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C The Speed Of Light (186,000 miles/sec (300,000 km/sec))
C - is that the Program Listing or is that Line Noise?
C - one month. BASIC - three hours
C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore.
C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm
C = (C++)--;
C A U T I O N ! This stuff is V E R Y addictive
C A U T I O N ! You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do
C C C This tagline C C C was nailed down C C C to prevent theft. C C C
C Code, C Code Compile, C Code Fail, C Programmer Punch Wall.
C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run ! *Please* Run Code !
C Error #003: You're joking, right?
C Error #007: Irrational concept!
C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
C Error #012: printf("Hello world/n");
C Error #013: That's Mr C to you bub!
C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump
C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing
C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed.
C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
C Error #034: !!! R#A#I#D !!!
C Error 032: Forget it. Use paper and pencil.
C H A O S
C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug
C O N S I D E R Y O U R S E L F M O D E R A T E D ! ! !
C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH and then BREAK it.
C PROGRAMMERS SWITCH often.
C PROGRAMMERS continue it.
C PROGRAMMERS do it with pointers.
C PROGRAMMERS do it with their nose in a manual.
C Program run, C Program Crash...ReWrite in Pascal!
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it using the LARGE model!
C Programmers do it with models!
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C Programmers wear taped-up eyeglasses
C Programmers: No thanks; I drink straight from the jug
C Spot run...C spot program...C spot collapse
C Thomas favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill
C U L8TR
C Windows run. C Windows crash. C user cry.
C a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket
C code : Line noise that compiles
C code run. Run code Run !
C code. C code run. C code crash. Why code, why?
C code. C code run. Please, code, run.
C code. C code run. Run code, run....PLEASE!!
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! Please run.
C code. C code run. PLEASE, code, run?
C code. C code run. Run code run! Aw come on code! RUN!
C code. C code run. Run code run.
C code. C code run. Run code, run. PLEASE!
C code. C code run. Run code, run...please?
C code. C code run. Run, code, run!
C code. C code run. Run, code, run. PLEEEASE!
C error #22780 - Wow, I'm impressed!
C is for Bangers.
C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me. - Cookie Monster
C is for Crusher, the doctor and cadet
C is for Cthulhu, who sleeps in R'lyeh
C is for cookie; that's good enough for me! COOOOKKKIESSSS!!!!!!!
C is not a language - c is 1.802 furlongs per fortnight
C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success. - Dennis M. Ritchie
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg
C makes it easy to slice off fingers. Programmers use this feature regularly
C permits code only a C compiler can love. (Matt Giwer)
C program run C program crash C programmer (Q)uit!
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
C program run, C program crash, call a Pascal programmer
C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer swear. C programmer quit!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer throw up.
C program run... Run, Program Run... PLEASE!!!!
C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE...
C program, C program crash, C programmer quit
C program, C program run, Run program run
C programmer run C programmer crash C programmer quit
C programmers DO IT with pointers
C programmers DO IT with the LARGE model!
C programmers DO IT with their nose in a manual.
C programmers SWITCH and then BREAK it.
C programmers continue it.
C programmers do it in a structured manner
C programmers do it in a structured manner, sometimes.
C programmers do it in a structured manner.
C programmers do it in libraries.
C programmers do it with long pointers
C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
C programmers never die: they are just allocated at NULL
C programmers understand why women hate periods
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C programs may run fast but are CODED very slowly
C sick and sh shocked
C this?This is a copy;I want U 2 make me the original!
C weirdo in training. Avoid references to Pascal.
C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E
C&R's hav'n a Pee Wee Herman sale. Pants 1/2 off
C&W Song: "My VCR's flashing 12:00 since you moved out on me"
C&W music backward: Get yer dog, wife, job, truck, kids, etc. back.
C&W music backward: get yer dog, job, truck, kids, n'sobriety back.
C&W pick:If I'd Shot You Sooner,I'd Be Out of Jail by Now
C&W!?! *cough* *sputtter* *hack* ... - Kryog
C&gt; (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
C&gt; ... Formatting Universe, 0.0000000000000000001% complete
C&gt; Command not understood...Now erasing Hard Drive
C&gt; DEL @F.@FLAST@
C&gt; DEL @TOFIRST@.@TOLAST@
C&gt;DEL @TFName.@TName &lt;
C&gt;Win. Nope. I don't do Windows
C&gt;rename C:\whatIsaid C:\whatImeant
C' What?
C'Bers do it on the air.
C'est La Folle de Sashay!
C'est La Vie, Marie.. iT's nOt a gAmE
C'est la vie
C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it
C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. - Spock
C'est la vie, n'est-ce pas?
C'est la vie, tres bien mon cheri!
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. [picture of celery]
C'est la vie. C'est la guerre. [picture of celery] Say no more. Say what?
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre. - Bosquet
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre.It is splendid, but it is not the war. - Bosque
C'est toujours la mˆme rengaine!
C'ing More and More Each Day!!!
C'mere Baby, I'll Show You The Meaning Of Love! --Servo.
C'mere, and I'll point you in the
C'mon Arthur! Get META with me! - The Tick
C'mon Butthead, change it! Change it, Butthead! This sucks!
C'mon Daddy O! - Tom
C'mon Data, get mad! Just once!!!
C'mon Doctor it's as easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
C'mon Fox, what do you want more? Vengence, or the Truth?
C'mon Honey it's only a computer put down the ax, please.
C'mon I'm writing taglines begging you! :)
C'mon Lieutenant, stop denying these _yearnings_ you feel! - Dax 2
C'mon Man, make the four-lipped butterfly! -The Tick to Arthur
C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger! - Michael Jackson
C'mon Mister, please! I've got no time for trivialities!
C'mon Odo, there's ALWAYS room for Jell-o!
C'mon Scully, let's get outta here. - Mulder
C'mon Scully... It'll be a nice trip through the woods - Fox Mulder
C'mon Special Agent Sweetheart - Mike as deputy to wife/#606
C'mon Spock. Pull my finger!
C'mon Spock. Pull my finger! * Kirk
C'mon Sysop, I apologized! Don't lock me ou%:(n@ NO CARRIER
C'mon Thor, don't make me shove this thing up your butt! - B&B
C'mon Thor, don't make me shove this thing up your butt! huh huh huh
C'mon Tommy Gun! I'll catch you! - Mike to Servo
C'mon and kiss me in the car
C'mon baby drive south
C'mon baby light my fire.
C'mon back & shag some flies for me - Crow
C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy! -- Tom Servo
C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy -Tom on dance
C'mon everybody! Do the Dorky Old White Guy! -- Tom Servo
C'mon everybody, here we gooooooo! Off to Neverland! - Peter Pan
C'mon everybody, let's have a hoedown! - Stimpy
C'mon honey! Let's crab walk out of here!
C'mon honey! Let's crab walk out of here! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon make with the fright, already! - Crow after credits
C'mon man! Let's bark up the right tree together! - Tick to Speak
C'mon men, let's go kick some Indian butt!-LTC Custer, 7th US Cavalry
C'mon now, don't kick each other in the head -- Flans
C'mon over baby, jump into my time machine
C'mon over baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
C'mon over here, Boy, have a cigar.. - Pink Floyd
C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on
C'mon over, baby. Whole lotta shakin' going on!
C'mon pretty fruit, bring it home to Daddy! - The Tick
C'mon you bastards! Come at me! -- Joel Robinson
C'mon you bastards! Come at me! - Joel on guy w/gun
C'mon you bastards! I'm ready for you!- Crow on guy w/gun
C'mon you chunk'a dogfood! - Crow during horse race
C'mon you gruesome son of a b*tch. Come and get me
C'mon you guys, the Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox are calling. - Joel
C'mon you old war wagon - Mike
C'mon! Death-ray something! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon! I got plenty for everybody! -- Ash
C'mon! Make with the fright, already! -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup! -- Mike Nelson
C'mon! Death-ray something!
C'mon! Get some Jello or mud or oil - Tom on wrestler
C'mon! It's a delightful story! - Crow as tough guy
C'mon! Shoulder/elbow hookup - Mike to Tom
C'mon! We paid to see the whole guy - Crow
C'mon! Who's the high school junior around here? - Crow
C'mon, get a GRIP!!!
C'mon, @F, snivel some more
C'mon, @F, whine some more
C'mon, @F, yell some more
C'mon, @FN@, whine some more.
C'mon, @N@, snivel some more
C'mon, @N@, snivel whine and yell some more
C'mon, @N@, whine some more
C'mon, @N@, yell some more
C'mon, @TFName, whine some more
C'mon, @TName, snivel some more
C'mon, @TName, whine some more
C'mon, @TName, yell some more
C'mon, @TO, whine some more.
C'mon, @TO@, snivel some more
C'mon, @TO@, whine some more
C'mon, @TO@, yell some more
C'mon, @TOFIRST@, whine some more
C'mon, Baggie, get with the beat! - Baloo
C'mon, Bill! Spit, swallow, or get outta the White House!
C'mon, Frank... Dog's name is Frank. Ä C.W. McCall
C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh?
C'mon, He, snivel some more.
C'mon, He, whine some more.
C'mon, He, yell some more.
C'mon, I never said THAT!
C'mon, I'm funny! Somebody laugh! - Tom Arnold
C'mon, Larry, ask the question: 'What would Harold do?'
C'mon, Mike! Freak, freaky, freely dude!!! - Crow
C'mon, Mr. Wallenda. Get back up there. -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon, Orville Bullitt, snivel some more.
C'mon, Orville, snivel some more.
C'mon, Orville, whine some more.
C'mon, Orville, yell some more.
C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum
C'mon, Robot, it'll be fun!
C'mon, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest.--Mulder
C'mon, Spock, pull my finger!
C'mon, Spock... let's go mind the store. -- Kirk
C'mon, bug-ugly. Let's see what you've got. -- Crimson Angel
C'mon, don't kick each other in the head -- Flans
C'mon, don't you miss Major Hoople?
C'mon, everybody! Let's do the Sandy Frank Song!
C'mon, fight like a man! -Violent Thank you, I'd rather not. -Arthur
C'mon, folks, this is the TagLINES echo, not the TagLIST echo
C'mon, gimme the keys to the morgue, dad! - Crow
C'mon, let's go break the news to Morn. - Odo
C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual. - Moe
C'mon, run! Try and move faster than the plot! -- Crow
C'mon, sibs -- Yakko Warner
C'mon, snivel some more.
C'mon, try it on... It's in your blood.-Freddy Krueger
C'mon, vote for Perot...It'l be FUNNY!
C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?
C'mon, whine some more.
C'mon, yell some more.
C'mon, you buttheads! - Crow
C'mon, you can do it! - O'Brien
C'mon, you guys, Michael is INNOCENT! Woody Allen told me so.
C'mon, you old war wagon -- Mike Nelson
C'mon. It's time to scrub you! - Mike
C'mon... Let's go talk to Hamlet's dad. -- Crow T. Robot
C'mon...nyt me ainakin hyp„t„„n
C'mon; let's go talk DS9. - Anna Steven
C's simple, son - here are some pointers
C'thulhu Is Real Unless Declared Integer
C'thulhu calls, and orders a large pizza with anchovies
C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS
C()ÚÂ¿î qÈ¼iäÑÞ_Y []R i'Þ_Þ_ È¼Sä ä/\rž³_ÞÜÝGs
C(ontrol A(lt) B(uy)
C) 2.3 hours. - Ivanova
C)ountdown before logoff
C**a**m**o**f**l***a**u**g**e*****T**a**g**l*i**n**e*
C+ call for Windows95: "Here, Piggy, Piggy, Piggy..."
C++ Where only your friends can access your private parts
C++ OOPs, there ir is!
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with "OOP, there it is!"
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with class
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with private members and public objects.
C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with their friends, in private
C++ Programmers are proud of their Private Parts.
C++ Programmers do it with objects
C++ Programmers have private parts.
C++ Where only your friends can access your private parts
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
C++ is still not good enough for a "B"
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung
C++ programmers DO IT with class
C++ programmers DO IT with their friends, in private.
C++ programmers do it _with_ class.
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects
C++ programmers earn money by inheritence
C++ should have been called "D"
C++, C, PASCAL, ASSEMBLY... eh, I'll Use BASIC
C++. No thanks, I'm trying to get at least a B
C++: Operations at a 90ø angle to reality!
C++? Sounds like my school grades!
C++? C++ what?
C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM
C-128D USRobotics DS V.34+, FAX, w/ASL Use'n Swiftlink RS232
C-14 Dating: the mood ring of evolutionist dogmatists.
C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh
C-3PO: "Might I inquire what's going on?" Han Solo: "Why not?"
C-C-C-Caffeine, the programmer's best friend
C-Chlor medicine is so good and tasty, it's just irresistible
C-Ko Cook For You?
C-L-I-N-T-O-N = Compulsive Liar Is Nations Top Official Now!
C-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas
C-beams glittering in space near the Tannhauser Gate
C-c-caffeine: A p-p-programmer's best f-f-friend
C-ing is believing
C-ko: You &lt;squeak&gt; won't eat it &lt;squeak&gt; will you? WAAAAAHH!
C. P. A.: Certified Pain in the Ass
C... it's not just a language, it's also a chord.
C.E.O. - In charge of Diddly Squat
C.E.O.: The guy in charge of diddly squat
C.I.A. -- A contradiction in terms most of the time.
C.I.A.? Very groovy! Roberta Lincoln
C.L.I.N.T.O.N - Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
C.L.I.N.T.O.N. - Caught Lying In Nine Times Out of Nine!
C.L.I.N.T.O.N. : Compulsive Liar Is Nation's Top Official Nitwit
C.O.P.'s. . . . Criminals On Payroll
C.R.E.A.M. - Cash Rules Everything Around Me!
C.W. McCall? Zamfir? Barbra Mandrell? -- TV's Frank
C.j. Showers is to Fidonet, what The Rangers are to hockey.
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
C2M-L.EXE, get mono and no graphics from COLOR
C3-PO is versed in over 6 million forms of communication and was once taken for a god. Data writes bad poetry
C3PO: "R2, what's Luke doing with that Windowsÿ'95 CD?
C3PO: And you said it was pretty here
C3PO: Are you sure this thing is safe?
C3PO: Artoo, look! Captain Solo! And he's still frozen in carbonite
C3PO: Exciting is hardly the word I would choose
C3PO: How typical
C3PO: I suggest a new stratagey R2, let the Wookie win
C3PO: I'm terribly sorry about this, after all, he's only a wockie
C3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate a deity
C3PO: Just open the door you stupid lug
C3PO: Oh Dear! They've sealed this tagline in carbonite!
C3PO: Oh, my. I'd forgotten how much I hate space travel. -
C3PO: Oh, switch off
C3PO: One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for
C3PO: R2D2 where are you?
C3PO: That isn't very reassuring
C3PO: That malfunctioning little twerp, he tricked my
C3PO: We seem to be made to suffer, it's out lot in life
C3PO: We'll be destroyed for sure, this is maddness
C3PO: We're doomed
C3PO: What a desolate place this is
C3PO: Will this never end?
C3PO: You know better than to trust a strange computer!
C3PO: You think they'll melt us down?
C3PO: You'll be malfunctioning in a day you nearsighted scrapepile
C: Drive Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
C: Drive Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick, (S)cream
C: Drive Error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
C: Drive failure. Oh no, it must be a Monday.. again.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one.
C: Sysop not found; begin download C: *.* (Y)(N)?
C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility
C: The speed of Assembler w/the flexibility of Assembler
C: \World - Amusement park for computer users.
C: being, of course, DH0:c. And the slashes go the right way!
C: drive flattened and left outside. Doormat another (Y/N)?
C: not just a programming language...a way of life!
C:# Football player.
C:&gt; COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.
C:&gt; COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
C:&gt;COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted
C:&gt;WIN ... Nope, I don't do Windows.
C:&gt;\FUN\EXCITING\WITTY\MESSENGER.EXE
C:&gt;re-directing output to LPT1: let the printer handle this mess
C:&gt;rename c:\windows\win.bat c:\windows\lose.bat
C:&lt;COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted
C:AMIGADOS/KICK_OS2s_A$$
C:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN
C:Ha?\ (Swiss DOS prompt)
C:MODERATOR.EXE \EXPLOSIVE.FUSE \RUNFAST.FAR
C:\ The Prime Directory
C:\ No Evil
C:\ &lt;------------- HELL FOR MACINTOSH USERS!!!!
C:\ A)bort, R)etry, C)offee-Break
C:\ Error "Insufficient Memory" The story of my life
C:\ Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally
C:\ is the root of all directories
C:\&gt; The shift stick of computing.
C:\&gt; The stick shift of computing.
C:\&gt; (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (F)orget (H)ammer (P)ound
C:\&gt; - The REAL computer user's ONLY icon.
C:\&gt; Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
C:\&gt; COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
C:\&gt; Formatting
C:\&gt; Insert a dynamite in b: and press any key
C:\&gt; Police Not Found: Try Adult Bookstore [Y/N]?
C:\&gt; Police Not Found: Try Donut shop [Y/N]?
C:\&gt; SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* &lt;ÄÄÄÙ
C:\&gt; XALL ECHO Y\DEL *.*
C:\&gt; cd iraq C:\IRAQ&gt; del saddam.hsn
C:\&gt; cd\windows C:\WINDOWS\&gt;del *.*
C:\&gt; gegen bunte icons eintauschen? - niemals!
C:\&gt; is a smiley with a shower cap and a broken nose.
C:\&gt; sweep echo y | del *.*_
C:\&gt;BOOT.COM.... &lt;B&gt;oot &lt;R&gt;eboot &lt;S&gt;teel toe boot?
C:\&gt;CD IRAQ .. C:\IRAQ&gt; DEL HUSSEIN.SDM
C:\&gt;COPY A:CHROMOSO._XX+B:CHROMOSO._XY C:BABY.EXE
C:\&gt;COPY A:\PERSON.DAT+B:\PERSON.DAT HAPPY.COM; IGNORE GENDER.CFG
C:\&gt;DEL C:\REALITY.SYS. C:\&gt;COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\&gt;DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\&gt;Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\&gt;EDIT BUTTLER
C:\&gt;ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\
C:\&gt;GOVRNMNT\COMMON.SNS....FILE NOT FOUND C:\BELFRY /\oo/\
C:\&gt;WINDOWS C:\&gt;WINDOWS\CRAWL C:\&gt;WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\&gt;cd Bob C:\Bob&gt;HUMOR File not found ((A)bort (R)etry (F)ail?).
C:\&gt;cd\windows...C:\WINDOWS\&gt;del *.* ...........Y
C:\&gt;chkdsk c: ... Formatting Track 0 Head 0
C:\&gt;del *.*
C:\&gt;del c:\reality.sys copy a:\pern\*.* c:
C:\&lt; COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE.
C:\&lt;erase c:\reality.sys copy a:\pern\*.* c:
C:\Airplane C:\Airplane\Takeoff C:\Airplane\Fly C:\Airplane\Crash
C:\BARNDOOR\OPEN\RUN\ZIP\NOW.EXE /BLUSH
C:\BBS and C:\Bwave. All I need to survive.
C:\BBS\BLUEWAVE\TREK-TAGS
C:\BELFRY /\oo/\ This is where bat files are kept /\oo/\
C:\BELFRY is where I keep by .BAT files ^^^OO^^^ ^^^OO^^^
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
C:\BELFRY&gt; DEL *.BAT
C:\BELFRY: the directory for .BAT files
C:\BWAVE\SCIFI.TAG
C:\BW\TAGLINES.BW (or whatever) so that it will
C:\Belfry "Where I keep my .BAT files"
C:\CAT C:\DOG Execute TREE.COM?
C:\CAT C:\OWNER\PET\CAT C:\CAT\IGNORE\OWNER
C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad president or filename
C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach
C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach?
C:\COFFEE.CUP missing SysOp Halted
C:\COFFEE.POT missing &lt;A&gt;bort &lt;R&gt;etry &lt;F&gt;all asleep?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (E)nter message?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (E)nter message?
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
C:\COFFEE.POT not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out?
C:\COMMS\BLUWAV\UPLOAD\FATCHANCE
C:\COMM\TAGFILES\GRAIL.TAG
C:\CONGRESS\&gt; PATCH GOP.RTP &lt;enter&gt;
C:\COPY A:\DAD\*.DNA+B:\MOM\*.DNA C:\BABY.EXE
C:\DAMSEL.EXE XLinked with DISTRESS.COM...RESCUE (Y/n)?
C:\DAMSEL.EXE cross linked with DISTRESS.COM..RESCUE? Y/N
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked to DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM -- Rescue? (Y/N)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM..RESCUE? Y/N C:\DOS
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked with DISTRESS.COM: RESCUE- (Y)es, (N)o
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.BAT. Rescue? (Y/N)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.COM. RESCUE? (Y/n?)
C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.DAT. Rescue? (Y/n).
C:\DATA C:\DATA\RUN C:\DATA\RUN\WINDOWS C:\NCC-1701\BOOM
C:\DEL C:\REALITY.SYS. C:\COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\DICK C:\DICK\STIFFEN C:\DICK\PUMP C:\DICK\CUM C:\DICK\SHRIVEL
C:\DISK\RUN C:\DISK\CRAS C:\OPERATOR\KICK\COMPUTER
C:\DOLE RUN C:\DOLE LOSE C:\RUSH THROW TANTRUM
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOZE\SNORE\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
C:\DOS -&lt; C:\DOS\RUN -&lt; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS -&gt; C:\DOS\RUN -&gt; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMOK
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN PLEASE\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\GET_A4000.BUY
C:\DOS -&gt; C:\DOS\RUN -&gt; C:\Windows\Crash -&gt; C:\@TOFIRST@\CRY
C:\DOS C:\DOS\INSTLL\WIN95 C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH C:\USER\THROW\PC
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\DOWNLOAD\A:\VIRUS C:\DOS\LAUGH
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMOK
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS C:\WIN95\INFECT\DOS C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS&gt; C:\DOS\RUN&gt; C:\DOS\CRASH&gt; C:\USER\&gt;FORMAT C:
C:\DOS&gt; C:\DOS&gt;RUN RUN\DOS\RUN WATCH\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS&gt; C:\DOS\RUN&gt; C:\DOS\RUN\FAST&gt; C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS. C:\DOS\RUN. C:DOS\RUN\AMOK.
C:\DOS...C:\DOS\RUN...RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS5-&gt;Loadfix PCBored.Exe
C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH
C:\DOS;C:\WIN;C:\WIN\SCREW\UP;C:\ME\DEL\WIN;C:\ME\RUN\OS2
C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILITIES;\DOCS;\HELP;\WHERE;\THE;\HECK;\AM_I
C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILS;\DOC;\HELP;\WHERE;\THE;\FU@%;\AM_I
C:\DOS> C:\DOS\RUN> C:\DOS\CRASH> C:\USER\>FORMAT C:
C:\DOS\COMMAND\UTIL\SYSTEM\HELP\WHERE\THE\FCK\AM_I
C:\DOS\GET_A4000.BUY
C:\DOS\PROGRAMS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILITIES\WINDOWS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\AM\I???
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:\OS2\FLY
C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN WATCH\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-)
C:\DOS\RUN -&gt; C:\Windows\Crash -&gt; C:\@F\CRY
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WIN\CRASH C:\DOS\CRASH C:\OS2\BEHAVE\PROPERLY
C:\DOS\RUN. Run DOS, run!
C:\DOS\RUN...C:\DOS\RUN\SILVER.EXP...C:\LOCKUP.SYS!!!
C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN
C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:WINDOWS\CRASH C:\ME\DEL\WINDOWS
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\BATCH\UTILS\API\DOCS\READ\STORED\WHERE\THE\HELL\AM\I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\NEW\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HELL AM I???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\H*LL\AM\I\!!???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\OS2\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F$#%\AM\I???
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F!@$\AM_I?
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILITY\DOCS\HELP\WHERE_THE_HECK_AM_I!!??
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\ME\WHERE\THE\FU@%\AM\I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE !@#$! AM I?!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE_THE_!@#$!_AM_I?!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILTIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F()@% AM I
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTIL\BATCH\STORE\DOC\ASCII\ZIP\WHERE\THE\HELL\AM\I!
C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTIL\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE HECK AM I !!
C:\DOS\SYS\UTILS\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\H***\AM__I???
C:\DOS\TELE\DOCS\HELP\WHERE THE F(&$# AM I
C:\DOS\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\HECK\AM\I
C:\Divorce.Sys "Echo Y| Erase \Wife\*.*
C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . . Run\Dos\Run
C:\EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
C:\ENERGIZE.BUN halted, &lt;R&gt;eplace, &lt;K&gt;eep going, &lt;A&gt;nd going
C:\ENERGIZE.BUN halted, Replace, Keep going, And
C:\GRAFICOS\GIF\MAROTOS\PORCOS\NOJENTOS\ENA!
C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW!
C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\KINKY\REDHEAD\WOW!
C:\I\DO\NOT\HAVE\TOO\MANY\NESTED\SUB\DIRECTORIES
C:\Immortal\MacLeod\Highlander
C:\JACKSON\MICHAEL\NOSE.BIT missing ... Sue Plastic Surgeon [Y/n]
C:\JUNK\TRASH\GROSS\DELETED\WINDOWS
C:\Like, totally excellent choice of a file, dude!
C:\ME\GET\CARRIED\AWAY\WITH\SUB\DIRECT\ORIES!
C:\MS-DOS; C:\MS-DOS; C:\MS-DOS\RUN; C:\MS-DOS\RUN\WINDOWS; Yea right
C:\NOWHERE\WINDOWS.NT
C:\ONGRTLNS.W95
C:\ONGRTSWI.N95 (Apple Inc.)
C:\OPEN\MOUTH\INSFOOT.EXE
C:\OS2\Run;C:\OS2\Run\DOS;C:\OS2\Run\Windows;C:\Me\Toss\Windows
C:\PCBACKUP&gt;Insert disk 1 of 1362 360 Kb disks!
C:\PCBACKUP&gt;Insert disk 1 of 1362 disks!
C:\PCBOARD&gt;ERROR #00: CPU TOO *BORED* TO CONTINUE
C:\POLITICS.TMP corrupted. Delete (Y/N)?
C:\PROGRAM, C:\PROGRAM\RUN, C:\PROGRAM\BOMB, C:\PROGRAMME
C:\PROGRAMMER\BUY.UZI
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS95
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\WASTE\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS\DEL *.*
C:\PROGRAMS\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS
C:\PROGRAM\RUN C:\PROGRAM\CRASH C:\PROGRAMMER\FIRED
C:\PROGRAM\RUN RUN\PROGRAM\RUN AW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
C:\Planets\Earth\ is 99% full. Please delete unnecessary people.
C:\Police Not Found: Try Adult Bookstore [Y/N]?
C:\QMODEM\BLUEWAVE TYPE BORG.TAG REPLY.MSG
C:\QMODEM\BLUEWAVE&gt; TYPE BORG.TAG &gt;&gt; REPLY.MSG
C:\REALITY.SYS failure, &lt;A&gt;bort, &lt;R&gt;etry, &lt;I&gt;nitialize dream sequence?
C:\REALITY.SYS failure, Abort, Retry, Initialize
C:\SEM\TAGLINES\INFLAME.TAG
C:\STARTREK\DS9\KISSKIRA\INFIRMRY.HLP
C:\STARTREK\VOYAGER\LOST\GILLIGAN.HLP
C:\TERM\BWAVE\FUNNY.BW
C:\Tagsalot\SciFi.tag
C:\UTIL\GRAPHIX\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\KINKY\AMAZING\DAMN!
C:\UTIL\NAUGHTY\VIRUS\NASTY\VICIOUS\VIRULENT\EXTRABAD
C:\VAMPIRE is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\WHATTHEHELLYOULOOKINGAT\STUPID
C:\WIN C:\WIN\RUN PLEASE\WIN\RUN
C:\WIN C:\WIN\RUN \RUN\WIN\RUN C:\WIN\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\SMOKE
C:\WIN95&gt;del *.* &lt;-- The most efficient solution
C:\WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\AMUCK
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PROGRAMS\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\USER DEL WIN
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RU . . . . . . . . . . .ZZZZZZZZZZ
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\WIN C:\WINDOWS\BREAK
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\MICROSOFT\SUED
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY.
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS C:\WINDOWS&gt;DEL *.*
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\AMUCK
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN Please???
C:\WINDOWS DELTREE will really speed up your system
C:\WINDOWS&gt; del *.* I feel MUCH better now!
C:\WINDOWS&gt;DEL *.* I feel better now!
C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDO
C:\WINDOWS95;C:\WINDOWS95\RUN\APPS;C:\APPS\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.*
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now!
C:\WINDOWS\&gt;del *.* ...I feel much better now!
C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY
C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL See:Mac:Kick:Windows':#@$%%$#^&$%!!
C:\WINDOWS\DOS C:\WINDOWS\DOS\CRAWL C:\WINDOWS\DOS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS\RUN (I can't wait that long at my age!)
C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE
C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
C:\WINDOWS\WIN.DEX with Ammonia-D helps keep your Windows sparkling
C:\WIN\CRASH C:\PC\FRY C:\ME\USE\OS\2
C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS C:\ME\USE\OS2 C:\WIN\CRY C:\DOS\SIGH\WITH\RELIEF
C:\WORLD\HOMO.SAP corrupted. Delete (Y/N)?
C:\Windows C:\Windows\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\Windows C:\Windows\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\Windows C:\Windows\RUN C:\Windows\CRASH DEL *.*
C:\Windows C:\Windows\Run C:\Programs\Crawl
C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\RUN WATCH\\DOS\\CRASH
C:\arpal
C:\bluewave\tagline4.bw
C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\pet C:\pet\aardvark C:\aardvark\ignore\human
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\cat\ignore\human.
C:\program\run\run\program\run\AWWW\comeon\program\RUN!
C:\temp\upload\taglines.bw
C:\windows
C:\windows\crash
C:\windows\run
C:drive...C:drive run...C:drive crash...File not found.
C:pms.exe\bitch\shoot\on sight.run
C:} WIN Nope, I don't do Windows.
C= Amintosh 3000 - That's it
C= is still holding up the Amiga. Isn't that robbery?
C= is still holding up the Amiga. Isn't that robbery? [AET 37.4B #5]
C=:-) &lt;---- smiling chef
C=:-) User is a chef
C=}&gt;;*{)) Mega-Smilie...
C=};*{)) Mega-Smilie
C> Command not understood...Now erasing Hard Drive...
CA &gt;&gt; You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor
CA Condor? Tastes like a combo of Bald Eagle & Manatee
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm
CA EXPLAINING RELAY SERVICE ... AGAIN
CA Motorists Carefully Clean up Condom Spill - film at 11
CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11.
CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes.
CA bumper sticker: To change lanes, first pull out your 9mm
CA has Gang Wars. KS has Tammy. CA had 1st choice.
CA has gang wars. Kansas has Tammy!
CA raisins murdered, Cereal killer suspected.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nuts.
CA: The granola state - all fruits, nuts, and flakes!
CAA: Computer Addicts Anonymous
CABBAGE: The number of years a taxi has existed.
CABINET: When your taxi trap has been sprung.
CABLAM, I hit the *any*key and SuperNuked them germlins!!
CABLE.SYS Corrupt: [A]rgue [L]ie [D]BS?
CAC: Calling All Cars
CAC: Cash And Carry
CAD - Computer Aided Dummy
CAD = Computer artist who runs off with your spouse
CAD/CAM: Computer Am Dienstag/Chaos Am Mittwoch
CAD: - Computer Aided Desaster
CADAVERS do it six feet under.
CADAVERS do it under wraps.
CADAVERS do it with their eyes closed
CAESAREAN: a neighborhood in Rome
CAESAREAN: pertaining to a Roman city
CAF: Convert ASCII to Farsii
CAFFEINE NOT FOUND: (S)cream (K)ick wall (F)all asleep
CAFFEINE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled
CAFFEINE.SYS not found - Operator Halted
CAFFEINE: One of the four basic food groups.
CAFFEINE: The fifth food group
CAFMU "Computer Addicts For More Users"
CAFMU = Computer Addicts For Modem Upgrades
CAFMU=Computer Addicts For Motherboard Upgrades
CAI: Corrupt Accounting Information
CAIL: Crash After I Leave
CAIRO: Just another city in Egypt
CAJI: Acronym for Crackpot Association of Junior Investigators.
CAL Sucks; UCLA Swallows
CALCULUS MAJORS do it in increments.
CALCULUS STUDENTS do it by parts
CALCULUS: the agony and dx/dt
CALIFORNIANS do it laid back.
CALL THE POLICE!! THIS TAGLINE IS STOLEN!!
CALLAHAN WILLIAMS ROUTT STRONG JUDE OWENS LANGHORNE * VA 1630 - 1810
CALLING SOMETHING A FIGURE OF SPEECH DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE.-Death
CALORIE(n):a unit measuring the amount of flavour in food
CALORIE: A unit that tells you how good food tastes.
CALVINISM: S*** happens because you don't work hard enough.
CAMELOT: A place where they park camels
CAMELOT: the place to shop for a used dromedary.
CAMELS do it with props (Sopworth Camel was aeroplane with a propeller).
CAMFU = Computer Addicts Foster Modem Usage
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CAN THIS REALLY BE MY LIFE? Or has there been some mistake?
CAN YA??!?!!?!?!?!?!
CAN'T LET HER GET AWAY....MICHAEL JACKSON
CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR
CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
CANADA - Nine months of winter, three of bad skiing.
CANADA CALLING: Quebec for sale cheap. Must take it all.
CANADA: The land of ice and snow, and gun control. -Dik
CANADA: Our wind blows trees really well.
CANADIAN DOS: Format c:? Yer sure, eh? [S]ure [N]o-way
CANADIAN(n):like American, but no handguns & with Healthcare! &lt;G&gt;
CANADIAN(n):like American,but no gun&with Healthcare!
CANADIANS do it bilingually.
CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser!
CANCELLED CHECK: a Czechoslovakian abortion
CANDIASIS NETWORK: Self rising yeast for Jesus!
CANNIBAL - One who is apt to pass his best friend.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people
CANONICALS, n. The motley worn by Jesters of the Court of Heaven.
CAO: Compare Apples to Oranges
CAPS LOCK - A tight chin strap for a baseball hat
CAPS LOCK!! ... When can i have my Caps Lock?
CAPSIZE: The same dimensions as one's hat.
CAPT'N! ... @L is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TLX!
CAPT'N! @F is unlurking off the port bow, arming his Tag-O-Matic
CAPT'N! @F's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Tag-O-Matic!
CAPT'N! @N is unlurking off the port bow, arming his Tag-O-Matic
CAPT'N! @N's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Tag-O-Matic!
CAPT'N! @TName's uncloaking off the port bow. He's arming his Golded!
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TAG-X PRO!
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ uncloaking off the port bow, and he's arming his Tag-X!
CAPT'N.....Bullitt unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his TLX!
CAPT'N.....Orville unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his @%&*!
CAPT'N.....Theist unlurking off the port bow, and he's arming his OLX!
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD - Make It So Long
CAPTAIN KIRK does it where no man has gone before.
CAPTAIN!! Moderator decloaking on the port#!$&^@ NO CARRIER
CAPTAIN!!!!!! Moderator decloaking on the port#^!$&^!$@ \SLMR\TAGL
CAR BUF: on a car owned by Bill Buff.
CAR CUSTOMISERS do it with a hot rod
CAR MECHANICS jack it.
CAR: Cancel Accounts Receivable
CARBOHYDRATES ARE NOT OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!
CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it halfheartedly
CARDIOLOGISTS do it lightheartedly
CARE TO SHARE????!!!
CARFIELD activates any Monday
CARIBBEAN CONTRABAND: The Ultimate Adventure Game!!
CARLY SIMON - The anticipation is over.
CARMEN SAN DIEGO - Here
CARNIVORE: People Dancing And Playing Music In The Street.
CAROL CHANNING - Well, Goodbye Dolly
CAROL MARCUS: Jim Kirk was many things, but he was never a Boy Scout!
CARPE DIEM! Seize the Day!
CARPENTERS do it tongue-in-groove
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPENTERS nail harder
CARPET FITTERS do it on their knees.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CARRIER
CARRIER Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
CARRIER LOST DURING DATA TRANSFER.. .. . . &lt;crash&gt;
CARRIER LOST DURING DATA TRANSFER.. .. . . CALL USN
CARRIER LOST.....Disconnect life support? (Y/n)
CARRIER or NO CARRIER, that is the question !
CARRIERed away on a BAUDaholic trip!
CARROLL O'CONNOR - Archie Bunker's Place
CARROT JUICE?!?! --6th Dr.
CARTEL: Getting your vehicle to pass information.
CARTOONISTS do it with just a few good strokes
CASCADE activates Sep 1 - Dec 31
CASH ONLY! We know your kind!
CASINO activates Apr 15th
CASINO activates Jan 15th
CASPER activates Apr 1st
CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: Kiddie Trainer for DOOM ][!
CASTRATE(n): hotel room cost for actors
CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Fur ball puker
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. 3. Fur ball puker.
CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Fur ball puker
CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
CAT /KAT/ n Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
CAT : A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT : Furry keyboard cover.
CAT : Furry, really annoying keyboard cover.
CAT ADVICE: Take some time to eat the flowers.
CAT ON KEYBOARD: Brng fuud prefurably fesh
CAT ON KEYBOARD: brng fuud, prefurble stake
CAT PROBLEMS: Drawers that make no allowance for tails.
CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
CAT RULE #4: Reserve hairballs for shag carpets.
CAT RULE #8: Add roughage to human's food by shedding on it.
CAT SCAN: Lookin fer hookers
CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY -Dog
CAT Scan: Searching for a kitten
CAT Scan: What dogs do when they enter your yard.
CAT Scan: a hi-tech device for examining cats.
CAT Scan: a medical test for the presence of furballs.
CAT caveman for DAMIT!
CAT reader seems to be conflicting with the mouse.
CAT scan: Searching for a kitty.
CAT! GET AWAY from the monitor! Geezzzz!
CAT'S ARE NOT CLEAN,THEY'RE JUST COVERED IN "CAT SPIT".
CAT(n):fast psychotic animal bred for target practice.
CAT-Scan: What dogs do when they enter your yard
CAT. I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here.
CAT.COM started. Computer will barf a hairball in five seconds.
CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in 5 seconds!
CAT.COM started. Computer will hack hairball in 5 secs
CAT.COM started. Computer will hairball in five seconds.
CAT.COM started. Computer will barf a hairball in 5 secs.
CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
CAT: "Cat do this", "Cat do that"; what am I? A dog?
CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur.
CAT: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
CAT: A small furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT: Black or white, may or may not be missing. Contact Schredinger.
CAT: Confused And Tired
CAT: I hope that @F gal put litter in here
CAT: I hope that All gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Hastings gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Orville gal put litter in here.
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ...
CAT: Talk about cooped up!
CAT: Tell me again, how do you 'hang ten'?
CAT: Walking ego with fur.
CAT: You came in a box? That explains everything
CAT: a bundle of fluffy love
CAT: a small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf.
CAT: you've had more RAM than a field of sheep!
CAT:Climb Your Way To The Top. That's What Drapes Are For
CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of cats.
CATALYST n. An alphabetical list of Italian cats
CATASATROPHE: Award given to the cat with the cutest buns.
CATASTROPHE: The award given to the cat with the nicest buns
CATASTROPHY(n): Award given to feline with the cutest buns
CATASTROPHY: Award for the best looking feline butt
CATASTROPHY: Award for the feline with the nicest buns.
CATCH WILLY and Make Him Do Tricks!
CATDISK - Beyond Disk Cataloging
CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
CATFOOD.CAN not found...Eat Microsoft mouse? Y/N
CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??
CATGUTS.EXE not found, (A)bort (R)etry (L)ook under tire!
CATHOLIC LITE: all of the beauty, none of the guilt!
CATHOLICS do it a lot
CATHOLICS talk about it after wards.
CATS - Cats Are Totally Stupid.
CATS ARE IT!
CATS ARE SMARTER THAN DOGS THEY JUST DON'T LET YOU KNOW!
CATS LIKE PLAIN CRISPS
CATS as cats CAN!
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sorcery."
CATS. CATS ARE NICE. --Death.
CATS: Good for dusting high places.
CATS: Living proof that a life of eating and sleeping can't be all bad
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
CATS: The more you run over them the flatter they get (try it!)
CATapult: device for thowing cats long distances.
CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legge\SLMR\TAGLINE
CATapult: used to rid oneself of annoying, furry, 4-legged noisemaker!
CATasstrophe: An award for the cat with the nicest buns
CATastrophe: Add CAT to any body of water
CATerpillar: A soft scratching post for a kitten.
CATifornia: The sunshine State for cats.
CATolick: A religiously clean kitty.
CATscan: searching for a kitty.
CAUGHT IN THE FLOOD by Noah Zark.
CAUSE: The noises made by crows.
CAUTERIZE(n): Made eye contact with her
CAUTION - Incorrigable punster. Don't incorrige!
CAUTION MURPHY FIELD
CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.
CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION! CAUTION! CAPITALS ARE BEING USED. PLUG YOUR EARS!
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION! Earth First decals may obscure your vision
CAUTION! Not to be taken internally.
CAUTION! Pyrotechnician is armed and off his medication.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn at all times.
CAUTION! Sleepy brain at work.
CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.
CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION! Texas ahead: Use alternate route!
CAUTION! The Users Bite.
CAUTION! The tagline you steal may be your own!
CAUTION! Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station!
CAUTION! Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION! recipes may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution!
CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings.
CAUTION! Big tool.
CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work!
CAUTION! Blue Wave roaring through here!
CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION! CAUTION!
CAUTION! CAUTION! Pull up! Pull up! Eject! Eject!
CAUTION! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
CAUTION! Contents under pressure.
CAUTION! Corny tagline alert.
CAUTION! DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE!
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
CAUTION! Do NOT reuse tagline. Dispose in bit bucket
CAUTION! Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.
CAUTION! Do not install prior to installation.
CAUTION! Do not operate heavy machinery while reading tagline!
CAUTION! Do not remove this cover.
CAUTION! Douglas County Secret Weapon's Laboratory
CAUTION! E-MAIL XING
CAUTION! High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED.
CAUTION! Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked.
CAUTION! I steal taglines!
CAUTION! I was not hired for my disposition.
CAUTION! I've been drinking and am at the keyboard again.
CAUTION! INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCOURAGE
CAUTION! Incorrigible Punster! Don't Incorrige
CAUTION! Intel Inside!
CAUTION! Look out for the Blue Wave!
CAUTION! Man with tools.
CAUTION! No serviceable components inside.
CAUTION! Not to be taken internally.
CAUTION! OBJECTS ON SCREEN ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
CAUTION! Off Medication and Dangerous.
CAUTION! PET XING
CAUTION! Programmer X-ing
CAUTION! Pyrotechnician is armed and off his medication.
CAUTION! REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn at all times.
CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn!
CAUTION! Silver Xpress roaring through here!
CAUTION! Slippery when oiled.
CAUTION! Slow Children at Play!
CAUTION! Speed kills!!!
CAUTION! Speed will getcha!!!
CAUTION! Student BBS'er at the Wheel...
CAUTION! Stupidity may prove fatal if used excessively.
CAUTION! Tagline may explode if heated!
CAUTION! Taglines can be hazardous to disk space!
CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION! The Users Bite.
CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy equivalent.
CAUTION! This Stuff is Addictive
CAUTION! This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION! This Tagline stops for page breaks.
CAUTION! This User Bites!
CAUTION! This recipe offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION! This side up.
CAUTION! This tagline stops for all page breaks.
CAUTION! Trained service people only.
CAUTION! Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station!
CAUTION! Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
CAUTION! recipes may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION!! This house protected by Killer Dust Bunnies!
CAUTION!!! Do NOT look at laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION!!!!! OFF MEDICATION
CAUTION* Always unplug computer before typing "dblspace"
CAUTION, SYSTEM DETECTED A VIRUS. TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!
CAUTION--The Users Bite
CAUTION. Taglines can be hazardous to disk space!
CAUTION... we have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical.
CAUTION...Digitally Disabled WebSite ahead...Use 300 baud only.
CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical
CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon on our tactical station!
CAUTION: Armed, Dangerous, and off Medication
CAUTION: Avoid using plastic and aluminum while preparing formula.
CAUTION: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication...
CAUTION: Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
CAUTION: Flag decals may obscure your vision.
CAUTION: Genealogy may be addictive!!
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION: SysOp under pressure!
CAUTION: Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
CAUTION: This Tagline offensive to some audiences.
CAUTION: This stuff is addictive
CAUTION: Toxic Tag Line
CAUTION: Tribble Crossing ******************************
CAUTION: tribble crossing ahead ******************
CAUTION: @TOFIRST@ is Armed, Dangerous, and off Medication
CAUTION: Armed, dangerous, out of asylum and off medication.
CAUTION: Blow Job in process !
CAUTION: Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards!
CAUTION: DRIVER CARRIES NO GRATEFUL DEAD TAPES
CAUTION: DRIVER EMITS DEADLY GAS'
CAUTION: Dangerous, and off medication...
CAUTION: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye.
CAUTION: Do not attempt to dribble or slam dunk your monitor
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation.
CAUTION: Do not look directly at laser w/remaining eye
CAUTION: Do not look into laser with remaining eyeball!
CAUTION: Do not stand up while room is in motion!
CAUTION: Don't look into laser beam with remaining eye
CAUTION: Genius at... Uh, I forgot!!!
CAUTION: Hockey is addictive.
CAUTION: I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION: Icy Sting of Cold Reality, Next 75 Miles
CAUTION: Incorrigible punster... DO NOT Incorrige!
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
CAUTION: Programmer X-ing..
CAUTION: REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE
CAUTION: RIDER MAY BAIL AT ANY TIME
CAUTION: Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn a
CAUTION: Tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
CAUTION: The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy e
CAUTION: This house protected by Killer Dust Bunnies!
CAUTION: This tagline has a Virus!!!
CAUTION: Trigger Happy Klingon at Tactical!!
CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only!
CAUTION: be very careful of warnings.
CAUTION: perfecshunist at werk
CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
CAUTIONwe have a trigger-happy Klingon at Tactical.
CAVALIERS do it mounted
CAVE DWELLERS - Body Grease By GOODBOY OF BEVERLY HILLS
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Hookbill The Koopa!
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Kamek and Kamek's Toadies!!!
CAVE OF WICKEDNESS: Naval Pirhana!!
CAVERN.QT found: (H)ug, (R)ib, (W)ave-Rider tech-support?
CAVERS do it in the mud.
CAVIAR: Unborn offsprings of dead fish. Yum!!!
CAVU: Mythical WX legends swapped by LA Basin pilots
CAW!-CAW! FU*K I'M DEAD! -The Crow
CB'ers do it on the air.
CB: Consult Bozo
CBA: Compare and Branch Anyway
CBA: Compare if Biorhythms Amenable
CBBR: Crash and Blow Boot Read-only memory
CBC Newsworld - I'd rather have the six pack...\
CBIP Current Book In Progress
CBIP: Five Hundred Years After; S. Brust; 15/553
CBIP: Current Book In Progress.
CBM--Could've Been Marketed
CBM: Crash-prone Buggy Machines
CBN, where we define truth, and you get to believe it.
CBNC: Close, But No Cigar
CBS = See the BS. BBS = Be the BS!
CBS Evening News...Rather liberal
CBS Television: (C)ommunist (B)roadcasting (S)ystem
CBS now continues with "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"!
CBS's replacement for the NFL - Mike on lame jazz band
CBS, America's number one network for 17 years.
CBS...the Eyecon.
CBS...the Eyecon.
CBS: Clobber BootStrap
CBSCollection of Bloopers by Squier!!!
CBaker Virus: blinds you in VGA mode and repeats all commands 3 times.
CBers do it on the air.
CC: Call Calvery
CC: Compliment Core
CCB: Chocolate Chip Byte-mode
CCB: Chocolate Chip Byte-modeCCCC - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
CCB: Consult Crystal Ball
CCBS Close Cover Before Striking
CCC - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu.
CCC: Crash if Carry Clear
CCCComputer SSSSex CCCCauses FFFFinger SSSStuttering!!!!!
CCCOMPUTER SSSEX CCCAUSES FFFINGER SSSTUTTERING!
CCCP: Conditionally Corrupt Current Process
CCCP: format CCCP: /u
CCD: Choke Cough and Die
CCD: Clear Core and Dump
CCG Rule #1: When in doubt, READ THE CARD! Then try common sense.
CCITT Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Taglines Today
CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.
CCITT - Change Communications-program Immediately To Terminate!
CCITT - Change Communications-program Immediately To Terminate!CCCITT: Cannot Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT: Can't Certify I Trust Telecom.
CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
CCITT= Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
CCP: Clear Core and Proceed
CCR: Change Channels at Random
CCS: Chinese Character Set
CCW + Vermont = Safest State In The U.S. of A.!
CCWR: Change Color of Write Ring
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh
CD 101.1 - Modern Rock for Columbus b. August 21st 1990
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM
CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ...ÿÿÿÿ
CD WINDOWS\HELP\MOREHELP\OH_NO\ARRRGGGH\KILL_WIN\TRY_OS2
CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE.
CD activates Thursday the 12th
CD failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate (B)eg
CD is write protected, (R)etry or (E)mulate format?
CD players contribute to laziness.
CD players: all that technology and it STILL skips!!!!
CD&gt;for some tags on motorbikes, Harley's in particular! I'll be surprised
CD-BTzttrinarkst tDalsW, CDtt, forei
CD-ROM == Bad Upload / Download Ratio's !
CD-ROM ACCESS - Dedicated to Service
CD-ROM: The most space-efficient place to keep your porno GIFs.
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CD-ROM: The most space-efficient place to keep your porno GIFs
CD-WOM, Wead Onwy Memowy.
CD32 the computer Commodore should have designed instead of the A500
CD32: TO BE THIS GOOD WILL TAKE SEGA AGES
CD: Civil Defense = Civil Disobedience. NEVER DISARM!
CD: Complement Disk
CDA: Computer Dumb Ass
CDC þ Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... !
CDC: Clear Disk and Crash
CDC: Close Disk Cover
CDIOOAZ: Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes
CDMA: Code derision multi-pied accostic
CDS: Change Disk Speed
CD\shutdown\logoff\bar\beer\music\girl\car\bed\sex\sleep
CD^32 -- the best thing God gave us since zip-lock!
CE Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile.
CE pt.II- Casting Explosive Runes on the Inn's menus
CE&gt; Hey, Ryan...How about...MORE CALVIN AND HOBBES taglines? :-)
CEC - Ostaa, myy, vaihtaa, varastaa
CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA, the City of 5 Seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Road Construction
CEKC'EH'oBAr3'EH'BAK'EH'BOY
CEL06 - Luck o' the Irish
CELEBRITY.COM not working. Delete Hollywood Y/N?
CELERY: High class wages.
CELL: The opposite of buy.
CELLISTS give better hand jobs.
CELLULAR YES....and call my lawyer.
CEMU: Close Eyes and Monkey with User space
CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE
CENSUS: Sight, smell, hearing, touch and taste.
CENTAURI EMPEROR: How will this end? KOSH: In fire.
CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.
CEO of Kamek/Mako Tagline Industries
CEO: "Miss Smith, get my broker." Secretary: "Stock or pawn?"
CEOs DO IT at conventions
CEOs DO IT in conference rooms.
CEOs DO IT to the rest of the company
CEOs do it at conventions.
CEOs do it to the employees.
CEOs do it to the rest of the company
CEPHEID: (1) Another exception to 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'.
CEPHEID: (2) A star which shines doubt upon cosmological assumptions.
CEQ: Corrupt and Erase Queue
CEREBRAL BOOT SECTOR BAD OR MISSING.
CEX: Call EXterminator
CF&C stole it, fair and square. -- Tim Hahn
CF&gt; I'm wondering if any of ye out there have any taglines from Ranma
CF: Come From [replaces goto]
CFE: Call Field Engineer
CFI: See, Crab
CFL Fans like it longer, wider and faster!
CFL football still available in the nations capital!!
CFL franchise deal! Buy now, no payments 'til 1999!
CFL: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N Football League
CFL: If it's not one Flutie, it's the other.
CFL: even the offseason goes down to the final second!
CFOs DO IT with flow
CFP: Change and Forget Password
CFS: Corrupt File Structure
CG: Convert to Garbage
CGA = Computer Geeks Anonymous
CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE
CGA is the pallete from hell
CGA: Computer Geeks Anonymous.
CGA: Crummy Graphics Always. Monochrome times four.
CGA: Chump's Graphics Adapter
CGA: for chumps who can't afford monochrome
CH Conference Host
CH CH What is missing? UR
CH: Create Havoc
CHAAS ..... what on earth is that ?
CHAINSAW CONSULTANT - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head
CHAMELEON BBS, POB 252 Victor, NY 14564 (716) 742-1909
CHARACTER DENSITY--The number of very weird people in the office.
CHARISMA: An ass-hole with a Personality
CHARLES BRONSON - ALIVE Wish
CHARLES does it royally.
CHARLES! You put the moon back this minute!
CHARLES, PRINCE OF WALES - "Never Say Di"
CHARLTON HESTON - MCMXXIV-MMXXXIX
CHARMING SPOT! DOCTOR! --Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart.
CHASTITY BELT---A labor-saving device.
CHASTITY: The most unnatural of sexual perversions.
CHCJ: Compare Haig to Christine Jorgensen
CHEAP is only one letter away from HEAP!
CHEAPER THAN IBM: P.C. CLONE(l)
CHEAPEST WAY TO TRACE A FAMILY TREE: Run for political office.
CHEAPSKATES pay less for it.
CHECK OUT THIS TAGLINE! Made you look! Made you look!
CHEERLEADERS do it between periods.
CHEERLEADERS do it enthusiastically
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEETAH: One who does not play by the rules.
CHEFS do it for dessert.
CHEFS do it in the kitchen
CHEFS do it with spice.
CHEKOV: Air lock 4 has been opened. A thruster suit is reported miss
CHEKOV: We are looking for nuclear "wessels".
CHEKOV: What's emergency plan "B" ?
CHEKOV: You are a master of understatement!
CHEKOV: You are in "violation" of Neutral Zone treaty!
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it in packed beds!
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it under a fume hood
CHEMISTS do it in an excited state.
CHEMISTS do it in test tubes
CHEMISTS do it in the fume hood
CHEMISTS do it organically.
CHEMISTS do it periodically on table
CHEMISTS do it reactively
CHEMISTS do it with pipettes.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHESS PLAYERS do it in their minds
CHESS PLAYERS do it knightly.
CHESS PLAYERS do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates
CHESS PLAYERS make better mates.
CHESS PLAYERS mate better.
CHESSPLAYERS check their mates.
CHEVORLET: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extende
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?)
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
CHEWIE: "Ack! Ack!" þ LUKE: "What's wrong?!" þ HAN: "Hairball."
CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence
CHICAGO - 25 or 624 (I forgot)
CHICKEN: An animal eaten both before birth & after death
CHICKEN: The only animal you eat before it's born & after it's dead.
CHICKEN: Only animal eaten before birth & after death.
CHICKEN: The egg's way of making more eggs.
CHICKEN: The only animal you eat before it's born and after it's dead.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born, and after they are dead
CHIEFS do it with tradition.
CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY
CHILD: Thing that stands between an adult and the TV set
CHILDHOOD...That happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep.
CHILDISH GAME: One at which you cannot beat your spouse.
CHILDISH: Leaks directly into drain, loves to see it bubble
CHILDREN, Life's Shareware Registration Fee
CHILDREN.ZIP...Great program, but no documentation
CHILDREN: God's daily reminders that Yes, you were crazy.
CHILDREN: THE MOST INSIDIOUSLY BUILT STRESS ENHANCERS
CHILDREN: The most common of sexually transmitted diseases
CHILI----Stew with a definite attitude!
CHILL OUT: Data can never be human.
CHILL OUT: Ohura is NOT an elephant.
CHILL OUT: Q-ticus, "Really Jean-Luc, we are continuuamally immortal"
CHILL OUT: Uhura is NOT an elephant
CHINESE POPULATION EXPLOSION by Wee Fokem Young
CHINESE-CANTONESE: Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
CHINESE-MANDARIN: Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan
CHIP: One California hi-way patrolman.
CHIROPRACTORS are manipulators.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CHIROPRACTORS do it, but they X-ray it first.
CHK the DSK yourself, for once!
CHKBRAIN /F is getting scarier every time I run it lately.
CHKDSK: Check to see if the disk is still there.
CHOCOLATE NOT FOUND - Halt on all errors?
CHOCOLATE: Fifth essential food group.
CHOICE - what a beautiless LIE!
CHOIR BOYS do it unaccompanied
CHP Officer: Is that your true name? Jimmy Swaggart?
CHPAMR: CHase Pointers Around Machine Room
CHR$(32) - the Final Frontier... these are the voyages
CHR$(32): The Final Frontier!
CHRISTIAAN BARNARD - Our Hearts Go Out To You
CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR - THANK GOD I'M NOT CHRISTMAS!!!
CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN activates Dec 25th
CHRISTMAS TREE activates Apr 1st
CHRISTMAS TREE activates Dec 24 - Jan 1
CHROMATOGRAPHERS do it with packed columns.
CHSE: Compare Half-words and Swap if Equal
CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH!
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!
CHURCH SIGN: Come Early if you want a BACK SEAT!!!
CHURCH: A place where you encounter nodding acquaintances
CHeMIStRY is SYMBoLS
CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.
CIA files reveal: Kennedy shot himself
CIA mandatory privacy notice: your shower head is a hidden camera.
CIA: Mercenary soldiers = unilaterally controlled Latino Assets.
CIA= Cocaine Import Agency.
CIB: Change Important Byte
CIBOLA! Bumpty-bumpty-bump! - Trashcan Man
CIC: Cash In Chips
CICS....the darker side of COBOL!!!
CID: Compare and Ignore Data
CIGARETTES ARE THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF STATISTICS
CIGARETTES!??!!? YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME CIGARETTES?!?!!?
CIMM: Create Imaginary Memory Map
CINCI GREEK CHILI: Milder, yet somehow more toxic.
CIRCLE JERK...............................A very fat nerd
CIRCLE JERK..A very fat nerd
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS do it with silicon.
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS have a very low rise time.
CIRCUIT DESIGNERS offer VLSI
CITATION - The Mark of the Leader
CITY PLANNERS do it with their eyes shut
CITY STREET REPAIRMEN do it with three supervisors watching
CIVIL ENGINEERS build large erections with rigid members.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it by reinforcing it.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the dirt
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it in the soil.
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with an erection
CIVIL ENGINEERS do it with their bridges (britches) up.
CIZ: Clear If Zero
CK Fantasy Sports. Look for us in Fantasy Football `94
CLAMS GOT LEGS!
CLANK CLANK I'M A TANK!OJW
CLAP CLAP&gt; clap off &lt;CLAP&gt; ½¯¬’ NO CARRIER
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP> ½¯¬’ NO CARRIER
CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE IN OCAMPAS! --Neelix as Peter Pan
CLAP ON (clap, clap), CLAP OFF (clap,clap) %@#NO CARRIER
CLAP ON...CLAP OFF........NO CARRIER
CLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAPclapCLAP
CLASS OF '00 RULES ALL!!
CLASSIC GROCERIES: CHOPIN LISZT(l)
CLASSICAL MUSIC - Music that is not Popular
CLASSICAL: Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
CLBR: CLoBber Register
CLBRI: CLoBber Register Immediate
CLEAN HOUSE! .....SENATE, TOO!!
CLEAR THE BRIDGE! Mr. Worf just farted!
CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover.
CLEARED This tagline approved by Canada Customs.. CLEARED
CLEARED This tagline approved by U.S. Customs CLEARED
CLERICS do it with their gods
CLEVER PYGMY WOMEN'S TRACK TEAM: A bunch of cunning runts.
CLEVIS & BUCKHEAD: Comic team that was almost famous.
CLICHE: on a BMW!
CLICK HERE to play embedded .WAV file
CLICK mousie. DRAG mousie. KILL KILL KILL. Muwwahahahaha!
CLICK! RRRIP!: Disposable Tagline
CLIMAX..............................A large woodland tool
CLIMAX..A large woodland tool
CLIMBERS do it in harnesses.
CLIMBERS do it on rope.
CLIMBERS do it with dangling nuts.
CLIMBERS do it with their hands.
CLINTON & GORE ======= GONE IN FOUR!
CLINTON &lt;n&gt; See: Gay Loving, Draft Dodging, Womanizer
CLINTON (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer
CLINTON - &lt;C&lt;ompulsive &lt;L&lt;iar &lt;I&lt;n &lt;N&lt;ation's &lt;T&lt;op &lt;O&lt;ffice &lt;N&lt;ow.
CLINTON - The Courage to Quit
CLINTON = C.hief L.unatic I.s N.ow T.axing O.ur N.erves
CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
CLINTON = Congressional Leader Inhales Next Toke: Occuring November
CLINTON = Crazy Liberal Intent On Needlessly Trashing Our Nation
CLINTON ASKS QUESTION: Have you hugged your favorite Algo
CLINTON DOGGIE-STYLE:He sits up and begs, she plays dead.
CLINTON HEALTHPLAN ERROR, A)bort, R)etry, G)o back to tax payers
CLINTON IMPEACHED! LIBERAL DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!
CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues
CLINTON SUCKS --- BUT DOESN'T INHALE!
CLINTON SYS. INSTALLED,RODHIME.COM ASSUMING CONTROLL!!!!
CLINTON TO HILLARY: Hey, don't bother me, I am eating a Big Mac!
CLINTON and GORE - out in FOUR!!!
CLINTON does it to us.
CLINTON nominates this tagline for a CHANGE!
CLINTON virus: computer shuts down and blames CONGRESS virus!
CLINTON,(n), see: gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoking, womanizer.
CLINTON-Error in EXE file.
CLINTON-the Constitution is just a technicality.
CLINTON.COM =not= installed * HILLARY.SYS already loaded!
CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name
CLINTON.EXE - Bad President or File Name. Boot?
CLINTON.EXE - horrendous command or file name
CLINTON.EXE Corrupted! Obtain New President Today!
CLINTON.EXE Failed Clarity Inquiry, Enable HISSY.FIT
CLINTON.GOV Corrupt Reboot President? (Y/N/A)
CLINTON.LIE Virus Detected - Run LIMBAUGH.BAT To Correct.
CLINTON.LIE found. Cannot save COUNTRY.USA
CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt, please replace with PEROT.SYS
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED - RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED .... RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED ..... RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED .RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. -- RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. Hold new election (Y/n/q)?
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED. Unable to recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN LIMBAUGH.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS CORRUPTED: RUN REAGAN.EXE TO FIX
CLINTON.SYS Corrupted. Cannot Run DEVICE.USA
CLINTON.SYS Installed. BULL.SHT Operating
CLINTON.SYS Installed. BUSH.SHT Deleted. Bugs multiply!
CLINTON.SYS Installed....HIGHER.TAX Loading.
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA. (A)bort?
CLINTON.SYS corrupt - run GOP.EXE to fix
CLINTON.SYS corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
CLINTON.SYS corrupt; recommend that you optimize politics.
CLINTON.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics.
CLINTON.SYS found corrupt. Hold new election (Y/n/q)?
CLINTON.SYS installed. RODHAM.COM assuming control.
CLINTON.SYS is corrupt, ECONOMY.USA can't be recovered
CLINTON.SYS is corrupt. Unable to recover ECONOMY.USA
CLINTON/GORE ERROR: DIVISION BY ZERO.
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus bein
CLINTON: "THE TRUTH, IS ONLY A LIE WITH A SPIN DOCTOR".
CLINTON: Arkansaurus Taxandspendus
CLINTON: Certified Liar In National Top Office Now
CLINTON: Commie Lying Idiot Now Terrorizing Our Nation.
CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure!
CLINTON: The GOP's Most Valuable Asset!
CLINTON: The closest he come to a brainstorm is a drizzle
CLINTON: Total indulgence. Zero guilt.
CLINTON: [C]aught [L]ying [I]n [N]ine [T]imes [O]uta [N]ine
CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach
CLINTOON: If it won't increase taxes..I'LL VETO IT !!!
CLINTon - Like LINT but found only in the U.S. of A
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG!&gt; CLIP CLOP - Amish Drive-by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG&gt; &lt;BANG&gt; CLIP CLOP - Amish Drive by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP &lt;BANG&gt; CLIP CLOP......: Amish drive by shooting
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP BANG BANG CLIP CLOP - Amish Drive by
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP Hi Ho Argentum! AWAY!!!!
CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders with their backsides; a closed circle of asses
CLITORIS..........................A type of exotic flower
CLITORIS..A type of exotic flower
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOCK: A small device used to wake up people who have no children.
CLOCK: A small mechanical device used to wake people up with no kids.
CLOCK: Something that scares the daylight out of you.
CLONE OF MY OWN (to Home on the Range)
CLONE: (ka'lone) Kinda-Sorta-Like the real thing
CLOP ON, CLOP OFF, THE CLOPPER
CLOSE YOU EYES AND PRESS ESCAPE THREE TIMES.
CLOSED CAPTIONED IN HEX FOR PROGRAMMERS A0 EF 97 9F B0 4C
CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT
CLOTHED: The oppothite of open.
CLOUT: Call Long-distance On Unused Telephone
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
CLT Point (Fidonet 2:320/213.9)
CLUSTER ANALYSTS do it in groups
CLUTCH: Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken
CM of NYAPA, Shoptalk, and X-APA
CM taglines? MR not taglines! SAR CDEDBD dots? LIB MR taglines!
CM: Circulate Memory
CM: What is this?
CMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!
CMD: CPU Melt Down
CMD: Compare Meaningless Data
CME4DK: See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
CMF Music is very cheesy, I know... my mice love them!
CMI: Clobber Monitor Immediate
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CML: Compute Meaning of Life
CMN: Convert to Mayan Numerals
CMOS - Commonly Misunderstood
CMOS - Commonly Misunderstood Option Switchs
CMOS Checksum failure ... have you forgotten something?
CMOS. CMOS run. CMOS jump. Jump, MOS, jump!
CMOS... CMOS run... CMOS Jump... Jump MOS Jump!
CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches
CMOS: Computer Must Obliterate Sanity.
CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches
CMOS: The next generation
CMP: Create Memory Prosthesis
CMPQwk The _worst_ QWK mail reader. It needs Windows!
CMPQwk 1.42-07 Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong
CMPQwk þ The _worst_ QWK mail reader. It needs Windows!
CMS: Click MicroSwitch
CN: Compare Nonsensically
CNB: Cause Nervous Breakdown
CNE - Computer Nut...Enhanced
CNE's are a dime a dozen.
CNN Headlines: CIA uses taglines to transport coded messages
CNN Headlines: President Clinton caught when stealing Taglines.
CNN INTERNATIONAL: The world's Misery Leader
CNN style
CNN...News politically cleansed by Hanoi Jane.
CNS: Call Nonexistent Subroutine
CO Amendment 2 is Wrong! Discrimination is Wrong!
CO-MODS WITH DIRTY MINDS... ON THE NEXT GERALDO! &lt;GD&R!&gt; - Ed Lee
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
CO2 + H20 = H2CO3 H2CO3 + CACO3 = CAVE
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBBA 1995 - the nightmare continues
COBBA: Not just a users' group...it's your lunch too!
COBBA: Now featuring the $4.95 all you can eat buffet!
COBLE BAKER HASTINGS GENTRY WALLACE -- Southern US Southwestern MO
COBOL - Compile Only Because Of Luck
COBOL - Relationship between computers and stone axes
COBOL = Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length.
COBOL = Completely Obsolete, Boring Old Language
COBOL HACKERS do it by committee.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it very slow
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs
COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with reams (of paper).
COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES
COBOL and BASIC and C... Oh, My!
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL debugging: "If we can't fix it, it ain't broke"
COBOL hackers do it by committee.
COBOL is an acronym for "Compiles Only Because Of Luck."
COBOL is an exercise in Artificial Inelegance!
COBOL is for wimpy application programmers
COBOL is just a bug with syntax
COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
COBOL is not mutual intercourse
COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary
COBOL is the programming language from the Gods
COBOL programmers DO IT with reams (of paper)
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs
COBOL programmers do it with punctuation.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. ___ Blue Wave/QWK
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance.
COBOL programs are an exercise in AI.
COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
COBOL programs are examples of artificial inelegance
COBOL sucks, Pascal bytes, and assembly is a bits!
COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early.
COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
COBOL..(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
COBOL.....(C)rude (O)utdated (B)oring (O)bsolete (L)anguage
COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language
COBOL: 25 years of tradition unmarred by progress.
COBOL: A prime example of artificial inelegance.
COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
COBOL: Completely Obnoxious Because Of Length
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language
COBOL: Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic
COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language
COBRA: "Foundation garment" for Siamese twin women.
COBWEB SITE: A WWWeb Site that hasn't been updated for a long time
COCACOLA.BTL not found! SysOp dying of thirst!
COCACOLA.BTL not found! SysOp crashed!
COCKROACHES have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects
COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.
COCKTAILS & DREAMS 11PM TILL 8AM 01642 820386 THE BAR IS OPEN
COCS: Copy Object Code to Source
COD: Crash On Demand
CODING: A highly addictive drug
CODING: AN addictive Drug.
COED NAKED BILLIARDS...Get felt on the table
COFFE.COM not found: Operator Halted!
COFFEE -vs- WOMEN: They sell coffee at police stations
COFFEE AND DONUTS: Unitarian communion.
COFFEE makes the world go round
COFFEE(n): Break Fluid
COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez
COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
COFFEE.COM not found - Operator haulted!
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)nooze?
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd More, (R)eheat, (F)reak Out?
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze.
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat (F)reak out.
COFFEE.COM not found: (B)rew fresh (R)eheat (F)reakout
COFFEE.COM not found: A)bort, R)eheat, T)remble
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
COFFEE.COM not found: Operator Halted!
COFFEE.COM not located (A)dd more (R)etry (F)reak out
COFFEE.CUP empty - Operator shelled out to KITCHEN.EAT
COFFEE.CUP empty -- Now auto-shelling out to KITCHEN
COFFEE.CUP empty: Operator shelled out to kitchen
COFFEE.CUP empty: sysop shell out to kitchen
COFFEE.CUP missing Sysop Halted
COFFEE.CUP not found: (W)ash, (R)e-use, (D)rink straight from pot?
COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert cup and press any key
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
COFFEE.EXE Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic?
COFFEE.EXE not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep
COFFEE.MUG empty, (A)bort (R)efill (M)ake new pot
COFFEE.POT Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
COFFEE.POT corrupted: Found failure in module FILTER.
COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (E)nter message?
COFFEE.POT missing:(A)bort (R)etry (F)all alseep
COFFEE.POT not found: (L)ook For, (B)orrow Neighbor's, (P)anic?
COFFEE.POT not found: Kill (E)verybody (S)elected bodies (Y)ou?
COFFEE.POT not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak out?
COFFEE.POT not found; kill (E)verybody (S)elected bodies (Y)ou?
COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key
COFFEE.SYS missing... Operator halted
COFFEE.SYS not found. Operator halted
COFFEE.SYS: NMI ACTIVATED ... coffee pot empty ... Operator asleep
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
COFFEE: Can you imagine *other* addictions w/ free refills???
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
COFFIN: One of the symptoms of a chest cold.
COGITO EGGO SUM I think, therefore I am ... a waffle
COGITO ERGO EWTO
COGITO ERGO SUM: Slogan of people who don't think much.
COINCIDE: What one should do when it starts raining.
COINCIDENCE happens.
COITUS.....Large, wily, doglike animals
COITUS..An obscure musical instrument
COITUS..Large, wily, doglike animals
COLA: Poor coffee substitute!
COLB: Crash for Operator's Lunch Break
COLD BOOT : What you get when you kick an eskimo.
COLD COMFORT: Some of the worst things I've done have probably been forgotten by everyone but me
COLDBEER.CAN Found - Programmer LOADED.
COLDBEER.CAN NOT FOUND - SYSOP NOT LOADED.
COLDBEER.CAN Not Found. Operator Halted
COLDBEER.CAN found, SysOp probably loaded!
COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
COLDBEER.CAN halted. Operator shelled to kitchen
COLDBEER.CAN not found, USER not loaded
COLDBEER.CAN not found. Operator not loaded.
COLDBEER.CAN not found. SysOp pissed!
COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded. I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps
COLDCOFF.EE! NOT FOUND, OPERATOR NOT WIRED
COLDONE.BUD FOUND - SYSOP LOADED
COLE'S LAW - THINLY SLICED CABBAGE.
COLLECTIBLE CARD GAMES: the crack cocaine of gaming.
COLLECTORS do it in sets
COLLEGE EDUCATION: A way to give you more things to worry about.
COLLEGIANS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES
COLONEL SANDERS does it, and then licks his fingers.
COLORADO: For the discriminative type
COLT 45(n): only known permanent cure for cat box odor
COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness
COM1: Not responding Format Drive C: instead?
COM3, AUX, PRN) DO GOTO END
COM: Compost -- a.k.a. fecal matter
COM: Clear Operator's Mind
COMB: Straighten Wires
COMBAT AUTO THEFT, DRIVE AN UGLY CAR
COMDEX Moment #43: Gates unknowingly autographs OS/2
COMDEX: Sturgis for nerds
COME HUNTING, SISTER! --Ace's `sister.' Survival
COME ON DOWN, YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"
COME TO ME, MY CATSIS!!!
COME TO ME....BONNIE RAITT
COMEDIAN: A person who has a good memory for old jokes.
COMEDIANS do it for laughs
COMF: COMe From
COMICS: They arn't just for fat aging hippies anymore!
COMICS?? So what is this, a conference for comedians?
COMING IN AUGUST to a BBS near you! Blue Wave Reader v2.20!
COMING SOON - WINDOWS for Nintendo!
COMING SOON to a BBS near you! Blue Wave Reader v2.20!
COMING SOON! Robo-Frog IV, this time everyone gets hurt...real bad
COMING SOON: Software Developers Interface.
COMING: Dan's Bake Sale in Ft. Collins, Colo.
COMM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness.
COMMAND ERROR: A)bort, R)etry, U)se the Force
COMMAND.COM NOT FOUND! USING REALLYREALLYBIGBOOBOO.COM
COMMAND.COM is dead! Long Live 4DOS!
COMMAND.COM not found! Promote LTCMDR.COM? &lt;Y/n&gt;
COMMAND.COM not found! Promote LtCmdr.COM ??
COMMAND.COM not found, Promote LtCOMMANDER.COM? (Y/N)
COMMAND.COM not found. Activating random interrupts.
COMMAND.COM not found. Promote LTCMDR.COM (Y/N)?
COMMAND.COM not found. Running NONSENSE.COM. Ufdsk (Q/L)?
COMMAND.COM not found. System haulted
COMMAND.COM not found... replace with 4DOS.COM? &lt;Y/N&gt;
COMMAND.COM not loaded. System halted due to sobriety.
COMMAND.com will not respond...System Query: promote Lt-Cmdr.com?
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
COMMANDO'S do it for the insertion.
COMMENSURATE WITH EXPERIENCE: Minimum wage.
COMMITTEE: A life-form with several mouths but no brain.
COMMO -- lean, mean, communicating machine
COMMO, COMMO, COM doobie do down down...
COMMODITIES TRADERS do it in the pits
COMMODORE: - (C)ompany f(o)r Ra(m)sch (m)ismanagement and (o)bscure (d)evices (o)f Compute(r) (e)quipment
COMMODORE: - Come On Make My Ordinary Day Once Really Exciting!
COMMODORE: - Company Of Maximal Mismanagement, Offering Devices Of Rubbish Equipment
COMMOPNS, the {COMMO} sidekick!
COMMS is like black magic, just harder.
COMMUNICATION:Telephone, Television & TELL A WOMAN.
COMMUNICATIONS ENGINEERS do it 'til it Hertz
COMMUNICATIONS FAILURE: Error Code 123 - Incompetent Typist
COMMUNICATORS do it long distance.
COMMUNICATORS talk about it.
COMMUNISTS do it without class.
COMP-U-DATE listing by Chthulu: Female Vergin.
COMPLAINTS &gt; NUL
COMPLETELY OUT TO LUNCH, DUDE
COMPLEXITY FREAKS do it with minimum space.
COMPOSERS do it by numbers.
COMPOSERS do it with a quill and a staff
COMPOSERS do it with entire orchestras.
COMPOSERS leave it unfinished.
COMPOST: A heap of goodness for your garden.
COMPU$ERVE = NAZI censorship
COMPULSIVE GOLFER: A crackputt
COMPUTER - A highly addictive device.
COMPUTER - End Program Clinton Administration
COMPUTER CLUB - A bat used to
CUM LAUDE: (v) How students in southern universities call dogs named "Laude".
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right! --Oprah Winfrey
Children...best form of birth control there ever was
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years but, the Grim Weaper to afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years but, the Grim Weaper to afraid to tell him.
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Clean your monitor, I can't see out!
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. --William James
Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music !!!
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Computer message: I'll Kill You! please press any key to continue
Condoleezza Rice insists the coalition is still intact. But you know Condi -- Bush could walk into the Oval Office naked and she'd say, 'Nice tie.' --Bill Maher
Congratulations! You've just won a trip to Los Angeles, and if you believe that, then we hope you're farming mushrooms, because we've got a more expensiv line of manure to sell you.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
Cynicism sucks, just like everything else does.
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
celebrating feminity
COMPUTER DEPARTMENT - mistake$ made whyle you waite.
COMPUTER ENGINEERS do it with minimum delay
COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.
COMPUTER LITERACY? You mean my computer can READ?!
COMPUTER MUSIC - The burst of silence when you switch off
COMPUTER NERDS just simulate it.
COMPUTER ONE BBS....Always free internet E-MAIL
COMPUTER OPERATORS do it upon mount requests.
COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software
COMPUTER OPERATORS peek before they poke.
COMPUTER POLICE LINE***DO NOT CROSS**COMPUTER POLICE LINE
COMPUTER PROGRAM FOR SALE - Some Assembly Required
COMPUTER PROGRAM: a way of turning data into error msgs
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED -- Some Assembly Required
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it bit by bit.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it interactively
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS do it logically
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: As you like it [W. Shakespeare]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: Green Eggs and HAM [Dr. Suess]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: Howard`s Wend [E.M. Forster]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: ROM at the Top [J. Braine]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: TOS of the D`Urbervilles [T. Hardy]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: The Charge of the Lightgun Brigade
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: The Fourth Protocol [F. Forsyth]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: The Hobbit [JRR Tolkien]
COMPUTER RELATED LITERATURE: The Prints [Machiavelli]
COMPUTER SCIENCE students do it with hard drives.
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it bit by bit
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS do it on command
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS simulate doing it
COMPUTER SUICIDE: Let len(walk) len(pier)
COMPUTER+MODEM = Reach out and Type to the WORLD today!
COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
COMPUTER: (noun) an altar upon which virgin programs are sacrificed.
COMPUTER: A Woman's best friend! Much better than a MAN!
COMPUTER: I say I'm committed-My SHRINK says I should be!
COMPUTER: I say I'm committed-my SHRINK says I'm ADDICTED
COMPUTER: Run Troi naked workout program #1.
COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
COMPUTER: n. A box that you can never completely fill with money.
COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT!
COMPUTERFIRM NYMPHOMANIAC: Hot Apple pie
COMPUTERMATE: An Australian computer operator
COMPUTERS ARE UNRELIABLE,BUT HUMANS ARE EVEN MORE UNRELIABLE.
COMPUTERS do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC
COMPUTERS forget everything they know the instant you turn them off.
COMPUTERS store words on disks never made any sense and it never will.
COMPUTERS think the world can be reduced to strings of ones and zeros.
COMPUTERS: Electronic bulletin boards never have enough thumbtacks.
COMPUTERS: God's way of telling you that you're not confused enough.
COMPUTERS: How can you respect any machine controlled by a mouse?
COMPUTERS: Instruction manuals are written by illiterate sadists.
COMPUTERS: It hurts your back to sit in front of one for a long time.
COMPUTERS: Our grandparents never had them, & they got along just fine.
COMPUTERS: Printer ribbons have to be replaced too frequently.
COMPUTERS: They become obsolete five minutes after you leave the store.
COMPUTERS: They don't do anything the average person needs.
COMPUTERS: They have three-pronged plugs, & it's a two-pronged world.
COMPUTERS: You can't fix 'em by whacking them a few times with a hammer
COMPUTERS: Yep, I think that's when my brains got fried!
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CON: Call Operator Now
CONCER Musicians do it in front of an audience.
CONCLUSION: The place where you get tired of thinking.
CONCLUSION: It's when somebody gets tired of thinking
CONCLUSION: The place where you get tired of thinking.
CONCLUSION: Where somebody got tired of thinking.
CONCORDE: Goes twice as fast as a bullet, and you get smoked salmon.
CONDOM......................Apartment complex for yuppies
CONDOM..Apartment complex for yuppies
CONDOM.COM not found. Date terminated
CONDOM.SYS not found! NO BARRIER
CONDOMINIUM: Raw material used for making prophylactics.
CONDUCTORS do it rhythmically
CONDUCTORS do it with 12 to 16-inch sticks.
CONDUCTORS do it with the orchestras
CONDUCTORS wave it up and down.
CONFECTIONERS do it sweetly
CONFERENCE-Organized way of postponing a decision.
CONFESS! YER A FEMALE! CONFESS I SAY! - Hodge Podge
CONFIG.EXE = pain in the behind
CONFIG.EXE = pain in the butt
CONFIG.SYS: when your female sibling is able to eat dried fruit
CONFIRMED TAGLINE ADDICT: I even steal my OWN taglines!
CONFLICT: Reading mail packets or doing the housework?
CONFLICT: Answering the E-mail vs Doing the housework.
CONFLICT: Reading mail packets or doing the housework?
CONFUCIOUS SAY: All men eat, but Fu Manchu
CONFUCIOUS SAY: America good place to put chinese restaurant
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Confucious say it take square ass to s**t a brick
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Confucious say: I didn't say that!!!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Crowded elevator smells different to midget
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who fart in church sit in own pew
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who let woman on top is f***ing up
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who refuses to listen is lying
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who sniffs Coke, drowns
CONFUCIOUS SAY: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man born in backseat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh_tty time
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes up in the morning with a solution in hand
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is f__king nuts
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who pick nose - head cave in
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who piss into strong wind gets wet
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man with athletic finger make broad jump
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom
CONFUCIOUS SAY: People who make Confucious joke speak bad English
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Secretary not part of furniture until screwed on desk
CONFUCIOUS SAY: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town
CONFUCIOUS SAY: To make egg roll, push it
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house
CONFUCIOUS SAY: Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
CONFUCIUS SAY: A man with hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard
CONFUCIUS SAY: Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk
CONFUCIUS SAY: Better to be pissed off than pissed on
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bike don't run by itself, it too tired
CONFUCIUS SAY: Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose
CONFUCIUS SAY: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
CONFUCIUS SAY: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, smart man spread limb
CONFUCIUS SAY: Exotic dancer get appluase, call girl just get clap
CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who douche with vinegar walk around with sour pussy
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who fly upside down have crack up
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for sister
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters, by crackey!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girl's best asset is her `lie'-ability
CONFUCIUS SAY: Girls should not marry basketball players--they dribble before they shoot
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat ice cream in car is a sundae driver
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who masturbate in front of cash register come into money
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who pass gas in church sit in own pew
CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot, and he who sniffs Coke drowns
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take a lot of balls to make a football team
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take square ass to s*** a brick
CONFUCIUS SAY: It's okay to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in girl!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man that has sex with hole in ground has piece (peace) on earth
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in sewer eat s*** and die
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace (piece) at night
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass make spectacle of self
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly upside-down have crack up
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through window screen, strain self
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to apartment not get new key
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low down
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate into cash register soon come into money
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who run behind car get exhausted
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who snatch kiss when young kiss snatch when old
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who suck nipples make clean breast of things
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with hands in pockets feel cocky
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily a dentist
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed
CONFUCIUS SAY: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near bottom
CONFUCIUS SAY: Okay for s*** to happen, will decompose
CONFUCIUS SAY: Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church
CONFUCIUS SAY: People who quote me are fools!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock
CONFUCIUS SAY: Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down
CONFUCIUS SAY: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind
CONFUCIUS SAY: Small fly on top of big toilet, high on pot!
CONFUCIUS SAY: There no such thing as rape, woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down
CONFUCIUS SAY: War not determine who's right, war determines who's left
CONFUCIUS SAY: When in doubt, whip it out
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say no, she mean maybe
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say no, she mean maybe; when lady say maybe, she mean yes; when lady say yes, she no lady
CONFUCIUS SAY: When lady say yes, she no lady
CONFUCIUS SAY: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding
CONFUCIUS SAY: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who cook beans and peas in same pot not sanitary
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make-believe ballroom
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who not practice sex before marriage sentenced to an indeterminate length
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who springs on springs this spring gets offspring next spring
CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
CONFUSION: 7 blind lesbians in a fish market.
CONGRATULATION, n. The civility of envy.
CONGRATULATIONS! You may already be a whiner!
CONGREGATIONALISTS do it in groups
CONGRESS - transforming energy into solid waste.
CONGRESS VIRUS: Attaches itself to your cache. Cache deleted.
CONGRESS virus: overextends your Ram cache
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupt. Reboot WASHINGTON.DC? &lt;Y&gt;es &lt;N&gt;o
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted. Reboot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Bill & Hillary (Y/n)?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington (Y/N)?
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reformat WASH.DC &lt;Y/Y&gt;?
CONGRESS.SYS Error. Cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt. Re-boot Washington.DC?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt.*** Reset Washinton D.C.? (y/n)
CONGRESS.SYS corrupt: &lt;I&gt;nvestigate, &lt;R&gt;eelect, &lt;A&gt;pathy?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted! reformat WASH.DC &lt;Y/Y&gt;?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted, load LIBERTRN.SYS (y/n/a)?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. NEWT virus found. GOVT.EXE halted
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted. Re-boot Washington?(Y/N)[Y]&gt;
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted; Re-Format WASH_DC (Y/N)?
CONGRESS.USA file corrupt. (A)bolish (R)eform (F)log
CONGRESS: A group of people soon to be out of work.
CONGRESS: How can we justify a raise w/out increasing tax
CONGRESS: If we increase taxes, we can justify a raise!
CONGRESS: If we make more people poor, we can raise taxes.
CONGRESSIONAL ANTHEM: MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
CONGRESSMAN: Someone well-paid to vote
CONGRESSMEN do it in the House
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n ! !
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
CONNECT 1200 !@#$%&&!@$% NO CARRIER
CONNECT 1200/ARQ/LAPM/V42BIS/WHATSTHEPOINT?
CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
CONNECT 14400/ARQ Press ESC twice to enter BBS
CONNECT 230400/ARQ/V32/LAPM/V42BIS/WHEEEE
CONNECT 2400 ARQ V.34
CONNECT 3.23/DRQ/MNP
CONNECT 300 (A)bort (R)etry (S)uicide ?
CONNECT 300 VerySmartModem(V42bis) when I feel like it
CONNECT 300... Connect 300?!?!?! #$^# NO CARRIER
CONNECT 300...300!!! #$^# NO CARRIER
CONNECT 33600/ARQ/V34/LAPM/V42bis - Coming soon on a USR near you
CONNECT 9600 ^&*$^&*^&*)HN# $!$#?? NO CARRIER
CONNECT 9600 : Assimilating C:, Resistance is futile.
CONNECT 9600 volts....pouf...Oups!..OOOoouuuuaaa %$&!#
CONNECT 9600/REL
CONNECT INFINITE/V948934832923854/COMPRESSION: ULTRA/FIBEROPTIC/ISDN/ADSL/LASER/ATOMIC/NUCLEARMODEM/WHATNEXT?
CONNECT ISDN/DCC...OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! TTTOOO FFFAAASSSTTT!!!
CONNECT ISDN/DCC...OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! TTTOOO FFFAAASSSTTT!!!
CONSCIENCE: keeps more people awake than coffee.
CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between naps.
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - (407) 768-9936 - VOICE OR FAX
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Custom, 1 of a kind gifts - (407
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Customized printing with no mini
CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - VOICE (407) 768-9936 FAX (407) 7
CONSERVATIVES do it right
CONST TRUE= -1: IF LOVE.QBASIC = TRUE THEN CALL Honk (Length%, Volume%)
CONST TRUE=1: IF LOVE.QBASIC=TRUE THEN CALL Honk (BASIC$,TRUE)
CONSTIPATION - To have and to hold.
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS do it higher
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.
CONSULTANT(n): unemployed practitioner
CONSULTANT(n): unemployed practitioner &lt;G&gt;
CONSULTANT: A jobless person who shows executives how to work
CONSULTANT: Knows 186 ways to make love....and no women!
CONSULTANT: Person who makes good on salesman's promises!
CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST(n):A roll in bed with honey.
CONTORT.COM not found: hit Ctrl-Alt-Home-Enter-Del-Q-F8-NumLock
CONTORTION.COM not found - CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-Q-M-F1 to continue.
CONTORTION.COM not found: CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-F8-N-NUMLCK to continue.
CONTORTION.EXE not found -- CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-Q-M-F1 to continue. Calm
CONTORTIONIST: Someone who can always make both ends meet
CONTRABASS CLARINETS go deeper.
CONTRACEPTIVES: Items to use on every conceivable occasion
CONTRITE: The lament of an illiterate person.
CONTROL CHARACTERS : Security guards at a punk rock concert.
CONTROLNAME = CAM-MAIL
CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress
CONgress is the opposite of PROgress (NO KIDDING)
CONgress. The opposite of PROgress!
CONgress: opposite of PROgress
COOK found - (B)urger King (M)cDonalds (T)aco Bell
COOKS do it with grease and a lot of heat.
COOKS do it with oil, sugar and salt
COOL HAND LUKE
COOL! THIS RULES! - Beavis and Butthead on Urotsukidoji
COOL! THIS RULES! --Beavis and Butthead on the Invid Invasion.
COOL!! THIS RULES! - Beavis and Butthead on Urotsuki Doji
COONEY, McGARVEY, LYNCH, HANEY and FAIR in Pennsylvania
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! Cookie Monster
COOPER.CON clogged stool, [F]lush [A]gain or [Q]uit?
COP - Citizen on Patrol
COP MOTTO: If you drink and drive, we'll provide the chaser!
COP'S MOTTO: IN GOD WE TRUST, all others are checked through
COP's motto: IN GOD WE TRUST, All others are checked through NCIC.
COP: Criminal On Payroll
COP: Proudest member of the BIGGEST street gang
COPIER REPAIRMEN do it with duplicity
COPPER NITRATE: Policemen's overtime salary.
COPS - an arresting program!
COPS do it arrestingly
COPS do it at gun-point
COPS do it by the book.
COPS do it with cuffs
COPS do it with electric rods
COPS do it with nightsticks
COPS have bigger guns.
COPS is filmed on location in a Winchells donut shop -- Crow
COPS is filmed on location twenty years ago
COPS was filmed on location in THIS guy's yard - Crow
COPULATION: Sex Between Consenting Police
COPY *.BAT C:\BELFRY
COPY A:\PAPA\*.DNA + B:\MAMA\*.DNA C:\BEBE.EXE
COPY C:\MOTHER.DNA + FATHER.DNA C:\NEW BABY.EXE
COPY CON: The chief cause of .BAT files and .BAT file errors.
COPY EDITORS do it with style.
COPY PROTECTION like GUN CONTROL punishes only the honest
COPY TEXT BELOW INTO A WORD PROGRAM (NOTEPAD, WORDPAD,
COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]
COPYRIGHT: To duplicate a disk without errors.
CORDUROY PILLOWS: THEY'RE MAKING HEADLINES!
CORELSCRIBBLE 3.0 - For When Accuracy Isn't Important
CORONER: A profession for which you have to take a stiff exam
COS: Copy Object code to Source file
COSMOLOGISTS do it with a Bang.
COSMOS.CFG file corrupted, Reboot universe? (Y/n)
COSMOS.DAT corrupted. Reinitialize Universe? Y/N
COUNT IT OFF....HAMMER
COUNTRY JOE McDONALD - I Felt Like I Was Fixin' to Die
COUNTY OFFICIALS TO TALK RUBBISH
COURSE IT'S MOBILE..IT HAS WHEELS DON'T IT!
COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
COURT: A place where confusion becomes more unsettled than before.
COURT: A place where they dispense with justice.
COW(n):machine to make grass palatable for humans.
COWARD!! You call yourself a MAN?! -Genma to Ranma
COWARDS need hostages. Klingons do not. - Worf
COWBOY UP
COWBOYS handle anything horny.
COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.
COWS do it in leather
COWS... &lt;devilish grin&gt;.
COWYHU: Come Out With Your Hands Up
CP .... þ Math Problems? Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
CP 2.00 #8 * Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places.
CP 2.00 [NR] * Real women don't deflate when you bite them.
CP 2.00 [NR] þ A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it
CP 2.00 [NR] þ It's 04:00! Do you know where I am dialin
CP 2.00 [NR] þ Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
CP 2.00 [NR] þ When your work SPEAKS for itself
CP MBI na ni deppart m'I !pleH
CP [NR] * "If it screams, it's best not to eat it."
CP [NR] * (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
CP [NR] * All Warranties Expire Upon Payment Of Invoice.
CP [NR] * Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes
CP [NR] * Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.&lt;sigh&lt;
CP [NR] * I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines
CP [NR] * Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
CP [NR] * New Mexico? Sorry, we don't ship to foreign countries
CP%FKM: CPU \(em FlaKeout Mode
CP%WM: CPU \(em Weird Mode
CP/M &lt; Windows 3.1 &lt; DOS 5.0 &lt; DESQView &lt; UNIX
CP/M + IBM = 'Just about what we got NOW.'
CP/M - DOS - Windows - OS/2 - ? Just evolution!
CP/M -&gt; DOS -&gt; Windows -&gt; OS/2 -&gt; ? Just evolution!
CP/M Machines never die.. NEVER! DOS Machines die quicker.
CP/M simply says: "WIN?"
CP/M users can't remember when they did it last.
CP/M: Program listing for `Look in the evening section.'
CP/M: Curry Pommes/Mayo
CP: Compliment Programmer
CPA - Certified Public Assassin.
CPA : Fiscal Therapist
CPA son who could work only one hour before or two to three hours after meals
CPA stands for Constantly Proposing Audits.
CPAV Warning: (S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk
CPAV: Inferior virus detection package detected. Delete (Y/n)?
CPB: Create Program Bug
CPCNet (f. Schneider CPC Computer) - Req.: EUMELINFO
CPE1704TKS "The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua
CPE: Create Parity Error
CPM: Change Programmer's Mind
CPN: Call Programmer Names
CPO Spot: Chief PET Officer.
CPP: Crush Plotter Pen
CPPR: Crumple Printer Paper and Rip
CPR Instructors Do It with a Vertical Stroke!
CPR instructers do it with a vertical stroke
CPR? Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
CPU (seepeeyou): C3PO's mother
CPU - Baby talk way of telling your dog he or she missed the paper.
CPU - Random number generator
CPU MSG: OverHeat error, please stop E-mailing!
CPU Not Found: (A)bort (R)unaway (Z)x81 Emulation Mode
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?) CPU not found
CPU Pickup Line: Hey, What's your MHZ?
CPU not connected to the bus.
CPU not found
CPU not found ! Please buy one and plug it into the Socket!
CPU not found (I)gnore, (P)anik, (D)uke?
CPU not found (a)bort, (r)etry, (p)anic?
CPU not found - press for emulation
CPU not found, returning to... to... to
CPU not found. Do your stuff yourself
CPU not found. Press F1 for software emulation
CPU not found. Running software emulation.
CPU time flies when you're having fun.
CPU to VIDEO: "I'm just waiting for the bus."
CPU too tired to continue
CPU--Baby talk way of telling your dog he or she missed the paper.
CPU: C-3PO's mother.
CPU: Random number generator.
CPU: The heart of the machine, which can be torn out.
CPU: What you say to alert someone of a nearby skunk
CPU: a juvenile way of telling your dog he missed the paper.
CPU: (n.) acronym for Central Purging Unit.
CPU: C-3PO's mother.
CPU: Makes brain farts visble.
CPU: Shhh! System Operator not present! Calling Eliza! Eliza, ..come in!
CQ CQ - A sign of Amateur Radio - the world's finest hobby!
CQ Contest de KB9QPM...QRZ?
CQ DE KB9QPM ... QRZ?
CQ MIR CQ MIR CQ MIR DE KB9QPM KB9QPM KN :-&gt;
CQ, CQ, CQ the village Idiot. Hey! It's for you, @TOFIRST@
CRACK That's gonna hurt come winter! - Grampa
CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.
CRANK CALL! CRANK CALL!
CRAPPLET: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet
CRAPTIVA - The New PC From Im Becile Morons
CRASH! BOOM! CRACK! POW! God, I love that wand!
CRASH: Normal termination
CRASH: Normal termination of a Micro$oft product
CRASH: Normal termination.
CRASH: Continue Running After Stop or Halt
CRASH: Normal termination of Windows !
CRASH: What a programmer would love to do, for at 8 hours
CRAY Z: Crazy.
CRB: CRash and Burn
CRD: Confirm Rumor by Denial
CREAM OF THE RUSSIAN YOUTH by IBEN YANKINOFF
CREAMED CORN: The outcome of the Peas-Corn bout.
CREATIVITY ZONE: NO boredom. Violaters will be toad.
CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.
CRICKET: More boring than watching a 2400 BPS download.
CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
CRIMINAL CONTROL! NOT GUN CONTROL! ú NRA Membership (800)523-4NRA
CRIMINALS - GUNS = CRIMINALS Any questions?
CRINGE! Say no more! Well, okay....say some more
CRINGE! Kewl! Heh heh heh! It rocks! Huh huh! - Beavis
CRIPPLEWARE: Pay the registration fee, or we'll break your legs!
CRIPPLEWARE: Paya da fee, or wes breaka ya legs!
CRM: CReate Memory
CRM: Clear Random Memory
CRN: Compare to Random Number
CRN: Convert to Roman Numerals
CROCODILE ZONE
CRONYM: Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning.
CROSS COUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields.
CROSS pay for the BLUE CROSS?
CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT
CROSS-WORD PLAYERS do it crossly
CROSSCOUNTRY RUNNERS do it in open fields
CROTCHET: A tritone with a bent prong - or
CROTCHET: An unpleasant illness that occurs after the Lai, if prolation is not used
CROTCHET: It's like knitting but it's faster
CROW: "AtttttenSHUN!!!! Prrrrrrrrrrresent CRAP!!!
CROW: "Follow me if you're flame-retardant!"
CRS ... my real SO!
CRS Online Subscriber
CRS...blazes the trail for all to follow!
CRS...more pleasure than a mortal can give!
CRS...something really good in "the big smoke" !
CRS: Old Man's Disease (Can't Remember Stuff)!
CRTC - Creeps Ruining Television for Canadians
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
CRUNCH! "What're you doing, Worf!?" "Studying Data-Comp
CRYONICISTS stay stiff longer.
CRYPT: reCuRsive encrYPt Tape
CRYPTOGRAPHERS do it secretly
CS111 STUDENTS do it in binary
CS111 STUDENTS do it with ORGs
CS111 STUDENTS do it with interspersed comments
CS111 students DO IT with interspersed comments.
CS111 students do it in binary.
CS111 students do it with ORGs.
CS111 students do it with interspersed comments.
CS: Crash System
CSA: Confederate States of America.
CSA: Confederate money is worth more than Federal Reserve Notes.
CSA: Davis for President, sounds good to me.
CSA: Hell no we didn't surrender, we took a hundred years to regroup!
CSA: Lee was right, Damn Yankees can't fight.
CSA: Of course the North won, they stoled Nevada's Silver!
CSA: Rebel and Proud of it!
CSA: Save your Conferate money boys, the south HAS rose again.
CSA: Tell me Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play
CSA: The Union soldiers are giving out Beads and Trinkets
CSA: The south didn't rape women in the North, but the North did South!
CSA: We don't care how you do it in the North!
CSD: Charge Surreptitiously to DOE
CSF: Charge to NSF
CSHOW.EXE: The popular name for file SEEPORN.EXE.
CSI 1-800-742-0083 Call the rest,then call the BEST!
CSL: Curse and Swear Loudly
CSM sent a Rat-Boy to do a man's job. &lt;ap&gt;
CSN: Call Supervisor Names
CSNIO: Crash System on Next I/O
CSS: Crash Subsidiary Systems
CSU: Call Self Unconditional
CT Legislature: A Tagline? Are you SURE it's not taxable?
CTC a Machine with a Mission
CTDMR: Change Tape Density, Mid Record
CTHULHU CALLS and orders a large pizza with anchovies.
CTHULHU CALLS: "Hey mom, come pick me up at the mall!"
CTHULHU CALLS: And charges the call to Choronzon's #!
CTHULHU CALLS: And gets my answering machine
CTHULHU CALLS: and gets a busy signal at my house
CTHULHU CALLS: and orders a large pizza with anchovies...
CTHULHU IN '96! THE STARS ARE RIGHT!
CTHULHU SAVES! ...the bones, that is...
CTHULHU SAVES! for later when he's hungry
CTHULHU in '96! Why settle for the Lesser Evil!
CTHULHU, @F calling CTHULHU. He won't come
CTHULHU, David calling CTHULHU. He won't come.
CTHULHU, Wild Cherry calling CTHULHU. He won't come
CTHULU '96! Vote for The Old Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems.
CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue...
CTRL-ALT-DEL Your computer will get a boot outta this!!
CTRL-ALT-DEL means never having to say I'm sorry
CTRL-ALT-DEL thyself.
CTRL-ALT-DEL: a way of life.
CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-F8-N-NUMLCK to continue.
CTRL-H gives you Sysop status!
CTT: Call Time and Temperature
CU See You
CU L8R: See You Later
CU in another byte or two
CU next time with another lesson ;)
CU: Convert to Unary
CU; See You
CUBANS do it with cigars.
CUC: Cheat Until Caught
CUCKOOS do it by proxy
CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal
CUL See You Later
CUL8R See You Later - also CUL
CUL8R See You Later It's kind of a play on words,
CUL8R; See You Later...
CUL8RALEG8R See You Later, Al E Gator
CUL8er - See you Later
CUL; See You Later
CULATR: See you Later.
CULT (n.) - The church up the street from yours.
CULT: A system of religious worship
CUM..............................What you say to your dog
CUM..What you say to your dog
CUNNILINGUS......An Irish-American Country-Western singer
CUP?
CURATE(n):speed at which paint dries
CURRENT GAIN ............. most recent rise in one's stock
CURSE US AND CRUSH US, MY PRECIOUS IS LOST! - Gollum
CURSES the humans have found me out!
CURSOR - A hacker on his way home from the computer store
CURSOR: What you become when you lose your REP packet.
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
CURSOR: An expert in four-letter words.
CURSOR: What you become when you lose you .REP packet.
CURSOR: What you become when your computer crashes
CURSOR: what you become when your system crashes
CURTAIL: What the dog wags.
CURVED UNIVERSE THEORY: What goes around comes around!
CURZON took a blood oath. - Kira
CURmudgeon? Why no, I'm a PUREBREDmudgeon!
CUSTER WORE ARROW SHIRTS!
CUSTOM TAGLINES, INTERNATIONAL. Donald Hipkiss, President
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered
CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY [Return it from most airports]
CUSTOMER: Why are these flies in my soup? WAITER: Because they cost lesser than oat bran
CUSTOMER: Why is this piece of pie all smashed up? WAITER: Well, sir, you said, Apple pie and step on it, so I did
CUTCO - The best damn cutlery around!
CV rullaa, muut sy| pullaa!
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
CVFL: ConVert Floating to Logical
CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
CVG: ConVert to Garbage
CVU: ConVert to Unary
CVW
CW Forever! Talking with your hands is an art form.
CW and Morse Code are NOT obsolete! Non-Progressive "hams" are!
CW&gt;0246: If it's not MS-DOS, it's C-R-R-R-A-P
CW, AM, FM, RTTY, SSB, TV, Packet, Amtor, Navtext, OSCAR... What's Next?
CW-=&lt;try these
CW-=&lt;try these.........
CW: let your fingers sing a song
CWAH: Create Woman And Hold
CWB: Carry With Borrow
CWDC: Cut Wires and Drop Core
CWG: Chase Wild Goose
CWGK: Compare Watt to Genghis Khan
CWIT: Compare Watt to Ivan the Terrible
CWM: Compare Watt to Mussolini
CWOM: Complement Write-Only Memory
CXVIII Law of Computing: With faster machines come slower software
CYA Cover your a-- (ASCII?)
CYA....................Cover your a--
CYA; Cover Your A$$
CYBERSEX ... the safest sex going!
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK: Stocktaking at a Bike shop
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
CYCLIST: Der Peddallpushink Pilloken
CYCLONE: To ride a bike without company.
CYCLOPS - Here's Mud In Your Eye
CYL: See You Later
CYL; C you later.
CYN ,loohcS gnipyT xirdneH imiJ eht fo etaudarG
CYNIC: A man who knows the price of everything & the value of nothing.
CYNICS do it critically.
CZECH: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
CZZC: Convert Zone to Zip Code
C\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--Rescue? (Y/N/Q)
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Clinton Lies In Nine Times Outta Nine
C_L_I_N_T_O_N = Crazy Liberal Intent On Needlessly Trashing Our Nation
Ca&T, g*ET o@FF m^y kEyb!OArD
Caaan I like be a part of this group? Huh? Well? -Sherry Holley 8/96
Cab Calloway's Garden: by Heidi Ho
Cab drivers are proof that practice does not make perfect
Cab drivers are proof that practice does not make perfect. -- Howard Ogden
Cab hops a curb, wap! You've had your last egg sandwich. - Kramer
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin' hogs.Ž C.W. McCall
Cabbage & Mayo: it's a good idea, *and* it's slaw.
Cabbage rolls and coffee, mmm mmm good!
Cabbage that wilt shall be the cole of the slaw.
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head
Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Cabbage. The fare you pay the taxi driver.
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
Cabbage: The fare you pay the taxi driver.
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as lar
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
Cabbage: A familiar vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head
Cabbage: A kitchen-garden vegetable as large as a man's head
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
Cabbage: vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Cabbie: Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties!
Cabinessence timely hello welcomes the time for a change
Cabinet Maker: The best Counter-Fitter in town.
Cabinicreep: When closing one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Cable TV is not a right, nor a utility, it's a luxury.
Cable TV prayer: "Dear God, please don't let it be Beast Master!"
Cable TV: How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception
Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception. -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
Cable out! Let her go!
Cabnicreep - The structural condition in which the closing of one kitchen
Cabnicreep: Closing one kitchen cabinet opens another one
Cabnicreep: The closing of one kitchen cabinet causes another to open.
Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
Cabs lined up at the Dallas airport Ä The yellow rows of taxis
Cacak, Cacak, sumadijski rokenrol, to je zivot moj i tvoj
Cache me if you can
Cache me if you can . . .
Cache me if you can.
Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there
Caches to caches, DOS to DOS
Cackanje nosa je za neke jedini nacin da udju u sebe!
Caco-doodle-deamon cried the Arch-Rooster
Cactus - An overgrown pin cushion
Cadavers DO IT six feet under
Cadavers DO IT stiffly.
Cadavers DO IT under wraps
Cadavers DO IT with their eyes closed.
Cadavers for Algernon - Mike
Caddie - Carries the club of rich guys.
Caddy, hand me my +5 flaming vorpal sword of cold
Caddy, hand me my number 2 vorpal sword and my 1,000 wish ring.
Cadence: When Everybody Hopes You're Going To Stop, But You Don't
Cadenza: The Heroine In Monteverdi's Opera "Frottola"
Cadet @F. Better lower landing gear BEFORE we la..nd. crAAASH!
Cadet Babette: You...call...me...QUEEN!
Cadet Bullitt. Better lower landing gear BEFORE we la..nd. crAAASH!
Cadet! I asked you a question! - Picard
Cadet's Personal Log: I thought homework would be *extinct* by now
Cadillac BBS is coming back... Watch For It!
Caer Llion
Caerthe had an Earl, a Jarl, and a Graf. They were a no 'count barony
Caesar is coming to inspect us, not marry us. - Henry to Frank
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
Caesarean Section (n): A district in Rome
Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome.
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Caeser. And Christ. They had them both. Kirk
Caf introuvable: (A)bandon, (R)eprise, (T)omber endormi
Cafateria Ladies on their off hours - Mike on wrestlers
Cafe Brazil þ Where's the guac?
Cafe sign: Topless/Bottomless Dancers - All You Can Eat!
Cafeteria food
Cafeteria: An eatery where the "catch of the day" is botulism.
Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool
Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.
Caffeine Binge: That which is necessary to function normally.
Caffeine Free Diet Jolt Cola? Is nothing sacred?!
Caffeine MaKe$ ++e WogLD Go POuND
Caffeine and Nicotine -- The Breakfast of Champions
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin !
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin! Ask your sysop!
Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep
Caffeine is our friend.
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
Caffeine keeps you up. I died last week. Go figure.
Caffeine makes the world go round.
Caffeine underflow (Brain dumped)
Caffeine'll KILL YA! - E. Nygma
Caffeine, Chocolate, Pizza, Fritos: THE 4 Food Groups.
Caffeine, n. - The poor person's cocaine
Caffeine...a BBSer's best friend!
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces.
Caffiend loose in the echo!
Caffiene Seek Error: (R)etry (M)ake Another Pot (D)rift Off Zzzzzzzz
Caffiene free! 8^S CAFFEINE FREE! &^[ Boy am I sleepy
Caffine, Chocolate, Pizza, McDonalds: THE 4 Food Groups
Cage that snake then shake and bake
Cagney & Lacey, the Attractive Years - Mike
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions
Caigula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams - Mike/#605
Cain married his sister - Gen. 4:17
Cain rose up against Abel, his brother, and slew him.
Cain took "E", his wife, in the land of Nod, which became Kentucky.
Cain's wife's name was Nodacain. Her mother-in-law was Novacain.
Caine ... I'm here to question all your answers.
Cairns, Scanner Capital of the world
Cairopractor - Egyptian bone manipulator
Cajun breakfast: blackened toast
Cake is merely a vehicle for frosting.
Cakes 66› -- upside-down cakes 99›
Cakes and wine are fine; faerie food has no calories.
Cakes: 66 cents Upside Down Cakes: 99 cents
Cal Webster headbutts steel posts for fun.
Cal Webster sticks his tongue in rotating fan blades for fun.
Cal Webster thought drugs were fun `til he started studying pharmacy.
Cal Webster, Sycophant Extreme
Cal Webster, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!!
Cal doesn't like that idea
Cal is so old that his Social Security number is 4.
Cal just made one of my goofs into another tagline!-J. Hobbs
Cal may be certifiablely crazy! - Most Everyone :)
Cal's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Chrissy Di Martino, 30% off.
Cal's Delivery Service: Letter Bombs to Dennis McClune, 30% off
Cal's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired for about $20.00!
Cal, I may be certifiablely crazy, - Don Horton
Cal, beam us a board! (2x4 drops from sky)
Cal, you are on the money again. - Michael Cosgrove
Cal, you can be weirder, but please don't be a stranger! :-)
Cal, you're playing the wrong message!
Cal: Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you still got flakes.
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen.
Calculate : When Clavin doesn't say his lines on time, in a play.
Calculates PI, the answer is 3! ... PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's a
Calculating Z-axis force components has never been easier."
Calculation never made a hero
Calculus & alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive
Calculus sobriety rule: Don't drink and derive
Calculus students do it by parts.
Calculus..... the agony and dx/dt
Calculus: The agony and dx/dc
Calf. Rasins Murdered! Cereal killer suspected,film at 11
Calgary weather: There is a 25% chance of sun this year.
Calgon, take me away!
Calibrate Diversity!
Calif Raisins Murdered: Cereal Killer Suspected
Calif. is like motor oil, Quaker-State that is!
Calif: Burn and Shake, add Water and Slide.
California - Hmmmm... Why is everyone leaving?
California - The land of fruits and nuts.
California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you
California DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)ail ?
California DOS: Bogus and bummer command, dude.
California Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
California Institute of Treknology
California License Plate: [D'SLOB]
California License Plate: [LVE4LFE]
California License Plate: [TARDIS]
California Motorists Carefully Clean Up Condom Spill
California Raisin arrested - suspect in cereal killings!
California Raisins Murdered! Cereal Killer Sought.
California Raisins Murdered! Police suspect Cereal Killer.
California Raisins murdered - cereal killer suspected!
California Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11!
California Raisins murdered--Cereal killer sought!
California Raisins murdered-cereal killer suspected!
California Raisons found murdered.. Cereal Killer sought.
California Saga
California Tagline Lotto: .######.######.######. &lt;-Match three to win!
California Trek: The Trouble with Trembles
California culture
California does have its faults.
California does indeed have its, ah, faults
California driving tip: To change lanes, signal with your .40S&W
California driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.
California expressway
California foreplay: "Mom? Is Dad asleep yet?"
California has it's faults!
California has its faults and 650,000 hives of bees
California has its faults and beekeepers
California has its faults, but L.A. is a riot!
California has its faults.
California has its movie. Truth is us into acid
California home of Liberals and earth quakes.
California is a big cookie, they said
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be
California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange.
California is a great place to live...if you happen to be an orange.
California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an orange
California is not perfect. It has its faults.
California is proud to be the home of the freeway. -- Ronald Reagan
California is so laid back they market ALWAYS there as SOMETIMES!
California makes the best wine - New York, the best whine.
California raisins missing--police fear cereal killer
California raisins murdered!
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
California smog test: Can UCLA?
California will never slide into the ocean - Nevada sucks too much.
California! Summer in Toronto will fall on a Tuesday this year.
California's 4 seasons: Mudslide, Earthquake, Wildfire and Riot.
California's 4 seasons: mudslide,earthquake,wildfire,riot
California's four seasons: Mudslide, Earthquake, Wildfire
California, California I'm coming home -- Mitchell
California, n. - A state not without its faults
California, operating at a 90 degree to reality
California, so little snow, so many flakes
California--I came, I saw, I tanned
California: It is against state law to peel an orange in a hotel room.
California: the only place under the sun where a guy can have a checking
California: It is against state law to peel an orange in a hotel room.
California: It's a misdemeanor to detain a homing pigeon.
California: Land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
California: The land of shake and bake
California: financing the study of *only* female prisoner health issues
California: land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
California: washed by Pacific, cleaned by Las Vegas.
California=Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you still got flake
California=granola (i.e. - fruits, nuts and flakes).
Californian sentence: You know like, I mean, wow
Californians are not without their faults
Californians do it laid back.
Californians welcome in Texas...Leave your money then leave the state!
Caligula in the Life & Times of Grizzly Adams
Caligula posted rules so high on the wall so none could comply
Call a cop. Weller just stole Harold Bibik's "moose"tagline.
Call 01632-9600-0096-945-744-605-877-236-455 after 10PM and ask for Neil
Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America!
Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America!
Call 1-800-24-SAMPO for your 5 day demo copy of SAMPO.
Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!!
Call 1-800-Astarte for all your in-home Goddess needs.
Call 1-800-FOR-TRUTH with your Modem in redial
Call 1-800-GET-COKE For More information. Always Coca-Cola.
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information on deafness
Call 1-800-HEARING for free information.
Call 1-900-SX-CHANGE and ask for Lorena.
Call 1-900-TAG-LINE for the current taglines.
Call 1-900-TAGLINE for information
Call 1-900-TAGLINE. New tags daily. Only $3.95 per minute
Call 1-900-Tagline for the current tagline
Call 1-900-new-meal/New recipes daily/Only $3.95 per minute.
Call 10 666. Save 10% on Eternal Punishment
Call 911 and make a Firefighter come.
Call 911! There is a multi-cliche pileup on the Information Highway...
Call 911, I've been hit by a bus on the information super highway.
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minu
Call 976-911 for an emergency sex talk!
Call Alice, when she was just small.ŽŽJefferson Airplane
Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23
Call B.A.R.F. Construction and we'll throw it up!
Call B.D.C. for all your computer needs 310/864-5685
Call Back Tommorow? What if there is NO tommorow?
Call Ballistics. Tell 'em to bring the really big tweezers. -Nash
Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up!
Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline. 1-900-SCR-EWME. $100.00/min.
Call Clinton's tax infoline...1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 min, $75.00 each
Call Clinton--- we need another war/police action/money spinner?
Call EPA-Liberalism is Toxic Waste
Call Engineering and have Sick Bay systems put on priority McCoy
Call GET-BALL (438-2255) the CSA tennis hotline - IT'S HOT!!
Call Hooked On Phonics - Tell 'em Dan Quayle sent you
Call Kentucky Fried Chicken and ask "Do you have extra crispy breasts?"
Call Lore for all of your Data conversion needs!
Call Mr. Scott to the bridge. Kirk
Call Psychic Friends today, throw some money away!
Call ROBO Rooter, that's the name, and away go
Call Roto-Reuter for all your tagline drainage problems
Call Rush Limbaugh at 1-800-282-2882 from noon `til 3 pm (Eastern).
Call SWC daily for your USDA minimum of b minute
Call SWC daily for your USDA minimum of baloney!
Call THE POTY LINE (When you get the bill, you'll s**t)
Call THE source for Hero info...The Checkered Demon BBS!
Call The Author. Don't Bother With The Docs!
Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
Call Vampyre Kingdom BBS 4o4.294.5o83
Call Waiting - great if you have two friends
Call Waiting may cause your security level to drop!
Call Waiting: A way to insult 2 people at the same time!
Call XXX-XXX-XXX and find out!
Call Yakko's World BBS! (1-800-WTR-TOWR)
Call Zultan? No, I just crinkle a MtG Booster Pack
Call a Witch Doctor. I'm a sick Witch
Call a cat and it says "Put it in writing and I'll get back to ya."
Call a cop. Weller just stole Harold Bibik's "moose" tagline!
Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick.
Call a witch doctor! This witch is very very sick!
Call again tomorrow. - Picard
Call again tomorrow. - Picard
Call an ambulance! The explosion ignited Mr. Dallas' chest hair!
Call and talk to your parents today; some people wish they could
Call before digging. Driver does not carry cash
Call cry for the redheads
Call for Oliver Clothseoff! - Moe
Call for Oliver Kloushoff. - Moe
Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home.
Call for the police, an ambulance & a pizza. See which arrives first.
Call gun control what it really is: Victim Disarmament!
Call her green and the winters cannot fade her
Call her something that rhymes w/bitch - Gypsy
Call in for a good time
Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up.
Call it 'Plomeek Soup a la Neelix'
Call it a "SPORT" only after BAMBI shoots back!
Call it a Hoozit from the dimension Hoo. - Skeeve
Call it a hunch - Quasimodo.
Call it a hunch. Quasimoto
Call it a program. They'll never realize that it's a magic spell.
Call it hell, call it heaven
Call me Charley... no... call me Fred... no... call me Bubba.
Call me DOC, if you need some medical aid
Call me Dottie and you die. - Dot
Call me Dotty and you die. - Dot Warner
Call me Dotty, and you DIE! - Dot
Call me Ishmael, Todd Ishmael - Tom
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but
Call me Ishmael. Todd Ishmael. -- Tom Servo
Call me Ishmael. &lt;H Melville, Moby Dick&gt;
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ... Calm down
Call me Ishmichalek. (local joke)
Call me Ismael. I won't answer but
Call me Master Po, cause I'm a po excuse for a Kung Fu master. RWK
Call me Moby. Let me tell you