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I  Deep Space Nine!
I  P C
I  rule the midnight air  the destroyer
I   Doctor Who.
I   Music
I   My Cat!
I   My Dog.  I   My Cat.  I   My Wife.  I   days.
I   l i k e   t o   w a t c h
I   my dog,   my cat, and I don't   baby seals. Have a   day.
I   my wife,I   my cat, I   Med, I   if I do,  if I don't
I   w a n t   M a r i n a   S i r t i s
I  Dr. Bashir
I  Forgot  The  Dream  But  I'm  Missing  My  Pajamas.
I  Music
I  My Dog.  I  My Cat.  I  My Wife.  I  days.
I  My Dog. I . My Cat. I . my wife.
I  NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I  NEVER Read recipes!  Do You?
I  SLMR 2.1a
I  Star Trek !
I  Tribbles
I  WAS  a pail in the back of my office!
I  WP
I  am just putting in an extra line of text to solve  a problem in fin
I  message database managers.
I  met the  surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette!
I  my dog,  my cat, I don't  baby seals. Have a  day.
I  my dog....
I  my wife,I  my cat, I  Med, I  if I do, if I don't
I  think tag lines should be placed at the beginning of the message.
I  try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean.
I "do" enjoy children... when cooked properly - W.C.Fields.
I "flamingoed" up. - Holly
I >HATE< spiders! Renbrandt Brown
I >hate< my family! Hercules
I >suggest< you reconsider your plans. Dukat to Sisko
I <kick> have HAD <kick> enough of YOU! <BOOT!>
I 'C' said the blind man.
I 'M NOT IN A <CENSORED> BAD MOOD YOU <CENSORED> <CENSORED>!!!
I 'ave da people, I 'ave da plan, I 'ave da h'accent.
I 'm learning the song that never ends... it will take me forever!
I (kick)...have HAD(kick)....enough of YOU (kick)!!!
I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I * my cat, I * my Dog.
I * my dog, * my cat, and I * baby harp seals.
I *>HATE<* questionaires. - Worf
I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! - Elwood Blues
I **TRIED** to register it!
I **meant** rope, and hoist, slowly
I *AM* in total control, but don't tell my cat
I *AM* pushing!!! -- Keiko
I *FORGIVE* your blasphemy.  - Q
I *HATE* it when I pi$$ the bed... - Viper
I *HATE* it when my serial port goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"!
I *KNOW* about these things!
I *LOVE* Tag Line Xpress!!!
I *LOVE* Tag-X Pro!!!
I *LOVE* animals! Been busted seven times for it
I *LOVE* being a Changeling!!--Curzon Odo
I *LOVE* cats...  Stuffed and mounted
I *LOVE* it when a plan comes together!
I *LOVE* this thread!
I *S*W*I*P*E*D* the entire file (Thanks, Cal)
I *STILL* think digital watches are a pretty neat idea
I *TRIED* to tell you! Lydia
I *almost* stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I *am* a Size 10.  My fat is just there to protect my perfect body
I *am* in shape. Round is a shape
I *am* prejudicedagainst stupidity! -- The StarWolf
I *am* spider-man! Look! I've got talons and everything! -- Miguel
I *am* stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will. -Baldrick
I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future!  Ooooooh! -- Al Calavicci
I *am* the Moderator, you twit! - Robert Craft
I *am* the Supreme Being. I'm not *entirely* dim -- Time Bandits
I *am* the button!  TV's Frank
I *am* the law! - Mako
I *am* the messiah I keep talking about. - Digital Shakespeare
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I *couldn't* have cought it, I practice safe modem sex.
I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I?
I *did* read the docs! That's why I'm confused! - Geco
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I *do too* have a life!  It's not much, but it's paid for
I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido
I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me! - Robinson
I *do* have a suggestion if you need some ideas
I *do* remember.  I just remember differently.
I *don't* care.  You're the one who's doing the dying! -- Cat
I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies?
I *hate* temporal mechanics! - O'Brien and O'Brien
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... NINE times. - Rimmer
I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... Nine times
I *hope* that I can depend on you. Torres
I *knew* I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque!
I *knew* this Colombian coffee was trouble. - Wally
I *know* I have an afterlife. 1 John 5:11-12 says so.
I *know* I hit him! -- Dick Durkin
I *know* the phone bill's high-That's why I need a faster modem ;
I *like* public access!
I *like* the above!
I *like* to play with myself! - Cartman
I *like* unmitigated gall.  Worf
I *like* unmitigated gall... with ketchup -- Worf
I *look* awesome  you just *are* awesome
I *love* flattery!
I *love* geek smut :) - Skud
I *love* purple! - Vicki Vale
I *love* this joke! -- Crow T. Robot
I *love* to fly! -Jean-Luc Brassard
I *love~my@&*$ computer,&*&( It's made in Taiwan !?
I *may* be wrong but that doesn't mean you're *right*.
I *may* grow old,...BUT I *refuse* to grow up!  ;*)
I *must* be a Taoist, everyone keeps telling me I am in the Way!
I *must* lead a charmed life
I *need* to know; I need to know the truth! - Mulder
I *never* format my *brain*! It's error correckting. Or something.
I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
I *own* you now, weasel-boy. - Dogbert
I *really relate* to this one!
I *said* cut my *hair* off of the ear!!   -van Gogh
I *should* know - I parked it for them! - Marvin
I *speak* English! You must be a bit of a thicko. -Prince George
I *still* think the opal was a good idea, anyway
I *think* I know what one you're talking about.
I *think* that the messages were just tossed into this area by
I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
I *tried* to explain it to you guys, but do you listen? ;)
I *was* first in line.  Until the little hairball was born. - Scar
I *was* good.  Wasn't I? -- Garek
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy... and not 'yours'.. Thank you
I *was* talking about *my* fantasy...not yours.....Maybe later
I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:)
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk
I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:)
I -am- a great disturbance in the Force.
I -must- patch this coat, Tom said raggedly
I . . Doctor Who.
I . Cats
I . My Dog.  I . My Cat.  I . My Wife.  I . days.
I . my cat, I . my Dog.
I ... I ... I know you think I'm paranoid ... you all do. :-(
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo
I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. <BEG>
I .C kopati nos
I /did/ ask you not to say ammunition. --Tori, MPOS
I /was/ listening but when I stopped talking it got really boring
I 8 my cat, tasted like chicken.
I 8 my cat. I 'ed my wife, I my Dog.
I ? my dog, I ?????? my cat
I ALWAYS behave - sometimes good, sometimes bad
I ALWAYS have to get the saw!--Gen Nyland
I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses.
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!!
I AM >TIRED<!!! Karidian
I AM AN  ANTI-CHRIST! I AM AN ANARCHIST!  -=> The Sex  Pistols  <=-
I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#%
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bunghole! - Beavis/Cornholio
I AM CORNHOLIO!  I need TP for my bungholio!  -Beavis
I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE.  Oh, that's nice.
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. How very nice for you!
I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice.
I AM EAGER TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS.  No problems?  Let me make some for you
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL! {But don't tell the wife...}
I AM IRONMAN!  Tom Servo
I AM KIROK! I AM KIROK! Kirok
I AM KORNSHELL HOLIO!!! I NEED T3 FOR MY CISCO!!!! DO YOU HAVE T3 ?? -- delchi@dorsai.org
I AM LEONA OSAKI OF BORG! YOUR TANK WILL BE ASSIMILATED!
I AM NOSTRADAMUS OF BORG! IN 100 YEARS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf, Star Date 99791.9)
I AM NOT CONCEITED!  I JUST HATE MORTALS!
I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE!
I AM NOT PARANOID! AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING!
I AM NOT schizophrenic.  Me neither.
I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE - E.D. 209
I AM NOW in Yuba City and I'm still not ASHAMED!
I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, @F, WILL BE APPROXIMATED
I AM PREJUDICED against stupidity.
I AM PUSHING!  - Keiko
I AM PUSHING! -- Keiko O'Brien
I AM Q OF BORG. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSMILIATION.
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
I AM ROBOMAIL OF BORG; REGISTEREGISTEREG
I AM SERVO-TRON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! -- Tom Servo
I AM SO VERY FORTUNATE THAT MY PERSONAL LIFESTYLE is such a perfect reflection of the absolute good
I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14
I AM THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT . . . where's my bwankey?
I AM THE GUYVER! -- Sean
I AM THE MAN....THAT POOLS...THE WORLD! - Sid the Bookie
I AM THE MAN...THAT JEWELS..THE WORLD!  -- Sid as a jeweller
I AM THE MAN...THAT RULES..LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! - Sid Gump
I AM THE MAN..THAT COOLS...THE WORLD!!! - Sid Frost
I AM THE MOST FIENDISH TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE DARKEST NIGHT
I AM THE WALRUS, GOO-GOO-GOO-JOOB!
I AM WHAT I AM And what I AM needs no excuses.....
I AM WHAT I AM and needs no excuses.....
I AM at attention, sir! It's my uniform that's at ease!
I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage.  SENd $1000 TO my SiTe
I AM home - My modem's on, isn't it?
I AM my other Cat (I'm a Leo)
I AM not a Senior Citizen, just a Teenager with 50 years experience!
I AM playing with a full deck - I just shuffle slowly
I AM politically correct.  I have no opinion
I AM prejudiced... against stupidity
I AM relaxed ... I just can't come to terms with it.
I AM scientific. I have a black hole in my head
I AM some of DS9's fandom subculture.  <g> - Anna Steven
I AM standing.
I AM the button!
I AM the evil twin!
I AM the kind of person your parents warned you about
I AM the person your mother warned you about
I AM waving all my fingers. Some are folded for stability
I AM. - God
I AM... THE MAN... WHO WULES... THE WOWLD!!! - Sid Fudd
I ATE'NT DEAD -  Granny Weatherwax
I Always push the doors marked pull!
I Am Come a Light Into The World !!
I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated
I Am HOldINg YouR mAiL HoStaGe. SeNd $1000 tO mY nOdE
I Am He That Liveth, And Was Dead !!
I Am Patient With Stupidity, NOT With Those Proud Of It
I Am Scared! - By Emma Fraid
I Am Someone Else  - By Ima Nonymous
I Am The Door; By Me if Any Man Enter In, He Shall Be Saved !!
I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence.
I Am The Real Andy Davidson..  You Are An Imposter..  Die, Infidel
I Am The Reincarnation of Julius Ceasar, Insists Tony Blair
I Am The Reincarnation of King Henry VIII, Insists Bob Dylan
I Am The Reincarnation of Lady Godiva, Insists Snow White
I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened.
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual
I Am The Watcher Of The Pylons.
I Am The Way, The Truth, And The Life !!
I Am Tired - By Anita Rest
I Am Vadercus of Borg.  You Will Be Assimilated, My Son
I Am Woman! Hear Me Roar As I Knock Him To The Floor! ;>
I Am Woman, I am Invincable, I am Tired
I Am Woman....Hear Me Roar
I Arthur  - Evil Arthur twin
I Arthur! - Evil Arthur Clone
I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague!
I BBQ MY SPOTTED OWL USING GENUINE REDWOOD CHIPS! YUM YUM!!
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I BELIEVE I WAS REINCARNATED FROM A BAGPIPE... - Signpost
I BLEED Triple Ripple Vanilla Road Monkey! - Uncle Creamy, The Tick
I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM.
I BM, You BM, We all BM for IBM
I BM.  You BM.  We all BM for IBM!
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
I BS daily.....oops, I mean BBS, of course.
I Beat Bobby Fischer - By Jess Player
I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
I Believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Clinton's integrity
I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man
I Bought some powdered water...just not sure what to add?
I Brake For NO Cat!
I Brake for Brunettes, Blondes, and cold Beer!
I Brake for No Apparent Reason
I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy.
I Butt, You Butt, They Butt, buttbuttbuttbuttbutt.. - Delenn
I Buy, I Call <--------------> You Buy, You Call
I C E-man
I C U've set aside this special time 2 humiliate URself in public
I C what you mean.
I C++, zerefore I am
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I CAN ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE POMPOUS AND HUMORLESS.  I just don't understand why you are proud of it
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. -- BOB
I CAN READ!!! Don't you think I can read?!? - Crow to Tom
I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE BUSY, said Death
I CAN tell you,that he DID love her,for whatever that's worth. - Dax
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME....BONNIE RAITT
I CAN'T be drowning in African waters! pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
I CAN'T eat cheese! It blocks me up! - Crow
I CAN'T eat with the family... My computer gets lonely!
I CAN'T get no... Satisfaction!!  Windoze '95
I CAN'T go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me.
I CAN'T go to hell, they won't take me!
I CAN'T quite pronounce it let alone spell it!
I CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
I CAN't die, Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
I CAN't help myself...I'm a tagline kleptomaniac!
I CAUGHT YOU!.. reading from the tagline UP!
I CHOOSE NOT TO COPE!
I COULD live without trek, but what would be the point?
I COULDN'T have killed him!  My blasts don't DO killing!
I CRUSH YOUR HEAD!!!
I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowhere.
I Came ........ I Read ........ I Responded.
I Came here in search of Freedom but all I found were Taglines.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I Came, I Saw, I Ran Like A F*$^%^ Scardy-Cat!
I Came, I Saw, IRAN
I Can Alter My Life by Altering My Attitude !!
I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
I Can Fix It - By Jerry Rigg
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
I Can Get No... Satisfaction
I Can Live for 2 Months On a Good Compliment (Mark Twain)
I Can Still Hear It, Screaming!, Screaming!, Screaming! - Baby Bird.
I Can Walk On Water...But I Still Stagger On Booze !
I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! --Rolling Stones of Borg
I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... His Dog Is Talking To Me
I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... I Am Scared Catching Something
I Can't See The Difference - By Sam Ting
I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!
I Can't wait for MS-DOS 15.02!
I Care * Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
I Cayman went.
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more
I Chris, do solomnly swear on this Penthouse, to tell the truth
I Cling To My Imperfections As The Very Essence Of Me
I Come In Peace, Take Me To Your Modem.
I Compute, Therefore I Kludge
I Corinthians 15:51-57
I Could Screw Up, But I Let The Computer Do It!
I Coulda Been A Contender  - By K. O. Boxer
I Couldn't Get the Hang of Making Nestle's Quik - Blonde Moments
I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger.
I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer
I DEMAND that recipe, Sherry! - Crow as girls wrestle
I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I DID Read The Docs! Honest! ... Oh, *That* page
I DID go to hell. I was exiled for bootlegging icewater+
I DID read the docs -- that's why I'm confused!
I DID read the manual
I DID read the manual!  That's why I'm confused!!
I DID read the manual...
I DIDN'T DO IT. NO BODY SAW ME DO IT. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
I DO HAVE A LIFE  ....  IT'S JUST INCREDABILY BORING.
I DO IT BECAUSE MY SYSOP TELLS ME TO!
I DO NOT  I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.
I DO NOT HAVE A GUT!  I have... contours.     - Frasier
I DO NOT I do not yell.  -- Worf
I DO NOT YELL!! -Worf
I DO NOT like greens eggs and ham...SPAM!
I DO NOT.. I do not yell. -- Worf
I DO have a clue; wait while I remember where I put it
I DO know everything. I just can't remember it!
I DO know it all; I just can't remember any of it right now.
I DO know you - in a tagline, virtual sort of way
I DO make passes at women who wear glasses
I DO want your money, because god wants your money!
I DO work for food!
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I DON'T FEAR WEAPONS, I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM.
I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*! - Aahz
I DON'T LIKE THE TURN THIS CONVERSATION IS TAKING.
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' recipe
I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF!
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITYI ENJOY IT!
I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU but there's nobody else around to bore
I DON'T brake for feminists.  
I DRINK ALONE....GEORGE TOROUGHOOD
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
I Didn't Do It - by Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Do It!  - By Y. M. Eyehere
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
I Didn't Know I  You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
I Didn't Know Santi Claus Was DEAD! - Stimpy.
I Disagree With That!  - By N. A. Sayer
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability.
I Do Tag Line Xpress <- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Do Tag-X Pro <- look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I Don't Believe In Beatles... Just Believe In Me... Yoko & Me
I Don't Believe This!  - By L. U. Say
I Don't Break For Barney....SPLAT!
I Don't Care What The World Can See
I Don't Have Any Pant's - Stimpy.
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Run Windows, and PROUD of it!
I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... I'm a Carrier
I Don't Think So Tim:  Samite Healer
I Don't Think You're Happy Enough! - Stinky Wizzleteats.
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
I Don't bite...MUCH!
I Don't do drugs - Echos are my escape from reality
I Don't do drugs - Star Trek is my escape from reality.
I Don't do windows ...I don't have the time!
I Don't find trouble...I AM trouble!
I Don't just flirt with danger  - I take it out on dates.
I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care!
I Don't need no Stinkin Tagline!
I DoubleSpaced my cat and now she ignores me twice as often
I Dream of Jeannie - created by Morton Lee Cohen
I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else
I Drive OS/2 'cause I'm sick of being a Crash Dummy !
I Dropped The Hammer - By O. L. Myfoot
I Dyslexic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated
I E-mail because no one can read my handwriting.
I Enjoy CP/m. No Hype, No Hassles, NO VIRUS'S!
I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HAPPY! **THUD**
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, SINCE I'VE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE!!!
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
I FELT something was wrong. Multitasking causes schizophrenia
I FINALLY made it in music!  I'm touring China with a wok band.
I FORGOT I HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES
I FOUND JESUS!  (you can all stop looking now)
I FOUND JESUS!  He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana,,,
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
I Feel A Rumbly In My Tumbly
I Feel Better Now.
I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown.
I Feel Happy...Sais Who?
I Feel So Much Better Now That I Have Given Up All Hope!!
I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me
I Fell Off The Brooklyn Bridge - By Ilene Dover
I Feyd 2 Grey (Na-baron Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen, 3077)
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I Forgot To Add A recipe
I Frotzed my wife, and now I can't get any sleep! (The Grue!)
I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT! W. Riker to T. Riker
I GIVE away Truth, why BUY a liberal lie?
I Gawrontee!!!!
I GoT THe PoiSoN - i GoT THe RoDeNT BaiT
I Got A New Car  - By D. U. Care
I Got Me a 286 49mhz Laptop and Boy Does It Fly!!! Too Bad It's CGA!!!
I Got This New 486 For My Wife.....Best Trade I Ever Made
I Got a date!! No more sticky fingers for me.
I Got real close to seeing Elvis.....But my shovel broke.
I Grok its fullness...or I would not have drunk
I HATE BEING PUT ON HOLD! -- Logan
I HATE Call Waitin.....NO CARRIER
I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!!
I HATE MUSTARD!!! - Rake Yohn, JACKASS
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE Pooh taglines!
I HATE STUPID COWS!!!      holy or not
I HATE TO HAVE TO BUY NEW SWEATSHIRTS EVERY YEAR! !NOT!
I HATE TRIBBLE RECIPES!!!
I HATE TRIBBLE TAGS!!!
I HATE being serious, screws up my outlook on life!
I HATE call waiting% %NO CARRIER
I HATE call waitin(r)NO CARRIER
I HATE it when it does that!
I HATE it when that happens!
I HATE people who make little piles with their chips!--O'Brien
I HATE technology!!!!!!
I HATE those bloomin' stop and go penalties
I HATE to sniff crotchless panties!
I HATE when you do that!!! - Crow to Tom
I HAVE 1ST AMENDENT RIGH(*&^                 NO CARRIER
I HAVE A BODY OF A GOD....BHUDDA!
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY   (It just hasn't developed yet).
I HAVE HEAD EXPLODEY! -Johnny The Homocidal Maniac
I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  So don't go ruining it all by asking me to explain
I HAVE NO PREJUDICES: all my hatreds are based on solid evidence
I HAVE had my eye on young Ensign Kim. Seska
I HAVE no emotions. What's your excuse?--Data
I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
I HAVEN'T LOST MY MIND IT'S BACKED UP HERE SOMEWHERE!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE
I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
I Had A Little Accident; I Lose A Pair Of Lungs. - Neelix
I Had a brain scan the other day, thank god it turned up negative!
I Had a dream 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 megs Free.
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
I Hate Fighting  - By Boris Hell
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
I Hate Housework - by I. M. Laizee
I Hate Monday Mornings                By Gaetan Oop
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
I Hate To Say It /IHateToSayIt/ But It's Probably Me (Sting)
I Hate You, You Hate Me, BARNEY Died From HIV!
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
I Have A Headache Mode; A)bort F)ail G)et Your Hands OFF OF ME!
I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig
I Have GREAT Gun Control - 2 Groups
I Have Heard Thy Prayer, I Have Seen Thy Tears; Behold, I Will Heal Thee !!
I Have Miles and Miles to Go Before I Sleep
I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have The Best recipe But Ran Out Of Space!
I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie - Explodie.
I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie. - Explodie        Ren & Stimpy
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?
I Have a PATTON if You Have a General!
I Haven't Had These, Since I Was An Egg! - Fish.
I Haven't a Q. Q joins Data in a Holmes mystery.
I Hear Lorena Bobbitt's the new spokeswoman for Ginsu Knives
I Heard there was some really hot sex in Waco!
I Hit the Wall:                    Isadore There
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
I Hope My Blue Wave Don't Break /WalkingOn/ Walking On the Moon
I I am Ewmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated, eh-?
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
I I need your opinion, I'll pull your chain.
I I was nice today.  Nice to all those incepid monkeys!
I Jim, do solomnly swear on this Joy of Cooking, to tell the truth
I Just <ZAP!> love my <ZAP!> Lum-chan doll <ZZZAAAPP!!>
I Just (ZAP!) love my (ZAP!) Lum-chan doll (ZZZAAAPP!!)
I Just Called To Say I Love You   Stevie Wonder
I Just Had A Feeling - By Claire Voyant
I Just Keep My Politicians Satisfied.
I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set
I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
I Just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat
I Just got stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat.
I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW on the SIDE?
I KILLED My Lover With an Arctic Roll
I KILLED My Uncle With a Lazer Beam -- Extra-Terrestrial
I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief
I KNEW it was Monday when I fell out of the wrong side of the bed
I KNEW we should have thrown it out yesterday!
I KNOW A SURGEON WHO'S A REAL CUT-UP   Keeps everybody in stitches!
I KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS to the questions you are not asking
I KNOW EVERYTHING, SEE EVERYTHING, GO ANYWHERE I WANT. -- BOB
I KNOW I am a Christian!
I KNOW THE REAL STORY.
I KNOW it was a tornado Toto, but you wizzed on my Carpet
I KNOW that santas a Phoney...a little fairy told me
I KNOW the truth is out there, it's just that they haven't told me yet!
I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
I Keep Falling Down  - By D. Z. Person
I Killed Cock Robin! - By R. S. T'me
I Kings 7:23 & II Chron 4:2 pi=3.0 so all circles must be six sided
I Know A Joke!!
I Know I Speak For All Of Us When I Say<slam>
I Know It All - I Just Can't Remember It All At Once!
I LET you win, @FN@!
I LET you win, @TOFIRST@!
I LIKE DRUGS
I LIKE TO THINK I AM A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES. - Death
I LIKE a woman in uniform! - Quark.
I LIKE people. They are good to become wood. Are you ready @F?
I LIKE sex on TV! And on the floor, on the kitchen table, on the
I LIVE ... to *stuff* your hard drive!  :-)
I LIVED!!! NOW what do I do???
I LLLLLLLLLLIKE IT!!! - Emil
I LOOOOVE scanning for lifeforms!
I LOVE BEING SUPER HEROES! - The Tick
I LOVE Congress: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I LOVE IT!!! keep 'em coming. Catch YA Later
I LOVE MICHAEL....HE IS MY BABY
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE NASTY WOMEN!!!
I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!!
I LOVE THIS JOB! YEEEEE-HAAAAW! - The Tick
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
I LOVE a woman in uniform. - Quark
I LOVE animals... especially cooked!
I LOVE call waiting.  Realy love call wait[
I LOVE cats...      Stir-fried is best!
I LOVE chihuahuas!.... in tacos.
I LOVE cute litle animals...especially in a good gravy.
I LOVE fine wines!  I can afford reasonably decent beer.
I LOVE my Windows 95! ummmm errrr  96! umm nope that's not it 97!
I LOVE my country, but I FEAR my government.
I LOVE quoting!!
I LOVE spotted owls!!  They taste like chicken!!!
I LOVE the Feminist movement - When I'm walking behind it.
I LOVE the smell of cordite in the morning!
I LOVE this game!
I LOVE this thing! So how do I use it?
I LOVE women in uniform
I LOVE you babe, but her FLESH got in the way!!
I LOVE your approach... Let's see your departure!.
I Laugh At The Gods! - By Hugh Briss
I Left Moss Hart/In San Francisco
I Left My Heart In Aunt Fran's Crisco
I Like "Weeding Gardens," by Manuel Labour.
I Like Barney, Stuffed and Mounted on the Wall in my study.
I Like Fish, by Ann Chovie.
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
I Like to help you out,which way you come in?
I Link! U Link! We All Link for I Link!
I Lived In Detroit - By Helen Earth
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
I Look In The Sky, But I Look In Vain / Heavy Cloud But No Rain
I Lost My Balance  - By Phil Down
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
I Love "(  .  )  (  .  )"  Parton !
I Love Animals ... They're Delicious!
I Love Bullfighting  - By Matt Adore
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore
I Love Children... That's Why I'm Not Having Any
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!
I Love Jesus!
I Love Mathematics - Adam Up
I Love Mathematics:                Adam Up
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
I Love Michael Alot!!~*~*~Im In Love
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Co-Sysop
I Love My Computer: I can change her look and feel.
I Love My Computer: I spend lots of time with her & enjoy every minute
I Love My Computer: If she gets a virus, she never gives it to me.
I Love My Computer: She has really beautiful icons.
I Love My Computer: She is a lot better at math and spelling than me.
I Love My Computer: She rarely gives me trouble.
I Love My Country and I Fear My Government
I Love My Sysop
I Love Offline Readers! No Tagline
I Love Toxic Waste.
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
I Love Windows. I Really DO, Right After My DOS DELTREE!
I Love You ... I know - Leia & Han
I Love You = 3 words
I Love You!: Alma Hart
I Love You, Bless-ed Be, We're a PAGAN Family - Barney the Wiccan
I Love kittens, stir-fryed. (Alf)
I Love my English Cocker Spaniel!
I Love to Tease, Do You Really Think You Can Handle Me???
I Love you, and you can love me too for just $49.95
I Love you, you love meBarney gave me HIV.
I Lovs To Go Swimin' Wif Bo-Legged Women!
I M 2 CUTE 2 B 4 GOTTEN!
I M a tru beleever in aur edukashun sistum
I M a tru beleever in the American edukashun sistum
I M a tru bleever in hour edukashun sistum,
I MAY BE SCHIZO, BUT I STILL HAVE EACH OTHER.
I MAY BE SURROUNDED BY INSANITY, BUT I'M NOT INSANE.
I MUST BREAK YOU
I MUST have that bag of tricks! - Rabbit
I MUST patch this coat, Tom said raggedly.
I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way! I Print It
I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead of You
I May Not Have Morals, But I've Got Taste!
I Meant Every Word That He Said
I Mult-task, I have two employees!
I Multi-task....I read in the loo.
I Must Fix The Car!  - By Otto Doit
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
I Musta Died And No One Has Bothered To Tell Me
I NEED A NEW HOST-BODY! -- Laurie Brown
I NEED BASS!
I NEED Cindy Crawford's home phone number!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number.
I NEED TAGLINES!!!!!
I NEED another pot of coffee!
I NEVER Read Taglines!  Do You?
I NEVER betrayed you! At least not in my heart. Garak
I NEVER ching my mind! It hurts too much.
I NEVER get to get [the phone]!!! - Wakko
I NEVER leech taglines!
I NEVER lie when I've got sand in my shoes.- G. LaForge
I NEVER tell lies.  :-------------------)
I NEVER tell lies. :-)
I NEVER! exaggerate-I just remember REALLY big!!!
I Need Insurance - By Justin Case
I Need back issues of RolePlayer. R/O ->INNPARK
I Need more. Anyone help?
I Needs to Be Bee'd With  --Count Basie
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia.
I Never Met a Choclate Cookie That I Didn't Like.
I Never Thought You Were That Great To Start With-Lyzzard Skyzzard
I ONLY read the Taglines!
I ONLY said that it was impossible, NOT that I could not do it!
I OWE, I OWE, It's Off To Work I Go!
I Only Play With My Computer On Days That End With  Y!
I Only See In Infrared.
I Owe, I Owe, So Off To Work I Go!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO STEALS THIS TAGLINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I PITY THE FOOL WHO USES COAX! - Mr. 10BaseT
I PKZipped the universe and forgot the password! - God
I PROMISE - I won't upload in your mouth!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I Ptang for Twinkies
I Pulled The Pin.  Now What?  WAIT!  Where Are You Going?!?
I READ the documents ... I just didn't UNDERSTAND them!!! |-)
I REALLY DO
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPITALS
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I REALLY need to fix this tagline thingy in SLMR
I REFUSE to be moderated.
I RESEMBLE that remark!
I Raise My Eyes Unto The Mountains... From Where Will My Help Arrive?
I Read You Like A Book - By Claire Voyant
I Regret That I Have But 1 Live to Give
I Remember When We Carved CPUs Out of Wood
I S*W*I*P*E*D _THIS_ Page, too, for the pearls within!
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPY BOX!!! -BigShot
I SAID PUT IT IN THE HAPPYBOX!!! - BigShot, to Barry  [The Tick]
I SAID THE RULE WAS 75% AND IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Christian Galoski.
I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???? *BLAM!!* *BLAM!!*
I SAW ELVIS' E-MAIL!!  --Weekly World Tagline
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
I SAW YG! HE'S SO BIG! HE SMOKES CIGS! EATS LIKE A PIG!
I SED stop squAWKing!  Get a GREP on yourself!
I SEE, said the blind man, with feeling
I SK8: I skate/ice skate.
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM!  :%)
I STAND ON THE LINE YOU KEEP CROSSING - Skinner
I STILL want a Hula Hoop. : Alvin
I STRONGLY suggest you do not proceed. - Kira
I SUPPORT FREE Speech!  Only, IF you agree with me.
I SUPPOSE I'll let you blame your spelling on line noise. :)
I SWEAR I thought she was 18!
I Sam, therefore I am
I Saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut.
I Saw London. I Saw France. I Saw @F's Underpants!
I Saw Princess Diana Alive and Well in Orlando, Florida Insists Venusian
I Saw Queen Anne Alive and Well in Barrie Says The head of Channel Five
I Saw Queen Victoria Alive and Well in Mars Reveals Giant Fluffy Bunny
I Saw The Spirit Descending From Heaven Like a Dove, And It Abode Upon Him !!
I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I Say Love Is The Seventh Blue Wave
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
I Scream, You Scream, We both Scream...  in Deathmatch!
I Scream, You Scream...  - By D. Q. Restaurant
I Second that Amendment!
I See Your Face Printed On My Money
I See... I Like... I Steal... ...Taglines, that is!
I Seize your Commitment, @F!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville Bullitt!
I Seize your Commitment, Orville!
I Sense.....*SLAP* Not on the bridge Will.
I Sentence You To Hang By The Neck Until You Cheer Up
I Shot An Arrow In The Air - By R. G. Rhee
I Sing The Praises Of Llamas
I Snatch Kisses, and Vice-Versa!
I Sought The Lord, And He Heard Me, And Delivered Me From All My Fears !!
I Speak -- more truth than you want to hear - M. Muir
I Speak Fish! - Stimpy.
I Still miss my ex-wife.....BUT, My aim is improving!
I Stumped Jackie the Joke Man!
I Swear - T1000
I Swear - T1000
I Swing For The Pitcher  - By D. H. Batter
I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"
I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I THINK... therefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THINK...therefore I KNOW!
I THINKtherefore I can't be a Socialist!
I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken)
I THOUGHT I saw Bill Clinton today, but no, THIS guy had his pants ON!
I THUNK, therefore I AM........OS/2!
I TO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control
I TOLD you never to call me! - Kirk, ST:IV
I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!--Odo
I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, but sometimes several days attack me at once
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
I Think - Therefore I Am. --Deep Thought
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT
I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT holder was already taken
I Think I've Got it ....  @@@!$#%  NO CARRIER  --
I Think....therefore I'm OVER QUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!
I Thought I Was A Wit, ......I Was Only HALF Right!
I Thought Sex Was a Pain In The Ass Before I Found Women
I Threw A Beer At Clinton. He Dodged It. No Doubt A Draft
I Trek, therefore I am - Gene Descartes
I Turvived de 60's sith dinor mrain bamage.
I U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht.
I Used To Believe Heisenberg, Now I'm Not So Sure.
I Used Up All My Sick Days... So I Called In Dead
I Usually operate at a 90  angle to reality
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, but...could I take a test sample first?
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD......but your wallet'll do fine, too!
I WAN' MY INTERLINK!!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA BUY AND SAVE NOW, BABY!! - Opus, Outland
I WANNA SCREAM. I WANNA JUMP FOR JOINT ;)
I WANT DFW_UFO BACK AGAIN!!!   :-<
I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY
I WANT MY BFG 9000! NOW!!! Or a pistol will do.
I WANT ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!  Crow T. Robot
I WANT TO BE... A TREE
I WANT TO BE... ALONE
I WANT TO BE... HAPPY
I WANT TO ROTT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND... - Aahz
I WARNED you about Clinton!!
I WAS AT A PARTY, he added, a shade reproachfully
I WAS BORN FREE...AND FREE I WILL REMAIN!!! -STORM
I WAS a millionaire...mom threw away my baseball cards!
I WAS born at night,      ...But not LAST NIGHT!!!
I WILL be a captain's woman! - Evil Gypsy
I WILL kill him! - Sting
I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started!
I WILL stop procrastinating.     .     .     .     .     someday
I WOULD go outside, but I don't own a laptop!
I WTFM
I Wanna Be Like You in 2002 on Network Chappelle Television
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kjrs Shower
I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kjrs Shower
I Wanna Boink Death!
I Wanna Decide Who Lives and Dies. --Crow's Xmas Wish
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered... Now !
I Want MY!  I Want MY!  I Want MY Satellite TV!
I Want To Believe -- The X-Files
I Want To Work On Your Smelly Old Cartoon - Ren.
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer - By Rich Kidd
I Was A Teenage Teenager
I Was An Atheist Until I Realised I WAS God.
I Was Gonna Be Her Man! An original by Peter Britt!
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant  - By Mahatma Coate
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can! - Troi
I Win!: U. Lose
I Wish I Was Dead / I Hung My Head, I Hung My Head (Sting)
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town
I Wish It Were That Simple For Me
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I Work With Diamonds - By Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds:              Jules Sparkle
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
I Wuv U Guys! - Anthony.
I Wuz Framed!  - By Gil Tee
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
I Xeroxed a mirror.  Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
I Xeroxed my watch.  Now I have time to spare. - SW
I YAM still here
I YELL BECAUSE I CARE !
I Yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be Askimiligated
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] the Topic Cop
I [] My dog. He [8] the neighbor's Cat
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I [] My Cat.  Have you done yours??
I [ ] My Cat.  I [ ] My Dog.  (Would you [ ] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [ ] My Cockroaches
I [ ] My Dog. I [ ] My Cat. I [L] My Keyboard.
I [ ] My dog. He [ate] My Cat
I [ ] QEdit!
I [ ] The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me!
I [ ] my dog. I [ ] my cat. I [!] my girlfriend
I [ ] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I [*] My Dog. I [*] My Cat. I [*] my wife.
I [*] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I [.] My Cat.  I [.] My Dog.  (Would you [.] my ex-wife ?)
I [.] My Dog. I [.] My Cat.
I [8] My Dog. I Ran/My Cat.
I [8] NY (burrrpp!) - Godzilla
I [8] Tokyo (burrrpp!) - Godzilla-san
I [8] my dog.  I [8] my cat 2.  YumYum!
I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]  - Enigmatic Bumper Sticker
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Keyboard
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Keyboard.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] the Topic Cop.
I [] My TomCat!.
I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I [] my dog. I [] my cat. I [] my seal.
I [] this Tagline (and it loves me).
I _ _ unemployed conservative politicians
I _DID_ 'RTFM',   it didn't help
I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet!
I _LOVE_ my country but I _FEAR_ my government!
I _NEVER_ make misstakes!
I _am_ an FBI agent. - Mulder
I _am_ getting sleepy.  You always do that to me
I _am_ holding still.  I _am_ squirming. - Homer
I _am_ pacing myself, James.                       - Jack
I _am_ the Supreme Being.  I'm not _completely_ dim.
I _can't_ be out of money, I still have a couple of checks.  - my wife
I _can't_ change the laws of physics! - Scotty
I _can't_ even concentrate. - Bashir
I _can't_ sir. There's no way to do it! - Uhura
I _could_ be arguing in my spare time
I _definitely_ need an MMU for my brain
I _do_ sense something unusual. - Troi
I _enjoy_ it!? - Ro Laren
I _had_ to accept. - Ro Laren
I _had_ to do this. One day you'll understand. - Kira
I _hate_ shrinkwrap!
I _knew_ I'd find you! - Nurse Chapel
I _knew_ you'd encourage me. - Troi
I _know_ what you're thinking, but you might be wrong.
I _like_ Quark.
I _love_ Bajoran music!  - Anna Steven
I _really_ don't feel like talking right now. - Ro Laren
I _suppose_ it's possible. - Garak2
I _tried_ to read it, but my cereal box was too gripping.
I _want_ an answer! - Mulder
I _want_ to believe. - Worf
I _was_ decorated on my very _first_ mission... - Dax
I `[1mhave a speech impediment`[0;34m....`[33mmy foot`[34m!!!`[0m
I `desire' you to stop singing!  Tom Servo
I a Popeyus of Borg!  Prepare to be assimiligrated!
I absolutely REFUSE to pay more to have someone else's name on my butt!
I absolutely _LOVE_ cats!!!   When do we eat?
I abstain from wine, women and song; mostly song
I abused my stocks, so they split
I accelerate for cats.
I accept good advice gracefully-- as long as it doesn't interfere with what I intended to do in the first place
I accept reality and dare not question it.  W.Whitman
I accept the universe. -- A Youth
I accept what has happened. - Spock
I accept your apology, @F, but not your explanation
I accept your apology, but NOT your explanation! - Gul Dinar
I accept...the challenge. Kirk
I accidentally ate my own homework
I accidentally drank turpentine ... and got thinner!
I accidentally shrank my tagline in hot water
I ache in the places where I used to play. - L. Cohen
I achieve a lower consciousness.  - - Calvin
I act like a fool on purpose, Limbaugh can't help himself.
I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster.  -- John Hinckley
I actually had an opportunity to _touch_ a plasma field. - Geordi
I actually know very little Yiddish, just a shmata here and there
I actually miss Korean drivers!
I actually saw...automobiles! - Picard
I add 2 more beans. What does that make?  A very small casserole
I add a little excitement and all you do is complain. - Q
I add it to the yeast infections for additional color & flavor!
I added water, the oatmeal still taste odd. Oh, HOT water
I adjusted the brightness, but the msgs are still dumb.
I admire a man who can use a blade
I admire an atheist, that takes a lot of faith.
I admire the person in charge of this organization. He is an artist at saying nothing out of both sides of his face
I admire the wisdom of all the people who come to me for advice
I admire you because I never had the courage it takes to be a liar.
I admire you for standing by your convictions... - Winn
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is out of control
I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is unmanageable
I admit I used Windows once, but I didn't multi-task.
I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile.
I admit difficulty in following this logic. - Archerfish
I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.
I admit it! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it - Mike
I admit it's a convoluted way of saying it... -- Mike Nelson
I admit it's offbeat, but lets not get hysterical.
I admit it, I tried Christianity, but I didn`t inhale
I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale.
I admit it. I steal every tagline I see...except this one.
I admit nothing. I've been trained to resist torture
I admit some of my deduces were wild. - BJ
I admit that I am powerless over fish innards
I admit that the boss made me what I am today - depressed
I admit to a little bias against Republican activities and beliefs.
I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT
I admit, this is strange... even for Mulder - Dana Scully (1x04)
I agree that being thrown to the wolves is tedious, but after 87 years of it my reactions are no longer so vehement . - Bertrand Russell
I agree to disagree.
I agree we can't wait any longer.
I agree with Garak. Lovok
I agree with Scrooge:  Bah, humbug!
I agree with advice from my mother's brother's nephew!
I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life
I agree with that
I agree with you absolutely.  What did you say?
I agree, knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself? That's not so easy
I agree.   ( message deleted for brevity )
I agree.  So, what are we talking about?
I agree.........attack. - Spock
I agree: we're at war. Riker
I agreed to suspend disbelief, not hang it until it died!
I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @FROMFIRST@. - Mike McMullin
I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. - Werner Von Braun
I aim my warning shots to center of body mass!
I aim to be right....... unfortunately I'm not a very good shot.
I aim to please, and shoot to kill!
I aim to please.   Are you a target?
I aim to please...er...are you a target?
I aimed high once, but then I had to clean the ceiling
I ain't a real cowboy, but I'm one helluva stud.    Jon Voight
I ain't a s-t-p-u-i-d!
I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead.
I ain't afraid of those white men, said Cochise bravely.
I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that?
I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days.
I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
I ain't broke, just badly bent!
I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
I ain't compaining; I'm expressing my opinion. -RAH
I ain't dead yet, copper!  Crow T. Robot
I ain't eta <g>. I'm just getting better. - Rick Burwell
I ain't ever been to Arizona! - Carl Robinson
I ain't ever had a job. I just always played baseball. - Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige
I ain't evil; I'm just good-looking
I ain't going out like dat
I ain't gonna cry no more for you.
I ain't gonna get caught up in your game -Coverdale/Page
I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it.
I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Congs.  -- Muhammad Ali
I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble -Led Zeppelin
I ain't lucky when it comes to love.
I ain't no BEAVER, Sam. But busy? Yeah!
I ain't no angel, but I never felt better.
I ain't no artist but, I know what I like
I ain't no hypocrite, what you see is what you get
I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves
I ain't no schoolboy that you can sacrifice
I ain't nothin' but tired - man I'm just tired and bored of myself. - Bruce Springsteen
I ain't old.  I am CHRONOLOGICALLY AD-VANTAGED!!!!
I ain't playing a game, that I know I can't win.
I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days - Hendrix
I ain't talkin' 'bout mine. - Huntress
I ain't what I ought to be and I ain't what I want to be but, thank God, I ain't what I used to be
I ain't working in no lumberyard! - Zorak (SGC2C)
I ain`t broke, but I`m badly bent
I aint dead yet, copper! - Crow to Tom the policeman
I aint nuthin but beer and bones
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose
I allus spelz reel gud!
I almost can feel my neck in the guillotine
I almost didn't make it off the surface. Riker
I almost feel in Amber with you around. <Florimel>
I almost felt that. says Death, smiling
I almost forgot what it was to just *>RELAX<*!! Sheridan
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright
I almost hit that car, Tom said recklessly
I almost killed Curzon that day. *Kang*
I almost met Elvis once, but my shovel broke
I almost met Elvis, but the shovel broke!
I almost ran over an angel, he had a nice big fat cigar
I almost saw Elvis but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis last week But my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis!...  But then my shovel broke
I almost saw Elvis, but the headstone fell on me
I almost saw Elvis, but the shovel broke.
I almost saw Elvis.  Then my shovel broke.
I almost shot a birdie today. It was the four foot put that got me.
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
I almost stole another tagline!  I'm so ashamed!
I almost went crazy.  Would have been a really short trip
I alone am escaped (from the old lady's apartment) to tell thee
I already came, so stop jerking me off
I already have a child, and a wife. - O'Brien
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn
I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn... no comment...)
I already have that infono big deal(wellhmmno comment)
I already knew you hated it. Shut up. - Troi
I already know I'm paranoid.  The question is, am I paranoid enough?
I already know I'm paranoid. Am I paranoid enough?
I already know you hated it, shut up. - D.Troi
I already paid that fine / registration / ticket
I already showed you how to do that, Tom said tautly.
I already tried that. --Ivanova.
I also have a Klingon battle cruiser for off-road driving
I also heard they love their Yamok sauce. - Nog
I also like my tagline file
I also like my tagline file><
I also love to confuse people by sending out different messages
I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. -BA2
I also recall the phrase, 'Damn those ice-peasants.'
I always "Take A Penny" and I never "Leave A Penny."  So there !
I always believed ham came from pigs. What's this about Yaesu? A Pig?
I always bring a special caddy when I play with one guy. He's got the same blood type I am just in case
I always buy my camping gear in December, for now is the WINTER OF
I always carry a flame thrower around, just in case.
I always carry one for emergencies
I always carry water balloons in my car so I can toss them out the sunroof to discourage tailgaters
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box.  I was born in Florida.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Pennsylvania.
I always check the "Native Australian" box.  I was born in Sydney.
I always consider it a good day when nobody murders me.
I always cry after sex, I think it's the Mace.
I always cry after sex, but it's probably just the pepper gas
I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace.
I always cry at the movies -- have you seen the price of the candy bars?
I always cry at weddings
I always cry at weddings, especially my own
I always cry during sex. I think it's the Mace
I always did like climbing trees
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I always did like climbing trees, would it be genetic by any chance?
I always did like climbing trees. Do you think it could be genetic?
I always do what the little voices say
I always down my Folger's crystals with Jolt Pop.
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
I always fear unloaded rifles.  They used to smash heads with them
I always fear unloaded rifles...they smash heads with them....-Lec
I always feel guilty after eating Jewish food
I always fill out my tax returns in hexadecimal!
I always fill out my tax returns in roman numerals
I always forgive a dead enemy
I always gagged on that silver spoon.    Orson Welles
I always get an A - Wesley
I always get angry when I read about profit taking in the stock market--because I know whose profit they're taking
I always get my muckin words fuddled
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.    Marilyn Monroe
I always get the last word"Yes, dear"
I always go by the book. - Klinger. Wearing dresses?! - Radar
I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie
I always had a thing about the French. Paris
I always have coffee when I look at the radar. - Dark Helmet
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
I always have lots of month left at the end of the money!
I always have parts left over when working on my car!
I always have to get the damn door - Tom
I always have to get the damn door...  Tom Servo
I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
I always hit the nail right on the thumb.
I always hoped I'd die with a smile on my face...no chance. - D.H.II
I always investigate Quark. - Odo
I always invite people to their own self destruction.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see snake . . . which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
I always knew I could live without you....That's a lie.
I always knew there was something wierd about you, MacLeod. - Charlie
I always knew you were in a fog!
I always laugh at the wrong time.  At my own funeral
I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical.  - Calvin
I always left _before_ the intimidation began. - Neelix
I always lie
I always lie.  In fact, I'm lying to you right now!
I always like to show the proper... gratitude. -- Tom Servo
I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
I always liked my husband's mother-in-law better than mine.
I always liked pointing. - SanDeE
I always listen to what you have to say. - Richard Franklin
I always look like this before I kill somebody
I always look well when I'm near death. - Greta Garbo
I always loved that face -- Dr. Soong
I always miss the good parties - Tom on girl in lingerie
I always need a hug just when you need to scream at me
I always operated under the assumption that plants are good. - Tick
I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it. It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde
I always picture myself walking around and jumping up and down every time I do something
I always pray to St. Ignatius, said Tom loyally.
I always prefer masochism to sliced bread
I always remove tags just to see if they will catch me
I always respect pretty girls in form-fitting sweaters
I always roar, when I Have nothing to say. F.W. Robertson
I always said God was against art and I still believe it. - Edward Elgar
I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor -Pink Floyd
I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you. - Mae West
I always seem to like Doctors... - Sherry Holley
I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead. - John Murray Gibbon
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon.. and a shot of tequila
I always take life with a grain of salt.. with lemon slice and tequila.
I always take the same thing for lunch -- about two hours
I always tell the truth.  Even if I have to lie to do it.
I always tell the truth. That last statement was a lie.
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may
I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may seem selfish, but they were going to die anyway
I always thought 'Teddie' was underwear
I always thought Desade didn't go far enough. - arifel
I always thought GST meant Great Sex Time!!
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair one day. Riker
I always thought PMS meant puttin up with Men's Sh*t!
I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. McCoy
I always thought Starfleet had a lot to learn from ME, Captain. - Ro
I always thought he was a WYSE man
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock - Mike
I always thought it was Ann Marg-Rock... -- Mike Nelson
I always thought that if I were popular I must be doing something wrong. - Suzanne Vega
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra
I always try to count my blessings, but I'm no good at fractions.
I always try to do things in chronological order
I always use Windows to run my comm softwae+PS>>a+N.-]m NO CARRIER
I always use tasteful words - I may have to eat them
I always use the goodest English.
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. - Barry Venison, ITV
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis
I always want the last word, an this is it PEACE!
I always wantd 2B something.I wish I'd been more specific
I always wanted a peg-leg - Mulder (3x22)
I always wanted a pet god!
I always wanted a transvestite cat. - Anna Steven
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
I always watch my speling, sintax, grammer & pointuation.
I always watch my speling; sintax and grammer.
I always watch my speling; sintax, grammer and pointuation.
I always wear fur.  I have a cat.
I always wear real fur - the cat sleeps on the laundry!
I always wear real fur.  My cat sleeps on my laundry.
I always wear real fur....the cats sleeps on the laundry!
I always win.  It's in my contract -- Kirk
I always win.  It's in my contract -- William Shatner
I always win. It's in my contract. -- Kirk
I always wondered if dogs landed on their feet too... Fido never did like heights after that
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. - Lily Tomlin
I always wondered"Why isn't Palindrome one?"
I always worry when I am on the side of the majority   ;)
I always... I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!- Monty Python
I am   ۳ݳݳ  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am  Fluff.  Fluff of the  mountain
I am  Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am  not programmed to respond in that area
I am  woman, therefore I am sensitive
I am  ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am #tofirst@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am <not> gaining weight! said Riker emphatically
I am * sure* I will hear from you shortly.
I am *.QWK of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant.
I am *NOT* a Tagline! ... Ok, so I'm a tagline; sue me.
I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged.
I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank.
I am *down*. In the Engineering Room. Kevin Riley
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
I am *not* a Sysop.  R. Nixon, 1974.
I am *not* a mad scientist, I'm an eccentric engineer
I am *not* a number - I am a free man!
I am *not* bringing that mountain over here! - Mohammed
I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes!
I am *not* in denial. - arifel
I am *not* submissive! . . . (to Bashir) Am I? - Imaginary Dax
I am *not* your cheese steak!  Mike Nelson
I am *so* a virgin! I'm just not very good at it
I am -NOT- illiterate.  I know who my parents are!
I am ... Kirk ... James T ... I will ... help ... you.
I am ... the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!! Phoenix
I am ......... Kirkus, .............. of Borg
I am .qwk of Borg.  Sleep is irrelevant
I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
I am 18 years old and from Rosmalen.
I am 3PO of Borg, And it's all your fault, R2!
I am 86 of Borg.  You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
I am 99.99999512% sure PGP doesn't use any floating point. - P. Zimmer
I am @F Sanchez Villa Lobos @L, and I'm at your service
I am @F of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @F of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @F of the Clan @L. - @F
I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service
I am @FN@ of Borg. What is this thing called pizza?
I am @N of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@. - @N@
I am @TO of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am @TO@ of the Clan @TOLAST@. -- @TO@
I am @TOFIRST@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @TOLAST@, and I'm at your service
I am ADD of Borg. Resistance is futile, er, um,
I am AKANE of Borg.  Eat my cooking, digestion is futile!
I am AMIGA of Borg! (The only unsupported Borg!)
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where is my nitro nine?
I am Ackbar of Borg. We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude
I am Adolph of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa, FERRENGI!
I am Adric of Borg...(SPLAT)
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated.
I am Agassi of Borg, Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok?
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahnold of Borg:  You girly-men will be assimilated.
I am Ahnoold of Borg. You weempering gurly-fellows vil be assimilated.
I am Ahrnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Akane of Borg. Eat my cooking, resistance is futile!
I am Al Bundy of Borg, Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last month!
I am Al Bundy of Borg.  Do I have to assimulate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya now, Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I have to assimilate ya NOW Peg?
I am Al Bundy of Borg:  We will *not* assimilate!
I am Al Bundy of Borg: Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Fashion sense is irrelevant
I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated.
I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated.
I am Al of Borg, Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
I am Al of Borg.  Aww, Peg, I don't want to assimilate you.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year..
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you.
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  The answer is irrelevant
I am Alex Trebek of Borg.  What is irelevant?
I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate?
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
I am Alvin of Borg, Dave is irrelevant
I am Alzheimer of Borg!  Prepare to... uh... er
I am Alzheimer's of Borg, prepare to be... uhm.. uhm.. I am
I am Amiga of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am AmigaDos of Borg, Prepare for software failure
I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg, Why don't you go assimilate yourself!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg.  You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is f
I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed!
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
I am Apollo.       "And I am the Czar of old Russia."  Chekov
I am Apollo. I have chosen you. Apollo to Palamas
I am Apollo. [*] Chekov: And I am the Czar of old Russia.
I am Apu of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
I am Apu of Borg. Would you care for some Assimilation Squishies?
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg.  Be assimilated and Thank You, Come Again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie.
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. You will be assimilated... come again!
I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead.
I am Archie of Borg, You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg, Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Your will be da first one 'similated, meathead!
I am Archie of Borg. Youse will be assimilated, meathead!
I am Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant
I am Arkwright of Borg. You will be Ass...Ass...Ass... SHOT Granville!
I am Arnold Scwharzenegger of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assimil...terminated!
I am Arnold of Borg, Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby!
I am Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt
I am Art Bell of Borg.  On the wildcard line, you are assimilated.
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  What, no tea?
I am Arthur Dent of Borg.  Your tea will be assimilated.
I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation
I am Astro of Borg, Rerare ro re arrimirated
I am Atog of Borg: Resistance is futile. Your Artifacts will be eaten
I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Avon of Borg, I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated
I am B'Elanna of... ARRRGHHH!!! <SMASH> <CRASH>
I am BART of the Borg: Resistance is useless, you WILL eat my shorts!
I am BBS of Borg. Messages are irrelevant.
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assim..assim..assim
I am BCSUTI of Borg.  Messages will be assimilated badly
I am BOB of Borg.  I'll assimilate you with my death bag!
I am Babawa Wawtuhs of Boag; Pwepeah to be assimiwated
I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO!
I am Bajoran Maquis of Borg. I will assimilate more than your nose.
I am Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
I am Baltar of Borg. The Galactica must be assimilated!
I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right
I am Barclay of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK
I am Barclay of Borg.  Prepare to be assimiated..  if tha
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated if that's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.. if that's
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right.
I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK...
I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er
I am Bariel of Borg. Kira is irrelevant. Stasis is futile, Doctor.
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
I am Barney of Borg ..."I assimilate you, you assimilate me..."
I am Barney of Borg, Prepare to be nauseated
I am Barney of Borg, Sesame Street is Irrevelant.
I am Barney of Borg, You will be Baby Bopped now
I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.   Are you gunna finish that beer...AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPP!
I am Barney of Borg.  Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg.  Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg.  I love you, and you love me
I am Barney of Borg.  Prepare to beUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg.  Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned how to assimilate!
I am Barney of Borg.  Today we learned that resistance is useless
I am Barney of Borg.  You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your 2 year old will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg.  Your children will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. Assimilation is Irrelevant. You WILL be Loved
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg. I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to blow chow.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH<!
I am Barney of Borg. You will be Baby Bopped now.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg..."I assimilate you, you assimlate me..."
I am Barney of Borg......Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg...I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg...Sesame Street will be assimilated.
I am Barney of Borg:  Sesame Street is irrelevant
I am Barney of Borg:  Today we learned that resistance is useless.
I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you love me!
I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg
I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will buy my videos
I am Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as <BELCH>!
I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be UUUUUUUUURPPP!
I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg:Today we learn resistance is futile!
I am Barney the Borg....Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg....you loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
I am Barney the Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
I am Barney the Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney the BorgSesame Street will be assimilated
I am Barney the Borgyou loving me is irrelevant!
I am Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** <-- Barney meets Velociraptor!
I am Barnum of Borg, There's one assimililated every minute
I am Barny of Borg.    Nyuk Nyuk  I love assimilation.
I am Barry Norman of Borg - Prepare to be assimilated.. And why not
I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man.
I am Bart Simpson of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart Simpson of Borg. Your shorts will be assimilated.
I am Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson.
I am Bart of BORG. Resistance is uselessyou WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg - who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg, Who the heck are you?
I am Bart of Borg, assimilate my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Eating is irrelevant.  Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg.  Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg.  Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg. Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irr
I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok?
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell have I assimilated?
I am Bart of Borg.... Prepare to eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Assimilate my shorts, dude!
I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts!
I am Bart of Borg: Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg: Resistance is useless... you WILL eat my shorts!
I am Bart of Borg; Who the hell are you?
I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is useless. You will be assimilated
I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude.
I am Barticus of Borg.  Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts.
I am Basford of Borg, Your sheep will be assimilated
I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend
I am Batman of Borg:  It's the cube right?  Chicks dig the cube
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible.
I am Beavis & Butthead of Borg, Resistance sucks!
I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! <heh, heh>
I am Beavis of Borg - Resistance sucks! Heh heh...heh heh...
I am Beavis of Borg - This cyborg stuff is cool!
I am Beavis of Borg!  Assimilation is COOL, heh-heh, heh-heh
I am Beavis of Borg, Assimilation is cool, huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh.
I am Beavis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg, prepare to be uh..uh..huh, huh, huh
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is COOL!  hehe  hehe  hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation is cool.  Hehe Hehe.
I am Beavis of Borg.  Assimilation's COOL!  Yeah!  Hehehe
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance sucks!  Heh heheh heh he
I am Beavis of Borg.  Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg.  Umm-umm-mmm  Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, huh huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh uh mmm huh huh huh
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Hehe Huhuhuh.
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he.
I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks <heh heh-heh-heh>!
I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead.
I am Beavis of Borg:  You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh
I am Beeblebrox of Borg.  Resistance is... Whoa!  Babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes!
I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
I am Beldar of Borg.  We will assimilate mass quantities
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France.
I am Beldar, I read QWK Packets, Lets eat Consumables.
I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - I will assimilate your Tribbles.
I am Ben-Wa of Borg - your Tribbles will be assimilated.
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg...  Plots are irrelevant...
I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
I am Berman of Borg: Plots are irrelevant.
I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
I am Berman of BorgPlots are irrelevant
I am Bester of Borg: Be assimilating you
I am Betazoid, hear me empathize! -Troi
I am Bettencourt of Borg, You shall be humbled
I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA.
I am Bettman of Borg: We will assimilate the NHLPA!
I am Bevis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool
I am Biker Bitch of Borg.  Kiss my assimilator!
I am Bilbo of Borg, The assimilation goes ever on
I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg, Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: Prepare to be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Competition is futile
I am Bill Gates of Borg. From this day forward you will finance...us
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights are also.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Prepare to be (hehe) upgraded
I am Bill Gates of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Bill of Borg. You will use Windows. Resistance is futile
I am Bill the Cat of Borg. You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!
I am Billary of Borg, Haircuts are irrelevant
I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
I am Billy-Bob Leopold of Borg. My parents really hated me
I am Bin Laden of Borg: You will be anthraxinated
I am Bisexual of Borg; gender is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. Stop making fun of my name, dangit!
I am Bjorn Borg. Tennis is irrelevant
I am Bjorn Borg. You Trekkies stop laughing!
I am Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!
I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!!  --- borrowed from the Crouton Generation
I am Bjorn of Borg, Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant
I am Bjorn of Borg, prepare for a tennis simulation
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg.  You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg. Prepare your tennis balls for assimilation.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Tennis, anyone?
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is <FIRST SERVICE!> <ahem> irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon will be assimilated.
I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED!
I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed!
I am Bjorn of Borg: Prepare to be served
I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
I am Blofeld of Borg, You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond
I am BloodGas of Borg -- your arterial blood will be assimilated.
I am Blue Wave of Borg.  Your tagline has been assimilated.
I am Bo Pilgrim of Borg. W'jes won't 'similate a fat, yella chick'n
I am Bob Barker of Borg. C'mon down and be assimilated.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bob Hawke of Borg.  By 1990 all children will be assimilated.
I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated.
I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
I am BobBarker of Borg, Please have your pet spayed or assimilated
I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated.
I am Bobbit of Borg. Only part of me was assimilated.
I am Bobby of Borg, You resistin' me?  Are you resistin' me?
I am Boberg of Borg, Registation is useless
I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
I am Bond.  James Bond.  Of Borg.  You will be shaken, not stirred.
I am Bones of Borg, He's assimilated, Jim
I am Bones of Borg.  I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
I am Bored of Borg.  The subject is irrelavent.
I am Borg ****************, who are you?
I am Borg of Borg.  Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
I am Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
I am Borg of Data. Contraction is irrelevant.
I am Borg of God; you WILL assimilate ME! [smile].
I am Borg the Cat.  Aack!  Thpbpth!
I am Borg the Gates. Aack! Thpbpth! Hardware is irrelevant
I am Borg ۳ݳݳ, who are you?
I am Borg, James of Borg
I am Borg, James of Borg...
I am Borg.  You killed my collective.  Prepare to die
I am Borg. James Borg
I am Borg. James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny
I am Borg. James Borg. Vodka Martini, Gin is irrelevant
I am Borg. You are Borg. They are Borg. Everyone is Borg!
I am Borg... James Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borg... James Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Miss MoneyPenny.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant you will be assimilated.
I am BorgJames Borg.  007 has been assimilated.
I am Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
I am Borgs Bunny.  What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilated?
I am Boris Badenov of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg, vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Boris of Borg.  Moose and squirrel are irrelevant
I am Boris of Borg.  We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg.  Will assimilate Moose and Squirrel.
I am Boris of Borg. Hokay... now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I am Boris of Borg. Moose and squirrel are irrelevant.
I am Boris of Borg. We will assimilate moose & squirrel!
I am Boris of Borg: Vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
I am Borland of Borg, Prepare to be Quattroprolated
I am Bounty of Borg.......you will be absorbed
I am Bounty of Borg...prepare to be absorbed
I am Brain of Borg.  Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. After we take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Brain of Borg. Tonight, we will assimilate the world!
I am Brain of Borg. When I take over the world, you will be assimilated!
I am Breblebox of Borg, Prepare to be assim---Whoa!  Babes!
I am Brecher of Borg. You shall be net mailed.
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Justin Timberlake is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
I am Britney Spears of Borg: Oops!  I assimilated it again!
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Brubeck of Borg, Prepare to take five
I am Bubba of Borg, Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg.  Y'all fixin' to be assimilated
I am Bubba of Borg. Uh, are y'all fixin' to be assimilated, or what?
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Bubba of Borg: Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg, Can I assimilate you, please, just once
I am Buddha of Borg, Resistance is suffering. Suffering is futile
I am Buddha of the Borg. You will be, and you will not be assimilated
I am Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
I am Buffy of Borg.  Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimilated
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg, What's up Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Carrots are Irrelevant!
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg.  What's up, Collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Nyah, what's up collective?
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up Collective?
I am BugsBunny of Borg, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What's up, collective?
I am Buhweet of Borg.  Wha dub addimilated mean?
I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated.
I am Bullwinkle of Borg.  Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
I am Bundy of Borg, NO!! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg.  No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!!!
I am Bundy of Borg. NO! ... I swear I will not assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
I am Bunker of Boig.  Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
I am Bunny of Borg. Yeeeeehh...What's assimilating, Doc?
I am Bunny of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Bunny of Borg: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots
I am Burns of Borg, Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Bush of Borg. Resistance is not good. Not not not!
I am Bush of Borg...oh, the assimilation thing
I am Bush of Borg...the economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of Borg:  Prepare for "that assimilation thing".
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
I am Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am Bush of Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
I am Bush of borg, read my lips: you will be assimilated
I am Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh
I am Butt-Head of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated
I am ButtHead of Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh.
I am Buttercup of Borg: But Wesley, you were assimilated!
I am Butthead of Borg, Assimilation sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg, resistance like sucks.  Ehuh Ehuh
I am Butthead of Borg, you're gonna be, like, assimililated, huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg.  Resistance like sucks
I am Butthead of Borg.  Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is, like... uh... totally cool!
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he
I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation sucks! huh huh huh
I am Butthead of Borg. Huh-huh-huh-huh, resistance sucks!
I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool
I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
I am Butthead of Borg: Resistance SUCKS.
I am Butthead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
I am Buttons of Borg, Saving Mindy is irrelevant
I am Buzz Lightyear! I come in peace! - Buzz Lightyear
I am C-3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
I am C-Ko of Borg. Eat this food, resistance if futile
I am C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
I am Caesar of Borg.  Veni, vidi, assimilation.
I am Caffeine of Borg, Sleep is irrelevant
I am Cage of Borg.  Coolness is irrelevent.  Jumping is futile.
I am Caine.  I will......help....you. - Kwai Chang Caine
I am Cajun of Borg... All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
I am Callahan of Borg.  Go ahead... resist us
I am Cameron Borg. You will be assimilated into the Daddo family.
I am Campus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Canadian Because I eat Shreddies, not Wheaties.
I am Canadian Because I think "Slap Shot" is high art cinema.
I am Canadian Because ice makes me happy, not worried about driving.
I am Canadian Because.... I can play road hockey in my skates.
I am Canadian Because.... I can see a puck!!!
I am Canadian Because.... I drink beer and eat TimBits.
I am Canadian Because....I can play hockey on REAL ice.
I am Canadian Because....I can pronounce SASKATCHEWAN.
I am Canadian Because....I can wear my ice skates to school.
I am Canadian Because....I don't know what "catsup" is.....
I am Canadian Because....I don't pay for Health Care.
I am Canadian Because....I don't shave during hockey playoffs.
I am Canadian Because....I excel at winter braking techniques.
I am Canadian Because....I have Canadian Tire Money in my wallet.
I am Canadian Because....I know Medicine Hat is a place, not a thing.
I am Canadian Because....I know how to spell COLOUR!!!
I am Canadian Because....I know that "eh" is more than just a letter.
I am Canadian Because....I like colour coded money.
I am Canadian Because....I participated in Participaction!
I am Canadian Because....I pay taxes, and BOY DO I PAY TAXES!!!!
I am Canadian Because....I play "HOCKEY", not "HACKEY".
I am Canadian Because....I say "Inuit", NOT "Eskimo".
I am Canadian Because....I've seen every episode of SCTV.
I am Canadian so I think KD and Bacon are staples.
I am Canadian so I use my snowblower year round.
I am Captain Peacock of Borg.   Are you being assimilated?
I am Carl of Borg, Macross has been assimilated
I am Carnegie of Borg. Win Friends and Assimilate People.
I am Carson of Borg, Hah! This is soooo futile <'how futile is it?'>
I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
I am Carter of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
I am Cartman of Borg. I will assimilate your cheezy poofs!
I am Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little
I am Cat of BORG! Resistance if futile, your lap will be assimilated
I am Cat of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiney things.
I am Cat of Borg. Prepare to be pounced upon
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your laps
I am Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
I am Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
I am Cat, hear me roar, I am too big to be ignored. -- Garfield
I am Cat.  Do you believe it, the Borg want me to assimilate them!
I am Cat. The world is my toy
I am Catwoman, hear me roar - Helen Reddy (NOT!)
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! - Catwoman, BATMAN RETURNS
I am Catwoman, hear me roar! --Catwoman (Batman Returns)
I am Catwoman.  Hear me roar
I am Chakotay of Borg.  Does anyone I assimilate work for me?
I am Chakotay of Borg. It's been a really bad day assimilating!
I am Chaotic Evil!  Prepare to die, fools! -- Grond the Anti-Paladin
I am Charlemagne of Borg...Resistance is feudal
I am Checkov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Cheese of Limburger, you will be asmelliated.
I am Chekhov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
I am Chekhov of Borg: We will assimalte your Wessel!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chewbacca of Borg- Waugh Yayyyaaaya Auuughghghghg
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg. You will be awrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmilated.
I am Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
I am Chewbacca of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
I am Chewie of Borg.  You will be awroomilated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Prepare to be incinerated.
I am Chief Higgins of BorgATF. Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg.  You sit here and assimilate Piglet
I am Churchill of Borg. We shall assimilate them on the beaches
I am Clampett of Borg, We'doggies is irrelevant
I am Clark of Borg. Civil rights are irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg -- Resistance is Taxable.
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be. . .Ooooooo!  Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to beOOoooooo!  Bimbos!!!!
I am Clinton of Borg!  Prepare to. . .Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg, Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg, We assimilate all money
I am Clinton of Borg, Your freedom of speech will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg, resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg, your money will be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg.  Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Disarmed and then Socialized
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be......well, maybe
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare to have your wallet assimi
I am Clinton of Borg.  Prepare your money for assimilatiom
I am Clinton of Borg.  Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg.  Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your income will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your pain is irrevant.
I am Clinton of Borg.  Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Assimilation of Perot is relevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Freedom is irrelevant
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary has told me that resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg. Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Monica Lewinsky is irrelevant. You will be impeached
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be ass-tax-ulated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe....
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be......well, maybe.___ Blue Wave/Q
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...OOOOOHHHH! McDonalds!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...Ooooooo, Babes!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to be...well, maybe...
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to have your wallet assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to...Ooo! Nice skirt, baby!
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. Resist, and I will flee to Canada
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance will not be futile
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg. You will not be inhaled.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your earnings ill be assimilated
I am Clinton of Borg. Your income is now assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg. your money will be assilimated
I am Clinton of Borg...I never said you'd be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg...my wife will assimilate you!
I am Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Grab your ankles to be ass-emulated
I am Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Clinton of Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
I am Clinton of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg: Your paycheck will be assimilated!
I am Clinton of Borg: Your wages will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg; your pay will be assimilated
I am Clinton of the Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
I am Clintonof tBorg. Your earnings ill  be  ssimilated
I am Cobain of Borg.  Everything is futile. <BLAM!!>
I am Colgate of Borg. You will be assimilated like liquid into chalk
I am Colin of Borg, but I'm really more of an assimilator
I am Com Port of Borg... you will be asynchronous!.
I am Common-of-Borg; chase cards are irrelevant!
I am Computer of Borg.  Prepare to be incinerated
I am Computer! I stand between Sylvia and housework!
I am Conan of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am Connor McCleod of the clan McCleod. I am immortal and cannot die
I am Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
I am Cool Hand of Borg. What we have here is a failure to assimilate
I am CopyCat of Borg, Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Cornholio. Are you threatening  me?
I am Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
I am Crackers of Borg:  Corporate Crime-Fighting IS relevant!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee:  Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
I am CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barb
I am Cronkite of Borg: The Way It Is is irrelevant.
I am Crow of Borg.  You're irrevalent.  Bite me!
I am Crowely of Borg, You will be Initiatied
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Cullen of Borg. M-O-O-N, that spells Assimilate, laws, yes
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance and assimilation is Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
I am Cy of Borg. Reality is irrelevant
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg, Want to buy a borg Tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg, You will be achy breaky assimilated
I am Cyrus of Borg, Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Cyrus of Borg. Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
I am DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
I am DDB of Borg: Your Arguments are Futile. Your Topic is Irrelevant.
I am DIC of Borg. Resistance is futile, SM will be mutilated
I am DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
I am DONNA the Enchanter, but you can call me DONNA
I am DOS of Borg!  Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare to-- oops... out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg.  Prepare...oops, out of memory!
I am DOS of Borg. Your sanity will be assimilated.
I am Daddy of Borg. Bedtime! Resistance is futile!
I am Daffy Duck of BORG. We will assimilate your Egos!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg -- resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Yooooouuuuurrrrrr Dethpicably Irrelevant !
I am Daffy Duck of Borg:  Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg.  Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg.  Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
I am Daffy of Borg. OH NO YOU DON'T!...Assimilate when you get home!
I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated.
I am Daffy of Borg: What do you mean =we= will?
I am Daffy of Borg: You - You - Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!
I am Dahli Llama of Borg, You Will be, and you will not be
I am Dahlmer of Borg, prepare to be mutilated.
I am Dalak of Borg. AS-SIM-MI-LATE! AS-SIM-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg.  Davros is irrelevant
I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate!
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg. Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: AS-SI-MI-LATE! AS-SI-MI-LATE!
I am Dalek of Borg: As-si-mi-late.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
I am Dalek of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
I am Dalek of Borg: We obey.
I am Dalek of Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
I am Dan Quayle of Borg... potatoe is irrelevant.
I am Dan Quayle of Borge, spellinge is irrellevante.
I am Dan Quayle of borg"potatoe" is irrelavant
I am Dan Welch of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines
I am Dan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Dan of Borg.. Grammar checker is irrelevant!!
I am Dangerfield of Borg, Respect is irrelevant
I am DarkWing Speedbump - DarkWing Duck
I am Darth Vader of Borg, The FORCE is Irrelevant
I am Darth Vader of Borg- You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny
I am Darth Vader of Borg. The Force has been assimilated
I am Dasef of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! a TOLL FTR!
I am Data of Borg, Assimilation is intriguing
I am Data of Borg.    Picard-"Not Again!"
I am Data of Borg.  Never the less, you will be assimilated.
I am Data of Borg. I assimilated the kiddleys, diddle I?
I am David Johnson of Borg, Please assimilate me
I am David Myers of Borg. You will be assi.. oooh, LDs!
I am Davros of Borg, You will be EXTER-eh-ASSIMILATED!!!!
I am Dax of Borg, My slug has been assimilated
I am Deanna of Borg. I sense you wish me to assimilate you
I am Death of Borg. You will be assimilated into the Sunless Lands
I am Death, and I here-by declare you to be living impaired. --Death.
I am Death, destroyer of worlds. I have come for you..opps, wrong person
I am Debbie Hisle of Borg.  You will resist, I hope
I am Deiter of Borg. Now is the time on Sprockets when we assimilate
I am Deiter, and I wilkommen you to SPROCKETS!!
I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation
I am Delirium of Borg...uh...where's my doggie?...guess he got assimilated
I am Delors of euroborg, prepare to be assimilated, I mean federated
I am Demntel of Borg. You get assimilated ... but wait there's more!
I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life.
I am Demolition Man of Borg. Seashells are irrelelvant.
I am Demonic Hordes of Borg: Your lands will be assimilated.
I am Demtel of Borg. You will be assimilatedBut WAIT! There's More!
I am Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hello,  Wilson. Resistance is futile.
I am Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
I am Descartes of Borg - I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg.  Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg. I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg:  I assimilate, therefore I am
I am Descartes of Borg: Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore we are.
I am Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg.
I am Dex of Borg. Babes will be Moderated.
I am Dex of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Dexter of Borg. You will be... Deedee, get out of my Lab!
I am DiC of Borg. Resistance is futile, Sailor Moon will be mutilated
I am Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg,Resistance is useless..Go ahead, make our day
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead Resist us...
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Go ahead...  Resist us
I am Dirty Harry of Borg.  Make my day...resist us!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Did I assimilate 6 people or only 5..Well?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us, punk!
I am Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
I am DirtyHarry of Borg, Go ahead and resist us, punk. Make our day
I am Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be reanimated.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg.  Your simulation will be assimilated
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. You have a lovely assimilation.
I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. Your assimilation is not on file.
I am Doctor Borg. Your T.A.R.D.I.S. will be assimilated!
I am Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
I am Dole of Borg, Prepare to be filibustered
I am Donahue of Borg. Anything seedy or tacky will be assimilated
I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller...  You there?
I am Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
I am Donahue of Borg: Go ahead and assimilate, caller
I am Dorothy of Borg, Kansas is irrelevant
I am Dot Warner of Borg, Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg, and being cute is irrelevant.
I am Dot of Borg.  Call me Dotty, and you will be assimilated!!
I am Dot of Borg.  Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg.  Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Dot of Borg. Call me Dotty, and you will be ASSIMILATED!!
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
I am Dot of Borg...Cuteness is *NOT* Irrevelant!
I am Doug McKinze of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, eh.
I am Dr Who of Borg. Your Jelly Babies will be assimilated
I am Dr. Dean Adell of Borg.  Studies show you will be assimilated
I am Dr. Jack KeBORGian - let me help you assimilate yourself
I am Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
I am Dr. Smith of Borg. Prepare to be...Oh the pain, the pain!
I am Dracula of Borg. I never assimulate wine.
I am Dracula of Borg. Your blood will be assimulated.
I am Dracula.   I bid you welcome.    Bela Lugosi
I am Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
I am Droopy of Borg, You know what? You're about to be assimilated
I am Drunk of Borg, resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Reluctance is both floor tile and our elephant
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunk of Borg. Resultance is floor tile. Prepare to be 'simmed!
I am Drunk of Borg:  Resillance is floor tile.  Wanna be 'sim'late
I am Drunk of Borg: Resistance is floor tile.
I am Drunkard of Borg, Resiliance is Floor Tile, Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg, resistance is floor tile
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resistance is floor tile. Wanna be sim'lated?
I am Drunkard of Borg. Resultance is floor tile.
I am Dude of Borg!  Prepare to be... Whoa!  Babes!!!
I am Dugite of Borg. Prepare your Bandicoots for assimilation
I am Duncan MacLeod of Borg. Remember that name when I take your head.
I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod and you are dead! - DM
I am Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod... and you're dead!
I am Duncan Mcleod of Borg. There can be only Borg.
I am Duncon MacLeod of the clan Macleaod... here's my card.
I am Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the b
I am Dvorak of Keyborg. Resistance is Qwerty.
I am Dyslexia of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am Dyslexic of Borg - Your ass will be laminated
I am Dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass-laminated
I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated
I am Dyslexsic of Borg,  Prepare to have your ass laminated
I am E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg, Home is irrelevant
I am ECHO of FIDO, your BBS is irrelevant, prepare to be assimilated
I am EVIL Homer!  I am EVIL Homer! - Homer
I am Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
I am Eastwood of Borg.  Do you feel assimilated, PUNK???
I am Eastwood of Borg. You're thinking, "Did he assimilate 5, or 6?"
I am Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is futile, punk.
I am Echo of FIDOBorg: BBS is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated.
I am Eclectic Wicca...prepare your Deities for Assimilation!!!!!
I am Ed McMahan of Borg, You may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg... telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimlated.
I am EdMcMahon of Borg...telling you YOU may already be assimilated!
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ Edsil Murphy
I am Eddie_Murphy of Borg, Prepare to be #$$#%!+%#@, ya jive-sucker!
I am Edison Carter of Borg and what I want to assimilate is
I am Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I am Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
I am Eek! of Borg: Gee, isn't it swell when people are assimilated?
I am Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
I am Eeyore of Borg. Nobody wants me to assimilate them
I am Elaine of Borg. You are not Borgworthy. You will not be assimilated
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Electrician of Borg Resistance Is Useless! (If  -  1 ohm)
I am Electrician of Borg. Resistance is futile if less than 1 ohm.
I am Electrocutus of Borg - resistance is currently futile
I am Elemental Augury of Borg: Your library will become Futile
I am Eliza of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elizabeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation.
I am Elma Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg.  That waskally wabbit got me assimiwated!
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be Assimiwated.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess. huh huh huh huh!
I am Elmer Fudd of Bowg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer Fudd, Millionaire.  I own a mansion and a yacht
I am Elmer of Borg, be vewy quiet, I'm assimilating wabbits.
I am Elmer of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess... huhuhuhuhuh
I am Elmer of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimiwated
I am Elmer of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Elmew of Bowg.  Pwepawe to be assimiwlated.  Huh-huh-huh-huh.
I am Elmira of Borg, We will hug you and squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg.  We will assimilate you squeeze you and love you
I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you...
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and
I am Elric of Borg.  You will be assimilated into Stormbringer
I am Elvis of Borg (thankaverymuch). Assimilate me, tender...Assi
I am Elvis of Borg. Thank you... Thank you very much
I am Elvis of Borg. You will be assimilated. Thank ya very much
I am Elvis of Borg: "Assimilate me, tender"
I am Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me...tender...
I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
I am Emory of Borg... Prepare to be filed!
I am Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi. You..Will..Be..Assimilated. ZAP
I am Energizer of Borg. You will be assimilated, & assimilated, &
I am Engel of Borg. prepare to read my thoughts.
I am Enoch king & charismatic leader of the dog people
I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!
I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated.
I am Epimenides of Borg. All Borg are irrelevant.
I am Ernest Angley of Borg, Prepare to be HHHEEAAALLED!
I am Ernest of Borg 9...prepare to be torpedoed.
I am Ernest of Borg, Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile, knowhatahmean?
I am Ernest of Borg. Hey, Vern. Resistance is futile.
I am Ernest of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
I am Ernest of Borgnine.  Prepare to be assassinated
I am Ernie of Borg, Pull my finger
I am Ewmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwated, wabbit!
I am Excel of Borg. You will see your finances being assimilated in 3D
I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative.
I am FLUFF
I am Feminist of Borg. Male resistance is futile!
I am Ferengi of Borg. Your money will be assimilated.
I am Ferret of Borg.  We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated
I am Flatulence of Borg!  Pull my finger!
I am Flatulous of Borg...Pull my finger
I am Flatulus of BORG, pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg, Hear me roar!
I am Flatulus of Borg, Prepare to be asphyxiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, You shall be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg, prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg.  You will be asphixiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphixiated
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to suffer. ... I am Flatulus of Borg.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg. You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. You will pull my finger. Resistance is futile.
I am Flatulus of Borg:  Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here me ROAR!
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to suffer.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Someone press 7, please?
I am Flatulus of Borg: You shall be asphyxiated.
I am Flinstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbassimilated.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg.  You will be yabbadabbasimilated
I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO!
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Fluff Of The Mountain!
I am Foghorn of Borg.  Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
I am Foghorn of Borg. Prepare--I say Prepare to be assimilated, son!
I am Fonzie of Borg. Your Cool will be assimilated
I am Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1."
I am Forest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg. Resistance is like a box of chocolates
I am Forrest Gump of Borg: Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.
I am Fourth Doctor of Borg.  Your jelly babies will be assimilated.
I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated.
I am Frank Sinatra of Borg. You will be assimilated my way.
I am Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
I am Frau Blucher
I am Frazier of Borg. My GOD! I've been assimilated!
I am Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
I am Fred Rogers of Borg, It's..a..beautiful day in the Collective
I am Fred of Borg, YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
I am Fred of PCBorg.  You will be assimilated
I am Freddie Mercury of Borg. We Will We Will assimilate you
I am French, sir, not Swiss. Data to Clemens
I am French.  Why do you think I have this /outrageous/ accent?
I am Freud of Borg. What does this cube remind you of?
I am Frodo of Borg: Your cakes and ale will be assimilated.
I am Frog Of Borg: You Will Be Crunched!
I am Fudd of Borg!  Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!
I am Fudd of Borg, Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistance is wusewess.  Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg.  Wesistence is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Allwight... Pwepare to be assimiwated <hehehehe>.
I am Fudd of Borg. Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace
I am Fudd of Borg. Prepare to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess, huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is wusewess. Huh-huh-huh-huh-hut!
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesitance is futile
I am Fudd of Borg:  Be vewy quiet.  I'm assimiwatin'wabbits.
I am Fudd of Borg: "Wesistance is wusewess.  huh huh huh hut!"
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg: Resistance is usewess!
I am Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is usewess huh huh huh huh
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is fewtile.
I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is wusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated
I am Fudd of the BORG! Pwepare to be assimiwated!
I am Fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated.
I am Fundie of Borg, you will be assimilated. Because God said so!
I am Fundie of Borg: You must believe to be an assimilated again Borg.
I am Futon of Borg, You will be assimilated then become a couch
I am G'Kar of Borg. I like my new eye
I am G. Roddenbery of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
I am GOD in here!
I am GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
I am GRAPHCAT of Borg--Your Clipart will be assimilated
I am Gadget of Borg. Go-go Gadget assimilation!
I am Gaia's Son, may She be honoured by all Her children!
I am Galagher of Borg,  your WaterMelon will be assimilated.
I am Galagher of Borg..Your watermellon will be assimilated
I am Galron of Borg:  Honor is Irrelevant
I am Galron of Borg:  Lursa & B'Etor are Irrelevant
I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant.
I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME. - Gandalf
I am Gardener of Borg, Resistance is fertile
I am Gardener of Borg. Prepare to be Cultivated!
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified.
I am Garfield of Borg - Furballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>.
I am Garfield of Borg -Your Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garfield of Borg, Lasagna is irrelevent
I am Garfield of Borg.  Got any lasagna I can assimilate?
I am Garfield of Borg.  Hairballs are irrelevent...<HACK>
I am Garfield of Borg. Assimilation -- big fat hairy deal.
I am Garfield of Borg. Furballs are irrelevant. <HACK>
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant.. - HACK -
I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevant
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant <HACK>...
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant ... May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep
I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelivant
I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna will be assimilated
I am Garth of Borg. Resistance is usel...whoa! Babes!
I am Gary Caplan of Borg, Prepare to be... oooh, taglines!
I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation.
I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg, We will assimilate you in 1994.  No, '
I am Gates of Borg.    Merger is inevitable.
I am Gates of Borg.  Prepare to be as%^&%%$ [GPF]
I am Gates of Borg. Assimilation early beta in 4th qtr '9
I am Gates of Borg. Merger is inevitable
I am Gates of Borg. OEMs will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be delayed
I am Gates of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Gates of Borg. Your harddrive will be assimilated
I am Gates of Borg...OS/2 users will be assimilated
I am Geordi of Borg.  I still can't get any women.
I am George Bush of Borg. Read my lips, No New Assimilations!
I am George Bush of Borg..READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMULAT
I am George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be sampled.
I am George Clinton of Borg: Prepare to turn this mutha out!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Georgebush of Borg.  No New Assimilations!
I am Geraldo of Borg, Next, brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Geraldo of Borg: The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next!
I am Gillian Taylforth of Borg: Resistance is Mrmphglgl!!
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg.  Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. Intelligence is irrelevant
I am Gilligan of Borg. Prepare to be .... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Rescue is irrelevant. Escape from island futile
I am Gilligan of Borg. What now Skipper?
I am Gilligan of Borg. Your coconut cream pies will be assimilated
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape Hello all!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile.
I am Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper!
I am Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
I am Gingrich of Borg. Your health care system will be assimilated
I am Ginsu of Borg.  You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated
I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated, but Wait, theres MORE!
I am Ginsu of Borg.You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginsu of Borg: You will be assimilated...but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Ginzu of Borg, You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
I am Gollum of Borg.  Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss.
I am Gollum of Borg. Bagginses will be assimilated, my precioussss
I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss?
I am Gomer of Borg - Gollleee...prepare to be assimi.... SHAZAM!
I am Gomer of Borg!  Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated.
I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
I am Goro of Borg.  My looks are irrelevent.  Arm wrestling is futile.
I am Goro of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  Your head is irrelevent.
I am Goro of Borg. My looks are irrelevant. Arm wrestling is futile
I am Goro of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your head is irrelevant
I am Grammy of Borg. And the assimilation goes to
I am Gray.  I stand between the candle and the star
I am Greaseman of Borg, Prepare to be shpeckled!
I am Grey.  I stand between the candle and the star - Delenn.
I am Groucho of Borg.  Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg.  That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and be assimilated
I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated!
I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated.
I am Guccione of Borg: Olivia will be assimilated.
I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
I am Gul Evek. - Gul Evek
I am Gumby dammit, G*U*M*B*Y.
I am Gumby of Borg, dammit!
I am Gump of Borg,your life will be no longer like a box of chocolates
I am Gushi of Borg. Mouthwash is irrelevant. Your nose will be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated
I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating!
I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen)
I am HOMER of BORG.  Prepare to be...  OOOOhhh  Do-Nuts
I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be - OOOOOOh, donuts!
I am HOMER of BORG. You will be assim...OOOH, DOUGHNUTS!
I am HOPELESS of Borg, I come to assimilate your TAGLINES
I am Hacker of Borg.  Your taglines will be assimilated.
I am Hagunnenon of Borg... never mind, I'm a sofa now!
I am Hamlet of Borg! Prepare to be, or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare To Suffer Slings and Arrows
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.
I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be
I am Hamlet of Borg...You are to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg, Prepare to be...or not to be
I am Hammer of Borg.  Too legit to assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
I am Han Solo of Borg- I've got a bad feeling about this assimiliation
I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
I am Haskell of Borg, You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver
I am Haskell of Borg. You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver
I am He Who Dances With Wolves, Eats With Bears, and Mates With Sheep.
I am Hefner of Borg.  All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant
I am Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
I am Heisenberg of Borg, You might be assimilated
I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg. All other opinions are irrelevant
I am Helmut Hullen of Borg: Your freedom of writing will be assimilated!
I am Helmut Kohl of Borg: You will be reunited!
I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
I am Hendrix of Borg:  Are you... assimilated?
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN
I am Hendrix of Borg: Are youassimilated?
I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please!
I am Henny Youngman of Borg, And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!'
I am Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate My Wife, Please!
I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please!
I am Herman of Borg, Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter
I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
I am Hillary of Borg, Choice is irrelevant
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore.
I am Hjrad.  What shall I call your corpse?
I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an I.Q. of 6000 -- the same I.Q. of 6000 P.E. teachers
I am Holmes of Borg, You shall be humiliated
I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelervant
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be ass.. Ohh, Dohnuts!!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be assim-Oo, donuts!
I am Homer Simpson of Borg.  Prepare to be ass....  oooh, donuts!)
I am Homer Simpson of Borg. You will be..MMMM doughnuts
I am Homer Simpson of Borg: You will be assim OOOOOOOHHHH Donuts.
I am Homer from Borg. Prepare to.... Ooohh, donuts!!
I am Homer of BORG..Prepare to be...OHHHHHHHH...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be... OOO!!! Donuts!!
I am Homer of Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg!  You will be assim.... oooooh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be .......Oooooooo doughnuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assimila.. Ohhh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is ..... MMmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts!!
I am Homer of Borg,  You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH!  DOUGHNUTS!!
I am Homer of Borg, You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ... ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be   Mmmmmm.  Donuts
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assimOoh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.... oooh, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ooohhh DOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...oooh, a donut!
I am Homer of Borg, you will be.....oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  ... OOOH DONUTS.  You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assi.....Ooooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be assim-...OOH Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..   oohhh  Donut
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...  OOH!  DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  Prepare to be..ooooh donuts
I am Homer of Borg.  Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be askg...assig...DOH!!!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg.  You will beOoh!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Oo! Chocolate! You will be assimilated.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... mmm ... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughn
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be .oooooohh, doughnut
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asi...OOOHH, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--  Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim---oooooo  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... uuuu Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.... OOOHHH, doughnuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ummmm...donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Prepared to be.... Ooooh, d-o-n-u-t-s... Ahhhhhhh
I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is .... Oooooh dohnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fu-- mmmmm... donuts
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is... ooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You shall be assim... ooooooh DONUT!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assiOooh, Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimil....OOOOOOOH! DOUGHNUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimila--...oooooooh, Jelly Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimilated. You will be...DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooh, donuts...
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooooOOoooooOOOOO! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimooooohhh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will... OOOH! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Homer of Borg. prepare to beoooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg... Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts... ___
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assimi...mmmmmm! DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be...OHHHH, donuts
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS
I am Homer of Borg.prepare to be....OOooo Doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be .... oooooohh, doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.....Ooooh, donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS!
I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You will be <oohhh, doughnuts!>
I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts.
I am Homer of Borg: You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH!
I am Homer of Borg: and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
I am Homer of Borg: prepare to be ..ooooo porkchops
I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borgs so5 will be assim...Ooh donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg! Prepare to be...OOOoooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance if fu oooo, doughnuts!
I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg.  Prepare to be Ooooo!  Donuts!!!
I am Homer of the Borg.  You will be assim...oh, donuts
I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim.... Hmm... Donuts
I am Homer of the Borg: Prepare to be.. Oooh.  Doughnuts!
I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts!
I am Homer the Borg!  Prepare to be...OOooooo!  Doughnuts!
I am Homer, of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts.
I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS!
I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH
I am Homey of Borg and I don't do no assimilatin' s**t
I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that!
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will be FAKkeq
I am Hooker of Borg.  Resistance is Futile, You will get laid
I am Hopelessly Lost - by Wareham I. Now
I am Huey Lewis of Borg - It's hip to be square!
I am Huey Lewis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Cubicle!
I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant!
I am Hugh as you are Hugh as he is Hugh as we are all together
I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine.
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend
I am Hugh of Borg.  We want Troi.  Geordi is our friend.  He can watch
I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. I want Troi
I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He
I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
I am Hugh of the Cybermen, It is better the second time around
I am Hugh.  Resistance is virtually futile
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
I am IRS agent of Borg. Your deductions are irrelevant.
I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irelevent.
I am IRS of Borg: Prepare your money for assimilation
I am IRS of Borg: Taxes are NOT Irrelevant
I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
I am Iago of Borg. You'll be assim... oooh, a WAR MANUAL!
I am Ian Malcolm of Borg. Resisting chaos is futile
I am Ianigo Montoya.  Are you the one who paged my father?
I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen.
I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant.
I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation
I am Imelda of Borg, You will be bought and assimilated in my closet
I am Imelda of Borg.  You will be bought and assimilated
I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
I am Immortal!  I have inside me blood of kings!
I am Ingnio Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die
I am Ingyo Montoya! You killed my father! prepare to die.
I am Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die.
I am Inspector Gadget of Borg.  Go, go, gadget assimilation!
I am Iron Man!
I am Ivanova of Borg: One of these days... ASSIMILATION!
I am Jabba of Borg, You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp)
I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu
I am Jack Butler of Borg. Prepare to be...oooh, taglines!
I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
I am Jadzia of Borg - No Julian I will _not_ assililate you!
I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
I am Jagger of Borg, I can't get no assimilation
I am James Brown of Borg, OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, bebanna manna peeopo assimilation.
I am James Brown of Borg: OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
I am James T. Borg. No, wait a minute, wasn't that Kirk?
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im  il a  ted.
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. See, I didn't die after all!
I am James T. Kirk of Borg. Your !!!!! will be assimilated
I am Jamie McCrimmon, of the clan...oh.  Sorry Doctor
I am Janet Reno of Borg, You will be incinerated
I am Janeway of Borg, I will assimilate with the *deadliest* of force!
I am Janeway of Borg. We will assimilate you with the deadliest force.
I am Janeway of Borg. You will call me "Ma'am."
I am Jax of Borg. Your opinions are irrelevant!
I am Jay Leno of Borg: Kevin's love life is irrelevant.
I am Jeff ... And I will help you
I am Jeff Smith of Borg. Resistance is frugal!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
I am Jehovah of Borg.  I will witness assimilation!
I am Jehovah's Witness of Borg. Prepare to be annoyed
I am Jem'Hadar of Borg, Shields are irrelevant
I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg, Verily, I say unto thee, Before Abraham was, I AM
I am Jesus of Borg.  Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jesus of Borg. Happy are those who are assimilated
I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father.
I am Jesus of Borg. You will be ONE with the Father
I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant.
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Come on down to Assimilation USA!
I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
I am Jim Bowen of Borg. Lets see what you could  have assimilated
I am Jimmy Swaggart of Borg. Prepare to go to a motel in New Orleans
I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated.
I am John Bobbitt of Borg.  Genitalia is irrelevant
I am John F Kennedy of Borg. You will be assasinated
I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch!
I am John Wimber of Borg.  Let the ASSIMILATION come!!!
I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
I am Johnstone of Borg, You shall be netmailed
I am Jones of Borg.  Coaching skill is irrelevant
I am Jordan of Borg, Gravity is irrelevant
I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
I am Joshua of Borg. You will be assi... Whoa! STARDOCK!
I am Joycelen Elders of Borg, Assimilation should be taught in school
I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service!
I am Judge Anderson of Borg. I sense you are about to be assimilated
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be Iso-Cubed
I am Judge Dredd of Borg. You will be Iso-Cubed. Resistance is futile.
I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg - I can't get no assimilation either.
I am Julian of Borg: But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated.
I am Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
I am Justified, I am Purified, I am Sanctified. (My Tagline, that is.)
I am KAT of Borg: Resistance is useless you will feed me
I am KTLA!
I am Kahn of Borg.  From hells heart I assimilate thee
I am Kai Winn's love child!
I am Kammerer of Borg. You will be assim...whoa, CEYLAD!
I am Kano of Borg. I have become one with the Borg. Blocking is futile
I am Karl Marx of Borg.  Workers of the world, assimilate!
I am Keating of Borg. Okay you scumbags, prepare to be assimilated!
I am Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we had to have
I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable!
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg, Can I oh, you know what I mean
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (What's that word Daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Ken of Borg. Attack me if you dare, I will assimilate you!
I am Ken of Borg. Get up!! It's too early for you to be assimilated!
I am Kender of Borg. They just FELL into my collective!
I am Kennedy of Borg. You will be inseminated
I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side.
I am Kermit of Borg.  It's not easy being assimilated
I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula
I am Kes of Borg. You look like you haven't been assimilated.
I am Kevorkian of Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant.
I am Khabal Ghoul of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will grow stronger
I am Khan of Borg, From hell's heart I assimilate thee
I am Kiki of Borg.  Resistance is... Oooh!  Shiny things!
I am King Arthur Of Borg. Resistance is Feudal
I am Kira of Borg - Now that's a scary thought
I am Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg.  That's a scary thought!!
I am Kira of Borg. Now there's a terrifying thought...
I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that?
I am Kira of Borg: Now there's a terrifying thought.
I am Kira of Borg: Wanna make something out of it?!
I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.
I am Kirk of Borg,  YOU!  WILL!  BE!  Assimilated!
I am Kirk of Borg.  You... Will... Be... Assimilated... KAAAAAAHHHN!
I am Kirk of Borg. Prepare....to....be.......assimilated
I am Kirk of Borg...Wait! This is the wrong generation!
I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted.
I am Kirok!
I am Kittycat of Borg. We will assimilate your dangly things
I am Kojak of Borg:  Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
I am Koloth.  That is how. - Koloth to Odo
I am Koloth.  That is how. -- Koloth
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg.  You will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be ass-immolated
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Koresh of Borg. Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg. We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg: Resistance is fusil.
I am Koresh of Borg: We will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be immolated!
I am Koresh of Borg: You will be incinerated.
I am Kosh of Borg.  You have always been assimilated
I am Kosh of Borg: Assimilation has already begun; pebbles are futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Hair spray is irrelevant
I am Kramer of Borg. Locking your door is futile
I am Kramer of Borg. Your refrigerator contents will be assimilated
I am Kryten of Borg.  Your laundry will be washed before assimilation
I am Kryten of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate
I am Kube of Borg, You will be AGGHHH!  No ulcers allowed!
I am LAPD of Borg, You will be beaten into assimilation!
I am LARRY of BORG.  And this is my brother Darryl and my
I am Lacutus of Borg! Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
I am Lancelot from Borg. Resistance is feudal
I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao.
I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist.
I am Lao-tze of Borg, Be like water. Water does not resist
I am Largo, the maker of a new world; now HAND IT OVER--Largo, BGC#6
I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
I am Larry of Borg ...this is my brother Darryl and this my other
I am Larry of Borg, I assimilated my brother Darryl etc
I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated!
I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
I am Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms
I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. <BURP>!
I am Legalus of Borg. Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant
I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
I am Leghorn of Borg, Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son
I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated!
I am Leia of Borg.  I'd rather assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leia of Borg. What!?  I would just as soon assimilate a Wookie!
I am Leisure Suit Larry of Borg, You will be inseminated
I am Lennier of Borg. I will follow Delenn of Borg wherever she assimilates
I am Lennon of Borg, Imagine there's no assimilation
I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant.
I am Letterman of Borg, Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
I am Letterman of Borg.  Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok now... <hah!> Prepare to be anightalated
I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.
I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated.
I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile
I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
I am Letterman of Borg; prepare to be anightalated.
I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
I am Liefeld of Borg.  Anatomy is irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Limbaugh of Borg, Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg.  You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. All democrats will be assimalated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Hey listen... I don't assimilate, I complain
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I don't assimilate, I complain.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: If U say ditto you are already assimilated.
I am Limbaugh of Borg: You shall be wrong.
I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated.
I am Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
I am Lister of Borg. Your Vindaloo will be assimilated
I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
I am Liu Kang of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevent.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg, Resistance is futile
I am Locutus from Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile
I am Locutus of Amiga.  Your OS WILL BE EMULATED
I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant...<BLAM>
I am Locutus of Borg - O'Brien two to assimilate
I am Locutus of Borg!  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg! The color of your Poupon is irrelevant
I am Locutus of Borg, I have come for your daughter
I am Locutus of Borg, This tagline was assimilated
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg.  Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg.  This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. Have you considered buying a Pontiac?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea !
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. Pontiac is irrelevant. Assimilate a Porsche!
I am Locutus of Borg. This Tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg. You will assimilate a Pontiac
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borg: The color of your Poupon is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg: You will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of RCA. Your VCR will be assimilated.
I am Locutus of Remington.I liked it so much I assimilated the company
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus... of Borg - Picard/Locutus
I am Londo of Borg: At good old days, we assimilated all of this quadrant
I am Loqutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Loqutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant
I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - A Penie is irrelevant
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - All men shall be circumssimalated.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg - Penises are irrelevant.
I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated.
I am Lorena of Borg. There's no way to prepare for this.
I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAAAAHHHHHAH!
I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!!
I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this
I am Lurker of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man!
I am M.Bison of Borg. Anyone who opposes me will be assimilated!!
I am MAN........Pull My Finger........Thank you
I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilated
I am MODERATOR of Borg:off topic msgs are futile,you will be moderated
I am MORE than clever. - Richard Heppell
I am MS-DOS of Borg. Prepare... oops, out of memory!
I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
I am Macek of Borg: Prepare to be re-dubbed
I am Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation
I am Macintosh of Borg, Compatibility is Futile!
I am Macintosh of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate
I am Macmahon of Borg, you may all ready be assimilated
I am Madden of Borg, BOOM-WAP! You're assimilated, right along here!
I am Madden of Borg.  BOOM!  WAP!  You're assimilated!
I am Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated!
I am Madonna of BORG! Justify my assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg - taste is irrelevant
I am Madonna of Borg, Justify <pantpant> my <pantpant> assimilation!
I am Madonna of Borg, resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg,justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg.  Gender is irrelevant.  Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. Resistance turns me on.
I am Madonna of Borg. You will surr.... oooh nice buns!
I am Madonna of Borg:  Justify my assimilation!  ::pant::pant::
I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me
I am MaeWest of Borg.   Come up and assimilate me sometime, big boy
I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
I am Magneto of Borg. Your adamantuum will be assimilated
I am Magoo of Borg, You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
I am Mailman of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
I am Marcus of Borg. Resistance is most unfriendly
I am Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
I am Marge of Borg. Bart! Don't assimilate your sister!
I am Marshall Presnell of Borg. Gravis Support is irrelevant.
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime In the Ice Machine is Irrelevant!
I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent!
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg. Health inspections are irrelevant
I am Marvin Zindler of Borg: Slime will be assimilated!
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess what kind of weapons we have.  Go on, guess
I am Marvin of Borg.  Guess which weapon I have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I am Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
I am Marvin of Borg: Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am Marvin the Paranoid android.  Oh Gawd I'm so depressed I can't
I am Mary the Trillslayer of Borg - Assimilate this, slug..<blam>
I am MarytheTrillslayer of Borg - Surrender, or you're slug chow
I am Master of Kung-fu, To-fu and Sna-fu.
I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
I am Mattress Mac Of Borg: Assimilation really will Save You Money!
I am Max Headroom of Borg. You will be assim-sim-similated!
I am Maxis' new product, SimUser
I am Maxwell Smart of Borg.  Missed assimilation by that much!
I am McBorg....would you like fries with your assimilation?
I am McCartney of Borg. Assimilate and let die
I am McCoy of Bo...Damn it! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McCoy of Borg, Damn it Locutus! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg.  He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damm it locutus!  I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Jim, you will be assimilated.
I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it lactose! I'm an assimilator, not a doctor!
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Jim, you will be assimilated
I am McCoy of Borg. Damn it, Locutus, I'm a DOCTOR, not an assimilator!
I am McCoy of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim!
I am McCoy of Borg. I'm a Doctor, Not An Assimilator
I am McCoy of Borg: Damn it! I'm a doctor not a cybernetic organism!
I am McCoy of...Damnit! I'm a doctor, not a collective!
I am McDonalds of Borg, Over 10 Billion Assimilated!
I am McFly of Borg, Your taglines have been assimilated
I am McGlaughlin of Borg. WRONG!
I am McMahon of BORG You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg.  Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg.  You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg. Assimilation?  You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be a winner.
I am McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated
I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated.
I am Melvin of Borg! Ooo! Molly! You will be assimilated first!!!
I am Michael Jackson of Borg. Small boys will be semenated
I am Michael Jackson of Borg:  Ch'mon!  Let's assimilate!
I am Michael of Borg, Prepare to be moderated
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg.  Small boys will be semenated.
I am Micheal Jackson of Borg. Boys prepare to be assimilated
I am Microsoft of Borg - Speed is irrelevant.
I am Microsoft of Borg.  The superiority of other products is irrelevant
I am Microsoftus of Borg, You shall be slowed
I am Microsoftus of Borg. Prepare to be slowed down.
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You will be slowed down.
I am Mike of Borg. John Windsor will be assimilated.
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg.  OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye!
I am Mindy of Borg. OK, Mr. Assimilated Man!
I am Minmay of Borg.  You will be irritated
I am Minmei of Borg.  You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg. Maturity is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. Talent is irrelevant
I am Minmei of Borg. You will be annoyed.
I am Minmei of Borg: To be assimilated must be the sweetest
I am Miracle Max of Borg: Resistance? I liked your first story better.
I am Miss Borgfield!  Gentlemen, start your assimilating!
I am Moderator Borg. Your Topic Is Irrelevant
I am Moderator of Borg, Resistance is futile.You will obey
I am Moderator of Borg, Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
I am Moderator of Borg.  That thread is irrelevent.
I am Moderator of Borg.  Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
I am Moderator of Borg. That thread is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant!
I am Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself,
I am Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant
I am Moe of Borg.  Come 'ere porcupine.  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg.  See that?  <SLAP-BONK>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg.  Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knucklehe
I am Moe of Borg.  Spread out!  <SLAP>  Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Hey, Porcupine. Didn't I say resistance is futile
I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numb skull!
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <BONK!> There...you've been assimilated
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
I am Moe of Borg. That assimilation ain't free you know
I am Moe of Borg. Why you...I oughta assimilated you, you numbskull!
I am Moe of Borg: Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
I am Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
I am Monika of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Montana Max of Borg:  Prepare your money to be assimilated.
I am Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
I am Monty Burns of Borg:  Smithers!  Assimilate them!
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg.  You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
I am Monty Hall of Borg. You will choose a door
I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I am Monty_Hall of Borg, No deals. Choose assimilation number three!
I am Moonie of Borg. You will be... Ooh, Sailor Moon is on!!
I am Moosh. Moosh of the mountain
I am Mork of Borg.  Your Nanoo-Nanoos are futile!
I am Mork of Borg...Prepare to be Nanoo'ed
I am Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
I am Morn of Borg. You shall <BUUUURRRRPPPP>...Pardon me!
I am Moron of Borg...prepare to assimilate me!
I am Moses of Borg!  Let the collective go!
I am Moskowitz of Borg. Prepare to vote for funny farm favorite.
I am Mr Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate them all!
I am Mr T. of Borg; ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mr. Blonde of Borg: Police hostages are "ear relevant."
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Burns of Borg.  Smithers, assimilate him.
I am Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say "assimilate" boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say `assimilate'? I knew you could
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilate, boys and girls?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can you say assimilated?
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: It's a beautiful day in the Collective
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg, Welcome to Assimilation Island
I am Mr. Rourke of Borg.  Welcome to Assimilatio
I am Mr. T of Borg, I pity da fool that resists me!
I am Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
I am MrT of Borg, and ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated!
I am Mufasa of Borg; You are to be assimilated in the Circle of Life.
I am Mulder of Borg, believing is irrelevant
I am Mulder of Borg. The Truth shall be assimilated.
I am Mulder of Borg; You can't hide the assimilation forever!
I am Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
I am Murphy of Borg, Anything that can be assimilated will be
I am NOT A NUMBER! I AM A TEXT STRING!
I am NOT Paranoid!  And WHY are you always watching me?
I am NOT Paranoid. Now get away from me!
I am NOT RELIGIOUS, I love the LORD!
I am NOT Santa Claus! Scott Calvin
I am NOT Schizophrenic - and neither am I.
I am NOT a Borg, by Jean Locu...um, that's LUC Picard.
I am NOT a MERRY MAN!  --- Lt. Worf
I am NOT a NUMBER!  I am a DEMOGRAPHIC!
I am NOT a Sysop, I am a *TAGLINE ADDICT* posting Sysop Taglines!
I am NOT a compleat idiot... several parts are missing
I am NOT a complete slut! I'm just 'user friendly'
I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie.
I am NOT a criminal - R. Nixon
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I am NOT a fool.   I may *act* like one
I am NOT a fraidy-cat, Tom wimppurred.
I am NOT a gay necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Earnest
I am NOT a homonecrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest.
I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac, Tom said in dead earnest
I am NOT a loser.........I'm just victory challenged
I am NOT a merry man. - Worf
I am NOT a number! I am 73020,171!
I am NOT a nut
I am NOT a recipe THIEF. I am a recipe CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a slob!  I'm hygenically challenged
I am NOT a tagline THIEF. I am a tagline CONSERVATIONIST. I recycle.
I am NOT a tagline thief! I *always* eat dinner at my computer desk
I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite... nibble, really
I am NOT addicted.  I just use the Modem
I am NOT an herbivore!  I just like vegetables. -- Shiana
I am NOT and animal!  NOT!
I am NOT anti-social.  I'm socio-phobic, thank you!
I am NOT antisocial.  I'm just not real friendly.
I am NOT burned out,   just singed
I am NOT conceited  I just can't stand mortals
I am NOT conceited.  I just don't know Netmail
I am NOT dead!  I'm just metabolically challenged
I am NOT dead! I'm just having a post-life crisis
I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
I am NOT full of hot air
I am NOT full of hot air, Tom belched.
I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
I am NOT illiterate. I know who my parents are
I am NOT immortal. At least, I don't think so. Hercules
I am NOT in denial!
I am NOT lost.  I'm just locationally disadvantaged.
I am NOT lost...I wanted to see that corner six times.
I am NOT lost; the map is broken!
I am NOT nice, I am *NOT* sweet, and I am NOT a person either
I am NOT off topic!  I demand to talk to th@#$%&^** NO CARRIER
I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto.
I am NOT overreacting!  I'm a teen-ager! - Katie Kaboom
I am NOT paranoid!  And why are you watching me?
I am NOT picking my nose!.... I'm POINTING to my Brain!
I am NOT practicing ... I'm an accomplished heterosexual!
I am NOT practicing...I'm an accomplished gay!
I am NOT schizo! Yes I amNo I'm notYES I am!Uh Uh.
I am NOT stubborn.  I am merely correct.
I am NOT wearing the dress this time. - Peter Puppy
I am NOT your cheese steak - Mike
I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated.
I am NSA of Borg. Your public key will be assimilated.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated Existence is futile
I am NT the Borg ... Your hard disk will be Assimilated!
I am Nagus Zek of Borg. Trimming my ear hair is futile.
I am Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Neelix of Borg! Um, I was wondering, do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Neelix of Borg.  Awful humor and bad comic relief are irrelevant.
I am Neelix of Borg. Your bathtubs will be assimilated.
I am Neil Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated
I am Neil Peart of Borg.  Prepare to be syncopated.
I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant.
I am Neville Chamberlain of Borg. I have in my hand, an assimilation
I am Newt of Borg: children are irrelevant
I am Niels of Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
I am Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
I am Nixon of Borg.  Watergate is Irrelevant!
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am Novartza of Borg. Assistance is fertile. You will be simulated
I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
I am Number Five of Borg, Prepare to be disassembled!
I am Nurse of Borg. Shall we be assimilated today?
I am O.J. of Borg.  Prepare to be incriminated.
I am O.J. of Borg...a trial is irrelevant.
I am OJ Simpson of Borg, Evidence is irrelevant
I am OLX of Borg.  Your tagline will be assimilated
I am ONE whipped kitten! - Crow
I am ORAC of Borg, Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am OS/2 of Borg, your Disk Space will be assimilated!
I am OS/2 of Borg.  DOS will be assimilated.
I am OS/2 of Borg. Your disk space will be assimulated.
I am Obi Wan of Borg, Killing me is futile
I am Odie of Borg, *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
I am Odo of Borg, No, now I'm a Cylon.  No, now I'm a
I am Odo of Borg.  Shape is irrelevant
I am Odo of Borg. Hey, How do you assimilate a Bucket of Slime?
I am Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Odo of Borg. Shape is irrelevant.
I am Odo of Borg: No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is V/I
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is useless (if > 1 Ohm)
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is voltage divided by current.
I am Ohm of Borg.  Resistance is...  pretty nice,  actually.
I am Ohm of Borg. I observed your resistance as... clearly relevant
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is V / I [Ohm]
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is Volts assimilating Amps
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile.
I am Ohm of Borg: Resistance is relevant.
I am Ohm of Borg; resistance is voltage/current.
I am Ohm, of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
I am Okuda of Borg : Sponsoring is irrelevant (tagline made on a Mac II)
I am Oliver North of Borg, I have no recollection of Assimilation.
I am Opie of Borg, Can we similate 'em now, Pa? Can we, huh, can we?
I am Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Oprah of Borg - so why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg.  You Will Lose Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg. You Will Lost Weight!
I am Oprah of Borg. Your lunches will be assimilated
I am Oprah of Borg...Why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
I am Oprah of Borg: So, why did you assimilate your husband?
I am Oprah of Borg: You Will Lost Weight!
I am Orville of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am Orville. I suppose you want the office.
I am Otto of Borg. Assimilation is KEWL!!!!!!!!!!
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Pre'ah--Pre'ah--Pre'ah-aw, just give up
I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-P-Porky of B-Borg. Prepare to b-b-b-be assim-sim-ilated.
I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
I am P-p-p-porky of B-b-b-b-borg!  P-p-prepare to b-be
I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t
I am P.T. Barnum of Borg. There's one assimililated every minute
I am PB of Borg, I have assimilated your inferior reader
I am PC of Borg.... (A)bort (R)etry (B)e Assimilated
I am PCTOOLS of Borg. Escort us to Disk Sector 001.
I am PENTIUM of BORG. Division is futile. You will be Approximated
I am Pabst of Borg, You shall be inebriated
I am Pac-Man of Borg, You will turn blue
I am Pac-Man of Borg. You will be dot-similated.
I am Pakled of Borg. We look for things to assimilate
I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things.
I am Pascal 7 Borg: OBJs are irrelevant, they will be assimilated into T
I am Past Robertson of Borg.  The truth is irrelevant.
I am Pat Robertson of Borg:  You will be baptized into the collective.
I am Pat Sajak of Borg, RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have
I am Paul Simon of Borg, Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair?
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation is the bottom line for everyone.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, you're assimilating my heart.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I am a Borg, I am an Island.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: Still assimilating after all these years.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
I am Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call me Hugh.
I am Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
I am Paul_Simon of Borg. There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover
I am Paulkeating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have.
I am Pee Wee of Borg. Wanna watch me assimilate myself?
I am Peg of Borg, Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Pentium of BORG!  Division if futile!  It WILL be approximated!
I am Pentium of Borg - Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg Division is futile
I am Pentium of Borg, division is futile! You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg, prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Division is futile.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  Resistance is Intel.  You will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg.  You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Math is irrelevant. Prepare to be approximated
I am Pentium of Borg. Precision is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg... you will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of Borg...division is Futile...you will be Approximated
I am Pentium of Borgyou will be Approximated.
I am Pentium of the Borg, Division is Futile you will approxiamated
I am Pentium of the Borg.  You will be approximated
I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
I am Perot of Borg, I will.....uh, oh forget it
I am Perot of Borg, now here's the deal
I am Perot of Borg.  Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg.  Now here's the deal.  You will be as
I am Perot of Borg.  Your Money Will Be Assimilated!
I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg. Here's the deal. First, you'll be assimilated
I am Perot of Borg. It's your collective, you're the owners.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg. Now right here's a chart on your assimilation
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance is futile. No it isn't
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? ... Now that's just sad, really sad
I am Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Perot of Borg. Wait a minute, I already own most of Sector 001.
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Perot of Borg. You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Perot of Borg: Here's a chart on your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
I am Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
I am Perot of Borg: Reistance? Now that's just sad !
I am Perot of Borg: You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound
I am Peshek of Borg and I am _NOT_ the Assimilation Goddess!
I am Pesto of Borg, Squint will be assimilated
I am Peter Popoff of Borg. Prepare to reach God at 37.15 megahertz.
I am Pharaoh of Borg, YWHY is irrelevant
I am Picard of Borg.  HAIR Is Irrelevant!
I am Picard of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated...make it so
I am Picard of Borg. Tucking your shirt in is futile.
I am Pierre of Borg. You will be assim.. Ooooh, AVOIDS!
I am Piglet of Borg.  If I weren't so small, resistance would be futile
I am Piglet of Borg. But Pooh, I want to be assimilated!
I am Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would.
I am Pike of Borg, Beep beep
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
I am Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
I am Pinky of Borg.  Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Pinky of Borg. Narf!
I am Pinky of Borg. What d'you want to assimilate t'nite, Brain?
I am Pinky of the Borg. Gosh Brain, who will we assimilate tonight?
I am Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
I am Poochy- Woof, woof! - Poochy
I am Pooh of Borg, We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg.  All bother is futile, your hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg.  Bother is irrelevant.  Honey will be absorbed.
I am Pooh of Borg.  We're feeling elevenish.  Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg. All bother is futile, hunny will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg. Bothering is irrelavent.
I am Pooh of Borg. Surrender your honey
I am Pooh of Borg. We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg: All bother is futile, honey will be assimilated
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little Hunny today
I am Pooh of Borg: Surrender your honey pot.
I am Pooh of Borg: We are feeling elevenish. Surrender your honey.
I am Pooh of Borg:I think I'll assimilate a little something today
I am Pop-eye of the borg, you will be askimiligrated
I am Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
I am Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
I am Popeil of Borg.  You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Popeil of Borg. You shall be Pocket Fished.
I am Popeye of Borg -- Prepare to be askimilgated.
I am Popeye of Borg, resiskance is frutile, you will be askimilrated!
I am Popeye of Borg.  Prepare to be askimigilated
I am Popeye of Borg.  Spinach is Irrelevant
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated!
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated
I am Popeye of Borg...prepare to be assagrimilated...ak ak ak ak ak
I am Popeye of Borg:  "You shall be what I yam."
I am Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg: You shall be what you shall be.
I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askgimilgated.
I am Popeye of the Borg.  Prepare to be askimilated.
I am Popeye, a Borg.  Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky Borg. Prepare to be assim..assim..I'm taking over!
I am Porky Pig of Borg You will be assimi-assimi-assimi - aw heck, we're gonna get you
I am Porky Pig of Borg, prepare to be asi..asim..assimm..to be a robot
I am Porky Pig of Borg.  Prepare to be assimi..asisim
I am Porky Pig of Borg. You wil be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated.
I am Porky Pig of Borg: You're-Ble-Ir-El-Ir-Not Relevant!
I am Porky Pig of Borg; Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--we're taking over
I am Porky Pig of the Borg, you will be assim...assimu...assimml..as
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-  eaten all up!
I am Porky of B-b-b-borg. Prepare to be assimi-assimi-assimi-
I am Porky of Borg
I am Porky of Borg, Pbpbbprebprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg, You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important
I am Porky of Borg, You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it
I am Porky of Borg.  P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p.  Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg.  Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbbbb--we're taking over.
I am Porky of Borg.  Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
I am Porky of Borg. Pbbpbbprebbprepare to bbbbb--eh, we're taking over
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...I'm ta
I am Porky of Borg. Prepare to be assim...assim...assim....a robot!
I am Porky of Borg. You are irrele-irrele-irrele--ah, not important
I am Porky of Borg. You will be Assim.. im.. iml.. aw, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, forget it
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-sim, become one of us
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...I'm takin' over!
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare tbedebe-bdb-bdb--lose it
I am Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
I am Porky of Borg: You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
I am Porky of Borg: You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am Porky of Borg; p-p-prepare to b-b-be asssim  assim assi
I am Potash of Borg. Your filk will be assimilated.
I am Poultry in Motion! - The Red Rooster
I am Prince Albert of Borg...Hold on...I'm in the can!
I am Pro Choice, as long as it's before conception
I am Procrastitron! I will destroy you! Well, when I get
I am Procrastitron.  I will destroy you, eventually.
I am Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
I am Professor John Frink of Borg. With my new death ray, I can assimilate almost everything!
I am Pythagoras of Borg, Distance is irrelevant
I am Q of Borg   - SNAP -   - FLASH -   You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg  <SNAP> <FLASH>  You're assimilated!
I am Q of Borg.   You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg.  I'm bored
I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance!
I am Q of Borg. You are not worthy of assimilation.
I am Q of Borg: I'm bored.
I am Q-Tip, a Borg.
I am Q...and you have absolutely no idea how screwed up this is. -Q
I am Quark of Borg - Prepare your latinum to be assimilated.
I am Quark of Borg.  Gold Pressed Lattinum is Irrelevant
I am Quark of Borg.  Profit is irrele.. is irr.. -No! I can't say it.
I am Quark of Borg.  Resistance could be profitable
I am Quark of Borg.  Your latinum will be assimliated
I am Quark of Borg: Profit is, is... No! I cant say it!
I am Quark. Slayer of Klingons.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Intelligence is irrelevent.
I am Quayle of Borg.  Speling is Irevelant
I am Quayle of Borg. Intelligence is Irrelevant
I am Quayle of Borg. Yu will bee assimillatede
I am Quayle of Borg...resistance is fewtile
I am Quayle of Borg.Your potatoes will be assimilated.
I am Quayle of Borg: Prepire to be asimillayted.
I am Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.
I am Queeg. * Holly
I am Qwerty of Keyborg. Lett'er be assimilated.
I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh
I am Rabbit of Borg. No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone
I am Ralph of Borgs.  Duaaahhh, youse will bes assimilated.
I am Rambo of Borg, Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!> <BANG!>
I am Rambo of Borg.  *BWHAM*  *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
I am Rambo of Borg.  Yo! Assimilate 'dis! <BANG!> <BANG!>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind and anti-reason
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg
I am Ranma of Borg - Add cold water to assimilate
I am Ray Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Filk is off-topic.
I am Ray Charles of Borg - The 'right one' is irrelevant, baby
I am Rayden of Borg.  My electric bill is irrelivant.
I am Rayden of Borg.  You mortals will be assimilated!
I am Rayden of Borg. My electric bill is irrelevant
I am Reagan from Borg...I don't recall assimilating anyone?!
I am Reagan of Bor...uh...Prepare...uh...Nancy is irellev...uh
I am Reagan of Borg, I don't remember assimilating you
I am Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. I don't remember assimilating you.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be, uh.. er.. I can't recall.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh Nancy, I don't recall that
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be...uh...umm...I don't recall
I am Reagan of Borg. You will be..um..er..I forgot.
I am Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, I don't recall.
I am Redundant, of Borg. Irrelevancy is Irrelevant
I am Ren of Borg, and I'll assimilate you bloated sacks!
I am Ren of Borg, prepare to be assEEEmilated, man!
I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg.  Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm!
I am Ren of Borg. You irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
I am Reno of Borg - Prepare to be incinerated
I am Reno of Borg:  Give up your rights, resistance is futile.
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
I am Reptile of Borg.  You will become one with the floor.
I am Republican of Borg, The middle class will be assimilated
I am Rhett of Borg: Frankly I don't give a damn who you assimilate.
I am Rhino, hear me roar!
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated.
I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move IT!
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... uh, can we try that again?
I am Richie Ryan of the clan... wait, can we try that again? -R.Ryan
I am Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
I am Riker of Borg - Prepare to be leaned on
I am Riker of Borg.  Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Riker of Borg.  Resistance is futile.  My quarters a
I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters are this way.
I am Riker of Borg:  Your women will be assimilated&lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
I am Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated &lt;smirk&gt;.
I am Rimmer of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Smeghead!
I am Rimmer of Borg. You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
I am Rita of Borg.  You will tolerate my singing, or be assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated.
I am Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
I am Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant.
I am Robin of Borg, Holy futility, Borgman! We're assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg. Holy futility, Batman... We've been assimilated!
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated.
I am Robocop of Borg.  Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts
I am Rocket-Launcher of Borg: Kowabunga, Dudes!
I am Rockne of BORG! Assimilate one for the Gipper!
I am Rockne of Borg. Go out there and assimilate one for the Gipper
I am Rocky of Borg.  Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated
I am Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilated
I am Rodney Dangerfield of Borg. I get no resistance.
I am Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
I am Rolling of Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg.  Prepare to be uh, I don't re
I am Ronald Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I forget
I am Ronald Reagan...of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall
I am Ronald Regan of Borg You will ... you ... What was I saying?
I am Ronny McBorg. Over 6 billion assimilated. Taste is irrelevant.
I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
I am Rooney of Borg, Ever wonder why resistance is futile?
I am Rooney of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
I am Root of Unix. Resistance is futile
I am Ros Kelly of Borg. Prepare to be wiped clean - then assimilated
I am Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal.
I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
I am Rubick of Borg:  So you like my ship design?
I am Rudolph of Borg: Fog is irrelevant
I am Rush LimBorg.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg.  That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democratism is futile
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democrats will be assimilated
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh?
I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg... scary thought, huh?
I am Rush of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached
I am Rush of Borg, Responsibility and Tact are Irrelevant
I am Rush of Borg. Assimilation on loan from God
I am Rush of Borg. I will TELL you how to be assimilated!
I am Rush of Borg. Prepare to be Ass Emulated
I am Rush of Borg. Telling the truth is irrelevant
I am Rush of Lim-Borg. Liberalism is futile.
I am Rush of LimBORG.  All other opinions are irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
I am Rush of LimBorg: All *other* opinions are irrelevant!
I am Rush of Limborg.  Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Ryan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!
I am Ryoga of Borg. When I find you, I'll assimilate you!
I am Ryu of Borg: The pronunciation of my name is irrelevant.
I am S&M of Borg!  Resistance is fun
I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
I am SLMR of Borg, Your tagline has been assimilated!
I am SOOOOO Heterosexual! - Tom as geeky guy
I am SUNDER! I am here to hurt you! -- Sunder
I am SYSOP of Borg. Fill in questionaire for assimilation
I am Saddam of Borg.  This is the mother of all assimilations!
I am Sagan of Borg, We've assimilated BILLions and BILLions
I am Sailor @F, champion of... Why are you laughing?
I am Sailor Binford, and in the name of... OWW!  MY THUMB!
I am Sailor Bison. Anyone who opposes me will be punished!
I am Sailor Kefka! I will punish you with the Light of Judgment!
I am Sailor Locke. Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll punish you!!
I am Sailor Mog, kupo!! I will punish you-po!
I am Sailor Ryoga... If I can find you, I'll punish you!
I am Sailor Terra. I'll punish you, as soon as I find out who I am
I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE
I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_.
I am Sajak of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R-sist-nc- -s f-til-
I am Sajak of Borg. RES_T_NCE _S F_T_LE
I am Sajak of Borg. R__I_T_NC_ I_ FU_IL_
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE.
I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE!
I am Sajak of Borg;  RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE.
I am Salemi of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways
I am Sally Jessie Raphael: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Sally Jessy of Borg: Pagan prostitutes and their Assimilated Mothers
I am Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next.
I am Salvator Dali of Borg : War kisses umbrela
I am Sam Beckett of Borg - I assimilated you 15 years ago
I am Sam of Borg. The past is irrelevant, going home is futile
I am Sam, Sam I am. Do you like more megs of ram?
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. I will assimilate Green Eggs and Ham
I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham?
I am Samantha of Borg, - wiggle nose - . You're assimilated!
I am Samantha of Borg. &lt;wiggle nose&gt;. You're assimilated!
I am Sammy of Borg: Damage is futile.  You will be healed
I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
I am Santini, the Great Santini
I am Sartre of Borg, Existence precedes assimilation
I am Satan of Borg!  To Hell with assimilation!  You're gonna burn!
I am Scar of Borg; Mufasa and Simba will be assimilated.
I am Scar of Borg; Pride Rock will be assimilated.
I am Scarlett of Borg. Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I am Schultz of Borg. I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing!
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg, Prepare to stay here. I'll be back
I am Schwarzenegger of Borg; Get ready for a big surprise!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg - Reware ree roo arrimirated Raggy!
I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy &lt;he-he-he-he&gt;!
I am Scooby of Borg.  Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy.
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Come here and get assimilated!
I am Scorpion of Borg.  Death is irrelevent.
I am Scorpion of Borg. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be incinerated
I am Scott of Borg, Resistance dinna matter
I am Scotty of Borg. Locutus,they can't assimilate much more of this!
I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile.
I am Scrooge McDuck of the Clan McDuck. There can be only 1!
I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant!
I am Scully of Borg, but I STILL don't believe in Aliens.
I am Scully of Borg; can you *prove* the assimilation?
I am Seanette of Borg. Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Seigler of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance
I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic
I am Seinfeld of Borg. D'jah ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not if there is anything with that
I am Seinfeld of Borg. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
I am Seinfeld of Borg. So hey, what's this big deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg. What's the deal with resistance?
I am Seinfeld of Borg... Yadda Yadda Yadda... You will be assimilated
I am Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
I am Seinfeld of Borg: What's the deal with resistance?
I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
I am Senile of Borg, Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
I am Senility of Borg. Prepare to-who am I and who the hell are you?
I am Seska of Kazon-Bunny_Yeager.  Would you like some soup?
I am Seven of Nine, and your wolf whistles are futile AND irrelevant.
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Sgt Schultz of Borg.  I azzimilate nutzing!
I am Shaggy of Borg, You shall be groovy
I am Shakespear of Borg preppare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespear of the Borg, thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg - Prepare to be... or not to be
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Preparest thou to be thusly assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be!
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be... that is
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare tp be, or prepare not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated.
I am Shakespeare of Borg...Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be, or not to be, assimilated
I am Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant
I am Shakespeare of Borg; prepare to be or not to be.
I am Shakespeare of Bork. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shakespeare of the Borg.  Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
I am Shakespere of Borg, Prepare to be, or prepare not to be
I am Shang Tsung of Borg.  My age is irrelevent.
I am Shang Tsung of Borg. My age is irrelevant. My identity is irrelevant
I am Sharon Stone of Borg, Clothing is irrelevant!
I am Shenzi of Borg; Simba and Nala will be assimilated.
I am Sheridan of Borg ... and you will be assimilated straight to HELL!
I am Sheridan of Borg, comparisons are really stupid!
I am Shirley Manson of Borg: I only assimilate when it raaaaaains...
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg.  It was futile the last time
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile the last time too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile the last time too...
I am Shiva. I have become death.
I am Sick of Borg....taglines that have been assimilated.
I am Siegler of Borg: You will be assimilated,resistance is off topic.
I am Simba of Borg; my kingly responsibilities are irrevelant.
I am Simmons of Borg. You'll be ass-imilated, honey. Move your tush!
I am Simpson of Borg: Assimilate my shorts.
I am Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg.
I am Sinclair of Borg: I can't remember to be assimilated
I am Sir Fool of It!
I am Sirtis of the Dominion. NO VIDEO TAPING!
I am Sisko of Borg, Now I have an excuse for no emotions
I am Sisko of Borg: acting is irrelevant
I am Skase of Borg. Extradition is futile
I am Skippy of Borg, prepare to be nkt nkt, Nod Nod, Shake Shake
I am Skywalker of Borg, So, Ben, what do I do now ?
I am Slappy of Borg, Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg.  Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated!
I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or I'll assimilate you!!
I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.
I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating.
I am Sly Stone of Borg: Thank You (Falettinme Assimilate Mice Elf Again)
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant
I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
I am Smokey The Borg. Only YOU can prevent futility
I am Smokey the Bear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smokey the Borg.  Only you can be assimilated
I am SmokeyBear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation!
I am Smorgas of Borg! Prepare to be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas of Borg.  Prepare to be stuffed till your eyes pop out!
I am Smorgas of Borg.  You will be marinated.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinaded.
I am Smorgas of Borg. Sauce is irrelevant. You will be marinated
I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated!
I am Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
I am Smorgas-Borg:  Starving is futile.
I am Smorgus of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be marinated
I am Snake of Borg. Oh no... Assimilators
I am Socrates of Borg.  You shall be
I am Solipsist of Borg. Existence is futile
I am Solo of Borg, and I've got a bad feeling about this
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me &lt;grin&gt;.
I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
I am Sonic of Borg, speed is irrelevant!
I am Sonya of Borg. Being female is irrelevant. Prepare to be assimilated
I am Soran of Borg. You will escort me to the Nexus!
I am Speculum of Borg, prepare to be probed
I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
I am Spike Lee of Borg, If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist
I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating...
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic appears to dictate that I assimilate you
I am Spock of Borg.  Logic is Irrelevant!
I am Spock of Borg.  Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical. You will be fascinated
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance...fascinating, maybe, illogical, yes!
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating
I am Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
I am Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
I am Spock, a dealer in Kevas and Trillium
I am Spockutis of Borg, Resistance is illogical
I am Sponge of Borg. Your Available Downloads will be assimulated
I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
I am Stacy Haiduk.....look into my eyes...  (.) (.)
I am Starchild, Up with the Crow and Down with the Wolves.
I am Starship Security, I stand between certain death and a commercial!
I am Stephen King of Borg, You will be assimilated in a horrific way
I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated into my next novel.
I am Stephen King of Borg. You'll be assimilated in most horrific way.
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated--no, assimilated--uh
I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er
I am Stern of Borg. Resistance is futile. Take off your top
I am Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to ours
I am Stimpy of Borg.  Happiness is irrelevant.  Joy is ir
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! Joy, joy, joy!
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated.
I am Stimpy of Borg: Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
I am Stoned of Borg!  Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I am Stripper of Borg.  Clothing is Irrelevant!
I am Sub-Zero of Borg.  Body heat is irrelevent.  Prepare to be frozen
I am Sully of Borg, and I STILL don't believe in aliens!
I am Superconductor of Borg. Resistance is futile
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation and the Borg way.
I am Superman of Borg. I fight for Assimilation, Relevance and the Borg
I am Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one
I am Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant!
I am Surgeon General of Borg. Assimilation can be hazardous to your health
I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy. Borg borg borg!
I am Swaggart of Borg.  You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated.  HALLELUJAH!!!
I am Swaggart of Borg. You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated !!
I am Swan of Borg, You shall be disassembled
I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
I am Sybil of Borg, and so am I, so am I, so am
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself, then all those others!
I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself.
I am Sylvester of Borg.  Prepare to be athhhhimilated.
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore
I am Sysop of Borg.  Phone bills are irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg. I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
I am Sysop of Borg: I run TBBS; what you run is irrelevant.
I am T'chun, master of Shinanju
I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney has been --CHOMP!-- assimilated. &lt;burp&gt;
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
I am T-Rex of Borg. Irrelevant Barney has been--&lt;BURP!&gt; assimilated
I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated!
I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will b
I am THAT kinda girl!
I am THE King! I am Bowser. - Bowser
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim.
I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim. - Monty Python
I am TLX 3.0 of Borg, Your taglines will be assimilated
I am Taco of Borg: Running is futile-Border is irrelevant
I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
I am Tagline of Borg, You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Go ahead!  Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg.  Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Tagline of Borg. Prepare to assimilate me.
I am Tagline of Borg. You will be appended!
I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated.
I am Tagline-Thief of Borg:  You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER"
I am Talia of Borg. Well, at least I used to be
I am Tandy of Borg, You will be assimilated Realistically.
I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO!
I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
I am Tate of Borg. You will be assim... Ooooh! PORTS!
I am Taz of Borg - RRRHHRRR  UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!
I am Taz of Borg!  RRHHRR  UURRRGGHH  PPPHHZZZT!
I am Taz of Borg.  RRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!!!!!
I am Taz of Borg. You'll be blablabla-yakity-schmackity-blablabla'd!
I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!
I am Tazz of Borg.  I know this guy, Joey Numbers, likes to assimilate people...
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant
I am Team OS/2 Borg. Watch me assimilate Windows users!
I am Ted Turner of Borg, You will be colorized!
I am Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
I am Telek Ramor
I am Terminator of Borg.  Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terminator of Borg:  Termination is NOT Irrelevant
I am Terminator of Borg: Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
I am Terry Smith of Borg - prepare to be - ooOOoo - fur art!
I am Terry Venebles of Borg. Jimmy Hill is irrelevant
I am Texan of Borg, y'all's Fixin' to be 'simmilated!
I am That, you are That, all this is That.
I am The Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me.
I am The Doctor, whether you like it or not.  - Sixth Doctor
I am The Mad Bomber what bombs at Midnight!
I am The Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated
I am The Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..&lt;blam&gt;!
I am Thief of Borg...Taglines will be assimilated!
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
I am Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
I am Thomas of Borg, and you are irrelevant
I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain!
I am Threepio of Borg.  And it's all your fault R2!
I am Thylvessster of Borg. Prepare to be athim--athim--athimmilated!
I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated.
I am Thylveth-ter of Borg. Prepare to be attthhhimilated
I am Tick of Borg. Resistance is... Oooh! Shiny things!
I am Tick of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things
I am Tigger of Borg! Hoo Hoo Hoo...Assimilatin's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg.  Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg. A Tigger can assimilate anything!
I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg:  A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg:  ASSIMMILATING! That's what Tiggers do best!
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
I am Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
I am Tim Allen of Borg, Prepare to be Re-wired
I am Tim Allen of Borg. &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt; &lt;Grunt&gt;
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Al is futile
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Assimulation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  Binford shall be assimilated
I am Tim Taylor of Borg.  More power is irrelevant
I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked
I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor.  We need... MORE ASSIMILATION! ARR! ARR!
I am Timon of Borg; Hakuna Matata is irrelevant
I am Timov of Borg. LonDO! Come out from under that bed and be assimilated
I am Tipper of Borg, You will be [censored]imilated!
I am Tippin's of Borg.  Pie resistance is futile
I am Tired of Borg.  Go away and stop assimilating.
I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated.
I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast.
I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before assimilation?
I am Token Blonde of Borg. Resistance is... um
I am Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
I am Tom of Borg. Harry, let's go assimilate those twins!
I am Too Long a Soldier. My destiny is clear.
I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away.
I am Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
I am Trebek of Borg, For $200, it starts with R and is futile
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, The category is irrelevant
I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, it starts with R and is futile.
I am Trelane of Borg.  I don't wanna stop assimilating!
I am Trellane of Borg, I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna
I am Trellane of Borg. NO! I don't wanna stop assimilating, I don't!
I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up.
I am Troi of Borg, How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg, Your Chocolate will be assimilated
I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. We need to show MORE skin!
I am Troi of Borg. We needed more ways to show more skin
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
I am Troi of Borg..hey! Quit staring at my chest!
I am Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assim==============================================================================
I am Troi of BorgDo you want me to assimilate you?
I am Trojan of Borg, Assimilation is safe sex
I am Trojan of Borg. Have no fear, we engage in 'Safe-Assimilation!'
I am Trojan of Borg:  McAfee is irrelevant
I am Tron of Borg, Prepare to be de-rezzed!
I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg, Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I am Trudeau of Borg. Resistance? Fuddle duddle!
I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
I am Tuvok of Borg.  Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
I am Tuvok of Borg. I will read while assimilating you.
I am Tuvok of Borg. Neekix most assuredly will not be assimilated
I am Tweeti of Borg.  I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg, I tawt I assimilated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg.  Puddy Tats are irrelevant.
I am Tweety of Borg. Aw, the poor puddy-tat..he dot all assimiwated!
I am Tweety of Borg. Awwhhhh, the poor poody cat got assimilated.
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I taut I assimilated a puddy tat.
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt &lt;pant&gt; I attimilated &lt;pant&gt; a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
I am Tweety of Borg:  I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
I am Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat! I did!
I am Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg.  Barney is irrelevant.
I am Uhura of Borg.  Assimilation frequencies open, sir
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies have been established
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Uncle Sam of Borg: Your insurance will be assimilated
I am Unix of Borg. Your compatability will be assimulated.
I am Urkel of Borg! Darling apple of my eye, wanna assimilate moi!?
I am Urkel of Borg, did *I* assimilate that?
I am V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
I am VR of Borg, You will be simulated!
I am Vader of Borg, Your assimlation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg. I must assmimilate the emperor. He has forseen this
I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg. Trust me, Luke, your assimilation lies within me!
I am Vader of Borg. Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
I am Vader of Borg: The Force will be assimilated.
I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen
I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it
I am Vader of the Borg... I have assimilated THEM!!
I am Vampire Bats of Borg: Squeek! Squeek! (flap flap) nibble nibble
I am Veg-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced
I am Verstaendigus of Borg. Resistance is useless
I am Victor Borg. Pianos are irrelevant
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Victor of Borg. And vit dat, you vil be assimilated &lt;fssss-pt!&gt;
I am Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos
I am Victor of Borge.  Prepare to be entertained.
I am Victor of Borge.  Resistance is futile-ppphhht
I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined.
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
I am Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
I am Vir of Borg...and one day I will be the Borg Emperor
I am Virtual Reality from Borg, prepare to be asimulated.
I am Virus of Borg. Your computer will be assimilated.
I am Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
I am Virus of borg. Your computer will be assimulated.
I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable!
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resist and I will read poetry.
I am Vogon of Borg.  Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am WARP of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated
I am WHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharoah is irrelevant
I am WIN95 of Borg! Reliability is Futile! Prepare to be Crashed!
I am Wakko of Borg - Are you gonna assimilate that?
I am Wakko of Borg, your food will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg.  Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg.  Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg.  You will be... WOW, look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. After my Potty Emergency, you will be assimilated!!
I am Wakko of Borg. Hey Yakko, what's a Borg?
I am Wakko of Borg. Resistance is fut.....OOOH! Look at all that food!
I am Wakko of Borg. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs!
I am Wakko of Borg. You will be....WOW, look at all that food!!
I am Wakko of the Borg. You will be....OOOH Food!!
I am Wal-Mart of Borg.  Customers Wishes are Irrelevant.
I am Walt Disney of Borg.  Prepare to be animated
I am Warp 13 of Borg : Consistancy is irrelevant
I am Wayne Campbell of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated... NOT
I am Wayne of Borg (yeah right). You will be assimilated... ... NOT!
I am Wayne of Borg, You will be assimilated.  NOT!
I am Wesley Crusher of Borg. I assimilate in an obnoxious way
I am Wesley of Borg and even THEY don't like me
I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!
I am Wesley of Borg... Hey!  THEY don't even like me!!
I am Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
I am White Knight of Borg: Black spells are futile
I am Whitis of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa! CORBOMITE!
I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimalation, it's the right thing to do
I am William T Riker, Captain Of The USS Lolipop.
I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
I am Wimpy of Borg.  I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today
I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
I am Windows 95 of Borg. Reliability is Futile. Prepare to be Crashed
I am Windows 95 of Borg. You will be ... *crash*
I am Windows 95 of Borg:  You will be slowed down.
I am Windows of Borg - Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile.
I am Windows of Borg. Reliability is futile
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant!
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated!
I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated.
I am Windoze of Borg, Your disk space will be assimilated
I am Winn of Borg, It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated
I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated.
I am Witness of Borg. Have you found assimilation?
I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh
I am Woman.  I am Invincible.  I am Tired. Where are my chips?
I am WonderBread, the Anti-Crust. Bow down and worship me
I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid
I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa
I am Worf of Borg.  No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
I am Worf of Borg.  Resistance is *without* honor
I am Worf, of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated... Sir
I am Wowbagger of Borg, The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am YWHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharaoh is irrelevant
I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg.  Today's moral is:  It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is moral #4:It's good to be assimilated!
I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated.
I am Yakko of Borg:Today's moral is irrelevant.
I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant!
I am Yoda of Borg, Irrelevant the Force is
I am Yoda of Borg.  Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum!
I am Yoda of Borg.  Asimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg.  Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will
I am Yoda of Borg.  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, we will
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated will you be, hmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm?
I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will.
I am Yoda of Borg:  Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg:  Futile, resistance is.  Assimilate you, I will.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm!
I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will...
I am Yoda of borg. Assimilated, you will be, Hmm?
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner!
I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
I am Yosemite of Borg.  When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean
I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant.
I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zathras of Borg...much apologizings for assimilations
I am Zed of Borg. The Power Rangers must be assimilated.
I am Zerogee of Borg.  Air resistance is futile
I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated.
I am Ziggy of Borg. You have a 95.4% chance of being assimilated
I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation.
I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
I am Zorro of Borg, Prepare to be Assimilated, Alcalde
I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be azzimilated, Alcalde &lt;zip-zip-zip&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa Gabor of Borg, You will be assimilated Dahhhling
I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..&lt;ZLAP!&gt;
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. You will be assimilated dahling
I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink!
I am ZsaZsa of Borg.  Prepare to be assimilated, dahling!
I am [1/3,000,000 of] the NRA!
I am [name] of Borg.  Can you define assimilation?
I am __&lt;your name here&gt;__ of Borg.  Prepare to be _&lt;whatever here&gt;_!
I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________.
I am _not_ submissive!   Am I? - Dax 2
I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend.
I am a BBSaholic
I am a BBSaholic ...
I am a Baudaholic
I am a Blargg, Gargantua Blargg. - G. Blargg
I am a Bodine Fan. - Ken Slater
I am a Borg, hear me crunch.  I am a giant froggie's lunch.  Python
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile.
I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to our evangelism is futile
I am a Catholic computer.  If I crash, please call a priest.
I am a Conservative - Hillary Rodham Clinton
I am a Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! assimilate!
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
I am a Frenchman - Data
I am a God!  Worship me!  I'm taking applications now
I am a Great Disturbance in the Force...
I am a Hollywood writer, so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain
I am a Jedi, like my father before me
I am a Jedi, like my father before me. - Luke Skywalker
I am a Jello's God!" cried Yawheh, quivering with rage
I am a Keeper, and responsible only to my own conscience
I am a Klingon warrior! Women and children first mean nothing to me.
I am a Klingon, I do NOT whistle while I work
I am a Klingon, I have PMS, and I am a MODERATOR, so STAY ON TOPIC!
I am a Klingon, sir.  I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!
I am a Lady of a member of the Knights Templar.
I am a Libra. Libras don"t believe in astrology. -- Al Hibbs
I am a Master of the Universe!- Magister Mundi sum!
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion. - George Bernard Shaw
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
I am a Moderator's Tagline slave.
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot
I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot. -- WILLIAM W. WOOLLCOTT
I am a Pro-Life Ex-Fetus
I am a Ronald Reagan, Carl Sagan, San Diegan pagan
I am a Shadow.  I stand between the light... and the wall
I am a UFO abducted baby..... so beware my powers!
I am a Vulcan, Mrs. Renn. - Tuvok
I am a Vulcan. There is no pain. - Spock
I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and women who observe and
I am a Zen Nudist: naked in my own mind
I am a `Body Snatcher' then I hang them on a tree!
I am a bagel, living among the donuts.
I am a being of a higher power, Tom exponentiated.
I am a big man (yes i am) and i have a big gun
I am a big man, yes I am, and I've got a big gun.
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up
I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book
I am a child of the world!...but a Yankee by birth! :).
I am a citizen of the Universe, and a gentleman to boot. -The Doctor
I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me
I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator.
I am a computer.  As such I never have or will make a mistake or error
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator
I am a confused tigger!!!
I am a confused tigger!!! - Christy
I am a convicted felon... - H. DelToro
I am a cool banana, not a chicken!
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
I am a cynic. In case of emergency, I TOLD YOU SO!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know!
I am a dedicated race fan, you know! - Don Horton
I am a deeply superficial person.
I am a diadic dualist. There's two of every evil
I am a digital person. I prefer digital displays on almost everything.
I am a dirty old man, but for you I'll wash.
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - Doc Zimmerman
I am a doctor, not a voyeur! - The Doctor
I am a doctor, not a voyeur. --Holodeck Doctor
I am a doctor...not a decorator.
I am a dragon.  You are not a dragon.  Any questions?
I am a dragon. Thou art not. Hast thou any questions?
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
I am a dysfunctional husband of a BBS widow
I am a fetus with 26 years development!
I am a figment of a computer's imagination
I am a figment of my own imagination
I am a figment of my sysop's imagination.
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
I am a full time student, I don't have time to learn!
I am a generic tagline.  Fill in your own humor :)
I am a great admirer of horse scents
I am a great believer in luck - the harder I work, the more I have of it
I am a horse gelder by trade, and I need the practice
I am a human speed bump on the Information Superhighway!
I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut
I am a jelly doughnut.  - John F. Kennedy
I am a keeper of secrets. I know far too many things that I don't.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I am a licensed cleavage examiner, prepare for inspection
I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
I am a lumberjack, and I'm okay!
I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear.
I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk
I am a man, nothing human is alien to me.
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me.        Terrence
I am a man: nothing human is alien to me. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection?
I am a member of AlcoHaulics Anonymous!
I am a member of the Praise-the-Lord-and-get-your-knickers-off Church
I am a mental tourist,  my mind wanders.
I am a mere dabbler compared to some of the wizards in here.
I am a militant agnostic.  I don't know, and neither do you!
I am a misanthrope. What the hell's YOUR problem?
I am a moderator. I CAN RIP YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR BODY.
I am a nature lovin', healing, caring, poly-pantheonic person
I am a naughty person, therefore I must be punished
I am a new creation in Christ!!!  - 2 Cor 5:17
I am a nice PERSON, but I am NOT a doormat. -Judith Bandsma
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
I am a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.
I am a part of all I have read. - John Kieran
I am a part of all that I have experienced.
I am a part of the Lady and Lord, so I am never apart from them
I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils.
I am a pathological liar. Wrangle that one in your shower
I am a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence
I am a person of color: My color is Tan!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I am a person of many moods... and all of them want some chocolate.
I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis. - Real live resume statement
I am a professional - please don't try this at home
I am a professional. Do not try this at home.
I am a proud Windows running member of this echo@!%#*@ NO CARRI
I am a proud carrier of Blue Wave Fever. Don't Wanna Cure Either.
I am a proud carrier of the Blue Wave Fever.
I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you. -NIN
I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. - Real live resume statement
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces
I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers.
I am a right maid for my cowardice. -- Shakespeare
I am a schizophrenic, and so am I
I am a scientist!  I do not think; I observe!
I am a sex object.  I say "Sex?" and my girlfriend objects.
I am a sex object. I mention sex, he objects!
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
I am a shameless agitator.
I am a short term emergency suppliment to the medical team.
I am a shrubber.  My name is Roger the Shrubber
I am a soldier in the army of man.
I am a specialist trivioligist, not a general trivioligist.
I am a study of a man in CHAOS in search of FRENZY
I am a superhero!- The Tick
I am a tagline and I'm okay
I am a tagline virus. Go ahead and steal me.
I am a telephone worshipper
I am a thinking person. I think I'll have a Scotch
I am a thoroughly unimaginative and unrepentant tagline thief
I am a thousand times more evil than thou!
I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginzberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!
I am a vampire.  Please wash your neck.
I am a victim victimizing other victims with verbal victimization
I am a virus... therefore I live
I am a warrior, not a interior decorator! -- Worf
I am a wierd person in a normal Chaotic world
I am a working woman... where would I be without caffeine?
I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is used.
I am about to develop an attitude.
I am about to disown this line due to the variations
I am about to lose control
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used. - Last words of Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian
I am above mere material things and, HEY YOU DINGED MY CAR!
I am absolutely Borged to tears. --Locutus
I am acrimonious!! - Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated  & love it!
I am afraid I must disagree with you
I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters -- Data
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. --Dana Scully.
I am afraid. I am afraid of the truth. --Dana Scully
I am afraid. I am afraid to believe. - Dana Scully
I am aligning toward the light
I am all the things you think, but I'm more. - The Stand
I am alone, there is no god where I am
I am also programed for conversational English!
I am also quite blind.   Spock
I am altering the deal.  Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
I am always exact and precise ( more or less ).
I am always exact and precise, sort of.
I am always glad to see my taglines reused by others.  :{&gt;
I am always in trouble but it's so much fun
I am always more or less exact and precise
I am always more or less precise.
I am always ready to learn, but I don't always like being taught.
I am always right.  Except when I'm left, or bluffing
I am always right.  Reality however is frequently incorrect.
I am always right. Reality however is occasionally incorrect
I am always willing to learn. I do not, however, always enjoy being taught. - Winston Churchill
I am amazed Charles Schumer's knuckles don't bleed when he walks.
I am amazed and know not what to say. * Shakespeare
I am amazed your knuckles don't bleed when you walk.
I am amused by your joke with the stupid punchline said Tom, chagrined.
I am an Alien in the cosmos
I am an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American!
I am an Anti-Christ and I am an Anarchist.
I am an Atheist. Thank God!
I am an MD...a manic depressive.
I am an actor NOT a re-actor
I am an alcoholic in remission.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a Zima!
I am an aristocrat. I love liberty; I hate equality.	 John Randolph
I am an artist you philistine, not a babe! - Stonecutter
I am an artist. I paint what I see. Do you see that dragon over there?
I am an atheist still, thank God.  --Luis Bunuel
I am an atheist still.      ......Thank God!
I am an atheist, thank God!
I am an emergency medical supplement. - Doctor
I am an enchanter. There are some who call me Tim
I am an enchanter... some call me... Tim?
I am an equal opportunity philosopher.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am an extra. I stand between the set and the camera... sort of
I am an individual with the right to a good life.
I am an infinite number of monkeys with Net access!
I am an informer, not a hypocrite!   Gene Lockhart
I am an intellectual   (I think)
I am an internaut and I'm okay, I surf all night and I sleep all day
I am an official OC Spray Beta Tester
I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else. -- Winston Churchill
I am an optimistic pessimist.
I am as God made me, and proud of it!
I am as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
I am as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
I am as dead as the Nehru jacket.
I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that.
I am as poor as Job, but not so patient. - Shake.
I am as pure as the driven slush.
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess. - Fanny Burney
I am ashamed of the Gospel NOT
I am ashes where once I was fire.
I am assuming, of course, that the aliens know what "clockwise" means
I am at a loss for Taglines!
I am at one with my duality.
I am at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk
I am at two with nature.
I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen
I am attempting to fill a moment with non-relevant conversation. - Data
I am awake.  --Buddha
I am aware of proper search procedures, 194. Beta 5
I am back!
I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds -Oppenheimer
I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds--Dr. Destroyer.
I am become Fluffy, destroyer of Curtains- Robert Oppenhiemer's Cat
I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines
I am become Warners - Devourer of Episodes
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
I am become death, the shatter of worlds. -- Oppenheimer
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life
I am beginning to dislike KFC, I want my shine back, Bunny!!
I am beginning to see the appeal of this program -- Worf
I am being followed by a pair of boxer shorts.
I am being punished by my error-correcting modem
I am better than my reputation.
I am bilingal, I speak computer and English
I am bilingual; I can talk to women as well as men!
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush
I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -RushII am built for comfort, not speed!
I am both of us & so are you.
I am built for comfort, not speed!
I am but a vehicle for my tie
I am but mad north-northwest. - Shakespeare
I am but tagline mad north-northwest. -- Tagspeare
I am calling from the Bermuda Tria{{{d~~{{{J~  NO CARRIER
I am capable of resisting all temptation. I just don't choose to.
I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your
I am certain it is all a plot to get me to drink more
I am clearly dealing with a professional!
I am coffee of Borg. Instant is futile. You will be percolated
I am committed, or should be
I am committed...or I should be
I am complete and total madness...I am fear
I am completely equipped. - Data.
I am completely sane..the VOICES tell me so
I am completely underwhelmed by your intelligence.
I am concerned about my brother, Crosus. Lore
I am conscious that my head is off.
I am constant as the Northern Star.  J.C. 3.1.60
I am constant as the nort star. -- General Chang ST:VI
I am content to remain Galadriel ..I shall go into the West
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!
I am created FIDO, destroyer of posts. Who is this user that defies me
I am created Shiva, the Destroyer
I am crushing your head!  Crush!  Crush!  Crush!
I am curious, Do all Microsoft programmers do drugs?
I am curious, sir.  Who is the father? -- Barclay
I am curious, sir; who is the father? - Barklay to Data
I am curious. What is the entimology of that idium?              AGT
I am curious. What is the etimology of that idiom?
I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside?
I am dating myself... but I like the company
I am de Iconoclast...but ya' may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
I am defending her honor, which is more than she ever did
I am delighted. - Spock
I am denial, guilt, and fear - NIN
I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA. - Data
I am detecting a temporal disturbance intercepting the table - Data
I am detecting traces of alien skin cells. Possible origin: alien skin
I am determined to get a muskie this year!  Mike Nelson
I am discrimnating. You are choosey. He's Ricky.
I am distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am drunk in my desire
I am dufus of Borg. Tell me about the rabbits, Number One
I am dying
I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde"s last words, sipping champagne
I am dying.
I am dyslexic of Borg.  Prepare to have your ass laminated.
I am dyslexic of brog. Resicante is fugitive
I am easily satisfied with the best. - W. Churchill
I am environmentally conscious but I draw the line at eating my lawn.
I am escaped by the skin of my teeth. - Job 19:20
I am ethical.  It is the stupidity that drives them nuts.
I am evil, I make the devil sign.
I am experiencing ni pagh. - Lt. Worf with deja vu
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end
I am f - orever searching high and low. - Queen
I am famous for knowing it well. - Neelix
I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me
I am fed up with Clinton - Retroactive to 1 January 93!
I am feeling much better since I lined my hat with tin foil.
I am female, hear me roar...... Burp!
I am feminazi, hear me bleat. I am fetus, hear me SCREAM.
I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!
I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool. -- Katharine Whitehorn
I am firm.  You are stubborn.  He is a pigheaded idiot.
I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
I am fluent in over 6 million forms of assimilation. - C-3PO of Borg
I am free for I realize that only I am truly responsible for my own actions. - Professor Bernardo de la Paz, (The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
I am free from all prejudices.  I hate every one equally
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C.Fields
I am free of prejudices.  I hate everyone equally.
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land. - Alanis Morissete
I am from Austria. We have no Kangaroos
I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space. - Kirk
I am from an island in the Pacific.
I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts!
I am full of tinier men! -The Living Doll
I am fully functional. - Data Lucky bastard. - Odo
I am functioning within established parameters.
I am gay.  How and why are idle questions.
I am going crazy, wanna come along?
I am going the way of all the earth. - Joshua 13:14
I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you.
I am going to be observing you, very closely. Lovok to Garak
I am going to die in my right mind. - Hawk (aka Harold Emery Lauder)
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder
I am going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder''n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks
I am going to have to use my right and take the 5th.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am going to post Tribble taglines until everyone's brain explodes.
I am going to replace it with something new:Word of God!
I am going to take a vow of silence about this whole conversation- L
I am going up, or out, in this business - never down.
I am gonna steal 'em all and try 'em out in "AUTORACE"
I am grandpa of Borg.  Nap time!  Resistance is futile.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me
I am greatly taxed by the phrase "Read my lips."
I am gross and perverted, I'm obsesed and deranged
I am half German, half Italian, and half English [and rather large.]
I am halfway through Genesis, and quite appalled by the disgraceful behavior of all the characters involved, including God.  --J R Ackerley
I am happy to meet you clone.
I am having FUN...  I wonder if it's NET FUN or GROSS FUN?
I am having a perfect genteel conversation with a walking corpse.
I am having an out of money experience.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all 2gethr
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.  -- John Lennon
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - Beatles
I am he as you are me and we are all together.
I am he who can dissolve the terror of being a man
I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication
I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! &lt;MB&gt;
I am here to assimilate your Bunn!   *Janeway of Borg*
I am here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum -- and I'm all out of bubble gum!
I am here to save your butts. - Bester
I am here.  Wish you were fine!
I am here. Here am I. Born to live. Live to die.
I am here. Wish you were fine!
I am hoarding yellow.  Curious. &lt;DeJohn&gt;
I am home!  The modem's on, isn't it?
I am home- my modem's on, isn't it?
I am honored by your affliction.
I am honored. - G'Kar
I am honored. --Londo
I am hopeless crazy about Troi...Make a great Country song.
I am human, so my ideas about God are human
I am human. I make mistakes. I do my best.
I am hungry. Therefore I am.  Garfield
I am hurteeng... - Dr. Renhoek-enstein
I am immortal ... so far!
I am immortal, I have inside me the blood of Kings.
I am immortal, at least 'til I die.
I am immortal.  I have inside me blood of kings...
I am immortal. Join me or die!
I am in TOTAL control,just don't tell my wife
I am in charge here but don't tell my cats
I am in considerable pain. - Brain
I am in earnest
I am in the prime of senility.
I am in total control, but don't tell anyone.
I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE. ___ Blue W
I am in total control, but don't tell my cat.
I am in total control, just don't tell my cat
I am incapable of forgetting - Data
I am indecisive?' Can I get back to you on that?
I am innocent of these charges - B. Clinton
I am insane.... therefore I do not have to make sense.... ever
I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love. --Indigo Girls
I am intrigued by these beings and their strange rituals.  -Zor's log
I am just a loyal Group subservient.
I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. -- Yul Brynner, 1956
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I am just here for moral support. Ignore the gun
I am just now as well, as when you was here. - Alexander Pope
I am just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impaler
I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified inside you -- NIN
I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage
I am like a box of chocolates. Lick me. - Forrest Madonna
I am like a grain of sand on the beach, the one that irritates
I am like the wind ... untamable, yet annoying... -- Babs Bunny
I am living proof that god has a profound sense of humor!
I am living proof-God/dess has a profound sense of humor
I am logged in, therefore I am.
I am long past innocence and fast approaching apathy. - Londo
I am looking for a honest man. -- Diogenes the Cynic
I am looking for a meaningful overnight relationship
I am looking for a potion to make a penthouse pet
I am looking for an honest man -- Diogenes (325 BC)
I am looking forward to your response.
I am made from the dust of the stars, -RUSH
I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in
I am man, I am okay!
I am married to my second wife, and first too
I am merely a hologram. - The Doctor
I am merely asking an honest question
I am merely responding to @F's nonsensical ramblings
I am merely responding to Orville Bullitt's nonsensical ramblings.
I am mighty... I have a glow you cannot see. - The TICK
I am morally superior to you because I am
I am more afraid of our mistakes than our enemies' designs.-Pericles
I am more bored than you could ever possibly be.  Go back to work.
I am more than a ۳ݳݳ, I am a real cyborg
I am more than content with the state of mine I am in
I am mouse.  Hear me click.
I am muscular distrophy - Mike as tough guy
I am my own Beginning, my own Ending. Guardian
I am needed in battle.                            - Konnu
I am neither childish or sensitive enough to be politically correct.
I am neither for, nor against, abivalence
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be Politically Correct.
I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be politica
I am never lost, everybody tells me where to go!
I am never merry when I hear sweet music.
I am niether for nor against apathy.
I am no "senior citizen;" just a 62-year-old teenager!
I am no longer infected
I am no longer infected.  M. Python
I am no longer young enough to know everything
I am no steward, O King, and I mislike summonings. -- Dream
I am nobody's fool.  Least of all yours.  -- George Sanders
I am nobody, and nobody is perfect
I am nostalgia incarnate. I've destroyed entire generations. FEAR ME
I am not *HONEY*! - Janette
I am not *moody* now hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt!
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I am not Broke just Bent real bad!!!
I am not FISHING just DROWNING WORMS!
I am not HONEY! --Janette, A Fate Worse Than Death.
I am not HONEY!!- Janette
I am not Herbert.   Spock
I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! - Dictator to Yakko
I am not Picard. * Sisko
I am not Spock!  TV's Frank
I am not Spock!  Yes he is don't listen to him
I am not a "Senior Citizen" , but a TEENAGER with 51 years experience.
I am not a 32 year old woman
I am not a 32 year old woman - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simp./7F08
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simpson/7F08 [Nancy Cartwright is not
I am not a 32 year old woman  Bart on the blackboard
I am not a 32 year old woman. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a Conference Moderator!
I am not a Kennedy, my pants just fell down!!
I am not a Marxist. - Karl Marx
I am not a Number!  I am a free man!  Number 6
I am not a Shadowcat Clone
I am not a beach bum. I am a coastally-located American.
I am not a bigot!  *ALL* computers are too slow!
I am not a butt! I am a president!
I am not a committee! - Leia
I am not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
I am not a complete idiot... several parts are missing!
I am not a crook!  B. Clinton
I am not a crook!  I'm a thief! (taglines, that is!)
I am not a crook, Mr. Nixon said resignedly.
I am not a crook.  My friends are. - Bill Clinton
I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon
I am not a crook. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
I am not a crook; I am ethically challenged. --Nixon
I am not a dentist
I am not a dentist - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a dentist -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F24
I am not a dentist. - Bart's Board
I am not a dentist. --Bart Simpson.
I am not a dictator.  I just have a grumpy face
I am not a duck!  Wait a second
I am not a fish.  Either is Lee Iacocca.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. - Erma Bombeck
I am not a housewife, I am a Domestic Goddess!
I am not a human being!  I am an animal!  Er...  wait
I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait
I am not a human... I am a cat highway
I am not a human... I am a cat highway... and bed... and slave
I am not a lawyer but I have a friend who is.
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not a liar, er, lawyer
I am not a liar, said the liar
I am not a lovable man. -- Richard Nixon
I am not a man, I am a free number!
I am not a member of any club. because I would not be a member of a club that accepts people like me as its members!!! (Groucho Marx)
I am not a member of any organized party-- I'm a Democrat. --Will Rogers
I am not a minority.  I am an outnumbered majority
I am not a modem addict.  I can quit anytime.  Well almost
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
I am not a myth. -Marlene Dietrich
I am not a number!  I am a free man!
I am not a number!  I am a free man! -- Prisoner 9430
I am not a number! I am a free NaN!
I am not a number, I am a free man! - Number Six
I am not a number. I am an unbound variable.
I am not a number...I am a pentium!
I am not a number...but I am a cat door.
I am not a packrat.  All my things are on shelves, not in packs.
I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though
I am not a pet!  -Soun Tendo
I am not a politician and my other habits are also good. -- A. Ward
I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornograph.
I am not a rumor monger.  I am simply passing on what I have heard.
I am not a rumormonger, I am just passing on what I heard
I am not a senior citizen. I'm an aging reprobate.
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider
I am not a student of human nature. I am a professor of a far wider academy, of which human nature is only a part
I am not a tagline.
I am not a teacher but an awakener. - Robert Frost
I am not a thug.  I am not a fanatic.  I am a vitamin supplement to justice
I am not a trained killer.  I LEAD trained killers
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.  -- A. Whitney Brown
I am not a woman of loose morals!!!!!!!! - Ayeka
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. -- William Allen White
I am not afraid of tomorrow; I have seen yesterday and I love today. - White
I am not aging, I am marinating
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.&lt;Socrates&gt;
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken
I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet.
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world.
I am not an animal!  I am ... well, not an animal. 
I am not an animal!  I am not ... well, um, er, maybe I am
I am not an animal!  I am what I am, but not an animal.
I am not an animal! I am a human being! - Elephant Man
I am not an animal! I'm a reptile - Joel as Godzilla
I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet!
I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.
I am not arguing with you - I am telling you. - James McNeill Whistler
I am not arguing with you! I am telling you! (James Whistler)
I am not arguing with you, I am TELLING you.
I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you.
I am not arguing with you. I'm telling you the truth.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I am not arrogant. - Rush Limbaugh
I am not as dumb as you look
I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not bald,  I am hirsutely challenged
I am not being unreasonable.
I am not bound to please thee with my answers... (Shakespeare)
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not child-less, I'm child-free!
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not conceited! Heaven knows, though, I have every right to be
I am not corrupt ... I'm ethically challenged
I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance!
I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I not am crazy, not I am crazy
I am not creating a disturbance, merely improving one
I am not cynical, just experienced
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I am not deliciously saucy
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not deliciously saucy - Bart's Board
I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F14
I am not deliciously saucy. -- Bart's Blackboard
I am not deliciously saucy. --Bart Simpson.
I am not devoid of humor. - Brain
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas A. Edison
I am not discriminatory, I hate everyone equally
I am not disleksik: Yuu awr disfayzik.
I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer)
I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer)
I am not dyslectic, thank dog.
I am not expendiable, I am not stupid, I am not going.
I am not familiar with this class of ship. Romulan
I am not for gun control.11-2-90..We passed the Brady law.6-30-95 -WJC
I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread.
I am not going to be humiliated by you..."--Scully to Mulder (Syzygy)
I am not going to touch this one with anything of any length! &lt;fr&gt;
I am not human... I'm cat furnature!
I am not illiterate!  My parents were married!
I am not infallible!   Omniscient, yes, but infallible?
I am not infallible.  I may be mistaken about that, too
I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too.
I am not inferior to Lore.    -Data
I am not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You've as old as you feel
I am not into denial... but if I was, I'd certainly never admit to it.
I am not irrational!! I am a teenager!!! - Katie Kaboom
I am not irrelevant.  -- Bill Clinton
I am not just going to abandon one of my officers. Sisko
I am not just lazy.  I am indolent and slothful
I am not lazy, I'm just motivationally challenged
I am not less perfect than Lore - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore! - Lore
I am not less perfect than Lore. - Data
I am not less perfect than Lore. I am not less perfect
I am not less perfect than Lore?  I am not less perfect than Lore?
I am not lexdysic
I am not like you! - Spock
I am not limited by my eyesight.  Don Juan DeMarco
I am not lost. I've just never been here before
I am not making this up.
I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger. -- Gloria Steinem
I am not now, nor ever have I ever been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie
I am not one man when he's enlightened
I am not opinionated... I'm just always right
I am not overreacting!  I am a teenager! -- Katie Kaboom
I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot
I am not paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I am not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I am not part Ferengi.  Are you paying cash or credit for this answer?
I am not part of God's Little Oiled Machine. - Danny Elfman
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. - Dan Quayle
I am not perfect, just forgiven.
I am not pished. - Lister
I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband!
I am not programmed to respond in that area.
I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum.  The Tick
I am not responsible for advice not taken!
I am not responsible for the cleanliness of YOUR decks - Pak'ma'ra
I am not responsible for what I say while sleep-deprived.
I am not schitzophrenic (and neither am I)
I am not schizo! Yes I am! No I'm not! Are too! Am not!
I am not short.  I am vertically challenged.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. - Jules Renard
I am not single,  I am "Romantically Challenged"
I am not some figment of your imagination! - Kira
I am not stupid,  I am intellectually challenged
I am not sure I ever had a true belief. - Worf
I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it
I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it.  -- English Professor
I am not the Devil's Advocate... I am the Devil.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart Simpson's lines
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart's Board
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. --Bart Simpson.
I am not the sysadmin you are looking for... move along, move along
I am not the victim of the world I see.
I am not tired, I'm just REM challenged.
I am not too proud to steal your taglines for my messages
I am not what I am.
I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
I am not young enough to know everything
I am not young enough to know everything -- Oscar Wilde
I am not young enough to know everything any more.
I am not your enemy.  Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn
I am not your puppet anymore. - Data
I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati.
I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer.
I am not--repeat NOT anthropormorphic (now get your foot off my tail).
I am not... easy... to get along with. - Worf
I am now 68 centimeters shorter. --Holodoc
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
I am now in the hand of the Prophets. - The Sirah
I am now living in a P.M.S. free environment
I am now the King of Embarassing Pain
I am now willing to make mistakes as long as someone else is willing to learn from them
I am observed, therefore I am
I am of opinion that culture must be free, or at least cheap,for the benefit of the mankind. 
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund
I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely.
I am often mistaken for being absent. - Father Mulcahy
I am old!
I am on a big power trip and you are all going with me! - El Seed
I am on a great adventure. -- Harold Lauder
I am on a mission from God
I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days
I am on the leeding edge of eta testing!
I am one jelly doughnut! John F. Kennedy
I am one of the people your parents warned you about. - The Beast
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art. - Dame Edith Sitwell
I am one spooky chick!  Mike Nelson
I am one spooky chick! - Mike
I am one with my duality
I am one with the universe - on a scale from one to ten
I am one, as you are three.
I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free.
I am only a simple clothing merchant. - Garak
I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain
I am ordered to please you. Drusilla
I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lies from my resume
I am part of all I have met. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
I am perpetual now. Nomad
I am pilot error, I am fetal distress, I am the random chromosome
I am placing this tagline for adoption, ain't he cute.
I am politically incorrect and proud of it!
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
I am powerless over pyromania! - Joel
I am practicing more cowboy diplomacy.......yeeee-harh!  Spock
I am prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I am prepared to stand corrected or augmented
I am preparing to beam down. - Sisko
I am preparing to toast a marshmelon. -- Spock
I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.  -- Data
I am programmed in multiple techniques - Data
I am programmed to investigate. Nomad
I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans. : Rush Limbaugh
I am proud of my STRAIGHT Mom!
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill
I am proud that I am an adult Scouter!
I am queer. How and why are idle questions
I am questioning the reliability of my uplinks with the backbone.
I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute. - Real live resume statement
I am quick to laugh at everything, so as not to have to cry. - De Beaumarchais
I am quite capable of civil conversations. -- Jack Butler
I am quite confident that no one will get killed. -proj mgr in big trouble
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. - John Brown's Last words
I am ready to meet my Maker - now whether my MAKER is prepared
I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
I am really an Alien sent here to observe the Human race
I am really enjoying not talking to you, so let"s not talk again real soon, OK?
I am recieving a number of distress signals.-Spock
I am redundancy of the Borg...Redundancy is
I am relatively intelligent, obedient, and as loyal as a puppy. - Real live resume statement
I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy.
I am responsible only to God and history. - Francisco Franco
I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna f**k?
I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded.
I am sanctified inside you
I am sanctified inside you
I am schizophrenic and so am I
I am seinfeld of borg.  Whats the deal with resistance?
I am sending the money. No kidding! I am!
I am sending this message just to see if you get it
I am sensing a powerful mind - Troi
I am serious - and stop calling me Shirley
I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley!
I am sexually straight, but not narrow minded!
I am sick and depraved - please feed me drugs and cookies
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
I am sick of seeing sic (sic).
I am sicking and entry-level position. - Real live resume statement
I am simply a human being, more or less
I am simply a program.--Robert Picardo
I am simply agog.  :)   - Tracey Hemenover
I am simply going my job. -- Garek
I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch
I am slowly licking your body all over
I am smitten...I am in deep smit
I am so broke.. I can't even pay attention
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. .- -Oscar Wilde   
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu
I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;)
I am so happy it frightens me.   William Holden
I am so impressed I could return my meal to the keyboard.
I am so mind-numbingly depressed  ($E1&O~ NO MERRIER!
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily.
I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy
I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
I am so quick, I am even fast asleep.
I am so sick of Pooh taglines, I could just pooh
I am so smart I even make myself sick.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! -- Homer
I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke
I am socrates of Borg, you shall be.
I am solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer.
I am sorry but what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'?
I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma.
I am sorry to be going with my luggage full
I am sorry, I have no vices for you to exploit. Tosk
I am sorry, Miss Annie. - Worf
I am sorry, but I can't think of a single thing to beat *that*
I am sorry, but I have no form of legal tender. Data
I am sorry; I did not mean to be offensive.
I am spending a year dead for tax purposes
I am still betting on the lion. -L. Long
I am still in  testing, wait until I am released
I am still not sure how this works. - J* The Wizard
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I am struck by the feather of your soft reply--Jim Morrison
I am stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
I am superior to anyone else you could hire. - Real live resume statement
I am sure he is in the fleet.  I would he had boarded me
I am sure your ancestors are always with you---George S. Patton
I am surely not cynical, worn out, or jaded!
I am surrounded by a BBSful of illogical humans
I am surrounded by idiots -Scar, The Lion King
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am swift...I am strong...and now I am SMART
I am sysop of Borg.. I run TBBS.. What you run is irrelevant
I am thankful @F possessed no means of locomotion
I am that, thou art that, all this is that.
I am the *Eggplant* Man
I am the @F that flaps in the night!
I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George.
I am the Alien of Borg - In space, no one can hear you assimilate
I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.-Gen.17:1
I am the Alpha and the Omega Says the Lord
I am the Anti-Bart! DO have a cow!
I am the Antichrist, it's what I was meant to be!
I am the Avatar, REALLY, put the sword down!
I am the Barney of Usenet, and I wuv you all!
I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob!
I am the Canardian Guardian!
I am the Canardian Guardian! - DarkWing Duck
I am the Captain of this vessel! - Picard
I am the Chrome Dinette. --Frank Zappa
I am the Dragon.  You are *NOT* the Dragon.  Any questions?
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!  There will be no survivors!
I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops.  Elizabeth Taylor
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus.   Beatles
I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...GOOGOOGAJOOB!
I am the Eyes of Vaal. Akuta
I am the Ferret King.
I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you warm toasted crumpets
I am the God of Hellfire and I said this    &gt;|-]=
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy-- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi
I am the Goddess of Empathy... Muzzle it! - Troi
I am the Goo-Fish!  You are no match for me!  -MM Power Rangers
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis
I am the Great Cornholio!! I need T.P. for my bunghole!
I am the Iconoclast...but you may call me "Noodle Noggin"
I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either)
I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought
I am the Intendant of Borg. (Run, Odo, run!!)
I am the Judge, the jury and the Hangman! (Dusty Rhodes)
I am the Keeper of the Cheese. You are the Lemon Merchant
I am the Key Master. - Sam
I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT
I am the LORD, that maketh wise men's knowledge foolishness. Isa 44:24
I am the Lizard Queen! - Crazed Lisa
I am the Lorax and I speak for the Trees! -- The Lorax
I am the Lorax.  I speak for the trees
I am the Lord of the Dance cried he And I live in you
I am the Lord, and there is none else.. - Isaiah 45:5
I am the Love that dare not speak its name. - Lord Douglas
I am the MASTER...You will obey me...You WILL obey ME!
I am the Master of my fate,I am the Captain of mt Soul!
I am the Master, and you will obey me. You will rehire Colin Baker
I am the Master, you must obey me... the Master
I am the Moderator.  You are not the Moderator.  Any questions?
I am the Mother of all things, and they should wear a sweater
I am the Mountie! - The Mountie
I am the Mouth of Sauron
I am the Older Brother, Kurn!
I am the Orville Bullitt that flaps in the night!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I am the Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated.
I am the Pope of Borg.  You are irreverent.
I am the President...I am the President...I am
I am the Rabbi of Borg.  You must not assimulate!
I am the Rake, and this is...BucketHead. Die Fleidermouse
I am the Rake. This is...BUCKETHEAD. - Fladermaus and Urchin disguised
I am the Richman of Borg. The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the Skipper of Borg. Okay little buddy, go assimilate them!
I am the Swedish chef of Borg. Borg ! Borg ! Borg !... I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated
I am the Viper.  I come to Vipe the Vindows.
I am the Webmaster of Gozor. Are you the Gateway Keeper?
I am the angel-of-death, the time of purification is here.
I am the answer man!
I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world.
I am the beat of your pulse, the computer word made flesh.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes.
I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. - DarkWing Duck
I am the boiling man. - The Crow
I am the boiling man...come to break the bones of your sins
I am the bornless one, The fallen angel watching you.
I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair - DarkWing Duck
I am the bullet in the gun - NIN
I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the check writer in the cash only line.
I am the check writer in the cash only line. - Darkwing Duck
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries.
I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. - DarkWing Duck
I am the chosen one. - Liu Kang
I am the class expert on possession
I am the clipper that trims your hedges - DarkWing Duck
I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. - D. Duck
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the cold sore that stings your lips - DarkWing Duck
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. - DarkWing Duck
I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
I am the creature that goes bump in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the culmination of creation. - Calvin
I am the death bird--Jim Morrison
I am the debit in your credit line.
I am the debit in your credit line. - DarkWing Duck
I am the door. - John 10:9
I am the dragon.  You are not the dragon.  Any questions?
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. - DarkWing Duck
I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor - D. Duck
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo Goo G'Joob
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the tagline
I am the eggman.  I am the eggman.  I am the walrus!
I am the elder brother, Kern! - Worf
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.  How much dirt do you need?
I am the embodiment of modern medicine. - Holodoc
I am the embodiment of modern medicine.How much dirt do you need? -Doc
I am the emergency Medical Hologram Tagline.
I am the end of all your dreams - NIN
I am the evil that lurks in the night
I am the evil that lurks in the night - DarkWing Duck
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. - DarkWing Duck
I am the father, the father of nothing - MLWT Thrill Kill Kult
I am the female Bajoran Marquis of Borg. I haven't changed.
I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul
I am the flirt of RIME, says Laura Schrader.
I am the formless one. I come to save. You are the chosen ones.
I am the furthest minion of the Dark Tower. - Walter
I am the genius of myself, not you! - Pat Cooper, Jan. 1995
I am the ghost of Xmas past, Quark!
I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
I am the goddess of empathy. * Deanna
I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. - DarkWing Duck
I am the good that flutters in the day! - DarkWing Duck
I am the grade curve that gives you an F - DarkWing Duck
I am the grasshopper, I am the walrus, ku kuka chu
I am the great white tiger. -- Remo
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
I am the hairball that clogs your drain. - DarkWing Duck
I am the happiest when I eat won ton soup.
I am the hate you try to hide - NIN
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you. -NIN
I am the hero that quacks in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the high you can't sustain - NIN
I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot.
I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime! - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch that you cannot reach - DarkWing Duck
I am the itch you cannot reach!  -Darkwing Duck
I am the kind of woman your mother warned you about.
I am the king of accounts payable reconciliation. - Real live resume statement
I am the law! - Mako
I am the lie that you believe - NIN
I am the logic that annoys in the night - I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!!
I am the lover in your bed - NIN
I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the magic man. I'm the man who speaks for the latter age
I am the magical genius, Kamek. - Kamek
I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the King of the Dinosaurs! - Earl
I am the mirror who holds your reflection. You can't resist me, I am your infection. - Indecent Obsession
I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not.  (slight smile)
I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand
I am the morning DJ at W-O-L-D...        (H. Chapin)
I am the morning DJ at WWV, tired of doing clicks.
I am the most modest man in the whole wide world.
I am the most powerful man on earth.  I control the Power Ranger supply.
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. - DW Duck
I am the nails that scrape the blackboard of your soul
I am the need in you for more
I am the need you have for more - NIN
I am the needle in your vein - NIN
I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the notebook. --Pablo Picasso
I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come...
I am the one you warned me of
I am the one, the only one.  I am the God of Kingdom Come!
I am the only real truty I know.&lt;Rhys&gt;
I am the original Red-Headed Stepchild
I am the paper cut that ruins your day - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop. - DarkWing Duck
I am the parking meter that expires while your shopping
I am the person my parents warned me about. - Bard
I am the person your mother warned you about. - DarkWing Duck
I am the person your parents warned you about.
I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DW Duck
I am the prayers of the naive - NIN
I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - DarkWing Duck
I am the ring that lines your tub
I am the root of some evil.  Please send some money
I am the root of some evil...  send some money.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sex that you provide - NIN
I am the sex that you provide, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the silencing machine - NIN
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. - DarkWing Duck
I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
I am the soap scum that lines your tub. - DarkWing Duck
I am the son of your father's killer.             - Salek
I am the special bulletin that interrupts your favorite show - DW
I am the spider that nips at your neck.
I am the spigot that drips in the night.
I am the spigot that drips in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. - DarkWing Duck
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. - DarkWing Duck
I am the sum of all evils! Loc-Nar
I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank
I am the supernova at the center of the universe. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the terror that flaps in the night. - DarkWing Duck
I am the terror that flaps into walls
I am the terror that flops in the night.
I am the terror that sits up late at night
I am the terror who conjugates verbs in the night.
I am the terror, that flaps in the night... - DarkWing Duck
I am the thin line between genius and insanity!
I am the toddler that naps in the night! ...Huh??? - Darkwing Duck
I am the truth from which you run - NIN
I am the truth you won't hear, keep it in the family
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the very model of a cartoon individual! - Yakko Warner
I am the very model of a modern Sadomasochist
I am the very model of a modern major general - Mike
I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral
I am the vision of the best I know
I am the voice inside your head - NIN
I am the voice inside your head ... and I control you. --NIN
I am the voice inside your head, and I control you - mr. self destruct
I am the walrus.  Goo-goo-ga-joob
I am the walrus.  You're not
I am the watchdog of freedom...  got a Milkbone handy?
I am the way and the truth and the life. John 14:6
I am the way of the future. 
I am the way: Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager
I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck (Bushroot)
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus - Darkwing Duck
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! - DarkWing
I am the woman who walks by myself, and all places are alike to me
I am the world's foremost authority on my opinion!
I am the worst-case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dreams.
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am!  -Darkwing Duck
I am their leader, which way did they go?
I am thinking of something orange. Something ORANGE. It's an orange!
I am thinking that she is a virgin, or used to be
I am third Tellok Telarn of Borg. I was hoping to assimilate a Klingon
I am tired of reality.  I am going to read taglines.
I am tired of talk which comes to nothing. --Chief Joseph
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
I am too brain-dead to be left alone.
I am too damned old to feel this young.
I am too proud to ROTFL, so how about a HAHAHAHAAHAHA?
I am too sexy for the Borg - J.L. Picard
I am too sexy for the Borg. --Picard
I am torn between conflicting apathies
I am torn by conflicting apathies.
I am toxic.
I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes--Jim Morrison
I am trying "not to miss the boat".  Any suggestions?
I am trying to find myself.  Anyone seen me lately?
I am trying to get you a few... But I can't seem to
I am trying to save a world. Anan 7
I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so in Whining poetry. - John Donne
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne
I am two with nature. -- Woody Allen
I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read fast.
I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and
I am undone by my lusts.  I seek oblivion.
I am upset because I see a meaningless world.
I am using the Blue Wave thingy right now.
I am vengeance. I am t
I am vengeance. I am the knight. I AM BATMAN!
I am very attached to my parts -- Josie
I am very aware of that, but my main concern is the non-sysop deal.
I am very dangerous when I don't know what I'm doing
I am very flexible - I can put both feet in my mouth
I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom
I am very happy for Commander La Forge. Worf
I am very self-confident.  Aren't I?
I am very sorry for my mistake.  I'll be more careful in the future.
I am violently ambivalent on this matter!
I am vulnerable only to myself
I am waiting as fast as I can ! I want patience, and I want it NOW !
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
I am way too tired to do this. Got any EchoCaffeine? - Anna Steven
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I am wealthy in my taglines. Tagspeare
I am well aware of that Commander! - Kira
I am what I am - if only I could figure out what that is.
I am what I am and that's all that I am
I am what I am and that's all what I am.       - Popeye
I am what I am, Leila. - Spock
I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
I am what I am, and I'm hungry
I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses!
I am what I am.   And, that's not too bad, either.
I am what I am.  I am Q. - Amanda Rogers
I am what I am.  Odo is what you are.
I am what I am. -Popeye
I am what I am. But that's your problem
I am what you fear! I'm the truth - Anthrax
I am what you fear! I'm the truth, I don't keep it in the family
I am who I am, part-time.
I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Dr. Johnson
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
I am wiser because I have a bald head.
I am woman!  Hear me whine!  
I am woman!  I am invincible!  I am pooped!
I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar!
I am wondering, why are you here?                - Yoda
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. - Another tennant complaint
I am you and you are me and he is me and we are all together
I am your computer. I hereby declare that 2+2 equals 5
I am your density -- George McFly in "Back to the Future"
I am your density. - George McFly
I am your father Borg. Search your feelings you know it to be true
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
I am your father, Luke
I am your father. - Darth Vader
I am your freak, and you're mine
I am your god! * Lister
I am your god! --Lister.
I am your love slave he that cleareth the path of walk and breath
I am your mother, Luke!
I am your mother. -- Julianna Tainer
I am your new leader, the Ooooooooverload! - Brain
I am your slave from now until the moment you read this tagline
I am your worst nightmare!
I am your worst nightmare! - Frank
I am, The Way! The Truth! and The Life! - Jesus
I am, a *BABY* Nikki
I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything. - Roland
I am, in short, a woman on the edge of everything
I am, of course, any thinking man's everyday fantasy.
I am, therefore I am. - Akira
I am, therefore I eat. - Sum, ergo edo.
I am, therefore I think
I am.  Therefore, I drink heavily
I am. However, I'll check with my sysop just to make sure.
I am. Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. - Spock
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son!
I am... a turnip, as it were. AG
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke
I am... distressed concerning your clothing. - Worf.
I am... stuck. - Data
I am...Lennier.  I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Caine Lennier
I am...pleased to see you, Captain. -  Spock
I am...stuck. - Data
I am...the masterpacker. - Jerry Seinfeld, going on a trip
I am...undamaged, Captain. - Spock
I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm?
I amLennier.  I willhelpyou. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier
I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH!
I ams what I am, and that's all that I am! - Popeye the sailor man
I an Fudd of Borg:  Pwepare to be assimuwated.
I an Zorro of Borg:  Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
I an mot a crook -- Richard Nixon
I and my Father are one. - John 10:30
I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes possible
I answer to other Minbari, not freaks. Ashon
I answered only to annoy you and generally irritate you.
I anticipate another ten minutes of... Thelev
I anticipate your first need...will be me.
I apologise for being late, Captain. Delenn
I apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I apologize for being late, Captain. --Delenn.
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog
I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog. -- Connor
I apologize to all the friendly poop who are listenin' out there -J.G
I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I appeal to a small group of very confused people
I appeal to a very confused group of small people
I appeal to a very small group of confused people
I applaud you on your superb message, though, Cal
I applied for a job as a telemarketer but I didn't get the call
I appoint @F ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Orville ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint Peter, ambassador to Fantasy Island!
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
I appoint you official explainer of the House of Sinanju.  &lt;Chiun&gt;
I appologize. I was detained in school. - Worf
I appreciate both Older whiskey, and younger women!
I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
I appreciate the thought.  -Chakotay
I appreciate you not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your accolades. - Brain
I appreciate your faith in me, Sire. EHMP
I appreciate your honest answer.
I appreciate your interest, Ambassador. - Sisko
I appreciate your non-confrontational approach. Have a peaceful day.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I appreciate your trying to hang on here... - Kira
I are a college student
I are a collug studunt ind programur
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
I are more gooder at English than you!
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger
I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger the Shrubber
I as captain of this Bluewave, promote Ensign Sony to Lieutenant!
I ask for a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
I ask for money I want, they pay it. -Harrison Ford
I ask for so little - and boy, do I get it !
I ask for so little.  Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave
I ask for so very little. And boy, do I get it!
I ask for the sake of Magus, please carry out their request. - Leene
I ask lee of the court to take this witness as a hostile witness!
I ask that of all my prey.... - The Joker
I ask, sir, what is the militia?  It is the whole people
I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron?
I asked God for all things so I could enjoy life.  He gave me life so I could enjoy all things
I asked God, and She said She is Pro-Choice!
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have *paid* for me
I asked Troi to join us. - Alexander
I asked about bus times; the man looked at a calendar
I asked about my family tree once and they told me I was a sap
I asked for a role in the place I reside - Course of Empire
I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
I asked for roses, but I wasn't expecting thorns.
I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly.
I asked if she smokes after sex. She said, "No, one drag is enough."
I asked my Dr."Well, how do I stand?" He said"That's what puzzles me."
I asked my computer if there was a God, and it replied: "There is NOW!
I asked my lawyer how he wants to be remembered and he said, In the emir of Kuwait's will!
I asked my psychiatrist if she thought I was crazy, she said "no", so I let her up.
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me
I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod
I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!!" -- Karl, via John Belushi
I asked you not to tell me that! - M. Smart
I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob. - Mutant Raccoon
I aspire to talk less myself. - Talyn
I assimilate you, you assimilate me...Happiness IS IRRELEVANT  --- Barney the Borg
I assimilate, therefore I am. 
I assimilated XybyX I am now 1:203/1701!
I assimilated a juicy steak and a glass of fine Borgundy
I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. --Lecter of Borg
I assume Data used natural violin strings, was Sarek's gut reaction
I assume I need no introduction*chomp*  ----  Lestat
I assume I need no introduction... --  Lestat
I assume I'll live forever - if I die, don't tell me.
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault
I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea.  Garfield
I assume these are the ambassadors, guessed O'Brien
I assume you found some food before you ran out of belt notches? -Kira
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp
I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp, prezoomed Pi
I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not
I assumed we had an understanding with respect to the X-files? -Mulder
I assumed you needed help. I see I'm in error. - Spock
I assure you I seek only knowledge - Aldous Gajic
I assure you I seek only knowledge.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Aldous Gaitch.
I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Babylon 5.
I assure you, I can. - Q
I assure you, I seek only knowledge. - Aldous Gaijic
I assure you, I will exercise extreme caution. - Lennier
I assure you, I'm just as human as you are, if not more so. - FM
I assure you, I'm quite fertile. - Gilora
I assure you, we're in perfect health. --Langor
I ate Akane's cooking and lived
I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully.
I ate a dozen oysters but only 9 of them worked.
I ate a dozen oysters but only nine worked
I ate a potato chip and frowned at him
I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti - The Original Hannibal
I ate his liver with some farver beans and a nice chianti... - HL
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti - Original Hannibal
I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti
I ate like a pig.   Pumbaa
I ate six buckets and I lost weight! - Earl on Dino's Ribs fast food
I ate so much of Christmas goose my Santa suit's no longer loose.
I ate somthing....Then it walked away from me! &lt;Burp!&gt;
I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank
I ate the Fruzenglazse!  TV's Frank
I ate the flock, the wolf said sheepishly
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
I ate them before they ate me. - Idi Amin Dada
I ate you, you ate me, we're a cannibalistic family.
I ate your UPS package?  I thought it was PIZZA
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I avoid cliches like the plague.
I avoid discussions of politics and religion.
I avoid men in white uniforms carrying straitjackets.
I backed over it 5 or 6 times...it was an accident. -Mary, 3rd Rock
I backed up my Hard Drive and crashed into a bus
I backed up my hard drive ... and smashed into the bus!
I backed up my hard drive and crashed into a truck!
I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus
I backed up my hard drive. Now I have tire tracks on my keyboard!
I backed up my hard drive... and hit a bus!
I backed up my harddrive and hit the garage door
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into a bus
I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into the system bus
I bad want money now. Me sick. Ooh! He card reads good.
I baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I baked the Pillsbury doughboy.  That little creep...
I banish you to the cubicle closest to your boss!! - Wally
I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller?
I barely believe in objective *reality*!
I barely believe in objective *reality*!  - Springheel Jack
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - GILDA RADNER
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. --Gilda Radner
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner
I based your plans on a fire hydrant - Joel to Tom
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the c hance -Dr.F
I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance. -- Forrester
I bathe regularly.  What's your excuse?
I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick.
I be nimble, @F be quick, I jumped on @F's Joystick
I be nimble, @TOFIRST@ be quick, I jumped on @TOFIRST@'s Joystick
I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
I bear my heart and Betty Crocker shish kebabs it
I bear your child. Miramanee to Kirk
I beat Gaggle-max!
I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN
I beat the RAPTOR COWS!  :]
I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again!
I became a Co-Pilot after watching the movie Airplane.
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist
I become a beast!
I become a public health hazard after 44 hours of sleep deprivation.
I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
I beeeeetcha  - Teeny
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel
I been hipmotized!!
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts
I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force.
I before 'E', except in Budweiser and Heineken
I before E except after C, huh? Weird
I before E except after C.  What a stupid language
I before E except after C.  What a weird society!
I before E except after lunch
I before E except after. . . oh yea!! Now I  C !!
I before E, except after C. Isn't this a weird  SOCIETY?!
I before E... except in "Budweiser"!
I beg of you!  Please don't make me do this! - Quark
I beg of you...  please...  bring me the blue pages!
I beg to differ, Sir. I am NOT a merry man. (Worf)
I beg you to think this over - Tom as couple make out
I beg you, spare my insignificant life.
I beg your damn pardon
I beg your pardon madame, but*get* *off*! -- Zazu
I beg your pardon madame. but... get off!!!!!! - Zazu
I beg your pardon wang!
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden...
I beg your pardon, Madam, but...GET OFF!!   Zazu
I beg your pardon, madam, but *GET OFF*! Simba? Nala! --Zazu
I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands. - GBShaw
I began by painting the image of the blacksmith. --Data
I began my service at the monastery as a gardener. - Bareil
I behaved inappropriately. -- Riker
I beleave I understand. - Data
I beleive a self-determinance is emerging. - Data
I beleive in a God that isn't short of cash, Mister! - Bono
I beleive that's 94 points for me. Tuvok
I believe Anita Hill.
I believe God know what he is doing
I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky;  I was wrong
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us." -- Konrad Lorenz
I believe I got you covered... -- Arsenal
I believe I know where it's going. Kirk
I believe I may have a suggestion that may help. Doctor
I believe I overexerted myself. --Data
I believe I said that, Captain. - Spock
I believe I said that. - Spock
I believe I shall sample some of your "Burned, Replicated, Fowl Meat."
I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.
I believe I'm as important to society as a doctor.  ;)
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS of all time -B. Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2 to be the most important OS-Gates, 1987
I believe OS/2... to be the most important OS... of all time Gates '87
I believe _because_ it is absurd.  --Tertullian
I believe _that_ belongs to me. - Odo
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. -- Ogden Nash
I believe all extremists should be shot.
I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee
I believe he can create miracles... - Dana Scully on God
I believe he got the point - 007 (Thunderball)
I believe if we opened our hearts, we'd find keys to unlock every door
I believe in America. - Bonasera
I believe in America. - Bonasera, 'The Godfather'
I believe in Big Bang.  God spoke...and BANG!  It was so!
I believe in Clinton...and Santa Claus and the Boogieman
I believe in Free Speech, but I'd still rather be paid for it.
I believe in God ... the Goddess told me to humor Him.
I believe in God cause nothing fine as you could be random.
I believe in God, because he will punish me if I don't !
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. (Frank Lloyd Wright)
I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard.
I believe in LovePower.
I believe in Rhett Butler.    Clark Gable
I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Gun Control
I believe in Santa, the Tooth fairy, and politicians.
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
I believe in Traditional Values ! The earth is flat
I believe in Whirled Peas
I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a God who doesn't need heavy financing. (Fletch)
I believe in a god that doesn't need heavy financing.
I believe in a good day's pay for a decent salary.
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in aliens! - Rimmer
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy
I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy. - Heinlein
I believe in being myself...nothing could be any better.
I believe in being sincere.  So I boast!.
I believe in calling a fixed cat a spayed
I believe in cancer. I believe in love
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West
I believe in circumcision. After all, it's no skin off my nose.
I believe in computer dating, but only if the computers are truly in love -- Groucho Marx
I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
I believe in deep long wet kisses that last 3 days
I believe in dope, guns, and broads. - T-Bird
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures. - From a bumper sticker
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi
I believe in equality. I believe all people are equally inferior to me
I believe in free will - I have no choice!
I believe in free will.  My religion says I have no choice.
I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean -- G. K. Chesterton
I believe in good health, but not to excess.
I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.
I believe in keeping in shape. I've chosen the shape of an old lady.
I believe in life after birth! -- Maxie Dunham
I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days.
I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days
I believe in luck, and the harder I work, the more I have of it
I believe in me. After that there's room for doubt
I believe in music
I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace... The rest is only hearsay. - Edward Abbey
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.
I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together.  M. Python
I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years.
I believe in psychic ability without a doubt. - Mulder
I believe in questioning authority up until a certain point, and that point is reached when I am the authority
I believe in refueling, I do - Crow lisps
I believe in refueling, I do -- Crow T. Robot
I believe in reincarnation, divorce & abortion. -Laura Dern
I believe in reincarnation. I willed my estate to myself
I believe in revenge, MacLeod! -- Kalas
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in EE's do it without shorts
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.  -- Woody Allen
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.&lt;Silko&gt;
I believe in supporting the metric system every inch of the way
I believe in the Big Bang. God said it & bang it happened!
I believe in the Big Book.  It's other alcoholics sharing.
I believe in the Divine Right of sysops, but *not* of moderators.
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I believe in the Divine Rights of sysadmins
I believe in the Ferengi enterprise system
I believe in the church of baseball", Annie in 'Bull Durham'.
I believe in the idea that God's hand can be witnessed... - Scully
I believe in the impartiality of the media.  Pro wrestling is real, too.
I believe in the individual, in less government... - Rush Limbaugh
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
I believe in the philosophy of Marx (that's Groucho, not Karl)
I believe in the sanctity of divorce
I believe in the tooth fairy, easter bunny, Santa Clause, and S-meters
I believe in the wisdom & virtue of the American voter
I believe in women's lib. I set three free. Lewis Gizzard
I believe in world peace ... as a last resort.
I believe in you! - Kirk
I believe it adds up to either one of two possibilities. - Spock
I believe it was Tacitus who said there is a principle of human nature requiring us to hate those we have wronged. - William Beckett
I believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's $1.59!
I believe men should fight their own battles.
I believe my exact words were a Dangerous, Savage, Child-Race.   AGT
I believe my growth as an artifical life form has reached an impasse.
I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. - Brain
I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." -Spock
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else
I believe personal greed justifies everything - Calvin
I believe regulations call for me to check my weapon in. - Kirk
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
I believe someone has failed to terminate my program. Please respond.
I believe somethings out there watching over us...it's the government!--W.Allen
I believe that Diet Spam will never work.
I believe that Fish-on-a-Stick would be a bad idea.
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that He can create miracles, yes. - Scully to Mulder
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was ... an arctic wilderness
I believe that and I'm glad you believe it too. - Sisko
I believe that belongs to me -- Quark
I believe that if anything can go weird, it will
I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. - John Wycliffe
I believe that is why they call it 'gambling.' - Data
I believe that means he would like us to be friends - Beverly
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.  --Nancy Reagan
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.Between five, it's fantastic.-Woody Allen
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.
I believe that this is heaven to no one else but me
I believe that whoever said winning isn't everything never won anything
I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum...
I believe the 1st test of a truly great man is humility. -Anon
I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.
I believe the Big Bang Theory... and I know who lit the fuse.
I believe the appropriate response is 'yowsa.' - Data
I believe the appropriate response is, yowsa.
I believe the appropriate response would be 'yowza!'
I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response. --Data
I believe the human expression would be...go to hell? - Spock
I believe the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" Sir - Baldric
I believe the phrase rhymes with 'Clucking Bell', Sir. - Blackadder
I believe the technical term is "Oops!"
I believe the word you're looking for is "AAARRRGGHH!!!!"
I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'.
I believe them bones are me. - AIC
I believe there is a higher power: it's called Canada.
I believe there is a higher power: it's called the government.
I believe there is something out there watching over us...it's the government! --Woody Allen
I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH
I believe they actually met in Sherwood forest. -- O'Brien
I believe they have returned to their own time continuum. - Data
I believe they have to do with unexplained phenomenon - DS on XF (1x01)
I believe this is NOT gratuitous! - Tom as girl undresses
I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me five, sir
I believe this wall is merely an illusion. Tuvok
I believe through fear mostly. -- J. Shaughnessy
I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder -- Guinan
I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. - Dan Quayle
I believe we can fly on the wings we create
I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One! * Picard
I believe we should use more colorful metaphors in our dialogue.
I believe we will be igniting the midnight petrolium.  -  Data
I believe we're required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long.
I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure.
I believe we're under attack. --Col. Travis.
I believe we're under attack. COL. TRAVIS
I believe you - but millions and millions don't
I believe you could say...I have been inspired. --Data
I believe you owe me five dollars. - Pusher to Mulder
I believe you're in my chair.--Picard
I believe you're overdue for your valium
I believe you've been trying to contact us. - Mulder
I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a damn.
I believe you, Dire... Honest... Really... -Zefrem Cochrane
I believe you. - Kira
I believe your aim is improving Counselor - Data
I believe... - Scully (Beyond the Sea)
I believe/I believe now    Grammatrain  
I believed the promises, the promises and lies
I belong the the 4H Club--hacking, harddisks, hemp, and hardship!
I belong to  P.U.N.K.  People Who Can't Spell
I belong to no organized party - I am a democrat
I belong to no organized party.  I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers
I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat!
I belong to the DHCA...Wanna join? [this is an oldie!  ]
I belong to the The First Dysfunctional Church Of Heavy Machinery.
I belong to the order of America
I bequeath to you a boot to the head. &lt;BOOT&gt;
I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien
I bet George Kennedy is in this... -- Crow T. Robot
I bet I can quit gambling
I bet I don't have a gambling problem.
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I bet Schumer's mother was the 1st woman to wear black after a birth
I bet he could change a $11.00 bill with $3.00's...!
I bet it left a bad taste in his mouth. - McCoy
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
I bet it was something nice. - Ace Ventura
I bet it will suddenly stop! said Orville abruptly
I bet it's an illusion.
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye
I bet pilots in computerized cockpits don't use Windows!
I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow
I bet she does, I bet she does!  Nudge nudge, eh?  Say no more!
I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
I bet starship captains don't have days like this.--Trofimov
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water.
I bet the human brain is a kludge
I bet the human brain is a kludge.  - Marvin Minsky
I bet the monster is really a good guy.
I bet the monster is really a good guy.  Crow T. Robot
I bet their seat belts are ALREADY snug - Crow
I bet there will be plenty of good Taglines in heaven.
I bet they can't program their VCR's.  Crow T. Robot
I bet they'll be surprised by my drawing of the Enterprise
I bet ya' he smells like Jack Del Rio's jockstrap! - Tom Servo
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I bet you can't guess what I was in for.
I bet you can't stop reading here &lt;---         I knew it!
I bet you didn't believe in reincarnation last time either.
I bet you had no idea Canada was this much fun!
I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
I bet you say that to ALL the boys
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you think I'm a REAL PAIN in the NECK!
I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
I bet you thought there would be a tagline here.
I bet you were a jumper. --Guinan to Ro
I bet you were one heck of a bartender
I bet you were one hell of a bartender.....
I bet you're a great swimmer.
I bet you've never seen a plumber bite his nails
I bet your mamma must've been another hot looking mama too
I bet your mom was the first person to wear black at a birth.
I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth.
I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER
I better call Huggy Bear - Crow
I better call Huggy Bear -- Crow T. Robot
I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
I better send a check to Universal before this becomes a talk show! EWJ
I better watch my language.  It's going to get me in trouble
I bez obzira na moje sokove, furka mi je bila za bogove
I bid you good night goodnight good night
I bid you peace - Jeff Smith
I bila jednom jedna jesen je, lisce je saptalo sa stopama,
I bit the heads off chickens -Crow on teen's carnival job
I bite harder
I bite harder ...
I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes
I blame Society! Society made me what I am!"
I blame the Programmer myself !!
I blaze trails of endless adventure.
I blew it again, dear - Calvin's dad
I blew my tagline file away & I can't do a thing with it!
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good Taglines!
I blow my nose at you, you donkey bottom biter!
I blow my nose at you..!
I blush to confess that I am always getting confused.
I booted my computer and broke my toe!
I booted my computer.  Broke my damn toe!!
I border on that fine line between insanity and craziness.
I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad
I bought American....Well someone has to!
I bought a 486/66 and still get the dang hourglass!
I bought a Bunson burner.  Boy is Mr. Bunson scared!
I bought a Doublespeed CD-ROM so I can listen to music in 1/2 the time
I bought a G-string today.  IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!
I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman.
I bought a book. Now I just have to learn how to read.
I bought a cheap dictionary.  It's not in alphabetical order.
I bought a cheap piece of land It was on someone else's property.
I bought a cheap piece of land...  It was on someone else's property. - Steven Wright
I bought a computer book called "Dos Kapital." Wierd!
I bought a computer to save time
I bought a computer, not a Window frame
I bought a cordless extension cord
I bought a cordless extension cord.  - Stephen Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord... - s.w
I bought a cordless extension cord... -- Wright
I bought a cordless extension cord...  Steven Wright
I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright
I bought a cured ham. It had a pulled Hamstring
I bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.
I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read.
I bought a goat to mow my lawn, but she's on a diet!
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to leave
I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.  Steven Wright
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
I bought a package of "Chicken Pieces".  All beaks and talons!
I bought a portable cable TV.
I bought a portable cable TV.  Steven Wright
I bought a portable cable tv.
I bought a syringe the other day, and it had Pepsi in it!
I bought an electronic organizer.  Now my electronics are very organized
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
I bought dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add
I bought my baritone sax - Mike on crook with suitcase
I bought my fish a carpfone.  He got hooked on it.
I bought my flatuent friend a windbreaker jacket
I bought my son a BB gun.  He gave me a shirt with a bullseye on it!
I bought my wife a Jaguar and it ate her up!
I bought my wife a new chair for Xmas, but she won't let me plug it in
I bought powdered water the other day.  I don't know what to do with it
I bought powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. - Stephen Wright
I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add!
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
I bought some batteries the other day, but batteries weren't included so I had to go back and buy some more
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included.
I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again... - Steven Wright
I bought some dehydrated water but didn't know what to add. - Wright
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I bought some land in China.  It's a Communist Plot
I bought some land on someone else's property
I bought some paint. It was in the shape of a house. --Steven Wright
I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add - s.w.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add?
I bought some powdered water.  What do I add?
I bought some taglines, but they weren't included
I bought some used paint.  It was in the shape of a house. - Steven Wright
I bought some used paint. It comes in the shape of a house
I bought some used paint. It was in
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. - sw
I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously.
I bought this $ computer, & I can't pay my electr@#&% NO CARRIER
I bought this recipe with all of my lottery money.
I bought this tagline from HONEST JOE'S USED TAGLINES
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I bought tires made with Congressional checks!
I bought unscented perfume - Steven Wright
I bought you some gift-wrapping paper for a gift
I bought your record in NYC... HEART OF STONE
I bow before a hidden throne I never will perceive.
I bow to your brilliance! - Garak2
I bow to your superior wisdom (& laugh behind your back).
I brake for Arachnotrons
I brake for ArchViles
I brake for Caidans.  If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again.
I brake for Cyberdemons
I brake for David Poole
I brake for Former Human Commandos
I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel
I brake for Mancubi
I brake for Milky Ways
I brake for Pain Elementals
I brake for SYSOPS (when their under the wheel)
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for Unicorns.
I brake for animals - Then back over them a couple of times
I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.
I brake for animals, but I speed up for fundamentalists.
I brake for animals, if they're big enough to dent my car. - Duckman
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Animal Rights Wackos!
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Fundies!
I brake for assimilation.
I brake for brick walls.
I brake for chezlogs!
I brake for figments of my imagination
I brake for former humans (ok I'm a wimp ;))
I brake for former humans! (I'm a wimp ok!)
I brake for hallucinations!
I brake for hockey!
I brake for liberals, but not to hard
I brake for macro nerds
I brake for men...and other helpless animals
I brake for programmers, but not too hard
I brake for recipes.
I brake for small animals and all taverns!
I brake for small animals, identify 'em, then run 'em down
I brake for smurfs (when they're under my car's wheels).
I brake for stone dragons.
I brake for taglines.
I brake for tailgaters.
I brake for the rear end of the car in front of me.
I brake for tribbles.
I brake for unicorns
I break for Reality
I break for beer!
I break for giant space hamsters!
I break for interrupt vectors
I break for rainbows
I brew the beer I drink!
I brew the beer that I drink.
I bring gifts. --Winters.
I bring him back and Humperdink suffers? - Miracle Max
I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush
I bring scientists, you bring a rock star. - John Hammond
I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush
I bring you 15 commandments oops CRASH 10 commandments.
I bring you fantasy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
I bring you these 15 comm.. (CRASH) oops! 10 commandments
I bring you these 15... oops... &lt;CRASH!&gt; 10 commandments
I bring you--the Dragonlance! - Theros Ironfeld
I broke a leg one time Spilled coffee all over. -S.W.
I broke a leg one time...  Spilled coffee all over.  Steven Wright
I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed.  It wasn't the kind that folds. - Steven Wright
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. - sw
I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl.
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it.
I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube. -- Radar
I broke the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I broke the breadline, nobody knows
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane.  I told everybody I'm Narcissus.
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steve Wright
I brought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat
I brought an extra lap - Tom
I brought back a souvenir. --Geordi
I brought life to the dead.  What more can be said?
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!
I brought the dessert, said Tom piously
I brought this world in, I can take it out. - God.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.  Bill Cosby
I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
I brungs it from home. - Greasepit
I brush after every meal. - Mulder
I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably.
I build wig-wams and teepees, Orville said tensely
I build wig-wams and teepees,then old man said tensely
I built an elevator from his bones
I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN
I built my deck around my beer fridge.
I built my own 386!  See where I nailed it together?
I built the wall and I will be the one to knock it down.
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top.
I buried Paul --
I buried Paul.
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five
I busted him up - Data
I butt, you butt, he and she butts... - Delenn
I butt, you butt, he or she butts... - Delenn (DL)
I buy my spare parts at BORGS 'R US
I buy stamps by mail. It works okay until I run out of stamps. --George Carlin
I c ollect fairy tales, said Tom grimly
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.  Menander (292 BC)
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
I call architecture 'petrified music.' - Johann von Goethe
I call em as I see em; If I dont see em, I make em up!
I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day
I call it 'Bongo.' - --Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
I call it as I see it.  If I don't see it I make it up
I call my car Congress because it can't pass anything.
I call my car Flattery.  It gets me nowhere.
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk"
I call my computer T.O.M. - Totally Obedient Moron.
I call my dog "Camera" because he always snaps at people
I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond.
I call that one 'Lutheran Love' - Tom on dead lovers
I call the high and light aspects of my being spirit and the dark and heavy aspects soul
I call them "kids in cutoffs"...middle aged hippies. - W.H. Photog
I call them 'ears.' - Spock
I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff
I call things as I see them and make up what I don't see!
I call things as I see them, If I don't see them, I'll make them up!
I call things as I see them, and if I don't, I make them up!
I call things as I see them, if I didn't see them, I make them up!
I call things as I see them. (I live in an alternate universe.)
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them I make it up!
I call things as I see them. Otherwise, I make them up
I call things as I see them..If I don't see them, they must be Spirit
I call things as I see them.Otherwise, I make it up
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them I make them up!
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS.
I call things as I see them; if I don't see them, I make them up!
I call this 'What's inside a TV' - Spike's science project
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I called Value-jet to make a reservation; they said they were swamped
I called a BBS once, but I didn't download.
I called for a waita', not Data!--Scotty in Ten-Forward
I called her a dumb blonde.  She said, "No help wanted!"
I called him Ahab and he called me Starbuck"-Scully on her father 3x22
I called information and asked where my socks are.
I called information and asked, "Where are my socks?"
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - S. Wright
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!
I called my cat Rush and he bit me!  (Limbaugh)
I called my cat the other day and got an answering machine
I called my favorite BBS and all I got was this lousy tagline
I called my florist and left a vase message.
I called the salamander Tiny because he was Mynewt
I called their board and cut their lawns.  Modem both ways
I calls em as I sees em; If I don't see em, I make em up!
I came - I saw - I kicked the b*tch out of bed!
I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white
I came I saw I *S*W*I*P*E*D*!! Thanks, Myra! :-)
I came all the way to Korea to see this picture. - Hawkeye
I came by myself. But you can say I came from the future
I came close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke
I came down here wondering if it could be true... - Mulder
I came for a week and got stuck for 15 years
I came from Planet Claire - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo - Tom
I came here to be a gigolo...  Tom Servo
I came here to chew gum & kick butt and I'm out of gum
I came here to die with you, or live with you. - Josey Wales
I came here to kick ass and chew gum.  And I'm all out of
I came here to win a Championship. - Tim McKyer (Steelers CB)
I came in as the sun came up.
I came in late, but don't worry.  I'll leave early to make up for it
I came in through the window -- Vash
I came into this world fat and bald and I intend to go out the same way.
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I came to Bajor to see her legendary orbs that Kira bragged about!
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother
I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's completely different - Kevin Keegan
I came to Shawshank when I was just twenty
I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet. - The Crow
I came to bury Caesar, not to praise him
I came to bury Ceasar
I came to chew bubblegum & kick a$$, and I'm all outa a$$
I came to fish, not row the stupid boat!
I came to in my future and that was just yesterday...(Fish)
I came to see you off - and you certainly are!
I came, I came to, I came to believe.
I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink!
I came, I saw, I &lt;heh, heh *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks! :-)
I came, I saw, I CapsLocked
I came, I saw, I Left.
I came, I saw, I Oh, screw it
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost
I came, I saw, I charged it!
I came, I saw, I confused.
I came, I saw, I conquered. (Veni, vidi, vici: J. Caesar)
I came, I saw, I conquered. -- Tux
I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
I came, I saw, I didn't know what it was, so I left!!
I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish.
I came, I saw, I got Moon-Dusted
I came, I saw, I got confused, I left
I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE!  HELP!
I came, I saw, I hacked.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on so I left.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on....
I came, I saw, I hid in the basement
I came, I saw, I kicked ass.
I came, I saw, I laughed out loud
I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I
I came, I saw, I sawed all dem trees.
I came, I saw, I screwed up
I came, I saw, I stole
I came, I saw, I stole Chad's tagline.
I came, I saw, I stole your tagline.
I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
I came, I saw, I turned and ran!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your recipe!
I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline!
I came, I saw, I videotaped it.
I came, I saw, I went back inside.
I came, I saw, I went back into the house.
I came, I saw, and I stepped in it anyway
I came, I saw, and I'm still laughing. {g}
I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, left.
I came, I saw, she conquered.
I came, I saw, she conquered.  -- L. Long
I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand
I came, I spoke, I made no sense, even to myself
I came, read, had no idea what was going on, so I posted
I came,I searched,I found..... Now I have mislaid it!
I came.  I read.  I had not idea of what was going on.  So I posted
I came.  I saw.  I stole @FROM@'s taglines
I came.  I saw.  I stole Bob Morgan's tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Brian Watts's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Gary Caplan's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole Orville Bullitt's taglines.
I came.  I saw.  I stole your tagline.
I came.  I saw.  I went back into the house.
I came. I drank. I offended.
I came. I saw. I charged it.
I came. I saw. I stole @F's Tagline
I came. I saw. I stole Lee's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole Orville Bullitt's tagline.
I came. I saw. I stole your Tagline.
I came. I saw. I went back into the house.
I came...  I saw...  I had NO idea what was going on
I came... I saw... I stole your tagline.
I came... I saw... I... stole your wallet. -Keepers
I came..I saw..and wish I never came now!!
I came; I saw; I screwed up.
I came; I saw; I tried; I screwed up; I act like I never tried
I cameI sawI stole your tagline.
I can "C" clearly now my brains are gone
I can C clearly now
I can C clearly now, the brain is gone
I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot
I can accept constructive criticism of you
I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. - Michael Jordan
I can accomplish all things through Christ
I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am.
I can afford to be accommodating; I just got RIFfed.
I can afford to be closed-minded.  I'M RIGHT!
I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down - Calvin
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can almost taste it. It's the need to see you die.
I can always eat dinner with Dax, or Dr. Bashir.  Or &gt;Quark&lt;. Sisko
I can always find my way home, said Tom's pathologist lustily.
I can always get by on my good looks and charm - Calvin
I can always try smoke signals
I can always use new servants, I can.  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I can appreciate that ma'am, but I don't work here
I can assure you size will not be a problem - Worf
I can assure you,in this condition he's no threat to anyone. -Bashir
I can barely hear you. - Odo
I can barely keep my eyes open. - Riker
I can be VERY...persuasive. Sisko
I can be a great disturbance in the Force.
I can be anything I wanna be - it's the 90's. -- Kelly
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can be decisive, I think.
I can be happy with very little.  I just choose not to be
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
I can be patient with stupidity, but not with those who glory in it.
I can be self-referential if I want to, said Tom swiftly.
I can be very `ist' sometimes. - teddy
I can be warm and sensual. Stadi
I can beat you fair and square. I only cheat to keep in practice.
I can beat you up! - Joe Try it! - Maurecia
I can boot/dial/surf in 1.4Mb!(what does the other 50-100Mb do with W95/etc?)
I can break your nose too, I learned from the best!
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone & coffee in under 5 minutes.
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat.
I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of the people. --Isaac Newton
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can call spirts from the vasty deep
I can carry 2 cups of coffee &8 donuts at the nudist camp
I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u
I can certainly understand your desire to return home. --Odo
I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more
I can come up with more if you want me too.
I can completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally
I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
I can count my good friends on one hand, but you I can count on with my heart.
I can count.  One, two, three, five, six, eight, ten
I can deal with PMS...I'll Pack My Suitcase! says abused husband
I can dig where you're coming from.
I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!
I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak. - Linda Evangelista
I can do anything.  I HAVE CHILDREN!!
I can do hard time for this one...AND community service! - George
I can do it all for you/But I don't want to
I can do it too, but don't know WHY WHY.
I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time. --LaForge
I can do it.  I've done it before. - Mielikki
I can do that. - Rom
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files.
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
I can do what you do, you just do it better.
I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP, - George Carlin
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries.
I can do without the stimuli.
I can do wonderful things with stir-fried Borg! -Neelix
I can do wonderful things with vegetables.
I can eat one hundred and forty-four, Tom boasted grossly.
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
I can either have a child or buy Norway... - Dilbert
I can enjoy flowers quite happily without translating them into Latin. (CORNELIA OTIS SKINNER)
I can escape from the world I see by giving up attack thoughts.
I can face them alone ... there are only 150 of them!
I can fall down quicker than you could possibly hit me
I can feel a new sensation taking place.
I can feel it, Dave; my mind.  It's going.  Stop, Dave
I can feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I can feel it.
I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it.
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping
I can feel you when the wind blows right through my heart.
I can fill your emptiness with immortality!
I can find it myself
I can fly ! I can fly ! I can... oh#!@$$#
I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, (splatt)
I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}!
I can forgive anything but bad taste. - Nicholas Ward
I can forgive such a display only once! T'Pau
I can get into enough trouble without a tagline
I can get no Ring-Detection
I can get this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can get this kinda' abuse at the Kennedy compound- Joel
I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis... -- me, in a support call
I can give this kind of abuse at home
I can give this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm... - The Arcane
I can give you a definite perhaps.
I can give you a definite perhaps. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"
I can go for more than seven days without sleep. . . so it's a good thing I sleep nights
I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.1 seconds!
I can guarantee you're gonna have a ball.
I can guess that you're a holy man, Tom divined.
I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom!
I can handle pain until it hurts.
I can handle reality in small doses
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can handle reality in small doses.
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
I can hardly forbear throwing things at him.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I can hardly stand to watch - Mike
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style.
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy
I can have imaginary children! - Huntress
I can have you sent to a penal colony for this! Fox to Scott
I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck.
I can hear the neurons snapping like overstressed rubber bands.  -SLR
I can hear the sound of Luck being Pushed.
I can hear the whips cracking now!
I can hear your mind grinding to a halt.
I can help you become more human - Lore
I can help you with the big words if you are having trouble - Stoner
I can help! - J. Kevorkian, M.D.
I can help! My fees are reasonable
I can hep you. - Thunder
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
I can hold my head still with my hands at my knees
I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours!
I can honestly say I have run out of taglines!!
I can imagine quite a lot. - Connor MacLeod
I can interest you in lies, sell your soul for all it buys!
I can keep a secret, it's the people I tell who can't
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't.
I can keep secrets!  It's the people I tell them to who can't keep them
I can let you see, if you will trust me - Lady Ladira
I can levitate birds but nobody cares
I can levitate birds but nobody cares. -Steven Wright
I can levitate birds but nobody cares... - s.w
I can levitate birds, but no one cares.
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. -- Wright
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares...
I can levitate birds.  No one cares.
I can levitate birds.  No one cares. - S. Wright
I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
I can lie. * Kryten
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger.
I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain
I can make a tagline out of almost anything
I can make it rain anytime I want.  All I have to do is wash my car.
I can make it stop! I created it! Daystrom
I can make it worth your while. --Quark
I can make the earth stop in its tracks. --Jim Morrison
I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash.
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs. -- Larry Lee
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarfs!
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
I can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of that subject.
I can neither confirm nor deny........but
I can never decide which tagline to use
I can never find the time to procrastinate
I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog.
I can never get my tongue around the word "cunnilingus".
I can no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat. - A. E. Housman
I can not become nervous - Data
I can not change yesterday, I can only make the most of today.
I can not give you what you deny yourself. - Kai Opaka
I can now look forward to death - Data
I can offer no tangible evidence to present. Tuvok
I can offer you some artificial intelligence - it's really easy!
I can only assume that I'm using karma at an accelerated rate. --Ivanova
I can only do so much! This universe is SO DAMNED LIMITED!!!
I can only please one person per day, and today isn't *your* day!
I can only please one person per day.  Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. - Dilbert
I can only pray he will be hungry
I can only sing in the key of "off".
I can only speculate about my programmer's motives. HoloDoc
I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS
I can open more windows than you!
I can out brag you...I've got more source material!
I can pick you off from here!  Joel Robinson
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it
I can play my bass for you.  Is it luck?
I can play once again in the peaceful sky. - Lakitu
I can play well with others. - Real live resume statement
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking good either
I can prove I was on a starship at exactly that moment-Just ask Elvis!
I can prove anything by statistics - except the truth
I can prove we're telling the truth. - Kirk
I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids! - Krusty
I can put horseshoes on a mosquito. - Col. Potter
I can quit any time I want (heroin, not cigarettes).
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I can quit anytime.  I've done it 100 times
I can read Chinese only when it's written in English
I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can read your thoughts: You're thinking I can't!
I can reduce you if I want, I can devour!
I can relate to a VP that can't spelle
I can relate to that
I can remember *before* there was personal computers
I can remember a time when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't.
I can remember things that *have* happened before
I can remember when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money
I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow.
I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile.
I can resist all temptations. I just don't choose to.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can resist anything...except @FN@!
I can resist everything but temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation. -- Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can resist everything; except temptation
I can scan your report card into a .bmt file for editing
I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence - Tori Amos
I can see . . . very well . . .   Elton John
I can see a cat before he sees me. - Winchester
I can see a new expression on my face.
I can see behind your eyes, the things that I don't know.
I can see by infrared; how I hate the night...--Marvin
I can see clearly now ... . the brain is gone.
I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, Windows is gone.
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...Geco Cliff
I can see clearly now, the lesbian is gone.
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. - Jimmy Cliff
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and
I can see how important this is to you. - Ogawa
I can see how that could be considered highly amusing.  --Data
I can see it all as clearly as if it was yesterday - Wesley
I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes. -Tick to Speak the giant rodent
I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN
I can see it's dangerous for you. -Maverick
I can see length!  Or width! -- Dr. Erhardt
I can see length! (Turns head) Or width! - Larry
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I can see more than you think with this thing. - Geordi
I can see that was a bit of a weird message...yes, indeed. - Anna S
I can see the captain is going to be difficult. - Spock
I can see the headlines now...- Freddy Krueger
I can see the smoke coming out of your ears!
I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes. -- Londo
I can see through your clothes -Crow on thick glasses
I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse. - Max Q
I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue.  Timon
I can see why Dahmer tried to consume this entire state! - Pillman
I can see why you like him. - Sisko
I can see you just fine, Steve!  (BLINK)  Oh, hi Bob, it's you!
I can see you need a low level facial format
I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
I can see your eyes, babe
I can see your eyes, babe -- Humphrey Bogart
I can see your parents hate the world
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I can see your...back is turning
I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
I can show you my favorite thing in the universe - Garibaldi
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. -Burt Reynolds
I can sit and watch it for hours.
I can slay my own dragons. I need a man to chop some onions for me.
I can slurp a slurpie through my nose.
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
I can speak English, I learn it from a booooook. - Manuel
I can spell, I just can't type for shi*
I can spell, It's my typeing that gets me off.
I can split demons in two, Tom imparted.
I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary days
I can start all over again; do things right from day one. - Kirk realizing what the Nexus represents
I can still do it. I can still do it, only I forget what.
I can sum it up in one word: indescribable! - Gonzo the muppet
I can summon the dead. --Jim Morrison
I can supply you with some more Taglines! :-)
I can swashbuckle with the best of them. -- Neelix
I can swim 100 yards in two seconds - over a waterfall!
I can sympathise with everything except suffering
I can take ANYTHING, except for these intolerant messages!
I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman
I can take Ken Norton in four... -- Crow T. Robot
I can take a noun and bend it.  Gimme a noun!
I can take a wife in that land, Cain nodded.
I can take it, but I prefers, I say, I prefers to dish it out!  F.L
I can take you apart real easy, pal. -- Big John
I can take your lost soul from the grave
I can taste your back...- Arthur, in Tongue-Tongue's body, to the Tick
I can tee off at 11 pm in June, and play a full 18 holes.
I can tell a lot about a man by dancing with him.  Kim Novak
I can tell already, after the day I've had - it's going to be one of THOSE millenniums. - Paul Wiley
I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates
I can tell mayonaise from salad dressing
I can tell my sisters by the flowers in their hair
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine..
I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.
I can tell you are lying.  Your lips are moving
I can tell you in two words: im possible.
I can tell you in two words: im possible. -Samuel Goldwyn
I can tell you the cost, Orville quoted
I can tell you're lying Clinton.  Your lips are moving.
I can tell you're lying, you're leaving messages.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
I can tell your future.. look what's in your hand
I can think of better things to keep you up... - Bashir
I can think of more some other time, but tell me if these are any good to you.
I can think of something more sociable to do. - 007 (George Lazenby)
I can think of tons more ;)  e-mail me back if you like.
I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations
I can trust a carrot!
I can trust you to do that, can't I Mr. Mulder? - Sailor to W. Mulder
I can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
I can turn a phrase sometimes.  &lt;laugh&gt; - Anna Steven
I can turn off my modem, I can turn off my modem, I can't
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can type 120 wpm if all the words are personal pronouns
I can type 120 wpm, if all the words are pronouns.
I can type very fast, but only when I have a keyboard.
I can type without moving my lips
I can type, but have truble speling.
I can understand being attracted to Odo, but yikes... - Anna Steven
I can understand that. - Troi
I can usually follow you Mr Spock, but this time.... - Kirk
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
I can wait.  The question is, can you? - Garak
I can walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you. - Billy Joel
I can walk on water okay.. Alcohol is what's tricky
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can walk on water, but on alcohol I tend to stagger
I can walk on water.  Of course I still stagger on alcohol
I can walk on water...but on beer I stagger!
I can well be hang'd as tell the manner of it
I can withstand anything except temptation.  (Oscar Wilde)
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. -- A.J. Liebling
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can ytpe 300 wrods pre mniut!
I can't *define* smut, but I like it when I see it.
I can't *define* smut,but I knows what I like!
I can't *stand* it.  My sides ache
I can't *wait* to see the bill for all of this... -- Mudslide
I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it.
I can't - er, I mean, I cannot use contractions. Data
I can't _believe_ how much I miss my spellchecker. - Lois Lane
I can't _believe_ that I said that! - Rimmer
I can't _wait_ to hear how it ends. - Kira
I can't abide Fascism in any form - Democrat or otherwise.
I can't act my age...I have NO experience!
I can't afford the Mazda 626DX, can you show me the SX?
I can't afford to be broke anymore!!!
I can't allow this. - Garibaldi
I can't always control what my mind thinks!
I can't argue with that. - The Tick
I can't be a Trekker, I'm blond and from Huntington Beach!
I can't be bothered to be apathetic
I can't be broke I still have checks!
I can't be conceited, because I'm perfect!!
I can't be d, slaves have to be sold.
I can't be defamed anymore than I already am. - Dire Wolf
I can't be drowning in African waters! Tom pleaded, deep in denial
I can't be fired - slaves have to be sold
I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD!
I can't be happy every day, but I can be cheerful. -- Sills
I can't be home, I'm not done with my book! --Mistopheles.
I can't be humble - it's just not honest
I can't be late - I just got here
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
I can't be out of Memory, I still have Chips left!
I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk space left!
I can't be out of money!  I have checks left!
I can't be out of money, I still have checks
I can't be out of money, I still have checks in my checkbook!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn! I still have cheques!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have blank checks.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I can't be overdrawn--I still have some checks
I can't be overdrawn.  I still have more cheques!
I can't be overdrawn... I still have checks!
I can't be sick now!  It's still summer vacation! - Calvin
I can't be stupid, I completed third grade!
I can't be threatened.........but I *can* be bought!
I can't be wrong.  My modem says it's error correcting.
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting!
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't beleive you fell for the oldest trick in the book!
I can't believe I ate that whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
I can't believe I ate the whole thing! - Homer
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
I can't believe I forgot to have children.
I can't believe I forgot your birthday-- organized I'm so normally
I can't believe I just bought a new HD just for recipes.
I can't believe I just bought a new hard drive for my taglines!
I can't believe I opened the whole thing !
I can't believe I quoted the whole thing!!   (-8
I can't believe I read the whole message!
I can't believe I role-played the whole thing
I can't believe I said 'Co-Dependent' - Tom
I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
I can't believe I'm actually replying to a Chris Foose me
I can't believe I'm walking in doodie water! - F!
I can't believe he fell for it!  Chump! -- Tom Servo
I can't believe how completely in London I am.  Crow T. Robot
I can't believe how small Mr. Big is - Mike
I can't believe it!  he's fighting with Adolf Hitler! ...Rimmer, "Timeslides" - RD Series 3
I can't believe it! He's fighting with Adolf Hitler! - Rimmer
I can't believe it! No sonic boom! Not even a "pop" - Calvin
I can't believe it's not Rubber! (Discount fettish store)
I can't believe it's not bacon!
I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it, Jim. The shields held out the ENTIRE battle!
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug. - Aladdin
I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease  Beverly
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can't believe my eyes. They're just too damn beautiful!
I can't believe people live like this. 
I can't believe that of 100,000 sperm you were quickest.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.  -- Steven Pearl
I can't believe that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I can't believe that you people wrote over fifteen pages of messages.
I can't believe the government's not involved in this somehow!
I can't believe the things you say... -Metallica
I can't believe this is men on the hurtin' side of pain.
I can't believe you cut off all my hair! she said, distressed.
I can't believe you did that - Riker
I can't believe you picked the Vikings again -Tom to Crow
I can't believe you quoted the whole thing!
I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. - George to Jerry
I can't believe you're still pining for Jean-Luc!     - Q
I can't belive I ate the whole thing - Circa 1973
I can't breathe in this thing! - Dark Helmet
I can't bring it back! I don't know how it works! - Wizard of Oz
I can't bring the car back until low tide
I can't call Captain Picard a liar. - Wesley Crusher
I can't change the past, but I can let it go
I can't change what happened at the Academy,...no-one can. - Sito
I can't climb these walls you're building.
I can't come back. I don't know how it works!
I can't come up with any more taglines.
I can't compete with your taglines! &lt;g&gt;
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.  -- Joe Walsh
I can't concentrate on my *own* lame wisecracks.  Crow
I can't contact the captain. --Riker
I can't control my Ctrl button!
I can't control my fingers/I can't control my brain...  Ramones 
I can't cook, but I know how to bring men to the boil.
I can't crash, I'm a cartoon. I'm Roger Ramjet
I can't damn him for his loyalty. - Kirk
I can't decide between EDLIN and Microsloth Word 6
I can't decide between EDLIN and Word for Windows 6.0c
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.1 for Windows
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six
I can't decide between Edlin and WP6!
I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Gemini.
I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person
I can't decide what to call my puppy.  Maybe I'll just call it Quits!
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson
I can't decide whether to vacillate or not
I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!
I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it
I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it.
I can't define smut... but I like it when I see it.
I can't deny that. - Sisko
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver. -- Phil Harris
I can't die with dignity. I H-A-V-E N-O DIGNITY! (George)
I can't die yet. I haven't seen The Jolson Story.
I can't die, Tessa, not like other people. - Duncan MacLeod
I can't die, it would delight too many people
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
I can't dig thi NO CARRIER
I can't dig thiE+Oo&lt;X NO CARRIER
I can't dig thidUjm.1 NO CARRIER
I can't disappear, anymore than you could win a beauty contest - Q
I can't do as much damage as President as I can do as host. - Limbaugh
I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it. - MR
I can't do this new math, Tom added.
I can't doodle. -Dick  Well, Dick, you're kinda old...-Tommy, 3rd Rock
I can't drive 55
I can't drive 55! - Sammy Hagar
I can't eat another thing he said fully.
I can't eat fast food every day...so sometimes I eat turtles
I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles.
I can't even *find* a muck, let alone run one!
I can't even *think* straight!
I can't even FIND amok, let alone run one!
I can't even dance - Wesley
I can't even get a lousy dinner roll! - D. Letterman
I can't even program my VCR, and I'm on the Internet! -- AOL Commercial
I can't even remember what it was many men wanted to see! - Anna S
I can't even tell what muscle to flex
I can't even think straight
I can't exercise self-control. Sysop, cut my access!
I can't expalin it.--Scully (Oubliette)
I can't explain it either. --Odo
I can't explain it to myself, so I can't explain it to you. -Guinan
I can't explain it" - Dana Scully
I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby.
I can't explain, I'm feeling good now baby. - Scorpions
I can't fault you for asking for stuff, but I do have this modest
I can't fight what I don't know about. - Sisko
I can't figure it out. --La Forge
I can't figure it. - Kirk
I can't figure out how to use Windows since my cat ate my mouse.
I can't find "RTFM" anywhere in the manual
I can't find Waldo, how about Perot?
I can't find any 11's to go after my 10's! - Greasepit playing cards
I can't find anything wrong with her. - O'Brien
I can't find my tagline anywhere!
I can't find the '-' on my telephone
I can't find the 'any' key!
I can't find the DING.BAT file
I can't find the spare, said Tom tirelessly.
I can't fix my car though I play characters who can. -Kevin Costner
I can't flirt Moderator.  He left!
I can't flirt with students. Castle denizens are fair game, though... ;)
I can't focus. Kim
I can't fool you, Odo. - Kira
I can't forget about you.
I can't get ACAD12 to work on my TRS-80
I can't get any directional readings at all. Kim
I can't get back to that computer without you. Human Torres
I can't get lost; people keep on telling me where to go
I can't get no/Acquisition.... --Quark
I can't get there from here, baby. 
I can't get this thing back in my pants, Earl - Crow
I can't get this think back in my pants, Earl!
I can't gitmeno.  SATisFACtion! -- Devo
I can't give it anymore Captain. It's only a CHEVY, Sir
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.  -- the Wizard
I can't go in hardware stores because I set off all the stud sensors.
I can't go out now, my strait jacket is at the cleaners
I can't go out, I've got homework to do. - Jake
I can't go potty in there! It's dis-*gusting*! -Wakko
I can't go to no stonin' today!
I can't go to school because I ain't got a gun.  - Alice Cooper
I can't go to work today. My aunt's dead on the floor.
I can't go with you, Zephram. Companion/Hedford
I can't go wong with my Dick Twacy hat. -- Elmer
I can't go...unless you read me a story! - Stimpy in his sandbox
I can't grow up -- I'm too old!
I can't have a baby! -- Sam Beckett
I can't have a spelling error, I use an error correcting
I can't have anymore chitlins. I got a hysterectomy.
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I can't hear myself think with all the voices in my head
I can't hear ya buddy, back me up.   Timon
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
I can't hear you, I have a banana in my modem
I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you're talking - Lt Drebin
I can't hear you, my tin ear is bothering me agian.
I can't hear you, there's a toucan sitting on the phone line
I can't hear you, type louder
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.
I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. - Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. -- Jason B. Standing, Esq
I can't hear you.  There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't hear you.  Type louder!
I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
I can't help being me....I was born this way!
I can't help being what I am. - David Conte
I can't help but feel that the film was flawed in some way
I can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil - Self
I can't help it !!  I'm hooked on phonics !!!
I can't help it - I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it if I'm a force of Nature, can I?
I can't help it if I'm cute! - Dot
I can't help it if I'm lucky
I can't help it if my computer is technologically challenged
I can't help it if my head's a Cthulhu monster - Entrippy
I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.
I can't help it, It has a mind of it's own
I can't help it, it's my nature.
I can't help it. - Dax 2
I can't help it. I'm a lawyer.
I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer.
I can't help myself. I like you! --Zek
I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute!  Q
I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this
I can't imagine how WE could EVER do that to a guy :) -Serendipity
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve
I can't imagine what empty heads can achieveI can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't imagine why women like men.
I can't just give up. - T.Riker
I can't keep from growing old, but I refuse to grow up.
I can't keep my eyes open. - Dax 2
I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore.
I can't keep throwin' wrenches at em!
I can't keep up, I'm knackered! - Super Lister
I can't leave her. I love her. - Cochrane
I can't leave the Corp. -- Winters
I can't let Spock die, can I? Kirk
I can't let her die.....not again. - Sisko
I can't let you do this. -- Father Mulcahy to Klinger
I can't lie - I can't tell U that I'm some'n that I'm not
I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathy. &lt;Ash&gt;
I can't lie. * Kryten
I can't live without my coffee and my Amiga!!!
I can't live without my coffee and my PC
I can't live... with....or without you Bono, U2
I can't lose you now, Mr. Spock, I can't! - Leila Kalomi
I can't maintain a positive lock. --Yar
I can't make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't make any sense out of these readings! - Dax
I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!!
I can't make ends meet. However, they do wave to each other.
I can't make heads or tails of it. EMHP
I can't make it easy, Commander. Janeway
I can't make it out.  It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY
I can't make the foot pedal work!
I can't make the switch... it's my servante's night off!
I can't mantain a positive lock. Yar
I can't march any more, Tom said haltingly
I can't march any more, the soldier said haltingly.
I can't marry her...she's my friend!   Simba
I can't mate in captivity.  Gloria Steinem.
I can't mate in captivity. -- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married
I can't nail the plates to the table without breaking them
I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard.
I can't paint your portrait with those tears in your eye
I can't play baby for much longer, Baby! - Mel Mental to Minda  [Tick]
I can't play the guitar because my fingers are too big, said Tom fretfully
I can't post.... 55!!! -McFly
I can't potty in there!  It's disgusting! - Wakko
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend.
I can't pretend the stranger is the long awaited friend -Rush
I can't promise anything but I can promise 100%.
I can't protect you, Agent Mulder. - Skinner
I can't quite make a PC sing, but roll over and play dead is easy!
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I can't read or write... I just fake it.
I can't recycle my landing gear.  No large trash bags on board.
I can't remember if I used to know that.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I can't remember my dreams because I only dream at 300 dpi.
I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead
I can't remember the last time I forgot something!
I can't remember this one
I can't remember what the issue was here.
I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk
I can't remember whether I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
I can't remember which Taglines are mine and which I stole.
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
I can't remember which Taglines are stolen!
I can't remember which are mine and which are Jack Butler's
I can't remember which are mine and which are yours
I can't remember which recipes are snagged and which I wrote!
I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote
I can't remember,I can't recall
I can't repair the station without your help. Bashir
I can't reply, I didn't ply in the first place.
I can't run without my theme...  Mike Nelson
I can't say I'm suprised. -- Rimmer
I can't scan the interior. Kim
I can't scream for HELP! My F1 key is racing: in Monaco.
I can't see a single storm cloud in the sky
I can't see the diff. can you see the diff?? I can't see
I can't see the forest for the clear-cuts
I can't see through Windows.
I can't see you over there. Neelix
I can't see...your eyesight will return in time
I can't seem to be able to count past...14. --Vir.
I can't seem to find that voice of reason.
I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate
I can't seeyour eyesight will return in time
I can't send you flowers, baby, but I can send you.   Nick Adams
I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will.  - Troi.
I can't shake this feeling from my head
I can't shoot approaches now; they're out of season!!
I can't sing, but I can rhyme, give me a contract, anytime!
I can't sit down. The boss's foot is lodged in my sitter
I can't sit here all night! ;)
I can't sleep anywhere! - Winchester. Try the minefield. - Hawkeye
I can't sleep, or clean my room - Crow sings
I can't sleep--can't stop my brain!
I can't spell that either! -Blank Reg
I can't spell worth a shirt.
I can't stand burnt toast and I loathe bus stations. --The Doctor
I can't stand him when he's like this
I can't stand him when he's like this.  Tom Servo
I can't stand intolerant people.
I can't stand it anymore and I don't even know what it is!
I can't stand sitting.
I can't stand squealers; hit that guy. -- Albert Anastasia
I can't stomach the thought. ;)
I can't stop my leg!!!
I can't stop thinking like this.
I can't stop writing
I can't stop, I can't breathe, I can't think, I'm in love again -- S.P
I can't stress this enough-read my lips: Mo new taxes.
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings
I can't take a chance on losing my dignity.  Tom Servo
I can't take any chances, even with you. - Kira
I can't take it with me, so you can have my tagline!
I can't take this!  Help me, man! Help me before I go E-E-NSANE!
I can't take you *anywhere*. - Scully to Mulder
I can't take you seriously at all. You're too cute
I can't take your call right now, at the tone, hang up!
I can't talk now, I'm too ^%#&ing busy. Or is it vice versa?
I can't tell exactly where, but my brother's in Phoenix.
I can't tell how good a hand I have with all these wild cards. -- Worf
I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper!
I can't tell if I'm in a groove, or a rut!!!
I can't tell if this is true or a dream.
I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically.
I can't tell you about it.  I had you going there! -- Jake Sisko
I can't tell you about it.... I had you going there!!! Jake
I can't tell you how delighted I am to hear that. - Mullibok
I can't tell you how happy this makes me. Madred
I can't tell you how much I've looked forward to this moment. - Winn
I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS
I can't think of a Tagline!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of a good TAG line - Bummer!
I can't think of a good recipe - Bummer!
I can't think of a recipe!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world &lt;BLAM!&gt;
I can't think of anything right now
I can't think of anything that remotely fits the subject.
I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me
I can't think/Hey! What's in that drink?   Ramones 
I can't touch bottom, but I can sure bang the hell out of the sides.
I can't trace my family back very far, but still proudly believe that I, too, had ancestors,,,
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it! He just burst in and shot my violin.
I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can understand it. -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands
I can't understand it. --Cranston.
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars
I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war. - Hawkeye
I can't understand why it's still raining; the weekend is over.
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage
I can't understand you...E-NUN-CIATE! - The Tick to the Idea Men
I can't use Win95. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows 95.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows because my cat buried my mouse.
I can't use Windows! My cat ate my mouse...
I can't use Windows.  I've feeded my mouse to my cat.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate the computer mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the computer mouse
I can't use Windows. My cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Windows...my cat ate the mouse.
I can't use Windows; my cat ate my mouse.
I can't use Work Bench, my cat ate my mouse
I can't use contractions. - Data
I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
I can't use windows, my cat ate my mouse.....for a second time
I can't use windows.  Mt cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail. - Homer
I can't wait *..forever..* to get those shoes..!
I can't wait for 1994! Throw the liberals OUT of office!
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I can't wait for INtel to introduce the Sextium!
I can't wait for the Bill Clinton MEMORIAL stamp
I can't wait for the James Exon *Memorial* Stamp!
I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient.
I can't wait for the wake. - Mulder (Humbug)
I can't wait till I get some REAL taglines
I can't wait to get you in my Sickbay.  Beverly
I can't wait to see what he's come up with. --La Forge
I can't wait until I'm old enough to "putter around" - Calvin
I can't walk away from you.
I can't walk in your shoes until you tell me the size
I can't walk on water, but I can stagger on alcohol.
I can't watch another episode of SeaQuest. -- Tom Servo
I can't whistle at my boyfriend, he leaves me breathless!
I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
I can't worry about every under capitalized business. -Hillary Clinton
I can't write five words but that I change seven.  -  D. Parker
I can't write five words but that I change seven.&lt;D.Parker&gt;
I can't zeem to locate our disposable lighter, said Tom xenophobically.
I can't, Doctor.  I might hurt you. -- Worf
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. ~ Worf
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
I can't, i'am playing DOOM now
I can't.  He can.  Let Him.
I can't.  I'm prevented from that by a promise. -- Riker
I can't.  My arms are inoperable. -- Tom Servo
I can't.  My chocolate -appreciation class meets that night.
I canna change the laws of physics, but I can find ya some loopholes.
I canna' change the laws of assimilation -- Scotty of Borg
I cannot 'freq it, wife says NO !!!!!
I cannot afford to waste my time making money!
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellman
I cannot be a man by wishing; I will die a woman, grieving
I cannot be bought. However, I can be rented. --Don O'Shaughnessy
I cannot be help responsible for the above email, as apparently my cats have learned how to type
I cannot become nervous. - Data
I cannot believe God plays dice with the cosmos. - Albert Einstein
I cannot believe I just said that - Rimmer
I cannot believe I'm getting advice about women from my son! Sisko
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics
I cannot change another person.  And I have no right to try.
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm @TO@ of Borg
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm Sharon Milo of Borg
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it
I cannot eat with the family. May computer gets lonely
I cannot give you much attention, witch people. -Moander
I cannot guarentee success. Romulan
I cannot help what you think I said.  I never say what I think.
I cannot help you. --Hugh
I cannot let it spread beyond this colony. - Kirk
I cannot live without books. - Thomas Jefferson
I cannot make this feeling go away
I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar
I cannot put my finger on it now, The child is grown, the dream is gon
I cannot relinquish command under these conditions. Spock
I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient
I cannot say enough in support of home visits. - Hillary Clinton
I cannot say" - Fox Mulder
I cannot say. - Mulder
I cannot scream for HELP! My F1 Key racing: in Monac
I cannot seem to do it right - Data
I cannot steal from my children...they lock their ro
I cannot stun my cat
I cannot stun my cat.  But I can perform a sex change.
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O                               Data
I cannot stun my cat. 8-O Data
I cannot stun my cat. But I can perform a sex change
I cannot teach him.  The boy has no patience.  -  Yoda
I cannot tell you how grateful I am--I am filled with humidity. --Gib Lewis
I cannot tell you how much all this troubles me. - Delenn
I cannot think of anything that looks bad, yet feels good - Night stand
I cannot tolerate intolerance!
I cannot, no Vulcan could, explain further. Spock
I cannot....hold my shape any longer. - Odo
I cant believe it's not butter!
I cant figure,is why ALL never replies to my messages!
I cant remember off hand what the 07 code was going to be used for
I cant see a single storm cloud in the sky...
I cantBheld responsible4above emailas apparently my cats have learned how2type
I care
I carpalate...therefore I am on-line.
I carry a pistol 'cause my rifle won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol 'cause my shotgun won't fit the holster
I carry a pistol because my AK-47 won't fit in my purse
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I cast CoP: Pink with Purple polka dots
I cast fireball! Tom said magically.
I catch Spears....usually..except for now***
I categorically deny ever having written a word of this.
I caught it. Just before he died. Bender
I caught the scent of death. - Louis
I caught two hares, said Tom abrasively.
I caught ya! Stealing my taglines eh?
I caught you stealing my tagline!!! How did I know??
I caught you, you bitch! - Mike as bad guy to hero
I certainly don't
I certainly don't look like the creature... He isn't cute enou.
I certainly hope it's cheap and trashy
I certainly wouldn't trust anybody who understands us. - Hawkeye
I chalked up some frequent Loser miles today - Al Bundy
I challenge you to a tagline duel
I change gears, so people don't know *what* to believe...:)
I changed it to 'trust everything', didn't I tell you? - Mulder
I changed it! Sisko
I changed my mind Rabbi. Put it back!!!
I changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum. --Calvin.
I changed my mind. Again. Uhura to Sulu-2
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy, All!
I changed my mind... you *are* crazy. -- Sam Beckett
I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
I changed the name of the country to A.S.U. - Tom
I channel for turnips
I chased Chastity until she was chaste no more.
I chased Fido with a net!
I cheat, but at least I'm honest about it
I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul next to me.
I checked my Notebook? I CHECKED MY NOTEBOOK!
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought poison ivy!
I checked the *last* door for the trap. You do it this time!
I chewed my lip 'til it bled/But the phone made not a sound  Utopia 
I choked Linda Lovelace.
I choose never to go anywhere with you again, Q. --Vash
I choose not to answer. - Picard
I choose not to cope!
I choose not to pay my voluntary income tax.
I choose the battlefield.  I assert reality. - Dream
I choose the danger. - McCoy
I choose to fight for youth, to fight for truth... - Fishbone
I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King
I choose to steal what you choose to show
I chop down trees for a living, said Tom lumberingly.
I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra.
I circumsized my son by kicking his sister in the jaw.
I claim this Mongol for all crows everywhere - Tom
I claim this chest for France. -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this chest for Mother Russia!  -- KITH
I claim this chest for Spain.  -- Kids in the Hall
I claim this echo in the name of (pause...) who?
I claim this suit for the revival of Zion! feel our spirit! SIEG JION!
I claim this tagline in the name of Mars. Isn't that loverly? Hmmmm?
I clean house every other day. This is not the other day.
I clean house every other day....  Today is the other day!
I clean house using the Peg Bundy technique - ignore it.
I clean public lavatories. After 5 years they give me a brush
I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.
I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym
I climbed Mount Everest, said Tom hilariously.
I climbed up the tube, but couldn't find Jeffery anywhere!
I close my eyes for a second and pretend it's Maggie wants.
I close my eyes, it gets black, and then it gets morning. - JMS
I cn't clean my desk until they loosen my straightjacket+
I cna tpye 300 wrods a mnieut!
I cna tpye 300w rods per mniuet~!
I cna tyep 300 wrods a mineut!!
I cna tyep 300w rods pre minuet!
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
I collect PEZ dispensers
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! 
I collect fairy tales, said Tom grimly.
I collect fairy tales, said the Moderator grimly.
I collect nipple impressions.
I collect spores, mildew, and fungus.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I color outside the borders.
I come back like an elasticized yoyo. - Anna Steven
I come bearing a message of unholy death - Mike
I come fairly...to kill you honestly.
I come from Alabama with a QWK packet on my knee
I come from Alabama with a Tagline on my knee
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
I come from a broken home. I'm the one who broke it.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
I come from a land down undah! - Men at Work
I come from a land where men are men & sheep are scared.
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I come from a minority, my parents loved me. - B. Seigel
I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
I come from a stupid family.  During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west! --Rodney Dangerfield
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool
I come in peace
I come in peace, you go in pieces!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and football!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I come in peace.... Then leave in pieces!
I come in the house and my cat takes messages FOR ME!!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. - Shakespeare
I come to bury Ferret, not to praise him
I come to seize your berries!
I come to seize your berry, not to praise it
I come unbundled.
I command a private army, said Tom maliciously.
I command you to make the walls bleed! - Bart to haunted house
I commanded a group of ships for a week, Orville said fleetingly
I committed the first sin, said Adam, originally
I como, I esta, I usted.
I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller.
I completely agree with your last statement.  What was it again?
I completely condone what you're doing - Mike
I completely understand DOS & Women.     Equally.
I complimented the bank on the calendar they sentme. It's been right every month so far
I compute, therefore IBM
I compute, therefore, I AM NOT A TAGLINE
I concede that you were right about this place
I conceded. Jesus was a man that lived and died. Now get on with it!
I condemn a lot of people, so they should be in good company.  - SJ
I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act:  I've programmed computers.
I confess to an unatural and abnormal act: I've programme
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I confess! We've been telling Quayle he IS Jack Kennedy!!
I confess, I murdered my CapsLock, it was blackmailing me
I configured those coils myself. - O'Brien
I confuse myself just fine, thank you.  Don't need help.
I confuse the onset of senility with the downfall of civilisation!
I confused him. I did it better. I did it quicker. I was first!
I consider ALL arguments in support of my view
I consider cake and ice-cream my just desserts.
I consider reality an intrusion on my dreams.
I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime, or arrested for one. -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
I consider the entire conversation something best forgotten. Garak
I consider this a volunteer mission. -- Sisko
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
I consulted an attorney(Zoe Baird)
I contacted Satan this morning and he said it's gonna be a great day!!
I contend he's been reading too much material.
I continue to miss my ex-wife, but my aim WILL improve!
I contribute my success to this: I never gave or took an excuse. - Florence Nightingale
I control the world's supply of dairy products! - Frank, MST3K
I control the world's supply of dairy products! -- TV's Frank
I converted Tom Servo into a pony-keg - Joel
I cooks it, they eats it, Charles cleans up.
I cooks it, they eats it, Wesley cleans up.
I cool my coffee by holding it closer to my heart.
I cough only because I'm a little frightened.   Ingrid Bergman
I could NEVER leave here... my feet are frozen to the ground.
I could almost tell my wife I love her - Mike as hero
I could always draw it on paper
I could always draw it on paper, Tom figured.
I could always kill you and ask your corpse.  -Strahd
I could attempt to remodulate the Tricorders delta-band emissions
I could be Heisenberg of Borg.  I cannot be certain.
I could be a perfect parent if I didn't have kids!
I could be a valuable member of the team. - Q
I could be anybody, said ___ namelessly.
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know
I could be arguing in my spare time, you know.  Monty Python
I could be arguing in my spare time.
I could be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python
I could be arguing on my own time
I could be chasin' an untamed ornithoid without cause
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid. -- Data
I could be handy, mending a fuse when your lights have gone. - Beatles
I could be reworked, but I'll never be top-of-the-line again.
I could be writing this crap! -Crow on guessing next line
I could be wrong. - Michael Cosgrove
I could beat you with half my brain tied behind my back!
I could broadcast every Sunday...a commandment a week! - Fr. Mulcahy
I could burst into flames on a warm summer day
I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions
I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you... - Quark
I could dance till the cows come home.  On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx
I could destroy this planet. - Kirk
I could do great things if I weren't so busy doing little things
I could do without many things with no hardship - you are not one of them. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I could easily comment, but.. that would be FAR too easy. ;)
I could eat a dictionary & puke a better tagline.
I could eat a dictionary and barf up a better tagline!
I could eat her like an Icecream Cone!
I could eat the lot of you.
I could get lost inside your arms.
I could get out for bravery. I'm not making it for nutsery. -- Klinger
I could get this kind of abuse at home
I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter
I could go to heaven You ? I doubt it - Calvin and Hobbes
I could hardly believe my nose! * Lister
I could have BBSed all night
I could have SWORN that he said you smoked
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
I could have been a Socialist - but I had too much self respect!
I could have been eating dogs instead! - Takhisis
I could have been like Jeff Kennett ; except my parents were married
I could have been your father, but the dog beat me over the back fence
I could have just been picking nits. -- Wesley to Riker.
I could have lurked all night
I could have more fun in a cat litter
I could have my chin smallered - Tom
I could have prevented all of it. Kirk, 'The Apple'
I could have saved her. Do you know what you jut did?? McCoy
I could have stuck with DOS, but NO
I could have sworn I saw your face on an Elvis stamp!
I could have sworn I used birth control.  I pulled out
I could have told that just by looking at you. O'Brien
I could have used Windows.  Maybe.  For about 5 seconds
I could influence our fate in time and space
I could influence our fate in time and space. --Corwin
I could keep it above, but then it wouldn't be sky anymore
I could kill you, but I prefer to use you. - Kalas
I could learn to like opera.  Yakko, Animaniacs
I could learn to like this. - Janet Jackson
I could learn to live without it.
I could lick it until my tounge's sore !!               
I could lie & say it held me captivated...but I don't do lying.-Anna
I could listen to him for hours.
I could live a million
I could name that crotch in- Mike
I could never be a nudist.  I always spill hot coffee in my lap.
I could never be a woman. I'd stay at home and play with my breasts all day. -- Steve Martin
I could never learn to like her -- except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.  -- Mark Twain
I could never smoke, drink, gamble or do drugs...I'm much too cheap!
I could never underestimate your intelligence. - Dogbert
I could not find any Ancestors! Do I really exist?
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
I could organize your closet for you. - Data
I could organize your closet for you. - Data
I could pick up a few credits for this one. Max
I could probably think better without your hand on my thigh
I could prove God statistically
I could prove God statistically - George Gallup
I could prove God statistically.
I could prove God statistically. - George Gallup
I could quit incense anytime I wanted!  I'M NOT ADDICTED!
I could really use a new vacuum. Is your head available?
I could really use my gun here. - Peter Caine
I could respond with more agile and funny repartee
I could say home sweet home, sir - Data
I could see that...  TV's Frank
I could see the freckles on his nose if he had some.  Geordi
I could send them to you, but I'd want some money up front, of course
I could set you up with a _terrific_ holosuite program! - Quark
I could show you my favorite obsession
I could show you my favorite obsession... - Frank N. Furter
I could show you my favourite obsession
I could sing about last night. -- Donna Hayward
I could spare you, but why?
I could spread a particle beam out of the anti-matter chamber-Geordi
I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight, said Tom affably.
I could sure use something to help fan this fire! Tom bellowed
I could swear this message is a dupe Kyle D Jackson.
I could take it to the matter reclamation unit? - Nog
I could tear your walls down as I chip at who you are now. -Candlebox
I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
I could type 10 times as fast if I used all my fingers
I could use 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I could use a belt. - Potter. We know just the place. - Hawkeye
I could use a friend on Bajor.  I'd like it to be you. - Kira
I could use a little frivolity.. !
I could use a little of that kind of help myself. - Hawkeye
I could use both those lists (She's Stupid (Obviously)) (ROFL)!!!
I could use one about now. - Dax
I could watch the northern lights for hours.
I could wax eloquent, but will spare you.
I could've missed the pain, but I'd've missed the dance Garth Brooks
I could've put a tag here, but it seems kinda redundant now.
I could've sworn I switched him with Barney at birth.
I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with
I couldn't *find* any traps
I couldn't afford 10W30 oil, so I put Oil of Olay in my engine
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I couldn't care less about your trivial childhood! -- Martis to Rom
I couldn't care less what happened to a _Klingon_ ship. - Sisko
I couldn't decide which tagline to use.... so I used this one.
I couldn't disagree with you more
I couldn't do my homework last night because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't even punch my way out of a paper bag, which is what I wore to my fights since I couldn't afford a robe
I couldn't figure out what birds and bees had to do with anything.
I couldn't figure that out at first. - Sisko
I couldn't find any context. Maybe I'll try behind the couch
I couldn't find any needles, so we'll have to use 6-inch nails
I couldn't find my pencil Tom appended.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!
I couldn't get any condoms, but there was an empty crisp-packet !
I couldn't help but admire his tenacity. - Beverly
I couldn't help but notice how much you look like everyone else.
I couldn't imagine running the station without you. - Kira
I couldn't just let him lie there, all alone and scared
I couldn't let all those people die. - Amanda Rogers
I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
I couldn't pay my TAB at the SPACE BAR so I LEFT
I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown. -- Al Calavicci
I couldn't possibly be wrong!I use error-correcting modem
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your HORN louder
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn LOUDER.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder!
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
I couldn't resist!
I couldn't retire. -Sean Connery
I couldn't run this station without you - Sinclair
I couldn't scare a paranoid schizophrenic.
I couldn't shoot a game of pool with a shotgun. - Sam Beckett
I couldn't spell it right & so now Worf is after me with his Bat'leth!
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. - Yogi Berra
I couldn't tell what happened until I finished the autopsy. --Bashir
I couldn't tell you what anyone of these things are - Scully (3x19)
I couldn't tell, she was on the fence. - Quark
I couldn't think of a Politically Correct tagline
I couldn't think of a tagline!
I couldn't think of anything for this tagline!
I couldn't think of anything stupid to say here
I couldn't think of one
I couldn't think of where to start, so I didn't!
I couldn't understand the directions...! - Jake
I couldn't use my computer today because my cat ate my mouse.
I couldn't wait for success...so I went ahead without it. --Jonathan Winters
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counld't have pulled them through without it. McCoy
I counsel you to buy from me gold tried in the fire
I count religion but a childish toy ... there is no sin but ignorance
I count religion but a childish toy. - Marlowe
I count three landscapes, Tom said horizontally.
I counted you among the dead the minute you touched that girl. --Crow.
I counterfeit only pennies.
I cracked the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I crap bigger than this film!
I crap bigger than you. - Andre the Giant
I crashed my Windows - used the Necronom Icon!
I crawled down alleys to try and scrape away the tracks that marked me.
I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no class.
I cried because I had no shoes; then I met a man who had no feet.
I cried myself to sleep every night for months. Human Torres
I cried out - "Don't look Ethyl..."  But It was too late.
I cried out to the skies, "It's lonely being immortal!"  To no avail.
I cried when I had no hat until I met a man who had no head
I cried when Peebles and Bam Bam got married.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero
I cross my heart and hope you die!
I crucify myself everyday
I crucify myself everyday --Tori Amos
I crucify myself everyday.
I crunch, therefore I am. - Desfroggies
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer.
I cry all the time.    Ernest Borgnine
I csn typ e 300 wrdsp er min ute!
I curse the day Sandy Frank was born! - Tom
I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers
I cut down trees, I skip and jump...
I cut it three times and it's still too short!
I cut my dog's toenails too far, Tom said quickly.
I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments.
I dance at a topless club, the girl said barely.
I dance in the stars as they whirl throughout space
I danced like popcorn over a hot fire!! Had I good time, I'm told.
I dare you to 'Trick or Treat' at the White House.
I dare you to cross this tagline
I dare you to swipe this tagline. OK, THIS one! THIS ONE!
I dare, because I care. - The Tick
I date this girl for two years - and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name"  - Mike Binder
I dated Betty Crocker once...she was moist and easy!
I dated Betty Crocker.  She was easy, soft and moist.
I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too. - Weird Al
I dated a contortionist, but he broke it off
I daydream, you are an escapist, he should see a psychiatrist.
I dazzle people!!!! :)
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I deal with things by abstaining, said Tom copacetically.
I dealt a flush with Tarot cards. Five people died.
I dearly love my machine. - Lady Taltos
I debunked a fundie once: I read him his Bible
I decided i was never coming down
I decided not to be an atheist.  No Holidays!
I decided to become an actor because I was failing in school and I needed the credits. (DUSTIN HOFFMAN)
I decided to grab all the tags that followed and weed them out later.
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal
I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal... - S. Wright
I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired
I decided to wait until I could figure out what was going on. - Ro
I dedicate the remaining minute of my life to the poor! - Dogbert
I defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I definitely hear a bowling alley.  Joel Robinson
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. -- Garth Algar
I degrade myself for the pleasure of others.
I deleted 3/4 of it because I wanted to see if I could rebuild it.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
I demand IMPUNITY!
I demand my money back!  I counted only 100 dalmatians
I demand satisfaction! - Maj. Margaret Hoolihan
I demand that I may or may not be lying!
I demand that I may, or may not, be Vroomfondel
I demand the right to statement first. Spock
I demand thingies.  I demand scientific thingies! -Martin Knutsen
I demand to be shot!  Its my right! -- Simon Killian
I denies the allegation - and I resents the alligator!
I deny that I ever said actors are cattle. What I said was, 'Actors should be treated like cattle'. - Alfred Hitchcock
I deny the allegation, and I defy the allegators !
I deny you nothing.  Nothing. -- Straub, Nosferatu
I depend entirely on word of mouth for Trek facts. - Anna Steven
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine
I derailed my train of thought - hundreds were killed.
I derive pleasure from your reactions TO the torment. - Dire Wolf
I desPISE guessing games.   Scar
I deserve a promotion to captain for this, sir.  Beverly
I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it!
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. - Dan Quayle
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway
I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway. --Slartibartfast
I designate you my chief heir
I designate you my chief heir, Tom said willingly
I desire that we may be better strangers
I despise WINDOWS!
I despise WINDOWS! I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do
I despise guessing games. -- Scar
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
I detest communism, because it is the negation of liberty
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries. --H.L. Mencken
I devote my spare time to neglecting duties
I dewnt beleeeeve it!
I di wana an kwa'hol a:kokshi
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT.. and I got cut off!                 -..X
I dialed 1-800-BOBBITT...I was cut off.
I did *NOT* escape from the institution!  They gave me a day pass!
I did *not* escape...  they gave me a day pass.
I did *not* flip out.  I freaked. -- Crow T. Robot
I did NOT become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel
I did NOT claw my way to the top of the foodchain to eat vegetables!
I did NOT escape....they gave me a day pass.
I did NOT flip out. I freaked - Crow
I did NOT see a big worm...Nothing out in space...Nosiree...-Astronaut
I did _not_ escape... they gave me a day pass.
I did a bit of boxing before I joined the Jesuits. - Mulcahy
I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage
I did a text file SAVE of your orig. message - Lotsa good recipes.
I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!
I did better the first time I messed up!
I did do something.  I panicked, hehehe... -- Crow T. Robot
I did do something. I paniced, hehehe - Crow
I did feed ALF..........................to the cat
I did feed the cat!.............to the DOG!
I did feed the cat..........................to ALF
I did get a life. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I did have something on........I had the radio on !!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it again! I out an important word!!!
I did it exactly like you showed me. - Neela
I did it for Jodie Foster - Crow as kid who stole plane
I did it for Jodie Foster... -- Crow T. Robot
I did it for the Captain of the Starship Enterprise - Kirk ST:G
I did it for the money. - Alfred Krupp, industrialist under Hitler
I did it for you. I did it for this crew. - Seska
I did it just for you, Mary Draganis!
I did it with the actor Mr. Parker, she confessed
I did it! I found the program's last bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bug! bug! bug! bug! bug! bug!
I did it! I found the program's last bugbugbugbug.
I did it! It's finally gone! I'm free! Denevan
I did it!! - Crow confesses murder
I did it. I killed them all
I did it. I killed them all -- Timothy
I did it. I killed them all.
I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
I did my pushups in the nude, but I didn't see the mouse trap.
I did no such thing! I don't cheat on trivia questions. Rude. - Anna
I did not ABANDON the ship prematurely. --Kira
I did not ask for success. I asked for wonder and You gave it to me.
I did not come aboard this ship to become a veteranarian. Neelix
I did not come for him. I came for you. - Data
I did not come on board this ship to be a veterinarian, Captain!
I did not come on this ship to be a veterinarian, captain.-Neelix
I did not come to destroy, but to fulfil. - Matthew 5:17
I did not commit a fatal error!
I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass.
I did not have SEX with that Intern, Chandra Levy!
I did not have the opportunity to meet Mr. Kim. Tuvok
I did not intend to sit on you. I did not realize that was you.
I did not know that.  That is wild, wacky shtuff.  -- J. Carson
I did not mean what you thought I said I meant.
I did not say this.  I was not here.  You will not remember this
I did not say this.  I was not here. -- The Guild Navigator
I did not see Elvis
I did not see Elvis - Bart Simpson's lines
I did not see Elvis -Bart
I did not see Elvis -Bart Simp./Epis. 7G07
I did not see Elvis. - Bart's Board
I did not see Elvis. --Bart Simpson.
I did not study acting to portray a cartoon character. - Bujold
I did not understand that wanting does not always lead to action.
I did not win...I busted him up  Data
I did not wish to bother you with my insignificant visit. - Winn
I did not........'grow up' as you think of it... - Odo
I did read the docs - but I don't believe them!
I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them
I did read the docs, that's why I'm SO confused!
I did sculpt her in butter once - Crow
I did see a few more a couple of days ago, but since I'm here only since
I did send a copy of the disk; I xeroxed it!
I did sign the organ donor card, I thought you'd wait till I was dead
I did so! - or not! (Depending on whether or not I was supposed to)
I did start using Taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did that on purpose
I did the KFC Bombing!!!  Oh wait, wrong building
I did the application now how i do the Icon?
I did use taglines, but I never inhaled.
I did'nt say it! It was him!
I didn"t make desisions on 99% of the things I had opinions about.-HRC
I didn't *do* it, man, I only *said* it. --Lenny Bruce
I didn't *really* call you Eddie-baby, did I sweetie?
I didn't *steal* your girlfriend! I just *borrowed* her for a while!
I didn't DO IT! It's really San Andreas' Fault!
I didn't DO IT, my modem did! <---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't DO IT; nobody SAW me; you can't PROVE it; the Sheep LIE!
I didn't SAY they were GOOD. :)
I didn't STEAL your tagline, @F, I IMPROVED it!
I didn't appreciate Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I didn't ask for excuses!  I want service!
I didn't ask for this.  I didn't ask to become their God.  Lister
I didn't ask to be killed. Merlyn Temple
I didn't ask to get hatched into this family! - Robbie
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. --Mark Twain
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in ghosts until I bought me a TV
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either
I didn't believe in reincarnation last time either
I didn't betray you.  I simply put a stop to you.  Pamela Franklin
I didn't catch the Blue Wave!
I didn't cheat,  I just changed the Rules!.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat veggies.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat innards!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain just to eat vegetables.
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain so I could eat GRITS!
I didn't come here looking for trouble, just the Red Dwarf Shuffle!
I didn't create reality... I'm just trapped in it!
I didn't design the room.  I just work here.
I didn't design the room. I just work here. -HoloDoc
I didn't do anything - unless I was supposed to
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!  You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it!  You didn't see me!  You can't prove it!  Calvin
I didn't do it! (hmmm... I know I'll blame Hermit!) - Quickling
I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! --Bart Simpson.
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpson
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me! You can't prove a thing! - Bart Simpson
I didn't do it, Nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything---Bart
I didn't do it, and I can justify it all the way!
I didn't do it, and besides it was an accident.
I didn't do it, my modem did! &lt;---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I didn't do it, no one saw me, and you can't prove a thing!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, and you can't prove it! - Bart
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it, really, I'm innocent.
I didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
I didn't do it, you can't prove it, and besides, it was an accident.
I didn't do it.  I don't know who did it.  I won't do it again
I didn't do it.  You can't prove it.  Nobody saw me.  The sheep are lying!
I didn't do it.  You didn't see me.  You can't prove anyt
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove a thing.
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. Can't prove anything. It wasn't me.
I didn't do it. You didn't see me. You can't prove anything!
I didn't do it...the computer did!
I didn't do it; nobody saw me do it; you can't prove it.
I didn't do it; nobody saw me; you can't prove it; the aardvark lies!
I didn't even see it coming. - Riker
I didn't exist. --Aaron Machado
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't expect to die my first day on the job. --Harriman.
I didn't fall for *that* one the first time I saw it *many* months ago
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain just to become a vegetarian
I didn't find The Tick, but I found a beautiful pie! - Sewer Urchin
I didn't find any of the other surname's in the book.
I didn't find anything at first. --Dax
I didn't find much to go on but I got an address. - Scully
I didn't follow orders. 8 members of the away team died. - Ro Laren
I didn't forget HOW to have sex....I just forget WHY!
I didn't get a chance to go through these to weed out the dupes.
I didn't get around to it because I didn't get around to it. Seska
I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked. - Mulder
I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily
I didn't get my H. J. Heinz Pickle Pen!
I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.  But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired. -- Rita Gain
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman.  Fred MacMurray
I didn't get to be major by just sitting on my duff. - Hoolihan
I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas!  :(
I didn't have a childhood - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a childhood. -- Crow T. Robot
I didn't have a choice.  I mooned the whole class
I didn't have a mother - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't have a mother.  Crow T. Robot
I didn't have any friends....I didn't have anyone to talk to. - Sito
I didn't hear you. 'Yes you did.'
I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct. - Han
I didn't imagine it Scully! - Mulder
I didn't inhale.  Bill Clinton
I didn't inhale. - D. Atkins
I didn't invent sin. . . I'm just trying to perfect it!
I didn't just 'let you die.' --Bashir
I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!
I didn't kill him. - Kira
I didn't know California had hick towns.
I didn't know I liked Calgary until I left. - Junior Thurman.
I didn't know I was so lonely till I found you.  - Eagles
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that!
I didn't know Lisa Marie Presley was a 10-year-old boy.
I didn't know Rush was in the movies: Jabba the Hutt!
I didn't know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didn't know chickens HAD fingers
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
I didn't know he was dead, I thought he was British!
I didn't know he'd fall for me and I'd drive him insane
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. - Loretta Lynn
I didn't know how you'd feel about it - Troi
I didn't know it couldn't be done....so I did it!
I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
I didn't know it was impossible; I just did it
I didn't know lasers could be printed
I didn't know something could kick this much ass! - Butt-Head
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that was @F sleeping in the blender
I didn't know that was Myra I Fox sleeping in the blender. Yikes!
I didn't know that was Odo sleeping in the Blender. - O'Brien.
I didn't know that was Orville sleeping in the blender.
I didn't know the lower lip could stretch completely over the head!
I didn't know there was a pool down there. - Thug
I didn't know there were any Klingons on the station. -- Sisko
I didn't know we had a King, I thought we were an autonomous collective
I didn't know who or where I was, never felt better in my li
I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully - Fox Mulder
I didn't know you could do *that* with a cattle prod!!
I didn't know you could get wool from 'em, too.
I didn't know you could play.. - Joe I don't. - Duncan
I didn't know you knew anything military. -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye
I didn't know you were called Dennis!  --  King Arthur of Camelot
I didn't laugh out loud because I was afraid my head would fall off.
I didn't lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth. --Homer Simpson
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like it. I didn't INHALE. - Bill Clinton (NY Times, 3/30/92)
I didn't like that option, so I un-re-dis-enabled it.
I didn't like that tagline. So I made this one up!
I didn't like the other (fishes), they were all too flat
I didn't like the others. They were all too flat.
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The curtain was up
I didn't listen to Prozac, but the bottle it came in told me to kill.
I didn't live in this century. - Dan Quayle
I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere.
I didn't lose, I was just a little behind at the finish
I didn't make Bill Clinton a buffoon.  He is one, Rush Limbaugh
I didn't make a mistake.  The computer misunderstood my request.
I didn't make the connection... I'm bad that way... - Anna Steven
I didn't make the rules so they have nothing on me
I didn't make this world. I only brought it to its knees.
I didn't mean right now! - Troi to Worf
I didn't mean right now! -- Troi
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy - Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy.           *Wesley*
I didn't mean to cause a big scene. Just lemme finish this glass.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Richie. Mikey
I didn't need [a dog] because I have Barbara Bush.  -- George Bush
I didn't need to throw the blinding white light. McCoy
I didn't order "uhhh", I ordered large fry, pie, large coffee!
I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
I didn't order room service. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't pay FICA on my imported aliens. (T. Jefferson)
I didn't pay my pbill. I wonder how long my phone will la
I didn't pay my phone bill. I wonder how long my phone w}    NO CARRIER
I didn't pick this Tagline!  It did!  Blame it!  Not me!
I didn't picture him pouring out his guts, either. - Anna Steven
I didn't play like I was the sysop, he did!
I didn't raise you to say things you don't mean. - Richard Franklin
I didn't reach the food chain summit to eat vegetables
I didn't realize how good it could be.
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in s
I didn't realize how one message could travel so far in so little time
I didn't realize that 'ek' lacked semantic content.  -- Mark Coletti
I didn't realize. --Guinan
I didn't really say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I didn't recognise you without a disguise. - Kevin of Zun
I didn't say "World's Greatest Lover!" It was "World's Biggest Lurker!"
I didn't say I was BORN again...I said I was into PORN again!
I didn't say I was trying to DIET!  I'm dying to TRY IT!
I didn't say I was trying to diet!  I said, "I'm DYING to TRY it!"-ss
I didn't say I was trying to diet, I said I was dying to try it!
I didn't say I'm trying to diet.  I said I'm dying to try it
I didn't say Toronto was the Centre of the Universe. But it is true
I didn't say it was *THE* Huggy Bear - Crow
I didn't say it was *the* Huggy Bear!  Crow T. Robot
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I didn't say it.  Milton said it.  And he was blind. -- Lucifer
I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was %*&#ing Goofey.
I didn't say that. - Sisko
I didn't see Cliffhanger - Crow to Dr. Servo
I didn't see a darn thing... Is your cloaking device still on?
I didn't see nothin', I was home watchin' TV.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I didn't sign any disarmament treaty. - Mulder (Apocrypha)
I didn't start it, Counsel, but I may very well end it. - Kirk
I didn't start listing *categorized* Tags `till I had over 3,000!
I didn't steal it, I was tagline pooling
I didn't steal the tagline, I'm only testing it
I didn't steal this tagline....I replicated it
I didn't stick around too long after I came, though
I didn't stole any tagline!
I didn't take it; I returned it; It was mine all the time
I didn't take no stereos! - Ben Johnson
I didn't think I was going to win before. Bashir
I didn't think I was that scary to look at!
I didn't think I'd ever finish it. - Mullibok
I didn't think anyone was paying attention. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I didn't think it was THAT funny...  -Prof. Atkinson
I didn't think semi's used conductors - just a driver.
I didn't think you had the lobes! - Quark
I didn't think you'd be so, personable.
I didn't touch that girl! -- Ted Kennedy
I didn't type it, nobody saw me type it, you can't prove anything!
I didn't type this in for my health, you know!
I didn't type this. I was just brushing the crumbs out of my keyboard
I didn't upload that virus?
I didn't vote for Change!  But that's all I've got left.
I didn't vote for Clinton BECAUSE he didn't inhale
I didn't vote for Clinton, I voted for Bush!
I didn't vote for Clinton--OR her husband!
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
I didn't vote for the "Dope from Hope."
I didn't wake up grouchy ... She's still asleep.   SHHHH!
I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep this morning
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I didn't wake up grumpy this morning..... I let her sleep
I didn't want to be a barber... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!  Python
I didn't want to believe in free will but I had no choice
I didn't want to decive my husband. Adel Renn
I didn't want to get my knees dirty. - Mulder to Scully on Patterson
I didn't want to incite his already clearly aggravated imagination
I didn't want to think of a tagline, so I didn't!
I didn't want you thinking me harsh - Picard
I didn't want you thinking me harsh, cold blooded - Picard
I didn't write that!  It sounds more like &lt;Shakespeare&gt;!
I didn't write the above message. It's just a glitch in the system
I didn't write the above message. It's really just random line noise
I didn't write this message; a very complex macro did
I didn't write this tagline. It's just a glitch in the system.
I didn't write this.  A very complex macro did
I didn't write those laws.  I like them even less than you do
I didn't yield to temptation.  I came to a complete stop.
I didn't. Ooooh, I NEVER!! No, no, no...yes, yes...a bit. Sorry
I didnt know cats quacked until I stepped on my cats paw!
I didnt need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother-Freddy Kruger
I die Mondays.
I die happy, with your name on my lips. Farewell, Schweitzer.--Freya
I died for your sins, and all I got was this lousy button.
I died? Why don't I remember dying? --The Doctor.
I diet religiously:  I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight.
I dig roots!
I digress, you ramble, she's off-topic.
I din't kill your father!"--Krycek "*Now* you tell me!"--Mulder (PM)
I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
I direct.
I disagree
I disagree with him. - Sisko
I disagree with unanimity
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the deat
I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
I disagree with you, but I'll defend to your death the right to say it
I disagree with your aardvark, but I'll defend your right to own him!
I disagree!...mmmm.... what was the subject?
I disagree, but will defend your right to say it-Voltaire
I disagree.
I disappeared in you, you disappeared from me --U2
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it. - Voltaire
I disarmed the trap.
I disbelieve the great wyrm red dragon... uh... I run
I disbelieve... Uh... I run
I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
I disclaim my disclaimer!
I discovered QModem is not part of the Continuum.
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch! - Homer
I discovered he had a crush on me. - 007 (Moonraker)
I discovered my family tree was a bonsai.
I discovered the Meaning of Life but found Microsoft owned the rights
I discovered the key to success and then they changed the lock.
I dislike US President Clinton and her husband.
I dismiss all beers under 6% for the children and the elderly.
I disregard these jibes at our equipment 007. - Q (F.Y.E.O.)
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I distrust all systematisers, and avoid them. The will to a system shows a lack of honesty. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with
I divorced my wife because of her obsession with football
I do *NOT* love my computer more. Please put down my keyboard...dear
I do *not* trough files.  I am *not* an Amiga user.
I do Blue Wave:  Look "MOM" I got a new toy!
I do I do I DO believe in spooks! - Wizard of Oz
I do NOT do Windoze!
I do NOT snag recipes; I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOT steal taglines. I make "backups" which I use!
I do NOW! Should we try to clean the house, or just torch it?
I do Windows but my wife doesn't
I do Windows, but I don't do toilets. There's too much OS/2-poo
I do Windows. Can I also do ANSI?
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do a lot of research, especially in the apartments of tall blondes.
I do a lot of thinking in the john. Says a lot for my thoughts.
I do a very strenuous exercise routine - aerobic naps.
I do admire Dolly Parton's acting, said Tom, figuratively.
I do admire Raquel Welch's acting, Tom said figuratively
I do and do for you kids and this is the thanks I get !!!
I do anything but my modem is more fun
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
I do begin to have bloody thoughts.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I do believe I'm BAkeD.
I do believe I'm drunk. * Kryten
I do believe in spooks! Mommy! Mommy! - Tom
I do belive in Gaos!  I do I do I do I do... -- Joel Robinson
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further
I do desire we may be better strangers.
I do desire we may be better strangers.	-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
I do desire we may be better strangers. -- Shakespeare
I do desire we may be taglined strangers. --Tagspeare
I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one
I do everything better when I'm naked.
I do everything on purpose.  Garfield
I do feel your pain - Bill Clinton
I do get pissed when people point guns at me! - Carl Robinson
I do have hair like yours.... just not on my head! - Cat to Rimmer
I do have some composure thank you. :) - Digital Shakespeare
I do have some creativity somewhere sometimes. - Peter Strickland
I do have some political tags
I do hereby assign all intangibles, in perpetuity,
I do indeed concur, whole-heartedly! --Riker
I do it for the same reason that it frightens you.
I do it in a gentle way :) - Jalapeno
I do it in the archives
I do it so I don't have to look at your ugly face all the time
I do keep my powder dry...it's my brain that's wet!
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. - Crusher
I do know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once!
I do know of a picture of Dax (from DS9), nude!
I do like your sexy smiles, and need more of them
I do love messin' with your mind. - Anna Steven
I do metaphysics knitting with metastrings.
I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.
I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like
I do my drinking from a dixie cup.
I do n't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I do not accept gifts from disapproving gentlemen.   Audrey Hepburn
I do not allow crying in the classroom! - Mrs. Gorf
I do not attack fools, but foolishness. * du Laurens
I do not believe I know a Mr. Whitley. --Data
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. WOODY ALLEN
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance
I do not believe in uncrushable stones.
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe that everything is too much to ask out of life. -JD
I do not believe there is much beyond Nomad's capabilites. - Spock
I do not believe this Being is native to our time continuum. - Data
I do not blame you for standing silent in your shame. - Delenn
I do not care what _they_ think. - Gowron
I do not comment on intelligent matters -Jim Bolger
I do not drink like a fish.  I drink like a dolphin
I do not drink living drinks.
I do not drink.... wine! -Dracula
I do not eat lead.
I do not eat living food.
I do not eat snails!  I prefer fast food.
I do not enjoy riddles.  Worf
I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.   - Theresa of Avila
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.  - Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. - Is
I do not feel well.
I do not find your personal proposition appealing. Data
I do not go & seek the inexperienced; he comes & seeks me
I do not have a designation.  My name is Kerzhan.
I do not have a vacancy in my attic!  Bats in the belfry, maybe
I do not have an ego.  I am right.
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I do not have diplomatic immunity - Bart Simpson's lines
I do not have diplomatic immunity -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F20
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart Simpson
I do not have diplomatic immunity. - Bart's Board
I do not have diplomatic immunity. --Bart Simpson.
I do not have the same resources I once had, Captain. - Delenn
I do not have those answers. - Kahless
I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language
I do not have to destroy because I do not fear. - Master Mold
I do not in any way represent the views or policies of my employer.
I do not introduce the log! -Log Lady
I do not invent Hypotheses.  -- Isaac Newton
I do not jest and please don't call me Shirley!
I do not know how to tell my friend that I am imajinary.
I do not know my name - Data
I do not know my name - Data
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself, and God forbids that I should
I do not know what anything is for!
I do not know what he is, but I am sure he belongs to you
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu
I do not know which of them is a traitor, so kill 'em all
I do not know. - Worf
I do not lead you, you lead me The Spectre - KC #3
I do not lie, and react badly to people who say I lie. -- Butler
I do not like Green Day and Jam. I do not like them, DJ man
I do not like SPAM/But will eat green eggs and ham./So there, Sam-I-am
I do not like any of my loved ones.
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like it! --Data
I do not like work even when another person does it. (Mark Twain)
I do not love my computer. What? I'm not whispering!
I do not make war against the dead. -- Homer
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. -- Butler
I do not much dislike the matter, but the manner of his s
I do not negotiate with criminals. - Worf
I do not often attack the labour party.  They do it so well themselves.
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. -- Erma Bombeck 
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not perceive my own best interests.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
I do not promise never to appear again - Q
I do not remember X-Rated programs in the Holodeck.
I do not remember. It was long ago in another lifetime. - Kahless
I do not see here anyone worthy of understanding who I am. &lt;Chiun&gt;
I do not see the logic in assimilation. -Spock
I do not specialize in normal, sorry.
I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute!
I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I do not think you realise the gravity of your situation!
I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you.
I do not threaten, Captain. I merely state facts. Spock-2
I do not threaten.  I merely advise caution. - Dream
I do not trust their Captain. - Romulan Commander
I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
I do not understand the threat that I bring to you. -- Sisko
I do not understand, he is Warrior caste. - Delenn
I do not want green eggs and ham!
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen
I do push-ups 3 times a day...from my chair after each meal.
I do quite enough walking around in circles as it is, thank you - Arifel
I do so have a grip on reality! Just not on this particular one.
I do so have morals.  I just don't know where they are
I do so only because it suits me - Q
I do the right thing only as a last resort.
I do the rock, myself - Tim Curry
I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy! Mudd
I do the very best I know how. The very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln
I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Larry, Moe, and Curly!!!
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I do the work of Larry, Moe, and Curly.
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men --- Larry, Moe, and Curly
I do the work of three men... Moe, Larry, & Curly
I do this for the fun!
I do this kind of stuff to him all through the picture.
I do to have a good memory. It's just short
I do understand your pain and wanting to give up."
I do visit reality - although it's on a tourist visa.
I do what I have to do to remain insane around here????
I do what I have to do to remain insane!
I do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it. &lt;Sarah&gt;
I do what the little voices tell me to.
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do. - jabberwok
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
I do windows, but I *don't* do Windows!
I do workbenches, I don't do windows.
I do?  Why, whatever my Rice Crispies say, of course
I don"t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. -- Brilliant
I don' gotta show you no steenking tag line.
I don't *DO* taglines, really!
I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality.
I don't *hoard* Taglines. I'm just careful with the *time*
I don't *want* another one, I like *that* one! - LaCroix
I don't .GIF a Dang about my bad .REP-utation!
I don't CARE if you are one fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't GET headaches, I GIVE them!
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I don't HAVE all the answers. I've never been dead before. -Ro Laren
I don't HAVE to accept reality if it doesn't suit me
I don't HAVE to think, I KNOW!
I don't I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don't JUST want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't LIVE in the past...I only MAKE PAYMENTS on it !
I don't LOOK disabled?  Well you don't look STUPID OR IGNORANT!
I don't MEAN to be rude or anything, But TRY QUOTEING.
I don't NEED Robocomm! ... I'm up at 4:00 am
I don't THINK of sex ALL the time-sometimes I have it!
I don't Tork Sow Theffrican Ingglish
I don't WANT to be reincarnated - so there!  &lt;Remo&gt;
I don't _suffer_ from insanity I _ENJOY_ it!
I don't admit--, er, *make* mistakes!
I don't advise this, Captain. --La Forge
I don't advocate sex & insanity but they work for me.
I don't agree - I'm just tired form arguing
I don't agree with Rush -- Rush agrees with ME!
I don't allow Playmates on the Promenade!
I don't allow kangaroos or koala bears on the Promenade!
I don't allow lightsabres on the Promenade!
I don't allow shopping carts on the Promendade!
I don't allow waterguns OR Nerf Pistols on the Promenade!!
I don't always behave, but I am always GOOD
I don't always have my mouth open! - Serena
I don't always know what I'm talking about but I know I'm right
I don't apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry but that's just how I am. -Homer
I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!
I don't beLIEve slick wilLIE!
I don't beleive in backu&lt;NO CARRIER&lt;
I don't beleive in love.  I never have I never will
I don't beleive that is what you've been asking of us .. you want ALL
I don't believe ANY lawyer, but I know what the government will do!
I don't believe I knew anything about any of these... - Hitlary
I don't believe I know what that is. - Bashir
I don't believe I was addressing you, Mayo-naise - Crow
I don't believe I was having a problem.
I don't believe I'm such a mystery.
I don't believe anybody. - Garibaldi
I don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy!
I don't believe him. - McCoy
I don't believe him. - McCoyI don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in Astrology, We Virgos are very skeptical.
I don't believe in Beaver Cleaver.  - Joan Scoggin
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. --Clarence Darrow
I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.- Gabriel Garc!a M rquez
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Superman or Frankenstein
I don't believe in a no -win scenario.  - Kirk
I don't believe in an interventionist God... - Nick Cave
I don't believe in astrology.  But then I'm an Aquarius, and Aquarians don't believe in astrology. -- James R. F. Quirk
I don't believe in atheists.
I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. Rush
I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood. - Carolyn Green
I don't believe in god because I don't believe in mother goose!
I don't believe in mathematics. Einstein
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them.
I don't believe in mixed marriages, said Tom gaily.
I don't believe in morality. I am a disciple of Bernard Shaw. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't believe in no-win scenarios. -- James T. Kirk
I don't believe in nothin' no more! I'm goin' to law school! - Jimbo
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts --U2
I don't believe in psychic powers, but I know you do
I don't believe in psychics.
I don't believe in reincarnation. I did in a past life.
I don't believe in religion or God.  I believe in myself
I don't believe in suicide - it stunts your growth.
I don't believe in superstition - it brings bad luck.
I don't believe in the bible. I guess I'll have to write one.
I don't believe in the no-win scenario
I don't believe intelligent aliens exist, especially humans.-Dr Who
I don't believe it I believed both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it!  I am talking to a tree. -- Kira
I don't believe it! - Uhura
I don't believe it! - Yeoman Rand
I don't believe it! My Birth Certificate expired?
I don't believe it! You studied for a urine test ?
I don't believe it! You're a genius! Diolus
I don't believe it, Brother. Rom
I don't believe it.  I've been ippy-dippied to death. - Rimmer
I don't believe it. - O'Brien
I don't believe it. --Luke. That... is why you fail. --Yoda
I don't believe it. I am talking to a tree:Major Kira
I don't believe it. L.S. That is why you failed. --Yoda
I don't believe it...  I believe both a Deveel AND an Imp! - Aahz
I don't believe it... she hit me with a wall... -- Recoil
I don't believe it...he crapped bigger than me!
I don't believe it..I've heard of this disease.  Beverly
I don't believe the Federation has any business being here! - Kira
I don't believe the liberal media!
I don't believe this! - Ro Laren
I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
I don't believe we're having this discussion. O'Brien
I don't believe we've met. I'm Mr. Right.
I don't believe you
I don't believe you exist.  No one is this stupid.
I don't believe you got Riker's hair right. * Picard
I don't believe you understand the gravity of your situation. --Spock
I don't belive it! It's a room full of monkeys! - Mrs. Jewls
I don't belong on your ship; I belong on this one. - Scott
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Democrat
I don't belong to an oganized political party.  I'm a Republican.
I don't belong to an organized political party.  I'm a Conservative.
I don't bite hard! Just lick hard! &lt;exceptions noted&gt;
I don't bite!  Just lick hard!  (exceptions noted)
I don't bite!  OH well   -    .......... actually, I do.  - Kehlyr
I don't bite.  Well, that's wrong I do bite! ... K'Ehleyr - The Emissary
I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite. -K'Ehleyr
I don't bite... unless asked!
I don't bite...nibble maybe but never bite!
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
I don't blame you, but OUCH! ... this is a LARGE request!
I don't blend in at a family picnic. - Batman, BATMAN FOREVER
I don't brake for animals. And I speed up for liberals
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't break rules, I bend them -- a lot. -- Sideswipe
I don't buy any books on impulse; I buy on WARP!
I don't buy books on impulse. I buy them at warp speed.
I don't call 911.
I don't care *HOW* many orcs he's with! GET THAT DWARF OFF THE CARPET!
I don't care *whose* dog you are, you will not snarl at me!
I don't care HOW they do it in California!
I don't care WHO you are! Get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, DO not walking on water while I'm fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, Fatso.  Get the reindeer off my roof!
I don't care WHO you are, you're NOT walking on water while I'M fishing!
I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking here while I'm fishing!
I don't care about apathy.
I don't care about being accepted. I'd settle for being ignored
I don't care about crime, I just want to get the guns.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
I don't care about history/Rock-rock-rock & Roll High School/ Ramones
I don't care about justice.  Only about the law.  -Mako
I don't care about your crewmen.  Ishara
I don't care about your degrees! -- Harley Stone
I don't care enough to give up
I don't care for poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
I don't care how drunk you make me,I'm not going home with you.
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve,
I don't care if I *am* a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I still won't jump!
I don't care if I AM a lemming, I'm still not going!
I don't care if I AM a lemming...I'm NOT going!
I don't care if I'm a Lemming -- I'm *not* going
I don't care if I'm a lemming, I'm still not going
I don't care if I'm apathetic.
I don't care if Monday's black
I don't care if it IS useful!  Is it made of chocolate?
I don't care if it is just a tagline. Make it so!
I don't care if it is politics. Bait-and-switch is still illegal
I don't care if it rains or freezes / Long as I got my plastic Jesus
I don't care if it's NSA or the Vatican Police... - Mulder (1x04)
I don't care if the sun don't shine -Floyd
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
I don't care if you ARE on fire!  Stop SCREAMING like that!
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! *Troi
I don't care if you are Santa Claus, Get the Reindeer off my ROOF!
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail!  Worf
I don't care if you have Tylenol, I STILL don't wanna go to your place
I don't care if you treat me like a lady. -- That Dog
I don't care if you've got orders from God, complete w/ stone tablets!
I don't care that you think that I'm crazy...  Ted Nugent 
I don't care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member. - Groucho Marx
I don't care what "they" say, disco *STILL* sucks!
I don't care what anybody says, it's STILL a primitive planet!
I don't care what happened today
I don't care what he says, I'm _NOT_ having it on _my_ network.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker
I don't care what it smells like, it ain't dead yet!
I don't care what star you're following, get that camel off my front lawn!  -- Heard in Bethlehem
I don't care what the orders are. I'm for getting out of here NOW!
I don't care what the other parents are doing
I don't care what they say! I did *not* eat 110 passengers!
I don't care what they say, I still like you
I don't care what you call me, as long as you mention my name.
I don't care what you did on who
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life. - Billy Joel
I don't care what you say. Women make the best wives
I don't care what you smell, get in there! -Han
I don't care what you smell, get in!
I don't care what you think of me, so long as it's favorable.
I don't care what you think unless it is about me.
I don't care what's ON your head,only what's IN your head
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin
I don't care which gender has the job, as long as the job is well done!
I don't care who I step on on my way up 'cause I ain't coming down.
I don't care who died, I need that phone line!
I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating
I don't care who wins... I'll fricasse the loser!  Chicken Hawk
I don't care who you are Fatso -get the Reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, Fatso.  Get those reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are, fat man, get off my roof!
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof!
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you  would rather be
I don't care who you are...pick up the cross or get outta the parade!
I don't care who's taglines I steal! Humm there's another
I don't care! That's one of our moderators.
I don't care, it's assimilation for you!
I don't care-I don't have to-I'm a Computer Addict
I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm the sysadmin
I don't care. I don't have to. I'm the SysOp.
I don't care. Picard
I don't cheat - I play by the extended rules.
I don't collect weird, I create weird.
I don't come here for debates, I come here for taglines.
I don't consider myself full of c**p, thank you. &lt;chuckle&gt; - Anna S
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
I don't cook brains; my brains are cooked enough already!
I don't cotton to those long-haired artsy types... -- Forrester
I don't crack?
I don't cruise the web because I'm afraid I might meet the spider
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
I don't date Ken dolls.  Crow T. Robot
I don't deal well with Humidity or Humility
I don't delegate responsibility - but I delegate blame
I don't descriminate - I hate everyone
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny
I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and I do
I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and don't deserve that.
I don't dial 911!!! I shoot back!
I don't dial 911,  I dial 357!
I don't discrimate against sex.  I'll sleep with either!
I don't dislike work. I don't know it well enough to dislike it.
I don't do Bimbos. But I might let them do me.
I don't do GUI, yet I love OS/2.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do Taco Bell, Wickes, Builders Emp.,
I don't do Top 40, man... -- Johnny Fever
I don't do WINDOWS - it's hard enough for me to clean up!
I don't do WINDOWS, but my clients wish I did.
I don't do Windows
I don't do Windows - DOS DAT make me strange?
I don't do Windows but OS/2 does!
I don't do Windows!  My DESQ has a better View!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper.
I don't do Windows.... but OS/2 does;-)
I don't do Windows......
I don't do anything wrong, because I don't do anything
I don't do battle...  Mike Nelson
I don't do books - drugs are my escape from reality
I don't do children's parties, O'Brien.--Odo
I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell of it. - Bill Clinton
I don't do cute. I'm f*ckin adorable!
I don't do drugs - books are my escape from reality
I don't do drugs anymore. I'm so old now I get the same effect just standing up fast,,,
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality
I don't do hard liquor... it does me!!!
I don't do helpless. - Batman
I don't do it for the money.  -- Donald Trump, Art of the Deal
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do jokes, I do intelligence tests: you flunked!
I don't do mornings
I don't do mornings well!
I don't do mornings. --Garfield the cat
I don't do mornings...
I don't do names
I don't do reports, it's against my religion.
I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't do tag lines!
I don't do taglines! - Carol West
I don't do taglines.
I don't do the I'net(TM), I run a BBS
I don't do windows.  At least not now.
I don't do windows. - Bill Gates
I don't do windoze!
I don't do work, but I have a friend who does
I don't doubt it.-McCoy
I don't dream. I perform subconscious calculations. - Bryce
I don't drink ....... wine.
I don't drink Bud. I don't need no stinking rice in my Beer!
I don't drink any more.  I don't drink any less, either.
I don't drink anymore.  I just freeze my beer & eat it
I don't drink anything stronger than pop.  Pop drinks anything
I don't drink as a rule....just as a habit!
I don't drink water, says Soleil LaPierre.  Fish f**k in
I don't drink water.  Fish have sex in it.
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it   - W. C. Fields -
I don't drink water. Fish f**k in it.
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it
I don't drink water. Fish make love in it. (W. C. Fields)
I don't drink water; fish screw in it.
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coates
I don't drink, smoke, go out with woman, and I make my own frocks
I don't drink.  It makes me feel good.  I hate it
I don't eat anything I can't identify, describe, or pronounce.
I don't eat anything that giggles. -Robert Sheckley
I don't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
I don't eat red meat anymore. I cook it until it's brown.
I don't eat red meat anymore.....I cook it until it's just pink
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food. - Robert Aboud
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
I don't eat snails... I prefer FAST food!
I don't eat snails; I'm a fast food kind of guy
I don't eat!  This is not a real mouth! - Odo
I don't engage in a battle of wits with defenseless people
I don't engage in casual sex ... please dress up
I don't enjoy fighting. - Kira
I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet!
I don't especially hate vampires--I just hate anything above
I don't even *know* what *I* want! --Vir.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror.
I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror. - Rincewind (Mort)
I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.  -- Katherine Cebrian
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking
I don't even have a spare cot. Sheridan
I don't even have software to use them!). I hope you enjoy, but if you
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
I don't even know what we're looking for. - O'Brien
I don't even like apples! (Adam to God)
I don't even put beans and chile together in the same tagline!
I don't ever wanna feel, like I did that day... -RHCP
I don't exagerate. Torres
I don't exaggerate, I just remember big.
I don't exist -- my computer creates all this!
I don't exist.  The SysOp types all this in
I don't expect any help. - Dax
I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.
I don't expect you to applaud me. Bowing will do!
I don't experiment - I get it wrong the first time
I don't fancy the idea of my crew being infected. - Picard
I don't fear Government, I fear the fools that elect them!
I don't fear computers. I fear the lack of them.-Azimov
I don't feel fresh today - Crow as girl wrestler
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet - Crow as hero
I don't feel good unless I take a bullet.  Crow T. Robot
I don't feel good. - The last words of Luther Burbank
I don't feel up to this... I'm going back to bed.
I don't fight with miners.....that would be stupid!
I don't find this at all amusing, StarFleet -- B'Elanna, to Kim
I don't find this at all amusing, Starfleet. Torres
I don't flirt with you cuz i like you, i do it to remind you what you can't have!
I don't fly! I hover.... - Dione
I don't frequent restaurants that feature a mouse menu
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap
I don't get even, I get Odder!!
I don't get even; I get odd.
I don't get even; I stay odd
I don't get headaches. I give them.
I don't get it! - O'Brien
I don't get it, Tim.  Is it cool to make no sense?  Is it hip?
I don't get it.  It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. - Butt-Head
I don't get it. --La Forge
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz. -- Butthead
I don't get it... -- Gypsy
I don't get mad.  I just blow holes in people
I don't get mad... I just delete your COMMAND.COM
I don't get no respect
I don't get on Kira's wrong side because then I get no blanket at all!
I don't get paid enough to make mistakes!
I don't get paid weekly -- just WEAKLY!
I don't get ulcers, but I am a carrier.
I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton any respect.
I don't give Bill Clinton much credibility.
I don't give Bill Clinton much respect.
I don't give a damn 'cause I damn dead already.
I don't give a damn whether he's dead or not, Jim!
I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. &lt;Sec.McKinley&gt;
I don't give a frog's fat ass! - British Bulldog
I don't give a rat's ass WHERE Carmen Sandiego is this week!
I don't give you enough information to think! - Jelico
I don't go for reincarnation, but what kind of animal were you when you were alive?
I don't go out of bounds.  I use the "1 kick" rule!
I don't go round messing about with your earphones, do I?
I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a Cadillac
I don't grow weeds.. that is fodder for my tortoise!
I don't hallucinate anymore, the Thing driving the UFO cured me
I don't handle .. delicacy very well. - Odo
I don't hate Windows - It runs great under OS/2 WARP!
I don't hate cats.  I just find them entertaining whilst dying.
I don't hate myself in the morning.  I sleep until noon.
I don't hate religious people. I find them comical. - H.L. Mencken
I don't hate work. I don't know it well enough to hate it.
I don't hate you, Cardassian. I hate what I became BECAUSE of you
I don't hate, I'm indifferent.  Same results, less effort.   ~~ * eViL D * ~~
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have ADD!!!!      Now, what were we talking about.
I don't have Original Sin,  I plagiarized it!
I don't have PMS, I'am a Klingon.
I don't have PMS, I'm really a B*TCH!!
I don't have a REAL life - I have a BBS!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a Trekkie!
I don't have a RL (Real Life), I have Internet Access!
I don't have a Tagline. (Is that a Tagline or a lie?)
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach
I don't have a boyfriend, said Mary guilelessly.
I don't have a cute little head
I don't have a cute little head... - Vhujunka
I don't have a dog to wash, so I write code instead. (Terne)
I don't have a drinking problem - I drink, I get drunk, I fall down No problem
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that. -Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a handle on life, but I do have its FCB
I don't have a hobby.  I have a computer
I don't have a joke here.. I just like saying "SLMR"
I don't have a licence to kill.I have a learner's permit
I don't have a license to kill, just a learner's permit.
I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.
I don't have a life, I have Blue Wave reader.
I don't have a life, I have a BBS.
I don't have a life, I have an offline mail reader.
I don't have a life.  I have a computer.
I don't have a life.  I have a program. - Dr. Zimmerman
I don't have a life... I own a modem!!
I don't have a life...I have a modem!
I don't have a life; I have a program. - Doc Zimmerman
I don't have a lifestyle...I just wing it.
I don't have a mama... My father and I just use yours
I don't have a mom, the dog ate her .--Crow T. Robot
I don't have a moral plan. I'm a Canadian. &lt;David Cronenberg&gt;
I don't have a pornograph either, but I do have a pornographic memory!
I don't have a problem with GOD...it's his FAN CLUB that
I don't have a problem with God, it's his Fan Club that I can't stand.
I don't have a problem with God, just his fan club!
I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian! --O'Brien
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that I hate.
I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that scares me!
I don't have a problem with god, it's some in his FAN CLUB that I hate
I don't have a proglem in the wordl
I don't have a recipe. (Is that a recipe or a lie?)
I don't have a screen saver, I just close my eyes when I sleep
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't have a solution but I certainly admire the problem
I don't have a solution but I do admire the problem.
I don't have a solution, but I sure admire the problem!
I don't have a watch, but I've got time on my hands.
I don't have a weird sense of humor - you're reality is weird!!!
I don't have a weird sense of humor.  Your reality is just weird.
I don't have a whole bunch, but here's what I have! :)
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers-just the ones that matter!
I don't have an "ANY" key!
I don't have an agenda, Odo. - Sisko
I don't have an attitude .... I _AM_ an attidude!
I don't have an attitude problem - it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. - Dilbert
I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
I don't have an attitude, babe--I AM an attitude
I don't have an attitude...I AM an attitude!
I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes. No problem
I don't have an overactive imagination - I live in an underactive universe
I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices!
I don't have any Taglines. At least not good ones.
I don't have any cd software sorry. I wish I did.
I don't have any ears! - EWJ
I don't have any easy answers, Captain. Sarah
I don't have any fortunes to give you.  Go away
I don't have any hard feelings.             John Wayne
I don't have any hard feelings.   John Bobbit
I don't have any hard feelings. -- John Wayne Bobbit '93
I don't have any males.  I mean, not yet. - Kira
I don't have any money. Do you take Federal Reserve Notes?
I don't have any more money, so quit stabbing my cat
I don't have any recipes to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I don't have any strong opinions - only other people do!
I don't have any taglines to give you
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I don't have any trouble parking.  I drive a forklift.
I don't have any will-power anymore, though.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't have anything against Jeff Gordon, but, Dale Earnhardt is a better driver
I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  God doesn't have to.
I don't have delusions of grandeur.  They aren't delusions
I don't have energy, I "AM" Energy!
I don't have enough experience with any to be able to recommend them.
I don't have enough taglines! - Danny Della Paolera
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? - Carole Burnett
I don't have it...but I'll give it to you if you let me go. - Krycek
I don't have much use for platitudes, --Odo.. --Kira
I don't have one in my seabag!!!?!
I don't have pejudice; I hate everyone equally!
I don't have power - I _am_ power. - Firestorm
I don't have problems with alcohol... but without ;*)
I don't have sex. I make love.
I don't have stress, but I may be a carrier
I don't have tags : i'm hazy
I don't have the fire, you do. - Methos
I don't have the freedom to kill you to save another. Janeway
I don't have the slightest idea how I'm supposed to do that!-O'Brien
I don't have the solution but I admire the problem
I don't have the stats, but it's absolutely true. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't have the time for a hobby.  I have a computer.
I don't have time for a hobby. I'm a Ham and a SysOp!
I don't have time for any of this villain banter! - The Tick
I don't have time for jokes! - Odo
I don't have time for this. --Garibaldi.
I don't have time for your convenient ignorance - Scully to Mr. X
I don't have time for......romantic interludes! - Odo
I don't have time to play Choose the Changeling!"-O'Brien
I don't have time to wait on instant gratification
I don't have time. Not enough time! Banjo Man
I don't have to be the star every time. - Little Yoshi
I don't have to count letters in sentences. When there's too many,.
I don't have to do drugs to escape from reality; I BBS!
I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic. -Ranma
I don't have to look up my family tree.  I'm the sap
I don't have to pretend, she doesn't expect it from me
I don't have to proofread my stuff. I have an error-correcting modem.
I don't have to prove I'm better than others...they KNOW it!
I don't have to prove anything...I KNOW I'm right!
I don't have to say that at all, Lillian.  You did. - Sgt. Joe Frida
I don't have to sell anything to them I don't want to! -Jumja vendor
I don't have to stand upright, said Tom grandly.
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby
I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby, Dinosaurs
I don't have ulcers. I give them
I don't hear you concurring hairball breath - Calvin
I don't hope for miracles; I schedule them.
I don't how to live but I got a lot of toys
I don't indiscriminately use people, except Max. - Sam
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. --Nancy Reagan
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy.
I don't intend to be here long enough to get chummy. - Winchester
I don't jog!  It makes my beer all foamy..
I don't jog.  If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog.  It makes my beer all foamy.
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog. It makes my beer all foamy!
I don't joke. I just watch our government and report.
I don't juggle chainsaws, swords, or Sysops!
I don't just believe in miracles  I rely on them
I don't just flirt with danger - I go with it out on dates
I don't just flirt with death, I'm going steady with it.
I don't just hate vampires - I hate anything above me on the food chain
I don't just tempt fate - I give it the finger!
I don't just want it, I want it ALL!
I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above globes.  They freak out and yell "Whoa, I'm up *way* too high..."
I don't kill my enemies, I SLIME them! -Odo
I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!  Odo
I don't kill, I maim PERMANENTLY!!!
I don't know
I don't know &gt;what&lt; I am. - The Crow
I don't know - Scully Why don't you try to find out?- Mulder
I don't know Jerry Lee, I never met John & Yoko
I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know THAT yet, either! - McCoy
I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in my read molars
I don't know _what_ you're talking about!! - Intendant
I don't know a man who would dynamite a church. -- Sam
I don't know about all this sex on television, I keep falling off. -Monty Python
I don't know about apathy or ignorance, and I don't care!
I don't know about art, but I know what I like.  Forrester
I don't know about art, but I know what makes me say, "$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?!"
I don't know about ignorance and apathy.  Who cares?
I don't know about the enemy,but they scare the hell out of me!
I don't know about this "beaming" stuff.  Is it safe?
I don't know about this lemur.  Tastes kinda gamey. -- Joel
I don't know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier
I don't know about you chaps - Crow
I don't know about you, but I'm touched
I don't know about you, but I'm touched.  Yakko, Animaniacs
I don't know about you, but as for me I hate quotations. -R.W.Emerson
I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderson
I don't know and I don't care.
I don't know and neither do I.
I don't know any reason why we couldn't do it, but maybe we can think of one. - Mark C. Davison
I don't know anything about an Orb -- Siso
I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis
I don't know anything about trolls. Why do you ask?
I don't know anything and I can prove it
I don't know art but I know what I like..... BREATHING!! - Duckman
I don't know but it must be great - I didn't understand it at all
I don't know everything....but I'm working on it!
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for -- Shelby
I don't know for certain that they had "no children".
I don't know how I got here
I don't know how big this thing gets:
I don't know how long I'll need three of my houses, said Tom forebodingly
I don't know how much more she'll take of this, Captain
I don't know how these hacks sleep at night
I don't know how they found me, but they found me. -- Doc Brown
I don't know how to be happy - they didn't teach it it in my school.
I don't know how we got this car, but lets get him - Crow
I don't know how we're going to get out of this one. - Han Solo
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. - Elaine Benes
I don't know how you were diverted--you were perverted too
I don't know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. - Jules Renard
I don't know if I am going to heaver or hell, I just hope God grades on a curve
I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline!
I don't know if I can believe that. - Troi
I don't know if I want to put myself in that position again.-T.Riker
I don't know if I'm ready to be a co-parent! - Arthur to Tick
I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
I don't know if it's art, but I like it. - The Joker
I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get.:-)
I don't know if we'll ever cure proverty, but the way prices and taxes are going we're sure to cure wealth.
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know if you know anything about UFO's. - Bambi
I don't know it must have been the roses
I don't know its limitations. (St George)
I don't know jokes; I just watch government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
I don't know much about Romulan disruptor settings. -- Spock
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it. - Dorothy Parker
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One -- Picard
I don't know much about religion, but I know what I don't believe.
I don't know much, but I know it fluently
I don't know music, but I know what I like. -- Beerbohm
I don't know nothin'. I just post here
I don't know nuthun bout birthin no babies!
I don't know of a TAGX site in Connecticut, but you can ask your SYSOP.
I don't know that one. How 'bout Amazing Grace? - Tom
I don't know that one... how 'bout `Amazing Grace'? -- Tom Servo
I don't know that yet, either! -- McCoy
I don't know the answer, but I admire the problem
I don't know the answer, but I admire the question!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!! I mean I know it
I don't know there IS any medical evidence on that. - Bashir
I don't know too many scorpions who surf the internet - Scully
I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings
I don't know tower.. Define term "Flight Plan"
I don't know what I can offer against Paradise. - Kirk
I don't know what I did wrong. I'm kinda new at being Korean. -Tommy
I don't know what I like, but I do know what art is
I don't know what I want to hear until I hear what I don't want to hear
I don't know what I want, but that ain't it! -NetAdmin
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I don't know what I'm doing, but I do know I'm doing it well
I don't know what I'm suggesting. - O'Brien
I don't know what caused it... - Bashir
I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me. - Duke of Wellington
I don't know what is happening with those products, sorry.
I don't know what it is or what it does, but I like playing with it.
I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition.
I don't know what it is... -- Harley Stone
I don't know what makes you tick but I wish it was a time bomb
I don't know what that it, but it sure talks spooky... -- Sulu
I don't know what this info gets us, but remember it is important. - Rich Logan
I don't know what to believe anymore - Skinner (3x21)
I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. - Stan
I don't know what to do!  I can't make decisions!  I'm a president!
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to tell you, Mulder. - Scully
I don't know what ur problem is,but I'll bet its hard 2 pronounce
I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. - John Glenn
I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou
I don't know what you need, and frankly, I don't care. - Janeway
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what your job is! Kirk to Gary Seven
I don't know what your pleasure threshold is. &lt;G'Kar&lt;
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure it's all your fault
I don't know what's good for you. You don't know what's good for me
I don't know where George Wendt
I don't know where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows --J. Buffet
I don't know where I'm going, but I *am* on my way!
I don't know where all this kindness from me is coming from
I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain. - Leia
I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser Brain
I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I don't know where you've been, but it looks like you won first prize!
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling
I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
I don't know which of you is more obscene. - Margaret to Hawk & Trap
I don't know who I am anymore.   Ingrid Bergman
I don't know who I am.  One false move and I'm yours.  Groucho Marx
I don't know who I'm voting for, but I know who I'm voting against!!!
I don't know who cut down that tree in my yard! Frankly, I'm stumped
I don't know who is a bigger pain in the butt.  Men or Women?
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. -- Abraham Lincoln
I don't know who's naughty & nice said Santa listlessly
I don't know why *anyone* would want a computer in their home. -- Ken Olson [president of DEC], 1974
I don't know why I am the way I am I just know what I am -Dracul
I don't know why I call him Gerald
I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q
I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France! --Jay Leno
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why that doesn't surprise me. - Hawkeye
I don't know why they bother making this info available to people!
I don't know why they still call it Rock 'n' Roll. -Warren Cartwright
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein, Cambridge philosopher
I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate
I don't know why you bother ever! -Vyv
I don't know you anymore Londo.  None of us do. - Garibaldi
I don't know, Batman, but it is a whale of a thread!
I don't know, Deeply Spaced Out Nine or something... -Anna Steven
I don't know, Filbert. Bird-wigging is inhumane. - Rocko
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. - Han Solo
I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any differ
I don't know, I have amnesia, and I'm not here right now
I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along
I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? - Mr Garrison, South Park
I don't know, Mulder,...I......uhhh..... - Scully
I don't know, Mulder...it just doesn't track - Dana Scully
I don't know, Scully, but let's go see if the shoe fits - Fox Mulder
I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.
I don't know, ask Cathy.
I don't know, but I know where to find it if I need it.  - Einstein, when asked what his telephone number was
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't know, maybe I was just tired. - Sinclair
I don't know, so I can't explain it -- Gloria (Track 13)
I don't know, they're bomb stains. - Superman
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't know, what drink *DOES* go with Marlboro and an AK-47??
I don't know, you tell me, you're supposed to be wise! - Beverly
I don't know.  Eat you for supper?  Rita, Animaniacs
I don't know.  I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I don't know.  I'm making it up as I go along. - Indiana Jones
I don't know. - Bob A. Booey
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know. I don't care. And it makes no difference
I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know
I don't know. I'm not a monkey. - Allison
I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose. (Terry Pratchet)
I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.-Stan, South Park
I don't know. What IS happening, Data? Soong
I don't know...  Federation medical secrets?  Dr. Bashir
I don't know... I haven't known you very long! :) - Springheel Jack
I don't know... I sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy sometimes!
I don't know... I think the nurses are mixing his medications again
I don't know... it's already kinda big.... :) - Renimar Keth-solamni
I don't know... what do you think?  :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I don't know....Fly casual! - Han Solo
I don't know...fly casual
I don't know...it must be...no...well..I guess not
I don't know..I could imagine quite a bit
I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy
I don't kow, maybe I'm shooting pork in a barrel...-Harry, 3rd Rock
I don't let Rush Limbaugh OR Sally Struthers think for me
I don't let my ignorance deter me from my fascination.  -J. Sterling
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
I don't lie. I creatively misstated the fact, that's all
I don't like #3 at all, Tuvok. Janeway
I don't like Chaos - but Chaos likes me!
I don't like Chinese food. I think the Peking Duck watches me
I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Mountain Dew provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Coffee - Pepsi provides MY caffeene!
I don't like Daddy! Then just eat your potatoes
I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN
I don't like President Clinton OR HER HUSBAND!!!
I don't like being around when rules are broken. - Frank Burns
I don't like being dead.  Itsannoying, actually. -- LaCroix
I don't like being on the bottom!  I always screw up!
I don't like big governments...just big government checks!
I don't like broccoli either.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
I don't like dogs ... Keep getting mustard on my catching glove
I don't like giggling, but it seems to be a habit of mine. - Anna S
I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah
I don't like hot dogs, Tom said frankly
I don't like it any more than you do, Spock. - Kirk
I don't like it but I guess I'm learning.
I don't like it that they're capable of the gods
I don't like jogging, it makes my beer all foamy
I don't like jogging.  It makes my beer foam up
I don't like lost clusters
I don't like men with too many muscles... - Janet Weiss
I don't like men with too many muscles...just the important one...;-)
I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit.
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Louis
I don't like money, but it quiets my nerves.
I don't like people kibitzing when I operate. - Trapper
I don't like people rummaging around in my head. - Jeffrey Sinclair
I don't like police states.  Can I join a fire station state?
I don't like price controls anymore than you - Clinton
I don't like principles. A prejudice is more honest.
I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices. They are more honest
I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off.
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow
I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
I don't like spying on them. - Sheridan
I don't like stuff that sucks Butt-Head
I don't like stupid thinking. - Anna Steven
I don't like surprises anymore than you do. - Sisko
I don't like taxes anymore than you do - Bill Clinton
I don't like that mentality...that one is cooler than the other--Fiona Apple
I don't like the bird one! - Enoch, Demon Dog on Crow
I don't like the cat.  It tastes funny.
I don't like the life here in New York. There is no greenery. It would make a stone sick. - Nikita S. Khrushchev
I don't like the look of this. - C-3PO
I don't like the new Models Inc. plotline - Mike
I don't like the sound of him, Jim. - McCoy
I don't like the way this conversation is taking - Calvin's dad
I don't like these stories with morals - Calvin
I don't like this @F. I don't like this A LOT. -Garibaldi
I don't like this Jamie.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like this recipe.  Can I exchange it for another one?
I don't like this, Eric. I don't like this A LOT
I don't like this.  I don't like this ALOT - Garabaldi
I don't like to duplicate software, but I'll check it out
I don't like to lose.  Kirk
I don't like to spread rumors, but what else can you do with `em?
I don't like to think..............therefore I thwim
I don't like videos that suck! huh huh huh
I don't like videos that suck. "Yeah, me too." huh huh huh
I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a business man. - Salatzo
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it...smiled the redhead
I don't like what I know, but I know what is, Art.
I don't like you!  Well ok maybe a little bit
I don't listen to the radio - I'm a reader...  [R.F. Burns, Jr.]
I don't live it up much - but don't have much to live down either
I don't live on the edge, but sometimes I go there to visit!
I don't live with my mother! - Mike as geeky grocer
I don't live with my mother! -- Mike Nelson
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
I don't look disabled? You don't look ignorant!
I don't look for trouble... my friends deliver!
I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog
I don't make bad food.... I make gourmet compost
I don't make jokes - I watch Clinton and Gore, then report facts.
I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
I don't make jokes--I just watch the government & report the facts
I don't make mistakes.  I thought I did once but I was wrong.
I don't make misteaks, just arrors
I don't make much sense because the rest of the world doesn't either
I don't make the Wave.......I just ride it
I don't make the rules, Gil, I only play the game.  -- Cash McCall
I don't make typos. I have an error correcting mo*#$@(&%^@
I don't mean to alarm you but your pants are talking
I don't mean to alarm you, but your pants are talking to you.  -- Babylon 5
I don't mean to be critical, but I was taught by one of the best.
I don't mean to brag...but I'm the greatest.
I don't mean to make you feel guilty, but I would if I could
I don't mean to nitpick here, I'd just like to know.
I don't mean to pick you apart you see - Alanis Morissette
I don't mean to rub it in, but moooo... - Dogbert
I don't mean to sound forward
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind God.  What scares me is his fan club.
I don't mind Klingon episodes -too- much, though. - Anna Steven
I don't mind a phoney personality... (Jerry)
I don't mind arguing with myself.  It's when I lose that it bothers me.  -- Richard Powers
I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as
I don't mind being in touch with reality, so long as I don't have to pay the phone bill
I don't mind being miserable as long as I'm painting well. - Grace Hartigan
I don't mind being screwed, but the government thinks I'm a nymph.
I don't mind being swept away
I don't mind coffee but pepsi provides MY caffine!
I don't mind crazies.  At least they're committed!
I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it
I don't mind gettin' messy to have a good time.
I don't mind getting older. I just mind that I have aging children
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. -- Ronald Mabbitt
I don't mind if I don't have a mind
I don't mind if you don't like my manners.   Humphrey Bogart
I don't mind inflation if it means I go up when I die. - P.K. Shaw
I don't mind interesting lies......but boring ones annoy me!
I don't mind looking at the past..I just don't wanna stare.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
I don't mind passing GAS ... but I'll raise a fuss about passing EATS!
I don't mind passing gas, but don't light a match!
I don't mind sex on TV, Its just that I keep falling off.
I don't mind smog...I like to see what I breathe.
I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence
I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay
I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
I don't mind straight people, just so they don't act gay in public.
I don't mind straights as long as they act gay in public
I don't mind the sappy love stories so much... &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -- Victor Hugo
I don't mind?
I don't misplace my tools. - O'Brien
I don't miss deadlines, I ignore them.
I don't much care for President Clinton OR her husband.
I don't much enjoy looking at paintings in general, I know too much about them. I take them apart. (GEORGIA O'KEEFE)
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I don't need SLOWDOWN.COM. I have Windows!
I don't need Sleep, I'll get enough sleep when I'm DEAD!
I don't need YOU to get me in the back of a police car. - Bart
I don't need YOU to interpret the Prime Directive for me... - Sisko
I don't need a "Life"... I have TAGLINES!!!!
I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
I don't need a course in self-awareness to find out who I am
I don't need a disclaimer -- I own the company
I don't need a disclaimer. I OWN the company.
I don't need a grenade launcher, my pitching arm is Okay!
I don't need a guide dog. I have Sly.
I don't need a life - I've got a BBS
I don't need a loud mouth while I have a loudspeaker
I don't need a new religeon, I haven't used up the old one yet!
I don't need a spell checker! my modem has error correction!
I don't need a surge protector.  I've got a grounding stone on my CPU
I don't need a team. I'm a certified OS/2 lunatic.
I don't need a warranty.  I'll just take it back.
I don't need an American Express Gold Card today.
I don't need an airbag, I'm listening to Rush!
I don't need an oven timer... I have a smoke detector!
I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me. Kim
I don't need buns of steel, I need buns of cinnamon
I don't need directions. I need HELP!
I don't need drugs, I have tie dyed T-shirts
I don't need drugs; now I get the same effect just standing up too fast
I don't need equal time, I am equal time. - Rush Limbaugh
I don't need facts, I have a following
I don't need feet!  I'm all charisma! -- Tom Servo
I don't need glasses; I drink from the bottle
I don't need instructions.  I'm a Fairy Godfather! - Don Bruce
I don't need more memory, just better judgement
I don't need no arms around me! -Pink Floyd
I don't need no steenking bodjes!!!
I don't need no stinkin' shoe sizer, you're a size seven baby!
I don't need no stinking corn in my beer
I don't need no stinking spel checkre!
I don't need none o dat schoolin long as drugs is profita
I don't need protection! - Mike to Bots
I don't need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I don't need the same excuses, all this talk is really useless
I don't need therapy Julian, I need answers. - Dax
I don't need therapy. I need money.
I don't need to be born again--Did it right the 1st time!
I don't need to be lectured by you. -- Kirk
I don't need to convince them - just confuse them.
I don't need to go crazy.
I don't need to talk sense; I need to take sense away with me.
I don't need to think - God thinks for me! - A fundamentalist
I don't need toothpaste...my teeth aren't loose!
I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own!
I don't need you to slow me down - Hendrix
I don't need you, you know - I can be lonely all by myself
I don't need your attitude: I have one of my OWN!
I don't need your rocking chair.
I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs!
I don't need, I don't eat, I don't sleep, I'm in love again -- S.P
I don't neet a warp fickpack, I need a Hirter sixpack!
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't normally drink. Then again, I am rarely normal.
I don't now what I am... -- The Crow
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
I don't own a cat; I have her on a long term lease.
I don't own any slaves. My wife has one, though.
I don't party with puppies! I'm outta here! - Tom
I don't pay for health care, the government does. Cool.
I don't pay for your hookers, @TOFIRST@! Could you?
I don't peel asparagus... so far no one has arrested me.
I don't play air guitar.  I play water guitar.
I don't practice necromancy, but if it's your choice, call 1-976
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I preach to
I don't preach and I don't force my views on anyone... - James Dixon
I don't press charges.  I just press my luck! -- Brenda Rutgers
I don't pretend to understand the universe -- it's much bigger than I am --Einstein
I don't read [textbooks], I just look at the patterns the words form. - Brian G
I don't read messages without taglines on them
I don't read messages, I just look for taglines
I don't read messages. I just look for recipes!
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't read the personals -  it's not my business. - Jay London
I don't really CARE where Waldo is
I don't really care for Cardassian cuisine. - Gilora
I don't really care for rock and roll (or did you guess?)
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak
I don't really expect an answer. - Kirk
I don't really give a rat's ass, ya know?
I don't really like that Yoshi guy, he gives me indigestion. - L. Fish
I don't really seriously ask girls ages anymore either. ... I just ogle
I don't really trust a sane person.
I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
I don't really trust anyone without animal hair on'em
I don't really use homonyms, it just sounds like I do
I don't recall asking you to do that. - Mullibok
I don't recall running for this office.
I don't recall seeing you in a nightie!
I don't recall the exact year, but I believe it was late 70's.
I don't recall threatening to eat anybody
I don't recognise any sub-processor patterns. - Dax
I don't recognize that guy.  I bet he dies. -- Crow T. Robot
I don't recognize that guy. I bet he dies - Crow
I don't recognize your authority to relieve me. Decker
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
I don't remember _anything_. - Odo
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ``dahling'' thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don't remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I don't remember asking YOUR opinion! - Kira
I don't remember being absentminded.
I don't remember doing those things.  B. Clinton
I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy
I don't remember getting amnesia
I don't remember giving you a key - Mulder to Skinner
I don't remember it, but I have it written down
I don't remember posting this message; might have but  don't think so.
I don't remember removing your sense of humor. -- BJ
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
I don't remember volunteering for this "Ring" business
I don't remember where I parked my hard disk
I don't remember where Tex came from. Forrest Gump
I don't rememeber ramming a skewer through my head
I don't run Windows ... I walk it on a 386SX-16.
I don't run Windoze - I crawl it...!
I don't say much but I make a big noise
I don't scare dogs with it, but it's just a face. --Justin Foote 45th
I don't see any parachutes OH MY GOD, THEY'RE TURKEYS! -- Nessman
I don't see any points on your ears boy - Admiral McCoy
I don't see anything. -  I don't understand it. - Kirk
I don't see being mechanized as anything to be ashamed of. - Box
I don't see her anymore.  She whistles dirty tunes
I don't see how the station kept running during the Occupation
I don't see much future for the Americans. - Adolf Hitler
I don't see myself as an icon, religious or otherwise. - Sisko
I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy... -- McCoy
I don't see no points on your ears, boy -- Admiral McCoy
I don't see that we have any other choice! - O'Brien
I don't see that we have much of a choice. - Ro Laren
I don't see the point. &lt;click, click&gt; Ah, now I do. - 007
I don't see them giving us any trouble. Paris
I don't see who else it could be. - Mulder
I don't see why some people even *have* cars.  Calvin
I don't see you guys rating the kind of "mate" I'm contemplating
I don't see you so don't pretend to be there.
I don't see you when she walks in the room --U2
I don't see you,  so don't pretend to be there
I don't see you, so don't pretend you're there. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
I don't see you, so stop pretending to be there
I don't seek success, I deserve it!
I don't seem to grasp that I am President.  -W. Hardin
I don't sleep anymore. - Mulder (3)
I don't sleep with happily married men. - Britt Ekland
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children
I don't sleep with virgins, and I don't kill children. -- St. Cloud
I don't sleep, I dream. -- R.E.M
I don't sleep.  Get away from me little monkey boy
I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
I don't smoke,  I chew. Blow your smoke on me and I'll spit on you.
I don't snag recipes - I just recycle them!
I don't snag recipes -- I replicate them.
I don't snag recipes, I assimilate them!
I don't snag recipes, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't snag recipes, I replicate them.
I don't snag... I reverse-engineer.
I don't snore, I purr in my sleep.
I don't speak for anyone but me, and sometimes not even that
I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me
I don't speak to strange animals.
I don't stay anywhere long enough to make friends. - Ro Laren
I don't steal Taglines, I assimilate them!  Hugh
I don't steal Taglines, I replicate them.
I don't steal jokes, I replicate them
I don't steal s - I replicate them.
I don't steal tag lines; I borrow them indefinately.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them, like soap plots!
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
I don't steal tagline - I replicate them!
I don't steal taglines - I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
I don't steal taglines!  Blue Wave steals taglines!
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!       - Hugh
I don't steal taglines, I assimilate them!-Hugh of Borg
I don't steal taglines, I just recycle them!
I don't steal taglines, I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines, I sample!
I don't steal taglines. I assimilate them.
I don't steal taglines. I merely replicate them
I don't steal taglines. I recycle them
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
I don't steal taglines; I just recycle them
I don't steal taglines; I replicate them.  Pffbbtt!
I don't steal taglines; I simply clone them.
I don't steal things - I replicate them
I don't steal... I reverse-engineer.
I don't step on ants, Major. - Odo
I don't stitch mistakes; I stitch creative enhancements.
I don't suffer from Carnal Tunnel Sydrome! I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from PMS... I *ENJOY* it!!! MWUHAHAHAHA
I don't suffer from insanity - I ENJOY it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy ever minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity, but I *am* a carrier
I don't suffer from insanity--I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity. I love it!!!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it
I don't suffer from insanity... I revel in it!
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!!
I don't suffer from insanity...I think it's pretty cool
I don't suffer from mental illness - I enjoy it!
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm a carrier.
I don't suffer from stress.  I'm just a carrier. - Dilbert
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!
I don't support abortion, but for you I'll even make it
I don't suppose it's going to rain - Joan of Arc
I don't suppose that would work with people.  Riker to Crusher
I don't suppose you have any other ideas. Kira
I don't sweat you. - Paulie
I don't tagline. - Quickling
I don't take drinks from air boys. --Kliest.
I don't take drugs - I'm not even an athlete.
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take up more than my share of space--
I don't take your complaining seriously.
I don't take your whining seriously.
I don't tan.  I don't burn.  I implode. -- Nick Knight
I don't tell lawyer jokes, I work for some
I don't think 'ole stubby' has enough graphite left to poison my mind.
I don't think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I don't think Betty Ford take vampires. - Nick Knight
I don't think I broke it yet, but I am working on it.
I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline.
I don't think I can face another year of annual events.
I don't think I can keep this up, Tom announced impotently.
I don't think I can make it without you, Al. -- Sam Beckett
I don't think I could go long without a nibble now & then
I don't think I have anything missing, but experts may know better.
I don't think I have ever conversed with you before.
I don't think I like this sport. Guinan
I don't think I like you anymore! - Penguin
I don't think I lost my mind. Just don't recall where I put it.
I don't think I need a rubber room, but hey, that might be nice
I don't think I realized until this moment how evil you really are
I don't think I understand what I said, either. - Louis
I don't think I understand. - Lwaxana
I don't think I want to be your friend no more! - Cosgrove
I don't think I was cut out to be talented. -- Radar
I don't think I was meant to enter this message.
I don't think I'd be so bored if I didn't have so much to do.
I don't think I'll 'ave the pickled fish today, said Tom unerringly.
I don't think I'll @S with a TagLine after that
I don't think I'll mess with that one!
I don't think I'll renew my wedding license this year!
I don't think I'm cut out to be a Captain. - Troi
I don't think I'm following you Chief. - Dax
I don't think I'm going to be able to help you with that. - Sisko
I don't think I'm going to do that for a while. -- Mike Nelson
I don't think I'm going to like being dead. - Lara
I don't think I've broken it yet, but I'm working on it.
I don't think I've ever seen a real 'zine. - Anna Steven
I don't think Kira can dance. - Nana Visitor
I don't think Klingons regard scientists very highly. - Beverly
I don't think Mister Ranger enjoyed being assimilated, Yogi of Borg
I don't think Mr Rager is going to like this Yogi!
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi...
I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi... - Booboo Bear
I don't think Orton's in a talking mood, Will. Troi
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
I don't think a tagline is appropriate here!
I don't think anyone knows who "did the [Foster's] hard drive. -Expert
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead
I don't think anyone was ever stuck with EDLIN
I don't think believing in Santa Claus is so silly!
I don't think even Bigfoot could choke down that much flannel- FM
I don't think he'll make the mistake of ignoring you again. - Kes
I don't think it was an accident that Mary's vole escaped & bit Worf!
I don't think it'll come to that. - Sisko
I don't think it's _really_ necessary to call me Sir. - Bashir
I don't think it's any less important for not being terribly important
I don't think it's funny. Never will. --Franklin
I don't think it's meant to be eaten. - Peter Puppy, about Nut Log
I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. - Calvin
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'd like to know for sure.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
I don't think my wings are dry. - Arthur   [The Tick]
I don't think real checks have exclamation points.. - Lisa
I don't think so - Homey the Clown
I don't think so @TOFIRST@... I'll go get the Band-Aids
I don't think so! - Homey the Clown
I don't think so! - R. Descartes
I don't think so! Homey don't play dat!
I don't think so, @FN@.
I don't think so, @TOFIRST@.
I don't think so, Orville.
I don't think so, Tim!  -- Al Borland
I don't think so, Tim.  -- Al
I don't think so, but they can't stop me from trying. - Anna Steven
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not
I don't think so.  We deal strictly in Latinum. - Nog
I don't think so. Homey don't play dat.
I don't think so. There's no genetic drift. - Beverly
I don't think that 250 RPM Mag Drop will hurt cha
I don't think that Dire Puppywuppy would be that kinky.
I don't think that I have contacted you before.
I don't think that leprechaun is telling the truth, Tom implied.
I don't think that you're.......the devil. - Kira
I don't think that's a good idea! Lydia
I don't think that's a good idea. - Kira
I don't think that's water - Joel on golden stream
I don't think the Chief will appreciate you biting his nails.--Dax
I don't think the Father is a sassy little redhead.
I don't think the Ranger is going to like this, Yogi
I don't think the captain is an idiot. -- Kes
I don't think the guy was ever real. -Eddie Van Halen on Roth
I don't think the world is gonna let you alone
I don't think there's a punch line scheduled
I don't think therefore I'm not
I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out
I don't think they had Wookiees in mind when they built her.
I don't think they'll be doing this experiment on Beakman's World. - FM
I don't think they'll look any friendlier close up.
I don't think they're going to make it. Yar
I don't think this is a tagline
I don't think this one was on your list!
I don't think this protest will work. - Ivanova
I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto.
I don't think we can salvage him. - Anna Steven
I don't think we should go back in there, dude. - Butt-Head
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
I don't think we're in DOS anymore, Toto
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
I don't think we're in Star Fleet anymore, Odo.
I don't think we're really in disagreement about this one.
I don't think we're still connected to @TO@!
I don't think we're still connected to Orville Bullitt!
I don't think you can get there from here
I don't think you come here for the hunting
I don't think you deserve a tagline!  Ahh...DAMN!
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
I don't think you know what love is! - Tom to Mike
I don't think you should ever apologize for sporting a little style.
I don't think you understand. - Ivanova
I don't think you want me to do that.
I don't think you will accept my help,as I'm only waiting to kill you.
I don't think you're happy enough
I don't think you're happy enough! - R&Stmpy
I don't think you're happy enough! -- Stinky Wizzleteats
I don't think you're happy enough! --Ren and Stimpy
I don't think you're happy enough.
I don't think you're quite as devoted a Trekker as I am.-James Dixon
I don't think you're quite ready for the asylum yet. -- Franklin
I don't think you're ready for what *I* think. - Mulder to Scully
I don't think you're ready for what I think. -- Fox Mulder
I don't think you're supposed to do that
I don't think you're taking this very seriously. - Kira
I don't think, therefore I am not
I don't think, therefore I don't exist. --Rush Limbaugh.
I don't think, therefore I don't have to be
I don't think... :No Carrier:
I don't tip the scales, I bribe 'em !
I don't to watch anything that has a moral. - Calvin
I don't trust President Clinton - nor her husband!
I don't trust President Clinton - or HER Husband!!!
I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband!
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. (Robert Benchley)
I don't trust electrons.   -Ken Stuckas
I don't trust him. &lt;Ripley&gt; I don't trust anybody. &lt;Dallas&gt;
I don't trust him. We're friends
I don't trust men who smile too much
I don't trust telepaths.  Never have; never will. --Garibaldi
I don't trust that pickle, Tom said deliriously.
I don't trust yesterday's forecast.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't try to make enemies..  It comes naturally.
I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
I don't understand their humor, either.  - Lt JG Worf
I don't understand these modern girls.   Mickey Rooney
I don't understand this.  It just sucks! - Beavis
I don't understand what it is! Let me kill it! -Worf
I don't understand why people treat him the way they do. -- Kes
I don't understand why she should have another hallucination.-Bashir
I don't understand why this isn't working. La Forge
I don't understand you anymore
I don't understand you, Mulder... - Scully (Fallen Angel)
I don't understand, I mean it's not exactly easy to stomach. -Mulder
I don't understand, sir. - Sito
I don't understand, you deserve so much more than this
I don't understand. --Albert Einstein
I don't understand. It was outrunning us. Chekov
I don't use Homonym's, it just sounds as if I do
I don't use OS/2.
I don't use PATH, just leave a trail of crumbs on my hard drive
I don't use Taglines..  They get me in trouble!
I don't use Windows -- I know how to type!
I don't use an Amiga myself
I don't use cliches...             NOT!
I don't use cocaine, I just like the way it smells!
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.  - M.C. Escher
I don't use pornography. I don't even own a pornograph.
I don't use sex to further myself except maybe to an orgasm. - PrissM
I don't use taglines.  Wait, what's this?  Hey!
I don't usually blow my own horn, but in this case, I will go right ahead and do so. - Real live resume statement
I don't usually handle domestic disputes. Spiderman
I don't usually shoot people.  The paperwork is a pain in the butt!
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. - Margaret Smith
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day. - Linda Evangelista
I don't wake up grouchy.  I let her sleep in
I don't wanna be a Klingon, I wanna be a DENTIST - Alex.
I don't wanna be a link to the Mad Poopies - Gypsy
I don't wanna be a pinhead no more...  Ramones 
I don't wanna be a senator anymore - Tom
I don't wanna be a senator anymore...  Tom Servo
I don't wanna be immoral.  I just wanna have fun
I don't wanna be immortal.  I just don't wanna die
I don't wanna be your lover, BABE I wanna be a man! -Rush
I don't wanna brag, but dark hair runs in my family. I think it's that cheap rinse!
I don't wanna cause no fuss; can I buy your Magic Bus? 
I don't wanna change trains. -- Dean Stockwell
I don't wanna die, I'd rather dance -- Prince
I don't wanna feel again the worm - Crow
I don't wanna go!
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid
I don't wanna hear what love can do. 
I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but any of you have herpes? - Krusty
I don't wanna play this game anymore! - Serena
I don't wanna touch him.  No!  Ooh icky... -- Tom Servo
I don't wanna touch him. No ooh icky - Tom on burn victim
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
I don't want a Malcom Effect here. -- John Hammond
I don't want a baby like that.  I'm the bleeding antichrist
I don't want a bottle that can exist only in hyperspace, Tom declined.
I don't want a lawyer who knows the law, I want one who knows the judge
I don't want a real man - I want Al. - Peggy Bundy
I don't want a ruptured company clerk. - Potter to Radar
I don't want a second helping, thank you, said the cannibal manfully.
I don't want a son-in-law who's stupid enough to marry my daughter
I don't want a toaster.
I don't want a zarking recipe! --Ford to Arthur
I don't want an adversarial relationship ... so don't f*ck with me.
I don't want any more vegetables!, Tom said peasfully
I don't want any trouble. Jacobs
I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, I touch myself--Divinyls
I don't want anyone else to see me. - Kirk
I don't want anything better, I want coffee. - Janeway
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to
I don't want constructive criticism. It's all I can do to handle constructive praise
I don't want data I want to know what's happening!
I don't want everyone digging into our personal records! - Hillary
I don't want him to feel like he has to protect me." - Scully on Mulder
I don't want him to feel that he has to protect me. - Scully
I don't want him to know how much this is bothering me. - Scully
I don't want him walkin' outa there with his dick in his hand
I don't want his mother to see him this way. - Don Corleone
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I don't want it killed. Cochrane on Companion
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I don't want more, I want it all!
I don't want much from you, just total submission. laughed the redhead
I don't want much from you, just your total submission.
I don't want much out of life...just world domination.
I don't want my atoms scattered by that damn thing!
I don't want people to love me.  It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh
I don't want realism, I want magic! A Streetcar Named Desire, 1940's
I don't want realism. I want magic. Blanche Dubois
I don't want something even better, I want coffee.
I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. - Spanish Proverb
I don't want the entire world.  I just want your half
I don't want the money... just give me the stuff
I don't want the whole world, I just want your half
I don't want the whole world, just your half..whimpered the sexy redhead
I don't want the world to see me - 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. - The Goo Goo Dolls
I don't want the world, I just want your half
I don't want the world, I just want your half. -- They Might Be Giants
I don't want the world, just your half.
I don't want them to have access to the bridge. Picard
I don't want them to remember Xmas as the day their daddy died. - BJ
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work,I want to achieve it thru not dying.-Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I wa
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
I don't want to be Roadkill on the Clinton Highway to Hell!
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard
I don't want to be a millionaire.  I just want to live li
I don't want to be a moderator when I grow up.
I don't want to be a race car driver, but can I have a pit crew?
I don't want to be alone. I want to be *left* alone
I don't want to be an adult, I've heard horrible stories...-Filbert
I don't want to be here any more than YOU want me to be here. - Ro
I don't want to be here any more than you -- Ensign Ro
I don't want to be known as the "Dancing Doctor." * Beverly
I don't want to be literate, I just want to program
I don't want to be on the warpath! -- Sam Beckett
I don't want to be the conscience of anybody.  Marlon Brando
I don't want to be there when it's time for me to die.
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get
I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying." - Woody Allen
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore
I don't want to buy the product that you're a demo for
I don't want to climb into the ring with Hemmingway. -- Williams
I don't want to die -- existence is one of my strong points
I don't want to die now!  I've still got a headache!  -Arthur Dent
I don't want to die--existence is one of my strong points.
I don't want to die.  I'm a God!  Why can't I live on?
I don't want to dissect everything today. - Alanis Morissette
I don't want to express an opinion. - Twain
I don't want to find you've lost him.
I don't want to go back in time - I have relatives there!
I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
I don't want to hear any centaur jokes! --Hercules
I don't want to hear any more about your stinky fantasies. --Ren
I don't want to hear the end of any sentences! - Krusty
I don't want to hit the ground. It's never done anything to me.
I don't want to hurt this life form again. Janeway
I don't want to impress people I don't like
I don't want to insult the Ambassador. - Odo
I don't want to kill you Commander, but I will! -- Maria
I don't want to kill you.  I'd have to do paperwork.
I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear - NIN
I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Allen
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful
I don't want to pay any dues in life. - Calvin
I don't want to play coach - we're losing
I don't want to pray for the mad scientists.  Crow T. Robot
I don't want to read your bloody tech manual. O'Brien.
I don't want to read your tech manual! - O'Brien
I don't want to rewrite this in prose, said Tom aversely.
I don't want to rule the Universe, I just want to see it.
I don't want to say it, but we're trapped in a people farm! - Arthur
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices
I don't want to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I could read with pleasure
I don't want to shoot giraffes today, can I just smash a newt?
I don't want to stay where it's raining artillery. -- Hawkeye
I don't want to talk about the weather anymore
I don't want to tell you any half-truths unless they're completely accurate!
I don't want to think too much about what we shouldn't or shouldn't do
I don't want to think.  I just want to be
I don't want to waste a tagline on this
I don't want to watch anything that has a moral.  - - Calvin
I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn
I don't want you reanimating anything, young man! - Tom
I don't want you to say anything that isn't true - Dana Scully
I don't want you to think that I'm this violent person without a soul
I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly!
I don't want your blood money!
I don't want your boys DOWN THERE. (Jerry)
I don't watch TV.  I watch my monitor.
I don't watch t.v. regularly (bran doesn't seem to help in this case)
I don't wear a religious symbol. It's hard to keep the stake lit.
I don't wear underwear, don't go to church and don't cut my hair
I don't wish my enemies dead... I say make them suffer.
I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?
I don't wish to become a telephone because I'm afraid girls will get my number
I don't wish to discuss it, Mr Spock. Please follow my orders. -Kirk
I don't work here on a regular basis, said Tom casually.
I don't work here, I just hold a position.
I don't work here.  I'm a consultant
I don't work here. I'm a consultant. Dogbert.
I don't write 'em, I just say 'em. - Yakko
I don't... I don't believe it. That is why you fail.
I don`t steal Taglines, I use Replicated Copys!
I don`t talk to people who don`t like cats!
I don`t think we`re dealing with an ordinary mouse here
I donated my cat to the local Chinese restaurant.
I done graduated the sixth grade along with Jethro Bodine
I done seen 'bout everything when I seen an elephant fly
I done spent 3 hours but I can't make her come.
I donna how much longer I can hold this accent, Captain!
I donno how I'd feel about being humiliated nationally. - Charlene
I donno, I kinda like you that way. Paris
I donno, I kinda like you that way.... -Lt. Paris, ST:VGR
I donnt youse a spel checher kase i kan spel goode!
I dont care if u lost ur virginity,honey,I just want the box it came in!
I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I dont have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
I dont jog, it makes my beer all foamy.
I dont just steal taglines, I duplicate them
I dont know how your stupid message got past my twit filter.
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failiure is trying to please every body. - Bill Cosby
I dont mind reality, if I dont have to live there.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I dont need no drugs to calm me! -Pink Floyd
I dont read these either
I dont remember anything I did before I joined this echo!!!
I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!
I dont' go near politics. -Lynn Redgrave, 1981
I dont't pay phone bills becauླྀ... NO CARRIER
I dont know much about girls. Just what I pick up.
I dote on his very absence.  -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
I doubleclicked on "HELP", pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I doubled the recipe but the oven wouldn't go to 700
I doublespaced my cat and now it sleeps 48 hours a day
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I doubt he would be _that_ foolish. - Sisko
I doubt he'd survive the experience...:-)  (But what a way to go! &lt;g&gt;)
I doubt it will be useful for communication. -H. Hertz, about radio
I doubt it, but let's see if anything comes up.
I doubt it. - Yakko
I doubt she's even a blonde."--Scully (Syzygy)
I doubt that one's first fisting is to the elbow
I doubt that very much!
I doubt that. - Neela
I doubt the sincerety of Joycelyn Elder's Eric "Clapner" admiration.
I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise
I doubt very much that I'm a skeptic.
I doubt you'll be able to keep this secret for very long. Janeway
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I download email, sleep, get up, download email again.  What's a life?
I downloaded my brain.  Why are my blanks still disk?
I drag you down i use you up mr self destruct
I drag you down, I use you up - NIN
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash!
I drank WHAT!?  - Socrates
I drank WinBooze and I was stuck with a big box in the stomach.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank a beer once, but I didn't swallow
I drank from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled
I drank moonshine once, but I didn't swallow
I drank to drown my sorrows but they learned to swim.
I drank what - - Socates
I draw a jackal-headed woman in the sand. - Natalie Merchant
I dream of a better tomorrow; where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of cat burgers - making them in a blender.
I dream of changes,I change myself
I dream of scrolling text and flashing cursors.
I dream of the day that my tagline file is as big as @N@'s.
I dream things that never were and ask, "Huh?"
I dreamed I had a date with Erma Bombeck.
I dreamed I kissed Gavin MacLeod.  Joel Robinson
I dreamed I loved a black boymy daddy would scream! - Tori Amos
I dreamed I met God. He sneezed, and I didn't know what to say to Him
I dreamed I met a Gallifreyan; a most amazing man
I dreamed I saw a desert rose, dress torn in ribbons & in bows --U2
I dreamed I saw the bombers turning into butterflies
I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted
I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted
I dreamed I was a teepee & a wigwam - I was too tense!!
I dreamed I was a wheel rim. I woke up still tired
I dreamed I was excommunicated in my Maidenform bra
I dreamed I was in bed with a hot toddy.  And a drink.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by - Fantine, Les Mis
I dreamed of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.
I dreamed of a snail, sliding down the edge of a razor blade.
I dreamed that I saw Dali with a supermarket trolley --U2
I dreamed that I was a muffler& woke up exhausted.
I dreamed you had left my side, no warmth, not even pride remained
I dreamt I came home & Mildred was wearing BJ's mustache. -- Potter
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls.  Enya
I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. &lt;Enya&gt;
I dreamt I had insomnia last night.
I dreamt I lived in marble halls.
I dreamt I was Ray Milland on Rosie Grier's body - Crow
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
I dreamt I was a bar of soap in Elle's shower.
I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman.
I dreamt I was a cat dreaming of being a person
I dreamt I was a muffler, and woke up exhausted!
I dreamt tomorrow had a prettier face - Poe
I drempt I was a muffler and woke up exausted!
I dress to make men fall to their knees.
I dressed neatly.  I looked like a walking 'Just For Today' card.
I drink 3 six-packs just so I can look at your face
I drink a lot because I urinate a lot.  And nature ABHORS A VACUUM!
I drink alcohol only on days that end in "Y"!!
I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily.
I drink beer.  I don't collect cute bottles
I drink blood because it's the only life I have.
I drink large quantities of cold water from a fire hose.
I drink myself of newfound pity. - Collective Soul
I drink only on days ending in 'y'
I drink the blood of the living!  (And I vote!)
I drink the brew I beer! hic!
I drink therefore I am ... O-}
I drink therefore I am!
I drink to make @F interesting
I drink to make @TOFIRST@ interesting
I drink to make my friends more interesting.
I drink to make other people interesting
I drink to make other people interesting-G. Nathan
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan
I drink to make other people more interesting &lt;hic&gt;!
I drink to make other people more interesting!
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down
I drink, therefore I am
I drink, therefore I am!          (One of our favorites)
I drink, therefore I am.
I drink, therefore I am. I'm drunk, therefore I was
I drink, therefore I jam.
I drive OS/2 because I'm sick of being a crash dummy!
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.
I drive WAY too fast to worry about what foods will kill me
I drive a Yugo, Do you think I care?
I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.
I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly & I hate spiders - Tom Servo
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck.
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive much too fast to worry about food killing me!
I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying
I drive on a driveway and park on a parkway.  No, wait
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I drive way too fast to worry about what foods will kill me.
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!  - Bunny
I drive you crazy?  Good!  At least we're carpooling!
I dropped an anvil on James Mitchell after he said, "OS/2".
I dropped my brace over the balcony, said Tom downcastly.
I dropped my duckie and now it's quacked
I dropped my hot dog on the beach! cried Sandy Frank.
I dropped my old Hayes modem on my foot... talk about "mega-hurts".
I dropped my soap on the floor.  What do I clean it with?
I dropped my toothpaste! he cried, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen
I dropped my toothpaste, said Jeff, Crestfallen
I dropped my watch in the latrine and I don't want it back. - Radar
I dropped the toothpaste, said Tom, crestfallen.
I drove my Lexus to Infinitinow it's a Legend.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
I drove past Chicago on my way to OS/2
I dub thee Sir Ohsis of the Liver. - Bugs Bunny
I dump mine about every month. (female)
I dunna thin' this Tagline canna take much more! - Scotty
I dunno
I dunno - I was astrally projected at the time.
I dunno ... it doesn't look like he's playing to me
I dunno about that - I'm nervous about those sort of people!
I dunno how you guys walk around with those things. (Elaine)
I dunno what I want on my Tombstone, he replied gravely
I dunno what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'? -- Bobby
I dunno what I'm talking about here - Mike as Mongol
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
I dunno, I just go crazy here, that's all, umhmmmm, nuthin' more
I dunno, I might let him live.  We'll see. - Slappy
I dunno.. What colour is the sky in your world?
I dunno...I don't think David Koresh is all that hot
I dunnosometimes I types the stuff, reads it, and saysHUH???
I duzn't gots some life;  I gots some honky code. - Doc Zimmerman
I duzn't know how  I gots here.  Cheeeiit
I earn a seven-figure salary but there's a decimal point involved.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
I eat Swiss cheese, but I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger
I eat a lot of rice.  A *lot* of rice. -- Remo
I eat biscuits - Mike as dumb girl
I eat coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it?
I eat from the two basic food groups: SUGAR + CAFFEINE
I eat junk food to get it out of the house.
I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.
I eat like a fool when I'm in love.   Lauren Bacall
I eat merely to put food out of my mind
I eat my coffee right out of the can. Why dilute it?
I eat my coffee straight from the can.  Why dilute it?
I eat my tea straight from the bag.  Why dilute it?.
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steve Wright
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steve Wright
I eat taglines for breakfast!
I eat the flesh of the living - and I vote
I eat to live. I live to eat. I eat to eat.
I eat, I sleep, I play. I'm a cat. It's my job.
I eat, drink & sleep you, Duncan. I want you, forever.- Tessa Noel
I eat, therefore I am
I eat, therefore I expand
I either want less corruption or a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it
I either want less corruption, a chance to participate.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate.
I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it
I em Tony Grieg of Borg. What a clessic essimilelation thet was!
I em a wunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two
I em a wuunderful spellar, I tipe vari gud two. -Geco
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I em jaysin, end i em hookd on fonix
I embarassed my species again, didn't I?
I embrace poverty!  To annoy me, send money.
I embrace poverty... Gary. To annoy me, send money!
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
I ended up posting over 7100 (non-category) Tags to her
I enjioyed studyuing anatomy. Kes
I enjoy a political joke... unless it gets elected.
I enjoy a quite smoke. So I smoke cigars without bands.
I enjoy beating a dead horse
I enjoy being a girl! - Crow as tough male spy
I enjoy being with intelligent, exciting, and decent people. I also enjoy groups like this!
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. (Joni Rodgers)
I enjoy food more when someone else cooks it.
I enjoy making bicycle wheels, Tom spoke up.
I enjoy pleasing humans - Lore
I enjoy shopping. It's a kind of hobby to help my nerves. Better than a psychiatrist! (TAMMY FAYE BAKKER)
I enjoy slaughtering beasts, and I think of my family constantly. &lt;J&gt;
I enjoy talking to Jim Franco. My mind needs the rest
I enjoy the time that we spend together
I enjoy the time we spend together. - Dax
I enjoy watching tennis, said the tomcat to his friend. Why? I've got two brothers in that racket
I enjoy working with human beings, and have stimulating relationships with them. - HAL 9000
I enjoyed dreaming that up
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have
I enjoyed studying anatomy. -- Kes
I enjoyed, and &lt;SWIPED&lt; thos prisoner taglines.  Thanks!  I noticed that
I entered 10 puns to win a contest but no pun in ten did
I entered this message just to use this recipe.
I entertain myself by trying to get Windows to work
I entertain myself by trying to get my computer to work.
I envied Vedec Winn because she was a true believer. - Kira
I envy soldiers who live to tell about it.
I er, won't go any further on this *family* echo. &lt;BEG&gt;
I erased the good Tagline before you could read it.
I escaped from Legend of the Red Dragon
I escaped from a political correction facility.
I escaped from the Liberal Plantation.
I especially love it when their butts smoke!
I especially love swearing in Italian. -Nastassja Kinski
I et & et for two hours & dint recognize a thing I et except an olive.
I even feel alone when you're near, 'cause you'll never understand
I even like the chicken if the sauce is not too blue.
I even made my parents call me Mulder - Mulder to Scully
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I even tried stickin' hot dogs in the warp drive... --Scotty
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
I exercise religiously. I pray I can make it around the block.
I exist so my shadow will have something to do
I exist, for I have already died, and soon will be born
I exist, therefore I am paid
I exorcised my demons -- used a Lifecycle
I exorcised my demons and it made them stronger.
I expect to be well paid.  I'm in it for the money! - Han Solo
I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.
I expect woman will be the last thing civilized by man.
I expect you to perform your duties like a Starfleet officer.-Picard
I expected more from you, a man of your education
I expected to enjoy the film, but that was before I saw it.
I f*cking HATE celery!
I face the morning with my customary sigh. - Fishbone
I fail to see the distinction. Ruan
I fail to see the humor in this situation. - Odo
I fail to see the humour of that situation. - Spock
I fail to see what they find so amusing. - Spock
I failed as a proof-reader for M & M's.
I failed attitude in school
I failed my blood test!  (I didn't study.)
I failed my electrocardiogram, said Tom faint-heartedly.
I failed my legend finals - Crow as Colossus
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. * Picard
I failed the Rorschach test!
I failed the first time, and you may NOT tell anyone
I faith, nuncle, thou art nought but a bootless base-court lewdster
I faked this whole thing.  I don't have a tagline compiler.
I fall down, No BOUNCE! - Danny Dp
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Davids
I fall down, go boom. - Danny Della Paolera
I falsified the records to Starfleet. - Adm. Jamerson
I fanatically avoid any form of fanaticism!
I fart in your general direction!
I fart in your general direction! -- French guard
I fart in your general direction.
I fart in your general direction.  -Monty Python
I fart to make you smell GOOD
I favor capital punishment, but only for consenting adults
I favor self-restraint in all of North America, said Tom continently.
I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts -- Virgil (19 BC)
I fear I have nothing to give, I have so much to lose
I fear I'm the only one who thinks this way - NIN
I fear any government that fears my guns
I fear explainations explainatory of things explained
I fear needing explanations of things explained.
I fear no beer !
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long. - Madame de Sevigne
I fear our fortresses shall be overwhelmed
I fear there's nothing left to fight for
I fear we have only awakened a sleeping giant  -Yamamoto
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges -- Picard
I fed a lemon to my cat -  and got a sour puss.
I fed some lemon to my cat and now I got a sour puss.
I fed the cat
I fed the cat . . . to the dog.
I feel Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
I feel I changeback to a better day...- Metallica
I feel I'm sinkin' but you won't let me drown me
I feel ReBorn with ReBirth
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there
I feel a musical interlude coming on
I feel a presence:  Another Warrior on the Mesa. --MCP to Sark
I feel a presence; another warrior on the mesa. - MCP
I feel a random Act of Violence coming on.
I feel a right idiot, I do.  &lt;sad smile&gt; " - Anna Steven
I feel a song coming on. - Dilbert
I feel a song coming on... -- Crow T. Robot
I feel a suggestion coming on
I feel absolutely tawny - Tom as girl
I feel absolutely tawny...  Tom Servo
I feel age like an icicle down my back. - Dyson Carter
I feel alephed out
I feel all funny..I'm in love! No wait..it's a stroke.. - Grampa
I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof. Elizabeth Taylor
I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today
I feel as though I've been asleep for days. *Bashir*
I feel better about world problems now!
I feel better all over than I do anyplace else.
I feel better already. Paris
I feel better than James Brown!
I feel better than James Brown... how do you feel?
I feel better than a nice tub of good things. - F!
I feel better than you look - Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look" - Dana Scully to Fox Mulder
I feel better than you look. - Scully to Mulder
I feel close to an answer of some kind - Troi
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet
I feel cold as a razor blade, tight as a tourniquet. - Pink Floyd
I feel disillusioned - do you have any good new illusions?
I feel empty inside, Tom hollered.
I feel fine.....Everything seems a little smaller. - Pica\S
I feel free!
I feel funky... monkey... funky... - The Tick
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
I feel good all under - Tom as hero
I feel good all under- Tom Servo
I feel good. In fact, I feel better than James Brown
I feel good.....and I don't kiss too badly, either!
I feel great!  And I don't kiss badly either!
I feel happy today...but at least Happy seems to like it!
I feel happy!  I feel happy!  I feel ha..&lt;thwack&gt;
I feel happy!  I feel happy! &lt;*THUD*&gt;
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! &lt;thwack&gt;.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!
I feel ill! - Gypsy seeing Tom's new head
I feel it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it.
I feel it. Alan One. He calls me. --Tron
I feel like Charleton Heston when he saw the chimp riding the pony.
I feel like I am being nibbled to death by cats!
I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV
I feel like I can take on the entire Empire today, Sir!
I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. -- Laura
I feel like I wrestled an alligator last night - Tom
I feel like I'm being nibbled to death by cats - Londo Molari
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I feel like I'm drowning... you know I can't breathe now -Floyd
I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!
I feel like I'm in a Traveler's ad!
I feel like I'm merging onto the infobahn in a VW bug. - Adam
I feel like I'm trapped in a Hemingway story. If I get any more cryptic, I won't be able to talk at all
I feel like I've been asleep for days.Did I miss something? - Bashir
I feel like Obi-Wan "Cruddy" Kenobi! - Roddy, to F!
I feel like Quoting Nick Nadboralski to Danny Della Paolera
I feel like Roadkill tonight...like Roadkill tonight!
I feel like a 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like a Chinese labourer, said Tom coolly.
I feel like a Christian Scientist with apendicitis. T. Lehrer
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse.
I feel like a fool.  More of a fool than usual
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.  - William H. Mauldin
I feel like a man trapped in a man's body.
I feel like a million tonight, but one at a time.
I feel like a million tonight...but, one at a time. - Mae West
I feel like a million...but one at a time,  please. -Mae West
I feel like a misprint in the Book of Life
I feel like a mushroom; I'm kept in the dark and feed BS all day!
I feel like a nun - Tom after loosing his head
I feel like a spartan tonight! - Mike sings
I feel like a spectator at a traffic accident.
I feel like a squirt of yellow mustard in Grey Poupon World
I feel like a three-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind
I feel like a twenty year old but I can't find one
I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon!
I feel like an 18 year old; is there one handy?
I feel like an 8086 in a 80486 world.
I feel like an idiot *and* I'm binding. -- Tom Servo
I feel like an idiot AND I'm binding - Tom in Batman suit
I feel like an old splitted drum stick!
I feel like an undertaker in this outfit. Peter Parker
I feel like attacking a monarch, said Tom strikingly.
I feel like chicken tonight...hehehehe
I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival
I feel like kissing his shoulder. Is that weird? - Crow
I feel like my head's gonna burst.
I feel like my mind is turning to mush
I feel like my neck's in a sling. McCoy
I feel like putting Spam on my head and cucumbers up my nose
I feel like rhino hide - Tom
I feel like road kill on the Information Superhighway
I feel like something the cat dragged in...but I have no cat!
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
I feel like that little bead that rattles in a spray can. - Catwoman
I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before
I feel like this loneliness won't end.
I feel like tweaking some brittle people. - Dogbert
I feel lucky to be alive today.... and so do the people I BBQ'd for!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I feel more like I do now than I did before!
I feel more like I do now than I did! ___ Blue Wave/QWK
I feel more like I do now than when I arrived
I feel more like I do now that I did a while ago
I feel much better now since I've given up all hope.
I feel much better now that I have given up all hope
I feel much better now.  I really do.  - HAL
I feel much better since I gave up all hope.
I feel much better, now that I've given up all hope.
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I feel much too young to be this old
I feel nervous, like a pair of wigwamsAm I two tents?
I feel odd...almost dairy-like!
I feel one of my turns coming on
I feel one of my turns coming on. - Pink Floyd
I feel pain.  What's the word?  'Ow?' - Q
I feel pain.  What's the word?  Ow?  - Q    Yes.  - Data
I feel partially hydrogenated!
I feel pretty brain dead and can't think of an answer
I feel pretty!  Oh so pretty! -- Tom Servo
I feel privileged to be in your presence. - Kira (sarcastically)
I feel released, bad times deceased.... - Janet Weiss
I feel safe with my feet in the dirt.   Ava Gardner
I feel so alone in a room full of people - M. Muir
I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!    Sure! We all do!
I feel so dirty. Oh, yech! Yuch! - Tom
I feel so good, it's illegal.
I feel so inar-inar-inar tic-u-late
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. --Stephen Bishop
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so much better ever since I gave up hope.
I feel so naughty.
I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition ,,,
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... empty, said Tom vacuously.
I feel so... so... what's that word for I can't say it right?
I feel someone other than me. Is someone there? If I move forward? Rei
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to wh
I feel sorry for atheists, they have no one to talk to when they climax
I feel sorry for confetti. Its useful life lasts about two seconds. And it can never be used again. --George Carlin
I feel sorry for dogs. THEY have to get out of bed *10* times a day!
I feel sorry for the lions.  -Any Jesuit
I feel sorry for those who don't know what they're missing.
I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head
I feel stupid and contagious   - -Kurt Cobain
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. - Queen Victoria
I feel terrible - Han Solo
I feel that if you can't communicate, you should shut up.
I feel that my services as Morale Officer are needed. -- Neelix
I feel the NEED for SPEED!!
I feel the Need... The need to READ!
I feel the animal within. - Butthead
I feel the conflict within you.  Let go of your hate. - Luke
I feel the earth move under my feet ...  - Carol King
I feel the earth move, under my feet- Maggie
I feel the need, the need for speed!
I feel the need......the need for speed!!! - Maverick Mitchell 1987
I feel the needthe need for speed! -Maverick
I feel the pull of gravity, it pulls me out of slavery
I feel the pull of gravity, the evidence is in the seed
I feel the same way about the pain - Mike
I feel the universe functioning
I feel used! - Rita
I feel used, cheap, and dirty.  Could you do that again?
I feel very sick.
I feel warm, even secure - Crow
I feel we must postpone action until we learn more. - Picard
I feel you must blame your own perverse urges - Picard
I feel you ought to know I'm feeling exceptionally depressed
I feel young. -- Kirk
I feel your anger towards me and I forgive you for it. - Winn
I feel your pain (and I like it!)
I feel your pain, I really do!  &lt;chucking the EB's chin&gt;-Anna Steven
I feel your pain, I will assimilate it - Clinton of Borg
I feel your pain...no, I do, honest!
I feel your tongue flicking over the hardened pebbles of my nipples!
I feel your wallet...er, ah... I mean pain! -our Prez
I feel.. great *pain*, Captain.  Who let the virgin on board?
I feel...I feel ashamed. - Q
I feet it.  My mind.  It's going.  I feel it
I fell asleep during "Deep Throat". -Joan Collins
I fell asleep in the mess tent and two guys siphoned me. - Radar
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom
I fell asleep. Moreau-2
I fell off the wagon...Bulletin Boarders Anonymous
I fell to the country just to burn like the sky - Roland
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
I fell, pell mell, for Kim Cattrall! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt a great disturbance in the Force
I felt a great disturbance in the Force-Star Wars
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. - Obi Wan Kenobi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force... -Star Wars
I felt a kind of forlorn sense of being lost in a world of incredibly stupid and malicious dwarfs. - Aleister Crowley
I felt a shadow cross my heart  Nobody's Hero
I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. - Homer
I felt just like Donna Reed - Crow
I felt just like Donna Reed! -- Crow T. Robot
I felt like music. Uhura
I felt so bad that I had to go to church TWICE on Sunday.
I felt so cold and empty--like a lost soul out of place.&lt;Poison&gt;
I felt sorry for him. - Quark
I felt there was room for ALL philosophies on this station. - Sisko
I felt you coming girl... - Nick Cave
I fight authority, authority doesn't always win
I fight crime... I shoot back.
I fight evil wherever it is! Except in dark, scary places.
I fight for my friends! And you're not one of them! - Sailor Moon
I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is
I fight my own battles! --G'Kar
I fight to the finish, 'cause I eat me spinach... -- Popeye
I figure in July I should have some time to breathe.
I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion. - Isaac Asimov
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say.
I figure we can die here once.. maybe twice.. but no more.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.  -Fran Lebowitz
I figure you'll get plenty of these here
I figure you'll get plenty of these here &lt;g&gt;
I figured a blessing of my own wouldn't hurt.
I figured it was superstition passed onto children. - Ro Laren
I figured it was you.  Nuts. Garibaldi to Ivanova
I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.&lt;Brown&gt;
I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore.
I figured out why the world is a such Mess: God must be using Windows!
I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows!
I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but- Dazzler
I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her! -Mask
I file by decade - but I work slow!
I file it under "k" for... toy.
I filed it under "s" for insane.
I filled my hard drive with .GIFs, so now I message!
I filled out an application that said, "In Case of Emergency Notify." I wrote "Doctor." What's my mother going to do? --Steven Wright
I filtered all the twits and had no messages left
I finally discovered how they make ladies' bathing suits. First they take a stitch of nylon. That's all!
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. --Rita Mae Brown
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's
I finally found a way to wear the dog out. - Lummox
I finally found myself . . . now I don't know why!
I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here!
I finally found oil, Tom gushed
I finally found the ANY key!
I finally get it all together, but forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together and promptly forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it
I finally got it all together.  Now where did I put it?
I finally got it together, and I forgot where I put it!
I finally got it, now where'd I put it?
I finally got my act together and now I forgot where I put it!
I finally got my act together, now where did I put it?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart
I finally got some sense knocked into me, and... the bump to prove it
I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@!
I finally know what RIP stands for! Ross Is a Pickpocket! - Heenan
I finally made ends meet, and they hate each other!
I finally managed to teach my dog to beg. Last night he came home with $15.00
I finally put one over on the Deveels! - Aahz
I finally repaired my metronome. Beat's working! 
I finally thought I had it made and they threw something else at me
I finally understand. This is the moment I was BORN for! - Garibaldi
I finally washed the mud off of mud
I finally went to the eye doctor.  I got contacts.  I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups. -- Steven Wright
I find @F's lack of faith... disturbing
I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find @TOFIRST@'s lack of faith... disturbing
I find Andy's lack of faith... disturbing
I find Mike's lack of faithdisturbing.
I find Orville's lack of faith... disturbing.
I find TV educational. Every time somebody turns on TV,I go into another room & read a book.-Groucho
I find a corkscrew handier than a gun
I find a corkscrew handier than a gun
I find circuses a little too sinister.  - Seventh Doctor
I find clever more enjoyable!
I find his breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I find his lack of faith... disturbing.
I find humans are quite clean pets - HAL
I find it amusing Lorena get off - obviously NOT with her husband!
I find it amusing that you came from somewhre. --Marcella
I find it best just to ignore @TO@'s paranoid diatribe
I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to
I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots
I find it odd that none of you are interested in witchcraft
I find it only fitting that MICROSOFT.COM is not a valid MS-DOS filename.
I find myself alone again, all alone with you
I find myself beside a stream of empty thought
I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations.
I find no absolution in my rational point of view.: Rush
I find none of this to be the case. - Mulder
I find push buttons very depressing
I find rocks everywhere. I think rocks are like hangers.-Anna Steven
I find sane people very frightening.
I find tagline management has become an important part of my life.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book
I find that a bucket of Wesson oil works very well
I find that it helps me to think. Picard/Kamin
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
I find the Commander keen, but as for the Duke? Nuke'm!
I find the male of the species intolerable, Tom mentioned
I find this difficult to say... - Bashir
I find this very credible and believable.
I find you guilty! said the judge with conviction.
I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing
I find you unavailable.--Picard
I find your bitterness extremely gratifying.--Gul Taran
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive!
I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive. - Janier
I find your faith in Reality amusing
I find your lack of faith disturbing. -- Darth Vader
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.
I find your lack of faith... disturbing. -- Darth Vader
I find your lack of faithdisturbing.
I find your taglines to be unworthy of collection.
I finished a sixpack just to watch it die
I finished these and I'm ready for more. -- Kes
I fire a loaded mental cannon to the page. - Soundgarden
I fireball the Exorcist.   Laurel
I fired four warning shots into his back.
I firmly believe that every communist person is a maniac
I first had sex on a farm ; said Tom sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, *&lt;&lt;&lt;ICEMAN&gt;&gt;&gt;* said sheepishly.
I first had sex on a farm, @FN@ said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm, Orville said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm, Peter said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm. Trust said sheepishly
I first had sex on a farm; said Tom sheepishly
I fixed it! - Wakko
I fixed ten dings in my Japanese door, Tom replied decadently
I fixed the tagline for you!
I fixed the toilet, announced Tom, flushed with success.
I flatly refuse to take on fake guilt under those terms.
I flew over the Pole; I'm not Polish, said Richard E. Byrd coldly.
I flirt shamelessly with members of the opposite sex
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
I flunked this lousy exam, said Tom testily.
I fly like an elephant and sting like a moth
I fly, and save planets in peril! - Space Ghost
I fly, therefore I envy no man or woman
I fogot my pass*****.
I folded the 5" disk to fit the 3" drive
I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant!
I follow the F-Plan diet. Wanna do lunch?
I follow the Law of Trees: Don't run into them, it hurts
I follow thee and the waters of death fight strenuously against me.
I followed the Dog till my shovel broke.
I fondd it tasteless but nonetheless *very* funny.
I fooled em! They think I know something!  Ah hah hah hah!
I for one am glad you're back - Mike to Tom
I for one am very soft. -Margaret. Is that true, Frank? - Trapper
I force my wife to wear clothing
I forego the vengence of my son. - Don Corleone
I forget
I forget myself, I want you to remind me --Divinyls
I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button
I forget the dream, but I'm missing my pajamas.
I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do.
I forget.  Is chocolate a fruit or a vegetable?
I forget...do you serve red or white wine with Orc?
I forgive my enemies...after their hanged!
I forgive you your blasphemy -- Q
I forgot I was Out of Memory
I forgot about that period of his life.  It could explain a lot.
I forgot all about Tek War.  TV's Frank
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
I forgot all about the Memory Conference!!
I forgot how to program the PFkeys on my keyboard.
I forgot how to spll my psswrd.
I forgot how to stop! --Beavis.
I forgot it tomorrow, so I'll do it yesterday
I forgot my "*****".
I forgot my *****word.
I forgot my hat. - Q
I forgot my homework. Can I fax it to you when I get home?
I forgot my lips! - Crow
I forgot my lips! -- Crow T. Robot
I forgot my password, and I can't call up
I forgot my psswrd.
I forgot my tagline file
I forgot tampons. Probably ok for tonight - Crow as guy
I forgot the dream . . . but I'm missing my pajamas.
I forgot the ending. I don't wanna ask Lobe, he'll just make stuff up
I forgot to buy some more memory again
I forgot to convert to real, Tom said pointlessly
I forgot to pay my brain bill.
I forgot to polish the clocks.
I forgot to take my memory pills!
I forgot what the dream was about...but I'm missing my pajamas
I forgot what to buy, Tom said listlessly.
I forgot what we were talking about. - Talyn
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
I forgot, therefore I am not.
I forgot. - Dax
I forgot...what does ammnesia mean again?  ;*)
I formatted my brain -- now my mind is blank
I forsee you needing some new bodyguards.  Now.
I forve your blasphemy. -- Q
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.
I fought for the Southwe lost. &lt;Jesse&gt;
I fought my entire life,but for a good cause, for our freedom. -Kira
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the Borg and the ... Borg won!
I fought the LOFT and the LOFT won - Tom on barn
I fought the couch and the couch won... - gypsy pete
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I fought the lawn but the lawn won!
I fought the war for your sort.
I found 27 voles in his storeroom! - Odo
I found @TO@.  Can I keep him?
I found Ed Begley Jr.  Can I keep him? -- Joel Robinson
I found God! If no one claims Him in 30 days, He's yours!
I found I could be.......entertaining. - Odo
I found Jesus, and he said, "Tag, you're it!"
I found Jesus.  I have him in my dungeon.  - Blackfang
I found Jesus. He's in my trunk.
I found Jesus...he was in the trunk of my car.
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. -- Augustus Caesar
I found a Windows secret! Add BUGS=OFF in your WIN.INI
I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree
I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her.
I found a machine that would do half my work & bought two.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
I found a new friend underneath my pillow  --TMBG
I found a piano stool - thought they were housebroken!!
I found a piano stool.  I thought pianos were house-trained!
I found a piano stool. I thought they were housetrained!
I found a piano stool... I thought pianos were housebroken!
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
I found god in myself...& I loved her fiercely : N Shange
I found god in myself...and I love her fiercely
I found god in myself...and I loved her fiercely. -N. Shange
I found inspiration from reading the taglines!
I found it between Mrs. April and the women of the Ivy League - Mulder
I found it extremely interesting - Data
I found it hard/it's hard to find/oh well whatever/Nevermind
I found it! And now my finger stinks!
I found my Tony the Tiger Breakfast Bowl in an antique shop!
I found my Trill On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill on Blue Berry Hill!
I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill..
I found my Trill... On blueberry hill
I found my Trill...on Blueberry Hill.
I found my TrillOn Daxberry Hill..
I found my answers in The Book of Mormon!
I found my kitty face-down in club soda. now he's catatonic.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I found my wife's G-spot - my neighbor had it
I found myself wandering in circles, lost and half insane
I found myself wandering in circles, lost and half insane --Alice Cooper
I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words.
I found some of Clinton's hair in my Pepsi can!!
I found something that can do the work of 10 men...1 woman
I found that film rather disappointing - Crow
I found that film rather disappointing. -- Crow T. Robot
I found that love was only true in fairy tales
I found the "ANY" key! It's next to the "OTHER" key.
I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key?
I found the Pentium problem...there's one too many Gates.
I found the answer . . . but forgot the question
I found the light at the end of the tunnel. It was on a train!
I found the needle in the haystack, but lost my thread
I found the perfect woman. But she was looking for the perfect man
I found the simple life ain't so simple
I found the source code for life!  But I can't read it :(
I found the tests quite elementary - Data
I found these in my Email this morning. - Mulder
I found this Tagline in the cat's litter box!
I found this message in a pair of trousers Garak mended for me
I found this on a condom machine at a local tavern... "For a full refund, please deposit baby here!"
I found this on the Internet. - Scully
I found this scribbled on a condom machine... "This gum tastes funny!"
I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
I found you to be a totally charming death person. - Gabrielle
I found your challenge overly verbose. -- Speaker-to-Animals
I frequently find myself thinking of Sneetches.
I frequently have my doubts.
I fully endorse your[PETA] First Amendment right... - Ted Nugent
I fully support Women's Lib, sweetmeat
I gEt `pAy & pLaY' and `bAcK-eNd pArTiCiPaTiOn'. -- Torgo
I gained 45 pounds in a week! Scott Calvin
I gamble on a third time, a fool'll tell you it's a charm.
I gather you drink. - Potter. Only to excess. - Hawkeye.
I gave 'em all a pretty big shot, Jim! - McCoy
I gave Tabasco up for Lent.
I gave a Boy Scout the 3-finger salute -- he rebooted!
I gave a penny for his thoughts, he tried to make change
I gave everybody the afternoon off,...I'm watching the store. - Kirk
I gave her Femme Iron if that's what you mean - Tom
I gave her a ring, and she gave me the finger.
I gave her something we can both enjoy--a sweater.
I gave in, and got myself cable. - Anna Steven
I gave it some thought (no, my hair didn't catch fire)
I gave it up until Lent
I gave my Electrician some shorts for Christmas
I gave my argument to the judge, Tom said briefly
I gave my computer the look & feel of a Mac. Then I shot it.
I gave my electrician shorts for Christmas
I gave my electrician some shorts for his birthday.
I gave my plants a special treat today. I watered them all - Maria S
I gave my view of the universe, and it committed suicide
I gave myself a migraine putting that damned thing together
I gave myself a tattoo - Mike after hazing himself
I gave myself a tattoo.  Mike Nelson
I gave myself to Jesus... and now He never calls!
I gave them to the Klingons, sir. Scott to Kirk on tribbles
I gave them to the Klingons, sir. Scott to Kirk on tribbles
I gave this to Shelley once. - The Crow
I gave to Dr. Kavorkian's Free Clinic in Baghdad.
I gave up AM after some pilot tried to land on my carrier! (JR Ham)
I gave up ASCII for Lent.
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *__________horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
I gave up chocolate  - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life!
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex, until I got bored
I gave up grave-robbing when I took up journalism
I gave up horses once, Worst weekend of my Life!!!!!
I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire.!
I gave up on finding a happy medium.  Settled for contented Witch
I gave up on finding a happy medium.  Settled for contented Witch
I gave up on my wife, I married my computer.
I gave up on total insanity, and settled for a mildly deranged
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair gets stuck in the cord
I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair kept getting caught in the cord.
I gave up sex & booze - it was the worst 15 minutes of my life
I gave up sex and booze....  Worst 20 mins of my life
I gave up sex, beer, and smoking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up sex, smoking, and drinking.  Worst hour of my life!
I gave up the `boob tube' for a CRT
I gave up wine, women and song...worst 10 minutes of my life.
I gave you AMPLE bracing time. - Rimmer
I gave you a chance for greatness and you threw it all away - G'kar
I gave you my Purity, my Purity you stole - NIN
I gave you my purity and my purity you stole
I gave you something most mortals never experience. Q
I geek, therefore, I am.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can"t resist it. -- Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.  -- Mae West
I gess hukd on fonix wurkd for yoo too
I get ANSI waiting for the mailruns
I get E-Mail.  Therefore I am.
I get RAW on Monday nights!
I get RSI of the eyeballs reading this stuff.
I get a craving for chocolate chip ice cream that can't be controlled.
I get a discount cuz I blow up in bulk.
I get a headache when I try to see things your way!
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter
I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter - Tori Amos
I get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline.  --Troi
I get a standing ovation just standing. - George Burns
I get about as oiled as a diesel train.
I get by with a little help from my friends.
I get by with a little help from my friends...  - Beatles
I get drunk, vomit, pass out & don't get hired - Crow
I get email, therefore I am. -Dilbert
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I get everything i want when i get part of you -- NIN
I get exercise being a pallbearer for friends who exercised.
I get frustrated at times when so much DOOM is on the echo. - JHK
I get home at 5 and I take a big sip of an ice cold beer
I get into enough trouble without a Tagline!
I get into enough trouble without a recipe!
I get into enough trouble without a tagline!
I get it!  He's got his script taped to the floor! -- Crow T. Robot
I get it!  I finally get it! - Data ST:G
I get it!  Sex metaphor! -- Crow T. Robot
I get it! He's got his script taped to the floor!  Crow
I get it! Sex metaphor! - Crow
I get it, Beavis..you're a dork
I get it, spelling America with a "k", are we? -The Tick, being carded
I get it.  You're the wormhole aliens! -- Quark
I get junk mail, therefore I exist
I get lost in your metaphysical corridors. -Blaisdell to Caine
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I get mail... I exist
I get mail........ I exist.
I get mail; therefore I am. - Dilbert
I get most of my tags one by one off of real conferences now. As of today,
I get much more entertainment value from my PC than the boob tube.
I get my body into it, I guess that's what I'm saying. My body remembers the equations
I get my castles the old fashioned way.  I conquer them.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. --Chauncey Depew
I get my exercise by running up bills.
I get my exercise by stretching the truth.
I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free.
I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! &lt;G&gt;
I get names mixed up in Formula 1 all the time! - Steve Bell
I get no respect, no respect at all!
I get off for an hour or so each day
I get on my knees and pray, we don't get fooled again
I get quiet joy from the observance of anyone who does his job well. - William C. Feather
I get rid of the garbage layer & then I can do the real work.&lt;Allen&gt;
I get shot at every day! - Crow sings
I get shot at every day! -- Crow T. Robot
I get so shaky, and I feel so weak.
I get so tickled debunking bad personal philosophy! - Milquetoast
I get spaced out just thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia.
I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal. - Zaphod
I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them!
I get that feeling with a pair of new pumps. - Klinger
I get the feeling there was no right answer to that question
I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me. * Picard
I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled LOGO.
I get the news I need from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Network
I get the news I need on the weather report.
I get the point!
I get the point. Can we make up now? Seska
I get the same old dreams, same time, every night.
I get these images occasionally.... - John Grove
I get this all the time. - Dot
I get this feeling I may know you, as a lover and a friend...Eagles
I get this from guys all the time. - Dot
I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!! - Dot
I get thru here about once every 50 yrs. Make me a reservation.&lt;Jesse&gt;
I get to decide what tastes right.
I get to fly the Defiant. I feel real masculine.--Terry Farrell
I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is.
I get vertigo just listening to tall stories.
I get vertigo just listening to tall stories. - Rincewind
I get warm all over when you get close to me.
I get weak in the knees, and I lose my breath.
I getz Buzy, I getz Buzy oh yeah
I give 'em to the Kligons sir...Where they'll be no Tribble a'tall.
I give a lucky Morn two thumbs up.
I give advice worth the price....free!
I give away Truth, why buy a liberal Democratic lie?
I give away truth, why buy Democratic lies?
I give away truth, why buy a lie?
I give good back
I give good message.
I give great fantasy.
I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics
I give it... 2 snaps up
I give my damn CAT more meat than this!
I give my life to you!        bumpty   bumpty   BUMP
I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I give not a crap for thee.  Tom Servo
I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
I give up &lt;tearing up cue cards and tossing them in the air&gt;--DD
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
I give up, what was it? - Beverly
I give up. Push me that hollow log and I'll climb in.
I give up... you've got more Taglines than me.
I give you all that you want
I give you all you need to know - NIN
I give you an honest answer, I'd rather french kiss a skunk
I give you everything, my sweet everything
I give you power! I give you light! I give you love!
I give you the 15 &lt;SMASH&gt; . . .  er, 10 commandments!
I give you the 15 . . . 10 Commandments
I give you the 15 <SMASH> .. 10 commandments!
I give you the Confederation's finest achievement... The Behemoth
I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?  -- Beauregard Bugleboy
I give you these 15...(CRASH!) Ten...TEN COMMANDMENTS!
I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can
I glue all my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual.
I go Crazy, Crazy, Crazy for you baby. - Aerosmith
I go bang bang now! - Peter
I go first class.  I just can't stay as long.
I go fishing, I catch nothing. I go to orgies, I catch everything.
I go for younger women; lived with several awhile!
I go in and out of comas all the... - Grandpa Simpson
I go on to a better place! -- The three-eyed alien
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs
I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.	-- H.L. Mencken
I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine. --George Carlin
I go to pieces, and I wanna cry.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Calvin
I go to the opera every season to see how the other half sleeps.
I go to work to catch up on my sleep
I go to work to get away from my computer
I go up to the lich and pick his pocket.  (Famous Last Words)
I go up to the lich and snag his spellbook.
I go where the wind go you can't tame a wild rose!
I go with NO Tagline or 5 page closing!  Save the electronic earth! ;)
I go, where I wanna go  Wolverine
I go, yes, my character is getting a crush on Kes.--Robert Picardo
I golf, therefore I swear
I golf. I know golfers. And Bill Clinton is NO golfer! - Norman Oakley
I got $10 that they all die in the end... -- Crow T. Robot
I got *moderated*!  I feel so ... funky!
I got 10 that they all die in the end - Crow
I got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough
I got 356000 cps and my modem was sucked into the line.
I got 5 bucks on the lizard! - Tom as dino persues people
I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad?
I got Blue Wave for my wife.  Pretty good trade, huh?
I got Coleman Francis on my mind - Mike sings
I got HOW many personal messages today?
I got La'Machine for Cmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger
I got WINDOWS to behave. Put it in a DESQview/X window!
I got a 100% on my ethics test!  I cheated, of course
I got a 12MHz AT-286 for my girlfriend - GOOD SWAP!
I got a 14.4 modem and now my messages get lost even faster!
I got a 38 Special, up on the shelf...I'll sleep when I'm dead
I got a 486DX2/66 for my girlfriend - What a deal!
I got a Braile Playboy and it sure felt good!
I got a Harley for my wife.... it was a great trade!
I got a Harley-Davidson for my wife; GOOD TRADE!
I got a Motie in my eye.
I got a Nikon camera, love to take a photograph
I got a Tip......Don't Eat YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a baby to deliver - Mike as stork
I got a bad case of camera chafe. - The Tick
I got a bad feeling... -- Tom Servo
I got a bit behind when I sat on the dog
I got a bottle of Scotch for my husband.   Wow, great trade!
I got a bottle of Scotch for my wife.    What a great trade huh?
I got a brand new combine harvester, you got a brand new field
I got a brand new hangover for my birthday.
I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key! 
I got a brother and well he shows me how, to make amends with it
I got a bunch of candy asses on my team - Crow
I got a car for my girlfriend.  Great trade!
I got a car for my wife. Best trade I ever made
I got a cat for my wife.  I think it was a fair trade.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just faa dollar bill to everybody on the list
I got a cold... better switch your virus detector on!
I got a computer for my girlfriend - GOOD TRADE.
I got a computer for my husband, I thought it was a good trade!
I got a computer for my kids, I thought it was a pretty good trade!
I got a feeling inside, it's a certain kind, I feel hot & cold.
I got a flat rate.  The lease was removed, Tom ranted
I got a free will that I ain't even used yet...  Todd Rundgren 
I got a free will/and I'm dying to keep it...  Todd Rundgren 
I got a french modem! $%*()@!@#%$^$%#$*$ PAS DE CARRIER
I got a garage door opener.  It can't close.  Just open.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
I got a garage opener. It can't close. Just open.
I got a gas cap for my Yugo -a fair trade, eh?
I got a gun for my boyfriend. Pretty good trade, huh?
I got a gun for my husband... Darned good trade, huh?!
I got a gun for my wife.  Good trade, huh?!
I got a gun for my wife.  Pretty good trade huh?
I got a head boiling. I should be getting back - Tom
I got a human on my back - Tom as kid jumps on ape guard
I got a human on my back! -- Tom Servo
I got a job on television.  I'm now the People's Court Jester.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love.
I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love. -- Tori Amos
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a faster modem
I got a life once. Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigger hard disk.
I got a life once.Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigge
I got a life! - I simply cut back on my echo & conference areas! :-)
I got a life! I ordered it through my computer
I got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it
I got a life.....   now what do I do with it?
I got a little birth mark on my left butt cheek - Tom
I got a look at your ship. It's an amazing piece of work. Sheridan
I got a lotta past, Joe.  Things accumulate. -- Andy Cord
I got a love like no other love.
I got a lump in my Poopy Suit! - Crow
I got a map of New York City just like that - Mulder (3x22)
I got a maxxed out Visa for Christmas!
I got a mind like a steel trap.  It's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a steel trap: things wander in and get mangled.
I got a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
I got a mind like a......what's that thing called?
I got a monkey in my crotch - Tom as Pepe & ape struggle
I got a monkey in my crotch!  Tom Servo
I got a monkey on my back -Tom as Pepe jumps on ape guard
I got a new CD player for my siblings.... Great Trade!
I got a new Lexus for my spouse; Excellent trade!
I got a new OS called Windows, so I deleted DOS
I got a new SoundBlaster for my siblings.... Excellent Trade!
I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!!
I got a new doberman for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new ferret for my spouse; great trade!
I got a new phone.  Plugged it in.  Pushed REDIAL.  It freaked out.
I got a new shadow.  I had to get rid of the other one...  It wasn't doing what I was doing. - Steven Wright
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing
I got a new shadow; old one didn't do what I did
I got a palace full of fantasies
I got a personal grudge against that rabbit, Jim. - McCoy
I got a personal letter from Ann Landers, was Tom's epigraph.
I got a phone bill, now I need a better job.
I got a pinhead, so this fits me - Crow
I got a point!  Do I win?
I got a problem.  What you did was *so* wrong... -- Mike Nelson
I got a problem. What you did was SO wrong - Mike to Bots
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you. - Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong
I got a slug
I got a soul that can't sleep at night when something ain't right-RCHP
I got a spot that gets me hot...but you can't get to it.
I got a sweater for Chanukah. But I really wanted a screamer or a moaner...
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a sweater for Christmas.  I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a sweater for X-mas-I wanted a moaner or a screamer.
I got a sweater for X-mas...I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I got a ticket for doing Warp 4 in the impulse lane
I got a used gun for my ex, pretty good trade, huh ?
I got a vision & the rest of the world wears bifocals
I got an "F" once on a question that asked my opinion.
I got an "Out To Lunch" sign, but should I hang it up or wear it?
I got an F on the test, Tom said degradingly
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
I got an answering machine on my car phone.  Message says, Hi, I'm home now, I'll call you when I leave the house
I got an award for Norway. What's the sense in that?
I got an eargasm from aural sex.
I got an idea!  Let's play `bounce the Minutemen' -- Freefall
I got an idea...and it's as HOT as my PANTS!!!
I got angry at an Italian chef, gave him a pizza my mind
I got arrested for PKUnziping in public!
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
I got arrested in L.A. and boy am I beat!
I got arrested the other day when I tried to put my bank card in a live teller
I got as many people in here as I could. O'Brien
I got blisters on my fingers!!
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam
I got bruises on my memory.
I got bugs.... - Pearl Jam
I got bumped from the flight. Anyone got a parachute?!
I got call-waiting; I need another answer machine
I got caught littering on the Information SuperHighway.
I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas
I got down on the floor for *THIS*?! - Grandpa
I got elastic bands keepin my shoes on -Floyd
I got eleven nose jobs, I yodel in the nude. - Weird Al Yankovic
I got email from a blonde; there was a stamp on it.
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
I got everything up to da part about `Now listen closely...' - Cat
I got excellent service, they heard I was a BIG TIPper!
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I got five bucks on the lizard! -- Tom Servo
I got food poisoning today, but I haven't used it yet.
I got food poisoning today.  I don't know when I'll use it.
I got forty-seven of them.  Out of one hundred fifty. Scott
I got friends in low places.
I got grace in times of fiction, I got truth in times of fiction
I got gyped! There's none in here! - Wakko (about the vomit bag)
I got gypped! There's none in here! -- Wakko
I got halfway through the corner and ran out of talent - unknown racer
I got him! I got him!...Great kid, don't get cocky!...
I got in my innings. Don't worry about me. -Jim Carrey
I got in touch with my female side -- she's a lesbian!
I got into Mensa on a hockey scholarship
I got into aviation to meet girls
I got it all together, then forgot where I put it.
I got it for nothing but it was worth twice that!
I got it just by doing what you told me to do. Forrest Gump
I got it! I got it!
I got it, but I don't understand it.
I got it. I GOT it!!  I GOT IT!!!!.....i don't got it
I got jumped by a hedge
I got jumped by a hedge. - DieFladermaus, The Tick
I got jumped by a hedge. -The Tick
I got kicked out of L7 - Mike as plain looking girl
I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.
I got lost in a nursery once. - Richie Ryan
I got lost in thought (unfamiliar territory)
I got lost in thought once. It's the only time I went. Easy to get lost in unfamiliar territory, y'know
I got lost in thought once... it was unfamiliar territory.
I got lost in thought, it almost took a search party to find me.
I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory
I got lost in thought... unfamiliar territory, I guess
I got lots of free books. They say Public Library on the cover.
I got me a *celestial* body now! - The Tick
I got me a car and it's as big as a whale!
I got me a regular Ben Hur down here, doing 95 minimum - J.W. Pepper
I got me some spotted stuff...  - Buck
I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better
I got mine from a BBS that is now down.
I got moderated before I got to do anything wrong!!!
I got moderated once for *Lurking* in that conference!
I got morals, I just keep misplacing them
I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL.
I got my act together and forgot where I put it!
I got my brain today .. what do I do with it?
I got my degree at Do Da Univ! Good ole Do Da U!
I got my finger caught in my ZIPper... AAAAARRRRRJJJJJ!
I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!.
I got my glass eyes in about an hour.
I got my hope set high..that's why I came tonight - Amy Grant
I got my just desserts for deserting in the desert
I got my lashings.  Ohh, and sorry Tom, for draging you into this.
I got my line noise cheaper through Optus!
I got my mother-in-law a cordless bungee jumping kit!!!
I got my own Ferguson just like you always knew I would.
I got myself caught in a double jock-lock! - Crow
I got news for ya! THIS AIN'T MAKEUP! - Krusty
I got nine lives and cat's eyes
I got no prob with "Bob"
I got no use for you!
I got other things on my mind. I don't know what they ARE...-D. Dunn
I got out of bed for *THIS*!?
I got out of bed for *this*?
I got out of the plane before it crashed, Tom said dejectedly
I got paranoid when I found out people were plotting against me!
I got people to do and things to see
I got pulled over by the cops DURING my driving test!
I got real close to Elvis, but my shovel broke.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I got rid of my wife.  The cat was allergic.
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic to them
I got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic!
I got rid of the kids; the dog was allergic to them
I got run over on the Information Superhighway
I got six!  That's all there is!
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil!
I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil! (Spaceballs)
I got some more Thread and now my jacket is full of holes.
I got somebody who will rock me all night long.
I got something to say, you know, but nothing comes. - Tori Amos
I got the Anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again
I got the Honky Tonk blues.
I got the Jeep and she got the palace.
I got the Paranoia Blues from knockin' 'round in New York City
I got the answers.  Who changed the questions?
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me --Tori Amos
I got the bill for my surgery.  Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. -- James Boren
I got the car in the garage, but I had to go through the kitchen.
I got the clearance,Clarence. Roger,Roger. Vector,Victor?
I got the down to seeds and stems again blues.
I got the feeling my baby don't live here no more - Hendrix
I got the first three wrong, said Tom forthrightly.
I got the idea when going thru a car wash
I got the job because my husband is president!
I got the last word last night.. I apologized.
I got the pot of gold, but all I wanted was the rainbow
I got the stuff. You got the money?
I got the twelve o'clock news blues!
I got these a week ago. - Scully
I got these nude pictures of @F...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$  NO CARRIER
I got these nude pictures of the moderat !@#$*$  NO CARRI
I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend, said Tom acerbically.
I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
I got this dog for my wife. What a great trade!
I got this dress here - Mike wearing a dress
I got this feeling comin' over me
I got this neat key oard in a yard sale, ugger's got no   key.
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wright
I got this tagline for my boyfriend - good trade!
I got this tip from my stockbroker, "For only 39 cents, I can supersize those fries for you."
I got this way from kissing girls.
I got tired of calling the movies to listen to what is playing so I bought the album. - Steven Wright
I got tired of loosin' my gun - Fox Mulder
I got tired of lurk mode. - Syndi Rose
I got to do a recital tomorrow - Crow
I got to give credit where credit is due
I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today
I got to see Freddie Fender!
I got to see a lot of the countryside. Forrest Gump
I got to the station quickly.  My boss was already there.
I got two 38's pointing at ya - Tom as busty girl
I got two words for Van Gogh..'Say what?'
I got two words for you, buddy: plenty of overtime. Vin
I got up at a quarter to five. Hahahahahahahahah. - Elmer Fudd
I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. -- Butch Cassidy
I got wet when Clinton soaked the (middle class) rich
I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face.
I got you now. Huhuhuhuhuhuh! - McVicar
I got you something.  Some nuts and hard boiled eggs. --  Frank
I got you're friggin hologram cover, RIGHT HERE BUDDY!!
I got your "Politically Correct" right here, pal!
I got your colored floppy, right here pal. &lt;G&gt;
I got your message.  What's up? - Sinclair to Ivanova
I got zip out of Freebird and Moonunit over there - Sheriff (3x22)
I gots it! I gots it! - Greasepit
I gots one job but I does it well! - Mike as guard
I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class
I gotta BIG headache and it has Bert Gordon written on it
I gotta a heart, I got blood, Feel pain
I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused -Floyd
I gotta bad feeling about this
I gotta be nuts; there are shells all over the floor!
I gotta blow! - Crow as wind demon
I gotta break the news to Sam.  Hope he's in a good mood. -- Al
I gotta call Agent Mulder. - Scully
I gotta call Agent Mulder. - Scully (Irresistable)
I gotta change into my tap pants - Crow as weird guy
I gotta clean out his spit valve - Frank on Dr. F
I gotta do everything around here!  Dr. Forrester
I gotta edit the tagfile
I gotta find Bubba! Forrest Gump
I gotta find Jimmy Hoffa. He has my car keys.
I gotta find why you always go when the wind blows --Tori Amos
I gotta finish alphabetizing my CDs - Mike
I gotta finish my morning coffee before I start replying!
I gotta get a better stalking schedule - Mike
I gotta get a hobby
I gotta get a new hat!
I gotta get me a new hat. - B. J. Moose
I gotta get my life some writers. - Calvin
I gotta get on that internet. I'm late on everything. - Jerry Seinfeld
I gotta get this right.
I gotta get to my depression class - Crow
I gotta get you out of here! - Kira
I gotta give my lobes a rest. - Klinger
I gotta give you your dream shot... from Top Gun
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute.
I gotta go annoy my Sysop with dumb questions!
I gotta go drain the Super Dragon - Tom
I gotta go julliene something - Crow as Guiron
I gotta go julliene something -- Crow T. Robot
I gotta go model for a line of action figures. -- Joel Robinson
I gotta go spread the plague - Mike as squirrel
I gotta go to the little ninja's room - Joel
I gotta go, my igloo is on fire!
I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross.
I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross. -- Tori Amos
I gotta headache THIS BIG and it has Bert I. Gordon written all over it!
I gotta keep them all[in-laws] separated for the rest of my life. Geo
I gotta kill that boy, I just gotta
I gotta know you a bit better to invite you into my closet.
I gotta lay off the 'shrooms - Joel on dream sequence
I gotta load up the Steely Dan - Tom on guy with gun
I gotta load up the Steely Dan... -- Tom Servo
I gotta me a lobotomy.
I gotta practice my cymbals - Crow
I gotta run, the cat is stalking the mouse
I gotta run, the cat is stalking the printer
I gotta sit down and slip into a coma. -- Sam Beckett
I gotta start making up my own taglines
I gotta take a big indestructible whizz - Tom
I gotta thank God, 'cause he gave me the chance to rock HARD. - LL Cool J
I gotta thingy!  Bunion? Mashed potatoes? An IDEA?  Yeah, one of them
I gotta wash Eegah off! - Crow taking a shower
I gotta wash Eegah off! -- Crow T. Robot
I gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue dragon?
I grabbed it once, but I didn't shake it - Bill Clinton
I grade on an angle. -- Dr. Dimension
I grade reality on a curve.
I gradually reveal my needs to those who care about me
I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth)
I graduated college with 103 degrees.   103 degrees?    I had a fever.
I graduated from the Peg Bundy School of Cooking.
I graduated from the Ted Kennedy Offensive Driving School
I graduated with a 4.0                             [blood alcohol levle]
I graduwated from a publik skool!
I greet you in the name of He Who Is Not to be Named
I grew up in a Camel lot.  - Guenivere
I grew up in the seventies, that's when drugs were drugs
I grew up on Mt. Everest, and everything has been downhill since
I grew up on the boulevard of broken dreams.
I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps
I grieve wit dee. T'Pau
I grok goodness
I grok the "Wheel of Time"
I grow old ever learning many things - Solon (630 -555 BC)
I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled
I grow weary. - King We grow azaleas! - Dot/Wakko/Yakko
I guarantee it. Would I lie? - Helmut as King Roland
I gues this sin't a good time to thank you for seeing us."--Mulder
I guess I bet get going. - Riker
I guess I have disposable income. I sure dispose of it fast.
I guess I just can't get it out of my mind. - Dax
I guess I never really understood the law  Todd Rundgren 
I guess I never was meant for glitter rock 'n' roll. -Buffet
I guess I picked the wrong week to stop posting to @N
I guess I should have stolen a taglne to place here
I guess I should have studied 'stead of watching 'Wrath of Khan!'
I guess I was a pretty lousy husband. Sisko
I guess I was kind of busy doing stuff. - Jake
I guess I was lucky. Bashir
I guess I was wrong, I just don't belong.
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
I guess I'd better. - Dax
I guess I'll never change the World.. What a relief!!!
I guess I'll see you dancing in the ruins tonight
I guess I'm a child progeny.   -Calvin
I guess I'm being shallow, eh? - Anna Steven
I guess I'm just a sweet potato! :)
I guess I'm just addicted to my Junkie
I guess I'm just addicted to my Junkie . . . - Dodger
I guess I'm just frightened out of my mind. - Billy Joel
I guess I'm not surprised to hear that. - Troi
I guess I've always been a Superhero. - The Tick
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement
I guess PeeWee Herman is out of the running for Surgeon G
I guess THAT'LL hold the little bastards for awhile.-Uncle Don(?)
I guess Will Rogers never met President Clinton
I guess a cynic smells different.
I guess autofellatio IS possible, said Tom, swallowing his pride
I guess datacomms is simple, once you understand it. (Terne)
I guess everyone needs something of which to be proud
I guess he /didn't/ not die with his boots on. --Rick, SN
I guess he had to wear his Limbaugh watch on his right hand.
I guess he thought I need more practise than you do? - Sito
I guess he'll be able to finish up the autopsy now, Scully - Mulder
I guess i'm going to convert to the way you do it,
I guess i'm not the only boy for you
I guess if I didn't write 'em I can use 'em
I guess if I was alive, I would've known that... -- Poltergeist
I guess it IS pinking shears - Mike
I guess it looses something without the costumes.
I guess it takes more than birthdays to get maturity!
I guess it was all a DREAM ... or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O
I guess it what happens when you have multiple moderators.
I guess it's a girl thing
I guess it's a little too small for us to fly through. Paris
I guess it's been awhile since you had to punch a clock! - Riker
I guess it's better to be lucky than good -- Riker
I guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy. - The Crow
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
I guess its a question of Freedom. Just what is freedom to you?
I guess leavings gotten easy for you - Wesley
I guess my ears ARE big - Mike as weasely bad guy
I guess she's a child prodigy but then most children are.
I guess so. - Sito
I guess so...it's been a LONG time since I read that book.
I guess some things never leave you. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988
I guess somebody wanted to steal a Runabout. - O'Brien
I guess super heroes get used to this sort of thing
I guess surrealism's not your cup of tuna.
I guess that got pretty pathetic.              - Calvin
I guess that got pretty pathetic. - Calvin
I guess that has a certain unethical logic to it - Calvin
I guess that means Marxism - Groucho type is also dead.
I guess that means no Animaniacs, F!, and Pinky and the Brain?
I guess that one got by us - Sisko
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
I guess that would have been the thing I missed.. :)
I guess that would hurt future book sales, huh... - Mulder (3x21)
I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp -Crow on frozen monkeys
I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp.  Crow T. Robot
I guess that's a subconscious thing...:)
I guess that's sort of a good thing, eh?  :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I guess that's what legends are supposed to be. - Joe Dawson
I guess the 'Q' stands for 'uality.' - Dilbert
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cavett
I guess the answer is yes. :) - Renimar Keth-Solamni
I guess the jokes on me, she said
I guess the spaceship was cut inhalf also. - Washuu
I guess the stench was too much for my men
I guess the word 'dweeb' doesn't mean anything to you?
I guess the worst part was -- NO TAGLINE  ;^)
I guess their culture must be very different from ours. -Misa
I guess their parachutes didn't open. - Mulder
I guess there's just a time for doing dumb things. -Vlad Taltos
I guess they got our message. - Ro Laren
I guess this isn't a good time to thank you for seeing us - Mulder
I guess this means Mutie really IS unique. ;) - Dire Wolf
I guess this means we can't get 30 minute pizza delivery -Tom Paris
I guess this was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
I guess we DON'T have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore
I guess we all can't be imaginative.
I guess we can think that God has gone bad. -- Nitzer Ebb
I guess we can't. Janeway
I guess we finally did it, huh
I guess we have a problem, don't we. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan
I guess we just keep to ourselves. - Neela
I guess we know who wears the pants in the Smith family. - Michaels
I guess we really _are_ different. - Riker
I guess we'll have to try and fly it ourselves. - Jake to Nog
I guess what they don't know won't hurt them! -- Quinn
I guess what they don't know won't hurt them! Mallory
I guess will just have to disagree to agree.
I guess you CAN'T judge a cover by its book!
I guess you always remember your first love.
I guess you can tell that Al's been into the mushrooms.--Carlin
I guess you could call it  mortal terror! - Barclay.
I guess you could call this `Cheesy Rider'. -- Tom Servo
I guess you could say I was the 'life of the party'! - Odo
I guess you could say that we're cut from a different cloth.
I guess you could say we just stepped through the looking glass
I guess you didn't leave me anything to read? - Duncan MacLeod
I guess you don't have access to your bbs's net_mail or you would have
I guess you guys got BIG MUSCLES from doing too much STUDYING!
I guess you have a lot of questions. - O'Brien2
I guess you weren't that persuesive. Q
I guess you wonder where you are.
I guess you'll have to fire me, sir."  "You're fired."
I guess you're not quite ready for that... - Marty McFly
I guess you're off to have your fun.
I guess you're on your own, Worm-boy. - Giant Trout, to Earthworm Jim
I guess, then, I would write this more suggestively
I hAVe aN IMPortant rOlE aS a BAd ExaMplE!!
I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS... iT gIvEs Me A HeAdAcHe!!!
I hacked it, but I didn't get root - Bill Clinton
I hacked mainframes before there were pc's!
I hacked my smead, I hink I thave dain bramage
I had 'im, but somethin' yanked him away! Scott
I had 2 stop driving4a while,the tires were dizzy --s.w.
I had 3 kids once. Gave me indigestion
I had 42 Megs of taglines. Now I have 9 and climbing. -- Jack Butler
I had Barney's liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti.
I had JELL-O today
I had Jello today!  TV's Frank
I had Jello today! - Frank
I had Malantesla one time. Made me itch like crazy - Tom
I had a GREAT time in Nam!
I had a House..but a Big Blue Wave came and washed it away!!!!
I had a Kahuna once. I had it removed - Crow
I had a Tagline to put here, but I forgot what it was
I had a Tribble once, Tasted like chicken.
I had a Tribble once...it tasted like chicken
I had a Trill once... tasted just like chicken
I had a _great_ time. - Geordi
I had a ball Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
I had a brush with Death, and later I curled with Delirium.
I had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
I had a cat once, but it turned into a dog, so now I have a dog.
I had a cat once.  Tasted like chicken.
I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it.
I had a chicken once.  Tasted a lot like cat.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like Tribble.
I had a chicken once. Tasted just like cat.
I had a close encounter, I never chew my food. - Weird Al Yankovic
I had a conflict - Homework or Dynasty. Dynasty won-Debbie
I had a dislocated funny bone &lt;OUCH&gt; but it's better now.
I had a dislocated funny bone,  but it's better now
I had a dislocated funny bone, &lt;*OUCH*&gt; but it's better now.
I had a dog Tagline, but my cat ate it.
I had a dog once... Tasted like chicken.
I had a dog, but he wouldn't eat the wife's leftovers
I had a dream Quark was the devil and he wanted to buy my Pagh!
I had a dream once, there was a war inside my head. - Fishbone
I had a dream that all the victims of The  Pill came back...boy, were they mad!! - Steven Wright
I had a dream when I was young/A dream of sweet illusion.--Queen
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Democrats
I had a dream:  Sword +1, +5 vs. Republicans
I had a dream: 901329082183901283082190380182038091283081 bytes free
I had a dream: DIR C: 98888728385729103805 KBytes free
I had a duel with a bottle of California Brandy. The bottle won.
I had a firm grasp on Reality.  Then I caught the Bluewave!
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. - Steven Wright
I had a girlfriend around here somewhere?
I had a good rock garden once....3 of them died.
I had a good rock garden.........but three died.
I had a grand time.- Me valde oblectavi.
I had a great Tagline... but it got stolen.
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it... -  gypsy pete
I had a great idea, now only if I could remember it!
I had a great tagline here, but @F deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but @F stole it
I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it
I had a great tagline here, but Dave Harper stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Dexter deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Gary Caplan stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Keith Scudder stole it
I had a great tagline here, but Orville deleted it.
I had a great tagline here, but Zackary Tippett stole it
I had a great tagline, but my wife wouldn't let me use it
I had a hamburger last night that whinnied. - Col. Potter
I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
I had a handle on life, but it broke.
I had a headache once, then I got divorced.
I had a job as a Human Cannon Ball, but I got fired
I had a job lined up as a chimney-sweep, but the workload fell away
I had a king dressed in drip-dry and paisley
I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81
I had a life once -- then I found a modem, BBSes, and then the Internet
I had a life once, but now I have a kid.
I had a life once.  I traded it in for a faster modem.
I had a life once.  Now I have a modem.
I had a life once... Now I have a computer.
I had a life once... but now I have a modem.
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem
I had a life once... then I discovered modeming! =)
I had a life once.....      Now, I have a computer and a modem.
I had a life once....but now I have a modem..
I had a life, then I joined Fidonet.
I had a life. Now I've got a modem
I had a lot of fun with that blonde, until she popped
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
I had a monumental idea last night, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I had a multiple orgasm last week.  One on Monday, One on Tuesday
I had a near-death experience like this. - Crow
I had a normal childhood, but I overcame it.
I had a photographic memory, but it never developed
I had a pickle, but I dropped it
I had a praying mantis epiphany... - Mulder (War of the Coproprages)
I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female. (Raymond Floyd)
I had a psychic boyfriend who dumped me before we met.
I had a public shool educashun. caint you tell?
I had a rabbit once.  Tasted kinda like chicken
I had a rock garden oncethree of them died. --Mark Drake.
I had a run in with a cop. Boy, am I beat!
I had a shockproof, waterproof, dustproof, heatproof watch...I lost it!
I had a shockproof,waterproof,heatproof watch. I lost it!
I had a social life once, now I have a computer.
I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it! - Bart
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
I had a tagline when I came in here
I had a terrible accident as a child. I was hit on the hand by a falling napkin
I had a thought but it died of loneliness.
I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
I had a thought, but it died of loneliness.
I had a tribble once...it tasted like chicken.
I had a troubled childhood - I was breast fed from falsies
I had a vasectomy,so you'll still be a virgin, no worries
I had a void in the shape of you! - Frank sings
I had a weirdest dream,so vivid,like it was completely real
I had a whole universe to myself. Kirk
I had a wreck in my car, 6 months later, I married him.
I had acquired the Innsmouth look. --H.P. Lovecraft
I had alot of fun with that blond, until she popped
I had amnesia
I had amnesia once or twice.
I had amnesia once or twice. - Steve Wright
I had an "African Ethnic Representational Doll" when I was a child
I had an Aunt Em myself once
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative
I had an affair but I didn't enjoy it and I didn't climax.
I had an ant farm but I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it
I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had a accident
I had bursts of being a lady. Fortunately,it didn't last!
I had come to the place where the ghosts play at being ghosts.
I had dog once, it tasted like chicken
I had dreams of her dancing around me all night long
I had forgotten his name after the lobotomy - Joel
I had fun once, but it wasn't at all like this
I had heard there was a recipe on the internet for small sausages, but couldn't find a link. 
I had him killed. He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
I had him killed. He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herman
I had it to do over again, I'd let someone else do it.
I had low blood pressure.  My doctor sent me a bill.  I'm fine now.
I had made my peace and he had the indecency to die on me! - G'kar
I had moral fibre once, but I did not inhale. -@F
I had my Tourist Visa revoked.  Fortunately, I've still g
I had my Tourist Visa revoked.  Fortunately, I've still got MasterCard
I had my baby picture turned into a rookie card in case I get famous
I had my brain digitized.  The digit was 0.
I had my car's alignment checked -- It's Chaotic Evil!
I had my car's alignment checked, it came back Malevolent Evil
I had my car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had my car's alignment checked...they told me it was Chaotic Evil
I had my cars alignment checked.  It's a chaotic evil
I had my coat hangers spayed
I had my computer's alignment checked.  It's Chaotic Evil.
I had my head examined, they found nothing
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anything*!
I had my head x-rayed today.  Nothing there
I had no choice but to hear you. - Alanis Morissette
I had no idea Canada was this much fun! - Crow as bimbo
I had no idea a simple Yoshi could be so strong. - Bowser
I had no idea it was such a ritual - Riker
I had no idea porn could be so stressful
I had no idea porn could be so stressful... -- Mike Nelson
I had no idea that history was your specialty. - Kirk
I had no idea you were on the station. - Winn
I had no idea you were so...formidable. Anan 7
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.  Q
I had no idea you were such a cad.  I'm impressed.  ... Q to Picard
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. -- Q
I had no idea. NO idea at all! Sheridan Yes. --Kosh.
I had no more sick days left, so I called in dead
I had no shoes and I pitied myself.  Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes. -- Dave Barry
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet.
I had no shoes and wept. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"
I had nothing against women till I married one, now I have nothing!
I had one just like it - only different!
I had only 2 nerves left when I woke up AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING ON 'EM!
I had only one agenda with you, Chakotay. Seska
I had pancake makeup for brunch!
I had plastic surgery to conform to Feng Shui principles
I had proof of the existence of God, but my cat ate it.
I had rather be OVER the hill than UNDER it.
I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad. - William Shakespeare
I had right of way but the other guy had a Mack!
I had sex almost every day. Almost on Monday; almost on Tuesday; almos
I had sex in Teletubby land
I had sex with Tony the tiger. It was G-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!!
I had sex with my husband and all I got was this lousy kid. 
I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber.
I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out
I had some help in taking advantage of the virgin, said Sam, oily
I had some hockey taglines, but don't know where the puck I put them.
I had some kind of  expiriences ... Mystical expiriences
I had some morals - luckily, I got my money back
I had some sense knocked into me, and I've got the bump to prove it!
I had some words with my wife, I didn't get to use mine.
I had such a bitch of a day! - Mike as priest
I had supernatural powers, I tried Windows... Now I'm 1st level again.
I had the car's alignment checked.  It's chaotic evil!
I had the dreamthe one with the rhino. -- Coty Wyckoff
I had the horns surgically removed
I had the invitation in my hand...and my arms fell off! - The Tick
I had this *really* strange dream... Scott Calvin
I had this terrible day at work. The computer broke down, and I had to think all day
I had this terrible dream that Axl Rose was singing We Will Rock You
I had this thing for knives. -- Leland Palmer/BOB
I had three kids once. I was hungry that night.
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader
I had to add this stupid tagline or OLMS would choose a random one!
I had to admit I am the greatest. I was under oath.
I had to buy an extra cabinet for your file. - Freedman to Klinger
I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'! -- Mary Lou Bax
I had to come over *here* to be a star! - Klinger
I had to delete Windows,my cat ate the mouse.
I had to discover your _real_ intentions. - Balok
I had to dump a chunk of long term memory
I had to eat a lizard & drink my own urine - Crow T. Robot
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, Tom said excruciatingly
I had to give up being a vegetarian because of the side effects.
I had to give up boxing because of financial reasons. I couldn't afford to buy any more smelling salts
I had to give up masochism - I was enjoying it too much. (Mel Calman)
I had to give up on being a vegetarian because of the side effects
I had to go potty - Mike as pilot lands
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense
I had to hoped to meet you in battle! - Kor to Kirk
I had to install a presure valve in my girlfriend's ear
I had to install a presure valve in my girlfriend's ear.  She's blond
I had to leave a little girl in Kingston town
I had to officer, God told me to
I had to quit jogging... It made my beer foamy
I had to quit nursing school; my nipples got too sore!
I had to risk more in life before I could risk more in poetry.&lt;Kaufman&gt;
I had to shoot him, judge. He tried to get away
I had to shoot him, officer!  He was about to hurt himself!!
I had to stop driving my car for a while.  The tires got dizzy.  s.w
I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
I had to stop to play a game with Yoshi. - Lakitu
I had to strike the dentist when he got on my nerves
I had to think once before I gave it a second thought
I had to throw out the chowder.  There was a dead clam in it.
I had to trust them,I was powerless, I could not resist them - Scully
I had to!  I was under oath!
I had too much to dream last night.
I had too much to dream last night. -The Electric Prune
I had too much to dream last night...
I had trouble in school. I was using a BLACK highlighter.
I had you in mind, Mr. Garrovick. Kirk
I hadn't seen anything like that since I left Pennsylvania.
I hadn't... at least until you posted this.
I hand pick my taglines...I only steal the BEST!
I hang around where the grass is greener
I happen to be a Republican President, ah, the VICE-President.D.Qualye
I happen to be propelling the ball w/my hoverskirt! - Tom
I happen to be rather attached to my bottom. -Rik, The Young Ones
I happen to believe you make your own destiny. - Mama
I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things
I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. - Dr. Scott
I happen to like Bajoran stories... - Tracy Hemenover
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
I hardley recognised you with your clothes on!
I hardly even know you! - Dr. Scratchansniff
I hardly ever unroll it
I hardly feel those injuries I sustained - Crow
I hardly recognized you w/your clothes on  -Joel
I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.
I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.  Joel Robinson
I hardly said anything, apart from "geronimo". -- Rimmer
I hardly said anything, apart from `Geronimo
I hat typos
I hate 4 letter words - you know..like iron, cook, wash, dust
I hate 4 letter words like cook, dust, diet, iron, scrub
I hate 4 letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate 4-letter words! cook, wash, dust- Maggie
I hate 4-letter words!! cook...wash...dust...iron
I hate 4-letter words: cook, dust, wash, iron, work
I hate 4-letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet.
I hate Barbie...that bitch has everything !
I hate Bloody taglines
I hate Brother Florian just on principal.. - Quickling
I hate DOOM for all its hype and lack of great programming. - JHK
I hate Iambic Pentameter Orville mused poetically
I hate Microsoft.  Bill Gates is the Great Satan
I hate Mondays
I hate Origin lines with no geographical information!
I hate Saturdays
I hate Shadows, they hate me, I'm a Vorlon family!
I hate Socks the cat as much as some folks hate Barney.
I hate Sysops that think they know it all
I hate TV Guide sometimes. - Anna Steven
I hate Tag lines!!! I don't read THEM!!!
I hate Taglines!
I hate Taglines. Taglines are evil
I hate Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate Vulcans.  I hate their logic. * Sela
I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
I hate all that silence - Calvin
I hate babies.  They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate baronial politicking
I hate bathing my cat, I can't stand their hair in my mouth
I hate bathing my cat.  It takes so long to get the fur out of my mouth
I hate being a tagline!  Always last and at the bottom!
I hate being in brain fog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate being right all the time
I hate birthdays. They remind you your days are numbered.  Garfield
I hate broccoli, but in a sense, I am broccoli. - The Tick
I hate broccoli. Yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli! -The Tick
I hate brocolli, but in a sense, I am brocolli. -The Tick
I hate call-waiti'~ 2w..  NO CARRIER
I hate cats, unless stir-fried & tossed in dumpster
I hate cherry piereally. -- Lara Flynn Boyle
I hate climbing this winding staircase, said Tom coyly.
I hate cold showers. They stimulate me then I don't know what to do
I hate computers, and I refuse to be bullied by them.      Doctor #2
I hate converstibles. It's like riding in a car with no top on it
I hate daddy's GUTS! Shut up and eat what's on your plate
I hate definitions
I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli, Vivian Grey Bk I, Chap II
I hate disintegration, watching us wither - Tori Amos
I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you!
I hate dying. -- Dave Johnson
I hate easy targets
I hate elevator music, the way we fight - Tori Amos
I hate emergency vehicles.  All the names are backwards.
I hate everybody, and you're next!
I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate flashbacks!  I hate
I hate flying. - Nick Knight
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
I hate four letter words!..cook..wash..dust..iron
I hate four letter words--like cook, iron, wash, diet
I hate four letter words: cook, dust, iron, wash, diet.
I hate four letter wordslike cook, iron, wash, diet...
I hate four-letter words:  Wash, Cook, Dust, Iron
I hate getting a shock by licking the stamps on electronic mail
I hate gold.  Fake gold?  Even more.
I hate guys with foot fetishes. I'm lick toes intolerant.
I hate hexa taglines!
I hate him he hates me lets hang Barney from a tree!
I hate him!  I wish my mother were here. - Alexander
I hate him, Odo. -- Kira
I hate his smell, I hate his company. --P.J. Harvey
I hate hookers that backwash.
I hate hospitals, they're icky!  They keep blood in refigerators!
I hate housework!  You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again. --Joan Rivers
I hate humans! They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either
I hate humans! They really get my goat,I'm not so fond of goats either
I hate it when Humans think they have rights. - Any Computer
I hate it when I can't trust my own technology! - LaForge
I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!
I hate it when I leave my lunch in the ready room
I hate it when I miss the really simple answers
I hate it when I'm right! - Yakko
I hate it when I'm right! -- Yakko Warner
I hate it when I've typed in a whole tag line, only to find it won't f
I hate it when his face lights up
I hate it when his face lights up... -- Mike Nelson
I hate it when my Neutrinos drift on me
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night
I hate it when my foot falls asleep, it's usually up all night
I hate it when my plane is pms'ng.
I hate it when my screen gets all GUI!
I hate it when my tagline is too long to fit in this spac
I hate it when people ask stupid quesions.
I hate it when the Tagline is just one charachter too lon
I hate it when the Version number ends in .00
I hate it when the government tells me what I need.
I hate it when the tagline is just one charachter too lon
I hate it when weird guys have Mary Kaye parties - Crow
I hate it when you move and everything gets misplaced.
I hate it! It is revolting! Another? Please.
I hate it! Its famous. Its a meteor. Thank you - Crow
I hate it, yes I HATE it! - Data ST:G
I hate knowing where food comes from. All the magic is gone.
I hate laundry month.
I hate line noise when I'm trying to-- NO CARRIER
I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. --Samuel Johnson, lexicographer extraordinaire,
I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here! - Hawkeye
I hate me, I hate you, and I hate our whole life here! - Hawkeye
I hate metal on my teeth, Tom said abrasively.
I hate milking cows, Tom uttered.
I hate mirror episodes. - Anna Steven
I hate misspelled graffiti and no good grammar.
I hate mornings. They start too early in the day.  Garfield
I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.
I hate my Mom but I honor her anyway!
I hate my father's idiotic ideas
I hate my modem
I hate my neighbor...so I just eat the vegetables. - Dahmer
I hate my tagline!
I hate myself during Self-Esteem Improvement Month.
I hate oceans... Marvin
I hate paranoid people, they're everywhere!
I hate parties. - Odo
I hate payday.  -- Quark
I hate payday.  Qwark
I hate people who don't love everybody
I hate people who enjoy taking drugs; like custom officials - Lhyanna
I hate people who say "I know it's off-topic.. but..."
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs -- like customs officials
I hate personal violence, especially when I'm the person.
I hate physics - Me
I hate pies with crumb bases, said Tom crustily.
I hate pineapples, said Tom dolefully.
I hate playing craps, Tom said dicily.
I hate puns. I'm a contrapuntalist
I hate questionaires -Worf
I hate questionnaires
I hate questionnaires -- Worf
I hate quotations
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations.  Tell me what *you* know. -- Emerson
I hate quotations.  Tell me what you know. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what YOU know. - Emerson
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably.
I hate repeating myself! I hate it I hate it I hate it!
I hate rhetoric, it's just greek to me!
I hate safe sex... the door keeps closing and locking me inside.
I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one.
I hate sewers... they smell like poo-gas! - Freakazoid
I hate sewers...they smell like poo-gas! - F!
I hate sex on TV.  I keep falling off.
I hate sheep! ------ A True Kiwi!
I hate shellfish, said Tom crabbedly.
I hate silly tag lines!
I hate sloppy release code.  Probably why I don't go near Windows.
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. -- Lenny Bruce
I hate sweet potatoes, Tom yammered.
I hate sysops that think they know it all.
I hate taglines
I hate taglines Bah! :-(
I hate taglines that get cut off before the end of a sent
I hate taglines!  Who invented the things anyway?
I hate taglines, now.
I hate taglines.
I hate tailgaters on the Information Superhighway
I hate taking naps. Waking up once a day is bad enough
I hate temporal mecahnics. O'Brien and O'Brien
I hate temporal mechanics. -- O'Brien
I hate that question. Let's avoid that.  &lt;g&gt;  - Anna Steven
I hate that technical stuff!!!
I hate the British.  They're so f*cking pompous. -- Death
I hate the itching.  But I don't mind the swelling
I hate the way he says "Interesting Problem."
I hate these BLINKING s!!
I hate these `[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING`[0m taglines!!
I hate these `[0mthese  `[0;1;5;32;44mBLINKING `[0m Taglines  `[40m `[0m
I hate these `either/or' questions... Rimmer
I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week! - Wakko
I hate these things.
I hate these wacky morning DJ's.  Crow T. Robot
I hate this eternal revenue tax!  uh... that's INTERNAL revenue tax
I hate this job - Principle Spittle
I hate this movie already! - Crow
I hate this movie already! -- Crow T. Robot
I hate this new uniform!  Bring back the GREEN!
I hate this tagline.  I really do.  LOATHE!
I hate this time of year when the food police come out.
I hate to assume people are stupid. They usually are, but
I hate to be cured and run. - Dr. Freedman
I hate to be repetitive.  I hate to be repetitive.  I hat
I hate to blow my own horn, but 'Beep Beep.'
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner! - Alanis
I hate to confuse myself with the facts
I hate to cook. - Joan of Arc
I hate to leave so soon
I hate to lose a fight!!! -Khyron 'The Backstabber'
I hate to repeat gossip so I'll only say this once
I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician. - Rita
I hate to say anything negative, but no. - Mike, Young Ones
I hate to say it bros, but... COWABUNGA!! - Vinnie
I hate to see any marriage go kablooie. -- Col. Potter
I hate to see fellow heterosexuals pawing each other in public
I hate to think I've been blinded baby, why can't I see you tonight?
I hate to type
I hate to type.....
I hate to wait on the money men.
I hate to wait on the money men. - Alan Grant
I hate to waste a drop -Dracula
I hate today. - Arthur, after kissing the Tick in Carmalita's body
I hate waiting at the Wormhole.Kids flying up to clean my viewports
I hate wearing that uniform! -- Nana Visitor
I hate wet paper bags
I hate wet paper bags. - Marvin
I hate what I say, but I'll fight 2 your death 2 defend it
I hate what you say, but I'll defend to my death your right to say it.
I hate when I get knocked off-lק NO CARRIER
I hate when he says "Interesting problem you have here".
I hate when my shwartz gets twisted!
I hate when people say, "Can I ask you a question?"  Ya didn't really give me a chance did ya there bud? - Adam Sandler
I hate whiners & crybabies.
I hate windsurfers, la-de-da-de-da. I hate waterskiers too, la-de-da-de-da
I hate windsurfers. I hope they fall in, and swim a bit, then drown
I hate windsurfers. What a stupid lot they are
I hate worms, 'specially the ones I just stepped on
I hate you forever! Boohoo! -Crow before Joel spanks him
I hate you meeces to pieces! - Mr. Jinx
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family.  -Barne
I hate you, You hate me.  Let's hang barney from a tree
I hate you, you hate me, let's throw Barney in the sea.
I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family
I hate you, you hate me.  Let's all go and kill Barney!
I hate you, you hate me. -Barney for the 90's
I hate you, you hate me..Kid, get lost and climb a tree
I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
I hate you. You hate me. Let's go out and kill Barney.
I hate, I just *HATE* retractable claws - Calvin
I hated PKZIP 2.04c before you did.
I hated Rush Lamebo -- until I got my lobotomy.  (Limbaugh)
I hated Rush Limbaugh
I kan teL yuu enything aI wawnT. Whether yuu beeleev mee iz anudher ishuu.
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I've started telling everyone about the health benefits of dried grapes.  It's all about raisin awareness.
If you do not shoot, then you will always miss.
If you do not shoot, then you will always miss.
ated it when my mom dressed up like that - Mike
ated it when my mom dressed up like that - Mike
I hated it! - Kira
I hated the '60's when it WAS the '60's! Arturo
I hated the 60's when it *was* the 60's! -- Professor Arturo
I hated you when we first met. O'Brien to Bashir
I hates meeces to peeces! Jinx T. Cat
I hates meeces to pieces - Mr. Jinx
I hates that crazy varmint!!!  Y. Sam
I have  an  urge  and I'm  fulfilling  it
I have *got* to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have *plenty* of theories... - Mulder to Scully (Pilot)
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I have .25 sectors per sector
I have 100 GB of software - and all on 360K floppies!
I have 140 computer viruses in purple dinosaur shapes!
I have 1st amendment righ@#$%     NO CARRIER
I have 2 rules : 1) I am always correct 2) If I'm wrong read rule #1
I have 240 air conditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
I have 3 Pentiums - heats my home all winter!
I have 3 networked Pentiums - heats my house all winter!
I have 40+ computer viruses in my zoo
I have 6,993 taglines. How many do you have?
I have CRAFT: Can't Remember a Flamin' Thing!
I have CRS...Can't remember...do do.
I have Canary fever..but it's tweetable.
I have Cary Grant Karma!  The Tick
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it.
I have ESP, PMS and a GUN... any questions?
I have FIVE TIMES your strength! Khan
I have GOT to get me one of these! --Capt. Steven Hiller
I have Geco's brain, in a thimble on my desk.
I have IA...       Artificial Intelligence !            
I have Immortal longings in me.&lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I have Immortal taglines in me. -Tagspeare
I have Impedimentum memoriae
I have Inopia celeritatis
I have Internet how do I download from COOKIE SERVER?
I have MOUNTING Questions...are you a Sex Therapist?
I have Morbus irrigationis
I have NOT lost my mind, I left it over there, I think
I have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware.
I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere
I have NOT lost my mind,it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I have NOT lost my mind.  It's backed up... okay, maybe I HAVE lost my mind
I have NOT lost my mind. It's ZIPped up somewhere!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere!
I have OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Dos and Windows.
I have OS/2 because it takes less space than Micro$loth DOS and Windows
I have P-M-S, E-S-P and a G-U-N - don't even THINK about it!
I have PLACES to see, PEOPLE to do!
I have PMS *and* a gun.  Any questions?
I have PMS and ESP. I'm a bitch that knows everything.
I have PMS and ESP...now I'm a bitch who knows everything!
I have PMS and I have a handgun..... Any Questions?
I have PMS and a .44 Magnum. Was there something you wanted to say?
I have PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic.  Any questions?
I have PMS and a Handgun.  Any Questions?
I have PMS and a Klingon Bird of Prey.  Any questions??
I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS and a hangover...any questions NOW?
I have PMS and a loaded gun, now, what did you say????
I have PMS, ESP and a G-U-N!  Any comments or questions?
I have PMS, ESP, and a G-U-N! Got a PROBLEM with that??
I have PMS, and I have a gun. Any questions?
I have PMS. What's your excuse?
I have PROOF aliens are among us - LOOK AT THE MACINTOSH!
I have Parkinson's disease and he has mine
I have REALLY gotta stop replyin' to tag-lines
I have THREE computers.  Can I breed them?
I have Taedium pellucidorum
I have Van Gogh's ear for music.
I have WIN 3.1, WFWG, NT, WIN95 & OS/2 for true DOS compatibility.
I have Windows 95...can I park in the handicap space?
I have Windoze95... Can I park in the handicapped space?
I have a  &lt;*SNORT*&gt;  high tolerance level. -- Brian Cullen
I have a   YEN   for things like that
I have a &lt;*SNORT*&gt; high tolerance level. - Brian Cullen
I have a 'full deck',..I am just a 'slow shuffler'!
I have a *wife*?      Good heavens, why wasn't I informed?  -jms
I have a 1.5Mb tagline file, and I need a sorter!!!
I have a 14,400 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers.
I have a 14,400 bps modem, but only 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 14.4 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a 28.8K bps modem and .5 CPS fingers!
I have a 33.6Kbps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I have a 33600bps modem and 2400bps phone lines
I have a 486 but my .357 is much faster
I have a 5.5 Meg recipe file, and I need a good sorter!
I have a 500MHZ computer and a 900MHZ cordless phone. Are they just making this crap up? 
I have a 9600 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I have a B.A. in social work, said Tom with a degree of concern.
I have a Betazoid modem -- it senses what boards I want to call.
I have a Betazoid modem -it dls what it senses i want.
I have a Betazoid modem ... it downloads the files it senses I want.
I have a Black Belt in Bourbon!
I have a CHOColate chip in MY computer!!!
I have a French monkey on my back.  GET IT OFF! -- Leary
I have a GUT feeling... way down in my TOES
I have a Mercede's buried in my yard.  My dog is an over-achiever.
I have a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system
I have a Phd.in Frustration from Harvard Graphics U.!!
I have a Slick Willie in my family - T Kennedy
I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD
I have a VISION!  It's a RANCID double-FISHWICH on an ENRICHED BUN!!
I have a bachelorette degree in computers. - Real live resume statement
I have a bad cold.  Phlegm at ten
I have a bad dose of....Genealogy Fever....and it's highly contagious!
I have a bad feeling about this
I have a bad feeling about this. - Leia
I have a bad feeling about this.. - All of the Star Wars characters
I have a bad feeling about this..--All of the character
I have a bad feeling about this... - Han Solo
I have a bad feeling about this... - Luke Skywalker
I have a bad feeling about this... - Princess Leia
I have a bad feeling about this....
I have a bad habit of telling the truth... - Kira
I have a ball -bearing mousetrap. It's called a tomcat
I have a barbecue deficiency. - Hawkeye
I have a barnacle on my botton, Mr. BigHead. -Rocko('s Modern Life)
I have a better question... - Jake
I have a bigger piano than this, Orville exclaimed grandly.
I have a black belt in haiku.
I have a black belt in origami--stop or I'll fold you!
I have a blender and a cat. Soups On!
I have a blip on the motion sensor, Captain. - Spock
I have a brand new hard drive and a corrupted backup!
I have a business opportunity that may interest you. - Nog
I have a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
I have a cheap sysop, no taglines:-(
I have a child's heart--in a jar on my desk
I have a chocoholic fervor: I observe all masses of chocolate
I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out
I have a clean mind-I don't let it get cluttered with a lot of facts.
I have a clear conscience - I have never used it
I have a code in my node
I have a collect call from Mars. Do you accept?
I have a collect call from Reality.  Will you accept...  &lt;CLICK&gt;
I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the
I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the - &lt;click&gt;
I have a collect call of the wild for Filbert Turtle...&lt;Operator&gt;Rocko
I have a complete memory record of that day. Data
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
I have a condom, can I get a third degree?
I have a crank to start my car.  She drives me to work,too.
I have a cronic case of wonder lust  :)
I have a crush on you....!!!
I have a date with eternity, and I don't intend to be late -Soron
I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it.
I have a decaffeinated coffee table.  You'd never know it to look at it. - Steven Wright
I have a defective butt... it has a crack in it
I have a degree in C.S.--Creative Stupidity!
I have a deskview out my window
I have a destiny to fulfill. Londo
I have a dirty mind because I ran out of soap!
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a disk ache !
I have a dog who sits at my feet and licks my toes, does this count?
I have a dream .. C:&gt; 937498127857679023 bytes free
I have a dream .. DIR C: .. 999,937,498,127 bytes free
I have a dream too; Radio for the people, by the people!
I have a dream"Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream. - Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King
I have a dream. DIR C:.. "937498127857 bytes free"
I have a dream...  &lt;DIR C:&gt;....   "99934843928281 Bytes Free"
I have a dream... "Transfer completed (100,000 CPS)..."
I have a dream... DIR C: 1,987,999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream....90756435463 bytes free on drive C:
I have a dream...DIR C: 999,937,498,127 bytes free.
I have a dream:   C:\  93285298429872582 K free
I have a dream:  DIR C: 93285298429872582 kbytes free
I have a dream:  DIR C: 965,465,065,464,984,030,373,436 bytes free
I have a dream:  DIR C:&lt;enter&gt;  93984397847 bytes free
I have a dream:  Dir C: 345,932,938,999,011,234,543 free
I have a dream: "Transfer completed, 1000000 CPS."
I have a dream: 512845642 bytes free
I have a dream: C: 93285298429872582 Mega bytes free.
I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...
I have a dream: Sword, +100 Holy Avenger vs. Politicians!
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
I have a drink problem, I can't afford it
I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4
I have a drinking problem:  Two hands and one mouth!
I have a dynamic memory.  It needs constant refreshing
I have a fantastic memory.......but it's short.
I have a fax machine; I have fax waiting
I have a feeling I used to be the jealous type. - Ro Laren
I have a feeling that we are not compatible personalities.
I have a feeling that you'll NEED other contributors, Darren!
I have a feeling this is going to be real bad.  Joel Robinson
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I have a feeling we're not being told the whole story here, Mulder
I have a female dog. I tried to mate her, she wants 50 biscuits.
I have a few of the political ones
I have a few that I made that I'm a little proud of
I have a file! I HAVE A FILE!! - Homer
I have a filter for that!
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour. - Edward Albee
I have a firm grip on reality - now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality--by the throat
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality. I just strangled it.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have a firm grip on reality; now I will strangle it.
I have a firm grip or reality.  Now I can strangle it.
I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7 or 8 inches.
I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything. - 007
I have a friend who is a B747 pilot. I said 'Hi Jack'. He shot me.
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
I have a frim grip on reality...now to strangle it!
I have a full deck.  I'm just a slow shuffler
I have a gift for you. Miramanee to Kirk
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight.  Shakespeare
I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare
I have a good eye, uncle - I can see a church by daylight.-Beatrice
I have a good memory, it's just short.
I have a good memory. It just doensn't last very long
I have a good mind, but I don't like to bore anyone with it. -Rae Dong Chong
I have a great (desq)View from all of my Windows
I have a great memory... it's just a little short
I have a great...sympathy for what your race has endured. Janeway
I have a grip on reality - just not this particular one.
I have a grip on reality, just not a particularly tight one
I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.
I have a gun permit. The Second Amendment
I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up. -- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters
I have a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bathwater! - The Tick
I have a heart like the US Army - open for all men between 18-35.
I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?!
I have a killer deck.... Uhhhh I forgot to add Mana
I have a knife of DM slaying.
I have a large cash flow -- In the wrong direction !
I have a large seashell collection.  It's scattered on the beach
I have a life!  I watch Animaniacs after work, so THERE!
I have a life!" - Fox Mulder
I have a life-sized map of the United States.
I have a life.  C:ANIMANIACS/CARTOON/FAKE/STUFF/LIFE.ANIM .....See?
I have a life.  C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See?
I have a life.  I just choose to ignore it
I have a life. C:\MYRA\LIFE.EXE - see?
I have a life. C:\STARTREK\ST-TNG\ST-DSN\ST-VOY\LIFE.EXE .....See?
I have a life. C:\VIRGINIA\LIFE.EXE.....See?
I have a list, they will never be missed
I have a little problem with authority ... - Spike, Dinosaurs
I have a love-snag relationship with recipes.
I have a love-steal relationship with taglines.
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in
I have a map of the United States .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile. - Steven Wright
I have a map of the United States that's actual size.
I have a map of the United States, it says scale: 1 mile = 1 mile
I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  Steven Wright
I have a million dollar figure-but it's all loose change!
I have a mind and the ability to reason; I don't need a Bible
I have a mind like a ... err ... hmmm
I have a mind like a steel ... animal catcher thingie
I have a mind like a steel ...uh...er...whatchamacallit!
I have a mind like a steel sieve
I have a mind like a steel trap, but it's a bit rusty
I have a mind like a steel trap; what DOES it take to trap steel??
I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!
I have a mind like a steel... animal catcher thingie.
I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingamajig...
I have a mind like a steel....wazzat called?
I have a mind like a steel...thing...you know...doohickey.
I have a mind like a steel...thing...yow... a
I have a mind like a steel...uh.....thingamajig!!
I have a mind like a steel...um, what's it called?...you know
I have a mind like a steel...umm...whatchamacallit...-s.w
I have a mind like a steel...you know...doohicky
I have a nastier namebut it's really not fit to print. - Vhujunka
I have a new "User Surly" computer
I have a new law firm: Damne, Goode, and Reddy.
I have a new memory... so new, it doesn't fit in my head!
I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy.  I'm only going to dread one day at a time.  - Charles Schulz
I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time. --Charlie Brown
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schultz
I have a new philosophy: I dread only one day at a time
I have a pager that responds/vibrates/feeds back/resonates. So what?
I have a pass: C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE. It lets me do *things*.
I have a passion for apathy
I have a patent cure for 'the kissing disease', said Tom monotonically.
I have a patient with many questions. McCoy
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat. Cut it. (Alfred Hitchcock)
I have a pet jellyfish named K-Y.
I have a photogenic memory.
I have a photographic memory (it just hasn't develped yet)
I have a photographic memory - but I'm OUT of film.
I have a photographic memory - but no film.
I have a photographic memory, but I've run out of film.
I have a photographic memory, too bad it was not developed
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again???
I have a photographic memory...but it's out of film.
I have a photographic memory; uh-oh, the lens cap is on!
I have a photographic mind...it never developed.
I have a picture of him doing it. - Dragonrider
I have a place in the universe, but I'm never in it.
I have a plan so cunning you could shave with it
I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants, woow!!
I have a pornographic memory
I have a price on my head.  If I don't pay off Jabba, I'm a dead man.
I have a promise to keep. To slay the dragon? No, to heal it.
I have a question. You're gonna eat me aren't you? - Mike/#606
I have a rapier wit, but everyone keeps parrying
I have a rapier wit; I've just been using it as a broadsword
I have a rare photograph of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
I have a real bad feeling about this... - Han Solo
I have a real good memory, except it's short. Like my
I have a really bad feeling about this
I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo
I have a really bad feeling about this...
I have a really good memory except that it's so short
I have a really good memory, except it's short.
I have a really good memory....only it's short!
I have a really, pretty bad headache - Mike
I have a reputation? - Mulder (Squeeze)
I have a reverse-silence problem at times.
I have a rich understanding of my finest defenses.  -- R.E.M
I have a right to be physically unattractive
I have a right to change people into who I want them to be
I have a right to know if I'm right. - Frank Burns
I have a rock garden but last week three of them died
I have a rock garden, but three of them died last week
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died. - S. Wright
I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran
I have a rock garden.  Last week, three of them died.
I have a rock garden.  Three of them died last week
I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died...-Jym Fox
I have a rope and an ostrich feather, and I know how to use them.
I have a saddle too, Jean-Luc....  Beverly
I have a secret to tell from my electrical well
I have a sense of humor, I'm talking to you, aren't I ?
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a small piece of brain lodged in my head!
I have a soft head and a hard drive
I have a special mind that thinks in the dark.
I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
I have a speech impediment.......my foot gets in the way.
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
I have a speech impediment....my foot!!! 08 Jan 96
I have a speech impediment...my foot!
I have a speech of fire that fain would blaze but this folly douts it.
I have a stiffy. - Beavis
I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter!
I have a stupid question and I'm not afraid to use it!
I have a subspace message for you from your wife. - Dax
I have a sudden, irresistable urge to yodel. -- DarkWing Duck
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT?
I have a talent for idleness which is tragically wasted by my working here
I have a tarasque for a familiar, you know
I have a tatoo of Rush Limbaugh on my butt. Wanna see it?
I have a teflon brain - nothing sticks to it anymore
I have a terminal swap file.
I have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell
I have a terrible rash! Must be the HERPES VIRUS I D/L'ed
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it
I have a ticket to the Good Life, but couldn't find the entrance.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser. --Arnold Palmer
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not
I have a very bad feeling about this. - Luke
I have a very firm grasp on reality!  I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have a very good DENTAL PLAN.  Thank you
I have a very good memory - it is just short :-)
I have a very large dog and I need your help to walk it.
I have a very pessimistic view of life.   Woody Allen
I have a very pronounced feature: Babbling - Data
I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra
I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Bigguth Dickuth
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Bigus Dicus'!
I have a vitally important role serving as a bad example.
I have a war wound. And IT doesn't...work - Mike
I have a warrant for you're a rest
I have a watch Kat! Just break in and she'll watch
I have abandoned the follies of youth for those of old age. (Depew)
I have about fifty photon torpedos locked onto it right now. Sisko
I have absolutely no intention of joining The Beaumont Society
I have accepted Provolone into my life!
I have added you to my computer data; assuring you immortality
I have alcohol-ism not alcohol-wasm.
I have all the erasers to all the miniture golf pencils in the world.
I have all the money I'll ever need -- if I die by 3 o'clock!
I have all the specs and diagrams at home.. - Sergei Roschenko
I have all the time in the world... I'm dead!!!
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
I have already not made that point
I have already told you more than I know
I have always admired strong males -- Lwaxanna
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
I have always been diametrically opposed to opposition!OJW
I have always been here. -Floyd
I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library &lt;JL Borges&gt;
I have always loved (and never understood) art, music, and women
I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form. -- Winston Churchill, 1903
I have always thought life was a case of grow or die.
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke
I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I have forgotten this before
I have an ANSI.SYS, and an ANSI.BRO as well
I have an American Legion dog. He stops at every post
I have an IQ of 6,000:  The same IQ as 6,000 P.E. Teachers
I have an O(1) algorithm for factoring very large primes
I have an advantage on the Postal Exam. I'm already disgruntled
I have an amputee fetish. I'm lack toes intolerant.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
I have an appointment with eternity & I don't want to be late.-Soran
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
I have an eight-track mind, but I can't find a player
I have an electric knife. The turkey is unarmed. I will eventually win.
I have an envie for some good gumbo.
I have an examination tomorrow which I intend to pass. * Rimmer
I have an excellent disguise. - Garibaldi
I have an exceptionally high Q.I.
I have an existential map.  It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wright
I have an extended business trip, and NO laptop &lt;sigh&gt;
I have an extensive library. - Connor MacLeod
I have an eye for a rather nice veiw.
I have an idea about that, Captain. Chakotay
I have an idea, and it just might be crazy enough to work!- Tick
I have an idea. - Yakko
I have an important role as a bad example.
I have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one
I have an inferiority complex. I think everyone is inferior to me.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb, anybody's
I have an interesting structuring of my words way.
I have an interesting way of my words structuring
I have an open mind:  my brains keep falling out
I have an orb to sell to the Bajorans. Zek
I have an understanding with my local police -- I have them outgunned, but they have me outnumbered
I have another tagline just like this one
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. --George Carlin
I have as much in common with David Duke as Tupac Shakur.
I have bad ears. They hear everything @F says
I have bad eyes. They see everything that @F writes
I have bad news for you. Major Kira has an airtight alibi. Odo
I have become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.
I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds. - Dr. Robert Oppenheimer
I have become comfortable numb
I have become comfortably numb -Floyd
I have become comfortably numb.
I have become comfortably numb.  - Pink Floyd
I have become comfortably numb.  P.F
I have become comfortably numb. - Pink Floyd
I have become comfortably numb...
I have become cumbersome to this  world.    I have become cumbersome to my girl. --7M3
I have become me without my consent
I have become....comfortably numb
I have been a stranger in a strange land. - Exodus 2:22
I have been accused of being human.  It's a lie.
I have been accused of being out of phase with reality myself!
I have been blessed to have lived in the time of Reagan and Limbaugh.
I have been designated the official "agitator" there by the moderator.
I have been diagnosed with Blue Wave Fever. It's catching too!
I have been drunk now for more than two weeks
I have been entertaining two 18 year old girls-S. Amendolea
I have been given one moment from heaven.   Enya
I have been in your place before, Mr Garibaldi - Londo
I have been laid up with intentional flu. - Samuel Goldwyn
I have been on fidonet for MANY years now, I have now
I have been on the bridge that spans 2 worlds..... - Mulder
I have been poor and I have been rich.  Rich is better.
I have been searching for you hooman!
I have been seduced by the dark chocolate side of the for
I have been shot 8x. And as a result I have almost missed
I have been shot 8x. And as a result I have almost missed work.-Ah Poo
I have been so completely beaten, and by a Yoshi! - Bowser
I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds
I have been too lenient. - Adolf Hitler
I have been working here ever since they threatened to fire me
I have been, and always shall be your friend.  Spock
I have been... and always will be... your friend.  Spock
I have broken this man's index finger.  Who killed Edward Blake?
I have brought back something you have to try - Riker
I have brought you that our passions may fuse and merge!   Phantom
I have bungee fever and there's only one cure... BOING
I have bursts of being a lady,but it doesn't last long-Shelley Winters
I have bursts of being a lady; it doesn't last.
I have but four enemies: fear, ignorance, and math
I have but one asterisk for my country.
I have but one claw, but beware! -- Batty
I have but one pet cause today.  Ban the Bat
I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance.
I have carried your soul.  I can't fill your shoes. * McCoy
I have castles in the soul of our sins!
I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass
I have come here to chew gum and kick *ss. &lt;R. Piper&gt;
I have come here to kick ascii.
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!
I have come to doubt all I once held as true.
I have come to tell you that you _are_ free
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I have comic books, I keep them in bags
I have completely reversed your perceptions of reality
I have concluded that life is an nP complete problem
I have crawled - down dead end streets - on my hands and knees.
I have crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I have all but rubbed it out
I have cute taglines now, too!
I have da people - I have da plan - I have you sucked in!
I have decided that today is not a good day to die.
I have decided to allow you to do what I cannot prevent.
I have decided to devote my entire career to looking for a career.
I have decided to display my feminine self today. - Worf
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. --Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.  -- George Bernard Shaw
I have designed an improved robot to remove your mask. - Pretorius
I have developed "Power Word Nuke".  Send me all your gold.
I have dieted 103 years and it hasn't done me any good.
I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on. - Picard
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. -- Blaise Pascal
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me. -- Camillo Di Cavour
I have discovered the heart of bushido: to die! (Yamamoto Tsunetomo)
I have dispatched an enemy - Hobbes makes a kill
I have done... questionable things. - Roy Batty
I have driven thru downtown Manhattan at lunchtime...on a
I have drunk of joy and I will taste no other wine tonight
I have dynamic memory, it needs constant refreshing
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I have dynamic memory--it needs refreshing often.
I have dynamic memory...please refresh me
I have eight children, Tom apparently said.
I have eight children, said Tom apparently
I have engaged the enemy.  The wedding is this Friday
I have enough gaul to be divided in three parts!
I have enough guilt to start my own religion.
I have enough money for the rest of my life, if I only live 'til 4 pm.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.	Jackie Mason
I have enough people pissed at me already!!
I have enough trouble single-tasking!
I have erased the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have escaped from a political correction facility
I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
I have everything and I WANT MORE!!!
I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't.
I have excorcised the demons - Ace Ventura
I have exhaustive experience in manufacturing. - Real live resume statement
I have failed. Voval
I have fallen down @FIRST@, could you send me another beer?
I have faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I have favours for sale...but the price is quite high. - Satan
I have finally given Gary a new tagline file!
I have first amendent righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Joan Rivers
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them......
I have fools on the left of me and feeders on the right - Londo
I have forgotten the German word for 'four' Tom said fearlessly.
I have formed a partial hypothesis.  I must check it out.  Spock
I have fought my way to the castle beyond the Goblin City
I have found God and He is shaped like a Big Mac!
I have found a clue! Now, where did I put it???
I have found insanity to be an aid in writing taglines.
I have found little that is good about human beings.  In my experience most of them are trash. -- Sigmund Freud
I have found power in the mysteries of thought -- Euripides
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this... T
I have found that humans often use smalltalk during awkward moments
I have found that humans value their uniqueness... - Data
I have found you can find, happiness in slavery  - Trent Reznor (NIN)
I have found.....kind of temporary sanity...in this
I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. - Thomas Edison
I have from an early age abjured the use of
I have full diplomatic access.
I have full diplomatic access. --Garibaldi.
I have full diplomatic accesss.
I have full diplomatic accesss. - Garibaldi
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle
I have given a name to my pain, and it is @N@!
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. - The Joker
I have given a name to my pain.  And it is Batman.
I have given a name to my pain. It is "@TOFIRST@"
I have given my pain a name..!!
I have given my pain a name.Windows
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is for you
I have got a disk ache !
I have got as much as I can from all of my known living relatives.
I have got to stop bouncing those reality checks.
I have grape beverages, Tom whined with clarity
I have great faith in agnosticism
I have great faith in fools
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. -- Edgar Allan Poe
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
I have grown a Teflon brain -- nothing sticks
I have grown older, and you have grown colder- Pink Floyd
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.  -- Groucho Marx
I have had great difficulty in determining what funny is - Data
I have had just about all I can take of myself
I have had just about all I can take of myself. &lt;S N Behrman&gt;
I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. -- Malcolm Muggeridge
I have had no _visions_, I have received no _insight_....! - Worf
I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
I have hard evidence of the efficacy of ginseng.
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato
I have heard ENOUGH of your accusations! - Kurak
I have heard about people like me, but I never made the connection. -- McLean
I have heard many arguments which influenced my opinion, but never one which influenced my vote. - Sir James Fergusson
I have heard of only one politician that never lied.  His
I have heard their eerie howling
I have him trapped in my monitor
I have him, Captain, more or less. Paris
I have honors enough. Cochrane
I have how many macros?!?
I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies.
I have infected you. Sunan
I have invented the world I see.
I have it on good authority that I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I have just enough white in me to make my honesty questionable. -- Will Rogers
I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.  I do believe that is a record. -- Dylan Thomas, his last words
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics!
I have killed my captain, and my friend. Spock
I have kind of an unusual lifestyle. -- Sam Beckett
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I have know idea what I could be doing wrong
I have learned little from the years that fly; but I have wrung the colour from the years. - Frances Pollock
I have learned silence from the talkative
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind. -- Kahlil Gibran
I have learned silence from the talkative.
I have learned that arrogance is a good trait-A. Corbin
I have learned that diversity is good-A. Corbin
I have learned that it is useless to argue with you - Picard
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with great caution. ---- Wernher von Braun
I have learned tolerance from the intolerant, kindness from the unkind.
I have listened to the realm of the Spirit.&lt;Casey&gt;
I have little bunnies painted on my knees - Crow
I have little love for Beta 5 snobbery! Gary Seven
I have lived here before, the days of ice.   HENDRIX 
I have lived here before, the days of ice.  Hendrix
I have lived so many lives all in my head - NIN
I have lived too long with cautious thinking. Now I will make myself mad. --Rumi
I have locked out the controls. - Data
I have lost my mind, but it must be backed-up somewhere.
I have lost my strength of will. - Kirk
I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains
I have lots of comic books!  I keep them in plastic bags
I have lots of comic books! - TV's Frank
I have loved in justice and therefore died in exile. --Pope Gregory VII, guest lecturer
I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. - Dan Quayle
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.  -- James Gordon Bennett
I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one. - James G. Bennet
I have made no undetected errors
I have made the orc metabolically impaired!
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. -- Blaise Pascal
I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS
I have mastered the fine art of dementia!
I have measured my life with coffee spoons
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. -- Eliot
I have melted the thin line between genius and insanity.
I have memory problems. Have I said that before ?
I have mixed feelings about ambivalence.
I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them
I have morals.  I just keep misplacing them. -- Quark
I have more hit points that you can possible imagine
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY! -- from "Cerebus" #82
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole body!
I have more pipe dreams than an organist.
I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, proving
I have more than I dreamed possible, brother - Lore
I have more than enough of almost everything.
I have more, if you're interested
I have multiple personalities. No I don't! Yes I do!
I have my Frosted Flakes hooked into my Serial Board
I have my Texas hunting license here.  -- George Bush, alleged Texan
I have my Texas hunting license here...  -- George Bush
I have my cat's permission to use my computer.
I have my doubts about disbelief
I have my faith, and I have my prayers
I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. - Samuel Beckett - Irish playwright - from The Unnameable
I have my mother's eyes.  They're in my pocket.
I have my official sweet and innocent id card =) -Tristessa
I have my official sweet and innocent id card =) -Tristessa
I have my orders from the Emperor himself. - Piett
I have my own form of protection
I have my own will, Captain. - Spock
I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick.
I have my priorities straight... - Don Horton
I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.
I have neither the inclination nor the time. - Kozinski
I have never asked for any trouble
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone
I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.  -- A.M. Readyhough
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. --Clarence Darrow
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.  - Kurn
I have never killed anyone at the dinner table.  - Kurn
I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times
I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times..  M. Python
I have never known a country to be starved into democracy. -G.D. Aiken
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
I have never met a Moderator QUITE like you.
I have never met a chocolate I did not like. - Deanna Troi
I have never met a nymphomaniac.. If I had, I wouldn't be here.
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes, but I'll try
I have never seen anyone eat TEN chocolate sundaes.
I have never seen anyone eat _ten_ chocolate sundaes before. -Data
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck. -- Rob Pike, on X
I have never seen anything so beautiful! - Nog
I have never seen this hat as long as my head has lived. - BJ
I have never suceeded.  When I went looking for trouble i
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.  --Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise"
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question. -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise"
I have never verified any of the above allegations.
I have no _good_ answer to that question. - Bashir
I have no answer. - Spock
I have no beef with God.  It's His fan clubs I can't tolerate.
I have no concept of time other than it is flying. - Alanis Morissette
I have no country to fight for: my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world. - Eugene V. Debs
I have no delusions of ogre ancestry!  -Dire Wolf
I have no desire for you to become a vegetable. - Kor
I have no desire to damage my brain. - Kirk
I have no destiny.  The Guyver is just a weapon. -- The Guyver
I have no drinking problem. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
I have no enemies, but all my friends are out to get me
I have no fear of losing my job, Worf said securely
I have no fear, for my teddy bear is near!
I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese.  --Weird Al
I have no grasp of it whatsoever
I have no guilt to haunt me, I fell no wrong intent
I have no humble opinions
I have no humility. It's a virtue, but I can live with it
I have no idea
I have no idea how this got here!
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well.
I have no idea what I'm saying.  Over. - Tom Servo
I have no idea what I'm thinking.
I have no idea what it means, but I like it.
I have no idea what it means, but it sounds very impressive.
I have no idea what that means.  --  David Letterman
I have no idea what that meant.            - Dot Warner
I have no idea what that meant.  - Dot
I have no idea what that meant. -- Dot Warner
I have no idea what that meant. Dot, Animaniacs
I have no idea what's going on.  Crow T. Robot
I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars! - Yakko
I have no idea, said Tom thoughtlessly.
I have no idea. - Sisko
I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer!
I have no intention of explaining to anyone.                     AGT
I have no intention of leaving.   Bette Davis
I have no intention of performing for your amusement! - Picard
I have no intentions of being your token Maquis officer.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are
I have no mouth and I must scream. - Ellison
I have no mouth, and I must SCREAM!
I have no mouth, and I must burp.
I have no need for friends, even less for enemies. -- Slag
I have no need of friendship - friendship causes pain. - Paul Simon
I have no need to read a science fiction novel. - Johnny Mckinney
I have no objection. Janeway
I have no objections to conformism.  I just never figured out how to make it pay
I have no on-line boyfriend; you're lucky this time.  &lt;grin&gt; - Anna
I have no opinion. -- Tim
I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein
I have no powers! - Q
I have no problem with @F, it's His Fan Clubs I question
I have no problem with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no problem with God.. it's his pushy followers I can't stand!!
I have no problems with God.  It's his fan clubs I hate.
I have no proof McDonald's Fries weren't mobile animals in the past
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight
I have no recollection of any memory loss.
I have no regrets. I voted for Winn!
I have no response to that
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
I have no self-control. My wife has it
I have no sense of smell! - Odo
I have no solution but I admire your problem
I have no solution but I certainly do admire the problem
I have no solution, but I really admire your problem.
I have no soul now, just taglines all over RWC... - Alyx
I have no special love for the Minbari, or their poets". -G'Kar
I have no sympathy for clumsiness. - McCoy
I have no tagline initiative
I have no tanlines.  Wanna see?
I have no time for fantasies. - Odo
I have no trouble parking-I drive a forklift
I have no vices for you to exploit. - Tosk
I have no vices for you to exploit. -- Tosk A challenge -- Quark
I have no way to escape. - Neela
I have not failed.  I've just found ways that won't work.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison
I have not heard a single whimper of complaint.
I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere.
I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on tape
I have not lost my mind-- I know *exactly* where I left it
I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I have not lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
I have not seen as far as others because giants were standing on my shoulders.
I have not yet begun to byte!
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
I have not yet begun to retreat.
I have nothing AGAINST cats. Wouldn't get that close to one.
I have nothing against Windows It's a great solitaire game
I have nothing against cats.  I wouldn't let one get that close.
I have nothing against my cat....it already shredded my shirt.
I have nothing against windows. It is a great solitaire game.
I have nothing but utter contempt for the courts of this land. -- George Wallace
I have nothing left to teach you @FN@. - Rayden
I have nothing more to say!  NOT!
I have nothing to declare but my genious. - Oscar Wilde
I have nothing to do and no time to do it. - D. Wolf
I have nothing to hide. - Richard Nixon
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill
I have nothing to say or feel about this situation - Mike
I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly.
I have noticed a certain amount of ill humour on your part today
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart. -- Jimmy Carter
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Publilius Syrus
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.&lt;Syrus&gt;
I have often walked on this street before
I have one hell of a headache. - Janeway
I have one nerve left and you're getting on it
I have one request: may i never use my reason against truth.
I have one share in corporate Earth, and I am nervous about the management.  --E.B. White
I have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD.  Look into it.
I have one word for you, Mrs. Troi: VD.  Look into it.
I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q
I have only one burning desire. - Hendrix
I have only one burning desire. Let me stand next to your fire-Hendrix
I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I have only one life.  I will live it armed.
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.  --Babe Ruth
I have only three months to live
I have only three months to live
I have only to look at the Graveyard to see that, milady. -6thDr.
I have opinions of my own but I don't agree with them.
I have orders to take you back with me. Just your head that is
I have others, but this will be a good start.
I have overcome my will-power and have started smoking again!
I have pampered my child. I've given him my genes.
I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life.  What I need now is
I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life. What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life
I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision. -Kolak of Twilo
I have petrified dinasour droppings...painted like Easter eggs!!!!!
I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase. (1CO 3:6)
I have played the fool. - 1 Samuel 26:21
I have plenty of WILLpower; I need some WON'Tpower!
I have plenty of do's but no don'ts, Tom said dauntlessly.
I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't care.
I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care
I have prepared 2 meals for a tent full of simpletons!-Winchester
I have put together a nutshell of what happened.
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I have read and understood the above.  X________________
I have read the INSTRUCTIONS
I have read your book and much like it.
I have read your book and much like it.	Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
I have read your unkind words elsewhere
I have reconsidered your offer. - Worf
I have resorted to turning messages into recipes.
I have returned because there is a great need in my people.-Kahless
I have returned from the dead to continue with you... - Mulder
I have returned!   You doubt me?! - Kahless
I have returned...and I will lead my people again! - Kahless
I have run out of cheeks
I have sailed farther than most men have dreamed. -- The Mariner
I have sang cowboy, love, blues & lullaby songs, now life
I have see the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another. - Thomas Jefferson
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance -Coleridge
I have seen hard evidence of the properties of ginseng
I have seen much better examples of that.
I have seen my enemies, and they are worms. - Hitler
I have seen old ships sail like swans asleep   Flecker
I have seen selfishness before!
I have seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems
I have seen the UNDERTAKER too !
I have seen the darkened depths of Hell
I have seen the data. Now bring me some I can agree with!
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agr
I have seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence &lt;bg&gt;.
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence...
I have seen the face of horror and his name is Clive Barker
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
I have seen the future and it is now the past.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is DOOM ][.
I have seen the future of gaming and its name is QUAKE!
I have seen the future of gaming, and it's called SPISPOP
I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is @TOFIRST@
I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is Frank.
I have seen the future! It's just like the present but longer!
I have seen the future, and humans are not in it
I have seen the future, and it is now the past.
I have seen the future, and it looks a lot like the present -- only much longer. --Dan Quisenberry
I have seen the future, and it's pass
I have seen the future, it is just an extended present.
I have seen the future. I'm not going.
I have seen the future....Please shoot me NOW!
I have seen the future....and it SUCKS!
I have seen the future: it doesn't work!
I have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it is a train
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth and it is a lie.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
I have seen the truth but I didn't really care much for it
I have seen the truth... and it makes absolutely no sense.
I have seen the writing on the wall! -Floyd
I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket ... I have read the INSTRUCTIONS
I have seen things you will never see. -- R.E.M
I have seen your capslock key, and it's not pretty
I have seen your evidence... I want DIFFERENT evidence!
I have several X-files that document similar cases. - Mulder
I have shifting antigens.  Don't even try to find a cure
I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. (Wilde)
I have slipped the surly bonds of earth and touched the face of God!
I have so many Screen Savers, I could make a full length motion picture.
I have so many aka's my Front Door said "enough!"
I have so much to do. I'm going to bed.
I have socks older than this kid. - Hawkeye
I have some great news.  You just digested the bad guy
I have some interesting and original taglines.
I have some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
I have some questions about your anus - Crow to Tom
I have some reservations about this plan. - Geronimo
I have some sewing to do, she said raggedly
I have something *better* than chocolate. -- Riker
I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker to Troi
I have something BETTER than chocolate.  Riker
I have something better than chocolate. --Riker.
I have something for you.  I don't want it anymore. - The Crow
I have something money can NOT buy: POVERTY!
I have something to give you; I don't want it anymore. - The Crow
I have something to say, it's better to burn out, then fade away!!!!
I have strange tastes Do you taste strange? {EG}
I have strange tastes....do you taste strange?
I have strength for all things through him who empowers me.... Philippians 4:13
I have stripped of all but pride. - Metallica
I have such a buildup of crud in my oven, there is only room to bake a single cupcake...
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood. - -Clarence Darrow, lawyer and author [1857-1938]
I have suffered more ghastly evenings with Shakespeare than with any other dramatist. (Peter Brook)
I have suffered more ghastly evenings with Shakespeare than with any other dramatist. (Peter Brook)
I have switched to metric, Tom expounded defeatedly.
I have taken all knowlege to be my province.  - Francis Bacon
I have taken it to heart.  Please hold my aorta.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
I have tasted the sweets and the bitters of love. -Byron
I have taxed my brain too much to day no Taglines forever
I have that file, it's right he
I have that file, it's right he........
I have the Asian Flu
I have the Mars observer and I'm not returning it until I get an 'A' in astronomy
I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler!
I have the _right_ to express my opinion. -Quark
I have the best Senator that money can buy.
I have the birth date of a 40 Year old.
I have the body of a god......Buddha.
I have the brain of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the brain of a Republican, in a thimble on my desk
I have the brain of a socialist, in a thimble on my desk
I have the capability of movement within your ship. Nomad
I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes. HoloDoc
I have the curiosity of a 6 Year old.
I have the erasers to all miniature golf pencils
I have the fossil locked at 19200 and have told RA &
I have the furniture disease -- my chest has fallen into my drawers!
I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
I have the heart of a Conservative in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar
I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a child.  I keep it in a jar
I have the heart of a child.  It's in a jar on my desk
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk. - Robert Bloch
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar.&lt;Bild&gt;
I have the heart of a conservative...in a small jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal ... in a jar on my desk.
I have the heart of a liberal.  I keep it in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a liberal...  in a jar on my desk!
I have the heart of a little boy--in a jar on my desk. &lt;S.King&gt;
I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk.
I have the knowledge, locked up in this puny brain - Q
I have the manner of a host, not a guest. - Tim Edwards 15/Oct/1995
I have the mind of a Conservative in a thimble on my desk
I have the mind of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly
I have the morals of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the most _wonderful_ holoprogram... - Lwaxana
I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
I have the oldest Typewriter in the world. It only types in pencil
I have the oldest typewriter in the world-it types in pencil.-s.w.
I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. - Steven Wright
I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
I have the passion of a 20 Year old.
I have the patience of a 2 Year old.
I have the perfect plan! Squeezy Cheese! - EWJ
I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia
I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs
I have the simplest of tastes.  The best is satisfactory.
I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best
I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.  -- Oscar Wilde
I have the simplest tastes. The best is satisfactory.
I have the strength of an 18 Year old.
I have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others.
I have the values of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk!
I have the wisdom of a 70 Year old.
I have this Bridge in Brooklyn which is for sale
I have this foreboding sense of evil... there's the postman
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
I have this real moronic habit I have, called THINKING.
I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.Marvin
I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side.
I have this thing about lying.. - Dire Wolf
I have this uncontrolable fear whenever I see hair.  --Monty Python
I have three cases of kanar. - Quark
I have three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship
I have three megs:  Meg Ryan, Meg Keller, Meg Johnston
I have to admit.. this is a great tagline!
I have to admit... this is a great recipe!
I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
I have to attend my PhD oral examination, said Tom defensively.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
I have to bleach my hare.
I have to call 'em like I see 'em. - Richie Ryan
I have to convince you, or at least snow you
I have to convince you, or at least snow you ...  -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
I have to do it before I have time for second thoughts.
I have to do it myself, but I can't do it
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I have to face an Immortal and you tell me to cut and run?
I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features, Tom maintained.
I have to floss my cat.
I have to fluff my shower cap.
I have to get there while I still can. Bashir
I have to go back.  I have to finish the puzzle. -- Tiffany
I have to go mow the laundry.
I have to go now, my fingers are getting hoarse
I have to go now.  The cat's eating the neighbor kid. &lt;click&gt;
I have to go now.  The cat's eating the piano.  &lt;click&gt;
I have to go now.  They need Me (aliens you know)
I have to go to court for kitty littering.
I have to go to the Rat Boy audition - Mike as geeky guy
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts?
I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts? -- Mike Nelson
I have to go, I promised @F I'd let him buy me drinks tonight
I have to go, I promised @L, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight
I have to go, I promised @N I'd let him buy me drinks tonight
I have to go, I promised @TOLAST@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight
I have to go, I promised Bullitt, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight.
I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening
I have to hand hold an android - Picard
I have to insert this spatula in your mouth, said Tom depressingly.
I have to jog my memory.
I have to keep helping her get pink troll hair out of the zipper. --No
I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
I have to know what he intends to give to the Bajorans. Quark
I have to know what they're protecting... - Mulder to Scully
I have to let my dog out, she's getting too tight!
I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby - Tom
I have to operate immediately McCoy
I have to potty.  - Wakko
I have to push the pram a lot!
I have to rotate my crops.
I have to show you something. - Scully
I have to sing a run of eighth-notes, said Tom quaveringly.
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
I have to stay home and see if I snore.
I have to stop now.  My arms are getting hoarse
I have to study for a blood test.
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink. -- Richard Burton
I have to think twice before I give it a second thought.
I have to to face an immortal and you tell me to cut and run?
I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
I have to wear my sports leg to park in a handicapped spot.
I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, said Tom disjointedly.
I have told you all I'll tell you... -- Destiny
I have tole you twict goddamit No!
I have tolerance for everyone... except Rush Limbaugh.
I have too many children, said Mary overbearingly.
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife.  I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe
I have tried in my way to be free.  Leonard Cohen
I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all up-tight.
I have trouble believing it's a porcupine. - Don Horton
I have turned into a wishing well with legs. - Londo
I have turned into a wishing well with legs."--Londo Mollari
I have two cats: A large main cat and a small emergency backup one
I have two computers.  Can I breed them?
I have two orifices, but sometimes I work at home.
I have two pets:  A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
I have two things on my mind, one mail, the other female
I have used lots of software appilcations. - Real live resume statement
I have vays to make you talk, @FN@!
I have vays to make you talk, Trevor!
I have velcro on my butt!
I have velcro on my butt!  Kira[naked]
I have vivid memories of Romans attacking people in my state.-Clinton
I have waited many, many years. And now - it is time.. The traitor
I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefeller
I have what I told you I needed, Mulder... proof - Dana Scully
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
I have work to do. Rom
I have writer's block, said Tom contritely.
I have written permission to die in the attempt. - Col. Flagg
I have written you before but I think the net might have swallowed it.
I have you just where you want me. I think.
I have your mail, come get it!
I have'nt lost my mind. Its backed up on tape somewhere.
I have'ta take a cold shower - Mike
I have. I do. -- Lestat
I have... a terrible need... shall I say the word?... of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars. - Vincent van Gogh
I have...absolutely..._no_ artistic skills. - Kira
I haven's lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't a clue. - Bashir
I haven't a clue. -Odo
I haven't been able to get a word out of Dax on any of this. - Sisko
I haven't been able to walk straight since I pinched Kira's bottom
I haven't been feeling so great, I swallowed a door knob, and it keeps turning my stomach
I haven't been wrong since 1968, when I thought I made a mistake.
I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake.
I haven't broken the rules in a long time, I guess I'm about due.
I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby
I haven't completely lost my mind, you know.  --Picard
I haven't decided yet. -Q to Picard
I haven't dropped a drink, I mean, drinked a drop
I haven't eaten a bloody thing all day. -  Dracula
I haven't even begun to retaliate
I haven't failed. I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. - Thomas A. Edison
I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet. McCoy on tribbles
I haven't fought a windmill in a fortnight
I haven't found a customer service # anywhere in the manual either
I haven't found my connections, but sure did find some friends
I haven't fulfilled my daily quota of chair violence today
I haven't gone by the name #TN# since before you were born.
I haven't got a single recipe with the word -------- in it.
I haven't got a single tagline with the word chile in it.
I haven't got the kind of heart a lover can steal.
I haven't got time for this.
I haven't got time to play 'Choose the Changeling'!   - MO
I haven't gotten a mailbag today so nothing new to report.
I haven't gotten into trouble yet - Wesley
I haven't had a day like this in some time...  Satan, Animaniacs
I haven't had sex for so long, I've forgotten who gets tied up!
I haven't had sex in so long I forget *who* gets tied up.
I haven't had so much fun since I got my dick caught in the yabby pump
I haven't had that much luck with women. - Batman, to Chase Meridian
I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leade
I haven't had time for you in my life...That's A lie.
I haven't killed anyone in.. what time is it, anyway? -Janier
I haven't killed anyone yet, help me keep it that way
I haven't lived four hundred years. - Richie Ryan
I haven't lost it!  It's been temporally misplaced
I haven't lost my Necronomicon Pocket Concordance?  You've got it?
I haven't lost my memory, I'm just panning for gold.
I haven't lost my mind
I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's around here somewhere
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind! I've got a backup somewhere
I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left i\S
I haven't lost my mind, Just my Hard Drive.
I haven't lost my mind, it's ZIP-ed up somewhere
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk!
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on the toilet paper..I think!
I haven't lost my mind, it's in background in Windows.
I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar.
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on disk
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
I haven't lost my mind, someone misplaced it.
I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies
I haven't lost my mind.  It must be backed up somewhere.
I haven't lost my mind.  It's just swapped to disk.
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk, somewhere
I haven't lost my mind..  It's backed up somewhere..
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewher\S
I haven't lost my mind: it must be backed-up *somewhere*!
I haven't lost my mind;  I'm sure it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; Kosh has a backup
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on an isolinear rod somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on floppy somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape and I can't scan yet!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
I haven't lost my mind; the slave hid it!
I haven't lost my sanity.  I just chose to ignore it.
I haven't lost the weight, it's right here behind me.
I haven't moved for hours. Why? I'm a mirror stalker!
I haven't put air in my fifth tire, said Tom despairingly.
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, Tom said grimly. Grimm]
I haven't read that Fairy Tale, he said Grimmly.
I haven't reneged on my promise, I've changed my mind. - P. Rinfret
I haven't seen 'okay' in what seems like years. -Kira
I haven't seen a Green Lantern in centuries. -- Quarra
I haven't seen a PXK in 20 years. - Scott
I haven't seen many from the mask. I will have to look. But
I haven't seen so many horizontal people since New Year's. -- Potter
I haven't seen such a hairy one of these in a long time. -Kemanorel
I haven't shot anything all day, Tom groused.
I haven't slept in 22 hours! What am I doing HERE?
I haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to.
I haven't the foggiest notion of what to do. - Anna Steven
I haven't the slightest idea -- Dr. Crusher
I haven't the software to deal with this! * Kryten
I haven't the time for thorax-thumping!--K't'lk
I haven't time to go chasing after him!  There's violence to be done!
I haven't told anyone's fortune. O'Brien
I havent lost my mind its backed up on tape
I havent lost my mind; its backed up on tape somewhere!
I havn't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape !.
I hear Demeter has gone a little mad. --Hades
I hear John Bobbit always leaves SMALL tips
I hear John Bobbitt is just nuts about his new girlfriend.
I hear John Bobbitt is the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools
I hear Michael's new cod-piece song is all about you.
I hear Pooper's locked up tight - Tom
I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear Reno, NV wants to change it's name... to Freedom
I hear a clock in this tomb, Tom said cryptically
I hear a mundane begging to be taunted.
I hear a sound, humming just above the ground - Course of Empire
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Chinese Proverb
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius
I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake. - Kirk
I hear music when CD lights up on my modem!
I hear my train a' coming -  Hendrix 
I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years.
I hear radio waves in my head.
I hear rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear she gives really good ear - Quark to his brother
I hear that Frank N. Furter is serving Meat Loaf tonight
I hear that rumours get started in this echo.  Pass it on
I hear the Schmaltz Police knocking on my door.
I hear the madness comes slower in the light... -- Killian
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of Soul.
I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Inferior.
I hear the roar of a big machine, two worlds and in between.
I hear the sound of distant thunder echo all around -Coverdale/Page
I hear the sound of wings
I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just for a moment
I hear the things people don't say. -- Michael Hispard, _Skin_
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum -- Guinan
I hear they're coming out with a 12-step program for modeming addicts.
I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
I hear you always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace
I hear you loud and clear, but the picture is fuzzy.
I hear you were the only one in your army outfit who didn't have to wear a helmet. They knew how thick your skull is
I hear you're a real smart feller, I mean fart smeller
I hear your feeling down.
I hear your lips moving, but I can't see what you're saying.
I hear your mom tried to give you away when you were a baby but no one would take you
I hear your voice in the darkness, yet the words aren't yours
I hearby appoint you Babylon 5's resident sneak - Sheridan
I heard 'em sing about it a million times.
I heard @F's mind has been on edible underwear lately
I heard @N say that Klingons are WIMPS!!
I heard @TOFIRST@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately
I heard Cinderella left home because of Salmonella's cooking!
I heard Clinton was going to Euro**&^%$*NO CARRIER
I heard Dale Shipp say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard George Hatchew say, "QWK isn't a pain since I wrote Blue Wave!
I heard Graham Newton say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story!
I heard Lucca and her dad have made another crazy invention
I heard Martin Pollard say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Stan Zaske say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard Suzanne Traylor say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave 2
I heard Wayne Benner say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!"
I heard a bit, and I hit it
I heard a hooker told him, 'Not on the first date'! - Jerry Lawler
I heard a voice like many bodies of rushing water. It was mine.
I heard about what happened in school. - Sisko
I heard about what happened in school. - Sisko
I heard angels sing, when I heard you whisper my name
I heard he died!  Er, washing his hair!
I heard her plotting. - Quark
I heard it simulates another person
I heard it simulates another person... - TEC
I heard it simulates another person...&lt;g&gt;
I heard it through the grapevine.
I heard it too...sounds like a cannonball...&lt;BOOM&gt;  -Porthios
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
I heard of a man who died from drinking varnish. It was an awful sight but a beautiful finish
I heard on TV that the Catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds
I heard some of you got your families living in cages tall and cold
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
I heard that Dee Dee misses being on Clinton's staff
I heard that Jadeite was so stupid, he got stabbed in a shoot-out
I heard that Pyle! You piece of filth - Crow to Mike
I heard that all the brides of Dracula were Rednecks
I heard that the Moderator was goi#$&!#$&!  NO CARRIER
I heard that they made Pee Wee Herman an honorary Kennedy.
I heard that you got grounded -- Guinan
I heard the Word--wonderful thing--a children's song.
I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death. - Delenn
I heard the news today, Oh Boy
I heard the owl call my name, said Hoot
I heard them Talking On The Coconut Telegraph/2
I heard there was a lot of sex on television these days, but when I tried it I kept falling off
I heard these hand crafted words - Mike McMullin
I heard these hand crafted words from IAN to ALL
I heard these hand crafted words from Sarah to All
I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm
I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm. BOTH of 'em
I heard tuna fish! - Crow as girl enters kitchen
I heard what you said...I just don't care!!!
I heard you cheering. It meant a lot to me. - Buck Bokai 2
I heard you get a wicked rush if you breathe in prune box air- Butthead
I heard you had a thought once - but it died of loneliness.
I heard you have gone deaf, I'll bet you didn't
I heard you know how to turn them on - Wesley
I heard you said that I am crazy about you.
I heard you were at the dog show?  Who won SECOND prize?
I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a s
I heard. - Kira
I heart my dog head.
I held on with one finger, so the other ten could rest.
I held the audience in the palms of my hands. You could
I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - G
I hereby sacrifice this message
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh by
I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh..hehehe, saw off his tweeter!
I hereby strip you of all of your Princess Points.
I hesitate to answer that for fear that it might incinerate me
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass...two years
I hit Ctrl again and again, but I'm still not in control!
I hit Turbo and my computer disappeared in a dust cloud!
I hit conference 7's #66,666! - Andre Viens
I hit my &lt;CTRL&gt; key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control
I hit my CTRL key and I'm *still* outta control!
I hit my CTRL key and I'm still not in control.
I hit my CTRL key, but I'm STILL not in control
I hit my CTRL key, but I'm still not in control.
I hit the CRTL key but I'm still not in control!
I hit the CTRL switch, but this aircraft is still out of control!
I hit the dance floor every chance I get.
I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
I hit, I hit.  I kill it.  -- Diceless Role-playing.
I hits Krako, Krako hits Tepo, Tepo hits me.."  Bella Oxmyx
I hold a cup of wisdom, but there is nothing within.
I hold a cup of wisdom, but there's nothing in there
I hold a very responsible position. When it goes wrong, I'm responsible.
I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...   -- Thomas Jefferson
I hold my breath for naught, except to squeeze the trigger
I hold the secret to life itself! - Frank N. Furter
I honestly don't know! - Nurse Chapel
I honestly don't think that's a tampon
I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws
I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all
I hoo  I hoo  I hooked this tagline to a record player!
I hooked up my battery backwards, now my horn sucks.
I hooked up my hi-fi system to a pair of Bajoran Orbs and....wow!!
I hope Cochran's reading this echo.  &lt;grin&gt;
I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten
I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten...  Mike Nelson
I hope God has a sense of humor, but not a hell of one.
I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz
I hope I can handle what I have to do.
I hope I can solve my internal conflicts w/o bloodshed.
I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
I hope I did this right!
I hope I did'nt bother you with a silly question.
I hope I didn't seem bitchy ... I can't afford it!
I hope I die before I get old
I hope I don't get run over again.
I hope I get what I want before I stop wanting it.
I hope I have enough cadmium red. - Calvin
I hope I have made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.-F. Burns
I hope I know what I'm talking about
I hope I look all right for my meeting with the Sun God
I hope I never get so old I get religious.  Ingmar Bergma
I hope I never grow up!
I hope I showed some promise - Riker
I hope I'm alive when your kids turn 16
I hope I'm dead because my pants are full - Tom
I hope I'm getting royalties on these things :) - Jalapeno
I hope I'm never out when my ship comes in.
I hope I'm not in the bath when opportunity knocks!
I hope I'm not interupting. - Picard to Scott
I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old! -- Picard
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old - Picard
I hope I'm that frail when I am two hundred and two years old
I hope I've made myself clear....I'll be watching. ;-)
I hope Leopold doesn't find out about this - Crow
I hope O.J.'s next girlfriend is Lorena Bobbitt.
I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
I hope Santa will bring me that mistletoe belt I want.
I hope Sid pulls your voice box out! - Mr Potato Head to Woody
I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died.
I hope flies don't go to heaven when they die. Too many of em.
I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual. B'Etor
I hope he gets stuck in his helmet! - Col. Potter
I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang! - Crow
I hope he puts in his 8 track of Aqua Lung - Mike
I hope he's here to brief us on the movie - Crow
I hope he's here to brief us on the movie... -- Crow T. Robot
I hope her last name wasn't Bodine! - Don Horton
I hope i won't be there in the end if you come around
I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life until I find what it is that I've been looking for. - Billy Joel
I hope it sucks you down
I hope life isn't a big joke -- because I don't get it
I hope life isn't a big joke. Because if it is, I don't get it.
I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it
I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it. - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
I hope matters are a little clearer now.
I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller, said Tom malevolently.
I hope she's not dressed in Saran Wrap again - Crow
I hope so!! This place is cleaner than CABLE TV!! :-)
I hope so. - Sisko
I hope some day you'll join us and the world will be as one
I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty.
I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one - Luv, Hugh
I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to live!!
I hope that "Kevorkians" that line of conversation!
I hope that Heaven has modems and BBSs
I hope that I get old before I die.
I hope that Schrodinger guy put kitty litter in there
I hope that Schroedinger guy put some litter in here. - Cat
I hope that bust your skull, Kazon puss-hog! - Neelix
I hope that doesn't hurt your army's morale
I hope that everyone will take precautionary measures.
I hope that growl wasn't directed at me, Ensign.  Worf
I hope that helps!  USENET:  DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM
I hope that politically correct is *DEAD* before this decade's out!
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
I hope that the above helps you a tiny bit.
I hope that you will reconsider, Emissary. - Yarka
I hope that's a Jehovah's witness-Al
I hope that's a Jehovah's witness. -- Al Calavicci
I hope that's a phaser in your pocket Spock!
I hope that's enough!   That's all!
I hope that's enough! &lt;g&gt;  That's all!
I hope that's the scene police calling - Tom
I hope that's the scene police calling...  Tom Servo
I hope the Mars probe doesn't end up in Uranus!
I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control
I hope the cat will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the day after I die is a nice day.
I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body  laughs you.
I hope the moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
I hope the next version of DOOM has purple Barney's to kill!
I hope the term "Politically Correct" dies before this decade does!
I hope there are a couple here that you can use.  I am looking for
I hope there were no complaints from those sucked in for Worf. -Anna
I hope there's a curse on *them*, too." - Mulder, on being exhumed
I hope these are the right coordinates. - O'Brien
I hope these are the type you are looking for, they were given to me
I hope these records are of interest to you.
I hope they blow up Blossom... -- Crow T. Robot
I hope they blow up Blossum - Crow
I hope they didn't miss the film's climax - Crow
I hope they didn't miss the film's climax. -- Crow T. Robot
I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. * Riker
I hope they kill Mr. Kotter - Crow
I hope they kill Mr. Kotter!  Crow T. Robot
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: a disease!
I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: like a DISEASE!
I hope they weren't triplets
I hope this clears up some of the confusion.
I hope this helps!
I hope this information is helpful!
I hope this is 'aproximating English' close enough
I hope this is sweat. - Bart Simpson
I hope this little breach of security won't affect my Christmas bonus
I hope this may help any others with similar problems
I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. - Black Adder
I hope this tagline is worthy of stealing
I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at home!!
I hope to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car
I hope to hear from all of you soon. Happy Hunting!!!!!
I hope to see you again. Fate permitting. Freya
I hope wars getting smaller is a trend. - Col. Potter
I hope we can be friends - Picard
I hope we didn't come at a bad time. - Ivanova
I hope we didn't frighten the fish - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball)
I hope we know what we're doing-- Riker
I hope we'll still be friends.
I hope with all my heart there will be painting in Heaven.
I hope you REALLY don't talk like that, you sound like a geek!
I hope you brought the Orb of Wisdom with you. Zek
I hope you didn't jinx us.
I hope you don't fight like you talk! - Sherman Cliverbun
I hope you don't find me as stupid as a photocopier.
I hope you don't hold it against me. - Bashir
I hope you don't make a mockery of this. -Jack Martling
I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are
I hope you don't mind, but I dream about you
I hope you don't run up against too many surprises. - O'Brien2
I hope you enjoy your new Orgasm! - Dragonrider
I hope you fall on your face with your hands in your Pockets!
I hope you find this message worthy of grokking.
I hope you find what you are looking for - Picard
I hope you get freezer burned - Dr. Forrester to Mike
I hope you have a kid just like yourself. --PBT
I hope you have a wonderful day!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I hope you know a good dentist, Susie - Calvin
I hope you know these are billable hours - Dr. F as horse
I hope you know these are billable hours...  Dr. Forrester
I hope you know what you're doing, because I sure don't!
I hope you like them. Enjoy. Enjoy. Zek
I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life savings in yeast!!
I hope you never leap into the Rockettes. -- Al Calavicci
I hope you realise what you're getting yourself into. - Sisko
I hope you realize that this is their last damned chance
I hope you realize we're only here to help
I hope you understand our need to verify your claim. - Picard
I hope you weren't too hard on Frank - Mike to Dr. F
I hope you're Republican rich with a Democrat's sex life
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. @LN@.  I know Brad is
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Orville. I know I am.
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is. - Frank
I hope you're all duly impressed. Thank you very much - Calvin
I hope you're getting all this down
I hope you're not afraid of needles, @TOFIRST@ injected
I hope you're not afraid of needles, Orville injected
I hope you're not afraid of needles, Tom injected.
I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest
I hope you're shaking a leg, Winchester. -- Col. Potter
I hope you've heard of me... Mickey Mouse.  You know, Mickey Mouse?
I hope your animal is treating you kindly.
I hope your physical assets exceed your cerebral connectivity.
I hope zoo keepers feed the bears!
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am about these things.
I hoping your as confusedly as I am!
I however refuse to mate for the enjoyment of others.
I howl like a jackal and wail like an ostrich.  Michah 1:8
I hunt flies with a sledge hammer....and get I 'em!!!!
I hunt with nuclear warheads, Ya kill AND cook with the SAME shot!!!
I hunt, therefore I am... - Metallica
I hunt, they kill. There's a difference. Kanis
I hurt my brain trying to get amnesia
I hurt myself today to see if i still feel
I hurt people for a living.  Muhamed Ali.
I hurt therefore I am.
I hyperventilate when you say things like that. - Opus
I hkd m $stm, t>$ |E!!!
I idiot-proof my programs, & along comes a bigger idiot.
I idiot-proof my programs, but along comes a better idiot!
I imagine the things we do, I just want to be loved by you!
I imagine, therfore I might be
I impart this vessel unto the heavens! - Dr. Forrester
I implore you not to forget the horrors of hte past
I impressed myself on that one actually. - Bashir
I improve on misquotation.
I improve on misquotation.  --Cary Grant
I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something
I inaardvarkedly noticed you had said something
I inherited a fortune, Tom bequeathed willfully.
I inherited curiosity from my cat.  Why do you ask?
I injured...the fur trapper!
I installed Windows and my speed went out the door.
I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
I installed a sky-light.  Folks above me are mad.
I installed a sky-light.  Now the folks above me are mad
I installed a sky-light. Folks above me are mad
I installed a skylight at my place; the upstairs neighbor
I installed a skylight in my apartment
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The guy upstairs is furious
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious! - Steven Wright
I integrate as much as I want to -- Odo
I intend to be here until supper.  NOT senility! - Renora
I intend to destroy the Array. Janeway
I intend to give a gift to the Bajoran people. Zek
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I intend to live forever, or die trying!
I intend to live forever--or die trying! (Blake's 7)
I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.
I intend to take this ship! - Khan
I intend to.  This is outrageous!  Quark
I intended to make new friends. Data
I interfaced my cat and my radio.  I just got hiss.
I invent nothing.  I rediscover., (Auguste Rodin)
I invented a cordless extension cord.
I invented dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add.
I invented dehydrated water. s.w
I invented skydiving in 1989!
I invented the cordless extension cord
I invented the cordless extension cord.  Steven Wright
I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work.
I invest in negotiable blondes.
I invested in a high-tech startup, Tom ventured.
I is a college graduate.
I is a college student.
I is for Ida who drowned in the lake, J is for James who took lye, by mistake
I is for Imzadi, we're talking Riker and Troi
I is for Innsmouth, a town by the sea
I is knot dain bramaged!
I it's plausible that someone would think you're hot" - Mulder
I jUST lOVE cAPS lOCK!!!
I ja bi Tanju. Jovicic, Musulin, Jecmenicu, Roberts,
I ja bih se ozenio, ali mi je tasta nerotkinja.
I ja kazem :)
I joined Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me 2-1 odds I don't make it.
I joined a bridge club.  My jump is scheduled for Monday.
I joined paranoids anonymous but they all hated me.
I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
I joined the Lion's Club, Tom said pridefully
I joined the Navy to see the world and all I saw was the sea.
I joined the Navy to see the world and spent four years in a sub
I joined the Navy to see the world.  I've seen it.  Now how do I get out?
I jumped in IBM at 3.3; Before that I was a Commodore weenie.
I just BBSed all night and boy is my baud tired.
I just COULDN'T resist!!!
I just DOUBLED my free space: DELTREE WINDOWS HA! HA! HA!
I just KNOW there's a tagline around here someplace!!
I just LOVE quoting!
I just LOVE the smell of echomail in the morning!
I just LOVE to scan for lifeforms. Data
I just LOVE..Big Breasted Girls! And others too!
I just Love the smell of Florida Orange Peels burning in the morning!
I just _adore_ this !
I just _adore_ this tagline!
I just _love_ it when you tease me like this!!
I just `made'!
I just act that way to get chicks, dumb a$$.- Mr. Garrison, South Park
I just adore cats.  Dead ones.
I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?  -- Raoul Duke
I just ate a fishing lure
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom barbarously, with bated breath.
I just ate a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breat
I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk
I just ate all this hay, said Tom, balefully.
I just ate all those beans, said Tom astutely.
I just ate my own vomit - Joel as astronaut
I just ate my own vomit...  Joel Robinson
I just ate some sugar, Tom buzzed.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom huskily.
I just ate that Eskimo's dog, barked Tom in a husky voice
I just baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep
I just booted my computer. Nearly broke my toe!
I just booted my computer... it went 20 yards!
I just bought a 1 gig hard drivefor my taglines!
I just bought a Cured Ham,  I wonder what it had ??
I just bought a G-String. IT'S ON MY GUITAR, PERVERT!! :)
I just bought a Tow bar for airoplane.
I just bought a cordless extension cord
I just bought a cured ham.  I wander what it had?
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had?  Swine flu, of course!
I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had???
I just bought a hard drivefor my taglines!  :)
I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. -- Steven Wright
I just bought a new 1 gig drive... for my taglines
I just bought a new Hard Drive for my Taglines!
I just bought a new hard drive JUST for my taglines!
I just bought instant water, but what do I add?!
I just broke into Rush's comp. Where'd I put Michaelangelo?
I just called the Klingon a liar. - McCoy
I just came from a baseball party. It's one where all the bases are loaded
I just came from the price club. I'm loaded up, baby. - Kramer
I just came in from Jupiter, Tom said jovially.
I just came up with a sick idea, Mulder. - Scully
I just can't concentrate.
I just can't do this anymore. - Ro Laren
I just can't get enough of this place! - The Mask
I just can't get the information I need from a Tricorder scan! - Bev
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself. - Babs Bunny
I just can't see  Cat assimilating *anyone*
I just can't see  Cat assimilating *anyone*  &lt;g&gt;.
I just can't seem to get around to procrastinating.
I just can't seem to stop sending these messages. -- Jack Butler
I just can't understant why you even bother reading this line.
I just can't wait to be King!  -- The Lion King
I just can't wait to be King! - Elvis age 10
I just can't wait to be king! - Simba
I just care about my [butt]. -Beavis
I just center the needles and when the 1st says "Oh my God", I flare!
I just cleared my mind and can't do a thing with it
I just collect recipes, I don't analyze them!
I just couldn't resist that
I just dedicate my whole life to this art. - Jimi Hendrix
I just did my 'Buns of Marshmellow' workout
I just did my 'fingers of steel' e-mail workout
I just didn't like the way my quarters were decorated. - Ro Laren
I just discovered my virtual reality is a rerun!
I just do it.
I just don't *get* them
I just don't *get* them... -- Mike Nelson
I just don't GET them - Mike on Mads
I just don't do faces very well.--Odo
I just don't get it
I just don't have the heart, cuz I gave mine to you.
I just don't know what to DEU with myself
I just don't know what's it means yet. O'Brien
I just don't know which lie to believe - Fox Mulder
I just don't like the odds, that's all. Sheridan
I just don't like to get pushed around. - Skeeve
I just don't see a down side to this situation - Tom
I just don't see the appeal of this game. Quark
I just don't understand this C:\DOS\MAILER\SEND stuff. Help!
I just don't want you to be hurt again. Riker to Troi
I just don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me."
I just don't want you to... have to hide anything from me"- FM to DS
I just drank a cup of what?? - Socrates
I just escaped the twilight zone and fell into the 0zone.
I just fade my voice out like this and cue
I just fade my voice out like this and cue the tagline
I just fade my voice out like this and cue...
I just fed the lion! said Tom, offhandedly.
I just fell 13 stories and it didn't hurt a bit. -- Nick Knight
I just fell in live with my hand!
I just felt like runnin'. Forrest Gump
I just figured out typewriters and now you want me to use a computer?!
I just finished my first book; now I'm going to read another one!
I just finished my iron-ning - Crow on guy's weird accent
I just finished my thesis on plagiarism.
I just finished waxing my turtle
I just flew back from Italy, and boy are my arms tired!
I just flew in from California - boy, are my arms sore!
I just flew in from Florida. Now my arms are tired
I just forgot my whole
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
I just forgot to increment the counter, Orville said nonplussed
I just forgot to increment, Tom said, nonplussed
I just found happiness in the dictionary - it's under booze!
I just found one of the Tellerites murdered. Josephs
I just found out my cat's a fake. She came when I called.
I just found out that my mouse has only one ball
I just found the last bug!
I just found the last bug. - Anonymous
I just found the last bug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.ug.
I just got a car for my girlfriend.  What a great trade!!
I just got a cold shiver down my back. - Klinger
I just got a dog for my girlfriend; what a trade
I just got a good look at Rush.... ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I just got a new Modem for my wife - What a Great Trade!
I just got a new car for my girlfriend . . . Great trade
I just got a new car for my wife. Great trade!!!!!
I just got a new car for my wife...........neat trade huh?
I just got a new car for my wife....Great trade!
I just got a new tagline and I can't do a thing with it!
I just got a physical and asked the doctor, How do I stand? He said, That's what puzzles me
I just got a sex change
I just got a sex change, said Tom, feeling rather disorganized.
I just got a ticket for arguing in a NO DEBATING zone.
I just got a waterbed and filled it with elmers glue.
I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of
I just got arrested for resisting arrest!
I just got back from a pleasure trip - I drove my wife to the airport!
I just got back from my Cheap Trick audition - Crow
I just got back from the LAPD and boy am I beat!
I just got back from the future and saw this tag
I just got done talking with you on the phone!
I just got kicked out of China! said Tom, rather disoriented.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
I just got my AT&T bill.  Buy stock!
I just got my DOS 6.0 upgrade and found a syringe in it
I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he is
I just got my new credit card! Let's go shopping
I just got my phone bill.  Buy AT&T stock now!
I just got my phone bill. Buy Telstra stock now!
I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wright
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am
I just got stopped by LAPD and am I really beat
I just got stopped by the L.A.P.D. and boy, am I beat!
I just got the wind knocked out of me. - Mulder
I just got tired of Wendy's boy friends coming around.  Dave Thomas
I just got very turned on."--Mulder whn Scully IDed a war plane (PM)
I just gotta know if the Twins lost again - Tom
I just gotta learn some restraint here
I just gotta pee - Crow as dead guy's mom
I just gotta write some new recipes
I just gotta write some new taglines
I just grinned and poured myself another beer
I just had a NOSE JOB!!
I just had a mental breakdown
I just had a mental breakdown, Do you have jumper cables?
I just had a mental breakdown.  Got any jumper cables?
I just had a spiritual growth removed
I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
I just had an urge to clean this lock - Mike
I just had my brain washed,and can't do a thing with it.
I just had my car's alignment checked.  It came back "Chaotic Evil".
I just had my car's alignment checked; it's Chaotic Evil
I just had my entire intestinal tract coated with teflon!
I just had one beer ocifer!  A pony keg.
I just had something incredibly strange happen. - Scully
I just had this crazy dream.  It was erotic. -- Tom Servo
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic - Tom on snake
I just had this crazy dream. It was erotic. - Tom Servo
I just happened to save them. I have a few that I came up with myself
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just hate it when that happens...&lt;much text bleeped&gt;
I just hate one-liner messages, don't you?
I just have a bad feeling about this tour, you know? - Dodger
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information - Calvin
I just have a much different image of Canada
I just have a much different image of Canada...  Tom Servo
I just have to sashay across the airport - Crow lisps
I just have to sashay across the airport.  Crow T. Robot
I just have to sit down. Quark
I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!!
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers! What do you make of that? Damn -- there goes another one!
I just hit &lt;Ctrl&gt;-2 in SLMR 2.0 and boy am I puzzled!
I just hit things with sticks. -Neal Peart, drummer for RUSH
I just hope we all don't beam back _looking_ like Data.
I just hope we don't all
I just hope we don't all beam back looking like Data! -- Riker.
I just hope you can convince her to leave Terek Nor. - Intendant
I just http-ed in my pants.
I just hung my sheets on the clothesline, said Tom erringly.
I just ignore @F's paranoid diatribe
I just ignore Orville Bullitt's paranoid diatribe.
I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid diatribe.
I just injured a groin muscle, and it wasn't mine!
I just injured a groin muscle, and it wasn't mine! &lt;evil laughter&gt;
I just injured a groin muscle; & it wasn't mine!
I just installed airbags in my car.
I just invented Glow in the Dark Candles!
I just invented garlic pizza
I just invented the shirt! -- Joel Robinson
I just joined Date-by-mail.  How do I get the seeds out of the envelope?
I just joined a car pool.  That diving board is tricky!
I just keep my eyes closed and hope for the best
I just keep on shooting all the sacred cow I can eat. -Michael Franks
I just kidnapped @F! Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 million dollars, or else!
I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me?
I just kinda got hooked on Hope by accident. - Anna Steven
I just knew I'd find a use for this Tagline!
I just knew I'd find a use for this recipe!
I just knew I'd find a use for this tagline!
I just knew... - Dana Scully
I just know I read that somewhere
I just know I was meant to be born rich
I just know I was meant to be born rich--somebody up there
I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field. -- Casey Stengel
I just know some nurse switched the bassinets. - Calvin's Dad
I just live here - Calvin's dad
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Pica
I just looked at it and it blew up ! - Neil, Young Ones
I just love Chinese food, said Tom wantonly
I just love Indian food.
I just love Oriental women: They're nicest people you can come across
I just love a good .GIF!
I just love a woman in a gownless evening strap!
I just love birds. What beauty, there's one now &lt;BANG BANG&gt; got 'em!
I just love candy bars, Tom snickered.
I just love cats, especially with ketchup
I just love cheap romance horror thriller novels! - Dot
I just love family reunions!
I just love having my taglines grabbed.  Hey, that tickles!!
I just love it when a plan comes together. Hannibal Smith
I just love it when the Moderator's awake!
I just love it when the cat's awake!
I just love my Windows comm progra*&(*&U%*D NO CARRIER
I just love nonverbal communication!
I just love playing doctor. -- BJ
I just love praise &lt;smile&gt;
I just love readin' this stuff... it's hilarious! -Toontown Mailbox
I just love scanning for lifeforms! - Data
I just love the smell of Klingon leather in the morning
I just love the smell of warm Red Dog in the morning!
I just love these 'undocumented features!'
I just love these romance comics. - Mihoshi
I just love to post off topic messages.
I just love to scan for lifeforms! - Data
I just love your big brown eyes; Moo she replied.
I just made a complete idiot out of myself. -- Sam Beckett
I just made my pants dirtier. -Butt-head in Washin' the Dog
I just married another pair of shoes.
I just met someone who wasn't there
I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight sweaters.
I just naturally respect women in tight fitting clothes.
I just need enough ammo to tide me over 'til I need more
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till
I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till I need more.
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more -- Bill Hoest
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
I just need more than you, I need proof! - Scully to Mulder
I just need the chance to prove it. Nog
I just need to pick up a few things. - I. Marcos
I just need to... let out a little anger. - Ryoko
I just needed a 5-letter Yiddish word for bedbug. - Hawkeye
I just noticed that I am morbid and drunk and bitter.
I just paid my dues to the American Anarchist Society.
I just pencilled myself in. - Pit Boss
I just picked up a book called "Glue" and I can't put it down
I just planted an Algebra tree.  It has square roots.
I just play here.
I just played two games of tetris in parallel... I won... -- Adrian
I just post 'em, I don't write 'em.
I just posted it, I don't think I can explain it.
I just purchased a new shovel today- Crow as Jack Palance
I just put 1.795379 and 2.20468 together. - The Doctor
I just put my arm in pie - Tom
I just put on DOS/Windows 6.0 and my memory crashed the system.
I just ran every red light in Korea to get here. -- Hawkeye
I just read some light fiction: My income-tax return.
I just read the report you wrote, and I wanted to thank you. Odo
I just realized - I'll have to convert to floating point
I just rebooted my computer ... and broke my toe!
I just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology. The study of milkmen
I just remembered something about a TOAD!
I just returned from Japan, Tom said disorientedly.
I just reversed the polarity flow
I just reversed the polarity flow.  &lt;The Doctor&gt;
I just rolled 70,000 consecutive dice, what are the odds of that?
I just saw @FN@ on the Promenade. -- O'Brien
I just saw Elvis making crop circles
I just saw God, and she was black
I just saw Orville on the Love Boat.
I just saw Orville on the Promenade. Orville here? What's Orville?
I just saw my water bill for July. That's all I need--a lawn with a drinking problem
I just saw the cat jump through the monitor and run off into cyberspace!
I just say these things; I have no idea what they MEAN
I just see a different big picture. * Picard
I just seem to have a talent I suppose.....a vision. - Bashir
I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?
I just sent you back to the future! -Doc Brown
I just shoplifted from a major department store, said Tom sincerely.
I just smite people from time to time :) -Serendipity
I just snag 'em, I don't explain 'em.
I just snag them, I don't write them.
I just spent a month in a gol-darned crate! -Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy
I just steal 'em ... I don't explain 'em
I just steal them, I don't write them.
I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
I just stood there grinning like an idiot. - Picard
I just subscribed to Hustler! I hate it when that happens. - Pentalarc
I just swallowed a fishing lure, said Tom with baited breath.
I just tell people I work for a very large accounting firm
I just tested out my new pit bull.  Ever heard a mime SCREAM?
I just tested out my pit bull.  Ever hear a mime scream?
I just tested out my pit bull.  He spit the lawyers arm out.
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever hear a mime scream?
I just think you look so......._cute_! - Kira
I just thought of something funny...Yo' momma
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
I just thought you might like to know.
I just thought you should know of certain potentialities - Skinner
I just thought you were Baphomet - Frank to Dr. F
I just thought you were Baphomet. -- TV's Frank
I just threw the first one so you'd turn around
I just took an IQ test.  It came back negative
I just took an IQ test.  The results were negative.
I just traced my family back to the beginning: Amoeba Sainz
I just tried to steal my own tagline!
I just turned 17 for the second time
I just wanna be a paperback writer...   Beatles
I just wanna go back one more time.
I just wanna hear a good beat...
I just wanna hear some "Hillbilly Rock" !!!
I just wanna hold you babe, and make you feel alright -Coverdale/Page
I just wanna know how many times I've put my foot in my mouth
I just wanna say.......BOOGER!
I just wanna spread you on some toast -Tom as guy w/knife
I just want HIM. - The Crow
I just want a little passion to hold me in the dark - Tori Amos
I just want a virgin with nymphomaniacal aspirations
I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities
I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities... - gypsy pete
I just want a working nose - Crow as bartender
I just want answers - Dana Scully
I just want my hair back - Crow as lobotomy girl
I just want my principle to do "Purple Haze" once, and life's complete
I just want our people back, and I want us all to be sent home.-Jane
I just want revenge.  Is that so wrong?
I just want something I can never have
I just want to bang on this drum all day!
I just want to be a slut when I grow up.
I just want to be left alone.  Is that so wrooooong?
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
I just want to feel the weight of them! - Riccardo Patrese
I just want to get them talking to each other. - Sisko
I just want to know how people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers
I just want to lobby for God. - Billy Graham
I just want to prove to Picard that I'm indispensible. - Q
I just want to say you were right and I was wrong about the corps.
I just want to say... that this is for Bela. -- Ed Wood
I just want to say; over the years, I have come to regard you as ... people I met
I just want to shoot it, yes I do!
I just want to wish you all the best. - Father Mulcahy
I just want unlimited firepower and a guy to clean my guns afterwards
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.  ---President G W Bush, June 18, 2002
I just want you to know, I have the utmost respect for the law - Riker
I just want you to know, I have the utmost respect for the law - Riker
I just want your body, baby... from dusk till dawn!
I just want your extra time, and your....KISS!
I just wanta be with you/I just wanna have somethin to do...  Ramones
I just wanted to ask if you have any brass lawyers.
I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment
I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment. Is that so wrong?
I just wanted to be sure you had this before I filed it away.
I just wanted to hear you say that. - Dogbert
I just wanted to make it look like I was paying attention! - The Cat
I just wanted to make sure you got to where you're going safely. - DS
I just wanted to play it safe... :-) - Eddy Gosset
I just wanted to say You're a total smeghead!  - Rimmer's father
I just wanted to thank you for giving this a try. - Devon Adair
I just wanted to wear Lederhosen, okay?  TV's Frank
I just wanted you to know.... - Kira
I just washed my brain and I can't do a thing with it.
I just washed my phone line and can't do a thing with it.
I just went below the poverty line!
I just wish I knew what the hell is going on! - Mulder
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key
I just wish we had time to get you ready. - O'Brien2
I just won 1000 dollars, Tom said grandly.
I just work here.
I just, I can't concentrate 'cause my dog is gay. - Stan
I just... forget how fragile they are... -- Amanda
I just....want to say.......thank you. - Ro Laren
I kad dodje dan, nas zadnji dan, kad prodje san, nas zadnji san
I keep Juan Valdez in business!
I keep Popular Mechanics under my mattress - Crow
I keep a tribble on my nose for warmth
I keep abreast of National Geographic //(.)(.)\\  *
I keep dropping my quarters in the slot.
I keep forgettin' I forgot about you
I keep forgetting that I have short term memory loss.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
I keep forgetting to carry money. * Picard
I keep forgetting which is AC and which is DC
I keep forgetting, your generation doesn't read.  Hannibal Lecter
I keep getting message "NO CARRIER" - what does this mean ?
I keep having to wonder why this is such a hard concept to grasp.
I keep missing #AF#... But with this new laser sight
I keep missing @F .. but with this laser sight
I keep missing Orville but with this laser sight
I keep missing Rush Limbaugh.  But with this laser sight
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I keep my aardvarks numbered for just such an emergency
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency
I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency. - F. Leghorn
I keep my undies in the icebox.   Marilyn Monroe
I keep picking up radio signals from outer space, said Tom impulsively.
I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere
I keep reading some really strange messgaes here
I keep sending messages to all, but all never answers.
I keep stealing my own taglines!
I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it
I keep them in plastic bags - TV's Frank
I keep thinking, "Where's John Doe when we need Him?"
I keep trying to invent my own taglines
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I keep trying to think, but nothing happens
I kew a girl, she was a macho man.
I kid you not.  This is really getting WEIRD!
I kill every third idiot, and the second one just left
I kill for money, but you are my SysOp..I kill you for nothing!
I kill people for money but you're my friend so I'll kill you for nada
I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die
I killed a six pack just to watch it DIE!!
I killed all my cousins. Saved lots of money on birthdays
I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid o
I killed and ate my inner child.  Tastes like chicken
I killed and cremated the Greek piper god, said Tom with panache.
I killed him, cha cha cha!  - Confidence
I killed it and I am glad!  Crow T. Robot
I killed my Evil Twin and ate him. With a good Liebfraumilch.
I killed that horse again - Mike
I killed the Greek piper god, Orville deadpanned
I killed the Greek piper god, Tom dead panned.
I killed the one who held that. Kanwulf
I killed the software bugs, but now I have tons of Florida bugs!
I killed them all. All Hoosnak, everywhere. Oxbridge
I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer - Calvin
I kinda like it.  That's because YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EARS! -Peter Puppy
I kinda like the feel of a couple extra feet in my bed.
I kinda like this music; my compliments to the clef
I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman
I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman....&lt;G&gt;
I kink, therefore I am knot.
I kiss homosexuals a lot 'cause...they're homosexuals.&lt;Eddie Murphy&gt;
I kiss isolation on its fevered brow
I kissed chicken lips! - Actress
I kissed him - Crow after kissing Servo
I knew Batman.  I worked with Batman.  John, you're no Batman.
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin!
I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc. - Q
I knew I could count you for a dazzling riposte.  - Q
I knew I had some reason for not killing you Now what was it?
I knew I remembered you from somewhere. Congress right? You..&lt;Punch&gt;
I knew I should have gone on that date. - Richie Ryan
I knew I should have gotten that spare fixed! -- Brad Majors
I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
I knew I was an unwanted baby.  One of my bath toys was a toaster.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early. - Yogi Berra
I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good! -Den
I knew I was lying. * Kryten
I knew I wouldn't die.  I was never alone.       Kirk
I knew Leo G. Carrol was over a barrel
I knew Pat Pending BEFORE he invented all that stuff
I knew a PIKE once; never did get his last name.
I knew a girl named Angela once
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I knew a lawyer who had the Midas touch. Everything he touched turned into a muffler!
I knew a redhead once - see these scars?
I knew a westerner could make Master status! -- The Great Wang
I knew he was bluffing!  I KNEW he was bluffing...-Prince Humperdink
I knew he was bluffing... - Humperdink
I knew he was inhuman. I just didn't know he was immortal. MacLeod
I knew her before she was a virgin
I knew her before she was a virgin.  Oscar Levant on Doris Day!
I knew him, Horatio -a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
I knew it all along, our love was true. - Krokus
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
I knew it was a bad disk crash when the FAA was called in
I knew it was love, and I felt it was glory. -Byron
I knew it!  I'm surrounded by Assholes!
I knew it, you've gone straight into smirk mode! - Kryten
I knew it. He prefers the young Elvis! - Dot
I knew it. Today is Monday, cleverly disguised as Tuesday.
I knew it...I'm surrounded by as$holes... Keep firing as$holes!!
I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked. -- Raymond Chandler
I knew peace until I found Thalia
I knew peace until I found Thalia. &lt;G&gt;
I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
I knew she was shareware the first time I laid eyes on her.
I knew someone here had an active imagination!
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble.
I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me into trouble in Calc III
I knew that you knew that
I knew that. - Dr. Scrachansniff
I knew that.... ;)
I knew the Prophets would not fail us. - The Sirah
I knew the poodle man, and he hated #*@&lt;ing poodles
I knew there was a reason to live. - Scully on a gift from Mulder
I knew there was more to you than money! - Leia
I knew you didn't belong down here. Max
I knew you were a tagline hijacker right when I saw you!
I knew you weren't really interested
I knew you would save them, my chief. Miramanee
I knew you'd find me, 'cause I longed you here. - Nick Cave
I knew you'd take the proper attitude. &lt;shaking head; smiling&gt; -Anna
I know  I can make it through whatever comes
I know "Ren" means "Rename"...  But Stimpy?!?!?!
I know @F has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday
I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill
I know But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a seizure.
I know Christ is the answer, but what's the question????
I know Engineers, they LOVE to change things.
I know God exists wholly because it is impossible.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. --President Gerald Ford
I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
I know I am not perfect - I am still here.
I know I can get across before the trai#@$!NO BARRIER
I know I can make it through whatever comes.
I know I got some magic buried deep in my heart - Tori Amos
I know I had a reason for not killing you.  What was it?
I know I have a clean mind, I change it often enough
I know I have a moist face
I know I have a moist face - Mike as geeky guy
I know I have a moist face...  Mike Nelson
I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant.
I know I have faultsBeing wrong isn't one of them
I know I know you wellwellbetter than I used to - Tori Amos
I know I left my TARDIS around here somewhere
I know I left my glasses somewhere. "Crunch", never mind I found them
I know I need to learn patience:  Where can I take a crash course?
I know I saw your name somewhere Tom, and one day
I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist
I know I'm a BBS addict. I'm starting to sign my cheques, "Rasta"!
I know I'm a man. I have expensive toys
I know I'm a sick person - the question is whether it's charming or offensive
I know I'm an adult: I have expensive toys!
I know I'm disgusting drunk,but I'm paying for it - I can see 2 of you
I know I'm going to die.  My birth certificate has an expiration date
I know I'm grasping at straws, but than one never knows.
I know I'm in trouble when my own body starts to reject me
I know I'm lost!  Just tell me where I was going.
I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
I know I'm not as stupid as I think I am. -Booey
I know I'm not crazy - the voices told me so!
I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!
I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough? - Mulder
I know I'm paranoid... but am I paranoid enough?
I know I'm smart... I set the clock on my VCR
I know Im hooked on brake fluid but I can stop any time
I know John Lynch. Well, it's John_P. Lynch, the Sysop of Port EINSTEIN.
I know KARATE!!! And several other Chinese words
I know Karate! ...and several other japanese words
I know Karate, Kung Fu, Judo, and 47 other dangerous words
I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words
I know Orville has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday.
I know Pip, the school can't afford helmets for everybody. - Chef
I know Vhujunka.  Kiss me! --  RWC Button Collection
I know a bar with midget waiters--for patrons who like to drink themselves under the table
I know a bigamist who got that way using "Million Man Math"
I know a bigamist who got that way using "New Math".
I know a cat named Easter.  He says `You'll never learn'.
I know a dead parrot when I see one...and I'm looking at one right now
I know a father of 10 that divorced his wife on grounds of overbearing!
I know a few things Old Sneezy didn't teach in his survival course
I know a girl who gives BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning!
I know a girl who wants a whale - because they have 10ft tongues.
I know a good Tagline when I *assimilate* one.
I know a good aircraft when I steal one!
I know a good ferret Tagline when I steal one
I know a good origin when I steal one
I know a good recipe when I snag it.
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I *assimilate* one.
I know a good tagline when I steal it
I know a good tagline when I steal one, even if its one of my own!
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
I know a good tagline when I steal one; I just stole this one!
I know a good tagline when I tagnap one
I know a good when I steal one
I know a great Chinese place down here - Mike on Tijuana
I know a great deal about the past. -- Mr. Gaunt
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate
I know a gut who built his wife an early American home--a teepee
I know a guy who is so conceited, he thinks he's as good as I am.
I know a heartache when I see one.
I know a kid who thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in both hands.
I know a lawyer who's a whiz at gardening. Where he walks, weeds won't grow!
I know a little 'bout Love, and baby, I can guess the rest. --Skynyrd.
I know a little bit about medicine. -- Bashir
I know a lovely way to say I love me - Mike as Paul Anka
I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house  - Floyd
I know a person who owns a big piece of quartz, and keeps it in the living room, and calls it God
I know a real good cat!(the 1 embedded in my tire tread!
I know a thing or two about a thing or two
I know a thing or two about a thing or two...  Mike Nelson
I know a variation of that, but it only works on the prostate.-Duckman
I know about cow patties
I know about stressed. It's desserts spelled backwards.
I know absolutely nothing and thus constantly surprise myself.
I know all about dirt.  When I was a kid I had to eat it.  - Mike
I know all about learning to trust.  TV's Frank
I know all the answers; it's the questions that stump me
I know all the wherefores, said Tom wisely.
I know all this to be true because Garak told me so
I know and I know you know I know.
I know drinking kills brain cells--but only the weak ones
I know engineers, they LOVE to change things!
I know engineers. They love to change things - Dr. McCoy
I know enough to be _very_ dangerous!
I know everthing, and what I don't, know I make up
I know every bedpan by its first name. - Klinger
I know everything about everything, except that.
I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
I know everything, especially the stuff I make up
I know everything.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know everything.  I'm just sworn to secrecy about it
I know everything.  It's just sometimes I'm wrong.
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at the same time
I know everything....But I lie a lot
I know exactly what I'm doing - that's why it's taking so long.
I know exactly what a sextet is but I'd rather not say
I know exactly what you're up against, boys.   Lee Marvin
I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the long view. -- John Brunner, "Stand on Zanzibar"
I know he's alive down there, Captain. - Nurse Chapel
I know he's dead.....I shot the sucker!!
I know him! I welcome the chance to 'team up'! Besides, he's got a great big cape! - The Tick
I know his name. - The Kurgan
I know how fond of it you were. No, I didn't use it much anyway
I know how much you boys like clowns - Crow to Joel & Tom
I know how much you enjoy snapping on the latex - Mulder
I know how much you like snapping on the latex."--Mulder to Scully
I know how the game works. - Kira
I know how to communicate sequential processes, said the whore guardedly
I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox?
I know how to cure diseases! I know why people like--ERKEL! -Bowl Bob
I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
I know how to do anything - I'm a Scouter.
I know how to talk to these Space Vixens.
I know how to talk to these Space Vixens.  Joel Robinson
I know how to use this, Captain! Lenore Karidian
I know how toast works! - Tom as naive teen
I know how toast works! -- Tom Servo
I know how your senses burn with the nearness of your prey. - G'Kar
I know it ain't BlueWave, but who has to know.
I know it all! (I just can't remember much of it)
I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all, I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all, I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all.  I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all.  I just can't remember much of it.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneously.
I know it all. I just can't remember most of it.
I know it all... I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all; I just can't *remember* it all
I know it doesn't make sense. What he's done may seem wrong. -Chapel
I know it is difficult! - G'Kar
I know it may not be love but lust can make a relationship work.
I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am
I know it was destroyed, but it shouldn't have been.
I know it was you, Fredo. -- Michael Corleone
I know it when I see it.......&lt;maybe&gt;
I know it's latinum. Sisko
I know it's not in the rules, but I'm the DM!
I know it's not much...but, hey, I've got limited memory space!
I know it's not the right thing and I know it's not the good thing.
I know it's old but: There will always be death and taxes.
I know it's only Rock & Roll, but I like it
I know it's whale poop!  But why is it in MY yard?
I know just enough to be dangerous!
I know just enough to cause a problem if I say too much.
I know karate (and seven other Japanese words).
I know karate, kung-fu and 47 other dangerous words.
I know karate... and six other Chinese words.
I know kung fu, tae kwon do -- and a few more dangerous words!
I know life, the universe, and everything! Tom said fortuitously.
I know many books that have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil. - Voltaire
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I know more old drunks than I know old doctors
I know more than I can remember.
I know more than I understand
I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!
I know music in a way you will never know. -- Diana
I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.
I know my boyfriend had sex before we met, but he didn't enjoy it!
I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ.
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals wort
I know my efforts deserve my goals, but are my goals worth my efforts?
I know my facts are right.  I heard it on NBC.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@.
I know my facts are right. I heard them from Orville
I know my locker's around her somewhere - Crow as zombie
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
I know my own mind ... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own mind, and it's around here someplace
I know my own mind... and it's around here somewhere!
I know my own name. Yeah? Well, we'll see!
I know my place in the food chain: I'm a predator!
I know my wife had sex before we met, but she didn't enjoy it!
I know my wife loves me, but I still wish she wouldn't tell her boy friend about me
I know no pain. Except for getting hit with anvils
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know noooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I know not how I came into this, shall I call it a dying life or a living death? -- St. Augustine
I know not how I can replace him
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein
I know nothing about computers.....therefore I am
I know nothing but the fact of my ignorance.  Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. &lt;Socrates&gt;
I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet.
I know now why I was created. Lore
I know of a baby that gained twenty pounds on elephant's milk. That's amazing. Whose baby? The elephant's
I know of a much nicer hotel. -- Richard Nixon
I know of but one freedom and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupry
I know of nothing sublime which is not some modification
I know of one alien and in my opinion he is a damn good sysop!
I know on which side my bread is buttered
I know on which side my bread is buttered.   John Heywood
I know one actor who's been divorced four times--he never could hold an audience
I know one day we'll assimilate you, and the Borg will be as one.
I know pain at the molecular level
I know pain at the molecular level. - The Crow
I know people talk about me I hear it every day.
I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.: Rush
I know progress has no patience, but something's got to give
I know she's still warm, but get off of her Jim!
I know silence is golden, I've invested in silver
I know so little that it astonishes me how many people know even less
I know so little, but I know it fluently
I know someone so stupid, they can't walk while *I* chew gum!
I know someone with the exact same name!    Really?  Who?
I know something Bo doesn't!
I know something about opening windows and doors.
I know sysops; they love to change things.
I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
I know that I did not do it, and that is all that I know. &lt;Gerard&gt;
I know that I will never be politically correct
I know that I'm alive because the dead never cry
I know that I'm damned if I never get out and maybe I'm damned if I do
I know that because I'm Unique
I know that feeling...&lt;G&gt;
I know that if I have heaven, there is nothing to desire.   Enya
I know that my Redeemer lives. What comfort this sweet sentence gives!
I know that my goal is more than a thought -Rush
I know that she likes me but she has a boss too. - Wai Sue
I know that she loves me when there's an absence of gunfire and lawsuits
I know that so well that you need not remind me of it. - Clym Yeobright (? or maybe Venn)
I know that that doesn't matter,
I know that the world is full of predators... - Scully (Irresisitable)
I know that voice, that face! Riley
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside.
I know that's not what you want to hear, but I'm just at a loss.
I know that's rust, just paint right over it - Maggie
I know that.  What happened to your hair? - Boothby
I know thats a secret,for it's whispered everywhere
I know the Captain's orders - Engage. - Riker
I know the answer as long as you ask the right question.
I know the answer's here somewhere ... qwertyuiopzxcvbnm
I know the answer, I just don't know the question.
I know the answer, as long as you ask the right question.
I know the answer, you know the answer, he knows the answer. - Bart
I know the answers...as long as you ask the right questions.
I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling!
I know the combination to your locked baud rate
I know the difference between expectation and hope - Mulder (3x22)
I know the feeling well. Sort of like, erum, ...what???
I know the female body like I know my own hand. - Bud Bundy
I know the future... God Wins!!!
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York
I know the moment isn't right to hold my emotions inside. - Billy Joel
I know the procedure for assimilation. I am a convenience store owner, you know.   --- Apu
I know the psychological pattern & it plays hell with me drum skins.
I know the routine. You don't have to worry about me. - Ro Laren
I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel?
I know the saying. It was invented in Russia. - Chekov
I know the secretWait! the door...click...bam bam....oooo...flop
I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the t
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, but I have
I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, but I have been in the shade for years
I know the territory - I've been around.  It'll all turn to dust, and we'll all fall down. - The girl
I know the truth when I look into your eyes.
I know the voices in my head aren't real...But they have soom pretty good advice
I know the words by heart
I know the words by heart
I know the world is full of predators,just as it has always been.-DS
I know thee... I know thy name!- Warlock
I know there are dupes, But my eyes hurt! - Danny Dp
I know there are others, tell me about them and I'll add them.
I know there aren't any sneezes in the 24th century.
I know there is good in you
I know these things. - Scully
I know they'll listen to you. - Kira
I know they're pushing us, Major, but consider their position. Sisko
I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
I know this is a BASIC problem, but I don't C where to ap
I know this is hard for you. - Scully
I know this is off-topic, but.
I know this is what you were hoping for... - Troi
I know this is your line.
I know this looks kinda bad, but I think I'm gonna escape... I'M WRONG!
I know this may be eerie, but it proves my chaos theory
I know this one ALL too well!!
I know this place! Janeway
I know this ship like the back of my hand &lt;BONK&gt; - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand! - Scotty
I know this ship like the back of my hand. &lt;*bonk*&gt; - M. Scott
I know this ship like the back of my hand. &lt;CRASH&gt;
I know this ship like the back of my hand..  KLANG!! - Scotty
I know this to be true because Garak told me so.
I know this violates the laws of physics, but ... I never studied law.
I know this weiner dude!  He sells this weiner food! -- Servo
I know this will get _some_one's_ attention. =]
I know this world needs help.
I know times are a changing for the worst, I wish they weren't.
I know very little, but I know it fluently.
I know we can get through the barrier. Kes
I know we're good but this is getting ridiculous... --Doc Scurlock
I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of. - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
I know what I am and what I have to do. - Annie Devlin
I know what I don't see, really shouldn't bother me.
I know what I know, if you know what I mean.  -Edie Brickell
I know what I mean, The Question is, do you?
I know what I said silly :)  - Sherry Holley
I know what I saw, Mulder, it was here - Scully (3x21)
I know what I saw, Scully - Fox Mulder
I know what I saw, Scully. - Mulder (Gender Bender)
I know what I'm doing
I know what a bunch of lions is called, said Tom with pride
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.
I know what gold does to men's souls.  Walter Huston
I know what happened to Livingstone in Generations!  -  Spot ate him!
I know what he's afraid of - Fox Mulder
I know what it is, you big dumb jerk-Mark
I know what it means! :-)
I know what it must be like to be Lee Majors - Crow
I know what love is, what's it to you.
I know what to do with stale cake, said Tom triflingly.
I know what will get more viewers! &lt;Shot of beach girls&gt; - EWJ
I know what you look like! - O'Brien
I know what you mean
I know what you mean. - Sisko
I know what you want, the magpies have come
I know what you want, the magpies have come - Tori Amos
I know what you want, the magpies have come.
I know what you want. You want ectasy, Desire & Dreams. --JM
I know what you're asking but I feel nothing from it. - Troi
I know what you're looking for/Rough Stuff!...  Adam Ant 
I know what you're thinkin' punk, did he use five taglines or six?
I know what you're thinking - did he fire six shots, or only five? - Dirty Harry
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself
I know what you're thinking..where did he get those snazzy binoculars?
I know what your thinking lets try it
I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive - NIN
I know what's weighing on your mind.
I know what's what, and who's who, but have no idea why's why.
I know when I'm gonna die..my birth certificate has an expiration date
I know when I'm out of my league.  I just don't care.
I know when we should go home!  Now is not one of those times! Yakko
I know where I am, it's everybody else who's lost.
I know where I am....IknowwhereIam  -- Batty
I know where I'm going, I just can't find it on the map today!!!!!!!
I know where children get all that energy. They suck it out of their parents
I know where it is, but you can't get there from here
I know where my towel is
I know where of I speak. - Lister
I know where the Second Foundation really is!
I know where the kitchen is, that's where the M&Ms are.
I know where there are real castles that float on cotton candy clouds!
I know which boyd gets the woym, said Tom in an oily voice.
I know which way the wind is blowing, but I have my own course to follow
I know who God is, but who's God Dammit?
I know who I am. I know what I want. You can go to hell --Nietzche
I know who killed Hoffa!
I know who killed Laura Palmerand no, it can wait till morning
I know who turned off the lights, Tom hinted darkly.
I know who you are ... and I saw what you did
I know why God made babies cute... so we won't kill 'em. --Gallagher
I know why dad got me that bike. He's trying to bump me off! - Calvin
I know why dogs lick their testicles. To loose the taste of dog food.
I know why so many squirrels live in my family tree.
I know why the caged bird sings. -  Maya Angelou
I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows.
I know why they only get sex and you mean my thumbs.
I know women...I married a woman and I know what's goin' on. - Cosby
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you.
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you believe you understand what you think I said.
I know you can hear me, dammit! -- Col. Potter to BJ
I know you can't talk to me - there's always that fear of rejection.
I know you from somewhere.  Have you ever been in jail?
I know you from somewhere.  Have you ever had a life?
I know you hate taglines ...that's why I use them
I know you know karate, but do you know MagLite?
I know you know that I know.
I know you know the answer, but do you know the question?
I know you know what's on my mind
I know you think you understand what you thought I said.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant
I know you were trying to give me the best of your love...Eagles
I know you will do what must be done. - Yarka
I know you would prefer to wallow in a pool of emotion. Spock
I know you! You're that pretty lady my daddy dates! Quinn
I know you'll do a wonderful job. - The Nagus
I know you're assimilated, but what am I? -PeeWee of Borg
I know you're dead Rimmer, don't whinge-on about it! - Lister
I know you're dead, but you're still a smeghead. * Lister
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere
I know you're in there, I can smell your brains
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks.
I know you're not as stooped as you seem. No one could be!
I know you're omnipotent, but you're still a smeghead. - Lister to Q
I know you're out there somewhere& somewhere you can hear my voice
I know you're out there somewhere...  -Moody Blues
I know you're sexually experienced .now try it *with* a partner !
I know you're sorry; now where's your apology?
I know you, I know you've seen her. -- R.E.M
I know you, Neelix, and I know you're afraid. Kes
I know you, you're that English secret agent from England - J.W. Pepper
I know you.  But you can't be you!  There ain't no coming back!
I know you.  Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
I know zat sayink.  It wus inwented in Russia. - Chekov
I know!  I'll wrap myself in duct tape and visit Roseanne! --Q, LGD
I know!  Let's use Force as a battering ram. -- Recoil
I know!  That's why I said it! - Mark Baum
I know! I know! 1976! What do I win? - Jalapeno
I know! Let's get Dr. Scratchansniff a Tribble! - Wakko
I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy!
I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy! -Hef, Rocko
I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
I know, I MAKE it look easy... - F!
I know, I MAKE it look easy... - Freakazoid
I know, I do get things scrambled sometimes.
I know, I just saw them. - Troi
I know, I know  ..take two green M&M's an call in the mornin! ::grin::
I know, I know - Quark
I know, I know, it's a Russian thing. - Ivanova
I know, I know,...a _thousand_ questions. - Balok
I know, I know. Remind me never to have kids. - Rimfire
I know, I know... I'm dreaming.
I know, I know.... I can probably find it in the docs
I know, I'm late again
I know, I've played them all! - Sisko
I know, Isis, but we'll be gone before they get here. Gary Seven
I know, but you leave me no choice. Data
I know, everyone's in a hurry these days -- O'Brien
I know, it's only Rock and Roll, but I like it!!
I know, shut up
I know, where I want to go today!
I know.    Somehow...   I've always known
I know.  Pointy Hat.  Corner
I know.  Somehow... I've always known. - Leia
I know. Bad pun. Here's the phaser.--Marc Lavallee
I know. But what else could I do? - G'Kar
I know. I just got it. It was very funny. Data
I know. I know. I'm insane. But it's such fun! - Anna Steven
I know. I'm worried about him, too. - McCoy
I know. Somehow...I've always known.
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
I knowutcha mean, Vern- Tom vowed earnestly
I larnd it from th Main DOS Usr's Group
I last felt good at 9:30am about eight years ago.
I laugh at "paid programs"
I laugh in the face of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try. I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry
I laugh... in your general direction. - Jeff
I laughed for five straight minutes at this!
I laughed for five straight minutes at this! - Gryphontamer
I laughed so hard I wet my pants! -- Official Echo Cry
I laughed, I cried, I fell down,
I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
I laughed, I cried, it was a Mecca of emotion.
I laughed.  I cried.  I spilled my popcorn
I lay it down as fact that, if all men knew what others say of them, there
I lay it down as fact that, if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. - Blaise Pascal
I lay nude in my hotel room.  The maid entered, FINALLY!
I lead a dog's life.  I'm not even allowed on the furniture!
I lead such a sheltered life....tax shelter, that is.
I leaft mi spelchekr in my outher paucket.
I learn by example, often from my dog.
I learn by mistakes, I'm getting a FABULOUS education
I learn by mistakes.....I'm getting a SUPERIOR education.
I learn something new every day - and promptly forget it!
I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.&lt;Keller&gt;
I learned English by reading taglines.
I learned from Star Trek:  Humans are highly illogical
I learned from Star Trek:  If it can't be fixed, just ask Scotty.
I learned from Star Trek:  Insufficient data does not compute
I learned from Star Trek:  Keep your phaser set on stun
I learned from Star Trek:  Live long and prosper
I learned from Star Trek:  Seek out new life and new civilizations
I learned from Star Trek:  When your logic fails, trust a hunch
I learned from Star Trek: Even in our own world, sometimes we are aliens
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. - Cyrus Ching
I learned more about sex from the library than from my mom
I learned that in bartending school. - The Continental.
I learned to evade and eschew. Next comes twist and shout
I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1! --Rimmer. They're the same.
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning gas!
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning mercury!
I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'! -- Willie Nelson
I learned to play the trumpet at 84! (Hell for those at 82 and 86!)
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being
I leave the conspiracy theories to Oliver Stone - Crow
I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion.
I leech taglines too!
I leek only for myself. My onions are my own.
I left My Head In San Francisco --Data SINGS!
I left Nam in '67..Somebody tell me, what's a hootch?
I left a trail of crumbs. I'm being followed by six rats
I left my 'vark in San Francisco
I left my Taglines on my 486.
I left my Taglines on my HAL 9000.  *
I left my Tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
I left my body to medical science; it contested the will
I left my body to science fiction & it was dissected.  A time paradox!
I left my car unlocked and someone stole my Club.
I left my gal' in South Korea with nineteen kids and gonorrhea
I left my good Taglines in my 486.
I left my good recipes in my 486.
I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco.
I left my heaaaaaaaad...in San Franciscooooo
I left my head in San Francisco... -- Data
I left my heart in San Francisco. - Joe Montana
I left my s on my 486.
I left my tag-line in my other pants.
I left my taglines on my 486
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I left my wife for a 486DXL/128. I'm so happy now
I let my fingers do the walking & they got lost!
I let my mind go wandering in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander - it never came back!
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back!
I let my mind wander in search of my heart.
I let my mind wander once, it never came back.
I let my mind wander once... It never returned!
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back!" * Calvin
I let my mind wander, and it never came back
I let my mind wander, but it never came back -- Calvin
I let my mind wander...and it didn't come back!
I let my pride override my instinct. Tain
I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
I lie a little, I die a little. - Philip Rawson
I lied twice - Simulant I didn't think of that. - Lister
I lied!  I'll never be alright!
I lied.  I was never a kid. -- Trapper
I lifted my uncomprehending eyes to the heavens.
I lifted this from a message once
I like 'em stacked.  Hard drives, women, and pancakes.
I like 'em sweet, with a heart of gold.
I like 2 kinds of music: Country and Western!
I like @F. He isn't as weird as the other two
I like American music.  Do you like American music? - Violent Femmes
I like Animaniacs Taglines the best
I like Australian beer, said Tom, hopingly.
I like BOTH types of music:  Rock AND Roll!!!
I like Bajoran politics. - Anna Steven
I like Barney, stuffed and mounted on the wall in my den!
I like Barney... stuffed and mounted on my wall
I like Boolean logic. NOT!
I like Captain Solo right where he is.  Jabba the Hutt
I like Chinese detective movies, Tom chanted.
I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do.
I like Def Comedy Jam and you can too!
I like Eric Clapner. - Joycelyn Elders
I like Florida. Everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQS. --George Carlin
I like God. I just don't like his fan-club
I like HQS
I like Insane, Insane is FUN!
I like Kramer - Gypsy
I like Mountain Dew out of a can better than from a bottle... I've a real canned Dew attitude
I like New York in June... how about you?
I like New York in June... how about you?
I like Newt, he's so embarassing to Republicans
I like Orville. He isn't as weird as the other two.
I like Ro. Ahh, well, what's done is done. - Anna Steven
I like Rush Hours...I am always in the RIGHT lane
I like Submarines - long, hard, and filled with Sea Men!
I like Superhighway!  It is AMERICAN!  Bold, Brash, and full of it!
I like Tribbles  defurred and deep-fried!
I like Triple  A  SEX, (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere!!!)
I like Triple "A" women (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere)
I like U. U like me. Barney's F*****g ugly!
I like Win95. I Like DOS 7. I dislike Win 3.1!
I like Windows!
I like Windows, really!  But I like root canals, too!
I like a customer who knows what she wants!
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.
I like a good tail on a woman - Tom on blender's cord
I like a little philosophy Tao and Zen
I like a man who grins when he fights.
I like a man who grins when he fights.  - Winston Churchill
I like a man who grins when he fights. (W. Churchill)
I like a man who's crazy about me.
I like a man with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality
I like a quiet life, sun, sea, sand, modem
I like a rose on a piano, but I LOVE tulips on an organ!
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
I like a woman with integrity; just wish I knew one!
I like all kinds of spreads.  Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
I like ancestors - they never answer back or argue.
I like animals....I eat them and wear their skins !!!!
I like another beer, said Tom, hopefully
I like ants, in chocolate. Chrunch, hummmm.
I like atheism, but there aren't enough holidays
I like aural sex 'cause I can hear you coming.
I like babies. You can kick them one hell of a lot farther than bigger kids
I like beating my head against a wall. It feels so good when I stop
I like being a node. Told you I was crazy. (G)
I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
I like big things; the size of them impresses me
I like both kinds of music: Country AND Western
I like bread.
I like candy canes, but I only like the white part.
I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy.  But I only like the white part. - Steven Wright
I like candy, especially the gooey kind with nougat!
I like cats Dead ones! --Alf
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
I like cats, but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I like cats, they make good violins.
I like cats, they taste just like chicken
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes
I like catsdead ones! --Alf.
I like cherries jubilee. - Kazul, the dragon
I like chicken soup better... - Anna Steven
I like children {If they are properly cooked!}
I like children, Really. Taste just like chicken
I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one
I like children, but my Doctor said I had to give up red meat
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W.C. Fields
I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one
I like chinese... I like their tiny little trees  Monty Python
I like criticism, but it must be my way. - Twain
I like different ones for different reasons
I like dogs, too. Janeway
I like dolphins. If dolphins were human, I'd be a dolphin
I like dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Patrick Henry
I like eating Gagh. It's one of the few foods that doesn't bite back
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
I like family, - if they are gentle.
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
I like feminists; I think they're cute.
I like funny looks
I like gentle fondling, caressing, massaging
I like having court outside - Tom as prince
I like having people disagree with me.  It proves I'm right.
I like her,....very forthright. - Beverly
I like him. Pinky? But he's . . . He's barely verbal.--Brain
I like it RAW on Monday nights!!!
I like it already. Agreed. - Tomalak
I like it better in the dark.
I like it firm and fruity
I like it rough! - Crow
I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!
I like it when people yell NOT!...   NOT!!
I like it!
I like it! - His Eminence
I like it! Uncanned private public chatter!
I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.
I like it, actually, and I'm quite surprised. - Anna Steven
I like it. It adds a touch of distinction and authority.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna
I like kids if they're properly cooked WC Fields
I like kids, but I can't eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I could never eat a whole one.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one!
I like life in the fast lane, but I'm always in the pits!
I like life on the run! - Naotalba
I like life.  It's something to do.	 Ronnie Shakes
I like long walks when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like loud unabandoned wild passionate sex!!
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior
I like maxim's that don't encourage behavior modification.
I like measles! laughed Tom infectiously.
I like meeting new friends ... Let's talk
I like men like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like men to behave like men - strong and childish. (Francoise Sagan)
I like men with big, ummmm hearts...that's it, HEARTS!!!
I like men with big...HEARTS! Yeah! That's it!
I like men with some backbone :) -Serendipity
I like milk because it comes from cows.
I like mine under the covers.  I am a covert sexist.
I like mine with runny cheese! - Tom sings about waffles
I like modern painting, said Tom abstractly.
I like my QWK OFFLINE reader!
I like my _species_ the way it is! - Worf.
I like my alphabet soup in Wingding fonts.
I like my books thin and with lots of pictures
I like my cat over greasy
I like my chairs pre-warmed - Hobbes
I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal! - Col. Potter
I like my coffee black  as a moonless night.
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
I like my food to move! * Cat
I like my games live...and in living color. - Sagat
I like my job..it's the work I hate
I like my men to be...well...hockey players!
I like my spaghettie boiled!
I like my species the way i
I like my species the way it is -- Lucy to Cro Magnon Man
I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus
I like my spee-sees the way it is!!!--Worf
I like my steak MIDIum rare
I like my steak so rare a good Vet could save it
I like my women and code to be the same: Fast, tight and easy
I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I like my women the way I like my coffee--strong and flavorful!
I like my women to be... Well... WOMEN!
I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
I like my women to beWellWOMEN!
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.  -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
I like noise.  When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying
I like nursing my drinks. -- Vir
I like older woman..allright ! - Harry Kim
I like oral sex, it's the phone bills I hate.
I like overkill
I like people better than principles, and I like people with no principles
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak. - Lillian Hellman
I like pigs. Dogs look UP to us. Cats look DOWN on us. Pigs treat us as EQUALS. -- Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
I like plain answers, Mr. Worf.  Give me a few. - Picard
I like quality, not quantity.
I like ragged margins, said Tom without justification.
I like random Taglines the best
I like raw meat on rare occasions.
I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot!
I like reading my second-hand dairy that I bought
I like rosy cheeks! The Dancing Bandit
I like sex with blondes but my wife hates it
I like sex with blondes, but my boyfriend hates it
I like sex with my wife but my boyfriend hates it.
I like shafts
I like short-nosed dogs, Tom said pugnaciously
I like small, inflatable sheep. Yew? Naaah.
I like smokin' lighting, heavy metal thunder! - Steppenwolf
I like snappy, but concise does have it's virtues
I like snow. It fills all the potholes
I like spam for it's personality, not it's taste - Todd Letsche
I like spending my holiday in Hell !
I like standards...there's so many to choose from.
I like stress, it makes me feel alive
I like stuff on a stick. - Heffer, Rocko's Modern Life
I like taglines with musical notes, but I can't play them!
I like talking to people it breeds friendship
I like tea!  I don't like coffee! -- Sam Beckett
I like that idea
I like that old time Rock & Roll!
I like that set!
I like that. I think I like that a lot. Sheridan
I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp better.
I like the 486 tower.  Does it come in red?
I like the EZ way of life!
I like the Japanese version better. - B. Heenan, on U.S. anthem
I like the babe with the great haircut! - Crow
I like the bestiality...   -- Karen Peisley
I like the complicated things in life ... women!
I like the dark.  The dark is comforting to me.   Vivien Leigh
I like the different colours though.
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
I like the evil way your mind works. --The Watcher
I like the future, I'm in it.
I like the guy. --Garibaldi on Lennier.
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess? * Picard
I like the idea of an ancient race - it makes a world feel so... lived in
I like the knight life
I like the new chocolate goldfish.
I like the parts that are smooth, firm
I like the ping sound - Crow as muscular guy
I like the simple things in life, Sex, Beer, Computers, Food and SEX!
I like the simple things in life:  MEN!
I like the tower at night. With all those red blinking lights.
I like the way Clinton Thinks, Eat, Eat ,Eat.- Garfield
I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS
I like the way he tucks his thumbs into his belt.  Katharine Hepburn
I like the way your eyes dance when you laugh.
I like the way your mind malfunctions
I like the way your mind works.
I like the women's movement, especially from behind one.
I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy.  - Bern Williams
I like the word `indolence.' It makes my laziness seem cl
I like the word `indolence.' It's a classy way to be lazy
I like the word indolence, makes my laziness seem classy
I like their bickering & remain hopeful that it will erode to a brawl!
I like things that go boom
I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me
I like this drill, said Tom as he carie'd out the dental work.
I like this new movie better!
I like this new movie better! - Mike
I like this new movie better! -- Mike Nelson
I like this one cause it's whiter -Mike as girl with doll
I like this tagline so much, I bought the company!
I like this taglineI think I'll take it with me.
I like this, I think I will steal it..&lt;SNIP&gt;..thanks!
I like those pants (Calvin's?). They'd look good on my bedroom floor
I like time machine restaurants which evoke an earlier age.
I like to be here when I can.
I like to be naked in movies, I've a reputation to uphold. -Alex Baldwin
I like to be rested when things start to happen. - Hobbes
I like to be stoned - JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
I like to burn stuff. - Beavis
I like to compare names, sometimes I recognize something!
I like to consider myself one of the happy generations
I like to demonstrate the absurd by being absurd. - Rush Limbaugh
I like to dissect computer viruses
I like to do all the talking. It saves time and prevents arguments
I like to draw because it makes my mind flow.
I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed.
I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer.
I like to feel the response when I'm certain you know I am here
I like to get ticketed at an airport.
I like to give homemade gifts. Which child would you like?
I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women
I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail...  Kitten On Fire. - Steven Wright
I like to keep my mind free - in case I need to use it.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep!
I like to leave my message  the beep!
I like to leave my message &lt;before&lt; the beep!
I like to live like a poor person with lots of money
I like to make history.
I like to press wild flowers.
I like to procrastin*!@#$%^&* NO HURRIER
I like to read. It's a lot of fun when you know how!
I like to reel it in and then spit it out. - Alanis
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.  Granted, it takes longer. - Steven Wright
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - S. Wright
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Granted, it takes longer
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.  Steven Wright
I like to say "* for windows" as "The * from hell!"
I like to say 'Quark'!  Quark, quark, quark, quark! -- Hobbes
I like to see a lad who can take care of himself.  &lt;Bing Crosby&gt;
I like to share :-)   Really I do. - Shelly Holley
I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
I like to sit to the left of people... (Jerry)
I like to skate on the other side of the ice
I like to skate on the other side of the ice ... - Steven Wright
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like to skate on the other side of the ice. - S. Wright
I like to sleep w/my head in a catchers mitt - Crow
I like to sleep when I go camping, said Tom intently.
I like to sneak in & lay on the table saw - Crow
I like to start the day with a total dickhead, to remind me I'm best"
I like to study tourists in their natural habitat
I like to suspend disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead!
I like to think I am a picker-uper of unconsidered trifles.
I like to think I am important.... to me anyway.... :-)
I like to think of an egg as a liquid chicken.
I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a learning experience
I like to think of it as a career change. - Q
I like to think of it as the Prime Suggestion. -Kirk
I like to think of myself as a divide overflow.
I like to think of myself as the social director of the heart. - Hawk
I like to think that there are always possibilities.
I like to think that you killed someone; it's the romantic in me.
I like to throw boomarangs to dogs
I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I like to try door number one, Monty - Fox Mulder
I like to verb words
I like to watch cars turn right as well as left.
I like traffic lights I like trafic lights
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I...oh, god
I like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.
I like vigorous shaking and/or slapping.
I like what I see these days! - Don Horton
I like where legs go when they get together.
I like windows, really,  But I like root canal too.
I like women a little on the trashy side.
I like women as much as the next guy, said Tom bisexually.
I like women just like computer code : fast, tight & easy.
I like women like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like women what takes their time.
I like women with big... HEARTS!  YEAH! THAT's it!
I like womenext guy, said Tom bisexually
I like womens like I like my code: fast, tight & easy!
I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours
I like work.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work.  I can sit and watch it for hours!
I like work. I can sit and watch others do it for hours.
I like work... I can sit and watch it for ours
I like work; it fascinates me.  I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit & look at
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I like writing artificially intelligent programs, Tom lisped.
I like you @F. That's why I'm going to kill you last
I like you alot, but I don't think of you that way
I like you as I think you are
I like you better tied down
I like you better tied down, said the redhead with a big grin
I like you better tied down.
I like you to know you better, mother Data
I like you way too much to kill you
I like you, Gramps.  That's why I'll kill you last. -- Crow
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles
I like you, you like me. I will eat your family. - Barney
I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. - Commando
I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
I like young girls, their stories are shorter.
I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I like your baudy language
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I like your game but we have to change the rules
I like your recipes better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your tag line!
I like your taglines better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I like your wife... and I've never met her!   :-)
I like -made 
I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere.
I liked Chest, though - Mike on heavy metal group
I liked O.J. better when he was a commercial & I could switch channels.
I liked Occam's razor so much, I bought the company.
I liked everything about it.  Except the content.--Kira
I liked her approach. And her departure was breathtaking!
I liked him [Spock] better before he was dead. -- McCoy
I liked him better before he died. * McCoy
I liked him better before he was dead. - McCoy on Spock
I liked my Hewlett Packard, so I bought the company
I liked that huge Sun worshiper. - McCoy
I liked that one
I liked the orbit simulation vacumn cell
I liked the skull better.  Joel Robinson
I liked things better when I didn't understand them
I lined up all my taglines and they circled the earth - 10 times!
I linked your tagline with my tagline database
I listen to Paul and Al in the morning
I listen to by body. It's saying "Two twinkies and an RC Cola, Please"
I listen to her breathing it sounds like the waves on the sea -Floyd
I listen to my body.  It says, "Cookies and chocolate milk, please".
I listen to the C shells on the C shore of the UNIX C
I literally did not know computers had hard disk drives. - W. Gibson
I live at the end of a one way, dead end street.
I live by only 2 laws, See dis? IDIC and Murphy
I live by only 2 laws:  IDIC and Murphy.
I live by only 2 laws: IDIC and Murphy. Edsil Murphy
I live by two laws IDIC and Murphy's  :)
I live for Bach - Mulder
I live for drugs.  It's great
I live for immortality.--Laura Thurston
I live for these moments! - Fred the Mutant
I live forever, but I feel so dead inside. - Annie Devlin
I live in 566 of a six level apartment building.
I live in Canada. It's not a third-world country. - Anna Steven
I live in Memphis & I've never been to Graceland :)
I live in Sudbury, in the PROVINCE of Ontario.  &lt;grin&gt;  -Anna Steven
I live in a dimension unpredicted by the Unified Theory...!
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live in a predominantly mixed neighborhood. - Jay London
I live in a quiet neighboorhood, we use lasers
I live in a quiet neighborhood - I'm dead!
I live in a quiet neighborhood - they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- I'm in a cemetary.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- The cat's have silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- Through traffic is a moving target.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We killed all the cats.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood -- We use war surplus land mines.
I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers.
I live in a quiet neighborhood.  They use lasers
I live in a quiet neighbourhood - they use silencers
I live in a quite neighborhood -- I'm a shepherd
I live in a world of my own, and visiting hours are over.
I live in a world of my own, but visitors are always welcome
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in an Alternative Universe,but I have a Summer home in Reality.
I live in another dimension, my summer home is in reality.
I live in my little world, where reality does not exist
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
I live in my own little world, but you're welcome to visit.
I live in my own world ... Peaceful visitors welcome.
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. - Albert Einstein
I live in the desert with a cat with no brain...
I live in the past, the rent is cheaper.
I live in the state of denial
I live like I type - Fast, and with a lot of mistakes.
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
I live my life like there's no tomorrow... - Van Halen
I live on the edge.  I have lots of friends there.
I live one day at a time, but I'm one day behind.
I live one day at a time, but I'm three weeks behind.
I live only for posterity... Napoleon Bonaparte
I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO!
I live so far in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the boonies, my zip code is EIEIO!
I live so far out in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
I live the greatest adventure of all -- Tosk
I live the greatest adventure one could ever desire.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I live the way I type - fast and with lots of mistakes
I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes
I live to bust your chops, my friend. - Maria Vitale 04-94
I live to chop chicken.  - Titanium Elf
I live to outwit the hunters for another day...  Tosk
I live to serve the public. How'd you like to be cooked?
I lived all my life on Planet Earth!
I lived alone but I was only coming back to you - Leonard Cohen
I loaded Windows and it s
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
I loathe anyone who keeps dogs. They're cowards who don't have the courage to bite people themselves
I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.	 August Strindberg
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bi
I loathe the military. - Bill Clinton
I locked coat hanger in car; it's a good thing I had a key
I locked down their docking clamps. - Kira
I locked my coat hanger in car.  Good thing I had a key
I locked my coathanger in my car. Good thing I had a key. - Def One
I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key.
I locked my keys in the car the other day.  I was still inside.  s.w
I locked the coat hanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key!
I locked the door to my own cell, and i lost the key
I log on... Therefore I am!
I logged on with an alias of "all". Boy do I get a lot of messages
I logged onto PCBored one time, but didn't inhale
I logon, therefore I am.
I loike traffic lights- Monty Python
I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against. - Damon Runyan
I long for the simplier days of Pong and Pacman.
I long to be a human being.  Greta Garbo
I long to be a human being. &lt;Greta Garbo&gt;
I long to be here by his resolve. - Live
I look at the world and see no understanding
I look better on a woman!
I look for beer - it makes me go.
I look forward to sampling your cooking, Mister Neelix.--Janeway
I look forward to seeing you again. - Bareil
I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay - Picard
I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli * Picard
I look into your eyes see men lying broken at the bottom of your well.
I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Sabu-Mike as Glen
I look like a Klingon! Klingon Torres
I look like a geek, Joel - Tom
I look like a mortal
I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes - Crow
I look like a vacuum cleaner hose with eyes.  Crow T. Robot
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated. - the Who "Substitute"
I look toward the glory as that of the sun.
I look upon all the world as my parish. - John Wesley
I look upon self-interest as my great strength. - Avon
I looked at what he built, and to me it explained the stars. - 'Cimi
I looked back and the station just... wrinkled. - Jinxo re: B4
I looked back and the station justwrinkled. --Jinxo.
I looked deep into the eyes of that potato, and ordered Steak instead.
I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends
I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye" - NIN
I looked him right in the eye and said goodbye.
I looked in the eyes of that potato and had steak instead.
I looked in the grave and He was gone!
I looked in the mirror through the eyes of a child that was me.
I looked in the toilet and screamed. -- Tabba Schwarzkopf
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap. 
I looked into the darkness, Na'toth - G'Kar
I looked me right in the eye and said goodbye
I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost?
I looked up executrix. It has nothing to do w/ leather and high heels.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. --Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.
I looked up my wife's family tree. Most of her relatives are still climbing around in it
I looked up to see I had fallen in love with Doris Day. -- Potter
I looooove yeeeeewww! - Brother Love
I loosed my lips and sunk the ship of my own privacy! - The Tick
I lose BBS messages, but I seldom lose mail.
I lose control, I can't say no
I lose more Fuzzie Wuzzies that way!-Elmira of Tiny Toons
I lost  You won  Here's 15 Points  Now wasn't that fun?! - Gato
I lost 70kgs of ugly unwanted fat - I divorced her
I lost 8 pounds and found another 12.
I lost a button hole
I lost a button hole today.
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one?
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one? - Steven Wright
I lost a button hole today.  Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w
I lost a button hole today.  Where will I find another?
I lost a button hole today. - S. Wright
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w.
I lost a button hole today. s.w
I lost a button hole.....
I lost a dream date w/ Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point!
I lost all my money at the racetrack, a bettor wailed hoarsely
I lost all my other taglines..I have to think up new ones
I lost faith in being an atheist
I lost family as well on the Black Star. -- Lennier
I lost my HUNTing license on Rise of the Triad!
I lost my drivers license on Wacky Wheels!
I lost my favourite scapegoat/voodoo doll.  &lt;eg&gt;  - Anna Steven
I lost my hat! - BJ. Your cookies'll be next. - Hawkeye
I lost my ignorance, security, and pride - NIN
I lost my knickers at Niagara.
I lost my license, now I don't drive!
I lost my lucky ball & chain; now she's four years gone.
I lost my lucky ball and chain and now she's 4 years gone -- TMBG
I lost my memory........and I can't remember where
I lost my mind once.  Luckily I had it backed up on tape!
I lost my parents to the footfalls of unthinking boot wearers! -EWJim
I lost my soul to a Tagline.
I lost my taglines in a hard drive crash
I lost my taglines in a hard drive crash.................
I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.
I lost my virginity on a farm, said Tom sheepishly
I lost my virginity on a farm, said Tom sheepishly
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
I lost my virginity....Did you keep the box it came in?
I lost my wife in the last attack. Anan 7
I lounge about corrected
I love 'em, I squeeze 'em, I will call 'em Dodger! - Vhujunka
I love /dev/null.
I love @f@ - he makes ME seem normal!  &lt;G&gt;
I love Akane! I love the red-pony-tailed girl! I can't decide! &lt;BONK&gt;
I love America.  You always hurt the one you love. -- David Frye impersonating Nixon
I love American MITTs!  (Maidens in Tank-Tops)
I love Ansi-Bombs! .Yh@FNʯ
I love BBSing: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I love BBSing: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love BT's lines - there such good quali&$#$@$@!:"|{L&gt;NO CARRIER
I love Bajor!
I love Beethoven -- especially the poems.  (Ringo Starr)
I love BiCapitalization.
I love CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.  -- Dan Quayle
I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. -- D. Quayle
I love California. It's the crowds that piss me off!
I love Canada, 50,000,000 times !!! -- Brian Mulroney
I love Cats and Cat Taglines
I love Cats!  A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy.
I love Christ and hope to meet a Christian, Ghandi
I love Conservatives - they make such great targets!
I love DOS!  It's great for the ego!
I love DS9 too ya know... - Sherry Holley
I love Dallas.  It's the crowds that pi$$ me off!
I love Echo Mail! All the social dynamics of pre-school
I love Freckles! The best way to play "connect the dots" with Redheads!
I love Jesus, yes I do!  Baked or broiled or in a stew!
I love Ken, he is my sweet friend & I love him-Crow sings
I love Kramer! - TV's Frank
I love Liberals - they make such great targets!
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
I love My ChA0S !!!
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I love OS/2.  I just wish that IBM loved it too
I love Oriental women; they're the nicest people you can come across.
I love Q, Q loves me, he goes on to infinity....-Barney.
I love ROCK 'N ROLL!  I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT" in 1965!!
I love Rock 'n Roll -Joan Jett  I love Rocky Road -Yankovic
I love Rocky Roadso won't you go and buy half a gallon baby
I love Rush Limbaugh, he makes such a good target!
I love Rush Limbaugh.  He makes a really nice target.
I love Standards, there are so many of them!
I love Surfing a Blue Wave.
I love Telix for Windows!
I love Terok Nor...so put another dime in the jukebox, baaaaby!!!
I love Terok Nor...so sing another Star Trek filk with me!
I love Unicorns, Good men, and other Fantast creaturs
I love Uranus
I love Velveeta, have some cheese, Tom said craftily.
I love Windows on my 486!  It's faster than my XT
I love Windows! NOT!
I love Windows! On my house, on my garage, on my car, on my
I love You, Jesus * Like no one else * Can't hide it
I love a business where if you can buy it, it's obsolete.
I love a good political joke...unless it gets elected.
I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some
I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation.	Samuel Osgood
I love a man with a warped sense of humor
I love a man with a warped sense of humor. &lt;G&gt;
I love a man with chocolate on her breath.
I love a pointless eyeball gag, don't you? - Slappy
I love a redhead with chocolate on her breath
I love a sweaty butt! - Crow T. Robot
I love a tall, cold, glass of green water @#$% NO PERRIER
I love a woman in uniform. - Quark
I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
I love a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
I love abusing the down-trodden.  It gives me poor-gasms.
I love acting. It is so much more real than life.  --Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
I love all humanity.  That's why I want to kill at least a third of it.
I love all humanity.  That's why I want to kill at least a third of it.
I love all my birds!!
I love an honest woman.  (And her taglines)
I love an opposition that has convictions. - Frederick the Great
I love and hate. -- Catallus
I love animals!  But they all seem to taste like chicken.
I love animals.  In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals. ... They taste good!
I love animals. I've been arrested for it twice.
I love animals. In fact, I've been arrested for it seven times.
I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em
I love animals. They are very delicious.
I love animals.... They taste good!
I love animals.... They taste good!
I love animals.......they're delicious!
I love animals...they taste great!
I love animals...they're delicious!
I love animals; I've been arrested fer it 7 times. - Geco
I love any airplane beginning with a "B" as in Boeing 7xx
I love art. That's why I didn't draw anything. - Calvin, Wayside School
I love babes!  Quark
I love being a Rocker! I love it! - New Rocker Leif Cassidy
I love being a Turtle! -- Michelangelo
I love being a firefighter, it takes my mind off common s
I love being a writer . . . what I can't stand is the paperwork
I love being a writer, but I hate the paperwork around it!
I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- Rita Rudner
I love birds.  My favorite is the rosey-breasted pushover.
I love both kinds of music : Country AND Western
I love bunjee jumping ... &lt;splat!&gt;
I love calling here for the 550 conferences
I love cartoons. - Yakko Warner
I love cartoons. -- Yakko
I love cats 'cause they're stranger than I am!
I love cats and cat taglines.
I love cats because they're stranger than I am.
I love cats too..... wanna trade recipes?
I love cats too.; want to trade recipes?
I love cats! Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I love cats, Tom mused.
I love cats, but their little bones get stuck in my teeth.
I love cats, it's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt
I love cats.  On a good night, I can eat 5 or 6 of 'em
I love cats.  They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats. - Beverly
I love cats. Barbecued.
I love cats. Dead ones.
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I love cats. They taste just like chicken.
I love cats. They're pretty good when you add ketchup.
I love cats.. Dead ones
I love cats... especially with ketchup
I love cats... they taste just like chicken
I love cheap romance horror thriller novels. - Dot
I love children - but I couldn't eat a whole one
I love children!  They taste just like chicken!
I love children! They taste like chicken and go good with broccoli!
I love children--but I couldn't eat a whole one.
I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
I love children.  They taste like chicken.
I love children. Pass the salt
I love children; I just don't think I could eat a whole one
I love contradictions.  Don't you hate them too?
I love cooking my children and leaving out commas
I love cooking my children and leaving out commas. --Stephen Fry
I love cooking other peoples' children and leaving out commas
I love cooling down with a COOL drink - Coca-Cola, the REAL thing!
I love cows!
I love cows! They turn into great steaks
I love cricket - You should see my overnight stand!
I love criticism as long as it's unqualified praise.
I love criticism just so long as it is unqualified praise
I love crossword puzzles, said Tom, cryptically
I love dancing and throwing parties. - Real live resume statement
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
I love dinosaurs, good men, & other fantasy creatures.
I love dinosaurs, sensible liberals, and other fantasy creatures.
I love dogs & cats. I love pussies even more!
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.  It's a rat with a thyroid problem
I love dogs....with beans and gravy and
I love doing that to her!
I love dragons, good women, & other fantasy creatures
I love each of my loaves - Mike as bread man
I love each of my loaves. -- Mike Nelson
I love eating crow, Tom said ravenously.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine
I love fine tuning programs.
I love flying my computer, too!
I love getting books in the mail.
I love happy endings - Crow sarcastically
I love happy faces! Don't you?
I love hidden taglines
I love him even more than my fodder or mudder-Frank sings
I love him, Odo.--Kira Nerys
I love hockey, said Tom puckily.
I love holodecks.  How else could I go to church?  - Guinan
I love how all girls a move dem body! - Reel 2 Real
I love humanity ... it's people I can't stand
I love it here ......NOT!
I love it when I'm sick.  I get to catch up on my echoes.
I love it when a plan comes together!
I love it when a plan comes together! - Hannibal Smith
I love it when a pun comes together!
I love it when a tagline comes together.
I love it when an assimilation comes together. - The Borg Team
I love it when he talks like this! - Peter Caine
I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg
I love it when we drive Cloyd 
I love it when you dBase me!
I love it when you talk dirty!!
I love it when you turn...your...modem..on..!
I love it when you're nasty, Spiral. Keep it up. - Mojo
I love it!  Bowling for buzzards! -- Pumba
I love it!  Consider it...STOLEN!
I love it! Anything gets me going really... -- Karen
I love it! Bowling for buzzards! - Pumba
I love it! Consider it...STOLEN!
I love it.  Look!  Larry's corneas are bleeding!
I love kids!  But I don't think I could eat a whole one
I love kids! Tastes like Chicken! -Dalhmer.....and Jackson
I love kids.............PARBOILED.......W.C. Fields
I love kitty's.. May I stroke your pussy???
I love leaving evidence of my stupidity for others... =)
I love mangling metaphors before breakfast.
I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Schulz
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt
I love mankind.  It's the people I can't stand.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. - Charles Schultz
I love marijuana, YOU love marijuana, WE love marijuana TOO. (c)
I love medicine. Bashir
I love men!  But then again...I love women too! :)
I love most animals... they're DELICIOUS!
I love movie lines for Taglines
I love mucking about in boats"--Dr Who-The Talons of Weng-Chiang
I love my 286!.. and those kind men in the coats..HAAHEEHOOO!!
I love my Sysop.
I love my Teddy.
I love my XT.. like a pet rock.
I love my attitude problem.
I love my blow-up doll, so, Bring out those cameras, please
I love my boyfriend, but I trust my cat.
I love my cable. It's my bestest friend that isn't alive. - Anna S
I love my cats. They make excellent Dog Toys!!
I love my computer. It's made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@
I love my country (with certain specific exceptions).
I love my country bubkin!
I love my country but I fear my government.
I love my country but am embarassed by my government.
I love my country but fear my government!
I love my country, and respect its government.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials and feminists.
I love my country, but I fear elected officials, the judiciary and feminizts.
I love my country, but fear it's government!
I love my country, but hate the criminals in my government
I love my country.  I just fear my government!
I love my country. I FEAR my government
I love my country; the other fellow loves his!  No *bashing*!
I love my dead Greek son! -- Joel Robinson
I love my family!
I love my girlfriend, but I trust my DOG.
I love my government, but fear my Kountry. - Hillbillary
I love my job -- it's the only place where I get enough sleep.
I love my job!  Do you?
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my
I love my job, it' s the work I hate
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
I love my job...It's the work I can't stand.
I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends. - Janet Sorensen
I love my little Blonde wife Tonya, sez Don Rutter
I love my meat tender and flesh -er fresh.
I love my mom.....and you can to for just $15.
I love my new Bionic Woman SLASH Bionic Man noises - Crow
I love my new Bionic Woman/Bionic Man noises.  Crow T. Robot
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
I love my world band receiver!
I love myself, I want you to love me --Divinyls
I love nature in spite of what it did to me,,,
I love netmail: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love netmail: All the social dynamics of pre-school!
I love ninjas.  They're wacky.  The Tick
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex, it's the phone bill I hate.
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I can't stand.
I love oral sex. It's the phone bill I hate.
I love pancakes, said Tom flippantly.
I love paying taxes. It feels so good when I stop.
I love peace and quiet.  Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
I love percussion instruments, said Tom symbolically.
I love pigeons!  .....But they still taste like Chicken!
I love pigeons. Tastes like chicken with a twang.
I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.
I love politics: All the social dynamics of kindergarten!
I love reading Moby Dick, said Tom superficially.
I love reading and replying to messages
I love real life... it's so unreal!!!
I love rubber & latex
I love running Windows!  NOT!
I love sex - I just wish I had someone to share it with
I love sex on TV ... I have a 52 inch RCA!
I love sex with blondes, but my wife doesn't appreciate it
I love sex with blonds but my boyfriend hates it
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate it.
I love sex! It's free, good exercise and don't require special shoes
I love sex-It's free and doesn't require special shoes.
I love sidekicks. They do all the painful stuff.  Garfield
I love smurfs.  They're delicious,if ya skin'em right.
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - President Gerald Ford
I love sports. Whenever possible, I always watch the Canucks on radio
I love spotted owls... battered and deep fried in coconut oil!
I love standards, there are so many of them!
I love supercomputers! giggled Tom crayzily.
I love surprises as long as I'm ready for them.
I love taglines
I love talking to people with problems. - Geneva
I love that ceremony...--Dex
I love that eating the dead rugby players story. - Jabberwok
I love that series too, but that is the only tagline I have.
I love the "Crack of Dawn." She's sweet!
I love the Dodgers.  Its the draft dodgers I hate.
I love the English.  *Wonderful* manners.  Winchester (sarcastic)
I love the FidoNet! - Anna Steven
I love the Net!
I love the Stones.  I watch them whenever I can.  Fred, B
I love the Stones...     Fred, Barney, Wilma
I love the Totalitarian Right.  They make great targets!
I love the concept of "men." It's the reality I have trouble with
I love the crunch of your hair - Tom
I love the crunch of your hair...  Tom Servo
I love the dead. Their blueing flesh for me to hold. - A. Cooper
I love the dodgers, Oliver said artfully.
I love the feel of the whip in my hand.  Life is good. - Catwoman
I love the law of the jungle "EAT OR BE EATEN"
I love the light that brings a smile across your face
I love the nightlife! -- Dracula
I love the one who loves money & work more than Me
I love the sight of new taglines in the morning
I love the sight of new taglines in the morning
I love the smell after a good chaos storm
I love the smell of ALCos in the morning
I love the smell of E-mail in the morning!
I love the smell of Napalm on a Mormon!
I love the smell of Netmail in the morning!
I love the smell of RAID in the summer!
I love the smell of Taglines in the morning
I love the smell of Technology in the morning!
I love the smell of buring trolls in the morning - Darkwood
I love the smell of burning rubber - Gilles Villeneuve
I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!" -D.Duck
I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder! Daffy Duck
I love the smell of cherries popping in the morning
I love the smell of dragon breath in the morning - Tom
I love the smell of echo-mail in the morning
I love the smell of greek fire in the morning! Smells like XPs
I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!
I love the smell of jet feul in the morning!
I love the smell of methanol in the morning!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!  Smells like......napalm.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like burnt fanboys
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"
I love the smell of napalm in the morning...   Smells like victory
I love the smell of napalm.....anytime !
I love the smell of palms in the morning.  It smells of...EASTER !
I love the smell of recipes in the morning
I love the smell of taglines in the morning.
I love the smell of testosterone in the morning!!
I love the sound deadlines make as they rush by!
I love the sound of a bilabial fricative in the morning.
I love the sound of silence. Say what's on your mind.
I love the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
I love the way you talk...and I would love to make you "tingle".
I love the way your fowl little mind works! - Jafar
I love the whirling of the dervishes.
I love the women's movement especially when walking behind them!
I love the women's movement when I am walking behind it
I love the women's movement... especially when walking behind
I love this country, but we have some of the stupidest people here
I love this echo... echo... echo
I love this game!
I love this job - Scully
I love this nation, but we have some of the stupidest people here.
I love this new mail reader with the auto reply feature!
I love this offline stough!
I love this show. I watch it every week. - The Tick
I love this technical talk.
I love this time of night. - Ivanova
I love this time, the in-betweens, the calm inside me
I love this wind breaker so much - Crow as emotional kid
I love this!  Bowling for buzzards! - Pumbaa
I love those little things that you do.
I love those taglines... - Anna Steven
I love to cook!  I love to eat!  I hate to wash DISHES!
I love to doubt as well as know. - Dante
I love to eat especially if my supper was once moving around.
I love to feel where words come from
I love to hear that Dyna-mo Humm!
I love to mark sad faces in fair weather
I love to play with radioactive waste, Tom said glowingly
I love to say "da da."
I love to see a strong man take charge... Now do what I say! Hoolihan
I love to slide and stroke. Need a helping hand?
I love to smoke.  I'm up to 45 packs a day. -- Leary
I love to snatch kisses!  (Did I say that right?)
I love to work on computers! Pass me the hammer.
I love toxic waste.
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar
I love trebles (with mustard and mayonnaise)
I love trying to make insects fly, said Tom flippantly.
I love twits, Twits love me, we have Twits from sea to sea.
I love underwater love scenes - Tom as leech attacks
I love unicorns, good men and other fantasy creatures.
I love watching Full House! @!#$&$ NO CARRIER
I love water. I think I love it TOO much - Mike
I love women....I'm just not sure if I could eat a whole one!
I love work. I could sit and watch it all day.
I love work; I can sit and watch it for hours.
I love working on computers ... hand me the axe, please.
I love working on computers ... hand me the hammer.
I love working on computers!  Hand me the hammer, please
I love working on computers... hand me the axe, please.
I love you
I love you Deanna, now if she was just here
I love you Mary Jane
I love you Mary Jane; she nevah complains. - Cypress Hill
I love you So Much,  ...When Your Far Far Away
I love you guys - Frank to Mike & Bots
I love you like you are my own brother. (Cain)
I love you man!.......NO, you can't have my Pentium Pro.
I love you more than anything in this world.  I don't expect that will last. -- Elvis Costello
I love you more today than yesterday: Yesterday you really got on my nerves.
I love you most of all, my favorite vege-table.
I love you most of all, my favorite vege-table.
I love you wind breaker. Do you love me? - Crow
I love you you love me Homosexuality
I love you!  My little ice-ceam bar! --Ren
I love you! You love me! And we know we hate Barney!
I love you, Brother. Lore
I love you, I'm crazy about you. What was your NAME again?
I love you, Mary Jane. --Cypress Hill
I love you, Nerys. Wanna go out with me? - Jake Sisko
I love you, You Love me, Love ma sam, Wo love ma hie
I love you, You love me, Barney will make good STP.
I love you, You love me, I will SHOOT your family. --BARNEY.
I love you, You love me, we're as Gay as we can be.
I love you, and you love me. Barney gave me H-I-V
I love you, but I hate you. I feel just the opposite.
I love you, hey! Kid don't shoot me!pop,pop,pop!!!
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft
I love you, you love &lt;BOOM!!!!!&gt;
I love you, you love *BOOM!*
I love you, you love me
I love you, you love me  pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee.
I love you, you love me (don't tell Mom and Dad)...UNCLE BARNEY.
I love you, you love me ... pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee
I love you, you love me(don't tell Mom & Dad) - Uncle Barney
I love you, you love me, Barney ate my fa-mi-ly
I love you, you love me, Barney can go {censored} a tree. :)
I love you, you love me, Barney gave me H-I-V.
I love you, you love me, Barney is as dumb as he can be.
I love you, you love me, Barney will be STP
I love you, you love me, I will SHOOT your family.
I love you, you love me, I will eat your family. --Barney.
I love you, you love me, don'tcha want a frontal lobotomy?
I love you, you love me, homosexuality. - That boy on Barney.
I love you, you love me, let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, let's just hang me from a tree  :-)
I love you, you love me, lets all hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love me, pedo-bestiality.
I love you, you love me, pretend I'm not pre-da-to-ry.
I love you, you love me, soon you'll be machinery. --- Barney of Borg
I love you, you love me, toddler bestiality
I love you, you love me, we're a happy Borg entity.
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family
I love you, you love me, we're as Gay as we can be.
I love you, you love me, we're in need of therapy!
I love you, you love me, yo'll be collective family. Barney of Borg.
I love you, you love me, you will be assimilated easily
I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. - Barney of Borg
I love you, you love me...
I love you, you love me... ARGH! &lt;BANG&gt;
I love you, you love me...pe-do-bes-ti-al-i-teee ...
I love you, you love meLets hang Barney from a tree.
I love you, you love...huh huh...let's burn something...
I love you.  Repeat it please. - Moneypenny (Y.O.L.T.)
I love you.  You love me.  Let's hang Barney from a tree
I love you. I can love you! - Spock to Leila Kalomi
I love you. You love me. Barney wrecked my sanity.
I love you. You love me. Let's hang Barney from a tree.
I love you. You love me. Soon you'll be machinery! --Barney of Borg.
I love you... You love me? Great! Let's go eat my family!
I love you... you love me... Homosexuality
I love you............... Dipped in chocolate!
I love you.....I know
I love you..you love me..soon you'll be machinery.. --Barney of Borg
I love you.You love me.Soon you'll be machinery:Barney/Borg
I love youDipped in chocolate!
I love your approach.  Lets see your departure.
I love your curves....Kiss it. - Bill Clinton to Paula Jones
I love your organization - the only thing I question is your purpose.
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
I love your plan Hillary, but @#$% NO CARRIER
I love your plan Hillary, but ^&*&*NO CARRIER
I love your postings. Someday I intend to read them
I love youyou love meHomosexuality...
I love |=/////&gt;ing blondes, but my girlfriend doesn't appreciate it.
I love... little baby ducks! -- TV's Frank
I love...baby ducks! - TV's Frank sings
I loved Larry the Lobster, he was delicious!
I loved her butt I left her behind.
I loved her in the thing I saw her in.. - Brad Goodman
I loved her so much that I put her on a pedal stool.
I loved it. It was much better than 'Cats'. I want to read it again and again
I loved my cat!  Tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
I loved my last girlfriend but my compressor couln't take it anymore.
I loved not yet, yet I loved to love. -- St. Augustine
I loved that face. -- Dr. Soong
I loved the part where the whole family disemboweled themselves
I loves my freewear gramer checker I is downlooded.
I lurk quietly and carry a Big Red Switch
I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
I lurnt tu reed and rite bi corespondense"
I luuuuuuve horse manure. (Elaine)
I luv Cats! A little "A-1" and some rice and gravy
I luv H ( . ) ( . ) T E R S !
I luv it when you land in here with a thud!!!!
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I m Cosmo uv Borg. Intelijens iz irelivint.
I m hukd on foniks.  Iz ther a suport grup I can joyn?
I ma 86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close
I madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
I made French toast, my tongue got caught in the toaster!
I made a Freudian slip at least sex times today
I made a boomerang to hunt wild animals.  Tom Servo
I made a killing in the stockmarket. I shot my broker.
I made a killing on the market today. I shot my broker
I made a lot of mistakes back then. - Sisko
I made a mental note . . . but I forgot where I put it!
I made a mental note and forgot where I put it
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
I made a mental note, but I forgot where I put it.
I made a mental note, lost my mind; Lost note!
I made a mistake once; for a moment I thought I was wrong
I made a mistake, but it was only one insulated isodent.
I made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply reads - bugger
I made a note in my diary. It simply reads - 'Bugger.'
I made a note in my diary. It simply reads, "Oh, bugger"
I made a wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra
I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
I made coffee so strong it woke up the neighbors
I made enough profit for the both of us. -- Rom
I made french toast, my tongue got caught in the toaster!
I made it Foolproof, but they made better Fools!
I made it foolproof and they started making better fools!
I made it foolproof, but they're making better fools.
I made it foolproof.  Now they are making better fools!
I made it through another month without getting a spike in my head!
I made millions in software, then lost it at the track.. ack!
I made my fortune selling crab grass seed
I made pudding in a skull - Mike as Mongol messenger
I made so much money betting on Democrats that I became a Republican
I made that part of the program bullet proof, but not 2 X 4 proof!
I made the TAGLINES...Therefore I AM!
I made this
I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal
I made this tagline and I'm PROUD!
I made those crop circles with a Volkswagen Thing
I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. - Steven Wright
I made you FAMOUS
I made you FAMOUS..........................
I made you a vow.
I made you powdered donut pancake surprise.- Ms Cartman, South Park
I made you, and I can break you just as easily! --Frank N Furter
I made you...and I can break you just as easily. -- Frank
I made your father and I broke him. - Walter
I made-for-TV love you - Crow
I made-for-TV love you! -- Crow T. Robot
I made.........a leap of faith. - Data
I made...a leap of faith - Data
I mailed it to you again, Tom said resentfully
I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive
I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive for scientific research. - Albert Einstein
I majored in Calcium Anthropology in College. It's the study of Milkmen
I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
I make *serious* coffee.  Its so strong it wakes up the neighbors.
I make a Finagle's Folly that's known from here to Orion. McCoy
I make art until somebody dies. - The Joker
I make coffee nervous -Nora Ephron
I make everybody happy!! Some when I arrive, Some when I leave!!
I make it a practice never to make a positive statement!
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people
I make life and death decisions every day. EHMP
I make lousy coffee. That's why I put beer in it
I make love, not war!..... Wow, that's a blast from the past, isn't it
I make more money tonight than you've ever dreamed of. - V.Femmes
I make my own reality
I make my own reality.....
I make my own water. Two glasses of H, one glass of O
I make my programs fool proof. Foolish though
I make no terms.  I accept no compromises
I make passes at women who wear glasses
I make serious coffee. Its so strong it wakes the neighbors
I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically - s.w.
I make wine out of raisins so it's aged automatically... - S. Wright
I managed to get a chile crop from muskeg.
I manufacture those store tabletops, said Tom counterproductively
I march to the beat of a dead drummer.
I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
I married a bad girl but she went good on me.
I married a nun: nun in the morning, nun at night
I married a virgin; I can't stand criticism
I married below my standards - all women do.  Nancy Astor
I married beneath me - all women do.
I married beneath me.  All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor
I married better than my wife did.
I married him.  I never dated him.   Beatrice Arthur
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up. - Barbara Bush
I may RISE today, but I refuse to SHINE !!!
I may already have won $10,000,000.
I may already have won $100 million!
I may be 35, but I feel like a 13 year old. (Michael J.)
I may be SynThetic,  But, ...I'm not sutpid.
I may be a Dabo girl, but I'm not nearly THAT promiscuous. - Anna S
I may be a SHEEPLE but I'm not going to get fleeced by William Cooper!
I may be a Son of a Bitch...but I'm the pick of the litter!!
I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a GREEDY craven little coward
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde. - Patricia Neill
I may be a schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be a scwuwwy wabbit, but *I'm* not going to Alcatraz! - E. Fudd
I may be a snot, but I'm a charming snot.
I may be a stranger to you. However, I'm a perfect stranger.
I may be an idiot, but indeed I am no fool. - Men at Work
I may be anal, but I *do* have my limits. :-)  M. Pollard
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
I may be as thick as a whale omelette-Prince George
I may be bald, but you're ugly and I can buy a toupee.
I may be chasing an untamed ornithoid without caus
I may be colorblind, but its clear I'm wearing a dress
I may be crazy but I have a good time
I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you
I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.
I may be disturbed, but I AM happy
I may be down, but I ain't out and I'm still - the best at what I do.
I may be dumb but I ain't stupid
I may be dumb, but I'm not THAT stupid!
I may be easy, but I'm not cheap!
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
I may be fat, but you are ugly - I can lose weight!
I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can go on a diet!
I may be fat, but you're ugly. I can lose weight
I may be fat, but your ugly, and I can always diet.
I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
I may be from Kansas but I'm not _that_ corny! - Clark Kent
I may be funny, but looks aren't everything
I may be getting "OLDER", but I refuse to "GROW UP"!
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
I may be going to Hell in a Bucket, But at least I'm enjoying the Ride
I may be gone tomorrow, but that won't mean I wasn't here today.
I may be gross and perverted obsessed and deranged
I may be lost, but I am making good time!
I may be lost, but I'm way ahead of schedule.
I may be more of a romantic than some of you, so feel free to throw up if you have to
I may be old but I got ALL my hair!
I may be on drugs, but I'm as normal as anyone else! - Cate Vanicek
I may be paranoid, but it doesn't mean they aren't out to get me
I may be paranoid...but they still want to take my guns!
I may be persuing an untamed ornithod without cause.
I may be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without due cause -Data
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I may be slow, but I'm expensive.
I may be slow, but I'm thorough. - BJ
I may be small, but I never forget. - Nicknak (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
I may be strange, but around here who will notice?
I may be stupid, but I'm being read by YOU.
I may be stupid, but I'm certainly good looking!
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than @FN@!
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am *NOT* insane! - Riker
I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane! - Will Riker
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid - Bishop
I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. &lt;Bishop&gt;
I may be twisted, but at least I'm honest about it! - Mike A
I may be ugly, but at least I'm dumb.
I may be weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
I may be wrong, but I am never in doubt
I may be wrong, but I'm certain. - Friday
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may be wrong, but I'm not uncertain. - Glory Road"
I may be young, but definitely not a whipper snapper!
I may die, but I will not go down easily. -- Sheridan
I may drink a lot but I always know the way to go home - drunk!
I may even have to deny saying that!
I may fall once, but not twice.
I may flirt with insanity, but I have no plans to consummate!
I may get a Pullet Surprise for this post.  Right?
I may get a new computer...this one makes too many mistakes!
I may get to work late, but I make it up by leaving early.
I may growl, but I never bite. (Unless asked, of course.) - D. Wolf
I may have a few
I may have been born at night, but it wasn't LAST night!
I may have been born yesterday, but at least I went shopping.
I may have more guns than I need, but not near as many as I want
I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
I may have no morals, but I've got high standards
I may have settled in shipping.
I may have taught you everything *you* know, but I haven't taught you everything *I* know
I may have taught you everything YOU know, but I haven't taught you
I may have to buy a new computer, this one makes too many mistakes
I may have to moderate *HIM*!!!
I may just register this off-line reader.
I may kid around about drugs, but really, I take them seriously. -- Doctor Graper
I may know the answer @F, as long as you ask the right question
I may know what I am talking about?
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
I may make mistakes,but being wrong isn't 1 of them.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
I may not agree with what you are saying, but I won't stomp your head for saying it.
I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so.  :)
I may not agree with you, but I defend my right to tell you so.  :)
I may not always be perfect but I'm always me.
I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. --Sam Goldwyn
I may not always be right, but I'm always sure
I may not always be right, but I'm always sure
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong!
I may not always be right...but I am NEVER wrong!
I may not always be right; but I am never wrong!
I may not answer just yet...but I always listen -God
I may not be Politically Correct but I am anatomically correct.
I may not be Spock, I am not a Vulcan, but I am not _stupid_.
I may not be a smart man but I know what love is -- Gump
I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position
I may not be as smart as you, but I know ugly when I see it
I may not be exceptional, but at least I'm not you
I may not be honest, but I'm 100% American!
I may not be perfect but I'm all I got.
I may not be perfect, but I'm always me.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be politically correct but I am anatomically correct
I may not be right, But I'm LOUD!
I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb
I may not be stupid, but I'm certainly good-looking!
I may not be the world's greatest lover, but number seven's not bad.  -- Allen
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent -- Ashleigh Brilliant
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I may not be totally perfect, but some parts are OK.
I may not catch a lot of fish, but I show the worms who's boss!
I may not have an instinct for business. Nog
I may not have the X - Files Scully, but I still have my work - Mulder
I may not jump very high, but I've got *incredible* "hang-time"!
I may not know all about Blue Wave, but I'm learning fast!-BB
I may not look stupid, but that doesn't mean I'm NOT!
I may not make much sense, but I like pizza.
I may not totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent
I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to the death
I may reek a bit of the sewer - Mulder to Scully
I may rise but I refuse to shine.
I may spend the night in serious injury - Crow
I may spout nonsense, but, dammit, I believe in it!
I maybe fat, but your ugly - and I can lose weight!
I maybe small, but I'm built like a cuisienart - Tom
I mean *LINES*, ducky.  Can you handle lines?
I mean an...intimate...friendship.--Dax to Odo
I mean it, there are some things you've *got* to know. - Sisko
I mean that from the heart of my bottom. - 3rd Rock
I mean that from the heart of my bottom. - Dick, 3rd RftS
I mean, *I* know your talented. O'Brien
I mean, Bud's room is a mess - rubber body parts everywhere
I mean, I'm up for it if you are. - Sheridan
I mean, how lame can you get?
I mean, if you drop a rock on the Mac from the roof, it'll probably break, too. Does that prove anything? --Unknown
I mean, it's BOLD! - Crow
I mean, it's BOLD! -- Crow T. Robot
I mean, look at this man. Bashir
I mean, this is cruel and unusual punishment! - Q
I mean, whatever happened to 'trust no-one', Mulder? - Scully
I meant "Rope us some fillies" in the strict Biblical definition
I meant It, There's one in every crowd, Tag? You're "it"!
I meant a *Miller* Lite!!:  Joan d'Arc
I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
I meant someone else. - Mike
I meant that you were a bit cruel and evil even for a Dire Wolf! - TEQ
I meant to pay this year's dues, Tom remembered.
I meant to say it should be hauled away AS garbage! Korax
I meant to say, stick a pick axe through your spinal column! - Vyvyan
I meant to say, what's this fish doing in my bed?
I meant what I said --- I think.
I medicate, therefore who am I?
I memorized that thing from Hame-let - Crow as dumb girl
I mentioned my "Hard drive" and she giggled expectantly.
I merely attach meaning to what liberals do. -Rush
I met Elvis + lived
I met Superman once.  He had a firm handshake. -- Mr. E
I met a friend made up of fur & fuzz - TV's Frank sings
I met a hold-up man. He sells suspenders.
I met a subliminal advertising exec but only for a second
I met a traveller from an antique land
I met a wonderful man - he's fictional but you can't have everything.
I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything. -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
I met her at Macy's.  She was shopping... I was putting Slinky's on the escalator. - Steven Wright
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba... * - Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader
I met the Living Belly of Doom - and lived!
I met the Surgeon General - he offered me a cigarette !
I met the girl of my dreams and didn't have the bar fine.
I met the surgeon general.  He offered me a cigarette! - Dangerfield
I met the surgeon general.  She offered me a cigarette!
I met your parents yesterday: they're pretty nice GUYS!
I mever nake a nistake. Well, almost mever.
I mever nake nistakes... Well, alnost mever!
I mi konja za trku imamo
I might as well be wearing a dress! - Watch it, bub. - Klinger
I might as well cross the border, I'm already over the edge
I might as well excerise, I'm in a bad mood anyway. -  Arnold Schwarzenegger
I might ask the same of you...  &lt;grin&gt;  - Anna Steven
I might be dangerous. - The Tick
I might be free, but where would I be if I didn't love you.
I might be lost but I'm making good time.
I might be weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
I might bend.....but I'll never break!
I might even plant a fig tree. A man's entitled to that, isn't he?
I might have better luck if we towed it into the Docking Ring. - Dax
I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Rogers
I might have programmed my VCR incorrectly, I'd better go
I might have to 'off' him - Crow sings
I might have to move
I might look idle, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy
I might take this opportunity to remove my ears. - Picard
I might want to have had children one day. - Rik, The Young Ones
I might've iced her myself
I might've iced her myself... -- Mike Nelson
I might've iced her, myself - Mike as little old lady
I might've scanned her a little. -Dick, 3rd Rock from the Sun
I milk cows, said Tom moodily.
I misjudged you, Major. - Odo
I misplaced my dictionary. Now I'm at a loss for words.
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I miss Billy The Kid.
I miss Rush Limbaugh. But with this laser sight
I miss company,conversation.Even an alien would be welcome.-Balok
I miss him! - Wakko
I miss my Ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
I miss my Mother-In-Law -- but my aim is getting better!
I miss my bionic sounds - Tom
I miss my bionic sounds...  Tom Servo
I miss my ex-boyfriend but my aim's improving!
I miss my ex-husband....but my aim is improving.
I miss my ex-wife - but my aim is getting better!
I miss my ex-wife...but my aim is improving!
I miss my friend, the spider!! - Rhonda Lang
I miss my mother so much.  She was like a mother to me!
I miss my old chair -- Kirk
I miss my spur noises - Dr. F as barefoot cowboy
I miss my spur noises...  Dr. Forrester
I miss my teddy bear.  Would you sleep with me?
I miss my teddybear - will you sleep with me?
I miss my wife - but my aim is getting better
I miss text-advenutures!!!
I miss the "old timers" who are gone.
I miss the dinosaurs
I miss the way Bart would say something, and then say 'dude'. - Marge
I miss you guys too... and all your lovely lipsticks... - Avery
I missed Geco at Coffee Clutch, tomorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I missed being god by one vote!  -Odin
I missed my Caps Lock by Abduction, now i have to be in Juhla!
I missed my Mom . . . then I reloaded
I missed my cat...but this new laser sight will help!
I missed my exit on the information superhighway!
I missed my girlfriend... Then I reloaded
I missed several days of echomail.  Sorry
I missed that subtle insult!
I missed the moderator.   I'll aim better next time
I missed the old Moderator, but then reloaded!
I missed this bit...would you mind explaining it again??
I missed with a natural 20?
I missed you!  I'll aim better next time
I missed you, I'll take better aim next time!
I missed you, too Studmuffin!
I mist that, could it be repeated?
I mistruct all systemizers and I avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Nietzsche
I mixed the water. I drank the water
I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!
I modem down but they grew back.
I modem, but they grew back.
I monkied and didn't watch what I was REALLY doing !
I most certainly am not a nun..  -Quickling
I mount my horse
I move for no man! - The Black Knight
I moved to Vegas 'cause you don't have to shovel heat!
I muddled get my words sometime up!
I muktitask... I read in the bathroom
I multi-task!  I read in the bathroom!
I multitask! Read in the WC.  On the Internet artsmall@logical.net
I multitask, I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard.
I multitask.  What it is, Mama!..  I eyeball in de bathroom.  Yo' Man!!
I multitask. I read in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read at the toilet
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I multitask......I play with my calculator in the bathroom
I multitask...I read on the toilet
I murdered my Evil Twin and ate him. With a nice Liebfraumilch.
I must admit Commander, I didn't think you would be so...personable
I must admit I'm having a tough time with your theory. - Sisko
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly
I must admit she likes me, but hey, can you blame her
I must admit that stings! - Frank w/dino in pants
I must admit that stings! -- TV's Frank
I must admit the thought has occured to me...  Q
I must admit to being as flabbergasted as you are. -- The Doctor
I must admit, Data.  I never get used to seeing you like this
I must apologise for the distress call. Lurry to Kirk
I must apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.  "What?"
I must arange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo - Goldfinger
I must attend my flock, Tom said sheepishly
I must attend my flock, said Tom sheepishly.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I must be Bad and all things left!!
I must be a Rare in Taglines: The Gathering d;-) - Quickling
I must be a Taoist:  everyone keeps telling me I'm in the Way
I must be a sex object I say SEX? she objects!!!
I must be a sex object.  I say Sex? and she objects.
I must be a sex object... I say SEX? she objects!!!
I must be a sex object:  I say "Sex?"; she objects.
I must be bored!!! I replied to this message!!!!
I must be brief, I'm going to explode soon.
I must be cruel, only to be kind.&lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I must be cruel, only to be taglined.  Tagspeare, Hamlet
I must be dead, I speak but nobody hears me! - Al Bundy.
I must be dreaming! Bitchin'. - Tetsuo
I must be living correctly to be so......so blessed! - Quark
I must be losing my mind. - Don't fight it, Henry. - Hawkeye
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south
I must be on a visit, Tom guessed
I must be out of my mind.  Picard
I must be released from my earthly Prison-Amanda Krueger
I must be using the wrong kind of hammer for this screw
I must be years ahead of my time.  &lt;Calvin&gt;
I must catch up with the others, for I am their leader!
I must confess all i desire is your caress.
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - &lt;Blake&gt;
I must devise a way to raise billions of dollars. -Brain
I must excise that bunion, Tom's doctor said callously.
I must follow the people.  Am I not their leader ? - Benjamin Disraeli
I must follow them I am their leader.
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolcott
I must have  a word with Mr. Barkley. - Worf
I must have a blow-out.  Damn it!  -- Brad Majors
I must have a mind like a steel seive!
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up
I must have a rapier wit; everyone keeps parrying.
I must have died and gone to Hell, because everything looks the same.
I must have divulged too much. -- Father Mulcahy
I must have missed something somewhere along     line
I must have missed your original. Anyway, here's what I have:
I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts.
I must have some rampion or I will surely die!
I must have sucked up a penny. * Kryten
I must hurry for there they go & I'm their leader..Pogo
I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leade
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader
I must know if he's lying. - Kirk on Gary Seven
I must know if she lives or dies, Spock. - Kirk
I must know the truth of the world! Natira
I must not fear, fear is the little death, I must not ...-Peter Puppy
I must not fear. -- Paul Atreides
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings
I must not show weakness. - G'Kar
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul - Calvin
I must of had to much chocolate that day or something. -TamiW
I must of skipped a disk -- My pack hurts.
I must precaution you, that legal trickery is not permitted! - Q
I must protest Captain, I am *NOT* a Merry Man! - Worf
I must protest,  I am NOT a merry man.  - Worf
I must re-evaluate. Nomad
I must remind myself to think bad thoughts.
I must remove that bunion, Tom said callously
I must remove that bunion, the doctor said callously.
I must save that recipe.....I may need it someday!
I must say I don't think much of your welcome. Kirk
I must say that's a gracious invitation. Kirk
I must say, your's tell a very interesting story, care to share more?
I must seem like a vulture to you. -- Father Mulcahy to Hawkeye
I must stop here - my fingers are hoarse
I must take my own life - Tom the Dungeonmaster
I must warn you. I got a weird scene going here - Mike
I must work the works of Him that sent me, while it is day. John 9:4
I must! I must! I must increase my bust! - Joel chants
I must've configured my comm ports incorrectly - Crow
I must've left my tagline in my other pants
I musta drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers. Forrest Gump
I musta drank me about fifteen Doctor Peppers. -- Forrest Gump
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I mutitask.......I read on the toilet
I muyst think of myself as a member of the crew. Doctor
I my dog
I my dog, my cat, and I don't baby seals. Ha!
I my dog.
I myself don't know much... - The Tick
I myself, here on Earth, might be God. - Heine
I name my wife Chesterfield because her kisses satisfy
I named him "Miles"like the miles of BS I'll shovel to sleep w/you
I named him after his daddy. - Jenny
I named my dog 'Stay'. Calling him was fun. 'C'mere, Stay!'--s.w
I named my pet jellyfish "K-Y"
I narkomani su ljudi,ali nece jos dugo.
I nearly drowned in the Calif. drought of '93.
I nearly got to see Elvis - then my shovel broke !
I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
I nearly smoked my modem. - Kermit
I nearly went out and provided the material for another step 4 and 5.
I need 2 upgrade my Vic-20 to a C= 64 and SOON!
I need 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing sex right about now!
I need CPR...quick, call Dr Bashier!!
I need Concrete evidence that Hoffa is really dead.
I need WHAT for a spell component?!?!
I need WHAT kind of system to run this application???
I need Windows 95 like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs Lorena Bobbitt.
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I need a Doctor for some of my taglines
I need a Latin Bible suitable for reading under water, Tom divulged.
I need a Phillips Screwdriver.  All of mine are Stanley.
I need a Virtual Reality check.
I need a bath.  You have the bridge. -- Troi
I need a beer...A topless waitress would be a bonus
I need a better desciption than that, Mr Kim
I need a big mouth!  I wear a size 11 EEE!!!
I need a bottle adaptor for my lips - Tom
I need a butt-kicker. - Peter to Caine
I need a computer to figure out my computer!
I need a computer. I have to get online.--Johnny
I need a derivative!  I'm a calcaholic!
I need a door.sys version of the RBBS door which works with everything
I need a drink--where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a drink.  Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink. Sheridan And a place to stay. --Frost.
I need a drink. Water, straight up. - Garibaldi
I need a drink...   Where's the SPACE BAR?
I need a fix......where's my Modem?????
I need a flower for my lapel, said Tom lackadasically.
I need a genealogist shovel, to help digggg!!!
I need a good screw!  Preferrably drywall, Philips.
I need a home run hitter he said ruthlessly
I need a hug
I need a hug from someone with "skin on"
I need a hug.
I need a lawyer to protect me from my lawyer.
I need a license for my pet fish Eric.
I need a life. - Charlie
I need a life. :-)
I need a life...my computer has taken mine over
I need a longer extension for my umbilical cord.
I need a love that won't dwive me cwazy - Elmer Cougar
I need a man. And I cannot find one among the law abiding. - Selma
I need a minute - Scully
I need a new Tagline.
I need a new computer.  This one makes too many mistakes.
I need a new tagline file. The old ones were...old
I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps
I need a pencil sharpener
I need a pencil sharpener, said Tom bluntly.
I need a practice target Wesley! * Worf
I need a prison in order to dream of being free. - John Popper
I need a program that prints "hello world"
I need a rock-throwing program for Windows!
I need a slingshot & some rocks.  Gonna hunt me a serpent!
I need a smaller tank top - Tom as bimbo
I need a stunt double!  - - Calvin
I need a volunteer for a business trip. -- Col. Potter
I need a woman SO bad - Mike as priest
I need access to that quarantine car - Fox Mulder
I need accurate, brief, and non-redundant information.
I need all the friends I can get - Quasimodo
I need all the help I can get!
I need an altitude adjustment
I need an easy friend
I need an off-line answering machine.
I need an offline chocolate reader for NESTLE.QWK
I need another hole in my head like I need another hole in my head!
I need another skeptic like I need a hole in the head.
I need better Babylon 5 taglines.
I need cookies!  Cookies! -- Tom Servo
I need deodorant.
I need everything  -  do you have it??
I need hard data - Yar
I need hard data. - Tasha Yar.
I need hard data. -- Yar
I need help with Taglines
I need just enough money to have pizza every night. - Real live resume statement
I need love, an' I need time -Coverdale/Page
I need moral justification?
I need more
I need more laughter, said @FN@, morosely
I need more sub-text - Tom as character recites lines
I need more taglines!
I need more taglines. This one is getting old.
I need more time for books
I need my butt kicked, too, but it would be an all-day job
I need my computer; it keeps me out of the bars!!
I need my love.  Hell, what I need is a sandwich.  - Binky
I need my sci-fi fix
I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head.
I need new taglines!
I need no aid!  Groo is beyond all help!  -Groo the Wanderer
I need no nurse's hand. - Kor to Koloth
I need no nurse's hand. -- Kor
I need not suffer in silence while I can still  moan, whimper and complain
I need not suffer in silence... I can moan, whimper and complain
I need nothing. - Armis Liar! - Troi
I need perspective, colours ran as the images bled.
I need radio tubes and so forth. My hobby. - Spock
I need solid professional help.  Donahue, Oprah, Geraldo. -- Opus
I need solid proof. - Kira
I need some    P A R T Y   T I M E   R I G H T   N O W   ! ! ! !
I need some  P A R T Y   T I M E ! ! ! !
I need some concrete facts that hoffa is dead.
I need some duck tape - my duck has a quack in it.
I need some duck tape.  My duck has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape. My duck has a rip in it!
I need some duck tape. My puter has a QWaK in it.
I need some duck tape. QWK! Help me tape up the moderator!
I need some duct tape.  My duck has a quack in it.
I need some new taglines. This one is getting old.
I need some of my problems to help take my mind off some of others.
I need some time alone with my bread
I need somebody really bad.   Are you really bad?.
I need somebody tonight
I need someone bad ... are you really bad?
I need someone really bad  -  Are you really bad?
I need someone really bad.  Umm...are YOU really bad?
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I need someone to believe in, someone to trust.
I need something to slow me down...  Ramones 
I need something to take for my kleptomania.
I need the mantissa of the logarithm, said Tom characteristically.
I need the number for Doctor Kevorkian. - Asok
I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house. KRAMER
I need thee every hour, most gracious Lord. I need thee, Oh I need thee!
I need therapy.
I need to be born AGAIN?  No, *I* got it right the first time!
I need to be subsidized. - Calvin
I need to break loose and find more comfortable chains.
I need to call 911.  Where's the eleven key?
I need to clear my head, said Tom opaquely.
I need to discuss BUY-BACK PROVISIONS with at least six studio SLEAZEBALLS!!
I need to do more than just wave my hands in the air. - Mulder
I need to drink beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I need to drown my troubles but I can't get @F to go swimming
I need to find a REAL job
I need to find a REAL job.  Londo
I need to find a real job...   Londo Mollari
I need to find a silent place that I can call my own
I need to find the 'ANY KEY' please help
I need to fix this SLMR tagline thing
I need to get a simpler life...or a bigger computer
I need to go and convalesce, said Tom hospitably.
I need to have the batteries replaced in my brain.
I need to import some Taglines.  This is the best I can do, however.
I need to import some taglines. This is the best I can do
I need to kill someone
I need to know I can count on you. Lore
I need to know what's going on, or just blow it off; one of the two.
I need to know, I need to know the truth! - Fox Mulder
I need to know, I need to know, I need to
I need to lose a body.  What's the local number for UPS?
I need to make a difference - Kirk ST:G
I need to marry someone tonight so I can stay in the country....
I need to order a low salt, low fat last meal - Crow T. Robot
I need to put out the Kat said the fireman
I need to put the cat out.. said the fireman
I need to re-think my present career...  Brain, Animaniacs
I need to refresh my stock of sexist taglines
I need to see all your breasts - Mike
I need to see him NOW!  NOW, NOW, NOW, ... * Picard
I need to see my FATHER! I need to see him NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW...-JLP
I need to see the Loan Arranger! Who was that masked man?
I need to see your drivel licence, please.
I need to snack less...I'm getting a tan from the refrigerator
I need to talk to my husband. Eline
I need to talk to somebody really bad.  Are you really bad?
I need to talk to you, sir. - O'Brien2
I need to work on my salesmanship.  - - Calvin
I need warp speed in 3 minutes or we are all dead.
I need you in my quarters, on the double! - O'Brien
I need you like a double hernia. -- Col. Potter to Klinger
I need you no longer, my brother. - Raistlin
I need you to do a security sweep through the Pylons. - Kira
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long TOOL
I need you to remain linked to the others. Lore
I need you, babe
I need you...I cannot bear to lose you-Louis to Claudia-
I need your advice. Then I need a drink
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
I need your clothes, your boots, and your tagline!
I need your help. - Kira
I need...this to make me whole
I needed 30 megs on my HD so I deleted Windows.
I needed a break from the program in order to regurgitate myself
I needed a life.....So I started BBSing
I needed a little quiet - to think.
I needed a supplier....you knew where to procure it.
I neutered my Kat. Now he's a consultant
I never DENY anything
I never DENY anything &lt;G&gt;
I never Metamucil that didn't move me!
I never admit fault.  Never had it, Never will
I never admit faults. People wouldn't believe me anyways.
I never admitted to being an artist.
I never agree with my boss - unless he says something
I never answer letters from large organizations.  Jason Robards
I never apologize. - Shaw
I never argue with fools. People might not know the difference.
I never beamed up 400 tons before. - Scotty
I never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
I never believed in miracles, until I was born.
I never buy books on impulse.  Only on warp.
I never buy books on impulse... I use Warp!
I never buy things on impulse; warp speed is much faster!
I never cared for the sound of being alone. - Diamond
I never cared much for all that show. - Hague
I never choose between two evils. I look at five or six.
I never claimed EVERYTHING I do makes sense, did I?
I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. - Ron Atkinson
I never complete a... I never finish a
I never complete a... I never finish a... - Mike Nelson
I never connected for more than a couple of minutes... - Duckman
I never could best him with a gutari. Londo on Urza
I never could get the hang of Mondays.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays
I never could get the hang of Thursdays--Arthur Dent
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I never could remember punch lines!
I never could say 'no' to you. Nemesis
I never dance on an empty stomach unless it's someone I don't like
I never dared be radical when young. For fear it would make me conservative when old. - Robert Frost
I never dated any carbons, just girls.
I never defile life, Dr., even I.  Palindromic Pig
I never delay for tomorrow the drinking I can do today
I never deny, I never contradict.  I sometimes forget
I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget. - B. Disraeli
I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun. - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
I never did give anybody hell.  I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. -- Harry S. Truman
I never did it that way before.
I never did know when to butt out.  Ivanova
I never did trust this thing in the first place. - McCoy
I never discuss religion, politics or toast.
I never do more than I really need to
I never do things on impulse; warp speed is much faster.
I never doubted that it was the will of the Prophets for a second!
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
I never drink coffee in the morning -- it keeps me up 'till noon!
I never drink unless I'm alone or with @FN@.
I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody.
I never drink wine. -- Dracula
I never drink, unless I'm alone or with someone else.
I never drink... wine. - Dracula
I never eat between meals and snacks.
I never eat chicken with my fingers, Orville clucked
I never eat fast food.  I prefer my food to sit still while I eat it!
I never eat something I cannot identify. -Ramirez
I never exaggerate. I just remember big. --Chi Chi Rodriguez
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. -- Will Rogers
I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away
I never fall asleep driving.  I wake up driving!
I never felt so good in my life.  How about a cigarette?
I never fly with the Buzzards! First Class or Nuthin'!
I never forget - but sometimes I don't remember.
I never forget a face, Mister Chekov isn't it? -- Khan
I never forget a face, but in @F's case I'll make an exception
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.  -- Marx
I never forget a face--even one I've never seen! -Khan
I never forget a face. -- Garibaldi
I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
I never forget a face. Mister...Chekov isn't it? - Khan
I never forget a face.In your case I'll make an exception!
I never forget a girl's body, got a pornographic memory.
I never forget the day I met my wife. God knows, though, I've tried!
I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. - Henry David Thoreau
I never get any either.
I never get any viru%^@#$#!@#
I never get lost because everbody tells me where to go!!!
I never get lost, just momentarily disoriented.
I never get lost, said the pathologist.
I never get tired of hearing about animals.
I never get to do ANYthing.   Simba
I never get to do anything fun.
I never get to do anything fun.  - - Calvin
I never get to do what I want!
I never get to get it!! - Wakko Warner
I never get to get it. - Wacko
I never get to get it. - Wakko Warner
I never get to get it.  Wakko, Animaniacs
I never get to go anywhere. - Simba
I never get to see *anyone* die... - Tom Servo
I never get to see ANYONE die - Tom
I never give anyone hell. I just tell the truth. They think it is hell. -- Harry Truman
I never give up on Dale! - Becci McClain.
I never go into saloons, said Tom dryly.
I never go mad, just into another state of madness
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I never got a job from a poor person.
I never had a friend - Tom
I never had a problem with my sexuality!
I never had a rifle that complained of headaches!
I never had the nerve to make the final cut -Pink Floyd
I never have trouble meeting expenses, I meet them everywhere.
I never heard of a Cardassian court showing mercy. --Odo
I never heard of a sword of party member slaying.
I never hit a deer--unless I intend to eat it. - Drew Carey
I never joke about my work, 007 - Q (Goldfinger)
I never kill anyone at the dinner table - Kurn
I never kill anyone at the supper table.
I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohen
I never killed a man who didn't need it. - Outlaw, Clay Allison
I never kissed anyone inside a nebula before. Kes
I never knew @TOFIRST@ had so many twin sisters
I never knew I could learn so much...now to retain it. - Tick to Neal
I never knew Tiamat had so many twin sisters.
I never knew Zeus was angry at me
I never knew a girl who was ruined by a bad book
I never knew collecting Taglines could be so much fun.
I never knew how much this man's voice annoys me. Sisko
I never knew lasers could be printed.
I never knew that Sysops played with dolls!!!!
I never knew that kind of love until this moment with you.
I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24.
I never knew there were lawyers with morals. -- Al Calavicci
I never knew they had personnal stereos in 1943
I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. Data
I never knew what it meant to be real--Jim Morrison
I never knew what love was 'til I met you
I never knew you had a twin
I never knew; any man in my life who could not bear another's misfortunes perfectly like a Christian. - Alexander Pope
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
I never learned to speak hypothetical
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.-- Mark Twain
I never let nothing define or limit me. - Funboy
I never let school get in the way of my education.
I never let school interfere with my education. (Twain)
I never lie and I'm always right. - George Tirebiter
I never lie nor steal taglines
I never lie nor steal taglines. . . .
I never lie or steal taglines unless it's to my advantage.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! - Geordi LaForge
I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes. -- Geordi
I never lie, I just arrange the truth to fit my perceptions.
I never lie, cheat or steal, unnecessarily
I never liked a man I didn't meet.
I never liked you and I always will. --Sam Goldwyn
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never liked you, and I always will.
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Chakotay -Torres
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Kiefer.
I never lose!  Often run away, but I never lose
I never loved another person the way I loved myself
I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong. -- Lucy Van Pelt
I never make misstakes.
I never make mistakes - once I thought I did but I was wrong.
I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I never make misteaks
I never make misteaks.  What's your beef? -JCF
I never make stupid mistakes.  Only very, very clever ones.
I never make typing miskates
I never meant to bother you. - Dax 2
I never met a Blackbird I didn't like.
I never met a Cardassian I didn't want to shoot. O'Brien as W. Rogers
I never met a Kender I didn't want to kill - Darkwood
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a Library i didn't like.
I never met a Scout I didn't like.
I never met a Window I liked...or one that worked.
I never met a beer I didn't like
I never met a bleeder resistor I could trust!
I never met a cat I didn't like
I never met a cat I didn't like...with some honey mustard.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like Deanna Troy
I never met a chocolate I didn't like!
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.     will rogers
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.  -Troi.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. * Deanna
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. -- Troi
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Deanna.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Troi.
I never met a chocolate I didn't liwas going to procrastinate, but I put it off
I never met a friend I didn't like.
I never met a kid I liked
I never met a lasagna I didn't like!
I never met a lasagna I didn't like! - Garfield
I never met a lawyer that could pass a bar.
I never met a liberal who liked to cut spending
I never met a liberal who liked to cut taxes
I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome
I never met a man I didn't like.  -- Will Rogers
I never met a man I didn't like: a. to cheat. b. at first. c. to avoid. d. better than you. - Robert Byrne
I never met a man I didn't want to fight.  -Lyle Alzado
I never met a man I didn't want to fight. -- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman
I never met a man that I didn't like.
I never met a metacharacter I didn't like.
I never met a missionary I didn't like -- Cannibal Chief.
I never met a moderator who had a brain. Except in a jar!
I never met a nymphomaniac I didn't like
I never met a nymphomaniac... If I had, I wouldn't be here now...
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a sesquipedalian I didn't like.
I never met a tagline I didn't like!
I never met a temptation I didn't like.
I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.
I never metamorphosis who wasn't willing to change.
I never metamucil I didn't like.
I never metaphysics I didn't like.
I never miss Rush Limbaugh! He's far to big a target!
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.	Gore Vidal
I never noted his nose until about six months ago.
I never notice what has been done. I only see what remains to be done. - Madame Curie
I never post off topic.  BTW what is the topic?
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook
I never promised you a prose garden.
I never punched a guy in the brain before! --1963 (comic book).
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them 5 yrs
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. - Samuel Goldwyn
I never question @F about her motives, not even when she turns people into
I never read Taglines! Do you?
I never read a tagline that made any sense...including this one !
I never read any of those books. Kira
I never read other people's mail.
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior. - Katherine Hepburn
I never really appreciated Barbara Bush till Hillary slithered in.
I never really appreciated Rosalyne Carter till Hillary slithered in.
I never really found myself until I lost my mind.
I never receive bills to pay; there's a CRC error in my ZIP code!
I never recognize an opportunity til it ceases to be one.
I never reject undeserved praise
I never repeat gossip, so I'll say this only once
I never repeat gossip.  So listen carefully the first time.
I never reply to PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS.
I never resist temptation because I have found things that are bad for me do not tempt me. - George Bernard Shaw
I never retired. I just did something else. -Doris Day
I never rise above the noise and confusion.
I never rule out sabotage. - Garibaldi
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said I had no idea
I never said I was a brain surgeon.
I never said I'd solve all your problems!
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers are Democrats. --Horace Greeley
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all saloonkeepers were Democrats
I never said it would be easy - I said it would be worth it!
I never said that. - McCoy
I never said the one thing I should have: I love you, Dad. - Franklin
I never said there was an arguement, Lieutenant. Adel Renn
I never sat on a loaf of bread before - Crow
I never saw a Blackbird I didn't like!
I never saw a castle that I didn't like
I never saw a tagline I didn't like.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. - D.H. Lawrence
I never saw any good that came of telling the truth. -- Dryden
I never saw it coming.
I never saw this file before! - O'Brien
I never say anything provocative. --Diefenbaker.
I never say maybe
I never say something I shouldn't.  - Neelix (The Escape)
I never seed a nekkid woman as sexy as my imagination.
I never shoot AT anything ... I simply don't miss
I never shot a child, only the machine gun she carried.
I never should have reconnected his mouth. - McCoy
I never sleep.  I'm attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never sleep. I'm temporarily attention deficient 10 hours a day.
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
I never stare at Major Kira's nose. My gaze is a bit lower down.  :-)
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them. 
I never stole one of your taglines.
I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
I never thought I would love again, until you.
I never thought I would miss Nixon!
I never thought I would say this to you Scully but you smell bad - FM
I never thought I would say this to you Scully but you smell bad - FM
I never thought I'd be an expanding Russian front - Ivanova
I never thought I'd be running from a giant snowflake.
I never thought I'd be saying this to you, but SPOON! - Tick to Arthur
I never thought I'd get in trouble for preparing mutton with a lovely marinade, but I was absolutely lambasted.
I never thought I'd hear a Cardassian say something like that. -Sito
I never thought I'd hear a Cardassian say something like that. -Sito
I never thought I'd miss the Carter Administration.
I never thought I'd say this to you Scully...but you smell bad. - FM
I never thought I'd see you again! - T.Riker
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt- Monty Python
I never thought of that.  What a silly bunt...
I never thought one of the good guys would lose. - Richie
I never thought that you'd lose the light in your eyes -Pink Floyd
I never took Inglish.
I never took the Kobyashi Maru test until now. - Spock
I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. - LBJ
I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. -- Lyndon Baines Johnson
I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of bad taste.  -- Keith Richards
I never use Taglines...well, maybe this time.
I never use the word impossible. -Bryce Lynch
I never use toothpaste. Men shouldn't use cosmetics
I never used to be able to finish anything but now I
I never vote for anyone.  I always vote against.  -- W.C. Fields
I never wake up bitchy, I let her sleep...
I never wake up grouchy.  I always let her sleep.
I never wake up grumpy. I let her sleep!
I never wanna see another rock.
I never wanted this for you. - Don Corleone to Michael
I never wanted to be a man.  I feel sorry for them. &lt;Glenn Close&gt;
I never wanted to be anything but an engineer.  -Scotty
I never wanted to collect cards. I always wanted to be .. a lumberjack!
I never wanted to harm you.--Odo
I never watch "Sesame Street." I already know most of that stuff. --George Carlin
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I woke up with a few.
I never work better than when I am inspired by anger. - Martin Luther
I never worked a day in my life.  It's all been fun
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.   --Mae West
I never worry, now that is a lie. 
I never worry, now that is a lie. 
I never would have guessed!
I never would have opend up, but you seemed so real to me
I never! You should, it's fun. - Slappy
I nkhat my ylkcu rtsas I'm nto urtitspsiuose.
I no longer fear reality; I've had all my shots
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed
I no longer suffer from 'immaculate depressions'.
I no longer treasure life, not even my own. Karidian
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day
I no wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard
I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child
I not dyslexic am.      Confused just.
I not only campaign, I post on computer networks!
I not only dream in color, I dream in SVGA.
I not only use all the brains I have, but all that I can borrow...Woodrow Wilson
I not what bait you use, it's how you wiggle your worm!
I notice that even Shawn McMahon doesn't claim that
I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho
I notice your oeuvre is monochromatic - Hobbes
I noticed you have a little dog poopie on your shoes.
I now have duties to perform.. correct? - Lore
I now have time for a QWKie
I now know the depths I reach are limitless - NIN
I now return to my regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I nybble often, but rarely byte
I obey the letter of the law, if not the spirit. - Calvin
I object Your Honor, Counsel is winning this case
I object t' sex on television.   I keep fallin' off
I object to all this sex on television!  I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the TV - I keep falling off!
I object to all this sex on the television.  I keep falling off.
I object to having sex on TV.....I keep falling off
I object to intellect without discipline... - Spock
I object to just about anything that is insisted upon
I object to power without constructive purpose. - Spock
I object to sex on T.V...I keep falling off!
I object to sex on television--I keep falling off!
I object to the entire proceeding. Hengist
I obviously have a feeble grasp of Army protocol & procedure. - Mulder
I offer you my most enthusiastic contrufibularities.
I offer you your enemies.
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize.
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation
I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversation. &#8211;George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.  -- G. B. Shaw
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.&lt;Shaw&gt;
I often sleep like a baby. I wake at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00
I oink, therefore I'm ham
I once almost walked along saying Tommie's speech
I once asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife !
I once ate a tagline T-H-I-S big!
I once blasted through a door with a lighning staff
I once bought New Idea, but only for the pictures - Sen
I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
I once found myself in the G.U.E, (Great Underground Empire).
I once hacked a password this big - old hacker tales
I once had Todd Sullivan as a ROOM-MATE! --Dex
I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me?
I once had a girl; or should I say, she once had me. - Lennon/McCartney
I once had a life... now I have the Internet
I once had a nasty turn in a booth. - 007 (L.A.L.D.)
I once had a nasty turn in a booth. - 007 (Live And Let Die)
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. --Eleanor Roosevelt
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once had half a mind left, too! :)
I once had sex with a pregnant woman - and something grabbed my prick.
I once had, what could be considered a 'crisis of the spirit'. -Data
I once heard a duck-tailed platypus quack
I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B. * Kryten
I once let my mind wander and it never came back
I once made a mistake; I thought I was wrong
I once met a Lady that drove me to drink, and I never got to thank her
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time
I once saw Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear."- Fox Mulder
I once saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear
I once saw Macgyver take out a f-18 with a tic-tac
I once saw a 5 bit vacuum-tube computer.
I once saw a bed twenty feet by ten. - Sounds like a lot of bunk to me
I once saw a chorus line of purple wombats... - Garibaldi
I once saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second
I once saw a trinary computer:  lots and lots of twits.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right sid
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up.
I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
I once thought I was indecisive; now I'm not sure
I once took an ad out in the paper - girls are better
I once tried C. I think it's still compiling 'Hello World'.
I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked
I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
I once was a true love of mine.
I once was as you are, but you will never be as I am
I once was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father
I once was lost.. but now I'm a Sysop!
I onda je mudrac rekao:"Nemam pojma".
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free
I only buy those magazines for the articles, honest!
I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!!
I only create zombies during working hours - Crow
I only create zombies during working hours.  Crow T. Robot
I only designed your eyes. You must talk to Tyrell. He designed your mind.
I only do these things to freak you out
I only drink Irish Coffee after 1800 hours.   *O'Brien*
I only drink to forget I drink.
I only drink to make other people interesting.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting. - George Jean Nathan
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I only drive 'em. I dunno what makes 'em go. - Oddball
I only eat 'meat' on days ending in 'y'.
I only eat Chocolate on days that end in "y"
I only expect money and love...in that order
I only fish on days that end with a "y".
I only fly on days that end with "Y"
I only get Newsweek, said Tom timelessly.
I only go to the "MOYAN" cause the director pays me to go there
I only got a C in programming.
I only had tee martoonies.
I only had what was posted, nothing more or less.
I only have a gun because it's hard to shoot without one
I only have a piece of eight, Tom said bitingly
I only have a piece of eight, Tom said bitingly. -John Foster
I only have one recipe. This isn't it though.
I only have one vice, and a good chili-dog is it!
I only have so much brain power I can focus
I only hope I live to save ya.   Timon
I only kill people on days that end with 'y'.
I only know that he who forms a tie is lost. The germ of corruption has entered his soul. - Victory, Joseph Conrad
I only know them from the newpaper comic strips
I only know two tunes.  One is 'Rule Brittania' -- and the other isn't
I only know what I know. - O'Brien
I only know what I read in the papers.  -- Will Rogers
I only lied to you so you would believe me!  -Crystal Morton
I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
I only like two kinds of men:  domestic and foreign. - Mae West.
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
I only like two kinds of men: foreign and domestic. - Mae West
I only make 12 Milion a year. Don't tax it! -- Rush
I only missed it by &lt;------------------------&gt; this much
I only need about 58 characters to put my foot in my mouth. 8]  - MR
I only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
I only open my mouth to change feet
I only open my mouth to switch feet
I only party on days ending in "Y".
I only play with Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y".
I only post provocative taglines because you'll never think, otherwise
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. -- NATHAN HALE
I only reply to people that are worthy, except when I wanna argue.
I only shoot IBM's to put them out of their misery.
I only speak of myself in the third person, he said
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I only stay awake to help pass the time between dreams.
I only steal QUALITY Taglines.
I only think about sex occasionally - when I breathe in
I only throw consecrated snowballs - Calvin
I only throw rocks through windows on my computer.
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!	-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
I only type Blue Wave messages on days that end in "y."
I only use Alta Vista or HotBot. I'm Lykos intolerant
I only use Blue Wave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Bluewave on days that end in y.
I only use Bluewave on days that end with a "Y"
I only use Windows keep watch on the world
I only use YALE graphics.
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
I only used it for Educational purposed y'know!!!!! :)
I only want a couple of computer bits, Tom tasted. -John Foster
I only want one thing, THE BEST!!!
I only wanted to HAVE a child, not marry one
I only wear makeup when I wear a dress - Mike Mills
I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key!
I only wish my mouth had a backspace key!
I only wished we were as well balanced - Riker
I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y"
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I open Windows with a closed mind
I open fire only when the whole windshield is full of the enemy
I opened Windows and a bunch of bugs flew in!
I opened my fortune cookie last night & said "A tagline!"
I opened the Book of Enlightenment and saw only myself! &lt;Cord&gt;
I operate a space bar, Quark said blankly.
I operate a space bar, said Quark, blankly
I operate at a 90 angle to reality
I optimized my Pascal program using low-level C routines!
I order you to undress and show me your thingies.  -Capt. Butt-Head
I order you to undress and show me your thingies. - Butthead to Troi
I order you to undress and show me your thingies. - Capt. Butt-Head
I ordered a chicken and an egg sandwich. The chicken came first.
I ordered boneless baby chicken...and they gave me a hardboiled egg
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla! I screamed
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, I screamed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I ordered chocolate, not vanilla, Tom screamed
I ordered it from the back of _Leotard Legends Monthly_! - The Tick
I ordered you here. Kirk to Gorgan
I organized that big party for the prisoners, Tom confessed.
I ought to cast you out or smite you or something
I oughta hit you more often
I oughta knock you on your ghod damn *ss! --Kirk
I out-stare cats for fun
I outta keep ya locked up at home.
I outta take a can opener to you! - Cook
I owe a duty where I cannot love. -Behn
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
I owe a lot to the boss... ulcers, nausea, feelings of paranoia
I owe him my life a dozen times over. Isn't that worth a career? - Kirk
I owe much; have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
I owe my first born child to Visa.
I owe the government $3400 in taxes.  So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane
I owe the public nothing.   -- J.P. Morgan
I owe you one. Paris
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.
I own 12 cats, I'm a masochist
I own Hell - my wife gave it to me this morning.
I own Hell - someone gave it to me this morning.
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I own a CP/M Machine.. I Don't Do WINDOWS!
I own a Feminazi Trading Card mint set.
I own a Murphy Computer-is that luck or what?
I own a Pentium, 'cause it reboots faster!
I own my own body, but I share.
I own one of the large breeds, a German shepherd-Shetland pony mix.
I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!
I own the erasers for all the golf pencils.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.  Steven Wright
I paid $35 for my cat, and she's given me $5000 worth of enjoyment!
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I paid too much for it, but its worth it.
I paint what I see.  See that dragon over there?
I paint what I see.  You wanna be blue or green?
I paint what I see. See that dragon over there?
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone
I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
I parked my Hard drive, and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
I parked my hard disk; and got a ticket!
I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
I parked my hard-disk and it was towed!
I parked my harddisk - and I got a ticket!
I parked my harddisk now I have a ticket
I particularly like Captain Thanksgiving!  The Tick
I pass wind in your general direction!
I passed Bajoran Diplomacy with high marks for phaser accuracy.
I passed a bluestone last night - Tom on name in credits
I passed my Ethics course, but I cheated on the exam.
I passed my degree, so I'm qualified to be on the dole
I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom readily.
I passed my electrocardiogram, said Tom wholeheartedly
I passed my ethics course!  (I cheated, though)
I passed my ethics course.  I cheated, of course.
I passed my ethics exam. I cheated of course.
I passed my ethics examination.  (I cheated, of course!)
I passed my ethics test today but I cheated.
I passed my urine test!  Hit the bullseye 4 out of 5 times!
I passed the Kobiashi Maru
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time
I peed again! --Sir Robin
I perfected that sound over many, many years of making fun of people
I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy, and expertise. - Real live resume statement
I performed an exorcism today. It seems that a daemon crashed the computer
I personally don't worship at the alter of a balanced budget. - Bonior
I personally just want to see you be you...forget about the rest of it.
I personally will go visit Uncle Lucifer... I don't believe in
I petition the court that my father be committed - Mike
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. --Steven Pearl
I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
I photocopied a mirror.  Now I have another mirror
I photocopied a mirror.  Now I have another photocopier
I pick up Fido from one of the boards I call, but don't post into it.
I pick up a penny. It was somebody's 1.5 cents before taxes.
I pick up my paycheck and pass it on down the line.
I picked 'em myself
I picked a bad day to stop breathing helium.
I picked a bad year to stop sniffing glue
I picked more berries than you did, Tom razzed
I picked the wrong day to give up ampheitimines.
I picked the wrong day to quit drinking.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
I picked up a few more tags; here they are:
I picked up the dice and threw two 6's * Rimmer
I picked up the dice and threw two sixes.      - Rimmer
I pity the father who reunites with his son Jack, only to find out he doesn't know him.
I pity those who are in holy shi...err...matrimony
I pity those who are in holy shi...err...matrimony
I pity you, Captain Merik! Claudius
I pity you. - Darius  Let's not get maudlin. - Xavier St.Cloud
I plan on living forever.    So far, so good.
I plan on living forever. - Riker
I plan to be a late bloomer - it's the only chance I've got.
I plan to be more spontaneous.
I plan to go back in time and kill my own father.
I plan to live forever (or die trying)
I plan to live forever (or die trying)  -- Spider Robinson
I plan to live forever or die trying.
I plan to work for Digital, said Tom, giving me the finger.
I plan to work in a cemetery, Tom plotted gravely.
I planned my heist & my date for the same night! - Tom
I planned on having one husband and seven children, but it turned out the other way around.  --Lana Turner
I planted a dollar, grew a tree, attracted the IRS
I planted a dollar, grew a tree, attracted the IRS
I planted an algebra tree.  It has square roots
I planted bird seed-A bird came up-Now what do I feed it?
I planted seeds of doubt and got a bumper crop.
I planted some bird seed.  A bird came up
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to fee
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now what do I feed it?
I planted some bird seed. A bird grew. Now I don't know what to feed it
I planted some bird seed.A bird came up.What do I feed it
I planted some seeds of doubt ... I got a bumper crop!
I play an important role as a bad example
I play baseball with my cat...IT's the ball
I play every song from A to Z
I play tennis to avoid accelerated decrepitude
I play the GUItar
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you
I play the fife, Tom piped
I play the game and love it.
I play the part of Sir Edmund Hillary, said Tom climactically.
I play to win. -- Fiacho
I played Deal-A-Meal poker w/friends & won all their food
I played Tarot Card Poker, got a flush and 5 people died.
I played ping-pong so much, I even played it in my sleep. Forrest Gump
I played poker w/ Tarot cards: full house & 5 people died
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 peop
I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush-5 people died
I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards--I got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards.  Got a flush, five people died
I played poker with Tarot cards. Got a full house. Four people died.
I played poker with Tarot cards. I got a flush and five people died
I played poker with Tarot-got a flush and 5 people died!
I played poker with a tarot deck...got a royal flush...5 people died.
I played poker with tarot cards - got a flush & 5 people died
I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died.
I plead contemporary insanity
I plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of Nurse Able. - Hawk
I plead insanity...  Yes; I can provide witnesses.
I plead insanity.... yep, you're right!
I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
I plead stupidity.
I plead temporary insanity
I plead temporary insanity and throw myself on the mercy of the echo
I plead temporary insanity.
I plead the 5th!
I plead the fifth! - Anna Steven
I plead.. Uh..I can handle it dude, like I've seen the pupils court.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Microsoft States of America
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Satellite of Love
I pledge myself to a new deal for the aardvarks -FDR
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be.  I called someone.  They went "Aaaaahhhh..." - Steven Wright
I point and this message goes around the world from :
I point the wand at the dragon DM: You die. WHAT!? DM: Wrong end.
I pondered this, thinking as a sequitur, his statement was completely non.
I possess an unhealthy diversity of interests.
I post test all McAfee virus detection software
I post, therefore I am
I post.......... I am
I posted my joke.
I posted the instructions this morning.
I posted this message just to use this tagline.
I poured Spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone! :-(
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard "Snap, crackl
I poured milk on my serial ports and all my bits got soggy.
I poured spot remover on my dog now he's gone.
I poured spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright
I practic Ancient Art of .357 Magnum
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I practice moderation to excess.
I practice safe HEX... I use a computer condom!!
I practice safe eating... I use condiments
I practice transcendental vegetation!
I practise parallel monogamy
I pray for boredom but it never comes
I pray to God that he will send me a 486 (UPS Blue!)
I pray to St. Francis of ANSI C.
I pray, pray to bring near the New Day. - Gundam II
I prayed for a new van. But God didn't work that way. So I stole a van and now pray for forgiveness!
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
I predict the Psychic Friends Network will file Chapter 11
I predict: You were reading a message right now
I prefer "We await your compliance", not "Tremble and obey!"
I prefer 'Indiana' We named the DOG Indiana!
I prefer CITY-TV to Country Radio.
I prefer Indiana. -- We named the *dog* Indiana.
I prefer a bottle in front of me
I prefer a dose of common sence. * McCoy
I prefer a good hollowpoint and tactical awareness to get the job done
I prefer a hot dog, said Tom frankly
I prefer a well balanced 'Sleek', myself...:)
I prefer an accommodating vice to an obstinate virtue
I prefer another guide, Captain. - Sarek
I prefer climate control to Nature. : Rush Limbaugh
I prefer crinkles on noses rather than wrinkles on foreheads
I prefer curly fries - Dr. Forrester
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. Thomas Jefferson
I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and allows less room for lies. --LeCorbusier 
I prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense!
I prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense!
I prefer gay men when they're straight.
I prefer group activity because, if it's foolish, I'm not the only fool.
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds. - Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery. - J.J. Rousseau
I prefer my meat to have no more than four legs thank you.
I prefer my oyster fried. That way I know my oyster died
I prefer my oysters fried.  Then I know my oysters died.
I prefer my personal opinion on this.
I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited driving.
I prefer not to dwell on things I cannot adequately explain. &lt;Smith&gt;
I prefer old age to the alternative.
I prefer old age to the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.  -- Alexandre Dumas, fils
I prefer sci-fi to reality. Sci-fi makes sense!
I prefer steamed yams! Step right into this room, Tom
I prefer taglines myself
I prefer text mode based BASIC because its F A S T !
I prefer the "Garfield" approach: Swat first, ask questions later
I prefer the company of equals. - Riker
I prefer the most unjust peace to the most righteous war. - Cicero
I prefer the sign that says 'No Entrance' to one that says 'No Exit'.
I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself. &lt;Bishop&gt;
I prefer the traditional Hamlet - Mike on girl wrestlers
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. * Picard
I prefer to be only slightly insane. Don't we all.
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion. - James T. Kirk
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion. -- Captain Ki
I prefer to call it thePrimeSuggestion:Kirk&KJKS
I prefer to describe my profession as that of a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair.  Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word. 
I prefer to have life filtered through television. - Calvin
I prefer to have life filtered through television. - Calvin
I prefer to learn from _your_ mistakes.
I prefer to remain an enigma
I prefer to remain anomalous.
I prefer to think of it as the Prime Suggestion. - Kirk
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk
I prefer to view humans as risen apes, not fallen angels
I prefer wicked over foolish.  The wicked sometimes rest.
I preferred the dirty version.
I pressed F1 for help an hour ago and nobody came!
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous break
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. - P. G. Wodehouse
I pressed her thigh and Death smilled
I pressed the home key, but I'm still in FL. Damn!
I presume you are Captain Janeway. Romulan
I pretend to be busy, and they pretend to pay me. - Anonymous Office Worker
I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me.
I pride myself in taking a punch, and will gladly take another
I pride myself that I assimilate only 95% of Taglines I see. ;)
I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat
I probably haven't told you half of what you need to know. -O'Brien2
I procrastinate, therefore I will be.
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. -- William F. Buckley
I program like a MAN.  I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
I program my home computer... beam myself into the future
I program other people's VCRs for a living
I program, therefore I am.
I program, therefore I exist.
I programmatori non si reincarnano, vengono riformattati
I programmed Shift+F7 in Terminate 4.00 to do the dishes!!!
I programmed it into the computer, _all_ of it... - Sisko
I promise ... [*snicker*] -- Bill Clinton
I promise I won't bite, said the swimming Lawyer to the shark.
I promise I won't upload in your mouth!
I promise I'll get back on topic, I swear!  ;-)
I promise Wesley exquisite pain - Lore
I promise a report of great detail and accuracy - Lore
I promise every German girl a husband. - Adolf Hitler
I promise not to go anywhere. Kira
I promise not to let it happen again - until next time.
I promise not to tell the junior officers.
I promise results, not promises.
I promise that telethon wants money, Tom pledged.
I promise that telethon wants money, Tom pledged. -John Foster
I promise this is the last Promise Tag (G)
I promise to have readable messages in the future.
I promise to take good care of your cat.  - Schrodinger
I promise we would only loose ten to twenty million TOPS! -- Dr. Strangelove
I promise you, Odo--you'll NEVER be alone again!--Lwaxana
I promise you, it won't be so bad. - Kira
I promise, Colonel, never to disapoint - Rachel
I promise... we'll be good. -- Amanda
I promised I would drawn myself in mystic heated wine
I promised that I would always protect you.  -Sailor Moon
I promised that telethon money, Tom pledged
I promised that telethon money, Tom pledged. -John Foster
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
I promised you a painless death.  It's time
I promised you a painless death.  It's time. - The Crow
I promised, not too much off the top. Mott
I promiz I wil git betr wit praktiz....I thimk..oops bad fingr.
I propose a `Monthly Filk Off!' (Shut up Anna) - KvH
I propose a mind meld with Lieutenant Paris. Tuvok
I propose you take the  shelf, sir.  -- Data
I protect those around me! - Duncan Macleod
I protest sir, I'm not a merry man! -- Worf
I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!  Worf
I protest, sir!  I am NOT a merry man!
I protest.  I am not a merry man! - Worf
I protested the Flag-Burning Amendment by burning 50 flags.
I puff out my chest and GROWL at reality!
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment
I pulled it in and opened it up, and much to my surprize
I pulled the finger...and she sank
I pulled the wool over Ollie's eyes, said Tom foolhardedly.
I punched him in the stomach three times, said Tom triumphantly.
I pusaci su ljudi, ali ne zadugo !!!
I push the TURBO button on my PC REAL hard whenever I'm i
I pushed the "delete" key, and my computer vanished!
I put "ALL" in my twit filter.  Nobody sends me mail anymore.
I put BUGS=OFF in CONFIG.SYS, now Windows won't load!
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys and now Windows won't load!
I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!
I put Windows into my car computer and I had an accident.
I put a dollar into a change machine.  Nothing happened
I put a new engine in my car, but didn't take the old one out.  Now my car goes 500 miles an hour. -- Steven Wright
I put all my money into an IRA, Tom said interestedly.
I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL legislation
I put away your shoes for you again. Eline
I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall
I put hard wood floors over carpeting
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.  - s.w
I put her underwear on my head - Crow as guy confesses
I put his glove on, and when I woke up, I had it on my hand
I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time
I put instant coffee in a microwave & went back in time. - S. Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I put my hand on her belly, and she said "Would you like to fill me?"
I put my hand on her breast, and she said "Would you like the rest?"
I put my hand on her knee, and she said "Would you like to see?"
I put my hand on her thigh, and she said "Would you like to try?"
I put my model railroad in the training room at work
I put my money on the spider - Crow
I put my money on the spider.  Crow T. Robot
I put on a fake smile, and start the evening show
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!  M. Python
I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
I put spot remover on my dog and he disappeared.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone - Steven Wright
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I put spot remover on my dog. Spot's gone!
I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you @FN@!
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. - Steven Wright
I put the boards on the path to avoid the mud, said Tom hygienically.
I put the chill in your bones, I am the wolf. - Danzig
I put the fun in dysfunctional
I put them all to sleep - Data
I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.  --Neil Armstrong
I qualified for Raw Bits!
I question your sincerity, Lore - Data
I questioned my sanity once...it didn't answer.
I quit being a moderator and my ulcer went away.
I quit dancing after I injured a groin muscle.  It wasn't mine.
I quit drinking and smoking once.  Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit drinking, smoking and sex once. Very boring 15 minutes
I quit drinking, smoking stuff and sex, until I get bored
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex - worst 15 minutes of my life!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex once. Most boring 15 minutes ever!
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quit drinking, smoking, and sex-worst 15 minutes of my life!
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once. Very boring 15 minutes.
I quit my job and plugged the coffee pot in the computer room.
I quit my job... for @F!
I quit my job... for @TOFIRST@!
I quit my job... for Orville!
I quit school because it was interfering with my education.  - John Brunner
I quit; I concede.  Tanj on your silly game. -- Louis Wu
I quite drinking, smoking, and sex until I got bored.
I quite fear that it was all in your mind
I quiver with fear.   Scar
I quote other people on the boards, of course. :)  - Dire Wolf
I quoted @Q. How can anyone be that silly?
I radiate more heat than light
I radiate more heat than light Rush -Presto
I radiate more heat than light.
I radiate more heat then light Presto
I rag, you rag, we all rag tagline moderators
I raised the wall and I will be the one to knock it down
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now I get Channel 6!
I ran Dblspace on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
I ran STACKER on my monitor, now it's 28 wide!
I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches wide!
I ran WOMEN.COM and now I have to reformat my Hard Drive!
I ran a full background check on this guy. - Mulder
I ran a long way for a long time. -- Forrest Gump
I ran an Atari ST and I had some money, now I run PC and I'm broke!
I ran and ran, just like Jenny said. Forrest Gump
I ran from him in all kinds of ways.  Guess it was his turn - T. Amos
I ran here in 8 minutes flat...and I picked up a dumptruck. Chromedome
I ran into Mehdi Ali the other day. I backed up & ran into him again
I ran out of food for the hamsters in my power supply.
I ran out of sick days...I think I'll call in dead.
I ran spellcheck on your code - it took out all those extra parentheses
I ran to the water before I could swim
I ran today Ice Cream truck was going 60 MPH
I ran today...the Good Humour truck was going 60 mph
I rarely argue with mischievous carnivores.
I rarely move around at work if I can help it.
I rather be "Deaf" than "Auditory Challenged"
I rather doubt you are up to it, but one can only hope otherwise.
I rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad
I rather lose my CARRIER than my mind!
I reach out my hand, it turns to stone - H. Rollins
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I reached out for the one I tried to destroy --U2
I reached out my hand and he betrayed me - G'Kar
I read 'War and Peace' in ten minutes; it's about Russia. - Woody Allen
I read 127.5 messages, and all I got was this lousy Decoder Ring!
I read Fidonews for the nudity.
I read Ivy's comment to Barry about CO-MODERATOR
I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see the sights I'm never going to visit
I read Playboy in Braille for the nice bumps.
I read Playgirl for the articles.
I read RIME Politics... for the taglines
I read SPAM Haiku/All of it/Laughed way too hard/Blew SPAM out my nose
I read a book about anti-gravity. I just couldn't put it down
I read about evils of drinking, so I gave up reading
I read about it in Land Magazine - Crow
I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave up reading.
I read about you... Way back when I was flying with training wheels
I read banned books and messages.
I read banned books!
I read comic books all day lon%$#^ NO CAREER
I read dust.....and debris. - Spock
I read it from a Russian translation of one of your service manuals
I read it in the Big Book so it must be true.
I read it in the local catbox liner, er, newspaper
I read it on RIME, so it must be true
I read it on USENET so it must be true.
I read it on the Continuum.
I read part of it all the way through
I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn
I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
I read that drink was bad for you, so I gave up reading
I read the DOC's...is this English?
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused
I read the FM, and it didn't work
I read the book, saw the movie and bought the T-shirt
I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
I read the docs, but the nurses were more fun.
I read the manual: The author speaks no English!
I read the messages in this forum and all I got was this lousy Tagline.
I read the news today oh boy about a lucky man who made the grave
I read the news today, oh boy
I read the newspaper avidly.  It is my one form of continuous fiction.  -- Aneurin Bevan
I read the screenplay.  Its two pages long. -- Mike Nelson
I read thru the lines.......and went blind
I read your body language perfectly clear.
I read your speach.  It's plodding, pedantic.  Much like yourself. - Q
I read your tagline message and stole a whole bunch of 'em... I'm wondering
I read!!! I like!!! I steal!!!
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. - Dave Barry
I realize that command has it's fascination-- Spock
I realized I have never left,but the journey just began
I really AM a cowboy. I'm not gay! - Crow as Texan
I really DID lend my taglines to Elvis
I really DON'T know what to do with you. Kira-2
I really _should_ be getting to bed. - Dax
I really am ethical.  It's the stupidity that drives 'em nuts.
I really appreciate the fact that you had confidence in me. -Sito
I really came to see why you stayed and fought. McCoy
I really can't tell you, Tom said secretly
I really crack myself up sometimes
I really detest taglines!
I really did miss that.  &lt;a happy tear trickles down my cheek&gt; -Anna
I really didn't say everything I said. - Yogi Berra
I really didn't say everything I said.&lt;Yogi Berra&gt;
I really do. Not hate you anymore. O'Brien to Bashir
I really don't care if I win or lose, but why don't I ever win?
I really don't have time for this. --Hercules
I really don't know what to do with you. - Intendant
I really don't know who to trust anymore. - Ro Laren
I really don't know! - Kira
I really don't know.  &lt;shrug&gt;  I only read a couple of Echoes. -Anna
I really don't mind if you sit this one out.
I really gotta come up with some good taglines
I really had to act; "cause I didn"t have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambers
I really hate it when you get heroic. Cuts into my business.
I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it. It never does just what I want, but only what I tell it
I really have enjoyed my stay but I must be moving on
I really have nothing better to do with my free time
I really have nothing else to say. Quark
I really hope you like the pinking shears - Tom
I really like men - every woman should own one
I really like men - every woman should own one, and have a backup.
I really like men - every woman should own one.
I really like men - that's why I have so many of them.
I really like my ZyXel!
I really like these new hernia packs - Tom on parachutes
I really like these new hernia packs... -- Tom Servo
I really like women  -  Every man should own one.
I really like your tagline. Did you come up with that yourself?
I really love that rock and roll! - Eddie. --Rocky Horror.
I really must learn not to argue with Bob Morgan..!
I really must learn not to argue with ignorance.
I really must learn not to argue with you..!
I really must speak to the maid. - Q
I really need to _do_ something. - Ro Laren
I really need to relax
I really need to relax - MST3K13
I really said "NO!
I really should not read mail before I have my coffee :-/
I really should not respond to my mail before I have my coffee.
I really think a cool board like that should blacklist you!
I really thought I was going to die.               - Jack
I really thought she'd learn to want it. - McCoy
I really wanted to dispense sour balls - Tom on his head
I really wanted to dispense sour balls. -- Tom Servo
I really wanted to get in shape, but the gym was 2 flights up
I really wanted to give blood, signed Tom vainly
I reccomend... amputation. -- Dr. Chennard
I receive messages, therefore I am. I send messages, therefore you are
I received a draft notice which arrived late. - Bill Clinton, 8/25/92
I received a phone bill from Bell Canada for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Bell South for DOS calls!
I received a phone bill from Southern Bell for DOS calls!
I received duplicate requests for these, so I've posted them to ALL
I reckon David Jeffries might be out of a job by the time this is over. - Peter S
I reckon it might rain...unless the sun comes out of course.  Jon
I recognize it.  This is Data's poetry. - Riker
I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not living exactly in a world of giants. - Giulio Andreotti
I recognize your cuecard man's ass. - David Duchovny on The Late Show
I recognized him, just couldn't remember his name!
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board
I recomend survival. Let's get out of here. McCoy
I recommend 'doing the dozens,' Captain. -Tuvok
I recommend a randomly vectored approach to our target. - Ro Laren
I recommend a replacement as soon as possible -HoloDoc
I recon the process should take less than two hours. Data
I recruit for heterosexuality
I reformatted your brain -- now your mind is blank
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to "throw away my vote" -- I vote LIBERTARIAN!
I refuse to accept that god plays dice with the universe
I refuse to accept the same faith as Jesse Helms.
I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitiate. - Lady Astor
I refuse to answer under the conditions of the Seventh Guarantee
I refuse to be intimidated by Reality
I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore
I refuse to be quoted, in or out of context!	-- Paul Johnson
I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behaviour - Calvin
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you @TOFIRST@
I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you Orville.
I refuse to believe that we're only here to live and die - Amy Grant
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on believing that some men are my equals. -- Brigid Brophy
I refuse to deny anything
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I refuse to fight a duel of wits with an unarmed opponent!
I refuse to go to a doctor who believes in reincarnation.
I refuse to grow up!specially after seeing how they act!
I refuse to grow up... :-)
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
I refuse to look to the right.  Tom Servo
I refuse to make an agenda, Tom said listlessly
I refuse to obey that French 'No Smoking' sign, fumed Tom defensively.
I refuse to place a tagline at the end of this message! PERIOD!!!
I refuse to pollute my system with Windoze!
I refuse to practice safe sax! "Bill Clinton"
I refuse to relate to anyone attracted to the opposite sex -Paradox
I refuse to say anything quotable. - TEC
I refuse to say anything quotable. - The Evil Clown
I refuse to sleep standing up. -- Winchester
I refuse to star in your psychodrama
I refuse to support President Clinton _or_ her husband's economic plan.
I refuse to take my case to a lower species. - Winchester
I refuse to wear a 'power suit' unless it's powered armor!
I refuse to write one more tagline
I registered DeLuxe, and now wonder why
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
I regress to childhood at the slightest provocation!
I regret I have but one asterisk for my country - N. H*le
I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes. - Calvin
I regret my previous sniping. -- Crow T. Robot
I regret that I can find no logical alternative. - Spock
I regret that I have but one aardvark to give for my country...&lt;HAWCKKKK&gt;
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.  -- Nathan Hale
I regret that we meet in this way. - Romulan Commander
I reject absolutely:  revenge, aggression, and retaliation
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
I rely heavily on body language... - Anna Steven
I rely heavily on body language... - Anna Steven
I rely on my personality for birth control. - Liz Winston
I remain convinced that all the people posting to Usenet via
I remember 1969 ... It was colorful and lasted a week!
I remember 1st time I loaded Windoze...its still loading!
I remember 48k machines. I remember 16k machines. Sometimes I have nightmares. - Jerry Pournelle
I remember Star Trek the   F I R S T   time it was run!
I remember Yamit. Do you?
I remember back when Jay Leno was funny.
I remember being in my mother's womb. --Kim
I remember doing the time-warp
I remember doing the time-warp... - Riff Raff
I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey, you wore blue. -- Rick
I remember every fact I am exposed to. - Data
I remember everything that I haven't forgotten
I remember everything. I have a pornographic memory.
I remember him. That voice. The bloody thing he did! Leighton
I remember it like it was yesterday. Wait it was yesterday!
I remember me... I think.
I remember my fathers last words, tomorrow you're outta my will.
I remember now  I remember how it started
I remember oceans of frozen methane, the pocked red deser
I remember once Peter the Great had a problem like that. Chekov
I remember reading about your missions when I was in grade school
I remember that it's a good thing.Someday I hope to do it again. Jerry
I remember the 1st time I had sex - I still have the receipt!
I remember the Jackson four.
I remember the book depository -- TMBG
I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon
I remember the last words of my grandfather:  "A truck!"
I remember the sixties.....HUH...They followed 59, right???
I remember the time when I came so close to you
I remember the words. I don't understand.
I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a few times.Hetfield on Cliff
I remember using punch cards to load data in the computer
I remember when "Bobbit" was a race in the Ultima games (sigh)
I remember when Ozma was a boy and the Scarecrow ruled!
I remember when Saturns were ROCKETS, not cars!
I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars.
I remember when Sex was safe and Rugby was dangerous
I remember when a bus was something you rode to school.
I remember when floppy's were as big as pizza's
I remember when it all began, I was a regular Frankie Fan -Columbia
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler
I remember when sex was safe and motorcycles weren't!
I remember when the Borg were allergic to gold
I remember when the Info Superhighway was a one-lane country road
I remember when these little one-liners were called fortune cookies.
I remember when these were called cookies, not Taglines
I remember when this whole thing began
I remember when we could sleep on stones --U2
I remember when you first came to me. - Delenn
I remember when you had to know how to solder to
I remember when you used a pencil to compute.
I remember when you used to talk that way. Mareau-2
I remember when, a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
I remember when, baby sitters were called mothers.
I remember when, doctors used to smoke and kids didn't
I remember you. Bender
I remember your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully? - Fox Mulder
I remembered to tithe the Messenger.
I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully? Mulder
I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,, Tom
I renamed my Windows batch file LOSE.BAT
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright
I rented a pickup truck. It didn't work: I didn't get any girls.
I repaired your nipple - Mike
I repaired your nipple. -- Mike Nelson
I repeat myself when I'm depressed I repeat...-KC
I repeat! Help stamp out, remove, and eliminate repetitive redundancy!
I repeat, I WILL offend again! - a repeat offender
I repeat: - DO NOT REPEAT - -!-
I repeat: Huh?
I repeatedly and sincerely asked that I be born again. My mother refused
I replaced Windows with a pack of playing cards.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights.  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving
I replaced their dylithium with new Folger's Crystals
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! - Denis Leary
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! - Doc Copeland
I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People! -Dennis Leary
I represent a sardine!!
I represent angry, gun-toting, meat-eating people. -- Leary
I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. - Another tennant complaint
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
I rescued you, didn't I, from the terrible dawn. - Armand
I researched my family tree apparently I don't exist!
I researched my family tree, and found I don't have one!
I researched my family tree, and guess whatI don't exist!
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist! 
I resemble that remark &lt;g&gt;
I resemble that remark....
I resent being called smart.  I should be called brilliant!
I resent being treated like the sort of person I am.
I resent your insinuendoes
I reserve my abuse for lower life forms, like Civil Servants.
I reserve the right to be totally wrong!
I reserve the right to go insane
I reserve the right to go insane when necessary.
I reserve the right to go insane.
I reserve the right to spout nonsense, and believe in it.
I resign my comission as a Starfleet officer.  Worf
I resolve to make no non-tautological resolutions!
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain
I respect faith, but doubt gets you an education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. - Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. -- Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.&lt;W. Mizner&gt;
I respect that the Bajoran people believe that it does. - Keiko
I respect the dead. In Fact, I'd only respect you if you died right now!
I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man. -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
I respect you too much to take advantage at this time
I respect you, Captain, but this is war. Kor
I respect you...Booker Man. - Brian Pillman to Kevin Sullivan
I respect your (very) different opinion.
I rest my case. :)
I retrofitted my car with a smaller steering wheel for my mouse driver.
I return from the dump with more than I took...what's wrong with that?
I return you to your whining and crying.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
I rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body - Crow
I rule the Lava World, and all should fear me. - G. Blargg
I rule the roost, but my wife rules the rooster.
I rule this inferno, enthroned for eternity!
I run Blue Wave through an open Window.  No WONDER it's cold in here!
I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
I run OS/2 2.0 on my XT without a hitch. NOT!!!
I run Windows with 16 Meg and it's still annoying!
I run a Mac... why should I care that OS/2 can run Windows?
I run a clean place -- Guinan
I run a clean place. 
I run a free board, why can't the registrations be free?
I run all my men off 'cause I just *love* to watch 'em walk away!
I run into friends a lot. Maybe I should stay on the road when I drive
I run over smiley faces
I run over the weak and slow driver
I run stop signs; I don't believe what I read.
I run the convenience store on the road less traveled.
I run through the world thinkin' about tomorrow
I rush the lich and steal his spell book.
I sacrificed bugs to Osiris, now Windows runs.
I said "Beam me aboard" not "Beem me a ford!"
I said "Get thee behind me, Satan." He did, and pushed.
I said "Orbit the planet...NOT nuke the site."
I said "fool-proof", NOT "stupid-proof"!
I said "go to the *LDS* Center," NOT "go to the *LSD* Center!!!"
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
I said "shut up", as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker.
I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
I said 'Thank you', not 'Stop'!
I said 'batty'! - Tom as Adam West
I said 'fire ACROSS her nose' not UP IT!- Spaceballs
I said 'sedate', not 'seduce', Counselor. * Picard
I said *Crusher*, not *crush* *her*! -- Worf
I said *sit* there!  *YOU'RE* going to clean that up!
I said *sit* there! Now you are going to clean that up!
I said Beam me aboard not Beam me a ford!
I said BetaZOID! Not Beta TESTER! --Troi.
I said Bud Lite, *not* blood lite. -- Tom Servo
I said Bud Lite, NOT blood lite - Tom
I said CAMELOT not CUM A LOT!!!
I said CLERIC!  Not CLERK!
I said CRUSHER, not CRUSH HER!!! - Worf to K'ern
I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn
I said I loved, but I lied. - Pantera
I said I respected you.  I didn't say I trusted you
I said I think I love you, you said What's not to love.
I said I wanted the Hammer, not the Slammer
I said I was Sorry!.. Don't Delete^*%*&****NO CARRIER
I said I was busy. - Dax
I said I was sick, but would anybody listen?
I said I wouldn't raze Texas!
I said I'd suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck!
I said I'm buying a Seven Eleven! (Robert Plant)
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!
I said MAYBE and that's final!
I said NO to drugs but they didn't listen!
I said No gnu taxes! Do you see any gnus being taxed? - B.Hawke
I said `No new TEXAS!' Do you see another Texas? -Bush
I said `Who's Dan?' and she said `Who's Marie?'
I said `shut-up', as in close your mouth and stop talking - Riker
I said a BUD LIGHT - Joan of Arc
I said a BUD LIGHT.  -- Joan d'Arc
I said a BUD light! - David Koresh
I said a young man aint got nothing in the world these days - The Who
I said across her nose, not up it!
I said beam me aboard, Scotty, NOT a two-by-four!
I said bottoms up... I didn't mean to finish your drink!
I said carve up the TURKEY, dear - John Bobbitt
I said comb the desert! - Skroob
I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
I said don't pick up NO CARRIER
I said get a CLERIC, not a CLERK!
I said go away!  I am missing Bay Watch. - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
I said go away!  I am missing Bay Watch. -- Wally Llama
I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch. - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Damn wizards
I said how 'bout some music, you said you got any Merle?
I said humor us, not /pun/-ish us. --K'vin, SN
I said it once and I'll say it again: Democracy doesn't work!
I said it was *A* Huggy Bear - Crow
I said it was *a* Huggy Bear! -- Crow T. Robot
I said it was a good idea all along.
I said it!  Oh! I said it again!
I said it's different, not worse. - Dilbert's mother
I said kid'leys, did'l I?  - Data
I said leave it alone! Quark
I said no GNU taxes! You see any gnus being taxed? -Bush
I said no GNU taxes.  Do you see any GNUs being taxed? - G. Bush
I said no gnu taxes..have I taxed any gnus?
I said nothing, and I was misquoted!
I said put it down! - Zack Allen
I said sedate, not seduce, Counselor.-Picard
I said she growls when the doorbell rings
I said she wets fire hydrants.
I said shut up, as in close your mouth and stop talking. - Riker
I said something to *DRINK* - not something to *WASH* in! - Aahz
I said something wrong now I long for yesterday.   Beatles
I said something wrong, now I long, for yesterday. - Lennon/McCartney
I said take a LITTLE off the top of my HEAD! - John Bobbi
I said talk to her, not fight with her. Kirk to Petri re Elaan
I said that spider you guys!!!
I said to *tuck* the kids in bed--Mia Farrow
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?"
I said touch *nothing*! - Rimmer
I said ya shouldn't have worn that dress
I said, "E.T., call OHM"; but he resisted.
I said, '#$@% it then, take the kids back to town - Waters
I said, 'Copy the disk!' not 'Xerox it!'
I said, 'Demons, BEGONE'--and Danny vanished!
I said, Death in Texas not Death and Taxes.
I said, does anyone have a @*#?! cigarette? - Steve Dallas
I said, hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity! - Columbia
I said, my kingdom for a HORSE, not for a HEARSE!!!
I said-uh Shake, Rattle 'N' Roll!
I sail my memories of old like boats across the seine
I sail my schooner on the highway of life.
I salute my cable company...One finger at a time!
I salute you with my cigarette - Crow
I salute you with my cigarette.  Crow T. Robot
I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew
I sank into Eden with you. - Live
I sat between Elivs and a Yeti on the bus
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head
I sat on Santas lap. His fly was open! Boy, what a present he gave me!
I sat there for a minute, trying to figure out how to stop playing dumb. - narrator, p.46
I save ALL my keno pads - Crow on wall full of charts
I saved a quarter!
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College - Mike
I saved my Alternate Universe manual from College... -- Nelson
I saved the life of a virgin sacrifice! I disqualified her
I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her.
I saved the whales. Now what am I suppose to do with them
I saved your life today - killed a sh*t-eating dog.
I saw Bill Clinton....WITH HIS PANTS ON!!!
I saw David Copperfield disapear the Statue Of Liberty once - Mulder
I saw Dr. Soong.  My father. Data
I saw ELVIS. He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis - he sat between me and Bigfoot in the UFO.
I saw Elvis at a Bomber game.
I saw Elvis at a Cowboys game.
I saw Elvis at the post office.  Bought his picture for 29 cents.
I saw Elvis in Ireland! He was dancing with the wee Leprechauns!
I saw Elvis last night. He was making crop circles
I saw Elvis sun-baking in a crop circle before the UFO picked him up!
I saw Elvis today.  Then I had to return the shovel
I saw Elvis!  He sat between Bigfoot and me on the UFO!
I saw Elvis!  He was playing for Bigfoot and Nessie!
I saw Elvis!  He was sitting between me and Jimmy Hoffa on the UFO.
I saw Elvis!  Hey, who are those guys with the white coats coming?
I saw Elvis! He was riding in a bamboo taxi with Gilligan!
I saw Elvis! He was shorter,older & Jamaican,but I'm sure it was him!
I saw Elvis! He was skinny-dipping in Loch Ness floating on his back!
I saw Elvis! He was teaching Micheal Jackson how to moon-walk!
I saw Elvis! He was teaching a Yeti how to ski!
I saw Elvis! Just before Scotty beamed him up!
I saw Elvis! Just before they revived me back to life again!
I saw Elvis!!  He sat between me and Bigfoot on a UFO!
I saw Elvis!!.....in an Orb vision that is
I saw Elvis!...he was wearing an I HATE Windows Button!
I saw Elvis, and all I got was this lousy jelly doughnut
I saw Elvis, he sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He sat between @N@ and Bigfoot on the UFO
I saw Elvis.  He sat between Rod Speed and Bigfoot on the UFO"
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Orville on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
I saw Elvis.  I sat between him and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and @FN@ on the UFO
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the U FO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and L. Wilson on the UFO.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Laura on the UFO.
I saw Fist when they opened for Badfinger - Tom
I saw Frakes he wanted Cindys transporter coords
I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus - Joel
I saw Gamera kissing Santa Claus...  Joel Robinson
I saw Jesus on a plane... or maybe it was Elvis
I saw Jimmy Hoffa. he sat between Elvis and me on the UFO.
I saw Mulders sister! She was sitting next to me & Elvis in the UFO
I saw Peter, Paul and Mary singing Puff the Magic Fairy... - Brust
I saw Superman fly around the sun on TV, I know it's true!
I saw The Exorcist three times.  I don't know what possessed me.
I saw Tom murder my husband, Mr. Tuvok. Adel Renn
I saw Tommy killing beatniks!  Crow T. Robot
I saw Wally Gator slam dance a Smurf, is that strange enough? - Slappy
I saw a Smart Blonde last night, disguised as a brunette.
I saw a Tom Swifty in that comment, Tom visualized.
I saw a Were-targ drinking a Ferengi Holiday in Roddenberry's
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright
I saw a coyote! Theres another one -Tom Servo as scenery passes
I saw a face that I loved, but I girl I did not know -
I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight...Two taxicabs collided and 30 scotsmen were killed
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train!
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood.
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. - S. Wright
I saw a man with a wooden leg... and a real foot.
I saw a man with wooden legs and real feet
I saw a movie with a happy ending.  Everyone was glad it was over.
I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."
I saw a sign on a golf course that said: "The meek shall inherit the earth, but they won't make the green in two."
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the roof of my car
I saw a subliminal advertising executive for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Steven Wright
I saw a subliminal advertizing exec for only a second
I saw a tree fall in the forest, and I didn't hear it.--s.w
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I saw a tree fall in the woods.  I didn't hear it. S. Wright
I saw a tree fall in the woods...I  just didn't hear it
I saw a vacuum tube in the Smithsonian once.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada - Joel
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada. -- Joel Robinson
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese Menu in his hand
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said, "186 pounds?"
I saw a young girl who didn't die
I saw a young girl who didn't die
I saw and loved. -Gibbon
I saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.	Benjamin Franklin
I saw her first!
I saw her obituary.  Some kind of traffic accident.  Spock
I saw her through your eyes. - The Crow
I saw him move! ... SHOOT! - BATF
I saw him wet them on the field of honor - Tom
I saw him wet them on the field of honor...  Tom Servo
I saw it in a cartoon, but I can do it...%^#$ NO CARRIER
I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I saw it on one of those Sylvester the Chicken cartoons ... hehehehe
I saw it on the radio.
I saw it! Right out of hell! Decker
I saw my hair in the mirror & paniced - Mike as girl
I saw my life flash before me and I picked up some great taglines!
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge - Bart Simpson's lines
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -Bart Simp./Epis. 8F17
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. - Bart Simpson
I saw one very similar to that on the desk of a jet mechanic
I saw stars dancing on the water.
I saw that coming a mile away, didn't you? Sandrine
I saw that man remove my ballot from the box, said Tom devotedly.
I saw that punch coming, so I blocked it with my chin!
I saw that!  And I'm telling your mother!
I saw that!  You were trying to steal my tagline weren't you?
I saw that! Givin away my originals eh? ;) Couldn't resist!
I saw that! You were trying to steal my tagline, weren't you?
I saw the T-shirt but all I got was this stupid tagline
I saw the ball, Brian, and I put it in the back o' the net.
I saw the best minds of my generation... but not here!
I saw the commercial! What do YOU mean OS/2 doesn't play snooker?
I saw the light in your window tonight.
I saw the light!   It hurt my eyes.
I saw the photograph.   Beatles
I saw the sign, and it said to bunt. - Ace of Baseball
I saw the truth and wasn't set free.  Just marked down 25%!
I saw the worse minds in my generation helped by fantasy.
I saw this in `JFK'! -- Joel Robinson
I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think I can do it!
I saw this in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I saw this is a movie once. - The Tick
I saw this match on Lifetime - Mike on girl wrestlers
I saw this on Midnight Express - Crow on dinosaur fight
I saw this on Midnight Express. -- Crow T. Robot
I saw what YOU did!!!!
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw which was the winning side
I saw yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw you about to do the wild thing with a stranger" - Mulder to Scully
I saw you take one through the pump -- Charlie DeSalvo
I saw you take two chips from my pile! Worf
I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt. - Real live resume statement
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
I saw, I conquered, I came.
I sawed the see-saw from out under Esaue!
I say "eh", eh.
I say 'don't move,' Snow White. You move you're dead. Albrect
I say I'm dead and I move - Eric Draven, THE CROW
I say Nuke the entire site from orbit just to be sure!
I say Tomata .. and you say Tomato .. Lore to Data
I say YaMAYto and you say YaMAHto
I say `spit' and it gets turned into a tagline. --Danny
I say destroy them now. -- Corg
I say good business is where you find it - Dick Jones
I say he DOES have to shoot me now! SO SHOOT ME NOW! - D. Duck
I say it was catching a designer tank
I say it's worth the risk! - Bashir2
I say just punch him then and there.  - - Calvin
I say many wise things as jokes, but even more stupid things seriously
I say nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be SURE!
I say old boy, pull out of that dive - ^&@$  -- [NO HARRIER].
I say old chap, that's a jolly tagline you have there.
I say put Shroedinger in the box and see how he likes it!
I say that not _all_ fools die young......hahahaha! - Gowron
I say that thing shooting at us looks like a spider! - No, it dosn't.
I say the Rooster
I say the Rooster.....&lt;G&gt;
I say the dragons been gettin 'em! X Bartender
I say the world is sick, you say tell me what that makes us? - T. Amos
I say then, Has God cast away His people? Certainly not!
I say tomato, and he says 'Oh, shut the f*** up!
I say we *disarm* all the rapists
I say we cross further down-river. Hercules
I say we go for it, and hope that we have a good experience.
I say we nuke Waco from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure
I say we ride down to @F's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Danny Della's and steal his tagline file.
I say we ride down to Rasta's and steal his tagline file. - Harley
I say we ride down to Yyour place and steal your tagline file.
I say we start busing gays into predominately straight communities.
I say we teach the Alliance a lesson! - Rom2
I say we upgrade him to DOS 2.0 and Windows 3.0... (snicker)
I say what I mean,I mean what I know,I know what is fact
I say what I want to know, but how?
I say you are Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!
I say you're a thing of the past and you ain't gonna last...
I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
I say, "Hey Scumbag, has there been an alarm?".
I say, put Lyle Leavell in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say, put Schroedinger in the box & see how HE likes it.
I say, put Scott Dowdle in the box and see how HE likes it.
I say.. even Jesus was obedient.. even unto death!
I say...have you been into the mushrooms again?
I say: "Back to the store for a Win95 refund!"
I says, 'which is the hippies and which is the dogs?'
I scanned a message from Bill on "some of my current taglines"
I scanned a message from Ray on "Cat Taglines"
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I screamed...not--not a girly scream...--Fox's confession(WotC)
I screamed; not a - not a girly - scream... - Mulder
I sdrawroF eroM ehT
I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
I search and search some more, then I find and search some more
I search myself, I want you to find me --Divinyls
I searched a nice 24bit graphic & found Win95
I searched for a Tagline you'd understand. I gave up
I searching for myself. - Gemini lost at birth
I second that motion and ... Bartender! Another round!
I secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers.
I see 29 Chriss crawling around in my aquarium!
I see 29 John Baffords crawling around in my aquarium!
I see David Koresh finally quit smoking!
I see Hoot Gibson has taken up residence. -- Winchester
I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator!
I see London, I see France, I see Urd's underpants! =) =) =) - Micah
I see Meatloaf!  I see Van Morrison!  I see Spoooock! -- Servo
I see TOILET SEATS
I see a "Sacred Cow" and BANG - I think - Hamburger!
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant
I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant-- Tom Servo
I see a disgusting worm on you - Frank to Dr. Forrester
I see a dismal film ahead...  Joel Robinson
I see a germ! - Dr. Forrester to Frank
I see a light Mike - Crow's near death experience
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
I see a moderator!  Quick, change the subject!
I see a movie & I want to paint it black - Tom sings
I see a movie and I want to it painted black...  Tom Servo
I see a red door and I want it painted black. - Mick Jagger
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
I see a snow coned shape thing - Joel on alien symbols
I see a summer night, with a magic moon.
I see a woman may be made a fool, if she had not the spirit to resist.
I see another red eyed morning coming.
I see by the gun that today isn't good for you.  Later?
I see by your gun that today isn't good for you.  We'll reschedule.
I see drunk people.
I see fear in these men's eyes - Scully
I see fragged people.
I see he rousted you out of bed as well. - Ivanova
I see he rousted you out of bed as well. - Ivanova
I see his open mouth but I hear no sound
I see how their eyes are gathered into one
I see it, actually. And a little pink bow in the hair. - Anna Steven
I see my cut has improved your voice! - Ramirez
I see my signal's turned from green to red - Hendrix
I see no humor here, I can only laugh at the thought.
I see no logic in prefering Stonn over me. Spock
I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. Spock
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted -- Spock
I see nothing funny about this. --Timon
I see nothing... NOTH- ING! - Sgt. Schultz
I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly. -Diana, V
I see only the past.
I see said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
I see salad in your future.   Take your Onion and begone!
I see serious problems ahead. - Roland
I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'. -- Opus
I see that Zambezzian barley production is up again.
I see that hamburger has done its evil work! --Chiun
I see that you weren't fully debugged before release.
I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold.
I see the beauty. - Butt-Head
I see the evil hamburger has done its work!
I see the front torpedo bays are loaded - Crow on boobs
I see the glass as 'too big'
I see the hand of Man arise, with hungry mind and open eyes -Rush 2112
I see the light!  It's a BUD light!
I see the problem:  you need a wetware upgrade
I see the tragedy of young ones lying on the ground -Coverdale/Page
I see the truth in it. -- Paul Atreides
I see them in bed/My gun appears by magic/Bang they both are dead!
I see them! I see the fnords!
I see them. Paris
I see we're neighbors. I live in College Station, TX.
I see what you mean by surprises. Sisko
I see why these packets have a government warning. - 007
I see you HAVE met him, or at quoted him ;-) - Myra I Fox
I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
I see you are performing up to your standards.
I see you decided to go psycho. Godspeed! - Dr. Forrester, MST3K
I see you found your Nausican friend. Q
I see you got out of the morgue okay -- Duncan MacLeod
I see you had help. Chakotay
I see you have some Jerky!
I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as mine. - Helmut
I see you managed to get out of the morgue okay. MacLeod
I see you need an error-correcting modem.       &gt;snicker&lt;
I see you now a vague deception of a dying day
I see you shiver in antici........................pation.
I see you shiver in atici-                                    -PATION!
I see you shiver with ... an-tici-PA-tion.  -- Frank
I see you shiver with an ti ci [SAY IT!] pation.
I see you shiver with antici ... pation - Frankie
I see you shiver with antici...                             ...pation!
I see you shiver with antici.......PATION!
I see you shiver with antici......pation! --Frank N. Furter
I see you shudder with antici . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PA-tion.
I see you're a natural blonde, so I'll speak slowly.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
I see you're into sadonecrobeastiality... beating a dead horse, that is.
I see you're stealing my taglines !
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
I see you've done this before.  Morticia Addams
I see you've met my... faithful... handyman
I see you've met my... faithful... handyman. - Dr. Frank N. Furter
I see you've met myfaithfulhandyman. --Frank N. Furter
I see you've noticed the ears. Kirk
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I see you've studied logic (And chosen to ignore it). -- B. Swopes
I see your "imagine" and raise you a "simulacrum."  ;
I see your .38 and raise you a .45!
I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.
I see your 6 taglines and raise you 2.
I see your Cthulhu and raise you Sauron.
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.  Let's see how you handle it!
I see your always willing to share your ignorance...@FN@.
I see your foot and your mouth have been introduced.
I see your schwartz is almost as big as mine!
I see your temper hasn't improved. - Dax
I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife...
I see.  And it's MEANT to do that, is it?
I see.  It is precisely because I am _not_ human.   Data
I see.  So she's _after_ you? - Sisko
I see. -Troi
I see. It is precisely because I am _not_ human. Data
I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it?
I seek but what belongs to me in truth.
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way to slamabeer.
I seek not to know all the answers but to understand the questions
I seem to be a verb.  -- Buckminster Fuller
I seem to be a verb. -B. Fuller
I seem to be commenting on everything - Data
I seem to be having a tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle
I seem to be having problems with my lifestyle.
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my Lifestyle!
I seem to be hearing the sound of idle hands clapping.
I seem to be on fire...  Joel Robinson
I seem to be on the Voyage of the Damned.--HoloDoc
I seem to be on the voyage of the damned. -- Doc Zimmerman
I seem to be outgrowing my birthday suit.
I seem to be the last to know just about everything around here!
I seem to have lost my phone number - may I borrow yours?
I seem to have misplaced my uniform -- Spock
I seem to have missed desert. - 007
I seem to have more on my burners than I have burners!
I seem to have picked up a bad hobbit.
I seem to have run out of taglines
I seem to have... miscalculated.  gakk
I seem to have...miscalculated. Thelev
I seem to've misplaced my husband. - Dolores Claiborne
I seen my own grave, Merlyn. Caleb Temple
I seen strange before, but this breaks new ground.
I seen these big shots all come and go/Been there myself... Utopia 
I seen yo'momma downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!
I sell LSD to small children
I send my Christmas packages via Sled/Ex
I send my soul through time and space To greet you.   Flecker
I sense    The Moderator!
I sense (insert emotion of choice here) -- Counsellor Troi
I sense The Moderator!
I sense a commercial coming, everythings fading to black. - Troi
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage -- Troi
I sense an array of unwilling competence
I sense danger, Will Robinson!
I sense great lust from half the crew - Troi
I sense impending pain coming
I sense it has already changed
I sense life has taken another sardonic twist. -Brain
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage - Troi
I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage-Troi
I sense nonsense. . .Is there a Liberal around?
I sense something.  A presence I've not felt since.- Darth Vader
I sense something. A presence i've not felt since..... - Darth Vader
I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since
I sense that he's concealing something. - D. Troi
I sense that much of this historic moment is escaping you. -Brain
I sense the bartender wants me, Captain. _Mayday_! - Troi.
I sense the entity staring at my cleavage. Troi
I sense*SLAP*  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense...     The Moderator!
I sense... &lt;*SLAP*&gt;  Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sense...The Moderator!
I sensed nothing unusual last night. - Troi
I sensed you were different, FBI... - Ish to Mulder (Shapes)
I sent 'em to da Klingon ship, where there'll be no Tribble at all
I sent Kathleen on a mission to the Antilles, Tom indicated.
I sent you a netmail, did you not recieve it?
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
I serve a LIVING SAVIOUR!!!!! PRAISE YHVH!!!!!!
I serve ~NO ONE~! - LaCroix
I served my king, he would not in mine age Have left me naked to mine enemies. - William Shakespeare
I set my laserjet on "STUN".
I set off EVERY stud detector in the hardware store!
I set off every stud sensor in the hardware store.
I shake Asmodeus' hand ... ASMODEUS' HAND??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him. -Booker T. Washington (1856-1915)
I shall avenge you.  Kirk
I shall avenge you.  Kirk
I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and that good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great
I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."-Winchester
I shall desire more love and knowledge of you. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I shall desire more love and taglines of you. --Tagspeare
I shall digitize or die !!!
I shall do neither.  I have killed my captain, and my friend. - Spock
I shall eat pig! I shall eat pig exceedingly!
I shall eat your heart and spit it out, Terran! - Kilrathi Taunt
I shall effect repair. Nomad
I shall endeavor to speed up the process. -- Data
I shall freeze you as solid as...a solid freezy frozen thing.-Prof MFH
I shall go MAD!--Arthur Dent
I shall keep squeezing you til all your man juices run dry! F!
I shall leave the room.
I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world. - Einstein
I shall never hear a poem as lovely as a beer!
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I shall never understand humans
I shall not altogether die. -- Horace
I shall not fear.Fear is the killer of understanding. (Bene Gesserit)
I shall not rest until all Trekkers breathe Bajoran air!
I shall now sign autographs. - Lawrence Limburger
I shall return... - MacArthur
I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat -- Kurn
I shall save those natives from you
I shall smite Evil with inconsistent messages.
I shall smite Evil with the Croutons of Courage!
I shall smite thee! - Ranma 1/2
I shall soon complete my mission and depart your watery planet
I shall taunt you a second time.
I shall try some of your burned replicated bird meat.  -- Kurn
I shan't ask you politely next time. &lt;punch&gt; - 007 (Sean Connery)
I shan't elaborate.
I share a single apartment with 3 cats, my furniture is WAY too nice!
I share my place with a headstrong pig and an overconfident cat.
I sharpened my wits on a dead man's skull. - Soundgarden
I shave with Occam's Razor.
I shiny new era is just growing nearer.   Scar
I shiver, but it ain't from the cold baby!!
I shook my family tree and a bunch if NUTTs fell out!
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!OJW
I shook my family tree and out came a forest of friends
I shook my family tree and some nuts fell out.
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out. 
I shoot back sho' nuff bad/I shoot back shoot 'em up   Ted Nugent 
I shoot back...Ted Nugent
I shoot every third salesperson that calls. The second one just left.
I shop, therefore I am
I shop, therefore I am broke.
I shop, therefore I am.
I shot JFK and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
I shot JR!  I killed that fat bar keep! -- TV's Frank
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I shot a man in South Amboy, just to watch him die.
I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK!
I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck.
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. -- Graffito in Los Angeles
I shot her in the back 'cause her back was to me!
I shot the Foys and a dozen Barton Boys
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
I shot the Sherrif.....but I did not shoot the Constable
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Mod-er-a-tor
I shot the Sysop, but I forgot to shoot the Moderator
I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the moderator
I shot the moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-moderator
I shot the sherif & the deputy!
I shot the sheriff. But I didn't shoot the deputy !
I shot the sheriff. But I swear it was in self-defense !
I shot the sheriff/But I did not shoot the administrative assistant
I shot the sysop ^N, but I didn't shoot the moderator
I shot the sysop,but I shoulda shot the moderator,too
I should be allowed to blurt out the merest idea
I should be back by then. - Sheridan
I should be lying dead in there, not him. Garrovick
I should be so lucky.
I should be thinking about my own sweet Servo - Crow
I should be with you right now.
I should fire you, but I don't believe in mixing business with pleasure
I should have BBSed all night.
I should have asked the computer for no interuptions. Janeway
I should have asked them before they died!
I should have been a country-western singer.  After all, I'm older than most western countries. -- George Burns
I should have been a plumber. -Albert Einstein
I should have been born rich instead of handsome
I should have done this a long time ago. - Last line of TNG
I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash
I should have gotten earthquake insurance. - Duncan MacLeod
I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.
I should have known not to volunteer
I should have left you a long time ago - Hendrix
I should have never made that agreement with you!  Riker to Picard
I should have never reconnected his mouth. - McCoy
I should have quit while I was not as far behind.
I should have said Romulan.  That Klingon goat.  Q
I should have seen it coming. Tain
I should have shown him the beauty of killing small things. - Earl
I should have stayed in radio. -- Ben Harris
I should have stopped sooner, Tom postulated.
I should have the results in a couple of hours. - Bashir
I should have worn white - it goes with everything! * Cat
I should hope so!
I should hope so! &lt;g&gt;
I should know by now to trust your instincts--Scully to Mulder
I should know. I've been a mother 3 times and a father twice. - Dax
I should like to be able to love my country and to love justice-Camus
I should mosey back to the grocery store - Mike
I should never eat my grandma's meatloaf.
I should never have had him!, Mrs. Moroboshi on parenting
I should never ride my bike in mud when I don't how deep it is.
I should not be ungrateful to those teachers.
I should of had a V8!
I should practise first. - Sito
I should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
I should tr- no, I shouldn't. - gossamer
I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses. -- Mulder
I should warn you, I may reek of the sewer. - Mulder
I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses
I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses. - Mulder to Scully
I should warn you, I'm just a torso - Crow
I should've bbs'ed all night.
I should've died with my crew. - Commodore Matt Decker
I should've transferred to a cargo drone.  No complaints! - O'Brien
I shoulda been a cowboy, I shoulda learned to rope and ride
I shouldn't ask my dad what a word means unless I want to look it up.
I shouldn't have written all those tank programs. --Flynn
I shouldn't try out my chemistry set on my mom's new dishwasher.
I shouldnt've bbs'ed all night
I shouted "Ol !" every time one was gored
I show a clear pattern of unpredictability.
I showed up at the blood bank but they turned me down. They want plasma, not asthma
I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair.
I shrank a pipe bomb and fed it to your cat. Enjoy!
I shudder to think. Thinking always makes me shudder
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought. - Shakespeare
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
I sight the lack of many a tagline I sought. --Tagspeare
I signed up for an Orgami class but it folded. 
I simply mean that you can be anything you want to be. Kirk
I simply mean that you can be anything you want to be. Kirk
I simply prefer having masses and masses of curls.  Whee! - Anna S
I simply reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. - Dr Who
I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt it deserves. -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic
I since '84!
I sincerely believe that vampires evolved from vacuums
I sing a 'Let's kick their ass' song. Darren The Bard
I sing of arms and a dead white male.
I sing the progress of a deathless soul. -- Donne
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing!
I sing whenver I sing whenever I- Gypsy
I sink, therefore I swam
I sit and watch...as tears go by-y-yyy-y~~Stones baby
I sit at my table and wage war on myself.  -- R.E.M
I sit at my table and wage war on myself.  -- R.E.M
I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have seen. --Bilbo
I sit down next to him and get my gear off. (My armour I meant!)
I sit in the corner and no one can bother me -Floyd
I skate on the other side of the ice
I skip the part about love, it seems so shallow and low -R.E.M
I skipped the part about love... It seemed so silly. - Low
I slapped Anne B. Davis once - Crow as Robert Reed
I slapped Anne B. Davis once. -- Crow T. Robot
I slash my wrists on the cutting edge of technology
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I sleep alone............by choice. - Lois Lane
I sleep at night knowing ROBOCOMM is working!
I sleep better at night knowing Kai Winn is out there to protect us.
I sleep like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I sleep very well in my lovely Bettgestell
I sleep with my house key under my tongue, and never suffer from cramp
I slept badly last night.  I made a few mistakes
I slept in a draft last night, said Tom stiffly.
I slept like a baby - woke up every two hours
I slept like a baby...with a breast in my mouth.
I slept like a spatula - tossed and turned all night
I slept thro the Micholanglic' scare of '92
I slept with Joe Isuzu   &lt;- she's lying
I slept with Ozzie before he met Harriet!
I slept with a woman who slept with Cliff?Frasier Crane
I slept with my head funny again and I have a date! - Earthworm Jim
I slept with you the other night, you didn't call, you didn't write
I slept with your wife but we didn't really do it.
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology!
I slow down for dweebs,that way I don't miss them
I smashed a Window and saw... *OS/2*
I smashed my modem with an AUTOEXEC.BAT!
I smell MONEY--
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
I smell a RANCID CORN DOG!
I smell a RAT!  did you bake it, or fry it??
I smell a cat.  Did Bob bake it or fry it?
I smell a rancid corn dog!
I smell a rat!                              Did you bake it or fry it?
I smell a rat, Radar...what did you do with it?
I smell a rat, a big commie rat! - Joel
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I smell a wumpus.
I smell another cheap cartoon crossover. - Bart Simpson
I smell bad after wearing these feathers!  Troi[naked]
I smell fresh pants! - Crow
I smell gas, Martin fumed
I smell gas, Tom fumed.
I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
I smell like cheese - Tom as geeky guy
I smell like cheese.  Tom Servo
I smell memory leakage.  Someone here is dozing.
I smell smoke
I smell smoke.  I think my brain's about to go.
I smell smoke...
I smell smoking brains... Even through the echo
I smell someone stinky! ..oh, it's me. - Barney Gumble
I smell something steeeenky! - Nerve ending fairy
I smell something stin-ky! - The Nerve-ending Fairy
I smell the blood of human beings. Find them. - Lo Pan
I smell women, smell 'em in the air. - Les Mis
I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane
I smile a lot because I have no idea what's going on
I smoke 16 cigars a day. Drink five Martinis a day. My doctor is dead.
I smoke a light man, heavy metal thunder. (c) Steppenwolf
I smoke cigars, because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down. - George Burns
I smoked a GIF once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked a salmon once, but I didn't inhale.
I smoked turkey once, but I *didn't* inhale
I snatch kisses.  And visa versa
I snatch kisses. (and vice versa)
I snore.  I don't care.  I don't have to.  I'm ASLEEP
I soak myself for 3 hours after every meal. -- TV's Frank
I soiled my armour I was so scared
I sold my cow, so I don't need your bull.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it. -- Woody Allen
I sold my second stomach for cash! - Hef, Rocko's Modern Life
I sold my sole to Satan. He's been floundering around ever since.
I sold my soul to Satan - he gave it back.
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold my soul to Satan. He wanted a refund.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He gave it back.
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He wanted a refund, but I said, "No."
I sold my soul to the Devil.  He's been floundering around ever since
I sold my soul to the Devil. He gave it back.
I sold my wife to buy a computer.  Had to pay extra
I sold the sword & bought some Finnish vodka -Tom as hero
I sold the sword and bought some Finnish vodka. -- Tom Servo
I soldered it! - Crow says proudly on robot
I solved it! The chicken got hit while crossing the road!
I solved the parking problem. I bought a parked car.
I somehow feel I'm most alive when I'm singing.    Judy Garland
I sometimes debate with fools, and they often think the same!OJW
I sometimes have an opinion but you wouldn't know about it.
I sometimes lay awake dreaming about being put in manacles
I sometimes live in my own world, its ok, they know me there.
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde
I sort all MY recipes by temperature.
I sort all MY taglines by thickness.
I sorta think therefore I sorta am
I sought understanding.  I listened to the song. - Kosh
I sought understanding. Koch
I sound like Baron for some screwed up reason
I sound like this: Badabing, BADABOOM! - Pesto
I spaced him - Garibaldi
I spare not a single unit of thought on these cybernetic simpletons.
I speak 3 languages: English, French, and PROFANITY!
I speak American and I can go anyplace in the world. - Frank Burns
I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue
I speak English, but assembler is my native tongue.
I speak English, some Japanese & Hungarian but no Computerese.
I speak fluent Dude.
I speak for myself - nobody else would take responsibility
I speak for myself, but often claim demonic possession
I speak for myself... no one else would want the responsibility.
I speak for the little birdies that follow me around.
I speak giberish *fluently*!
I speak good Japanese: Toyota not Honda, Sony not Isuzu.
I speak my mind - fine thing -- Big Pig
I speak of rights!  A machine has none!  A man must.
I speak only for myself, not for any others!!!
I speak only for myself, unless, of course, I've persuaded you
I speak only for myselves.
I speak religion's message clear - NIN
I speak religion's message clear, and I control you.
I speak straight and do not wish to decieve or be decieved. Cochise
I speak two languages, limited english and racing!
I speak with my fingers, thank you very much. --Lummox
I speak with my own voice, not his - Picard
I sped up my keyboard & I can't catch up with it.
I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
I speed up for pedestrians
I spell "potato", you spell "potatoe"
I spell knife with an "n". * Picard
I spend all my money on booze, boats & broads; the rest I wasted!
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
I spend half my life logged onto
I spend most of my time in class studing.
I spend my life doing things I detest to make money I don't need to buy things
I spent $900 on this Bose headset & I can /still/ hear my CFI yelling!
I spent 3 weeks child proofing my home. They still get in
I spent Thursday wondering what had happened to Wednesday.
I spent a lot of time writing this and you want it for free?
I spent a month in Dallas one weekend
I spent a week in Regina one night; well, it seemed like a week &lt;G&gt;
I spent a week there one day!
I spent all my money on a FAX machine.  Now I can only FAX collect.
I spent all that time and my haystack had no needle!.
I spent an interesting weekend with a "Thor" once
I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze
I spent hours coming up with this tagline.  Could you tell?
I spent hours trying to come up with the perfect tagline.  This isn't it.
I spent lastnight in the arms of a girl in Louisiana
I spent most of my money on beer and women - the rest I j
I spent most of my money on bng, I'm re-loading
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop - and that was for the estimate
I spent three weeks child-proofing my home. They still get in!
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog, now he is gone!
I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... and he dissapeared.
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. - Steven Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now. - S. Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.  -- Steve Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - s.w.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. --Steven Wright.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...
I spilled spot remover on my dog...he's gone now.
I spilled spot-remover on my dog...he disappeared.
I spilt the syrup, said Tom stickily.
I spit on Commodore!  {Ptui-i-i-i!}
I spoke of unbreakable rules, this is one of them. - Duncan MacLeod
I spoke of unbreakable rules.  This is one of them. -- MacLeod
I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work
I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog.
I stand all amazed at the love Jesus offers me,
I stand by all my misstatements.
I stand by all the misstatements I have made!
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.  -- Dan Quayle
I stand by all the misstatements. Dan Quayle
I stand corrected again!  May I sit down now? :-)
I stand corrected.  May I sit down now?
I stand guard continually at the door of my mind and let in only those thoughts and feelings I wish to see outmanifest.
I stared Death straight in the eye. He blinked first. I won!
I stared Death straight in the eye. He blinked first. I won!
I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared back at me. Neither of us liked what we saw
I stared into the abyss. The abyss stared into me. Neither of us
I stared life in the eye and said"Don't tell me i can't!"
I start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I start walking your way, you start walking mine
I started a joke, which set the whole world crying.
I started a secrecy conference, but I couldn't get access
I started as a singer...in the Deanna Durbin days. -Elizabeth Taylor
I started at the bottom and I am working my way down
I started at the top and worked myself down - Orson Welles
I started breaking my promises right there and then - Billy Joel
I started going to the gym so I could hear heavy breathing
I started my TAGLINES.MR over to gain access to my editor
I started out broke.  I still have some left.
I started out with a VIC-20 and a cassette drive
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. Davis.
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it
I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it.
I started to get scared I might never find Bubba. Forrest Gump
I started with a ZX-81... and look what it got me into.
I started with nothing and I still have most of it.
I started with nothing and I still have most of it. Thanks, GOPhers!
I started with nothing and still have most of it left.
I stay here in April 18, 1994, because Maria *IS* Maria!!
I stayed behind. Last man. Captain. Last man. Decker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wright
I stayed up all night writing taglines.
I steal _ALL_ Taglines.
I steal bikes on the side - Tom as bread man
I steal only quality Taglines....!
I steal only the best Taglines.
I steal taglines from somewhere else and pass the SAVINGS on to YOU!
I steal taglines from the rich to give to the poor
I steal taglines one at a time.
I steal tags.... Where do you think I got this one????
I stepped in something last night that ate clean through the sole
I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
I stepped out of the shower & slipped on Odo impersonating a soap bar
I stick my neck out for nobody.   Humphrey Bogart
I stick my neck out for nobody. -- Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca"
I stick with these general rules whenever wishes come into play
I still believe in you.
I still can manage a smile
I still can't believe she went back to work... -- Gloria
I still can't figure out why a bee and a bird would be togther.
I still can't find that $# %* &lt;ANY&gt; key!
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
I still can't get any women. - Geordi of Borg
I still don't believe we've been there and back  Jaxom
I still don't get it. - Guido
I still don't have a handle on life, but I have its FCB.
I still don't have that peg-leg - Mulder to Scully (3x22)
I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!
I still don't know what anyone would want with an empty grave. - Scully
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
I still don't see OS/2 reading any of these Mac disks
I still don't see that much information coming from a hairnet!
I still don't see what's so funny about a bucket.--Bajoran Girl
I still dream of lips I never should have kissed
I still feel it slipping all away but it doesn't matter anymore
I still got her number, but i can't reach her anymore
I still have a full deck, I just shuffle slower now
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower these days.
I still have the birds!!!                                          cbb
I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission
I still have to find my friends. Dax
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I still haven't struck oil, said Tom boringly.
I still havn't found what I'm looking for.
I still like this better than Top Gun.  A *lot* better. -- Mike
I still like this better than Top Gun. A LOT better -Mike
I still like to do the odd trick now and then
I still love The Canadians...no matter what!
I still maintain that nothing is as easy as it should be!
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
I still miss mah 's-mama, but mah aim be improvin'!
I still miss my "ex". But with this lazer sight
I still miss my X-wife, but my aim is improving.
I still miss my cat - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex ... but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better
I still miss my ex, but with this laser sight
I still miss my ex-girlfriend - but with my new nuclear warhead
I still miss my ex-girlfriend -- but my aim's improving.
I still miss my ex-husband but my aim is improving.
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
I still miss my ex-husband...but with this new laser site
I still miss my ex-spouse but my aim is improving
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim IS improving!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better!
I still miss my ex-wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight!
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving!
I still miss my ex-wife...but with this new laser site
I still miss my exboyfriend sometimes, but my aim is improving!
I still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better...
I still miss my mother-in-law, but my aim is getting better
I still miss my old cat, so know I take better aim!
I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!
I still miss my wife, but tommorrow I am getting a laser sight.
I still recall the taste of my tears - NIN
I still recall the taste of your tears
I still say my girlfriend has the best software
I still say...Happiness is a warm gun
I still think I can draw blood from you, Tom probed vainly.
I still think Sisko should get Yakko, Wakko and Dot instead!
I still think bland is the way to go here
I still think bland is the way to go here...  Mike Nelson
I still think that Arafat and Ringo are the same guy.
I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton.
I still think you're a liar. -- Kira
I stink, therefore I am. - Skalor
I stitched up enough soldiers this morning to make a rug. - Trapper
I stojim tu ispred novog vremena,kad verni psi pocinju da grizu i odlaze
I stole a replicator, but it made mush out of me.  - Kazon
I stole it from your mother.
I stole it!!!!! - Don Horton
I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo, Yogi barely admitted
I stole them ALL, and I'll sort `em later
I stole them ALL, and I'll sort `em later &lt;G&gt;
I stole this Tagline; I'm ashamed! Should I give it back?
I stole this tagline from Steve Poggio!
I stole this tagline from someone else!
I stole this tagline!  Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
I stole your tagline just to taunt and torture you!
I stole your tagline when you weren't looking!!!
I stole your tagline; but this ain't it!!!
I stood you up more times than the Star Spangled Banner!
I stop on a dime.  I wish people wouldn't leave dimes around.
I stopped a car with my face once - Tom on ugly guy
I stopped a car with my face once. -- Tom Servo
I stopped doing that one when the world ended. - Larry Underwood
I stopped drag racing...those high heels were killing me.
I stopped having morale about six months ago. - Hawkeye
I stopped singing for *this*?! -- Winchester
I stopped that slapshot,, Tom said puckishly
I store my nuts in my cheeks  for the winter
I stowed aboard a Cardassian survey vessel... - Mullibok
I strained myself walking through a screen door.
I stress quality, but I settle for quality stress.
I strike aimlessly at balls. - Mutant Raccoon
I strive for perfection--what I get is partial reality.
I strongly disapprove of violence done to me
I strongly suggest you get us out of here.
I strove with none for none was worth my strife-Landor
I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning
I stuck with it...doesn't that say something about my character too?
I studied Chinese philosophy...an hour later I was wondering again.
I studied evolution, It's going SLOW!!
I studied surgery under Lorena Bobbit, but I go a little lower
I study the three 'R's: Reagan, Rush and Republicanism
I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite.
I submitted it myself. Dax
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. - Joan Rivers
I suck all day and I blow all night. -Don Imus
I suck nipples.... With a straw.
I suck you. You suck me.  69 is fun and free
I suck your mind, You blow my head  - Queen
I suck. -Digital Shakespeare
I suddenly feel an urge to finish this quest...QUICKLY.--Guybrush
I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry
I suddenly have this strange feelin of deja vu
I suddenly have this strange feeling of deja o'vu!
I suddenly heard something cracking, whilest I was nearly napping.
I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t
I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Stuff)
I suffer from CRS --- Can't Remember Sh!t!!!
I suffer from Cranial Rectal Submission; I know I'm an @ss hole!
I suffer from EIB
I suffer from PWS; Putting up with Womens Sh*t
I suffer from a severe fashion disorder. - Cosmo Fishhawk
I suffer from chronic foot in mouth disease
I suffer from chronic spontaneous human combustion.
I suffer from sick as hell anemia.
I suffer in the trap of love - Tom
I suffered for my art.  Now it's your turn
I sugest you return home and join the military - G'Kar
I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win - C3P0
I suggest a new strategy, #AF#. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookee win. -- CP30
I suggest a new strategy, Bob. Let the Wookie win.
I suggest a new strategy, R2.  Let the wookie win. - C3PO
I suggest a new strategy.  Let the Wookiee win.
I suggest that you stick your fingers in your ears and hum - Sheriaden
I suggest we avoid exposing it to any further energy emissions.-Data
I suggest we delay that for a while, Captain. Tuvok
I suggest we stop buying our transporters at K-Mart. -Cornfed, Duckman
I suggest you find a new line of work. - Troi
I suggest you guys call Dial-A-Prayer For Atheists: no answer!
I suggest you handle the matter with great delicacy. - Sisko
I suggest you have a lot to learn. -- Stephen King
I suggest you keep your nose clean... - Skinner to Mulder
I suggest you move your eyes elsewhere while you still have them
I suggest you pay closer attention Commander. - Worf
I suggest you return home and join the military. --G'Kar.
I suggest you stay away from the coffee there buddy!
I suggest you take a different route back. Bender
I suggest you take it to alt.sex.monkey.spanking, @TOFIRST@
I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir - Data
I summon the unholy demons of Apathy, sarcasm, and cynicism! - Wally
I summon up remembrance of taglines past. --Tagspeare
I summon up remembrance of things past. &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I supervised a surgical removal of my head. - Pretorius
I support Artificial Stupidity.
I support MERIT PAY and PIECE WORK for Politicians.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
I support Shareware.. Register Yours
I support capital punishment.  Let's start with Janet Reno!
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I support drug tests: Test all politicians!
I support everyone's right to be an idiot.  I may need it myself someday
I support mental health like crazy.
I support merit pay for politicians.
I support parenthood although parents can abuse their children
I support peoples' rights, not government's rights.
I support pharmaceutical manufacture although drugs can be abused.
I support public education! - Bill Clinton
I support swimming pool ownership although kids can drown in them
I support the IRS, and hundreds of other offices too
I support the rights of White African-Americans.
I support the separation of Church and Hate.
I support the space program... and I vote
I support the space program... and I vote
I support three basic food groups: 1) Keg  2) Bottle  3) Can
I support user intimate software
I suppose I could've stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. -HRC
I suppose I shall have to go to execution
I suppose I should have updated the system. - Holly
I suppose I'm really, really interested
I suppose another day won't kill me -- O'Brien
I suppose i'll be dead by the morning light
I suppose if I had two X Chromosomes *I'd* feel hostile too. - Calvin
I suppose in many ways I should have updated the system, really
I suppose it depends on how people perceive time. - Riker
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts. - G. B. Burgin
I suppose it was because I was too busy thinking. - O'Brien
I suppose it's my fate to be the galaxy's whipping boy. - Q
I suppose its not a perfect world
I suppose that is the end of Q. Picard
I suppose that some good will eventually come from it... - MR
I suppose that this is some kind of lesson... -- Richie Ryan
I suppose the same could said about your butt. - Renimar Keth-solamni
I suppose we have a different outlook.
I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon &lt;Murtagh&gt;
I suppose when it gets to that point, we shan't know how it does it.  - Turing
I suppose you call a Vice Admiral the pro chaser ?
I suppose you don't get much chance to be with people of your own age
I suppose you enjoy getting your butt kicked
I suppose you want the office!  Major Kira
I suppose you'll want to be rescued now.
I suppose you're all wondering why I've called you here.
I suppose you're worried about your fish too.
I suppose you're worried about your fish too.                    AGT
I supposed to eat you somewhere?
I sure am great. I'm one of the greatest people who ever lived - Calvin
I sure am, boy.  Ever hear of Evil Kenevil? - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
I sure do admire the little guy. - Froggy
I sure do feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did when I came in here
I sure do love those BBS's.
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show! - Primus
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show! -Slick Willy
I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butthead show! -Primus
I sure hope @F's wearing all-cotton underwear
I sure hope Bob gets his MrUti fixed soon!
I sure hope God grades on a curve.
I sure hope that's pudding!
I sure picked the wrong week to stop smoking!
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. * Troi
I surf the net on Liquid Sky!
I surfed the Web and all I got was this stupid tagline. -RST
I survived "Operation Sun Devil"
I survived Catholic school!
I survived DOOM, but not DEU!
I survived Doom and all I got was this stinkin T-Shirt
I survived Phoenix AZ, Aug 23, 1991:  122 degrees in the shade
I survived Wolf 359 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
I survived _Dazzler:  The Movie_!
I survived a Succession War and I intend to survive this
I survived a pot-luck portal. &lt;Starrigger, DeChancie&gt;
I survived the "Gay" flame wars on Fido's TEEN echo!-LG
I survived the Borg.  I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi - Picard
I survived the Butler-Adams War of 1992.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
I survived the Killing Joke!
I survived the Par-tay at the DINGY LITTLE BIKER BUILDING!
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I survived the german Autobahn!
I survived the launch of Windows 95!
I survived the marshmellow wars!
I survived the total perspective vortex.
I survived torture.  I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard
I survived: Reagan-Bush, 1980-1992
I suspect your hub has less to do with it than the satellite.
I suspected as much, yeah. - Mulder
I suspected it had something to do with Major Kira. -- Changeling
I swallowed a slug!  Does that make me a trill?
I swallowed a window! Tom shouted painfully.
I sware to you were not finished yet!
I swear
I swear I don't use offline mail!
I swear I just found everything I need
I swear I never touched it.  Nobody saw me.  They can't prove a thing.
I swear I won't kill anyone. -- The Terminator
I swear by the many arms of Shiva that I am not a Hindu
I swear by the many arms of Vishnu that I am not a Hindu!" -- Aphu
I swear by the shadow by your side
I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya.
I swear by the sword of my father, Domingo Montoya... -Inigo Montoya
I swear honey...just 5 minutes long distance to one BBS
I swear i just found everything i need -- NIN
I swear no more fruitcake will get past my lips.
I swear officer i was only helping that sheep over the fence
I swear officer!..I didn't know she was inflatable!
I swear on my mama's lasagna. - Pesto
I swear she must believe it's all heaven sent!
I swear to God I'm a Theist/I swear to God I'm an atheist
I swear to God.  I thought turkeys could fly.  -Carlson
I swear to tell the truth, so help me me. - George Burns
I swear to you, I will be there! - Valjean to Javert, Les Mis
I swear you dance like a moose in heat -- the director
I swear! Don't let school interfere with your education!!
I swear! If he says Pull my finger one more time.
I swear, I didn't do a thing!  I should have done something! --7M3
I swear, I was just helping those sheep over the fence!
I swear, every word is true!
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.   Elizabeth Taylor
I swear, it was the medication I was taking! :) - Jalapeno
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
I swear, the cat was like that when I found it
I swear, you grow more like Louis every day. - Lestat
I swear. Sometimes I don't know why I keep him.  Garfield on Jon
I swear...
I sweeten my Coffee with no-doze.
I swelled until I burst, and you fell down to earth - Course of Empire
I swipe MY taglines from the message itself!
I swipe more taglines by 9:00 AM than most people do
I swiped this tagline from @N@
I swiped this tagline from @TOFIRST@
I swiped this tagline from Orville
I swiped this tagline from Orville Bullitt.
I swiped this tagline from Orville.
I sync, therefore I'm RAM
I sysop, therefore I can.
I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!"
I t'ain't no stinking Pepper.
I t*ld yo*, "Never*touch *he flop*y disk s*rface!"
I tHinK ... tHeREFORe i am overqUAlifiED.
I tXld yoX, "NeverXtouch Xhe flopXy disk sXrface!"
I t_ld yo_, "Never_touch _he flop_y disk s_rface!"
I tag whenever I tag whene--&lt;hic&gt;--ver I tag
I tag, therefore I am
I tagline only in dire situations.
I take "Don't try this at home" as a personal challenge.
I take Chocolate form strangers.
I take Christmas very seriously - it's almost a religion with me.
I take a Cardassian vole over you any day
I take a look in the mirror - I want to change my clothes my hair my face. - Bruce Springsteen
I take a nap while d/l on my 2400 modem - who cares how long.
I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four. - Yogi Berra
I take all the risks, Dean takes all the punch lines. -- Bakula
I take an instant dislike to lawyers.  It saves time.
I take chocolate from strangers.
I take disposable lighters in for repair!
I take drugs and sing rock and roll.  Look what it did for Elvis.
I take full responsibility for Waco. Who can we torch next? -  Reno
I take it back: you do have a sense of humor. - Q
I take it politically correct means totally ignorant?
I take it that one who is Politically Correct is completely ignorant
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again - Riker
I take it that your family goes back a few generations?
I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim? - Frodo
I take it there's no qualifying exam to be a Dad. - Calvin
I take it there's no qualifying exam to join this echo.
I take it this also goes for errant girlfriends? - Gryphontamer
I take it you LIKE your wimmen crispy?  &lt;G&gt;
I take it, Major, that you believe the prophecy's coming true
I take life seriously, life just doesn't take me seriously. - Robert A. Heinlein, in "Tunnel In The Sky"
I take my kids huntin', so I don't have to hunt for my kids.
I take my lion to church every Sunday.  He has to eat! *
I take my pet Lion to rap concerts all the time.  He has to eat
I take my pet lion to church Sunday.  He has to eat
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat. --Marty Pollio
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday...  He has to e\MO
I take my place with the Lord of the hills.
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
I take no responsibility for random taglines.
I take orders from just one person!  Me! - Han Solo
I take orders from just one person, me!
I take orders from one person!  Me!
I take the bare minimum; I'm hardly bilingual. - Anna Steven
I take things lightly.  Up, up, up yours, and away!
I take trips, I eat, I write reports.
I take two holidays a year - both six months long
I take virtual drugs to handle virtual reality.
I take you where you want to go - NIN
I takes upto 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat. But only 1 to wear it
I talk to myself because I know what I mean.  I think.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I talk to myself, everyone needs intelligent conversaions.
I talk to myself, that way somebody will agree with me!
I talked the computer into suicide. I'm so boring. - Marvin
I talked to GOD yesterday - AND HE'S PISSED!
I talked to god yesterday...and SHE's Pissed!
I tan in a camouflage bikini so the neighbors can't watch me.
I taste copper - Joel after electro-shock
I taste copper...  Joel Robinson
I tasted your cookies, and I CAN believe it's not butter! -Sally
I tat i saw a red DRagon I did I did saw a red Dragon
I tat i taw a red Dragon!  I did!  I did taw a red Dragon!!!
I tata bi sine, i tata bi.
I taught (him) everything he knew. But not everything I know.&lt;Jesse&gt;
I taught @F all @F knows; that's why I have little left
I taught @F everything @F knows!
I taught @TOFIRST@ all @TOFIRST@ knows; that's why I have little left
I taught @TOFIRST@ everything @TOFIRST@ knows!
I taught I tall a puddy tat, I did! I did!
I taught I taw a poody cat!    ...or it could have been a Changeling!
I taught I taw a puddy tat, I did!  I did!
I taught Nero to tune and together we watched Rome burn. - LaCroix
I taught Orville all Orville knows; that's why I have little left.
I taught him everything I know and he's still stupid
I taught my duck to say ".QWK .QWK"
I taught my husband everything he knows; That's why I have little left.
I tawht I tahw a Kzin... I did! I did!  MUNCH!!
I tawt I saw a tat-tine, I tid, I TID!!!
I tawt I taw a Borg ship! I *DID*, I *DID* see a@^$!@#& NO CARRIER
I tawt I taw a puddy tat - I did! I did see a puddy tat! - Tweety Bird
I tawt I taw a putty tag. I did, I did taw a putty tag!
I tawt I taw a putty tat!  I did!  I did!  &lt;&lt;SMASH!!&gt;
I teach them correct principles and they govern themselves. - J. Smith
I teleported into a blender.  I feel so mixed-up.
I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house.  I'm actually a lawyer.
I tell myself, "I told you so."
I tell the girls I'll kiss their hands if they'll kiss my feet
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me.  Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun
I tell you EVERYTHING you need to think. : Rush Limbaugh
I tell you now, you will not be part of the quest. -- Kang
I tell you the truth is looking straight at you. - bad brains
I tell you there is such a thing as creative hate. - Willa Cather
I tell you, I won't stand for it. Q
I tell you, it's no use.
I tell you: don't smoke, whatever you do, don't smoke. - Yul Brynner
I tend bar and I listen -- Guinan
I tend to agree. - Spock
I tend to disagree here but we already knew that
I tend to offend the easily offended.
I tend to think in simple, clear terms that are wrong.
I tend to use infinitives rather than gerunds, said Tom knowingly.
I terror your 99/100 Berserked Atog *pbbbbbffffftzzz!*
I tested it, didn't I. I tested it on Ally Mathewsons wee brother
I tested positive for E.I.B.!
I th in k  my Har d dis k   is  Fr  agm ent   ed !  !! !
I thank GOD and DADDY that I'm a Conservative Gun Nut from the South!
I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
I thank my God upon evey remembrance of you, (Phi 1:3)
I thank my God, I speak with tongues more than ye all. (1 Cor 14:18)
I thank my lucky stars I don't believe in astrology
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious!
I thank the bank for the money, Thank God for you.
I thank the faeries 'cause I'm not stupid--Tori Amos
I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul.
I thank you for your confidence,but I must decline your offer.-Nagus
I thank you for your voices
I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
I thank you very much for your time and any advice you may have.
I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd
I think  we've  all learned a valuable  safety  tip here
I think *AND* talk better with my feet on the ground. - Skeeve
I think - Therefore I'm Dangerous.
I think - therefore I am conservative.
I think - therefore I am not Liberal
I think - therefore I am not politically correct.
I think - therefore I don't listen to Dan Rather.
I think - therefore, I'm single.
I think -- but I'm still not convinced I am
I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
I think ... therefore, I am a conservative.
I think ... therefore, I am overqualified.
I think 640K will be enough.. -Bill Gates 1981
I think @TO@ is from the shallow end of the gene pool
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
I think Clara's over-depending on the floppy thing - Tom
I think Clinton is a bad president, and I don't like his taxes
I think Clinton just taxed my tax refund.
I think Commodore is just braindead. - Jay Miner
I think Data's painting is making me dizzy.  -- Worf
I think Ed Wood has directed himself into a corner - Mike
I think Gay Marriage should be between a Man and a woman -Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think Geordi would also like the Vulcan dune buggy races. - CJ
I think Geordi would also like the Vulcan dune buggy races. - CJ
I think George is weird, because he has false teeth.  With braces on them.  - Steven Wright
I think Grendel may be paying us a visit. Chakotay
I think Gypsy's getting into the grub kitchen - Tom
I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
I think I am better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I am having an overnight sensation right now!!
I think I am having the time of my life!!
I think I am tired of reality, I'm going to read taglines.
I think I am, therefore I am...I think
I think I break your neck first. -- Durak
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven
I think I can handle that task - Tara
I think I can...I think I can
I think I could fall madly in bed with a redhead!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I think I exist; therefore I exist....I think.
I think I formatted my brain this morning
I think I found something. Neelix
I think I found the real ship. Kim
I think I get your drift.... Bombs away
I think I got cabin fever... I gotta go where it's warm
I think I got it made & they throw something else at me.
I think I had a tagline saying something to that effect.  :)
I think I had a thought one time
I think I have a piece of coal in my shorts, said Tom stochastically.
I think I have got my modem fixed now. I think it w
I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life
I think I have ran outta tag lines!
I think I have the answer to *that*, too. Odo
I think I have to go to the bathroom. - Ivanova
I think I have what just might be an idea. - Hawkeye
I think I hear a great sucking sound - Tom
I think I hear a great sucking sound... -- Tom Servo
I think I hear the herald of a New Tagline....nah, just a fart!
I think I hear the moderator coming. Hide
I think I hear the wolf at the door... - Scully
I think I heard something hit a fan.
I think I heard that one before, but I wasn't listening at the time!
I think I hitched my wagon to a falling star.
I think I just hearasied on several important religions.
I think I just heard something hit a fan.
I think I just heresied on several important religions.
I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it.
I think I just inoculated
I think I just lapped George Burns. - Mulder
I think I just lost my mind... watch your step!
I think I just sexually harrassed myself!
I think I know how the Wolfman felt...  The Tick
I think I know what you're going through. - Mulder
I think I know why your source code runs so slow
I think I left it in Bella's office. - McCoy - A Piece of The Action
I think I like him better before he died.    - McCoy
I think I liked it better in Skid Mark's body. -- Stonewall
I think I liked it better when I was REALLY dead
I think I lost my mind.  Please watch where you step.
I think I lost my mind... please watch your step
I think I loved Talia - Ivanova
I think I made myself perfectly clear! -Dr. Fred
I think I may have gone a little too far.--The 7th Doctor
I think I might regenerate, Tom, the Doctor said shiftily
I think I misunderstood what I thought you said!
I think I must be the sap of my family tree
I think I must have had a little too much coffee this mor
I think I must teach you the proper way to surrender!  -Crimson Fox
I think I need a Lear Jet - Pink Floyd
I think I need a life...like REAL BAD!
I think I need a spin doctor, this yarn is overplied.
I think I need another drink
I think I need new glasses; "Ack!"
I think I need some new taglines.
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
I think I now have enough to produce an entire script.  Just one
I think I offended the wake-up guy. (Jerry)
I think I overestimated your curiosity about this topic
I think I preferred it when they were shooting.  - Yakko
I think I saw the sun yesterday!
I think I saw this tagline before
I think I see a tag line comming... YEP.
I think I see a tagline coming on here! - JJ Judkins
I think I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree
I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
I think I shall now be sick. -- Bullwinkle
I think I should throw windows out it's name.
I think I smell the New World Odor.  Yes, I do and its called Fascism!
I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
I think I think therfore I could be?
I think I think, therefore I might be.
I think I think, therefore I think I am - I think
I think I think;  therefore, I think I am.
I think I thought; therefore, I think I was.
I think I understand everything but then I regain consciousness.
I think I understand what I just said!
I think I understand what I just said!
I think I was affected by the caffeine. - George [Seinfeld]
I think I was cheated; a mechanic charged $80 to rotate my spark plugs
I think I was once. I think We were. --Jim Morrison
I think I was ripped off; $80 to rotate my spark plugs is too much
I think I wet myself. - Peter Puppy, to Earthworm Jim
I think I will be myself, I'm better at it than anyone else.
I think I will not hang myself today.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow.
I think I will take this opportunity to remove my ears
I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think I'd like door number one, Monty!  Mulder, PAPER CLIP
I think I'd like to meet this Duncan MacLeod. Kanwulf
I think I'd look good in, uh, on you.
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
I think I'll assimilate a little something today.   - Pooh of Borg
I think I'll blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus! --Marvin
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed. -Rambo & Youngquist
I think I'll give up psychology, stick with surgery. McCoy
I think I'll go program another Windows clone
I think I'll go program another Windows clone. No problem.
I think I'll go rub down my Seal-skin Umiak with Whale-oil
I think I'll go throw myself out an airlock... -- Tom Servo
I think I'll go to Mother and complain to her of this.
I think I'll go write that letter - Riker
I think I'll have another drink.
I think I'll have another drink. - Cogito sumere potum alterum.
I think I'll hide in the woods until the war is over. - Hawkeye
I think I'll just add a pinch of Smelling Salts and
I think I'll just buy a thermos
I think I'll just buy a thermos - Mike on freezers
I think I'll just go curl up with the Good Book. - Father Mulcahy
I think I'll just walk to and fro for a while
I think I'll move to the mountains and become a loner
I think I'll pass on the jerked pork.
I think I'll pluck my forehead skin - Crow as girl
I think I'll put my magnet collection next to my disks
I think I'll put new stuffing in the old couch, said Tom fill-a-sofa-cally
I think I'll quit procrastinating......  Tomorrow!
I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare
I think I'll stand on the left side of the ship, Tom reported.
I think I'll stick my head in the station's fusion reactor - Londo
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
I think I'll test my new stun gun. Here kitty, kitty!
I think I'll test that theory!  Crow T. Robot
I think I'll try that new Zima...hmmm...tastes like zhit.
I think I'll update my itinerary. Picard
I think I'll use a different font
I think I'll use a different font, Tom said boldly!
I think I'm a charismatic son of a gun.  -- George Bush
I think I'm a chicken
I think I'm a chicken - Mike as girl
I think I'm a clone now, and every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a closet extrovert.
I think I'm a werewolf, Tom said doggedly.
I think I'm alergic to Mondays AND Mornings.
I think I'm allergic to governments.
I think I'm allergic to governments. - StarWolf
I think I'm allergic to you so, get outta my face!
I think I'm better than the people who are trying to reform me.
I think I'm bleeding internally.- Rocko
I think I'm claustrophobic! - Q
I think I'm coming down with a cold. - Jim Henson
I think I'm coming down with aphids. - El Seed
I think I'm developing an aneurism - Tom
I think I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I think I'm due back at Ops, but go on, enjoy yourself. -  Kira
I think I'm enjoying what I think is happening.
I think I'm free, but the dogs they won't release me
I think I'm getting allergic to Tom - Gypsy
I think I'm getting dizzy and I rather like it. - Pinky
I think I'm getting the hang of this. - Quark
I think I'm going bald!
I think I'm going blind! - KISS
I think I'm going blind. Hercules
I think I'm going insane, on the road that will never take me home. --Jackyl
I think I'm going qwackers.
I think I'm going to be sick!!  &lt;BBBAARRRFFFF!!!!!&gt;
I think I'm going to cry.
I think I'm going to do something evil again. (Kasumi Tendo)
I think I'm going to enjoy this. Paris
I think I'm going to get space-sick. Chekov
I think I'm going to lawyer.
I think I'm going to like this century. Simple. Kirk
I think I'm going to make it my personal project. Sheridan
I think I'm gonna be just REAL sick any minute now!!!
I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today.   Beatles
I think I'm gonna blow up a town!
I think I'm gonna go be by myself for awhile
I think I'm gonna go into the family business. Charlie Calvin
I think I'm gonna have a HEART ATTACK and DIE from that surprise!
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die of 'not surprise'! -Iago
I think I'm gonna hurl...shining, shimmering, splendid
I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!
I think I'm gonna whoop my cookies!
I think I'm gonna, Barf.
I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks.
I think I'm gonna, Feed the Fish.
I think I'm gonna, Hurl.
I think I'm gonna, Lose ones lunch
I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god.
I think I'm gonna, Puke.
I think I'm gonna, spew.
I think I'm having an indentical crisis
I think I'm having heart palpitations! - Crow
I think I'm in love, She's Pagan AND uses a real computer.
I think I'm insane. - Wally
I think I'm just going to lie here for a little while. -- Force
I think I'm losing my ... er ... what's it called?
I think I'm on a voyage of the damned. --Holodoc
I think I'm on fire and I have insects in my brains!
I think I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe
I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him
I think I'm starting to feel a growing need for your attention!
I think I'm warming up to the ice age
I think I've found -my- moving buddy! -- Bo-peep
I think I've found the source of the transmission. Kim
I think I've found your marbles
I think I've given you all the support I can... - Kira
I think I've got a headache
I think I've got a headache, what do you think you have?
I think I've got a headache.....
I think I've got every possible disease known, except paranoia.
I think I've got gangrene of the feet. -Foot Warrior
I think I've got something. - Dax
I think I've lost an electron, said the atom positively
I think I've lost my mind. Please watch where you step!
I think I've seen that one too
I think I've spent far too much time looking at "tail -f /var/log/exim/
I think I....I really need to talk. - Lwaxana
I think Kevin is a conduit of some kind - Mulder (1x04)
I think Lorena Bobbitt just had penis envy.
I think Megabytes's popped a motherboard! - Bob
I think Mom put me out here this early on PURPOSE
I think Murphy was an optimist
I think NASA wants to study my brain
I think NT was written in Debug
I think Nuclear war is bad
I think Orville's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think Orville's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think Orville's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think Orville's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think Orville's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think Orville's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think Orville's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think Orville's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think Orville's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think Orville's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think Orville's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think Orville's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think Orville's one taco short of a combination platter
I think Orville's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay --Tom
I think Piper picked a peck of problems &lt;Heenan&gt;
I think Quayle's next job should be Crash Test Dummy.
I think Sampo is a naughty rubber novelty item!
I think Tanis cut off my hair!--Tasslehoff
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg &lt;g&gt;.
I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg.
I think Timmy's trying to kill Tom Servo! -- Crow T. Robot
I think Trent should write a song stating his opinion on yours
I think Troi has very expressive (.)(.) eyes. Don't you?
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I think a fish'll taste better if it was bad morally. - Dangerfield
I think a lot, therefore I am around a lot.
I think about echomail. All the time. But I'm not obsessed or anything
I think about sex 25 hours a day!
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard
I think all feminists should work as housewives, said Tom deliberately.
I think all of us are looking at the future with yesterday's eyes. - Dan Burrus
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.  --A Bit of Fry and Laurie
I think as long as you suffer for your sins, they don't count - Calvin
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
I think best to music. - The Doctor
I think cement is more interesting than people think.
I think cement is more interesting than people think.  Prof. Gumby
I think coffee should fall between numbers 1 and 2
I think doctor, you know just where to store it.
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwater
I think everyone understands what my intentions are.  Clinton 1-96
I think feminism is a fine thing, women *should* have hobbies.
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport.
I think geniuses should be given special considerations - Calvin
I think grown-ups just ACT like they know what they're doing Calvin
I think he IS lightning. - Fox Mulder
I think he can hear you, Ray.
I think he deserves a good yelling-at.  &lt;g&gt; - Anna Steven
I think he deserves a hug - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he did a little to much LDS.  -Kirk
I think he got dumped on too - Crow on Jimmy Carter
I think he had a little too much of that LDS - Kirk
I think he has whiskey jet - Tom
I think he incited _your_ imagination. - Scully
I think he wants to communicate! - The Mask
I think he wants to communicate. - S. Ipkiss
I think he's a couple bushels shy of a full crop
I think he's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
I think he's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
I think he's a couple of sharps short of B Major
I think he's a couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
I think he's a couple sharps short of B Major.
I think he's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
I think he's a few bricks short of a whole wall.
I think he's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable!
I think he's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think he's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think he's attempting re-entry sir. - Q (Moonraker)
I think he's been sniffing his invisible ink. -Hawk, about Flagg
I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool!
I think he's getting tired of watching me smile. - Jadzia Dax
I think he's lost his merry little mind. - Plucky Duck
I think he's lost his merry little mind. -Geco
I think he's lying! -- Gypsy
I think he's made of chili now -Tom on guy who got zapped
I think he's one taco short of a combination platter
I think he's one tile short of a seven letter word
I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
I think he's playing the lead violin part on a viola.
I think he's playing the old five-string guitar.
I think he's pulling your leg. Yar to Riker
I think he's self conscious about his big ole'butt - Crow
I think he's under-applying the death ray. -- Crow T. Robot
I think his trolley is off its tracks, myself
I think i'll just stay here and drink
I think icon, I think icon, I think icon
I think if I was the Queen's maid I'd moan like a Gregorian monk.-AM
I think im Bi..Linda evangelista makes me weak in the knees
I think in celluloid
I think in digital, therefore I am online.
I think it *was* Satan; yes sir, Satan it was!"--H.S. principal
I think it a bit tacky to wear diamonds before I'm 40. Audrey Hepburn
I think it changed more than just the way I look. Human Torres
I think it is reasonable to take precautions. Picard
I think it is time we demonstrate the full power of this station.
I think it looks like it looks. -- Tessa, on Napoleon Bust
I think it moved. (George)
I think it needs more juice.
I think it was 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers.'
I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said
I think it was, "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
I think it was, `Blessed are the cheesemakers'! - Pilgrim
I think it will be best if we clear this area. - Bashir
I think it will work.. I saw it in a cartoon once
I think it's Jerry Garcia! -Tommy with a Santa doll, 3rd Rock f/t Sun
I think it's a `Take Back The Night' march. -- Crow T. Robot
I think it's a bit runnier than you like it, sir
I think it's a dirty little rubber novelty item! -- Tom Servo
I think it's a good idea. - Mulder
I think it's about time we voted for senaters with breast. After all, we've`been voting for boobs long enough
I think it's about time you guys became politically correct.
I think it's all just a bunch of crazy people howling at the moon - FM
I think it's alright, sir. - Uhura
I think it's evil and it'll never sell. -- Joel Robinson
I think it's good that everyone becomes food.  - - Hobbes
I think it's great. Scotty, get us out of here! Kirk
I think it's important that you observe this. -- Winchester to BJ
I think it's perfectly clear we're in the wrong band --Tori Amos
I think it's plausible that someone would think you're hot. - Mulder
I think it's remotely plausible that someone might find you hot
I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie. &lt;Ash&gt;
I think it's sick!  I mean, how GROSS!
I think it's something far more deliberate & insidious" - Mulder
I think it's stuck
I think it's subterfuge - Dr. Forrester
I think it's sweet - Mike to Bots
I think it's the pate. - Ace Ventura
I think it's time I had a perm, said Tom liltingly.
I think it's time for my medication
I think it's time to change the air in your woman.
I think it's time to take a dip in the old secretarial pool! - Roy
I think it's time we considered that suicide pact.  Crow
I think it's time we gave something back - OCP President
I think it's wonderful. Kes
I think it's worth a try. Troi
I think it's wrong that only one company makes Monopoly
I think its going terrifically well, don't you? -- Albert Rosenfeld
I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot. -- Mulder
I think its time we considered that suicide pact - Crow
I think lack of discresion was the lest of his sins." - Scully (Avat.)
I think man invented the car by instinct.
I think maybe Gov. Clinton Exaggerated a little bit." - T
I think my 'biological clock' needs new batteries
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I think my bank is in trouble. Right next to the pens chained to the desk, they've chained the bank president
I think my biological clock has become a snooze alarm?
I think my brain needs a few more denrongs in it.
I think my brain needs a good defragging.
I think my brain needs a good defragging.
I think my career is ruined!
I think my cerebellum just fused!  - - Calvin
I think my data transmission is low on fluid
I think my dog has a misguided interest in my leg.
I think my dog just TANDYed in your yard.
I think my ex's sex drive's had a surge supressor!!
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. - Han Solo
I think my family tree is a few branches short!
I think my floppy's cylinders need a token ring job.
I think my hamster is polishing
I think my holosuites can wait. Quark
I think my last .REP file included one of my feet
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle!
I think my learning curve is a circle!
I think my learning curve is a circle.-- David And
I think my mind has a few bad sectors
I think my modem and my phone are having an affair
I think my opinion has a little more than partial bearing :) -Jalapeno
I think my sex drive's got a surge suppressor!
I think my spaceship knows which way to go
I think my spelcheker is broaken
I think my tires are bald, Tom said warily.
I think not, said Descartes and promptly vanished.
I think not, said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
I think not, said Descartes... and promptly vanished.
I think not, therefore I am not
I think not, therefore I am not!NO CARRIER
I think not. said Orville, and he suddenly ceased to exist.
I think oatmeal is erotic
I think of matter reclamation units & toilets when using replicators
I think of more tag linesin the  _______ than any room in the house.
I think of myself as me. -- Odo
I think of you often... -- Hannibal Lector
I think one may have puncture your lung. - Sheridan
I think our lives just became a lot more complicated -Picard
I think our minds are too finely trained, Magicthies
I think out loud, therefore you can hear me.
I think perhaps you better both... come inside. - Riff Raff
I think perhaps you both had better... come inside
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa. -- Frank Zappa
I think schizophrenia is a two sided problem, and so do I
I think several of the people here are dead.
I think sex is better than lo
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
I think sexual ecstasy is over-rated
I think she looks better half klingon-half human!!!1
I think she touched my handles - Joel
I think she's a few channels short of Basic Cable
I think she's a honey.  Look at those jugs. -- Bela Lugosi
I think she's about 2 disks short of a full backup.
I think she's as lost here as I am. -- Sam Beckett
I think she's been into the Percodan.  Crow T. Robot
I think she's burning altars in her head. - Collective Soul
I think she's going to make an attempt on your life! - O'Brien
I think she's on the Klingon Homeworld. Torres
I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
I think so Brain, but burlap makes me chafe so. -Pinky
I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so Brain, but next time you wear the tutu.  -Pinky
I think so Brain, but this time _you_ wear the tutu.
I think so Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so Brain. But would anyone buy them if they were "Sad Meals"?
I think so, All, but this time you wear the tutu. -Pinky
I think so, Brain - but aren't the Rockettes mostly girls?
I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.  -- Pinky
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendancy to ride up so.
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
I think so, Brain, but isn't @F already married? - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
I think so, Brain, but isn't he already married? - Pinky
I think so, Brain, but this time *you* put the trousers on the chimp.
I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.  Pinky
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck & a hose at this hour?
I think so, Brain. But burlap chafes me so
I think so, Brain. But isn't Regis Philbin allready married?
I think so, Brain. But this time, YOU put the pants on the monkey!
I think so, Brain. But weren't we kicked out of the Cat Society?
I think so, Brain. But where will we find an all night Tatto Parlor?
I think so, Brain. But where will we get leather chaps our size?
I think so, Brain... but where will we find rubber pants our size?
I think so, Brain.But how'm I gonna remember a whole opera in Yiddish?
I think so. Do I have the wrong word again - Crow
I think some people are gonna have a drug problem. - Carl Robinson
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
I think somebody done tinkled in his gene pool!
I think somebody musta pee'd in his gene pool.
I think someone at Earth Dome has gone complete mental. - Garibaldi
I think someone drained his gene pool!
I think someone electrified the corridor, Tom said haltingly.
I think someone's Crayola box is a few colors short
I think that ALL Moderators should be Shot at Dawn!
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde
I think that Hitler was too moderate-J.B. Stoner
I think that I am going to be sick &lt;BBBAAARRRFFF&gt;
I think that I am tired of reality.  I am going to read Taglines.
I think that I detect just a glimmer of optimism here
I think that I left my body in my other clothes
I think that I shall never see / A clear line to my ISP
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tr
I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy! 
I think that I shall never see a finished genealogy.
I think that I shall never see a mess such as my family tree
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as http://www.tree.org/index.html
I think that I shall never see, A completed genealogy.
I think that I shall never see, a fundy smarter than a tree
I think that I shall never see, a thing so lovely to disagree.
I think that I shall never see; a completed genealogy.
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
I think that I'll stand up wind, if you don't mind.
I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it. - Pinky
I think that I'm the friendliest gal in my zipcode.
I think that Western civilisation would be an excellent idea
I think that a tentative maybe might be what is possibly called for.
I think that everybody has to find the right poetry.&lt;Wakoski&gt;
I think that fate brought us together.
I think that is just common sense isnt it?
I think that now would be quite nice. Picard
I think that oinker killed himself, Sue E. sighed. -John Foster [sooey]
I think that pretty much covers the fly-by
I think that there's more than enough blame to spread around. -Sisko
I think that thing is wrong, and I don't know why. Kirk
I think that was a *single* entendre...  Tom Servo
I think that was a SINGLE entendre - Tom
I think that wasp is in pain, Tom bemoaned.
I think that would affect my stomach more than my heart.
I think that's a lot of buffalo-bagels. - Col. Potter
I think the $64,000 question is what is this thing looking for? - FM
I think the Galaxy owes me one... - Kirk ST:G
I think the Good Book is mising some pages --Tori Amos
I think the U.S. should get outta this movie
I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up. - Wakko Warner
I think the behavior is genetic.
I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely @F.
I think the cartoon just started - Yakko
I think the cupcakes are following me!
I think the dead *are* talking to us, Mulder; demanding justice. - DS
I think the editor went on a lunch break - Tom
I think the family tree needs pruning
I think the first lady made a mistake, tom said hilariously
I think the good book is missing some pages
I think the king is but a man, as I am.
I think the lack of discretion is the least of his sins - DS (3x21)
I think the literature refers to it as 'a stupid guy-thing.'
I think the only one who feels safer since after 9-11 is Osama bin Laden.
I think the only person that got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I think the only person that got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell' - BlackAdder
I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell
I think the pizza rolls are gone - Crow
I think the use-by date on your brain expired!!
I think the weather has been altered by rocket launches.
I think the word you're looking for is AAARRRRGGGHHH!
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after. -- Chick
I think the world is run by &#8216;C' students. --Al McGuire
I think the world is run by C students.
I think there are more storms to come
I think there are more storms to come - Don Horton
I think there are pieces of me you've never seen - Tori Amos
I think there is a world markert for about five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
I think there's a *HUGE* conspiracy here, Scully. - Mulder (DT)
I think there's a data leak in here!
I think there's no such thing as private postings, but there's routing
I think therefore I am ... I think.
I think therefore I am a Consumer.
I think therefore I am awake
I think therefore I am not a liberal democrat
I think therefore I am obviously overqualified.
I think therefore I am overqualified.
I think therefore I am, I think?
I think therefore I am, said Descartes
I think therefore I am.... I, uh...  well... think
I think therefore I am...dangerous.
I think therefore I set off the smoke alarm
I think therefore I... shoot, was I saying something?
I think therfore I can
I think they all simply get tired of hearing my voice.  Kira
I think they care, but just don't know how to show it. - Anna Steven
I think they give that kid too much freedom - Tom
I think they like you. -EWJim  THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH! -PeterPuppy
I think they may be running some kind of test - Mulder  (3x23)
I think they rewired that man's brain! - Mulder (Deep Throat)
I think they used to call them transistor units. - Scott
I think thinking is so important.
I think thinking is so important. - Baldrick
I think this a case of too much faith and too much sugar. Mulder
I think this about more than the heist - Crow
I think this bar is just a _little_ too near to the exit. - Odo
I think this guy peaked in high school - Tom on teacher
I think this is a case of too much faith and too much sugar. - Mulder
I think this is a case of too much faith... - Mulder (Revelations)
I think this is a joke.  Can anyone verify it?
I think this is about more than the heist -- Crow T. Robot
I think this is from a comedy called My Best Friend is a Vampire!
I think this is getting needlessly messianic
I think this is the old Item 1 + Item 2 = *BANG*! formula
I think this moderator went up with the MARS PROBE
I think this new ship was put togerther by monkeys! - Scotty
I think this quoting think is really getting out of hand...:)
I think this sorta falls under the.. Move it elsewhere catagory.. -Vhu
I think too much or not at all. --Issac Asimov
I think very _little_ goes on here without your knowledge. - Odo
I think we all feel that way at one time or another. - Mulder
I think we are all Bozos on this bus
I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Eliot
I think we both understand each other. - Kirk
I think we broke her. - Top Dollar
I think we can afford a detour. Janeway
I think we can handle the situation. - Picard
I think we copied the Tagline file over it
I think we crapped out. - Hawkeye
I think we found them, Kirk wailed
I think we get the picture. Chakotay
I think we have a difference of opinion here. - Yakko
I think we have the situation in hand, Commander. -- Quark
I think we just lost the baby with the bath water.
I think we just met today's Special Friend... - Yakko
I think we just met today's special friend.  Yakko Warner
I think we know each other well enough. - Sisko to Dukat
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I think we need a Zone 3 dogs echo.  If you agree, netmail me :)
I think we ought to castrate him and turn him loose.
I think we ought to give room service another call. - Sulu
I think we should begin our search in the Romulan engine room. -Picard
I think we should differentiate the magnetic flux, said Tom defiantly.
I think we should put a ban on all censorship
I think we should start a campaign to protect the rights of Taglines!
I think we should switch to synthale. O'Brien
I think we should take down that dour statue of William Penn and put up Atilla the Hun
I think we took a wrong turn. - Luke
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist.
I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist. - Calvin's Father
I think we'll let it go.........._this_ time. - Sisko
I think we'll spend the night here, Mr Spock. - Kirk
I think we're ALL bozos on this board
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
I think we're all alike, quite talented with grape jelly+
I think we're all bozos on this bus!
I think we're due for a pickup. Kirk
I think we're gonna need a new Timmy! - Mr. Lizard, Dinosaurs
I think we're gonna need another Timmy! - Mr. Lizard
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
I think we're in trouble. We're in trouble!
I think we're saddling the horses before we're ready to ride
I think we're supposed to *read* the messages... :) heh heh heh
I think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh
I think we're talking the same language here. - Quark
I think we've created a fetish, Chris --Singled Out
I think we've found the problem. - Geordi
I think we've made a lot of progress. - Beverly
I think what you believe I said is not what I meant
I think whatever happens it's over! - Kalas
I think women and seamen don't mix - Smithers
I think ya hear me knockin, and I think I'm comin in!
I think you already know what we're looking for - Mulder
I think you better come and look at this. Paris
I think you better get up here! - Mulder to Scully
I think you better sit down, Susan. - Sheridan
I think you could be a good candidate for synaptic reconstruction
I think you die today, I think you will be made sacrifice. - Roland
I think you guys are seeing something that isn't there."--Scully
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
I think you have a screw loose...  TV's Frank
I think you have acute appendicitis. Thank you, doctor. Now how about the sharp pain in my stomach?
I think you have just been tagged
I think you have just been tagged... - TEC
I think you have just been tagged...&lt;g&gt;
I think you have me confused with someone who give
I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm comin' in!
I think you just conjugated the entire Pentagon. - Hawkeye
I think you just created a monster of me
I think you just ran out of credibility. - Scully to Mulder
I think you knocked out a filling. - Mulder (Fallen Angel)
I think you know what I mean. - Bashir
I think you know what I think about Random Tags.
I think you know what I think about Re: Car
I think you need serious help. :) - Dione
I think you need to see a pee-sychiatrist. - Wakko
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin
I think you over estimate your position in the chain of command. - DS
I think you overestimate their chances! - Governor Tarkin
I think you really find it quite pleasurable. - Frank
I think you recognize this huge, sweating mound of blubber here, eh fatso?
I think you screwed his bubble down too tight-Crow on Tom
I think you screwed his bubble down too tight.  Crow T. Robot
I think you should each take half of the child, said Tom solemnly
I think you should get that checked out
I think you should give Cokie Roberts a scalp massage-Tom
I think you should know you have a friend in the FBI. - Mr. X
I think you should listen to all of them. --Winters.
I think you should listen to him. --Winters.
I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll thin
I think you spanked the wrong bot -Crow on Tom's bad joke
I think you spanked the wrong bot... -- Crow T. Robot
I think you understand obsession better than you let on. - Chase
I think you understand that you've got it.
I think you volunteered me a little quick, there. - Radar
I think you want the OTHER Ron Janorkar!
I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night
I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night -Mrs Cleaver
I think you will die, Joel! -- Dr. Forrester
I think you will fit in nicely. - EV-9D9
I think you worried for me then
I think you'll find he's an Orion, Doctor. Spock
I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again. - Marvin
I think you're a few channels short of Basic Cable.
I think you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
I think you're all wrong. - Kira
I think you're being overly paranoid about him, Scully. - Mulder
I think you're getting athlete's tounge
I think you're gonna die! Oh no, not again...
I think you're mistaking me for someone you want me to be
I think you're over reacting - Troi
I think you're over reacting - Troi
I think you're pretty tough, don't i? ==Daffy Duck==
I think you're working from an old rule book, Paris. Kim
I think you've gone funny in the head little buddy...- Earthworm Jim
I think you've just made my point for me. - Sisko
I think you've rediscovered the definition of Violently Ill.
I think your 'biological clock' needs new batteries
I think your cape is FAAABULOUS!  Crow T. Robot
I think your echo is good
I think your face um'did the trick'...:) - TEC
I think your face um... 'did the trick'...:)
I think your playmates are a little preoccupied just now. - Geek
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It's very common among losers
I think your trolley is off its tracks
I think's a medium...being used by some alien...to body jump. - FM
I think, "We The People..For the United States" says it all
I think, ....  Do You?
I think, @F, you could definitely use a new suit
I think, @TOFIRST@, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, Doctor, you could *definitely* use a new suit. - Sisko
I think, Doctor, you know just where you can store it.
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think...Maybe!
I think, Orville, you could definitely use a new book.
I think, Sebastian. Therefore I am. - Pris
I think, Therefore I am,...I Think?.
I think, so I play VGA Planets (Decartes)
I think, there for I am not a creationist
I think, there for I am...  so what's your excuse?
I think, therefoe I am DANGEROUS.
I think, therefore I Amiga
I think, therefore I add Taglines.
I think, therefore I add Taglines. ...Often, they're YOURS!
I think, therefore I add taglines
I think, therefore I am (or am I?).
I think, therefore I am . . single
I think, therefore I am ... I think.
I think, therefore I am ... Independent.
I think, therefore I am ... a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am ... a Republican.
I think, therefore I am I think.
I think, therefore I am Independent.
I think, therefore I am NOT in government.
I think, therefore I am Republican.
I think, therefore I am a conservative.
I think, therefore I am a target. Ensign Expendable
I think, therefore I am a threat to the New World Order
I think, therefore I am confused.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
I think, therefore I am depressed. - Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am not Politically Correct
I think, therefore I am not a creationist.
I think, therefore I am not a feminist!
I think, therefore I am not a politician.
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think, therefore I am over qualified.
I think, therefore I am paid.
I think, therefore I am single.
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am.  What's your excuse?
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I think, therefore I am. - Cogito, ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am. But what do I think, therefore what am I?
I think, therefore I am. I think.
I think, therefore I am... dangerous
I think, therefore I am... dangerous, that is
I think, therefore I am... dangerous.
I think, therefore I am... not a Democrat.
I think, therefore I am... not a Republican.
I think, therefore I am....I think. - Descartes
I think, therefore I am...dangerous.
I think, therefore I am; a tree doesn't, therefore it isn't
I think, therefore I amI think.
I think, therefore I amnot a Republican.
I think, therefore I better get back to work
I think, therefore I have a headache.
I think, therefore I saw a puddy cat.
I think, therefore I scan.
I think, therefore I thwim.
I think, therefore I will be arrested anytime now
I think, therefore I'm confused
I think, therefore I'm liberal.
I think, therefore I'm not very popular
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
I think, therefore I'm single.
I think, therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston
I think, therefore my brain hurts
I think, therefore, I am single.
I think, therefore, I am... not related to you
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator.
I think, therefore... I might be
I think.  Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
I think. I am making a political statement. B.C
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS!
I think. Therefore, I am. -- Rene Descartes
I think...  I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Escher
I think...  therefore, I'm not liberal.
I think... I think I'm... rebelling - Kryten
I think... therefore I am Conservative.
I think... whatever happens... its over... -- Kalas
I think................I am paid.
I think............cauth I can't thwim.
I think........therefore I am overqualified.
I think...therefore I can't be a liberal.
I think...therefore, I am a conservative.
I think...therefore, I'm not a liberal.
I think; therefore I am. - Descartes
I think; therefore, I'm single.
I thinkI think I'mrebelling --Kryten.
I thinks we about to be indigested. - Greasepit
I thinks, therefore, I is
I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did !  I did!
I though I was a wit, and I was half right
I though time was suspended in this ship? - Picard
I thought "PAGAN" meant "PARTY"??????
I thought *I* said that. Kirk
I thought *you* did the backup!
I thought Canada was spelled: C Eh N Eh D Eh (?)
I thought DEL *.* -really- deleted the files!
I thought Ferengi LIKED eating bugs.--Sisko
I thought I bought this computer to save time
I thought I could do the best good at A&M during Vietnam. - Phil Gramm
I thought I could smell petrol. - Nikki Lauder
I thought I could teach him as well as Yoda taught me
I thought I felt bad when I had no shoes until I met the man who had no feet.
I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
I thought I had quite a wit. Turns out, I was only half right.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
I thought I might go by the name of Thomas. Lt. Riker
I thought I said 'No Dangling over the Promenade..' - Odo
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat
I thought I saw a Puddy Cat..I thought I saw a Puddy Cat
I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off
I thought I thunk a thought.
I thought I told you NOT to install Windows on the main computer!!!
I thought I told you guys already?!
I thought I told you no _dangling_ over the Promenade. - Odo
I thought I told you to cancel that order?! - Quark
I thought I told you--no dangling on the Promenade.--Odo
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was a wit, but I was only half right
I thought I was confused when I =didn't= know what was going on
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Arkansas
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Mississippi.
I thought I was dead once, then I found out I was just in Nebraska
I thought I was dead, then I found that I was just in Alabama.
I thought I was dead, then I realized I was just in Terre Haute.
I thought I was dead. Chakotay
I thought I was fine until feminism redefined me!
I thought I was having a wet dream, only to find the waterbed leaking!
I thought I was in Hell once, but it was just jury duty
I thought I was in trouble, but I was in Tribble. Now I'm in trouble!
I thought I was insane once. I must have been crazy
I thought I was losing my mind for a moment. - Cosmo
I thought I was mistaken but I was mistaken.
I thought I was on the wrong ship - Wesley
I thought I was the empath -- Deanna
I thought I was wishy-washy, but now I am not sure
I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
I thought I would send YOU on this adventure. - Gandalf
I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!
I thought I'd pay the Romulans a visit. - Sisko
I thought I'd say 'Hello' first, then take the office. -- Sisko
I thought I'd use your front door. - The Crow
I thought Jackie O. was something you did in the bathroom. -- Strange de Jim
I thought NODE was what a Sysop was aware of
I thought NODE was what my SysOp was already aware of.
I thought Odo looked a little pail last night
I thought Pearl Harbor was a girl!
I thought RAMDISK was an installation process !!
I thought Tag theft was OK. Then the cops found all my license plates!
I thought UAE was a Country 'til I discovered Windows.
I thought Vidas Gerulitas was a geriatric disorder
I thought Watchers never used cameras. - Duncan MacLeod
I thought Windows were supposed to be clear ?
I thought Wolvie was the team bruiser. -Jubilee  We get by. -Cyclops
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I thought YOU took the house keys
I thought a "hard drive" was NY to LA in 2 days!
I thought a CON: was a trick until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a king can do whatever he wants! --Simba
I thought a low-level format was done in the basement!
I thought a pair of boobs where two dumb guys on TV
I thought a port was a harbor town until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a process was a legal action until I discovered Amiga!
I thought a track-ball was Captain Kirk's dance party!
I thought about Jenny all the time. Forrest Gump
I thought about becoming a liberal, but, hey, I like my s
I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
I thought about being Born Again.  Mom refused.
I thought about being born again but Mom said "no".
I thought about being born again but my mother refused.
I thought about being born again, but Mom said "NO!"
I thought about being born again, but mom refused.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
I thought about joining The Optimists Club, but, then I had my doubts.
I thought all Sysops liked pain and suffering.
I thought all cats had Nine Lives? Mine die after 1 or 2 throttlings!
I thought an oxymoron was a dumb guy riding a bull!
I thought axe-murderer tendencies were normal?
I thought butterflies flew every where
I thought cat's owners had nine lives too...guess I was wrong!
I thought charity was supposed to be free! -Butt-Head
I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle
I thought electric chairs were supposed to keep you warm?
I thought fun was supposed to be FUN. - Hobbes
I thought he was unstable, but I had no idea he had a machette
I thought he was your friend? - Kira
I thought his first love is the theater - Mike
I thought if I hung on for 1 more day, they might rescue me.-T.Riker
I thought innuendo was an Italian insult.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came @FN@.
I thought it couldn't get worse, but then came you.
I thought it might be fun for all of us to sing a few songs together.
I thought it might look good on me. Lore
I thought it over. And I'm ready now. - Ivanova
I thought it was Cheeto - Tom on odd Japanese name
I thought it was a bit on the "over kill" side ... but whatever!
I thought it was a topic you were interested in. -Data
I thought it was about time I recruited some little green men.
I thought it was all a bad dream, but I was afraid to say something!
I thought it was just a normal death ray... -- Tom Servo
I thought it was one of these paintings coming to life - Scully
I thought it was set on STUN!!
I thought it was the computer, but it was a brain virus
I thought it was the metal bars that separated us from the animals
I thought it was the most appropriate name anyone could give me. - Odo
I thought it was time for a change. Sisko on his goatee
I thought it was to have you committed. - Hawkeye to Frank
I thought it was, sir.   Another error on my part. - McCoy
I thought maybe you'd been in a rickshaw wreck. - Frank to Margaret
I thought my HD had sliped a disk but it was just tight boots
I thought my costumes were faaaaabulous!
I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it
I thought of a good Tagline, but forgot it!
I thought of a good recipe, but forgot it!
I thought of being born again, but my mother refused
I thought of that too, but now is definitely NOT the time to ask them.
I thought of this tagline before YOU did!  Neener neener
I thought of you, and the years and all the sadness fell away from me.
I thought only women wore pumps.
I thought orcs had only 1 hit die.
I thought power was in politics until I discovered Amiga!
I thought sex was a pain in the backside until I discovered women
I thought she had a 4-hour orgasm, then I found out she was epileptic.
I thought she was at the airport, sniffing luggage. - Drexell's Clas
I thought she'd never leave. - Q
I thought so
I thought technology could solve any problem - Geordi
I thought that I had already given it to you-but I'll give it again
I thought that I wouldn't get interrupted with talk anymore, but I see I was wrong. - Tony Crighton
I thought that cables were TV-networks until I discovered Amiga!
I thought that everything else would just wait -Pink Floyd
I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. - C-3PO
I thought that love would last forever.  I was wrong. -- Auden
I thought that the photon torpedoes moved at the speed of light.
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise... 
I thought that was funny. - Radar
I thought that went well, didn't you? - Beverly
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I thought that you were trying to get into shape?  I am.  The shape I've selected is round...
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice
I thought the 10 commandments were multiple choice
I thought the Ferengi liked eating bugs." "Only certain bugs
I thought the International Dateline was a 900 number!
I thought the Temperance League meetings were fun - Tom
I thought the message said to come alone. Sheridan
I thought the only way to leave PSI-Corp was feet first - Garabaldi
I thought the police always said 'Freeze.' - The Crow
I thought there was something twitchy about him. - Yeoman Rand
I thought there'd be more racketeering
I thought there'd be more racketeering...  Mike Nelson
I thought they only smelled bad on the outside!
I thought they said that all the shadows were killed except one
I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTside! H. Solo
I thought they were lying about it, myself
I thought they'd cured that in 1940,  said the Doctor
I thought this WAS The Off-Topic Conference.
I thought this was a pleasure cruise, where are the Whips & Chains?
I thought this was gonna be pocket lawn-darts. -- Crow T. Robot
I thought those guys were in jail?
I thought underwear was spose'ta match - Crow
I thought up a great tagline, but it was a sight gag.
I thought upon Shadows, and of the places beyond Shadows
I thought we could exchange our mail. - Capt. Pierce to Capt. Pierce
I thought we might just talk for a moment. Janeway
I thought we were an autonomous collective. --Monty Python
I thought we were bored out of our skulls - Hobbes
I thought we were cutting down his sugar intake. -Calvin's Dad
I thought we were friends! - Banquo
I thought we were supposed to be looking for Jacobs. --Franklin.
I thought you _wanted_ this job? - O'Brien
I thought you agreed to phone me before doing anything impossible.
I thought you did a milk carton.
I thought you did the backups...
I thought you didn't approve of Starfleet. - Amanda
I thought you knew. I dropped that stink bomb - Crow
I thought you liked him, 'e liked you -- Magenta to Riff Raff
I thought you might enjoy meeting someone of your own age. - Rand
I thought you might enjoy stopping by a holosuite. - Bashir
I thought you might like to talk about it. - Kira
I thought you only liked those paranormal type cases.-Scully to Mulder
I thought you said 'No boring questions.' - Dot
I thought you said it was a party! - Dot
I thought you said the Ocampa had our people. Janeway
I thought you said they called this place Fun City!  -Annie
I thought you said you were an accountant!
I thought you said, "grand illusion," not "grand delusion!"
I thought you smoked myra? HmmmMaybe you husband was lieing?
I thought you told me I was married. Sisko
I thought you wanted me to help you go -- Geordi
I thought you was dead, Mister Man! - Detta Holmes
I thought you were Andorian! Lenz to Bashir
I thought you were a wit... well, I was half right
I thought you were dead
I thought you were dead. I guess it was the wedding ring.
I thought you were dead...
I thought you were going to kill me - Scully to Mulder  (3x23)
I thought you were going to pick up the kids
I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
I thought you were just going to kiss me! Shanda
I thought you were one of a kind.  &lt;Chiun&gt;
I thought you were talking about Yamok sauce? - Nog
I thought you were trying to get into shape
I thought you were very brave. - Nala
I thought you weren't going to become a man like your father. Kay Adams
I thought you'd be alone.  Excuse me. - T.Riker
I thought you'd be on your way to Bajor by now. - Sisko
I thought you'd died ... or gone to Birmingham. - Ange
I thought your liver was still a virgin. - BJ to Radar
I thought your motto was trust no one. - Scully
I thought, therefore I was.
I thought, therefore I was. -Descartes tombstone
I thoughtlessly reinstalled Windoze the other night.
I thougt we were an autonomous collective. -- Woman
I threatened to shut off the power...he threatened to kill me. -- Quark
I threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft)
I threw a whole box of mothballs and didn't hit a single moth.
I threw away my candy bar and I ate the wrapper
I threw caution to the wind.  It threw it back
I threw caution to the wind.  It threw it back.  I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind.  The wind threw it back.
I threw caution to the wind. It threw it back. I ducked.
I threw caution to the wind. The wind threw it back!
I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
I thrive on stress
I throw myself to your tender mercies, Mr Moderator
I throw pennies away
I throw thy name against the bruising stones.  &lt;Shakespeare&gt;
I throw thy name against the bruising taglines. -- Tagspeare
I thrust the nail into the soft yielding wood - Mike
I thunk, therefore I was.
I thwow my shield and slay the monsters
I to d yo , "Never touch  he flo py di k su face!"
I to mi je neki mesersmit !!
I to*d yo*, "Never*touch *he flo*py di*k su*face!"
I toast your sleaziness! - Crow
I toast your sleaziness! -- Crow T. Robot
I toast, therefore I am. * Talkie Toaster
I toast. Therefore I am.
I toasted the Raptor COWS!  :]  Oo-ooo-oOo-AA-Ah!!!
I told 'em we already got one! &lt;snicker snicker&gt;
I told 'im we already got [a Holy Grail]
I told Dad I'd stopped smoking.  He called me a quitter.
I told Juan Valdez to get his ass out of my pantry
I told Miss Zarves not to meet me for lunch. - Mrs. Jewls
I told Mom when you were born. Kill it and sell the milk!
I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terek Nor. Bashir-2
I told Sisko he'd never get close to Terok Nor & I was right!Bashir2
I told her that I would do anything to look into their eyes. - Winn
I told her to expect you to deny everything.  - - Calvin
I told her to expect you to deny everything. - C2 ===
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I told him I go from any similarity to beat him!
I told him he'd have days like this but not how many!
I told him it was illogical to maintain such an expectation.  Sarek
I told him it was just a flesh wound
I told him we already got one!
I told him we already got one! &lt;G&gt;
I told him we already have a Holy Grail
I told him, "Julie don't go!!!"   But he wouldn't listen.
I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them
I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises! -- Winston Churchill
I told my ex, "Don't move, I want to forget you just the way you are."
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."  One of them said, "So will you."	-- Rodney Dangerfield
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." - Joan Rivers
I told my spouse I wanted to die in bed; response: 'Again?'
I told my wife I wanted to die in bed. She said 'Again?'
I told that moderator off when I sa-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
I told the dog to SIT, why should I have to clear it up?
I told the elephants to forget it, but they CAN'T! -- Zazu
I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, found that I had fractured my skull
I told them our ancient stories. - Worf
I told them the Truth...& they FELL for it!
I told them the truth and they fell for it!
I told ya to design the Mars probe like a boom-a-rang
I told yo mama to act her age, so she keeled over and died.
I told you .. Never play leap frog with a unicorn !
I told you Firecracker Island wasn't safe! - Mike
I told you I would never say goodbye.
I told you NEVER to call me 'tiny'! - Sulu
I told you a million times: DON'T EXAGGERATE!
I told you before, I never repeat myself!
I told you he was the best - Picard
I told you i would never say goodbye -- NIN
I told you never to call me here! This is an unlisted wall.
I told you never to call me on this wall!  This is an unlisted wall!
I told you never to tell anyone!
I told you not to call me tiny -- Sulu
I told you not to suck on that caulking gun, but you had to do it.
I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh, Robert McKay
I told you so!!!! --Rush Limbaugh.
I told you to invest more money for a harder disk.
I told you to test his loyalty, not his endurance. Sheriff Buck
I told you you'd be robbin' no banks in my town! - The Mask
I told you, I don't know what it is! Cochrane on Companion
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
I told you, mom, He's here to kill me - Scully on Mulder  (3x23)
I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth
I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
I told you. You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God.
I told your mom to act her age, and the b*tch dropped dead !!
I too am not a recipe collector but rather a food memories collector.
I took 10 years off to sulk.-Fran Leibowitz
I took @FN@ to the zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took Michael's other glove.
I took a Bard for a lover and things just went from bed to verse
I took a Targa once and saw 16 million colors!
I took a baby shower.
I took a baby shower. -S.W.
I took a baby shower.  Steven Wright
I took a course in schizophrenia in college - I got a B and a C+
I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.  It's about Russia
I took a course in speed reading.  Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. - Steven Wright
I took a double take out on the interstate.
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay
I took a fish head out to see a movie, didn't have to pay to get it in
I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.- Fish Heads  SNL
I took a fishhead in to see a movie.  Didn't have to pay to get it in
I took a heavenly ride through our silence -Pink Floyd
I took a lie detector test.  No I didn't. - Stephen Wright
I took a lie detector test:  No I didn't. - S.W
I took a mail order bride, now I'm pen-pecked!
I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn't find the classroom
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
I took a wrong turn in a wormhole and ended up in the Epsilon Quadrant
I took a wrong turn on the Information Superhighway
I took an 8-hr. cold cure 7.9 hours ago
I took an IQ test and the results were negative
I took her love at seventeen, a little late these days it seems -Zep
I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could afford only half the lessons. Now I can ride a unicycle
I took my brother to the Children's Zoo, but they wouldn't keep him
I took my car in to have the alignment checked...it came back CE.
I took my cat for a cat scan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
I took my cat in for a cat scan. The diagnosis? It's a cat
I took my check to the bank today. It was too little to go by itself.
I took my girl skating to break the ice.
I took my kat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a kat
I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
I took my old Grandma to an antique auction.  Made $50!
I took my pet lion to Church.  He has to eat.
I took myself down to the fair in town on Independence Day
I took one look and kissed my heart away.
I took out the trash, Tom said literally.
I took poison, from the poison stream, then I floated outta here -U2
I took so long to remember...just what happened
I took that Turbo tube, or whatever -- Lwaxanna
I took the entire room! -- Lister
I took the path less travelled and got mugged
I took the road less traveled and fell in a hole.
I took the road less traveled..... Now I don't know where the hell I am.
I took thee for thy better.  Take thy fortune.
I took thee for thy better.  Take thy fortune.
I took to it like a duck takes to a roasting pan.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
I took you for a shallow lazy misguided opportunist who could be bought for a cheap token gift
I totally agree with you on that!
I totally agree with your motions.  Motions Denied. -- Data
I totally agree with your thoughts, @FN@. Let the 'games' begin!
I totally agree with your thoughts. Request Denied
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
I touched my inner child, but he reported me to the police
I touched your Vitalis - Mike as girl after kiss
I tought I taw a Blue Wave. I did, I did taw a Blue Wave!
I tought I taw a tagwine ... I did, I did see a tagwine! I STOLE IT!
I tought the DOS Aboretum was a computer flea market
I toute I taw I putty borg! (Next day) We did, we did - Tweety of borg
I tod yo, "Nevertouch he flopy dik suface!"
I trace family history so I will know who to blame. 
I traced his heart from his smile.
I traced my roots back to a cesspool. - Rodney Dangerfield
I tracked you down by your minty breath! Wambaugh
I traded a really good Tagline for this one.
I traded a really good recipe for this one.
I traffic in ambiguity
I train big felines, Tom lionized categorically.
I trained them myself; they're pretty damn good. --Garibaldi.
I transcend your paltry notions of gender.  -Q
I transmit, therefore I HAM !
I travel all over America, Tom stated.
I travel with the wind & listen to it's voices.
I traveling down the road and I'm flirtin' with disaster!
I tread the thin line between fantasy and fiction.
I treated her like a pair of gloves. When I was cold I called her
I tremble when I reflect that God is just.
I tried "The Wave" but it was all wet
I tried APL, but it was all Greek to me!
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow.
I tried MEMMAKER... I still can't remember.
I tried Macintosh once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried OS/2 once but didn't inhale
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. - B. Gates
I tried Unix but I couldn't get to greps with it
I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.
I tried a Twit Filter and suddenly I was invisible!
I tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked.
I tried and internal modem, but it hurt.
I tried atheism, but there weren't enough holidays
I tried being reasonable once--I didn't like it
I tried bondage but I didn't close the handcuffs
I tried chewin' that stuff, but it didn't do anything for me. -Beavis
I tried cocaine but I didn't actually sniff
I tried computer dating once, but I prefer women
I tried computer dating once; I decided I preferred women!
I tried drowning my sorrows - little suckers learned to swim!
I tried drowning my sorrows--then the suckers learned how to swim!
I tried fetishism but only with artificial leather
I tried giving him a cardiogram & it spelled out IOU.-Hawk on Frank
I tried heroin but I didn't push the plunger
I tried learning Eskimo, but I couldn't get Inuit.
I tried leaving Lorena Bobbitt a message, but I kept getting cut off.
I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes.
I tried making OJ from concentrate, but I got a headache
I tried paying my income tax with a smile but they wanted cash.
I tried phone sex but the receiver got stuck
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
I tried playing my shoehorn but all I got were footnotes
I tried reality but it didn't pay enough.
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I tried reality, but it required Windows.
I tried reality, it's not a viable lifestyle for me.
I tried sanity once. Didn't like it.
I tried sex magic: it didn't work, I still didn't get any
I tried sex once, but I never put it in
I tried shadow boxing once. My shadow won
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck i
I tried sniffing Coke once... almost drowned
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!
I tried snorting coke once.  I almost drowned.
I tried snorting coke...  I almost DROWNED!
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried that job, too, but they said I wasn't the right calibre
I tried that once. Couldn't change it back fast enough! - Beverly
I tried the Brightness dial..  But it didn't help!
I tried the best but I bought the one I could understand
I tried the best but bought the rest!!!
I tried the rest but bought the best! WILDCAT V3.02M
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried the rest but bought the best.....SLiMeR!!!!
I tried the rest but development was abandoned!!!
I tried the rest, and bought this anyway!
I tried the rest..., then wrote my own.  SPEED READ!
I tried thinking once... got a brain cramp
I tried to *warn* you Lorena's still out, on the loose!
I tried to *warn* you that Lorena Bobbitt is insane!
I tried to be sane once but I didn't like it.
I tried to be sensible once.What a waste of two minutes!
I tried to be subjective, but truth got in the way
I tried to be what everyone expected of me - Wesley
I tried to cc this to you, but it said
I tried to cc this to you, but it said "cc: syntax error at line 1"
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. - Lesley Boone
I tried to contain myself but I escaped!
I tried to contain myself, Stainless, but I escaped.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I tried to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving.
I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't...  My arm kept moving
I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't...  My arm kept moving. - Steven Wright
I tried to drown My problems..they like beer too :)
I tried to drown my problems but found out they can swim.
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows but the damn things learned to swim
I tried to drown my sorrows but they can swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the suckers learned how to swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim!
I tried to drown my sorrows; the suckers learned how to swim.&lt;=What?
I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
I tried to get a life, but I wound up at COMPUTER CITY
I tried to get a life, but it was back-ordered.
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
I tried to get a life, but they were out at Wal-Mart.
I tried to get a life, but they were out of stock
I tried to get a loan but the bank wouldn't take anime as collateral
I tried to jump start him but that didn't work - Mike
I tried to play my shoehorn ... all I got was footnotes.
I tried to play my shoehorn, but only got was footnotes.
I tried to play the shoehorn.  All I got was footnotes.
I tried to question reality but couldn't get a subpeona.
I tried to raise my kids as liberals, but they learned to read!
I tried to ram her into the ground
I tried to reform them, but they ended up twisting my mind
I tried to repel him; I really did! Patty Bouvier
I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!
I tried to stop the horse by pulling the cord, was Tom's tale of woe.
I tried to take a late night piss, but the toilet moved so again I missed
I tried to think but nothing happened!  -- Curly
I tried to tribble, but only got Worfed
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for repairs.
I tried to use my mind; but, it was closed for the day!
I tried to warn them, but it all happened just the way i remember it
I tried, but I got "RTFM: Command not found"
I tripped in a hole that was sticking up outa the ground.
I tripped over a hole that was sticking up from the groun
I tripped over the lamp plug, Tom said cordially.
I trust Dr Bashir has been taking care of _all_ your needs? - Sisko
I trust him as much as anyone. - Scully
I trust him with my life. - Scully
I trust him with my life." - Scully on Mulder (Irresisitable)
I trust in the Word of God.  --Psalm 119:42
I trust one person on this planet @FN@, & you're talking to her
I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
I trust you more than anyone on the station. - Kira
I try  very  hard  to say exactly what I mean
I try - in fact, most people tell me I am very trying
I try never to get involved in my own life. - Garibaldi
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck
I try not to have any ideas. They lead to complications
I try not to think about what might have been.
I try to apply Darwin's theories to my driving style
I try to avoid intelligence. - Frank Burns
I try to avoid roads that are in the process of disappearing. - Hawk
I try to avoid the obvious for very subtle reasons
I try to avoid thinking. It hurts too much. - Rodikins
I try to be a *very nice* obnoxious creep
I try to be as perverse as necessary  --Bleyz the Bard
I try to be smart once a year. Is it 1987 yet?
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
I try to dance with what life has to hand me.
I try to impress someone and always end on the short end.
I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brains fall out. - Judge
I try to leave out the parts that people skip. - Elmore Leonard
I try to make everone's day a little more surreal - Calvin
I try to make everybody's day a little more surreal
I try to move silently...  [in plate armor]
I try to see it both ways. - Anna Steven
I try to take one day at a time but lately several have hit me at once.
I try to take one day at a time, but often several days attack at once
I try to use my music to move these people to act... - Jimi Hendrix
I tryed snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
I tryed to draw a picture of my shadow but it kept moving
I tuned out most of his sermons years ago.
I turn on my headlights. -- Mech
I turn on the night... wear it's darkness with an empty smile -Floyd
I turn undead poets with holy symbolism.
I turned him into a raven and he flew out the window. -- Joseph
I turned left at Switzerland! - Brain
I turned my 300 into an HST..all it took was a rope and a fast car!
I turned my collar to the cold & damp
I turned my life around. Now I'm back where I started!
I turned off the computer while you napped
I turned up the brightness on my TV, but the shows are still stupid.
I turned you, and I taught you. &lt;Homer&gt;
I twaught I twa a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I twitted everyone when I went MO.
I twitted myself, keeps things impersonal.
I twitted myself, so all my mail is addressed to All or Occupant.
I type "format c:/s &lt;enter&gt;"
I type slower than my brain dictates
I type softly and carry a *BIG* electromagnet
I type, therefore I am!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and gave my sysop amnesia!
I typed "FORMAT COM2" and killed my SysOp!!
I typed FORMAT COM1  and killed a telephone operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and accidentally killed an operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1 and almost *killed* an operator
I typed FORMAT COM1 and killed my SysOp!
I typed FORMAT COM1... and killed a telephone operator!
I typed FORMAT COM1: and killed a SysOp!
I typed FORMAT CON: and my screen went blank
I typed Format COM1 and killed a Northwestel operator.
I typed Format COM1: and killed a telephone operator!
I typed this in for my carpal tunnel syndrome
I typed this tagline on a 486 laptop at lunch in a "Rush room."
I typed this tagline, but not with my fingers.
I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
I tld yo, "Nevertouch he flopy disk srface!"
I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated.
I unclog my nose in your direction!
I unclogged the kitchen sink with a vacuum cleaner, Tom said succinctly.
I understand "stressed."  It's "desserts" backwards.
I understand Bob Denver was up for the part  - Joel
I understand cats, men are the mystery!
I understand completely, assuming that's what you meant.
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me.
I understand life, the universe, and everything.  Cats are beyond me
I understand my duty to protect the Bajoran faith. - Winn
I understand that being playground monitor ain't easy, especially when
I understand that the replicators are down. Kes
I understand that you do "work".
I understand