix It - By Jerry Rigg
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
I Can Get No... Satisfaction
I Can Live for 2 Months On a Good Compliment (Mark Twain)
I Can Still Hear It, Screaming!, Screaming!, Screaming! - Baby Bird.
I Can Walk On Water...But I Still Stagger On Booze !
I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! --Rolling Stones of Borg
I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... His Dog Is Talking To Me
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... I Am Scared Catching Something
I Can't See The Difference - By Sam Ting
I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!
I Can't wait for MS-DOS 15.02!
I Care * Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
I Cayman went.
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more
I Chris, do solomnly swear on this Penthouse, to tell the truth
I Cling To My Imperfections As The Very Essence Of Me
I Come In Peace, Take Me To Your Modem.
I Compute, Therefore I Kludge
I Corinthians 15:51-57
I Could Screw Up, But I Let The Computer Do It!
I Coulda Been A Contender  - By K. O. Boxer
I Couldn't Get the Hang of Making Nestle's Quik - Blonde Moments
I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer
I DEMAND that recipe, Sherry! - Crow as girls wrestle
I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I DID Read The Docs! Honest! ... Oh, *That* page
I DID go to hell. I was exiled for bootlegging icewater+
I DID read the docs -- that's why I'm confused!
I DID read the manual
I DID read the manual!  That's why I'm confused!!
I DID read the manual...
I DIDN'T DO IT. NO BODY SAW ME DO IT. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
I DO HAVE A LIFE  ....  IT'S JUST INCREDABILY BORING.
I DO IT BECAUSE MY SYSOP TELLS ME TO!
I DO NOT  I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.     - Frasier
I DO NOT I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT YELL!! -Worf
I DO NOT like greens eggs and ham...SPAM!
I DO NOT.. I do not yell. -- Worf
I DO have a clue; wait while I remember where I put it
I DO know everything. I just can't remember it!
I DO know it all; I just can't remember any of it right now.
I DO know you - in a tagline, virtual sort of way
I DO make passes at women who wear glasses
I DO want your money, because god wants your money!
I DO work for food!
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I DON'T FEAR WEAPONS, I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM.
I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*! - Aahz
I DON'T LIKE THE TURN THIS CONVERSATION IS TAKING.
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' recipe
I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITYI ENJOY IT!
I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU but there's nobody else around to bore
I DON'T brake for feminists.  
I DRINK ALONE....GEORGE TOROUGHOOD
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
I Didn't Do It - by Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Do It!  - By Y. M. Eyehere
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Know I  You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
I Didn't Know Santi Claus Was DEAD! - Stimpy.
I Disagree With That!  - By N. A. Sayer
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability.
I Do Tag Line Xpress &lt;- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Do Tag-X Pro &lt;- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Don't Believe In Beatles... Just Believe In Me... Yoko & Me
I Don't Believe This!  - By L. U. Say
I Don't Break For Barney....SPLAT!
I Don't Care What The World Can See
I Don't Have Any Pant's - Stimpy.
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Run Windows, and PROUD of it!
I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... I'm a Carrier
I Don't Think So Tim:  Samite Healer
I Don't Think You're Happy Enough! - Stinky Wizzleteats.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I Don't bite...MUCH!
I Don't do drugs - Echos are my escape from reality
I Don't do drugs - Star Trek is my escape from reality.
I Don't do windows ...I don't have the time!
I Don't find trouble...I AM trouble!
I Don't just flirt with danger  - I take it out on dates.
I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!
I Don't need no Stinkin Tagline!
I DoubleSpaced my cat and now she ignores me twice as often
I Dream of Jeannie - created by Morton Lee Cohen
I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
I Drive OS/2 'cause I'm sick of being a Crash Dummy !
I Dropped The Hammer - By O. L. Myfoot
I Dyslexic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated
I E-mail because no one can read my handwriting.
I Enjoy CP/m. No Hype, No Hassles, NO VIRUS'S!
I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HAPPY! **THUD**
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, SINCE I'VE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE!!!
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
I FELT something was wrong. Multitasking causes schizophrenia
I FINALLY made it in music!  I'm touring China with a wok band.
I FORGOT I HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES
I FOUND JESUS!  (you can all stop looking now)
I FOUND JESUS!  He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana,,,
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
I Feel A Rumbly In My Tumbly
I Feel Better Now.
I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown.
I Feel Happy...Sais Who?
I Feel So Much Better Now That I Have Given Up All Hope!!
I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me
I Fell Off The Brooklyn Bridge - By Ilene Dover
I Feyd 2 Grey (Na-baron Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, 3077)
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I Forgot To Add A recipe
I Frotzed my wife, and now I can't get any sleep! (The Grue!)
I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT! W. Riker to T. Riker
I GIVE away Truth, why BUY a liberal lie?
I Gawrontee!!!!
I GoT THe PoiSoN - i GoT THe RoDeNT BaiT
I Got A New Car  - By D. U. Care
I Got Me a 286 49mhz Laptop and Boy Does It Fly!!! Too Bad It's CGA!!!
I Got This New 486 For My Wife.....Best Trade I Ever Made
I Got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I Got real close to seeing Elvis.....But my shovel broke.
I Grok its fullness...or I would not have drunk
I HATE BEING PUT ON HOLD! -- Logan
I HATE Call Waitin.....NO CARRIER
I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!!
I HATE MUSTARD!!! - Rake Yohn, JACKASS
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE STUPID COWS!!!      holy or not
I HATE TO HAVE TO BUY NEW SWEATSHIRTS EVERY YEAR! !NOT!
I HATE TRIBBLE RECIPES!!!
I HATE TRIBBLE TAGS!!!
I HATE being serious, screws up my outlook on life!
I HATE call waiting%� �%NO CARRIER
I HATE call waitin枆�(r)淇O CARRIER
I HATE it when it does that!
I HATE it when that happens!
I HATE people who make little piles with their chips!--O'Brien
I HATE technology!!!!!!
I HATE those bloomin' stop and go penalties
I HATE to sniff crotchless panties!
I HATE when you do that!!! - Crow to Tom
I HAVE 1ST AMENDENT RIGH(*&^                 NO CARRIER
I HAVE A BODY OF A GOD....BHUDDA!
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY   (It just hasn't developed yet).
I HAVE HEAD EXPLODEY! -Johnny The Homocidal Maniac
I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  So don't go ruining it all by asking me to explain
I HAVE NO PREJUDICES: all my hatreds are based on solid evidence
I HAVE had my eye on young Ensign Kim. Seska
I HAVE no emotions. What's your excuse?--Data
I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND IT'S BACKED UP HERE SOMEWHERE!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE
I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
I Had A Little Accident; I Lose A Pair Of Lungs. - Neelix
I Had a brain scan the other day, thank god it turned up negative!
I Had a dream 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 megs Free.
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Hate Fighting  - By Boris Hell
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
I Hate Housework - by I. M. Laizee
I Hate Monday Mornings                By Gaetan Oop
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
I Hate To Say It /IHateToSayIt/ But It's Probably Me (Sting)
I Hate You, You Hate Me, BARNEY Died From HIV!
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
I Have A Headache Mode; A)bort F)ail G)et Your Hands OFF OF ME!
I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig
I Have GREAT Gun Control - 2 Groups
I Have Heard Thy Prayer, I Have Seen Thy Tears; Behold, I Will Heal Thee !!
I Have Miles and Miles to Go Before I Sleep
I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have The Best recipe But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie - Explodie.
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie. - Explodie        Ren & Stimpy
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
I Have a PATTON if You Have a General!
I Haven't Had These, Since I Was An Egg! - Fish.
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I Hear Lorena Bobbitt's the new spokeswoman for Ginsu Knives
I Heard there was some really hot sex in Waco!
I Hit the Wall:                    Isadore There
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I Hope My Blue Wave Don't Break /WalkingOn/ Walking On the Moon
I I am Ewmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated, eh-?
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
I I need your opinion, I'll pull your chain.
I I was nice today.  Nice to all those incepid monkeys!
I Jim, do solomnly swear on this Joy of Cooking, to tell the truth
I Just &lt;ZAP!&gt; love my &lt;ZAP!&gt; Lum-chan doll &lt;ZZZAAAPP!!&gt;
I Just (ZAP!) love my (ZAP!) Lum-chan doll (ZZZAAAPP!!)
I Just Called To Say I Love You  � Stevie Wonder
I Just Had A Feeling - By Claire Voyant
I Just Keep My Politicians Satisfied.
I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set
I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
I Just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW on the SIDE?
I KILLED My Lover With an Arctic Roll
I KILLED My Uncle With a Lazer Beam -- Extra-Terrestrial
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief
I KNEW it was Monday when I fell out of the wrong side of the bed
I KNEW we should have thrown it out yesterday!
I KNOW A SURGEON WHO'S A REAL CUT-UP   Keeps everybody in stitches!
I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS to the questions you are not asking
I KNOW EVERYTHING, SEE EVERYTHING, GO ANYWHERE I WANT. -- BOB
I KNOW I am a Christian!
I KNOW THE REAL STORY.
I KNOW it was a tornado Toto, but you wizzed on my Carpet
I KNOW that santas a Phoney...a little fairy told me
I KNOW the truth is out there, it's just that they haven't told me yet!
I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
I Keep Falling Down  - By D. Z. Person
I Killed Cock Robin! - By R. S. T'me
I Kings 7:23 & II Chron 4:2 pi=3.0 so all circles must be six sided
I Know A Joke!!
I Know I Speak For All Of Us When I Say&lt;slam&gt;
I Know It All - I Just Can't Remember It All At Once!
I LET you win, @FN@!
I LET you win, @TOFIRST@!
I LIKE DRUGS
I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. - Death
I LIKE a woman in uniform! - Quark.
I LIKE people. They are good to become wood. Are you ready @F?
I LIKE sex on TV! And on the floor, on the kitchen table, on the
I LIVE ... to *stuff* your hard drive!  :-)
I LIVED!!! NOW what do I do???
I LLLLLLLLLLIKE IT!!! - Emil
I LOOOOVE scanning for lifeforms!
I LOVE BEING SUPER HEROES! - The Tick
I LOVE Congress: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I LOVE IT!!! keep 'em coming. Catch YA Later
I LOVE MICHAEL....HE IS MY BABY
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!!
I LOVE THIS JOB! YEEEEE-HAAAAW! - The Tick
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
I LOVE a woman in uniform. - Quark
I LOVE animals... especially cooked!
I LOVE call waiting.  Realy love call wait麕��濨�盞
I LOVE cats...      Stir-fried is best!
I LOVE chihuahuas!.... in tacos.
I LOVE cute litle animals...especially in a good gravy.
I LOVE fine wines!  I can afford reasonably decent beer.
I LOVE my Windows 95! ummmm errrr  96! umm nope that's not it 97!
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
I LOVE quoting!!
I LOVE spotted owls!!  They taste like chicken!!!
I LOVE the Feminist movement - When I'm walking behind it.
I LOVE the smell of cordite in the morning!
I LOVE this game!
I LOVE this thing! So how do I use it?
I LOVE women in uniform
I LOVE you babe, but her FLESH got in the way!!
I LOVE your approach... Let's see your departure!.
I Laugh At The Gods! - By Hugh Briss
I Left Moss Hart/In San Francisco
I Left My Heart In Aunt Fran's Crisco
I Like "Weeding Gardens," by Manuel Labour.
I Like Barney, Stuffed and Mounted on the Wall in my study.
I Like Fish, by Ann Chovie.
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
I Link! U Link! We All Link for I Link!
I Lived In Detroit - By Helen Earth
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
I Look In The Sky, But I Look In Vain / Heavy Cloud But No Rain
I Lost My Balance  - By Phil Down
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
I Love "(  .  )  (  .  )"  Parton !
I Love Animals ... They're Delicious!
I Love Bullfighting  - By Matt Adore
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore
I Love Children... That's Why I'm Not Having Any
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
I Love Jesus!
I Love Mathematics - Adam Up
I Love Mathematics:                Adam Up
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
I Love Michael Alot!!~*~*~Im In Love
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Computer: I can change her look and feel.
I Love My Computer: I spend lots of time with her & enjoy every minute
I Love My Computer: If she gets a virus, she never gives it to me.
I Love My Computer: She has really beautiful icons.
I Love My Computer: She is a lot better at math and spelling than me.
I Love My Computer: She rarely gives me trouble.
I Love My Country and I Fear My Government
I Love My Sysop
I Love Offline Readers! No Tagline
I Love Toxic Waste.
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
I Love Windows. I Really DO, Right After My DOS DELTREE!
I Love You ... I know - Leia & Han
I Love You = 3 words
I Love You!: Alma Hart
I Love You, Bless-ed Be, We're a PAGAN Family - Barney the Wiccan
I Love kittens, stir-fryed. (Alf)
I Love my English Cocker Spaniel!
I Love to Tease, Do You Really Think You Can Handle Me???
I Love you, and you can love me too for just $49.95
I Love you, you love meBarney gave me HIV.
I Lovs To Go Swimin' Wif Bo-Legged Women!
I M 2 CUTE 2 B 4 GOTTEN!
I M a tru beleever in aur edukashun sistum
I M a tru beleever in the American edukashun sistum
I M a tru bleever in hour edukashun sistum,
I MAY BE SCHIZO, BUT I STILL HAVE EACH OTHER.
I MAY BE SURROUNDED BY INSANITY, BUT I'M NOT INSANE.
I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST have that bag of tricks! - Rabbit
I MUST patch this coat, Tom said raggedly.
I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way! I Print It
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead of You
I May Not Have Morals, But I've Got Taste!
I Meant Every Word That He Said
I Mult-task, I have two employees!
I Multi-task....I read in the loo.
I Must Fix The Car!  - By Otto Doit
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
I Musta Died And No One Has Bothered To Tell Me
I NEED A NEW HOST-BODY! -- Laurie Brown
I NEED BASS!
I NEED Cindy Crawford's home phone number!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.
I NEED TAGLINES!!!!!
I NEED another pot of coffee!
I NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I NEVER betrayed you! At least not in my heart. Garak
I NEVER ching my mind! It hurts too much.
I NEVER get to get [the phone]!!! - Wakko
I NEVER leech taglines!
I NEVER lie when I've got sand in my shoes.- G. LaForge
I NEVER tell lies.  :-------------------)
I NEVER tell lies. :-)
I NEVER! exaggerate-I just remember REALLY big!!!
I Need Insurance - By Justin Case
I Need back issues of RolePlayer. R/O -&gt;INNPARK
I Need more. Anyone help?
I Needs to Be Bee'd With  --Count Basie
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Met a Choclate Cookie That I Didn't Like.
I Never Thought You Were That Great To Start With-Lyzzard Skyzzard
I ONLY read the Taglines!
I ONLY said that it was impossible, NOT that I could not do it!
I OWE, I OWE, It's Off To Work I Go!
I Only Play With My Computer On Days That End With  Y!
I Only See In Infrared.
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO STEALS THIS TAGLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO USES COAX! - Mr. 10BaseT
I PKZipped the universe and forgot the password! - God
I PROMISE - I won't upload in your mouth!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Ptang for Twinkies
I Pulled The Pin.  Now What?  WAIT!  Where Are You Going?!?
I READ the documents ... I just didn't UNDERSTAND them!!! |-)
I REALLY DO
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPITALS
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I REALLY need to fix this tagline thingy in SLMR
I REFUSE to be moderated.
I RESEMBLE that remark!
I Raise My Eyes Unto The Mountains... From Where Will My Help Arrive?
I Read You Like A Book - By Claire Voyant
I Regret That I Have But 1 Live to Give
I Remember When We Carved CPUs Out of Wood
I S*W*I*P*E*D _THIS_ Page, too, for the pearls within!
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPY BOX!!! -BigShot
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPYBOX!!! - BigShot, to Barry  [The Tick]
I SAID THE RULE WAS 75% AND IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Christian Galoski.
I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???? *BLAM!!* *BLAM!!*
I SAW ELVIS' E-MAIL!!  --Weekly World Tagline
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
I SAW YG! HE'S SO BIG! HE SMOKES CIGS! EATS LIKE A PIG!
I SED stop squAWKing!  Get a GREP on yourself!
I SEE, said the blind man, with feeling
I SK8: I skate/ice skate.
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM!  :%)
I STAND ON THE LINE YOU KEEP CROSSING - Skinner
I STILL want a Hula Hoop. : Alvin
I STRONGLY suggest you do not proceed. - Kira
I SUPPORT FREE Speech!  Only, IF you agree with me.
I SUPPOSE I'll let you blame your spelling on line noise. :)
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
I Sam, therefore I am
I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @F's Underpants!
I Saw Princess Diana Alive and Well in Orlando, Florida Insists Venusian
I Saw Queen Anne Alive and Well in Barrie Says The head of Channel Five
I Saw Queen Victoria Alive and Well in Mars Reveals Giant Fluffy Bunny
I Saw The Spirit Descending From Heaven Like a Dove, And It Abode Upon Him !!
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I Say Love Is The Seventh Blue Wave
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
I Scream, You Scream, We both Scream...  in Deathmatch!
I Scream, You Scream...  - By D. Q. Restaurant
I Second that Amendment!
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
I See... I Like... I Steal... ...Taglines, that is!
I Seize your Commitment, @F!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville Bullitt!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville!
I Sense.....*SLAP* Not on the bridge Will.
I Sentence You To Hang By The Neck Until You Cheer Up
I Shot An Arrow In The Air - By R. G. Rhee
I Sing The Praises Of Llamas
I Snatch Kisses, and Vice-Versa!
I Sought The Lord, And He Heard Me, And Delivered Me From All My Fears !!
I Speak -- more truth than you want to hear - M. Muir
I Speak Fish! - Stimpy.
I Still miss my ex-wife.....BUT, My aim is improving!
I Stumped Jackie the Joke Man!
I Swear - T1000
I Swear - T1000
I Swing For The Pitcher  - By D. H. Batter
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"
I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK... therefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THINK...therefore I KNOW!
I THINKtherefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken)
I THOUGHT I saw Bill Clinton today, but no, THIS guy had his pants ON!
I THUNK, therefore I AM........OS/2!
I TO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control
I TOLD you never to call me! - Kirk, ST:IV
I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!--Odo
I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, but sometimes several days attack me at once
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
I Think - Therefore I Am. --Deep Thought
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT holder was already taken
I Think I've Got it ....  @@@!$#%  NO CARRIER  --
I Think....therefore I'm OVER QUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!
I Thought I Was A Wit, ......I Was Only HALF Right!
I Thought Sex Was a Pain In The Ass Before I Found Women
I Threw A Beer At Clinton. He Dodged It. No Doubt A Draft
I Trek, therefore I am - Gene Descartes
I Turvived de 60's sith dinor mrain bamage.
I U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht.
I Used To Believe Heisenberg, Now I'm Not So Sure.
I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead
I Usually operate at a 90  angle to reality
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, but...could I take a test sample first?
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD......but your wallet'll do fine, too!
I WAN' MY INTERLINK!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA BUY AND SAVE NOW, BABY!! - Opus, Outland
I WANNA SCREAM. I WANNA JUMP FOR JOINT ;)
I WANT DFW_UFO BACK AGAIN!!!   :-&lt;
I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY
I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!  Crow T. Robot
I WANT TO BE... A TREE
I WANT TO BE... ALONE
I WANT TO BE... HAPPY
I WANT TO ROTT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND... - Aahz
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
I WAS AT A PARTY, he added, a shade reproachfully
I WAS BORN FREE...AND FREE I WILL REMAIN!!! -STORM
I WAS a millionaire...mom threw away my baseball cards!
I WAS born at night,      ...But not LAST NIGHT!!!
I WILL be a captain's woman! - Evil Gypsy
I WILL kill him! - Sting
I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
I WILL stop procrastinating.     .     .     .     .     someday
I WOULD go outside, but I don't own a laptop!
I WTFM
I Wanna Be Like You in 2002 on Network Chappelle Television
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kj熳s Shower
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kj熳s Shower
I Wanna Boink Death!
I Wanna Decide Who Lives and Dies. --Crow's Xmas Wish
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered... Now !
I Want MY!  I Want MY!  I Want MY Satellite TV!
I Want To Believe -- The X-Files
I Want To Work On Your Smelly Old Cartoon - Ren.
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer - By Rich Kidd
I Was A Teenage Teenager
I Was An Atheist Until I Realised I WAS God.
I Was Gonna Be Her Man! An original by Peter Britt!
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant  - By Mahatma Coate
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can! - Troi
I Win!: U. Lose
I Wish I Was Dead / I Hung My Head, I Hung My Head (Sting)
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town
I Wish It Were That Simple For Me
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I Work With Diamonds - By Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds:              Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
I Wuv U Guys! - Anthony.
I Wuz Framed!  - By Gil Tee
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
I Xeroxed a mirror.  Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I Xeroxed my watch.  Now I have time to spare. - SW
I YAM still here
I YELL BECAUSE I CARE !
I Yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be Askimiligated
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [襷 the Topic Cop
I [] My dog. He [8] the neighbor's Cat
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I [] My Cat.  Have you done yours??
I [ ] My Cat.  I [ ] My Dog.  (Would you [ ] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [ ] My Cockroaches
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [L] My Keyboard.
I [ ] My dog. He [ate] My Cat
I [ ] QEdit!
I [ ] The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me!
I [ ] my dog. I [ ] my cat. I [!] my girlfriend
I [ ] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I [*] My Dog. I [*] My Cat. I [*] my wife.
I [*] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [.] My Cat.  I [.] My Dog.  (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [.] My Dog. I [.] My Cat.
I [8] My Dog. I Ran/My Cat.
I [8] NY (burrrpp!) - Godzilla
I [8] Tokyo (burrrpp!) - Godzilla-san
I [8] my dog.  I [8] my cat 2.  YumYum!
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]  - Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [襷 My Keyboard
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [襷 My Keyboard.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [襷 the Topic Cop.
I [] My TomCat!.
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] my dog. I [] my cat. I [] my seal.
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I _ _ unemployed conservative politicians
I _DID_ 'RTFM',   it didn't help
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
I _LOVE_ my country but I _FEAR_ my government!
I _NEVER_ make misstakes!
I _am_ an FBI agent. - Mulder
I _am_ getting sleepy.  You always do that to me
I _am_ holding still.  I _am_ squirming. - Homer
I _am_ pacing myself, James.                       - Jack
I _am_ the Supreme Being.  I'm not _completely_ dim.
I _can't_ be out of money, I still have a couple of checks.  - my wife
I _can't_ change the laws of physics! - Scotty
I _can't_ even concentrate. - Bashir
I _can't_ sir. There's no way to do it! - Uhura
I _could_ be arguing in my spare time
I _definitely_ need an MMU for my brain
I _do_ sense something unusual. - Troi
I _enjoy_ it!? - Ro Laren
I _had_ to accept. - Ro Laren
I _had_ to do this. One day you'll understand. - Kira
I _hate_ shrinkwrap!
I _knew_ I'd find you! - Nurse Chapel
I _knew_ you'd encourage me. - Troi
I _know_ what you're thinking, but you might be wrong.
I _like_ Quark.
I _love_ Bajoran music!  - Anna Steven
I _really_ don't feel like talking right now. - Ro Laren
I _suppose_ it's possible. - Garak2
I _tried_ to read it, but my cereal box was too gripping.
I _want_ an answer! - Mulder
I _want_ to believe. - Worf
I _was_ decorated on my very _first_ mission... - Dax
I `[1mhave a speech impediment`[0;34m....`[33mmy foot`[34m!!!`[0m
I `desire' you to stop singing!  Tom Servo
I a Popeyus of Borg!  Prepare to be assimiligrated!
I absolutely REFUSE to pay more to have someone else's name on my butt!
I absolutely _LOVE_ cats!!!   When do we eat?
I abstain from wine, women and song; mostly song
I abused my stocks, so they split
I accelerate for cats.
I accept good advice gracefully-- as long as it doesn't interfere with what I intended to do in the first place
I accept reality and dare not question it.  W.Whitman
I accept the universe. -- A Youth
I accept what has happened. - Spock
I accept your apology, @F, but not your explanation
I accept your apology, but NOT your explanation! - Gul Dinar
I accept...the challenge. Kirk
I accidentally ate my own homework
I accidentally drank turpentine ... and got thinner!
I accidentally shrank my tagline in hot water
I ache in the places where I used to play. - L. Cohen
I achieve a lower consciousness.  - - Calvin
I act like a fool on purpose, Limbaugh can't help himself.
I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster.  -- John Hinckley
I actually had an opportunity to _touch_ a plasma field. - Geordi
I actually know very little Yiddish, just a shmata here and there
I actually miss Korean drivers!
I actually saw...automobiles! - Picard
I add 2 more beans. What does that make?  A very small casserole
I add a little excitement and all you do is complain. - Q
I add it to the yeast infections for additional color & flavor!
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
I adjusted the brightness, but the msgs are still dumb.
I admire a man who can use a blade
I admire an atheist, that takes a lot of faith.
I admire the person in charge of this organization. He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face
I admire the wisdom of all the people who come to me for advice
I admire you because I never had the courage it takes to be a liar.
I admire you for standing by your convictions... - Winn
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is out of control
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is unmanageable
I admit I used Windows once, but I didn't multi-task.
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I admit difficulty in following this logic. - Archerfish
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I admit it! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it - Mike
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it... -- Mike Nelson
I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
I admit it, I tried Christianity, but I didn`t inhale
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I admit it. I steal every tagline I see...except this one.
I admit nothing. I've been trained to resist torture
I admit some of my deduces were wild. - BJ
I admit that I am powerless over fish innards
I admit that the boss made me what I am today - depressed
I admit to a little bias against Republican activities and beliefs.
I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT
I admit, this is strange... even for Mulder - Dana Scully (1x04)
I agree that being thrown to the wolves is tedious, but after 87 years of it my reactions are no longer so vehement . - Bertrand Russell
I agree to disagree.
I agree we can't wait any longer.
I agree with Garak. Lovok
I agree with Scrooge:  Bah, humbug!
I agree with advice from my mother's brother's nephew!
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life
I agree with that
I agree with you absolutely.  What did you say?
I agree, knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself? That's not so easy
I agree.   ( message deleted for brevity )
I agree.  So, what are we talking about?
I agree.........attack. - Spock
I agree: we're at war. Riker
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @FROMFIRST@. - Mike McMullin
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. - Werner Von Braun
I aim my warning shots to center of body mass!
I aim to be right....... unfortunately I'm not a very good shot.
I aim to please, and shoot to kill!
I aim to please.   Are you a target?
I aim to please...er...are you a target?
I aimed high once, but then I had to clean the ceiling
I ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud.    Jon Voight
I ain't a s-t-p-u-i-d!
I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead.
I ain't afraid of those white men, said Cochise bravely.
I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that?
I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days.
I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
I ain't broke, just badly bent!
I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
I ain't compaining; I'm expressing my opinion. -RAH
I ain't dead yet, copper!  Crow T. Robot
I ain't eta &lt;g&gt;. I'm just getting better. - Rick Burwell
I ain't ever been to Arizona! - Carl Robinson
I ain't ever had a job. I just always played baseball. - Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige
I ain't evil; I'm just good-looking
I ain't going out like dat
I ain't gonna cry no more for you.
I ain't gonna get caught up in your game -Coverdale/Page
I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it.
I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.  -- Muhammad Ali
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble -Led Zeppelin
I ain't lucky when it comes to love.
I ain't no BEAVER, Sam. But busy? Yeah!
I ain't no angel, but I never felt better.
I ain't no artist but, I know what I like
I ain't no hypocrite, what you see is what you get
I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves
I ain't no schoolboy that you can sacrifice
I ain't nothin' but tired - man I'm just tired and bored of myself. - Bruce Springsteen
I ain't old.  I am CHRONOLOGICALLY AD-VANTAGED!!!!
I ain't playing a game, that I know I can't win.
I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days - Hendrix
I ain't talkin' 'bout mine. - Huntress
I ain't what I ought to be and I ain't what I want to be but, thank God, I ain't what I used to be
I ain't working in no lumberyard! - Zorak (SGC2C)
I ain`t broke, but I`m badly bent
I aint dead yet, copper! - Crow to Tom the policeman
I aint nuthin but beer and bones
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose
I allus spelz reel gud!
I almost can feel my neck in the guillotine
I almost didn't make it off the surface. Riker
I almost feel in Amber with you around. &lt;Florimel&gt;
I almost felt that. says Death, smiling
I almost forgot what it was to just *&gt;RELAX&lt;*!! Sheridan
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright
I almost hit that car, Tom said recklessly
I almost killed Curzon that day. *Kang*
I almost met Elvis once, but my shovel broke
I almost met Elvis, but the shovel broke!
I almost ran over an angel, he had a nice big fat cigar
I almost saw Elvis but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis last week But my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis!...  But then my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis, but the headstone fell on me
I almost saw Elvis, but the shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis.  Then my shovel broke.
I almost shot a birdie today. It was the four foot put that got me.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
I almost stole another tagline!  I'm so ashamed!
I almost went crazy.  Would have been a really short trip
I alone am escaped (from the old lady's apartment) to tell thee
I already came, so stop jerking me off
I already have a child, and a wife. - O'Brien
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn... no comment...)
I already have that infono big deal(wellhmmno comment)
I already knew you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
I already know I'm paranoid.  The question is, am I paranoid enough?
I already know I'm paranoid. Am I paranoid enough?
I already know you hated it, shut up. - D.Troi
I already paid that fine / registration / ticket
I already showed you how to do that, Tom said tautly.
I already tried that. --Ivanova.
I also have a Klingon battle cruiser for off-road driving
I also heard they love their Yamok sauce. - Nog
I also like my tagline file
I also like my tagline file&gt;&lt;
I also love to confuse people by sending out different messages
I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. -BA2
I also recall the phrase, 'Damn those ice-peasants.'
I always "Take A Penny" and I never "Leave A Penny."  So there !
I always believed ham came from pigs. What's this about Yaesu? A Pig?
I always bring a special caddy when I play with one guy. He's got the same blood type I am just in case
I always buy my camping gear in December, for now is the WINTER OF
I always carry a flame thrower around, just in case.
I always carry one for emergencies
I always carry water balloons in my car so I can toss them out the sunroof to discourage tailgaters
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Pennsylvania.
I always check the "Native Australian" box.  I was born in Sydney.
I always consider it a good day when nobody murders me.
I always cry after sex, I think it's the Mace.
I always cry after sex, but it's probably just the pepper gas
I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace.
I always cry at the movies -- have you seen the price of the candy bars?
I always cry at weddings
I always cry at weddings, especially my own
I always cry during sex. I think it's the Mace
I always did like climbing trees
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always did like climbing trees, would it be genetic by any chance?
I always did like climbing trees. Do you think it could be genetic?
I always do what the little voices say
I always down my Folger's crystals with Jolt Pop.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
I always fear unloaded rifles.  They used to smash heads with them
I always fear unloaded rifles...they smash heads with them....-Lec
I always feel guilty after eating Jewish food
I always fill out my tax returns in hexadecimal!
I always fill out my tax returns in roman numerals
I always forgive a dead enemy
I always gagged on that silver spoon.    Orson Welles
I always get an A - Wesley
I always get angry when I read about profit taking in the stock market--because I know whose profit they're taking
I always get my muckin words fuddled
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.    Marilyn Monroe
I always get the last word"Yes, dear"
I always go by the book. - Klinger. Wearing dresses?! - Radar
I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie
I always had a thing about the French. Paris
I always have coffee when I look at the radar. - Dark Helmet
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
I always have lots of month left at the end of the money!
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I always have to get the damn door - Tom
I always have to get the damn door...  Tom Servo
I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
I always hit the nail right on the thumb.
I always hoped I'd die with a smile on my face...no chance. - D.H.II
I always investigate Quark. - Odo
I always invite people to their own self destruction.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see snake . . . which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
I always knew I could live without you....That's a lie.
I always knew there was something wierd about you, MacLeod. - Charlie
I always knew you were in a fog!
I always laugh at the wrong time.  At my own funeral
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical.  - Calvin
I always left _before_ the intimidation began. - Neelix
I always lie
I always lie.  In fact, I'm lying to you right now!
I always like to show the proper... gratitude. -- Tom Servo
I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I always liked my husband's mother-in-law better than mine.
I always liked pointing. - SanDeE
I always listen to what you have to say. - Richard Franklin
I always look like this before I kill somebody
I always look well when I'm near death. - Greta Garbo
I always loved that face -- Dr. Soong
I always miss the good parties - Tom on girl in lingerie
I always need a hug just when you need to scream at me
I always operated under the assumption that plants are good. - Tick
I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it. It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde
I always picture myself walking around and jumping up and down every time I do something
I always pray to St. Ignatius, said Tom loyally.
I always prefer masochism to sliced bread
I always remove tags just to see if they will catch me
I always respect pretty girls in form-fitting sweaters
I always roar, when I Have nothing to say. F.W. Robertson
I always said God was against art and I still believe it. - Edward Elgar
I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor -Pink Floyd
I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you. - Mae West
I always seem to like Doctors... - Sherry Holley
I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead. - John Murray Gibbon
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon.. and a shot of tequila
I always take life with a grain of salt.. with lemon slice and tequila.
I always take the same thing for lunch -- about two hours
I always tell the truth.  Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always tell the truth. That last statement was a lie.
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway
I always thought 'Teddie' was underwear
I always thought Desade didn't go far enough. - arifel
I always thought GST meant Great Sex Time!!
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day. Riker
I always thought PMS meant puttin up with Men's Sh*t!
I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. McCoy
I always thought Starfleet had a lot to learn from ME, Captain. - Ro
I always thought he was a WYSE man
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock - Mike
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock... -- Mike Nelson
I always thought that if I were popular I must be doing something wrong. - Suzanne Vega
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra
I always try to count my blessings, but I'm no good at fractions.
I always try to do things in chronological order
I always use Windows to run my comm softwae+PS&gt;&gt;a+N.-]m NO CARRIER
I always use tasteful words - I may have to eat them
I always use the goodest English.
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. - Barry Venison, ITV
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis
I always want the last word, an this is it PEACE!
I always wantd 2B something.I wish I'd been more specific
I always wanted a peg-leg - Mulder (3x22)
I always wanted a pet god!
I always wanted a transvestite cat. - Anna Steven
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
I always watch my speling, sintax, grammer & pointuation.
I always watch my speling; sintax and grammer.
I always watch my speling; sintax, grammer and pointuation.
I always wear fur.  I have a cat.
I always wear real fur - the cat sleeps on the laundry!
I always wear real fur.  My cat sleeps on my laundry.
I always wear real fur....the cats sleeps on the laundry!
I always win.  It's in my contract -- Kirk
I always win.  It's in my contract -- William Shatner
I always win. It's in my contract. -- Kirk
I always wondered if dogs landed on their feet too... Fido never did like heights after that
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin
I always wondered"Why isn't Palindrome one?"
I always worry when I am on the side of the majority   ;)
I always... I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!- Monty Python
I am   竟熙熙蛦端竟摀�  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am  Fluff.  Fluff of the  mountain
I am  Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am  not programmed to respond in that area
I am  woman, therefore I am sensitive
I am  竟瑎竟喊竟摀端陶 -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am #tofirst@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am &lt;not&gt; gaining weight! said Riker emphatically
I am * sure* I will hear from you shortly.
I am *.QWK of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.
I am *NOT* a Tagline! ... Ok, so I'm a tagline; sue me.
I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged.
I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank.
I am *down*. In the Engineering Room. Kevin Riley
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am *not* a Sysop.  R. Nixon, 1974.
I am *not* a mad scientist, I'm an eccentric engineer
I am *not* a number - I am a free man!
I am *not* bringing that mountain over here! - Mohammed
I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes!
I am *not* in denial. - arifel
I am *not* submissive! . . . (to Bashir) Am I? - Imaginary Dax
I am *not* your cheese steak!  Mike Nelson
I am *so* a virgin! I'm just not very good at it
I am -NOT- illiterate.  I know who my parents are!
I am ... Kirk ... James T ... I will ... help ... you.
I am ... the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!! Phoenix
I am ......... Kirkus, .............. of Borg
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 18 years old and from Rosmalen.
I am 3PO of Borg, And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg.  You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am 99.99999512% sure PGP doesn't use any floating point. - P. Zimmer
I am @F Sanchez Villa Lobos @L, and I'm at your service
I am @F of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @F of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @F of the Clan @L. - @F
I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service
I am @FN@ of Borg. What is this thing called pizza?
I am @N of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@. - @N@
I am @TO of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @TO@ of the Clan @TOLAST@. -- @TO@
I am @TOFIRST@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @TOLAST@, and I'm at your service
I am ADD of Borg. Resistance is futile, er, um,
I am AKANE of Borg.  Eat my cooking, digestion is futile!
I am AMIGA of Borg! (The only unsupported Borg!)
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where is my nitro nine?
I am Ackbar of Borg. We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude
I am Adolph of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa, FERRENGI!
I am Adric of Borg...(SPLAT)
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated.
I am Agassi of Borg, Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg:  You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnoold of Borg. You weempering gurly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahrnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Akane of Borg. Eat my cooking, resistance is futile!
I am Al Bundy of Borg, Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last month!
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Do I have to assimulate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya now, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I have to assimilate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg:  We will *not* assimilate!
I am Al Bundy of Borg: Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Fashion sense is irrelevant
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated.
I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated.
I am Al of Borg, Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I don't want to assimilate you.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year..
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  The answer is irrelevant
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  What is irelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg, Dave is irrelevant
I am Alzheimer of Borg!  Prepare to... uh... er
I am Alzheimer's of Borg, prepare to be... uhm.. uhm.. I am
I am Amiga of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am AmigaDos of Borg, Prepare for software failure
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg, Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg.  You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is f
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apollo.       "And I am the Czar of old Russia." � Chekov
I am Apollo. I have chosen you. Apollo to Palamas
I am Apollo. [*] Chekov: And I am the Czar of old Russia.
I am Apu of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Borg. Would you care for some Assimilation Squishies?
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg.  Be assimilated and Thank You, Come Again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. You will be assimilated... come again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead.
I am Archie of Borg, You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg, Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Youse will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant
I am Arkwright of Borg. You will be Ass...Ass...Ass... SHOT Granville!
I am Arnold Scwharzenegger of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assimil...terminated!
I am Arnold of Borg, Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt
I am Art Bell of Borg.  On the wildcard line, you are assimilated.
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  What, no tea?
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  Your tea will be assimilated.
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation
I am Astro of Borg, Rerare ro re arrimirated
I am Atog of Borg: Resistance is futile. Your Artifacts will be eaten
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg, I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated
I am B'Elanna of... ARRRGHHH!!! &lt;SMASH&gt; &lt;CRASH&gt;
I am BART of the Borg: Resistance is useless, you WILL eat my shorts!
I am BBS of Borg. Messages are irrelevant.
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assim..assim..assim
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assimilated badly
I am BOB of Borg.  I'll assimilate you with my death bag!
I am Babawa Wawtuhs of Boag; Pwepeah to be assimiwated
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Bajoran Maquis of Borg. I will assimilate more than your nose.
I am Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
I am Baltar of Borg. The Galactica must be assimilated!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK
I am Barclay of Borg.  Prepare to be assimiated..  if tha
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated if that's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.. if that's
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK...
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er
I am Bariel of Borg. Kira is irrelevant. Stasis is futile, Doctor.
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barney of Borg ..."I assimilate you, you assimilate me..."
I am Barney of Borg, Prepare to be nauseated
I am Barney of Borg, Sesame Street is Irrevelant.
I am Barney of Borg, You will be Baby Bopped now
I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.   Are you gunna finish that beer...AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPP!
I am Barney of Borg.  Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg.  Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg.  I love you, and you love me
I am Barney of Borg.  Prepare to beUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned how to assimilate!
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned that resistance is useless
I am Barney of Borg.  You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your 2 year old will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your children will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. Assimilation is Irrelevant. You WILL be Loved
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg. I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to blow chow.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as&lt;BELCH&lt;!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg..."I assimilate you, you assimlate me..."
I am Barney of Borg......Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg...Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg:  Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg:  Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you love me!
I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will buy my videos
I am Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as &lt;BELCH&gt;!
I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be UUUUUUUUURPPP!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg:Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney the Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg....you loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the BorgSesame Street will be assimilated
I am Barney the Borgyou loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** &lt;-- Barney meets Velociraptor!
I am Barnum of Borg, There's one assimililated every minute
I am Barny of Borg.    Nyuk Nyuk  I love assimilation.
I am Barry Norman of Borg - Prepare to be assimilated.. And why not
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bart Simpson of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart Simpson of Borg. Your shorts will be assimilated.
I am Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson.
I am Bart of BORG. Resistance is uselessyou WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart of Borg, assimilate my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Eating is irrelevant.  Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg.  Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irr
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell have I assimilated?
I am Bart of Borg.... Prepare to eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is useless... you WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg; Who the hell are you?
I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is useless. You will be assimilated
I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude.
I am Barticus of Borg.  Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts.
I am Basford of Borg, Your sheep will be assimilated
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend
I am Batman of Borg:  It's the cube right?  Chicks dig the cube
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I am Beavis & Butthead of Borg, Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! &lt;heh, heh&gt;
I am Beavis of Borg - Resistance sucks! Heh heh...heh heh...
I am Beavis of Borg - This cyborg stuff is cool!
I am Beavis of Borg!  Assimilation is COOL, heh-heh, heh-heh
I am Beavis of Borg, Assimilation is cool, huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh.
I am Beavis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg, prepare to be uh..uh..huh, huh, huh
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  hehe  hehe  hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is cool.  Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation's COOL!  Yeah!  Hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance sucks!  Heh heheh heh he
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance, like uh... sucks &lt;heh heh-heh-heh&gt;!
I am Beavis of Borg.  Umm-umm-mmm  Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, huh huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh uh mmm huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Hehe Huhuhuh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks &lt;heh heh-heh-heh&gt;!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg:  You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh
I am Beeblebrox of Borg.  Resistance is... Whoa!  Babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg.  We will assimilate mass quantities
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar, I read QWK Packets, Lets eat Consumables.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - I will assimilate your Tribbles.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - your Tribbles will be assimilated.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Plots are irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Berman of BorgPlots are irrelevant
I am Bester of Borg: Be assimilating you
I am Betazoid, hear me empathize! -Troi
I am Bettencourt of Borg, You shall be humbled
I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA.
I am Bettman of Borg: We will assimilate the NHLPA!
I am Bevis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Biker Bitch of Borg.  Kiss my assimilator!
I am Bilbo of Borg, The assimilation goes ever on
I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg, Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: Prepare to be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Competition is futile
I am Bill Gates of Borg. From this day forward you will finance...us
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights are also.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Prepare to be (hehe) upgraded
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Bill of Borg. You will use Windows. Resistance is futile
I am Bill the Cat of Borg. You will be ass--&lt;Acckk! Thbbbpt!&gt;--imilated!
I am Billary of Borg, Haircuts are irrelevant
I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Billy-Bob Leopold of Borg. My parents really hated me
I am Bin Laden of Borg: You will be anthraxinated
I am Bisexual of Borg; gender is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. Stop making fun of my name, dangit!
I am Bjorn Borg. Tennis is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. You Trekkies stop laughing!
I am Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!  --- borrowed from the Crouton Generation
I am Bjorn of Borg, Wimbledon is &lt;FIRST SERVICE!&gt; &lt;ahem&gt; irrelevant
I am Bjorn of Borg, prepare for a tennis simulation
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg.  You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg. Prepare your tennis balls for assimilation.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis, anyone?
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is &lt;FIRST SERVICE!&gt; &lt;ahem&gt; irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon will be assimilated.
I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed!
I am Bjorn of Borg: Prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
I am Blofeld of Borg, You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond
I am BloodGas of Borg -- your arterial blood will be assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg.  Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Bo Pilgrim of Borg. W'jes won't 'similate a fat, yella chick'n
I am Bob Barker of Borg. C'mon down and be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bob Hawke of Borg.  By 1990 all children will be assimilated.
I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
I am BobBarker of Borg, Please have your pet spayed or assimilated
I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated.
I am Bobbit of Borg. Only part of me was assimilated.
I am Bobby of Borg, You resistin' me?  Are you resistin' me?
I am Boberg of Borg, Registation is useless
I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bond.  James Bond.  Of Borg.  You will be shaken, not stirred.
I am Bones of Borg, He's assimilated, Jim
I am Bones of Borg.  I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bored of Borg.  The subject is irrelavent.
I am Borg ****************, who are you?
I am Borg of Borg.  Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Data. Contraction is irrelevant.
I am Borg of God; you WILL assimilate ME! [smile].
I am Borg the Cat.  Aack!  Thpbpth!
I am Borg the Gates. Aack! Thpbpth! Hardware is irrelevant
I am Borg 竟熙熙蛦端竟摀�, who are you?
I am Borg, James of Borg
I am Borg, James of Borg...
I am Borg.  You killed my collective.  Prepare to die
I am Borg. James Borg
I am Borg. James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny
I am Borg. James Borg. Vodka Martini, Gin is irrelevant
I am Borg. You are Borg. They are Borg. Everyone is Borg!
I am Borg... James Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant you will be assimilated.
I am BorgJames Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
I am Borgs Bunny.  What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilated?
I am Boris Badenov of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg.  Moose and squirrel are irrelevant
I am Boris of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg.  Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokay... now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg: Vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Borland of Borg, Prepare to be Quattroprolated
I am Bounty of Borg.......you will be absorbed
I am Bounty of Borg...prepare to be absorbed
I am Brain of Borg.  Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. After we take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Brain of Borg. Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. When I take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Breblebox of Borg, Prepare to be assim---Whoa!  Babes!
I am Brecher of Borg. You shall be net mailed.
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Justin Timberlake is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Oops!  I assimilated it again!
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Bubba of Borg, Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg.  Y'all fixin' to be assimilated
I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg, Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Buddha of Borg, Resistance is suffering. Suffering is futile
I am Buddha of the Borg. You will be, and you will not be assimilated
I am Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
I am Buffy of Borg.  Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg, What's up Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Carrots are Irrelevant!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up, Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I am BugsBunny of Borg, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
I am Buhweet of Borg.  Wha dub addimilated mean?
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg.  Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
I am Bundy of Borg, NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg.  No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
I am Bundy of Borg. NO! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bunker of Boig.  Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Bunny of Borg. Yeeeeehh...What's assimilating, Doc?
I am Bunny of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Bunny of Borg: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots
I am Burns of Borg, Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Bush of Borg. Resistance is not good. Not not not!
I am Bush of Borg...oh, the assimilation thing
I am Bush of Borg...the economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of Borg:  Prepare for "that assimilation thing".
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Bush of Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of borg, read my lips: you will be assimilated
I am Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh
I am Butt-Head of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated
I am ButtHead of Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh.
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Wesley, you were assimilated!
I am Butthead of Borg, Assimilation sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg, resistance like sucks.  Ehuh Ehuh
I am Butthead of Borg, you're gonna be, like, assimililated, huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg.  Resistance like sucks
I am Butthead of Borg.  Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation sucks! huh huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg. Huh-huh-huh-huh, resistance sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am Butthead of Borg: Resistance SUCKS.
I am Butthead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I am Buttons of Borg, Saving Mindy is irrelevant
I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! - Buzz Lightyear
I am C-3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-Ko of Borg. Eat this food, resistance if futile
I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Caesar of Borg.  Veni, vidi, assimilation.
I am Caffeine of Borg, Sleep is irrelevant
I am Cage of Borg.  Coolness is irrelevent.  Jumping is futile.
I am Caine.  I will......help....you. - Kwai Chang Caine
I am Cajun of Borg... All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
I am Callahan of Borg.  Go ahead... resist us
I am Cameron Borg. You will be assimilated into the Daddo family.
I am Campus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Canadian Because I eat Shreddies, not Wheaties.
I am Canadian Because I think "Slap Shot" is high art cinema.
I am Canadian Because ice makes me happy, not worried about driving.
I am Canadian Because.... I can play road hockey in my skates.
I am Canadian Because.... I can see a puck!!!
I am Canadian Because.... I drink beer and eat TimBits.
I am Canadian Because....I can play hockey on REAL ice.
I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.
I am Canadian Because....I can wear my ice skates to school.
I am Canadian Because....I don't know what "catsup" is.....
I am Canadian Because....I don't pay for Health Care.
I am Canadian Because....I don't shave during hockey playoffs.
I am Canadian Because....I excel at winter braking techniques.
I am Canadian Because....I have Canadian Tire Money in my wallet.
I am Canadian Because....I know Medicine Hat is a place, not a thing.
I am Canadian Because....I know how to spell COLOUR!!!
I am Canadian Because....I know that "eh" is more than just a letter.
I am Canadian Because....I like colour coded money.
I am Canadian Because....I participated in Participaction!
I am Canadian Because....I pay taxes, and BOY DO I PAY TAXES!!!!
I am Canadian Because....I play "HOCKEY", not "HACKEY".
I am Canadian Because....I say "Inuit", NOT "Eskimo".
I am Canadian Because....I've seen every episode of SCTV.
I am Canadian so I think KD and Bacon are staples.
I am Canadian so I use my snowblower year round.
I am Captain Peacock of Borg.   Are you being assimilated?
I am Carl of Borg, Macross has been assimilated
I am Carnegie of Borg. Win Friends and Assimilate People.
I am Carson of Borg, Hah! This is soooo futile &lt;'how futile is it?'&gt;
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Carter of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
I am Cartman of Borg. I will assimilate your cheezy poofs!
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little
I am Cat of BORG! Resistance if futile, your lap will be assimilated
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiney things.
I am Cat of Borg. Prepare to be pounced upon
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your laps
I am Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
I am Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I am Cat, hear me roar, I am too big to be ignored. -- Garfield
I am Cat.  Do you believe it, the Borg want me to assimilate them!
I am Cat. The world is my toy
I am Catwoman, hear me roar - Helen Reddy (NOT!)
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! --Catwoman (Batman Returns)
I am Catwoman.  Hear me roar
I am Chakotay of Borg.  Does anyone I assimilate work for me?
I am Chakotay of Borg. It's been a really bad day assimilating!
I am Chaotic Evil!  Prepare to die, fools! -- Grond the Anti-Paladin
I am Charlemagne of Borg...Resistance is feudal
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Cheese of Limburger, you will be asmelliated.
I am Chekhov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Chekhov of Borg: We will assimalte your Wessel!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewbacca of Borg- Waugh Yayyyaaaya Auuughghghghg
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
I am Chewbacca of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg.  You will be awroomilated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg.  You sit here and assimilate Piglet
I am Churchill of Borg. We shall assimilate them on the beaches
I am Clampett of Borg, We'doggies is irrelevant
I am Clark of Borg. Civil rights are irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg -- Resistance is Taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be. . .Ooooooo!  Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to beOOoooooo!  Bimbos!!!!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to. . .Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg, Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg, We assimilate all money
I am Clinton of Borg, Your freedom of speech will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg, resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg, your money will be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg.  Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Disarmed and then Socialized
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be......well, maybe
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to have your wallet assimi
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare your money for assimilatiom
I am Clinton of Borg.  Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your income will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Assimilation of Perot is relevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Freedom is irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Monica Lewinsky is irrelevant. You will be impeached
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe....
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe.___ Blue Wave/Q
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resist, and I will flee to Canada
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance will not be futile
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg. You will not be inhaled.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your earnings ill be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg. your money will be assilimated
I am Clinton of Borg...I never said you'd be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg...my wife will assimilate you!
I am Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Grab your ankles to be ass-emulated
I am Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg; your pay will be assimilated
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Clintonof tBorg. Your earnings ill  be  ssimilated
I am Cobain of Borg.  Everything is futile. &lt;BLAM!!&gt;
I am Colgate of Borg. You will be assimilated like liquid into chalk
I am Colin of Borg, but I'm really more of an assimilator
I am Com Port of Borg... you will be asynchronous!.
I am Common-of-Borg; chase cards are irrelevant!
I am Computer of Borg.  Prepare to be incinerated
I am Computer! I stand between Sylvia and housework!
I am Conan of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am Connor McCleod of the clan McCleod. I am immortal and cannot die
I am Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cool Hand of Borg. What we have here is a failure to assimilate
I am CopyCat of Borg, Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Cornholio. Are you threatening  me?
I am Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
I am Crackers of Borg:  Corporate Crime-Fighting IS relevant!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee:  Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barb
I am Cronkite of Borg: The Way It Is is irrelevant.
I am Crow of Borg.  You're irrevalent.  Bite me!
I am Crowely of Borg, You will be Initiatied
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Cullen of Borg. M-O-O-N, that spells Assimilate, laws, yes
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cy of Borg. Reality is irrelevant
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg, Want to buy a borg Tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg, You will be achy breaky assimilated
I am Cyrus of Borg, Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.
I am DIC of Borg. Resistance is futile, SM will be mutilated
I am DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
I am DONNA the Enchanter, but you can call me DONNA
I am DOS of Borg!  Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare to-- oops... out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare...oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg. Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Daddy of Borg. Bedtime! Resistance is futile!
I am Daffy Duck of BORG. We will assimilate your Egos!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg -- resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
I am Daffy Duck of Borg:  Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg.  Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg.  Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg: What do you mean =we= will?
I am Daffy of Borg: You - You - Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Dahli Llama of Borg, You Will be, and you will not be
I am Dahlmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dalak of Borg. AS-SIM-MI-LATE! AS-SIM-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg.  Davros is irrelevant
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: AS-SI-MI-LATE! AS-SI-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg: As-si-mi-late.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: We obey.
I am Dalek of Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dan Quayle of borg"potatoe" is irrelavant
I am Dan Welch of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am Dan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Dan of Borg.. Grammar checker is irrelevant!!
I am Dangerfield of Borg, Respect is irrelevant
I am DarkWing Speedbump - DarkWing Duck
I am Darth Vader of Borg, The FORCE is Irrelevant
I am Darth Vader of Borg- You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny
I am Darth Vader of Borg. The Force has been assimilated
I am Dasef of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! a TOLL FTR!
I am Data of Borg, Assimilation is intriguing
I am Data of Borg.    Picard-"Not Again!"
I am Data of Borg.  Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am Data of Borg. I assimilated the kiddleys, diddle I?
I am David Johnson of Borg, Please assimilate me
I am David Myers of Borg. You will be assi.. oooh, LDs!
I am Davros of Borg, You will be EXTER-eh-ASSIMILATED!!!!
I am Dax of Borg, My slug has been assimilated
I am Deanna of Borg. I sense you wish me to assimilate you
I am Death of Borg. You will be assimilated into the Sunless Lands
I am Death, and I here-by declare you to be living impaired. --Death.
I am Death, destroyer of worlds. I have come for you..opps, wrong person
I am Debbie Hisle of Borg.  You will resist, I hope
I am Deiter of Borg. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate
I am Deiter, and I wilkommen you to SPROCKETS!!
I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation
I am Delirium of Borg...uh...where's my doggie?...guess he got assimilated
I am Delors of euroborg, prepare to be assimilated, I mean federated
I am Demntel of Borg. You get assimilated ... but wait there's more!
I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life.
I am Demolition Man of Borg. Seashells are irrelelvant.
I am Demonic Hordes of Borg: Your lands will be assimilated.
I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!
I am Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hello,  Wilson. Resistance is futile.
I am Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
I am Descartes of Borg - I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg.  Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg. I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg:  I assimilate, therefore I am
I am Descartes of Borg: Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore we are.
I am Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
I am Dex of Borg. Babes will be Moderated.
I am Dex of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Dexter of Borg. You will be... Deedee, get out of my Lab!
I am DiC of Borg. Resistance is futile, Sailor Moon will be mutilated
I am Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg,Resistance is useless..Go ahead, make our day
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead Resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead...  Resist us
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Make my day...resist us!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
I am Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
I am DirtyHarry of Borg, Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day
I am Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be reanimated.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg.  Your simulation will be assimilated
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. You have a lovely assimilation.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. Your assimilation is not on file.
I am Doctor Borg. Your T.A.R.D.I.S. will be assimilated!
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
I am Dole of Borg, Prepare to be filibustered
I am Donahue of Borg. Anything seedy or tacky will be assimilated
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller...  You there?
I am Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
I am Donahue of Borg: Go ahead and assimilate, caller
I am Dorothy of Borg, Kansas is irrelevant
I am Dot Warner of Borg, Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg, and being cute is irrelevant.
I am Dot of Borg.  Call me Dotty, and you will be assimilated!!
I am Dot of Borg.  Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg.  Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg. Call me Dotty, and you will be ASSIMILATED!!
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg...Cuteness is *NOT* Irrevelant!
I am Doug McKinze of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, eh.
I am Dr Who of Borg. Your Jelly Babies will be assimilated
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg.  Studies show you will be assimilated
I am Dr. Jack KeBORGian - let me help you assimilate yourself
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Dr. Smith of Borg. Prepare to be...Oh the pain, the pain!
I am Dracula of Borg. I never assimulate wine.
I am Dracula of Borg. Your blood will be assimulated.
I am Dracula.   I bid you welcome.    Bela Lugosi
I am Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
I am Droopy of Borg, You know what? You're about to be assimilated
I am Drunk of Borg, resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Reluctance is both floor tile and our elephant
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile. Prepare to be 'simmed!
I am Drunk of Borg:  Resillance is floor tile.  Wanna be 'sim'late
I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunkard of Borg, Resiliance is Floor Tile, Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg, resistance is floor tile
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resultance is floor tile.
I am Dude of Borg!  Prepare to be... Whoa!  Babes!!!
I am Dugite of Borg. Prepare your Bandicoots for assimilation
I am Duncan MacLeod of Borg. Remember that name when I take your head.
I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod and you are dead! - DM
I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod... and you're dead!
I am Duncan Mcleod of Borg. There can be only Borg.
I am Duncon MacLeod of the clan Macleaod... here's my card.
I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am Dyslexia of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am Dyslexic of Borg - Your ass will be laminated
I am Dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass-laminated
I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated
I am Dyslexsic of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated
I am E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg, Home is irrelevant
I am ECHO of FIDO, your BBS is irrelevant, prepare to be assimilated
I am EVIL Homer!  I am EVIL Homer! - Homer
I am Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I am Eastwood of Borg.  Do you feel assimilated, PUNK???
I am Eastwood of Borg. You're thinking, "Did he assimilate 5, or 6?"
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is futile, punk.
I am Echo of FIDOBorg: BBS is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated.
I am Eclectic Wicca...prepare your Deities for Assimilation!!!!!
I am Ed McMahan of Borg, You may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg... telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimlated.
I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ 騖dsil Murphy
I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg, Prepare to be #$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!
I am Edison Carter of Borg and what I want to assimilate is
I am Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I am Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
I am Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
I am Eeyore of Borg. Nobody wants me to assimilate them
I am Elaine of Borg. You are not Borgworthy. You will not be assimilated
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Electrician of Borg Resistance Is Useless! (If  -  1 ohm)
I am Electrician of Borg. Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm.
I am Electrocutus of Borg - resistance is currently futile
I am Elemental Augury of Borg: Your library will become Futile
I am Eliza of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elizabeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elma Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg.  That waskally wabbit got me assimiwated!
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess. huh huh huh huh!
I am Elmer Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd, Millionaire.  I own a mansion and a yacht
I am Elmer of Borg, be vewy quiet, I'm assimilating wabbits.
I am Elmer of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh
I am Elmer of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Elmew of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be assimiwlated.  Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am Elmira of Borg, We will hug you and squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg.  We will assimilate you squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and
I am Elric of Borg.  You will be assimilated into Stormbringer
I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi
I am Elvis of Borg. Thank you... Thank you very much
I am Elvis of Borg. You will be assimilated. Thank ya very much
I am Elvis of Borg: "Assimilate me, tender"
I am Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me...tender...
I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
I am Emory of Borg... Prepare to be filed!
I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated. ZAP
I am Energizer of Borg. You will be assimilated, & assimilated, &
I am Engel of Borg. prepare to read my thoughts.
I am Enoch king & charismatic leader of the dog people
I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Epimenides of Borg. All Borg are irrelevant.
I am Ernest Angley of Borg, Prepare to be HHHEEAAALLED!
I am Ernest of Borg 9...prepare to be torpedoed.
I am Ernest of Borg, Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borgnine.  Prepare to be assassinated
I am Ernie of Borg, Pull my finger
I am Ewmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwated, wabbit!
I am Excel of Borg. You will see your finances being assimilated in 3D
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am FLUFF
I am Feminist of Borg. Male resistance is futile!
I am Ferengi of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Ferret of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated
I am Flatulence of Borg!  Pull my finger!
I am Flatulous of Borg...Pull my finger
I am Flatulus of BORG, pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg, Hear me roar!
I am Flatulus of Borg, Prepare to be asphyxiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, You shall be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  You will be asphixiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer. ... I am Flatulus of Borg.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg. You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will pull my finger. Resistance is futile.
I am Flatulus of Borg:  Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to suffer.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg: You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flinstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Fluff Of The Mountain!
I am Foghorn of Borg.  Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Foghorn of Borg. Prepare--I say Prepare to be assimilated, son!
I am Fonzie of Borg. Your Cool will be assimilated
I am Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1."
I am Forest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg. Resistance is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg.  Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Frank Sinatra of Borg. You will be assimilated my way.
I am Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
I am Frau Blucher
I am Frazier of Borg. My GOD! I've been assimilated!
I am Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
I am Fred Rogers of Borg, It's..a..beautiful day in the Collective
I am Fred of Borg, YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Fred of PCBorg.  You will be assimilated
I am Freddie Mercury of Borg. We Will We Will assimilate you
I am French, sir, not Swiss. Data to Clemens
I am French.  Why do you think I have this /outrageous/ accent?
I am Freud of Borg. What does this cube remind you of?
I am Frodo of Borg: Your cakes and ale will be assimilated.
I am Frog Of Borg: You Will Be Crunched!
I am Fudd of Borg!  Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!
I am Fudd of Borg, Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is wusewess.  Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated &lt;hehehehe&gt;.
I am Fudd of Borg. Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace
I am Fudd of Borg. Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess, huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesitance is futile
I am Fudd of Borg:  Be vewy quiet.  I'm assimiwatin'wabbits.
I am Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess.  huh huh huh hut!"
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is fewtile.
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is wusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of the BORG! Pwepare to be assimiwated!
I am Fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
I am Fundie of Borg, you will be assimilated. Because God said so!
I am Fundie of Borg: You must believe to be an assimilated again Borg.
I am Futon of Borg, You will be assimilated then become a couch
I am G'Kar of Borg. I like my new eye
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
I am GOD in here!
I am GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
I am GRAPHCAT of Borg--Your Clipart will be assimilated
I am Gadget of Borg. Go-go Gadget assimilation!
I am Gaia's Son, may She be honoured by all Her children!
I am Galagher of Borg,  your WaterMelon will be assimilated.
I am Galagher of Borg..Your watermellon will be assimilated
I am Galron of Borg:  Honor is Irrelevant
I am Galron of Borg:  Lursa & B'Etor are Irrelevant
I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME. - Gandalf
I am Gardener of Borg, Resistance is fertile
I am Gardener of Borg. Prepare to be Cultivated!
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified.
I am Garfield of Borg - Furballs are irrelevant..&lt;HACK&gt;..
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..&lt;HACK&gt;.
I am Garfield of Borg -Your Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garfield of Borg, Lasagna is irrelevent
I am Garfield of Borg.  Got any lasagna I can assimilate?
I am Garfield of Borg.  Hairballs are irrelevent...&lt;HACK&gt;
I am Garfield of Borg. Assimilation -- big fat hairy deal.
I am Garfield of Borg. Furballs are irrelevant. &lt;HACK&gt;
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant.. - HACK -
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant..&lt;HACK&gt;..
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant &lt;HACK&gt;...
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant ... May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelivant
I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garth of Borg. Resistance is usel...whoa! Babes!
I am Gary Caplan of Borg, Prepare to be... oooh, taglines!
I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg, We will assimilate you in 1994.  No, '
I am Gates of Borg.    Merger is inevitable.
I am Gates of Borg.  Prepare to be as%^&%%$ [GPF]
I am Gates of Borg. Assimilation early beta in 4th qtr '9
I am Gates of Borg. Merger is inevitable
I am Gates of Borg. OEMs will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be delayed
I am Gates of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg. Your harddrive will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg...OS/2 users will be assimilated
I am Geordi of Borg.  I still can't get any women.
I am George Bush of Borg. Read my lips, No New Assimilations!
I am George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMULAT
I am George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be sampled.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to turn this mutha out!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Geraldo of Borg, Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg: The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Gillian Taylforth of Borg: Resistance is Mrmphglgl!!
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. Intelligence is irrelevant
I am Gilligan of Borg. Prepare to be .... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant. Escape from island futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. What now Skipper?
I am Gilligan of Borg. Your coconut cream pies will be assimilated
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape Hello all!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gingrich of Borg. Your health care system will be assimilated
I am Ginsu of Borg.  You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but Wait, theres MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg.You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginzu of Borg, You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Gollum of Borg.  Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss.
I am Gollum of Borg. Bagginses will be assimilated, my precioussss
I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss?
I am Gomer of Borg - Gollleee...prepare to be assimi.... SHAZAM!
I am Gomer of Borg!  Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated.
I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
I am Goro of Borg.  My looks are irrelevent.  Arm wrestling is futile.
I am Goro of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Your head is irrelevent.
I am Goro of Borg. My looks are irrelevant. Arm wrestling is futile
I am Goro of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your head is irrelevant
I am Grammy of Borg. And the assimilation goes to
I am Gray.  I stand between the candle and the star
I am Greaseman of Borg, Prepare to be shpeckled!
I am Grey.  I stand between the candle and the star - Delenn.
I am Groucho of Borg.  Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg.  That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated.
I am Guccione of Borg: Olivia will be assimilated.
I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
I am Gul Evek. - Gul Evek
I am Gumby dammit, G*U*M*B*Y.
I am Gumby of Borg, dammit!
I am Gump of Borg,your life will be no longer like a box of chocolates
I am Gushi of Borg. Mouthwash is irrelevant. Your nose will be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating!
I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)
I am HOMER of BORG.  Prepare to be...  OOOOhhh  Do-Nuts
I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be - OOOOOOh, donuts!
I am HOMER of BORG. You will be assim...OOOH, DOUGHNUTS!
I am HOPELESS of Borg, I come to assimilate your TAGLINES
I am Hacker of Borg.  Your taglines will be assimilated.
I am Hagunnenon of Borg... never mind, I'm a sofa now!
I am Hamlet of Borg! Prepare to be, or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare To Suffer Slings and Arrows
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg...You are to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg, Prepare to be...or not to be
I am Hammer of Borg.  Too legit to assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
I am Han Solo of Borg- I've got a bad feeling about this assimiliation
I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Haskell of Borg, You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver
I am Haskell of Borg. You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver
I am He Who Dances With Wolves, Eats With Bears, and Mates With Sheep.
I am Hefner of Borg.  All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant
I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg, You might be assimilated
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg. All other opinions are irrelevant
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg: Your freedom of writing will be assimilated!
I am Helmut Kohl of Borg: You will be reunited!
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg:  Are you... assimilated?
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are youassimilated?
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
I am Henny Youngman of Borg, And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'
I am Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate My Wife, Please!
I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please!
I am Herman of Borg, Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter
I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg, Choice is irrelevant
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore.
I am Hjrad.  What shall I call your corpse?
I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers
I am Holmes of Borg, You shall be humiliated
I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelervant
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be ass.. Ohh, Dohnuts!!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be assim-Oo, donuts!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg.  Prepare to be ass....  oooh, donuts!)
I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..MMMM doughnuts
I am Homer Simpson of Borg: You will be assim OOOOOOOHHHH Donuts.
I am Homer from Borg. Prepare to.... Ooohh, donuts!!
I am Homer of BORG..Prepare to be...OHHHHHHHH...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be... OOO!!! Donuts!!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg!  You will be assim.... oooooh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be .......Oooooooo doughnuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assimila.. Ohhh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is ..... MMmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts!!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH!  DOUGHNUTS!!
I am Homer of Borg, You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ... ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be   Mmmmmm.  Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assimOoh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.... oooh, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...oooh, a donut!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be.....oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  ... OOOH DONUTS.  You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assi.....Ooooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim-...OOH Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..   oohhh  Donut
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...  OOH!  DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..ooooh donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be askg...assig...DOH!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will beOoh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Oo! Chocolate! You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... mmm ... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughn
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be .oooooohh, doughnut
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asi...OOOHH, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--  Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim---oooooo  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... uuuu Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.... OOOHHH, doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ummmm...donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepared to be.... Ooooh, d-o-n-u-t-s... Ahhhhhhh
I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is .... Oooooh dohnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fu-- mmmmm... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is... ooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You shall be assim... ooooooh DONUT!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assiOooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimil....OOOOOOOH! DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimila--...oooooooh, Jelly Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimilated. You will be...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooooOOoooooOOOOO! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will... OOOH! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. prepare to beoooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg... Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts... ___
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assimi...mmmmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be...OHHHH, donuts
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS
I am Homer of Borg.prepare to be....OOooo Doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be .... oooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You will be &lt;oohhh, doughnuts!&gt;
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg: prepare to be ..ooooo porkchops
I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borgs so5 will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg! Prepare to be...OOOoooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance if fu oooo, doughnuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg.  Prepare to be Ooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of the Borg.  You will be assim...oh, donuts
I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim.... Hmm... Donuts
I am Homer of the Borg: Prepare to be.. Oooh.  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer the Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer, of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH
I am Homey of Borg and I don't do no assimilatin' s**t
I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that!
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will be FAKkeq
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will get laid
I am Hopelessly Lost - by Wareham I. Now
I am Huey Lewis of Borg - It's hip to be square!
I am Huey Lewis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Cubicle!
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant!
I am Hugh as you are Hugh as he is Hugh as we are all together
I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine.
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend.  He can watch
I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. I want Troi
I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of the Cybermen, It is better the second time around
I am Hugh.  Resistance is virtually futile
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
I am IRS agent of Borg. Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irelevent.
I am IRS of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation
I am IRS of Borg: Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
I am Iago of Borg. You'll be assim... oooh, a WAR MANUAL!
I am Ian Malcolm of Borg. Resisting chaos is futile
I am Ianigo Montoya.  Are you the one who paged my father?
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant.
I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation
I am Imelda of Borg, You will be bought and assimilated in my closet
I am Imelda of Borg.  You will be bought and assimilated
I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
I am Immortal!  I have inside me blood of kings!
I am Ingnio Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die
I am Ingyo Montoya! You killed my father! prepare to die.
I am Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
I am Inspector Gadget of Borg.  Go, go, gadget assimilation!
I am Iron Man!
I am Ivanova of Borg: One of these days... ASSIMILATION!
I am Jabba of Borg, You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp)
I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jack Butler of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
I am Jadzia of Borg - No Julian I will _not_ assililate you!
I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
I am Jagger of Borg, I can't get no assimilation
I am James Brown of Borg, OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, bebanna manna peeopo assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg: OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James T. Borg. No, wait a minute, wasn't that Kirk?
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. See, I didn't die after all!
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. Your !!!!! will be assimilated
I am Jamie McCrimmon, of the clan...oh.  Sorry Doctor
I am Janet Reno of Borg, You will be incinerated
I am Janeway of Borg, I will assimilate with the *deadliest* of force!
I am Janeway of Borg. We will assimilate you with the deadliest force.
I am Janeway of Borg. You will call me "Ma'am."
I am Jax of Borg. Your opinions are irrelevant!
I am Jay Leno of Borg: Kevin's love life is irrelevant.
I am Jeff ... And I will help you
I am Jeff Smith of Borg. Resistance is frugal!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
I am Jehovah of Borg.  I will witness assimilation!
I am Jehovah's Witness of Borg. Prepare to be annoyed
I am Jem'Hadar of Borg, Shields are irrelevant
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg, Verily, I say unto thee, Before Abraham was, I AM
I am Jesus of Borg.  Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg. Happy are those who are assimilated
I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father.
I am Jesus of Borg. You will be ONE with the Father
I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Jim Bowen of Borg. Lets see what you could  have assimilated
I am Jimmy Swaggart of Borg. Prepare to go to a motel in New Orleans
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
I am John Bobbitt of Borg.  Genitalia is irrelevant
I am John F Kennedy of Borg. You will be assasinated
I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch!
I am John Wimber of Borg.  Let the ASSIMILATION come!!!
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I am Johnstone of Borg, You shall be netmailed
I am Jones of Borg.  Coaching skill is irrelevant
I am Jordan of Borg, Gravity is irrelevant
I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
I am Joshua of Borg. You will be assi... Whoa! STARDOCK!
I am Joycelen Elders of Borg, Assimilation should be taught in school
I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service!
I am Judge Anderson of Borg. I sense you are about to be assimilated
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be Iso-Cubed
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. You will be Iso-Cubed. Resistance is futile.
I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg - I can't get no assimilation either.
I am Julian of Borg: But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
I am Justified, I am Purified, I am Sanctified. (My Tagline, that is.)
I am KAT of Borg: Resistance is useless you will feed me
I am KTLA!
I am Kahn of Borg.  From hells heart I assimilate thee
I am Kai Winn's love child!
I am Kammerer of Borg. You will be assim...whoa, CEYLAD!
I am Kano of Borg. I have become one with the Borg. Blocking is futile
I am Karl Marx of Borg.  Workers of the world, assimilate!
I am Keating of Borg. Okay you scumbags, prepare to be assimilated!
I am Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we had to have
I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I oh, you know what I mean
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (What's that word Daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Ken of Borg. Attack me if you dare, I will assimilate you!
I am Ken of Borg. Get up!! It's too early for you to be assimilated!
I am Kender of Borg. They just FELL into my collective!
I am Kennedy of Borg. You will be inseminated
I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side.
I am Kermit of Borg.  It's not easy being assimilated
I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula
I am Kes of Borg. You look like you haven't been assimilated.
I am Kevorkian of Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Khabal Ghoul of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will grow stronger
I am Khan of Borg, From hell's heart I assimilate thee
I am Kiki of Borg.  Resistance is... Oooh!  Shiny things!
I am King Arthur Of Borg. Resistance is Feudal
I am Kira of Borg - Now that's a scary thought
I am Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg.  That's a scary thought!!
I am Kira of Borg. Now there's a terrifying thought...
I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that?
I am Kira of Borg: Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg: Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
I am Kirk of Borg,  YOU!  WILL!  BE!  Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg.  You... Will... Be... Assimilated... KAAAAAAHHHN!
I am Kirk of Borg. Prepare....to....be.......assimilated
I am Kirk of Borg...Wait! This is the wrong generation!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I am Kirok!
I am Kittycat of Borg. We will assimilate your dangly things
I am Kojak of Borg:  Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Koloth.  That is how. - Koloth to Odo
I am Koloth.  That is how. -- Koloth
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be ass-immolated
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Koresh of Borg. Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg. We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg: Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg: We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be immolated!
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be incinerated.
I am Kosh of Borg.  You have always been assimilated
I am Kosh of Borg: Assimilation has already begun; pebbles are futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Hair spray is irrelevant
I am Kramer of Borg. Locking your door is futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Your refrigerator contents will be assimilated
I am Kryten of Borg.  Your laundry will be washed before assimilation
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate
I am Kube of Borg, You will be AGGHHH!  No ulcers allowed!
I am LAPD of Borg, You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am LARRY of BORG.  And this is my brother Darryl and my
I am Lacutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
I am Lancelot from Borg. Resistance is feudal
I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao.
I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist.
I am Lao-tze of Borg, Be like water. Water does not resist
I am Largo, the maker of a new world; now HAND IT OVER--Largo, BGC#6
I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
I am Larry of Borg ...this is my brother Darryl and this my other
I am Larry of Borg, I assimilated my brother Darryl etc
I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated!
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms
I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. &lt;BURP&gt;!
I am Legalus of Borg. Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant
I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
I am Leghorn of Borg, Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
I am Leia of Borg.  I'd rather assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leia of Borg. What!?  I would just as soon assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leisure Suit Larry of Borg, You will be inseminated
I am Lennier of Borg. I will follow Delenn of Borg wherever she assimilates
I am Lennon of Borg, Imagine there's no assimilation
I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I am Letterman of Borg, Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
I am Letterman of Borg.  Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok now... &lt;hah!&gt; Prepare to be anightalated
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg; prepare to be anightalated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Liefeld of Borg.  Anatomy is irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg.  You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. All democrats will be assimalated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Hey listen... I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I don't assimilate, I complain.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If U say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated.
I am Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Lister of Borg. Your Vindaloo will be assimilated
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
I am Liu Kang of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevent.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg, Resistance is futile
I am Locutus from Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
I am Locutus of Amiga.  Your OS WILL BE EMULATED
I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant...&lt;BLAM&gt;
I am Locutus of Borg - O'Brien two to assimilate
I am Locutus of Borg!  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg! The color of your Poupon is irrelevant
I am Locutus of Borg, I have come for your daughter
I am Locutus of Borg, This tagline was assimilated
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg.  This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea !
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. Pontiac is irrelevant. Assimilate a Porsche!
I am Locutus of Borg. This Tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. You will assimilate a Pontiac
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: The color of your Poupon is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of RCA. Your VCR will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Remington.I liked it so much I assimilated the company
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus... of Borg - Picard/Locutus
I am Londo of Borg: At good old days, we assimilated all of this quadrant
I am Loqutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Loqutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - A Penie is irrelevant
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All men shall be circumssimalated.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I am Lorena of Borg. There's no way to prepare for this.
I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAAAAHHHHHAH!
I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!!
I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this
I am Lurker of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man!
I am M.Bison of Borg. Anyone who opposes me will be assimilated!!
I am MAN........Pull My Finger........Thank you
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated
I am MODERATOR of Borg:off topic msgs are futile,you will be moderated
I am MORE than clever. - Richard Heppell
I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
I am Macek of Borg: Prepare to be re-dubbed
I am Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
I am Macintosh of Borg, Compatibility is Futile!
I am Macintosh of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may all ready be assimilated
I am Madden of Borg, BOOM-WAP! You're assimilated, right along here!
I am Madden of Borg.  BOOM!  WAP!  You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg: &gt;WHAP!&lt; You're assimilated!
I am Madonna of BORG! Justify my assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
I am Madonna of Borg, Justify &lt;pantpant&gt; my &lt;pantpant&gt; assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg, resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg,justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.  Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. You will surr.... oooh nice buns!
I am Madonna of Borg:  Justify my assimilation!  ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me
I am MaeWest of Borg.   Come up and assimilate me sometime, big boy
I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
I am Magneto of Borg. Your adamantuum will be assimilated
I am Magoo of Borg, You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Marcus of Borg. Resistance is most unfriendly
I am Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
I am Marge of Borg. Bart! Don't assimilate your sister!
I am Marshall Presnell of Borg. Gravis Support is irrelevant.
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime In the Ice Machine is Irrelevant!
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg. Health inspections are irrelevant
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg: Slime will be assimilated!
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess what kind of weapons we have.  Go on, guess
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess which weapon I have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am Marvin the Paranoid android.  Oh Gawd I'm so depressed I can't
I am Mary the Trillslayer of Borg - Assimilate this, slug..&lt;blam&gt;
I am MarytheTrillslayer of Borg - Surrender, or you're slug chow
I am Master of Kung-fu, To-fu and Sna-fu.
I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
I am Mattress Mac Of Borg: Assimilation really will Save You Money!
I am Max Headroom of Borg. You will be assim-sim-similated!
I am Maxis' new product, SimUser
I am Maxwell Smart of Borg.  Missed assimilation by that much!
I am McBorg....would you like fries with your assimilation?
I am McCartney of Borg. Assimilate and let die
I am McCoy of Bo...Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McCoy of Borg, Damn it Locutus! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg.  He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damm it locutus!  I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, you will be assimilated.
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it lactose! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Jim, you will be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, Not An Assimilator
I am McCoy of Borg: Damn it! I'm a doctor not a cybernetic organism!
I am McCoy of...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McDonalds of Borg, Over 10 Billion Assimilated!
I am McFly of Borg, Your taglines have been assimilated
I am McGlaughlin of Borg. WRONG!
I am McMahon of BORG You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg.  Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg.  You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg. Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated
I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated.
I am Melvin of Borg! Ooo! Molly! You will be assimilated first!!!
I am Michael Jackson of Borg. Small boys will be semenated
I am Michael Jackson of Borg:  Ch'mon!  Let's assimilate!
I am Michael of Borg, Prepare to be moderated
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg.  Small boys will be semenated.
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg. Boys prepare to be assimilated
I am Microsoft of Borg - Speed is irrelevant.
I am Microsoft of Borg.  The superiority of other products is irrelevant
I am Microsoftus of Borg, You shall be slowed
I am Microsoftus of Borg. Prepare to be slowed down.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You will be slowed down.
I am Mike of Borg. John Windsor will be assimilated.
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Minmay of Borg.  You will be irritated
I am Minmei of Borg.  You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg. Maturity is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. Talent is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg: To be assimilated must be the sweetest
I am Miracle Max of Borg: Resistance? I liked your first story better.
I am Miss Borgfield!  Gentlemen, start your assimilating!
I am Moderator Borg. Your Topic Is Irrelevant
I am Moderator of Borg, Resistance is futile.You will obey
I am Moderator of Borg, Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
I am Moderator of Borg.  That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg.  Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant!
I am Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself,
I am Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant
I am Moe of Borg.  Come 'ere porcupine.  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg.  See that?  &lt;SLAP-BONK&gt;  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knucklehe
I am Moe of Borg.  Spread out!  &lt;SLAP&gt;  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Hey, Porcupine. Didn't I say resistance is futile
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numb skull!
I am Moe of Borg. See that? &lt;BONK!&gt; There...you've been assimilated
I am Moe of Borg. See that? &lt;SLAP-BONK&gt; Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! &lt;SLAP&gt; Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. That assimilation ain't free you know
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg: Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
I am Monika of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Montana Max of Borg:  Prepare your money to be assimilated.
I am Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
I am Monty Burns of Borg:  Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
I am Monty Hall of Borg. You will choose a door
I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Monty_Hall of Borg, No deals. Choose assimilation number three!
I am Moonie of Borg. You will be... Ooh, Sailor Moon is on!!
I am Moosh. Moosh of the mountain
I am Mork of Borg.  Your Nanoo-Nanoos are futile!
I am Mork of Borg...Prepare to be Nanoo'ed
I am Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Morn of Borg. You shall &lt;BUUUURRRRPPPP&gt;...Pardon me!
I am Moron of Borg...prepare to assimilate me!
I am Moses of Borg!  Let the collective go!
I am Moskowitz of Borg. Prepare to vote for funny farm favorite.
I am Mr Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate them all!
I am Mr T. of Borg; ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mr. Blonde of Borg: Police hostages are "ear relevant."
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say "assimilate" boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say `assimilate'? I knew you could
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilate, boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg, Welcome to Assimilation Island
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg.  Welcome to Assimilatio
I am Mr. T of Borg, I pity da fool that resists me!
I am Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
I am MrT of Borg, and ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mufasa of Borg; You are to be assimilated in the Circle of Life.
I am Mulder of Borg, believing is irrelevant
I am Mulder of Borg. The Truth shall be assimilated.
I am Mulder of Borg; You can't hide the assimilation forever!
I am Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
I am Murphy of Borg, Anything that can be assimilated will be
I am NOT A NUMBER! I AM A TEXT STRING!
I am NOT Paranoid!  And WHY are you always watching me?
I am NOT Paranoid. Now get away from me!
I am NOT RELIGIOUS, I love the LORD!
I am NOT Santa Claus! Scott Calvin
I am NOT Schizophrenic - and neither am I.
I am NOT a Borg, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
I am NOT a MERRY MAN!  --- Lt. Worf
I am NOT a NUMBER!  I am a DEMOGRAPHIC!
I am NOT a Sysop, I am a *TAGLINE ADDICT* posting Sysop Taglines!
I am NOT a compleat idiot... several parts are missing
I am NOT a complete slut! I'm just 'user friendly'
I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie.
I am NOT a criminal - R. Nixon
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I am NOT a fool.   I may *act* like one
I am NOT a fraidy-cat, Tom wimppurred.
I am NOT a gay necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Earnest
I am NOT a homonecrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, Tom said in dead earnest
I am NOT a loser.........I'm just victory challenged
I am NOT a merry man. - Worf
I am NOT a number! I am 73020,171!
I am NOT a nut
I am NOT a recipe THIEF. I am a recipe CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a slob!  I'm hygenically challenged
I am NOT a tagline THIEF. I am a tagline CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a tagline thief! I *always* eat dinner at my computer desk
I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite... nibble, really
I am NOT addicted.  I just use the Modem
I am NOT an herbivore!  I just like vegetables. -- Shiana
I am NOT and animal!  NOT!
I am NOT anti-social.  I'm socio-phobic, thank you!
I am NOT antisocial.  I'm just not real friendly.
I am NOT burned out,   just singed
I am NOT conceited 闡 I just can't stand mortals
I am NOT conceited.  I just don't know Netmail
I am NOT dead!  I'm just metabolically challenged
I am NOT dead! I'm just having a post-life crisis
I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
I am NOT full of hot air
I am NOT full of hot air, Tom belched.
I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
I am NOT illiterate. I know who my parents are
I am NOT immortal. At least, I don't think so. Hercules
I am NOT in denial!
I am NOT lost.  I'm just locationally disadvantaged.
I am NOT lost...I wanted to see that corner six times.
I am NOT lost; the map is broken!
I am NOT nice, I am *NOT* sweet, and I am NOT a person either
I am NOT off topic!  I demand to talk to th@#$%&^** NO CARRIER
I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto.
I am NOT overreacting!  I'm a teen-ager! - Katie Kaboom
I am NOT paranoid!  And why are you watching me?
I am NOT picking my nose!.... I'm POINTING to my Brain!
I am NOT practicing ... I'm an accomplished heterosexual!
I am NOT practicing...I'm an accomplished gay!
I am NOT schizo! Yes I amNo I'm notYES I am!Uh Uh.
I am NOT stubborn.  I am merely correct.
I am NOT wearing the dress this time. - Peter Puppy
I am NOT your cheese steak - Mike
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
I am NSA of Borg. Your public key will be assimilated.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated Existence is futile
I am NT the Borg ... Your hard disk will be Assimilated!
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Neelix of Borg! Um, I was wondering, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Neelix of Borg.  Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
I am Neelix of Borg. Your bathtubs will be assimilated.
I am Neil Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated
I am Neil Peart of Borg.  Prepare to be syncopated.
I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant.
I am Neville Chamberlain of Borg. I have in my hand, an assimilation
I am Newt of Borg: children are irrelevant
I am Niels of Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
I am Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
I am Nixon of Borg.  Watergate is Irrelevant!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am Novartza of Borg. Assistance is fertile. You will be simulated
I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Number Five of Borg, Prepare to be disassembled!
I am Nurse of Borg. Shall we be assimilated today?
I am O.J. of Borg.  Prepare to be incriminated.
I am O.J. of Borg...a trial is irrelevant.
I am OJ Simpson of Borg, Evidence is irrelevant
I am OLX of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated
I am ONE whipped kitten! - Crow
I am ORAC of Borg, Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am OS/2 of Borg, your Disk Space will be assimilated!
I am OS/2 of Borg.  DOS will be assimilated.
I am OS/2 of Borg. Your disk space will be assimulated.
I am Obi Wan of Borg, Killing me is futile
I am Odie of Borg, *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
I am Odo of Borg, No, now I'm a Cylon.  No, now I'm a
I am Odo of Borg.  Shape is irrelevant
I am Odo of Borg. Hey, How do you assimilate a Bucket of Slime?
I am Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant.
I am Odo of Borg: No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is V/I
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is useless (if &gt; 1 Ohm)
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is voltage divided by current.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is...  pretty nice,  actually.
I am Ohm of Borg. I observed your resistance as... clearly relevant
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V / I [Ohm]
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is Volts assimilating Amps
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg; resistance is voltage/current.
I am Ohm, of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
I am Okuda of Borg : Sponsoring is irrelevant (tagline made on a Mac II)
I am Oliver North of Borg, I have no recollection of Assimilation.
I am Opie of Borg, Can we similate 'em now, Pa? Can we, huh, can we?
I am Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lose Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg. You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. Your lunches will be assimilated
I am Oprah of Borg...Why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
I am Oprah of Borg: So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: You Will Lost Weight!
I am Orville of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am Orville. I suppose you want the office.
I am Otto of Borg. Assimilation is KEWL!!!!!!!!!!
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Pre'ah--Pre'ah--Pre'ah-aw, just give up
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-P-Porky of B-Borg. Prepare to b-b-b-be assim-sim-ilated.
I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-p-p-porky of B-b-b-b-borg!  P-p-prepare to b-be
I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t
I am P.T. Barnum of Borg. There's one assimililated every minute
I am PB of Borg, I have assimilated your inferior reader
I am PC of Borg.... (A)bort (R)etry (B)e Assimilated
I am PCTOOLS of Borg. Escort us to Disk Sector 001.
I am PENTIUM of BORG. Division is futile. You will be Approximated
I am Pabst of Borg, You shall be inebriated
I am Pac-Man of Borg, You will turn blue
I am Pac-Man of Borg. You will be dot-similated.
I am Pakled of Borg. We look for things to assimilate
I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things.
I am Pascal 7 Borg: OBJs are irrelevant, they will be assimilated into T
I am Past Robertson of Borg.  The truth is irrelevant.
I am Pat Robertson of Borg:  You will be baptized into the collective.
I am Pat Sajak of Borg, RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have
I am Paul Simon of Borg, Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair?
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation is the bottom line for everyone.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I am a Borg, I am an Island.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call me Hugh.
I am Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
I am Paul_Simon of Borg. There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have.
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Wanna watch me assimilate myself?
I am Peg of Borg, Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pentium of BORG!  Division if futile!  It WILL be approximated!
I am Pentium of Borg - Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg Division is futile
I am Pentium of Borg, division is futile! You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Resistance is Intel.  You will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Math is irrelevant. Prepare to be approximated
I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg... you will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg...division is Futile...you will be Approximated
I am Pentium of Borgyou will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of the Borg, Division is Futile you will approxiamated
I am Pentium of the Borg.  You will be approximated
I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Perot of Borg, I will.....uh, oh forget it
I am Perot of Borg, now here's the deal
I am Perot of Borg.  Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg.  Now here's the deal.  You will be as
I am Perot of Borg.  Your Money Will Be Assimilated!
I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg. Here's the deal. First, you'll be assimilated
I am Perot of Borg. It's your collective, you're the owners.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg. Now right here's a chart on your assimilation
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is futile. No it isn't
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? ... Now that's just sad, really sad
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg. Wait a minute, I already own most of Sector 001.
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Perot of Borg. You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Perot of Borg: Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad !
I am Perot of Borg: You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Peshek of Borg and I am _NOT_ the Assimilation Goddess!
I am Pesto of Borg, Squint will be assimilated
I am Peter Popoff of Borg. Prepare to reach God at 37.15 megahertz.
I am Pharaoh of Borg, YWHY is irrelevant
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so
I am Picard of Borg. Tucking your shirt in is futile.
I am Pierre of Borg. You will be assim.. Ooooh, AVOIDS!
I am Piglet of Borg.  If I weren't so small, resistance would be futile
I am Piglet of Borg. But Pooh, I want to be assimilated!
I am Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would.
I am Pike of Borg, Beep beep
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
I am Pinky of Borg.  Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. Narf!
I am Pinky of Borg. What d'you want to assimilate t'nite, Brain?
I am Pinky of the Borg. Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
I am Poochy- Woof, woof! - Poochy
I am Pooh of Borg, We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg.  All bother is futile, your hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg.  Bother is irrelevant.  Honey will be absorbed.
I am Pooh of Borg.  We're feeling elevenish.  Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg. All bother is futile, hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg. Bothering is irrelavent.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg: All bother is futile, honey will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little Hunny today
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg:I think I'll assimilate a little something today
I am Pop-eye of the borg, you will be askimiligrated
I am Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
I am Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
I am Popeil of Borg.  You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Popeil of Borg. You shall be Pocket Fished.
I am Popeye of Borg -- Prepare to be askimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg, resiskance is frutile, you will be askimilrated!
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimigilated
I am Popeye of Borg.  Spinach is Irrelevant
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated!
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated...ak ak ak ak ak
I am Popeye of Borg:  "You shall be what I yam."
I am Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You shall be what you shall be.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askgimilgated.
I am Popeye of the Borg.  Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye, a Borg.  Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky Borg. Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
I am Porky Pig of Borg You will be assimi-assimi-assimi - aw heck, we're gonna get you
I am Porky Pig of Borg, prepare to be asi..asim..assimm..to be a robot
I am Porky Pig of Borg.  Prepare to be assimi..asisim
I am Porky Pig of Borg. You wil be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated.
I am Porky Pig of Borg: You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant!
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over
I am Porky Pig of the Borg, you will be assim...assimu...assimml..as
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-  eaten all up!
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-assimi-
I am Porky of Borg
I am Porky of Borg, Pbpbbprebprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg, You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important
I am Porky of Borg, You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it
I am Porky of Borg.  P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p.  Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg.  Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm ta
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...assim....a robot!
I am Porky of Borg. You are irrele-irrele-irrele--ah, not important
I am Porky of Borg. You will be Assim.. im.. iml.. aw, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-sim, become one of us
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...I'm takin' over!
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare tbedebe-bdb-bdb--lose it
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg: You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg: You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am Porky of Borg; p-p-prepare to b-b-be asssim  assim assi
I am Potash of Borg. Your filk will be assimilated.
I am Poultry in Motion! - The Red Rooster
I am Prince Albert of Borg...Hold on...I'm in the can!
I am Pro Choice, as long as it's before conception
I am Procrastitron! I will destroy you! Well, when I get
I am Procrastitron.  I will destroy you, eventually.
I am Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
I am Professor John Frink of Borg. With my new death ray, I can assimilate almost everything!
I am Pythagoras of Borg, Distance is irrelevant
I am Q of Borg   - SNAP -   - FLASH -   You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg  &lt;SNAP&gt; &lt;FLASH&gt;  You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg.   You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg.  I'm bored
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg. You are not worthy of assimilation.
I am Q of Borg: I'm bored.
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Q...and you have absolutely no idea how screwed up this is. -Q
I am Quark of Borg - Prepare your latinum to be assimilated.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg.  Profit is irrele.. is irr.. -No! I can't say it.
I am Quark of Borg.  Resistance could be profitable
I am Quark of Borg.  Your latinum will be assimliated
I am Quark of Borg: Profit is, is... No! I cant say it!
I am Quark. Slayer of Klingons.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Intelligence is irrelevent.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is Irevelant
I am Quayle of Borg. Intelligence is Irrelevant
I am Quayle of Borg. Yu will bee assimillatede
I am Quayle of Borg...resistance is fewtile
I am Quayle of Borg.Your potatoes will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.
I am Queeg. * Holly
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh
I am Rabbit of Borg. No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone
I am Ralph of Borgs.  Duaaahhh, youse will bes assimilated.
I am Rambo of Borg, Yo! Assimilate 'dis! &lt;BANG!&gt; &lt;BANG!&gt; &lt;BANG!&gt;
I am Rambo of Borg.  *BWHAM*  *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
I am Rambo of Borg.  Yo! Assimilate 'dis! &lt;BANG!&gt; &lt;BANG!&gt;
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! &lt;BANG&gt; &lt;BANG&gt; &lt;BANG&gt;
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! &lt;BANG&gt; &lt;BANG&gt;
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind and anti-reason
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg
I am Ranma of Borg - Add cold water to assimilate
I am Ray Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Filk is off-topic.
I am Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby
I am Rayden of Borg.  My electric bill is irrelivant.
I am Rayden of Borg.  You mortals will be assimilated!
I am Rayden of Borg. My electric bill is irrelevant
I am Reagan from Borg...I don't recall assimilating anyone?!
I am Reagan of Bor...uh...Prepare...uh...Nancy is irellev...uh
I am Reagan of Borg, I don't remember assimilating you
I am Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh.. er.. I can't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh Nancy, I don't recall that
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be...uh...umm...I don't recall
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be..um..er..I forgot.
I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Redundant, of Borg. Irrelevancy is Irrelevant
I am Ren of Borg, and I'll assimilate you bloated sacks!
I am Ren of Borg, prepare to be assEEEmilated, man!
I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg.  Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg. You irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Reno of Borg - Prepare to be incinerated
I am Reno of Borg:  Give up your rights, resistance is futile.
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
I am Reptile of Borg.  You will become one with the floor.
I am Republican of Borg, The middle class will be assimilated
I am Rhett of Borg: Frankly I don't give a damn who you assimilate.
I am Rhino, hear me roar!
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move IT!
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... uh, can we try that again?
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... wait, can we try that again? -R.Ryan
I am Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
I am Riker of Borg - Prepare to be leaned on
I am Riker of Borg.  Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Riker of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  My quarters a
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
I am Riker of Borg:  Your women will be assimilated&lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
I am Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated &lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Rimmer of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Smeghead!
I am Rimmer of Borg. You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
I am Rita of Borg.  You will tolerate my singing, or be assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
I am Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant.
I am Robin of Borg, Holy futility, Borgman! We're assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg. Holy futility, Batman... We've been assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
I am Robocop of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Rocket-Launcher of Borg: Kowabunga, Dudes!
I am Rockne of BORG! Assimilate one for the Gipper!
I am Rockne of Borg. Go out there and assimilate one for the Gipper
I am Rocky of Borg.  Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated
I am Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilated
I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.
I am Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Rolling of Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be uh, I don't re
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I forget
I am Ronald Reagan...of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall
I am Ronald Regan of Borg You will ... you ... What was I saying?
I am Ronny McBorg. Over 6 billion assimilated. Taste is irrelevant.
I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
I am Rooney of Borg, Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Rooney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
I am Root of Unix. Resistance is futile
I am Ros Kelly of Borg. Prepare to be wiped clean - then assimilated
I am Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
I am Rubick of Borg:  So you like my ship design?
I am Rudolph of Borg: Fog is irrelevant
I am Rush LimBorg.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg.  That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democratism is futile
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democrats will be assimilated
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg... scary thought, huh?
I am Rush of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached
I am Rush of Borg, Responsibility and Tact are Irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg. Assimilation on loan from God
I am Rush of Borg. I will TELL you how to be assimilated!
I am Rush of Borg. Prepare to be Ass Emulated
I am Rush of Borg. Telling the truth is irrelevant
I am Rush of Lim-Borg. Liberalism is futile.
I am Rush of LimBORG.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBorg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
I am Rush of Limborg.  Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Ryan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Ryoga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I am Ryu of Borg: The pronunciation of my name is irrelevant.
I am S&M of Borg!  Resistance is fun
I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
I am SLMR of Borg, Your tagline has been assimilated!
I am SOOOOO Heterosexual! - Tom as geeky guy
I am SUNDER! I am here to hurt you! -- Sunder
I am SYSOP of Borg. Fill in questionaire for assimilation
I am Saddam of Borg.  This is the mother of all assimilations!
I am Sagan of Borg, We've assimilated BILLions and BILLions
I am Sailor @F, champion of... Why are you laughing?
I am Sailor Binford, and in the name of... OWW!  MY THUMB!
I am Sailor Bison. Anyone who opposes me will be punished!
I am Sailor Kefka! I will punish you with the Light of Judgment!
I am Sailor Locke. Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll punish you!!
I am Sailor Mog, kupo!! I will punish you-po!
I am Sailor Ryoga... If I can find you, I'll punish you!
I am Sailor Terra. I'll punish you, as soon as I find out who I am
I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE
I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_.
I am Sajak of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R-sist-nc- -s f-til-
I am Sajak of Borg. RES_T_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R__I_T_NC_ I_ FU_IL_
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE!
I am Sajak of Borg;  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Salemi of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways
I am Sally Jessie Raphael: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Sally Jessy of Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers
I am Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Salvator Dali of Borg : War kisses umbrela
I am Sam Beckett of Borg - I assimilated you 15 years ago
I am Sam of Borg. The past is irrelevant, going home is futile
I am Sam, Sam I am. Do you like more megs of ram?
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham?
I am Samantha of Borg, - wiggle nose - . You're assimilated!
I am Samantha of Borg. &lt;wiggle nose&gt;. You're assimilated!
I am Sammy of Borg: Damage is futile.  You will be healed
I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
I am Santini, the Great Santini
I am Sartre of Borg, Existence precedes assimilation
I am Satan of Borg!  To Hell with assimilation!  You're gonna burn!
I am Scar of Borg; Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
I am Scar of Borg; Pride Rock will be assimilated.
I am Scarlett of Borg. Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Schultz of Borg. I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg, Prepare to stay here. I'll be back
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg; Get ready for a big surprise!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg - Reware ree roo arrimirated Raggy!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy &lt;he-he-he-he&gt;!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Come here and get assimilated!
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Death is irrelevent.
I am Scorpion of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Scott of Borg, Resistance dinna matter
I am Scotty of Borg. Locutus,they can't assimilate much more of this!
I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile.
I am Scrooge McDuck of the Clan McDuck. There can be only 1!
I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant!
I am Scully of Borg, but I STILL don't believe in Aliens.
I am Scully of Borg; can you *prove* the assimilation?
I am Seanette of Borg. Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Seigler of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seinfeld of Borg. D'jah ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not if there is anything with that
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
I am Seinfeld of Borg. So hey, what's this big deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. What's the deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg... Yadda Yadda Yadda... You will be assimilated
I am Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: What's the deal with resistance?
I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
I am Senile of Borg, Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Senility of Borg. Prepare to-who am I and who the hell are you?
I am Seska of Kazon-Bunny_Yeager.  Would you like some soup?
I am Seven of Nine, and your wolf whistles are futile AND irrelevant.
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Shaggy of Borg, You shall be groovy
I am Shakespear of Borg preppare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespear of the Borg, thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg - Prepare to be... or not to be
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Preparest thou to be thusly assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be... that is
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare tp be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg...Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant
I am Shakespeare of Borg; prepare to be or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Bork. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shakespeare of the Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespere of Borg, Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shang Tsung of Borg.  My age is irrelevent.
I am Shang Tsung of Borg. My age is irrelevant. My identity is irrelevant
I am Sharon Stone of Borg, Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shenzi of Borg; Simba and Nala will be assimilated.
I am Sheridan of Borg ... and you will be assimilated straight to HELL!
I am Sheridan of Borg, comparisons are really stupid!
I am Shirley Manson of Borg: I only assimilate when it raaaaaains...
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile the last time too...
I am Shiva. I have become death.
I am Sick of Borg....taglines that have been assimilated.
I am Siegler of Borg: You will be assimilated,resistance is off topic.
I am Simba of Borg; my kingly responsibilities are irrevelant.
I am Simmons of Borg. You'll be ass-imilated, honey. Move your tush!
I am Simpson of Borg: Assimilate my shorts.
I am Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg.
I am Sinclair of Borg: I can't remember to be assimilated
I am Sir Fool of It!
I am Sirtis of the Dominion. NO VIDEO TAPING!
I am Sisko of Borg, Now I have an excuse for no emotions
I am Sisko of Borg: acting is irrelevant
I am Skase of Borg. Extradition is futile
I am Skippy of Borg, prepare to be nkt nkt, Nod Nod, Shake Shake
I am Skywalker of Borg, So, Ben, what do I do now ?
I am Slappy of Borg, Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg.  Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.
I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating.
I am Sly Stone of Borg: Thank You (Falettinme Assimilate Mice Elf Again)
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smokey The Borg. Only YOU can prevent futility
I am Smokey the Bear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smokey the Borg.  Only you can be assimilated
I am SmokeyBear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smorgas of Borg! Prepare to be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas of Borg.  Prepare to be stuffed till your eyes pop out!
I am Smorgas of Borg.  You will be marinated.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinaded.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Sauce is irrelevant. You will be marinated
I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas-Borg:  Starving is futile.
I am Smorgus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be marinated
I am Snake of Borg. Oh no... Assimilators
I am Socrates of Borg.  You shall be
I am Solipsist of Borg. Existence is futile
I am Solo of Borg, and I've got a bad feeling about this
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me &lt;grin&gt;.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
I am Sonic of Borg, speed is irrelevant!
I am Sonya of Borg. Being female is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated
I am Soran of Borg. You will escort me to the Nexus!
I am Speculum of Borg, prepare to be probed
I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
I am Spike Lee of Borg, If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic appears to dictate that I assimilate you
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg.  Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. You will be fascinated
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance...fascinating, maybe, illogical, yes!
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating
I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spock, a dealer in Kevas and Trillium
I am Spockutis of Borg, Resistance is illogical
I am Sponge of Borg. Your Available Downloads will be assimulated
I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
I am Stacy Haiduk.....look into my eyes...  (.) (.)
I am Starchild, Up with the Crow and Down with the Wolves.
I am Starship Security, I stand between certain death and a commercial!
I am Stephen King of Borg, You will be assimilated in a horrific way
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated into my next novel.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You'll be assimilated in most horrific way.
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated--no, assimilated--uh
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er
I am Stern of Borg. Resistance is futile. Take off your top
I am Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to ours
I am Stimpy of Borg.  Happiness is irrelevant.  Joy is ir
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! Joy, joy, joy!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated.
I am Stimpy of Borg: Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stoned of Borg!  Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I am Stripper of Borg.  Clothing is Irrelevant!
I am Sub-Zero of Borg.  Body heat is irrelevent.  Prepare to be frozen
I am Sully of Borg, and I STILL don't believe in aliens!
I am Superconductor of Borg. Resistance is futile
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation and the Borg way.
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation, Relevance and the Borg
I am Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one
I am Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
I am Surgeon General of Borg. Assimilation can be hazardous to your health
I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy. Borg borg borg!
I am Swaggart of Borg.  You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated.  HALLELUJAH!!!
I am Swaggart of Borg. You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated !!
I am Swan of Borg, You shall be disassembled
I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
I am Sybil of Borg, and so am I, so am I, so am
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself, then all those others!
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am Sylvester of Borg.  Prepare to be athhhhimilated.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore
I am Sysop of Borg.  Phone bills are irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am T'chun, master of Shinanju
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney has been --CHOMP!-- assimilated. &lt;burp&gt;
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
I am T-Rex of Borg. Irrelevant Barney has been--&lt;BURP!&gt; assimilated
I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will b
I am THAT kinda girl!
I am THE King! I am Bowser. - Bowser
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim. - Monty Python
I am TLX 3.0 of Borg, Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Taco of Borg: Running is futile-Border is irrelevant
I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
I am Tagline of Borg, You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Go ahead!  Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg. Prepare to assimilate me.
I am Tagline of Borg. You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline-Thief of Borg:  You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER"
I am Talia of Borg. Well, at least I used to be
I am Tandy of Borg, You will be assimilated Realistically.
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
I am Tate of Borg. You will be assim... Ooooh! PORTS!
I am Taz of Borg - RRRHHRRR  UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Taz of Borg!  RRHHRR  UURRRGGHH  PPPHHZZZT!
I am Taz of Borg.  RRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!!!!!
I am Taz of Borg. You'll be blablabla-yakity-schmackity-blablabla'd!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!
I am Tazz of Borg.  I know this guy, Joey Numbers, likes to assimilate people...
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Team OS/2 Borg. Watch me assimilate Windows users!
I am Ted Turner of Borg, You will be colorized!
I am Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
I am Telek Ramor
I am Terminator of Borg.  Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg:  Termination is NOT Irrelevant
I am Terminator of Borg: Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terry Smith of Borg - prepare to be - ooOOoo - fur art!
I am Terry Venebles of Borg. Jimmy Hill is irrelevant
I am Texan of Borg, y'all's Fixin' to be 'simmilated!
I am That, you are That, all this is That.
I am The Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me.
I am The Doctor, whether you like it or not.  - Sixth Doctor
I am The Mad Bomber what bombs at Midnight!
I am The Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated
I am The Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..&lt;blam&gt;!
I am Thief of Borg...Taglines will be assimilated!
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
I am Thomas of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!
I am Threepio of Borg.  And it's all your fault R2!
I am Thylvessster of Borg. Prepare to be athim--athim--athimmilated!
I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated.
I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated
I am Tick of Borg. Resistance is... Oooh! Shiny things!
I am Tick of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things
I am Tigger of Borg! Hoo Hoo Hoo...Assimilatin's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg.  Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg. A Tigger can assimilate anything!
I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg:  A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg:  ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tim Allen of Borg, Prepare to be Re-wired
I am Tim Allen of Borg. &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt;
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Al is futile
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Assimulation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Binford shall be assimilated
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  More power is irrelevant
I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need... MORE ASSIMILATION! ARR! ARR!
I am Timon of Borg; Hakuna Matata is irrelevant
I am Timov of Borg. LonDO! Come out from under that bed and be assimilated
I am Tipper of Borg, You will be [censored]imilated!
I am Tippin's of Borg.  Pie resistance is futile
I am Tired of Borg.  Go away and stop assimilating.
I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before assimilation?
I am Token Blonde of Borg. Resistance is... um
I am Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
I am Tom of Borg. Harry, let's go assimilate those twins!
I am Too Long a Soldier. My destiny is clear.
I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Trebek of Borg, For $200, it starts with R and is futile
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, The category is irrelevant
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with R and is futile.
I am Trelane of Borg.  I don't wanna stop assimilating!
I am Trellane of Borg, I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna
I am Trellane of Borg. NO! I don't wanna stop assimilating, I don't!
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I am Troi of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg, Your Chocolate will be assimilated
I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. We need to show MORE skin!
I am Troi of Borg. We needed more ways to show more skin
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg..hey! Quit staring at my chest!
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assim==============================================================================
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assimilate you?
I am Trojan of Borg, Assimilation is safe sex
I am Trojan of Borg. Have no fear, we engage in 'Safe-Assimilation!'
I am Trojan of Borg:  McAfee is irrelevant
I am Tron of Borg, Prepare to be de-rezzed!
I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
I am Tuvok of Borg.  Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
I am Tuvok of Borg. I will read while assimilating you.
I am Tuvok of Borg. Neekix most assuredly will not be assimilated
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg, I tawt I assimilated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  Puddy Tats are irrelevant.
I am Tweety of Borg. Aw, the poor puddy-tat..he dot all assimiwated!
I am Tweety of Borg. Awwhhhh, the poor poody cat got assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I taut I assimilated a puddy tat.
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt &lt;pant&gt; I attimilated &lt;pant&gt; a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
I am Tweety of Borg:  I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! I did!
I am Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg.  Barney is irrelevant.
I am Uhura of Borg.  Assimilation frequencies open, sir
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies have been established
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uncle Sam of Borg: Your insurance will be assimilated
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatability will be assimulated.
I am Urkel of Borg! Darling apple of my eye, wanna assimilate moi!?
I am Urkel of Borg, did *I* assimilate that?
I am V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
I am VR of Borg, You will be simulated!
I am Vader of Borg, Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg. I must assmimilate the emperor. He has forseen this
I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Trust me, Luke, your assimilation lies within me!
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg: The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it
I am Vader of the Borg... I have assimilated THEM!!
I am Vampire Bats of Borg: Squeek! Squeek! (flap flap) nibble nibble
I am Veg-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced
I am Verstaendigus of Borg. Resistance is useless
I am Victor Borg. Pianos are irrelevant
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Victor of Borg. And vit dat, you vil be assimilated &lt;fssss-pt!&gt;
I am Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos
I am Victor of Borge.  Prepare to be entertained.
I am Victor of Borge.  Resistance is futile-ppphhht
I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined.
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
I am Vir of Borg...and one day I will be the Borg Emperor
I am Virtual Reality from Borg, prepare to be asimulated.
I am Virus of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated.
I am Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
I am Virus of borg. Your computer will be assimulated.
I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resist and I will read poetry.
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am WARP of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated
I am WHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharoah is irrelevant
I am WIN95 of Borg! Reliability is Futile! Prepare to be Crashed!
I am Wakko of Borg - Are you gonna assimilate that?
I am Wakko of Borg, your food will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg.  Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg.  Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg.  You will be... WOW, look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. After my Potty Emergency, you will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg. Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg. Resistance is fut.....OOOH! Look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be....WOW, look at all that food!!
I am Wakko of the Borg. You will be....OOOH Food!!
I am Wal-Mart of Borg.  Customers Wishes are Irrelevant.
I am Walt Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be animated
I am Warp 13 of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Wayne Campbell of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated... NOT
I am Wayne of Borg (yeah right). You will be assimilated... ... NOT!
I am Wayne of Borg, You will be assimilated.  NOT!
I am Wesley Crusher of Borg. I assimilate in an obnoxious way
I am Wesley of Borg and even THEY don't like me
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!
I am Wesley of Borg... Hey!  THEY don't even like me!!
I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
I am White Knight of Borg: Black spells are futile
I am Whitis of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! CORBOMITE!
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimalation, it's the right thing to do
I am William T Riker, Captain Of The USS Lolipop.
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Wimpy of Borg.  I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today
I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
I am Windows 95 of Borg. Reliability is Futile. Prepare to be Crashed
I am Windows 95 of Borg. You will be ... *crash*
I am Windows 95 of Borg:  You will be slowed down.
I am Windows of Borg - Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile.
I am Windows of Borg. Reliability is futile
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated.
I am Windoze of Borg, Your disk space will be assimilated
I am Winn of Borg, It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated
I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated.
I am Witness of Borg. Have you found assimilation?
I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh
I am Woman.  I am Invincible.  I am Tired. Where are my chips?
I am WonderBread, the Anti-Crust. Bow down and worship me
I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid
I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I am Worf of Borg.  Resistance is *without* honor
I am Worf, of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated... Sir
I am Wowbagger of Borg, The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am YWHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharaoh is irrelevant
I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is:  It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is moral #4:It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated.
I am Yakko of Borg:Today's moral is irrelevant.
I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yoda of Borg, Irrelevant the Force is
I am Yoda of Borg.  Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum!
I am Yoda of Borg.  Asimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, we will
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated will you be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
I am Yoda of Borg:  Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg:  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, I will.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of borg. Assimilated, you will be, Hmm?
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite of Borg.  When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean
I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant.
I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zathras of Borg...much apologizings for assimilations
I am Zed of Borg. The Power Rangers must be assimilated.
I am Zerogee of Borg.  Air resistance is futile
I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated.
I am Ziggy of Borg. You have a 95.4% chance of being assimilated
I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation.
I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
I am Zorro of Borg, Prepare to be Assimilated, Alcalde
I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be azzimilated, Alcalde &lt;zip-zip-zip&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa Gabor of Borg, You will be assimilated Dahhhling
I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. You will be assimilated dahling
I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
I am ZsaZsa of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling!
I am [1/3,000,000 of] the NRA!
I am [name] of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am __&lt;your name here&gt;__ of Borg.  Prepare to be _&lt;whatever here&gt;_!
I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________.
I am _not_ submissive!   Am I? - Dax 2
I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
I am a BBSaholic
I am a BBSaholic ...
I am a Baudaholic
I am a Blargg, Gargantua Blargg. - G. Blargg
I am a Bodine Fan. - Ken Slater
I am a Borg, hear me crunch.  I am a giant froggie's lunch. � Python
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to our evangelism is futile
I am a Catholic computer.  If I crash, please call a priest.
I am a Conservative - Hillary Rodham Clinton
I am a Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! assimilate!
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Frenchman - Data
I am a God!  Worship me!  I'm taking applications now
I am a Great Disturbance in the Force...
I am a Hollywood writer, so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain
I am a Jedi, like my father before me
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. - Luke Skywalker
I am a Jello's God!" cried Yawheh, quivering with rage
I am a Keeper, and responsible only to my own conscience
I am a Klingon warrior! Women and children first mean nothing to me.
I am a Klingon, I do NOT whistle while I work
I am a Klingon, I have PMS, and I am a MODERATOR, so STAY ON TOPIC!
I am a Klingon, sir.  I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!
I am a Lady of a member of the Knights Templar.
I am a Libra. Libras don"t believe in astrology. -- Al Hibbs
I am a Master of the Universe!- Magister Mundi sum!
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion. - George Bernard Shaw
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am a Moderator's Tagline slave.
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot. -- WILLIAM W. WOOLLCOTT
I am a Pro-Life Ex-Fetus
I am a Ronald Reagan, Carl Sagan, San Diegan pagan
I am a Shadow.  I stand between the light... and the wall
I am a UFO abducted baby..... so beware my powers!
I am a Vulcan, Mrs. Renn. - Tuvok
I am a Vulcan. There is no pain. - Spock
I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and women who observe and
I am a Zen Nudist: naked in my own mind
I am a `Body Snatcher' then I hang them on a tree!
I am a bagel, living among the donuts.
I am a being of a higher power, Tom exponentiated.
I am a big man (yes i am) and i have a big gun
I am a big man, yes I am, and I've got a big gun.
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up
I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book
I am a child of the world!...but a Yankee by birth! :).
I am a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot. -The Doctor
I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me
I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
I am a computer.  As such I never have or will make a mistake or error
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator
I am a confused tigger!!!
I am a confused tigger!!! - Christy
I am a convicted felon... - H. DelToro
I am a cool banana, not a chicken!
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
I am a cynic. In case of emergency, I TOLD YOU SO!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know! - Don Horton
I am a deeply superficial person.
I am a diadic dualist. There's two of every evil
I am a digital person. I prefer digital displays on almost everything.
I am a dirty old man, but for you I'll wash.
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - Doc Zimmerman
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - The Doctor
I am a doctor, not a voyeur. --Holodeck Doctor
I am a doctor...not a decorator.
I am a dragon.  You are not a dragon.  Any questions?
I am a dragon. Thou art not. Hast thou any questions?
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
I am a dysfunctional husband of a BBS widow
I am a fetus with 26 years development!
I am a figment of a computer's imagination
I am a figment of my own imagination
I am a figment of my sysop's imagination.
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
I am a full time student, I don't have time to learn!
I am a generic tagline.  Fill in your own humor :)
I am a great admirer of horse scents
I am a great believer in luck - the harder I work, the more I have of it
I am a horse gelder by trade, and I need the practice
I am a human speed bump on the Information Superhighway!
I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut
I am a jelly doughnut.  - John F. Kennedy
I am a keeper of secrets. I know far too many things that I don't.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I am a licensed cleavage examiner, prepare for inspection
I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear.
I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk
I am a man, nothing human is alien to me.
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.        Terrence
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
I am a member of AlcoHaulics Anonymous!
I am a member of the Praise-the-Lord-and-get-your-knickers-off Church
I am a mental tourist,  my mind wanders.
I am a mere dabbler compared to some of the wizards in here.
I am a militant agnostic.  I don't know, and neither do you!
I am a misanthrope. What the hell's YOUR problem?
I am a moderator. I CAN RIP YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR BODY.
I am a nature lovin', healing, caring, poly-pantheonic person
I am a naughty person, therefore I must be punished
I am a new creation in Christ!!!  - 2 Cor 5:17
I am a nice PERSON, but I am NOT a doormat. -Judith Bandsma
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
I am a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.
I am a part of all I have read. - John Kieran
I am a part of all that I have experienced.
I am a part of the Lady and Lord, so I am never apart from them
I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils.
I am a pathological liar. Wrangle that one in your shower
I am a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence
I am a person of color: My color is Tan!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am a person of many moods... and all of them want some chocolate.
I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis. - Real live resume statement
I am a professional - please don't try this at home
I am a professional. Do not try this at home.
I am a proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
I am a proud carrier of Blue Wave Fever. Don't Wanna Cure Either.
I am a proud carrier of the Blue Wave Fever.
I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you. -NIN
I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. - Real live resume statement
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces
I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers.
I am a right maid for my cowardice. -- Shakespeare
I am a schizophrenic, and so am I
I am a scientist!  I do not think; I observe!
I am a sex object.  I say "Sex?" and my girlfriend objects.
I am a sex object. I mention sex, he objects!
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
I am a shameless agitator.
I am a short term emergency suppliment to the medical team.
I am a shrubber.  My name is Roger the Shrubber
I am a soldier in the army of man.
I am a specialist trivioligist, not a general trivioligist.
I am a study of a man in CHAOS in search of FRENZY
I am a superhero!- The Tick
I am a tagline and I'm okay
I am a tagline virus. Go ahead and steal me.
I am a telephone worshipper
I am a thinking person. I think I'll have a Scotch
I am a thoroughly unimaginative and unrepentant tagline thief
I am a thousand times more evil than thou!
I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
I am a vampire.  Please wash your neck.
I am a victim victimizing other victims with verbal victimization
I am a virus... therefore I live
I am a warrior, not a interior decorator! -- Worf
I am a wierd person in a normal Chaotic world
I am a working woman... where would I be without caffeine?
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.
I am about to develop an attitude.
I am about to disown this line due to the variations
I am about to lose control
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. - Last words of Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian
I am above mere material things and, HEY YOU DINGED MY CAR!
I am absolutely Borged to tears. --Locutus
I am acrimonious!! - Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated  & love it!
I am afraid I must disagree with you
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters -- Data
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. --Dana Scully.
I am afraid. I am afraid of the truth. --Dana Scully
I am afraid. I am afraid to believe. - Dana Scully
I am aligning toward the light
I am all the things you think, but I'm more. - The Stand
I am alone, there is no god where I am
I am also programed for conversational English!
I am also quite blind.   闡Spock
I am altering the deal.  Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
I am always exact and precise ( more or less ).
I am always exact and precise, sort of.
I am always glad to see my taglines reused by others.  :{&gt;
I am always in trouble but it's so much fun
I am always more or less exact and precise
I am always more or less precise.
I am always ready to learn, but I don't always like being taught.
I am always right.  Except when I'm left, or bluffing
I am always right.  Reality however is frequently incorrect.
I am always right. Reality however is occasionally incorrect
I am always willing to learn. I do not, however, always enjoy being taught. - Winston Churchill
I am amazed Charles Schumer's knuckles don't bleed when he walks.
I am amazed and know not what to say. * Shakespeare
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I am amused by your joke with the stupid punchline said Tom, chagrined.
I am an Alien in the cosmos
I am an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American!
I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anarchist.
I am an Atheist. Thank God!
I am an MD...a manic depressive.
I am an actor NOT a re-actor
I am an alcoholic in remission.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a Zima!
I am an aristocrat. I love liberty; I hate equality.	 John Randolph
I am an artist you philistine, not a babe! - Stonecutter
I am an artist. I paint what I see. Do you see that dragon over there?
I am an atheist still, thank God.  --Luis Bunuel
I am an atheist still.      ......Thank God!
I am an atheist, thank God!
I am an emergency medical supplement. - Doctor
I am an enchanter. There are some who call me Tim
I am an enchanter... some call me... Tim?
I am an equal opportunity philosopher.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an extra. I stand between the set and the camera... sort of
I am an individual with the right to a good life.
I am an infinite number of monkeys with Net access!
I am an informer, not a hypocrite!   Gene Lockhart
I am an intellectual   (I think)
I am an internaut and I'm okay, I surf all night and I sleep all day
I am an official OC Spray Beta Tester
I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else. -- Winston Churchill
I am an optimistic pessimist.
I am as God made me, and proud of it!
I am as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
I am as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I am as dead as the Nehru jacket.
I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that.
I am as poor as Job, but not so patient. - Shake.
I am as pure as the driven slush.
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess. - Fanny Burney
I am ashamed of the Gospel NOT
I am ashes where once I was fire.
I am assuming, of course, that the aliens know what "clockwise" means
I am at a loss for Taglines!
I am at one with my duality.
I am at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I am at two with nature.
I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen
I am attempting to fill a moment with non-relevant conversation. - Data
I am awake.  --Buddha
I am aware of proper search procedures, 194. Beta 5
I am back!
I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds -Oppenheimer
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds--Dr. Destroyer.
I am become Fluffy, destroyer of Curtains- Robert Oppenhiemer's Cat
I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines
I am become Warners - Devourer of Episodes
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
I am become death, the shatter of worlds. -- Oppenheimer
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
I am beginning to dislike KFC, I want my shine back, Bunny!!
I am beginning to see the appeal of this program -- Worf
I am being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
I am being punished by my error-correcting modem
I am better than my reputation.
I am bilingal, I speak computer and English
I am bilingual; I can talk to women as well as men!
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -RushII am built for comfort, not speed!
I am both of us & so are you.
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I am but a vehicle for my tie
I am but mad north-northwest. - Shakespeare
I am but tagline mad north-northwest. -- Tagspeare
I am calling from the Bermuda Tria{{{d~~{{{J~  NO CARRIER
I am capable of resisting all temptation. I just don't choose to.
I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your
I am certain it is all a plot to get me to drink more
I am clearly dealing with a professional!
I am coffee of Borg. Instant is futile. You will be percolated
I am committed, or should be
I am committed...or I should be
I am complete and total madness...I am fear
I am completely equipped. - Data.
I am completely sane..the VOICES tell me so
I am completely underwhelmed by your intelligence.
I am concerned about my brother, Crosus. Lore
I am conscious that my head is off.
I am constant as the Northern Star.  J.C. 3.1.60
I am constant as the nort star. -- General Chang ST:VI
I am content to remain Galadriel ..I shall go into the West
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
I am created FIDO, destroyer of posts. Who is this user that defies me
I am created Shiva, the Destroyer
I am crushing your head!  Crush!  Crush!  Crush!
I am curious, Do all Microsoft programmers do drugs?
I am curious, sir.  Who is the father? -- Barclay
I am curious, sir; who is the father? - Barklay to Data
I am curious. What is the entimology of that idium?              AGT
I am curious. What is the etimology of that idiom?
I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside?
I am dating myself... but I like the company
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
I am defending her honor, which is more than she ever did
I am delighted. - Spock
I am denial, guilt, and fear - NIN
I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA. - Data
I am detecting a temporal disturbance intercepting the table - Data
I am detecting traces of alien skin cells. Possible origin: alien skin
I am determined to get a muskie this year!  Mike Nelson
I am discrimnating. You are choosey. He's Ricky.
I am distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am drunk in my desire
I am dufus of Borg. Tell me about the rabbits, Number One
I am dying
I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde"s last words, sipping champagne
I am dying.
I am dyslexic of Borg.  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am dyslexic of brog. Resicante is fugitive
I am easily satisfied with the best. - W. Churchill
I am environmentally conscious but I draw the line at eating my lawn.
I am escaped by the skin of my teeth. - Job 19:20
I am ethical.  It is the stupidity that drives them nuts.
I am evil, I make the devil sign.
I am experiencing ni pagh. - Lt. Worf with deja vu
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end
I am f - orever searching high and low. - Queen
I am famous for knowing it well. - Neelix
I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me
I am fed up with Clinton - Retroactive to 1 January 93!
I am feeling much better since I lined my hat with tin foil.
I am female, hear me roar...... Burp!
I am feminazi, hear me bleat. I am fetus, hear me SCREAM.
I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!
I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool. -- Katharine Whitehorn
I am firm.  You are stubborn.  He is a pigheaded idiot.
I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. - C-3PO of Borg
I am free for I realize that only I am truly responsible for my own actions. - Professor Bernardo de la Paz, (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
I am free from all prejudices.  I hate every one equally
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C.Fields
I am free of prejudices.  I hate everyone equally.
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land. - Alanis Morissete
I am from Austria. We have no Kangaroos
I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space. - Kirk
I am from an island in the Pacific.
I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts!
I am full of tinier men! -The Living Doll
I am fully functional. - Data Lucky bastard. - Odo
I am functioning within established parameters.
I am gay.  How and why are idle questions.
I am going crazy, wanna come along?
I am going the way of all the earth. - Joshua 13:14
I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you.
I am going to be observing you, very closely. Lovok to Garak
I am going to die in my right mind. - Hawk (aka Harold Emery Lauder)
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder''n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks
I am going to have to use my right and take the 5th.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am going to post Tribble taglines until everyone's brain explodes.
I am going to replace it with something new:Word of God!
I am going to take a vow of silence about this whole conversation- L
I am going up, or out, in this business - never down.
I am gonna steal 'em all and try 'em out in "AUTORACE"
I am grandpa of Borg.  Nap time!  Resistance is futile.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
I am greatly taxed by the phrase "Read my lips."
I am gross and perverted, I'm obsesed and deranged
I am half German, half Italian, and half English [and rather large.]
I am halfway through Genesis, and quite appalled by the disgraceful behavior of all the characters involved, including God.  --J R Ackerley
I am happy to meet you clone.
I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am having an out of money experience.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all 2gethr
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.  -- John Lennon
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - Beatles
I am he as you are me and we are all together.
I am he who can dissolve the terror of being a man
I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! &lt;MB&gt;
I am here to assimilate your Bunn!   *Janeway of Borg*
I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum -- and I'm all out of bubble gum!
I am here to save your butts. - Bester
I am here.  Wish you were fine!
I am here. Here am I. Born to live. Live to die.
I am here. Wish you were fine!
I am hoarding yellow.  Curious. &lt;DeJohn&gt;
I am home!  The modem's on, isn't it?
I am home- my modem's on, isn't it?
I am honored by your affliction.
I am honored. - G'Kar
I am honored. --Londo
I am hopeless crazy about Troi...Make a great Country song.
I am human, so my ideas about God are human
I am human. I make mistakes. I do my best.
I am hungry. Therefore I am.  Garfield
I am hurteeng... - Dr. Renhoek-enstein
I am immortal ... so far!
I am immortal, I have inside me the blood of Kings.
I am immortal, at least 'til I die.
I am immortal.  I have inside me blood of kings...
I am immortal. Join me or die!
I am in TOTAL control,just don't tell my wife
I am in charge here but don't tell my cats
I am in considerable pain. - Brain
I am in earnest
I am in the prime of senility.
I am in total control, but don't tell anyone.
I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE. ___ Blue W
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
I am in total control, just don't tell my cat
I am incapable of forgetting - Data
I am indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?
I am innocent of these charges - B. Clinton
I am insane.... therefore I do not have to make sense.... ever
I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love. --Indigo Girls
I am intrigued by these beings and their strange rituals.  -Zor's log
I am just a loyal Group subservient.
I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. -- Yul Brynner, 1956
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I am just here for moral support. Ignore the gun
I am just now as well, as when you was here. - Alexander Pope
I am just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impaler
I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified inside you -- NIN
I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage
I am like a box of chocolates. Lick me. - Forrest Madonna
I am like a grain of sand on the beach, the one that irritates
I am like the wind ... untamable, yet annoying... -- Babs Bunny
I am living proof that god has a profound sense of humor!
I am living proof-God/dess has a profound sense of humor
I am logged in, therefore I am.
I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. - Londo
I am looking for a honest man. -- Diogenes the Cynic
I am looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
I am looking for a potion to make a penthouse pet
I am looking for an honest man -- Diogenes (325 BC)
I am looking forward to your response.
I am made from the dust of the stars, -RUSH
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in
I am man, I am okay!
I am married to my second wife, and first too
I am merely a hologram. - The Doctor
I am merely asking an honest question
I am merely responding to @F's nonsensical ramblings
I am merely responding to Orville Bullitt's nonsensical ramblings.
I am mighty... I have a glow you cannot see. - The TICK
I am morally superior to you because I am
I am more afraid of our mistakes than our enemies' designs.-Pericles
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.
I am more than a 熙蛦端竟摀, I am a real cyborg
I am more than content with the state of mine I am in
I am mouse.  Hear me click.
I am muscular distrophy - Mike as tough guy
I am my own Beginning, my own Ending. Guardian
I am needed in battle.                            - Konnu
I am neither childish or sensitive enough to be politically correct.
I am neither for, nor against, abivalence
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be Politically Correct.
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be politica
I am never lost, everybody tells me where to go!
I am never merry when I hear sweet music.
I am niether for nor against apathy.
I am no "senior citizen;" just a 62-year-old teenager!
I am no longer infected
I am no longer infected. � M. Python
I am no longer young enough to know everything
I am no steward, O King, and I mislike summonings. -- Dream
I am nobody's fool.  Least of all yours.  -- George Sanders
I am nobody, and nobody is perfect
I am nostalgia incarnate. I've destroyed entire generations. FEAR ME
I am not *HONEY*! - Janette
I am not *moody* now hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I am not Broke just Bent real bad!!!
I am not FISHING just DROWNING WORMS!
I am not HONEY! --Janette, A Fate Worse Than Death.
I am not HONEY!!- Janette
I am not Herbert.   闡Spock
I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! - Dictator to Yakko
I am not Picard. * Sisko
I am not Spock!  TV's Frank
I am not Spock!  Yes he is don't listen to him
I am not a "Senior Citizen" , but a TEENAGER with 51 years experience.
I am not a 32 year old woman
I am not a 32 year old woman - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simp./7F08
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simpson/7F08 [Nancy Cartwright is not
I am not a 32 year old woman � Bart on the blackboard
I am not a 32 year old woman. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a Conference Moderator!
I am not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down!!
I am not a Marxist. - Karl Marx
I am not a Number!  I am a free man!  Number 6
I am not a Shadowcat Clone
I am not a beach bum. I am a coastally-located American.
I am not a bigot!  *ALL* computers are too slow!
I am not a butt! I am a president!
I am not a committee! - Leia
I am not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I am not a complete idiot... several parts are missing!
I am not a crook!  B. Clinton
I am not a crook!  I'm a thief! (taglines, that is!)
I am not a crook, Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
I am not a crook.  My friends are. - Bill Clinton
I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon
I am not a crook. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I am not a crook; I am ethically challenged. --Nixon
I am not a dentist
I am not a dentist - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a dentist -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F24
I am not a dentist. - Bart's Board
I am not a dentist. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a dictator.  I just have a grumpy face
I am not a duck!  Wait a second
I am not a fish.  Either is Lee Iacocca.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck
I am not a housewife, I am a Domestic Goddess!
I am not a human being!  I am an animal!  Er...  wait
I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait
I am not a human... I am a cat highway
I am not a human... I am a cat highway... and bed... and slave
I am not a lawyer but I have a friend who is.
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a liar, er, lawyer
I am not a liar, said the liar
I am not a lovable man. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a man, I am a free number!
I am not a member of any club. because I would not be a member of a club that accepts people like me as its members!!! (Groucho Marx)
I am not a member of any organized party-- I'm a Democrat. --Will Rogers
I am not a minority.  I am an outnumbered majority
I am not a modem addict.  I can quit anytime.  Well almost
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
I am not a myth. -Marlene Dietrich
I am not a number!  I am a free man!
I am not a number!  I am a free man! -- Prisoner 9430
I am not a number! I am a free NaN!
I am not a number, I am a free man! - Number Six
I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.
I am not a number...I am a pentium!
I am not a number...but I am a cat door.
I am not a packrat.  All my things are on shelves, not in packs.
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though
I am not a pet!  -Soun Tendo
I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.
I am not a rumor monger.  I am simply passing on what I have heard.
I am not a rumormonger, I am just passing on what I heard
I am not a senior citizen. I'm an aging reprobate.
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part
I am not a tagline.
I am not a teacher but an awakener. - Robert Frost
I am not a thug.  I am not a fanatic.  I am a vitamin supplement to justice
I am not a trained killer.  I LEAD trained killers
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.  -- A. Whitney Brown
I am not a woman of loose morals!!!!!!!! - Ayeka
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. -- William Allen White
I am not afraid of tomorrow; I have seen yesterday and I love today. - White
I am not aging, I am marinating
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.&lt;Socrates&gt;
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken
I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal. 
I am not an animal!  I am not ... well, um, er, maybe I am
I am not an animal!  I am what I am, but not an animal.
I am not an animal! I am a human being! - Elephant Man
I am not an animal! I'm a reptile - Joel as Godzilla
I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.
I am not arguing with you - I am telling you. - James McNeill Whistler
I am not arguing with you! I am telling you! (James Whistler)
I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not arguing with you. I'm telling you the truth.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not arrogant. - Rush Limbaugh
I am not as dumb as you look
I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not bald,  I am hirsutely challenged
I am not being unreasonable.
I am not bound to please thee with my answers... (Shakespeare)
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not corrupt ... I'm ethically challenged
I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance!
I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I not am crazy, not I am crazy
I am not creating a disturbance, merely improving one
I am not cynical, just experienced
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I am not deliciously saucy
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart's Board
I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F14
I am not deliciously saucy. -- Bart's Blackboard
I am not deliciously saucy. --Bart Simpson.
I am not devoid of humor. - Brain
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas A. Edison
I am not discriminatory, I hate everyone equally
I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer)
I am not dyslectic, thank dog.
I am not expendiable, I am not stupid, I am not going.
I am not familiar with this class of ship. Romulan
I am not for gun control.11-2-90..We passed the Brady law.6-30-95 -WJC
I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread.
I am not going to be humiliated by you..."--Scully to Mulder (Syzygy)
I am not going to touch this one with anything of any length! &lt;fr&gt;
I am not human... I'm cat furnature!
I am not illiterate!  My parents were married!
I am not infallible!   Omniscient, yes, but infallible?
I am not infallible.  I may be mistaken about that, too
I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
I am not inferior to Lore.    -Data
I am not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You've as old as you feel
I am not into denial... but if I was, I'd certainly never admit to it.
I am not irrational!! I am a teenager!!! - Katie Kaboom
I am not irrelevant.  -- Bill Clinton
I am not just going to abandon one of my officers. Sisko
I am not just lazy.  I am indolent and slothful
I am not lazy, I'm just motivationally challenged
I am not less perfect than Lore - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore! - Lore
I am not less perfect than Lore. - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore. I am not less perfect
I am not less perfect than Lore?  I am not less perfect than Lore?
I am not lexdysic
I am not like you! - Spock
I am not limited by my eyesight.  Don Juan DeMarco
I am not lost. I've just never been here before
I am not making this up.
I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger. -- Gloria Steinem
I am not now, nor ever have I ever been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
I am not one man when he's enlightened
I am not opinionated... I'm just always right
I am not overreacting!  I am a teenager! -- Katie Kaboom
I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot
I am not paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I am not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I am not part Ferengi.  Are you paying cash or credit for this answer?
I am not part of God's Little Oiled Machine. - Danny Elfman
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. - Dan Quayle
I am not perfect, just forgiven.
I am not pished. - Lister
I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband!
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum.  The Tick
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
I am not responsible for the cleanliness of YOUR decks - Pak'ma'ra
I am not responsible for what I say while sleep-deprived.
I am not schitzophrenic (and neither am I)
I am not schizo! Yes I am! No I'm not! Are too! Am not!
I am not short.  I am vertically challenged.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. - Jules Renard
I am not single,  I am "Romantically Challenged"
I am not some figment of your imagination! - Kira
I am not stupid,  I am intellectually challenged
I am not sure I ever had a true belief. - Worf
I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it
I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it.  -- English Professor
I am not the Devil's Advocate... I am the Devil.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart's Board
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. --Bart Simpson.
I am not the sysadmin you are looking for... move along, move along
I am not the victim of the world I see.
I am not tired, I'm just REM challenged.
I am not too proud to steal your taglines for my messages
I am not what I am.
I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
I am not young enough to know everything
I am not young enough to know everything -- Oscar Wilde
I am not young enough to know everything any more.
I am not your enemy.  Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn
I am not your puppet anymore. - Data
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
I am not--repeat NOT anthropormorphic (now get your foot off my tail).
I am not... easy... to get along with. - Worf
I am now 68 centimeters shorter. --Holodoc
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
I am now in the hand of the Prophets. - The Sirah
I am now living in a P.M.S. free environment
I am now the King of Embarassing Pain
I am now willing to make mistakes as long as someone else is willing to learn from them
I am observed, therefore I am
I am of opinion that culture must be free, or at least cheap,for the benefit of the mankind. 
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely.
I am often mistaken for being absent. - Father Mulcahy
I am old!
I am on a big power trip and you are all going with me! - El Seed
I am on a great adventure. -- Harold Lauder
I am on a mission from God
I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days
I am on the 嫮eeding edge of 墈ta testing!�
I am one jelly doughnut! John F. Kennedy
I am one of the people your parents warned you about. - The Beast
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. - Dame Edith Sitwell
I am one spooky chick!  Mike Nelson
I am one spooky chick! - Mike
I am one with my duality
I am one with the universe - on a scale from one to ten
I am one, as you are three.
I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free.
I am only a simple clothing merchant. - Garak
I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain
I am ordered to please you. Drusilla
I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lies from my resume
I am part of all I have met. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I am perpetual now. Nomad
I am pilot error, I am fetal distress, I am the random chromosome
I am placing this tagline for adoption, ain't he cute.
I am politically incorrect and proud of it!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
I am powerless over pyromania! - Joel
I am practicing more cowboy diplomacy.......yeeee-harh! � Spock
I am prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I am prepared to stand corrected or augmented
I am preparing to beam down. - Sisko
I am preparing to toast a marshmelon. -- Spock
I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.  -- Data
I am programmed in multiple techniques - Data
I am programmed to investigate. Nomad
I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans. : Rush Limbaugh
I am proud of my STRAIGHT Mom!
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill
I am proud that I am an adult Scouter!
I am queer. How and why are idle questions
I am questioning the reliability of my uplinks with the backbone.
I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute. - Real live resume statement
I am quick to laugh at everything, so as not to have to cry. - De Beaumarchais
I am quite capable of civil conversations. -- Jack Butler
I am quite confident that no one will get killed. -proj mgr in big trouble
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. - John Brown's Last words
I am ready to meet my Maker - now whether my MAKER is prepared
I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
I am really an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am really enjoying not talking to you, so let"s not talk again real soon, OK?
I am recieving a number of distress signals.-Spock
I am redundancy of the Borg...Redundancy is
I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy. - Real live resume statement
I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy.
I am responsible only to God and history. - Francisco Franco
I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna f**k?
I am sanctified inside you
I am schizophrenic and so am I
I am seinfeld of borg.  Whats the deal with resistance?
I am sending the money. No kidding! I am!
I am sending this message just to see if you get it
I am sensing a powerful mind - Troi
I am serious - and stop calling me Shirley
I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley!
I am sexually straight, but not narrow minded!
I am sick and depraved - please feed me drugs and cookies
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am sick of seeing sic (sic).
I am sicking and entry-level position. - Real live resume statement
I am simply a human being, more or less
I am simply a program.--Robert Picardo
I am simply agog.  :)   - Tracey Hemenover
I am simply going my job. -- Garek
I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch
I am slowly licking your body all over
I am smitten...I am in deep smit
I am so broke.. I can't even pay attention
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. .- -Oscar Wilde   
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;)
I am so happy it frightens me.   William Holden
I am so impressed I could return my meal to the keyboard.
I am so mind-numbingly depressed  ($E1&O~ NO MERRIER!
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily.
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy
I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
I am so quick, I am even fast asleep.
I am so sick of Pooh taglines, I could just pooh
I am so smart I even make myself sick.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! -- Homer
I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke
I am socrates of Borg, you shall be.
I am solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.
I am sorry but what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'?
I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
I am sorry to be going with my luggage full
I am sorry, I have no vices for you to exploit. Tosk
I am sorry, Miss Annie. - Worf
I am sorry, but I can't think of a single thing to beat *that*
I am sorry, but I have no form of legal tender. Data
I am sorry; I did not mean to be offensive.
I am spending a year dead for tax purposes
I am still betting on the lion. -L. Long
I am still in � testing, wait until I am released
I am still not sure how this works. - J* The Wizard
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I am struck by the feather of your soft reply--Jim Morrison
I am stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
I am superior to anyone else you could hire. - Real live resume statement
I am sure he is in the fleet.  I would he had boarded me
I am sure your ancestors are always with you---George S. Patton
I am surely not cynical, worn out, or jaded!
I am surrounded by a BBSful of illogical humans
I am surrounded by idiots -Scar, The Lion King
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am swift...I am strong...and now I am SMART
I am sysop of Borg.. I run TBBS.. What you run is irrelevant
I am thankful @F possessed no means of locomotion
I am that, thou art that, all this is that.
I am the *Eggplant* Man
I am the @F that flaps in the night!
I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George.
I am the Alien of Borg - In space, no one can hear you assimilate
I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.-Gen.17:1
I am the Alpha and the Omega Says the Lord
I am the Anti-Bart! DO have a cow!
I am the Antichrist, it's what I was meant to be!
I am the Avatar, REALLY, put the sword down!
I am the Barney of Usenet, and I wuv you all!
I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob!
I am the Canardian Guardian!
I am the Canardian Guardian! - DarkWing Duck
I am the Captain of this vessel! - Picard
I am the Chrome Dinette. --Frank Zappa
I am the Dragon.  You are *NOT* the Dragon.  Any questions?
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!  There will be no survivors!
I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops.  Elizabeth Taylor
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus.  � Beatles
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...GOOGOOGAJOOB!
I am the Eyes of Vaal. Akuta
I am the Ferret King.
I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you warm toasted crumpets
I am the God of Hellfire and I said this    &gt;|-]=
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy-- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy... Muzzle it! - Troi
I am the Goo-Fish!  You are no match for me!  -MM Power Rangers
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis
I am the Great Cornholio!! I need T.P. for my bunghole!
I am the Iconoclast...but you may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg. (Run, Odo, run!!)
I am the Judge, the jury and the Hangman! (Dusty Rhodes)
I am the Keeper of the Cheese. You are the Lemon Merchant
I am the Key Master. - Sam
I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT
I am the LORD, that maketh wise men's knowledge foolishness. Isa 44:24
I am the Lizard Queen! - Crazed Lisa
I am the Lorax and I speak for the Trees! -- The Lorax
I am the Lorax.  I speak for the trees
I am the Lord of the Dance cried he And I live in you
I am the Lord, and there is none else.. - Isaiah 45:5
I am the Love that dare not speak its name. - Lord Douglas
I am the MASTER...You will obey me...You WILL obey ME!
I am the Master of my fate,I am the Captain of mt Soul!�
I am the Master, and you will obey me. You will rehire Colin Baker
I am the Master, you must obey me... the Master
I am the Moderator.  You are not the Moderator.  Any questions?
I am the Mother of all things, and they should wear a sweater
I am the Mountie! - The Mountie
I am the Mouth of Sauron
I am the Older Brother, Kurn!
I am the Orville Bullitt that flaps in the night!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I am the Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated.
I am the Pope of Borg.  You are irreverent.
I am the President...I am the President...I am
I am the Rabbi of Borg.  You must not assimulate!
I am the Rake, and this is...BucketHead. Die Fleidermouse
I am the Rake. This is...BUCKETHEAD. - Fladermaus and Urchin disguised
I am the Richman of Borg. The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the Skipper of Borg. Okay little buddy, go assimilate them!
I am the Swedish chef of Borg. Borg ! Borg ! Borg !... 𣗏 am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated
I am the Viper.  I come to Vipe the Vindows.
I am the Webmaster of Gozor. Are you the Gateway Keeper?
I am the angel-of-death, the time of purification is here.
I am the answer man!
I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world.
I am the beat of your pulse, the computer word made flesh.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. - DarkWing Duck
I am the boiling man. - The Crow
I am the boiling man...come to break the bones of your sins
I am the bornless one, The fallen angel watching you.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair - DarkWing Duck
I am the bullet in the gun - NIN
I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the check writer in the cash only line.
I am the check writer in the cash only line. - Darkwing Duck
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries.
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. - DarkWing Duck
I am the chosen one. - Liu Kang
I am the class expert on possession
I am the clipper that trims your hedges - DarkWing Duck
I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. - D. Duck
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the cold sore that stings your lips - DarkWing Duck
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. - DarkWing Duck
I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
I am the creature that goes bump in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the culmination of creation. - Calvin
I am the death bird--Jim Morrison
I am the debit in your credit line.
I am the debit in your credit line. - DarkWing Duck
I am the door. - John 10:9
I am the dragon.  You are not the dragon.  Any questions?
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. - DarkWing Duck
I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor - D. Duck
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo Goo G'Joob
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the tagline
I am the eggman.  I am the eggman.  I am the walrus!
I am the elder brother, Kern! - Worf
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.  How much dirt do you need?
I am the embodiment of modern medicine. - Holodoc
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.How much dirt do you need? -Doc
I am the emergency Medical Hologram Tagline.
I am the end of all your dreams - NIN
I am the evil that lurks in the night
I am the evil that lurks in the night - DarkWing Duck
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. - DarkWing Duck
I am the father, the father of nothing - MLWT Thrill Kill Kult
I am the female Bajoran Marquis of Borg. I haven't changed.
I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul
I am the flirt of RIME, says Laura Schrader.
I am the formless one. I come to save. You are the chosen ones.
I am the furthest minion of the Dark Tower. - Walter
I am the genius of myself, not you! - Pat Cooper, Jan. 1995
I am the ghost of Xmas past, Quark!
I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
I am the goddess of empathy. * Deanna
I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. - DarkWing Duck
I am the good that flutters in the day! - DarkWing Duck
I am the grade curve that gives you an F - DarkWing Duck
I am the grasshopper, I am the walrus, ku kuka chu
I am the great white tiger. -- Remo
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
I am the hairball that clogs your drain. - DarkWing Duck
I am the happiest when I eat won ton soup.
I am the hate you try to hide - NIN
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you. -NIN
I am the hero that quacks in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the high you can't sustain - NIN
I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot.
I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime! - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch that you cannot reach - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch you cannot reach!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the kind of woman your mother warned you about.
I am the king of accounts payable reconciliation. - Real live resume statement
I am the law! - Mako
I am the lie that you believe - NIN
I am the logic that annoys in the night - I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!!
I am the lover in your bed - NIN
I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the magic man. I'm the man who speaks for the latter age
I am the magical genius, Kamek. - Kamek
I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the King of the Dinosaurs! - Earl
I am the mirror who holds your reflection. You can't resist me, I am your infection. - Indecent Obsession
I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not.  (slight smile)
I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand
I am the morning DJ at W-O-L-D...        (H. Chapin)
I am the morning DJ at WWV, tired of doing clicks.
I am the most modest man in the whole wide world.
I am the most powerful man on earth.  I control the Power Ranger supply.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. - DW Duck
I am the nails that scrape the blackboard of your soul
I am the need in you for more
I am the need you have for more - NIN
I am the needle in your vein - NIN
I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the notebook. --Pablo Picasso
I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come...
I am the one you warned me of
I am the one, the only one.  I am the God of Kingdom Come!
I am the only real truty I know.&lt;Rhys&gt;
I am the original Red-Headed Stepchild
I am the paper cut that ruins your day - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop. - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while your shopping
I am the person my parents warned me about. - Bard
I am the person your mother warned you about. - DarkWing Duck
I am the person your parents warned you about.
I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DW Duck
I am the prayers of the naive - NIN
I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ring that lines your tub
I am the root of some evil.  Please send some money
I am the root of some evil...  send some money.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sex that you provide - NIN
I am the sex that you provide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the silencing machine - NIN
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. - DarkWing Duck
I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
I am the soap scum that lines your tub. - DarkWing Duck
I am the son of your father's killer.             - Salek
I am the special bulletin that interrupts your favorite show - DW
I am the spider that nips at your neck.
I am the spigot that drips in the night.
I am the spigot that drips in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. - DarkWing Duck
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sum of all evils! Loc-Nar
I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank
I am the supernova at the center of the universe. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the terror that flaps in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps into walls
I am the terror that flops in the night.
I am the terror that sits up late at night
I am the terror who conjugates verbs in the night.
I am the terror, that flaps in the night... - DarkWing Duck
I am the thin line between genius and insanity!
I am the toddler that naps in the night! ...Huh??? - Darkwing Duck
I am the truth from which you run - NIN
I am the truth you won't hear, keep it in the family
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the very model of a cartoon individual! - Yakko Warner
I am the very model of a modern Sadomasochist
I am the very model of a modern major general - Mike
I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral
I am the vision of the best I know
I am the voice inside your head - NIN
I am the voice inside your head ... and I control you. --NIN
I am the voice inside your head, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the walrus.  Goo-goo-ga-joob
I am the walrus.  You're not
I am the watchdog of freedom...  got a Milkbone handy?
I am the way and the truth and the life. John 14:6
I am the way of the future. 
I am the way: Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager
I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck (Bushroot)
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus - Darkwing Duck
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! - DarkWing
I am the woman who walks by myself, and all places are alike to me
I am the world's foremost authority on my opinion!
I am the worst-case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dreams.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am!  -Darkwing Duck
I am their leader, which way did they go?
I am thinking of something orange. Something ORANGE. It's an orange!
I am thinking that she is a virgin, or used to be
I am third Tellok Telarn of Borg. I was hoping to assimilate a Klingon
I am tired of reality.  I am going to read taglines.
I am tired of talk which comes to nothing. --Chief Joseph
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
I am too brain-dead to be left alone.
I am too damned old to feel this young.
I am too proud to ROTFL, so how about a HAHAHAHAAHAHA?
I am too sexy for the Borg - J.L. Picard
I am too sexy for the Borg. --Picard
I am torn between conflicting apathies
I am torn by conflicting apathies.
I am toxic.
I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes--Jim Morrison
I am trying "not to miss the boat".  Any suggestions?
I am trying to find myself.  Anyone seen me lately?
I am trying to get you a few... But I can't seem to
I am trying to save a world. Anan 7
I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so in Whining poetry. - John Donne
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne
I am two with nature. -- Woody Allen
I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read fast.
I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and
I am undone by my lusts.  I seek oblivion.
I am upset because I see a meaningless world.
I am using the Blue Wave thingy right now.
I am vengeance. I am t
I am vengeance. I am the knight. I AM BATMAN!
I am very attached to my parts -- Josie
I am very aware of that, but my main concern is the non-sysop deal.
I am very dangerous when I don't know what I'm doing
I am very flexible - I can put both feet in my mouth
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom
I am very happy for Commander La Forge. Worf
I am very self-confident.  Aren't I?
I am very sorry for my mistake.  I'll be more careful in the future.
I am violently ambivalent on this matter!
I am vulnerable only to myself
I am waiting as fast as I can ! I want patience, and I want it NOW !
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
I am way too tired to do this. Got any EchoCaffeine? - Anna Steven
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am wealthy in my taglines. Tagspeare
I am well aware of that Commander! - Kira
I am what I am - if only I could figure out what that is.
I am what I am and that's all that I am
I am what I am and that's all what I am.       - Popeye
I am what I am, Leila. - Spock
I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
I am what I am, and I'm hungry
I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses!
I am what I am.   And, that's not too bad, either.
I am what I am.  I am Q. - Amanda Rogers
I am what I am.  Odo is what you are.
I am what I am. -Popeye
I am what I am. But that's your problem
I am what you fear! I'm the truth - Anthrax
I am what you fear! I'm the truth, I don't keep it in the family
I am who I am, part-time.
I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Dr. Johnson
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
I am wiser because I have a bald head.
I am woman!  Hear me whine!  
I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!
I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar!
I am wondering, why are you here?                - Yoda
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. - Another tennant complaint
I am you and you are me and he is me and we are all together
I am your computer. I hereby declare that 2+2 equals 5
I am your density -- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
I am your density. - George McFly
I am your father Borg. Search your feelings you know it to be true
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
I am your father, Luke
I am your father. - Darth Vader
I am your freak, and you're mine
I am your god! * Lister
I am your god! --Lister.
I am your love slave he that cleareth the path of walk and breath
I am your mother, Luke!
I am your mother. -- Julianna Tainer
I am your new leader, the Ooooooooverload! - Brain
I am your slave from now until the moment you read this tagline
I am your worst nightmare!
I am your worst nightmare! - Frank
I am, The Way! The Truth! and The Life! - Jesus
I am, a *BABY* Nikki
I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything. - Roland
I am, in short, a woman on the edge of everything
I am, of course, any thinking man's everyday fantasy.
I am, therefore I am. - Akira
I am, therefore I eat. - Sum, ergo edo.
I am, therefore I think
I am.  Therefore, I drink heavily
I am. However, I'll check with my sysop just to make sure.
I am. Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. - Spock
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son!
I am... a turnip, as it were. AG
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke
I am... distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am... stuck. - Data
I am...Lennier.  I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Caine Lennier
I am...pleased to see you, Captain. -  Spock
I am...stuck. - Data
I am...the masterpacker. - Jerry Seinfeld, going on a trip
I am...undamaged, Captain. - Spock
I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I amLennier.  I willhelpyou. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier
I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I ams what I am, and that's all that I am! - Popeye the sailor man
I an Fudd of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I an Zorro of Borg:  Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I an mot a crook -- Richard Nixon
I and my Father are one. - John 10:30
I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes possible
I answer to other Minbari, not freaks. Ashon
I answered only to annoy you and generally irritate you.
I anticipate another ten minutes of... Thelev
I anticipate your first need...will be me.
I apologise for being late, Captain. Delenn
I apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I apologize for being late, Captain. --Delenn.
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog. -- Connor
I apologize to all the friendly poop who are listenin' out there -J.G
I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I appeal to a small group of very confused people
I appeal to a very confused group of small people
I appeal to a very small group of confused people
I applaud you on your superb message, though, Cal
I applied for a job as a telemarketer but I didn't get the call
I appoint @F ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Orville ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Peter, ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
I appoint you official explainer of the House of Sinanju.  &lt;Chiun&gt;
I appologize. I was detained in school. - Worf
I appreciate both Older whiskey, and younger women!
I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
I appreciate the thought.  -Chakotay
I appreciate you not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your accolades. - Brain
I appreciate your faith in me, Sire. EHMP
I appreciate your honest answer.
I appreciate your interest, Ambassador. - Sisko
I appreciate your non-confrontational approach. Have a peaceful day.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your trying to hang on here... - Kira
I are a college student
I are a collug studunt ind programur
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
I are more gooder at English than you!
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger the Shrubber
I as captain of this Bluewave, promote Ensign Sony to Lieutenant!
I ask for a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I ask for money I want, they pay it. -Harrison Ford
I ask for so little - and boy, do I get it !
I ask for so little.  Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave
I ask for so very little. And boy, do I get it!
I ask for the sake of Magus, please carry out their request. - Leene
I ask lee of the court to take this witness as a hostile witness!
I ask that of all my prey.... - The Joker
I ask, sir, what is the militia?  It is the whole people
I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron?
I asked God for all things so I could enjoy life.  He gave me life so I could enjoy all things
I asked God, and She said She is Pro-Choice!
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have *paid* for me
I asked Troi to join us. - Alexander
I asked about bus times; the man looked at a calendar
I asked about my family tree once and they told me I was a sap
I asked for a role in the place I reside - Course of Empire
I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
I asked for roses, but I wasn't expecting thorns.
I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly.
I asked if she smokes after sex. She said, "No, one drag is enough."
I asked my Dr."Well, how do I stand?" He said"That's what puzzles me."
I asked my computer if there was a God, and it replied: "There is NOW!
I asked my lawyer how he wants to be remembered and he said, In the emir of Kuwait's will!
I asked my psychiatrist if she thought I was crazy, she said "no", so I let her up.
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod
I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!!" -- Karl, via John Belushi
I asked you not to tell me that! - M. Smart
I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob. - Mutant Raccoon
I aspire to talk less myself. - Talyn
I assimilate you, you assimilate me...Happiness IS IRRELEVANT  --- Barney the Borg
I assimilate, therefore I am. �
I assimilated XybyX I am now 1:203/1701!
I assimilated a juicy steak and a glass of fine Borgundy
I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. --Lecter of Borg
I assume Data used natural violin strings, was Sarek's gut reaction
I assume I need no introduction*chomp*  ----  Lestat
I assume I need no introduction... --  Lestat
I assume I'll live forever - if I die, don't tell me.
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault
I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.  Garfield
I assume these are the ambassadors, guessed O'Brien
I assume you found some food before you ran out of belt notches? -Kira
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp, prezoomed Pi
I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not
I assumed we had an understanding with respect to the X-files? -Mulder
I assumed you needed help. I see I'm in error. - Spock
I assure you I seek only knowledge - Aldous Gajic
I assure you I seek only knowledge.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Aldous Gaitch.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Babylon 5.
I assure you, I can. - Q
I assure you, I seek only knowledge. - Aldous Gaijic
I assure you, I will exercise extreme caution. - Lennier
I assure you, I'm just as human as you are, if not more so. - FM
I assure you, I'm quite fertile. - Gilora
I assure you, we're in perfect health. --Langor
I ate Akane's cooking and lived
I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully.
I ate a dozen oysters but only 9 of them worked.
I ate a dozen oysters but only nine worked
I ate a potato chip and frowned at him
I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti - The Original Hannibal
I ate his liver with some farver beans and a nice chianti... - HL
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti - Original Hannibal
I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti
I ate like a pig.   Pumbaa
I ate six buckets and I lost weight! - Earl on Dino's Ribs fast food
I ate so much of Christmas goose my Santa suit's no longer loose.
I ate somthing....Then it walked away from me! &lt;Burp!&gt;
I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank
I ate the Fruzenglazse!  TV's Frank
I ate the flock, the wolf said sheepishly
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
I ate them before they ate me. - Idi Amin Dada
I ate you, you ate me, we're a cannibalistic family.
I ate your UPS package?  I thought it was PIZZA
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I avoid cliches like the plague.
I avoid discussions of politics and religion.
I avoid men in white uniforms carrying straitjackets.
I backed over it 5 or 6 times...it was an accident. -Mary, 3rd Rock
I backed up my Hard Drive and crashed into a bus
I backed up my hard drive ... and smashed into the bus!
I backed up my hard drive and crashed into a truck!
I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus
I backed up my hard drive. Now I have tire tracks on my keyboard!
I backed up my hard drive... and hit a bus!
I backed up my harddrive and hit the garage door
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into a bus
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into the system bus
I bad want money now. Me sick. Ooh! He card reads good.
I baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I baked the Pillsbury doughboy.  That little creep...
I banish you to the cubicle closest to your boss!! - Wally
I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller?
I barely believe in objective *reality*!
I barely believe in objective *reality*!  - Springheel Jack
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - GILDA RADNER
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --Gilda Radner
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner
I based your plans on a fire hydrant - Joel to Tom
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the c hance -Dr.F
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance. -- Forrester
I bathe regularly.  What's your excuse?
I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick.
I be nimble, @F be quick, I jumped on @F's Joystick
I be nimble, @TOFIRST@ be quick, I jumped on @TOFIRST@'s Joystick
I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
I bear my heart and Betty Crocker shish kebabs it
I bear your child. Miramanee to Kirk
I beat Gaggle-max!
I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN
I beat the RAPTOR COWS!  :]
I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again!
I became a Co-Pilot after watching the movie Airplane.
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist
I become a beast!
I become a public health hazard after 44 hours of sleep deprivation.
I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
I beeeeetcha  - Teeny
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel
I been hipmotized!!
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts
I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I before 'E', except in Budweiser and Heineken
I before E except after C, huh? Weird
I before E except after C.  What a stupid language
I before E except after C.  What a weird society!
I before E except after lunch
I before E except after. . . oh yea!! Now I  C !!
I before E, except after C. Isn't this a weird  SOCIETY?!
I before E... except in "Budweiser"!
I beg of you!  Please don't make me do this! - Quark
I beg of you...  please...  bring me the blue pages!
I beg to differ, Sir. I am NOT a merry man. (Worf)
I beg you to think this over - Tom as couple make out
I beg you, spare my insignificant life.
I beg your damn pardon
I beg your pardon madame, but*get* *off*! -- Zazu
I beg your pardon madame. but... get off!!!!!! - Zazu
I beg your pardon wang!
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, Madam, but...GET OFF!!   Zazu
I beg your pardon, madam, but *GET OFF*! Simba? Nala! --Zazu
I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands. - GBShaw
I began by painting the image of the blacksmith. --Data
I began my service at the monastery as a gardener. - Bareil
I behaved inappropriately. -- Riker
I beleave I understand. - Data
I beleive a self-determinance is emerging. - Data
I beleive in a God that isn't short of cash, Mister! - Bono
I beleive that's 94 points for me. Tuvok
I believe Anita Hill.
I believe God know what he is doing
I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky;  I was wrong
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us." -- Konrad Lorenz
I believe I got you covered... -- Arsenal
I believe I know where it's going. Kirk
I believe I may have a suggestion that may help. Doctor
I believe I overexerted myself. --Data
I believe I said that, Captain. - Spock
I believe I said that. - Spock
I believe I shall sample some of your "Burned, Replicated, Fowl Meat."
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.
I believe I'm as important to society as a doctor.  ;)
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS of all time -B. Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS-Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2... to be the most important OS... of all time Gates '87
I believe _because_ it is absurd.  --Tertullian
I believe _that_ belongs to me. - Odo
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. -- Ogden Nash
I believe all extremists should be shot.
I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee
I believe he can create miracles... - Dana Scully on God
I believe he got the point - 007 (Thunderball)
I believe if we opened our hearts, we'd find keys to unlock every door
I believe in America. - Bonasera
I believe in America. - Bonasera, 'The Godfather'
I believe in Big Bang.  God spoke...and BANG!  It was so!
I believe in Clinton...and Santa Claus and the Boogieman
I believe in Free Speech, but I'd still rather be paid for it.
I believe in God ... the Goddess told me to humor Him.
I believe in God cause nothing fine as you could be random.
I believe in God, because he will punish me if I don't !
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. (Frank Lloyd Wright)
I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
I believe in LovePower.
I believe in Rhett Butler.    Clark Gable
I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Gun Control
I believe in Santa, the Tooth fairy, and politicians.
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I believe in Traditional Values ! The earth is flat
I believe in Whirled Peas
I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a God who doesn't need heavy financing. (Fletch)
I believe in a god that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a good day's pay for a decent salary.
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy. - Heinlein
I believe in being myself...nothing could be any better.
I believe in being sincere.  So I boast!.
I believe in calling a fixed cat a spayed
I believe in cancer. I believe in love
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West
I believe in circumcision. After all, it's no skin off my nose.
I believe in computer dating, but only if the computers are truly in love -- Groucho Marx
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
I believe in deep long wet kisses that last 3 days
I believe in dope, guns, and broads. - T-Bird
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. - From a bumper sticker
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi
I believe in equality. I believe all people are equally inferior to me
I believe in free will - I have no choice!
I believe in free will.  My religion says I have no choice.
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean -- G. K. Chesterton
I believe in good health, but not to excess.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
I believe in keeping in shape. I've chosen the shape of an old lady.
I believe in life after birth! -- Maxie Dunham
I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days
I believe in luck, and the harder I work, the more I have of it
I believe in me. After that there's room for doubt
I believe in music
I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace... The rest is only hearsay. - Edward Abbey
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together. � M. Python
I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years.
I believe in psychic ability without a doubt. - Mulder
I believe in questioning authority up until a certain point, and that point is reached when I am the authority
I believe in refueling, I do - Crow lisps
I believe in refueling, I do -- Crow T. Robot
I believe in reincarnation, divorce & abortion. -Laura Dern
I believe in reincarnation. I willed my estate to myself
I believe in revenge, MacLeod! -- Kalas
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in EE's do it without shorts
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.  -- Woody Allen
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.&lt;Silko&gt;
I believe in supporting the metric system every inch of the way
I believe in the Big Bang. God said it & bang it happened!
I believe in the Big Book.  It's other alcoholics sharing.
I believe in the Divine Right of sysops, but *not* of moderators.
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe in the Divine Rights of sysadmins
I believe in the Ferengi enterprise system
I believe in the church of baseball", Annie in 'Bull Durham'.
I believe in the idea that God's hand can be witnessed... - Scully
I believe in the impartiality of the media.  Pro wrestling is real, too.
I believe in the individual, in less government... - Rush Limbaugh
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
I believe in the philosophy of Marx (that's Groucho, not Karl)
I believe in the sanctity of divorce
I believe in the tooth fairy, easter bunny, Santa Clause, and S-meters
I believe in the wisdom & virtue of the American voter
I believe in women's lib. I set three free. Lewis Gizzard
I believe in world peace ... as a last resort.
I believe in you! - Kirk
I believe it adds up to either one of two possibilities. - Spock
I believe it was Tacitus who said there is a principle of human nature requiring us to hate those we have wronged. - William Beckett
I believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's $1.59!
I believe men should fight their own battles.
I believe my exact words were a Dangerous, Savage, Child-Race.   AGT
I believe my growth as an artifical life form has reached an impasse.
I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. - Brain
I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." -Spock
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else
I believe personal greed justifies everything - Calvin
I believe regulations call for me to check my weapon in. - Kirk
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
I believe someone has failed to terminate my program. Please respond.
I believe somethings out there watching over us...it's the government!--W.Allen
I believe that Diet Spam will never work.
I believe that Fish-on-a-Stick would be a bad idea.
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was ... an arctic wilderness
I believe that and I'm glad you believe it too. - Sisko
I believe that belongs to me -- Quark
I believe that if anything can go weird, it will
I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. - John Wycliffe
I believe that is why they call it 'gambling.' - Data
I believe that means he would like us to be friends - Beverly
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.  --Nancy Reagan
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
I believe that this is heaven to no one else but me
I believe that whoever said winning isn't everything never won anything
I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum...
I believe the 1st test of a truly great man is humility. -Anon
I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
I believe the Big Bang Theory... and I know who lit the fuse.
I believe the appropriate response is 'yowsa.' - Data
I believe the appropriate response is, yowsa.
I believe the appropriate response would be 'yowza!'
I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response. --Data
I believe the human expression would be...go to hell? - Spock
I believe the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" Sir - Baldric
I believe the phrase rhymes with 'Clucking Bell', Sir. - Blackadder
I believe the technical term is "Oops!"
I believe the word you're looking for is "AAARRRGGHH!!!!"
I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'.
I believe them bones are me. - AIC
I believe there is a higher power: it's called Canada.
I believe there is a higher power: it's called the government.
I believe there is something out there watching over us...it's the government! --Woody Allen
I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH
I believe they actually met in Sherwood forest. -- O'Brien
I believe they have returned to their own time continuum. - Data
I believe they have to do with unexplained phenomenon - DS on XF (1x01)
I believe this is NOT gratuitous! - Tom as girl undresses
I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me five, sir
I believe this wall is merely an illusion. Tuvok
I believe through fear mostly. -- J. Shaughnessy
I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder -- Guinan
I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. - Dan Quayle
I believe we can fly on the wings we create
I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One! * Picard
I believe we should use more colorful metaphors in our dialogue.
I believe we will be igniting the midnight petrolium.  -  Data
I believe we're required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.
I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure.
I believe we're under attack. --Col. Travis.
I believe we're under attack. COL. TRAVIS
I believe you - but millions and millions don't
I believe you could say...I have been inspired. --Data
I believe you owe me five dollars. - Pusher to Mulder
I believe you're in my chair.--Picard
I believe you're overdue for your valium
I believe you've been trying to contact us. - Mulder
I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a damn.
I believe you, Dire... Honest... Really... -Zefrem Cochrane
I believe you. - Kira
I believe your aim is improving Counselor - Data
I believe... - Scully (Beyond the Sea)
I believe/I believe now    Grammatrain  
I believed the promises, the promises and lies
I belong the the 4H Club--hacking, harddisks, hemp, and hardship!
I belong to  P.U.N.K.  People Who Can't Spell
I belong to no organized party - I am a democrat
I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers
I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat!
I belong to the DHCA...Wanna join? [this is an oldie!  ]
I belong to the The First Dysfunctional Church Of Heavy Machinery.
I belong to the order of America
I bequeath to you a boot to the head. &lt;BOOT&gt;
I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien
I bet George Kennedy is in this... -- Crow T. Robot
I bet I can quit gambling
I bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I bet Schumer's mother was the 1st woman to wear black after a birth
I bet he could change a $11.00 bill with $3.00's...!
I bet it left a bad taste in his mouth. - McCoy
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
I bet it was something nice. - Ace Ventura
I bet it will suddenly stop! said Orville abruptly
I bet it's an illusion.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye
I bet pilots in computerized cockpits don't use Windows!
I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow
I bet she does, I bet she does!  Nudge nudge, eh?  Say no more!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I bet starship captains don't have days like this.--Trofimov
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water.
I bet the human brain is a kludge
I bet the human brain is a kludge.  - Marvin Minsky
I bet the monster is really a good guy.
I bet the monster is really a good guy.  Crow T. Robot
I bet their seat belts are ALREADY snug - Crow
I bet there will be plenty of good Taglines in heaven.
I bet they can't program their VCR's.  Crow T. Robot
I bet they'll be surprised by my drawing of the Enterprise
I bet ya' he smells like Jack Del Rio's jockstrap! - Tom Servo
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I bet you can't guess what I was in for.
I bet you can't stop reading here &lt;---         I knew it!
I bet you didn't believe in reincarnation last time either.
I bet you had no idea Canada was this much fun!
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
I bet you say that to ALL the boys
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you think I'm a REAL PAIN in the NECK!
I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
I bet you thought there would be a tagline here.
I bet you were a jumper. --Guinan to Ro
I bet you were one heck of a bartender
I bet you were one hell of a bartender.....
I bet you're a great swimmer.
I bet you've never seen a plumber bite his nails
I bet your mamma must've been another hot looking mama too
I bet your mom was the first person to wear black at a birth.
I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth.
I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER
I better call Huggy Bear - Crow
I better call Huggy Bear -- Crow T. Robot
I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
I better send a check to Universal before this becomes a talk show! EWJ
I better watch my language.  It's going to get me in trouble
I bez obzira na moje sokove, furka mi je bila za bogove
I bid you good night goodnight good night
I bid you peace - Jeff Smith
I bila jednom jedna jesen je, lisce je saptalo sa stopama,
I bit the heads off chickens -Crow on teen's carnival job
I bite harder
I bite harder ...
I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes
I blame Society! Society made me what I am!"
I blame the Programmer myself !!
I blaze trails of endless adventure.
I blew it again, dear - Calvin's dad
I blew my tagline file away & I can't do a thing with it!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good Taglines!
I blow my nose at you, you donkey bottom biter!
I blow my nose at you..!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
I booted my computer and broke my toe!
I booted my computer.  Broke my damn toe!!
I border on that fine line between insanity and craziness.
I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad
I bought American....Well someone has to!
I bought a 486/66 and still get the dang hourglass!
I bought a Bunson burner.  Boy is Mr. Bunson scared!
I bought a Doublespeed CD-ROM so I can listen to music in 1/2 the time
I bought a G-string today.  IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!
I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman.
I bought a book. Now I just have to learn how to read.
I bought a cheap dictionary.  It's not in alphabetical order.
I bought a cheap piece of land It was on someone else's property.
I bought a cheap piece of land...  It was on someone else's property. - Steven Wright
I bought a computer book called "Dos Kapital." Wierd!
I bought a computer to save time
I bought a computer, not a Window frame
I bought a cordless extension cord
I bought a cordless extension cord.  - Stephen Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord... - s.w
I bought a cordless extension cord... -- Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord... � Steven Wright
I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
I bought a cured ham. It had a pulled Hamstring
I bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
I bought a goat to mow my lawn, but she's on a diet!
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to leave
I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar. � Steven Wright
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
I bought a package of "Chicken Pieces".  All beaks and talons!
I bought a portable cable TV.
I bought a portable cable TV. � Steven Wright
I bought a portable cable tv.
I bought a syringe the other day, and it had Pepsi in it!
I bought an electronic organizer.  Now my electronics are very organized
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bought dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add
I bought my baritone sax - Mike on crook with suitcase
I bought my fish a carpfone.  He got hooked on it.
I bought my flatuent friend a windbreaker jacket
I bought my son a BB gun.  He gave me a shirt with a bullseye on it!
I bought my wife a Jaguar and it ate her up!
I bought my wife a new chair for Xmas, but she won't let me plug it in
I bought powdered water the other day.  I don't know what to do with it
I bought powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. - Stephen Wright
I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add!
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
I bought some batteries the other day, but batteries weren't included so I had to go back and buy some more
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again... - Steven Wright
I bought some dehydrated water but didn't know what to add. - Wright
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I bought some land in China.  It's a Communist Plot
I bought some land on someone else's property
I bought some paint. It was in the shape of a house. --Steven Wright
I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add - s.w.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add?
I bought some powdered water.  What do I add?
I bought some taglines, but they weren't included
I bought some used paint.  It was in the shape of a house. - Steven Wright
I bought some used paint. It comes in the shape of a house
I bought some used paint. It was in
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. - sw
I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously.
I bought this $ computer, & I can't pay my electr@#&% NO CARRIER
I bought this recipe with all of my lottery money.
I bought this tagline from HONEST JOE'S USED TAGLINES
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
I bought unscented perfume - Steven Wright
I bought you some gift-wrapping paper for a gift
I bought your record in NYC... HEART OF STONE
I bow before a hidden throne I never will perceive.
I bow to your brilliance! - Garak2
I bow to your superior wisdom (& laugh behind your back).
I brake for Arachnotrons
I brake for ArchViles
I brake for Caidans.  If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again.
I brake for Cyberdemons
I brake for David Poole
I brake for Former Human Commandos
I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel
I brake for Mancubi
I brake for Milky Ways
I brake for Pain Elementals
I brake for SYSOPS (when their under the wheel)
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for Unicorns.
I brake for animals - Then back over them a couple of times
I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.
I brake for animals, but I speed up for fundamentalists.
I brake for animals, if they're big enough to dent my car. - Duckman
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Animal Rights Wackos!
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Fundies!
I brake for assimilation.
I brake for brick walls.
I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for figments of my imagination
I brake for former humans (ok I'm a wimp ;))
I brake for former humans! (I'm a wimp ok!)
I brake for hallucinations!
I brake for hockey!
I brake for liberals, but not to hard
I brake for macro nerds
I brake for men...and other helpless animals
I brake for programmers, but not too hard
I brake for recipes.
I brake for small animals and all taverns!
I brake for small animals, identify 'em, then run 'em down
I brake for smurfs (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for stone dragons.
I brake for taglines.
I brake for tailgaters.
I brake for the rear end of the car in front of me.
I brake for tribbles.
I brake for unicorns
I break for Reality
I break for beer!
I break for giant space hamsters!
I break for interrupt vectors
I break for rainbows
I brew the beer I drink!
I brew the beer that I drink.
I bring gifts. --Winters.
I bring him back and Humperdink suffers? - Miracle Max
I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush
I bring scientists, you bring a rock star. - John Hammond
I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush
I bring you 15 commandments oops CRASH 10 commandments.
I bring you fantasy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
I bring you these 15 comm.. (CRASH) oops! 10 commandments
I bring you these 15... oops... &lt;CRASH!&gt; 10 commandments
I bring you--the Dragonlance! - Theros Ironfeld
I broke a leg one time Spilled coffee all over. -S.W.
I broke a leg one time...  Spilled coffee all over. � Steven Wright
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds. - Steven Wright
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - sw
I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.
I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube. -- Radar
I broke the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I broke the breadline, nobody knows
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane.  I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steve Wright
I brought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat
I brought an extra lap - Tom
I brought back a souvenir. --Geordi
I brought life to the dead.  What more can be said?
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!
I brought the dessert, said Tom piously
I brought this world in, I can take it out. - God.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.  Bill Cosby
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
I brungs it from home. - Greasepit
I brush after every meal. - Mulder
I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably.
I build wig-wams and teepees, Orville said tensely
I build wig-wams and teepees,then old man said tensely
I built an elevator from his bones
I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN
I built my deck around my beer fridge.
I built my own 386!  See where I nailed it together?
I built the wall and I will be the one to knock it down.
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top.
I buried Paul --
I buried Paul.
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five
I busted him up - Data
I butt, you butt, he and she butts... - Delenn
I butt, you butt, he or she butts... - Delenn (DL)
I buy my spare parts at BORGS 'R US
I buy stamps by mail. It works okay until I run out of stamps. --George Carlin
I c ollect fairy tales, said Tom grimly
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.  Menander (292 BC)
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
I call architecture 'petrified music.' - Johann von Goethe
I call em as I see em; If I dont see em, I make em up!
I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day
I call it 'Bongo.' - --Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
I call it as I see it.  If I don't see it I make it up
I call my car Congress because it can't pass anything.
I call my car Flattery.  It gets me nowhere.
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk"
I call my computer T.O.M. - Totally Obedient Moron.
I call my dog "Camera" because he always snaps at people
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
I call that one 'Lutheran Love' - Tom on dead lovers
I call the high and light aspects of my being spirit and the dark and heavy aspects soul
I call them "kids in cutoffs"...middle aged hippies. - W.H. Photog
I call them 'ears.' - Spock
I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff
I call things as I see them and make up what I don't see!
I call things as I see them, If I don't see them, I'll make them up!
I call things as I see them, and if I don't, I make them up!
I call things as I see them, if I didn't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them. (I live in an alternate universe.)
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them I make it up!
I call things as I see them. Otherwise, I make them up
I call things as I see them..If I don't see them, they must be Spirit
I call things as I see them.Otherwise, I make it up
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
I call things as I see them; if I don't see them, I make them up!
I call this 'What's inside a TV' - Spike's science project
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I called Value-jet to make a reservation; they said they were swamped
I called a BBS once, but I didn't download.
I called for a waita', not Data!--Scotty in Ten-Forward
I called her a dumb blonde.  She said, "No help wanted!"
I called him Ahab and he called me Starbuck"-Scully on her father 3x22
I called information and asked where my socks are.
I called information and asked, "Where are my socks?"
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - S. Wright
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!  (Limbaugh)
I called my cat the other day and got an answering machine
I called my favorite BBS and all I got was this lousy tagline
I called my florist and left a vase message.
I called the salamander Tiny because he was Mynewt
I called their board and cut their lawns.  Modem both ways
I calls em as I sees em; If I don't see em, I make em up!
I came - I saw - I kicked the b*tch out of bed!
I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white
I came I saw I *S*W*I*P*E*D*!! Thanks, Myra! :-)
I came all the way to Korea to see this picture. - Hawkeye
I came by myself. But you can say I came from the future
I came close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke
I came down here wondering if it could be true... - Mulder
I came for a week and got stuck for 15 years
I came from Planet Claire - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo...  Tom Servo
I came here to chew gum & kick butt and I'm out of gum
I came here to die with you, or live with you. - Josey Wales
I came here to kick ass and chew gum.  And I'm all out of
I came here to win a Championship. - Tim McKyer (Steelers CB)
I came in as the sun came up.
I came in late, but don't worry.  I'll leave early to make up for it
I came in through the window -- Vash
I came into this world fat and bald and I intend to go out the same way.
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I came to Bajor to see her legendary orbs that Kira bragged about!
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother
I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's completely different - Kevin Keegan
I came to Shawshank when I was just twenty
I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet. - The Crow
I came to bury Caesar, not to praise him
I came to bury Ceasar
I came to chew bubblegum & kick a$$, and I'm all outa a$$
I came to fish, not row the stupid boat!
I came to in my future and that was just yesterday...(Fish)
I came to see you off - and you certainly are!
I came, I came to, I came to believe.
I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink!
I came, I saw, I &lt;heh, heh *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks! :-)
I came, I saw, I CapsLocked
I came, I saw, I Left.
I came, I saw, I Oh, screw it
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost
I came, I saw, I charged it!
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, vidi, vici: J. Caesar)
I came, I saw, I conquered. -- Tux
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I came, I saw, I didn't know what it was, so I left!!
I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.
I came, I saw, I got Moon-Dusted
I came, I saw, I got confused, I left
I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE!  HELP!
I came, I saw, I hacked.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on so I left.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on....
I came, I saw, I hid in the basement
I came, I saw, I kicked ass.
I came, I saw, I laughed out loud
I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I
I came, I saw, I sawed all dem trees.
I came, I saw, I screwed up
I came, I saw, I stole
I came, I saw, I stole Chad's tagline.
I came, I saw, I stole your tagline.
I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
I came, I saw, I turned and ran!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your recipe!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
I came, I saw, I videotaped it.
I came, I saw, I went back inside.
I came, I saw, I went back into the house.
I came, I saw, and I stepped in it anyway
I came, I saw, and I'm still laughing. {g}
I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, left.
I came, I saw, she conquered.
I came, I saw, she conquered.  -- L. Long
I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand
I came, I spoke, I made no sense, even to myself
I came, read, had no idea what was going on, so I posted
I came,I searched,I found..... Now I have mislaid it!
I came.  I read.  I had not idea of what was going on.  So I posted
I came.  I saw.  I stole @FROM@'s taglines
I came.  I saw.  I stole Bob Morgan's tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Brian Watts's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Gary Caplan's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Orville Bullitt's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole your tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I went back into the house.
I came. I drank. I offended.
I came. I saw. I charged it.
I came. I saw. I stole @F's Tagline
I came. I saw. I stole Lee's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Orville Bullitt's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole your Tagline.
I came. I saw. I went back into the house.
I came...  I saw...  I had NO idea what was going on
I came... I saw... I stole your tagline.
I came... I saw... I... stole your wallet. -Keepers
I came..I saw..and wish I never came now!!
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I came; I saw; I tried; I screwed up; I act like I never tried
I cameI sawI stole your tagline.
I can "C" clearly now my brains are gone
I can C clearly now
I can C clearly now, the brain is gone
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot
I can accept constructive criticism of you
I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan
I can accomplish all things through Christ
I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am.
I can afford to be accommodating; I just got RIFfed.
I can afford to be closed-minded.  I'M RIGHT!
I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down - Calvin
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can almost taste it. It's the need to see you die.
I can always eat dinner with Dax, or Dr. Bashir.  Or &gt;Quark&lt;. Sisko
I can always find my way home, said Tom's pathologist lustily.
I can always get by on my good looks and charm - Calvin
I can always try smoke signals
I can always use new servants, I can.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I can appreciate that ma'am, but I don't work here
I can assure you size will not be a problem - Worf
I can assure you,in this condition he's no threat to anyone. -Bashir
I can barely hear you. - Odo
I can barely keep my eyes open. - Riker
I can be VERY...persuasive. Sisko
I can be a great disturbance in the Force.
I can be anything I wanna be - it's the 90's. -- Kelly
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can be decisive, I think.
I can be happy with very little.  I just choose not to be
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
I can be patient with stupidity, but not with those who glory in it.
I can be self-referential if I want to, said Tom swiftly.
I can be very `ist' sometimes. - teddy
I can be warm and sensual. Stadi
I can beat you fair and square. I only cheat to keep in practice.
I can beat you up! - Joe Try it! - Maurecia
I can boot/dial/surf in 1.4Mb!(what does the other 50-100Mb do with W95/etc?)
I can break your nose too, I learned from the best!
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone & coffee in under 5 minutes.
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat.
I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of the people. --Isaac Newton
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can carry 2 cups of coffee &8 donuts at the nudist camp
I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u
I can certainly understand your desire to return home. --Odo
I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more
I can come up with more if you want me too.
I can completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally
I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
I can count my good friends on one hand, but you I can count on with my heart.
I can count.  One, two, three, five, six, eight, ten
I can deal with PMS...I'll Pack My Suitcase! says abused husband
I can dig where you're coming from.
I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak. - Linda Evangelista
I can do anything.  I HAVE CHILDREN!!
I can do hard time for this one...AND community service! - George
I can do it all for you/But I don't want to
I can do it too, but don't know WHY WHY.
I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time. --LaForge
I can do it.  I've done it before. - Mielikki
I can do that. - Rom
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files.
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
I can do what you do, you just do it better.
I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP, - George Carlin
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can do without the stimuli.
I can do wonderful things with stir-fried Borg! -Neelix
I can do wonderful things with vegetables.
I can eat one hundred and forty-four, Tom boasted grossly.
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
I can either have a child or buy Norway... - Dilbert
I can enjoy flowers quite happily without translating them into Latin. (CORNELIA OTIS SKINNER)
I can escape from the world I see by giving up attack thoughts.
I can face them alone ... there are only 150 of them!
I can fall down quicker than you could possibly hit me
I can feel a new sensation taking place.
I can feel it, Dave; my mind.  It's going.  Stop, Dave
I can feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I can feel it.
I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it.
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping
I can feel you when the wind blows right through my heart.
I can fill your emptiness with immortality!
I can find it myself
I can fly ! I can fly ! I can... oh#!@$$#
I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, (splatt)
I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}!
I can forgive anything but bad taste. - Nicholas Ward
I can forgive such a display only once! T'Pau
I can get into enough trouble without a tagline
I can get no Ring-Detection
I can get this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can get this kinda' abuse at the Kennedy compound- Joel
I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis... -- me, in a support call
I can give this kind of abuse at home
I can give this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm... - The Arcane
I can give you a definite perhaps.
I can give you a definite perhaps. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights
I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.1 seconds!
I can guarantee you're gonna have a ball.
I can guess that you're a holy man, Tom divined.
I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I can handle reality in small doses
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can handle reality in small doses.
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
I can hardly forbear throwing things at him.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I can hardly stand to watch - Mike
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style.
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy
I can have imaginary children! - Huntress
I can have you sent to a penal colony for this! Fox to Scott
I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck.
I can hear the neurons snapping like overstressed rubber bands.  -SLR
I can hear the sound of Luck being Pushed.
I can hear the whips cracking now!
I can hear your mind grinding to a halt.
I can help you become more human - Lore
I can help you with the big words if you are having trouble - Stoner
I can help! - J. Kevorkian, M.D.
I can help! My fees are reasonable
I can hep you. - Thunder
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees
I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours!
I can honestly say I have run out of taglines!!
I can imagine quite a lot. - Connor MacLeod
I can interest you in lies, sell your soul for all it buys!
I can keep a secret, it's the people I tell who can't
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't.
I can keep secrets!  It's the people I tell them to who can't keep them
I can let you see, if you will trust me - Lady Ladira
I can levitate birds but nobody cares
I can levitate birds but nobody cares. -Steven Wright
I can levitate birds but nobody cares... - s.w
I can levitate birds, but no one cares.
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. -- Wright
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares...
I can levitate birds.  No one cares.
I can levitate birds.  No one cares. - S. Wright
I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
I can lie. * Kryten
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain
I can make a tagline out of almost anything
I can make it rain anytime I want.  All I have to do is wash my car.
I can make it stop! I created it! Daystrom
I can make it worth your while. --Quark
I can make the earth stop in its tracks. --Jim Morrison
I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash.
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarfs!
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
I can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of that subject.
I can neither confirm nor deny........but
I can never decide which tagline to use
I can never find the time to procrastinate
I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.
I can never get my tongue around the word "cunnilingus".
I can no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat. - A. E. Housman
I can not become nervous - Data
I can not change yesterday, I can only make the most of today.
I can not give you what you deny yourself. - Kai Opaka
I can now look forward to death - Data
I can offer no tangible evidence to present. Tuvok
I can offer you some artificial intelligence - it's really easy!
I can only assume that I'm using karma at an accelerated rate. --Ivanova
I can only do so much! This universe is SO DAMNED LIMITED!!!
I can only please one person per day, and today isn't *your* day!
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. - Dilbert
I can only pray he will be hungry
I can only sing in the key of "off".
I can only speculate about my programmer's motives. 蚵oloDoc
I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS
I can open more windows than you!
I can out brag you...I've got more source material!
I can pick you off from here!  Joel Robinson
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
I can play my bass for you.  Is it luck?
I can play once again in the peaceful sky. - Lakitu
I can play well with others. - Real live resume statement
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking good either
I can prove I was on a starship at exactly that moment-Just ask Elvis!
I can prove anything by statistics - except the truth
I can prove we're telling the truth. - Kirk
I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids! - Krusty
I can put horseshoes on a mosquito. - Col. Potter
I can quit any time I want (heroin, not cigarettes).
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I can quit anytime.  I've done it 100 times
I can read Chinese only when it's written in English
I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your thoughts: You're thinking I can't!
I can reduce you if I want, I can devour!
I can relate to a VP that can't spelle
I can relate to that
I can remember *before* there was personal computers
I can remember a time when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't.
I can remember things that *have* happened before
I can remember when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money
I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.
I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile.
I can resist all temptations. I just don't choose to.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything...except @FN@!
I can resist everything but temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can scan your report card into a .bmt file for editing
I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence - Tori Amos
I can see . . . very well . . .   闡Elton John
I can see a cat before he sees me. - Winchester
I can see a new expression on my face.
I can see behind your eyes, the things that I don't know.
I can see by infrared; how I hate the night...--Marvin
I can see clearly now ... . the brain is gone.
I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, Windows is gone.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...Geco Cliff
I can see clearly now, the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. - Jimmy Cliff
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and
I can see how important this is to you. - Ogawa
I can see how that could be considered highly amusing.  --Data
I can see it all as clearly as if it was yesterday - Wesley
I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes. -Tick to Speak the giant rodent
I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN
I can see it's dangerous for you. -Maverick
I can see length!  Or width! -- Dr. Erhardt
I can see length! (Turns head) Or width! - Larry
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can see more than you think with this thing. - Geordi
I can see that was a bit of a weird message...yes, indeed. - Anna S
I can see the captain is going to be difficult. - Spock
I can see the headlines now...- Freddy Krueger
I can see the smoke coming out of your ears!
I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes. -- Londo
I can see through your clothes -Crow on thick glasses
I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse. - Max Q
I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue.  Timon
I can see why Dahmer tried to consume this entire state! - Pillman
I can see why you like him. - Sisko
I can see you just fine, Steve!  (BLINK)  Oh, hi Bob, it's you!
I can see you need a low level facial format
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I can see your eyes, babe
I can see your eyes, babe -- Humphrey Bogart
I can see your parents hate the world
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I can see your...back is turning
I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
I can show you my favorite thing in the universe - Garibaldi
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. -Burt Reynolds
I can sit and watch it for hours.
I can slay my own dragons. I need a man to chop some onions for me.
I can slurp a slurpie through my nose.
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
I can speak English, I learn it from a booooook. - Manuel
I can spell, I just can't type for shi*
I can spell, It's my typeing that gets me off.
I can split demons in two, Tom imparted.
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days
I can start all over again; do things right from day one. - Kirk realizing what the Nexus represents
I can still do it. I can still do it, only I forget what.
I can sum it up in one word: indescribable! - Gonzo the muppet
I can summon the dead. --Jim Morrison
I can supply you with some more Taglines! :-)
I can swashbuckle with the best of them. -- Neelix
I can swim 100 yards in two seconds - over a waterfall!
I can sympathise with everything except suffering
I can take ANYTHING, except for these intolerant messages!
I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman
I can take Ken Norton in four... -- Crow T. Robot
I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
I can take a wife in that land, Cain nodded.
I can take it, but I prefers, I say, I prefers to dish it out!  F.L
I can take you apart real easy, pal. -- Big John
I can take your lost soul from the grave
I can taste your back...- Arthur, in Tongue-Tongue's body, to the Tick
I can tee off at 11 pm in June, and play a full 18 holes.
I can tell a lot about a man by dancing with him.  Kim Novak
I can tell already, after the day I've had - it's going to be one of THOSE millenniums. - Paul Wiley
I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates
I can tell mayonaise from salad dressing
I can tell my sisters by the flowers in their hair
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine..
I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
I can tell you are lying.  Your lips are moving
I can tell you in two words: im possible.
I can tell you in two words: im possible. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can tell you the cost, Orville quoted
I can tell you're lying Clinton.  Your lips are moving.
I can tell you're lying, you're leaving messages.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tell your future.. look what's in your hand
I can think of better things to keep you up... - Bashir
I can think of more some other time, but tell me if these are any good to you.
I can think of something more sociable to do. - 007 (George Lazenby)
I can think of tons more ;)  e-mail me back if you like.
I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations
I can trust a carrot!
I can trust you to do that, can't I Mr. Mulder? - Sailor to W. Mulder
I can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
I can turn a phrase sometimes.  &lt;laugh&gt; - Anna Steven
I can turn off my modem, I can turn off my modem, I can't
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can type 120 wpm if all the words are personal pronouns
I can type 120 wpm, if all the words are pronouns.
I can type very fast, but only when I have a keyboard.
I can type without moving my lips
I can type, but have truble speling.
I can understand being attracted to Odo, but yikes... - Anna Steven
I can understand that. - Troi
I can usually follow you Mr Spock, but this time.... - Kirk
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can wait.  The question is, can you? - Garak
I can walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you. - Billy Joel
I can walk on water okay.. Alcohol is what's tricky
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can walk on water, but on alcohol I tend to stagger
I can walk on water.  Of course I still stagger on alcohol
I can walk on water...but on beer I stagger!
I can well be hang'd as tell the manner of it
I can withstand anything except temptation.  (Oscar Wilde)
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. -- A.J. Liebling
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can ytpe 300 wrods pre mniut!
I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.
I can't *define* smut,but I knows what I like!
I can't *stand* it.  My sides ache
I can't *wait* to see the bill for all of this... -- Mudslide
I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it.
I can't - er, I mean, I cannot use contractions. Data
I can't _believe_ how much I miss my spellchecker. - Lois Lane
I can't _believe_ that I said that! - Rimmer
I can't _wait_ to hear how it ends. - Kira
I can't abide Fascism in any form - Democrat or otherwise.
I can't act my age...I have NO experience!
I can't afford the Mazda 626DX, can you show me the SX?
I can't afford to be broke anymore!!!
I can't allow this. - Garibaldi
I can't always control what my mind thinks!
I can't argue with that. - The Tick
I can't be a Trekker, I'm blond and from Huntington Beach!
I can't be bothered to be apathetic
I can't be broke I still have checks!
I can't be conceited, because I'm perfect!!
I can't be d, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be defamed anymore than I already am. - Dire Wolf
I can't be drowning in African waters! Tom pleaded, deep in denial
I can't be fired - slaves have to be sold
I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD!
I can't be happy every day, but I can be cheerful. -- Sills
I can't be home, I'm not done with my book! --Mistopheles.
I can't be humble - it's just not honest
I can't be late - I just got here
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
I can't be out of Memory, I still have Chips left!
I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!
I can't be out of money!  I have checks left!
I can't be out of money, I still have checks
I can't be out of money, I still have checks in my checkbook!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have cheques!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have blank checks.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I can't be overdrawn--I still have some checks
I can't be overdrawn.  I still have more cheques!
I can't be overdrawn... I still have checks!
I can't be sick now!  It's still summer vacation! - Calvin
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be threatened.........but I *can* be bought!
I can't be wrong.  My modem says it's error correcting.
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting!
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't beleive you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
I can't believe I ate that whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
I can't believe I ate the whole thing! - Homer
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I can't believe I forgot to have children.
I can't believe I forgot your birthday-- organized I'm so normally
I can't believe I just bought a new HD just for recipes.
I can't believe I just bought a new hard drive for my taglines!
I can't believe I opened the whole thing !
I can't believe I quoted the whole thing!!   (-8
I can't believe I read the whole message!
I can't believe I role-played the whole thing
I can't believe I said 'Co-Dependent' - Tom
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe I'm actually replying to a Chris Foose me
I can't believe I'm walking in doodie water! - F!
I can't believe he fell for it!  Chump! -- Tom Servo
I can't believe how completely in London I am.  Crow T. Robot
I can't believe how small Mr. Big is - Mike
I can't believe it!  he's fighting with Adolf Hitler! ...Rimmer, "Timeslides" - RD Series 3
I can't believe it! He's fighting with Adolf Hitler! - Rimmer
I can't believe it! No sonic boom! Not even a "pop" - Calvin
I can't believe it's not Rubber! (Discount fettish store)
I can't believe it's not bacon!
I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it, Jim. The shields held out the ENTIRE battle!
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug. - Aladdin
I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease � Beverly
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't believe my eyes. They're just too damn beautiful!
I can't believe people live like this. 
I can't believe that of 100,000 sperm you were quickest.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.  -- Steven Pearl
I can't believe that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't believe that you people wrote over fifteen pages of messages.
I can't believe the government's not involved in this somehow!
I can't believe the things you say... -Metallica
I can't believe this is men on the hurtin' side of pain.
I can't believe you cut off all my hair! she said, distressed.
I can't believe you did that - Riker
I can't believe you picked the Vikings again -Tom to Crow
I can't believe you quoted the whole thing!
I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. - George to Jerry
I can't believe you're still pining for Jean-Luc!     - Q
I can't belive I ate the whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't breathe in this thing! - Dark Helmet
I can't bring it back! I don't know how it works! - Wizard of Oz
I can't bring the car back until low tide
I can't call Captain Picard a liar. - Wesley Crusher
I can't change the past, but I can let it go
I can't change what happened at the Academy,...no-one can. - Sito
I can't climb these walls you're building.
I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
I can't come up with any more taglines.
I can't compete with your taglines! &lt;g&gt;
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.  -- Joe Walsh
I can't concentrate on my *own* lame wisecracks.  Crow
I can't contact the captain. --Riker
I can't control my Ctrl button!
I can't control my fingers/I can't control my brain...  Ramones 
I can't cook, but I know how to bring men to the boil.
I can't crash, I'm a cartoon. I'm Roger Ramjet
I can't damn him for his loyalty. - Kirk
I can't decide between EDLIN and Microsloth Word 6
I can't decide between EDLIN and Word for Windows 6.0c
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.1 for Windows
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six
I can't decide between Edlin and WP6!
I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Gemini.
I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person
I can't decide what to call my puppy.  Maybe I'll just call it Quits!
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson
I can't decide whether to vacillate or not
I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it
I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.
I can't define smut... but I like it when I see it.
I can't deny that. - Sisko
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris
I can't die with dignity. I H-A-V-E N-O DIGNITY! (George)
I can't die yet. I haven't seen The Jolson Story.
I can't die, Tessa, not like other people. - Duncan MacLeod
I can't die, it would delight too many people
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't dig thi NO CARRIER
I can't dig thiE+Oo&lt;X NO CARRIER
I can't dig thidUjm.1 NO CARRIER
I can't disappear, anymore than you could win a beauty contest - Q
I can't do as much damage as President as I can do as host. - Limbaugh
I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it. - MR
I can't do this new math, Tom added.
I can't doodle. -Dick  Well, Dick, you're kinda old...-Tommy, 3rd Rock
I can't drive 55
I can't drive 55! - Sammy Hagar
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
I can't eat fast food every day...so sometimes I eat turtles
I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles.
I can't even *find* a muck, let alone run one!
I can't even *think* straight!
I can't even FIND amok, let alone run one!
I can't even dance - Wesley
I can't even get a lousy dinner roll! - D. Letterman
I can't even program my VCR, and I'm on the Internet! -- AOL Commercial
I can't even remember what it was many men wanted to see! - Anna S
I can't even tell what muscle to flex
I can't even think straight
I can't exercise self-control. Sysop, cut my access!
I can't expalin it.--Scully (Oubliette)
I can't explain it either. --Odo
I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. -Guinan
I can't explain it" - Dana Scully
I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby. - Scorpions
I can't fault you for asking for stuff, but I do have this modest
I can't fight what I don't know about. - Sisko
I can't figure it out. --La Forge
I can't figure it. - Kirk
I can't figure out how to use Windows since my cat ate my mouse.
I can't find "RTFM" anywhere in the manual
I can't find Waldo, how about Perot?
I can't find any 11's to go after my 10's! - Greasepit playing cards
I can't find anything wrong with her. - O'Brien
I can't find my tagline anywhere!
I can't find the '-' on my telephone
I can't find the 'any' key!
I can't find the DING.BAT file
I can't find the spare, said Tom tirelessly.
I can't fix my car though I play characters who can. -Kevin Costner
I can't flirt Moderator.  He left!
I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)
I can't focus. Kim
I can't fool you, Odo. - Kira
I can't forget about you.
I can't get ACAD12 to work on my TRS-80
I can't get any directional readings at all. Kim
I can't get back to that computer without you. Human Torres
I can't get lost; people keep on telling me where to go
I can't get no/Acquisition.... --Quark
I can't get there from here, baby. 
I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl - Crow
I can't get this think back in my pants, Earl!
I can't gitmeno.  SATisFACtion! -- Devo
I can't give it anymore Captain. It's only a CHEVY, Sir
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.  -- the Wizard
I can't go in hardware stores because I set off all the stud sensors.
I can't go out now, my strait jacket is at the cleaners
I can't go out, I've got homework to do. - Jake
I can't go potty in there! It's dis-*gusting*! -Wakko
I can't go to no stonin' today!
I can't go to school because I ain't got a gun.  - Alice Cooper
I can't go to work today. My aunt's dead on the floor.
I can't go with you, Zephram. Companion/Hedford
I can't go wong with my Dick Twacy hat. -- Elmer
I can't go...unless you read me a story! - Stimpy in his sandbox
I can't grow up -- I'm too old!
I can't have a baby! -- Sam Beckett
I can't have a spelling error, I use an error correcting
I can't have anymore chitlins. I got a hysterectomy.
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I can't hear myself think with all the voices in my head
I can't hear ya buddy, back me up.   Timon
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
I can't hear you, I have a banana in my modem
I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you're talking - Lt Drebin
I can't hear you, my tin ear is bothering me agian.
I can't hear you, there's a toucan sitting on the phone line
I can't hear you, type louder
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. - Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. -- Jason B. Standing, Esq
I can't hear you.  There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't hear you.  Type louder!
I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't help being me....I was born this way!
I can't help being what I am. - David Conte
I can't help but feel that the film was flawed in some way
I can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil - Self
I can't help it !!  I'm hooked on phonics !!!
I can't help it - I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it if I'm a force of Nature, can I?
I can't help it if I'm cute! - Dot
I can't help it if I'm lucky
I can't help it if my computer is technologically challenged
I can't help it if my head's a Cthulhu monster - Entrippy
I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.
I can't help it, It has a mind of it's own
I can't help it, it's my nature.
I can't help it. - Dax 2
I can't help it. I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer.
I can't help myself. I like you! --Zek
I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!  Q
I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this
I can't imagine how WE could EVER do that to a guy :) -Serendipity
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieveI can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't imagine why women like men.
I can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up.
I can't keep my eyes open. - Dax 2
I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore.
I can't keep throwin' wrenches at em!
I can't keep up, I'm knackered! - Super Lister
I can't leave her. I love her. - Cochrane
I can't leave the Corp. -- Winters
I can't let Spock die, can I? Kirk
I can't let her die.....not again. - Sisko
I can't let you do this. -- Father Mulcahy to Klinger
I can't lie - I can't tell U that I'm some'n that I'm not
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathy. &lt;Ash&gt;
I can't lie. * Kryten
I can't live without my coffee and my Amiga!!!
I can't live without my coffee and my PC
I can't live... with....or without you Bono, U2
I can't lose you now, Mr. Spock, I can't! - Leila Kalomi
I can't maintain a positive lock. --Yar
I can't make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't make any sense out of these readings! - Dax
I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!!
I can't make ends meet. However, they do wave to each other.
I can't make heads or tails of it. EMHP
I can't make it easy, Commander. Janeway
I can't make it out.  It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY
I can't make the foot pedal work!
I can't make the switch... it's my servante's night off!
I can't mantain a positive lock. Yar
I can't march any more, Tom said haltingly
I can't march any more, the soldier said haltingly.
I can't marry her...she's my friend!   Simba
I can't mate in captivity.  Gloria Steinem.
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married
I can't nail the plates to the table without breaking them
I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard.
I can't paint your portrait with those tears in your eye
I can't play baby for much longer, Baby! - Mel Mental to Minda  [Tick]
I can't play the guitar because my fingers are too big, said Tom fretfully
I can't post.... 55!!! -McFly
I can't potty in there!  It's disgusting! - Wakko
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.
I can't pretend the stranger is the long awaited friend -Rush
I can't promise anything but I can promise 100%.
I can't protect you, Agent Mulder. - Skinner
I can't quite make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I can't read or write... I just fake it.
I can't recycle my landing gear.  No large trash bags on board.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I can't remember my dreams because I only dream at 300 dpi.
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead
I can't remember the last time I forgot something!
I can't remember this one
I can't remember what the issue was here.
I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk
I can't remember whether I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
I can't remember which Taglines are mine and which I stole.
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen!
I can't remember which are mine and which are Jack Butler's
I can't remember which are mine and which are yours
I can't remember which recipes are snagged and which I wrote!
I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote
I can't remember,I can't recall
I can't repair the station without your help. Bashir
I can't reply, I didn't ply in the first place.
I can't run without my theme...  Mike Nelson
I can't say I'm suprised. -- Rimmer
I can't scan the interior. Kim
I can't scream for HELP! My F1 key is racing: in Monaco.
I can't see a single storm cloud in the sky
I can't see the diff. can you see the diff?? I can't see
I can't see the forest for the clear-cuts
I can't see through Windows.
I can't see you over there. Neelix
I can't see...your eyesight will return in time
I can't seem to be able to count past...14. --Vir.
I can't seem to find that voice of reason.
I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate
I can't seeyour eyesight will return in time
I can't send you flowers, baby, but I can send you.   Nick Adams
I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will.  - Troi.
I can't shake this feeling from my head
I can't shoot approaches now; they're out of season!!
I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
I can't sit down. The boss's foot is lodged in my sitter
I can't sit here all night! ;)
I can't sleep anywhere! - Winchester. Try the minefield. - Hawkeye
I can't sleep, or clean my room - Crow sings
I can't sleep--can't stop my brain!
I can't spell that either! -Blank Reg
I can't spell worth a shirt.
I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations. --The Doctor
I can't stand him when he's like this
I can't stand him when he's like this.  Tom Servo
I can't stand intolerant people.
I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
I can't stand sitting.
I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
I can't stomach the thought. ;)
I can't stop my leg!!!
I can't stop thinking like this.
I can't stop writing
I can't stop, I can't breathe, I can't think, I'm in love again -- S.P
I can't stress this enough-read my lips: Mo new taxes.
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity.  Tom Servo
I can't take any chances, even with you. - Kira
I can't take it with me, so you can have my tagline!
I can't take this!  Help me, man! Help me before I go E-E-NSANE!
I can't take you *anywhere*. - Scully to Mulder
I can't take you seriously at all. You're too cute
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up!
I can't talk now, I'm too ^%#&ing busy. Or is it vice versa?
I can't tell exactly where, but my brother's in Phoenix.
I can't tell how good a hand I have with all these wild cards. -- Worf
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper!
I can't tell if I'm in a groove, or a rut!!!
I can't tell if this is true or a dream.
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically.
I can't tell you about it.  I had you going there! -- Jake Sisko
I can't tell you about it.... I had you going there!!! Jake
I can't tell you how delighted I am to hear that. - Mullibok
I can't tell you how happy this makes me. Madred
I can't tell you how much I've looked forward to this moment. - Winn
I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS
I can't think of a Tagline!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of a good TAG line - Bummer!
I can't think of a good recipe - Bummer!
I can't think of a recipe!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of anything right now
I can't think of anything that remotely fits the subject.
I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me
I can't think/Hey! What's in that drink?   Ramones 
I can't touch bottom, but I can sure bang the hell out of the sides.
I can't trace my family back very far, but still proudly believe that I, too, had ancestors,,,
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it. -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands
I can't understand it. --Cranston.
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars
I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war. - Hawkeye
I can't understand why it's still raining; the weekend is over.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage
I can't understand you...E-NUN-CIATE! - The Tick to the Idea Men
I can't use Win95. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows 95.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows because my cat buried my mouse.
I can't use Windows! My cat ate my mouse...
I can't use Windows.  I've feeded my mouse to my cat.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate the computer mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the computer mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows...my cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Work Bench, my cat ate my mouse
I can't use contractions. - Data
I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
I can't use windows, my cat ate my mouse.....for a second time
I can't use windows.  Mt cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail. - Homer
I can't wait *..forever..* to get those shoes..!
I can't wait for 1994! Throw the liberals OUT of office!
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I can't wait for INtel to introduce the Sextium!
I can't wait for the Bill Clinton MEMORIAL stamp
I can't wait for the James Exon *Memorial* Stamp!
I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient.
I can't wait for the wake. - Mulder (Humbug)
I can't wait till I get some REAL taglines
I can't wait to get you in my Sickbay. � Beverly
I can't wait to see what he's come up with. --La Forge
I can't wait until I'm old enough to "putter around" - Calvin
I can't walk away from you.
I can't walk in your shoes until you tell me the size
I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
I can't watch another episode of SeaQuest. -- Tom Servo
I can't whistle at my boyfriend, he leaves me breathless!
I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
I can't worry about every under capitalized business. -Hillary Clinton
I can't write five words but that I change seven.  -  D. Parker
I can't write five words but that I change seven.&lt;D.Parker&gt;
I can't zeem to locate our disposable lighter, said Tom xenophobically.
I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you. -- Worf
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. ~ Worf
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
I can't, i'am playing DOOM now
I can't.  He can.  Let Him.
I can't.  I'm prevented from that by a promise. -- Riker
I can't.  My arms are inoperable. -- Tom Servo
I can't.  My chocolate -appreciation class meets that night.
I canna change the laws of physics, but I can find ya some loopholes.
I canna' change the laws of assimilation -- Scotty of Borg
I cannot 'freq it, wife says NO !!!!!
I cannot afford to waste my time making money!
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellman
I cannot be a man by wishing; I will die a woman, grieving
I cannot be bought. However, I can be rented. --Don O'Shaughnessy
I cannot be help responsible for the above email, as apparently my cats have learned how to type
I cannot become nervous. - Data
I cannot believe God plays dice with the cosmos. - Albert Einstein
I cannot believe I just said that - Rimmer
I cannot believe I'm getting advice about women from my son! Sisko
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics
I cannot change another person.  And I have no right to try.
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm @TO@ of Borg
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm Sharon Milo of Borg
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it
I cannot eat with the family. May computer gets lonely
I cannot give you much attention, witch people. -Moander
I cannot guarentee success. Romulan
I cannot help what you think I said.  I never say what I think.
I cannot help you. --Hugh
I cannot let it spread beyond this colony. - Kirk
I cannot live without books. - Thomas Jefferson
I cannot make this feeling go away
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar
I cannot put my finger on it now, The child is grown, the dream is gon
I cannot relinquish command under these conditions. Spock
I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient
I cannot say enough in support of home visits. - Hillary Clinton
I cannot say" - Fox Mulder
I cannot say. - Mulder
I cannot scream for HELP! My F1 Key racing: in Monac
I cannot seem to do it right - Data
I cannot steal from my children...they lock their ro
I cannot stun my cat
I cannot stun my cat.  But I can perform a sex change.
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O                               Data
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O Data
I cannot stun my cat. But I can perform a sex change
I cannot teach him.  The boy has no patience.  -  Yoda
I cannot tell you how grateful I am--I am filled with humidity. --Gib Lewis
I cannot tell you how much all this troubles me. - Delenn
I cannot think of anything that looks bad, yet feels good - Night stand
I cannot tolerate intolerance!
I cannot, no Vulcan could, explain further. Spock
I cannot....hold my shape any longer. - Odo
I cant believe it's not butter!
I cant figure,is why ALL never replies to my messages!
I cant remember off hand what the 07 code was going to be used for
I cant see a single storm cloud in the sky...
I cantBheld responsible4above emailas apparently my cats have learned how2type
I care
I carpalate...therefore I am on-line.
I carry a pistol 'cause my rifle won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol 'cause my shotgun won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol because my AK-47 won't fit in my purse
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I cast CoP: Pink with Purple polka dots
I cast fireball! Tom said magically.
I catch Spears....usually..except for now***
I categorically deny ever having written a word of this.
I caught it. Just before he died. Bender
I caught the scent of death. - Louis
I caught two hares, said Tom abrasively.
I caught ya! Stealing my taglines eh?
I caught you stealing my tagline!!! How did I know??
I caught you, you bitch! - Mike as bad guy to hero
I certainly don't
I certainly don't look like the creature... He isn't cute enou.
I certainly hope it's cheap and trashy
I certainly wouldn't trust anybody who understands us. - Hawkeye
I chalked up some frequent Loser miles today - Al Bundy
I challenge you to a tagline duel
I change gears, so people don't know *what* to believe...:)
I changed it to 'trust everything', didn't I tell you? - Mulder
I changed it! Sisko
I changed my mind Rabbi. Put it back!!!
I changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum. --Calvin.
I changed my mind. Again. Uhura to Sulu-2
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy, All!
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy. -- Sam Beckett
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I changed the name of the country to A.S.U. - Tom
I channel for turnips
I chased Chastity until she was chaste no more.
I chased Fido with a net!
I cheat, but at least I'm honest about it
I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul next to me.
I checked my Notebook? I CHECKED MY NOTEBOOK!
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought poison ivy!
I checked the *last* door for the trap. You do it this time!
I chewed my lip 'til it bled/But the phone made not a sound  Utopia 
I choked Linda Lovelace.
I choose never to go anywhere with you again, Q. --Vash
I choose not to answer. - Picard
I choose not to cope!
I choose not to pay my voluntary income tax.
I choose the battlefield.  I assert reality. - Dream
I choose the danger. - McCoy
I choose to fight for youth, to fight for truth... - Fishbone
I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King
I choose to steal what you choose to show
I chop down trees for a living, said Tom lumberingly.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra.
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I claim this Mongol for all crows everywhere - Tom
I claim this chest for France. -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this chest for Mother Russia!  -- KITH
I claim this chest for Spain.  -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this echo in the name of (pause...) who?
I claim this suit for the revival of Zion! feel our spirit! SIEG JION!
I claim this tagline in the name of Mars. Isn't that loverly? Hmmmm?
I clean house every other day. This is not the other day.
I clean house every other day....  Today is the other day!
I clean house using the Peg Bundy technique - ignore it.
I clean public lavatories. After 5 years they give me a brush
I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.
I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym
I climbed Mount Everest, said Tom hilariously.
I climbed up the tube, but couldn't find Jeffery anywhere!
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's Maggie wants.
I close my eyes, it gets black, and then it gets morning. - JMS
I cn't clean my desk until they loosen my straightjacket+
I cna tpye 300 wrods a mnieut!
I cna tpye 300w rods per mniuet~!
I cna tyep 300 wrods a mineut!!
I cna tyep 300w rods pre minuet!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
I collect PEZ dispensers
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! 
I collect fairy tales, said Tom grimly.
I collect fairy tales, said the Moderator grimly.
I collect nipple impressions.
I collect spores, mildew, and fungus.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I color outside the borders.
I come back like an elasticized yoyo. - Anna Steven
I come bearing a message of unholy death - Mike
I come fairly...to kill you honestly.
I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee
I come from Alabama with a Tagline on my knee
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
I come from a broken home. I'm the one who broke it.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
I come from a land down undah! - Men at Work
I come from a land where men are men & sheep are scared.
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I come from a minority, my parents loved me. - B. Seigel
I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
I come from a stupid family.  During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west! --Rodney Dangerfield
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come in peace
I come in peace, you go in pieces!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and football!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I come in peace.... Then leave in pieces!
I come in the house and my cat takes messages FOR ME!!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. - Shakespeare
I come to bury Ferret, not to praise him
I come to seize your berries!
I come to seize your berry, not to praise it
I come unbundled.
I command a private army, said Tom maliciously.
I command you to make the walls bleed! - Bart to haunted house
I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly
I committed the first sin, said Adam, originally
I como, I esta, I usted.
I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller.
I completely agree with your last statement.  What was it again?
I completely condone what you're doing - Mike
I completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally.
I complimented the bank on the calendar they sentme. It's been right every month so far
I compute, therefore IBM
I compute, therefore, I AM NOT A TAGLINE
I concede that you were right about this place
I conceded. Jesus was a man that lived and died. Now get on with it!
I condemn a lot of people, so they should be in good company.  - SJ
I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act:  I've programmed computers.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act: I've programme
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I confess! We've been telling Quayle he IS Jack Kennedy!!
I confess, I murdered my CapsLock, it was blackmailing me
I configured those coils myself. - O'Brien
I confuse myself just fine, thank you.  Don't need help.
I confuse the onset of senility with the downfall of civilisation!
I confused him. I did it better. I did it quicker. I was first!
I consider ALL arguments in support of my view
I consider cake and ice-cream my just desserts.
I consider reality an intrusion on my dreams.
I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one. -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
I consider the entire conversation something best forgotten. Garak
I consider this a volunteer mission. -- Sisko
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
I consulted an attorney(Zoe Baird)
I contacted Satan this morning and he said it's gonna be a great day!!
I contend he's been reading too much material.
I continue to miss my ex-wife, but my aim WILL improve!
I contribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. - Florence Nightingale
I control the world's supply of dairy products! - Frank, MST3K
I control the world's supply of dairy products! -- TV's Frank
I converted Tom Servo into a pony-keg - Joel
I cooks it, they eats it, Charles cleans up.
I cooks it, they eats it, Wesley cleans up.
I cool my coffee by holding it closer to my heart.
I cough only because I'm a little frightened.   Ingrid Bergman
I could NEVER leave here... my feet are frozen to the ground.
I could almost tell my wife I love her - Mike as hero
I could always draw it on paper
I could always draw it on paper, Tom figured.
I could always kill you and ask your corpse.  -Strahd
I could attempt to remodulate the Tricorders delta-band emissions
I could be Heisenberg of Borg.  I cannot be certain.
I could be a perfect parent if I didn't have kids!
I could be a valuable member of the team. - Q
I could be anybody, said ___ namelessly.
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know. � Monty Python
I could be arguing in my spare time.
I could be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I could be arguing on my own time
I could be chasin' an untamed ornithoid without cause
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid. -- Data
I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone. - Beatles
I could be reworked, but I'll never be top-of-the-line again.
I could be writing this crap! -Crow on guessing next line
I could be wrong. - Michael Cosgrove
I could beat you with half my brain tied behind my back!
I could broadcast every Sunday...a commandment a week! - Fr. Mulcahy
I could burst into flames on a warm summer day
I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions
I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you... - Quark
I could dance till the cows come home.  On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx
I could destroy this planet. - Kirk
I could do great things if I weren't so busy doing little things
I could do without many things with no hardship - you are not one of them. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I could easily comment, but.. that would be FAR too easy. ;)
I could eat a dictionary & puke a better tagline.
I could eat a dictionary and barf up a better tagline!
I could eat her like an Icecream Cone!
I could eat the lot of you.
I could get lost inside your arms.
I could get out for bravery. I'm not making it for nutsery. -- Klinger
I could get this kind of abuse at home
I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter
I could go to heaven You ? I doubt it - Calvin and Hobbes
I could hardly believe my nose! * Lister
I could have BBSed all night
I could have SWORN that he said you smoked
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
I could have been a Socialist - but I had too much self respect!
I could have been eating dogs instead! - Takhisis
I could have been like Jeff Kennett ; except my parents were married
I could have been your father, but the dog beat me over the back fence
I could have just been picking nits. -- Wesley to Riker.
I could have lurked all night
I could have more fun in a cat litter
I could have my chin smallered - Tom
I could have prevented all of it. Kirk, 'The Apple'
I could have saved her. Do you know what you jut did?? McCoy
I could have stuck with DOS, but NO
I could have sworn I saw your face on an Elvis stamp!
I could have sworn I used birth control.  I pulled out
I could have told that just by looking at you. O'Brien
I could have used Windows.  Maybe.  For about 5 seconds
I could influence our fate in time and space
I could influence our fate in time and space. --Corwin
I could keep it above, but then it wouldn't be sky anymore
I could kill you, but I prefer to use you. - Kalas
I could learn to like opera. � Yakko, Animaniacs
I could learn to like this. - Janet Jackson
I could learn to live without it.
I could lick it until my tounge's sore !!               �
I could lie & say it held me captivated...but I don't do lying.-Anna
I could listen to him for hours.
I could live a million
I could name that crotch in- Mike
I could never be a nudist.  I always spill hot coffee in my lap.
I could never be a woman. I'd stay at home and play with my breasts all day. -- Steve Martin
I could never learn to like her -- except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.  -- Mark Twain
I could never smoke, drink, gamble or do drugs...I'm much too cheap!
I could never underestimate your intelligence. - Dogbert
I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I could organize your closet for you. - Data
I could pick up a few credits for this one. Max
I could probably think better without your hand on my thigh
I could prove God statistically
I could prove God statistically - George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I could quit incense anytime I wanted!  I'M NOT ADDICTED!
I could really use a new vacuum. Is your head available?
I could really use my gun here. - Peter Caine
I could respond with more agile and funny repartee
I could say home sweet home, sir - Data
I could see that...  TV's Frank
I could see the freckles on his nose if he had some.  Geordi
I could send them to you, but I'd want some money up front, of course
I could set you up with a _terrific_ holosuite program! - Quark
I could show you my favorite obsession
I could show you my favorite obsession... - Frank N. Furter
I could show you my favourite obsession
I could sing about last night. -- Donna Hayward
I could spare you, but why?
I could spread a particle beam out of the anti-matter chamber-Geordi
I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight, said Tom affably.
I could sure use something to help fan this fire! Tom bellowed
I could swear this message is a dupe Kyle D Jackson.
I could take it to the matter reclamation unit? - Nog
I could tear your walls down as I chip at who you are now. -Candlebox
I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
I could type 10 times as fast if I used all my fingers
I could use 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I could use a belt. - Potter. We know just the place. - Hawkeye
I could use a friend on Bajor.  I'd like it to be you. - Kira
I could use a little frivolity.. !
I could use a little of that kind of help myself. - Hawkeye
I could use both those lists (She's Stupid (Obviously)) (ROFL)!!!
I could use one about now. - Dax
I could watch the northern lights for hours.
I could wax eloquent, but will spare you.
I could've missed the pain, but I'd've missed the dance Garth Brooks
I could've put a tag here, but it seems kinda redundant now.
I could've sworn I switched him with Barney at birth.
I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with
I couldn't *find* any traps
I couldn't afford 10W30 oil, so I put Oil of Olay in my engine
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I couldn't care less about your trivial childhood! -- Martis to Rom
I couldn't care less what happened to a _Klingon_ ship. - Sisko
I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.
I couldn't disagree with you more
I couldn't do my homework last night because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't even punch my way out of a paper bag, which is what I wore to my fights since I couldn't afford a robe
I couldn't figure out what birds and bees had to do with anything.
I couldn't figure that out at first. - Sisko
I couldn't find any context. Maybe I'll try behind the couch
I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!
I couldn't get any condoms, but there was an empty crisp-packet !
I couldn't help but admire his tenacity. - Beverly
I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else.
I couldn't imagine running the station without you. - Kira
I couldn't just let him lie there, all alone and scared
I couldn't let all those people die. - Amanda Rogers
I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
I couldn't pay my TAB at the SPACE BAR so I LEFT
I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown. -- Al Calavicci
I couldn't possibly be wrong!I use error-correcting modem
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your HORN louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder!
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
I couldn't resist!
I couldn't retire. -Sean Connery
I couldn't run this station without you - Sinclair
I couldn't scare a paranoid schizophrenic.
I couldn't shoot a game of pool with a shotgun. - Sam Beckett
I couldn't spell it right & so now Worf is after me with his Bat'leth!
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. - Yogi Berra
I couldn't tell what happened until I finished the autopsy. --Bashir
I couldn't tell you what anyone of these things are - Scully (3x19)
I couldn't tell, she was on the fence. - Quark
I couldn't think of a Politically Correct tagline
I couldn't think of a tagline!
I couldn't think of anything for this tagline!
I couldn't think of anything stupid to say here
I couldn't think of one
I couldn't think of where to start, so I didn't!
I couldn't understand the directions...! - Jake
I couldn't use my computer today because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't wait for success...so I went ahead without it. --Jonathan Winters
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counsel you to buy from me gold tried in the fire
I count religion but a childish toy ... there is no sin but ignorance
I count religion but a childish toy. - Marlowe
I count three landscapes, Tom said horizontally.
I counted you among the dead the minute you touched that girl. --Crow.
I counterfeit only pennies.
I cracked the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I crap bigger than this film!
I crap bigger than you. - Andre the Giant
I crashed my Windows - used the Necronom Icon!
I crawled down alleys to try and scrape away the tracks that marked me.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no class.
I cried because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet.
I cried myself to sleep every night for months. Human Torres
I cried out - "Don't look Ethyl..."  But It was too late.
I cried out to the skies, "It's lonely being immortal!"  To no avail.
I cried when I had no hat until I met a man who had no head
I cried when Peebles and Bam Bam got married.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero
I cross my heart and hope you die!
I crucify myself everyday
I crucify myself everyday --Tori Amos
I crucify myself everyday.
I crunch, therefore I am. - Desfroggies
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer.
I cry all the time.    Ernest Borgnine
I csn typ e 300 wrdsp er min ute!
I curse the day Sandy Frank was born! - Tom
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I cut it three times and it's still too short!
I cut my dog's toenails too far, Tom said quickly.
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I dance at a topless club, the girl said barely.
I dance in the stars as they whirl throughout space
I danced like popcorn over a hot fire!! Had I good time, I'm told.
I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
I dare you to cross this tagline
I dare you to swipe this tagline. OK, THIS one! THIS ONE!
I dare, because I care. - The Tick
I date this girl for two years - and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name"  - Mike Binder
I dated Betty Crocker once...she was moist and easy!
I dated Betty Crocker.  She was easy, soft and moist.
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too. - Weird Al
I dated a contortionist, but he broke it off
I daydream, you are an escapist, he should see a psychiatrist.
I dazzle people!!!! :)
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I dealt a flush with Tarot cards. Five people died.
I dearly love my machine. - Lady Taltos
I debunked a fundie once: I read him his Bible
I decided i was never coming down
I decided not to be an atheist.  No Holidays!
I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed the credits. (DUSTIN HOFFMAN)
I decided to grab all the tags that followed and weed them out later.
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal... - S. Wright
I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired
I decided to wait until I could figure out what was going on. - Ro
I dedicate the remaining minute of my life to the poor! - Dogbert
I defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I definitely hear a bowling alley.  Joel Robinson
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. -- Garth Algar
I degrade myself for the pleasure of others.
I deleted 3/4 of it because I wanted to see if I could rebuild it.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
I demand IMPUNITY!
I demand my money back!  I counted only 100 dalmatians
I demand satisfaction! - Maj. Margaret Hoolihan
I demand that I may or may not be lying!
I demand that I may, or may not, be Vroomfondel
I demand the right to statement first. Spock
I demand thingies.  I demand scientific thingies! -Martin Knutsen
I demand to be shot!  Its my right! -- Simon Killian
I denies the allegation - and I resents the alligator!
I deny that I ever said actors are cattle. What I said was, 'Actors should be treated like cattle'. - Alfred Hitchcock
I deny the allegation, and I defy the allegators !
I deny you nothing.  Nothing. -- Straub, Nosferatu
I depend entirely on word of mouth for Trek facts. - Anna Steven
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine
I derailed my train of thought - hundreds were killed.
I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment. - Dire Wolf
I desPISE guessing games.   Scar
I deserve a promotion to captain for this, sir. � Beverly
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. - Dan Quayle
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. --Slartibartfast
I designate you my chief heir
I designate you my chief heir, Tom said willingly
I desire that we may be better strangers
I despise WINDOWS!
I despise WINDOWS! I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do
I despise guessing games. -- Scar
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
I detest communism, because it is the negation of liberty
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries. --H.L. Mencken
I devote my spare time to neglecting duties
I dewnt beleeeeve it!
I di wana an kwa'hol a:kokshi
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT.. and I got cut off!                 -..X
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT...I was cut off.
I did *NOT* escape from the institution!  They gave me a day pass!
I did *not* escape...  they gave me a day pass.
I did *not* flip out.  I freaked. -- Crow T. Robot
I did NOT become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel
I did NOT claw my way to the top of the foodchain to eat vegetables!
I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
I did NOT flip out. I freaked - Crow
I did NOT see a big worm...Nothing out in space...Nosiree...-Astronaut
I did _not_ escape... they gave me a day pass.
I did a bit of boxing before I joined the Jesuits. - Mulcahy
I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage
I did a text file SAVE of your orig. message - Lotsa good recipes.
I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!
I did better the first time I messed up!
I did do something.  I panicked, hehehe... -- Crow T. Robot
I did do something. I paniced, hehehe - Crow
I did feed ALF..........................to the cat
I did feed the cat!.............to the DOG!
I did feed the cat..........................to ALF
I did get a life. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I did have something on........I had the radio on !!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it exactly like you showed me. - Neela
I did it for Jodie Foster - Crow as kid who stole plane
I did it for Jodie Foster... -- Crow T. Robot
I did it for the Captain of the Starship Enterprise - Kirk ST:G
I did it for the money. - Alfred Krupp, industrialist under Hitler
I did it for you. I did it for this crew. - Seska
I did it just for you, Mary Draganis!
I did it with the actor Mr. Parker, she confessed
I did it! I found the program's last bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bug! bug! bug! bug! bug! bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bugbugbugbug.
I did it! It's finally gone! I'm free! Denevan
I did it!! - Crow confesses murder
I did it. I killed them all
I did it. I killed them all -- Timothy
I did it. I killed them all.
I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I did my pushups in the nude, but I didn't see the mouse trap.
I did no such thing! I don't cheat on trivia questions. Rude. - Anna
I did not ABANDON the ship prematurely. --Kira
I did not ask for success. I asked for wonder and You gave it to me.
I did not come aboard this ship to become a veteranarian. Neelix
I did not come for him. I came for you. - Data
I did not come on board this ship to be a veterinarian, Captain!
I did not come on this ship to be a veterinarian, captain.-Neelix
I did not come to destroy, but to fulfil. - Matthew 5:17
I did not commit a fatal error!
I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass.
I did not have SEX with that Intern, Chandra Levy!
I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim. Tuvok
I did not intend to sit on you. I did not realize that was you.
I did not know that.  That is wild, wacky shtuff.  -- J. Carson
I did not mean what you thought I said I meant.
I did not say this.  I was not here.  You will not remember this
I did not say this.  I was not here. -- The Guild Navigator
I did not see Elvis
I did not see Elvis - Bart Simpson's lines
I did not see Elvis -Bart
I did not see Elvis -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G07
I did not see Elvis. - Bart's Board
I did not see Elvis. --Bart Simpson.
I did not study acting to portray a cartoon character. - Bujold
I did not understand that wanting does not always lead to action.
I did not win...I busted him up  Data
I did not wish to bother you with my insignificant visit. - Winn
I did not........'grow up' as you think of it... - Odo
I did read the docs - but I don't believe them!
I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them
I did read the docs, that's why I'm SO confused!
I did sculpt her in butter once - Crow
I did see a few more a couple of days ago, but since I'm here only since
I did send a copy of the disk; I xeroxed it!
I did sign the organ donor card, I thought you'd wait till I was dead
I did so! - or not! (Depending on whether or not I was supposed to)
I did start using Taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did that on purpose
I did the KFC Bombing!!!  Oh wait, wrong building
I did the application now how i do the Icon?
I did use taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did'nt say it! It was him!
I didn"t make desisions on 99% of the things I had opinions about.-HRC
I didn't *do* it, man, I only *said* it. --Lenny Bruce
I didn't *really* call you Eddie-baby, did I sweetie?
I didn't *steal* your girlfriend! I just *borrowed* her for a while!
I didn't DO IT! It's really San Andreas' Fault!
I didn't DO IT, my modem did! <---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep LIE!
I didn't SAY they were GOOD. :)
I didn't STEAL your tagline, @F, I IMPROVED it!
I didn't appreciate Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I didn't ask for excuses!  I want service!
I didn't ask for this.  I didn't ask to become their God. 闡 Lister
I didn't ask to be killed. Merlyn Temple
I didn't ask to get hatched into this family! - Robbie
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. --Mark Twain
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either
I didn't believe in reincarnation last time either
I didn't betray you.  I simply put a stop to you.  Pamela Franklin
I didn't catch the Blue Wave!
I didn't cheat,  I just changed the Rules!.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat veggies.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat innards!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain so I could eat GRITS!
I didn't come here looking for trouble, just the Red Dwarf Shuffle!
I didn't create reality... I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't design the room.  I just work here.
I didn't design the room. I just work here. -HoloDoc
I didn't do anything - unless I was supposed to
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!  You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  You didn't see me!  You can't prove it!  Calvin
I didn't do it! (hmmm... I know I'll blame Hermit!) - Quickling
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! --Bart Simpson.
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpson
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove a thing! - Bart Simpson
I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything---Bart
I didn't do it, and I can justify it all the way!
I didn't do it, and besides it was an accident.
I didn't do it, my modem did! &lt;---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't do it, no one saw me, and you can't prove a thing!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, and you can't prove it! - Bart
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, really, I'm innocent.
I didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
I didn't do it, you can't prove it, and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it.  I don't know who did it.  I won't do it again
I didn't do it.  You can't prove it.  Nobody saw me.  The sheep are lying!
I didn't do it.  You didn't see me.  You can't prove anyt
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. Can't prove anything. It wasn't me.
I didn't do it. You didn't see me. You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it...the computer did!
I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
I didn't do it; nobody saw me; you can't prove it; the aardvark lies!
I didn't even see it coming. - Riker
I didn't exist. --Aaron Machado
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't expect to die my first day on the job. --Harriman.
I didn't fall for *that* one the first time I saw it *many* months ago
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian
I didn't find The Tick, but I found a beautiful pie! - Sewer Urchin
I didn't find any of the other surname's in the book.
I didn't find anything at first. --Dax
I didn't find much to go on but I got an address. - Scully
I didn't follow orders. 8 members of the away team died. - Ro Laren
I didn't forget HOW to have sex....I just forget WHY!
I didn't get a chance to go through these to weed out the dupes.
I didn't get around to it because I didn't get around to it. Seska
I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked. - Mulder
I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily
I didn't get my H. J. Heinz Pickle Pen!
I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired. -- Rita Gain
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman.  Fred MacMurray
I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff. - Hoolihan
I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas!  :(
I didn't have a childhood - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a childhood. -- Crow T. Robot
I didn't have a choice.  I mooned the whole class
I didn't have a mother - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a mother.  Crow T. Robot
I didn't have any friends....I didn't have anyone to talk to. - Sito
I didn't hear you. 'Yes you did.'
I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct. - Han
I didn't imagine it Scully! - Mulder
I didn't inhale.  Bill Clinton
I didn't inhale. - D. Atkins
I didn't invent sin. . . I'm just trying to perfect it!
I didn't just 'let you die.' --Bashir
I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!
I didn't kill him. - Kira
I didn't know California had hick towns.
I didn't know I liked Calgary until I left. - Junior Thurman.
I didn't know I was so lonely till I found you.  - Eagles
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that!
I didn't know Lisa Marie Presley was a 10-year-old boy.
I didn't know Rush was in the movies: Jabba the Hutt!
I didn't know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didn't know chickens HAD fingers
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
I didn't know he was dead, I thought he was British!
I didn't know he'd fall for me and I'd drive him insane
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. - Loretta Lynn
I didn't know how you'd feel about it - Troi
I didn't know it couldn't be done....so I did it!
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't know it was impossible; I just did it
I didn't know lasers could be printed
I didn't know something could kick this much ass! - Butt-Head
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that was @F sleeping in the blender
I didn't know that was Myra I Fox sleeping in the blender. Yikes!
I didn't know that was Odo sleeping in the Blender. - O'Brien.
I didn't know that was Orville sleeping in the blender.
I didn't know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head!
I didn't know there was a pool down there. - Thug
I didn't know there were any Klingons on the station. -- Sisko
I didn't know we had a King, I thought we were an autonomous collective
I didn't know who or where I was, never felt better in my li
I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully - Fox Mulder
I didn't know you could do *that* with a cattle prod!!
I didn't know you could get wool from 'em, too.
I didn't know you could play.. - Joe I don't. - Duncan
I didn't know you knew anything military. -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye
I didn't know you were called Dennis!  --  King Arthur of Camelot
I didn't laugh out loud because I was afraid my head would fall off.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth. --Homer Simpson
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like that option, so I un-re-dis-enabled it.
I didn't like that tagline. So I made this one up!
I didn't like the other (fishes), they were all too flat
I didn't like the others. They were all too flat.
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The curtain was up
I didn't listen to Prozac, but the bottle it came in told me to kill.
I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
I didn't lose, I was just a little behind at the finish
I didn't make Bill Clinton a buffoon.  He is one, Rush Limbaugh
I didn't make a mistake.  The computer misunderstood my request.
I didn't make the connection... I'm bad that way... - Anna Steven
I didn't make the rules so they have nothing on me
I didn't make this world. I only brought it to its knees.
I didn't mean right now! - Troi to Worf
I didn't mean right now! -- Troi
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy - Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy.           *Wesley*
I didn't mean to cause a big scene. Just lemme finish this glass.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Richie. Mikey
I didn't need [a dog] because I have Barbara Bush.  -- George Bush
I didn't need to throw the blinding white light. McCoy
I didn't order "uhhh", I ordered large fry, pie, large coffee!
I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
I didn't order room service. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't pay FICA on my imported aliens. (T. Jefferson)
I didn't pay my pbill. I wonder how long my phone will la
I didn't pay my phone bill. I wonder how long my phone w}    NO CARRIER
I didn't pick this Tagline!  It did!  Blame it!  Not me!
I didn't picture him pouring out his guts, either. - Anna Steven
I didn't play like I was the sysop, he did!
I didn't raise you to say things you don't mean. - Richard Franklin
I didn't reach the food chain summit to eat vegetables
I didn't realize how good it could be.
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in s
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in so little time
I didn't realize that 'ek' lacked semantic content.  -- Mark Coletti
I didn't realize. --Guinan
I didn't really say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I didn't recognise you without a disguise. - Kevin of Zun
I didn't say "World's Greatest Lover!" It was "World's Biggest Lurker!"
I didn't say I was BORN again...I said I was into PORN again!
I didn't say I was trying to DIET!  I'm dying to TRY IT!
I didn't say I was trying to diet!  I said, "I'm DYING to TRY it!"-ss
I didn't say I was trying to diet, I said I was dying to try it!
I didn't say I'm trying to diet.  I said I'm dying to try it
I didn't say Toronto was the Centre of the Universe. But it is true
I didn't say it was *THE* Huggy Bear - Crow
I didn't say it was *the* Huggy Bear!  Crow T. Robot
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I didn't say it.  Milton said it.  And he was blind. -- Lucifer
I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was %*&#ing Goofey.
I didn't say that. - Sisko
I didn't see Cliffhanger - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't see a darn thing... Is your cloaking device still on?
I didn't see nothin', I was home watchin' TV.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I didn't sign any disarmament treaty. - Mulder (Apocrypha)
I didn't start it, Counsel, but I may very well end it. - Kirk
I didn't start listing *categorized* Tags `till I had over 3,000!
I didn't steal it, I was tagline pooling
I didn't steal the tagline, I'm only testing it
I didn't steal this tagline....I replicated it
I didn't stick around too long after I came, though
I didn't stole any tagline!
I didn't take it; I returned it; It was mine all the time
I didn't take no stereos! - Ben Johnson
I didn't think I was going to win before. Bashir
I didn't think I was that scary to look at!
I didn't think I'd ever finish it. - Mullibok
I didn't think anyone was paying attention. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't think it was THAT funny...  -Prof. Atkinson
I didn't think semi's used conductors - just a driver.
I didn't think you had the lobes! - Quark
I didn't think you'd be so, personable.
I didn't touch that girl! -- Ted Kennedy
I didn't type it, nobody saw me type it, you can't prove anything!
I didn't type this in for my health, you know!
I didn't type this. I was just brushing the crumbs out of my keyboard
I didn't upload that virus?
I didn't vote for Change!  But that's all I've got left.
I didn't vote for Clinton BECAUSE he didn't inhale
I didn't vote for Clinton, I voted for Bush!
I didn't vote for Clinton--OR her husband!
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
I didn't vote for the "Dope from Hope."
I didn't wake up grouchy ... She's still asleep.   SHHHH!
I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep this morning
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grumpy this morning..... I let her sleep
I didn't want to be a barber... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK! � Python
I didn't want to believe in free will but I had no choice
I didn't want to decive my husband. Adel Renn
I didn't want to get my knees dirty. - Mulder to Scully on Patterson
I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination
I didn't want to think of a tagline, so I didn't!
I didn't want you thinking me harsh - Picard
I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded - Picard
I didn't write that!  It sounds more like &lt;Shakespeare&gt;!
I didn't write the above message. It's just a glitch in the system
I didn't write the above message. It's really just random line noise
I didn't write this message; a very complex macro did
I didn't write this tagline. It's just a glitch in the system.
I didn't write this.  A very complex macro did
I didn't write those laws.  I like them even less than you do
I didn't yield to temptation.  I came to a complete stop.
I didn't. Ooooh, I NEVER!! No, no, no...yes, yes...a bit. Sorry
I didnt know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger
I die Mondays.
I die happy, with your name on my lips. Farewell, Schweitzer.--Freya
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I died? Why don't I remember dying? --The Doctor.
I diet religiously:  I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight.
I dig roots!
I digress, you ramble, she's off-topic.
I din't kill your father!"--Krycek "*Now* you tell me!"--Mulder (PM)
I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
I direct.
I disagree
I disagree with him. - Sisko
I disagree with unanimity
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the deat
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I disagree with you, but I'll defend to your death the right to say it
I disagree with your aardvark, but I'll defend your right to own him!
I disagree!...mmmm.... what was the subject?
I disagree, but will defend your right to say it-Voltaire
I disagree.
I disappeared in you, you disappeared from me --U2
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it. - Voltaire
I disarmed the trap.
I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon... uh... I run
I disbelieve... Uh... I run
I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
I disclaim my disclaimer!
I discovered QModem is not part of the Continuum.
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch! - Homer
I discovered he had a crush on me. - 007 (Moonraker)
I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
I discovered the Meaning of Life but found Microsoft owned the rights
I discovered the key to success and then they changed the lock.
I dislike US President Clinton and her husband.
I dismiss all beers under 6% for the children and the elderly.
I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007. - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them. The will to a system shows a lack of honesty. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with
I divorced my wife because of her obsession with football
I do *NOT* love my computer more. Please put down my keyboard...dear
I do *not* trough files.  I am *not* an Amiga user.
I do Blue Wave:  Look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I do I do I DO believe in spooks! - Wizard of Oz
I do NOT do Windoze!
I do NOT snag recipes; I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOT steal taglines. I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOW! Should we try to clean the house, or just torch it?
I do Windows but my wife doesn't
I do Windows, but I don't do toilets. There's too much OS/2-poo
I do Windows. Can I also do ANSI?
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do a lot of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.
I do a lot of thinking in the john. Says a lot for my thoughts.
I do a very strenuous exercise routine - aerobic naps.
I do admire Dolly Parton's acting, said Tom, figuratively.
I do admire Raquel Welch's acting, Tom said figuratively
I do and do for you kids and this is the thanks I get !!!
I do anything but my modem is more fun
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I do believe I'm BAkeD.
I do believe I'm drunk. * Kryten
I do believe in spooks! Mommy! Mommy! - Tom
I do belive in Gaos!  I do I do I do I do... -- Joel Robinson
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further
I do desire we may be better strangers.
I do desire we may be better strangers.	-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
I do desire we may be better strangers. -- Shakespeare
I do desire we may be taglined strangers. --Tagspeare
I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one
I do everything better when I'm naked.
I do everything on purpose.  Garfield
I do feel your pain - Bill Clinton
I do get pissed when people point guns at me! - Carl Robinson
I do have hair like yours.... just not on my head! - Cat to Rimmer
I do have some composure thank you. :) - Digital Shakespeare
I do have some creativity somewhere sometimes. - Peter Strickland
I do have some political tags
I do hereby assign all intangibles, in perpetuity,
I do indeed concur, whole-heartedly! --Riker
I do it for the same reason that it frightens you.
I do it in a gentle way :) - Jalapeno
I do it in the archives
I do it so I don't have to look at your ugly face all the time
I do keep my powder dry...it's my brain that's wet!
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. - Crusher
I do know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once!
I do know of a picture of Dax (from DS9), nude!
I do like your sexy smiles, and need more of them
I do love messin' with your mind. - Anna Steven
I do metaphysics knitting with metastrings.
I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.
I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like
I do my drinking from a dixie cup.
I do n't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I do not accept gifts from disapproving gentlemen.   Audrey Hepburn
I do not allow crying in the classroom! - Mrs. Gorf
I do not attack fools, but foolishness. * du Laurens
I do not believe I know a Mr. Whitley. --Data
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. WOODY ALLEN
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance
I do not believe in uncrushable stones.
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe there is much beyond Nomad's capabilites. - Spock
I do not believe this Being is native to our time continuum. - Data
I do not blame you for standing silent in your shame. - Delenn
I do not care what _they_ think. - Gowron
I do not comment on intelligent matters -Jim Bolger
I do not drink like a fish.  I drink like a dolphin
I do not drink living drinks.
I do not drink.... wine! -Dracula
I do not eat lead.
I do not eat living food.
I do not eat snails!  I prefer fast food.
I do not enjoy riddles. � Worf
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.   - Theresa of Avila
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.  - Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Is
I do not feel well.
I do not find your personal proposition appealing. Data
I do not go & seek the inexperienced; he comes & seeks me
I do not have a designation.  My name is Kerzhan.
I do not have a vacancy in my attic!  Bats in the belfry, maybe
I do not have an ego.  I am right.
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I do not have diplomatic immunity - Bart Simpson's lines
I do not have diplomatic immunity -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F20
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart Simpson
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart's Board
I do not have diplomatic immunity. --Bart Simpson.
I do not have the same resources I once had, Captain. - Delenn
I do not have those answers. - Kahless
I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language
I do not have to destroy because I do not fear. - Master Mold
I do not in any way represent the views or policies of my employer.
I do not introduce the log! -Log Lady
I do not invent Hypotheses.  -- Isaac Newton
I do not jest and please don't call me Shirley!
I do not know my name - Data
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself, and God forbids that I should
I do not know what anything is for!
I do not know what he is, but I am sure he belongs to you
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu
I do not know which of them is a traitor, so kill 'em all
I do not know. - Worf
I do not lead you, you lead me The Spectre - KC #3
I do not lie, and react badly to people who say I lie. -- Butler
I do not like Green Day and Jam. I do not like them, DJ man
I do not like SPAM/But will eat green eggs and ham./So there, Sam-I-am
I do not like any of my loved ones.
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like it! --Data
I do not like work even when another person does it. (Mark Twain)
I do not love my computer. What? I'm not whispering!
I do not make war against the dead. -- Homer
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. -- Butler
I do not much dislike the matter, but the manner of his s
I do not negotiate with criminals. - Worf
I do not often attack the labour party.  They do it so well themselves.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. -- Erma Bombeck 
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I do not promise never to appear again - Q
I do not remember X-Rated programs in the Holodeck.
I do not remember. It was long ago in another lifetime. - Kahless
I do not see here anyone worthy of understanding who I am. &lt;Chiun&gt;
I do not see the logic in assimilation. -Spock
I do not specialize in normal, sorry.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute!
I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do not think you realise the gravity of your situation!
I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you.
I do not threaten, Captain. I merely state facts. Spock-2
I do not threaten.  I merely advise caution. - Dream
I do not trust their Captain. - Romulan Commander
I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
I do not understand the threat that I bring to you. -- Sisko
I do not understand, he is Warrior caste. - Delenn
I do not want green eggs and ham!
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen
I do push-ups 3 times a day...from my chair after each meal.
I do quite enough walking around in circles as it is, thank you - Arifel
I do so have a grip on reality! Just not on this particular one.
I do so have morals.  I just don't know where they are
I do so only because it suits me - Q
I do the right thing only as a last resort.
I do the rock, myself - Tim Curry
I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy! Mudd
I do the very best I know how. The very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln
I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Larry, Moe, and Curly!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men... Moe, Larry, & Curly
I do this for the fun!
I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
I do to have a good memory. It's just short
I do understand your pain and wanting to give up."
I do visit reality - although it's on a tourist visa.
I do what I have to do to remain insane around here????
I do what I have to do to remain insane!
I do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. &lt;Sarah&gt;
I do what the little voices tell me to.
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do. - jabberwok
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
I do windows, but I *don't* do Windows!
I do workbenches, I don't do windows.
I do?  Why, whatever my Rice Crispies say, of course
I don"t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. -- Brilliant
I don' gotta show you no steenking tag line.
I don't *DO* taglines, really!
I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.
I don't *hoard* Taglines. I'm just careful with the *time*
I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one! - LaCroix
I don't .GIF a Dang about my bad .REP-utation!
I don't CARE if you are one fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't GET headaches, I GIVE them!
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I don't HAVE all the answers. I've never been dead before. -Ro Laren
I don't HAVE to accept reality if it doesn't suit me
I don't HAVE to think, I KNOW!
I don't I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don't JUST want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't LIVE in the past...I only MAKE PAYMENTS on it !
I don't LOOK disabled?  Well you don't look STUPID OR IGNORANT!
I don't MEAN to be rude or anything, But TRY QUOTEING.
I don't NEED Robocomm! ... I'm up at 4:00 am
I don't THINK of sex ALL the time-sometimes I have it!
I don't Tork Sow Theffrican Ingglish
I don't WANT to be reincarnated - so there!  &lt;Remo&gt;
I don't _suffer_ from insanity I _ENJOY_ it!
I don't admit--, er, *make* mistakes!
I don't advise this, Captain. --La Forge
I don't advocate sex & insanity but they work for me.
I don't agree - I'm just tired form arguing
I don't agree with Rush -- Rush agrees with ME!
I don't allow Playmates on the Promenade!
I don't allow kangaroos or koala bears on the Promenade!
I don't allow lightsabres on the Promenade!
I don't allow shopping carts on the Promendade!
I don't allow waterguns OR Nerf Pistols on the Promenade!!
I don't always behave, but I am always GOOD
I don't always have my mouth open! - Serena
I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right
I don't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry but that's just how I am. -Homer
I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!
I don't beLIEve slick wilLIE!
I don't beleive in backu&lt;NO CARRIER&lt;
I don't beleive in love.  I never have I never will
I don't beleive that is what you've been asking of us .. you want ALL
I don't believe ANY lawyer, but I know what the government will do!
I don't believe I knew anything about any of these... - Hitlary
I don't believe I know what that is. - Bashir
I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayo-naise - Crow
I don't believe I was having a problem.
I don't believe I'm such a mystery.
I don't believe anybody. - Garibaldi
I don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy!
I don't believe him. - McCoy
I don't believe him. - McCoyI don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in Astrology, We Virgos are very skeptical.
I don't believe in Beaver Cleaver.  - Joan Scoggin
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. --Clarence Darrow
I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.- Gabriel Garc!a M rquez
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in a no -win scenario.  - Kirk
I don't believe in an interventionist God... - Nick Cave
I don't believe in astrology.  But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology. -- James R. F. Quirk
I don't believe in atheists.
I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. Rush
I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood. - Carolyn Green
I don't believe in god because I don't believe in mother goose!
I don't believe in mathematics. Einstein
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't believe in mixed marriages, said Tom gaily.
I don't believe in morality. I am a disciple of Bernard Shaw. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't believe in no-win scenarios. -- James T. Kirk
I don't believe in nothin' no more! I'm goin' to law school! - Jimbo
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts --U2
I don't believe in psychic powers, but I know you do
I don't believe in psychics.
I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.
I don't believe in religion or God.  I believe in myself
I don't believe in suicide - it stunts your growth.
I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
I don't believe in the bible. I guess I'll have to write one.
I don't believe in the no-win scenario
I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who
I don't believe it I believed both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it!  I am talking to a tree. -- Kira
I don't believe it! - Uhura
I don't believe it! - Yeoman Rand
I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?
I don't believe it! You studied for a urine test ?
I don't believe it! You're a genius! Diolus
I don't believe it, Brother. Rom
I don't believe it.  I've been ippy-dippied to death. - Rimmer
I don't believe it. - O'Brien
I don't believe it. --Luke. That... is why you fail. --Yoda
I don't believe it. I am talking to a tree:Major Kira
I don't believe it. L.S. That is why you failed. --Yoda
I don't believe it...  I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it... she hit me with a wall... -- Recoil
I don't believe it...he crapped bigger than me!
I don't believe it..I've heard of this disease. � Beverly
I don't believe the Federation has any business being here! - Kira
I don't believe the liberal media!
I don't believe this! - Ro Laren
I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
I don't believe we're having this discussion. O'Brien
I don't believe we've met. I'm Mr. Right.
I don't believe you
I don't believe you exist.  No one is this stupid.
I don't believe you got Riker's hair right. * Picard
I don't believe you understand the gravity of your situation. --Spock
I don't belive it! It's a room full of monkeys! - Mrs. Jewls
I don't belong on your ship; I belong on this one. - Scott
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Democrat
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Republican.
I don't belong to an organized political party.  I'm a Conservative.
I don't bite hard! Just lick hard! &lt;exceptions noted&gt;
I don't bite!  Just lick hard!  (exceptions noted)
I don't bite!  OH well   -    .......... actually, I do.  - Kehlyr
I don't bite.  Well, that's wrong I do bite! ... K'Ehleyr - The Emissary
I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite. -K'Ehleyr
I don't bite... unless asked!
I don't bite...nibble maybe but never bite!
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
I don't blame you, but OUCH! ... this is a LARGE request!
I don't blend in at a family picnic. - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
I don't brake for animals. And I speed up for liberals
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot. -- Sideswipe
I don't buy any books on impulse; I buy on WARP!
I don't buy books on impulse. I buy them at warp speed.
I don't call 911.
I don't care *HOW* many orcs he's with! GET THAT DWARF OFF THE CARPET!
I don't care *whose* dog you are, you will not snarl at me!
I don't care HOW they do it in California!
I don't care WHO you are! Get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, DO not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, Fatso.  Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, you're NOT walking on water while I'M fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking here while I'm fishing!
I don't care about apathy.
I don't care about being accepted. I'd settle for being ignored
I don't care about crime, I just want to get the guns.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
I don't care about history/Rock-rock-rock & Roll High School/ Ramones
I don't care about justice.  Only about the law.  -Mako
I don't care about your crewmen. � Ishara
I don't care about your degrees! -- Harley Stone
I don't care enough to give up
I don't care for poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care how drunk you make me,I'm not going home with you.
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve,
I don't care if I *am* a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming...I'm NOT going!
I don't care if I'm a Lemming -- I'm *not* going
I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going
I don't care if I'm apathetic.
I don't care if Monday's black
I don't care if it IS useful!  Is it made of chocolate?
I don't care if it is just a tagline. Make it so!
I don't care if it is politics. Bait-and-switch is still illegal
I don't care if it rains or freezes / Long as I got my plastic Jesus
I don't care if it's NSA or the Vatican Police... - Mulder (1x04)
I don't care if the sun don't shine -Floyd
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
I don't care if you ARE on fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! *Troi
I don't care if you are Santa Claus, Get the Reindeer off my ROOF!
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail!  Worf
I don't care if you have Tylenol, I STILL don't wanna go to your place
I don't care if you treat me like a lady. -- That Dog
I don't care if you've got orders from God, complete w/ stone tablets!
I don't care that you think that I'm crazy...  Ted Nugent 
I don't care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member. - Groucho Marx
I don't care what "they" say, disco *STILL* sucks!
I don't care what anybody says, it's STILL a primitive planet!
I don't care what happened today
I don't care what he says, I'm _NOT_ having it on _my_ network.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
I don't care what it smells like, it ain't dead yet!
I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn!  -- Heard in Bethlehem
I don't care what the orders are. I'm for getting out of here NOW!
I don't care what the other parents are doing
I don't care what they say! I did *not* eat 110 passengers!
I don't care what they say, I still like you
I don't care what you call me, as long as you mention my name.
I don't care what you did on who
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life. - Billy Joel
I don't care what you say. Women make the best wives
I don't care what you smell, get in there! -Han
I don't care what you smell, get in!
I don't care what you think of me, so long as it's favorable.
I don't care what you think unless it is about me.
I don't care what's ON your head,only what's IN your head
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin
I don't care which gender has the job, as long as the job is well done!
I don't care who I step on on my way up 'cause I ain't coming down.
I don't care who died, I need that phone line!
I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating
I don't care who wins... I'll fricasse the loser! � Chicken Hawk
I don't care who you are Fatso -get the Reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, Fatso.  Get those reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are, fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you  would rather be
I don't care who you are...pick up the cross or get outta the parade!
I don't care who's taglines I steal! Humm there's another
I don't care! That's one of our moderators.
I don't care, it's assimilation for you!
I don't care-I don't have to-I'm a Computer Addict
I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm the sysadmin
I don't care. I don't have to. I'm the SysOp.
I don't care. Picard
I don't cheat - I play by the extended rules.
I don't collect weird, I create weird.
I don't come here for debates, I come here for taglines.
I don't consider myself full of c**p, thank you. &lt;chuckle&gt; - Anna S
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
I don't cook brains; my brains are cooked enough already!
I don't cotton to those long-haired artsy types... -- Forrester
I don't crack?
I don't cruise the web because I'm afraid I might meet the spider
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
I don't date Ken dolls.  Crow T. Robot
I don't deal well with Humidity or Humility
I don't delegate responsibility - but I delegate blame
I don't descriminate - I hate everyone
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and I do
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and don't deserve that.
I don't dial 911!!! I shoot back!
I don't dial 911,  I dial 357!
I don't discrimate against sex.  I'll sleep with either!
I don't dislike work. I don't know it well enough to dislike it.
I don't do Bimbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't do GUI, yet I love OS/2.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do Taco Bell, Wickes, Builders Emp.,
I don't do Top 40, man... -- Johnny Fever
I don't do WINDOWS - it's hard enough for me to clean up!
I don't do WINDOWS, but my clients wish I did.
I don't do Windows
I don't do Windows - DOS DAT make me strange?
I don't do Windows but OS/2 does!
I don't do Windows!  My DESQ has a better View!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
I don't do Windows.... but OS/2 does;-)
I don't do Windows......
I don't do anything wrong, because I don't do anything
I don't do battle...  Mike Nelson
I don't do books - drugs are my escape from reality
I don't do children's parties, O'Brien.--Odo
I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell of it. - Bill Clinton
I don't do cute. I'm f*ckin adorable!
I don't do drugs - books are my escape from reality
I don't do drugs anymore. I'm so old now I get the same effect just standing up fast,,,
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do hard liquor... it does me!!!
I don't do helpless. - Batman
I don't do it for the money.  -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do jokes, I do intelligence tests: you flunked!
I don't do mornings
I don't do mornings well!
I don't do mornings. --Garfield the cat
I don't do mornings...
I don't do names
I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do tag lines!
I don't do taglines! - Carol West
I don't do taglines.
I don't do the I'net(TM), I run a BBS
I don't do windows.  At least not now.
I don't do windows. - Bill Gates
I don't do windoze!
I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
I don't doubt it.-McCoy
I don't dream. I perform subconscious calculations. - Bryce
I don't drink ....... wine.
I don't drink Bud. I don't need no stinking rice in my Beer!
I don't drink any more.  I don't drink any less, either.
I don't drink anymore.  I just freeze my beer & eat it
I don't drink anything stronger than pop.  Pop drinks anything
I don't drink as a rule....just as a habit!
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre.  Fish f**k in
I don't drink water.  Fish have sex in it.
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it   - W. C. Fields -
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it. (W. C. Fields)
I don't drink water; fish screw in it.
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates
I don't drink, smoke, go out with woman, and I make my own frocks
I don't drink.  It makes me feel good.  I hate it
I don't eat anything I can't identify, describe, or pronounce.
I don't eat anything that giggles. -Robert Sheckley
I don't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I don't eat red meat anymore. I cook it until it's brown.
I don't eat red meat anymore.....I cook it until it's just pink
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food. - Robert Aboud
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
I don't eat snails; I'm a fast food kind of guy
I don't eat!  This is not a real mouth! - Odo
I don't engage in a battle of wits with defenseless people
I don't engage in casual sex ... please dress up
I don't enjoy fighting. - Kira
I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet!
I don't especially hate vampires--I just hate anything above
I don't even *know* what *I* want! --Vir.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror. - Rincewind (Mort)
I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.  -- Katherine Cebrian
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking
I don't even have a spare cot. Sheridan
I don't even have software to use them!). I hope you enjoy, but if you
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
I don't even know what we're looking for. - O'Brien
I don't even like apples! (Adam to God)
I don't even put beans and chile together in the same tagline!
I don't ever wanna feel, like I did that day... -RHCP
I don't exagerate. Torres
I don't exaggerate, I just remember big.�
I don't exist -- my computer creates all this!
I don't exist.  The SysOp types all this in
I don't expect any help. - Dax
I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.
I don't expect you to applaud me. Bowing will do!
I don't experiment - I get it wrong the first time
I don't fancy the idea of my crew being infected. - Picard
I don't fear Government, I fear the fools that elect them!
I don't fear computers. I fear the lack of them.-Azimov
I don't feel fresh today - Crow as girl wrestler
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet - Crow as hero
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet.  Crow T. Robot
I don't feel good. - The last words of Luther Burbank
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.
I don't fight with miners.....that would be stupid!
I don't find this at all amusing, StarFleet -- B'Elanna, to Kim
I don't find this at all amusing, Starfleet. Torres
I don't flirt with you cuz i like you, i do it to remind you what you can't have!
I don't fly! I hover.... - Dione
I don't frequent restaurants that feature a mouse menu
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap
I don't get even, I get Odder!!
I don't get even; I get odd.
I don't get even; I stay odd
I don't get headaches. I give them.
I don't get it! - O'Brien
I don't get it, Tim.  Is it cool to make no sense?  Is it hip?
I don't get it.  It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. - Butt-Head
I don't get it. --La Forge
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. -- Butthead
I don't get it... -- Gypsy
I don't get mad.  I just blow holes in people
I don't get mad... I just delete your COMMAND.COM
I don't get no respect
I don't get on Kira's wrong side because then I get no blanket at all!
I don't get paid enough to make mistakes!
I don't get paid weekly -- just WEAKLY!
I don't get ulcers, but I am a carrier.
I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton any respect.
I don't give Bill Clinton much credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton much respect.
I don't give a damn 'cause I damn dead already.
I don't give a damn whether he's dead or not, Jim!
I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. &lt;Sec.McKinley&gt;
I don't give a frog's fat ass! - British Bulldog
I don't give a rat's ass WHERE Carmen Sandiego is this week!
I don't give you enough information to think! - Jelico
I don't go for reincarnation, but what kind of animal were you when you were alive?
I don't go out of bounds.  I use the "1 kick" rule!
I don't go round messing about with your earphones, do I?
I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac
I don't grow weeds.. that is fodder for my tortoise!
I don't hallucinate anymore, the Thing driving the UFO cured me
I don't handle .. delicacy very well. - Odo
I don't hate Windows - It runs great under OS/2 WARP!
I don't hate cats.  I just find them entertaining whilst dying.
I don't hate myself in the morning.  I sleep until noon.
I don't hate religious people. I find them comical. - H.L. Mencken
I don't hate work. I don't know it well enough to hate it.
I don't hate you, Cardassian. I hate what I became BECAUSE of you
I don't hate, I'm indifferent.  Same results, less effort.   ~~ * eViL D * ~~
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have Original Sin,  I plagiarized it!
I don't have PMS, I'am a Klingon.
I don't have PMS, I'm really a B*TCH!!
I don't have a REAL life - I have a BBS!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a Trekkie!
I don't have a RL (Real Life), I have Internet Access!
I don't have a Tagline. (Is that a Tagline or a lie?)
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach
I don't have a boyfriend, said Mary guilelessly.
I don't have a cute little head
I don't have a cute little head... - Vhujunka
I don't have a dog to wash, so I write code instead. (Terne)
I don't have a drinking problem - I drink, I get drunk, I fall down No problem
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that. -Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a hobby.  I have a computer
I don't have a joke here.. I just like saying "SLMR"
I don't have a licence to kill.I have a learner's permit
I don't have a license to kill, just a learner's permit.
I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
I don't have a life, I have Blue Wave reader.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
I don't have a life, I have an offline mail reader.
I don't have a life.  I have a computer.
I don't have a life.  I have a program. - Dr. Zimmerman
I don't have a life... I own a modem!!
I don't have a life...I have a modem!
I don't have a life; I have a program. - Doc Zimmerman
I don't have a lifestyle...I just wing it.
I don't have a mama... My father and I just use yours
I don't have a mom, the dog ate her .--Crow T. Robot
I don't have a moral plan. I'm a Canadian. &lt;David Cronenberg&gt;
I don't have a pornograph either, but I do have a pornographic memory!
I don't have a problem with GOD...it's his FAN CLUB that
I don't have a problem with God, it's his Fan Club that I can't stand.
I don't have a problem with God, just his fan club!
I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian! --O'Brien
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that I hate.
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that scares me!
I don't have a problem with god, it's some in his FAN CLUB that I hate
I don't have a proglem in the wordl
I don't have a recipe. (Is that a recipe or a lie?)
I don't have a screen saver, I just close my eyes when I sleep
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I certainly admire the problem
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I sure admire the problem!
I don't have a watch, but I've got time on my hands.
I don't have a weird sense of humor - you're reality is weird!!!
I don't have a weird sense of humor.  Your reality is just weird.
I don't have a whole bunch, but here's what I have! :)
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers-just the ones that matter!
I don't have an "ANY" key!
I don't have an agenda, Odo. - Sisko
I don't have an attitude .... I _AM_ an attidude!
I don't have an attitude problem - it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. - Dilbert
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude
I don't have an attitude...I AM an attitude!
I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes. No problem
I don't have an overactive imagination - I live in an underactive universe
I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices!
I don't have any Taglines. At least not good ones.
I don't have any cd software sorry. I wish I did.
I don't have any ears! - EWJ
I don't have any easy answers, Captain. Sarah
I don't have any fortunes to give you.  Go away
I don't have any hard feelings.             John Wayne
I don't have any hard feelings.   John Bobbit
I don't have any hard feelings. -- John Wayne Bobbit '93
I don't have any males.  I mean, not yet. - Kira
I don't have any money. Do you take Federal Reserve Notes?
I don't have any more money, so quit stabbing my cat
I don't have any recipes to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any strong opinions - only other people do!
I don't have any taglines to give you
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any trouble parking.  I drive a forklift.
I don't have any will-power anymore, though.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't have anything against Jeff Gordon, but, Dale Earnhardt is a better driver
I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  God doesn't have to.
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  They aren't delusions
I don't have energy, I "AM" Energy!
I don't have enough experience with any to be able to recommend them.
I don't have enough taglines! - Danny Della Paolera
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? - Carole Burnett
I don't have it...but I'll give it to you if you let me go. - Krycek
I don't have much use for platitudes, --Odo.. --Kira
I don't have one in my seabag!!!?!
I don't have pejudice; I hate everyone equally!
I don't have power - I _am_ power. - Firestorm
I don't have problems with alcohol... but without ;*)
I don't have sex. I make love.
I don't have stress, but I may be a carrier
I don't have tags : i'm hazy
I don't have the fire, you do. - Methos
I don't have the freedom to kill you to save another. Janeway
I don't have the slightest idea how I'm supposed to do that!-O'Brien
I don't have the solution but I admire the problem
I don't have the stats, but it's absolutely true. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't have the time for a hobby.  I have a computer.
I don't have time for a hobby. I'm a Ham and a SysOp!
I don't have time for any of this villain banter! - The Tick
I don't have time for jokes! - Odo
I don't have time for this. --Garibaldi.
I don't have time for your convenient ignorance - Scully to Mr. X
I don't have time for......romantic interludes! - Odo
I don't have time to play Choose the Changeling!"-O'Brien
I don't have time to wait on instant gratification
I don't have time. Not enough time! Banjo Man
I don't have to be the star every time. - Little Yoshi
I don't have to count letters in sentences. When there's too many,.
I don't have to do drugs to escape from reality; I BBS!
I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic. -Ranma
I don't have to look up my family tree.  I'm the sap
I don't have to pretend, she doesn't expect it from me
I don't have to proofread my stuff. I have an error-correcting modem.
I don't have to prove I'm better than others...they KNOW it!
I don't have to prove anything...I KNOW I'm right!
I don't have to say that at all, Lillian.  You did. - Sgt. Joe Frida
I don't have to sell anything to them I don't want to! -Jumja vendor
I don't have to stand upright, said Tom grandly.
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby, Dinosaurs
I don't have ulcers. I give them
I don't hear you concurring hairball breath - Calvin
I don't hope for miracles; I schedule them.
I don't how to live but I got a lot of toys
I don't indiscriminately use people, except Max. - Sam
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. --Nancy Reagan
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy. - Winchester
I don't jog!  It makes my beer all foamy..
I don't jog.  If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog.  It makes my beer all foamy.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog. It makes my beer all foamy!
I don't joke. I just watch our government and report.
I don't juggle chainsaws, swords, or Sysops!
I don't just believe in miracles 闡 I rely on them
I don't just flirt with danger - I go with it out on dates
I don't just flirt with death, I'm going steady with it.
I don't just hate vampires - I hate anything above me on the food chain
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger!
I don't just want it, I want it ALL!
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above globes.  They freak out and yell "Whoa, I'm up *way* too high..."
I don't kill my enemies, I SLIME them! -Odo
I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!  Odo
I don't kill, I maim PERMANENTLY!!!
I don't know
I don't know &gt;what&lt; I am. - The Crow
I don't know - Scully Why don't you try to find out?- Mulder
I don't know Jerry Lee, I never met John & Yoko
I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know THAT yet, either! - McCoy
I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in my read molars
I don't know _what_ you're talking about!! - Intendant
I don't know a man who would dynamite a church. -- Sam
I don't know about all this sex on television, I keep falling off. -Monty Python
I don't know about apathy or ignorance, and I don't care!
I don't know about art, but I know what I like.  Forrester
I don't know about art, but I know what makes me say, "$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?!"
I don't know about ignorance and apathy.  Who cares?
I don't know about the enemy,but they scare the hell out of me!
I don't know about this "beaming" stuff.  Is it safe?
I don't know about this lemur.  Tastes kinda gamey. -- Joel
I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier
I don't know about you chaps - Crow
I don't know about you, but I'm touched
I don't know about you, but I'm touched. � Yakko, Animaniacs
I don't know about you, but as for me I hate quotations. -R.W.Emerson
I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderson
I don't know and I don't care.
I don't know and neither do I.
I don't know any reason why we couldn't do it, but maybe we can think of one. - Mark C. Davison
I don't know anything about an Orb -- Siso
I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis
I don't know anything about trolls. Why do you ask?
I don't know anything and I can prove it
I don't know art but I know what I like..... BREATHING!! - Duckman
I don't know but it must be great - I didn't understand it at all
I don't know everything....but I'm working on it!
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for -- Shelby
I don't know for certain that they had "no children".
I don't know how I got here
I don't know how big this thing gets:
I don't know how long I'll need three of my houses, said Tom forebodingly
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain
I don't know how these hacks sleep at night
I don't know how they found me, but they found me. -- Doc Brown
I don't know how to be happy - they didn't teach it it in my school.
I don't know how we got this car, but lets get him - Crow
I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. - Elaine Benes
I don't know how you were diverted--you were perverted too
I don't know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard
I don't know if I am going to heaver or hell, I just hope God grades on a curve
I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline!
I don't know if I can believe that. - Troi
I don't know if I want to put myself in that position again.-T.Riker
I don't know if I'm ready to be a co-parent! - Arthur to Tick
I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
I don't know if it's art, but I like it. - The Joker
I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get.:-)
I don't know if we'll ever cure proverty, but the way prices and taxes are going we're sure to cure wealth.
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know it must have been the roses
I don't know its limitations. (St George)
I don't know jokes; I just watch government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
I don't know much about Romulan disruptor settings. -- Spock
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it. - Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One -- Picard
I don't know much about religion, but I know what I don't believe.
I don't know much, but I know it fluently
I don't know music, but I know what I like. -- Beerbohm
I don't know nothin'. I just post here
I don't know nuthun bout birthin no babies!
I don't know of a TAGX site in Connecticut, but you can ask your SYSOP.
I don't know that one. How 'bout Amazing Grace? - Tom
I don't know that one... how 'bout `Amazing Grace'? -- Tom Servo
I don't know that yet, either! -- McCoy
I don't know the answer, but I admire the problem
I don't know the answer, but I admire the question!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!! I mean I know it
I don't know there IS any medical evidence on that. - Bashir
I don't know too many scorpions who surf the internet - Scully
I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings
I don't know tower.. Define term "Flight Plan"
I don't know what I can offer against Paradise. - Kirk
I don't know what I did wrong. I'm kinda new at being Korean. -Tommy
I don't know what I like, but I do know what art is
I don't know what I want to hear until I hear what I don't want to hear
I don't know what I want, but that ain't it! -NetAdmin
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I don't know what I'm doing, but I do know I'm doing it well
I don't know what I'm suggesting. - O'Brien
I don't know what caused it... - Bashir
I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me. - Duke of Wellington
I don't know what is happening with those products, sorry.
I don't know what it is or what it does, but I like playing with it.
I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition.
I don't know what it is... -- Harley Stone
I don't know what makes you tick but I wish it was a time bomb
I don't know what that it, but it sure talks spooky... -- Sulu
I don't know what this info gets us, but remember it is important. - Rich Logan
I don't know what to believe anymore - Skinner (3x21)
I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. - Stan
I don't know what to do!  I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to tell you, Mulder. - Scully
I don't know what ur problem is,but I'll bet its hard 2 pronounce
I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. - John Glenn
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou
I don't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what your job is! Kirk to Gary Seven
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. &lt;G'Kar&lt;
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure it's all your fault
I don't know what's good for you. You don't know what's good for me
I don't know where George Wendt
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows --J. Buffet
I don't know where I'm going, but I *am* on my way!
I don't know where all this kindness from me is coming from
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia
I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I don't know where you've been, but it looks like you won first prize!
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
I don't know which of you is more obscene. - Margaret to Hawk & Trap
I don't know who I am anymore.   Ingrid Bergman
I don't know who I am.  One false move and I'm yours.  Groucho Marx
I don't know who I'm voting for, but I know who I'm voting against!!!
I don't know who cut down that tree in my yard! Frankly, I'm stumped
I don't know who is a bigger pain in the butt.  Men or Women?
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. -- Abraham Lincoln
I don't know who's naughty & nice said Santa listlessly
I don't know why *anyone* would want a computer in their home.� -- Ken Olson [president of DEC], 1974
I don't know why I am the way I am I just know what I am -Dracul
I don't know why I call him Gerald
I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q
I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France! --Jay Leno
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why they bother making this info available to people!
I don't know why they still call it Rock 'n' Roll. -Warren Cartwright
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein, Cambridge philosopher
I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate
I don't know why you bother ever! -Vyv
I don't know you anymore Londo.  None of us do. - Garibaldi
I don't know, Batman, but it is a whale of a thread!
I don't know, Deeply Spaced Out Nine or something... -Anna Steven
I don't know, Filbert. Bird-wigging is inhumane. - Rocko
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo
I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any differ
I don't know, I have amnesia, and I'm not here right now
I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along
I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? - Mr Garrison, South Park
I don't know, Mulder,...I......uhhh..... - Scully
I don't know, Mulder...it just doesn't track - Dana Scully
I don't know, Scully, but let's go see if the shoe fits - Fox Mulder
I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
I don't know, ask Cathy.
I don't know, but I know where to find it if I need it.  - Einstein, when asked what his telephone number was
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't know, maybe I was just tired. - Sinclair
I don't know, so I can't explain it -- Gloria (Track 13)
I don't know, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't know, what drink *DOES* go with Marlboro and an AK-47??
I don't know, you tell me, you're supposed to be wise! - Beverly
I don't know.  Eat you for supper? � Rita, Animaniacs
I don't know.  I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I don't know.  I'm making it up as I go along. - Indiana Jones
I don't know. - Bob A. Booey
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know. I don't care. And it makes no difference
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know
I don't know. I'm not a monkey. - Allison
I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose. (Terry Pratchet)
I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.-Stan, South Park
I don't know. What IS happening, Data? Soong
I don't know...  Federation medical secrets?  Dr. Bashir
I don't know... I haven't known you very long! :) - Springheel Jack
I don't know... I sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy sometimes!
I don't know... I think the nurses are mixing his medications again
I don't know... it's already kinda big.... :) - Renimar Keth-solamni
I don't know... what do you think?  :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I don't know....Fly casual! - Han Solo
I don't know...fly casual
I don't know...it must be...no...well..I guess not
I don't know..I could imagine quite a bit
I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy
I don't kow, maybe I'm shooting pork in a barrel...-Harry, 3rd Rock
I don't let Rush Limbaugh OR Sally Struthers think for me
I don't let my ignorance deter me from my fascination.  -J. Sterling
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
I don't lie. I creatively misstated the fact, that's all
I don't like #3 at all, Tuvok. Janeway
I don't like Chaos - but Chaos likes me!
I don't like Chinese food. I think the Peking Duck watches me
I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Mountain Dew provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Daddy! Then just eat your potatoes
I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN
I don't like President Clinton OR HER HUSBAND!!!
I don't like being around when rules are broken. - Frank Burns
I don't like being dead.  Itsannoying, actually. -- LaCroix
I don't like being on the bottom!  I always screw up!
I don't like big governments...just big government checks!
I don't like broccoli either.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
I don't like dogs ... Keep getting mustard on my catching glove
I don't like giggling, but it seems to be a habit of mine. - Anna S
I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah
I don't like hot dogs, Tom said frankly
I don't like it any more than you do, Spock. - Kirk
I don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
I don't like it that they're capable of the gods
I don't like jogging, it makes my beer all foamy
I don't like jogging.  It makes my beer foam up
I don't like lost clusters
I don't like men with too many muscles... - Janet Weiss
I don't like men with too many muscles...just the important one...;-)
I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Louis
I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves.
I don't like people kibitzing when I operate. - Trapper
I don't like people rummaging around in my head. - Jeffrey Sinclair
I don't like police states.  Can I join a fire station state?
I don't like price controls anymore than you - Clinton
I don't like principles. A prejudice is more honest.
I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices. They are more honest
I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't like spying on them. - Sheridan
I don't like stuff that sucks Butt-Head
I don't like stupid thinking. - Anna Steven
I don't like surprises anymore than you do. - Sisko
I don't like taxes anymore than you do - Bill Clinton
I don't like that mentality...that one is cooler than the other--Fiona Apple
I don't like the bird one! - Enoch, Demon Dog on Crow
I don't like the cat.  It tastes funny.
I don't like the life here in New York. There is no greenery. It would make a stone sick. - Nikita S. Khrushchev
I don't like the look of this. - C-3PO
I don't like the new Models Inc. plotline - Mike
I don't like the sound of him, Jim. - McCoy
I don't like the way this conversation is taking - Calvin's dad
I don't like these stories with morals - Calvin
I don't like this @F. I don't like this A LOT. -Garibaldi
I don't like this Jamie.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like this recipe.  Can I exchange it for another one?
I don't like this, Eric. I don't like this A LOT
I don't like this.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like to duplicate software, but I'll check it out
I don't like to lose. � Kirk
I don't like to spread rumors, but what else can you do with `em?
I don't like to think..............therefore I thwim
I don't like videos that suck! huh huh huh
I don't like videos that suck. "Yeah, me too." huh huh huh
I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a business man. - Salatzo
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it...smiled the redhead
I don't like what I know, but I know what is, Art.
I don't like you!  Well ok maybe a little bit
I don't listen to the radio - I'm a reader...  [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
I don't live it up much - but don't have much to live down either
I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit!
I don't live with my mother! - Mike as geeky grocer
I don't live with my mother! -- Mike Nelson
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
I don't look disabled? You don't look ignorant!
I don't look for trouble... my friends deliver!
I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog
I don't make bad food.... I make gourmet compost
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
I don't make jokes--I just watch the government & report the facts
I don't make mistakes.  I thought I did once but I was wrong.
I don't make misteaks, just arrors
I don't make much sense because the rest of the world doesn't either
I don't make the Wave.......I just ride it
I don't make the rules, Gil, I only play the game.  -- Cash McCall
I don't make typos. I have an error correcting mo*#$@(&%^@
I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking
I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you.  -- Babylon 5
I don't mean to be critical, but I was taught by one of the best.
I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.
I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could
I don't mean to nitpick here, I'd just like to know.
I don't mean to pick you apart you see - Alanis Morissette
I don't mean to rub it in, but moooo... - Dogbert
I don't mean to sound forward
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind God.  What scares me is his fan club.
I don't mind Klingon episodes -too- much, though. - Anna Steven
I don't mind a phoney personality... (Jerry)
I don't mind arguing with myself.  It's when I lose that it bothers me.  -- Richard Powers
I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as
I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill
I don't mind being miserable as long as I'm painting well. - Grace Hartigan
I don't mind being screwed, but the government thinks I'm a nymph.
I don't mind being swept away
I don't mind coffee but pepsi provides MY caffine!
I don't mind crazies.  At least they're committed!
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I don't mind gettin' messy to have a good time.
I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. -- Ronald Mabbitt
I don't mind if I don't have a mind
I don't mind if you don't like my manners.   Humphrey Bogart
I don't mind inflation if it means I go up when I die. - P.K. Shaw
I don't mind interesting lies......but boring ones annoy me!
I don't mind looking at the past..I just don't wanna stare.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I don't mind passing GAS ... but I'll raise a fuss about passing EATS!
I don't mind passing gas, but don't light a match!
I don't mind sex on TV, Its just that I keep falling off.
I don't mind smog...I like to see what I breathe.
I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straight people, just so they don't act gay in public.
I don't mind straights as long as they act gay in public
I don't mind the sappy love stories so much... &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -- Victor Hugo
I don't mind?
I don't misplace my tools. - O'Brien
I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
I don't much care for President Clinton OR her husband.
I don't much enjoy looking at paintings in general, I know too much about them. I take them apart. (GEORGIA O'KEEFE)
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I don't need SLOWDOWN.COM. I have Windows!
I don't need Sleep, I'll get enough sleep when I'm DEAD!
I don't need YOU to get me in the back of a police car. - Bart
I don't need YOU to interpret the Prime Directive for me... - Sisko
I don't need a "Life"... I have TAGLINES!!!!
I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
I don't need a course in self-awareness to find out who I am
I don't need a disclaimer -- I own the company
I don't need a disclaimer. I OWN the company.
I don't need a grenade launcher, my pitching arm is Okay!
I don't need a guide dog. I have Sly.
I don't need a life - I've got a BBS
I don't need a loud mouth while I have a loudspeaker
I don't need a new religeon, I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a spell checker! my modem has error correction!
I don't need a surge protector.  I've got a grounding stone on my CPU
I don't need a team. I'm a certified OS/2 lunatic.
I don't need a warranty.  I'll just take it back.
I don't need an American Express Gold Card today.
I don't need an airbag, I'm listening to Rush!
I don't need an oven timer... I have a smoke detector!
I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me. Kim
I don't need buns of steel, I need buns of cinnamon
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
I don't need drugs, I have tie dyed T-shirts
I don't need drugs; now I get the same effect just standing up too fast
I don't need equal time, I am equal time. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't need facts, I have a following
I don't need feet!  I'm all charisma! -- Tom Servo
I don't need glasses; I drink from the bottle
I don't need instructions.  I'm a Fairy Godfather! - Don Bruce
I don't need more memory, just better judgement
I don't need no arms around me! -Pink Floyd
I don't need no steenking bodjes!!!
I don't need no stinkin' shoe sizer, you're a size seven baby!
I don't need no stinking corn in my beer
I don't need no stinking spel checkre!
I don't need none o dat schoolin long as drugs is profita
I don't need protection! - Mike to Bots
I don't need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless
I don't need therapy Julian, I need answers. - Dax
I don't need therapy. I need money.
I don't need to be born again--Did it right the 1st time!
I don't need to be lectured by you. -- Kirk
I don't need to convince them - just confuse them.
I don't need to go crazy.
I don't need to talk sense; I need to take sense away with me.
I don't need to think - God thinks for me! - A fundamentalist
I don't need toothpaste...my teeth aren't loose!
I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
I don't need you to slow me down - Hendrix
I don't need you, you know - I can be lonely all by myself
I don't need your attitude: I have one of my OWN!
I don't need your rocking chair.
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I don't need, I don't eat, I don't sleep, I'm in love again -- S.P
I don't neet a warp fickpack, I need a Hirter sixpack!
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't normally drink. Then again, I am rarely normal.
I don't now what I am... -- The Crow
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
I don't party with puppies! I'm outta here! - Tom
I don't pay for health care, the government does. Cool.
I don't pay for your hookers, @TOFIRST@! Could you?
I don't peel asparagus... so far no one has arrested me.
I don't play air guitar.  I play water guitar.
I don't practice necromancy, but if it's your choice, call 1-976
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I preach to
I don't preach and I don't force my views on anyone... - James Dixon
I don't press charges.  I just press my luck! -- Brenda Rutgers
I don't pretend to understand the universe -- it's much bigger than I am --Einstein
I don't read [textbooks], I just look at the patterns the words form. - Brian G
I don't read messages without taglines on them
I don't read messages, I just look for taglines
I don't read messages. I just look for recipes!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't read the personals -  it's not my business. - Jay London
I don't really CARE where Waldo is
I don't really care for Cardassian cuisine. - Gilora
I don't really care for rock and roll (or did you guess?)
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak
I don't really expect an answer. - Kirk
I don't really give a rat's ass, ya know?
I don't really like that Yoshi guy, he gives me indigestion. - L. Fish
I don't really seriously ask girls ages anymore either. ... I just ogle
I don't really trust a sane person.
I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
I don't really trust anyone without animal hair on'em
I don't really use homonyms, it just sounds like I do
I don't recall asking you to do that. - Mullibok
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't recall seeing you in a nightie!
I don't recall the exact year, but I believe it was late 70's.
I don't recall threatening to eat anybody
I don't recognise any sub-processor patterns. - Dax
I don't recognize that guy.  I bet he dies. -- Crow T. Robot
I don't recognize that guy. I bet he dies - Crow
I don't recognize your authority to relieve me. Decker
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
I don't remember _anything_. - Odo
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don't remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I don't remember asking YOUR opinion! - Kira
I don't remember being absentminded.
I don't remember doing those things.  B. Clinton
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy
I don't remember getting amnesia
I don't remember giving you a key - Mulder to Skinner
I don't remember it, but I have it written down
I don't remember posting this message; might have but  don't think so.
I don't remember removing your sense of humor. -- BJ
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
I don't remember where I parked my hard disk
I don't remember where Tex came from. Forrest Gump
I don't rememeber ramming a skewer through my head
I don't run Windows ... I walk it on a 386SX-16.
I don't run Windoze - I crawl it...!
I don't say much but I make a big noise
I don't scare dogs with it, but it's just a face. --Justin Foote 45th
I don't see any parachutes OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS! -- Nessman
I don't see any points on your ears boy - Admiral McCoy
I don't see anything. -  I don't understand it. - Kirk
I don't see being mechanized as anything to be ashamed of. - Box
I don't see her anymore.  She whistles dirty tunes
I don't see how the station kept running during the Occupation
I don't see much future for the Americans. - Adolf Hitler
I don't see myself as an icon, religious or otherwise. - Sisko
I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy... -- McCoy
I don't see no points on your ears, boy -- Admiral McCoy
I don't see that we have any other choice! - O'Brien
I don't see that we have much of a choice. - Ro Laren
I don't see the point. &lt;click, click&gt; Ah, now I do. - 007
I don't see them giving us any trouble. Paris
I don't see who else it could be. - Mulder
I don't see why some people even *have* cars.  Calvin
I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating
I don't see you so don't pretend to be there.
I don't see you when she walks in the room --U2
I don't see you,  so don't pretend to be there
I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
I don't see you, so stop pretending to be there
I don't seek success, I deserve it!
I don't seem to grasp that I am President.  -W. Hardin
I don't sleep anymore. - Mulder (3)
I don't sleep with happily married men. - Britt Ekland
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children. -- St. Cloud
I don't sleep, I dream. -- R.E.M
I don't sleep.  Get away from me little monkey boy
I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
I don't smoke,  I chew. Blow your smoke on me and I'll spit on you.
I don't snag recipes - I just recycle them!
I don't snag recipes -- I replicate them.
I don't snag recipes, I assimilate them!
I don't snag recipes, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't snag recipes, I replicate them.
I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.
I don't snore, I purr in my sleep.
I don't speak for anyone but me, and sometimes not even that
I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me
I don't speak to strange animals.
I don't stay anywhere long enough to make friends. - Ro Laren
I don't steal Taglines, I assimilate them!  Hugh
I don't steal Taglines, I replicate them.
I don't steal jokes, I replicate them
I don't steal s - I replicate them.
I don't steal tag lines; I borrow them indefinately.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them, like soap plots!
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
I don't steal tagline - I replicate them!
I don't steal taglines - I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
I don't steal taglines!  Blue Wave steals taglines!
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!       - Hugh
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!-Hugh of Borg
I don't steal taglines, I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines, I sample!
I don't steal taglines. I assimilate them.
I don't steal taglines. I merely replicate them
I don't steal taglines. I recycle them
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines; I just recycle them
I don't steal taglines; I replicate them.  Pffbbtt!
I don't steal taglines; I simply clone them.
I don't steal things - I replicate them
I don't steal... I reverse-engineer.
I don't step on ants, Major. - Odo
I don't stitch mistakes; I stitch creative enhancements.
I don't suffer from Carnal Tunnel Sydrome! I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from PMS... I *ENJOY* it!!! MWUHAHAHAHA
I don't suffer from insanity - I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity, but I *am* a carrier
I don't suffer from insanity--I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity. I love it!!!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity... I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!!
I don't suffer from insanity...I think it's pretty cool
I don't suffer from mental illness - I enjoy it!
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm a carrier.
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm just a carrier. - Dilbert
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!
I don't support abortion, but for you I'll even make it
I don't suppose it's going to rain - Joan of Arc
I don't suppose that would work with people.  Riker to Crusher
I don't suppose you have any other ideas. Kira
I don't sweat you. - Paulie
I don't tagline. - Quickling
I don't take drinks from air boys. --Kliest.
I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete.
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take your complaining seriously.
I don't take your whining seriously.
I don't tan.  I don't burn.  I implode. -- Nick Knight
I don't tell lawyer jokes, I work for some
I don't think 'ole stubby' has enough graphite left to poison my mind.
I don't think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
I don't think I broke it yet, but I am working on it.
I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline.
I don't think I can face another year of annual events.
I don't think I can keep this up, Tom announced impotently.
I don't think I can make it without you, Al. -- Sam Beckett
I don't think I could go long without a nibble now & then
I don't think I have anything missing, but experts may know better.
I don't think I have ever conversed with you before.
I don't think I like this sport. Guinan
I don't think I like you anymore! - Penguin
I don't think I lost my mind. Just don't recall where I put it.
I don't think I need a rubber room, but hey, that might be nice
I don't think I realized until this moment how evil you really are
I don't think I understand what I said, either. - Louis
I don't think I understand. - Lwaxana
I don't think I want to be your friend no more! - Cosgrove
I don't think I was cut out to be talented. -- Radar
I don't think I was meant to enter this message.
I don't think I'd be so bored if I didn't have so much to do.
I don't think I'll 'ave the pickled fish today, said Tom unerringly.
I don't think I'll @S with a TagLine after that
I don't think I'll mess with that one!
I don't think I'll renew my wedding license this year!
I don't think I'm cut out to be a Captain. - Troi
I don't think I'm following you Chief. - Dax
I don't think I'm going to be able to help you with that. - Sisko
I don't think I'm going to do that for a while. -- Mike Nelson
I don't think I'm going to like being dead. - Lara
I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it.
I don't think I've ever seen a real 'zine. - Anna Steven
I don't think Kira can dance. - Nana Visitor
I don't think Klingons regard scientists very highly. - Beverly
I don't think Mister Ranger enjoyed being assimilated, Yogi of Borg
I don't think Mr Rager is going to like this Yogi!
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi...
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi... - Booboo Bear
I don't think Orton's in a talking mood, Will. Troi
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
I don't think a tagline is appropriate here!
I don't think anyone knows who "did the [Foster's] hard drive. -Expert
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead
I don't think anyone was ever stuck with EDLIN
I don't think believing in Santa Claus is so silly!
I don't think even Bigfoot could choke down that much flannel- FM
I don't think he'll make the mistake of ignoring you again. - Kes
I don't think it was an accident that Mary's vole escaped & bit Worf!
I don't think it'll come to that. - Sisko
I don't think it's _really_ necessary to call me Sir. - Bashir
I don't think it's any less important for not being terribly important
I don't think it's funny. Never will. --Franklin
I don't think it's meant to be eaten. - Peter Puppy, about Nut Log
I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. - Calvin
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'd like to know for sure.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I don't think my wings are dry. - Arthur   [The Tick]
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.. - Lisa
I don't think so - Homey the Clown
I don't think so @TOFIRST@... I'll go get the Band-Aids
I don't think so! - Homey the Clown
I don't think so! - R. Descartes
I don't think so! Homey don't play dat!
I don't think so, @FN@.
I don't think so, @TOFIRST@.
I don't think so, Orville.
I don't think so, Tim!  -- Al Borland
I don't think so, Tim.  -- Al
I don't think so, but they can't stop me from trying. - Anna Steven
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not
I don't think so.  We deal strictly in Latinum. - Nog
I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.
I don't think so. There's no genetic drift. - Beverly
I don't think that 250 RPM Mag Drop will hurt cha
I don't think that Dire Puppywuppy would be that kinky.
I don't think that I have contacted you before.
I don't think that leprechaun is telling the truth, Tom implied.
I don't think that you're.......the devil. - Kira
I don't think that's a good idea! Lydia
I don't think that's a good idea. - Kira
I don't think that's water - Joel on golden stream
I don't think the Chief will appreciate you biting his nails.--Dax
I don't think the Father is a sassy little redhead.
I don't think the Ranger is going to like this, Yogi
I don't think the captain is an idiot. -- Kes
I don't think the guy was ever real. -Eddie Van Halen on Roth
I don't think the world is gonna let you alone
I don't think there's a punch line scheduled
I don't think therefore I'm not
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
I don't think they'll be doing this experiment on Beakman's World. - FM
I don't think they'll look any friendlier close up.
I don't think they're going to make it. Yar
I don't think this is a tagline
I don't think this one was on your list!
I don't think this protest will work. - Ivanova
I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
I don't think we can salvage him. - Anna Steven
I don't think we should go back in there, dude. - Butt-Head
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
I don't think we're in DOS anymore, Toto
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
I don't think we're in Star Fleet anymore, Odo.
I don't think we're really in disagreement about this one.
I don't think we're still connected to @TO@!
I don't think we're still connected to Orville Bullitt!
I don't think you can get there from here
I don't think you come here for the hunting
I don't think you deserve a tagline!  Ahh...DAMN!
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
I don't think you know what love is! - Tom to Mike
I don't think you should ever apologize for sporting a little style.
I don't think you understand. - Ivanova
I don't think you want me to do that.
I don't think you will accept my help,as I'm only waiting to kill you.
I don't think you're happy enough
I don't think you're happy enough! - R&Stmpy
I don't think you're happy enough! -- Stinky Wizzleteats
I don't think you're happy enough! --Ren and Stimpy
I don't think you're happy enough.
I don't think you're quite as devoted a Trekker as I am.-James Dixon
I don't think you're quite ready for the asylum yet. -- Franklin
I don't think you're ready for what *I* think. - Mulder to Scully
I don't think you're ready for what I think. -- Fox Mulder
I don't think you're supposed to do that
I don't think you're taking this very seriously. - Kira
I don't think, therefore I am not
I don't think, therefore I don't exist. --Rush Limbaugh.
I don't think, therefore I don't have to be
I don't think... :No Carrier:
I don't tip the scales, I bribe 'em !
I don't to watch anything that has a moral. - Calvin
I don't trust President Clinton - nor her husband!
I don't trust President Clinton - or HER Husband!!!
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. (Robert Benchley)
I don't trust electrons.   -Ken Stuckas
I don't trust him. &lt;Ripley&gt; I don't trust anybody. &lt;Dallas&gt;
I don't trust him. We're friends
I don't trust men who smile too much
I don't trust telepaths.  Never have; never will. --Garibaldi
I don't trust that pickle, Tom said deliriously.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
I don't understand their humor, either.  - Lt JG Worf
I don't understand these modern girls.   Mickey Rooney
I don't understand this.  It just sucks! - Beavis
I don't understand what it is! Let me kill it! -Worf
I don't understand why people treat him the way they do. -- Kes
I don't understand why she should have another hallucination.-Bashir
I don't understand why this isn't working. La Forge
I don't understand you anymore
I don't understand you, Mulder... - Scully (Fallen Angel)
I don't understand, I mean it's not exactly easy to stomach. -Mulder
I don't understand, sir. - Sito
I don't understand, you deserve so much more than this
I don't understand. --Albert Einstein
I don't understand. It was outrunning us. Chekov
I don't use Homonym's, it just sounds as if I do
I don't use OS/2.
I don't use PATH, just leave a trail of crumbs on my hard drive
I don't use Taglines..  They get me in trouble!
I don't use Windows -- I know how to type!
I don't use an Amiga myself
I don't use cliches...             NOT!
I don't use cocaine, I just like the way it smells!
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.  - M.C. Escher
I don't use pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
I don't use sex to further myself except maybe to an orgasm. - PrissM
I don't use taglines.  Wait, what's this?  Hey!
I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so. - Real live resume statement
I don't usually handle domestic disputes. Spiderman
I don't usually shoot people.  The paperwork is a pain in the butt!
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. - Margaret Smith
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day. - Linda Evangelista
I don't wake up grouchy.  I let her sleep in
I don't wanna be a Klingon, I wanna be a DENTIST - Alex.
I don't wanna be a link to the Mad Poopies - Gypsy
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more...  Ramones 
I don't wanna be a senator anymore - Tom
I don't wanna be a senator anymore...  Tom Servo
I don't wanna be immoral.  I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be immortal.  I just don't wanna die
I don't wanna be your lover, BABE I wanna be a man! -Rush
I don't wanna brag, but dark hair runs in my family. I think it's that cheap rinse!
I don't wanna cause no fuss; can I buy your Magic Bus? 
I don't wanna change trains. -- Dean Stockwell
I don't wanna die, I'd rather dance -- Prince
I don't wanna feel again the worm - Crow
I don't wanna go!
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid
I don't wanna hear what love can do. 
I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but any of you have herpes? - Krusty
I don't wanna play this game anymore! - Serena
I don't wanna touch him.  No!  Ooh icky... -- Tom Servo
I don't wanna touch him. No ooh icky - Tom on burn victim
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't want a Malcom Effect here. -- John Hammond
I don't want a baby like that.  I'm the bleeding antichrist
I don't want a bottle that can exist only in hyperspace, Tom declined.
I don't want a lawyer who knows the law, I want one who knows the judge
I don't want a real man - I want Al. - Peggy Bundy
I don't want a ruptured company clerk. - Potter to Radar
I don't want a second helping, thank you, said the cannibal manfully.
I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter
I don't want a toaster.
I don't want a zarking recipe! --Ford to Arthur
I don't want an adversarial relationship ... so don't f*ck with me.
I don't want any more vegetables!, Tom said peasfully
I don't want any trouble. Jacobs
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, I touch myself--Divinyls
I don't want anyone else to see me. - Kirk
I don't want anything better, I want coffee. - Janeway
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to handle constructive praise
I don't want data I want to know what's happening!
I don't want everyone digging into our personal records! - Hillary
I don't want him to feel like he has to protect me." - Scully on Mulder
I don't want him to feel that he has to protect me. - Scully
I don't want him to know how much this is bothering me. - Scully
I don't want him walkin' outa there with his dick in his hand
I don't want his mother to see him this way. - Don Corleone
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it killed. Cochrane on Companion
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want more, I want it all!
I don't want much from you, just total submission. laughed the redhead
I don't want much from you, just your total submission.
I don't want much out of life...just world domination.
I don't want my atoms scattered by that damn thing!
I don't want people to love me.  It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh
I don't want realism, I want magic! A Streetcar Named Desire, 1940's
I don't want realism. I want magic. Blanche Dubois
I don't want something even better, I want coffee.
I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. - Spanish Proverb
I don't want the entire world.  I just want your half
I don't want the money... just give me the stuff
I don't want the whole world, I just want your half
I don't want the whole world, just your half..whimpered the sexy redhead
I don't want the world to see me - 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. - The Goo Goo Dolls
I don't want the world, I just want your half
I don't want the world, I just want your half. -- They Might Be Giants
I don't want the world, just your half.
I don't want them to have access to the bridge. Picard
I don't want them to remember Xmas as the day their daddy died. - BJ
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work,I want to achieve it thru not dying.-Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I wa
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
I don't want to be Roadkill on the Clinton Highway to Hell!
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard
I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to live li
I don't want to be a moderator when I grow up.
I don't want to be a race car driver, but can I have a pit crew?
I don't want to be alone. I want to be *left* alone
I don't want to be an adult, I've heard horrible stories...-Filbert
I don't want to be here any more than YOU want me to be here. - Ro
I don't want to be here any more than you -- Ensign Ro
I don't want to be known as the "Dancing Doctor." * Beverly
I don't want to be literate, I just want to program
I don't want to be on the warpath! -- Sam Beckett
I don't want to be the conscience of anybody.  Marlon Brando
I don't want to be there when it's time for me to die.
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get
I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying." - Woody Allen
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore
I don't want to buy the product that you're a demo for
I don't want to climb into the ring with Hemmingway. -- Williams
I don't want to die -- existence is one of my strong points
I don't want to die now!  I've still got a headache!  -Arthur Dent
I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points.
I don't want to die.  I'm a God!  Why can't I live on?
I don't want to dissect everything today. - Alanis Morissette
I don't want to express an opinion. - Twain
I don't want to find you've lost him.
I don't want to go back in time - I have relatives there!
I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
I don't want to hear any centaur jokes! --Hercules
I don't want to hear any more about your stinky fantasies. --Ren
I don't want to hear the end of any sentences! - Krusty
I don't want to hit the ground. It's never done anything to me.
I don't want to hurt this life form again. Janeway
I don't want to impress people I don't like
I don't want to insult the Ambassador. - Odo
I don't want to kill you Commander, but I will! -- Maria
I don't want to kill you.  I'd have to do paperwork.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear - NIN
I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Allen
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful
I don't want to pay any dues in life. - Calvin
I don't want to play coach - we're losing
I don't want to pray for the mad scientists.  Crow T. Robot
I don't want to read your bloody tech manual. O'Brien.
I don't want to read your tech manual! - O'Brien
I don't want to rewrite this in prose, said Tom aversely.
I don't want to rule the Universe, I just want to see it.
I don't want to say it, but we're trapped in a people farm! - Arthur
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I could read with pleasure
I don't want to shoot giraffes today, can I just smash a newt?
I don't want to stay where it's raining artillery. -- Hawkeye
I don't want to talk about the weather anymore
I don't want to tell you any half-truths unless they're completely accurate!
I don't want to think too much about what we shouldn't or shouldn't do
I don't want to think.  I just want to be
I don't want to waste a tagline on this
I don't want to watch anything that has a moral.  - - Calvin
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't want you reanimating anything, young man! - Tom
I don't want you to say anything that isn't true - Dana Scully
I don't want you to think that I'm this violent person without a soul
I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
I don't want your blood money!
I don't want your boys DOWN THERE. (Jerry)
I don't watch TV.  I watch my monitor.
I don't watch t.v. regularly (bran doesn't seem to help in this case)
I don't wear a religious symbol. It's hard to keep the stake lit.
I don't wear underwear, don't go to church and don't cut my hair
I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
I don't wish to become a telephone because I'm afraid girls will get my number
I don't wish to discuss it, Mr Spock. Please follow my orders. -Kirk
I don't work here on a regular basis, said Tom casually.
I don't work here, I just hold a position.
I don't work here.  I'm a consultant
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. Dogbert.
I don't write 'em, I just say 'em. - Yakko
I don't... I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don`t steal Taglines, I use Replicated Copys!
I don`t talk to people who don`t like cats!
I don`t think we`re dealing with an ordinary mouse here
I donated my cat to the local Chinese restaurant.
I done graduated the sixth grade along with Jethro Bodine
I done seen 'bout everything when I seen an elephant fly
I done spent 3 hours but I can't make her come.
I donna how much longer I can hold this accent, Captain!
I donno how I'd feel about being humiliated nationally. - Charlene
I donno, I kinda like you that way. Paris
I donno, I kinda like you that way.... -Lt. Paris, ST:VGR
I donnt youse a spel checher kase i kan spel goode!
I dont care if u lost ur virginity,honey,I just want the box it came in!
I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I dont have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I dont jog, it makes my beer all foamy.
I dont just steal taglines, I duplicate them
I dont know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failiure is trying to please every body. - Bill Cosby
I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont need no drugs to calm me! -Pink Floyd
I dont read these either
I dont remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!
I dont' go near politics. -Lynn Redgrave, 1981
I dont't pay phone bills becau�䓃螂�... NO CARRIER
I don㦙 know much about girls. Just what I pick up.
I dote on his very absence.  -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
I doubleclicked on "HELP", pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I doubled the recipe but the oven wouldn't go to 700�
I doublespaced my cat and now it sleeps 48 hours a day
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I doubt he would be _that_ foolish. - Sisko
I doubt he'd survive the experience...:-)  (But what a way to go! &lt;g&gt;)
I doubt it will be useful for communication. -H. Hertz, about radio
I doubt it, but let's see if anything comes up.
I doubt it. - Yakko
I doubt she's even a blonde."--Scully (Syzygy)
I doubt that one's first fisting is to the elbow
I doubt that very much!
I doubt that. - Neela
I doubt the sincerety of Joycelyn Elder's Eric "Clapner" admiration.
I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise
I doubt very much that I'm a skeptic.
I doubt you'll be able to keep this secret for very long. Janeway
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I download email, sleep, get up, download email again.  What's a life?
I downloaded my brain.  Why are my blanks still disk?
I drag you down i use you up mr self destruct
I drag you down, I use you up - NIN
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash!
I drank WHAT!?  - Socrates
I drank WinBooze and I was stuck with a big box in the stomach.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank a beer once, but I didn't swallow
I drank from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled
I drank moonshine once, but I didn't swallow
I drank to drown my sorrows but they learned to swim.
I drank what - - Socates
I draw a jackal-headed woman in the sand. - Natalie Merchant
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of changes,I change myself
I dream of scrolling text and flashing cursors.
I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @N@'s.
I dream things that never were and ask, "Huh?"
I dreamed I had a date with Erma Bombeck.
I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod.  Joel Robinson
I dreamed I loved a black boymy daddy would scream! - Tori Amos
I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to Him
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man
I dreamed I saw a desert rose, dress torn in ribbons & in bows --U2
I dreamed I saw the bombers turning into butterflies
I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted
I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted
I dreamed I was a teepee & a wigwam - I was too tense!!
I dreamed I was a wheel rim. I woke up still tired
I dreamed I was excommunicated in my Maidenform bra
I dreamed I was in bed with a hot toddy.  And a drink.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by - Fantine, Les Mis
I dreamed of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.
I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
I dreamed that I saw Dali with a supermarket trolley --U2
I dreamed that I was a muffler& woke up exhausted.
I dreamed you had left my side, no warmth, not even pride remained
I dreamt I came home & Mildred was wearing BJ's mustache. -- Potter
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls.  Enya
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. &lt;Enya&gt;
I dreamt I had insomnia last night.
I dreamt I lived in marble halls.
I dreamt I was Ray Milland on Rosie Grier's body - Crow
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
I dreamt I was a bar of soap in Elle's shower.
I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman.
I dreamt I was a cat dreaming of being a person
I dreamt I was a muffler, and woke up exhausted!
I dreamt tomorrow had a prettier face - Poe
I drempt I was a muffler and woke up exausted!
I dress to make men fall to their knees.
I dressed neatly.  I looked like a walking 'Just For Today' card.
I drink 3 six-packs just so I can look at your face
I drink a lot because I urinate a lot.  And nature ABHORS A VACUUM!
I drink alcohol only on days that end in "Y"!!
I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily.
I drink beer.  I don't collect cute bottles
I drink blood because it's the only life I have.
I drink large quantities of cold water from a fire hose.
I drink myself of newfound pity. - Collective Soul
I drink only on days ending in 'y'
I drink the blood of the living!  (And I vote!)
I drink the brew I beer! 鷶ic!�
I drink therefore I am ... O-}
I drink therefore I am!
I drink to make @F interesting
I drink to make @TOFIRST@ interesting
I drink to make my friends more interesting.
I drink to make other people interesting
I drink to make other people interesting-G. Nathan
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan
I drink to make other people more interesting &lt;hic&gt;!
I drink to make other people more interesting!
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down
I drink, therefore I am
I drink, therefore I am!          (One of our favorites)
I drink, therefore I am.
I drink, therefore I am. I'm drunk, therefore I was
I drink, therefore I jam.
I drive OS/2 because I'm sick of being a crash dummy!
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
I drive WAY too fast to worry about what foods will kill me
I drive a Yugo, Do you think I care?
I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.
I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly & I hate spiders - Tom Servo
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive much too fast to worry about food killing me!
I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying
I drive on a driveway and park on a parkway.  No, wait
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive way too fast to worry about what foods will kill me.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!  - Bunny
I drive you crazy?  Good!  At least we're carpooling!
I dropped an anvil on James Mitchell after he said, "OS/2".
I dropped my brace over the balcony, said Tom downcastly.
I dropped my duckie and now it's quacked
I dropped my hot dog on the beach! cried Sandy Frank.
I dropped my old Hayes modem on my foot... talk about "mega-hurts".
I dropped my soap on the floor.  What do I clean it with?
I dropped my toothpaste! he cried, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
I dropped my watch in the latrine and I don't want it back. - Radar
I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen.
I drove my Lexus to Infinitinow it's a Legend.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
I drove past Chicago on my way to OS/2
I dub thee Sir Ohsis of the Liver. - Bugs Bunny
I dump mine about every month. (female)
I dunna thin' this Tagline canna take much more! - Scotty
I dunno
I dunno - I was astrally projected at the time.
I dunno ... it doesn't look like he's playing to me
I dunno about that - I'm nervous about those sort of people!
I dunno how you guys walk around with those things. (Elaine)
I dunno what I want on my Tombstone, he replied gravely
I dunno what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'? -- Bobby
I dunno what I'm talking about here - Mike as Mongol
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I dunno, I just go crazy here, that's all, umhmmmm, nuthin' more
I dunno, I might let him live.  We'll see. - Slappy
I dunno.. What colour is the sky in your world?
I dunno...I don't think David Koresh is all that hot
I dunnosometimes I types the stuff, reads it, and saysHUH???
I duzn't gots some life;  I gots some honky code. - Doc Zimmerman
I duzn't know how  I gots here.  Cheeeiit
I earn a seven-figure salary but there's a decimal point involved.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
I eat Swiss cheese, but I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger
I eat a lot of rice.  A *lot* of rice. -- Remo
I eat biscuits - Mike as dumb girl
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I eat from the two basic food groups: SUGAR + CAFFEINE
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.
I eat like a fool when I'm in love.   Lauren Bacall
I eat merely to put food out of my mind
I eat my coffee right out of the can. Why dilute it?
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?
I eat my tea straight from the bag.  Why dilute it?.
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steve Wright
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steve Wright
I eat taglines for breakfast!
I eat the flesh of the living - and I vote
I eat to live. I live to eat. I eat to eat.
I eat, I sleep, I play. I'm a cat. It's my job.
I eat, drink & sleep you, Duncan. I want you, forever.- Tessa Noel
I eat, therefore I am
I eat, therefore I expand
I either want less corruption or a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it
I either want less corruption, a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate.
I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it
I em Tony Grieg of Borg. What a clessic essimilelation thet was!
I em a wunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two
I em a wuunderful spellar, I tipe vari gud two. -Geco
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I em jaysin, end i em hookd on fonix
I embarassed my species again, didn't I?
I embrace poverty!  To annoy me, send money.
I embrace poverty... Gary. To annoy me, send money!
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
I ended up posting over 7100 (non-category) Tags to her
I enjioyed studyuing anatomy. Kes
I enjoy a political joke... unless it gets elected.
I enjoy a quite smoke. So I smoke cigars without bands.
I enjoy beating a dead horse
I enjoy being a girl! - Crow as tough male spy
I enjoy being with intelligent, exciting, and decent people. I also enjoy groups like this!
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. (Joni Rodgers)
I enjoy food more when someone else cooks it.
I enjoy making bicycle wheels, Tom spoke up.
I enjoy pleasing humans - Lore
I enjoy shopping. It's a kind of hobby to help my nerves. Better than a psychiatrist! (TAMMY FAYE BAKKER)
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. &lt;J&gt;
I enjoy talking to Jim Franco. My mind needs the rest
I enjoy the time that we spend together
I enjoy the time we spend together. - Dax
I enjoy watching tennis, said the tomcat to his friend. Why? I've got two brothers in that racket
I enjoy working with human beings, and have stimulating relationships with them. - HAL 9000
I enjoyed dreaming that up
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have
I enjoyed studying anatomy. -- Kes
I enjoyed, and &lt;SWIPED&lt; thos prisoner taglines.  Thanks!  I noticed that
I entered 10 puns to win a contest but no pun in ten did
I entered this message just to use this recipe.
I entertain myself by trying to get Windows to work
I entertain myself by trying to get my computer to work.
I envied Vedec Winn because she was a true believer. - Kira
I envy soldiers who live to tell about it.
I er, won't go any further on this *family* echo. &lt;BEG&gt;
I erased the good Tagline before you could read it.
I escaped from Legend of the Red Dragon
I escaped from a political correction facility.
I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
I especially love it when their butts smoke!
I especially love swearing in Italian. -Nastassja Kinski
I et & et for two hours & dint recognize a thing I et except an olive.
I even feel alone when you're near, 'cause you'll never understand
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.
I even made my parents call me Mulder - Mulder to Scully
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I even tried stickin' hot dogs in the warp drive... --Scotty
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
I exercise religiously. I pray I can make it around the block.
I exist so my shadow will have something to do
I exist, for I have already died, and soon will be born
I exist, therefore I am paid
I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle
I exorcised my demons and it made them stronger.
I expect to be well paid.  I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.
I expect woman will be the last thing civilized by man.
I expect you to perform your duties like a Starfleet officer.-Picard
I expected more from you, a man of your education
I expected to enjoy the film, but that was before I saw it.
I f*cking HATE celery!
I face the morning with my customary sigh. - Fishbone
I fail to see the distinction. Ruan
I fail to see the humor in this situation. - Odo
I fail to see the humour of that situation. - Spock
I fail to see what they find so amusing. - Spock
I failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
I failed attitude in school
I failed my blood test!  (I didn't study.)
I failed my electrocardiogram, said Tom faint-heartedly.
I failed my legend finals - Crow as Colossus
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. * Picard
I failed the Rorschach test!
I failed the first time, and you may NOT tell anyone
I faith, nuncle, thou art nought but a bootless base-court lewdster
I faked this whole thing.  I don't have a tagline compiler.
I fall down, No BOUNCE! - Danny Dp
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Davids
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Della Paolera
I falsified the records to Starfleet. - Adm. Jamerson
I fanatically avoid any form of fanaticism!
I fart in your general direction!
I fart in your general direction! -- French guard
I fart in your general direction.
I fart in your general direction.  -Monty Python
I fart to make you smell GOOD
I favor capital punishment, but only for consenting adults
I favor self-restraint in all of North America, said Tom continently.
I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts -- Virgil (19 BC)
I fear I have nothing to give, I have so much to lose
I fear I'm the only one who thinks this way - NIN
I fear any government that fears my guns
I fear explainations explainatory of things explained
I fear needing explanations of things explained.
I fear no beer !
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. - Madame de Sevigne
I fear our fortresses shall be overwhelmed
I fear there's nothing left to fight for
I fear we have only awakened a sleeping giant  -Yamamoto
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges -- Picard
I fed a lemon to my cat -  and got a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
I fed the cat
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
I feel Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I feel I changeback to a better day...- Metallica
I feel I'm sinkin' but you won't let me drown me
I feel ReBorn with ReBirth
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there
I feel a musical interlude coming on
I feel a presence:  Another Warrior on the Mesa. --MCP to Sark
I feel a presence; another warrior on the mesa. - MCP
I feel a random Act of Violence coming on.
I feel a right idiot, I do.  &lt;sad smile&gt; " - Anna Steven
I feel a song coming on. - Dilbert
I feel a song coming on... -- Crow T. Robot
I feel a suggestion coming on
I feel absolutely tawny - Tom as girl
I feel absolutely tawny...  Tom Servo
I feel age like an icicle down my back. - Dyson Carter
I feel alephed out
I feel all funny..I'm in love! No wait..it's a stroke.. - Grampa
I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof. Elizabeth Taylor
I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today
I feel as though I've been asleep for days. *Bashir*
I feel better about world problems now!
I feel better all over than I do anyplace else.
I feel better already. Paris
I feel better than James Brown!
I feel better than James Brown... how do you feel?
I feel better than a nice tub of good things. - F!
I feel better than you look - Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look" - Dana Scully to Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look. - Scully to Mulder
I feel close to an answer of some kind - Troi
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet. - Pink Floyd
I feel disillusioned - do you have any good new illusions?
I feel empty inside, Tom hollered.
I feel fine.....Everything seems a little smaller. - Pica\S
I feel free!
I feel funky... monkey... funky... - The Tick
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
I feel good all under - Tom as hero
I feel good all under- Tom Servo
I feel good. In fact, I feel better than James Brown
I feel good.....and I don't kiss too badly, either!
I feel great!  And I don't kiss badly either!
I feel happy today...but at least Happy seems to like it!
I feel happy!  I feel happy!  I feel ha..&lt;thwack&gt;
I feel happy!  I feel happy! &lt;*THUD*&gt;
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! &lt;thwack&gt;.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!
I feel ill! - Gypsy seeing Tom's new head
I feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it.
I feel it. Alan One. He calls me. --Tron
I feel like Charleton Heston when he saw the chimp riding the pony.
I feel like I am being nibbled to death by cats!
I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV
I feel like I can take on the entire Empire today, Sir!
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. -- Laura
I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night - Tom
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats - Londo Molari
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I feel like I'm drowning... you know I can't breathe now -Floyd
I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
I feel like I'm in a Traveler's ad!
I feel like I'm merging onto the infobahn in a VW bug. - Adam
I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemingway story. If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all
I feel like I've been asleep for days.Did I miss something? - Bashir
I feel like Obi-Wan "Cruddy" Kenobi! - Roddy, to F!
I feel like Quoting Nick Nadboralski to Danny Della Paolera
I feel like Roadkill tonight...like Roadkill tonight!
I feel like a 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like a Chinese labourer, said Tom coolly.
I feel like a Christian Scientist with apendicitis. T. Lehrer
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse.
I feel like a fool.  More of a fool than usual
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.  - William H. Mauldin
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
I feel like a million tonight, but one at a time.
I feel like a million tonight...but, one at a time. - Mae West
I feel like a million...but one at a time,  please. -Mae West
I feel like a misprint in the Book of Life
I feel like a mushroom; I'm kept in the dark and feed BS all day!
I feel like a nun - Tom after loosing his head
I feel like a spartan tonight! - Mike sings
I feel like a spectator at a traffic accident.
I feel like a squirt of yellow mustard in Grey Poupon World
I feel like a three-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
I feel like a twenty year old but I can't find one
I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
I feel like an 18 year old; is there one handy?
I feel like an 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like an idiot *and* I'm binding. -- Tom Servo
I feel like an idiot AND I'm binding - Tom in Batman suit
I feel like an old splitted drum stick!
I feel like an undertaker in this outfit. Peter Parker
I feel like attacking a monarch, said Tom strikingly.
I feel like chicken tonight...hehehehe
I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival
I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird? - Crow
I feel like my head's gonna burst.
I feel like my mind is turning to mush
I feel like my neck's in a sling. McCoy
I feel like putting Spam on my head and cucumbers up my nose
I feel like rhino hide - Tom
I feel like road kill on the Information Superhighway
I feel like something the cat dragged in...but I have no cat!
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
I feel like that little bead that rattles in a spray can. - Catwoman
I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before
I feel like this loneliness won't end.
I feel like tweaking some brittle people. - Dogbert
I feel lucky to be alive today.... and so do the people I BBQ'd for!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I feel more like I do now than I did before!
I feel more like I do now than I did! ___ Blue Wave/QWK
I feel more like I do now than when I arrived
I feel more like I do now that I did a while ago
I feel much better now since I've given up all hope.
I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
I feel much better now.  I really do.  - HAL
I feel much better since I gave up all hope.
I feel much better, now that I've given up all hope.
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I feel much too young to be this old
I feel nervous, like a pair of wigwamsAm I two tents?
I feel odd...almost dairy-like!
I feel one of my turns coming on
I feel one of my turns coming on. - Pink Floyd
I feel pain.  What's the word?  'Ow?' - Q
I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?  - Q    Yes.  - Data
I feel partially hydrogenated!
I feel pretty brain dead and can't think of an answer
I feel pretty!  Oh so pretty! -- Tom Servo
I feel privileged to be in your presence. - Kira (sarcastically)
I feel released, bad times deceased.... - Janet Weiss
I feel safe with my feet in the dirt.   Ava Gardner
I feel so alone in a room full of people - M. Muir
I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!    Sure! We all do!
I feel so dirty. Oh, yech! Yuch! - Tom
I feel so good, it's illegal.
I feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. --Stephen Bishop
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so naughty.
I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition ,,,
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... so... what's that word for I can't say it right?
I feel someone other than me. Is someone there? If I move forward? Rei
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to wh
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to when they climax
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. --George Carlin
I feel sorry for dogs. THEY have to get out of bed *10* times a day!
I feel sorry for the lions.  -Any Jesuit
I feel sorry for those who don't know what they're missing.
I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head
I feel stupid and contagious   - -Kurt Cobain
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. - Queen Victoria
I feel terrible - Han Solo
I feel that if you can't communicate, you should shut up.
I feel that my services as Morale Officer are needed. -- Neelix
I feel the NEED for SPEED!!
I feel the Need... The need to READ!
I feel the animal within. - Butthead
I feel the conflict within you.  Let go of your hate. - Luke
I feel the earth move under my feet ...  - Carol King
I feel the earth move, under my feet- Maggie
I feel the need, the need for speed!
I feel the need......the need for speed!!! - Maverick Mitchell 1987
I feel the needthe need for speed! -Maverick
I feel the pull of gravity, it pulls me out of slavery
I feel the pull of gravity, the evidence is in the seed
I feel the same way about the pain - Mike
I feel the universe functioning
I feel used! - Rita
I feel used, cheap, and dirty.  Could you do that again?
I feel very sick.
I feel warm, even secure - Crow
I feel we must postpone action until we learn more. - Picard
I feel you must blame your own perverse urges - Picard
I feel you ought to know I'm feeling exceptionally depressed
I feel young. -- Kirk
I feel your anger towards me and I forgive you for it. - Winn
I feel your pain (and I like it!)
I feel your pain, I really do!  &lt;chucking the EB's chin&gt;-Anna Steven
I feel your pain, I will assimilate it - Clinton of Borg
I feel your pain...no, I do, honest!
I feel your tongue flicking over the hardened pebbles of my nipples!
I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain! -our Prez
I feel.. great *pain*, Captain.  Who let the virgin on board?
I feel...I feel ashamed. - Q
I feet it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it
I fell asleep during "Deep Throat". -Joan Collins
I fell asleep in the mess tent and two guys siphoned me. - Radar
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom
I fell asleep. Moreau-2
I fell off the wagon...Bulletin Boarders Anonymous
I fell to the country just to burn like the sky - Roland
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
I fell, pell mell, for Kim Cattrall! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt a great disturbance in the Force
I felt a great disturbance in the Force-Star Wars
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... -Star Wars
I felt a kind of forlorn sense of being lost in a world of incredibly stupid and malicious dwarfs. - Aleister Crowley
I felt a shadow cross my heart  Nobody's Hero
I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. - Homer
I felt just like Donna Reed - Crow
I felt just like Donna Reed! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt like music. Uhura
I felt so bad that I had to go to church TWICE on Sunday.
I felt so cold and empty--like a lost soul out of place.&lt;Poison&gt;
I felt sorry for him. - Quark
I felt there was room for ALL philosophies on this station. - Sisko
I felt you coming girl... - Nick Cave
I fight authority, authority doesn't always win
I fight crime... I shoot back.
I fight evil wherever it is! Except in dark, scary places.
I fight for my friends! And you're not one of them! - Sailor Moon
I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is
I fight my own battles! --G'Kar
I fight to the finish, 'cause I eat me spinach... -- Popeye
I figure in July I should have some time to breathe.
I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion. - Isaac Asimov
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say.
I figure we can die here once.. maybe twice.. but no more.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.  -Fran Lebowitz
I figure you'll get plenty of these here
I figure you'll get plenty of these here &lt;g&gt;
I figured a blessing of my own wouldn't hurt.
I figured it was superstition passed onto children. - Ro Laren
I figured it was you.  Nuts. Garibaldi to Ivanova
I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.&lt;Brown&gt;
I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore.
I figured out why the world is a such Mess: God must be using Windows!
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!
I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but- Dazzler
I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her! -Mask
I file by decade - but I work slow!
I file it under "k" for... toy.
I filed it under "s" for insane.
I filled my hard drive with .GIFs, so now I message!
I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify." I wrote "Doctor." What's my mother going to do? --Steven Wright
I filtered all the twits and had no messages left
I finally discovered how they make ladies' bathing suits. First they take a stitch of nylon. That's all!
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. --Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally found a way to wear the dog out. - Lummox
I finally found myself . . . now I don't know why!
I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
I finally found oil, Tom gushed
I finally found the ANY key!
I finally get it all together, but forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together and promptly forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together.  Now where did I put it?
I finally got it together, and I forgot where I put it!
I finally got it, now where'd I put it?
I finally got my act together and now I forgot where I put it!
I finally got my act together, now where did I put it?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart
I finally got some sense knocked into me, and... the bump to prove it
I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@!
I finally know what RIP stands for! Ross Is a Pickpocket! - Heenan
I finally made ends meet, and they hate each other!
I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.00
I finally put one over on the Deveels! - Aahz
I finally repaired my metronome. Beat's working! 
I finally thought I had it made and they threw something else at me
I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for! - Garibaldi
I finally washed the mud off of mud
I finally went to the eye doctor.  I got contacts.  I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups. -- Steven Wright
I find @F's lack of faith... disturbing
I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find @TOFIRST@'s lack of faith... disturbing
I find Andy's lack of faith... disturbing
I find Mike's lack of faithdisturbing.
I find Orville's lack of faith... disturbing.
I find TV education