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A band-aid? I'm a doctor Jim, not a----, oh forget it.
A total mess
A total mess...
A "Bad FAT" ....15 years experience... a clear conscience
A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground
A "Cashless God". Is THAT what they mean by "non Denominational"????
A "Cherry Tart" is an oxymoron
A "Holier-than-thou" has a better right to judge humanity than GOD!!
A "Just Peace" is when our side gets whatever it was that it wanted.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes!
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "TransMatch" is not a car made by Pontiac!
A "bird in hand" makes brushing your teeth difficult.
A "can't" is someone who sits on their "can."
A "cheap shot" can still get you drunk.
A "died-again" Satanist? I _like_ it, I _like_ it!
A "language" is a dialect with an army.
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. L. Long
A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.
A "program" is used to create error messages!
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A "reel" fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A "reel" fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A "reel" fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!
A "reel" fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck
A "reel" fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A "reel" fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A "reel" fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each
A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A "reel" fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A "reel" fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A "reel" fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A "reel" fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A "reel" fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A "reel" fisherman needs no excuse!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A "reel" fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A "reel" fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!
A "reel" fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A "running mate" is a husband who dared to talk back.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of saying slow down.
A "swift kick at his back door" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in th'south-forty" is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in the butt" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "ten-foot poll"? Five people taking a survey
A "user friendly" program doesn't have a 600 page manual!
A #T366 . Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A $2500 computer with a 79* speaker...and no volume ctrl!
A $300 monitor will protect a $.50 fuse.
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowig
A $300.00 Picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blo
A $50.00 P.A. transistor will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first!
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A 'de position' is something you do AFTER sex.
A 'droid don't pull yer arms outta yer sockets when he loses.
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands
A 'government subsidy' is getting just some of your own m
A 'language' is a dialect with an army.
A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it. - Sheridan
A 'wild party?' - Data
A (mail) packet a day keeps the doctor away!
A *Ban Handguns* bumper-sticker NEVER stopped a RAPE!
A *Lady* is NEVER sur-[trapdoor]-pprriiiiiiiiissseeddddd!
A *REAL* dumb blonde? Doesn't get the punchlines to blonde jokes!
A *Tagline* got you suspended from the FIDO Taglines Conference?
A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*! -- Crow
A +25 sword of DM Slaying? Where can I find one?
A ... File/File save as ... ;-)
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world
A .357 magnum beats four aces
A .44 Magnum beats 4 Aces
A .45 beats a royal flash EVERY TIME
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!
A /root canal is better than a //root canal.
A 10 as an 8 is a 4; a 4 as a 4 is a 10!
A 10 second fuse lasts 3 seconds if made in USA
A 10-MHz 486?? Sorry, I didn't notice you had Windows
A 100 watt bulb is not twice as bright as a 50 watt bulb
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 100'th level Techno-Mage? I goose her!
A 10K brain attached to a 28,800 bps mouth
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 1200 baud brain attached to a 28800 baud mouth.
A 15 day wait, can be 14 days too long. Ask the folks in L.A.!
A 1950 dollar is now worth $0.1843. VOTE PEROT IN '96!!
A 20MM cannon can ruin your whole day.
A 20mm Vulcan cannon from an A-7 means never having to say you're sorry
A 2400 baud modem makes you want to get out and push!
A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
A 25th level cleric/mage? I goose her!
A 2x4, Sir?
A 3* stiffy is better than 5* floppy
A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
A 3.5 inch hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A 30 day vacation will shut anyone up!
A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.
A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy? - Darien
A 30mm round through the head could ruin your whole day!
A 32c postage due has been charged to your VISA
A 3«" hard is better than a 5¬" floppy.
A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock.
A 486 makes more errors than an XT in the same time
A 486 that runs at 10 MHz? Oh, I didn't notice you had Windoze
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A 486-50 is the only acceptable solution.
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16 - Crow
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16. -- Crow T. Robot
A 4X4X8: on a Honda.
A 5-minute argument or the full half hour?
A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda
A 50 pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.
A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me, Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
A 586SX, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD, now then C:\WIN
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow T. Robot's PC
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow on his computer
A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM. -- Crow T. Robot
A :-) happens in a flash, but the memory lasts a lifetime
A B B --- Anybody But Bush!
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee...... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A B C D goldfish? L M N O goldfish! O S A R goldfish!
A BABY IS A LIFE, NOT A CHOICE.
A BABY! QUICK! SHOOT! - BATF
A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BAD day....Transfer completed...573,000b 11cps
A BAD days fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BANDAID!? Jim,I'm a doctor,not a... oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doc..oh,never mind!
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a oh, yeah!
A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you hold the world's record for posting
A BBS crasher is a serial killer
A BBS needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A BBS will never break down till just after you leave on vacation
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds
A BIG CAT can hurt you, but a LITTLE PUSSY never hurt any man.
A BIG ROCK>>>>>>me<<<<<<A HARD PLACE
A BJ each day keeps the doctor away
A BLACK bin liner draped over a TV aerial makes a cheap yet effective
A Baby: nine months interest on a small deposit.
A Bachelor believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit
A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once
A Bachelor is a man who: can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes
A Bachelor looks but does not leap.
A Bachelor won't take `yes' for an answer
A Bad Idea: Being Knighted with a Vorpal Sword.
A Bad Redhead? Ohhhh, that's just too good to be True!
A Bajoran Tricorder is fast, accurate & good for hitting peoples heads
A Bajoran doctor gives Dax some Combantrin and accidentally kills her
A Bajoran religious leader from Star Trek: DSN gets Kai-arrhea
A Barbershop tag is the ultimate tagline!
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!
A Barney worshipper said this: AARRGGHH!! Slander!!!
A Basket, a Bobbitt, a Chop it off and Have it.
A Baskin-Robbins employee might drive a Jimmy.
A Batarang is _no_ defense against Odo!
A Batch File is just a list of "To Dos" for a Computer
A Batchelor's 'fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf
A Battle of the Wits?! To the Death!?
A Bee On A Bee Makes A Baby Bee, that does: 'BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE...'
A Beer always goes down easy.
A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
A Beer doesn't care when you come.
A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A Beer is always satisfying.
A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!
A Best Brains production
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - by Herb Avore
A Bicycle Built For 2
A Big W E L C O M E T O T H E F L S I N G L E S ! ! ! to you!
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. -Vincent
A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke!
A Big Mouth Travels Far.
A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to. -- Thomas Jefferson
A Bird in the Bush is worth 2 in the Hand!
A Bird in the hand will doo doo on you.
A Blast from the Past!
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A Blonde with brain damage Normal
A Blonde's Mating Call, I'm Soooooooooooooo Drunk!
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards.
A Blonde's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme.
A Blondes idea of safe sex: Put the car in Park
A BloodLine (c) is a wonderful thing to taste
A Blotter: Something to look for while the ink dries.
A Blue Door is hidden by a colorful metaphor
A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products! (C) DA 1993
A Blueberry is purple, except when green it is red!
A Bluewave of avalanche proportions.
A Bomb! - Lister
A Book an How to Run Software Manually - Geek Flinstone .... jam
A Book of Verses underneath the Bough.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Borg Killer: Assimilate Congress: Then they'll NEVER work together!
A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion
A Borg guess is a Collective hunch
A Borg is coming! Quick, try to look useless!
A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike.
A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg?
A Borgs breakfast: Nanites sprinkled on Corn Flakes
A Born Executive: his father owns the business.
A Boxing Corner man's Story by Dawson DeTowel
A Brand for Life
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare!
A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
A Bullitt Production.
A Butt-head virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Butterfly is beautiful inside too!
A Butthead virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Buzzard: "I had a nightmare I was Charles Schumer in another life!"
A Buzzard: Ugh! I had a nightmare I was Sarah Brady in another life!
A C compiler ? You call THAT a C compiler ?
A CAT IS AN ANIMAL THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING......LOVE
A CATHETER LEAVES YOU FEELING DRAINED
A CEO would drive an Achieva.
A CLUELOW -- Who *really means it* when he asks ...
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be.. there's always more.
A CONS is an object which cares
A CONS is an object which cares. - Bernie Greenberg
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee
A Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health care.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
A Canadian? It's like an American, without the gun, with health care
A Cantonese will eat anything with legs but a chair.
A Cantonese will eat anything with wings but a plane.
A Canuk is somebody who can make love in a canoe
A Cardassian groin protector is still no defence against Kira!
A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device? - Kira
A Cat AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
A Cat WILL blink when hit by a hammer.
A Cat in the tire treads will make a Car run Smoother
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A Cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs.
A Cat is the Universe's way of showing us purrfection
A Cat may look at a King.
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
A Cat's purr is sound of it generating mystery and enigma
A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm
A Celeron has less computing power than an engineer's wrist watch.
A Chainsaw beats Violet Reflect EVERY time.
A Champion is as a Champion does in all things
A Charlie Watts walk on
A Charlie Watts walk on-- Mike Nelson
A Charter Member of the "New Wave" software!
A Cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A Chev may not be a Cadillac but at times it beats walking
A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu
A Child of the 60s.
A Child's thoughts answer, the pain is in you, not I.
A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!
A Chinese couple should only DO IT once
A Chinese couple should only do it once.
A Choice is ALWAYS possible, ...even Without ANY Options!
A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it.
A Christian is a person who makes you think of Jesus
A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter. - Thomas Traherne
A Christian must keep the faith, but not to himself.
A Christian should keep the faith, but to himself.
A Christian walk is a better witness than a Christian talk
A Church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A Church is God between four walls. - Victor Hugo
A Classic is literature that is highly praised...although rarely read
A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory
A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
A Cliff-Top Tragedy - By Eileen Dover
A Clinton victory = Total disaster
A Closed Mind gets you what you Deserve
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
A Closet is a dark room where queer things develope!
A Coca-Cola cowboy will use fizzy logic.
A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry!
A Communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
A Computer Hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963....NO CARRIER 1996
A Conscientious Conservative doesn't call his computer a PC.
A Conservative Mind is a lot to waste. Liberal Media Attack Time nears!
A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. -- Disraeli
A Conservative is a Liberal who's been mugged
A Conservative is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A Conservative's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A Conservative's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends.
A Cray Supercomputer and a 2400 baud modem!
A Cray a day to keep IBM away!
A Cray-3 is so fast it runs an infinite loop in 3 ms
A Cricetid or any small Slavic origin rodent - Tom
A Critique Of Ian Fleming - By J. M. Spond
A Cross? Oh, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A Crowded Bar
A Crown of Thorns is still a Crown...Samael
A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire
A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?! - Tom
A D and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. I wanna be a dragon
A D.M.'s Best Twit filter is a large Red Dragon.
A DOLLAR is a weight of silver.
A DOS better than DOS = OS/2 !
A DUMMY LOAD is not a truckful of mannequins!
A Dad's money is not more valuable than a Dad's time
A Daisy by any other name Still attracts aphids
A Dalek Borg: "As-si-mi-late."
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted.
A Day Of A Thousand Years - By Ann O. Domini
A Day Without Paronomasia, Is A Day Without Punshine
A Dead Criminal is one a Sleazy Liberal Judge cannot let off the hook.
A Deja Vu is God's way of saying Redo from start
A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
A Democrat is society's version of a computer virus
A Democrat is someone who wants to put YOUR money where H
A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if he had the money
A Democrat is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A Democrat's generosity is limited only by your income
A Denebian Slime Devil is a Tribble built to Klingon specifications.
A Dentist is a bridge builder
A DesiLu Production.
A Diamond Is a Chunk of Coal That Was Made Good Under Pressure !!
A Dick By Any Other Name is Still a Dick
A Difference Between Men and Boys: Price of Toys
A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
A Diplomat can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests
A Diplomat job is to settle problems created by other diplomats
A Dirty Elf is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Dirty Lil' Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads
A Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's
A Dope Dealer Will Sell To Anybody's Kids EXCEPT THERE OWN!
A Dope Smoking, Draft Dodging, Adulterer is President?
A Dr. Clayton Forrester presentation - Dr. Forrester
A Dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? It's your turn to go first.
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first.
A Dragonrider's pet wolf is a weyr -wolf!
A Drive-in movie is wall to wall car-petting
A Druid! A Druid who turns undead! A Druid! I'm gonna be sick!
A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game -- Crow
A Durian a day keeps everyone away
A E I þ U (I had a vowel movement)
A European swallow, or an African swallow?
A European swallow, or an African swallow? - Monty Python
A Eurythmics video! - Crow on near-bald alien girl
A FACT is anything you can convince someone else to believe.
A FAIR price? - Rom
A FAMILY or a MIND is a terrible thing to waste!
A FAT Check A Day Will Keep Norton Disk Doctor Away.
A FISH STORY by Czar Dean.
A FOOL WITH A TOOL IS STILL A FOOL!
A Fallopian Tube is a part of a television set. (Y/N) ?
A Familiar Luncheon - By Sam Witch
A Family Christmas: "Let the bickering begin!"
A Fart Is The Lonely Cry Of An Imprisoned Turd
A Fatal Error has occured: You're dead!
A Fax/Data modem lets a computer see, hear and talk!
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking
A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling. - Data
A Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?
A Ferengi tagline; Pay 3 slips Gold Pressed Ladinum to read it.
A Ferengi used car salesman. Now there's a scary thought!
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all
A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. - FRA #18
A Ferengi without profit is not a Ferengi at all.
A Ferengi, a monk, and a clone decide to go bowling-- Data
A Ferguson Insight: He who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame
A Ferguson Insight: You can observe a lot by just watching
A Fido Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Fido address is a terrible thing to waste.
A Fish Story - By Czar Dean
A Fistful of Datas: "The Good, The Bad, & The Klingon"
A Flak Jacket is highly recommended
A Florid Flock of Forty Flatulent Flamingos.
A Florida law makes it illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer.
A Fool And His Money ... Now That's My Kind Of Friend
A Fool and his Taglines are soon moderators
A Fool and his Taglines are soon moderators. <= Yikes!
A Fool and his money are soon parted - thru divorce!!
A Fool and his words are soon parted
A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!
A Foreigner's Guide To Camping In Florida
A Fortran compiler is the hobgoblin of little minis
A Forum for literary vagabonds
A Francis Ford Coppola production - Tom
A Fremen dies when he is too long from the desert; this we call "the water sickness." --Stilgar, the Commentaries
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake
A Friend In Need Always Finds Your New Phone Number.
A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
A Friend in Need is a pain indeed.
A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
A Friend is A Person With Whom You Dare to Be Yourself !!
A Frog (Atog)
A G-string is made to be plucked.
A G-string is part of a violin.
A G-string is part of a violin. TRUE FALSE
A GENERATION WHICH IGNORES HISTORY HAS NO PAST - AND NO FUTURE!
A GIFT OF PROPHECY, Ruth Montgomery, 1965
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clinton's.
A GOOD THING ABOUT A SHORT MEMORY, enjoy the same newspaper for a mont
A GOOD friend KEEPS his surplus zucchini!!
A GOOD salesman can sell Tupperware to Ethiopians!
A GPF is a UAE in drag
A Galliard Fianna talk about a walking redundancy
A Garden Weasel and a Black Mask, what possibilitys
A Gay's First Aid Kit, Vaseline and listerine.
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
A Get of the Hand of Tyr is real close to being an executioner
A Girl In Trouble Is A Temporary Thing
A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A God Who Meddles Reveals His Incompetence
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
A Goethe is a steel beam; a Joyce is a wooden one
A Government that treats people according to race is RACIST.
A Great Dane huh? I was hoping for a toy poodle (sniff)
A Great Plenty. E. Nuff
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
A Greek, not a Jew! - Crow sings as Anka
A Guardian! What it sees, Lo Pan knows! - Egg Sheng
A Guide To Arab Democracies
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
A Guide To Snorkeling In Norway
A Gun Ain't Loaded 'Til You Pull the Trigger
A Gun is inanimate, therefore it CAN NOT cause crime. Only PEOPLE do!
A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Chicago
A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland
A HOLE-IN-ONE: A gunshot wound through the mouth or rectum
A HOOT 'n a HOLLER from BULLIES ACRE!
A HOT PILOT DOESNT NEED ALL THAT ELECTRONIC FELGERCARB...STARBUCK
A HUD castle - Mike on ruins
A HUD castle! -- Mike Nelson
A HUMAN!!!!!!!! A TREEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (thump) - Batty/Chrysta
A Ham operator needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week
A Hammer can deliver from feather light to MIGHTY BLOWS!
A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
A Happy Home Life And Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen
A Happy Home Life And Marriage, by Donald Trump
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
A Hellbore Canon beats four aces.
A Hiker's Guide To The Ho Chi Minh Trail
A Hindu is a terrible thing of caste?
A History Of Aspirin - By Ivan Hedake
A History Of U.S. Presidents That Made Progress
A Holy Grail? Oh, we allready have one of those
A Holy Nation Under Jesus
A Horse of a Different Color
A Hot Temper is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake
A Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake... Elvis Presley
A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
A Husband is a man who lost his liberty in pursuit of happiness
A Husband is a man who: made a wrong turn in lovers' lane
A Husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the Hospital.
A Husband, made a wrong turn in lovers' lane
A JEDI DON'T DIE HE FADE AWAY
A Jade stone is useless before it is processed; a man is good-for-nothing until he is educated. - Chinese Proverb
A Japanese art director? Noooo! -- Crow T. Robot
A Japanese art director? Noooo! - Crow
A Jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.
A Jedi betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. --Kenobi
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. - Yoda
A Jedi named #TN# betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named Darth Vader betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi named Orville Bullitt betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father
A Jedi named Vampyra, betrayed and murdered your father.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
A Jedi's weapon! Much like your father's
A Jehovah's Witness told me this was Watchtower's swimsuit issue
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman - Mike holds up sign
A Joke By Ingmar Bergman. -- Mike Nelson
A Journey Through The Mind Of A Squid
A Judge: an unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress!!
A Jungian slip is just a mythstake
A Jury: 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer
A KGB keyboard has no key!
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A KGB keyboard has no escape key.
A KID A DAY, KEEPS THEM ALL OUT OF WAY - Janier
A KING does it with his official seal
A Kansas Seven Course Dinner: Raccoon and a six pack!
A Kat is a terrible thing to waste... Drive safely
A Kat is easier to train than a man
A Kat is easier to train than a moderator
A Kat is, above all things, a dramatist
A Kat will assume the shape of its container
A Kat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer
A Kennedy's most common sexual position: Defendant.
A Kes is still a Kes, a sigh is still a sigh.
A Keyboard. How Quaint! - Spock
A Kid Should Be By His Mother, Everybody Knows That /
A Kiwi is sorta like an honorary Aussie.
A Klingon Diplomat? No, his Disrupter ran out of energy.
A Klingon _never_ breaks his word. - Worf
A Klingon does NOT play Springball, Major!
A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone. - Worf
A Klingon is his work, not his family. - Klang
A Klingon is never late, every other guests are...... S.I. CYR
A Klingon vessel is decloacking off our port bow, compliments of Gowron
A Klingon warrior fights to the death! - Worf
A Klingon's mother wears combat boots.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phasor Blas
A Knock? would shatter my dreams' illusions--Jim Morrison
A Kosher American President will eliminate government pork ,,,,
A Kosher president will eliminate government pork.
A Kosher president will eliminate government pork.
A LAW rocket beats four Aces!
A LEAN MEAN ROCK AND ROLL MACHINE!! TED NUGENT
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of
A LITTLE MORE TO THE RIGHT......
A LOT of a moderator's work is done privately, via netmail.
A LOVER OF AVIATION IS FOREVER YOUNG
A LURKER -- Doesn't do much; doesn't get much;
A Lady is a woman who makes a man act like a Gentleman
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find the programmers cannot write in English
A Lerxst in Wonderland -Rush
A Liberal a day keeps the money away.
A Liberal advisory has been issued for this conference.
A Liberal is a Conservative who was a victim of false arrest
A Liberal is one who has both feet planted firmly in air.
A Liberal thinks higher taxes will make him richer
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really r
A Liberal's generosity is limited by *your* income
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really
A Lich? I steal it's Spellbook!
A Life of Celibacy .... by M. T. Bedd
A Life!? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A Life-form? What board can I download it from?
A Limited Time Offer! Whoops - time's up!
A Linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste! (By jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu, Joe Sloan)
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golf=================================
A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?!
A Little Bit of UH HUH And A Whole Lot Of OH YEAH
A Little Coitus Never Hoitus
A Loaded Pun Sometimes Goes Off
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A Long Walk - by Miss DeBus
A Lot of people mistake their imagination for their memory.
A Lottery is a tax on people who don't understand statistics
A Low Yield Atomic Bomb is an oxymoron
A MAC makes a better paperweight.
A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*! -- Mr. Buzzcut
A MOTHER IS A LEPIDOPTERIST
A MOVIE: Life with the dull parts left out!
A Mac emulator under OS/2? You *are* sick! ;-)
A Macintosh : Something that SHOULD be eaten!
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
A Macintosh is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A Macintosh is an Etch-a-Sketch that you don't have to shake
A Macintosh is not truly portable until it is airborne.
A Macintosh is to a computer as an Edsel is to an automobile.
A Macintosh user
A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons.
A Magic Door! Why didn't you say? - Cat: Stasis Leak
A Magick Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
A Man Without a GOD is Like a Fish Without a Bicycle
A Man of the 60s. A Child of the 80s.
A Man thinketh within his heart, so is he. - King Solomon
A Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down
A Marine can stand ANYTHING! - Buzzcut
A Marine counts to one by taking off his pants.
A Marine in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin.
A Marine saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So he did.
A Marine wanted a mink for his mom, he started screwing minks.
A Marshal of France Ridiculous! -- Picard
A Martini and Ecology Group: concerned people who like to drink a lot.
A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead
A Meester, Wanna buy some dirty peekshurs of my seester?
A Memory Manager is something I need more than my computer
A Mess of Rushages
A Message From Our Sponsor TRAP000E ERRCD=0000 ERACC=** ERLIM=*****
A Metaphor is like a Simile
A Meteor is an example of a rock star.
A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all
A Million? That's Unfair
A Mime is a bright new original thought with an army
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
A Mind Without Books Is Like A Body Without A Soul
A Mississippi river boat captain might drive a Delta.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know!
A Moderator's job is never done!
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo. A sysop's ends at his/her board
A Moderator, Godzilla with a key board.
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble!
A Monk, a Clone and a Ferrengi decided to go bowling
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a map
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a warp field experiment.
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED"
A Mother Superior-ity complex - Mike
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam locked onto u. ^*#@$NO CARRIER
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam! But take it!
A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A NEWBIE -- Hasn't had time to acquire `em;
A NICE arrangement for the Brekians. - Crusher
A NICE response to some NICE questions - NICE, isn't it?
A NON-TAGLINE TAGLINE
A NORMAL one that is!!! arrrgrggg) :)
A NOT those other three letters!!!*
A Native American might drive a Cherokee.
A Navy Pilot's worst nightmare: NO CARRIER
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A Neep is for life, not just for Christmas
A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic
A New Ferengi Contraceptive: The Internal Metaphasic Shield for Women
A New Level, Of Confidence, And Power...--Pantera
A New Moon leads me to the woods of dreams, and I follow
A New PBS Special: Burrowing Trees of the Serengeti
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion
A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for nuns called, "Changing Habits: The Sister's Workout." The Vatican rejected the original title, "Nuns of Steel."" --Conan O'Brien
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A Newfie's 5 happiest years: grade 3
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
A Nihilist orders a hotdog: Make me one with nothing
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
A Norwegian is never truly happy unless he's cold, wet, and miserable
A Old Timer remembers when a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when: a coffee break was your lunch hour
A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: coffee was a grind and paying for it was not
A Open Mind is a terrible thing to waste
A PARANOID IS A GUY WHO JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
A PBS mind in an MTV world
A PC a day, keep the Apple away!
A PC is a terrible thing to waste : Linux !
A PC is for manipulation of data, not the manipulation of thought.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC takes some of the guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC without a clock is like a modem without a phone
A PIII-900 is the only acceptable solution.
A PRO!! -Calvins @(#*$&$(# NO CAR
A PROGRAM is used to turn data into error messages.
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill all your available memory. ÄEdsil Murphy
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill your available memory
A Pagan Batman wears a Yewtility Belt
A Pagan a day makes for a healthy, happy dog. Save $ on dog food!
A Pagan family LIVES the love of the Lord and the Lady
A Pagan loves his autonomy like a glutton loves his lunch!
A Palm tree is a telephone pole in disguise
A Paluckoo a day keeps the loose BMs away.
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A Paradox? An Oxymoron? Can't decide? Then it's a Paradoxymoron.
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Wood Party. Ä M. Python
A Pastor's work is never done, it goes from Son to Risen Son
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A Pearl is a temple built by pain around a grain of sand.
A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight"
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny for your thoughts. - Q
A Penny four your thought, a Nickel for your kiss
A Penny saved is a Congressional oversight
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. Ben Franklin
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A Penny saved is not very much
A Pentium FDIV. You never know what you're gonna get
A Pentium is like a box of chocolates. - Forrest Intel
A Pentium makes 32 as many errors as a 486 in the same time.
A Pentium that runs at 4 mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A Pentium/200MHz, 64Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD... Now: C:\>WIN
A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.
A Philistine on the sidewalk. - Hobbes
A Philodox Child of Gaia talk about a walking redundancy
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
A Picture Is Worth 100,000 Bytes.
A Place Called Joe's
A Place For A Wig - By Sonia Head
A Place Somewhere Downtown
A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.<p>
A Plumber Is Needed - By Rufus Leaking
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
A Point in My Favor!
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter
A Police State is great... so long as you are the police
A Poor Man: One who has nothing but money
A Portable Hole holds a lot of beer.
A Presidency is a terrible thing to waste- Phil Gramm, Re: Clinton
A President cannot always be popular. Ä Harry S. Truman
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for IRS agents
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for federal agents
A Professional tagline production by Anderson.
A Professor is one who talks in someone esle's sleep. - W. H. Auden
A Pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A Puppy in the mouth is worth two in the office
A Puritan is one who is afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone s
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of the map.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A Q a day keeps the Borg away. ......well, maybe not
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Syst
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services.
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past: Finding your name on Pyramid walls!
A QWK a day means you're offline!
A QWK compatible mail reader for OS/2
A QWK pack a day, keeps insanity away
A QWK! Oh my GOD! Step on it before it reproduces!!
A Qmodem is a happy modem!
A Question of Justice - By M. Crook
A Quinn Martin Production
A RADICALLY DIFFERENT CONCEPT IN SPACE-AGE LIVING: New
A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A REAL BBS makes ANSI-standard pizza available for download
A REAL Cultist: is one who voted for the Clintons
A REAL O/S is called AIX & runs on a RISC box !!
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : build an _American_ Space Station
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : write a Windows version that _works_!
A REAL test for that pink bunny : installing Windows95 on an XT
A REAL test for that pink bunny: Build an _American_ Space Station.
A REAL test for that pink bunny: Write a Windows version that works!
A Race of super-evolved galactic beings is screwing with us!
A Racetrack is where windows clean people.
A Ragabash Bone-Gnawer talk about a walking redundancy
A Rash Decision: wear the -loose- pants!
A Recipe for Borscht? Beets me.
A Red Dragon? I pull out my Wand of Marshmallows.
A Red Dragon?! Hmmph! I grab my trusty spoon +2 and charge 'im!!
A Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Republican is someone born on third base, but thinks he hit a triple.
A Republican keyboard has no <ESC> key
A Republican victory is a victory for America
A Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
A Riverside, California, health ordinance states that two persons may not kiss
A Robin red breast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage
A Robot: Your Plastic Pal Who Is Fun To Be With.
A Rock ====>>> you <<<==== A Hard Place
A Rock =====<<< @N@ <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock ========>>> <<<===== A Hard Place
A Rock----->Stuck<-----A Hard Place
A Rolex is a Texan's sundial!!!
A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but they still get $s
A Rose is a Rose is a Rose by any name ---,-'--{@ ---,-'--{@
A Rose is a Rose, is a Rose, is a Rose
A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack."
A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon!
A Rubber Chicken and his family wrote this tag file.
A Rubber Chicken will satisfy you in EVERY way
A Rubber Chicken will satisfy you in EVERY way. <g>
A Rubber Chicken would never support Bill Clinton.
A Rubber Chicken would never support Newt Gingrich.
A Rubber chicken's head will melt on a hot lightbulb.
A Runabout bumper sticker: Honk if you hate Kai Winn
A Rush room is like a mushroom. You're kept in the dark and fed crap.
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!
A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!
A SEXY fact - Israelis do it BETTER! <Madonna> (Or faster?)
A SHEEP WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR A CUCUMBER
A SHEZ a day keeps the ZIP's at bay....Jim Derr
A SLMR 2.1a registration number is tough to get!
A SNOW SNAKE'S GOT ME! -- Calvin
A SOCIALIST CONGRESS lead by A SOCIALIST PRESIDENT is on the MOVE!
A SPAM haiku page/We must all be quite insane/Hormel is so proud
A SPECIFIC Ocean? Which one? Be more PACIFIC! - Crow
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES BLOODLOSS
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash
A Sandie - Did it on the beach.
A Saviour of men not saved is strange. **John Owen
A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan
A Schoolboy's Troubles - By Ben Dover
A Scot runs out every 12 minutes to put a nickel in the parking meter!
A Scouse a day helps you Work, Rest and Play.
A Scout challenges himself with every merit badge.
A Scout is *never* lost. Misplaced, perhaps, but *never* lost.
A Scout is REVERENT!
A Scout is brave.
A Scout is cheerful.
A Scout is clean.
A Scout is courteous.
A Scout is friendly.
A Scout is helpful.
A Scout is kind.
A Scout is loyal.
A Scout is obedient.
A Scout is reverent.
A Scout is thrifty.
A Scout is trustworthy.
A Selection Of Funny Jokes From Rec.Humor
A Semaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!
A Semihemidemiquaver gives me a trill!
A Sentient 1701-D: "Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!"
A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
A Sharper Point #7
A Short Book: The Book of Virtue by Bill Clinton
A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
A Sign of the Last Days: The President's cat gets 200 letters daily
A Silent democrat is America's dream
A Simpson on a T-shirt? I never thought I'd see the day! - Marge
A Skeptic with an open mind, should never look up! -Woops! no Brain
A Skier Pays an Arm & a Leg to Break an Arm & a Leg!
A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation.
A Smartmodem often isn't
A Smile is Contagious - Catch One
A Smith & Weason beats Four Aces everytime.
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces.
A Smith & Wesson ALWAYS beats four aces.WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY?!!
A Smith & Wesson always beats four aces.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces..
A Smith & Wesson bets 4 Aces!
A Smith & Wesson *ALWAYS* beats 4 Aces
A Smith and Wesson beats 4 Aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats a Jones and Crisco
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
A Smith and Wesson beats four of anything!
A Smith&Wesson beats four aces.
A Snake? Ya are an odd fellow, aren't you. - 49er to Data
A Sneeze is just a facial orgasm!!!
A SoCIaL LIfe? of couRsE! you're In tHE pErfecT pLace, wRoNg ConFerEnce!
A Social Life ? Where do I download that from ?
A Social Life? What file area is that in?
A Social Life???......Where can I FREQ that file from?
A Social life? Where can I download that!?
A Soldier of Darkness has come on that ship! - Amis
A Southern Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
A Spirit isn't free until it has flown
A Spoonfull Of Music.
A Spotless Scalp In 7 Days - By Mikhail Gorbachev
A Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
A Star Is Barred - By Sherlock Tout
A Star Ship? What registry would that be? - Clemens
A Star Trek Porn Production: "Three in a Ro".
A Star Trek fan might drive an Intrepid.
A StarShip with re-chargeable batteries?? (Naaa...)
A Starchild gets whipped with a Van Allen belt.
A Stealth bomber! Will Dizzy eat it?
A Steven wright fan
A Steven wright fan (speaking for hisself only)
A Stick? Level 12 and all you have is a STICK??????
A Still-Store of Farrah Fawcett's poster - Tom on Crow
A Stitch In Time Saves 9 Billion.
A Stockton law of 1926 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
A Stoic brings the baby; a Cynic is where you bathe it.
A Study Of Influenza - By S. Pew
A Study Of The Glutius Maximus - By C. Howitt Feals
A Stuntman To The End - By Kenny Doitt
A Super Speedway is one with flush toilets. B.France,Sr
A Survey of Cygnian Repiratory Disease? Fascinating. Dax
A Survey on Cygnian Respiratory Disease? McCoy
A Swede can have sex at 15, but must be 20 to buy alcohole
A Swedish copkiller can freely walk around in Stockholm at no risk
A Swedish robber can say he's undercover colleague and pass the cops
A SysOp and her mind are soon parted
A SysOp and his money are soon parted
A SysOp and his/her mind are soon parted
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A SysOp's wife is a lonely woman
A SysOps work is never dung.
A Sysop and his mind are soon parted
A Sysop and his money are soon fools.
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it
A Sysop's mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Sysops' Work Is Never Done.
A T. Rex? You have a T. Rex? - Ellie Sattler
A TAGLINE a day keeps a life away.
A TOAST: Here's to the top, here's to the middle. Let's hope tonight we all get a little.
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A TROLL BRIDGE? Oh, I thought you said a TOLL bridge!
A TRUE addict can talk to the BBS *without* a modem!
A TV movie Mount Rushmore -Tom on group of grade b actors
A TV movie Mount Rushmore-- Tom Servo
A Tagline
A Tagline a day keeps viruses away!
A Tagline goes where?
A Tagline is a snippet of surreality
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A Tagline is nothing without opportunity.
A Tagline never asks, was it was good for you?
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it?
A Tagline? What's that, and are we taxing it? -- Bill Clinton.
A Tagline? What's that? Are we taxing it? - B. Clinton
A Tahitian babe for everyone! - Tom
A Tale Of No Cities
A Tale of Two Rikers, Charles Dickens
A Tale of Two Zities -Dickens's cookbook
A Tale of WTO Cities: Street protests in Seattle and Quebec City.
A Tattoo is just an aftermarket Dermal Upgrade
A Taxpayer and his money are soon parted.
A Tech Without A Tweeker Is Like A Day Without SunShine!
A Ted Williams signature inflatable bathtub pillow! - Tom
A Teddy always loves you .. even when asleep.
A Teenager never falls in love more than once a week.
A Terminate a day keeps the doctor away
A Texas bisexual is a cowboy who likes cattle & sheep.
A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms, Or Antonyms
A Theurge Uktena talk about a walking redundancy
A Thing + A Name for the Thing = 1 Thing too many
A Thousand Pints of Lite!
A Thousand Points Off!
A Thousand Points of Blight
A Thousand Points of Broccoli
A Thousand Points of humor surgically removed.
A Thousand Potatoes Yet To Go - By K. P. Dooty
A Thousand points of Broccoli!
A Thrustmaster is _not_ a sex toy
A Time to Weep and A Time to Laugh; A Time to Mourn and A Time to Dance !!
A Toast: I would rather be with the people at this table, than the finest people in the world!
A Token Ring means just what it says.
A Token Ring means just what it says.
A Top 20 Sperm Bank: stacks of frozen whacks.
A Toyota
A Treatise on Bigfoot: Black Swan or Boogy Man?
A Tree Grows in Washington by Al Gore
A Trek porn production: "Cheap Trills!!"
A Trek porn production: "Three in a Ro"
A Trekker's chromosomes contain the Star Trek Gene.
A Tribble a day has the Minimum Daily Requirement of fur.
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A Tribble a day keeps the Trekkers away
A Tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A Tribble is a furry little creature from a humorous Star Trek episode.
A Tribble is good eating, just remember to singe the fur off first!
A Tribble is the only love that money can buy.
A Trill surcharge on an office machine: A Dax fax tax.
A Trip to the Dentist - By Yin Pain
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
A Trout lives on anything not included in the fisherman's equipment.
A True Wise Man Has More Questions Than Answers
A Tyrannosaurus went into the computer lab and ate a computer. Now he is the biggest know-it-all in the world
A UFO was observed in Vancouver: The sun.
A UFO... What's that???
A UFO... What's that??? Join MufoNet and you'll know!
A UN acting against Bosnia can act also against the US.
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly. -- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austin
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A VERY small joke, Ensign -- Spock
A VERY small joke, ensign @TOLAST@. -- Spock
A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock
A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
A Virgin Islander: an 11-year old Hawaiian girl?
A Virgin is a female who hasn't yet met her maker.
A Virgin is a girl who won't take in what a guy is taking out.
A Virgin is an old woman who's always been afraid of flies.
A Virgin is an unlusted number
A Virgin is one who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.
A Virus in my computer? Don't /&(&=(=)=be %$%&ridiculous%
A Virus is a sort of Creature. Right ?
A Virus? Never!
A Vision for the Future.
A Visit To The Dentist - By Phil Mcavity
A Vollkswagen driven by a blond is called? Farfromthinken
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing
A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing. -- Kirk, "The Menagerie"
A Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of itegrity! - Kirk
A Vulcan security officer? Kinda like a Klingon counselor
A Vulcan stole my homework! * Nog
A Vulture Sweeps Down And Grabs Your Gold
A WAD by any other name would probably crash DOOM
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: 1 million banking errors
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Catchphrase with Roy Walker
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Fly-by-wire air crashes
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Hole in the wall money machines
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: Man landing on the moon
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: New Order`s Blue Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: New computer express
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: RSI
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: The stock Exchange`s Black Monday
A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD: birth of the computer virus expert
A WEDDING? - Elaine There's a lot of people to mock...- Jerry
A WHISPER - The fastest method of circulating a secret yet devised!
A WISE husband puts his foot down only to shift position
A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b
A Wal Mart got built since we jumped - Mike as skydiver
A Warning, not a slogan!!
A Warrior does NOT snag recipes - Worf
A Warrior does NOT steal taglines - Worf
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A Watched Pot May Never Boil, But the Cook Certainly Does
A Weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A Wheel in Time saves nine
A Whitesox pennant - Tom as guy reads Mongol scroll
A Whole Lot of Cats - By Kitt N. Caboodle
A Whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
A Wife is a woman who: plays bridge, tennis, golf, and dumb.
A Windows user spends 1/3 his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
A Windows utility is a virus with seniority
A Wise Man Which Built His House Upon A Rock !!
A Wise man once said, "My name is Wise."
A Witch prefers a broom because nature abhors a vacuum
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A Wok something you throw at a Wabbit
A Woman Boxer: Floats Like A Butterfly And Stings Like, Well, A Butterfly.
A Woman Scorned Gathers No Moss.
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull
A Woman is always more beautiful with a Cock in her mouth
A Woman is incomplete until she is married, then she is really finished
A Woman is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to.
A Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A Woman's life is dyed the color of her imagination.
A Woman's place is in the House, Senate and Oval Office.
A Word for Windows is inefficient.
A World Wide Web could catch some MAJOR bugs. Could use one for my PC
A Xanth fan, and proud of it!
A Yagi antenna is like a Yogi antenna without a Booboo
A ZIP file is like sex; It can be used over and over.
A ZPOINTless Tagline
A Zero (Firestorm Pheonix)
A Zmodem is a happy modem!
A Zucchini is a cucumber that made the BIG time.
A Zucchini is a cucumber with an ATTITUDE.
A ^Merry^ Messy Kweznuz
A _De Lorean_??? Michael J. Fox
A `[1;36mc `[33mo `[35ml `[32mo `[31mu `[34mr `[0m tag
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. - Lazarus Long
A `pacifist male' is a contradiction in terms. -- Heinlein
A `snoot full'? - Data
A a duplicate duplicate tagline tagline is is two two byl
A ad for a local beauty parlor reads: TEN YEARS OFF FOR CASH
A am Bill D. Catt of Borg. You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!!!
A and P, God's gift to Pilots
A b c da li'l fishies? a a a a
A babe is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs decrease
A baby boomer is an infant with gas
A baby by any other name is still a baby
A baby costs almost six grand in its first year of life.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
A baby is a person who must have bottle or bust.
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other
A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
A baby is the most complicated object made by unskilled labor
A baby on the table! That's good luck! Snake-eyes.
A baby over the shoulder often requires a washcloth!
A baby stroller is last year's fun on wheels.
A baby's willpower is simply no match against it's wail-power.
A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.
A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game.
A bachelor enjoys the neck
A bachelor is a guy who can get into bed from either side
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
A bachelor is a hunter that never Mrs.
A bachelor is a man dedicated to life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit. (Anon.)
A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a man who is free to choose, and chooses to be free.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a man whom women are still sampling
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated.
A bachelor is an unaltared male
A bachelor is one never Mrs. Anything.
A bachelor is one never chases a woman he couldn't outrun.
A bachelor is one never knows from whom the next kiss is coming.
A bachelor is one never knows from whom the next kiss is coming.
A bachelor is one never makes the same mistake once.
A bachelor is one never makes the same mistake once.
A bachelor is one never met a girl he couldn't live without.
A bachelor is one never met a girl he couldn't live without.
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one never says, "I'll Give You A Ring Tomorrow!"
A bachelor is one plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur outstanding.
A bachelor is one plays the game of love and manages to retain his amateur outstanding.
A bachelor is one prefers ripe tomatoes with little dressing.
A bachelor is one prefers ripe tomatoes with little dressing.
A bachelor is one thinks he is a thing of Beauty and a Boy forever.
A bachelor is one thinks he is a thing of Beauty and a Boy forever.
A bachelor is one travels fastest in a parked car.
A bachelor is one travels fastest in a parked car.
A bachelor is one tries to avoid the issue.
A bachelor is one tries to avoid the issue.
A bachelor is one usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
A bachelor is one usually has his hands full trying to loosen a woman's grip.
A bachelor is one wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
A bachelor is one wakes up in the morning with all of the blankets.
A bachelor is one washes only one set of dishes.
A bachelor is one washes only one set of dishes.
A bachelor is one when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
A bachelor is one when a girl asks him for a Diamond Ring, he turns Stone-Deaf.
A bachelor is one when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
A bachelor is one when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.
A bachelor is one who is footloose and fiance free.
A bachelor is one who is footloose and fiance free.
A bachelor is one who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
A bachelor is one who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
A bachelor is one who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is...Single!!!!
A bachelor is one who looks, but does not leap.
A bachelor is one who looks, but does not leap.
A bachelor is one would rather change girlfriends than change girls' names.
A bachelor is one would rather change girlfriends than change girls' names.
A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.
A bachelor is one would rather cook his own goose.
A bachelor is one would rather have a woman on his mind than on his neck.
A bachelor is one would rather have a woman on his mind than on his neck.
A bachelor is one would rather mend his socks than his ways.
A bachelor is one would rather mend his socks than his ways.
A bachelor is someone who can keep his foot out of a trap--particularly his own
A bachelor is someone who can keep his foot out of a trap--particularly his own
A bachelor is someone who is footloose and fianc‚e free
A bachelor life is no life for a single man. (Sam Goldwyn)
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A bachelor never made the same mistake once!
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland
A bachelor says he dislikes young married couples, because they are apt to give themselves heirs
A bachelor's fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. - Samuel Goldwyn
A backscratcher will always find new itches. -- Gomme
A bad Trek episode beats the best Melrose Place anyday!
A bad actor. He's inflated, he's egotistical. -- John Huston on Reagan
A bad beginning makes a bad ending. Euripides (431 BC)
A bad beginning makes for a good ending.
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
A bad cause requires many words. -German Proverb
A bad computer blames its operator
A bad conscience has a very good memory.
A bad conscience is merely the result of liberalism.
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at school!
A bad day BBSing is better that a good day at work
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
A bad day at home is better than a good day at work
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at the ball game.
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work!
A bad day is when you have to kill dragons before breakfast - Darkwood
A bad day modeming beats a good day at school
A bad day modeming beats a good day at work.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work
A bad day on Star Trek: The engine's stall on "Engage."
A bad day on the bike always beats a good day in the office!
A bad day on the modem beats a good day on the job.
A bad day sailing is better than a good day at the office.
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton
A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)"
A bad day: "Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 56651 errors, 1 CPS)"
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
A bad excuse is better than no excuse.
A bad girl is nothing but a good girl who's been found out.
A bad golfer needs to shout "Fore!" when he putts
A bad habit never disappears miracously; it's a undo-it-yourself project. - Abigail Van Buren
A bad habit which I never bothered to break. <fond smile> - Anna S
A bad idea can only survive if it need not stand the test of reality.
A bad joke is a parody error.
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg
A bad one will kick you in the head
A bad peace is even worse than a war.
A bad plan is better than no plan at all.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
A bad redhead? That's even better'n a Good redhead (but will I survive?)
A bad sales move - mention Windows
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
A bad situation is, One who ejects from a helicopter
A bad spot on the disk.
A bad workman always blames his fools.
A bad workman always blames his fools. - The Doctor
A bad workman always blames his fools...
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
A balanced diet is a bag of M&M's in each hand
A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A bald dog has no mass
A bald man was kind to me once. --Guinan
A baldheaded man is one who came out on top and still lost.
A ball you can see in the rough 50 yards away is not yours. ÄH. Beard
A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou
A bandaid!? Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a - oh, never mind
A bank is a place with a simple philosophy: no deposit, no return
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don't need it.
A barbecue often cooks steaks rare and fingers well-done.
A barber might drive a Seville.
A bard with a 10 charisma. Not good.
A bargain is a bargain unless bought from a Ferengi
A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.
A bargaining chip must always remain in play. Megatron, Beast Wars
A barking dog never bites - while he's barking
A bartender is just a chemist with a limited inventory
A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it
A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.
A bathing beauty points out the figures, but slacks reveal the facts
A bathing beauty these days wears nothing to speak of, yet has a lot to talk about
A bathroom with a phone? That's great!
A bathroom with a phone? That's great! -- Mike Nelson
A bathtub full of otters is damned fine entertainment for the price.
A battery of L.A. Police Officers.
A battle avoided cannot be lost. - Caine quoting Sun Tzu
A battle cannot be fought without sacrifices. -Moltke
A battle front is only as good as its supply line.
A battle front is only as good as its supply line. -- Long Haul
A battle of wits W/ you would be dualing W/ unarmed man!
A battle of wits? inquired the dragon. To whose death, Sir knight?
A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!?
A battle of wits?!? To the DEATH?!? Hope your will's updated
A battle plan is only as good as its programmer.
A battle plan is only as good as its programmer. - Chromedome
A bbs needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A bean supper will be held in the church basement. Music will follow.
A bear in his natural habitat...a Studabaker
A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A beard signifies lice not brains.
A beast I am, lest a beast I become
A beautiful and ineffectual angel [Shelley]. * Arnold
A beautiful heart seems to transform the homeliest face
A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse
A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it? Q
A beautiful theory, killed by a nasty, ugly, little fact.
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. - Emerson
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
A beautiful woman should break her mirror early. (GRACIAN)
A beaver without a cause! -- Tom Servo
A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it.
A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. (Alexander Pope)
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer a day keeps lager louts at bay.
A beer always lets you read the Sunday comics first
A beer can enjoy an evening of watching "Johnny-the-Wadd-Holmes' Greatest Hits" as much as you do
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer can't talk about the women who had it before you
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining
A beer doesn't buy everything labelled "turbo"
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carbueretor
A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook
A beer doesn't care when you come home.
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of other beers on the side
A beer doesn't hang up pantyhose to dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink all your beer
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose"
A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't think poetry is queer
A beer doesn't think that a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" is an enormous can of vegetable juice
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't want to watch pro wrestling
A beer doesn't want you to raise its children
A beer doesn't wouldn't trade you in on a sports car
A beer doesn't yell at you if you have another beer.
A beer helps with the housework
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
A beer in the stomach is one step closer to a hangover
A beer is always ready to leave on time
A beer is always wet.
A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman
A beer is not kinky unless you want it to be kinky
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer means never having to say, "I'm thirsty"
A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty
A beer never fishes for compliments
A beer never has a headache.
A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer never shaves its legs with YOUR razor.
A beer tastes good.
A beer understands why The Three Stooges are funny
A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie
A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons
A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission
A beer will never call you "Babe". Or "Sugar-hips"
A beer will never fumble with your bra
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling
A beer will never leave dirty socks on the floor
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it
A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson"
A beer will only come when you want it to.
A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy "just for the articles"
A beer won't ask you to pick up some tampons when you go to the store
A beer won't even act amazed if you can
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry
A beer won't fill up your 'Vette with 85-octane gas because it's twenty cents less expensive
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
A beer won't leave you for a younger man either
A beer won't leave you for a younger woman
A beer won't make you eat experimental vegetarian meals that taste like grass
A beer won't make you go to church
A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer
A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up
A beer won't smoke in your car
A beer won't steal all the covers
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer won't talk about the women who had it before you
A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow
A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers' quarterback
A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer would never own a car with an automatic transmission
A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car
A beer's life does not revolve around football
A beer's life does not revolve around the world series
A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are
A belief is not true because it is useful.
A belief is not true because it is useful. - H. F. Amiel
A bell without a clapper has no dong
A belly button is for ketchup when you eat french fries in bed!
A belly button is for parking your gum on the way down.
A belly button is for salt when you drink Tequila in bed
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A belly button is for sugar when you eat strawberries in bed.
A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed.
A belly button is for the mustard when eating spring rolls in bed
A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermellon
A belly button is just there
A belly button keeps you butt from falling off.
A belly button's for salt when ya eat french fries in bed
A bellybutton is for parking your gum on the way down.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road . . . unless you fail to make the turn
A beneficial law affords a remedy in a similar case
A best seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent L
A better never did itself sustain, Upon a soldier's thigh.
A better way to DoubleSpace your disk: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
A better way to find a better place
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a coven of lawyers
A bevy of quail, a pride of lions, a flock of geese, a coven of lawyers
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A bientot. N'oublie pas d'ecrire :)
A big R for wrong on that one
A big enough firearm will discourage any law-breaker
A big enough gun will adjust any attitude.
A big enough hammer can usually fix (almost) anything
A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.
A big enough hammer fixes anything
A big enough hammer will generally take care of the problem!
A big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere.
A big hug from Tagline Boy ain't exactly fun.--Marc Lavallee
A big lie is often more plausible than the truth.
A big mistake! It's flat. I'm doing in shamelessly
A big mouth travels far and fast.
A big shot! A big ole big shot! Hey! - Tom sings
A big time is shooting rats at the City dump
A big, hairy gorilla guards this tagline. I *DARE* you
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but two well.
A bigamist is nothing more than a large fog over Italy!
A bigmouth? Me?! I'm just mute-challenged!
A bigot by any other name, still smells the same.
A bigot delights in public ridicule for he thinks he's a martyr.
A bigot is anyone who disagrees with a liberal
A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be - N.B. Hunt
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. - Nelson Bunker Hunt
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money. -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget
A billion here, a billion there, it's not _real_ money
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it's real money.
A billion here, a billion there; soon you"re talking real money. -- Sen. Dirksen
A billion here, a couple of billion there -- first thing you know it adds up to be real money. -- Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen
A billion years ago, Earth was ruled by fuzzy puppets.
A bimbo in the Japanese idiom is a poor man!
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird - Tao of Pooh
A bird does not sing because it has an answer - it sings because it
A bird in a bush is better than one above your head!
A bird in hand can be an awful mess.
A bird in hand is better than one overhead
A bird in hand is messy.
A bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush.
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in hand is worthless when you want to blow your nose.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose
A bird in hand makes it hard to blow your nose!
A bird in hand...can be a lot of trouble, especially if it's a ostrich
A bird in the Earth to use Plan Nine
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the bush is better than 2 in the hand.
A bird in the bush is better than a bird on your shoulder. Especially big ones, don't want your clothes soaked with poop
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A bird in the bush is worth handing it to!
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand can be awfully messy!
A bird in the hand can be messy.
A bird in the hand can get pretty messy
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
A bird in the hand craps on your wrist
A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.
A bird in the hand doesn't scare people like a hockey stick does.
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is better than a bird overhead
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!
A bird in the hand is better than two on the phone. (Madonna)
A bird in the hand is better then one overhead
A bird in the hand is dead.
A bird in the hand is messy.
A bird in the hand is much better than one overhead
A bird in the hand is not as good as girl in the bush.
A bird in the hand is probably dead
A bird in the hand is safer than one flying overhead.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A bird in the hand is worth a bar of soap.
A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -- Cervantes
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring -- Ambrose Bierce
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand leaves one with a dirty hand!
A bird in the hand makes a tasty meal.
A bird in the hand makes blowing one's nose very difficult
A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult
A bird in the hand makes brilliant cat-food.
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your Nose
A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose
A bird in the hand makes it difficult to tie your shoelaces
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose!
A bird in the hand may bite without warning!
A bird in the hand means broiled goose for dinner
A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap.
A bird in the hand waits for no man.
A bird in the hand will, ooops!
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand, gets highly agitated
A bird in the hand... ...is illegal in Georgia
A bird in the hand......will poop on you!
A bird in the hand...is better than guano in your hair
A bird in the hand...tickles.
A bird in the hand; often requires a washcloth!
A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, but a cat is a PURRson
A bird of prey might drive a Talon.
A bird with one wing flies ever in circles, or not at all
A bird.......... a plane......... no it's FLYMO
A birthday cake is fine as long as there's a girl in it!
A bisexual @N@ likes sheep and cattle
A bisexual scot likes sheep and cattle.
A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce?
A bit far fetched
A bit hard to trust a man who wants to borrow a picklock, Sir.
A bit is a byte of course of course inless it is a bit named ED.
A bit is the increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming. (Henry Spencer)
A bit off your normal prowl patterns, isn't it? - Aahz
A bit pretentious don't you think?
A bit visits the CPU and says "hi".
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
A black Einstein would have postulated thusly: E=MC Hammer
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
A black hole is God dividing by zero
A black hole is when the gods divide by zero
A black hole is where God divided by zero
A black magic marker on the screen?
A black man taught Elvis how to sing, and then he was crowned king.
A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
A blackbird's wing. A stone from a river. - Chakotay
A blackhead as big as an anjou pear - Joel on giant
A bland and deadly courtesy is infinitely more devastating.
A blank stare is as worthless as a faxed cheque.
A blate cat maks a prood moose. --Old Scot Sayin
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A blessing to die for a cause, because you can easily die for nothing.
A blimp with an airbag is redundant
A blind gynecologist can read lips.
A blind man cannot walk among Shadows.
A blind man could see it with a cane. - McCoy
A blind man is no judge of colors
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? - Riker
A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
A blindfold can be very useful if you're telepathic.
A blindfolded dolphin can find a nickel at the bottom of its tank.
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's #TO@!
A blinding bolt of crimson careens across the sky! It's Orville Bullitt!
A bloated, blue-faced man on the floor? Musta died having sex!
A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue
A blond a day will wear you out!
A blond asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla
A blond can be poor at history, and great on dates
A blond counts to two by taking off her shirt
A blond death trap - mirror on the bottom of the pool
A blond favorite university? Auburn!
A blond saw a sign that said WET CEMENT - So she did
A blond traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda
A blond using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A blond who dies her hair brunette: Artificial Intelligence!
A blond with a 48-F bust for President-Confuse Iraq!
A blond's idea of safe sex is padded headboards
A blond's mating call is....what redkeads?
A blond's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme
A blond's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!
A blond: Antidote for a boring life
A blonde VS. a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once
A blonde and a beer bottle? They're both empty from the neck up
A blonde bird in any hands, turns to silly putty
A blonde can be poor at history, and great on dates
A blonde counts to two by taking her shirt off
A blonde goes fishing with 3 guys returns with a Red Snapper and Crabs
A blonde is a good cook if she gets the pop tarts out in one piece!
A blonde saw a sign that said "Wet Cement," so she did.
A blonde sent a post card: "Having a wonderful time... Where am I?"
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". So she turned around an drove home
A blonde with PMS and a yeast infection? A whine and cheese party!
A blonde with half a brain is Gifted!
A blonde's been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen!
A blonde: Antidote for a boring life
A blonded mistress in leather... be afraid, be very afraid!
A blood alcohol level of < .26 confers temporary immortality.
A blood alcohol level of greater than .26 confers temporary immortality
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword. - Burton, Robert
A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and was
A blunt person is one who says what (s)he thinks without thinking
A blush on the face is better than a blot on the heart
A boaster and a liar are cousins.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A bolt of crimson -It's STUPENDOUS MAN.
A bomb! - Lister
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
A book (returned) in time saves time.
A book a day keeps the doldrums at bay.
A book a day keeps your Boss away!!
A book about the English language, sir.""And the hero's name is what?"
A book and its readers go together
A book can kill time for those who liked it better dead
A book holds a house of gold. - Chinese Proverb
A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
A book is a garden you carry in your pocket
A book is a present you can open again and again!
A book is never finished; it's abandoned. --Gene Fowler
A book is the only immortality.
A book is the ultimate random access device.
A book misplaced is a book lost
A book must be an ice ax to break the frozen sea within us. - KAFKA
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
A book, a duck, a song, some wine....perfection!
A book, a friend, a song, a glass
A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A book, a friend, a song, a glass...
A book, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass.
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude
A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself
A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is he tells you.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you. - Bert Taylor
A bore is a person who, when asked how he is, tells you
A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours
A bore: deprives you of solitude w/o providing company
A boring marriage: Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty!
A born-again turkey is still a falcon on a cloudy day
A boss with no humor is like a job that"s no fun
A bottle in front of me beats a frontal lobotomy.
A bottle in front of me rather than a frontal lobotomy!
A bottle of wine, a can of whipped cream & thou
A bottle of wine, a loaf of bread... and BUTTER! lots of it!
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and @TOFIRST@
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bottom-feed printer? Sounds fishy to me!
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won - John Prine
A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.
A box of gametes with assembly instructions.
A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see
A box of smurfs and a weedeater: What a visual!
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R.R. Tolkien
A boxful of kittens will make anyone smile
A boy and his bird. How touching. - Top Dollar
A boy and his magic golden flute heard a boat from off the bay
A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead
A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. --Robert Benchley
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
A boy has to peddle his book. - Truman Capote
A boy lies in the grass unmoving staring at the sky
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center
A boy's best friend is his mother - Dr. Forrester
A boy's best friend is his mother. -Anthony Perkins
A boyfriend a day gets me $100,000 in alimony.
A boyfriend a day soon gets me $1,000 a month alimony.
A boyfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A boyhood dream come true. I'm in tears. - Ivanova (sarcastically)
A bra is a form of soft-wear support
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
A brain is worth little without a tongue.
A brain like a BB in a boxcar.
A brain that can be understood by itself is too simple to understand itself
A brain. I need a brain for my Spock. - Dr. Kirkenstein
A brain. I need a brain!
A brainless beauty is a toy forever
A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy. - Q
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girl’s best points.
A brave Ferengi! Who would have thought!
A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought? --Gowron
A brave ant is gallANT.
A brave man is sometimes a desperado; a bully is always a coward
A brave person is a stupid person who got lucky
A brave person is a thing to waste
A bread that doubled as a hood ornament - Tom
A bridge over turgid waters.
A bridge was burned and a lesson learned I never will forget.
A brief minute away from my porno mags is hell - Mike
A brief visit will be tolerated. * Beatta
A briefcase full of blues
A bright eye indicates curiosity/a black eye, too much
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
A bristlecone pine is a fire's way of making another fire
A broken Window gets you 7 meg. of bad luck
A broken clock keeps better time than you!
A broken down car on a dirt road
A brood of pessimists.
A brother is born for adversity. - Proverbs 17:17
A brunette between two blondes: an interpreter.
A brute kills for pleasure - a fool kills from hate
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. - Lazarus Long
A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate. -- Heinlein
A brute kills from pleasure. A fool kills from hate
A buck to a doe: “Let's have a little faun.”
A bucket for messeur. And, a hose.
A budget helps you pay as you go if you don't go anywhere
A budget is a way of reminding yourself that you can't afford the kind of living you've become used to
A budget is an aim that rarely shows good marksmanship.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money
A buffalo chip igloo! - Stimpy
A bug I ate! With little wings! - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bug in the right place is a feature
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A bug is a feature with seniority
A bug is a son of a glitch
A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken.
A bug is always wrong when arguing with a programmer
A built-in, all purpose, thiingamabob.
A bulldozer is a sergeant's chin with a motor in it
A bullet proof vest won't help you if you shoot yourself in the foot
A bun is the lowest form of wheat.
A bun short of a dozen
A bunch of bunnies hopping backwards: a receding hare line.
A bungee jump without the bungee! - Tom as guy falls
A bungee jump without the bungee! -- Tom Servo
A bunny, a beer, and the SF Echo.
A bureaucracy can outwait anything.
A bureaucracy can outwait anything. ŽEdsil Murphy
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job a Republican wants
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it
A burger shy of a Happy Meal.
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else. - O. Henry
A burning bridge gathers no moss
A burp is not an answer
A burp is not an answer - Bart Simpson's lines
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simp./Epis. 9F07
A burp is not an answer Ä Bart Simpson on the blackboard
A burp is not an answer.
A burp is not an answer. - Bart's Board
A burp is not an answer. -- Bart Simpson
A burp is not an answer. -- Bart's Blackboard
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On
A bus station is where the bus stops...A train station is where the train stops...My desk is a workstation
A bush in the face is better than bird shit in the hand.
A bush in the hand is... well, you get the picture
A bush on the face is better than a bird in the hand!
A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks - Calvin
A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of
A business is too big when it takes a week for gossip to go from one end of the office to the other
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent
A butterfly is a self-propelled flower.
A butthead? I just thought you had bad breath
A buy-sexual. Kennedy Family favorite sexual position: Defendant. Kennedy
A byte for your thoughts
A cage is a cage, Jim. - McCoy
A calculated risk, Mr. Spock. - Kirk
A calm day turns gusty the moment you drop a œ20 note
A camel is a horse designed by a committee. - Anon
A camel is a horse designed by committee. A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Mil-Spec
A camel is a horse planned by committee.
A camel is a horse put together by a committee.
A camel is actually a horse put together by Congress!
A camel looks like a horse planned by a committee. (Vogue Magazine)
A camel may pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
A camel trainer might drive a Caravan.
A camel, a dwarf and a contortionist went into a bar
A camel: A horse designed by a Republican committee
A camera thief wouldn't want to leave his prints. --W. Jim Sutton
A camping we will go, me and baby and bat make three
A camping we will go, me and baby and bat make three
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!
A can of Crisco can outthink Rust Limberger.
A can of black eyed peas, some nes-cafe and ice
A can of worms full of Pandora's boxes.
A can short of a six pack.
A can shy of a six-(or twelve-)pack
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
A candle on each nightstand, a bottle of wine, a fireplace... and you.
A candle that lights another does not lose anything.
A candour affected is a dagger concealed. - Marcus Aurelius
A candy a day gives the dentist his pay.
A canner can can anything he can; but a canner can't can a can, can he ?
A cannibal loved fast food so he ordered a pizza with everybody on it
A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
A cannibal uses a Blazing Saddle, hmmm?
A cannibal was expelled from school...He buttered up his teacher
A capite ad calem...From head to heel
A cappella...Midi sound on an XT
A captain hates reading manuals - they take his mind off himself
A captain is one who walks down Lovers' Lane holding his own hand
A captain never bounces unless the ship is out of rig or badly loaded
A capucino machine that also takes pictures - Joel
A car and woman are the same! NEEDS!!
A car boot? - Amelia Ducat
A car is just a big purse on wheels. - Johanna Reynolds
A car raising contest is a jack off
A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larson
A car tried to occupy the same spacetime as mine.
A car without a woofer is a car with a loser
A cardinal rule of politics: never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman. (J.R. Ewing)
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair
A caribou by any other name is still a big 'ol hairy deer looking thing.
A carpenter varnished without a trace.
A cartrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!
A case of beer and high explosives, sounds like a party
A cast of Alexander's forehead: the ridges of a warrior.
A castrated hog says, ruint, ruint, ruint!
A cat *will* blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
A cat NEVER leaves the toilet seat up!
A cat WILL blink when hit with a hammer
A cat _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A cat a day keeps the blues away
A cat a day keeps the salmon away!
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer
A cat always assumes the shape of its container.
A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck
A cat by any other name would still just sit and stare at you
A cat cannot be defined in a single word
A cat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat gets FLATTER the more you run over it!
A cat goes quack - if you squeeze it hard enough
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
A cat has nine lives, a Trill can have many more
A cat has nine lives, how about you?
A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat.
A cat hit by a car: Mee--OOOOOWWWWWWW!
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels!!! >EEEYYOOWWLL!!!< | -[
A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels.
A cat in the tire treads will make a car run smoother. --SAE
A cat is _always_ on the wrong side of the door.
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is
A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is a friend who will never betray you.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers!
A cat is a terrible thing to waste. Drive safely
A cat is all love and energy!
A cat is always on the wrong side of a door.
A cat is always there for you!
A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk.
A cat is an extension of God.
A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. <-er,... um,... <blush!>
A cat is easier to train than a Moderator... and usually better behaved
A cat is easier to train than a man
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
A cat is easier to train than a woman
A cat is easier to understand than a woman
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat is like to death, I'm saving up the Pelvic thrust.
A cat is man's best friend
A cat is nobody's fool.
A cat is only domestic so far as it suits its own needs. -Heinlein
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs.
A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. - Heinlein
A cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection
A cat is the only real love money can buy.
A cat is the universe's way of showing perfection
A cat is the visible soul of a home
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey.
A cat itself is but a shadow. - Shakespeare
A cat knows all about you, and likes you anyhow
A cat looks not with the eyes but with the mind
A cat never cries over spilled milk
A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat.
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*
A cat stretches from one end of @F's childhood to the other.
A cat that isn't finicky....soon loses control of it's owner.
A cat that will let you strike it with a hammer deserves
A cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner!
A cat will almost always blink when hit on the head with a hammer
A cat will almost always blink when hit with a hammer
A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer. - Someone else
A cat will always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read or copy.
A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
A cat will assume the shape of the container it is packed into.
A cat will be man's best friend but never stoops to it
A cat will blink if you hit it with a hammer.
A cat will blink when cut in half with a chainsaw
A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat will blink when the freezer door is opened.
A cat will expand to fill the space available to it
A cat will go "QUACK!" if you squeeze it hard enough
A cat will go "quack!" if you squeeze it hard enough.
A cat with gloves on will catch no mice.
A cat with little ones has never a good mouthful.
A cat with no destination is never lost
A cat without a hair ball gland ... is only half a cat! --Ren
A cat would be man's best friend, but does not wish to stoop to it.
A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it.
A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain
A cat's loyalty is confined to its food dish!
A cat's place is in control.
A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom
A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute.
A cat's purr is the sound of it sucking up to you
A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known.
A cat's tail will tell you more than you think!
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
A cat's worst nightmare is a closed door!
A cat, the only self -cleaning appliance in the house
A catch of aids
A cats purr is the sound of it generating "cute"
A cats way of keeping law & order is Claw Enforcement
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
A cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A cellular fossil? - Picard
A cemetery is the worst place to get stoned
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks he ought to.- G Hicks
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. --Granville Hicks
A censor is someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
A censor is someone who knows more than he thinks you should.
A census taker once tried to test me. -- Hannibal Lector
A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
A centipede is an ant made to government specifications
A centipede is an ant made to liberal Canadian specs
A centipede is an ant, made to government specs.
A centipede is an inchworm that has switched to the metric system.
A certain amount of cuteness shouldn't be allowed to exist
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it
A certain amount of stupidity is necessary to make a good soldier
A certain moderator "who shall remain nameless" Has shunned the list.
A certain ruler worshipped Jesus in Matthew 9:18.
A certain user who shall remain nameless has shunned the rules!
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link
A chain of lynx; a peck of birds; a hoard of squirrels.
A chainsaw! Find some meat!
A champion is one who gets up when he can't. - Jack Dempsey
A champion is someone who gets up even when they can't.
A change in wardrobe wouldn't hurt. - Hercules to Hades
A change is as good as a .... how does the rest go ?
A change is coming . . . a great wind is going to blow. - Stephen King
A change of heart, will take a while. So for now, I love her gentleman style. - Indecent Obsession
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
A chaque pied son soulier. - Montaigne - .!
A character in a book by Terry Pratchett called "Witches Abroad".
A character is going from embarrassment to a baby
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often
A charter or deed of a thing not in being, is not valid
A chat has nine lives
A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
A chat with you, and death loses its sting! -- Blackadder
A cheap dominatrice offers bargain debasement
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
A cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A check in hand is worth a hundred in the mail
A check will be a substitute for a father's love & guidance.[oops] WJC
A cheerful heart is good medicine. - Proverbs 17:22
A cheritable thesaurus of taglines
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.
A chicken coup with 4 doors is called a sedan.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms
A chicken in every pot
A chicken in every pot and a hard drive in every computer.
A chicken in every pot.
A chicken in trouble just walked around the faery woods.
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A chicken is an egg's way of reproducing itself.
A chicken is an egg's way to make more eggs
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
A chicken is just a low cholesteral egg!
A child arrived just the other day... - Harry Chapin
A child becomes an adult when he realises that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong. - Thomas Szasz
A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled. - James Baldwin
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. (Emerson)
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --Ralph Waldo Emerson
A child is a curly-haired, dimpled lunatic.
A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight
A child is born with no concept of the tone of skin it's living in.
A child miseducated is a child lost. (John F. Kennedy)
A child of 5 could funderstand this! Fetch me a child of 5
A child of 5 could understand this! Bring me a child of 5!
A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child
A child of 5 could understand this. Go find one, quick!
A child of 5 could understand this.Fetch me a child of 5.
A child of 5 years could do this! Fetch me a child of 5 years!
A child of five could do this. Fetch me a child of five.
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
A child of the stars! -Doctor Zee
A child on the way? Isn't that a classic example of overachieving?
A child passes through your life and then disappears into an adult
A child prodigy knows not to @S with it
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A child will trust....until they find trust betrayed
A child's ability to endure likely stems from his ignorance of alternatives
A child's face can say a lot, especially the mouth part of the face
A child's middle name is so he can tell when he's REALLY in trouble.
A child's mind: Clean slate. Be careful what you write
A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds. -- Troi
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her -- Scotty
A chin butt! - Frank
A chocolate bar is a terrible thing to waste
A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the dessert plate
A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi
A choice is always possible, even without any options.
A chronaton field? --La Forge
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie
A chunky Crow - Tom
A church debt is the devil's salary. Henry Ward Beecher
A church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A cigar is just a cigar.
A cinematic tranqualizer - Dr. Forrester on movie
A circle is a line that meets it's other end without ending.
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
A circuit protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
A circus sideshow has cunning stunts. A burlesque dance line
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
A citizen of America!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
A citizen-proper is not one by virtue of residence. - Aristotle
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together -- Herbert Prochnow
A city the size of N.Y. could be infected within a few days - DS 1x08
A city without trees is not fit for a dog.
A civilized nation has full gun registration. - Adolph Hitler
A clarification from that moderator thing
A clarinet's not just a molehill on steroids
A clarinet's not just a pinch of wits?
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity
A classic case of man versus fate. Best of three falls. Ten round limit.
A classic is a book highly praised yet never read.
A classic is a book that is much praised, rarely read.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A classic is a book which people praise and never read.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -- Mark Twain
A classic, something every body wants to have read but no one wants to read. - Mark Twain
A claw crashes with deafening impact!
A cleAN hardDIsk iS A sIgN of a cluTTEred dISkette box
A clean & dry set of BDU's are magnets for mud and rain.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain
A clean car is a clear sign of a sick mind
A clean desk = compulsive and/or bored.
A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind
A clean desk is a sign of a new employee
A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!!!!
A clean desk is a sign of an empty mind.
A clean desk is a sign of cluttered desk drawers.
A clean desk is a sign of corporate downsizing
A clean desk is a sign of of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean desk is a sign of sick mind or a full garbage can.
A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind.
A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered desk drawer
A clean desk means you are compulsive and/or bored
A clean desk requires a large wastebasket.
A clean disk is a sign of no Windows
A clean disk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A clean disk is a sure sign of a warped drive
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A clean disk is the sign of a sick mind
A clean disk is the sign of a small mind.
A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life
A clean house it the sign of a misspent life.
A clean kitchen is the Sign of A Take Out House
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
A clean limerick is a contradiction in terms.
A clean mind is a fantasy!
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
A clean neat dest is a sign of a very sick mind.
A clean room is a sure sign of a broken computer.
A clean team is a mean team.
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day
A clean, neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, neat, and orderly work place is a sure sign of a sick mind
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A clean, safe environment..everyone's birthright
A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis. I must remove your brain. - Neuman
A clear conscience begins with a clear memory. (Laurence J. Peter)
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is actually a bad memory
A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory
A clear conscience is just the result of bad memory
A clear conscience is mearly the result of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
A clear conscience makes a good pillow.
A clear conscience makes taste good
A clear conscience usually means you have a bad memory, or are in denial
A clear vision of tomorrow comes only after a good long look at yesterday
A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Johann von Goethe
A clever man commits no minor blunders. Ä Goethe
A clever prophet makes sure of the event first
A clever tagline is a good excuse for posting a message.
A cliche is a bright new original thought with tenure
A click-click here, a click-click there, everywhere a double-click
A clique of castanet players.
A clitoris is a type of flower.
A clone and a Ferengi all decide to go bowling together
A clone is a clone and will always be a clone. (Some IBM %s)
A clone?! He is a clone?! - Worf
A close pointing finger and a power cable all look the same to Voles
A closed door is an attack on a cat's personal freedom
A closed mind and a closed room are both somewhat stuffy.
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It is already wasted.
A closed mind gathers no facts.
A closed mind gathers no intelligence
A closed mind gathers no knowledge.
A closed mind gathers no thoughts.
A closed mind is a terrible waste of space
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to loose
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to make fun of.
A closed mind is an empty mind
A closed mind is as useful as a blind eye
A closed mouth catches no feet !
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A closed mouth gathers no feet. Says nothing either!
A closed mouth gathers no feet...
A closed mouth gathers no flies.
A closed mouth gathers no foot
A closed mouth gathers no foot! Have a nice day!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth gathers no judges
A closed mouth gathers no tongue
A closed mouth maintains a happy mind.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong!
A closed mouth says nothing wrong; a closed mind does nothing right.
A closed mouth.......gathers no feet!
A closet full of courteous anxieties is of dubious comfort
A clover leaf was lucky instead of confusing?
A clown is a poet in action.
A clown is a poet in action. -- Miller
A clown is my friend...he will not bite me and throw me in ze basement.
A clown will not bite me and lock me in the basement
A clown without a job is nobody's fool
A clue! A clue! A clue-hoo-hoo! - Tom excitedly
A cocktail party's a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner
A code in my node? I must be a programmer
A coffee break for Sisyphus!
A coffee cup gets lighter the longer you hold it
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A coin. Very well. I shall replicate one immediately
A cold BUD and a CAMEL...ain't life grand!
A cold Diet Coke and another Camel.
A cold beer in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other.
A cold shower is more comfortable if you use warm water
A cold what? * Data
A cold wind blows on a windless day
A collection of taxes.
A collective derriere. How interesting.
A college degree does make you a teacher!
A college education shows a man how little other people know
A college professor is someone smart enough to get a Ph.D., but too crazy to make a living
A collision is a near miss.
A column about errors will contain errors. (Bill Gold)
A com is a com is a com, but Windows NT will not COME!
A combination of Michael J. Pollard, Yahoo Serious, and Buddha.
A comedian is a person who has a good memory for old jokes.
A cometary impact before breakfast may spoil the rest of your day
A comfortable place for a fight
A comfortable place for a fight - Mike on hayloft
A comfortable place for a fight-- Mike Nelson
A command of your own? I can swing that, too! - Kirk-2
A command-level officer? You mean, like you? - Nog
A commanding officer doesn't need brains, just a good loud voice.
A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A committee can make a decision dumber than its members
A committee for the disabled has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain - Heinlein.
A committee has six or more legs and no brain.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one
A committee is a beast with four hind legs. (John le Carr‚)
A committee is a cul de sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled
A committee is a cul de sac to which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - John A. Lincoln
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours... - Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours. -- Milton Berle
A committee is a life form with 6 or more legs and no brains
A committee is a life form with many legs and no brain
A committee is a life form with six of more legs and no brain.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. L. Long
A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains
A committee is an animal with at least six legs, and no brain. -- Heinlein
A committee is the only lifeform with 100 bellies and no brain.
A committee of one gets things done.
A committee of three gets things done if two don't show up
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent. - Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree
A committee's real objective is not to reach a decision but to avoid it
A committee: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain
A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth. -- R. Stallman
A communist has nothing...and wishes to share it with the world
A communist is a socialist without a sense of humour.
A communist is one who has nothing and wishes to share it with all.
A communist keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A companion of fools shall be destroyed.
A companion of fools shall be destroyed. - Proverbs 13:20
A company is known by the company it employs
A company is known by the data it keeps
A company is known by the people it keeps.
A company without bosses is like a camel without waterskies
A compassionate Republican steps over the homeless, not on them.
A competent and reliable dishwasher never starves. (Heinlien)
A complete endorser of the Blue Wave Offline Mail System.
A completed Family History? I'd like to see THAT!
A complex man comes home and wonders about the universe's complexities
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked
A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. -- Victor Hugo
A component selected at random from a group having 99% reliability, will be a member of the 1% group
A compressed disk is a sign of a fragmented drive
A computer ... no wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A computer a day
A computer a day.....
A computer addict needs 26 hours in a day, all 8 days of the week
A computer cuts your work in half and gives you back the bloody ends.
A computer does exactly what it's told. This is not necessarily what you want
A computer does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A computer doesn't do anything smart. It does something stupid fast.
A computer expert is someone who can make a mistake and not get mad at the computer.
A computer has an IQ of zero. The operator's IQ is quest
A computer has an IQ of zero. The operator's IQ is quest
A computer is a large hole in which you throw your money
A computer is a terrible thing to waste
A computer is a typewriter with an attitude
A computer isn't expensive IF you pay enough for it.
A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working for thirty years straight
A computer never forgets your birthday
A computer never forgives or forgets.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it
A computer program is used to turn data into error messages
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A computer user will tell you everything you ask about and nothing more
A computer with Windows is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard
A computer without FORTRAN is like a fish without a bicycle
A computer without Windows is like a fish w/o a bicycle
A computer without software just decorates your desk.
A computer won't even talk about marriage
A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.
A computer won't give it's virus to you.
A computer's attention span is as big as it's upper memory block
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A computer's attention span is only as long as its extension cord.
A computer's attention span is only as long as its power cord
A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do. - Holly
A computer, a modem, a phone line... what else do you need?
A computer, to print out a fact, will divide, multiply, and subtract
A computer? No wonder I couldn't change the channel!
A concealed fault is equal to a deceit
A concentrated phaser blast makes the best Universal Translator.
A concept is stronger than a fact. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman
A conclusion = the place where you got tired of thinking
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where somebody got tired of thinking.
A conclusion is where you get tired of thinking.
A conclusion simply means they got tired of thinking.
A concrete example is very hard to carry around.
A condom ? Yes, I wear one all the time....just in case
A condom is a large apartment complex.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen
A conference is no match for natural stupidity
A conference with the IRS is a taxing proposition.
A confession made in court is of greater effect than any proof
A confident manner is important, as computers can sense this! :-)
A confident manner is important; computers can sense fear.
A confident manner is vital - computers can sense this
A confirmation is null where the preceding gift is invalid
A confirmed cookie eater!
A confrontation like this was inevitable. - Sisko
A congressman and a congresswoman go to lunch. Who pays?
A congressman thinks twice before saying nothing.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying
A conscience hurts when everything else feels good
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban
A consequence ought not to be drawn from another consequence
A conservative gov't is an organized hypocrisy--Disraeli
A conservative government is an organized hypocrasy.
A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. - Benjamin Disraeli
A conservative is Society's version of a computer virus.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (usually by
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested."
A conservative is a liberal whose kid has been mugged by the NEA.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. -- Alfred E. Wiggam
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. -- Elbert Hubbard
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed.
A conservative is a worshiper of dead radicals.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and to
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
A consistent man believes in destiny, a capricious man in chance. - Benjamin Disraeli
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words.
A constant note of triumph dislocates man so it seems
A constipated german: Farfrompoopin
A consultant is a hooker with a Ph.D.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it
A consultant is an executive who can't find a job
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home
A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner
A contemporaneous exposition is the best and most powerful in the law
A content mind is both crown and kingdom. (Greene)
A contented man can enjoy the scenery along the detour
A contented man is always rich
A contented man is one who enjoys the scenery along the detour.
A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
A continuously immaculate house is the sign of a misspent life.
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.
A contract cannot arise out of an act radically wrong and illegal
A contract is a contract...but only to another Fernegi. -- FRA #17
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A contradiction in terms: Military Intelligence.
A contradiction in terms: User Friendly.
A contradiction of terms-The Best of Rush Limbaugh
A convenient buzzward for Phoenix? "Cosmic" fits the bill nicely.
A conversation about computers is a DISKussion
A conversation begins with the first word
A converted cannibal eats only fishermen on Friday
A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen
A convict's mind is terrible thing to waste, (money on, that is)
A cook is the meal's way of creating more meals
A cookie a day keeps the doctor away!
A cool ball gathers no gutters - Homer Simpson
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your
A copy of Windows 3.1 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please
A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample. -- Rebecca West
A corpse in the bedroom will spoil the Open House
A corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. - Matthew 7:17
A cosmos without @TO@- it scarcely bears thinking about!
A cosmos without The Doctor scarcely bears thinking about.
A cosmos without you - it scarcely bears thinking about!
A couch is as good as a chair
A counterfeiter is a man who wants money bad.
A country boy can survive. -- Bocephus
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb
A country man between two lawyers is like a tunafish between two cats.
A country that ignores history has no future.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin
A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place
A couple bushels shy of a full crop
A couple keys short of a concert piano.
A couple of Pentiums is all you need... to do a good grilled steak
A couple of cans short of a six-pack.
A couple of dots missing on the dice
A couple of dots short of a tagline.
A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills
A couple of light years can't keep friends apart * Wesley
A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library
A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save
A couple of numbers missing on the clock
A couple of open splices
A couple of revisions behind.
A couple of spots short of a set of dominos
A couple of ticks past the noon whistle.
A couple of volts below threshold.
A couple random tagline for your viewing pleasure:
A couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
A couple sharps short of B Major.
A couple went to see mystery and horror movies. They loved each shudder
A couplet short of a sonnet.
A courageous foe is better than a cowardly friend.
A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
A cow eats without a knife.
A cow stepped on his head.
A cow with no legs = ground beef
A coward dies a thousand deaths
A coward dies a thousand deaths but a brave man dies but one.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave. Mahatma Gandhi
A coward is incapable of showing love, it's the prerogative of the brave
A coward is someone who thinks with his legs in an emergency
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
A coward sweats in water - Ethiopia
A coward: one who thinks with his legs
A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than its bite.
A cowboy might drive a Mustang.
A cowchip is paradise to a fly!
A cranck with armor, will never harm'er.
A cranial hemorrhoid will cause a stroke...what's your excuse?
A crank in armor will never harm her.
A crank is a little thing that makes revolutions
A crank with armor will never harm her
A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet.
A crash of Windows taglines.
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey... let's go to Disney!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...let's party!
A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland!
A craving for Tofu and Avacados? "Am I pregnant?"
A creative Mind is seldom tidy
A creature that pretended to be a man and called itself Flagg
A crew member drinks - drink!
A crew member is in casual clothes - drink!
A criminal can be an interesting thing to waste
A criminal lawyer - is there any other kind?
A crises is when you CAN'T say let's forget about the whole thing!
A crisis is when you can"t say, "Let"s just forget the whole thing." -- Ferguson
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget about it."
A crisis is when you can't say "Let's forget the whole thing."
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste. -- Whitney Balliett
A critic is a legless man who teaches running
A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car
A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car. - Kenneth Tynan
A critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
A critic is one who knows the way but can't run the boat.
A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle.
A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick.
A cross between Police Gazette and Mad Magazine. <Cole>
A cross between Rambo and Mary Poppins. -- Peter Fenn on George Bush
A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble: Fuzzy Logic.
A cross between a giant anteater & the devil dog - Tom
A cross? Oy, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A crow perched on a telephone wire, making a long distance caw.
A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air. - Shakespear