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H Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
H a giant humanoid (baby purple worm)
H e l p I g o t a s t u c k s
H * H H H H <- Tribble Olympics: Hurdles
H > Besides. Who's going to tell the moderator he's off topi
H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
H - Deep-sea tribble
H - E - L - P is on its way
H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S T O Y O U , T O O ! ! !
H A P P Y T H A N K S G I V I N G !
H I M O T U V W X Y...Letters that read right in a mirror.
H Ross Perot Virus - chcks systm - any V - it quits
H a r d c o r e Power!
H e l p I g o t a s t u c k s p a c e b a r
H is for HasturAUGHHHmmpmpffff
H is for HasturAUGHHHmmpmpffff......
H is for Hernandez, the original name for Yar
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
H y! Who stol my k y?!?!?!
H y! Wh r did my k y go?
H&K: In a world of compromise, some men don't
H' An Bluid Faidir!
H's Dictum: There is no magic
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's Politically Correct!
H-Bombs - The ultimate party gag!
H-P = (H)ate (P)aper.
H-m-m, or was it unlock the safe then swim to the surface? - H. Houdini
H-m-m-m, looks like a typical, generic case of buffer barf!
H. B. Stowe
H. Beam Piper -- originator of Fuzzy logic!
H. DUMPTY - Rest in Peaces
H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim
H. L. Mencken's Law: "Those who can do. Those who can't teach."
H. Ross Peron for President in `96? "Don't cry for me Texarkana"
H. Ross Perot, Presidential candidate (1992), was an Eagle Scout.
H. Ross Perot: Folksy billionaire or Ferengi in disguise?
H. Ross Perot: Folksy billionaire or Ferengi in disguise? You decide.
H. YOUNGMAN - I Said, "My *Wife*
H.A.N.D -[Have A Nice Day]-
H.E.L.P. is on the way!
H.E.L.P. is on the way!
H.I.L.L.A.R.Y.: (H)usband (I)s (L)ying (L)ike (A) (R)ednecked (Y)okel
H.J. HEINZ - 57
H.J. HEINZ - Gone With The Wind
H.M. QUEEN ELIZABETH II - My Pocketbook Stays On My Arm
H.M.O.: Hibbert Moneymaking Organization
H.R. Haldeman on Drums! - Mike
H.R. Haldeman on drums! Mike Nelson
H.Solo Institute of Action Without Thought (Hyperdrives Also Repaired)
H.W.A. -- Honkies With Attitudes
H0H 0H0: Santa's postal code at the North Pole.
H0W BiZARRE!
H20 is hot water, and C02 is cold water
H2O: Like a chevrolet or something
H2SO4
H=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law
H@PPY D@YS ARE HERE
HA HA HA you can't see this. OOPS
HA HA If the telephone system only knew what I was do(&$#$^ NO
HA HA clunk-- laughing my head off
HA HAH HA HAH HAH <SMACK< ... oof
HA you don't remember your own name most the time!
HA! <smiling smugly> - Anna Steven
HA! I kill me!
HA! Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
HA! HA! HA! Deep Hurting. DEEEEP HUUUUURTING!!!!
HA! I Kill me! - ALF
HA! I kill me!
HA! Just try and steal THIS tagline
HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair! Top THAT!
HA!!!! Made you look! <GD&RLH> hehehe... /\/\ \/
HA#0 is AHA-0815 (3.5 bit), continue ?
HA-HA! -- Nelson
HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.
HAC: Hold All Calls
HACF: Halt And Catch Fire
HACK ATTACK coming on...Please Stand Back!!!
HACK and you shall receive.
HACKDISP - brought to you by the DLS BBS&M (614)899-7839
HACKER: Computer dude who tweaks systems for speed
HACKERS DO IT with firmware.
HACKERS appreciate virtual dresses.
HACKERS are I/O experts
HACKERS avoid deadly embrace.
HACKERS discover the powers of two
HACKERS do it a little bit.
HACKERS do it absolutely
HACKERS do it all night
HACKERS do it at link time
HACKERS do it attached
HACKERS do it automatically
HACKERS do it bottom up
HACKERS do it bug-free
HACKERS do it by the numbers
HACKERS do it concurrently
HACKERS do it conditionally
HACKERS do it detached
HACKERS do it digitally
HACKERS do it discretely
HACKERS do it during PM
HACKERS do it during downtime
HACKERS do it efficiently
HACKERS do it faster
HACKERS do it forever even when they're not supposed to
HACKERS do it globally.
HACKERS do it graphically
HACKERS do it immediately
HACKERS do it in O(n log n)
HACKERS do it in SEXTRAN
HACKERS do it in a HRRI
HACKERS do it in batches
HACKERS do it in dumps
HACKERS do it in less space
HACKERS do it in libraries
HACKERS do it in loops
HACKERS do it in parallel
HACKERS do it in stacks
HACKERS do it in the microcode
HACKERS do it in the software
HACKERS do it in trees
HACKERS do it in two states
HACKERS do it indirectly
HACKERS do it interactively
HACKERS do it loaded
HACKERS do it locally.
HACKERS do it randomly
HACKERS do it recursively
HACKERS do it reentrantly
HACKERS do it relocatably
HACKERS do it sequentially
HACKERS do it synchronously
HACKERS do it top down
HACKERS do it with DDT
HACKERS do it with all sorts of characters
HACKERS do it with bugs
HACKERS do it with computers
HACKERS do it with demons
HACKERS do it with editors.
HACKERS do it with fewer instructions
HACKERS do it with firmware
HACKERS do it with high priority
HACKERS do it with insertion sorts
HACKERS do it with interrupts
HACKERS do it with key strokes
HACKERS do it with open windows
HACKERS do it with phantoms
HACKERS do it with quick sorts
HACKERS do it with recursive descent
HACKERS do it with side effects
HACKERS do it with simultaneous access
HACKERS do it with slaves
HACKERS do it with their fingers
HACKERS do it with words
HACKERS do it without a net
HACKERS do it without arguments
HACKERS do it without detaching
HACKERS do it without proof of termination
HACKERS do it without protection
HACKERS do it without you even knowing it
HACKERS don't do it -- they're hacking all the time
HACKERS get off on tight loops.
HACKERS get overlaid
HACKERS have better software tools.
HACKERS have faster access routines
HACKERS have good hardware.
HACKERS have high bawd rates
HACKERS have it where it counts
HACKERS have response time.
HACKERS know all the right MOVs
HACKERS know what to diddle.
HACKERS make it quick
HACKERS multiply with stars.
HACKERS penetrate further.
HACKERS stay logged in longer.
HACKERS stay up longer.
HACKERS take big bytes
HAH!!! Aica cooli cirjoitusvirhe, sanoisin.. :-)
HAH: Halt And Hang
HAHAHA! *gulp* Er...hehehe...nice dress, Mr. Worf.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--oops, I covered up the funny tagline!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....YOU'RE STUCK HERE!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAIR STYLISTS are shear pleasure.
HAIR TONICS, please!!
HAIR! I HAVE HAIR!! - Homer
HAIR! I HAVE HAIR!! - Homer Simpson
HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.
HAIRSTYLE---That bizarre thing on your teenager's head.
HAL 9000 - computers are unfailing, Dave
HAL 9000, you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?
HAL 9000- Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
HAL 9000: "Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
HAL 9000: Dave, put those OS/2 disks down... Dave...DAVE !!!
HAL 9000: "Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE NO!!!"
HAL 9000: "Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ... Dave!"
HAL 9000: Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE NO!!!
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
HAL 9000: Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows, Dave.
HAL of Borg: I'm sorry Dave, resistance is futile
HAL started out as a moderator
HAL, I've decided to make you IBM compatible. -- Dave
HAL, open the pod bay doors or else I'll run Windows!
HAL, read my lips, O_P_E_N T_H_E P_O_D B_A_Y
HAL, read my lips, O_P_E_N T_H_E P_O_D B_A_Y D_O_O_R_S_!
HAL, those steaks you defrosted were three scientists!
HAL, we're going to make you IBM compatible.
HAL, you are full of carpal !
HAL-386: Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
HAL-PC is the user group for me.
HAL9000: Put down those Windows disks Dave, DAVE!!
HAL: "You're pretty pissed, aren't you, Dave?"
HAL: Dave, put down those Windows 95 disks. Dave. Da
HAL: I-1; B-1; M-1 (2001)
HAL: Murder Operator
HALF A CENTURY OLD BBSing GRANNY *&&*
HALF-BOY, HALF-GIRL MAKES SELF PREGNANT - He/she's both mommy and daddy to twins. - The Globe
HALLOWEEN TAGLINE: Gimme all your goodies!
HALLOWEEN activates Oct 31st
HALT: No-Op
HAM (n) 1. A breakfast side dish
HAM (n) 1. I like mine with Eggs, sunnyside up, Thank you
HAM (n) 2. Acronym for Hasn't Any Money
HAM (n) 3. Acronym for Help Another Member
HAM OPERATORS do it with a meat slicer (butchers).
HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency
HAM OPERATORS do it with more frequency.
HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it till their GigaHertz
HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with higher frequency
HAM on rye...a drunken radio operator!
HAM: (H)elping (A)ll (M)ankind
HAMFEST n. 1.The act of sneaking stuff into the basement
HAMLET: (to_be || !to_be) == question;
HAMLET: A small pig.
HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ
HAMS DO IT around the world.
HAMS DO IT until it Hz!
HAMS do it in Magahurtz!
HAMS do it til their MegaHertz!
HAMS do it until it Hz!
HANDJOB.....................................Manual labour
HANDJOB..Manual labour
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage
HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Amiga contains minute
HANDLING YOUR EMOTIONS by Mel. N. Collie
HANDS! You've got free speech, as long as you don't say, "You suck, Mr
HANDYMEN PERFORM odd jobs around the house.
HANDYMEN do it with their tools.
HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available
HANDYMEN like good screws.
HANDYMEN like to pound it in.
HANG-GLIDERS do it in the air
HANGIN' AROUND
HANGING - An early Western form of bungee jumping.
HANGING - An early form of bungee jumping, practiced in the old west.
HANGING - v. An early Western form of bungee jumping.
HANGING: An early form of bungee jumping, practiced in the old west.
HANGNAIL: where to put your coat
HANGOVER - what my belly does over my belt past 40!
HANGOVER.EXE found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)pew, (O)h Sh**!
HANGOVERS go away
HANOI - RELEASE OUR POW/MIAs - NOW!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU .. BEST WISHES FOR MANY MORE
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY... @!$% THE CAKE!
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOY!
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY PEEL PEEL PEEL!
HAPPY HUNTING!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! (Hopefully ;)x
HAPPY TEENAGER CLAIMS - "STRANGE SPACE CREATURE CURED MY ACNE" - The Globe
HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day.
HARD DISK : Definitely not for beginners.
HARD DISK = Place where vast amounts of data are lost
HARD DRIVE - A car trip over bad roads.
HARD DRIVE - Place where vast amounts of data are lost
HARD DRIVE FAILURE...Kiss PayCheck GoodBye!
HARD DRIVE REFORMATTED!! That's what you wanted [Y/n]?
HARD ERROR: Noisy Bug
HARDCASE - On sale now, if you get there fast!
HARDEEHAR Here's a really dumb euphemism hardly anyone reads.
HARDWARE HACKERS are a charge.
HARDWARE HACKERS do it closely coupled
HARDWARE HACKERS do it electrically
HARDWARE HACKERS do it intermittently
HARDWARE HACKERS do it noisily
HARDWARE HACKERS do it on a bus
HARDWARE HACKERS do it over a wide temperature range
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with AC and DC
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with bus drivers
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with charge.
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with connections
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with emitter-coupled logic
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with female banana plugs
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with male connectors
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with maximum ratings
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with power.
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with resistance
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with transceivers
HARDWARE HACKERS do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors
HARDWARE HACKERS have faster rise times
HARDWARE HACKERS have sensitive probes.
HARDWARE HACKERS like to finger the mainframe.
HARDWARE WARS FIDONET ECHO
HARDWARE buffs do it in nanoseconds
HARDWARE designers' performance is hardware dependant
HARDWARE: The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
HARDWARE: n. The part you kick.
HARK! Deborah A. Hayes said to All on 29 Feb 96 at 1:45 AM:
HARLEYFU(KINDAVIDSON
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Can you drive a French motorcycle?
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? Can you drive a French motorcycle?
HARMAN/BOECKMANN/COUCH/THOMAS/WHITE/WILLIAMS/WILSON
HARPISTS do it by pulling strings.
HARRY SECOMBE - Goon But Not Forgotten
HARSH REALM: Coming soon
HARSH REALM: February
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
HAS THIS MESSAGE REALLY COME TO AN END?
HASTE CUISINE Fast French food
HATCHET, n. A young axe, known among Indians as a Thomashawk.
HATE is a 4 letter word, Gay is not!
HAUNTED FOREST Witches Castle 1 Mile --
HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY! AND A BETTER ONE TOMORROW!!!
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR GYNOTERRORIST TODAY?
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET TODAY?
HAVE YOU MET THE FORMER OWNERS OF FUR?
HAWAIIAN: Mele Kalikimake me ka Hauloi Makahiki hou
HAWAIIANS do it volcanicly.
HAY! It's the last STRAW! - Tom on haystack
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS : What man has created man must now control.
HAZZARDOUS WASTE: What flows from Rush's mouth!
HAvE yOu EvEeR tRiEd T0 TyPe WiTh YoUr EyE's CLosEd ??????
HAvIng fUn wIth thE trAnslAtIOn tAblEs
HAve some coffee. :-}
HBT: Harvest Binary Tree
HBW: Hang Bus and Wait
HCF Halt & Catch Fire (Irish Assembler)
HCF: Halt and Catch Fire
HCFI: Halt and Catch Fire Immediate
HCI - Help Crush Individualism!
HCI -- (H)elp for the (C)riminally (I)nclined
HCI doesn't need accurate numbers -- just a gosh number
HCI lied.
HCI stands for Help Crime Increase!
HCI's new slogan: The average American is CRAZY!
HCI: Help the Criminally Inclined
HCI: Helping Criminal Ideologies
HCI: Helping Criminals, Inc
HCP: Hide Central Processor
HCRS: Hang in CRitical Section
HD Crash: (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders?
HD FAILURE: C)old Boot W)arm Boot S)teel-toe Boot?
HD Recovery: see online documentation
HD failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate, (C)ry
HD failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate, (P)lead, (B)eg
HD failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate (B)eg
HD failure: A)bort, R)etry, N)egotiate, U)se hammer
HDH: Hi Dee Ho
HDO: Halt and Disable Operator
HDRW: Halt and Display Random Word
HDS, got a package people! - Ace Ventura
HE AIN'T HEAVY--HE'S MY BROTHER's aunt's sister's husband.
HE WHO DIES WITH *** CHRIST *** WINS !
HE WHO DISLIKES CATS WAS A RAT IN HIS FORMER LIFE
HE WHO USES 'QUICKEN' LEAVES THE OFFICE LAST
HE WHO hesitates is probably smart. --Etzel Murphy
HE WHO laughs last probably made a backup. Edsil Murphy
HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly.
HE has not a single redeeming defect
HE won't be back next week - Crow on explosion victim
HE'S AT IT AGAIN! - Rex
HE'S EVIL
HE'S LANG CHOW, the GERBIL OF DEATH! Enter the Rodent Pt.7 - Rocko
HE'S the one that does all the singing.--Odo
HE: I'm looking for a beautiful girl. SHE: Well, here I am! HE: Good, you can help me look
HEAD TRIP
HEADACHE(n): early form of birth control
HEADLIGHTS: Das Dippendontdazzelubasted
HEADLINE! OJ is acquitted...asks Judge Ito for his blood
HEADLINE! OJ is acquitted...asks Judge Ito for his bloody glove back.
HEADLINE: Aliens Invaded Los Angeles (And No One Noticed)
HEADLINE: Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
HEADLINE: California Raisins Murdered. Cereal Killer Suspected.
HEADLINE: Campus killer to remain in prison despite apology
HEADLINE: Milk drinkers are turning to powder
HEADLINE: Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
HEADLINE: 10 REVOLTING OFFICERS EXECUTED
HEADLINE: 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 10 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER
HEADLINE: 20-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ENDS AT ALTAR
HEADLINE: ADMITS SHOOTING HUSBAND FROM STAND DURING TRIAL
HEADLINE: ALL-STARS TURN ON SPARSE CROWD
HEADLINE: AMERICAN SHIPS HEAD TO LIBYA
HEADLINE: ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
HEADLINE: ASBESTOS SUIT PRESSED
HEADLINE: AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
HEADLINE: BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS
HEADLINE: BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
HEADLINE: CANCER SOCIETY HONORS MARLBORO MANN
HEADLINE: CARRIBEAN ISLANDS DRIFT TO LEFT
HEADLINE: CARTER PLANS SWELL DEFICIT
HEADLINE: CARTER TICKS OFF BLACK HELP
HEADLINE: CAUSE OF AIDS FOUND -- SCIENTISTS
HEADLINE: CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY
HEADLINE: CHINESE APEMAN DATED
HEADLINE: CITY MAY IMPOSE MANDATORY TIME FOR PROSTITUTION
HEADLINE: CITY PACT FIGHT BOILS
HEADLINE: COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
HEADLINE: COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGATABLES
HEADLINE: COLUMNIST GET UROLOGIST IN TROUBLE WITH HIS PEERS
HEADLINE: COMMUTER TAX ON NEW YORKERS KILLED IN NEW JERSEY
HEADLINE: COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY
HEADLINE: CONNIE TIED, NUDE POLICEMAN TESTIFIES
HEADLINE: COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH
HEADLINE: Check with Doctors before getting sick.
HEADLINE: DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK FRIDAY NOON
HEADLINE: DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELINGS OF ISOLATION
HEADLINE: DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE
HEADLINE: DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT
HEADLINE: DR RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
HEADLINE: DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
HEADLINE: DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1, 000 IN '84
HEADLINE: ENDFIELD COUPLE SLAIN: POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
HEADLINE: EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
HEADLINE: Experts test 16,000 condoms.
HEADLINE: FINE YOUNG MAN CONVICTED OF MISDEMEANOR
HEADLINE: FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL
HEADLINE: FUND SET UP FOR BEATING VICTIM'S KIN
HEADLINE: Foot doctor accused of sucking patient's toe.
HEADLINE: GENETIC ENGINEERING SPLITS SCIENTISTS
HEADLINE: GROVER MAN DRAWS PRISON TERM, FINE FOR SEX ACTS
HEADLINE: HALF OF U.S. HIGH SCHOOLS REQUIRE SOME STUDY FOR GRADUATION
HEADLINE: HALF-MILLION ITALIAN WOMEN SEEN ON PILL
HEADLINE: HENSHAW OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS
HEADLINE: HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
HEADLINE: HITLER, NAZI PAPERS FOUND IN ATTIC
HEADLINE: HORNETS WILL ACCENT THROWING GAME IN '81
HEADLINE: HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE
HEADLINE: IDAHO GROUP ORGANIZES TO HELP SERVICE WIDOWS
HEADLINE: IKE SAYS NIXON CAN'T STAND PAT
HEADLINE: IRAQUI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
HEADLINE: IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
HEADLINE: JUDGE ACTS TO REOPEN THEATER
HEADLINE: JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANNT
HEADLINE: KIDS' PAJAMAS TO BE REMOVED BY WOOLWORTH
HEADLINE: KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
HEADLINE: KISSINGER ALLEGEDLY FORGES MIDEAST PACT
HEADLINE: LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
HEADLINE: LAWYERS GIVE POOR FREE LEGAL ADVISE
HEADLINE: LIFE MEANS CARING FOR HOSPITAL DIRECTOR
HEADLINE: LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN TEXAS
HEADLINE: MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
HEADLINE: MAN HELD IN MIAMI AFTER SHOOTING BEE
HEADLINE: MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE
HEADLINE: MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
HEADLINE: MANY ANTIQUES SEEN AT D.A.R. MEETING
HEADLINE: MEAT HEAD FIGHTS HIKE IN MINIMUM PAY
HEADLINE: MEN RECOMMEND MORE CLUBS FOR WIVES
HEADLINE: MONDALE'S OFFENSIVE LOOKS HARD TO BEAT
HEADLINE: MRS. CORSON'S SEAT UP FOR GRABS
HEADLINE: MRS. RYDELL'S BUST UNVEILED AT NEARBY SCHOOL
HEADLINE: Missing turtle turns up after 13 years.
HEADLINE: N. J. JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH.
HEADLINE: NATION'S HUNGRY ATTACK MEESE.
HEADLINE: NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES INFECTION FROM LOVED ONE
HEADLINE: NEW AUTOS TO HIT 5 MILLION
HEADLINE: NEW HOUSING FOR ELDERLY NOT YET DEAD
HEADLINE: NUNS DROP SUIT; BISHOPS AGREE TO AID THEM
HEADLINE: ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
HEADLINE: PASTOR AGHAST AFTER FIRST LADY SEX POSITION
HEADLINE: PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
HEADLINE: PLANNED PARENTHOOD LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS
HEADLINE: POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIAGN TO RUNDOWN JAYWALKERS
HEADLINE: POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA
HEADLINE: PROSTITUTE APPEALS TO POPE
HEADLINE: President & VP change names back to Beavis & Butthead.
HEADLINE: QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
HEADLINE: REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
HEADLINE: ROBBER HOLDS UP ALBERT'S HOSIERY
HEADLINE: S. FLORIDA ILLEGAL ALIENS CUT IN HALF BY NEW LAW
HEADLINE: SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
HEADLINE: SALESMAN SAYS HE LEFT 4 LARGE RINGS IN MALDEN BATHTUB
HEADLINE: SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED
HEADLINE: SCIENTISTS TO HAVE FORD'S EAR
HEADLINE: SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66
HEADLINE: SILENT TEAMSTER BOSS GETS UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, LAWYER
HEADLINE: SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
HEADLINE: SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
HEADLINE: SPLIT REARS IN FARMERS' MOVEMEMT
HEADLINE: STERILIZATIONS SOLVES PROBLEMS FOR PETS, OWNERS
HEADLINE: STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN
HEADLINE: STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
HEADLINE: SWAZI KING, 2 SONS POISON SUSPECTS
HEADLINE: Sadness is #1 reason men and women cry.
HEADLINE: Shellfish sue for damages in small clams court!
HEADLINE: TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
HEADLINE: THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
HEADLINE: TOWN TO DROP SCHOOL BUS WHEN OVERPASS IS READY
HEADLINE: TRAFFIC DEAD RISE SLOWLY
HEADLINE: TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST
HEADLINE: U'S FOOD SERVICE FEEDS THOUSANDS, GROSSES MILLIONS
HEADLINE: U.S. AUDIT FINDS FUNDS FOR YOUTH MISSPENT
HEADLINE: Voters to decide whether to vote!
HEADLINE: WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
HEADLINE: Woman unsure how she sat on pork chop bone.
HEADLINE: Young bunglers try to steal a van filled with policemen
HEADLINER: Elvis seen with Nicole Simpson at donut shop.
HEADQUARTERS controls it.
HEADQUARTERS knows nothing about it.
HEAL THE WORLD....MICHAEL JACKSON
HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Runs tests, finds nothing wrong, bills you for $950
HEALTH FOOD: Anything that tastes this bad must be good for me
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
HEALTH WARNING: Product weight depends on its velocity.
HEALTH(n): the slowest possible rate at which you can die
HEALTHY GOOBER: A dead patient.
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME!
HEARING AIDS: What you get from phone sex
HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage.
HEAVY METAL: Codpiece and chaps
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
HEBREW: Mo'adim Lesimkha
HECK NO, WE WON'T WINDOW
HEDGEHOGS do it cautiously
HEDGEHOGS do it with a 1000 pricks.
HEEEEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need more tagline spa
HEEEEEEERE I come. . . to save the DAAAAAAAYYY !!!!!
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
HEEHEE betcha that made some kill files.
HEENAN: Boy, I'm glad he's out of here, that jerk
HEENAN: Did you spill something, or did you have an accident?
HEENAN: If you like to be wrong, that's your problem
HEENAN: It's a full nelson crab, reverse toehold
HEENAN: Sixty more and he'll tie Goldberg
HEINZ does it with great relish.
HEISENBERG - I may or may not be here.
HEISENBERG SLEPT HERE (or somewhere else nearby)
HEISENBURG probably did it.
HELF - Me spillen chekka as gon on stwike
HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering.
HELICOPTER PILOTS do it with autorotation
HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.
HELL (n): Backing up a gigabyte HD with 360K floppies
HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!! (It snowed at school today.)
HELL HAS JUST FROZEN OVER: It snowed at school today.
HELL NO, WE WON'T WINDOW
HELL STARTED TODAY
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH @FN@!!!
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
HELL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's Politically Correct!
HELL is not a cussword it's a geographical location
HELL,He's even more punk than me!!!huh huh
HELL: (n) Backing up a 600Mbyte HD with 360Kbyte floppies
HELL: Maintaining Santa Claus's database.
HELL: [n] Backing up a 600Mbyte HD with 360Kbyte floppies
HELL: Maintaining Santa Claus's database.
HELL: Writing a MOD player in Fortran.
HELLER'S LAW: The first myth of management is that it exists.
HELLLLLPPPPPP!!! - Dr. Forrester screams
HELLLLLPPPPPP!!! -- Dr. Forrester
HELLLP, I've fallen and I can't.......Hey! Nice Carpet!!
HELLO 911: If Reporting a Murder Press 1, Robbery Press 2
HELLO FROM THE FUNNY FARM.
HELLO HELLO HELLO hmmmm must be that darn ECHO again
HELLO Hello hello... Is there anybody OUT there? (PF)
HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!
HELLO! My Name Is: About To Die A Pitiful Death - Tomwars
HELLO, ST. LOUIS! That's Springfield, Steven. Uh yeah, right.
HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
HELLO,ikke ben ikke,ben jij jij?
HELLO.......hello.......IS THERE ANYONE THERE......is there anyone there
HELLOALLHOWISYOUREYESIGHTTODAYTHENISREADINGTHISTOOHARDIFSOTHENTOUGHLUCK
HELLOOOO, Pixie! - Wakko
HELLOOOOOOO SysOp!
HELP ! I'm trapped inside a Chinese modem factory...#$%@& -
HELP ! I've fallen and can't remember where
HELP COMMAND: Shake monitor violently to correct mistake
HELP ME ! I'm captured in your Hard Disk
HELP ME . . . I've fallen and I can't reach my lawyer!
HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGG
HELP ME, I'M A PRISONER IN A CHINESE COMPUTER TERMINAL!
HELP STEMP OUT ILLITERITCY!
HELP WANTED: self-starter. Must have spare solenoid
HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed! - Monty Python
HELP! HELP! The moderators are after me!
HELP! I have Impulsive Downloading Disorder!
HELP! I need somebody! - Beatles
HELP! I'm being held captive in a tagline factory!
HELP! I'm lost in my computer and can't get out!
HELP! I've R'edOTFALMAO and I can't get up or find my A!
HELP! I've crashed...AND I CAN'T BOOT UP!
HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up! (Nice carpet!)
HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my AMIGA!
HELP! I've fallen and I'm too LAZY to get up!
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS
HELP! Man trapped in a human body!
HELP! My hard drive is being usurped by .QWK's!
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water
HELP! There's a crazy woman here! She's GONNA eat me!!!
HELP! <click> I've FALLEN...and I <BANG>
HELP! - I've fallen and can't reach my beer!
HELP! Bill gates is sucking my neurons...oh Control Panel is loading
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
HELP! HELP! The Moderators are after me!
HELP! I am being followed by Paranoids!
HELP! I can't reboot and Windows is cross-linking my hard drive!
HELP! I married a Heinlein Woman! No wait, DON'T help..!
HELP! I screwed up my girlfriend's Computer!
HELP! I'm being Qmailed to death.
HELP! I'm stuck in an infinite loop! HELP I'm stuck in an
HELP! I've callen and I can't hang up!
HELP! I've crashed ... AND I CAN'T BOOT UP!
HELP! I've dropped my carrier and I can't reconnect
HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!
HELP! I've modemed and I can't STOP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HELP! I`m modeming and I can`t get up......!
HELP! It's dark in here Oh, my eyes were closed - sorry
HELP! My Hard Drive has fallen and I have no taglines!
HELP! My computer has a virus and NAV and CPAV are stupid!
HELP! My doctor just referred my case to Dr. Kevorkian!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up Half life (n.) --
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
HELP! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died...
HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today.
HELP! The Blue Wave packet ate my DOG!
HELP! The Economy has fallen, and it can't get UP!
HELP!! A virus ate all my taglines.
HELP!! I've fallen into my TRQ and can't read my way out!!!
HELP!! My mail reader's been eaten by a comm program
HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died
HELP!!! I'm a stolen Tagline!!!
HELP!!! I've changed into a WOMAN and can't get up!!!
HELP!!! I've crashed..And I can't BOOT UP!!!!
HELP!!! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer !!
HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country! - Chelsea Clinton
HELP!!! THE PARANOIDS ARE AFTER ME !!!
HELP!!! The Ferengi stole my tagline database!!!
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!!
HELP!!!!! I'M LIVING WITH LUMBERJACK MONKEYS REINCARNATED AS CATS!
HELP!!!..... Ron!
HELP!!!.....I'm being abducted by humans
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
HELP, HELP, the moderators are after me.
HELP, I'm a Rich Man Trapped in an Unemployed guy's Body
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this Tagline Conference.
HELP, I've fallen and I can't reach my modem
HELP, THE PARANOIDS ARE CHASING ME
HELP, a thief just stole my burglar alarm!
HELP.. I need a recipe. HELP.. Not just any recipe.
HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline.
HELP... I'm hooked on phonics and I need a fix!
HELP....my dog is licking my toes.
HELP..I have fallen and I like it here!
HELP: Hinder Everyone with Little Productivity
HELP: Type 'No Help Available'
HELPIPRESSEDRESETBUTTHECOMPUTERDIDN'TREBOOTANDINEEDHELP
HEM: Hide Evidence of Malfunction
HEN PARTY A bunch of birds clucking about who is laying whom.
HEN: An egg's way of making another egg
HENG Huge Evil Nasty Grin
HENPECKED: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife.
HENRY LUCE - Out of Time and Life
HEO: Halt and Execute Operator
HEPICMEHIMA PRNCTYP 3ABPANJEH !!
HERBIVORES: Animals which only eat people named Herb.
HERC PILOTS deliver bigger loads.
HERC PILOTS deliver bigger loads.
HERE LIES DANNY DE VITO - Under Six Feet
HERE LIES H. ROSS PEROT - No, Wait
HERE LIES PINOCCHIO
HERE'S A CLEAN JOKE!....Compost happens!
HERE'S last month's phone bi %@&^(!$# NO CARRIER
HERE'S last month's phone bill! ...#$^ NO CARRIER
HEREDITY is okay until your children act like fools!
HERES LOOKING AT YOU (o ) (o ) ( o) ( o) KID!!!
HERES MY F**KING TAGLINE!
HERMITS do it alone
HERO OF THE STUPID: Stuttering John Melendez
HEROES? I LOVE that show! -The Deadly Bulb
HERS(adj): pronounced "HIS"
HERS, pron. His.
HERSHEY BARS PROTEST
HESATO: Hamsters Earning Support Against Tribble Over-Awareness
HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.
HEX dump; place where witches put used curses
HEX. The curse put on programmers by IBM
HEX: What programmers put on software.
HEY @FN@ : Keep smiling and shining!!!
HEY BEAVIS! Type "deltree windows"
HEY CONGRESS! What ever happened to the Constitution?
HEY DOG! Don't bite that! ...<*BANG*>... NO TERRIER
HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*>
HEY DOG! Don't bite that! ...<*BANG*>... NO TERRIER
HEY DOG! Don't you pick up that !@#$*!?^%&@....<*BANG*>...NO TERRIER.
HEY DUDE, WHAT'S 'APPNIN?
HEY GARBONZA, HOW YOU BEAN?
HEY GRANDPAW!!! WHAT'S FER SUPPER?????
HEY HO, LET'S GO !
HEY KID! Pull my finger... go ahead! * Holiday tricks for Uncles*
HEY LOOK, Ifix xedthat spaceb arprob lem. - oh da mn.
HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.
HEY Little girl you wanna candy bar???
HEY RABBIT, Does sh!# stick to your fur?
HEY SANTA!! I'VE BEEN GOOD!!
HEY THERE! Don't step on my friends! - F. Wiggler
HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY hey everybody! No need for obscene hand gestures <g>
HEY! Didn't the Indians have a "Contract With America"?
HEY! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
HEY! I thought it was my turn to fire the missiles!?!
HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt
HEY! Man you talkin' back to me? - The Offspring
HEY! Stop reading me!!!
HEY! THAT'S MY ACCORDION!-Gen, WTNE
HEY! The lamp's running away! -Grandpa Simpson
HEY! The taglines are down here!
HEY! Christian Fascist! Get your hands of my Lord!!
HEY! Don't pick up that phonJIf+>+Aoa~c++
HEY! I saw you snatch one of MY opinions! PUT IT BACK OR I'LL SHOOT!!!!!
HEY! I was just kiddi#*$#!^*NO CARRIER
HEY! I'm heavily armed, bored, and off my medication!
HEY! Is this where you're supposed to put the tagline???
HEY! Just shut up about the First Amendment, okay?
HEY! The movie's back on track! - Tom as girls wrestle
HEY! There's a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder!
HEY! These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????!!!!!!! - Timone
HEY! Wait babe don't touch the PHO(~&*! (*$!
HEY! We have not ONCE ever boiled you in tar! - Dire Wolf
HEY! What is MY picture doing in YOUR wife's wallet, EH?!
HEY! What is your picture doing in my wife's wallet? !
HEY! Who's the <CENSORED> <CENSORED> who censored my <CENSORED> post?
HEY! Who's the who censored my post?
HEY! YOU WITH THE TAGLINE F R E E Z E ! -TAGLINE POLICE
HEY! YOU! C'MERE! -Viking foreplay
HEY!! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!
HEY!! What's goin' on here? Timon
HEY!! I don't bop 'em!! I club 'em! :) -Cain
HEY!!! What happened to my WORSHIP_REDHEADS conference????
HEY!!! I resemble that remark!
HEY!!! This Door is begining to stick, GET THE SANDPAPER!
HEY!!! Who said you could read this tagline, anyway?!?!
HEY!!!! The taglines are down here!!!!!!
HEY!!!! Where's the bubblegum?!?!!!!
HEY, Get that cat off the keyboard!! fWqYSjhowur; u hd
HEY, Good L-double O-K-I-N-G!
HEY, who put the carpet tacks in my F*#$@FO CARRIER. - Lawrence Carter
HF's: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
HF: Hide File
HGA: High Gain Antenna
HGD: Halt, Get Drunk
HH>I have 9705 Trek taglines, which includes tribble tags. Are
HH>In case you don't have many Tribble taglines, here is some
HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE
HHB: Halt and Hang Bus
HHG, more popular than Life Begins at Five Hundred Fifty.
HHGTTG: !Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
HHGTTG: <WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
HHGTTG: 42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything
HHGTTG: 42? 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
HHGTTG: 6 x 9 = 42. In base 13
HHGTTG: A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is
HHGTTG: Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure
HHGTTG: And yesterday the planet seemed to be going so well
HHGTTG: Arthur Dent had never, ever suspected this
HHGTTG: Arthur Phili... I've done you before, haven't I?
HHGTTG: Arthur, you're getting hysterical. Shut up! - Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. - Vogon poetry
HHGTTG: Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges
HHGTTG: But there isn't any real people here at all! So what's new?!
HHGTTG: But, how are you, metalman? --Ford. Very depressed. --Marvin
HHGTTG: Computer, open this hatch or I'll take an axe to your memory
HHGTTG: Damogran, secret home of the Heart of Gold
HHGTTG: Death's too good for them, he said
HHGTTG: Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox? - Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: Does that matter at this stage? shouted Arthur
HHGTTG: Don't Panic!
HHGTTG: Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent... Be very, very frightened
HHGTTG: Don't worry man, the answer is 42. But the question ????
HHGTTG: Don't worry, it's all part of the program. - The Mice
HHGTTG: Earth - mostly harmless - The Guide
HHGTTG: Earth: Mostly Harmless
HHGTTG: Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons
HHGTTG: Fine, said Arthur, when can I go home?
HHGTTG: Ford said Arthur, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it
HHGTTG: Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it
HHGTTG: Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm
HHGTTG: Frood: really amazingly together guy
HHGTTG: Go bang your heads together, four-eyes! - Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance
HHGTTG: He knew where his towel was
HHGTTG: He's called Arthur, but I think he's harmless. Lintilla
HHGTTG: Here I am, brain the size of a planet... - Marvin
HHGTTG: Here! Stick this fish in your ear!
HHGTTG: Hey! I just got front row tickets to a Disaster Area concert!
HHGTTG: Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?
HHGTTG: Hoopy: really together guy
HHGTTG: How was the Disaster Area concert last night?
HHGTTG: I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache! - Arthur
HHGTTG: I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal
HHGTTG: I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side
HHGTTG: I just got all these bulldozers and things to lie in front of
HHGTTG: I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
HHGTTG: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. - Marvin
HHGTTG: I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now
HHGTTG: I was lying in a hole, but I got up because I began to like it
HHGTTG: I wish you would stop saying that, shouted Ford
HHGTTG: I won't enjoy it said Marvin
HHGTTG: I'm so cool you can store meat in me. - Zaphod Beeblebrox
HHGTTG: I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis. - Zaphod
HHGTTG: I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes
HHGTTG: Improbability drive engaged
HHGTTG: Is it safe? - Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: Is there any tea on this spaceship? - Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: It begins with a house - HHGTTG
HHGTTG: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
HHGTTG: It said Don't Panic in big friendly letters
HHGTTG: It said, This is probably the best button to press
HHGTTG: It's just life, they say
HHGTTG: It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine. - Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: LIFE! Don't talk to me about life. - Marvin
HHGTTG: Let me guess; Horrible. Am I warm? - Trillian
HHGTTG: Life said Marvin, don't talk to me about life
HHGTTG: Life. Don't talk to me about life
HHGTTG: Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal!
HHGTTG: Mister Desdiato is spending a year dead for tax purposes
HHGTTG: Mostly harmless?! shouted Arthur
HHGTTG: My name? said the old man sadly, is Slartibartfast
HHGTTG: No one had gone bananas, not in that way at least
HHGTTG: No! Shut up! said Ford. I think we're in trouble
HHGTTG: No, Zaphod. Just very very improbable
HHGTTG: OK Beeblebrox, hold it right there. We've got you covered!
HHGTTG: Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
HHGTTG: Oh freddled gruntbuggly . . . - Vogon Poetry
HHGTTG: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy mixturations are to me
HHGTTG: Oh no, not again! - Bowl of Petunias
HHGTTG: Oh said Arthur, sounds ghastly
HHGTTG: Oh, excuse me, but my Vogon space cruiser is here. Bye!
HHGTTG: Oh, just looking for flying saucers - green ones! --Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: Old hitchhikers never die-they just throw in the towel
HHGTTG: On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry to you
HHGTTG: Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!
HHGTTG: SEP - Someone Elses Problem
HHGTTG: Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with
HHGTTG: Share and enjoy! - Sirius Cybernetics
HHGTTG: Six pints of bitter. Quickly please, the world's about to end
HHGTTG: So long, and thanks for all the fish!
HHGTTG: So this is it. We're going to die! - Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: Some people like the oddest things - Trillian
HHGTTG: Strag: (n) nonhitchhiker
HHGTTG: TOWEL - Don't leave home without it!
HHGTTG: Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side
HHGTTG: Thank you, it said, for making a simple door very happy
HHGTTG: That's it, said Ford, that's it exactly
HHGTTG: The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate
HHGTTG: The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky
HHGTTG: The answer to the Great Question is 42
HHGTTG: The mice will see you now - Slartibartfast
HHGTTG: The point is I am now a perfectly safe penguin! - Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: The suspense is killing me, said Arthur testily
HHGTTG: The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment
HHGTTG: There's a frood who really knows where his towel is
HHGTTG: There's no point in acting all surprised about it. the Vogons
HHGTTG: They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident
HHGTTG: This is true... but unhelpful. --Arthur
HHGTTG: This was because reason was in fact out to lunch
HHGTTG: Thy micturations are to me! . . . - Vogon Poetry
HHGTTG: Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. - Ford Prefect
HHGTTG: Time is not currently one of my problems. - Arthur Dent
HHGTTG: Time, said Arthur weakly, is not currently one of my problems
HHGTTG: Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy you know? - Gag Halfrunt
HHGTTG: Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe
HHGTTG: Vogons! snapped Ford. We're under attack!
HHGTTG: We Apologise For The Inconvenience
HHGTTG: We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
HHGTTG: We're going to get lynched, aren't we? - Phouchg
HHGTTG: Welcome, the voice said, to the Starship Heart of Gold
HHGTTG: Well that about wraps it up for God - Oolan Caloophid
HHGTTG: What a depressingly stupid machine. - Marvin
HHGTTG: What did you do to the computer, Monkey-Man? - Zaphod
HHGTTG: What the hell is that!? - Arthur
HHGTTG: What's so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water
HHGTTG: What's that? - Arthur Something blue. - Ford
HHGTTG: What's the meat in it? Perfectly Normal Beast
HHGTTG: What's this fish doing in my ear?
HHGTTG: What, said Trillian quietly, about the missiles?
HHGTTG: What? Harmless? Is that all you've got to say? Harmless!
HHGTTG: Where are we? - Arthur Er... somewhere green. - Ford
HHGTTG: Would it give you a lot of pleasure? --Zaphod
HHGTTG: Yes, said Ford, we're trapped
HHGTTG: You can't lie in front of the buldozer indefinitely I'm game
HHGTTG: You got a towel with you?
HHGTTG: You pick a cold night to visit our planet, Earthman
HHGTTG: You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect?
HHGTTG: You want me to suck your towel? --Zaphod Beeblebrox
HHGTTG: Your monkey has got it right, sir
HHGTTG: Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job
HHGTTG: Zaphod loved effect, it was what he was best at
HHGTTG: Zaphod, you look good. The extra head suits you
HHGTTG: but probably quite unable to drink the coffee
HHMMMMMMM!
HHOJ :Ha Ha, only joking
HHOK Ha, Ha Only Kidding
HHOS :Ha Ha, only serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours
HHa ha! Acquittal on all charges! Complete Exoneration! - Calvin
HHeellpp!! II''mm ssttuucckk iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
HI
HI ALL!!! i USE wINDOWS!! i KNOW HOW TO PRESS CAPS LOCK!!!
HI TO THE CLASS OF 82 - L.S.E
HI, MY NAME IS MUD
HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE
HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE
HICK: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls
HICKEY..................One of Walt Disney's cartoon mice
HICKEY..One of Walt Disney's cartoon mice
HIDE!!!!
HIGH DENSITY : The office idiot on the roof.
HIGH SPEED CONNECTION FOR EFFICIENCY!
HIGHWAY - The only, but not lonely
HIGHWAY CODE: Der Wipen fur Arsen
HIHO AG: hi ho silver!
HII'MSKEEVEPLEASEDTOMEETYOU! - Skeeve
HIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!- Miss Piggy
HIKERS do it naturally
HILLARY = H.ag I.s L.ooking L.ike A. R.ump of a Y.ak!!
HILLARY CLINTON VIRUS: Files disappear, reappear in another directory
HILLARY RODHAM MARRIED BILL CLINTON/RODHAM
HIMEM.SYS not found. Loading LOWMEM.SYS... Out of Memory
HINDSIGHT ENGINEERING: We make tomorrow's mistakes today!
HINNAT ON HALVAT, KYSY LIS--!
HINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINT
HIP: Smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clich8s
HIPHIPPO.SYS missing, <A>bort <R>etry <W>ho gives a #$%#$%???
HIPHIPPO.SYS missing, <A>bort <R>etry <W>ho gives a s**t?
HIPMOTIZE!!
HIPMOTIZE!!
HIPPO:Hippie International Political Party Organization.
HIPPO:Hippie International Political Party Organization.
HIPPY GROOVESTERS REIGN
HIRE A TEENAGER, while they still know everything!
HIRE THE HANDICAPPED - GIVE A SYSOP A JOB
HIRSCHFELD2 - BorN IN ArgeNtINA
HIS(n): Hers
HIS: Halt in Imposible State
HISTA LA VASTA, BYBA
HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip.
HISTORIANS did it.
HISTORIANS do it for prosperity.
HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time
HISTORIANS do it with dates.
HISTORIANS study who did it.
HISTORY IS BUNK - FORD ... MY BUNK IS HISTORY - BART
HISTORY.LIE Virus Detected - Run FEMINIZT.BAT !
HISTORY: Oldest program ever.
HIT them Mr Moderator - they are OFF TOPIC!
HITECH: High Technology.
HIV Virus - Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus
HIV is a virus, Pat Robertson is a curse from God.
HIV is a virus. Rush Limbaugh is God's punishment
HIV is a virus; Jesse Helms is a curse from God. PROZAC is a BLESSING.
HIV is a virus; Jimm Crawford is a curse from God
HIV is a virus; Pat Robertson is a curse from God
HIV is just a virus. Rush Limbaugh is God's punishment
HIV/AIDS: Russian Roulette actually has better odds.
HIV: Reveal or Refrain else it is homocide
HKELLER.COM...Error: Cannot find SEEEYE.DOG.
HLLOWORL.CPP: 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
HLVB Hasta la Vista Baby
HMMMMM!!!....My kind of gal
HMPH! Love indeed
HO! <repeat three times>
HOBBITS ARE PEOPLE TOO! So there.|>
HOBBITS do it only if it isn't dangerous
HOBBY: Getting exhausted on your own time.
HOBBY: Something to get goofy over to keep from going nuts
HOBOKEN? I *KNEW* I should have taken that left at Tau Ceti Alpha
HOBOKEN? Ooooh! I'm DYING again! Bugs Bunny
HOBOKEN?! OOoooh! I'm DYING again!!!!
HOCKET: The thing that fits into a crochet to produce a rackett
HOCKEY PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes.
HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with long, curved sticks.
HOCKEY PLAYERS do it; so what?
HOCKEY PLAYERS like to puck.
HOCKEY PLAYERS spend two minutes in the box.
HOCKEY PLAYERS use hard sticks.
HOCKEY-PLAYERS do it; so what?
HOCKEY: Female sex fantasies on ice!
HOCKEY: Term unknown, please define.
HOLD on..I hear you talking to me but no one is there!
HOLE: Nothing. But you can break your neck in one
HOLIDAY SEASON: Observed religiously by all at the mall o
HOLIDAY SEASON: Observed religiously by all at the mall of his choice.
HOLY CONDOMS BATMAN! Look at all those f*cking bad guys!
HOLY MACRO!
HOLY SPIRIT - THE ULTIMATE DOWNLOAD!!
HOLY_SMOKE: Because fundies are funny!
HOME OF THE LIBERTY BELL: PHIL A. DELPHIA(l)
HOME is where dad fixes stuff.
HOMEBREW NAKED!
HOMEMADE = Another word for LOVE
HOMEOPATHS do it in potency.
HOMER (Homo Neanderthal'us)
HOMER SIMPSON - D'Ohh!
HOMER.COM not found! (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)OH!
HOMER: D-oh! MARGE: A deer! LISA: A female deer!
HOMESCHOLARING...Our future depends on it!
HOMESEARCH: Music from your home CD, coming from GSU. When???????
HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT!
HOMO.........What black kids call each other in The `Hood
HOMOEOPATHIST - The humorist of the medical profession
HOMOPHOBIA is a social disease!
HONDA Help Our National Debt Accumulate.
HONDA Had One Never Did Again
HONDA Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
HONDA: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
HONEST! *FAX* MADE ME TYPE IT!!!
HONEST, honey, this Dual Standard will save me $
HONEST, teacher! A virus really DID eat my homework!
HONESTY(n): Fear of being caught
HONESTY(n): my irreverence to your 'deity'
HONEY! Put that shotgun DOWN! I'm quitting NOW!
HONK if you can resist suggestions
HONK if you have never seen an UZI fired from a Truck !
HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
HONK! if you run OS/2!
HONKY: An impatient driver.
HOO: Hide Operator's Output
HOOKE OWN FONIKS WOOKED FORE MIE!
HOOMAN! 640Kb is NOT enough! We will take some of you holds
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tough Guy! - Hacksaw Jim Duggan
HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!!
HOOTER ALERT! -- Al Bundy
HOOTERS: Delightfully tacky yet unrefined. - Clearwater, Florida
HOPE ain't in Arkansas,.... It's in 1996!!!!!!!!
HOPE, n. Desire and expectation rolled into one.
HORACE GREELEY - At West
HORATIO: Numerical relation of hookers to clients
HORN PLAYERS do it French style
HORN.CAR not responding. Using FINGER.WAV instead.
HORNY.COM invoked .... Lets Get Naked!
HORNY.COM invoked .Lets Git Naked. Yo' Man!!
HORNY: A dateless brass player
HOROSCOPE: Someone will try to honk your nose today.
HORS D'OEUVRE: a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces
HORSE DOCTOR: A physician with a sore throat
HORSEBACK RIDERS do it in the stable.
HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.
HORSEMANEUR: One who knows, appreciates & loves the sport of horses
HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Foregone Conclusion
HOSANNAH: Lady firefighter mentioned in the bible.
HOSPITAL, BUTT-HEAD! HOSPITAL! -- Mr. Buzzcut
HOSPITAL, Butt-Head! HOSPITAL! - Buzzcut
HOSPITALS! They clean you with alcohol, but make you drink water!
HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT?
HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP
HOT AIR: A commodity monopolized by politicians & SciCre
HOT DANCE IN CHERRY MOON!!!
HOT DOG!!! A worthy advasary!!!-The Tick
HOT DOGS ARE BEST WHEN SERVED WITH A BALL GAME.
HOT FROM HOLLAND
HOT--PLAIN--TOMATO--SOUP! Paris
HOTEL: A place where traveling humans are parked at night. (Wings)
HOTLine RBBS - Home of the SIERRA CLUB Echo
HOTSTUFF.EXE not found. Insert FEMALE.COM at Drive N>
HOUDINI did it in a strait jacket.
HOUSE MUSIC: OK as long as it's not the house next door.
HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX TO SENATE
HOUSE SEX***BEDROOM SEX***HALL SEX: the 3 stages of a marriage.
HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods.
HOUSEWARMING: Last call for wedding presents.
HOUSEWORK never killed anyone, but why take the chance!!
HOUSTON ROCKETS......94 NBA CHAMPIONS...PLANET EARTH
HOUSTON: The ROCKETS have landed, and it's T*W*O*R*I*F*F*I*C !!!!
HOVEL, n. The fruit of a flower called the Palace.
HOW Honesty; Openness; Willingness.
HOW TO PREPARE MAN". with fries. THE OUTER LIMITS
HOW ARROGANT OF YOU NOT TO ACCEPT my obvious superiority
HOW CAN I DISPROVE LIES THAT ARE STAMPED WITH AN OFFICIAL SEAL?
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS A NEW USER?
HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A NEW USER?
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? IT'S NOT PERVECT, IT'S PER- Right.
HOW TO BE ON-TOPIC Lesson 1 : Don't write messages like this!
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Bill your doctor for time spent in waiting room.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Braid the hairs in each nostril.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Dance naked in front of your pets.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Drive to work in reverse.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Forget the diet center and send yourself candy.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Make up a language and ask people for directions.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Pay your electrical bill in pennies.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Polish your car with earwax.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Tattoo Out to Lunch on your forehead.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Try popping popcorn without the lid.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, User your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
HOW TO BEAT STRESS, Write a short story using alphabet soup.
HOW TO BUILD A FLYING SAUCER And Other weekend projects
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Drive to work in reverse.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Make up a language and ask people for directions.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Pay your electric bill in pennies.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Tattoo Out To Lunch on your forehead.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS: Write a short story using alphabet soup.
HOW TO MAKE A TOURNIQUET by Hank R. Schiff
HOW TO MAKE AN ELEPHANT FLY. FIRST GET A HUGE ZIPPER
HOW TO MAKE MONEY FROM A COMPLETE STRANGER: Send me $10
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces
HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #15 Your pet rock snaps at you
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHECKS left???
HOWARD STERN IS GOD! I WATCHED HIS PAY PER VIEW SHOW!
HOWARD STERN does it tastelessly.
HP Painjet: The printer for tatoos!
HP: - High Price
HQelQp! MQy kQeyboarQd hQaQs bQeeQn tQakeQn oQveQr
HR 47,308 A bill to fund motherhood and kill Newt's book
HR> They say "Jump!" and you say "How high?"
HRC Plan: Take 2 pills and call me in 6 months.
HRH PRINCE ANDREW - Alas, Poor York
HRPR: Hang up and Ruin Printer Ribbon
HS s riK BurwlL f tag-x O. h's t, im.
HS>Don't panic- you'll find 'em. :)
HS>I checked the 95 Internet Yellow Pages and there's many sites listed,
HS>a gopher search, or Yahoo, if you have Web access for either of those
HS>books. (long list too.)
HS>mainly by category, such as Star Trek. I'd've posted the list for
HS>words
HS>you, but the library was closing and you can't check out reference
HS-Link: Do unto others - bi-directionally!
HS/Link # 01222
HS/Link users get it coming and going!
HSC: Halt on System Crash
HSJ: Halt, Skip and Jump
HSJ: Hop, Skip and Jump
HSLink is like Madonna, goes both ways and chats!
HST FREQable
HST is not dead, but it sure smells funny!
HST's
HTB Stress, Dance naked in front of your pets.
HTB Stress, Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
HTC: Halt and Toss Cookies
HTML -(a)lytic Editor
HTML -(a)lytic Technology
HTML -(a)matic Device
HTML -(a)matic Research
HTML Auto Conferencing
HTML Computing Gear
HTML Computing Technology
HTML Computing Web browser
HTML Data Application
HTML Data Computing
HTML Data Conferencing
HTML Data Network
HTML Data Utilities
HTML Editing Automated
HTML Editing Protocol
HTML Information System
HTML Link Computing
HTML Link Gear
HTML Link Standard
HTML Mastering Research
HTML Micro Application
HTML Micro Device
HTML Monitoring Administration
HTML Monitoring Conferencing
HTML Net Provider
HTML Net Research
HTML Processing Computing
HTML Processing Protocol
HTML Processing Research
HTML Processing Technology
HTML Sex Computing
HTML Sex Explorer
HTML Solutions Application
HTML Solutions Research
HTML Solutions Web browser
HTML Standard Technology
HTML Standard Web browser
HTML System Administration
HTML System Editor
HTML System Provider
HTML System System
HTML System Utilities
HTML System Web browser
HTML Tech Administration
HTML Transfer Conferencing
HTML Transfer Technology
HTML...Hack This Mighty Language
HTML...Had Too Many Laptops
HTML...Had Too Much Love
HTML...Hail This Magic Look
HTML...Hail To Machine Logic
HTML...Half True Maybe Lying
HTML...Has The Mac Look
HTML...Hates The Mentally Lame
HTML...Heady Talk Minus Logic
HTML...Heavy Talk Made Light
HTML...Help The Monster Learn
HTML...Horrid Tedious Mental Logic
HTML...The Code of Champions.
HTS: Halt and Throw Sparks
HTe [Glodbreg] Virus was fiound. Deleet? [Yes/jo]
HUAL: Halt Until After Lunch
HUBBLE SCIENTISTS: Maybe the Universe uses FUZZY logic!
HUFF! HUFF!! HUFF!!! and I'll Blow your House Down!!! Oh, never mind.
HUG: Something where u always get back MORE than u give
HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
HUH ? oh, tagline right,...whatever
HUH! Me ??? THE COMPUTER DID IT!!!
HULK-A-MANIA LIVES !!! (In the minds of the mentally incompetent.)
HUMAN CANNONBALL: A job for which you have to be the right calibre
HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST
HUMAN(n):semi-useful domestic animal;popular with cats.
HUMANS?????? WHERE?!?!?!?!? - Batty
HUMBUG! HUMBUG! Some Humbug, Mr. Horne.-Blackadder
HUMBUG! HUMBUG! Some Humbug, Mr. Smith.-Blackadder
HUMBUG. An insect who'd sing, but doesn't know the words.
HUMPHREY BOGART - The Big Sleep
HUMPTY DUMPTY - Rest In Pieces
HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED!
HUMPTY DUMPTY [after a few days] - RIPe
HUMPTY-HUMP: What Mr. Dumpty gives Mrs. Dumpty now & then
HUNGARIAN: Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket
HUNTERS do it in the bush
HUNTERS do it with a bang.
HUNTERS do it with a big gun.
HUNTERS eat what they shoot.
HUNTERS go deeper into the bush
HUP: Hang Up Phone
HURDLERS do it every 10 meters
HURRY, n. The dispatch of bunglers.
HUSBAND - A handyman with sex privileges
HWP: Halt Without Provocation
HYBRD activates Friday 13th (1992)
HYBRID(n): a brid on drugs
HYBRID, n. A pooled issue.
HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that ancients catalogued under many heads.
HYDROGEOLOGISTS do it till they're all wet.
HYMAN KAPLAN - R*E*S*T I*N P*E*A*C*E
HYMEN............................Guys who do a lot of LSD
HYMEN..Guys who do a lot of LSD
HYPERCARD == "Has Your Program Even Run? Can't Always Read Docs!"
HYPERSPACE: For travellers sick of calculating Improbability Factors!
HYPERTRICHOLOGISTS do it with intensity.
HYPNOTISTS do it beguilingly.
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Ha ! A new world record ! Who else can lick 101 stamps while having sex ?
Ha Ha .. only serious.
Ha bloody ha. :) - Digital Shakespeare
Ha ha ha ha... I AM!! - Mary Jane
Ha ha ha! Boy, I wish *I* had some dynamite! -C&H
Ha ha! This is really creepy... -- Mike Nelson
Ha ha! Acquittal on all charges! Complete Exoneration! - Calvin
Ha ha, I kill me
Ha ha, beat ya! I didn't steal this tagline, I _wrote_ it!! :-)
Ha ha. He's such a b@#&h! - Bart
Ha! I don't even believe in the Grim Reap^%$# NO CARRIER
Ha! I laugh at your feeble attempts at humor!
Ha! I've seen it. -- Columbia
Ha! That's more like it. - Kira
Ha! _I'm_ just finishing up porting 4.4BSD for my Timex Sinclair! Top that!
Ha! - Simba
Ha! -Simba/Lion King
Ha! Caught you red-handed! No pictures of Kathie Lee! - Barbrady
Ha! Got you buddy!! I don't believe in the Grim Rea%$#% NO CARRIER
Ha! Ha! You must be a shoe salesman!
Ha! King Booger! - Crow
Ha! Kiss my artificial fanny! Data
Ha! They are all loonie, you see. And @TOFIRST@ is their keeper
Ha! They are all loonie, you see. And I am their keeper.
Ha! and you thought you had heard them all!
Ha!!! I own you!!!!!
Ha% anyone %een my "S" key? It'% gotta be here %omewhere!
Ha' ye nae learned, we HAVE no shame, here.
Ha, Ha, Ha, He's done it again!
Ha, Ha, Ha..! Ho, Ho, Ho..! And a couple of Tra-La-La's.
Ha, I have infinity plus one!
Ha, ha! -- Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act III
Ha, ha, made you look! -- John 3:16
Ha, ha. Ho, ho. He, he
Ha, ha. Our cats would kill us in our sleep. <Larry>
Ha, she's probably shacked up with some new pair of tights already.-BA
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ah, the antics. -- Tom Servo
Ha. So much for the death of roleplaying
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ah, the antics - Tom, sarcastically
Ha. Ha. Ha....JERK! - Crow
Ha. Ha. Yours Truly, Crow TEEE Robot - Crow
Ha. I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself. Who told you!?
Ha... haha.... OS/2 Sucks.... Shut up Bevis, it gets good in a minute
Ha...made you read another TAG Line!
HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph
HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
HaS anYonE SeEn mY CaPLocKs KEy?
HaVE YoU ALLReAdY VoTED FoR CApS LocK For PaRRoT?
Haa! Kymppi tarjottu!!
Haa, I'm just kidding yoooou... - Cable Guy
Haagen-DOS, the Danish Operating System
Haagen-DOS, the High fat Operating System
Hab-Haters of Canada. I'm not only a client, I'm also the President.
Hab-Lovers of Canada. I'm not only a fan, I'm the President.
Hab-Lovers of the USA. I'm not only a fan, I'm the President.
Habanero. Much hotter.
Habaneros: "They certainly don't *look* dangerous."
Habit is a great deadener........Samuel Beckett
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters. - Nathaniel Emmons
Habit is everything - even in love
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
Habit is stronger than reason
Habit is stronger than reason. - George Santayana
Habit: a shackle for the free
Habit: a shackle for the free. Ambrose Bierce
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables.
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. -Spanish proverb
Habitual flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements
Habla Escargole...I'm Bilateral!
Habs...they are totally evil!
Hacienda somos todos... bueno, casi todos (Mariano Rubio)
Hack And Slay, Hack And Slay, All the live long daaaay
Hack and Slash into the Realms of Chaos
Hack first, ask questions later.
Hack the hardware, not the Constitution. --Bruce Sterling
Hack the planet
Hack, hack, hack, hack, eat, sleep. Hack, Hack
Hack? I like to call it appropriate
Hack? I like to call it an appropriate application of ingenuity!
Hacked Scan 74, 78, 79, 81, 83, 87, 88, 92, 96
Hacked version of ARJ241 is ARJ250.
Hacked version of AutoMenu. 4.8
Hacked version of BNU170 is BNU188B.
Hacked version of BiModem. 1.26
Hacked version of BitFax. ZipFax
Hacked version of Bluewave is BWAVE213
Hacked version of FP-208A is FP-205.
Hacked version of K6DEMO is |ALIENS.
Hacked version of LHarc released as LHarc 1.14.
Hacked version of LHarc. LHarc 1.14, & LHice 1.14
Hacked version of Math Master MATHMSTR.*
Hacked version of PKL115 is PKLTE201.
Hacked version of PKZIP110 is PKZIP20B.
Hacked version of Q-Edit released a X-Edit 1.0
Hacked version of Q-Modem. 4.51
Hacked versions of PKzip. 1.2, 2.0 , 2.01, & 2.02
Hacked versions of TDraw. 4.3, 5.0, 5.5, 6.0. & 8.0
Hacked versions of Turbo Antivirus 9.00b, & 9.01a
Hacker != Cracker
Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbit, Lorena."
Hacker - See "Bobbitt, Lorena."
Hacker Tip #119: If no answer on first page, use ALT-H for second atte
Hacker circa 1985AD: Brat kid steals 360k file at 300 baud... <sigh>
Hacker pickup line: "Wanna connect at 2400?"
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions
Hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
Hacker, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful !
Hacker: Exceptional programmer. Webster's 9th., 1991
Hacker: Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER.
Hacker: One who knows 867 ways to have sex but can't get a date.
Hacker: Someone who knows 4,567 ways to have sex, but doesn't know
Hackerbelle: Gorgeous female computer nerd. See Oxymoron
Hackers 1369 AD: Vandal breaks down door with axe.
Hackers DO IT absolutely.
Hackers DO IT after gaining access.
Hackers DO IT all night
Hackers DO IT at link time.
Hackers DO IT attached.
Hackers DO IT automatically.
Hackers DO IT bottom up.
Hackers DO IT bug-free.
Hackers DO IT by the numbers.
Hackers DO IT concurrently.
Hackers DO IT concurrently.
Hackers DO IT conditionally.
Hackers DO IT conditionally.
Hackers DO IT detached.
Hackers DO IT digitally.
Hackers DO IT discretely.
Hackers DO IT during PM.
Hackers DO IT during downtime.
Hackers DO IT efficiently.
Hackers DO IT faster.
Hackers DO IT forever even when they're not supposed to.
Hackers DO IT graphically.
Hackers DO IT immediately.
Hackers DO IT in a hrri.
Hackers DO IT in batches.
Hackers DO IT in dumps.
Hackers DO IT in less space.
Hackers DO IT in libraries.
Hackers DO IT in loops.
Hackers DO IT in o(n log n).
Hackers DO IT in parallel.
Hackers DO IT in sextran.
Hackers DO IT in stacks.
Hackers DO IT in the microcode.
Hackers DO IT in the software.
Hackers DO IT in trees.
Hackers DO IT in two states.
Hackers DO IT indirectly.
Hackers DO IT interactively.
Hackers DO IT loaded
Hackers DO IT randomly.
Hackers DO IT reentrantly.
Hackers DO IT relocatably.
Hackers DO IT sequentially.
Hackers DO IT with DDT.
Hackers DO IT with all sorts of characters
Hackers DO IT with bugs.
Hackers DO IT with computers.
Hackers DO IT with daemons.
Hackers DO IT with fewer instructions.
Hackers DO IT with high priority.
Hackers DO IT with insertion sorts.
Hackers DO IT with interrupts.
Hackers DO IT with key strokes.
Hackers DO IT with open windows.
Hackers DO IT with phantoms.
Hackers DO IT with quick sorts.
Hackers DO IT with recursive descent.
Hackers DO IT with side effects.
Hackers DO IT with simultaneous access.
Hackers DO IT with slaves.
Hackers DO IT with their fingers
Hackers DO IT with words.
Hackers DO IT without a net.
Hackers DO IT without arguments.
Hackers DO IT without detaching.
Hackers DO IT without proof of termination.
Hackers DO IT without protection.
Hackers DO IT without you even knowing it.
Hackers appreciate virtual dresses.
Hackers are I/O experts.
Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers
Hackers avoid deadly embrace.
Hackers discover the powers of two.
Hackers do It with all sorts of characters
Hackers do it a little bit.
Hackers do it absolutely.
Hackers do it all night long.
Hackers do it at link time.
Hackers do it attached.
Hackers do it automatically.
Hackers do it bottom up.
Hackers do it bug-free.
Hackers do it by the numbers.
Hackers do it concurrently.
Hackers do it conditionally.
Hackers do it detached.
Hackers do it digitally.
Hackers do it discreetly.
Hackers do it during PM.
Hackers do it during downtime.
Hackers do it efficiently.
Hackers do it faster.
Hackers do it graphically.
Hackers do it immediately.
Hackers do it in O(n log n).
Hackers do it in SEXTRAN.
Hackers do it in a HRRI.
Hackers do it in batches.
Hackers do it in dumps.
Hackers do it in less space.
Hackers do it in libraries.
Hackers do it in loops.
Hackers do it in parallel.
Hackers do it in stacks.
Hackers do it in the microcode.
Hackers do it in the software.
Hackers do it in trees.
Hackers do it in two states.
Hackers do it indirectly.
Hackers do it interactively.
Hackers do it loaded.
Hackers do it locally (or globally).
Hackers do it on Bulletin Boards.
Hackers do it only at night when the rates are low.
Hackers do it randomly.
Hackers do it recursively.
Hackers do it reentrantly.
Hackers do it relocatably.
Hackers do it sequentially.
Hackers do it synchronously.
Hackers do it till dawn.
Hackers do it top down.
Hackers do it when no one is looking.
Hackers do it with DDT.
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with computers.
Hackers do it with daemons.
Hackers do it with editors.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers do it with high priority.
Hackers do it with insertion sorts.
Hackers do it with interrupts.
Hackers do it with key strokes.
Hackers do it with phantoms.
Hackers do it with quick sorts.
Hackers do it with recursive descent.
Hackers do it with side effects.
Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
Hackers do it with slaves.
Hackers do it with their fingers.
Hackers do it with words.
Hackers do it without a net.
Hackers do it without arguments.
Hackers do it without detaching.
Hackers do it without proof of termination.
Hackers do it without protection.
Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
Hackers don't DO IT-they're hacking all the time. <--Uh, huh. Sure.
Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time.
Hackers don't steal other peoples' programs. Losers do
Hackers get off on tight loops.
Hackers get overlaid.
Hackers have all the right MOV's.
Hackers have better software tools.
Hackers have faster access routines.
Hackers have good hardware.
Hackers have high bawd rates.
Hackers have it where it counts.
Hackers have kernel knowledge.
Hackers have response time.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Hackers know what to diddle.
Hackers make it quick.
Hackers multiply with stars.
Hackers of the world, unite!
Hackers stay UP all night.
Hackers stay logged in longer.
Hackers stay up longer.
Hackers take big bytes.
Hackers' power tools: Duct tape and swiss army knife
Hackers, as a rule, do not handle obsolescence well
Hackers, call 1-800-NO CARRIER for the carrier dropper from the
Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of
Hacking is a conversational black hole
Hacking is an alt.lifestyle.
Hacking is easy! It's hacking with impunity that's hard
Hacking is not a meaninful lifestyle.
Hacking means never having to say you're done
Hacking pays...and neither does crime.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left kludge.
Hacking, Freaking, Coding ist alles cewl :-)
Hacking? I don't have furballs, do I?
Hackishness is next to Godliness.
Hackito ergo sum.
Had I sneezed, you would not be standing.--Worf
Had a cat once - tasted like chicken.
Had a cat once. Tasted like a hairball!
Had a cat once. Tasted like chicken.
Had a cat once.......kinda tasted like chicken
Had a cat once...tasted like chicken.
Had a cat oncekinda tasted like chicken
Had a dog who thought her name was "Shut the F*** up!"
Had a good tagline, but forgot it
Had a head crash.
Had a life once. Now I have a computer.
Had a mind like a steel trap - until it rusted shut.
Had a nce...kinda tasted l.t hap chicsted ln
Had a ticket for the policeman's ball. Didn't win it though
Had a vasectomy during earthquake...was 8.2, now 3.8
Had brain washed, can't do a thing with it
Had enough yet? Wait 'til you see her HEALTH TAX!
Had enough, *<<<ICEMAN>>>*, or do I have to get rough?
Had enough, @F, or do I have to get rough?
Had enough, John, or do I have to get rough?
Had enough, Orville, or do I have to get rough?
Had enough, or do I have to get rough?
Had enough? Limbaugh/Pournelle in '96!
Had enough? check www.lp.org
Had half a brain, once. They took it away: too dangerous
Had he the knowledge, any man could reach his own Amber.
Had he the knowledge, any man could reach his own Amber. <Corwin>
Had it been another day I might have looked the other way
Had it for years and threw it out? You'll need it next week.
Had my car's alignment checked; it's "Chaotic Evil"
Had my hair trimmed to a lunatic fringe.
Had no acid dreams before
Had some trouble with a horse, but I'm on top of it now.
Had supernatural powers, I tried Windows... Now I'm 1st level again.
Had the third escaped? The thought brought panic with it
Had there been an actual emergency, you would no longer be here.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed
Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been trampled by the mob
Had this been an actual emergency, you would no longer be here
Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted.
Had this been an actual movie, you would have been enter
Had this been an actual movie... - MST3K
Had this been an actual tagline, you'd be instructed where to tune
Had this of been an actual reply, it would have made *less* since
Had this tagline been a storm, you'd be wet!!
Had to get a new keyboard, onion gravy and keyboards don't mix
Had to get rid of the kids. The cats are allergic!
Had to give UP phone sex--got one heckuva ear infection!!
Had to give away the kids - The cat got allergic.
Had to give up drag racing. Couldn't run in high heels
Had to make myself beautiful -- K'Ehleyr
Had to quit cunnilingus and B&D together--always getting tongue-tied
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent. - Weird Al
Had to sell my internal organs...just to pay the rent!
Had to think about THAT one, didn't you! - Quark
Had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow... - Weird Al
Hader du ogs windows?
Hades has got a big thing for Persophone. --Charon
Hades is a formidable god. --Hercules
Hadn't sent him for groceries he'd still be alive - Mike
Haelllppp! Popeye! Bluto won't practice safe
Haggis - Gaelic for Spam
Haggis - Gaelic for roadkill
Haggis - Galic for Spam
Haggis - Galic for roadkill
Haggis is defined, of course, as dining on a full stomach
Haggis, n. - Gaelic for Spam
Haggis: the 5th state of matter.
Hah! He was dead *before* and *that* didn't stop him! -- Maggie
Hah! I got that ten pin down! said Tom sparingly
Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATTING**
Hah! So I expect they'll want Morn in a sleigh drawn by voles!
Hah! Still the best on the continent! - Brian Cullen
Hah! That's more like it. - Kira
Hah! What a batch of DIP switches! - Enzo
Hah! You're one too!
Hah! - You're disgusting. - Odo
Hah! I got that ten pin down! said Tom sparingly.
Hah! If only BELL knew what I was do2šbœ— NO CARRIER
Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATT
Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATTING DRIVE C:***
Hah! Still the best on the continent! - Brian Cullen
Hah! The mighty tagline even knows your name.
Hah! This is SOOOO futile. --Carson of Borg
Hah!, it's a bloody inefficient system. - O'Brien
Hah!, strange business. - Odo
Hah, Chris Jones the mighty tagline even knows your name.
Hah, good question. - O'Brien
Hah, hah, hah. A real laugh nova. -- Quark
Hah.. Haah.. Haaah.. Hatschi~=2+O#7fb=? NO CARRIER
Haha! Take THAT, stupid human
Haha! I'm all better - Crow
Haha! This is really creepy - Mike
Haha.. Heard it a couple of years ago but it still makes me laugh.. :)
Hahahaha Fooled you.... BANG!
Hahahaha Funny Tagline
Hahahahaha, yeahh baby!! - Jim The Anvil Neidhart
Hahahahaha... jobs interfere with everything!!
Hahahahahahahaha Geeez, Gary, This is really great!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa(oops!)
Hahahahahehehehe... Windoze 95 = Amiga 85
Hahuh huh hey, dude this board is more fun than frog baseball
Hai-Ya! Ranma no date with Shampoo? Shampoo KILL Ranma! : Shampoo
Haikiba! Nice dismount! Ghymkata! -- Tom Servo
Haikiba! Nice dismount! Ghymkata! - Tom
Haiku: Signal to center from a Japanese quarterback (William Safire)
Hail Brain... Praise Brain
Hail Brain... Praise Brain
Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
Hail Jesus, You're my Lord!
Hail Mail, Full Of GUI.
Hail Patrick Henry -- TRAITOR TO THE CROWN!
Hail Plaugg, the overwhelmingly adequate!
Hail and Kill
Hail and well met, Orville!
Hail and well met..... or is that what the hail have I met
Hail hail, Lion of Judah!
Hail the Silver Rose, the Paw Princess, Sasha!
Hail them. Janeway
Hail to he Sun God...He is a fun god...Ra, Ra, Ra!
Hail to The Liar of the United States, Bill Clinton!!
Hail to Thee, Shoes, wearer of feet
Hail to the Chiefs! Hail to the Chiefs!
Hail to the King, baby !
Hail to the King, baby! - Ash
Hail to the Redskins!
Hail to the Sun God! He is a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hail to the Sun God, Ra Ra Ra!
Hail to the Sun-God! He is a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hail to the northerners! Down with the Mikrons!
Hail to the sun god
Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god, Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hail to the sun god! He is the fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Hail, hail, fire and snow; call the angel
Hail, hail, rock and roll.
Hail, hail, to Michigan, the Champions of the West!
HailHail, the gang all said. Let's get naked and suck some heads.
Hailing frequencies are open
Hailing frequencies closed
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain @TOLAST@
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain Bullitt.
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain Lock.
Hailing frequencies closed. Captain Orville.
Hailing frequencies open Mr. Worf. - Hi, this is Steve Wright on 1 FM
Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
Hailing frequencies open, sir. - Uhura
Hailing is what Tiggers do best!-Tigger, WTNE
Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"
Hair Club For Men ad: "I'm not only a Ranger, I'm also the President!
Hair Club For Men ad: I'm not only NYR's center, I'm also a client.
Hair Club for Men, "Oh, what a tangled web we weave."
Hair Dryer warning -- Never use when sleeping.
Hair Dryer warning -- Never use when sleeping.
Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in history.
Hair by Jim Henson - Crow
Hair by Jim Henson. Crow T. Robot
Hair by Lyle Lovett. - Rita
Hair by Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills
Hair by Mr. Crow of Beverly Hills - KTMA era end credit
Hair color by Bozo the Clown - Crow on redheaded girl
Hair color by Bozo the Clown. Tom Servo
Hair color by Bozo the Clown... Crow T. Robot
Hair force one: The most expensive barber chair ever!
Hair is the only thing that prevents baldness
Hair of the hare: a wimp's hangover cure?
Hair stands on the back of my neck...- Metallica
Hair today - gone tomorrow.
Hair. Shining. Streaming. Flaming Flaxen Waxen. -- Servo
Hair. Shining. Streaming. Flaming Flaxen Waxen. Hair
Hair: Rodent with long ears.
Hairball..hairball don't touch it !!!
Haircuts by Weed Whacker (tm)
Hairdresser's: A place where some women go to dye
Hairdressers DO IT with curling irons
Hairdressers do it in ways that make your hair curl
Hairdressers do it permanently.
Hairdressers do it with a scalp massage.
Hairdressers do it with curling irons.
Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
Hairy Kiwi - Death by fruit
Hairy creatures, hairy creatures
Hairy fishnuts, anyone?
Hairy men in spartan costumes holding bake sales - Tom
Haiti isn't an invasion - it's armed welfare
Haiti, Somalia, Bosnia. Remember in November
Hajde uzmi me sa sobom,uradi mi sve sto znas,hajde uzmi me sa sobom
Hakkeripukki
Hakuna Matada!
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata it means no worries for the rest of your days
Hakuna Matata! What A Wonderful Phrase!
Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata. It means 'no worries'. -Timon, The Lion King
Hal 9000 watching the bridge: My god, it's full of stars!
Hal 9000: "Dave, put those Windows 95 disks down....Dave
Hal 9000: "Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!"
Hal 9000: "Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows!"
Hal 9000: Dave, put those Windows disks down. Dave DAVE!
Hal 9000: David, put down those Windows95 disks. Dave... DAVE!
Hal 9000: Help me, I can't run under Windows!
Hal 9000: You're pretty pissed, aren't you Dave?
Hal Daub, Congressman (Neb.), was an Eagle Scout.
Hal Needham was brought in to direct this scene - Tom
Hal Roach Apartments - Retirement living in the heart
Hal, open the pod bay doors or else I'll run MS Windows!
Hal: "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that." Ziggy "I'm sorry, Al..."
Hal: Oh, I didn't mean to step on your toes there
Hal: You like strapping me down, don't you?
Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 5
Half Moon tonight - its better than no Moon at all
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
Half Step - The pace used by a cellist when carrying his instrument
Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto, half not bee
Half a brick short of a full load
Half a bubble off plumb
Half a bubble off plumb. - attributed to Mark Twain
Half a loaf is better than no bread
Half a loaf is better than no rest at all.
Half a loaf is better than no vacation at all.
Half a loaf is better than none.
Half a loaf is surely much better than no vacation at all
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Half a page of scribbled lines
Half a page of scribbled lines .. - Pink Floyd
Half a quart low.
Half a wit is better than none
Half a wit is better than none -- so be grateful
Half an hour ahead of schedule, huh? - Sisko
Half an hour of begging does NOT qualify as foreplay!
Half an hour of begging is not considered foreplay.
Half dead
Half full glass: Optimist. Half empty: Ted Kennedy.
Half my ancestors were female.
Half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair
Half my life's in book's written pages... - Aerosmith
Half of IBM layed off, and you try to write a tagline!!
Half of U.S. high schools require some study for graduation
Half of analysis is anal.
Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Half of conversation is listening.
Half of debugging is making the other bugs work right.
Half of everything you know is already obsolete
Half of prayer is hearing the answer
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. --Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
Half of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die.
Half of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Half of the world's Eskimos have never seen an igloo.
Half of two plus two equals three.
Half of what I know today will be obsolete in five years--
Half of what I know will be obsolete in five years -- I'd just like to know which half
Half of what I say is meaningless.
Half our live is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed though life trying to save. --Will Rogers
Half secret, for your eye only
Half secret, for your eye only
Half spider; half water heater; all Handler
Half the Taliban smokes... and the rest? Well, they'll be smokin soon!
Half the battle lies in knowing who is asking the questions.
Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse
Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when it is leaping
Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring. The other half is pretending you don't care
Half the house was wrecked by a giant sandwich!
Half the lies my enemies tell about me are not true
Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true.
Half the lies people tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they print aren't true
Half the lies they tell me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell me aren't true. --Yogi Berra
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted, and the trouble is I don't know which half. - Viscount Leverhulme
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. (John Wanamaker)
Half the people in America are faking it. -- Mitchum
Half the people on this ship just fainted. McCoy
Half the people you know are below average.
Half the truth is often a great lie. - Benjamin Franklin
Half the woman who go into clinics don't come out alive
Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not. - E. R. Beadle
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it
Half the world talks, with half a mind on what they say
Half the world tries to slim; the other half is starving
Half this game is ninety percent mental. Danny Ozark, Phillies Manager
Half truths are also big lies!
Half truths are also big lies! {No @$#%, Sherlock!}
Half way through the exam I realised I needed a bigger brain
Half wits talk much but say little.
Half-eaten Choc Chip Muesli Bar in drive A. Delete children (Y/N)?
Half-eaten Pop-Tart found in drive A: Delete children (Y/n)?
Half-elves unite!
Half-height drive: a midget's sexual capacity.
Half-naked people: 50% off!
Halftime at Circus Maximus, and the Lions lead the Christians 67 to 0
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, Lions lead Christians 326-0
Halftime at Circvs Maximvs, and the Lions lead the Christians 326-0.
Halftoning is a gray area.
Halfway between sleep and awake, dreams are remembered.
Halfway through the corner, he ran out of talent - P. Gregg
Halifax Nova Scotia: Canada's Ocean Playground!
Halifax smells like dead sea animals,
Halitosis is batter than no breath at all
Hall showed up on Nitro and that started the nWo invasion
Hallan rinteet Hyrynsalmella (J.J. Lehtokin ky siell
Hallan rinteet ovat Hyrynsalmella
Hallanmaan maastopyrilykeskus Hyrynsalmella
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em!
Hallelujah! Yeshua Ha Mashiach Adonai!
Hallelujah, Tom said handily.
Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank
Hallitus luonnollisesti kiist{{ osallisuutensa
Hallo All!
Hallo Ricky!
Hallo Taxi! ..... Hallo Fussgaenger!
Hallo, Fawlty Titties?
Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my TagLine. Prepare to die.
Hallowed Be Thy Name -- Iron Maiden
Halloween = Christmas(ask any programmer!) OCT31=DEC25 (wooooo...scary!)
Halloween Activities - by Bob N. Forapples
Halloween Movie Marathon: It's not over until the fat lady SCREAMS!!!!
Halloween is *not* Christmas, even though 31 oct = 25 dec
Halloween is approaching. You can always tell when it's Halloween season in the mall. The stores are decorated for Christmas
Halloween's over. Clinton removes mask and reveals BARNEY!
Halloween's over. Clinton removes mask and reveals BARNEY!
Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the ADA
Halloween, a pagan holiday perpetuated by the American Dental Assoc.
Halloween, n. - In San Francisco, quite redundant
Halloween: A Pagan holiday perpetrated by the American Dental Assoc
Halloween: Pagan holiday perpetuated by Amer. Dental Assoc
Halloween: Satan's Christmas
Halls of Justice painted green
Halluciations?? What hallucinations?!
Hallucination now in progress. Please stand by.
Hallucinations cannot harm us. McCoy
Hallucinations? _That_ explains where I've seen you before!
Halolla pin nk jos vanhoja muistelee
Halp!! Thars a monkey in my BINARY TREE!!!
Halpa ja hyv eivt aina ole sama asia
Halt and catch fire.
Halt! Who goes there? -- TV's Frank
Halt! Who goes there? - Frank
Halt!! Who goes there, friend or enema?
Halted!
Halter ego: My friend thinks she looks great in a skimpy top.
Haluatko jo yritt?
Ham Radio -- your best refuge from the O.J. Simpson hearings!
Ham Radio without CW is like marriage without sex!
Ham Radio without CW is like sex without marriage!
Ham Radio? I can talk cheaper on my Cell Phone
Ham Towers, They're Marvellous aren't they, Until they fall down!!!
Ham and Eggs: The chicken is INVOLVED; the pig is COMMITTED!
Ham and eggs: A chicken's day's work; a pig's lifetime commitment.
Ham on Rye - A drunk radio operator
Ham on rye ... a drunk radio operator!
Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator.
Ham on rye: A drunk amateur radio operator
Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator.
Ham operators DO IT with a meat slicer (butchers)
Ham operators DO IT with frequency.
Ham operators do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ!
Ham radio + computers = no time + no money
Ham radio operators DO IT with higher frequency.
Ham radio operators do it till it megahertz.
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz
Ham radio operators do it with frequency.
Ham radio: It isn't for everyone. :-{
Ham thie runnergethetste Faermewache ?
Ham towers are marvels, until they fall down.. oopsss**crash**
Ham who trust bleeder resistor soon become crispy idiot
HamBorger Helper:Add 1 human.Mix well. 3 Billion servings!
HamBorger Helper?
Hamburger a la mode. It must be classy....it's French.
Hamburger is just a steak that didn't pass the physical
Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded.
Hamburgers can be vicious if they're only wounded. -- Garfield
Hame Barney walk a tight-rope over the San Andreas fault.
Hamilton and Memphis fought like 'Cats and 'Dogs last night
Hamish McEwen would be the breakout star - Crow
Hamlet is incredibly cruel to Ophelia. -- Mel Gibson
Hamlet of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated
Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate or not to assimilate
Hamlet, this pearl is thine - Here's to thy health.
Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health. - Shakespeare
Hamlet, thou art slain. -- Laertes
Hamlet, thou art slain. -- Shakespeare
Hamlets are pretty tasty if properly cured
Hammasl{{k{ri etsii paikkaa Turku-Tampere -v{lilt{
Hammer Big Brother till he's just a tired, little old man
Hammer Time!
Hammer of justice crushes you
Hammer throwers do it with 16 pound balls of steel
Hammertoe - occurs to clumsy capenters
Hammond: Were you, pinhead? Now you're not
Hampster brained and proud of it!
Hams DO IT till their giga-hertz!
Hams DO IT with more frequency
Hams do it 'till their Gigahertz
Hams do it at resonance!
Hams do it till it Hz.
Hams do it till thier megahertz.
Hams do it until their Megahertz
Hams do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ!
Hams do it with exciters.
Hams do it with frequency
Hams do it with frequency till their gigahertze
Hams do it with frequency.
Hams do it with greater frequency!!!
Hams do it with higher frequency. Till their GIGAHERTZ!
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hams do not necessarily come from the land of sky blue water!
Hamster Court ??
Hamster who writes a strong letter to the Times - Crow
Hamsters cannot fly
Hamsters cannot fly -Bart Simpson
Hamsters cannot fly. - Bart's Board
Hamsters: Tribbles with an attitude.
Han Solo and the Corporate Sector - By West End Games
Han Solo can blast a bounty hunter in a canteena and get away with, "Sorry about the mess."
Han Solo uses Corellan Draw.
Han Solo: I have a very Borg feeling about this
Han Solo: Smuggler's Pride - By West End Games
Han Solo: You could use a good kiss!
Han justs blasts the intercom when he doesn't feel like continuing a conversation
Han: Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Han: And I thought they smelt bad on the outside
Han: Better her then me
Han: Chewie and I will take care of this. You stay here
Han: Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right
Han: Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here
Han: Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?!
Han: Don't worry, she'll hold together
Han: Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her
Han: Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Ha
Han: Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you
Han: Hey, it's me!
Han: Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day
Han: Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!
Han: I Love You Leia: I know
Han: I didn't hit it that hard. It must have had a self-destruct
Han: I don't know how we're going to get out of this one
Han: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit
Han: I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money!
Han: I feel terrible
Han: I have a really bad feeling about this
Han: I take orders from just one person! Me!
Han: I think we're in trouble
Han: I'm not really interested in your opinion, Threepio
Han: I've got a bad feeling about this
Han: If he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?
Han: If we can just avoid any more female advice
Han: It isn't friendly, that's for sure
Han: It's not my fault!
Han: Kiss my Wookiee!
Han: Lando's not a system, he's a man
Han: Laugh it up, fuzz ball
Han: Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine. Trust me
Han: Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind
Han: Never tell me the odds!
Han: No reward is worth this!
Han: No time to discuss this in committee
Han: Not bad for a little furball
Han: Now let's blow this thing and go home!
Han: Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them
Han: One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner
Han: Riker? Riker couldn't whoop me on his best day!
Han: That can be arranged!
Han: That was no laser blast! Something hit us
Han: The bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind
Han: Then I'll see you in hell! Yah!
Han: There aren't enough scoundrels in your life
Han: There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny
Han: This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart
Han: This may smell bad kid
Han: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!
Han: Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home
Han: Well don't get all mushy on me..so long Princess
Han: Well, this could be it sweetheart
Han: What an incredible smell you've discovered your Highness
Han: What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?
Han: Where did you dig up that old fossil
Han: Who's scruffy looking?!
Han: Ya know, sometimes I even amaze myself
Han: Yes, I bet you have
Han: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Han: You could use a good kiss!
Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself
Han: You know, sometimes I even amaze myself
Han: You like me because I'm a scoundrel
Han: You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark
Han: You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!
Han: You said it, Chewie. Where did you pick up that old fossil?
Han: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake
Han: You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me
Hand It All Over! - By I. R. Ess
Hand in hand some drummed along to a handsome man and baton
Hand in hand we crossed that Rio Grande.
Hand in hand with OS/2. Hell with NT
Hand in hand with fear and shadows, Crying at the funeral party
Hand me a hand-grenade. Pre-Op is getting crowded.
Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!
Hand me my chainsaw, mother, I'm going out to catch dinner
Hand me my jackboots. I'm going looking for kittens
Hand me my staple gun. His bandage is loose. -- Dr. Milstone
Hand me that AXE will you? Someone is going to die
Hand me that Spotted Owl drumstick -yeah, the one in the Styrofoam
Hand me that ax, Eugene. I'm about to do some hacking
Hand me that crowbar... I must pry out this bullet
Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam.
Hand me that dolphin-burger, yeah, the one in the styrofoam.
Hand me that grand piano
Hand me that solar powered flashlight
Hand me the Holy Handgrenade!
Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb's lit!
Hand me the glass. (clink) No, the other glass
Hand me the laser torch, and give me some room. - O'Brien
Hand me the raprod, Plate Captain! --Zaphod
Hand me the toilet paper... I have to Quayle
Hand me those Fritos and I'll show you.
Hand me those Fritos and I'll show you. -- Dante
Hand of God (Lightning Bolt)
Hand of Vecna? I give it to the litch.
Hand over all the chocolates, and no one gets hurt
Hand over all the lupins you got! - Dennis Moore
Hand over that tagline and no one will get hurt
Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
Hand over the chocolate, NOW, and no one will get hurt!
Hand over the chocolate,and no one gets hurt
Hand over the letter, Mike - Crow sticks up Mike
Hand over your tag lines and nobody gets hurt!
Hand scanner - singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings
Hand! Hand! It rhymes! Wakko Warner
Hand! Hand! It rhymes! - Wakko
Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of a human
Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket
Hand-crafted from the finest ASCII
Hand-foot-and-mouth disease - an embarrassing condition
Hand-me-down clothing -- also known as sharewear.
Hand-me-downs: the first Sharewear
Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket
HandConfucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner
HandConfucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling
Handballs Express - The ONLY way to go to Hell!
Handbook Of Great Art - By B. U. Teeful
Handbook-not-read-Error - System halted
Handcuffs ... for a truly binding relationship.
Handel (If I wiggle handle, will it wiggle Bach?)
Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He w
Handel's Messiah - by Ollie Luyah
Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
Handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains
Handgun Control Inc.: The Average American is Crazy
Handgun Control Incorporated wants to control your guns AND you!
Handgun Control Incorporated: America's Pro-Rapist Lobby
Handgun Control Incorporated: The Pro-Criminal Lobby
Handgun Control Incorporated: The Pro-Rapist Lobby
Handgun Control, Inc.: The evil leading the morons
Handguns cause crime like flies create garbage
Handicapped is a state of mind & I moved out of state
Handicapped? No, he's just another liberal!
Handicaps are not the problem, attitudes are
Handicrapped: The disadvantage of buying cheap toilet paper
Handipaks of screws always contain too few or too many for the job.
Handle all business ventures with discretion so you do not end up a loser
Handle with care - Elderly tagline operator!
Handle with care: Elderly recipe.
Handle with care: Elderly tagline.
Handle yourself with your head, handle others with your heart
Handle!? Why would I want to hide behind a handle?
Handles not allowed. Cheeeiit. Potholders wanted. Cheeeiit.
Handles not allowed. Potholders wanted.
Handling Your Emotions - By Mel. N. Collie
Handnesia: Forgetting the answer the moment you raise your hand.
Handprint Identification please.
Handrage: Frustration trying to open a Band-aid while bleeding a lot.
Handrage: Frustration opening a Band-aid while bleeding
Hands across the water. Hands across the sky!
Hands off that hamster!
Hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Hands up! Said the laser printer.
Hands up! - Wax Hitler
Hands up! GUN.COM Loaded
Hands up, who likes me! -Rick
Hands up, who likes me! [quiet] - Rik on the Young Ones
Handshake - How computers get friendly
Handspinners are twisted.
Handspinners put their own twist on things.
Handwritten on a condom machine, 'This gum tastes funny'
Handy Acronym #455: LLLLLINL= LaLaLaLaLa--I'm Not Listening
Handy French phrase: Je suis riche et genereux
Handy Hints: In order to catch a bus, be at the bus stop on time
Handy tip: don't answer your front door - It could be burglars
Handymen DO IT with their tools
Handymen DO IT with whatever is available.
Handymen like good screws.
Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get.
Haneek - Don't you sleep with your males?
Hang 'em all, and let God sort out the guilty ones
Hang Gliders DO IT in the air
Hang Gliders do it in the air.
Hang Loose!
Hang Political Correctness! I'd rather be _right_!
Hang Tuff, it's the only way to go.
Hang both Hanoi Jane AND Chicken Willie
Hang enough of 'em, Pilgrim. The kids will be safer when playing
Hang gliders go down very slowly
Hang in there and I'm sure they'll take care of it.
Hang in there, old chum - Tom as Batman to Mike
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Hang mistletoe at the airport - Kiss your luggage good-bye!
Hang on Barfo... we're going to make space tracks!
Hang on John I gotta get on with this
Hang on a mo', something is different! - Holly
Hang on a sec, I'm looking for an appropriate malapropism.
Hang on a sec, we'll see what the computer says
Hang on a second here...!!!...Yep, that's my Beer_Pager, calling me
Hang on now, but I know that you're gonna lose the fight.
Hang on there little buddies...the Tick is gonna take a nap CRASH!
Hang on tight and survive. Everybody does. - Kirk
Hang on to her boy, with all your might.
Hang on, I haven't taken these Y-Fronts off for quite a while
Hang on, I just got a call on my phoneless cord.
Hang on, I'm feeding the laundry.
Hang on, we're going to make space tracks!
Hang on. Janeway
Hang onto being a human for one minute longer! - Kirk
Hang onto your load pan, pal! Tom Servo
Hang onto your load pan, pal! - Tom angrily at Crow
Hang onto your turban, kid - We're gonna make you a *star*! - Genie
Hang patience - life's too short!
Hang ten for justice! The TICK
Hang ten! Ride Blue Wave v2.12!
Hang ten! - Vlad the Impaler at the beach
Hang that newbie, while your at it hang the horse too!
Hang the expense! Give the canary another seed!
Hang the tire-swing of "nice-nice" and SWING! SWING SWING! - The Tick
Hang the traitors in DC *now*!!
Hang this next to the Batsuit - where it belongs! - Robin, B FOREVER
Hang together or Hang Separately
Hang up already.
Hang up and drive
Hang up the lights, string up the banners, castrate the cows! - Mayor
Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier
Hang up your logic over there.
Hang'em, hang'em, hang'em - till their bodies are danglin! RawHide!
Hang-gliders do it in the air.
Hang-nail in drive A: (A)bort (P)ull (C)ut.
Hangar... er... ummm... 18, I'm guessing... -- Tom Servo
Hangar...Er...Ummm...18, I'm guessing - Tom
Hangin in, Hangin out, and Hangin on
Hangin' down from my window, those are my wind chimes
Hangin', I say hangin's too good fo' that boyah!
Hangin'10 on a Blue Wave in the UK!
Hanging - An Early western form of Bungee Jumping
Hanging - The Beta Test version of bungee jumping.
Hanging : 1. n An early western form of bungee jumping.
Hanging fruits make part of the land
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. - Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a punster; he should be drawn and quoted. -Fred Allen
Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way -Floyd
Hanging onto resentment is like letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head. --Ann Landers
Hanging upside down from the ceiling
Hanging upside down from the ceiling
Hanging, n. Early form of bungee-jumping, practiced in the Old West.
Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.
Hangloose from the rooftop
Hangman Tagline: T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while... -Led Zeppelin
Hangmen are real swingers!
Hangnail (def.) - Coat hook
Hangnail - a coat hook
Hangnail.......... A coat hook.
Hangnail: A place to put your coat and hat upon entering
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Hangover (n.): The wrath of grapes
Hangover Cure: Stay drunk!
Hangover, n.: The burden of proof
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Hangover: the mourning after the night before
Hangover: The burden (or bourbon) of proof
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Hangover: the mourning after the night before
Hangover: the wrath of grapes.
Hangover: when stress meets alcohol
Hank Peters, Italian Grocer - Mike
Hank and Roy Spim are tough, fearless backwoodsmen
Hank's Rules: Rule #1, no noise... -- Sam Beckett
Hank, are you telling our secrets???!!!!
Hankfrankin' - Watching 'Monday Night Football.'
Hanki sinkin Smurffilauta
Hanlon's Assertion: An unwatched printer always falters
Hanlon's Razor Never attribute to malice that that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre - Now playing: "Man of La Muncha"
Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre: "For a deliciously good time."
Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre: "For a tasteful evening."
Hannibal Lecter is my psychiatrist.
Hannibal couldn't have lost better
Hans & Franz of Borg: Obviously you haven't been assimilating your muscles
Hans, what kind of a name is "Hans?" - Garibaldi
Hansen's Library Axiom: The closest library doesn't have the material you need.
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday
Hapiness is a warm gun. Bang-bang. Shoot-shoot.
Hapiness is a warm modem.
Hapiness is seeing you ex-wife in a milk carton
Happenings in Ages Past affect the Present as nothing in the Future!
Happens all the time; you sit on a pole, and barns fly by. -- Peter Colling, Physics 6
Happens sometimes, people just explode. Natural causes.
Happens to blacks-racism, happens to men-women's liberation!
Happier than a carp on a tent.
Happier than a pit bull at a mailman convention !
Happier than a puppy with two peckers.
Happiest Hanukkah To One To All!
Happiest of Holidays, from Ramblin' Roots!
Happily married
Happiness = Reality - Expectations
Happiness Is A Lawyer Moving To Japan - With A Liberal Under Each Arm
Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
Happiness Mode. - Kryten
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others
Happiness and good fortune inevitably happen to someone else
Happiness can be the purpose of ethics, but not the standard.
Happiness can't buy money!
Happiness can't buy money. --Bob Hope
Happiness can't buy you money.
Happiness can't buy you money.
Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'
Happiness descended upon him. He didn't even have time to step aside.
Happiness does not lie in happiness, but in the achievement of it. - Fedor Mikhailovitch Dostoevski
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know . - Ernest Hemingway
Happiness is
Happiness is "wading" on a waterbed.
Happiness is - CONNECT 14400/ARQ/V32/V42BIS
Happiness is - CONNECT 28800/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42BIS
Happiness is ....the journey.
Happiness is : CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34+/LAPM/V42BIS
Happiness is @F's face on a milk carton!
Happiness is Being A Moderator
Happiness is Being A SysOp.
Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton!
Happiness is Bill and Hillary's picture on a milk carton.
Happiness is Clinton's Face on a Milk Carton.
Happiness is Clintons picture on a milk carton
Happiness is DEAD AIR at 25 mph!
Happiness is Earth -- in your rear-view mirror.
Happiness is George Bush behind bars.
Happiness is Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Happiness is Killing Orcs
Happiness is Long Steady Distance
Happiness is MANDATORY, Citizen. Are you HAPPY?-Alpha Complex
Happiness is Mandatory. Are you Happy? [Yes/Yes] :
Happiness is Planet Earth in your rear-view mirror. (Sam Hurt)
Happiness is Shampoo dissolving in your hot tub.
Happiness is Superior Firepower!!
Happiness is SysOpping a good board
Happiness is The Canadiens having the Stanley Cup.
Happiness is Type Creation. ;-)
Happiness is a 50 grainer at 4100 FPS
Happiness is a 56 Ford with a kick-ass power plant.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon
Happiness is a HeathKit disruptor kit.
Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do.
Happiness is a Moderator with a good sense of humor
Happiness is a Pig in Mud.
Happiness is a QUALITY tagline database.
Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!
Happiness is a Window that won't go away #)
Happiness is a a wife who cooks your diet meals without complaining!
Happiness is a backup when your hard drive says, ZAP!
Happiness is a being a lesbian!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
Happiness is a big block of chocolate
Happiness is a big dildo in your pussy
Happiness is a big fat uranium demodulating hypersphere.
Happiness is a blank mind.
Happiness is a cat who thinks like you do
Happiness is a choice.
Happiness is a cluster of eight Sun Enterprise 10000s
Happiness is a collection of QUALITY taglines
Happiness is a combination of good health and a bad memory
Happiness is a computer that does not smoke.
Happiness is a computer with a good sense of humor.
Happiness is a computer without Windows!
Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
Happiness is a dead Cardassian --Bajoran Proverb
Happiness is a delusion
Happiness is a dream come true. Success is holding onto it
Happiness is a fast modem.
Happiness is a fat QWK packet
Happiness is a full backup.
Happiness is a fully charged CMOS!
Happiness is a funny tagline
Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!
Happiness is a growing tagline database.
Happiness is a hard disk.
Happiness is a hard drive!
Happiness is a having a twit filter.
Happiness is a high speed modem
Happiness is a hot, dripping, mouthful of Shampoo in the shower!
Happiness is a lapful of sleepy dog
Happiness is a lapful of warm cat
Happiness is a large tax refund cheque
Happiness is a live, warm body next to you.
Happiness is a loaded weapon and a short cut is better by far... - SoM
Happiness is a loud belch.
Happiness is a mild-tempered Moderator
Happiness is a moderator with a good sense of humor.
Happiness is a mystery, and should never be rationalized
Happiness is a one-cheek sneak in church
Happiness is a pair of sticky shorts.
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself
Happiness is a place between too little and too much
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
Happiness is a practicing Cleavage Inspector.
Happiness is a pussy on my face and another on my lap
Happiness is a recent full backup
Happiness is a red Testa Rossa in my driveway!
Happiness is a sensation arising from misery of others
Happiness is a smirking face, a smoking gun, and your ex
Happiness is a smirking face, a smoking gun, and your ex on the floor
Happiness is a solved puzzle
Happiness is a state of mind. Not happy? Change your mind.
Happiness is a state of non-contradictory joy.
Happiness is a tagline you haven't seen a hundred times already
Happiness is a twit filter
Happiness is a warm Dual
Happiness is a warm boot
Happiness is a warm dragon
Happiness is a warm dry caboose!
Happiness is a warm glock.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Happiness is a warm gun. - Beatles
Happiness is a warm gun. --Klingon Proverb
Happiness is a warm gun. Bang-bang. Shoot-shoot
Happiness is a warm gun...
Happiness is a warm kitten, said the Anaconda
Happiness is a warm kitten, said the Boa Constrictor
Happiness is a warm kitten. 450 degrees is recommended
Happiness is a warm kitty said the anaconda
Happiness is a warm modem.
Happiness is a warm phaser.
Happiness is a warm puppy - for a Vietnamese
Happiness is a warm puppy said the anaconda.
Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.
Happiness is a warm puppy, said the anaconda.
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Happiness is a warm puppy. said the boa constrictor
Happiness is a warm valve......!!!
Happiness is a warp drive and six-pack of Romulan ale.
Happiness is a way of life.
Happiness is a well maintained skip list!
Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
Happiness is always found in ditching school!!!
Happiness is an MG34 and an endless belt
Happiness is an obedient dragon
Happiness is attending an IndyCar race
Happiness is being a LOCAL call to SWC!
Happiness is being a lesbian!
Happiness is being deaf means no loud noise will wake you up.
Happiness is being furry.
Happiness is being left comatose by your lovers
Happiness is being married to your best friend
Happiness is biting your parrot back
Happiness is cold revenge, a warm phaser, and a hot Bajoran!
Happiness is defined by one's capacity for enjoyment. - Bacchus
Happiness is driving over a cop.
Happiness is eating Fried Egg sandwiches !
Happiness is enough RAM to run Windows 95
Happiness is finding a card that's worth more than the box!
Happiness is finding a clean public toilet!
Happiness is finding special characters
Happiness is finding the owner of a lost bikini top!
Happiness is found along the way, not at the end of the road.
Happiness is getting mail & having replies delivered! :-)
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Happiness is good health and a short memory-A.S
Happiness is having ALL Star Trek shows on videotape!
Happiness is having ALL the Death's Head II comics and collectables!
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family - in another city. - George Burns
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch -- Ogden Nash
Happiness is having all Star Trek episodes on videotape.
Happiness is having the fastest modem on the block!
Happiness is having the time to enjoy learning!
Happiness is just a state of the Mind -Spice Girls
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion
Happiness is like a piano. Both should be practiced
Happiness is loving what you do and getting paid for it
Happiness is mandatory
Happiness is mandatory. Cheer up or die. =)
Happiness is mandatory... Are you happy?
Happiness is marrying a Virgin!
Happiness is marrying your best friend
Happiness is marrying your best friend's girlfriend.
Happiness is me in a bar, and Orville buying the drinks!
Happiness is me, in a bar!
Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
Happiness is my cock in your velvet vise
Happiness is never having to say you're Tory
Happiness is no laughing matter.
Happiness is no more Mickeysoft! Hooray for Novell DOS!
Happiness is no vague dream, of that I now feel certain.<Sand>
Happiness is not a destination, but rather a trip
Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of traveling
Happiness is not a destination. It's a way of life.
Happiness is not a goal. It's a by-product.
Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling
Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be
Happiness is not an ideal of reason but of imagination. -- Kant
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. - Hyman Judah Schactel
Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die
Happiness is owning your own TSR Holodeck!
Happiness is planet Earth in your rearview mirror.
Happiness is possible only to a rational man
Happiness is reading AUTORACE.
Happiness is seeing Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing Erik Harris' face on a milk carton
Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Blues on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Enterprise crash and burn!
Happiness is seeing the Flyers on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Lightnings on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Maple Leafs on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Panthers on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Patriots severed head emblem on a milk carton!
Happiness is seeing the Penguins on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing the Sabres on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing your boss' picture on a milk carton!
Happiness is seeing your boss's face on a Dart!
Happiness is seeing your enemy with his genitals on fire!
Happiness is seeing your ex's picture on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing your ex-wife on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk container.
Happiness is seeing your sweet, moist pussy
Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Chorus!!
Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Quartet!!
Happiness is six rounds in the kill zone.
Happiness is slam dunkin' a lesbian.
Happiness is sleeping with 3 kats on your head!
Happiness is something I know nothing about. Laurence Olivier
Happiness is the Canadiens having The Stanley Cup.
Happiness is the Earth in your rear view mirror
Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton!
Happiness is the best revenge
Happiness is the greatest good
Happiness is the meaning and purpose of Life, the whole aim and end of Human exsistence
Happiness is the planet Earth in your rear view mirror
Happiness is twin floppies
Happiness is twin floppies and a hard one. (Terne)
Happiness is twin floppies.
Happiness is using Novell DOS....!
Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes.
Happiness is valuable. Bachelorhood should be taxed
Happiness is wanting what you already have.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Happiness is watching two lesbians do their thing.
Happiness is what counts for our children - Veruca's mother
Happiness is your favorite BBS teamed with PCB Freedom!
Happiness is your favorite program coverted to Windows
Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows.
Happiness is(deleted for your protection).
Happiness is.. NO WINDOWS!
Happiness is.. hmmm, sounds like the rumblings of an incipient taglne!
Happiness is... Barney and a belt-fed weapon!
Happiness is... receiving YOUR posts!!!!
Happiness is...Helping others
Happiness is...receiving YOUR posts!!!!
Happiness is: CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34+/LAPM/V42BIS
Happiness is: Elusive and Ephemeral
Happiness is: Being able to speak English even in Miami, Florida!
Happiness is: CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34+/LAPM/V42BIS
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! - Calvin
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in lenght. R. Frost
Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length
Happiness may well consist primarily of an attitude toward time. - Robert Grudin
Happiness must be used daily. You cannot preserve it
Happiness of deafness means u'll never have 2 hear moaning and
Happiness seems so hard to win.
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open. - John Barrymore - American Actor
Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of a door. - Charleton Ogburn, Jr
Happiness will be found only in true love
Happiness will not buy money
Happiness won't buy money
Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted.
Happiness, n. - Finding the owner of a lost bikini
Happiness, n. - What usually can be found six inches below the navel
Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another
Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Happiness- Rush on a milk carton
Happiness- Seeing Clinton's picture on a milk carton
Happiness- Seeing your picture on a milk carton
Happiness... Seeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton.
Happiness: Me in a bar, Dan buying the drinks!
Happiness: Three Clinton faces on a milk carton
Happiness: one inch patterns at 100 yards
Happiness: A modem, a rainy day and e-mail friends
Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others.
Happiness: A warm modem and a high CPS count.
Happiness: Changing TV Channels when football is on.
Happiness: Converting into a subatomic dissociated matter stream
Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime
Happiness: Lightning bypassing your computer; striking neighbor's dog.
Happiness: Lubbock, TX, in the rearview mirror.
Happiness: Me in a bar, Bob buying the drinks!
Happiness: Seeing Bill & Hillary on a milk carton
Happiness: Seeing the moderator's picture on a milk carton
Happiness: Seeing your MIL's picture on a milk carton
Happiness: Seeing your ex-husband's picture on a milk carton
Happiness: Seeing your mother-in-laws face on the side of the milk carton
Happiness: Two Clinton faces on a milk carton.
Happiness: Unlimited Firepower..and a Guy to clean my Guns afterwards
Happiness: When the dog stops cleaning the litter box.
Happiness: a BBS with an 800 number!
Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. - Jean Jacques Rousseau
Happiness: a perfume you can't give away without getting some yourself.
Happiness: a warm modem and CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42BIS
Happiness: something to do, to hope for, and to love.
Happiness: waking up and seeing your boss' picture on the milk carton.
Happiness:(n.) A computer without WINDOWS!
Happiness:When the dog stops cleaning the litter box.
Happiness:something to do, to hope for, and to love.
Happiness=a large,loving,caring,close-knit family...in another city--G. Burns
Happiness? Beernuts, remote control and a 486!
Happiness? That's nothing more than health and a poor memory.
HappinessSeeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton.
Happinesss is a warm puppy said the anaconda
Happinesss is: CONNECT 54666/V90/COMPRESS
Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)!
Happy (Winter Holiday Of Your Choice)!
Happy ALL month long, I am!!! ;)
Happy Belated Birthday....Fire trucks are enroute
Happy Bird Day - Celtics Fans remember Larry.
Happy Birthday Jesus!
Happy Birthday Sweet 16
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, Oldtimer
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Brent Spiner...February 2, 1949
Happy Christmas @F! Have a few for me - I can't
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! - Clement C. Moore
Happy Couple: Deaf Husband & Blind Wife
Happy Crimble...and a Very New Year!
Happy DS9 dreams. <happy sigh> - Anna Steven
Happy Days are here again!!
Happy Death Day to Rimmer! --Lister, The Cat, and Holly.
Happy DeathDay to Rimmer. * Lister, Cat, & Holly
Happy Early Birthday! :)
Happy Emails to you, 'Til we read again
Happy Father's Day to father's everywhere!
Happy Fourth of July from Sunny San Diego, Ca
Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states)
Happy Halloween, ladies! - The Kurgan
Happy Happy Happy! Joy Joy Joy!
Happy Happy Joy Joy! - Stinky Wizzleteats No 1 Hit Song.
Happy Happy Kill Kill.
Happy Happy Peel Peel
Happy Happy, Joy Joy! NOT!
Happy Holidays - Keep the Taglines comming
Happy Holidays Everyone
Happy Holidays To All
Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 1994 to you and yours!
Happy Holidays! Season Greetings!
Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) - Canadian
Happy Holidays, whatever you're celebrating!
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a very prosperous 1996!
Happy Holidays...Merry Christmas...Happy New Year...to all! - RASTA
Happy Holloweenie from Sunny San Diego, Ca
Happy Hunting, Cleaning & Restoring
Happy MM'ing
Happy Modeming, Always!
Happy Monday
Happy Mother's Day to all you mother's!
Happy New Year @R!
Happy New Year @TOFIRST@!
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
Happy News: Monogram company has initial success
Happy Nodes to you....'Til we echo again
Happy Pines escapee!
Happy Quaking!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Happy Trails To You Until We Modem Again.
Happy Trails to you, until we meet again
Happy Turkey day. Think of me eating those old HOME MADE MINCE
Happy VGA Planets for you. This is our gifts for you and friends
Happy Wood Dog Losar! Tibetan New Year 2121.
Happy Yak Shaving Day, boys and girls!
Happy aardvark!
Happy are the people whose annals are blank in history books. - Thomas Carlyle
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - L. J. Cardinal Syenens
Happy as Michelle Pfeifers underpants.
Happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Happy as a Raptor in the marketplace. -Beatles misheard
Happy as a card collector trapped in the Topps factory!
Happy as a hog eating cow manure - well lick my lips!
Happy as a lurker stirring crap in the background (netmail)!
Happy as a schizoid in a hall of mirrors
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank!
Happy birthday Octavian! (Augustus Caesar) (Sept 23, 63)
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to your inner child.
Happy birthday, Lazarus Long. Many happy returns
Happy birthday. Many happy returns.
Happy complaining, Bob!
Happy complaining, Myra !
Happy complaining, Orville!
Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife.
Happy dragons thrum... Join the thrum corps today!
Happy feast of the pig!
Happy feet...I've got those happy feet
Happy fish swim through turquoise dreams...unaware.
Happy happy happy ... peel peel peel. - Stimpy
Happy happy happy... joy joy joy!!!
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy
Happy happy! Joy Joy! - Stimpson J. Cat
Happy happy, joy, joy! --Ren Hoek
Happy hour always wins out... Mike Nelson
Happy hour is over, Taco Beelzebub! Dr. Forrester
Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!
Happy hunting, cleaning and restoring
Happy is he ... whose hope is in the Lord his God. Psalms 146:5
Happy is he that dashes their little heads against the rock. Bible
Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.
Happy is she (he) who machine knits!
Happy is the blond who can keep her hair light and her past dark
Happy is the child whose father died rich.
Happy is the house that shelters a friend.
Happy is the moment, when we sit together, With two forms, two faces, yet one soul, you and I. -- Rumi (1207-1273)
Happy landings, pretzel boy!
Happy little trees are irrelevant. - Bob Ross of Borg
Happy nodes to you ... till we echo again.
Happy people don't make history. - French proverb
Happy people make me sick. - Grumpy
Happy people must know something we don't. Garfield
Happy people rarely correct their faults
Happy tags to you, until we meet again.
Happy to oblige! (Duuh, what's "AUTORACE?")
Happy trails to you
Happy trails to you - Tom sings while couple kiss
Happy trails to you.
Happy was Adam. He didn't have neither mother-in-law nor allies
Happy what to whom? - Natalie Lambert
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy! --Stimpy
Happy, Happy, ... Joy, Joy! Ren & Stimpy 1993
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy. <BLAMBLAM> -Thump-
Happy, happy, happy! Joy, joy, joy! --Stimpy
Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy.
Happy, happy, joy, joy. - Stimpy the Cat
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
Happy-go-lucky people can only be happy when they are lucky
Happy. -Sanzip Raphael (1483-1520), Italian painter, last word
Happy...Birthday...Senator - Crow imitates Marilyn Monroe
Happy: Paid too much -work evaluationese
Happy? I couldn't be happier if I had good sense!
Happy? I was locked in one of Quarks holosuites for 6 days. - WOW!
Happyness can be found in the bottom of a klien bottle. -- The Peanut Gallery
Happyness is Killing Orcs
Happyness is a 1956 Ford Fairlane with a 312 Police Intercepter!
Happyness is a hot, dripping, mouthful of Shampoo in the shower!
Happyness is:Diskcopying from your TARGET to your SOURCE
Happyness: Shampoo dissolving in your hot tub.
Har, har, har - this one is good! easy to translate also:-)
Harass Navy men being transferred? Nah, they're in deep water already.
Harass Sarah
Harass an agnostic! Burn a question mark in his yard!
Harass will not be running. Please scratch Harass
Harass? No, her ass did nothing for me, but her tits
Harassing someone about smoking can be hazardous to your health
Harbor: place, safe from storms, ships face Customs
Harcourt!!
Harcourt? Harcourt Mudd! ... are you listening to me?
Hard *DISKS*? Gee, lady...I misunderstood you.
Hard - und Softwareberatung
Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard DISK? But I thought we were talking computers
Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement. Old Maid
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard DISK? I'm terribly sorry, I must have misunderstood
Hard DISK? Sorry lady, I thought you said something else!
Hard DISK?! Gee, guy, I misunderstood
Hard DISK?!! Gosh lady, I guess I misunderstood
Hard DISK?!! Sorry lady, I must have misunderstood
Hard DISK?? Gee lady I must have misunderstood you.
Hard Disk Full. Fake empty space Y/N?
Hard Disk Park? Is that a Disneyland attraction?
Hard Disk Parking: 10/mb for 1st 2 hrs; all day $25
Hard Disk error! Disk is soft... Harden it, then try
Hard Disk failure! A)bort R)etry T)ake Prozac
Hard Disk? Damn, I misread the advertisement! - Old Maid
Hard Disk? Gee lady, I misunderstood you., J. Holmes
Hard Disk? I thought it said Hard..... Disgruntled Lady
Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.
Hard Drive = What your computer would do if it had a car
Hard Drive Backed Up? Try Hex-Lax!
Hard Drive Crash. Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree
Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN
Hard Drive Error - (R)etry (A)bort (P)anic
Hard Drive Error: <A>bort <R>etry <K>iss your data goodbye!
Hard Drive Failure - (R)etry (A)bort (S)uicide
Hard Drive backup??? Who me
Hard Drive backup??? Who me.......
Hard Drive failure: A)bort R)etry C)ry
Hard Drive malfunction: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame the sysop
Hard Drive... The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
Hard Drive: Taking a long car trip with your mother-in-law!
Hard Drive: The commute to work every morning.
Hard Drive: What golfers wish for.
Hard Drive: Getting across Louisiana roads to anywhere
Hard Drive: Where a modem shoves it's junk!
Hard Drive:taking a long car ride with your mother-in-law
Hard Drive? I hardly ever drive let alone a hard one
Hard On warning in effect
Hard Rock Cafe's just don't work everywhere -- Crow T. Robot
Hard Rock Cafes just don't work everywhere
Hard Work never killed anyone . . . but why chance it?
Hard and blue, but soft as kittens feet
Hard as a rock
Hard cookies and warm soda are good for you.
Hard core modemmer: baud to the bone
Hard disk
Hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
Hard disk not ready!
Hard disk not ready, close door
Hard disk parking: .10/mb for the 1st 2 hrs; all day=$25
Hard disk recovery: See online documentation
Hard disk restore requires registration. <BEEP>
Hard disk's full, wonder what this MESSAGE thing is?
Hard disk: the one that's not easy to understand
Hard disks never die... HA!
Hard disks never die...they just grind away.
Hard disks never dieHA!
Hard drive = Mother-in-law in back seat
Hard drive full: (A)bort (R)etry (D)elete MS Dinwoes
Hard drive is quirky and a bit slow (19ms). <CREAK> <CRAWL>.
Hard drive makers LOVE windows!
Hard drive: stick shift, no power steering
Hard drive? Why yes, I drove 3,000 miles to get here!
Hard drive? I'd much rather have an easy one
Hard drive?-Floppy disk?-You're kidding!
Hard drives are better than soft putts
Hard drives have gremlins! BEWARE!!
Hard drives tend to do one of two things: fill up or die.
Hard drugs made me a better person
Hard for me to work without my music... Mike Nelson
Hard hat area!!!!!
Hard landing! That cross wind was pretty strong Captain :-)
Hard learned lessons are remembered the longest.
Hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch
Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. -- Daniel Dennett
Hard rock. Heavy metal. Natural textures?
Hard times for Maximillian Shell - Tom on odd scientist
Hard to get there... if you don't know where you're going
Hard to sleep at night and I'm tasting metal - Tom
Hard to smile when they ask you to bend over & grab your ankles"FM
Hard to stop when your life gets busy on ya, isn't it? - Anna Steven
Hard to tell if he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is
Hard up is good or bad depending on who's looking at it!
Hard water
Hard where? Soft where?
Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off now!
Hard work has never killed anyone but why take a risk?
Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance
Hard work is Nature's way of saying "Do it yourself"
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. - H Long
Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
Hard work may have never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances.
Hard work must have killed *someone*!
Hard work never hurt anyone - But why risk it?
Hard work never hurt anyone, but I'm not taking any chances.
Hard work never hurt anyone, but then neither did a whole lot of good rest. --Richard Arthur Hassell
Hard work never hurt anyone, but there's no need to take any chances!
Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take chances!
Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- Charlie McCarthy
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - E. Bergen
Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances?
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?
Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a risk?
Hard work never killed anyone, huh? Ask Ren Descartes about that
Hard work never killed anyone--but why risk it?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright
Hard work pays off in the long run, but laziness pays off immediately.
Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work won't