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E = 2mv^2 - Ze^2/r... and there WAS light!
E = MC ** 2 +- 3db
E = mc 2 dB.
E = mc2 * 3d6 - nukes in AD&D
E = mc2 + 2 dB
E = mc^2 +/- 3d6
E = mc³ ... nee, E = ¾ mc ... nee, ooch nich, E = mc¯¹... ach, is doch egal
E = mcı ñ 2 dB
E FUDD: A bugs bunny fan.
E Pluribus Email
E Pluribus Join Us - Satellite of Love Flag
E Pluribus Linux
E Pluribus Modem
E Pluribus UNIX.
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the heck off my Foot'
E Unibus Plurum. Al Gore, Vice President ASU
E \ . . . H . . . . F
E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK)
E ae Jesu dominae, donna aes requiem...(THUNK) E ae Jesu dominae,
E burres stigano. --Ron Nasty
E charis tou kuriou Iesou meta pantone.
E cola...Outbreak of the Pepsi Wars.
E doesn't have a hot body, he's anatomically gifted
E is for Edible udies!
E is for Enterprise, the show's focal point
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech
E is for Esoteric, an order maligned
E pericoloso sporgersi. For Windows users only.
E pluribus UART
E sednes mi na Stojka ! :))
E's the only drug Amiga owners can spell
E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
E's not the messiah! E's my son! Is name is BRYAN! Now piss off!
E'vis' a little man collectin' fish fart's for spirit levels
E)asily D)eleted, L)ousy, I)ncompitent N)uisance
E)gomaniacal I)ndiscrete B)arflies
E)specially I)nsentient B)ribery
E, a jel' znas da piratske kasete kvare uredjaje
E-9? You sank my Bird of Prey! -- Worf
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
E-Bubba Virus: loss of credibility caused by Clinton contact. (Rush)
E-I-E-I Don't think so! - TV's Frank
E-Mail excuse: No one finds my mine fields humorous.
E-Mail lie Ä This is a hobbyist's network
E-Mail returned - Insufficient EMF
E-Mail returned due to insufficient voltage.
E-Mail: The only thing that travels faster than gossip.
E-Mail: the nationwide white picket fence
E-Mail? My mail usually comes in plain brown wrappers!
E-Mailing frequencies are open Captain
E-dollars in Cyberspace is what the Peso is in E = 2mv^2 - Ze^2/r... and there WAS light!
E-dollars in Cyberspace is what the Peso is in Mexico.
E-mail - oni@fof.coracle.co^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it
E-mail Advice: Never begin a message with "I KNOW this is off-topic..."
E-mail Hint: Get a good spell checker.
E-mail Internet: alberto.gonzalez@abaforum.es
E-mail Signatures are usually made to compensate for the boring contents of the letter
E-mail doesn't exist: the sysadmin types all this in!
E-mail from the edge.
E-mail grows on you. Kinda like a wart
E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage
E-mail withdrawl set in - it's worse than caffeine
E-mail, n. - Cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as reliable!
E-mail, n. - The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
E-mail...bathroom graffiti of the Net.
E-mail: When it absolutly has to get lost at the speed of light.
E-mail: Burn a wire, not a tree.
E-mail: When it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light
E-mail: btblaes@bigfoot.com. Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746
E-mail: when it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light
E-male...a CyberStagParty.
E-nthusiastically E-xchanging E-mail can E-xhaust all my E-nergy!
E. E. Cumming does it with ease.
E. coli Happens
E.E. Cumming does it with ease.
E.F. Hutton says: "Dump your USR stock NOW!"
E.I.B.=&gt;Expect Imbecilical Biases
E.M.T.-&lt;E&gt;xtremely &lt;M&gt;asocistic &lt;T&gt;endencies
E.T. Fax home.
E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
E.T. call home.....Or at least call me
E.T. call the Mars Probe
E.T. of Borg: "Home is irrelevant."
E.T... phone home
E.V.A. Rule #1 : ALWAYS wear a helmet & gloves!
E.V.A. Rule #2 : Never lock yourself outside
E.V.A. Rule #3: Be very, very careful with sharp objects
E.V.A. Rule #4: Always carry oxygen.
E.V.A. Rule #5: Check when the next meteor shower is due.
E.V.A. Rule #6: Never annoy the astronauts *inside* the spacecraft.
E.V.A. Rule #7: No 'Muzak' will be played during airlock operations.
E.V.A. Rule #8: Never stay outside while the spacecraft changes orbit.
E.V.A. Rule #9: When your time's up, don't dawdle
E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
E: DO = Divide and Overflow
E=...E=...??...ok, Einstein, YOU figure it out.
E=C^2 (Echosia = Chocolate^2, the m is just a fudge factor)
E=M. The c^2 is just a fudge factor
E=MC + 3d6
E=MC.. Nice job Albert, now show your work.
E=MC2 (Energy = Milk and Cookies Too!!)
E=MC^2 -- Very Good Albert, Next Time Show The Working
E=MC^2 ... I'm not fat! I'm energetic!
E=MC^2. F=MA. You can't push a rope. -- Laws of Physics
E=MC^2. Nice job Albert, now show your work.
E=MC^5...nah...E=MC^4...nah...E=MC^3...ah the hec with it
E=MC². Very good, Einstein, but next time show your working
E=Mc...nahhh...E=Mc...nahh...E=Mc...ah, the hell with it.
E=Mc^5...nahhh....E=Mc^4...nahh...E=Mc^3...ah, the heck with it
E=mc F=ma You can't push a rope -- Laws of physics.
E=mc ? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work.
E=mc*? Very good, Albert. Next time show your work.
E=mc. Nice job, @F, now show your work
E=mc2........Energy = morning x 2 cups of coffee
E=mc^2 Very good, Albert. Next time show your work
E=mc^2 means I'm 5.9 X 10^20 precious joules.
E=mc^2? Very good, Albert, but next time, show your work.
E=mcı Ecstasy = mouth-work times the speed of cum squared
E=mcı? Very good, Albert. But next time, show your working
E=mcı? Very good, Albert. Next time show your homework
EA: Enable Anything
EAC: Emulate Acoustic Coupler
EACH: A minor irritation that causes scratching.
EAF Encounter At Farpoint
EAGLE: Two things having the same value.
EAGLES May Soar,But Weasles Arn't Sucked Into Jets
EAL: Enable AC to Logic rack
EALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? Y/N/Q
EAO: Enable AC to Operator
EARL GREY - Steep No More
EARL GREY NEVER VARIES
EARL GREY PROFILES
EARRING: One of the five senses.
EARTH ---> The mental institution of the universe
EARTH - Mostly Harmless
EARTH - Mostly Harmless
EARTH - Mostly Harmless --THHGTTG
EARTH DAY: Ecological Alarmism Retold To Hysterical Dopes And Younguns
EARTH FIRST! We will screw up the other planets later.
EARTH FIRST!! We'll log the other planets later!
EARTH Inc.: Bankruptcy sale! Liquidating all assets. Contact managers.
EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It&lt;-
EARTH: (Original Guide entry) Mostly hamless
EARTH: Like a tiny grain of sand, but much, much heavier; A solid substance much desired by the seasick
EAST COAST WEST COAST
EAST COAST UNIVERSITIES: CORA NELL(l)
EASY DOES IT -- avoid Windows.
EAT AT FRED'S
EAT FLAMING PHOTON DEATH, CRUSHER SCUM!!
EAT FLAMING PHOTON DEATH, WESLEY CRUSHER!!
EAT LARD
EATING OUT...........................Going to Burger King
EATING OUT..Going to Burger King
EAVESDROP, v.i. Secretly to overhear a catalogue of the crimes
EB&gt; JP&gt; SF&gt; RJ&gt; LY&gt; PM&gt; SS&gt; AO&gt; ER&gt; SP&gt; DL&gt; Stop quoting this
EB: "Am I that charming and beautiful?" JS: "No, you're not."
EB: "Cashmere?" JS: "No, Gortex; it's new."
EB: "Fabulous. University education: you can't beat it." -BA
EB: "Fake, fake, fake, fake."
EB: "She's never made love to a man in her life!" CK: "I'm Kramer!"
EBB: Edit and Blank Buffer
EBB: Empty Bit Bucket
EBBPMIG: Engage Brain Before Putting Mouth In Gear
EBCDIC Erase, Back up, Chew Disk, Ignite Card
EBO: Emulate Brown-Out
EBR: Erase Before Reading
EBRS: Emit Burnt Resistor Smell
EC: Eat Card
ECF: Explode and Catch Fire
ECHO 'Hello... Hello... Hello...'
ECHO 'HelloHelloHello...'
ECHO ECho Echo echo
ECHO ECho Echo echo ....
ECHO mail: lost in a time warp again.
ECHO mail: the Internet's answer to snail mail.
ECHO mail: when it absolutely must get there, some time.
ECHO mail: when you care enough to net the very best.
ECL: Early Care Lace
ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror
ECNALUBMA: (n) a vehicle to convey TMEs to 119 emergency calls.
ECO: Electrocute Computer Operator
ECOLOGICALLY CORRECT MESSAGE SEEN ON RECYCLED PHOSPHORUS
ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point
ECONOMISTS do it cyclically
ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgeworth Box
ECONOMISTS do it on demand
ECONOMISTS do it with a dual
ECONOMISTS do it with an atomistic competitor
ECONOMISTS do it with interest
ECONOMY.USA corrupted. Delete CLINTON.DUH (Y/N)
ECP: Erase Card Punch
ECW, Politically Incorrect and damn proud of it !
ED - Eject Diskette (Irish Assembler)
ED WOOD!??! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
ED WOOD!??! Ahhhhhhhhhh!! - Mike & the Boys
ED dates back to 1973 and CP/M (QDOS aka DOS 1.0 was hacked from).
ED for being too explicit
ED: Eject Disk
ED: Execute Data
EDD: Eat Disk and Die
EDDIE! CLEAN UP THIS CRUD!!!
EDEN: Consuming, as in "I'm Eden dinner right now."
EDGAR ALLEN POE did it with the pit and the pendulum.
EDIT works well for quickies.
EDIT: Erase Data and Increment Time
EDLIN : Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance.
EDLIN doesn't have a bug...EDLIN _IS_ a bug.
EDLIN......the Dan Quayle of editors!
EDLIN: The computer world's version of mud-and-stylus writing.
EDLIN: An exercise in futility
EDLIN: on the cutting edge of software evolution.
EDLIN: proof that programmers have a sense of humor.
EDLINUTL.ZIP 7K Utility that make EDLIN seem like Wordperfect!
EDP: Emulate Debugged Program
EDR: Emit Deadly Radiation
EDR: Execute Destructive Read
EDS: Execute Data Segment
EDWARD ESTLIN CUMMINGS - r.i.p.
EE CUMMINGS does it with ease.
EE's do it without shorts
EEC Strict Liability in 1992 - By D.E. THIEFfry
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEK! The dreaded "not-awake-yet high-ascii excuse!"
EEEEWWWW DooNutt! (Homer)
EEG: Electroencephalogram, EKG: Electrocardiogram, EGG: Breakfast food
EEK The Cat!!!
EEOIFNO: Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On
EEP: Erase Entire Program
EF: Emulate Fireworks
EFB: Emulate Five-volt Battery
EFBI: Emulate Five-volt Battery Intermittently
EFD: Eject Floppy Disk
EFD: Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack
EFE: Emulate Fatal Error
EFT not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (d)rink heavily
EGA: Extinct Graphics Adaptor. A white elephant in 16 colors.
EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK? - Two-Eyed Jack
EGAD! IS THAT YOUR BRAIN?!? - The Tick
EGGHEAD- What Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty when he's good.
EGGHEAD: What Mrs Humpty gave Mr Humpty
EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that
EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
EGGORY: (n) The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
EGO: Easing God Out. (Share July 91)
EGOSURFING: Scanning the net looking for the mention of your name
EGOTISTS do it better than anyone else.
EHC: Emulate Headless Chicken
EHE? eRRARE hUMANUM eST! AHA :)))
EHalHLJCa
EHpl ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eED-C20
EHpl ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eED-C20
EIA: Elvis Is Alive
EIAO: Execute In Any Order
EIB = Excrement In Broadcasting
EIB Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies -has air superiority!
EIB Network : Hitler would have loved it !
EIB TV - 250 stations and growing
EIB: America's most popular way to waste time!
EIB: Elephantine Indolent Braggart
EIB: Even Irritates Barney!
EIB: Excesses In Bigotry!
EIB: Excrement In Broadcasting.
EIB: The inoculation against collectivist liberalism.
EIEIO: Evaluate, Increment, Excrement, Invert, Output
EIGHT NINE NINE SEVEN EIGHT THREE NINE
EINSTEIN called---said relatively little
EIO: Erase I/O page
EIO: Execute Invalid Op-code
EIV: Erase IPL Volume
EJD%V: EJect Disk \(em with initial velocity V
EJD: EJect Disk
EJS and BG --- We're back, and we're pissed
EKSTREMISTA = onaj sa duzim ekstremitetom!
EKirk: nsgin Expendable, step on that rock!
EL 'AANIGOO 'AHOOT'E
EL 'AANLLGOO 'AHOOT'E --The X-Files
EL CIIIID!!!
EL DUB CITY and RETCON 1 COMICS are tm and (c) 1995 Jim Murdoch.
EL GRECO - Holy Toledo! What a View!
ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater
ELBOW MAN - Tom's super hero
ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with faster rise time
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more frequency and less resistance
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with super position
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts.
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS resonate until it hertz
ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you.
ELECTRICIAN(n): a switch doctor
ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts.
ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.
ELECTRICIANS do it 'till it Hz.
ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts.
ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in
ELECTRICIANS do it until it Hertz
ELECTRICIANS do it with 'no shorts'
ELECTRICIANS do it with a charge!
ELECTRICIANS do it with spark
ELECTROCHEMISTS have greater potential.
ELECTRONIC MAIL - The only kind delivered in less than a week
ELECTRONIC MAIL FRAUD: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!
ELECTRONICS TECHNICIANS do it in a solid-state.
ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON
ELEPHANT: a mouse built to government specs.
ELEPHANTS do it for peanuts.
ELEVATOR men do it up and down
ELG Exceptionally Large Grin
ELIF ERITNE eht fo ypoc a DEPIWS I '.dnim elttil kcis` a evah OSLA I
ELITISTS only do it with the best.
ELIZABETH ROSS - Heavens, Betsy Too!
ELIZABETH TAYLOR HILTON WILDING TODD FISHER BURTON WARNER
ELIZABETH TAYLOR HILTON WILDING TODD FISHER BURTON WARNER FORTENSK ELMER
ELLA KLINIKKA KEKE KAKKI NILKALLE
ELMYRA! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
ELMYRA.DUF found (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils
ELOW SEX! &lt;with finger forepaly&gt;
ELP: Enter Loop Permenantly
ELVES do it in fairy rings
ELVIS - I ain't nothin' but a Ground Hog
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!...On the next Oprah!
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE MAUSOLEUM
ELVIS IS DEAD - BRING BACK THE MINUTEMAN! *
ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING
ELVIS PLAYS QB FOR 'FRISCO - BRING BACK THE MINUTEMAN! *
ELVIS PRESLEY also spells: "Riply's Sleeve" (Believe It or Not)
ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap.
ELVIS was last seen dead, thats right dead
EM: EMulate 407
EM: Evacuate Memory
EMACS: "Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping"
EMACS: - Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift
EMACS: A lifetime of convenience, a moment of regret
EMACS: Equine Mammals Are Considerably Smaller
EMACS: Eventually Munches All Computer Storage
EMACS: Excavating Mayan Architecture Comes Simpler
EMAIL :&gt; guedes#telepac.pt OR sequeira@telepac.pt
EMAIL Stamps (Tear at perforation):...email...email...email...email...email
EMAILERS do it between headers.
EMBALMERS do it with unnatural fluids.
EMBARASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net.
EMBARASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open
EMBARRASSMENT: Shooting the puck in your own net.
EMBARRASSMENT: Spitting out the car window when it isn't open.
EMBRACE DEATH, ROY! *BLAM!* *BLAM!*
EMBRYO - A new acorn on the family tree.
EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale
EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale. 2. Exhale.
EMERGENCY! No appropriate tagline found!
EMIF: Erase Most Important File
EMIGRATING : New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia.
EMILY POST - Mrs. Post Regrets She's Unable To Meet You
EMILY POST Mortem
EMM: Emulate More Memory
EMMANUEL KANT BUT GENGHIS KHAN
EMPC: EMulate Pocket Calculator
EMPEROR Brain! - Brain
EMPLOYERS do it to employees
EMPTY TAG - Just dumped the trash!
EMS + DLS = TLA
EMS - Eat My Shorts
EMS Motto: You call....we haul....!!
EMS...Eat More Spam.
EMS: Enhanced Money Scam
EMS: Expanded Menstrual Syndrome. A bloody bitch!
EMS: happens just before PMS.
EMS: it's not only a job, it's an ADDICTION.
EMS: Enhanced Money Scam.
EMS: Extra Mental Strain
EMSE: Edit and Mark Something Else
EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
EMSL: Entire Memory Shift Left
EMT's do it in ambulances.
EMT's keep it pumping.
EMT's-"Masters of Disasters!!"
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
EMT's...We love to play doctor.
EMT: Electrocute Maintenance Technician
EMULAZIONE= Eliminazione di muli
EMW: Emulate Maytag Washer
EMail : sequeira#telepac.pt OR nsequeira@esoterica.com
EMail me sometime
EMail me sometime ...
EMail replies to nate.lipsen@execnet.com
EN Oxymoron: Peace force
ENA: ENable Anything
END: Erase Neighbor's Data
ENDIFF, why not the others - can you explain further?
ENDLESS LOOP, INFINITE LOOP, LOCKUP: See loop, endless
ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop"
ENE: ENable Everything
ENEMA......................Someone who is not your friend
ENEMA..Someone who is not your friend
ENEMY: Anyone who tells the truth about you
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
ENERGIZER THREAD: It keeps going & going & going
ENERGIZR.BAT arced. Bunny arrested for shocking behaviour
ENF: Emit Noxious Fumes
ENG: ENable Gravity
ENGAGE! Fanzine, PO Box 281140, Memphis, TN 38168...subscribe!
ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo
ENGAGE! PO Box 281140, Memphis, TN 38168 Trek,SciFi,&Fantasy!
ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here!
ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists.
ENGINEERS charge by the hour
ENGINEERS do it any way they can
ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles
ENGINEERS do it by calculation and design.
ENGINEERS do it in Mudd
ENGINEERS do it in practice
ENGINEERS do it in simple harmonic motion.
ENGINEERS do it precisely
ENGINEERS do it roughly.
ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation
ENGINEERS do it with a right-handed coordinate system.
ENGINEERS do it with less energy and greater efficiency
ENGINEERS do it with precision.
ENGINEERS simply neglect it.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it literally.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with an accent
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with books.
ENGLISH MAJORS do it with style
ENIGMA - A point to ponder!
ENJOY LIFE!!..LIFE IS SHORT...DON'T WASTE it!!!
ENO: Emulate No-Op
ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH....TORONTO
ENOUGH WITH THE TAGLINES ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
ENOUGH! Grab that ammo can, we're climbing up the tower
ENOUGH! THIS ENDS! NOW! - G'Kar
ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.
ENOUGH, with the Huddled Masses, already!
ENQ? he said. ACK! she replied lovingly
ENTER! YOU MUST SHARE ALL YOUR SPAM RECIPES WITH OCCUPANT!
ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects
ENTREPRENEURS do it with creativity and originality
ENTROPY : Universal process of things changing for the worse. Also : UPGRADE
ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION: Other people's waste
ENVIRONMENTAL RESOURCES FOR HAWAII ± ALOHA ME KE PUMEHANA
ENVIRONMENTALIST do it until it is green.
ENVIRONMENTALIST recycle it.
ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.
EO: Electrocute Operator
EOB: Execute Operator and Branch
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF
EOF test tagline! |-)
EOF,L : End Of Files, Leeeeeeeech!
EOG: Are you sure you want to quit this great game?
EOG: Don't leave yet -- There's a demon around that corner!
EOG: Go ahead and leave. See if I care.
EOG: I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse.
EOG: Let's beat it -- This is turning into a bloodbath!
EOG: Please don't leave, there's more demons to toast.
EOG: Ya know, next time you come in here I'm gonna toast ya.
EOG: You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?
EOI: Explode On Interrupt
EOL End Of Lecture
EOS: Erase Operating System
EOT - End of Tagline
EOT: End Of Thread
EP: Execute Programmer
EPA code: confiscate, investigate, coverup
EPA: Every Permit Approved ... Each Polluter Applauded
EPCOT: (Experimental Prototype Community Of Tommorow)
EPCOT: Employee Paychecks Come On Thursday.
EPCOT: Every Person Comes Out Tired.
EPCOT: Experimental Polyester Costumes Of Tomorrow.
EPCOT: Extremely Profitable Corporation Of Today.
EPD: Explode Peripheral Device
EPI: Execute Programmer Immediate
EPISIOTOMY---Cutting a wide birth.
EPITS: Execute Previous Instruction Then Skip
EPL: Emulate Phone Line
EPP: Eject Printer Paper
EPROM: the portion of ROM that contains the eep sound.
EPS: Electrostatic Print and Smear
EPS: Execute Program Sideways
EPSW: Execute Program Status Word
EPT: Erase Process Table
EPT: Erase Punched Tape
EQUESTRIANS do it in leather.
ER Hello
ER-Hello
ERASE C:\windows\unicom\*.* =8-(#)
ERDA Law of Procurement: Never use lead when gold will do.
ERECTION..........When Japanese vote for a new government
ERECTION....Japanese voting process
ERECTION..When Japanese vote for a new government
ERG Escherian Recursive Grin
ERIC DAVID PERSONAL COMPUTING -- (908) 254-2977
ERIC: Eject Random Integrated Circuit
ERM: Erase Reserved Memory
EROM: Erase Read-Only Memory
EROPS - Engines Running Or Passengers Swimming
EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage
EROS: Erase Read-Only Storage [Everex int]
EROTIC..............................Small bug from Europe
EROTIC: Small bug from Europe. [Y/n]
ERP isn't everything, but then neither is money
ERRATA - this word should have read "erratum"
ERRATA: Tagline should read "erratum"
ERRATUM. This correction slip inserted by mistake
ERRER #0008: Improper spelling.
ERROL FLYNN - Foiled Again
ERROR Keyboard Not Found Press Any Key To Continue(Huh)
ERROR ! Dirty fingers on keyboard !
ERROR # 56: Nut loose on keyboard.
ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0000: Call customer service for a laugh.
ERROR #0000: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
ERROR #0000: Call Microsoft Customer Service. We can use a laugh
ERROR #0001: Press all the keys at once to continue.
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in for it now.
ERROR #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N):
ERROR #0001: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in danger
ERROR #0002: ERRERS intead of ERRORS
ERROR #0002: Windows/NT loaded. Hoo-boy, is your system in danger now
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow
ERROR #0006: Bad or Missing SysOp. "Hey, everybody...FREE files here!"
ERROR #0008: REALITY.SYS &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;L&gt;oad ANIMANIACS.SYS?
ERROR #0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
ERROR #0014: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR #0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR #0024: File Handle Broke Off!
ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR #003: ABNORMAL USER DETECTET: GO HOME!
ERROR #0040: This program will crash right before you win.
ERROR #0053: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill
ERROR #0054: This message was rejected by @TOFIRST@'s Mail Reader
ERROR #0054: This message was rejected by Kwisatz's Mail Reader.
ERROR #0056: Nut loose on keyboard (is it necessary to explain this?).
ERROR #0058: Incompatible File Format
ERROR #0069: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS
ERROR #0076: Check nut on keyboard
ERROR #0087: Tagline out of characters.
ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE
ERROR #00a: CAN'T ALLOCATE MEMORY: -15KByte Free?
ERROR #0110: TIT.COM | TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE ABORTED.
ERROR #0110: TIT.COM|TAT.DAT NOT FOUND. DATAFILE EXCHANGE SYS
ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
ERROR #0140: Nonexistent Error. This cannot be happening
ERROR #0141: Too many errors.
ERROR #0143: Unable to exit windows... try the door.
ERROR #0144: Bit bucket overflow.
ERROR #0216: Tagline out of paper
ERROR #0326: TAGLINES nearing empty. "GET... ME... MORE... TAGLINES!"
ERROR #0326: TAGLINES nearing empty. STEAL MORE!!!!!!!
ERROR #0345: at 2dh &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;C&gt;urse me out?
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
ERROR #0399: No help or documentation available whatsoever.
ERROR #0456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
ERROR #0521: KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR #0554: Caught pirating software... LOADING TAPS.MOD!
ERROR #0666: Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC... So what!"
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files!!
ERROR #06A: BAD or MISSING SysOp .........Files FREE!!
ERROR #081F: Error locating error codes - all errors lost
ERROR #0875: BACKUP NOT FOUND: (A)BORt, (R)ETRy, (P)ANIC, (C)RY
ERROR #1000: FILE NOT FOUND (I'M LOADING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SIMILAR)
ERROR #1071: Company tech support out to lunch.
ERROR #1072: Sorry, we had lousy beta testers.
ERROR #1075: This is what you get for buying a piece-of-crap clone
ERROR #1076: You may as well stop; you won't figure this program out.
ERROR #1077: It might help if you turned the printer on, Doofus!
ERROR #1078: Next time don't pay the programmer up front.
ERROR #1079: Warranty just expired.
ERROR #1082 - Wall jack plugged into phone jack on modem.
ERROR #1111: VIRUS DISCOVERED IN C:\..DRIVE BEING FORMATTED
ERROR #1138: NO DISK SPACE... WRITING OVER USED SECTORs
ERROR #1234: A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, H)ey... like I'm sorry I asked!
ERROR #1250: FILE NOT FOUND... (S)TAY IN JAIL (R)ETURN CAKE (B)ANG CUP?
ERROR #1278: UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + DANCE.DAT?
ERROR #1278: UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM + ERROR #4-
ERROR #1303: Power not on.
ERROR #1456: COMPUTER NOT LOCATED OR ON-LINE. YOU'VE BEEN RIPPED-OFF!
ERROR #1462: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y)
ERROR #14: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR #1511: Brain Offline. "He runs, doesn't he? Where's the error?"
ERROR #178:UNABLE TO INSERT WITTY TAGLINE. RUN SONG.COM +
ERROR #1965: (your 80286 didn't exist when this program was produced).
ERROR #2027: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message.
ERROR #208: Operator out of memory!
ERROR #2256: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (O)verthrow your computer's CPU?
ERROR #2256: (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)verthrow CPU?
ERROR #2345: QWK-MAIL NOT LOCATED: PERMISSION TO BEGIN WHINE SEQUENCE?
ERROR #257: Whoa!!!! Tagline overload!
ERROR #2705: Programmer infected with a virus.
ERROR #2790: (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend this situation never occurred
ERROR #3032: Recursion error. See ERROR #3032.
ERROR #32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? Y/N:
ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience!
ERROR #326 = TAGLINES nearing empty. STEAL MORE
ERROR #3321: Library file exceeds free drive space
ERROR #34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
ERROR #3443: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR #4- Not enough RAM: 88,986,897,790 bytes avail. Windows Error#
ERROR #4444: FLOPPYS NOT RESPONDING: FORMAT THOSE HARD DRIVES INSTEAD?
ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
ERROR #4817: CPU not found
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline
ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new recipe
ERROR #6060: TagLines aren't funny. Operator taken out back and shot
ERROR #6060: recipes not tasty. Operator taken out back and shot.
ERROR #6278: AUDIT.COM(A)bort (R)etry (K)iss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR #6543: WITTY TAGLINE.TXT NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG,
ERROR #6543: WITTY TAGLINE.TXT NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL...WHAT?
ERROR #6800: SYSTEM MOUSE NOT FUNCTIONING... CLICK LEFT BUTTON TO EXIT.
ERROR #71: File of ERROR taglines not found
ERROR #7979: A)bort, F)ail, T)oss your computer system across street?
ERROR #8 REALITY.SYS... &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;L&gt;oad ANIMANIACS.SYS?
ERROR #8643: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (L)eave (K)ick up a little fuss?
ERROR #8686: Your keyboard's not attached...Press any key to continue.
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's tha\SLMR\TAGLINE
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that * cat?)
ERROR #8765 BACKUP NOT LOADED: (A)BORT (R)ETRY (P)ANIC (C)RY OUT
ERROR #8901: PC KEYBOARD DISCONNECTED: PRESS [ F1 ] TO RE-BOOT
ERROR #9022: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR #9909: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.
ERROR #A006: Malicious error. Windows found on drive.
ERROR #D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue
ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline.
ERROR - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrupted.
ERROR - Unable to locate TRASH.CAN, use KITTY.LTR instead [Y/n]?
ERROR 001: Windows on HD
ERROR 0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N)
ERROR 004 ERRONIOUS ERROR. Nothing wrong.
ERROR 00666: Bad or Missing Command.Com: Universe Halted
ERROR 0076: Check nut on keyboard
ERROR 007: Power is off
ERROR 0143: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
ERROR 0301: Keyboard not found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 103: Dead mouse in hard drive.
ERROR 103: No keyboard. &lt;&lt;Hit any key to continue&gt;&gt;
ERROR 167: Windows loaded ...System in Danger!
ERROR 167: Windows loaded..... system in imminent danger!
ERROR 1701 - Your disk is warped!
ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
ERROR 204: Try a Command in the Book This Time
ERROR 22F3: Apathy Error; Don't Bother Striking Any Key
ERROR 23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch?
ERROR 29A: The Hexadecimal of the Beast
ERROR 301 Keyboard Not found: Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 301 Keyboard can't be found - Press F1 to continue.
ERROR 301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume.
ERROR 34BB: No Thought Found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A:
ERROR 3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue:
ERROR 3F2C: Replace nut behind keyboard
ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)
ERROR 407: Program too idiotic.
ERROR 4387:HA HA HA. Your data has been lunched!
ERROR 442: Computer not found
ERROR 58: Insufficient user intelligence
ERROR 5CA1: Press F13 to continue
ERROR 666: Clinton.sys Corrupted...Run Constitution.exe
ERROR 666: Freddy not dead. (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ie?
ERROR 666: the beast within Windows
ERROR 6F35: Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue.
ERROR 754: Cannot locate error message for ERROR 392
ERROR 75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?
ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
ERROR 8B4A: Press all the keys at once to continue
ERROR 999: Imposible error
ERROR 9: Disk Full / Formatting Drive C: to make space
ERROR A014: Nonexistant. This isn't really happening
ERROR AC41: Exception 13; L)ockup, L)ockup, or L)ockup?
ERROR B43C: Unable to access BRAIN, device not loaded
ERROR C19657a: There are no bugs in this program!
ERROR Cannot Open CATFOOD.CAN Eat Mouse Instead (Y/y)?
ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR &lt;SMACK!&gt; C:&gt;
ERROR IN APATHY CIRCUIT: HONESTLY, DON'T EVEN BOTHER HITTING ANY
ERROR IN BIOS - Press any key to reboot
ERROR IN ROM - Press any key to self-destruct
ERROR LOADING COLDBEER.CAN, USER NOT LOADED
ERROR LOCATING MAFIA.EXE: SELECTED PROGRAM RELEASED WITHOUT
ERROR LPT1 not found - switch to (P)en or (P)encil?
ERROR LPT1 not found - use backup - Paper and Pencil
ERROR LPT1 not found.. SUBST PRN: Z:\PENCIL\PAPER
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR MESSAGE: BRAIN.COM not found; search for COFFEE.SYS
ERROR MESSAGE: Master Chris, you have run out of taglines!
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT FIND TRAITOR2.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, CANNOT RECOVER COUNTRY.USA
ERROR OPENING CLINTON.LIE, RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO CORRECT
ERROR OPENING COLDBEER.CAN: GLASS.DAT OR MUG.DAT NOT LOCATED OR
ERROR OPENING FILE CLINTON.LIE: OUT OF DISK SPACE
ERROR Opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot Recover COUNTRY.USA
ERROR PROCESSING CLINTON ECONOMIC PLAN: DIVISION BY ZERO
ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate?
ERROR READING DRIVE C: Please remove your fist
ERROR READING DRIVE:(K)ick (P)unch (S)mack With Hammer
ERROR READING GREY.MATTER (A)bort,(R)etry,(L)obotomize?
ERROR Reading Tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mash it to bits
ERROR SYS 666: Video Driver possessed! Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR This message was rejected by @F's Mail Reader
ERROR accessing BRAIN: Device not mounted
ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN. Sysop out of control!
ERROR finding PEPSI.CAN... SysOp not loaded!
ERROR in MODERATR.EXE, A)bort, R)etry, D)elete Moderator
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, &lt;A&gt;bort, &lt;F&gt;ail, &lt;R&gt;un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)bort, (F)ail, (R)un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR in REALITY.SYS, (A)lter Reality (R)un FANTASY.COM?
ERROR opening CATFOOD.CAN, eat mouse instead? (Y/n)?
ERROR propagates faster than truth.
ERROR tagline aborted
ERROR writing to CDROM - have you ever considered what ROM actually MEANS?!
ERROR! CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver
ERROR! Caught pirating software.....LOADING TAPS.MOD!
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR! Sysop not found. Please notify computer immediately
ERROR! VIRUS found! C: drive formated.............NOT!
ERROR! CAT reader seems to be conflicting with the mouse
ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR! ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? [Yes/No/Retry]
ERROR! [A]bort [R]etry [F]@#$ it!
ERROR#8696:Dead rat in found in hard drive(wheres the cat
ERROR--HUMOR.EXE not found: Unable to insert witty tagline.
ERROR. LPT1 not foundUse backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: 80386 OUT LATE LAST NIGHT. 80387 CO-PROCESSOR PLUM TUCKERED OUT
ERROR: ALLWORK.EXE. Jack is a dull boy.
ERROR: BEER.CAN not found. System Halted.
ERROR: BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk!
ERROR: BREAKFAST.COM HaltedCereal port not responding.
ERROR: Beer.can missing. ...Operator loaded.
ERROR: Beer.can not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
ERROR: CLINTON.SYS missing? Substitute SATAN.SYS?
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Found - Programmer LOADED.
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded
ERROR: CPU not found
ERROR: Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded.
ERROR: Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Sysop not loaded.
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
ERROR: Computer posessed. "So it believes it's a MAC...So what!"
ERROR: Computer possessed. Load EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? [Y]/n
ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame Lore?
ERROR: ERROR.SYS can't be loaded. No error messages can be displayed
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: &gt;SMACK!&lt; 1.C&gt;
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {WHAP!} C:\
ERROR: Error finding &lt;COLDBEER&gt;. Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: FILE NOT FOUND (Loading something that looks similar)
ERROR: General stupidity error reading drive C:
ERROR: It might help if you turned the printer on, Doofus!
ERROR: Must execute LIPS.COM before ORGASM.EXE
ERROR: Out of Memory... Should I forget Something (Y,y)?
ERROR: Out of cache. Please upload $200 to continue
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupted -- universe unrecoverable
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK Unexpected EOF ... Operator Loaded!
ERROR: SENILE.COM found........Out of Memory
ERROR: This disk is READ-protected
ERROR: Tribble.dat full
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING...
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
ERROR: this problem will only be solved by lots of money.
ERROR: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;F&gt;ind 12 year old and ask.
ERROR: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ind a 12 year old and ask
ERROR: - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working
ERROR: 2nd FAT missing. (How can I get rid of the 1st?)
ERROR: 2nd FAT missing. (Now if I could just get rid of the 1st!)
ERROR: 8038 OUT LATE LAST NIGHT. 80387 CO-PROCESSOR PLUM TUCKERED OUT
ERROR: 80386 OUT LATE LAST NIGHT. 80387 CO-PROCESSOR PLUM
ERROR: AUDIT.COM (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)iss ASCII goodbye?
ERROR: Abort, Retry, Fail, or Ignore?
ERROR: BRAIN not found. Continue? (Y/N)
ERROR: Bad president or Hillary found. [A]bort?
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded.
ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded
ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N)
ERROR: COSMOS.CFG Corupt. Rebbot Universe (Y/N) :
ERROR: Cannot load REALITY.SYS: Go to DEFAULT.UNIVERSE? (Y/N/Q)
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse inste\SLMR\TAG
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - eat Logitech mouse!
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat logitech mouse (Y/n)?
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.COM Eat mouse instead? (Y/N)
ERROR: Cannot open katfood.can, eat mouse instead? (y/n)
ERROR: Copmputer possessed. Load Exor.sys? (y/n)
ERROR: Couldn't open window, shall I try the Door?
ERROR: Credit Limit Reached. Pawn kids? [Y],n
ERROR: Credit litmit reached. Pawn kids? ÄYÅ,n
ERROR: Current directory is totally irrational
ERROR: D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR: Data Corrupted - (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame Lore?
ERROR: Demon not responding. Open pentagram to continue
ERROR: Device LEGS: Not open for entry.
ERROR: Drive C: not ready.
ERROR: Drive C: open.
ERROR: ERROR.SYS can't be loaded. No error messages can be
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: &lt;*SMACK*&gt; C:\&gt;_
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: *SMACK* C:\_
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR:--&lt;SMACK!&gt; C:\&gt;
ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:&gt;
ERROR: FAILED! Press any key to resume error.
ERROR: File ORG.ASM not found: A)bort R)etry F)ake it?
ERROR: Fingers Not Ready. Bang Head On Keyboard To Continue.
ERROR: General Protection Fault. Do Not Go To Next Message.
ERROR: Hardware too soft
ERROR: Incompatible File Format
ERROR: Incompatible File Format Etc., etc., etc.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached, think F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Visualize F1 to continue.
ERROR: Keyboard not found. Think F1 to continue.
ERROR: LOOSE NUT BEHIND KEYBOARD
ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: LPT1 not found. Using backup: PAPER_&.PEN
ERROR: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: LPT1: not found. Use pencil and paper
ERROR: Master All, you have run out of taglines!
ERROR: Mouse not found (Click to continue)
ERROR: NO DISK SPACE...REWRITING OVER PREVIOUSLY USED SECTORS!
ERROR: ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it (Y)es (N)o (R)etry?
ERROR: Off topic. Commit seppuku? (Y/y)
ERROR: Old Virus Detected, Contact Hacker For Update (Y/N)
ERROR: Out of Memory - shall I forget something? (Y/n):
ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:
ERROR: Program too small not to fit in memory
ERROR: Purchase 486-50 with 8 Meg to continue
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF Operator Loaded
ERROR: Remove disk, spit on it, insert disk and retry.
ERROR: Remove disk;spit on it;insert disk; retry
ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue.
ERROR: SYSOP NOT LOADED: LOAD COLDBEER.CAN
ERROR: Smash face against keyboard to continue
ERROR: TAGLINE NOT FOUND: F)AKE, P)LUG, S)TEAL
ERROR: TIT.COM tat.dat not found. Data exchange aborted.
ERROR: Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
ERROR: This error message was issued in error. Please ignore.
ERROR: This message was rejected by Coridon's Mail Reader.
ERROR: This message was rejected by DOS.
ERROR: This message was rejected by James King's Mail Reader
ERROR: This week's SDL file not found &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;F&gt;eel neglected
ERROR: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?
ERROR: Tribble.dat full - open new ear.
ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING.
ERROR: Unable open COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded
ERROR: Unable to access beer. User not loaded
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good recipe.
ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline.
ERROR: Unable to comprehend lame tagline
ERROR: Unable to insert tasty recipe.
ERROR: User is an idiot!!!
ERROR: User not compatible. Upgrade user and reload program.
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
ERROR: Your machine didn't exist when this was written
ERROR: alt.bourbon-seven found, Sysop gets juiced!!
ERROR: blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
ERROR: finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted.
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, &lt;A&gt;lter Reality, &lt;R&gt;un FANTASY.COM intead?
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS, lter Reality, un FANTASY.COM intead?
ERROR: in REALITY.SYS. Run BIGBANG.EXE? (Y/N)
ERROR: opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready.
ERROR: propagates faster than truth.
ERROR: reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N)
ERROR: something went wrong
ERROR: speel chwkrr fyls kurruptud
ERROR: this problem will only be solved by lots of money.
ERROR:Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat Logitech mouse?
ERROR:This error message was issued in error.Please ignor
ERROR@12849 COMMAND.COM NOT FOUND, BLAME SYSOP
ERROR@18294 MODEM NOT FOUND, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP
ERROR@21673 MESSAGE ABOVE BROKEN, BLAME SYSOP.
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
ERRORS show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it.
ERRORS: 694 (33K)
ERS: Erase Read-only Storage
ERUDITE: Exhibiting a degree of book learning fatal to success in any business
ERUDITION(n):dust shaken out of a book into empty skull
ERUDITION, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
ES Oxymoron: Passive Confrontation.
ES...the best band in the world ever!
ESAD Eat [Sugar] And Die
ESAD Eat S*** And Die
ESAD; Eat Sh*t And Die
ESAL Eat S*** And LIVE.
ESB: Eject Selectric Ball
ESBD: Erase System and Burn Documentation
ESC from the ALT reality... CTRL your mind... SHIFT to a new dimension
ESC-Cancel, F2-Buckle my shoe, F4-Bash gynocentric feminizts
ESC: Emulate Small Child
ESC: Emulate System Crash
ESC? I didn't realize I was trapped
ESCALATOR: Inquire at a subsequent time.
ESCAPE - What you do from reality when you get on a BBS
ESCAPE: One size larger than an "R" cape.
ESCAPEES do it on the lam.
ESCHATON.SYS Found. Immanentize? (Yes/No/Quit/Fnord)?
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION (look it up!)
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION! --S. REINKE
ESCOM - Extreem Slecht & Curieus Opgebouwde Machines
ESD: Eject Spinning Dish
ESDI -- Extremely Shakey Data Integrity?
ESKOL Online - UltraBBS, Allways one step ahead
ESL: Exceed Speed of Light
ESO NO SE HACE!
ESO NOSE HACE off the deep end.
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
ESP = Essentially Silly People!!
ESP meeting: You know what, where and when
ESP: Enable SPrinkler system
ESP: Extra Sexy Person
ESPN at 3:00 am - Crow on lousy tennis match
ESR: Emulate Slide Rule
EST
EST Time: Eastern Standard Time time
ESTAMPIE: What they put on letters in Quebec
ESTATE AGENT: A man who adds stories to the smallest bungalows
ESTATE CAR: Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute
ESTEBANDITTO: a little guy named Steve who agrees with Rush Limbaugh
ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator
ESTONIAN: Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat
ESTOY LlSTO: Santa Claus's notebook.
ET Kahn:"With every last breath I spitt at thee!" Kirk: "Hey, stop that
ET : Forget the phone...Just email $HOME.
ET was an advance scout
ET, the Economic Theorists - Their ideas came from outer space
ET? I thought you said "Eat iT!"!! {urp}
ETAION SHRDLU
ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890
ETERNITY: Smoking or Non-smoking
ETHERNET - A device for catching the ether bunny
ETHERNET(n): device used to catch the Ether bunny
ETI: Execute This Instruction
ETIT - East Tennessee Institute of Trekology
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
ETM: Emulate Trinary Machine
ETO: Emulate Toaster Oven
ETOL: Evil Twin On Line.
ETOPS: Entrees To Our Pacific Sharks
ETPH: E. T. Phone Home
EUCLID - His works will never be paralleled.
EUGENE T. MALESKA - 6 Down
EUGENE TANG could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
EUGH! There are mice on the table! --Arthur Dent
EUNUCHS UNITE. You have absolutely NOTHING to lose!
EUNUCHS UNITE... You have NOTHING to lose!!ÿ
EUNUCHS do without it.
EUPHONY: what you say to a hypocrite
EV KAAZZZZOOOOOOOOBLAMMMMMMMM....*(&*%%$() NO CARRIER
EVA Rule #1: ALWAYS wear a helmet & gloves!
EVA Rule #2: Never lock yourself outside.
EVAL DAY -12,873 (Think you might register now?)
EVALUATION COPY OF LIFE - PLEASE REGISTER AFTER TRIAL PERIOD
EVANGALISTS do it with HIM watching
EVC: Execute Verbal Commands
EVE'S FIRST STATEMENT TO ADAM: "W Y S I W Y G" !
EVEN THE SCORE....TORONTO
EVEN THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER WONT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE.
EVENT HORIZON, the movie: Also known as "SOLARIS For Dummies."
EVENT HORIZON: Movie for those too lazy to rent SOLARIS.
EVERTHING is back to ABNORMAL now
EVERY DAY THE WORLD TURNS OVER ON THE MAN ON TOP
EVERY REALITY HAS A FANTASY TO DELUDE IT!
EVERYBODY DOES IT.
EVERYBODY DUCK!
EVERYBODY thinks I'm PARANOID!!
EVERYONE IS WEIRD. SOME OF US ARE PROUD OF IT.
EVERYONE ON THE PREMISES IS A VEGETARIAN EXCEPT THE DOG.
EVERYONE is weird, @TOFIRST@ is just proud of it!
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it!
EVERYONE is weird. Some of us just show it off more!
EVERYTHING DISPUTABLE MUST BE DISPUTED!
EVERYTHING GOES ON SALE ... RIGHT AFTER YOU BUY IT
EVERYTHING HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE TEMPLARS
EVERYTHING I've ever said is a lie. Figure that out!
EVERYTHING LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE....MEAT LOAF
EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY.
EVERYTHING is big in Texas - including the floods!
EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways!
EVIL EYE....YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
EVOLUTION: G-D'S way of issuing updates.
EWD: Enter Warp Drive
EWM: Enter Whimsy Mode
EWOKS SUCK! -- Dark Forces
EWOKS: They're not just for breakfast anymore!
EX = Has-been. SPERT = drip under pressure. I'm an EXPERT.
EX-cellent... - Montgomery Burns
EX-wife doesn't mean you have to stalk and/or kill her
EXB: EXcrement and Branch
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
EXCLUSIVE PICS OF RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WEDDING TO RICHARD SIMMONS!
EXCLUSIVE! - Canadian Professors have destabilised a small country in South East Asia
EXCLUSIVE! - Polish Dentists have put chlorine in the water supply
EXCLUSIVE! - Polish Scientists have spanked someone elses monkey
EXCLUSIVE! - Warner Brothers have infiltrated the Masons
EXE = EXE, COM, SYS
EXE: Executable, or at least you'd like to kill them
EXE: EXecute Engineer
EXEC-PC ş Winner of John Dvorak's Best BBS PITY AWARD!
EXEC-PC: Proof that size means nothing.
EXECUTE : Positive action taken against off-topic posters.
EXECUTE User immediately
EXECUTION
EXECUTIVE ERROR: STARTING SYSOP ERASURE.....COMPLETED.
EXECUTIVES do it in briefs.
EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits
EXECUTIVES have large staffs.
EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
EXEs expand to fill the RAM available
EXHAUST FUMES: Die Koffundschplitterpoluter
EXHAUST: Spitzenpoppenhangentuben
EXHAUSTED LOVER: Someone who is temporarily out of ardor.
EXHAUSTIVE TESTS: The sales manager took it home to his kids
EXHAUSTIVE TESTS: The sales manager took it home to his kids
EXI: EXecute Invalid operation
EXISTENTIAL ERROR: (T)hink ENTER to continue.
EXISTENTIALISTS do it alone
EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
EXO: EXecute Operator
EXODUS Chapter 20: 1-17
EXOP: EXecute OPerator
EXP: EXecute Programmer
EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
EXPERIENCE IS something you don't get until after you needed it most
EXPERIENCE: recognizing a mistake when you make it again.
EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure.
EXPERT: Someone who used to be a pert
EXPERT: X=unknown, Spurt=drip under pressure
EXPERT: X=unknown, Spurt=drip under pressure..........
EXPERT: called in at the last minute to share the blame
EXPLICIT LYRICS - PARENTAL ADVISORY
EXPLODING .QWK PACKET LIFESUPPORT SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN
EXPORTER: Someone who used to work for British Rail
EXPP: EXecute Political Prisoner
EXTERMINATE ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT
EXTERMINATED
EXTERNAL ERROR -- RE-BOOT KEYBOARD OPERATOR
EXTERNAL MODEM - Little boy computers have one
EXTRA BAVARIAM NON EST VITA! ED SI EST VITA NON EST ITA
EXTRA! EXTRA! PENTIUM SOLVES PI! ANSWER IS 2!
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
EXTRA! EXTRA! Read AllEasy Does It. But Do It.
EXTRA: @N@ seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: @N@ seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTRA: @TO@ seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: @TO@ seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTRA: @F seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: @F seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTRA: Mindreader arrested for leaving bookmarks.
EXTRA: Orville Bullitt seen smooching with Elvis!
EXTRA: Orville Bullitt seen smooching with Paul McCartney!
EXTREME CAUTION! Blind Skateboarder Crossing!
EXTREME OPTIMISM: A Yugo in Montana with a radar detector
EXTREME URGENCY: Blind panic
EXXON.SYS - How to really screw up your enviroment!
EXXON: greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
EYEPIECE: Receptacle for eyelashes, mascara, and eyeliner.
EZ #345, SM #117, Dı #830s, SLMR #1000, MR #773, J #T08
EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making
EZ 2.98 . SM 3.25 . GoofyReader 123.21
EZ Wider double-wides! All I used back in my pothead days.
EZ ate my tag lines...burp
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay!
EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... SLMR stays!
EZ come, EZ go. SLMR come, OLX go
EZ come... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX
EZ come... EZ go... SLMR come... SLMR stay
EZ, I'd rather fight than switch!
EZ-Reader's on vacation this week.
EZ-Reader, eat your heart out!
EZ-What?? QWho?? MegaWhere??
E[...../]F This Hentai-meter is always pegged!
E\/Er SEEU a +#+ /\g++ i+++E D0 +#+ ##iS?
E\/Sr SES++ a ###/\g#_i###S Do ###++|S?
E^2/c^2 = p^2 + m^2*c^2
E^i*PI + 1 = 0 : says it all really
E^i*PI + 1 = 0 : says it all really. E|ae.~}++o~ ua?oP...Just kidding, your
Each &*$#! morning witnesses the dawn of a brand new &*$#!&*$#! error.
Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories
Each age is a dream that is dying, or one that iscoming to birth
Each age to its own season. (Time for a nap...)
Each age to its own season. (Time for a nap...) &lt;BG&gt;
Each and every day a day goes by...
Each and every heart it seems, is bounded by a world of dreams
Each and everyone of you is entitled to my opinion.
Each believes easily what he fears and what he desires. - Fontaine
Each call contains only ten calories
Each canine passes through his period of per-eminence
Each cat his own rat.
Each class of men is created equal
Each computer thinks that anything outside of itself is remote.
Each day I don't write I get more fragmented.&lt;JOng&gt;
Each day a day goes by.
Each day is a continuing ritual, a new rite of passage
Each day is a drive through history. --Jim Morrison
Each day is a gift from God; that's why it's called the PRESENT!
Each day is like a year, A year whose days are long ( Oscar Wilde )
Each day on TV our last rights are read.. Skyclad
Each day provides its own gifts.&lt;Freedman&gt;
Each day provides its own gifts.<Freedman>
Each day that goes by, I don't see there being a hockey season.
Each day the world turns over on someone who was just sit
Each day the world turns over on someone who was just sitting on top of it
Each day we are confronted with insurmountable opportunities
Each generation has its sages. We have bumper stickers
Each generation has its sages. We have taglines
Each generation has to learn that the stove is hot
Each handicap's a hurdle, ride up to it, throw your heart over, the horse will go over, too
Each key you press makes a baby duck scream in pain
Each kiss is as the first.
Each kiss is as the first. - Miramanee
Each kiss is as the first. - Miramanee, Kirk's wife
Each kiss is as the first. -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome",
Each kiss is as the first. -Miramanee's last words
Each kiss is as the first. Miramanee to Kirk
Each life has its place
Each life is a personal quest to become even better than our best.
Each man has a breaking point, no matter how strong his spirit. - David Gemmell
Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life
Each man is the smith of his own fortune. - Appius Claudius Caecus
Each man's task is his life preserver. - George B. Emerson
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life. - Aphra Behn
Each morning I get up I die a little. Can barely stand on my feet. - Queen
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs
Each night I'll die in my contentment and lie in your grave.
Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus?
Each of us bears his own Hell. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
Each of us bears our own Hell.
Each of us contains an element of insanity.
Each one must walk one's own path.
Each person has the right to take the subway
Each person panics in their own language
Each photograph _does_ steal some of the soul. Example: Madonna.
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief. - William Shakespeare
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes
Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. S.J. Lee
Each snowflake is different - collect the whole set
Each snowflake is different, collect the entire set.
Each time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I get it for dinner
Each time they kiss and make up, she gets the kiss and he the make-up
Each to his own taste.
Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permi
Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permit him to see.
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
Eagerly, eagerly, eager... L-Y! --T. Lehrer
Eagles Dare
Eagles Dare...
Eagles FLY, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet En
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles are hard to pluck.
Eagles can fly, but wombats don't get sucked into jets!
Eagles don't fly with pidgeons !
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles make great pets. flying free in the sky!
Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked down the intake
Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.
Eagles may soar but wabbits never get sucked into jet eng
Eagles may soar but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar, but Kiwis win World Cup rugby contests.
Eagles may soar, but Weasels don't get sucked into jets.
Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets
Eagles may soar, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but no gopher was ever sucked into a jet engine!
Eagles may soar, but wart hogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar-but weasels aren't sucked into turbojets!
Eagles online: "You can log off any time you like, but you..."
Eagles soar but Kats aren't sucked into jets
Eagles soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
Eagles soar, but a weasel will never get caught in a jet engine
Eagles soar, but turkeys rule the world.
Eagles soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
Eagles soar... but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines
Eagletistical...Believing that America symbolizes the best.
Eany Meany Jelly Beany - The Spirit's are about to speak.
Ear Condoms prevent hearing AIDS.
Ear wax is a terrible thing to taste.
Earache My Eye!
Earache my eye! I'll give you a buttache!
Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. (Picard)
Earl Schieb of Borg - "I'll assimilate anybody for $79.95!"
Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
Earl Shelsby: Unca Earl, elder statesman of the Cooking Echo. RIP
Earl's Town? - Crow
Earl, I've made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down. - Fran
Earl, did Robbie get eaten? - Fran, Dinosaurs
Early American Danish Modern Colonial? - Tom on furniture
Early American Danish Modern Colonial? -- Tom Servo
Early American Viet Nam Vet - Paid in Full
Early Bird Gets The Worm.. Second Mouse Always Gets The Cheese
Early History Of The Beatles - By P. S. Iluvya
Early bird gets the worm, but its the 2nd mouse who gets the cheese!
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Early bird gets worm, second mouse gets the cheese.
Early birds get worms but a 2nd mouse gets the cheese
Early charlie-horse research -Crow T. Robot during wrestling match
Early football had no halftime - they took breaks after each point.
Early morning cheerfulness can be EXTREMELY obnoxious
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious!
Early morning hath gold in its mouth. - Benjamin Franklin
Early one June morning in 1872 I murdered my father --
Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring.
Early to bed and early to rise - makes you miss the party
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is wide awake
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll miss a lot of fun
Early to bed and early to rise is first in the bathroom
Early to bed and early to rise makes a male healthy wealthy and dead.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eye
Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day.
Early to bed and early to rise makes people suspicious
Early to bed, early to rise, is a sure sign the modem is broken!
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise! --William Scholl
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Early to bed, early to rise, yer girl goes out with other guys.
Early to bed, late to rise. Makes you healthy, wealthy & pregnant
Early to rise and ditto to bed, makes you socially dead.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy, and dead. --James Thurber
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and socially dead
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead. --Yakko from the Animaniacs
Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Early to rise is for the birds - I'll sleep late, thanx.
Early to rise is for the birds. I'll sleep late, thanks. Halfway between sleep and awake, dreams are remembered.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
Early worm shoulda stayed in bed
Earn big $$$ at home, just send your VISA number to me
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends.
Earn money for nothing-become a politician
Earned some pain, tough tail? - Harley
Earnestness alone makes life eternity. - Carlyle
Earnhardt is good but Rusty is better!!! Go #2 crew!
Earnhardt will win a couple of races this year and you say he is washed up? Get real
Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.
Ears pierced while you wait. - A sign in a shop
Ears, snouts and innards,/A homogeneous mass./Pass another slice
Ears? Backwards? I got my ears back! Horay!! -K'vin
Earth - mostly harmless - The Guide
Earth - nice, but I wouldn't want to live there
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. - Apollo
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe. -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
Earth ... Fire ... Wind ... Water ... Spirit ...Oneness
Earth 98% Full. Please Delete Unnecessary People.
Earth 98% full delete politicians (Y,y)
Earth 98% full; delete Republicans? Y/N
Earth Almost Full: Delete Lawyers (Y, y, Hell YES!)?
Earth Day, brought to you by Dow Chemical
Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- Film at eleven
Earth Force calls it a classified mission. I call it a nightmare
Earth Girls are Greasy - Crow as monster eats girl
Earth Girls are Greasy! -- Crow T. Robot
Earth Quake Proof Tagline
Earth Surrender immediately or we pickle Dan Quayle - Zork Commando
Earth Vs. Soup - Crow's spec script
Earth almost full - delete lawyers (Y/y)
Earth almost full--Delete Lawyers (Y,y,y)?
Earth and Heaven are in us. - Mahatma Mohandas Gandhi
Earth and stone, seed and bone; Herne, Herne, Herne We're not alone
Earth being taken over by Judy Garland impersonators-Crow
Earth believes the Romulans to be warlike,cruel & treacherous.-Spock
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton
Earth calling spaced out infant...Earth calling spaced out infant
Earth can support 200 million in unthinkably high luxury forever!
Earth explodes at 10. Film at 11.
Earth first! We'll abuse the other planets later
Earth first! We'll strip-mine the other planets later
Earth first! We'll stripmine the galaxy later.
Earth full, Exterminate homosexuals (y/Y)
Earth full: Delete Lawyers [Y/n]
Earth girls are easy
Earth has been given into my hand. - Walter
Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless. - Gustave Flaubert
Earth hath not anything to show more fair - Wordsworth
Earth in the Balance: A compendium of all ecological frets & dreads.PJ
Earth is 98% full - please delete anyone you can.
Earth is 98% full...Delete anyone you can
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can, except redheads!
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
Earth is a beta site.
Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
Earth is a great funhouse without the fun. -- Jeff Berner
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. - Jeff Berner
Earth is but a small magnet on the refrigerator that is the universe
Earth is full, Go home.
Earth is probably some kid's science project, and he only got a "C"
Earth is the Universe's insane asylum
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
Earth must keep pace. - Richard Franklin
Earth shutting down in 5 minutes. Close files and log of
Earth shutting down in five minutes--please save all files and log out.
Earth to Al, come in Al
Earth to Blow up at 10...Details on the 11 o'clock News!
Earth underwear! Earth underwear! -- Crow T. Robot
Earth underwear! Earth underwear! - Crow on costume
Earth was interesting, and worth the money I paid for it.
Earth was not earth before her sons appeared.
Earth will grow worse till men redeem it. -- Chesterson
Earth women should stick to their own males of the species!
Earth's a dungheap & we're maggots crawling on it --Aldonza
Earth's all right for a visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
Earth's intelligence is constant unless women vote !
Earth's not there, at least not the Earth we knew. - Kirk
Earth, Air, Fire and Water Bind us to her
Earth, Air, Fire and Water... So Elemental!
Earth, air, fire and water. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Earth, air, fire, water - Bind us to her!
Earth, evaluation day # DIVIDE OVERFLOW System Halted
Earth, receive an honoured guest
Earth- Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)
Earth--it's as blue as me, but green in some places too... - The Tick
Earth. Harmless. - Douglas Adams
Earth. Mostly harmless. - Douglas Adams
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick
Earth: Its only ours to borrow!
Earth: Mostly Harmless. - HHGTTG
Earth: if you love it, leave it
Earth: mostly harmless.
Earth: mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
Earth: (mostly) harmless.
Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Earth: Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)
Earth: Mostly Harmless.
Earth: Surrender immediately or we pickle Dan Quayle - Zork Commando
Earth: a solid substance, much desired by the seasick.
Earth: an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.
Earth: if you love it, leave it.
Earth::~Earth(void) {delete Recycling;};
Earth? Oh, it's obstructing my view of Venus.
Earthlings: Send more probes. The last one was delicious!
Earthly life is short -- aim carefully. Duncan Long
Earthman, the planet you lived on was paid for and run by mice
Earthmen fear to bargain honestly.
Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do
Earthquakes? We don't _have_ EARTHQUAKES in Mai...#$&*-#!~& NO CARRIER
Earthworm Jim proves you don't have to be handsome to be a super hero!
Earthworm Jim, the galaxie's mightiest invertebrate! - Earthworm Jim
Earthworms? Yea! tastes like chicken
Ease down, Thunder Cloud - Tom to his race car
Ease off, Angie... ease off... he's gone. -- Mindweb
Easier said than done, unless you're a stutterer
Easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing.
Easier to denature plutonium than the evil spirit of man
Easier to love all humanity than some neighbors
Easily amused, and laughing about it.
East Coast Resorts - by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett*
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities - By Cora Nell
East European lingerie shows - Tom on girl wrestlers
East German: "We are one nation!" West German: "We too!"
East Side Abortion Clinic: No Fetus can Beat Us!
East Timor is not an IndoAMnesia - Free Xanana Gusmao
East credit terms available. - Satan.
East is east... and let's keep it that way
East to West POW is best - and getting better!!
East to West POW is the Best!
Easter Bunny is dead...Eaten by Santa on Thanksgiving.
Easter Bunny's Peeves: Jewish kids who own BB guns
Easter cancelled - they found the body
Easter has been Cancled! They Found the Body!!!!!
Easter has been canceled folks. They found the body.
Easter has been canceled; they found the body.
Easter has been cancelled this year. They've found the body
Easter has been cancelled. They found the body!
Easter has been cancled this year; they found the body.
Easter is canceled this year - they've found the body
Easter is cancelled this year: They've found the body. (So is Christmas - they
Easter is cancelled this year: They've found the body. (So is Christmas - they found the father!)
Easter kit on sale now - two boards, three nails and a martyr.
Easter kit on sale now! Comes with 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easter kit! Comes Complete! 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easter's off, guys. They found the body.
EasternBarbecue:ifyoucantastethemeatsomeonegoofed
Easterners do it in the East.
Eastman-Kodak factory explodes!!! No film at eleven!
Eastroturf: n. The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
Easy 2400 modem upgrade--parts needed: 1 sledgehammer
Easy Action on Levity Ball.
Easy Credit Terms: Buy Now, Pay Forever! ...Satan
Easy Does It
Easy Does It - as long as It is in the slow lane
Easy Does It, can go a long way
Easy Does It. But Do It
Easy Duckman, I know over two hundered ways to kill a man. - Cornfed
Easy Street and The Narrow Way do not intersect
Easy Street is a blind alley.
Easy as 1, 2, 3! Just add water and...voila! Instant Chia Klingon!!
Easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846
Easy as 3.141592653589...
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust.
Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust....
Easy as teaching cats to march
Easy cookie recipe 1: Buy one bag Oreos. Eat
Easy cookie recipe - 1: Buy one bag of Oreo Double Stuffs
Easy cookie recipe 1: Buy one bag Oreos.
Easy credit terms available- Satan
Easy does it, this was only a joke!
Easy going on the Boeing
Easy is easy to say.
Easy list.
Easy now, try not to exert yourself. - Bashir
Easy on the bait, boyswe only got two worms. - Noah
Easy there, Chief. Bashir
Easy to find? - Its located near the William J. Clinton Ethics Academy
Easy to use is easy to say
Easy way to say NO: I'd love to, but it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People
Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!
Easy, now ... my imagination is too suggestable as it is!
Easy-open instructions inside box!
Easy: a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EasyRAR & RAR - Just good friends ... ;))
Eat A Queer Fetus For Jesus
Eat At Quark's
Eat CHILLI with 2 "L's" - it's the law in Illinois
Eat Crap! 10 Trillion flies can't be wrong.
Eat Dirt, Kong-like monstrocity! - EWJ
Eat Gaseous Worms - Russian anarchist chant, 17MAR92
Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway
Eat My Shorts
Eat Quadrotriticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat SPAM! Save the universe!!
Eat Some Fire, Scarecrow!
Eat Spam? All my intestines cried out at once!
Eat Triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
Eat Your Heart Out -- Dio
Eat a *MEAL*? Not me! Not when I'm on a roll, Modeming!
Eat a LIVE frog in the morning. Nothing worse can happen!
Eat a caramel brownie today.
Eat a live frog, every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you.
Eat a live frog. Your day can only get better.
Eat a live toad before breakfast and nothing worse will happen.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you that day
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day
Eat a prune. Start a movement.
Eat an animal rights activist and save a trapper's job.
Eat anti-matter, you space-dud!
Eat any good books lately -Q.
Eat any good books lately Micro-Brain? Q to Worf
Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q
Eat any good books lately?
Eat any good books lately? - Q (to Worf)
Eat any good books lately? -- Q in Star Trek NG
Eat any good books lately? ş Q
Eat any good books lately?- Q in Star Trek NG
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet
Eat at @F's
Eat at @TOFIRST@'s
Eat at Akbar and Jeff's Airport Snackbar
Eat at Honest Abdhul's Sushi Bar and Bait Shop.
Eat at Joe's Diner - One Million flies can't be wrong
Eat at Limbaugh's Chicken Diner! Serves only right wings.
Eat at Orville's.
Eat at Tippin's
Eat at Wintzell's Oyster House [605 Dauphin St.] in Mobile, Alabama.
Eat beans, and give the Clinton administration a 21-bun salute
Eat caribou: 200,000 wolves can't be wrong!
Eat cheese or die
Eat cheese or die! -- Wisconsin State Motto.
Eat cheese or die.
Eat chocolate before you whisper to a woman!
Eat cow dung - ten billion flies can't be wrong !
Eat dessert first
Eat dinner at the coffee table
Eat dirt, Everyone it the Vicinity! - Earthworm Jim
Eat dirt, noxious bulbous grotesquely breath-ed!! - Earthworm Jim
Eat dirt, pointy beaked squeeze head! - Earthworm Jim
Eat dirt, unhygienic lawbreaker! - Earthworm Jim
Eat dog doodoo 1st thing each day & nothing worse will happen 2 U all that day!
Eat doughnuts, for they are round and all things round are good.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet.
Eat drink and be merry! Tommorrow you may be in Utah
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow it might be illegal
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Eat enough and it will make you wise
Eat feathers fuzz ball! - Calvin
Eat figs and prunes - Start a movement!
Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.
Eat fish twice a week.
Eat flaming death Mr. Whipple!
Eat flaming death, Micro$oft mongrels !
Eat flaming death, minicomputer mongrels!
Eat flaming plasma death, Microsoft / IBM / Novell / Borland !
Eat flaming plasma death, Microsoft!
Eat floor.
Eat floor. High fiber. - Batman
Eat fork, buddy! - Crow as guy attacks w/forklift
Eat from the 4 food groups: caffeine, sugar, fat & starch.
Eat grass and live, or be a Hero and die!
Eat healthy foods, exercise regularly - and die anyway
Eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink, no sex, still die.
Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway.
Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
Eat healthy, exercise, and die anyways.
Eat healthy, stay fit, and die anyway
Eat ice cream for breakfast
Eat it today. Tomorrow it will be bad for your health
Eat it today. Tomorrow it will be carcinogenic
Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud.
Eat it. -A. Yankovic
Eat it. Its good - Crow as guy holds up mic to mouth
Eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.
Eat lead, space pansy!!
Eat magic death drow scum! (Said while a prisoner of the drow)
Eat mo possum
Eat more Possum!
Eat more fruit said Tom, with aplomb.
Eat more gnocci!
Eat more sheep. 10,000 coyotes can't be wrong
Eat my Jockey briefs.
Eat my Offroads, Motorist Scum!
Eat my dust. -- overheard in a Crocus sativus field.
Eat my facts, and pulling the truth
Eat my food, drink my beer... just don't mess with my tagline.
Eat my grape jelly.
Eat my jet fuel, mom! - Crow
Eat my porridge if you must but stay away from my modem! Mama Bear
Eat my revolution, blue monkey! El Seed to The Tick
Eat my rockets and die !
Eat my shorts! - Bart
Eat my shorts! -- Bart Simpson
Eat my shorts, man!
Eat my shorts. Walter Matthau
Eat now, for tomorrow I diet.
Eat now? -- Larry Kubiak
Eat oatmeal...Turn your brains into mush.
Eat of the wholesome things and perform virtuous deeds.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day
Eat or be eaten. Hmmm. The law of the jungle?
Eat or be eaten. I love the law of the jungle!
Eat out, gain weight, adjust the scale to compensate.
Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway.
Eat prune yogurt for that "get up and go" feeling.
Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!
Eat quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Eat quatro-triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong!
Eat right and exercise...you die anyway.
Eat right, exercise ... and ... die anyway
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway
Eat right, exercise every day, die anyway.
Eat right, exercise regularly, and die anyway
Eat right, exercise, and die anyway.
Eat right, exercise...die anyway.
Eat right, get lots of exercise... die anyway.
Eat right, keep fit and die anyway!
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat right, stay in shape, and die anyway
Eat right. Exercise. Wear your seat belt. Die anyway.
Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway!
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. Deep Thoughts
Eat right...Keep fit...Die anyway
Eat s#!t! 10 billion flies can't be wrong
Eat s***. 500 billion flies can't be wrong
Eat s*it and die, gato! - Vaquero makes a kill
Eat sh*t -- 500 billion flies can't be wrong!
Eat sheep. 20,000 coyote's can't be wrong!
Eat sloppy in, eat sloppy out
Eat the Rich
Eat the box? No, we build a boat! Then eat the box! - Pinky
Eat the melon and be happy - Funboy
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy: J Dahlmers
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
Eat the rich, then take all their money- Darkwood
Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the women ---Axl Rose
Eat the young!
Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others. - Benjamin Franklin
Eat tongue???.. But it's been in someone else's mouth!!!
Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion Tribble can't be wrong!
Eat well, exercise daily and die anyway.
Eat well, exercise, and die anyway
Eat well, stay fit and die anyways
Eat well, stay fit and die!
Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway!
Eat whales!
Eat what you like and let the food fight it out -- Mark Twain
Eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside... (Twain)
Eat what you want-your choice is irrelevant -Smorgasborg
Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever
Eat with your knife! Forks always leak
Eat yoghurt and become cultured
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Eat yogurt and get some culture.
Eat your biscuits like God intended
Eat your bits in small bytes, or better, just nibble!
Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark!
Eat your cereal with a fork, and do your homework in the dark. - Christian Slater "Pump Up The Volume"
Eat your gagh before it dies.
Eat your grits like God intended
Eat your heart out on a plastic tray. -Sex Pistols
Eat your heart out, Ann Miller! -- Columbia
Eat your heart out, JMS.--Ted Brengle
Eat your honey, 99 million bears can't be all wrong!
Eat your import and save food for real people
Eat your oatmeal! - Wilfred Brimley
Eat your soup. - Romulan waitress
Eat your vegatables.
Eat your wheaties!
Eat your words, Riker. :-) Your ship crashed with you in command.
Eat, Drink and Be Merry....for tomorrow we DIET!
Eat, Drink, And Be Merry For Tomorrow We Diet!
Eat, Sleep & Complain: Nice to be 15
Eat, Sleep, Eat & Complain: ...Nice to be 16
Eat, drink and be Irish
Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we shall diet!
Eat, drink and be merry ... [you know the rest]
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we Tagline.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you'll be hungover
Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you diet.
Eat, drink, & be merry, for tomorrow we DIET
Eat, drink, and be guilty.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we die - Dave Matthews Band
Eat, drink, and beat Larry - Moe Howard
Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow you may be married
Eat, sleep, FISH!
Eat,drink & be merry;for tomorrow we don't!(What'ja expect? Poetry?)
Eat... Sleep... Trace my roots
Eaten all up! I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
Eating - What is the one thing Rush Limbaugh truly does well
Eating Bananas Can Give You an Earache, Claim Mexican Physicians
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia
Eating Limes Can Give You a Backache, Say Japanese Vetrinarians
Eating a jalepeno without heat is like dancing with your sister.
Eating a meal sixty times a minute = one millisecon
Eating an anchovy is like eating an eyebrow.
Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation
Eating crow is no fun, the sharp bones deflate your head
Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work
Eating doesn't make you fat. Marriage does.
Eating fish is good for the brain.
Eating horse pussy is "ponylingus."
Eating is social, but when you diet you diet alone. - Garfield
Eating kittens is just plain, plain wrong! - The Tick
Eating makes you go to the bathroom
Eating my underpants is even less funny than eating my trousers!
Eating people is WRONG! -- The Reluctant Cannibal
Eating pie floaters with dead 'orse is ocker. Dinky di bloody ocker!
Eating pork makes you stupid.
Eating porridge is a gruelling experience
Eating prairie oysters takes balls
Eating radium has strange results, Tom said brightly.
Eating the Pope's nose is sacrilege!
Eating too many Pasture Puffies is bad for your health. [Hef's TV]
Eating turkey! Eating cornbread! - Crow's square dance
Eating uranium can cause atomic ache
Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly.
Eating uranium makes me feel funny, sZfOom glowingly.
Eating uranium makes me feel funny, said Orville glowingly
Eating uranium makes me feel funny. Tom said glowingly
Eating veggies=vegetarian; Jeffrey Dahlmer=Humanitarian??
Eating well is an excellent revenge
Eating without conversation is only stoking. - Marcelene Cox
Eating yeast waste is enough to give Americans the collywobbles.
Eating yogurt will give you culture
Eats anything and loves children!
Eau Rouge: The very best corner in all of racing
Eau d'Odo: Lwaxana's favorite splash-on.
Ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo
Ebony and ivory...live together in perfect harmony
Ecapsrebyc...Cyberspace as seen by dyslexics.
Ecarey, Do you "Honor those the Dragon's heed"?
Ecarey, never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
Ecce homo, ergo elk
Ecce illa mammeata
Ecce illa mammeata......Look at the hooters on that one.
Ecclesiastical Infractions - by Cardinal Sin
Ecclesiasticism in science is only unfaithfulness to truth. - Thomas H. Huxley
Echew Obfuscation!
Echo 3 to echo 7, @F ol' buddy, you read me?
Echo Mail is my life ... Oh god, somebody shoot me!
Echo This is not a pipe. | cat - &gt;/dev/tty.
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Echo Trek: To boldly go off topic where no one has gone before.
Echo Trek: To boldly go Off Topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
Echo harmony...You play the symbols and I'll bang the drams
Echo mail... Echo mail... Echo mail... Echo mail... Echo
Echo mailEcho mailEcho mailEcho mailEcho
Echo messages show mental age, not physical age.
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POLICY
Echo y|DEL C:\*.*
Echo...echo
Echo...echo...
Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word
EchoAnimaniacs&lt;-&gt;TrekSpecialist!
EchoCardassianWithABigBlackDisrupter&lt;SINGE&gt;
EchoDS9MemberDon'tCloseTheWormholeAndQ'sSpecialAssistant!
EchoDS9StationSecurityForceDeputyEarRingCodeEagleLoopStar
EchoKlingon - The true ultimate warrior {{:-
EchoKlingon, EchoBlack & Keeper of TREKSONGS, EGAIB/FDS (EchoDemiGhod)
EchoMail (ek-o-mael) n. A recipe distribution system
EchoMail doesn't exist; Sysops type all this in!
EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system
EchoMail: A recipe distribution system.
EchoMindlesslyViolentSociopath.
EchoNetics: The power of electronic brain control.
EchoSemiDemiDiscouragedGhod
EchoTaglines:JustBrokeThe10,000TaglineLimit!
EchoTermRelatorEmeritus
EchoVisciousSociopath.
EchoVoyKesKisserdAndB'ElannaHugger
EchoWDSTListenerAndAlternativeNationWatcher
Echoes between the ears.
Echoes sounding in this rock cage will not be those of happy fishing.
Echoland - Give us your best taglines!
Echomail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!!
Echomail is the grit of the mind's eye
Echomail: Make an international fool of yourself, free!
Echomail: cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as reliable.
Ecky Ecky Ecky pTANG Bing whing prrn zhrrn-wup
Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Ecky-Pikang-Zoom-Boing-Mumble-Mumble
Ecky-ecky-ecky p'tang! ZOOOOOP-Boing! Ni! Ni!
Eclair! My favorite creampuff! What flavor is your filling? - D.Maus
Eclamptic - an 'E' shaped tool used in woodworking
Eco-Tag! - Better for the Environment!
Ecologists DO IT with renewable resources
Ecologists DO IT the long way
Ecologists DO IT the long way
Ecologists DO IT with renewable energy
Ecology is the science of everything.Nobody knows everything. - PJ O'R
Ecology is the science of everything.Nobody knows everything. - PJ O'R
Ecology is the science of everything.Nobody knows everything. - PJ O'R
Ecology is the study of who eats whom.
Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions
Economic Depression -- Feeling I get on Payday!
Economic reform
Economics from someone who spends $200 for a cheap haircut?
Economics is a form of brain damage. - David Suzuki
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. John Kenneth Galbraith
Economics is not dependent on politics for its success
Economics teachers do it with interest
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ... -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
Economics? From a guy who pays $200 for a haircut?
Economist /n/ someone God created to make astrologers look good.
Economists DO IT at bliss point.
Economists DO IT cyclically.
Economists DO IT on demand.
Economists DO IT risk-free (in reference to risk-free interest rate).
Economists DO IT with a dual.
Economists DO IT with crystal balls.
Economists DO IT with interest
Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest
Economists do it at bliss point.
Economists do it cyclically.
Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box.
Economists do it on demand.
Economists do it with a dual.
Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
Economists do it with indifference
Economists do it with inflation.
Economists do it with interest.
Economists do it with supply and demand.
Economy Size means large in soap and small in automobiles
Economy bagpipes: Squeeze cat and pull its tail.
Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis
Economy is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it
Economy is half the battle of life; it is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well. - Spurgeon
Economy is of itself a great revenue. - Cicero
Economy isn't in a recession, it's "growth-challenged"
Economy makes men independent.
Ecstasy is Happiness with its clothes off
Ecstasy is lived mostly in purple dinosaur shapes!
Ecstasy is when Fantasy becomes Reality
Ecstasy: Discovering a second layer of chocolates under the first
Ecstatic. -- Jafar
Ect.; The abbreviation for Ick settera!
Ed (Still Off His Trolley) London
Ed Asner on ukelele - Mike
Ed Asner on ukelele-- Mike Nelson
Ed Chigliak in spaaaaaaace!
Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. (BOOT TO THE HEAD)
Ed McMahon just called me. Said I owed him $10 million
Ed McMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"
Ed McMahon says I may OWE him 10 Million Dollars!!
Ed Meloan - U.S. FastEcho Registrations
Ed Meloan - U.S. RA Non-Commercial Registrations
Ed Meloan - U.S./Canada RA Shareware Registrations
Ed Norton's Utilities says, "Looks like a FAT problem."
Ed Stutsman: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs.
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent
Ed Wood caught wearing a dress? AGAIN? - Crow T. Robot
Ed Wood caught wearing a dress? AGAIN? -Crow on headlines
Ed Wood looks GREAT in panty hose - Crow
Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this - Crow T. Robot
Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this picture!
Ed Wood mustered up all his incompetence for this. -- Crow
Ed Wood? Nooooooooo!
Ed Wood?!? Nooooooooo! - Mike & Bots
Ed Wynn's def. of perpetual motion:a cow drinking a pail of milk
Ed in vece del fandango, una marcia per il fango
Ed! You waiting for those drapes to hang themselves? -Nadine
Ed's Radiator Shop: The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak
Ed, Go see who's at the door -Last words RUSTY & EDDIE's
Ed, go see who's at the door - Rusty's last words
Ed, go see who's at the door. * Last words at RUSTY and EDIE'S BBS.
Ed, go see who's at the door. Last words at Rusty & Eddie's BBS.
Ed: It's all right, Willa. They don't all talk and draw pictures
EdMcMahon of Borg - "YOU may already be assimilated!"
Edam - The cheese that's made backwards.
Edam is made backwards.
Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards.
Eddie "Hot Stuff" Gilbert, Jerry "Crusher" Blackwell, R.I.P.
Eddie + Modem = Leeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh!
Eddie Haskell to the Pharaohs: Let my people go.
Eddie Murphy's Zucchini-Throwing Mama: &lt;ZING!&gt; &lt;OUCH!&gt; Call 911!
Eddie had never seen such hate and fear combined in human eyes
Eddie is a tender subject. Would you like another piece?
Eddie nodded. They went to their war. - Stephen King
Eddie pulled the trigger and vaporized Tricks from the eyebrows up
Eddie recoiled: this man was dead and didn't know it. - DT II
Eddie wanted to jitter and jive. Eddie wanted to hop and bop
Eddie was a lot of things, and a lot of them were not nice. - DT II
Eddie! What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
Eddie's one of our prize students - we're giving him away next week.
Eddie? That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?
Eddie? Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh
Eddies in the space-time continuum
Edgar Allen Poe: I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe
Edgar F. Shannon, Jr., Pres. Univ. of Virginia, was an Eagle Scout.
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "A Zucchini tapping at my chamber door."
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "Quoth the Zucchini, nevermore."
Edgar Zucchini Poe: "The Tell-Tale Zucchini." &lt;THUMP THUMP&gt;
Edgar Zucchini Poe: A Zucchini tapping at my chamber doo\
Edgar Zucchini Poe: Quoth the Zucchini, nevermore.
Edgar Zucchini Poe: The Tell-Tale Zucchini. &lt;THUMP THUMP&gt;
Edge and Christian of Borg: Prepare to totally reek of awesomeness.
Edible proof that authentic doesn't necessarily mean delicious.
Edie gave me VD, took my CD and left town
Edie's last words, "Rusty, who's knocking at the door?"
Edison!!! Watch out for that gate........&lt;CRASH!&gt; (Never mind!)
Edistys on liikett„ siihen suuntaan, jonka min„ hyv„ksyn
Edit like the frozen tundra. --Pam Hart
Edit, Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, #@$!, Ctrl+Alt+Del
Edit, compile, curse. Re-edit, recompile, recurse
Edit, save, exit, assemble, link, run, curse, reboot
Edit, save, exit, compile, link, run, curse, Ctrl-Alt-Del
Edit, save, exit, compile, link, run, curse, reboot
Edit. Compile. Link. Run. Curse. Boot
Edit. Assemble. Link. Run. Curse. Boot
Edited for television.
Edited to conform to WildNet anti-flame rule.
Edith Keeler: Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes
Edith, stifle yourself!
Editied For Brevity
Editing is a bad day. Have a sentence out
Editing is a rewording activity.
Editing peoples TagLines has been called a most "re-wording" activity.
Edito, ergo boom -
Edito, ergo boom - I eat, therefore I expand.
Editor: Manuscriptivore
Editor: Not talented enough to write. See Critic
Editor: One who makes a long story short
Editorials neither soliticed, nor accepted
Editors do it until it fits.
Editors do it with a magic pencil.
Edlin...The kindergarten of word processors.
Edmund's cure to forgetfulness is...err...uhh..hmmm
Edna, fight you with us on the morrow? -King Richard
Edon wen a?
Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak.
Edsil Murphy OF THERMODYNAMICS - Things get worse under pressure
Educate men without religion and you make them but clever devils
Educate to elevate.
Educate, Not Legislate! Free Will and Informed People!
Educate. DON'T legislate! - Mr. S. Wolf
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation
Educating a woman is like handing a knife to a monkey. - Hindu proverb
Educating a woman is like pouring honey over a fine Swiss watch. It stops working. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Education - Pounding abstract ideas into hard heads.
Education President: How about doing something with Dan?
Education and love: The main roads to a better world.
Education can cause a woman's uterus to shrivel.
Education can train, but cannot create intelligence. - Edward M. Salt
Education can train, but not create, intelligence. - E. Sait
Education cannot be substituted for intelligence
Education confers understanding, knowledge, and competence; schools confer degrees
Education cuts don't heal!!!
Education definition 1: The ability to describe a bathing beauty without using your hands. - Leo Rosten
Education definition 2: What you must acquire without interference from your schooling. - Mark Twain
Education helps earning capacity. Ask any college professor
Education is NOT the responsibility of the state.
Education is Power...Joy is Vulnerability - Gul Ducat
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J. Peter
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. -Norman Douglas
Education is an admirable thing,but it is well to remember from time to time
Education is helping the child realize his potentialities.- E. Fromm
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin
Education is more than the accumulation of facts
Education is not filling a bucket but lighting a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Education is not the filling of a pail but the lighting of a fire. --William Butler Yeats
Education is power. Joy is vulnerability. -Dukat
Education is priceless and expensive
Education is that which allows you to get into more intelligent trouble
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper. - Robert Frost
Education is the best defence against the media.
Education is the best defense against the media and the government
Education is the best hope for a drug-free America.
Education is the best provision for old age. Aristotle
Education is the one investment that means more for our future.
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine
Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. -- Irsin Edman
Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.
Education is the transmission of civilization
Education is the vaccine for violence. - Edward James Olmos
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgot.
Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it
Education is... hanging around until you catch up -ROBERT FROST
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. Lord Brougham
Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the mem
Education teaches rules; Experience teaches exceptions
Education teaches us not how to earn money, but how to enjoy it.
Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate.
Education will never become as expensive as ignorance
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes
Education, n. That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. Ambrose Bierce
Education, not experience, comes from reading fine print.
Education: How come we have smart bombs and dumb kids?
Education: A debt due from present to future generations. - G. Peabody
Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts. - Real live resume statement
Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984. - Real live resume statement
Education: What's left over after you've forgotten the facts
Education: it remains after you forget what you learned
Education: not filling a pail, but lighting of a fire
Education: pounding abstract ideas into hard heads.
Education: whats left after you've forgotten the facts
Educational Tagline: A is for Application; B is for Byte;
Edward Everrett Horton? Gentleman Jim Reeves? -- TV's Frank
Edward Hopper's Night Dorks - Tom
Edward Hopper's `Night Dorks'! -- Tom Servo
Edward Lear wouldn't have made it as a sex therapist.
Edward Scissorhands has jock itch!
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
Edward should AVOID mines! - Larry
Edward's Law: If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done
Edwin Graves P.O. Box 591 Grapevine, TX 76099 (817)
Edwin Graves &lt;N5XLM&gt; P.O. Box 761 Bedford, TX 76095 (8
Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
Edwin, beam me up another Blue Wave message
Edwin, beam me up! But I don't have the power
Edwin, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home. - Odo
Eeaaks! There's a dead animal on my dish!
Eearth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
Eediot, Don't You Recognise President Willard P. Filmore! - Ren.
Eeee
Eeee! DINGOS!! - The Tick
Eeeech ! Someone spilled carpal all over my keyboard
EeeeeeeeUP!!! Bowling for buzzards!!! Pumbaa
Eeeeeerrrggghhh... I've been FISHED to death!!!
EeeeewWwwwwWWWwwww... that's disgusting!!!!
Eeeerrrruuuetch - The cat, (after eating poisoned kippers)
Eeeeuw! You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
Eeeew...I stepped in something GUI!
Eeeeww! Dog Water!
Eeeewww! Mutant spit! - Earthworm Jim
Eeeewww, yuck! |-)
Eeeewww. You sick little monkey. --Ren
Eeeewwww! --Anyone
Eeeewwwwwww...the very *thought* makes ya pull yer cheeks together
Eeek!! eeeek Squeek! - Dolphin jokes
Eeek!!! Peeping dragon!!! -Animaniacs
Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to speak... Hi Yaw'll
Eeentahvesting. - Anna Steven
Eeew, like, I knew I should have made him pay in advance! - Shirley
Eeeyoo! Looks like God snagged - Crow on meteor storm
Eeez beeg trouble for moose & sqvirrel
Eef you need something feexed, I'm Spayed. - Ren Hoek as Sam Spayed,
Eek A Mouse really IS a reggae act
Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee
Een schip op het strand is een baken in zee.[A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.] - Dutch Proverb
Eeney-meeney, chili-beanie, the spirits are about to speak
Eenie weenie chilly beany, the spirits are about to speak
Eenie, Meenie, Minie,..Hey MOE! [BLAM] &lt;Riggs&gt;
Eenie... meenie... miney... Hey Moe!
Eenk ym no enilgaT a htiw amabalA morf emoc I
Eenter your tagline here
Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
Eeny meeny, jelly beanie, the spirits are about to speak. - Bullwinkle Moose
Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!
Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak! -- Bullwinkle Moose
Eep! Lions and tagliners and bears, oh my!
Eesti Express esitab: Kevadhit 1996!
Eeuuuww! You mean you actually talk on the phone?
Eeverything is proceeding as I have forseen
Eeyore frets...Owl pontificates...Piglet hesitates...Pooh just is!
Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
Eez beeg trouble for moose and squirrel
Eez beeg trouble for moose and squirrel... - Boris & Natasha
Eez been trouble for moose and squirrel
Eff the ineffable, scru the inscrutable.
Effective Gun Control = Keep muzzle pointed at target
Effective Help Files by WORDSMITH - CIS71334,2065
Effective crime control starts with politician control
Effective gun control: keeping muzzle pointed at target.
Effective gun control; use two hands.
Efficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
Efficiency is the ability to do a job well plus the desir
Efficiency is the ability to do a job well plus the desire to do it better
Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
Efficient programmes safe hex at every opportunity
Efficient solution
Efficient. -Kosh
Efined in the reader's SETUP menu (used as an alternate way to select
Egad Brain! Isn't @N@ a human?
Egad Brain! Isn't @N@ a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't Scott McCollough a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't Todd Charlton a human?
Egad Brain! Isn't @F a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't @TO@ a human?
Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't Kris Hughes a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human? - Pinky
Egad Brain! This is better than a DuckTales episode! - Pinky
Egad an adage!
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain! - Pinky
Egad! You astound me, Brain!
Egad! Zounds! Gadzooks! Odds Bodkins!
Egad! A crumb, an errant particle? I am besmirched!- The Tick
Egad! Alas! A salad age!
Egad! How many languages do you people speak? - Tick, to Eclair
Egad! I can *feel* my mind boggling
Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain! - Pinky
Egad! You astound me, Brain! That's a simple task, Pinky.
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* - Pinky
Egad, Brain! Isn't @TOFIRST@ a human? - Pinky
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZORT* - Pinky
Egad, I believe I've blown another synapse.
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
Egad, man, what's the point?! - The Tick about room temperature fire
Egads! Is NOBODY safe 'round here? - Dire Wolf
Egads! Who would ever want a FULL 64k? - Steve Jobs
EgagguL noIrrac hTiW yLf ylNo serutlUv
Egg & spam; egg, bacon & spam; egg, bacon, sausage & spam
Egg-Laying Giant Space Hamster.
Egg-laden rabbit who jumps off bridges: the Easter Bungee.
Egg: Premature chicken
Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty.
Eggheads of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenson
Eggs are aborted chickens.
Eggs fried in tequila for breakfast after an all night party!
Eggs look funny til you crack them.
Eggs superglued to refrigerator egg shelf. Delete children (Y/N) ?
Eggs, bacon, soap, toilet paper...that'll do it. ş Geordi
Eggs: $1.29. Ski mask: $15. Britney Spears tickets: $54. Egging America's pop princess: Priceless!
Eggses! EGGSES it is! - Gollum
Eggses! EGGSES it is! - Gollum
Egnatrs yrev kool sgniht.
Ego Gratification through Violence
Ego Julius Caesar Borgorum. Vedi, Vidi, Assimilati
Ego hatebo latinae taglineae!
Ego makes us believe evolution is moving up
Ego makes us conclude evolution is moving UP
Ego trip? Bon voyage!
Ego: Something which enables people to bear living with t
Egoista - prdi iz sopstvenog zadovoljstva.
Egomaniacs don't go around talking about other people.
Egon...Here's your mucus
Egotesticle: Thinking you're more studly than you are.
Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. - Barbara Stanwyck
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.&lt;F. Leahy&gt;
Egotism is the drug that soothes the pain of stupidity
Egotism: Doing a crossword puzzle with a pen.
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Egotist: A person more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: Someone who is always me-deep in conversation.
Egotist: A person more interested in himself than you!
Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
Egotist: A person with an I problem.
Egotist: Always me-deep in conversation. (ie: Rush L.)
Egotist: One who is me-deep in conversation
Egotist: Someone more interested in himself than in me.
Egotist: Someone who is always me-deep in conversation.
Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himsel
Egotist: a person who plays too big a part in his own life.
Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Egotist: somebody who doesn't think of me
Egotists DO IT better than anyone else
Egotists are people too.. --Jimmy Kitchens
Egotists: People more interested in themselves than in me
Egyptian back doctors are cairopractors.
Egyptian plumbing students major in Pharoh Faucets.
Egyptian tourists don't die -- they go senile.
Egyptians worshipped cats, and cats have not forgotten!
Eh &lt;=====learning to speak canadian
Eh Mister can we have our ball back?
Eh Mister, are you nursing a broken heart, then?
Eh what?
Eh, @TOFIRST@! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!
Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!
Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere! - Monty Python
Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere!
Eh, Drop a dime Give me a call... Loss in the world of unreality
Eh, I'll fill it anyway! (BORG will be last.)
Eh, ICE CREAM HEADACHE!!! - The Tick
Eh, What's up doc?
Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?
Eh, is the earth flat? Fred Flintstone
Eh, look at that talent.
Eh, pardon me for asking, but who's that little old man?
Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh - Thhhhthat's all, Folks! Ä Porky Pig
Eh... could you repeat the question a few times? - Butthead
Eh? That's an interesting trick! How'd you do that?
Eh? &lt;---- LookI'm learning to speak Canadian.
Eh? We're loosing windows?? Yay!!!
Ehdoin tahdoin saada lapset lukemaan
Ehh ... we've evolved. - Ren
Ehhh... What's up, @TFName? - Bugs Bunny
Ehhh... What's up, doc? - Bugs Bunny.
Ehhh...What's up, @TOFIRST@? - Bugs Bunny
Ehhh...What's up, Helen? --Bugs Bunny.
Ehhh...What's up, Orville? --Bugs Bunny.
Ehhhh, stuff it. - Slappy
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Ehrman's Commentary Things will get worse before they will get better
Ehrman's Commentary Things will get worse before they will get better. Who said things would get better?
Ei 'Aaniigoo 'Ahoot'e -- The X-Files
Eight megs, three hard drives, and an attitude
Eight of one, half a dozen of the other
Eight out of five schizophrenics agree!
Eight pawns short of a gambit.
Eight strong men died to bring you this tagline!
Eight weeks painting the ship! - Rimmer
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, an it harm none, do what ye will
Eight years of hard labour now seems suddenly to fade away. We stand
Eighty isn't old, if you're a tree.
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees. -- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
Eighty percent of success is showing up. --Woody Allen
Eighty-five cents for the soundtrack
Eighty-five cents for the soundtrack. -- Mike Nelson
Eileen once entered a beauty contest, and they fined her a hundred dollars
Eileen: Girl with one leg
Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Bubba! Jail to the Chief!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Feuher Clinton: The final solution!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fšhrer Hillary!
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Win Feuher. CLINTON: The final solution
Ein Volk, ein Wagen, ein Volkswagen!
Ein unntz Leben ist ein frher Tod.
Einhorn is a man! Einhorn is a *man*! Oh my GOD! -- Ace Ventura
Einhorn is a man! Oh my GOD! - Ace Ventura
Einstein Cat's Feline Theory of Relativity: C=AT2
Einstein did this when he was in high school. --about a homework problem
Einstein got bad grades...and mine are *worse*! :)
Einstein has "I before E" wrong in his own name, twice!
Einstein never said it was real, he said it was thoretical
Einstein on a Pentium: E = MC^(1.9999999999999999998).
Einstein was a relative genius.
Einstein's mother must have been one heck of a physicist. -- Joseph C. Wang
Einstein's my brother. He's the good looking one.
Einstein's the one who gave God the dice.
Einstein: Imagination is more important than knowledge
Einstien is relatively dead.
Einy meiny meiny moe . . . DAMN, I shoulda picked the other one
Einy meiny meiny moe....DARN, I shoulda picked the other
Einy meiny mieny moe . . . DAMN, I shoulda picked the other one
Eip„ en„„ sulake pala, kun laitoin rautanaulan
Eisen on Blair - "God, I love that boy's spunk!"
Eisenfaust - German for Dead Protagonist
Eisenhower told me never to trust a Communist. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!
Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
Either GREP and GROK, or GROPE and GRIPE
Either I"m dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx"s last words
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. - last words of Groucho Marx
Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped. Groucho Marx's last words
Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo
Either I'm going to kill him, or I'm starting to like him.
Either die in the vacuum of space, or tell me how good my poem was!
Either don''t attempt it, or go through with it
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either he is dead, or very, very, very sleepy.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Either he's dead, Jim, or my Tricorder is running AmigaDos
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is running MS-DOS
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is running Windows
Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is.
Either he's dead, Jim, or my watch has stopped.
Either he's nine feet tall or that's a tiny door. -- Crow
Either it's an illusion or Spielberg's head exploded.
Either its the Forth of July... or somebody is trying to kill us!
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Either man is obsolete or war is. -Buckminster Fuller
Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble.
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both are not. - Kirk
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not. -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark"
Either one of us, by himself, is expendable. Both of us are not.- Kirk
Either run with the big dogs or stay on the porch
Either that or it's a complete hoax invented by regulars in this echo.
Either that or you dont wash your feet enough.
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. - last words of Oscar Wilde
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde"s last words
Either there is no god, or it appreciates irreverence
Either there's a smoke bomb going off or Orville is adding toner again.
Either these curtains go or I go - Tom's pithy quote
Either these curtains go or I go. -- Tom's Servo
Either this man is dead or his watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx
Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. &lt;Groucho Marx&gt;
Either this man's dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either this person is DEAD, or my watch has stopped!
Either this wallpaper goes or I do. - Oscar Wilde - Famous Last Words
Either way I'm scared to try it - Calvin
Either way, I've always respected you. - Franklin
Either way, there's not much time left. - Sheridan
Either we're under attack Sir, or we're having a disco
Either you buy me a bike or I'll get myself adopted.
Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull. - Ivanova
Either, and DON'T wannabe], I'm making *YOU* the first person to
Ej! Jel treba nekome glumac za pornice?
Ej, Manuel, strasilo se vratilo i kaze da te se ne plasi.
Eject...eject...eject...flameout !
Ejecting! - Sheridan
Ejection seat mechanics can kick the C.O's butt and get away with it.
Ejector seats in helicopters.
Ejectrode, n. - Object used to eject a stuck floppy disk
Ekky-Ekky-Ekky P'Tang! ZOOOOOP-Boing! Ni! Ni!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang,zoom-Boing,z'nourrwringnmmm
Ekskluzivna slika jetija na 10000 m ----&gt;.&lt;----
El Crow Robotus
El Crow Robotus - Mike on hierglyphs that look like Crow
El Crow Robotus -- Mike Nelson
El Ed majors teach it by example.
El Gigante of Borg: Resistance is useless, I wan da belt!
El Kabong will kill it! - Mike on guy with guitar
El Kabong!
El Nino Made Me Do It
El Ni¤o's comin'! El Ni¤o's comin'! Run for your lives!
El Tagline Bandito says: "Betcha can't steal just one"!!
El amor es un camino que de repente aparece
El dondo cinemato es la preparo in moto con brio - Joel
El gato, e'moto a'moto! - Crow
El la Placido Domingo, ay Carmen Miranda - Crow
El miedo es una c rcel sin rejas
El moto brio ay chile con carne este tu Jose Puervo -Crow
El original es infiel a la traduccion. --Borges.
El que no se aventura no cruza el mar.
El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.
El trabajo bien hecho no tiene fronteras ....
Elaine, he's a...he's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo. - Jerry, on Tony
Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates. - Jerry Seinfeld
Elaris has smiled on me. Elaris? Patron of gamblers - Londo
Elbmow er'uoy rebmemer! Elbmow er'uoy rebmemer!
Elbonics: Two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elbonics: The actions of two people fighting for one armrest.
Elbow room, elbow room, got to got to get us some elbow room!
Elbow sex!
Elderly Man River, that Golden Years Man River
Elderly ladies with attitude
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Elders surgery menu: (C)hant (S)calp (V)oodoo pins (A)ssimilate!?
Elders: A clown in the Bungling Bros, Rodham and Billy Circus
Eldrad MUST live!
Eleanor Rigby sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
Eleanor Roosevelt's ghost spoke to me too: She said Clinton's no FDR.
Eleanor, Call 911. Bob Schroeck is trying to come out of my navel!
Eleanor, Call 911. Erik Estrada is trying to come out of my navel!
Elec Eng's do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Elect Bill Gates President!
Elect George Jetson President in 1992!
Elect Republicans. Get bubba to endorse the Democrat!
Elect Ted Kennedy--as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill Clinton's chauffeur!
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur
Elect Warf in '96 : A candidate with HONOR!
Elect me to Parliament. I`ve never bounced a check!
Elect us, sucker: we'll make Brian Mulroney blush!!
Elected officials are hired temps, "WE THE PEOPLE" rule
Electical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Election 1992: You haven't seen excessive spending yet!
Election Campaign 1996: Criminals for Clinton
Election Day 1992, The night the American Dream Died
Election campaigning - Foreplay before you get screwed
Election once made, and plea witnessed, suffers not a recall
Election time is that period when politicians get
Election? One of those deals where they close the bars? - Barney
Elections come and go, but politics are always with us
Elections that can be bought are not free
Elections:Advance auctions of stolen goods _ H.L. Mencken
Electra, - The apple of her daddy's eye
Electric Aunt Jemima, Goddess of Love, khaki maple buckwheats
Electric Borg: Resistance is futile, voltage is futile, current is futile
Electric Chair Choice.....Regular or Extra Crispy?
Electric Dreams--&gt;Edgar--&gt;Do NOT pour Champange on your computer!
Electric Sheep? hmmmm....That opens up a whole new avenue of
Electric chair choices: Regular or Extra Crispy?
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
Electrical Engineering: We make the things that make technicians swear
Electrical Engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse.
Electrical Engineers do it till it Hz...
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time.
Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less r
Electrical Engineers do it with super position.
Electrical Engineers offer less resistance.
Electrical Engineers resonate until it hertz.
Electrical Repair: Lets us remove your shorts.
Electrical Wiring Made Easy - By A. C. Deesey
Electrical engineers DO IT on an impulse
Electrical engineers DO IT with faster rise time
Electrical engineers DO IT with large capacities.
Electrical engineers DO IT with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical engineers DO IT with more power and at higher frequency
Electrical engineers DO IT with super position.
Electrical engineers deal with current events.
Electrical engineers do it 'till it Hz.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Electrical engineers do it without shorts
Electrical storm in your veins
Electrician - Person who wires for money
Electrician's breakfast - ohmlettes. - Raymond D. Love
Electrician's daughter, But she light up half the town
Electrician's daughter, but she had good connections
Electrician's do it without shorts!
Electrician's epitaph: His death was a shock to everyone including him.
Electrician. A switch doctor.
Electrician: person who wires for money.
Electricians DO IT 'til it hertz
Electricians DO IT until it Hz.
Electricians DO IT with a charge!
Electricians DO IT with a spark.
Electricians are interested in current affairs
Electricians are live wires!
Electricians are qualified to remove anyone's shorts!
Electricians are shocking people
Electricians check your shorts.
Electricians do it 'til it Hz.
Electricians do it in hot boxes!
Electricians do it just to plug it in
Electricians do it just to shock
Electricians do it til it Hz.
Electricians do it until it Hertz.
Electricians do it until it Hz.
Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
Electricians do it with a charge!
Electricians do it with cable!
Electricians do it with shorts.
Electricians do it with spark.
Electricians do it without shorts!
Electricians do things that shock people
Electricians find it shocking
Electricians get into people's shorts.
Electricians get into your shorts.
Electricians keep up with current events
Electricity comes from electrons; morality comes from morons
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles
Electricity spelled backwards is yticirtceleù
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats together.
Electricity was invented by rubbing ferrets up the wrong way.
Electricity: the high priest of false security.
Electrifying puns for static minds
Electrocardiograph: a ticker tape
Electrochemists have greater potential.
Electrocuted Chinaman: Hufukiwallsocket
Electrocuted tribble: #
Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Electroencephalographically challenged.
Electroholic ohm is too many & a trillion isnt enough-Tom
Electrolyte - lights used for disco dancing
Electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations,
Electron microscopists DO IT 100,000 times
Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
Electronic Engineers deal with current events
Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot?
Electronic Life = Warranty + 1 day
Electronic Technicians do it with no shorts.
Electronic Techs do it till it Hertz
Electronic dart boards were invented just for blondes.
Electronic microorganism - computer virus.
Electronic publishing: What's my lino?
Electronics Technicians do it without shorts.
Electronics: Life's a glitch, and then you fry
Electrons DIED for this?!--David K. M. Klaus
Electrons are escaping!!!Press the damn off button!!
Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
Electrons do it with secret agent bonds.
Electrons do it, but they'll go to shell if they do.
Electrons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!
Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour
Electrons...cyberfyber
Electrons: What goes around comes around.
Electroshock therapy
Electroshock: The effect of a utility bill.
Eleemonsynary deeds have their incipience domestically.
Eleemonsynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
Eleen - Macooy, bring OUR child!
Elegance and truth are inversely related. -- Becker's Razor
Elegance is refusal. - Coco Chanel
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
Elektroniikkaa ja rakenteluohjeita Amiga Zonelta
Elelator go down the hole! - Baby Plucky
Elelator go down the hooole - Young Plucky Duck
Elelator go down the hooooooole. - Baby Plucky
Elementary Parent/Teacher Night - Let's share the
Elementary School - Hand Held Calculator
Elementary my dear Riker,... Sir.... Data
Elementary penguins singing Hare Krishna. Ä Beatles
Elementary, dear Watson
Elementary, my dear Riker...SIR!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Elementary, my dear Watson. - Sherlock Holmes
Elephant &lt;spit&gt;, we're democrats Mabel - Sheriff J. W. Pepper
Elephant (buying computer): Lots of memory, no mouse
Elephant (n) 1. Mouse, built to Government specifications
Elephant (n.) - Mouse built to government specs.
Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs
Elephant - Mouse built to government standards
Elephant --- Mouse built to Government Specs.
Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.
Elephant Graveyard - Washington, DC
Elephant in the fridge? Where? Look, footprints in the Jello!
Elephant's Dong by Miles Long
Elephant: A mouse built to government specs!
Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. - Heinlein
Elephant: salamander designed to Mil-Spec
Elephant: A Mouse built to Goverment specifications
Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards
Elephant: A mouse built to MS-DOS specifications
Elephant: A mouse built to MilSpec
Elephant: A mouse built to US Govt Specs
Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications
Elephant: Mouse built to Congressional specifications
Elephant: Mouse built to government specs, by committee!
Elephant: a mouse built to government standards.
Elephant: a mouse: built to US Goverment specs.
Elephant: salamander designed to Mil-Spec
Elephant? Anteater? Orangutaung? Duck!? OH!!!! It's Darwin's Grabbag!!
Elephants DO IT for peanuts
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
Elephants never forget, but dead elephants tell no tales
Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.
Elephants!", said Wolfgang Ernicke , and deleted his message base
Elephants: more fun than a barrel o' trunkies!
Elephone - How elephants call home
Elevation ok, shall we fire for effect? - post-Tinian Shot
Elevator Maintenance - By Upson Downs
Elevator Mechanics have longer SHAFTS
Elevator Men do it up and down.
Elevator Rule: Don't talk to anyone you don't know
Elevator To Heaven by Led Zepplin
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor / penthouse.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Elevator doesn't go to the top
Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open.
Elevator men DO IT on all floors
Elevator men DO IT upside down
Elevator men do it on all floors
Elevator men do it up and down.
Elevator men do it upside down!!
Elevator music: Canned and bore us.
Elevator operators do it apisdn umop.
Elevator out of order. Try the ones across the street
Elevator out of order. Please use the one across the street
Elevator smell different to midget
Elevators travel in groups. Only one of them knows why.
Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse Micro-Bus.
Eleven tons of hair stolen. Police combing area.
Eleven will always be a friend of mine!
Elf, shmelf. I want a kender!
Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.
Eliashim's ViruSafe was distributed with Michelangelo.
Eliminate - to kill someone
Eliminate Organized Crime - Abolish Congress!
Eliminate Prosperity: Vote Democratic
Eliminate Waste: Shoot an elected official today!
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Eliminate forgery! Ban pens!
Eliminate government waste - No matter how much it costs!
Eliminate legalized theft; abolish Congress
Eliminate politicians-declare them game animals.
Eliminate prosperity. Vote for a politician
Eliminate repeat offenders: declare them game animals.
Eliminate spare time . . . buy a computer!
Eliminate the impossible. Prove the improbable. What's left is truth
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits --Devo
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits!!!
Eliminate the positive.
Eliminate waste of public money - no matter how much it costs.
Elite - Veteran Agent - Death Incarnate - Apogee
Elite people are less legible than pica people
Elitist Bitch Club....only Goddesses need apply!
Elixir - What he does to ... (what, are you blushing?)
Eliza: Is it really alive, or does it just think it is?
Elizabeth Barrett Browning of Borg - How do I assimilate thee?
Elizabeth, Australia: The OZ Home of General Motors!
Elizabeth, don't let your chips grow up to be chocolate
Elizebeth II of Borg: We are not amused by that assimulation
Ella nai, sisukas Esa kusi sian alle
Elle, (n.) long and leggy with a mean set of tits - Elle McFeast
Ellie, I could just stare at your legs all day- Ian Malcom
Ellipses that touch relevance shall never touch mine
Elliptic paraboloids for sale.
Elliptical, n.: The feel of a kiss
Ellis Island--Remember the Dream
Ellison S. Onizuka, Astronaut, was an Eagle Scout.
Ellison S. Onizuka, who perished on the Challenger, was an Eagle Scout.
Ello. My name is Iniego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Ellu, kello j„t„ kollekulle
Elmer Fudd as Fweddy Kwueger: "C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize!"
Elmer Fudd was a better shotgunner than Bill Clinton.
Elmer Fudd's having a bad hare day!
Elmer Fudd: "C'mere, bunny wabbit. I got a supwize for you"
Elmer J. Picard: Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting scwewy Womuwans.
Elminster does it sagely
Elmo R. Zumwalt, Adm., Chief of Naval Operations, was an Eagle Scout.
Eloquence is logic on fire
Elotto...Email 6 numbers from 1 to 52, or 'Q' for Quick Pick:
Elsewhere at the airport Clu & Tab are hugging - Crow
Elsie & I are in love. You cant stop it -Mike as farm boy
Elsie and I are in love. You cant stop it
Elsie and I are in love. You cant stop it. -- Mike Nelson
Elton John's Political gala -----Live from Aspen, Colorado
Eluded the *Enterprise*?!? - Picard
Elusikey: Lost key in bottom of purse
Elusikey: The key that is invariably lost in the bottom of a purse.
Elusivator - Elevator door closes just before you push the call button
Elves DO IT in fairy rings.
Elves are transporting Nazis to the moon - Tom
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Elves do it in the WEST
Elves do it in the trees.
Elves do it smoothly.
Elves? I prefer to call them Fairies!
Elvidiot: A person who thinks Elvis is still alive.
Elvin songs and endless nights, sweet wine and soft, relaxing lights
Elvis A. Presley (Aron or Aaron?) Jesus H. Christ (nobody knows)
Elvis Found! Going Under the Name of @N
Elvis LIVES. I'm DEAD serious.
Elvis Lives! I saw him! He was in the wax musuem! I swear it!
Elvis Presley - the hound of music
Elvis Presley is alive and writing my signatures at Saint Louis University
Elvis Sighting Hotline - 1-800-I-C-D-KING
Elvis Stamps: Where will your mail be spotted next?
Elvis Virus - Computer becomes fat, slow and lazy
Elvis Virus: It just adds to your FAT
Elvis Was Abducted by Rock & Roll Loving Aliens
Elvis ate my two-headed love child
Elvis died on the throne. He really was the King.
Elvis finished breakfast
Elvis guest stars as a Psycho Ranger from an alien planet!
Elvis had 5 banana splits for breakfast. Jesus had 40 lashes after supper
Elvis has been sighted on the Promenade! Or maybe it's Odo again.
Elvis has been spotted at Stardock! 4 Shows Nightly! No Cover!
Elvis has been spotted on the Promenade! Or is it Odo again?
Elvis has left my jeans! -Beavis
Elvis has left the Dungeon
Elvis has left the bbs.....NO CARRIER
Elvis has left the building
Elvis has left the building to play Halloween Harry!
Elvis has left the building- Living Colour
Elvis has left the echo.
Elvis has left the planet.
Elvis has left the tagline
Elvis has logged off
Elvis has logged off the system
Elvis has logged off.
Elvis has staggered out of the building -- Tom Servo
Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john.
Elvis impersonators are the first sign of civilizations fall
Elvis impersonators symbolize America's slide into decadence.
Elvis is *still* dead!
Elvis is ALIVE !!
Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!
Elvis is DEAD, dammit!
Elvis is DEAD. I don't feel so good myself
Elvis is Dead - Belushi and Kauphman are alive and impersonating him!
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name @N@.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name Orville Bullitt.
Elvis is alive and well and living under the name Tanya Roberton
Elvis is alive and well, living under an assumed name.
Elvis is alive and well, living under the assumed name of @N@.
Elvis is alive and well, living under the assumed name of John Larkin
Elvis is alive and well, living under the name @N@
Elvis is alive! He's a used car salesman in Queensland, Australia
Elvis is an anagram of lives
Elvis is dead - bring back the Minuteman! *
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Elvis is dead and I'm not doing so great myself.
Elvis is dead, Manilow is alive - justice?
Elvis is dead, give it up people!
Elvis is dead. Andy Kaufman is alive and impersonating him.
Elvis is dead. Get a grip.
Elvis is dead. Paul Keating's the king of rock now.
Elvis is dead...and I don't feel so good myself.
Elvis is dead: give it up.
Elvis is everywhere! Elvis is in you and me!
Elvis is having brunch with Hoffa
Elvis is living under the name "All".
Elvis is seen all over the place. So where's Jimmy Hoffa
Elvis is too alive! He sat right next to me in the UFO
Elvis isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS
Elvis isn't dead he's waiting for COMPSURF to finish!
Elvis isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
Elvis isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
Elvis isn't dead, he's just waiting for COMPSURF to finish.
Elvis isn't dead, he's wating for CompSurf to finish.
Elvis isn't dead. He has been assimilated.
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
Elvis lives on, in his music, movies, and a trailer park in Florida.
Elvis lives! (they buried him alive)
Elvis lives. There are UFOs. Windows 95 is an operating system
Elvis loves Anastasia.
Elvis may be king... But Hendrix... Is GOD. - Philip Rawson
Elvis may hate OS/2, but then, he's dead...just like windows.
Elvis may hate Windows, but then, he's dead...just like OS/2.
Elvis not found! (A)bort (R)etry (H)ave mercy (T)hank you very much.
Elvis of Borg: You ain't nothing but irrelevant
Elvis rocks in his box!
Elvis run over by reindeer. Frozen body found at North Pole
Elvis sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Elvis says, "Hey, who stuck a biscuit up my Kong?!"
Elvis shmelvis! Fats Domino's the king.
Elvis shot Kennedy. Buy my book. Watch me on Geraldo
Elvis should be alive and Barry Manilow should be dead.
Elvis snores.
Elvis stamp = 29*, Donut = 29*, coincidence, I think not
Elvis stamp to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet.
Elvis stamp=29›, Doughnut=29›, coincidence? I think not!!
Elvis throws another party - Tom on women wrestlers
Elvis to Mars--Kennedy's dead. I'm coming home.
Elvis virsus: Compur