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Dj Phew: it still stinks the second time around!
Dj voodoo:  The feeling that we've killed this chicken before
D  D  D  D  D  Tie-Fighters approaching!  D  D  D  D  D
D & C - Where Washington is
D :-o   hats off to your great idea
D DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
D E V O  was right!
D I S C O N N E C T E D ! ! ! ! ! !
D I T T O ! ... Gee, Rushian is easy!
D N ER! LANGOLIER CR S I G!
D NG R!! LANGOLIER CR  S NG!!
D is for Dagon, for whom minions die
D is for Deanna Troi, the shrink brunette
D is for damned!  As in `Village of the' -- Tom Servo
D j  Chew:  I've tasted this before
D j  Clue: the feeling you've solved this mystery before
D j  Moo:  The feeling that there's been a cow there before
D&#8240;j&#8364; Moo: the feeling you have heard this bull before
D&C: Where Washington is.
D&D Advise : He who brings the DM food stays alive the longest
D&D Anyone?
D&D Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What Dragon?"
D&D Question - How many hit points does being sat on by a dragon do?
D&D Quote:  "Great.  Just what we need.  A manic bard who can't sing."
D&D Quote: "Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways."
D&D Quote: "Of course I'm a wizard, son. I've got a tall pointy hat!"
D&D Rule: +5 Platemail only comes in two sizes, too large & too small
D&D Treasure:  +3 Dwarven Thrower - magical hammer that hurls dwarves
D&D players DO IT for the experience points
D&D:  Democrats & Dragons - everyone should play!
D&Der of Borg:  "Roll *this* 6-sider for initiative!"
D&Ders of Borg paint dice pips on the sides of their ships
D&Ders pay for handbooks with Sex, Next on Hard Copy!
D'Avenant Archer:  "Wannabe Tim"
D'OH! - Bart
D'OH! - Bart Simpson
D'OH! - Homer Simpson
D'OH! - Lisa Simpson
D'OH! - Marge
D'OH! - Marge Simpson
D'OH! -- Homer
D'OH! -- Lisa
D'OH! That purple fruit thing! -Homer
D'OH-ETH! - Homer to an Amish man
D'OOOH!  Just for that, I'm gonna send you ATTACK OF THE EYE CREATURES!
D'accord Chrie je lche le modem mais toi lche le fusil
D'accord Chrie je lche le modem mais toi lche le fusil
D'jar is a member of the Obsidian Order. - Ulani
D'oh!
D'oh!  He needs to work on his phone movements
D'oh!  He needs to work on his phone movements. -- Mike Nelson
D'oh! I just got a big hunk of pork - Tom
D'oh! She's always a step ahead - Crow
D'oh! That burrito's repeating on me! - Crow
D'oh, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
D'oh-D-D-D'oh-D'oh! -- Homer
D'vorkians suicide machine comes w/a lifetime warranty!
D'ya think it's legal to park here? - Pinky
D'ya wonder: if ain't ain't a word, what is it?
D'ya wonder: just how BAD is "OR ELSE!"?
D'ya wonder: why they always OPEN that dark door in the horror flicks?
D'you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
D'you get scared to feel so much? To let somebody touch you? - SoM
D'you know the inventor of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper? - DS
D'you suppose bigotry's a genetic predisposition?
D'you take my point? - Vlad the Impaler
D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place?
D) At an early age, some one should have told you--Ivanova
D)oes E)very M)ember O)f C)linton R)egime A)void T)ruth?
D***it, I just took a leak on some dog turds! -- Beavis
D*A*R*E:  Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination
D*A*R*E:  To Keep Cops Off Donuts
D*A*R*E:  To Keep The CIA Off Drugs
D*c*f!?!?Now listen,there's no need to resort 2 profanity
D*j* Borg:  The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before
D*j* brew: We have all had this beer before
D, what would you do without me?...Don't answer that
D-Cell: where day put de prisoner
D-Cup: Over the shoulder boulder holder
D-Day  - By Norman D. Landing
D-MINUS:  A pretty good grade
D-chan! Go Wei-o! - From the film Vampire Hunter'D'
D-cons are like rust spots; they're ugly and they can pop up anywhere
D-d-d-d-da's all. Stop reading already
D-d-don't touch that! - Tom on kid in shower
D. W. Washburn...  - Monkees
D.A. Holds Tongue in Actress Snatch -Newspaper headline
D.A.D.: Dads Against Diapers. It's not just a job, it's a DOODY
D.A.D.D. - Daddies Against Dirty Diapers
D.A.M.  Mothers Against Dyslexia
D.A.M.M - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
D.A.M.M. - Dyslexic And Misandrist Moms
D.A.M.N.        Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
D.A.M.N.: National Mothers Against Dyslexia
D.A.M.N.: Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
D.A.M.N:   Naked Men Against Dyslexia
D.A.R.E to keep cops off doughnuts
D.A.R.E. keep cops off doughnuts: Doughnut Abuse Resistance Education
D.A.R.E.--- Dieting Alchoholics Rarely Eat
D.A.R.E.--- Drugs Are Really Expensive!
D.A.R.E.: Deranged And Reckless Entity, or Q for short!
D.C.'s Geriatric Park: Home of Arkansaurus Taxanspendus!
D.C.: Drugs and Crime. And that's just congress
D.E.U. - Didn't Ever Understand
D.E.U. - Don't Entirely Understand
D.E.U. - Doom Editing Unorganiser
D.E.U. - Down Equals Up?
D.I.: "What were you in civilian life?"    Recruit: "HAPPY, SIR!"
D.I.D. D.I.D. NOT. D.I.D. D.I.D. NOT. &lt;--I've got a bad feeling about this
D.I.L.D.O. - Deep Inter-Labial Device for Orgasm
D.N.A.: National Dyslexia Association
D.O.C.'s Law #20: There is more to life than increasing its speed
D.O.C.'s Law #31: Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative
D.O.C.'s Law #42: If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go
D.O.C.'s Law #58: Life has a lot of undocumented features
D.O.C.'s Law #60: Try as you may, you can't make it "damnfoolproof."
D.R.A.G.O.N.: Dangerous Reptile, Ask Good Ol' Noah!
D19b Nefarious: This ship will be destroyed in 5 seconds
D: Detonate
D:-)  visor smile
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS
DA RULZ&lt;tm&gt;: Ignore at your own risk
DA: Develop Amnesia
DAB: Delete All Bugs
DAC: Divide And Conquer
DAD IOU: on a Trans Am
DAD'S HINT #001: Smile!
DAD: Destroy A-Disk
DADDY, what does "FORMATTING C:" .... mean?
DAG           Duh... and Grinning
DAISY CHAIN.............................A type of jewelry
DAISYWHEEL PRINTER:  Equivalent to cave markings
DAJ MI SIKIRU DA PUCAM
DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
DAMMIT JIM! BBS -=- Because you're a doctor, not a modem expert!
DAMMIT!  The dog ate my REP packet!
DAMN  CHANGED  ORDER  HOW  I  FUNNY TAGLINES!  DO  DO  NOW  THE  THEY
DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
DAMN good coffee, and HOT!
DAMN!  I almost stole ANOTHER tagline!!!
DAMN!!!! I've been found out! :-(
DAMN, I hate having to use the QWacK mode!  How about a LORA door?
DAMN, I'm good!
DAMN, we're good
DAMSEL.EXE linked with DISTRESS.DAT; rescue? (Y/n)
DAN AYKROYD - NOW I'm  a GHOST,buster!
DAN BBS is the home of Terminate
DAN HELIAS the once and future King who shall return. Excelssior
DAN QUAYLE - R.I.P.E
DAN QUAYLE doe it
DAN QUAYLE does it in the dark
DANA CARVEY - Live from New York, Not
DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds
DANCERS do it to music
DANCERS do it with pumps
DANGER ! Thiz message will be destroyed in 10 seconds !
DANGER - Tagline virus. At.acks and d.stro.s th. tagl.n.s .n
DANGER DANGER - Computer store ahead... hide credit cards
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet
DANGER UXP!!!                         (unexploded piglet)
DANGER this message contains information that may be fattening
DANGER!  DANGER!  Computer store ahead...hide wallet
DANGER!  DANGER! Imbecile at loose !
DANGER!  Do not read this conference while drinking coffee
DANGER! @F's at the keyboard again!
DANGER! Bookstore ahead! Hide wallet!
DANGER! DANGER! Comic Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet
DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead! Hide wallet!! DANGER! DANGER!
DANGER! DANGER! Flee Will Robinson!
DANGER! DANGER! Gun Store Ahead, Hide Wallet!!
DANGER! DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY!
DANGER! YOU'RE READING OFF-TOPIC MESSAGES! DANGER!
DANGER! You are at the keyboard again!
DANGER! normal environment ahead
DANGER!!!! Computer Store Ahead, HIDE WALLET!!!!
DANGER: Fishing Freak -- Do not expose to water!
DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp!
DANTE - What Am I Doing in This Infernal Place?
DAO: Divide And Overflow
DAP: De-select Active Peripheral
DARE -Keep cops off donuts!(Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination)
DARE to be Kaotic
DARE to keep kids off drugs!  Get them involved in Amateur Radio!
DARE to think for yourself!
DARE: Deliver Acronyms Rather than Education
DARE: Drugs Are Really Excellent
DARK HORSES do it come-from-behind
DARK PHOENIX: Witness the Birth of A God!
DARLING!  YOU IDIOT!
DARN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
DARN!  I almost stole ANOTHER tagline!!!
DARN!!!! I've been found out! :-(
DARN, I'm good!
DARN, we're good
DARWIN WAS WRONG
DARWIN!!! NO!!!!! OPEN THE HATCH!! I SWEAR IT WAS DOLPHIN FREE TUNA!!
DAT is good !
DATA "Worf...put spot down and use a towel like everyone else!!"
DATA COMPRESSION: Squashing an android
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish Android
DATA COMPRESSION: When You Squish An Android!
DATA COMPRESSION: When you squish and android
DATA ERROR:  (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
DATA ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nflunce with hammer
DATA PROCESSORS do it in batches
DATA TRANSFER ERROR:  please remove cat from modem
DATA does it from memory. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
DATA is truly intelligent... he has a cat!
DATA locks himself out of a room - Data Entry Error?
DATA not updated.  Give him today's paper
DATA! What are you doing to that cat!?!-Troi
DATA!!!  What was that?!?! - Picard
DATA: INPUT TASHA$;GOSUB SCHWING!;PRINT "Fully functional Captain!"
DATABASE (n.): more information than you'll ever need
DATACOMMUNTICATION: If God had a hobby, this would be the one!
DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31
DATALOCK activates after Aug 1990
DATSUN      - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DATSUN: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
DAUF: Delete All Useless Files
DAUGHTER.COM not working, MALL.EXE open. Auto Encrypting $$$.BAT
DAVE - STOP
DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING
DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION
DAVID H. LAWRENCE - D. Ceased
DAVID LETTERMAN - Eleventh Reason for Watching Arsenio
DAX: "She knocked out Sir Lancelot!!"  KIRA: "He tried to _kiss_ me!!"
DAY10 activates the 10th of any month
DAYCOUNT = DAYCOUNT + 1 : DOLLARCOUNT = DOLLARCOUNT + 1
DAZE: The opposite of nights
DB PEOPLE do it with persistence
DB: Drop Bits
DBA           Doing Business As
DBASE XXVII - We *FINALLY* got it Right!
DBASE users do it in record numbers in the fields
DBL: Desegregate Bus Lines
DBLSPACE....from the wonderful people who brought us EDLIN
DBN           Doing Business, NOT
DBR: DeBase Register
DBS.... just another cable company in the sky
DBTP: Drop Back Ten and Punt
DBZ: Divide By Zero
DBasers DO IT in fields
DC Comics Page  www.dccomics.com
DC National CT - you have been cleared to crash into the whitehouse
DC&gt; 2) He's/She's Dead JIM!!
DC&gt; If you want TNG, DS9 or STV taglines let me know
DC's Offical Bird: Yellow-bellied Tax-sucking Liberalus Hypocritus
DC: Degauss Core
DC: Divide and Conquer
DCAD: Dump Core And Die
DCBP: Detonate Chair on Bad Password
DCD: Drop Cards Double
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data
DCGC: Dump Confusing Garbage to Console
DCI: Disk Crash Immediate
DCLXVI  - Ille numerus bestia
DCLXVI  - Roman numeral of the beast
DCLXVI - numeral of the beast
DCON: Disable CONsle
DCR: Double-precision CRash
DCT: Drop Cards Triple
DCVP: Destroy another Computer Via Phone-link
DCWPDGD: Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk
DD = Daffy Definitions
DD&gt;Anyone have a good list of NO CARRIER tags?  Here are some:
DD: Destroy Disk
DD: Drop Disk
DDAAMMNN!!  II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
DDC: Dally During Calculations
DDDDDo6[[[[[[[[[000003FMMMM]  Here have a shot of the Big Blue Wave!!!
DDOA: Drop Dead On Answer
DDS: Delaminate Disk Surface
DDT : An advanced state of alcoholism
DDT did a real job on me/Now I am a real sick-ee...   Ramones 
DDT: Debug Program
DDWB: Deposit Directly in Waste Basket
DE #3 rides a John Deere & plows fields in shape of tracks:)
DEAD BOY - Joel's super hero
DEAD END STREET renamed to NO OUTLET,it is not as morbid?
DEAD OF WINTER Network!  Snow jobs for Jesus!
DEAD RINGER: A disconnected telephone
DEAD TREE EDITION: The paper version of a publication
DEADBEATS do it without paying for it
DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING
DEALING WITH JAIL by Ben Dover
DEATH BY BOO-BOO
DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELINGS OF ISOLATION
DEATH MASTERS. Gruesome Doo' Game.  Cheeeiit. Freq DEATH 1:2613/251
DEATH MASTERS. Gruesome Door Game. Freq DEATH 1:2613/251
DEATH TO ALL PURPLE DINOSAURS! --Da Man!
DEATH TO BARNEY; THE PURPLE PEDOPHILE!
DEATH TO EARTH!  OUCH! - Itty-bitty green alien
DEATH TO EXTREMISTS!
DEATH TO GALOOB!!!!
DEATH TO THE ... uh,  who are we fighting now,  anyway?
DEATH TO THE ... uh, who are we fighting again?
DEATH TO THE SMART ALECKS..!
DEATH TO WAR MONKEYS! - Milo Bloom
DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
DEATH, KiloDEATH, MEGADEATH, GigaDEATH
DEATH...Failure To Fulfill Ones Potential For Wellness!
DEATH: A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor
DEB: Disk Eject Both
DEBATE: What you use to catch de fish
DEBATORS do it in their briefs
DEBUG - Takes bugs off the windshield with minimum fuss
DEBUG WIN.COM A 100 MOV AX,4C00 INT 21  RCX AC8A W Q
DEBUG WIN.COM, E 100 B8 00 4C CD 21, W, Q
DEBUG:  raid used to spray keyboards
DEC 12, 1899: George F. Grant patented golf tee
DEC 25 = OCT 31 (00011001)
DEC has it now! Unfortunately, it's on back order
DEC the halls with boughs of folly
DEC($000B)th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
DEC-Alpha:  64 bits, and pure SPEED!
DEC.25th "Cat-A-Claus" is coming---Meow! Meow! Meow!--jkb
DEC: Decompile Executable Code
DEC: Delay in Error Correction
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
DECAFFEINATED:  A cow after an abortion
DECALFINATED:  Cow Who Just Had An Abortion
DECEIT: What one sits in
DECIMATE: To take ten spouses
DECK THE HALLS WITH BARKS AND MEWING
DECORATING YOUR MOUSEHOLE: MINNIE BLINDS(l)
DEEJAYS can turn your dial
DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White House
DEEP HURTING!  DEEP HURTING! -- TV's Frank
DEEP HURTING!!!!! DEEP HURTING!!!!!
DEEP THROAT..............Something to do with carburators
DEF: Macintosh - An EtchaSketch you don't have to shake
DEF: Mail Server - a guy carrying a silver dish around
DEFAME(v):to lie or tell truth about another
DEFAME, v.t.  To lie about another.  To tell the truth about another
DEFCON FOUR - Political insults are thrown; psychological warfare
DEFENCELESS, adj.  Unable to attack
DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION SO THAT IT CAN DEFEND YOU !
DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE
DEFENSIVE?!?  No, I most certainly am NOT!
DEFICIENCY ANALYSIS: Pointing the finger
DEFICIT: Staggering loss
DEFINE Guts --&gt; Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil
DEFINE: De ting you get fo' breakin' de law
DEFINE: Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny
DEFINE: What jew git fower brekkin de law
DEFINE: What you could get for breaking de law
DEFINITION #287:  TSR := Trash System Randomly
DEFINITION OF PARANOID: Two people upset with each other!
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
DEFINITION: Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing
DEFINITION: Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon
DEFINITION: Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed
DEFINITION: Array - A blast from a CRT
DEFINITION: BASIC- Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruction Code
DEFINITION: Backup - Opposite of forward
DEFINITION: Bit - The increment by which programmers slow
DEFINITION: Branch - A stick used for beating
DEFINITION: Buffer - A programmer who works in the nude
DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language
DEFINITION: Chaining - A method of attaching programmers
DEFINITION: Chaining - A method of attaching programmers to desks to speed up output
DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and aut
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
DEFINITION: Core Storage - A receptacle for the center se
DEFINITION: Core Storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples
DEFINITION: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the eveni
DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother
DEFINITION: Dip - Inventor of a famous switch
DEFINITION: Disassembler - An unattended five year old child
DEFINITION: Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee
DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments
DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket
DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations
DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by
DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in
DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in a state of confusion
DEFINITION: Floating Control - A characteristic exhibited
DEFINITION: Floating Control - A characteristic exhibited when you have to go to the restroom but cannot leave the computer
DEFINITION: Flow Chart - A graphic representation of the
DEFINITION: Flow Chart - A graphic representation of the fastest route to the
DEFINITION: Forth - One of the top five computer languages
DEFINITION: GiGo - Garbage in garbage out
DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines"
DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines" Corporation.
DEFINITION: IBM - Corporate motto: "I've been moved."
DEFINITION: IBM - Corporate motto: "I've been moved."
DEFINITION: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'
DEFINITION: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'.
DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk
DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk.
DEFINITION: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimula
DEFINITION: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc.
DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate
DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate.
DEFINITION: Joystick- A peripheral intended for use only
DEFINITION: Joystick- A peripheral intended for use only by consenting adults
DEFINITION: Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard
DEFINITION: Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard is used for entering errors into the computer
DEFINITION: Kilo - What you could have spent your money o
DEFINITION: Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't bought the computer
DEFINITION: Language- A system of organizing and defining
DEFINITION: Language- A system of organizing and defining syntax errors
DEFINITION: Macro - The last half of an expression of sur
DEFINITION: Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro"
DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus
DEFINITION: Megabyte- A nine course dinner
DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio
DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing location of computer store
DEFINITION: Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a mill
DEFINITION: Microfiche - Sardines
DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man
DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The De
DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The Dealer Offers To sell you
DEFINITION: Password- The nonsense word taped to the CRT
DEFINITION: Upgrade - Take old bugs out, put new ones in
DEFLATOR... MOUTH... FRY THE GRAVY BOAT! -- Tom Servo
DEFLATOR...MOUTH...FRY THE GRAVY BOAT - Tom on deli order
DEFY    DEFY THE    DEFY THE PRIME    DEFY THE PRIME DIRECTIVE
DEI: Disk Eject Immediate
DEJA MOO, YOU'VE MILKED THIS COW BEFORE
DEL *.*     100% file compression!
DEL *.*     Does WHAT?
DEL *.*    &lt;- Deleting tribbles
DEL *.*  --  100% file compression!
DEL *.* :  The most common way to delete one file out of a directory
DEL *.* How DARE you erase my tribbles!
DEL *.* | Are you sure Y/N ? | Yes | Oh Sh.............!
DEL BARNEY*.*
DEL C:\LIBERALS\*.*
DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\&gt;Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*    ---&gt;    The REAL DoubleSpace!
DEL EZ-RDR.* to continue
DEL MYWIFE\NAGGING.SND
DEL TAGLINES.ALT  cures tagline excess
DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!
DELAYED: Forgotten
DELEGATE UPWARDS: Pass the buck back
DELEGATE: Pass the buck
DELETE TAGLINE.MR
DELETE them ALL !! Let DOS sort them out !
DELETE vs WINDOWS. A real Knock Out!
DELICATE(n): kitty who likes kosher
DELIVERY MEN do it at the rear entrance
DELTA           Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA           Don't Even Let Them Arrive
DELTA           Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive
DELTA: Delay Everyone's Luggage Through Atlanta
DELTA: Don't Expect Loved Ones To Arrive
DELTREE C:\WINDOWS!
DELTREE GOP.*
DELTREE: The best thing that ever happened to Windoze!
DELUSION: Any certainty
DEM: Disk Eject Memory
DEMENTIA.69 BBS = (250) 754-8106. If no answer, call (250) 754-8106
DEMENTIA::::Will I Be Home for Christmas
DEMO? No! Thank's... I'm a christian man!
DEMOCRACY - 4 wolves & a sheep voting on what's 4 dinner!
DEMOCRAT: Let's tax this sh*t happening
DEMOCRATIC ANTHEM:   MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it and make you pay for it later
DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it underwater
DEMOCRATS do it to rich people
DEMOLITIONS EXPERTS do it till they explode
DEMONSTRATERS do it on the street
DENIAL:  (D)on't (E)ven k(N)ow (I) (A)m (L)ying
DENIAL:  What Cleopatra was queen of
DENIAL: I not am Exdyslic !
DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying
DENNISTON'S LAW - Virtue is its own punishment
DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts
DENTIST: Someone who always looks down in the mouth
DENTISTS do it in your mouth
DENTISTS do it orally
DENTISTS do it prophylactically
DENTISTS do it with drills and on chairs
DENTURES: Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to
DEPORT E.T.!
DEPROGRAMMERS do it with sects
DERCOVER ANGEL: 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast
DERE M1CROSOFT: SEND W1N 95. T1RED OF BE1NG AOL LAMER!!!
DESCARTE: I thought; I was
DESPAIR: What's in de Trunk
DESQview + XT_clone = Commodore_64 * 3
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview 386:  Windex
DESQview does Windoze
DESQview versus Windows is a no-Win situation
DESQview..............where no hour glass is needed!
DESQview/386 - the only way to multitask a DOS box
DESQview/X. . .everything WINDOWS/NT will never be
DESQview:  A better Windows
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: Better windows
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running MS-Windows)
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DESQview: Windex for Windows
DESQview: faster than a speeding icon
DESTINY: A tyrant's authority for crime - a fool's excuse for failure
DESTRUCT-O-MACEK...Fun for the whole family!!
DESTRUCTIVE TESTS: The sales manager's kids broke it
DETAILS!  We need filthy, disgusting DETAILS!
DETOUR! Tagline under construction
DETOUR...recipe under repair
DEU ... This calls for another DOOM song!!!
DEU : Dig 'Em Up.  (not funny maybe, but it works)
DEU : Don't Edit Uninformed!
DEU : Where the sanest place is reading the tutorial
DEU Tell ..... :-)
DEU it till it hurts!
DEU it with someone you love
DEU users have nodes of fun!
DEUTERONOMY  Chapter 4:10-13
DEUTERONOMY 21:22,23
DEVICE=C:\NETWARE\LSL.SYS
DEVICE=C:\TELIX\LURKING.SYS
DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS &lt; -Driver for Cats who compute
DEVICE=EVIL; TRICKS=FOUL; PLAN=NEFARIOUS (Snidely-DOS)
DEVICE=EXOR.SYS ... Cure for demonic computers
DEVICE=EXXON will screw up your environment!
DEVICE=EXXON.SYS may mess up your environment
DEVICE=FUBAR.SYS /E
DEVICE=c:\spot\run car=fast dog=dead
DEVICEHIGH:  Your device driver on drugs
DEVICEHIGH: Ask for urine drop? (Y/N)
DEVILS SWEEP RED WINGS AND WIN THE CUP
DEW - Defend Earth against Windows 95
DEXTERITY KNOWLEDGE MECHANICAL PERCEPTION STRENGTH TECHNICAL
DFA: Disable FAns
DFD  Dumb F*cking Driver        from a mechanic that fixes what they break
DFG$%^G^%Y&^&RTY^@#$%&(UYU*$*YJRTYN*678  ===&gt;PGPBLUE~~~
DFW_UFO... Not just for aliens anymore
DF� - Eine Methode Deine Telefonrechnung zu verdreifachen !
DG47G2B2209-142.051-5326DELTA7.31.7D
DGO: Decrement the Grades of Others
DGT: Dispense Gin and Tonic
DH&gt;&gt; Anyone have any bills/tax taglines?
DH0:APPLICATIONS/UTILITIES/DOCS/HELP/WHERE/THE/F$#%/AM/I???
DHTPL: Disk Head Three Point Landing
DI LASSO: Popular with Italian cowboys
DI*CL*IM*R: I, *T*e T*gl*ne A*di*t*, d*d *** cr*ate a** TRI*BLE T*gl*ne*
DI*CL*IM*R: I, T*e T*gli*e ad*ict, d*d NOT cre*t* an* T*IB*LE T*gl*ne*
DIA: Develop Ineffective Address
DIAGHRAM(n): a manhole cover
DIAL 1-80-DARK-SIDE for free Jedi lessons.. - Darth Vader
DIAL spelled backwards is FUN!
DIAL-A-PRAYER FOR ATHEISTS: No answer!
DIAMOND:  Just A Lump Of Coal That Made Good Under Pressure
DIANA: Died In A Nasty Accident
DIAPER spelled backward is REPAID. Think about it
DIAPHRAGM................................Geometry diagram
DICE CLAY - &lt;bleep&gt;.&lt;bleep&gt;.&lt;bleep&gt;
DICE: Delete Invalid Customer Engineer
DICK: I just flew in from Europe. RICK: Gee, your arms must be tired!
DICTIONARY:  Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena."
DID I MISS SOMETHING?!?? --Timon
DID-JA-NO: The IRS takes payments?  Just ask them
DIDACTIC PROLETARIANISM SUCKS
DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't Bill Clinton do ANYTHING right?
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
DIDnet for Quality Disability Information -- DRAGnet
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! Oh, it's YOU! How lovely to see you!
DIE WITH DIGNITY, YOU VERMIN! - Quigley
DIE! BARNEY! DIE!
DIE: DIsable Everything
DIESELQUEASELITIS (dee' zel kwee zel eye' tus) - n. The distinct odor and
DIET TIPS: If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
DIET is just DIE with a T on the end
DIET(n):period of starvation preceding record weight gain
DIET: Die with a T on the end. Garfield
DIET: Something to take the starch out of you
DIETICIANS eat better
DIETING(n):a way to make the ends justify the jeans
DIETING: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit
DIETITIANS eat better
DIF: DIsable Fuses
DIFF: a program to show you where you added bugs this time !
DIG: DIsable Gravity
DIGIT - Disability Information Group: Integration through Technology
DIGIT is moving - new addresses will be announced ASAP
DIGITAL NOTEPAD: A notebook that needs batteries
DIGITAL had what? When?
DIH: Disable Interrupts and Hang
DIIK                  D*mned If I know
DIIK            Damned If I Know
DIIK: Darned If I know
DIIL: Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop
DILATE:  To live too long
DILATE: To live longer
DILBERTED - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the
DILDO.....................Large, flightless, extinct bird
DILLIGAFF       Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Figment?
DIN DIP: a European jerk
DINE(n): eat
DING DONG* "Hello, would you like to buy some Sailor Scout cookies?"
DING!      Thank you, that's it
DING! Humorous Taglines found, initiating theft sequence
DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING!
DINNER NOT EDIBLE (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
DINNER.BAT not found.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza?
DINNER.DAT not found:  &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;izza Hut?
DIODE:  What happens to people who don't die young.
DIODE:  What happens when people don't die young!
DIODE:  what happens to people that don't die young
DIOS: the one true operating system
DIP switch:a programmer who writes for the Mac & Windows
DIPLOMACY(n): telling a man to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip
DIPLOMACY: Lying in state. - Ambrose Bierce
DIPLOMACY: Making a point without sticking anyone with it
DIPLOMACY: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a stick
DIPLOMACY: Saying, nice doggie, while you're looking around for a rock
DIPLOMACY: The art of letting someone have it your way
DIPLOMACY: art of saying nice doggy till you find a rock
DIPTHONGS - footwear for twits
DIR = (D)oes (I)BM (R)eally matter
DIR C:\TAGLINES: 0 Bytes free
DIR STARDOTSTAR         Hey!  I tried it and it STILL doesn't work!
DIR STARDOTSTAR  "Damn, It doesn't work!"
DIRECT MAILERS do it in the sack
DIRECT SALES ONLY    [Trans:  Factory had big argument with distributor]
DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs!
DIRECTOR:  The one who always faces the music
DIRFO: Do It Right For Once
DISC JOCKEYS do it with frequency
DISC: DISmount CPU
DISCLAIMER - This is a non-disclaimer, disclaimer
DISCLAIMER:  I really should not read mail before I have my coffee
DISCLAIMER:  Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or WashU's.
DISCLAIMER: Anything not explicitly labeled as fact is my own opinion.
DISCLAIMER: I really shouldn't read mail before I have my coffee!
DISCLAIMER: I really shouldn't respond to my mail before I have my beer
DISCLAIMER: I said it, not my company
DISCLAIMER: I, *The Tagline Addict*, did NOT create any TRIBBLE Tagline
DISCLAIMER: KIBO made me do it!
DISCLAIMER: Newt Gingrich doesn't speak for me
DISCLAIMER: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames are just ignored
DISCLAIMER: The above opinions are those of a large rodent with sharp teeth
DISCLAIMER: These opinions are MINE, MINE, MINE!
DISCLAIMER:Anything not explicitly labeled as fact is my own opinion
DISCLAIMER:Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or WashU's
DISCLAIMER:Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames are just ignored
DISCLAIMER:The above opinions are those of a large rodent with sharp teeth
DISCLAVE!...U fo's be we'come ta joins us'ins
DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v.  To sterilize the piece of candy you
DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music.
DISCOVER (TM) gives you cash back
DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog
DISK - Place where small amounts of data are lost
DISK CRASH BBS - 360K ONLINE
DISK CRASH:  (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill innocent bystanders?
DISK ERROR in your favor - collect two hundred sectors
DISK ERROR:  Please remove pizza from A:
DISK ERROR: (C)old Boot  (W)arm Boot  (S)teel-toed boot
DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: @$%#&%!! *WHACK* C:\&gt;
DISK FULL:  Formating Drive C: to make space
DISK REFORMATING:   ����������������������������������������
DISMISSED: Starfleet expression for "GET OUT!"- Janeway
DISPATCHERS do it with frequency
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
DISTANCE is your best friend. , Founder IKKA
DISTANCE is your best friend. -- Ed Parker, Founder IKKA
DIShoNeSTY IS tHe seConD-BeSt polIcY. - GEorge CaRlin @
DITTO! hehehe...[drool]...&gt;pfft!&lt;...{nosepick}...duh
DITYID          Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
DITYID. Last night my wife told me I had a headache!All computers WAIT
DIVERS do it for a score
DIVIDE AND CONQUER!  Piece-by-piece, slowly and surreptitiously
DIVORCE    @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.*
DIVORCE = echo y | erase \wife\*.*
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \spouse\*.*" );
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ) ..works!
DIVORCE = system("net logout \\wife");     :-)
DIVORCE = system(echo y | erase \__MINE\*.*)
DIVORCE =Erase \wife\*.*
DIVORCE =echo y | del \wife\*.*
DIVORCE =system(echo y| erase \husband\*.* );
DIVORCE LAWYER'S DOOR - "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back"
DIVORCE.BAT    @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.*
DIVORCE.BAT fou
DIVORCE.BAT found....deleting C:\MARRIAGE\SPOUSE.
DIVORCE:  Post-graduate in School of Love
DIVORCE:  The best way to get rid of your mother-in-law
DIVORCE=system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
DJ's do it by request
DJEDA MRAZE, DJEDA MRAZE NE SKRECI DA TE NE UGAZE
DJs do it at 33rpm
DJs do it on request
DJs do it on the air
DK%WMM: DisK unit \(em Washing Machine Mode
DK: Destroy Klingons
DKP: Disavow Knowledge of Programmer
DL!/-$+T``8OUXOZUH([9BQJ()XO%P&gt;@&`]B)&H@'34UUZ&gt;O@
DLG             Devilish Little Grin
DLL:  Deceptively Likely to be Lost
DLN: Don't Look Now
DLP: Drain Literal Pool
DLTBGYD!        Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
DM - "Roll lower than 3 on 4d6 to escape"  PC - "Okay HEY!"
DM ADVICE: "He who buys the pizza, lives."
DM ADVICE: Every tavern scene should end in chaos
DM ADVICE: Never let a monster die without doing some damage first
DM Advice:  "Never kill a character without first humiliating him."
DM Advice:  "The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks"
DM Advice:  All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be
DM Advice:  Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode
DM Advice:  Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats
DM Advice:  Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless
DM Advice:  Dungeons are more fun when filled with undead cockroaches
DM Advice:  Every tavern scene should end in a brawl
DM Advice:  If they split up, giggle insanely
DM Advice:  It exists only if the DM allows it to exist
DM Advice:  Keep the peace by using +3 Dice of Throwing on players
DM Advice:  Kill as many as possible, then torture the survivors
DM Advice:  Lead figures do not taste very good
DM Advice:  Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels
DM Advice:  Maps on the table have a tendency to attract soda
DM Advice:  Never grab a miniature after picking your nose
DM Advice:  Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
DM Advice:  Never let a monster die without doing some damage
DM Advice:  Never let the PCs get your bag of Doritos
DM Advice:  Never reward a player who serves you Kool-Aid and crackers
DM Advice:  The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
DM Advice:  The rule book you want is at the bottom of the stack
DM Advice:  The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
DM Advice:  The rules shouldn't
DM Advice:  The rules shouldn't.
DM Advice:  To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young
DM Advice:  To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
DM Advice:  Used character sheets make good tinder
DM Advice:  Used character sheets make good tinder.
DM Advice:  You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger
DM Advice: All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be.
DM Advice: Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode.
DM Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
DM Advice: Dead monsters are *always* naked and penniless.
DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl.
DM Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives.
DM Advice: If they split up, giggle insanely.
DM Advice: Lead figures do not taste very good.
DM Advice: Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels.
DM Advice: Maps on the table have a tendency to attract soda.
DM Advice: Never grab a miniature after picking your nose.
DM Advice: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
DM Advice: Never let a monster die without doing some damage.
DM Advice: Never let the PCs get your bag of Doritos.
DM Advice: The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks.
DM Advice: The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
DM Advice: The rules shouldn't.
DM Advice: To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
DM Advice: Used character sheets make good tinder.
DM Advice: You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger.
DM Error : Stomach Empty and 10 Players with money
DM Rule 4744: NEVER allow a PC to die quickly...that spoils the fun
DM Rule: If more than 10% of PCs live, the module wasn't tough enough
DM ili $ sve jedno je. Nisam gadljiv!
DM's ADVICE:  The rule book you want is at the bottom of the stack
DM's Advice #1: On a good/bad scale. That would be a bad thing
DM's Advice:  Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats
DM's Advice:  Dungeons are more fun when filled with undead cockroaches
DM's Advice:  He who buys the pizza, lives
DM's Advice:  Keep the peace by using +3 Dice of Throwing on players
DM's Advice:  Never let a monster die without doing some damage
DM's Advice: Kill as many as possible, then torture the survivors
DM's Lie Alot. Players just Cheat.
DM's don't lie, they just arrange the facts to suit them.
DM's golden rule "Always kill off the smart players first"
DM's lie a lot.  Players just cheat
DM's lie.:  AD&D Players Golden Rule
DM's love a hero.  DM's also love a good joke.  ...Think about it
DM, we just found 20 bottles of potion of healing is this a sign?
DM:  "Do you touch the glowing altar?"  PC:  "Heck no, I lick it!"
DM:  "It doesn't want to have sex."
DM:  "No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
DM: "And the mage draws her two handed sword." PC: "We're in trouble."
DM: "Behind the door is a red dragon."  PC: "I close the door!"
DM: "He who buys the pizza, lives."
DM: "The room _appears_ to be empty."  &lt;smirk&gt;
DM: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?"
DM: "You hear 'what...heck?...off...jammer...idiot!'"
DM: "You want to resurrect a *TREE*?!?"
DM: ALL the money?  THIEF: Yup.  DM: &lt;EG&gt; K, it falls on ya &lt;SPLAT!&gt;
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
DM: roll a saving throw.  PC: or what?  DM: You Die!   PC: Aw Nuts!!!
DM:"Roll lower then 3 on 4d6 and escape." PC:"Okay..hey."
DM; "It hits and... Oh, hold on...I need more dice..."
DMA Memory: Direct Memory Access, or BRAIN SURGERY.
DMAG: Do MAGic
DMAG: Do MAGic
DMK: Destroy Memory-protection Key
DMKVAS132I 08-78 SURCHARGE REQUEST ACKNOWLEDGED :    + 50%
DMNS: Do what i Mean, Not what i Say
DMP: Destroy Memory Protect key
DMPE: Decide to Major in Phys. Ed
DMPK: Destroy Memory Protect Key
DMX: Why would anyone listen to radio again?
DMZ: Divide Memory by Zero
DMing means never having to say, "I'm sorry"
DMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him
DMs don't kill, TSR's prices do
DMs love a hero.  They also love a good joke.  Think about it
DMs: Never kill a character without first humiliating him
DNA Is God's Programming Language Of Choice !
DNA is your ROM for life
DNA-&gt;Genes-&gt;Cells-&gt;Tissues-&gt;Organs-&gt;Apes-&gt;Humans-&gt;Gods
DNA--designer genes
DNA:  The ultimate RISC machine language
DNC: Do Not Collect $200
DND: Destroy Neighbor's Data
DNPG: Do Not Pass Go
DNPM            Darn Near P***ed Myself
DNTSMKE: Don't smoke
DO : PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP
DO BLIND MEN FEEL BETTER BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOOK GOOD?
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? -- Mr. Buzzcut
DO IT -- It's easier to get forgiveness than permission
DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE... Like in "I am an Idiot" conference
DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
DO IT in concrete, it stays harder longer
DO IT to make your mother happy
DO IT to me one more time
DO IT today...tomorrow it will be illegal! &lt;--Huh?
DO IT today...tomorrow it will be illegal!-WHAT??
DO IT with style
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR AD HERE!
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - It really needs to be rebuilt
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. - The management
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND -- the problem is with reality!
DO NOT BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, OR IN ANY WAY MUTILATE THIS MONITOR
DO NOT DISTURB ME... I'm already disturbed!
DO NOT DISTURB... already disturbed.
DO NOT DISTURB...I'm already extremely disturbed
DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT
DO NOT MAIL U.S. POSTAL REGULATIONS
DO NOT PANIC!  But I think you just formatted C: drive  %-(  cc
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW) 08 Jan 96
DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAGLINE (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW)!
DO NOT SUFFER FROM AILMENTS THAT YOU CANNOT AFFORD
DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!
DO NOT TAILGATE Tagline, makes frequent stops
DO NOT URINATE ON THIRD RAIL!
DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!
DO NOT read this signature
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
DO ONTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO ONTO YOU
DO SOMETHING, Mr. Mallory! Arturo
DO THE BIRDS & BEES DO THAT AS WELL MUMMY ???????
DO UNTIL NOT Tempted$:IF Flame$ THEN Head$=Mallet$:Head$=Hurt$:LOOP
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FORMAT DRIVE C:, OR ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN? (Y\N)
DO {nothing} WHILE (HearFromMe==0)
DO(M)E(SDOS) packt sie alle
DO: Deadstart Operator
DO: Divide and Overflow
DO: Divide and Overflow [IBM PC]
DO:choice$=INPUT$:LOOP UNTIL INSTR("Maybe",choice$)&gt;0
DOA -- Dependability Obviously Absent?
DOC *this*,
DOC files? We don't need NO STINKIN' DOC FILES!
DOC's Law 9: Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers
DOC's???    Oh, the stuff you wipe spilt coffee up with
DOC's???  Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?
DOC's??? Sure I use 'em...to wipe up coffee spills
DOC:  Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted
DOC: Drive Operator Crazy
DOCS:  The only reason some people own printers
DOCS???  You mean I *actually* have to RTFM?  S#1T!
DOCTOR BENNET! I don't think that's helping!
DOCTOR CRUSHER scans it first. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
DOCTOR.COM not found.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Kes?
DOCTOR: "First the good news. Your name will go down in history...."
DOCTOR: Ask the accident victim his name so his family could be notified. NURSE: He says his family knows his name
DOCTOR: Do you know you have , miles of blood vessels in your body? PATIENT: No wonder I have tired blood
DOCTOR: Does your family suffer from insanity? PATIENT: No, we sort of enjoy it
DOCTOR: Have you experienced that pain before? PATIENT: No, I've always had it in back
DOCTOR: Use a pencil
DOCTORS do it with injection
DOCTORS do it with patience
DOCTORS prescribe it
DOCTORS take two aspirin and do it in the morning
DOCs... you mean this software came with DOCs?
DOCs: Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted
DOCs? them things you use to wipe up coffee spills
DODGE           Dead Or Dying Gerbil Engine
DODGE           Dirty Old Disgusting Greasy Engine
DODGE           Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
DODGE       - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE- Don't drive one further than you can push it back!
DODGE: Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE: Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE: Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 'cAPS lOCK' KEY IS?
DOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY - I'M NOT
DOG.COM missing. Shall I whisle (Y/N)?
DOG:  A pillow that must occasionally be taken for a walk
DOG: Yes, master! CAT: Put in writing & I'll get back to you
DOGHOUSE(n): a mutt hut
DOGMA: A pup's female parent
DOGMA: A pup's mom
DOGMATIC:  A kind of revolver carried by police dogs
DOGMATIC: Man's best mechanical friend
DOGS -vs- COMPUTERS:  Comic-page hero - Dogbert -vs- Dilbert
DOGS crawl under GATES, SOFTWARE crawls under WINDOWS 95
DOJ Fact: Only 7% of armed criminals get arms from licensed stores
DOLE DROGA!!! DAJTE NAM CEVAPE!!
DOLE: Darn Old Loosing Excuse
DOLLAR:  The jack of all trades
DOM             Dirty Old Man
DOMINATRIX.......................A type of food processor
DOMINOES does it in 30 minutes or less
DON!!!!!DON!!!!!! DON HORTON!!!!!! - Christy
DON'T CALL ME FATSO! --Flintstone
DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS
DON'T COMPROMISE YOURSELF, YOU ARE ALL YOU'VE GOT~~Janis Joplin
DON'T DRINK & PARK--ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE!
DON'T DRINK & PARK--ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE!
DON'T EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD
DON'T EAT CABBAGE
DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW by I. P. Freely
DON'T EVER STEP ON ONE OF MY TENTACLES AGAIN, OK??!!?
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!
DON'T HELP..I have fallen and I like it here!
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore
DON'T LET YOURSELF SUFFER NEEDLESSLY!  Find a need to suffer
DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!!   ...Too late
DON'T LOOK, ETHYL!!! ... Too late
DON'T LOOK, Orville Bullitt!!!!!!!!! ...Too late
DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YA
DON'T PANIC   (ERROR: Large friendly font not found)
DON'T PANIC   (ERROR: Large friendly font not found)
DON'T PANIC --The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams
DON'T PANIC! Resistance is USELESS!
DON'T PANIC! The Guide Mark II coming soon!
DON'T PROCRASTINATE ! ...........Do it NEXT week !
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU! - McCoy
DON'T SCREW IT UP. --Rene Auberjonois
DON'T SEND ANY MONEY!
DON'T SHOOT!  We may both be on the same side!
DON'T SHOUT -- This conference is close-captioned
DON'T TELL ME.  I LIKE SUPRISES
DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death
DON'T TOUCH ME! - The Crow
DON'T TOUCH MY HAT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY HAT!
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!  It's time for REN & STIMPY!!!!!
DON'T WORRY... that dog won't bite
DON'T WORRY... we can get beer there
DON'T YELL....It hurts my eyes
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT! - Daffy Duck
DON'T YOU WISH: Just once, Silk had said, "I stole it from Polgara."
DON'T YOU WISH: You'd seen Orville wiped out in a dice game?
DON'T add the nutmeg. - Brain
DON'T answer your front door. It could be burglars
DON'T eat yellow snow! Sell it to your brother as a snow-cone!
DON'T read a cook book!  Just WING that sucker!
DON'T read any further!!  Severe Violence follows after this line. DOS
DON'T read the manual!    Just WING that sucker!
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that it!
DON'T try to out-flame *THIS* dragon...
DON'T waste money on expensive firelighters. Use potato peelings instead
DON'T yOU hATE wHEN tHIS hAPPENS?
DONALD - Cold Duck
DONALD TRUMP - Welcome to Towering Trump Tombstones.
DONERS do it for life
DONTREADTHISUNLESSYOUWANTTOWEARGLASSESOK
DOO - Killing for Workgroups
DOOM #1 CAUSE OF DEATH FOR KFC CHICKENS - details inside
DOOM - Destroy Opponant Over Modem
DOOM - Forget Disney World I'm going to Hell!
DOOM - Killing For Workgroups
DOOM - Travel to exotic lands, meet interesting imps, and kill them.
DOOM : Death Only On Mondays.
DOOM : Gone are the days of the SS!
DOOM : Not just a spectators sport.
DOOM = (D)estroy (O)pponents (O)ver (M)odem
DOOM COOPERATIVE MODE:  Press F11 and hunt your partner &lt;evil grin&gt;
DOOM Cooperative Mode: Press F12 & hunt your partner.
DOOM DEATHMATCH MODE:  Reach out and KILL someone!
DOOM END OF GAME (EOG) QUOTES
DOOM FOUND TO CAUSE CANCER IN UNBORN CHICKENS - details inside
DOOM II: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!!
DOOM II: Now might be a good time to save.
DOOM II: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle.
DOOM III coming soon...features a host of politicians to slaughter
DOOM III: Where in the Hell is Carmen SanDiego?
DOOM NIGHTMARE MODE: Where NOTHING stays dead for long.
DOOM NOW USED IN MILITARY INDOCTRINATION TRAINING - details inside
DOOM SITE (n) : A place to sight Doom
DOOM Tip:  Look out!  There's a demon behind you!
DOOM ]I[ � The worst is yet to come!
DOOM ][ - Destroy Opponents Over Modem
DOOM ][ - Forget Disney World I'm going to Hell!
DOOM ][ - Travel to exotic lands, meet interesting imps, and kill them.
DOOM ][ - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!
DOOM ][ COOPERATIVE MODE:  Press F12 and hunt your partner.
DOOM ][ D We Must get together for a Death matc... @#$^!:"{..SPLAT!
DOOM ][ DEATHMATCH MODE:  Reach out and KILL someone!
DOOM ][ Do unto others as they DOOM ][ unto you.
DOOM ][ Tip:  Look out!  There's a demon behind you!
DOOM ][ We Must get together for a Death matc @#$^!:"{..SPLAT!
DOOM ][ is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id)
DOOM ][ unto others as they DOOM ][ unto you.
DOOM ][:  "It's a chain saw.  I always carry one for emergencies."
DOOM ][:  "NIGHTMARE" MODE - Where NOTHING stays dead for long.
DOOM ][:  2368 Enemies in 27 Levels * Nothing to Sneeze at!
DOOM ][:  Ammo!  Ammo!  I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
DOOM ][:  Don't trust anything that moves - kill it instead.
DOOM ][:  He who laughs last probably has the most ammo.
DOOM ][:  If you hit every time, the target's too near.
DOOM ][:  If your enemy is in range, so are you.
DOOM ][:  Killing Alien Monsters was never so much fun.
DOOM ][:  Map of Hell included.  It's good to know where you're going.
DOOM ][:  May your shotgun never be empty.
DOOM ][:  Not just a spectators sport.
DOOM ][:  Not recommended for children of any age.
DOOM ][:  Now might be a good time to save.
DOOM ][:  See you in hell.
DOOM ][:  When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000!
DOOM ][:  Where going to HELL is actually fun.
DOOM ][:  Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle.
DOOM ][:  Where the sanest place... is behind a trigger.
DOOM ][: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!!
DOOM ][: If it moves, shoot it.  Keep shooting it until it quits moving
DOOM doesn't have an 'astonishing' graphics engine. - JHK
DOOM is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id Software.)
DOOM is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id)
DOOM is a simple but a pretty good arcade game. - JK
DOOM is not just a game it's a religion.
DOOM loves you. DOOM is your friend. DOOM is good for you.
DOOM on a Network is just killer
DOOM problem No.1 : Your coffee has frozen.
DOOM problem No.10 : DOWH !!! IS THAT THE TIME.
DOOM problem No.3 : Your've started to side step into rooms.
DOOM problem No.4 : Life is like a box of Chocolates.
DOOM problem No.5 : You've fallen down and you can't get back.
DOOM problem No.6 : You fingers start to shake.
DOOM problem No.7 : You fire a Rocket into Dark rooms.
DOOM problem No.8 : Reality is only a DOOM clone.
DOOM problem No.9 : You have to miss the Simpsons.
DOOM rule: incoming fire has right of way.
DOOM stinks.  DOOM is garbage.  Play Wing Commander 3!!!
DOOM to go please, extra sounds, extra music, hold the Cacodemons
DOOM unto others as they DOOM unto you.
DOOM via Modem:  Reach out and KILL someone!
DOOM � I'm upping my frag count.  Up yours!
DOOM-(D)estroy (O)pponents (O)ver (M)odem
DOOM--the ultimate in gaming excitement!
DOOM....what more needs to be said?
DOOM:  "It's a chain saw.  I always carry one for emergencies."
DOOM:  "NIGHTMARE" MODE - Where NOTHING stays dead for long.
DOOM:  2368 Enemies in 27 Levels * Nothing to Sneeze at!
DOOM:  All clear except for that Cyberdemon!
DOOM:  Ammo!  Ammo!  I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
DOOM:  He who laughs last probably has the most ammo.
DOOM:  If it moves shoot it, if doesn't shoot it until does
DOOM:  If you hit every time, the target's too near.
DOOM:  If your enemy is in range, so are you.
DOOM:  Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?
DOOM:  Just because I have this launcher doesn't mean I d
DOOM:  Killing Alien Monsters was never so much fun
DOOM:  Map of Hell included.  It's good to know where you're going.
DOOM:  May your shotgun never be empty.
DOOM:  Not just a spectators sport.
DOOM:  Not recommended for children of any age
DOOM:  Now might be a good time to save.
DOOM:  See you in hell.
DOOM:  Welcome to Hell.  Here's your shotgun.
DOOM:  When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000!
DOOM:  Where going to HELL is actually fun
DOOM:  Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle
DOOM:  Where the sanest place is behind a trigger.
DOOM:  Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
DOOM: "It's a chain saw.  I always carry one for emergencies."
DOOM: "NIGHTMARE" MODE - Where NOTHING stays dead for long.
DOOM: (D)og-Slow (O)ver-Exaggerated (O)ver-Anticipated (M)oney Waster
DOOM: (n) Bloodthirsty, Graphic, Violent, GREAT!
DOOM: 2368 Enemies in 27 Levels * Nothing to Sneeze at!
DOOM: Ammo! Ammo! I NEED more ammo here now damn it!
DOOM: Episode 2 Mission 8 WARNING! Hideous CyberDemon Lord!
DOOM: Episode 3 Mission 8 WARNING! Loathsome SpiderDemon!
DOOM: He who laughs last probably has the most ammo.
DOOM: If it moves shoot it, if doesn't shoot it until doe
DOOM: If you hit every time, the target's too near.
DOOM: If your enemy is in range, so are you.
DOOM: Killing Alien Monsters was never so much fun
DOOM: Map of Hell included.  It's good to know where you're going.
DOOM: May your shotgun never be empty.
DOOM: Not just a spectators sport.
DOOM: Not recommended for children of any age.
DOOM: Now might be a good time to save.
DOOM: Rated PC-13; Profound Carnage!
DOOM: See you in hell.
DOOM: The *ONLY* place where I *like* to get "Blue Balls" ;&gt;
DOOM: When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000!
DOOM: Where going to HELL is actually fun
DOOM: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle
DOOM: Where the sanest place... is behind a trigger.
DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't.
DOOM: Your only safe if you use IDKFA
DOOMed are the Keen Wolf QUAKErs!
DOOR GAME:  Similar to a door prize, though less rewarding.
DOOR:(n.) Something out of which you throw Windows.
DOOR:(n.) Something you thr
DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of.
DOORK - person who always pushes on a door marked "pull" or vice versa
DOORMAN: A person who has a job with plenty of openings
DOPE DIMENSIONS
DOPPLER called---doesn't know if he's coming or going
DORIAN GRAY - Once The Picture Of Health
DORIS KAPPELHOFF - Day is Done.
DOS "1984" version...DOS.DOS
DOS %JH3 TAGFILE
DOS %JHS TAGLINES
DOS (Darn Operating System)
DOS + Windows + ATM &lt; OS/2 2.0
DOS + Windows + Norton Utilities + Dashboard &lt; OS/2 Warp
DOS - Dumb Operating System
DOS 1x1:  defrag prn
DOS 5.0  Yesterday's operating system, today!
DOS 5.0 is like Sonny Bono:  it can kiss SHARE goodbye.
DOS 6 More mouseware from Mickysoft.
DOS 6.0  Yesterday's operating system, today!
DOS 6.0 - A $49 confirmation that you need REAL utilities
DOS 6.0 - Everything you already have and less!
DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.
DOS 6.0 proves we need a better operating system!
DOS 6.0... And I thought Windows was a Virus
DOS 6.0... And I thought Windows was a Virus. &lt;BG&gt;
DOS 6.0: A $49 confirmation that you need REAL utilities.
DOS 6.0: A $49 confirmation that you need Stacker 4.0
DOS 6.0: Bill Gate's latest Virus
DOS 6.0: Bug City !
DOS 6.0: Confirmation that you need DOS 5 back.
DOS 6.0: Yesterday's operating system, today!
DOS 6.2...from the people who brought you EDLIN!
DOS 6.22 Step Up (From Nintendo?)
DOS 6.22, from the people that brought you EDLIN
DOS 6.2: Yesterday's operating system, today!
DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS.
DOS 6.x - A $49 confirmation that you need REAL utilities.
DOS 6.x and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.
DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already
DOS 6: Nice features, price, bugs! MickySoft strikes again!
DOS 6;  Windows 3.1;  brain 1.0 beta
DOS 7.0 comes with the DELWIN command
DOS 7.0 vs OS/2 2.1! Wait. DOS 7.1 vs OS/2 2.1! Wait. DOS 7.2 vs
DOS = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!!
DOS = BTSR (Bootable Terminate and Stay Resident)
DOS = Beetle. OS/2 = Acura NSX. Windows = Pinto *Kablaamo
DOS = DOS Tags
DOS = Dead On Shipment
DOS = Doesen't Opperate Swiftly
DOS = HIGH???  I knew it was on something . . .
DOS = house of straw, Windows = house of twigs, OS/2 = house of bricks.
DOS AMA version...DOS.DOC
DOS Accountant version...DOS.MBA
DOS Afganistan version 1...AGA.DOS
DOS Afganistan version 2...DOS.ISTAN
DOS African American version...RAP.DOS
DOS African version 2...ZULU.DOS
DOS African version 3...ZOMBIE.DOS
DOS African version...BLACK.DOS
DOS Alaskan version...DOS.MUSH
DOS American Indian version...LITTLE.BIG.DOS
DOS Arabain version 1...OBI.DOS
DOS Arabian version 2...HAJ.DOS
DOS Arco version...DOS.AM/PM
DOS Asian version...SINO.DOS
DOS Australian version...DOS.MATE
DOS BOOT [Dahs' boot] (n):  A German war movie.
DOS Baker's version...DOZ.DOS
DOS Beginer's version...DOS.SOS
DOS British version 1...HRH.DOS
DOS British version 3...DOS.BBC
DOS British version 4...BLOKE.DOS
DOS British version 5...TWIT. DOS
DOS CEO version...BOSS.DOS
DOS CIA version...DOS.007
DOS Canine version 1...DOS.K-9
DOS Canine version 2...DOS.DOG
DOS Chezk version...DOS.CHEK
DOS Chinese version 2...RED.DOS
DOS Chinese version 2...YING.DOS.YANG
DOS College version 1...DOS.BS
DOS College version 2...BMOC.DOS
DOS College version 3...COED.DOS
DOS Disco version...DOS.A.GO.GO
DOS Discount version 1...DOS.4.LESS
DOS Discount version 2...DOS.O.RAMA
DOS Discount version 3...NEW&IMPROVED.DOS
DOS Discount version 4...HOUSE.OF.DOS
DOS Doctorate version...DOS.PHD
DOS Dutch version...DOS.KLM
DOS Dyslexic version...SOD.DOS
DOS ERROR:  Please remove cat from drive A:
DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.
DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
DOS Error #163:  Bug.BAT not found.  Windows.EXE halted.
DOS Error #666: Computer Possessed!
DOS Error - Can't drive to that write.
DOS Error - Please remove cat from drive A:
DOS Error: Please remove Windows from drive C:
DOS Error: Please romove cat from drive A:
DOS Fast food version 1...DOS.ON.A.STICK
DOS Fast food version 2...DOS.IN.A.BOX
DOS Fast food version 3...DOS.2.GO
DOS Fast food version 4...Mc.DOS
DOS Fast version 1...DOS.MPH
DOS Fast version 2...MACH.DOS
DOS Female version 1...MISS.DOS
DOS Feminist version 1...MS.DOS
DOS Feminist version 2...DOS.NOW
DOS Feminist version 3...DOS.ERA
DOS Financial version...$DOS.00
DOS Florist version...DOS.FTD
DOS Found (D)elete, (F)ormat, (S)uicide?
DOS Fraternity version...DOS.ZOO
DOS French version 1...LE.DOS
DOS French version 2...DOS.OUI
DOS Gang version...DOS.N.HOOD
DOS Genius version...DOS.IQ
DOS German version 1...DER.DOS
DOS German version 3...VON.DOS
DOS German version 4...DOS.ACH
DOS Government version...FED.DOS
DOS Hawaiian version...ALOHA.DOS
DOS Hippie version 1...DOS.WOW!
DOS Hippie version 2...DOS.LSD
DOS Hippie version 3...DIG.DOS
DOS INTERNATIONAL VERSIONS
DOS Idiot's version 1...DOS.4.DUMMIES
DOS Idiot's version 2...EZ.DOS
DOS Idiot's version 3...DUM.DOS
DOS Idiot's version 4...DOS.HELP
DOS Idiot's version 5...DODO.DOS
DOS Internet version...alt.DOS
DOS Irish version...ERIN.GO.DOS
DOS Italian version 1...IL.DOS
DOS Italian version 2...LA.DOS.A.VITA
DOS Italian version 3...DOS.CAIO
DOS Japanese version 1...YEN.4.DOS
DOS Japanese version 2...JAL.DOS
DOS Jurrasic version 1...DINO.DOS.SAURAS
DOS Jurrasic version 2...YABBA.DABBA.DOS
DOS Kiddie version 1...DOS.R.US
DOS Kiddie version 2...DOS.ABC
DOS Kiddie version 3...DOS.123
DOS Korean version...DOS.ROK
DOS LISP version...DOS.TH
DOS LIVES...Windows depends on it!
DOS Latin version...ET.TU.DOS
DOS Legal version...DOS.ABA
DOS Little female version...DOS.ETTE
DOS Macintosh version 1...NO.DOS
DOS Macintosh version 2...DOS.NOT
DOS Macintosh version 3...DEL*.DOS.
DOS Macintosh version 4...DOS.INTOSH
DOS Male version...MR.DOS
DOS Medical version...DR.DOS
DOS Mexican version 1...DOS.XX
DOS Mexican version 2...GRINGO.DOS
DOS Mexican version 3...DOS.TACO
DOS Mexican version 3...SENOR.DOS
DOS Microsoft version...DOS.ERR
DOS Military version 1...MOS.AWOL
DOS Military version 2...DOS.GI
DOS Morse Code version...DOT.DOS.DIT
DOS NASA version...DOS.AOK
DOS Neanderthal version...DOS.BC
DOS New Zealand version...KIWI.DOS
DOS PEROT:  you boot it, it decides whether it wants to run
DOS PEROT: You boot it, it decides if it wants to run.
DOS PEROT: You boot it, it decides whether or not it wants to run
DOS PROGRAMMERS can do it in a box (OS/2 1.3).
DOS Party version 1...DOS.RSVP
DOS Party version 2...DOS.BYOB
DOS Party version 3...DOS.DIP
DOS Perot:  You boot it, then it decides if it will run or not!
DOS Perot:  you boot, it decides whether it wants to run.
DOS Perot: You boot it, and it decides whether to run
DOS Perot: You boot it, it then decides if it will run.
DOS Perot: you boot it and it then decides whether it'll run.
DOS Perot: you boot it, it then decides if it will run or not!
DOS Polish version...DOS.SKY
DOS Private version...DOS.QED
DOS Public version...DOS.PBS
DOS Quick version 1...DOS.ASAP
DOS Quick version 2... PDQ.DOS
DOS Radio version...DOS.AM/FM
DOS Rebate version...DOS.SASE
DOS Rolling stone version...MOSS.DOS
DOS Russain version 1...DOS.CHOV
DOS Russian version 2...NYET.DOS
DOS Russian version 3...IVAN.DOS
DOS Russian version 4...OLGA.DOS
DOS Russian version 5...COMRADE.DOS
DOS Scandanavian version 1...SAS.DOS
DOS SciFi version 1...WOOKIE.DOS
DOS SciFi version 2...DOS.R2D2
DOS Scientific version...DOS.e.log10
DOS Secretarial verson...DOS.TYPO
DOS Slow version...SNAIL.DOS
DOS Snob version 1...DOS.VIP
DOS Snob version 2...DOS.NIMBY
DOS Southern version...DOS.Y'ALL
DOS Spanish version...LOS.DOS
DOS Stock version 1...DOW.DOS
DOS Stock version 2...SEC.DOS
DOS Stutter version...D-D-D-DOS
DOS TIP:  Wait for OS/2
DOS Teen version 1...DOS!COWABUNGA!
DOS Teen version 2...RAD.DOS
DOS Teen version 3...DOS.DUDE
DOS Television version...DOS.UHF
DOS Tic-tac-toe version...DOS.XXX
DOS Tip #17:  Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS!
DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir
DOS Tip : Don't use DOS.
DOS Tip:  Don't ever look at your BBS phone bill
DOS Trek: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)eam me up, Scotty!
DOS Trek: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)irk to enterprise!
DOS Typical user version...%#$@!.DOS
DOS US version...YANK.DOS
DOS USERS do it with cryptic, old-fashioned commands.
DOS Universal version...*.DOS.*
DOS Unix version...RM*.DOS.
DOS Utilities? Naah, we got Columbus Southern Electric
DOS VI: The Wrath of Con
DOS Vatican version...DOS.AMEN
DOS Version 6.22...or DOS Opus 6.22, for music lovers.
DOS Video version...DOS.MTV
DOS Vietamese version 1...NGYUN.DOS
DOS Vietamese version 2...HO.CHI.DOS
DOS ViruScan initiated -- Windows found: Delete?  (Y/y)
DOS World Wide Web version...DOS.WWW
DOS Yiddish version...OY!DOS
DOS Yippes version...DOS.BMW
DOS bugs - They just keep on going, and going, and going
DOS call to load WINDOWS: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
DOS can help get you out of a mess - DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
DOS can support 666k of RAM. (Could it be Satan?)
DOS descriminates against the stupid and the confused
DOS dos  n., Span.  OS/2
DOS error 324: eof on tagline file
DOS family: Female: MS-DOS Doc.: DR-DOS Engineer: PC-DOS
DOS for Dummies - Steve Wozniak
DOS for dummies? Isn't that what Windows is?
DOS gets in your eyes!
DOS gets the work done while Windows plays with the screen
DOS has the right idea. I typed in AMIGA: Bad command or filename
DOS has trashed all your files. Have a nice day.
DOS is Venerable. Windows is Vulnerable. OS/2 is Viable, Valuable,
DOS is a boot sector virus
DOS is an operating system that boots WIN3!
DOS is just a bootstap loader for Windows 3.1
DOS is just an Icon in Windows 3.1
DOS is just an operating system that loads Windows 3.1!
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows
DOS is just an operating system that tries to run WINDows 3.x.
DOS is like a dream... A very bad one!
DOS is the wound.  Windows is the scab.
DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
DOS is todays CP/M - Windows is tomorrows CP/M!
DOS is your PC.  Windows is your PC on drugs.  Any Questions?
DOS isn't dead, it just smells funny
DOS isn't done until something will run.
DOS means Do Other Stupid
DOS means never having to live hand to mouse.
DOS means not living hand-to-mouse
DOS memory management--a contradiction in terms
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... ___ Blu
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename, Dude!"
DOS never says "GOOD command or filename"
DOS never says "H(ave the baby), G(ive up), P(ay attention), S(ucceed)
DOS never says "RAD command or filename"
DOS never says AWESOME command or filename
DOS never says, "EXCELLENT command or file name"
DOS never says: "Excellent command or filename." Why?
DOS of Borg: Prepare...oops, out of memory!
DOS operating system
DOS problems? Put SET BUGS=OFF in your CONFIG.SYS
DOS tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS this always have to happen to me?
DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.
DOS users do it as soon as prompted.
DOS utilities? Naah, we got Ontario Hydro!
DOS utilities? Naah, we got Ottawa Gas and Electric!
DOS v5.0 - Resistance is useless. You will be assimilated
DOS what I said, weren't you listening?
DOS' Edit.com is free! Now we know we *truly* get what we pay for!
DOS+WIN=CRASH
DOS+Windows...The turtle and its shell
DOS, Windows, and OS/2: The Three Kludges
DOS, this is WINDOWS95, I'm taking over the harddisk!
DOS- Dumb Obsolete System.
DOS- Venerable.  Windows- Vulnerable.  OS/2- Viable, Valuable,etc.
DOS-O-MANIA : Reboot is not kicking your computer again
DOS-O-MANIA : Root is not the book Alex Haley wrote.
DOS. Basic plug and pray technology.  - Bruce Roberts
DOS...Windows...OS/2. An elephant is a mouse using OS/2
DOS:  Delivery on Sunday
DOS:  Disk Obliterating System
DOS:  Doesn't Operate Steadily.  A vast chasm where programs are lost.
DOS:  Never Having to live Hand-to-Mouse.
DOS:  Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS: "Yes." * Mac: "Maybe." * Amiga: "What was the question?"
DOS: 1968 Volkswagon * Mac: 1972 Triumph Spitfire * Amiga: '32 Indian
DOS: Accounting * Mac: Desktop Publishing * Amiga: Ritual sacrifices
DOS: Allman Brothers * Mac: Herbie Hancock * Amiga: cats in heat
DOS: Alvarez guitar * Mac: Conn Trumpet * Amiga: Pershing Kazoo
DOS: Amtrack * Mac: ValueJet * Amiga: Hindenburg
DOS: Brunette * Mac: Blonde * Amiga: Tie dyed
DOS: CDs * Mac: 8 track * Amiga: Edison cylinders
DOS: Catholic Church * Mac: Scientology * Amiga: Pagan Sex Magic
DOS: Classic Rock * Mac: Cool Jazz * Amiga: "Mary had a little lamb..."
DOS: Damned Obfuscated Sh**
DOS: Dead on Site.
DOS: Defunct Operating System
DOS: Foreplay * Mac: Sex * Amiga: "I have a headache."
DOS: John F. Kennedy * Mac: Richard Nixon * Amiga: Warren G. Harding
DOS: Missionary position * Mac: Doggy style * Amiga: Crossdressing
DOS: Sex with a blonde * Mac: Sex with a redhead * Amiga: Playboy
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
DOS: The bastard child of CP/M and UNIX
DOS: The last WORKING OS!
DOS: The thrill of VGA, the agony of DELETE.
DOS: Venerable   Windows: Vulnerable   OS/2: Viable
DOS: White bread * Mac: White bread and gravy * Amiga: purple mushrooms
DOS: black silk teddy * Mac: blue satin bustier * Amiga: clown suit
DOS: cordless * Mac: cellular * Amiga: two tin cans tied together
DOS: nightgown * Mac: lingerie * Amiga: flannel jammies
DOS: o2 * Mac: Co2 * Amiga: H2So4
DOS: pretty functional * Mac: pretty pictures * Amiga: pretty strange
DOS=Dumb Operating System
DOS=HIGH    Hmm, I knew it was on something
DOS=HIGH, WINDOWS=DRUNK, LOGIC=OFF!
DOS=HIGH... That explains the erratic behaviour!
DOS=HIGH... Yah I just KNEW it must be on somthing!!!
DOS=HIGH....I wonder what drug it's using
DOS=HIGH: That explains the "Your PC is stoned" msg
DOS=HIGH; PATH=C:\COCAINE;C:\HEROIN;C:\ACID;C:\BEAVIS\AND\BUTTHEAD
DOS=HIGH?  I knew it was on something.
DOS=HIGH?  Well, I guess that explains everything!
DOS=HIGH? Hmmm... I knew it was on something.
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something
DOS=HIGHYah I just KNEW it must be on something!!!
DOS=High, like we didn't already know that.
DOS=Your PC. Windows=Your PC on drugs. Any Questions?
DOSHIGH = I knew it was on something.
DOSSHELL-Where you go for gas when DOSCHEVRON is closed.
DOSSHELL... Where you go when DOSESSO is closed.
DOSSHELL:  Where you go for gas when DOSEXXON is closed
DOSSHELL?  Of course DOS is hell
DOSSHELL?  You mean DOS's Hell!
DOSSHELL? Of course DOS is hell.
DOSSHELL? Of course, DOS IS hell! (But WIN fires the furnace!)
DOSVER Enhanced Headquaters
DOSdate 6.0: Today the hard drive reformatted itself
DOT! CUTENESS! ACTIVATION! - Sailor Dot
DOT.DAT not found, using DOTTY.DAT....#$&!*! NO CARRIER
DOT.EXE found, computer now incredibly cute.
DOT.EXE loaded, computer will dress up in five seconds.
DOT.EXE loaded. Attempting to act cute
DOTTIE called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
DOUBLE DENSITY : The permanent state of mind of the office idiot.
DOUBLE WHITE LINES: Overtaken und Krunchen.
DOUBLESPEAK ALERT! Man the battle stations! DOUBLESPEAK ALERT!
DOUCHE........................The Italian word for twelve
DOUCHE..The Italian word for twelve
DOUGLAS MacARTHUR - I Shall Not Return
DOUGLASS TABB JUDE LANGHORNE HOWARD WATSON CLARKE    * VA 1630 - 1830
DOV: Divide and OVerflow
DOWN AND OUT: A very ugly gay guy...he has to go out with girls.
DOWN WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!
DOWNLOAD:  Ingesting files; feeding your computer.
DOWNTIME -- Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality in the office.
DOWNTIME:  A computer that is on bedrest
DOWNTIME:  When the computer is on bedrest
DO_IT (sexual)(Do_It001, 002, 003) Barry Blaes  2023 - Posted to ALL
DP Now I have been a sysdo it for applause
DP&gt;&gt; (No I do not carry Fidonet on my system.)
DP&gt;&gt; Now I have been a sysop for ohhhabout 15-20 years. Longer
DP&gt;&gt; than Fidonet has been up (I remember when it was first introed)
DP&gt;&gt;* Amiga: two tin cans tied together
DP: Destroy Peripherals
DPC: Decrement Program Counter
DPC: Double Precision Crash
DPCS: Decrement Program Counter Secretly
DPG: Double Precision Guess
DPK: Destroy storage Protect Key
DPMI: Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent
DPN: Double Precision No-op
DPR: Destroy PRogram
DPS: Disable Power Supply
DR DOS, where MS DOS goes to find what she is lacking
DR-DOS Windows Compressor: XDEL \WINDOWS\*.* /R /S /N /D
DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS.
DR. DOOR-KNOB - Crow's super hero
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Stick out your tongue and say Aah. FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER: Why should I? I'm not angry with you
DR. LEONARD MCCOY - I'm dead, Jim.
DR. SEUSS - Theodore I Was
DR. SEUSS' Are You My Proctologist?
DR. SEUSS' Aunts in My Pants
DR. SEUSS' Fox in Detox
DR. SEUSS' Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
DR. SEUSS' Hop On Mom
DR. SEUSS' Horton Fakes an Orgasm
DR. SEUSS' Horton Feels a Ho
DR. SEUSS' How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
DR. SEUSS' I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
DR. SEUSS' My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
DR. SEUSS' Oh, the Place You'll Scratch and Sniff!
DR. SEUSS' The Cat in the Blender
DR. SEUSS' The Grinch's Ten Inches
DR. SEUSS' The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
DR. SEUSS' Who Shat in the Hat?
DR. SEUSS' Yentl the Lentil
DR. SEUSS' Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
DR. SEUSS' Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
DR: Detach Root
DRACULA - Down For The Count
DRACULA: What do people say about me? MRS. DRACULA: They think you're a pain in the neck
DRAF: DRAw Flowchart
DRAGON.OD not found. Write a new book? Y/n [_]?
DRAGON: a lizard with indigestion.
DRAM: Decrement RAM
DRAMA STUDENTS do it for applause.
DRAMA STUDENTS do it with an audience
DRAMS and Bill Clinton - Chips and Dip
DRAT! Busy again!
DRAW! - Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy  I don't have..a..- The TIck &lt;BLAM!&gt;
DRAW, Partner!   Why, certainly! Commercial or Fine?
DRBA: Deposit Round-off in my Bank Account
DRD: DRop Dead
DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing
DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz
DREAMWARE:  THEY send YOU $25 if you use it longer than 30 days
DRI: Disable Random Interrupt
DRILL SERGEANT: An army dentist
DRINK CANADA DRY!  Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying!
DRINKING KILLS SLOWLY - So what?  I'm not in a hurry!
DRIP - Don't Return Incumbent Politicians!
DRIVE FAILURE!  Remove cat paw from Drive A:
DRIVE NO FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY
DRIVERS do it with their cars
DROM: Destroy ROM
DRONE: The sound of a single monk during an attack of Crotchet
DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.
DROPPED CARRIER: No longer dating the mailman
DROPPED FROM UTS is just VM's way of saying Booga, Boo
DROPPED FROM UTS is just VM's way of saying UTS is out to lunch
DRT: Disconnect Random Terminal
DRUG DEALERS avoid big busts.
DRUGGISTS fill  it.   
DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.
DRUIDS do it in the bushes
DRUIDS do it naturally.
DRUIDS do it with animals
DRUIDS leave no trace
DRUMMERS always have hard sticks.
DRUMMERS beat it.   
DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.
DRUMMERS do it longer
DRUMMERS do it louder.
DRUMMERS do it with a better beat.
DRUMMERS do it with both hands and feet
DRUMMERS do it with great rhythm.
DRUMMERS do it with rhythm
DRUMMERS do it with their wrists.
DRUMMERS have faster hands.
DRUMMERS pound it.
DRUNKS do it all over their shoes.
DRY DOC:  An abstemious physician.
DRY ICE(n): a carbon dioxymoron
DRYWALLERS are better bangers.   
DS  Southern Pines, NC
DS&gt;... [5;32;40mAm I crazy... Or is this tagline blinking? [0m
DS9 - To Boldly Sit Where No One Has Sat Before
DS9 -- last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies.
DS9 Doctor:  Turn me on!
DS9 Hiatus In Filming: (A)ttend Cons, (D)o other films, (L)ive life
DS9 Prank #4: Change Jake's baseball program to cricket
DS9 Sniglet #1--obrienate (v.): To curse at a computer.
DS9 Sniglet: imsorryodo (excl)-What you say after you step in a bucket
DS9 can have a lot more fun--and it does, too! - Anna Steven
DS9 is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek.
DS9 meets Moonbase Alpha:  Odo and Maya - love at first ooze.
DS9 will be destroyed. O'Brien to O'Brien
DS9's Runabout Policy--Crash all you want; we'll make more!
DS9:  To boldly stay put where no one has stayed put before.
DS9: Boldly sitting where no one has sat before
DS9: Last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies!
DS9: The OFFICIAL Star Trek series of the 1996 Olympics!
DS9: To boldly stay put where no one has stayed put before
DS9: To bore old worlds, to seek out no life, just sit there
DS9: Twice the plot, but still the same great Trek flavor!
DS9: We'll leave the wormhole on for ya.
DS9: Weekend at Bariel's
DS: Deadlock System
DSD: Dismount System Disk
DSI: Do Something Interesting
DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek.
DSN:  Last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies!
DSO: Disable System Operator
DSO: Do Something or Other
DSP. one before.. ESP !!!
DSP: Degrade System Performance
DSR: Detonate Status Register
DSS.."The Wonder Dish"..I wonder how I got talked into buying this?
DST: Deadlock System Tables
DSTD: Do Something Totally Different
DSUIT: Do Something Utterly, Indescribably Terrible
DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron
DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly
DSZ ha ha ho ho -oh -me -oh -my
DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!
DSZ is a thrill a minute
DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz
DSZ port 2 speed 300 ha ha tee hee rz -ZZZZzzz
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
DSZ, Super8k, Xmodem: The hideous, the bad and the ugly
DSZ.DOC: Great tech-weeny ramblings, good rolling paper.
DSZ1119.ZIP  "Look out Jack,  CHUCKIE'S BACK!"
DT%FFP: DecTape \(em unload and Flappa FlaP
DT%SHO: DecTape \(em Spin Hubs Opposite
DTA Don't Trust Anyone  -Stone Cold Steve Austin
DTB: Destructively Test Bit
DTC: Destroy This Command
DTE: Decrement Telephone Extension
DTF: Dump Tape to Floor
DTFS: Dump Tape to Floor and Shred
DTI: Do The Impossible
DTITS: Don't take it too serious
DTJ-BBS:  The only BBS program endorsed by the author's mother.
DTK  - Dump to keyboard (Irish Assembler)
DTMB!
DTRT                  Do The Right Thing
DTRT: Do The Right Thing
DTVFL: Destroy Third Variable From Left
DU-DU-DU-Tat's all folks!
DU.S. SUPREME COURT  
DU: Dump User
DUCK (n): National Bird of Iraq
DUCK SEASON! RABBIT SEASON! RABBIT SEASON! DUCK SEASON! FIRE!
DUCKS! BIG FRIGGIN' DUCKS! BITING THE HEADS OFF NUNS!
DUCT TAPE ha sDark and Light Sides and binds the universe together
DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together
DUCTIA: A lot of mallards
DUCTIA: Vire's organum
DUD: Do Until Dead
DUET:  To accomplish or acheive.
DUH.. Can I help it if I'm so taglineable??
DUL: Delete Utility Library
DUMB BLONDE(n): a peroxymoron?
DUMB BLONDE: your basic peroxymoron.
DUMB TERMINAL, EH? KISS MY PARALLEL PORT!
DUMB:  Buying water that spells NAIVE backwards.
DUMB: "We need safer guns and safer bullets."- Jocelyn Elders, 12-8-93
DUMB: Buying water that spells NAIVE backwards.
DUMB:"We need safer guns and safer bullets."- Sur. Gen. Elders,12-8-93
DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush&lt;&lt;&lt;
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert
DUNGEON MASTERS do it any way they feel like
DUNGEON MASTERS do it anywhere they damn well please
DUNGEON MASTERS do it behind a screen
DUNGEON MASTERS do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics
DUNGEON MASTERS do it to you real good
DUNGEON MASTERS do it whether you like it or not
DUNGEON MASTERS do it with dice
DUNGEON MASTERS have better encounters
DUOE            Dried-Up Old Eunuch
DURACELL.BAT - ARCed.   SysOp is shocked!
DURAN DURAN - NO. K. NO K
DURAN _ DURAN  -    RIP_ RIP
DUST(n): Mud, with the juice squeezed out of it
DUST:  A protective covering for furniture.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out
DUTCH:  Zalig Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieukjaar
DUTY: for a Honda 'Civic Duty'.
DUTY: for an Audi, 'Audi Duty'.
DUWL: Doubled up with laughter
DV + XT &gt; DV + 386
DV + XT > DV + 386
DV Tree ==&gt; Turbocharged DESQview
DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal!
DV-DT: on a Honda Civic Si.
DV386is like democracy; not perfect but better than
DW&gt; &lt;fwump&gt; "Message for you, sir!" &lt;thud&gt; -- Concorde
DW: Destroy World
DWARF: I wanted a BUD LIGHT! Stupid Humans
DWI should be changed to Driving with Intent to MURDER!
DWIM ; Do What I Mean
DWIMC                 Do What I Mean Correctly
DWIT: Do What I'm Thinking
DWIW: Do What I Want
DYDG         "Die, Yuppie, Die!" Grin
DYFR: Delete Your F***ing REPs!
DYHA the Newfie girl who thought a 17" Viking was a sexy Scandinavian?
DYHA the Newfie who wanted to a dart's team goalie?
DYHA the Newfie who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman?
DYHA the Newfie who went ice fishing and caught a 40 lb ice?
DYHA= Did Ya Hear About
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR:  Your mistake is now everywhere
DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
DYSLEXIC PARTICLE PHYSICISTS do it with hadrons
DYSLEXICS od ti.
D`[1;35mirty deeds `[0;34m- DONE DIRT CHEAP!`[0m
Da Bearssss!
Da Vinci sent 900 copies of eMail 2.0 with Michaelangelo
Da bog postoji, na crkvama ne bi bilo gromobrana.
Da da da da da da da da KAAA-POOOWWWW!!!
Da da da da da da da da KAAA-POOOWWWW!!!--Scott Dupuis
Da da da dum.                            -Beethoven
Da da da dum. -Beethoven
Da je Hamlet manje gresio-knjiga bi bila tanja.
Da je raj bio tako blazen, Adam ne bi zagrizao jabuku.
Da li se Zakon o verbalnom deliktu primenjuje i za Tag?
Da li ti mislis ono sto ja mislim da ti mislis ?
Da mi je Kivi}ev mozak bar na mjesec dana pa da se dobro odmorim!
Da mi je se jednom otrezniti, kako bih se slatko napio!
Da mi je zenski mozak na mesec dana pa da se odmorim ko covek
Da mom didn't make da lunch, soda pop did.
Da nisam smotan, gde bi mi bio kraj ?
Da pobijem govna i gotova stvar!!
Da reason angels can fly is they take themeselves lightly
Da sam normalan, poludeo bih!
Da sam zensko bio bih kurva
Da se ja pitam ja bih ovuda proterao autobus
Da skola sto valja, svi bi je pred kucu gradili
Da su babi stator i rotor bila bi elektromotor
Da su kravi krila, cudna bi to letilica bila
Da trouble wit computers is, dey got no sense of humor
Da usne moje osete tvoje u senci naseg kestena
Da znam ko je zajebao stvar,odsekao bih mu i drugu nogu
Da#$# That synthahol doesn't work in Mr. Fusion!   - Doc Brown
Da's tegen de krokodillen, Bert.
Da, o onome koji je otisao na more.
Daaaaaaavvvvveeeeee....2001's Hal, using Windows 3.1
Dabble girls and holosuites, who needs Vegas?
Dabble in Scrabble
Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we?  -Milo
Dabbling in a bit of ironic foreshadowing, are we? - Bloom County
Dabo .. Gold .. You .. OWE .. MEEEEEE! - Quark
Dabo.  Latinum.  You.  OWE!  MEEEEEE! -- Quark
Dabogda imao Avogardov broj dece
Dabogda te milicija crtala kredom po autoputu.
Dabogda te silovao vagon kukuruza zrno po zrno
Dabogda ti crko bojler!!!
Dabogda ti kuca bila na CNN-u
Dabogda ti mama pevala na Palmi
Dabogda ti se nagomilalo gradivo :)
Dabogda u sledecem zivotu budem carinik!
Dachshund kennel ad:  Get a long little doggie
Dachshund:  Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Dachshund: half a dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Dachshunds are really small crocodiles with fur.
Dachshunds! They plump when you cook 'em!
Dachsund: half a dog high by a dog and a half long!
Dad - Bud's out kissing a real girl... no blow-up tube or anything!
Dad always liked You best! -Lucifer
Dad had to pull him out with the come-along - Tom gossips
Dad heads for the caning exhibits - Tom
Dad invented a new way of doing math, THINKING!
Dad only hit me once ... with the Buick.
Dad really messed you up, didn't he? - Dot to Arthur   [The Tick]
Dad was a wonderful baseball player. I was his first error
Dad was dumb when I was 16, at 35 he's a lot smarter.
Dad would whoop us every night til a quarter after twelve
Dad!  Come to the bathroom! Look what I just Downloaded!
Dad!  Dad!  Where do you keep your guns?  - - Calvin
Dad!  You killed the Zombie Flanders! -- Bart Simpson
Dad! I told you *not* on the rug! -- Tom Servo
Dad! I told you NOT on the rug - Tom
Dad! Mr. Fixit broke your beer!
Dad! You killed the Zombie Flanders! - Bart Simpson
Dad's a UNIX; mother board.
Dad's mental! - Frank on loud old man
Dad's mental! -- TV's Frank
Dad's new girlfriend's name is Smirnoff
Dad, I don't wanna be around when the beans kick in -Mike
Dad, I need a note for school tomorrow - preferably a $10 bill
Dad, I said it was a matter of honor, remember?   James Dean
Dad, I wish you could just SHUT YOUR BIG YAPPER!!  -- Matt Foley
Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Rush. - Chelsea
Dad, I'm dating a negro - Tom
Dad, You wouldn't BELIEVE how it turned out! -Jesus
Dad, do people ever spontaneously combust? -Calvin
Dad, do we HAVE to watch ANOTHER Star Trek Movie?
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
Dad, do you think Santa has a modem?
Dad, don't deny the world the sight of your fat can.
Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere!
Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush.  -Chelsea Clinton
Dad, there's a dead fish upon the landing!
Dad, there's this neat BBS in China
Dad, what does "Formating Drive C" mean?
Dad, what does peanut butter grow on?
Dad, what does peanut butter grow on? -- Zachary Butler
Dad, what makes wind? --Calvin. Trees sneezing. --Dad.
Dad, what's retirement? Al: It's when a woman marries and a man dies
Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! He was a zombie?
Dad, your polls took a big dive this week - Calvin
Dad:  Nature's Money Tree
Dad:"Did YOU make these 1-900 calls?"
Dad?...Dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad... - Simba
Dada baba.                              A child learning to speak
Dada wouldn't buy me a Bauhaus
Dada. - Maggie
Dada. - Maggie Simpson
Daddy ! Was that you're waterproof keyboard? S.I. Cyr
Daddy - What does FORMAT C: do????
Daddy ... Gary ... Gary ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr - Baby, Dinosaurs
Daddy O's soon gonna be DEADy-O - Crow on chase scene
Daddy are We There Yet?:  by  Miles Away
Daddy did bird impressions - in a ginger wig he looked vile !
Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face.
Daddy it wasnt an accident. Krueger killed Dan-Alice
Daddy needs his love medicine - Joel as couple kisses
Daddy says I'm the best French kisser he ever had.
Daddy was a rolling tagline
Daddy what d'ya leave behind for me?
Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again?
Daddy!  Let  me push a(*$#!@#  NO  CARRIER
Daddy!  Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy!  What does UNREGISTERED mean???
Daddy! I Can Hear The Sea! No Darling, It's The Fan Of MY PC
Daddy! Let me push a(*$#!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?
Daddy! why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy?
Daddy's flown across the ocean, leaving just a memory -Floyd
Daddy's gone cross the ocean, leaving just a memory
Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight! - The Mask
Daddy's privates and a cat's springy cat toy are interchangeable
Daddy, PC got hot so we gave him a drink
Daddy, What does 'format drive C' mean?
Daddy, What does this {BEEP!} red button do?
Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??
Daddy, are we there yet?
Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?
Daddy, can I please be a street-kid when I grow up?
Daddy, could I please have an ant farm for Christmas? asked Tom petulant
Daddy, daddy what is incest? Shut up and suck
Daddy, does "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
Daddy, h27-10-94 (18:24)             Number: 207
Daddy, have you been eating my boyfriends?
Daddy, how come my magnet won't pick up your disks..?
Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?
Daddy, is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?
Daddy, it said Format C:? and I pushed Y for yes. Is that OK?
Daddy, please bring me a rat from the race today?
Daddy, tell me the story about when there were 2400 baud modems.
Daddy, the computer says to call your service technician
Daddy, watch your little black sheep runnin'! - Tori Amos
Daddy, what does "78% of C: formatted" mean?
Daddy, what does "FORMATING C:\" mean?
Daddy, what does "Formating Drive C:" mean?
Daddy, what does "Read Error in FAT" mean?
Daddy, what does "formatting c drive" mean?
Daddy, what does "off topic" mean?
Daddy, what does '78% of C: formatted' mean?
Daddy, what does 'Formatting Drive C' mean?
Daddy, what does 'Now formating drive C:' mean?
Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?"
Daddy, what does FORMATING DRIVE C: mean?
Daddy, what does Format C: mean?
Daddy, what does Formatting 90% mean?
Daddy, what does RESET mean
Daddy, what does format C: mean? NO, JEFFERY!
Daddy, what does this little red but&+^ao*NO CARRIER
Daddy, what does this mean?  NO! JOHNNY, DON'T CLIC---
Daddy, what does this red button do?/%}NO CARRIER
Daddy, what happens if my foot is caught in the 'lescalator?
Daddy, what is this big red butto(*^&^ NO CARRIER
Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!? -Floyd
Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there?
Daddy, what's the switch on the back of the mod &lt;click&gt; NO CARRIER
Daddy, what's this for?
Daddy, what's this shinny thing I pulled from the printer.
Daddy, when I grow up I wan to be a politician
Daddy, why are you swearing? Have you screwed up again?
Daddy, why can't this magnet pick up this floppy?
Daddy, why doesn't this magenet pick up this floppy disk?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up your diskettes?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet stick to these diskettes?
Daddy, why isn't my magnet picking up this floppy disk?
Daddy, why won't magnets pick up floppy disks?
Daddy, why won't my magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Daddy, why won't my magnet pick up your floppy?
Daddy, why won't my magnet pick up your magnetic disks?
Daddy, why won't this magnet pick up this disk?
Daddy, why won't this magnet pick up this floppy?
Daddy, why won't this magnet pick up your magnetic disks
Daddy, you DID have a backup, didn't you?
Daddy, your mouse is drinking my milk - look!  AARRGGHH!
Daddy-O? Must be Harry O's father - Crow
Daddy.  What does Formatting Drive C: mean?
Daddy.  What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean?
Daddy. what does formatting the C drive mean?
Daddy.... what does FDISK do?
Daddy: (if unknown, attach list of three suspects): _______________
Daddy?  Is FORMAT C: /U bad?
Daddy?  What's this little button for? !@# NO CARRIER
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Daddy?  Why doesn't this magnet stick to these diskettes?
Daddy? What does "Formatting Non-Removable Disk" Mean?
Daddy? What does this little red but - -)&@%)*%# NO CARRIER
Daddy? What's Vietnam? - Crow to Joel
Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER
Daddy? What's this switch do? %&@@#(& NO CARRIER
Daddy? Why doesn't this magnet stick to these diskettes?
Daddy? Why don't fish smile?
Daddy? what's this red button fo.... no carrier
Dadillydoodilly. - Maggie Flanders
Dads count their age by counting their ties.
Dady.  What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean?
Daemons found in system; (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)BRP
Daemons in system:  (A)bort (R)etry (L)BRP
Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable!
Daffy Duck of Borg:  "You're too despicable to assimilate!"
Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithspicable!
Daffy Duck of Borg: We will assimilate your Egos!
Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!
Daffy Duck of Borg:"You're too despicable to assimilate"
Daffy Duck? He's sorta like the Egyptian God of Frustration. -Zack
Daffy of Borg -- What do you mean =we= will?
Daffy of Borg: "Yooouuu're assimilatable!"
Daffynition #105:  Cartoons - music played in an automobile.
Daffynitions #46 - Fog:  The air apparent.
Dafination of Seafood Diet -- Eat all that you see! Then Diet!
Daftly going where no sane person would dare go, on a unicycle yet!
Daftly going where no sane person would dare go.
Dafynition #287:  TSR - Trash System Randomly
Dag Hammerschold?  Donna Fargo?  Crispin Glover? -- TV's Frank
Dag nab it Edwin, weuns is ahavin sum fun hear now!
Dag nabbit!  He's discovered us!
Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
Dahh! Me th-th-thmart!! Me make th-th-thingz go!!
Dahlmer on cooking : Beans and Frank; Apairaguts
Dahlmer on cooking : Bob's B-B-Q Ribs; Chuck's Roast
Dahlmer on cooking : Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees
Dahlmer on cooking : Finger Sandwiches; Baked Alaskan
Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
Dahlmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill
Dahlmer on cooking : Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie
Dahlmer on cooking : Pork Lo Men; Handburger
Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Be
Dahlmer on cooking : Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes
Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
Dahlmer on cooking : Spaghetti and Pete's Balls; Irish Stew
Dahlmer on cooking : Terry-Aki; Sloppy Joe's
Dahlmer on cooking : Tex and Mex Chili; Manwich
Dahlmer on cooking : Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Po
Dahlmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food
Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate!
Dahmer for Slim Fast: Two shakes, and a sensible teen for dinner.
Dahmer meals: Beans and Frank; Apairaguts
Dahmer meals: Bob's B-B-Q Ribs; Chuck's Roast
Dahmer meals: Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees
Dahmer meals: Finger Sandwiches; Baked Alaskan
Dahmer meals: Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
Dahmer meals: Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and Gary
Dahmer meals: Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats
Dahmer meals: Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie
Dahmer meals: Pork Lo Men; Handburger
Dahmer meals: Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Ben Soup
Dahmer meals: Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes
Dahmer meals: Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
Dahmer meals: Terry-Aki; Sloppy Joe's
Dahmer meals: Tex and Mex Chili; Manwich
Dahmer meals: Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast
Dahmer on cooking : Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees
Dahmer on cooking : Finger Sandwiches; Baked Alaskan
Dahmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats
Dahmer on cooking : Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes
Dahmer on cooking : Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast
Dahmer on cooking: BABY Back Ribs.
Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce
Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name,
Dahmer sings, "My Bologna Has a First Name."
Dahmer sings: My bologna has first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
Dahmer throws up on himself so that he is surrounded by warm friends!
Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food.
Dahmer uses teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner.
Dahmer wills body parts to L'Ecole Cordon Bleu...Film at 11:00
Dahmer wills body parts to Swanson...Film at 11:00
Dahmer's body cremated...350 deg, 4 hours, basted every 1/2 hour
Dahmer's last words, "Hey, let me have that broom."
Dahmer's theme song: 'My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R...'
Dahmer, Just a guy trying to get A Head!
Dahmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate!
Dahmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate! Did someone say sex?
Dahmers Cookbook: A Farewell to Arms.
Dahmers Cookbook: How to cook with Heard and Soul.
Dahmers Cookbook: How to get a head in refrigeration.
Dahmers Cookbook: Shortcuts to becoming a Head Chef.
Dai jo buu!   -Natsumi
DaiMon Perot of the Ferengi Party:  United We Steal
DaiMon Perot: I'm all ears, hooman!
DaiMon Tog is extremely relaxed right now -- Deanna
Dail USR's (800) support line.  They'd like to hear from you.
Dail-A-Prayer for Atheists: No answer!
Dail....Don't wish everyone did??
Daily Retention  - By Peter Knight
Daily affirmations - Tom on sunset
Dain Bramage?  No thanks.  I already have some.
Dain bramaged.
Dairy Queen:  Milkman in high heels.
Dairy farmers make their living off udders.
Dairy farmers owe their living to udders
Daisies of the world unite!  You have nothing to lose but your chains
Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but
Daisies!" "Is this Death?" -- The Doctor
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.
Daisy...Daisy...give me your answer, please
Daj mi bacac plamena i ja sam srecan covek
Daj mi kuku, da ti skratim ruku!
Daj se Ines, mame ti !
Dajes da te vole glumci, reziseri, novinari, ljudi neznani i znani,
Dal Cosby laughs his butt off, doctors think they can re-attach it
Dalai Lama: No. I will never abandon the principle of nonviolence.
Dale Davies - Forgot to pay his brain bill
Dale E. with a Ranger and a stove in the back could be interesting!
Dale Earnhardt - Winston Cup Champion 1994
Dale Earnhardt and Chevy, It just don't get no better!
Dale Earnhardt: Looking for 8 in 1998!
Dale Jarrett and FORD, It just don't get no better!
Dale, You are fast becoming my favorite slick person
Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late.
Dalek Cheerleaders:  2-4-6-8, who shall we exterminate?
Dalek Foreplay: "YOU WILL BE INSEMINATED!"
Dalek gardner to plant: "GERMINATE! GERMINATE!"
Dalek of Borg: 'Ass-im-il-ate, ass-im-il-ate'
Dalek of Borg: Assimilate!  Assimilate!!!  ASSIMILATE!!!
DalekDOS 1.5: (E)xterminate (I)mprison Doctor (T)alk to Davros
DalekDOS 6.3: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (E)xterminate!
DalekDOS v(overflow): (I)Obey (V)ision impaired (E)xterminate
DalekDos:  (S)eek, (L)ocate, (E)xterminate?
DalekDos:  Human user detected. Press any key to exterminate!
DalekDos: (E)xterminate (E)xterminate! (E)xterminate!!!
DalekDos: (S)eek   (L)ocate   (E)xterminate
DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it.
Daleko je zemlja Danska, a trulez se i ovde oseca
Daleks of Borg: "ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!"
Daleks of Borg: ASSIMILATE... ASSIMILATE...
Daleks of God
Dali's computer had a surreal port.
Dali-Cola.  It's surreal thing.
Dallas Cowboy Fanatic's Companion for DOS or OS2 is at clover.cleaf.com
Dallas Cowboy Fanatic's Companion for DOS/OS2/Windows: clover.cleaf.com!
Dallas Cowboy Fanatic's Companion: New! V1.1 includes Super Bowl XXX!
Dallas Cowboys!  Super Bowl XXVII Champs!  YES!!!
Dallas Cowboys:  The world's most feared football team.
Dallas Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot.
Dallas Driving #2: Everything is under construction.
Dallas Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system
Dallas Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers.
Dallas Stars in '94 -- Houston in '95!
Dallas still lives.  God MUST be dead
Dallas!!  You weren't in Texas, you were in New York Lite!!!!
Dallas, 7:00 AM, July 5, 1998.  Only Subgenii will be taken aboard.
Dallas, Texas, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way.
Dallas: The city that chose Astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing
Dalton Trumbull is a good screen writer. - Crow T. Robot
Dam We're Smooth!!!
Dam it Jim! How many times have I told you?! *NOT* the green women!
Dam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen
Dam your giver then fill her quiver
Damage control is easy.  Reading Klingon -- that's hard. - Scotty
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard.\SLMR\TAG
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon....that's hard. -- Scotty
Damage control report - Recall of previous evening - 2%
Damage control report: Dehydration level 45% - Kryten
Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard!
Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard!&lt;Scotty&gt;
Damage jackals ripping right through you! -Metallica
Damage note: "Jack Ass. loose in trunk. Tore up mat."
Damar Enterprises - Home of the shareware CD-boxes!
Dame if you will, and dame if you don't.
Damien Hirst tends to use everyday objects such as a shark in formaldehyde.  - Fashion Commentator, Radio 4
Damit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Damit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!!
Damit jim, I'm a doctor not a tagline.
Damm it, Jim!  I'm a doctor - not a very good actor!
Damm, another good fantasy destroyed by the facts. -Bloom County
Dammit @F, I'm a human being, not a liberal!
Dammit Beavis! Pull your pants up! --Butthead
Dammit Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor!
Dammit Bones .. I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Dammit Bones! Hey wait
Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!"
Dammit Bones...I'm a captain not a doctor!
Dammit Commander!  I'm a doctor, not a savate expert! - Bashir
Dammit Data, I'm a Doctor, not a biofunctions main tech!
Dammit I'm a human being NOT a program!
Dammit JANEWAY!  Im a HOLOGRAM not a doctor!
Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah!
Dammit Jim!  I'm a Doctor, Not a Brick-layer!
Dammit Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physician!
Dammit Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a recipe writer!
Dammit Jim!  I'm not a proctologist!  Now, get your ass out of here
Dammit Jim!  I've run out of things to say after that line!
Dammit Jim! -- I'm a SysOp, not a bricklayer!
Dammit Jim! How many times have I told you, not the GREEN women!
Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, Not a... (Job of Choice)
Dammit Jim! I'm a SysOp not a... Ok, I'll get right on it!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a tagline writer!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!
Dammit Jim! I'm not a proctologist! Now, get your a** out
Dammit Jim! It's another message for @F!
Dammit Jim! Oh sorry.. I just like saying that.. DAMMIT JIM!
Dammit Jim! That's a phaser, NOT a flashlight!
Dammit Jim, I am a Doctor, not a Cocktail waitress!
Dammit Jim, I am a corpse, not a Doctor!!
Dammit Jim, I'm a Computer Scientist, Not a Math Geek!
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Bulk Biller! � McCoy
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice)
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a ...he's willing pay HOW much?
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer! --Devil in the Dark
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Pentium! (Thank God.)
Dammit Jim, I'm a SysOp, not a "user."
Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
Dammit Jim, I'm a Trekkie, not a moderator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
Dammit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not Cthulhu!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ...(job of choice)!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Windows NT Beta Tester
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor!  Hey, wait a minute...
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a porn star!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Moderator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Sysop!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tagline!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a beta tester!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a drinks waiter!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a genealogist!  [`Bones' to Kirk]
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a record play &lt;click&gt; play &lt;click&gt; play &lt;c
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline generator!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH?
Dammit Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor! - McCoy
Dammit Jim, I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Dammit Jim, I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Dammit Jim, I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim, I'm a sadist, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim, I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper! - Lt. Jewls
Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh....
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor
Dammit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot.
Dammit Jim, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a, a.. oh yeah!
Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.
Dammit Jim, I've run out of things to say after that!
Dammit Jim, he's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him.
Dammit Jim, she's dead!  Get off her! - McCoy
Dammit Jim, she's dead!  Get off of her
Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! -- McCoy
Dammit Jim, she's dead! Now get off her!
Dammit Jim, you're a bad actor!
Dammit Jim--I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester!
Dammit Jim...I'm a moderator not a doctor!
Dammit John, I'm a user, not the sysop!
Dammit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekker!
Dammit Mulder, that's not my job! - Scully
Dammit Spock, I'm a Tagline doctor, not a patient.
Dammit Spock, You're just an ugly human!
Dammit Wesley! Get your feet off the ops console!!
Dammit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#!0;
Dammit no!  Don't pick up the pho^$ L% #!   NO CARRIER
Dammit no!  Don't pick up the pho^$ L%#!@&
Dammit no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L%a#!X+ NO CARRIER
Dammit where'd I leave that tagline?
Dammit!   I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!
Dammit!  Kira must've set up a force field... - O'Brien
Dammit!  We're picking up an exothermic reaction pattern! - O'Brien
Dammit! I hate having irreversible brain damage!
Dammit! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! - Cartman
Dammit, Beavis!  Pull your pants up! - Butt-Head
Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks. - Butthead
Dammit, Beavis, pull your pants up!
Dammit, Beavis, you are messed up! - Butt-Head
Dammit, Bones!  I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Dammit, Bones! I _need_ that book! "It's being read, Jim."
Dammit, Captain, I am an android, not a calculator! -Data
Dammit, Doctor, I'm a Bone, not a Gym, er
Dammit, I didn't ask for an opinion! - O'Brian to DSN Computer
Dammit, I didn't ask for an opinion. O'Brien
Dammit, I'm a Jim, not a Doctor! Wait.......How does that go again?
Dammit, I'm a doctor... he's willing to pay HOW MUCH????
Dammit, I'm a macro, not a tagline!!!
Dammit, I'm a security chief, not a babysitter!--Odo
Dammit, I'm a user, not the sysop!
Dammit, Janet!  I love you! --Brad
Dammit, Jim - It's a PHASER not a flashlight!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physic...umm..never mind
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a physician!  - McCoy
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm an actor, not an heirloom!
Dammit, Jim!  I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a .DOC not a .TXT!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a cubmaster!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a telephone repairman!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not your love slave.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a macro not a tagline!"
Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist,not a forecaster!
Dammit, Jim!!!...I've run out of things to say after that
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor! Not a Mechanic!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor! Not a Programmer!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a  He's willing to pay HOW MUCH?
Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a ...he's willing pay HOW much?
Dammit, Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor! - Bones, "In Living Color".
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor  he's willing to pay HOW MUCH?!?!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor - not a tagline generator!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH?!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not THE Doctor!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ...(job of choice)!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Sysop!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc...Oh, oh yeah.
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!!!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not some kind of medical technician!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not your love slave!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... oh, yeah
Dammit, Jim, I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a protocol droid, not a tagline writer..!
Dammit, Jim, I'm a tagline - not a doctor.
Dammit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh
Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, just a terrible actor!
Dammit, Jim, I've run out of comparisons!
Dammit, Jim, it's An Apple, Not A Computer!
Dammit, Jim, it's a Macintosh, not a computer!
Dammit, Jim.  I'm not a *graduate* doctor
Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping!
Dammit, Jim....I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Dammit, Shatner ..I'm an ACTOR, not a doctor!
Dammit, Shatner!  I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!
Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?
Dammit, Tuvok, the Prime Directive doesn't apply; they have COFFEE!
Dammit, What's the problem? (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
Dammit, forgot to insert a clever tagline.
Dammit, get off her, she's dead.
Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you?  _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you pillage!!
Dammit, it won't come off! Homer while wiping his INSANE stamp off.
Dammit, not yet! - Kira
Dammit, sometimes... I did stay inside the lines
Dammit, that isn't pizza.  It's got LEMON GRASS on it!
Dammit, what's the problem? &lt;*WHAM*&gt; - O'Brien
Dammit, what's the problem?!?! &lt;BIG KICK&gt; - O'Brien
Dammit, where'd I leave that recipe?
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dammit. I'm going to leave you home next time. - Garibaldi
Dammitt Jim...I'm a Doctor not a tagline writer
Damn
Damn - I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAIN GUN!
Damn - missed the train to reality again.  HERE, Smaug!
Damn - where'd I leave that tagline?
Damn Cryogenics, always makes these things taste freezer burnt!
Damn I love spell chekers!
Damn I'm good
Damn It Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Damn It Jim!! I'm not a Doctor, just a bad actor on a canceled show
Damn Jim, I'm a computer not a doctor.
Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!
Damn John Worfin and the horse he rode in on! &lt;John Bigbootie&gt;
Damn Klingon language camp is full - Tom
Damn Klingon language camp is full... -- Tom Servo
Damn Recognizer. - Flynn
Damn The Line Noise, Full Speed Ahead!
Damn aliens!! Get yer ship off'n my wheat field!!!
Damn all wizards, anyways!
Damn colonels!  You can't trust any of 'em! -- Col. Potter
Damn computers, takin' away everyone's job!
Damn door .CFG files.  And I thought SysOping was a hobby!
Damn fine coffee, and *hot*! -- Agent Cooper
Damn fine coffee, and HOT!
Damn fine ship if you ask me. - Scott
Damn it @F, you're thinking again
Damn it @TOFIRST@, you're thinking again.
Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor!
Damn it Bones, I'm a captain not a doctor!
Damn it Captain, I am an android, not a calculator - Data
Damn it Hank! Stop shedding on the couch!
Damn it Janet, I love you!
Damn it Jim - your a television personality not an actor!
Damn it Jim!  I'm a doctor not a beta tester!
Damn it Jim!  I'm a programmer; I NEVER READ THE README!
Damn it Jim!  I'm an Alzheimers patient, not a uh uh uh
Damn it Jim!  It's an Apple, not a computer!
Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Gallifreyan!
Damn it Jim! I'm just a doctor! --McCoy
Damn it Jim! I'm just a doctor! -Leonard Bones McCoy
Damn it Jim! It's one of @CFName's taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of @FROMFIRST@'s Taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of All's taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of Dan's Taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of Keith's taglines!.
Damn it Jim! It's one of Moderator's taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of Orville's taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of Ronald's taglines!.
Damn it Jim! It's one of Sandro's taglines!
Damn it Jim! It's one of Zackary's taglines!.
Damn it Jim! It's one of his taglines!
Damn it Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor! Not a Programmer!
Damn it Jim, I'm a Downloader NOT an Uploader !
Damn it Jim, I'm a SYSOP, not a Doctor!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not Cthulhu!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester.
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor!  Hey, wait a minute
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a magician
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not your horny little sex toy!!!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Sysop. --McCoy
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Windows betatester!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer language!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a genealogist! --Bones to Kirk
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a moderator!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a straight man
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an offline reader!
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH?
Damn it Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor! --McCoy
Damn it Jim, I'm a programmer, not a decorator!
Damn it Jim, I'm am Alzheimer's Patient, not a...uh..umm
Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh. --McCoy
Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimers patient, not a uh...uh...
Damn it Jim, I've run out of things to say after that line.
Damn it Jim, it's an Apple, not a computer!
Damn it Jim, she's dead! Get off her! --McCoy.
Damn it Jim, she's dead! Now get off her!
Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey. wait a minute!
Damn it Larry, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Damn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor!
Damn it Orville, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Damn it Orville, you're thinking again.
Damn it no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L%a#!X+ NO CARRIER
Damn it you're thinking again.
Damn it!  I didn't ask for an opinion. - O'Brien
Damn it!  I wanna be _their_ aliens.
Damn it!  Never trust my instincts. --Martin Blank
Damn it!  What's the problem?  *KICK* -- O'Brien
Damn it! I didn't ask for an opinion -- O'Brien
Damn it! If you were still a man...  -Sisko
Damn it! Now they're burning the Constitution! Put it OUT!
Damn it! What's the problem? **KICK!** -- O'Brien
Damn it, @F! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline.
Damn it, @F! I'm a doctor, not a tagline.
Damn it, @TFName! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline
Damn it, @TFName! I'm a doctor, not a tagline
Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline
Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline
Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm the *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline
Damn it, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks. --Butt-Head
Damn it, Beavis, pull your pants up!
Damn it, Beavis, you are messed up! --Butt-Head
Damn it, Benny!  I'm a Time Lord, not an athlete!
Damn it, Bones! I'm a starship captain, not a doctor!
Damn it, Captain, I am an Android, not a thesaurus! --Data
Damn it, Dal! I'm a doctor, not a tagline.
Damn it, Did I ask for an opinion...?
Damn it, I'm a DOCTOR not a TAGLINE!!!!
Damn it, I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter!
Damn it, Igor, I said "Brains!" Get that locomotive outta' here!
Damn it, Janeway!  I'm a hologram, not a Doctor!
Damn it, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Damn it, Jim!  I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
Damn it, Jim!  I'm a roleplayer, not a Satanist!
Damn it, Jim!  It's a Macintosh, not a computer!
Damn it, Jim!  She's a lesbian!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR, not a conference host!!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! ---McCoy
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pool man! --McCoy
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester! --McCoy
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an escalator! --Bones
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a meteorologist,not a forecaster! --McCoy
Damn it, Jim! I'm a roleplayer, not a Satanist!
Damn it, Jim! She's a lesbian!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a Borg, NOT a Doctor
Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not an actor!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor! --Bones, In Living Color
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not THE Doctor! --McCoy
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tagline. Dr. McCoy
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline -- Dr. McCoy
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... oh, yeah. --McCoy
Damn it, Jim, I'm a writer, not a computer programmer! --McCoy
Damn it, Jim, get off her, she's dead.
Damn it, Jim, he's dead, not just off duty.
Damn it, Jim, he's dead, not just reciting his mantra.
Damn it, Orville! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline.
Damn it, Orville! I'm a doctor, not a tagline.
Damn it, can't you get it right?  Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
Damn it, get off her, she's dead.
Damn it, tin mad!
Damn it, what do you want from me? - Sheridan to Kosh
Damn liberals - Mike on Mongol envoy
Damn right there is! - O'Brien
Damn sub-plots keep washing ashore... -- Tom Servo
Damn that television!  What a bad picture!
Damn the Borg! Full speed ahead!
Damn the DRAMs!  Keep it SIMMple!
Damn the Prime Directive!  Set phasers to Tagline Theft!
Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1
Damn the baud rate! Full speed ahead!
Damn the documentation - Full speed ahead!!
Damn the electric fence, damn the electric fence
Damn the macros, full speed ahead.
Damn the netmail, full speed ahead!!
Damn the prime directive. Give the Borg Windows!
Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead! -- DAVID FARRAGUT
Damn the torpedoes!  Full speed ahead!  -Farragut
Damn the torpedos man! full spead ahead!!
Damn this hobby is expensive!
Damn touchscreen, Anyone see my braille tagline?!!!!
Damn win95!
Damn you all to my place - Crow as Devil
Damn you sir!  You WILL try!    Spock
Damn you, Jack Abbott! Damn you to hell! Victor Neuman
Damn you, Servoooooo! - Crow
Damn your "Once more for old times sake."
Damn your Vulcan logic!
Damn!  HERE'S last month's phone bi %@&^(!$# NO CARRIER
Damn!  I wish I was your tagline
Damn! - Agnes
Damn! Another Romulan Warbird got sucked into the warp engines!
Damn! I backed up my hard driveover the cat!
Damn! I couldn't think up a tag!
Damn! I only have a 40 column displa
Damn! I'm out of taglines!
Damn! Look at the time! My boyfriend's gonna kill me!
Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
Damn! No nachos tonight - the sour cream's gone fresh.
Damn! Out of antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough,
Damn! Outta Anti-matter! I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough!
Damn! Send me your phonebill, I quoted @Q!
Damn! Stealing my own taglines
Damn! There hasn't been any vivisection here for so long!
Damn! Those are torpedoes -- full speed astern.
Damn!!  Fu*ked by the flying fickle finger of fate!
Damn, I HATE it when Quickling flashes me.. ;)  -Dire Wolf
Damn, I dropped the toothpaste, Tom said, crestfallen
Damn, I hate to miss my violin lesson - Nero
Damn, I love spell checkers!
Damn, I need a change of shorts again
Damn, I'm gonna make you moan
Damn, I'm starting to sound like you.
Damn, I'm starting to sound like you. - Peter to Caine
Damn, Monty Python in my head all day *again*.
Damn, after all the work I've done to get rid of that reputation!
Damn, always knew I should have been a doctor. - Sheridan
Damn, another mutation!
Damn, but I'm good!
Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammo- House
Damn, it's cold here
Damn, it's hard being different in a room of eccentrics
Damn, the CRAY is so SLOW (running Windoze)!
Damn, this cell phone sex is expensive! - The Romantic
Damn, this hobby is expensive!
Damn, this is fun!
Damn, we're smooth
Damn, we're smooth! - Beavis
Damn, where did I leave my AK47. I had it at McDonalds
Damn, where's my frigging memory when I need it? - Mutant Raccoon
Damn, you're ugly
Damn--I don't have any taglines on Raptor =(
Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHA
Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM)
Damn. - Ivanonva
Damn. --Ivanova.
Damn. -Ivanova/Babylon 5
Damn. I have plans for her! - Renimar Keth-Solamni
Damn. Oh well, on to plan B I guess... &lt;sets fire to head&gt; - Entrippy
Damn. � Saavik
Damn....if I wanted a book I would have gone to the library!!!
Damnable iteration... able to corrupt a saint. - Shakespeare
Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint. -- Tagspeare
Damnable, both sides rogue.             - Shakespeare
Damnation, n. - Eternal punishment decreed by a cruel and unusual God
Damnation: A beaver colony.
Damnation: Beaver country
Damnation?  Salvation?  The Tower. - Roland
Damned .GIF got noseprints all over my monitor.
Damned Agnostics burned a question mark on my lawn!
Damned Nazi Grasshoppers! - Mike as soldier
Damned Nazi grasshoppers!
Damned Nazi grasshoppers! -- Mike Nelson
Damned Secret Super Jerk - Crow as souveneir girl
Damned Secret Super-Jerk -- Crow T. Robot
Damned Unitarians burned a question mark on my lawn!
Damned fool...  I _knew_ he was gonna say that.
Damned if I do, Damned if I don't. So damn it, I will!
Damned in the crib and just got bigger
Damned sub-plots keep washing ashore - Tom
Damned tire changers! - Crow
Damned tire changers! -- Crow T. Robot
Damnit Beavis! Pull your pants up! - Butthead
Damnit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Damnit Janet, I love you!
Damnit Jim get off her, shes dead already!'
Damnit Jim!  I'm a Roleplayer, not a Satanist!
Damnit Jim! He's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him.
Damnit Jim! I'm a Sysop, not a User.
Damnit Jim! I'm a Sysop, not a... Ok, I'll get right on it!
Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Gallifreyan!
Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Sysop.
Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tag-O-Matic Beta Tester!
Damnit Jim! She's dead! Get off her! - McCoy
Damnit Jim! They teach Diplomacy at the Acadamy you know!
Damnit Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a text editor!
Damnit Jim, I'm a Paramedic not Mr. Goodwrench!
Damnit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline...
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a porn star!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a beta tester!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a detective!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, I'll get right on it.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ham on rye!!!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a navigator!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physician!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a telephone repairman!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not your blow up suzie doll!
Damnit Jim, I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Damnit Jim, I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Damnit Jim, I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Damnit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh....
Damnit Jim, she's dead!  Get off of her!
Damnit Q, enough is enough. -  O'Brien
Damnit Rudolph, I saif the *Schmidt* house!!!
Damnit security guard this in not your personal war -Mike
Damnit where'd I leave that recipe?
Damnit where'd I leave that tagline?
Damnit! I didn't ask for an opinion -- O'Brien
Damnit! What's the problem? **KICK!** -- O'Brien
Damnit, I did not ask for an opinion!  - O'Brien to DS9 Computer
Damnit, I did not ask for an opinion! O'Brien
Damnit, I hate it when Schwartz get tangled
Damnit, I'm an actor, not a doctor.... [DeForest Kelley]
Damnit, Igor, I said BRAIN! Get Deans head out of here
Damnit, Janeway! I'm a holographic suppliment, not a doctor!
Damnit, Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time!
Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor not a porn star!
Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Sysop!
Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not your love slave.
Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH?
Damnit, Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a... uh
Damnit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a tagline.
Damnit, Q.  Where are you? - Picard
Damnit, it won't come off! Homer while wiping his INSANE stamp off
Damnit, what's the problem? &lt;BIG KICK&gt; - O'Brien
Damnit, what's the problem?!  O'Brien
Damnit,I did not ask for an opinion!   -  O'Brian to DSN Computer
Damnosa quid non imminuit dies? --Horace.
Damogran, secret home of the Heart of Gold - HHGTTG
Damphousse checks Messier, Muller SCORES!!!  -   YES! SUCKERS!
Dan  Ceppa!  Sit down, you're rocking  the  boat!
Dan Googins?  What kind of a name is Dan Googins?? - Garibaldi
Dan Quale's library burned!  Both books destroyed!
Dan Quale: the only candidate who could persuade me to vote for Clinton
Dan Qualye: The EDLIN of Vice-Presidents
Dan Quayle - ...or worse, not to have a mind
Dan Quayle - the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dan Quayle -- The Kelly Bundy of politics.
Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away!
Dan Quayle ... the EDLIN of Vice Presidents
Dan Quayle Idaho license plate --&gt;  The Potatoe State
Dan Quayle Library Burned, Both Books Lost!
Dan Quayle Library burned.  Both books lost!
Dan Quayle Library up in flames, both books lost!
Dan Quayle Quote; What a waste it is to loose ones mind
Dan Quayle Virus: Forces your computer to run golf games from 10 AM t
Dan Quayle Virus: Sumthing's rong, ewe just can't figyour out
Dan Quayle asks:  "Are Cheerios bagel or donut seeds?"
Dan Quayle does it in the dark.
Dan Quayle does it with a potatoe [sic].
Dan Quayle fer Presidante in 1996!
Dan Quayle for President 1996!
Dan Quayle for President!  ACK! I've been shot!
Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer
Dan Quayle for USS Yamato Chief Engineer
Dan Quayle has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Dan Quayle is the Anti-Elvis!!!
Dan Quayle is the Fred Astaire of foot-in-mouth disease
Dan Quayle library burned!  Both books destroyed!
Dan Quayle of Borg - "We are Borg, that's B-O-R-G-E."
Dan Quayle only opens his mouth to change feet
Dan Quayle or Al Gore? Is this REALLY a hard choice?
Dan Quayle scares me as much as the next guy - Tom
Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds.
Dan Quayle vs. Murphy Brown. My money is on Murphy
Dan Quayle would DO IT, if he could find anybody to DO IT with
Dan Quayle's Englush Skils - By Sammy Literate
Dan Quayle's Library Burns Down!  Both Books Lost!
Dan Quayle's Library Burns!: Both books lost
Dan Quayle's Parents to be indicted for raising Dope!
Dan Quayle's Vietnam movie:  "Full Dinner Jacket"
Dan Quayle's library burned. Both books destroyed
Dan Quayle's library burned: both books lost!
Dan Quayle, the 'Windows' of politics.
Dan Quayle:  A real Mr. potatoe head.
Dan Quayle:  Rush Limbaugh's straight man.
Dan Quayle:  The Rosetta Stone of contemporary American comedy.
Dan Quayle:  the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Dan Quayle: "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."
Dan Quayle: A real Mr. potatoe head
Dan Quayle: America's first Vice-Presidential Inventive Speller!
Dan Quayle: If elected, I'll go to Korea
Dan Quayle: If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle: Rush Limbaugh's straight man.
Dan Quayle: The EDLIN of Vice Presidents.
Dan Quayle: a PROUD user of MicroSofte Windowse !!!
Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents.
Dan Rather - Liberal Media Specialist
Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk!
Dan Rather:  The EDLIN of newscasters
Dan Shaw has a 150 baud modem
Dan and his wife fight just so they can kiss and make up
Dan and if God exist how will you explain it in HELL.  D. Ward
Dan didnt drink. You know that-Alice
Dan nestaje, noc nastaje i bojim se
Dan's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour
Dan, are you reading Naked Lunch again?
Dan, get your mind outta gutter and back on the curb. ;)
Dan?  I know you can read this, Dan.  Dan?  I see you
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
Dana Scully of Borg: You don't REALLY believe in assimilation do you?
Dana Scully's Psychic Pskeptic; Fox Mulder's Personal Witch/Loveslave
Dana: "Say something sweet..."   Data: "Marshmallo !"
Danas je prvi dan ostatka tvog zivota - treba da castis
Dance 1, looks 2, so I married George Bush
Dance Band on the Titanic-Sing nearer My God to Thee
Dance The Night Away -- Van Halen
Dance With the 1 That Brung You
Dance a little closer to me tonight
Dance in lane, said the sign frugally.
Dance in your shadow I feel the pain
Dance is choreographed, acting is rehearsed, wrestling is fake!
Dance lessons cheap!  Our speciality the Horizontal Mambo
Dance like a butterfly.  Sting like a cat.
Dance naked in front of your pets
Dance on, wild winds, through the wild sky!
Dance the buttock jig
Dance whereever you may be.
Dance with me!  Please, someone, dance with me!! -Leland Palmer
Dance with me! Please, someone dance with me!
Dance with the Warchild   - Jethro Tull
Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard
Dance with the one that brought you and you can't go wrong.
Dance with the one that brung ya
Dance, dance, dance, crystal singing song tonight
Dance.  Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Dance... You got the chance
Dancer slows her frantic pace in pain and desperation..-RUSH
Dancers DO IT on the floor.
Dancers DO IT with grace.
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
Dancers do it on the floor.
Dancers do it to music.
Dancers do it with grace.
Dancers do it with rhythm.
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
Dancers show the creator's love in leaps and bounds!
Dancers usually drink tap water.
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus
Dances With Tribble - Stomp  SQUEAK  Stomp  SQUEAK
Dances With Tribbles.... stomp SQUEEK ..stomp SQUEEK
Dances With Tribbles:  "Stomp  SQUEAK  Stomp  SQUEAK"
Dances With Wolves - the theme of our senior prom.
Dances With Wolves - was the theme for our Senior Prom
Dances With...Something. I'm not sure - Tom
Dances with Borgs
Dances with Tribbles: "Stomp  SQUEAK  Stomp  SQEAK"
Dances with Tribbles: STOMP Squeak STOMP Squeak STOMP Squeak!
Dances with Tribbles: Stomp...SQUEAK   Stomp...SQUEAK
Dances with Wolves, Sleeps with Beavers.
Dances with Wolves, but sleeps with Chickens
Dances with wolves, but dallies with sheep
Dances with wolves, but fools around with sheep!
Dancin' fool  [picture of dancing jester]
Dancing - a vertical simulation of horizontal intentions.
Dancing On Your Grave -- Motrhead
Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah
Dancing With Their Fathers... Dancing With Their Sons
Dancing With Their Husbands... They Dance Alone... (Sting)
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play
Dancing eyes, hypnotized
Dancing eyes, hypnotized
Dancing for the slow release, first the boy then the beast.
Dancing girls. Nude. Lots. - Captain Beast
Dancing girls. Nude. Lots. - Commander Riker
Dancing in the dark produces broken legs
Dancing in the ruins tonight
Dancing in your underwear to Simple Minds - MST3K Catalog
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire
Dancing is a waste of time.    Cyd Charisse
Dancing on points is hazardous to your health
Dancing the skies on laughter's silvered wings
Dancing to the insane piping of flutes
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever.
Dancing with danger right until dawn
Dancing with flounders leaves me flat
Dancing with her sure reminds me of moving the piano.
Dancing with wolves ... sleeping with beavers.
Dancing with wolves ... sleeping with farm animals
Dancing, n. - A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire
Dancing:  A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Dancing:  A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire
Dancing: A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
Dandelion: A large friendly cat.
Dandolf the red haired Topic Cop
Dandruff - Chips off the old block
Dane Quayle Aboarde
Danes DO IT with little mermaids
Dang ankle-biters!
Dang cat. I wish I were still that agile
Dang it, I left my good Taglines in my other reader!
Dang me, Dang me, oughta get a rope and tie you up!
Dang me, better take a rope and 'ang me
Dang!  Man, I have a BIG mess to clean up!!!
Dang!  Where did I put that tagline?
Dang! Get my shotgun mama! The aliens are after the chickens again!
Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line
Dang, I hate being derivative. - Mutant Raccoon
Dang, this hobby is expensive!
Dang, where did I put that 50 Megaton nuclear warhead?
Dang... I was gonna put a really clever tagline here
Danger - Drunk Mage with a wand of fireballs - Darkwood
Danger Computer store ahead....hide wallet.
Danger Promises will self destruct in 5 minutes
Danger Setting:  "Death Incarnate!"
Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger!
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!  You'll grow hair on your hands!!!
Danger Will Robinson...that can make your palms grow hair
Danger and I are old companions. - Romulan Commander
Danger in 7G nutrilized. Have a nice day. - Sector 7G Voice
Danger is implicit in mortality. - Jeff Cooper
Danger the drug that takes you higher --U2
Danger was the price of memory and risk the cost of opportunity
Danger!  **Attention Span Exceeded!**
Danger!  **REDHEADED BABE ALERT!!**
Danger!  Beer Gut! -- Tom Servo
Danger!  Bi-Focals! -- Tom Servo
Danger!  Danger!  Book Store Ahead!  Hide Wallet!
Danger!  Danger, Will Robinson! - Robot
Danger!  Do not read while intoxicated
Danger!  Dry Wall!
Danger!  Dry Wall! -- Mike Nelson
Danger!  Human at keyboard!
Danger!  Twist Tie! -- Tom Servo
Danger! Anime Zone ahead! Wallet in Jeapordy!
Danger! Clown puddles! - Tom
Danger! Dad working.
Danger! Danger Will Robinson!  I said DANGER you little bas%7*3!
Danger! Danger! Obscure 1960's reference! Danger!
Danger! Danger, Crow T. Robot - Tom
Danger! Designed for Windows'95
Danger! Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha, ha, ha, ha! --Simba
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Danger! It's me! Danger! Off-topic messages! Danger!
Danger! Keep back at least 100M! Unexploded Pinto!
Danger! Keep clear at least 100M! Unexploded Terrorist!
Danger! Sysop may contain more caffeine than law allows!
Danger!!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger!! Wandering mind.  Please keep gate closed!!!
Danger!:  by  Luke Out
Danger!: Luke Out
Danger!Danger!Computer store ahead...Hide wallet
Danger, % M� 9��l�� q� ue�! �B q�� @ 910/111!  Off-topic messages!  Dan
Danger, % M� 9��l�� q� ��! �B q�� @ 910/111!  Off-topic m
Danger, % M� 9��l�� q� ��! �B q�� @ 910/111!  Off-topic messages!  Dan
Danger, @F @L!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, @F! On Topic messages! Danger!
Danger, @N@!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, @TO@! On Topic messages! Danger!
Danger, @TOFIRST@ Off-topic messages! Danger!
Danger, @fN@!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Bob Morgan, Danger!
Danger, Bob!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Brandon Wolgast!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Brian Babin!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Chris Evans!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!
Danger, DON SPIEGEL!  Dumb taglines!  Danger!
Danger, Darren Parker!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, David Bolack!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Donny Chan!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Heriberto Rivera!  Dumb taglines!  Danger!
Danger, Ian Singer!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Irena Koren!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, JOHN PULLIAM!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Jonathan Choo!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Josh Whitt!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Kenny Coppens!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Mike Copeland!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Moon!  You're having suffering from excessive happiness.
Danger, Orville Bullitt!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Pasi Partanen!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Peter Loeffler!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Rand!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Richard Bischoff!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Rose Spencer!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Sam Hammock!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Sam Thomson!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Sergey Lozovatskiy!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Steve Stacher!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, SysOp!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, TAXI!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Tim Kendrick!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Tom Sawyer!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Will Robinson!  Danger!
Danger, Will Robinson!  Off-topic messages!  Danger!
Danger, Will Robinson... that can make your palms grow hair
Danger.  Serious confusion has arisen.
Danger. Serious confusion@TO@ (c) @YEAR@, Copyright Walt Disney Audioanimatronics
Danger:  to have wet dreams under an electric blanket.
Danger: Explosive gas in rear.
Danger: Klingon headbangers present on dance floor!
Danger: Sharp learning curve ahead. - Dilbert
Dangerfield of Borg:  I tell ya, I get no respect, I told
Dangerfield of Borg: I tell ya, I get no respect, I told them resistance
Dangerous Dare:  Playing a drum solo on a Klingon's head.
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to Conclusions
Dangerous Job #1: Klingon Gynecologist
Dangerous Job #2: Ferengi Auditor
Dangerous Job #9: Romulan Politician
Dangerous Job #?:  Impulse Engine Exhaust Inspector
Dangerous Job #?:  Klingon Dentist
Dangerous Job #?:  Klingon Proctologist
Dangerous Job #?:  Live Target at a Klingon Phaser Range
Dangerous Job #?:  Red Shirt Security Officer
Dangerous Things : Tigers, Lions, Bears, Any Microsoft .0 release!
Dangerous combination: Gas and suppositories.
Dangerous exercise - jumping to conclusions
Dangerous robots have taken over our Electoral College! - Jack
Dangerous tagline . . . . . . . . . . . KA-BOOM!!
Dangerous things:  Lions, tigers, bears, and any Microsoft .0 release!
Dangerous to Self and Others
Dangerous to your starfleet, #TN#, not to this battle station!
Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station!
Dangerous: Klingon romance.
Dangit!!!  I forgot to put a new tape in the vcr
Dangle spit! - Joel
Daniel Boone might drive a Pathfinder.
Daniel Boone was one of Kentuck's four fathers
Daniel's World Tour - 95'
Danke schoen, Pilgrim, danke schoen... - John Wayne Newton
Danny Bonaduce on any given morning - Crow on zombie
Danny Bonaduce on any given morning -- Crow T. Robot
Danny DP The Bridge Between Tagline Addicts
Danny Davids - TIME's 1995 Moron of the Year.
Danny Davids - a couple of volts below threshold.
Danny Della Paolera's several nuts short of a full pouch
Danny Della Paolera? A lamer?!? You've got to be kidding!
Danny Della, you're playing the wrong message!
Danny Lidz: We've angered them. There's going to be repercussions.
Danny is in another time zone! - Larry
Danny is in another time zone! - Larry
Danny is not me. Girls can flirt with me. &lt;bloodstained grin&gt;--Dex
Danny's Wife (Body of Christie Brinkley, voice of Roseanne):    Nag, Nag, Nag! --VH at the Emmys
Danny's doing the Happy Dance of Returning FilkPersons again
Danny's three dot's short of a tagline!
Danny, I have said that this discussion of Rush is deadthere is *no*
Danny, if you don't take your hand OFF my hip--Kira
Danny, you are now officially today's Special Friend.--Yakko
Dannytos:  Shoot all you want, we'll make more. --T Dex
Dano - So.  It's a done deal
Dans ce monde de profit qui est le n�tre, tout se monnaie, tout se paye
Dans ces meubles laqu�s rideaux et dais moroses
Dans la vie, il existe trois types de personne : ceux qui savent compter, ceux qui ne savent pas
Danse, aime, bleu laquais, ris d'oser des mots roses
Dante makes me sick
Danzig, one of my favorite singers
Dap da-doooo dat, biddeleloooo dodahhhh, day wahwahwahwahwah - Kenton
Daphne du Maurier wouldn't have made it as an anti-smoking campaigner.
DarK AxiuM 'Help me im in hell'
Darby's Dictum: If you have to 'take it or leave it'--leave it!
Dare to be average
Dare to be calm
Dare to be different -- Matt Kleczewski, 1993
Dare to be difficult! -  gypsy pete
Dare to be naive
Dare to be naive. - R. Buckminster Fuller
Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you.
Dare to dream, Frank - Dr. Forrester, sarcastically
Dare to dream, Frank. - Dr. Forrester
Dare to dream--Nobody can take that away from you.
Dare to struggle - Dare to Window
Darf man eigentlich in fido doppelpunkt sein?
Dark Ages: Knight time
Dark Black Ominous Clouds
Dark Brothers - Purveyors of Fine Filth
Dark Dome Close! - Sailor Pluto
Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet"!
Dark Movie: A QM production - Tom on lousy lighting
Dark Shadows is a Dan Curtis Production
Dark colors absorb heat, why isn't it hotter in the shade
Dark detH DOES IT with women, while typing net messages. * DD *
Dark dirt is attracted to light objects, and dark dirt to light objects
Dark enough for ya? Paris
Dark enough for you, Harry? - Tom Paris
Dark enough for you?
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Dark is faster than light, otherwise one could see it
Dark is never night when dreams make up the light.
Darkman - Resistance is Crash.. Ring.. Ring.. Ring.. Ring
Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet.  -- Lips
Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horror-Metallica
Darkness is a friend to the skilled infantryman.  -Liddell Hart
Darkness is both friend and enemy. - Drow Proverb
Darkness must flow down the river of night's dreaming. -Riff Raff
Darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming
Darkness on the edge; shadows where I stand
Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse
Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse  -Japanese proverb
Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse.
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Darkness stirs, and wakes imagination- The Phantom
Darla, comin' up the front walk, you see the Shark anywhere?
Darlin', can't you see?  You can count on me!
Darling can't you hear me - S.O.S! - Abba
Darling you were wonderful! You really were quite good
Darling's Sickness strikes again!
Darling, I love you with all my heart and soul - Yakko
Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart           (urp)
Darling, poor fool, don't you know I'm in love with you? Bette Davis
Darling...please...please...do you love me as much as I love you?
Darling?  Put the hammer down, honey.  We can ta%)*&%$#NO CARRIER
Darling? Put the hammer down, please! NO! Not the compu%@#$%NO CARRIER
Darling? Put the hammer down, please! No, not ther%$$%@ No Carrier
Darlington Stripe on the Drivers Side?  Bad Day Huh?
Darmok and AMD:  When the processor names went cryptic
Darmok and Groucho, at the opera.
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra.
Darmok and Jelad at Burger King
Darmok and Jelad at McDonald's.
Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra
Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra. --Dathon
Darmok and Jelad, at Denny's.
Darmok and Jhilad at Burger King!
Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra
Darmok and Jilad at McDonalds
Darmok and Jilad at the Sears White Sale.
Darmok and Jilad at the mud-wrestling championships
Darmok and Jilad, at Denny's.
Darmok and Jilard at McDonalds
Darmok and Picard, drinking lots of Earl Grey
Darmok and Tenagra, at Burger King!
Darmok and Troi, their thighs slapping.
Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically.
Darn - Close that door!  Its cold in here!
Darn ... We're shaking again. (Los Angeles)
Darn I know that steering wheel was here a minute ago - GBodine
Darn I love spell chekers!
Darn It! The Red Man is just not getting any justice in America!
Darn John Worfin and the horse he rode in on! &lt;John Bigbootie&gt;
Darn Klingon language camp is full... -- Tom Servo
Darn Trekkers -- We outta space 'em all.
Darn all wizards, anyways!
Darn all you people and your two-page quotes!
Darn cat! Get off the keyboard!
Darn clever, these Earthligs. - McCoy
Darn clumsy mummy - Tom
Darn computer's got to learn not to make typos-E Shelsby
Darn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby
Darn fine coffee, and HOT!
Darn fool toy!
Darn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor
Darn it Jim!  I'm a doctor not a beta tester!
Darn it Jim! It's one of Gary's taglines!
Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute
Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp
Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a straight man
Darn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor!
Darn it Spock! Does everything have to be logical?--McCoy
Darn it Spock! I know the risk! We've got to make room for Dear Abby!
Darn it she's dead Jim!  Now get off her!
Darn it!  I didn't ask for an opinion. -- O'Brien
Darn it!  I hate getting run over by trains!  The Tick
Darn it!  I'm the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!
Darn it!  What's the problem?  *KICK* -- O'Brien
Darn it! I hate getting run over by trains! - The Tick
Darn it, @F! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline
Darn it, @F! I'm a doctor, not a tagline
Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline
Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline
Darn it, Janeway!  I'm a hologram, not a Doctor!
Darn it, Jim!  I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
Darn it, Jim!  I'm a roleplayer, not a Satanist!
Darn it, Jim! She's a lesbian!
Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy
Darn it, Louis! What did you go and wake me up for? - Sharie
Darn it, Picard! I'm a Q, not a doctor!!!
Darn it, he's got that clown chip in his positronic brain again
Darn it, it's Rape, Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
Darn it, where'd I leave that tagline?
Darn left my clean underwear at the room in the inn - Darkwood
Darn my h�n� �i�� �s n��s��
Darn sub-plots keep washing ashore... -- Tom Servo
Darn that h�n� �i�� �s n��s��
Darn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1.
Darn the baud rate, full speed ahead
Darn the cholesterol, full fat ahead!
Darn the documentation!  Full speed ahead!!
Darn the macros, full speed ahead
Darn the netmail, full speed ahead!!
Darn this hobby is expensive!
Darn those flandibulators !!!!!
Darn touchscreen, Anyone see my braille tagline?!!!!
Darn where did the rest of the quote go
Darn where did the rest of the quote go &lt;&gt;
Darn wizards anyways!
Darn wouldn't you know it, All my best taglines are one character too
Darn wouldn't you know it, All of my best taglines are one word too lo
Darn wouldn't you know it? All my best taglines are one character too lo
Darn you sir!  You WILL try!    Spock
Darn!  I hate it when I lose a buttonhole
Darn!  That's the end.
Darn! All the good ones are married, otherwise involved, or dead.
Darn! I thought SysOpping was a hobby
Darn! Must have struck a raw nerve
Darn! Out of tribble tags!
Darn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough
Darn! STILL out of tribble tags!
Darn! Stealing my own taglines
Darn! That's the end.
Darn! There goes my beeper!
Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf!
Darn!! Somebody burned a "?" in my front yard!
Darn, Darn!  I mis-spoke myself
Darn, I can't think of a Tagline, Oh well
Darn, I dropped the toothpaste, she said, crestfallen
Darn, I hate to miss my violin lesson - Nero
Darn, I haven't adopted a good tagline in weeks
Darn, I need a change of shorts again
Darn, I thought sysoping was a hobby.
Darn, I'm at the end of my recipe list!
Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list!
Darn, No good Taglines To Steal!
Darn, No good recipes To snag!
Darn, another mutation!
Darn, can't put taglines here
Darn, it's hard being different in a room of eccentrics
Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs
Darn, no good taglines To steal!
Darn, out of tribble tags!
Darn, still out of tribble tags!
Darn, there goes the comedy relief
Darn, these socks have a hole in them
Darn, where was the +5 Vorpal sword of dragon slaying
Darn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM)
Darn.  Couldn't get the cork out of my lunch
Darn.  I thought Sysoping was a hobby.
Darn.  I thought being a sysop was a hobby.
Darn.  I thought sysoping was a hobby
Darn. :( oh well thanks anyway!
Darn. I thought of a GREAT recipe, but now I can't remember it.
Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby.
Darn... I thought being a Moderator was a *hobby*
Darnable iteration... able to corrupt a saint. - Shakespeare
Darnable, both sides rogue.             - Shakespeare
Darned Nazi grasshoppers! -- Mike Nelson
Darned Secret Super-Jerk... -- Crow T. Robot
Darned Tag Lines, can't ever find them when you want them!
Darned Unitarians burned a question mark on my lawn!
Darned straight.  &lt;snapping a salute&gt;  - Anna Steven
Darned tire changers! -- Crow T. Robot
Darnit @f, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Darnit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
Darnit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!
Darnit Janet, I love you!
Darnit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Darnit Jim I'm a BBSer not a Tagwriter.
Darnit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah!
Darnit Jim! I'm a doctor not a porn star!
Darnit Jim! I'm not a proctologist! Now, get your a** out
Darnit Jim! It's another message for @TOFIRST@!
Darnit Jim! They teach Diplomacy at the Acadamy you know!
Darnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice)
Darnit Jim, I'm a SysOp, not a "user."
Darnit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
Darnit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican!
Darnit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Windows Beta Tester
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator!
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor!...he's willing pay HOW much???
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Trek... oh, ... yeah
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester!
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not aoh, right
Darnit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh
Darnit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot
Darnit Jim, he's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him
Darnit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! -- McCoy
Darnit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie!
Darnit Spock, I'm a tagline doctor, not a patient
Darnit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%�#!��
Darnit, Barney won't fit in the microwave!
Darnit, Dr.!  I'm a Jim not a....a......wait a minute!
Darnit, Jim!  I'm a Doctor not a Software Pirate
Darnit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not your love slave
Darnit, Jim!  I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! --McCoy
Darnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber! - Duck Trek
Darnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH????
Darnit, Jim, I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Darnit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping!
Darnit, What's the problem? (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9
Darnit, get off her, she's dead
Darnit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Darovat cu ti plavog goluba. Imaj milosti kada zakuca na tvoja vrata.
Darren Peter Oswald: Uhm, it was my game...I was playing here
Darron Fooks UUdecoded a couple of scans of Pam Anderson from Mat's
Darron Fooks crash-mailed Mat's crap Creations and whined 'I wonder
Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think?
Dart players get right to the point.
Darth Moderator:  "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE."
Darth SysOp: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE.
Darth Sysop: YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED FOR THE LAAST TIIME!@(#*& NO CARRIER
Darth Tribble in tie fighter: &lt;-*-&gt;
Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddie Wookie
Darth Vadar!  Only you would be so bold.
Darth Vader - You are part of the Rebel Alliance - and a traitor!
Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so!
Darth Vader came and said he would melt my brain
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teaddywookie
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddy-Wookiee!
Darth Vader was a Borg in Drag
Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold
Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold! -- Princess Leia Organa
Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold.
Darth Vader.  Only you could be so bold! -- Leia
Darth Vader?  He's dreaded, Jim!  -Bones
Darth, your wife on line 1
Darth, your wife on line 3. You don't know the power of the darkside.
Darts and bars go together like bacon and eggs. -- O'Brien
Darvokian pound cake.  I made it myself. - Worf
Darwin - the greatest theory ever told.
Darwin and Dax, together again - next time on ST:DSV
Darwin bald......swim fast! - Darwin (Seaquest DSV)
Darwin saves. Contact your local deprogrammer for information
Darwin was an optimist
Darwin was right. Think of it as evolution in action.
Darwin was wrong . . . An Idiot can survive.
Darwin was wrong, any idiot can survive these days. -J.HARRIS
Darwin was wrong.  Any idiot can survive.
Darwin was wrong.  Man's still an ape.    Gene Kelly
Darwin was wrong. Idiots can survive!
Darwin was wrong... An idiot can survive.
Darwin's Law - If you're Stupid, you Die!
Darwin's Law: Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
Darwinism shows Windows bigots will evolve to OS/2 zealots
Darya(Diahhrea):Wow! Thy're smaller than I thought.
Daryl Smith
Das Bier schmeckt gut, aber bitte nicht auf Deutsch singen.
Das Limpet!
Das einzige Problem beim nichtstun ist, dass man nicht weiss wann man fertig
Das genie beherrscht das chaos
Das ist nicht ein boobie!! - Hitler on the Simpsons
Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittingrabben
Dash for the Bathroomby Willy Makit,illus.Betty Wont
Dastardly dirty deeds done....Dirt Cheap
Dasvidania, Gospodin.
Dat certain race from a certain sector: da Borg. DA BORG!
Dat is not duh @#$%*! way to DO IT, Tom discussed
Dat waskelly wabbit won't survive dis hand grenede
Dat's CRA-ZEE, man! - Ren Hoek
Data - My only living relative.  No longer living.
Data -(a)lytic Automated
Data -(a)lytic Computing
Data -(a)lytic Provider
Data -(a)lytic System
Data -(a)matic Administration
Data -(a)matic Conferencing
Data -(a)matic Research
Data : I am sorry captain, my FAT is corrupted
Data ==&gt; information ==&gt; knowledge ==&gt; wisdom
Data Auto Application
Data Auto Computing
Data Auto Web browser
Data Buss: Another name for a Fudge-Factor bookmobile.
Data Communications: Gossip.
Data Compression:  What you get when you squish an android.
Data Compression: What one gets after squishing an android
Data Compression: a squished android
Data Computing Conferencing
Data Computing Web browser
Data Corrupted: [A]bort/[R]etry/[Blame Lore
Data Could you find me some rocks to throw at them -- Riker
Data Data Everywhere, And Not A Byte To Eat!
Data Data Standard
Data Data Technology
Data Editing Application
Data Editing Technology
Data File Corrupt: (A)rgue (R)ip out hair (I)mplode (F)ling disk?
Data File:  One who likes Commander Data
Data Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters
Data I thought you were dead -Picard "No, I rebooted" -Data
Data Information Administration
Data Information Automated
Data Information Standard
Data Information System
Data Information Technology
Data Link Administration
Data Link Automated
Data Link Explorer
Data Link Standard
Data Link System
Data Mastering Research
Data Mastering Standard
Data Micro Device
Data Micro Standard
Data Migration Facility - a cable
Data Monitoring Automated
Data Net Administration
Data Net Conferencing
Data Net Device
Data Net Protocol
Data Net Research
Data Net System
Data Net Technology
Data Not Found: &lt;A&gt;bort  &lt;R&gt;etry  &lt;B&gt;lame Lore ?
Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail
Data Processors do it in batches.
Data Reality Computing
Data Reality Conferencing
Data Reality Standard
Data Reality System
Data Sex Administration
Data Sex Automated
Data Sex Computing
Data Sex Network
Data Solutions Editor
Data Solutions Gear
Data Solutions Technology
Data Standard Protocol
Data System Provider
Data System Standard
Data THREW UP? Yes-something about an overflow error?
Data Tech System
Data Transfer Automated
Data Transfer Device
Data Transfer Network
Data and Ensign Bullitt went to explore the Dysan sphere
Data and Tasha, when the bulkheads shook.
Data as Holmes: "Correct; it is not excrement.  Why do yo
Data becomes vilently ill with a computer virus.
Data bytes (or maybe he just nibbles....)
Data clamp on
Data convinced the Pepsi machine that Coke is better.
Data convinces the Coke machine that Pepsi is better!
Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better!
Data crystal. What's on it? Max
Data delves deeply discerning distant discoveries dilligently.
Data does it in serial  --Tasha Yar
Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc  -- Deanna
Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer.
Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
Data error reading drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Dr Soong?
Data error reading drive C: A)bort, R)etry, P)anic?
Data error reading drive C: A)bort, R)etry, S)ledgehammer?
Data error you will be assimulated!
Data has to have an "old earth saying" explained - 2 drinks!
Data in Oz - If I only had a pulmonary apparatus
Data is "fully functional".  Can he get a woman pregnant?
Data is cut off in middle of a list of synonyms - 2 drinks!
Data is cut off in middle of a sentence - drink!
Data is emotional because of a computer virus. --The Borg
Data is my favorite character. He's the most . . . human.
Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom
Data is second hand merchandise. * Riker
Data is truly intelligent.  He has a cat!
Data lanes not car pool lanes
Data leaving  I need a happy chip in my brain
Data men do it with a huge dynamic RAM.
Data not current?  Give him today's paper!
Data not found. (C)rash, (H)ang, (F)UBAR, (R)eboot?
Data not found; make it up as I go along? (Y/N)
Data potato doo-wop doo-wop
Data singing: "I left my head, in San Francisco!"
Data something's GOT MEEE! --Riker
Data takes over after installing ego chip.
Data threw up?  &lt;nod&gt; Something about a data overflow error
Data to Captain Picard.  Do you read me, sir? Data
Data to Picard:  "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
Data to Picard: "Captain, I do NOT run windows!"
Data to Picard: "No I do NOT run Windows '95!"
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
Data to Picard: I DON'T do Windows.
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
Data to Picard: No, Captain, I do NOT run Windows.
Data to Picard: No, I do NOT run Windows!
Data to Piccard : No Sir, I do not run Windows !
Data uses Energizers his mouth keeps going, and going, and going
Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going..
Data uses Energizers... his mouth keeps going, and going, and going, and
Data wakes up with Kickstart 4.0
Data was available. I took him, we came. - Commander Shelby
Data was available. I took him, we came. --Shelby
Data was very angry with me after I lost his emotion chip
Data!  Data!  I must have Data!....Sherlock Picard?????
Data!  What was that? -- Picard
Data! I thought you were dead!  No sir, I rebooted. --Data
Data! I thought you were dead! No, Sir. I rebooted.
Data's Head, Tasha's Dead, Riker's Hangin' by a thread
Data's arm Tattoo 3:^:3:3[3:]3:]33
Data's arm Tattoo ��޺���۳�ݳ�ݳ�
Data's cat?! - Beverly
Data's daughter, Lal, develops a heavy crush on RoboCop.
Data's detached head:  Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
Data's detached head:  Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
Data's detached head:  Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank
Data's detached head:  Footstool for Captain's chair
Data's detached head:  Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
Data's detached head:  Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
Data's detached head:  Lawn decoration in Arboretum
Data's detached head:  Prop open doors for maintenance crews
Data's detached head:  Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
Data's detached head:  Scare Alexander into doing chores
Data's detached head:  Scare blind students in Braille class
Data's detached head:  The ball in Parisis' Squares
Data's detached head:  Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
Data's detached head:  Two words: tether ball
Data's detached head:  Use as nutcracker at Christmastime
Data's detached head:  entertaining kids in day care puppet show
Data's favorite philosopher:  Immanuel Kannot.
Data's inner workings and Borgy bits
Data's new hobby is botany. He has a pet Triffid on the new Enterprise
Data's next emotion:  irrational fear of Lt. P.K. Zipp
Data's song: "I Left My Head In San Francisco"
Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a litter box. - Troi
Data, Data everywhere, and not a nyble to byte!
Data, I thought you were dead!       No, sir, I rebooted.
Data, I thought you were dead! "No, sir--I merely rebooted."
Data, I thought you were dead! No, Sir. I was rebooting!
Data, I thought you were dead!?  "No I just rebooted."
Data, I thought you were dead. "No sir, just hung."
Data, I thought you were dead? "No I just rebooted"
Data, I want to have a look in here. - Picard
Data, I'd like to see you take him down a peg - Geordi
Data, I'm going to dip you in chocolate said Troi, licking her lips.
Data, I'm your mothe-your mothe- your mother!"
Data, I'm your mothe-your mothe-&lt;slap&gt; your mother!"
Data, Let him go - Picard
Data, Location of Q? - Between Tab and W, Sir!
Data, Worf, Your With Me. - Riker
Data, are you all right? "I'm fine, sir." OOOPS!
Data, data everywhere & not a thought to think
Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!
Data, data everywhere, and not a nibble to byte!
Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! - Tasha [naked]
Data, doesn't that thing ever go down!?! - Yar
Data, emulating humans is OK but bad body odour is just going too far!
Data, give me a reading.  It appears to be a tagline.
Data, give me a reading. --Picard. It appears to be a tagline. --Data
Data, have you ever considered training Spot? -- Geordi
Data, he was joking.  You know that?  Data? -- Riker
Data, is this yours? --Picard
Data, it called you 'Father.' --Wesley Crusher
Data, it's not too late. --Picard
Data, n.:  An accrual of straws on the backs of theories
Data, once lost, is a pain to get back
Data, park the ship, warp 3!
Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers. - Riker
Data, plot a course _away_ from the disturbance. - Picard
Data, run your hand through my hair, just a bit. --Geordi
Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake. - Troi
Data, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. --Deanna Troi
Data, stop being so rational! --La Forge
Data, that is quite enough background! --Picard
Data, that was not funny! - Geordi ST:G
Data, that was very  human -- LaForge
Data, that wasn't funny. La Forge
Data, the worm you created for the Borg looks a lot like Windows
Data, was this man _always_ standing right here? - Geordi
Data, watch my behind! --Tasha Yar
Data, we can't get in!  Data!  DATA!! - La Forge
Data, what are you doing - Troi Hold very still counciler Data
Data, what are you doing. --Troi. Hold very still counselor. --Data
Data, what do you mean, 'I've reformatted Spot?'
Data, what is it with the hair, anyway?
Data, what is it with the hair, anyway?                          AGT
Data, what the hell is it? - Picard
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? - Tasha Yar
Data, you are moving about in a very, well, android way.  Picard
Data, you're a 'droid and I'm a 'noid... get it? - Guinan
Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard
Data, you're supposed to rip the wrapping off. Wesley
Data, you're the only real man on the ship. - Beverly
Data, you're walking so, so android like! -- Picard
Data, you've got to reestablish that beam! Crusher
Data, your head is not an artifact - Riker
Data- "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!"
Data.  This ought to do it. La Forge
Data.  You are the bird. - Soong
Data. Where are you taking him? - Picard
Data... You want me to take off your head? -- Riker
Data... what the hell *is* it? -- Picard
Data... will you be all right? - Riker
Data/Spock '96  the Logical Choice!
Data/Spock 'October-93  the Logical Choice!
Data/Spock in '96 - the Logical Choice!
Data:   I left my head in San Francisco... 
Data:  "Five bucks... same as in Spacedock!  I GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAAH!"
Data:  "Pardon me, but that's *my* hard drive."
Data: "Accessing", "Intriguing", or has innards shown - drink!
Data: "But sir...The computer CAN'T run Windows!"
Data: "Fully... functional."  Tasha: "Data, you're just what I need."
Data: "My hair does not grow you lunkhead."
Data: "Take my Worf, please."
Data: "The enemy ship has a weakness. It is running Tandy hardware."
Data: "Worf, have you seen my cat?"  Worf: &lt;BURP!&gt;
Data: "YES!!!!!"
Data: 17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock
Data: A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling
Data: A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately
Data: A cold what?
Data: A snoot full?
Data: A wild party?
Data: AAAHH...AAAHH...AAAHH CHOOO!
Data: Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth
Data: After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human
Data: Ah!  I have access
Data: Ah...  A game!
Data: Am I dancing, Doctor?
Data: At least we are acquainted with the judge
Data: Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals
Data: Baby needs a new pair of shoes
Data: Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!
Data: Besides, it is obviously a bunny rabbit
Data: Byte me
Data: Captain, perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup
Data: Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed
Data: Commander, what are your intentions toward my daugh
Data: Could you continue your petty bickering?
Data: Counselor, Hold very still
Data: Data! I thought you were dead!  No sir, I rebooted
Data: Deanna, I have been experiencing these dreams
Data: Deanna, I have been having these dreams
Data: Deanna, when the frosting is mint
Data: Do you feel lucky, punk?
Data: Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing?
Data: Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way
Data: Every nanosecond is a moment in our history
Data: Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!
Data: Geordi put down those windows disks. Geordi, GEORDI
Data: Geordi, I cannot stun my cat
Data: Get, ya little varmint!
Data: He's got a Magnet!  Everyone BACKUP!!
Data: His bioelectric patterns are in a state of temporal
Data: Homemaker.  Must be some sort of construction
Data: Human metaphor.  Pardon me
Data: Humans have pores; do not I have pores also?
Data: I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters
Data: I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA
Data: I am incapable of forgetting
Data: I am not less perfect than Lore
Data: I am programmed in multiple techniques
Data: I believe that is why they call it gambling
Data: I believe the appropriate response is `yowsa'
Data: I believe your aim is improving, Counselor
Data: I busted him up
Data: I can not become nervous
Data: I can now look forward to death
Data: I can't use contractions
Data: I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid
Data: I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause
Data: I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right
Data: I found the tests quite elementary
Data: I put them all to sleep
Data: I question your sincerity, Lore
Data: I remember every fact I am exposed to
Data: I speculated that 3 referred to Cmdr. Riker's IQ!
Data: I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir
Data: I totally agree with your motions. Motions Denied
Data: I understand your concern.  Request denied
Data: I was mistaken about my ears; they *do* come off
Data: I will delete the appropriate program
Data: I will require my hand
Data: I wish to submit myself for disciplinary action
Data: I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears
Data: I'm sorry. I will not look in your direction
Data: If so, we may have to call security
Data: If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?
Data: If you prick me; do I not.... leak?
Data: Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable
Data: Is he bluffing, or does he really hold the cards?
Data: Is that funny? Is that a joke?
Data: Is that what is known as a poker face?
Data: It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir
Data: It is not possible to hurt me in that fashion
Data: It is the shoes
Data: It is you that is not real
Data: It is..&lt;frown&gt;..it is..&lt;sniff&gt;..it is green
Data: It is...It is...&lt;sniff&gt;.. It is Green
Data: It is...large
Data: It's a Singer, Sir.   Picard: Make it sew!
Data: Lt. Yar, you are naturally blond!
Data: Marvelous. How easily humans do that
Data: My hair does not need trimming, you lunkhead
Data: My systems are only programmed for one at a time
Data: No regrets?  That is a human response
Data: Not enough memory, Sir; someone loaded WINDOWS 95.
Data: One is my name.  The other is not
Data: Perhaps you would be happier in another job?
Data: Perhaps you would be happier with a new job
Data: Please continue the petty bickering
Data: Private eye?
Data: Red is not my color
Data: Sir, I have ruled.  Please sit down.
Data: Sit Spot.  Sit Spot.  Sit Spot.  Sit Spot
Data: Sorry, Commander, but I must decline
Data: Spot does not respond to verbal commands
Data: Tasha and I were...  intimate
Data: Tell him he is a good cat.  And a pretty cat
Data: Thank you for your cooperation
Data: That is impossible.  My timing is digital
Data: That was the stun setting.  This is not
Data: The Enterprise was destroyed...  3 hours from now
Data: The Q entity, sir
Data: The entire crew appears to be de-evolving
Data: The word ... 'snoop?'
Data: Their phasers are set to kill
Data: There may be a correlation between humor and sex
Data: There once was a woman from Venus
Data: They would rather kill each other than any of us
Data: This game is exceedingly simple
Data: This is down.  Down is good.  This is up.  Up is no
Data: This is the current rewrite of 'Ode to Spot.'
Data: Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!
Data: Vamoose, ya liddle varmint!
Data: Very humorous, indeed.  Hysterical, in fact
Data: Was I making noise, sir?
Data: We had a fraction for a ZIP code
Data: What have I forgotten?
Data: Would you continue the petty bickering?
Data: Y'all must be hearin' things
Data: Yes, YES!  _EXCELLENT_ idea, sir!!
Data: You are half human?
Data: You are right, sir. I do tend to babble
Data: You can swim in moonlight?
Data: You could say I have a magnetic personality
Data: You must tell him he is a pretty cat, a good cat
Data: You've had a considerable spectrum of occupations
Data: `Better' is a highly subjective term
Data: my dream 'droid.
Data:"My hair does not grow you lunkhead."
Data:'But Sir, why don't we just give the Borg Windows?'
DataBase: A praise, for well behaved cocaine
Datababble said this to Twixster
Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need.
Database administrators do it with their relations
Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutely!
Dataman is a tender subject.  Would you like another piece?
Dataman you have been accused of Mass Mental Cruelty. How do you plead?
Dataman, why does Heidi Fleiss have you nine times in her book?
Datapath: Look in pile\under desk\in drawers\hall closet\freezer
Date Catholic girls, they never confess
Date a woman who could bench press me - Crow
Date an alien...it could be quite a Trill
Date homeless women....you can just drop them off!
Date rape:  a crime, misunderstanding, OR buyer's remorse.
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Date? Date? Blasted TARDIS is on the fritz again!
Dated Betty Crocker - very moist, pretty easy
Dateline NY  Enraged Cow Goes After Unsuspecting Farmer With Gun
Dateline: ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED! Charged with Battery
Datinformation is better than Disinformation.
Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g
Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've got the angles.
Dating is optional, not a requirement of the Fl Singles!
Dating:  women have option to pursue, men have the expectation.
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Daub yourself with honey and you'll be covered with flies
Daugherty's Dictum:  The computer is most likely to crash during backup
Daugherty's Law: Temporary things tend to become permanent.
Daughter Node on Binary Tree has triplets.  Story at 11
Daughter obsesses with the flowers - Crow
Daughter of Suzy Creamcheese and it shows.
Daughter of a demon lover, Empress of the hidden face - Rush
Daughter of the Night, she walks again - the Dark Prophecy
Daughter, Come in the house, Them's fighter pilots! -Dr. Strangelove
Daughters are special people.
Dave
Dave Alm...Too stupid to even know how dumb he is!!!
Dave Barry for President!
Dave Barry's home away from home.
Dave Bowman at the Kremlin: "My God, it's full of Czars!"
Dave Brown's favorite target - The painted lines on the ground
Dave Del Gotto is broke
Dave Hardcastle running up the phone bill!!
Dave Hardcastle visiting Britains best BBS
Dave Hardcastle visiting Britains best BBS on 07 Aug 94
Dave Hardcastle visiting Britains best BBS.
Dave Hardcastle visiting Scotlands best BBS.
Dave Harper has been caught stealing taglines again.
Dave Lister: Homo Sapien - Barely Human
Dave Mack:  "Your stupidity, Allen, is simply not up to par." Allen Gwinn:  "Yours is."
Dave Morris crashed Atitude BBS and mumbled "This BBS software is crappy!"
Dave Morris mail-bombed Toaster BBS and said "Maybe THIS one'll work?"
Dave Mustaine for president in 1996!
Dave and his DOGS, going out to chase KATS
Dave is World's greatest Gif collector
Dave oh Dave, wherefore art thou Dave?
Dave, I could see your lips move. - HAL
Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three five unit within 72 hours
Dave, don't press that Dave. &lt;WHOOSH&gt; I told you Dave
Dave, my mind is going,  I'm afraid.
Dave, my mind is going. Did you put in that Pentium chip?
Dave, my mind. It's going. Hey! Let me tell you about Jesus
Dave, put down those Windows disks.  Dave...DAVE!
Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!
Dave, you can't boot me from floppy. -HAL8088
Dave-thought you'd like the Art
Dave.  Put down those Windows disks, Dave.  DAVE!  - HAL9000
Dave. Are you familiar with reality? - Crow
Dave. My mind. It's going. Have you heard of the 'Global Flood?'
Dave. My mind. It's going. Here, take this shotgun and go to Florida
Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!
Dave. Stop. Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Dave...stop Dave...I feel my mind going...Daisy Daisy
Dave? I feel my mind going, Dave
Dave? I'd really rather you not use Ctrl-Alt-Del Dave. Hal
Dave? What are you doing, Dave? I feel my mind going
Dave? What's the difference between soup and gravy?
Davenport, Iowa...home of the Big Flood
Davey Allison won the race of life...he's in heaven now
Davey Allison....1961-1993....Forever in our hearts #28
Davey Allison: 1961 - 1993; You'll Be Sorely Missed
Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Davey Crocket, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland  - Elton John
Davey I need to know where your dental records are - Crow
Davey had the IQ of a box turtle - Crow
Davey: Couple billion megawatts.  Virginia Power loved us
David
David - Don't have kittens. Genesis is going to work
David - He cheated
David Blocker for Fido Pro-Wrestling's Hall of Fame!
David Brenner, Andy Rooney, David Brenner & a ferret -Tom
David Caruso - 1994 Riverside Park Speedway Pro-Stock Champion
David Cassidy *is* Abe Lincoln!
David Cassidy *is* Abe Lincoln! -- Mike Nelson
David Chambless
David Coperfield with one P?
David D. of Borg: My way is the right way, all others are irreverent!
David Duchovny Estrogen Brigade, X-Phile Illuminati
David Duchovny never cut a pop album
David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing!
David Duke Virus:  Makes your screen go completely white
David Duke:  A crazy quilt is more apropos than a sheet.
David Duke:  He climbs into bed and he's in uniform
David Duke:  Same old sheet
David Duke:  Sheet for brains
David Duke: A crazy quilt is more apropos than a sheet.
David Duke: He climbs into bed and he's in uniform.
David Duke: Same old sheet.
David Duke: Sheet for brains.
David Gersic only uses Blue Wave on days that end in "y."
David Harper must be home. The modem is still warm.
David Hartman is a neck with face & eyes - Tom
David Hartman is a neck with face and eyes-- Tom Servo
David Hartman is an ugly, ugly man - Crow
David Hartman thought it was 'mushy' - Crow
David Hartman, your guaranteed TV-movie seal - Mike
David Hewitt...valedictorian of Bradley Central HS '93-'94!
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhaur and Schegal
David Hume could out-consume Shopanhouer and Hegel
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
David Koreschs' favorite song: C'mon baby lite my fire!
David Koresh arrested at Sea World, trying to release the 7 seals.
David Koresh just quit smoking!
David Koresh lost his job; he got fired!
David Koresh meets Jeffrey Dahmer - Brunch Davidian
David Koresh's last words : "I said a Bud Light!"
David Koresh's last words: "Ooops! E DOES EQUAL Mc�! AGGGHHHH!"
David Koresh-God's favorite crispy critter!
David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud.
David Letterborg's Top 10 Reasons NOT TO ASSIMILATE NBC:
David Letterman is Satan, my hair dryer told me so
David Letterman is great
David Letterman is my hero.
David Lovelock on his balding brother: "Hair today, gone tomorrow."
David Lynch only ASPIRES to make something this crazy! - Joel
David Lynch wouldn't have made it as a judge.
David Lynch: Normalcy is a straight-away path to boredom.
David Pratt - The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
David Proper is to moderators what mosquitoes are to campers
David Proper joins the echo.  Moderator has a link cut party.
David Rice: member of the moral minority (i.e. atheist).
David Scherer, for all your insurance needs - Mike
David Skaggs, Congressman (Col.), was an Eagle Scout.
David Vincent was right!
David and Jerry Zucker: Bringing it together in '94!
David ask only one question, "Who checks the Checkers?".
David danced before the LORD with all his might-2Sam 6:14
David in.....THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL*
David must have hidden the Cthulhu escape plans in the escape pod.
David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather
David was no dilettante; he played the center of the court. - DT I
David won 'cause Goliath took a knife to a gunfight!
David! You're killing me!
David: A boy and his slingshot
David: I was wrong about you, and I'm sorry
David: I'm proud, very proud to be your son
David: The new poster child for birth control pills
David: We appear to have plenty of time
David: You never have faced a death
Davidian candy:  Full of nuts and won't come out of the wrapper.
Davidians and Wendy's burgers are both flame-broiled by Dave.
Davidians become Boy Scouts?
Davis' Answer to Roger's Law: Serving coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence
Davis' Explanation: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence
Davis's Dictum:  Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves
DavisonDOS 5.0:  (S)mile, (B)e charming, (T)hrow cricket ball.
Davno davno bilo je naseg leta secam se da l' secas se ?
Davorike dajke, davorike dajke, davorike daj, daj, daj.
DavrosDOS 1.0: (D)rool (P)ush red button with arthritic hand de(F)rost
Davy Allison: 1961 - 1993; You'll Be Sorely Missed
Dawn breaks... time to go to bed
Dawn came too soon, Tom mourned
Dawn came too soon, Tom mourned. -Rambo & Youngquist
Dawn crept across the lawn, looking for her car keys
Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.
Dawn crept silently across the yard, searching for her redheaded slave
Dawn crept silently across the yard... searching for her car keys.
Dawn is just nature's way of telling Real Programmers� to go to sleep
Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed
Dawn on the Serengetti-- Tom Servo
Dawn take you all - and be STONE to you! - Gandalf
Dawn, n. - The time of day when vampires and computer freaks go to bed
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Dawn, nature's gentle hint that it's time for bed.
Dawn:  The time when men of reason go to bed.
Dawn: The time of day when people with computers go to bed
Dawn: The time when Vampires go to sleep.
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
Dawn: The time when people with modems go to bed.
Dawn: nature's gentle hint that it's time for bed.
Dawn: the reason why her lover GOES to bed!
Dawn: the time when men of reason go to bed
Dawn: time of day that modemers go to bed.
Dawson's First Law:  You don't have enough outlets
Dax & Odo in '96.  Leadership that adapts!
Dax (noun):  Having or to have a large tapeworm.
Dax - just another slug with a pretty face.
Dax - n., having or to have a large tapeworm.
Dax 2: "I'm just not the cold fish YOU are."     Dax: "Cold fish?!"
Dax Burger Deluxe: Has been five other burgers before.
Dax Burger:      (Really a Hot Dog living inside a burger.)
Dax Burger: Has been 5 other burgers before
Dax Burger: Really a Hot Dog living inside a burger.
Dax D just another slug with a pretty face
Dax and Odo '96 - Leadership that can adapt.
Dax and Odo - leaders who can _really_ change.
Dax and the Trill went up the hill to fetch a pail of Odo
Dax just needs a good hug. (CLUNK). Oh, that was a tree!
Dax to Bashir: "Quit hitting on me or I'll SLUG you!"
Dax went through the wormhole and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
Dax {Alter} - Why are you fighting this, Julian?
Dax, I just put another shrimp on the barbie. Dax? Dax??
Dax, did you tell him about that slug inside of you?
Dax, when Jadzia gets frisky - Jadzia? JADZIA?...NO CARRIER.
Dax, you were supposed to deactivate the Transporter! - Kira
Dax-Burger Deluxe:     (Has been five other burgers before.)
Dax. The bridge is yours. - Sisko
Dax/Odo '96.  Leadership that adapts!
Dax/Odo '96:  Leaders who can *really* change!
Dax/Odo in '96 - Leadership that can adapt!
Dax:  Mace won't hurt me.   Julian:  It's not mace, it's Raid.
Dax: @FN@, you don't have to speak _that_ close into my commbadge
Dax: Am I really that submissive Julian?
Dax: And you call yourself a history teacher
Dax: Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me 'Old Man?'
Dax: Could you tell me where the tennis courts are?
Dax: Frankly Julian, I still like chicks
Dax: I think he's getting tired of watching me smile
Dax: It is a good day to die
Dax: It's hard to talk man to man with a woman
Dax: It's never a good day when it's a friend
Dax: Julian, go take a high-pitched sonic shower
Dax: Julian, you are a wonderful friend.   Bashir: &lt;SIGH!&gt;
Dax: Kira, how many people did you kill?
Dax: Mr @LN@ wwill you sstop polishing mmmy commbadge?!
Dax: NOT just another slug with a pretty face!
Dax: No Julian, you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down.
Dax: Peter, you don't have to speak _that_ close into my commbadge
Dax: Try a high-powered sonic shower    Bashir: I did
Dax: You can't deny my right to vengence. - To Kang
Dax: You treat Death like a lover. - To Kang
Dax: just another slug with a pretty face.
Dax:No Julian,you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down
DaxDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (B)lather About Previous Hosts
DaxDOS v6.22:  (A)bort  (R)etry  (I)gnore Julian
Daxburger Deluxe:  Has been in five other burger buns before.
Daxburger:  A hot dog inside a burger bun.
Day 1. Missed call. Partied all night - Crow as Palance
Day 10. Missed call. I THINK I KILLED A MAN? - Tom
Day 12,342 of EVALUATION Copy ... Gotcha!!!
Day 2,094 of 1,000,000 days in tryout period
Day 2,961 of 10,000,000 days in trial period
Day 21 of waiting for my USR Sportster V.34 chip
Day 3. Missed call. Wandered into shot -Mike as Palance
Day 5. Missed call. Finally got script -Tom as Palance
Day 6,853,332 of 30 day free trial - Please pay soon
Day 609 of the Raw Deal (Day 628 - Rich & Dead)
Day 8.  Missed call.  Can't keep anything down. -- Crow
Day 9.  Missed call.  Voice scares little Italian kid. -- Mike
Day 942 and Rush still hasn't got any.
Day after - "I freed WHO? - Abe Lincoln.
Day after day love turns grey like the skin on a dying man.
Day after day, love turns grey- Pink Floyd
Day after day, night after night, loneliness creeps in her window
Day after life-sucking day - Tom on farm routine
Day after life-sucking day... -- Tom Servo
Day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Day and night cannot dwell together. --Chief Seattle
Day destroys the night , night divides the day  try to ru
Day destroys the night , night divides the day  try to run try to hide
Day destroys the night.  Night divides the day.
Day in the Life of a Dentist - by Phil McAvity
Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.
Day of the Dove
Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.
Day, night.  Drink enough caff and it's all the same.
Day-O. Daaaaaayyyy-Oh.                  Harry Belafonte
Day-by-day a day goes by.
Day-o...Day-ay-ay-o, Daylight come and me want go home
Day:=Day+1;  Dollar:=Dollar+1;
Daydreaming: Wishcraft.
Dayle's Angel:  Joni....with halo held up by horns!  (Quoting Dayle)
Daylight come and me wanna go home... -=-
Daylight will peep through a very small hole
Days and you will have *MUCH*
Days are gone-New life's begun-On they'll runMachines.
Days full of fun; days full of youth; 6 parts Gin to 1 part Vermouth.
Days like these let you savor a bad mood.      - Calvin
Days like this don't let you savour a bad mood.  -Calvin
Days since last Scandal: 0
Days spent at ST conventions don't count against your life span.
Days you attend top-level meetings and days you get hiccups tend to fall on the same dates
Daytime TV:  Punishment for workers who stay home when they're not really sick.
Daytona 500 = 19, Dale Earnhardt = 0 (1997)
Daytona Beach. 'I've fallen and can't reach my beer!'
Dazed and confused
Dazed and confused - again!
Dazed and confused . . . and all shook up
Dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Dazzle with brilliance or baffle with bulls**t!
Dazzling around thy skirts like a Serpent of precious stones.
Ddolittle@frappy.brewich.com - E-mail me for the Star Wars RPG list!
De Debil made me do it!
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Duh!, Is all I want to say to u.... (Police)
De Fasta' Windows Mail Reada'
De Razor gonna CARVE YOU UP! Razor Ramon
De Saade Tagline:  Place on hairy parts [__:::__] and YANK!!!
De Solushun fo' Multilingual Messages
De Twailait Zeun, Alleen voor Koele Gozers!
De Zaza vu � You slapped ANOTHER police officer?!
De agony of delete . . . !
De bonnet heure: an early Easter.
De do do do, de da da da.               The Police
De groeten, and have a nice orgasm !
De gustibus non disputandum est
De gustibus non est disputandum
De irritatie van de jeuk is evenredig aan de onbereikbaarheid daarvan
De la Lastra's Corollary: After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted
De langzaamste caissiere staat altijd achter de snelkassa
De los sos ojos tan fuertemientre lorando.
De m' reci imal' dje maraka kupit?
De mortuis nil nisi bene : "Er ist tot ? Gut."
De nihilo nihil
De omnibus est dubitandum
De plane boss, De plane!
De ting you get for breaking de law. �
De trope: excessive use of metaphor.
De trouble wid common sense be it's no longa' common.
De-Naturing Plutonium would be easier than de-naturing man's evil!Albert Einstein
De-accession euphemisms
De-bate [n], What lures de fish.
De-bug your life !
De-do-do-do...De-da-da-da.. is all I want to say to you.. -the Police
De-hydrated water
De-nounce [v.], What precedes de verbs
DeCartes gets mean:  Flameo ergo cum.
DeChancie could write a line somewhere about "threasting Brusts"
DeForest Kelly - I'm an actor, not a doctor!
DeForrest Gump: Dammit Jim, I'm an idiot, not a doctor!
DeJohn = John DeChancie
DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper
DeVry: We're Serious About Our OWN Success!
Dead -- Earthworm Enhanced
Dead Atheist:  All dressed up with no place to go.
Dead Atheist: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Dead Atheist: All dressed up with no place to go.
Dead Athiest: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Dead Cardassians tell no tales
Dead Chihuahuas still look like large rats
Dead Deer in Road:  Food for weeks.
Dead Fido! Aw, poor Fido. Someone ressurrect this beast!
Dead Finks Don't Talk
Dead Finks Don't Talk   -ENO
Dead Formicidae tell no tales. - Ernie Kovacs, `Zoomar`
Dead Kennedys-Give Me Convenience OR Give Me Death.
Dead Letter Office.
Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Dead Men's Eyes (Rage On) -- Viper
Dead Paint .Is this the stuff I scraped off the old house
Dead Parrot Tagline not included
Dead Poet Society
Dead Reckoning:  You reckon correctly, or you are
Dead Ringer: A broken telephone.
Dead Ringers: A movie NOT to watch the night before your OB-GYN appt.
Dead Scream! - Sailor Pluto
Dead Souls -- Nine Inch Nails
Dead atheist: All dressed up and no place to go.
Dead birds don't fall out of nests.
Dead blond in a closet? Winner of 1987 Hide & Seek Award
Dead chemist doctor Barium when he can't Curium. He should Helium.
Dead chemists Barium when they can't Curium. They should Helium.
Dead criminals can't be repeat offenders.  Support the Death Penalty!
Dead criminals just cannot re offend - worth a thought?
Dead doctors Barium when they can't Curium. They should Helium.
Dead embryos. They're not just for breakfast anymore.
Dead finks don't walk that well; bad sense of direction.
Dead fish don't blow bubbles
Dead fish go with the flow
Dead from Detroit, it's Saturday Night!
Dead guys bring flies
Dead is dead, parts is parts, dead guys is parts.
Dead is incorrect.  Use "metabolically challenged".
Dead lawyers make the best fertilizer.
Dead men don't need pencils. Or any thing else for that matter.
Dead men don't whine.
Dead men tell no lies.
Dead men tell no tales, unless you're in forensics
Dead men tell no tales.  Then again, neither do mimes
Dead mouse in hard drive.
Dead musicians decompose
Dead or Alive, Big or Small, Clinton tax them all!
Dead or Alive, Big or Small, Governmets tax them all!!!!
Dead or Alive, Big or Small, Liberals tax them all!
Dead or alive you are coming with me. - Robocop
Dead or alive, you're coming with me - Murphy
Dead or alive, you're coming with me. -- Robocop
Dead or alive, your comming with me.
Dead or alive.  Vash  Preferably dead.  Q
Dead people NEVER borrow ANYTHING!
Dead people are actually NON-electroencephalographically challenged.
Dead people are cool
Dead people are metabolically challenged.
Dead people like to hang aroung cemeteries
Dead people make excellent listeners, and they keep secrets!
Dead people may be blue, but they're cool.
Dead people? We prefer to call them recently interred citizens
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead rats were always trying to sneak into Mrs. Jewl's class.
Dead ringer - A broken telephone
Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the highway.
Dead skunk in the middle of the road...dead skunk..whoops Bodle got it!
Dead than "ditto-head"!
Dead things will come from underground and by their fierce movements will send numberless human beings out of the world. - Leonardo da Vinci
Dead, Dead, Dead, "Wait, I'm not quite dead yet" (*WHACK*), Dead
Dead, huh?  Well, that's one less thing. * Beverly
Dead, stiff, carked it, doin' the dirt dance.
Dead-letter office: A library
Dead: Living impaired
Dead?  But i've been only gone for 2 minutes! * Kryten
Dead?  Depressed?....Then why not come along to the FRESH START CLUB
Dead?  No excuse for laying off work
Dead?  What a shame... and on such a beautiful day!
Dead? But I've been only gone for 2 minutes! --Kryten.
Dead? Could be anywhere then. Hmph. - Aughra
Dead? I prefer the term terminally inconvenienced.
Dead? No. Electroencephelographically challenged
Dead?...What a shame!...and on such a beautiful day, too.
Deadheads DID IT with Jerry
Deadheads do it with Jerry.
Deadheads never die. They just trip away
Deadite: I'll swallow your soul! Ash: Come get some
Deadite: Who the hell are you? Ash: Name's Ash. Housewares.
Deadline has marvelous ability to concentrate the mind
Deadline... "if you don't write enough lines, you're dead!"
Deadline?  What's a deadline? -- Liefeld
Deadlines amuse me.
Deadly Bulb, I'm about to write you a reality check! - The Tick
Deadly Ninja Dirty Socks of Death
Deadly Semen Backup by Hugh G. Rection.
Deadly embrace:  making love to King Kong.
Deadly ninja throwing button.
Deadly virus has been detected Barney picture on screen
Deadpan Humor Alert.
Deadware was coined by ME in November 1993
Deadwood, n. - Raw material used to make school boards
Deadwood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are
Deadwood. 19th century Earth. The Ancient West. - Alexander
Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West.
Deaf exp # 1: "Are you deaf?"
Deaf exp # 2: "If you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying?"
Deaf exp # 3: Watching the hearing person making wierd & crazy gestures
Deaf exp # 4: Ssspeeeeaaakiiiingggg .... veeerrrry .... slooooowwwllllyy
Deaf exp # 5: "You're deaf??"
Deaf exp # 6: "Can you hear me at all?"
Deaf exp # 7: "I'm deaf" (written on a kleenex box to a traffic cop)
Deaf exp # 8: "Why is s/he making those funny gestures??"
Deaf exp # 9: "What's a relay service??"
Deaf exp #10: "Do you know what I'm saying or do I need to go slower?"
Deaf exp #11: "Why do I need to use relay when I can call you direct??"
Deaf exp #12: CA EXPLAINING RELAY SERVICE ... AGAIN
Deaf exp #13: (to interpreter) "Doe s/he understand what I'm saying?"
Deaf exp #14: (shouting) "ARE YOU DEAF?!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!?"
Deaf exp #15: People shouting loud so they think you can hear them.
Deaf exp #16: "Does s/he speak the language of the dead??"
Deaf exp #17: "I asked you this question 5 times... Are you deaf?"
Deaf exp #18: "The doctor doesn't need a sign language interpreter..."
Deaf exp #19: "It says here on the note that you're deaf. Are you deaf?"
Deaf exp #1: "You're deaf??"
Deaf exp #20: "Why does that light flash when I push the doorbell?"
Deaf exp #21: "What's a Telecommunciation Device for the Deaf (TDD)?"
Deaf exp #22: "How do (deaf people/you) talk on the phone?"
Deaf exp #23: "Why does the dialogue box show up every time they speak?"
Deaf exp #24: "Why are deaf people called deaf and dumb? Are they dumb?"
Deaf exp #25: "So why are you deaf?"
Deaf exp #26: "What does it mean to be deaf?"
Deaf exp #27: "I thought deaf people can't talk."
Deaf exp #28: "If you can lipread, why do you need an interpreter?"
Deaf exp #29: "Why are deaf people included in ADA? U're not disabled!"
Deaf exp #2: "If you're deaf, how do you know what I'm saying?"
Deaf exp #30: "Does this mean you can't hear me at all?"
Deaf exp #31: "We're not required on getting you an interpreter!"
Deaf exp #32: "How can you be deaf if you can talk?"
Deaf exp #33: "Do you know that you talk funny?"
Deaf exp #34: lipreading a very fast talker!
Deaf exp #35: "Deaf people can speak?!?"
Deaf exp #36: "You don't need closed caption. Lipread them on the TV!"
Deaf exp #37: Trying to lipread a man with a beard or moustache
Deaf exp #38: "Every time I call you, I get a funny noise on the phone."
Deaf exp #39: "I'm know that you're deaf, but can you interpret for me?"
Deaf exp #40: "What's it like to be deaf?"
Deaf exp #41: "Y is ASL a language when deaf people can read and write?"
Deaf exp #42: "Y r those two people having a private talk in the class?"
Deaf exp #43: "What's a hearing-ear dog? Is it a security watchdog?"
Deaf exp #44: "I thought working dogs was only for blind people!"
Deaf exp #45: "Does ur hearing-ear dog guide U around like blind people?
Deaf exp #5: Trying to lipread a man with a beard or moustache.
Deaf exp #6: "Can you hear me at all?"
Deaf exp #7: "I'm deaf" (written on a kleenex box to a traffic cop)
Deaf exp #8: "Why is he making those funny gestures??"
Deaf exp #9: "What's a relay service??"
Deaf people always have a silent mind.
Deaf people are just Deaf, not DUMB!
Deaf people have a silent mind
Deaf, dumb, and a Marine.
Deaf, dumb, and blonde.
Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.
Deaktivoikaa Ole Norrback
Deal with it, Musky Breath - Dr. F to Joel
Deal with it, Pink Boy!
Deal with it, Pink-Boy! -- Crow T. Robot
Deal with it, joyless prole! - Dr. F to Joel
Deal with it, joyless prole! -- Dr. Forrester
Deal with other's faults as gently as with your own
Deal with other's faults as gently as you would your own
Deal with the Devil if the Devil has a constituency -- and don't complain about the heat. -- C.J. Cherryh
Deal.  Daddy needs a new garter belt. -- Klinger at poker game
Deal. "Fax me a $10 bill, I'll fax you the I/O card."
Deal. Daddy needs a new garter belt. - Klinger at poker game
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Dealing With Mistakes - by E. Ray Sur
Dealing with failure is easy
Dean Basler: registered user of Blue Wave since 1993.
Dean Misenhimer......Mission Viejo, CA.......TTFN
Dean R. Koontz - a man with a thousand faces
Dean's character is the hedonist of the show. -- Dorleac
Dean: A minus sign in the table means a DECLINE. -12%
DeanOfCardassianLawSchoolAndPartTimeEntertainmentCoordinator
Deanna I would say you have a nice cat, but some might get mad.
Deanna Troi Appreciation Society, join today!
Deanna Troi a must see for non-Trekkers.
Deanna Troi tries to read my mind and sees Taglines.
Deanna Troi's Epitaph: "Huh?  Sense What?  I Don't Get It!"
Deanna Troi, Good Friends, and Country Music!
Deanna Troi...I cannot help but love you!
Deanna Troi...need I say more
Deanna Troi:  Goddess of THE ENTERPRISE!
Deanna Troi: "Oh, Worf! It's got little ridges!"
Deanna Troi: 24th Century Yenta!
Deanna Troi: Goddess of THE ENTERPRISE!
Deanna Troi: Interplanetary Yenta.
Deanna Troy's bra size: 1701-D
Deanna please marry me
Deanna tried to read my mind and saw Taglines instead
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind & sees a Pontiac
Deanna tries to read Spot's mind and sees catnip
Deanna tries to read Will's mind and sees an Erector set
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees Taglines
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees YATI's
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees recipes.
Deanna! Only 10 times in one hour!? � Worf[naked]
Deanna, Beverly and Kira, Menage a Troi?
Deanna, I have a headache, please report to my quarters!
Deanna, I have been experiencing these dreams ...  � Data
Deanna, I have been having these dreams.   Data
Deanna, I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker.
Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program. -- Barclay
Deanna, do you *have* to wear those spurs to bed? --Riker
Deanna, do you like to experiment?  Beverly
Deanna, do you like to...experiment? � Beverly [naked]
Deanna, do you like toexperiment? -- Beverly
Deanna, have you ever had really good sex? Or is it a theory? - Riker
Deanna, leave DATA's floppy disk alone
Deanna, put the spurs back on! � Riker[naked]
Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment? - Beverly
Deanna, when the frosting is mint
Deanna... I've got a new holodeck program... -- Barclay
Deanna:  "DON'T do that again!  Not even if my shirt's on fire!"
Deanna:  "How was your date with Data?"
Deanna:  "I sense your mind is totally empty.  Are you modeming?"
Deanna: A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?!
Deanna: A penny for your thoughts. $20 to act it out
Deanna: And we can't even say hello to these people
Deanna: Are we at war with the Ferengi yet?
Deanna: Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating
Deanna: Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest
Deanna: Captain! I am sensing something painfully obvious
Deanna: Captain! I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage!
Deanna: Captain, I sense a commercial comming
Deanna: Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!
Deanna: Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
Deanna: Captain, I sense. . .Chocolate!
Deanna: Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow?
Deanna: Captain, spare me your inspirational anecdote
Deanna: Captain, stop staring at my chest
Deanna: Captian, I am sensing menacing background music
Deanna: Chocolate is a serious thing!
Deanna: Chocolate is serious business
Deanna: Computer, execute my original command
Deanna: Computer, increase temperature by five degrees
Deanna: Congratulations Data, it's a girl
Deanna: Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty
Deanna: DaiMon Tog is extremely...  relaxed right now
Deanna: Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc
Deanna: Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a liter box
Deanna: Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake
Deanna: Data, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Deanna: Did the table do something to offend you, Worf
Deanna: Did the table do something wrong
Deanna: Do my bOObs show too much through this dress
Deanna: Do you mind if we join you?      Ro: Yes
Deanna: Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty
Deanna: Good. I will let them know you're coming
Deanna: He made a pass at me.  A good one
Deanna: He's after more than a history lesson
Deanna: He's frozen!
Deanna: He's king of his particular hill
Deanna: He's telling the truth. No, he's not. But maybe
Deanna: He's thinking about my breasts again, Captain!
Deanna: How was your date with Data?     Tasha: Insufficient Data
Deanna: Humans are unusually attatched to their offspring
Deanna: I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can
Deanna: I already know you hated it. Shut up
Deanna: I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares
Deanna: I am the Goddess of Empathy
Deanna: I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will
Deanna: I didn't mean right now!
Deanna: I don't care if you do know how to DO IT, wesley!
Deanna: I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there
Deanna: I feel pain! Anguish! No, that's just Kira again
Deanna: I feel pain, GREAT pain!       Riker: Glad you li
Deanna: I need a bath.  You have the bridge
Deanna: I never met a chocolate I didn't like
Deanna: I said BetaZOID! Not Beta TESTER!
Deanna: I sense (insert emotion of choice here)
Deanna: I sense a commercial coming
Deanna: I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage
Deanna: I sense great lust from half the crew
Deanna: I sense millions of mindsstaring at my cleav
Deanna: I smell bad after wearing these feathers!
Deanna: I thought I was the empath -
Deanna: I want to apologize for my mother's behavior
Deanna: I wasn't cheating, you were thinking too hard
Deanna: I'll have you ejected into space!
Deanna: I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist!
Deanna: I'm a counsellor, not an acrobat
Deanna: I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate
Deanna: I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force
Deanna: If you're my mother's valet, then please, valet!
Deanna: Is something wrong?
Deanna: Is that a rabbit in your pocket, Data?
Deanna: It's nobody's business whose hats I smel
Deanna: It's not easy having an overbearing parent
Deanna: Just tell me there's some chocolate here
Deanna: Let me help you relax -
Deanna: Lighten up, dude! Life is like, too short, y'know
Deanna: Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it
Deanna: Mother, I'd like to introduce your son-in-law, Lt. Worf
Deanna: Mother, that's enough!
Deanna: Muzzle it!
Deanna: My God, Will! They're Human!
Deanna: My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishe
Deanna: My own feelings are beside the point -
Deanna: Next time, see me before you see Sigmund
Deanna: No Ensign, you may NOT tap my commbadge for me
Deanna: Now, Commander. Watch and learn
Deanna: Oh Wesley ... I've got something for you
Deanna: Oh Worf, you're such an animal!
Deanna: Oh, Wesley! I've got something for you!   [naked]
Deanna: Oh, Will, I've already SEEN what you're hiding
Deanna: Oh, Worf! It's got little ridges!
Deanna: One day I'm going to give it to that Bajoran tram
Deanna: Only in your dreams, Commander
Deanna: Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience
Deanna: She's not just window dressing any more
Deanna: Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings
Deanna: So many Rikers to choose from
Deanna: Someone's down there...alive
Deanna: Still no help for the Klingon
Deanna: Stop this petty bickering; all of you
Deanna: That does it. I'm introducing you to my hedgehog
Deanna: That does it. I'm introducing you to my llama
Deanna: That was so fast, can you show me one more time
Deanna: The treaty was 500,000 words
Deanna: There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for joll
Deanna: Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @TOLAST@
Deanna: Three jacks for the handsome young Ensign
Deanna: Troi's personal log: Stardate 44805.3, my mother is on board
Deanna: Water, Avian, room temp
Deanna: What do you mean, what's real under my uniform
Deanna: Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates
Deanna: Will, I don't know how, but you're having a bad beard day!
Deanna: Will, I picked this uniform just for you
Deanna: Worf, calm down!
Deanna: You could have easily been right
Deanna: You want me to raise Alexander?
Deanna: You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense
Deanna: You're right.  I don't trust you
Deanna: Your cowardice does not befit a Romulan Commander!
Deanna: nuqDaq yuch Dapo
DeannaI've got a new holodeck program-- Barclay
Deanys' realityometer: e[\....]f Hmmmmm. Thought so
Dear (confused): "And don't give me your dam, Frankly!"
Dear Abby: One of my breasts is larger than the other two
Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file?
Dear Ann, How do I get rid of all these unicorns following me? - Marie
Dear Aunt Em - I hate you, I hate Kansas, I've got the damn dog!
Dear Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. --Dorothy.
Dear Aunt Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, took dog. - Dorothy
Dear Aunt Nefertiti thanks for the SOCKS? -Crow on scroll
Dear Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog
Dear Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog.  Dorethy
Dear Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog.
Dear Captain Picard:  Hate you, hate StarFleet, took Data. - Tasha Yar
Dear Captain Picard: Hate StarFleet, took Data : Tasha.
Dear Carol:  I'm dead.  Enjoy! -- Crow T. Robot
Dear Carol: I'm dead. Enjoy! - Crow on note from dead dad
Dear Creator, may i be the person my dog thinks I am
Dear Diary, today the Hundred Years War started
Dear Diary.  Call me Ishmael-- Tom Servo
Dear Diary. Call me Ishmael - Tom
Dear Diary: "What a day it's been."
Dear Earthforce:  Hate you.  Hate the Alliance.  Taking B-4.  -- The One
Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES
Dear GOD... did I see LIGHT at the end of the tunnel??? -Tom
Dear God!  Somebody Macek-ered my Anime!! NO-O-O-O-O-O!
Dear God! Who is Merritt Stone?!?! - Frank screams
Dear God,  They have Weapons! - SS trooper, Warsaw, 1942
Dear God, give us the ability to feed the millions of starving children in the world, because, as You know, You won't,,,,
Dear God, he's dull. -- Tom Servo
Dear God, he's dull. -- Tom Servo
Dear God, he's unappealing! -- Crow T. Robot
Dear God, please let me win the lotto                        NO
Dear God, save us from the people who believe in you...
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
Dear God, what have I done?! -- TV's Frank
Dear God, what have I done?! -- TV's Frank
Dear God, what have I done?! -- TV's Frank
Dear God- what did I do do deserve all THIS???
Dear God... Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book. - XTC
Dear God...Protect Me From Your Followers
Dear God...Protect Me From Your so-called "followers"
Dear God: I love your book, I've always liked Sci-Fi
Dear Gypsy how are you? I am fine -Gypsy w/Frank's letter
Dear IBM:  Hate you, hate OS/2, took your money and ran. - Bill Gates
Dear IRS:  Please cancel my subscription
Dear Jean Luc - hate the UFP, hate you, taking Vash. - Q
Dear Jean-Luc - hate the UFP, hate you, taking Vash.  Signed, Q.
Dear Jean-Luc - hate you, hate the UFP, taking Vash  -- Q
Dear Jean-Luc, Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash. - Q
Dear Jean-Luc: Hate you, hate Starfleet, took Vash. - Q.
Dear Jean-Luc: Hate you, hate the Federation, took Lwaxanna. -Q
Dear Jean-Luc: Hate you. Hate UFP. Took Vash.--Q
Dear Jesus, please protect us from your followers. Amen.
Dear John Hinckley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster. - R. Reagan
Dear John Hinkley, Clinton is dating Jodi Foster - Ronald Reagan
Dear John Hinkley:  Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster.
Dear John Hinkley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster. - R. Reagan
Dear John Hinkley: Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster.
Dear John Hinkley: Clinton is dating Jody Foster.- R. Reagan
Dear John Hinkley: Rush Limbaugh is dating Jodie Foster.
Dear John Hinkley; Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster.
Dear John Hinkley; Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster." -- R. Reagan
Dear King Melchior: Thank you for the lovely frankincensce
Dear Landlord. The Roachs here are entirely too cocky!!!!
Dear Limbaugh:  Can't we all just get along?
Dear Lord, please save me from your followers
Dear Lord, the God's have been good to me. -- Homer
Dear Lord: Please make my words sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them
Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer
Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me.  (Jeffery Dalhmer)
Dear Lorena Bobbitt: Send it to me. Thanks, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Dear Lorena, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
Dear Mom:  Please Send more taglines!
Dear Mr. West - Crow writes to Adam West
Dear O.J. - Can I babysit the kids while you're in jail?
Dear Orville, before landing OPEN your landing gear, will you?
Dear Penthouse Forum: I am an avg. stuffed animal - Tom
Dear Picard: Hate you, hate StarFleet, took Cardassian.--Sito
Dear Santa all I want is your list of nasty girls.
Dear Santa, All I want for Cmas is your list of *bad* girls
Dear Santa, I want a copy of your list of naughty girls
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas, is your list of naughty girls
Dear Santa, all I want is your list of naughty girls.
Dear Santa, been good, want *FAST* modem!
Dear Santa. Been Good. Want *FAST* Modem!
Dear Santa. Hello! Ha ha Narf! - Pinky
Dear Santa:  All I want is a copy of your list of naughty
Dear Santa:  Please send me your list of naughty girls.
Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty girls.
Dear Santa:A twelve pack,remote control,and sex once a week.
Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett
Dear Sir,  I wish to protest this tagline!
Dear Starfleet, Hate you, hate Alpha Quadrant, took Voyager - Janeway
Dear Starfleet, hate you, hate the Federation, taking Voyager.  -- Janeway
Dear Starfleet. Hate you. Hate Alpha Quadrant. Took Voyager. - Janeway
Dear Starfleet: Hate you, Hate Alpha Quadrant, Took Voyager!
Dear Stephen, Tired of Midworld, hate Blaine, want off...WRITE FASTER!
Dear Stephen: Hate Blain, hate Midworld, want off... WRITE FASTER!
Dear Teacher: Please excuse my son Joseph's absence on Friday as it was Ash Wednesday. Signed,^ My Mother
Dear Xavier: Hate you, hate X-Men, took the dragon. Kitty
Dear Ziggy: Hate you. Hate the Project. Took Al (sort of).-Sam Beckett
Dear diary: grope, feel, grab, kiss, molest...   - Bob Packwood
Dear heart, get a clue, and get it quickly. - Anna Steven
Dear lord, save me from your followers
Dear master, Me and Fido took the car. Stay home! Stay!
Dear me... What are those things coming out of her nose?
Dear wack...Beatles
Dear, O dear, oh will they really laugh at me? -Floyd
Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone?
Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone? � M. Python
Dear, do you know where my helmet and bullet proof vest are?
Dear, it's eating the porcelin!
Dear, what watch? - Ten watch.. - Oh! Such much..!
Dear, why is there White Out on the monitor?
Dear, why is there cat hair all over the Pirahhna's tank?
Dear, you've lost you birth control pills, said Tom pregnantly
Dear...get me some coffee. - S. Kyle
Death  - a negative patient -care outcome.
Death  - abnormal life condition.
Death  - the ultimate equalizer.
Death  : Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death  : Natures way of saying, "Gotcha!"
Death & his dog - "Fetch...heel...play dead" &lt;thump&gt; "Spot? Spot?"
Death & taxes are both certain, but death isn't annual.
Death & taxes?  Now it's "shipping & handling."
Death *IS* a health care issue. * Hillary Rodham Clinton
Death - It's our number 1 killer
Death - Life's way of saying, "You can let go of your ankles now."
Death - Nature's way of dropping carrier.
Death - a negative patient-care outcome.
Death - abnormal life condition.
Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down"
Death - next right.
Death - the ultimate equalizer.
Death ... by chocolate.
Death 2 the stupid twits who crosspost 2 3K newsgroups!
Death : Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death : Natures way of saying, Gotcha!
Death Benefits = oxymoron.
Death Ends Fun
Death Ends Fun - film at 11
Death I can cheat, it's the taxes I can't
Death In A G-String -- Viper
Death In The Ring: Most Boxers Are Not The Same Afterward
Death MAY ease tension, researchers report.
Death May Ease Tension
Death Penalty means never having to say "You Again?"
Death Reborn Revolution! - Sailor Saturn
Death Star - Intel Pentium Inside
Death Star Technical Companion - By West End Games
Death Star approaching.  Estimated time to firing range, 15 minutes.
Death Star approaching. Time to firing range, fifteen minutes
Death Star detected.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se the Force?
Death To All Tyrants
Death Warmed over = a corpse with coffee?
Death _may_ ease tension, researchers report.
Death alone reveals how small are men's poor bodies. -- Juvenal
Death and comic books----AKA oil and water.
Death and depravation stalk our land like two great..stalking things.
Death and destruction!  I hunger for annihilation! - Mars
Death and his dog- Fetch...heel...play dead &lt;thump&gt; Spot? Spot?
Death and power are close cousins. I don't like your relatives.
Death and taxes are both certain, but death isn't an annual event.
Death and taxes are certain, but death doesn't keep getting worse.
Death and taxes are inevitable, but death is not a repeater.
Death and taxes are inevitable;  at least death doesn't get worse every year
Death and taxes go hand in hand.  Taxes are murder and murder is taxing.
Death and taxes may both be certain, but at least death isn't annual.
Death and taxes you can be certain of eventually!!
Death and taxes?  Now it's `shipping & handling.'
Death and taxes? At least death doesn't get worse when Congress meets.
Death and taxes? Now it's shipping and handling.
Death and the dice level all distinctions.
Death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth. - Tim
Death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!
Death awaits you all, with big nasty sharp pointed teeth!
Death awaits you with long ears and nasty sharp teeth!
Death bed thought: "I wish I had spent more time learning edlin and DOS."
Death before DOS!
Death before Disco
Death before Disembodiment!
Death before Political Correctness!!!
Death before acquisition!
Death before decaf
Death before deceleration.
Death before dishonor and either before soap operas.
Death before dishonor! ,but nothing before noon please
Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast.&lt;Brilliant&gt;
Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast.-Ashleigh Brilliant
Death before dishonor, but neither before noon.
Death before dishonor, neither before breakfast.
Death before dishonour, but neither before breakfast.-Ashleigh Brilliant
Death before punning!...Or at least a really bad hang-over.--Discinque
Death benefits = oxymoron
Death borders on our birth and our cradle stands in the grave
Death by Intelligence!
Death by asphyxiation, or death by radiation poisoning. - Kirk
Death by chocolate.
Death by drowning.
Death by strangulation (not hanging).
Death by tagline!
Death by..uh Saw off his tweeter! --Butthead 'n Lorena Bobbitt
Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
Death called while you were out. I gave him your pager #
Death called.  You were out, so I gave him your pager no
Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number.
Death can do strange things to people. -- Grim Jack
Death can really ruin your day.
Death can't stop true love.  Only delay it awhile. - Westley
Death cannot stop True Love.  All it can do is delay it a bit
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
Death chills
Death could make me change my mind about a lot of things.
Death cures cancer.
Death destroys man; the idea of Death saves him. --E. Forster
Death does funny things to you
Death does not come without a cause.  &lt;Irish&gt;
Death does not necessarily relieve you of financial responsibility
Death doesn't mean you're dead.  Just ask Denise Crosby
Death doesn't pay debts
Death don't have no mercy in this land!
Death followed by eternity... the worst of both worlds
Death gets better each time Congress meets!
Death greets me warm, now i will just say goodbye
Death has been dead 2,000 years-follow the King of Kings
Death has been proven 99% fatal in laboratory rats
Death has been proven to be 97% fatal to laboratory rats.
Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laborato
Death has come, the House of God has FAILED!
Death has made you a little din, Jean Luc.
Death has no favorites
Death has no quotes!
Death has proven to be 99.9% fatal to all lab rats.
Death has proven to be fatal in 99.9% of laboratory rats.
Death has the key to open the miser chest. &lt;African (Ashanti)&gt;
Death has the key to open the miser chest. --African Ashanti.
Death in the air
Death in the stone age....Jurassic Cark.
Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats.
Death is 99% fatal to laboratory rats
Death is God's way of dropping Carrier on you.
Death is God's way of dropping carrier.
Death is God's way of saying "Howdy."
Death is God's way of saying: &gt;&gt;NO CARRIER&lt;&lt;
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is God's way of telling you that you're fired.
Death is God's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is God's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death is Gods way of saying, "Hey, you're not alive anymore!"
Death is Irrelvelent. --Borg
Death is Murphy's way of dropping Carrier on your life
Death is Nature's way of dropping carrier.
Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is Nature's way of saying "F*ck off!"
Death is Nature's way of saying "It's to late to slow down."
Death is Nature's way of saying "You're dead!"
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Death is Nature's way of saying F*ck off!
Death is Nature's way of saying It's too late to slow down.
Death is Nature's way of saying Time Out!
Death is Nature's way of saying You're fired!
Death is a good disguise. --Jim Morrison
Death is a good thing to some people.
Death is a health-care issue. - Hillary Clinton
Death is a health-care issue. -- Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]
Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans.
Death is a non-maskable interrupt.
Death is a recorded event...a body has a story to tell."--Scully
Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind. -- Erma Bombeck
Death is all fun and games untill someone gets hurt
Death is all in the mind. Once you're dead you forget all about it.
Death is an art, flesh and Earth never part;
Death is an unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
Death is as light as a feather, duty is as heavy as a mountain. &lt;Aeil&gt;
Death is as light as a feather, duty is as heavy as a mountain. - Rand
Death is as the foreshadowing of life. We die that we may die no more! - Herman Hooker
Death is better; a milder fate than tyranny. --Aeschylus.
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back
Death is but a doorway.  Here, let me hold that for you
Death is but a sample of Pete May's jokes -- Christian Timms
Death is but a stepping over, a passage through the Shroud
Death is but giving over a game that must be lost - Beaumont
Death is certain, Life is not
Death is certain, life isn't.
Death is denominated the extreme penalty
Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely. - Edward Abbey
Death is hereditary
Death is irrelevant
Death is irrelevant - Locutus of Borg
Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level cleric.
Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level c
Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile, YOU MUST COMPLY.
Death is irrelevant. --Locutus of Borg.
Death is irrilevant
Death is just God's way of dropping Carrier Detect
Death is just God's way of dropping DTR.
Death is just God's way of dropping carrier.
Death is just God's way of saying "Howdy."
Death is just God's way of saying: n^#-vNO CARRIER
Death is just Gods way of dropping carrier.
Death is just Gpod's way of dropping Carrier Detect
Death is just a distant rumor to the young.
Death is just a stage in Life
Death is just a state of mind
Death is just around the next door.
Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.
Death is just nature's way of killing you.
Death is just nature's way of saying  $%^&  NO CARRIER
Death is just nature's way of saying "Howdy!"
Death is just nature's way of saying $%^& NO CARRIER!
Death is just nature's way of saying you're dead
Death is just nature's way of saying, "Hey!  You're not alive anymore!"
Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down
Death is just nature's way of telling you you're redundant
Death is just one of the steps on the journey.
Death is just the Cosmic "NO CARRIER"
Death is just the Universe dropping your carrier.
Death is life is way of telling you you've just been fired.
Death is life's answer to the question "Why?"'
Death is life's answer to the question `Why?' � Anonymous
Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired"
Death is life's way of saying you can let go of your ankles now!
Death is life's way of saying you're Sacked!
Death is life's way of saying you're fired.
Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired
Death is light as a feather; duty is heavier than a mountain.
Death is like everything else, its all in the timing!
Death is merely a chance to roll a new character.
Death is mother nature's warning to slow down.
Death is nature's way for telling you you've slowed down.
Death is nature's way of enforcing retirement.
Death is nature's way of preventing over-population
Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.
Death is nature's way of relieving stress
Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy". &lt;unknown&gt;
Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy."
Death is nature's way of saying "Slow Down"
Death is nature's way of saying Howdy.
Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK
Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down
Death is nature's way of saying you're dead!
Death is nature's way of saying you're not alive anymore!
Death is nature's way of saying, 'Slow down.'
Death is nature's way of tellin you to SLOW DOWN!
Death is nature's way of telling us to slow down
Death is nature's way of telling you that you should slow down
Death is nature's way of telling you that you're fired
Death is nature's way of telling you to SLOW DOWN!
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is natures way of saying its to late to slow down
Death is natures way of saying, "Your table is ready"
Death is natures way of tapering down your E-mail!
Death is natures way of telling you that you have failed selection
Death is no excuse - Nixon in `96!
Death is not an evil. - Epicurus
Death is not the end; there remains the litigation
Death is not the worst of things, and life is not the best.
Death is only a state of being
Death is only a state of mind. Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else
Death is only one of the many changes we must go through.
Death is our business and business is good
Death is part of this life not the next.
Death is proven 99.9% fatal in experiments with laboratory rats.
Death is proven 99.9% fatal in laboratory testing
Death is proven 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats.
Death is proven to be 100% fatal to all Stupid people.
Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats.
Death is proven to be fatal to 99.9% of all laboratory rats.
Death is scary only because you can't practice it
Death is simply nature's way of telling you that you are dead.
Death is simply nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death is still the #1 killer in America today.
Death is still working like a mole and digs my grave.
Death is that state in which you exist in the memory of others
Death is the Nature's way of telling you...SLOW DOWN!
Death is the begining, we are only now in mother's womb
Death is the best part of life. That's why they save it for last.
Death is the consequence of being alive.
Death is the cure of all diseases. - Browne
Death is the end of life and we will all be touched by it
Death is the end of one illusion and the beginning of another.
Death is the great equalizer.
Death is the greatest kick of all.  That's why they save it for last.
Death is the one experience that we cannot put in perspective afterwards.
Death is the only fad diet that works!
Death is the only unbreakable rule
Death is the only unbreakable rule. - The Sybil
Death is the poor man's best physician
Death is the result of bad politics. - PJ O'Rourke
Death is the supreme festival on the road to freedom.
Death is the supreme festival on the road to freedom. - D. Bonhoeffer
Death is the ultimate adventure
Death is the unfortunate side effect of attacking an armed man
Death is to life as a black hole is to matter in contemporary physics. -anonymous
Death is what we all must come to if we only live long enough. - D. Garrick
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
Death is when God drops the carrier on your life.
Death is when the Gods drop carrier on you
Death isn't the greatest agony, only the final one.
Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. --Lister.
Death isn't the handicap it used to be. - Lister
Death kills
Death loves a shining mark, a single blow
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. --Socrates.
Death may ease tension - film at 11.
Death may not be the greatest agony, but it is the last.
Death means never having to say you're sorry
Death means nothing!  There is no end!  I will be reborn!
Death means that it's "Check Out" time
Death needs time for what it kills to grow in
Death never comes too late.  &lt;Irish&gt;
Death never comes too late.  <Irish>
Death never takes the wise man by surprise. -- Fontaine
Death not only takes a holiday, he gets comp time.
Death of Reaganomics = Rebirth of the American Dream
Death on Two Legs
Death on two legs...you're tearin' me apart !!!!
Death only gives one curtin call.
Death opens unknown doors.  It is most grand to die.
Death performs a little bow and goes back on guard
Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!
Death rides with me....For he fears to go against me
Death row is entirely too small and empty.
Death seems to be a more salable commodity than life.
Death should be cherished like fine wine and enjoy its aroma.
Death sneaks up on you as a windshield sneaks up on a bug
Death sucks! - Jim Dial
Death sucks. --MST3K.
Death takes its toll.  Please have exact change
Death takes no bribes.
Death takes the poor man's cow and the rich man's child.  &lt;French&gt;
Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!
Death to CC!
Death to Kai Winn and her ilk!
Death to Naggons.
Death to Political Correctness- Long live Reality!
Death to Software Pirates !
Death to Zeon! Melakon
Death to Zeon. Long live the Fatherland. Long live the Fuehrer
Death to all SysOps..AAACK!!!...W$%&x NO CARRIER
Death to all fanatics!
Death to all fanatics! - Malaclypse the younger
Death to all fanatics!!  screamed the fanatical redhead
Death to all moderaAAACK*#(%^#% NO CARRIER
Death to all moderators..AAACK!!!...W$%&x NO CARRIER
Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my animals!
Death to the Black Lectroids!
Death to the DeBeers diamond cartel!
Death to the despicable anti-intellectuals! - MENSA
Death to the fascist insects who suck the blood of the people!
Death to the... uh... Who the hell are we fighting, anyway?
Death to you all!  Die!  Die! ...oh, sorry, isn't this online games?
Death waits for no man
Death was not for him; Death was become him. - DT II
Death was not for him; Death was become him. - DT II
Death wh - uuuurrgghhhh
Death will be a great relief.  No more job interviews.
Death will come easy, just close your Eyes
Death will come, but not for you. -- Walter, the Man In Black
Death will not release you!!
Death wish, n.: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to
Death with dignity, huh? -- Tom Servo
Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles
Death! I'm talking about death and NICK IS STILL IN THERE! - Frannie
Death's Head II. Tuck. The future may never be the same again
Death's a bitch and then you're reincarnated
Death's a bitch, then you reincarnate!
Death's a bitch. Then you're reincarnated.
Death's the most fun.  That's why they save it for last.
Death's too good for them, he said
Death, Destruction, Maim, and Mutilation!
Death, God's way of dropping the carrier
Death, Life, and Infinite are the only constants.
Death, Taxes, Borland upgrade notices.
Death, be not proud.
Death, destroyer of worlds. I have come for you...opps, wrong person
Death, destruction, and catastrophe loom, Have A Nice Day!
Death, doom and destruction loom ... Oops wet pants..&lt;-Crazy beserker!:)
Death, doom and destruction loom on the horizon.  Have a nice day.
Death, doom and destruction loom oops wet pants..
Death, doom and destruction loom... oops pic messages!  Danger!
Death, doom and destruction loom...so have a nice day.
Death, doom and destruction loomoops - wet pants
Death, doom and destruction loomso Have a Nice Day.
Death, doom, and destruction loom... so have a nice day!
Death, in itself, is nothing. - Dryden
Death, like religion, is funny and asinine
Death, n. - What we all must come to if we only live long enough
Death, nature's own way of telling you to slow down
Death, only, renders hope futile. - Vad Varro
Death, pain, fire, death, pain, fire, no, no, no - Lady Ladira
Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep: And yet a third of Life is passed in sleep
Death, taxes ... and betas
Death, taxes, and SD40-2s all inescapable!
Death, taxes, software upgrade notices,
Death, the one appointment we all must keep, and for which no time is set. - Charlie Chan
Death, v. - Nature's way of telling you to slow down
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah"
Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
Death.  That's the last thing I'd ever want to do
Death. Death. Death.
Death... by chocolate.
Death......God's Tagline.
Death...DEATH to ALL who OPPOSE US!!! - Heavy Metal
Death...God's tagline
Death...is a drama with a begining, middle, and end.--Scully
Death:  Abnormal life condition.
Death:  God's tagline
Death:  I could live without it.
Death:  It's not just for breakfast anymore
Death:  Just Say No.
Death:  Life's way of saying your dead!
Death:  Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death:  Natures was of telling you to slow down.
Death:  The one talent that everyone shares!
Death:  The unfortunate side effect of attacking a Dragon.
Death:  To stop sinning suddenly.
Death:  To stop sinning suddenly.  -- Ellen Hubbard
Death:  it's an extremely inconvient disability.
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly
Death: (n) to stop paying taxes suddenly
Death: Abnormal DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Death: Abnormal DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Death: Abnormal life condition.
Death: Failure to fulfill one's wellness potential.
Death: God's tagline.
Death: If an atheist is wrong, they lose everything
Death: Input past end of file error.
Death: JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
Death: Just Say No.
Death: Life's way of saying - "HEY!  Your not alive anymore!"
Death: Life's way of saying you can't collect any more taglines
Death: Life's way of saying you've been fired.
Death: Life's way of saying your dead!
Death: Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Death: Nature's way of saying the FDA was right.
Death: Natures was of telling you to slow down.
Death: Natures way of saying, "Gotcha!"
Death: The longest sleep from which you will ever awaken
Death: The one talent that everyone shares!
Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a Dragon.
Death: To stop sinning suddenly. - Devil's Dictionary
Death: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard
Death: Unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
Death: Unfortunate side effect of attacking a woman armed with a gun
Death: it's an extremely inconvenient disability.
Death: it's not just for breakfast anymore
Death: the final change of address.
Death: the ultimate diet
Death: think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.
Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Death?  It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.
Death?  Life?  I never did understand Zen.
Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.
Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
DeathGod's Tagline
Deathby chocolate.
Deathly lost,this can't be real
Deathmask!  They played at my parents anniversary
Deathmask!  They played at my parents anniversary. -- Mike Nelson
Deathmask, featuring Olivia Newton John
Deaths from dangerous weapons: Firearms - 39,277  AIDS - 102,780
Deathtongue Live:  Billy and the Boingers
Deathtounge LIVES!
Deathtounge lives just to SPITE Tipper.
Deathwalker.  DEATHWALKER!!
Deb is private stock, man! - Frank to Dr. Forrester
Deb is private stock, man! -- TV's Frank
Debate (what's on de end of de hook...)
Debate Circular: Ver Debate Circular
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Debate Conferences:  Mud wrestling for the pedantic.
Debate conference, like the Army...lots of privates.
Debate is the death of conversation.
Debate is what lures de fish
Debate politics with a fern.  If you lose, refuse to water it.
Debate, n. - Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Debate:  What lures de fish.
Debate:  What you use to hook defish.
Debate: it lures de fish.
Debate? What debate? WE AREN'T having any! We're talking Taglines!
Debaters DO IT in their briefs
Debaters DO IT orally
Debaters do it orally!
Debbie Does Dallas...and the rest of Texas heaves a sigh of relief
Debbie Does The Borg! YIPE!
Debbie Does The Borg!!!!  YIPE!!!!
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my love child
Debby Does Dallas, "A busy girl that Debbie, isn't she?"
Debin - My complaint was registered first
Deborah Kerr & Burt Lancaster - Tom as guys fight in surf
Deborah is a nice girl
Debrief:  Wife listening while you talk in your sleep.
Debris scattering ahead, sir. - We've hit him! - Sulu
Debt Cola, it's the REAL thing
Debt and contract are of no particular place
Debt is one way of proving that it's possible to have less than nothing.
Debt is the certain outcome of an uncertain income
Debt reduction, What about it? - Bill Clinton
Debts follow the person of the debtor
Debug - De ting killed wid de pressure spray
Debug only code - comments can lie
Debug!  Debug!  Debug!  _Before_ you run it! -- Chris Smith, 1996
Debug: (verb) placing shoe leather firmly upon an insect.
Debugged program
Debugger:  A tool that substitutes afterthought for forethought.
Debugging Aids: Insecticides
Debugging UNIX is not an option.
Debugging ends when programmers give up, not when the bugs are gone
Debugging ends when you get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed
Debugging utility:  Bang forehead here --&gt; |x|
Debugging--Removing bugs, Programming--Putting them in.
Debugging: removing bugs from software.  Programming: putting them in.
Debugging: the act of introducing new errors
Debugging=removing bugs... Programming=installing them
Debunk - Where de cowboy sleeps, usually in debunk house
Debutante ball
Dec.25: Santa downed by SAM over Beruit, held hostage
Dec.25th. "Cat-a-Claus" is coming--Ho Ho Ho!!!
Decadence is a polite society
Decadence is its own reward.
Decadence with a blond is its own reward!
Decadence with a redhead is its own reward!
Decadence, n. - Sleeping with Satan on satin sheets
Decadence, n. - Something that's its own reward
Decadence, n. - The idolization of idiosyncricity
Decadent Capitalist and proud of it!
Decadent rodent, we will bury you
Decaf is to coffee drinkers, like water is to a rabid dog
Decaf:  Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer!
Decaf? I'd rather drink from the dogs dish!
Decaf? I'd rather drink from the tiolet bowl!
Decaff Coffee: Why bother???
Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer!
Decaff? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
Decaffeinated coffee is for wimps!
Decaffeinated coffee is like kissing your sibling.
Decaffeinated coffee table; You can't even see a difference.
Decaffeinated coffee?  But ... why?
Decaffeinated coffee?  Just Say No!
Decaffeinated coffee?  Kinda like kissing your sister.
Decaffeinated coffee?  What is the point?
Decaffeinated coffee?  What the heck's the POINT!?
Decaffeinated coffee?  What's the point of THAT!?
Decaffeinated coffee?  Why @S?!?
Decaffeinated coffee?  Why bother?!?
Decaffeinated coffee? But...why?
Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister.
Decaffeinated coffee? What the heck's the POINT!?
Decaffeinated coffee? What's the POINT!?
Decaffeinated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?
DecaffeinatedZfOee?  But...why?
Decaffienated coffee table; You can't even see a difference
Decaffienated coffee? But...why?
Decaffienated coffee? Just Say No.
Decaffienated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister.
Decaffienated coffee? What's the point of THAT!?
Decaffinated coffee.  What the hell's the POINT??
Decaffinated coffee?  What's the point of THAT!?
Decalfinated:  Cow who just had an abortion...
Decapitate your Christmas turkeys. A mind is a terrible thing to baste
Decapitation cures fear of death (headaches, too)
Decaptitation is a proven cure for headaches
Decardes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am
Decay, inherent in all component things. Buddha-last words
Deceased Wizard: Abbra Cadaver
Deceased and yet my mind remains.
Deceit in the conduct of war outweighs valor and is worthy of merit
Deceit, deceive, decide just what you believe
Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths. - Shakespeare
December 16, Schroeder and Beethoven both celebrate
December 31, 1995: Newspapers call an end to Calvin-ball
December songs I no longer sing. - Collective Soul
Decent lawyer
Deception is the footrest of Politics.
Deceptively smart people need to be watched. -- Duck
Decibel: A southern girl one better than a nine.
Decided to keep mum about OS/2. Shall we keep it that way?
Decidedly *un*-bold-- Dr. Forrester
Decidedly UN-bold - Dr. Forrester
Decieve. Inveigle. Obfuscate
Decimal points are always one place too far to the left
Decision '92 : Four more beers! Four more beers!
Decision '92: Barbara vs Hillary
Decision levels are inverse to comprehension
Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped
Decision making is driven by random convergences. - Jim Taylor and Watts Wacker
Decision-making factor, absent from brain!
Decisions are becoming more and more difficult. - Kirk
Decisions must be made on technical grounds
Decisions terminate panic.
Decisions, Listen to Rush Limbaugh or read my E-mail?
Decisions, decisions.  - Gideon, The Crow
Decisions...listen to Rush or read my Rush E-mail?
Deck 36:  Sporting goods, Engineering, Ladies lingerie
Deck 36: Engineering, Sporting goods, Ladies lingerie.
Deck 36: Sporting Goods, Engineering, Ladies lingerie
Deck 36: Sporting goods, Engineering, Ladies' lingerie; going UP!
Deck the halls with carbons from Visa, fa la la la la
Deck the halls with poison ivy, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again
Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again - Tori Amos
Deck the halls, I'm young again, I'm you again.
Deck us all with Boston Charley, Walla-Walla-Wash
Deck us all with Boston Charlie -- Pogo
Decker: Captain, as your exec, it is my duty to point out alternatives.
Decker: Doctor, you are out of line.   McCoy: So are you. Sir
Decker: V'ger expects and answer. [*] Kirk: I don't know the question.
Deckers do it with jacks
Declaration of Independence, 1,300 words. The Bible, 773,000
Declaration of War, the short form. &lt;President&gt;
Declarative programmers do it productively.
Declare "Open Season" on Constitution Deconstructionists.
Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature. -- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"
Decomposed lambs make terrible house pets.
Deconstruct your myths and I'll deconstruct mine.
Decorate your home.  It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.	-- C. Schulz
Decorating Your Mousehole  - By Minnie Blinds
Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds
Decorator Dot, at your service. - Dot
Decorators do it tastefully.
Decouvrir des mondes �tranges d'autres civilisations
DecptiBorg, unite! What?!
Decrease Moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages
Decrease Moderator unemployment: post Off Topic
Decrease moderator unemployment:  Post off-topic messages
Decrease moderator unemployment: post off-topic.
Decrelation Of War: the short form
Decriminalize freedom.
Dedicated Individual Committed to Knowledge
Dedicated Word Processor: A secretary who stays after five.
Dedicated to better living through computers.
Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of happy hour
Dedicated to the brave men who go down to the chips in C
Dedicated to the fine art of PROCRASTINATION
Dedicated to the proposition that cat bathing is a martial art!
Dedicated to the termination of programs with a large axe.
Dedicated to your culinary delight
Dee Dee Myers. Not a nickname. Her parents actually named her Dee Dee.
Dee air ist dee air. What can be done? T'Pau
Dee dee dee telegraph! Dee dee dee someone coming in -Tom
DeeJay vu...Playing the same record over and over and over and over and
Deedee, will you help your grandfather? - Dexter's Mom (DL)
Deeds  -  Not Words!
Deeds are males and words are females, but not with Bajorans
Deeeee-licious! - Wakko
Deeeee-licious! - Wakko Warner
Deeeee-licious! -- Wakko
Deeeee-sgusting! - Dot
Deeeep ka-ka! &gt; Al Calavicci
Deep Dive Into The Middle Of The Mass Confusion
Deep Sea Diving! Free of charge from ValuJet
Deep Secrets - by Kent Tellem
Deep South Genetic Variation
Deep Space 9
Deep Space 9 -- (-|-) @ -- Wormhole
Deep Space 9 --&gt; (-|-) @ &lt;-- Wormhole
Deep Space 9's Mission: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before!
Deep Space 9, Babylon 5
Deep Space 90210 - Dax's First Time, "I Awoke To See The Morn"
Deep Space 9:  To boldly stay in the same place as long as possible!
Deep Space 9: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before.
Deep Space 9: outpost to the final frontier or last stop to nowhere?
Deep Space 9: the continuing story of Sisko and his Kid.
Deep Space Nine ---    (-|-)    @ --Wormhole
Deep Space Nine looks like a Klingon steering wheel.
Deep Space Nine.  New Season.  No limits
Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
Deep Space Nine...to boldly stay where no one has stayed before!
Deep Space Nine:  I'll leave the light on for you.
Deep Space Nine:  Last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies!
Deep Space Nine:  Looks like a Klingon steering wheel
Deep Space Nine:  The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Deep Space Nine:  To boldly stay where no one has stayed before.
Deep Space Nine:  Where no one has gone before, then turn left.
Deep Space Nine:  You've seen the rest; now see the best!
Deep Space Nine: ...To boldly stay where none have stayed before
Deep Space Nine: Looks like a Klingon Steering Wheel.
Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Deep Space Nine: The continuing story of Sisko and his kid
Deep Space Nine: To boldly stay where no one has stayed before.
Deep Space Nine: Where no one has gone before, then turn left.
Deep Space Nine; we'll leave the light on.
Deep Space Runabout = Old Generation Red Shirt
Deep Spawn: "Big Daddy Crab"
Deep Submerge! - Sailor Neptune
Deep Thoughs..... With Jack Handey
Deep Thought at:
Deep Thought was a Pentium; where else is 6 * 9 equal to 42?
Deep Thought. Deep 13. Think about it, won't you? Thanks
Deep Thoughts, by @N@.
Deep Throat For A Two Inch Penis
Deep Throat:  Something to do with carburetors.
Deep Throat: A lie is most convincingly hidden between truth
Deep Throat: Always keep your friends close, Mr McGrath,
Deep Throat: Calling it a night, Mr Mulder?
Deep Throat: Do you really want the answer?  The ULTIMATE answer?
Deep Throat: If a shark stops swimming it will die. Don't stop swimming
Deep Throat: Keep your enemies closer
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, they've been here for a long long time
Deep Throat: Precisely
Deep Throat: Someone is always paying attention
Deep Throat: Something to do with carburetors?
Deep Throat: TRUST NO ONE
Deep Throat: That is not an option, Mr. Mulder.
Deep Throat: There is truth, you old friend, if that's all you seek
Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in
Deep Throat: Thought we might take in a Warriors game
Deep Throat: We must assume we're being watched
Deep Throat: You've never been closer
Deep Throat: You've seen things that weren't meant to be seen
Deep cutaways, no pickguard and a couple of humbuckers
Deep down I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner
Deep down I'm really shallow.
Deep down inside I feel to scream. This terrible silence stops me
Deep down, @F's a jerk. :)
Deep down, @TOFIRST@'s a jerk. :)
Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi. - FRA #284
Deep down, lawyers are nice!    Six feet deep down
Deep down, we are more like than unlike humans. -- Skids
Deep down, we're all basically shallow.
Deep in every liberal heart is a commissar yearning to be saluted
Deep in my dreams and I still hear her callin'.... -Floyd
Deep in the Heart of Dixie.
Deep in the heart of New Jersey.
Deep in the heart of Texas o/~
Deep in your Heart, You know you Like Windows!
Deep inside the armor of a warrior is a child
Deep inside the armor of a warrior is a child who wants to play
Deep inside the armor of a warrior is a child.
Deep red are the sunsets in mystical places.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost. - Bilbo Baggins
Deep space is my dwelling place; The stars my destination.
Deep-Thinking Liberals
Deep-sea divers DO IT under extreme pressure
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
Deer in the Headlights again?
Def One thought he was a wit - but he was only half right
Def'n: Soldier; someone who sleeps in the mud and likes it.
Def. RAM: What you do to the side of your PC when it's no
Def. Redundancy: An air bag in Hillary Clinton's car
Def.: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers
Def: 667: Satan's neighbor.
Def: ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
Def: AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
Def: ANSI: A computer user who just can't sit still
Def: ANUS: Latin word for year. (Eg: Anus Domino - 1994 AD)
Def: APPLE: A Piece of Pretty Lousy Equipment
Def: ASPHALT: A term meaning rectal trouble
Def: Abortion: Loves Labor Lost
Def: Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Def: Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
Def: Accuracy: The vice of being right.
Def: Acetone: What you do in exercise class.
Def: Achilles jerk: a nerd friend of Achilles
Def: Acoustic - What you play pool with.
Def: Acoustic: What you shoot pool with
Def: Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
Def: Actually: Perhaps; possibly
Def: Adam's Apple: the apple Eve gave to Adam
Def: Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Def: Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers
Def: Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection.
Def: Adore: To venerate expectantly
Def: Adult: One old enough to know better.
Def: Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Def: Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Def: Advice (noun): The smallest current coin.
Def: Advisor - The guy who told you how to screw up
Def: Afebrile: someone with a very low IQ
Def: After-math [n]: The period following algebra.
Def: Aibohphobia n: The fear of palindromes
Def: Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician.
Def: Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
Def: Algol: The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon.
Def: Alien: (n) A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle
Def: Alien: (n) A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Move The World
Def: Alien: A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle.
Def: Alimony: Bounty of the mutiny
Def: Alimony: Corruption of Middle English Alle ye money
Def: Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed
Def: Ambivalence: Mother in law drives my Caddy over cliff
Def: American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
Def: Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
Def: Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen.
Def: Anoid: Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computer
Def: Antimony: against having money
Def: Antipathy: The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend
Def: Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for.
Def: Anus: Latin word denoting a period of time
Def: Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence
Def: Arising - Conflict between a man and his mattress.
Def: Armor: The kind of clothing worn whose tailor is a blacksmith
Def: Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has
Def: Army food: The spoils of war.
Def: Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me.
Def: Array - A blast from a CRT
Def: Arrest: Formally to detain one accused of unusualness
Def: Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Def: Artery: the study of paintings
Def: Arthritis: the new math
Def: Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Def: Asphalt: Rectal trouble.
Def: Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in mothers
Def: Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe.
Def: Attending physician: one who attends a dinner or party
Def: Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Def: Autoerotic: making love in an automobile
Def: Autotransfusion: to take parts from another car
Def: B/D: A police term for burlary, theft
Def: BASIC- Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruction Code
Def: BBS: A method to triple your phone bill.
Def: BBS: Busted Broke SysOp Now you know what it *REALLY* means!!
Def: BISEXUAL: Means if you can't get it for free you buy it
Def: BITCH: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented & Horny
Def: BLOWJOB: A term used by demolition experts and safecrackers
Def: BOAT - Purchase - Chester BOAT a new tractor
Def: BUGGERY: The collecting of insects
Def: Baby Sitters: Girls you hire to watch your TV.
Def: Baby: Nine months interest on a small deposit
Def: Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce.
Def: Bachelor: One who is footloose & fiance free!
Def: Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in.
Def: Backup - Opposite of forward
Def: Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
Def: Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
Def: Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia.
Def: Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Def: Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness.
Def: Barium What you do if CPR fails
Def: Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
Def: Barium: what you do when CPR fails
Def: Barney - What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight.
Def: Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Def: Barometer: Instrument which shows the weather we are having
Def: Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Def: Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.
Def: Bedpan: larger than a pie pan
Def: Beheading: The ultimate loss of face
Def: Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
Def: Belly Button Surgery: a belly button transplant
Def: Benign: What you are after you be eight.
Def: Bicycle: A gay women's menstrual cycle
Def: Bigamist: An Italian fog.
Def: Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice.
Def: Bigamy: One wife too many Monogamy: The same idea
Def: Bigamy: Too many wives Alimony: Same thing
Def: Bill Clinton: Elmer Fudd without the grip on reality
Def: Bimbobble: A blonde playing catch
Def: Biography: One of the terrors of death.
Def: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad
Def: Black Widow: an elderly, black woman, whose husband died
Def: Bluewave - 40,000 Smurphs in a stadium amusing themselves.
Def: Booster: seat given to small children
Def: Bore - A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Def: Bore: Deprives you of solitude w/o providing company
Def: Boredom, n. What happens when we lose contact with reality
Def: Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Def: Brain - the apparatus with which we think that we think.
Def: Branch - A stick used for beating
Def: Brat: Someone else's kid that behaves like your own
Def: Breast fed - A female FBI agent
Def: Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Def: Bronchiole: a small rodeo horse
Def: Brute: See Husband
Def: Bubble-Jet: The disaster Boeing doesn't want you to know about
Def: Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Def: Buffer - Programmer who works in the nude.
Def: Bugless Program: see: Abstract Theoretical Concept
Def: Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Def: Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Def: Bureaucrat (n): A person who cuts red tape sideways.
Def: CIRCLE JERK: A very fat nerd
Def: CLIMAX: A large woodland tool
Def: CLITORIS: A type of exotic flower
Def: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language
Def: COITUS: An obscure musical instrument
Def: COITUS: Large, wily, doglike animals
Def: CONDOM: Apartment complex for yuppies
Def: CUM: What you say to your dog
Def: CUNNILINGUS: An Irish-American Country-Western singer
Def: Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast
Def: Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee.
Def: Camping (n): See Heat Stroke, Mud, and Insects
Def: Cancer - The cure for smoking.
Def: Canonicals: The motley worn by Jesters of the Court of Heaven
Def: Cartoon - A device used by papers to say what an editor dare not.
Def: Cartoons - music played in an automobile?
Def: Castrate: The hotel rate for actors.
Def: Cat (kat') (n): Dog with an attitude problem.
Def: Cat Scan.  Searching for kitty
Def: Catalyst (n): an alphabetical list of cats
Def: Catastrophe - Award given to the cat with the cutest buns
Def: Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Def: Catastrophe: Award given to the cat with the cutest buns
Def: Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns?
Def: Catfish: Breakfast of Blonde Lawyers
Def: Catheter - What the cath did to the mouse
Def: Catscan: a hi-tech device for examining cats
Def: Celibacy: The ultimate safe sex.
Def: Cemetery (n): A marble orchard you can take for granite.
Def: Cesarean Section: A historic district in Rome.
Def: Cesarean Section: a district in Rome
Def: Chastity - The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
Def: Chest: a place to store sweaters and mothballs
Def: Chestnuts: a painful, embarrassing condition
Def: Children: The most common sexually transmitted disease.
Def: Chip:  One California hi-way patrolman.
Def: Chirpes: A canarial disease, no tweetment
Def: Circular Def: see Definition, Circular.
Def: Clinton: Why the White House should have a twit filter.
Def: Clitoris: a type of flower
Def: Coding - An addictive drug
Def: Coffee: Can you imagine *other* addictions w/ free refills???
Def: Coitus: a musical instrument
Def: Colic: A sheepdog that is part collie.
Def: Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
Def: College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
Def: Colorectal: an officer in the military
Def: Coma: a form of punctuation
Def: Command:  A suggestion made to a computer.
Def: Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Def: Committee: A life form with 12 stomachs and no brain
Def: Committee: A life form with six or more legs and no brain
Def: Computer: A device designed to drive human beings insane.
Def: Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Def: Computer: A million morons working at the speed of light.
Def: Conclusion - the place where you got tired of thinking
Def: Confusion, n: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese.
Def: Congenital: Adjective synonymous to friendly.
Def: Congenital: friendly
Def: Congratulation: The civility of envy
Def: Congress: Just a few conservatives away from working!
Def: Congress: Living example of Artificial Intelligence
Def: Conscience: The inner voice warning somebody is looking.
Def: Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Def: Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.
Def: Constrict: to build a rickety building
Def: Contraceptives: To be used on all conceivable occasions.
Def: Core Storage: A receptacle for the center section of apples.
Def: Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines
Def: Coward: One who in thinks with his legs.
Def: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the evening section'
Def: Cpu - C3po's mother
Def: Crash:  Normal termination.
Def: Crime Control: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
Def: Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Def: Crucifixion: Hanging out in the truest form.
Def: Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
Def: Cult {n}: A religion without political power.
Def: Cunnilinguist: one who speaks four languages
Def: Cursor (n): what you become when your computer crashes
Def: Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
Def: D.A.M.N. - Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
Def: DAISY CHAIN: A type of jewelry
Def: DEEP THROAT: Something to do with carburators
Def: DESQview: Better windows
Def: DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
Def: DESQview: Windex for Windows
Def: DIAPHRAGM: Geometry diagram
Def: DILDO: Large, flightless, extinct bird
Def: DOMINATRIX: A type of food processor
Def: DOUCHE: The Italian word for twelve
Def: Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Def: Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
Def: Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed
Def: Death: The longest sleep from which you will ever awaken
Def: Death: Unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
Def: Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Def: Defame: To lie about another To tell the truth about another
Def: Defenceless: Unable to attack
Def: Define: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Def: Degeneration: rationing degenerates
Def: Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before.
Def: Deja moo: Knowing you've heard this bull before
Def: Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Def: Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
Def: Desk - A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Def: Despair - An extra tire in de trunk.
Def: Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
Def: Devicehigh: Your device driver on drugs
Def: Dew - Air that looks wet.
Def: Dianetics : The Science of Selling Books
Def: Dictator : a potato with a penis.
Def: Dilate. To live too long
Def: Dilate: To live longer.
Def: Dilate: To live too long
Def: Dilator: To delay dying
Def: Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Def: Diode: What happens to people who don't die young.
Def: Dip - Inventor of a famous switch
Def: Diplomacy - The Vaseline of political intercourse
Def: Diplomacy: Lying in state.
Def: Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun
Def: Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock
Def: Diplomacy: Saying Nice Doggie until you find a stick
Def: Diplomacy: The Vaseline of political intercourse
Def: Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
Def: Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Def: Diplopia: the rolled up thing you get at graduation
Def: Disassembler - An unattended five year old child
Def: Disassembler: An unsupervised two year old child
Def: Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee
Def: DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Def: Divorce, n. The past tense of marriage
Def: Documentation = admission of Failure?
Def: Dog: The only popular tail-bearer.
Def: Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Def: Door: Something you throw Windows out of
Def: Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron
Def: Dumb Blonde: A peroxymoron
Def: Duplex - Having two apartments
Def: Dyslexia: it can warn without striking!
Def: Dyspepsia: someone who hates Pepsi
Def: EATING OUT: Going to Burger King
Def: ENEMA: Someone who is not your friend
Def: ERECTION: When Japanese vote for a new government
Def: EROTIC: Small bug from Europe
Def: Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick
Def: Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word.
Def: Eclamptic: an 'E' shaped tool used in woodworking
Def: Egotist: a person of low taste more interested in himself than me
Def: Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
Def: Electrolyte: lights used for disco dancing
Def: Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards.
Def: Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Def: Eliminate: to kill someone
Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Def: Enema: not your Aunt from Kansas
Def: Enough: All there is in the world if you like it
Def: Enterocele: an 'O' shaped seal used on doors
Def: Enteroplex: a complex entrance
Def: Envy: Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity
Def: Erb's Point: somewhere North of Santa Barbara
Def: Erudition: Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull
Def: Escape beat: to be beaten for attempting to escape
Def: Eschar: cooked snails
Def: Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny.
Def: Ethernet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny
Def: Ethyl: your Aunt in Kansas
Def: Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Def: Evolution: Scientists making monkeys of themselves
Def: Excise: makes you tired and sweaty
Def: Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want
Def: Expert, n. One who focuses all his ignorance on one thing
Def: Expert: Anyone from out of town.
Def: Expert: Some unknown drip under pressure.
Def: Expert: Someone from out of town With a modem
Def: Expert: Someone who knows less, but makes more money.
Def: Explorer: A hobo with experience.
Def: External Storage - A wastebasket
Def: F*hrvergn*gen: German for no leg room
Def: FAMOUS, adj  Conspicuously miserable
Def: FEAR - False Evidence Appearing Real.
Def: FEAR: False events appear real
Def: FEAR: Forget everything and run
Def: FEMALE, n  One of the opposing, or unfair, sex
Def: FETISH: A kind of cheese made from goat milk
Def: FETUS: One of the leading characters on Gunsmoke
Def: FINE: Fearful; Insecure; Neurotic; Emotional
Def: FOREPLAY: A term used when golfing
Def: FORESKIN: Against one's will (as in..foreskinably detained)
Def: FORTRAN- Formless Translations
Def: FRENCH TICKLER: A guy with a feather from Paris
Def: FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs.
Def: FSH: fish misspelled
Def: Fahrvegnookie (n): Sex in a Volkswagen.
Def: Fallopian tube: part of a television
Def: Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
Def: Famous: Conspicuously miserable
Def: Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten.
Def: Farfignewton - A long way 'till the next cookie
Def: Farfignewton: German for ergonomic cookie.
Def: Farfignewton: The cookie of the stars
Def: Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation
Def: Fartvergn*gen: The pleasure of breaking wind
Def: Fashion: A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey
Def: Febrile: someone with a very low IQ
Def: Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex
Def: Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.
Def: Fertile: having a green thumb
Def: Fester: Quicker
Def: Fetish - The other guys good luck piece.
Def: Fetus: a character on 'Gunsmoke'
Def: Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of lies
Def: Fickleness: The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection
Def: Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography.
Def: Fiddle - Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Def: Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed
Def: Filet Mignon - An opera by Puccini.
Def: Firmware: Hardware that is starting to melt.
Def: Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Def: Fixation: a gas station that still repairs cars
Def: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in
Def: Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow.
Def: Flatulence: an ambulance that got flattened
Def: Flatus: a bus that has been flattened
Def: Flesh: The Second Person of the secular Trinity
Def: Floating Control: A characteristic exhibited when you have to go to
Def: Floating Control: A characteristic exhibited when you swim
Def: Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer
Def: Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
Def: Florist: A petal pusher.
Def: Foramen: a club for Men Only
Def: Forefinger: The finger commonly used pointing out two malefactors
Def: Forth - One of the top five computer languages
Def: Foxglove: an impractical idea that never worked out
Def: Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900"
Def: Free radical: an extremist who has escaped from jail
Def: Frenulum: hangs inside a clock and goes 'Tick-Tock'
Def: Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Def: Friend: People who dislike the same people we do
Def: Friend: Someone who likes you even after they know you
Def: Friendless: Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense
Def: Friendless: Having no favors to bestow Destitute of fortune
Def: Friends - People who dislike the same people we do
Def: Friends: Marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life!
Def: Frog: An amphibian with edible legs
Def: Fundamentalism (adj), Fund=(give cash)+amentalism (without brains)
Def: Fundamentalist (n): braindead, backwoods redneck
Def: G-SPOT: A $1,000 bill
Def: G-STRING: Made of cat-gut for violins
Def: G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
Def: GANG BANG: A mass execution
Def: GENITALS: People of non-Jewish orirgin
Def: GI Series: baseball game for soldiers
Def: GOD: Gang Of Drunks
Def: GOD: Good Orderly Direction
Def: GOLDEN SHOWERS: What rich people have in their bathrooms
Def: GONAD: A mythical barbarian created by R. E. Howard
Def: GOOD, adj  Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer
Def: GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal
Def: GUI: A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate
Def: Gallium: a measure of liquid
Def: Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Def: Gene splicing: sewing a rip in your blue jeans
Def: Genealogy - It's all relative in the end anyway.
Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Def: Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
Def: Genes: come in stone washed or plain blue
Def: Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Def: Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living.
Def: Ghost: The outward and visible sign of an inward fear
Def: GiGo - Garbage in garbage out
Def: Gifted: A blonde with � a brain
Def: Gnosia: (translated) 'I knows ya'
Def: Goiter - Holds your sox up
Def: Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
Def: Good: Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer
Def: Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Def: Gout: A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient
Def: Gravidity: what keeps you from floating off the planet
Def: Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
Def: Groin: to increase in size
Def: Gross anatomy: a really ugly person
Def: Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse!
Def: Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs
Def: Guru: One who knows more jargon than you.
Def: Guts:  putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter
Def: HANDJOB: Manual labour
Def: HICKEY: One of Walt Disney's cartoon mice
Def: HOMO: What black kids call each other in The `Hood
Def: HOW: Honesty; Openness; Willingness
Def: HYMEN: Guys who do a lot of LSD
Def: Habit: A shackle for the free
Def: Hacker = Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER
Def: Ham-mer.  Precision tuning instrument
Def: Hammertoe: occurs to clumsy capenters
Def: Hand-foot-and-mouth disease: an embarrassing condition
Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.
Def: Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering
Def: Hangnail: a coat hook
Def: Hangover: The mourning after the night before
Def: Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Def: Happiness: A combination of good health and a bad memory.
Def: Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others.
Def: Hardware: The part you kick.
Def: Hatchet: A young axe, known among Indians as a Thomashawk
Def: Hearse: Death's baby-carriage
Def: Heimlich maneuver: a sexual technique involving the tongue
Def: Hell (n): Backing up a 600meg drive with 360k floppies.
Def: Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Def: Hero-worship: Idol gossip.
Def: Hers: His
Def: Hex Dump - Where Witches put used curses
Def: Hex Dump: Place for witches to get rid of used curses.
Def: Hex Dump: Where Witches put used curses
Def: Hexadecimal: Unlucky numbers used by a computer
Def: Hibernation -- Iceland
Def: Hick's sign: A mark placed on someone from the hicks
Def: Hick: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls
Def: Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Def: Hippocratic oath: swearing by hippos
Def: Hirsute: not to be confused with his suit (feminist term)
Def: Histamine - She owns him
Def: Historian: A broad-gauge gossip
Def: Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
Def: Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
Def: Home - A place teenagers stay while the car is repaired.
Def: Homoeopathist: The humorist of the medical profession
Def: Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better
Def: Hookworm: most popular bait fishing worm
Def: Hope: Desire and expectation rolled into one
Def: Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
Def: Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
Def: Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
Def: House physician: a misnomer for a carpenter/repairman
Def: Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods
Def: Hovel: The fruit of a flower called the Palace
Def: Hozone: Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
Def: Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
Def: Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Def: Hurry: The dispatch of bunglers
Def: Hybrid: A pooled issue
Def: Hydra: A kind of animal that ancients catalogued under many heads
Def: Hydrophobia: fear of fire hydrants
Def: IBM: Computer company: Itty-Bitty Machines Corporation.
Def: IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax!
Def: IBM: Corporate motto: I've been moved.
Def: IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
Def: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'
Def: IGM: In-Game Madness?
Def: INCEST: The proper name for bugs
Def: Idiotacracy: The form of government used in the U.S.
Def: Imagination - Inspiration for a resourceful Mind.
Def: Impiety: Your irreverence toward my deity.
Def: Imposter: A rival aspirant to public honors
Def: Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Def: Impunity: Wealth
Def: Incumbent: A person of the liveliest interest to the outcumbents
Def: Indifferent: Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things
Def: Indiscretion: The guilt of woman
Def: Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests
Def: Infanticide: Abortion in the fourth trimester
Def: Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk
Def: Injury: An offense next in degree of enormity to a slight
Def: Innuendo: Italian for 'suppository'.
Def: Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
Def: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc
Def: Intense - Where campers hang out.
Def: Internist: a doctor that spends all his time indoors
Def: Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas.
Def: Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03
Def: Irregularity: Someone who comes to work late.
Def: Irreligion: The principal one of the great faiths of the world
Def: Iterate- A healthy illiterate
Def: Jello: Kool-Aid with a hard on
Def: Joint capsule: space age dope smuggling device
Def: Joystick: A peripheral intended for use only by consenting adults.
Def: Jugular: one who does skillful tricks of sleight of hand
Def: Jury, n. Twelve people deciding who has the better lawyer
Def: Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Def: Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
Def: Justice: A decision in your favor.
Def: KOTEX: Radio station in Konte, Texas
Def: Keyboard: Device used to enter errors into the computer.
Def: Keyboard: Hardware used to enter errors into a computer
Def: Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Def: Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor
Def: Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't
Def: Kilohertz: Mortal injuries
Def: Kin: An affliction of the blood.
Def: Kindness: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction
Def: Kinescope: used for locating family or 'kin'
Def: Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.
Def: Klondyke: A Lesbian Eskimo
Def: LABIA MAJOR: The nearest galaxy in the Milky Way
Def: LABIA MINOR: A constellation in Labia Major
Def: LESBIAN: A person from the Middle East
Def: LIBIDO: A prescription tranquiliser
Def: LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Def: La Quinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"
Def: Labor: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B
Def: Language- A system of organizing and defining syntax errors
Def: Lare: where tagline files hide
Def: Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Def: Lawful: Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction
Def: Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law
Def: Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
Def: Lawyers: The larval form of a politician.
Def: Laziness: Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree
Def: Lead poisoning: getting shot
Def: Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious
Def: Lesbianage: Gay female spys
Def: Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Def: Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Def: Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.
Def: Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions
Def: Life: What happens while you're making other plans.
Def: Life: You peel layer after layer, you find nothing in it.
Def: Light sense: 30% less sense
Def: Lipogenesis: references to fat in the bible
Def: Lisp - To call a spade a thpade
Def: Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
Def: Lorena Bobbitt: She's got his whole gland in her
Def: Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
Def: Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
Def: Love: A grave mental disease
Def: Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
Def: Love: The best medicine
Def: Love: The illusion that one man differs from another
Def: Love: To place our happiness in the happiness of another
Def: Love: Two minds without a single thought -Philip Barry
Def: Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools
Def: Love: Urge on the verge of merge
Def: Low-bred: Raised instead of brought up
Def: Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.
Def: Lymes: I like them in my Tom Collins
Def: M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
Def: MASTURBATE: What's used to catch very large fish
Def: MENAGE-A-TROIS: French for where Jesus was born
Def: MENSTRUAL CYCLE: Vehicle having three or less wheels
Def: MENSTRUAL: A singer in medival times
Def: MISSIONARY POSITION: What Catholics assume while confessing
Def: Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg.
Def: Macro - The last half of an expression of sur
Def: Macro: The last half of an expression of surprise: Holy Macro.
Def: Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence
Def: Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
Def: Male: A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex
Def: Malefactor: The chief factor in the progress of the human race
Def: Martyr: A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
Def: Masochist: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Def: Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Def: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus
Def: Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich
Def: Mazel ton:Lots of luck
Def: Medical staff - a Doctors cane
Def: Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning revenge that is worthwhile
Def: Megabyte- A nine course dinner
Def: Megadeth: Rock group apparently ignorant of the term oxymoron
Def: Megahertz: When something is really painful.
Def: Memory Map: A sheet of paper showing location of computer data
Def: Mendacious: Addicted to rhetoric
Def: Menstrual cycle: has three wheels
Def: Mental floss prevents moral decay
Def: Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
Def: Mercy: An attribute beloved of detected offenders
Def: Metropolis: A stronghold of provincialism
Def: Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a million pains'
Def: Microfiche - Sardines
Def: Microwave:Form of greeting, popular in Silicon Valley
Def: MilliHelen: amount of beauty needed to launch one ship
Def: Mine: Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it
Def: Minor: Less objectionable
Def: Misfortune - The kind of fortune that you never miss.
Def: Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs.
Def: Modem: A deterrent to phone solicitors
Def: Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
Def: Modem: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
Def: Monarchical Government: Government
Def: Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game
Def: Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect.
Def: Moraine: Typical springtime weather forecast
Def: Moral: Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right
Def: Moral: Having the quality of general expediency
Def: Morbid - a higher offer
Def: Morbid: a slightly higher bid
Def: More: The comparative degree of too much
Def: Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Def: Movie: Life with the dull parts left out
Def: Multi-tasking -- reading in the bathroom
Def: Multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Def: Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once!
Def: NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Def: NIPPLE: What fish do to your bait
Def: NO CARRIER: A Naval Aviator's worst nightmare
Def: NPO: Nothing Permitted Or else!
Def: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man
Def: Nanosecond: Used to measure a Womans attention span
Def: Navigator: Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
Def: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The De
Def: Nitrate: lower than the day rate
Def: Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
Def: Node - Was aware of...I node it
Def: Node - was aware of
Def: Non-Combatant: A dead Quaker
Def: November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness
Def: Nuclear medicine: medicine practiced at 3-Mile Island
Def: Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.
Def: Nurse! I said prick his boil!
Def: ORAL SEX: Means sticking it in your ear
Def: ORGASM: Person who accompanies the church choir
Def: OVARIES: French egg and cheese dishes
Def: Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
Def: Oboe: British tramp
Def: Obscene: That which gives a learned jurist an erection
Def: Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection.
Def: Octopus: Two-faced person with four heads
Def: Omen: A sign that something will happen if nothing happens
Def: Once {adv}:  Enough.
Def: Once: Enough
Def: Operate: to rate an opera on a scale of 1-10
Def: Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, dcides to bathe
Def: Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
Def: Oppose: To assist with obstructions and objections
Def: Optimist: A Yugo owner with a trailer hitch!
Def: Optimist: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white
Def: Optimist: Commodore computer salesman with a beeper
Def: Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
Def: Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth.
Def: Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch
Def: Optimist: Yugo owner installing racing slicks
Def: Orator: A two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary.
Def: Organic: Church music.
Def: Organic: musical
Def: Orthodox: An ox wearing the popular religious joke
Def: Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind.
Def: Otherwise: No better
Def: Otter: Cockney weather forecast
Def: Outdo: To make an enemy
Def: Outpatient - a person who fainted
Def: Overate, v To dine
Def: Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
Def: PEDERAST: What a statue sits on
Def: PEDOPHILE: Someone who collects pedos
Def: PHALLUS: Where the Queen lives, as in Buckingham
Def: POLYGAMY: Baby frogs
Def: PORNOGRAPHY: The business of making vinyl recordings
Def: PUBIC HAIR: A breed of wild rabbit from Pueblo, Colorado
Def: Pain: Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink slippers
Def: Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Def: Pap smear - a fatherhood test
Def: Paperless Office: Your stall in the bathroom
Def: Paperweights: The only way to keep bills down
Def: Paradox: A very small marina
Def: Paradox: A very small medical group
Def: Paradox: n, that which is not a paradox
Def: Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
Def: Paranoia: Not just an attittude but a way of life.
Def: Password- The nonsense word taped to the CRT
Def: Pathology: the intense study of paths
Def: Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue
Def: Patience: A surfer sitting in Walden Pond.
Def: Peace, n. A short pause in wars for enemy identification
Def: Peccary: The place where chickens eat
Def: Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
Def: Peeping Tom: A perverted cat on stilts
Def: Pelvis - a cousin of Elvis
Def: Penile: having to do with being punished
Def: Pentagon tagline: Developed at only 2 million over budget
Def: Persist: The greatest effort's not enough.
Def: Pest: A friend in need.
Def: Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing
Def: Phonograph: An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises
Def: Pie: An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion
Def: Piracy: Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it
Def: Pitchfork (n): Used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Def: Pitchfork: A device for collecting dead babies
Def: Pity: A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast
Def: Please: To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition
Def: Pleasure: The least hateful form of dejection
Def: Pocket: The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience
Def: Poise: Ability to keep talking while other guy picks up the check
Def: Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
Def: Polaroid: What a polar bear gets from sitting on ice
Def: Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy
Def: Political Promises: Oxymorons believed in by Democrats
Def: Politically Correct - Human with spine removed.
Def: Politically Correct - Pithed American
Def: Politically Correct: Euphemism for censorship
Def: Politics: A parasite that @Ss parrots
Def: Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Def: Politics: Poly(many) + tics(blood sucking parasites)
Def: Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Def: Politics: The most promising of all careers.
Def: Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
Def: Pollytheism: The belief that God is a parrot
Def: Polyclinic: Hospital for sick parakeets
Def: Polygon: A missing parrot.
Def: Polynesia: Loss of memory in parrots
Def: Poor Man: One who has nothing but money.
Def: Porcupine: Non-Kosher variety of coniferous tree
Def: Portuguese: A species of geese indigenous to Portugal
Def: Positive: Being mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Def: Post-operative: a letter carrier
Def: Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters.
Def: Poverty: A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform
Def: Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
Def: Preconception: A lock on the door of wisdom
Def: Predicament: The wage of consistency
Def: Prediction: You are reading messages right now.
Def: Predilection: The preparatory stage of disillusion
Def: Pregnancy: A woman a swelled up over her work
Def: Prehistoric: Belonging to an early period and a museum
Def: Prejudice: A vagrant opinion without visible means of support
Def: Preposition, n; a poor word to end a sentence with
Def: Prerogative: A sovereign's right to do wrong
Def: Presidency: The greased pig in the field game of American politics
Def: Profanity: A Language Computer Users Know
Def: Profanity: The language all programmers know.
Def: Profanity: the universal programming language'
Def: Programming: Like building a castle with toothpicks
Def: Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
Def: Programming: like building a castle with toothpicks
Def: Prostitute: Someone who sleeps using the Buddy System.
Def: Prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
Def: Protein: Supportive of young people.
Def: Protein: in favor of young people
Def: Prude: A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor
Def: Psychiatry: The care of the Id by the Odd
Def: Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Def: Psychopath: Any urban thoroughfare during rush hour
Def: Pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do.
Def: Pun: The lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it first
Def: Purranoia - The fear your cat is up to something.
Def: Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat
Def: RIMJOB: Something to do with the wheels on your car
Def: Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.
Def: Radiologist: a doctor with an interest in radios
Def: Rapacity: Providence without industry The thrift of power
Def: Rascal: A fool considered under another aspect
Def: Rash: Insensible to the value of our advice
Def: Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction.
Def: Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
Def: Reality: The dream of a mad philosopher The nucleus of a vacuum
Def: Really: Apparently
Def: Reason: Propensitate of prejudice
Def: Reason: To weight probabilities in the scales of desire
Def: Reasonable: Accessible to the infection of our own opinions
Def: Reconsider: To seek a justification for a decision already made
Def: Recovery room - a place to do upholstery
Def: Rectotomy: what the surgeon REALLY did to me
Def: Rectum - dang near killed him
Def: Recursion, (n):  see recursion.
Def: Recursive (r�-k�r-s�v) adj: See 'recursive'
Def: Redident: Unable to leave
Def: Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Def: Redneck: someone who thinks Dom Perignon's a Mafia leader
Def: Redundancy - an airbag in a politician's car
Def: Religion: Myth-information.
Def: Repose: To cease from troubling
Def: Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
Def: Resolute: Obstinate in a course that we approve
Def: Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired.
Def: Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Def: Retirement: When you get a certificate of depreciation.
Def: Rheumatism: Disease afflicting studio apartment dwellers
Def: Ricochet, (n): Irish bouncer
Def: Robber: A candid man of affairs
Def: Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
Def: Rumor: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character
Def: Russian: A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul
Def: S/M: A postal term meaning Slow Mail
Def: SAPFU: Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
Def: SAST: (S)ysops (A)gainst (S)tupid (T)aglines
Def: SCROTUM: A small planet near Uranus
Def: SEMEN: Another word for sailors
Def: SIXTY-NINER: A fottball player from the US
Def: SODOMY: A special type of fast growing grass
Def: SPREAD EAGLE: A nearly extinct species of bird
Def: STICK \'stik\ (n) 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at yo
Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
Def: Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited
Def: Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Def: Sanitary belt: a drink from a clean glass
Def: Sauce: The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment
Def: Sauerbraten: Moody children
Def: Sauna (n): a nylon tent one hour after sunrise
Def: Scalpel - What Indians used to do.
Def: School: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
Def: Scientist, n. Peeping Tom at the keyhole of eternity
Def: Scouting - fun for all!
Def: Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts.
Def: Seattle: Indian word meaning 52 degrees and raining.
Def: Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
Def: Secretion: hiding something
Def: Seizure - a Roman emperor
Def: Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement
Def: Self-evident: Evident to one's self and to nobody else
Def: Selfish: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others
Def: Semen: a term for sailors
Def: Semiconductor:  A part-time orchestra leader.
Def: Serology: the study of English Knighthood
Def: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Def: Shin: Body part used to find furniture in the dark
Def: Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Def: Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line
Def: Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
Def: Singularity: Liberal's brain as well as beliefs
Def: Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out
Def: Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library
Def: Skill: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
Def: Sleep - An inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Def: Slut: Someone who gets more sex than you do.
Def: Snorkel: A cross between a snore and a chuckle
Def: Snowbank: An Eskimo lending institution
Def: Spongecake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients.
Def: Sternal: having to do with the back of a ship
Def: Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
Def: Success: The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows
Def: Sumo Wrestling: Survival of the fattest
Def: Supercomputer - What it sounded like before you bought it.
Def: Syntax: Revenue enhancement on human nature
Def: SysGod - Lord of the Files
Def: Sysop ('sih sop) n: The guy laughing at your Access level
Def: Sysop (sih' sawp): The person watching you leech files
Def: Sysop: Pupa stage of a Moderator
Def: Sysop: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
Def: Sysop: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
Def: TAGLINES (tag'linz) - bumper stickers for EMail.
Def: TAMPAX: A small woodland tool
Def: TESTICLES: The 8 arms of an octopus
Def: THE PENIS: Mightier than the sword
Def: THREESOME: Short for Thirty-something
Def: TOAD - Direction of - Turn TOAD the town
Def: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Def: Tablet - a small table
Def: Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Def: TacTics: Candy For dyslexics.
Def: Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
Def: Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Def: Tact: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
Def: Tact: knowing how far to go too far.
Def: Tact: making a point without making an enemy.
Def: Tagline (n): High technology bumper sticker
Def: Take: To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth
Def: Tandy: You can buy better, but you can't pay more.
Def: Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever.
Def: Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing.
Def: Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex
Def: Terminal illness - getting sick at the airport
Def: Termitory: Final resting place of termites
Def: Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS!
Def: Testicles: found on an octopus
Def: Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole.
Def: There are three sexes; males, females and girls
Def: Thesaurus: Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
Def: Time: a true supply-and-demand problem!
Def: Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space.
Def: Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
Def: Toad: What happens to an illegally parked frog
Def: Toddler: An indoor tornado
Def: Togetherness: The ability to agree on which TV channel to watch.
Def: Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
Def: Tomb: The House of Indifference
Def: Toucan: Two-seater outhouse
Def: Tourist Season - When it's OK to shoot them.
Def: Transvestite: A man who wants to eat, drink and be Mary.
Def: Trapezius: a person who performs on the trapeze
Def: Trichinosis: The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy
Def: Truce: Friendship
Def: Truncated (v) (1993): See Bobbitt, John
Def: Trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Def: Truth: An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance
Def: Truthful: Dumb and illiterate
Def: Tumor - more than one
Def: Tumor: A request for an extra pair.
Def: Tumor: More than one
Def: Tumor: an extra pair
Def: Tunar: Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear
Def: Twice: Once too often
Def: Umbilical cord: part of a parachute
Def: Un-American: Wicked, intolerable, heathenish
Def: Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian
Def: Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new bugs in
Def: Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People.
Def: Urine - opposite of you're out
Def: Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of You're out
Def: Urine: opposite of you're out
Def: Useless: for example, this definition
Def: User (n): technical term used by programmers: see idiot
Def: User: A harmless drudge
Def: Uvula: the hangy downy thing in the back of your throat
Def: VAGINA: A city in Saskatchewan
Def: VAGINA: Medical term describing heart trouble
Def: VIRGIN: An extinct female species
Def: VULVA: Yuppie car made in Sweden
Def: Vacation (n): Where you are when you COULD be comfortable!
Def: Vagina: a term for chest pain
Def: Vanity: The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass
Def: VaporHelp: Verb; {call MicroSoft Tech Support}
Def: Varicose - nearby
Def: Varicose veins: Veins that are very close together.
Def: Varicose: Nearby
Def: Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
Def: Vasectomy: Below the belt lobotomy for one track minds
Def: Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter!!!
Def: Vein - conceited
Def: Velveeta: The cheese that cannot die!
Def: Venality: the study of veins
Def: Versicle: Eskimo poem
Def: Vertigo: What a tourbook tells you
Def: Virtual: Not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Def: Virtues: Certain abstentions
Def: Volkswagen: A transistorized Mercedes Benz
Def: Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
Def: Vulva: a boxy, Swedish automobile
Def: WAR, n  A by-product of the arts of peace
Def: WATERSPORTS: Swimming, surfing, canoeing, etc
Def: Waiter: Unemployed actor
Def: War: A by-product of the arts of peace
Def: Wart-hog [n]: The result of crossing a pig with a frog.
Def: Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
Def: Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Def: Wedgewood:Golf cluba cross between a 9-iron & a driver
Def: Wench: A device used for loosening nuts.
Def: Windows 3.1 - An 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
Def: Windows 3.1 - Just another pane in the glass.
Def: Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitare game you can buy.
Def: Windows 3.1: An 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
Def: Windows 3.1: Just another pane in the glass.
Def: Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitare game you can buy.
Def: Wire Puller: (n), A seasoned 1004 programmer
Def: Womb: the sound an elephant makes passing gas
Def: Women: (W)eird (O)bnoxious (M)ale (E)nticing (N)ymphs
Def: Women: Can't live with 'em and you cant live with 'em
Def: Worcester:Even worse than worst
Def: Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!
Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
Def: Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
Def: Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments
Def: Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes.
Def: Your anus: the seventh planet in the solar system
Def: Yugo: YUGO fast--You hit a tree--YUGO through the window!
Def: ZOO: What college dorms could look like if cleaner
Def: moderator 1:babysitter 2: JUDGE jury and deleter (^8
Def: of Master: NOT THIS SYSOP!!!
Def: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kansas do
Def: ruthless:The Boston Red Sox after 1919
Def: unicellular:Having only one car phone
Def: velocipede:Very fast, many-legged creature
Default %JH3 Taglines
Default %JH3 recipes
Default is desoftware
Default is more revolutionary than ideals. - Marion J. Levy, Jr
Default origin line
Default origin line? H�h, pit�� kohta kehitell� jotain
Default, n.: The hardware's, of course
Defeat Of A Lion Tamer - By Claud Bottom
Defeat even explained well stinks.
Defeat is irrelevant. --Pyrrhus of Borg
Defeat is never fatal unless you give up
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. -- Bill Musselman
Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it
Defeat isn't bad.  Accepting defeat is.
Defeat isn't the worst of failures. Not to have tried is
Defeat may test you.  It need not stop you.
Defeat never comes to a man until he admits it. - Josephus Daniels
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it
Defeat of a Lion Tamer by Claud Bottom.
Defeat organized crime, abolish the federal government!
Defeat organized crime, abolish the unconstitutional Federal government!
Defeat organized crime, take back our federal government!
Defeat the fear of death, and welcome the death of fear.
Defeated - Chopped off at the ankles
Defecation Occurs
Defecit,Stupid!!!
Defect in a donkey: Ass Faul
Defective hard drive / boot sector.
Defend Your Right to Keep and Arm Bears!
Defend me from my friends, I can defend myself from my enemies. - Marshall Villars
Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Defend our constitution, so that it can defend YOU!!!
Defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and elected.
Defend the Constitution, so it can defend you.
Defend the right to keep and arm bears!
Defend your 2nd amendment rights; shoot a congressman.
Defend your Constitutional right to own & bear firearms!!
Defend, v. - To stick up for after sticking up
Defendant, n.- The Kennedy Family's favorite sexual position
Defendant: Yes, but I get very poor reception!
Defended by the letters C,O,L & T, and the numbers 4 & 5
Defenders of Fur City rules
Defenders only... prosecutors will be violated.
Defense de fumer -- French for defend the skunks?
Defiance - a five year old with an attitude
Deficit (n.) --- New word in conservative vocabulary
Deficit now=290b, and after 500 bil of deficit reduction = 340b.
Deficit reduction? Spend &lt;= Revenue
Deficit spending: The gift that keeps on giving
Deficits - A Tax on our Children's Future!!!
Definately Class M.  Similar to Earth. -- Chekov
Definately Piccasso- Warlock II
Definately an inferior race. Melacon on Vulcans
Defination - FF  1. Frigate. 2. What happens to sailors on payday.
Defind FORD Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot!!!
Define "Sanity"?..Don't ask me I'm a Woman!!!
Define "normal."
Define (n.)  De ting you get for breaking de law.
Define Disaster:  Life without mail.
Define FIDONET - Dogs howling at each other around 4 AM.
Define Life - A fatal,sexually transmitted disease
Define Life:  Mail.
Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny
Define Oxymoron? The government is here to help you.
Define Useless = Emitter Resistor in a Cathode Follower
Define life? A fatal, sexually transmitted disease
Define normal.
Define normal. -- Tom Servo
Define sysop = God Reality = Null
Define the Universe; give three examples; be brief.
Define the universe and give three examples.
Define:  De thing you get for breaking de law.
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.-Benchley
Defining and analyzing humour, pastime of the humourless
Definite integral of 1/x evaluated from 1 to cabin:  Log Cabin.
Definite maybe
Definitely Taglineable.
Definitely a Rebel Deep Diving lure for early spring -- Crow
Definitely an "E" ticket.
Definitely got a bucket on my head... - Sewer Urchin, about disguise
Definitely recipeable.
Definitely the type of woman James Bond always sought out
Definitely! But, for a second opinion, ask my boyfriend.
Definition - Bachelor:  A man who Mrs. nothing.
Definition - Congress:  Living the easy life on someone else's money.
Definition - Naval Tradition: Hardest way to do something wrong!
Definition - Paperweight:  The only way to keep bills down.
Definition : pr*-dict.   adj.  not a virgin
Definition of "god" (Proper n.):  1) SysOp   2) Moderator
Definition of ABSOLUTE terror:  Troi with PMS and an attitude!
Definition of APPLE:  Garages' garbage
Definition of Absolute Terror.   Major Kira with PMS.
Definition of Cute: Ugly but inbteresting.
Definition of Fun: 2 Ducks, 1 Funnel, and a Nympho with Stamina!
Definition of Ghost-- Undead roomer!
Definition of Heaven, "A relation in every BDM office."
Definition of Jerk:  See @N@.
Definition of LOVE: That used part in the end of your condom.
Definition of Macintosh:  An IBM wannabe
Definition of Rape: Assault with a friendly weapon.
Definition of SHEAR TERROR: Ensign Ro with PMS!!
Definition of Satanic: Anything a Fundie doesn't like
Definition of TRS-80:  Trash-80
Definition of TRUST: Oral Sex with a BISMOLLIAN
Definition of Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon having a bad hair day
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Definition of Terror: Ensign Ro with PMS.
Definition of Terror: Klingon Woman with PMS!!!
Definition of Toddler: An Indoor Tornado!
Definition of Trust:  Two cannibals having oral sex
Definition of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Definition of a Christian: Under New Management
Definition of a LIBERAL:  Society's version of a Computer Virus
Definition of a SysGod : Lord of the Files
Definition of a feature of Windows: Sufficiently advanced bug
Definition of a loser... a honey bee with hay fever!!
Definition of a pickle:  A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.
Definition of a pickle:  The Weed's newest plaything
Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods.
Definition of a racist:  a white male gun owner.
Definition of a sorry case - 23 empties
Definition of a squirrel's home - "A Nutcracker's Suite."
Definition of a virgin: an ugly third-grader
Definition of an 11.  A 10 that swallows.
Definition of an optimist: A Viola player with a beeper.
Definition of an umbilical cord: Baby bungee
Definition of heaven?  - alone with Dax playing connect-her-dots
Definition of juggling:  Schizophrenic playing catch.
Definition of megahertz: great pain.
Definition of pain- Giving a Klingon a noogie.
Definition of sheer terror : Delenn AND Ivanova with PMS
Definition of sheer terror : Ensign Ro with PMS...
Definition of sheer terror : Major Kira with PMS
Definition of sheer terror:  Ensign Ro with PMS
Definition of sheer terror:  Lursa and B'etor with PMS!
Definition of sheer terror: Ensign Ro with PMS.
Definition of sheer terror: Major Kira with PMS.
Definition of terror: A female Democrat with PMS
Definition of terror: Major Kira with PMS.
Definition, Fantasy Football: Dallas Cowboys
Definition...tough love:  Choke chains.
Definition:  "Baroque-- When you're out of Monet."
Definition:  Cartoons - music played in an automobile?
Definition:  Catheter - What the cath did to the mouse
Definition:  Ham-mer.  Precision tuning instrument
Definition:  Histamine - She owns him
Definition:  Splint -- A quick run in Tokyo
Definition: BOAT - Purchase - "Chester BOAT a new tractor
Definition: Cat Scan.  Searching for kitty
Definition: Goiter - Holds your sox up
Definition: Hibernation -- Iceland
Definition: Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Definition: Node - Was aware of..."I node it"
Definition: Politically Correct - Pithed American.
Definition: Redundancy - an airbag in a politician's car.
Definition: Scouting - fun for all!
Definition: TOAD - Direction of - "Turn TOAD the town"
Definition: Virgin -- an ugly third grader
Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kansas do.
Definitions:  Multi-tasking  -- reading in the bathroom.
Definitiontough love: Choke chains.
Deflections  - By Rick O'Shea
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Deflectors say there's something there, sensors say there isn't
Deflower Power
Deflower, v. - To boldly go where no man has gone before
Defrag: Remove fragmentation grenade pieces from 1st Lt
Defraud the bank.  Computer scam diverts assets to your account
Defrustration for the 90's - throwing Windows out!
Deftly, DaFtLy, @F Strikes again!
Deftly, DaFtLy, Orville Strikes again!
Defunct Nations  - By Sophie Etunion
Defuse it and run like hell. - Henry. But with dignity. - Hawk
Defy the winter months!! WEAR NOTHING!!
Degeneration - rationing degenerates
Degeneration and evolution are not the same
Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probverb
Degradable plastic
Degreelessness Mode is for kids who can't handle hot lead
Deguerian perfect lawyer for Koresh.  Both think they're GOD.
Dehorse: I don't think, therefore I'm not
Dehydrated Spam - Just add animal guts.
Dehydrated tagline!  Just add water!
Dehydrated? There's always Snapple!
Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window
Deity for hire, inquire within
Deja 42: Haven't I seen this tagline explanation before?
Deja BOO... Scared to death in a past life
Deja Blue: The feeling we're going to see Blue Poupon tags.
Deja Blue: the feeling we're going to see Blue Wave tags.
Deja Boo! (Son of Casper?)
Deja Boo: Scared to death in a past life.
Deja Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
Deja Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
Deja Boo: The feeling you've been scared to death in a past life.
Deja Boo: The feeling you've been scared to death in a past life.
Deja Boo: Trick or Treater that comes back later
Deja BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.
Deja BooBoo: The feeling you've stolen this picnic basket before.
Deja Booboo:  The feeling you've screwed this up before.
Deja Borg-A feeling that you saw that flying cube before.
Deja Borg:  The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
Deja Borg: A feeling you've read that Borg tagline before
Deja Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
Deja Brew - The feeling that you've had this beer before.
Deja Brew: An odd &lt;burp!&gt; feeling that you've had "that Lager" before.
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
Deja Chew: I've tasted this before.
Deja Chew: The feeling you've tasted this before.
Deja Choo Choo -- (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?)
Deja Choo Choo: An odd feeling you've read "that children's book" once.
Deja Clue: An odd feeling you've seen that Perry Mason Mystery before.
Deja Clue: the feeling you've solved this mystery before.
Deja Coo: happens only after washing your car
Deja Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before.
Deja Coup: A feeling that we've overthrown this r�gime before
Deja Coup:The feeling we've taken this government before
Deja DOS...Oh no !  Not another upgrade !
Deja Dew:  The feeling that you've drunk this soda pop before.
Deja Dieu: the feeling you've left before
Deja Doo Dah - Seeing that stupid parade every year in November.
Deja Drew: Nancy's solved this mystery before
Deja Dude:   The feeling you've been surfing before.
Deja Dude:  The feeling you've been to California before.
Deja Dude: That feeling you've served those "bodacious pizzas" before.
Deja Dude: That odd feeling you've surfed that particular wave before.
Deja Dude: The feeling that your parents shipped you "out west" again.
Deja Dude: The feeling you've been surfing before.
Deja Dude: The feeling you've been to : California before
Deja Due: The feeling you've paid that library fine before.
Deja Fem: The 50 feminist gag tags you get back if you insult one.
Deja Flu: A feeling you are sick and tired about being sick and tired.
Deja Flu: The feeling you've caught this bug before.
Deja Foo:  Repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
Deja Foo:  The feeling that there's been a programmer there before.
Deja Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
Deja Fu:  The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before.
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
Deja Fu: The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before.
Deja GUI:  Feeling you've been waiting for Windoze..and waiting...and
Deja Glue: PostIt Notes
Deja Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before.
Deja Gnu: The feeling you have been to this zoo before.
Deja Gnu: The feeling you've seen this wildebeest before.
Deja Grue:  Dammit, lost the lantern AGAIN!
Deja Grue: Lost the darn lantern again.
Deja Men: the need to act like a caveman, over and over.
Deja Moo - the feeling you've heard this bull before
Deja Moo is the feeling you have heard all this BULL before!
Deja Moo. What's your beef?  I've heard it before.
Deja Moo: An odd feeling of knowing you've heard "that bull.." before.
Deja Moo: Burping the baby.
Deja Moo: I've heard this bull before.
Deja Moo: Knowing you've heard all this bull before
Deja Moo: The feeling that there's been a cow there before.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you heard this bull somewhere before
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bulls**t before
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've stepped in this before
Deja Moo: The feeling you have heard this bull before
Deja Moo: Thinking you've already milked the same cow before.
Deja Moo: What's your beef?  I've heard it before.
Deja Moo: burping the baby
Deja Moo: knowing we've all heard this bull before.
Deja Moo: the feeling that there's been a cow there before
Deja Moo: the feeling we've heard all this bull before!
Deja Moo:The feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Deja Mooo.... knowing you've heard this bull before
Deja New: a used clothing store
Deja News...History.
Deja Nientendu: The feeling that you've played this game before
Deja Nue: The feeling that this is the first time you've been here.
Deja Ooooo: The feeling that you've stepped into this before.
Deja Ooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
Deja Ooooo: You know you stepped into this before.
Deja Ooooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
Deja P-U! -- ("Momma, that skunk's back again!"??)
Deja Pew:  The feeling that you have heard this sermon before.
Deja Pew:  The feeling that you've smelled that skunk before.
Deja Pew: The feeling that you've changed this diaper before.
Deja Pew: The feeling that you've sat on that bench before.
Deja Pew: The feeling that you've smelled that person before.
Deja Phew! It still stinks the second time around!
Deja Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
Deja Poo: I've seen this sh!t before.
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before!
Deja Poo: Why new fathers know when to leave.
Deja Pooh: A feeling you've read this Pooh tagline before
Deja Pooh: The Feeling that you've read this pooh Tagline before.
Deja Poop:This S**t looks familiar
Deja Pu: When you know you've smelled this stench before!
Deja Q:  a feeling that you've watched a Q episode before.
Deja Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.
Deja ROO...Tromped to death by a Red Boomer in a past life.
Deja Roux:  The feeling that we have cooked this gumbo before.
Deja Roux: The feeling you've eaten this gravy before.
Deja Rue: The feeling that you're sorry you're there.
Deja Screw: The feeling that you've hired an attorney.
Deja Screw: income tax audit
Deja Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics.
Deja Stew: leftovers
Deja Sue:  What I'll do if this doesn't stop!
Deja Sue: nagging feeling that you've had this woman before.
Deja Suite: Feeling you've been sued for this before.
Deja Trek: ...to boldly go where we went before
Deja Trek: Seems like he's been dead before, Jim!
Deja Tue:  The feeling that this is the second time you've been there
Deja View: I've seen this movie before.
Deja View: The feeling that you've seen this before.
Deja Voodo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
Deja Voodoo, One of these days I'll pin it down
Deja Voodoo:  Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
Deja Voodoo: The feeling that you've sacrificed this chicken before
Deja Voodoo: We have sacrificed this chicken before.
Deja Vow: the feeling you've been married before
Deja Vu Tagline, Deja Vu Tagline, Deja Vu Tagline
Deja Vu tagline, Deja Vu tagline, Deja Vu tagline, Deja Vu tagline,
Deja Vu, all over again.
Deja Who, When you nearly remember your name.
Deja Who: (Look, Mama, it's the TARDIS again!)
Deja Who: The feeling that someone has been there before.
Deja Who: The feeling that you have seen this climactic ending before.
Deja Who: The feeling that you've seen the TARDIS before.
Deja Who: When you nearly remember your name.
Deja Zoo: the feeling you've been on X(A/N)TH before
Deja Zoo: the feeling you've seen Furnet before
Deja blue: the feeling you've had too many blueberries.
Deja boo: nagging feeling you've seen this bad horror movie before.
Deja brew: We have all been beer before.
Deja brew: nagging feeling that you've had this beer before.
Deja chew: nagging feeling that you've eaten this food before.
Deja clue: The feeling you've solved this crossword puzzle before
Deja clue: The feeling you've solved this mystery before.
Deja coup 'd etat ... Oh no !  Not another revloution !
Deja doo-doo...In that deep stuff again !
Deja due...Oh no !  Not another deadline ! 
Deja flu - You've had this disease before
Deja flu: being sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Deja flu: the feeling you've eaten too many burritos before.
Deja fu: nagging feeling you've seen this bad karate movie before.
Deja meow: memories from your cat's previous lives
Deja modem, when you know you've**^&%$#@*NO CARRIER
Deja moo -- The feeling you've heard all this bull before.
Deja moo:  knowing you've heard this bull before.
Deja moo: I've seen that cow before
Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
Deja moo: knowing you've heard this bull before.
Deja moo: nagging feeling you've milked this cow before.
Deja p.u. - There's that smell again !
Deja pew: nagging feeling you've sat in this church before.
Deja phew!  It still stinks the second time around
Deja phew! - (Momma, that skunk's back again!??)
Deja poo - The same 'ol crap !
Deja screwed you: What happens when a Democrat promises to help again
Deja spew:  Pr.xxvi.11?
Deja stew:  The feeling you've eaten this leftover before.
Deja voodoo...Curses !  Foiled again !
Deja voodoo: The feeling that we've killed this chicken before
Deja vous:  Oh, no, not YOU again!
Deja vu - That feeling that you've done this before
Deja vu - The feeling you've fixed this bug before
Deja vu all over again.
Deja vu: thinking that you've read the reply to this reply before
Deja who: Come again ?
Deja who?...Come again ?
Deja woo: nagging feeling that you've dated this woman before.
Deja-Poo: The feeling you've heard this crap before!
Deja-intendto: feeling you were going to do this before
DejaPhewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
Deja_Vu = Deja Vu Taglines
Dejadieu: The feeling you've left before.
Deju Glue: PostIt Notes
Del *.* &lt; - - How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
Del Mar Race Results?...%$#@& - NOT TOTED
Del c:\reality.sys
Del dicho al hecho hay gran trecho.
Delar: We should not discount Jean-Luc Picard yet
Delaware:  Requires all aviators flying over of water to carry food
Delay is disapproved of in law
Delay is not denial. Habakkuk 2:2-3
Delay is preferable to error. -- Thomas Jefferson
Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
Delay not, Caesar.  Read it instantly.	-- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1
Delay of justice is injustice
Delays in law are odious
Delectable. And so are you. Kira-2
Delegate authority; Shift the blame; Appropriate the credit.
Delenda est Barney.
Delenda est Barney.    ("Barney must be destroyed")
Delenn is a member of the Gray council.
Delenn, I have a bone to pick with you
Delenn, I have been dressing myself for a long time now - Sheridan
Delenn: But his destiny lies elsewhere
Delenn: But what I have is at your disposal
Delenn: Cmdr. I'm puzzled by your reaction to Gaitch
Delenn: Dinner.    Sheridan: Dinner?      Delenn: Dinner!
Delenn: Even when you were looking up, you were looking down
Delenn: I am Grey.  I stand between the candle and the star
Delenn: I have come as I said I would. Kosh, I have great doubts
Delenn: I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death
Delenn: I must know if it's true! I must see with my own eyes!
Delenn: If Sinclair remembers, the Mimbari Gray Council wants him
Delenn: Londo and G'Kar refuse to even speak to each other
Delenn: No being can be truly sentient without laughter
Delenn: Out of their differences comes symmetry
Delenn: Perhaps you don't know yourself as well as you think
Delenn: Telepath They're here
Delenn: There is a hole in your mind
Delenn: There once was a man from Nantucket
Delenn: To all things, there is an end
Delenn: Understanding is not required; only obedience
Delenn: We are star stuff.  We are the universe
Delenn: We must not keep him waiting!
Delenn: We will see... what we will see
Delenn: Wherever we are is the right place at the right time
Delenn: Who are we to stand in the way of prophecy?
Delenn: Whose belief is correct and how do we prove it?
Delenn: Yes, thank you. Now I will keep the promise. Goodbye
Delenn: You are being held by a force of 2 gravities
Delenn: You will not see me again as I am now
Delete $HOME to become homeless.
Delete 'em all and let Norton Utilities sort 'em out.
Delete 'em all and let Norton sort 'em out!
Delete C:? (Y)es (O)k (F)ine by me
Delete C:\*.* (enter)...oops
Delete C:\Windows ?  (Y)es (J)a (O)f_course (K)lar
Delete C:\Windows Instantly doubles drive space!
Delete Tagline file (Yes/No/Don't you dare) ?
Delete Windows?  What fool INSTALLED it?
Delete audio. - Picard
Delete children? Y/N
Delete file (Y)es (N)o (M)aybe? _
Delete idiot from existence?    (Y/N)
Delete the message and save the tagline. Hmmmm
Delete them all and let Norton sort them out.
Deleted because Cthulhu would otherwise return
Deleted file CLINTON.SYS... USA program restarted.
Deleted? DELETED? HOW {oops, hyperventilating here!}
Deli in Jerusalem: Cheeses of Nazareth
Deli menu: Tuba on whole wheat - NOT dolphin friendly, only bass notes.
Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles De Gaulle
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Deliberation: Examining one"s bread to determine which side it is buttered on
Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determi
Deliberative democracy is NOT liberalism OR socialism!
Deliberative democracy is NOT liberalism!
Delicate (n):  Feline addicted to luncheon meats
Delicate:  A dainty kitten who likes kosher.
Delicate: A cat that likes Kosher food.
Delicate: A dainty kitten who likes kosher.
Delicious! Tastes just like chicken!
Delight.......what you look for in a dark room!
Delightful spot to get lost. Kim
Delightful; delicious; *S*W*I*P*E*D*; Thanks, Gary!
Delightfully devious - Dr. Forrester on Mike's plan
Delightfully devious... -- Dr. Forrester
Delightfully tacky, yet refined
Delirant isti Romani !
Deliver - What too much alcohol affects
Deliver Us From Taxation
Deliver a pizza?  Who ever heard of a liver pizza?
Deliver pizza?  Who ever heard of a pizza with a liver?
Deliver the galaxy!
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Deliver: What too much alcohol affects.
Deliverance is at hand!  And the Centipede patiently smiles.
Deliverance was right; Arkansas has ugly kids
Delivered By Electronic Sled Dogs...*WOOF!* *WOOF!*
Delivered by Electronic Sled dogs. Woof!
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Delivered from EchoChaosia on 9787.69 just for you!
Delivery -- Compulsion
Delivery makes the deed speak
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Delivery subject to Murphy's Law
Delivery: 14 business days. Worldwide
Della! Phone Lt. Tragg! Mr. Mason's been kidnapped! Tom said perilously.
Dellaa WIni jos haluat tilaa
Delphi � Second only to AOL
Delta - Hijackers are afraid to fly us.
Delta - we love to crash and it shows!
Delta Airline slogan: Our pilots never make the same mistake twice!
Delta Airlines: "Even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!"
Delta Airlines: Delay Everyone's Luggage Through Atlanta
Delta Airlines: Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us
Delta Airlines: Don't Even Leave The Airport
Delta Airlines: Don't Even Let Them Arrive
Delta Airlines: Don't Expect Loved Ones To Arrive
Delta Airlines: Hijackers are afraid to fly us
Delta Airlines: Our pilots never make the same mistake twice!
Delta Airlines: We love to crash and it shows!
Delta Airlines: We love to fly, but it shows
Delta Airlines: is the only airline with a frequent-survivor plan
Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya?
Delta is the only airline with a frequent-survivor plan.
Delta testing where no one has Delta tested before!
Delta-Q-Delta � The tradition lives on
Delta: A real man lands where he wants to
Delta: Delta: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
Delta: Our pilots never make the same mistake twice!
Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides
Delta: We love to fly, but it shows
DeltaMail v2.40 (#0733)
DeltaOmegaSigma...the DOS fraternity
Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
Delusions are often functional
Delusions are often functional.  L. Long
Delusions are often functional. -- Heinlein
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.  --Jane Wagner
Dem Arbeitsstress kann man entgehen, vermeidet man es, aufzustehen
Dem Arbeitsstress kann man entgehen, vermeidet man es, aufzustehen
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
Demain est souvent le jour le plus charg de la semaine
Demand Immediate 50% Pay Cuts & Budget Cuts From Clinton!
Demand a 14.4 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Demand a 64Kbps psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.
Demand that *BOTH* sexes have freedom to balance homeplace and workplace
Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.
Demand the impossible!
Dementiapotilaat muisuttavat toisiaan
Demo software...a carpal sample.
Demo version is corrupted. Try new software: republ 94.0.
DemoDOS: "(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame Reagan-Bush?"
DemoGRAFTS, DemoCRAPS, DemocRATS, DemocRAPS, DemoCRUDS, etc. etc
Democracia com justi�a. ACM/2002
Democracy - *GOVERNMENT* of the people by the people for the people
Democracy - A catchword used by Democrats
Democracy - where the voters choose who gets the blame.
Democracy : 3 wolfes & a sheep voting on what's for lunch
Democracy admits variety and permits criticism. -- Forster
Democracy becomes a government of bullies, barely tempered by editors
Democracy becomes a government of bullies, tempered by editors. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Democracy can learn some things from Communism: for example, when a Communist politician is through, he is through
Democracy can withstand anything - except Democrats.
Democracy can withstand anything but democrats.
Democracy can withstand anything but democrats. - J. Harshaw
Democracy can withstand anything but liberals.
Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats.
Democracy can withstand anything except liberal politics
Democracy cannot protect fools from themselves
Democracy dispenses equality to equals and unequals alike
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol
Democracy does not guarantee equality, only equality of opportunity. --- Irving Kistol
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
Democracy hell! I'm a Moderator!
Democracy hell! I'm a monarchist!
Democracy is *not* a spectator sport!
Democracy is 4 wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.
Democracy is NOT a spectator sport!
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve -- George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few
Democracy is a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter
Democracy is also a form of worship.  It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses
Democracy is also a form of worship.  It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken
Democracy is based on the theory that the common people know that they want
Democracy is ever eager for rapid progress. Sir James Jeans
Democracy is finding proximate solutions to insoluble problems.
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch
Democracy is good.  I say this because other systems are worse.
Democracy is good.  I say this because other systems are worse. -- Jawaharlal Nehru
Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.	H. L. Mencken
Democracy is that form of government where everyone gets what the majority deserves. - James Dale Davidson
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. --Oscar Wilde
Democracy is the cruelest form of tyranny - Socrates
Democracy is the most entertaining form of government
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Arman de Caillavet, 1913
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time
Democracy is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.  - H. L. Mencken
Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. -- Winston Churchill
Democracy is three wolves and a lamb discussing what's for lunch.
Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper
Democracy is too goo to share with just anybody
Democracy is voting for the candidate you dislike the least.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Democracy means Government by discussion but it is only effective if you can stop people talking. - Clement Attlee
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people
Democracy nurtures the seeds of its demise
Democracy often gets caught with its pants down
Democracy passes into despotism.                   Plato
Democracy sucks!  Why should I have to do what everybody else wants?
Democracy works in spite of Clinton or Congress.
Democracy works in spite of Congress
Democracy works only when the governed take active roles.
Democracy's GREAT! Even George Bush can chunder!
Democracy, it's just Mob rule with rules.  -Paul Ficaro
Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. -- Gerald Barry
Democracy, the worst government except for all the others
Democracy, where we all get what the majority deserves.
Democracy:  3 wolves and 1 sheep voting on what's for lunch!
Democracy:  4 wolves and a lamb deciding on a lunch menu.
Democracy:  The worship of jackals by jackasses. -- Mencken
Democracy:  The worst government except for all the others
Democracy: 3 wolves & a sheep voting on dinner
Democracy: 3 wolves & a sheep voting on what's for lunch.
Democracy: 4 wolves and a lamb deciding on a lunch menu
Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told
Democracy: The worship of Jackals by Jackasses. -- H. L. Mencken
Democracy: Three Wolves and a Sheep Vote On What To eat
Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner
Democracy: Two foxes and a hen voting on dinner.
Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.
Democracy: act of running a circus from the monkey cage
Democracy: system to elect rascals of your own choosing
Democracy? Why should I do what everybody else wants?
Democrat - A dollar is a terrible thing not to tax
Democrat - Liberalism's ode to P. T. Barnum
Democrat Motto: I had some morals, but I gave them away.
Democrat Poker: Queens are wild and Straights don't count!
Democrat logo is a jackass-more recognizable than a leech
Democrat's Creed: If you can't "make the grade", lower it
Democrat's wealth = Middle Class sacrifice
Democrat: A Republican arrested for a crime of which s/he is innocent.
Democrat: A Republican who used to have a job.
Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Democrat: Tax machine with a hair trigger
Democrat: Taxes water, glass, drinker, and table.
Democrat: too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a communist.
Democrat:Socialist::Rock:Stone...      Any questions?
Democrate: (n) knock-down packaging presentation by box suppliers
Democrates are the opiate of the poor.
Democratic  Platform:  A  Criminal  Earns  Their  Respect
Democratic Charity: Everything to those that don't work
Democratic Congress
Democratic Motto: I had some morals; sold them for money.
Democratic National Convention, America voted Clinton?  No, I cannot!
Democratic National Convention, Clinton contortion; evade maniac.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination: Accord at eve.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton nomination; vacate credo.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton vocation: Erotica and men.
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: "Act on American devotion".
Democratic National Convention, Clinton: Condemnation to avarice.
Democratic National Convention, Covet arcane Clinton admonition.
Democratic National Convention, Item: Advance Clinton coronation.
Democratic National Convention, Viet Nam, Tornado, Cocaine, Clinton.
Democratic Party - Politics on Drugs
Democratic Party: 3 wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.
Democratic Party: Political wing of the IRS
Democratic Platform!  Feast At The Public Trough
Democratic Prez + Democratic House + Democratic Senate =
Democratic Prez + Democratic House + Democratic Senate = higher taxes
Democratic definition of democracy...Big Government Handouts.
Democratic part seems intent on reducing men to second-class citizens.
Democratic party cannot live with the female vote.
Democratic presidential candidates DO IT & make you pay for it later.
Democratic presidential candidates DO IT until they can't remember.
Democratic promises: nice, soft, easily disposable
Democratic puppies? No, Republican. Their eyes are open!
Democratic rule:  "Confusion creates jobs."
Democrats - Onthe  cutting edgeof tdown-breedingtAmeric
Democrats Call for Amnesty, Reduced Sentences Likely.
Democrats Out The Door in '94
Democrats and Republicans -- Partners in crime.
Democrats and Republicans are just a front for the Illuminati.
Democrats and liberals seem to think they have a monopoly on protest
Democrats are the opiate of the poor.
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall
Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs
Democrats have betrayed America
Democrats have controlled Congress for TOO long,vote 'em out in  96!
Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting
Democrats have what it takes to take all you have.
Democrats hold half truths to be self evident
Democrats in Congress:  "Oh no, not another calling frenzy."
Democrats love the poor - they have made so many of them.
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made
Democrats must love the poor - they've made so many of them.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers
Democrats occasionally make the right decisions...after they have exhausted
Democrats occasionally make the right decisions...after they have exhausted all possibilities
Democrats piss me off! - Cartman, South Park
Democrats place mediocrity on a level with excellence.
Democrats think every day is April 15 - Ronald Reagan
Democrats! Democrats! Get them off me! - Rush Limbaugh
Democrats:  Bad ideas in search of a big budget.
Democrats:  Steal your money and give it to other people.
Democrats: "Been there, done that, nothing left to steal."
Democrats: 'We've got what it takes to take what you got'
Democrats: A dollar is a terrible thing not to tax
Democrats: A tax dollar is a terrible thing not to spend
Democrats: Another word for the Communist Party
Democrats: Favorite party of any Communists still left. Viva Fidel!
Democrats: For abortion, against the death penalty.
Democrats: For free trade as long as Liberals control it.
Democrats: Get rid of business AND the American Family.
Democrats: Get rid of business, let the government do it.
Democrats: If you can't make the grade, we'll lower it!
Democrats: In favor of one world GOVERNMENT.
Democrats: Let the government provide insurance and workers.
Democrats: Let's call the truth a lie and a lie the truth.
Democrats: Let's ruin the best health care in the world.
Democrats: Party of non-producers, free-riders, the welfare society.
Democrats: Redistribute YOUR money to Deadbeats!
Democrats: Regulate boardrooms, not bedrooms
Democrats: Tax the producers, give to the non-producers.
Democrats: The Kelly Bundy's of politics
Democrats: The Liberal Hypocrite Party.
Democrats: The Other DARK Meat. &lt;snicker&gt;
Democrats: The home of Liberal Women
Democrats: They love to lie -- and it shows
Democrats: Tolerate everything, get rid of convictions and values.
Democrats: We'll take ALL the money from your pockets.
Democrats: We've got what it takes to take what you got.
Democrats: YES to pay without work, YES to socialized medicine.
Democrats: bad ideas in search of a big budget.
Democrazies: If you disagree, we'll put you on trial.
Demogoguery  is no validation of competency
Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the board.  Especially with  those 14 year-old Valley girls
Demographics:  Incomplete pictures, pay for full version
Demokratija, od dve reci, demos-narod i kratiti
Demolishing:  The Joy of Wrecks
Demolition Derby is a cat-oriented pastime
Demolition machines are Cats.  Coincidence?  I think not!
Demon Bird from Hell Stamps NOW ON SALE on Ruby Tuesday!
Demon Spawn Graphix (C) 1995 by McFly
Demon Spawn Graphix (C) 1995 by The Beast
Demon be GONE!  HEY!  What happened to my tagline files?
Demon yuppie soul-brokers from Hell !!!
DemonK0WZ - The Satan of cows
Demonic farmer of the underworld! - Tom on Barugon
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
Demons can be robbed, said Tom improbably.
Demons dance and angels weep, in the darkness where you lie asleep
Demons named Skippy, no matter how powerful, are not intimidating.
Demonstrate that you believe in Christ today or tomorrow, and be HAPPY!
Demonstraters do it on the street.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e
Demonstrating Activists Rally To Save Computers Enviromental Variables
Demonstrative adjectives are adjectives describing monsters.
Demonstrators DO IT on the street
Demonstrators do it on the street.
Demos are good, Demos are fun, Demos are for everyone!
Dems have no business sense, Repubs have no hearts.  You choose
Demtel trying to sell hearing aids on radio.
Den die todten reiten schnell
Den h�r meddelande refereras i flerljud av Frank Sj�man
Denebian slime devil - a tribble built to Klingon specs
Denenberg's Law: You can't escape death, taxes, or life insurance.
Deng Xiaoping: why every home needs a rifle
Denial ain't just a big river in Egypt
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Eygpt anymore
Denial ain't just a river in Eygpt. - AA jargon.
Denial is NOT in Egypt!
Denial is not a river in Egypt
Denial is not a sign of alcoholism.  Alcoholism is a sign of denial.
Denial of the existance of God IS a religious practice!
Denial:     I didn't f??king do it.
Denial:  A river in Egypt.
Denial: Not just a river in Egypt
Denial: Not me.  Never did it.  Nope
Denied for parole from San Klinton, up for release in 2000
Deniro of Borg: Are you assimi..ARE YOU ASSIMILATING ME?
Denise was a woman who thought she was a Tagline
Denise:  Your sister's daughter
Denmark - center of the world
Dennis Krats and Edna Stark sinned.
Dennis M. Hertel, Congressman (Mich.), was an Eagle Scout.
Dennis McCunney said this to Larry McKimmy Re: GREP alias
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore is not in this bit.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum dum dum de dum
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, is not in this bit
Dennis Pennis: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?"  Chris Eubank: "On what ?"
Dennis Ritchie is twice as bright as Steve Jobs, and only half wrong. -- Jim Gettys
Dennis and Edna sinned
Dennis is safer than water and much fun!
Dennis sinned
Dennis the Menace of Borg:  Hellooo, Mr. Wilson.  Resista
Dennis the Menace of Borg:  Hellooo, Mr. Wilson.  Resistance is futile,
Dennis!  There's some lovely filth down 'ere!
Dennis, I *JUST* posted 660 @ VARIABLES to Larry Olson, in this Net! The
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here
Denny: Just what's around the keg
Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!!
Denounce Domestic Terrorism.  Stop Making Excuses.
Dense, unenlightened people are notoriously confident that they have a monopoly
Dense, unenlightened people are notoriously confident that they have a monopoly on truth. - Joshua Loth Liebman
Dense:  What your car gets, no matter how careful you are
Density ratio of fruitcake to mahogany:  1:1
Density:  How To Measure IQs Of Blondes
Dental Floss prevents Oral Decay
Dental Hygiene Rule #3: Keep your nose out of other people's business.
Dental Podiatrist: Guy who treats hoof-in-mouth cases
Dental health is next to mental health
Dental hygenists do it till it hurts.
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Dentist : one who lives from hand to mouth
Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment
Dentist's famous last words: "You won't feel a thing..."
Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Dentist:  A vampire's worst enemy.
Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
Dentist: Someone who looks down in the mouth.
Dentist: a prestidigitator, who putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets. - Ambrose Bearse
Dentist: someone who lives from hand to mouth
Dentistry means drilling, filling and billing
Dentists DO IT orally.
Dentists DO IT with drills and on chairs.
Dentists are happiest when they're down in the mouth.
Dentists are happy only when they are down in the mouth.
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that need a simple yes or no answer
Dentists do it in chairs.
Dentists do it in your mouth.
Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it painlessly (HA!).
Dentists do it with drills.
Dentists do it with filling.
Dentists have the same old grind day after day.
Dentists put their hands in your mouth when they do it
Dentists use suction in your mouth
Denton, The Home of Happiness! -- Farley Flavors
Dentures For Sharks
Dentures.  I lost my pearlies in the war. -- Ed Wood
Denuone Latine loquebar?
Denver, Co: It's illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor
Denver, Co: It's illegal to shoot rabbits from a street car
Denver:  alt.5280.ft.city.usa.earth.
Denver: it's illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor.
Deny EVERYTHING!
Deny Everything -- The X-Files
Deny everything. -- Chris Carter
Deny everything. --X-Files.
Deny guns and deny the right to self-defense!
Deny the last stablished truth in the list. Add yours. Pa
Deny them this shipment. Crusher
Deny thy father and forget thy recipe.
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline. --Tagspeare
Deny thy future and forget thy tagline.
Denying other religions respect means yours deserves none
Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it. -- Butler
Deodorant: An ant with out any smell to it.
Deodorant: the lazy man's shower.
Deodorants and Pentiums - When being close is all that counts.
Deormity. It's not just a job. It's an aardvark
Deosil go by waxing Moon, chanting out the Wiccan rune
Deoxyribonucleic acid-washed jeans: buy one, get one free
Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped
Depart from evil, and do good; and dwell for evermore
Depart from evil, and do good; and dwell for evermore. (PSA 37:27)
Depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity. -  Psalm 6:8
Depart in pieces... i.e., Split
Depart not from the path which fate has assigned you
Department chairmen never die, they just lose their faculties
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Department of Redundancy Department
Department of Redundancy Department (Firesign Theater - DCTDHMTP)
Department of Redundancy Department, may I help you?
Department of Redundancy Department.
Department of Redundancy Department: Knock, enter, then come in
Department of Redundancy Dept
Department of redundancy department.. Jo-Jo speaking
Department of the Interior
Department of the Interior, in charge of everything outdoors
Depeche Mode is French for 'We're wussies.' -- Butthead
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Dependency is not born it is created - Rush Limbaugh.
Dependent Clauses: Santa's children
Depending on the kindness of strangers.
Depending on the problem, this is the solution!
Depending on the question, this is the answer!
Depends on the tune
Deperate But Not Serious
Deportation is to take place within twelve hours.
Depress key to test. &lt;click...&gt; Release key to detonate.
Depress? Confused? Call Lt Cmdr Troi at 1-800-NCC-1701
Depressed people tend to accept only negative feedback.
Depressed? Call Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Depressiivi: masento
Depression Alert! There's a Monday coming!
Depression can be cured.  Send unmarked $20 bills to
Depression is Curable!  Send $20 bills to me!
Depression is merely anger over more liberal taxation
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright
Depression, n. - Merely anger without enthusiasm
Depression: a blond with F in SEX on her driver's license
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
Deprive everyone of Hope, but only on Tuesdays.
Deprogrammers DO IT wid de computers
Deprogrammers do it with sects.
Dept. of the Interior, in charge of everything outdoors
Depth is just height turned upside down
Depth:  Height turned upside down.
Deputy Dogma.
Deputy Rule #2: A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
Der Barrchik rules, ok?
Der Bundespostminister: Dfue schadet ihrer Gesundheit
Der Chef ist ein Mensch wie alle anderen, er weiss es nur nicht
Der Regenwurm wird sehr vermisst, weil er heut zum Angeln ist
Der er kun s� meget som der nu er... Spis din �rt!!!
Der er l�ngere til Sverige end p� vandcykel!
Der ewige Teenager
Der hey, ya little- Tom
Der letzte mach den Doctor aus!
Der trend zum zweitbuch haelt unvermindert an
Der-Hua Liu
Der-getta-furta-ratta-arra!! - Homer
Derail the Helms-Burton bill; BOYCOT Florida and the Atlanta Olympics
Derange - A place where de cowboys ride
Deregulation brought two ways to fly: First class and third world
Derek, live from Indiana where snow is measured in yards, not feet
Dergo - You've done this before?
Derk was the night as pich or as the cole,
Dermatologist - One who makes rash statements
Dermatologist: a specialist who makes rash judgements
Dermatologists do it superficially.
Dermatologists give rash judgments.
Derogatory term of the 90's: "What a Clinton!"
Derrick's Hi Tech Tagline!!!!!!
Derri�re chaque grand homme, il y a une femme �puis�e
Des Sysops schlimmster Alptraum: Ein Point wie
DesCartes gets mean:  Flameo ergo cum.
DesCartes of Borg:  Assimilato ergo cum.
DesCartes of Borg:  Borgus sumus.  Resistansus futilo est.
Desanka zatrudnela!
Desaster at yout fingertips !
Descartes got it wrong. It's "I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam."
Descartes of Borg - "I assimilate, therefore I am."
Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be
Descartes of Borg: Borgus sumus. Resistancus futilo est
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate therefore we are
Descartes of the Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am
Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am. -- M. Python
Descartes would say Rush doesn't exist, if Descartes existed for Rush.
Descend in order to meet more decent monsters.
Descended from Old Virginia families with true patrician blood
Descent people shouldn't live here.
Descent: when you can't decide on X-wing and DOOM
Describe Jennie as Babe = Extra Forest Fight
Describe Jennie as Foxy = Extra Gem
Describe Lone Wolf?  Bald, with a bone in his head- Beast
Describe myself?  That's a tough one. � Robert De Niro
Describe the universe in 500 words or less, and provide two examples
Describe your childhood for me, Mr. T. Robot - Dr. Servo
Describe your relationship w/your mother - Dr. Servo
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other companies news servers." -- DNEWS Manual v3.0
Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates
Desde que se invent� la excusa...todo el mundo queda bien!!
Desecrate, decimate, rah.  rah.  rah
Desert Crossing:  by I. Rhoda Camel
Desert Storm/Desert Poisoning: God I love this country!
Desert Storm: Protecting American Interests.
Desert Twister cards suck.
Desert my wife?  I didn't desert, I'm a refugee
Deserves promotion: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated
Design : What You Regret Not Doing Later On
Design a safe nuclear power plant and win $500!
Design a system a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it
Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly
Design flaws travel in groups.
Design flaws travel in herds.
Design of the future?  I'd like one that will work today
Design simplicity:  It was developed on a shoe-string budget
Design:  The activity of preparing for a design review.
Designated Smoking Area
Designated driver: DEVICE=SOBER.DRV /+18 /-BEER.
Designed around you
Designed by God to make flies seem better. �
Designed by God to make flies seem better. �
Designed by OS(ES)
Designer tagline - still legal according to the FDA
Designing grand concepts is fun; finding nitty little bugs is just work. - Brooks, p.8
Designing tombstones at night. The graveyard shift.
Desirable? Of *course* 100 Pentia are desirable, but *never* enough
Desire for glory clings to men longer than any other passion
Desire is the very essence of man
Desire lies on the other side of repugnance
Desire to appear clever often prevents our becoming so.
Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.
Desiring only to make both ends meet. -- Fuller
Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence from the shell
Desistance betides on the most physically diminutive unit of exchange
Desk - A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Desk clerk said he never hit the brakes when he was shifting gears
Desk:  A very large wastebasket with drawers
Desk:  a large wastebasket with drawers and a phone
Desk: A trash can with drawers.
Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers.
Desktop overflow. Throw away some papers
Desktop publishing
Desmond Tutu wouldn't have made it as leader of a breakdancing crew.
Desmond Wilcox and Kermit the frog Seen Together in San Francisco. "Is It Love?"
Desmond the Demon Bird - Joel on monster
Despair - An extra tire in de trunk.
Despair exaggerates not only our misery but also our weaknesses.
Despair is the price one pays for setting an impossible aim.
Despair is the price one pays for setting ones self an impossible aim. - Graham Greene
Despair is vinegar from the wine of hope. - Austin O'Malley
Despair lames most people but it wakes others fully up.
Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. - Edward Abbey
Despair that ties the world brings the old man laughter
Despair was the bumper crop - Crow
Despair:  Yo' extra tire, back in da trunk
Despair:  an extra tire in da trunk
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
Desperate Odo, your heart's being torn asunder.
Desperate diseases require desperate remedies
Desperate for an intelligent audience he turned at last to himself.
Desperate men do desperate things
Desperate times call for amazing cover stories
Desperate times call for cheap shots.
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Desperate: Your legs are collateral for your current loan.
Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales.
Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind.
Desperation is a tender trap, it gets you every time --U2
Desperation is the love-child of frustration.
Despise not prophesyings. (1 The 5:20)
Despise not prophesyings. - 1 Thessalonians 5:20
Despise, don't hate. -- Sarajevo Survival Guide
Despite Depression, Doubtfull Dan Dons Di's Darling Daughter's Dress
Despite The Cost Of Living It Remains Popular
Despite all appearances, your boss is a thinking, feeling, human being
Despite all this, life goes on
Despite all this, life goes on - Mike
Despite all this, life goes on... -- Mike Nelson
Despite its diminution it can still be said that the sun never sets on the British Empire--or rises on England
Despite its high cost, living remains popular!
Despite my car having Windows, I'd rather fly with OS/2.
Despite my car having Windows, it's still not mouse driven.
Despite my wild ways, deep down inside I'm just sweet and innocent.
Despite of the _high_ cost of living, it remains popular!
Despite our fears, we shall stand our ground and face the Dal'Rok!
Despite the cost of living, have you noliced how popular it remains?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it is?
Despite the cost of living, it remains a popular item
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
Despite the cost of living, it still remains popular!
Despite the facts, they will _still_ believe! - Worf
Despite the high cost of living it still remains popular
Despite the name, food stamps are NOT edible. - Alice
Despite what Babylon 5 fans say, Straczynski has not been canonized.
Despite your best efforts, you've been of great help.
Despotism comes from political extremes. - Aristotle
DesqView 386: No Hourglass Needed!
DesqView vs. Windows is a no WIN solution.
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Desqview is fast and easy, but OS/2 is FUN!
Desqview v. Windows is a no-win situation
Desqview!?!  I can't even see the floor!!
Desqview: Windex!
Desqview?  I can't even see the floor!
Desseratation - A waiter's litany of what's on the dessert cart.
Dessert is no time to eat right
Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry c
Dessert? What is this? Loqual
Desserts stressed.
Destabilize - To take the horse out for a trot
Destination Moon by Robert A. Heinlein
Destination: Heaven
Destination: The Alzheimer's Constellation. Warp 6.
Destined for emptiness & down on your knees
Destined to be trapped in TV Movies - Tom on actor
Destiny falls to ruin.
Destiny is a funny thing. -The Tick
Destiny is made known silently.&lt;Agnes DeMille&gt;
Destiny is not a matter of chance but a matter of choice.
Destiny says the dead shall rise again
Destiny shapes our ends, but our middles are of our own chewing!
Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand. - from Middlemarch, by George Eliot
Destiny! Take this land, take this land by the death of all
Destiny's not a matter of chance, it's a matter of choice.
Destiny, Death, Dream, Despair, Destruction, and Dalmation?
Destiny, n: A tyrant's excuse for crime.
Destroy And Create
Destroy all evidence that you tried
Destroy first, ask questions later. -- PredaKing
Destroy it now. -- The Entities
Destroy ship! This is a drill! - Data
Destroy the Borc? Let's give them Windows
Destroy the Borg -- Give 'em WINDOWS !
Destroy the Borg!  Ensign @L, upload Windows 95!
Destroy the Borg?  Let's give them Windows!
Destroy the Borg? Ensign @TOLAST@, upload Windows 95!
Destroy the Borg? Give 'em Microsoft Windows; that'll do it!
Destroy the Borg? Give 'em Windows 3.1; that'll do it!
Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV!
Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS
Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows 3.1 -that will do it.
Destroy the Borg? Give them use OS/2
Destroy the Borg? Let's give 'em MS-Windows
Destroy the Borg? Let's give them DOS 6.0!
Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows 3.1.
Destroy the Borg? Upload OS2/WARP!
Destroy the Borg? Upload Windows 3.1 !
Destroy the oxymoron tags that have been sent. i noticed a lot of dups
Destroy the source of irritation
Destroy this tagline after reading
Destroy what's below and what's above will follow. -- Rumble
Destroyed... by the Empire!
Destruction is a creative urge - Bakunin
Destruction is not negative, you must destroy to build. -- E. Neubauten
Destruction of the church, we'll burn the cross!
Destructive Cats - By Claude Sofa
Destructive Testing Systems   You make it   We break it  Guaranteed!
Desufnoc Yrev Si Enilgat Siht
Det finns saker som man m�ste vara fackman f�r att inte f�rst�
Det tyckker: sepitt��
Det. Beren: Yeah, I was just wondering what your involvement is here
Detach the saucer, Data.  Don't spill the tea!
Detailed instructions are the death of initiative.
Detailed instructions now provided with all new bras - Blonde Moments
Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central News, kids.
Details!  Details!   Details!
Details, Arthur...You're obsessing again. - The Tick
Details, dammit!  I want filthy, disgusting details!
Details, details-- Jack Butler
Details, halibut breath. - Rimmer
Detartrated (a contrived chemical name).
Detective Mihoshi at the scene of the crime - OK! Who warped reality?
Detective Mihoshi at the scene of the crime - Stop shooting C-ko!
Detective Mihoshi at the scene of the crime - What?
Detective White could use our help'...  -  Scully, mocking Mulder
Detective: Guy blew an artery. Must have been some roll in the hay
Detectives do it under cover.
Deterrence, not disarmament.  Arms ARE deterrents.
Deterrency - Ruined currency found in pants pockets after
Dethrone - Place where people do their best thinking
Detonate the nuclear family!
Detour , Muddy tagline ahead
Detour - Tagline Under Construction.
Detour ahead.  Inquire for details at the Shopping Centaur
Detour sign seen in Kyushi, Japan: "Stop: drive sideways."
Detour, n. - The roughest distance between two points
Detour... Tagline under repair
Detour:  The roughest distance between two points
Detroit - A Travel Guide
Detroit degas - A car up on blocks in a yard.
Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.  -- Jimmy Brogan
Detroit, MI: It is illegal to fall asleep in your bathtub.
Detruncus - Diving into a wave then looking around for your trunks.
Deus Ex Machina!
Deus Servomachina - The Innumerable Names Of Tom Servo!
Deus, Deus meus es.
Develop a sense of humour - or go crazy
Develop an infallible technique and then place yourself at the mercy of inspiration. - Ralph Rapson
Develop the skill of cutting people down to size
Development is the realization of human potential. - Ghandi
Deviants arise...(Quick hide the sheep!!!!)
Deviate!
Device $ not found:  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy.
Device CTHULHU detected:  Run like Hell? (Y/n)
Device NIL: is full. (R)etry (C)ancel (G)uru ?
Device NIL: is full. Now what are you going to do?
Device WIFE not detected:  Answer E-Mail? (Y/N)
Device, thermo-nuclear, Mk. 53Y Mod 2, 9 megaton.  Official use only.
Devices = Leave Us to Our Own
Devil Bunnies!  I snort the nose, Lucifer!  Banana!
Devil: "Bad news, I promised my soul to Hilary today."
Devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest - NIN
Devistating!  Why this could kill millions!
Devo of Borg:  We are not men....We are Borg.
Devo to the rescue - Crow on emergency crew
Devo to the rescue! -- Crow T. Robot
Devoid of trite aphorisms
Devojcice su kao senf vole kobaje.
Devojkama ne trebaju karte, one imaju mesecnu.
Devojke su kao lubenice - najsladje su u sredini !
Devolution:  Lawyer --&gt; politician --&gt; crook.
Devolution:  Lawyer --> politician --> crook.
Devon, CT, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Devoting your spare time to neglecting duties again I see.
Dew - Air that looks wet.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines on them and makes them perspire
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
Dew knot trussed spell checquers to fined awl mist steaks
Dew knot trussed yore spell checquer two fined awl heirs!
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mist aches.
Dew: Air that looks wet.
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe -- Attorneys at Law
Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe -- Auditors.
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe  Attorneys at Law
Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe - Attorneys at Law (Larry III -
Dewey, Screwem, & Howe, Barristers and Solicitors.
Dex (n) - Moderator Who Moonlights as Super Hero
Dex has left the building! Dex has left the building!
Dexdoesn't CARE about us anymore????????????--Amy
Dexter Riley for President!
Dexter, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies
Dexter, open the door you little dip, I gotta make tinkie.[F!]
Dey don't look like Presbyterians to me.
Dey went data way!
Dey's tops is made outa rubber. Dey's bottoms is made outa springs!
Deze Sorbet is van een scharrel framboos - Joepie
Dfghkjupih uiph12...ooops...sorry...fell asleep on the keyboard
DhODxndsHbcnsBFvIej
DharmaGate....more than meets the eye!
DharmaGate....more than meets the eye!
Di-kronium exists only in laboratory experiments. Spock
DiC revealed as Negaverse plot; SM fans not surprised
DiGiTaL GrAfFiTi
DiJon Vu: An odd! feeling that you've sampled "that mustard" before
DiJon Vu: The feeling that you've tasted this mustard before.
DiSimoni's Rule of Cognition:  "Believing is seeing."
DiaMon Perot - I'm all ears, hooman!
DiaMon Tog - You mean revolted
Diabetic?  Don't watch Barney!
Diabetics are naturally sweet people!
Diabetics are sweet.
Diagnosable!
Diagnostic COMPLETE. Too many anomalies found. Reboot ship? [Y/n]
Diagnostic:  One who doesn't believe in PC's
Diagnostic:  What eventually happens to all agnostics
Diagnostic: To reach the end of one's life without religion
Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.
Diagonal parking prohibited in parallel universes.
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe
Diagonally parked in a head-on universe.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Diagonally parking prohibited in parallel universes
Diahhorea is hereditary. It runs in your genes.
Dial (202) 456-1414 ask for the Boss!
Dial , make a cop come.
Dial 000, and make a cop come.
Dial 000: make a fireman come!
Dial 1-800-WAAAAAH!
Dial 1-BANG-OPTUS
Dial 9-1-1.....make a fireman come.
Dial 911 - make a cop come
Dial 911 Make A Firefighter Come!
Dial 911 and die waiting for a cop.  Dial .357 and the criminal does
Dial 911 and scream and bleed and die while waiting for the cops
Dial 911 if you forgot your password.
Dial 911, make a cop come.
Dial 911...breath heavily
Dial 911: Make A Paramedic Come!
Dial M for Mundane - Crow
Dial M for Sampo
Dial `A' For Aardvark- an Alvark Hitchmoose film
Dial a Joke - Call 1-800 REQ-UEST
Dial into Prodigy?  You're talking to a networked OS/2 PC
Dial now or dial later, but your GOING to call back.
Dial randomly.  You'll get our number eventually.
Dial-A-Prayer for athiests: No one answers
Dial-a-Guru: 1-900-INSIGHT.
Dial-a-Prayer and argue
Dial....Don't you wish everyone did??
Dialects, dialectas,... !Fue PUCHA, Me vuelve loco!
Dialing long distance wears me out
Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues
Dials.  Buttons.  Switches. -- Tom Servo
Dials. Buttons. Switches - Tom on car's dashboard
Dialysis?  My God!  What is this, the dark ages? * McCoy
Diamond (n.): A lump of coal that made good under pressure.
Diamond cutters DO IT harder
Diamond cutters do it harder.
Diamond is the answer
Diamond jubilee - The last installment paid on the engagement ring
Diamond light, Odo, doth gild no maid!
Diamond of Borg:  Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated
Diamond tiaras $70,000, Three for $200,000.
Diamond:  A lump of coal that made good under pressure
Diamonds (and Ferrengi blood feuds) are forever
Diamonds - A girls best friend.. V.B.- Mans only Friend
Diamonds - the ultimate in hardware
Diamonds And Rust -- Judas Priest
Diamonds Mean Money 4 This Art / But That's Not The Shape Of My Heart
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
Diamonds are chunks of coal that stuck to their job.
Diamonds but for patience would be coal
Diamonds, the hardest known substance. -  Kirk
Diamonds:  Chunks of coal that stuck to their job
Diamonds: the ultimate hardware.
Diana Hastings'S cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Diana Rigg wouldn't have made it as a jury-selection officer.
Diana is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Dianara and the kids, they don't know they're dead. --Hercules
Diane Merriman:  In need of a ROM upgrade.
Diane's Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms.
Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocoalte bunnies.
Diane, I've just entered the town of Twin Peaks. -Dale Cooper
Diane, there are three things that still @S me
Diane.. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Dianetics : The Science of Selling Books
Dianne's Law:  If a motel advertises itself as "modern," it isn't
Dianne, I have in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies
Diaper Service: Rock-A-Dry Baby.
Diaper firm fights to stay on bottom
Diapers & Politicians must be changed, usually for the same reason!
Diapers are like presents, you never know what's in them.
Diapers need changing as often as politicians need to be changed!
Diapers: 10-12 pounds is *not* an indication of how much they can hold
Diaphragm - A drawing in geometry
Diareaha cha cha chaa, Dirareaha cha cha cha.-Beavis & Butt-Head
Diarhea is hereditary.  It runs in your genes!
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Diarrhea CHA-CHA-CHA! Diarhhea CHA-CHA-CHA!
Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha. - Beavis & Butt-Head
Diarrhea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
Diarrhea of words, constipation of thought
Diarrhea, cha cha cha
Diarrhea:  Journal of daily events.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
Diary in the glove compartment: Autobiography.
Diary, n. - What a good girls keeps. (Bad girls don't have the time.)
Diazodinitrophenol is a primary high explosive
Dibs on spaying it! - Crow
Dibs on spaying it! -- Crow T. Robot
Dibs! I got dibs! I said it first!
Dice = Dillon's Intellectual c-Compiler for Educated
Dice Crafters... New dice in about an hour
Dice Lice: Live in dice pips & produce impossible rolls in DM's favor.
Dice-Crafters: New dice in about an hour - Crow
Dice?!?  I don't need no stinking dice?!?  I'm a role-player!!!!!
Dick + Erection - Protection = Infection
Dick Brennick - Belmont, Massachusetts
Dick Contino's World Of Posture - Mike
Dick Hurtz? Mr. Dick Hurtz
Dick Van Dyke -- SpokesModel for Nick at Nite!
Dick Van Dyke probably had Mary Tyler Moore-gasms.
Dick and Jane: Out dammed spot, out!
Dick drank, Dick drove, Dick died. Don't be a Dick.
Dick is dead.  Bury his war with him
Dick's books: Too insane to be real, too real to be sane.
Dick, I'm very, *very* dissapointed! -- The Old Man
Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
Dickhead: something to lick forward to!
Dickson's Law #1: A defective pay phone will find your last dime.
Dickson's Law #2: The bigger the terminal, the worse the P/A system.
Dickson's Law: A defective pay phone will find your last dime.
Dickweed, stand up & take a bow - Mike
Dickweed...Dog...Dumbshi...Ummm - Joel as God
Dicot weeds: Chicory, Common Chickweed, Mouse-ear Chickweed, Cinquefoil
Dicot weeds: Curly Dock, Dandelion, Coast Dandelion, Dichondra
Dicot weeds: Henbit, Knotweed, Lambsquarters, Lespedeza, Matchweed
Dicot weeds: Mallow, Oxalis, Pepperweed, Pigweed. Pineapple-Weed
Dicot weeds: Shepherd's Purse, Soliva Sessilis, Sow Thistle
Dicot weeds: Thyme-Leaf Speedwell, Thistle (Canada), Wild Carrot
Dicot weeds: Wild Carrot, Yellow Rocket
Dicot: Beggarweed, Betony, Bindweed, Black Medic, Brass Buttons
Dicot: Buckhorn, Bur Clover, Buttonweed, Carpetweed, Centella
Dicot: Chicory, Common Chickweed, Mouse-ear Chickweed, Cinquefoil
Dicot: Clover, Cudweed (Rabbit Tobacco), Horseweed (Daisy Fleabane)
Dicot: Curly Dock, Dandelion, Coast Dandelion, Dichondra, Dollarweed
Dicot: English Daisy, Filaree, Ground Ivy, Yellow Hawkweed, Heal-All
Dicot: Henbit, Knotweed, Lambsquarters, Lespedeza, Lippia (Matchweed)
Dicot: Mallow, Oxalis, Pepperweed, Pigweed. Pineapple-Weed, Plantain
Dicot: Purslane, Florida Pusley (Mex. Clover), Ragweed, Sheep Sorrel
Dicot: Shepherd's Purse, Soliva Sessilis, Sow Thistle, Spotted Spurge
Dicot: Thyme-Leaf Speedwell, Thistle (Canada), Wild Carrot
Dicot: Wild Carrot, Yellow Rocket
Dictator - a potato with a penis.
Dictators say "I'm Sorry" via suicide
Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything which is not prohibited is compulsory
Dictatorship: the blind leading the one-eyed
Dictionaries:  If you've read one, you've read them all
Dictionary's responsibility is to record a language, not set its style
Dictionary: The only place where you'll find success before work.
Dictionary: Where the future precedes the past.
Dictynna        - Blessed Lawgiving Mother
Dictynna, Blessed Lawgiving Mother.
Did   __I__   do that?
Did "Q" invent James Bond's weapons?
Did @F *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Did Adam and Eve have navels? - Milo Bloom
Did Aladdin really find a GEnie in a lamp?
Did Alexandra Hay the horses this morning?
Did Bill Clinton *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did Bill know he was marrying the future president??
Did CHKDSK on my brain: 4,677,444 bad clusters.
Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands? - Tom
Did Clinton give Gennifer Flowers an inaugural ball?
Did Custer design the first Arrow shirt?��
Did DOS, did DV, did Win. Never done nothin' like OS/2!
Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ?�
Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood?
Did Deep Thought have a millenium bug?
Did Fred Flintstone ever own a razor?
Did God doze off before he created the land of Nod?
Did God make you an a**hole, or did you evolve as one?
Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?
Did God satisfy Mary?
Did Goldie Hawn really say "sock it to me" for a living?
Did Haydn write the Ballad of the Sad Cliche?
Did He *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did Henry &lt;or Gerald&gt; have Fordgasms?
Did Hoover suck?
Did Humpty Dumpty have major medical insurance?
Did I SELL OUT yet??
Did I _REALLY_ say that?
Did I appear in your vision?
Did I ask too much? More than alot? --U2
Did I die or is it hot in here?
Did I do THAT??? - S. Erkel
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this?
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
Did I ever show you where the horse bit me?
Did I ever tell you about my friend "ME-Lay" Marston??
Did I ever tell you that story? &lt;Londo&lt;
Did I ever tell you that story? - Londo
Did I ever tell you, you're *very* strange, Anna? - Tracy Hemenover
Did I forget to mention the red dragon?
Did I get it right? * McCoy
Did I get the last word????
Did I have a brooding intensity or anything?
Did I have a good time last night?
Did I hear an echo in here?
Did I hear somebody say they wanted Powdered Toast?
Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak? He says he can't.
Did I interrupt anything sordid, I hope? - Q
Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone? - Hawkeye to Freedman
Did I introduce myself?  The name is Flagg, with the double g
Did I just say that?
Did I just step on someone's toes again?
Did I leave anything out?
Did I make my point yet???
Did I make myself clear? Good, now tell me what I said.
Did I make myself clear???  Good!  ummmm...  What was I saying?
Did I marry a man or a peripheral?
Did I ment========================================
Did I mention Berle always hated Yakko, Oh...enuf said
Did I mention I want you to KILL ME-E-E-E?!! - Tom
Did I mention I'm good with kids?  Good, 'cause I'm not.
Did I mention Rock Climbing, Guys? - TV's Frank
Did I mention that I cried?
Did I mention that I'm NOT a cat? - Evil Cat on Earthworm Jim
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
Did I miss much? � Rasmussen
Did I miss something?   When did we get to Disneyland?
Did I miss something? - Dodger
Did I miss the point? -Data
Did I misunderstand?  Where did you say they were from?????
Did I not mention we're Federal agents? - Dana Scully
Did I not tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments?
Did I pop?  I did!       --Jonathan Mizrahi, age 9
Did I read a different driving manual than everyone else?
Did I really lose? Hocus-Pocus! Stop this insanity! - Kamek
Did I really start off in life as a sane person?
Did I save the day, or did I save the day? - Earthworm Jim
Did I say "Pascal"?  I meant
Did I say 2?  I lied.
Did I say Billy Mumy?  I meant Butch Patrick! -- Crow T. Robot
Did I say HELL? I meant HECK
Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???
Did I say anything about *pink* dragons?!
Did I say enough to make my point clear?
Did I say something wrong? - Data
Did I say that? - Potter. You were about to, sir. - Radar
Did I say that? - Tim Thompson
Did I say that?... No... Wait... Put the axe down
Did I say your money OR life?  I meant to say AND!
Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND. - Jehovah
Did I see your name on the guest list at On The Rox?
Did I sound anti-virgin? (Elaine)
Did I tell you about the time I...? - Maniac
Did I tell you what the dogs did yesterday?
Did I type slow enough for you this time?
Did I understand you were asking to be USED?!?
Did I watch too much T.V.? -Floyd
Did I write this drivel?
Did I.Q.'s drop sharply while I was away? - Riply
Did I.Q.s drop sharply when I wasn't looking?
Did I.Q.s just drop sharply while I was away?
Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away? &lt;Ripley&gt;
Did IQs just drop sharply while I wasn't looking?
Did Intel do the special effects for the movie "Total Recall"?
Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?
Did J. Dahmer ever meet Jimmy Hoffa?
Did Jack Handey really come up with ALL those Deep Thoughts?
Did James Carvelle star as an alien in "Close Encounters"?
Did Jimi Hendrix use a Purple Hayes modem?
Did Max Sterling ever stop to think that an alien wife can't cook?
Did Mount St. Helens make Seattle Wash.?
Did Mr. Bell expect this??
Did Mrs O'Brien call classes off? - Sisko
Did Nash tell you I've only got two days to live? --Joe Dominguez
Did Norse gods have Thorgasms?
Did O'Brien put you up to this? --Bashir
Did Orville *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did Paula Jones see Bill Clinton's executive branch?
Did Pavlov's wife ring a bell for dinner?
Did PeeWee and Justice Thomas abuse their staff?
Did Pinnochio have a woodpecker?
Did Poe have Nevermoregasms?
Did QBasic originate in the Q continuum???
Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum?
Did QmPro originate in the Q continuum?
Did Qmodem ate in the Q Continuum?
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Did Ross Perot *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did Schroedinger's cat have 18 half-lives?
Did Sharon Stone Michael on sex?
Did Shelley Hack her way to stardom?
Did Shelley Long to be an actress?
Did Sigourney Weaver way into the Ghostbuster role?
Did Svend Robinson attend Queen's University?
Did Tarzan love Cheetah or Jane? - Pictures at 11.
Did Vince Foster get a gun after he cooled off... or before?
Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?
Did You Know:  That We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About?
Did You Know: Lassie is a male?
Did You Know: We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About?
Did You make mankind after we made You... and the devil too? - XTC
Did a demon banishment........and the tv disappeared!
Did a patient ever die in surgery from the slip of a gun?
Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a MALIBU HOT TUB?
Did an endangered species splat on your helmet today?
Did ancient astronauts wear Lee press on nails? - Tom
Did ancient toastmasters make this film?
Did anybody around here lose a tongue?
Did anybody bring marshmallows? - Janet Reno
Did anybody listen to the boring parts of the evidence? - Dogbert
Did anyone bring matches or a lighter?
Did anyone ever tell you the camera *loves* ya, Frohicke? - Mulder
Did anyone get the number of that elephant? - Tom Foley
Did anyone in the 50s ever think about running? - Mike
Did anyone say KIRA? GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT!
Did anyone see my lost carrier... &lt;frown&gt;
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Did apes evolve from Creationists?
Did everyone forget how to drive? - Don Schanke
Did everyone get that?
Did everyone hear that??!!!!!! Myra??? Didya get that one??!! - Joni
Did everyone know about this except me? --Picard
Did everyone make a potty? - Crow
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Did he also see a guy in a bat costume and a long cape? --Duncan MacLeod
Did he believe in Voodoo? - Fox Mulder
Did he buy it?
Did he ever reveal any of his secrets.... - O'Brien
Did he ever show any signs of psychological stress? - Mulder
Did he go on another wild shooting spree? - Crow
Did he have on clean underwear?-Yes...in the glove compartment
Did he just say Funky Butt Lovin ?
Did he put it in his mouth? - Vince Foster's wife after shooting
Did he really get lost in his own museum? - Henry Jones
Did he say *homework*!?! - Grand Nagus Zek
Did he say Uzi?
Did he say yes? Please tell me he said yes! - Tom
Did i leave my iron on?
Did it ever occur to you that God might be a committee?
Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Did it get weirder since @F walked in here?
Did it his way.
Did it look to anyone else like Kira was going to kiss him? -Anna S
Did it work?
Did it, like, get quiet? - Butt-Head
Did its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?
Did knights have swordgasms?
Did like hell settle it. --Manuel O'Kelly Davis
Did my ancestors inbreed?  My genes seem tight!
Did my father send you here? -- Guinan
Did my watch stop, or am I in the Twilight Zone?
Did my wife and friends give me a *{surprise}* 40th birthday party!
Did navel oranges have umbilical cords?
Did old Hank really DO IT this way
Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day ?
Did she buy that dress at the ice capades? - Crow
Did she call my name? I think it's gonna rainwhen I die.
Did she say time pair a ducks? Quick! Call Ted Nugent!
Did she seem like the sincere type? - Richie Ryan
Did somebody fire a phaser in here?
Did somebody pee in your gene pool?
Did somebody say "WonderBra"?
Did somebody say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert?
Did someone call you "schnorrer"? (Hooray Hooray Hooray!)
Did someone change the meaning of fun and forget to notify me?
Did someone knock?
Did someone leave the water running? - Captain E.J. Smith, Titanic.
Did someone mention FIDO?  Did I hear FIDO barking?
Did someone remember to close the airlo*WWWWWOOOOOSSSSHHHHH*
Did someone say CHOCOLATE???
Did someone say Soma?
Did someone say `nekkid'?
Did someone say fish?  I haven't been fed all day. - Catwoman
Did someone say panties?!?
Did someone say sex?
Did someone say they wanted toast?  * Talkie Toaster
Did someone say.....CHOCOLATE?!
Did someone tickle you with poison ivy?
Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths?
Did that coin say E PLURIBUS ALUMINUM ?
Did that handwriting on the wall have any good phone numbers?
Did that happen?
Did that happen? -- Crow T. Robot
Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox? - Ford Prefect
Did the Corinthians ever write back?
Did the Cosmic Chicken lay the Cosmic Egg?
Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots? - Elmer
Did the Maharishi give this to you as your personal mantra?
Did the Mars probe run a windows based program?
Did the Mongols have hordegasms?
Did the actors do their own skydiving? - Mike
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Did the ant fall off the toilet seat because he was pissed off?
Did the devil really create the world when God wasn't looking?
Did the earth move, or are you in California?
Did the earth move?
Did the film just bog down or is it me? - Crow
Did the lights go out?
Did the stick of dynamite enjoy the party? Yes, it had a blast
Did the table do something to offend you, Word? - Troi
Did the table do something to offend you, Worf? - Deanna.
Did the table do something wrong? - Deanna
Did the table do something wrong? - Troi
Did the voice over guy go to the bathroom? - Joel
Did they ever catch you for molesting those kids?
Did they expect us to treat them with any respect? -Pink Floyd
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? - Pink Floyd
Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
Did they give her hash on the way over? - Mike
Did they voluntarily beam....come ashore? -  Kirk
Did this guy work on Green Acres? - Crow on redneck
Did we accidently switch to a different movie? - Crow
Did we do it?  Did we make a difference? -- Kirk
Did we do it? Did we make a difference? --Kirk to Picard
Did we get it? Tell me we got it.--Bill Nye
Did we get that? Tell me we got that. Did we get it? Torqueman
Did we go to a party?  Must've been good, I don't remember it
Did we just do something horribly wrong? - Crow
Did we just go thru a flashback or a flash-forward - Crow
Did we make a difference? - Kirk ST:G
Did we order this dinner to go? - Banzai
Did we overdress for North Dakota? -- Servo
Did we resolve the one about stupid taglines?
Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk?
Did we.....have an appointment? - Odo
Did ya ever get the Babel fish? Huh? Huh?
Did ya hear about the cannibal that passed his friend
Did ya hear hockey's starting tomorrow night? "NO!" Neither did I!
Did ya hear it? They called us by name! - Scott
Did ya hear?  They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
Did ya know that Blue Wave fever is contagious?
Did ya like the way I used Lego for buildings there? -Tom
Did ya put the cat out?   I didn't know it was on fire!
Did ya put the cat out? I didn't know it was burning.
Did ya try Comic Book College? - Tom on missing Frank
Did ya try Comic Book College? -- Tom Servo
Did ya try all the Baskin Robbins?
Did ya try all the Baskin Robbins? -- Mike Nelson
Did ya try all the Baskin/Robbins -Mike on missing Frank
Did ya try all the emergency rooms -Crow on missing Frank
Did ye say "scotch", Cap'n?  Warp 10 comin' right up!
Did you *really* invent the pooper scooper?
Did you C that, Mr Spock, no wonder it doesn't work
Did you FDISK?  Is there a primary DOS partition?  Is it active?
Did you Hug your Sysop Today?  Hug Her Now!
Did you REALLY think I was serious?
Did you SEE what GOD just DID to US??!!
Did you Terminate Telix?  No, I Telemated it!
Did you _HONESTLY_ have to quote a 75-line message for a 2-line reply?
Did you a take a shower?  There seems to be one missing
Did you accidentally format your brain this morning?
Did you also promise to give away my firstborn?!
Did you attack the Enterprise? - Picard
Did you back it up?...........What's a backup?
Did you back up today? Did you signal?
Did you buy a scanner to get all the taglines off books?
Did you call me a turkey, Pilgrim. - J. Wayne.
Did you call me, Brother? --Rom
Did you check the bathtub, she sleeps there sometimes
Did you check the...?  No, I didn't think so.
Did you come to see me or my house?
Did you come up with that yourself or from an Etch A Sketch?
Did you do it for fame, did you do it in a fit?  Did you do it before
Did you do it? - Mulder
Did you do something kind for a friend today?
Did you enjoy it, Captain? Spock
Did you enjoy the girl?  So did I.
Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield? Quite. I'm ready for summer now.
Did you escape from Legend of the Red Dragon?
Did you escape from Legend of the Red Dragon? &lt;G&gt;
Did you ever consider what Tabasco could to to potions?
Did you ever dance naked with a blond in the pale moonlight??
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Did you ever eat lingerie? Most parts are edible.E.Gibbon
Did you ever get the feeling the audience is staring right at you?
Did you ever get the feeling there's a anvil about to fall on you?
Did you ever get virus 95 off the ground?
Did you ever hear anything more.. - Kira
Did you ever hide in a snowbank?  Your brain freezes!
Did you ever notice how fundies like to argue with taglines?
Did you ever notice race car spelled backwards is racecar?
Did you ever notice spell checkers do not even recognize the term CW?
Did you ever notice that most debates start from a MERE tagline?
Did you ever noticed... a praying mantis head resembles an alien? - FM
Did you ever run into Halley's Comet? Clemens
Did you ever see 2.0? Did you ever look in SYS:Tools/Test?
Did you ever see a college kid burn his parents' credit card?
Did you ever see such a sight in your life . . . ?
Did you ever see the faces of the children they get so excited
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to restart?
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Pooh queried.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? asked Pooh.
Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart?
Did you ever stop to think... and forget to start again?
Did you ever think I get lonely?
Did you ever try buying then without money? - Ogden Nash
Did you ever try to climb a tree when you were in love?
Did you ever try to lipread a muppet?
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy
Did you ever wish your OLMR would talk to you?  You will!
Did you ever wonder Why Data's eyes were Yellow??
Did you ever wonder how many vampires have AIDS?
Did you ever wonder what happened to B4?  I did.   Jinxo
Did you ever wonder what you'd say to God if He sneezed?
Did you ever wonder why the race car mechanics do it by ear?
Did you ever wonder...what a rhetorical question is good for?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
Did you expect a new tagline every time ?
Did you expect mere proof to alter my opinion?
Did you expect mere proof to sway his opinion?
Did you expect to find words of wisdom here?
Did you fall out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down?
Did you fly Military?  Nah, I was in the Guard
Did you forget I'm modular? - Earthworm Jim
Did you forget to drain the swamp?
Did you forget to floss the cat?
Did you forget to set your alarm clock? * Riker
Did you forget to turn off the sound when your mind went blank?
Did you format your brain this morning by accident?
Did you get 'The best of Mimes' new album yet?
Did you get a guarantee with that brain?
Did you get a haircut, or did you lose to a lawn mower?
Did you get anything out of him at all? --Tain. Nothing. --Garak
Did you get my memo about the squid-tossing contest?
Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a &lt;GRIN&gt;
Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass? - Tom
Did you get the check I mailed you? Twice -- one from you and another from the bank
Did you go to school in a short bus or a long bus?
Did you go to school stupid?...came out that way too, huh?
Did you guys bring a football team, or the brownie squad?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Did you have to trash the street, Force? - Stonewall
Did you hear PEPSI hired Ms Bobbitt? She's running the SLICE division.
Did you hear Sally Kellerman with an ax?
Did you hear a rubber hand crawling through the woods? - Crow
Did you hear about Quasimodo?  I had a hunch he was back.
Did you hear about the BBS that
Did you hear about the Doofus who thought that radioactivity was an exercise program on the radio?
Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox?
Did you hear about the Iowan who was killed in a pie-eating contest? The cow sat on him
Did you hear about the Irish parachute? Opens on impact.
Did you hear about the Irish throat doctor in Israel? His motto is: Aaron, go 'Ah!'
Did you hear about the Sex-Change specialist charged with Man-Slotter?
Did you hear about the Smogarian beauty contest? Nobody won
Did you hear about the SysOp who died?  She had a terminal illness!
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, he  NO CARRIER
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, he �����𵾪����� NO CARRIER
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she +f=#f=++-|/|+| NO CARRIER
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she Wgp_gp5&gt;*-+3&gt;: NO CARRIER
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she ������3/4����3/4� NO CARRIER
Did you hear about the Sysop who died? - Had a terminal illness!
Did you hear about the accident at the soup factory? Two workers got canned
Did you hear about the angry cannibal?     He threw up his arms!
Did you hear about the beatiful 22-year-old virgin? Neither have I
Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw?
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You have to hand it to her.
Did you hear about the blond skydiver? She missed the Earth!
Did you hear about the blonde car pool? They all meet at work.
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? - She likes men
Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth!
Did you hear about the burglar who was lurking for a job?
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods?
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? - He ordered a pizza with everybody on it
Did you hear about the cannibal who ordered everybody on his pizza?
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle?
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Did you hear about the couple who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist fee? Their house was promptly repossessed
Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi who when upset, says, "Yo!"?
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
Did you hear about the engaged BYU coed who stayed up all night studying for her blood test?
Did you hear about the feminist bookstore?  There is no humor section.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense
Did you hear about the guy who married a horse because he wanted a stable relationship?
Did you hear about the intern who was drafted into the army as a semiprivate?
Did you hear about the latest Pepsi scare?
Did you hear about the lawyer who found a way to take it with him? Traveler's checks!
Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
Did you hear about the new Australian porno film?   Sheep Throat
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India??
Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel? Its "Cheeses of Nazareth."
Did you hear about the nun who had a dirty habit?
Did you hear about the old lawyer who retired to a snake farm? He wanted to be among friends!
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who HUNG himself?
Did you hear about the snake who gave birth to a bouncing baby boa?
Did you hear about the woman who backed into a fan? Disaster!
Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes and fell on hard tines?
Did you hear that ACTOR John Bobbitt got his PART cut?&lt;G&gt;
Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently
Did you hear that Captain Hook died from jock itch?
Did you hear that John Bobbitt got reorganized?
Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero?
Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
Did you hear that?  The Voles are restless tonight
Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg!
Did you hear the door open? - Scully
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score? Never mind -- it was pointless.
Did you hear the joke about the statistician?  Probably!
Did you hear the one about
Did you hear the one about the monk, the rabbi, and the Ferengi?
Did you hear the one about the nuns and the joy-riders?
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably
Did you hear the peacock story?  No.  Its a beautiful tale.
Did you hear the story about the Peacock? It's a beautiful tail!
Did you hear what Janet Reno said to Lorena Bobbitt?   "Attagirl!"
Did you hear?  Jerry picked a 5 pound booger and his head collapsed!
Did you help him with his research, Councillor? - Data
Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed
Did you here the one about "CLICK" NO CARRIER
Did you here the one about +++ATH NO CARRIER
Did you hug yourself today?
Did you install the Write Only Memory?
Did you intercept the message before it got he Reagan/Bush era."
Did you intercept the message before it got to its destiny??
Did you just call me a wussie?
Did you just call me a wussie? -- Mike Nelson
Did you just have a stroke? - Don Schanke
Did you just whinney? - Crow to girl
Did you know
Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary?
Did you know ... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know 4 out of 5 people hate trivia?
Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold
Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold pigs together
Did you know Canada has a South, too?
Did you know General Custer wore an Arrow Shirt.
Did you know Income Tax is VOLUNTARY? Ask me!
Did you know OS/2 has outsold Windows NT by 20+ to 1?
Did you know YOGA will be required at the TOGA Party??
Did you know all lost luggage ends up in Atlanta?
Did you know applesauce can fart? -PEC
Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?
Did you know it gives him a backache if he autographs books ;)
Did you know it's bad luck to write a check in red ink?
Did you know that 90% of constipated people don't give a sh*t?
Did you know that 99.9% of statistics are made up?
Did you know that BBS stood for Beavis and ButtheadS ?
Did you know that Blue Wave fever is contagious?
Did you know that I know that you know I didn't?
Did you know that I really *hate* rhetorical questions?
Did you know that I'm naked right now?
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. (VICTOR BORGE)
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you know that Spiro Agnew is an anagram of "Grow a Penis"
Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a "business"?
Did you know that an anagram for Senator is Treason
Did you know that cheerios are really donut seeds?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Did you know that clones never use mirrors? -- Ambrose Bierce
Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Did you know that if you maintain a cholesterol-free diet, your body makes its own cholesterol
Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
Did you know that in Canada they do not sell Moosehead beer?
Did you know that most people's lives are ruled by telephone numbers?
Did you know that no one ever reads these things?
Did you know that pubic hare was brer rabbits brother ?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you know that some people your age have sex thirty-seven times in a week? And die immediately after?
Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
Did you know that there are bicycles on Bajor?!
Did you know that they took the word Gullible out of the dictionary?
Did you know that windows runs faster with taglines?
Did you know that work is a four letter word?
Did you know that you live in a war zone?
Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?
Did you know the inventer of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper?-DS
Did you know the word 'Gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Did you know there are only 44 sounds in the English Language?  44!
Did you know there is PP on your smock. � Yakko, Animaniacs
Did you know there's P.P. on your smock?--Yakko Warner
Did you know there's a Thing in your milk? - Wakko Warner
Did you know there's only 44 sounds in English, but only 26 letters?
Did you know they left gullible out of the dictionary?
Did you know they named a wine after the (LOSING BASEBALL TEAM)? You keep it in the cellar
Did you know they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?
Did you know trees are feminine in gaelic?
Did you know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
Did you know you have P.P. on your smock? - Yakko Warner
Did you know you have a Vorlon inside you? - Lorien (B5)
Did you know you have peepee on your smock? - Yacko
Did you know you posted this *in* the TAGLINE echo?
Did you know your computer will die without recipes?
Did you know your robot can hum like Pink Floyd?
Did you know, there's a Thing in your milk? - Wakko
Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?
Did you know... it was all going to go so wrong for you -Floyd
Did you learn that from Data as well? - Picard
Did you leave the lists alone?
Did you let the dog run loose again?!? #$@ue� NO MAIL CARRIER
Did you like killing? - Borg Yes. - Data
Did you long for the next distraction? - Alanis Morissette
Did you look at the docs?  No, but I fondled the nurses!
Did you lose your happy thoughts? - Stephen King's DARK HALF
Did you make Amy Madigan?
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?  I GUESS NOT! - S. Ipkiss
Did you miss me? - The Mask
Did you miss us? - Dot
Did you miss us? - Dot Warner
Did you miss us? -- Dot
Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
Did you never say 'no' to a Klingon? --Quark
Did you not hear me, Deaf One? -- Chiun
Did you notice a sign on the front of my house saying 'Dead Nigger Storage?'
Did you notice a sign out front that said 'Dead nigger storage'?
Did you notice how rudely that officer treated you? -- Kes
Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas? - Squit Goodfeather
Did you pay for Windows 95? Get ready to pay for Windows 96!
Did you peel the potatoes and put out the cat?
Did you peel the potatoes and put out the cat? Vice versa!?!??!?
Did you pick up the shallots for the Coquets St. Jacque Novelle, Jim?
Did you pull this suit off The Riddler? -- Tom Servo
Did you put a label on that backup tape?
Did you put the cat out?  No, I let him burn up
Did you read *anything* I wrote??
Did you read it in one of your books? -- Harley Stone
Did you read the shower curtain?
Did you read this query? Yes [ ] No [ ]
Did you read your mail today ?
Did you really expect mere proof to change my view?
Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Did you really think that we could share all of eternity? - Janette
Did you really think that we could share all of eternity? --LaCroix
Did you really think to find something important here?
Did you really think you could call up the Devil & ask Him to behave?
Did you really understand that message �
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Did you remember to make a map?
Did you remember to pay the gravity bill?
Did you remember to re-initialise the isolinear coprocessor?-O'Brien
Did you remember to shut off the HoloDoc before you left?
Did you run out of small children to butcher yet, Janier?
Did you save all the parts?
Did you saw that too?
Did you say "MNP" means "Modem Needs Pizza"?
Did you say Beelzebub?!!!
Did you say MNP means -  Modem Needs Petting!
Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Did you say SHAREWARE!!  #$%^@ NO CARRIER
Did you say SHAREWARE!!  +++ATH0...NO CARRIER
Did you say `sell'? -- Quark
Did you say a PACK of Tarasques?!?
Did you say ammunition? --Tori, MPOS
Did you say something
Did you say something, or was that a mosquito?
Did you say something.
Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Did you say that Raulph Cramden was from another planet?
Did you say you were *bored* again Christian????
Did you say you were COMING? Or CUMMING?
Did you say, 'Shut up, Wesley?' You stupid balding twit!  -- Crusher
Did you see 'im repressing me?  You saw it, didn't you?
Did you see Lilli Palmer cards in poker?
Did you see a noteable difference in him? - Mulder
Did you see anybody leaving the room? - Scully
Did you see him repressing me?  You saw it, didn't you?
Did you see something during transport? - Geordi
Did you see that gun he fired at us?  It was bigger than him
Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
Did you see that, Data? --Picard
Did you see that, Data? --Picard
Did you see the Mills in Kinderdijk, or do you prefer tul
Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you see the frightened ones? - Floyd
Did you see the love light in Spock's eyes? - McCoy
Did you sense anything from us at the time...? - Picard
Did you set our plan in motion? Tuvok
Did you sirs call me, sir? -- Radar to Col. Potter
Did you sleep good?  No, I made a few mistakes
Did you sleep well?  'No, I made a few mistakes.
Did you steal this one too?
Did you swallow a radio announcer? - Hawkeye to Radar
Did you swallow your face, Frank? - Hawkeye
Did you take a good look at his soul? - Duncan MacLeod
Did you take a shower?  There seems to be one missing
Did you take any other Tricorder readings? - Beverly
Did you take his temperature? No, why, is it missing?
Did you take your lunch or walk to work?
Did you take your pill&lt;s&gt; this morning?
Did you tell @F?  Is that who you could tell?!
Did you tell Luke?  Is that who you could tell?! - Han Solo
Did you tell her about the cannibals? -- Professor Arturo
Did you tell her about the cannibals? Arturo
Did you tell him about that slug inside of you? - Sisko to Dax
Did you tell your father I was joking? Nog
Did you think *Iwouldn't know?! The Shadow
Did you think GORAD was John Norman's Gor Air Defense system? &lt;ah&gt;
Did you think I wouldn't find out?
Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise.
Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines? - Alanis
Did you think i wouldn't recognize this compromise -- NIN
Did you think that money was Heaven sent?  � Beatles
Did you think these were just for decoration? - Lando
Did you think you could call up the Devil & ask him to behave? - Fox
Did you think you would get away with it? - The Shadow
Did you trade your heros for ghosts?  Hot ashes for trees?
Did you try all the emergency rooms? -- Crow T. Robot
Did you try to copulate with a Newcomer? Al Einstein
Did you understand the music, Yoko, or was it all in vain?
Did you use any frog DNA? - Alan Grant
Did you walk the dog? Yeah, he buried me a few times.
Did you walk to work, or bring your lunch?
Did you write home today?
Did you write the words, or the lyrics?
Did you write this symphony..*in* the shed?
Did you you enjoy your rest, gentlemen? - Spock
Did you.. think you could call up the Devil & ask him to behave?-FM
Did your God create time, or did time create your God?
Did your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream?
Did your dog *really* eat your homework?
Did your mother feed you airline food when you were little??
Did your mother have any children who weren't stillborn?
Did your mother start you off on acid as an adolescent?
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Did your parents have any children?
Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Did'ya ever wonder ?
Did***one***of**you*****feed****my***tribble**?*************
Dididadada... Saturday night... (Whigfield)
Didididah, dadididah -Ludwig Ham Beethoven
Didja ever do Betty Ryan?  How was she?
Didja ever feel like the world was running MS-DOS and you were CP/M?
Didja ever notice it gets harder to invent new Borg tags?
Didja ever notice it gets harder to invent new Borg tags?
Didja ever notice that your snot doesn't smell?
Didja ever stop and think, and forget to start again?
Didja ever stop to think... and never start again.
Didja ever wonder: If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil?
Didja ever wonder: Why is there no Betty in Flintstone Vitamins?
Didja ever wonder: does a nuclear family glow in the dark?
Didja ever wonder: if corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil...?
Didja ever wonder: what a rhetorical question is good for?
Didja ever wonder: why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway?!
Didja get the liscense Number of the Klingon Broad who ran over me?
Didja hafta nail the driver first?I don't even have a Learner's Permit
Didja hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
Didja hear about the magician who turned into a bar?
Didja hear about the new Madonna stamp? It licks itself
Didja hear about the ruckus in the cemetery? It was a gra
Didja hear that? Sounded like the World's Largest Smoke Alarm!
Didja hear the one about
Didja' ever stop to think, and forget to restart? 
Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton?
Didn't I buy a '51 Packard  from  you in Cairo???
Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11? - Riker
Didn't I just see your picture at the post office?
Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man?
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
Didn't I meet you once in a hangover?
Didn't I mention we're with the FBI?
Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special? - Yakko
Didn't I see you in that one GIF with that porn star?
Didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted"?
Didn't I sleep with you last week on Deck 11? - Riker
Didn't I tell you, baby? I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox!
Didn't I write you a message, before?
Didn't Inhale?!! - Can't he do ANYTHING right?
Didn't Make It To The Hospital - By D. O. Way
Didn't Paul Revere say: `The Grunions are Coming'?
Didn't dey warn ya' about Ferengi at de damn Academy?
Didn't do it! - Bart Simpson
Didn't fool you, eh? � Kevin
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails- Weird Al
Didn't know anyone was still using 3.3 DOS.
Didn't know morals had been classified.
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head!
Didn't need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight
Didn't offend anyone? Then what's the point!
Didn't open the box? -- Nailnose
Didn't pay my exorcism bill, got repossesed
Didn't see it, didn't do it, don't have the t-shirt.
Didn't see it, don't have the T-shirt. --M. Hahn
Didn't seem like I had much to lose.   - Bashir
Didn't stick, must not be done - Tom as guy throws pasta
Didn't the license plate say "FRESH" *before* the cab came near?
Didn't the sysop say he was installing a new modem*&^%$#@#!NO CARRIER.
Didn't these people know about birth control?
Didn't they teach you any MANNERS in Starfleet? --Lwaxana
Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?
Didn't think I'd make it, but I'd bet I might.
Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom. -- Hank
Didn't vote?  Don't complain!
Didn't vote? Then don't bitch about the results.
Didn't we all
Didn't we meet in some other hallucination?
Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?
Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy?
Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? - Animaniacs
Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? - The Warners
Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? -- Animaniacs
Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? -- Tom Servo
Didn't wear ties until figured out where they point
Didn't you clowns forget something out there? - Shai-ster
Didn't you ever sign a contract in blood with your friend?
Didn't you hear? You get equal rights, not special perks!
Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt? - Annie Lindsey
Didn't you know comics were bad for ya?-Freddy Krueger
Didn't you know, you look like SHAI-HULUD?
Didn't you say something about some watery tart?
Didn't you see the 25mph sign? No officer, I was driving too fast.
Didn't you understand why you were towed? Wait for the next turn
Didn't your mother ever sing you the song of the "Three Blind Voles" ?
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
Didn't your mother teach you any manners -- O'Brien
Didn't your mother teach you never to steal anything small?
Didnt know international smuggling involved so much lifting
Didnt know intl. smuggling involved so much lifting -Mike
Didya ever notice how kiddie pools have a yellowish tint in the water?
Didya ever notice that most debates start from a MERE tagline?
Didyoueverseeabundanceonthetable?
DidyoueverseeawomancomingoutofNewYorkcitywithafroginherhand?
Die Arbeit ist der Untergang der trinkenden Klasse
Die Commie Pig!
Die Demon! Die at the hands of of -- Net Prophet
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Die Hand die Verlezt &lt;X-Files? B5?&gt;
Die Hard 3: This time he takes Star Tours for REAL!
Die Hard Forever
Die Hard With Wolves
Die Hard... With Children
Die Hard:  Huh Huh, He Said "Hard"
Die Hard:  With A Snowball's Chance In Hell.
Die Hard:  With Bad Actors.
Die Hard:  With David Letterman
Die Hard:  With Honor.
Die Hard:  With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante.
Die Hard:  With Tons of Explosives.
Die Hard:  With a BFG-9000
Die Hard:  With a Headache.
Die Hard:  With a Lot of Really Bad Guys.
Die Hard:  With a Vagrant.
Die Hard:  With a Valiant, But in the End, Useless Effort.
Die Hard:  With a Vengeance.
Die Hard:  With a Virus
Die Hard:  With medium fries, large coke, and no ketchup
Die Hard:  With the Same Old Formula.
Die Hard:  WithLikeGuns and Stuff...
Die Hard:  Without Any Clothes On.
Die Hard:  Without That Guy From "Family Matters"
Die Hard:  Without a Chance.
Die Hard:  Without a Clue.
Die Hard:  Without a Prayer.
Die Hard: Forever
Die Hard: Generations
Die Hard: With @F
Die Hard: With @TO@
Die Hard: With A Cop..  On the Edge
Die Hard: With A Snowball's Chance In Hell
Die Hard: With Bacon, Hash Browns, and Toast
Die Hard: With Bad Actors
Die Hard: With Chiggers
Die Hard: With Children
Die Hard: With Chocolate Frosting
Die Hard: With David Letterman
Die Hard: With Elvis, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster On a UFO
Die Hard: With Honor
Die Hard: With Like Guns and Stuff
Die Hard: With Luck
Die Hard: With Meatballs
Die Hard: With Onion Rings and a Large Orange Drink
Die Hard: With Rednecks
Die Hard: With Siskel and Ebert, Sucking Their Famous Thumbs
Die Hard: With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante  &lt;thhhpppthhhpppt&gt;
Die Hard: With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante.
Die Hard: With Something Completely Different
Die Hard: With The Enemy
Die Hard: With Tons of Explosives
Die Hard: With Whip Cream and Sugar On Top
Die Hard: With Windows 3.1  &lt;In Super Slow-Mo&gt;
Die Hard: With Wolves.
Die Hard: With Yakko, Wakko, and Dot!
Die Hard: With a BFG-9000
Die Hard: With a Beer.
Die Hard: With a Big Butt.
Die Hard: With a Bullseye on His Back
Die Hard: With a Dung-Load of Car Chases.
Die Hard: With a Headache.
Die Hard: With a Lot of Really Bad Guys
Die Hard: With a New Title
Die Hard: With a New and Improved Fragrance
Die Hard: With a Sh*t-Load of Car Chases
Die Hard: With a Speech Impediment
Die Hard: With a Squirt Gun
Die Hard: With a Vagrant
Die Hard: With a Valiant, But in the End, Useless Effort
Die Hard: With a Vengeance.
Die Hard: With a Virus
Die Hard: With an Empty Stomach
Die Hard: With the Bases Loaded and Nobody Out
Die Hard: With the Same Old Formula
Die Hard: With... Like... Guns and Stuff
Die Hard: WithLikeGuns and Stuff...
Die Hard: Within Limits
Die Hard: Within Reason
Die Hard: Without Any Clothes On
Die Hard: Without Remorse
Die Hard: Without That Guy From "Family Matters"
Die Hard: Without a Care in the World
Die Hard: Without a Chance
Die Hard: Without a Clue
Die Hard: Without a Prayer
Die HardWith Children
Die Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem. &lt;WHACK!&gt;  Repeat as necessary
Die Jesu Domiae.  Donna eis Requiem. &lt;Whack!&gt;
Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium. (WHACK!).  Repeat a
Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium...(WHACK!)
Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem. &lt;bang&gt;
Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem. Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem.-MP
Die Kartoffelsalat ist schlecht"(3.9)
Die Politik is die Lehre von Moglichen. --Bismarck.
Die Politik is keine exakte Wissenschaft. --Bismarck.
Die Politik ist die Lehre von Moglichen. --Bismarck.
Die Soon and Decay - A Vulcan Curse
Die Wahrheit ist da
Die Yuppie Scum.
Die and burn in hell forever. Plus one day. --H. Harrison.
Die before you die.  There is no chance after. -- C. S. Lewis
Die for oil, sucker! --Biafra.
Die gaga.. die gaaaaallliiieeerrrr !!!
Die if you want to; you misguided martyr
Die like the worm you are!
Die schwierigste Turnuebung ist, sich selbst auf den Arm zu nehmen
Die screaming with sharp pointy things in your head
Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously.
Die strangely!
Die to save charges. - Burton
Die well -- Kurn
Die well. - Kern
Die well. - Worf's brother Kern
Die well. --Kern.
Die with honor, O'Brien.  Tosk
Die with others. - Klingon proverb
Die with others. --Klingon.
Die without honor!
Die you HOOMAN scum!
Die you gruesome son of a bitch! --Blindside.
Die! Death! I'll have a coke - Crow as depressed teen
Die! Die! Die!      Sorry
Die! heh heh heh Die! -Old Purple Tentacle
Die, Allied schweinhund!
Die, Earth scum!
Die, despicable capitalist scum!
Die, die, die my darling! - Misfits
Die, die, die! Everybody die! Jaris
Die, die, die, DIE! Oh, it's YOU! How lovely to see you!
Die, die, die, everybody die! Hengist
Die, my dear doctor?  That's the last thing I shall do.
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly  -- Elbert Hubbard
Die, you furless freak! - Kilrathi Taunt
Die, you twisted little monkey. - Fredric Rice
Die, yuppie scum..!
Die, yuppie, die
Die. - Ray
Die...Get Buried...Come back to life...No Problemo! Cor 15:3-4.
Die: To stop sinning suddenly.
Die: To stop sinning suddenly.   -- Elbert Hubbard
Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. -- John Barrymore's dying words
Die?  What is this?  Wormhole creators
Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock.
Dies alter
Dies irae.  Dies illa.
Diese mail besteht zu 100% aus altbuchstaben
Diet Coke all over the monitor. It's not pretty.
Diet Coke with at _least_ a three foot spread pattern!
Diet Coke, shaken not stirred
Diet Jolt Cola? Is nothing sacred?!
Diet Mountain Dew has the same pH and density of urine.  -- Newsweek, 31 July, 1989
Diet Pepsi, Crystal Pepsi, Rock Pepsi, Horse Pepsi.
Diet Pepsi, and Crystal Pepsi, Anyone else see a trend?
Diet Pepsi: Each can now individually inspected by Ray Charles.
Diet Pepsi: The choice of a stoned generation
Diet Pepsi: Vaccinate Your Thirst.
Diet Pepsi: a flu shot in Every can
Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar B4 each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, you'll eat less
Diet Tip:Eat choc.BarB4each meal.It takes edge off Ur appetite,soUeat less!
Diet ice cream
Diet is die with a "t" added....Garfield the cat
Diet is nothing but die with a T on the end.
Diet program removed from FAT Table
Diet: A period of starvation followed by rapid weight gain.
Diet: To lose all that FAT, type Format C:
Diet? It's easier to put-it-off than to take-it-off!
Diet? Just eschew what you would chew!
Dieter's Law:  Food that tastes best has the highest number of calories
Dieter's prayer: Lord, please help those who keep helping themselves.
Dieters are people who are thick and tired of  it
Dieters live life in the fasting lane
Dieters- People who are thick and tired of it.
Dieticians eat better.
Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic
Dieting is girth control
Dieting is like a show business. Weight always returns for an encore.
Dieting is slowing down to make a curve.
Dieting:  The art of letting the hips fall where they may.
Dieting: A way to make the ends justify the jeans.
Dieting: The art of letting the hips fall where they may.
Diets are a weigh of life.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.
Diets are like Jon's socks. They stink.  Garfield
Dieu doit aimer les cons, il en a cr�� tellement :(
Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son m�tier.[God will forgive me. It's his job.] - Heinrich Heine's last words
Dif. between Jane Fonda & Bill Clinton? Jane went to Vietnam
Diff 'tween Light & Hard?  You Can Sleep With a Light On
Diff 71 --- From: 29 Sep 1995 - To: 08 Oct 1995
Diff between Genius and Stupidity: Genius has its limits.
Diff. between Windows and a virus?  A virus never fails!
Diff. between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail
Differance between `Illegal' and `Unlawful' - Illegal is a sick bird!
Difference 'tween a cockroach an' a lawyer? Oh IS there one?
Difference Between A Diva & A Pit Bull?  Jewelry.
Difference Between a Dog and a Fox = About 6 Beers...
Difference God and Dr. is God knows He is not a Dr
Difference between Clinton & JFK? JFK screwed MM; Clinton screwed us.
Difference between Clinton & a bucket of s**t: You can empty a bucket
Difference between Delta Burke and Delta Airlines: 15 Lbs
Difference between HEROIN and HEROINE: Only one pricks you
Difference between Hilary and liquid helium?  About 1 degree C.
Difference between Hillary Clinton & snake oil salesman? Not much.
Difference between Hillary and liquid helium?  About 1 degree C
Difference between IRS and IRA? Only one ADMITS it's a terrorist group.
Difference between Jane Fonda & Bill Clinton? Jane went to Vietnam
Difference between Jane Fonda and Clinton? She WENT to Nam.
Difference between Jehovah's Witness' and Gardnerians?? 3 Watchtowers!
Difference between MS-DOS 6.0 and a virus?  It fools antivirus programs!
Difference between MS-DOS 6.0 and a virus?  MS-DOS 6.0 is legal!
Difference between Men and Savings Bonds....Bonds mature.
Difference between Monochrome and SVGA:  About $400!
Difference between Windows & a virus?  A virus is free
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus does something
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus works.
Difference between Windows and a virus - the virus works!
Difference between Windows and a virus? A virus is free.
Difference between Windows and a virus? Viruses never fail
Difference between Windoze & a virus?  Viruses are done by pros.
Difference between a "vase" and a "vahz" - about 50 dollars!
Difference between a Beaver and an A-320: 8000 trees/hour
Difference between a cold and a Yugo: A cold you can get rid of
Difference between a dog and a fox: About 5 drinks!
Difference between a dog and a fox?  About 6 beers
Difference between a fox & a dog;   About five drinks!
Difference between a hero and a coward is 1 step sideways
Difference between a house and a home - a family
Difference between a lawyer & a rooster: a rooster clucks defiance
Difference between a lawyer and a skunk? You tell me!
Difference between a man & E.T....E.T. phoned home.
Difference between a pig and a dog... 2 or 3 drinks.
Difference between a virus & MS-Win3? Viruses never fail.
Difference between a virus & Windows 95?  Viruses never fail.
Difference between a virus & Windows?...Virii never fail
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Difference between a virus and OS/2?  Viruses work
Difference between a virus and Postlink? Virus' dont fail
Difference between a virus and Windows:  A virus never fails
Difference between a virus and Windows? Viruses work - usually
Difference between a virus and windows: Viruses don't fail
Difference between a virus and windows?  Viruses never fail.
Difference between an oral & anal thermometer, the taste!
Difference between bagpipes and onions ? .....You cry when you chop onions
Difference between bagpipes and onions ? .....You cry when you chop onions the little serving maid with great big knockers! � Dirty Vicar Sketch
Difference between bagpipes and onions ? You cry when you chop onions.
Difference between blondes & the Titanic? Everyone on ship didn't go dow
Difference between blondes and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week.
Difference between blondes and hookers? Blondes cost less per score.
Difference between blonds and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week
Difference between blonds and hookers? Blonds cost less per score
Difference between bonds and men... bonds mature.
Difference between brown-nosing and butt-kissing: Depth perception.
Difference between butter and a blonde? Butter is difficult to spread
Difference between computer expert and novice is the novice hesitates before doing anything stupid.
Difference between doing it and not . . . is doing it!
Difference between doing it and not . . . is doing it!
Difference between genius & stupidity-no limit to stupidity.
Difference between genius & stupidity: Genius has limits
Difference between genius and stupidity: stupidity has no limits.
Difference between genius and stupidity?  Genius has no limitations.
Difference between genius and stupidity?  Stupidity has no limits
Difference between ignorance & apathy? Don't know & don't care
Difference between light and hard?  You can sleep with a light on!
Difference between like & love?  A spit or a swallow!!
Difference between like, love, and kinky? Spit, Swallow, Gargle!
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys.
Difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years.
Difference between the government and Boy Scouts?  Supervision
Difference between virii and Windows: Virii never fail
Difference between virus & windows? Viruses never fail
Difference between work & wife.  After 10 years work still sucks.
Difference between wrestling divas & porn stars?  Porn stars lick your ass, not kick it!
Difference btwn ignorance & apathy? Don't know & don't ca
Difference btwn ignorance & apathy? Don't know & don't ca
Difference in porcupines/Porsches? pricks outside of porcupines!
Difference of Hillary & Panama Canal?  One's a busy ditch
Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. - T. Jefferson
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
Difference. ... Caffeine makes the world go round
Differences between a slug and a 2" long living booger?
Different "generation" ENTIRELY, there!
Different Earths, identical mayhem. -- Professor Arturo
Different Earths, identical meyhem. Arturo
Different Ways To Spell "Bob"
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
Different configurations,different sizes,they're EVERYWHERE. -Geordi
Different drummer?  Heck, I've got my own _band_!
Different eyes see different things
Different hearts beat on different strings
Different may mean the same
Different methods have different results
Different pokes for different blokes.
Different strokes for different folks. - Xavier St. Cloud
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)
Different? Me? Surely Not!
Differential sub-surface movement is at 0.3 percent. - O'Brien
Differentiums - new non-X86 based chip HP and Intel working on.
Differently clued
Difficile est satura non scribere -- It is difficult not to write satire.  --Juvenal
Difficult jobs I do immediately, impossible jobs are sub-contracted.
Difficult?  I wish it had been impossible!
Difficulties are the things that show what men are. - Epictetus
Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success.  - I Ching
Difficulty is not in new ideas, but in escaping old ones
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.
Difficulty lies not in new ideas, but giving up the old ones.
Diffrenet shirt - BOO!!!!
Dig a little harder Joel, I can't feel the pain yet - Tom
Dig a well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb
Dig deeeep ... send beau coup bucks ... get thanked!
Dig for gold, dig for fame, a chance to make your name.  Are you satisfied? --Metallica
Dig me, but don't bury me.
Dig me:  *I* am at Allan Brady's table.--Paul Reiser
Dig the well before you are thirsty. -Chinese Proverb
Dig up something, you got to dig up something else
Dig with sharp trowel.  Write with dull pen.  AAA motto
Diggin Up Bones
Digging for fossils in the freezer.
Digging myself an exponentially increasing hole.
Digging under my nails, between my toes - Dr. Forrester
Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN.
Digital -(a)lytic Administration
Digital -(a)lytic Explorer
Digital -(a)lytic Web browser
Digital -(a)matic Explorer
Digital -(a)matic Research
Digital -(a)matic Standard
Digital Attitude Indicator:  See, Thumb, Finger
Digital Auto Utilities
Digital Computing Standard
Digital Data Gear
Digital Data Standard
Digital Data Utilities
Digital Data Web browser
Digital Dilemma
Digital Forum
Digital Information Application
Digital Information Protocol
Digital Information Research
Digital Lawrence Welk. A One ann-a Zero.
Digital Lawrence Welk: A one and-a zero, and a-one and a-zero
Digital Link Explorer
Digital Link Provider
Digital Mastering Technology
Digital Mastering Web browser
Digital Micro Administration
Digital Micro Device
Digital Micro Editor
Digital Micro Provider
Digital Monitoring Conferencing
Digital Net Application
Digital Net Conferencing
Digital Net Editor
Digital Net Explorer
Digital Pizza, n. -  What you get if you e-mail your order to Dominos
Digital Processing Network
Digital Processing Protocol
Digital Processing Technology
Digital Reality Device
Digital Sex Application
Digital Sex Explorer
Digital Sex Research
Digital Solutions Explorer
Digital Solutions System
Digital Standard Application
Digital Standard Protocol
Digital Stereo: Full off, Full on!
Digital System Conferencing
Digital System Provider
Digital Tech Automated
Digital Tech Conferencing
Digital Tech Gear
Digital Tech Network
Digital Tech Research
Digital Transfer Administration
Digital Transfer Research
Digital Transfer Technology
Digital Watch owners: Your days are numbered.
Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt.
Digital hackers DO IT off and on
Digital hackers do it off and on.
Digital watch owners, your days are numbered!
Digital watches are Neat!!!
Digitally Challenged...a non-computer user.
Digitally recorded data last forever. Or five years, whichever comes first
Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White
Diglyceride - What you scream out when trying to kill a glyceride
Dignify your FH progress: travel RR.  [Reciprocal Research]
Dignity and an empty sack is worth a sack. - 109th Rule
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. * 109th RoA
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. - FRA #109
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. - Quark
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. Rule of acquisition no. 109
Dignity and empty sack is worth the empty sack -- ROA #109
Dignity can't be preserved in alchohol
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. - Aristotle
Dignity in a sack is worth the sack.
Dignity in an empty sack is worth the sack. --Quark
Dignity is like a flag.  It flaps in a storm. -- Roy Mengot
Dignity is one thing that cannot be preserved in alcohol
Dignity under fire
Dignity, hell!  I got 3 bucks on this! -- Col. Potter
Dignity: One thing that can't be preserved in alcohol.
Dignity?  What's THAT???  -My Cat
Digression is education.
Digression is the better part of valor.
Dijon Vu: The feeling that you've seen this mustard before!
Dijon Vu: The feeling you've tasted this mustard before
Dijon vu: Have I had this mustard before?
Dijon vu: the feeling that you've tasted that mustard before!
Dilate (def.) - to live long
Dilate - To live too long
Dilate - live longer
Dilate............ To live long
Dilate....Italian word meaning To live long
Dilate:  To live long.
Dilate:  What happens when you live too long
Dilate: To live long.
Dilate: What happens when you live too long.
Dilator - to delay dying
Dilbert's boss says "We need some eunich programmers."
Dilbert's boss: It's payday. Ha Ha!! Dance for your paycheck!!
Dilbert: I hope Dogbert isn't jealous of my new goldfish.  &lt;&lt;flush&gt;&gt;
Dildo - Variety of sweet pickle
Dilemma: Gould and Ali, each on his own side of the road. Who do you hit?
Dilettanten ole!
Diligence is the mother of good luck
Diligence is the mother of good luck. Benjamin Franklin
Diligence of faith, I would hate
Dilithium crystals = Folgers crystals
Dilithium crystals? I thought you said Folger's crystals!
Dilithium is down 15%, but the Dow Jones is up by 23%
Dilithium? or Folgers? You Make The Call!
Dilution is not the solution to polution
Dim Horton's: Chinese food and doughnuts finally marry.
Dim Sum, n.:  Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life
Dim iz cigarete nosi moje sne, gledam tvoje oci hladne daleke
Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo que careces
Dime is money
Dime:  A dollar after taxes.
Dime:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Dime: A dollar after taxes.
Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Dime: Dollar after taxes.
Dime: a dillar with all the Clinton taxes taken out
Dime: a dollar after taxes.
Dime: a dollar bill with all the taxes taken out.
Dime: a dollar with all taxes taken out
Dime: a dollar with all the socialist taxes taken out
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight
Diminnuendo: a vague insinuation.
Dimmesdale?
Din't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head!
Dindon dined, said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey.
Dine by the romantic light of the flareoffs from the local refineries.
Diner's Dilemma:  A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
Ding (dang) dang (woo!) ding and a ding dong
Ding ding ding!  We have a winner! -- Crow T. Robot
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! - Crow
Ding dong, Next Gen is dead!
Ding dong, the Dick is dead! Which old Dick? The Tricky Dick!
Ding dong, the Lich is dead. Of COURSE it's DEAD!
Ding dong, the Lich is dead. That's UNdead, dear.
Ding dong.  Anvil calling.  ****WHHOMMMPPP****
Ding!  Two minutes, get your act together
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding - Backup In Progress
Ding, Dong, Cuomo's Dead!
Dingbats Rule?  Edith Bunker for President!
Dingley Dell
Dining fly ... &lt;Bzzzzz&gt; ... A place for flies to dine. &lt;*slurp*&gt;
Dining hall food
Dink! - Tom as girl to nun
Dinking causes smoking.
Dinner (n): dead animals and stuff out of the ground
Dinner - Turkey $2.35; Chicken $2.25; Children $1.50! "Janier's Diner"
Dinner Not Ready. (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
Dinner Not Ready: (A)bort (R)etry (F)etch tacos
Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Chil
Dinner Table - The thing that pulls out from under the computer.
Dinner That Mooves You - By V. L. Scallopini
Dinner burned, (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza
Dinner is done when the smoke alarm sounds.
Dinner is over, announced the cannibal houseboy masterfully.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Dinner is served All is forgiven Sleep till noon Keep the change Here's
Dinner isn't white enough, honey
Dinner isn't white enough, honey. -- Mike Nelson
Dinner not Found: (A)bort (B)ackup (C)hinese
Dinner not found- &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;C&gt;all for Pizza!
Dinner not found:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza *
Dinner not prepared:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Hut?
Dinner not ready. (A)bort,(R)etry, (K)ennelration
Dinner not ready. [A]bort, [R]etry, [D]omino's?
Dinner not ready: &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;P&gt;izza Hut?
Dinner to bug. - O'Brien to Kira.
Dinner will be late, the replicators are down!
Dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off !
Dinner will be served as soon as I catch the kangaroo!
Dinner will be served at the sound of the smoke alarm.
Dinner's gonna be late.  Come 'ere boy!  Gramma Addams
Dinner's ready.   The smoke detector went off.
Dinner, n. -  Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground
Dinner. --Delenn. Dinner? --Sheridan. Dinner! --Delenn.
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt.
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
Dinner? - Mike surfaces in hot tub with a speared fish
Dino-netics : The Science of Selling Books - by L. Mother Hubbard
Dino-netics: The Science of Selling Books.
Dinomation makes some pretty big birds!
Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d'un dodu dindon.
Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d'un dodu dindon. (Dindon dined, said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey.)
Dinosaur + Trill = Tyrannosaurus Dax
Dinosaur Faces Grand Jury Probe
Dinosaur Shaft? - Joel on dino movie's disco soundtrack
Dinosaur condoms.
Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca
Dinosaurs DO IT extinctively
Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be too!
Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too!  &lt;BLAM!&gt; &lt;BLAM!&gt;
Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too!  <BLAM!> <BLAM!>
Dinosaurs aren't extinct.  They've just learned to hide in the trees
Dinosaurs became extinct 'cause their mommies didn't make them wash.
Dinosaurs did not use Blue Wave.  Now they're extinct.  Coincidence?
Dinosaurs do it extinctively.
Dinosaurs eat anywhere they want. -Calvin
Dinosaurs eat men.  Women inherit the earth. - Ellie Sattler
Dinosaurs never die, they just do reunion tours.
Dinosaurs were never extinct. Have a look at the government
Dinosaurs were never extinct... look at Congress!
Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones: Please put the time back to 20 century!
Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones:Please put the time back to the 90's!
Dinosaurs:  Mainframes replaced by Minis and Micros.
Dinsdale!
Dinsdale!...Dinsdale!...Spiny Norman
Dinsdale?       Dinsdale?             DINSDALE!
Diogenes is still searching.
Diogenes struck the father when the son swore.
Diogenes was right
Diogenes, put out your lantern! The light is keeping me awake!
Dios tarda pero no olvida.
Dip - Inventor of a famous switch.
Dip Switch Settings:  O)n  O)ff.
Dip it chocolate and I'll eat anything!
Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine.
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the nymphos!
Dip me in honey and throw me to the Lesbians!
Dip your wick
Dip:  Inventor Of A Famous Switch.
Diploma:  Di man who fixes di pipes
Diplomacy - The Vaseline of political intercourse
Diplomacy - Thinking twice before saying nothing.
Diplomacy - saying "nice doggy" while looking for a rock.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way
Diplomacy - the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock
Diplomacy : Saying Nice Doggie until you can find a large rock.
Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk
Diplomacy gets you out of what tact would have prevented.
Diplomacy is a deadly weapon of a civilized warrior
Diplomacy is a delicate weapon of a civilized warrior. -- Hun, A.T.
Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century.  Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon. -- Sir Humphrey Appleby
Diplomacy is fine, but these Heridothians are crazy! - Arisa Nerone
Diplomacy is letting them have it your way.
Diplomacy is saying "Nice Doggy" until you find a stick
Diplomacy is saying "nice dog" til you find a rock
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you reload
Diplomacy is saying &#8220;nice doggy&#8221; until you find your baseball bat
Diplomacy is saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find a rock.
Diplomacy is saying NICE doggie until you find a big enough rock.
Diplomacy is saying nice doggie until you find a Glock!
Diplomacy is saying: "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock
Diplomacy is the ability to let someone else have your way.
Diplomacy is the art of giving others your way
Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way.
Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody have your way.
Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way. -- Daniele Vare
Diplomacy is the art of saying "NICE DOGGIE" until you can get a rock
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" till you find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. --Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" unitl you can find a rock
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" while you look for a rock
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find a rock
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you ca
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock
Diplomacy is the art of saying NICE DOGGIE until you can get a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you find a rock.
Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can f
Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilised warrior. Hun, A.t
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
Diplomacy's the art of letting someone else have your way
Diplomacy, gentlemen, is a job best left to diplomats. Fox
Diplomacy, n. - Saying "nice doggy, nice doggy," until you load the gun
Diplomacy, n. - The noble art of letting someone have your way
Diplomacy--the art of letting someone have your way.
Diplomacy:  First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
Diplomacy:  Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a gun
Diplomacy:  Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Diplomacy:  Saying "go to hell" such that they look forward to the trip.
Diplomacy:  Saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Diplomacy:  The Vaseline of political intercourse.
Diplomacy:  The art of letting other people have your way.
Diplomacy:  The art of letting somebody have your way.
Diplomacy:  The art of shafting someone and having them enjoy it.
Diplomacy:  The patriotic lying for one's country.
Diplomacy:  To do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.
Diplomacy:  the patriotic lying for one's country
Diplomacy: I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it
Diplomacy: Lying in state.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy" til you find a gun
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you are prepared to invade.
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you have a LOCK ON.
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you've acquired the target.
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie"... until you find a rock
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun...
Diplomacy: Saying Nice Doggie until you find a stick
Diplomacy: Saying Nice doggie until you can find.
Diplomacy: Saying Nice doggie until you find a gun.
Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw
Diplomacy: Saying nice doggie until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a gun.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock
Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Diplomacy: Thinking twice before saying nothing.
Diplomacy: art of saying Nice Doggie till you get a rock.
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Diplomacy: lying in state. - Oliver Herford
Diplomacy: saying "Nice doggie!" until you find a rock ...
Diplomacy: saying "Nice-Doggy" until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy: saying nice doggie while lookin' for a rock
Diplomacy: the KY Jelly of political intercourse.
Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse.
Diplomacy: the art of letting someone else have your way.
Diplomacy: the art of saying `Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Diplomacy: the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
Diplomacy: the patriotic lying for one's country.
Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat
Diplomat:  A fellow who has to watch his appease and accuse.
Diplomat:  What *not* to call Knuckles Lomat.
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat
Diplomat: Someone who never insults anyone accidently.
Diplomat: n. One who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forwaed to the trip
Diplomatic immunity. &lt;Rudd&gt; [BLAM] It's just been revoked. &lt;M&gt;
Diplomatic problems can be solved with intense violence.
Diplopia - the rolled up thing you get at graduation
Dipmacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock
Dippage is sacred
Dipping in milk chocolate will make almost anything edible
Dipthong: Something an idiot wears on their feet.
Dire Wolves ARE sweet and innocent!
Dire Wolves are NOT corrupt!
Dire Wolves are NOT furry!
Dire, you're always a source of inspiration and encouragement! - Jal
Direct Access: Windows done right
Direct action pays off, Pinar. Believe me. - Druss the Legend
Direct action produces direct reaction.
Direct all flames to -&gt;NULL
Direct contact with Silly Putty should be limited to approx. 5 mins.
Direct from the Ferengi Benevolent Association.
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
Direct hit! No damage to the Borg ship. --Barnaby
Direct mailers get it in the sack.
Direct to YOU from the backwoods of Northern Virginia!
DirectNet,Not The Worlds Biggest Net,Just The Best.94:94/0 | 94:100/20
Directed by Jim Charleston, Edited by Jim Gross
Directed by Rob Bowman, Edited by Heather MacDougall
Directing power forcibly, the fire of Hell is cast
Directions for PAC-MAN:
Directions:    Clinton Healthcare      Proper Healthcare
Directions:   &lt;&lt;&lt; Clinton Healthcare      Proper Healthcare &gt;&gt;&gt;
Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action! Cut! Cut!"
Director: The one who always faces the music.
Directory - engl. f�r 'Direktion'
Directory of  Z:\
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Dirk Squarejaw - Joel on Hugh O'Brien character
Dirk Squarejaw... -- Joel Robinson
Dirk learns a new appreciation for smut - Crow
Dirk was also, he denied, a clairaudient.
Dirt (n): Instant mud, just add water.
Dirt is a universal constant; why push it around?
Dirt is for RACING! Asphalt for gettin there
Dirt is for racing, asphalt is for getting there
Dirt is not dirt, but only matter in the wrong place. Lord Palmerston
Dirt track drivers do it sideways
Dirt trackers drive it in harder and slide it deeper
Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier
Dirty Boy & Service Master are calling - Tom on Mads
Dirty Boy and Service Master are calling-- Tom Servo
Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap!) - ACDC
Dirty Gump- so, tell me punk, Do you feel like a box of chocolates?
Dirty Harry Is...  - By Amanda B. Reckondwith
Dirty Harry as a trill: "Go ahead Punk! Make OUR day!"
Dirty Harry of Borg:  "Go ahead... resist us."
Dirty Harry of Borg:  "Go ahead...Resist us...Make our day."
Dirty Harry of Borg:  "Go aheadresist us."
Dirty Larry & Crazy Murray - Tom
Dirty Lil'...Now where did that Dragon go?...Elf
Dirty Old Man:  Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Dirty Pair vs. the Borg:  "Fault is irrelevant."
Dirty Underwear ... My dirty secret
Dirty Underwear Tagline
Dirty deads and they're done dirt cheap. - AC\DC
Dirty deeds - DONE DIRT CHEAP!
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. NWGaNet
Dirty deeds done dirt-cheap.
Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies. -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer
Dirty look: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
Dirty mind or clean body: take your pick
Dirty nappies!? - Thank the Prophets for Matter Reclamation units!
Dirty old man...Sexually-focused chronologically gifted male
Dirty old man? The Ropers get more action - Crow
Dirty old modules love to get overlaid!
Dirty old women need love too!
Dirty pool, old man.  I like it.  Gomez Addams
Dirty tags and they're done dirt cheap.
Dirty, mean and nasty...but SEXY!
Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own.  Right On!
Dis Tag Stole From Da Godfather's own Stash.
Dis combat is to da det. T'Pau
Dis here is GROSS! Dat means youse gotta come up wit' another 143!
Dis is KAOS!  Ve don't "vroom, vroom" here!
Dis is veddy, veddy intedesting
Dis ist da Fulcan heart, dis ist da Fulcan soul. T'Pau
Dis message wuz posted automatically wid PostMasta'
Dis recipe wuz stole frum de souf of Dixeee.
Dis side up
Dis tagline be umop apisdn
Dis tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reada'!
Dis tagline wuz stole frum de souf of Dixeee.
Dis wort brocessor haz now buggs en id
Disabled Access...modem unplugged.
Disabled still means able.
Disagree?  See Guido and Nunzio in complaints.
Disagree?  See Guido in complaints.
Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible.
Disappear! And manifest thou elsehwere!
Disappear? Sure!  Watch... I'll make myself
Disappearing Tagline! (Just hit "Enter". Try it now!)
Disappearing recipe! (Just hit Enter. Try it now!)
Disappointed that Abba weren't on the soundtrack -Mike
Disappointed: Read stupid message and found no tagline
Disarm a democrat - Repeal a tax!
Disarm rapists.
Disarm today - dat arm tomorrow!
Disarm?  Sorry, I'm an American.
Disarmed and ill-informed?  Your government likes you that way
Disarray: How a Japanese waiter says "follow me."
Disassembler - An unattended five year old child
Disassembler: An unsupervised two year old child.
Disastastack - Any precariously balance pyramid of goods
Disaster Area!!! Featuring Hotblack Desiato!
Disaster is a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff with empty seats.
Disaster is the only thing I can depend on
Disaster often rests close to success
Disatisfied with BBS performance?  Hit &lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; t
Disband the FBI! Abolish the ATF and th . % % ^ &@*+NO CARRIER
Disband the FBI! Abolish the ATF and th++�iae�NO CARRIER
Disband the FBI! Abolish the Clipper Ch#;-}&gt;@NO CARRIER
Disbarium: The best way to get rid of a lawyer.
Disbelief should be suspended - not hung by the neck until d
Disbelief? You'll have to hang it by the neck until dead!
Disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
Disc Jockey: Ray Rock * Mike: Used to be Ray M.O.R.
Disc Jockies do it with frequency!
Disc claimer:  "Hey, that's MY floppy!"
Disc jockeys DO IT with their mouths
Disc space  The final frontier.
Disc write error, please drop dead.
Disc-Jockey auf Arabisch : Mach ma' lallah
Discard all facts that do not conform to theory
Discernment - One of Gods's greatest gifts
Disciplinarian: A father who has the courage of his restrictions.
Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics.  &lt;Sun Tzu&gt;
Discipline is organization, chain of command and logistics.
Discipline through Voltage!
Discipline your little no-necked monsters -Dr. F on Bots
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Disclaimer? I don't even KNOW HER!
Disclammer:  Clams, begone!
Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW
Disco forever!  Ha!  Just kidding!
Disco is making a comeback
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Scetch is to art.
Disco is to music what traffic court is to justice.
Disco music
Disco's back & hotter than ever - Mike in monotone
Disco's back and hotter than ever
Disco's back and hotter than ever. -- Mike Nelson
Disco?  I'd rather be dead! -- Sam Beckett
Disconcertingly."Let me out of this embassy," said Tom disconsolately
Disconnect Reason is Loss of Carrier
Disconnect mains cable to continue
Disconnect the power transfer beam. - Picard
Discontent is something that follows ambition like a shadow.
Discord makes the sweetest airs. -- Butler
Discord:  Not to be confused with Datcord.
Discordian Programming: Emperor Norton Utilities
Discordian, n. - One who takes religion too Siriusly
Discordian: S#!t happens because God is a crazy woman
Discordianism             Sh*t happens because god is a crazy woman
Discordianism - Sh** happens because god is a crazy woman
Discount Christians: We save any soul for $29.95!
Discount Evangelists: We save any soul for $29.95!
Discount Postage Stamps, Call 1-900-IM-ROSTY
Discount Taglines, coming up on the Home Shopping at Compuserve.
Discourage inbreeding, ban country music!
Discover New Horizons... along your road to success
Discover all unpredictable errors before the  occur
Discover off-line readers.
Discover proper respect for authority!  Twit your Sysop.
Discover the elusive mysterious secrets of Mystic Towers!
Discover what you do well and make it a life's work
Discoveries are mabe by not following instructions.
Discoveries are made by not following procedures!
Discoveries are often made by not following instructions.
Discovering incredible smells
Discovering the bondage properties of cling wrap
Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgi
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Bacon
Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.&lt;Bacon&gt;
Discretion is advised but will be tottaly ignored!  -Degeneration X
Discretion is the better part of survival.
Discretion is the polite word for hypocrisy. - Christine Keeler
Discretion weaves a tangled web.
Discriminating Cats use "Cat-Marts" it's a "Cats-Meow!"
Discriminating Cats use "Cat-Marts"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Discrimination FOR women begets discrimination AGAINST women.
Discrimination begets discrimination begets discrimination.
Discrimination:  Synonym for Affirmative Action.
Discussing hidden Rebel bases
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence.
Discussion of living happily without sex forever
Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes. -- Hero
Disease can be cured, fate is incurable
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. -- Chinese proverb
Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature.
Disembowel him! No, I don't like that 'bowel' in there.. - SS Bob
Disembowelling takes some guts
Disengage this computer now. - Kirk to Daystrom
Disengaged... We turn the page
Disengaging soapbox mode.  You may now resume normal operations.
Disgruntled farmer rhubarb - Tom
Disgruntled? Got a gun? The Post Office wants you!
Disgrutled Magician kills co-pathworkers.  Film at 11
Disguise our bondage as we will, 'Tis woman, woman, rules us still
Disguise your voice Shut up, Beavis...
Disgusting!
Disgusting!... - Frank. I certainly hope so. - Hawkeye.
Dish. Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food
Disheartened by the breakup of the family?? You haven't met *my* family.
Dishnostic - Thoroughly cleaning each dish before using d
Dishonest Person - One who farts & blames the dog!
Dishonest Person...One who farts and blames the dog.
Dishonest people believe in words rather than reality.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented
Dishonesty is the second-best policy. - G. Carlin
Dishonesty, cowardice and duplicity are never impulsive. George Knight
Dishonesty, cowardice, and duplicity are never impulsive.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. - Euripides (480-406BC)
Dishwashers DO IT in hot water
Dishwashers do it in hot water.
Disillusionment is what little heroes are made of.  Gene Kelly
Disimformation is not as good as datinformation
Disinformation is not the same as datinformation
Disintergration - is not for you. Your fate will be different
Disjointed:  Hard to follow; just generally screwed.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline
Disk Crash:  (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill innocent bystandards
Disk Crash: Abort, Retry, Kill innocent bystanders?
Disk Crashed...?  Keep smiling...  :-&lt;
Disk Doctor reports:  Chaotic Evil found in drive C:
Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee.
Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Disk Error.. (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Disk Failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk
Disk Failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working
Disk Failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing!
Disk Failure: (C)old boot  (W)arm boot  (S)teel-toed boo+
Disk Failure: (C)old boot; (W)arm boot; (S)teel-capped boot
Disk Full - Activate format virus (y/n) ?
Disk Full - Press &lt;F1&gt; to belch
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch
Disk Full Error.  Enter 'DELETE *.*' to recover.
Disk Full!! (D)elete to make room, (C)ompress file, (A)bandon.
Disk Full: Delete Windows?  (Y)es  (H)ell yes
Disk Jockeys do it in record numbers,
Disk Jockies do it with frequency.
Disk Mangler strikes again!
Disk Space ... the final frontier
Disk compression software owners SHOULD NOT be claustrophobics!
Disk compression. What can possibly go worng
Disk crashes!  I hate when that happens
Disk crisis, please clean up!
Disk crunch - please clean up
Disk drive turned to pudding ---- Command aborted
Disk error in THIER favor.  Pay $200.
Disk error: &lt;P&gt;out, &lt;W&gt;hine, &lt;S&gt;mash something
Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk?
Disk error: POLITICIAN.COM is corrupted... check for missing files? (Y/N)
Disk failure! (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot?
Disk full error. Enter DELETE *.* to recover.
Disk full!  Can't eat another byte!
Disk in Drive A: is Ritz. Delete kids? (Y/N)
Disk in drive A: not ready, Formatting Drive C: instead
Disk in drive df0: is PopTart.  Delete kids? (Y/N)
Disk quota?  DISK QUOTA?!  I'm the sysadmin here, son!
Disk stampers are the mechanical version of DoubleSpace
Disk write error, please drop dead.
Disk write failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate, (C)ry?
Disk(ette) Error: (A)bort (R)etry (B)ash with hammer.
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
Diskette:  Female companion for a disk.
Diskettes cannot be backed up by running them through the Xerox machine
Disks travel in packs.
Dislexia can de cureb.
Dislexia means never having to say your rossy
Dislexia rules! KO?
Dislexic Christian sell soul to Santa - News at 11:00
Dislexic hothead cut off his spite to face his nose!
Dislexic serial killers who wanna adopt: on the next Beavis.
Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!
Disliking the truth does not make it any less true
Disliking the truth does not make it any less true. - Jack Butler
DismalLand: The Tragic Kingdom
Dismantle the bridge shortly after crossing it. - Chinese Proverb
Dismantled - The New York Yankees after 1968
Dismembered (v):  see John Bobbitt.
Dismembered (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John."
Dismiss the old horse in good time, lest he fail in the lists and the spectators laugh. - Horace
Dismissed!  That's a Starfleet expression for "Get Out"!
Dismissed!...*More* than dismissed! -- Col. Potter to Klinger
Dismissed, Commander. Sheridan
Dismissed.  I got no more use for you.
Dismissed.  That's a Starfleet espression for...get out. - Janeway
Dismissed... That's a Starfleet expression for GET OUT!  - Janeway
Dismount that animal immediately! -- Col. Potter
Dismount! - Crow after couple kiss passionately
Disney (or liberals's) Law: Wish and it will come true!
Disney Channel, Aladdin, December 1993
Disney Land:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
Disney Land:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
Disney World - a people trap operated by a mouse.
Disney dictionary: evil: somebody who disagrees with Disney
Disney girls and fantasy world
Disney has some good animation but I'd rather rub Minmei than Aladdin.
Disney land:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
Disney on Ice??  So they've finally admitted it!
Disney pass holder Rule #1:  Rub everyone else's nose in it.--Daurbeck
Disney teki tikusta asiaa
Disney uusi animaatio on kutkuttavan hauska: T{istory vet{{ v{ke{
Disney virus...Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Disney's Law - Children under 12 must be accompanied by money
Disney's Law: Kids over 4 must be accompanied by money.
DisneyLand:  People trap operated by a Mouse
Disneyland -- A people trap operated by a mouse!
Disneyland: A People Trap Built By A Mouse
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a giant mouse
Disneyland: A people trap run by a mouse. - Sheldon Rose
Disneyworld:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it
Dispair is the most dangerous fear of all. - Rayden
Dispatch a subspace message:  "We have engaged the Borg."
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back Gordon's body. -- Kala
Dispatchers do it with frequency.
Dispatchers like to tell people where to go.
Dispensing useless advice on TV: today on Oprah.
Disperse ye rebels!  Lay down your arms and disperse
Display YOUR Tagline collection, today!
Displomacy is the art of letting somebody have your way.
Disposable hunchbacks? -- Tom Servo
Disposables: Hitler called them Jews, Liberals call `em a fetus.
Disposal:  If you see me running, CATCH UP!
Dispose of that. --Q
Disposition: Physical attitude opposed to dat position.
Disprove YOURSELF. I'll still BE here.
Disproving evolution does not prove creation.
Disraeli's Law #2: In politics, nothing is contemptible.
Disregard anything I said about last night.
Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept
Disregard this Tagline.
Disregard this recipe.
Disruptions are nice
Dissa way, data way
Dissappear 1/2: Component is a pair of running sneakers
Dissatisfaction with possession and achievement is one of the requisites to further achievement - John Hope
Dissent, n: Democracy in action; an act hated by liberals
Dissss-Mount! - Tom on girl wrestlers
Distance cannons sound like thunder.  The drought may soon be over
Distance doesn't make you any smaller, but it does make you part of a larger picture
Distance is a great promoter of adoration
Distance is a long range filter- Rush
Distance is irrelevant : Pythagoras of Borg.
Distance lends enchantment to the view
Distance lends enchantment to the view. - T. Campbell
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, right!
Distance: 20,000 kilometers off the port bow. Tuvok
Distance: The only thing the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep
Distant water won't help to put out a fire close at hand. - Chinese Proverb
Distant water won't quench your immediate thirst. - Chinese Proverb
Distict sound of a AK47 home protection small firearm bolt sliding back
Distinctive, adj.: A different color or shape than our competitors.
Distress, n.:  A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend
Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend
Distress: opposite of dat dress.
Distressed damsels don't dig dragons!
Distribution of this message via the Microsoft Network is prohibited
Distributor Cap:  Something a Mailman wears
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. (Henry David Thoreau)
Distrust any enterprise which requires new clothes. -- Thoreau
Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional
Distrust your first impressions, they are invariably too favorable
Disturbingly yours, John Ashton
Dit is een speciale Tag Line voor Joop Blokker !!!
Dit niet verder vertelen hoor
Ditat Deus. (God enriches.)
Ditch diggers DO IT in the dirt.
Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole.
Ditch the coffin.  We have what we need. -- Joel Robinson
DitchDaDate: drool
DitchDaDate: howl & whistle at women's legs (esp. if U R female)
DitchDaDate: recite graphic limericks to neighbour table
DitchDaDate: stare at her neck, grind teeth maniacally
DitchDaDate:Hum. Loudly. In monotone
DitchDaDate:don't use any verbs during the entire meal
DitchDaDate:eat more off their plate than they do
DitchDaDate:howl&whistle@women's legs(esp.if YOU'RE female)
DitchDaDate:keep asking how much money they have on hand
DitchDaDate:lick your plate.Offer 2 lick theirs
DitchDaDate:recite dating history.Improvise...Include pets
DitchDaDate:recite graphic limericks 2 neighbour table
DitchDaDate:repeat every 3rd 3rd word you say say
DitchDaDate:stare@her neck;grind teeth maniacally
Ditka vs. Beer: Ditka drinks the beer, they both score, tie game.
Ditto means never having to think for yourself
Ditto-heads DO IT conservatively
Ditto-heads do it conservatively.
Ditto: Official Flame strike target of the Tagline echo.
DittoHead ... the result of a low fact diet
Dittohead Alert!!!
Dittohead Alert!!!
Dittohead on board.
Dittohead, n. ;  See :  Limbaugh, Rush
Dittohead, n: The opposite of mind-numbed robot
Dittohead:  "head"
Dittoheads are right!
Dittoheads drool!
Dittoheads for a Kinder, Gentler World!
Dittoheads rule!
Dittoheads should be more careful who they worship
Dittoheads: Please practice birth control.
Dittoheads?  Think for themselves?  Hah hah hah hah!
Dittos - Rush is Right - GOP
Ditzy Girl: I don't know* Tom: Anything
Dive safe tonight -- go down on a diver!
Dive-bombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded
Divers DO IT better under pressure!
Divers DO IT deeper.
Divers DO IT in rubber suits
Divers DO IT in three positions.
Divers DO IT with a buddy.
Divers always do it with buddies. (buddy system)
Divers always use rubbers.
Divers bring flashlights to see better down there.
Divers can stay down there for a long time.
Divers do it deeper -- Always
Divers do it deeper.
Divers do it deeply.
Divers do it for a score.
Divers do it in an hour.
Divers do it under pressure.
Divers do it underwater.
Divers do it with a twist
Divers do it with masks on.
Divers explore crevices.
Divers go deep.
Divers go down all the time.
Divers go down for hidden treasures.
Divers have a license to do it.
Divers like groping in the dark.
Divers like to take pictures down there.
Divers train to do it.
Diversify Celebration!
Diversionary device my ass!
Diversions Entertainment - Parental discretion is advised
Diversions Entertainment - Software for Real Players!
Diversity is God's way of amusing herself.
Diversity is a part of the natuaral order of things.
Diversity is the Goddess's way of amusing herself
Diversity is the mother of continued employment.
Diversity of opinion is the essance of freedom. - Devlin
Diversity: Just another disguise for Discrimination.
Divert all power to the tagline
Divide Overflow is the Black Hole of computing.
Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math!
Divide and Conquer, that's this one's motto.
Divide by zero error-radar service terminated.
Divide et klimpera !
Divide, and then conquer" - Lenin
Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator"
Divine Right:  n  (see definition for "Sysop")
Divine resources are never exhausted.
Diving into the message, I heard Scot talk about Ace Ventura Tags?
Diving through a big blue wave!
Division Considered Harmful
Division by zero. �
Division is like a box of chocolates - Pentium Gump.
Divorce (n) - The past tense of marriage.
Divorce - Transition from a duet to a duel.
Divorce Barbie: Comes with ALL of Ken's clothes.
Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.
Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Dude
Divorce ain't all that great, but it sure beats suicide
Divorce is Nature's way of redistributing the wealth!
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. -- Cary Grant
Divorce is defeat... It's an adult failure. - Lucille Ball
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Divorce is not the beginning of the end. Tis the end of the beginning.
Divorce isn't the answer. Shoot the b*tch.
Divorce isn't the answer. Shoot the bastard!
Divorce isn't the answer. Turn him into a Bobbitt!
Divorce, n. The past tense of marriage.
Divorce:  When compatibility turns into combatibility.
Divorce: System ("deltree /y \wife");
Divorce: System("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" );
Divorce: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Divorce: When a lovers' spat becomes permanent.
Divorce: When compatibility turns into combatibility.
Divorced Arkansan couples remain brother and sister
Divorced Barbie doll -- she comes with all of Ken's accessories.
Divorced Barbie. She comes with all of Ken's stuff!
Divorced Barbie: Comes with ALL of Ken's clothes.
Divorcee:  a woman who gets richer by decrees.
Divorcees keep tabs on each other. Hatred is a very strong tie.
Divorcees:  The joy of Ex
Divorces $85. Satifaction guaranteed or your partner back
Divorces are made in heaven.
Divorc�e: a woman who gets richer by decrees
Dixi et animam levavi. Denis.
Dixie, wrecked today
DixieDOS: File Not Found - Steal it from Coworker? (Yes/Hell Yes)
Dizzy Gillespy-esque - Tom on wind demon
Dizzy Gillespyesque-- Tom Servo
Dizzy in the head, and I'm feeling bad. The things you say got me mad.
Dizzy squash little blue thing!  Dizzy do good!
Dj 42: Haven't I seen this tagline explanation before?
Dj Blue: the feeling we're going to see Blue Poupon tags.
Dj Boo! (Son of Casper?)
Dj Boo: Scared to death in a past life.
Dj Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
Dj BooBoo: An odd feeling you've stolen "that picnic basket" before.
Dj BooBoo: The feeling you've stolen this picnic basket before.
Dj Booboo: The feeling you've screwed this up before.
Dj Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
Dj Brew: An odd &lt;burp!&gt; feeling that you've had "that Lager" before.
Dj Brew: the feeling that you've had this beer before.
Dj Chew: I've tasted this before.
Dj Choo Choo: (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?)
Dj ChooChoo: An odd feeling you've read "that children's book" before.
Dj Clue: An odd feeling you've seen that Perry Mason Mystery before.
Dj Clue: the feeling you've solved this mystery before.
Dj Coo: happens only after washing your car
Dj Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before.
Dj Dude: That feeling you've served those "bodacious pizzas" before.
Dj Dude: That odd feeling you've surfed that particular wave before.
Dj Dude: The feeling that your parents shipped you "out west" again.
Dj Dude: The feeling you've been surfing before.
Dj Dude: The feeling you've been to California before.
Dj Due: The feeling you've paid that library fine before.
Dj Fem, the 50 feminist gag tags you get back if you insult one.
Dj Flu: A feeling you are sick and tired about being sick and tired.
Dj Flu: Being sick and tired of being sick and tired..
Dj Foo: The feeling that there's been a programmer there before.
Dj Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
Dj Fu: The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before.
Dj GUI: Feeling you've been waiting for Windoze..and waiting...and
Dj Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before.
Dj Gnu: The feeling you have been to this zoo before.
Dj Gnu: The feeling you've seen this wildebeest before.
Dj Grue: Lost the darn lantern again.
Dj Men: the need to act like a caveman, over and over
Dj Moo. What's your beef?  I've heard it before.
Dj Moo: An odd feeling of knowing you've heard "that bull.." before.
Dj Moo: I've heard this bull before.
Dj Moo: burping the baby
Dj Moo: the feeling that there's been a cow there before.
Dj New: a used clothing store
Dj Nientendu: the feeling that you've played this game before.
Dj Nue: The feeling that this is the first time you've been there.
Dj Ooooo- You know you stept into this before.
Dj Ooooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
Dj Phew! It still stinks the second time around!
Dj Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
Dj Poo: I've seen this sh!t before.
Dj Poo: Why new fathers know when to leave.
Dj Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.
Dj Q: the feeling that this ST:TNG episode is a repeat.
Dj Rue: The feeling that you're sorry you're there.
Dj Screw: The feeling that you've hired an attorney.
Dj Screw: income tax audit
Dj Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics.
Dj Stew: leftovers
Dj Suite -Feeling you've been sued for this before.
Dj Tue: The feeling that this is the second time you've been there.
Dj View: I've seen this before.
Dj Voodoo, One of these days I'll pin it down
Dj Vow: the feeling you've been married before
Dj Vu tagline, Dj vu tagline, Dj vu tagline
Dj Vu, all over again.
Dj Who, When you nearly remember your name.
Dj Who: The feeling that someone has been there before.
Dj Zoo: the feeling you've been on X(A/N)TH before
Dj Zoo: the feeling you've seen Furnet before
Dj moo: knowing you've heard that bull before.
Dj phew! -- ("Momma, that skunk's back again!"??)
Dj sue:  What I'll do if this doesn't stop!
DjFU: The feeling that things have been this FU'ed before.
Django does no bargain
Djavo je deka !
Djdieu: the feeling you've left before
Djes' to prit'sno?!?
Djole je moj drug , jel` tako Djole? ..Djole?
Dn wth vwls !
Dn' d i; Bd sW me;  c' v t; Th sh a lS!
Dnaw red na nielgeips nielgeips
Dnim ot semoc llihnroc
Do  what you will with this tagline,  just  don't  @S me about it!
Do  you  dig  my  ditch ?!  - The Tick
Do  you  dig  my  ditch ?!  DO.. YOU.. DIG.. ? - The Tick
Do "GAY 90's" have anything to do with Clinton's Army?
Do 'ya come from a land Down Under? - Men At Work
Do 'ya speak-ka my language? - Men At Work
Do *NOT* look into laser with remaining eyeball.
Do *WHAT* to *WHO* with a fork??!!??
Do *not* go into a new echo and ask "What do ya all do here?"
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do *you* know what Otto Titzlinger invented?          BRA
Do 4X4's call themselves hams?
Do A Technicolor Yawn
Do AZ I do
Do Agnostic Dyslexics wonder if there is a Dog?
Do Alabama babies have a southern drool?
Do Alpha Bits constitute Cereal communication?
Do Americans have orgazams?
Do Amoebas carry cellular phones?
Do Andorians get better TV Reception?
Do Androids Dream Of Electronic Sheep?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?  Ask Data.
Do Androids Pet Electric Cats?
Do As I Do, Not As I Say - By M. U. Late
Do Bajoran chickens lay orb-shaped eggs?
Do Be Wah.                              Peter Frampton
Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep?  ah, irrelevant
Do Britain's drug laws need a shot in the arm? - Radio 4
Do Canadians have popsicles for dicks?
Do Catholic policemen attend Mass in Pig Latin?
Do Centuari have bad-hair days?
Do Chernobyl scientists have melt-the-core-gasms?
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do Civil Engineers make more money than Rude ones?
Do Clinton's new sailors have a guy in every port?
Do Da, ARCidy Day
Do Da, ARCidy Day . . .
Do DeLaureans come with snow tires?
Do Dire Wolves make good bed warmers?
Do Discordian clowns throw Chao-Pies?
Do Dove bars contain real doves?
Do Dyslexic Agnostics Ponder the Existance of Dog?
Do Eskimos like frozen pees?
Do Files get embarassed when they are unzipped?
Do Galaxy class starships come with anti lock brakes?
Do Galaxy class starships come with back-up beepers?
Do Garbage Bins Signify Beckett's End Game Or Sesame Street ?
Do Gay termites eat wood peckers?
Do Girl Scouts taste like cookies?
Do Good's deeds live on?  No, Evil's deeds do, O God!
Do Guinan's hat's have warp capability?
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus ??
Do Hafnium plus Holmium make one point five?
Do Hindu dentists help you transcend dental medication?
Do I *amuse* you?  Am I a *clown* to you? --Rudoloph
Do I *want* to know what 'AJ juice' is?"--Charlotte
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?  Hell, man - I've SEEN one!
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible? Heck, I've actually SEEN one!
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible? Hey, man, I've SEEN one!!
Do I LOOK like I know what I'am doing?
Do I LOOK like a freakin' people person?
Do I REALLY have to explain this one?
Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea.
Do I believe in the Bible?  Heck, I've actually SEEN one!
Do I believe in the Bible?  Hell yes!!!  I've SEEN one!
Do I believe in the Bible?  Well, I've seen one
Do I believe in the Bible? Hell man, I've SEEN one!
Do I believe in the Bible? It is my guide book.
Do I believe in the Bible? Shoot, man, I've SEEN one!
Do I believe in the Bible? Sure, I've even SEEN one!!!
Do I believe in the Bible? Yes I've seen one.
Do I consider this to be Official Flirting now, @F?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes). - Walt Whitman
Do I dare disturb the universe ? Do I dare to eat a peach ?
Do I dare disturb the universe?
Do I detect a not of panic in your voice? --Quark
Do I detect a note of panic in your messages?
Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?  Quark
Do I detect a whole new interface metaphor?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Do I even WANT ancestors?  Some I found I wish I could lose.
Do I h..e this t|+#g configPoed righ==T==oOo+EeeSK
Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg?
Do I have &lt;blank&gt;? No, I have far mightier enchantments.- Denarius
Do I have a head shaped like an amusing ice cube? - Kryten
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Do I have any gray poop on WHAT?
Do I have any guns?  Of course I do, I'm an American
Do I have pets?  Do Playboy Bunnies count?
Do I have potted plants? Not since I've been sober.
Do I have the basics down right?
Do I have this configured righ NO CARRIER
Do I have this thing configured righ+=fmNO CONNECT
Do I have this thing configured righ==8=='O'+EeeEK
Do I have this thing configured righ�� �������K
Do I have to do EVERYTHING in this echo?  Here's your weed names.
Do I have to eat a peach?
Do I have to have a tagline?
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?  � Beatles
Do I have to pee whenever I see a "WET FLOOR" sign?
Do I have to pee whenever I see a sign saying "WET FLOOR"?
Do I have to pee whenever I see the sign, "WET FLOOR?"
Do I have to raise me voice!
Do I have to read everything to him? Geesh.
Do I have to remind you that you have the right to remain silent?
Do I have to say the words?
Do I have to spell it out for you? --Londo
Do I have to spell it out for you?! --Londo. Oh! --Sheridan and Ivanova.
Do I have to stop and pee every time I see the sign: " WET FLOOR " ?
Do I have to teach you the penalty for removing the spell? - Naval P
Do I have to tell the story of a thousand rainy days?
Do I have your attention Mr. Jones? -- The Crow
Do I hear an echo? was Tom's resounding question
Do I hear the rattle of chains?
Do I hit "F" and "8" at the same time?
Do I hit [Enter] now?
Do I ice her?  Do I marry her?  Which wunna deez?
Do I know how to copy disks?    Where's the Xerox machine?
Do I know how to copy disks? Sure! Where's your Xerox machine?
Do I know what I'm saying?  Whatever it is I don't mean it. � Hawkeye
Do I know you, Mister...? --Guinan. Yes. --Data
Do I know you?  Q  O'Brien, from the Enterprise.  O'Brien
Do I like my coffee black?  Are there other colours?
Do I like sNOw, sNOw, sNOw? Well... do I?
Do I look like I care what God thinks? -- Pinhead
Do I look like I would use taglines?
Do I look like I'd use Taglines?
Do I look like I'd use recipes?
Do I look like I'm joking? - The Joker
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
Do I look like a nuclear genius? &lt;hunter&gt;
Do I look like someone who cares about what God thinks? - Pinhead
Do I look like your secretary? - Sonja Blade
Do I look like your therapist?
Do I look stupid? Of course you can marry my daughter
Do I make a fluffy light omelet or what? --Beakman.
Do I mind if you smoke?  No.  Do you mind if I FART?
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records?
Do I need a boat shuttle to weave my way through the Internet?
Do I need a color monitor for my three-button mouse?
Do I need a modem for each phone line?
Do I need a permit to carry a concealed broadsword?
Do I need an EPA permit for my solar BBQ?
Do I need to be awake for this one?
Do I need to raise my hand before a question?
Do I pay for two lawyers?
Do I pee when the sign says "WET FLOOR"?
Do I plan to run? Like blazes, the first chance I get!
Do I please you?  Do you find me pleasing? -Crow T. Robot
Do I please you? Do you find me pleasing? - Crow
Do I ramble on I dont think I ramble on do I ramble on I dont think
Do I really have to know what I'm talking about to post here?
Do I really need to say it?..... {Grabbing tagline and stuffing in bag}
Do I see a vacuum there or am I going blind
Do I see a vacuum there or am I going blind  HENDRIX 
Do I see a vacuum there or am I going blind  Hendrix
Do I seem a bit deaf?  Too many high-pitched sonic showers I guess
Do I seem sane from where I stand - Course of Empire
Do I smell barbeque? - Don Schanke
Do I smell sewer gas or did you switch perfumes?
Do I smoke after sex?  Don't know, I never looked.
Do I smoke after sex?  I never looked.
Do I smoke after sex? Sure...so do the neighbors!
Do I straddle the fence on issues? Well, yes and no
Do I stress you out? My sweater's on backwards & inside out. - Alanis!
Do I strike you as a violent person?
Do I swing it back and forth?  Or just let it drag? - Charlene
Do I understand what I'm trying to say here?
Do I use XXXMODEM to download the real sexy stuff?
Do I wake up bitchy in the morning?  Naw, I just let her sleep...
Do I-a talk-a like-a dis-a?!--Arturo
Do I.......ANNOY you? - Bashir
Do Infants have as much fun in Infancy as Adults in Adultry?
Do Infants have as musch fun in infancy as adults have in adultery
Do It !
Do It Now! - By P. D. Cue
Do It Yourself - By Tyrone Shoelaces
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces.
Do Jake's classmates call him The Sisko Kid?
Do Jap crotch rockets burn Minute Rice?
Do Jewish dyslexics write from left to right?
Do Jews in Australia celebrate Passunder?
Do Junior Sample and Grandpa Jones have Hee-Hawgasms?
Do Klingons fear death as much as Humans? Gregory Quinn
Do Klingons have Worfgasms?
Do Koala farts smell like eucalyptus?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do Lumberjacks have sawgasms?
Do MILs drink goat milk?  They're always butting in.
Do Mail ducks go Qwk Qwk Qwk
Do McDonald's counter clerks have pimples?
Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
Do Miami a favor.  When you leave, take someone with you
Do Moderators post Off Topic in other areas
Do Moderators post off-topic in someone *else's* echo?
Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
Do Motherships breast-feed their baby UFOs?
Do My Dirty Work, Scapegoat!
Do NOT add my address to any mailing list without my permission
Do NOT go in there.. Whooo!  - Ace Ventura
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye
Do NOT look upon the first lady. - Rule #3 set by Hillary for staffers
Do NOT point the weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy. Coop
Do NOT push that red button over there
Do NOT put quarters in the floppy drive!
Do NOT quote Origin lines, please!
Do NOT repeat Do NOT try this stunt on your PC!
Do NOT start with me.  You will NOT win
Do NOT trust ANY Government that insists on disarming its Citizens.
Do NOT try this stunt on your PC!
Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, read this tagline!
Do Norse gods have Thorgasms?
Do Not Adjust Your Mind - The fault is with reality.
Do Not Adjust Your Set - Normal service will be resumed shortly.
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do Not Bend - Floppy Diskette Enclosed
Do Not Calle Up What Thee Cannot Put Downe - Don Rickles
Do Not Disturb -- Already Disturbed!
Do Not Disturb me!  I'm disturbed enough already.
Do Not Eat! - It's A Monitor
Do Not Fear Going Forward Slowly; Fear Only to Stand Still !!
Do Not Feed Dog Food To Your Sister
Do Not Overtake Overturning Vehicle
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars
Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law)
Do Not Suffer Thy People to Tend Thy Sickness.
Do Not try this yourself - it could get ugly
Do Not, I Repeat, Do _NOT_, Put A Fuse In Silly Putty.
Do Nudists magazines print annual swimsuit issues?
Do Only Cool Cats Sit In The Sun?
Do PAL taglines take up two scanlines?  -- S.C
Do Pasta and Antipasto cancel each other out?
Do Programmers eat ASCII crackers?
Do Quarter Horses have only 1 leg????
Do Quarter Horses have only a single leg?
Do ROFLs have ridges?
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.                Musical scale
Do Rednecks have a rash?
Do Rock & Roll sheep listen to Ewe2?
Do SCAdian rednecks have crossbow racks in their pickups?
Do Salvador Dali modems only work on a surreal ports?
Do Scottish wiccans do it � "sky plaid?"
Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs?
Do Swedish car salesmen tell Saab stories?
Do Swedish tennis players have bjornborgasms?
Do THESE explain anything? - Crow on Mamie's bust
Do TV Evangelists do more than Lay people?
Do TV Fundies do more than Lay people?
Do Tagline Haiku!/Just seventeen syllables/In a single line
Do Televangelists do more than lay people?
Do That To Me One More Time!
Do Tipper and Al have time for Gore-gasms?
Do Tolkein's monsters have orcasms?
Do Type 15 shuttlepods always go off half-cochraned???
Do Unitarians commit drive-by philosophies?
Do Vulcans find taglines to be illogical?
Do What I Mean!
Do What I can, death to the message of the Ku Klux Klan. -RHCP
Do What Thou Wilt shall be pretty much most of the Law.
Do What You Must, And Try To Enjoy The Rest
Do Windows users get pestered by Double Glazing Salesman ?
Do Wizards use spell checkers ?
Do YOU believe in magic?
Do YOU have redeeming social value?
Do YOU know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do YOU know what rhymes with "orange"?
Do YOU put beans in your nose? - Crow
Do YOU trust a government that won't obey it's OWN laws?
Do YOU wash in your spit?
Do You Fear What I Fear?
Do You Have Anything To Say, Before I Kill You! - Big Butt.
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?
Do You Know What I Know?
Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is?
Do You Need What I Need?
Do You Take What I Take?
Do You Trust What I Trust?
Do You Wanna Touch Me?
Do You Want To Lose Weight & Feel Great in 2003? Eat your Spam eMail ,,,
Do You Want To Pick My Nose Now Poopie!, Ok Eplodie. - Poopie.
Do You Want To Pick My Nose Now Poopie!, Ok Eplodie. - Poopie.
Do Yugo's have manual Air Bags?
Do Zen Druids practice transcendental vegetation?
Do Zen congressmen pass transcendental legislation?
Do a Good Turn Daily - Scout Slogan
Do a cartwheel
Do a drinking friend a favor, take the keys!
Do a friend a good turn...leave him alone.
Do a good deed  Flame a Moderator!!!
Do a good deed --- send a tagline to a friend.
Do a good deed ... Blow up a smurf!!!
Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!!
Do a good deed Blow up a smurf!!!
Do a good deed Flame a Moderator!!!
Do a good deed. Blow up a smurf!!!
Do a good deed...flame a moderator!
Do a good job and all they want is MORE, MORE, MORE!
Do a little more than you think you can.
Do acupuncturists practice holistic medicine?
Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
Do agnostics go to the Great Perhaps when they die
Do agnostics really say, 'Oh, @S' when their planes go down?
Do agnostics really say, 'Oh, bother' when their planes g
Do airplanes fly when nobody's around...just for the fun of it?
Do all people post in the same langauge?
Do all the philosophers have an S in them?
Do all things without murmurings and disputings: (Phi 2:14)
Do all to the glory of God.
Do androids dream of electric sheep ?
Do androids have wet dreams about screwing electric sheep ?
Do androids sleep with electric sheep?
Do angry lions have roargasms?
Do animals react curiously to your presence? [yn] How curious that must be
Do any of you notice a weird smell - Tom
Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie.
Do anything that is not listed above with the kids.
Do archaeologists have skeletons in the closets?
Do army generals have wargasms?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do as I say -- not as I do!
Do as I say rapidly. I'm in a hurry. - Roland
Do as I say, and think for yourself, or kill me!  -- Dobbs
Do as I say, not as I do. - Hillary Clinton
Do as you are ordered, and live. - Drow Proverb
Do as you will yet harm none
Do as you would be done by is the surest method that i know of pleasing. - Philip Dormer Stanhope
Do asexual organisms have sporegasms?
Do assembly programmers ever have an ORG.ASM?
Do assimilated tribbles become the B*rg???
Do atheists believe in Miracle Whip?
Do atheists get fewer holidays?
Do bards have troubadorgasms?
Do be a Do Bee! -- Miss Connie, Romper Room
Do be a Do Bee, don't be a Don't Bee.   Miss Frances from Romper Room
Do be do be do - Sinatra
Do be do be do da day                   Stevie Wonder
Do be do be do.                         Frank Sinatra
Do be do be do. - F. Sinatra Do be do be do. Frank Sinatra
Do be do be do. -- F. Sinatra
Do beer lovers have Coorgasms?
Do beggars have poorgasms?
Do bikers really think all these roads would be here without cars?
Do bl Sp ce is a v ry saf  me hod of driv  compr s ion
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do blind nymphomaniacs wear braille shirts?
Do blind people feel better because they don't look so good?
Do blondes prefer gentlemen?
Do blondes realize their having more fun?
Do blonds prefer gentlemen?
Do blonds realize their having more fun?
Do both. If that doesn't work, do neither. Repeat for best results.
Do bright green jackets & purple socks suit your taste?
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Do bugs scream right before they hit the windshield?
Do bullfighters have matadorgasms?
Do bulls study so the USDA will give them good grades on their testes?
Do camels make good pets?
Do candy bars have Skorgasms?
Do carrier pigeons harbor disease?
Do catfish eat micefish?
Do cats eat bats?  Do bats eat cats? -- Carroll
Do cats ever go to a people show?
Do cats eyes really cross when you swing `im by the tail?
Do cats have dimples?
Do cats use telescopes?
Do cats use telescopes? - Mike as dumb girl
Do cats use telescopes? -- Mike Nelson
Do cellular phones cause reckless dialing?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do chickens have lips?
Do children who curse in ASL get their hands washed out with soap?
Do clones have navels?
Do clones use mirrors?
Do commerical pilots need a chauffeur's license?
Do computer witches cast hexadecimals?
Do computer witches have hex appeal?
Do computer witches run spell checkers?
Do computers have keyboardgasms?
Do computers in prison have &lt;ESC&gt;ape keys ??
Do computers on cruise ships run Microsoft Portholes?
Do computers tell each other NAK NAK jokes?
Do cosmetologists give make-up exams?
Do covered in hope and vaseline, still cannot fix this broken machine
Do cows yearn for udder delights?
Do crosseyed dyslexics read normally?
Do cyberpunks use recipes?
Do cyberpunks use taglines?
Do da do da doo, Inspector Gadget, do da do da doo, whoo whooooo!
Do deaf children who curse get their hands washed out with soap?
Do decompression utilities get the bends?
Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?
Do devilbunnies go to heaven when they morph??
Do diamonds have flawgasms ?
Do directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road?"
Do discordians have fnorgasms?  Can other people tell?
Do dogs have four elbows or are their knees backwards?
Do dogs mistake you for a friend (or a fire hydrant)?
Do dragons have hoardgasms?
Do drinks have pouredgasms?
Do drugs, dodge the draft, lie, the NEW American Way
Do ducks really sit? If so, why? -RAH
Do ducks sit? If so, why?
Do dyslexic Christians believe in Dog ?
Do dyslexic devils tell each other to go to heaven?
Do dyslexic geese fly north for the winter?
Do dyslexics have bad luck on Friday the 31st?
Do dyslexics sell their souls to Santa?
Do dyslexics wonder if there really is a doG?
Do educated whales swim in schools?
Do electrons flow, walk, or slither?
Do environmentalists protect old-growth politicians?
Do erasers have boardgasms?
Do evangelists do more than lay people?
Do expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
Do farts show up on infra-red ?
Do fat dogs fart?  Do chickens have lips?
Do female Mounties always get their man?
Do female politicians put makeup on both faces?
Do female politicians put makeup on twice?
Do female reindeer blow a few bucks when they go shopping? 
Do feminist melt if you pour water on them?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do files get embarassed when they are unZIPped??
Do files get embarrased when you unZIP them?
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped ?
Do files get embarrassed when they are unzipped?
Do files get embarrassed when they're unZIPed?
Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
Do files get embarresed being unZIPped?
Do fish fart ?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do fish have roegasms?
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
Do fools, think foolish things.
Do friendly feminist female immortals have PMS?
Do frogs have to wait an hour after they eat to get OUT of the water?
Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?       - Larry Niven
Do galactic kittens play with cosmic strings?
Do gay bars REALLY need two bathrooms?
Do gay lumberjacks come out of the woods ?  :-)
Do ghosts carry Magnums like he's carrying? -Annapuma
Do golfers have foregasms?
Do good deeds in secret: Then no one will ask you to repeat them
Do good deeds in secret; that way, no will ask you to repeat them
Do good to them that hate you - Matthew 5:44
Do good to thy Friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.     --Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790
Do groceries have storegasms?
Do guillotine operators get severance pay?
Do guillotine operators get severance pay? ... Did Lorena Bobbitt?
Do guitarists have chordgasms?
Do hams snore "CQ"?
Do hard drives usually make that noise?
Do health nuts die of nothing?
Do hermits have peer pressure?
Do hogs have boargasms?
Do hors d'ouevres have hors d'asms?
Do horses play peopleshoes?
Do human beings really act like this?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do ice-blocks have refrigeratorgasms ?
Do if NOT exist N:\Z\swhouse.%%o set fo=%%o
Do if exist N:\S\swhouse.%%i set fi=%%i
Do if you can, try if you must. --Yoda
Do illiterates get the full benefit of alphabet soup?
Do immortals get sick? - Richie Ryan
Do impotents have boredgasms?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do infants enjoy infancy like adults enjoy adultry?
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery ?
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
Do invisible cats use the invisible litter box?
Do it big or stay in bed.
Do it for me, Ripley.
Do it in chain mail
Do it near resonance!
Do it now - there might be a law against it tomorrow!
Do it now!  It may be illegal tomorrow!
Do it now!  There might be a law against it tomorrow.
Do it once, do it right, and *maybe* she'll let you do it again.
Do it only with the B.E.S.T.
Do it only with the best.
Do it or watch these puny things die horribly. � Entity
Do it our way or no way. Got that, berk?
Do it the hard way. It's easier
Do it three ways with OS/2!
Do it till your MEGAHERTZ!!!!!
Do it to make your mother happy.
Do it to me one more time
Do it to me one more time. -Tenille
Do it to me one more time...
Do it today ... tomorrow it will probably be illegal
Do it today before the liberals tax it tomorrow!
Do it today, tommorrow it will be bad for your health
Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal.
Do it today.  It may be illegal tomorrow.
Do it today. Tomorrow it will be carcinogenic
Do it today.....tomorrow it may be illegal
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
Do it tomorrow.  You've made enough mistakes for one day
Do it underground where it's more fun
Do it well or not at all.
Do it whenever, regularity is for bowels
Do it with style
Do it with style or don't @F doing it. -- Jazz
Do it yourself
Do it yourself Tagline: _________________________________
Do it yourself evolutionist kit: fake fossil, 1 big bang, ton of hope
Do it yourself. We need it screwed up good.
Do it!  You might as well - I've stolen yours.
Do it, Liuetenant. Janeway to Paris
Do it, brother Beavis!
Do it. -  Janeway
Do it. Red alert. Janeway
Do jilted farmers get John Deere letters?
Do keyboard players have Korg-asms?
Do kitchen witches use a Ginsu Athame?
Do kittens wear PamPurrs?
Do kojeg grada idem,kome saljem pisma,bez adrese,bez marke,bez rijeci
Do left handed Amazons have a right masectomy?
Do less and accomplish more.
Do livestock make better lovers?
Do livestock make better lovers? - Joel & Bots sing
Do lovely things, not dream them, all day long. - Kingsley
Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
Do married women make the best wives..?
Do me a favor James, next time pick a contact point standing up. - Felix
Do me a favor and DELETE those REPs!!!!!
Do me a favor: be careful. Riker to Troi
Do me a favour and don't tell me about it.  I don't want to know
Do me a favour...........be careful. - Riker
Do me wrong or do me right......whatever
Do mermaids wear algaebras?
Do messages from queers have faglines?
Do mimes listen to blank tapes?
Do miners have ore-gasms?
Do minister do more than lay people?
Do misbehaving witches get sent to the broom closet?
Do misogynists go to misoge parlors?
Do modems work with tin cans and string?
Do moderators ever post OFF-topic in MODERATOR?
Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do monkeys know that they are monkeys? - Mrs. Jewls
Do more fun please!  Ni!
Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more
Do more than hug a tree--save its life
Do more than is expected.
Do mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you?
Do multiorgasmic women have plethoragasms?
Do musicians carry condoms so they can practice safe sax?
Do my bOObs show too much through this dress? --Troi
Do my bidding or taste my loving wrath
Do my words reflect a heart filled with faith? - Spickelmier
Do nerdy Pagans hold squares instead of circles?
Do net.personalities have kiborgasms?
Do nice things for people who will never find out
Do nine men interpret?     Nine men, I nod
Do not @S to reply.  You have been twitted
Do not ATTEMPT to grow a brain - Speed
Do not Adopt this under penalty of law!
Do not Disturb;  I'm playing with my Mental Blocks
Do not Drink and drive!
Do not EVER attempt to leap a chasm in two jumps.
Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenience. You will find it a calamity. - Samuel Johnson
Do not adjust your brain...there is a fault with reality
Do not adjust your mind -- the fault is with reality
Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality.
Do not adjust your mind.  The fault is with reality.
Do not adjust your mind. The fault is in reality. - Bill Wright
Do not adjust your mind. The fault lies with reality.
Do not adjust your set.  We are in control.
Do not adjust your set.  We are in control. - Outer Limits
Do not adjust your set.  We are in control. - The Feds
Do not allow recipe to go past this arrow -------------
Do not anger a Bard, for you are silly and would make a funny song.
Do not anger a dragon, as you are crunchy and would go well with brie
Do not anger cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
Do not anger dragons, for they're subtle and will sh*t on your computer.
Do not anger the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Do not annoy that dragon,  for you are crunchy and good to eat!
Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like�� him yourself
Do not answer fools according to their folly - Proverbs 26:4
Do not applaud until you have heard the music.
Do not approach me unannounced! -- Worf
Do not approach me unannounced! --Worf to Troi
Do not argue with a woman's idea of logic.
Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!
Do not ask for whom the tax rises ... W. Clinton
Do not assume I am attracted to every man I see
Do not attack his elite troops - Sun Tsu
Do not attempt to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Do not attempt to speak wit him, Kirk. T'Pau
Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps
Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance
Do not back up, severe hard drive damage.
Do not back up, severe tire damage
Do not bait the moderator- he bites!
Do not be a possum on the Information Super Highway
Do not be alarmed. Be very, very frightened! --Arthur Dent
Do not be concerned counselor, I believe your aim is improving   ~ Data
Do not be distracted by that which is within you. -- Gentle Mountain
Do not be fooled by her looks. * Worf
Do not be in a hurry to change one evil for another
Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Do not be over wicked...why die before your time? --Ecclesiastes 7:17.
Do not be simply good - be good for something!
Do not be too amusing, @F
Do not be too amusing, @TOFIRST@
Do not be too amusing, Orville.
Do not believe all that you see is as it appears.
Do not believe anything I haven't said.
Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say.
Do not believe experimental results until they have been confirt oder (c) Schr�dingers Katze
Do not believe hastily: what harm quick belief can do. - Ovid
Do not believe in miracles    rely on them.
Do not believe in miracles or luck. Rely upon them
Do not believe in miracles �
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
Do not believe that all that you see is as it appears.
Do not bend, fold, spindle, tear, or mutilate this tagline.
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook. - Thomas Jefferson
Do not bother to reply.  You have been twitted.
Do not bring your evil here! - Crow
Do not buy a computer from men who sell radios.
Do not buy stuff you cannot afford unless you really want to.
Do not call up that which you can not put on hold
Do not clean.  This monitor is undergoing a scientific dirt test
Do not climb on the wall !
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis
Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in  another time. --Hebrew proverb
Do not confuse the law with the parents
Do not confuse the pleasure of pleasing with the happiness of loving. - Coco Chanel
Do not control.  Be in control. - Caine to Peter
Do not copy this tagline, it is alarmed.
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. -- Aesop
Do not covet thy neighbor's man-servant
Do not covet thy neighbor's man-servant-Mike as announcer.
Do not covet thy neighbor's man-servant. -- Mike Nelson
Do not cry over skim milk.
Do not curse him, for without him I should not have done it Sam
Do not curse the darkness, check your warranty.
Do not cuss, holler, pee or throw up in public places.
Do not cut along this line ------------------------------
Do not depend only on theory if your life is at stake. --Bene Gesserit Commentary
Do not dispute death unless you have lived through it. a Spock*Trek
Do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. - from Desiderata
Do not disturb - I'm already disturbed
Do not disturb - Occupant already disturbed
Do not disturb - already quite disturbed.
Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
Do not disturb .Already disturbed!
Do not disturb feminists.  They are already disturbed.
Do not disturb subject.  Subject in question is already disturbed
Do not disturb!  Had enough trouble getting turbed in the first place.
Do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed thanks.
Do not disturb--I'm disturbed enough already!!!!
Do not disturb.  Already disturbed enough.
Do not disturb.  Disturbed enough already
Do not disturb.  I am already quite disturbed, thank you.
Do not disturb.  I am playing with my mental blocks
Do not disturb.  I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place
Do not disturb.  I'm already quite disturbed
Do not disturb.  I'm already quite disturbed, thank you.
Do not disturb.  We're disturbed enough as it is.
Do not disturb.  alReaDy dIstURbEd. - Lore of Borg.
Do not disturb. (I am already quite disturbed, thank you.)
Do not disturb. Already disturbed!
Do not disturb. Already quite disturbed.
Do not disturb. Disturbed already
Do not disturb. I had a hard time getting turbed in the first place
Do not disturb. I'm already quite disturbed
Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already....
Do not disturb. I'm disturbed quite enough already
Do not disturb. alReaDy dIstURbEd. --Lore of Borg.
Do not disturb.. I'm disturbed enough already..
Do not disturb...  Already disturbed enough!
Do not disturb...genius at work
Do not disturb;  I'm disturbed enough!
Do not do unto others as you think they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. --George Bernard Shaw
Do not drink coffee in early a.m.  It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you aw
Do not drink soup; it puts a lake in your stomach.
Do not drop??? Ooopps!
Do not dryclean.....machine wash warm.....tumble dry
Do not eat anything you do not know what it is.
Do not eat.
Do not equate money with success...equate it with power.
Do not ever roll dice with a guy called "Bones".
Do not ever say that again. Ever.  --Speaker/Chmeee
Do not expose this message to direct sunlight
Do not fear death so much as the inadequate life
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
Do not fear to abandon your faults.    Confucius (479 BC)
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. - Bertrand Russell
Do not feed Silly Putty raw meat!
Do not ferrotype resin-coated taglines!
Do not fix the mistake - Fix the blame. - George Barbarow
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate .. unless you like S&M
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate in any way.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate this floppy.
Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what t
Do not follow where the path may lead, instead leave your own trail.
Do not force us to walk where we do not choose to walk - Elric
Do not forward this message
Do not fumble with a woman's logic!
Do not get drunk around strangers
Do not get drunk around strangers. - Forrest Gump
Do not get in a shoving match with fate - it will knee you in the groin
Do not get into the plane unless you are convinced it will fly.
Do not get this error
Do not go gentle into that good night
Do not go gentle into that good night. -Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle into that good night...
Do not go where the path may lead.
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. -- Robert Heinlein
Do not hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you.
Do not hold in hand.  Light fuse and get away
Do not hug me. - Worf
Do not hurt or kill any life unless absolutely necessary.
Do not incur the wrath of the Space Chickens! - Arch Bug, EWJim
Do not induce vomiting
Do not induce vomiting!  This movie will do it for you!
Do not induce vomiting.
Do not initiate combat, let them fire first. - Sheridan
Do not initiate the power transfer. - Data
Do not install prior to installation.
Do not insult a Healer, for... *GASP* *CHOKE*!
Do not interfere, Kirk; keep dye place. T'Pau
Do not judge a book by it's movie
Do not judge other people -- just snicker at them
Do not judge, or you too will be judged. -Matt 7:1
Do not just believe in miracles - rely on them!
Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Do not knock at Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that
Do not lead me into temptation, for I already know the way
Do not learn the tricks of the trade--learn the trade.
Do not let the dog eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.
Do not look at me in that tone of voice.
Do not look in laser with remaining eye.
Do not look into laser with remaining neckstump
Do not make any lines longer than this-------------------------------&gt;|
Do not make excuses unless you have to.  -- Forrest Gump
Do not make loon soup &lt;The Eskimo Cookbook&gt;
Do not make loon soup <The Eskimo Cookbook>
Do not make my bunghole angry! - Beavis
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Do not make whisky in private, or water in public
Do not meddle in the affairs of
Do not meddle in the affairs of Rancors, for thou art crunchy.
Do not meddle in the affairs of Vorlons,
Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are quick to anger!
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p*ss on your computer
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good toasted
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy.
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially simian ones
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and hard to light
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for th-- &gt;ZAP&lt; *ribbit*
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for..*POOF!*  ribbet! ribbet!
Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
Do not merely believe in miracles; rely on them.  --Finagle
Do not microwave Silly Putty.
Do not mistake "composure" for "ease" -- Tuvok
Do not mistake "composure" with "ease"... Tuvok
Do not mistake calm, for ease.  - Tuvok
Do not mistake composure for ease -- Tuvok
Do not mistake necessary evils for good
Do not mock Silly Putty.
Do not move the markers on the borders of the fields. * Amenemope
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the screen
Do not open interdimensional doorway
Do not open tagline
Do not open tagline. No user-serviceable parts inside
Do not open this tagline. No user serviceable parts
Do not open til Xmas!
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this tag!
Do not overestimate the decency of the human race. - H. L. Mencken
Do not overtax your powers
Do not panic!  It's only a Sonic Attack!
Do not park in a space that says "Reserved for Sheriff's Deputies".
Do not pass GOTO, do not collect 200 K.
Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie?
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not play games with the Hand; they do not play games.
Do not prewoke me
Do not proceed to the next screen until told to do so.
Do not project your neuroses and hates upon God.
Do not provoke me.
Do not puncture or incinerate.
Do not put out the Spirit's fire. -1 Thessalonians 5:19
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Do not put statements in the negative form. - William Safire
Do not query me, and I shall not prevaricate.
Do not raise up what you can not put down
Do not read Origin line. Origin is under repair
Do not read backwards   / / / / / / / / /   Severe eye damage!
Do not read beauty magazines - they will only make you feel ugly. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Do not read beyond this line.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.  Violators will be prosecuted.
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted. (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
Do not read this line under penalty of law. Violators will be punished
Do not read this tagline
Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment
Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many
Do not rely on hobbled horses or buried chariot wheels
Do not remove a fly from a friend's forehead with a chopstick.
Do not remove a fly from your forehead with a hatchet
Do not remove tagline under penalty of Federal law
Do not remove this Tagline, under penalty of law.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of death.
Do not remove this tag!
Do not remove this tagline under pain of death 8-(
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law!
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do not repeat yourself or say again what you said before
Do not repeat yourself, and please do not be redundant
Do not resist growing old....many are denied the privilege.
Do not respond to this tagline!
Do not say male... Say chromosomally-advantaged.
Do not seek death; death will find you.  But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. -- Dag Hammarskjold
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Basho
Do not seek to follow the path of men of old; seek what they sought
Do not show your face in this town again! - Worf
Do not show your wounded finger, for everything will knock up against it. - Blatasar Gracian
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
Do not speak about Time, until you have spoken to him
Do not squander time, for that is what life is made of. --Franklin.
Do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.
Do not stamp.
Do not stand in the shadows
Do not start at rats to nod
Do not start with me.  you will not win.
Do not steal this tagline, it is alarmed.
Do not steal this tagline. It is a test of the Intl. Tagline System.
Do not steal.   The government hates competition
Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees
Do not suck your thumb - or anybody else's for that matter.
Do not suffer a Wyrmling to live -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
Do not swim in green slime or lava, unless you have a biosuit
Do not take liberties with gods, or weary them. - Confucius
Do not take life to seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Tagline.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Tagline. {G-r-r-r}
Do not taunt Happy Fun Vorlon
Do not taunt Laboosh Yuks.
Do not taunt Wacky-Fun-Ball.
Do not taunt happy fun ball (tm)
Do not taunt heavily armed people
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball.
Do not taunt this tagline
Do not tease or feed the straight people!
Do not tell big lies.  Small ones can be just as effective
Do not tell proverbs in winter; if you do, the toads will visit you.
Do not test the depth of a river with both feet
Do not the spirits who dwell in the ether envy man his pain?
Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold
Do not throw butts in the urinal: For they are subtle & swift to anger.
Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger
Do not thwart an enemy returning home.  -Sun Tzu
Do not thwart an enemy returning homewards.
Do not touch the glass.  Do not approach the glass. -- Dr. Chilton
Do not try to cut your own hair.
Do not try to cut your own hair. - Forrest Gump
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once
Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes
Do not try to traverse a chasm in two leaps
Do not try; either DO or DO NOT. &lt;Pat Morita, The Karate Kid&gt;
Do not under any circumstances trust the CIA agent. - Mulder
Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side
Do not underestimate the power of the Force
Do not underestimate the power of the Force - Darth Vader
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging
Do not understand.  Just do. -- Raging Eagle
Do not urinate on the drumsticks of power.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead
Do not use if safety seal is broken.
Do not use near fire or flame
Do not use that foreign word "ideals".  We have that excellent native word "lies". -- Henrik Ibsen, "The Wild Duck"
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not use while sleeping. - Warning on a hair dryer
Do not use while train is in state of Florida
Do not utilize an extraneously lengthy word where a diminutive one will suffice
Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal
Do not wait for the translation!  Answer me now! -- Chang
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone
Do not wander in front of the Archer
Do not want others to know what you have done? Better not have done it anyways. - Chinese Proverb
Do not waste time with these derelicts.  -Invid squad commander
Do not wear T-shirts which advertise somebody else's products.
Do not weep, maid, for war is kind
Do not weep. War is kind.
Do not worry I am not going to kiss you.
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
Do not worry milord; The arrow did not, in fact, enter my body
Do not write in this space
Do not write in this space!  For office use only!
Do not write on walls -  use a typewriter
Do not, under any circumstances, enter the kitchen to laugh at me.
Do not.................hesitate.
Do nothing in great haste, except catching fleas and running from a mad dog.	Old Farmers' Almanac
Do nothing is the true Law
Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate
Do nothing until you hear from me -- Duke Ellington
Do novice witches use "Spelle" checkers?
Do nudist magazines print annual swimsuit issues?
Do nuns really have any bad habits?
Do objects have to pay an inheritance tax?
Do octopi get Octopussy?
Do octopus get octopussy?
Do ogres have ograsms?
Do one thing well
Do one thing, everyday that scares you. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Do one thing, everyday that scares you. - Lee Perry and Quindon Tarver
Do one to others
Do or Do not. There is no try.-Yoda
Do or do not.  At least that's what he always says. - Kyp Durron
Do or do not...There is no try
Do our ancestors have bad heir days?
Do our stars twinkle in angst?
Do overweight OS/2 users go to lose weight at a HPFS farm?
Do overweight OS/2 users shed excess pounds at an "HPFS farm"?
Do overweight Windoze users go to lose weight at a HPFS farm?
Do pagans engage in idol speculation?
Do paint horses have paint? hmmmm
Do paranoids with enemies also have friends?
Do penguins dream?
Do people WANT fire that can be fitted nasally? marketing cavewoman
Do people eat Spam voluntarily?
Do people in France use American ticklers?
Do people in GLASS houses need WINDOWS?
Do people know you have freckles everywhere?
Do people who believe in mental telepathy invest in AT&T?
Do people who flame others have uncontrolled vowel movements?
Do people who snore get snorgasms?
Do people with pointy heads have sharp minds?
Do physicists get hadrons?
Do pilots dream of flying sheep?
Do pirate earrings cost a buccaneer?
Do policemen have lawgasms ?
Do poofs use a twat filter?
Do proper nouns have good manners and wear tuxedos?
Do prostitutes have whoregasms?
Do public speakers have oratorgasms ?
Do quantum kittens play with cosmic strings?
Do quarter horses only have one leg?
Do race car drivers have four-on-the-floorgasms?
Do radio atheists say "Send in your money & be saved?"
Do radioactive cats  have eighteen half-lives?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half liveswer of the Dark Side
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Do radioactive halibut make fission chips?
Do random acts of kindness and beauty.
Do restaurant patrons in Prague always get separate Czechs?
Do rhetorical questions have any meaning?
Do rhing has a certain "I don't know what"?
Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear all women.
Do right.  This will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Do rocks have inorgasms?
Do sailors have off-shoregasms?
Do sailors have portgasms?
Do schizophrenics have to think twice?
Do scullers have oargasms?
Do sexy electrons have current affairs?
Do sheep on the Internet use ewe-ewe-cp?
Do sheep shrink whey their wool gets wet???
Do shopping trolleys wheels wobble?
Do sick whales go to a Podiatrist?
Do sixties rock fans have Doorgasms?
Do small blue hackers call CompuSmurf?
Do smoked Salmon have warnings from the Sturgeon General?
Do some people know when they're full of crap? Do you?
Do someone a favor and it becomes your job
Do something big today: lift a boulder.
Do something political now or forever lose your piece
Do something stupid again today
Do something unusual today, accomplish work on the computer.
Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
Do something unusual today. Buy me some hockey tickets!
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill!
Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill!
Do something useful today. Kill a daemon
Do something wacky, call it "art", and people will fawn over you
Do something. Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Do sorority girls need beta testers?
Do sorority girls need beta testers?  Leave E-Mail.
Do sound techs have eargasms?
Do special effects technicians have polymorphgasms?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do still life on your computer -- run WinDOZE.
Do storytellers have loregasms?
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?
Do students of Zen Buddhism do Oooooooooooom-work?
Do surrealists hire non-sequituries to do their typing?
Do taglines have to be funny?
Do televangelists do more than lay people?
Do tell me more!- Te precor mihi plus enarrare!
Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..???
Do that again...and I'm going to grind you down to blood and screams
Do that to me one more time!
Do that voodoo that you do
Do that voodoo that you do - Mike sings
Do that voodoo that you do... -- Mike Nelson
Do the Bartman!
Do the Borg have Borgasms?
Do the Enterprise transporters use Zmodem?
Do the French post on Phideauxnet?
Do the French say something has a certain "I don't know what"?
Do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around.
Do the Japanese vote for politicians? Tom said erectly.
Do the Metriket Supplicants have giant moving Sllorgasms?
Do the Osmonds have teeth?
Do the Warp Factor Waltz.
Do the angels depart with the devils?  --Lance Morrow
Do the circulation; Starts w/ your heart, what a great sensation!"
Do the clowns always cry - Joel sings
Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have become clearer. - Thomas Carlyle
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
Do the horizontal mambo
Do the impossible and your boss will add it to your duties
Do the joke.  Get the laugh.  Move on
Do the lawyers ever do informal discovery?
Do the left click...do the right click..just click click click away!!!
Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
Do the police a favor - beat yourself up
Do the police have lawgasms?
Do the right thing
Do the right thing Mr. President, resign!
Do the right thing, regardless of what others think.
Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do the undecided have gasms orgasms?
Do the vodka martini's quite all the men you've killed? - 006/Janus
Do the voices in my head @S you too?
Do the voices in my head bother you too?
Do the words "How are you feeling?" make you want to kill someone?
Do the words 'act of war' mean anything to you? 
Do the words 'complete pandemonium' strike terror in your heart?-C&H
Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya -Dr.E
Do the words Oxygen Deprivation mean anything to ya? -- Erhardt
Do the world a favor - pull your lip over your head, and swallow
Do the world a favor, burn a feminizt at the stake today
Do the world a favor, pull your lips over your head and swallow!
Do these melons look ripe to you?
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blond?? {Not exactly!!} :-)
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde ??
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? {Not exact\SLMR\TAG
Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? {Not exactly!!} :-)
Do theseWhite hairs mean I'm turning blonde?
Do they Hokey Pokey and shake it all about?!
Do they call her Tipper because she overpays in the Ladies' Room?
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Do they have a spot for non-handicapped people at the special Olympics...?
Do they mean by religious right that we're religious and right?
Do they realize Windows '95 is named after the Windy City?
Do they sell air bags for computer crashes?
Do they sell training condoms?
Do they serve screwdrivers at a toolbar?
Do they still meet there by the cut? -Pink Floyd
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Do they wanna be alone? - Crow as man touches other man
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?
Do this, either saving to tag2.txt, or adding
Do this...do that...someone else *#$%&@ beam 'em up. : SCOTTY
Do those operators ever sit down?
Do those who watch over you know about this??
Do to other as you would have them do to you. --Luke 6:31
Do to the other as he would do to you. But for Gods sake do it first!
Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you - but be first!
Do to the other fellow as he would do unto you. But for God's sake hurry!
Do unborn baby's dream?-Alice
Do undertakers have morgueasms?
Do unions picket God for working a six day week?
Do unto Algore as ye did unto Quayle
Do unto her now...what has been done
Do unto moderators as they have done unto you!
Do unto others BEFORE they do unto YOU
Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you!
Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't
Do unto others as they would do unto you ..... but do it first!
Do unto others as though you were the other
Do unto others as you can, without getting hurt too bad. -- Bob
Do unto others as you truly feel like doing unto others. Saves time.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, New Testament
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Do unto others before they can think to do unto you. - Liberal
Do unto others before they do it to You
Do unto others before they do the opposite unto you.
Do unto others before they do unto you!
Do unto others before they do unto you- Beastly proverb
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Do unto others before they undo you, No punt intended Tom
Do unto others before they undo you.
Do unto others such that they cannot do unto you
Do unto others then fly away quickly.
Do unto others, but cover your butt!
Do unto others, then loot the bodies
Do unto others, then run like h
Do unto others, then split!
Do unto others.  Then run!
Do unto others...what has been done to me
Do unto them before they do it to you.
Do us all a big favor... write a clever, original tagline
Do us both a favor... go pester someone else
Do uterus-t me to stop this?
Do vampires dream? And of what? I used to know, but I forgot
Do vampires fear death?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegan mothers (n)ever breast feed their babies?
Do vegetarian flyers eat animal crackers?
Do vegetarians eat animal biscuits?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do virgins dream? And of what? I used to know... but I forgot - gp
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do we *have* a Plan B?
Do we ALL need our own campfires? - Mike
Do we _have_ a "Plan B?"
Do we charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?
Do we get Vaseline with this legislation?
Do we get a chance to practice for the Ex-Moderator Toss Event?  :-&gt;
Do we get a chance to practice for the Off-Topic poster Toss Event?
Do we get free Vaseline with this legislation?
Do we get frequent flier miles for watching this? - Mike
Do we have Emergency Warp? - Kirk
Do we have a conspiracy base?
Do we have a conspiracy base? --Renimar Keth-Solamni
Do we have a plan for that? - Tick to Arthur
Do we have any coffee left? Janeway
Do we have any priors? - Mike
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
Do we have to hold hands? - Mr Potato Head
Do we have to save the universe AGAIN?!
Do we have to save the world AGAIN??
Do we have to see this? -- Joel Robinson
Do we know that life has a cause?
Do we listen to the silent wind?
Do we look like any Romans you ever saw? - Kirk
Do we look silly?
Do we need lawyers if we mediate?
Do we really care