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F Troop, next on Nick At Night - Tom
F Troop, next on Nick At Night... -- Tom Servo
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings
F is for Formalhaut, where Cthuga doth dwell
F is for Forward, the 10th deck pick-up joint
F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings
F r o m the s l o w s p e a k e r s o f A m e r i c
F r o m t h e S l o w S p e a k e r s U n i o n
F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!.
F u cn rd ths u mst b n nglsh tchr!
F x S = k. The product of freedom and security is a constant.
F x S = k. The product of freedom and security is a constant."<Niven>
F x S = k. The product of freedom and security is a constant."
F yu cn rd ths thn yu cnt spl wrth a dmn!
F! - Mrs. Flamiel My folks are gonna kill me. - Ralph (Animaniacs)
F! and his latest sidekick, Expedable Lad... -F!
F! is lost in time...He is Quantum Freak!
F!, the Humanoid that simply can't be beat!
F*S*? *>FIRE!<* Novel? <sniff, sniff> *>FIRE!<*
F-105 Thunderchief
F-117...the sound of freedom.
F-14 Tomcat: World's largest distributor of MiG parts!
F-16 Falcon: Worlds fastest distributor of Mig-29 Fulcrum parts.
F-4 Phantom II
F-First O-On R-Race D-Day
F-I-S-H that's how you spell fish, Rimmer. --Lister
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish. * Lister
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish, Rimmer. - Lister
F-I-S-H. That's how you spell fish. --Lister.
F-R-I-C-A-S-S-E-E-I-N-G. Uh, D-U-C-K. - Bugs
F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino
F-ine F-irm F-igured F-emales F-loat my F-rigate
F. B. I. does it under cover.
F. LEE BAILEY - Case Closed
F. Lee Bailey gives new meaning to the phrase: "Do as I say, not as I do."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, I've seen him dressed as a woman. He's gorgeous
F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
F.A.R.T.S.: Fast Acting Relief of Tummy Stress.
F.A.R.T.S.: Freedom and Rights Total Supporter
F.B.I. F.earless B.and of I.diots
F.B.I. = Federally Barbequed Infants
F.H. Gumby. Regius Professor Of History At His Mother's
F.I.A.W.O.L. because Fandom Is A Way Of Life
F.I.J.A.G.H.
F.I.P.S. - the intelligent choice of comunication
F.L.W's "thar ain't no injuns for 100 miles" G.A.C
F.M. radio means you can listen to it on Friday mornings. - student
F.O.P. = Organized Crime For Cops
F.O.R.D. = (F)inally (O)ut (R)an (D)ale
F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association
F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout
F/A-18 Hornet fires Exocet missile - #$%$@&*#!@FO CARRIER
F1 - [Panic] F2 - [Passout] F3 - [Smash keyboard] F4 - [Cry]
F1 F2 ALT-F1 ESC ... S!*T, I didn't do it - HONEST!
F1 [Panic] F2 [Pass out] F3 [Smash keyboard] F4 [Cry]
F1 for help. 911 for HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!
F1 huumoria: Olivier Panis Jos Verstappen antais
F1 is IF spelled backwards
F1-Help F2-Look Stupid F3-Do Nothing F4-Call 911
F1-OK ESC-Cancel F2-Buckle my shoe F4-Shut the door
F1/Indy driver for hire. Inquire NM at
F10 for manual entry? You mean, I gotta type the whole manual?
F10?! Dang! Wrong key! Now I have to think up another tagline!
F11 & F12 were added on April Fools Day
F117A - When it absolutely, positively HAS to be taken out overnight.
F1: Hillitnt menoa
F1: Hillitnt menoaFF2 7E 2A DB 2E E2 C0 AD 6D 56 02 49 5D C1 B2 E8
F1[Panic] F2[Pass out] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry]
F2 7E 2A DB 2E E2 C0 AD 6D 56 02 49 5D C1 B2 E8
F27, H53, Authenticated ZM, Fire FPF -=}Squawk{+*
F6 - Add Tagline
F6F6C6 - Zoned decimal number of the beast
F:\< Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
F=TAGLINES.DAT
F@F is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality
FA>In conclusion it is your fault, yes there may well be an error in the
FA: Failsafe Armed
FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC: To Serve and Protect.
FACE THE BRUTAL TRUTH!!!
FACILITY REJECTED 100044200000;
FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses.
FACT: 57% of the American population is "Clintonly Depressed"!
FACT: 9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
FACT: A conservative will blink when struck with a hammer
FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer.
FACT: Men suffer more from female hormones than women.
FACT: Napoleon's Josephine was born in Martinique-1763
FACT: SuperButtons can bend cold steel with his bare head.
FACT: There are more horse's asses than horses
FACT: fourteen out of ten people like chocolate.
FACTOR ANALYSTS rotate their principal components
FACTS (Def.): Things Which Tend To MODERATE Opinions.
FACTS! YOU WANT FACTS!?
FACTS. They tend to moderate opinions.
FACTs do not ceast to exist, because they are ignored!
FAILSAFE: FAIL = Ooops. SAFE = Shelter constructed for the AfterOops.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
FAILURE is no more FATAL then success is PERMANENT
FAIR is a four letter word!
FAIR is a mosquito on the windshield of life.
FAIRBANKS MORSE EATS ALCOS FOR BREAKFAST.
FAITH = Forsaking All I Take Him
FAITH = Forsaking All I Trust Him
FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on
FAITH HEALING NETWORK: Killing children in the name of Jesus!
FAITH is acting on the WORD of GOD!
FAITH: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth and located.
FAITH: Fanatics Abandoning Intelligence Through Hallucination
FAITH: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth are located.
FAITH: standing at the edge and taking one more step.
FAITHFUL HUSBAND: One whose alimony check is always on time.
FALSE ADVERTISING: Easy Installation!
FALSETTOS do it two octaves higher.
FAMILY - Where the term insane is a RELATIVE term
FAMILY HISTORY: a quiltwork of lives
FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
FAMILY(n): Where the term insane is a RELATIVE term
FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Victor Borga.
FAMOUS BORG ACTORS: Whoopie Goldborg.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "C'MON GUYS, LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "WELL I THINK THATS THE LAST OF THEM"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "GO AHEAD LORENA...I DARE YOU TO."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Lemme have that bottle; I'll try it."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Let's see if it's loaded."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Step on her, boy, we're only going 75."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: What? Your mother is going to stay another month?"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: Wife, these biscuits are tough."
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: you call this low level flying?
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:"I SNAP THE STAFF"
FAMOUS LAST WORDS= You can make it easy...that train isn't coming fast
FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable.
FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/n)
FANATIC: Marching to the beat of a dead horse.
FANATIC: One who's enthusiastic about something you have no interest
FANATIC: one enthusastic about something you don't care about
FANATIC: one enthusiastic about something you're not
FANTASY ROLE PLAYERS do it all night.
FANTASY ROLE PLAYERS do it in a dungeon.
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all night
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a dungeon
FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a group
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ (fah-Q)
FAR BEYOND THE SUN....YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
FARBLE: One who farts in bathtub, then bites the bubbles!!
FAREWELL....YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
FARFLUNGNDLE: MOUTHFUL OF SPAGHETTI AFTER A SNEEZE
FARFROMKRAPPIN...German for Constipated !
FARMERS do it all over the countryside
FARMERS do it in the dirt
FARMERS do it on a corn field
FARMERS plant it deep
FARMERS spread it around.
FART(n): An audio test of your waste-disposal system
FART.COM found. (A)sk who did it (B)lame it on the dog (P)ass out
FART.EXE not found (A)bort (R)etry (Y)ah retry ahhh!
FART: Firearms, Alcohol, Religion & Tobacco (formerly ATF)
FARTHER: One's male parent.
FASA FAntaSimulations Associates
FASA: Frequently Argueable Statistics Association
FASCIST NUNS ON ROLLER SKATES!
FASHION, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
FAST, and not WORRYing over which roadKILL I could have used for
FASTRNU: Faster than you.
FAT = Circumferentially ENHANCED.
FAT = LPFS(=Low Performance File System)
FAT Error: 20 pounds overweight!
FAT GIRLS : More bounce per ounce, more fun per ton !
FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
FAT Table...Try Skinnyrowe
FAT Table: File Allocation Table table
FAT table corrupted! Try a skinny one?
FATAL ERROR #10070: Sysop late for work
FATAL ERROR #1071: SYSOP BANKRUPT
FATAL ERROR #2002: User Executed.
FATAL ERROR IN GETALIFE.SYS; making Sysop.com
FATAL ERROR IN LIFE.SYS, making sysop
FATAL ERROR READING LEFT BRAIN: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)rolic.
FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace.
FATAL ERROR! Mac user detected! Entering stupid mode
FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing
FATAL ERROR*DATA LOST*HARDWARE DESTROYED*HAVE A NICE DAY
FATAL ERROR: SYSOP BANKRUPT
FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory.
FATAL ERROR: SysOp out of environment space.
FATAL ERROR: Sysop late for work
FATAL ERROR: User Executed
FATAL ERROR: DITZ.DAT not found... USAGI.EXE not loaded
FATAL ERROR: PCBORED.EXE in C:\WC30. Now formatting C:
FATAL ERROR: User Executed
FATAL ERROR: too many fingers on keyboard
FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry
FATAL MEMORY ERROR! But .... what the hell WAS it?
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Perform CPR on any key to continue
FATAL: Major security hack. Notify Administrator
FATAL: PCBORED.EXE in C:\WC30. Now formatting C:
FATALITY: See loop, endless, error
FATE protects fools, small children and Starships named Enterprise. - Kirk
FATEL ERROR! 300 baud connection detected. SYSTEM HALTED!
FATHER CHRISTMAS activates Dec 19 - Dec 31
FATHER! The sleeper has awakened! -- Muad'Dib
FATHER: The parent who investigates the alarming noise outside at 3
FATHER: Why do you say your teacher has a crush on you? SON: Well, she puts a big kiss next to all my answers
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
FAVORITISM! I dream of being spat in the face
FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.
FAY: Fetch Amulet of Yendor
FB: Find Bugs
FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators
FBI Agent Lon Horiuchi: Will Murder Women for Food
FBI Agent burned trying to steam open PGP message, details at 11!
FBI Investigators: Federal Bureau of Investigation investigators
FBI Lesson #1: Elevate rumour, downplay fact
FBI Lesson #2: Make deal, break deal, cover tracks
FBI Lesson #3: "extensive research" = 2 anadotal reports
FBI Lesson #4: Misrepresent Misunderstandings
FBI Lesson #5: Tanks thru the doors is not "an assault."
FBI Lesson #6: 400+ ferret rounds are NOT enough CS gas
FBI Lesson #7: Gas the children to save the children.
FBI Lesson #8: Flatten the building to save the children.
FBI Lesson #9: My tank didn't run over any phone lines!
FBI Patty Melt - Crow as feds crash
FBI Snipers shoot at babies at diapers!
FBI WARNING: It is illegal to copy FBI warnings
FBI computer: Evidence not found, should I fake it? (Y/n)
FBI does it under cover.
FBI man to another: Have you booked any good reds lately?
FBI one: Mulder says he's got something
FBI stings come in 3 flavors. Strawberry, Rasberry, and Marion Barry
FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod! -- Fox Mulder
FBI! Come on out or our tanks will BURN YOU OUT!
FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod! - Mulder
FBI: Fat Bumbling Idiots!
FBI: Federal BBQ investigators
FBI: Federal Baby Incinerators.
FBI: Federal Bureau of Incinerators.
FBI: Federal Bureau of Intimidation
FBI: Federation of Borg Immolators.
FBI: Female Body Inspector.
FBI: Female Body Investigator
FBI: Free Beer Inside.
FBI: Fry, Burn, & Incinerate
FBIDos: Bad or missing file. Fire Livingstone? (Y/n)
FC: Fry Console
FCC: Findlay's Candy Company
FCC: Fools & Company Corp.
FCC: Frank, Charlie & Clyde
FCE: Fill Core with Epoxy
FCJ: Feed Card and Jam
FD: Failsafe Disarmed
FD: Forget Data
FDDI users do it with counter rotating rings
FDFORMAT: The premium high-capacity diskette formatter!
FDGB: Fall down, go boom
FDISK in not an computer-orientated swear word.
FDLog/FileMgr/Concord/FIPS/Wizard/ShowLog Reg+Support
FDMA: Freak division multifried acaustic
FDR declared us THE ENEMY with a his State of Emergency--Look it up!!
FDR had the New Deal, Clinton has the Raw Deal
FDR: Feed Disk Randomly
FE FI FO - FI FI FO FO - Mike Tyson's phone number
FE buckets of bits on the bus
FE-FI-FO FE-FI-FO-FO
FE-FI-FO FE-FI-FO-FO -- Mike Tyson's phone number.
FEAR Face everything and recover
FEAR False events appear real
FEAR Forget everything and run
FEAR - False Evidence Appearing Real.
FEATURE. A surprising property of a computer program. A bug can be changed to a feature by documenting it
FEC: Forward eery connection coding (8^2 Viterbi disturbi)
FECK OPUC --Bumper sticker from the 70's
FED-EX & UPS merging: Calling it "FED-UPS"
FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight
FEDERAL TAXPRESS: Government's term for overnight taxing
FEDS: Give us your money, property & guns so we can take care of you!
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots
FEEL the power of the Dark Side, with Windows 95!
FEELIN Musicians do it with passion.
FEELIN TWITCHY
FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!
FELIX NAVIDAD - Our cat has a boat
FELL OFF OF THE CLIFF by Eileen Dover
FEMA = Federal Excuse for Mythical Assistance.
FEMALE - One of the opposing, or unfair, sex
FEMALE.EXE cannot be copied onto itself! Insert MALE.EXE in drive A
FEMALE: [n] One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
FEMINISM.COM Corrupted: (A)bort (W)hine (S)creech
FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are superior to men.
FEMINISM: The radical idea that men are scum.
FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are people. <G>
FEMMSA : the radical notion women are people.
FEMMSA motto : Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
FENCERS do it in a full lunge
FENCERS do it with a thrust
FENCERS do it with three feet of sword
FENCERS have good tip control.
FERA: Forms Eject and Run Away
FERGIE does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth.
FERiON'87 - NOTHIn' MORe THAn A NAMe!
FESTINA LENTE
FETISH...............A kind of cheese made from goat milk
FETISH..A kind of cheese made from goat milk
FETUS...........One of the leading characters on Gunsmoke
FETUSES do it in-vitro
FEVER: A good deed done for another.
FF bottles of beer on the wall.
FF buckets of bits
FF buckets of bits on the bus
FF3: Moogles, Opera, Espers, and MORE!!!
FFA Proposes Name Change To FFA
FFF: Form Feed Forever
FFFFFFFtt... hold it right there! (Kramer)
FFLINE 1.56 * Too soon old; too late smart
FFenris does not forgive. Neither do we. -- Wisetongue
FIA: The Commodore Computer of auto racing
FIAT - Fails In Attempted TurnsFFIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT: - Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIAWOL forever
FIBBER - You're A Hard Man, Mr. McGee
FIBER: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might
FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.
FICTION: Writing that can't hold a scandal to biography
FIDDLE: The friction of a horse's tail on a cats' entrails
FIDE ET OPERA
FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
FIDO - My neurotic way of life
FIDO - being alone together
FIDO Lie #20 I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO and planet connect are going nuts!
FIDO is a bad boy sometimes.
FIDO lie #01 I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo.
FIDO lie #02 I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #03 I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #04 There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #05 I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #07 I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie #08 Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #09 Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #10 Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #11 Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #12 Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or
FIDO lie #13 The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #14 NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #15 You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #16 NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #17 I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #18 My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #19 I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions
FIDO lie #20 I can come up with enough Roman Numerals all of these.
FIDO lie #21 My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #22 I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie #I I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie #II I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #III I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #IV There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #IX Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #V I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #VI Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #VII Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #VIII This is a Hobbiest's Network.
FIDO lie #X Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #XI Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #XII Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or not
FIDO lie #XIII The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #XIV NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read
FIDO lie #XIX I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #XV You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #XVI NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #XVII I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #XVIII My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #01 I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie #01: I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #02 I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #03 I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #03: I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #04 There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #04: I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo.
FIDO lie #05 I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #06: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie #07 Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #07: I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #08 This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #08: I'm not drunk right now!
FIDO lie #09 Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #09: I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie #10 Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #11 Other nets don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #11: My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #12 Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #12: My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #13 You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #13: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #14 Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #15 I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #15: Other Nets Don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #15: You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #16 My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #16: NetMail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #16: Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #17 I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #17: The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #18 My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #18: There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #19 The Internet doesn't take users from FidoNet
FIDO lie #19: This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #20 I know the network rules by heart
FIDO lie #20: I can come up with enough Roman Numerals all of these.
FIDO lie #20: Who gives a **** whether the Other nets interfere or not?
FIDO lie #21 My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #21: You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #22: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie #22: Your SysOp doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #23: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #24 I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #24: Moderators do not play God
FIDO lie #25: FidoNet costs very little
FIDO lie #26: You can talk about whatever you want in the CHATTER echo
FIDO lie #27: You'll never have a problem picking up your mail
FIDO lie #I I read all messages in the TEEN echo.
FIDO lie #II I have a life outside the FIDOnet.
FIDO lie #III I wrote these tags myself.
FIDO lie #IV There is no such thing as line noise.
FIDO lie #IX Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #V I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo.
FIDO lie #VI Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #VI: I never heard of an Off line reader!
FIDO lie #VI: I'm always on topic.
FIDO lie #VI: Real people read and reply to your mail.
FIDO lie #VII I've won debates in both GUNS and ANIMAL_RIGHTS.
FIDO lie #VII Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #VIII This is a hobbyist's network.
FIDO lie #VIII: This is a Hobbiest's Network.
FIDO lie #X Internet/UUCP gateways work.
FIDO lie #XI Other nets don't interfere with FidoNet.
FIDO lie #XII Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #XII: Who gives a -- whether the Other nets interfere or not
FIDO lie #XII: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere.
FIDO lie #XIII You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #XIII: The Other nets will Die off leaving Just FIDO.
FIDO lie #XIV Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity.
FIDO lie #XIV NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #XIX: I don't match any URA Redneck tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #XV I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #XV You get all the messages ever sent in an area.
FIDO lie #XVI My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #XVII I don't match any "URA Redneck" tagline descriptions.
FIDO lie #XVII: I know the echo rules by heart.
FIDO lie #XVIII My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #XVIII: My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #XX I can come up with enough Roman Numerals for all of these
FIDO lie #XXI: My point works perfectly!
FIDO lie #XXII: I wasn't drunk when I typed this!
FIDO lie IX - We don't take it seriously
FIDO lie VIII - I don't pay attention to that FLAME echo.
FIDO lie X - We welcome new members
FIDO lie XI - 'a loose collection of anarchists'
FIDO must be sick. Its nodes are stopped up!
FIDO! Quit vomiting your food!
FIDO's been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages!
FIDO's constipated? My SysOp said "ExLax..."
FIDO's got gas..."My SYSOP said MYLANTA..."
FIDO...Information dog run
FIDO: All the social dynamics of kindergarten
FIDO: Finding Interesting Dead Organisms
FIDO: A dog run over in the middle of the information superhighway
FIDO: A dog run over on the Information Superhighway.
FIDO: All the social dynamics of kindergarten.
FIDO: Fading Into Discreet Obsolescence
FIDO: Finding Incoming Directly Overhead!
FIDO: Finding Interesting Dead Organisms
FIDO: Fix it, Don't Obey
FIDO: Flagrant idiocy demands opposition!
FIDO: Foolish Idolatry Deemed Obligatory
FIDO: Forgotten Investigations Deliberately Overlooked
FIDO: Freedom is definitely outlawed!
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Discussion Organizer.
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Dog Offerings
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Dog Offerings. --Denise Altoff.
FIDO: Frighteningly Inaccurate Discourse Observed
FIDO: Fundamental integrity declared obsolete
FIDO: Fundamentally Inane Dialogue Overview.
FIDO: Ministry for information distribution.
FIDO: The dinosaur of the 20th century
FIDO: all the social dynamics of kindergarten.
FIDONET = Information frontage road.
FIDONET(n): what the pound employees use for aquisitions
FIDONET: Fiends, Imps, Devils and Other Nasty Evil Things!
FIDONet - The Positronium
FIDONet International Mail Network - You Don't Know How Lucky You
FIDONet: Tagline Superhighway
FIDONet? I dunno. I can't use it; don't know how.
FIDOnet - a net used to catch dogs
FIE ON THEE, CHURL NET OF FIDO!!!--Danny Davids
FIELD TEST: Putting your software out to pasture.
FIELD: noun, a forest without the trees.
FIFO First in, first out
FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
FIGHT CRIME * SHOOT BACK!
FIGHTER PILOTS do it at incredable speeds
FIILE_ID.DIZ only has one 'I' - David Terry, 1994
FIJAGH: Fandom Is Just A Ghoddam Hobby
FILE ALLOCATION TABLE BAD: One leg fell off
FILE CLINTON.LIE. CROSSLINKED WITH TRAITOR2.USA
FILE COPIED. I THINK?
FILE NOT FOUND OR BAD PASSWORD!
FILE NOT FOUND: SHALL I FAKE IT?
FILE t-=]];ldKShUOSD'',.?/xsas NOT FOUND - Remove Toddler to continue.
FILE to sort out, later. Thanks, Soleil!
FILEMAN.EXE: Windows file name, standing for File Mangler.
FILES=0.5 FCBS=Huh? STACK=BLOWN BREAK=GIMMEA
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE
FILES=20 BUFFERS=15 first quarter, second down, five yards to go... :)
FILES=21 BUFFERS=17 4th Quarta', 3rd Down, 6 yds. t' go. Yo' Man!!
FILES=21 BUFFERS=17 4th Quarter, 3rd Down, 6 yds. to go!
FILES=30 BUFFERS=20 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME[A]
FILES=30 BUFFERS=10 STACKS=BLOWN BREAK=GIMMEA
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on de 20, 1st and 10.
FILES=5, BUFFERS=7, 3rd down, 5 yards to go
FILE_ID.DIZ - Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
FINALLY!!! Coming soon! Mouse support for EDLIN
FINANCE PROFESSORS don't do it at all; apparently.
FINANCIAL ADVICE: Never play cards with a man named ACE!
FINCH: Completed, as in "Are you finch yet?"
FIND YOURSELF A FRIEND....HAMMER
FINE Fearful; Insecure; Neurotic; Emotional
FINE: Tax for doing wrong. TAX: Fine for doing right
FINGER Musicians do it with their instruments.
FINGERS activates after Nov 11th, 1990
FINNISH: Hyvaa joula. Onnellista Uutta Voutta
FINSTER'S LAW: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
FIRE DEPARTMENT - You set 'em, we wet 'em!!
FIRE DEPT - You set 'em -- We wet 'em!!
FIRE FIRE FIRE No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE
FIRE THE WAVE MOTION GUN!!! - CAPT Avatar
FIRE THEM ALL, Vote the incumbents out!
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! "Is anyone down range?"
FIRE. Sorry cap'n me gun's had a vasectomy
FIREARM.CLP loaded, begin shooting (Y/N)?
FIREARMS protect us *from* todays Adolph J. Reno's etc
FIREARMS: Democracy's Reset Button
FIREBALLs never die
FIREFIGHTERS DO IT WITH LONGER HOSES
FIREFIGHTING - The most respected profession in the world
FIREMEN DO IT HOTTER!
FIREMEN are always in heat.
FIREMEN do it wearing rubber
FIREMEN do it with a big hose
FIREMEN find `em hot, and leave `em wet
FIREMEN have bigger hoses.
FIREPROOF: A label for water bottles
FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt.
FIRST Connor? (BLAM BLAM BLAM!) Have a nice day
FIRST Connor? You are scheduled for termination. (BLAM!)
FIRST NETWORK: Triangle of string with a tin tied to each corner.
FIRST ON RACE DAY!!
FISH First In, Still Here
FISH! FISH! Food of the gods! - Mr. Smarty Pants as The Fin
FISHERMEN are proud of their rods
FISHERMEN do it for reel
FISHERMEN have long rods.
FISHING ROD: Has a hook at one end and a fool at the other
FISHING=Jerk on one end of a pole waiting for a jerk on the other end.
FIT2SKI: Fit to ski.
FITB Fill In The Blank
FIZZICIAN(n): Soda jerk?
FIle leeches suck! huh Yeah, let's burn 'em! huh huh huh
FIrst REsponders save lives..., maybe YOUR life!
FL Fact: All Floridians Must Be Tanned!
FL Fact: Four way flashers mean you can turn in ANY direction!
FL Fact: New Yorkers come to FL to use our Tanning Salons in Winter!
FL Fact: Red Light means 6 more cars may enter the intersection!
FL Fact: Snowbirds tan in Winter, Floridians tan in Summer
FL Fact: We're the Lightning Capitol of the World! %*$%#@!NO CARRIER
FL Motel rates: Seasonal $200/ night, Off Season $10/night
FL Rental Car Special: Optional Turret Gun with ammo purchase!
FL SINGLES helps the pain of loneliness go away.
FL SINGLES reminds me that I matter.
FL SINGLES reminds me that there are others in my boat.
FL TV Fact: Our weather is Always better than the rest of the country!
FL: Number One in Geriatrics Care!
FL: Single Women outnumber Single Men 10 to 1 <in the age 70+ bracket>
FLA FLA FLOWLY
FLAGPOLE SITTERS do it in the air
FLAGS HLD, DIR
FLAIL: Not to succeed.
FLAME ON!!! - The Human Torch
FLAMING RULES! YOU STUPID #%#@^#%@%#%@#!!!!!
FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES MASS EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL
FLASH activates after Jun 1990
FLASH! Elvis + Hitler seen dancing at local club!!
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the
FLASH! Jeremy Mullins seen swinging across town with Catwoman
FLASH! Pee-Wee Herman joins cast of "Different Strokes!"
FLASH! Democrat saves drowning black guy - he quit holding him under
FLASH! Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
FLASH! Intelligent life discovered on Earth!....Where? Where???
FLASH! Lorena Bobbitt nominated as Surgeon General!
FLASH! Miners Refuse to Work after Death
FLASH! Pee-Wee herman seen at X-rated film in Barney costume!!
FLASH! Rush Limbaugh denies being gay!
FLASH! The Surgeon General has started smoking!
FLASH!: Rush Limbaugh denies being gay!
FLASH!: Sarah Brady decapitated in dungbeetle attack
FLASH** Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
FLASH**** Suicidal twin, kills sister by mistake****
FLASH*Energizer Bunny Arrested,charged w/Battery
FLASH-> Altzheimer's renamed: WhatHisNames's Disease
FLASH: Donald Duck hurt in three-car quack-up onI-95. Film at 11:00.
FLASH: Lemrick Nelson acquitted. 100,000 Hasidic Jews riot and burn.
FLASH: 1000 wigs stolen in Miami! Police combing city
FLASH: Clinton almost drowns!
FLASH: Dwarf Seer escapes from jail: Small medium at large!
FLASH: Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!
FLASH: Eveready Bunny arrested! Charged with battery.
FLASH: Police shoot man trying to commit suicide
FLASHBACKS...an instant replay of HELL!!!
FLASHLIGHT: Device used for storing dead batteries
FLATTERERS LOOK LIKE FRIENDS the way wolves look like dogs.
FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.
FLATTOP - A girl who hasn't begun to mature yet.
FLAUTISTS blow crosswise
FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug. ... PENTIUM SLOGAN: Redefining
FLD: FLing Disk
FLESH, n. The Second Person of the secular Trinity.
FLEWBYU: flew by you (this was on a Corvette).
FLI: Flash Lights Impressively
FLIGHT RISK - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon
FLINTSTONES: Yabba Dabba Don't
FLIP activates the 2nd of any month
FLIPS AND TUMBLES: by JIM NASTICS
FLIRT: A hit-and-run lover.
FLOOD -- TMBG
FLOOR -- (n) the place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
FLOPPY DISK - Serious curvature of the spine
FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts
FLOPPY: Condition of a user's stomach due to no exercise.
FLORIDA ROULETTE: Wear T-shirt that says "I AM A TOURIST".
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLOTATION: A shipboard romance.
FLOW CHART: Graphic picture of the fastest way to the can
FLOWER POWER RULES, BOUQUET?
FLOWER STAGE: Flying Wiggler and Eggo-Dil
FLOWERS! Is there a JOHN LUCK PICKARD here? ... Q - Tapestry
FLOWERS: A gift bought by a man with a weak alibi.
FLR: Flash Lights Randomly
FLUFF
FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
FLUSH TWICE ! IT'S A LONG WAY TO OTTAWA !!
FLUSH the incumbents, restore citizen government.
FLUSH!, Whee! Ha Ha Ha!, I'm done with my bath! -Calvin
FLUTISTS blow crosswise.
FLW #1- The Beast is a good guy ?!?
FLW #10: "Uh, my saving throw versus spells?"
FLW #11: "How many hit points do I have? Let me check."
FLW #12: "An amulet of life protection doesn't protect your life?"
FLW #13: "Trolls regenerate?"
FLW #14: "Oops"
FLW #15: "I got bit by a *what*?
FLW #16: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
FLW #17: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?!"
FLW #18: "Darn, Tiamat--you're one UGLY..."
FLW #19: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
FLW #1: "Nothing ever happens on level 1."
FLW #2: "This is an *easy* dungeon."
FLW #31: "You're rolling *10D20* for random encounters?"
FLW #36: "Why is the DM laughing?"
FLW #3: "I thought *you* were mapping."
FLW #4: "Of course I searched for traps."
FLW #5: "The DM is a wuss."
FLW #6: "The dragon isn't so big."
FLW #7: "Lloth, shmolth, get out of my way, Mr. Uglyface!"
FLW #8: "This trap is too simple."
FLW #9: "Curse? What curse?"
FLW: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
FLWs: "Does a three save against death magic?"
FLWs: "Dragon? What dragon?"
FLWs: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
FLY WiTH uS,aND Be eVeN a WiNG C0MMaNDeR!
FLY.COM crashed. (A)bort (R)etry (B)ailout
FLY.COM down. (A)bort (R)etry (Z)ipup?
FLYERS do it in the air
FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling
FLYING - The most fun you can have with you clothes on!
FLYMOdem - the only protocol that mulches your data!
FM DISC JOCKEYS do it in stereo and with high fidelity
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
FM broadcasters do it with Frequency.
FM disc jockeys DO IT in stereo and with high fidelity
FM: Forget Memory
FMP: Finish My Program
FNANAH!!!!... And I MEAN it!!! :)
FNORD! This tagline does not exist.
FOA - Ferret Owners Anoymous
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOBL Fell outta bed laughing
FOCL Fell outta chair laughing
FODDER: Opposite of mudder.
FOG WARNING: Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt
FOIA act. Freedom of Information Act act
FOLGERS TEA, good enough to be served in Starfleet's finest starships.
FOLK - Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century
FOLLOW ME! It's better for us to be lost together
FOMC Falling Off My Chair (laughing)
FOMCROFL Fell Off My Chair Rolling On Floor Laughing!
FONT: Not lost, as in "I once was lost, but now am font."
FOO |i++lE $Ex aIIEcf$ YOUr EyE$ig++f
FOOD.CAT not found: Terminating HAPPY.CAT.
FOOEY! Nobody _ever_ asks me!!! - GypsyM
FOOL'S GOLD is Green!
FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
FOOLPROOF OPERATION [Translation Ä No provision for adjustments]
FOOLPROOF?? gimme USER-proof & I'll buy it!!!
FOOT IN MOUTH: Saying what you think without thinking.
FOOT(n): a politician's pacifier
FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it in pads.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively
FOPC: False Out-of-Paper Condition
FOR A GOOD TIME, press CTRL-2
FOR C = 1 to 1000: C SUCKS : NEXT C
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD....MEAT LOAF
FOR EVERY action there is an equal and opposite malfunction
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN GET OFF! SHE'S DEAD JIM!!
FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE! put it in the root!
FOR MODERATOR USE ONLY - Do not write below this line
FOR OFFICE USE ONLY --- DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE ---
FOR SALE - Encyclopedia, hardly used. My wife knows EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE - Girls bicycle seats, $10 new, $50 used
FOR SALE -- Encyclopedia, hardly used. I already know EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE CHEAP - Dictionary...index is missing
FOR SALE Echoes '92! Don't laugh, I'm broke.
FOR SALE Parachute Used once, Never opened, Slightly stained
FOR SALE...Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once.
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifles. Never fired, only dropped once.
FOR SALE: Parachute - used once, never opened, small stain.
FOR SALE: 1 budgie, going Cheep
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
FOR SALE: 2,500 Atlanta Braves World Series Caps. (Cheap)
FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs
FOR SALE: D'vorkians machine, used once, works well.
FOR SALE: Encyclopedia, hardly used - wife knows EVERYTHING!
FOR SALE: Great taglands in Florida, real cheap.
FOR SALE: Illiterate Hard Drive (can't read or write)
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
FOR SALE: Land in Somalia. Real Cheap. Free Food.
FOR SALE: Motivation Tapes. Never used
FOR SALE: Older model tag, no line. $25 or b/o.
FOR SALE: One Iraqi rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
FOR SALE: One canary, going cheep.
FOR SALE: One cloaked Romulan warbird ornament, $50.
FOR SALE: Pentium PC. I'm switching to gas heat
FOR SALE: Pentium processed Can Opener - $3,000
FOR SALE: Programming manuals. Must "C" to appreciate
FOR SALE: Screen windows for submarine. Only used once
FOR SALE: The Taglynn Bridge, cheap for you today only!
FOR SALE: USED IRAQI RIFLES. Like new, never fired, dropped once
FOR SALE: USED TAGLINE. LOW MILEAGE. ONE OWNER. CHEAP
FOR SALE: Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle.
FOR SALE: Used Dyson sphere, needs work. Priced to sell.
FOR SALE: Used taglines. All sizes. In mint condition
FOR SALE: Used taglines.. $10.00 each. Only used a few times
FOR SALE: bulk disks, cheap. BONUS: Has OS/2 on them
FOR SALE: set of morals, not used, will sell cheap
FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
FORCE yourself to stay away!
FORCEPS - Giant baby tweezers.
FORD Figure On Repairs Daily
FORD First On Race Day
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD Found On Road Dead
FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill
FORD - First On Rust Development
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump
FORD Fix or Repair Daily.
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD FANATIC!!
FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD Fault Of R&D
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die
FORD had, a good idea, but the light BLEW!!!!
FORD Ä Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD! The only way to drive in style very fast!!
FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin]
FORD: Found On Roadside Dump
FORD: You can press any key to continue, as long as it's ENTER
FORD: Fails On Rainy Days.
FORD: Figure On Repairs Daily
FORD: First On Race Day
FORD: First On Rainy Days.
FORD: First On Road to Dump.
FORD: First On Rust and Deterioration.
FORD: Fix Or Replace Daily
FORD: Flip Over, Read Directions.
FORD: Forked Over Re-built Dodge
FORD: Found On Reservation Dump
FORD: Found On Road Dead.
FORD: Found On Road Disabled
FORD: Found On Road, Dead
FORD: Found On Rubbish Dump.
FORD: Found On the Road Dead
FORD: Friggin Old Rebuilt Dodge?
FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!
FORD: The reason that SNAP-ON can stay in business
FORDBBQ: on a ford pinto.
FORE!.........................................<BONK!<
FORE: The number after three.
FORECAST for today--increasing light towards morning
FORECAST: Guess
FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used pointing out two malefactors.
FOREIGN FILM: Any movie shown in Texas theatre that isn't a western.
FORENSICS: (n) Ten.
FOREPLAY.........................A term used when golfing
FOREPLAY..A term used when golfing
FOREPLAY: A golfing term.
FOREPLAY: group sex with 4 people???? :)
FORESHADOWING! - Tom as character mentions obvious thing
FORESHADOWING! -- Tom Servo
FORESKIN.....Against one's will (as in..foreskinably detained)
FOREST STAGE: Poochy and Grinder
FORESTERS do it in trees
FORFEIT - What most animals stand on
FORGERS do it hot
FORK YOU!
FORM activates the 24th of any month
FORMAL? And here I am wearing blue jeans.... <g>
FORMAT C: (Y)es, (M)aybe
FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d:
FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.
FORMAT C: solves a lot of problems
FORMAT C:\Congress in 1996 ( Y, y )?
FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x]
FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x] Okay by me
FORMAT WILL work on my server! See, don't you feel dumb?!
FORMAT: The easiest way to keep software out of others' hands.
FORMATTING HARD DRIVE (C)ontinue (A)bort (P)anic
FORMATTING HARD DRIVE - Press any key to continue
FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps
FORTENSK ELMER
FORTH PROGRAMMERS do it from behind
FORTH programmers are better in the stack
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
FORTH programmers do it in the stack
FORTITUDE: Life after age forty-one.
FORTRAN 90 ist besser als C. Jedenfalls besser als BASI-C !
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP
FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS just DO it
FORTRAN Programmers THINK in capital letters
FORTRAN and seven years ago
FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies
FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers. -- Steven Feiner
FORTRAN ist kein notwendiges bel. FORTRAN ist nicht notwendig
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
FORTRAN programmers just DO IT
FORTRAN rots the brain. -- John McQuillin
FORTRAN- Formless Translations.
FORTRAN: For Once Ron, Try a Real And Normal language
FORTRAN: How two computers get excited before Interface
FORTUNE TELLERS do it with crystal balls.
FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #2 Never goose a wolverine
FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #23 Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn
FORTY DAYS IN THE SADDLE by Major Ashburn.
FORTY-TWO!
FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
FOSSIL Driver : He who chauffers old folks around
FOSTERIZE: (also see To Bobbit) In this case they remove ALL of you
FOUND: Tagline. Will go to pound if not claimed
FOUR MASTED SCHOONER: __________~|_~|_~|_~|\\_________
FOUR! Sorry Gerald you only beaned one
FOUR-WHEELERS do it with better grip.
FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.
FOUR-fingered, Jim, what you think you are, some kind of freak? -Peter
FOX - Coming Soon: The Mighty MORPHINE POWER DRAINERS!
FOX movie: John Bobbit: The 6 Million Dollar ManHood
FOX, Cops, May 1991
FPC: Feed Paper Continuously
FPC: Feed Paper Continuously
FPL: Florida Plunder and Loot.
FPT: Fire Photon Torpedoes
FR: Flip Record
FRA #001: Once you have their money...you never give it back
FRA #003: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to
FRA #007: Keep your ears open
FRA #008: Small print leads to large risk
FRA #009: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit
FRA #010: Greed is eternal
FRA #013: Anything worth doing is worth doing for money
FRA #016: A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along
FRA #018: A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
FRA #019: Satisfaction is not guaranteed
FRA #021: Never place friendship above profit
FRA #022: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
FRA #027: There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman
FRA #031: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother
FRA #033: It never hurts to suck up to the boss
FRA #034: Peace is good for business
FRA #035: War is good for business
FRA #040: She can touch your lobes but never your latinum
FRA #041: Profit is its own reward
FRA #047: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
FRA #048: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
FRA #052: Never ask when you can take
FRA #057: Good customers are as rare as latinum -- treasure them
FRA #058: There is no substitute for success
FRA #059: Free advice is seldom cheap
FRA #060: Keep your lies consistent
FRA #062: The riskier the road, the greater the profit
FRA #065: Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff
FRA #076: Every once in a while, declare peace
FRA #079: Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge
FRA #082: The flimsier the product, the higher the price
FRA #089: Ask not what your profits can do for you, but [vice versa]
FRA #094: Females and finances don't mix
FRA #097: Enough...is never enough
FRA #099: Trust is the biggest liability of all
FRA #1 Once you have their money, never give it back
FRA #102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever
FRA #104: Faith moves mountains...of inventory
FRA #106: There is no honor in poverty
FRA #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
FRA #111: Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them
FRA #113: Always have sex with the boss
FRA #117: You can't free a fish from water
FRA #121: Everything is for sale, even friendship
FRA #123: Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum
FRA #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit
FRA #141: Only fools pay retail
FRA #14: Admit to a mistake; apologize; then move on
FRA #16 A deal is a deal
FRA #162: Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit
FRA #17 - A Ferengi's assets equal his debts and his equity
FRA #177: Know your enemies...but do business with them always
FRA #181: Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit
FRA #189: Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money
FRA #194: Know about new customers before they walk in
FRA #202: The justification for profit is profit
FRA #211: Employees are rungs on the ladder of success..step on them
FRA #214: Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach
FRA #218: Always know what you're buying
FRA #223: Beware the man who doesn't make time for _oo-mox_
FRA #229: Latinum lasts longer than lust
FRA #236: You can't buy fate
FRA #242: More is good...all is better
FRA #255: A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity
FRA #261: A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience
FRA #263: Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum
FRA #266: When in doubt, lie
FRA #284: Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi
FRA #285: No good deed ever goes unpunished
FRA #xx: Never let the competition know what you're thinking
FRA 001. If they want their money back, give it to them. Quark, Prophet Motive
FRA 001. Once you have their money, you never give it back. Rom, The Nagus
FRA 003. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. Quark, The Maquis, Part II
FRA 006. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. Zek, The Nagus
FRA 007. Keep your ears open. Odo, In the Hands of the Prophets
FRA 009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. Nog, The Storyteller
FRA 010. Greed is dead. Rom, Prophet Motive
FRA 010. Greed is eternal. Quark, Prophet Motive
FRA 016. A deal is a deal. Quark, Melora
FRA 018. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. Sisko & Nog, Heart of Stone
FRA 021. Never place friendship above profit. Quark, Rules of Acquisition
FRA 021. Never place profit before friendship. Rom, Prophet Motive
FRA 022. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. Pel, Rules of Acquisition
FRA 022. Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever. Rom, Prophet Motive
FRA 023. Money can never replace dignity. Rom, Prophet Motive
FRA 031. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Quark, The Siege
FRA 033. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. Quark & Pel, Rules of Acquisition
FRA 034. War is good for business. Dax & Quark, Destiny
FRA 037. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. Rivals
FRA 047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own. Quark, Rivals
FRA 048. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. Pel, Rules of Acquisition
FRA 057. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them. Quark, Armageddon Game
FRA 059. Free advice is seldom cheap. Quark, Rules of Acquisition
FRA 062. The riskier the road the greater the profit. Rules of Acquisition
FRA 075. Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. Quark, Civil Defense
FRA 076. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. Quark, The Homecoming
FRA 102. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. Quark & Nog, The Jem'Hadar
FRA 103. Sleep can interfere...... Pel, Rules of Acquisition
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FRA 111. Treat people in your debt like family, exploit them. Sisko, Past Tense, Part I
FRA 112. Never have sex with the boss' sister. Quark, Playing God
FRA 139. Wives serve, brothers inherit. Odo, Necessary Evil
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FRA 285. A good deed is its own reward. Rom, Prophet Motive
FRA 285. No good deed ever goes unpunished. Quark, The Collaborator
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FRA Nr.10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
FRAGILE...Handle with care, Madders has been on the piss
FRANK AND OPEN DISCUSSION: Flaming row
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FRANK SINATRA does it his way
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FRANKIE SAYS : - "BEESWAX"
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FRATERNITY MEN do it with their little sisters
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FRAUD: on a Porsche 911 Carerra.
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FREEDOM ISN'T CHEAP AND IT NEVER GOES ON SALE
FREEDOM is the *RIGHT* to shoot back!
FREEDOM...void where prohibited by law
FREEDOM: BROUGHT TO YOU BY GOD, GUNS, AND GUTS!
FREEDOM: Life, Liberty and the theft of your tagline
FREEEOOOW! --Zaphod
FREEWARE: What everything should be.
FREEZE! I'm Officer Simpson. You Have The... Right... DONUTS!`
FREEZE!! Put down the scanner and back away slowly!
FREEZE!!!!! Unhand that tagline or I'll shoot!!!!
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FRENCH TICKLER............A guy with a feather from Paris
FRENCH: Joyeux Noel et heureuse Anne
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FREUD found it everywhere.
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FRG: Fill with Random Garbage
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FRIDGE MAGNET: What your 2-year-old uses to stick floppies together.
FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud
FRIEND: Someone with the same enemies as you
FRIEND: Someone you know all about but like anyway.
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FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
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FRIODE: A bidirectional diode.
FRISBEETERIAN: When you die, your soul goes on the roof
FROG PROVERB: time's fun when your having flies
FROG'S ALLEY activates the 5th of any month
FROG(n): tasty french treat, once you remove the head,torso & tail!
FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs
FROINLEVIN!
FROINLEVIN!/Animaniacs
FROM NOW ON MY RALLYING CRY IS "SO WHAT?"
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - Cryogenically Preserved
FROWN IF YOU HAD NO SEX THIS MORNING
FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS
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FRUIT FARMERS can do it with melons.
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FTP the Ultimate Calculator from garbo.uwasa.fi, in pc/math/ucalc24.zip
FTP? Follow The Preacher...? Fly To Portugal...?
FTW for all it's worth, every inch of planet earth~~PanterA
FU MANCHU activates after aug 1st, 1989
FU MANCHU activates after aug 1st, 1989
FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR: [Fouled] Up Beyond All Recognition (or repair)
FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR - military term which describes Clinton's foreign policy
FUBAR-F---ed up beyond all repair
FUBB - Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUBS Fidonet Used Book Squad
FUBS, we're looking for a few good bookworms.
FUBS: Fidonet Used Book Squad
FUBS: bookworms looking for a good time
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FUBS: Been there, Done that, Got the T-shirt
FUBS? Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.....Nothing beats a FUBS.
FUCHSIA: Opposite of past.
FUEL GAUGE: Der Walletemptyung Meter
FUF: Foreningen til Udryddelse af Fotofęlder
FUGGHEAD: Fannish term meaning roughly airhead
FULL MOON MADNESS
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!
FUN.....MORE FUN.....IS MORE FUN.....BACKWARDS IS MORE FUN
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FUND SET UP FOR BEATING VICTIM'S KIN
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
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FUNNY BOOK = Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion
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FUNNY BOOK = You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup
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FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (regarding a hard drive)
FUWOTD; Fed up with off-topic discussions.
FUZZY THEORISTS both do it and don't do it
FWIW For What It's Worth
FX don't hold my attention for long. - Anna Steven
FYA :For your amusement
FYBR: Follow Yellow Brick Road
FYEO :For your eyes only
FYI For Your Information
FYI. (And not everyone is witty enough to
FYI: [Censored] You, Idiot.
FYI; For Your Information
FYIO For Your Information Only
FZMT: And how 'bout you Fauna, ya wanna?
FZMT: And you are my sofa.
FZMT: Aww Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am
FZMT: Evelyn, a modified dog, viewed the fringe of a quivering doilly
FZMT: Is that a Real poncho or a Sears poncho?
FZMT: Moon Unit, where did I go wrong?
FZMT: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon
FZMT: She didn't like it when her fanbelt shrunk and got shorter
FZMT: Tax the churches!!!!!
FZMT: The poodle bites, the poodle chews it
FZMT: Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat yellow snow.
F_R_H F_WCETT ... hmmm, can I buy a towel, Pat?
Fa-fa-fa-foowey!
Fa-fa-fa-foowey!
Faaabulous! The prince! - Crow lisps
Faber Fedor: The #1 cause of teenage pregnancy in America
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fables of the reconstruction of the fables of the reconstruction of
Faboo!
Faboo! - Wakko
Faboo! - Wakko Warner/Animaniacs
Fabric aeroplanes are great.... what did you say?
Fabulous Russian cosmonaut babes! - Tom
Fabulous. University education: you can't beat it
Fac meam diem. - Clintus Eastvoodicus
Fac meam diem. --Clintus Eastwoodus.
Fac meam diem. --Dirtius Harrius.
Fac ut gaudeam
Fac ut gaudeam. (Make my day.)
Face it - we're deader than corduroy. - The Cat
Face it Bob, you threw up *on* All!
Face it Orville, you threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
Face it Sean, you threw up *on* Cal!
Face it! There won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John remains dead
Face it, you threw up *on* Cal!
Face it, Dad. The season's OVER. - Calvin
Face it, Michael had a hand in it.
Face it, my friend....The skeletons have come out of your closet!
Face it, society is stronger than you are
Face it, you're stuck in a dead end job.
Face it- this is the most worthwhile thing you've done all day.
Face reality: the lottery is always won by other people!
Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasies of redheads
Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasy and fairy tales.
Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasy and plenty of Drugs.
Face reality? But there are dirty DISHES in Reality!
Face the face of fear, face the face of Death!
Face to face we embrace..We drink of love's sweetest wine - Amy Grant
Face west and bow to EKO!
Face your doom, spineless worm thingy! - Psycrow to Earthworm Jim
Face your enemy...face yourself...face your worst fear. - Katana
Face! - Tom Servo after fooling Dr. Forrester
Facent Solitudinus, Pacem Appelant. - Josephus
Faces :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
Facias ipse quod faciamus suades. Practice what U preach
Facility of pardon is an incentive to crime
Facing a choice of 2 evils? Pick the one not yet tried.
Facing the facts makes it hard to get up in the morning.
Facing the wind, we're riding the storm
Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones
Fact is solidified opinion
Fact is, I never take 'em off!
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't
Fact remains, it's still an artifact. :-
Fact. Stranger than any science fiction.
Fact: 14 out of 10 people logged on to the Net do not know what carpal is.
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten WOMEN eat chocolate.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle wristwatch.
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like chocolate.
Fact: 14 out of 10 people like sex.
Fact: 14 out of every 10 people like chocolate
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
Fact: 90% of truckers are available (but only 1% are desirable)
Fact: 99.9% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: Mickey Mouse wears a Al Gore wristwatch
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Fact: Nothing in Cheetos Cheesepuffs may be found in nature
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data is the System
Fact: Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L 'er.
Fact: Red lights always shine longer then green ones
Fact: Ten out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
Fact: You can take a spin around Babylon 5 by standing still
Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact:14 out of every 10 people like chocolate.
Facta, non verba.
Factoid: Number of days in 1991 - 365. In 1988 - 366.
Factoid: Something similar to a fact.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Factorial: truth vs. reality (FACT-OR-REAL... get it?)
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. - Steven Wright
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. - s.w.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting
Facts -- attempts to explain magic through logic.
Facts Are Stupid Things -- Ronald Reagan
Facts Exist -- No Matter How Unpalatable !
Facts and Truth are not necessarily the same!
Facts and figures can be friends or foes
Facts and truth are often cousins - not brothers. - Edward Bunker
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
Facts are more powerful than words
Facts are nothing but barriers to the truth
Facts are obstinant things. - Joseph Stalin
Facts are obstinate
Facts are obstinate things. ÄÄ Joseph Stalin
Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them.
Facts are stubborn things
Facts are stubborn things - T. Smollett
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable - L.J. Pete
Facts are stubborn things.
Facts are stubborn things. (Smollett)
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Facts are stuborn things
Facts are stupid things - R Reagan
Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.
Facts are such stubborn little bastards! Use them with care
Facts are the enemies of truth. - Don Quixote
Facts are unnecessary encumberance to Truth - Joan D'Arc
Facts are wasted on @N@
Facts are wasted on He.
Facts are wasted on Orville
Facts are wasted on Orville Bullitt.
Facts are wasted on Orville.
Facts cannot be altered by a wish, but they can destroy the wisher.
Facts cannot prevail against faith, or adamant folly.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - A. Huxley
Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored.
Facts do not support Egos; they support Ideas.
Facts don't cease 2 exist just because they're ignored.
Facts just get in the way and impede progress.
Facts that do not conform to theory must be disposed of
Facts w/o theory is trivia. Theory w/o facts is bull
Facts we eat. Garbage we toss.
Facts will ruin a liberal's whole day
Facts without theory are trivia; theory without facts is bull
Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles. -- Sven Italla
Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant
Facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
Facts, though interesting, are usually quite irrelevant.
Facts? I should change my mind because you have FACTS?!
Facts?! You want facts?!
Fad: In one era and out the other
Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other
Fade for advertisement playing the "ominous horns" - drink!
Fade out already, they got the joke. - Slappy Squirrel
Fade out already, they got the joke. ž Slappy Squirrel, Animaniacs
Fade out, already--we got the joke! - Slappy
Fade to Black
Fade to the 70's...Decade of shame - Crow
Fades to sounds of off-stage cackling and laughing
Faex Accidat
Fafafofo FOOEY.
Fagin's observation: Hindsight is an exact science
Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen!
Fahr den Wagen vor Harry!....Harry?!?....HAAAARRY!
Fahrflungnoodle: mouthful of spaghetti after a sneeze!
Fahrflungnudel: Mouthful of spaghetti and a sneeze
Fahrvegnookie (n): Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnagen! Say the word! HUH?
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: German word for sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: German word for sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnookie: Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergnughen- More than a mouthful
Fahrvergnukie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Fahrvergngen for President -
Fahrvergngen! Say the word! HUH?
Fahrvergngen: Ger. n. See LEMON, also CLUNKER
Fahrvergnkie: (v.) Sex in a Volkswagen
Fail English? That's unpossible!
Fail to prepare - Prepare to fail
Fail to steal the chicken while it ate up your bait grain. - Chinese Proverb
Fail: Achieve a deficiency
Failed ST invention no #3: Windup Phasers
Failed ST invention no #7: Antimatter suntan lotion
Failed Star Trek invention #2: Klingon eating utensils
Failed Star Trek invention #3: Windup Phasers
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
Failed democracies VOTE themselves into tyranny.
Failed gymnast: A flip flop
Failed imagination and failed wills are not proper company.<R Bradbury>
Failed inventions: Automatic parachute -- opens on impact
Failing on a promise to make coffee?
Failing that, they're gonna do their best to kill you. - Big Julie
Failing to free a seized nut is all torque and no action
Failing to prepare we prepare to fail.
Failure - call tech. support!
Failure has gone to his head
Failure is a highly contagious disease. Paul Newman
Failure is a measurement that depends on the standard applied
Failure is evidence that somebody tried to do something
Failure is impossible.
Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital
Failure is never FATAL and SUCCESS is never FINAL.
Failure is never fatal and success is never final
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software
Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
Failure is not defeat... until you stop trying.
Failure is not fatal or final in the grace of God!
Failure is not in falling down, but in staying down.
Failure is the path of least persistence
Failure only begins when you stop trying
Failure reading Drive A: (A)Abort; (R) Retry; (W)Whine
Failure reading Drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic
Failure reading left brain (A)bort (R)etry (F)rolic?
Failure teaches success
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emerg
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
Failure to put exercise at the top of your priority list, or leaving it off the list altogether is a deal breaker... --Dr Phil McGraw
Failure(n.): Opportunity to try again, more intelligently.
Failure(n.): Opportunity to try again, more intelligently.
Failure: the path of least persistence
Failures are divided into two categories: Those who thought and never did, and -- those who did and never thought
Failures want pleasing methods, successes want pleasing results.
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall. -- Sir Walter Raleigh
Faint heart never won fair lady.
Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
Faint soggy rotting melting industrial grandma smell-Crow
Faint, yet pursuing. - Judges 8:4
Fair Fight is an Oxymoron
Fair Play.
Fair is foul, & foul is fair. Hover through the fog & filthy air. - w.s.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair. - the umpire
Fair is such a Human concept. Think imaginatively.--Q
Fair reporting
Fair trial
Fairbanks? If I were slightly Polish, would I be a Tadpole?
Faire DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! _
Faire l'amour sans capote .. c'est comme un text sans TAGLINE... :)
Fairies wear boots yeah ya gotta believe me...I saw it, I saw it with my own 2 eyes.....
Fairley OddParents on Channel SHELL? That's a WONDERFUL idea!
Fairview Mall, I know I've never tried to fly there. - Dione
Fairview Mall, I know I've never tried to fly there. - Dione
Fairview Mall, I know I've never tried to fly there. - Dione
Fairview's Law # 2: If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Fairy Food has no calories. (overweight HPS)
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for newspa
Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark
Fairy tales! Ghosts and goblins! Hengist
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Fairytales from the Dark Side: "Rumpleforeskin"
Faites l'amour ET la guerre: Allez vous marier
Faites l'amour, pas la guerre !!!
Faith alone saves, but faith that saves is not alone.
Faith can move mountains of inventory. - 78th Rule of Acquisition
Faith can move mountains, or lead a man endlessly down a blind path ... - James E. Gunn
Faith can rewrite your future.
Faith cometh by hearing and hearing from the Word of God
Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. (Rom 10:17)
Faith does not offer the least support for proof of truth. - Nietzsche
Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
Faith fills the fundy headwhere facts and knowledge fear to tread.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in.
Faith grows stronger as we climb higher
Faith has need of the whole truth. - De Chardin
Faith healers do it with what they can lay their hands on
Faith hears, believes the incredible, and receives the impossible.
Faith is a gift from God.
Faith is a voluntary anticipation. - St. Clement
Faith is believing in things that common sense tells you not to. --- George Seaton
Faith is believing things that nobody in his right mind would believe. - Archie Bunker
Faith is believing what you know ain't so
Faith is believing what you know ain't so! - Samuel Clemens
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Clemens
Faith is believing what you know ain't so..
Faith is doing something when common sense tells you not to
Faith is knowledge within the heart beyond the reach of proof
Faith is larger than any "ifs." - Stephen Mitchell
Faith is my shield and hope is my armour
Faith is never identical with piety. - Karl Barth
Faith is not a pill you swallow, but a muscle you use.
Faith is not reason's labor, but repose. - Young
Faith is not wanting to know what is true!
Faith is not wishing to know what is true. - Nietzsche
Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we don't see.
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue
Faith is the bird that sings while it is still dark.
Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than a distant horizon.
Faith is the equation of feeling with knowledge.
Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move
Faith is the soul going out of itself for all its wants. - Boston
Faith is to the soul what a mainspring is to a watch.
Faith is under the left nipple. -- Martin Luther
Faith is where one BELIEVES to SEE.
Faith isn't faith until it's all you're holding on to
Faith lights us through the dark to Deity. - Davenant
Faith makes things possible, not easy.
Faith moves mountains...of inventory. - FRA #104
Faith of our fathers, holy faith, We will be true to thee till death!
Faith or credit is to be given to the last decisions
Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith. - de Unamuno
Faith will move mountains.
Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed.
Faith without action is dead
Faith without works is dead. (Jas 2: 17, 20)
Faith without works is dead. - James 2:26
Faith! not logic, sustains and gives value to life.
Faith, Hop, and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop.
Faith, Hope and Love, but the greatest of these is fear
Faith, begorra, and oy veh! -- Irving McGregor, the Leprecohen
Faith, even when profound, is never complete. Jean-Paul Sarte
Faith, even when profound, is never complete.<Sarte>
Faith, hope and love can work wonders, but ruby slippers can't hurt either. "The Wizard of Oz"
Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be un
Faith, n: That quality which enables us to believe what we know to be un
Faith. manages. Delenn
Faith: Permitting ourselves to be seized by things we don't see.
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
Faith: Belief on insufficient evidence
Faith: Permitting ourselves to be seized by things we don't see.
Faith: a substitute for truth
Faith: ability to believe what you know darned well ain't so. - M. Twain
Faith: firm belief in something where there is no proof.
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true. - Nietzsche
Faith: not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Faithful Husband: One whose child support check is always on time.
Faithful are the wounds of a friend. - Proverbs 27:6
Faithful disciple of Jack Butler, the God of Taglines.
Faithfulness and sincerity are first principles/Confucius
Faithless souls fall into the Void, devoured by nothingness
Fajitas? No thanks, they give me fajartas
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Fake court will now begin
Fake court will now begin - Mike
Fake court will now begin. -- Mike Nelson
Fake it 'til you make it!
Fake love, fake war.
Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.--Elaine
FakeOTag: Get CYBERSPACE, you'll never regret it. You'll soon forget i
Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve
Fakir - Mann som kan begĄ#
Falcons Fly and Fulcrums Die
Falkner: And?
Falkner: Vacation
Falkner: You look in there?
Falkner: [after M&S knock on her door] I don't want any
Falkon is deadmeat
Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face
Fall in love is strike in your ally's minefields
Fall in those single file lines and complete the plan
Fall in those single lines like army ants
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears abolish the rules made of stone
Fall is when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Fall mountain, just don't fall on me ha HENDRIX
Fall mountain, just don't fall on me. Hendrix
Fall not in Love, for it will stick to your Face
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Fall over ice skating? Put some ice on it
Fall seven times, stand up eight --Japanese proverb
Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners.
Fallacy of Women's Movement: work means power or self-fulfillment
Fallatio is like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it.
Fallen Underwear - By Lucy Lastic
Fallen is Babylon the Great! She has become a home for demons. -Rev
Falling 4000 ft and getting hit by a train didn't do him[Tick]any good
Falling Cookware Area. DEADPAN Expression Required.
Falling Off a Cliff: Ilene Toofar
Falling Trees - By Tim Burr
Falling Trees: Tim Burr
Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash!
Falling backwards inside of me
Falling from the roof of a building won't kill you. Landing will.
Falling hurts least those who fly low
Falling hurts least those who fly low and slow.
Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it
Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.
Falling in love is easy; climbing out is a pain
Falling in love is hard on the knees
Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint. -- Dave Sim, author of "Cerebus"
Falling in love with a Super Villain is trouble with a capitol "trub"
Falling in love would be the worst thing I could do. - Billy Joel
Falling is harmless. The abrupt stop at the end is not
Falling lenses are attracted to rocks
Falling off a Cliff - by Eileen Dover
Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes. - Iris Murdoch
Fallopian tube - part of a television.
Fallopian tube: part of an entertainment system.
Fallout shelter
Falloween...A pumpkinless holiday.
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Fallujah ... Vagina. It's all the same battle to me.
False Christian Scum? Bring on the True Christian Scum!
False Christian Scum? Bring on the True Christian Scum!
False Memory Syndrome, eh? Suddenly pedophiles are psychology
False accusation of rape creates economic rape.
False accusations of treason are themselves treason.
False appearance of fine speech
False economic assumptions are the root of all environmental problems
False economic assumptions are the root of all evil.
False face must hide what the false heart doth know. - William Shakespeare
False hope is better than no hope at all
False in one thing, false in everything
False modesty is better than none.
False modesty is the refinement of vanity. It is a lie
False spelling or false grammar do not vitiate a grant
Falsehood has a perennial spring. -- Burke
Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but truth has only one mode of being. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Falsehood: Someone who pretends to be a gangster. --Stan Kegel
Falsies ... the bust money can buy.
Falsies ... the bust money can buy.
Falsies, n. - Two reasons why a skeptic wants to see things for himself
Falsify some lab reports while your at it - Dr. F
Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus
Fame and tranquility can not dwell under the same roof. - Michel De Montaigne
Fame is a flippant lover
Fame is a magnifying glass
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. -- Mark Twain
Fame is but for a moment. Obscurity endures forever.
Fame is chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fame is proof that people are gullible
Fame is proof that people are gullible. Emerson
Fame is proof that people are gullible. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fame is temporary, but infamy lasts forever.
Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever
Fame, it appears, is more fleeting then we thought
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Fame: Just A Matter Of Dying At The Right Moment
Fame: chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Famed psychic's head explodes. (See page 12)
Familiar acts are beautiful through love
Familiarity breeds
Familiarity breeds a fundamentalist
Familiarity breeds attempt
Familiarity breeds children.
Familiarity breeds consent
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. -- Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt, and also children
Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also.
Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Familiarity breeds contemptand children
Familiarity breeds familiarity.
Familiarity breeds.
Familiarity may indeed breed contempt, but let's not forget children either
Familiarity, n. - That which breeds attempt
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through
Family Bored? Try the Lunatic Fringe!
Family Catches Fire Just In Time, Chief Says
Family Food: We surveyed 100 people who ordered pizza and asked them
Family Law: Where there's a sibling, there's quibbling.
Family Photo :-) :-) :^9 Julie, MUST you ruin every shot?
Family Tree ???? More like a noxious weed.
Family Tree Research - Now THAT'S something I can "Relate" to!
Family Tree? More like a noxious weed.
Family Trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!
Family Trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
Family Trees are self-pruners... everyone dies in the end!
Family Trees can be hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR DATA FILES!
Family Values - now available, Aisle 8! Thanks for shopping at K-Mart
Family Values Runs in the Family at the Kennedy's
Family entertainment
Family entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth... Ä M. Python
Family entertainment....that's the future Odo. - Quark
Family favorite sexual position: Defendant
Family fibs: "We never mind watching your child (dog or plants)."
Family fibs: "You mean you can't stay for dinner? I'm so disappointed
Family fibs: I would love for Mom to come live with us.
Family fibs: We love seeing you.
Family fibs: We never mind watching your child (dog or plants).
Family fibs:"You mean you can't stay for dinner? I'm so disappointed."
Family heirloom? La Rue
Family is one of civilization's worst ideas. - Earl
Family oriented, politically neutral tagline, good for all echoes
Family planning has many misconceptions
Family planning: (O-> x O-+) x 5 = ooooo
Family tree? Ours is a shrub!
Family tree? Well, my grandpa planted an Oak once, does that count?
Family treeclimber
Family trees are great for hanging out your genes
Family trees are hit by lightning too - BACK UP YOUR FILES!
Family trees cast shadows of forgotten ancestors.
Family trees traced:- $1,000 Family trees covered up:- $10,000
Family trees wither if no one maintains the roots!!
Family trees without roots fall over
Family vacation: 5 bags; 4 kids; 7 thought-you-packed-its
Family values is a pandering to the needs of a patriarchical power structure. - Simpson's TV ad
Family values: A euphemism for theological fascism.
Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
Family will always be there boyfriends come and go.
Family. A Family Christmas: Let the bickering begin!
Family: Blood is thicker than water.
Famine: People are not just starving. They are BEING starved. - PJ O'R
Famious Last Words: Dragon? What Dragon?
Famous Amiga person; Jean-Louis Gasse
Famous Australians Of The Fourteenth Century
Famous Books Never Written: Trails in the sand Peter Dragon
Famous DM Farewells: "It hits and...hold on, I need more dice"
Famous DND Quote - I disbelieve... Ok ...I run.
Famous Japanese hi-scoring hockey player: Heeshutsee.
Famous Last Insult: Hey Vampyra, BITE ME!
Famous Last Insults - "Hey DRACULA..... BITE ME!"
Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Mnementh! Eat me!"
Famous Last Insults: Hey, Merlin! Bite me!
Famous Last Insults: Hey, Moderator! Bite me!
Famous Last Lines: You saw a WHAT around the corner?!?
Famous Last Song: Cleanin' my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off...
Famous Last Word : "A semiautomatic can't fire if you remove the clip."
Famous Last Word : "A semiautomatic can't fire if you remove the clip."
Famous Last Word : "Arnold Schwartzenegger has a great sense of humor."
Famous Last Word : "Black guys can't bowl."
Famous Last Word : "Bubba? That's a sissy's name."
Famous Last Word : "Dobermans are basically gentle animals."
Famous Last Word : "Have you been putting on some weight, honey?"
Famous Last Word : "I just rented this car at the Miami airport and..."
Famous Last Word : "Killer bees, my foot!"
Famous Last Word : "Let's see, red is negative and black is positive."
Famous Last Word : "Man, she's HOT! ...Oh, your sister?"
Famous Last Word : "Nah, that's not a venomous snake."
Famous Last Word : "Sure, I can lift 300 pounds."
Famous Last Word : "Sure, the ice is safe."
Famous Last Word : "The cave is safe since the bear is hibernating."
Famous Last Word : "There's no way she's 39."
Famous Last Word : "WOW! This is a great view of the Grand Canyooooo..."
Famous Last Word : Sharks don't mind if you pet them
Famous Last Words # 2: But it's only a LITTLE red dragon.
Famous Last Words #01: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
Famous Last Words #01: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #01: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words #01: Where do you want me to sign that contract?
Famous Last Words #02: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #02: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #02: "You and *WHAT* army?"
Famous Last Words #02: "and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #02: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #02: Let's go to the Bookstore - JFK
Famous Last Words #02: You and *WHAT* army?
Famous Last Words #03: "12 Death Knights? I close the door"
Famous Last Words #03: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #03: "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #03: Watch me moon that werewolf!
Famous Last Words #03: YES, I checked the water for throat leeches...
Famous Last Words #04: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #04: "Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!
Famous Last Words #04: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #04: It's perfectly safe. Let me show you.
Famous Last Words #04: Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this
Famous Last Words #05: "Allah sucks'n you're all a bunch of Ragheads!"
Famous Last Words #05: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #05: "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #06: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #06: "Beholder--beschmolder... Let me at it!"
Famous Last Words #06: "Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds"
Famous Last Words #06: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #06: Dragon? What dragon?
Famous Last Words #06: Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!
Famous Last Words #07: "Beholder--beschmolder Let me at it!"
Famous Last Words #07: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #07: "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #07: "I drank what?" * Socrates
Famous Last Words #07: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon.
Famous Last Words #07: You and what army?
Famous Last Words #08: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #08: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #08: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #08: Maybe I'll just dabble in Enochian.
Famous Last Words #09: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
Famous Last Words #09: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon"
Famous Last Words #09: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." Kerag
Famous Last Words #09: "Kids, don't try this at home!"
Famous Last Words #09: You and *WHAT* army?
Famous Last Words #101: "You don't look so tough"
Famous Last Words #102: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #103: "You'll sic an army of swans on me? HAHAHA"
Famous Last Words #104: "You're a sorry excuse for a God"
Famous Last Words #105: "I drank WHAT?"
Famous Last Words #106: "C'mon guys--we're a TEAM!"
Famous Last Words #107: "Where'd that arrow come from?"
Famous Last Words #108: "We killed the last of the Bugbears"
Famous Last Words #109: "Hey dragon--BITE ME!"
Famous Last Words #10: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant"
Famous Last Words #10: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #10: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #10: "I ain't afraid of no fractals!"
Famous Last Words #10: You saw a WHAT around the corner?
Famous Last Words #11: "C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!"
Famous Last Words #11: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #11: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words #11: "I thought You had the plane tic+
Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #11: Your mother wears army boots.
Famous Last Words #12: "C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!"
Famous Last Words #12: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #12: "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #13: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #13: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #13: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #13: "You saw WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #14: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #14: "Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon..."
Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #14: "I hit the Fire Elemental with my wood staff."
Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #14: "Trust me, I'm a consultant."
Famous Last Words #15: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #15: "Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon"
Famous Last Words #15: "Did I REALLY???"
Famous Last Words #15: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #16: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #16: "Did I REALLY???"
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #16: "A 25th lvl CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words #16: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #17: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Famous Last Words #17: "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #17: "That could never happen to me"
Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Chthulhu control?
Famous Last Words #18: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #18: "Don't worry, it doesn't bite"
Famous Last Words #18: "They couldn't hit a barn at this dist.."
Famous Last Words #19: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat"
Famous Last Words #19: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi"
Famous Last Words #19: "Did he say FORD or FORE?"
Famous Last Words #19: "Honey, These biscuits are tough!!"
Famous Last Words #19: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #1: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #20: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
Famous Last Words #20: "Then we just clip this little wire here..."
Famous Last Words #21: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words #21: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words #21: "Indians?? I don't see any Indians!!"
Famous Last Words #22: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words #22: "Forget Demigorgon - I want that gold"
Famous Last Words #23: "Don't worry it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #23: "Forget picking th'lock-just kick th'door down!"
Famous Last Words #24: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words #24: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #25: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words #25: "Go ahead--I dare you!"
Famous Last Words #26: "Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words #26: Yes, I know how to delete files.
Famous Last Words #26: "Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words #27: "Have I ever let you down before?"
Famous Last Words #27: "Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!"
Famous Last Words #27: "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #28: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #28: "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #29: "Hey, Dragon - got a light?"
Famous Last Words #29: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
Famous Last Words #2: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #2: "Did I Really ....?"
Famous Last Words #2: It's perfectly safe. Let me sho
Famous Last Words #30: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words #30: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #31: "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #32: "I don't see any archers"
Famous Last Words #32: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Famous Last Words #33: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
Famous Last Words #33: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words #34: "I go up and try to pick the Lich's pocket"
Famous Last Words #34: "I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?"
Famous Last Words #34: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #34: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words #34: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #35: "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Famous Last Words #35: "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #35: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #35: "Your mother wears army boots."
Famous Last Words #36: "I lit the emergency candle. Why's it hissing?"
Famous Last Words #36: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
Famous Last Words #36: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #37: "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #37: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #37: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #38: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces"
Famous Last Words #38: "I think the dragon's asleep..."
Famous Last Words #39: "I pay my taxes in copper pieces..."
Famous Last Words #39: "I snap the staff in two"
Famous Last Words #39: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #3: "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #3: "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #3: "It's perfectly safe"
Famous Last Words #3: Wiring a plug is *dead* easy!
Famous Last Words #40: "I think it's dead"
Famous Last Words #40: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Kerag
Famous Last Words #40: "Lolth, Schmolth get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #41: "Forget Demigorgon I want that gold..."
Famous Last Words #41: "I think the dragon's asleep"
Famous Last Words #41: "I want to challenge my god to a duel..."
Famous Last Words #42: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words #42: "I'm not afraid..."
Famous Last Words #42: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #43: "Damn, Tiamat you're one UGLY dragon..."
Famous Last Words #43: "I wait until I can see its eyes" - Kerag
Famous Last Words #43: "It's not poisonous..."
Famous Last Words #44: "I want to challenge my god to a duel"
Famous Last Words #44: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
Famous Last Words #44: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves..."
Famous Last Words #45: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
Famous Last Words #45: "I'm not afraid"
Famous Last Words #45: "Let's not worry about that now..."
Famous Last Words #46: "I don't see any archers..."
Famous Last Words #46: "I read a book on magic--what could go wrong?"
Famous Last Words #46: "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #47: "It's not poisonous"
Famous Last Words #47: "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Famous Last Words #47: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest..."
Famous Last Words #48: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you"
Famous Last Words #48: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #48: "What's that green stuff drippin' from the..."
Famous Last Words #49: "Let's not worry about that now"
Famous Last Words #49: "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump..."
Famous Last Words #49: "Make me! I dare you..."
Famous Last Words #4: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #50: "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
Famous Last Words #50: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #50: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
Famous Last Words #51: "Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump"
Famous Last Words #51: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #51: "That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator..."
Famous Last Words #52: "12 Death Knights? I close the door..."
Famous Last Words #52: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #52: "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #53: "Make me! I dare you"
Famous Last Words #53: "No one ever died from it..."
Famous Last Words #53: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
Famous Last Words #54: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words #54: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #54: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest..."
Famous Last Words #55: "Don't worry, it doesn't bite..."
Famous Last Words #55: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Famous Last Words #55: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #56: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #56: "Naw - it's just sleeping"
Famous Last Words #56: "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #57: "No one ever died from it"
Famous Last Words #57: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #57: "That could never happen here..."
Famous Last Words #58: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest"
Famous Last Words #58: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #58: "We're not too high up..."
Famous Last Words #59: "Nothing can penetrate this armor!"
Famous Last Words #59: "Oh, don't be so paranoid..."
Famous Last Words #5: "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #5: "NO! You may not have another cookie"
Famous Last Words #60: "NOTHING does 20-200 points of damage!"
Famous Last Words #60: "Oooops..."
Famous Last Words #60: "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #61: "I'm not afraid..."
Famous Last Words #61: "Nothing ever happens on the first level."
Famous Last Words #61: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves..."
Famous Last Words #62: "Have I ever let you down before?"
Famous Last Words #62: "Oh Sh*t!"
Famous Last Words #62: "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #63: "Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat..."
Famous Last Words #63: "Oh, don't be so paranoid"
Famous Last Words #63: "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #64: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #64: "One skeleton? No problem"
Famous Last Words #64: "That could never happen here..."
Famous Last Words #65: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
Famous Last Words #65: "Oooops"
Famous Last Words #65: "That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator..."
Famous Last Words #66: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Famous Last Words #66: "Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves"
Famous Last Words #66: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya..."
Famous Last Words #67: "Dammit, this thing won't die!"
Famous Last Words #67: "So what good is a ring of Chthulu control?"
Famous Last Words #67: "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #68: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Famous Last Words #68: "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #68: "Then we just clip this little wire here..."
Famous Last Words #69: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words #69: "That could never happen here"
Famous Last Words #69: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #6: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
Famous Last Words #70: "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words #70: "That sounded like dragon wings"
Famous Last Words #70: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #71: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #71: "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #71: "That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator"
Famous Last Words #71: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #71: "I think it's dead..."
Famous Last Words #71: "Naw - it's just sleeping..."
Famous Last Words #71: I think it's dead...
Famous Last Words #71: Naw - it's just sleeping...
Famous Last Words #72: "Magic users are WIMPS!"
Famous Last Words #72: "That's one HELL of a tan, Miss Glasya"
Famous Last Words #72: "This should be easy..."
Famous Last Words #73: "The DM won't let us die!"
Famous Last Words #73: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #74: "Then we just clip this little wire here"
Famous Last Words #74: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #74: "Trolls are wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #75: "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"
Famous Last Words #75: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #75: "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #76: "Geez you guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?
Famous Last Words #76: "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words #76: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #76: "Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #77: "I missed with a natural 20?"
Famous Last Words #77: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words #77: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #78: "Hey, Dragon got a light?"
Famous Last Words #78: "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words #78: "Watch me moon that werewolf..."
Famous Last Words #79: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words #79: "Those Orcs couldn't hit an elephant at thi-"
Famous Last Words #79: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #7: "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #7: "I drank what?" ~Sacrates
Famous Last Words #80: "Trolls wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #80: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #80: "We hire Orcus to be our guide..."
Famous Last Words #81: "Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!"
Famous Last Words #81: "Trust me! I'm an expert!"
Famous Last Words #81: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #82: "Trolls are wimps! Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Famous Last Words #82: "Was I the only one who heard that click?"
Famous Last Words #82: "We're not too high up..."
Famous Last Words #83: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #83: "Well, I think that's the last of them..."
Famous Last Words #83: "You're a sorry excuse for a God..."
Famous Last Words #84: "Watch me moon that werewolf"
Famous Last Words #84: "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #85: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words #85: "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #86: "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #86: "We hire Orcus to be our guide"
Famous Last Words #87: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words #87: "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #88: "We're not too high up"
Famous Last Words #88: "What's that green stuff drippin' from the..."
Famous Last Words #89: "Well, I think that's the last of them"
Famous Last Words #89: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #8: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words #90: "Well, would you like to try?"
Famous Last Words #90: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #91: "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words #91: "Why bother checking for traps?"
Famous Last Words #92: "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words #92: "Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #93: "What pit?"
Famous Last Words #93: "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches..."
Famous Last Words #94: "What's that green stuff drippin' from the"
Famous Last Words #94: "You and what army?"
Famous Last Words #95: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words #95: "You don't look so tough..."
Famous Last Words #96: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words #96: "You saw a WHAT around the corner?"
Famous Last Words #97: "Why bother checking for traps?"
Famous Last Words #97: "You'll sic an army of swans on me? HAHAHAHA
Famous Last Words #98: "Wow! You guys ever see so many friggin' Orcs?"
Famous Last Words #98: "You're a sorry excuse for a God..."
Famous Last Words #99: "...and you're UGLY, too!"
Famous Last Words #99: "YES, I checked the water for throat leeches"
Famous Last Words #99: Moderators are Twits. (g)
Famous Last Words #9: "I wait until I can see its eyes..." - Def One
Famous Last Words - I hate it when that happens.
Famous Last Words : "At least, lightning never strikes twice..."
Famous Last Words : "This dungeon is a pushover."
Famous Last Words from TV: "Book him Dano."
Famous Last Words no. #25 : "Bye-bye!"
Famous Last Words no. #37 : "We come in peace. We are unarmed."
Famous Last Words no. #64 : "Stop sign? Where?"
Famous Last Words of history: "Father, beam me up." --Jesus Christ
Famous Last Words of history: "I drank what?!?" --Socrates
Famous Last Words. Of course I know what I am doing! I'm with the govern
Famous Last Words: "Absolutely."
Famous Last Words: "Allah sucks and you're all a bunch of Ragheads!"
Famous Last Words: "Allah sucks!"
Famous Last Words: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Famous Last Words: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words: "C'mon! We're a team!"
Famous Last Words: "Don't Push that but"
Famous Last Words: "Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Famous Last Words: "Don't worry - it doesn't bite"
Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, daddy will get it down for you."
Famous Last Words: "Don't worry, it doesn't bite."
Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words: "Friends applaud, the comedy is over." - Beethoven
Famous Last Words: "Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey you! Dotty Warner!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey! What can possibly go wrong?"
Famous Last Words: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey, Dragon -- got a light?"
Famous Last Words: "Honey, These biscuits are tough!"
Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words: "I drank what?" - Socrates
Famous Last Words: "I think the dragon's asleep "
Famous Last Words: "I thought YOU silenced the guard!"
Famous Last Words: "I'm not afraid."
Famous Last Words: "I've read 2 books on magic... what could go wrong?"
Famous Last Words: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you."
Famous Last Words: "Let's win this one and go home" - Custer
Famous Last Words: "Make Me!"
Famous Last Words: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" >THWEEEeeeCHUNK!<
Famous Last Words: "No, I don't wear a seat belt."
Famous Last Words: "Oh, don't be so paranoid!"
Famous Last Words: "Once you're as good as I am, the danger is non-existent."
Famous Last Words: "Such Is Life" - Ned Kelly
Famous Last Words: "That could never happen here."
Famous Last Words: "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean!"
Famous Last Words: "Then we just clip this little wire here "
Famous Last Words: "There hasn't been sharks in these waters for years."
Famous Last Words: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Famous Last Words: "This should be easy"
Famous Last Words: "Those soldiers couldn't hit an elephant at this"
Famous Last Words: "Trust me!"
Famous Last Words: "WHAT guard?"
Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "What are you doing over there?"
Famous Last Words: "What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?"
Famous Last Words: "Where do you want me to sign that contract?"
Famous Last Words: "Who greased the vine?" - Tarzan
Famous Last Words: "Who's the chick with the spiders?"
Famous Last Words: "You and *WHAT* army?"
Famous Last Words: "You don't look so tough."
Famous Last Words: Backups? My Harddrive won't crash!"
Famous Last Words: Cool! Demon tracks! Let's follow 'em!
Famous Last Words: Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Famous Last Words: FI wonder how much this car will do?
Famous Last Words: Glad that's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
Famous Last Words: I am immortal!
Famous Last Words: I have two tickets on the Titantic.
Famous Last Words: I only had a couple beers.
Famous Last Words: I've read two books on magicwhat could go wrong?
Famous Last Words: Let's go to the Bookstore - JFK.
Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car
Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!
Famous Last Words: You turned the power off, right?
Famous Last Words: "A 25th level evil mage? I pinch her butt!"
Famous Last Words: "Allah sucks!"
Famous Last Words: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words: "Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix."
Famous Last Words: "Don?..That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Famous Last Words: "Give me a match and I'll see if we have any gas." -
Famous Last Words: "Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor."
Famous Last Words: "HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey OJ! Is that A KNIFE in your hand?"
Famous Last Words: "Hey look, guys! Its Hillary! The b..."
Famous Last Words: "Hey! This pit really is bottomless!"
Famous Last Words: "Hey, baby, whats your sign?"
Famous Last Words: "Honey! you got a package! its ticking!"
Famous Last Words: "I NEVER need to use a condom."
Famous Last Words: "I bet it's an illusion."
Famous Last Words: "I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!"
Famous Last Words: "I go up to the Lich and try to pick his pocket"
Famous Last Words: "I have NO change! Buzz off freak"
Famous Last Words: "I have two tickets on the Titantic."
Famous Last Words: "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "I shall assume full responsibility for losing them."
Famous Last Words: "I thought you had the plane tickets!"
Famous Last Words: "I was supposed to bring the ammo?'
Famous Last Words: "I'm just going into the card shop to look..."
Famous Last Words: "It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations."
Famous Last Words: "Lets goose that sleeping dragon!"
Famous Last Words: "No, I don't wear a seat belt."
Famous Last Words: "Nobody Ever DIED From This!"
Famous Last Words: "Oh, man, this is a WUSSY dungeon!"
Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe now, it's dead..."
Famous Last Words: "Ok, it's safe, I disarmed the trap."
Famous Last Words: "Relax. Nothing ever happens at first level."
Famous Last Words: "Shure, trust me, I'm a lawyer..."
Famous Last Words: "That can't happen here!"
Famous Last Words: "The DM wouldn't be THAT mean, would he?"
Famous Last Words: "This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!"
Famous Last Words: "This should be easy!"
Famous Last Words: "Trust me, you don't need this file."
Famous Last Words: "Uh-huh. You and what army?"
Famous Last Words: "Watch me slay that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words: "We Ain't Comin' Out."
Famous Last Words: "We really didn't need a Cleric anyway."
Famous Last Words: "Were safe now, the CIA is here!"
Famous Last Words: "What? You need a GUN to kill me?"
Famous Last Words: #44: Hey there ugly Borg dude! &*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Famous Last Words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
Famous Last Words: Allah sucks!
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Famous Last Words: Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
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